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1 | 00:01:05,407 | 00:01:12,407 | Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick § | Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick § |
2 | 00:01:16,910 | 00:01:18,901 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
3 | 00:01:22,416 | 00:01:23,577 | [Henry] Wow. | [Henry] Wow. |
4 | 00:01:23,650 | 00:01:27,484 | Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet, | Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet, |
5 | 00:01:27,588 | 00:01:30,888 | filled With billions of super smart humans. | filled With billions of super smart humans. |
6 | 00:01:30,958 | 00:01:33,586 | So smart, they invented satellites. | So smart, they invented satellites. |
7 | 00:01:33,694 | 00:01:36,629 | They also invented pizza, cutting scissors, | They also invented pizza, cutting scissors, |
8 | 00:01:36,730 | 00:01:40,189 | and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside! | and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside! |
9 | 00:01:40,267 | 00:01:41,792 | For all of their brilliance, | For all of their brilliance, |
10 | 00:01:41,902 | 00:01:44,269 | most of them don't know the one simple thing | most of them don't know the one simple thing |
11 | 00:01:44,371 | 00:01:46,396 | that every dog on Earth knows... | that every dog on Earth knows... |
12 | 00:01:46,473 | 00:01:49,067 | the secret to being happy. | the secret to being happy. |
13 | 00:01:50,177 | 00:01:52,009 | Whoa-ho-ho! | Whoa-ho-ho! |
14 | 00:01:52,112 | 00:01:54,604 | It's like sticking my head out the window. | It's like sticking my head out the window. |
15 | 00:01:54,681 | 00:01:56,274 | Now, all you need to know | Now, all you need to know |
16 | 00:01:56,350 | 00:01:59,479 | is that this story is about Ollie and his family | is that this story is about Ollie and his family |
17 | 00:01:59,586 | 00:02:02,385 | and how they learned to think more like me, | and how they learned to think more like me, |
18 | 00:02:02,456 | 00:02:05,721 | their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated... | their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated... |
19 | 00:02:05,792 | 00:02:07,817 | - [ding] - ...happy dog. | - [ding] - ...happy dog. |
20 | 00:02:07,928 | 00:02:11,592 | - [grunting] - Look at my super smart human. | - [grunting] - Look at my super smart human. |
21 | 00:02:11,665 | 00:02:15,966 | Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China. | Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China. |
22 | 00:02:16,069 | 00:02:18,538 | Does it get any cooler than that? | Does it get any cooler than that? |
23 | 00:02:18,639 | 00:02:20,038 | You want a piece of me? | You want a piece of me? |
24 | 00:02:21,041 | 00:02:22,304 | [groans] | [groans] |
25 | 00:02:22,376 | 00:02:24,845 | Wow. It feels so real. [grunts] | Wow. It feels so real. [grunts] |
26 | 00:02:25,846 | 00:02:27,143 | Xiao! | Xiao! |
27 | 00:02:27,214 | 00:02:28,682 | Where are you? | Where are you? |
28 | 00:02:28,782 | 00:02:30,716 | I'm on my way! | I'm on my way! |
29 | 00:02:30,817 | 00:02:32,285 | - [barking] - Not now, Henry. | - [barking] - Not now, Henry. |
30 | 00:02:32,352 | 00:02:33,581 | [Ollie grunting] | [Ollie grunting] |
31 | 00:02:33,654 | 00:02:34,917 | Xiao, there's too many of them! | Xiao, there's too many of them! |
32 | 00:02:34,988 | 00:02:36,353 | - [low bark] - Ugh! | - [low bark] - Ugh! |
33 | 00:02:36,456 | 00:02:37,446 | [Xiao] I'm almost there. | [Xiao] I'm almost there. |
34 | 00:02:37,524 | 00:02:39,253 | [Lukas] Ollie! Get ready for school! | [Lukas] Ollie! Get ready for school! |
35 | 00:02:39,326 | 00:02:41,351 | [game noises] | [game noises] |
36 | 00:02:41,461 | 00:02:42,690 | [Xiao screams] | [Xiao screams] |
37 | 00:02:43,697 | 00:02:45,165 | [whirring] | [whirring] |
38 | 00:02:46,166 | 00:02:48,157 | - [Xiao] Wasn't that awesome? - [Ollie] Thanks. | - [Xiao] Wasn't that awesome? - [Ollie] Thanks. |
39 | 00:02:48,268 | 00:02:50,327 | That's the most fun I've ever had losing. | That's the most fun I've ever had losing. |
40 | 00:02:50,404 | 00:02:51,997 | [Ellen] Ollie, get ready for school. | [Ellen] Ollie, get ready for school. |
41 | 00:02:52,072 | 00:02:54,166 | You can conquer the world later. | You can conquer the world later. |
42 | 00:02:54,241 | 00:02:55,868 | Huh. Is there an echo in here? | Huh. Is there an echo in here? |
43 | 00:02:55,976 | 00:02:59,344 | - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too. | - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too. |
44 | 00:03:00,681 | 00:03:02,672 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
45 | 00:03:18,699 | 00:03:20,667 | So, my name's Henry. | So, my name's Henry. |
46 | 00:03:20,734 | 00:03:23,760 | - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person. | - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person. |
47 | 00:03:23,871 | 00:03:26,363 | And this is our morning routine. | And this is our morning routine. |
48 | 00:03:26,440 | 00:03:27,771 | Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah! | Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah! |
49 | 00:03:27,875 | 00:03:30,901 | Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them. | Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them. |
50 | 00:03:31,011 | 00:03:32,069 | [Henry laughs] | [Henry laughs] |
51 | 00:03:32,179 | 00:03:35,342 | What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched! | What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched! |
52 | 00:03:35,415 | 00:03:37,713 | Something else you should know about Oliver is, | Something else you should know about Oliver is, |
53 | 00:03:37,818 | 00:03:39,877 | he's incredibly inventive. | he's incredibly inventive. |
54 | 00:03:39,987 | 00:03:42,649 | This is one of his more useful inventions. | This is one of his more useful inventions. |
55 | 00:03:42,723 | 00:03:43,815 | - [beep] - [pipe rattles] | - [beep] - [pipe rattles] |
56 | 00:03:44,858 | 00:03:48,317 | Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart. | Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart. |
57 | 00:03:48,395 | 00:03:51,558 | Not like Border Collie smart, but smart. | Not like Border Collie smart, but smart. |
58 | 00:03:51,632 | 00:03:55,432 | The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development. | The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development. |
59 | 00:03:55,536 | 00:03:56,594 | [barks] | [barks] |
60 | 00:04:01,608 | 00:04:04,202 | - Ugh. - [ding] | - Ugh. - [ding] |
61 | 00:04:04,278 | 00:04:07,213 | That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad. | That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad. |
62 | 00:04:07,281 | 00:04:09,181 | He's about to drink Liquid Death, | He's about to drink Liquid Death, |
63 | 00:04:09,249 | 00:04:12,014 | because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller, | because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller, |
64 | 00:04:12,085 | 00:04:15,385 | thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder. | thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder. |
65 | 00:04:15,455 | 00:04:19,392 | You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows! | You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows! |
66 | 00:04:19,459 | 00:04:21,257 | I love human insecurities. | I love human insecurities. |
67 | 00:04:21,361 | 00:04:23,125 | [groans] | [groans] |
68 | 00:04:23,230 | 00:04:25,164 | - Hey, Dad. - Hey. | - Hey, Dad. - Hey. |
69 | 00:04:25,265 | 00:04:27,165 | Fall asleep on the couch again? | Fall asleep on the couch again? |
70 | 00:04:27,267 | 00:04:31,431 | Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading. | Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading. |
71 | 00:04:31,505 | 00:04:34,167 | Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life? | Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life? |
72 | 00:04:34,274 | 00:04:35,935 | - [laughs] No, I'm good. - No? Ellen? | - [laughs] No, I'm good. - No? Ellen? |
73 | 00:04:36,009 | 00:04:37,170 | Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on. | Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on. |
74 | 00:04:37,277 | 00:04:39,609 | - No, I'm good. - [stammers] It's so good. | - No, I'm good. - [stammers] It's so good. |
75 | 00:04:39,713 | 00:04:42,410 | [Henry] Don't think he understands what good means. | [Henry] Don't think he understands what good means. |
76 | 00:04:42,483 | 00:04:44,645 | Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure... | Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure... |
77 | 00:04:44,751 | 00:04:46,742 | Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that. | Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that. |
78 | 00:04:46,820 | 00:04:47,912 | - You did? - Yeah... | - You did? - Yeah... |
79 | 00:04:47,988 | 00:04:51,219 | - [ding] - That's Ellen, Ollie's mom. | - [ding] - That's Ellen, Ollie's mom. |
80 | 00:04:51,291 | 00:04:53,282 | I kinda think of her as my mom, too, | I kinda think of her as my mom, too, |
81 | 00:04:53,393 | 00:04:57,626 | because she's the one that picked me. I love her. | because she's the one that picked me. I love her. |
82 | 00:04:57,698 | 00:04:58,790 | Yeah, I'm booked at the salon. | Yeah, I'm booked at the salon. |
83 | 00:04:58,866 | 00:05:01,028 | I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo. | I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo. |
84 | 00:05:01,134 | 00:05:03,000 | - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister. | - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister. |
85 | 00:05:03,103 | 00:05:05,970 | You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk. | You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk. |
86 | 00:05:06,039 | 00:05:07,165 | It's your booty. | It's your booty. |
87 | 00:05:07,274 | 00:05:09,743 | That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches? | That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches? |
88 | 00:05:11,411 | 00:05:13,436 | So, what're we gonna do about the roof? | So, what're we gonna do about the roof? |
89 | 00:05:13,514 | 00:05:15,107 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
90 | 00:05:16,583 | 00:05:18,813 | Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule. | Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule. |
91 | 00:05:18,919 | 00:05:20,284 | Do you need me to do it? | Do you need me to do it? |
92 | 00:05:20,354 | 00:05:22,448 | Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean? | Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean? |
93 | 00:05:22,523 | 00:05:23,854 | [Henry] Ding! Pop quiz. | [Henry] Ding! Pop quiz. |
94 | 00:05:23,957 | 00:05:26,619 | What species never has arguments like this? | What species never has arguments like this? |
95 | 00:05:26,693 | 00:05:28,058 | - You know What? - Exactly. | - You know What? - Exactly. |
96 | 00:05:28,162 | 00:05:29,857 | I'll handle it. All good. | I'll handle it. All good. |
97 | 00:05:29,963 | 00:05:31,624 | So we're good on the roof? | So we're good on the roof? |
98 | 00:05:31,698 | 00:05:33,029 | - Yeah. - Yup. | - Yeah. - Yup. |
99 | 00:05:33,133 | 00:05:35,363 | Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair? | Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair? |
100 | 00:05:35,469 | 00:05:38,200 | - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today? | - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today? |
101 | 00:05:38,305 | 00:05:39,830 | - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys. | - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys. |
102 | 00:05:39,907 | 00:05:41,966 | You're dealing with the roofer error. | You're dealing with the roofer error. |
103 | 00:05:42,042 | 00:05:45,706 | Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair, | Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair, |
104 | 00:05:45,813 | 00:05:46,871 | you're gonna be okay? | you're gonna be okay? |
105 | 00:05:46,980 | 00:05:48,004 | I'm fine. | I'm fine. |
106 | 00:05:49,016 | 00:05:51,508 | Oh... [cooing] Okay, let's go. | Oh... [cooing] Okay, let's go. |
107 | 00:05:51,618 | 00:05:53,609 | - Bye, Dad. - All right. | - Bye, Dad. - All right. |
108 | 00:05:54,688 | 00:05:56,178 | - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks! | - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks! |
109 | 00:05:56,256 | 00:05:58,384 | - Bye, Henry! - [barks] | - Bye, Henry! - [barks] |
110 | 00:05:58,492 | 00:06:01,427 | [Henry] And Ollie and Ellen exit. | [Henry] And Ollie and Ellen exit. |
111 | 00:06:01,528 | 00:06:04,691 | Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat. | Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat. |
112 | 00:06:04,765 | 00:06:06,699 | But first, as always, | But first, as always, |
113 | 00:06:06,767 | 00:06:10,397 | he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided. | he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided. |
114 | 00:06:12,072 | 00:06:14,370 | Yummy life? Long life? | Yummy life? Long life? |
115 | 00:06:14,474 | 00:06:15,737 | You and I both know it's the pizza. | You and I both know it's the pizza. |
116 | 00:06:15,843 | 00:06:17,402 | Yummy, long? Long, yummy? | Yummy, long? Long, yummy? |
117 | 00:06:17,511 | 00:06:18,569 | - [snarls] - [ding] | - [snarls] - [ding] |
118 | 00:06:18,679 | 00:06:20,909 | Wow. Didn't see that one coming. | Wow. Didn't see that one coming. |
119 | 00:06:21,014 | 00:06:26,077 | Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet. | Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet. |
120 | 00:06:26,186 | 00:06:28,052 | And that includes pie. | And that includes pie. |
121 | 00:06:28,121 | 00:06:29,111 | [snarling continues] | [snarling continues] |
122 | 00:06:29,289 | 00:06:31,724 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
123 | 00:06:34,228 | 00:06:37,789 | [Juliet] Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? | [Juliet] Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? |
124 | 00:06:37,898 | 00:06:40,799 | Deny thy father, refuse thy name. | Deny thy father, refuse thy name. |
125 | 00:06:40,901 | 00:06:45,361 | Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love. | Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love. |
126 | 00:06:45,439 | 00:06:49,706 | Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance. | Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance. |
127 | 00:06:49,776 | 00:06:52,370 | [Juliet] 'Tis but thy name is my enemy. | [Juliet] 'Tis but thy name is my enemy. |
128 | 00:06:53,547 | 00:06:56,209 | Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out. | Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out. |
129 | 00:06:56,283 | 00:06:58,251 | [kids laughing] | [kids laughing] |
130 | 00:06:58,318 | 00:07:00,878 | Were he not called Romeo, | Were he not called Romeo, |
131 | 00:07:00,954 | 00:07:02,649 | - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready. | - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready. |
132 | 00:07:02,756 | 00:07:04,485 | Sophie needs a man. | Sophie needs a man. |
133 | 00:07:04,591 | 00:07:06,992 | Preferably, a Chinese-American man. | Preferably, a Chinese-American man. |
134 | 00:07:07,094 | 00:07:09,563 | - Know of any? - [laughing] | - Know of any? - [laughing] |
135 | 00:07:09,630 | 00:07:10,825 | Oliver! | Oliver! |
136 | 00:07:11,832 | 00:07:14,096 | [Oliver] But soft! | [Oliver] But soft! |
137 | 00:07:14,201 | 00:07:16,260 | What light through yonder window breaks? | What light through yonder window breaks? |
138 | 00:07:16,370 | 00:07:20,705 | It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun. | It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun. |
139 | 00:07:20,774 | 00:07:22,936 | [kids laughing] | [kids laughing] |
140 | 00:07:23,043 | 00:07:25,535 | As enchanting as Sophie is... | As enchanting as Sophie is... |
141 | 00:07:25,612 | 00:07:27,546 | she's sitting over there, by the way... | she's sitting over there, by the way... |
142 | 00:07:27,614 | 00:07:31,744 | the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and? | the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and? |
143 | 00:07:31,819 | 00:07:33,810 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
144 | 00:07:35,456 | 00:07:37,424 | [Li] Stop staring! | [Li] Stop staring! |
145 | 00:07:37,491 | 00:07:40,256 | Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo. | Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo. |
146 | 00:07:40,327 | 00:07:42,694 | Aww... Thank you! | Aww... Thank you! |
147 | 00:07:42,796 | 00:07:44,423 | I was being facetious. | I was being facetious. |
148 | 00:07:44,498 | 00:07:46,296 | Hey, a compliment's a compliment. | Hey, a compliment's a compliment. |
149 | 00:07:46,400 | 00:07:48,892 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
150 | 00:08:06,186 | 00:08:08,484 | Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves? | Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves? |
151 | 00:08:08,555 | 00:08:10,523 | Not exactly. It's... | Not exactly. It's... |
152 | 00:08:10,624 | 00:08:14,356 | It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in... | It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in... |
153 | 00:08:14,461 | 00:08:16,953 | Here's something disturbing for you. | Here's something disturbing for you. |
154 | 00:08:17,030 | 00:08:21,797 | I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla. | I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla. |
155 | 00:08:24,304 | 00:08:26,136 | Heh. [laughs] | Heh. [laughs] |
156 | 00:08:30,344 | 00:08:31,971 | He got to you, didn't he? | He got to you, didn't he? |
157 | 00:08:32,045 | 00:08:35,242 | Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school. | Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school. |
158 | 00:08:35,349 | 00:08:36,407 | [Li laughing] | [Li laughing] |
159 | 00:08:36,517 | 00:08:39,384 | Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's | Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's |
160 | 00:08:39,486 | 00:08:42,319 | 15th annual Great Minds Symposium. | 15th annual Great Minds Symposium. |
161 | 00:08:42,389 | 00:08:44,517 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
162 | 00:08:45,526 | 00:08:50,020 | And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor, | And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor, |
163 | 00:08:50,097 | 00:08:53,192 | the technological pioneering genius, | the technological pioneering genius, |
164 | 00:08:53,267 | 00:08:55,361 | your hero and mine, | your hero and mine, |
165 | 00:08:55,435 | 00:08:57,563 | Mr. Ram Mills. | Mr. Ram Mills. |
166 | 00:08:57,671 | 00:08:59,036 | [cheering and applause] | [cheering and applause] |
167 | 00:09:05,212 | 00:09:07,374 | That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills! | That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills! |
168 | 00:09:07,481 | 00:09:09,210 | [Mr. Mills chuckling] | [Mr. Mills chuckling] |
169 | 00:09:09,316 | 00:09:11,910 | Okay, okay. Okay. | Okay, okay. Okay. |
170 | 00:09:13,220 | 00:09:16,679 | As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces | As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces |
171 | 00:09:16,757 | 00:09:19,658 | filled with hopes and dreams, | filled with hopes and dreams, |
172 | 00:09:19,726 | 00:09:22,661 | it reminds me of myself as a young man. | it reminds me of myself as a young man. |
173 | 00:09:24,231 | 00:09:27,667 | Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent. | Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent. |
174 | 00:09:28,836 | 00:09:29,826 | [cough] | [cough] |
175 | 00:09:29,903 | 00:09:32,201 | Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world, | Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world, |
176 | 00:09:32,272 | 00:09:34,969 | you're gonna have to string together some thoughts. | you're gonna have to string together some thoughts. |
177 | 00:09:35,075 | 00:09:38,238 | You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones | You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones |
178 | 00:09:38,312 | 00:09:41,111 | and listen and learn from each other. | and listen and learn from each other. |
179 | 00:09:41,215 | 00:09:44,446 | You are the eyes of the future. | You are the eyes of the future. |
180 | 00:09:44,551 | 00:09:46,986 | You are the minds of the future. | You are the minds of the future. |
181 | 00:09:47,087 | 00:09:50,955 | But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future. | But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future. |
182 | 00:09:51,058 | 00:09:53,789 | And I want to listen and learn from you! | And I want to listen and learn from you! |
183 | 00:09:53,894 | 00:09:55,794 | So, let's see some science! | So, let's see some science! |
184 | 00:09:59,600 | 00:10:01,898 | [Principal Harris] Our first student, Will Younger, | [Principal Harris] Our first student, Will Younger, |
185 | 00:10:01,969 | 00:10:05,906 | has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy. | has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy. |
186 | 00:10:05,973 | 00:10:07,702 | [applause and cheering] | [applause and cheering] |
187 | 00:10:11,078 | 00:10:13,376 | Hi. | Hi. |
188 | 00:10:13,447 | 00:10:15,916 | An electromagnet is like a regular magnet, | An electromagnet is like a regular magnet, |
189 | 00:10:15,983 | 00:10:18,281 | except with a lot more power. | except with a lot more power. |
190 | 00:10:18,385 | 00:10:22,618 | But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off. | But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off. |
191 | 00:10:22,723 | 00:10:24,418 | - You're a turn-off. - [laughing] | - You're a turn-off. - [laughing] |
192 | 00:10:27,461 | 00:10:29,156 | When the electromagnet on my helmet | When the electromagnet on my helmet |
193 | 00:10:29,263 | 00:10:31,231 | is charged by the transformer, | is charged by the transformer, |
194 | 00:10:31,298 | 00:10:33,096 | it will create enough magnetic energy | it will create enough magnetic energy |
195 | 00:10:33,167 | 00:10:35,465 | to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me. | to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me. |
196 | 00:10:35,569 | 00:10:37,435 | [audience ooh's and ahh's] | [audience ooh's and ahh's] |
197 | 00:10:37,504 | 00:10:39,529 | [powering up] | [powering up] |
198 | 00:10:39,640 | 00:10:41,699 | Assistant? Please engage. | Assistant? Please engage. |
199 | 00:10:45,813 | 00:10:46,871 | [coughs, chokes] | [coughs, chokes] |
200 | 00:10:46,980 | 00:10:49,347 | - [laughing] - [coughing continues] | - [laughing] - [coughing continues] |
201 | 00:10:49,449 | 00:10:50,473 | Mom! | Mom! |
202 | 00:10:52,553 | 00:10:53,850 | - [yelling] Mom! - [device powers down] | - [yelling] Mom! - [device powers down] |
203 | 00:10:56,056 | 00:10:59,151 | Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do. | Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do. |
204 | 00:10:59,226 | 00:11:01,456 | - Not good. - No, no, no! No! | - Not good. - No, no, no! No! |
205 | 00:11:01,528 | 00:11:04,463 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
206 | 00:11:04,531 | 00:11:06,499 | [panicked murmuring] | [panicked murmuring] |
207 | 00:11:06,567 | 00:11:08,160 | Oh my God, honey! | Oh my God, honey! |
208 | 00:11:08,268 | 00:11:09,497 | Help! | Help! |
209 | 00:11:09,603 | 00:11:11,537 | - [kids laughing] - [Mom] Hang on, sweetie! | - [kids laughing] - [Mom] Hang on, sweetie! |
210 | 00:11:11,638 | 00:11:13,663 | We're gonna get you down! | We're gonna get you down! |
211 | 00:11:13,774 | 00:11:16,209 | No! No! | No! No! |
212 | 00:11:16,310 | 00:11:18,677 | - Leave it! - Mom! | - Leave it! - Mom! |
213 | 00:11:18,779 | 00:11:21,510 | You pull this, he falls. | You pull this, he falls. |
214 | 00:11:21,615 | 00:11:22,605 | Get down here! | Get down here! |
215 | 00:11:22,683 | 00:11:25,277 | [kids laughing] | [kids laughing] |
216 | 00:11:25,352 | 00:11:26,148 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
217 | 00:11:26,453 | 00:11:28,854 | [coach] On your mark, get set. Go! | [coach] On your mark, get set. Go! |
218 | 00:11:28,956 | 00:11:31,721 | [Lukas] Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective. | [Lukas] Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective. |
219 | 00:11:31,825 | 00:11:33,293 | And I loved it. | And I loved it. |
220 | 00:11:33,360 | 00:11:36,887 | And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami. | And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami. |
221 | 00:11:36,997 | 00:11:40,058 | This is a soccer ball, gentlemen. | This is a soccer ball, gentlemen. |
222 | 00:11:40,167 | 00:11:43,603 | You're gonna kick the ball into that net. | You're gonna kick the ball into that net. |
223 | 00:11:43,704 | 00:11:44,830 | Okay? | Okay? |
224 | 00:11:44,905 | 00:11:47,397 | Pre-visualization is the key. | Pre-visualization is the key. |
225 | 00:11:48,609 | 00:11:52,170 | If you can see it, you can be it. | If you can see it, you can be it. |
226 | 00:11:55,582 | 00:11:57,710 | Okay? Great. All right. | Okay? Great. All right. |
227 | 00:11:57,784 | 00:11:59,047 | Yes, Rodney? | Yes, Rodney? |
228 | 00:11:59,119 | 00:12:03,352 | So... can we use our hands or not? | So... can we use our hands or not? |
229 | 00:12:04,358 | 00:12:06,588 | [stammering] You can't touch the soccer ball. | [stammering] You can't touch the soccer ball. |
230 | 00:12:06,693 | 00:12:09,287 | - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat... | - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat... |
231 | 00:12:09,396 | 00:12:10,659 | You have to kick the ball. | You have to kick the ball. |
232 | 00:12:10,731 | 00:12:15,328 | You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right? | You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right? |
233 | 00:12:15,402 | 00:12:18,497 | Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there. | Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there. |
234 | 00:12:20,574 | 00:12:23,339 | What did I... No. No hands. | What did I... No. No hands. |
235 | 00:12:26,380 | 00:12:27,905 | - Come on, guys. - [Hunter] Coach Reed. | - Come on, guys. - [Hunter] Coach Reed. |
236 | 00:12:28,015 | 00:12:30,609 | Hey. Yes, sir. | Hey. Yes, sir. |
237 | 00:12:30,717 | 00:12:32,276 | Hunter Williams, Springfield University. | Hunter Williams, Springfield University. |
238 | 00:12:32,386 | 00:12:35,617 | More importantly, big fan from your Miami days. | More importantly, big fan from your Miami days. |
239 | 00:12:35,722 | 00:12:36,883 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
240 | 00:12:36,957 | 00:12:38,186 | You got a minute? | You got a minute? |
241 | 00:12:41,128 | 00:12:42,425 | [player] Sorry, Coach. | [player] Sorry, Coach. |
242 | 00:12:42,496 | 00:12:45,466 | Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. | Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. |
243 | 00:12:45,566 | 00:12:50,663 | [sighs] I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot. | [sighs] I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot. |
244 | 00:12:50,771 | 00:12:53,263 | What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around? | What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around? |
245 | 00:12:53,340 | 00:12:55,502 | Must be boring. | Must be boring. |
246 | 00:12:55,609 | 00:12:57,509 | Our next student won last year's science fair | Our next student won last year's science fair |
247 | 00:12:57,611 | 00:13:01,013 | by designing his own GPS-based dog collar. | by designing his own GPS-based dog collar. |
248 | 00:13:01,115 | 00:13:02,310 | Oliver Reed. | Oliver Reed. |
249 | 00:13:03,417 | 00:13:06,751 | - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great. | - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great. |
250 | 00:13:06,820 | 00:13:08,515 | Hello, sir. | Hello, sir. |
251 | 00:13:08,622 | 00:13:11,421 | I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you. | I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you. |
252 | 00:13:11,492 | 00:13:14,757 | So, if you could just be perfectly still... | So, if you could just be perfectly still... |
253 | 00:13:14,828 | 00:13:16,728 | and flat. | and flat. |
254 | 00:13:17,998 | 00:13:19,432 | [laughter] | [laughter] |
255 | 00:13:21,235 | 00:13:24,967 | In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed | In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed |
256 | 00:13:25,072 | 00:13:29,066 | by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain. | by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain. |
257 | 00:13:29,143 | 00:13:30,736 | So, it stands to reason | So, it stands to reason |
258 | 00:13:30,811 | 00:13:35,009 | that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances, | that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances, |
259 | 00:13:35,115 | 00:13:38,176 | we should be able to hear another person's thoughts. | we should be able to hear another person's thoughts. |
260 | 00:13:38,285 | 00:13:40,344 | - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer | - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer |
261 | 00:13:40,454 | 00:13:44,482 | to have their thoughts, one thought, read? | to have their thoughts, one thought, read? |
262 | 00:13:44,558 | 00:13:45,719 | I'll do it. | I'll do it. |
263 | 00:13:47,327 | 00:13:49,125 | - Just stay still. - Okay. | - Just stay still. - Okay. |
264 | 00:13:49,196 | 00:13:50,960 | With todays technology, | With todays technology, |
265 | 00:13:51,031 | 00:13:56,231 | reading one thought, just one word, is achievable. | reading one thought, just one word, is achievable. |
266 | 00:13:56,336 | 00:13:58,532 | Brayden, please think of a color. | Brayden, please think of a color. |
267 | 00:13:58,639 | 00:14:00,403 | Which one? | Which one? |
268 | 00:14:00,507 | 00:14:02,066 | Well, if I told you, then I'd know. | Well, if I told you, then I'd know. |
269 | 00:14:02,176 | 00:14:04,008 | Oh, right. Thinking. | Oh, right. Thinking. |
270 | 00:14:04,077 | 00:14:05,306 | - [device beeping] - [light laughter] | - [device beeping] - [light laughter] |
271 | 00:14:07,481 | 00:14:10,212 | Brayden, just focus on the color. | Brayden, just focus on the color. |
272 | 00:14:10,317 | 00:14:12,752 | The rest of your mind needs to be blank. | The rest of your mind needs to be blank. |
273 | 00:14:12,853 | 00:14:15,322 | [breathing deeply] | [breathing deeply] |
274 | 00:14:16,857 | 00:14:19,349 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
275 | 00:14:21,562 | 00:14:22,893 | [whirring, buzzing] | [whirring, buzzing] |
276 | 00:14:24,965 | 00:14:27,127 | - [computer beeps] Blue. - Blue! | - [computer beeps] Blue. - Blue! |
277 | 00:14:27,201 | 00:14:30,364 | [excited murmuring] | [excited murmuring] |
278 | 00:14:30,471 | 00:14:31,666 | It was blue, wasn't it? | It was blue, wasn't it? |
279 | 00:14:36,043 | 00:14:39,570 | Oh, well, not exactly. | Oh, well, not exactly. |
280 | 00:14:39,680 | 00:14:40,806 | What do you mean, not exactly? | What do you mean, not exactly? |
281 | 00:14:40,881 | 00:14:45,079 | I was actually thinking green. | I was actually thinking green. |
282 | 00:14:45,185 | 00:14:47,449 | Blue and green are two different colors, bro. | Blue and green are two different colors, bro. |
283 | 00:14:47,554 | 00:14:49,420 | [kids laughing] | [kids laughing] |
284 | 00:14:49,523 | 00:14:52,390 | [Principal Harris] I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort. | [Principal Harris] I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort. |
285 | 00:14:52,459 | 00:14:54,518 | No, it's not a great effort It works! | No, it's not a great effort It works! |
286 | 00:14:54,595 | 00:14:56,120 | This is not an effort! It works! | This is not an effort! It works! |
287 | 00:14:56,230 | 00:14:57,595 | I can prove it! | I can prove it! |
288 | 00:14:59,066 | 00:15:01,558 | [frustrated] It does work! | [frustrated] It does work! |
289 | 00:15:01,635 | 00:15:04,900 | It's not funny! I know it works! | It's not funny! I know it works! |
290 | 00:15:04,972 | 00:15:06,701 | I tested it! | I tested it! |
291 | 00:15:06,773 | 00:15:08,798 | It was blue! | It was blue! |
292 | 00:15:11,311 | 00:15:13,439 | [Ellen] Wow. Springfield University. | [Ellen] Wow. Springfield University. |
293 | 00:15:13,547 | 00:15:16,812 | [chuckles] This is... this is big for you. | [chuckles] This is... this is big for you. |
294 | 00:15:16,917 | 00:15:19,409 | This is a real college-coaching job. | This is a real college-coaching job. |
295 | 00:15:19,520 | 00:15:21,215 | - That's what you always wanted. - I know. | - That's what you always wanted. - I know. |
296 | 00:15:21,288 | 00:15:23,757 | Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so... | Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so... |
297 | 00:15:23,857 | 00:15:27,794 | By this Saturday? Because that's fast. | By this Saturday? Because that's fast. |
298 | 00:15:27,895 | 00:15:30,455 | It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can... | It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can... |
299 | 00:15:30,564 | 00:15:31,759 | I know. | I know. |
300 | 00:15:33,901 | 00:15:35,630 | Where would that leave us? | Where would that leave us? |
301 | 00:15:38,939 | 00:15:41,237 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
302 | 00:15:45,045 | 00:15:47,639 | Where are we now? | Where are we now? |
303 | 00:15:47,748 | 00:15:50,979 | Things aren't better. You know that. | Things aren't better. You know that. |
304 | 00:15:54,121 | 00:15:55,179 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
305 | 00:15:55,289 | 00:15:57,280 | You want the job, just take the job. | You want the job, just take the job. |
306 | 00:15:57,357 | 00:15:58,950 | Hey, this is a decision we both have to make. | Hey, this is a decision we both have to make. |
307 | 00:15:59,026 | 00:16:00,323 | - [Ellen] Hi, baby. - [Lukas] Hey. | - [Ellen] Hi, baby. - [Lukas] Hey. |
308 | 00:16:02,262 | 00:16:05,789 | - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine. | - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine. |
309 | 00:16:05,866 | 00:16:07,766 | - [Ellen] Are you hungry? - No. | - [Ellen] Are you hungry? - No. |
310 | 00:16:10,871 | 00:16:14,501 | - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night. | - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night. |
311 | 00:16:14,608 | 00:16:16,007 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
312 | 00:16:17,277 | 00:16:19,746 | Well, he's probably just tired. | Well, he's probably just tired. |
313 | 00:16:20,814 | 00:16:22,407 | Yeah, that makes two of us. | Yeah, that makes two of us. |
314 | 00:16:35,829 | 00:16:39,288 | I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills. | I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills. |
315 | 00:16:44,771 | 00:16:46,432 | I love you too, Henry. | I love you too, Henry. |
316 | 00:16:46,507 | 00:16:47,770 | - [computer trills] - [Xiao] Hey. | - [computer trills] - [Xiao] Hey. |
317 | 00:16:47,841 | 00:16:51,209 | - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened. | - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened. |
318 | 00:16:51,311 | 00:16:54,804 | - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What? | - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What? |
319 | 00:16:54,882 | 00:16:57,249 | Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities | Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities |
320 | 00:16:57,351 | 00:16:59,979 | to process the brain's electrical charges. | to process the brain's electrical charges. |
321 | 00:17:00,053 | 00:17:03,216 | In order to read minds, we need a massive processor. | In order to read minds, we need a massive processor. |
322 | 00:17:03,323 | 00:17:06,088 | Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days. | Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days. |
323 | 00:17:06,193 | 00:17:11,563 | For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6! | For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6! |
324 | 00:17:11,665 | 00:17:14,657 | - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer? | - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer? |
325 | 00:17:14,735 | 00:17:15,827 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
326 | 00:17:15,903 | 00:17:17,268 | Isn't that killer? | Isn't that killer? |
327 | 00:17:17,371 | 00:17:20,671 | You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite? | You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite? |
328 | 00:17:20,741 | 00:17:24,541 | - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it! | - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it! |
329 | 00:17:24,645 | 00:17:27,671 | - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy. | - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy. |
330 | 00:17:27,748 | 00:17:30,740 | Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in? | Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in? |
331 | 00:17:30,851 | 00:17:32,216 | [Henry] Hey. If you land in juvie, | [Henry] Hey. If you land in juvie, |
332 | 00:17:32,319 | 00:17:36,256 | the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint. | the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint. |
333 | 00:17:36,356 | 00:17:39,883 | Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park. | Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park. |
334 | 00:17:39,993 | 00:17:42,360 | Oliver! You need to grow a pair! | Oliver! You need to grow a pair! |
335 | 00:17:42,429 | 00:17:43,692 | Why does everyone keep telling me that? | Why does everyone keep telling me that? |
336 | 00:17:43,764 | 00:17:45,425 | Why does everyone keep telling me that? | Why does everyone keep telling me that? |
337 | 00:17:45,532 | 00:17:49,196 | - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but... | - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but... |
338 | 00:17:50,270 | 00:17:52,705 | Who's gonna wear the transmitter? | Who's gonna wear the transmitter? |
339 | 00:17:52,773 | 00:17:55,140 | [panting] | [panting] |
340 | 00:17:55,242 | 00:17:57,734 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
341 | 00:18:04,952 | 00:18:07,614 | Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up. | Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up. |
342 | 00:18:07,721 | 00:18:10,452 | Still would be better if we had a human. | Still would be better if we had a human. |
343 | 00:18:10,557 | 00:18:13,492 | - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine. | - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine. |
344 | 00:18:13,594 | 00:18:16,063 | Maybe Henry's limited brain will work. | Maybe Henry's limited brain will work. |
345 | 00:18:16,130 | 00:18:17,325 | [Henry grunts] | [Henry grunts] |
346 | 00:18:17,431 | 00:18:19,490 | Connecting you to Indium 6. | Connecting you to Indium 6. |
347 | 00:18:19,600 | 00:18:21,830 | Limited brain? [blows raspberry] | Limited brain? [blows raspberry] |
348 | 00:18:21,935 | 00:18:23,494 | Typical two-legged reaction | Typical two-legged reaction |
349 | 00:18:23,604 | 00:18:27,370 | when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine. | when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine. |
350 | 00:18:27,441 | 00:18:28,533 | [Xiao] Almost there. | [Xiao] Almost there. |
351 | 00:18:28,609 | 00:18:31,203 | Pairing in three... | Pairing in three... |
352 | 00:18:31,278 | 00:18:32,473 | two... | two... |
353 | 00:18:32,579 | 00:18:33,876 | one! | one! |
354 | 00:18:33,947 | 00:18:36,211 | [power surges, crackles] | [power surges, crackles] |
355 | 00:18:36,283 | 00:18:39,253 | - Oliver? Oliver! - [computer alarm beeping] | - Oliver? Oliver! - [computer alarm beeping] |
356 | 00:18:42,222 | 00:18:43,280 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
357 | 00:18:43,390 | 00:18:45,882 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
358 | 00:18:47,795 | 00:18:50,492 | Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue. | Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue. |
359 | 00:18:50,597 | 00:18:52,087 | Should that be a thing? | Should that be a thing? |
360 | 00:18:56,170 | 00:18:57,638 | Oliver! | Oliver! |
361 | 00:19:00,007 | 00:19:03,466 | Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire. | Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire. |
362 | 00:19:03,544 | 00:19:04,705 | [barking] | [barking] |
363 | 00:19:09,817 | 00:19:10,875 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
364 | 00:19:22,830 | 00:19:25,322 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
365 | 00:19:39,713 | 00:19:42,273 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
366 | 00:19:45,619 | 00:19:47,178 | [workers speaking indistinctly] | [workers speaking indistinctly] |
367 | 00:19:52,159 | 00:19:54,150 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
368 | 00:19:58,665 | 00:20:00,155 | [grunts, gags] | [grunts, gags] |
369 | 00:20:01,568 | 00:20:02,831 | Mm. | Mm. |
370 | 00:20:06,507 | 00:20:09,602 | Must've been a power outage last night. | Must've been a power outage last night. |
371 | 00:20:09,710 | 00:20:13,374 | I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note. | I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note. |
372 | 00:20:13,447 | 00:20:15,040 | Okay. | Okay. |
373 | 00:20:16,049 | 00:20:18,677 | - Are you enjoying your pizza? - [coughs] | - Are you enjoying your pizza? - [coughs] |
374 | 00:20:20,788 | 00:20:22,449 | - Yeah. - Mm. | - Yeah. - Mm. |
375 | 00:20:25,526 | 00:20:27,119 | Do you wanna talk about last night? | Do you wanna talk about last night? |
376 | 00:20:27,227 | 00:20:31,687 | - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really. | - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really. |
377 | 00:20:31,765 | 00:20:34,996 | - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise. | - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise. |
378 | 00:20:44,678 | 00:20:46,772 | [groans, sighs] | [groans, sighs] |
379 | 00:20:46,880 | 00:20:50,373 | Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke. | Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke. |
380 | 00:20:50,451 | 00:20:52,419 | I will not soon forget... Wait. | I will not soon forget... Wait. |
381 | 00:20:52,519 | 00:20:56,888 | Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal? | Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal? |
382 | 00:20:56,957 | 00:20:58,721 | [gasps] Did we Freaky Friday last night? | [gasps] Did we Freaky Friday last night? |
383 | 00:20:58,792 | 00:21:00,988 | [gasps] Am I a person? | [gasps] Am I a person? |
384 | 00:21:01,095 | 00:21:04,656 | I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants! | I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants! |
385 | 00:21:04,765 | 00:21:08,429 | No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat. | No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat. |
386 | 00:21:08,502 | 00:21:10,129 | Well, another amazing day. | Well, another amazing day. |
387 | 00:21:10,237 | 00:21:12,103 | Wake up happy, stay happy. | Wake up happy, stay happy. |
388 | 00:21:12,172 | 00:21:14,106 | Go to sleep happy. | Go to sleep happy. |
389 | 00:21:14,174 | 00:21:16,006 | [Henry barks] | [Henry barks] |
390 | 00:21:16,110 | 00:21:18,602 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
391 | 00:21:29,756 | 00:21:30,848 | It worked. | It worked. |
392 | 00:21:30,958 | 00:21:33,052 | I wish this door did. | I wish this door did. |
393 | 00:21:33,127 | 00:21:35,596 | - This is amazing! - What's amazing? | - This is amazing! - What's amazing? |
394 | 00:21:35,662 | 00:21:36,788 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
395 | 00:21:36,897 | 00:21:40,959 | Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee. | Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee. |
396 | 00:21:41,068 | 00:21:42,832 | Teenagers. Am I right? | Teenagers. Am I right? |
397 | 00:21:42,936 | 00:21:44,802 | - I better go check on him, though. - Henry? | - I better go check on him, though. - Henry? |
398 | 00:21:44,905 | 00:21:46,839 | [stammers] I-I-I can hear what you're thinking! | [stammers] I-I-I can hear what you're thinking! |
399 | 00:21:46,940 | 00:21:49,466 | - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry! | - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry! |
400 | 00:21:49,576 | 00:21:51,408 | - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four. | - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four. |
401 | 00:21:51,478 | 00:21:53,105 | - What's frozen water called? - Ice. | - What's frozen water called? - Ice. |
402 | 00:21:53,180 | 00:21:55,239 | - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable. | - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable. |
403 | 00:21:55,315 | 00:21:58,250 | Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking! | Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking! |
404 | 00:21:58,318 | 00:22:00,309 | I know! It's insane! | I know! It's insane! |
405 | 00:22:00,421 | 00:22:02,355 | - Whoo! You know what, Ollie? - [laughs] | - Whoo! You know what, Ollie? - [laughs] |
406 | 00:22:02,456 | 00:22:05,016 | You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given! | You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given! |
407 | 00:22:05,125 | 00:22:06,889 | [gasps] Maybe they'll give me a prize. | [gasps] Maybe they'll give me a prize. |
408 | 00:22:06,994 | 00:22:09,793 | Ollie, we're gonna get prizes! | Ollie, we're gonna get prizes! |
409 | 00:22:09,863 | 00:22:11,797 | You taste like a genius. | You taste like a genius. |
410 | 00:22:11,865 | 00:22:13,629 | The satellite is so powerful, | The satellite is so powerful, |
411 | 00:22:13,700 | 00:22:16,795 | it renders full sentences in real time! | it renders full sentences in real time! |
412 | 00:22:16,870 | 00:22:19,567 | It's amazing! And itchy. | It's amazing! And itchy. |
413 | 00:22:19,673 | 00:22:21,732 | - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course. | - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course. |
414 | 00:22:21,842 | 00:22:25,210 | Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular! | Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular! |
415 | 00:22:25,312 | 00:22:26,837 | Tomorrow, whoo... | Tomorrow, whoo... |
416 | 00:22:26,914 | 00:22:28,177 | - [thoughts stop] - [barks] | - [thoughts stop] - [barks] |
417 | 00:22:28,248 | 00:22:29,647 | [barking continues] | [barking continues] |
418 | 00:22:33,353 | 00:22:35,617 | - So, are you down? - Down for what? | - So, are you down? - Down for what? |
419 | 00:22:35,689 | 00:22:37,282 | Haven't you been listening? | Haven't you been listening? |
420 | 00:22:37,357 | 00:22:39,451 | I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me? | I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me? |
421 | 00:22:39,526 | 00:22:41,290 | Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married? | Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married? |
422 | 00:22:41,361 | 00:22:43,455 | - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me. | - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me. |
423 | 00:22:43,530 | 00:22:45,157 | Yeah, that confirms it. | Yeah, that confirms it. |
424 | 00:22:45,232 | 00:22:47,826 | The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter | The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter |
425 | 00:22:47,901 | 00:22:50,802 | directly to the positive charge in my brain! | directly to the positive charge in my brain! |
426 | 00:22:50,871 | 00:22:53,067 | [laughing] I have no idea what that means. | [laughing] I have no idea what that means. |
427 | 00:22:53,173 | 00:22:55,540 | - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go. | - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go. |
428 | 00:22:58,378 | 00:23:01,541 | It works! It works! Yeah! | It works! It works! Yeah! |
429 | 00:23:03,016 | 00:23:04,450 | Yes! The dog talks! | Yes! The dog talks! |
430 | 00:23:04,551 | 00:23:07,543 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
431 | 00:23:09,056 | 00:23:11,923 | - Yeah! Yes! - [bike bell rings] | - Yeah! Yes! - [bike bell rings] |
432 | 00:23:12,025 | 00:23:14,050 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
433 | 00:23:15,596 | 00:23:18,566 | [Ellen] How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. | [Ellen] How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. |
434 | 00:23:18,632 | 00:23:20,726 | [Jasmine chuckles] I know, girl, I know. | [Jasmine chuckles] I know, girl, I know. |
435 | 00:23:20,801 | 00:23:24,931 | I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process. | I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process. |
436 | 00:23:25,038 | 00:23:26,631 | [Ellen chuckles] | [Ellen chuckles] |
437 | 00:23:26,740 | 00:23:28,731 | So, Jasmine, what do you want today? | So, Jasmine, what do you want today? |
438 | 00:23:28,809 | 00:23:30,538 | I want to look like you. | I want to look like you. |
439 | 00:23:32,813 | 00:23:35,680 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
440 | 00:23:37,418 | 00:23:39,011 | You should've seen your face! | You should've seen your face! |
441 | 00:23:39,086 | 00:23:41,748 | [continues laughing] | [continues laughing] |
442 | 00:23:41,855 | 00:23:44,586 | Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm? | Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm? |
443 | 00:23:44,691 | 00:23:48,958 | What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk. | What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk. |
444 | 00:23:49,062 | 00:23:52,362 | Hey, I got a badonkadonk. | Hey, I got a badonkadonk. |
445 | 00:23:52,433 | 00:23:55,869 | - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly. | - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly. |
446 | 00:23:55,936 | 00:23:57,233 | Mm-hmm. How's he doin'? | Mm-hmm. How's he doin'? |
447 | 00:23:57,304 | 00:24:00,296 | Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump. | Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump. |
448 | 00:24:00,407 | 00:24:01,966 | Okay, what's goin' on? | Okay, what's goin' on? |
449 | 00:24:03,644 | 00:24:07,774 | We used to ignite each other and that's, um... | We used to ignite each other and that's, um... |
450 | 00:24:09,116 | 00:24:11,414 | it's-it's faded a little. | it's-it's faded a little. |
451 | 00:24:13,754 | 00:24:16,985 | - We're thinking about separating. - No! | - We're thinking about separating. - No! |
452 | 00:24:17,091 | 00:24:20,152 | But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid. | But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid. |
453 | 00:24:21,161 | 00:24:23,357 | - Did he cheat on you? - No. | - Did he cheat on you? - No. |
454 | 00:24:23,464 | 00:24:26,263 | - You cheatin' on him? - No. | - You cheatin' on him? - No. |
455 | 00:24:26,333 | 00:24:29,769 | - Well, then what happened? - Life? | - Well, then what happened? - Life? |
456 | 00:24:31,338 | 00:24:32,464 | [Jasmine] Huh. | [Jasmine] Huh. |
457 | 00:24:35,876 | 00:24:37,605 | Well, do you think he'd cheat with me? [laughing] | Well, do you think he'd cheat with me? [laughing] |
458 | 00:24:38,779 | 00:24:39,769 | Probably. | Probably. |
459 | 00:24:39,847 | 00:24:41,576 | [wheezy laughter] | [wheezy laughter] |
460 | 00:24:45,052 | 00:24:47,453 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
461 | 00:24:50,157 | 00:24:51,283 | Okay, people, listen up. | Okay, people, listen up. |
462 | 00:24:51,358 | 00:24:53,486 | Intel has just received a computer notification | Intel has just received a computer notification |
463 | 00:24:53,594 | 00:24:55,153 | from satellite Indium 6. | from satellite Indium 6. |
464 | 00:24:55,262 | 00:24:57,754 | This is a level 2 cyber-attack. | This is a level 2 cyber-attack. |
465 | 00:24:57,831 | 00:24:59,128 | If Indium 6 is compromised, | If Indium 6 is compromised, |
466 | 00:24:59,199 | 00:25:01,133 | we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry | we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry |
467 | 00:25:01,201 | 00:25:03,693 | and loss of cell service nationwide. | and loss of cell service nationwide. |
468 | 00:25:03,804 | 00:25:05,465 | Total chaos. | Total chaos. |
469 | 00:25:05,539 | 00:25:08,474 | Sir? I-6 has been breached. | Sir? I-6 has been breached. |
470 | 00:25:09,743 | 00:25:11,233 | This is now a level 1. | This is now a level 1. |
471 | 00:25:12,713 | 00:25:15,375 | This is bad, right? | This is bad, right? |
472 | 00:25:17,084 | 00:25:18,574 | - [train Whistling] [Ollie] I can't believe this is happening! | - [train Whistling] [Ollie] I can't believe this is happening! |
473 | 00:25:18,686 | 00:25:21,018 | [Henry] Why? We go to the park all the time. | [Henry] Why? We go to the park all the time. |
474 | 00:25:21,088 | 00:25:23,386 | Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing. | Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing. |
475 | 00:25:23,490 | 00:25:25,254 | Sorry. My bad. | Sorry. My bad. |
476 | 00:25:25,359 | 00:25:27,350 | But listen, you can't tell anybody. | But listen, you can't tell anybody. |
477 | 00:25:27,428 | 00:25:29,055 | - Why not? - Because until now, | - Why not? - Because until now, |
478 | 00:25:29,163 | 00:25:32,827 | this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane. | this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane. |
479 | 00:25:32,900 | 00:25:36,666 | Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means? | Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means? |
480 | 00:25:36,737 | 00:25:38,865 | You've been able to understand me this entire time? | You've been able to understand me this entire time? |
481 | 00:25:38,939 | 00:25:41,033 | - Of course. - So you're telling me | - Of course. - So you're telling me |
482 | 00:25:41,141 | 00:25:44,668 | that all dogs can understand all humans. | that all dogs can understand all humans. |
483 | 00:25:44,745 | 00:25:47,806 | Duh. But you can't tell anybody. | Duh. But you can't tell anybody. |
484 | 00:25:47,881 | 00:25:50,509 | - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What? | - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What? |
485 | 00:25:50,584 | 00:25:53,884 | Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away. | Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away. |
486 | 00:25:53,987 | 00:25:56,354 | If you sculpted a masterpiece | If you sculpted a masterpiece |
487 | 00:25:56,423 | 00:25:59,757 | and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag, | and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag, |
488 | 00:25:59,860 | 00:26:02,261 | - how would you feel? - Sorry. | - how would you feel? - Sorry. |
489 | 00:26:02,363 | 00:26:04,991 | Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out? | Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out? |
490 | 00:26:05,065 | 00:26:07,261 | - Not cool. - I thought it was funny. | - Not cool. - I thought it was funny. |
491 | 00:26:07,368 | 00:26:09,268 | Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown? | Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown? |
492 | 00:26:09,369 | 00:26:11,098 | Like I'm here to amuse you? | Like I'm here to amuse you? |
493 | 00:26:11,205 | 00:26:15,403 | I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles. | I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles. |
494 | 00:26:15,476 | 00:26:17,638 | Ha-ha. You think that's funny? | Ha-ha. You think that's funny? |
495 | 00:26:17,744 | 00:26:19,610 | Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out, | Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out, |
496 | 00:26:19,713 | 00:26:23,809 | she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans. | she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans. |
497 | 00:26:23,917 | 00:26:26,147 | - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go? | - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go? |
498 | 00:26:26,253 | 00:26:28,119 | Dogs. Hate. That. | Dogs. Hate. That. |
499 | 00:26:29,156 | 00:26:30,385 | [inaudible] I won't do it again. | [inaudible] I won't do it again. |
500 | 00:26:30,457 | 00:26:32,585 | Cool. Ugh! | Cool. Ugh! |
501 | 00:26:32,659 | 00:26:35,560 | Look at the four young blondes. | Look at the four young blondes. |
502 | 00:26:35,629 | 00:26:37,495 | Ted's fan club. | Ted's fan club. |
503 | 00:26:37,598 | 00:26:40,761 | - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted? | - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted? |
504 | 00:26:40,834 | 00:26:42,802 | Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on | Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on |
505 | 00:26:42,903 | 00:26:44,871 | and I'll be the first to tell you about it." | and I'll be the first to tell you about it." |
506 | 00:26:44,938 | 00:26:46,963 | - What's so special about him? - Nothing! | - What's so special about him? - Nothing! |
507 | 00:26:47,074 | 00:26:49,475 | Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing. | Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing. |
508 | 00:26:49,576 | 00:26:51,544 | A perfect body with smoldering eyes, | A perfect body with smoldering eyes, |
509 | 00:26:51,612 | 00:26:53,876 | a Don Juanesque mystique, | a Don Juanesque mystique, |
510 | 00:26:53,947 | 00:26:55,381 | and oh, yeah, he's an actor. | and oh, yeah, he's an actor. |
511 | 00:26:55,449 | 00:26:58,419 | - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too. | - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too. |
512 | 00:26:58,485 | 00:26:59,884 | Does all his own stunts. | Does all his own stunts. |
513 | 00:26:59,953 | 00:27:02,422 | Last year, he jumped a motorcycle | Last year, he jumped a motorcycle |
514 | 00:27:02,489 | 00:27:05,925 | onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking! | onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking! |
515 | 00:27:05,993 | 00:27:07,620 | I hate him. | I hate him. |
516 | 00:27:07,728 | 00:27:09,423 | I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy. | I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy. |
517 | 00:27:09,496 | 00:27:12,989 | He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him. | He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him. |
518 | 00:27:13,100 | 00:27:14,534 | - [laughs] - Did I mention his owner | - [laughs] - Did I mention his owner |
519 | 00:27:14,635 | 00:27:17,195 | is that redheaded kid, Nicholas, | is that redheaded kid, Nicholas, |
520 | 00:27:17,304 | 00:27:19,466 | who's always picking on you at school? | who's always picking on you at school? |
521 | 00:27:19,540 | 00:27:21,531 | The one who fives in that big, white house. | The one who fives in that big, white house. |
522 | 00:27:21,642 | 00:27:24,771 | Okay. I got you. Check this. | Okay. I got you. Check this. |
523 | 00:27:24,845 | 00:27:27,542 | Hey, Ted! You want the ball? | Hey, Ted! You want the ball? |
524 | 00:27:27,648 | 00:27:29,946 | - Go get it. - [Henry laughing] | - Go get it. - [Henry laughing] |
525 | 00:27:31,218 | 00:27:32,515 | Yeah, I get it. | Yeah, I get it. |
526 | 00:27:32,619 | 00:27:34,553 | I get it now. It is funny. | I get it now. It is funny. |
527 | 00:27:34,655 | 00:27:35,952 | I didn't know dogs could laugh. | I didn't know dogs could laugh. |
528 | 00:27:36,023 | 00:27:37,650 | Of course we can laugh. | Of course we can laugh. |
529 | 00:27:37,724 | 00:27:41,627 | It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces. | It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces. |
530 | 00:27:41,695 | 00:27:43,789 | Check it. This is my laughing face. | Check it. This is my laughing face. |
531 | 00:27:43,864 | 00:27:45,628 | My serious face. | My serious face. |
532 | 00:27:45,699 | 00:27:48,100 | - My hungry face. - Oh, wow. | - My hungry face. - Oh, wow. |
533 | 00:27:48,168 | 00:27:50,193 | My "despite 10,000 years of domestication, | My "despite 10,000 years of domestication, |
534 | 00:27:50,304 | 00:27:54,172 | I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face. | I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face. |
535 | 00:27:54,274 | 00:27:56,208 | - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie. | - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie. |
536 | 00:27:56,310 | 00:27:57,971 | - You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie. - [barks] | - You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie. - [barks] |
537 | 00:27:58,045 | 00:28:00,514 | - What'd she say? - No clue. | - What'd she say? - No clue. |
538 | 00:28:00,614 | 00:28:02,446 | That was all the French I know. | That was all the French I know. |
539 | 00:28:02,516 | 00:28:04,348 | Hang on. She's here. | Hang on. She's here. |
540 | 00:28:04,451 | 00:28:08,615 | - Oh. My. God. - I know. | - Oh. My. God. - I know. |
541 | 00:28:08,689 | 00:28:10,680 | That's what I've been telling you. | That's what I've been telling you. |
542 | 00:28:10,791 | 00:28:12,623 | - She's... - Stunning. | - She's... - Stunning. |
543 | 00:28:12,693 | 00:28:15,185 | - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way. | - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way. |
544 | 00:28:15,295 | 00:28:17,764 | - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away. | - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away. |
545 | 00:28:17,865 | 00:28:20,994 | - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes. | - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes. |
546 | 00:28:21,068 | 00:28:23,400 | - That shiny, wet nose. - What? | - That shiny, wet nose. - What? |
547 | 00:28:23,504 | 00:28:25,836 | That nose, hand-carved by God, | That nose, hand-carved by God, |
548 | 00:28:25,906 | 00:28:29,342 | floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves. | floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves. |
549 | 00:28:29,409 | 00:28:31,104 | - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about? | - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about? |
550 | 00:28:31,211 | 00:28:34,044 | The girl on her left! That's Sophie. | The girl on her left! That's Sophie. |
551 | 00:28:34,114 | 00:28:36,776 | Wait, Sophie? The Sophie? | Wait, Sophie? The Sophie? |
552 | 00:28:36,884 | 00:28:38,750 | The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie? | The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie? |
553 | 00:28:38,852 | 00:28:40,513 | Yes. You know her dog? | Yes. You know her dog? |
554 | 00:28:40,587 | 00:28:42,351 | Smelled everywhere she's ever been. | Smelled everywhere she's ever been. |
555 | 00:28:42,422 | 00:28:45,619 | Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls. | Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls. |
556 | 00:28:45,726 | 00:28:46,887 | Okay. | Okay. |
557 | 00:28:46,960 | 00:28:48,223 | [Henry sniffing] | [Henry sniffing] |
558 | 00:28:48,328 | 00:28:50,695 | Even Ted's pee smells handsome! | Even Ted's pee smells handsome! |
559 | 00:28:50,764 | 00:28:53,563 | - I hate him. - I'm nervous. | - I hate him. - I'm nervous. |
560 | 00:28:54,735 | 00:28:57,204 | - Just gotta face your fears! - [grunts] | - Just gotta face your fears! - [grunts] |
561 | 00:28:57,271 | 00:28:59,831 | - Are you insane? - Excuse me? | - Are you insane? - Excuse me? |
562 | 00:28:59,907 | 00:29:01,705 | Oh, no, no, no, no. | Oh, no, no, no, no. |
563 | 00:29:01,775 | 00:29:04,005 | You're sane, totally sane. | You're sane, totally sane. |
564 | 00:29:04,078 | 00:29:05,068 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
565 | 00:29:05,179 | 00:29:07,204 | Recognizing her sanity is... | Recognizing her sanity is... |
566 | 00:29:07,281 | 00:29:09,909 | it's not wrong. It's pathetic. | it's not wrong. It's pathetic. |
567 | 00:29:10,017 | 00:29:13,715 | Now, check out how it's done, doggie style. | Now, check out how it's done, doggie style. |
568 | 00:29:13,787 | 00:29:16,256 | Hey, are you a parking ticket? | Hey, are you a parking ticket? |
569 | 00:29:16,357 | 00:29:19,292 | Because you have fine written all over you. | Because you have fine written all over you. |
570 | 00:29:19,393 | 00:29:22,055 | - [growls, barks] - Be gentle! | - [growls, barks] - Be gentle! |
571 | 00:29:22,129 | 00:29:24,063 | - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary. | - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary. |
572 | 00:29:24,131 | 00:29:25,656 | I get it. | I get it. |
573 | 00:29:25,766 | 00:29:27,825 | - What's his name? - This is Henry. | - What's his name? - This is Henry. |
574 | 00:29:27,935 | 00:29:30,165 | - Ask her to the dance. - No. | - Ask her to the dance. - No. |
575 | 00:29:30,270 | 00:29:32,568 | - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it! | - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it! |
576 | 00:29:32,639 | 00:29:33,731 | because you like her a latte. | because you like her a latte. |
577 | 00:29:33,807 | 00:29:35,332 | - [barking] - Oh, no. | - [barking] - Oh, no. |
578 | 00:29:36,777 | 00:29:38,768 | She's serpentining his legs. | She's serpentining his legs. |
579 | 00:29:38,846 | 00:29:40,940 | His long, athletic legs. | His long, athletic legs. |
580 | 00:29:41,014 | 00:29:43,346 | I wanna puke. | I wanna puke. |
581 | 00:29:43,450 | 00:29:45,646 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
582 | 00:29:45,752 | 00:29:47,584 | We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions. | We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions. |
583 | 00:29:47,655 | 00:29:48,781 | Stream it. | Stream it. |
584 | 00:29:48,856 | 00:29:52,315 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
585 | 00:29:52,426 | 00:29:54,485 | [Henry] It's time to drop one. | [Henry] It's time to drop one. |
586 | 00:29:54,595 | 00:29:56,085 | Seeking target. | Seeking target. |
587 | 00:29:57,164 | 00:29:59,826 | - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit? | - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit? |
588 | 00:30:01,335 | 00:30:04,134 | - The white house. - Oh, my God. | - The white house. - Oh, my God. |
589 | 00:30:04,238 | 00:30:06,138 | Dropping payload. | Dropping payload. |
590 | 00:30:06,240 | 00:30:09,301 | [exhales] Nothing like a good revenge poop. | [exhales] Nothing like a good revenge poop. |
591 | 00:30:09,410 | 00:30:10,502 | Take that, Ted. | Take that, Ted. |
592 | 00:30:10,611 | 00:30:14,741 | Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold. | Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold. |
593 | 00:30:14,815 | 00:30:18,581 | But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you? | But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you? |
594 | 00:30:18,652 | 00:30:20,586 | [laughing] What're you doing? | [laughing] What're you doing? |
595 | 00:30:20,654 | 00:30:23,646 | No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here. | No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here. |
596 | 00:30:23,724 | 00:30:25,692 | Please leave it. | Please leave it. |
597 | 00:30:25,792 | 00:30:27,692 | I wanna see his face when he comes home. | I wanna see his face when he comes home. |
598 | 00:30:27,795 | 00:30:30,730 | [groans] My revenge! | [groans] My revenge! |
599 | 00:30:30,831 | 00:30:32,390 | We've been able to trace the point of origin, | We've been able to trace the point of origin, |
600 | 00:30:32,499 | 00:30:35,161 | the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker. | the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker. |
601 | 00:30:35,235 | 00:30:37,704 | Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags. | Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags. |
602 | 00:30:37,805 | 00:30:39,534 | Pack our bags? | Pack our bags? |
603 | 00:30:40,841 | 00:30:42,331 | Shotgun! | Shotgun! |
604 | 00:30:42,409 | 00:30:44,309 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
605 | 00:30:47,147 | 00:30:49,514 | Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now. | Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now. |
606 | 00:30:51,852 | 00:30:54,344 | We're still talking it over with the family and... | We're still talking it over with the family and... |
607 | 00:30:54,455 | 00:30:55,684 | well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday. | well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday. |
608 | 00:30:55,789 | 00:30:59,885 | Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person. | Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person. |
609 | 00:30:59,993 | 00:31:03,623 | Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation." | Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation." |
610 | 00:31:03,697 | 00:31:07,190 | No, it's not about the money, it's about my son. | No, it's not about the money, it's about my son. |
611 | 00:31:07,301 | 00:31:09,895 | Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision. | Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision. |
612 | 00:31:10,003 | 00:31:11,334 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
613 | 00:31:11,405 | 00:31:12,895 | Hey, hey, Ollie. | Hey, hey, Ollie. |
614 | 00:31:14,007 | 00:31:16,374 | Pause the virtual, come back to reality. | Pause the virtual, come back to reality. |
615 | 00:31:19,213 | 00:31:20,738 | Check this out. | Check this out. |
616 | 00:31:22,249 | 00:31:24,775 | I think there's a chance we might be moving. | I think there's a chance we might be moving. |
617 | 00:31:26,954 | 00:31:29,616 | Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was... | Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was... |
618 | 00:31:29,723 | 00:31:32,454 | - Are we moving? - Um... | - Are we moving? - Um... |
619 | 00:31:35,629 | 00:31:38,690 | Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that. | Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that. |
620 | 00:31:38,766 | 00:31:40,256 | We're not going anywhere, okay? | We're not going anywhere, okay? |
621 | 00:31:40,367 | 00:31:42,358 | Daddy just got a job offer out of town. | Daddy just got a job offer out of town. |
622 | 00:31:44,038 | 00:31:47,872 | So, Dad, you're moving away? | So, Dad, you're moving away? |
623 | 00:31:49,143 | 00:31:51,703 | Look, we haven't decided anything for sure. | Look, we haven't decided anything for sure. |
624 | 00:31:51,779 | 00:31:55,113 | For sure? Well, what's to decide about? | For sure? Well, what's to decide about? |
625 | 00:31:58,018 | 00:31:59,452 | Are you guys splitting up? | Are you guys splitting up? |
626 | 00:32:00,921 | 00:32:02,946 | Ollie, it's complicated. | Ollie, it's complicated. |
627 | 00:32:03,056 | 00:32:04,888 | [Lukas] Look, we're gonna go through everything with you. | [Lukas] Look, we're gonna go through everything with you. |
628 | 00:32:04,958 | 00:32:07,290 | No! I wanna know now. | No! I wanna know now. |
629 | 00:32:07,394 | 00:32:09,419 | [breathing heavily] Are you? | [breathing heavily] Are you? |
630 | 00:32:11,765 | 00:32:15,463 | Are you? Are you?! | Are you? Are you?! |
631 | 00:32:15,569 | 00:32:18,630 | You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I. | You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I. |
632 | 00:32:18,739 | 00:32:19,865 | I thought you were working on it. | I thought you were working on it. |
633 | 00:32:19,940 | 00:32:23,274 | We were, we are. It's just sometimes... | We were, we are. It's just sometimes... |
634 | 00:32:23,377 | 00:32:26,403 | I don't understand. I thought things got better. | I don't understand. I thought things got better. |
635 | 00:32:26,480 | 00:32:29,142 | - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that. | - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that. |
636 | 00:32:29,249 | 00:32:31,013 | Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay? | Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay? |
637 | 00:32:31,118 | 00:32:33,018 | I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real. | I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real. |
638 | 00:32:33,120 | 00:32:34,747 | It sounds pretty real to me! | It sounds pretty real to me! |
639 | 00:32:37,157 | 00:32:38,818 | I thought we told each other everything. | I thought we told each other everything. |
640 | 00:32:40,828 | 00:32:42,694 | Why did that have to change? | Why did that have to change? |
641 | 00:32:42,796 | 00:32:45,493 | ["Unsteady" by X Ambassadors playing] | ["Unsteady" by X Ambassadors playing] |
642 | 00:32:45,599 | 00:32:48,159 | - Ollie! - [door closes] | - Ollie! - [door closes] |
643 | 00:32:48,268 | 00:32:50,794 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
644 | 00:32:59,313 | 00:33:00,508 | [barks] | [barks] |
645 | 00:33:05,519 | 00:33:07,112 | [barking] | [barking] |
646 | 00:33:23,804 | 00:33:24,862 | [knocking on door] | [knocking on door] |
647 | 00:33:24,972 | 00:33:26,940 | [Lukas] Ollie, can I come in? | [Lukas] Ollie, can I come in? |
648 | 00:33:27,007 | 00:33:29,408 | Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on. | Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on. |
649 | 00:33:37,851 | 00:33:40,912 | [Henry] Ollie, we're a team. I got your back. | [Henry] Ollie, we're a team. I got your back. |
650 | 00:33:46,860 | 00:33:49,921 | [Lukas] Look, I know this is scary and confusing. | [Lukas] Look, I know this is scary and confusing. |
651 | 00:33:50,030 | 00:33:51,555 | It is for me too, buddy. | It is for me too, buddy. |
652 | 00:33:52,566 | 00:33:54,159 | Why didn't I know? | Why didn't I know? |
653 | 00:33:55,169 | 00:33:57,501 | Why didn't anyone tell me? | Why didn't anyone tell me? |
654 | 00:33:57,571 | 00:33:59,733 | - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair. | - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair. |
655 | 00:33:59,840 | 00:34:02,639 | I should have told you. We should have told you. | I should have told you. We should have told you. |
656 | 00:34:02,710 | 00:34:04,838 | But we didn't because... | But we didn't because... |
657 | 00:34:06,647 | 00:34:08,911 | we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly... | we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly... |
658 | 00:34:09,016 | 00:34:10,677 | Before What? | Before What? |
659 | 00:34:10,751 | 00:34:14,415 | Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore? | Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore? |
660 | 00:34:14,521 | 00:34:17,354 | - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't. | - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't. |
661 | 00:34:17,424 | 00:34:22,191 | Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay? | Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay? |
662 | 00:34:22,262 | 00:34:23,821 | Even if I live in a different house, | Even if I live in a different house, |
663 | 00:34:23,897 | 00:34:27,834 | your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth. | your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth. |
664 | 00:34:27,901 | 00:34:30,268 | And that is never, ever gonna change. | And that is never, ever gonna change. |
665 | 00:34:35,075 | 00:34:38,204 | I believe that you believe that, but... | I believe that you believe that, but... |
666 | 00:34:38,278 | 00:34:39,712 | I'm not sure that I do. | I'm not sure that I do. |
667 | 00:34:45,319 | 00:34:48,550 | - [bed creaks] - Scoot over, would you? | - [bed creaks] - Scoot over, would you? |
668 | 00:34:48,622 | 00:34:51,114 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
669 | 00:34:53,494 | 00:34:55,087 | It's gonna be fine, kid. | It's gonna be fine, kid. |
670 | 00:34:57,097 | 00:34:59,122 | Everything's gonna be okay. | Everything's gonna be okay. |
671 | 00:35:10,077 | 00:35:11,545 | What's the matter with your neck? | What's the matter with your neck? |
672 | 00:35:12,646 | 00:35:14,080 | I got a pinched nerve. | I got a pinched nerve. |
673 | 00:35:15,582 | 00:35:16,981 | Mm. [sniffs] | Mm. [sniffs] |
674 | 00:35:18,919 | 00:35:20,717 | [screaming] Oh, my God! | [screaming] Oh, my God! |
675 | 00:35:20,788 | 00:35:23,314 | Callen! Are you insane? | Callen! Are you insane? |
676 | 00:35:23,424 | 00:35:26,086 | - Are you in pain? - [exhales sharply] | - Are you in pain? - [exhales sharply] |
677 | 00:35:26,160 | 00:35:28,219 | - No, it's gone. - [laughs] | - No, it's gone. - [laughs] |
678 | 00:35:28,295 | 00:35:29,922 | How did you... | How did you... |
679 | 00:35:29,997 | 00:35:32,056 | Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain. | Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain. |
680 | 00:35:32,132 | 00:35:34,260 | It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended | It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended |
681 | 00:35:34,335 | 00:35:36,497 | the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine. | the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine. |
682 | 00:35:36,603 | 00:35:38,298 | You went to university in Beijing? | You went to university in Beijing? |
683 | 00:35:38,372 | 00:35:41,967 | Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first. | Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first. |
684 | 00:35:42,042 | 00:35:43,532 | You speak Chinese? | You speak Chinese? |
685 | 00:35:43,644 | 00:35:47,603 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
686 | 00:35:50,351 | 00:35:53,981 | My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way. | My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way. |
687 | 00:35:54,054 | 00:35:55,215 | Thanks for asking. | Thanks for asking. |
688 | 00:35:59,560 | 00:36:02,052 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
689 | 00:36:10,804 | 00:36:14,707 | Henry? I'm scared. | Henry? I'm scared. |
690 | 00:36:14,808 | 00:36:15,934 | Me too. | Me too. |
691 | 00:36:16,944 | 00:36:18,708 | Wait, what are we scared about? | Wait, what are we scared about? |
692 | 00:36:18,812 | 00:36:21,440 | - Divorce. - Why is that bad? | - Divorce. - Why is that bad? |
693 | 00:36:22,850 | 00:36:25,012 | - Seriously? - Yeah. | - Seriously? - Yeah. |
694 | 00:36:25,119 | 00:36:26,951 | Dogs don't have divorce. | Dogs don't have divorce. |
695 | 00:36:27,020 | 00:36:30,115 | I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept. | I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept. |
696 | 00:36:32,726 | 00:36:36,321 | It's the worst thing that could happen to a family. | It's the worst thing that could happen to a family. |
697 | 00:36:36,396 | 00:36:38,831 | It's the end. | It's the end. |
698 | 00:36:38,899 | 00:36:41,493 | It means nothing will ever be the same. | It means nothing will ever be the same. |
699 | 00:36:41,568 | 00:36:44,060 | Wait. Will they send me back to the store? | Wait. Will they send me back to the store? |
700 | 00:36:44,171 | 00:36:46,731 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
701 | 00:36:46,840 | 00:36:50,868 | Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be. | Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be. |
702 | 00:36:53,213 | 00:36:55,375 | Because best friends stick together. | Because best friends stick together. |
703 | 00:36:56,617 | 00:36:57,880 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
704 | 00:36:57,952 | 00:37:00,444 | - I'm your best friend? - Yeah. | - I'm your best friend? - Yeah. |
705 | 00:37:00,554 | 00:37:04,286 | You and I have been inseparable since I was six. | You and I have been inseparable since I was six. |
706 | 00:37:04,391 | 00:37:08,521 | - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends! | - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends! |
707 | 00:37:08,595 | 00:37:12,498 | Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that? | Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that? |
708 | 00:37:12,566 | 00:37:16,434 | Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years. | Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years. |
709 | 00:37:16,537 | 00:37:18,835 | But it is true what the old dogs say. | But it is true what the old dogs say. |
710 | 00:37:18,906 | 00:37:21,398 | The second half is the better half! | The second half is the better half! |
711 | 00:37:21,508 | 00:37:25,035 | Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship. | Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship. |
712 | 00:37:25,112 | 00:37:27,604 | You. Me. Mano a mane. | You. Me. Mano a mane. |
713 | 00:37:27,715 | 00:37:30,776 | - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How? | - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How? |
714 | 00:37:30,884 | 00:37:32,545 | You see this hypoallergenic tail? | You see this hypoallergenic tail? |
715 | 00:37:32,619 | 00:37:34,212 | [sneezes] | [sneezes] |
716 | 00:37:34,288 | 00:37:37,280 | Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this | Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this |
717 | 00:37:37,391 | 00:37:38,916 | with a really bad allergy joke? | with a really bad allergy joke? |
718 | 00:37:38,992 | 00:37:42,622 | At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this | At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this |
719 | 00:37:42,730 | 00:37:44,129 | so you don't spread any germs. | so you don't spread any germs. |
720 | 00:37:44,231 | 00:37:45,562 | There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season... | There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season... |
721 | 00:37:45,632 | 00:37:46,997 | - Henry? - Yeah? | - Henry? - Yeah? |
722 | 00:37:47,101 | 00:37:48,762 | Saving our family? | Saving our family? |
723 | 00:37:48,836 | 00:37:50,326 | Oh. Yeah. Okay, right. | Oh. Yeah. Okay, right. |
724 | 00:37:50,437 | 00:37:53,304 | As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie. | As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie. |
725 | 00:37:53,407 | 00:37:54,499 | [grunts with effort] | [grunts with effort] |
726 | 00:37:54,608 | 00:37:56,167 | I'm always happy. You know why that is? | I'm always happy. You know why that is? |
727 | 00:37:56,276 | 00:37:59,302 | And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent... | And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent... |
728 | 00:37:59,413 | 00:38:00,938 | Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet. | Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet. |
729 | 00:38:01,015 | 00:38:03,074 | - Sure. - That's not it. | - Sure. - That's not it. |
730 | 00:38:03,150 | 00:38:04,675 | I'm always happy | I'm always happy |
731 | 00:38:04,785 | 00:38:08,278 | because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome. | because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome. |
732 | 00:38:08,389 | 00:38:12,326 | I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me. | I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me. |
733 | 00:38:12,426 | 00:38:14,918 | What else could I possibly need? | What else could I possibly need? |
734 | 00:38:14,995 | 00:38:17,487 | Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house | Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house |
735 | 00:38:17,598 | 00:38:20,397 | - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah. | - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah. |
736 | 00:38:20,467 | 00:38:23,061 | We were happy because we had everything we needed... | We were happy because we had everything we needed... |
737 | 00:38:23,137 | 00:38:24,627 | each other. | each other. |
738 | 00:38:24,738 | 00:38:29,073 | See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things | See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things |
739 | 00:38:29,143 | 00:38:31,805 | and forget about what matters. | and forget about what matters. |
740 | 00:38:31,912 | 00:38:35,246 | Ollie, what are the two most important things in life? | Ollie, what are the two most important things in life? |
741 | 00:38:35,316 | 00:38:37,148 | - Uh... - Close! But wrong. | - Uh... - Close! But wrong. |
742 | 00:38:37,251 | 00:38:40,118 | Love and family. That's it. | Love and family. That's it. |
743 | 00:38:40,187 | 00:38:43,384 | It's simple. Dogs are simple. | It's simple. Dogs are simple. |
744 | 00:38:43,490 | 00:38:45,982 | We don't complicate things like humans do. | We don't complicate things like humans do. |
745 | 00:38:46,060 | 00:38:48,552 | - What are you saying? - Really? | - What are you saying? - Really? |
746 | 00:38:48,662 | 00:38:49,959 | You're supposed to be the smart one. | You're supposed to be the smart one. |
747 | 00:38:50,030 | 00:38:52,829 | I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad | I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad |
748 | 00:38:52,900 | 00:38:56,165 | get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV. | get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV. |
749 | 00:38:56,236 | 00:38:59,228 | Simple life, happy life. | Simple life, happy life. |
750 | 00:38:59,340 | 00:39:03,174 | We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog. | We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog. |
751 | 00:39:03,243 | 00:39:04,711 | Henry! | Henry! |
752 | 00:39:05,846 | 00:39:07,405 | - It's perfect. - I know. | - It's perfect. - I know. |
753 | 00:39:07,514 | 00:39:10,006 | - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable. | - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable. |
754 | 00:39:10,084 | 00:39:13,486 | This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family. | This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family. |
755 | 00:39:16,557 | 00:39:19,822 | Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast. | Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast. |
756 | 00:39:19,893 | 00:39:22,157 | - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast? | - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast? |
757 | 00:39:22,229 | 00:39:24,323 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
758 | 00:39:24,398 | 00:39:26,833 | Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school, | Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school, |
759 | 00:39:26,900 | 00:39:28,959 | - we could go out and see... - Tonight? | - we could go out and see... - Tonight? |
760 | 00:39:29,036 | 00:39:30,663 | We never go out on a school night. | We never go out on a school night. |
761 | 00:39:30,738 | 00:39:32,069 | Maybe we should! | Maybe we should! |
762 | 00:39:32,172 | 00:39:33,867 | Why did you and Dad stop loving each other? | Why did you and Dad stop loving each other? |
763 | 00:39:38,579 | 00:39:42,277 | Mm... Baby, we do love each other... | Mm... Baby, we do love each other... |
764 | 00:39:42,383 | 00:39:44,215 | Then why are you splitting up? | Then why are you splitting up? |
765 | 00:39:46,587 | 00:39:48,555 | It's hard to explain. | It's hard to explain. |
766 | 00:39:48,622 | 00:39:52,525 | Ollie, we are a family that loves each other. | Ollie, we are a family that loves each other. |
767 | 00:39:52,593 | 00:39:55,563 | Nothing can break that bond. Ever. | Nothing can break that bond. Ever. |
768 | 00:39:57,197 | 00:39:58,756 | Okay. | Okay. |
769 | 00:40:00,801 | 00:40:02,565 | - I love you. - I love you. | - I love you. - I love you. |
770 | 00:40:04,638 | 00:40:06,629 | - I don't wanna be late. - Okay. | - I don't wanna be late. - Okay. |
771 | 00:40:06,740 | 00:40:08,401 | - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm. | - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm. |
772 | 00:40:09,810 | 00:40:11,938 | - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom. | - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom. |
773 | 00:40:12,046 | 00:40:14,071 | - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend! | - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend! |
774 | 00:40:14,181 | 00:40:16,673 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
775 | 00:40:25,359 | 00:40:26,758 | [sad chuckle] | [sad chuckle] |
776 | 00:40:31,131 | 00:40:33,623 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
777 | 00:40:38,439 | 00:40:40,430 | [barks] | [barks] |
778 | 00:40:44,078 | 00:40:47,104 | Well, if you do decide to sell this house, | Well, if you do decide to sell this house, |
779 | 00:40:47,181 | 00:40:49,172 | you will be looking at multiples. | you will be looking at multiples. |
780 | 00:40:49,283 | 00:40:52,583 | Sell this house? The roof over our head? | Sell this house? The roof over our head? |
781 | 00:40:52,653 | 00:40:55,350 | Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit? | Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit? |
782 | 00:40:55,456 | 00:40:58,118 | No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen. | No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen. |
783 | 00:40:58,192 | 00:41:01,594 | - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry? | - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry? |
784 | 00:41:01,662 | 00:41:04,597 | Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here? | Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here? |
785 | 00:41:04,665 | 00:41:07,157 | Oh, yeah, people do it all the time! | Oh, yeah, people do it all the time! |
786 | 00:41:07,267 | 00:41:09,964 | People like new stuff. | People like new stuff. |
787 | 00:41:10,037 | 00:41:12,165 | Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip | Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip |
788 | 00:41:12,273 | 00:41:14,605 | this lady's dream of a commission in the bud. | this lady's dream of a commission in the bud. |
789 | 00:41:14,675 | 00:41:18,236 | - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle. | - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle. |
790 | 00:41:18,312 | 00:41:22,442 | It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care. | It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care. |
791 | 00:41:22,516 | 00:41:24,678 | [bell rings] | [bell rings] |
792 | 00:41:32,693 | 00:41:34,821 | - Oliver? - Yes? | - Oliver? - Yes? |
793 | 00:41:34,928 | 00:41:38,330 | Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills. | Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills. |
794 | 00:41:38,432 | 00:41:40,833 | - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you. | - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you. |
795 | 00:41:40,934 | 00:41:42,595 | I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class. | I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class. |
796 | 00:41:42,670 | 00:41:45,867 | [stammers] No. Is Mr. Mills here? | [stammers] No. Is Mr. Mills here? |
797 | 00:41:45,973 | 00:41:50,672 | Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment. | Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment. |
798 | 00:41:50,744 | 00:41:54,237 | In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age. | In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age. |
799 | 00:41:54,348 | 00:41:56,646 | - Really? He-he did? - He did. | - Really? He-he did? - He did. |
800 | 00:41:56,717 | 00:41:58,481 | He wanted me to give you this. | He wanted me to give you this. |
801 | 00:41:58,552 | 00:42:01,317 | Should be hitting the market in about eight months. | Should be hitting the market in about eight months. |
802 | 00:42:01,388 | 00:42:02,878 | - On. - [whirs] | - On. - [whirs] |
803 | 00:42:02,990 | 00:42:04,219 | Hey, Oliver. | Hey, Oliver. |
804 | 00:42:04,324 | 00:42:08,192 | Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, | Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, |
805 | 00:42:08,262 | 00:42:11,357 | but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. | but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. |
806 | 00:42:11,432 | 00:42:16,529 | So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. | So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. |
807 | 00:42:16,603 | 00:42:21,063 | And remember, great minds need great tools. | And remember, great minds need great tools. |
808 | 00:42:21,175 | 00:42:23,667 | - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver. | - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver. |
809 | 00:42:23,744 | 00:42:25,212 | [whirs] | [whirs] |
810 | 00:42:25,312 | 00:42:27,303 | That's the virtual part, remember? | That's the virtual part, remember? |
811 | 00:42:27,381 | 00:42:29,315 | Oh, right. Thank you. | Oh, right. Thank you. |
812 | 00:42:29,383 | 00:42:31,408 | You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver. | You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver. |
813 | 00:42:31,518 | 00:42:33,486 | Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. | Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. |
814 | 00:42:33,554 | 00:42:36,046 | My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers. | My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers. |
815 | 00:42:36,156 | 00:42:39,091 | Really? Tell me about him. | Really? Tell me about him. |
816 | 00:42:40,160 | 00:42:42,686 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
817 | 00:43:00,280 | 00:43:01,475 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
818 | 00:43:01,582 | 00:43:03,141 | [whirs] | [whirs] |
819 | 00:43:03,250 | 00:43:05,480 | Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here. | Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here. |
820 | 00:43:05,586 | 00:43:06,644 | Good to see you. | Good to see you. |
821 | 00:43:06,754 | 00:43:09,223 | I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed | I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed |
822 | 00:43:09,290 | 00:43:10,951 | and I'd like to virtually invite you | and I'd like to virtually invite you |
823 | 00:43:11,058 | 00:43:15,154 | to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China. | to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China. |
824 | 00:43:15,262 | 00:43:19,256 | Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. | Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. |
825 | 00:43:20,301 | 00:43:22,793 | Mr. Mills. | Mr. Mills. |
826 | 00:43:22,903 | 00:43:25,133 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
827 | 00:43:25,239 | 00:43:26,707 | You are my hero. | You are my hero. |
828 | 00:43:26,774 | 00:43:29,106 | You are my super-hero! | You are my super-hero! |
829 | 00:43:29,209 | 00:43:33,146 | [Mills speaking Chinese] | [Mills speaking Chinese] |
830 | 00:43:34,148 | 00:43:35,877 | Wow! | Wow! |
831 | 00:43:41,055 | 00:43:43,956 | Ollie. Here, check this. | Ollie. Here, check this. |
832 | 00:43:44,058 | 00:43:45,958 | - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right. | - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right. |
833 | 00:43:46,060 | 00:43:47,289 | Where did you get this? | Where did you get this? |
834 | 00:43:47,394 | 00:43:48,657 | Mom was digging through some boxes | Mom was digging through some boxes |
835 | 00:43:48,762 | 00:43:51,356 | and when she saw this, she started to cry. | and when she saw this, she started to cry. |
836 | 00:43:51,465 | 00:43:53,695 | So I figured it was important. | So I figured it was important. |
837 | 00:43:53,801 | 00:43:56,668 | [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure | [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure |
838 | 00:43:56,770 | 00:44:00,001 | to introduce for the first time as husband and wife, | to introduce for the first time as husband and wife, |
839 | 00:44:00,107 | 00:44:02,269 | Ellen and Lukas Reed! | Ellen and Lukas Reed! |
840 | 00:44:02,343 | 00:44:04,710 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
841 | 00:44:09,483 | 00:44:12,544 | Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross. | Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross. |
842 | 00:44:12,653 | 00:44:14,678 | Why do you guys sniff each other's butts? | Why do you guys sniff each other's butts? |
843 | 00:44:14,788 | 00:44:16,517 | - It's grosser. - Ollie... | - It's grosser. - Ollie... |
844 | 00:44:16,623 | 00:44:18,785 | - [loud licking] - [Oliver laughs] | - [loud licking] - [Oliver laughs] |
845 | 00:44:18,859 | 00:44:22,295 | Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face? | Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face? |
846 | 00:44:22,362 | 00:44:24,854 | Top that, sucker! [laughs] | Top that, sucker! [laughs] |
847 | 00:44:24,965 | 00:44:27,525 | Okay. All joking aside, | Okay. All joking aside, |
848 | 00:44:27,634 | 00:44:30,001 | I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing. | I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing. |
849 | 00:44:30,104 | 00:44:33,665 | You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person | You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person |
850 | 00:44:33,774 | 00:44:35,799 | with one quick whiff. | with one quick whiff. |
851 | 00:44:35,876 | 00:44:38,140 | [song playing on video] | [song playing on video] |
852 | 00:44:38,212 | 00:44:40,180 | Huh. What song is this? | Huh. What song is this? |
853 | 00:44:40,281 | 00:44:43,808 | Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means. | Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means. |
854 | 00:44:47,521 | 00:44:48,886 | Pause. Hit pause. | Pause. Hit pause. |
855 | 00:44:48,989 | 00:44:50,616 | - That's the look! - What look? | - That's the look! - What look? |
856 | 00:44:50,691 | 00:44:51,783 | The love look. | The love look. |
857 | 00:44:51,859 | 00:44:55,227 | It's the look two people share when they're truly in love. | It's the look two people share when they're truly in love. |
858 | 00:44:55,329 | 00:44:56,922 | Wait a second. | Wait a second. |
859 | 00:44:57,031 | 00:45:00,558 | We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song! | We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song! |
860 | 00:45:00,668 | 00:45:03,831 | - And make them share that look again! - How? | - And make them share that look again! - How? |
861 | 00:45:03,904 | 00:45:06,999 | Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right? | Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right? |
862 | 00:45:07,074 | 00:45:09,941 | - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie, | - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie, |
863 | 00:45:10,044 | 00:45:13,446 | guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up. | guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up. |
864 | 00:45:13,547 | 00:45:15,106 | How'd you get so smart, Henry? | How'd you get so smart, Henry? |
865 | 00:45:15,215 | 00:45:16,842 | You smell as many butts as I have, | You smell as many butts as I have, |
866 | 00:45:16,917 | 00:45:18,681 | you tend to pick up a few things. | you tend to pick up a few things. |
867 | 00:45:18,752 | 00:45:20,618 | - Ha! - [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, | - Ha! - [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, |
868 | 00:45:20,788 | 00:45:25,225 | welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China. | welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China. |
869 | 00:45:25,326 | 00:45:30,196 | It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker, | It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker, |
870 | 00:45:30,264 | 00:45:34,428 | - Mr. Ram Mills! - [cheers and applause] | - Mr. Ram Mills! - [cheers and applause] |
871 | 00:45:34,535 | 00:45:37,027 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
872 | 00:45:45,512 | 00:45:47,606 | [speaking Chinese] | [speaking Chinese] |
873 | 00:46:04,765 | 00:46:06,233 | Confucius, | Confucius, |
874 | 00:46:06,300 | 00:46:08,598 | Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism, | Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism, |
875 | 00:46:08,669 | 00:46:10,296 | Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism, | Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism, |
876 | 00:46:10,404 | 00:46:12,498 | Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on. | Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on. |
877 | 00:46:12,606 | 00:46:17,134 | All these great minds had one thing in common. | All these great minds had one thing in common. |
878 | 00:46:20,013 | 00:46:21,947 | - They all loved chocolate. - [laughter] | - They all loved chocolate. - [laughter] |
879 | 00:46:27,554 | 00:46:29,750 | [laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | [laughing] I'm sorry, I'm sorry. |
880 | 00:46:29,823 | 00:46:32,758 | They had two things in common. | They had two things in common. |
881 | 00:46:32,826 | 00:46:39,232 | Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit. | Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit. |
882 | 00:46:39,300 | 00:46:44,261 | In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed | In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed |
883 | 00:46:44,338 | 00:46:47,501 | by electrical disturbances in the brain. | by electrical disturbances in the brain. |
884 | 00:46:47,608 | 00:46:52,307 | Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts | Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts |
885 | 00:46:52,413 | 00:46:55,178 | before the ego has a chance to manipulate them. | before the ego has a chance to manipulate them. |
886 | 00:46:55,282 | 00:46:59,014 | Imagine a day being able to extract | Imagine a day being able to extract |
887 | 00:46:59,119 | 00:47:02,282 | that perfect alignment, that purity of thought. | that perfect alignment, that purity of thought. |
888 | 00:47:02,356 | 00:47:04,882 | Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday. | Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday. |
889 | 00:47:04,992 | 00:47:06,619 | That day is today! | That day is today! |
890 | 00:47:06,693 | 00:47:08,684 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
891 | 00:47:10,364 | 00:47:13,129 | [Mills] I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought. | [Mills] I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought. |
892 | 00:47:13,200 | 00:47:15,362 | I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit. | I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit. |
893 | 00:47:15,469 | 00:47:16,459 | Sir? | Sir? |
894 | 00:47:16,537 | 00:47:18,562 | Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed. | Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed. |
895 | 00:47:18,672 | 00:47:22,233 | It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking. | It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking. |
896 | 00:47:22,343 | 00:47:24,835 | It's the reason I first got into this business. | It's the reason I first got into this business. |
897 | 00:47:24,912 | 00:47:26,209 | I'm not sure I follow. | I'm not sure I follow. |
898 | 00:47:26,313 | 00:47:28,179 | My mother had a stroke while giving birth. | My mother had a stroke while giving birth. |
899 | 00:47:28,248 | 00:47:30,546 | I was never able to hear her voice. | I was never able to hear her voice. |
900 | 00:47:30,651 | 00:47:33,518 | So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology, | So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology, |
901 | 00:47:33,620 | 00:47:36,112 | I'd finally be able to hear her, | I'd finally be able to hear her, |
902 | 00:47:36,190 | 00:47:38,625 | understand her thoughts, understand her feelings. | understand her thoughts, understand her feelings. |
903 | 00:47:39,627 | 00:47:42,289 | Although both my parents are healthy, | Although both my parents are healthy, |
904 | 00:47:42,363 | 00:47:45,162 | they behave as if they were mute. | they behave as if they were mute. |
905 | 00:47:45,232 | 00:47:48,224 | They talk, but they don't communicate. | They talk, but they don't communicate. |
906 | 00:47:48,335 | 00:47:49,632 | Mr. Mills. | Mr. Mills. |
907 | 00:47:50,871 | 00:47:55,138 | What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth? | What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth? |
908 | 00:47:56,176 | 00:47:58,668 | Thank you for sharing that. | Thank you for sharing that. |
909 | 00:47:58,746 | 00:48:01,738 | You are a bright young man, Xiao! | You are a bright young man, Xiao! |
910 | 00:48:01,849 | 00:48:03,874 | - Oh, thank you, sir. - [chuckles] | - Oh, thank you, sir. - [chuckles] |
911 | 00:48:03,951 | 00:48:06,420 | But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life. | But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life. |
912 | 00:48:06,520 | 00:48:08,511 | Oh, that's okay. Just be patient. | Oh, that's okay. Just be patient. |
913 | 00:48:08,589 | 00:48:12,184 | Takes a while for people to understand a visionary. | Takes a while for people to understand a visionary. |
914 | 00:48:12,259 | 00:48:14,626 | Trust me. He'll come around. | Trust me. He'll come around. |
915 | 00:48:14,728 | 00:48:17,129 | - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course! | - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course! |
916 | 00:48:19,066 | 00:48:21,763 | Don't share your ideas with anyone. | Don't share your ideas with anyone. |
917 | 00:48:22,903 | 00:48:25,235 | With anyone. | With anyone. |
918 | 00:48:25,305 | 00:48:27,034 | Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve | Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve |
919 | 00:48:27,107 | 00:48:30,236 | about this phone that I invented that can also play music. | about this phone that I invented that can also play music. |
920 | 00:48:30,310 | 00:48:32,108 | We both know what happened with that. | We both know what happened with that. |
921 | 00:48:32,212 | 00:48:35,671 | I can assure you, there are people watching you right now. | I can assure you, there are people watching you right now. |
922 | 00:48:38,552 | 00:48:41,044 | Why? Why me? | Why? Why me? |
923 | 00:48:42,356 | 00:48:45,519 | Because you're about to shake up the world! | Because you're about to shake up the world! |
924 | 00:48:45,592 | 00:48:48,391 | You need anything, you only come to me. | You need anything, you only come to me. |
925 | 00:48:48,462 | 00:48:50,430 | I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources. | I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources. |
926 | 00:48:50,531 | 00:48:52,556 | All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing. | All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing. |
927 | 00:48:52,633 | 00:48:53,896 | Of course. | Of course. |
928 | 00:48:53,968 | 00:48:56,027 | Keep doing what you're doing, | Keep doing what you're doing, |
929 | 00:48:56,103 | 00:48:59,630 | so no other child will have to suffer the way we did. | so no other child will have to suffer the way we did. |
930 | 00:48:59,740 | 00:49:01,731 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
931 | 00:49:08,148 | 00:49:12,676 | Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills! | Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills! |
932 | 00:49:15,956 | 00:49:17,685 | Sophie? | Sophie? |
933 | 00:49:17,791 | 00:49:22,194 | Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company... | Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company... |
934 | 00:49:22,296 | 00:49:23,855 | - [Henry] Cut! Ugh! - [sighs] | - [Henry] Cut! Ugh! - [sighs] |
935 | 00:49:23,964 | 00:49:27,161 | - How did that feel to you? - [barks] | - How did that feel to you? - [barks] |
936 | 00:49:27,267 | 00:49:29,861 | [barking continues] | [barking continues] |
937 | 00:49:29,970 | 00:49:32,496 | Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you. | Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you. |
938 | 00:49:32,606 | 00:49:34,631 | Felt derivative. Let's run it again. | Felt derivative. Let's run it again. |
939 | 00:49:34,742 | 00:49:37,234 | - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie? | - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie? |
940 | 00:49:37,311 | 00:49:39,109 | Save our family? | Save our family? |
941 | 00:49:39,179 | 00:49:42,342 | You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan | You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan |
942 | 00:49:42,449 | 00:49:44,474 | because you're too nervous to talk to a girl. | because you're too nervous to talk to a girl. |
943 | 00:49:44,585 | 00:49:47,077 | Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone! | Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone! |
944 | 00:49:47,154 | 00:49:48,178 | [exhales sharply] | [exhales sharply] |
945 | 00:49:49,823 | 00:49:52,485 | You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance. | You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance. |
946 | 00:49:52,593 | 00:49:53,788 | I believe in you. | I believe in you. |
947 | 00:49:53,861 | 00:49:56,831 | - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think? | - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think? |
948 | 00:49:56,930 | 00:50:00,127 | I know. And there's another thing I know. | I know. And there's another thing I know. |
949 | 00:50:00,201 | 00:50:01,760 | That's checkmate, sucka! | That's checkmate, sucka! |
950 | 00:50:01,835 | 00:50:04,327 | All this winning makes me thirsty! | All this winning makes me thirsty! |
951 | 00:50:04,438 | 00:50:06,907 | - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No. | - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No. |
952 | 00:50:07,007 | 00:50:09,499 | At the 100 yard dash? Again, no. | At the 100 yard dash? Again, no. |
953 | 00:50:09,577 | 00:50:12,069 | But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty. | But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty. |
954 | 00:50:12,179 | 00:50:15,342 | There must be something that humans are better at than dogs. | There must be something that humans are better at than dogs. |
955 | 00:50:15,415 | 00:50:19,045 | Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell? | Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell? |
956 | 00:50:19,153 | 00:50:21,713 | You guys would be shoo-ins for that. | You guys would be shoo-ins for that. |
957 | 00:50:21,822 | 00:50:25,224 | Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel | Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel |
958 | 00:50:25,326 | 00:50:27,351 | and you speak from your heart, no matter what. | and you speak from your heart, no matter what. |
959 | 00:50:27,428 | 00:50:29,089 | [sighs] Okay. | [sighs] Okay. |
960 | 00:50:29,196 | 00:50:31,688 | I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes, | I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes, |
961 | 00:50:31,765 | 00:50:35,395 | Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark! | Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark! |
962 | 00:50:35,502 | 00:50:37,800 | - [Oliver barks, laughs] - [barks] | - [Oliver barks, laughs] - [barks] |
963 | 00:50:39,406 | 00:50:43,343 | This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind. | This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind. |
964 | 00:50:43,410 | 00:50:45,139 | - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog. | - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog. |
965 | 00:50:45,212 | 00:50:46,304 | - Not cool. - [cell phone beeps] | - Not cool. - [cell phone beeps] |
966 | 00:50:46,380 | 00:50:48,747 | Hey! | Hey! |
967 | 00:50:48,849 | 00:50:50,374 | I've just met with Mills. | I've just met with Mills. |
968 | 00:50:50,484 | 00:50:53,044 | I'm scared people know about our satellite connection. | I'm scared people know about our satellite connection. |
969 | 00:50:53,153 | 00:50:55,645 | - Who knows? - Not sure. | - Who knows? - Not sure. |
970 | 00:50:55,723 | 00:50:58,590 | But Mills warned me to be very, very careful. | But Mills warned me to be very, very careful. |
971 | 00:50:58,692 | 00:51:00,251 | We need to shut down the link. | We need to shut down the link. |
972 | 00:51:00,361 | 00:51:02,693 | - No, we can't. - We have to! | - No, we can't. - We have to! |
973 | 00:51:02,763 | 00:51:06,597 | My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days. | My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days. |
974 | 00:51:06,700 | 00:51:08,759 | I need Henry to help me fix this. | I need Henry to help me fix this. |
975 | 00:51:08,869 | 00:51:10,860 | Henry? How can he help? | Henry? How can he help? |
976 | 00:51:10,938 | 00:51:14,397 | Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple. | Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple. |
977 | 00:51:14,475 | 00:51:16,466 | [Henry] Your face is simple. | [Henry] Your face is simple. |
978 | 00:51:16,577 | 00:51:19,740 | I just mean he has a simple view of life, | I just mean he has a simple view of life, |
979 | 00:51:19,813 | 00:51:22,145 | a better View. Xiao, please. | a better View. Xiao, please. |
980 | 00:51:22,249 | 00:51:24,377 | I can't let my family split up. | I can't let my family split up. |
981 | 00:51:24,451 | 00:51:25,919 | Please, just 24 hours | Please, just 24 hours |
982 | 00:51:25,986 | 00:51:27,977 | and then I promise I'll make this right. | and then I promise I'll make this right. |
983 | 00:51:28,088 | 00:51:30,785 | I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to. | I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to. |
984 | 00:51:32,126 | 00:51:35,118 | You've got one day, but that's it. | You've got one day, but that's it. |
985 | 00:51:37,765 | 00:51:39,893 | - [exhales sharply] - [phone beeps] | - [exhales sharply] - [phone beeps] |
986 | 00:51:42,202 | 00:51:44,603 | [sighs, exhales forcefully] | [sighs, exhales forcefully] |
987 | 00:51:45,673 | 00:51:48,699 | [Cindy] So this house isn't officially on the market, | [Cindy] So this house isn't officially on the market, |
988 | 00:51:48,776 | 00:51:52,644 | but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce. | but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce. |
989 | 00:51:52,746 | 00:51:54,111 | This house could be yours! | This house could be yours! |
990 | 00:51:54,214 | 00:51:56,478 | - [Mr. McLelland] That's great news! - [yelps] | - [Mr. McLelland] That's great news! - [yelps] |
991 | 00:51:56,584 | 00:51:57,710 | - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh! | - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh! |
992 | 00:51:57,785 | 00:52:00,720 | [Henry laughing] No hard feelings, I hope. | [Henry laughing] No hard feelings, I hope. |
993 | 00:52:00,788 | 00:52:04,122 | It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal. | It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal. |
994 | 00:52:04,224 | 00:52:06,716 | - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine. | - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine. |
995 | 00:52:06,794 | 00:52:08,762 | Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen. | Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen. |
996 | 00:52:08,829 | 00:52:11,491 | It's amazing. It's really beautiful. | It's amazing. It's really beautiful. |
997 | 00:52:11,598 | 00:52:13,259 | [Mrs. McLelland] Well. | [Mrs. McLelland] Well. |
998 | 00:52:13,333 | 00:52:17,770 | [farting loudly] | [farting loudly] |
999 | 00:52:17,838 | 00:52:22,366 | - [sniffs] What is that smell? - What smell? | - [sniffs] What is that smell? - What smell? |
1000 | 00:52:22,476 | 00:52:26,106 | [giggles] That's the smell of zero commission. | [giggles] That's the smell of zero commission. |
1001 | 00:52:26,180 | 00:52:27,978 | - [inhaling] - Oh, that smell. | - [inhaling] - Oh, that smell. |
1002 | 00:52:28,048 | 00:52:29,812 | [Cindy] Ugh! | [Cindy] Ugh! |
1003 | 00:52:29,884 | 00:52:33,377 | Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright... | Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright... |
1004 | 00:52:33,487 | 00:52:34,852 | Do you wanna see the backyard? | Do you wanna see the backyard? |
1005 | 00:52:40,794 | 00:52:42,489 | Well, they're still in the kitchen. | Well, they're still in the kitchen. |
1006 | 00:52:45,199 | 00:52:48,430 | Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike | Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike |
1007 | 00:52:48,502 | 00:52:50,436 | and he fell off and he banged up his knee? | and he fell off and he banged up his knee? |
1008 | 00:52:50,504 | 00:52:53,838 | Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!" | Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!" |
1009 | 00:52:53,941 | 00:52:55,170 | [Lukas laughs] | [Lukas laughs] |
1010 | 00:52:56,810 | 00:52:58,778 | He was a tough kid. | He was a tough kid. |
1011 | 00:52:59,780 | 00:53:01,009 | Still is. | Still is. |
1012 | 00:53:06,353 | 00:53:09,618 | Tell me that he's gonna be okay. | Tell me that he's gonna be okay. |
1013 | 00:53:09,690 | 00:53:11,658 | He's gonna be fine. | He's gonna be fine. |
1014 | 00:53:12,693 | 00:53:15,560 | Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have. | Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have. |
1015 | 00:53:15,662 | 00:53:17,187 | No matter What. | No matter What. |
1016 | 00:53:20,034 | 00:53:22,901 | [sighs] I'm sorry, Ellen, I just... | [sighs] I'm sorry, Ellen, I just... |
1017 | 00:53:24,171 | 00:53:26,265 | I feel like I could've done better. | I feel like I could've done better. |
1018 | 00:53:27,374 | 00:53:28,739 | We both could have. | We both could have. |
1019 | 00:53:34,415 | 00:53:35,746 | I love you. | I love you. |
1020 | 00:53:37,051 | 00:53:39,543 | - I love you. - [door opens] | - I love you. - [door opens] |
1021 | 00:53:39,620 | 00:53:42,055 | Wait! Wait! | Wait! Wait! |
1022 | 00:53:43,057 | 00:53:45,992 | No, no! I forgot to give you my card! | No, no! I forgot to give you my card! |
1023 | 00:53:46,060 | 00:53:48,927 | What light through yonder window breaks? | What light through yonder window breaks? |
1024 | 00:53:49,029 | 00:53:51,521 | It is the east and... | It is the east and... |
1025 | 00:53:51,598 | 00:53:55,694 | Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie. | Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie. |
1026 | 00:53:55,769 | 00:53:57,760 | [kids laughing] | [kids laughing] |
1027 | 00:54:00,941 | 00:54:03,603 | [Ms. Shackley] I tell you what. You could say the actual words, | [Ms. Shackley] I tell you what. You could say the actual words, |
1028 | 00:54:03,710 | 00:54:06,111 | or blurt out whatever you're thinking. | or blurt out whatever you're thinking. |
1029 | 00:54:06,213 | 00:54:08,204 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1030 | 00:54:17,458 | 00:54:20,223 | Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. | Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. |
1031 | 00:54:20,294 | 00:54:22,786 | How many of you understand this play? | How many of you understand this play? |
1032 | 00:54:22,896 | 00:54:25,729 | - I mean, really get it? - No. | - I mean, really get it? - No. |
1033 | 00:54:26,733 | 00:54:28,394 | Do you understand it? | Do you understand it? |
1034 | 00:54:28,469 | 00:54:30,403 | - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you? | - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you? |
1035 | 00:54:30,471 | 00:54:32,269 | [kids] Oh! | [kids] Oh! |
1036 | 00:54:32,339 | 00:54:34,603 | I don't think anyone here really gets it. | I don't think anyone here really gets it. |
1037 | 00:54:34,675 | 00:54:37,508 | Well, the material might have more meaning to you | Well, the material might have more meaning to you |
1038 | 00:54:37,611 | 00:54:39,739 | if you took the time to actually study it. | if you took the time to actually study it. |
1039 | 00:54:39,813 | 00:54:42,441 | Or if you took the time to actually explain it. | Or if you took the time to actually explain it. |
1040 | 00:54:42,516 | 00:54:46,953 | You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning. | You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning. |
1041 | 00:54:48,656 | 00:54:52,388 | - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office. | - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office. |
1042 | 00:55:02,303 | 00:55:03,998 | - [kid 1] All right, Oliver! - [kid 2] Go, Oliver! | - [kid 1] All right, Oliver! - [kid 2] Go, Oliver! |
1043 | 00:55:04,104 | 00:55:06,732 | - [kid 3] Yeah! - [cheering continues] | - [kid 3] Yeah! - [cheering continues] |
1044 | 00:55:06,807 | 00:55:08,571 | - [doorbell rings] - [Muñoz] Wait! | - [doorbell rings] - [Muñoz] Wait! |
1045 | 00:55:08,642 | 00:55:11,441 | - What's our cover? - I got this. | - What's our cover? - I got this. |
1046 | 00:55:11,512 | 00:55:13,674 | - Just follow my lead. - What? | - Just follow my lead. - What? |
1047 | 00:55:15,182 | 00:55:19,380 | Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine? | Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine? |
1048 | 00:55:19,486 | 00:55:21,454 | - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close! | - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close! |
1049 | 00:55:21,522 | 00:55:24,014 | My name is Bailarín Masculino. | My name is Bailarín Masculino. |
1050 | 00:55:24,124 | 00:55:28,220 | And this is my wife, Fauna Flora. | And this is my wife, Fauna Flora. |
1051 | 00:55:28,328 | 00:55:30,820 | She does not speak English, but she is a dancer. | She does not speak English, but she is a dancer. |
1052 | 00:55:30,898 | 00:55:33,890 | And when she dances, she speaks the language of love. | And when she dances, she speaks the language of love. |
1053 | 00:55:35,536 | 00:55:36,799 | Venga aquí. | Venga aquí. |
1054 | 00:55:38,305 | 00:55:40,672 | Oh, okay. | Oh, okay. |
1055 | 00:55:40,741 | 00:55:42,732 | So, this is their son's room. | So, this is their son's room. |
1056 | 00:55:42,843 | 00:55:47,076 | If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it. | If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it. |
1057 | 00:55:49,850 | 00:55:51,340 | Distract her. I'll do recon. | Distract her. I'll do recon. |
1058 | 00:55:52,987 | 00:55:55,285 | My wife, she love the house. | My wife, she love the house. |
1059 | 00:55:55,356 | 00:55:57,051 | I must speak with you. | I must speak with you. |
1060 | 00:56:00,194 | 00:56:01,958 | [Li] Oliver! Oliver! | [Li] Oliver! Oliver! |
1061 | 00:56:02,029 | 00:56:04,521 | That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. | That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. |
1062 | 00:56:04,631 | 00:56:06,725 | - What's gotten into you? - I don't know. | - What's gotten into you? - I don't know. |
1063 | 00:56:06,834 | 00:56:09,132 | I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once. | I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once. |
1064 | 00:56:09,203 | 00:56:11,900 | Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it. | Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it. |
1065 | 00:56:12,006 | 00:56:13,667 | - Seriously? - Are you kidding me? | - Seriously? - Are you kidding me? |
1066 | 00:56:13,740 | 00:56:16,072 | You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred. | You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred. |
1067 | 00:56:16,176 | 00:56:20,113 | And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me | And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me |
1068 | 00:56:20,214 | 00:56:21,773 | Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver. | Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver. |
1069 | 00:56:21,882 | 00:56:24,852 | Li's me. You know my name? | Li's me. You know my name? |
1070 | 00:56:24,918 | 00:56:27,114 | Of course. You played Juliet in class. | Of course. You played Juliet in class. |
1071 | 00:56:27,221 | 00:56:29,246 | It's happening. It's already happening! | It's happening. It's already happening! |
1072 | 00:56:29,356 | 00:56:31,051 | The spillage is real! | The spillage is real! |
1073 | 00:56:31,125 | 00:56:33,025 | See you later, Li. | See you later, Li. |
1074 | 00:56:33,093 | 00:56:37,030 | Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking. | Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking. |
1075 | 00:56:38,098 | 00:56:39,588 | That was really brave. | That was really brave. |
1076 | 00:56:39,700 | 00:56:41,532 | [bell rings] | [bell rings] |
1077 | 00:56:42,636 | 00:56:43,797 | Well, gotta go. | Well, gotta go. |
1078 | 00:56:45,039 | 00:56:47,269 | - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie? | - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie? |
1079 | 00:56:49,710 | 00:56:51,576 | Sophie... | Sophie... |
1080 | 00:56:51,679 | 00:56:53,704 | would you please go to the dance with me? | would you please go to the dance with me? |
1081 | 00:56:55,683 | 00:56:58,744 | [chuckles] I would love to. | [chuckles] I would love to. |
1082 | 00:56:58,852 | 00:57:00,013 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1083 | 00:57:01,255 | 00:57:02,689 | See you tonight, Romeo. | See you tonight, Romeo. |
1084 | 00:57:05,259 | 00:57:07,694 | Hey, Oliver. You got a minute? | Hey, Oliver. You got a minute? |
1085 | 00:57:10,230 | 00:57:11,459 | I guess. | I guess. |
1086 | 00:57:11,565 | 00:57:13,294 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
1087 | 00:57:13,400 | 00:57:15,767 | Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment. | Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment. |
1088 | 00:57:15,869 | 00:57:18,361 | - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man. | - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man. |
1089 | 00:57:18,438 | 00:57:19,872 | I've felt like crap since the fair. | I've felt like crap since the fair. |
1090 | 00:57:19,940 | 00:57:21,806 | And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley, | And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley, |
1091 | 00:57:21,909 | 00:57:25,072 | well, dude, you deserve to know the truth. | well, dude, you deserve to know the truth. |
1092 | 00:57:25,145 | 00:57:27,341 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
1093 | 00:57:27,448 | 00:57:30,076 | Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you? | Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you? |
1094 | 00:57:30,150 | 00:57:32,448 | Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it? | Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it? |
1095 | 00:57:35,088 | 00:57:36,647 | See you at the dance, man. | See you at the dance, man. |
1096 | 00:57:36,757 | 00:57:38,350 | Yes, you will. | Yes, you will. |
1097 | 00:57:40,928 | 00:57:44,421 | - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes. | - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes. |
1098 | 00:57:44,498 | 00:57:47,490 | Your eyes, they are so sad | Your eyes, they are so sad |
1099 | 00:57:47,601 | 00:57:50,332 | because you have not been loved | because you have not been loved |
1100 | 00:57:50,437 | 00:57:52,735 | the way an angel like you should be loved. | the way an angel like you should be loved. |
1101 | 00:57:54,909 | 00:57:56,968 | Okay... | Okay... |
1102 | 00:57:57,077 | 00:57:59,808 | Don't speak. Don't think. | Don't speak. Don't think. |
1103 | 00:58:03,117 | 00:58:04,346 | Follow. | Follow. |
1104 | 00:58:04,451 | 00:58:08,115 | [instrumental tango playing] | [instrumental tango playing] |
1105 | 00:58:21,101 | 00:58:23,968 | Does this thing turn on? | Does this thing turn on? |
1106 | 00:58:24,037 | 00:58:25,505 | Hey, Oliver. | Hey, Oliver. |
1107 | 00:58:25,572 | 00:58:29,202 | Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, | Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, |
1108 | 00:58:29,310 | 00:58:32,041 | but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. | but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. |
1109 | 00:58:32,146 | 00:58:33,671 | [tango continues playing] | [tango continues playing] |
1110 | 00:58:33,747 | 00:58:35,078 | - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go. | - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go. |
1111 | 00:58:35,182 | 00:58:36,411 | - Oh. - [Cindy] Wait. | - Oh. - [Cindy] Wait. |
1112 | 00:58:36,517 | 00:58:39,077 | - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house! | - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house! |
1113 | 00:58:39,186 | 00:58:42,053 | Wait! I forgot to give you my card! | Wait! I forgot to give you my card! |
1114 | 00:58:43,357 | 00:58:45,849 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1115 | 00:58:52,166 | 00:58:56,501 | From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf, | From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf, |
1116 | 00:58:56,570 | 00:59:00,006 | we are bound by the thirst for knowledge. | we are bound by the thirst for knowledge. |
1117 | 00:59:01,175 | 00:59:04,167 | Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book | Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book |
1118 | 00:59:04,244 | 00:59:07,407 | will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than... | will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than... |
1119 | 00:59:08,882 | 00:59:11,374 | well, faster than you can imagine it. | well, faster than you can imagine it. |
1120 | 00:59:11,485 | 00:59:12,975 | - [chuckles] - [director] Cut! | - [chuckles] - [director] Cut! |
1121 | 00:59:15,022 | 00:59:17,081 | Oh, Xiao. [speaks Chinese] | Oh, Xiao. [speaks Chinese] |
1122 | 00:59:19,193 | 00:59:21,093 | - Oh, man! - [Mills laughs] | - Oh, man! - [Mills laughs] |
1123 | 00:59:21,195 | 00:59:22,685 | This was so freaking cool. | This was so freaking cool. |
1124 | 00:59:22,763 | 00:59:26,199 | - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too. | - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too. |
1125 | 00:59:26,267 | 00:59:28,895 | Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy? | Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy? |
1126 | 00:59:28,969 | 00:59:30,368 | How did you know that? | How did you know that? |
1127 | 00:59:30,437 | 00:59:33,702 | I know stuff. Come on. | I know stuff. Come on. |
1128 | 00:59:33,841 | 00:59:36,310 | - [birds chirping] - [Oliver] You were so right, Henry. | - [birds chirping] - [Oliver] You were so right, Henry. |
1129 | 00:59:36,410 | 00:59:37,468 | I did what you said. | I did what you said. |
1130 | 00:59:37,578 | 00:59:41,537 | In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing! | In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing! |
1131 | 00:59:41,615 | 00:59:46,075 | - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up. | - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up. |
1132 | 00:59:46,153 | 00:59:49,088 | Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls... | Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls... |
1133 | 00:59:49,156 | 00:59:50,248 | Still gross. | Still gross. |
1134 | 00:59:50,324 | 00:59:52,884 | Oh! Henry, um... | Oh! Henry, um... |
1135 | 00:59:52,960 | 00:59:54,951 | when you said dogs don't have divorce, | when you said dogs don't have divorce, |
1136 | 00:59:55,062 | 00:59:57,554 | - do they have marriage? - Nothing official. | - do they have marriage? - Nothing official. |
1137 | 00:59:57,631 | 00:59:59,565 | We do more of a common law thing. | We do more of a common law thing. |
1138 | 00:59:59,633 | 01:00:03,126 | - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have. | - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have. |
1139 | 01:00:03,237 | 01:00:06,366 | But once you're family, you are always family. | But once you're family, you are always family. |
1140 | 01:00:06,440 | 01:00:08,238 | - And that never changes. - [transmitter kicks in] | - And that never changes. - [transmitter kicks in] |
1141 | 01:00:08,309 | 01:00:11,370 | Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life? | Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life? |
1142 | 01:00:11,445 | 01:00:13,937 | - [device ringing] - [Oliver] Love and family. Oh! | - [device ringing] - [Oliver] Love and family. Oh! |
1143 | 01:00:14,048 | 01:00:17,245 | And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome. | And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome. |
1144 | 01:00:19,620 | 01:00:22,612 | - Do you actually? - Oh, my God. | - Do you actually? - Oh, my God. |
1145 | 01:00:22,723 | 01:00:24,213 | - Are you messing With me? - It works. | - Are you messing With me? - It works. |
1146 | 01:00:24,291 | 01:00:25,986 | That doesn't really make sense. | That doesn't really make sense. |
1147 | 01:00:29,830 | 01:00:32,162 | So, you ready for this? | So, you ready for this? |
1148 | 01:00:32,266 | 01:00:33,995 | You gonna get the 'rents to the dance? | You gonna get the 'rents to the dance? |
1149 | 01:00:34,101 | 01:00:36,798 | Yep. Both at the same time. | Yep. Both at the same time. |
1150 | 01:00:36,870 | 01:00:39,362 | They'll be coming at exactly 9:30. | They'll be coming at exactly 9:30. |
1151 | 01:00:39,473 | 01:00:42,465 | And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play? | And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play? |
1152 | 01:00:42,543 | 01:00:44,443 | - Done. - Impressive. | - Done. - Impressive. |
1153 | 01:00:44,511 | 01:00:47,503 | Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash! | Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash! |
1154 | 01:00:49,149 | 01:00:51,015 | Thanks, Henry. I love you, too. | Thanks, Henry. I love you, too. |
1155 | 01:00:51,118 | 01:00:53,109 | Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance, | Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance, |
1156 | 01:00:53,187 | 01:00:55,713 | you go with that tasty blue number with the dots. | you go with that tasty blue number with the dots. |
1157 | 01:00:55,823 | 01:00:57,791 | - You mean this one? - Bingo. | - You mean this one? - Bingo. |
1158 | 01:00:57,858 | 01:01:00,190 | - Stylin'. - [laughs] | - Stylin'. - [laughs] |
1159 | 01:01:01,195 | 01:01:02,959 | You know, one of the things that I love about your country | You know, one of the things that I love about your country |
1160 | 01:01:03,030 | 01:01:05,522 | is you guys can use an app to pay for everything. | is you guys can use an app to pay for everything. |
1161 | 01:01:05,633 | 01:01:07,761 | - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash. | - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash. |
1162 | 01:01:07,835 | 01:01:09,599 | Can you show me how that works, please? | Can you show me how that works, please? |
1163 | 01:01:09,670 | 01:01:12,002 | Sure. It's simple. | Sure. It's simple. |
1164 | 01:01:12,106 | 01:01:13,938 | - You just need to... - [alert dings] | - You just need to... - [alert dings] |
1165 | 01:01:15,509 | 01:01:17,841 | What is this? | What is this? |
1166 | 01:01:17,945 | 01:01:19,970 | What did you do? | What did you do? |
1167 | 01:01:20,047 | 01:01:23,642 | It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out. | It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out. |
1168 | 01:01:23,717 | 01:01:25,708 | I just wanted to make it a little easier for you. | I just wanted to make it a little easier for you. |
1169 | 01:01:27,788 | 01:01:30,814 | Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say. | Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say. |
1170 | 01:01:30,891 | 01:01:34,020 | When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything. | When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything. |
1171 | 01:01:34,094 | 01:01:36,392 | I'll already know what you're thinking. | I'll already know what you're thinking. |
1172 | 01:01:38,899 | 01:01:44,167 | Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible. | Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible. |
1173 | 01:01:44,238 | 01:01:47,606 | Oliver created this technology for his family. | Oliver created this technology for his family. |
1174 | 01:01:47,708 | 01:01:49,574 | You cannot buy that. | You cannot buy that. |
1175 | 01:01:53,113 | 01:01:54,603 | [bugle charge ringtone playing] | [bugle charge ringtone playing] |
1176 | 01:01:56,550 | 01:01:58,450 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
1177 | 01:01:58,552 | 01:02:00,543 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1178 | 01:02:06,827 | 01:02:09,728 | - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real. | - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real. |
1179 | 01:02:09,830 | 01:02:12,390 | I don't know how, but he did it. | I don't know how, but he did it. |
1180 | 01:02:12,499 | 01:02:15,594 | Do you know what it'd mean if... | Do you know what it'd mean if... |
1181 | 01:02:15,702 | 01:02:18,569 | when I get my hands on this technology? | when I get my hands on this technology? |
1182 | 01:02:18,672 | 01:02:20,902 | You'll get another island? A bigger yacht? | You'll get another island? A bigger yacht? |
1183 | 01:02:21,008 | 01:02:24,205 | Oh, simple, simple, Bridget. | Oh, simple, simple, Bridget. |
1184 | 01:02:24,278 | 01:02:26,610 | For once, just try to think like a genius. | For once, just try to think like a genius. |
1185 | 01:02:27,948 | 01:02:29,006 | With this technology, | With this technology, |
1186 | 01:02:29,083 | 01:02:33,077 | I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking. | I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking. |
1187 | 01:02:33,187 | 01:02:35,588 | Every brilliant idea will be mine. | Every brilliant idea will be mine. |
1188 | 01:02:37,925 | 01:02:40,087 | I'll have a monopoly on knowledge. | I'll have a monopoly on knowledge. |
1189 | 01:02:40,160 | 01:02:42,925 | Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it. | Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it. |
1190 | 01:02:42,997 | 01:02:48,094 | Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit. | Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit. |
1191 | 01:02:48,168 | 01:02:50,398 | Oh, and good job, simple Bridget. | Oh, and good job, simple Bridget. |
1192 | 01:02:51,605 | 01:02:53,972 | Expect something special for your bonus this year. | Expect something special for your bonus this year. |
1193 | 01:03:02,783 | 01:03:05,445 | How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm? | How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm? |
1194 | 01:03:05,552 | 01:03:07,543 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1195 | 01:03:07,621 | 01:03:08,713 | [cell phone rings] | [cell phone rings] |
1196 | 01:03:08,789 | 01:03:11,121 | - Yes? - [Rockford] Great recon, Muñoz. | - Yes? - [Rockford] Great recon, Muñoz. |
1197 | 01:03:11,225 | 01:03:12,920 | That laptop's proved invaluable. | That laptop's proved invaluable. |
1198 | 01:03:12,993 | 01:03:14,154 | Thank you, sir. | Thank you, sir. |
1199 | 01:03:14,261 | 01:03:15,422 | Intel have informed us | Intel have informed us |
1200 | 01:03:15,496 | 01:03:18,158 | that Mills has transferred $100,000 | that Mills has transferred $100,000 |
1201 | 01:03:18,265 | 01:03:21,633 | into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing. | into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing. |
1202 | 01:03:23,437 | 01:03:24,905 | The FBI have been notified. | The FBI have been notified. |
1203 | 01:03:24,972 | 01:03:26,804 | Good work, Muñoz. | Good work, Muñoz. |
1204 | 01:03:26,907 | 01:03:28,898 | Does this mean we have corroboration? | Does this mean we have corroboration? |
1205 | 01:03:28,976 | 01:03:30,842 | We have corroboration. | We have corroboration. |
1206 | 01:03:30,944 | 01:03:33,242 | This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon! | This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon! |
1207 | 01:03:33,314 | 01:03:34,975 | - That's so you. - [laughs] | - That's so you. - [laughs] |
1208 | 01:03:38,152 | 01:03:39,620 | [Henry] Make way for the total package! | [Henry] Make way for the total package! |
1209 | 01:03:39,686 | 01:03:41,950 | Brains, personality, and good looks! | Brains, personality, and good looks! |
1210 | 01:03:42,022 | 01:03:43,387 | Oh, and Ollie, too. | Oh, and Ollie, too. |
1211 | 01:03:43,490 | 01:03:45,982 | - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you! | - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you! |
1212 | 01:03:46,059 | 01:03:47,823 | - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks. | - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks. |
1213 | 01:03:47,895 | 01:03:50,227 | - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous? | - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous? |
1214 | 01:03:50,330 | 01:03:52,298 | - No, just kinda... - Irresistible? | - No, just kinda... - Irresistible? |
1215 | 01:03:52,366 | 01:03:53,891 | Well, that is what I'm going for. | Well, that is what I'm going for. |
1216 | 01:03:54,001 | 01:03:56,026 | - [Ellen chuckles] - [sighs] Oh! | - [Ellen chuckles] - [sighs] Oh! |
1217 | 01:03:56,136 | 01:03:58,468 | You know how you always say that we can learn so much | You know how you always say that we can learn so much |
1218 | 01:03:58,539 | 01:04:00,507 | from observing someone else's behavior? | from observing someone else's behavior? |
1219 | 01:04:00,574 | 01:04:02,133 | - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. | - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. |
1220 | 01:04:02,209 | 01:04:04,803 | I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry. | I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry. |
1221 | 01:04:06,413 | 01:04:08,347 | Maybe not right now. | Maybe not right now. |
1222 | 01:04:08,448 | 01:04:10,314 | Oh, a little privacy, please. | Oh, a little privacy, please. |
1223 | 01:04:10,384 | 01:04:13,979 | But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time? | But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time? |
1224 | 01:04:14,054 | 01:04:15,044 | Dogs always seem happy. | Dogs always seem happy. |
1225 | 01:04:15,155 | 01:04:16,145 | - Because they are! - [Henry] Because they are! | - Because they are! - [Henry] Because they are! |
1226 | 01:04:16,223 | 01:04:17,452 | - Jinx. - Jinx. | - Jinx. - Jinx. |
1227 | 01:04:17,524 | 01:04:18,821 | What? Jinx? | What? Jinx? |
1228 | 01:04:18,893 | 01:04:21,191 | Henry and I were just talking. | Henry and I were just talking. |
1229 | 01:04:21,295 | 01:04:22,626 | - Zip it. - And he talked back? | - Zip it. - And he talked back? |
1230 | 01:04:22,696 | 01:04:24,494 | Nix-nay on the alking-tay. | Nix-nay on the alking-tay. |
1231 | 01:04:24,565 | 01:04:26,863 | Remember? Criminally insane? | Remember? Criminally insane? |
1232 | 01:04:26,967 | 01:04:29,698 | Never mind. The point is, they're happy | Never mind. The point is, they're happy |
1233 | 01:04:29,803 | 01:04:31,828 | because they appreciate the simple things in life. | because they appreciate the simple things in life. |
1234 | 01:04:31,906 | 01:04:35,536 | The important things, like love and family. | The important things, like love and family. |
1235 | 01:04:36,677 | 01:04:38,611 | They don't complicate life the way people do. | They don't complicate life the way people do. |
1236 | 01:04:38,712 | 01:04:40,441 | I am impressive. | I am impressive. |
1237 | 01:04:40,547 | 01:04:42,174 | I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie, | I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie, |
1238 | 01:04:42,249 | 01:04:44,741 | but when you get older, life just isn't that simple. | but when you get older, life just isn't that simple. |
1239 | 01:04:44,852 | 01:04:46,786 | - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother. | - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother. |
1240 | 01:04:46,887 | 01:04:50,346 | See, people are always so busy searching for a better life, | See, people are always so busy searching for a better life, |
1241 | 01:04:50,424 | 01:04:53,792 | they forget about the great one they already have. | they forget about the great one they already have. |
1242 | 01:04:53,894 | 01:04:56,727 | Oh! Look what I found under my bed. | Oh! Look what I found under my bed. |
1243 | 01:04:59,066 | 01:05:01,763 | We had some great trips in that thing. | We had some great trips in that thing. |
1244 | 01:05:03,203 | 01:05:04,796 | Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance. | Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance. |
1245 | 01:05:04,905 | 01:05:06,134 | You're a closer. | You're a closer. |
1246 | 01:05:06,240 | 01:05:07,730 | Wait, baby, do you want a ride? | Wait, baby, do you want a ride? |
1247 | 01:05:07,808 | 01:05:10,539 | Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk. | Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk. |
1248 | 01:05:10,611 | 01:05:15,105 | Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my... | Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my... |
1249 | 01:05:15,215 | 01:05:17,707 | - date. - Boom! Nailed it! | - date. - Boom! Nailed it! |
1250 | 01:05:17,785 | 01:05:19,253 | - What? - When did that happen? | - What? - When did that happen? |
1251 | 01:05:19,353 | 01:05:21,185 | - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl? | - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl? |
1252 | 01:05:21,255 | 01:05:23,417 | Her name's Sophie. And get this... | Her name's Sophie. And get this... |
1253 | 01:05:23,524 | 01:05:25,390 | she likes me for me. | she likes me for me. |
1254 | 01:05:25,459 | 01:05:27,188 | Well, yeah. I mean... | Well, yeah. I mean... |
1255 | 01:05:27,261 | 01:05:29,628 | I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality. | I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality. |
1256 | 01:05:29,730 | 01:05:32,290 | You know what else they like? Confident dancers. | You know what else they like? Confident dancers. |
1257 | 01:05:32,399 | 01:05:34,800 | Dad, no, please, please stop. | Dad, no, please, please stop. |
1258 | 01:05:34,902 | 01:05:37,462 | That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog. | That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog. |
1259 | 01:05:37,571 | 01:05:39,403 | - I will never unsee that. - [Ellen] Oh, God. | - I will never unsee that. - [Ellen] Oh, God. |
1260 | 01:05:39,473 | 01:05:40,998 | - I'm just telling you. - I get it. | - I'm just telling you. - I get it. |
1261 | 01:05:41,108 | 01:05:42,598 | - I should really go. - All right, hotshot. | - I should really go. - All right, hotshot. |
1262 | 01:05:42,676 | 01:05:44,440 | - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me. | - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me. |
1263 | 01:05:44,512 | 01:05:47,777 | - You know, whatever you want. - Just... [whispers] call me. | - You know, whatever you want. - Just... [whispers] call me. |
1264 | 01:05:47,848 | 01:05:50,340 | - Okay. - My work here is finished. | - Okay. - My work here is finished. |
1265 | 01:05:50,451 | 01:05:51,646 | - I love you guys. - I love you, too. | - I love you guys. - I love you, too. |
1266 | 01:05:51,752 | 01:05:52,913 | - I love you. - Henry, come on. | - I love you. - Henry, come on. |
1267 | 01:05:52,987 | 01:05:56,321 | Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad. | Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad. |
1268 | 01:05:57,324 | 01:05:58,485 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
1269 | 01:06:02,529 | 01:06:05,965 | - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll. | - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll. |
1270 | 01:06:06,033 | 01:06:09,833 | That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff. | That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff. |
1271 | 01:06:09,937 | 01:06:11,371 | Where did all that wisdom come from? | Where did all that wisdom come from? |
1272 | 01:06:11,472 | 01:06:14,100 | You, Henry! You! | You, Henry! You! |
1273 | 01:06:14,174 | 01:06:16,233 | Right, I know. Just checkin'. | Right, I know. Just checkin'. |
1274 | 01:06:16,310 | 01:06:18,176 | It's funny how your life can change in just two days. | It's funny how your life can change in just two days. |
1275 | 01:06:19,179 | 01:06:20,169 | [brakes screeching] | [brakes screeching] |
1276 | 01:06:20,280 | 01:06:21,304 | - [Oliver screams] - [barks] | - [Oliver screams] - [barks] |
1277 | 01:06:21,415 | 01:06:22,905 | - Hey, who are you? - [Oliver] No! | - Hey, who are you? - [Oliver] No! |
1278 | 01:06:22,983 | 01:06:26,317 | - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey! | - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey! |
1279 | 01:06:26,420 | 01:06:29,151 | Let me go! What's happening? | Let me go! What's happening? |
1280 | 01:06:29,256 | 01:06:32,089 | Let us out! Let us out right now! | Let us out! Let us out right now! |
1281 | 01:06:32,159 | 01:06:34,025 | Right now! | Right now! |
1282 | 01:06:35,596 | 01:06:37,587 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1283 | 01:06:48,008 | 01:06:49,373 | You're lucky I didn't bite you. | You're lucky I didn't bite you. |
1284 | 01:06:50,577 | 01:06:52,545 | - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver. | - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver. |
1285 | 01:06:52,646 | 01:06:53,704 | [Henry] Oh, looky here. | [Henry] Oh, looky here. |
1286 | 01:06:53,814 | 01:06:55,873 | Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar. | Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar. |
1287 | 01:06:55,983 | 01:06:58,816 | An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all! | An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all! |
1288 | 01:06:58,886 | 01:07:01,048 | - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping. | - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping. |
1289 | 01:07:01,155 | 01:07:03,522 | I wanted to talk to you about your technology. | I wanted to talk to you about your technology. |
1290 | 01:07:03,590 | 01:07:04,648 | Are you hungry? | Are you hungry? |
1291 | 01:07:04,725 | 01:07:06,352 | Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks. | Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks. |
1292 | 01:07:06,427 | 01:07:08,486 | No, actually, I have to get to... | No, actually, I have to get to... |
1293 | 01:07:08,562 | 01:07:10,724 | School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem. | School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem. |
1294 | 01:07:10,831 | 01:07:12,492 | How did you know that? | How did you know that? |
1295 | 01:07:16,670 | 01:07:18,229 | [intense] I know stuff. | [intense] I know stuff. |
1296 | 01:07:20,474 | 01:07:21,703 | Why are you...? | Why are you...? |
1297 | 01:07:21,809 | 01:07:24,972 | Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun. | Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun. |
1298 | 01:07:25,045 | 01:07:26,706 | - Really? - I may be wrong. | - Really? - I may be wrong. |
1299 | 01:07:26,814 | 01:07:28,077 | It could be Men's Wearhouse. | It could be Men's Wearhouse. |
1300 | 01:07:28,182 | 01:07:30,207 | I think I can make a break for the door and go get help. | I think I can make a break for the door and go get help. |
1301 | 01:07:30,317 | 01:07:32,046 | Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off, | Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off, |
1302 | 01:07:32,153 | 01:07:34,019 | so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign. | so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign. |
1303 | 01:07:34,087 | 01:07:35,987 | Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle... | Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle... |
1304 | 01:07:36,056 | 01:07:37,581 | - Now! - That works. Bye! | - Now! - That works. Bye! |
1305 | 01:07:37,691 | 01:07:40,388 | - Get the dog! - Henry! | - Get the dog! - Henry! |
1306 | 01:07:40,494 | 01:07:42,053 | Henry, go! Run! | Henry, go! Run! |
1307 | 01:07:42,162 | 01:07:43,391 | [grunting] Don't kill him! | [grunting] Don't kill him! |
1308 | 01:07:43,497 | 01:07:45,465 | - I need him! - Henry! | - I need him! - Henry! |
1309 | 01:07:45,566 | 01:07:48,297 | - Move! - Henry, run! | - Move! - Henry, run! |
1310 | 01:07:48,402 | 01:07:49,870 | Move! | Move! |
1311 | 01:07:52,973 | 01:07:54,907 | You sure you're not hungry? | You sure you're not hungry? |
1312 | 01:08:02,483 | 01:08:03,473 | [remote beeps] | [remote beeps] |
1313 | 01:08:08,789 | 01:08:10,780 | ["Break the Rules" by Butterfly Boucher playing throughout] | ["Break the Rules" by Butterfly Boucher playing throughout] |
1314 | 01:08:12,493 | 01:08:16,259 | [groans] Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home! | [groans] Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home! |
1315 | 01:08:16,363 | 01:08:19,355 | Woo! I really need to up my cardio. | Woo! I really need to up my cardio. |
1316 | 01:08:19,433 | 01:08:22,232 | Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation | Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation |
1317 | 01:08:22,303 | 01:08:24,032 | and I can't do it alone. | and I can't do it alone. |
1318 | 01:08:24,104 | 01:08:26,596 | I need help. I need a dog, or two. | I need help. I need a dog, or two. |
1319 | 01:08:26,707 | 01:08:29,642 | I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs! | I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs! |
1320 | 01:08:29,743 | 01:08:34,408 | Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds | Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds |
1321 | 01:08:34,481 | 01:08:35,915 | and come to the window. | and come to the window. |
1322 | 01:08:35,983 | 01:08:39,544 | My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him. | My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him. |
1323 | 01:08:39,620 | 01:08:41,110 | [barking] | [barking] |
1324 | 01:08:41,221 | 01:08:42,746 | How should I know? | How should I know? |
1325 | 01:08:42,823 | 01:08:45,793 | It's your house. Try the back door! | It's your house. Try the back door! |
1326 | 01:08:45,893 | 01:08:47,861 | [barking] | [barking] |
1327 | 01:08:49,329 | 01:08:51,024 | Henry, he's your best friend. | Henry, he's your best friend. |
1328 | 01:08:51,131 | 01:08:53,498 | You have to be willing to do anything to save him. | You have to be willing to do anything to save him. |
1329 | 01:08:53,600 | 01:08:55,329 | Anything. Even this. | Anything. Even this. |
1330 | 01:08:55,436 | 01:08:57,598 | Ted! Can I talk to you for a second? | Ted! Can I talk to you for a second? |
1331 | 01:08:57,671 | 01:08:59,435 | It's important! | It's important! |
1332 | 01:09:01,208 | 01:09:04,007 | Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help. | Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help. |
1333 | 01:09:04,111 | 01:09:06,341 | Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party. | Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party. |
1334 | 01:09:06,447 | 01:09:08,211 | - [barking] - I don't care! | - [barking] - I don't care! |
1335 | 01:09:08,315 | 01:09:09,680 | Shut up! I need your help! | Shut up! I need your help! |
1336 | 01:09:09,783 | 01:09:13,185 | Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please. | Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please. |
1337 | 01:09:16,056 | 01:09:17,956 | [barking] Skittles! | [barking] Skittles! |
1338 | 01:09:18,025 | 01:09:21,086 | Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time. | Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time. |
1339 | 01:09:21,161 | 01:09:23,425 | I need your help now! | I need your help now! |
1340 | 01:09:23,497 | 01:09:26,296 | Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself. | Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself. |
1341 | 01:09:26,367 | 01:09:28,358 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1342 | 01:09:40,347 | 01:09:41,837 | [intense] Sit. | [intense] Sit. |
1343 | 01:09:42,850 | 01:09:44,841 | ["Break The Rules" continues] | ["Break The Rules" continues] |
1344 | 01:09:58,833 | 01:10:03,270 | [Henry] Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain | [Henry] Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain |
1345 | 01:10:03,370 | 01:10:06,431 | that is like lightning through your spine | that is like lightning through your spine |
1346 | 01:10:06,540 | 01:10:09,009 | and it's cooking your hind quarters? | and it's cooking your hind quarters? |
1347 | 01:10:10,244 | 01:10:11,734 | Yeah, me neither. [laughs] | Yeah, me neither. [laughs] |
1348 | 01:10:11,846 | 01:10:13,177 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1349 | 01:10:13,247 | 01:10:15,238 | - [beeping] - [Xiao] Hello? | - [beeping] - [Xiao] Hello? |
1350 | 01:10:15,349 | 01:10:17,044 | Hello? Can you hear me? | Hello? Can you hear me? |
1351 | 01:10:17,117 | 01:10:21,054 | Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao. | Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao. |
1352 | 01:10:21,155 | 01:10:24,750 | Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry. | Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry. |
1353 | 01:10:24,859 | 01:10:29,387 | I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble. | I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble. |
1354 | 01:10:29,496 | 01:10:32,431 | Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology. | Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology. |
1355 | 01:10:32,533 | 01:10:34,160 | I fear for Oliver's safety. | I fear for Oliver's safety. |
1356 | 01:10:34,235 | 01:10:38,263 | I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology... | I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology... |
1357 | 01:10:38,372 | 01:10:39,999 | a GPS dog collar. | a GPS dog collar. |
1358 | 01:10:40,074 | 01:10:43,271 | If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills. | If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills. |
1359 | 01:10:47,481 | 01:10:50,507 | You think you know me? Huh? | You think you know me? Huh? |
1360 | 01:10:51,618 | 01:10:53,552 | You have no idea. | You have no idea. |
1361 | 01:10:54,555 | 01:10:56,148 | Look at me. | Look at me. |
1362 | 01:10:56,257 | 01:10:59,989 | I would do anything to acquire this technology. | I would do anything to acquire this technology. |
1363 | 01:11:01,095 | 01:11:03,120 | Anything. | Anything. |
1364 | 01:11:05,900 | 01:11:06,890 | So now... | So now... |
1365 | 01:11:08,102 | 01:11:09,501 | Ttell me how you did it. | Ttell me how you did it. |
1366 | 01:11:11,271 | 01:11:13,467 | [Henry] Never running again. This is it. | [Henry] Never running again. This is it. |
1367 | 01:11:13,574 | 01:11:15,269 | After today, I walk everywhere. | After today, I walk everywhere. |
1368 | 01:11:16,343 | 01:11:18,175 | Come on, there's a rear entrance this way. | Come on, there's a rear entrance this way. |
1369 | 01:11:19,914 | 01:11:21,279 | [yelling] Get up! | [yelling] Get up! |
1370 | 01:11:27,321 | 01:11:29,722 | - [yells] - [chair clatters] | - [yells] - [chair clatters] |
1371 | 01:11:29,790 | 01:11:31,884 | [distant barking] | [distant barking] |
1372 | 01:11:31,959 | 01:11:33,825 | Henry! | Henry! |
1373 | 01:11:33,927 | 01:11:37,955 | You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you? | You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you? |
1374 | 01:11:38,999 | 01:11:40,296 | Huh? | Huh? |
1375 | 01:11:40,401 | 01:11:41,994 | - [clanging] - [dogs barking] | - [clanging] - [dogs barking] |
1376 | 01:11:42,102 | 01:11:45,402 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1377 | 01:11:47,942 | 01:11:49,171 | - [screaming] - [barking] | - [screaming] - [barking] |
1378 | 01:11:54,949 | 01:11:56,678 | [Henry] Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right! | [Henry] Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right! |
1379 | 01:11:56,784 | 01:11:58,946 | That's enough! That's enough! | That's enough! That's enough! |
1380 | 01:11:59,019 | 01:12:00,384 | Dude's trapped. | Dude's trapped. |
1381 | 01:12:00,487 | 01:12:01,818 | He can't escape, and he knows it. | He can't escape, and he knows it. |
1382 | 01:12:01,889 | 01:12:03,721 | Great work, everybody. | Great work, everybody. |
1383 | 01:12:03,824 | 01:12:06,987 | Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie. | Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie. |
1384 | 01:12:07,061 | 01:12:09,689 | Ollie, go to the dance. | Ollie, go to the dance. |
1385 | 01:12:09,797 | 01:12:11,196 | Ted and I will handle this fool. | Ted and I will handle this fool. |
1386 | 01:12:11,298 | 01:12:13,494 | - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No. | - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No. |
1387 | 01:12:13,567 | 01:12:16,366 | Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves. | Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves. |
1388 | 01:12:16,470 | 01:12:20,065 | But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him. | But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him. |
1389 | 01:12:20,174 | 01:12:22,142 | - You cool With that? - Actually, yes. | - You cool With that? - Actually, yes. |
1390 | 01:12:22,209 | 01:12:24,303 | Cool. Stick to the plan. | Cool. Stick to the plan. |
1391 | 01:12:24,378 | 01:12:26,278 | Sophie, parents, song. | Sophie, parents, song. |
1392 | 01:12:26,347 | 01:12:28,543 | - You got this. - Okay. | - You got this. - Okay. |
1393 | 01:12:28,649 | 01:12:29,810 | - Thanks, Henry. - Go. | - Thanks, Henry. - Go. |
1394 | 01:12:29,883 | 01:12:32,215 | I'll be there in 20 minutes! | I'll be there in 20 minutes! |
1395 | 01:12:33,220 | 01:12:36,281 | For only two legs, that kid is fast! | For only two legs, that kid is fast! |
1396 | 01:12:36,357 | 01:12:38,348 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1397 | 01:12:42,997 | 01:12:45,159 | [Ted growling] | [Ted growling] |
1398 | 01:12:47,801 | 01:12:49,792 | [barking] | [barking] |
1399 | 01:12:51,972 | 01:12:53,531 | [Mills whining] | [Mills whining] |
1400 | 01:12:54,542 | 01:12:56,533 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1401 | 01:13:01,382 | 01:13:03,851 | [Henry barking, snarling] | [Henry barking, snarling] |
1402 | 01:13:07,354 | 01:13:09,254 | - [deep bark] - [whines] | - [deep bark] - [whines] |
1403 | 01:13:11,258 | 01:13:13,249 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1404 | 01:13:24,872 | 01:13:27,204 | [growling] | [growling] |
1405 | 01:13:27,274 | 01:13:28,264 | What are you looking at? | What are you looking at? |
1406 | 01:13:28,375 | 01:13:31,276 | [growling intensifies] | [growling intensifies] |
1407 | 01:13:31,378 | 01:13:33,176 | Look away! | Look away! |
1408 | 01:13:33,247 | 01:13:36,012 | Where are you, you disgusting animal? | Where are you, you disgusting animal? |
1409 | 01:13:37,251 | 01:13:39,743 | Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare! | Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare! |
1410 | 01:13:39,854 | 01:13:43,119 | [Henry farting] | [Henry farting] |
1411 | 01:13:43,224 | 01:13:45,556 | Take a whiff of that, fart face! | Take a whiff of that, fart face! |
1412 | 01:13:45,693 | 01:13:47,627 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1413 | 01:13:59,973 | 01:14:01,805 | Ollie! | Ollie! |
1414 | 01:14:01,909 | 01:14:03,240 | Sophie! | Sophie! |
1415 | 01:14:03,310 | 01:14:07,110 | - You came! Are you okay? - I think so. | - You came! Are you okay? - I think so. |
1416 | 01:14:07,181 | 01:14:10,014 | I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me, | I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me, |
1417 | 01:14:10,117 | 01:14:12,984 | and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in | and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in |
1418 | 01:14:13,087 | 01:14:15,283 | and they rescued me. | and they rescued me. |
1419 | 01:14:19,293 | 01:14:21,853 | [Sophie and Li laugh] | [Sophie and Li laugh] |
1420 | 01:14:21,962 | 01:14:23,623 | Oliver, you are so funny. I love it. | Oliver, you are so funny. I love it. |
1421 | 01:14:23,697 | 01:14:25,028 | I'm not joking. | I'm not joking. |
1422 | 01:14:25,132 | 01:14:27,999 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1423 | 01:14:28,102 | 01:14:30,161 | [Rockford] Callen, Muñoz. | [Rockford] Callen, Muñoz. |
1424 | 01:14:30,271 | 01:14:32,763 | We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker. | We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker. |
1425 | 01:14:32,840 | 01:14:34,831 | We're trusting him as an ally. | We're trusting him as an ally. |
1426 | 01:14:34,942 | 01:14:36,671 | Sending you the coordinates of Mills. | Sending you the coordinates of Mills. |
1427 | 01:14:36,777 | 01:14:39,974 | He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog. | He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog. |
1428 | 01:14:40,081 | 01:14:42,106 | Bring in him and the boy immediately. | Bring in him and the boy immediately. |
1429 | 01:14:44,451 | 01:14:47,421 | [Henry] Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie | [Henry] Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie |
1430 | 01:14:47,488 | 01:14:50,514 | and then... [grunts] go on the lookout for the parents. | and then... [grunts] go on the lookout for the parents. |
1431 | 01:14:50,624 | 01:14:53,116 | [dance music playing] | [dance music playing] |
1432 | 01:14:55,629 | 01:14:56,824 | I don't get it. You told this joke already. | I don't get it. You told this joke already. |
1433 | 01:14:56,931 | 01:14:59,423 | It's not a joke. Mr. Mills... | It's not a joke. Mr. Mills... |
1434 | 01:14:59,500 | 01:15:02,060 | - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie. | - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie. |
1435 | 01:15:02,169 | 01:15:03,398 | You should've seen Ted. He was awesome. | You should've seen Ted. He was awesome. |
1436 | 01:15:03,504 | 01:15:05,734 | - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills, | - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills, |
1437 | 01:15:05,840 | 01:15:07,035 | - and then... - You lost your collar! | - and then... - You lost your collar! |
1438 | 01:15:07,141 | 01:15:09,974 | Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later. | Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later. |
1439 | 01:15:10,044 | 01:15:11,637 | We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad. | We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad. |
1440 | 01:15:11,712 | 01:15:14,204 | Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance. | Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance. |
1441 | 01:15:14,315 | 01:15:16,409 | Okay. | Okay. |
1442 | 01:15:16,517 | 01:15:19,009 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1443 | 01:15:35,569 | 01:15:37,333 | Hey, Ollie. | Hey, Ollie. |
1444 | 01:15:37,404 | 01:15:39,896 | Oh, you must be Sophie. | Oh, you must be Sophie. |
1445 | 01:15:40,007 | 01:15:42,476 | I have heard so much about you. | I have heard so much about you. |
1446 | 01:15:42,543 | 01:15:43,840 | Mom! | Mom! |
1447 | 01:15:43,911 | 01:15:45,743 | It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents. | It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents. |
1448 | 01:15:45,846 | 01:15:48,543 | Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad. | Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad. |
1449 | 01:15:48,649 | 01:15:51,584 | Ollie, this dance is amazing! | Ollie, this dance is amazing! |
1450 | 01:15:51,685 | 01:15:53,175 | Are you sure you wanna go home? | Are you sure you wanna go home? |
1451 | 01:15:53,254 | 01:15:56,155 | Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance, | Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance, |
1452 | 01:15:56,223 | 01:15:57,554 | his hero moment, | his hero moment, |
1453 | 01:15:57,658 | 01:16:00,525 | his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle, | his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle, |
1454 | 01:16:00,594 | 01:16:03,188 | ready to beat up the bad guys! | ready to beat up the bad guys! |
1455 | 01:16:06,967 | 01:16:08,696 | Or not. | Or not. |
1456 | 01:16:08,769 | 01:16:11,864 | Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire. | Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire. |
1457 | 01:16:14,208 | 01:16:15,369 | Come with me. | Come with me. |
1458 | 01:16:15,442 | 01:16:17,433 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1459 | 01:16:28,489 | 01:16:30,184 | Now! | Now! |
1460 | 01:16:32,026 | 01:16:34,518 | ["Pretty Beautiful" by Ben Caver begins] | ["Pretty Beautiful" by Ben Caver begins] |
1461 | 01:16:52,580 | 01:16:55,743 | It's out of our paws now, my friend. | It's out of our paws now, my friend. |
1462 | 01:16:58,986 | 01:17:00,977 | ["Pretty Beautiful" continues] | ["Pretty Beautiful" continues] |
1463 | 01:17:16,036 | 01:17:17,265 | Will you dance with me? | Will you dance with me? |
1464 | 01:17:36,390 | 01:17:37,482 | Is that the look? | Is that the look? |
1465 | 01:17:40,027 | 01:17:42,962 | [barks] Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie. | [barks] Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie. |
1466 | 01:17:57,178 | 01:17:59,169 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1467 | 01:18:20,334 | 01:18:22,701 | Hey. Remember this? | Hey. Remember this? |
1468 | 01:18:23,871 | 01:18:25,305 | They played this song at our wedding. | They played this song at our wedding. |
1469 | 01:18:26,707 | 01:18:30,234 | Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife? | Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife? |
1470 | 01:18:30,344 | 01:18:32,836 | Nah, I don't remember. | Nah, I don't remember. |
1471 | 01:18:32,913 | 01:18:36,747 | - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here. | - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here. |
1472 | 01:18:40,721 | 01:18:44,817 | Hey. Is everything okay? | Hey. Is everything okay? |
1473 | 01:18:44,892 | 01:18:46,553 | Everything's great. | Everything's great. |
1474 | 01:18:46,660 | 01:18:47,718 | Belle, listen. | Belle, listen. |
1475 | 01:18:47,828 | 01:18:50,422 | I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day. | I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day. |
1476 | 01:18:50,531 | 01:18:52,226 | I sounded like a real dog. | I sounded like a real dog. |
1477 | 01:18:52,333 | 01:18:54,597 | I mean, not a real... You know what I mean. | I mean, not a real... You know what I mean. |
1478 | 01:18:54,702 | 01:18:57,330 | - Do you wanna dance? - Sure. | - Do you wanna dance? - Sure. |
1479 | 01:19:01,876 | 01:19:04,106 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1480 | 01:19:04,211 | 01:19:06,202 | [dance music playing] | [dance music playing] |
1481 | 01:19:12,386 | 01:19:13,444 | [Henry] Remember, Belle. | [Henry] Remember, Belle. |
1482 | 01:19:13,554 | 01:19:17,582 | If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals. | If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals. |
1483 | 01:19:17,658 | 01:19:20,992 | Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them. | Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them. |
1484 | 01:19:21,095 | 01:19:22,654 | Which is basically any kid. | Which is basically any kid. |
1485 | 01:19:27,468 | 01:19:29,459 | [ballad playing] | [ballad playing] |
1486 | 01:19:41,415 | 01:19:45,249 | So, thought reader, what am I thinking now? | So, thought reader, what am I thinking now? |
1487 | 01:19:57,865 | 01:19:59,697 | You're getting warmer. | You're getting warmer. |
1488 | 01:20:18,686 | 01:20:20,154 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
1489 | 01:20:36,837 | 01:20:38,327 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1490 | 01:20:38,439 | 01:20:39,804 | - Belle, get Ollie! - [barking] | - Belle, get Ollie! - [barking] |
1491 | 01:20:39,874 | 01:20:41,672 | - Henry! Henry! - [barking] | - Henry! Henry! - [barking] |
1492 | 01:20:43,143 | 01:20:44,941 | Henry! | Henry! |
1493 | 01:20:45,012 | 01:20:47,777 | - [groans] - I got this fool. | - [groans] - I got this fool. |
1494 | 01:20:47,848 | 01:20:49,873 | [groaning continues] | [groaning continues] |
1495 | 01:20:49,983 | 01:20:52,179 | - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did! | - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did! |
1496 | 01:20:52,286 | 01:20:55,278 | [laughs] I totally nailed that dude! | [laughs] I totally nailed that dude! |
1497 | 01:20:55,356 | 01:20:57,688 | - We cool? - Super cool. | - We cool? - Super cool. |
1498 | 01:20:57,792 | 01:20:59,726 | You've got nothing on me! Nothing! | You've got nothing on me! Nothing! |
1499 | 01:20:59,827 | 01:21:02,228 | [Henry] Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time. | [Henry] Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time. |
1500 | 01:21:02,329 | 01:21:06,288 | [stammering] Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery. | [stammering] Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery. |
1501 | 01:21:06,367 | 01:21:08,165 | I work for Mr. Mills. | I work for Mr. Mills. |
1502 | 01:21:08,235 | 01:21:10,169 | I can vouch for this man. | I can vouch for this man. |
1503 | 01:21:10,237 | 01:21:12,365 | And I can assure you, | And I can assure you, |
1504 | 01:21:12,473 | 01:21:15,568 | you will have plenty on him. | you will have plenty on him. |
1505 | 01:21:15,676 | 01:21:17,872 | [yells] | [yells] |
1506 | 01:21:18,879 | 01:21:22,281 | Oh, simple, simple Mills. | Oh, simple, simple Mills. |
1507 | 01:21:22,383 | 01:21:25,353 | If only you could think like a genius. | If only you could think like a genius. |
1508 | 01:21:32,059 | 01:21:33,925 | - Bye-bye. - What's going on here? | - Bye-bye. - What's going on here? |
1509 | 01:21:34,028 | 01:21:35,257 | - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...? | - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...? |
1510 | 01:21:35,362 | 01:21:39,026 | I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion, | I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion, |
1511 | 01:21:39,099 | 01:21:42,091 | and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite. | and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite. |
1512 | 01:21:42,203 | 01:21:43,193 | Uh, what? What is that? | Uh, what? What is that? |
1513 | 01:21:43,270 | 01:21:44,897 | - What does that mean? - You need to come with us. | - What does that mean? - You need to come with us. |
1514 | 01:21:48,075 | 01:21:49,736 | - Okay. - [Li] Ollie! | - Okay. - [Li] Ollie! |
1515 | 01:21:49,810 | 01:21:52,643 | Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house? | Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house? |
1516 | 01:21:52,813 | 01:21:56,147 | [Henry] So, Ollie never went to any big house. | [Henry] So, Ollie never went to any big house. |
1517 | 01:21:56,250 | 01:21:57,649 | He went to his own house. | He went to his own house. |
1518 | 01:21:57,751 | 01:21:59,276 | A comfortably-sized house, | A comfortably-sized house, |
1519 | 01:21:59,386 | 01:22:01,377 | where he was sentenced for home detention, | where he was sentenced for home detention, |
1520 | 01:22:01,455 | 01:22:03,082 | which is like school detention, | which is like school detention, |
1521 | 01:22:03,157 | 01:22:06,252 | except you stay in your own home as your punishment. | except you stay in your own home as your punishment. |
1522 | 01:22:06,327 | 01:22:07,795 | How cool is that? | How cool is that? |
1523 | 01:22:07,895 | 01:22:10,057 | It's where you serve your time for your crime. | It's where you serve your time for your crime. |
1524 | 01:22:11,165 | 01:22:13,293 | It's also where you serve pancakes. | It's also where you serve pancakes. |
1525 | 01:22:13,400 | 01:22:15,630 | - [barks] - Just a second, Henry. | - [barks] - Just a second, Henry. |
1526 | 01:22:15,736 | 01:22:16,931 | Pancakes are almost done. | Pancakes are almost done. |
1527 | 01:22:17,938 | 01:22:22,273 | [Henry] Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job. | [Henry] Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job. |
1528 | 01:22:22,376 | 01:22:26,711 | Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen. | Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen. |
1529 | 01:22:26,780 | 01:22:29,272 | Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything. | Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything. |
1530 | 01:22:29,383 | 01:22:33,217 | But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280. | But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280. |
1531 | 01:22:33,287 | 01:22:35,813 | Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet. | Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet. |
1532 | 01:22:35,923 | 01:22:39,086 | Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair. | Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair. |
1533 | 01:22:39,159 | 01:22:41,218 | - What's in that green juice? - Mom! | - What's in that green juice? - Mom! |
1534 | 01:22:41,295 | 01:22:43,627 | - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread. | - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread. |
1535 | 01:22:43,731 | 01:22:45,631 | - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going? | - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going? |
1536 | 01:22:45,733 | 01:22:48,566 | - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it. | - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it. |
1537 | 01:22:48,636 | 01:22:50,297 | - [barking] - Apparently, I'm killing it. | - [barking] - Apparently, I'm killing it. |
1538 | 01:22:50,404 | 01:22:51,894 | [Lukas] Like you do. | [Lukas] Like you do. |
1539 | 01:22:51,972 | 01:22:54,168 | [barking continues] | [barking continues] |
1540 | 01:22:57,411 | 01:23:01,143 | I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything. | I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything. |
1541 | 01:23:01,248 | 01:23:02,477 | Actually, you have. | Actually, you have. |
1542 | 01:23:04,185 | 01:23:06,745 | Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated... | Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated... |
1543 | 01:23:06,821 | 01:23:09,256 | We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges | We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges |
1544 | 01:23:09,323 | 01:23:10,791 | in exchange for your services this summer. | in exchange for your services this summer. |
1545 | 01:23:10,858 | 01:23:11,916 | Seriously? | Seriously? |
1546 | 01:23:11,992 | 01:23:13,653 | We're part of a global initiative | We're part of a global initiative |
1547 | 01:23:13,761 | 01:23:16,992 | to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation. | to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation. |
1548 | 01:23:17,098 | 01:23:19,692 | With the help of great minds like Oliver's. | With the help of great minds like Oliver's. |
1549 | 01:23:19,800 | 01:23:21,700 | [barks] | [barks] |
1550 | 01:23:21,802 | 01:23:23,497 | And Henry's. | And Henry's. |
1551 | 01:23:26,373 | 01:23:28,364 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |
1552 | 01:23:31,645 | 01:23:33,841 | Do you understand me? | Do you understand me? |
1553 | 01:23:33,914 | 01:23:38,579 | - I do. - Do you... understand me? | - I do. - Do you... understand me? |
1554 | 01:23:38,686 | 01:23:43,817 | I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch. | I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch. |
1555 | 01:23:44,892 | 01:23:46,986 | - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah. | - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah. |
1556 | 01:23:47,061 | 01:23:48,529 | - Callen? Heh. - Sorry. | - Callen? Heh. - Sorry. |
1557 | 01:23:48,596 | 01:23:49,893 | [laughing nervously] | [laughing nervously] |
1558 | 01:23:49,997 | 01:23:51,260 | May I? | May I? |
1559 | 01:23:51,365 | 01:23:52,355 | - Yeah. - Yeah, good. | - Yeah. - Yeah, good. |
1560 | 01:23:54,268 | 01:23:56,703 | - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back! | - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back! |
1561 | 01:23:56,771 | 01:23:58,705 | - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking? | - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking? |
1562 | 01:23:58,772 | 01:24:00,740 | He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog? | He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog? |
1563 | 01:24:00,841 | 01:24:03,208 | - [Ellen] Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him. | - [Ellen] Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him. |
1564 | 01:24:03,277 | 01:24:05,769 | Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog. [laughing] | Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog. [laughing] |
1565 | 01:24:05,880 | 01:24:08,178 | [Henry] Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right? | [Henry] Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right? |
1566 | 01:24:08,249 | 01:24:11,514 | Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location... | Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location... |
1567 | 01:24:11,585 | 01:24:13,110 | Hawaii! | Hawaii! |
1568 | 01:24:13,220 | 01:24:14,585 | - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine. | - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine. |
1569 | 01:24:14,688 | 01:24:16,417 | Hawaii? Wait, which island? | Hawaii? Wait, which island? |
1570 | 01:24:16,523 | 01:24:20,289 | You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice. | You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice. |
1571 | 01:24:20,394 | 01:24:21,384 | Pick a party school. | Pick a party school. |
1572 | 01:24:21,462 | 01:24:22,987 | What about my parents? Can they come? | What about my parents? Can they come? |
1573 | 01:24:23,064 | 01:24:25,692 | Of course. Everything's been arranged. | Of course. Everything's been arranged. |
1574 | 01:24:28,502 | 01:24:31,699 | - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go? | - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go? |
1575 | 01:24:32,773 | 01:24:33,831 | No. No. | No. No. |
1576 | 01:24:34,842 | 01:24:35,934 | What? | What? |
1577 | 01:24:36,043 | 01:24:38,910 | Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii? | Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii? |
1578 | 01:24:39,013 | 01:24:40,777 | Yeah, you can go. [laughing] | Yeah, you can go. [laughing] |
1579 | 01:24:40,881 | 01:24:42,007 | Yeah. Whoa. | Yeah. Whoa. |
1580 | 01:24:42,083 | 01:24:45,212 | [Henry] Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop. | [Henry] Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop. |
1581 | 01:24:45,286 | 01:24:48,779 | Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop! | Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop! |
1582 | 01:24:50,958 | 01:24:53,359 | Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend? | Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend? |
1583 | 01:24:53,427 | 01:24:54,588 | What could be better? | What could be better? |
1584 | 01:24:54,695 | 01:24:57,756 | Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come! | Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come! |
1585 | 01:24:57,865 | 01:25:00,926 | See how good fife can be when you keep it simple? | See how good fife can be when you keep it simple? |
1586 | 01:25:01,035 | 01:25:03,265 | - [barking] - I mean, look at this family. | - [barking] - I mean, look at this family. |
1587 | 01:25:03,370 | 01:25:06,101 | Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive, | Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive, |
1588 | 01:25:06,207 | 01:25:09,939 | out of their rut and deeply in love. | out of their rut and deeply in love. |
1589 | 01:25:10,044 | 01:25:12,536 | Oliver, safe, happy, | Oliver, safe, happy, |
1590 | 01:25:12,613 | 01:25:15,776 | and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is. | and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is. |
1591 | 01:25:15,883 | 01:25:18,215 | Me? Still adorable, | Me? Still adorable, |
1592 | 01:25:18,285 | 01:25:20,413 | and now headed for an island paradise | and now headed for an island paradise |
1593 | 01:25:20,488 | 01:25:23,924 | to make the world a better piece with my best friend. | to make the world a better piece with my best friend. |
1594 | 01:25:23,991 | 01:25:25,425 | It kinda makes you wonder | It kinda makes you wonder |
1595 | 01:25:25,492 | 01:25:28,189 | how great could this incredible planet of ours be | how great could this incredible planet of ours be |
1596 | 01:25:28,295 | 01:25:31,629 | if everyone on it learned to think like a dog. | if everyone on it learned to think like a dog. |
1597 | 01:25:31,699 | 01:25:34,259 | ["Good Days Start Here" by Tim Myers playing] | ["Good Days Start Here" by Tim Myers playing] |
1598 | 01:25:37,539 | 01:25:44,539 | Brought to you by TRiNiTY | Brought to you by TRiNiTY |
1599 | 01:27:09,730 | 01:27:11,721 | ♪ ♪ | ♪ ♪ |