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1 00:01:05,407 00:01:12,407 Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick § Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §
2 00:01:16,910 00:01:18,901 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
3 00:01:22,416 00:01:23,577 [Henry] Wow. [Henry] Wow.
4 00:01:23,650 00:01:27,484 Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet, Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet,
5 00:01:27,588 00:01:30,888 filled With billions of super smart humans. filled With billions of super smart humans.
6 00:01:30,958 00:01:33,586 So smart, they invented satellites. So smart, they invented satellites.
7 00:01:33,694 00:01:36,629 They also invented pizza, cutting scissors, They also invented pizza, cutting scissors,
8 00:01:36,730 00:01:40,189 and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside! and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside!
9 00:01:40,267 00:01:41,792 For all of their brilliance, For all of their brilliance,
10 00:01:41,902 00:01:44,269 most of them don't know the one simple thing most of them don't know the one simple thing
11 00:01:44,371 00:01:46,396 that every dog on Earth knows... that every dog on Earth knows...
12 00:01:46,473 00:01:49,067 the secret to being happy. the secret to being happy.
13 00:01:50,177 00:01:52,009 Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho!
14 00:01:52,112 00:01:54,604 It's like sticking my head out the window. It's like sticking my head out the window.
15 00:01:54,681 00:01:56,274 Now, all you need to know Now, all you need to know
16 00:01:56,350 00:01:59,479 is that this story is about Ollie and his family is that this story is about Ollie and his family
17 00:01:59,586 00:02:02,385 and how they learned to think more like me, and how they learned to think more like me,
18 00:02:02,456 00:02:05,721 their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated... their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated...
19 00:02:05,792 00:02:07,817 - [ding] - ...happy dog. - [ding] - ...happy dog.
20 00:02:07,928 00:02:11,592 - [grunting] - Look at my super smart human. - [grunting] - Look at my super smart human.
21 00:02:11,665 00:02:15,966 Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China. Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China.
22 00:02:16,069 00:02:18,538 Does it get any cooler than that? Does it get any cooler than that?
23 00:02:18,639 00:02:20,038 You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?
24 00:02:21,041 00:02:22,304 [groans] [groans]
25 00:02:22,376 00:02:24,845 Wow. It feels so real. [grunts] Wow. It feels so real. [grunts]
26 00:02:25,846 00:02:27,143 Xiao! Xiao!
27 00:02:27,214 00:02:28,682 Where are you? Where are you?
28 00:02:28,782 00:02:30,716 I'm on my way! I'm on my way!
29 00:02:30,817 00:02:32,285 - [barking] - Not now, Henry. - [barking] - Not now, Henry.
30 00:02:32,352 00:02:33,581 [Ollie grunting] [Ollie grunting]
31 00:02:33,654 00:02:34,917 Xiao, there's too many of them! Xiao, there's too many of them!
32 00:02:34,988 00:02:36,353 - [low bark] - Ugh! - [low bark] - Ugh!
33 00:02:36,456 00:02:37,446 [Xiao] I'm almost there. [Xiao] I'm almost there.
34 00:02:37,524 00:02:39,253 [Lukas] Ollie! Get ready for school! [Lukas] Ollie! Get ready for school!
35 00:02:39,326 00:02:41,351 [game noises] [game noises]
36 00:02:41,461 00:02:42,690 [Xiao screams] [Xiao screams]
37 00:02:43,697 00:02:45,165 [whirring] [whirring]
38 00:02:46,166 00:02:48,157 - [Xiao] Wasn't that awesome? - [Ollie] Thanks. - [Xiao] Wasn't that awesome? - [Ollie] Thanks.
39 00:02:48,268 00:02:50,327 That's the most fun I've ever had losing. That's the most fun I've ever had losing.
40 00:02:50,404 00:02:51,997 [Ellen] Ollie, get ready for school. [Ellen] Ollie, get ready for school.
41 00:02:52,072 00:02:54,166 You can conquer the world later. You can conquer the world later.
42 00:02:54,241 00:02:55,868 Huh. Is there an echo in here? Huh. Is there an echo in here?
43 00:02:55,976 00:02:59,344 - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too. - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too.
44 00:03:00,681 00:03:02,672 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
45 00:03:18,699 00:03:20,667 So, my name's Henry. So, my name's Henry.
46 00:03:20,734 00:03:23,760 - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person. - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person.
47 00:03:23,871 00:03:26,363 And this is our morning routine. And this is our morning routine.
48 00:03:26,440 00:03:27,771 Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah! Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah!
49 00:03:27,875 00:03:30,901 Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them. Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them.
50 00:03:31,011 00:03:32,069 [Henry laughs] [Henry laughs]
51 00:03:32,179 00:03:35,342 What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched! What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched!
52 00:03:35,415 00:03:37,713 Something else you should know about Oliver is, Something else you should know about Oliver is,
53 00:03:37,818 00:03:39,877 he's incredibly inventive. he's incredibly inventive.
54 00:03:39,987 00:03:42,649 This is one of his more useful inventions. This is one of his more useful inventions.
55 00:03:42,723 00:03:43,815 - [beep] - [pipe rattles] - [beep] - [pipe rattles]
56 00:03:44,858 00:03:48,317 Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart. Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart.
57 00:03:48,395 00:03:51,558 Not like Border Collie smart, but smart. Not like Border Collie smart, but smart.
58 00:03:51,632 00:03:55,432 The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development. The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development.
59 00:03:55,536 00:03:56,594 [barks] [barks]
60 00:04:01,608 00:04:04,202 - Ugh. - [ding] - Ugh. - [ding]
61 00:04:04,278 00:04:07,213 That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad. That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad.
62 00:04:07,281 00:04:09,181 He's about to drink Liquid Death, He's about to drink Liquid Death,
63 00:04:09,249 00:04:12,014 because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller, because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller,
64 00:04:12,085 00:04:15,385 thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder. thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder.
65 00:04:15,455 00:04:19,392 You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows! You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows!
66 00:04:19,459 00:04:21,257 I love human insecurities. I love human insecurities.
67 00:04:21,361 00:04:23,125 [groans] [groans]
68 00:04:23,230 00:04:25,164 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. - Hey, Dad. - Hey.
69 00:04:25,265 00:04:27,165 Fall asleep on the couch again? Fall asleep on the couch again?
70 00:04:27,267 00:04:31,431 Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading. Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading.
71 00:04:31,505 00:04:34,167 Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life? Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life?
72 00:04:34,274 00:04:35,935 - [laughs] No, I'm good. - No? Ellen? - [laughs] No, I'm good. - No? Ellen?
73 00:04:36,009 00:04:37,170 Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on. Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on.
74 00:04:37,277 00:04:39,609 - No, I'm good. - [stammers] It's so good. - No, I'm good. - [stammers] It's so good.
75 00:04:39,713 00:04:42,410 [Henry] Don't think he understands what good means. [Henry] Don't think he understands what good means.
76 00:04:42,483 00:04:44,645 Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure... Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure...
77 00:04:44,751 00:04:46,742 Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that. Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that.
78 00:04:46,820 00:04:47,912 - You did? - Yeah... - You did? - Yeah...
79 00:04:47,988 00:04:51,219 - [ding] - That's Ellen, Ollie's mom. - [ding] - That's Ellen, Ollie's mom.
80 00:04:51,291 00:04:53,282 I kinda think of her as my mom, too, I kinda think of her as my mom, too,
81 00:04:53,393 00:04:57,626 because she's the one that picked me. I love her. because she's the one that picked me. I love her.
82 00:04:57,698 00:04:58,790 Yeah, I'm booked at the salon. Yeah, I'm booked at the salon.
83 00:04:58,866 00:05:01,028 I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo. I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo.
84 00:05:01,134 00:05:03,000 - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister. - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister.
85 00:05:03,103 00:05:05,970 You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk. You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk.
86 00:05:06,039 00:05:07,165 It's your booty. It's your booty.
87 00:05:07,274 00:05:09,743 That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches? That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches?
88 00:05:11,411 00:05:13,436 So, what're we gonna do about the roof? So, what're we gonna do about the roof?
89 00:05:13,514 00:05:15,107 I don't know. I don't know.
90 00:05:16,583 00:05:18,813 Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule. Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule.
91 00:05:18,919 00:05:20,284 Do you need me to do it? Do you need me to do it?
92 00:05:20,354 00:05:22,448 Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean? Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean?
93 00:05:22,523 00:05:23,854 [Henry] Ding! Pop quiz. [Henry] Ding! Pop quiz.
94 00:05:23,957 00:05:26,619 What species never has arguments like this? What species never has arguments like this?
95 00:05:26,693 00:05:28,058 - You know What? - Exactly. - You know What? - Exactly.
96 00:05:28,162 00:05:29,857 I'll handle it. All good. I'll handle it. All good.
97 00:05:29,963 00:05:31,624 So we're good on the roof? So we're good on the roof?
98 00:05:31,698 00:05:33,029 - Yeah. - Yup. - Yeah. - Yup.
99 00:05:33,133 00:05:35,363 Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair? Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair?
100 00:05:35,469 00:05:38,200 - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today? - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today?
101 00:05:38,305 00:05:39,830 - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys. - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys.
102 00:05:39,907 00:05:41,966 You're dealing with the roofer error. You're dealing with the roofer error.
103 00:05:42,042 00:05:45,706 Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair, Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair,
104 00:05:45,813 00:05:46,871 you're gonna be okay? you're gonna be okay?
105 00:05:46,980 00:05:48,004 I'm fine. I'm fine.
106 00:05:49,016 00:05:51,508 Oh... [cooing] Okay, let's go. Oh... [cooing] Okay, let's go.
107 00:05:51,618 00:05:53,609 - Bye, Dad. - All right. - Bye, Dad. - All right.
108 00:05:54,688 00:05:56,178 - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks! - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks!
109 00:05:56,256 00:05:58,384 - Bye, Henry! - [barks] - Bye, Henry! - [barks]
110 00:05:58,492 00:06:01,427 [Henry] And Ollie and Ellen exit. [Henry] And Ollie and Ellen exit.
111 00:06:01,528 00:06:04,691 Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat. Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat.
112 00:06:04,765 00:06:06,699 But first, as always, But first, as always,
113 00:06:06,767 00:06:10,397 he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided. he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided.
114 00:06:12,072 00:06:14,370 Yummy life? Long life? Yummy life? Long life?
115 00:06:14,474 00:06:15,737 You and I both know it's the pizza. You and I both know it's the pizza.
116 00:06:15,843 00:06:17,402 Yummy, long? Long, yummy? Yummy, long? Long, yummy?
117 00:06:17,511 00:06:18,569 - [snarls] - [ding] - [snarls] - [ding]
118 00:06:18,679 00:06:20,909 Wow. Didn't see that one coming. Wow. Didn't see that one coming.
119 00:06:21,014 00:06:26,077 Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet. Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet.
120 00:06:26,186 00:06:28,052 And that includes pie. And that includes pie.
121 00:06:28,121 00:06:29,111 [snarling continues] [snarling continues]
122 00:06:29,289 00:06:31,724 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
123 00:06:34,228 00:06:37,789 [Juliet] Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? [Juliet] Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
124 00:06:37,898 00:06:40,799 Deny thy father, refuse thy name. Deny thy father, refuse thy name.
125 00:06:40,901 00:06:45,361 Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love. Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love.
126 00:06:45,439 00:06:49,706 Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance. Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance.
127 00:06:49,776 00:06:52,370 [Juliet] 'Tis but thy name is my enemy. [Juliet] 'Tis but thy name is my enemy.
128 00:06:53,547 00:06:56,209 Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out. Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out.
129 00:06:56,283 00:06:58,251 [kids laughing] [kids laughing]
130 00:06:58,318 00:07:00,878 Were he not called Romeo, Were he not called Romeo,
131 00:07:00,954 00:07:02,649 - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready. - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready.
132 00:07:02,756 00:07:04,485 Sophie needs a man. Sophie needs a man.
133 00:07:04,591 00:07:06,992 Preferably, a Chinese-American man. Preferably, a Chinese-American man.
134 00:07:07,094 00:07:09,563 - Know of any? - [laughing] - Know of any? - [laughing]
135 00:07:09,630 00:07:10,825 Oliver! Oliver!
136 00:07:11,832 00:07:14,096 [Oliver] But soft! [Oliver] But soft!
137 00:07:14,201 00:07:16,260 What light through yonder window breaks? What light through yonder window breaks?
138 00:07:16,370 00:07:20,705 It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun. It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun.
139 00:07:20,774 00:07:22,936 [kids laughing] [kids laughing]
140 00:07:23,043 00:07:25,535 As enchanting as Sophie is... As enchanting as Sophie is...
141 00:07:25,612 00:07:27,546 she's sitting over there, by the way... she's sitting over there, by the way...
142 00:07:27,614 00:07:31,744 the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and? the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and?
143 00:07:31,819 00:07:33,810 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
144 00:07:35,456 00:07:37,424 [Li] Stop staring! [Li] Stop staring!
145 00:07:37,491 00:07:40,256 Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo. Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo.
146 00:07:40,327 00:07:42,694 Aww... Thank you! Aww... Thank you!
147 00:07:42,796 00:07:44,423 I was being facetious. I was being facetious.
148 00:07:44,498 00:07:46,296 Hey, a compliment's a compliment. Hey, a compliment's a compliment.
149 00:07:46,400 00:07:48,892 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
150 00:08:06,186 00:08:08,484 Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves? Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves?
151 00:08:08,555 00:08:10,523 Not exactly. It's... Not exactly. It's...
152 00:08:10,624 00:08:14,356 It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in... It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in...
153 00:08:14,461 00:08:16,953 Here's something disturbing for you. Here's something disturbing for you.
154 00:08:17,030 00:08:21,797 I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla. I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla.
155 00:08:24,304 00:08:26,136 Heh. [laughs] Heh. [laughs]
156 00:08:30,344 00:08:31,971 He got to you, didn't he? He got to you, didn't he?
157 00:08:32,045 00:08:35,242 Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school. Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school.
158 00:08:35,349 00:08:36,407 [Li laughing] [Li laughing]
159 00:08:36,517 00:08:39,384 Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's
160 00:08:39,486 00:08:42,319 15th annual Great Minds Symposium. 15th annual Great Minds Symposium.
161 00:08:42,389 00:08:44,517 [cheering] [cheering]
162 00:08:45,526 00:08:50,020 And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor, And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor,
163 00:08:50,097 00:08:53,192 the technological pioneering genius, the technological pioneering genius,
164 00:08:53,267 00:08:55,361 your hero and mine, your hero and mine,
165 00:08:55,435 00:08:57,563 Mr. Ram Mills. Mr. Ram Mills.
166 00:08:57,671 00:08:59,036 [cheering and applause] [cheering and applause]
167 00:09:05,212 00:09:07,374 That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills! That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills!
168 00:09:07,481 00:09:09,210 [Mr. Mills chuckling] [Mr. Mills chuckling]
169 00:09:09,316 00:09:11,910 Okay, okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay.
170 00:09:13,220 00:09:16,679 As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces
171 00:09:16,757 00:09:19,658 filled with hopes and dreams, filled with hopes and dreams,
172 00:09:19,726 00:09:22,661 it reminds me of myself as a young man. it reminds me of myself as a young man.
173 00:09:24,231 00:09:27,667 Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent. Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent.
174 00:09:28,836 00:09:29,826 [cough] [cough]
175 00:09:29,903 00:09:32,201 Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world, Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world,
176 00:09:32,272 00:09:34,969 you're gonna have to string together some thoughts. you're gonna have to string together some thoughts.
177 00:09:35,075 00:09:38,238 You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones
178 00:09:38,312 00:09:41,111 and listen and learn from each other. and listen and learn from each other.
179 00:09:41,215 00:09:44,446 You are the eyes of the future. You are the eyes of the future.
180 00:09:44,551 00:09:46,986 You are the minds of the future. You are the minds of the future.
181 00:09:47,087 00:09:50,955 But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future. But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future.
182 00:09:51,058 00:09:53,789 And I want to listen and learn from you! And I want to listen and learn from you!
183 00:09:53,894 00:09:55,794 So, let's see some science! So, let's see some science!
184 00:09:59,600 00:10:01,898 [Principal Harris] Our first student, Will Younger, [Principal Harris] Our first student, Will Younger,
185 00:10:01,969 00:10:05,906 has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy. has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy.
186 00:10:05,973 00:10:07,702 [applause and cheering] [applause and cheering]
187 00:10:11,078 00:10:13,376 Hi. Hi.
188 00:10:13,447 00:10:15,916 An electromagnet is like a regular magnet, An electromagnet is like a regular magnet,
189 00:10:15,983 00:10:18,281 except with a lot more power. except with a lot more power.
190 00:10:18,385 00:10:22,618 But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off. But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off.
191 00:10:22,723 00:10:24,418 - You're a turn-off. - [laughing] - You're a turn-off. - [laughing]
192 00:10:27,461 00:10:29,156 When the electromagnet on my helmet When the electromagnet on my helmet
193 00:10:29,263 00:10:31,231 is charged by the transformer, is charged by the transformer,
194 00:10:31,298 00:10:33,096 it will create enough magnetic energy it will create enough magnetic energy
195 00:10:33,167 00:10:35,465 to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me. to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me.
196 00:10:35,569 00:10:37,435 [audience ooh's and ahh's] [audience ooh's and ahh's]
197 00:10:37,504 00:10:39,529 [powering up] [powering up]
198 00:10:39,640 00:10:41,699 Assistant? Please engage. Assistant? Please engage.
199 00:10:45,813 00:10:46,871 [coughs, chokes] [coughs, chokes]
200 00:10:46,980 00:10:49,347 - [laughing] - [coughing continues] - [laughing] - [coughing continues]
201 00:10:49,449 00:10:50,473 Mom! Mom!
202 00:10:52,553 00:10:53,850 - [yelling] Mom! - [device powers down] - [yelling] Mom! - [device powers down]
203 00:10:56,056 00:10:59,151 Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do. Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do.
204 00:10:59,226 00:11:01,456 - Not good. - No, no, no! No! - Not good. - No, no, no! No!
205 00:11:01,528 00:11:04,463 [screaming] [screaming]
206 00:11:04,531 00:11:06,499 [panicked murmuring] [panicked murmuring]
207 00:11:06,567 00:11:08,160 Oh my God, honey! Oh my God, honey!
208 00:11:08,268 00:11:09,497 Help! Help!
209 00:11:09,603 00:11:11,537 - [kids laughing] - [Mom] Hang on, sweetie! - [kids laughing] - [Mom] Hang on, sweetie!
210 00:11:11,638 00:11:13,663 We're gonna get you down! We're gonna get you down!
211 00:11:13,774 00:11:16,209 No! No! No! No!
212 00:11:16,310 00:11:18,677 - Leave it! - Mom! - Leave it! - Mom!
213 00:11:18,779 00:11:21,510 You pull this, he falls. You pull this, he falls.
214 00:11:21,615 00:11:22,605 Get down here! Get down here!
215 00:11:22,683 00:11:25,277 [kids laughing] [kids laughing]
216 00:11:25,352 00:11:26,148 [grunting] [grunting]
217 00:11:26,453 00:11:28,854 [coach] On your mark, get set. Go! [coach] On your mark, get set. Go!
218 00:11:28,956 00:11:31,721 [Lukas] Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective. [Lukas] Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective.
219 00:11:31,825 00:11:33,293 And I loved it. And I loved it.
220 00:11:33,360 00:11:36,887 And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami. And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami.
221 00:11:36,997 00:11:40,058 This is a soccer ball, gentlemen. This is a soccer ball, gentlemen.
222 00:11:40,167 00:11:43,603 You're gonna kick the ball into that net. You're gonna kick the ball into that net.
223 00:11:43,704 00:11:44,830 Okay? Okay?
224 00:11:44,905 00:11:47,397 Pre-visualization is the key. Pre-visualization is the key.
225 00:11:48,609 00:11:52,170 If you can see it, you can be it. If you can see it, you can be it.
226 00:11:55,582 00:11:57,710 Okay? Great. All right. Okay? Great. All right.
227 00:11:57,784 00:11:59,047 Yes, Rodney? Yes, Rodney?
228 00:11:59,119 00:12:03,352 So... can we use our hands or not? So... can we use our hands or not?
229 00:12:04,358 00:12:06,588 [stammering] You can't touch the soccer ball. [stammering] You can't touch the soccer ball.
230 00:12:06,693 00:12:09,287 - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat... - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat...
231 00:12:09,396 00:12:10,659 You have to kick the ball. You have to kick the ball.
232 00:12:10,731 00:12:15,328 You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right? You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right?
233 00:12:15,402 00:12:18,497 Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there. Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there.
234 00:12:20,574 00:12:23,339 What did I... No. No hands. What did I... No. No hands.
235 00:12:26,380 00:12:27,905 - Come on, guys. - [Hunter] Coach Reed. - Come on, guys. - [Hunter] Coach Reed.
236 00:12:28,015 00:12:30,609 Hey. Yes, sir. Hey. Yes, sir.
237 00:12:30,717 00:12:32,276 Hunter Williams, Springfield University. Hunter Williams, Springfield University.
238 00:12:32,386 00:12:35,617 More importantly, big fan from your Miami days. More importantly, big fan from your Miami days.
239 00:12:35,722 00:12:36,883 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
240 00:12:36,957 00:12:38,186 You got a minute? You got a minute?
241 00:12:41,128 00:12:42,425 [player] Sorry, Coach. [player] Sorry, Coach.
242 00:12:42,496 00:12:45,466 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
243 00:12:45,566 00:12:50,663 [sighs] I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot. [sighs] I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot.
244 00:12:50,771 00:12:53,263 What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around? What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around?
245 00:12:53,340 00:12:55,502 Must be boring. Must be boring.
246 00:12:55,609 00:12:57,509 Our next student won last year's science fair Our next student won last year's science fair
247 00:12:57,611 00:13:01,013 by designing his own GPS-based dog collar. by designing his own GPS-based dog collar.
248 00:13:01,115 00:13:02,310 Oliver Reed. Oliver Reed.
249 00:13:03,417 00:13:06,751 - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great. - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great.
250 00:13:06,820 00:13:08,515 Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
251 00:13:08,622 00:13:11,421 I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you. I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you.
252 00:13:11,492 00:13:14,757 So, if you could just be perfectly still... So, if you could just be perfectly still...
253 00:13:14,828 00:13:16,728 and flat. and flat.
254 00:13:17,998 00:13:19,432 [laughter] [laughter]
255 00:13:21,235 00:13:24,967 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed
256 00:13:25,072 00:13:29,066 by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain. by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain.
257 00:13:29,143 00:13:30,736 So, it stands to reason So, it stands to reason
258 00:13:30,811 00:13:35,009 that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances, that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances,
259 00:13:35,115 00:13:38,176 we should be able to hear another person's thoughts. we should be able to hear another person's thoughts.
260 00:13:38,285 00:13:40,344 - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer
261 00:13:40,454 00:13:44,482 to have their thoughts, one thought, read? to have their thoughts, one thought, read?
262 00:13:44,558 00:13:45,719 I'll do it. I'll do it.
263 00:13:47,327 00:13:49,125 - Just stay still. - Okay. - Just stay still. - Okay.
264 00:13:49,196 00:13:50,960 With todays technology, With todays technology,
265 00:13:51,031 00:13:56,231 reading one thought, just one word, is achievable. reading one thought, just one word, is achievable.
266 00:13:56,336 00:13:58,532 Brayden, please think of a color. Brayden, please think of a color.
267 00:13:58,639 00:14:00,403 Which one? Which one?
268 00:14:00,507 00:14:02,066 Well, if I told you, then I'd know. Well, if I told you, then I'd know.
269 00:14:02,176 00:14:04,008 Oh, right. Thinking. Oh, right. Thinking.
270 00:14:04,077 00:14:05,306 - [device beeping] - [light laughter] - [device beeping] - [light laughter]
271 00:14:07,481 00:14:10,212 Brayden, just focus on the color. Brayden, just focus on the color.
272 00:14:10,317 00:14:12,752 The rest of your mind needs to be blank. The rest of your mind needs to be blank.
273 00:14:12,853 00:14:15,322 [breathing deeply] [breathing deeply]
274 00:14:16,857 00:14:19,349 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
275 00:14:21,562 00:14:22,893 [whirring, buzzing] [whirring, buzzing]
276 00:14:24,965 00:14:27,127 - [computer beeps] Blue. - Blue! - [computer beeps] Blue. - Blue!
277 00:14:27,201 00:14:30,364 [excited murmuring] [excited murmuring]
278 00:14:30,471 00:14:31,666 It was blue, wasn't it? It was blue, wasn't it?
279 00:14:36,043 00:14:39,570 Oh, well, not exactly. Oh, well, not exactly.
280 00:14:39,680 00:14:40,806 What do you mean, not exactly? What do you mean, not exactly?
281 00:14:40,881 00:14:45,079 I was actually thinking green. I was actually thinking green.
282 00:14:45,185 00:14:47,449 Blue and green are two different colors, bro. Blue and green are two different colors, bro.
283 00:14:47,554 00:14:49,420 [kids laughing] [kids laughing]
284 00:14:49,523 00:14:52,390 [Principal Harris] I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort. [Principal Harris] I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort.
285 00:14:52,459 00:14:54,518 No, it's not a great effort It works! No, it's not a great effort It works!
286 00:14:54,595 00:14:56,120 This is not an effort! It works! This is not an effort! It works!
287 00:14:56,230 00:14:57,595 I can prove it! I can prove it!
288 00:14:59,066 00:15:01,558 [frustrated] It does work! [frustrated] It does work!
289 00:15:01,635 00:15:04,900 It's not funny! I know it works! It's not funny! I know it works!
290 00:15:04,972 00:15:06,701 I tested it! I tested it!
291 00:15:06,773 00:15:08,798 It was blue! It was blue!
292 00:15:11,311 00:15:13,439 [Ellen] Wow. Springfield University. [Ellen] Wow. Springfield University.
293 00:15:13,547 00:15:16,812 [chuckles] This is... this is big for you. [chuckles] This is... this is big for you.
294 00:15:16,917 00:15:19,409 This is a real college-coaching job. This is a real college-coaching job.
295 00:15:19,520 00:15:21,215 - That's what you always wanted. - I know. - That's what you always wanted. - I know.
296 00:15:21,288 00:15:23,757 Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so... Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so...
297 00:15:23,857 00:15:27,794 By this Saturday? Because that's fast. By this Saturday? Because that's fast.
298 00:15:27,895 00:15:30,455 It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can... It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can...
299 00:15:30,564 00:15:31,759 I know. I know.
300 00:15:33,901 00:15:35,630 Where would that leave us? Where would that leave us?
301 00:15:38,939 00:15:41,237 I don't know. I don't know.
302 00:15:45,045 00:15:47,639 Where are we now? Where are we now?
303 00:15:47,748 00:15:50,979 Things aren't better. You know that. Things aren't better. You know that.
304 00:15:54,121 00:15:55,179 [scoffs] [scoffs]
305 00:15:55,289 00:15:57,280 You want the job, just take the job. You want the job, just take the job.
306 00:15:57,357 00:15:58,950 Hey, this is a decision we both have to make. Hey, this is a decision we both have to make.
307 00:15:59,026 00:16:00,323 - [Ellen] Hi, baby. - [Lukas] Hey. - [Ellen] Hi, baby. - [Lukas] Hey.
308 00:16:02,262 00:16:05,789 - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine. - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine.
309 00:16:05,866 00:16:07,766 - [Ellen] Are you hungry? - No. - [Ellen] Are you hungry? - No.
310 00:16:10,871 00:16:14,501 - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night. - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night.
311 00:16:14,608 00:16:16,007 [door closes] [door closes]
312 00:16:17,277 00:16:19,746 Well, he's probably just tired. Well, he's probably just tired.
313 00:16:20,814 00:16:22,407 Yeah, that makes two of us. Yeah, that makes two of us.
314 00:16:35,829 00:16:39,288 I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills. I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills.
315 00:16:44,771 00:16:46,432 I love you too, Henry. I love you too, Henry.
316 00:16:46,507 00:16:47,770 - [computer trills] - [Xiao] Hey. - [computer trills] - [Xiao] Hey.
317 00:16:47,841 00:16:51,209 - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened. - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened.
318 00:16:51,311 00:16:54,804 - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What? - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What?
319 00:16:54,882 00:16:57,249 Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities
320 00:16:57,351 00:16:59,979 to process the brain's electrical charges. to process the brain's electrical charges.
321 00:17:00,053 00:17:03,216 In order to read minds, we need a massive processor. In order to read minds, we need a massive processor.
322 00:17:03,323 00:17:06,088 Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days. Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days.
323 00:17:06,193 00:17:11,563 For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6! For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6!
324 00:17:11,665 00:17:14,657 - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer? - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer?
325 00:17:14,735 00:17:15,827 Wait, what? Wait, what?
326 00:17:15,903 00:17:17,268 Isn't that killer? Isn't that killer?
327 00:17:17,371 00:17:20,671 You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite? You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite?
328 00:17:20,741 00:17:24,541 - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it! - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it!
329 00:17:24,645 00:17:27,671 - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy. - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy.
330 00:17:27,748 00:17:30,740 Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in? Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in?
331 00:17:30,851 00:17:32,216 [Henry] Hey. If you land in juvie, [Henry] Hey. If you land in juvie,
332 00:17:32,319 00:17:36,256 the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint. the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint.
333 00:17:36,356 00:17:39,883 Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park. Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park.
334 00:17:39,993 00:17:42,360 Oliver! You need to grow a pair! Oliver! You need to grow a pair!
335 00:17:42,429 00:17:43,692 Why does everyone keep telling me that? Why does everyone keep telling me that?
336 00:17:43,764 00:17:45,425 Why does everyone keep telling me that? Why does everyone keep telling me that?
337 00:17:45,532 00:17:49,196 - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but... - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but...
338 00:17:50,270 00:17:52,705 Who's gonna wear the transmitter? Who's gonna wear the transmitter?
339 00:17:52,773 00:17:55,140 [panting] [panting]
340 00:17:55,242 00:17:57,734 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
341 00:18:04,952 00:18:07,614 Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up. Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up.
342 00:18:07,721 00:18:10,452 Still would be better if we had a human. Still would be better if we had a human.
343 00:18:10,557 00:18:13,492 - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine. - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine.
344 00:18:13,594 00:18:16,063 Maybe Henry's limited brain will work. Maybe Henry's limited brain will work.
345 00:18:16,130 00:18:17,325 [Henry grunts] [Henry grunts]
346 00:18:17,431 00:18:19,490 Connecting you to Indium 6. Connecting you to Indium 6.
347 00:18:19,600 00:18:21,830 Limited brain? [blows raspberry] Limited brain? [blows raspberry]
348 00:18:21,935 00:18:23,494 Typical two-legged reaction Typical two-legged reaction
349 00:18:23,604 00:18:27,370 when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine. when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine.
350 00:18:27,441 00:18:28,533 [Xiao] Almost there. [Xiao] Almost there.
351 00:18:28,609 00:18:31,203 Pairing in three... Pairing in three...
352 00:18:31,278 00:18:32,473 two... two...
353 00:18:32,579 00:18:33,876 one! one!
354 00:18:33,947 00:18:36,211 [power surges, crackles] [power surges, crackles]
355 00:18:36,283 00:18:39,253 - Oliver? Oliver! - [computer alarm beeping] - Oliver? Oliver! - [computer alarm beeping]
356 00:18:42,222 00:18:43,280 Whoa. Whoa.
357 00:18:43,390 00:18:45,882 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
358 00:18:47,795 00:18:50,492 Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue. Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue.
359 00:18:50,597 00:18:52,087 Should that be a thing? Should that be a thing?
360 00:18:56,170 00:18:57,638 Oliver! Oliver!
361 00:19:00,007 00:19:03,466 Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire. Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire.
362 00:19:03,544 00:19:04,705 [barking] [barking]
363 00:19:09,817 00:19:10,875 [grunts] [grunts]
364 00:19:22,830 00:19:25,322 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
365 00:19:39,713 00:19:42,273 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
366 00:19:45,619 00:19:47,178 [workers speaking indistinctly] [workers speaking indistinctly]
367 00:19:52,159 00:19:54,150 [beeping] [beeping]
368 00:19:58,665 00:20:00,155 [grunts, gags] [grunts, gags]
369 00:20:01,568 00:20:02,831 Mm. Mm.
370 00:20:06,507 00:20:09,602 Must've been a power outage last night. Must've been a power outage last night.
371 00:20:09,710 00:20:13,374 I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note. I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note.
372 00:20:13,447 00:20:15,040 Okay. Okay.
373 00:20:16,049 00:20:18,677 - Are you enjoying your pizza? - [coughs] - Are you enjoying your pizza? - [coughs]
374 00:20:20,788 00:20:22,449 - Yeah. - Mm. - Yeah. - Mm.
375 00:20:25,526 00:20:27,119 Do you wanna talk about last night? Do you wanna talk about last night?
376 00:20:27,227 00:20:31,687 - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really. - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really.
377 00:20:31,765 00:20:34,996 - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise. - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise.
378 00:20:44,678 00:20:46,772 [groans, sighs] [groans, sighs]
379 00:20:46,880 00:20:50,373 Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke. Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke.
380 00:20:50,451 00:20:52,419 I will not soon forget... Wait. I will not soon forget... Wait.
381 00:20:52,519 00:20:56,888 Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal? Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal?
382 00:20:56,957 00:20:58,721 [gasps] Did we Freaky Friday last night? [gasps] Did we Freaky Friday last night?
383 00:20:58,792 00:21:00,988 [gasps] Am I a person? [gasps] Am I a person?
384 00:21:01,095 00:21:04,656 I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants! I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants!
385 00:21:04,765 00:21:08,429 No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat. No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat.
386 00:21:08,502 00:21:10,129 Well, another amazing day. Well, another amazing day.
387 00:21:10,237 00:21:12,103 Wake up happy, stay happy. Wake up happy, stay happy.
388 00:21:12,172 00:21:14,106 Go to sleep happy. Go to sleep happy.
389 00:21:14,174 00:21:16,006 [Henry barks] [Henry barks]
390 00:21:16,110 00:21:18,602 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
391 00:21:29,756 00:21:30,848 It worked. It worked.
392 00:21:30,958 00:21:33,052 I wish this door did. I wish this door did.
393 00:21:33,127 00:21:35,596 - This is amazing! - What's amazing? - This is amazing! - What's amazing?
394 00:21:35,662 00:21:36,788 [screaming] [screaming]
395 00:21:36,897 00:21:40,959 Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee. Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee.
396 00:21:41,068 00:21:42,832 Teenagers. Am I right? Teenagers. Am I right?
397 00:21:42,936 00:21:44,802 - I better go check on him, though. - Henry? - I better go check on him, though. - Henry?
398 00:21:44,905 00:21:46,839 [stammers] I-I-I can hear what you're thinking! [stammers] I-I-I can hear what you're thinking!
399 00:21:46,940 00:21:49,466 - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry! - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry!
400 00:21:49,576 00:21:51,408 - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four. - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four.
401 00:21:51,478 00:21:53,105 - What's frozen water called? - Ice. - What's frozen water called? - Ice.
402 00:21:53,180 00:21:55,239 - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable. - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable.
403 00:21:55,315 00:21:58,250 Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking! Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking!
404 00:21:58,318 00:22:00,309 I know! It's insane! I know! It's insane!
405 00:22:00,421 00:22:02,355 - Whoo! You know what, Ollie? - [laughs] - Whoo! You know what, Ollie? - [laughs]
406 00:22:02,456 00:22:05,016 You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given! You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given!
407 00:22:05,125 00:22:06,889 [gasps] Maybe they'll give me a prize. [gasps] Maybe they'll give me a prize.
408 00:22:06,994 00:22:09,793 Ollie, we're gonna get prizes! Ollie, we're gonna get prizes!
409 00:22:09,863 00:22:11,797 You taste like a genius. You taste like a genius.
410 00:22:11,865 00:22:13,629 The satellite is so powerful, The satellite is so powerful,
411 00:22:13,700 00:22:16,795 it renders full sentences in real time! it renders full sentences in real time!
412 00:22:16,870 00:22:19,567 It's amazing! And itchy. It's amazing! And itchy.
413 00:22:19,673 00:22:21,732 - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course. - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course.
414 00:22:21,842 00:22:25,210 Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular! Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular!
415 00:22:25,312 00:22:26,837 Tomorrow, whoo... Tomorrow, whoo...
416 00:22:26,914 00:22:28,177 - [thoughts stop] - [barks] - [thoughts stop] - [barks]
417 00:22:28,248 00:22:29,647 [barking continues] [barking continues]
418 00:22:33,353 00:22:35,617 - So, are you down? - Down for what? - So, are you down? - Down for what?
419 00:22:35,689 00:22:37,282 Haven't you been listening? Haven't you been listening?
420 00:22:37,357 00:22:39,451 I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me? I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me?
421 00:22:39,526 00:22:41,290 Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married? Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married?
422 00:22:41,361 00:22:43,455 - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me. - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me.
423 00:22:43,530 00:22:45,157 Yeah, that confirms it. Yeah, that confirms it.
424 00:22:45,232 00:22:47,826 The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter
425 00:22:47,901 00:22:50,802 directly to the positive charge in my brain! directly to the positive charge in my brain!
426 00:22:50,871 00:22:53,067 [laughing] I have no idea what that means. [laughing] I have no idea what that means.
427 00:22:53,173 00:22:55,540 - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go. - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go.
428 00:22:58,378 00:23:01,541 It works! It works! Yeah! It works! It works! Yeah!
429 00:23:03,016 00:23:04,450 Yes! The dog talks! Yes! The dog talks!
430 00:23:04,551 00:23:07,543 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
431 00:23:09,056 00:23:11,923 - Yeah! Yes! - [bike bell rings] - Yeah! Yes! - [bike bell rings]
432 00:23:12,025 00:23:14,050 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
433 00:23:15,596 00:23:18,566 [Ellen] How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. [Ellen] How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
434 00:23:18,632 00:23:20,726 [Jasmine chuckles] I know, girl, I know. [Jasmine chuckles] I know, girl, I know.
435 00:23:20,801 00:23:24,931 I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process. I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process.
436 00:23:25,038 00:23:26,631 [Ellen chuckles] [Ellen chuckles]
437 00:23:26,740 00:23:28,731 So, Jasmine, what do you want today? So, Jasmine, what do you want today?
438 00:23:28,809 00:23:30,538 I want to look like you. I want to look like you.
439 00:23:32,813 00:23:35,680 [laughing] [laughing]
440 00:23:37,418 00:23:39,011 You should've seen your face! You should've seen your face!
441 00:23:39,086 00:23:41,748 [continues laughing] [continues laughing]
442 00:23:41,855 00:23:44,586 Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm? Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm?
443 00:23:44,691 00:23:48,958 What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk. What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk.
444 00:23:49,062 00:23:52,362 Hey, I got a badonkadonk. Hey, I got a badonkadonk.
445 00:23:52,433 00:23:55,869 - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly. - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly.
446 00:23:55,936 00:23:57,233 Mm-hmm. How's he doin'? Mm-hmm. How's he doin'?
447 00:23:57,304 00:24:00,296 Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump. Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump.
448 00:24:00,407 00:24:01,966 Okay, what's goin' on? Okay, what's goin' on?
449 00:24:03,644 00:24:07,774 We used to ignite each other and that's, um... We used to ignite each other and that's, um...
450 00:24:09,116 00:24:11,414 it's-it's faded a little. it's-it's faded a little.
451 00:24:13,754 00:24:16,985 - We're thinking about separating. - No! - We're thinking about separating. - No!
452 00:24:17,091 00:24:20,152 But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid. But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid.
453 00:24:21,161 00:24:23,357 - Did he cheat on you? - No. - Did he cheat on you? - No.
454 00:24:23,464 00:24:26,263 - You cheatin' on him? - No. - You cheatin' on him? - No.
455 00:24:26,333 00:24:29,769 - Well, then what happened? - Life? - Well, then what happened? - Life?
456 00:24:31,338 00:24:32,464 [Jasmine] Huh. [Jasmine] Huh.
457 00:24:35,876 00:24:37,605 Well, do you think he'd cheat with me? [laughing] Well, do you think he'd cheat with me? [laughing]
458 00:24:38,779 00:24:39,769 Probably. Probably.
459 00:24:39,847 00:24:41,576 [wheezy laughter] [wheezy laughter]
460 00:24:45,052 00:24:47,453 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
461 00:24:50,157 00:24:51,283 Okay, people, listen up. Okay, people, listen up.
462 00:24:51,358 00:24:53,486 Intel has just received a computer notification Intel has just received a computer notification
463 00:24:53,594 00:24:55,153 from satellite Indium 6. from satellite Indium 6.
464 00:24:55,262 00:24:57,754 This is a level 2 cyber-attack. This is a level 2 cyber-attack.
465 00:24:57,831 00:24:59,128 If Indium 6 is compromised, If Indium 6 is compromised,
466 00:24:59,199 00:25:01,133 we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry
467 00:25:01,201 00:25:03,693 and loss of cell service nationwide. and loss of cell service nationwide.
468 00:25:03,804 00:25:05,465 Total chaos. Total chaos.
469 00:25:05,539 00:25:08,474 Sir? I-6 has been breached. Sir? I-6 has been breached.
470 00:25:09,743 00:25:11,233 This is now a level 1. This is now a level 1.
471 00:25:12,713 00:25:15,375 This is bad, right? This is bad, right?
472 00:25:17,084 00:25:18,574 - [train Whistling] [Ollie] I can't believe this is happening! - [train Whistling] [Ollie] I can't believe this is happening!
473 00:25:18,686 00:25:21,018 [Henry] Why? We go to the park all the time. [Henry] Why? We go to the park all the time.
474 00:25:21,088 00:25:23,386 Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing. Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing.
475 00:25:23,490 00:25:25,254 Sorry. My bad. Sorry. My bad.
476 00:25:25,359 00:25:27,350 But listen, you can't tell anybody. But listen, you can't tell anybody.
477 00:25:27,428 00:25:29,055 - Why not? - Because until now, - Why not? - Because until now,
478 00:25:29,163 00:25:32,827 this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane. this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane.
479 00:25:32,900 00:25:36,666 Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means? Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means?
480 00:25:36,737 00:25:38,865 You've been able to understand me this entire time? You've been able to understand me this entire time?
481 00:25:38,939 00:25:41,033 - Of course. - So you're telling me - Of course. - So you're telling me
482 00:25:41,141 00:25:44,668 that all dogs can understand all humans. that all dogs can understand all humans.
483 00:25:44,745 00:25:47,806 Duh. But you can't tell anybody. Duh. But you can't tell anybody.
484 00:25:47,881 00:25:50,509 - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What? - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What?
485 00:25:50,584 00:25:53,884 Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away. Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away.
486 00:25:53,987 00:25:56,354 If you sculpted a masterpiece If you sculpted a masterpiece
487 00:25:56,423 00:25:59,757 and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag, and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag,
488 00:25:59,860 00:26:02,261 - how would you feel? - Sorry. - how would you feel? - Sorry.
489 00:26:02,363 00:26:04,991 Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out? Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out?
490 00:26:05,065 00:26:07,261 - Not cool. - I thought it was funny. - Not cool. - I thought it was funny.
491 00:26:07,368 00:26:09,268 Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown? Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown?
492 00:26:09,369 00:26:11,098 Like I'm here to amuse you? Like I'm here to amuse you?
493 00:26:11,205 00:26:15,403 I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles. I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles.
494 00:26:15,476 00:26:17,638 Ha-ha. You think that's funny? Ha-ha. You think that's funny?
495 00:26:17,744 00:26:19,610 Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out, Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out,
496 00:26:19,713 00:26:23,809 she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans. she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans.
497 00:26:23,917 00:26:26,147 - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go? - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go?
498 00:26:26,253 00:26:28,119 Dogs. Hate. That. Dogs. Hate. That.
499 00:26:29,156 00:26:30,385 [inaudible] I won't do it again. [inaudible] I won't do it again.
500 00:26:30,457 00:26:32,585 Cool. Ugh! Cool. Ugh!
501 00:26:32,659 00:26:35,560 Look at the four young blondes. Look at the four young blondes.
502 00:26:35,629 00:26:37,495 Ted's fan club. Ted's fan club.
503 00:26:37,598 00:26:40,761 - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted? - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted?
504 00:26:40,834 00:26:42,802 Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on
505 00:26:42,903 00:26:44,871 and I'll be the first to tell you about it." and I'll be the first to tell you about it."
506 00:26:44,938 00:26:46,963 - What's so special about him? - Nothing! - What's so special about him? - Nothing!
507 00:26:47,074 00:26:49,475 Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing. Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing.
508 00:26:49,576 00:26:51,544 A perfect body with smoldering eyes, A perfect body with smoldering eyes,
509 00:26:51,612 00:26:53,876 a Don Juanesque mystique, a Don Juanesque mystique,
510 00:26:53,947 00:26:55,381 and oh, yeah, he's an actor. and oh, yeah, he's an actor.
511 00:26:55,449 00:26:58,419 - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too. - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too.
512 00:26:58,485 00:26:59,884 Does all his own stunts. Does all his own stunts.
513 00:26:59,953 00:27:02,422 Last year, he jumped a motorcycle Last year, he jumped a motorcycle
514 00:27:02,489 00:27:05,925 onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking! onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking!
515 00:27:05,993 00:27:07,620 I hate him. I hate him.
516 00:27:07,728 00:27:09,423 I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy. I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy.
517 00:27:09,496 00:27:12,989 He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him. He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him.
518 00:27:13,100 00:27:14,534 - [laughs] - Did I mention his owner - [laughs] - Did I mention his owner
519 00:27:14,635 00:27:17,195 is that redheaded kid, Nicholas, is that redheaded kid, Nicholas,
520 00:27:17,304 00:27:19,466 who's always picking on you at school? who's always picking on you at school?
521 00:27:19,540 00:27:21,531 The one who fives in that big, white house. The one who fives in that big, white house.
522 00:27:21,642 00:27:24,771 Okay. I got you. Check this. Okay. I got you. Check this.
523 00:27:24,845 00:27:27,542 Hey, Ted! You want the ball? Hey, Ted! You want the ball?
524 00:27:27,648 00:27:29,946 - Go get it. - [Henry laughing] - Go get it. - [Henry laughing]
525 00:27:31,218 00:27:32,515 Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it.
526 00:27:32,619 00:27:34,553 I get it now. It is funny. I get it now. It is funny.
527 00:27:34,655 00:27:35,952 I didn't know dogs could laugh. I didn't know dogs could laugh.
528 00:27:36,023 00:27:37,650 Of course we can laugh. Of course we can laugh.
529 00:27:37,724 00:27:41,627 It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces. It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces.
530 00:27:41,695 00:27:43,789 Check it. This is my laughing face. Check it. This is my laughing face.
531 00:27:43,864 00:27:45,628 My serious face. My serious face.
532 00:27:45,699 00:27:48,100 - My hungry face. - Oh, wow. - My hungry face. - Oh, wow.
533 00:27:48,168 00:27:50,193 My "despite 10,000 years of domestication, My "despite 10,000 years of domestication,
534 00:27:50,304 00:27:54,172 I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face. I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face.
535 00:27:54,274 00:27:56,208 - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie. - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie.
536 00:27:56,310 00:27:57,971 - You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie. - [barks] - You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie. - [barks]
537 00:27:58,045 00:28:00,514 - What'd she say? - No clue. - What'd she say? - No clue.
538 00:28:00,614 00:28:02,446 That was all the French I know. That was all the French I know.
539 00:28:02,516 00:28:04,348 Hang on. She's here. Hang on. She's here.
540 00:28:04,451 00:28:08,615 - Oh. My. God. - I know. - Oh. My. God. - I know.
541 00:28:08,689 00:28:10,680 That's what I've been telling you. That's what I've been telling you.
542 00:28:10,791 00:28:12,623 - She's... - Stunning. - She's... - Stunning.
543 00:28:12,693 00:28:15,185 - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way. - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way.
544 00:28:15,295 00:28:17,764 - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away. - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away.
545 00:28:17,865 00:28:20,994 - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes. - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes.
546 00:28:21,068 00:28:23,400 - That shiny, wet nose. - What? - That shiny, wet nose. - What?
547 00:28:23,504 00:28:25,836 That nose, hand-carved by God, That nose, hand-carved by God,
548 00:28:25,906 00:28:29,342 floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves. floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves.
549 00:28:29,409 00:28:31,104 - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about? - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about?
550 00:28:31,211 00:28:34,044 The girl on her left! That's Sophie. The girl on her left! That's Sophie.
551 00:28:34,114 00:28:36,776 Wait, Sophie? The Sophie? Wait, Sophie? The Sophie?
552 00:28:36,884 00:28:38,750 The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie? The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie?
553 00:28:38,852 00:28:40,513 Yes. You know her dog? Yes. You know her dog?
554 00:28:40,587 00:28:42,351 Smelled everywhere she's ever been. Smelled everywhere she's ever been.
555 00:28:42,422 00:28:45,619 Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls. Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls.
556 00:28:45,726 00:28:46,887 Okay. Okay.
557 00:28:46,960 00:28:48,223 [Henry sniffing] [Henry sniffing]
558 00:28:48,328 00:28:50,695 Even Ted's pee smells handsome! Even Ted's pee smells handsome!
559 00:28:50,764 00:28:53,563 - I hate him. - I'm nervous. - I hate him. - I'm nervous.
560 00:28:54,735 00:28:57,204 - Just gotta face your fears! - [grunts] - Just gotta face your fears! - [grunts]
561 00:28:57,271 00:28:59,831 - Are you insane? - Excuse me? - Are you insane? - Excuse me?
562 00:28:59,907 00:29:01,705 Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
563 00:29:01,775 00:29:04,005 You're sane, totally sane. You're sane, totally sane.
564 00:29:04,078 00:29:05,068 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
565 00:29:05,179 00:29:07,204 Recognizing her sanity is... Recognizing her sanity is...
566 00:29:07,281 00:29:09,909 it's not wrong. It's pathetic. it's not wrong. It's pathetic.
567 00:29:10,017 00:29:13,715 Now, check out how it's done, doggie style. Now, check out how it's done, doggie style.
568 00:29:13,787 00:29:16,256 Hey, are you a parking ticket? Hey, are you a parking ticket?
569 00:29:16,357 00:29:19,292 Because you have fine written all over you. Because you have fine written all over you.
570 00:29:19,393 00:29:22,055 - [growls, barks] - Be gentle! - [growls, barks] - Be gentle!
571 00:29:22,129 00:29:24,063 - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary. - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary.
572 00:29:24,131 00:29:25,656 I get it. I get it.
573 00:29:25,766 00:29:27,825 - What's his name? - This is Henry. - What's his name? - This is Henry.
574 00:29:27,935 00:29:30,165 - Ask her to the dance. - No. - Ask her to the dance. - No.
575 00:29:30,270 00:29:32,568 - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it! - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it!
576 00:29:32,639 00:29:33,731 because you like her a latte. because you like her a latte.
577 00:29:33,807 00:29:35,332 - [barking] - Oh, no. - [barking] - Oh, no.
578 00:29:36,777 00:29:38,768 She's serpentining his legs. She's serpentining his legs.
579 00:29:38,846 00:29:40,940 His long, athletic legs. His long, athletic legs.
580 00:29:41,014 00:29:43,346 I wanna puke. I wanna puke.
581 00:29:43,450 00:29:45,646 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
582 00:29:45,752 00:29:47,584 We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions. We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions.
583 00:29:47,655 00:29:48,781 Stream it. Stream it.
584 00:29:48,856 00:29:52,315 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
585 00:29:52,426 00:29:54,485 [Henry] It's time to drop one. [Henry] It's time to drop one.
586 00:29:54,595 00:29:56,085 Seeking target. Seeking target.
587 00:29:57,164 00:29:59,826 - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit? - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit?
588 00:30:01,335 00:30:04,134 - The white house. - Oh, my God. - The white house. - Oh, my God.
589 00:30:04,238 00:30:06,138 Dropping payload. Dropping payload.
590 00:30:06,240 00:30:09,301 [exhales] Nothing like a good revenge poop. [exhales] Nothing like a good revenge poop.
591 00:30:09,410 00:30:10,502 Take that, Ted. Take that, Ted.
592 00:30:10,611 00:30:14,741 Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold. Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold.
593 00:30:14,815 00:30:18,581 But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you? But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you?
594 00:30:18,652 00:30:20,586 [laughing] What're you doing? [laughing] What're you doing?
595 00:30:20,654 00:30:23,646 No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here. No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here.
596 00:30:23,724 00:30:25,692 Please leave it. Please leave it.
597 00:30:25,792 00:30:27,692 I wanna see his face when he comes home. I wanna see his face when he comes home.
598 00:30:27,795 00:30:30,730 [groans] My revenge! [groans] My revenge!
599 00:30:30,831 00:30:32,390 We've been able to trace the point of origin, We've been able to trace the point of origin,
600 00:30:32,499 00:30:35,161 the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker. the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker.
601 00:30:35,235 00:30:37,704 Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags. Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags.
602 00:30:37,805 00:30:39,534 Pack our bags? Pack our bags?
603 00:30:40,841 00:30:42,331 Shotgun! Shotgun!
604 00:30:42,409 00:30:44,309 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
605 00:30:47,147 00:30:49,514 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now.
606 00:30:51,852 00:30:54,344 We're still talking it over with the family and... We're still talking it over with the family and...
607 00:30:54,455 00:30:55,684 well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday. well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday.
608 00:30:55,789 00:30:59,885 Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person. Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person.
609 00:30:59,993 00:31:03,623 Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation." Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation."
610 00:31:03,697 00:31:07,190 No, it's not about the money, it's about my son. No, it's not about the money, it's about my son.
611 00:31:07,301 00:31:09,895 Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision. Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision.
612 00:31:10,003 00:31:11,334 Wait, what? Wait, what?
613 00:31:11,405 00:31:12,895 Hey, hey, Ollie. Hey, hey, Ollie.
614 00:31:14,007 00:31:16,374 Pause the virtual, come back to reality. Pause the virtual, come back to reality.
615 00:31:19,213 00:31:20,738 Check this out. Check this out.
616 00:31:22,249 00:31:24,775 I think there's a chance we might be moving. I think there's a chance we might be moving.
617 00:31:26,954 00:31:29,616 Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was... Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was...
618 00:31:29,723 00:31:32,454 - Are we moving? - Um... - Are we moving? - Um...
619 00:31:35,629 00:31:38,690 Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that. Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that.
620 00:31:38,766 00:31:40,256 We're not going anywhere, okay? We're not going anywhere, okay?
621 00:31:40,367 00:31:42,358 Daddy just got a job offer out of town. Daddy just got a job offer out of town.
622 00:31:44,038 00:31:47,872 So, Dad, you're moving away? So, Dad, you're moving away?
623 00:31:49,143 00:31:51,703 Look, we haven't decided anything for sure. Look, we haven't decided anything for sure.
624 00:31:51,779 00:31:55,113 For sure? Well, what's to decide about? For sure? Well, what's to decide about?
625 00:31:58,018 00:31:59,452 Are you guys splitting up? Are you guys splitting up?
626 00:32:00,921 00:32:02,946 Ollie, it's complicated. Ollie, it's complicated.
627 00:32:03,056 00:32:04,888 [Lukas] Look, we're gonna go through everything with you. [Lukas] Look, we're gonna go through everything with you.
628 00:32:04,958 00:32:07,290 No! I wanna know now. No! I wanna know now.
629 00:32:07,394 00:32:09,419 [breathing heavily] Are you? [breathing heavily] Are you?
630 00:32:11,765 00:32:15,463 Are you? Are you?! Are you? Are you?!
631 00:32:15,569 00:32:18,630 You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I. You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I.
632 00:32:18,739 00:32:19,865 I thought you were working on it. I thought you were working on it.
633 00:32:19,940 00:32:23,274 We were, we are. It's just sometimes... We were, we are. It's just sometimes...
634 00:32:23,377 00:32:26,403 I don't understand. I thought things got better. I don't understand. I thought things got better.
635 00:32:26,480 00:32:29,142 - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that. - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that.
636 00:32:29,249 00:32:31,013 Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay? Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay?
637 00:32:31,118 00:32:33,018 I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real. I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real.
638 00:32:33,120 00:32:34,747 It sounds pretty real to me! It sounds pretty real to me!
639 00:32:37,157 00:32:38,818 I thought we told each other everything. I thought we told each other everything.
640 00:32:40,828 00:32:42,694 Why did that have to change? Why did that have to change?
641 00:32:42,796 00:32:45,493 ["Unsteady" by X Ambassadors playing] ["Unsteady" by X Ambassadors playing]
642 00:32:45,599 00:32:48,159 - Ollie! - [door closes] - Ollie! - [door closes]
643 00:32:48,268 00:32:50,794 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
644 00:32:59,313 00:33:00,508 [barks] [barks]
645 00:33:05,519 00:33:07,112 [barking] [barking]
646 00:33:23,804 00:33:24,862 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
647 00:33:24,972 00:33:26,940 [Lukas] Ollie, can I come in? [Lukas] Ollie, can I come in?
648 00:33:27,007 00:33:29,408 Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on. Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on.
649 00:33:37,851 00:33:40,912 [Henry] Ollie, we're a team. I got your back. [Henry] Ollie, we're a team. I got your back.
650 00:33:46,860 00:33:49,921 [Lukas] Look, I know this is scary and confusing. [Lukas] Look, I know this is scary and confusing.
651 00:33:50,030 00:33:51,555 It is for me too, buddy. It is for me too, buddy.
652 00:33:52,566 00:33:54,159 Why didn't I know? Why didn't I know?
653 00:33:55,169 00:33:57,501 Why didn't anyone tell me? Why didn't anyone tell me?
654 00:33:57,571 00:33:59,733 - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair. - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair.
655 00:33:59,840 00:34:02,639 I should have told you. We should have told you. I should have told you. We should have told you.
656 00:34:02,710 00:34:04,838 But we didn't because... But we didn't because...
657 00:34:06,647 00:34:08,911 we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly... we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly...
658 00:34:09,016 00:34:10,677 Before What? Before What?
659 00:34:10,751 00:34:14,415 Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore? Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore?
660 00:34:14,521 00:34:17,354 - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't. - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't.
661 00:34:17,424 00:34:22,191 Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay? Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay?
662 00:34:22,262 00:34:23,821 Even if I live in a different house, Even if I live in a different house,
663 00:34:23,897 00:34:27,834 your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth. your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth.
664 00:34:27,901 00:34:30,268 And that is never, ever gonna change. And that is never, ever gonna change.
665 00:34:35,075 00:34:38,204 I believe that you believe that, but... I believe that you believe that, but...
666 00:34:38,278 00:34:39,712 I'm not sure that I do. I'm not sure that I do.
667 00:34:45,319 00:34:48,550 - [bed creaks] - Scoot over, would you? - [bed creaks] - Scoot over, would you?
668 00:34:48,622 00:34:51,114 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
669 00:34:53,494 00:34:55,087 It's gonna be fine, kid. It's gonna be fine, kid.
670 00:34:57,097 00:34:59,122 Everything's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
671 00:35:10,077 00:35:11,545 What's the matter with your neck? What's the matter with your neck?
672 00:35:12,646 00:35:14,080 I got a pinched nerve. I got a pinched nerve.
673 00:35:15,582 00:35:16,981 Mm. [sniffs] Mm. [sniffs]
674 00:35:18,919 00:35:20,717 [screaming] Oh, my God! [screaming] Oh, my God!
675 00:35:20,788 00:35:23,314 Callen! Are you insane? Callen! Are you insane?
676 00:35:23,424 00:35:26,086 - Are you in pain? - [exhales sharply] - Are you in pain? - [exhales sharply]
677 00:35:26,160 00:35:28,219 - No, it's gone. - [laughs] - No, it's gone. - [laughs]
678 00:35:28,295 00:35:29,922 How did you... How did you...
679 00:35:29,997 00:35:32,056 Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain. Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain.
680 00:35:32,132 00:35:34,260 It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended
681 00:35:34,335 00:35:36,497 the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine. the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine.
682 00:35:36,603 00:35:38,298 You went to university in Beijing? You went to university in Beijing?
683 00:35:38,372 00:35:41,967 Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first. Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first.
684 00:35:42,042 00:35:43,532 You speak Chinese? You speak Chinese?
685 00:35:43,644 00:35:47,603 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
686 00:35:50,351 00:35:53,981 My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way. My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way.
687 00:35:54,054 00:35:55,215 Thanks for asking. Thanks for asking.
688 00:35:59,560 00:36:02,052 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
689 00:36:10,804 00:36:14,707 Henry? I'm scared. Henry? I'm scared.
690 00:36:14,808 00:36:15,934 Me too. Me too.
691 00:36:16,944 00:36:18,708 Wait, what are we scared about? Wait, what are we scared about?
692 00:36:18,812 00:36:21,440 - Divorce. - Why is that bad? - Divorce. - Why is that bad?
693 00:36:22,850 00:36:25,012 - Seriously? - Yeah. - Seriously? - Yeah.
694 00:36:25,119 00:36:26,951 Dogs don't have divorce. Dogs don't have divorce.
695 00:36:27,020 00:36:30,115 I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept. I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept.
696 00:36:32,726 00:36:36,321 It's the worst thing that could happen to a family. It's the worst thing that could happen to a family.
697 00:36:36,396 00:36:38,831 It's the end. It's the end.
698 00:36:38,899 00:36:41,493 It means nothing will ever be the same. It means nothing will ever be the same.
699 00:36:41,568 00:36:44,060 Wait. Will they send me back to the store? Wait. Will they send me back to the store?
700 00:36:44,171 00:36:46,731 [chuckles] [chuckles]
701 00:36:46,840 00:36:50,868 Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be. Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be.
702 00:36:53,213 00:36:55,375 Because best friends stick together. Because best friends stick together.
703 00:36:56,617 00:36:57,880 Wait, what? Wait, what?
704 00:36:57,952 00:37:00,444 - I'm your best friend? - Yeah. - I'm your best friend? - Yeah.
705 00:37:00,554 00:37:04,286 You and I have been inseparable since I was six. You and I have been inseparable since I was six.
706 00:37:04,391 00:37:08,521 - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends! - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends!
707 00:37:08,595 00:37:12,498 Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that? Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that?
708 00:37:12,566 00:37:16,434 Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years. Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years.
709 00:37:16,537 00:37:18,835 But it is true what the old dogs say. But it is true what the old dogs say.
710 00:37:18,906 00:37:21,398 The second half is the better half! The second half is the better half!
711 00:37:21,508 00:37:25,035 Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship. Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship.
712 00:37:25,112 00:37:27,604 You. Me. Mano a mane. You. Me. Mano a mane.
713 00:37:27,715 00:37:30,776 - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How? - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How?
714 00:37:30,884 00:37:32,545 You see this hypoallergenic tail? You see this hypoallergenic tail?
715 00:37:32,619 00:37:34,212 [sneezes] [sneezes]
716 00:37:34,288 00:37:37,280 Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this
717 00:37:37,391 00:37:38,916 with a really bad allergy joke? with a really bad allergy joke?
718 00:37:38,992 00:37:42,622 At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this
719 00:37:42,730 00:37:44,129 so you don't spread any germs. so you don't spread any germs.
720 00:37:44,231 00:37:45,562 There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season... There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season...
721 00:37:45,632 00:37:46,997 - Henry? - Yeah? - Henry? - Yeah?
722 00:37:47,101 00:37:48,762 Saving our family? Saving our family?
723 00:37:48,836 00:37:50,326 Oh. Yeah. Okay, right. Oh. Yeah. Okay, right.
724 00:37:50,437 00:37:53,304 As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie. As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie.
725 00:37:53,407 00:37:54,499 [grunts with effort] [grunts with effort]
726 00:37:54,608 00:37:56,167 I'm always happy. You know why that is? I'm always happy. You know why that is?
727 00:37:56,276 00:37:59,302 And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent... And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent...
728 00:37:59,413 00:38:00,938 Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet. Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet.
729 00:38:01,015 00:38:03,074 - Sure. - That's not it. - Sure. - That's not it.
730 00:38:03,150 00:38:04,675 I'm always happy I'm always happy
731 00:38:04,785 00:38:08,278 because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome. because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome.
732 00:38:08,389 00:38:12,326 I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me. I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me.
733 00:38:12,426 00:38:14,918 What else could I possibly need? What else could I possibly need?
734 00:38:14,995 00:38:17,487 Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house
735 00:38:17,598 00:38:20,397 - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah. - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah.
736 00:38:20,467 00:38:23,061 We were happy because we had everything we needed... We were happy because we had everything we needed...
737 00:38:23,137 00:38:24,627 each other. each other.
738 00:38:24,738 00:38:29,073 See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things
739 00:38:29,143 00:38:31,805 and forget about what matters. and forget about what matters.
740 00:38:31,912 00:38:35,246 Ollie, what are the two most important things in life? Ollie, what are the two most important things in life?
741 00:38:35,316 00:38:37,148 - Uh... - Close! But wrong. - Uh... - Close! But wrong.
742 00:38:37,251 00:38:40,118 Love and family. That's it. Love and family. That's it.
743 00:38:40,187 00:38:43,384 It's simple. Dogs are simple. It's simple. Dogs are simple.
744 00:38:43,490 00:38:45,982 We don't complicate things like humans do. We don't complicate things like humans do.
745 00:38:46,060 00:38:48,552 - What are you saying? - Really? - What are you saying? - Really?
746 00:38:48,662 00:38:49,959 You're supposed to be the smart one. You're supposed to be the smart one.
747 00:38:50,030 00:38:52,829 I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad
748 00:38:52,900 00:38:56,165 get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV. get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV.
749 00:38:56,236 00:38:59,228 Simple life, happy life. Simple life, happy life.
750 00:38:59,340 00:39:03,174 We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog. We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog.
751 00:39:03,243 00:39:04,711 Henry! Henry!
752 00:39:05,846 00:39:07,405 - It's perfect. - I know. - It's perfect. - I know.
753 00:39:07,514 00:39:10,006 - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable. - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable.
754 00:39:10,084 00:39:13,486 This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family. This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family.
755 00:39:16,557 00:39:19,822 Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast. Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast.
756 00:39:19,893 00:39:22,157 - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast? - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast?
757 00:39:22,229 00:39:24,323 Yeah! Yeah!
758 00:39:24,398 00:39:26,833 Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school, Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school,
759 00:39:26,900 00:39:28,959 - we could go out and see... - Tonight? - we could go out and see... - Tonight?
760 00:39:29,036 00:39:30,663 We never go out on a school night. We never go out on a school night.
761 00:39:30,738 00:39:32,069 Maybe we should! Maybe we should!
762 00:39:32,172 00:39:33,867 Why did you and Dad stop loving each other? Why did you and Dad stop loving each other?
763 00:39:38,579 00:39:42,277 Mm... Baby, we do love each other... Mm... Baby, we do love each other...
764 00:39:42,383 00:39:44,215 Then why are you splitting up? Then why are you splitting up?
765 00:39:46,587 00:39:48,555 It's hard to explain. It's hard to explain.
766 00:39:48,622 00:39:52,525 Ollie, we are a family that loves each other. Ollie, we are a family that loves each other.
767 00:39:52,593 00:39:55,563 Nothing can break that bond. Ever. Nothing can break that bond. Ever.
768 00:39:57,197 00:39:58,756 Okay. Okay.
769 00:40:00,801 00:40:02,565 - I love you. - I love you. - I love you. - I love you.
770 00:40:04,638 00:40:06,629 - I don't wanna be late. - Okay. - I don't wanna be late. - Okay.
771 00:40:06,740 00:40:08,401 - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm. - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm.
772 00:40:09,810 00:40:11,938 - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom. - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom.
773 00:40:12,046 00:40:14,071 - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend! - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend!
774 00:40:14,181 00:40:16,673 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
775 00:40:25,359 00:40:26,758 [sad chuckle] [sad chuckle]
776 00:40:31,131 00:40:33,623 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
777 00:40:38,439 00:40:40,430 [barks] [barks]
778 00:40:44,078 00:40:47,104 Well, if you do decide to sell this house, Well, if you do decide to sell this house,
779 00:40:47,181 00:40:49,172 you will be looking at multiples. you will be looking at multiples.
780 00:40:49,283 00:40:52,583 Sell this house? The roof over our head? Sell this house? The roof over our head?
781 00:40:52,653 00:40:55,350 Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit? Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit?
782 00:40:55,456 00:40:58,118 No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen. No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen.
783 00:40:58,192 00:41:01,594 - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry? - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry?
784 00:41:01,662 00:41:04,597 Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here? Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here?
785 00:41:04,665 00:41:07,157 Oh, yeah, people do it all the time! Oh, yeah, people do it all the time!
786 00:41:07,267 00:41:09,964 People like new stuff. People like new stuff.
787 00:41:10,037 00:41:12,165 Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip
788 00:41:12,273 00:41:14,605 this lady's dream of a commission in the bud. this lady's dream of a commission in the bud.
789 00:41:14,675 00:41:18,236 - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle. - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle.
790 00:41:18,312 00:41:22,442 It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care. It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care.
791 00:41:22,516 00:41:24,678 [bell rings] [bell rings]
792 00:41:32,693 00:41:34,821 - Oliver? - Yes? - Oliver? - Yes?
793 00:41:34,928 00:41:38,330 Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills. Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills.
794 00:41:38,432 00:41:40,833 - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you. - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you.
795 00:41:40,934 00:41:42,595 I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class. I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class.
796 00:41:42,670 00:41:45,867 [stammers] No. Is Mr. Mills here? [stammers] No. Is Mr. Mills here?
797 00:41:45,973 00:41:50,672 Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment. Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment.
798 00:41:50,744 00:41:54,237 In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age. In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age.
799 00:41:54,348 00:41:56,646 - Really? He-he did? - He did. - Really? He-he did? - He did.
800 00:41:56,717 00:41:58,481 He wanted me to give you this. He wanted me to give you this.
801 00:41:58,552 00:42:01,317 Should be hitting the market in about eight months. Should be hitting the market in about eight months.
802 00:42:01,388 00:42:02,878 - On. - [whirs] - On. - [whirs]
803 00:42:02,990 00:42:04,219 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Oliver.
804 00:42:04,324 00:42:08,192 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
805 00:42:08,262 00:42:11,357 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
806 00:42:11,432 00:42:16,529 So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
807 00:42:16,603 00:42:21,063 And remember, great minds need great tools. And remember, great minds need great tools.
808 00:42:21,175 00:42:23,667 - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver. - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver.
809 00:42:23,744 00:42:25,212 [whirs] [whirs]
810 00:42:25,312 00:42:27,303 That's the virtual part, remember? That's the virtual part, remember?
811 00:42:27,381 00:42:29,315 Oh, right. Thank you. Oh, right. Thank you.
812 00:42:29,383 00:42:31,408 You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver. You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver.
813 00:42:31,518 00:42:33,486 Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
814 00:42:33,554 00:42:36,046 My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers. My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers.
815 00:42:36,156 00:42:39,091 Really? Tell me about him. Really? Tell me about him.
816 00:42:40,160 00:42:42,686 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
817 00:43:00,280 00:43:01,475 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
818 00:43:01,582 00:43:03,141 [whirs] [whirs]
819 00:43:03,250 00:43:05,480 Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here. Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here.
820 00:43:05,586 00:43:06,644 Good to see you. Good to see you.
821 00:43:06,754 00:43:09,223 I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed
822 00:43:09,290 00:43:10,951 and I'd like to virtually invite you and I'd like to virtually invite you
823 00:43:11,058 00:43:15,154 to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China. to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China.
824 00:43:15,262 00:43:19,256 Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
825 00:43:20,301 00:43:22,793 Mr. Mills. Mr. Mills.
826 00:43:22,903 00:43:25,133 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
827 00:43:25,239 00:43:26,707 You are my hero. You are my hero.
828 00:43:26,774 00:43:29,106 You are my super-hero! You are my super-hero!
829 00:43:29,209 00:43:33,146 [Mills speaking Chinese] [Mills speaking Chinese]
830 00:43:34,148 00:43:35,877 Wow! Wow!
831 00:43:41,055 00:43:43,956 Ollie. Here, check this. Ollie. Here, check this.
832 00:43:44,058 00:43:45,958 - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right. - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right.
833 00:43:46,060 00:43:47,289 Where did you get this? Where did you get this?
834 00:43:47,394 00:43:48,657 Mom was digging through some boxes Mom was digging through some boxes
835 00:43:48,762 00:43:51,356 and when she saw this, she started to cry. and when she saw this, she started to cry.
836 00:43:51,465 00:43:53,695 So I figured it was important. So I figured it was important.
837 00:43:53,801 00:43:56,668 [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure
838 00:43:56,770 00:44:00,001 to introduce for the first time as husband and wife, to introduce for the first time as husband and wife,
839 00:44:00,107 00:44:02,269 Ellen and Lukas Reed! Ellen and Lukas Reed!
840 00:44:02,343 00:44:04,710 [cheering] [cheering]
841 00:44:09,483 00:44:12,544 Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross. Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross.
842 00:44:12,653 00:44:14,678 Why do you guys sniff each other's butts? Why do you guys sniff each other's butts?
843 00:44:14,788 00:44:16,517 - It's grosser. - Ollie... - It's grosser. - Ollie...
844 00:44:16,623 00:44:18,785 - [loud licking] - [Oliver laughs] - [loud licking] - [Oliver laughs]
845 00:44:18,859 00:44:22,295 Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face? Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face?
846 00:44:22,362 00:44:24,854 Top that, sucker! [laughs] Top that, sucker! [laughs]
847 00:44:24,965 00:44:27,525 Okay. All joking aside, Okay. All joking aside,
848 00:44:27,634 00:44:30,001 I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing. I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing.
849 00:44:30,104 00:44:33,665 You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person
850 00:44:33,774 00:44:35,799 with one quick whiff. with one quick whiff.
851 00:44:35,876 00:44:38,140 [song playing on video] [song playing on video]
852 00:44:38,212 00:44:40,180 Huh. What song is this? Huh. What song is this?
853 00:44:40,281 00:44:43,808 Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means. Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means.
854 00:44:47,521 00:44:48,886 Pause. Hit pause. Pause. Hit pause.
855 00:44:48,989 00:44:50,616 - That's the look! - What look? - That's the look! - What look?
856 00:44:50,691 00:44:51,783 The love look. The love look.
857 00:44:51,859 00:44:55,227 It's the look two people share when they're truly in love. It's the look two people share when they're truly in love.
858 00:44:55,329 00:44:56,922 Wait a second. Wait a second.
859 00:44:57,031 00:45:00,558 We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song! We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song!
860 00:45:00,668 00:45:03,831 - And make them share that look again! - How? - And make them share that look again! - How?
861 00:45:03,904 00:45:06,999 Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right? Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right?
862 00:45:07,074 00:45:09,941 - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie, - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie,
863 00:45:10,044 00:45:13,446 guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up. guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up.
864 00:45:13,547 00:45:15,106 How'd you get so smart, Henry? How'd you get so smart, Henry?
865 00:45:15,215 00:45:16,842 You smell as many butts as I have, You smell as many butts as I have,
866 00:45:16,917 00:45:18,681 you tend to pick up a few things. you tend to pick up a few things.
867 00:45:18,752 00:45:20,618 - Ha! - [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, - Ha! - [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,
868 00:45:20,788 00:45:25,225 welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China. welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China.
869 00:45:25,326 00:45:30,196 It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker, It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker,
870 00:45:30,264 00:45:34,428 - Mr. Ram Mills! - [cheers and applause] - Mr. Ram Mills! - [cheers and applause]
871 00:45:34,535 00:45:37,027 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
872 00:45:45,512 00:45:47,606 [speaking Chinese] [speaking Chinese]
873 00:46:04,765 00:46:06,233 Confucius, Confucius,
874 00:46:06,300 00:46:08,598 Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism, Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism,
875 00:46:08,669 00:46:10,296 Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism, Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism,
876 00:46:10,404 00:46:12,498 Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on. Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on.
877 00:46:12,606 00:46:17,134 All these great minds had one thing in common. All these great minds had one thing in common.
878 00:46:20,013 00:46:21,947 - They all loved chocolate. - [laughter] - They all loved chocolate. - [laughter]
879 00:46:27,554 00:46:29,750 [laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
880 00:46:29,823 00:46:32,758 They had two things in common. They had two things in common.
881 00:46:32,826 00:46:39,232 Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit. Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit.
882 00:46:39,300 00:46:44,261 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed
883 00:46:44,338 00:46:47,501 by electrical disturbances in the brain. by electrical disturbances in the brain.
884 00:46:47,608 00:46:52,307 Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts
885 00:46:52,413 00:46:55,178 before the ego has a chance to manipulate them. before the ego has a chance to manipulate them.
886 00:46:55,282 00:46:59,014 Imagine a day being able to extract Imagine a day being able to extract
887 00:46:59,119 00:47:02,282 that perfect alignment, that purity of thought. that perfect alignment, that purity of thought.
888 00:47:02,356 00:47:04,882 Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday.
889 00:47:04,992 00:47:06,619 That day is today! That day is today!
890 00:47:06,693 00:47:08,684 [cheering] [cheering]
891 00:47:10,364 00:47:13,129 [Mills] I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought. [Mills] I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought.
892 00:47:13,200 00:47:15,362 I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit. I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit.
893 00:47:15,469 00:47:16,459 Sir? Sir?
894 00:47:16,537 00:47:18,562 Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed. Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed.
895 00:47:18,672 00:47:22,233 It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking. It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking.
896 00:47:22,343 00:47:24,835 It's the reason I first got into this business. It's the reason I first got into this business.
897 00:47:24,912 00:47:26,209 I'm not sure I follow. I'm not sure I follow.
898 00:47:26,313 00:47:28,179 My mother had a stroke while giving birth. My mother had a stroke while giving birth.
899 00:47:28,248 00:47:30,546 I was never able to hear her voice. I was never able to hear her voice.
900 00:47:30,651 00:47:33,518 So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology, So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology,
901 00:47:33,620 00:47:36,112 I'd finally be able to hear her, I'd finally be able to hear her,
902 00:47:36,190 00:47:38,625 understand her thoughts, understand her feelings. understand her thoughts, understand her feelings.
903 00:47:39,627 00:47:42,289 Although both my parents are healthy, Although both my parents are healthy,
904 00:47:42,363 00:47:45,162 they behave as if they were mute. they behave as if they were mute.
905 00:47:45,232 00:47:48,224 They talk, but they don't communicate. They talk, but they don't communicate.
906 00:47:48,335 00:47:49,632 Mr. Mills. Mr. Mills.
907 00:47:50,871 00:47:55,138 What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth? What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth?
908 00:47:56,176 00:47:58,668 Thank you for sharing that. Thank you for sharing that.
909 00:47:58,746 00:48:01,738 You are a bright young man, Xiao! You are a bright young man, Xiao!
910 00:48:01,849 00:48:03,874 - Oh, thank you, sir. - [chuckles] - Oh, thank you, sir. - [chuckles]
911 00:48:03,951 00:48:06,420 But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life. But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life.
912 00:48:06,520 00:48:08,511 Oh, that's okay. Just be patient. Oh, that's okay. Just be patient.
913 00:48:08,589 00:48:12,184 Takes a while for people to understand a visionary. Takes a while for people to understand a visionary.
914 00:48:12,259 00:48:14,626 Trust me. He'll come around. Trust me. He'll come around.
915 00:48:14,728 00:48:17,129 - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course! - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course!
916 00:48:19,066 00:48:21,763 Don't share your ideas with anyone. Don't share your ideas with anyone.
917 00:48:22,903 00:48:25,235 With anyone. With anyone.
918 00:48:25,305 00:48:27,034 Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve
919 00:48:27,107 00:48:30,236 about this phone that I invented that can also play music. about this phone that I invented that can also play music.
920 00:48:30,310 00:48:32,108 We both know what happened with that. We both know what happened with that.
921 00:48:32,212 00:48:35,671 I can assure you, there are people watching you right now. I can assure you, there are people watching you right now.
922 00:48:38,552 00:48:41,044 Why? Why me? Why? Why me?
923 00:48:42,356 00:48:45,519 Because you're about to shake up the world! Because you're about to shake up the world!
924 00:48:45,592 00:48:48,391 You need anything, you only come to me. You need anything, you only come to me.
925 00:48:48,462 00:48:50,430 I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources. I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources.
926 00:48:50,531 00:48:52,556 All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing. All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing.
927 00:48:52,633 00:48:53,896 Of course. Of course.
928 00:48:53,968 00:48:56,027 Keep doing what you're doing, Keep doing what you're doing,
929 00:48:56,103 00:48:59,630 so no other child will have to suffer the way we did. so no other child will have to suffer the way we did.
930 00:48:59,740 00:49:01,731 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
931 00:49:08,148 00:49:12,676 Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills! Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills!
932 00:49:15,956 00:49:17,685 Sophie? Sophie?
933 00:49:17,791 00:49:22,194 Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company... Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company...
934 00:49:22,296 00:49:23,855 - [Henry] Cut! Ugh! - [sighs] - [Henry] Cut! Ugh! - [sighs]
935 00:49:23,964 00:49:27,161 - How did that feel to you? - [barks] - How did that feel to you? - [barks]
936 00:49:27,267 00:49:29,861 [barking continues] [barking continues]
937 00:49:29,970 00:49:32,496 Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you. Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you.
938 00:49:32,606 00:49:34,631 Felt derivative. Let's run it again. Felt derivative. Let's run it again.
939 00:49:34,742 00:49:37,234 - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie? - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie?
940 00:49:37,311 00:49:39,109 Save our family? Save our family?
941 00:49:39,179 00:49:42,342 You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan
942 00:49:42,449 00:49:44,474 because you're too nervous to talk to a girl. because you're too nervous to talk to a girl.
943 00:49:44,585 00:49:47,077 Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone! Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone!
944 00:49:47,154 00:49:48,178 [exhales sharply] [exhales sharply]
945 00:49:49,823 00:49:52,485 You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance. You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance.
946 00:49:52,593 00:49:53,788 I believe in you. I believe in you.
947 00:49:53,861 00:49:56,831 - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think? - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think?
948 00:49:56,930 00:50:00,127 I know. And there's another thing I know. I know. And there's another thing I know.
949 00:50:00,201 00:50:01,760 That's checkmate, sucka! That's checkmate, sucka!
950 00:50:01,835 00:50:04,327 All this winning makes me thirsty! All this winning makes me thirsty!
951 00:50:04,438 00:50:06,907 - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No. - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No.
952 00:50:07,007 00:50:09,499 At the 100 yard dash? Again, no. At the 100 yard dash? Again, no.
953 00:50:09,577 00:50:12,069 But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty. But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty.
954 00:50:12,179 00:50:15,342 There must be something that humans are better at than dogs. There must be something that humans are better at than dogs.
955 00:50:15,415 00:50:19,045 Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell? Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell?
956 00:50:19,153 00:50:21,713 You guys would be shoo-ins for that. You guys would be shoo-ins for that.
957 00:50:21,822 00:50:25,224 Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel
958 00:50:25,326 00:50:27,351 and you speak from your heart, no matter what. and you speak from your heart, no matter what.
959 00:50:27,428 00:50:29,089 [sighs] Okay. [sighs] Okay.
960 00:50:29,196 00:50:31,688 I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes, I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes,
961 00:50:31,765 00:50:35,395 Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark! Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark!
962 00:50:35,502 00:50:37,800 - [Oliver barks, laughs] - [barks] - [Oliver barks, laughs] - [barks]
963 00:50:39,406 00:50:43,343 This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind. This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind.
964 00:50:43,410 00:50:45,139 - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog. - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog.
965 00:50:45,212 00:50:46,304 - Not cool. - [cell phone beeps] - Not cool. - [cell phone beeps]
966 00:50:46,380 00:50:48,747 Hey! Hey!
967 00:50:48,849 00:50:50,374 I've just met with Mills. I've just met with Mills.
968 00:50:50,484 00:50:53,044 I'm scared people know about our satellite connection. I'm scared people know about our satellite connection.
969 00:50:53,153 00:50:55,645 - Who knows? - Not sure. - Who knows? - Not sure.
970 00:50:55,723 00:50:58,590 But Mills warned me to be very, very careful. But Mills warned me to be very, very careful.
971 00:50:58,692 00:51:00,251 We need to shut down the link. We need to shut down the link.
972 00:51:00,361 00:51:02,693 - No, we can't. - We have to! - No, we can't. - We have to!
973 00:51:02,763 00:51:06,597 My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days. My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days.
974 00:51:06,700 00:51:08,759 I need Henry to help me fix this. I need Henry to help me fix this.
975 00:51:08,869 00:51:10,860 Henry? How can he help? Henry? How can he help?
976 00:51:10,938 00:51:14,397 Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple. Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple.
977 00:51:14,475 00:51:16,466 [Henry] Your face is simple. [Henry] Your face is simple.
978 00:51:16,577 00:51:19,740 I just mean he has a simple view of life, I just mean he has a simple view of life,
979 00:51:19,813 00:51:22,145 a better View. Xiao, please. a better View. Xiao, please.
980 00:51:22,249 00:51:24,377 I can't let my family split up. I can't let my family split up.
981 00:51:24,451 00:51:25,919 Please, just 24 hours Please, just 24 hours
982 00:51:25,986 00:51:27,977 and then I promise I'll make this right. and then I promise I'll make this right.
983 00:51:28,088 00:51:30,785 I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to. I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to.
984 00:51:32,126 00:51:35,118 You've got one day, but that's it. You've got one day, but that's it.
985 00:51:37,765 00:51:39,893 - [exhales sharply] - [phone beeps] - [exhales sharply] - [phone beeps]
986 00:51:42,202 00:51:44,603 [sighs, exhales forcefully] [sighs, exhales forcefully]
987 00:51:45,673 00:51:48,699 [Cindy] So this house isn't officially on the market, [Cindy] So this house isn't officially on the market,
988 00:51:48,776 00:51:52,644 but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce. but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce.
989 00:51:52,746 00:51:54,111 This house could be yours! This house could be yours!
990 00:51:54,214 00:51:56,478 - [Mr. McLelland] That's great news! - [yelps] - [Mr. McLelland] That's great news! - [yelps]
991 00:51:56,584 00:51:57,710 - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh! - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh!
992 00:51:57,785 00:52:00,720 [Henry laughing] No hard feelings, I hope. [Henry laughing] No hard feelings, I hope.
993 00:52:00,788 00:52:04,122 It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal. It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal.
994 00:52:04,224 00:52:06,716 - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine. - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine.
995 00:52:06,794 00:52:08,762 Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen. Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen.
996 00:52:08,829 00:52:11,491 It's amazing. It's really beautiful. It's amazing. It's really beautiful.
997 00:52:11,598 00:52:13,259 [Mrs. McLelland] Well. [Mrs. McLelland] Well.
998 00:52:13,333 00:52:17,770 [farting loudly] [farting loudly]
999 00:52:17,838 00:52:22,366 - [sniffs] What is that smell? - What smell? - [sniffs] What is that smell? - What smell?
1000 00:52:22,476 00:52:26,106 [giggles] That's the smell of zero commission. [giggles] That's the smell of zero commission.
1001 00:52:26,180 00:52:27,978 - [inhaling] - Oh, that smell. - [inhaling] - Oh, that smell.
1002 00:52:28,048 00:52:29,812 [Cindy] Ugh! [Cindy] Ugh!
1003 00:52:29,884 00:52:33,377 Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright... Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright...
1004 00:52:33,487 00:52:34,852 Do you wanna see the backyard? Do you wanna see the backyard?
1005 00:52:40,794 00:52:42,489 Well, they're still in the kitchen. Well, they're still in the kitchen.
1006 00:52:45,199 00:52:48,430 Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike
1007 00:52:48,502 00:52:50,436 and he fell off and he banged up his knee? and he fell off and he banged up his knee?
1008 00:52:50,504 00:52:53,838 Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!" Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!"
1009 00:52:53,941 00:52:55,170 [Lukas laughs] [Lukas laughs]
1010 00:52:56,810 00:52:58,778 He was a tough kid. He was a tough kid.
1011 00:52:59,780 00:53:01,009 Still is. Still is.
1012 00:53:06,353 00:53:09,618 Tell me that he's gonna be okay. Tell me that he's gonna be okay.
1013 00:53:09,690 00:53:11,658 He's gonna be fine. He's gonna be fine.
1014 00:53:12,693 00:53:15,560 Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have. Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have.
1015 00:53:15,662 00:53:17,187 No matter What. No matter What.
1016 00:53:20,034 00:53:22,901 [sighs] I'm sorry, Ellen, I just... [sighs] I'm sorry, Ellen, I just...
1017 00:53:24,171 00:53:26,265 I feel like I could've done better. I feel like I could've done better.
1018 00:53:27,374 00:53:28,739 We both could have. We both could have.
1019 00:53:34,415 00:53:35,746 I love you. I love you.
1020 00:53:37,051 00:53:39,543 - I love you. - [door opens] - I love you. - [door opens]
1021 00:53:39,620 00:53:42,055 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
1022 00:53:43,057 00:53:45,992 No, no! I forgot to give you my card! No, no! I forgot to give you my card!
1023 00:53:46,060 00:53:48,927 What light through yonder window breaks? What light through yonder window breaks?
1024 00:53:49,029 00:53:51,521 It is the east and... It is the east and...
1025 00:53:51,598 00:53:55,694 Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie. Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie.
1026 00:53:55,769 00:53:57,760 [kids laughing] [kids laughing]
1027 00:54:00,941 00:54:03,603 [Ms. Shackley] I tell you what. You could say the actual words, [Ms. Shackley] I tell you what. You could say the actual words,
1028 00:54:03,710 00:54:06,111 or blurt out whatever you're thinking. or blurt out whatever you're thinking.
1029 00:54:06,213 00:54:08,204 [laughing] [laughing]
1030 00:54:17,458 00:54:20,223 Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. Okay. Here's what I'm thinking.
1031 00:54:20,294 00:54:22,786 How many of you understand this play? How many of you understand this play?
1032 00:54:22,896 00:54:25,729 - I mean, really get it? - No. - I mean, really get it? - No.
1033 00:54:26,733 00:54:28,394 Do you understand it? Do you understand it?
1034 00:54:28,469 00:54:30,403 - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you? - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you?
1035 00:54:30,471 00:54:32,269 [kids] Oh! [kids] Oh!
1036 00:54:32,339 00:54:34,603 I don't think anyone here really gets it. I don't think anyone here really gets it.
1037 00:54:34,675 00:54:37,508 Well, the material might have more meaning to you Well, the material might have more meaning to you
1038 00:54:37,611 00:54:39,739 if you took the time to actually study it. if you took the time to actually study it.
1039 00:54:39,813 00:54:42,441 Or if you took the time to actually explain it. Or if you took the time to actually explain it.
1040 00:54:42,516 00:54:46,953 You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning. You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning.
1041 00:54:48,656 00:54:52,388 - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office. - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office.
1042 00:55:02,303 00:55:03,998 - [kid 1] All right, Oliver! - [kid 2] Go, Oliver! - [kid 1] All right, Oliver! - [kid 2] Go, Oliver!
1043 00:55:04,104 00:55:06,732 - [kid 3] Yeah! - [cheering continues] - [kid 3] Yeah! - [cheering continues]
1044 00:55:06,807 00:55:08,571 - [doorbell rings] - [Muñoz] Wait! - [doorbell rings] - [Muñoz] Wait!
1045 00:55:08,642 00:55:11,441 - What's our cover? - I got this. - What's our cover? - I got this.
1046 00:55:11,512 00:55:13,674 - Just follow my lead. - What? - Just follow my lead. - What?
1047 00:55:15,182 00:55:19,380 Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine? Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine?
1048 00:55:19,486 00:55:21,454 - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close! - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close!
1049 00:55:21,522 00:55:24,014 My name is Bailarín Masculino. My name is Bailarín Masculino.
1050 00:55:24,124 00:55:28,220 And this is my wife, Fauna Flora. And this is my wife, Fauna Flora.
1051 00:55:28,328 00:55:30,820 She does not speak English, but she is a dancer. She does not speak English, but she is a dancer.
1052 00:55:30,898 00:55:33,890 And when she dances, she speaks the language of love. And when she dances, she speaks the language of love.
1053 00:55:35,536 00:55:36,799 Venga aquí. Venga aquí.
1054 00:55:38,305 00:55:40,672 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
1055 00:55:40,741 00:55:42,732 So, this is their son's room. So, this is their son's room.
1056 00:55:42,843 00:55:47,076 If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it. If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it.
1057 00:55:49,850 00:55:51,340 Distract her. I'll do recon. Distract her. I'll do recon.
1058 00:55:52,987 00:55:55,285 My wife, she love the house. My wife, she love the house.
1059 00:55:55,356 00:55:57,051 I must speak with you. I must speak with you.
1060 00:56:00,194 00:56:01,958 [Li] Oliver! Oliver! [Li] Oliver! Oliver!
1061 00:56:02,029 00:56:04,521 That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
1062 00:56:04,631 00:56:06,725 - What's gotten into you? - I don't know. - What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
1063 00:56:06,834 00:56:09,132 I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once. I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once.
1064 00:56:09,203 00:56:11,900 Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it. Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it.
1065 00:56:12,006 00:56:13,667 - Seriously? - Are you kidding me? - Seriously? - Are you kidding me?
1066 00:56:13,740 00:56:16,072 You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred. You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred.
1067 00:56:16,176 00:56:20,113 And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me
1068 00:56:20,214 00:56:21,773 Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver. Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver.
1069 00:56:21,882 00:56:24,852 Li's me. You know my name? Li's me. You know my name?
1070 00:56:24,918 00:56:27,114 Of course. You played Juliet in class. Of course. You played Juliet in class.
1071 00:56:27,221 00:56:29,246 It's happening. It's already happening! It's happening. It's already happening!
1072 00:56:29,356 00:56:31,051 The spillage is real! The spillage is real!
1073 00:56:31,125 00:56:33,025 See you later, Li. See you later, Li.
1074 00:56:33,093 00:56:37,030 Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking. Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking.
1075 00:56:38,098 00:56:39,588 That was really brave. That was really brave.
1076 00:56:39,700 00:56:41,532 [bell rings] [bell rings]
1077 00:56:42,636 00:56:43,797 Well, gotta go. Well, gotta go.
1078 00:56:45,039 00:56:47,269 - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie? - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie?
1079 00:56:49,710 00:56:51,576 Sophie... Sophie...
1080 00:56:51,679 00:56:53,704 would you please go to the dance with me? would you please go to the dance with me?
1081 00:56:55,683 00:56:58,744 [chuckles] I would love to. [chuckles] I would love to.
1082 00:56:58,852 00:57:00,013 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1083 00:57:01,255 00:57:02,689 See you tonight, Romeo. See you tonight, Romeo.
1084 00:57:05,259 00:57:07,694 Hey, Oliver. You got a minute? Hey, Oliver. You got a minute?
1085 00:57:10,230 00:57:11,459 I guess. I guess.
1086 00:57:11,565 00:57:13,294 [sighs] [sighs]
1087 00:57:13,400 00:57:15,767 Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment. Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment.
1088 00:57:15,869 00:57:18,361 - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man. - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man.
1089 00:57:18,438 00:57:19,872 I've felt like crap since the fair. I've felt like crap since the fair.
1090 00:57:19,940 00:57:21,806 And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley, And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley,
1091 00:57:21,909 00:57:25,072 well, dude, you deserve to know the truth. well, dude, you deserve to know the truth.
1092 00:57:25,145 00:57:27,341 Thanks. Thanks.
1093 00:57:27,448 00:57:30,076 Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you? Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you?
1094 00:57:30,150 00:57:32,448 Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it? Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it?
1095 00:57:35,088 00:57:36,647 See you at the dance, man. See you at the dance, man.
1096 00:57:36,757 00:57:38,350 Yes, you will. Yes, you will.
1097 00:57:40,928 00:57:44,421 - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes. - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes.
1098 00:57:44,498 00:57:47,490 Your eyes, they are so sad Your eyes, they are so sad
1099 00:57:47,601 00:57:50,332 because you have not been loved because you have not been loved
1100 00:57:50,437 00:57:52,735 the way an angel like you should be loved. the way an angel like you should be loved.
1101 00:57:54,909 00:57:56,968 Okay... Okay...
1102 00:57:57,077 00:57:59,808 Don't speak. Don't think. Don't speak. Don't think.
1103 00:58:03,117 00:58:04,346 Follow. Follow.
1104 00:58:04,451 00:58:08,115 [instrumental tango playing] [instrumental tango playing]
1105 00:58:21,101 00:58:23,968 Does this thing turn on? Does this thing turn on?
1106 00:58:24,037 00:58:25,505 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Oliver.
1107 00:58:25,572 00:58:29,202 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
1108 00:58:29,310 00:58:32,041 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
1109 00:58:32,146 00:58:33,671 [tango continues playing] [tango continues playing]
1110 00:58:33,747 00:58:35,078 - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go. - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go.
1111 00:58:35,182 00:58:36,411 - Oh. - [Cindy] Wait. - Oh. - [Cindy] Wait.
1112 00:58:36,517 00:58:39,077 - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house! - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house!
1113 00:58:39,186 00:58:42,053 Wait! I forgot to give you my card! Wait! I forgot to give you my card!
1114 00:58:43,357 00:58:45,849 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1115 00:58:52,166 00:58:56,501 From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf, From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf,
1116 00:58:56,570 00:59:00,006 we are bound by the thirst for knowledge. we are bound by the thirst for knowledge.
1117 00:59:01,175 00:59:04,167 Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book
1118 00:59:04,244 00:59:07,407 will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than... will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than...
1119 00:59:08,882 00:59:11,374 well, faster than you can imagine it. well, faster than you can imagine it.
1120 00:59:11,485 00:59:12,975 - [chuckles] - [director] Cut! - [chuckles] - [director] Cut!
1121 00:59:15,022 00:59:17,081 Oh, Xiao. [speaks Chinese] Oh, Xiao. [speaks Chinese]
1122 00:59:19,193 00:59:21,093 - Oh, man! - [Mills laughs] - Oh, man! - [Mills laughs]
1123 00:59:21,195 00:59:22,685 This was so freaking cool. This was so freaking cool.
1124 00:59:22,763 00:59:26,199 - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too. - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too.
1125 00:59:26,267 00:59:28,895 Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy? Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy?
1126 00:59:28,969 00:59:30,368 How did you know that? How did you know that?
1127 00:59:30,437 00:59:33,702 I know stuff. Come on. I know stuff. Come on.
1128 00:59:33,841 00:59:36,310 - [birds chirping] - [Oliver] You were so right, Henry. - [birds chirping] - [Oliver] You were so right, Henry.
1129 00:59:36,410 00:59:37,468 I did what you said. I did what you said.
1130 00:59:37,578 00:59:41,537 In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing! In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing!
1131 00:59:41,615 00:59:46,075 - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up. - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up.
1132 00:59:46,153 00:59:49,088 Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls... Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls...
1133 00:59:49,156 00:59:50,248 Still gross. Still gross.
1134 00:59:50,324 00:59:52,884 Oh! Henry, um... Oh! Henry, um...
1135 00:59:52,960 00:59:54,951 when you said dogs don't have divorce, when you said dogs don't have divorce,
1136 00:59:55,062 00:59:57,554 - do they have marriage? - Nothing official. - do they have marriage? - Nothing official.
1137 00:59:57,631 00:59:59,565 We do more of a common law thing. We do more of a common law thing.
1138 00:59:59,633 01:00:03,126 - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have. - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have.
1139 01:00:03,237 01:00:06,366 But once you're family, you are always family. But once you're family, you are always family.
1140 01:00:06,440 01:00:08,238 - And that never changes. - [transmitter kicks in] - And that never changes. - [transmitter kicks in]
1141 01:00:08,309 01:00:11,370 Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life? Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life?
1142 01:00:11,445 01:00:13,937 - [device ringing] - [Oliver] Love and family. Oh! - [device ringing] - [Oliver] Love and family. Oh!
1143 01:00:14,048 01:00:17,245 And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome. And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome.
1144 01:00:19,620 01:00:22,612 - Do you actually? - Oh, my God. - Do you actually? - Oh, my God.
1145 01:00:22,723 01:00:24,213 - Are you messing With me? - It works. - Are you messing With me? - It works.
1146 01:00:24,291 01:00:25,986 That doesn't really make sense. That doesn't really make sense.
1147 01:00:29,830 01:00:32,162 So, you ready for this? So, you ready for this?
1148 01:00:32,266 01:00:33,995 You gonna get the 'rents to the dance? You gonna get the 'rents to the dance?
1149 01:00:34,101 01:00:36,798 Yep. Both at the same time. Yep. Both at the same time.
1150 01:00:36,870 01:00:39,362 They'll be coming at exactly 9:30. They'll be coming at exactly 9:30.
1151 01:00:39,473 01:00:42,465 And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play? And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play?
1152 01:00:42,543 01:00:44,443 - Done. - Impressive. - Done. - Impressive.
1153 01:00:44,511 01:00:47,503 Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash! Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash!
1154 01:00:49,149 01:00:51,015 Thanks, Henry. I love you, too. Thanks, Henry. I love you, too.
1155 01:00:51,118 01:00:53,109 Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance, Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance,
1156 01:00:53,187 01:00:55,713 you go with that tasty blue number with the dots. you go with that tasty blue number with the dots.
1157 01:00:55,823 01:00:57,791 - You mean this one? - Bingo. - You mean this one? - Bingo.
1158 01:00:57,858 01:01:00,190 - Stylin'. - [laughs] - Stylin'. - [laughs]
1159 01:01:01,195 01:01:02,959 You know, one of the things that I love about your country You know, one of the things that I love about your country
1160 01:01:03,030 01:01:05,522 is you guys can use an app to pay for everything. is you guys can use an app to pay for everything.
1161 01:01:05,633 01:01:07,761 - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash. - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash.
1162 01:01:07,835 01:01:09,599 Can you show me how that works, please? Can you show me how that works, please?
1163 01:01:09,670 01:01:12,002 Sure. It's simple. Sure. It's simple.
1164 01:01:12,106 01:01:13,938 - You just need to... - [alert dings] - You just need to... - [alert dings]
1165 01:01:15,509 01:01:17,841 What is this? What is this?
1166 01:01:17,945 01:01:19,970 What did you do? What did you do?
1167 01:01:20,047 01:01:23,642 It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out. It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out.
1168 01:01:23,717 01:01:25,708 I just wanted to make it a little easier for you. I just wanted to make it a little easier for you.
1169 01:01:27,788 01:01:30,814 Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say. Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say.
1170 01:01:30,891 01:01:34,020 When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything. When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything.
1171 01:01:34,094 01:01:36,392 I'll already know what you're thinking. I'll already know what you're thinking.
1172 01:01:38,899 01:01:44,167 Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible. Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible.
1173 01:01:44,238 01:01:47,606 Oliver created this technology for his family. Oliver created this technology for his family.
1174 01:01:47,708 01:01:49,574 You cannot buy that. You cannot buy that.
1175 01:01:53,113 01:01:54,603 [bugle charge ringtone playing] [bugle charge ringtone playing]
1176 01:01:56,550 01:01:58,450 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1177 01:01:58,552 01:02:00,543 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1178 01:02:06,827 01:02:09,728 - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real. - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real.
1179 01:02:09,830 01:02:12,390 I don't know how, but he did it. I don't know how, but he did it.
1180 01:02:12,499 01:02:15,594 Do you know what it'd mean if... Do you know what it'd mean if...
1181 01:02:15,702 01:02:18,569 when I get my hands on this technology? when I get my hands on this technology?
1182 01:02:18,672 01:02:20,902 You'll get another island? A bigger yacht? You'll get another island? A bigger yacht?
1183 01:02:21,008 01:02:24,205 Oh, simple, simple, Bridget. Oh, simple, simple, Bridget.
1184 01:02:24,278 01:02:26,610 For once, just try to think like a genius. For once, just try to think like a genius.
1185 01:02:27,948 01:02:29,006 With this technology, With this technology,
1186 01:02:29,083 01:02:33,077 I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking. I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking.
1187 01:02:33,187 01:02:35,588 Every brilliant idea will be mine. Every brilliant idea will be mine.
1188 01:02:37,925 01:02:40,087 I'll have a monopoly on knowledge. I'll have a monopoly on knowledge.
1189 01:02:40,160 01:02:42,925 Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it. Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it.
1190 01:02:42,997 01:02:48,094 Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit. Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit.
1191 01:02:48,168 01:02:50,398 Oh, and good job, simple Bridget. Oh, and good job, simple Bridget.
1192 01:02:51,605 01:02:53,972 Expect something special for your bonus this year. Expect something special for your bonus this year.
1193 01:03:02,783 01:03:05,445 How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm? How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm?
1194 01:03:05,552 01:03:07,543 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1195 01:03:07,621 01:03:08,713 [cell phone rings] [cell phone rings]
1196 01:03:08,789 01:03:11,121 - Yes? - [Rockford] Great recon, Muñoz. - Yes? - [Rockford] Great recon, Muñoz.
1197 01:03:11,225 01:03:12,920 That laptop's proved invaluable. That laptop's proved invaluable.
1198 01:03:12,993 01:03:14,154 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
1199 01:03:14,261 01:03:15,422 Intel have informed us Intel have informed us
1200 01:03:15,496 01:03:18,158 that Mills has transferred $100,000 that Mills has transferred $100,000
1201 01:03:18,265 01:03:21,633 into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing. into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing.
1202 01:03:23,437 01:03:24,905 The FBI have been notified. The FBI have been notified.
1203 01:03:24,972 01:03:26,804 Good work, Muñoz. Good work, Muñoz.
1204 01:03:26,907 01:03:28,898 Does this mean we have corroboration? Does this mean we have corroboration?
1205 01:03:28,976 01:03:30,842 We have corroboration. We have corroboration.
1206 01:03:30,944 01:03:33,242 This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon! This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon!
1207 01:03:33,314 01:03:34,975 - That's so you. - [laughs] - That's so you. - [laughs]
1208 01:03:38,152 01:03:39,620 [Henry] Make way for the total package! [Henry] Make way for the total package!
1209 01:03:39,686 01:03:41,950 Brains, personality, and good looks! Brains, personality, and good looks!
1210 01:03:42,022 01:03:43,387 Oh, and Ollie, too. Oh, and Ollie, too.
1211 01:03:43,490 01:03:45,982 - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you! - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you!
1212 01:03:46,059 01:03:47,823 - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks. - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks.
1213 01:03:47,895 01:03:50,227 - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous? - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous?
1214 01:03:50,330 01:03:52,298 - No, just kinda... - Irresistible? - No, just kinda... - Irresistible?
1215 01:03:52,366 01:03:53,891 Well, that is what I'm going for. Well, that is what I'm going for.
1216 01:03:54,001 01:03:56,026 - [Ellen chuckles] - [sighs] Oh! - [Ellen chuckles] - [sighs] Oh!
1217 01:03:56,136 01:03:58,468 You know how you always say that we can learn so much You know how you always say that we can learn so much
1218 01:03:58,539 01:04:00,507 from observing someone else's behavior? from observing someone else's behavior?
1219 01:04:00,574 01:04:02,133 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
1220 01:04:02,209 01:04:04,803 I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry. I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry.
1221 01:04:06,413 01:04:08,347 Maybe not right now. Maybe not right now.
1222 01:04:08,448 01:04:10,314 Oh, a little privacy, please. Oh, a little privacy, please.
1223 01:04:10,384 01:04:13,979 But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time? But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time?
1224 01:04:14,054 01:04:15,044 Dogs always seem happy. Dogs always seem happy.
1225 01:04:15,155 01:04:16,145 - Because they are! - [Henry] Because they are! - Because they are! - [Henry] Because they are!
1226 01:04:16,223 01:04:17,452 - Jinx. - Jinx. - Jinx. - Jinx.
1227 01:04:17,524 01:04:18,821 What? Jinx? What? Jinx?
1228 01:04:18,893 01:04:21,191 Henry and I were just talking. Henry and I were just talking.
1229 01:04:21,295 01:04:22,626 - Zip it. - And he talked back? - Zip it. - And he talked back?
1230 01:04:22,696 01:04:24,494 Nix-nay on the alking-tay. Nix-nay on the alking-tay.
1231 01:04:24,565 01:04:26,863 Remember? Criminally insane? Remember? Criminally insane?
1232 01:04:26,967 01:04:29,698 Never mind. The point is, they're happy Never mind. The point is, they're happy
1233 01:04:29,803 01:04:31,828 because they appreciate the simple things in life. because they appreciate the simple things in life.
1234 01:04:31,906 01:04:35,536 The important things, like love and family. The important things, like love and family.
1235 01:04:36,677 01:04:38,611 They don't complicate life the way people do. They don't complicate life the way people do.
1236 01:04:38,712 01:04:40,441 I am impressive. I am impressive.
1237 01:04:40,547 01:04:42,174 I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie, I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie,
1238 01:04:42,249 01:04:44,741 but when you get older, life just isn't that simple. but when you get older, life just isn't that simple.
1239 01:04:44,852 01:04:46,786 - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother. - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother.
1240 01:04:46,887 01:04:50,346 See, people are always so busy searching for a better life, See, people are always so busy searching for a better life,
1241 01:04:50,424 01:04:53,792 they forget about the great one they already have. they forget about the great one they already have.
1242 01:04:53,894 01:04:56,727 Oh! Look what I found under my bed. Oh! Look what I found under my bed.
1243 01:04:59,066 01:05:01,763 We had some great trips in that thing. We had some great trips in that thing.
1244 01:05:03,203 01:05:04,796 Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance. Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance.
1245 01:05:04,905 01:05:06,134 You're a closer. You're a closer.
1246 01:05:06,240 01:05:07,730 Wait, baby, do you want a ride? Wait, baby, do you want a ride?
1247 01:05:07,808 01:05:10,539 Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk. Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk.
1248 01:05:10,611 01:05:15,105 Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my... Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my...
1249 01:05:15,215 01:05:17,707 - date. - Boom! Nailed it! - date. - Boom! Nailed it!
1250 01:05:17,785 01:05:19,253 - What? - When did that happen? - What? - When did that happen?
1251 01:05:19,353 01:05:21,185 - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl? - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl?
1252 01:05:21,255 01:05:23,417 Her name's Sophie. And get this... Her name's Sophie. And get this...
1253 01:05:23,524 01:05:25,390 she likes me for me. she likes me for me.
1254 01:05:25,459 01:05:27,188 Well, yeah. I mean... Well, yeah. I mean...
1255 01:05:27,261 01:05:29,628 I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality. I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality.
1256 01:05:29,730 01:05:32,290 You know what else they like? Confident dancers. You know what else they like? Confident dancers.
1257 01:05:32,399 01:05:34,800 Dad, no, please, please stop. Dad, no, please, please stop.
1258 01:05:34,902 01:05:37,462 That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog. That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog.
1259 01:05:37,571 01:05:39,403 - I will never unsee that. - [Ellen] Oh, God. - I will never unsee that. - [Ellen] Oh, God.
1260 01:05:39,473 01:05:40,998 - I'm just telling you. - I get it. - I'm just telling you. - I get it.
1261 01:05:41,108 01:05:42,598 - I should really go. - All right, hotshot. - I should really go. - All right, hotshot.
1262 01:05:42,676 01:05:44,440 - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me. - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me.
1263 01:05:44,512 01:05:47,777 - You know, whatever you want. - Just... [whispers] call me. - You know, whatever you want. - Just... [whispers] call me.
1264 01:05:47,848 01:05:50,340 - Okay. - My work here is finished. - Okay. - My work here is finished.
1265 01:05:50,451 01:05:51,646 - I love you guys. - I love you, too. - I love you guys. - I love you, too.
1266 01:05:51,752 01:05:52,913 - I love you. - Henry, come on. - I love you. - Henry, come on.
1267 01:05:52,987 01:05:56,321 Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad. Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad.
1268 01:05:57,324 01:05:58,485 [door closes] [door closes]
1269 01:06:02,529 01:06:05,965 - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll. - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll.
1270 01:06:06,033 01:06:09,833 That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff. That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff.
1271 01:06:09,937 01:06:11,371 Where did all that wisdom come from? Where did all that wisdom come from?
1272 01:06:11,472 01:06:14,100 You, Henry! You! You, Henry! You!
1273 01:06:14,174 01:06:16,233 Right, I know. Just checkin'. Right, I know. Just checkin'.
1274 01:06:16,310 01:06:18,176 It's funny how your life can change in just two days. It's funny how your life can change in just two days.
1275 01:06:19,179 01:06:20,169 [brakes screeching] [brakes screeching]
1276 01:06:20,280 01:06:21,304 - [Oliver screams] - [barks] - [Oliver screams] - [barks]
1277 01:06:21,415 01:06:22,905 - Hey, who are you? - [Oliver] No! - Hey, who are you? - [Oliver] No!
1278 01:06:22,983 01:06:26,317 - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey! - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey!
1279 01:06:26,420 01:06:29,151 Let me go! What's happening? Let me go! What's happening?
1280 01:06:29,256 01:06:32,089 Let us out! Let us out right now! Let us out! Let us out right now!
1281 01:06:32,159 01:06:34,025 Right now! Right now!
1282 01:06:35,596 01:06:37,587 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1283 01:06:48,008 01:06:49,373 You're lucky I didn't bite you. You're lucky I didn't bite you.
1284 01:06:50,577 01:06:52,545 - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver. - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver.
1285 01:06:52,646 01:06:53,704 [Henry] Oh, looky here. [Henry] Oh, looky here.
1286 01:06:53,814 01:06:55,873 Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar. Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar.
1287 01:06:55,983 01:06:58,816 An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all! An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all!
1288 01:06:58,886 01:07:01,048 - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping. - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping.
1289 01:07:01,155 01:07:03,522 I wanted to talk to you about your technology. I wanted to talk to you about your technology.
1290 01:07:03,590 01:07:04,648 Are you hungry? Are you hungry?
1291 01:07:04,725 01:07:06,352 Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks. Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks.
1292 01:07:06,427 01:07:08,486 No, actually, I have to get to... No, actually, I have to get to...
1293 01:07:08,562 01:07:10,724 School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem. School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem.
1294 01:07:10,831 01:07:12,492 How did you know that? How did you know that?
1295 01:07:16,670 01:07:18,229 [intense] I know stuff. [intense] I know stuff.
1296 01:07:20,474 01:07:21,703 Why are you...? Why are you...?
1297 01:07:21,809 01:07:24,972 Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun. Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun.
1298 01:07:25,045 01:07:26,706 - Really? - I may be wrong. - Really? - I may be wrong.
1299 01:07:26,814 01:07:28,077 It could be Men's Wearhouse. It could be Men's Wearhouse.
1300 01:07:28,182 01:07:30,207 I think I can make a break for the door and go get help. I think I can make a break for the door and go get help.
1301 01:07:30,317 01:07:32,046 Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off, Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off,
1302 01:07:32,153 01:07:34,019 so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign. so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign.
1303 01:07:34,087 01:07:35,987 Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle... Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle...
1304 01:07:36,056 01:07:37,581 - Now! - That works. Bye! - Now! - That works. Bye!
1305 01:07:37,691 01:07:40,388 - Get the dog! - Henry! - Get the dog! - Henry!
1306 01:07:40,494 01:07:42,053 Henry, go! Run! Henry, go! Run!
1307 01:07:42,162 01:07:43,391 [grunting] Don't kill him! [grunting] Don't kill him!
1308 01:07:43,497 01:07:45,465 - I need him! - Henry! - I need him! - Henry!
1309 01:07:45,566 01:07:48,297 - Move! - Henry, run! - Move! - Henry, run!
1310 01:07:48,402 01:07:49,870 Move! Move!
1311 01:07:52,973 01:07:54,907 You sure you're not hungry? You sure you're not hungry?
1312 01:08:02,483 01:08:03,473 [remote beeps] [remote beeps]
1313 01:08:08,789 01:08:10,780 ["Break the Rules" by Butterfly Boucher playing throughout] ["Break the Rules" by Butterfly Boucher playing throughout]
1314 01:08:12,493 01:08:16,259 [groans] Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home! [groans] Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home!
1315 01:08:16,363 01:08:19,355 Woo! I really need to up my cardio. Woo! I really need to up my cardio.
1316 01:08:19,433 01:08:22,232 Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation
1317 01:08:22,303 01:08:24,032 and I can't do it alone. and I can't do it alone.
1318 01:08:24,104 01:08:26,596 I need help. I need a dog, or two. I need help. I need a dog, or two.
1319 01:08:26,707 01:08:29,642 I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs! I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs!
1320 01:08:29,743 01:08:34,408 Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds
1321 01:08:34,481 01:08:35,915 and come to the window. and come to the window.
1322 01:08:35,983 01:08:39,544 My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him. My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him.
1323 01:08:39,620 01:08:41,110 [barking] [barking]
1324 01:08:41,221 01:08:42,746 How should I know? How should I know?
1325 01:08:42,823 01:08:45,793 It's your house. Try the back door! It's your house. Try the back door!
1326 01:08:45,893 01:08:47,861 [barking] [barking]
1327 01:08:49,329 01:08:51,024 Henry, he's your best friend. Henry, he's your best friend.
1328 01:08:51,131 01:08:53,498 You have to be willing to do anything to save him. You have to be willing to do anything to save him.
1329 01:08:53,600 01:08:55,329 Anything. Even this. Anything. Even this.
1330 01:08:55,436 01:08:57,598 Ted! Can I talk to you for a second? Ted! Can I talk to you for a second?
1331 01:08:57,671 01:08:59,435 It's important! It's important!
1332 01:09:01,208 01:09:04,007 Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help. Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help.
1333 01:09:04,111 01:09:06,341 Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party. Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party.
1334 01:09:06,447 01:09:08,211 - [barking] - I don't care! - [barking] - I don't care!
1335 01:09:08,315 01:09:09,680 Shut up! I need your help! Shut up! I need your help!
1336 01:09:09,783 01:09:13,185 Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please. Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please.
1337 01:09:16,056 01:09:17,956 [barking] Skittles! [barking] Skittles!
1338 01:09:18,025 01:09:21,086 Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time. Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time.
1339 01:09:21,161 01:09:23,425 I need your help now! I need your help now!
1340 01:09:23,497 01:09:26,296 Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself. Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself.
1341 01:09:26,367 01:09:28,358 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1342 01:09:40,347 01:09:41,837 [intense] Sit. [intense] Sit.
1343 01:09:42,850 01:09:44,841 ["Break The Rules" continues] ["Break The Rules" continues]
1344 01:09:58,833 01:10:03,270 [Henry] Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain [Henry] Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain
1345 01:10:03,370 01:10:06,431 that is like lightning through your spine that is like lightning through your spine
1346 01:10:06,540 01:10:09,009 and it's cooking your hind quarters? and it's cooking your hind quarters?
1347 01:10:10,244 01:10:11,734 Yeah, me neither. [laughs] Yeah, me neither. [laughs]
1348 01:10:11,846 01:10:13,177 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1349 01:10:13,247 01:10:15,238 - [beeping] - [Xiao] Hello? - [beeping] - [Xiao] Hello?
1350 01:10:15,349 01:10:17,044 Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Can you hear me?
1351 01:10:17,117 01:10:21,054 Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao. Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao.
1352 01:10:21,155 01:10:24,750 Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry. Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry.
1353 01:10:24,859 01:10:29,387 I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble. I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble.
1354 01:10:29,496 01:10:32,431 Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology. Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology.
1355 01:10:32,533 01:10:34,160 I fear for Oliver's safety. I fear for Oliver's safety.
1356 01:10:34,235 01:10:38,263 I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology... I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology...
1357 01:10:38,372 01:10:39,999 a GPS dog collar. a GPS dog collar.
1358 01:10:40,074 01:10:43,271 If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills. If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills.
1359 01:10:47,481 01:10:50,507 You think you know me? Huh? You think you know me? Huh?
1360 01:10:51,618 01:10:53,552 You have no idea. You have no idea.
1361 01:10:54,555 01:10:56,148 Look at me. Look at me.
1362 01:10:56,257 01:10:59,989 I would do anything to acquire this technology. I would do anything to acquire this technology.
1363 01:11:01,095 01:11:03,120 Anything. Anything.
1364 01:11:05,900 01:11:06,890 So now... So now...
1365 01:11:08,102 01:11:09,501 Ttell me how you did it. Ttell me how you did it.
1366 01:11:11,271 01:11:13,467 [Henry] Never running again. This is it. [Henry] Never running again. This is it.
1367 01:11:13,574 01:11:15,269 After today, I walk everywhere. After today, I walk everywhere.
1368 01:11:16,343 01:11:18,175 Come on, there's a rear entrance this way. Come on, there's a rear entrance this way.
1369 01:11:19,914 01:11:21,279 [yelling] Get up! [yelling] Get up!
1370 01:11:27,321 01:11:29,722 - [yells] - [chair clatters] - [yells] - [chair clatters]
1371 01:11:29,790 01:11:31,884 [distant barking] [distant barking]
1372 01:11:31,959 01:11:33,825 Henry! Henry!
1373 01:11:33,927 01:11:37,955 You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you? You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you?
1374 01:11:38,999 01:11:40,296 Huh? Huh?
1375 01:11:40,401 01:11:41,994 - [clanging] - [dogs barking] - [clanging] - [dogs barking]
1376 01:11:42,102 01:11:45,402 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1377 01:11:47,942 01:11:49,171 - [screaming] - [barking] - [screaming] - [barking]
1378 01:11:54,949 01:11:56,678 [Henry] Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right! [Henry] Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right!
1379 01:11:56,784 01:11:58,946 That's enough! That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!
1380 01:11:59,019 01:12:00,384 Dude's trapped. Dude's trapped.
1381 01:12:00,487 01:12:01,818 He can't escape, and he knows it. He can't escape, and he knows it.
1382 01:12:01,889 01:12:03,721 Great work, everybody. Great work, everybody.
1383 01:12:03,824 01:12:06,987 Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie. Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie.
1384 01:12:07,061 01:12:09,689 Ollie, go to the dance. Ollie, go to the dance.
1385 01:12:09,797 01:12:11,196 Ted and I will handle this fool. Ted and I will handle this fool.
1386 01:12:11,298 01:12:13,494 - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No. - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No.
1387 01:12:13,567 01:12:16,366 Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves. Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves.
1388 01:12:16,470 01:12:20,065 But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him. But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him.
1389 01:12:20,174 01:12:22,142 - You cool With that? - Actually, yes. - You cool With that? - Actually, yes.
1390 01:12:22,209 01:12:24,303 Cool. Stick to the plan. Cool. Stick to the plan.
1391 01:12:24,378 01:12:26,278 Sophie, parents, song. Sophie, parents, song.
1392 01:12:26,347 01:12:28,543 - You got this. - Okay. - You got this. - Okay.
1393 01:12:28,649 01:12:29,810 - Thanks, Henry. - Go. - Thanks, Henry. - Go.
1394 01:12:29,883 01:12:32,215 I'll be there in 20 minutes! I'll be there in 20 minutes!
1395 01:12:33,220 01:12:36,281 For only two legs, that kid is fast! For only two legs, that kid is fast!
1396 01:12:36,357 01:12:38,348 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1397 01:12:42,997 01:12:45,159 [Ted growling] [Ted growling]
1398 01:12:47,801 01:12:49,792 [barking] [barking]
1399 01:12:51,972 01:12:53,531 [Mills whining] [Mills whining]
1400 01:12:54,542 01:12:56,533 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1401 01:13:01,382 01:13:03,851 [Henry barking, snarling] [Henry barking, snarling]
1402 01:13:07,354 01:13:09,254 - [deep bark] - [whines] - [deep bark] - [whines]
1403 01:13:11,258 01:13:13,249 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1404 01:13:24,872 01:13:27,204 [growling] [growling]
1405 01:13:27,274 01:13:28,264 What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
1406 01:13:28,375 01:13:31,276 [growling intensifies] [growling intensifies]
1407 01:13:31,378 01:13:33,176 Look away! Look away!
1408 01:13:33,247 01:13:36,012 Where are you, you disgusting animal? Where are you, you disgusting animal?
1409 01:13:37,251 01:13:39,743 Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare! Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare!
1410 01:13:39,854 01:13:43,119 [Henry farting] [Henry farting]
1411 01:13:43,224 01:13:45,556 Take a whiff of that, fart face! Take a whiff of that, fart face!
1412 01:13:45,693 01:13:47,627 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1413 01:13:59,973 01:14:01,805 Ollie! Ollie!
1414 01:14:01,909 01:14:03,240 Sophie! Sophie!
1415 01:14:03,310 01:14:07,110 - You came! Are you okay? - I think so. - You came! Are you okay? - I think so.
1416 01:14:07,181 01:14:10,014 I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me, I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me,
1417 01:14:10,117 01:14:12,984 and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in
1418 01:14:13,087 01:14:15,283 and they rescued me. and they rescued me.
1419 01:14:19,293 01:14:21,853 [Sophie and Li laugh] [Sophie and Li laugh]
1420 01:14:21,962 01:14:23,623 Oliver, you are so funny. I love it. Oliver, you are so funny. I love it.
1421 01:14:23,697 01:14:25,028 I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
1422 01:14:25,132 01:14:27,999 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1423 01:14:28,102 01:14:30,161 [Rockford] Callen, Muñoz. [Rockford] Callen, Muñoz.
1424 01:14:30,271 01:14:32,763 We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker. We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker.
1425 01:14:32,840 01:14:34,831 We're trusting him as an ally. We're trusting him as an ally.
1426 01:14:34,942 01:14:36,671 Sending you the coordinates of Mills. Sending you the coordinates of Mills.
1427 01:14:36,777 01:14:39,974 He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog. He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog.
1428 01:14:40,081 01:14:42,106 Bring in him and the boy immediately. Bring in him and the boy immediately.
1429 01:14:44,451 01:14:47,421 [Henry] Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie [Henry] Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie
1430 01:14:47,488 01:14:50,514 and then... [grunts] go on the lookout for the parents. and then... [grunts] go on the lookout for the parents.
1431 01:14:50,624 01:14:53,116 [dance music playing] [dance music playing]
1432 01:14:55,629 01:14:56,824 I don't get it. You told this joke already. I don't get it. You told this joke already.
1433 01:14:56,931 01:14:59,423 It's not a joke. Mr. Mills... It's not a joke. Mr. Mills...
1434 01:14:59,500 01:15:02,060 - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie. - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie.
1435 01:15:02,169 01:15:03,398 You should've seen Ted. He was awesome. You should've seen Ted. He was awesome.
1436 01:15:03,504 01:15:05,734 - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills, - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills,
1437 01:15:05,840 01:15:07,035 - and then... - You lost your collar! - and then... - You lost your collar!
1438 01:15:07,141 01:15:09,974 Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later. Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later.
1439 01:15:10,044 01:15:11,637 We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad. We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad.
1440 01:15:11,712 01:15:14,204 Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance. Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance.
1441 01:15:14,315 01:15:16,409 Okay. Okay.
1442 01:15:16,517 01:15:19,009 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1443 01:15:35,569 01:15:37,333 Hey, Ollie. Hey, Ollie.
1444 01:15:37,404 01:15:39,896 Oh, you must be Sophie. Oh, you must be Sophie.
1445 01:15:40,007 01:15:42,476 I have heard so much about you. I have heard so much about you.
1446 01:15:42,543 01:15:43,840 Mom! Mom!
1447 01:15:43,911 01:15:45,743 It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents. It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents.
1448 01:15:45,846 01:15:48,543 Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad. Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad.
1449 01:15:48,649 01:15:51,584 Ollie, this dance is amazing! Ollie, this dance is amazing!
1450 01:15:51,685 01:15:53,175 Are you sure you wanna go home? Are you sure you wanna go home?
1451 01:15:53,254 01:15:56,155 Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance, Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance,
1452 01:15:56,223 01:15:57,554 his hero moment, his hero moment,
1453 01:15:57,658 01:16:00,525 his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle, his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle,
1454 01:16:00,594 01:16:03,188 ready to beat up the bad guys! ready to beat up the bad guys!
1455 01:16:06,967 01:16:08,696 Or not. Or not.
1456 01:16:08,769 01:16:11,864 Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire. Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire.
1457 01:16:14,208 01:16:15,369 Come with me. Come with me.
1458 01:16:15,442 01:16:17,433 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1459 01:16:28,489 01:16:30,184 Now! Now!
1460 01:16:32,026 01:16:34,518 ["Pretty Beautiful" by Ben Caver begins] ["Pretty Beautiful" by Ben Caver begins]
1461 01:16:52,580 01:16:55,743 It's out of our paws now, my friend. It's out of our paws now, my friend.
1462 01:16:58,986 01:17:00,977 ["Pretty Beautiful" continues] ["Pretty Beautiful" continues]
1463 01:17:16,036 01:17:17,265 Will you dance with me? Will you dance with me?
1464 01:17:36,390 01:17:37,482 Is that the look? Is that the look?
1465 01:17:40,027 01:17:42,962 [barks] Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie. [barks] Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie.
1466 01:17:57,178 01:17:59,169 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1467 01:18:20,334 01:18:22,701 Hey. Remember this? Hey. Remember this?
1468 01:18:23,871 01:18:25,305 They played this song at our wedding. They played this song at our wedding.
1469 01:18:26,707 01:18:30,234 Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife? Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife?
1470 01:18:30,344 01:18:32,836 Nah, I don't remember. Nah, I don't remember.
1471 01:18:32,913 01:18:36,747 - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here. - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here.
1472 01:18:40,721 01:18:44,817 Hey. Is everything okay? Hey. Is everything okay?
1473 01:18:44,892 01:18:46,553 Everything's great. Everything's great.
1474 01:18:46,660 01:18:47,718 Belle, listen. Belle, listen.
1475 01:18:47,828 01:18:50,422 I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day. I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day.
1476 01:18:50,531 01:18:52,226 I sounded like a real dog. I sounded like a real dog.
1477 01:18:52,333 01:18:54,597 I mean, not a real... You know what I mean. I mean, not a real... You know what I mean.
1478 01:18:54,702 01:18:57,330 - Do you wanna dance? - Sure. - Do you wanna dance? - Sure.
1479 01:19:01,876 01:19:04,106 [laughing] [laughing]
1480 01:19:04,211 01:19:06,202 [dance music playing] [dance music playing]
1481 01:19:12,386 01:19:13,444 [Henry] Remember, Belle. [Henry] Remember, Belle.
1482 01:19:13,554 01:19:17,582 If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals. If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals.
1483 01:19:17,658 01:19:20,992 Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them. Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them.
1484 01:19:21,095 01:19:22,654 Which is basically any kid. Which is basically any kid.
1485 01:19:27,468 01:19:29,459 [ballad playing] [ballad playing]
1486 01:19:41,415 01:19:45,249 So, thought reader, what am I thinking now? So, thought reader, what am I thinking now?
1487 01:19:57,865 01:19:59,697 You're getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
1488 01:20:18,686 01:20:20,154 [tires screech] [tires screech]
1489 01:20:36,837 01:20:38,327 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1490 01:20:38,439 01:20:39,804 - Belle, get Ollie! - [barking] - Belle, get Ollie! - [barking]
1491 01:20:39,874 01:20:41,672 - Henry! Henry! - [barking] - Henry! Henry! - [barking]
1492 01:20:43,143 01:20:44,941 Henry! Henry!
1493 01:20:45,012 01:20:47,777 - [groans] - I got this fool. - [groans] - I got this fool.
1494 01:20:47,848 01:20:49,873 [groaning continues] [groaning continues]
1495 01:20:49,983 01:20:52,179 - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did! - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did!
1496 01:20:52,286 01:20:55,278 [laughs] I totally nailed that dude! [laughs] I totally nailed that dude!
1497 01:20:55,356 01:20:57,688 - We cool? - Super cool. - We cool? - Super cool.
1498 01:20:57,792 01:20:59,726 You've got nothing on me! Nothing! You've got nothing on me! Nothing!
1499 01:20:59,827 01:21:02,228 [Henry] Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time. [Henry] Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time.
1500 01:21:02,329 01:21:06,288 [stammering] Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery. [stammering] Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery.
1501 01:21:06,367 01:21:08,165 I work for Mr. Mills. I work for Mr. Mills.
1502 01:21:08,235 01:21:10,169 I can vouch for this man. I can vouch for this man.
1503 01:21:10,237 01:21:12,365 And I can assure you, And I can assure you,
1504 01:21:12,473 01:21:15,568 you will have plenty on him. you will have plenty on him.
1505 01:21:15,676 01:21:17,872 [yells] [yells]
1506 01:21:18,879 01:21:22,281 Oh, simple, simple Mills. Oh, simple, simple Mills.
1507 01:21:22,383 01:21:25,353 If only you could think like a genius. If only you could think like a genius.
1508 01:21:32,059 01:21:33,925 - Bye-bye. - What's going on here? - Bye-bye. - What's going on here?
1509 01:21:34,028 01:21:35,257 - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...? - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...?
1510 01:21:35,362 01:21:39,026 I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion, I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion,
1511 01:21:39,099 01:21:42,091 and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite. and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite.
1512 01:21:42,203 01:21:43,193 Uh, what? What is that? Uh, what? What is that?
1513 01:21:43,270 01:21:44,897 - What does that mean? - You need to come with us. - What does that mean? - You need to come with us.
1514 01:21:48,075 01:21:49,736 - Okay. - [Li] Ollie! - Okay. - [Li] Ollie!
1515 01:21:49,810 01:21:52,643 Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house? Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house?
1516 01:21:52,813 01:21:56,147 [Henry] So, Ollie never went to any big house. [Henry] So, Ollie never went to any big house.
1517 01:21:56,250 01:21:57,649 He went to his own house. He went to his own house.
1518 01:21:57,751 01:21:59,276 A comfortably-sized house, A comfortably-sized house,
1519 01:21:59,386 01:22:01,377 where he was sentenced for home detention, where he was sentenced for home detention,
1520 01:22:01,455 01:22:03,082 which is like school detention, which is like school detention,
1521 01:22:03,157 01:22:06,252 except you stay in your own home as your punishment. except you stay in your own home as your punishment.
1522 01:22:06,327 01:22:07,795 How cool is that? How cool is that?
1523 01:22:07,895 01:22:10,057 It's where you serve your time for your crime. It's where you serve your time for your crime.
1524 01:22:11,165 01:22:13,293 It's also where you serve pancakes. It's also where you serve pancakes.
1525 01:22:13,400 01:22:15,630 - [barks] - Just a second, Henry. - [barks] - Just a second, Henry.
1526 01:22:15,736 01:22:16,931 Pancakes are almost done. Pancakes are almost done.
1527 01:22:17,938 01:22:22,273 [Henry] Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job. [Henry] Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job.
1528 01:22:22,376 01:22:26,711 Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen. Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen.
1529 01:22:26,780 01:22:29,272 Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything. Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything.
1530 01:22:29,383 01:22:33,217 But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280. But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280.
1531 01:22:33,287 01:22:35,813 Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet. Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet.
1532 01:22:35,923 01:22:39,086 Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair. Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair.
1533 01:22:39,159 01:22:41,218 - What's in that green juice? - Mom! - What's in that green juice? - Mom!
1534 01:22:41,295 01:22:43,627 - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread. - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread.
1535 01:22:43,731 01:22:45,631 - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going? - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going?
1536 01:22:45,733 01:22:48,566 - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it. - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it.
1537 01:22:48,636 01:22:50,297 - [barking] - Apparently, I'm killing it. - [barking] - Apparently, I'm killing it.
1538 01:22:50,404 01:22:51,894 [Lukas] Like you do. [Lukas] Like you do.
1539 01:22:51,972 01:22:54,168 [barking continues] [barking continues]
1540 01:22:57,411 01:23:01,143 I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything. I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything.
1541 01:23:01,248 01:23:02,477 Actually, you have. Actually, you have.
1542 01:23:04,185 01:23:06,745 Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated... Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated...
1543 01:23:06,821 01:23:09,256 We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges
1544 01:23:09,323 01:23:10,791 in exchange for your services this summer. in exchange for your services this summer.
1545 01:23:10,858 01:23:11,916 Seriously? Seriously?
1546 01:23:11,992 01:23:13,653 We're part of a global initiative We're part of a global initiative
1547 01:23:13,761 01:23:16,992 to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation. to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation.
1548 01:23:17,098 01:23:19,692 With the help of great minds like Oliver's. With the help of great minds like Oliver's.
1549 01:23:19,800 01:23:21,700 [barks] [barks]
1550 01:23:21,802 01:23:23,497 And Henry's. And Henry's.
1551 01:23:26,373 01:23:28,364 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
1552 01:23:31,645 01:23:33,841 Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
1553 01:23:33,914 01:23:38,579 - I do. - Do you... understand me? - I do. - Do you... understand me?
1554 01:23:38,686 01:23:43,817 I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch. I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch.
1555 01:23:44,892 01:23:46,986 - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah. - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah.
1556 01:23:47,061 01:23:48,529 - Callen? Heh. - Sorry. - Callen? Heh. - Sorry.
1557 01:23:48,596 01:23:49,893 [laughing nervously] [laughing nervously]
1558 01:23:49,997 01:23:51,260 May I? May I?
1559 01:23:51,365 01:23:52,355 - Yeah. - Yeah, good. - Yeah. - Yeah, good.
1560 01:23:54,268 01:23:56,703 - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back! - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back!
1561 01:23:56,771 01:23:58,705 - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking? - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking?
1562 01:23:58,772 01:24:00,740 He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog? He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog?
1563 01:24:00,841 01:24:03,208 - [Ellen] Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him. - [Ellen] Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him.
1564 01:24:03,277 01:24:05,769 Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog. [laughing] Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog. [laughing]
1565 01:24:05,880 01:24:08,178 [Henry] Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right? [Henry] Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right?
1566 01:24:08,249 01:24:11,514 Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location... Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location...
1567 01:24:11,585 01:24:13,110 Hawaii! Hawaii!
1568 01:24:13,220 01:24:14,585 - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine. - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine.
1569 01:24:14,688 01:24:16,417 Hawaii? Wait, which island? Hawaii? Wait, which island?
1570 01:24:16,523 01:24:20,289 You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice. You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice.
1571 01:24:20,394 01:24:21,384 Pick a party school. Pick a party school.
1572 01:24:21,462 01:24:22,987 What about my parents? Can they come? What about my parents? Can they come?
1573 01:24:23,064 01:24:25,692 Of course. Everything's been arranged. Of course. Everything's been arranged.
1574 01:24:28,502 01:24:31,699 - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go? - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go?
1575 01:24:32,773 01:24:33,831 No. No. No. No.
1576 01:24:34,842 01:24:35,934 What? What?
1577 01:24:36,043 01:24:38,910 Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii? Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii?
1578 01:24:39,013 01:24:40,777 Yeah, you can go. [laughing] Yeah, you can go. [laughing]
1579 01:24:40,881 01:24:42,007 Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa.
1580 01:24:42,083 01:24:45,212 [Henry] Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop. [Henry] Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop.
1581 01:24:45,286 01:24:48,779 Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop! Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop!
1582 01:24:50,958 01:24:53,359 Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend? Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend?
1583 01:24:53,427 01:24:54,588 What could be better? What could be better?
1584 01:24:54,695 01:24:57,756 Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come! Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come!
1585 01:24:57,865 01:25:00,926 See how good fife can be when you keep it simple? See how good fife can be when you keep it simple?
1586 01:25:01,035 01:25:03,265 - [barking] - I mean, look at this family. - [barking] - I mean, look at this family.
1587 01:25:03,370 01:25:06,101 Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive, Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive,
1588 01:25:06,207 01:25:09,939 out of their rut and deeply in love. out of their rut and deeply in love.
1589 01:25:10,044 01:25:12,536 Oliver, safe, happy, Oliver, safe, happy,
1590 01:25:12,613 01:25:15,776 and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is. and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is.
1591 01:25:15,883 01:25:18,215 Me? Still adorable, Me? Still adorable,
1592 01:25:18,285 01:25:20,413 and now headed for an island paradise and now headed for an island paradise
1593 01:25:20,488 01:25:23,924 to make the world a better piece with my best friend. to make the world a better piece with my best friend.
1594 01:25:23,991 01:25:25,425 It kinda makes you wonder It kinda makes you wonder
1595 01:25:25,492 01:25:28,189 how great could this incredible planet of ours be how great could this incredible planet of ours be
1596 01:25:28,295 01:25:31,629 if everyone on it learned to think like a dog. if everyone on it learned to think like a dog.
1597 01:25:31,699 01:25:34,259 ["Good Days Start Here" by Tim Myers playing] ["Good Days Start Here" by Tim Myers playing]
1598 01:25:37,539 01:25:44,539 Brought to you by TRiNiTY Brought to you by TRiNiTY
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