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1 | 00:00:28,660 | 00:00:33,660 | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org |
2 | 00:00:37,004 | 00:00:41,575 | Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial. | Middle finger to the judges because I ain't on trial. |
3 | 00:00:41,608 | 00:00:43,577 | Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot | Props Caitlyn Jenner because there's a lot |
4 | 00:00:43,610 | 00:00:45,545 | of bitch niggas that's still in denial. | of bitch niggas that's still in denial. |
5 | 00:00:48,448 | 00:00:50,517 | - Yeah, dope on that. - Uh-hmm. | - Yeah, dope on that. - Uh-hmm. |
6 | 00:00:50,550 | 00:00:52,319 | Put a sponge on that. | Put a sponge on that. |
7 | 00:00:52,352 | 00:00:55,355 | They call me boomerang dick because I come on back. | They call me boomerang dick because I come on back. |
8 | 00:00:58,592 | 00:01:00,627 | They going out for the mom like... | They going out for the mom like... |
9 | 00:01:00,660 | 00:01:02,462 | - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. | - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. |
10 | 00:01:02,496 | 00:01:05,499 | I'm going in like two fingers on prom night. | I'm going in like two fingers on prom night. |
11 | 00:01:10,004 | 00:01:13,074 | I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors. | I get my inspiration from my folks and ancestors. |
12 | 00:01:15,375 | 00:01:16,744 | Me and my family stick together | Me and my family stick together |
13 | 00:01:16,778 | 00:01:18,079 | like thighs on pressure. | like thighs on pressure. |
14 | 00:01:21,481 | 00:01:22,482 | Bar. | Bar. |
15 | 00:01:27,989 | 00:01:29,724 | My name is Rachel Cho. | My name is Rachel Cho. |
16 | 00:01:29,757 | 00:01:31,491 | But my friends call me Rache. | But my friends call me Rache. |
17 | 00:01:31,525 | 00:01:33,393 | Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one | Pretty soon, I'll be graduating from one |
18 | 00:01:33,426 | 00:01:35,997 | of the top universities in the country. | of the top universities in the country. |
19 | 00:01:36,030 | 00:01:37,697 | I have so much to look forward to. | I have so much to look forward to. |
20 | 00:01:37,732 | 00:01:39,366 | I'm moving back in with my parents | I'm moving back in with my parents |
21 | 00:01:39,399 | 00:01:40,735 | and I'll probably start waiting tables | and I'll probably start waiting tables |
22 | 00:01:40,768 | 00:01:42,402 | to help pay off my student loans. | to help pay off my student loans. |
23 | 00:01:42,435 | 00:01:44,538 | Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared | Surprisingly, this is the same plan shared |
24 | 00:01:44,571 | 00:01:46,606 | by much of my graduating class. | by much of my graduating class. |
25 | 00:01:46,640 | 00:01:48,408 | We're having to come to terms with the fact | We're having to come to terms with the fact |
26 | 00:01:48,441 | 00:01:51,444 | that college debt does not miraculously blossom | that college debt does not miraculously blossom |
27 | 00:01:51,478 | 00:01:52,880 | into a promising career. | into a promising career. |
28 | 00:01:52,914 | 00:01:55,448 | In fact, college debt and promising careers | In fact, college debt and promising careers |
29 | 00:01:55,482 | 00:01:58,052 | have no relation, whatsoever. | have no relation, whatsoever. |
30 | 00:01:58,085 | 00:02:00,353 | I've maintained a 3.4 GPA | I've maintained a 3.4 GPA |
31 | 00:02:00,387 | 00:02:01,823 | and done everything I was told to do, | and done everything I was told to do, |
32 | 00:02:01,856 | 00:02:03,958 | but I don't think it's working. | but I don't think it's working. |
33 | 00:02:03,991 | 00:02:06,060 | You know what's even more depressing? | You know what's even more depressing? |
34 | 00:02:06,093 | 00:02:08,461 | Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic | Reading the blog of a felon who's more optimistic |
35 | 00:02:08,495 | 00:02:10,798 | about his future than I am of mine. | about his future than I am of mine. |
36 | 00:02:10,832 | 00:02:12,066 | I'm talking about a man who spent... | I'm talking about a man who spent... |
37 | 00:02:12,099 | 00:02:13,600 | - Careful. - ...more years | - Careful. - ...more years |
38 | 00:02:13,633 | 00:02:15,602 | in confinement than I've been alive. | in confinement than I've been alive. |
39 | 00:02:15,635 | 00:02:16,771 | This is nuts. | This is nuts. |
40 | 00:02:16,804 | 00:02:18,072 | And he has a clear vision | And he has a clear vision |
41 | 00:02:18,105 | 00:02:19,506 | for his future than anyone I know. | for his future than anyone I know. |
42 | 00:02:19,539 | 00:02:20,708 | More, more, more, more. | More, more, more, more. |
43 | 00:02:20,741 | 00:02:21,943 | Including my professors. | Including my professors. |
44 | 00:02:21,976 | 00:02:23,510 | Stop. | Stop. |
45 | 00:02:23,543 | 00:02:24,912 | I have to meet this man face to face. | I have to meet this man face to face. |
46 | 00:02:24,946 | 00:02:26,781 | Got it. | Got it. |
47 | 00:02:26,814 | 00:02:28,149 | My final film assignment | My final film assignment |
48 | 00:02:28,182 | 00:02:29,851 | is a 10-minute short | is a 10-minute short |
49 | 00:02:29,884 | 00:02:31,719 | which explores the contrast between my bleak... | which explores the contrast between my bleak... |
50 | 00:02:31,752 | 00:02:33,420 | Hello? | Hello? |
51 | 00:02:33,453 | 00:02:35,790 | ...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad | ...uncertainty as a soon-to-be college grad |
52 | 00:02:35,823 | 00:02:38,860 | and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict | and the adrenalizing confidence of a convict |
53 | 00:02:38,893 | 00:02:40,761 | soon to be paroled from here. | soon to be paroled from here. |
54 | 00:02:40,795 | 00:02:44,431 | The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility. | The Miami-Daye Correctional Facility. |
55 | 00:02:44,464 | 00:02:46,666 | The optimism in your blog is... | The optimism in your blog is... |
56 | 00:02:46,701 | 00:02:48,903 | Hotter than Sriracha. | Hotter than Sriracha. |
57 | 00:02:48,936 | 00:02:50,637 | That works too. | That works too. |
58 | 00:02:50,670 | 00:02:52,606 | It's actually what inspired me to interview you. | It's actually what inspired me to interview you. |
59 | 00:02:52,639 | 00:02:54,141 | If that shit inspired you, | If that shit inspired you, |
60 | 00:02:54,175 | 00:02:57,111 | I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw." | I got this seminar called, "What You See Is What You Saw." |
61 | 00:02:57,144 | 00:02:58,980 | That shit go hard in the paint. | That shit go hard in the paint. |
62 | 00:02:59,013 | 00:03:00,147 | Can you perform some of it? | Can you perform some of it? |
63 | 00:03:00,181 | 00:03:01,148 | Maybe I can put it in my short. | Maybe I can put it in my short. |
64 | 00:03:01,182 | 00:03:02,817 | I can a little bit. | I can a little bit. |
65 | 00:03:02,850 | 00:03:04,551 | I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set. | I can make you a little... hot little 10-minute set. |
66 | 00:03:04,584 | 00:03:06,020 | Okay. Here go a little piece I just... | Okay. Here go a little piece I just... |
67 | 00:03:06,053 | 00:03:07,121 | I just finished off. | I just finished off. |
68 | 00:03:07,154 | 00:03:09,824 | But it's a little story of hope. | But it's a little story of hope. |
69 | 00:03:09,857 | 00:03:13,493 | I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy, | I once knew this kid, 10-year-old boy, |
70 | 00:03:13,526 | 00:03:16,130 | and his parents named him Monica. | and his parents named him Monica. |
71 | 00:03:16,163 | 00:03:19,033 | They thought naming him Monica would help build character. | They thought naming him Monica would help build character. |
72 | 00:03:19,066 | 00:03:23,905 | And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica. | And they spelled the shit M-Y-N-I-G-G-A, Monica. |
73 | 00:03:23,938 | 00:03:26,107 | All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down. | All right, TJ. Sit the fuck down. |
74 | 00:03:26,140 | 00:03:28,943 | Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar. | Oh, I asked him to perform a little bit of his seminar. |
75 | 00:03:28,976 | 00:03:30,443 | Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it | Yes, ma'am. And I'm telling him to do it |
76 | 00:03:30,477 | 00:03:31,879 | with his ass in the seat. | with his ass in the seat. |
77 | 00:03:31,913 | 00:03:33,680 | Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview. | Make me say it again, there's not gonna be an interview. |
78 | 00:03:33,714 | 00:03:35,482 | Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money, | Actually, come tomorrow and collect that Gate Money, |
79 | 00:03:35,515 | 00:03:36,984 | - so you know. - What's "Gate Money?" | - so you know. - What's "Gate Money?" |
80 | 00:03:37,018 | 00:03:38,719 | You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket. | You give like a hundred dollars in a bus ticket. |
81 | 00:03:38,753 | 00:03:40,453 | You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison, | You know what I'm saying? When you get out of prison, |
82 | 00:03:40,487 | 00:03:41,722 | this is the way if you want, you know. | this is the way if you want, you know. |
83 | 00:03:41,756 | 00:03:42,957 | We can do this interview in the fresh air | We can do this interview in the fresh air |
84 | 00:03:42,990 | 00:03:44,191 | while I smoke my Newport. | while I smoke my Newport. |
85 | 00:03:44,225 | 00:03:46,160 | - What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down. | - What did I say, TJ? - I'm sitting down. |
86 | 00:03:46,193 | 00:03:48,062 | All right. I'm sitting down. | All right. I'm sitting down. |
87 | 00:03:48,095 | 00:03:49,764 | - Come on. - I was sitting down. | - Come on. - I was sitting down. |
88 | 00:03:49,797 | 00:03:51,531 | - Roll over. - That's what I was doing. | - Roll over. - That's what I was doing. |
89 | 00:03:51,564 | 00:03:52,833 | Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up. | Nigga, hold up. Look, wait, wait, hold up. |
90 | 00:03:52,867 | 00:03:55,036 | Are you serious? Excuse me. | Are you serious? Excuse me. |
91 | 00:03:55,069 | 00:03:57,038 | Turn over, TJ. Turn over. | Turn over, TJ. Turn over. |
92 | 00:03:57,071 | 00:03:58,538 | You're getting this shit on camera? | You're getting this shit on camera? |
93 | 00:03:58,571 | 00:04:00,074 | You're getting this shit on camera? | You're getting this shit on camera? |
94 | 00:04:00,107 | 00:04:01,809 | - You see how they do? - Why are you trying | - You see how they do? - Why are you trying |
95 | 00:04:01,842 | 00:04:03,476 | to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up. | to fuck this up, TJ? You're fucking it up. |
96 | 00:04:03,510 | 00:04:05,012 | - Okay. - What is your problem? | - Okay. - What is your problem? |
97 | 00:04:05,046 | 00:04:06,513 | We have a permit to film this. | We have a permit to film this. |
98 | 00:04:06,546 | 00:04:07,815 | Do you have a permit to film me? | Do you have a permit to film me? |
99 | 00:04:07,848 | 00:04:09,150 | I do not think so. Shut that thing off. | I do not think so. Shut that thing off. |
100 | 00:04:09,183 | 00:04:10,517 | Serious? | Serious? |
101 | 00:04:10,550 | 00:04:12,552 | - See how they do? - You got him. | - See how they do? - You got him. |
102 | 00:04:12,585 | 00:04:14,088 | Enjoy. | Enjoy. |
103 | 00:04:14,121 | 00:04:15,222 | - Hey. - Prime time TV. | - Hey. - Prime time TV. |
104 | 00:04:16,290 | 00:04:18,826 | I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but... | I appreciate you sticking up for a nigga, you know, but... |
105 | 00:04:18,859 | 00:04:20,660 | this is what they do. | this is what they do. |
106 | 00:04:20,694 | 00:04:23,230 | You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me? | You know, they'll come tomorrow, TJ on their skip duty. Heard me? |
107 | 00:04:23,264 | 00:04:26,100 | Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you? | Shouldn't Officer Layne be reported for kicking you? |
108 | 00:04:26,133 | 00:04:27,835 | What about the next inmate? | What about the next inmate? |
109 | 00:04:27,868 | 00:04:28,869 | What about him? | What about him? |
110 | 00:04:30,004 | 00:04:31,906 | Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up | Let's say I file a complaint, it make it all the way up |
111 | 00:04:31,939 | 00:04:33,174 | to the Inspector General's office. | to the Inspector General's office. |
112 | 00:04:33,207 | 00:04:35,943 | Still it's my word against white folks. | Still it's my word against white folks. |
113 | 00:04:35,977 | 00:04:37,544 | First time in my life, I can see the light | First time in my life, I can see the light |
114 | 00:04:37,577 | 00:04:38,946 | at the end of the fucking tunnel. | at the end of the fucking tunnel. |
115 | 00:04:38,980 | 00:04:41,614 | It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark. | It ain't just some nigga burning a cigarette in the dark. |
116 | 00:04:41,648 | 00:04:42,615 | You heard me? | You heard me? |
117 | 00:04:42,649 | 00:04:43,784 | So, I got to decide. | So, I got to decide. |
118 | 00:04:43,818 | 00:04:46,087 | Do I want justice or do I want freedom? | Do I want justice or do I want freedom? |
119 | 00:04:46,120 | 00:04:49,223 | - Why not both? - Both? | - Why not both? - Both? |
120 | 00:04:49,256 | 00:04:51,658 | You're a vegan or something, huh? | You're a vegan or something, huh? |
121 | 00:04:51,691 | 00:04:52,960 | Well, she wild as shit. | Well, she wild as shit. |
122 | 00:04:52,994 | 00:04:54,795 | People always seem amazed with the fact | People always seem amazed with the fact |
123 | 00:04:54,829 | 00:04:56,297 | that I could be so, you know, | that I could be so, you know, |
124 | 00:04:56,330 | 00:04:58,733 | I could be such a visionary from behind these walls. | I could be such a visionary from behind these walls. |
125 | 00:04:58,766 | 00:05:00,801 | Anything is possible, understand? You can do it. | Anything is possible, understand? You can do it. |
126 | 00:05:00,835 | 00:05:02,136 | It's just like... it's like prison pussy, | It's just like... it's like prison pussy, |
127 | 00:05:02,169 | 00:05:05,206 | you know, you just got to use your imagination. | you know, you just got to use your imagination. |
128 | 00:05:05,239 | 00:05:07,174 | You need to get good to you. | You need to get good to you. |
129 | 00:05:07,208 | 00:05:08,675 | Niggas just think you just walk up | Niggas just think you just walk up |
130 | 00:05:08,709 | 00:05:10,911 | out the prison like you do in a movie. | out the prison like you do in a movie. |
131 | 00:05:10,945 | 00:05:12,645 | And I got a lot to prove, man. | And I got a lot to prove, man. |
132 | 00:05:12,679 | 00:05:14,215 | A lot to prove. | A lot to prove. |
133 | 00:05:14,248 | 00:05:16,083 | You know, because there's a lot of folks out there, | You know, because there's a lot of folks out there, |
134 | 00:05:16,117 | 00:05:18,019 | they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know, | they think I ain't shit but a runaway hamster, you know, |
135 | 00:05:18,052 | 00:05:20,788 | because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage. | because the nigga keep getting put back in that cage. |
136 | 00:05:20,821 | 00:05:23,290 | When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter. | When I get up out this bitch, I'ma be like stripper glitter. |
137 | 00:05:23,324 | 00:05:25,192 | Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody. | Nigga, I'm rubbing off on everybody. |
138 | 00:05:25,226 | 00:05:26,160 | Heard me? | Heard me? |
139 | 00:05:27,028 | 00:05:28,996 | Two minutes. | Two minutes. |
140 | 00:05:32,199 | 00:05:36,303 | I heard you put you on your bathtub | I heard you put you on your bathtub |
141 | 00:05:38,172 | 00:05:40,141 | I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan | I got to do a last minute review on my pre-release plan |
142 | 00:05:40,174 | 00:05:42,309 | to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options | to make sure a nigga capitalizing on all the options |
143 | 00:05:42,343 | 00:05:44,111 | available to me when I'm on the outside. | available to me when I'm on the outside. |
144 | 00:05:44,145 | 00:05:45,578 | This way... | This way... |
145 | 00:05:45,612 | 00:05:47,148 | Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here. | Uh, no. Cameras are not allowed in here. |
146 | 00:05:47,181 | 00:05:49,183 | But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me. | But, Ms. Judy, it's the documentary starring me. |
147 | 00:05:49,216 | 00:05:51,886 | So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go. | So, obviously, the cameras got to go where I go. |
148 | 00:05:51,919 | 00:05:53,220 | Last I checked, you're the subject | Last I checked, you're the subject |
149 | 00:05:53,254 | 00:05:55,222 | of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile. | of a 10-minute student film not The Green Mile. |
150 | 00:05:55,256 | 00:05:56,991 | - Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no. | - Okay. Can they just... - Uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, no. |
151 | 00:05:57,024 | 00:05:58,625 | Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway? | Can they... can they film a nigga from the hallway? |
152 | 00:06:00,227 | 00:06:01,095 | Come here. | Come here. |
153 | 00:06:02,096 | 00:06:03,330 | Don't ever use that word in front of me again. | Don't ever use that word in front of me again. |
154 | 00:06:03,364 | 00:06:06,033 | - Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up. | - Yes, Ms. Judy. - Okay. Back up. |
155 | 00:06:07,234 | 00:06:09,203 | You wanna get him down? | You wanna get him down? |
156 | 00:06:09,236 | 00:06:11,005 | - Thank you. - Wait, wait. | - Thank you. - Wait, wait. |
157 | 00:06:11,038 | 00:06:13,107 | Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay? | Y'all just got to lay in the cut, okay? |
158 | 00:06:13,140 | 00:06:14,909 | Get one camera here | Get one camera here |
159 | 00:06:14,942 | 00:06:17,144 | then you get another camera here like this, right? | then you get another camera here like this, right? |
160 | 00:06:17,178 | 00:06:18,712 | And be phantom because it's like | And be phantom because it's like |
161 | 00:06:18,746 | 00:06:20,748 | that "catch the predator shit." Heard me? | that "catch the predator shit." Heard me? |
162 | 00:06:23,751 | 00:06:25,618 | Hmm. You dye your hair? | Hmm. You dye your hair? |
163 | 00:06:25,652 | 00:06:26,653 | - No. - No. | - No. - No. |
164 | 00:06:28,856 | 00:06:31,826 | Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid. | Mr. Jackson, you haven't filed for any housing aid. |
165 | 00:06:31,859 | 00:06:34,627 | You don't qualify for any child tax credits | You don't qualify for any child tax credits |
166 | 00:06:34,661 | 00:06:36,063 | or disability related benefits. | or disability related benefits. |
167 | 00:06:36,097 | 00:06:37,998 | What are your plans for employment? | What are your plans for employment? |
168 | 00:06:38,032 | 00:06:40,101 | Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company, | Oh, I'ma just... I'm really just gonna start my company, |
169 | 00:06:40,134 | 00:06:42,069 | follow my calling being a life coach, | follow my calling being a life coach, |
170 | 00:06:42,103 | 00:06:44,805 | motivational speaker, well-renowned. | motivational speaker, well-renowned. |
171 | 00:06:44,839 | 00:06:45,873 | Uh, okay. | Uh, okay. |
172 | 00:06:45,906 | 00:06:48,075 | Have you contacted your family, | Have you contacted your family, |
173 | 00:06:48,109 | 00:06:49,343 | arranged for room and board | arranged for room and board |
174 | 00:06:49,376 | 00:06:50,845 | or would you like us to help you with that? | or would you like us to help you with that? |
175 | 00:06:50,878 | 00:06:52,246 | Y'all kidding, right? | Y'all kidding, right? |
176 | 00:06:52,279 | 00:06:54,782 | My family probably waiting for me outside right now. | My family probably waiting for me outside right now. |
177 | 00:06:54,815 | 00:06:56,417 | Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family, | Okay. When it comes to the Jackson family, |
178 | 00:06:56,450 | 00:06:58,252 | I'm Michael, okay? | I'm Michael, okay? |
179 | 00:06:58,285 | 00:07:00,721 | They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me. | They're probably gonna throw a big old block party for me. |
180 | 00:07:00,754 | 00:07:02,056 | Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is, | Supposed to be a secret, but you know how it is, |
181 | 00:07:02,089 | 00:07:03,190 | - hood niggas talk. - Language. | - hood niggas talk. - Language. |
182 | 00:07:03,224 | 00:07:04,758 | Copy that. I'ma get me | Copy that. I'ma get me |
183 | 00:07:04,792 | 00:07:06,060 | a cool little spot in The Wood. | a cool little spot in The Wood. |
184 | 00:07:06,093 | 00:07:07,194 | Give me a sec. | Give me a sec. |
185 | 00:07:07,228 | 00:07:08,929 | Uh, Hollywood, Florida. | Uh, Hollywood, Florida. |
186 | 00:07:08,963 | 00:07:11,232 | Yeah, you know, caught me a whip. | Yeah, you know, caught me a whip. |
187 | 00:07:11,265 | 00:07:12,399 | - And that's? - Vehicle. | - And that's? - Vehicle. |
188 | 00:07:12,433 | 00:07:13,801 | - Yeah. - Uh-huh. | - Yeah. - Uh-huh. |
189 | 00:07:13,834 | 00:07:15,769 | I am a CLS for the department. | I am a CLS for the department. |
190 | 00:07:15,803 | 00:07:18,939 | Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist. | Uh, Communications and Linguistics Specialist. |
191 | 00:07:18,973 | 00:07:20,407 | One of the things we discovered | One of the things we discovered |
192 | 00:07:20,441 | 00:07:22,276 | was a major disconnect | was a major disconnect |
193 | 00:07:22,309 | 00:07:26,347 | between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers, | between inmates and COs, uh, Corrections Officers, |
194 | 00:07:26,380 | 00:07:28,849 | primarily due to the street vernacular | primarily due to the street vernacular |
195 | 00:07:28,883 | 00:07:30,317 | that is used by inmates in prison. | that is used by inmates in prison. |
196 | 00:07:30,351 | 00:07:33,454 | So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate. | So, I was a natural fit to step in and to translate. |
197 | 00:07:33,487 | 00:07:35,688 | It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me. | It's gonna be like they throw a Scar Mitzvah for me. |
198 | 00:07:35,723 | 00:07:36,857 | You know, it's gonna be like that. | You know, it's gonna be like that. |
199 | 00:07:36,891 | 00:07:38,392 | Uh, it's the party you throw | Uh, it's the party you throw |
200 | 00:07:38,425 | 00:07:41,729 | when you sue the state for police brutality and win. | when you sue the state for police brutality and win. |
201 | 00:07:41,762 | 00:07:44,265 | - Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on. | - Yeah. Right. So, then... - Hang on. |
202 | 00:07:44,298 | 00:07:45,733 | The kids are... could you... | The kids are... could you... |
203 | 00:07:45,766 | 00:07:47,334 | Uh, my job is to make sure | Uh, my job is to make sure |
204 | 00:07:47,368 | 00:07:48,936 | that each inmate's transition | that each inmate's transition |
205 | 00:07:48,969 | 00:07:53,407 | back to civilian life is smooth and practical. | back to civilian life is smooth and practical. |
206 | 00:07:53,440 | 00:07:56,810 | And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them | And usually they move from here to a "halfway home" to help them |
207 | 00:07:56,844 | 00:07:59,880 | with that transition back to civilian life. | with that transition back to civilian life. |
208 | 00:07:59,914 | 00:08:01,849 | But, um, Mr. Jackson | But, um, Mr. Jackson |
209 | 00:08:01,882 | 00:08:04,785 | opted to spend his halfway time | opted to spend his halfway time |
210 | 00:08:04,818 | 00:08:05,886 | here at the prison. | here at the prison. |
211 | 00:08:05,920 | 00:08:08,822 | I have never seen him get a visitor. | I have never seen him get a visitor. |
212 | 00:08:08,856 | 00:08:10,424 | Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls. | Uh, he hasn't had any phone calls. |
213 | 00:08:10,457 | 00:08:12,426 | He maybe had one letter | He maybe had one letter |
214 | 00:08:12,459 | 00:08:14,895 | and that's what prompts my concerns. | and that's what prompts my concerns. |
215 | 00:08:14,929 | 00:08:17,031 | Without a community to lean on, | Without a community to lean on, |
216 | 00:08:17,064 | 00:08:18,899 | prisoners usually end up | prisoners usually end up |
217 | 00:08:18,933 | 00:08:22,303 | back here with us... | back here with us... |
218 | 00:08:23,337 | 00:08:24,805 | for another round. | for another round. |
219 | 00:08:24,838 | 00:08:27,808 | Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me? | Most y'all know me as TJ. Heard me? |
220 | 00:08:27,841 | 00:08:29,944 | But my government name is Tijuana Jackson. | But my government name is Tijuana Jackson. |
221 | 00:08:29,977 | 00:08:31,145 | Life coach with a goon-hand, | Life coach with a goon-hand, |
222 | 00:08:31,178 | 00:08:33,414 | motivational speaker, real nigga shit. | motivational speaker, real nigga shit. |
223 | 00:08:33,447 | 00:08:35,416 | Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this, | Now look, I know Ms. Judy usually don't like this, |
224 | 00:08:35,449 | 00:08:36,817 | but maybe since it's my last day... | but maybe since it's my last day... |
225 | 00:08:36,850 | 00:08:38,085 | Ah, don't even try it. | Ah, don't even try it. |
226 | 00:08:38,118 | 00:08:40,788 | - Nope. - Okay. Uh, just checking. | - Nope. - Okay. Uh, just checking. |
227 | 00:08:40,821 | 00:08:42,256 | He knows better. He's just, uh... | He knows better. He's just, uh... |
228 | 00:08:42,289 | 00:08:45,226 | showboating for the cameras. | showboating for the cameras. |
229 | 00:08:45,259 | 00:08:49,430 | Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates. | Mr. Jackson is one of our more colorful inmates. |
230 | 00:08:49,463 | 00:08:51,165 | He fancies himself a life coach | He fancies himself a life coach |
231 | 00:08:51,198 | 00:08:53,534 | and a lot of the inmates do look up to him. | and a lot of the inmates do look up to him. |
232 | 00:08:53,567 | 00:08:56,303 | He has helped me just talk some sense | He has helped me just talk some sense |
233 | 00:08:56,337 | 00:08:57,871 | into some of these jits. | into some of these jits. |
234 | 00:08:57,905 | 00:09:00,241 | Who said we can want | Who said we can want |
235 | 00:09:00,274 | 00:09:02,009 | - Don't make me get loud. - Some bullshit. | - Don't make me get loud. - Some bullshit. |
236 | 00:09:02,042 | 00:09:04,078 | I got this sentence, you know, | I got this sentence, you know, |
237 | 00:09:04,111 | 00:09:05,879 | for siphoning gas out a school bus. | for siphoning gas out a school bus. |
238 | 00:09:05,913 | 00:09:07,982 | The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know. | The shit was really like a little misdemeanor, you know. |
239 | 00:09:08,015 | 00:09:10,217 | But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying? | But it escalated to a felony, you know what I'm saying? |
240 | 00:09:10,251 | 00:09:12,019 | Because nigga's smoking a cigarette | Because nigga's smoking a cigarette |
241 | 00:09:12,052 | 00:09:14,855 | therefore endangering the lives of the kids | therefore endangering the lives of the kids |
242 | 00:09:14,888 | 00:09:16,557 | that were still on the bus, | that were still on the bus, |
243 | 00:09:16,590 | 00:09:18,259 | short bus, whatever it was. | short bus, whatever it was. |
244 | 00:09:20,127 | 00:09:21,328 | You know, with me and TJ, | You know, with me and TJ, |
245 | 00:09:21,362 | 00:09:23,964 | we grew up together, you know? | we grew up together, you know? |
246 | 00:09:23,998 | 00:09:28,102 | Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV. | Roach, Judy boss, Judy boss, your boy on TV. |
247 | 00:09:28,135 | 00:09:29,403 | Don't mine he's small. | Don't mine he's small. |
248 | 00:09:29,436 | 00:09:31,905 | You know, he thinks big, very big. | You know, he thinks big, very big. |
249 | 00:09:31,939 | 00:09:33,841 | He's good people. He's good people. | He's good people. He's good people. |
250 | 00:09:33,874 | 00:09:37,378 | I got my sentence reduced to 10 months, | I got my sentence reduced to 10 months, |
251 | 00:09:37,411 | 00:09:40,080 | but statistics say that I'm likely to return | but statistics say that I'm likely to return |
252 | 00:09:40,114 | 00:09:42,349 | to this slave track, okay? | to this slave track, okay? |
253 | 00:09:42,383 | 00:09:44,151 | Let me tell you something. | Let me tell you something. |
254 | 00:09:44,184 | 00:09:46,086 | I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that. | I ain't coming back. Y'all could have that. |
255 | 00:09:46,120 | 00:09:47,087 | Product of the state. | Product of the state. |
256 | 00:09:47,121 | 00:09:48,589 | So ill I bleed HAZMAT. | So ill I bleed HAZMAT. |
257 | 00:09:48,622 | 00:09:50,190 | Fucking with a Beast. | Fucking with a Beast. |
258 | 00:09:50,224 | 00:09:53,260 | Savage. Beast. | Savage. Beast. |
259 | 00:09:53,294 | 00:09:56,563 | Beast. That Beast. | Beast. That Beast. |
260 | 00:09:56,597 | 00:09:58,232 | Y'all don't know that one yet. | Y'all don't know that one yet. |
261 | 00:09:58,265 | 00:10:00,901 | You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop. | You're gonna know that shit when my mixtape drop. |
262 | 00:10:00,934 | 00:10:03,537 | Better believe that shit. Heard me? | Better believe that shit. Heard me? |
263 | 00:10:03,570 | 00:10:08,008 | The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based. | The PPRP is 100% volunteer-based. |
264 | 00:10:08,042 | 00:10:10,844 | Some programs rescue any species of animal. | Some programs rescue any species of animal. |
265 | 00:10:10,878 | 00:10:14,181 | But this one here is a dog's only rescue. | But this one here is a dog's only rescue. |
266 | 00:10:14,214 | 00:10:15,916 | What's good, Chance? | What's good, Chance? |
267 | 00:10:15,949 | 00:10:17,217 | Huh? | Huh? |
268 | 00:10:17,251 | 00:10:19,053 | I named her Chance because it's very rare | I named her Chance because it's very rare |
269 | 00:10:19,086 | 00:10:20,487 | a black man gets a seventh chance. | a black man gets a seventh chance. |
270 | 00:10:20,521 | 00:10:22,022 | Did you say a second chance? | Did you say a second chance? |
271 | 00:10:22,056 | 00:10:24,158 | No, I said a seventh chance. | No, I said a seventh chance. |
272 | 00:10:24,191 | 00:10:25,526 | Come on, girl. Come on. | Come on, girl. Come on. |
273 | 00:10:25,559 | 00:10:26,994 | She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend, | She's smarter than my ex-girlfriend, |
274 | 00:10:27,027 | 00:10:28,362 | I tell you that. Raise yourself. | I tell you that. Raise yourself. |
275 | 00:10:28,395 | 00:10:30,097 | Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh? | Show me that Mayweather. You want this, huh? |
276 | 00:10:30,130 | 00:10:31,131 | Show me that Mayweather. | Show me that Mayweather. |
277 | 00:10:31,165 | 00:10:32,866 | Stop and freeze, stop and freeze. | Stop and freeze, stop and freeze. |
278 | 00:10:32,900 | 00:10:33,967 | Huh, what you got? | Huh, what you got? |
279 | 00:10:34,001 | 00:10:35,235 | You got heat on you, huh? | You got heat on you, huh? |
280 | 00:10:35,269 | 00:10:37,004 | You holding? | You holding? |
281 | 00:10:37,037 | 00:10:38,872 | Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. | Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. |
282 | 00:10:38,906 | 00:10:40,341 | Come here. Come here, Chance. | Come here. Come here, Chance. |
283 | 00:10:40,374 | 00:10:42,276 | He's done an exceptional job with her. | He's done an exceptional job with her. |
284 | 00:10:42,309 | 00:10:43,644 | Not always, man. I done... | Not always, man. I done... |
285 | 00:10:43,677 | 00:10:44,945 | I done stepped on her tail. | I done stepped on her tail. |
286 | 00:10:44,978 | 00:10:46,580 | I done stepped on her paw. | I done stepped on her paw. |
287 | 00:10:46,613 | 00:10:49,917 | I done all kind of crazy. | I done all kind of crazy. |
288 | 00:10:49,950 | 00:10:51,285 | I'm not incriminating myself, am I? | I'm not incriminating myself, am I? |
289 | 00:10:51,318 | 00:10:52,653 | No, you're fine. | No, you're fine. |
290 | 00:10:52,686 | 00:10:54,388 | But I've done all kind of stuff to her. | But I've done all kind of stuff to her. |
291 | 00:10:54,421 | 00:10:56,523 | Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge. | Heard me? She ain't... she ain't never had no grudge. |
292 | 00:10:56,557 | 00:11:00,060 | She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free. | She just let that shit go. Now, she about to be free. |
293 | 00:11:00,094 | 00:11:01,328 | Meanwhile, there's niggas in here | Meanwhile, there's niggas in here |
294 | 00:11:01,362 | 00:11:03,163 | getting shanked over correctional cake. | getting shanked over correctional cake. |
295 | 00:11:03,197 | 00:11:04,398 | What's correctional cake? | What's correctional cake? |
296 | 00:11:04,431 | 00:11:08,302 | Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos, | Oh, it's cake made from crushed Oreos, |
297 | 00:11:08,335 | 00:11:11,939 | peanut butter, and M&Ms. | peanut butter, and M&Ms. |
298 | 00:11:11,972 | 00:11:13,974 | But as I was saying before she interrupted | But as I was saying before she interrupted |
299 | 00:11:14,007 | 00:11:17,578 | my fucking monologue... | my fucking monologue... |
300 | 00:11:17,611 | 00:11:20,013 | we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance? | we don't hold grudges, do we, Chance? |
301 | 00:11:20,047 | 00:11:21,415 | Grudges hold us, huh? | Grudges hold us, huh? |
302 | 00:11:22,449 | 00:11:24,351 | You fucking seen me. | You fucking seen me. |
303 | 00:11:24,385 | 00:11:26,420 | Open the fucking... I see you. | Open the fucking... I see you. |
304 | 00:11:26,453 | 00:11:27,955 | I know you fucking seen me. | I know you fucking seen me. |
305 | 00:11:27,988 | 00:11:30,190 | Get off me. Get the fuck off me. | Get off me. Get the fuck off me. |
306 | 00:11:30,224 | 00:11:32,659 | Get off, nigga. Get the fuck. | Get off, nigga. Get the fuck. |
307 | 00:11:32,693 | 00:11:34,428 | - It's beyond my control. - It's bullshit. | - It's beyond my control. - It's bullshit. |
308 | 00:11:34,461 | 00:11:37,598 | I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD. | I asked them. I asked them. I asked them when I got my ERD. |
309 | 00:11:37,631 | 00:11:39,032 | Why y'all ain't tell me then? | Why y'all ain't tell me then? |
310 | 00:11:39,066 | 00:11:40,968 | Because I thought it was gonna work out. | Because I thought it was gonna work out. |
311 | 00:11:44,438 | 00:11:47,174 | I always talk about closure. | I always talk about closure. |
312 | 00:11:47,207 | 00:11:50,677 | I tried really hard. | I tried really hard. |
313 | 00:11:50,712 | 00:11:52,346 | He deserves Chance, | He deserves Chance, |
314 | 00:11:52,379 | 00:11:54,615 | but the Prison Pet Rescue Program | but the Prison Pet Rescue Program |
315 | 00:11:54,648 | 00:11:57,017 | doesn't service civilians | doesn't service civilians |
316 | 00:11:57,050 | 00:11:59,953 | and they would not make an exception | and they would not make an exception |
317 | 00:11:59,987 | 00:12:02,189 | for Mr. Jackson even though I asked. | for Mr. Jackson even though I asked. |
318 | 00:12:02,222 | 00:12:04,358 | Prison is a bitch. | Prison is a bitch. |
319 | 00:12:04,391 | 00:12:05,959 | But they won't let you take that bitch with you. | But they won't let you take that bitch with you. |
320 | 00:12:05,993 | 00:12:07,094 | Don't let her chew her hot spots. | Don't let her chew her hot spots. |
321 | 00:12:07,127 | 00:12:08,162 | - Heard me? - Uh-hmm. | - Heard me? - Uh-hmm. |
322 | 00:12:08,195 | 00:12:09,229 | - Okay? - Uh-hmm. | - Okay? - Uh-hmm. |
323 | 00:12:09,263 | 00:12:10,964 | And don't breed her. | And don't breed her. |
324 | 00:12:10,998 | 00:12:12,566 | I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off | I don't want them other mutts shoving their cock off |
325 | 00:12:12,599 | 00:12:14,435 | in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho. | in my dog like that. She ain't no Instagram ho. |
326 | 00:12:14,468 | 00:12:16,003 | Don't worry as such, bro. | Don't worry as such, bro. |
327 | 00:12:16,036 | 00:12:17,337 | It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know. | It's Upgrade you're dealing with, you know. |
328 | 00:12:17,371 | 00:12:18,740 | I want you to give her like half | I want you to give her like half |
329 | 00:12:18,773 | 00:12:20,040 | a Nutraloaf in the morning. | a Nutraloaf in the morning. |
330 | 00:12:20,073 | 00:12:21,508 | You get them out the chow hall. | You get them out the chow hall. |
331 | 00:12:21,542 | 00:12:22,643 | give her the other half at night. | give her the other half at night. |
332 | 00:12:22,676 | 00:12:24,678 | - Uh-hmm. - You dig? | - Uh-hmm. - You dig? |
333 | 00:12:24,712 | 00:12:26,180 | And you got to give a whole lot of water | And you got to give a whole lot of water |
334 | 00:12:26,213 | 00:12:27,648 | in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf | in between meals, 'cause that Nutraloaf |
335 | 00:12:27,681 | 00:12:30,752 | - will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family. | - will shank your asshole. - Brethren, it's family. |
336 | 00:12:30,785 | 00:12:33,086 | This is like my little sister with blood. | This is like my little sister with blood. |
337 | 00:12:33,120 | 00:12:35,022 | Anything interfere with us, bleed. | Anything interfere with us, bleed. |
338 | 00:12:35,055 | 00:12:36,356 | Bleed. Nigga, you can't... | Bleed. Nigga, you can't... |
339 | 00:12:36,390 | 00:12:39,293 | nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga, | nigga, if you do... if you do that, nigga, |
340 | 00:12:39,326 | 00:12:41,195 | you're gonna end up in IMU. | you're gonna end up in IMU. |
341 | 00:12:41,228 | 00:12:42,463 | If you end up in IMU, | If you end up in IMU, |
342 | 00:12:42,496 | 00:12:43,765 | she's gonna end up in that bean slot. | she's gonna end up in that bean slot. |
343 | 00:12:43,798 | 00:12:46,233 | Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade. | Heard me? Look, Upgrade, Upgrade. |
344 | 00:12:46,266 | 00:12:47,534 | No, no, no, no. Listen, man. | No, no, no, no. Listen, man. |
345 | 00:12:47,568 | 00:12:49,069 | You got to treat her life... | You got to treat her life... |
346 | 00:12:49,102 | 00:12:50,504 | you got to treat her life like it's your life. | you got to treat her life like it's your life. |
347 | 00:12:50,537 | 00:12:51,706 | You do that, you ain't gonna believe | You do that, you ain't gonna believe |
348 | 00:12:51,739 | 00:12:53,173 | what you get out of it, man. | what you get out of it, man. |
349 | 00:12:53,207 | 00:12:56,109 | Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga. | Nigga, nigga, I'm about to be free, nigga. |
350 | 00:12:56,143 | 00:12:57,678 | And when I catch you on the outside, | And when I catch you on the outside, |
351 | 00:12:57,712 | 00:12:59,279 | - I got work for you. - Good. | - I got work for you. - Good. |
352 | 00:12:59,313 | 00:13:00,447 | - Okay? - Uh-hmm. | - Okay? - Uh-hmm. |
353 | 00:13:00,481 | 00:13:02,616 | Full-time life coach assistant, okay? | Full-time life coach assistant, okay? |
354 | 00:13:02,649 | 00:13:04,117 | - Full salary. - Okay. | - Full salary. - Okay. |
355 | 00:13:04,151 | 00:13:06,620 | - Benefits with it, okay? - Got you. | - Benefits with it, okay? - Got you. |
356 | 00:13:06,653 | 00:13:09,256 | And all the roti you can eat, you dig? | And all the roti you can eat, you dig? |
357 | 00:13:09,289 | 00:13:10,524 | You can't get this kind of respect | You can't get this kind of respect |
358 | 00:13:10,557 | 00:13:12,392 | unless you're a chief. Heard me? | unless you're a chief. Heard me? |
359 | 00:13:12,426 | 00:13:14,261 | I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ? | I fucked you in your ass good, didn't I, TJ? |
360 | 00:13:14,294 | 00:13:16,497 | You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it. | You bitch. Come on. Tell me you like it. |
361 | 00:13:16,530 | 00:13:18,098 | Can you all edit that out? | Can you all edit that out? |
362 | 00:13:32,312 | 00:13:33,480 | ♪ Woo ♪ | ♪ Woo ♪ |
363 | 00:13:46,326 | 00:13:48,328 | ♪ Woo ♪ | ♪ Woo ♪ |
364 | 00:14:19,259 | 00:14:22,195 | They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic. | They probably caught up in that Fort Lauderdale traffic. |
365 | 00:14:33,540 | 00:14:35,075 | They'd be here. | They'd be here. |
366 | 00:15:05,505 | 00:15:09,276 | So, should we just conduct the interview here? | So, should we just conduct the interview here? |
367 | 00:15:09,309 | 00:15:10,677 | Is that okay? | Is that okay? |
368 | 00:15:10,712 | 00:15:12,880 | I thought you all wanted to get my family in? | I thought you all wanted to get my family in? |
369 | 00:15:12,914 | 00:15:16,683 | Had a whole family in the interview? | Had a whole family in the interview? |
370 | 00:15:16,718 | 00:15:18,920 | Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin. | Mr. Jackson, this is my cameraman, Justin. |
371 | 00:15:18,953 | 00:15:20,420 | What's up, homie? | What's up, homie? |
372 | 00:15:20,454 | 00:15:22,790 | Hey, you fuck black guys? | Hey, you fuck black guys? |
373 | 00:15:28,195 | 00:15:31,833 | Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up. | Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold up. |
374 | 00:15:31,866 | 00:15:35,235 | Hey, I'll tell you all something. | Hey, I'll tell you all something. |
375 | 00:15:37,304 | 00:15:39,272 | Can a nigga catch a ride with you all? | Can a nigga catch a ride with you all? |
376 | 00:15:39,306 | 00:15:41,909 | Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all... | Well, it's getting kind of late and we have to drive all... |
377 | 00:15:41,943 | 00:15:45,312 | Shotgun, homie. | Shotgun, homie. |
378 | 00:15:45,345 | 00:15:46,948 | I called it, shotgun. | I called it, shotgun. |
379 | 00:15:46,981 | 00:15:49,616 | They sent me this shit right before I got popped. | They sent me this shit right before I got popped. |
380 | 00:15:49,650 | 00:15:51,518 | It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson, | It said, "Dear Mr. Tijuana Jackson, |
381 | 00:15:51,551 | 00:15:54,789 | Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants | Toastmasters reality show is seeking contestants |
382 | 00:15:54,822 | 00:15:57,224 | to participate in our nationally televised | to participate in our nationally televised |
383 | 00:15:57,257 | 00:15:58,893 | speakers competition program. | speakers competition program. |
384 | 00:15:58,926 | 00:16:01,461 | They must... they must have found me from my blog. | They must... they must have found me from my blog. |
385 | 00:16:01,495 | 00:16:02,830 | I thought inmates weren't allowed | I thought inmates weren't allowed |
386 | 00:16:02,864 | 00:16:04,264 | to have computers in prison? | to have computers in prison? |
387 | 00:16:04,297 | 00:16:05,465 | They're not. | They're not. |
388 | 00:16:05,499 | 00:16:07,567 | So, how did you maintain a blog? | So, how did you maintain a blog? |
389 | 00:16:07,601 | 00:16:08,970 | Hey. | Hey. |
390 | 00:16:09,003 | 00:16:11,505 | Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing? | Hey, fam, is she gonna talk through the whole thing? |
391 | 00:16:11,538 | 00:16:13,206 | It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh? | It ain't but 10 minutes long, huh? |
392 | 00:16:13,240 | 00:16:15,442 | Do you mind not smoking in my car, please? | Do you mind not smoking in my car, please? |
393 | 00:16:15,475 | 00:16:16,978 | - Thank you. - It's menthol. | - Thank you. - It's menthol. |
394 | 00:16:17,011 | 00:16:20,380 | Take a right after the light. | Take a right after the light. |
395 | 00:16:20,414 | 00:16:22,649 | Right here, take a right here because this... yeah. | Right here, take a right here because this... yeah. |
396 | 00:16:22,683 | 00:16:23,918 | This Toastmaster reality show | This Toastmaster reality show |
397 | 00:16:23,951 | 00:16:25,619 | was like shark tank of public speakers. | was like shark tank of public speakers. |
398 | 00:16:25,652 | 00:16:27,421 | They put a nigga on the map. Heard me? | They put a nigga on the map. Heard me? |
399 | 00:16:27,454 | 00:16:29,523 | Hey, black cop. What up, nigga? | Hey, black cop. What up, nigga? |
400 | 00:16:29,556 | 00:16:30,892 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
401 | 00:16:30,925 | 00:16:32,693 | That's the homie. | That's the homie. |
402 | 00:16:32,727 | 00:16:35,228 | Built this whole empire collecting them cans. | Built this whole empire collecting them cans. |
403 | 00:16:35,262 | 00:16:37,932 | I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing. | I'm gonna build my empire off this Toastmaster thing. |
404 | 00:16:37,965 | 00:16:40,233 | That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career | That's how I'm gonna get my motivational speaking career |
405 | 00:16:40,267 | 00:16:41,869 | off the block and then you can see | off the block and then you can see |
406 | 00:16:41,903 | 00:16:45,940 | by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida. | by this dope head architecture this is Hollywood, Florida. |
407 | 00:16:45,973 | 00:16:47,775 | I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me. | I told you all they was gonna be waiting for me. |
408 | 00:16:47,809 | 00:16:49,509 | Now you can get your interview. | Now you can get your interview. |
409 | 00:16:49,543 | 00:16:51,244 | Hold my shit. | Hold my shit. |
410 | 00:16:51,278 | 00:16:52,279 | What up, momma? | What up, momma? |
411 | 00:16:52,312 | 00:16:53,748 | What you do now, Junior? | What you do now, Junior? |
412 | 00:16:53,781 | 00:16:55,582 | Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party. | Nothing. They're just here to film my homecoming party. |
413 | 00:16:55,615 | 00:16:57,018 | Party? | Party? |
414 | 00:16:57,051 | 00:16:58,786 | I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail | I'm supposed to celebrate you getting out of jail |
415 | 00:16:58,820 | 00:16:59,954 | and let the whole neighborhood | and let the whole neighborhood |
416 | 00:16:59,987 | 00:17:01,688 | - know my son is a felon? - Momma. | - know my son is a felon? - Momma. |
417 | 00:17:01,723 | 00:17:03,024 | They already know that, Momma. | They already know that, Momma. |
418 | 00:17:03,057 | 00:17:04,291 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
419 | 00:17:04,324 | 00:17:05,392 | If it ain't no party, why is she... | If it ain't no party, why is she... |
420 | 00:17:05,425 | 00:17:06,359 | why is she dressed like that? | why is she dressed like that? |
421 | 00:17:06,393 | 00:17:07,594 | Dressed like what? | Dressed like what? |
422 | 00:17:07,627 | 00:17:09,463 | Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga. | Like you Martha Stewart's house, nigga. |
423 | 00:17:09,496 | 00:17:11,431 | Why are you dressed like a homeless fam? | Why are you dressed like a homeless fam? |
424 | 00:17:11,465 | 00:17:12,834 | Junior, why are all these folks | Junior, why are all these folks |
425 | 00:17:12,867 | 00:17:14,367 | following you around with these cameras? | following you around with these cameras? |
426 | 00:17:14,401 | 00:17:15,770 | Momma, they're making a movie about me. | Momma, they're making a movie about me. |
427 | 00:17:15,803 | 00:17:17,839 | That's Rachel and that's her white friend. | That's Rachel and that's her white friend. |
428 | 00:17:17,872 | 00:17:19,707 | Y'all making a movie about Junior? | Y'all making a movie about Junior? |
429 | 00:17:19,741 | 00:17:21,508 | Just a short movie, ma'am. | Just a short movie, ma'am. |
430 | 00:17:21,541 | 00:17:23,643 | - Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - Watch your mouth, boy. | - Goddamn, these mosquitoes. - Watch your mouth, boy. |
431 | 00:17:23,677 | 00:17:24,879 | Copy that. What's wrong with her? | Copy that. What's wrong with her? |
432 | 00:17:24,912 | 00:17:26,580 | Late for work. Lil Eric out of control, | Late for work. Lil Eric out of control, |
433 | 00:17:26,613 | 00:17:27,982 | can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him. | can't tell him nothing. Well, let me talk to him. |
434 | 00:17:28,015 | 00:17:29,483 | - Where he at? - I don't know. | - Where he at? - I don't know. |
435 | 00:17:29,516 | 00:17:30,818 | He out there running with them hoodlums. | He out there running with them hoodlums. |
436 | 00:17:30,852 | 00:17:32,053 | He running with... Sharea. | He running with... Sharea. |
437 | 00:17:32,086 | 00:17:33,788 | - Where my nephew? - Leave me alone. | - Where my nephew? - Leave me alone. |
438 | 00:17:33,821 | 00:17:34,922 | I bet you I find him. | I bet you I find him. |
439 | 00:17:34,956 | 00:17:36,656 | What'd you all do with my BB gun? | What'd you all do with my BB gun? |
440 | 00:17:36,690 | 00:17:38,558 | - I don't need your help. - Junior. Stop. | - I don't need your help. - Junior. Stop. |
441 | 00:17:38,592 | 00:17:39,927 | You just got out of jail. | You just got out of jail. |
442 | 00:17:40,862 | 00:17:41,863 | Where is it? | Where is it? |
443 | 00:17:44,397 | 00:17:47,969 | - Uh-uh. Come on now. - Oh, no, no, no, no. | - Uh-uh. Come on now. - Oh, no, no, no, no. |
444 | 00:17:48,002 | 00:17:49,904 | Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4. | Goddamn, Sharea. This shit cost me $4. |
445 | 00:17:49,937 | 00:17:51,005 | Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down. | Yeah, but you just sit your slow ass down. |
446 | 00:17:51,038 | 00:17:53,540 | You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric. | You just got out of jail. I'm about to call Big Eric. |
447 | 00:17:53,573 | 00:17:54,474 | - Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - Not really. | - Oh, y'all on speaking terms? - Not really. |
448 | 00:17:54,508 | 00:17:55,743 | Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit | Her baby daddy, he don't give a shit |
449 | 00:17:55,777 | 00:17:57,879 | about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax. | about his own son, it's to claim little nigga on his income tax. |
450 | 00:17:57,912 | 00:17:59,513 | Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me? | Should have named little nigga W-2, heard me? |
451 | 00:17:59,546 | 00:18:00,915 | If she... I go away, do a little bid. | If she... I go away, do a little bid. |
452 | 00:18:00,948 | 00:18:02,582 | She can't look after her own son. Know why? | She can't look after her own son. Know why? |
453 | 00:18:02,616 | 00:18:04,018 | 'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant | 'Cause she too busy trying to get that eggplant |
454 | 00:18:04,051 | 00:18:05,685 | - off the Internet. - I know you did not | - off the Internet. - I know you did not |
455 | 00:18:05,720 | 00:18:06,888 | - just say that. - I said what I said. | - just say that. - I said what I said. |
456 | 00:18:06,921 | 00:18:08,388 | Okay. Let me tell you all something. | Okay. Let me tell you all something. |
457 | 00:18:08,421 | 00:18:09,957 | Don't get this thing twisted, okay? | Don't get this thing twisted, okay? |
458 | 00:18:09,991 | 00:18:11,558 | I'm the only person in this family with a degree. | I'm the only person in this family with a degree. |
459 | 00:18:11,591 | 00:18:13,426 | When I was pregnant, I went back to school | When I was pregnant, I went back to school |
460 | 00:18:13,460 | 00:18:15,328 | - to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it. | - to get my bachelors, okay? - Okay. Ask her who paid for it. |
461 | 00:18:15,362 | 00:18:17,098 | Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news, | Now meanwhile, this fool right here in other news, |
462 | 00:18:17,131 | 00:18:19,399 | he done went backwards, State pen University, | he done went backwards, State pen University, |
463 | 00:18:19,432 | 00:18:20,835 | State pen University. | State pen University. |
464 | 00:18:20,868 | 00:18:22,770 | Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree. | Ask her... ask her who paid for the damn degree. |
465 | 00:18:22,804 | 00:18:24,437 | - It don't matter. - TJ. | - It don't matter. - TJ. |
466 | 00:18:24,471 | 00:18:25,940 | It don't... let me tell you all something. | It don't... let me tell you all something. |
467 | 00:18:25,973 | 00:18:27,507 | TJ. | TJ. |
468 | 00:18:27,541 | 00:18:30,111 | Sit down. | Sit down. |
469 | 00:18:30,144 | 00:18:31,846 | And you stop too. | And you stop too. |
470 | 00:18:48,495 | 00:18:51,098 | Excuse me. Can we go now? | Excuse me. Can we go now? |
471 | 00:18:51,132 | 00:18:53,034 | Come on, baby. | Come on, baby. |
472 | 00:18:53,067 | 00:18:54,936 | - Thank you. - Thank you. | - Thank you. - Thank you. |
473 | 00:19:39,546 | 00:19:41,015 | Watch out, hon. | Watch out, hon. |
474 | 00:19:51,125 | 00:19:53,094 | That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker. | That's Rukus, he's a cool, little motherfucker. |
475 | 00:19:53,127 | 00:19:55,695 | He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican. | He don't like black people but he think I'm Dominican. |
476 | 00:19:55,730 | 00:19:57,198 | Go back inside and get you some juice. | Go back inside and get you some juice. |
477 | 00:19:57,231 | 00:19:59,200 | I'll be back. | I'll be back. |
478 | 00:19:59,233 | 00:20:00,801 | My children, I don't know | My children, I don't know |
479 | 00:20:00,835 | 00:20:02,535 | what I'm gonna do with them. | what I'm gonna do with them. |
480 | 00:20:02,569 | 00:20:04,205 | Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing. | Momma, you know can't nobody tell TJ nothing. |
481 | 00:20:04,238 | 00:20:06,140 | I taught you all better than that. | I taught you all better than that. |
482 | 00:20:06,173 | 00:20:08,976 | You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess. | You all is plural. Don't include me in his mess. |
483 | 00:20:09,010 | 00:20:11,712 | Are you serious? No. Why? | Are you serious? No. Why? |
484 | 00:20:11,746 | 00:20:12,847 | Because I asked for somebody | Because I asked for somebody |
485 | 00:20:12,880 | 00:20:14,148 | to cover my shift for 20 minutes? | to cover my shift for 20 minutes? |
486 | 00:20:14,181 | 00:20:15,950 | All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am." | All he had to do was say, "No, ma'am." |
487 | 00:20:15,983 | 00:20:18,052 | Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice? | Sharea? You ain't gonna offer the white people no juice? |
488 | 00:20:18,085 | 00:20:19,619 | Oh, get the hell off this, boy. | Oh, get the hell off this, boy. |
489 | 00:20:19,653 | 00:20:21,122 | Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation | Hey, we're gonna finish this conversation |
490 | 00:20:21,155 | 00:20:22,957 | - before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home. | - before you go home. Hear me? - We don't have a home. |
491 | 00:20:22,990 | 00:20:24,158 | What you mean? | What you mean? |
492 | 00:20:24,191 | 00:20:25,692 | Quit acting like it's your business. | Quit acting like it's your business. |
493 | 00:20:25,726 | 00:20:28,729 | - Quit acting like you care. - I don't care? | - Quit acting like you care. - I don't care? |
494 | 00:20:28,763 | 00:20:30,497 | You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy. | You got me twisted with Big Eric, boy. |
495 | 00:20:30,530 | 00:20:32,767 | Have I ever one time... have I ever one time | Have I ever one time... have I ever one time |
496 | 00:20:32,800 | 00:20:33,768 | missed one of your debates? | missed one of your debates? |
497 | 00:20:33,801 | 00:20:35,036 | Yes. | Yes. |
498 | 00:20:35,069 | 00:20:36,938 | - Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever. | - Because I was in jail, right? - Whatever. |
499 | 00:20:36,971 | 00:20:38,638 | Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse. | Well, nigga, don't act like it ain't a good excuse. |
500 | 00:20:38,672 | 00:20:40,507 | Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates. | Anytime I was out of jail, I was at this nigga's debates. |
501 | 00:20:40,540 | 00:20:41,742 | So, what're you gonna do now, | So, what're you gonna do now, |
502 | 00:20:41,776 | 00:20:43,144 | play good uncle for a couple of weeks | play good uncle for a couple of weeks |
503 | 00:20:43,177 | 00:20:45,079 | - then go back to jail? - That's what you want? | - then go back to jail? - That's what you want? |
504 | 00:20:45,112 | 00:20:47,181 | No, but that's what always happens. | No, but that's what always happens. |
505 | 00:20:47,214 | 00:20:50,483 | Lil Eric, get your ass in this house. | Lil Eric, get your ass in this house. |
506 | 00:20:50,517 | 00:20:53,620 | Can I... | Can I... |
507 | 00:20:53,653 | 00:20:55,022 | I can't even talk to my damn nephew. | I can't even talk to my damn nephew. |
508 | 00:20:55,056 | 00:20:56,690 | I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison | I'll tell you, man. We got this thing in prison |
509 | 00:20:56,724 | 00:20:57,992 | called peek-a-boos, right? | called peek-a-boos, right? |
510 | 00:20:58,025 | 00:20:59,559 | And what it is, is when you really wanna | And what it is, is when you really wanna |
511 | 00:20:59,592 | 00:21:01,128 | humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick | humiliate a motherfucker, you push your dick |
512 | 00:21:01,162 | 00:21:03,530 | between their legs, make them blow you from the back | between their legs, make them blow you from the back |
513 | 00:21:03,563 | 00:21:05,665 | this way when you cum you can shit in his face. | this way when you cum you can shit in his face. |
514 | 00:21:05,699 | 00:21:08,202 | I tell you, that shit is humiliating. | I tell you, that shit is humiliating. |
515 | 00:21:08,235 | 00:21:09,737 | Hey. Oh. | Hey. Oh. |
516 | 00:21:09,770 | 00:21:12,139 | Momma said you need those and this is from me. | Momma said you need those and this is from me. |
517 | 00:21:12,173 | 00:21:13,741 | You get these from the Indian Reservation? | You get these from the Indian Reservation? |
518 | 00:21:13,774 | 00:21:15,508 | Yeah. Why? | Yeah. Why? |
519 | 00:21:15,542 | 00:21:17,144 | So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation | So, you're gonna go all the way to the damn Reservation |
520 | 00:21:17,178 | 00:21:18,846 | and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint? | and you can't come scoop a nigga from the joint? |
521 | 00:21:18,879 | 00:21:20,181 | In what, nigga? | In what, nigga? |
522 | 00:21:20,214 | 00:21:21,983 | I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you? | I looked the fucking Underground Railroad to you? |
523 | 00:21:22,016 | 00:21:23,017 | What happened to your car? | What happened to your car? |
524 | 00:21:23,050 | 00:21:24,617 | Mind your business. | Mind your business. |
525 | 00:21:24,651 | 00:21:26,187 | - Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business. | - Where did you find Lil Eric? - Mind your business. |
526 | 00:21:26,220 | 00:21:27,587 | It ain't a man's business to speak | It ain't a man's business to speak |
527 | 00:21:27,620 | 00:21:28,688 | on another man's business. | on another man's business. |
528 | 00:21:28,723 | 00:21:29,824 | Well, you ain't much of a man. | Well, you ain't much of a man. |
529 | 00:21:29,857 | 00:21:30,958 | So, we don't have that problem. | So, we don't have that problem. |
530 | 00:21:30,992 | 00:21:32,259 | At least I ain't no snitch. | At least I ain't no snitch. |
531 | 00:21:32,293 | 00:21:33,894 | Okay. See. | Okay. See. |
532 | 00:21:33,928 | 00:21:35,763 | this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal. | this is exactly why he ain't gonna get no gold seal. |
533 | 00:21:35,796 | 00:21:36,964 | This motherfucker got his freedom, | This motherfucker got his freedom, |
534 | 00:21:36,998 | 00:21:38,565 | but still operating on the outside | but still operating on the outside |
535 | 00:21:38,598 | 00:21:40,034 | like his ass is in prison. | like his ass is in prison. |
536 | 00:21:40,067 | 00:21:42,669 | Black fucker. | Black fucker. |
537 | 00:21:47,241 | 00:21:49,076 | Welcome home. | Welcome home. |
538 | 00:21:49,110 | 00:21:51,078 | - What you watching? - Fight. | - What you watching? - Fight. |
539 | 00:21:51,112 | 00:21:52,679 | And you got school in the morning? | And you got school in the morning? |
540 | 00:21:52,713 | 00:21:56,150 | - No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike? | - No. School closed out. - What, teachers on strike? |
541 | 00:21:56,183 | 00:21:58,719 | Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor. | Sewage backed up and flooded the first floor. |
542 | 00:21:58,753 | 00:22:00,888 | Started to smell like grandma's bed pan. | Started to smell like grandma's bed pan. |
543 | 00:22:00,921 | 00:22:02,156 | I thought they fixed that shit last year? | I thought they fixed that shit last year? |
544 | 00:22:02,189 | 00:22:04,025 | Uh-uh. They just moved the gym | Uh-uh. They just moved the gym |
545 | 00:22:04,058 | 00:22:06,626 | to the second floor and served lunch outside. | to the second floor and served lunch outside. |
546 | 00:22:06,659 | 00:22:07,995 | But everybody started getting sick, | But everybody started getting sick, |
547 | 00:22:08,029 | 00:22:10,264 | so the health department shut it down | so the health department shut it down |
548 | 00:22:10,297 | 00:22:12,333 | after a few people died. | after a few people died. |
549 | 00:22:12,366 | 00:22:14,601 | Why you ain't transfer to a different school then? | Why you ain't transfer to a different school then? |
550 | 00:22:14,634 | 00:22:18,906 | Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room. | Uh-hmm. We tried, but there wasn't enough room. |
551 | 00:22:18,939 | 00:22:22,675 | Hmm, I'm cool with it though. | Hmm, I'm cool with it though. |
552 | 00:22:22,710 | 00:22:24,011 | Florida's finest. | Florida's finest. |
553 | 00:22:24,045 | 00:22:25,578 | God, I didn't know you're gonna bring | God, I didn't know you're gonna bring |
554 | 00:22:25,612 | 00:22:26,914 | - these cameras with you. - This is my room. | - these cameras with you. - This is my room. |
555 | 00:22:26,947 | 00:22:28,215 | Not anymore. Momma said I could use it. | Not anymore. Momma said I could use it. |
556 | 00:22:28,249 | 00:22:29,616 | Now, get out. | Now, get out. |
557 | 00:22:29,649 | 00:22:31,085 | Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea? | Where am I supposed to sleep, Sharea? |
558 | 00:22:31,118 | 00:22:32,753 | Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up. | Sleep? I'm still waiting on you to wake the fuck up. |
559 | 00:22:32,787 | 00:22:33,988 | Bitch, I've asked you nicely. | Bitch, I've asked you nicely. |
560 | 00:22:34,021 | 00:22:35,655 | Get the fuck back. | Get the fuck back. |
561 | 00:22:35,688 | 00:22:37,291 | You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh? | You know Lil Eric out there sleeping on the sofa, huh? |
562 | 00:22:37,324 | 00:22:38,826 | I know. He don't like to sleep in here. | I know. He don't like to sleep in here. |
563 | 00:22:38,859 | 00:22:40,861 | - Goddamn. - Why not? | - Goddamn. - Why not? |
564 | 00:22:40,895 | 00:22:43,931 | You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you? | You just don't want me to shit in peace, do you? |
565 | 00:22:43,964 | 00:22:46,133 | We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole. | We got the whole room smelling like Michael Moore asshole. |
566 | 00:22:46,167 | 00:22:47,334 | Fuck you, TJ. | Fuck you, TJ. |
567 | 00:22:47,368 | 00:22:49,203 | Light a goddamn match. | Light a goddamn match. |
568 | 00:22:49,236 | 00:22:52,273 | Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit. | Tropic thunder all in the hood and shit. |
569 | 00:23:01,015 | 00:23:03,050 | - Mr. Jackson? - Show's over. | - Mr. Jackson? - Show's over. |
570 | 00:23:03,084 | 00:23:04,617 | You can go home now. | You can go home now. |
571 | 00:23:42,923 | 00:23:44,058 | Is this the same house? | Is this the same house? |
572 | 00:23:44,091 | 00:23:45,726 | I guess they mowed the lawn. | I guess they mowed the lawn. |
573 | 00:23:45,759 | 00:23:47,061 | Most of it, anyway. | Most of it, anyway. |
574 | 00:23:47,094 | 00:23:48,362 | I thought you all would be gone by now. | I thought you all would be gone by now. |
575 | 00:23:48,395 | 00:23:51,198 | All the shit you all done see. | All the shit you all done see. |
576 | 00:23:51,232 | 00:23:54,034 | You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh? | You all really trying to fuck with TJ, huh? |
577 | 00:23:54,068 | 00:23:56,270 | - You like being on TV? - No. | - You like being on TV? - No. |
578 | 00:23:56,303 | 00:23:58,072 | You do now. Show me the carburetor. | You do now. Show me the carburetor. |
579 | 00:23:58,105 | 00:23:59,340 | Um... | Um... |
580 | 00:23:59,373 | 00:24:00,908 | What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga? | What the fuck you pointing at, little nigga? |
581 | 00:24:00,941 | 00:24:02,443 | It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy. | It ain't no carburetor. It's fuel injected, boy. |
582 | 00:24:02,476 | 00:24:05,279 | Lil Eric? | Lil Eric? |
583 | 00:24:05,312 | 00:24:06,914 | Boy, you got me walking | Boy, you got me walking |
584 | 00:24:06,947 | 00:24:09,049 | all over this house looking for you. | all over this house looking for you. |
585 | 00:24:09,083 | 00:24:10,251 | Where did you sleep last night? | Where did you sleep last night? |
586 | 00:24:10,284 | 00:24:11,919 | In the car with Uncle TJ. | In the car with Uncle TJ. |
587 | 00:24:11,952 | 00:24:13,888 | Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama | Okay. Well, baby, unless you want mama |
588 | 00:24:13,921 | 00:24:15,089 | to break both your damn ankles, | to break both your damn ankles, |
589 | 00:24:15,122 | 00:24:16,257 | you're gonna need to let me know | you're gonna need to let me know |
590 | 00:24:16,290 | 00:24:18,025 | before you leave out this house, okay? | before you leave out this house, okay? |
591 | 00:24:18,058 | 00:24:19,393 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
592 | 00:24:19,426 | 00:24:21,362 | And why can't your ass park on the street | And why can't your ass park on the street |
593 | 00:24:21,395 | 00:24:23,063 | like regular fucking people? | like regular fucking people? |
594 | 00:24:23,097 | 00:24:25,332 | Damn get... you don't have shit. | Damn get... you don't have shit. |
595 | 00:24:28,469 | 00:24:29,970 | Try it now. | Try it now. |
596 | 00:24:39,013 | 00:24:42,750 | Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it. | Well, hold on, nigga, before you flood it. |
597 | 00:24:42,783 | 00:24:43,984 | Try it now. | Try it now. |
598 | 00:24:49,490 | 00:24:53,160 | Hey, go park it over there. | Hey, go park it over there. |
599 | 00:24:53,194 | 00:24:55,162 | Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old. | Got my first DUI when he's like 10 years old. |
600 | 00:24:55,196 | 00:24:56,864 | Little nigga been driving ever since. | Little nigga been driving ever since. |
601 | 00:24:56,897 | 00:24:57,898 | Fuck Uber. | Fuck Uber. |
602 | 00:25:00,834 | 00:25:01,835 | Shit. | Shit. |
603 | 00:25:07,341 | 00:25:08,842 | What happened? | What happened? |
604 | 00:25:08,876 | 00:25:10,711 | You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules? | You ain't get a copy of your parole release rules? |
605 | 00:25:12,046 | 00:25:14,048 | I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late. | I couldn't get my car to start. That's why I'm late. |
606 | 00:25:15,249 | 00:25:17,184 | What's this? What's the camera crew? | What's this? What's the camera crew? |
607 | 00:25:17,218 | 00:25:18,452 | - Uh... - You ain't filming | - Uh... - You ain't filming |
608 | 00:25:18,485 | 00:25:20,354 | - no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey. | - no porn shit, are you? - No. Hey. |
609 | 00:25:20,387 | 00:25:21,322 | Say hi, Lil Eric. | Say hi, Lil Eric. |
610 | 00:25:21,355 | 00:25:23,224 | - Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric. | - Hey. - Hey, Lil Eric. |
611 | 00:25:24,992 | 00:25:28,229 | Your shirt... put a shirt on. | Your shirt... put a shirt on. |
612 | 00:25:28,262 | 00:25:29,964 | Three hundred dollars a month in court cost. | Three hundred dollars a month in court cost. |
613 | 00:25:29,997 | 00:25:32,099 | Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund. | Fifty dollars to the crime victims right fund. |
614 | 00:25:32,132 | 00:25:33,434 | Ten dollars a month for a year, | Ten dollars a month for a year, |
615 | 00:25:33,467 | 00:25:35,135 | eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs | eleven dollars a month to pay for my CCs |
616 | 00:25:35,169 | 00:25:36,804 | and I got to pay for UAs too, though? | and I got to pay for UAs too, though? |
617 | 00:25:36,837 | 00:25:39,406 | - That's a decent payment plan. - For who? | - That's a decent payment plan. - For who? |
618 | 00:25:39,440 | 00:25:41,742 | Well, how much're they paying for your little life story? | Well, how much're they paying for your little life story? |
619 | 00:25:42,943 | 00:25:43,944 | That's classified. | That's classified. |
620 | 00:25:45,846 | 00:25:47,815 | Uh-uh. Hey. You, two. | Uh-uh. Hey. You, two. |
621 | 00:25:47,848 | 00:25:50,451 | Come here. Come here. | Come here. Come here. |
622 | 00:25:52,486 | 00:25:54,755 | What are you all really filming? | What are you all really filming? |
623 | 00:26:02,329 | 00:26:06,133 | You know, being TJ's PO... | You know, being TJ's PO... |
624 | 00:26:06,166 | 00:26:07,568 | is frustrating, you know, | is frustrating, you know, |
625 | 00:26:07,601 | 00:26:10,971 | because he got a lot of potential, you know? | because he got a lot of potential, you know? |
626 | 00:26:11,005 | 00:26:14,908 | But he stay doing some stupid shit. | But he stay doing some stupid shit. |
627 | 00:26:19,313 | 00:26:21,115 | So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga? | So you gonna go closed caption on a nigga? |
628 | 00:26:21,148 | 00:26:22,316 | I'm trying to help you earn a living | I'm trying to help you earn a living |
629 | 00:26:22,349 | 00:26:23,550 | and you're steady blowing wolf tickets. | and you're steady blowing wolf tickets. |
630 | 00:26:23,584 | 00:26:24,885 | - But Cheryl. - Don't touch me. | - But Cheryl. - Don't touch me. |
631 | 00:26:24,918 | 00:26:26,287 | Got... you know what? Hey, hey. | Got... you know what? Hey, hey. |
632 | 00:26:26,320 | 00:26:27,921 | I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing | I don't know when Cheryl got the SuperGluing |
633 | 00:26:27,955 | 00:26:29,123 | her asshole like that. | her asshole like that. |
634 | 00:26:29,156 | 00:26:30,491 | But let me tell y'all something... | But let me tell y'all something... |
635 | 00:26:30,524 | 00:26:32,026 | - Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't | - Nigga, perimeters. - Hey, hey, she wasn't |
636 | 00:26:32,059 | 00:26:33,460 | this uptight back in high school. Hear me? | this uptight back in high school. Hear me? |
637 | 00:26:33,494 | 00:26:34,995 | She used to manage rappers and shit. | She used to manage rappers and shit. |
638 | 00:26:35,029 | 00:26:36,230 | - Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh. | - Remember Wonder Dyke? - Oh. |
639 | 00:26:36,263 | 00:26:38,399 | ♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪ | ♪ Love dick. Hate men. Yeah ♪ |
640 | 00:26:38,432 | 00:26:40,434 | ♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪ | ♪ Might suck dick now and again, but we ain't friends ♪ |
641 | 00:26:40,467 | 00:26:42,002 | She was cold as fuck. What happened to her? | She was cold as fuck. What happened to her? |
642 | 00:26:42,036 | 00:26:43,937 | She was... she was tight. She grew up. | She was... she was tight. She grew up. |
643 | 00:26:43,971 | 00:26:45,272 | She got married. She has some twins. | She got married. She has some twins. |
644 | 00:26:45,306 | 00:26:46,473 | What about you? | What about you? |
645 | 00:26:46,507 | 00:26:48,375 | Have you coordinated one job interview yet? | Have you coordinated one job interview yet? |
646 | 00:26:48,409 | 00:26:49,843 | Interview for what, Cheryl? | Interview for what, Cheryl? |
647 | 00:26:49,877 | 00:26:51,345 | I'm gonna build my motivational company | I'm gonna build my motivational company |
648 | 00:26:51,378 | 00:26:53,947 | from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up. | from the floor up until it blow up and get my dough up. |
649 | 00:26:53,981 | 00:26:55,983 | How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm? | How you gonna eat? How you gonna pay bills, hmm? |
650 | 00:26:56,016 | 00:26:57,351 | How you gonna stay off them blocks? | How you gonna stay off them blocks? |
651 | 00:26:57,384 | 00:26:58,952 | By being the world's coldest life coach. | By being the world's coldest life coach. |
652 | 00:26:58,986 | 00:27:00,421 | - That's how. - You better find that bridge. | - That's how. - You better find that bridge. |
653 | 00:27:00,454 | 00:27:01,989 | You better find that bridge | You better find that bridge |
654 | 00:27:02,022 | 00:27:03,324 | because you ain't about to be idol on my watch. | because you ain't about to be idol on my watch. |
655 | 00:27:03,357 | 00:27:04,925 | Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol. | Oh, I'm gonna be somebody's idol. |
656 | 00:27:04,958 | 00:27:06,327 | - You can count on that. - And you can count on me | - You can count on that. - And you can count on me |
657 | 00:27:06,360 | 00:27:08,062 | taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed. | taking your ass back to jail if you stay unemployed. |
658 | 00:27:08,095 | 00:27:10,030 | - I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E. | - I mean that. - Okay. Hey, hey, hey, Lil E. |
659 | 00:27:10,064 | 00:27:13,100 | Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name? | Lil E. Lil E, what's old boy's name? |
660 | 00:27:13,133 | 00:27:14,635 | The Tech Jew went on the internet, | The Tech Jew went on the internet, |
661 | 00:27:14,668 | 00:27:16,036 | the entrepreneur and got rich. | the entrepreneur and got rich. |
662 | 00:27:16,070 | 00:27:17,638 | - He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel? | - He'll never know. - Evan Spiegel? |
663 | 00:27:17,671 | 00:27:19,173 | No, the one that be with all the Asian gals. | No, the one that be with all the Asian gals. |
664 | 00:27:19,206 | 00:27:21,475 | - Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg? | - Oh, I know. - Mark Zuckerberg? |
665 | 00:27:21,508 | 00:27:22,876 | That nigga. Yeah. | That nigga. Yeah. |
666 | 00:27:22,910 | 00:27:24,545 | Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him | Go on Mark Zuckerberg page and tell him |
667 | 00:27:24,578 | 00:27:26,246 | that Cheryl said that he's unemployed. | that Cheryl said that he's unemployed. |
668 | 00:27:26,280 | 00:27:28,015 | - Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that. | - Let me know what he say. - No. Don't tell him that. |
669 | 00:27:28,048 | 00:27:30,117 | I ain't say that. You the one on probation. | I ain't say that. You the one on probation. |
670 | 00:27:30,150 | 00:27:32,886 | Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon | Yeah. Okay. But nobody wanna hide no ex-felon |
671 | 00:27:32,920 | 00:27:34,488 | and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl. | and that's why I'm trying to explain to you, Cheryl. |
672 | 00:27:34,521 | 00:27:36,623 | You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ. | You got a list of companies that do just that, TJ. |
673 | 00:27:36,657 | 00:27:38,592 | Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long | Yeah. But that list... that list ain't as long |
674 | 00:27:38,625 | 00:27:40,094 | as the list of companies that I worked for | as the list of companies that I worked for |
675 | 00:27:40,127 | 00:27:41,328 | when I was inside the joint. | when I was inside the joint. |
676 | 00:27:41,362 | 00:27:44,598 | And that's real nigga shit. Heard me? | And that's real nigga shit. Heard me? |
677 | 00:27:44,631 | 00:27:46,600 | Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse | Yow, I might as well talk to a fucking corpse |
678 | 00:27:46,633 | 00:27:48,302 | because this, this one don't listen. | because this, this one don't listen. |
679 | 00:27:48,335 | 00:27:50,571 | Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that? | Okay. I'ma be a rich corpse. Heard that? |
680 | 00:27:50,604 | 00:27:53,640 | I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best | I promised Momma Jackson that I was gonna do my best |
681 | 00:27:53,674 | 00:27:55,342 | to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do. | to keep TJ out of prison and that's what I'm gonna do. |
682 | 00:27:55,376 | 00:27:56,944 | I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison. | I'm gonna do my best to keep TJ out of prison. |
683 | 00:27:56,977 | 00:27:58,445 | - Stop ear hustling. - Cheryl don't do shit. | - Stop ear hustling. - Cheryl don't do shit. |
684 | 00:27:58,479 | 00:28:00,247 | I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them. | I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to them. |
685 | 00:28:00,280 | 00:28:02,182 | - It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying... | - It's about me, though. - Okay. As I was saying... |
686 | 00:28:02,216 | 00:28:04,084 | - It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna | - It's about me though. - ...this is what we're gonna |
687 | 00:28:04,118 | 00:28:05,652 | do starting bright and early tomorrow morning, | do starting bright and early tomorrow morning, |
688 | 00:28:05,686 | 00:28:08,188 | I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds | I'ma be on TJ's doorstep every single day until he finds |
689 | 00:28:08,222 | 00:28:10,023 | himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive | himself a job. And you know what? I'ma personally drive |
690 | 00:28:10,057 | 00:28:11,658 | him to every single interview because that's, that's what | him to every single interview because that's, that's what |
691 | 00:28:11,692 | 00:28:13,327 | - I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I | - I'm... is that a check? - Can I... Can I just... can I |
692 | 00:28:13,360 | 00:28:14,962 | - show you something? No. - Is it a check stub? | - show you something? No. - Is it a check stub? |
693 | 00:28:14,995 | 00:28:16,430 | - No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment? | - No. Okay. No. Okay. - Is it proof of employment? |
694 | 00:28:16,463 | 00:28:18,098 | Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. | Wait. But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hold on. |
695 | 00:28:18,132 | 00:28:19,666 | Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see. | Okay. Well, then there's nothing that I need to see. |
696 | 00:28:19,701 | 00:28:21,368 | The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you | The Toastmasters... if the Toastmasters came to you |
697 | 00:28:21,402 | 00:28:23,337 | and said I want you to be on a reality show. | and said I want you to be on a reality show. |
698 | 00:28:23,370 | 00:28:25,506 | Does that not say something about your credentials? | Does that not say something about your credentials? |
699 | 00:28:25,539 | 00:28:27,040 | Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow, | Nice talk, TJ. I'ma see you tomorrow, |
700 | 00:28:27,074 | 00:28:28,675 | - all right? - I... you just... | - all right? - I... you just... |
701 | 00:28:28,710 | 00:28:31,111 | Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach? | Do you think your Uncle would make a great life coach? |
702 | 00:28:31,145 | 00:28:32,312 | Don't show up when I blow up. | Don't show up when I blow up. |
703 | 00:28:32,346 | 00:28:34,214 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
704 | 00:28:34,248 | 00:28:36,083 | You can't be a failure and a life coach | You can't be a failure and a life coach |
705 | 00:28:36,116 | 00:28:37,651 | at the same time. | at the same time. |
706 | 00:28:37,684 | 00:28:39,386 | What's wrong, Junior? | What's wrong, Junior? |
707 | 00:28:42,589 | 00:28:44,358 | I, as in Insurgents. | I, as in Insurgents. |
708 | 00:28:44,391 | 00:28:47,194 | J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am. | J as in Jamiroquai. Yes, ma'am. |
709 | 00:28:47,227 | 00:28:48,462 | Yes. Jackson. | Yes. Jackson. |
710 | 00:28:48,495 | 00:28:49,963 | Yeah. That's right. | Yeah. That's right. |
711 | 00:28:49,997 | 00:28:51,331 | Uh-hmm. | Uh-hmm. |
712 | 00:28:51,365 | 00:28:53,634 | So how many contestants do y'all usually have? | So how many contestants do y'all usually have? |
713 | 00:28:55,703 | 00:28:58,539 | Okay. Uh-hmm. | Okay. Uh-hmm. |
714 | 00:28:58,572 | 00:29:01,108 | Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway? | Well, how did Toastmasters find me, anyway? |
715 | 00:29:02,543 | 00:29:04,344 | Oh, yes. | Oh, yes. |
716 | 00:29:04,378 | 00:29:05,112 | Okay. | Okay. |
717 | 00:29:06,647 | 00:29:08,415 | No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am. | No. Yes, ma'am, I did. Yes, I am. |
718 | 00:29:08,449 | 00:29:09,516 | Uh-hmm. | Uh-hmm. |
719 | 00:29:09,550 | 00:29:12,085 | No, thank you. Okay. | No, thank you. Okay. |
720 | 00:29:12,119 | 00:29:13,987 | Toastmasters just left a little message. | Toastmasters just left a little message. |
721 | 00:29:14,021 | 00:29:15,556 | Your sister won't sign the release waiver | Your sister won't sign the release waiver |
722 | 00:29:15,589 | 00:29:17,124 | for a documentary. | for a documentary. |
723 | 00:29:17,157 | 00:29:19,326 | Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way. | Fuck, I don't want her to be in my shit, no way. |
724 | 00:29:19,359 | 00:29:22,162 | But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric. | But some of our best material is with you and Lil Eric. |
725 | 00:29:22,196 | 00:29:24,097 | It's the heart of our story. | It's the heart of our story. |
726 | 00:29:24,131 | 00:29:25,299 | Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it. | Shit. Give it to me. I'll sign it. |
727 | 00:29:25,332 | 00:29:27,067 | No. Lil Eric is a minor. | No. Lil Eric is a minor. |
728 | 00:29:27,100 | 00:29:29,303 | We need a signature from his legal guardian. | We need a signature from his legal guardian. |
729 | 00:29:29,336 | 00:29:30,738 | Is that Sharea? | Is that Sharea? |
730 | 00:29:30,772 | 00:29:33,173 | You think we can get her to sign up before we leave? | You think we can get her to sign up before we leave? |
731 | 00:29:34,709 | 00:29:36,176 | Before you leave? | Before you leave? |
732 | 00:29:37,712 | 00:29:39,079 | - Well... - We have everything | - Well... - We have everything |
733 | 00:29:39,112 | 00:29:40,782 | that we need. | that we need. |
734 | 00:29:40,815 | 00:29:43,317 | So you... | So you... |
735 | 00:29:43,350 | 00:29:44,752 | you're gonna end the show in the middle | you're gonna end the show in the middle |
736 | 00:29:44,786 | 00:29:46,420 | of the fucking cliffhanger? | of the fucking cliffhanger? |
737 | 00:29:46,453 | 00:29:49,656 | Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon? | Y'all don't wanna see a nigga go from baboon to tycoon? |
738 | 00:29:49,690 | 00:29:52,092 | Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend | Mr. Jackson, we actually didn't intend |
739 | 00:29:52,125 | 00:29:54,461 | to film as much as we did. | to film as much as we did. |
740 | 00:29:54,495 | 00:29:58,065 | But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking | But you did. I mean, you past that whole fucking |
741 | 00:29:58,098 | 00:29:59,466 | 10-minute class assignment. | 10-minute class assignment. |
742 | 00:29:59,500 | 00:30:02,102 | Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit | Now you're in that Spielberg, Tyler Perry level shit |
743 | 00:30:02,135 | 00:30:04,037 | with all the footage you done got. | with all the footage you done got. |
744 | 00:30:04,071 | 00:30:06,774 | Yes. But that wasn't the assignment. | Yes. But that wasn't the assignment. |
745 | 00:30:06,808 | 00:30:08,475 | Oh. Oh. | Oh. Oh. |
746 | 00:30:08,509 | 00:30:09,643 | Oh. Oh, okay. | Oh. Oh, okay. |
747 | 00:30:09,676 | 00:30:11,713 | Oh, I see. College, College Education | Oh, I see. College, College Education |
748 | 00:30:11,746 | 00:30:13,213 | got you trained real good. I get it. | got you trained real good. I get it. |
749 | 00:30:13,247 | 00:30:15,182 | - Okay. I get it. - What does that mean? | - Okay. I get it. - What does that mean? |
750 | 00:30:15,215 | 00:30:17,084 | No. Just means that your professor told you to do | No. Just means that your professor told you to do |
751 | 00:30:17,117 | 00:30:18,552 | a 10-minute assignment, right? | a 10-minute assignment, right? |
752 | 00:30:18,585 | 00:30:21,154 | And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster, | And you happened into a full length feature blockbuster, |
753 | 00:30:21,188 | 00:30:23,257 | but all you can think about is little 10-minute project | but all you can think about is little 10-minute project |
754 | 00:30:23,290 | 00:30:25,827 | that he told you to do, right? | that he told you to do, right? |
755 | 00:30:25,860 | 00:30:30,063 | Well, maybe if you did what you were told, | Well, maybe if you did what you were told, |
756 | 00:30:30,097 | 00:30:31,766 | you'd spend less time in jail. | you'd spend less time in jail. |
757 | 00:30:31,799 | 00:30:32,800 | Oh. Wow. | Oh. Wow. |
758 | 00:30:32,834 | 00:30:35,135 | Spunky little Wild Child, huh? | Spunky little Wild Child, huh? |
759 | 00:30:35,168 | 00:30:37,304 | Well, let me tell you something. | Well, let me tell you something. |
760 | 00:30:38,539 | 00:30:40,674 | You're a little younger. You might not get this. | You're a little younger. You might not get this. |
761 | 00:30:40,708 | 00:30:43,243 | But you don't need bars to be in prison. | But you don't need bars to be in prison. |
762 | 00:30:43,277 | 00:30:45,212 | You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out | You gotta ask yourself, "Why is it a nigga fresh out |
763 | 00:30:45,245 | 00:30:46,714 | the joint can see a brighter future for you | the joint can see a brighter future for you |
764 | 00:30:46,748 | 00:30:49,416 | than you can see for yourself?" Hmm? | than you can see for yourself?" Hmm? |
765 | 00:30:50,818 | 00:30:52,519 | How's that for confinement? | How's that for confinement? |
766 | 00:31:12,840 | 00:31:14,441 | You wanna hear some music? | You wanna hear some music? |
767 | 00:31:14,474 | 00:31:15,843 | What music? Your music? | What music? Your music? |
768 | 00:31:15,877 | 00:31:17,477 | - Yeah. - No. | - Yeah. - No. |
769 | 00:31:27,822 | 00:31:29,623 | It's obvious you don't have a plan. | It's obvious you don't have a plan. |
770 | 00:31:29,656 | 00:31:31,759 | - Would you like to hear mine? - Okay. Look, first of all, | - Would you like to hear mine? - Okay. Look, first of all, |
771 | 00:31:31,793 | 00:31:33,694 | don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma. | don't be rolling your eyes at me because I ain't your momma. |
772 | 00:31:33,728 | 00:31:35,529 | And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you | And if you tell me your plan, don't tell it to me like you |
773 | 00:31:35,562 | 00:31:36,898 | think you're smarter than me. | think you're smarter than me. |
774 | 00:31:36,931 | 00:31:39,266 | Uh-hmm. First things first. | Uh-hmm. First things first. |
775 | 00:31:39,299 | 00:31:41,568 | You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic. | You have at least 10,000 followers on Prison Logic. |
776 | 00:31:41,602 | 00:31:43,270 | - Uh-hmm. - That's his blog? | - Uh-hmm. - That's his blog? |
777 | 00:31:43,303 | 00:31:45,740 | - Yup. - That many followers? | - Yup. - That many followers? |
778 | 00:31:45,773 | 00:31:48,375 | - Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it, | - Are you sure? - I'm the one who maintains it, |
779 | 00:31:49,911 | 00:31:52,379 | I think. | I think. |
780 | 00:31:52,412 | 00:31:55,315 | Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please? | Can I talk to my nephew off camera for a minute, please? |
781 | 00:31:55,349 | 00:31:57,719 | - Can you step outside, please? - Yeah. Let's go. | - Can you step outside, please? - Yeah. Let's go. |
782 | 00:32:03,590 | 00:32:04,591 | You can't be snitching. | You can't be snitching. |
783 | 00:32:04,625 | 00:32:06,426 | - I'm not. - You just told her | - I'm not. - You just told her |
784 | 00:32:06,460 | 00:32:08,662 | that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint. | that I got you maintaining my blog while I'm inside the joint. |
785 | 00:32:08,695 | 00:32:10,197 | - But it's true. - Yeah. Okay. | - But it's true. - Yeah. Okay. |
786 | 00:32:10,230 | 00:32:13,300 | Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay? | Well, just don't talk about it on camera, okay? |
787 | 00:32:13,333 | 00:32:15,903 | Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay? | Now, now, look, I'm talking to you like a man, okay? |
788 | 00:32:15,937 | 00:32:18,740 | Because your momma can't do it, okay? | Because your momma can't do it, okay? |
789 | 00:32:18,773 | 00:32:20,407 | You see that white girl over there? | You see that white girl over there? |
790 | 00:32:20,440 | 00:32:21,709 | She's not white. She's Asian. | She's not white. She's Asian. |
791 | 00:32:21,743 | 00:32:23,577 | Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious, | Okay. Whatever. Well, she's so black curious, |
792 | 00:32:23,610 | 00:32:24,712 | she's probably gonna let me hit. | she's probably gonna let me hit. |
793 | 00:32:24,746 | 00:32:26,346 | But you got to make me look good. | But you got to make me look good. |
794 | 00:32:26,380 | 00:32:28,649 | - Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan. | - Make you look good? - Man, just tell me your plan. |
795 | 00:32:28,682 | 00:32:30,417 | Well, the first thing you should do is make | Well, the first thing you should do is make |
796 | 00:32:30,450 | 00:32:31,719 | an announcement on your blog. | an announcement on your blog. |
797 | 00:32:31,753 | 00:32:33,320 | Let all your followers know you're out | Let all your followers know you're out |
798 | 00:32:33,353 | 00:32:35,355 | and starting your own consultation business. | and starting your own consultation business. |
799 | 00:32:35,389 | 00:32:36,891 | Post it all over the Internet. | Post it all over the Internet. |
800 | 00:32:36,924 | 00:32:38,692 | But you just can't rely on social media. | But you just can't rely on social media. |
801 | 00:32:38,726 | 00:32:40,360 | You have to connect with the people. | You have to connect with the people. |
802 | 00:32:40,394 | 00:32:41,863 | You have to campaign and let the people | You have to campaign and let the people |
803 | 00:32:41,896 | 00:32:43,563 | know you're the real deal. | know you're the real deal. |
804 | 00:32:43,597 | 00:32:46,366 | Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands, | Make flyers, go door to door, shake hands, |
805 | 00:32:46,400 | 00:32:47,534 | kiss babies. | kiss babies. |
806 | 00:32:49,670 | 00:32:50,637 | I like that. | I like that. |
807 | 00:32:50,671 | 00:32:51,672 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
808 | 00:32:51,706 | 00:32:52,807 | You know what? Okay. | You know what? Okay. |
809 | 00:32:52,840 | 00:32:53,941 | Let me tell you something, man. | Let me tell you something, man. |
810 | 00:32:53,975 | 00:32:56,643 | Look, I know you ain't been hearing | Look, I know you ain't been hearing |
811 | 00:32:56,677 | 00:32:58,345 | from your daddy lately and then your momma | from your daddy lately and then your momma |
812 | 00:32:58,378 | 00:32:59,881 | having a tough time. But, | having a tough time. But, |
813 | 00:32:59,914 | 00:33:02,282 | you know, it don't mean that they don't love you, | you know, it don't mean that they don't love you, |
814 | 00:33:02,315 | 00:33:03,617 | you hear me? | you hear me? |
815 | 00:33:03,650 | 00:33:05,519 | I know. | I know. |
816 | 00:33:05,552 | 00:33:07,822 | Okay. I like your plan though, that's good. | Okay. I like your plan though, that's good. |
817 | 00:33:07,855 | 00:33:09,289 | Come on. Let's go. | Come on. Let's go. |
818 | 00:33:12,026 | 00:33:13,761 | All right. Sometimes that seatbelt | All right. Sometimes that seatbelt |
819 | 00:33:13,795 | 00:33:17,732 | don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay? | don't lock in so if it don't, just sit safe, okay? |
820 | 00:33:17,765 | 00:33:20,367 | Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan, | Now, look, I just heard my nephew's plan, |
821 | 00:33:20,400 | 00:33:22,436 | I'll tell you the truth, okay? | I'll tell you the truth, okay? |
822 | 00:33:22,469 | 00:33:24,671 | Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout | Okay. It would be perfect plan if we were selling Girl Scout |
823 | 00:33:24,706 | 00:33:26,007 | cookies. | cookies. |
824 | 00:33:26,040 | 00:33:28,508 | This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint, | This means I'm gonna stick to my initial blueprint, |
825 | 00:33:28,542 | 00:33:30,444 | okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement | okay? What I'ma do is I'll make an announcement |
826 | 00:33:30,477 | 00:33:33,014 | on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know | on my blog, okay? Let all my followers know |
827 | 00:33:33,047 | 00:33:35,515 | that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching | that I'm out the joint and the nigga launching |
828 | 00:33:35,549 | 00:33:37,284 | his own consultation company. | his own consultation company. |
829 | 00:33:37,317 | 00:33:39,386 | And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet. | And in fact, I'm gonna post that shit all over the internet. |
830 | 00:33:39,419 | 00:33:41,756 | - I just said that. - But I can't just rely | - I just said that. - But I can't just rely |
831 | 00:33:41,789 | 00:33:45,659 | on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got... | on social media, see? So what I'ma do is I got... |
832 | 00:33:45,692 | 00:33:47,594 | I got to connect with the people | I got to connect with the people |
833 | 00:33:47,627 | 00:33:49,764 | on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying? | on the grass roots level. You know what I'm saying? |
834 | 00:33:49,797 | 00:33:51,531 | So what I should do is I got to print flyers, | So what I should do is I got to print flyers, |
835 | 00:33:51,565 | 00:33:53,300 | I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands, | I gotta go door to door, I got to shake hands, |
836 | 00:33:53,333 | 00:33:56,503 | I gotta kiss babies. Heard me? | I gotta kiss babies. Heard me? |
837 | 00:33:56,536 | 00:33:58,005 | Okay. Let's get started. | Okay. Let's get started. |
838 | 00:34:07,982 | 00:34:09,050 | I got another spot. | I got another spot. |
839 | 00:34:11,618 | 00:34:14,021 | Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking? | Hey, y'all interested in some motivational speaking? |
840 | 00:34:14,055 | 00:34:15,455 | Some life coaching? | Some life coaching? |
841 | 00:34:15,489 | 00:34:16,958 | I can come to y'all schools and talk. | I can come to y'all schools and talk. |
842 | 00:34:16,991 | 00:34:18,926 | How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated | How would you feel about yourself knowing you cheated |
843 | 00:34:18,960 | 00:34:21,996 | on a woman that you spent so much time choosing? | on a woman that you spent so much time choosing? |
844 | 00:34:22,029 | 00:34:24,598 | I just now realize how much I am insecure. | I just now realize how much I am insecure. |
845 | 00:34:24,631 | 00:34:27,400 | My situation, my daughter made a choice for me | My situation, my daughter made a choice for me |
846 | 00:34:27,434 | 00:34:29,003 | not to date anyone. | not to date anyone. |
847 | 00:34:29,036 | 00:34:30,570 | Well, nigga, she's your daughter. | Well, nigga, she's your daughter. |
848 | 00:34:30,604 | 00:34:32,372 | My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country. | My girlfriend dumped me in a foreign country. |
849 | 00:34:32,405 | 00:34:33,975 | So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken? | So, you know Hakeem on Little Chicken? |
850 | 00:34:34,008 | 00:34:35,675 | Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years | Yeah. Them niggas doing like 12 years |
851 | 00:34:35,710 | 00:34:37,945 | in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery. | in MKT for kidnapping and armed robbery. |
852 | 00:34:37,979 | 00:34:40,014 | I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me." | I told her she's like, "Oh, look at me." |
853 | 00:34:40,047 | 00:34:41,749 | I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit. | I'm like, "Bitch, look at me. Shit. |
854 | 00:34:41,783 | 00:34:43,416 | Your love bubbles and banging. | Your love bubbles and banging. |
855 | 00:34:43,450 | 00:34:46,087 | I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit. | I'm fucking up here with the white girl ass and shit. |
856 | 00:34:46,120 | 00:34:47,855 | I'm enjoying this motherfucker. | I'm enjoying this motherfucker. |
857 | 00:34:47,889 | 00:34:49,891 | And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga, | And he ain't even reply back. I'm like, "Look, nigga, |
858 | 00:34:49,924 | 00:34:52,425 | all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com." | all asses look the same bent over. Thank you.com." |
859 | 00:34:52,459 | 00:34:54,729 | People should be with you by choice | People should be with you by choice |
860 | 00:34:54,762 | 00:34:55,997 | not by manipulation. | not by manipulation. |
861 | 00:34:56,030 | 00:34:57,799 | You've been through your share of pain. | You've been through your share of pain. |
862 | 00:34:57,832 | 00:34:59,801 | But it's not up to your daughter | But it's not up to your daughter |
863 | 00:34:59,834 | 00:35:01,601 | to determine your healing process. | to determine your healing process. |
864 | 00:35:01,635 | 00:35:03,570 | I had just seen him, went home, | I had just seen him, went home, |
865 | 00:35:03,603 | 00:35:06,941 | and the nurse had called and said, | and the nurse had called and said, |
866 | 00:35:06,974 | 00:35:08,743 | "You know, your dad wants you to come up here." | "You know, your dad wants you to come up here." |
867 | 00:35:08,776 | 00:35:12,013 | You want wife, a side chick, | You want wife, a side chick, |
868 | 00:35:12,046 | 00:35:13,714 | but you're ruining your family for one. | but you're ruining your family for one. |
869 | 00:35:13,748 | 00:35:16,383 | Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb. | Well, when you say it like that, it sounds very dumb. |
870 | 00:35:16,416 | 00:35:18,485 | Well, at that point, I will agree. | Well, at that point, I will agree. |
871 | 00:35:18,518 | 00:35:20,453 | - You don't like questions? - No. | - You don't like questions? - No. |
872 | 00:35:20,487 | 00:35:23,390 | Especially questions from the people that love you. | Especially questions from the people that love you. |
873 | 00:35:23,423 | 00:35:25,458 | I just sit and think that he would, | I just sit and think that he would, |
874 | 00:35:25,492 | 00:35:27,561 | you know, actually ever | you know, actually ever |
875 | 00:35:27,594 | 00:35:29,663 | really pass away. | really pass away. |
876 | 00:35:29,696 | 00:35:32,900 | Life is like a vending machine, man. | Life is like a vending machine, man. |
877 | 00:35:32,934 | 00:35:35,036 | It's full of change. | It's full of change. |
878 | 00:35:35,069 | 00:35:37,738 | So you got to be wise about your smacks. | So you got to be wise about your smacks. |
879 | 00:35:37,772 | 00:35:39,639 | You're on this green grass | You're on this green grass |
880 | 00:35:39,673 | 00:35:41,374 | looking beautiful, okay? | looking beautiful, okay? |
881 | 00:35:41,408 | 00:35:42,977 | You find a way to point out stars | You find a way to point out stars |
882 | 00:35:43,010 | 00:35:44,078 | and flat asses. | and flat asses. |
883 | 00:35:44,111 | 00:35:45,545 | One thing you learn in prison, | One thing you learn in prison, |
884 | 00:35:45,579 | 00:35:47,048 | it's not about the size of the ass, | it's not about the size of the ass, |
885 | 00:35:47,081 | 00:35:49,116 | it's the size of the asshole. | it's the size of the asshole. |
886 | 00:35:49,150 | 00:35:51,085 | We rather our kids go to school and ask questions | We rather our kids go to school and ask questions |
887 | 00:35:51,118 | 00:35:52,753 | than come home and ask questions. | than come home and ask questions. |
888 | 00:35:52,787 | 00:35:54,789 | And that's the problem. You are meditating more | And that's the problem. You are meditating more |
889 | 00:35:54,822 | 00:35:57,490 | on a daily basis... | on a daily basis... |
890 | 00:35:57,524 | 00:36:01,162 | about your history than you are about your future, | about your history than you are about your future, |
891 | 00:36:01,195 | 00:36:04,598 | and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas | and then you ask yourself why you keep finding niggas |
892 | 00:36:04,631 | 00:36:06,600 | that can't appreciate flat asses. | that can't appreciate flat asses. |
893 | 00:36:06,633 | 00:36:07,702 | Y'all getting this? | Y'all getting this? |
894 | 00:36:07,735 | 00:36:10,037 | This is good shit. | This is good shit. |
895 | 00:36:10,071 | 00:36:11,839 | I'm give you an assignment. | I'm give you an assignment. |
896 | 00:36:11,873 | 00:36:14,608 | Lil E, we're getting low on flyers. | Lil E, we're getting low on flyers. |
897 | 00:36:14,641 | 00:36:17,144 | Just put them on a nice card. | Just put them on a nice card. |
898 | 00:36:17,178 | 00:36:18,813 | That's the way you promote a business. | That's the way you promote a business. |
899 | 00:36:18,846 | 00:36:20,047 | Let's do some more. | Let's do some more. |
900 | 00:36:20,081 | 00:36:21,615 | You heard that quote I told that one girl? | You heard that quote I told that one girl? |
901 | 00:36:21,648 | 00:36:23,184 | Which quote? There were so many. | Which quote? There were so many. |
902 | 00:36:23,217 | 00:36:25,452 | "Just because someone admires you for your integrity | "Just because someone admires you for your integrity |
903 | 00:36:25,485 | 00:36:26,754 | doesn't mean they have integrity." | doesn't mean they have integrity." |
904 | 00:36:26,787 | 00:36:28,155 | It's one of my favoriteas. | It's one of my favoriteas. |
905 | 00:36:28,189 | 00:36:29,891 | People really took your advice to heart. | People really took your advice to heart. |
906 | 00:36:29,924 | 00:36:31,691 | I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars | I should've made a hundred and thirty-seven dollars |
907 | 00:36:31,726 | 00:36:33,493 | off that shit too. | off that shit too. |
908 | 00:36:40,234 | 00:36:41,601 | How? | How? |
909 | 00:36:46,941 | 00:36:48,642 | you got no pocket, do you think | you got no pocket, do you think |
910 | 00:36:48,675 | 00:36:51,145 | I can get like five dollars from you? | I can get like five dollars from you? |
911 | 00:37:02,023 | 00:37:03,724 | Can I hold $20? | Can I hold $20? |
912 | 00:37:03,758 | 00:37:04,992 | Can I please hold $20? | Can I please hold $20? |
913 | 00:37:05,026 | 00:37:06,827 | So, you're actually asking for $20? | So, you're actually asking for $20? |
914 | 00:37:06,861 | 00:37:08,062 | You got like $20 I can hold? | You got like $20 I can hold? |
915 | 00:37:08,095 | 00:37:10,031 | Hold? Like just a hold? | Hold? Like just a hold? |
916 | 00:37:10,064 | 00:37:11,198 | Were you talking to my daughters? | Were you talking to my daughters? |
917 | 00:37:11,232 | 00:37:13,600 | - You are a fake coach. - Yeah. | - You are a fake coach. - Yeah. |
918 | 00:37:13,633 | 00:37:15,669 | I was just telling them that I can speak at they school. | I was just telling them that I can speak at they school. |
919 | 00:37:15,703 | 00:37:17,470 | You got three dollars, you got four dollars. | You got three dollars, you got four dollars. |
920 | 00:37:17,504 | 00:37:19,506 | - You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on... | - You got some change? - I don't... I... my wallet is on... |
921 | 00:37:19,539 | 00:37:22,043 | is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning | is on the beach with my towel. You didn't say in the beginning |
922 | 00:37:22,076 | 00:37:24,845 | that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me. | that it's gonna cost me anything, you came up to me. |
923 | 00:37:24,879 | 00:37:26,613 | - Okay. - I mean, you did a great job. | - Okay. - I mean, you did a great job. |
924 | 00:37:26,646 | 00:37:28,983 | Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10? | Can I just get, like... you got... you got $10? |
925 | 00:37:29,016 | 00:37:30,751 | Don't give him any money. | Don't give him any money. |
926 | 00:37:30,785 | 00:37:33,220 | Don't give him any money. | Don't give him any money. |
927 | 00:37:33,254 | 00:37:34,956 | - Did you give him money? - Lil Eric? | - Did you give him money? - Lil Eric? |
928 | 00:37:34,989 | 00:37:37,825 | - Did you give him money? - Come on. | - Did you give him money? - Come on. |
929 | 00:37:37,858 | 00:37:40,627 | I was just talking to this man about my life problems | I was just talking to this man about my life problems |
930 | 00:37:40,660 | 00:37:41,929 | and he asked me for money. | and he asked me for money. |
931 | 00:37:41,963 | 00:37:44,165 | Uh-huh. - He took the money. | Uh-huh. - He took the money. |
932 | 00:37:44,198 | 00:37:46,666 | - They are with him. - Come on, boy! | - They are with him. - Come on, boy! |
933 | 00:37:52,106 | 00:37:54,507 | That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard. | That's for you, little nigga. You worked hard. |
934 | 00:37:56,243 | 00:37:57,912 | You. | You. |
935 | 00:37:57,945 | 00:37:59,646 | That is my money. | That is my money. |
936 | 00:37:59,679 | 00:38:01,115 | Give me my money! Hey. | Give me my money! Hey. |
937 | 00:38:01,148 | 00:38:02,883 | - You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy. | - You want to run? - Put on your seatbelt, boy. |
938 | 00:38:02,917 | 00:38:04,651 | Give me my money. You cannot run! | Give me my money. You cannot run! |
939 | 00:38:04,684 | 00:38:06,187 | You cannot... hey. Hey. | You cannot... hey. Hey. |
940 | 00:38:06,220 | 00:38:07,955 | Hey. What's your problem? | Hey. What's your problem? |
941 | 00:38:07,989 | 00:38:09,656 | You cannot run. | You cannot run. |
942 | 00:38:09,689 | 00:38:11,792 | If I had my gun I'd whoop that nigga ass. | If I had my gun I'd whoop that nigga ass. |
943 | 00:38:11,826 | 00:38:13,560 | Give me my money. | Give me my money. |
944 | 00:38:25,672 | 00:38:28,009 | Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school? | Lil Eric, don't you miss being in school? |
945 | 00:38:28,042 | 00:38:29,944 | I'm not missing nothing. | I'm not missing nothing. |
946 | 00:38:34,715 | 00:38:36,250 | You're not concerned with Lil Eric | You're not concerned with Lil Eric |
947 | 00:38:36,283 | 00:38:37,918 | - not being at school? - Excuse me. | - not being at school? - Excuse me. |
948 | 00:38:37,952 | 00:38:40,121 | - Do you have a permit? - Sorry. | - Do you have a permit? - Sorry. |
949 | 00:38:40,154 | 00:38:42,757 | Do you have a permit? | Do you have a permit? |
950 | 00:38:42,790 | 00:38:44,325 | Hey. | Hey. |
951 | 00:38:44,358 | 00:38:46,060 | All you get taught in these lower income | All you get taught in these lower income |
952 | 00:38:46,093 | 00:38:48,062 | public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha. | public schools is how to fade on Sharkeesha. |
953 | 00:38:48,095 | 00:38:49,964 | I went to public school, I did fine. | I went to public school, I did fine. |
954 | 00:38:49,997 | 00:38:51,999 | Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga | Is that right? How much you wanna bet this little nigga |
955 | 00:38:52,033 | 00:38:53,834 | - right here smarter than you? - How? | - right here smarter than you? - How? |
956 | 00:38:53,868 | 00:38:55,635 | Let me ask you this. Okay. | Let me ask you this. Okay. |
957 | 00:38:55,668 | 00:38:57,338 | There's three birds sitting on a wire, | There's three birds sitting on a wire, |
958 | 00:38:57,371 | 00:39:00,007 | I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds | I take out my pistol, I shoot one of the birds |
959 | 00:39:00,041 | 00:39:01,776 | on the wire, how many birds left on the wire? | on the wire, how many birds left on the wire? |
960 | 00:39:01,809 | 00:39:03,744 | What will be the proper response to that question? | What will be the proper response to that question? |
961 | 00:39:03,778 | 00:39:05,612 | - Ooh. - I'm not talking to you, | - Ooh. - I'm not talking to you, |
962 | 00:39:05,645 | 00:39:07,915 | Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child. | Lil Eric. Come on now, Wild Child. |
963 | 00:39:07,948 | 00:39:09,750 | What am I missing? I don't get it. | What am I missing? I don't get it. |
964 | 00:39:09,784 | 00:39:11,018 | Think about it, okay? | Think about it, okay? |
965 | 00:39:11,052 | 00:39:12,253 | There's three birds on the wire, | There's three birds on the wire, |
966 | 00:39:12,286 | 00:39:14,755 | I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one. | I pull out the duel-y, bust it on one. |
967 | 00:39:14,789 | 00:39:16,689 | - Ah! Me. - I get it. | - Ah! Me. - I get it. |
968 | 00:39:16,724 | 00:39:19,026 | No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off | No birds because the sound of the gunshot would scare off |
969 | 00:39:19,060 | 00:39:20,094 | the other two birds? | the other two birds? |
970 | 00:39:20,127 | 00:39:21,762 | - Is that right? - Ooh. | - Is that right? - Ooh. |
971 | 00:39:21,796 | 00:39:23,764 | - What? - Yes, Lil Eric? | - What? - Yes, Lil Eric? |
972 | 00:39:23,798 | 00:39:26,233 | The proper response would be to ask another question. | The proper response would be to ask another question. |
973 | 00:39:26,267 | 00:39:27,667 | - Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting | - Uh-hmm. - Why are you shooting |
974 | 00:39:27,701 | 00:39:29,804 | at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson? | at the bird? Are you hungry, Mr. Jackson? |
975 | 00:39:29,837 | 00:39:33,207 | Would you like something to eat? | Would you like something to eat? |
976 | 00:39:33,240 | 00:39:34,308 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
977 | 00:39:34,341 | 00:39:36,609 | Assembly line response. | Assembly line response. |
978 | 00:39:36,643 | 00:39:37,978 | Human response. | Human response. |
979 | 00:39:38,012 | 00:39:41,082 | I don't know what you think you learned. Shit. | I don't know what you think you learned. Shit. |
980 | 00:39:41,115 | 00:39:42,216 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
981 | 00:39:42,249 | 00:39:44,118 | - What's going on? - Oh, shit. | - What's going on? - Oh, shit. |
982 | 00:39:46,020 | 00:39:48,055 | Damn. Shit. | Damn. Shit. |
983 | 00:39:49,924 | 00:39:51,025 | Okay. | Okay. |
984 | 00:39:52,426 | 00:39:53,794 | Goddamn. | Goddamn. |
985 | 00:39:56,730 | 00:39:57,965 | Shit. | Shit. |
986 | 00:40:00,234 | 00:40:02,002 | Wait. Wait. | Wait. Wait. |
987 | 00:40:08,442 | 00:40:10,211 | Look. Come here, boy. | Look. Come here, boy. |
988 | 00:40:12,313 | 00:40:14,315 | Get over here. | Get over here. |
989 | 00:40:16,717 | 00:40:18,352 | Just hold on one second. Wait a minute. | Just hold on one second. Wait a minute. |
990 | 00:40:18,385 | 00:40:20,087 | Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy. | Oh, shit. Put your foot on the brake, boy. |
991 | 00:40:20,121 | 00:40:22,156 | You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake. | You're gonna put it in neutral before hitting on the brake. |
992 | 00:40:22,189 | 00:40:24,125 | Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna | Well, take your foot off the brake now and maybe you're gonna |
993 | 00:40:24,158 | 00:40:26,026 | break my back. It's rolling back, but it | break my back. It's rolling back, but it |
994 | 00:40:26,060 | 00:40:28,896 | roll back give a footing because my gators, | roll back give a footing because my gators, |
995 | 00:40:28,929 | 00:40:31,698 | they slip. | they slip. |
996 | 00:40:31,732 | 00:40:33,666 | So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go | So, you're saying Lil Eric doesn't need to go |
997 | 00:40:33,701 | 00:40:36,437 | - to school? - No, I'm saying the school | - to school? - No, I'm saying the school |
998 | 00:40:36,470 | 00:40:38,339 | is supposed to be a place of learning, right? | is supposed to be a place of learning, right? |
999 | 00:40:38,372 | 00:40:41,342 | So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization, | So, if 90% of the curriculum is memorization, |
1000 | 00:40:41,375 | 00:40:43,410 | what exactly have you learned? | what exactly have you learned? |
1001 | 00:40:43,444 | 00:40:44,812 | You might learn how to memorize | You might learn how to memorize |
1002 | 00:40:44,845 | 00:40:47,848 | but have you learned how to learn? | but have you learned how to learn? |
1003 | 00:40:47,882 | 00:40:50,284 | Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push. | Justin, get your ass out of the car and help push. |
1004 | 00:40:50,317 | 00:40:52,453 | Just like that, Lil Eric. | Just like that, Lil Eric. |
1005 | 00:41:04,431 | 00:41:05,933 | We got to get some gas. | We got to get some gas. |
1006 | 00:41:12,273 | 00:41:14,275 | Come on, boy. | Come on, boy. |
1007 | 00:41:32,293 | 00:41:35,095 | For the first time in my life, | For the first time in my life, |
1008 | 00:41:35,129 | 00:41:37,231 | I found myself rethinking | I found myself rethinking |
1009 | 00:41:37,264 | 00:41:39,133 | everything I memorized, | everything I memorized, |
1010 | 00:41:39,166 | 00:41:42,169 | everything I thought I'd ever learned, | everything I thought I'd ever learned, |
1011 | 00:41:42,203 | 00:41:46,173 | who taught it to me and why. | who taught it to me and why. |
1012 | 00:42:34,588 | 00:42:37,191 | Man, I tell you, you know. | Man, I tell you, you know. |
1013 | 00:42:37,224 | 00:42:39,260 | Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone | Don't get it twisted, there ain't a sentimental bone |
1014 | 00:42:39,293 | 00:42:40,961 | in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl, | in my body, you know, but me and Cheryl, |
1015 | 00:42:40,995 | 00:42:43,497 | we was cool. We had like... | we was cool. We had like... |
1016 | 00:42:49,169 | 00:42:51,505 | this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me. | this motherfucker is just trying to sabotage me. |
1017 | 00:42:53,007 | 00:42:54,541 | Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like | Goddamn, Momma. That's why I don't like |
1018 | 00:42:54,575 | 00:42:56,143 | nobody in my room. | nobody in my room. |
1019 | 00:42:58,312 | 00:42:59,980 | Who left the phone off the hook? | Who left the phone off the hook? |
1020 | 00:43:00,014 | 00:43:01,915 | I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying | I'm out there beating the pavement all day trying |
1021 | 00:43:01,949 | 00:43:03,484 | to get the phone to ring, I come home, | to get the phone to ring, I come home, |
1022 | 00:43:03,517 | 00:43:05,019 | the phone off the hook. | the phone off the hook. |
1023 | 00:43:06,587 | 00:43:08,522 | When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone | When I get my money up, man, I'm getting me a iPhone |
1024 | 00:43:08,555 | 00:43:10,591 | with a gang of minutes. | with a gang of minutes. |
1025 | 00:43:10,624 | 00:43:12,826 | You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you? | You didn't leave my phone off the hook, did you? |
1026 | 00:43:12,860 | 00:43:15,029 | Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it | Yes the fuck I did 'cause don't nobody call it |
1027 | 00:43:15,062 | 00:43:16,830 | but bill collectors and telemarketers | but bill collectors and telemarketers |
1028 | 00:43:16,864 | 00:43:18,999 | and it's getting on my damn nerves. | and it's getting on my damn nerves. |
1029 | 00:43:20,334 | 00:43:22,269 | How'd y'all do today? | How'd y'all do today? |
1030 | 00:43:22,303 | 00:43:25,472 | I'll let Uncle TJ tell it. | I'll let Uncle TJ tell it. |
1031 | 00:43:25,506 | 00:43:29,009 | You were very optimistic when you first left prison. | You were very optimistic when you first left prison. |
1032 | 00:43:29,043 | 00:43:30,611 | - How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious | - How do you feel now? - Well, it's obvious |
1033 | 00:43:30,644 | 00:43:33,914 | we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison, | we had some setbacks today but like we say in prison, |
1034 | 00:43:33,947 | 00:43:36,550 | "If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me? | "If it ain't ISIS, it ain't a crisis." Heard me? |
1035 | 00:43:36,583 | 00:43:38,919 | Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups. | Four more Lil Eric, then go down and do your push-ups. |
1036 | 00:43:38,952 | 00:43:39,920 | I can't. | I can't. |
1037 | 00:43:39,953 | 00:43:40,921 | What? | What? |
1038 | 00:43:40,954 | 00:43:42,022 | I've got it. | I've got it. |
1039 | 00:43:42,056 | 00:43:43,957 | I've got it. I've got it. | I've got it. I've got it. |
1040 | 00:43:43,991 | 00:43:45,426 | That's what I thought. | That's what I thought. |
1041 | 00:43:45,459 | 00:43:47,995 | Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you. | Now go down and do four push-ups like I showed you. |
1042 | 00:43:48,028 | 00:43:49,463 | We don't use that language around here, boy, | We don't use that language around here, boy, |
1043 | 00:43:49,496 | 00:43:51,165 | especially when TJ home. | especially when TJ home. |
1044 | 00:43:51,198 | 00:43:53,033 | And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass | And when Cheryl come here tomorrow, I'm gonna tell her ass |
1045 | 00:43:53,067 | 00:43:55,302 | straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs. | straight up that I ain't gonna apply for no damn gigs. |
1046 | 00:43:55,336 | 00:43:57,071 | TJ work for TJ. | TJ work for TJ. |
1047 | 00:43:57,104 | 00:43:59,139 | Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box | Can't take me out the plastic and put me back in the box |
1048 | 00:43:59,173 | 00:44:00,974 | like some of these collectible niggas. | like some of these collectible niggas. |
1049 | 00:44:01,008 | 00:44:03,310 | That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy. | That's why we ain't together now. Good job, wardy. |
1050 | 00:44:03,344 | 00:44:04,945 | Go and get you a meal. | Go and get you a meal. |
1051 | 00:44:06,914 | 00:44:08,215 | Momma. | Momma. |
1052 | 00:44:41,515 | 00:44:43,250 | I think if I show people some of my writings, | I think if I show people some of my writings, |
1053 | 00:44:43,283 | 00:44:45,252 | I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of, | I might give them a good idea of what I'm capable of, |
1054 | 00:44:45,285 | 00:44:47,688 | this my seminar called | this my seminar called |
1055 | 00:44:47,722 | 00:44:49,456 | "What You See Is What You Saw ." | "What You See Is What You Saw ." |
1056 | 00:44:49,490 | 00:44:51,592 | Shit might be a good title for this documentary. | Shit might be a good title for this documentary. |
1057 | 00:44:51,625 | 00:44:53,494 | - Is it published? - It's not yet but once | - Is it published? - It's not yet but once |
1058 | 00:44:53,527 | 00:44:55,295 | this movie come out, watch what happens. | this movie come out, watch what happens. |
1059 | 00:44:55,329 | 00:44:59,199 | Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here. | Hey, we gotta go before Cheryl get here. |
1060 | 00:45:12,446 | 00:45:14,381 | Where are you going? I can't go with you? | Where are you going? I can't go with you? |
1061 | 00:45:14,415 | 00:45:16,083 | Junior? | Junior? |
1062 | 00:45:16,116 | 00:45:17,951 | Is that you out there? | Is that you out there? |
1063 | 00:45:25,392 | 00:45:27,361 | This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma. | This one's hotter. It's a little hotter, Momma. |
1064 | 00:45:27,394 | 00:45:29,496 | Here, just... okay. | Here, just... okay. |
1065 | 00:45:29,530 | 00:45:31,532 | - I'll just put it right here. - Ooh, all right. | - I'll just put it right here. - Ooh, all right. |
1066 | 00:45:31,565 | 00:45:33,667 | All right. | All right. |
1067 | 00:45:33,701 | 00:45:36,503 | Oh, thank you, baby. | Oh, thank you, baby. |
1068 | 00:45:36,537 | 00:45:37,971 | - Ooh, and... - Okay. | - Ooh, and... - Okay. |
1069 | 00:45:38,005 | 00:45:40,742 | And empty my bedpan, please. | And empty my bedpan, please. |
1070 | 00:45:40,775 | 00:45:42,543 | Momma, act like you got some shame. | Momma, act like you got some shame. |
1071 | 00:45:42,576 | 00:45:43,977 | There's cameras in here. | There's cameras in here. |
1072 | 00:45:44,011 | 00:45:45,312 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
1073 | 00:45:47,414 | 00:45:49,116 | When the last time y'all emptied this out? | When the last time y'all emptied this out? |
1074 | 00:45:49,149 | 00:45:51,485 | About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler." | About a week ago when Oprah's on "The Butler." |
1075 | 00:45:53,153 | 00:45:54,555 | You taking them things on an empty stomach? | You taking them things on an empty stomach? |
1076 | 00:45:54,588 | 00:45:56,390 | That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning. | That's probably why you're getting sick in the morning. |
1077 | 00:45:56,423 | 00:45:58,292 | Get them out of here, boy. | Get them out of here, boy. |
1078 | 00:46:13,574 | 00:46:16,143 | You hungry? | You hungry? |
1079 | 00:46:16,176 | 00:46:17,712 | Give this to your grandmomma. | Give this to your grandmomma. |
1080 | 00:46:30,524 | 00:46:32,426 | Hey. | Hey. |
1081 | 00:46:32,459 | 00:46:33,761 | Hey. | Hey. |
1082 | 00:46:33,795 | 00:46:36,463 | Look early, I'm impressed, TJ. | Look early, I'm impressed, TJ. |
1083 | 00:46:36,497 | 00:46:37,799 | I get to spend the day with you. | I get to spend the day with you. |
1084 | 00:46:37,832 | 00:46:39,734 | - I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man. | - I was looking forward to it. - Oh, man. |
1085 | 00:46:39,767 | 00:46:41,703 | - You look nice. - Aw, thank you. | - You look nice. - Aw, thank you. |
1086 | 00:46:41,736 | 00:46:44,404 | Look at you. You just... you know what? | Look at you. You just... you know what? |
1087 | 00:46:44,438 | 00:46:46,406 | Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. | Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. |
1088 | 00:46:46,440 | 00:46:49,576 | Hey. Y'all two. | Hey. Y'all two. |
1089 | 00:46:49,610 | 00:46:51,378 | I'm feeling a little cooperative today, | I'm feeling a little cooperative today, |
1090 | 00:46:51,411 | 00:46:53,380 | TJ and I showered up early. Come on. | TJ and I showered up early. Come on. |
1091 | 00:46:53,413 | 00:46:55,249 | Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses | Y'all wanna rode? Catch them glimpses |
1092 | 00:46:55,282 | 00:46:57,317 | - of his little life? - I told you. | - of his little life? - I told you. |
1093 | 00:46:57,351 | 00:46:59,286 | You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing | You ain't tell me and then you was over there messing |
1094 | 00:46:59,319 | 00:47:01,255 | - with that other girl. - She was messing with me. | - with that other girl. - She was messing with me. |
1095 | 00:47:01,288 | 00:47:02,689 | I was just doing what I had to do. | I was just doing what I had to do. |
1096 | 00:47:02,724 | 00:47:05,392 | - You know she got shot. - Yeah. Uh-hmm. | - You know she got shot. - Yeah. Uh-hmm. |
1097 | 00:47:06,360 | 00:47:07,361 | Lost her leg. | Lost her leg. |
1098 | 00:47:07,394 | 00:47:08,695 | Yeah. I heard. I heard. | Yeah. I heard. I heard. |
1099 | 00:47:08,730 | 00:47:11,265 | I thought she lost her leg with diabetes. | I thought she lost her leg with diabetes. |
1100 | 00:47:11,298 | 00:47:12,299 | That's what they said | That's what they said |
1101 | 00:47:12,332 | 00:47:13,735 | but she started stripping again, | but she started stripping again, |
1102 | 00:47:13,768 | 00:47:15,369 | - so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot | - so I... - Oh with a little specialty shot |
1103 | 00:47:15,402 | 00:47:16,403 | what they do on the amputees. | what they do on the amputees. |
1104 | 00:47:16,436 | 00:47:17,739 | - Yeah. - Yup. | - Yeah. - Yup. |
1105 | 00:47:17,772 | 00:47:20,240 | That shot make a lot of money. | That shot make a lot of money. |
1106 | 00:47:21,408 | 00:47:22,442 | Give me that. | Give me that. |
1107 | 00:47:22,476 | 00:47:24,511 | Oh, my God. Thank you. | Oh, my God. Thank you. |
1108 | 00:47:28,248 | 00:47:30,584 | I try not to deal with that kind of, | I try not to deal with that kind of, |
1109 | 00:47:30,617 | 00:47:33,253 | negative environment anymore, you know? | negative environment anymore, you know? |
1110 | 00:47:33,287 | 00:47:34,655 | You know, I try to stay positive. | You know, I try to stay positive. |
1111 | 00:47:34,688 | 00:47:36,156 | I'm back in church. | I'm back in church. |
1112 | 00:47:36,189 | 00:47:37,725 | I have to make sure the job don't take... | I have to make sure the job don't take... |
1113 | 00:47:37,759 | 00:47:40,394 | part of me, take hold of me, | part of me, take hold of me, |
1114 | 00:47:40,427 | 00:47:42,095 | you know? What the focus is... | you know? What the focus is... |
1115 | 00:47:42,129 | 00:47:43,630 | with you is to really... | with you is to really... |
1116 | 00:47:43,664 | 00:47:45,332 | hey, Sharlene. | hey, Sharlene. |
1117 | 00:47:45,365 | 00:47:47,401 | But let me tell you something about Sharlene, | But let me tell you something about Sharlene, |
1118 | 00:47:47,434 | 00:47:49,636 | Sharlene... | Sharlene... |
1119 | 00:47:49,670 | 00:47:51,605 | Sharlene got three jobs. | Sharlene got three jobs. |
1120 | 00:47:51,638 | 00:47:53,440 | How old he tell you he was? | How old he tell you he was? |
1121 | 00:47:53,473 | 00:47:54,842 | How old? What did he say? | How old? What did he say? |
1122 | 00:47:54,876 | 00:47:57,344 | - I think like 32. - What? | - I think like 32. - What? |
1123 | 00:47:58,445 | 00:47:59,646 | No. I said... no. | No. I said... no. |
1124 | 00:47:59,680 | 00:48:01,148 | I said it's been 32 years | I said it's been 32 years |
1125 | 00:48:01,181 | 00:48:04,284 | since I've been to juvie. | since I've been to juvie. |
1126 | 00:48:04,318 | 00:48:06,486 | - Don't let her fool you. - Don't listen to the... | - Don't let her fool you. - Don't listen to the... |
1127 | 00:48:06,520 | 00:48:08,221 | Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know, | Don't let Cheryl fool you. Just so you know, |
1128 | 00:48:08,255 | 00:48:09,757 | - okay? - I wonder, uh... listen. | - okay? - I wonder, uh... listen. |
1129 | 00:48:09,791 | 00:48:11,759 | She might look young but let me tell you something. | She might look young but let me tell you something. |
1130 | 00:48:11,793 | 00:48:13,226 | Cheryl got that vintage pussy. | Cheryl got that vintage pussy. |
1131 | 00:48:13,260 | 00:48:14,428 | Don't let her fool you. | Don't let her fool you. |
1132 | 00:48:14,461 | 00:48:15,830 | She got that vintage pussy, okay? She... | She got that vintage pussy, okay? She... |
1133 | 00:48:15,863 | 00:48:17,130 | - MVP. - She might be young | - MVP. - She might be young |
1134 | 00:48:17,164 | 00:48:19,399 | MVP. | MVP. |
1135 | 00:48:19,433 | 00:48:20,868 | That's what it's there for. | That's what it's there for. |
1136 | 00:48:20,902 | 00:48:23,570 | - MVP. - Uh-huh. | - MVP. - Uh-huh. |
1137 | 00:48:23,604 | 00:48:26,139 | Okay. Uh-hmm. | Okay. Uh-hmm. |
1138 | 00:48:26,173 | 00:48:27,174 | You know, nigga. | You know, nigga. |
1139 | 00:48:27,207 | 00:48:28,609 | Don't... listen. This is... | Don't... listen. This is... |
1140 | 00:48:28,642 | 00:48:30,644 | this on camera, take... | this on camera, take... |
1141 | 00:48:30,677 | 00:48:32,312 | hey, take... you can take that shit out. | hey, take... you can take that shit out. |
1142 | 00:48:32,346 | 00:48:34,348 | - They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out. | - They can edit that out? - Y'all gonna take that part out. |
1143 | 00:48:34,381 | 00:48:36,450 | - Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that | - Please do. - Okay. Y'all can't handle that |
1144 | 00:48:36,483 | 00:48:37,719 | 'cause you're professional. | 'cause you're professional. |
1145 | 00:48:37,752 | 00:48:39,186 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
1146 | 00:48:39,219 | 00:48:40,922 | Go inside, ask for application, | Go inside, ask for application, |
1147 | 00:48:40,955 | 00:48:42,824 | and I'mma have you fill it out. | and I'mma have you fill it out. |
1148 | 00:48:44,391 | 00:48:46,560 | Hurry up, ain't got all day. | Hurry up, ain't got all day. |
1149 | 00:48:49,296 | 00:48:52,199 | Give me some nuts. | Give me some nuts. |
1150 | 00:48:52,232 | 00:48:54,334 | Okay. Age. | Okay. Age. |
1151 | 00:48:54,368 | 00:48:56,236 | Same as you. | Same as you. |
1152 | 00:48:56,269 | 00:48:57,604 | Shit. | Shit. |
1153 | 00:49:04,712 | 00:49:08,315 | Next is previous job experience. | Next is previous job experience. |
1154 | 00:49:08,348 | 00:49:10,317 | Telecommunications, hotel management, | Telecommunications, hotel management, |
1155 | 00:49:10,350 | 00:49:12,586 | hotel reservations, tilapia farming, | hotel reservations, tilapia farming, |
1156 | 00:49:12,619 | 00:49:14,221 | - toxic waste management. - Wait. | - toxic waste management. - Wait. |
1157 | 00:49:14,254 | 00:49:15,857 | - Pick one. - For real? | - Pick one. - For real? |
1158 | 00:49:15,890 | 00:49:18,960 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1159 | 00:49:18,993 | 00:49:21,194 | Reasons for leaving prior jobs? | Reasons for leaving prior jobs? |
1160 | 00:49:21,228 | 00:49:22,496 | What? What do you mean? | What? What do you mean? |
1161 | 00:49:22,529 | 00:49:24,264 | Why did you stop doing telecommunications? | Why did you stop doing telecommunications? |
1162 | 00:49:24,297 | 00:49:25,532 | Because I got out of prison. | Because I got out of prison. |
1163 | 00:49:25,565 | 00:49:26,968 | Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming? | Okay. Why did you stop tilapia farming? |
1164 | 00:49:27,001 | 00:49:28,535 | Because I got out of prison. | Because I got out of prison. |
1165 | 00:49:28,568 | 00:49:30,337 | What about toxic waste management job? | What about toxic waste management job? |
1166 | 00:49:30,370 | 00:49:32,305 | - 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison. | - 'Cause I got out of prison. - You got out of prison. |
1167 | 00:49:32,339 | 00:49:33,975 | - Okay. All right. I get it. - What the fuck I'd do | - Okay. All right. I get it. - What the fuck I'd do |
1168 | 00:49:34,008 | 00:49:35,710 | - with my lighter? - Just use mine. | - with my lighter? - Just use mine. |
1169 | 00:49:35,743 | 00:49:38,412 | It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there. | It's right in the glove compartment, it's two in there. |
1170 | 00:49:38,445 | 00:49:40,614 | - That's all filled out? - That's everything. | - That's all filled out? - That's everything. |
1171 | 00:49:40,647 | 00:49:42,482 | - All right. - All right. | - All right. - All right. |
1172 | 00:49:42,516 | 00:49:43,885 | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. | Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
1173 | 00:49:43,918 | 00:49:45,820 | - What? - What is that? | - What? - What is that? |
1174 | 00:49:45,853 | 00:49:47,688 | - This? - Yeah. What's that? | - This? - Yeah. What's that? |
1175 | 00:49:47,722 | 00:49:50,323 | - It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me. | - It's my mixtape. - Nah, give it to me. |
1176 | 00:49:51,458 | 00:49:53,326 | All right. Go ahead. | All right. Go ahead. |
1177 | 00:49:56,798 | 00:49:58,498 | Tijuana Jackson. | Tijuana Jackson. |
1178 | 00:49:58,532 | 00:50:01,468 | Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. | Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. |
1179 | 00:50:02,669 | 00:50:05,907 | I'm a life coach with a goon hand. | I'm a life coach with a goon hand. |
1180 | 00:50:05,940 | 00:50:08,375 | If you hit me on Twitter, | If you hit me on Twitter, |
1181 | 00:50:08,408 | 00:50:10,377 | I help to get your life right. | I help to get your life right. |
1182 | 00:50:10,410 | 00:50:11,846 | Desired position? | Desired position? |
1183 | 00:50:11,879 | 00:50:13,346 | Doggy style. | Doggy style. |
1184 | 00:50:14,381 | 00:50:15,682 | - That's it. I'm done. - What? | - That's it. I'm done. - What? |
1185 | 00:50:15,717 | 00:50:17,517 | - No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No. | - No, Cheryl. - No, you play too much. No. |
1186 | 00:50:17,551 | 00:50:19,486 | - I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me. | - I was in jail. Cheryl, come on. - Fill it out for me. |
1187 | 00:50:19,519 | 00:50:21,022 | No, you fill it out. | No, you fill it out. |
1188 | 00:50:21,055 | 00:50:22,422 | Wait. What's that? | Wait. What's that? |
1189 | 00:50:22,456 | 00:50:23,825 | You said to get an application. | You said to get an application. |
1190 | 00:50:23,858 | 00:50:26,728 | No, no. Not that. That. Those. | No, no. Not that. That. Those. |
1191 | 00:50:26,761 | 00:50:28,328 | Why can't I get you no flowers? | Why can't I get you no flowers? |
1192 | 00:50:28,361 | 00:50:29,629 | Oh, wait, those are for me? | Oh, wait, those are for me? |
1193 | 00:50:29,663 | 00:50:30,965 | Well, you ain't getting on my nerves | Well, you ain't getting on my nerves |
1194 | 00:50:30,998 | 00:50:32,432 | as much as I thought you would. | as much as I thought you would. |
1195 | 00:50:32,466 | 00:50:34,301 | Well, ditto, nigga. | Well, ditto, nigga. |
1196 | 00:50:34,334 | 00:50:35,737 | 'Cause you kind of remind me the old days | 'Cause you kind of remind me the old days |
1197 | 00:50:35,770 | 00:50:37,437 | - a little bit. - Remember when | - a little bit. - Remember when |
1198 | 00:50:37,471 | 00:50:39,006 | 'cause you throw them the rent party? | 'cause you throw them the rent party? |
1199 | 00:50:41,408 | 00:50:44,478 | - Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice. | - Yeah. That's for you. - Oh, thanks. Nice. |
1200 | 00:50:44,511 | 00:50:46,781 | You ain't steal this, did you? | You ain't steal this, did you? |
1201 | 00:50:46,814 | 00:50:50,718 | Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application. | Uh-uh. Let's fill out this application. |
1202 | 00:50:50,752 | 00:50:52,385 | They're pretty. | They're pretty. |
1203 | 00:50:54,488 | 00:50:55,757 | All right. So, | All right. So, |
1204 | 00:50:55,790 | 00:50:58,993 | gonna see you tomorrow. | gonna see you tomorrow. |
1205 | 00:50:59,026 | 00:51:00,962 | Will nigga got a choice? | Will nigga got a choice? |
1206 | 00:51:00,995 | 00:51:02,830 | You? I mean, yeah, you... | You? I mean, yeah, you... |
1207 | 00:51:02,864 | 00:51:05,432 | get a job or go back to prison. | get a job or go back to prison. |
1208 | 00:51:05,465 | 00:51:08,268 | That's the choice. | That's the choice. |
1209 | 00:51:10,337 | 00:51:12,907 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
1210 | 00:51:14,508 | 00:51:17,344 | All right. | All right. |
1211 | 00:51:17,377 | 00:51:20,014 | - Bye. - Bye-bye. | - Bye. - Bye-bye. |
1212 | 00:51:20,047 | 00:51:22,616 | Hey, uh, TJ, thanks. | Hey, uh, TJ, thanks. |
1213 | 00:51:22,649 | 00:51:23,718 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
1214 | 00:51:23,751 | 00:51:25,485 | I thought you like the colors. | I thought you like the colors. |
1215 | 00:51:25,519 | 00:51:26,620 | Yup. Yeah. | Yup. Yeah. |
1216 | 00:51:26,653 | 00:51:28,321 | No, I like it. | No, I like it. |
1217 | 00:51:28,355 | 00:51:29,422 | Yellow | Yellow |
1218 | 00:51:29,456 | 00:51:31,759 | right. | right. |
1219 | 00:51:37,397 | 00:51:39,299 | You won't get the fuck out of the car? | You won't get the fuck out of the car? |
1220 | 00:51:41,535 | 00:51:43,503 | Momma. | Momma. |
1221 | 00:51:43,537 | 00:51:44,538 | Cameras on deck. | Cameras on deck. |
1222 | 00:51:44,571 | 00:51:45,840 | - Hey, unc. - Hey. | - Hey, unc. - Hey. |
1223 | 00:51:45,873 | 00:51:47,742 | Hey. | Hey. |
1224 | 00:51:49,944 | 00:51:52,679 | Did he find a job? | Did he find a job? |
1225 | 00:51:52,713 | 00:51:54,015 | Doubt it. | Doubt it. |
1226 | 00:52:01,889 | 00:52:03,690 | What was that? | What was that? |
1227 | 00:52:04,859 | 00:52:06,526 | I got three messages. | I got three messages. |
1228 | 00:52:06,560 | 00:52:08,863 | Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right? | Y'all are rolling... y'all are rolling, right? |
1229 | 00:52:10,097 | 00:52:11,766 | Hello, Mr. Jackson. | Hello, Mr. Jackson. |
1230 | 00:52:11,799 | 00:52:14,634 | This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash. | This is Robert Marshall of Hollywood Carwash. |
1231 | 00:52:14,668 | 00:52:17,370 | We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not... | We reviewed your application. Unfortunately, we're not... |
1232 | 00:52:17,404 | 00:52:18,773 | Mr. Tijuana Jackson, | Mr. Tijuana Jackson, |
1233 | 00:52:18,806 | 00:52:20,440 | this is Wendy Reisman from the... | this is Wendy Reisman from the... |
1234 | 00:52:20,473 | 00:52:21,742 | 99 Cent Store in Plantation. | 99 Cent Store in Plantation. |
1235 | 00:52:21,776 | 00:52:22,944 | You dropped off an application | You dropped off an application |
1236 | 00:52:22,977 | 00:52:24,879 | earlier this afternoon and a mixtape. | earlier this afternoon and a mixtape. |
1237 | 00:52:24,912 | 00:52:26,446 | Was that intentional? | Was that intentional? |
1238 | 00:52:26,479 | 00:52:28,115 | Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is... | Mr. Tijuana Jackson, this is... |
1239 | 00:52:28,149 | 00:52:29,851 | Brent Cobbler calling in behalf | Brent Cobbler calling in behalf |
1240 | 00:52:29,884 | 00:52:32,686 | of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club. | of Orlando's International Toastmasters Club. |
1241 | 00:52:32,720 | 00:52:34,121 | We would like to congratulate you | We would like to congratulate you |
1242 | 00:52:34,155 | 00:52:36,090 | on being selected to audition for a spot | on being selected to audition for a spot |
1243 | 00:52:36,123 | 00:52:38,726 | in this season's Toastmaster's reality show. | in this season's Toastmaster's reality show. |
1244 | 00:52:38,759 | 00:52:41,394 | You stand to win a worldwide speaking career | You stand to win a worldwide speaking career |
1245 | 00:52:41,428 | 00:52:44,698 | and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes. | and up to $50,000 in cash and prizes. |
1246 | 00:52:44,732 | 00:52:46,167 | If you are interested at all, | If you are interested at all, |
1247 | 00:52:46,200 | 00:52:49,837 | please give us a call at 954-280... | please give us a call at 954-280... |
1248 | 00:52:49,871 | 00:52:52,505 | 4979. Look for Cindy. | 4979. Look for Cindy. |
1249 | 00:52:52,539 | 00:52:53,774 | I told you. | I told you. |
1250 | 00:52:53,808 | 00:52:55,475 | What the fuck did I tell you? Did you... | What the fuck did I tell you? Did you... |
1251 | 00:52:55,508 | 00:52:57,477 | did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video? | did y'all get that... did y'all get that on video? |
1252 | 00:52:57,510 | 00:52:58,612 | Did you get that? You get that? | Did you get that? You get that? |
1253 | 00:52:58,645 | 00:53:00,014 | - What did I tell you? - Orlando? | - What did I tell you? - Orlando? |
1254 | 00:53:00,047 | 00:53:01,849 | - Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn. | - Disney World? - Shh. Goddamn. |
1255 | 00:53:01,883 | 00:53:03,617 | - What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma. | - What is it, Junior? - Nothing, momma. |
1256 | 00:53:03,650 | 00:53:05,086 | Just got me a job. That's all. | Just got me a job. That's all. |
1257 | 00:53:05,119 | 00:53:07,788 | Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay? | Let me be the one to tell her what it is, okay? |
1258 | 00:53:07,822 | 00:53:10,690 | Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga. | Goddamn. Hold it down, nigga. |
1259 | 00:53:10,725 | 00:53:11,893 | What'd I tell y'all? | What'd I tell y'all? |
1260 | 00:53:11,926 | 00:53:13,593 | What did I say? | What did I say? |
1261 | 00:53:17,597 | 00:53:20,400 | Is it a progress, only have one source of ID? | Is it a progress, only have one source of ID? |
1262 | 00:53:21,903 | 00:53:23,570 | Okay. | Okay. |
1263 | 00:53:23,603 | 00:53:24,972 | Uh-hmm. | Uh-hmm. |
1264 | 00:53:25,006 | 00:53:26,741 | Yes, ma'am. | Yes, ma'am. |
1265 | 00:53:26,774 | 00:53:29,010 | Oh, I'mma be there bright and early. | Oh, I'mma be there bright and early. |
1266 | 00:53:29,944 | 00:53:32,713 | No, thank you. | No, thank you. |
1267 | 00:53:32,747 | 00:53:35,482 | If you do an inventory check of your thoughts, | If you do an inventory check of your thoughts, |
1268 | 00:53:35,515 | 00:53:37,617 | 85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative. | 85%, 95% of your thoughts is negative. |
1269 | 00:53:37,651 | 00:53:39,186 | You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy | You know I'm saying? You have to un-niggafy |
1270 | 00:53:39,220 | 00:53:41,022 | yourself and start focusing on... | yourself and start focusing on... |
1271 | 00:53:41,055 | 00:53:42,522 | positive outcomes. | positive outcomes. |
1272 | 00:53:42,555 | 00:53:44,959 | You gotta focus on the positive possibilities | You gotta focus on the positive possibilities |
1273 | 00:53:44,992 | 00:53:46,928 | in order to produce positive results. | in order to produce positive results. |
1274 | 00:53:46,961 | 00:53:49,196 | What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let | What I'm not gonna do is I'm not gonna let |
1275 | 00:53:49,230 | 00:53:51,032 | a bad day dictate the outcome | a bad day dictate the outcome |
1276 | 00:53:51,065 | 00:53:53,500 | of my whole year. Hear me? | of my whole year. Hear me? |
1277 | 00:53:53,533 | 00:53:54,567 | I totally get it. | I totally get it. |
1278 | 00:53:54,601 | 00:53:55,770 | That's what's up. | That's what's up. |
1279 | 00:53:55,803 | 00:53:57,238 | And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me, | And I still got a few hurdles ahead of me, |
1280 | 00:53:57,271 | 00:53:59,040 | you know, because... | you know, because... |
1281 | 00:53:59,073 | 00:54:00,708 | my momma ain't gonna approve of me just, | my momma ain't gonna approve of me just, |
1282 | 00:54:00,741 | 00:54:02,609 | you know, running off to Orlando like that. | you know, running off to Orlando like that. |
1283 | 00:54:02,642 | 00:54:04,644 | And as a parolee, I can't really just, | And as a parolee, I can't really just, |
1284 | 00:54:04,678 | 00:54:05,947 | you know, I gotta get permission | you know, I gotta get permission |
1285 | 00:54:05,980 | 00:54:07,480 | from my probation officer. | from my probation officer. |
1286 | 00:54:07,514 | 00:54:08,950 | Because she ain't... | Because she ain't... |
1287 | 00:54:10,684 | 00:54:12,253 | Speak of the devil. | Speak of the devil. |
1288 | 00:54:12,286 | 00:54:14,188 | What if I get my shit rolling, | What if I get my shit rolling, |
1289 | 00:54:14,221 | 00:54:15,622 | and make you my manager? | and make you my manager? |
1290 | 00:54:15,655 | 00:54:17,490 | I give you 10% off the top right to you. | I give you 10% off the top right to you. |
1291 | 00:54:17,524 | 00:54:19,226 | I don't want 10% of your pipedream. | I don't want 10% of your pipedream. |
1292 | 00:54:19,260 | 00:54:20,527 | That was high school. | That was high school. |
1293 | 00:54:20,560 | 00:54:21,762 | Come on, we grown-ups now. | Come on, we grown-ups now. |
1294 | 00:54:21,796 | 00:54:23,264 | Okay. Note to self, real quick. | Okay. Note to self, real quick. |
1295 | 00:54:23,297 | 00:54:24,999 | Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do, | Bagging groceries are what grown-ups do, |
1296 | 00:54:25,032 | 00:54:27,667 | - being a self-made... - Travel permits denied. | - being a self-made... - Travel permits denied. |
1297 | 00:54:27,702 | 00:54:30,004 | You are not listening. She is not listening. | You are not listening. She is not listening. |
1298 | 00:54:30,037 | 00:54:31,839 | I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job | I'm not listening. I'm not gonna put my job |
1299 | 00:54:31,872 | 00:54:33,640 | in jeopardy for you anymore. | in jeopardy for you anymore. |
1300 | 00:54:33,673 | 00:54:35,508 | She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County. | She about the dumbest deputy this side of Broward County. |
1301 | 00:54:35,542 | 00:54:37,078 | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
1302 | 00:54:37,111 | 00:54:38,678 | - Get out. - Cheryl, | - Get out. - Cheryl, |
1303 | 00:54:38,713 | 00:54:40,613 | I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody. | I just gave you an opportunity to be somebody. |
1304 | 00:54:40,647 | 00:54:42,615 | - You know what you said? - Get out. | - You know what you said? - Get out. |
1305 | 00:54:42,649 | 00:54:44,085 | No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me | No, y'all get out first, so y'all can see me |
1306 | 00:54:44,118 | 00:54:45,286 | when I merk on her ass, okay? | when I merk on her ass, okay? |
1307 | 00:54:45,319 | 00:54:46,887 | Get out. | Get out. |
1308 | 00:54:46,921 | 00:54:48,621 | You all get the fuck out, too. | You all get the fuck out, too. |
1309 | 00:54:48,655 | 00:54:50,557 | Turn that camera off. | Turn that camera off. |
1310 | 00:55:00,334 | 00:55:02,602 | Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team, | Errbody ain't gonna get to play on the All-Star team, |
1311 | 00:55:02,635 | 00:55:04,705 | you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl, | you heard me? No one. As long as I've known Cheryl, |
1312 | 00:55:04,739 | 00:55:05,973 | that Cheryl problem. | that Cheryl problem. |
1313 | 00:55:06,007 | 00:55:07,640 | The only future she see for herself | The only future she see for herself |
1314 | 00:55:07,674 | 00:55:09,143 | is the future that they laid out for her. | is the future that they laid out for her. |
1315 | 00:55:09,176 | 00:55:10,945 | You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate | You heard me? So it's hard for her to relate |
1316 | 00:55:10,978 | 00:55:13,948 | to a visionary such as myself. | to a visionary such as myself. |
1317 | 00:55:13,981 | 00:55:16,583 | Let me tell y'all something I've learned. | Let me tell y'all something I've learned. |
1318 | 00:55:16,616 | 00:55:19,053 | If you consistently feed and exercise your faith, | If you consistently feed and exercise your faith, |
1319 | 00:55:19,086 | 00:55:20,821 | it will eventually outgrow your fears. | it will eventually outgrow your fears. |
1320 | 00:55:20,855 | 00:55:23,124 | Today's billionaires, they earn they billions | Today's billionaires, they earn they billions |
1321 | 00:55:23,157 | 00:55:24,959 | by taking chances on the unknown, | by taking chances on the unknown, |
1322 | 00:55:24,992 | 00:55:27,660 | while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar. | while the rest of us stay enslaved by the familiar. |
1323 | 00:55:27,694 | 00:55:28,963 | Today, and as of today, | Today, and as of today, |
1324 | 00:55:28,996 | 00:55:30,965 | I'm strictly on my billionaire ground, | I'm strictly on my billionaire ground, |
1325 | 00:55:30,998 | 00:55:33,834 | and I denounce that petty hustler. | and I denounce that petty hustler. |
1326 | 00:55:33,868 | 00:55:35,836 | Shit. | Shit. |
1327 | 00:55:35,870 | 00:55:37,604 | Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change | Hey, y'all got... y'all got some change |
1328 | 00:55:37,637 | 00:55:40,041 | or bus pass a nigga can borrow? | or bus pass a nigga can borrow? |
1329 | 00:55:44,879 | 00:55:45,946 | What's up Lil Eric? | What's up Lil Eric? |
1330 | 00:55:45,980 | 00:55:47,248 | Nothin'. | Nothin'. |
1331 | 00:55:47,281 | 00:55:48,849 | Yo, this yo gal? | Yo, this yo gal? |
1332 | 00:55:48,883 | 00:55:50,251 | Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ. | Darlene, this is my Uncle TJ. |
1333 | 00:55:50,284 | 00:55:51,752 | Hi. | Hi. |
1334 | 00:55:51,786 | 00:55:53,154 | She ain't white, she light skinned, boy. | She ain't white, she light skinned, boy. |
1335 | 00:55:53,187 | 00:55:54,587 | I'm half white. | I'm half white. |
1336 | 00:55:54,621 | 00:55:56,123 | No, with all them yams on your plate. | No, with all them yams on your plate. |
1337 | 00:55:56,157 | 00:55:57,858 | She is celebrating with us, Junior. | She is celebrating with us, Junior. |
1338 | 00:55:57,892 | 00:55:59,894 | - God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy. | - God damn. Y'all made greens? - Watch your mouth, boy. |
1339 | 00:55:59,927 | 00:56:01,262 | Copy that. What are we celebrating? | Copy that. What are we celebrating? |
1340 | 00:56:01,295 | 00:56:02,662 | Didn't you just get a job? | Didn't you just get a job? |
1341 | 00:56:02,695 | 00:56:05,665 | - Too bad it's in Orlando. - What? | - Too bad it's in Orlando. - What? |
1342 | 00:56:05,698 | 00:56:07,168 | - You shut up. - Orlando? | - You shut up. - Orlando? |
1343 | 00:56:07,201 | 00:56:08,736 | Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down | Yeah, momma. He tried to sneak down |
1344 | 00:56:08,769 | 00:56:10,071 | to Orlando to be a Toastmaster. | to Orlando to be a Toastmaster. |
1345 | 00:56:10,104 | 00:56:11,272 | I guess he too good for us now. | I guess he too good for us now. |
1346 | 00:56:11,305 | 00:56:12,740 | If you don't wanna be on camera, | If you don't wanna be on camera, |
1347 | 00:56:12,773 | 00:56:14,308 | all you gotta do is shut your mouth. | all you gotta do is shut your mouth. |
1348 | 00:56:14,341 | 00:56:16,010 | - Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse, | - Fuck you. - Momma, you heard her curse, |
1349 | 00:56:16,043 | 00:56:17,378 | - right? - Orlando, Junior? You know, | - right? - Orlando, Junior? You know, |
1350 | 00:56:17,411 | 00:56:19,080 | - my arthritis acting up. - Momma, you gonna | - my arthritis acting up. - Momma, you gonna |
1351 | 00:56:19,113 | 00:56:20,848 | - let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do? | - let her curse like that? - What am I supposed to do? |
1352 | 00:56:20,881 | 00:56:22,149 | You gonna let her curse like that in front of company? | You gonna let her curse like that in front of company? |
1353 | 00:56:22,183 | 00:56:23,350 | How come every time I say a bad word. | How come every time I say a bad word. |
1354 | 00:56:23,384 | 00:56:24,785 | 'Cause you're the eldest, Junior, | 'Cause you're the eldest, Junior, |
1355 | 00:56:24,819 | 00:56:26,387 | - and you should know better. - God damn. | - and you should know better. - God damn. |
1356 | 00:56:26,420 | 00:56:27,687 | - Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior. | - Say it in front of the camera. - Watch your mouth, Junior. |
1357 | 00:56:27,721 | 00:56:29,156 | Why she get to curse and I don't? | Why she get to curse and I don't? |
1358 | 00:56:29,190 | 00:56:31,325 | You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell. | You heard her, Dick Gregory, because you're old as hell. |
1359 | 00:56:31,358 | 00:56:33,094 | I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth | I hope a porcupine crawl up in your mouth |
1360 | 00:56:33,127 | 00:56:34,328 | while you sleep and take a shit. | while you sleep and take a shit. |
1361 | 00:56:34,361 | 00:56:35,796 | You ain't going to Orlando, Junior. | You ain't going to Orlando, Junior. |
1362 | 00:56:35,830 | 00:56:37,331 | Momma, you want the house with the pool? | Momma, you want the house with the pool? |
1363 | 00:56:37,364 | 00:56:38,833 | This is how I'm gonna get the house | This is how I'm gonna get the house |
1364 | 00:56:38,866 | 00:56:40,000 | with the pool for you. | with the pool for you. |
1365 | 00:56:40,034 | 00:56:41,102 | You want me to get a job? | You want me to get a job? |
1366 | 00:56:41,135 | 00:56:42,703 | This is a legitimate job. | This is a legitimate job. |
1367 | 00:56:42,736 | 00:56:44,405 | Junior, why don't you date Cheryl? | Junior, why don't you date Cheryl? |
1368 | 00:56:44,438 | 00:56:46,740 | Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school? | Junior, why won't you pick up Lil Eric from school? |
1369 | 00:56:46,774 | 00:56:48,309 | Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds? | Junior, why don't you go pick up my meds? |
1370 | 00:56:48,342 | 00:56:50,010 | What do y'all do when I'm not here? | What do y'all do when I'm not here? |
1371 | 00:56:50,044 | 00:56:51,245 | I'mma tell you what they do. | I'mma tell you what they do. |
1372 | 00:56:51,278 | 00:56:52,713 | They do just fine. | They do just fine. |
1373 | 00:56:52,746 | 00:56:54,014 | See, that's a rhetorical question. | See, that's a rhetorical question. |
1374 | 00:56:54,048 | 00:56:55,249 | This ain't about me going away, | This ain't about me going away, |
1375 | 00:56:55,282 | 00:56:57,251 | this is about me growing away. | this is about me growing away. |
1376 | 00:56:57,284 | 00:56:58,886 | They scared of that change, they came... | They scared of that change, they came... |
1377 | 00:56:58,919 | 00:57:00,387 | they came to us with that transformation. | they came to us with that transformation. |
1378 | 00:57:00,421 | 00:57:01,956 | Y'all ain't never made this big a deal | Y'all ain't never made this big a deal |
1379 | 00:57:01,989 | 00:57:03,991 | - of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail. | - of me going to jail. - Nigga, you chose jail. |
1380 | 00:57:04,024 | 00:57:05,692 | Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why | Yeah, I'm choosing this now, which is why |
1381 | 00:57:05,726 | 00:57:07,660 | I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show, | I got selected for the Toastmasters reality show, |
1382 | 00:57:07,694 | 00:57:09,196 | and somebody with stretch marks did not. | and somebody with stretch marks did not. |
1383 | 00:57:09,230 | 00:57:11,098 | - That's enough, Junior. - I'm not talking about | - That's enough, Junior. - I'm not talking about |
1384 | 00:57:11,132 | 00:57:12,433 | your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea. | your stretch marks, momma. I'm talking about Sharea. |
1385 | 00:57:12,466 | 00:57:14,001 | They didn't have no time for a nigga | They didn't have no time for a nigga |
1386 | 00:57:14,034 | 00:57:15,436 | when he was in the joint, now I'm outside, | when he was in the joint, now I'm outside, |
1387 | 00:57:15,469 | 00:57:17,037 | they gonna try to tell me what I could do. | they gonna try to tell me what I could do. |
1388 | 00:57:17,071 | 00:57:18,439 | You know I can't write no letters | You know I can't write no letters |
1389 | 00:57:18,472 | 00:57:19,707 | with this arthritis. | with this arthritis. |
1390 | 00:57:19,740 | 00:57:22,243 | I can't even get on a computer. | I can't even get on a computer. |
1391 | 00:57:22,276 | 00:57:24,945 | So, you couldn't just make a call, momma? | So, you couldn't just make a call, momma? |
1392 | 00:57:26,413 | 00:57:29,150 | You can't shoot me a kite, not one. | You can't shoot me a kite, not one. |
1393 | 00:57:30,151 | 00:57:31,385 | You know, if Sharea was in jail, | You know, if Sharea was in jail, |
1394 | 00:57:31,418 | 00:57:33,087 | - you know that you... - Don't put my name | - you know that you... - Don't put my name |
1395 | 00:57:33,120 | 00:57:34,355 | in your mouth, TJ. | in your mouth, TJ. |
1396 | 00:57:34,388 | 00:57:36,223 | Start me out, all right, because you don't know | Start me out, all right, because you don't know |
1397 | 00:57:36,257 | 00:57:37,892 | what momma would do. | what momma would do. |
1398 | 00:57:37,925 | 00:57:39,393 | You want me to pay | You want me to pay |
1399 | 00:57:39,426 | 00:57:41,829 | a $10 deposit fee | a $10 deposit fee |
1400 | 00:57:41,862 | 00:57:44,165 | and a $3 flat fee | and a $3 flat fee |
1401 | 00:57:44,198 | 00:57:45,466 | just to put money on your phone, | just to put money on your phone, |
1402 | 00:57:45,499 | 00:57:47,701 | just so I can call you? | just so I can call you? |
1403 | 00:57:47,735 | 00:57:50,304 | That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior. | That's $13 for 15 minutes, Junior. |
1404 | 00:57:50,337 | 00:57:53,207 | And the only thing I can hear is your misery, | And the only thing I can hear is your misery, |
1405 | 00:57:53,240 | 00:57:55,075 | and the absence of the Holy Ghost | and the absence of the Holy Ghost |
1406 | 00:57:55,109 | 00:57:57,344 | in the background. | in the background. |
1407 | 00:58:08,355 | 00:58:09,823 | Look at this material. | Look at this material. |
1408 | 00:58:09,857 | 00:58:12,059 | This man's club. I got it in Vegas. | This man's club. I got it in Vegas. |
1409 | 00:58:12,092 | 00:58:13,360 | They was doing this deal if you buy | They was doing this deal if you buy |
1410 | 00:58:13,394 | 00:58:14,995 | two tanks of gas, you get a free suit. | two tanks of gas, you get a free suit. |
1411 | 00:58:15,029 | 00:58:17,731 | This shit nice. Get a close up on it. | This shit nice. Get a close up on it. |
1412 | 00:58:17,765 | 00:58:18,866 | Look at this material. | Look at this material. |
1413 | 00:58:18,899 | 00:58:20,201 | Look at that. | Look at that. |
1414 | 00:58:20,234 | 00:58:22,436 | Man's club, look at these lapels, | Man's club, look at these lapels, |
1415 | 00:58:22,469 | 00:58:23,971 | that's gotta be, that's Italian | that's gotta be, that's Italian |
1416 | 00:58:24,004 | 00:58:27,074 | or French, or something. | or French, or something. |
1417 | 00:58:27,107 | 00:58:30,411 | They probably import shit with the tag on it. | They probably import shit with the tag on it. |
1418 | 00:58:30,444 | 00:58:32,179 | You can't read it, but... | You can't read it, but... |
1419 | 00:58:32,213 | 00:58:33,948 | you can tell about it just by the font. | you can tell about it just by the font. |
1420 | 00:58:33,981 | 00:58:36,917 | That's some upper echelon shit right there. | That's some upper echelon shit right there. |
1421 | 00:58:38,385 | 00:58:39,954 | Uh-hmm. This motherfucking | Uh-hmm. This motherfucking |
1422 | 00:58:39,987 | 00:58:42,790 | into plastic, heard me? | into plastic, heard me? |
1423 | 00:58:42,823 | 00:58:45,159 | Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay? | Look, you gonna sign this release form or not, okay? |
1424 | 00:58:45,192 | 00:58:48,028 | Because my whole future riding on this signature. | Because my whole future riding on this signature. |
1425 | 00:58:49,463 | 00:58:51,498 | - I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper | - I just need you to put... - TJ, get that fucking paper |
1426 | 00:58:51,532 | 00:58:53,334 | out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit | out of my face, okay? 'cause I'm not signing this shit |
1427 | 00:58:53,367 | 00:58:55,536 | because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie. | because I don't wanna be in your stupid ass movie. |
1428 | 00:58:55,569 | 00:58:57,037 | Okay? | Okay? |
1429 | 00:58:57,071 | 00:58:58,939 | Okay. | Okay. |
1430 | 00:58:58,973 | 00:59:00,407 | Would you, uh... | Would you, uh... |
1431 | 00:59:00,441 | 00:59:02,343 | Yeah. Okay. | Yeah. Okay. |
1432 | 00:59:02,376 | 00:59:04,912 | ...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh? | ...shake your ass on Instagram though, huh? |
1433 | 00:59:04,945 | 00:59:06,213 | Uh-hmm. | Uh-hmm. |
1434 | 00:59:06,247 | 00:59:09,850 | Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance. | Underscore, underscore, MrsTwerkulance. |
1435 | 00:59:09,883 | 00:59:11,318 | Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will, | Ain't nobody seen it yet, but they will, |
1436 | 00:59:11,352 | 00:59:12,920 | and don't try to delete the account, | and don't try to delete the account, |
1437 | 00:59:12,953 | 00:59:14,188 | but guess what? | but guess what? |
1438 | 00:59:14,221 | 00:59:16,557 | I already downloaded all the videos. | I already downloaded all the videos. |
1439 | 00:59:16,590 | 00:59:18,859 | Hmm. Okay. | Hmm. Okay. |
1440 | 00:59:18,892 | 00:59:21,128 | Your son could use a riding on this, too. | Your son could use a riding on this, too. |
1441 | 00:59:23,564 | 00:59:27,101 | Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please? | Hey, can you turn the cameras off, please? |
1442 | 01:00:29,296 | 01:00:31,498 | Come see a happy Jackson family for a change. | Come see a happy Jackson family for a change. |
1443 | 01:00:31,532 | 01:00:33,200 | Come on in. | Come on in. |
1444 | 01:00:33,233 | 01:00:35,002 | We gonna start... we gonna start the whole, | We gonna start... we gonna start the whole, |
1445 | 01:00:35,035 | 01:00:36,470 | show whole the room, okay? | show whole the room, okay? |
1446 | 01:00:36,503 | 01:00:39,340 | This is my ugly sister, Sharea. | This is my ugly sister, Sharea. |
1447 | 01:00:39,373 | 01:00:41,975 | My name is Tijuana Jackson, | My name is Tijuana Jackson, |
1448 | 01:00:42,009 | 01:00:44,411 | life coach with a goon hand. | life coach with a goon hand. |
1449 | 01:00:44,445 | 01:00:46,447 | You can't stand him, | You can't stand him, |
1450 | 01:00:46,480 | 01:00:48,415 | no, they can't. | no, they can't. |
1451 | 01:00:48,449 | 01:00:51,485 | That's the thing about family, man, you know, | That's the thing about family, man, you know, |
1452 | 01:00:51,518 | 01:00:53,354 | it's a place you have your biggest battles, | it's a place you have your biggest battles, |
1453 | 01:00:53,387 | 01:00:54,955 | you know, but it's also a way you go | you know, but it's also a way you go |
1454 | 01:00:54,988 | 01:00:56,490 | to heal your wounds, if you lucky. | to heal your wounds, if you lucky. |
1455 | 01:00:56,523 | 01:00:58,058 | And I'm hoping my shit take off | And I'm hoping my shit take off |
1456 | 01:00:58,092 | 01:00:59,893 | like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen, | like Miley Cyrus panties. Once they happen, |
1457 | 01:00:59,927 | 01:01:01,395 | then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom | then we out this bitch. I'm gonna get my mom |
1458 | 01:01:01,428 | 01:01:03,597 | that big old house with the pool, heard me? | that big old house with the pool, heard me? |
1459 | 01:01:03,630 | 01:01:04,998 | - Thank you. - Momma, | - Thank you. - Momma, |
1460 | 01:01:05,032 | 01:01:08,068 | TJ is smoking in my room. | TJ is smoking in my room. |
1461 | 01:01:08,102 | 01:01:09,203 | No, I'm not. | No, I'm not. |
1462 | 01:01:37,331 | 01:01:39,333 | Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days. | Momma, we only gonna be gone for a couple of days. |
1463 | 01:01:39,366 | 01:01:41,201 | Anything you need, just tell Sharea. | Anything you need, just tell Sharea. |
1464 | 01:01:41,235 | 01:01:43,570 | Just like when I was in the joint. | Just like when I was in the joint. |
1465 | 01:01:43,604 | 01:01:44,671 | Okay. Bye, boy. | Okay. Bye, boy. |
1466 | 01:01:44,706 | 01:01:46,073 | Okay. You know, I can't stand you, | Okay. You know, I can't stand you, |
1467 | 01:01:46,106 | 01:01:47,408 | but momma like you, so hurry back. | but momma like you, so hurry back. |
1468 | 01:01:47,441 | 01:01:48,442 | Yeah. But don't let her take the medication | Yeah. But don't let her take the medication |
1469 | 01:01:48,475 | 01:01:49,443 | on an empty stomach, man. | on an empty stomach, man. |
1470 | 01:01:49,476 | 01:01:51,044 | She'll nag you all damn day. | She'll nag you all damn day. |
1471 | 01:01:51,078 | 01:01:53,514 | - Bye, Unc. - You think all the shit | - Bye, Unc. - You think all the shit |
1472 | 01:01:53,547 | 01:01:55,015 | in the car packed just for me? | in the car packed just for me? |
1473 | 01:01:55,048 | 01:01:56,650 | Your momma packed your shit last night, boy, | Your momma packed your shit last night, boy, |
1474 | 01:01:56,683 | 01:01:58,385 | this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot. | this ain't Malaysia Air. I need a good co-pilot. |
1475 | 01:01:58,419 | 01:01:59,686 | - Get in the car. - Listen. I don't... | - Get in the car. - Listen. I don't... |
1476 | 01:01:59,721 | 01:02:01,288 | - For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you | - For real? - Yes for real. I don't want you |
1477 | 01:02:01,321 | 01:02:02,956 | sitting here playing on your iPad all day. | sitting here playing on your iPad all day. |
1478 | 01:02:02,990 | 01:02:05,259 | I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff. | I figured, what would your uncle learn new stuff. |
1479 | 01:02:05,292 | 01:02:07,227 | Can we go to Disney World? | Can we go to Disney World? |
1480 | 01:02:07,261 | 01:02:08,495 | It's already in the itinerary. | It's already in the itinerary. |
1481 | 01:02:08,529 | 01:02:09,496 | Get in the fucking the car. | Get in the fucking the car. |
1482 | 01:02:09,530 | 01:02:11,465 | Jesus is alive. | Jesus is alive. |
1483 | 01:02:11,498 | 01:02:13,033 | In the car. | In the car. |
1484 | 01:02:13,066 | 01:02:14,968 | Better watch out he talking to my fucking son. | Better watch out he talking to my fucking son. |
1485 | 01:02:15,002 | 01:02:16,270 | Get in the car. | Get in the car. |
1486 | 01:02:16,303 | 01:02:17,438 | Come on, Justin. | Come on, Justin. |
1487 | 01:02:17,471 | 01:02:19,440 | Put on your seatbelt, boy. | Put on your seatbelt, boy. |
1488 | 01:02:23,010 | 01:02:24,478 | Get in the fucking car. | Get in the fucking car. |
1489 | 01:02:27,681 | 01:02:29,149 | Shit. | Shit. |
1490 | 01:02:31,618 | 01:02:33,187 | Hey, what y'all doing? | Hey, what y'all doing? |
1491 | 01:02:33,220 | 01:02:35,322 | Isn't that your probation officer? | Isn't that your probation officer? |
1492 | 01:02:46,366 | 01:02:47,634 | Tijuana Jackson, | Tijuana Jackson, |
1493 | 01:02:47,668 | 01:02:49,303 | he got miles, yeah, that's right. | he got miles, yeah, that's right. |
1494 | 01:02:49,336 | 01:02:53,106 | Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. | Ex-convict turned motivational speaker. |
1495 | 01:02:53,140 | 01:02:54,541 | Yeah. Prison Logic | Yeah. Prison Logic |
1496 | 01:02:56,376 | 01:02:59,046 | ♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪ | ♪ You got to stop, getting complimentary start ♪ |
1497 | 01:02:59,079 | 01:03:02,717 | ♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪ | ♪ Getting ready, yeah, dig up on your confidence ♪ |
1498 | 01:03:02,750 | 01:03:04,284 | This from my own mixtape, | This from my own mixtape, |
1499 | 01:03:04,318 | 01:03:06,220 | my new mixtape about to rape the game, | my new mixtape about to rape the game, |
1500 | 01:03:06,253 | 01:03:07,387 | fam style, heard me? | fam style, heard me? |
1501 | 01:03:07,421 | 01:03:09,724 | Ain't nobody stopping when it's time | Ain't nobody stopping when it's time |
1502 | 01:03:09,757 | 01:03:11,391 | to take your lane. | to take your lane. |
1503 | 01:03:11,425 | 01:03:13,160 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1504 | 01:03:13,193 | 01:03:14,796 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1505 | 01:03:14,829 | 01:03:16,597 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1506 | 01:03:16,630 | 01:03:18,398 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1507 | 01:03:18,432 | 01:03:20,267 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1508 | 01:03:20,300 | 01:03:22,035 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1509 | 01:03:22,069 | 01:03:24,304 | ♪ Take your lane ♪ | ♪ Take your lane ♪ |
1510 | 01:03:31,612 | 01:03:33,213 | Somebody stole my Alpine stereo | Somebody stole my Alpine stereo |
1511 | 01:03:33,247 | 01:03:34,515 | back in the day. | back in the day. |
1512 | 01:03:34,548 | 01:03:36,784 | Is that why you don't hear nothing? | Is that why you don't hear nothing? |
1513 | 01:03:46,393 | 01:03:48,295 | Are you enjoying yourself? | Are you enjoying yourself? |
1514 | 01:03:48,328 | 01:03:51,365 | Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World. | Yeah, but I can't wait to get to Disney World. |
1515 | 01:03:51,398 | 01:03:52,366 | Well, it's coming. | Well, it's coming. |
1516 | 01:03:52,399 | 01:03:54,101 | Y'all get it all on film. | Y'all get it all on film. |
1517 | 01:03:54,134 | 01:03:55,536 | I just wanna show some bonding moments | I just wanna show some bonding moments |
1518 | 01:03:55,569 | 01:03:57,471 | with my nephew. | with my nephew. |
1519 | 01:03:57,504 | 01:04:00,440 | Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this. | Y'all, y'all, come get a close up of this. |
1520 | 01:04:00,474 | 01:04:01,809 | Y'all wanna see some gators? | Y'all wanna see some gators? |
1521 | 01:04:01,843 | 01:04:03,577 | Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric. | Throw that rock in there, Lil Eric. |
1522 | 01:04:03,610 | 01:04:05,345 | They didn't swarm this out because they ain't | They didn't swarm this out because they ain't |
1523 | 01:04:05,379 | 01:04:07,147 | - throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example... | - throwing it off far enough. - Son, that's an example... |
1524 | 01:04:07,180 | 01:04:09,216 | - Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy. | - Throw it. Yeah, like that, flick your fist, boy. |
1525 | 01:04:09,249 | 01:04:10,450 | Put your hands down like... | Put your hands down like... |
1526 | 01:04:10,484 | 01:04:12,319 | there you go, there you go. So what now? | there you go, there you go. So what now? |
1527 | 01:04:12,352 | 01:04:14,187 | Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture | Hey, you seemed you're taking a picture |
1528 | 01:04:14,221 | 01:04:16,156 | - while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling. | - while you're smiling. - I'm not smiling. |
1529 | 01:04:21,461 | 01:04:22,629 | Come on, boy. | Come on, boy. |
1530 | 01:04:22,663 | 01:04:26,099 | I'm not getting in that water. | I'm not getting in that water. |
1531 | 01:04:26,133 | 01:04:27,267 | You better come on. | You better come on. |
1532 | 01:04:36,510 | 01:04:37,678 | - Oh, that's a gator. - What? | - Oh, that's a gator. - What? |
1533 | 01:04:37,712 | 01:04:39,346 | That's a... | That's a... |
1534 | 01:04:39,379 | 01:04:40,414 | ain't no gator, boy. | ain't no gator, boy. |
1535 | 01:04:40,447 | 01:04:42,282 | I'm just playing with you. | I'm just playing with you. |
1536 | 01:04:47,187 | 01:04:48,723 | You're driving. | You're driving. |
1537 | 01:04:52,860 | 01:04:54,862 | You can drive if you want to. | You can drive if you want to. |
1538 | 01:05:33,367 | 01:05:34,568 | Why can't we go inside? | Why can't we go inside? |
1539 | 01:05:34,601 | 01:05:36,470 | Watch your tone with me, boy. | Watch your tone with me, boy. |
1540 | 01:05:36,503 | 01:05:38,505 | I thought you said it was in the itinerary. | I thought you said it was in the itinerary. |
1541 | 01:05:38,538 | 01:05:39,774 | I said it was in the itinerary. | I said it was in the itinerary. |
1542 | 01:05:39,807 | 01:05:41,341 | I didn't say it was in the budget. Now, | I didn't say it was in the budget. Now, |
1543 | 01:05:41,375 | 01:05:42,676 | look, look here. We ain't got | look, look here. We ain't got |
1544 | 01:05:42,710 | 01:05:43,945 | that Disney World money right now, | that Disney World money right now, |
1545 | 01:05:43,978 | 01:05:45,612 | but when this Toastmaster thing pop off, | but when this Toastmaster thing pop off, |
1546 | 01:05:45,646 | 01:05:46,881 | I might buy your own Disney World. | I might buy your own Disney World. |
1547 | 01:05:46,914 | 01:05:48,783 | Matter fact, you know what I might do, | Matter fact, you know what I might do, |
1548 | 01:05:48,816 | 01:05:50,785 | is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, | is I might buy Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, |
1549 | 01:05:50,818 | 01:05:52,352 | and open that up to black folks. | and open that up to black folks. |
1550 | 01:05:52,386 | 01:05:53,721 | Do you wanna go back to the street sign | Do you wanna go back to the street sign |
1551 | 01:05:53,755 | 01:05:54,956 | and get a picture under that? | and get a picture under that? |
1552 | 01:05:54,989 | 01:05:56,791 | You can show your friends? | You can show your friends? |
1553 | 01:06:05,265 | 01:06:06,633 | Wise man speaks | Wise man speaks |
1554 | 01:06:06,667 | 01:06:08,201 | because he has something to say. | because he has something to say. |
1555 | 01:06:08,235 | 01:06:10,203 | And nigga talk because he always got to say so. | And nigga talk because he always got to say so. |
1556 | 01:06:10,237 | 01:06:11,773 | Momma said this is for you. | Momma said this is for you. |
1557 | 01:06:11,806 | 01:06:12,740 | What's this? | What's this? |
1558 | 01:06:12,774 | 01:06:14,474 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
1559 | 01:06:15,575 | 01:06:18,713 | Nigga, this the release form. | Nigga, this the release form. |
1560 | 01:06:18,746 | 01:06:20,280 | This the release form. She signed it. | This the release form. She signed it. |
1561 | 01:06:20,313 | 01:06:21,615 | We're making a movie, nigga. | We're making a movie, nigga. |
1562 | 01:06:21,648 | 01:06:23,350 | We're going platinum, nigga. | We're going platinum, nigga. |
1563 | 01:06:23,383 | 01:06:24,618 | You better be famous, boy. | You better be famous, boy. |
1564 | 01:06:24,651 | 01:06:27,254 | Y'all see that? She signed it. | Y'all see that? She signed it. |
1565 | 01:06:27,989 | 01:06:29,656 | I told you what I told you. | I told you what I told you. |
1566 | 01:06:29,690 | 01:06:32,592 | I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign. | I told y'all that I was gonna get her to sign. |
1567 | 01:06:32,626 | 01:06:34,594 | She know what's good for. | She know what's good for. |
1568 | 01:06:34,628 | 01:06:36,964 | Toastmasters auditions. | Toastmasters auditions. |
1569 | 01:06:36,998 | 01:06:39,433 | This is that moment of truth. | This is that moment of truth. |
1570 | 01:06:41,803 | 01:06:43,503 | I'mma let you carry my briefcase. | I'mma let you carry my briefcase. |
1571 | 01:06:43,537 | 01:06:44,806 | No. | No. |
1572 | 01:06:50,544 | 01:06:52,814 | My collar straight, everything cool? | My collar straight, everything cool? |
1573 | 01:06:54,281 | 01:06:55,850 | It's good. | It's good. |
1574 | 01:06:55,883 | 01:06:57,919 | Let's go change some lives. | Let's go change some lives. |
1575 | 01:07:00,822 | 01:07:03,490 | Nigga look familiar as fuck. | Nigga look familiar as fuck. |
1576 | 01:07:07,527 | 01:07:09,362 | That nigga looks familiar. | That nigga looks familiar. |
1577 | 01:07:09,396 | 01:07:10,765 | How you doing, man? | How you doing, man? |
1578 | 01:07:10,798 | 01:07:12,499 | Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker. | Tijuana Jackson, life coach, motivational speaker. |
1579 | 01:07:12,532 | 01:07:13,768 | I'm here for the Toastmasters. | I'm here for the Toastmasters. |
1580 | 01:07:13,801 | 01:07:15,402 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors, | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, man, no minors, |
1581 | 01:07:15,435 | 01:07:18,538 | no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras. | no smoking, and, uh, you know, no cameras. |
1582 | 01:07:18,572 | 01:07:20,775 | Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man, | Oh, no, like, they... this is like a little student film, man, |
1583 | 01:07:20,808 | 01:07:22,744 | they just... they, they filming my body, the glory. | they just... they, they filming my body, the glory. |
1584 | 01:07:22,777 | 01:07:24,812 | Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man, | Well, yeah, they can... they can film whatever they want, man, |
1585 | 01:07:24,846 | 01:07:26,047 | as long as it's not inside, you know. | as long as it's not inside, you know. |
1586 | 01:07:26,080 | 01:07:28,348 | Oh, well, shit. | Oh, well, shit. |
1587 | 01:07:28,381 | 01:07:30,650 | Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay? | Well, Lil Eric, you gonna stay in the car, okay? |
1588 | 01:07:30,684 | 01:07:32,285 | You can't be serious? | You can't be serious? |
1589 | 01:07:32,319 | 01:07:33,855 | No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors. | No, not me, it's him. He's saying no minors. |
1590 | 01:07:33,888 | 01:07:35,056 | Yeah, sorry little, bro. | Yeah, sorry little, bro. |
1591 | 01:07:35,089 | 01:07:37,859 | What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert? | What is this, a Miley Cyrus concert? |
1592 | 01:07:39,359 | 01:07:41,062 | And y'all gonna have to stay outside. | And y'all gonna have to stay outside. |
1593 | 01:07:41,095 | 01:07:43,396 | You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric. | You got to... you got to sit in the car, Lil Eric. |
1594 | 01:07:43,430 | 01:07:44,766 | No. | No. |
1595 | 01:07:44,799 | 01:07:47,667 | Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here? | Hey, Eric, do you want to film some stuff out here? |
1596 | 01:07:47,702 | 01:07:48,668 | Here. | Here. |
1597 | 01:07:48,703 | 01:07:49,871 | Take this. | Take this. |
1598 | 01:07:49,904 | 01:07:53,373 | Look, this is on and off, record. | Look, this is on and off, record. |
1599 | 01:07:53,406 | 01:07:55,743 | Hey, look, I left the key in the car, | Hey, look, I left the key in the car, |
1600 | 01:07:55,777 | 01:07:57,044 | you can listen to the radio. | you can listen to the radio. |
1601 | 01:07:57,078 | 01:07:58,512 | Heads up. | Heads up. |
1602 | 01:08:02,049 | 01:08:03,550 | Definitely got this. | Definitely got this. |
1603 | 01:08:03,583 | 01:08:05,987 | Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead? | Look at all these Rounders. How do you plead? |
1604 | 01:08:06,020 | 01:08:07,922 | No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league. | No contest, Your Honor. They ain't even in my league. |
1605 | 01:08:07,955 | 01:08:09,556 | What these niggas don't understand is | What these niggas don't understand is |
1606 | 01:08:09,589 | 01:08:11,691 | when it's gang time, they're playing stops. | when it's gang time, they're playing stops. |
1607 | 01:08:11,726 | 01:08:12,827 | No class. | No class. |
1608 | 01:08:12,860 | 01:08:14,461 | - Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class. | - Now, yo, yo, yo. - No class. |
1609 | 01:08:14,494 | 01:08:16,429 | Fuck you nigga, I was already up here. | Fuck you nigga, I was already up here. |
1610 | 01:08:16,463 | 01:08:17,799 | I just went back to get something in my car. | I just went back to get something in my car. |
1611 | 01:08:17,832 | 01:08:19,000 | All right. All right. Easy, easy. | All right. All right. Easy, easy. |
1612 | 01:08:19,033 | 01:08:21,736 | Fuck you ass. | Fuck you ass. |
1613 | 01:08:23,570 | 01:08:25,072 | That's what I do with my mixtape, | That's what I do with my mixtape, |
1614 | 01:08:25,106 | 01:08:27,742 | Affirmation Music Volume 1. | Affirmation Music Volume 1. |
1615 | 01:08:29,442 | 01:08:30,745 | It's a drop, nigga. | It's a drop, nigga. |
1616 | 01:08:30,778 | 01:08:32,079 | - Oh, shit. - What the fuck? Wait. Wait. | - Oh, shit. - What the fuck? Wait. Wait. |
1617 | 01:08:32,113 | 01:08:33,915 | - It's a drop. - Amiga. | - It's a drop. - Amiga. |
1618 | 01:08:33,948 | 01:08:35,750 | Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. | Get out. Get out. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. |
1619 | 01:08:35,783 | 01:08:36,918 | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up. | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait up. |
1620 | 01:08:46,160 | 01:08:47,527 | Get away from me | Get away from me |
1621 | 01:08:47,561 | 01:08:49,396 | Yo | Yo |
1622 | 01:08:49,429 | 01:08:51,498 | Get down the get down. | Get down the get down. |
1623 | 01:08:54,534 | 01:08:56,737 | Ow, what is your problem? | Ow, what is your problem? |
1624 | 01:08:56,771 | 01:08:59,639 | Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now? | Fucking crazy. Are you serious right now? |
1625 | 01:08:59,673 | 01:09:02,143 | And you, yeah, you. | And you, yeah, you. |
1626 | 01:09:02,176 | 01:09:04,444 | Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man. | Come here, man. I see... no, I see you, man. |
1627 | 01:09:04,477 | 01:09:06,013 | Come here. Hey, hey. | Come here. Hey, hey. |
1628 | 01:09:06,047 | 01:09:07,782 | Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now. | Yo, I need you to stop filming me right now. |
1629 | 01:09:07,815 | 01:09:09,482 | You said we can film whatever we wanted | You said we can film whatever we wanted |
1630 | 01:09:09,516 | 01:09:10,952 | as long as not inside the fucking building. | as long as not inside the fucking building. |
1631 | 01:09:10,985 | 01:09:14,554 | I know. I know I'm saying you can. | I know. I know I'm saying you can. |
1632 | 01:09:14,588 | 01:09:16,057 | Hey, Rachel. Rachel. | Hey, Rachel. Rachel. |
1633 | 01:09:16,090 | 01:09:17,992 | We're back to do what we told now, huh? | We're back to do what we told now, huh? |
1634 | 01:09:18,025 | 01:09:19,659 | You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga | You're gonna let that bitch clown nigga |
1635 | 01:09:19,693 | 01:09:21,162 | - intimidate you and to be like... - Shut up. | - intimidate you and to be like... - Shut up. |
1636 | 01:09:21,195 | 01:09:23,064 | - Hey, Maricon. - I thought filming | - Hey, Maricon. - I thought filming |
1637 | 01:09:23,097 | 01:09:26,000 | police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law, | police officers in Florida is in accordance with Florida law, |
1638 | 01:09:26,033 | 01:09:28,135 | as long as I don't interfere with the investigation | as long as I don't interfere with the investigation |
1639 | 01:09:28,169 | 01:09:30,872 | and maintain a safe distance. | and maintain a safe distance. |
1640 | 01:09:30,905 | 01:09:32,572 | I can think of about maybe two things | I can think of about maybe two things |
1641 | 01:09:32,606 | 01:09:35,009 | that you guys have in common. | that you guys have in common. |
1642 | 01:09:35,042 | 01:09:37,611 | Does anybody wanna guess what they are? | Does anybody wanna guess what they are? |
1643 | 01:09:37,644 | 01:09:38,846 | Go ahead. You know what? | Go ahead. You know what? |
1644 | 01:09:38,880 | 01:09:42,183 | Raise your hand if you still think | Raise your hand if you still think |
1645 | 01:09:42,216 | 01:09:44,584 | you're part of a Toastmasters reality program. | you're part of a Toastmasters reality program. |
1646 | 01:09:44,618 | 01:09:46,553 | Go ahead, raise your hand. | Go ahead, raise your hand. |
1647 | 01:09:46,586 | 01:09:48,555 | Oh, my God. These are... | Oh, my God. These are... |
1648 | 01:09:48,588 | 01:09:51,524 | these are brilliant human beings right here. | these are brilliant human beings right here. |
1649 | 01:09:51,558 | 01:09:54,594 | I got some bad news for you, guys. | I got some bad news for you, guys. |
1650 | 01:09:54,628 | 01:09:57,597 | You all have outstanding warrants | You all have outstanding warrants |
1651 | 01:09:57,631 | 01:09:59,566 | right here in Orlando County. | right here in Orlando County. |
1652 | 01:10:01,969 | 01:10:04,972 | So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today, | So if you guys wanna pay off your debts today, |
1653 | 01:10:05,006 | 01:10:08,508 | hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem, | hey, you guys are gonna walk away with no problem, |
1654 | 01:10:08,541 | 01:10:11,444 | but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride | but the rest of you guys are going for a little joyride |
1655 | 01:10:18,585 | 01:10:21,488 | Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant. | Appreciate y'all paying off my warrant. |
1656 | 01:10:21,521 | 01:10:25,026 | I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running. | I'mma pay y'all back as soon as I get my company up and running. |
1657 | 01:10:27,762 | 01:10:29,997 | Where the fuck is my car? | Where the fuck is my car? |
1658 | 01:10:31,665 | 01:10:34,068 | Where the fuck did I park my car? | Where the fuck did I park my car? |
1659 | 01:10:38,873 | 01:10:40,674 | Hey, Lil Eric. | Hey, Lil Eric. |
1660 | 01:10:43,643 | 01:10:45,980 | What the fuck happened to my car? | What the fuck happened to my car? |
1661 | 01:10:55,689 | 01:10:58,993 | Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid | Hey, man, y'all see a little 14-year-old kid |
1662 | 01:10:59,026 | 01:11:03,030 | about this big? | about this big? |
1663 | 01:11:03,064 | 01:11:04,564 | Not this time. | Not this time. |
1664 | 01:11:04,597 | 01:11:06,701 | Have a nice day though. | Have a nice day though. |
1665 | 01:11:18,879 | 01:11:20,781 | Lil Eric. | Lil Eric. |
1666 | 01:11:26,153 | 01:11:28,022 | Lil Eric. | Lil Eric. |
1667 | 01:11:30,291 | 01:11:32,827 | It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at? | It's okay, Lil Eric, where you at? |
1668 | 01:11:42,103 | 01:11:43,804 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
1669 | 01:11:45,806 | 01:11:46,807 | Let me see your phone. | Let me see your phone. |
1670 | 01:11:46,841 | 01:11:48,575 | No. | No. |
1671 | 01:11:49,276 | 01:11:51,746 | Then stop filming me. | Then stop filming me. |
1672 | 01:11:51,779 | 01:11:53,914 | Stop filming me. | Stop filming me. |
1673 | 01:12:25,346 | 01:12:28,149 | Mr. Jackson, | Mr. Jackson, |
1674 | 01:12:28,182 | 01:12:29,750 | we found Lil Eric. | we found Lil Eric. |
1675 | 01:12:29,784 | 01:12:31,752 | He's at the precinct. | He's at the precinct. |
1676 | 01:12:31,786 | 01:12:33,854 | He's fine. | He's fine. |
1677 | 01:12:35,688 | 01:12:37,590 | What precinct? | What precinct? |
1678 | 01:12:39,927 | 01:12:42,595 | This point got no damn sense. | This point got no damn sense. |
1679 | 01:12:43,964 | 01:12:45,698 | Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction, | Look, I'm outside of my jurisdiction, |
1680 | 01:12:45,733 | 01:12:46,934 | so if I go up in that motherfucker, | so if I go up in that motherfucker, |
1681 | 01:12:46,967 | 01:12:48,668 | I might not come out. Okay? | I might not come out. Okay? |
1682 | 01:12:48,702 | 01:12:50,905 | So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him. | So, one of y'all got to go in there and get him. |
1683 | 01:13:06,720 | 01:13:08,222 | There is a time and place, homie. | There is a time and place, homie. |
1684 | 01:13:08,255 | 01:13:09,656 | There's a time and a fucking place. | There's a time and a fucking place. |
1685 | 01:13:09,689 | 01:13:11,125 | Did you find him? | Did you find him? |
1686 | 01:13:11,158 | 01:13:13,260 | They'll only release him to a legal guardian. | They'll only release him to a legal guardian. |
1687 | 01:13:13,294 | 01:13:15,662 | Shit. What if I'm ain't that? | Shit. What if I'm ain't that? |
1688 | 01:13:15,695 | 01:13:18,065 | So, I just sneak in to Disney World. | So, I just sneak in to Disney World. |
1689 | 01:13:18,099 | 01:13:19,800 | What the fuck you do with my car? | What the fuck you do with my car? |
1690 | 01:13:19,834 | 01:13:22,635 | I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse? | I don't know. Do I look like Minnie Mouse? |
1691 | 01:13:22,669 | 01:13:24,171 | Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit | Now we call Sharea, she gonna blow this shit |
1692 | 01:13:24,205 | 01:13:25,906 | way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now. | way out of proportion, I'm telling y'all now. |
1693 | 01:13:25,940 | 01:13:28,742 | Well, yeah, we lost the child. | Well, yeah, we lost the child. |
1694 | 01:13:31,178 | 01:13:34,882 | Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke. | Wouldn't want you to die from second-hand smoke. |
1695 | 01:13:34,915 | 01:13:37,218 | Be free. | Be free. |
1696 | 01:13:41,088 | 01:13:42,923 | So, did you call his mom yet? | So, did you call his mom yet? |
1697 | 01:13:42,957 | 01:13:44,191 | We don't need to call them. | We don't need to call them. |
1698 | 01:13:44,225 | 01:13:47,228 | - Why not? - Because... | - Why not? - Because... |
1699 | 01:13:47,261 | 01:13:50,264 | she gonna take that shit to another level. | she gonna take that shit to another level. |
1700 | 01:13:52,933 | 01:13:55,035 | And she gonna overreact, | And she gonna overreact, |
1701 | 01:13:55,069 | 01:13:56,669 | and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure, | and then, she gonna get my momma blood pressure, |
1702 | 01:13:56,704 | 01:13:59,940 | man, you gonna fucking piss me off. | man, you gonna fucking piss me off. |
1703 | 01:14:01,075 | 01:14:02,409 | So, who you calling? | So, who you calling? |
1704 | 01:14:06,280 | 01:14:07,414 | Come here. | Come here. |
1705 | 01:14:07,448 | 01:14:09,316 | Hey, come here. | Hey, come here. |
1706 | 01:14:09,350 | 01:14:11,185 | No, it's Rachel, | No, it's Rachel, |
1707 | 01:14:11,218 | 01:14:13,354 | the girl with the camera. | the girl with the camera. |
1708 | 01:14:13,387 | 01:14:15,189 | I'm Asian. | I'm Asian. |
1709 | 01:14:15,222 | 01:14:18,192 | Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know, | Mr. Jackson wanted me to let Sharea know, |
1710 | 01:14:18,225 | 01:14:21,228 | Lil Eric is perfectly fine. | Lil Eric is perfectly fine. |
1711 | 01:14:21,262 | 01:14:22,830 | He is in jail, | He is in jail, |
1712 | 01:14:22,863 | 01:14:25,799 | but he wasn't arrested. | but he wasn't arrested. |
1713 | 01:14:25,833 | 01:14:27,034 | That nerd try to | That nerd try to |
1714 | 01:14:27,067 | 01:14:28,402 | question my damn parenting skills, | question my damn parenting skills, |
1715 | 01:14:28,435 | 01:14:30,704 | dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave | dud, you gonna take my kid for one day and leave |
1716 | 01:14:30,738 | 01:14:32,273 | and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal. | and sit in the car like he's some kind of animal. |
1717 | 01:14:32,306 | 01:14:33,874 | I think his demon is trying | I think his demon is trying |
1718 | 01:14:33,908 | 01:14:35,142 | to separate us with you, girl. | to separate us with you, girl. |
1719 | 01:14:35,176 | 01:14:36,877 | It ain't no damn demons, momma, | It ain't no damn demons, momma, |
1720 | 01:14:36,911 | 01:14:39,947 | we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior. | we should stop saying that shit. It ain't nobody but Junior. |
1721 | 01:14:39,980 | 01:14:41,148 | And you don't wanna see it that way. | And you don't wanna see it that way. |
1722 | 01:14:41,182 | 01:14:42,783 | You wanna live in the make believes. | You wanna live in the make believes. |
1723 | 01:14:42,816 | 01:14:44,285 | I'mma just gonna sip my tea. | I'mma just gonna sip my tea. |
1724 | 01:14:44,318 | 01:14:46,420 | If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there. | If you're looking for a demon, his ass right there. |
1725 | 01:14:46,453 | 01:14:49,890 | Jesus, you finish Sharea? | Jesus, you finish Sharea? |
1726 | 01:14:49,924 | 01:14:52,459 | Don't call me by my government name, nigga. | Don't call me by my government name, nigga. |
1727 | 01:14:52,493 | 01:14:54,094 | Are you done? | Are you done? |
1728 | 01:14:54,128 | 01:14:55,930 | Are you done? | Are you done? |
1729 | 01:14:55,963 | 01:14:56,964 | - No. - Are you done? | - No. - Are you done? |
1730 | 01:14:56,997 | 01:15:00,234 | Jesus. | Jesus. |
1731 | 01:15:00,267 | 01:15:02,336 | - Check stub please. - Cheryl... | - Check stub please. - Cheryl... |
1732 | 01:15:02,369 | 01:15:04,305 | - Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got... | - Proof of employment, please. - No, I got... Cheryl, I got... |
1733 | 01:15:04,338 | 01:15:06,173 | - Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl. | - Check stubs. - I got them, Cheryl. |
1734 | 01:15:06,207 | 01:15:07,741 | I got them, but I forgot them. | I got them, but I forgot them. |
1735 | 01:15:07,775 | 01:15:09,009 | Hmm. I know it's always something with you. | Hmm. I know it's always something with you. |
1736 | 01:15:09,043 | 01:15:10,444 | - No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back | - No. Cheryl... - Are you trying to go back |
1737 | 01:15:10,477 | 01:15:12,012 | - to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car. | - to jail, TJ? - I thought they was in my car. |
1738 | 01:15:12,046 | 01:15:13,314 | But then I realized that I might... | But then I realized that I might... |
1739 | 01:15:13,347 | 01:15:14,882 | You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today | You know what, TJ? Don't play with me today |
1740 | 01:15:14,915 | 01:15:17,484 | because I'm not in the mood. | because I'm not in the mood. |
1741 | 01:15:27,394 | 01:15:29,797 | Cheryl. | Cheryl. |
1742 | 01:15:31,498 | 01:15:33,200 | Cheryl. | Cheryl. |
1743 | 01:15:40,441 | 01:15:42,009 | Cheryl. | Cheryl. |
1744 | 01:15:53,120 | 01:15:55,055 | What the fuck you doing up there? | What the fuck you doing up there? |
1745 | 01:15:55,089 | 01:15:57,091 | - TJ? - You fucking with that | - TJ? - You fucking with that |
1746 | 01:15:57,124 | 01:15:58,892 | - Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - Oh, I got your | - Freddie Mercury-looking nigga? - Oh, I got your |
1747 | 01:15:58,926 | 01:16:00,494 | - Freddie Mercury right here. - No, thanks, nigga. | - Freddie Mercury right here. - No, thanks, nigga. |
1748 | 01:16:00,527 | 01:16:02,363 | - I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this. | - I don't do porn. - Okay. Let me handle this. |
1749 | 01:16:02,396 | 01:16:04,198 | Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks. | Hey, you better tell that motherfucker to kick rocks. |
1750 | 01:16:04,231 | 01:16:05,532 | Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off. | Turn them cameras off. Turn those cameras off. |
1751 | 01:16:05,566 | 01:16:07,001 | Yeah. Yeah. You know why, | Yeah. Yeah. You know why, |
1752 | 01:16:07,034 | 01:16:08,535 | because she don't want the world to know | because she don't want the world to know |
1753 | 01:16:08,569 | 01:16:10,371 | that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter. | that she fucking around with Doug, the Bounty hunter. |
1754 | 01:16:10,404 | 01:16:11,872 | All right. You about 30 seconds | All right. You about 30 seconds |
1755 | 01:16:11,905 | 01:16:14,441 | - from getting choked out, boy. - Boy? | - from getting choked out, boy. - Boy? |
1756 | 01:16:14,475 | 01:16:16,076 | Nigga, we don't in the inside no more, | Nigga, we don't in the inside no more, |
1757 | 01:16:16,110 | 01:16:17,544 | you fucking around and get your manhood breach | you fucking around and get your manhood breach |
1758 | 01:16:17,578 | 01:16:19,246 | - messing with me. - Hey, listen, wait. | - messing with me. - Hey, listen, wait. |
1759 | 01:16:19,280 | 01:16:21,115 | You better call will.i.am, nigga, | You better call will.i.am, nigga, |
1760 | 01:16:21,148 | 01:16:23,150 | ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me? | ain't the DJ, boy. I don't play, heard me? |
1761 | 01:16:23,183 | 01:16:24,518 | TJ! What do you want? | TJ! What do you want? |
1762 | 01:16:24,551 | 01:16:26,086 | What do you need, TJ? What do you need? | What do you need, TJ? What do you need? |
1763 | 01:16:26,120 | 01:16:27,521 | You wanted... you wanted proof of employment | You wanted... you wanted proof of employment |
1764 | 01:16:27,554 | 01:16:30,791 | - for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah. | - for the last few weeks, right? - Yeah. |
1765 | 01:16:34,295 | 01:16:36,196 | You got this push broom motherfucker | You got this push broom motherfucker |
1766 | 01:16:36,230 | 01:16:37,598 | all off in the crib. | all off in the crib. |
1767 | 01:16:37,631 | 01:16:40,167 | Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit. | Motherfucker, all in his drawers and shit. |
1768 | 01:16:40,200 | 01:16:43,037 | TJ. | TJ. |
1769 | 01:16:43,070 | 01:16:46,040 | You got check stubs? | You got check stubs? |
1770 | 01:16:46,073 | 01:16:48,008 | Nigga, I'm proud of you. | Nigga, I'm proud of you. |
1771 | 01:16:48,042 | 01:16:51,145 | I'm proud of you, TJ. | I'm proud of you, TJ. |
1772 | 01:16:51,178 | 01:16:52,946 | You can get back to sling blade now. | You can get back to sling blade now. |
1773 | 01:17:03,924 | 01:17:05,359 | Don't tell nobody I was in a fight, | Don't tell nobody I was in a fight, |
1774 | 01:17:05,392 | 01:17:07,528 | and don't put that shit in my documentary. | and don't put that shit in my documentary. |
1775 | 01:17:07,561 | 01:17:09,229 | Why not? | Why not? |
1776 | 01:17:09,263 | 01:17:12,166 | Because it's a violation to my parole. | Because it's a violation to my parole. |
1777 | 01:17:12,199 | 01:17:14,168 | How long it take for me to wake up? | How long it take for me to wake up? |
1778 | 01:17:14,201 | 01:17:16,937 | ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪ | ♪ They talk about the money I talk about the time ♪ |
1779 | 01:17:16,970 | 01:17:19,540 | ♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪ | ♪ They talk about they needs I talk about what's mine ♪ |
1780 | 01:17:19,573 | 01:17:22,276 | ♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪ | ♪ They sitting on the comb, I'm sitting on the home ♪ |
1781 | 01:17:22,309 | 01:17:24,978 | ♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪ | ♪ They wanna super head, shit, I wanna super dome ♪ |
1782 | 01:17:25,012 | 01:17:27,481 | ♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪ | ♪ I got a bigger vision I'm young Russell Simmons ♪ |
1783 | 01:17:27,514 | 01:17:30,217 | ♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪ | ♪ I'm like a chicken hawk, but I'm fucking pigeon ♪ |
1784 | 01:17:30,250 | 01:17:32,886 | ♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪ | ♪ I only share with friends They call it nepotism ♪ |
1785 | 01:17:32,920 | 01:17:36,056 | ♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪ | ♪ And then remember all the plan I am messing with ♪ |
1786 | 01:17:36,090 | 01:17:37,958 | - Watchtower. - Yeah. | - Watchtower. - Yeah. |
1787 | 01:17:37,991 | 01:17:41,261 | What do you think about that? | What do you think about that? |
1788 | 01:17:41,295 | 01:17:43,063 | Hey, man. Look, nigga, | Hey, man. Look, nigga, |
1789 | 01:17:43,097 | 01:17:45,299 | if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level, | if we gonna take this musical empire to that next level, |
1790 | 01:17:45,332 | 01:17:47,501 | don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel. | don't sugarcoat that nigga, just tell me how you feel. |
1791 | 01:17:47,534 | 01:17:49,303 | You like it or not? | You like it or not? |
1792 | 01:17:49,336 | 01:17:51,338 | It was trash, | It was trash, |
1793 | 01:17:51,372 | 01:17:54,208 | - like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga, | - like, hot garbage. - Man, fuck you, nigga, |
1794 | 01:17:54,241 | 01:17:55,642 | that version was cold than a can of pussy, | that version was cold than a can of pussy, |
1795 | 01:17:55,676 | 01:17:59,680 | eat you that shit, let's do the hood. | eat you that shit, let's do the hood. |
1796 | 01:17:59,714 | 01:18:01,982 | This nigga is just disrespectful, man. | This nigga is just disrespectful, man. |
1797 | 01:18:02,015 | 01:18:04,118 | Just... | Just... |
1798 | 01:18:08,255 | 01:18:10,524 | Hey. Where the fuck is TJ? | Hey. Where the fuck is TJ? |
1799 | 01:18:10,557 | 01:18:12,059 | Fuck. | Fuck. |
1800 | 01:18:12,092 | 01:18:15,396 | Hey, man, I'm gonna drop for real, | Hey, man, I'm gonna drop for real, |
1801 | 01:18:15,429 | 01:18:17,097 | this shit cold, watch out, nigga. | this shit cold, watch out, nigga. |
1802 | 01:18:17,131 | 01:18:18,432 | Watchtower. | Watchtower. |
1803 | 01:18:18,465 | 01:18:21,135 | Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain. | Punch it, nigga, and after the refrain. |
1804 | 01:18:23,036 | 01:18:24,671 | Watchtower. | Watchtower. |
1805 | 01:18:27,274 | 01:18:30,210 | Nigga, are you... | Nigga, are you... |
1806 | 01:18:30,244 | 01:18:31,378 | where the fuck he go? | where the fuck he go? |
1807 | 01:18:31,412 | 01:18:34,181 | Watchtower. | Watchtower. |
1808 | 01:18:39,052 | 01:18:40,487 | I'm recording vocals. | I'm recording vocals. |
1809 | 01:18:40,521 | 01:18:42,122 | I don't give a fuck. | I don't give a fuck. |
1810 | 01:18:42,156 | 01:18:43,290 | I don't care if you're recording | I don't care if you're recording |
1811 | 01:18:43,323 | 01:18:44,992 | the national motherfucker anthem, | the national motherfucker anthem, |
1812 | 01:18:45,025 | 01:18:47,127 | get the fuck out here, TJ. | get the fuck out here, TJ. |
1813 | 01:18:47,161 | 01:18:49,530 | You your fucking lot. | You your fucking lot. |
1814 | 01:18:51,598 | 01:18:53,967 | My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida, | My brother is one of the first niggas from Hollywood, Florida, |
1815 | 01:18:54,001 | 01:18:56,236 | he got arrested on tops | he got arrested on tops |
1816 | 01:18:56,270 | 01:18:58,572 | and cheaters, | and cheaters, |
1817 | 01:18:58,605 | 01:19:00,607 | punch a girl on the face. | punch a girl on the face. |
1818 | 01:19:02,342 | 01:19:04,445 | Ever since then, I've been camera shy. | Ever since then, I've been camera shy. |
1819 | 01:19:04,478 | 01:19:07,448 | You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50. | You broke my Rolex, this should cost me $50. |
1820 | 01:19:07,481 | 01:19:08,515 | What is these, TJ? | What is these, TJ? |
1821 | 01:19:08,549 | 01:19:10,117 | I told you. They check stub. | I told you. They check stub. |
1822 | 01:19:10,150 | 01:19:11,251 | They counterfeit stubs. | They counterfeit stubs. |
1823 | 01:19:11,285 | 01:19:12,653 | I don't know nothing about that. | I don't know nothing about that. |
1824 | 01:19:12,686 | 01:19:14,521 | Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job? | Yes, you do, and why would you walk off your job? |
1825 | 01:19:14,555 | 01:19:16,323 | You was doing so good, and you left? | You was doing so good, and you left? |
1826 | 01:19:16,356 | 01:19:17,759 | Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me. | Get my cigarettes, it's on my pocket, for me. |
1827 | 01:19:17,792 | 01:19:20,093 | I ain't getting shit. | I ain't getting shit. |
1828 | 01:19:20,127 | 01:19:22,229 | Hey, get off with that cock. | Hey, get off with that cock. |
1829 | 01:19:22,262 | 01:19:24,732 | Hey, take the... you know, move that cock. | Hey, take the... you know, move that cock. |
1830 | 01:19:24,766 | 01:19:26,266 | Y'all get his cock on camera? | Y'all get his cock on camera? |
1831 | 01:19:26,300 | 01:19:29,269 | You about to get a lot of cock where you going. | You about to get a lot of cock where you going. |
1832 | 01:19:30,471 | 01:19:32,740 | Y'all get his cock? | Y'all get his cock? |
1833 | 01:19:34,608 | 01:19:36,343 | All right. | All right. |
1834 | 01:19:36,376 | 01:19:40,347 | One second, but this the last one. | One second, but this the last one. |
1835 | 01:19:40,380 | 01:19:42,049 | All right. Look, uh... | All right. Look, uh... |
1836 | 01:19:42,082 | 01:19:43,785 | you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man. | you know, TJ is... he's a gifted man. |
1837 | 01:19:43,818 | 01:19:46,453 | That's, you know, that's, that's real, | That's, you know, that's, that's real, |
1838 | 01:19:46,487 | 01:19:48,689 | but you got to watch him. | but you got to watch him. |
1839 | 01:19:48,723 | 01:19:50,357 | You got to watch him because you don't know | You got to watch him because you don't know |
1840 | 01:19:50,390 | 01:19:51,592 | what you're gonna get with TJ. | what you're gonna get with TJ. |
1841 | 01:19:51,625 | 01:19:53,494 | You don't know if you gonna get... | You don't know if you gonna get... |
1842 | 01:19:53,527 | 01:19:56,363 | if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine. | if you gonna get sunshine, or if you gonna get moonshine. |
1843 | 01:19:56,396 | 01:20:00,100 | And the terms of TJ's parole, | And the terms of TJ's parole, |
1844 | 01:20:00,133 | 01:20:02,804 | honestly, for me... for me, | honestly, for me... for me, |
1845 | 01:20:02,837 | 01:20:05,606 | they're pretty reasonable, honestly. | they're pretty reasonable, honestly. |
1846 | 01:20:05,639 | 01:20:08,242 | And every day, | And every day, |
1847 | 01:20:08,275 | 01:20:09,744 | I ask him, I say the same shit. | I ask him, I say the same shit. |
1848 | 01:20:09,777 | 01:20:13,748 | I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling." | I say, uh, "TJ, you know, you go to counseling." |
1849 | 01:20:13,781 | 01:20:15,182 | You know what I get? Legs up. | You know what I get? Legs up. |
1850 | 01:20:15,215 | 01:20:17,150 | Then I say, "Okay. | Then I say, "Okay. |
1851 | 01:20:17,184 | 01:20:19,721 | What about... what, about community service? | What about... what, about community service? |
1852 | 01:20:19,754 | 01:20:22,356 | Did you go to community service? Did you do it?" | Did you go to community service? Did you do it?" |
1853 | 01:20:22,389 | 01:20:24,291 | "Oh, I'm a soul train." | "Oh, I'm a soul train." |
1854 | 01:20:24,324 | 01:20:26,393 | "What about work?" | "What about work?" |
1855 | 01:20:26,426 | 01:20:29,062 | "Yo, am." | "Yo, am." |
1856 | 01:20:30,765 | 01:20:33,267 | This nigga. | This nigga. |
1857 | 01:20:34,836 | 01:20:38,438 | Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man | Really, the truth is you just... you can't help a man |
1858 | 01:20:38,472 | 01:20:40,240 | that refused to help himself. | that refused to help himself. |
1859 | 01:20:40,274 | 01:20:42,576 | And that's what I got to know. | And that's what I got to know. |
1860 | 01:20:42,609 | 01:20:46,246 | You know, that's... | You know, that's... |
1861 | 01:20:46,280 | 01:20:48,649 | that's it. So, all right. | that's it. So, all right. |
1862 | 01:20:52,152 | 01:20:53,620 | And you know the worst part is that | And you know the worst part is that |
1863 | 01:20:53,654 | 01:20:57,124 | I actually believed you. I believed your down shit. | I actually believed you. I believed your down shit. |
1864 | 01:20:57,157 | 01:20:58,826 | Do you ever think about getting back into music though? | Do you ever think about getting back into music though? |
1865 | 01:20:58,860 | 01:21:00,862 | - TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape? | - TJ, do you hear me? - Have a nigga pump his mixtape? |
1866 | 01:21:00,895 | 01:21:03,430 | Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real. | Counterfeit is a serious offense. This is real. |
1867 | 01:21:03,463 | 01:21:05,532 | Affirmation music Volume 1. | Affirmation music Volume 1. |
1868 | 01:21:05,566 | 01:21:07,200 | Hey, you know what, hey, he came back. | Hey, you know what, hey, he came back. |
1869 | 01:21:07,234 | 01:21:08,535 | You know what his cock. | You know what his cock. |
1870 | 01:21:08,569 | 01:21:10,404 | Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie. | Hey, homie, let me get you with your cock, homie. |
1871 | 01:21:10,437 | 01:21:11,538 | Hey, hey | Hey, hey |
1872 | 01:21:11,572 | 01:21:13,307 | So get your dog off to prison can, | So get your dog off to prison can, |
1873 | 01:21:13,340 | 01:21:15,175 | and this is the things I get from you? | and this is the things I get from you? |
1874 | 01:21:15,208 | 01:21:16,443 | Okay. Cool. | Okay. Cool. |
1875 | 01:21:16,476 | 01:21:18,278 | - I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga. | - I can't. - You call the cops on a nigga. |
1876 | 01:21:18,312 | 01:21:19,847 | - I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws | - I ain't doing it no more. - Cheryl, you call the laws |
1877 | 01:21:19,881 | 01:21:22,649 | - on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him. | - on a nigga, though? - Hey, get him. |
1878 | 01:22:09,229 | 01:22:10,664 | Tell me the truth, and I can help you. | Tell me the truth, and I can help you. |
1879 | 01:22:10,697 | 01:22:12,633 | Or you're going back inside. | Or you're going back inside. |
1880 | 01:22:12,666 | 01:22:15,302 | We have not used since we got out. | We have not used since we got out. |
1881 | 01:22:15,335 | 01:22:17,537 | We have two months to give up in life. | We have two months to give up in life. |
1882 | 01:22:17,571 | 01:22:18,906 | I haven't | I haven't |
1883 | 01:22:18,940 | 01:22:20,574 | - I don't know what... - Okay. So... | - I don't know what... - Okay. So... |
1884 | 01:22:20,607 | 01:22:22,209 | - All the respect, man. - So you both clean? | - All the respect, man. - So you both clean? |
1885 | 01:22:22,242 | 01:22:23,543 | - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent. | - A hundred percent. - A hundred percent. |
1886 | 01:22:23,577 | 01:22:24,746 | - A hundred percent. - Absolutely. | - A hundred percent. - Absolutely. |
1887 | 01:22:24,779 | 01:22:26,213 | I'm on | I'm on |
1888 | 01:22:26,246 | 01:22:27,715 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
1889 | 01:22:27,749 | 01:22:29,751 | I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth, | I'm giving you one last chance and tell me the truth, |
1890 | 01:22:29,784 | 01:22:31,451 | or you both taking the piss tests. | or you both taking the piss tests. |
1891 | 01:22:31,485 | 01:22:33,821 | Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends, | Give me a tiny little meth on the weekends, |
1892 | 01:22:33,855 | 01:22:35,689 | or it's fine. Nothing serious. | or it's fine. Nothing serious. |
1893 | 01:22:35,723 | 01:22:37,591 | Don't look at him, look at me. | Don't look at him, look at me. |
1894 | 01:22:37,624 | 01:22:40,594 | He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am. | He's not the one that's gonna book you, I am. |
1895 | 01:22:45,399 | 01:22:47,267 | You ain't talk to him? | You ain't talk to him? |
1896 | 01:22:48,703 | 01:22:51,939 | Well, I'm not surprised. | Well, I'm not surprised. |
1897 | 01:22:51,973 | 01:22:53,507 | You know what to do with these? | You know what to do with these? |
1898 | 01:22:53,540 | 01:22:54,641 | Cheryl. | Cheryl. |
1899 | 01:22:54,675 | 01:22:57,979 | Do you know what to do with those? | Do you know what to do with those? |
1900 | 01:22:58,012 | 01:22:59,212 | Okay. | Okay. |
1901 | 01:23:03,951 | 01:23:05,552 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
1902 | 01:23:37,384 | 01:23:38,318 | Hey, watch out. | Hey, watch out. |
1903 | 01:23:38,351 | 01:23:40,021 | Oh, shit, he saw us. | Oh, shit, he saw us. |
1904 | 01:23:40,054 | 01:23:41,756 | Why didn't you tell me you were out? | Why didn't you tell me you were out? |
1905 | 01:23:41,789 | 01:23:43,490 | I think the more distance between you and me, | I think the more distance between you and me, |
1906 | 01:23:43,523 | 01:23:45,358 | - the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that? | - the better off you gonna be. - How did you figure that? |
1907 | 01:23:45,392 | 01:23:47,729 | Watch your tone with me now, boy. | Watch your tone with me now, boy. |
1908 | 01:23:47,762 | 01:23:49,396 | Why didn't you call? | Why didn't you call? |
1909 | 01:23:50,798 | 01:23:52,299 | - Because Lil Eric... - Because what? | - Because Lil Eric... - Because what? |
1910 | 01:23:52,332 | 01:23:53,735 | Because your momma keep making this thing | Because your momma keep making this thing |
1911 | 01:23:53,768 | 01:23:54,902 | like everything was my fault. | like everything was my fault. |
1912 | 01:23:54,936 | 01:23:56,636 | But it was your fault. | But it was your fault. |
1913 | 01:23:56,670 | 01:23:57,939 | The first night you came home, | The first night you came home, |
1914 | 01:23:57,972 | 01:23:59,306 | there was no one in the house | there was no one in the house |
1915 | 01:23:59,339 | 01:24:00,574 | so you had to sleep in the car. | so you had to sleep in the car. |
1916 | 01:24:00,607 | 01:24:01,743 | What did I do? | What did I do? |
1917 | 01:24:01,776 | 01:24:03,343 | I came out to sleep in the car too | I came out to sleep in the car too |
1918 | 01:24:03,376 | 01:24:04,712 | because I didn't want you to be out there | because I didn't want you to be out there |
1919 | 01:24:04,746 | 01:24:05,913 | all by yourself. | all by yourself. |
1920 | 01:24:05,947 | 01:24:07,380 | But as soon as we get to the contest, | But as soon as we get to the contest, |
1921 | 01:24:07,414 | 01:24:08,482 | what did you do? | what did you do? |
1922 | 01:24:08,515 | 01:24:09,751 | You told me to wait in the car | You told me to wait in the car |
1923 | 01:24:09,784 | 01:24:11,451 | all by myself for some stupid | all by myself for some stupid |
1924 | 01:24:11,485 | 01:24:13,587 | Toastmaster thing that turned out to be... | Toastmaster thing that turned out to be... |
1925 | 01:24:13,620 | 01:24:15,689 | But what you ain't even realizing is that great success | But what you ain't even realizing is that great success |
1926 | 01:24:15,723 | 01:24:18,391 | - requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success? | - requires great sacrifice. I... - Great success? |
1927 | 01:24:18,425 | 01:24:20,594 | If the only one benefitting from it is you, | If the only one benefitting from it is you, |
1928 | 01:24:20,627 | 01:24:22,596 | how great can it be? | how great can it be? |
1929 | 01:24:32,940 | 01:24:36,010 | Oh, whose bike is that? | Oh, whose bike is that? |
1930 | 01:24:39,747 | 01:24:41,348 | Boy. | Boy. |
1931 | 01:24:41,381 | 01:24:42,884 | You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed. | You gotta rinse it before you put it up under the bed. |
1932 | 01:24:47,889 | 01:24:49,322 | Put it down. | Put it down. |
1933 | 01:24:49,356 | 01:24:50,825 | Put it down now. | Put it down now. |
1934 | 01:25:09,043 | 01:25:11,611 | Oh, why are you so skinny, boy? | Oh, why are you so skinny, boy? |
1935 | 01:25:11,645 | 01:25:13,014 | I've been riding my bicycle, Momma. | I've been riding my bicycle, Momma. |
1936 | 01:25:13,047 | 01:25:14,849 | Oh. | Oh. |
1937 | 01:25:30,630 | 01:25:31,999 | I saw this blog and it said that... | I saw this blog and it said that... |
1938 | 01:25:33,134 | 01:25:34,534 | ...this was good for the arthritis. | ...this was good for the arthritis. |
1939 | 01:25:35,837 | 01:25:37,738 | - You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. | - You okay, Momma? - Oh, yeah, I'm fine. |
1940 | 01:25:37,772 | 01:25:38,739 | - Ooh. - Okay. | - Ooh. - Okay. |
1941 | 01:25:39,907 | 01:25:42,877 | So, what exactly are you interested in? | So, what exactly are you interested in? |
1942 | 01:25:42,910 | 01:25:43,911 | Like, what's your passion? | Like, what's your passion? |
1943 | 01:25:43,945 | 01:25:46,479 | What do you wanna do? | What do you wanna do? |
1944 | 01:25:46,513 | 01:25:48,648 | I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle. | I wanna be a public speaker like my uncle. |
1945 | 01:25:48,682 | 01:25:50,483 | Hmm. Okay. | Hmm. Okay. |
1946 | 01:25:50,517 | 01:25:52,519 | So, then we need to look at your transcripts, | So, then we need to look at your transcripts, |
1947 | 01:25:52,552 | 01:25:55,122 | let's see what courses that you already took. | let's see what courses that you already took. |
1948 | 01:25:55,156 | 01:25:57,124 | I see you took time to speak, | I see you took time to speak, |
1949 | 01:25:57,158 | 01:25:58,658 | and you're in regular English. | and you're in regular English. |
1950 | 01:25:58,692 | 01:26:00,493 | Maybe you should get into English AP | Maybe you should get into English AP |
1951 | 01:26:00,527 | 01:26:03,030 | to kind of learn grammar. | to kind of learn grammar. |
1952 | 01:26:03,064 | 01:26:04,531 | Legs up. | Legs up. |
1953 | 01:26:04,564 | 01:26:06,433 | - Okay. - Listen. | - Okay. - Listen. |
1954 | 01:26:06,466 | 01:26:08,169 | If you put a black woman's baby in danger, | If you put a black woman's baby in danger, |
1955 | 01:26:08,202 | 01:26:11,138 | she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick. | she gonna go from zero to Remy real quick. |
1956 | 01:26:11,172 | 01:26:13,975 | And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father | And if I'm being honest, TJ has been more of a father |
1957 | 01:26:14,008 | 01:26:17,544 | to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was. | to little Eric than my baby daddy ever was. |
1958 | 01:26:17,577 | 01:26:18,913 | Now, he ain't perfect, | Now, he ain't perfect, |
1959 | 01:26:18,946 | 01:26:21,082 | but he's trying. | but he's trying. |
1960 | 01:26:21,115 | 01:26:22,717 | Oh. | Oh. |
1961 | 01:26:22,750 | 01:26:26,954 | Um, I only had two prayers. | Um, I only had two prayers. |
1962 | 01:26:26,988 | 01:26:29,790 | One was to see my family unified | One was to see my family unified |
1963 | 01:26:29,824 | 01:26:31,424 | under the blood of Jesus. | under the blood of Jesus. |
1964 | 01:26:31,458 | 01:26:32,727 | Praise the Lord. | Praise the Lord. |
1965 | 01:26:34,461 | 01:26:36,496 | What's the other one, Momma? | What's the other one, Momma? |
1966 | 01:26:36,529 | 01:26:38,799 | A big house with a pool | A big house with a pool |
1967 | 01:26:38,833 | 01:26:42,970 | so that we can live together comfortably. | so that we can live together comfortably. |
1968 | 01:26:43,004 | 01:26:44,105 | But as long as we're together, | But as long as we're together, |
1969 | 01:26:44,138 | 01:26:45,505 | I don't need no pool. | I don't need no pool. |
1970 | 01:26:45,538 | 01:26:47,174 | I do. | I do. |
1971 | 01:26:47,208 | 01:26:48,642 | - Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy. | - Listen now... - Oh, shut up, boy. |
1972 | 01:26:48,675 | 01:26:50,577 | "I do." | "I do." |
1973 | 01:26:54,547 | 01:26:57,484 | - Here we go. - Ooh. Yes. | - Here we go. - Ooh. Yes. |
1974 | 01:26:57,517 | 01:26:59,586 | Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. | Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. |
1975 | 01:26:59,619 | 01:27:01,521 | Y'all put down your cameras and come here. | Y'all put down your cameras and come here. |
1976 | 01:27:01,554 | 01:27:03,090 | - Come on. - Is it enough for now? | - Come on. - Is it enough for now? |
1977 | 01:27:03,124 | 01:27:05,226 | Seriously? | Seriously? |
1978 | 01:27:05,259 | 01:27:07,028 | Y'all stop acting up now. | Y'all stop acting up now. |
1979 | 01:27:07,061 | 01:27:09,030 | Yes, ma'am. | Yes, ma'am. |
1980 | 01:27:12,532 | 01:27:16,503 | Lord, we ask you to bless this food, | Lord, we ask you to bless this food, |
1981 | 01:27:16,536 | 01:27:18,806 | and we ask you to bless the white people | and we ask you to bless the white people |
1982 | 01:27:18,839 | 01:27:20,174 | at this table. | at this table. |
1983 | 01:27:20,207 | 01:27:21,242 | Amen. | Amen. |
1984 | 01:27:21,275 | 01:27:23,044 | - Amen. - All right. | - Amen. - All right. |
1985 | 01:27:23,077 | 01:27:24,644 | Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay? | Y'all, let's eat for real and stop playing, okay? |
1986 | 01:27:24,678 | 01:27:26,080 | What's wrong with the forks, | What's wrong with the forks, |
1987 | 01:27:26,113 | 01:27:27,982 | why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus. | why I gotta stick me up... oh, Lord, Jesus. |
1988 | 01:27:28,015 | 01:27:29,649 | Let me tell y'all something, man. | Let me tell y'all something, man. |
1989 | 01:27:29,683 | 01:27:31,018 | One thing my nephew I would like to call it | One thing my nephew I would like to call it |
1990 | 01:27:31,052 | 01:27:32,987 | my little guru made me realize is | my little guru made me realize is |
1991 | 01:27:33,020 | 01:27:34,722 | the whole point of being a life coach | the whole point of being a life coach |
1992 | 01:27:34,755 | 01:27:36,157 | is to help others, you know? | is to help others, you know? |
1993 | 01:27:36,190 | 01:27:38,993 | Mainly my family and my community, | Mainly my family and my community, |
1994 | 01:27:39,026 | 01:27:40,962 | heard me. | heard me. |
1995 | 01:27:40,995 | 01:27:45,266 | and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race. | and there's a lot of people out there winning the rat race. |
1996 | 01:27:45,299 | 01:27:47,034 | Then what's a million dollars to a slave | Then what's a million dollars to a slave |
1997 | 01:27:47,068 | 01:27:49,602 | if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard? | if he can't buy his own freedom, you heard? |
1998 | 01:27:49,636 | 01:27:52,539 | She own the tall white boy | She own the tall white boy |
1999 | 01:27:52,572 | 01:27:54,008 | with the big carwash mustache. | with the big carwash mustache. |
2000 | 01:27:54,041 | 01:27:55,810 | He's already been asked to resign. | He's already been asked to resign. |
2001 | 01:27:55,843 | 01:27:57,111 | What up, Levaughn? | What up, Levaughn? |
2002 | 01:27:57,144 | 01:27:58,245 | Levaughn? | Levaughn? |
2003 | 01:27:58,279 | 01:28:01,681 | What up, nigga? | What up, nigga? |
2004 | 01:28:01,716 | 01:28:02,984 | Yes, ma'am. | Yes, ma'am. |
2005 | 01:28:03,017 | 01:28:06,787 | Boy, what happenin', | Boy, what happenin', |
2006 | 01:28:06,821 | 01:28:09,256 | I here because I care about y'all. | I here because I care about y'all. |
2007 | 01:28:09,290 | 01:28:11,826 | Tune, as far as I'm concerned, | Tune, as far as I'm concerned, |
2008 | 01:28:11,859 | 01:28:14,594 | someone fucked up on their life already. | someone fucked up on their life already. |
2009 | 01:28:14,627 | 01:28:16,130 | But me, for me, | But me, for me, |
2010 | 01:28:16,163 | 01:28:18,265 | I was a master fuck-up-ist. | I was a master fuck-up-ist. |
2011 | 01:28:18,299 | 01:28:19,566 | And this man changed my life. | And this man changed my life. |
2012 | 01:28:19,599 | 01:28:21,168 | So that it could change yours. | So that it could change yours. |
2013 | 01:28:21,202 | 01:28:23,536 | It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know. | It's just a matter of listenin' and paying attention, you know. |
2014 | 01:28:23,570 | 01:28:24,939 | a matter of paying attention. | a matter of paying attention. |
2015 | 01:28:24,972 | 01:28:27,607 | I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man, | I'm... yo, fucking pay attention, now man, |
2016 | 01:28:27,640 | 01:28:29,710 | because every time so, but yo, | because every time so, but yo, |
2017 | 01:28:29,744 | 01:28:31,979 | I want to bring my brethren right now, | I want to bring my brethren right now, |
2018 | 01:28:32,013 | 01:28:33,014 | no other than | no other than |
2019 | 01:28:33,047 | 01:28:34,982 | Tijuana Jackson. | Tijuana Jackson. |
2020 | 01:28:35,016 | 01:28:37,084 | Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade. | Yeah. Give it up for my homie, Upgrade. |
2021 | 01:28:37,118 | 01:28:38,152 | You know what I'm saying. | You know what I'm saying. |
2022 | 01:28:38,185 | 01:28:39,787 | That's Toucan fam right there. | That's Toucan fam right there. |
2023 | 01:28:39,820 | 01:28:43,224 | It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me. | It's Toucan fam, real nigga shit, heard me. |
2024 | 01:28:43,257 | 01:28:45,760 | I didn't get it. | I didn't get it. |
2025 | 01:28:45,793 | 01:28:47,328 | Took getting cursed out by my nephew, | Took getting cursed out by my nephew, |
2026 | 01:28:47,361 | 01:28:50,197 | I call him my guru, Lil Eric, | I call him my guru, Lil Eric, |
2027 | 01:28:50,231 | 01:28:51,732 | to realize that my success would come | to realize that my success would come |
2028 | 01:28:51,766 | 01:28:53,701 | from being selfless, | from being selfless, |
2029 | 01:28:53,734 | 01:28:55,036 | not selfish. | not selfish. |
2030 | 01:28:55,069 | 01:28:57,138 | Uh-hmm. | Uh-hmm. |
2031 | 01:28:57,171 | 01:28:59,040 | Because when you got a sense of purpose, | Because when you got a sense of purpose, |
2032 | 01:28:59,073 | 01:29:02,109 | you gotta service more than just you. | you gotta service more than just you. |
2033 | 01:29:03,676 | 01:29:05,713 | Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh? | Oh, y'all didn't think I would get that deep, huh? |
2034 | 01:29:05,746 | 01:29:07,181 | Well, hold on, niggas, | Well, hold on, niggas, |
2035 | 01:29:07,214 | 01:29:09,682 | because I'm deep like giraffe pussy. | because I'm deep like giraffe pussy. |
2036 | 01:29:09,717 | 01:29:11,285 | And what if I told you | And what if I told you |
2037 | 01:29:11,318 | 01:29:15,122 | that every nigga in here got a purpose? | that every nigga in here got a purpose? |
2038 | 01:29:15,156 | 01:29:19,794 | And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life? | And that purpose stems from one moment in your damn life? |
2039 | 01:29:19,827 | 01:29:22,863 | I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday. | I'm in my one moment like the shit happened yesterday. |
2040 | 01:29:22,897 | 01:29:25,665 | - Uh-hmm. - Yeah. | - Uh-hmm. - Yeah. |
2041 | 01:29:25,698 | 01:29:27,268 | When I was 13 years old, | When I was 13 years old, |
2042 | 01:29:27,301 | 01:29:30,004 | my uncle tried to put his finger | my uncle tried to put his finger |
2043 | 01:29:30,037 | 01:29:31,739 | in my asshole while I was asleep, | in my asshole while I was asleep, |
2044 | 01:29:31,772 | 01:29:34,275 | but I caught him. | but I caught him. |
2045 | 01:29:34,308 | 01:29:35,810 | Took about seven hours of surgery | Took about seven hours of surgery |
2046 | 01:29:35,843 | 01:29:37,677 | to get my foot out of his fucking larynx, | to get my foot out of his fucking larynx, |
2047 | 01:29:37,711 | 01:29:40,613 | fucked that nigga voice box up good. | fucked that nigga voice box up good. |
2048 | 01:29:41,849 | 01:29:45,386 | To this day when he talks, he sound like... | To this day when he talks, he sound like... |
2049 | 01:29:45,419 | 01:29:47,822 | uh, what's the name of the, uh... | uh, what's the name of the, uh... |
2050 | 01:29:47,855 | 01:29:49,190 | What? | What? |
2051 | 01:29:49,223 | 01:29:50,958 | What's the name of the big old buff nigga | What's the name of the big old buff nigga |
2052 | 01:29:50,991 | 01:29:53,327 | with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys? | with the raspy voice who used to win all the Grammys? |
2053 | 01:29:53,360 | 01:29:55,996 | Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s? | Uh, Big strong nigga used to work out back in the 90s? |
2054 | 01:29:56,030 | 01:29:58,065 | Had all the hit... Macy Gray, | Had all the hit... Macy Gray, |
2055 | 01:29:58,099 | 01:29:59,133 | he sound like that nigga. | he sound like that nigga. |
2056 | 01:29:59,166 | 01:30:00,334 | Quiet! | Quiet! |
2057 | 01:30:00,367 | 01:30:01,735 | Y'all go ahead and laugh, | Y'all go ahead and laugh, |
2058 | 01:30:01,769 | 01:30:02,903 | but that's why I brought up my uncle | but that's why I brought up my uncle |
2059 | 01:30:02,937 | 01:30:04,738 | and his big-ass fingers. | and his big-ass fingers. |
2060 | 01:30:04,772 | 01:30:08,675 | Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose. | Your pain should be the pathway to your purpose. |
2061 | 01:30:08,709 | 01:30:11,278 | So when y'all get up out these blocks, | So when y'all get up out these blocks, |
2062 | 01:30:11,312 | 01:30:13,047 | don't seek success. | don't seek success. |
2063 | 01:30:13,080 | 01:30:14,815 | Seek purpose, | Seek purpose, |
2064 | 01:30:14,849 | 01:30:16,750 | and let success find you. | and let success find you. |
2065 | 01:30:16,784 | 01:30:18,919 | Because success, | Because success, |
2066 | 01:30:18,953 | 01:30:21,088 | that's just an illusion. | that's just an illusion. |
2067 | 01:30:21,122 | 01:30:22,655 | Purpose, | Purpose, |
2068 | 01:30:22,689 | 01:30:24,325 | that's the motherfucking conclusion, | that's the motherfucking conclusion, |
2069 | 01:30:24,358 | 01:30:25,826 | heard me? | heard me? |
2070 | 01:30:33,901 | 01:30:36,103 | I take it you two are in good terms again? | I take it you two are in good terms again? |
2071 | 01:30:36,137 | 01:30:37,771 | Well, uh, we, uh... | Well, uh, we, uh... |
2072 | 01:30:37,805 | 01:30:39,907 | we have... we have an understanding. | we have... we have an understanding. |
2073 | 01:30:39,940 | 01:30:41,842 | Any plans for the future? | Any plans for the future? |
2074 | 01:30:41,876 | 01:30:44,345 | Well, I mean, for me, you know, | Well, I mean, for me, you know, |
2075 | 01:30:44,378 | 01:30:45,980 | I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach, | I just believe that if you gonna be a life coach, |
2076 | 01:30:46,013 | 01:30:47,414 | you gotta be a life coach 24/7 | you gotta be a life coach 24/7 |
2077 | 01:30:47,448 | 01:30:49,783 | because life is a full-time job, you know? | because life is a full-time job, you know? |
2078 | 01:30:49,817 | 01:30:51,285 | So you don't get no off days on life, | So you don't get no off days on life, |
2079 | 01:30:51,318 | 01:30:53,220 | and once this Prison Logic take off, | and once this Prison Logic take off, |
2080 | 01:30:53,254 | 01:30:54,955 | you know, phone gonna be ringing like | you know, phone gonna be ringing like |
2081 | 01:30:54,989 | 01:30:56,357 | the second hand, heard me? | the second hand, heard me? |
2082 | 01:30:56,390 | 01:30:58,325 | You know, like the second hand | You know, like the second hand |
2083 | 01:30:58,359 | 01:30:59,860 | because the second hand go around the clock. | because the second hand go around the clock. |
2084 | 01:30:59,894 | 01:31:01,795 | Why you always gotta speak in parables? | Why you always gotta speak in parables? |
2085 | 01:31:01,829 | 01:31:03,797 | You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off? | You know, I'mma need travel permits once this shit take off? |
2086 | 01:31:03,831 | 01:31:04,965 | I'll think about it. | I'll think about it. |
2087 | 01:31:04,999 | 01:31:06,267 | What you mean you gonna think about it? | What you mean you gonna think about it? |
2088 | 01:31:06,300 | 01:31:10,004 | Do you need me to speak in parables, too? | Do you need me to speak in parables, too? |
2089 | 01:31:26,989 | 01:31:31,989 | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org | Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org |
2090 | 01:32:04,925 | 01:32:06,493 | - Drop me. - I got you. | - Drop me. - I got you. |
2091 | 01:32:06,527 | 01:32:08,996 | Well done. | Well done. |
2092 | 01:32:09,029 | 01:32:11,131 | I should have you train my staff. | I should have you train my staff. |
2093 | 01:32:11,165 | 01:32:13,067 | I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint, | I do the same thing, but this old nigga in the joint, |
2094 | 01:32:13,100 | 01:32:14,468 | used to have to put him on the toilet | used to have to put him on the toilet |
2095 | 01:32:14,501 | 01:32:15,970 | and put stool out of whenever | and put stool out of whenever |
2096 | 01:32:16,003 | 01:32:19,940 | they fed us that nutraloaf. | they fed us that nutraloaf. |
2097 | 01:32:19,974 | 01:32:21,875 | I remember TJ saying to me | I remember TJ saying to me |
2098 | 01:32:21,909 | 01:32:23,510 | excuse me, Mr. Jackson | excuse me, Mr. Jackson |
2099 | 01:32:23,544 | 01:32:26,847 | saying to me when I was going through my divorce, | saying to me when I was going through my divorce, |
2100 | 01:32:26,880 | 01:32:30,217 | "Sam," and I quote, | "Sam," and I quote, |
2101 | 01:32:30,251 | 01:32:32,820 | "You too good for that chicken-head skank. | "You too good for that chicken-head skank. |
2102 | 01:32:32,853 | 01:32:34,555 | She be creeping." | She be creeping." |
2103 | 01:32:34,588 | 01:32:36,490 | And I knew exactly what he meant. | And I knew exactly what he meant. |
2104 | 01:32:36,523 | 01:32:39,860 | May I see your license and registration, please? | May I see your license and registration, please? |
2105 | 01:32:43,864 | 01:32:45,532 | Fuck, he's acting out, | Fuck, he's acting out, |
2106 | 01:32:45,566 | 01:32:47,968 | nigga, look like | nigga, look like |
2107 | 01:32:48,002 | 01:32:50,004 | any time you all need me, just call that number. | any time you all need me, just call that number. |
2108 | 01:32:50,037 | 01:32:51,472 | Are you guys filming something? | Are you guys filming something? |
2109 | 01:32:51,505 | 01:32:53,240 | - Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about? | - Yeah. - Yeah, what's that about? |
2110 | 01:32:53,274 | 01:32:54,341 | About my life. It's about... | About my life. It's about... |
2111 | 01:32:54,375 | 01:32:56,810 | Well, I'm a filmmaker, too. | Well, I'm a filmmaker, too. |
2112 | 01:32:56,844 | 01:32:58,245 | It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem | It does nothing for a nigga's self-esteem |
2113 | 01:32:58,279 | 01:32:59,513 | when you got a bigger motherfucker | when you got a bigger motherfucker |
2114 | 01:32:59,546 | 01:33:01,248 | twice your size and put on the condom. | twice your size and put on the condom. |
2115 | 01:33:01,282 | 01:33:03,584 | You wanna get honest about it. | You wanna get honest about it. |
2116 | 01:33:04,952 | 01:33:05,986 | You okay, Momma? | You okay, Momma? |
2117 | 01:33:09,590 | 01:33:11,125 | TJ, stop! | TJ, stop! |
2118 | 01:33:14,428 | 01:33:15,896 | I'm about to hit a funny bone. | I'm about to hit a funny bone. |
2119 | 01:33:15,929 | 01:33:18,032 | S-U-I-C-I-D-E. | S-U-I-C-I-D-E. |
2120 | 01:33:18,065 | 01:33:19,400 | Suicide. | Suicide. |
2121 | 01:33:19,433 | 01:33:23,103 | Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed | Because Sharea is an unhappy individual committed |
2122 | 01:33:23,137 | 01:33:26,340 | to the immediate demise of my endeavors. | to the immediate demise of my endeavors. |
2123 | 01:33:26,373 | 01:33:28,242 | Suicide. | Suicide. |
2124 | 01:33:35,549 | 01:33:37,985 | I need to go out and get the okay. | I need to go out and get the okay. |
2125 | 01:33:38,018 | 01:33:39,520 | I'm gonna get the back leg. | I'm gonna get the back leg. |
2126 | 01:33:39,553 | 01:33:41,388 | I'm gonna get the finger pop. | I'm gonna get the finger pop. |
2127 | 01:33:41,422 | 01:33:42,456 | I'm gonna get the dungarees, | I'm gonna get the dungarees, |
2128 | 01:33:42,489 | 01:33:44,425 | I want no clean up. | I want no clean up. |
2129 | 01:33:49,563 | 01:33:51,031 | It shouldn't take this long | It shouldn't take this long |
2130 | 01:33:51,065 | 01:33:53,634 | to hand out some flyers. | to hand out some flyers. |
2131 | 01:35:49,149 | 01:35:50,752 | Well, at one point, did you say to yourself, | Well, at one point, did you say to yourself, |
2132 | 01:35:50,785 | 01:35:52,453 | "We have a hit documentary on our hands"? | "We have a hit documentary on our hands"? |
2133 | 01:35:52,486 | 01:35:53,454 | At no point. | At no point. |
2134 | 01:35:53,487 | 01:35:55,322 | Oh, I thought right away. | Oh, I thought right away. |
2135 | 01:35:55,355 | 01:35:56,657 | Well, it started out as a class assignment, | Well, it started out as a class assignment, |
2136 | 01:35:56,690 | 01:35:58,492 | just a 10-minute short, but... | just a 10-minute short, but... |
2137 | 01:35:58,525 | 01:36:00,594 | Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a... | Yeah. But then Tijuana inspired us to make it like a... |
2138 | 01:36:00,627 | 01:36:02,362 | like a whole documentary. | like a whole documentary. |
2139 | 01:36:02,396 | 01:36:03,564 | How did you do that? | How did you do that? |
2140 | 01:36:03,597 | 01:36:05,165 | Well, he made us see that whether | Well, he made us see that whether |
2141 | 01:36:05,199 | 01:36:06,533 | it's a class assignment, | it's a class assignment, |
2142 | 01:36:06,567 | 01:36:09,036 | family engagement, community service, | family engagement, community service, |
2143 | 01:36:09,069 | 01:36:10,504 | what's most often asked of us | what's most often asked of us |
2144 | 01:36:10,537 | 01:36:12,573 | is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more. | is the bare minimum. It's up to us to do more. |
2145 | 01:36:12,606 | 01:36:13,741 | Hey, you always gotta give credit | Hey, you always gotta give credit |
2146 | 01:36:13,775 | 01:36:16,276 | - to the white folks. - I'm not white. | - to the white folks. - I'm not white. |
2147 | 01:36:16,310 | 01:36:17,678 | And you were in prison when we filmed this. | And you were in prison when we filmed this. |
2148 | 01:36:17,712 | 01:36:19,613 | Yeah. They only wanna interview you. | Yeah. They only wanna interview you. |
2149 | 01:36:19,646 | 01:36:20,614 | Man, just drink your juice. | Man, just drink your juice. |
2150 | 01:36:20,647 | 01:36:21,615 | That's okay, though. | That's okay, though. |
2151 | 01:36:21,648 | 01:36:22,649 | Who got the book deal | Who got the book deal |
2152 | 01:36:22,683 | 01:36:23,751 | and the merchandising deal? | and the merchandising deal? |
2153 | 01:36:23,785 | 01:36:25,285 | - Matter of fact... - Oh... | - Matter of fact... - Oh... |
2154 | 01:36:25,319 | 01:36:26,687 | ...mixtape out too, cop that. | ...mixtape out too, cop that. |
2155 | 01:36:26,721 | 01:36:28,388 | Why are you being a little dramatic? | Why are you being a little dramatic? |
2156 | 01:36:28,422 | 01:36:30,157 | Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here. | Don't you... uh-uh, don't you lit that up down here. |
2157 | 01:36:30,190 | 01:36:31,592 | - That's okay, momma. - They really want it. | - That's okay, momma. - They really want it. |
2158 | 01:36:31,625 | 01:36:33,026 | Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy, | Y'all do the pretty tiddy-diddy, |
2159 | 01:36:33,060 | 01:36:34,461 | I won't get the keys to the city now. | I won't get the keys to the city now. |
2160 | 01:36:34,495 | 01:36:35,629 | - Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right? | - Why y'all over this? - But it was good, right? |
2161 | 01:36:35,662 | 01:36:36,764 | You're too close. Get in the back. | You're too close. Get in the back. |
2162 | 01:36:36,798 | 01:36:37,431 | momma. | momma. |