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2 00:00:37,004 00:00:41,575 Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial. Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial.
3 00:00:41,608 00:00:43,577 Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot
4 00:00:43,610 00:00:45,545 of bitch niggas that's still in denial. of bitch niggas that's still in denial.
5 00:00:48,448 00:00:50,517 - Yeah, dope on that. - Uh-hmm. - Yeah, dope on that. - Uh-hmm.
6 00:00:50,550 00:00:52,319 Put a sponge on that. Put a sponge on that.
7 00:00:52,352 00:00:55,355 They call me boomerang dick because I come on back. They call me boomerang dick because I come on back.
8 00:00:58,592 00:01:00,627 They going out for the mom like... They going out for the mom like...
9 00:01:00,660 00:01:02,462 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah.
10 00:01:02,496 00:01:05,499 I'm going in like two fingers on prom night. I'm going in like two fingers on prom night.
11 00:01:10,004 00:01:13,074 I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors. I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors.
12 00:01:15,375 00:01:16,744 Me and my family stick together Me and my family stick together
13 00:01:16,778 00:01:18,079 like thighs on pressure. like thighs on pressure.
14 00:01:21,481 00:01:22,482 Bar. Bar.
15 00:01:27,989 00:01:29,724 My name is Rachel Cho. My name is Rachel Cho.
16 00:01:29,757 00:01:31,491 But my friends call me Rache. But my friends call me Rache.
17 00:01:31,525 00:01:33,393 Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one
18 00:01:33,426 00:01:35,997 of the top universities in the country. of the top universities in the country.
19 00:01:36,030 00:01:37,697 I have so much to look forward to. I have so much to look forward to.
20 00:01:37,732 00:01:39,366 I'm moving back in with my parents I'm moving back in with my parents
21 00:01:39,399 00:01:40,735 and I'll probably start waiting tables and I'll probably start waiting tables
22 00:01:40,768 00:01:42,402 to help pay off my student loans. to help pay off my student loans.
23 00:01:42,435 00:01:44,538 Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared
24 00:01:44,571 00:01:46,606 by much of my graduating class. by much of my graduating class.
25 00:01:46,640 00:01:48,408 We're having to come to terms with the fact We're having to come to terms with the fact
26 00:01:48,441 00:01:51,444 that college debt does not miraculously blossom that college debt does not miraculously blossom
27 00:01:51,478 00:01:52,880 into a promising career. into a promising career.
28 00:01:52,914 00:01:55,448 In fact, college debt and promising careers In fact, college debt and promising careers
29 00:01:55,482 00:01:58,052 have no relation, whatsoever. have no relation, whatsoever.
30 00:01:58,085 00:02:00,353 I've maintained a 3.4 GPA I've maintained a 3.4 GPA
31 00:02:00,387 00:02:01,823 and done everything I was told to do, and done everything I was told to do,
32 00:02:01,856 00:02:03,958 but I don't think it's working. but I don't think it's working.
33 00:02:03,991 00:02:06,060 You know what's even more depressing? You know what's even more depressing?
34 00:02:06,093 00:02:08,461 Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic
35 00:02:08,495 00:02:10,798 about his future than I am of mine. about his future than I am of mine.
36 00:02:10,832 00:02:12,066 I'm talking about a man who spent... I'm talking about a man who spent...
37 00:02:12,099 00:02:13,600 - Careful. - ...more years - Careful. - ...more years
38 00:02:13,633 00:02:15,602 in confinement than I've been alive. in confinement than I've been alive.
39 00:02:15,635 00:02:16,771 This is nuts. This is nuts.
40 00:02:16,804 00:02:18,072 And he has a clear vision And he has a clear vision
41 00:02:18,105 00:02:19,506 for his future than anyone I know. for his future than anyone I know.
42 00:02:19,539 00:02:20,708 More, more, more, more. More, more, more, more.
43 00:02:20,741 00:02:21,943 Including my professors. Including my professors.
44 00:02:21,976 00:02:23,510 Stop. Stop.
45 00:02:23,543 00:02:24,912 I have to meet this man face to face. I have to meet this man face to face.
46 00:02:24,946 00:02:26,781 Got it. Got it.
47 00:02:26,814 00:02:28,149 My final film assignment My final film assignment
48 00:02:28,182 00:02:29,851 is a 10-minute short is a 10-minute short
49 00:02:29,884 00:02:31,719 which explores the contrast between my bleak... which explores the contrast between my bleak...
50 00:02:31,752 00:02:33,420 Hello? Hello?
51 00:02:33,453 00:02:35,790 ...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad ...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad
52 00:02:35,823 00:02:38,860 and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict
53 00:02:38,893 00:02:40,761 soon to be paroled from here. soon to be paroled from here.
54 00:02:40,795 00:02:44,431 The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility. The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility.
55 00:02:44,464 00:02:46,666 The optimism in your blog is... The optimism in your blog is...
56 00:02:46,701 00:02:48,903 Hotter than Sriracha. Hotter than Sriracha.
57 00:02:48,936 00:02:50,637 That works too. That works too.
58 00:02:50,670 00:02:52,606 It's actually what inspired me to interview you. It's actually what inspired me to interview you.
59 00:02:52,639 00:02:54,141 If that shit inspired you, If that shit inspired you,
60 00:02:54,175 00:02:57,111 I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw." I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw."
61 00:02:57,144 00:02:58,980 That shit go hard in the paint. That shit go hard in the paint.
62 00:02:59,013 00:03:00,147 Can you perform some of it? Can you perform some of it?
63 00:03:00,181 00:03:01,148 Maybe I can put it in my short. Maybe I can put it in my short.
64 00:03:01,182 00:03:02,817 I can a little bit. I can a little bit.
65 00:03:02,850 00:03:04,551 I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set. I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set.
66 00:03:04,584 00:03:06,020 Okay. Here go a little piece I just... Okay. Here go a little piece I just...
67 00:03:06,053 00:03:07,121 I just finished off. I just finished off.
68 00:03:07,154 00:03:09,824 But it's a little story of hope. But it's a little story of hope.
69 00:03:09,857 00:03:13,493 I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy, I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy,
70 00:03:13,526 00:03:16,130 and his parents named him Monica. and his parents named him Monica.
71 00:03:16,163 00:03:19,033 They thought naming him Monica would help build character. They thought naming him Monica would help build character.
72 00:03:19,066 00:03:23,905 And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica. And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica.
73 00:03:23,938 00:03:26,107 All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down. All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down.
74 00:03:26,140 00:03:28,943 Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar. Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar.
75 00:03:28,976 00:03:30,443 Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it
76 00:03:30,477 00:03:31,879 with his ass in the seat. with his ass in the seat.
77 00:03:31,913 00:03:33,680 Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview. Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview.
78 00:03:33,714 00:03:35,482 Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money, Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money,
79 00:03:35,515 00:03:36,984 - so you know. - What's "Gate Money?" - so you know. - What's "Gate Money?"
80 00:03:37,018 00:03:38,719 You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket. You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket.
81 00:03:38,753 00:03:40,453 You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison, You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison,
82 00:03:40,487 00:03:41,722 this is the way if you want, you know. this is the way if you want, you know.
83 00:03:41,756 00:03:42,957 We can do this interview in the fresh air We can do this interview in the fresh air
84 00:03:42,990 00:03:44,191 while I smoke my Newport. while I smoke my Newport.
85 00:03:44,225 00:03:46,160 - What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down. - What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down.
86 00:03:46,193 00:03:48,062 All right. I'm sitting down. All right. I'm sitting down.
87 00:03:48,095 00:03:49,764 - Come on. - I was sitting down. - Come on. - I was sitting down.
88 00:03:49,797 00:03:51,531 - Roll over. - That's what I was doing. - Roll over. - That's what I was doing.
89 00:03:51,564 00:03:52,833 Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up. Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up.
90 00:03:52,867 00:03:55,036 Are you serious? Excuse me. Are you serious? Excuse me.
91 00:03:55,069 00:03:57,038 Turn over, TJ. Turn over. Turn over, TJ. Turn over.
92 00:03:57,071 00:03:58,538 You're getting this shit on camera? You're getting this shit on camera?
93 00:03:58,571 00:04:00,074 You're getting this shit on camera? You're getting this shit on camera?
94 00:04:00,107 00:04:01,809 - You see how they do? - Why are you trying - You see how they do? - Why are you trying
95 00:04:01,842 00:04:03,476 to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up. to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up.
96 00:04:03,510 00:04:05,012 - Okay. - What is your problem? - Okay. - What is your problem?
97 00:04:05,046 00:04:06,513 We have a permit to film this. We have a permit to film this.
98 00:04:06,546 00:04:07,815 Do you have a permit to film me? Do you have a permit to film me?
99 00:04:07,848 00:04:09,150 I do not think so. Shut that thing off. I do not think so. Shut that thing off.
100 00:04:09,183 00:04:10,517 Serious? Serious?
101 00:04:10,550 00:04:12,552 - See how they do? - You got him. - See how they do? - You got him.
102 00:04:12,585 00:04:14,088 Enjoy. Enjoy.
103 00:04:14,121 00:04:15,222 - Hey. - Prime time TV. - Hey. - Prime time TV.
104 00:04:16,290 00:04:18,826 I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but... I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but...
105 00:04:18,859 00:04:20,660 this is what they do. this is what they do.
106 00:04:20,694 00:04:23,230 You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me? You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me?
107 00:04:23,264 00:04:26,100 Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you? Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you?
108 00:04:26,133 00:04:27,835 What about the next inmate? What about the next inmate?
109 00:04:27,868 00:04:28,869 What about him? What about him?
110 00:04:30,004 00:04:31,906 Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up
111 00:04:31,939 00:04:33,174 to the Inspector General's office. to the Inspector General's office.
112 00:04:33,207 00:04:35,943 Still it's my word against white folks. Still it's my word against white folks.
113 00:04:35,977 00:04:37,544 First time in my life, I can see the light First time in my life, I can see the light
114 00:04:37,577 00:04:38,946 at the end of the fucking tunnel. at the end of the fucking tunnel.
115 00:04:38,980 00:04:41,614 It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark. It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark.
116 00:04:41,648 00:04:42,615 You heard me? You heard me?
117 00:04:42,649 00:04:43,784 So, I got to decide. So, I got to decide.
118 00:04:43,818 00:04:46,087 Do I want justice or do I want freedom? Do I want justice or do I want freedom?
119 00:04:46,120 00:04:49,223 - Why not both? - Both? - Why not both? - Both?
120 00:04:49,256 00:04:51,658 You're a vegan or something, huh? You're a vegan or something, huh?
121 00:04:51,691 00:04:52,960 Well, she wild as shit. Well, she wild as shit.
122 00:04:52,994 00:04:54,795 People always seem amazed with the fact People always seem amazed with the fact
123 00:04:54,829 00:04:56,297 that I could be so, you know, that I could be so, you know,
124 00:04:56,330 00:04:58,733 I could be such a visionary from behind these walls. I could be such a visionary from behind these walls.
125 00:04:58,766 00:05:00,801 Anything is possible, understand? You can do it. Anything is possible, understand? You can do it.
126 00:05:00,835 00:05:02,136 It's just like... it's like prison pussy, It's just like... it's like prison pussy,
127 00:05:02,169 00:05:05,206 you know, you just got to use your imagination. you know, you just got to use your imagination.
128 00:05:05,239 00:05:07,174 You need to get good to you. You need to get good to you.
129 00:05:07,208 00:05:08,675 Niggas just think you just walk up Niggas just think you just walk up
130 00:05:08,709 00:05:10,911 out the prison like you do in a movie. out the prison like you do in a movie.
131 00:05:10,945 00:05:12,645 And I got a lot to prove, man. And I got a lot to prove, man.
132 00:05:12,679 00:05:14,215 A lot to prove. A lot to prove.
133 00:05:14,248 00:05:16,083 You know, because there's a lot of folks out there, You know, because there's a lot of folks out there,
134 00:05:16,117 00:05:18,019 they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know, they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know,
135 00:05:18,052 00:05:20,788 because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage. because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage.
136 00:05:20,821 00:05:23,290 When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter. When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter.
137 00:05:23,324 00:05:25,192 Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody. Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody.
138 00:05:25,226 00:05:26,160 Heard me? Heard me?
139 00:05:27,028 00:05:28,996 Two minutes. Two minutes.
140 00:05:32,199 00:05:36,303 I heard you put you on your bathtub I heard you put you on your bathtub
141 00:05:38,172 00:05:40,141 I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan
142 00:05:40,174 00:05:42,309 to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options
143 00:05:42,343 00:05:44,111 available to me when I'm on the outside. available to me when I'm on the outside.
144 00:05:44,145 00:05:45,578 This way... This way...
145 00:05:45,612 00:05:47,148 Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here. Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here.
146 00:05:47,181 00:05:49,183 But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me. But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me.
147 00:05:49,216 00:05:51,886 So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go. So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go.
148 00:05:51,919 00:05:53,220 Last I checked, you're the subject Last I checked, you're the subject
149 00:05:53,254 00:05:55,222 of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile. of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile.
150 00:05:55,256 00:05:56,991 - Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no. - Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no.
151 00:05:57,024 00:05:58,625 Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway? Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway?
152 00:06:00,227 00:06:01,095 Come here. Come here.
153 00:06:02,096 00:06:03,330 Don't ever use that word in front of me again. Don't ever use that word in front of me again.
154 00:06:03,364 00:06:06,033 - Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up. - Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up.
155 00:06:07,234 00:06:09,203 You wanna get him down? You wanna get him down?
156 00:06:09,236 00:06:11,005 - Thank you. - Wait, wait. - Thank you. - Wait, wait.
157 00:06:11,038 00:06:13,107 Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay? Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay?
158 00:06:13,140 00:06:14,909 Get one camera here Get one camera here
159 00:06:14,942 00:06:17,144 then you get another camera here like this, right? then you get another camera here like this, right?
160 00:06:17,178 00:06:18,712 And be phantom because it's like And be phantom because it's like
161 00:06:18,746 00:06:20,748 that "catch the predator shit." Heard me? that "catch the predator shit." Heard me?
162 00:06:23,751 00:06:25,618 Hmm. You dye your hair? Hmm. You dye your hair?
163 00:06:25,652 00:06:26,653 - No. - No. - No. - No.
164 00:06:28,856 00:06:31,826 Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid. Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid.
165 00:06:31,859 00:06:34,627 You don't qualify for any child tax credits You don't qualify for any child tax credits
166 00:06:34,661 00:06:36,063 or disability related benefits. or disability related benefits.
167 00:06:36,097 00:06:37,998 What are your plans for employment? What are your plans for employment?
168 00:06:38,032 00:06:40,101 Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company, Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company,
169 00:06:40,134 00:06:42,069 follow my calling being a life coach, follow my calling being a life coach,
170 00:06:42,103 00:06:44,805 motivational speaker, well-renowned. motivational speaker, well-renowned.
171 00:06:44,839 00:06:45,873 Uh, okay. Uh, okay.
172 00:06:45,906 00:06:48,075 Have you contacted your family, Have you contacted your family,
173 00:06:48,109 00:06:49,343 arranged for room and board arranged for room and board
174 00:06:49,376 00:06:50,845 or would you like us to help you with that? or would you like us to help you with that?
175 00:06:50,878 00:06:52,246 Y'all kidding, right? Y'all kidding, right?
176 00:06:52,279 00:06:54,782 My family probably waiting for me outside right now. My family probably waiting for me outside right now.
177 00:06:54,815 00:06:56,417 Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family, Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family,
178 00:06:56,450 00:06:58,252 I'm Michael, okay? I'm Michael, okay?
179 00:06:58,285 00:07:00,721 They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me. They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me.
180 00:07:00,754 00:07:02,056 Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is, Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is,
181 00:07:02,089 00:07:03,190 - hood niggas talk. - Language. - hood niggas talk. - Language.
182 00:07:03,224 00:07:04,758 Copy that. I'ma get me Copy that. I'ma get me
183 00:07:04,792 00:07:06,060 a cool little spot in The Wood. a cool little spot in The Wood.
184 00:07:06,093 00:07:07,194 Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
185 00:07:07,228 00:07:08,929 Uh, Hollywood, Florida. Uh, Hollywood, Florida.
186 00:07:08,963 00:07:11,232 Yeah, you know, caught me a whip. Yeah, you know, caught me a whip.
187 00:07:11,265 00:07:12,399 - And that's? - Vehicle. - And that's? - Vehicle.
188 00:07:12,433 00:07:13,801 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. - Yeah. - Uh-huh.
189 00:07:13,834 00:07:15,769 I am a CLS for the department. I am a CLS for the department.
190 00:07:15,803 00:07:18,939 Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist. Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist.
191 00:07:18,973 00:07:20,407 One of the things we discovered One of the things we discovered
192 00:07:20,441 00:07:22,276 was a major disconnect was a major disconnect
193 00:07:22,309 00:07:26,347 between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers, between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers,
194 00:07:26,380 00:07:28,849 primarily due to the street vernacular primarily due to the street vernacular
195 00:07:28,883 00:07:30,317 that is used by inmates in prison. that is used by inmates in prison.
196 00:07:30,351 00:07:33,454 So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate. So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate.
197 00:07:33,487 00:07:35,688 It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me. It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me.
198 00:07:35,723 00:07:36,857 You know, it's gonna be like that. You know, it's gonna be like that.
199 00:07:36,891 00:07:38,392 Uh, it's the party you throw Uh, it's the party you throw
200 00:07:38,425 00:07:41,729 when you sue the state for police brutality and win. when you sue the state for police brutality and win.
201 00:07:41,762 00:07:44,265 - Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on. - Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on.
202 00:07:44,298 00:07:45,733 The kids are... could you... The kids are... could you...
203 00:07:45,766 00:07:47,334 Uh, my job is to make sure Uh, my job is to make sure
204 00:07:47,368 00:07:48,936 that each inmate's transition that each inmate's transition
205 00:07:48,969 00:07:53,407 back to civilian life is smooth and practical. back to civilian life is smooth and practical.
206 00:07:53,440 00:07:56,810 And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them
207 00:07:56,844 00:07:59,880 with that transition back to civilian life. with that transition back to civilian life.
208 00:07:59,914 00:08:01,849 But, um, Mr. Jackson But, um, Mr. Jackson
209 00:08:01,882 00:08:04,785 opted to spend his halfway time opted to spend his halfway time
210 00:08:04,818 00:08:05,886 here at the prison. here at the prison.
211 00:08:05,920 00:08:08,822 I have never seen him get a visitor. I have never seen him get a visitor.
212 00:08:08,856 00:08:10,424 Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls. Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls.
213 00:08:10,457 00:08:12,426 He maybe had one letter He maybe had one letter
214 00:08:12,459 00:08:14,895 and that's what prompts my concerns. and that's what prompts my concerns.
215 00:08:14,929 00:08:17,031 Without a community to lean on, Without a community to lean on,
216 00:08:17,064 00:08:18,899 prisoners usually end up prisoners usually end up
217 00:08:18,933 00:08:22,303 back here with us... back here with us...
218 00:08:23,337 00:08:24,805 for another round. for another round.
219 00:08:24,838 00:08:27,808 Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me? Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me?
220 00:08:27,841 00:08:29,944 But my government name is Tijuana Jackson. But my government name is Tijuana Jackson.
221 00:08:29,977 00:08:31,145 Life coach with a goon-hand, Life coach with a goon-hand,
222 00:08:31,178 00:08:33,414 motivational speaker, real nigga shit. motivational speaker, real nigga shit.
223 00:08:33,447 00:08:35,416 Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this, Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this,
224 00:08:35,449 00:08:36,817 but maybe since it's my last day... but maybe since it's my last day...
225 00:08:36,850 00:08:38,085 Ah, don't even try it. Ah, don't even try it.
226 00:08:38,118 00:08:40,788 - Nope. - Okay. Uh, just checking. - Nope. - Okay. Uh, just checking.
227 00:08:40,821 00:08:42,256 He knows better. He's just, uh... He knows better. He's just, uh...
228 00:08:42,289 00:08:45,226 showboating for the cameras. showboating for the cameras.
229 00:08:45,259 00:08:49,430 Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates. Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates.
230 00:08:49,463 00:08:51,165 He fancies himself a life coach He fancies himself a life coach
231 00:08:51,198 00:08:53,534 and a lot of the inmates do look up to him. and a lot of the inmates do look up to him.
232 00:08:53,567 00:08:56,303 He has helped me just talk some sense He has helped me just talk some sense
233 00:08:56,337 00:08:57,871 into some of these jits. into some of these jits.
234 00:08:57,905 00:09:00,241 Who said we can want Who said we can want
235 00:09:00,274 00:09:02,009 - Don't make me get loud. - Some bullshit. - Don't make me get loud. - Some bullshit.
236 00:09:02,042 00:09:04,078 I got this sentence, you know, I got this sentence, you know,
237 00:09:04,111 00:09:05,879 for siphoning gas out a school bus. for siphoning gas out a school bus.
238 00:09:05,913 00:09:07,982 The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know. The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know.
239 00:09:08,015 00:09:10,217 But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying? But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying?
240 00:09:10,251 00:09:12,019 Because nigga's smoking a cigarette Because nigga's smoking a cigarette
241 00:09:12,052 00:09:14,855 therefore endangering the lives of the kids therefore endangering the lives of the kids
242 00:09:14,888 00:09:16,557 that were still on the bus, that were still on the bus,
243 00:09:16,590 00:09:18,259 short bus, whatever it was. short bus, whatever it was.
244 00:09:20,127 00:09:21,328 You know, with me and TJ, You know, with me and TJ,
245 00:09:21,362 00:09:23,964 we grew up together, you know? we grew up together, you know?
246 00:09:23,998 00:09:28,102 Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV. Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV.
247 00:09:28,135 00:09:29,403 Don't mine he's small. Don't mine he's small.
248 00:09:29,436 00:09:31,905 You know, he thinks big, very big. You know, he thinks big, very big.
249 00:09:31,939 00:09:33,841 He's good people. He's good people. He's good people. He's good people.
250 00:09:33,874 00:09:37,378 I got my sentence reduced to 10 months, I got my sentence reduced to 10 months,
251 00:09:37,411 00:09:40,080 but statistics say that I'm likely to return but statistics say that I'm likely to return
252 00:09:40,114 00:09:42,349 to this slave track, okay? to this slave track, okay?
253 00:09:42,383 00:09:44,151 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
254 00:09:44,184 00:09:46,086 I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that. I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that.
255 00:09:46,120 00:09:47,087 Product of the state. Product of the state.
256 00:09:47,121 00:09:48,589 So ill I bleed HAZMAT. So ill I bleed HAZMAT.
257 00:09:48,622 00:09:50,190 Fucking with a Beast. Fucking with a Beast.
258 00:09:50,224 00:09:53,260 Savage. Beast. Savage. Beast.
259 00:09:53,294 00:09:56,563 Beast. That Beast. Beast. That Beast.
260 00:09:56,597 00:09:58,232 Y'all don't know that one yet. Y'all don't know that one yet.
261 00:09:58,265 00:10:00,901 You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop. You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop.
262 00:10:00,934 00:10:03,537 Better believe that shit. Heard me? Better believe that shit. Heard me?
263 00:10:03,570 00:10:08,008 The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based. The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based.
264 00:10:08,042 00:10:10,844 Some programs rescue any species of animal. Some programs rescue any species of animal.
265 00:10:10,878 00:10:14,181 But this one here is a dog's only rescue. But this one here is a dog's only rescue.
266 00:10:14,214 00:10:15,916 What's good, Chance? What's good, Chance?
267 00:10:15,949 00:10:17,217 Huh? Huh?
268 00:10:17,251 00:10:19,053 I named her Chance because it's very rare I named her Chance because it's very rare
269 00:10:19,086 00:10:20,487 a black man gets a seventh chance. a black man gets a seventh chance.
270 00:10:20,521 00:10:22,022 Did you say a second chance? Did you say a second chance?
271 00:10:22,056 00:10:24,158 No, I said a seventh chance. No, I said a seventh chance.
272 00:10:24,191 00:10:25,526 Come on, girl. Come on. Come on, girl. Come on.
273 00:10:25,559 00:10:26,994 She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend, She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend,
274 00:10:27,027 00:10:28,362 I tell you that. Raise yourself. I tell you that. Raise yourself.
275 00:10:28,395 00:10:30,097 Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh? Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh?
276 00:10:30,130 00:10:31,131 Show me that Mayweather. Show me that Mayweather.
277 00:10:31,165 00:10:32,866 Stop and freeze, stop and freeze. Stop and freeze, stop and freeze.
278 00:10:32,900 00:10:33,967 Huh, what you got? Huh, what you got?
279 00:10:34,001 00:10:35,235 You got heat on you, huh? You got heat on you, huh?
280 00:10:35,269 00:10:37,004 You holding? You holding?
281 00:10:37,037 00:10:38,872 Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.
282 00:10:38,906 00:10:40,341 Come here. Come here, Chance. Come here. Come here, Chance.
283 00:10:40,374 00:10:42,276 He's done an exceptional job with her. He's done an exceptional job with her.
284 00:10:42,309 00:10:43,644 Not always, man. I done... Not always, man. I done...
285 00:10:43,677 00:10:44,945 I done stepped on her tail. I done stepped on her tail.
286 00:10:44,978 00:10:46,580 I done stepped on her paw. I done stepped on her paw.
287 00:10:46,613 00:10:49,917 I done all kind of crazy. I done all kind of crazy.
288 00:10:49,950 00:10:51,285 I'm not incriminating myself, am I? I'm not incriminating myself, am I?
289 00:10:51,318 00:10:52,653 No, you're fine. No, you're fine.
290 00:10:52,686 00:10:54,388 But I've done all kind of stuff to her. But I've done all kind of stuff to her.
291 00:10:54,421 00:10:56,523 Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge. Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge.
292 00:10:56,557 00:11:00,060 She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free. She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free.
293 00:11:00,094 00:11:01,328 Meanwhile, there's niggas in here Meanwhile, there's niggas in here
294 00:11:01,362 00:11:03,163 getting shanked over correctional cake. getting shanked over correctional cake.
295 00:11:03,197 00:11:04,398 What's correctional cake? What's correctional cake?
296 00:11:04,431 00:11:08,302 Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos, Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos,
297 00:11:08,335 00:11:11,939 peanut butter, and M&Ms. peanut butter, and M&Ms.
298 00:11:11,972 00:11:13,974 But as I was saying before she interrupted But as I was saying before she interrupted
299 00:11:14,007 00:11:17,578 my fucking monologue... my fucking monologue...
300 00:11:17,611 00:11:20,013 we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance? we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance?
301 00:11:20,047 00:11:21,415 Grudges hold us, huh? Grudges hold us, huh?
302 00:11:22,449 00:11:24,351 You fucking seen me. You fucking seen me.
303 00:11:24,385 00:11:26,420 Open the fucking... I see you. Open the fucking... I see you.
304 00:11:26,453 00:11:27,955 I know you fucking seen me. I know you fucking seen me.
305 00:11:27,988 00:11:30,190 Get off me. Get the fuck off me. Get off me. Get the fuck off me.
306 00:11:30,224 00:11:32,659 Get off, nigga. Get the fuck. Get off, nigga. Get the fuck.
307 00:11:32,693 00:11:34,428 - It's beyond my control. - It's bullshit. - It's beyond my control. - It's bullshit.
308 00:11:34,461 00:11:37,598 I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD. I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD.
309 00:11:37,631 00:11:39,032 Why y'all ain't tell me then? Why y'all ain't tell me then?
310 00:11:39,066 00:11:40,968 Because I thought it was gonna work out. Because I thought it was gonna work out.
311 00:11:44,438 00:11:47,174 I always talk about closure. I always talk about closure.
312 00:11:47,207 00:11:50,677 I tried really hard. I tried really hard.
313 00:11:50,712 00:11:52,346 He deserves Chance, He deserves Chance,
314 00:11:52,379 00:11:54,615 but the Prison Pet Rescue Program but the Prison Pet Rescue Program
315 00:11:54,648 00:11:57,017 doesn't service civilians doesn't service civilians
316 00:11:57,050 00:11:59,953 and they would not make an exception and they would not make an exception
317 00:11:59,987 00:12:02,189 for Mr. Jackson even though I asked. for Mr. Jackson even though I asked.
318 00:12:02,222 00:12:04,358 Prison is a bitch. Prison is a bitch.
319 00:12:04,391 00:12:05,959 But they won't let you take that bitch with you. But they won't let you take that bitch with you.
320 00:12:05,993 00:12:07,094 Don't let her chew her hot spots. Don't let her chew her hot spots.
321 00:12:07,127 00:12:08,162 - Heard me? - Uh-hmm. - Heard me? - Uh-hmm.
322 00:12:08,195 00:12:09,229 - Okay? - Uh-hmm. - Okay? - Uh-hmm.
323 00:12:09,263 00:12:10,964 And don't breed her. And don't breed her.
324 00:12:10,998 00:12:12,566 I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off
325 00:12:12,599 00:12:14,435 in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho. in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho.
326 00:12:14,468 00:12:16,003 Don't worry as such, bro. Don't worry as such, bro.
327 00:12:16,036 00:12:17,337 It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know. It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know.
328 00:12:17,371 00:12:18,740 I want you to give her like half I want you to give her like half
329 00:12:18,773 00:12:20,040 a Nutraloaf in the morning. a Nutraloaf in the morning.
330 00:12:20,073 00:12:21,508 You get them out the chow hall. You get them out the chow hall.
331 00:12:21,542 00:12:22,643 give her the other half at night. give her the other half at night.
332 00:12:22,676 00:12:24,678 - Uh-hmm. - You dig? - Uh-hmm. - You dig?
333 00:12:24,712 00:12:26,180 And you got to give a whole lot of water And you got to give a whole lot of water
334 00:12:26,213 00:12:27,648 in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf
335 00:12:27,681 00:12:30,752 - will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family. - will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family.
336 00:12:30,785 00:12:33,086 This is like my little sister with blood. This is like my little sister with blood.
337 00:12:33,120 00:12:35,022 Anything interfere with us, bleed. Anything interfere with us, bleed.
338 00:12:35,055 00:12:36,356 Bleed. Nigga, you can't... Bleed. Nigga, you can't...
339 00:12:36,390 00:12:39,293 nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga, nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga,
340 00:12:39,326 00:12:41,195 you're gonna end up in IMU. you're gonna end up in IMU.
341 00:12:41,228 00:12:42,463 If you end up in IMU, If you end up in IMU,
342 00:12:42,496 00:12:43,765 she's gonna end up in that bean slot. she's gonna end up in that bean slot.
343 00:12:43,798 00:12:46,233 Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade. Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade.
344 00:12:46,266 00:12:47,534 No, no, no, no. Listen, man. No, no, no, no. Listen, man.
345 00:12:47,568 00:12:49,069 You got to treat her life... You got to treat her life...
346 00:12:49,102 00:12:50,504 you got to treat her life like it's your life. you got to treat her life like it's your life.
347 00:12:50,537 00:12:51,706 You do that, you ain't gonna believe You do that, you ain't gonna believe
348 00:12:51,739 00:12:53,173 what you get out of it, man. what you get out of it, man.
349 00:12:53,207 00:12:56,109 Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga. Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga.
350 00:12:56,143 00:12:57,678 And when I catch you on the outside, And when I catch you on the outside,
351 00:12:57,712 00:12:59,279 - I got work for you. - Good. - I got work for you. - Good.
352 00:12:59,313 00:13:00,447 - Okay? - Uh-hmm. - Okay? - Uh-hmm.
353 00:13:00,481 00:13:02,616 Full-time life coach assistant, okay? Full-time life coach assistant, okay?
354 00:13:02,649 00:13:04,117 - Full salary. - Okay. - Full salary. - Okay.
355 00:13:04,151 00:13:06,620 - Benefits with it, okay? - Got you. - Benefits with it, okay? - Got you.
356 00:13:06,653 00:13:09,256 And all the roti you can eat, you dig? And all the roti you can eat, you dig?
357 00:13:09,289 00:13:10,524 You can't get this kind of respect You can't get this kind of respect
358 00:13:10,557 00:13:12,392 unless you're a chief. Heard me? unless you're a chief. Heard me?
359 00:13:12,426 00:13:14,261 I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ? I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ?
360 00:13:14,294 00:13:16,497 You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it. You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it.
361 00:13:16,530 00:13:18,098 Can you all edit that out? Can you all edit that out?
362 00:13:32,312 00:13:33,480 ♪ Woo ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
363 00:13:46,326 00:13:48,328 ♪ Woo ♪ ♪ Woo ♪
364 00:14:19,259 00:14:22,195 They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic. They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic.
365 00:14:33,540 00:14:35,075 They'd be here. They'd be here.
366 00:15:05,505 00:15:09,276 So, should we just conduct the interview here? So, should we just conduct the interview here?
367 00:15:09,309 00:15:10,677 Is that okay? Is that okay?
368 00:15:10,712 00:15:12,880 I thought you all wanted to get my family in? I thought you all wanted to get my family in?
369 00:15:12,914 00:15:16,683 Had a whole family in the interview? Had a whole family in the interview?
370 00:15:16,718 00:15:18,920 Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin. Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin.
371 00:15:18,953 00:15:20,420 What's up, homie? What's up, homie?
372 00:15:20,454 00:15:22,790 Hey, you fuck black guys? Hey, you fuck black guys?
373 00:15:28,195 00:15:31,833 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up.
374 00:15:31,866 00:15:35,235 Hey, I'll tell you all something. Hey, I'll tell you all something.
375 00:15:37,304 00:15:39,272 Can a nigga catch a ride with you all? Can a nigga catch a ride with you all?
376 00:15:39,306 00:15:41,909 Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all... Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all...
377 00:15:41,943 00:15:45,312 Shotgun, homie. Shotgun, homie.
378 00:15:45,345 00:15:46,948 I called it, shotgun. I called it, shotgun.
379 00:15:46,981 00:15:49,616 They sent me this shit right before I got popped. They sent me this shit right before I got popped.
380 00:15:49,650 00:15:51,518 It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson, It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson,
381 00:15:51,551 00:15:54,789 Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants
382 00:15:54,822 00:15:57,224 to participate in our nationally televised to participate in our nationally televised
383 00:15:57,257 00:15:58,893 speakers competition program. speakers competition program.
384 00:15:58,926 00:16:01,461 They must... they must have found me from my blog. They must... they must have found me from my blog.
385 00:16:01,495 00:16:02,830 I thought inmates weren't allowed I thought inmates weren't allowed
386 00:16:02,864 00:16:04,264 to have computers in prison? to have computers in prison?
387 00:16:04,297 00:16:05,465 They're not. They're not.
388 00:16:05,499 00:16:07,567 So, how did you maintain a blog? So, how did you maintain a blog?
389 00:16:07,601 00:16:08,970 Hey. Hey.
390 00:16:09,003 00:16:11,505 Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing? Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing?
391 00:16:11,538 00:16:13,206 It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh? It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh?
392 00:16:13,240 00:16:15,442 Do you mind not smoking in my car, please? Do you mind not smoking in my car, please?
393 00:16:15,475 00:16:16,978 - Thank you. - It's menthol. - Thank you. - It's menthol.
394 00:16:17,011 00:16:20,380 Take a right after the light. Take a right after the light.
395 00:16:20,414 00:16:22,649 Right here, take a right here because this... yeah. Right here, take a right here because this... yeah.
396 00:16:22,683 00:16:23,918 This Toastmaster reality show This Toastmaster reality show
397 00:16:23,951 00:16:25,619 was like shark tank of public speakers. was like shark tank of public speakers.
398 00:16:25,652 00:16:27,421 They put a nigga on the map. Heard me? They put a nigga on the map. Heard me?
399 00:16:27,454 00:16:29,523 Hey, black cop. What up, nigga? Hey, black cop. What up, nigga?
400 00:16:29,556 00:16:30,892 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
401 00:16:30,925 00:16:32,693 That's the homie. That's the homie.
402 00:16:32,727 00:16:35,228 Built this whole empire collecting them cans. Built this whole empire collecting them cans.
403 00:16:35,262 00:16:37,932 I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing. I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing.
404 00:16:37,965 00:16:40,233 That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career
405 00:16:40,267 00:16:41,869 off the block and then you can see off the block and then you can see
406 00:16:41,903 00:16:45,940 by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida. by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida.
407 00:16:45,973 00:16:47,775 I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me. I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me.
408 00:16:47,809 00:16:49,509 Now you can get your interview. Now you can get your interview.
409 00:16:49,543 00:16:51,244 Hold my shit. Hold my shit.
410 00:16:51,278 00:16:52,279 What up, momma? What up, momma?
411 00:16:52,312 00:16:53,748 What you do now, Junior? What you do now, Junior?
412 00:16:53,781 00:16:55,582 Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party. Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party.
413 00:16:55,615 00:16:57,018 Party? Party?
414 00:16:57,051 00:16:58,786 I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail
415 00:16:58,820 00:16:59,954 and let the whole neighborhood and let the whole neighborhood
416 00:16:59,987 00:17:01,688 - know my son is a felon? - Momma. - know my son is a felon? - Momma.
417 00:17:01,723 00:17:03,024 They already know that, Momma. They already know that, Momma.
418 00:17:03,057 00:17:04,291 Excuse me. Excuse me.
419 00:17:04,324 00:17:05,392 If it ain't no party, why is she... If it ain't no party, why is she...
420 00:17:05,425 00:17:06,359 why is she dressed like that? why is she dressed like that?
421 00:17:06,393 00:17:07,594 Dressed like what? Dressed like what?
422 00:17:07,627 00:17:09,463 Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga. Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga.
423 00:17:09,496 00:17:11,431 Why are you dressed like a homeless fam? Why are you dressed like a homeless fam?
424 00:17:11,465 00:17:12,834 Junior, why are all these folks Junior, why are all these folks
425 00:17:12,867 00:17:14,367 following you around with these cameras? following you around with these cameras?
426 00:17:14,401 00:17:15,770 Momma, they're making a movie about me. Momma, they're making a movie about me.
427 00:17:15,803 00:17:17,839 That's Rachel and that's her white friend. That's Rachel and that's her white friend.
428 00:17:17,872 00:17:19,707 Y'all making a movie about Junior? Y'all making a movie about Junior?
429 00:17:19,741 00:17:21,508 Just a short movie, ma'am. Just a short movie, ma'am.
430 00:17:21,541 00:17:23,643 - Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - Watch your mouth, boy. - Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - Watch your mouth, boy.
431 00:17:23,677 00:17:24,879 Copy that. What's wrong with her? Copy that. What's wrong with her?
432 00:17:24,912 00:17:26,580 Late for work. Lil Eric out of control, Late for work. Lil Eric out of control,
433 00:17:26,613 00:17:27,982 can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him. can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him.
434 00:17:28,015 00:17:29,483 - Where he at? - I don't know. - Where he at? - I don't know.
435 00:17:29,516 00:17:30,818 He out there running with them hoodlums. He out there running with them hoodlums.
436 00:17:30,852 00:17:32,053 He running with... Sharea. He running with... Sharea.
437 00:17:32,086 00:17:33,788 - Where my nephew? - Leave me alone. - Where my nephew? - Leave me alone.
438 00:17:33,821 00:17:34,922 I bet you I find him. I bet you I find him.
439 00:17:34,956 00:17:36,656 What'd you all do with my BB gun? What'd you all do with my BB gun?
440 00:17:36,690 00:17:38,558 - I don't need your help. - Junior. Stop. - I don't need your help. - Junior. Stop.
441 00:17:38,592 00:17:39,927 You just got out of jail. You just got out of jail.
442 00:17:40,862 00:17:41,863 Where is it? Where is it?
443 00:17:44,397 00:17:47,969 - Uh-uh. Come on now. - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Uh-uh. Come on now. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
444 00:17:48,002 00:17:49,904 Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4. Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4.
445 00:17:49,937 00:17:51,005 Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down. Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down.
446 00:17:51,038 00:17:53,540 You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric. You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric.
447 00:17:53,573 00:17:54,474 - Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - Not really. - Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - Not really.
448 00:17:54,508 00:17:55,743 Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit
449 00:17:55,777 00:17:57,879 about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax. about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax.
450 00:17:57,912 00:17:59,513 Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me? Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me?
451 00:17:59,546 00:18:00,915 If she... I go away, do a little bid. If she... I go away, do a little bid.
452 00:18:00,948 00:18:02,582 She can't look after her own son. Know why? She can't look after her own son. Know why?
453 00:18:02,616 00:18:04,018 'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant 'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant
454 00:18:04,051 00:18:05,685 - off the Internet. - I know you did not - off the Internet. - I know you did not
455 00:18:05,720 00:18:06,888 - just say that. - I said what I said. - just say that. - I said what I said.
456 00:18:06,921 00:18:08,388 Okay. Let me tell you all something. Okay. Let me tell you all something.
457 00:18:08,421 00:18:09,957 Don't get this thing twisted, okay? Don't get this thing twisted, okay?
458 00:18:09,991 00:18:11,558 I'm the only person in this family with a degree. I'm the only person in this family with a degree.
459 00:18:11,591 00:18:13,426 When I was pregnant, I went back to school When I was pregnant, I went back to school
460 00:18:13,460 00:18:15,328 - to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it. - to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it.
461 00:18:15,362 00:18:17,098 Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news, Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news,
462 00:18:17,131 00:18:19,399 he done went backwards, State pen University, he done went backwards, State pen University,
463 00:18:19,432 00:18:20,835 State pen University. State pen University.
464 00:18:20,868 00:18:22,770 Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree. Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree.
465 00:18:22,804 00:18:24,437 - It don't matter. - TJ. - It don't matter. - TJ.
466 00:18:24,471 00:18:25,940 It don't... let me tell you all something. It don't... let me tell you all something.
467 00:18:25,973 00:18:27,507 TJ. TJ.
468 00:18:27,541 00:18:30,111 Sit down. Sit down.
469 00:18:30,144 00:18:31,846 And you stop too. And you stop too.
470 00:18:48,495 00:18:51,098 Excuse me. Can we go now? Excuse me. Can we go now?
471 00:18:51,132 00:18:53,034 Come on, baby. Come on, baby.
472 00:18:53,067 00:18:54,936 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
473 00:19:39,546 00:19:41,015 Watch out, hon. Watch out, hon.
474 00:19:51,125 00:19:53,094 That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker. That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker.
475 00:19:53,127 00:19:55,695 He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican. He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican.
476 00:19:55,730 00:19:57,198 Go back inside and get you some juice. Go back inside and get you some juice.
477 00:19:57,231 00:19:59,200 I'll be back. I'll be back.
478 00:19:59,233 00:20:00,801 My children, I don't know My children, I don't know
479 00:20:00,835 00:20:02,535 what I'm gonna do with them. what I'm gonna do with them.
480 00:20:02,569 00:20:04,205 Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing. Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing.
481 00:20:04,238 00:20:06,140 I taught you all better than that. I taught you all better than that.
482 00:20:06,173 00:20:08,976 You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess. You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess.
483 00:20:09,010 00:20:11,712 Are you serious? No. Why? Are you serious? No. Why?
484 00:20:11,746 00:20:12,847 Because I asked for somebody Because I asked for somebody
485 00:20:12,880 00:20:14,148 to cover my shift for 20 minutes? to cover my shift for 20 minutes?
486 00:20:14,181 00:20:15,950 All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am." All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am."
487 00:20:15,983 00:20:18,052 Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice? Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice?
488 00:20:18,085 00:20:19,619 Oh, get the hell off this, boy. Oh, get the hell off this, boy.
489 00:20:19,653 00:20:21,122 Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation
490 00:20:21,155 00:20:22,957 - before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home. - before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home.
491 00:20:22,990 00:20:24,158 What you mean? What you mean?
492 00:20:24,191 00:20:25,692 Quit acting like it's your business. Quit acting like it's your business.
493 00:20:25,726 00:20:28,729 - Quit acting like you care. - I don't care? - Quit acting like you care. - I don't care?
494 00:20:28,763 00:20:30,497 You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy. You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy.
495 00:20:30,530 00:20:32,767 Have I ever one time... have I ever one time Have I ever one time... have I ever one time
496 00:20:32,800 00:20:33,768 missed one of your debates? missed one of your debates?
497 00:20:33,801 00:20:35,036 Yes. Yes.
498 00:20:35,069 00:20:36,938 - Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever. - Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever.
499 00:20:36,971 00:20:38,638 Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse. Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse.
500 00:20:38,672 00:20:40,507 Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates. Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates.
501 00:20:40,540 00:20:41,742 So, what're you gonna do now, So, what're you gonna do now,
502 00:20:41,776 00:20:43,144 play good uncle for a couple of weeks play good uncle for a couple of weeks
503 00:20:43,177 00:20:45,079 - then go back to jail? - That's what you want? - then go back to jail? - That's what you want?
504 00:20:45,112 00:20:47,181 No, but that's what always happens. No, but that's what always happens.
505 00:20:47,214 00:20:50,483 Lil Eric, get your ass in this house. Lil Eric, get your ass in this house.
506 00:20:50,517 00:20:53,620 Can I... Can I...
507 00:20:53,653 00:20:55,022 I can't even talk to my damn nephew. I can't even talk to my damn nephew.
508 00:20:55,056 00:20:56,690 I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison
509 00:20:56,724 00:20:57,992 called peek-a-boos, right? called peek-a-boos, right?
510 00:20:58,025 00:20:59,559 And what it is, is when you really wanna And what it is, is when you really wanna
511 00:20:59,592 00:21:01,128 humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick
512 00:21:01,162 00:21:03,530 between their legs, make them blow you from the back between their legs, make them blow you from the back
513 00:21:03,563 00:21:05,665 this way when you cum you can shit in his face. this way when you cum you can shit in his face.
514 00:21:05,699 00:21:08,202 I tell you, that shit is humiliating. I tell you, that shit is humiliating.
515 00:21:08,235 00:21:09,737 Hey. Oh. Hey. Oh.
516 00:21:09,770 00:21:12,139 Momma said you need those and this is from me. Momma said you need those and this is from me.
517 00:21:12,173 00:21:13,741 You get these from the Indian Reservation? You get these from the Indian Reservation?
518 00:21:13,774 00:21:15,508 Yeah. Why? Yeah. Why?
519 00:21:15,542 00:21:17,144 So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation
520 00:21:17,178 00:21:18,846 and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint? and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint?
521 00:21:18,879 00:21:20,181 In what, nigga? In what, nigga?
522 00:21:20,214 00:21:21,983 I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you? I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you?
523 00:21:22,016 00:21:23,017 What happened to your car? What happened to your car?
524 00:21:23,050 00:21:24,617 Mind your business. Mind your business.
525 00:21:24,651 00:21:26,187 - Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business. - Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business.
526 00:21:26,220 00:21:27,587 It ain't a man's business to speak It ain't a man's business to speak
527 00:21:27,620 00:21:28,688 on another man's business. on another man's business.
528 00:21:28,723 00:21:29,824 Well, you ain't much of a man. Well, you ain't much of a man.
529 00:21:29,857 00:21:30,958 So, we don't have that problem. So, we don't have that problem.
530 00:21:30,992 00:21:32,259 At least I ain't no snitch. At least I ain't no snitch.
531 00:21:32,293 00:21:33,894 Okay. See. Okay. See.
532 00:21:33,928 00:21:35,763 this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal. this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal.
533 00:21:35,796 00:21:36,964 This motherfucker got his freedom, This motherfucker got his freedom,
534 00:21:36,998 00:21:38,565 but still operating on the outside but still operating on the outside
535 00:21:38,598 00:21:40,034 like his ass is in prison. like his ass is in prison.
536 00:21:40,067 00:21:42,669 Black fucker. Black fucker.
537 00:21:47,241 00:21:49,076 Welcome home. Welcome home.
538 00:21:49,110 00:21:51,078 - What you watching? - Fight. - What you watching? - Fight.
539 00:21:51,112 00:21:52,679 And you got school in the morning? And you got school in the morning?
540 00:21:52,713 00:21:56,150 - No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike? - No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike?
541 00:21:56,183 00:21:58,719 Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor. Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor.
542 00:21:58,753 00:22:00,888 Started to smell like grandma's bed pan. Started to smell like grandma's bed pan.
543 00:22:00,921 00:22:02,156 I thought they fixed that shit last year? I thought they fixed that shit last year?
544 00:22:02,189 00:22:04,025 Uh-uh. They just moved the gym Uh-uh. They just moved the gym
545 00:22:04,058 00:22:06,626 to the second floor and served lunch outside. to the second floor and served lunch outside.
546 00:22:06,659 00:22:07,995 But everybody started getting sick, But everybody started getting sick,
547 00:22:08,029 00:22:10,264 so the health department shut it down so the health department shut it down
548 00:22:10,297 00:22:12,333 after a few people died. after a few people died.
549 00:22:12,366 00:22:14,601 Why you ain't transfer to a different school then? Why you ain't transfer to a different school then?
550 00:22:14,634 00:22:18,906 Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room. Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room.
551 00:22:18,939 00:22:22,675 Hmm, I'm cool with it though. Hmm, I'm cool with it though.
552 00:22:22,710 00:22:24,011 Florida's finest. Florida's finest.
553 00:22:24,045 00:22:25,578 God, I didn't know you're gonna bring God, I didn't know you're gonna bring
554 00:22:25,612 00:22:26,914 - these cameras with you. - This is my room. - these cameras with you. - This is my room.
555 00:22:26,947 00:22:28,215 Not anymore. Momma said I could use it. Not anymore. Momma said I could use it.
556 00:22:28,249 00:22:29,616 Now, get out. Now, get out.
557 00:22:29,649 00:22:31,085 Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea? Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea?
558 00:22:31,118 00:22:32,753 Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up. Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up.
559 00:22:32,787 00:22:33,988 Bitch, I've asked you nicely. Bitch, I've asked you nicely.
560 00:22:34,021 00:22:35,655 Get the fuck back. Get the fuck back.
561 00:22:35,688 00:22:37,291 You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh? You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh?
562 00:22:37,324 00:22:38,826 I know. He don't like to sleep in here. I know. He don't like to sleep in here.
563 00:22:38,859 00:22:40,861 - Goddamn. - Why not? - Goddamn. - Why not?
564 00:22:40,895 00:22:43,931 You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you? You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you?
565 00:22:43,964 00:22:46,133 We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole. We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole.
566 00:22:46,167 00:22:47,334 Fuck you, TJ. Fuck you, TJ.
567 00:22:47,368 00:22:49,203 Light a goddamn match. Light a goddamn match.
568 00:22:49,236 00:22:52,273 Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit. Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit.
569 00:23:01,015 00:23:03,050 - Mr. Jackson? - Show's over. - Mr. Jackson? - Show's over.
570 00:23:03,084 00:23:04,617 You can go home now. You can go home now.
571 00:23:42,923 00:23:44,058 Is this the same house? Is this the same house?
572 00:23:44,091 00:23:45,726 I guess they mowed the lawn. I guess they mowed the lawn.
573 00:23:45,759 00:23:47,061 Most of it, anyway. Most of it, anyway.
574 00:23:47,094 00:23:48,362 I thought you all would be gone by now. I thought you all would be gone by now.
575 00:23:48,395 00:23:51,198 All the shit you all done see. All the shit you all done see.
576 00:23:51,232 00:23:54,034 You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh? You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh?
577 00:23:54,068 00:23:56,270 - You like being on TV? - No. - You like being on TV? - No.
578 00:23:56,303 00:23:58,072 You do now. Show me the carburetor. You do now. Show me the carburetor.
579 00:23:58,105 00:23:59,340 Um... Um...
580 00:23:59,373 00:24:00,908 What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga? What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga?
581 00:24:00,941 00:24:02,443 It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy. It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy.
582 00:24:02,476 00:24:05,279 Lil Eric? Lil Eric?
583 00:24:05,312 00:24:06,914 Boy, you got me walking Boy, you got me walking
584 00:24:06,947 00:24:09,049 all over this house looking for you. all over this house looking for you.
585 00:24:09,083 00:24:10,251 Where did you sleep last night? Where did you sleep last night?
586 00:24:10,284 00:24:11,919 In the car with Uncle TJ. In the car with Uncle TJ.
587 00:24:11,952 00:24:13,888 Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama
588 00:24:13,921 00:24:15,089 to break both your damn ankles, to break both your damn ankles,
589 00:24:15,122 00:24:16,257 you're gonna need to let me know you're gonna need to let me know
590 00:24:16,290 00:24:18,025 before you leave out this house, okay? before you leave out this house, okay?
591 00:24:18,058 00:24:19,393 Thank you. Thank you.
592 00:24:19,426 00:24:21,362 And why can't your ass park on the street And why can't your ass park on the street
593 00:24:21,395 00:24:23,063 like regular fucking people? like regular fucking people?
594 00:24:23,097 00:24:25,332 Damn get... you don't have shit. Damn get... you don't have shit.
595 00:24:28,469 00:24:29,970 Try it now. Try it now.
596 00:24:39,013 00:24:42,750 Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it. Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it.
597 00:24:42,783 00:24:43,984 Try it now. Try it now.
598 00:24:49,490 00:24:53,160 Hey, go park it over there. Hey, go park it over there.
599 00:24:53,194 00:24:55,162 Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old. Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old.
600 00:24:55,196 00:24:56,864 Little nigga been driving ever since. Little nigga been driving ever since.
601 00:24:56,897 00:24:57,898 Fuck Uber. Fuck Uber.
602 00:25:00,834 00:25:01,835 Shit. Shit.
603 00:25:07,341 00:25:08,842 What happened? What happened?
604 00:25:08,876 00:25:10,711 You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules? You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules?
605 00:25:12,046 00:25:14,048 I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late. I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late.
606 00:25:15,249 00:25:17,184 What's this? What's the camera crew? What's this? What's the camera crew?
607 00:25:17,218 00:25:18,452 - Uh... - You ain't filming - Uh... - You ain't filming
608 00:25:18,485 00:25:20,354 - no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey. - no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey.
609 00:25:20,387 00:25:21,322 Say hi, Lil Eric. Say hi, Lil Eric.
610 00:25:21,355 00:25:23,224 - Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric. - Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric.
611 00:25:24,992 00:25:28,229 Your shirt... put a shirt on. Your shirt... put a shirt on.
612 00:25:28,262 00:25:29,964 Three hundred dollars a month in court cost. Three hundred dollars a month in court cost.
613 00:25:29,997 00:25:32,099 Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund. Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund.
614 00:25:32,132 00:25:33,434 Ten dollars a month for a year, Ten dollars a month for a year,
615 00:25:33,467 00:25:35,135 eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs
616 00:25:35,169 00:25:36,804 and I got to pay for UAs too, though? and I got to pay for UAs too, though?
617 00:25:36,837 00:25:39,406 - That's a decent payment plan. - For who? - That's a decent payment plan. - For who?
618 00:25:39,440 00:25:41,742 Well, how much're they paying for your little life story? Well, how much're they paying for your little life story?
619 00:25:42,943 00:25:43,944 That's classified. That's classified.
620 00:25:45,846 00:25:47,815 Uh-uh. Hey. You, two. Uh-uh. Hey. You, two.
621 00:25:47,848 00:25:50,451 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
622 00:25:52,486 00:25:54,755 What are you all really filming? What are you all really filming?
623 00:26:02,329 00:26:06,133 You know, being TJ's PO... You know, being TJ's PO...
624 00:26:06,166 00:26:07,568 is frustrating, you know, is frustrating, you know,
625 00:26:07,601 00:26:10,971 because he got a lot of potential, you know? because he got a lot of potential, you know?
626 00:26:11,005 00:26:14,908 But he stay doing some stupid shit. But he stay doing some stupid shit.
627 00:26:19,313 00:26:21,115 So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga? So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga?
628 00:26:21,148 00:26:22,316 I'm trying to help you earn a living I'm trying to help you earn a living
629 00:26:22,349 00:26:23,550 and you're steady blowing wolf tickets. and you're steady blowing wolf tickets.
630 00:26:23,584 00:26:24,885 - But Cheryl. - Don't touch me. - But Cheryl. - Don't touch me.
631 00:26:24,918 00:26:26,287 Got... you know what? Hey, hey. Got... you know what? Hey, hey.
632 00:26:26,320 00:26:27,921 I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing
633 00:26:27,955 00:26:29,123 her asshole like that. her asshole like that.
634 00:26:29,156 00:26:30,491 But let me tell y'all something... But let me tell y'all something...
635 00:26:30,524 00:26:32,026 - Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't - Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't
636 00:26:32,059 00:26:33,460 this uptight back in high school. Hear me? this uptight back in high school. Hear me?
637 00:26:33,494 00:26:34,995 She used to manage rappers and shit. She used to manage rappers and shit.
638 00:26:35,029 00:26:36,230 - Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh. - Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh.
639 00:26:36,263 00:26:38,399 ♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪ ♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪
640 00:26:38,432 00:26:40,434 ♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪ ♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪
641 00:26:40,467 00:26:42,002 She was cold as fuck. What happened to her? She was cold as fuck. What happened to her?
642 00:26:42,036 00:26:43,937 She was... she was tight. She grew up. She was... she was tight. She grew up.
643 00:26:43,971 00:26:45,272 She got married. She has some twins. She got married. She has some twins.
644 00:26:45,306 00:26:46,473 What about you? What about you?
645 00:26:46,507 00:26:48,375 Have you coordinated one job interview yet? Have you coordinated one job interview yet?
646 00:26:48,409 00:26:49,843 Interview for what, Cheryl? Interview for what, Cheryl?
647 00:26:49,877 00:26:51,345 I'm gonna build my motivational company I'm gonna build my motivational company
648 00:26:51,378 00:26:53,947 from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up. from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up.
649 00:26:53,981 00:26:55,983 How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm? How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm?
650 00:26:56,016 00:26:57,351 How you gonna stay off them blocks? How you gonna stay off them blocks?
651 00:26:57,384 00:26:58,952 By being the world's coldest life coach. By being the world's coldest life coach.
652 00:26:58,986 00:27:00,421 - That's how. - You better find that bridge. - That's how. - You better find that bridge.
653 00:27:00,454 00:27:01,989 You better find that bridge You better find that bridge
654 00:27:02,022 00:27:03,324 because you ain't about to be idol on my watch. because you ain't about to be idol on my watch.
655 00:27:03,357 00:27:04,925 Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol. Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol.
656 00:27:04,958 00:27:06,327 - You can count on that. - And you can count on me - You can count on that. - And you can count on me
657 00:27:06,360 00:27:08,062 taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed. taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed.
658 00:27:08,095 00:27:10,030 - I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E. - I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E.
659 00:27:10,064 00:27:13,100 Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name? Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name?
660 00:27:13,133 00:27:14,635 The Tech Jew went on the internet, The Tech Jew went on the internet,
661 00:27:14,668 00:27:16,036 the entrepreneur and got rich. the entrepreneur and got rich.
662 00:27:16,070 00:27:17,638 - He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel? - He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel?
663 00:27:17,671 00:27:19,173 No, the one that be with all the Asian gals. No, the one that be with all the Asian gals.
664 00:27:19,206 00:27:21,475 - Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg? - Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg?
665 00:27:21,508 00:27:22,876 That nigga. Yeah. That nigga. Yeah.
666 00:27:22,910 00:27:24,545 Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him
667 00:27:24,578 00:27:26,246 that Cheryl said that he's unemployed. that Cheryl said that he's unemployed.
668 00:27:26,280 00:27:28,015 - Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that. - Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that.
669 00:27:28,048 00:27:30,117 I ain't say that. You the one on probation. I ain't say that. You the one on probation.
670 00:27:30,150 00:27:32,886 Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon
671 00:27:32,920 00:27:34,488 and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl. and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl.
672 00:27:34,521 00:27:36,623 You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ. You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ.
673 00:27:36,657 00:27:38,592 Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long
674 00:27:38,625 00:27:40,094 as the list of companies that I worked for as the list of companies that I worked for
675 00:27:40,127 00:27:41,328 when I was inside the joint. when I was inside the joint.
676 00:27:41,362 00:27:44,598 And that's real nigga shit. Heard me? And that's real nigga shit. Heard me?
677 00:27:44,631 00:27:46,600 Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse
678 00:27:46,633 00:27:48,302 because this, this one don't listen. because this, this one don't listen.
679 00:27:48,335 00:27:50,571 Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that? Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that?
680 00:27:50,604 00:27:53,640 I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best
681 00:27:53,674 00:27:55,342 to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do. to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do.
682 00:27:55,376 00:27:56,944 I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison. I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison.
683 00:27:56,977 00:27:58,445 - Stop ear hustling. - Cheryl don't do shit. - Stop ear hustling. - Cheryl don't do shit.
684 00:27:58,479 00:28:00,247 I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them.
685 00:28:00,280 00:28:02,182 - It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying... - It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying...
686 00:28:02,216 00:28:04,084 - It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna - It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna
687 00:28:04,118 00:28:05,652 do starting bright and early tomorrow morning, do starting bright and early tomorrow morning,
688 00:28:05,686 00:28:08,188 I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds
689 00:28:08,222 00:28:10,023 himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive
690 00:28:10,057 00:28:11,658 him to every single interview because that's, that's what him to every single interview because that's, that's what
691 00:28:11,692 00:28:13,327 - I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I - I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I
692 00:28:13,360 00:28:14,962 - show you something? No. - Is it a check stub? - show you something? No. - Is it a check stub?
693 00:28:14,995 00:28:16,430 - No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment? - No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment?
694 00:28:16,463 00:28:18,098 Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on.
695 00:28:18,132 00:28:19,666 Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see. Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see.
696 00:28:19,701 00:28:21,368 The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you
697 00:28:21,402 00:28:23,337 and said I want you to be on a reality show. and said I want you to be on a reality show.
698 00:28:23,370 00:28:25,506 Does that not say something about your credentials? Does that not say something about your credentials?
699 00:28:25,539 00:28:27,040 Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow, Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow,
700 00:28:27,074 00:28:28,675 - all right? - I... you just... - all right? - I... you just...
701 00:28:28,710 00:28:31,111 Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach? Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach?
702 00:28:31,145 00:28:32,312 Don't show up when I blow up. Don't show up when I blow up.
703 00:28:32,346 00:28:34,214 I don't know. I don't know.
704 00:28:34,248 00:28:36,083 You can't be a failure and a life coach You can't be a failure and a life coach
705 00:28:36,116 00:28:37,651 at the same time. at the same time.
706 00:28:37,684 00:28:39,386 What's wrong, Junior? What's wrong, Junior?
707 00:28:42,589 00:28:44,358 I, as in Insurgents. I, as in Insurgents.
708 00:28:44,391 00:28:47,194 J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am. J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am.
709 00:28:47,227 00:28:48,462 Yes. Jackson. Yes. Jackson.
710 00:28:48,495 00:28:49,963 Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's right.
711 00:28:49,997 00:28:51,331 Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
712 00:28:51,365 00:28:53,634 So how many contestants do y'all usually have? So how many contestants do y'all usually have?
713 00:28:55,703 00:28:58,539 Okay. Uh-hmm. Okay. Uh-hmm.
714 00:28:58,572 00:29:01,108 Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway? Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway?
715 00:29:02,543 00:29:04,344 Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
716 00:29:04,378 00:29:05,112 Okay. Okay.
717 00:29:06,647 00:29:08,415 No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am. No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am.
718 00:29:08,449 00:29:09,516 Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
719 00:29:09,550 00:29:12,085 No, thank you. Okay. No, thank you. Okay.
720 00:29:12,119 00:29:13,987 Toastmasters just left a little message. Toastmasters just left a little message.
721 00:29:14,021 00:29:15,556 Your sister won't sign the release waiver Your sister won't sign the release waiver
722 00:29:15,589 00:29:17,124 for a documentary. for a documentary.
723 00:29:17,157 00:29:19,326 Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way. Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way.
724 00:29:19,359 00:29:22,162 But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric. But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric.
725 00:29:22,196 00:29:24,097 It's the heart of our story. It's the heart of our story.
726 00:29:24,131 00:29:25,299 Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it. Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it.
727 00:29:25,332 00:29:27,067 No. Lil Eric is a minor. No. Lil Eric is a minor.
728 00:29:27,100 00:29:29,303 We need a signature from his legal guardian. We need a signature from his legal guardian.
729 00:29:29,336 00:29:30,738 Is that Sharea? Is that Sharea?
730 00:29:30,772 00:29:33,173 You think we can get her to sign up before we leave? You think we can get her to sign up before we leave?
731 00:29:34,709 00:29:36,176 Before you leave? Before you leave?
732 00:29:37,712 00:29:39,079 - Well... - We have everything - Well... - We have everything
733 00:29:39,112 00:29:40,782 that we need. that we need.
734 00:29:40,815 00:29:43,317 So you... So you...
735 00:29:43,350 00:29:44,752 you're gonna end the show in the middle you're gonna end the show in the middle
736 00:29:44,786 00:29:46,420 of the fucking cliffhanger? of the fucking cliffhanger?
737 00:29:46,453 00:29:49,656 Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon? Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon?
738 00:29:49,690 00:29:52,092 Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend
739 00:29:52,125 00:29:54,461 to film as much as we did. to film as much as we did.
740 00:29:54,495 00:29:58,065 But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking
741 00:29:58,098 00:29:59,466 10-minute class assignment. 10-minute class assignment.
742 00:29:59,500 00:30:02,102 Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit
743 00:30:02,135 00:30:04,037 with all the footage you done got. with all the footage you done got.
744 00:30:04,071 00:30:06,774 Yes. But that wasn't the assignment. Yes. But that wasn't the assignment.
745 00:30:06,808 00:30:08,475 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
746 00:30:08,509 00:30:09,643 Oh. Oh, okay. Oh. Oh, okay.
747 00:30:09,676 00:30:11,713 Oh, I see. College, College Education Oh, I see. College, College Education
748 00:30:11,746 00:30:13,213 got you trained real good. I get it. got you trained real good. I get it.
749 00:30:13,247 00:30:15,182 - Okay. I get it. - What does that mean? - Okay. I get it. - What does that mean?
750 00:30:15,215 00:30:17,084 No. Just means that your professor told you to do No. Just means that your professor told you to do
751 00:30:17,117 00:30:18,552 a 10-minute assignment, right? a 10-minute assignment, right?
752 00:30:18,585 00:30:21,154 And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster, And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster,
753 00:30:21,188 00:30:23,257 but all you can think about is little 10-minute project but all you can think about is little 10-minute project
754 00:30:23,290 00:30:25,827 that he told you to do, right? that he told you to do, right?
755 00:30:25,860 00:30:30,063 Well, maybe if you did what you were told, Well, maybe if you did what you were told,
756 00:30:30,097 00:30:31,766 you'd spend less time in jail. you'd spend less time in jail.
757 00:30:31,799 00:30:32,800 Oh. Wow. Oh. Wow.
758 00:30:32,834 00:30:35,135 Spunky little Wild Child, huh? Spunky little Wild Child, huh?
759 00:30:35,168 00:30:37,304 Well, let me tell you something. Well, let me tell you something.
760 00:30:38,539 00:30:40,674 You're a little younger. You might not get this. You're a little younger. You might not get this.
761 00:30:40,708 00:30:43,243 But you don't need bars to be in prison. But you don't need bars to be in prison.
762 00:30:43,277 00:30:45,212 You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out
763 00:30:45,245 00:30:46,714 the joint can see a brighter future for you the joint can see a brighter future for you
764 00:30:46,748 00:30:49,416 than you can see for yourself?" Hmm? than you can see for yourself?" Hmm?
765 00:30:50,818 00:30:52,519 How's that for confinement? How's that for confinement?
766 00:31:12,840 00:31:14,441 You wanna hear some music? You wanna hear some music?
767 00:31:14,474 00:31:15,843 What music? Your music? What music? Your music?
768 00:31:15,877 00:31:17,477 - Yeah. - No. - Yeah. - No.
769 00:31:27,822 00:31:29,623 It's obvious you don't have a plan. It's obvious you don't have a plan.
770 00:31:29,656 00:31:31,759 - Would you like to hear mine? - Okay. Look, first of all, - Would you like to hear mine? - Okay. Look, first of all,
771 00:31:31,793 00:31:33,694 don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma. don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma.
772 00:31:33,728 00:31:35,529 And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you
773 00:31:35,562 00:31:36,898 think you're smarter than me. think you're smarter than me.
774 00:31:36,931 00:31:39,266 Uh-hmm. First things first. Uh-hmm. First things first.
775 00:31:39,299 00:31:41,568 You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic. You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic.
776 00:31:41,602 00:31:43,270 - Uh-hmm. - That's his blog? - Uh-hmm. - That's his blog?
777 00:31:43,303 00:31:45,740 - Yup. - That many followers? - Yup. - That many followers?
778 00:31:45,773 00:31:48,375 - Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it, - Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it,
779 00:31:49,911 00:31:52,379 I think. I think.
780 00:31:52,412 00:31:55,315 Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please? Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please?
781 00:31:55,349 00:31:57,719 - Can you step outside, please? - Yeah. Let's go. - Can you step outside, please? - Yeah. Let's go.
782 00:32:03,590 00:32:04,591 You can't be snitching. You can't be snitching.
783 00:32:04,625 00:32:06,426 - I'm not. - You just told her - I'm not. - You just told her
784 00:32:06,460 00:32:08,662 that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint. that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint.
785 00:32:08,695 00:32:10,197 - But it's true. - Yeah. Okay. - But it's true. - Yeah. Okay.
786 00:32:10,230 00:32:13,300 Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay? Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay?
787 00:32:13,333 00:32:15,903 Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay? Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay?
788 00:32:15,937 00:32:18,740 Because your momma can't do it, okay? Because your momma can't do it, okay?
789 00:32:18,773 00:32:20,407 You see that white girl over there? You see that white girl over there?
790 00:32:20,440 00:32:21,709 She's not white. She's Asian. She's not white. She's Asian.
791 00:32:21,743 00:32:23,577 Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious, Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious,
792 00:32:23,610 00:32:24,712 she's probably gonna let me hit. she's probably gonna let me hit.
793 00:32:24,746 00:32:26,346 But you got to make me look good. But you got to make me look good.
794 00:32:26,380 00:32:28,649 - Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan. - Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan.
795 00:32:28,682 00:32:30,417 Well, the first thing you should do is make Well, the first thing you should do is make
796 00:32:30,450 00:32:31,719 an announcement on your blog. an announcement on your blog.
797 00:32:31,753 00:32:33,320 Let all your followers know you're out Let all your followers know you're out
798 00:32:33,353 00:32:35,355 and starting your own consultation business. and starting your own consultation business.
799 00:32:35,389 00:32:36,891 Post it all over the Internet. Post it all over the Internet.
800 00:32:36,924 00:32:38,692 But you just can't rely on social media. But you just can't rely on social media.
801 00:32:38,726 00:32:40,360 You have to connect with the people. You have to connect with the people.
802 00:32:40,394 00:32:41,863 You have to campaign and let the people You have to campaign and let the people
803 00:32:41,896 00:32:43,563 know you're the real deal. know you're the real deal.
804 00:32:43,597 00:32:46,366 Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands, Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands,
805 00:32:46,400 00:32:47,534 kiss babies. kiss babies.
806 00:32:49,670 00:32:50,637 I like that. I like that.
807 00:32:50,671 00:32:51,672 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
808 00:32:51,706 00:32:52,807 You know what? Okay. You know what? Okay.
809 00:32:52,840 00:32:53,941 Let me tell you something, man. Let me tell you something, man.
810 00:32:53,975 00:32:56,643 Look, I know you ain't been hearing Look, I know you ain't been hearing
811 00:32:56,677 00:32:58,345 from your daddy lately and then your momma from your daddy lately and then your momma
812 00:32:58,378 00:32:59,881 having a tough time. But, having a tough time. But,
813 00:32:59,914 00:33:02,282 you know, it don't mean that they don't love you, you know, it don't mean that they don't love you,
814 00:33:02,315 00:33:03,617 you hear me? you hear me?
815 00:33:03,650 00:33:05,519 I know. I know.
816 00:33:05,552 00:33:07,822 Okay. I like your plan though, that's good. Okay. I like your plan though, that's good.
817 00:33:07,855 00:33:09,289 Come on. Let's go. Come on. Let's go.
818 00:33:12,026 00:33:13,761 All right. Sometimes that seatbelt All right. Sometimes that seatbelt
819 00:33:13,795 00:33:17,732 don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay? don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay?
820 00:33:17,765 00:33:20,367 Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan, Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan,
821 00:33:20,400 00:33:22,436 I'll tell you the truth, okay? I'll tell you the truth, okay?
822 00:33:22,469 00:33:24,671 Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout
823 00:33:24,706 00:33:26,007 cookies. cookies.
824 00:33:26,040 00:33:28,508 This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint, This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint,
825 00:33:28,542 00:33:30,444 okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement
826 00:33:30,477 00:33:33,014 on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know
827 00:33:33,047 00:33:35,515 that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching
828 00:33:35,549 00:33:37,284 his own consultation company. his own consultation company.
829 00:33:37,317 00:33:39,386 And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet. And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet.
830 00:33:39,419 00:33:41,756 - I just said that. - But I can't just rely - I just said that. - But I can't just rely
831 00:33:41,789 00:33:45,659 on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got... on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got...
832 00:33:45,692 00:33:47,594 I got to connect with the people I got to connect with the people
833 00:33:47,627 00:33:49,764 on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying? on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying?
834 00:33:49,797 00:33:51,531 So what I should do is I got to print flyers, So what I should do is I got to print flyers,
835 00:33:51,565 00:33:53,300 I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands, I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands,
836 00:33:53,333 00:33:56,503 I gotta kiss babies. Heard me? I gotta kiss babies. Heard me?
837 00:33:56,536 00:33:58,005 Okay. Let's get started. Okay. Let's get started.
838 00:34:07,982 00:34:09,050 I got another spot. I got another spot.
839 00:34:11,618 00:34:14,021 Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking? Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking?
840 00:34:14,055 00:34:15,455 Some life coaching? Some life coaching?
841 00:34:15,489 00:34:16,958 I can come to y'all schools and talk. I can come to y'all schools and talk.
842 00:34:16,991 00:34:18,926 How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated
843 00:34:18,960 00:34:21,996 on a woman that you spent so much time choosing? on a woman that you spent so much time choosing?
844 00:34:22,029 00:34:24,598 I just now realize how much I am insecure. I just now realize how much I am insecure.
845 00:34:24,631 00:34:27,400 My situation, my daughter made a choice for me My situation, my daughter made a choice for me
846 00:34:27,434 00:34:29,003 not to date anyone. not to date anyone.
847 00:34:29,036 00:34:30,570 Well, nigga, she's your daughter. Well, nigga, she's your daughter.
848 00:34:30,604 00:34:32,372 My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country. My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country.
849 00:34:32,405 00:34:33,975 So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken? So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken?
850 00:34:34,008 00:34:35,675 Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years
851 00:34:35,710 00:34:37,945 in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery. in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery.
852 00:34:37,979 00:34:40,014 I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me." I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me."
853 00:34:40,047 00:34:41,749 I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit. I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit.
854 00:34:41,783 00:34:43,416 Your love bubbles and banging. Your love bubbles and banging.
855 00:34:43,450 00:34:46,087 I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit. I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit.
856 00:34:46,120 00:34:47,855 I'm enjoying this motherfucker. I'm enjoying this motherfucker.
857 00:34:47,889 00:34:49,891 And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga, And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga,
858 00:34:49,924 00:34:52,425 all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com." all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com."
859 00:34:52,459 00:34:54,729 People should be with you by choice People should be with you by choice
860 00:34:54,762 00:34:55,997 not by manipulation. not by manipulation.
861 00:34:56,030 00:34:57,799 You've been through your share of pain. You've been through your share of pain.
862 00:34:57,832 00:34:59,801 But it's not up to your daughter But it's not up to your daughter
863 00:34:59,834 00:35:01,601 to determine your healing process. to determine your healing process.
864 00:35:01,635 00:35:03,570 I had just seen him, went home, I had just seen him, went home,
865 00:35:03,603 00:35:06,941 and the nurse had called and said, and the nurse had called and said,
866 00:35:06,974 00:35:08,743 "You know, your dad wants you to come up here." "You know, your dad wants you to come up here."
867 00:35:08,776 00:35:12,013 You want wife, a side chick, You want wife, a side chick,
868 00:35:12,046 00:35:13,714 but you're ruining your family for one. but you're ruining your family for one.
869 00:35:13,748 00:35:16,383 Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb. Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb.
870 00:35:16,416 00:35:18,485 Well, at that point, I will agree. Well, at that point, I will agree.
871 00:35:18,518 00:35:20,453 - You don't like questions? - No. - You don't like questions? - No.
872 00:35:20,487 00:35:23,390 Especially questions from the people that love you. Especially questions from the people that love you.
873 00:35:23,423 00:35:25,458 I just sit and think that he would, I just sit and think that he would,
874 00:35:25,492 00:35:27,561 you know, actually ever you know, actually ever
875 00:35:27,594 00:35:29,663 really pass away. really pass away.
876 00:35:29,696 00:35:32,900 Life is like a vending machine, man. Life is like a vending machine, man.
877 00:35:32,934 00:35:35,036 It's full of change. It's full of change.
878 00:35:35,069 00:35:37,738 So you got to be wise about your smacks. So you got to be wise about your smacks.
879 00:35:37,772 00:35:39,639 You're on this green grass You're on this green grass
880 00:35:39,673 00:35:41,374 looking beautiful, okay? looking beautiful, okay?
881 00:35:41,408 00:35:42,977 You find a way to point out stars You find a way to point out stars
882 00:35:43,010 00:35:44,078 and flat asses. and flat asses.
883 00:35:44,111 00:35:45,545 One thing you learn in prison, One thing you learn in prison,
884 00:35:45,579 00:35:47,048 it's not about the size of the ass, it's not about the size of the ass,
885 00:35:47,081 00:35:49,116 it's the size of the asshole. it's the size of the asshole.
886 00:35:49,150 00:35:51,085 We rather our kids go to school and ask questions We rather our kids go to school and ask questions
887 00:35:51,118 00:35:52,753 than come home and ask questions. than come home and ask questions.
888 00:35:52,787 00:35:54,789 And that's the problem. You are meditating more And that's the problem. You are meditating more
889 00:35:54,822 00:35:57,490 on a daily basis... on a daily basis...
890 00:35:57,524 00:36:01,162 about your history than you are about your future, about your history than you are about your future,
891 00:36:01,195 00:36:04,598 and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas
892 00:36:04,631 00:36:06,600 that can't appreciate flat asses. that can't appreciate flat asses.
893 00:36:06,633 00:36:07,702 Y'all getting this? Y'all getting this?
894 00:36:07,735 00:36:10,037 This is good shit. This is good shit.
895 00:36:10,071 00:36:11,839 I'm give you an assignment. I'm give you an assignment.
896 00:36:11,873 00:36:14,608 Lil E, we're getting low on flyers. Lil E, we're getting low on flyers.
897 00:36:14,641 00:36:17,144 Just put them on a nice card. Just put them on a nice card.
898 00:36:17,178 00:36:18,813 That's the way you promote a business. That's the way you promote a business.
899 00:36:18,846 00:36:20,047 Let's do some more. Let's do some more.
900 00:36:20,081 00:36:21,615 You heard that quote I told that one girl? You heard that quote I told that one girl?
901 00:36:21,648 00:36:23,184 Which quote? There were so many. Which quote? There were so many.
902 00:36:23,217 00:36:25,452 "Just because someone admires you for your integrity "Just because someone admires you for your integrity
903 00:36:25,485 00:36:26,754 doesn't mean they have integrity." doesn't mean they have integrity."
904 00:36:26,787 00:36:28,155 It's one of my favoriteas. It's one of my favoriteas.
905 00:36:28,189 00:36:29,891 People really took your advice to heart. People really took your advice to heart.
906 00:36:29,924 00:36:31,691 I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars
907 00:36:31,726 00:36:33,493 off that shit too. off that shit too.
908 00:36:40,234 00:36:41,601 How? How?
909 00:36:46,941 00:36:48,642 you got no pocket, do you think you got no pocket, do you think
910 00:36:48,675 00:36:51,145 I can get like five dollars from you? I can get like five dollars from you?
911 00:37:02,023 00:37:03,724 Can I hold $20? Can I hold $20?
912 00:37:03,758 00:37:04,992 Can I please hold $20? Can I please hold $20?
913 00:37:05,026 00:37:06,827 So, you're actually asking for $20? So, you're actually asking for $20?
914 00:37:06,861 00:37:08,062 You got like $20 I can hold? You got like $20 I can hold?
915 00:37:08,095 00:37:10,031 Hold? Like just a hold? Hold? Like just a hold?
916 00:37:10,064 00:37:11,198 Were you talking to my daughters? Were you talking to my daughters?
917 00:37:11,232 00:37:13,600 - You are a fake coach. - Yeah. - You are a fake coach. - Yeah.
918 00:37:13,633 00:37:15,669 I was just telling them that I can speak at they school. I was just telling them that I can speak at they school.
919 00:37:15,703 00:37:17,470 You got three dollars, you got four dollars. You got three dollars, you got four dollars.
920 00:37:17,504 00:37:19,506 - You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on... - You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on...
921 00:37:19,539 00:37:22,043 is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning
922 00:37:22,076 00:37:24,845 that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me. that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me.
923 00:37:24,879 00:37:26,613 - Okay. - I mean, you did a great job. - Okay. - I mean, you did a great job.
924 00:37:26,646 00:37:28,983 Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10? Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10?
925 00:37:29,016 00:37:30,751 Don't give him any money. Don't give him any money.
926 00:37:30,785 00:37:33,220 Don't give him any money. Don't give him any money.
927 00:37:33,254 00:37:34,956 - Did you give him money? - Lil Eric? - Did you give him money? - Lil Eric?
928 00:37:34,989 00:37:37,825 - Did you give him money? - Come on. - Did you give him money? - Come on.
929 00:37:37,858 00:37:40,627 I was just talking to this man about my life problems I was just talking to this man about my life problems
930 00:37:40,660 00:37:41,929 and he asked me for money. and he asked me for money.
931 00:37:41,963 00:37:44,165 Uh-huh. - He took the money. Uh-huh. - He took the money.
932 00:37:44,198 00:37:46,666 - They are with him. - Come on, boy! - They are with him. - Come on, boy!
933 00:37:52,106 00:37:54,507 That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard. That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard.
934 00:37:56,243 00:37:57,912 You. You.
935 00:37:57,945 00:37:59,646 That is my money. That is my money.
936 00:37:59,679 00:38:01,115 Give me my money! Hey. Give me my money! Hey.
937 00:38:01,148 00:38:02,883 - You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy. - You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy.
938 00:38:02,917 00:38:04,651 Give me my money. You cannot run! Give me my money. You cannot run!
939 00:38:04,684 00:38:06,187 You cannot... hey. Hey. You cannot... hey. Hey.
940 00:38:06,220 00:38:07,955 Hey. What's your problem? Hey. What's your problem?
941 00:38:07,989 00:38:09,656 You cannot run. You cannot run.
942 00:38:09,689 00:38:11,792 If I had my gun I'd whoop that nigga ass. If I had my gun I'd whoop that nigga ass.
943 00:38:11,826 00:38:13,560 Give me my money. Give me my money.
944 00:38:25,672 00:38:28,009 Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school? Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school?
945 00:38:28,042 00:38:29,944 I'm not missing nothing. I'm not missing nothing.
946 00:38:34,715 00:38:36,250 You're not concerned with Lil Eric You're not concerned with Lil Eric
947 00:38:36,283 00:38:37,918 - not being at school? - Excuse me. - not being at school? - Excuse me.
948 00:38:37,952 00:38:40,121 - Do you have a permit? - Sorry. - Do you have a permit? - Sorry.
949 00:38:40,154 00:38:42,757 Do you have a permit? Do you have a permit?
950 00:38:42,790 00:38:44,325 Hey. Hey.
951 00:38:44,358 00:38:46,060 All you get taught in these lower income All you get taught in these lower income
952 00:38:46,093 00:38:48,062 public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha. public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha.
953 00:38:48,095 00:38:49,964 I went to public school, I did fine. I went to public school, I did fine.
954 00:38:49,997 00:38:51,999 Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga
955 00:38:52,033 00:38:53,834 - right here smarter than you? - How? - right here smarter than you? - How?
956 00:38:53,868 00:38:55,635 Let me ask you this. Okay. Let me ask you this. Okay.
957 00:38:55,668 00:38:57,338 There's three birds sitting on a wire, There's three birds sitting on a wire,
958 00:38:57,371 00:39:00,007 I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds
959 00:39:00,041 00:39:01,776 on the wire, how many birds left on the wire? on the wire, how many birds left on the wire?
960 00:39:01,809 00:39:03,744 What will be the proper response to that question? What will be the proper response to that question?
961 00:39:03,778 00:39:05,612 - Ooh. - I'm not talking to you, - Ooh. - I'm not talking to you,
962 00:39:05,645 00:39:07,915 Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child. Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child.
963 00:39:07,948 00:39:09,750 What am I missing? I don't get it. What am I missing? I don't get it.
964 00:39:09,784 00:39:11,018 Think about it, okay? Think about it, okay?
965 00:39:11,052 00:39:12,253 There's three birds on the wire, There's three birds on the wire,
966 00:39:12,286 00:39:14,755 I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one. I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one.
967 00:39:14,789 00:39:16,689 - Ah! Me. - I get it. - Ah! Me. - I get it.
968 00:39:16,724 00:39:19,026 No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off
969 00:39:19,060 00:39:20,094 the other two birds? the other two birds?
970 00:39:20,127 00:39:21,762 - Is that right? - Ooh. - Is that right? - Ooh.
971 00:39:21,796 00:39:23,764 - What? - Yes, Lil Eric? - What? - Yes, Lil Eric?
972 00:39:23,798 00:39:26,233 The proper response would be to ask another question. The proper response would be to ask another question.
973 00:39:26,267 00:39:27,667 - Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting - Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting
974 00:39:27,701 00:39:29,804 at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson? at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson?
975 00:39:29,837 00:39:33,207 Would you like something to eat? Would you like something to eat?
976 00:39:33,240 00:39:34,308 Hmm. Hmm.
977 00:39:34,341 00:39:36,609 Assembly line response. Assembly line response.
978 00:39:36,643 00:39:37,978 Human response. Human response.
979 00:39:38,012 00:39:41,082 I don't know what you think you learned. Shit. I don't know what you think you learned. Shit.
980 00:39:41,115 00:39:42,216 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
981 00:39:42,249 00:39:44,118 - What's going on? - Oh, shit. - What's going on? - Oh, shit.
982 00:39:46,020 00:39:48,055 Damn. Shit. Damn. Shit.
983 00:39:49,924 00:39:51,025 Okay. Okay.
984 00:39:52,426 00:39:53,794 Goddamn. Goddamn.
985 00:39:56,730 00:39:57,965 Shit. Shit.
986 00:40:00,234 00:40:02,002 Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
987 00:40:08,442 00:40:10,211 Look. Come here, boy. Look. Come here, boy.
988 00:40:12,313 00:40:14,315 Get over here. Get over here.
989 00:40:16,717 00:40:18,352 Just hold on one second. Wait a minute. Just hold on one second. Wait a minute.
990 00:40:18,385 00:40:20,087 Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy. Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy.
991 00:40:20,121 00:40:22,156 You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake. You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake.
992 00:40:22,189 00:40:24,125 Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna
993 00:40:24,158 00:40:26,026 break my back. It's rolling back, but it break my back. It's rolling back, but it
994 00:40:26,060 00:40:28,896 roll back give a footing because my gators, roll back give a footing because my gators,
995 00:40:28,929 00:40:31,698 they slip. they slip.
996 00:40:31,732 00:40:33,666 So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go
997 00:40:33,701 00:40:36,437 - to school? - No, I'm saying the school - to school? - No, I'm saying the school
998 00:40:36,470 00:40:38,339 is supposed to be a place of learning, right? is supposed to be a place of learning, right?
999 00:40:38,372 00:40:41,342 So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization, So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization,
1000 00:40:41,375 00:40:43,410 what exactly have you learned? what exactly have you learned?
1001 00:40:43,444 00:40:44,812 You might learn how to memorize You might learn how to memorize
1002 00:40:44,845 00:40:47,848 but have you learned how to learn? but have you learned how to learn?
1003 00:40:47,882 00:40:50,284 Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push. Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push.
1004 00:40:50,317 00:40:52,453 Just like that, Lil Eric. Just like that, Lil Eric.
1005 00:41:04,431 00:41:05,933 We got to get some gas. We got to get some gas.
1006 00:41:12,273 00:41:14,275 Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
1007 00:41:32,293 00:41:35,095 For the first time in my life, For the first time in my life,
1008 00:41:35,129 00:41:37,231 I found myself rethinking I found myself rethinking
1009 00:41:37,264 00:41:39,133 everything I memorized, everything I memorized,
1010 00:41:39,166 00:41:42,169 everything I thought I'd ever learned, everything I thought I'd ever learned,
1011 00:41:42,203 00:41:46,173 who taught it to me and why. who taught it to me and why.
1012 00:42:34,588 00:42:37,191 Man, I tell you, you know. Man, I tell you, you know.
1013 00:42:37,224 00:42:39,260 Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone
1014 00:42:39,293 00:42:40,961 in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl, in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl,
1015 00:42:40,995 00:42:43,497 we was cool. We had like... we was cool. We had like...
1016 00:42:49,169 00:42:51,505 this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me. this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me.
1017 00:42:53,007 00:42:54,541 Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like
1018 00:42:54,575 00:42:56,143 nobody in my room. nobody in my room.
1019 00:42:58,312 00:42:59,980 Who left the phone off the hook? Who left the phone off the hook?
1020 00:43:00,014 00:43:01,915 I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying
1021 00:43:01,949 00:43:03,484 to get the phone to ring, I come home, to get the phone to ring, I come home,
1022 00:43:03,517 00:43:05,019 the phone off the hook. the phone off the hook.
1023 00:43:06,587 00:43:08,522 When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone
1024 00:43:08,555 00:43:10,591 with a gang of minutes. with a gang of minutes.
1025 00:43:10,624 00:43:12,826 You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you? You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you?
1026 00:43:12,860 00:43:15,029 Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it
1027 00:43:15,062 00:43:16,830 but bill collectors and telemarketers but bill collectors and telemarketers
1028 00:43:16,864 00:43:18,999 and it's getting on my damn nerves. and it's getting on my damn nerves.
1029 00:43:20,334 00:43:22,269 How'd y'all do today? How'd y'all do today?
1030 00:43:22,303 00:43:25,472 I'll let Uncle TJ tell it. I'll let Uncle TJ tell it.
1031 00:43:25,506 00:43:29,009 You were very optimistic when you first left prison. You were very optimistic when you first left prison.
1032 00:43:29,043 00:43:30,611 - How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious - How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious
1033 00:43:30,644 00:43:33,914 we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison, we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison,
1034 00:43:33,947 00:43:36,550 "If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me? "If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me?
1035 00:43:36,583 00:43:38,919 Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups. Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups.
1036 00:43:38,952 00:43:39,920 I can't. I can't.
1037 00:43:39,953 00:43:40,921 What? What?
1038 00:43:40,954 00:43:42,022 I've got it. I've got it.
1039 00:43:42,056 00:43:43,957 I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. I've got it.
1040 00:43:43,991 00:43:45,426 That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
1041 00:43:45,459 00:43:47,995 Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you. Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you.
1042 00:43:48,028 00:43:49,463 We don't use that language around here, boy, We don't use that language around here, boy,
1043 00:43:49,496 00:43:51,165 especially when TJ home. especially when TJ home.
1044 00:43:51,198 00:43:53,033 And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass
1045 00:43:53,067 00:43:55,302 straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs. straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs.
1046 00:43:55,336 00:43:57,071 TJ work for TJ. TJ work for TJ.
1047 00:43:57,104 00:43:59,139 Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box
1048 00:43:59,173 00:44:00,974 like some of these collectible niggas. like some of these collectible niggas.
1049 00:44:01,008 00:44:03,310 That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy. That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy.
1050 00:44:03,344 00:44:04,945 Go and get you a meal. Go and get you a meal.
1051 00:44:06,914 00:44:08,215 Momma. Momma.
1052 00:44:41,515 00:44:43,250 I think if I show people some of my writings, I think if I show people some of my writings,
1053 00:44:43,283 00:44:45,252 I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of, I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of,
1054 00:44:45,285 00:44:47,688 this my seminar called this my seminar called
1055 00:44:47,722 00:44:49,456 "What You See Is What You Saw ." "What You See Is What You Saw ."
1056 00:44:49,490 00:44:51,592 Shit might be a good title for this documentary. Shit might be a good title for this documentary.
1057 00:44:51,625 00:44:53,494 - Is it published? - It's not yet but once - Is it published? - It's not yet but once
1058 00:44:53,527 00:44:55,295 this movie come out, watch what happens. this movie come out, watch what happens.
1059 00:44:55,329 00:44:59,199 Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here. Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here.
1060 00:45:12,446 00:45:14,381 Where are you going? I can't go with you? Where are you going? I can't go with you?
1061 00:45:14,415 00:45:16,083 Junior? Junior?
1062 00:45:16,116 00:45:17,951 Is that you out there? Is that you out there?
1063 00:45:25,392 00:45:27,361 This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma. This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma.
1064 00:45:27,394 00:45:29,496 Here, just... okay. Here, just... okay.
1065 00:45:29,530 00:45:31,532 - I'll just put it right here. - Ooh, all right. - I'll just put it right here. - Ooh, all right.
1066 00:45:31,565 00:45:33,667 All right. All right.
1067 00:45:33,701 00:45:36,503 Oh, thank you, baby. Oh, thank you, baby.
1068 00:45:36,537 00:45:37,971 - Ooh, and... - Okay. - Ooh, and... - Okay.
1069 00:45:38,005 00:45:40,742 And empty my bedpan, please. And empty my bedpan, please.
1070 00:45:40,775 00:45:42,543 Momma, act like you got some shame. Momma, act like you got some shame.
1071 00:45:42,576 00:45:43,977 There's cameras in here. There's cameras in here.
1072 00:45:44,011 00:45:45,312 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
1073 00:45:47,414 00:45:49,116 When the last time y'all emptied this out? When the last time y'all emptied this out?
1074 00:45:49,149 00:45:51,485 About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler." About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler."
1075 00:45:53,153 00:45:54,555 You taking them things on an empty stomach? You taking them things on an empty stomach?
1076 00:45:54,588 00:45:56,390 That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning. That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning.
1077 00:45:56,423 00:45:58,292 Get them out of here, boy. Get them out of here, boy.
1078 00:46:13,574 00:46:16,143 You hungry? You hungry?
1079 00:46:16,176 00:46:17,712 Give this to your grandmomma. Give this to your grandmomma.
1080 00:46:30,524 00:46:32,426 Hey. Hey.
1081 00:46:32,459 00:46:33,761 Hey. Hey.
1082 00:46:33,795 00:46:36,463 Look early, I'm impressed, TJ. Look early, I'm impressed, TJ.
1083 00:46:36,497 00:46:37,799 I get to spend the day with you. I get to spend the day with you.
1084 00:46:37,832 00:46:39,734 - I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man. - I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man.
1085 00:46:39,767 00:46:41,703 - You look nice. - Aw, thank you. - You look nice. - Aw, thank you.
1086 00:46:41,736 00:46:44,404 Look at you. You just... you know what? Look at you. You just... you know what?
1087 00:46:44,438 00:46:46,406 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
1088 00:46:46,440 00:46:49,576 Hey. Y'all two. Hey. Y'all two.
1089 00:46:49,610 00:46:51,378 I'm feeling a little cooperative today, I'm feeling a little cooperative today,
1090 00:46:51,411 00:46:53,380 TJ and I showered up early. Come on. TJ and I showered up early. Come on.
1091 00:46:53,413 00:46:55,249 Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses
1092 00:46:55,282 00:46:57,317 - of his little life? - I told you. - of his little life? - I told you.
1093 00:46:57,351 00:46:59,286 You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing
1094 00:46:59,319 00:47:01,255 - with that other girl. - She was messing with me. - with that other girl. - She was messing with me.
1095 00:47:01,288 00:47:02,689 I was just doing what I had to do. I was just doing what I had to do.
1096 00:47:02,724 00:47:05,392 - You know she got shot. - Yeah. Uh-hmm. - You know she got shot. - Yeah. Uh-hmm.
1097 00:47:06,360 00:47:07,361 Lost her leg. Lost her leg.
1098 00:47:07,394 00:47:08,695 Yeah. I heard. I heard. Yeah. I heard. I heard.
1099 00:47:08,730 00:47:11,265 I thought she lost her leg with diabetes. I thought she lost her leg with diabetes.
1100 00:47:11,298 00:47:12,299 That's what they said That's what they said
1101 00:47:12,332 00:47:13,735 but she started stripping again, but she started stripping again,
1102 00:47:13,768 00:47:15,369 - so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot - so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot
1103 00:47:15,402 00:47:16,403 what they do on the amputees. what they do on the amputees.
1104 00:47:16,436 00:47:17,739 - Yeah. - Yup. - Yeah. - Yup.
1105 00:47:17,772 00:47:20,240 That shot make a lot of money. That shot make a lot of money.
1106 00:47:21,408 00:47:22,442 Give me that. Give me that.
1107 00:47:22,476 00:47:24,511 Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
1108 00:47:28,248 00:47:30,584 I try not to deal with that kind of, I try not to deal with that kind of,
1109 00:47:30,617 00:47:33,253 negative environment anymore, you know? negative environment anymore, you know?
1110 00:47:33,287 00:47:34,655 You know, I try to stay positive. You know, I try to stay positive.
1111 00:47:34,688 00:47:36,156 I'm back in church. I'm back in church.
1112 00:47:36,189 00:47:37,725 I have to make sure the job don't take... I have to make sure the job don't take...
1113 00:47:37,759 00:47:40,394 part of me, take hold of me, part of me, take hold of me,
1114 00:47:40,427 00:47:42,095 you know? What the focus is... you know? What the focus is...
1115 00:47:42,129 00:47:43,630 with you is to really... with you is to really...
1116 00:47:43,664 00:47:45,332 hey, Sharlene. hey, Sharlene.
1117 00:47:45,365 00:47:47,401 But let me tell you something about Sharlene, But let me tell you something about Sharlene,
1118 00:47:47,434 00:47:49,636 Sharlene... Sharlene...
1119 00:47:49,670 00:47:51,605 Sharlene got three jobs. Sharlene got three jobs.
1120 00:47:51,638 00:47:53,440 How old he tell you he was? How old he tell you he was?
1121 00:47:53,473 00:47:54,842 How old? What did he say? How old? What did he say?
1122 00:47:54,876 00:47:57,344 - I think like 32. - What? - I think like 32. - What?
1123 00:47:58,445 00:47:59,646 No. I said... no. No. I said... no.
1124 00:47:59,680 00:48:01,148 I said it's been 32 years I said it's been 32 years
1125 00:48:01,181 00:48:04,284 since I've been to juvie. since I've been to juvie.
1126 00:48:04,318 00:48:06,486 - Don't let her fool you. - Don't listen to the... - Don't let her fool you. - Don't listen to the...
1127 00:48:06,520 00:48:08,221 Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know, Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know,
1128 00:48:08,255 00:48:09,757 - okay? - I wonder, uh... listen. - okay? - I wonder, uh... listen.
1129 00:48:09,791 00:48:11,759 She might look young but let me tell you something. She might look young but let me tell you something.
1130 00:48:11,793 00:48:13,226 Cheryl got that vintage pussy. Cheryl got that vintage pussy.
1131 00:48:13,260 00:48:14,428 Don't let her fool you. Don't let her fool you.
1132 00:48:14,461 00:48:15,830 She got that vintage pussy, okay? She... She got that vintage pussy, okay? She...
1133 00:48:15,863 00:48:17,130 - MVP. - She might be young - MVP. - She might be young
1134 00:48:17,164 00:48:19,399 MVP. MVP.
1135 00:48:19,433 00:48:20,868 That's what it's there for. That's what it's there for.
1136 00:48:20,902 00:48:23,570 - MVP. - Uh-huh. - MVP. - Uh-huh.
1137 00:48:23,604 00:48:26,139 Okay. Uh-hmm. Okay. Uh-hmm.
1138 00:48:26,173 00:48:27,174 You know, nigga. You know, nigga.
1139 00:48:27,207 00:48:28,609 Don't... listen. This is... Don't... listen. This is...
1140 00:48:28,642 00:48:30,644 this on camera, take... this on camera, take...
1141 00:48:30,677 00:48:32,312 hey, take... you can take that shit out. hey, take... you can take that shit out.
1142 00:48:32,346 00:48:34,348 - They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out. - They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out.
1143 00:48:34,381 00:48:36,450 - Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that - Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that
1144 00:48:36,483 00:48:37,719 'cause you're professional. 'cause you're professional.
1145 00:48:37,752 00:48:39,186 Exactly. Exactly.
1146 00:48:39,219 00:48:40,922 Go inside, ask for application, Go inside, ask for application,
1147 00:48:40,955 00:48:42,824 and I'mma have you fill it out. and I'mma have you fill it out.
1148 00:48:44,391 00:48:46,560 Hurry up, ain't got all day. Hurry up, ain't got all day.
1149 00:48:49,296 00:48:52,199 Give me some nuts. Give me some nuts.
1150 00:48:52,232 00:48:54,334 Okay. Age. Okay. Age.
1151 00:48:54,368 00:48:56,236 Same as you. Same as you.
1152 00:48:56,269 00:48:57,604 Shit. Shit.
1153 00:49:04,712 00:49:08,315 Next is previous job experience. Next is previous job experience.
1154 00:49:08,348 00:49:10,317 Telecommunications, hotel management, Telecommunications, hotel management,
1155 00:49:10,350 00:49:12,586 hotel reservations, tilapia farming, hotel reservations, tilapia farming,
1156 00:49:12,619 00:49:14,221 - toxic waste management. - Wait. - toxic waste management. - Wait.
1157 00:49:14,254 00:49:15,857 - Pick one. - For real? - Pick one. - For real?
1158 00:49:15,890 00:49:18,960 Yeah. Yeah.
1159 00:49:18,993 00:49:21,194 Reasons for leaving prior jobs? Reasons for leaving prior jobs?
1160 00:49:21,228 00:49:22,496 What? What do you mean? What? What do you mean?
1161 00:49:22,529 00:49:24,264 Why did you stop doing telecommunications? Why did you stop doing telecommunications?
1162 00:49:24,297 00:49:25,532 Because I got out of prison. Because I got out of prison.
1163 00:49:25,565 00:49:26,968 Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming? Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming?
1164 00:49:27,001 00:49:28,535 Because I got out of prison. Because I got out of prison.
1165 00:49:28,568 00:49:30,337 What about toxic waste management job? What about toxic waste management job?
1166 00:49:30,370 00:49:32,305 - 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison. - 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison.
1167 00:49:32,339 00:49:33,975 - Okay. All right. I get it. - What the fuck I'd do - Okay. All right. I get it. - What the fuck I'd do
1168 00:49:34,008 00:49:35,710 - with my lighter? - Just use mine. - with my lighter? - Just use mine.
1169 00:49:35,743 00:49:38,412 It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there. It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there.
1170 00:49:38,445 00:49:40,614 - That's all filled out? - That's everything. - That's all filled out? - That's everything.
1171 00:49:40,647 00:49:42,482 - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right.
1172 00:49:42,516 00:49:43,885 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1173 00:49:43,918 00:49:45,820 - What? - What is that? - What? - What is that?
1174 00:49:45,853 00:49:47,688 - This? - Yeah. What's that? - This? - Yeah. What's that?
1175 00:49:47,722 00:49:50,323 - It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me. - It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me.
1176 00:49:51,458 00:49:53,326 All right. Go ahead. All right. Go ahead.
1177 00:49:56,798 00:49:58,498 Tijuana Jackson. Tijuana Jackson.
1178 00:49:58,532 00:50:01,468 Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.
1179 00:50:02,669 00:50:05,907 I'm a life coach with a goon hand. I'm a life coach with a goon hand.
1180 00:50:05,940 00:50:08,375 If you hit me on Twitter, If you hit me on Twitter,
1181 00:50:08,408 00:50:10,377 I help to get your life right. I help to get your life right.
1182 00:50:10,410 00:50:11,846 Desired position? Desired position?
1183 00:50:11,879 00:50:13,346 Doggy style. Doggy style.
1184 00:50:14,381 00:50:15,682 - That's it. I'm done. - What? - That's it. I'm done. - What?
1185 00:50:15,717 00:50:17,517 - No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No. - No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No.
1186 00:50:17,551 00:50:19,486 - I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me. - I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me.
1187 00:50:19,519 00:50:21,022 No, you fill it out. No, you fill it out.
1188 00:50:21,055 00:50:22,422 Wait. What's that? Wait. What's that?
1189 00:50:22,456 00:50:23,825 You said to get an application. You said to get an application.
1190 00:50:23,858 00:50:26,728 No, no. Not that. That. Those. No, no. Not that. That. Those.
1191 00:50:26,761 00:50:28,328 Why can't I get you no flowers? Why can't I get you no flowers?
1192 00:50:28,361 00:50:29,629 Oh, wait, those are for me? Oh, wait, those are for me?
1193 00:50:29,663 00:50:30,965 Well, you ain't getting on my nerves Well, you ain't getting on my nerves
1194 00:50:30,998 00:50:32,432 as much as I thought you would. as much as I thought you would.
1195 00:50:32,466 00:50:34,301 Well, ditto, nigga. Well, ditto, nigga.
1196 00:50:34,334 00:50:35,737 'Cause you kind of remind me the old days 'Cause you kind of remind me the old days
1197 00:50:35,770 00:50:37,437 - a little bit. - Remember when - a little bit. - Remember when
1198 00:50:37,471 00:50:39,006 'cause you throw them the rent party? 'cause you throw them the rent party?
1199 00:50:41,408 00:50:44,478 - Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice. - Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice.
1200 00:50:44,511 00:50:46,781 You ain't steal this, did you? You ain't steal this, did you?
1201 00:50:46,814 00:50:50,718 Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application. Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application.
1202 00:50:50,752 00:50:52,385 They're pretty. They're pretty.
1203 00:50:54,488 00:50:55,757 All right. So, All right. So,
1204 00:50:55,790 00:50:58,993 gonna see you tomorrow. gonna see you tomorrow.
1205 00:50:59,026 00:51:00,962 Will nigga got a choice? Will nigga got a choice?
1206 00:51:00,995 00:51:02,830 You? I mean, yeah, you... You? I mean, yeah, you...
1207 00:51:02,864 00:51:05,432 get a job or go back to prison. get a job or go back to prison.
1208 00:51:05,465 00:51:08,268 That's the choice. That's the choice.
1209 00:51:10,337 00:51:12,907 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1210 00:51:14,508 00:51:17,344 All right. All right.
1211 00:51:17,377 00:51:20,014 - Bye. - Bye-bye. - Bye. - Bye-bye.
1212 00:51:20,047 00:51:22,616 Hey, uh, TJ, thanks. Hey, uh, TJ, thanks.
1213 00:51:22,649 00:51:23,718 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1214 00:51:23,751 00:51:25,485 I thought you like the colors. I thought you like the colors.
1215 00:51:25,519 00:51:26,620 Yup. Yeah. Yup. Yeah.
1216 00:51:26,653 00:51:28,321 No, I like it. No, I like it.
1217 00:51:28,355 00:51:29,422 Yellow Yellow
1218 00:51:29,456 00:51:31,759 right. right.
1219 00:51:37,397 00:51:39,299 You won't get the fuck out of the car? You won't get the fuck out of the car?
1220 00:51:41,535 00:51:43,503 Momma. Momma.
1221 00:51:43,537 00:51:44,538 Cameras on deck. Cameras on deck.
1222 00:51:44,571 00:51:45,840 - Hey, unc. - Hey. - Hey, unc. - Hey.
1223 00:51:45,873 00:51:47,742 Hey. Hey.
1224 00:51:49,944 00:51:52,679 Did he find a job? Did he find a job?
1225 00:51:52,713 00:51:54,015 Doubt it. Doubt it.
1226 00:52:01,889 00:52:03,690 What was that? What was that?
1227 00:52:04,859 00:52:06,526 I got three messages. I got three messages.
1228 00:52:06,560 00:52:08,863 Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right? Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right?
1229 00:52:10,097 00:52:11,766 Hello, Mr. Jackson. Hello, Mr. Jackson.
1230 00:52:11,799 00:52:14,634 This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash. This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash.
1231 00:52:14,668 00:52:17,370 We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not... We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not...
1232 00:52:17,404 00:52:18,773 Mr. Tijuana Jackson, Mr. Tijuana Jackson,
1233 00:52:18,806 00:52:20,440 this is Wendy Reisman from the... this is Wendy Reisman from the...
1234 00:52:20,473 00:52:21,742 99 Cent Store in Plantation. 99 Cent Store in Plantation.
1235 00:52:21,776 00:52:22,944 You dropped off an application You dropped off an application
1236 00:52:22,977 00:52:24,879 earlier this afternoon and a mixtape. earlier this afternoon and a mixtape.
1237 00:52:24,912 00:52:26,446 Was that intentional? Was that intentional?
1238 00:52:26,479 00:52:28,115 Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is... Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is...
1239 00:52:28,149 00:52:29,851 Brent Cobbler calling in behalf Brent Cobbler calling in behalf
1240 00:52:29,884 00:52:32,686 of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club. of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club.
1241 00:52:32,720 00:52:34,121 We would like to congratulate you We would like to congratulate you
1242 00:52:34,155 00:52:36,090 on being selected to audition for a spot on being selected to audition for a spot
1243 00:52:36,123 00:52:38,726 in this season's Toastmaster's reality show. in this season's Toastmaster's reality show.
1244 00:52:38,759 00:52:41,394 You stand to win a worldwide speaking career You stand to win a worldwide speaking career
1245 00:52:41,428 00:52:44,698 and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes. and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes.
1246 00:52:44,732 00:52:46,167 If you are interested at all, If you are interested at all,
1247 00:52:46,200 00:52:49,837 please give us a call at 954-280... please give us a call at 954-280...
1248 00:52:49,871 00:52:52,505 4979. Look for Cindy. 4979. Look for Cindy.
1249 00:52:52,539 00:52:53,774 I told you. I told you.
1250 00:52:53,808 00:52:55,475 What the fuck did I tell you? Did you... What the fuck did I tell you? Did you...
1251 00:52:55,508 00:52:57,477 did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video? did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video?
1252 00:52:57,510 00:52:58,612 Did you get that? You get that? Did you get that? You get that?
1253 00:52:58,645 00:53:00,014 - What did I tell you? - Orlando? - What did I tell you? - Orlando?
1254 00:53:00,047 00:53:01,849 - Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn. - Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn.
1255 00:53:01,883 00:53:03,617 - What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma. - What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma.
1256 00:53:03,650 00:53:05,086 Just got me a job. That's all. Just got me a job. That's all.
1257 00:53:05,119 00:53:07,788 Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay? Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay?
1258 00:53:07,822 00:53:10,690 Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga. Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga.
1259 00:53:10,725 00:53:11,893 What'd I tell y'all? What'd I tell y'all?
1260 00:53:11,926 00:53:13,593 What did I say? What did I say?
1261 00:53:17,597 00:53:20,400 Is it a progress, only have one source of ID? Is it a progress, only have one source of ID?
1262 00:53:21,903 00:53:23,570 Okay. Okay.
1263 00:53:23,603 00:53:24,972 Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
1264 00:53:25,006 00:53:26,741 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
1265 00:53:26,774 00:53:29,010 Oh, I'mma be there bright and early. Oh, I'mma be there bright and early.
1266 00:53:29,944 00:53:32,713 No, thank you. No, thank you.
1267 00:53:32,747 00:53:35,482 If you do an inventory check of your thoughts, If you do an inventory check of your thoughts,
1268 00:53:35,515 00:53:37,617 85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative. 85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative.
1269 00:53:37,651 00:53:39,186 You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy
1270 00:53:39,220 00:53:41,022 yourself and start focusing on... yourself and start focusing on...
1271 00:53:41,055 00:53:42,522 positive outcomes. positive outcomes.
1272 00:53:42,555 00:53:44,959 You gotta focus on the positive possibilities You gotta focus on the positive possibilities
1273 00:53:44,992 00:53:46,928 in order to produce positive results. in order to produce positive results.
1274 00:53:46,961 00:53:49,196 What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let
1275 00:53:49,230 00:53:51,032 a bad day dictate the outcome a bad day dictate the outcome
1276 00:53:51,065 00:53:53,500 of my whole year. Hear me? of my whole year. Hear me?
1277 00:53:53,533 00:53:54,567 I totally get it. I totally get it.
1278 00:53:54,601 00:53:55,770 That's what's up. That's what's up.
1279 00:53:55,803 00:53:57,238 And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me, And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me,
1280 00:53:57,271 00:53:59,040 you know, because... you know, because...
1281 00:53:59,073 00:54:00,708 my momma ain't gonna approve of me just, my momma ain't gonna approve of me just,
1282 00:54:00,741 00:54:02,609 you know, running off to Orlando like that. you know, running off to Orlando like that.
1283 00:54:02,642 00:54:04,644 And as a parolee, I can't really just, And as a parolee, I can't really just,
1284 00:54:04,678 00:54:05,947 you know, I gotta get permission you know, I gotta get permission
1285 00:54:05,980 00:54:07,480 from my probation officer. from my probation officer.
1286 00:54:07,514 00:54:08,950 Because she ain't... Because she ain't...
1287 00:54:10,684 00:54:12,253 Speak of the devil. Speak of the devil.
1288 00:54:12,286 00:54:14,188 What if I get my shit rolling, What if I get my shit rolling,
1289 00:54:14,221 00:54:15,622 and make you my manager? and make you my manager?
1290 00:54:15,655 00:54:17,490 I give you 10% off the top right to you. I give you 10% off the top right to you.
1291 00:54:17,524 00:54:19,226 I don't want 10% of your pipedream. I don't want 10% of your pipedream.
1292 00:54:19,260 00:54:20,527 That was high school. That was high school.
1293 00:54:20,560 00:54:21,762 Come on, we grown-ups now. Come on, we grown-ups now.
1294 00:54:21,796 00:54:23,264 Okay. Note to self, real quick. Okay. Note to self, real quick.
1295 00:54:23,297 00:54:24,999 Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do, Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do,
1296 00:54:25,032 00:54:27,667 - being a self-made... - Travel permits denied. - being a self-made... - Travel permits denied.
1297 00:54:27,702 00:54:30,004 You are not listening. She is not listening. You are not listening. She is not listening.
1298 00:54:30,037 00:54:31,839 I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job
1299 00:54:31,872 00:54:33,640 in jeopardy for you anymore. in jeopardy for you anymore.
1300 00:54:33,673 00:54:35,508 She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County. She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County.
1301 00:54:35,542 00:54:37,078 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1302 00:54:37,111 00:54:38,678 - Get out. - Cheryl, - Get out. - Cheryl,
1303 00:54:38,713 00:54:40,613 I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody. I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody.
1304 00:54:40,647 00:54:42,615 - You know what you said? - Get out. - You know what you said? - Get out.
1305 00:54:42,649 00:54:44,085 No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me
1306 00:54:44,118 00:54:45,286 when I merk on her ass, okay? when I merk on her ass, okay?
1307 00:54:45,319 00:54:46,887 Get out. Get out.
1308 00:54:46,921 00:54:48,621 You all get the fuck out, too. You all get the fuck out, too.
1309 00:54:48,655 00:54:50,557 Turn that camera off. Turn that camera off.
1310 00:55:00,334 00:55:02,602 Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team, Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team,
1311 00:55:02,635 00:55:04,705 you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl, you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl,
1312 00:55:04,739 00:55:05,973 that Cheryl problem. that Cheryl problem.
1313 00:55:06,007 00:55:07,640 The only future she see for herself The only future she see for herself
1314 00:55:07,674 00:55:09,143 is the future that they laid out for her. is the future that they laid out for her.
1315 00:55:09,176 00:55:10,945 You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate
1316 00:55:10,978 00:55:13,948 to a visionary such as myself. to a visionary such as myself.
1317 00:55:13,981 00:55:16,583 Let me tell y'all something I've learned. Let me tell y'all something I've learned.
1318 00:55:16,616 00:55:19,053 If you consistently feed and exercise your faith, If you consistently feed and exercise your faith,
1319 00:55:19,086 00:55:20,821 it will eventually outgrow your fears. it will eventually outgrow your fears.
1320 00:55:20,855 00:55:23,124 Today's billionaires, they earn they billions Today's billionaires, they earn they billions
1321 00:55:23,157 00:55:24,959 by taking chances on the unknown, by taking chances on the unknown,
1322 00:55:24,992 00:55:27,660 while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar. while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar.
1323 00:55:27,694 00:55:28,963 Today, and as of today, Today, and as of today,
1324 00:55:28,996 00:55:30,965 I'm strictly on my billionaire ground, I'm strictly on my billionaire ground,
1325 00:55:30,998 00:55:33,834 and I denounce that petty hustler. and I denounce that petty hustler.
1326 00:55:33,868 00:55:35,836 Shit. Shit.
1327 00:55:35,870 00:55:37,604 Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change
1328 00:55:37,637 00:55:40,041 or bus pass a nigga can borrow? or bus pass a nigga can borrow?
1329 00:55:44,879 00:55:45,946 What's up Lil Eric? What's up Lil Eric?
1330 00:55:45,980 00:55:47,248 Nothin'. Nothin'.
1331 00:55:47,281 00:55:48,849 Yo, this yo gal? Yo, this yo gal?
1332 00:55:48,883 00:55:50,251 Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ. Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ.
1333 00:55:50,284 00:55:51,752 Hi. Hi.
1334 00:55:51,786 00:55:53,154 She ain't white, she light skinned, boy. She ain't white, she light skinned, boy.
1335 00:55:53,187 00:55:54,587 I'm half white. I'm half white.
1336 00:55:54,621 00:55:56,123 No, with all them yams on your plate. No, with all them yams on your plate.
1337 00:55:56,157 00:55:57,858 She is celebrating with us, Junior. She is celebrating with us, Junior.
1338 00:55:57,892 00:55:59,894 - God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy. - God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy.
1339 00:55:59,927 00:56:01,262 Copy that. What are we celebrating? Copy that. What are we celebrating?
1340 00:56:01,295 00:56:02,662 Didn't you just get a job? Didn't you just get a job?
1341 00:56:02,695 00:56:05,665 - Too bad it's in Orlando. - What? - Too bad it's in Orlando. - What?
1342 00:56:05,698 00:56:07,168 - You shut up. - Orlando? - You shut up. - Orlando?
1343 00:56:07,201 00:56:08,736 Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down
1344 00:56:08,769 00:56:10,071 to Orlando to be a Toastmaster. to Orlando to be a Toastmaster.
1345 00:56:10,104 00:56:11,272 I guess he too good for us now. I guess he too good for us now.
1346 00:56:11,305 00:56:12,740 If you don't wanna be on camera, If you don't wanna be on camera,
1347 00:56:12,773 00:56:14,308 all you gotta do is shut your mouth. all you gotta do is shut your mouth.
1348 00:56:14,341 00:56:16,010 - Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse, - Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse,
1349 00:56:16,043 00:56:17,378 - right? - Orlando, Junior? You know, - right? - Orlando, Junior? You know,
1350 00:56:17,411 00:56:19,080 - my arthritis acting up. - Momma, you gonna - my arthritis acting up. - Momma, you gonna
1351 00:56:19,113 00:56:20,848 - let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do? - let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do?
1352 00:56:20,881 00:56:22,149 You gonna let her curse like that in front of company? You gonna let her curse like that in front of company?
1353 00:56:22,183 00:56:23,350 How come every time I say a bad word. How come every time I say a bad word.
1354 00:56:23,384 00:56:24,785 'Cause you're the eldest, Junior, 'Cause you're the eldest, Junior,
1355 00:56:24,819 00:56:26,387 - and you should know better. - God damn. - and you should know better. - God damn.
1356 00:56:26,420 00:56:27,687 - Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior. - Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior.
1357 00:56:27,721 00:56:29,156 Why she get to curse and I don't? Why she get to curse and I don't?
1358 00:56:29,190 00:56:31,325 You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell. You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell.
1359 00:56:31,358 00:56:33,094 I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth
1360 00:56:33,127 00:56:34,328 while you sleep and take a shit. while you sleep and take a shit.
1361 00:56:34,361 00:56:35,796 You ain't going to Orlando, Junior. You ain't going to Orlando, Junior.
1362 00:56:35,830 00:56:37,331 Momma, you want the house with the pool? Momma, you want the house with the pool?
1363 00:56:37,364 00:56:38,833 This is how I'm gonna get the house This is how I'm gonna get the house
1364 00:56:38,866 00:56:40,000 with the pool for you. with the pool for you.
1365 00:56:40,034 00:56:41,102 You want me to get a job? You want me to get a job?
1366 00:56:41,135 00:56:42,703 This is a legitimate job. This is a legitimate job.
1367 00:56:42,736 00:56:44,405 Junior, why don't you date Cheryl? Junior, why don't you date Cheryl?
1368 00:56:44,438 00:56:46,740 Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school? Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school?
1369 00:56:46,774 00:56:48,309 Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds? Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds?
1370 00:56:48,342 00:56:50,010 What do y'all do when I'm not here? What do y'all do when I'm not here?
1371 00:56:50,044 00:56:51,245 I'mma tell you what they do. I'mma tell you what they do.
1372 00:56:51,278 00:56:52,713 They do just fine. They do just fine.
1373 00:56:52,746 00:56:54,014 See, that's a rhetorical question. See, that's a rhetorical question.
1374 00:56:54,048 00:56:55,249 This ain't about me going away, This ain't about me going away,
1375 00:56:55,282 00:56:57,251 this is about me growing away. this is about me growing away.
1376 00:56:57,284 00:56:58,886 They scared of that change, they came... They scared of that change, they came...
1377 00:56:58,919 00:57:00,387 they came to us with that transformation. they came to us with that transformation.
1378 00:57:00,421 00:57:01,956 Y'all ain't never made this big a deal Y'all ain't never made this big a deal
1379 00:57:01,989 00:57:03,991 - of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail. - of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail.
1380 00:57:04,024 00:57:05,692 Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why
1381 00:57:05,726 00:57:07,660 I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show, I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show,
1382 00:57:07,694 00:57:09,196 and somebody with stretch marks did not. and somebody with stretch marks did not.
1383 00:57:09,230 00:57:11,098 - That's enough, Junior. - I'm not talking about - That's enough, Junior. - I'm not talking about
1384 00:57:11,132 00:57:12,433 your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea. your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea.
1385 00:57:12,466 00:57:14,001 They didn't have no time for a nigga They didn't have no time for a nigga
1386 00:57:14,034 00:57:15,436 when he was in the joint, now I'm outside, when he was in the joint, now I'm outside,
1387 00:57:15,469 00:57:17,037 they gonna try to tell me what I could do. they gonna try to tell me what I could do.
1388 00:57:17,071 00:57:18,439 You know I can't write no letters You know I can't write no letters
1389 00:57:18,472 00:57:19,707 with this arthritis. with this arthritis.
1390 00:57:19,740 00:57:22,243 I can't even get on a computer. I can't even get on a computer.
1391 00:57:22,276 00:57:24,945 So, you couldn't just make a call, momma? So, you couldn't just make a call, momma?
1392 00:57:26,413 00:57:29,150 You can't shoot me a kite, not one. You can't shoot me a kite, not one.
1393 00:57:30,151 00:57:31,385 You know, if Sharea was in jail, You know, if Sharea was in jail,
1394 00:57:31,418 00:57:33,087 - you know that you... - Don't put my name - you know that you... - Don't put my name
1395 00:57:33,120 00:57:34,355 in your mouth, TJ. in your mouth, TJ.
1396 00:57:34,388 00:57:36,223 Start me out, all right, because you don't know Start me out, all right, because you don't know
1397 00:57:36,257 00:57:37,892 what momma would do. what momma would do.
1398 00:57:37,925 00:57:39,393 You want me to pay You want me to pay
1399 00:57:39,426 00:57:41,829 a $10 deposit fee a $10 deposit fee
1400 00:57:41,862 00:57:44,165 and a $3 flat fee and a $3 flat fee
1401 00:57:44,198 00:57:45,466 just to put money on your phone, just to put money on your phone,
1402 00:57:45,499 00:57:47,701 just so I can call you? just so I can call you?
1403 00:57:47,735 00:57:50,304 That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior. That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior.
1404 00:57:50,337 00:57:53,207 And the only thing I can hear is your misery, And the only thing I can hear is your misery,
1405 00:57:53,240 00:57:55,075 and the absence of the Holy Ghost and the absence of the Holy Ghost
1406 00:57:55,109 00:57:57,344 in the background. in the background.
1407 00:58:08,355 00:58:09,823 Look at this material. Look at this material.
1408 00:58:09,857 00:58:12,059 This man's club. I got it in Vegas. This man's club. I got it in Vegas.
1409 00:58:12,092 00:58:13,360 They was doing this deal if you buy They was doing this deal if you buy
1410 00:58:13,394 00:58:14,995 two tanks of gas, you get a free suit. two tanks of gas, you get a free suit.
1411 00:58:15,029 00:58:17,731 This shit nice. Get a close up on it. This shit nice. Get a close up on it.
1412 00:58:17,765 00:58:18,866 Look at this material. Look at this material.
1413 00:58:18,899 00:58:20,201 Look at that. Look at that.
1414 00:58:20,234 00:58:22,436 Man's club, look at these lapels, Man's club, look at these lapels,
1415 00:58:22,469 00:58:23,971 that's gotta be, that's Italian that's gotta be, that's Italian
1416 00:58:24,004 00:58:27,074 or French, or something. or French, or something.
1417 00:58:27,107 00:58:30,411 They probably import shit with the tag on it. They probably import shit with the tag on it.
1418 00:58:30,444 00:58:32,179 You can't read it, but... You can't read it, but...
1419 00:58:32,213 00:58:33,948 you can tell about it just by the font. you can tell about it just by the font.
1420 00:58:33,981 00:58:36,917 That's some upper echelon shit right there. That's some upper echelon shit right there.
1421 00:58:38,385 00:58:39,954 Uh-hmm. This motherfucking Uh-hmm. This motherfucking
1422 00:58:39,987 00:58:42,790 into plastic, heard me? into plastic, heard me?
1423 00:58:42,823 00:58:45,159 Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay? Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay?
1424 00:58:45,192 00:58:48,028 Because my whole future riding on this signature. Because my whole future riding on this signature.
1425 00:58:49,463 00:58:51,498 - I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper - I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper
1426 00:58:51,532 00:58:53,334 out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit
1427 00:58:53,367 00:58:55,536 because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie. because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie.
1428 00:58:55,569 00:58:57,037 Okay? Okay?
1429 00:58:57,071 00:58:58,939 Okay. Okay.
1430 00:58:58,973 00:59:00,407 Would you, uh... Would you, uh...
1431 00:59:00,441 00:59:02,343 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
1432 00:59:02,376 00:59:04,912 ...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh? ...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh?
1433 00:59:04,945 00:59:06,213 Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
1434 00:59:06,247 00:59:09,850 Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance. Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance.
1435 00:59:09,883 00:59:11,318 Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will, Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will,
1436 00:59:11,352 00:59:12,920 and don't try to delete the account, and don't try to delete the account,
1437 00:59:12,953 00:59:14,188 but guess what? but guess what?
1438 00:59:14,221 00:59:16,557 I already downloaded all the videos. I already downloaded all the videos.
1439 00:59:16,590 00:59:18,859 Hmm. Okay. Hmm. Okay.
1440 00:59:18,892 00:59:21,128 Your son could use a riding on this, too. Your son could use a riding on this, too.
1441 00:59:23,564 00:59:27,101 Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please? Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please?
1442 01:00:29,296 01:00:31,498 Come see a happy Jackson family for a change. Come see a happy Jackson family for a change.
1443 01:00:31,532 01:00:33,200 Come on in. Come on in.
1444 01:00:33,233 01:00:35,002 We gonna start... we gonna start the whole, We gonna start... we gonna start the whole,
1445 01:00:35,035 01:00:36,470 show whole the room, okay? show whole the room, okay?
1446 01:00:36,503 01:00:39,340 This is my ugly sister, Sharea. This is my ugly sister, Sharea.
1447 01:00:39,373 01:00:41,975 My name is Tijuana Jackson, My name is Tijuana Jackson,
1448 01:00:42,009 01:00:44,411 life coach with a goon hand. life coach with a goon hand.
1449 01:00:44,445 01:00:46,447 You can't stand him, You can't stand him,
1450 01:00:46,480 01:00:48,415 no, they can't. no, they can't.
1451 01:00:48,449 01:00:51,485 That's the thing about family, man, you know, That's the thing about family, man, you know,
1452 01:00:51,518 01:00:53,354 it's a place you have your biggest battles, it's a place you have your biggest battles,
1453 01:00:53,387 01:00:54,955 you know, but it's also a way you go you know, but it's also a way you go
1454 01:00:54,988 01:00:56,490 to heal your wounds, if you lucky. to heal your wounds, if you lucky.
1455 01:00:56,523 01:00:58,058 And I'm hoping my shit take off And I'm hoping my shit take off
1456 01:00:58,092 01:00:59,893 like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen, like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen,
1457 01:00:59,927 01:01:01,395 then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom
1458 01:01:01,428 01:01:03,597 that big old house with the pool, heard me? that big old house with the pool, heard me?
1459 01:01:03,630 01:01:04,998 - Thank you. - Momma, - Thank you. - Momma,
1460 01:01:05,032 01:01:08,068 TJ is smoking in my room. TJ is smoking in my room.
1461 01:01:08,102 01:01:09,203 No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
1462 01:01:37,331 01:01:39,333 Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days. Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days.
1463 01:01:39,366 01:01:41,201 Anything you need, just tell Sharea. Anything you need, just tell Sharea.
1464 01:01:41,235 01:01:43,570 Just like when I was in the joint. Just like when I was in the joint.
1465 01:01:43,604 01:01:44,671 Okay. Bye, boy. Okay. Bye, boy.
1466 01:01:44,706 01:01:46,073 Okay. You know, I can't stand you, Okay. You know, I can't stand you,
1467 01:01:46,106 01:01:47,408 but momma like you, so hurry back. but momma like you, so hurry back.
1468 01:01:47,441 01:01:48,442 Yeah. But don't let her take the medication Yeah. But don't let her take the medication
1469 01:01:48,475 01:01:49,443 on an empty stomach, man. on an empty stomach, man.
1470 01:01:49,476 01:01:51,044 She'll nag you all damn day. She'll nag you all damn day.
1471 01:01:51,078 01:01:53,514 - Bye, Unc. - You think all the shit - Bye, Unc. - You think all the shit
1472 01:01:53,547 01:01:55,015 in the car packed just for me? in the car packed just for me?
1473 01:01:55,048 01:01:56,650 Your momma packed your shit last night, boy, Your momma packed your shit last night, boy,
1474 01:01:56,683 01:01:58,385 this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot. this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot.
1475 01:01:58,419 01:01:59,686 - Get in the car. - Listen. I don't... - Get in the car. - Listen. I don't...
1476 01:01:59,721 01:02:01,288 - For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you - For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you
1477 01:02:01,321 01:02:02,956 sitting here playing on your iPad all day. sitting here playing on your iPad all day.
1478 01:02:02,990 01:02:05,259 I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff. I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff.
1479 01:02:05,292 01:02:07,227 Can we go to Disney World? Can we go to Disney World?
1480 01:02:07,261 01:02:08,495 It's already in the itinerary. It's already in the itinerary.
1481 01:02:08,529 01:02:09,496 Get in the fucking the car. Get in the fucking the car.
1482 01:02:09,530 01:02:11,465 Jesus is alive. Jesus is alive.
1483 01:02:11,498 01:02:13,033 In the car. In the car.
1484 01:02:13,066 01:02:14,968 Better watch out he talking to my fucking son. Better watch out he talking to my fucking son.
1485 01:02:15,002 01:02:16,270 Get in the car. Get in the car.
1486 01:02:16,303 01:02:17,438 Come on, Justin. Come on, Justin.
1487 01:02:17,471 01:02:19,440 Put on your seatbelt, boy. Put on your seatbelt, boy.
1488 01:02:23,010 01:02:24,478 Get in the fucking car. Get in the fucking car.
1489 01:02:27,681 01:02:29,149 Shit. Shit.
1490 01:02:31,618 01:02:33,187 Hey, what y'all doing? Hey, what y'all doing?
1491 01:02:33,220 01:02:35,322 Isn't that your probation officer? Isn't that your probation officer?
1492 01:02:46,366 01:02:47,634 Tijuana Jackson, Tijuana Jackson,
1493 01:02:47,668 01:02:49,303 he got miles, yeah, that's right. he got miles, yeah, that's right.
1494 01:02:49,336 01:02:53,106 Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. Ex-convict turned motivational speaker.
1495 01:02:53,140 01:02:54,541 Yeah. Prison Logic Yeah. Prison Logic
1496 01:02:56,376 01:02:59,046 ♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪ ♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪
1497 01:02:59,079 01:03:02,717 ♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪ ♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪
1498 01:03:02,750 01:03:04,284 This from my own mixtape, This from my own mixtape,
1499 01:03:04,318 01:03:06,220 my new mixtape about to rape the game, my new mixtape about to rape the game,
1500 01:03:06,253 01:03:07,387 fam style, heard me? fam style, heard me?
1501 01:03:07,421 01:03:09,724 Ain't nobody stopping when it's time Ain't nobody stopping when it's time
1502 01:03:09,757 01:03:11,391 to take your lane. to take your lane.
1503 01:03:11,425 01:03:13,160 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1504 01:03:13,193 01:03:14,796 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1505 01:03:14,829 01:03:16,597 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1506 01:03:16,630 01:03:18,398 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1507 01:03:18,432 01:03:20,267 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1508 01:03:20,300 01:03:22,035 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1509 01:03:22,069 01:03:24,304 ♪ Take your lane ♪ ♪ Take your lane ♪
1510 01:03:31,612 01:03:33,213 Somebody stole my Alpine stereo Somebody stole my Alpine stereo
1511 01:03:33,247 01:03:34,515 back in the day. back in the day.
1512 01:03:34,548 01:03:36,784 Is that why you don't hear nothing? Is that why you don't hear nothing?
1513 01:03:46,393 01:03:48,295 Are you enjoying yourself? Are you enjoying yourself?
1514 01:03:48,328 01:03:51,365 Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World. Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World.
1515 01:03:51,398 01:03:52,366 Well, it's coming. Well, it's coming.
1516 01:03:52,399 01:03:54,101 Y'all get it all on film. Y'all get it all on film.
1517 01:03:54,134 01:03:55,536 I just wanna show some bonding moments I just wanna show some bonding moments
1518 01:03:55,569 01:03:57,471 with my nephew. with my nephew.
1519 01:03:57,504 01:04:00,440 Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this. Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this.
1520 01:04:00,474 01:04:01,809 Y'all wanna see some gators? Y'all wanna see some gators?
1521 01:04:01,843 01:04:03,577 Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric. Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric.
1522 01:04:03,610 01:04:05,345 They didn't swarm this out because they ain't They didn't swarm this out because they ain't
1523 01:04:05,379 01:04:07,147 - throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example... - throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example...
1524 01:04:07,180 01:04:09,216 - Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy. - Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy.
1525 01:04:09,249 01:04:10,450 Put your hands down like... Put your hands down like...
1526 01:04:10,484 01:04:12,319 there you go, there you go. So what now? there you go, there you go. So what now?
1527 01:04:12,352 01:04:14,187 Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture
1528 01:04:14,221 01:04:16,156 - while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling. - while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling.
1529 01:04:21,461 01:04:22,629 Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
1530 01:04:22,663 01:04:26,099 I'm not getting in that water. I'm not getting in that water.
1531 01:04:26,133 01:04:27,267 You better come on. You better come on.
1532 01:04:36,510 01:04:37,678 - Oh, that's a gator. - What? - Oh, that's a gator. - What?
1533 01:04:37,712 01:04:39,346 That's a... That's a...
1534 01:04:39,379 01:04:40,414 ain't no gator, boy. ain't no gator, boy.
1535 01:04:40,447 01:04:42,282 I'm just playing with you. I'm just playing with you.
1536 01:04:47,187 01:04:48,723 You're driving. You're driving.
1537 01:04:52,860 01:04:54,862 You can drive if you want to. You can drive if you want to.
1538 01:05:33,367 01:05:34,568 Why can't we go inside? Why can't we go inside?
1539 01:05:34,601 01:05:36,470 Watch your tone with me, boy. Watch your tone with me, boy.
1540 01:05:36,503 01:05:38,505 I thought you said it was in the itinerary. I thought you said it was in the itinerary.
1541 01:05:38,538 01:05:39,774 I said it was in the itinerary. I said it was in the itinerary.
1542 01:05:39,807 01:05:41,341 I didn't say it was in the budget. Now, I didn't say it was in the budget. Now,
1543 01:05:41,375 01:05:42,676 look, look here. We ain't got look, look here. We ain't got
1544 01:05:42,710 01:05:43,945 that Disney World money right now, that Disney World money right now,
1545 01:05:43,978 01:05:45,612 but when this Toastmaster thing pop off, but when this Toastmaster thing pop off,
1546 01:05:45,646 01:05:46,881 I might buy your own Disney World. I might buy your own Disney World.
1547 01:05:46,914 01:05:48,783 Matter fact, you know what I might do, Matter fact, you know what I might do,
1548 01:05:48,816 01:05:50,785 is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch,
1549 01:05:50,818 01:05:52,352 and open that up to black folks. and open that up to black folks.
1550 01:05:52,386 01:05:53,721 Do you wanna go back to the street sign Do you wanna go back to the street sign
1551 01:05:53,755 01:05:54,956 and get a picture under that? and get a picture under that?
1552 01:05:54,989 01:05:56,791 You can show your friends? You can show your friends?
1553 01:06:05,265 01:06:06,633 Wise man speaks Wise man speaks
1554 01:06:06,667 01:06:08,201 because he has something to say. because he has something to say.
1555 01:06:08,235 01:06:10,203 And nigga talk because he always got to say so. And nigga talk because he always got to say so.
1556 01:06:10,237 01:06:11,773 Momma said this is for you. Momma said this is for you.
1557 01:06:11,806 01:06:12,740 What's this? What's this?
1558 01:06:12,774 01:06:14,474 I don't know. I don't know.
1559 01:06:15,575 01:06:18,713 Nigga, this the release form. Nigga, this the release form.
1560 01:06:18,746 01:06:20,280 This the release form. She signed it. This the release form. She signed it.
1561 01:06:20,313 01:06:21,615 We're making a movie, nigga. We're making a movie, nigga.
1562 01:06:21,648 01:06:23,350 We're going platinum, nigga. We're going platinum, nigga.
1563 01:06:23,383 01:06:24,618 You better be famous, boy. You better be famous, boy.
1564 01:06:24,651 01:06:27,254 Y'all see that? She signed it. Y'all see that? She signed it.
1565 01:06:27,989 01:06:29,656 I told you what I told you. I told you what I told you.
1566 01:06:29,690 01:06:32,592 I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign. I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign.
1567 01:06:32,626 01:06:34,594 She know what's good for. She know what's good for.
1568 01:06:34,628 01:06:36,964 Toastmasters auditions. Toastmasters auditions.
1569 01:06:36,998 01:06:39,433 This is that moment of truth. This is that moment of truth.
1570 01:06:41,803 01:06:43,503 I'mma let you carry my briefcase. I'mma let you carry my briefcase.
1571 01:06:43,537 01:06:44,806 No. No.
1572 01:06:50,544 01:06:52,814 My collar straight, everything cool? My collar straight, everything cool?
1573 01:06:54,281 01:06:55,850 It's good. It's good.
1574 01:06:55,883 01:06:57,919 Let's go change some lives. Let's go change some lives.
1575 01:07:00,822 01:07:03,490 Nigga look familiar as fuck. Nigga look familiar as fuck.
1576 01:07:07,527 01:07:09,362 That nigga looks familiar. That nigga looks familiar.
1577 01:07:09,396 01:07:10,765 How you doing, man? How you doing, man?
1578 01:07:10,798 01:07:12,499 Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker. Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker.
1579 01:07:12,532 01:07:13,768 I'm here for the Toastmasters. I'm here for the Toastmasters.
1580 01:07:13,801 01:07:15,402 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors, Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors,
1581 01:07:15,435 01:07:18,538 no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras. no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras.
1582 01:07:18,572 01:07:20,775 Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man, Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man,
1583 01:07:20,808 01:07:22,744 they just... they, they filming my body, the glory. they just... they, they filming my body, the glory.
1584 01:07:22,777 01:07:24,812 Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man, Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man,
1585 01:07:24,846 01:07:26,047 as long as it's not inside, you know. as long as it's not inside, you know.
1586 01:07:26,080 01:07:28,348 Oh, well, shit. Oh, well, shit.
1587 01:07:28,381 01:07:30,650 Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay? Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay?
1588 01:07:30,684 01:07:32,285 You can't be serious? You can't be serious?
1589 01:07:32,319 01:07:33,855 No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors. No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors.
1590 01:07:33,888 01:07:35,056 Yeah, sorry little, bro. Yeah, sorry little, bro.
1591 01:07:35,089 01:07:37,859 What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert? What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert?
1592 01:07:39,359 01:07:41,062 And y'all gonna have to stay outside. And y'all gonna have to stay outside.
1593 01:07:41,095 01:07:43,396 You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric. You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric.
1594 01:07:43,430 01:07:44,766 No. No.
1595 01:07:44,799 01:07:47,667 Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here? Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here?
1596 01:07:47,702 01:07:48,668 Here. Here.
1597 01:07:48,703 01:07:49,871 Take this. Take this.
1598 01:07:49,904 01:07:53,373 Look, this is on and off, record. Look, this is on and off, record.
1599 01:07:53,406 01:07:55,743 Hey, look, I left the key in the car, Hey, look, I left the key in the car,
1600 01:07:55,777 01:07:57,044 you can listen to the radio. you can listen to the radio.
1601 01:07:57,078 01:07:58,512 Heads up. Heads up.
1602 01:08:02,049 01:08:03,550 Definitely got this. Definitely got this.
1603 01:08:03,583 01:08:05,987 Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead? Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead?
1604 01:08:06,020 01:08:07,922 No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league. No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league.
1605 01:08:07,955 01:08:09,556 What these niggas don't understand is What these niggas don't understand is
1606 01:08:09,589 01:08:11,691 when it's gang time, they're playing stops. when it's gang time, they're playing stops.
1607 01:08:11,726 01:08:12,827 No class. No class.
1608 01:08:12,860 01:08:14,461 - Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class. - Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class.
1609 01:08:14,494 01:08:16,429 Fuck you nigga, I was already up here. Fuck you nigga, I was already up here.
1610 01:08:16,463 01:08:17,799 I just went back to get something in my car. I just went back to get something in my car.
1611 01:08:17,832 01:08:19,000 All right. All right. Easy, easy. All right. All right. Easy, easy.
1612 01:08:19,033 01:08:21,736 Fuck you ass. Fuck you ass.
1613 01:08:23,570 01:08:25,072 That's what I do with my mixtape, That's what I do with my mixtape,
1614 01:08:25,106 01:08:27,742 Affirmation Music Volume 1. Affirmation Music Volume 1.
1615 01:08:29,442 01:08:30,745 It's a drop, nigga. It's a drop, nigga.
1616 01:08:30,778 01:08:32,079 - Oh, shit. - What the fuck? Wait. Wait. - Oh, shit. - What the fuck? Wait. Wait.
1617 01:08:32,113 01:08:33,915 - It's a drop. - Amiga. - It's a drop. - Amiga.
1618 01:08:33,948 01:08:35,750 Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
1619 01:08:35,783 01:08:36,918 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up.
1620 01:08:46,160 01:08:47,527 Get away from me Get away from me
1621 01:08:47,561 01:08:49,396 Yo Yo
1622 01:08:49,429 01:08:51,498 Get down the get down. Get down the get down.
1623 01:08:54,534 01:08:56,737 Ow, what is your problem? Ow, what is your problem?
1624 01:08:56,771 01:08:59,639 Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now? Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now?
1625 01:08:59,673 01:09:02,143 And you, yeah, you. And you, yeah, you.
1626 01:09:02,176 01:09:04,444 Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man. Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man.
1627 01:09:04,477 01:09:06,013 Come here. Hey, hey. Come here. Hey, hey.
1628 01:09:06,047 01:09:07,782 Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now. Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now.
1629 01:09:07,815 01:09:09,482 You said we can film whatever we wanted You said we can film whatever we wanted
1630 01:09:09,516 01:09:10,952 as long as not inside the fucking building. as long as not inside the fucking building.
1631 01:09:10,985 01:09:14,554 I know. I know I'm saying you can. I know. I know I'm saying you can.
1632 01:09:14,588 01:09:16,057 Hey, Rachel. Rachel. Hey, Rachel. Rachel.
1633 01:09:16,090 01:09:17,992 We're back to do what we told now, huh? We're back to do what we told now, huh?
1634 01:09:18,025 01:09:19,659 You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga
1635 01:09:19,693 01:09:21,162 - intimidate you and to be like... - Shut up. - intimidate you and to be like... - Shut up.
1636 01:09:21,195 01:09:23,064 - Hey, Maricon. - I thought filming - Hey, Maricon. - I thought filming
1637 01:09:23,097 01:09:26,000 police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law, police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law,
1638 01:09:26,033 01:09:28,135 as long as I don't interfere with the investigation as long as I don't interfere with the investigation
1639 01:09:28,169 01:09:30,872 and maintain a safe distance. and maintain a safe distance.
1640 01:09:30,905 01:09:32,572 I can think of about maybe two things I can think of about maybe two things
1641 01:09:32,606 01:09:35,009 that you guys have in common. that you guys have in common.
1642 01:09:35,042 01:09:37,611 Does anybody wanna guess what they are? Does anybody wanna guess what they are?
1643 01:09:37,644 01:09:38,846 Go ahead. You know what? Go ahead. You know what?
1644 01:09:38,880 01:09:42,183 Raise your hand if you still think Raise your hand if you still think
1645 01:09:42,216 01:09:44,584 you're part of a Toastmasters reality program. you're part of a Toastmasters reality program.
1646 01:09:44,618 01:09:46,553 Go ahead, raise your hand. Go ahead, raise your hand.
1647 01:09:46,586 01:09:48,555 Oh, my God. These are... Oh, my God. These are...
1648 01:09:48,588 01:09:51,524 these are brilliant human beings right here. these are brilliant human beings right here.
1649 01:09:51,558 01:09:54,594 I got some bad news for you, guys. I got some bad news for you, guys.
1650 01:09:54,628 01:09:57,597 You all have outstanding warrants You all have outstanding warrants
1651 01:09:57,631 01:09:59,566 right here in Orlando County. right here in Orlando County.
1652 01:10:01,969 01:10:04,972 So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today, So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today,
1653 01:10:05,006 01:10:08,508 hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem, hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem,
1654 01:10:08,541 01:10:11,444 but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride
1655 01:10:18,585 01:10:21,488 Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant. Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant.
1656 01:10:21,521 01:10:25,026 I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running. I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running.
1657 01:10:27,762 01:10:29,997 Where the fuck is my car? Where the fuck is my car?
1658 01:10:31,665 01:10:34,068 Where the fuck did I park my car? Where the fuck did I park my car?
1659 01:10:38,873 01:10:40,674 Hey, Lil Eric. Hey, Lil Eric.
1660 01:10:43,643 01:10:45,980 What the fuck happened to my car? What the fuck happened to my car?
1661 01:10:55,689 01:10:58,993 Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid
1662 01:10:59,026 01:11:03,030 about this big? about this big?
1663 01:11:03,064 01:11:04,564 Not this time. Not this time.
1664 01:11:04,597 01:11:06,701 Have a nice day though. Have a nice day though.
1665 01:11:18,879 01:11:20,781 Lil Eric. Lil Eric.
1666 01:11:26,153 01:11:28,022 Lil Eric. Lil Eric.
1667 01:11:30,291 01:11:32,827 It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at? It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at?
1668 01:11:42,103 01:11:43,804 Fuck. Fuck.
1669 01:11:45,806 01:11:46,807 Let me see your phone. Let me see your phone.
1670 01:11:46,841 01:11:48,575 No. No.
1671 01:11:49,276 01:11:51,746 Then stop filming me. Then stop filming me.
1672 01:11:51,779 01:11:53,914 Stop filming me. Stop filming me.
1673 01:12:25,346 01:12:28,149 Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jackson,
1674 01:12:28,182 01:12:29,750 we found Lil Eric. we found Lil Eric.
1675 01:12:29,784 01:12:31,752 He's at the precinct. He's at the precinct.
1676 01:12:31,786 01:12:33,854 He's fine. He's fine.
1677 01:12:35,688 01:12:37,590 What precinct? What precinct?
1678 01:12:39,927 01:12:42,595 This point got no damn sense. This point got no damn sense.
1679 01:12:43,964 01:12:45,698 Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction, Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction,
1680 01:12:45,733 01:12:46,934 so if I go up in that motherfucker, so if I go up in that motherfucker,
1681 01:12:46,967 01:12:48,668 I might not come out. Okay? I might not come out. Okay?
1682 01:12:48,702 01:12:50,905 So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him. So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him.
1683 01:13:06,720 01:13:08,222 There is a time and place, homie. There is a time and place, homie.
1684 01:13:08,255 01:13:09,656 There's a time and a fucking place. There's a time and a fucking place.
1685 01:13:09,689 01:13:11,125 Did you find him? Did you find him?
1686 01:13:11,158 01:13:13,260 They'll only release him to a legal guardian. They'll only release him to a legal guardian.
1687 01:13:13,294 01:13:15,662 Shit. What if I'm ain't that? Shit. What if I'm ain't that?
1688 01:13:15,695 01:13:18,065 So, I just sneak in to Disney World. So, I just sneak in to Disney World.
1689 01:13:18,099 01:13:19,800 What the fuck you do with my car? What the fuck you do with my car?
1690 01:13:19,834 01:13:22,635 I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse? I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse?
1691 01:13:22,669 01:13:24,171 Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit
1692 01:13:24,205 01:13:25,906 way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now. way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now.
1693 01:13:25,940 01:13:28,742 Well, yeah, we lost the child. Well, yeah, we lost the child.
1694 01:13:31,178 01:13:34,882 Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke. Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke.
1695 01:13:34,915 01:13:37,218 Be free. Be free.
1696 01:13:41,088 01:13:42,923 So, did you call his mom yet? So, did you call his mom yet?
1697 01:13:42,957 01:13:44,191 We don't need to call them. We don't need to call them.
1698 01:13:44,225 01:13:47,228 - Why not? - Because... - Why not? - Because...
1699 01:13:47,261 01:13:50,264 she gonna take that shit to another level. she gonna take that shit to another level.
1700 01:13:52,933 01:13:55,035 And she gonna overreact, And she gonna overreact,
1701 01:13:55,069 01:13:56,669 and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure, and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure,
1702 01:13:56,704 01:13:59,940 man, you gonna fucking piss me off. man, you gonna fucking piss me off.
1703 01:14:01,075 01:14:02,409 So, who you calling? So, who you calling?
1704 01:14:06,280 01:14:07,414 Come here. Come here.
1705 01:14:07,448 01:14:09,316 Hey, come here. Hey, come here.
1706 01:14:09,350 01:14:11,185 No, it's Rachel, No, it's Rachel,
1707 01:14:11,218 01:14:13,354 the girl with the camera. the girl with the camera.
1708 01:14:13,387 01:14:15,189 I'm Asian. I'm Asian.
1709 01:14:15,222 01:14:18,192 Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know, Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know,
1710 01:14:18,225 01:14:21,228 Lil Eric is perfectly fine. Lil Eric is perfectly fine.
1711 01:14:21,262 01:14:22,830 He is in jail, He is in jail,
1712 01:14:22,863 01:14:25,799 but he wasn't arrested. but he wasn't arrested.
1713 01:14:25,833 01:14:27,034 That nerd try to That nerd try to
1714 01:14:27,067 01:14:28,402 question my damn parenting skills, question my damn parenting skills,
1715 01:14:28,435 01:14:30,704 dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave
1716 01:14:30,738 01:14:32,273 and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal. and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal.
1717 01:14:32,306 01:14:33,874 I think his demon is trying I think his demon is trying
1718 01:14:33,908 01:14:35,142 to separate us with you, girl. to separate us with you, girl.
1719 01:14:35,176 01:14:36,877 It ain't no damn demons, momma, It ain't no damn demons, momma,
1720 01:14:36,911 01:14:39,947 we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior. we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior.
1721 01:14:39,980 01:14:41,148 And you don't wanna see it that way. And you don't wanna see it that way.
1722 01:14:41,182 01:14:42,783 You wanna live in the make believes. You wanna live in the make believes.
1723 01:14:42,816 01:14:44,285 I'mma just gonna sip my tea. I'mma just gonna sip my tea.
1724 01:14:44,318 01:14:46,420 If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there. If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there.
1725 01:14:46,453 01:14:49,890 Jesus, you finish Sharea? Jesus, you finish Sharea?
1726 01:14:49,924 01:14:52,459 Don't call me by my government name, nigga. Don't call me by my government name, nigga.
1727 01:14:52,493 01:14:54,094 Are you done? Are you done?
1728 01:14:54,128 01:14:55,930 Are you done? Are you done?
1729 01:14:55,963 01:14:56,964 - No. - Are you done? - No. - Are you done?
1730 01:14:56,997 01:15:00,234 Jesus. Jesus.
1731 01:15:00,267 01:15:02,336 - Check stub please. - Cheryl... - Check stub please. - Cheryl...
1732 01:15:02,369 01:15:04,305 - Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got... - Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got...
1733 01:15:04,338 01:15:06,173 - Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl. - Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl.
1734 01:15:06,207 01:15:07,741 I got them, but I forgot them. I got them, but I forgot them.
1735 01:15:07,775 01:15:09,009 Hmm. I know it's always something with you. Hmm. I know it's always something with you.
1736 01:15:09,043 01:15:10,444 - No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back - No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back
1737 01:15:10,477 01:15:12,012 - to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car. - to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car.
1738 01:15:12,046 01:15:13,314 But then I realized that I might... But then I realized that I might...
1739 01:15:13,347 01:15:14,882 You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today
1740 01:15:14,915 01:15:17,484 because I'm not in the mood. because I'm not in the mood.
1741 01:15:27,394 01:15:29,797 Cheryl. Cheryl.
1742 01:15:31,498 01:15:33,200 Cheryl. Cheryl.
1743 01:15:40,441 01:15:42,009 Cheryl. Cheryl.
1744 01:15:53,120 01:15:55,055 What the fuck you doing up there? What the fuck you doing up there?
1745 01:15:55,089 01:15:57,091 - TJ? - You fucking with that - TJ? - You fucking with that
1746 01:15:57,124 01:15:58,892 - Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - Oh, I got your - Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - Oh, I got your
1747 01:15:58,926 01:16:00,494 - Freddie Mercury right here. - No, thanks, nigga. - Freddie Mercury right here. - No, thanks, nigga.
1748 01:16:00,527 01:16:02,363 - I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this. - I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this.
1749 01:16:02,396 01:16:04,198 Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks. Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks.
1750 01:16:04,231 01:16:05,532 Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off. Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off.
1751 01:16:05,566 01:16:07,001 Yeah. Yeah. You know why, Yeah. Yeah. You know why,
1752 01:16:07,034 01:16:08,535 because she don't want the world to know because she don't want the world to know
1753 01:16:08,569 01:16:10,371 that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter. that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter.
1754 01:16:10,404 01:16:11,872 All right. You about 30 seconds All right. You about 30 seconds
1755 01:16:11,905 01:16:14,441 - from getting choked out, boy. - Boy? - from getting choked out, boy. - Boy?
1756 01:16:14,475 01:16:16,076 Nigga, we don't in the inside no more, Nigga, we don't in the inside no more,
1757 01:16:16,110 01:16:17,544 you fucking around and get your manhood breach you fucking around and get your manhood breach
1758 01:16:17,578 01:16:19,246 - messing with me. - Hey, listen, wait. - messing with me. - Hey, listen, wait.
1759 01:16:19,280 01:16:21,115 You better call will.i.am, nigga, You better call will.i.am, nigga,
1760 01:16:21,148 01:16:23,150 ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me? ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me?
1761 01:16:23,183 01:16:24,518 TJ! What do you want? TJ! What do you want?
1762 01:16:24,551 01:16:26,086 What do you need, TJ? What do you need? What do you need, TJ? What do you need?
1763 01:16:26,120 01:16:27,521 You wanted... you wanted proof of employment You wanted... you wanted proof of employment
1764 01:16:27,554 01:16:30,791 - for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah. - for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah.
1765 01:16:34,295 01:16:36,196 You got this push broom motherfucker You got this push broom motherfucker
1766 01:16:36,230 01:16:37,598 all off in the crib. all off in the crib.
1767 01:16:37,631 01:16:40,167 Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit. Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit.
1768 01:16:40,200 01:16:43,037 TJ. TJ.
1769 01:16:43,070 01:16:46,040 You got check stubs? You got check stubs?
1770 01:16:46,073 01:16:48,008 Nigga, I'm proud of you. Nigga, I'm proud of you.
1771 01:16:48,042 01:16:51,145 I'm proud of you, TJ. I'm proud of you, TJ.
1772 01:16:51,178 01:16:52,946 You can get back to sling blade now. You can get back to sling blade now.
1773 01:17:03,924 01:17:05,359 Don't tell nobody I was in a fight, Don't tell nobody I was in a fight,
1774 01:17:05,392 01:17:07,528 and don't put that shit in my documentary. and don't put that shit in my documentary.
1775 01:17:07,561 01:17:09,229 Why not? Why not?
1776 01:17:09,263 01:17:12,166 Because it's a violation to my parole. Because it's a violation to my parole.
1777 01:17:12,199 01:17:14,168 How long it take for me to wake up? How long it take for me to wake up?
1778 01:17:14,201 01:17:16,937 ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪ ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪
1779 01:17:16,970 01:17:19,540 ♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪ ♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪
1780 01:17:19,573 01:17:22,276 ♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪ ♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪
1781 01:17:22,309 01:17:24,978 ♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪ ♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪
1782 01:17:25,012 01:17:27,481 ♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪ ♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪
1783 01:17:27,514 01:17:30,217 ♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪ ♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪
1784 01:17:30,250 01:17:32,886 ♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪ ♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪
1785 01:17:32,920 01:17:36,056 ♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪ ♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪
1786 01:17:36,090 01:17:37,958 - Watchtower. - Yeah. - Watchtower. - Yeah.
1787 01:17:37,991 01:17:41,261 What do you think about that? What do you think about that?
1788 01:17:41,295 01:17:43,063 Hey, man. Look, nigga, Hey, man. Look, nigga,
1789 01:17:43,097 01:17:45,299 if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level, if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level,
1790 01:17:45,332 01:17:47,501 don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel. don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel.
1791 01:17:47,534 01:17:49,303 You like it or not? You like it or not?
1792 01:17:49,336 01:17:51,338 It was trash, It was trash,
1793 01:17:51,372 01:17:54,208 - like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga, - like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga,
1794 01:17:54,241 01:17:55,642 that version was cold than a can of pussy, that version was cold than a can of pussy,
1795 01:17:55,676 01:17:59,680 eat you that shit, let's do the hood. eat you that shit, let's do the hood.
1796 01:17:59,714 01:18:01,982 This nigga is just disrespectful, man. This nigga is just disrespectful, man.
1797 01:18:02,015 01:18:04,118 Just... Just...
1798 01:18:08,255 01:18:10,524 Hey. Where the fuck is TJ? Hey. Where the fuck is TJ?
1799 01:18:10,557 01:18:12,059 Fuck. Fuck.
1800 01:18:12,092 01:18:15,396 Hey, man, I'm gonna drop for real, Hey, man, I'm gonna drop for real,
1801 01:18:15,429 01:18:17,097 this shit cold, watch out, nigga. this shit cold, watch out, nigga.
1802 01:18:17,131 01:18:18,432 Watchtower. Watchtower.
1803 01:18:18,465 01:18:21,135 Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain. Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain.
1804 01:18:23,036 01:18:24,671 Watchtower. Watchtower.
1805 01:18:27,274 01:18:30,210 Nigga, are you... Nigga, are you...
1806 01:18:30,244 01:18:31,378 where the fuck he go? where the fuck he go?
1807 01:18:31,412 01:18:34,181 Watchtower. Watchtower.
1808 01:18:39,052 01:18:40,487 I'm recording vocals. I'm recording vocals.
1809 01:18:40,521 01:18:42,122 I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
1810 01:18:42,156 01:18:43,290 I don't care if you're recording I don't care if you're recording
1811 01:18:43,323 01:18:44,992 the national motherfucker anthem, the national motherfucker anthem,
1812 01:18:45,025 01:18:47,127 get the fuck out here, TJ. get the fuck out here, TJ.
1813 01:18:47,161 01:18:49,530 You your fucking lot. You your fucking lot.
1814 01:18:51,598 01:18:53,967 My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida, My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida,
1815 01:18:54,001 01:18:56,236 he got arrested on tops he got arrested on tops
1816 01:18:56,270 01:18:58,572 and cheaters, and cheaters,
1817 01:18:58,605 01:19:00,607 punch a girl on the face. punch a girl on the face.
1818 01:19:02,342 01:19:04,445 Ever since then, I've been camera shy. Ever since then, I've been camera shy.
1819 01:19:04,478 01:19:07,448 You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50. You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50.
1820 01:19:07,481 01:19:08,515 What is these, TJ? What is these, TJ?
1821 01:19:08,549 01:19:10,117 I told you. They check stub. I told you. They check stub.
1822 01:19:10,150 01:19:11,251 They counterfeit stubs. They counterfeit stubs.
1823 01:19:11,285 01:19:12,653 I don't know nothing about that. I don't know nothing about that.
1824 01:19:12,686 01:19:14,521 Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job? Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job?
1825 01:19:14,555 01:19:16,323 You was doing so good, and you left? You was doing so good, and you left?
1826 01:19:16,356 01:19:17,759 Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me. Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me.
1827 01:19:17,792 01:19:20,093 I ain't getting shit. I ain't getting shit.
1828 01:19:20,127 01:19:22,229 Hey, get off with that cock. Hey, get off with that cock.
1829 01:19:22,262 01:19:24,732 Hey, take the... you know, move that cock. Hey, take the... you know, move that cock.
1830 01:19:24,766 01:19:26,266 Y'all get his cock on camera? Y'all get his cock on camera?
1831 01:19:26,300 01:19:29,269 You about to get a lot of cock where you going. You about to get a lot of cock where you going.
1832 01:19:30,471 01:19:32,740 Y'all get his cock? Y'all get his cock?
1833 01:19:34,608 01:19:36,343 All right. All right.
1834 01:19:36,376 01:19:40,347 One second, but this the last one. One second, but this the last one.
1835 01:19:40,380 01:19:42,049 All right. Look, uh... All right. Look, uh...
1836 01:19:42,082 01:19:43,785 you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man. you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man.
1837 01:19:43,818 01:19:46,453 That's, you know, that's, that's real, That's, you know, that's, that's real,
1838 01:19:46,487 01:19:48,689 but you got to watch him. but you got to watch him.
1839 01:19:48,723 01:19:50,357 You got to watch him because you don't know You got to watch him because you don't know
1840 01:19:50,390 01:19:51,592 what you're gonna get with TJ. what you're gonna get with TJ.
1841 01:19:51,625 01:19:53,494 You don't know if you gonna get... You don't know if you gonna get...
1842 01:19:53,527 01:19:56,363 if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine. if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine.
1843 01:19:56,396 01:20:00,100 And the terms of TJ's parole, And the terms of TJ's parole,
1844 01:20:00,133 01:20:02,804 honestly, for me... for me, honestly, for me... for me,
1845 01:20:02,837 01:20:05,606 they're pretty reasonable, honestly. they're pretty reasonable, honestly.
1846 01:20:05,639 01:20:08,242 And every day, And every day,
1847 01:20:08,275 01:20:09,744 I ask him, I say the same shit. I ask him, I say the same shit.
1848 01:20:09,777 01:20:13,748 I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling." I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling."
1849 01:20:13,781 01:20:15,182 You know what I get? Legs up. You know what I get? Legs up.
1850 01:20:15,215 01:20:17,150 Then I say, "Okay. Then I say, "Okay.
1851 01:20:17,184 01:20:19,721 What about... what, about community service? What about... what, about community service?
1852 01:20:19,754 01:20:22,356 Did you go to community service? Did you do it?" Did you go to community service? Did you do it?"
1853 01:20:22,389 01:20:24,291 "Oh, I'm a soul train." "Oh, I'm a soul train."
1854 01:20:24,324 01:20:26,393 "What about work?" "What about work?"
1855 01:20:26,426 01:20:29,062 "Yo, am." "Yo, am."
1856 01:20:30,765 01:20:33,267 This nigga. This nigga.
1857 01:20:34,836 01:20:38,438 Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man
1858 01:20:38,472 01:20:40,240 that refused to help himself. that refused to help himself.
1859 01:20:40,274 01:20:42,576 And that's what I got to know. And that's what I got to know.
1860 01:20:42,609 01:20:46,246 You know, that's... You know, that's...
1861 01:20:46,280 01:20:48,649 that's it. So, all right. that's it. So, all right.
1862 01:20:52,152 01:20:53,620 And you know the worst part is that And you know the worst part is that
1863 01:20:53,654 01:20:57,124 I actually believed you. I believed your down shit. I actually believed you. I believed your down shit.
1864 01:20:57,157 01:20:58,826 Do you ever think about getting back into music though? Do you ever think about getting back into music though?
1865 01:20:58,860 01:21:00,862 - TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape? - TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape?
1866 01:21:00,895 01:21:03,430 Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real. Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real.
1867 01:21:03,463 01:21:05,532 Affirmation music Volume 1. Affirmation music Volume 1.
1868 01:21:05,566 01:21:07,200 Hey, you know what, hey, he came back. Hey, you know what, hey, he came back.
1869 01:21:07,234 01:21:08,535 You know what his cock. You know what his cock.
1870 01:21:08,569 01:21:10,404 Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie. Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie.
1871 01:21:10,437 01:21:11,538 Hey, hey Hey, hey
1872 01:21:11,572 01:21:13,307 So get your dog off to prison can, So get your dog off to prison can,
1873 01:21:13,340 01:21:15,175 and this is the things I get from you? and this is the things I get from you?
1874 01:21:15,208 01:21:16,443 Okay. Cool. Okay. Cool.
1875 01:21:16,476 01:21:18,278 - I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga. - I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga.
1876 01:21:18,312 01:21:19,847 - I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws - I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws
1877 01:21:19,881 01:21:22,649 - on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him. - on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him.
1878 01:22:09,229 01:22:10,664 Tell me the truth, and I can help you. Tell me the truth, and I can help you.
1879 01:22:10,697 01:22:12,633 Or you're going back inside. Or you're going back inside.
1880 01:22:12,666 01:22:15,302 We have not used since we got out. We have not used since we got out.
1881 01:22:15,335 01:22:17,537 We have two months to give up in life. We have two months to give up in life.
1882 01:22:17,571 01:22:18,906 I haven't I haven't
1883 01:22:18,940 01:22:20,574 - I don't know what... - Okay. So... - I don't know what... - Okay. So...
1884 01:22:20,607 01:22:22,209 - All the respect, man. - So you both clean? - All the respect, man. - So you both clean?
1885 01:22:22,242 01:22:23,543 - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent.
1886 01:22:23,577 01:22:24,746 - A hundred percent. - Absolutely. - A hundred percent. - Absolutely.
1887 01:22:24,779 01:22:26,213 I'm on I'm on
1888 01:22:26,246 01:22:27,715 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1889 01:22:27,749 01:22:29,751 I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth, I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth,
1890 01:22:29,784 01:22:31,451 or you both taking the piss tests. or you both taking the piss tests.
1891 01:22:31,485 01:22:33,821 Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends, Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends,
1892 01:22:33,855 01:22:35,689 or it's fine. Nothing serious. or it's fine. Nothing serious.
1893 01:22:35,723 01:22:37,591 Don't look at him, look at me. Don't look at him, look at me.
1894 01:22:37,624 01:22:40,594 He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am. He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am.
1895 01:22:45,399 01:22:47,267 You ain't talk to him? You ain't talk to him?
1896 01:22:48,703 01:22:51,939 Well, I'm not surprised. Well, I'm not surprised.
1897 01:22:51,973 01:22:53,507 You know what to do with these? You know what to do with these?
1898 01:22:53,540 01:22:54,641 Cheryl. Cheryl.
1899 01:22:54,675 01:22:57,979 Do you know what to do with those? Do you know what to do with those?
1900 01:22:58,012 01:22:59,212 Okay. Okay.
1901 01:23:03,951 01:23:05,552 Goodbye. Goodbye.
1902 01:23:37,384 01:23:38,318 Hey, watch out. Hey, watch out.
1903 01:23:38,351 01:23:40,021 Oh, shit, he saw us. Oh, shit, he saw us.
1904 01:23:40,054 01:23:41,756 Why didn't you tell me you were out? Why didn't you tell me you were out?
1905 01:23:41,789 01:23:43,490 I think the more distance between you and me, I think the more distance between you and me,
1906 01:23:43,523 01:23:45,358 - the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that? - the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that?
1907 01:23:45,392 01:23:47,729 Watch your tone with me now, boy. Watch your tone with me now, boy.
1908 01:23:47,762 01:23:49,396 Why didn't you call? Why didn't you call?
1909 01:23:50,798 01:23:52,299 - Because Lil Eric... - Because what? - Because Lil Eric... - Because what?
1910 01:23:52,332 01:23:53,735 Because your momma keep making this thing Because your momma keep making this thing
1911 01:23:53,768 01:23:54,902 like everything was my fault. like everything was my fault.
1912 01:23:54,936 01:23:56,636 But it was your fault. But it was your fault.
1913 01:23:56,670 01:23:57,939 The first night you came home, The first night you came home,
1914 01:23:57,972 01:23:59,306 there was no one in the house there was no one in the house
1915 01:23:59,339 01:24:00,574 so you had to sleep in the car. so you had to sleep in the car.
1916 01:24:00,607 01:24:01,743 What did I do? What did I do?
1917 01:24:01,776 01:24:03,343 I came out to sleep in the car too I came out to sleep in the car too
1918 01:24:03,376 01:24:04,712 because I didn't want you to be out there because I didn't want you to be out there
1919 01:24:04,746 01:24:05,913 all by yourself. all by yourself.
1920 01:24:05,947 01:24:07,380 But as soon as we get to the contest, But as soon as we get to the contest,
1921 01:24:07,414 01:24:08,482 what did you do? what did you do?
1922 01:24:08,515 01:24:09,751 You told me to wait in the car You told me to wait in the car
1923 01:24:09,784 01:24:11,451 all by myself for some stupid all by myself for some stupid
1924 01:24:11,485 01:24:13,587 Toastmaster thing that turned out to be... Toastmaster thing that turned out to be...
1925 01:24:13,620 01:24:15,689 But what you ain't even realizing is that great success But what you ain't even realizing is that great success
1926 01:24:15,723 01:24:18,391 - requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success? - requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success?
1927 01:24:18,425 01:24:20,594 If the only one benefitting from it is you, If the only one benefitting from it is you,
1928 01:24:20,627 01:24:22,596 how great can it be? how great can it be?
1929 01:24:32,940 01:24:36,010 Oh, whose bike is that? Oh, whose bike is that?
1930 01:24:39,747 01:24:41,348 Boy. Boy.
1931 01:24:41,381 01:24:42,884 You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed. You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed.
1932 01:24:47,889 01:24:49,322 Put it down. Put it down.
1933 01:24:49,356 01:24:50,825 Put it down now. Put it down now.
1934 01:25:09,043 01:25:11,611 Oh, why are you so skinny, boy? Oh, why are you so skinny, boy?
1935 01:25:11,645 01:25:13,014 I've been riding my bicycle, Momma. I've been riding my bicycle, Momma.
1936 01:25:13,047 01:25:14,849 Oh. Oh.
1937 01:25:30,630 01:25:31,999 I saw this blog and it said that... I saw this blog and it said that...
1938 01:25:33,134 01:25:34,534 ...this was good for the arthritis. ...this was good for the arthritis.
1939 01:25:35,837 01:25:37,738 - You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. - You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
1940 01:25:37,772 01:25:38,739 - Ooh. - Okay. - Ooh. - Okay.
1941 01:25:39,907 01:25:42,877 So, what exactly are you interested in? So, what exactly are you interested in?
1942 01:25:42,910 01:25:43,911 Like, what's your passion? Like, what's your passion?
1943 01:25:43,945 01:25:46,479 What do you wanna do? What do you wanna do?
1944 01:25:46,513 01:25:48,648 I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle. I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle.
1945 01:25:48,682 01:25:50,483 Hmm. Okay. Hmm. Okay.
1946 01:25:50,517 01:25:52,519 So, then we need to look at your transcripts, So, then we need to look at your transcripts,
1947 01:25:52,552 01:25:55,122 let's see what courses that you already took. let's see what courses that you already took.
1948 01:25:55,156 01:25:57,124 I see you took time to speak, I see you took time to speak,
1949 01:25:57,158 01:25:58,658 and you're in regular English. and you're in regular English.
1950 01:25:58,692 01:26:00,493 Maybe you should get into English AP Maybe you should get into English AP
1951 01:26:00,527 01:26:03,030 to kind of learn grammar. to kind of learn grammar.
1952 01:26:03,064 01:26:04,531 Legs up. Legs up.
1953 01:26:04,564 01:26:06,433 - Okay. - Listen. - Okay. - Listen.
1954 01:26:06,466 01:26:08,169 If you put a black woman's baby in danger, If you put a black woman's baby in danger,
1955 01:26:08,202 01:26:11,138 she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick. she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick.
1956 01:26:11,172 01:26:13,975 And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father
1957 01:26:14,008 01:26:17,544 to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was. to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was.
1958 01:26:17,577 01:26:18,913 Now, he ain't perfect, Now, he ain't perfect,
1959 01:26:18,946 01:26:21,082 but he's trying. but he's trying.
1960 01:26:21,115 01:26:22,717 Oh. Oh.
1961 01:26:22,750 01:26:26,954 Um, I only had two prayers. Um, I only had two prayers.
1962 01:26:26,988 01:26:29,790 One was to see my family unified One was to see my family unified
1963 01:26:29,824 01:26:31,424 under the blood of Jesus. under the blood of Jesus.
1964 01:26:31,458 01:26:32,727 Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.
1965 01:26:34,461 01:26:36,496 What's the other one, Momma? What's the other one, Momma?
1966 01:26:36,529 01:26:38,799 A big house with a pool A big house with a pool
1967 01:26:38,833 01:26:42,970 so that we can live together comfortably. so that we can live together comfortably.
1968 01:26:43,004 01:26:44,105 But as long as we're together, But as long as we're together,
1969 01:26:44,138 01:26:45,505 I don't need no pool. I don't need no pool.
1970 01:26:45,538 01:26:47,174 I do. I do.
1971 01:26:47,208 01:26:48,642 - Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy. - Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy.
1972 01:26:48,675 01:26:50,577 "I do." "I do."
1973 01:26:54,547 01:26:57,484 - Here we go. - Ooh. Yes. - Here we go. - Ooh. Yes.
1974 01:26:57,517 01:26:59,586 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
1975 01:26:59,619 01:27:01,521 Y'all put down your cameras and come here. Y'all put down your cameras and come here.
1976 01:27:01,554 01:27:03,090 - Come on. - Is it enough for now? - Come on. - Is it enough for now?
1977 01:27:03,124 01:27:05,226 Seriously? Seriously?
1978 01:27:05,259 01:27:07,028 Y'all stop acting up now. Y'all stop acting up now.
1979 01:27:07,061 01:27:09,030 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
1980 01:27:12,532 01:27:16,503 Lord, we ask you to bless this food, Lord, we ask you to bless this food,
1981 01:27:16,536 01:27:18,806 and we ask you to bless the white people and we ask you to bless the white people
1982 01:27:18,839 01:27:20,174 at this table. at this table.
1983 01:27:20,207 01:27:21,242 Amen. Amen.
1984 01:27:21,275 01:27:23,044 - Amen. - All right. - Amen. - All right.
1985 01:27:23,077 01:27:24,644 Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay? Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay?
1986 01:27:24,678 01:27:26,080 What's wrong with the forks, What's wrong with the forks,
1987 01:27:26,113 01:27:27,982 why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus. why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus.
1988 01:27:28,015 01:27:29,649 Let me tell y'all something, man. Let me tell y'all something, man.
1989 01:27:29,683 01:27:31,018 One thing my nephew I would like to call it One thing my nephew I would like to call it
1990 01:27:31,052 01:27:32,987 my little guru made me realize is my little guru made me realize is
1991 01:27:33,020 01:27:34,722 the whole point of being a life coach the whole point of being a life coach
1992 01:27:34,755 01:27:36,157 is to help others, you know? is to help others, you know?
1993 01:27:36,190 01:27:38,993 Mainly my family and my community, Mainly my family and my community,
1994 01:27:39,026 01:27:40,962 heard me. heard me.
1995 01:27:40,995 01:27:45,266 and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race. and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race.
1996 01:27:45,299 01:27:47,034 Then what's a million dollars to a slave Then what's a million dollars to a slave
1997 01:27:47,068 01:27:49,602 if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard? if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard?
1998 01:27:49,636 01:27:52,539 She own the tall white boy She own the tall white boy
1999 01:27:52,572 01:27:54,008 with the big carwash mustache. with the big carwash mustache.
2000 01:27:54,041 01:27:55,810 He's already been asked to resign. He's already been asked to resign.
2001 01:27:55,843 01:27:57,111 What up, Levaughn? What up, Levaughn?
2002 01:27:57,144 01:27:58,245 Levaughn? Levaughn?
2003 01:27:58,279 01:28:01,681 What up, nigga? What up, nigga?
2004 01:28:01,716 01:28:02,984 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
2005 01:28:03,017 01:28:06,787 Boy, what happenin', Boy, what happenin',
2006 01:28:06,821 01:28:09,256 I here because I care about y'all. I here because I care about y'all.
2007 01:28:09,290 01:28:11,826 Tune, as far as I'm concerned, Tune, as far as I'm concerned,
2008 01:28:11,859 01:28:14,594 someone fucked up on their life already. someone fucked up on their life already.
2009 01:28:14,627 01:28:16,130 But me, for me, But me, for me,
2010 01:28:16,163 01:28:18,265 I was a master fuck-up-ist. I was a master fuck-up-ist.
2011 01:28:18,299 01:28:19,566 And this man changed my life. And this man changed my life.
2012 01:28:19,599 01:28:21,168 So that it could change yours. So that it could change yours.
2013 01:28:21,202 01:28:23,536 It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know. It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know.
2014 01:28:23,570 01:28:24,939 a matter of paying attention. a matter of paying attention.
2015 01:28:24,972 01:28:27,607 I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man, I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man,
2016 01:28:27,640 01:28:29,710 because every time so, but yo, because every time so, but yo,
2017 01:28:29,744 01:28:31,979 I want to bring my brethren right now, I want to bring my brethren right now,
2018 01:28:32,013 01:28:33,014 no other than no other than
2019 01:28:33,047 01:28:34,982 Tijuana Jackson. Tijuana Jackson.
2020 01:28:35,016 01:28:37,084 Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade. Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade.
2021 01:28:37,118 01:28:38,152 You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
2022 01:28:38,185 01:28:39,787 That's Toucan fam right there. That's Toucan fam right there.
2023 01:28:39,820 01:28:43,224 It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me. It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me.
2024 01:28:43,257 01:28:45,760 I didn't get it. I didn't get it.
2025 01:28:45,793 01:28:47,328 Took getting cursed out by my nephew, Took getting cursed out by my nephew,
2026 01:28:47,361 01:28:50,197 I call him my guru, Lil Eric, I call him my guru, Lil Eric,
2027 01:28:50,231 01:28:51,732 to realize that my success would come to realize that my success would come
2028 01:28:51,766 01:28:53,701 from being selfless, from being selfless,
2029 01:28:53,734 01:28:55,036 not selfish. not selfish.
2030 01:28:55,069 01:28:57,138 Uh-hmm. Uh-hmm.
2031 01:28:57,171 01:28:59,040 Because when you got a sense of purpose, Because when you got a sense of purpose,
2032 01:28:59,073 01:29:02,109 you gotta service more than just you. you gotta service more than just you.
2033 01:29:03,676 01:29:05,713 Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh? Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh?
2034 01:29:05,746 01:29:07,181 Well, hold on, niggas, Well, hold on, niggas,
2035 01:29:07,214 01:29:09,682 because I'm deep like giraffe pussy. because I'm deep like giraffe pussy.
2036 01:29:09,717 01:29:11,285 And what if I told you And what if I told you
2037 01:29:11,318 01:29:15,122 that every nigga in here got a purpose? that every nigga in here got a purpose?
2038 01:29:15,156 01:29:19,794 And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life? And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life?
2039 01:29:19,827 01:29:22,863 I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday. I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday.
2040 01:29:22,897 01:29:25,665 - Uh-hmm. - Yeah. - Uh-hmm. - Yeah.
2041 01:29:25,698 01:29:27,268 When I was 13 years old, When I was 13 years old,
2042 01:29:27,301 01:29:30,004 my uncle tried to put his finger my uncle tried to put his finger
2043 01:29:30,037 01:29:31,739 in my asshole while I was asleep, in my asshole while I was asleep,
2044 01:29:31,772 01:29:34,275 but I caught him. but I caught him.
2045 01:29:34,308 01:29:35,810 Took about seven hours of surgery Took about seven hours of surgery
2046 01:29:35,843 01:29:37,677 to get my foot out of his fucking larynx, to get my foot out of his fucking larynx,
2047 01:29:37,711 01:29:40,613 fucked that nigga voice box up good. fucked that nigga voice box up good.
2048 01:29:41,849 01:29:45,386 To this day when he talks, he sound like... To this day when he talks, he sound like...
2049 01:29:45,419 01:29:47,822 uh, what's the name of the, uh... uh, what's the name of the, uh...
2050 01:29:47,855 01:29:49,190 What? What?
2051 01:29:49,223 01:29:50,958 What's the name of the big old buff nigga What's the name of the big old buff nigga
2052 01:29:50,991 01:29:53,327 with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys? with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys?
2053 01:29:53,360 01:29:55,996 Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s? Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s?
2054 01:29:56,030 01:29:58,065 Had all the hit... Macy Gray, Had all the hit... Macy Gray,
2055 01:29:58,099 01:29:59,133 he sound like that nigga. he sound like that nigga.
2056 01:29:59,166 01:30:00,334 Quiet! Quiet!
2057 01:30:00,367 01:30:01,735 Y'all go ahead and laugh, Y'all go ahead and laugh,
2058 01:30:01,769 01:30:02,903 but that's why I brought up my uncle but that's why I brought up my uncle
2059 01:30:02,937 01:30:04,738 and his big-ass fingers. and his big-ass fingers.
2060 01:30:04,772 01:30:08,675 Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose. Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose.
2061 01:30:08,709 01:30:11,278 So when y'all get up out these blocks, So when y'all get up out these blocks,
2062 01:30:11,312 01:30:13,047 don't seek success. don't seek success.
2063 01:30:13,080 01:30:14,815 Seek purpose, Seek purpose,
2064 01:30:14,849 01:30:16,750 and let success find you. and let success find you.
2065 01:30:16,784 01:30:18,919 Because success, Because success,
2066 01:30:18,953 01:30:21,088 that's just an illusion. that's just an illusion.
2067 01:30:21,122 01:30:22,655 Purpose, Purpose,
2068 01:30:22,689 01:30:24,325 that's the motherfucking conclusion, that's the motherfucking conclusion,
2069 01:30:24,358 01:30:25,826 heard me? heard me?
2070 01:30:33,901 01:30:36,103 I take it you two are in good terms again? I take it you two are in good terms again?
2071 01:30:36,137 01:30:37,771 Well, uh, we, uh... Well, uh, we, uh...
2072 01:30:37,805 01:30:39,907 we have... we have an understanding. we have... we have an understanding.
2073 01:30:39,940 01:30:41,842 Any plans for the future? Any plans for the future?
2074 01:30:41,876 01:30:44,345 Well, I mean, for me, you know, Well, I mean, for me, you know,
2075 01:30:44,378 01:30:45,980 I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach, I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach,
2076 01:30:46,013 01:30:47,414 you gotta be a life coach 24/7 you gotta be a life coach 24/7
2077 01:30:47,448 01:30:49,783 because life is a full-time job, you know? because life is a full-time job, you know?
2078 01:30:49,817 01:30:51,285 So you don't get no off days on life, So you don't get no off days on life,
2079 01:30:51,318 01:30:53,220 and once this Prison Logic take off, and once this Prison Logic take off,
2080 01:30:53,254 01:30:54,955 you know, phone gonna be ringing like you know, phone gonna be ringing like
2081 01:30:54,989 01:30:56,357 the second hand, heard me? the second hand, heard me?
2082 01:30:56,390 01:30:58,325 You know, like the second hand You know, like the second hand
2083 01:30:58,359 01:30:59,860 because the second hand go around the clock. because the second hand go around the clock.
2084 01:30:59,894 01:31:01,795 Why you always gotta speak in parables? Why you always gotta speak in parables?
2085 01:31:01,829 01:31:03,797 You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off? You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off?
2086 01:31:03,831 01:31:04,965 I'll think about it. I'll think about it.
2087 01:31:04,999 01:31:06,267 What you mean you gonna think about it? What you mean you gonna think about it?
2088 01:31:06,300 01:31:10,004 Do you need me to speak in parables, too? Do you need me to speak in parables, too?
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2090 01:32:04,925 01:32:06,493 - Drop me. - I got you. - Drop me. - I got you.
2091 01:32:06,527 01:32:08,996 Well done. Well done.
2092 01:32:09,029 01:32:11,131 I should have you train my staff. I should have you train my staff.
2093 01:32:11,165 01:32:13,067 I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint, I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint,
2094 01:32:13,100 01:32:14,468 used to have to put him on the toilet used to have to put him on the toilet
2095 01:32:14,501 01:32:15,970 and put stool out of whenever and put stool out of whenever
2096 01:32:16,003 01:32:19,940 they fed us that nutraloaf. they fed us that nutraloaf.
2097 01:32:19,974 01:32:21,875 I remember TJ saying to me I remember TJ saying to me
2098 01:32:21,909 01:32:23,510 excuse me, Mr. Jackson excuse me, Mr. Jackson
2099 01:32:23,544 01:32:26,847 saying to me when I was going through my divorce, saying to me when I was going through my divorce,
2100 01:32:26,880 01:32:30,217 "Sam," and I quote, "Sam," and I quote,
2101 01:32:30,251 01:32:32,820 "You too good for that chicken-head skank. "You too good for that chicken-head skank.
2102 01:32:32,853 01:32:34,555 She be creeping." She be creeping."
2103 01:32:34,588 01:32:36,490 And I knew exactly what he meant. And I knew exactly what he meant.
2104 01:32:36,523 01:32:39,860 May I see your license and registration, please? May I see your license and registration, please?
2105 01:32:43,864 01:32:45,532 Fuck, he's acting out, Fuck, he's acting out,
2106 01:32:45,566 01:32:47,968 nigga, look like nigga, look like
2107 01:32:48,002 01:32:50,004 any time you all need me, just call that number. any time you all need me, just call that number.
2108 01:32:50,037 01:32:51,472 Are you guys filming something? Are you guys filming something?
2109 01:32:51,505 01:32:53,240 - Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about? - Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about?
2110 01:32:53,274 01:32:54,341 About my life. It's about... About my life. It's about...
2111 01:32:54,375 01:32:56,810 Well, I'm a filmmaker, too. Well, I'm a filmmaker, too.
2112 01:32:56,844 01:32:58,245 It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem
2113 01:32:58,279 01:32:59,513 when you got a bigger motherfucker when you got a bigger motherfucker
2114 01:32:59,546 01:33:01,248 twice your size and put on the condom. twice your size and put on the condom.
2115 01:33:01,282 01:33:03,584 You wanna get honest about it. You wanna get honest about it.
2116 01:33:04,952 01:33:05,986 You okay, Momma? You okay, Momma?
2117 01:33:09,590 01:33:11,125 TJ, stop! TJ, stop!
2118 01:33:14,428 01:33:15,896 I'm about to hit a funny bone. I'm about to hit a funny bone.
2119 01:33:15,929 01:33:18,032 S-U-I-C-I-D-E. S-U-I-C-I-D-E.
2120 01:33:18,065 01:33:19,400 Suicide. Suicide.
2121 01:33:19,433 01:33:23,103 Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed
2122 01:33:23,137 01:33:26,340 to the immediate demise of my endeavors. to the immediate demise of my endeavors.
2123 01:33:26,373 01:33:28,242 Suicide. Suicide.
2124 01:33:35,549 01:33:37,985 I need to go out and get the okay. I need to go out and get the okay.
2125 01:33:38,018 01:33:39,520 I'm gonna get the back leg. I'm gonna get the back leg.
2126 01:33:39,553 01:33:41,388 I'm gonna get the finger pop. I'm gonna get the finger pop.
2127 01:33:41,422 01:33:42,456 I'm gonna get the dungarees, I'm gonna get the dungarees,
2128 01:33:42,489 01:33:44,425 I want no clean up. I want no clean up.
2129 01:33:49,563 01:33:51,031 It shouldn't take this long It shouldn't take this long
2130 01:33:51,065 01:33:53,634 to hand out some flyers. to hand out some flyers.
2131 01:35:49,149 01:35:50,752 Well, at one point, did you say to yourself, Well, at one point, did you say to yourself,
2132 01:35:50,785 01:35:52,453 "We have a hit documentary on our hands"? "We have a hit documentary on our hands"?
2133 01:35:52,486 01:35:53,454 At no point. At no point.
2134 01:35:53,487 01:35:55,322 Oh, I thought right away. Oh, I thought right away.
2135 01:35:55,355 01:35:56,657 Well, it started out as a class assignment, Well, it started out as a class assignment,
2136 01:35:56,690 01:35:58,492 just a 10-minute short, but... just a 10-minute short, but...
2137 01:35:58,525 01:36:00,594 Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a... Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a...
2138 01:36:00,627 01:36:02,362 like a whole documentary. like a whole documentary.
2139 01:36:02,396 01:36:03,564 How did you do that? How did you do that?
2140 01:36:03,597 01:36:05,165 Well, he made us see that whether Well, he made us see that whether
2141 01:36:05,199 01:36:06,533 it's a class assignment, it's a class assignment,
2142 01:36:06,567 01:36:09,036 family engagement, community service, family engagement, community service,
2143 01:36:09,069 01:36:10,504 what's most often asked of us what's most often asked of us
2144 01:36:10,537 01:36:12,573 is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more. is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more.
2145 01:36:12,606 01:36:13,741 Hey, you always gotta give credit Hey, you always gotta give credit
2146 01:36:13,775 01:36:16,276 - to the white folks. - I'm not white. - to the white folks. - I'm not white.
2147 01:36:16,310 01:36:17,678 And you were in prison when we filmed this. And you were in prison when we filmed this.
2148 01:36:17,712 01:36:19,613 Yeah. They only wanna interview you. Yeah. They only wanna interview you.
2149 01:36:19,646 01:36:20,614 Man, just drink your juice. Man, just drink your juice.
2150 01:36:20,647 01:36:21,615 That's okay, though. That's okay, though.
2151 01:36:21,648 01:36:22,649 Who got the book deal Who got the book deal
2152 01:36:22,683 01:36:23,751 and the merchandising deal? and the merchandising deal?
2153 01:36:23,785 01:36:25,285 - Matter of fact... - Oh... - Matter of fact... - Oh...
2154 01:36:25,319 01:36:26,687 ...mixtape out too, cop that. ...mixtape out too, cop that.
2155 01:36:26,721 01:36:28,388 Why are you being a little dramatic? Why are you being a little dramatic?
2156 01:36:28,422 01:36:30,157 Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here. Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here.
2157 01:36:30,190 01:36:31,592 - That's okay, momma. - They really want it. - That's okay, momma. - They really want it.
2158 01:36:31,625 01:36:33,026 Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy, Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy,
2159 01:36:33,060 01:36:34,461 I won't get the keys to the city now. I won't get the keys to the city now.
2160 01:36:34,495 01:36:35,629 - Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right? - Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right?
2161 01:36:35,662 01:36:36,764 You're too close. Get in the back. You're too close. Get in the back.
2162 01:36:36,798 01:36:37,431 momma. momma.