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1	00:01:16,910	00:01:18,901	Jj	Jj
2	00:01:22,416	00:01:23,576	Wow.	Wow.
3	00:01:23,667	00:01:27,501	Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet,	Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet,
4	00:01:27,588	00:01:30,876	filled with billions of super smart humans.	filled with billions of super smart humans.
5	00:01:30,966	00:01:33,582	So smart, they invented satellites.	So smart, they invented satellites.
6	00:01:33,677	00:01:36,635	They also invented pizza, cutting scissors,	They also invented pizza, cutting scissors,
7	00:01:36,722	00:01:40,180	and places where you can go to the bathroom inside!	and places where you can go to the bathroom inside!
8	00:01:40,267	00:01:41,803	For all of their brilliance,	For all of their brilliance,
9	00:01:41,893	00:01:44,259	most of them don't know the one simple thing	most of them don't know the one simple thing
10	00:01:44,354	00:01:46,390	that every dog on earth knows...	that every dog on earth knows...
11	00:01:46,481	00:01:49,063	The secret to being happy.	The secret to being happy.
12	00:01:50,193	00:01:52,024	Whoa-ho-ho!	Whoa-ho-ho!
13	00:01:52,112	00:01:54,603	It's like sticking my head out the window.	It's like sticking my head out the window.
14	00:01:54,698	00:01:56,279	Now, all you need to know	Now, all you need to know
15	00:01:56,366	00:01:59,483	is that this story is about Ollie and his family	is that this story is about Ollie and his family
16	00:01:59,578	00:02:02,365	and how they learned to think more like me,	and how they learned to think more like me,
17	00:02:02,456	00:02:05,698	their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated...	their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated...
18	00:02:05,792	00:02:07,828	Happy dog.	Happy dog.
19	00:02:07,919	00:02:11,582	Look at my super smart human.	Look at my super smart human.
20	00:02:11,673	00:02:15,962	Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China.	Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China.
21	00:02:16,053	00:02:18,544	Does it get any cooler than that?	Does it get any cooler than that?
22	00:02:18,639	00:02:20,049	You want a piece of me?	You want a piece of me?
23	00:02:22,392	00:02:24,849	Wow. It feels so real.	Wow. It feels so real.
24	00:02:25,854	00:02:27,139	Xiao!	Xiao!
25	00:02:27,230	00:02:28,686	Where are you?	Where are you?
26	00:02:28,774	00:02:30,730	I'm on my way!	I'm on my way!
27	00:02:30,817	00:02:32,273	Not now, Henry.	Not now, Henry.
28	00:02:33,654	00:02:34,894	Xiao, there's too many of them!	Xiao, there's too many of them!
29	00:02:34,988	00:02:36,353	Ugh!	Ugh!
30	00:02:36,448	00:02:37,448	I'm almost there.	I'm almost there.
31	00:02:37,532	00:02:39,238	Ollie! Get ready for school!	Ollie! Get ready for school!
32	00:02:46,166	00:02:48,157	- Wasn't that awesome? - Thanks.	- Wasn't that awesome? - Thanks.
33	00:02:48,251	00:02:50,333	That's the most fun I've ever had losing.	That's the most fun I've ever had losing.
34	00:02:50,420	00:02:52,001	Ollie, get ready for school.	Ollie, get ready for school.
35	00:02:52,089	00:02:54,171	You can conquer the world later.	You can conquer the world later.
36	00:02:54,257	00:02:55,872	Huh. Is there an echo in here?	Huh. Is there an echo in here?
37	00:02:55,967	00:02:59,334	- Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too.	- Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too.
38	00:03:00,681	00:03:02,672	Jj	Jj
39	00:03:18,699	00:03:20,655	So, my name's Henry.	So, my name's Henry.
40	00:03:20,742	00:03:23,779	- Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person.	- Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person.
41	00:03:23,870	00:03:26,361	And this is our morning routine.	And this is our morning routine.
42	00:03:26,456	00:03:27,850	Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah!	Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah!
43	00:03:27,874	00:03:30,911	Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them.	Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them.
44	00:03:32,170	00:03:35,333	What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched!	What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched!
45	00:03:35,424	00:03:37,710	Something else you should know about Oliver is,	Something else you should know about Oliver is,
46	00:03:37,801	00:03:39,883	he's incredibly inventive.	he's incredibly inventive.
47	00:03:39,970	00:03:42,632	This is one of his more useful inventions.	This is one of his more useful inventions.
48	00:03:44,850	00:03:48,308	Pretty cool, huh? He's pretty smart.	Pretty cool, huh? He's pretty smart.
49	00:03:48,395	00:03:51,558	Not like border collie smart, but smart.	Not like border collie smart, but smart.
50	00:03:51,648	00:03:55,436	The food dispenser, however, is still in research and development.	The food dispenser, however, is still in research and development.
51	00:04:01,616	00:04:04,198	Ugh.	Ugh.
52	00:04:04,286	00:04:07,198	That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad.	That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad.
53	00:04:07,289	00:04:09,154	He's about to drink liquid death,	He's about to drink liquid death,
54	00:04:09,249	00:04:11,991	because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller,	because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller,
55	00:04:12,085	00:04:15,373	thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder.	thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder.
56	00:04:15,464	00:04:19,377	You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows!	You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows!
57	00:04:19,468	00:04:21,254	I love human insecurities.	I love human insecurities.
58	00:04:23,221	00:04:25,177	- Hey, dad. - Hey.	- Hey, dad. - Hey.
59	00:04:25,265	00:04:27,176	Fall asleep on the couch again?	Fall asleep on the couch again?
60	00:04:27,267	00:04:31,431	Uh... yeah, I was... I was just reading.	Uh... yeah, I was... I was just reading.
61	00:04:31,521	00:04:34,183	Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life?	Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life?
62	00:04:34,274	00:04:35,935	- No, I'm good. - No? Ellen?	- No, I'm good. - No? Ellen?
63	00:04:36,026	00:04:37,253	Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on.	Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on.
64	00:04:37,277	00:04:39,609	- No, I'm good. - It's so good.	- No, I'm good. - It's so good.
65	00:04:39,696	00:04:42,403	Don't think he understands what good means.	Don't think he understands what good means.
66	00:04:42,491	00:04:44,719	Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure...	Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure...
67	00:04:44,743	00:04:46,804	Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that.	Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that.
68	00:04:46,828	00:04:47,908	- You did? - Yeah...	- You did? - Yeah...
69	00:04:47,996	00:04:51,204	That's Ellen, Ollie's mom.	That's Ellen, Ollie's mom.
70	00:04:51,291	00:04:53,282	I kinda think of her as my mom, too,	I kinda think of her as my mom, too,
71	00:04:53,376	00:04:57,619	because she's the one that picked me. I love her.	because she's the one that picked me. I love her.
72	00:04:57,714	00:04:58,858	Yeah, I'm booked at the salon.	Yeah, I'm booked at the salon.
73	00:04:58,882	00:05:01,043	I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo.	I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo.
74	00:05:01,134	00:05:02,999	- What's a wazoo? - It's your keister.	- What's a wazoo? - It's your keister.
75	00:05:03,094	00:05:05,961	You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk.	You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk.
76	00:05:06,056	00:05:07,171	It's your Booty.	It's your Booty.
77	00:05:07,265	00:05:09,722	That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches?	That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches?
78	00:05:11,394	00:05:13,430	So, what're we gonna do about the roof?	So, what're we gonna do about the roof?
79	00:05:13,522	00:05:15,103	I don't know.	I don't know.
80	00:05:16,566	00:05:18,807	Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule.	Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule.
81	00:05:18,902	00:05:20,267	Do you need me to do it?	Do you need me to do it?
82	00:05:20,362	00:05:22,444	Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean?	Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean?
83	00:05:22,531	00:05:23,862	Ding! Pop quiz.	Ding! Pop quiz.
84	00:05:23,949	00:05:26,611	What species never has arguments like this?	What species never has arguments like this?
85	00:05:26,701	00:05:28,066	- You know what? - Exactly.	- You know what? - Exactly.
86	00:05:28,161	00:05:29,867	I'll handle it. All good.	I'll handle it. All good.
87	00:05:29,955	00:05:31,616	So we're good on the roof?	So we're good on the roof?
88	00:05:31,706	00:05:33,037	- Yeah. - Yup.	- Yeah. - Yup.
89	00:05:33,124	00:05:35,365	Okay. Can I go to li's after the science fair?	Okay. Can I go to li's after the science fair?
90	00:05:35,460	00:05:38,202	- Oh, my god! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today?	- Oh, my god! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today?
91	00:05:38,296	00:05:39,899	- Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys.	- Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys.
92	00:05:39,923	00:05:41,959	You're dealing with the roofer error.	You're dealing with the roofer error.
93	00:05:42,050	00:05:45,713	Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair,	Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair,
94	00:05:45,804	00:05:46,884	you're gonna be okay?	you're gonna be okay?
95	00:05:46,972	00:05:48,007	I'm fine.	I'm fine.
96	00:05:49,015	00:05:51,506	Oh... okay, let's go.	Oh... okay, let's go.
97	00:05:51,601	00:05:53,592	- Bye, dad. - All right.	- Bye, dad. - All right.
98	00:05:54,688	00:05:56,178	- Good luck at the fair! - Thanks!	- Good luck at the fair! - Thanks!
99	00:05:56,273	00:05:58,389	Bye, Henry!	Bye, Henry!
100	00:06:01,528	00:06:04,691	Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat.	Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat.
101	00:06:04,781	00:06:06,692	But first, as always,	But first, as always,
102	00:06:06,783	00:06:10,401	he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided.	he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided.
103	00:06:12,080	00:06:14,366	Yummy life? Long life?	Yummy life? Long life?
104	00:06:14,457	00:06:15,810	You and I both know it's the pizza.	You and I both know it's the pizza.
105	00:06:15,834	00:06:17,415	Yummy, long? Long, yummy?	Yummy, long? Long, yummy?
106	00:06:18,670	00:06:20,911	Wow. Didn't see that one coming.	Wow. Didn't see that one coming.
107	00:06:21,006	00:06:26,091	Liquid death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet.	Liquid death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet.
108	00:06:26,177	00:06:28,042	And that includes pie.	And that includes pie.
109	00:06:29,306	00:06:31,718	Jj	Jj
110	00:06:34,227	00:06:37,811	Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?	Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
111	00:06:37,898	00:06:40,810	Deny thy father, refuse thy name.	Deny thy father, refuse thy name.
112	00:06:40,901	00:06:45,361	Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love.	Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love.
113	00:06:45,447	00:06:49,690	Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance.	Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance.
114	00:06:49,784	00:06:52,366	"Tis but thy name is my enemy.	"Tis but thy name is my enemy.
115	00:06:53,538	00:06:56,200	Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out.	Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out.
116	00:06:58,335	00:07:00,872	Were he not called Romeo,	Were he not called Romeo,
117	00:07:00,962	00:07:02,732	- retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready.	- retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready.
118	00:07:02,756	00:07:04,496	Sophie needs a man.	Sophie needs a man.
119	00:07:04,591	00:07:07,003	Preferably, a Chinese-American man.	Preferably, a Chinese-American man.
120	00:07:07,093	00:07:09,550	Know of any?	Know of any?
121	00:07:09,638	00:07:10,844	Oliver!	Oliver!
122	00:07:11,848	00:07:14,089	But soft!	But soft!
123	00:07:14,184	00:07:16,266	What light through yonder window breaks?	What light through yonder window breaks?
124	00:07:16,353	00:07:20,687	It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun.	It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun.
125	00:07:23,026	00:07:25,517	As enchanting as Sophie is...	As enchanting as Sophie is...
126	00:07:25,612	00:07:27,523	She's sitting over there, by the way...	She's sitting over there, by the way...
127	00:07:27,614	00:07:31,732	The character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and?	The character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and?
128	00:07:31,826	00:07:33,817	Jj	Jj
129	00:07:35,455	00:07:37,411	Stop staring!	Stop staring!
130	00:07:37,499	00:07:40,241	Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo.	Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo.
131	00:07:40,335	00:07:42,701	Aww... thank you!	Aww... thank you!
132	00:07:42,796	00:07:44,411	I was being facetious.	I was being facetious.
133	00:07:44,506	00:07:46,292	Hey, a compliment's a compliment.	Hey, a compliment's a compliment.
134	00:07:46,383	00:07:48,874	Jj	Jj
135	00:08:06,194	00:08:08,480	Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves?	Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves?
136	00:08:08,571	00:08:10,527	Not exactly. It's...	Not exactly. It's...
137	00:08:10,615	00:08:14,358	It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in...	It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in...
138	00:08:14,452	00:08:16,943	Here's something disturbing for you.	Here's something disturbing for you.
139	00:08:17,038	00:08:21,782	I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla.	I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla.
140	00:08:24,295	00:08:26,126	Heh.	Heh.
141	00:08:30,343	00:08:31,958	He got to you, didn't he?	He got to you, didn't he?
142	00:08:32,053	00:08:35,261	Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school.	Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school.
143	00:08:36,516	00:08:39,383	Welcome to the mills school of science and technology's	Welcome to the mills school of science and technology's
144	00:08:39,477	00:08:42,310	15th annual great minds symposium.	15th annual great minds symposium.
145	00:08:45,525	00:08:50,019	And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor,	And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor,
146	00:08:50,113	00:08:53,196	the technological pioneering genius,	the technological pioneering genius,
147	00:08:53,283	00:08:55,365	your hero and mine,	your hero and mine,
148	00:08:55,452	00:08:57,568	Mr. ram mills.	Mr. ram mills.
149	00:09:05,211	00:09:07,372	That's Mr. mills! The Mr. mills!	That's Mr. mills! The Mr. mills!
150	00:09:09,299	00:09:11,915	Okay, okay. Okay.	Okay, okay. Okay.
151	00:09:13,219	00:09:16,677	As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces	As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces
152	00:09:16,765	00:09:19,632	filled with hopes and dreams,	filled with hopes and dreams,
153	00:09:19,726	00:09:22,638	it reminds me of myself as a young man.	it reminds me of myself as a young man.
154	00:09:24,230	00:09:27,643	Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent.	Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent.
155	00:09:29,903	00:09:32,189	Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world,	Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world,
156	00:09:32,280	00:09:34,987	you're gonna have to string together some thoughts.	you're gonna have to string together some thoughts.
157	00:09:35,075	00:09:38,238	You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones	You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones
158	00:09:38,328	00:09:41,115	and listen and learn from each other.	and listen and learn from each other.
159	00:09:41,206	00:09:44,448	You are the eyes of the future.	You are the eyes of the future.
160	00:09:44,542	00:09:46,999	You are the minds of the future.	You are the minds of the future.
161	00:09:47,087	00:09:50,955	But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future.	But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future.
162	00:09:51,049	00:09:53,791	And I want to listen and learn from you!	And I want to listen and learn from you!
163	00:09:53,885	00:09:55,796	So, let's see some science!	So, let's see some science!
164	00:09:59,599	00:10:01,885	Our first student, will younger,	Our first student, will younger,
165	00:10:01,976	00:10:05,889	has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy.	has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy.
166	00:10:11,069	00:10:13,355	Hi.	Hi.
167	00:10:13,446	00:10:15,903	An electromagnet is like a regular magnet,	An electromagnet is like a regular magnet,
168	00:10:15,990	00:10:18,276	except with a lot more power.	except with a lot more power.
169	00:10:18,368	00:10:22,611	But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off.	But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off.
170	00:10:22,705	00:10:24,411	You're a turn-off.	You're a turn-off.
171	00:10:27,460	00:10:29,166	When the electromagnet on my helmet	When the electromagnet on my helmet
172	00:10:29,254	00:10:31,210	is charged by the transformer,	is charged by the transformer,
173	00:10:31,297	00:10:33,083	it will create enough magnetic energy	it will create enough magnetic energy
174	00:10:33,174	00:10:35,460	to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me.	to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me.
175	00:10:39,639	00:10:41,721	Assistant? Please engage.	Assistant? Please engage.
176	00:10:49,440	00:10:50,475	Mom!	Mom!
177	00:10:52,569	00:10:54,089	Mom!	Mom!
178	00:10:56,072	00:10:59,155	Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do.	Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do.
179	00:10:59,242	00:11:01,449	- Not good. - No, no, no! No!	- Not good. - No, no, no! No!
180	00:11:06,583	00:11:08,164	Oh my god, honey!	Oh my god, honey!
181	00:11:08,251	00:11:09,491	Help!	Help!
182	00:11:09,586	00:11:11,542	Hang on, sweetie!	Hang on, sweetie!
183	00:11:11,629	00:11:13,665	We're gonna get you down!	We're gonna get you down!
184	00:11:13,756	00:11:16,213	No! No!	No! No!
185	00:11:16,301	00:11:18,667	- Leave it! - Mom!	- Leave it! - Mom!
186	00:11:18,761	00:11:21,503	You pull this, he falls.	You pull this, he falls.
187	00:11:21,598	00:11:22,598	Get down here!	Get down here!
188	00:11:26,436	00:11:28,848	On your Mark, get set. Go!	On your Mark, get set. Go!
189	00:11:28,938	00:11:31,725	Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective.	Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective.
190	00:11:31,816	00:11:33,272	And I loved it.	And I loved it.
191	00:11:33,359	00:11:36,897	And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami.	And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami.
192	00:11:36,988	00:11:40,071	This is a soccer ball, gentlemen.	This is a soccer ball, gentlemen.
193	00:11:40,158	00:11:43,616	You're gonna kick the ball into that net.	You're gonna kick the ball into that net.
194	00:11:43,703	00:11:44,818	Okay?	Okay?
195	00:11:44,913	00:11:47,404	Pre-visualization is the key.	Pre-visualization is the key.
196	00:11:48,625	00:11:52,163	If you can see it, you can be it.	If you can see it, you can be it.
197	00:11:55,590	00:11:57,706	Okay? Great. All right.	Okay? Great. All right.
198	00:11:57,800	00:11:59,040	Yes, Rodney?	Yes, Rodney?
199	00:11:59,135	00:12:03,344	So... can we use our hands or not?	So... can we use our hands or not?
200	00:12:04,349	00:12:06,590	You can't touch the soccer ball.	You can't touch the soccer ball.
201	00:12:06,684	00:12:09,324	- But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat...	- But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat...
202	00:12:09,395	00:12:10,635	You have to kick the ball.	You have to kick the ball.
203	00:12:10,730	00:12:15,315	You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right?	You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right?
204	00:12:15,401	00:12:18,484	Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there.	Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there.
205	00:12:20,573	00:12:23,315	What did I... no. No hands.	What did I... no. No hands.
206	00:12:26,371	00:12:27,907	- Come on, guys. - Coach Reed.	- Come on, guys. - Coach Reed.
207	00:12:27,997	00:12:30,613	Hey. Yes, sir.	Hey. Yes, sir.
208	00:12:30,708	00:12:32,289	Hunter Williams, Springfield university.	Hunter Williams, Springfield university.
209	00:12:32,377	00:12:35,619	More importantly, big fan from your Miami days.	More importantly, big fan from your Miami days.
210	00:12:35,713	00:12:36,873	Oh, thank you.	Oh, thank you.
211	00:12:36,965	00:12:38,171	You got a minute?	You got a minute?
212	00:12:41,135	00:12:42,420	Sorry, coach.	Sorry, coach.
213	00:12:42,512	00:12:45,470	Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.	Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
214	00:12:45,556	00:12:50,676	I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot.	I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot.
215	00:12:50,770	00:12:53,261	What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around?	What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around?
216	00:12:53,356	00:12:55,517	Must be boring.	Must be boring.
217	00:12:55,608	00:12:57,519	Our next student won last year's science fair	Our next student won last year's science fair
218	00:12:57,610	00:13:01,023	by designing his own GPS-based dog collar.	by designing his own GPS-based dog collar.
219	00:13:01,114	00:13:02,320	Oliver Reed.	Oliver Reed.
220	00:13:03,408	00:13:06,741	- This is the one I was telling you about. - Great.	- This is the one I was telling you about. - Great.
221	00:13:06,828	00:13:08,534	Hello, sir.	Hello, sir.
222	00:13:08,621	00:13:11,408	I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you.	I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you.
223	00:13:11,499	00:13:14,741	So, if you could just be perfectly still...	So, if you could just be perfectly still...
224	00:13:14,836	00:13:16,701	And flat.	And flat.
225	00:13:21,217	00:13:24,960	In 1893, Alexander Graham bell said that thoughts are formed	In 1893, Alexander Graham bell said that thoughts are formed
226	00:13:25,054	00:13:29,047	by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain.	by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain.
227	00:13:29,142	00:13:30,723	So, it stands to reason	So, it stands to reason
228	00:13:30,810	00:13:35,019	that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances,	that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances,
229	00:13:35,106	00:13:38,189	we should be able to hear another person's thoughts.	we should be able to hear another person's thoughts.
230	00:13:38,276	00:13:40,421	- You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer	- You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer
231	00:13:40,445	00:13:44,484	to have their thoughts, one thought, read?	to have their thoughts, one thought, read?
232	00:13:44,574	00:13:45,734	I'll do it.	I'll do it.
233	00:13:47,327	00:13:49,113	- Just stay still. - Okay.	- Just stay still. - Okay.
234	00:13:49,203	00:13:50,943	With today's technology,	With today's technology,
235	00:13:51,039	00:13:56,250	reading one thought, just one word, is achievable.	reading one thought, just one word, is achievable.
236	00:13:56,336	00:13:58,543	Brayden, please think of a color.	Brayden, please think of a color.
237	00:13:58,629	00:14:00,415	Which one?	Which one?
238	00:14:00,506	00:14:02,087	Well, if I told you, then I'd know.	Well, if I told you, then I'd know.
239	00:14:02,175	00:14:04,006	Oh, right. Thinking.	Oh, right. Thinking.
240	00:14:07,472	00:14:10,214	Brayden, just focus on the color.	Brayden, just focus on the color.
241	00:14:10,308	00:14:12,765	The rest of your mind needs to be blank.	The rest of your mind needs to be blank.
242	00:14:16,856	00:14:19,347	Jj	Jj
243	00:14:24,947	00:14:27,108	- Blue. - Blue!	- Blue. - Blue!
244	00:14:30,453	00:14:31,659	It was blue, wasn't it?	It was blue, wasn't it?
245	00:14:36,042	00:14:39,580	Oh, well, not exactly.	Oh, well, not exactly.
246	00:14:39,670	00:14:40,856	What do you mean, not exactly?	What do you mean, not exactly?
247	00:14:40,880	00:14:45,089	I was actually thinking green.	I was actually thinking green.
248	00:14:45,176	00:14:47,462	Blue and green are two different colors, bro.	Blue and green are two different colors, bro.
249	00:14:49,514	00:14:52,451	I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort.	I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort.
250	00:14:52,475	00:14:54,511	No, it's not a great effort. It works!	No, it's not a great effort. It works!
251	00:14:54,602	00:14:56,138	This is not an effort! It works!	This is not an effort! It works!
252	00:14:56,229	00:14:57,594	I can prove it!	I can prove it!
253	00:14:59,065	00:15:01,556	It does work!	It does work!
254	00:15:01,651	00:15:04,893	It's not funny! I know it works!	It's not funny! I know it works!
255	00:15:04,987	00:15:06,693	I tested it!	I tested it!
256	00:15:06,781	00:15:08,817	It was blue!	It was blue!
257	00:15:11,327	00:15:13,443	Wow. Springfield university.	Wow. Springfield university.
258	00:15:13,538	00:15:16,826	This is... this is big for you.	This is... this is big for you.
259	00:15:16,916	00:15:19,407	This is a real college-coaching job.	This is a real college-coaching job.
260	00:15:19,502	00:15:21,208	- That's what you always wanted. - I know.	- That's what you always wanted. - I know.
261	00:15:21,295	00:15:23,752	Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so...	Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so...
262	00:15:23,840	00:15:27,799	By this Saturday? Because that's fast.	By this Saturday? Because that's fast.
263	00:15:27,885	00:15:30,467	It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can...	It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can...
264	00:15:30,555	00:15:31,761	I know.	I know.
265	00:15:33,891	00:15:35,631	Where would that leave us?	Where would that leave us?
266	00:15:38,938	00:15:41,224	I don't know.	I don't know.
267	00:15:45,027	00:15:47,643	Where are we now?	Where are we now?
268	00:15:47,738	00:15:50,980	Things aren't better. You know that.	Things aren't better. You know that.
269	00:15:55,288	00:15:57,279	You want the job, just take the job.	You want the job, just take the job.
270	00:15:57,373	00:15:59,017	Hey, this is a decision we both have to make.	Hey, this is a decision we both have to make.
271	00:15:59,041	00:16:00,361	- Hi, baby. - Hey.	- Hi, baby. - Hey.
272	00:16:02,253	00:16:05,791	- So, how was the science fair? - It was fine.	- So, how was the science fair? - It was fine.
273	00:16:05,882	00:16:07,747	- Are you hungry? - No.	- Are you hungry? - No.
274	00:16:10,887	00:16:14,505	- Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night.	- Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night.
275	00:16:17,268	00:16:19,725	Well, he's probably just tired.	Well, he's probably just tired.
276	00:16:20,813	00:16:22,394	Yeah, that makes two of us.	Yeah, that makes two of us.
277	00:16:35,828	00:16:39,286	I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. mills.	I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. mills.
278	00:16:44,754	00:16:46,415	I love you too, Henry.	I love you too, Henry.
279	00:16:46,506	00:16:47,786	Hey.	Hey.
280	00:16:47,840	00:16:51,207	- How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened.	- How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened.
281	00:16:51,302	00:16:54,794	- My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew what?	- My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew what?
282	00:16:54,889	00:16:57,255	Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities	Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities
283	00:16:57,350	00:16:59,966	to process the brain's electrical charges.	to process the brain's electrical charges.
284	00:17:00,061	00:17:03,224	In order to read minds, we need a massive processor.	In order to read minds, we need a massive processor.
285	00:17:03,314	00:17:06,101	Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days.	Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days.
286	00:17:06,192	00:17:11,562	For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... indium 6!	For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... indium 6!
287	00:17:11,656	00:17:14,648	- Yeah, right. - Isn't that killer?	- Yeah, right. - Isn't that killer?
288	00:17:14,742	00:17:15,822	Wait, what?	Wait, what?
289	00:17:15,910	00:17:17,275	Isn't that killer?	Isn't that killer?
290	00:17:17,370	00:17:20,658	You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite?	You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite?
291	00:17:20,748	00:17:24,536	- Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it!	- Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it!
292	00:17:24,627	00:17:27,664	- By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy.	- By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy.
293	00:17:27,755	00:17:30,747	Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in?	Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in?
294	00:17:30,841	00:17:32,206	Hey. If you land in juvie,	Hey. If you land in juvie,
295	00:17:32,301	00:17:36,260	the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint.	the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint.
296	00:17:36,347	00:17:39,885	Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park.	Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park.
297	00:17:39,976	00:17:42,342	Oliver! You need to grow a pair!	Oliver! You need to grow a pair!
298	00:17:42,436	00:17:43,747	Why does everyone keep telling me that?	Why does everyone keep telling me that?
299	00:17:43,771	00:17:45,432	Why does everyone keep telling me that?	Why does everyone keep telling me that?
300	00:17:45,523	00:17:49,186	- Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but...	- Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but...
301	00:17:50,278	00:17:52,690	Who's gonna wear the transmitter?	Who's gonna wear the transmitter?
302	00:17:55,241	00:17:57,732	Jj	Jj
303	00:18:04,959	00:18:07,621	Okay, xiao. I'm all set up.	Okay, xiao. I'm all set up.
304	00:18:07,712	00:18:10,454	Still would be better if we had a human.	Still would be better if we had a human.
305	00:18:10,548	00:18:13,506	- Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine.	- Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine.
306	00:18:13,593	00:18:16,050	Maybe Henry's limited brain will work.	Maybe Henry's limited brain will work.
307	00:18:17,430	00:18:19,512	Connecting you to indium 6.	Connecting you to indium 6.
308	00:18:19,599	00:18:21,840	Limited brain?	Limited brain?
309	00:18:21,934	00:18:23,515	Typical two-legged reaction	Typical two-legged reaction
310	00:18:23,603	00:18:27,346	when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine.	when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine.
311	00:18:27,440	00:18:28,520	Almost there.	Almost there.
312	00:18:28,608	00:18:31,190	Pairing in three...	Pairing in three...
313	00:18:31,277	00:18:32,483	Two...	Two...
314	00:18:32,570	00:18:33,855	One!	One!
315	00:18:36,282	00:18:39,240	Oliver? Oliver!	Oliver? Oliver!
316	00:18:43,372	00:18:45,863	Jj	Jj
317	00:18:47,793	00:18:50,500	Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue.	Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue.
318	00:18:50,588	00:18:52,078	Should that be a thing?	Should that be a thing?
319	00:18:56,177	00:18:57,633	Oliver!	Oliver!
320	00:19:00,014	00:19:03,472	Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire.	Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire.
321	00:19:22,828	00:19:25,319	Jj	Jj
322	00:19:39,720	00:19:42,257	Jj	Jj
323	00:20:01,575	00:20:02,815	Mm.	Mm.
324	00:20:06,497	00:20:09,614	Must've been a power outage last night.	Must've been a power outage last night.
325	00:20:09,709	00:20:13,372	I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note.	I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note.
326	00:20:13,462	00:20:15,043	Okay.	Okay.
327	00:20:16,048	00:20:18,664	Are you enjoying your pizza?	Are you enjoying your pizza?
328	00:20:20,803	00:20:22,464	- Yeah. - Mm.	- Yeah. - Mm.
329	00:20:25,516	00:20:27,131	Do you wanna talk about last night?	Do you wanna talk about last night?
330	00:20:27,226	00:20:31,686	- About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really.	- About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really.
331	00:20:31,772	00:20:34,980	- We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise.	- We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise.
332	00:20:46,871	00:20:50,363	Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke.	Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke.
333	00:20:50,458	00:20:52,414	I will not soon forget... wait.	I will not soon forget... wait.
334	00:20:52,501	00:20:56,870	Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal?	Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal?
335	00:20:56,964	00:20:58,704	Did we freaky Friday last night?	Did we freaky Friday last night?
336	00:20:58,799	00:21:01,006	Am I a person?	Am I a person?
337	00:21:01,093	00:21:04,677	I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants!	I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants!
338	00:21:04,764	00:21:08,427	No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat.	No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat.
339	00:21:08,517	00:21:10,132	Well, another amazing day.	Well, another amazing day.
340	00:21:10,227	00:21:12,092	Wake up happy, stay happy.	Wake up happy, stay happy.
341	00:21:12,188	00:21:14,099	Go to sleep happy.	Go to sleep happy.
342	00:21:16,108	00:21:18,599	Jj	Jj
343	00:21:29,747	00:21:30,862	It worked.	It worked.
344	00:21:30,956	00:21:33,038	I wish this door did.	I wish this door did.
345	00:21:33,125	00:21:35,582	- This is amazing! - What's amazing?	- This is amazing! - What's amazing?
346	00:21:36,879	00:21:40,963	Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic with glee.	Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic with glee.
347	00:21:41,050	00:21:42,836	Teenagers. Am I right?	Teenagers. Am I right?
348	00:21:42,927	00:21:44,792	- I better go check on him, though. - Henry?	- I better go check on him, though. - Henry?
349	00:21:44,887	00:21:46,843	I-I-I can hear what you're thinking!	I-I-I can hear what you're thinking!
350	00:21:46,931	00:21:49,468	- He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry!	- He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry!
351	00:21:49,558	00:21:51,389	- Okay, what's two plus two? - Four.	- Okay, what's two plus two? - Four.
352	00:21:51,477	00:21:53,092	- What's frozen water called? - Ce.	- What's frozen water called? - Ce.
353	00:21:53,187	00:21:55,223	- Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable.	- Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable.
354	00:21:55,314	00:21:58,226	Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking!	Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking!
355	00:21:58,317	00:22:00,308	I know! It's insane!	I know! It's insane!
356	00:22:00,402	00:22:02,358	Whoo! You know what, Ollie?	Whoo! You know what, Ollie?
357	00:22:02,446	00:22:05,028	You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given!	You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given!
358	00:22:05,115	00:22:06,901	Maybe they'll give me a prize.	Maybe they'll give me a prize.
359	00:22:06,992	00:22:09,779	Ollie, we're gonna get prizes!	Ollie, we're gonna get prizes!
360	00:22:09,870	00:22:11,781	You taste like a genius.	You taste like a genius.
361	00:22:11,872	00:22:13,612	The satellite is so powerful,	The satellite is so powerful,
362	00:22:13,707	00:22:16,790	it renders full sentences in real time!	it renders full sentences in real time!
363	00:22:16,877	00:22:19,584	It's amazing! And itchy.	It's amazing! And itchy.
364	00:22:19,672	00:22:21,792	- Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course.	- Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course.
365	00:22:21,841	00:22:25,208	Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular!	Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular!
366	00:22:25,302	00:22:26,838	Tomorrow, whoo...	Tomorrow, whoo...
367	00:22:33,352	00:22:35,593	- So, are you down? - Down for what?	- So, are you down? - Down for what?
368	00:22:35,688	00:22:37,269	Haven't you been listening?	Haven't you been listening?
369	00:22:37,356	00:22:39,476	I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me?	I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me?
370	00:22:39,525	00:22:41,265	Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married?	Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married?
371	00:22:41,360	00:22:43,442	- Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me.	- Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me.
372	00:22:43,529	00:22:45,144	Yeah, that confirms it.	Yeah, that confirms it.
373	00:22:45,239	00:22:47,821	The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter	The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter
374	00:22:47,908	00:22:50,775	directly to the positive charge in my brain!	directly to the positive charge in my brain!
375	00:22:50,870	00:22:53,077	I have no idea what that means.	I have no idea what that means.
376	00:22:53,163	00:22:55,529	- And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go.	- And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go.
377	00:22:58,377	00:23:01,540	It works! It works! Yeah!	It works! It works! Yeah!
378	00:23:03,007	00:23:04,463	Yes! The dog talks!	Yes! The dog talks!
379	00:23:09,054	00:23:11,921	Yeah! Yes!	Yeah! Yes!
380	00:23:15,603	00:23:18,561	How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.	How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
381	00:23:18,647	00:23:20,729	I know, girl, I know.	I know, girl, I know.
382	00:23:20,816	00:23:24,934	I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process.	I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process.
383	00:23:26,739	00:23:28,730	So, Jasmine, what do you want today?	So, Jasmine, what do you want today?
384	00:23:28,824	00:23:30,530	I want to look like you.	I want to look like you.
385	00:23:37,416	00:23:38,997	You should've seen your face!	You should've seen your face!
386	00:23:41,837	00:23:44,579	Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm?	Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm?
387	00:23:44,673	00:23:48,962	What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk.	What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk.
388	00:23:49,053	00:23:52,341	Hey, I got a badonkadonk.	Hey, I got a badonkadonk.
389	00:23:52,431	00:23:55,844	- Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly.	- Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly.
390	00:23:55,935	00:23:57,220	Mm-hmm. How's he doin'?	Mm-hmm. How's he doin'?
391	00:23:57,311	00:24:00,303	Uh... we're in, like, a little bit of a slump.	Uh... we're in, like, a little bit of a slump.
392	00:24:00,397	00:24:01,978	Okay, what's goin' on?	Okay, what's goin' on?
393	00:24:03,651	00:24:07,769	We used to ignite each other and that's, um...	We used to ignite each other and that's, um...
394	00:24:09,114	00:24:11,400	It's-it's faded a little.	It's-it's faded a little.
395	00:24:13,744	00:24:16,986	- We're thinking about separating. - No!	- We're thinking about separating. - No!
396	00:24:17,081	00:24:20,164	But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid.	But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid.
397	00:24:21,168	00:24:23,375	- Did he cheat on you? - No.	- Did he cheat on you? - No.
398	00:24:23,462	00:24:26,249	- You cheatin' on him? - No.	- You cheatin' on him? - No.
399	00:24:26,340	00:24:29,753	- Well, then what happened? - Life?	- Well, then what happened? - Life?
400	00:24:31,345	00:24:32,460	Huh.	Huh.
401	00:24:35,891	00:24:37,811	Well, do you think he'd cheat with me?	Well, do you think he'd cheat with me?
402	00:24:38,769	00:24:39,769	Probably.	Probably.
403	00:24:45,025	00:24:47,437	Jj	Jj
404	00:24:50,155	00:24:51,270	Okay, people, listen up.	Okay, people, listen up.
405	00:24:51,365	00:24:53,481	Intel has just received a computer notification	Intel has just received a computer notification
406	00:24:53,575	00:24:55,156	from satellite indium 6.	from satellite indium 6.
407	00:24:55,244	00:24:57,735	This is a level 2 cyber-attack.	This is a level 2 cyber-attack.
408	00:24:57,830	00:24:59,115	If indium 6 is compromised,	If indium 6 is compromised,
409	00:24:59,206	00:25:01,184	we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry	we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry
410	00:25:01,208	00:25:03,699	and loss of cell service nationwide.	and loss of cell service nationwide.
411	00:25:03,794	00:25:05,455	Total chaos.	Total chaos.
412	00:25:05,546	00:25:08,458	Sir? 1-6 has been breached.	Sir? 1-6 has been breached.
413	00:25:09,758	00:25:11,248	This is now a level 1.	This is now a level 1.
414	00:25:12,720	00:25:15,382	This is bad, right?	This is bad, right?
415	00:25:17,099	00:25:18,660	I can't believe this is happening!	I can't believe this is happening!
416	00:25:18,684	00:25:21,016	Why? We go to the park all the time.	Why? We go to the park all the time.
417	00:25:21,103	00:25:23,389	Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing.	Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing.
418	00:25:23,480	00:25:25,266	Sorry. My bad.	Sorry. My bad.
419	00:25:25,357	00:25:27,348	But listen, you can't tell anybody.	But listen, you can't tell anybody.
420	00:25:27,443	00:25:29,058	- Why not? - Because until now,	- Why not? - Because until now,
421	00:25:29,153	00:25:32,816	this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane.	this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane.
422	00:25:32,906	00:25:36,649	Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means?	Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means?
423	00:25:36,744	00:25:38,860	You've been able to understand me this entire time?	You've been able to understand me this entire time?
424	00:25:38,954	00:25:41,036	- Of course. - So you're telling me	- Of course. - So you're telling me
425	00:25:41,123	00:25:44,661	that all dogs can understand all humans.	that all dogs can understand all humans.
426	00:25:44,752	00:25:47,789	Duh. But you can't tell anybody.	Duh. But you can't tell anybody.
427	00:25:47,880	00:25:50,496	- Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What?	- Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What?
428	00:25:50,591	00:25:53,879	Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away.	Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away.
429	00:25:53,969	00:25:56,335	If you sculpted a masterpiece	If you sculpted a masterpiece
430	00:25:56,430	00:25:59,763	and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag,	and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag,
431	00:25:59,850	00:26:02,262	- how would you feel? - Sorry.	- how would you feel? - Sorry.
432	00:26:02,352	00:26:04,968	Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out?	Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out?
433	00:26:05,064	00:26:07,271	- Not cool. - I thought it was funny.	- Not cool. - I thought it was funny.
434	00:26:07,357	00:26:09,268	Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown?	Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown?
435	00:26:09,359	00:26:11,099	Like I'm here to amuse you?	Like I'm here to amuse you?
436	00:26:11,195	00:26:15,404	I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles.	I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles.
437	00:26:15,491	00:26:17,652	Ha-ha. You think that's funny?	Ha-ha. You think that's funny?
438	00:26:17,743	00:26:19,608	Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out,	Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out,
439	00:26:19,703	00:26:23,821	she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans.	she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans.
440	00:26:23,916	00:26:26,157	- She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go?	- She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go?
441	00:26:26,251	00:26:28,116	Dogs. Hate. That.	Dogs. Hate. That.
442	00:26:29,171	00:26:30,440	I won't do it again.	I won't do it again.
443	00:26:30,464	00:26:32,580	Cool. Ugh!	Cool. Ugh!
444	00:26:32,674	00:26:35,541	Look at the four young blondes.	Look at the four young blondes.
445	00:26:35,636	00:26:37,501	Ted's fan club.	Ted's fan club.
446	00:26:37,596	00:26:40,759	- And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted?	- And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted?
447	00:26:40,849	00:26:42,805	Oh, just Mr."I got it going on	Oh, just Mr."I got it going on
448	00:26:42,893	00:26:44,849	and I'll be the first to tell you about it."	and I'll be the first to tell you about it."
449	00:26:44,937	00:26:46,973	- What's so special about him? - Nothing!	- What's so special about him? - Nothing!
450	00:26:47,064	00:26:49,476	Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing.	Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing.
451	00:26:49,566	00:26:51,522	A perfect body with smoldering eyes,	A perfect body with smoldering eyes,
452	00:26:51,610	00:26:53,851	a Don juanesque mystique,	a Don juanesque mystique,
453	00:26:53,946	00:26:55,356	and oh, yeah, he's an actor.	and oh, yeah, he's an actor.
454	00:26:55,447	00:26:58,405	- He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too.	- He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too.
455	00:26:58,492	00:26:59,857	Does all his own stunts.	Does all his own stunts.
456	00:26:59,952	00:27:02,409	Last year, he jumped a motorcycle	Last year, he jumped a motorcycle
457	00:27:02,496	00:27:05,909	onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking!	onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking!
458	00:27:05,999	00:27:07,614	I hate him.	I hate him.
459	00:27:07,709	00:27:09,415	I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy.	I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy.
460	00:27:09,503	00:27:12,995	He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him.	He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him.
461	00:27:13,090	00:27:14,546	Did I mention his owner	Did I mention his owner
462	00:27:14,633	00:27:17,215	is that redheaded kid, Nicholas,	is that redheaded kid, Nicholas,
463	00:27:17,302	00:27:19,463	who's always picking on you at school?	who's always picking on you at school?
464	00:27:19,555	00:27:21,546	The one who lives in that big, white house.	The one who lives in that big, white house.
465	00:27:21,640	00:27:24,757	Okay. I got you. Check this.	Okay. I got you. Check this.
466	00:27:24,852	00:27:27,559	Hey, Ted! You want the ball?	Hey, Ted! You want the ball?
467	00:27:27,646	00:27:29,932	Go get it.	Go get it.
468	00:27:31,233	00:27:32,518	Yeah, I get it.	Yeah, I get it.
469	00:27:32,609	00:27:34,565	I get it now. It is funny.	I get it now. It is funny.
470	00:27:34,653	00:27:35,938	I didn't know dogs could laugh.	I didn't know dogs could laugh.
471	00:27:36,029	00:27:37,644	Of course we can laugh.	Of course we can laugh.
472	00:27:37,739	00:27:41,607	It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces.	It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces.
473	00:27:41,702	00:27:43,784	Check it. This is my laughing face.	Check it. This is my laughing face.
474	00:27:43,871	00:27:45,611	My serious face.	My serious face.
475	00:27:45,706	00:27:48,072	- My hungry face. - Oh, wow.	- My hungry face. - Oh, wow.
476	00:27:48,167	00:27:50,203	My "despite 10,000 years of domestication,	My "despite 10,000 years of domestication,
477	00:27:50,294	00:27:54,162	I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face.	I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face.
478	00:27:54,256	00:27:56,256	- It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, frenchie.	- It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, frenchie.
479	00:27:56,300	00:27:58,180	You're lookin'trés bien, mon chérie.	You're lookin'trés bien, mon chérie.
480	00:28:00,596	00:28:02,427	That was all the French I know.	That was all the French I know.
481	00:28:02,514	00:28:04,345	Hang on. She's here.	Hang on. She's here.
482	00:28:04,433	00:28:08,597	- Oh. My. God. - I know.	- Oh. My. God. - I know.
483	00:28:08,687	00:28:10,678	That's what I've been telling you.	That's what I've been telling you.
484	00:28:10,772	00:28:12,603	- She's... - Stunning.	- She's... - Stunning.
485	00:28:12,691	00:28:15,182	- Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way.	- Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way.
486	00:28:15,277	00:28:17,768	- I know. And she... - Takes your breath away.	- I know. And she... - Takes your breath away.
487	00:28:17,863	00:28:20,980	- I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes.	- I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes.
488	00:28:21,074	00:28:23,406	- That shiny, wet nose. - What?	- That shiny, wet nose. - What?
489	00:28:23,493	00:28:25,825	That nose, hand-carved by god,	That nose, hand-carved by god,
490	00:28:25,913	00:28:29,326	floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves.	floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves.
491	00:28:29,416	00:28:31,186	- Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about?	- Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about?
492	00:28:31,210	00:28:34,043	The girl on her left! That's Sophie.	The girl on her left! That's Sophie.
493	00:28:34,129	00:28:36,791	Wait, Sophie? The Sophie?	Wait, Sophie? The Sophie?
494	00:28:36,882	00:28:38,747	The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie?	The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie?
495	00:28:38,842	00:28:40,503	Yes. You know her dog?	Yes. You know her dog?
496	00:28:40,594	00:28:42,334	Smelled everywhere she's ever been.	Smelled everywhere she's ever been.
497	00:28:42,429	00:28:45,637	Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls.	Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls.
498	00:28:45,724	00:28:46,884	Okay.	Okay.
499	00:28:48,310	00:28:50,676	Even Ted's pee smells handsome!	Even Ted's pee smells handsome!
500	00:28:50,771	00:28:53,558	- I hate him. - I'm nervous.	- I hate him. - I'm nervous.
501	00:28:54,733	00:28:57,190	Just gotta face your fears!	Just gotta face your fears!
502	00:28:57,277	00:28:59,814	- Are you insane? - Excuse me?	- Are you insane? - Excuse me?
503	00:28:59,905	00:29:01,691	Oh, no, no, no, no.	Oh, no, no, no, no.
504	00:29:01,782	00:29:03,989	You're sane, totally sane.	You're sane, totally sane.
505	00:29:04,076	00:29:05,076	Okay. Okay.	Okay. Okay.
506	00:29:05,160	00:29:07,196	Recognizing her sanity is...	Recognizing her sanity is...
507	00:29:07,287	00:29:09,903	It's not wrong. It's pathetic.	It's not wrong. It's pathetic.
508	00:29:09,998	00:29:13,707	Now, check out how it's done, doggie style.	Now, check out how it's done, doggie style.
509	00:29:13,794	00:29:16,251	Hey, are you a parking ticket?	Hey, are you a parking ticket?
510	00:29:16,338	00:29:19,296	Because you have fine written all over you.	Because you have fine written all over you.
511	00:29:19,383	00:29:22,045	Be gentle!	Be gentle!
512	00:29:22,135	00:29:24,113	- No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary.	- No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary.
513	00:29:24,137	00:29:25,673	I get it.	I get it.
514	00:29:25,764	00:29:27,846	- What's his name? - This is Henry.	- What's his name? - This is Henry.
515	00:29:27,933	00:29:30,174	- Ask her to the dance. - No.	- Ask her to the dance. - No.
516	00:29:30,269	00:29:32,555	- Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it!	- Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it!
517	00:29:32,646	00:29:33,790	Because you like her a latte.	Because you like her a latte.
518	00:29:33,814	00:29:35,350	Oh, no.	Oh, no.
519	00:29:36,775	00:29:38,766	She's serpentining his legs.	She's serpentining his legs.
520	00:29:38,860	00:29:40,942	His long, athletic legs.	His long, athletic legs.
521	00:29:41,029	00:29:43,361	I wanna puke.	I wanna puke.
522	00:29:43,448	00:29:45,655	Jj	Jj
523	00:29:45,742	00:29:47,637	We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions.	We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions.
524	00:29:47,661	00:29:48,776	Stream it.	Stream it.
525	00:29:48,870	00:29:52,328	Jj	Jj
526	00:29:52,416	00:29:54,498	It's time to drop one.	It's time to drop one.
527	00:29:54,584	00:29:56,074	Seeking target.	Seeking target.
528	00:29:57,170	00:29:59,832	- Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit?	- Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit?
529	00:30:01,341	00:30:04,128	- The white house. - Oh, my god.	- The white house. - Oh, my god.
530	00:30:04,219	00:30:06,130	Dropping payload.	Dropping payload.
531	00:30:06,221	00:30:09,304	Nothing like a good revenge poop.	Nothing like a good revenge poop.
532	00:30:09,391	00:30:10,506	Take that, Ted.	Take that, Ted.
533	00:30:10,600	00:30:14,718	Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold.	Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold.
534	00:30:14,813	00:30:18,556	But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you?	But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you?
535	00:30:18,650	00:30:20,561	What're you doing?	What're you doing?
536	00:30:20,652	00:30:23,644	No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here.	No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here.
537	00:30:23,739	00:30:25,695	Please [eave jt.	Please [eave jt.
538	00:30:25,782	00:30:27,693	I wanna see his face when he comes home.	I wanna see his face when he comes home.
539	00:30:27,784	00:30:30,742	My revenge!	My revenge!
540	00:30:30,829	00:30:32,473	We've been able to trace the point of origin,	We've been able to trace the point of origin,
541	00:30:32,497	00:30:35,159	the ip and the physical coordinates of the hacker.	the ip and the physical coordinates of the hacker.
542	00:30:35,250	00:30:37,707	Munoz, Callen, pack your bags.	Munoz, Callen, pack your bags.
543	00:30:37,794	00:30:39,534	Pack our bags?	Pack our bags?
544	00:30:40,839	00:30:42,329	Shotgun!	Shotgun!
545	00:30:42,424	00:30:44,164	Jj	Jj
546	00:30:47,137	00:30:49,503	Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now.	Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now.
547	00:30:51,850	00:30:54,341	We're still talking it over with the family and...	We're still talking it over with the family and...
548	00:30:54,436	00:30:55,747	Well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday.	Well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday.
549	00:30:55,771	00:30:59,889	Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person.	Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person.
550	00:30:59,983	00:31:03,601	Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation."	Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation."
551	00:31:03,695	00:31:07,187	No, it's not about the money, it's about my son.	No, it's not about the money, it's about my son.
552	00:31:07,282	00:31:09,898	Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision.	Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision.
553	00:31:09,993	00:31:11,324	Wait, what?	Wait, what?
554	00:31:11,411	00:31:12,901	Hey, hey, Ollie.	Hey, hey, Ollie.
555	00:31:13,997	00:31:16,363	Pause the virtual, come back to reality.	Pause the virtual, come back to reality.
556	00:31:19,211	00:31:20,747	Check this out.	Check this out.
557	00:31:22,255	00:31:24,792	I think there's a chance we might be moving.	I think there's a chance we might be moving.
558	00:31:26,968	00:31:29,697	Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was...	Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was...
559	00:31:29,721	00:31:32,463	- Are we moving? - Um...	- Are we moving? - Um...
560	00:31:35,644	00:31:38,681	Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that.	Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that.
561	00:31:38,772	00:31:40,262	We're not going anywhere, okay?	We're not going anywhere, okay?
562	00:31:40,357	00:31:42,348	Daddy just got a job offer out of town.	Daddy just got a job offer out of town.
563	00:31:44,027	00:31:47,861	So, dad, you're moving away?	So, dad, you're moving away?
564	00:31:49,157	00:31:51,694	Look, we haven't decided anything for sure.	Look, we haven't decided anything for sure.
565	00:31:51,785	00:31:55,118	For sure? Well, what's to decide about?	For sure? Well, what's to decide about?
566	00:31:57,999	00:31:59,455	Are you guys splitting up?	Are you guys splitting up?
567	00:32:00,919	00:32:02,955	Ollie, it's complicated.	Ollie, it's complicated.
568	00:32:03,046	00:32:04,941	Look, we're gonna go through everything with you.	Look, we're gonna go through everything with you.
569	00:32:04,965	00:32:07,297	No! I wanna know now.	No! I wanna know now.
570	00:32:11,763	00:32:15,472	Are you? Are you?!	Are you? Are you?!
571	00:32:15,559	00:32:18,642	You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I.	You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I.
572	00:32:18,728	00:32:19,914	I thought you were working on it.	I thought you were working on it.
573	00:32:19,938	00:32:23,271	We were, we are. It's just sometimes...	We were, we are. It's just sometimes...
574	00:32:23,358	00:32:26,395	I don't understand. I thought things got better.	I don't understand. I thought things got better.
575	00:32:26,486	00:32:29,148	- They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that.	- They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that.
576	00:32:29,239	00:32:31,025	Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay?	Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay?
577	00:32:31,116	00:32:33,094	I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real.	I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real.
578	00:32:33,118	00:32:34,733	It sounds pretty real to me!	It sounds pretty real to me!
579	00:32:37,164	00:32:38,825	I thought we told each other everything.	I thought we told each other everything.
580	00:32:40,834	00:32:42,699	Why did that have to change?	Why did that have to change?
581	00:32:45,589	00:32:48,171	Ollie!	Ollie!
582	00:32:48,258	00:32:50,795	Jj	Jj
583	00:33:24,961	00:33:26,917	Ollie, can I come in?	Ollie, can I come in?
584	00:33:27,005	00:33:29,417	Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on.	Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on.
585	00:33:37,849	00:33:40,932	Ollie, we're a team. I got your back.	Ollie, we're a team. I got your back.
586	00:33:46,858	00:33:49,941	Look, I know this is scary and confusing.	Look, I know this is scary and confusing.
587	00:33:50,028	00:33:51,564	It is for me too, buddy.	It is for me too, buddy.
588	00:33:52,572	00:33:54,153	Why didn't I know?	Why didn't I know?
589	00:33:55,158	00:33:57,490	Why didn't anyone tell me?	Why didn't anyone tell me?
590	00:33:57,577	00:33:59,738	- It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair.	- It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair.
591	00:33:59,829	00:34:02,616	I should have told you. We should have told you.	I should have told you. We should have told you.
592	00:34:02,707	00:34:04,823	But we didn't because...	But we didn't because...
593	00:34:06,628	00:34:08,948	We didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly...	We didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly...
594	00:34:09,005	00:34:10,666	Before what?	Before what?
595	00:34:10,757	00:34:14,420	Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore?	Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore?
596	00:34:14,511	00:34:17,344	- Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't.	- Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't.
597	00:34:17,430	00:34:22,174	Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay?	Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay?
598	00:34:22,269	00:34:23,805	Even if I live in a different house,	Even if I live in a different house,
599	00:34:23,895	00:34:27,808	your mom and I love you more than anything on planet earth.	your mom and I love you more than anything on planet earth.
600	00:34:27,899	00:34:30,265	And that is never, ever gonna change.	And that is never, ever gonna change.
601	00:34:35,073	00:34:38,190	I believe that you believe that, but...	I believe that you believe that, but...
602	00:34:38,285	00:34:39,695	I'm not sure that I do.	I'm not sure that I do.
603	00:34:45,333	00:34:48,541	Scoot over, would you?	Scoot over, would you?
604	00:34:48,628	00:34:51,119	Jj	Jj
605	00:34:53,508	00:34:55,089	It's gonna be fine, kid.	It's gonna be fine, kid.
606	00:34:57,095	00:34:59,131	Everything's gonna be okay.	Everything's gonna be okay.
607	00:35:10,066	00:35:11,522	What's the matter with your neck?	What's the matter with your neck?
608	00:35:12,652	00:35:14,062	I got a pinched nerve.	I got a pinched nerve.
609	00:35:15,572	00:35:16,982	Mm.	Mm.
610	00:35:18,908	00:35:20,694	Oh, my god!	Oh, my god!
611	00:35:20,785	00:35:23,322	Callen! Are you insane?	Callen! Are you insane?
612	00:35:23,413	00:35:26,075	Are you in pain?	Are you in pain?
613	00:35:26,166	00:35:28,202	No, it's gone.	No, it's gone.
614	00:35:28,293	00:35:29,908	How did you...	How did you...
615	00:35:30,003	00:35:32,039	Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain.	Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain.
616	00:35:32,130	00:35:34,246	It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended	It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended
617	00:35:34,341	00:35:36,502	the Beijing university of Chinese medicine.	the Beijing university of Chinese medicine.
618	00:35:36,593	00:35:38,299	You went to university in Beijing?	You went to university in Beijing?
619	00:35:38,386	00:35:41,970	Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first.	Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first.
620	00:35:42,057	00:35:43,547	You speak Chinese?	You speak Chinese?
621	00:35:50,357	00:35:53,975	My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way.	My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way.
622	00:35:54,069	00:35:55,229	Thanks for asking.	Thanks for asking.
623	00:35:59,574	00:36:02,065	Jj	Jj
624	00:36:10,794	00:36:14,707	Henry? I'm scared. Ry	Henry? I'm scared. Ry
625	00:36:14,798	00:36:15,913	me too.	me too.
626	00:36:16,925	00:36:18,711	Wait, what are we scared about?	Wait, what are we scared about?
627	00:36:18,802	00:36:21,418	- Divorce. - Why is that bad?	- Divorce. - Why is that bad?
628	00:36:22,847	00:36:25,008	- Seriously? - Yeah.	- Seriously? - Yeah.
629	00:36:25,100	00:36:26,931	Dogs don't have divorce.	Dogs don't have divorce.
630	00:36:27,018	00:36:30,101	I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept.	I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept.
631	00:36:32,732	00:36:36,316	It's the worst thing that could happen to a family.	It's the worst thing that could happen to a family.
632	00:36:36,403	00:36:38,815	It's the end.	It's the end.
633	00:36:38,905	00:36:41,487	It means nothing will ever be the same.	It means nothing will ever be the same.
634	00:36:41,574	00:36:44,065	Wait. Will they send me back to the store?	Wait. Will they send me back to the store?
635	00:36:46,830	00:36:50,869	Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be.	Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be.
636	00:36:53,211	00:36:55,372	Because best friends stick together.	Because best friends stick together.
637	00:36:56,631	00:36:57,871	Wait, what?	Wait, what?
638	00:36:57,966	00:37:00,457	- I'm your best friend? - Yeah.	- I'm your best friend? - Yeah.
639	00:37:00,552	00:37:04,295	You and I have been inseparable since I was six.	You and I have been inseparable since I was six.
640	00:37:04,389	00:37:08,507	- We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends!	- We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends!
641	00:37:08,601	00:37:12,469	Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that?	Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that?
642	00:37:12,564	00:37:16,432	Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years.	Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years.
643	00:37:16,526	00:37:18,812	But it is true what the old dogs say.	But it is true what the old dogs say.
644	00:37:18,903	00:37:21,394	The second half is the better half!	The second half is the better half!
645	00:37:21,489	00:37:25,027	Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship.	Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship.
646	00:37:25,118	00:37:27,609	You. Me. Mano a mano.	You. Me. Mano a mano.
647	00:37:27,704	00:37:30,787	- Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How?	- Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How?
648	00:37:30,874	00:37:32,535	You see this hypoallergenic tail?	You see this hypoallergenic tail?
649	00:37:34,294	00:37:37,286	Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this	Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this
650	00:37:37,380	00:37:38,916	with a really bad allergy joke?	with a really bad allergy joke?
651	00:37:39,007	00:37:42,625	At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this	At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this
652	00:37:42,719	00:37:44,129	so you don't spread any germs.	so you don't spread any germs.
653	00:37:44,220	00:37:45,614	There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season...	There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season...
654	00:37:45,638	00:37:47,003	- Henry? - Yeah?	- Henry? - Yeah?
655	00:37:47,098	00:37:48,759	Saving our family?	Saving our family?
656	00:37:48,850	00:37:50,340	Oh. Yeah. Okay, right.	Oh. Yeah. Okay, right.
657	00:37:50,435	00:37:53,302	As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie.	As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie.
658	00:37:54,606	00:37:56,187	I'm always happy. You know why that is?	I'm always happy. You know why that is?
659	00:37:56,274	00:37:59,311	And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent...	And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent...
660	00:37:59,402	00:38:00,962	Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet.	Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet.
661	00:38:01,029	00:38:03,065	- Sure. - That's not it.	- Sure. - That's not it.
662	00:38:03,156	00:38:04,692	I'm always happy	I'm always happy
663	00:38:04,783	00:38:08,275	because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome.	because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome.
664	00:38:08,369	00:38:12,328	I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me.	I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me.
665	00:38:12,415	00:38:14,906	What else could I possibly need?	What else could I possibly need?
666	00:38:15,001	00:38:17,492	Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house	Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house
667	00:38:17,587	00:38:20,374	- and dad had that beat-up rv? - Yeah.	- and dad had that beat-up rv? - Yeah.
668	00:38:20,465	00:38:23,047	We were happy because we had everything we needed...	We were happy because we had everything we needed...
669	00:38:23,134	00:38:24,624	Each other.	Each other.
670	00:38:24,719	00:38:29,053	See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things	See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things
671	00:38:29,140	00:38:31,802	and forget about what matters.	and forget about what matters.
672	00:38:31,893	00:38:35,226	Ollie, what are the two most important things in life?	Ollie, what are the two most important things in life?
673	00:38:35,313	00:38:37,144	- Uh... - Close! But wrong.	- Uh... - Close! But wrong.
674	00:38:37,232	00:38:40,099	Love and family. That's it.	Love and family. That's it.
675	00:38:40,193	00:38:43,401	It's simple. Dogs are simple.	It's simple. Dogs are simple.
676	00:38:43,488	00:38:45,979	We don't complicate things like humans do.	We don't complicate things like humans do.
677	00:38:46,074	00:38:48,565	- What are you saying? - Really?	- What are you saying? - Really?
678	00:38:48,660	00:38:50,012	You're supposed to be the smart one.	You're supposed to be the smart one.
679	00:38:50,036	00:38:52,823	I'm saying we need to help mom and dad	I'm saying we need to help mom and dad
680	00:38:52,914	00:38:56,156	get back to that tiny house with the beat-up rv.	get back to that tiny house with the beat-up rv.
681	00:38:56,251	00:38:59,243	Simple life, happy life.	Simple life, happy life.
682	00:38:59,337	00:39:03,171	We need to teach mom and dad how to think like a dog.	We need to teach mom and dad how to think like a dog.
683	00:39:03,258	00:39:04,714	Henry!	Henry!
684	00:39:05,844	00:39:07,425	- It's perfect. - I know.	- It's perfect. - I know.
685	00:39:07,512	00:39:10,003	- I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable.	- I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable.
686	00:39:10,098	00:39:13,465	This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family.	This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family.
687	00:39:16,563	00:39:19,805	Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast.	Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast.
688	00:39:19,899	00:39:22,140	- Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast?	- Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast?
689	00:39:22,235	00:39:24,317	Yeah!	Yeah!
690	00:39:24,404	00:39:26,816	Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school,	Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school,
691	00:39:26,906	00:39:28,942	- we could go out and see... - Tonight?	- we could go out and see... - Tonight?
692	00:39:29,033	00:39:30,648	We never go out on a school night.	We never go out on a school night.
693	00:39:30,743	00:39:32,074	Maybe we should!	Maybe we should!
694	00:39:32,161	00:39:33,867	Why did you and dad stop loving each other?	Why did you and dad stop loving each other?
695	00:39:38,585	00:39:42,294	Mm... baby, we do love each other...	Mm... baby, we do love each other...
696	00:39:42,380	00:39:44,211	Then why are you splitting up?	Then why are you splitting up?
697	00:39:46,593	00:39:48,549	It's hard to explain.	It's hard to explain.
698	00:39:48,636	00:39:52,504	Ollie, we are a family that loves each other.	Ollie, we are a family that loves each other.
699	00:39:52,599	00:39:55,557	Nothing can break that bond. Ever.	Nothing can break that bond. Ever.
700	00:39:57,186	00:39:58,767	Okay.	Okay.
701	00:40:00,815	00:40:02,555	- I love you. - I love you.	- I love you. - I love you.
702	00:40:04,652	00:40:06,643	- I don't wanna be late. - Okay.	- I don't wanna be late. - Okay.
703	00:40:06,738	00:40:08,399	- Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm.	- Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm.
704	00:40:09,824	00:40:11,940	- Bye, baby. - Bye, mom.	- Bye, baby. - Bye, mom.
705	00:40:12,035	00:40:14,071	- Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend!	- Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend!
706	00:40:14,162	00:40:16,653	Jj	Jj
707	00:40:31,137	00:40:33,628	Jj	Jj
708	00:40:44,067	00:40:47,104	Well, if you do decide to sell this house,	Well, if you do decide to sell this house,
709	00:40:47,195	00:40:49,186	you will be looking at multiples.	you will be looking at multiples.
710	00:40:49,280	00:40:52,568	Sell this house? The roof over our head?	Sell this house? The roof over our head?
711	00:40:52,659	00:40:55,366	Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit?	Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit?
712	00:40:55,453	00:40:58,115	No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen.	No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen.
713	00:40:58,206	00:41:01,573	- Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry?	- Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry?
714	00:41:01,668	00:41:04,580	Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here?	Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here?
715	00:41:04,671	00:41:07,162	Oh, yeah, people do it all the time!	Oh, yeah, people do it all the time!
716	00:41:07,256	00:41:09,963	People like new stuff.	People like new stuff.
717	00:41:10,051	00:41:12,167	Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip	Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip
718	00:41:12,261	00:41:14,593	this lady's dream of a commission in the bud.	this lady's dream of a commission in the bud.
719	00:41:14,681	00:41:18,219	- So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle.	- So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle.
720	00:41:18,309	00:41:22,427	It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care.	It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care.
721	00:41:32,699	00:41:34,815	- Oliver? - Yes?	- Oliver? - Yes?
722	00:41:34,909	00:41:38,322	Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. mills.	Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. mills.
723	00:41:38,413	00:41:40,825	- Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you.	- Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you.
724	00:41:40,915	00:41:42,643	I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class.	I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class.
725	00:41:42,667	00:41:45,875	No. Is Mr. mills here?	No. Is Mr. mills here?
726	00:41:45,962	00:41:50,672	Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment.	Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment.
727	00:41:50,758	00:41:54,250	In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age.	In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age.
728	00:41:54,345	00:41:56,631	- Really? He-he did? - He did.	- Really? He-he did? - He did.
729	00:41:56,723	00:41:58,463	He wanted me to give you this.	He wanted me to give you this.
730	00:41:58,558	00:42:01,300	Should be hitting the market in about eight months.	Should be hitting the market in about eight months.
731	00:42:01,394	00:42:02,884	On.	On.
732	00:42:02,979	00:42:04,219	Hey, Oliver.	Hey, Oliver.
733	00:42:04,313	00:42:08,181	Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there fo give this to you in person,	Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there fo give this to you in person,
734	00:42:08,276	00:42:11,359	but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the tech summit in China.	but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the tech summit in China.
735	00:42:11,446	00:42:16,531	So, please accept our latest xm quantum book with my compliments.	So, please accept our latest xm quantum book with my compliments.
736	00:42:16,617	00:42:21,077	And remember, great minds need great tools.	And remember, great minds need great tools.
737	00:42:21,164	00:42:23,655	- Thank you so much, Mr. mills. - Oliver.	- Thank you so much, Mr. mills. - Oliver.
738	00:42:25,293	00:42:27,284	That's the virtual part, remember?	That's the virtual part, remember?
739	00:42:27,378	00:42:29,289	Oh, right. Thank you.	Oh, right. Thank you.
740	00:42:29,380	00:42:31,416	You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver.	You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver.
741	00:42:31,507	00:42:33,463	Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.	Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
742	00:42:33,551	00:42:36,042	My friend xiao is crazy smart with computers.	My friend xiao is crazy smart with computers.
743	00:42:36,137	00:42:39,095	Really? Tell me about him.	Really? Tell me about him.
744	00:42:40,141	00:42:42,678	Jj	Jj
745	00:43:03,247	00:43:05,488	Hello, xiao. Mr. mills here.	Hello, xiao. Mr. mills here.
746	00:43:05,583	00:43:06,663	Good to see you.	Good to see you.
747	00:43:06,751	00:43:09,271	I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed	I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed
748	00:43:09,295	00:43:10,956	and I'd like to virtually invite you	and I'd like to virtually invite you
749	00:43:11,047	00:43:15,165	to be my personal guest at the tech summit in China.	to be my personal guest at the tech summit in China.
750	00:43:15,259	00:43:19,252	Please accept our latest xm quantum book with my compliments.	Please accept our latest xm quantum book with my compliments.
751	00:43:20,306	00:43:22,797	Mr. mills.	Mr. mills.
752	00:43:25,228	00:43:26,684	You are my hero.	You are my hero.
753	00:43:26,771	00:43:29,103	You are my super-hero!	You are my super-hero!
754	00:43:34,153	00:43:35,859	Wow!	Wow!
755	00:43:41,035	00:43:43,947	Ollie. Here, check this.	Ollie. Here, check this.
756	00:43:44,038	00:43:45,949	- Wedding video? - Yep, that's right.	- Wedding video? - Yep, that's right.
757	00:43:46,040	00:43:47,280	Where did you get this?	Where did you get this?
758	00:43:47,375	00:43:48,695	Mom was digging through some boxes	Mom was digging through some boxes
759	00:43:48,751	00:43:51,367	and when she saw this, she started to cry.	and when she saw this, she started to cry.
760	00:43:51,462	00:43:53,703	So I figured it was important.	So I figured it was important.
761	00:43:53,798	00:43:56,665	Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure	Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure
762	00:43:56,759	00:44:00,001	to introduce for the first time as husband and wife,	to introduce for the first time as husband and wife,
763	00:44:00,096	00:44:02,257	Ellen and Lukas Reed!	Ellen and Lukas Reed!
764	00:44:09,480	00:44:12,563	Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross.	Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross.
765	00:44:12,650	00:44:14,686	Why do you guys sniff each other's butts?	Why do you guys sniff each other's butts?
766	00:44:14,777	00:44:16,517	- It's grosser. - Ollie...	- It's grosser. - Ollie...
767	00:44:18,865	00:44:22,278	Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face?	Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face?
768	00:44:22,368	00:44:24,859	Top that, sucker!	Top that, sucker!
769	00:44:24,954	00:44:27,536	Okay. All joking aside,	Okay. All joking aside,
770	00:44:27,623	00:44:29,989	I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing.	I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing.
771	00:44:30,084	00:44:33,668	You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person	You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person
772	00:44:33,754	00:44:35,790	with one quick whiff.	with one quick whiff.
773	00:44:38,217	00:44:40,173	Huh. What song is this?	Huh. What song is this?
774	00:44:40,261	00:44:43,799	Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means.	Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means.
775	00:44:47,518	00:44:48,883	Pause. Hit pause.	Pause. Hit pause.
776	00:44:48,978	00:44:50,593	- That's the look! - What look?	- That's the look! - What look?
777	00:44:50,688	00:44:51,768	The love look.	The love look.
778	00:44:51,856	00:44:55,223	It's the look two people share when they're truly in love.	It's the look two people share when they're truly in love.
779	00:44:55,318	00:44:56,933	Wait a second.	Wait a second.
780	00:44:57,028	00:45:00,566	We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song!	We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song!
781	00:45:00,656	00:45:03,819	- And make them share that look again! - How?	- And make them share that look again! - How?
782	00:45:03,910	00:45:06,993	Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right?	Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right?
783	00:45:07,079	00:45:09,946	- Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie,	- Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie,
784	00:45:10,041	00:45:13,454	guarantee mom and dad are gonna show up.	guarantee mom and dad are gonna show up.
785	00:45:13,544	00:45:15,125	How'd you get so smart, Henry?	How'd you get so smart, Henry?
786	00:45:15,213	00:45:16,828	You smell as many butts as I have,	You smell as many butts as I have,
787	00:45:16,923	00:45:18,663	you tend to pick up a few things.	you tend to pick up a few things.
788	00:45:18,758	00:45:20,623	- Ha! - Ladies and gentlemen,	- Ha! - Ladies and gentlemen,
789	00:45:20,801	00:45:25,215	welcome to the 2019 tech summit in China.	welcome to the 2019 tech summit in China.
790	00:45:25,306	00:45:30,175	It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker,	It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker,
791	00:45:30,269	00:45:34,433	Mr. ram mills!	Mr. ram mills!
792	00:45:34,523	00:45:37,014	Jj	Jj
793	00:46:04,762	00:46:06,218	Confucius,	Confucius,
794	00:46:06,305	00:46:08,591	Lao-tze, the founder of taoism,	Lao-tze, the founder of taoism,
795	00:46:08,683	00:46:10,298	zou yan, the founder of naturalism,	zou yan, the founder of naturalism,
796	00:46:10,393	00:46:12,509	zhao mendong, the list goes on and on.	zhao mendong, the list goes on and on.
797	00:46:12,603	00:46:17,142	All these great minds had one thing in common.	All these great minds had one thing in common.
798	00:46:20,027	00:46:21,938	They all loved chocolate.	They all loved chocolate.
799	00:46:27,535	00:46:29,742	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
800	00:46:29,829	00:46:32,741	They had two things in common.	They had two things in common.
801	00:46:32,832	00:46:39,203	Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit.	Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit.
802	00:46:39,297	00:46:44,257	In 1893, Alexander Graham bell said thoughts are formed	In 1893, Alexander Graham bell said thoughts are formed
803	00:46:44,343	00:46:47,506	by electrical disturbances in the brain.	by electrical disturbances in the brain.
804	00:46:47,596	00:46:52,306	Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts	Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts
805	00:46:52,393	00:46:55,180	before the ego has a chance to manipulate them.	before the ego has a chance to manipulate them.
806	00:46:55,271	00:46:59,014	Imagine a day being able to extract	Imagine a day being able to extract
807	00:46:59,108	00:47:02,271	that perfect alignment, that purity of thought.	that perfect alignment, that purity of thought.
808	00:47:02,361	00:47:04,898	Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday.	Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday.
809	00:47:04,989	00:47:06,604	That day is today!	That day is today!
810	00:47:10,369	00:47:13,111	I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought.	I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought.
811	00:47:13,205	00:47:15,434	I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit.	I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit.
812	00:47:15,458	00:47:16,458	Sir?	Sir?
813	00:47:16,542	00:47:18,578	Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed.	Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed.
814	00:47:18,669	00:47:22,253	It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking.	It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking.
815	00:47:22,340	00:47:24,831	It's the reason I first got into this business.	It's the reason I first got into this business.
816	00:47:24,925	00:47:26,210	I'm not sure I follow.	I'm not sure I follow.
817	00:47:26,302	00:47:28,167	My mother had a stroke while giving birth.	My mother had a stroke while giving birth.
818	00:47:28,262	00:47:30,548	I was never able to hear her voice.	I was never able to hear her voice.
819	00:47:30,639	00:47:33,506	So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology,	So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology,
820	00:47:33,601	00:47:36,092	I'd finally be able to hear her,	I'd finally be able to hear her,
821	00:47:36,187	00:47:38,599	understand her thoughts, understand her feelings.	understand her thoughts, understand her feelings.
822	00:47:39,607	00:47:42,269	Although both my parents are healthy,	Although both my parents are healthy,
823	00:47:42,360	00:47:45,147	they behave as if they were mute.	they behave as if they were mute.
824	00:47:45,237	00:47:48,229	They talk, but they don't communicate.	They talk, but they don't communicate.
825	00:47:48,324	00:47:49,609	Mr. mills.	Mr. mills.
826	00:47:50,868	00:47:55,111	What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth?	What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth?
827	00:47:56,165	00:47:58,656	Thank you for sharing that.	Thank you for sharing that.
828	00:47:58,751	00:48:01,743	You are a bright young man, xiao!	You are a bright young man, xiao!
829	00:48:01,837	00:48:03,873	Oh, thank you, sir.	Oh, thank you, sir.
830	00:48:03,964	00:48:06,421	But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life.	But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life.
831	00:48:06,509	00:48:08,500	Oh, that's okay. Just be patient.	Oh, that's okay. Just be patient.
832	00:48:08,594	00:48:12,178	Takes a while for people to understand a visionary.	Takes a while for people to understand a visionary.
833	00:48:12,264	00:48:14,630	Trust me. He'll come around.	Trust me. He'll come around.
834	00:48:14,725	00:48:17,137	- Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course!	- Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course!
835	00:48:19,063	00:48:21,770	Don't share your ideas with anyone.	Don't share your ideas with anyone.
836	00:48:22,900	00:48:25,232	With anyone.	With anyone.
837	00:48:25,319	00:48:27,025	Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve	Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve
838	00:48:27,113	00:48:30,230	about this phone that I invented that can also play music.	about this phone that I invented that can also play music.
839	00:48:30,324	00:48:32,110	We both know what happened with that.	We both know what happened with that.
840	00:48:32,201	00:48:35,659	I can assure you, there are people watching you right now.	I can assure you, there are people watching you right now.
841	00:48:38,541	00:48:41,032	Why? Why me?	Why? Why me?
842	00:48:42,336	00:48:45,499	Because you're about to shake up the world!	Because you're about to shake up the world!
843	00:48:45,589	00:48:48,376	You need anything, you only come to me.	You need anything, you only come to me.
844	00:48:48,467	00:48:50,487	I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources.	I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources.
845	00:48:50,511	00:48:52,591	All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing.	All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing.
846	00:48:52,638	00:48:53,878	Of course.	Of course.
847	00:48:53,973	00:48:56,009	Keep doing what you're doing,	Keep doing what you're doing,
848	00:48:56,100	00:48:59,638	so no other child will have to suffer the way we did.	so no other child will have to suffer the way we did.
849	00:48:59,728	00:49:01,719	Jj	Jj
850	00:49:08,154	00:49:12,693	Hey, Mr. mills, it's you! Mr. mills!	Hey, Mr. mills, it's you! Mr. mills!
851	00:49:15,953	00:49:17,693	Sophie?	Sophie?
852	00:49:17,788	00:49:22,202	Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company...	Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company...
853	00:49:22,293	00:49:23,874	Cut! Ugh!	Cut! Ugh!
854	00:49:23,961	00:49:27,169	How did that feel to you?	How did that feel to you?
855	00:49:29,967	00:49:32,504	Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you.	Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you.
856	00:49:32,595	00:49:34,631	Felt derivative. Let's run it again.	Felt derivative. Let's run it again.
857	00:49:34,722	00:49:37,213	- I can't do this. - Can't do what, Ollie?	- I can't do this. - Can't do what, Ollie?
858	00:49:37,308	00:49:39,094	Save our family?	Save our family?
859	00:49:39,185	00:49:42,348	You know what? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan	You know what? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan
860	00:49:42,438	00:49:44,474	because you're too nervous to talk to a girl.	because you're too nervous to talk to a girl.
861	00:49:44,565	00:49:47,056	Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone!	Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone!
862	00:49:49,820	00:49:52,482	You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance.	You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance.
863	00:49:52,573	00:49:53,779	I believe in you.	I believe in you.
864	00:49:53,866	00:49:56,824	- You are ready to go off-leash. - You think?	- You are ready to go off-leash. - You think?
865	00:49:56,911	00:50:00,119	I know. And there's another thing I know.	I know. And there's another thing I know.
866	00:50:00,206	00:50:01,742	That's checkmate, sucka!	That's checkmate, sucka!
867	00:50:01,832	00:50:04,323	All this winning makes me thirsty!	All this winning makes me thirsty!
868	00:50:04,418	00:50:06,909	- Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No.	- Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No.
869	00:50:07,004	00:50:09,495	At the 100 yard dash? Again, no.	At the 100 yard dash? Again, no.
870	00:50:09,590	00:50:12,081	But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty.	But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty.
871	00:50:12,176	00:50:15,339	There must be something that humans are better at than dogs.	There must be something that humans are better at than dogs.
872	00:50:15,429	00:50:19,047	Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell?	Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell?
873	00:50:19,141	00:50:21,723	You guys would be shoo-ins for that.	You guys would be shoo-ins for that.
874	00:50:21,810	00:50:25,223	Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel	Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel
875	00:50:25,314	00:50:27,350	and you speak from your heart, no matter what.	and you speak from your heart, no matter what.
876	00:50:27,441	00:50:29,102	Okay.	Okay.
877	00:50:29,193	00:50:31,684	I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes,	I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes,
878	00:50:31,779	00:50:35,397	mom and dad will show up, and voila! Let them hear you bark!	mom and dad will show up, and voila! Let them hear you bark!
879	00:50:39,411	00:50:43,324	This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind.	This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind.
880	00:50:43,415	00:50:45,121	- We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog.	- We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog.
881	00:50:45,209	00:50:46,353	Not cool.	Not cool.
882	00:50:46,377	00:50:48,743	Hey!	Hey!
883	00:50:48,837	00:50:50,373	I've just met with mills.	I've just met with mills.
884	00:50:50,464	00:50:53,046	I'm scared people know about our satellite connection.	I'm scared people know about our satellite connection.
885	00:50:53,133	00:50:55,624	- Who knows? - Not sure.	- Who knows? - Not sure.
886	00:50:55,719	00:50:58,586	But mills warned me to be very, very careful.	But mills warned me to be very, very careful.
887	00:50:58,681	00:51:00,262	We need to shut down the link.	We need to shut down the link.
888	00:51:00,349	00:51:02,681	- No, we can't. - We have to!	- No, we can't. - We have to!
889	00:51:02,768	00:51:06,602	My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days.	My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days.
890	00:51:06,689	00:51:08,771	I need Henry to help me fix this.	I need Henry to help me fix this.
891	00:51:08,857	00:51:10,848	Henry? How can he help?	Henry? How can he help?
892	00:51:10,943	00:51:14,401	Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple.	Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple.
893	00:51:14,488	00:51:16,479	Your face is simple.	Your face is simple.
894	00:51:16,574	00:51:19,737	I just mean he has a simple view of life,	I just mean he has a simple view of life,
895	00:51:19,827	00:51:22,159	a better view. Xiao, please.	a better view. Xiao, please.
896	00:51:22,246	00:51:24,362	I can't let my family split up.	I can't let my family split up.
897	00:51:24,456	00:51:25,912	Please, just 24 hours	Please, just 24 hours
898	00:51:26,000	00:51:27,991	and then I promise I'll make this right.	and then I promise I'll make this right.
899	00:51:28,085	00:51:30,792	I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to.	I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to.
900	00:51:32,131	00:51:35,123	You've got one day, but that's it.	You've got one day, but that's it.
901	00:51:45,686	00:51:48,678	So this house isn't officially on the market,	So this house isn't officially on the market,
902	00:51:48,772	00:51:52,640	but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce.	but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce.
903	00:51:52,735	00:51:54,100	This house could be yours!	This house could be yours!
904	00:51:54,194	00:51:56,480	That's great news!	That's great news!
905	00:51:56,572	00:51:57,757	- Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh!	- Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh!
906	00:51:57,781	00:52:00,693	No hard feelings, I hope.	No hard feelings, I hope.
907	00:52:00,784	00:52:04,117	It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal.	It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal.
908	00:52:04,204	00:52:06,695	- Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine.	- Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine.
909	00:52:06,790	00:52:08,746	Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen.	Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen.
910	00:52:08,834	00:52:11,496	It's amazing. It's really beautiful.	It's amazing. It's really beautiful.
911	00:52:11,587	00:52:13,248	Well.	Well.
912	00:52:17,843	00:52:22,382	- What is that smell? - What smell?	- What is that smell? - What smell?
913	00:52:22,473	00:52:26,091	That's the smell of zero commission.	That's the smell of zero commission.
914	00:52:26,185	00:52:27,971	Oh, that smell.	Oh, that smell.
915	00:52:28,062	00:52:29,802	Ugh!	Ugh!
916	00:52:29,897	00:52:33,389	Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright...	Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright...
917	00:52:33,484	00:52:34,849	Do you wanna see the backyard?	Do you wanna see the backyard?
918	00:52:40,783	00:52:42,489	Well, they're still in the kitchen.	Well, they're still in the kitchen.
919	00:52:45,204	00:52:48,412	Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike	Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike
920	00:52:48,499	00:52:50,410	and he fell off and he banged up his knee?	and he fell off and he banged up his knee?
921	00:52:50,501	00:52:53,834	Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!"	Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!"
922	00:52:56,799	00:52:58,755	He was a tough kid.	He was a tough kid.
923	00:52:59,760	00:53:01,000	Still is.	Still is.
924	00:53:06,350	00:53:09,592	Tell me that he's gonna be okay.	Tell me that he's gonna be okay.
925	00:53:09,687	00:53:11,643	He's gonna be fine.	He's gonna be fine.
926	00:53:12,690	00:53:15,557	Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have.	Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have.
927	00:53:15,651	00:53:17,187	No matter what.	No matter what.
928	00:53:20,030	00:53:22,897	I'm sorry, Ellen, I just...	I'm sorry, Ellen, I just...
929	00:53:24,159	00:53:26,275	I feel like I could've done better.	I feel like I could've done better.
930	00:53:27,371	00:53:28,736	We both could have.	We both could have.
931	00:53:34,420	00:53:35,751	I love you.	I love you.
932	00:53:37,047	00:53:39,538	I love you.	I love you.
933	00:53:39,633	00:53:42,045	Wait! Wait!	Wait! Wait!
934	00:53:43,053	00:53:45,965	No, no! I forgot to give you my card!	No, no! I forgot to give you my card!
935	00:53:46,056	00:53:48,923	What light through yonder window breaks?	What light through yonder window breaks?
936	00:53:49,017	00:53:51,508	It is the east and...	It is the east and...
937	00:53:51,603	00:53:55,687	Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie.	Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie.
938	00:54:00,946	00:54:03,608	I tell you what. You could say the actual words,	I tell you what. You could say the actual words,
939	00:54:03,699	00:54:06,111	or blurt out whatever you're thinking.	or blurt out whatever you're thinking.
940	00:54:17,463	00:54:20,205	Okay. Here's what I'm thinking.	Okay. Here's what I'm thinking.
941	00:54:20,299	00:54:22,790	How many of you understand this play?	How many of you understand this play?
942	00:54:22,885	00:54:25,718	- I mean, really get it? - No.	- I mean, really get it? - No.
943	00:54:26,722	00:54:28,383	Do you understand it?	Do you understand it?
944	00:54:28,474	00:54:30,385	- Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you?	- Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you?
945	00:54:30,476	00:54:32,262	Oh!	Oh!
946	00:54:32,352	00:54:34,593	I don't think anyone here really gets it.	I don't think anyone here really gets it.
947	00:54:34,688	00:54:37,521	Well, the material might have more meaning to you	Well, the material might have more meaning to you
948	00:54:37,608	00:54:39,724	if you took the time to actually study it.	if you took the time to actually study it.
949	00:54:39,818	00:54:42,434	Or if you took the time to actually explain it.	Or if you took the time to actually explain it.
950	00:54:42,529	00:54:46,943	You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning.	You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning.
951	00:54:48,660	00:54:52,369	- Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office.	- Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office.
952	00:55:02,299	00:55:04,068	- All right, Oliver! - Go, Oliver!	- All right, Oliver! - Go, Oliver!
953	00:55:04,092	00:55:06,708	Yeah!	Yeah!
954	00:55:06,804	00:55:08,544	Wait!	Wait!
955	00:55:08,639	00:55:11,426	- What's our cover? - I got this.	- What's our cover? - I got this.
956	00:55:11,517	00:55:13,678	- Just follow my lead. - What?	- Just follow my lead. - What?
957	00:55:15,187	00:55:19,396	Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine?	Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine?
958	00:55:19,483	00:55:21,439	- Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close!	- Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close!
959	00:55:21,527	00:55:24,018	My name is bailarin masculino.	My name is bailarin masculino.
960	00:55:24,112	00:55:28,230	And this is my wife, fauna flora.	And this is my wife, fauna flora.
961	00:55:28,325	00:55:30,816	She does not speak english, but she is a dancer.	She does not speak english, but she is a dancer.
962	00:55:30,911	00:55:33,903	And when she dances, she speaks the language of love.	And when she dances, she speaks the language of love.
963	00:55:35,541	00:55:36,781	Venga aqui.	Venga aqui.
964	00:55:38,293	00:55:40,659	Oh, okay.	Oh, okay.
965	00:55:40,754	00:55:42,745	So, this is their son's room.	So, this is their son's room.
966	00:55:42,840	00:55:47,083	If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it.	If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it.
967	00:55:49,847	00:55:51,337	Distract her. I'll do recon.	Distract her. I'll do recon.
968	00:55:52,975	00:55:55,261	My wife, she love the house.	My wife, she love the house.
969	00:55:55,352	00:55:57,058	I must speak with you.	I must speak with you.
970	00:56:00,190	00:56:01,930	Oliver! Oliver!	Oliver! Oliver!
971	00:56:02,025	00:56:04,516	That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.	That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
972	00:56:04,611	00:56:06,727	- What's gotten into you? - I don't know.	- What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
973	00:56:06,822	00:56:09,175	I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once.	I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once.
974	00:56:09,199	00:56:11,970	Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it.	Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it.
975	00:56:11,994	00:56:13,655	- Seriously? - Are you kidding me?	- Seriously? - Are you kidding me?
976	00:56:13,745	00:56:16,077	You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred.	You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred.
977	00:56:16,164	00:56:20,123	And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me	And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me
978	00:56:20,210	00:56:21,791	hi, li. Hey, Oliver.	hi, li. Hey, Oliver.
979	00:56:21,879	00:56:24,837	Li's me. You know my name?	Li's me. You know my name?
980	00:56:24,923	00:56:27,130	Of course. You played Juliet in class.	Of course. You played Juliet in class.
981	00:56:27,217	00:56:29,253	It's happening. It's already happening!	It's happening. It's already happening!
982	00:56:29,344	00:56:31,050	The spillage is real!	The spillage is real!
983	00:56:31,138	00:56:33,003	See you later, li.	See you later, li.
984	00:56:33,098	00:56:37,011	Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking.	Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking.
985	00:56:38,103	00:56:39,593	That was really brave.	That was really brave.
986	00:56:42,649	00:56:43,809	Well, gotta go.	Well, gotta go.
987	00:56:45,027	00:56:47,268	- Sophie? - Yes, Ollie?	- Sophie? - Yes, Ollie?
988	00:56:49,698	00:56:51,563	Sophie...	Sophie...
989	00:56:51,658	00:56:53,694	Would you please go to the dance with me?	Would you please go to the dance with me?
990	00:56:55,662	00:56:58,745	I would love to.	I would love to.
991	00:57:01,251	00:57:02,661	See you tonight, Romeo.	See you tonight, Romeo.
992	00:57:05,255	00:57:07,667	Hey, Oliver. You got a minute?	Hey, Oliver. You got a minute?
993	00:57:10,218	00:57:11,458	I guess.	I guess.
994	00:57:13,388	00:57:15,754	Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment.	Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment.
995	00:57:15,849	00:57:18,340	- Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man.	- Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man.
996	00:57:18,435	00:57:19,845	I've felt like crap since the fair.	I've felt like crap since the fair.
997	00:57:19,937	00:57:21,802	And then after you stood up to Ms. shackley,	And then after you stood up to Ms. shackley,
998	00:57:21,897	00:57:25,060	well, dude, you deserve to know the truth.	well, dude, you deserve to know the truth.
999	00:57:25,150	00:57:27,357	Thanks.	Thanks.
1000	00:57:27,444	00:57:30,060	Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you?	Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you?
1001	00:57:30,155	00:57:32,441	Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it?	Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it?
1002	00:57:35,077	00:57:36,658	See you at the dance, man.	See you at the dance, man.
1003	00:57:36,745	00:57:38,360	Yes, you will.	Yes, you will.
1004	00:57:40,916	00:57:44,408	- So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes.	- So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes.
1005	00:57:44,503	00:57:47,495	Your eyes, they are so sad	Your eyes, they are so sad
1006	00:57:47,589	00:57:50,331	because you have not been loved	because you have not been loved
1007	00:57:50,425	00:57:52,711	the way an angel like you should be loved.	the way an angel like you should be loved.
1008	00:57:54,888	00:57:56,970	Okay...	Okay...
1009	00:57:57,057	00:57:59,799	Don't speak. Don't think.	Don't speak. Don't think.
1010	00:58:03,105	00:58:04,345	Follow.	Follow.
1011	00:58:21,081	00:58:23,948	Does this thing turn on?	Does this thing turn on?
1012	00:58:24,042	00:58:25,498	Hey, Oliver.	Hey, Oliver.
1013	00:58:25,585	00:58:29,203	Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there fo give this to you in person,	Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there fo give this to you in person,
1014	00:58:29,297	00:58:32,039	but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the tech summit in China.	but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the tech summit in China.
1015	00:58:33,760	00:58:35,091	- Nice. - Honey, it's time to go.	- Nice. - Honey, it's time to go.
1016	00:58:35,178	00:58:36,418	- Oh. - Wait.	- Oh. - Wait.
1017	00:58:36,513	00:58:39,158	- I thought she didn't speak english! - She's a fast learner! Nice house!	- I thought she didn't speak english! - She's a fast learner! Nice house!
1018	00:58:39,182	00:58:42,049	Wait! I forgot to give you my card!	Wait! I forgot to give you my card!
1019	00:58:43,353	00:58:45,844	Jj	Jj
1020	00:58:52,154	00:58:56,488	From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf,	From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf,
1021	00:58:56,575	00:58:59,988	we are bound by the thirst for knowledge.	we are bound by the thirst for knowledge.
1022	00:59:01,163	00:59:04,155	Mills lab's new xm quantum book	Mills lab's new xm quantum book
1023	00:59:04,249	00:59:07,412	will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than...	will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than...
1024	00:59:08,879	00:59:11,370	Well, faster than you can imagine it.	Well, faster than you can imagine it.
1025	00:59:11,465	00:59:12,955	Cut!	Cut!
1026	00:59:15,010	00:59:17,092	Oh, xiao.	Oh, xiao.
1027	00:59:19,181	00:59:21,092	Oh, man!	Oh, man!
1028	00:59:21,183	00:59:22,673	This was so freaking cool.	This was so freaking cool.
1029	00:59:22,768	00:59:26,181	- Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too.	- Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too.
1030	00:59:26,271	00:59:28,887	Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy?	Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy?
1031	00:59:28,982	00:59:30,347	How did you know that?	How did you know that?
1032	00:59:30,442	00:59:33,684	I know stuff. Come on.	I know stuff. Come on.
1033	00:59:33,862	00:59:36,319	You were so right, Henry.	You were so right, Henry.
1034	00:59:36,406	00:59:37,486	I did what you said.	I did what you said.
1035	00:59:37,574	00:59:41,533	In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing!	In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing!
1036	00:59:41,620	00:59:46,080	- Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up.	- Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up.
1037	00:59:46,166	00:59:49,078	Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls...	Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls...
1038	00:59:49,169	00:59:50,249	Still gross.	Still gross.
1039	00:59:50,337	00:59:52,874	Oh! Henry, um...	Oh! Henry, um...
1040	00:59:52,964	00:59:54,955	When you said dogs don't have divorce,	When you said dogs don't have divorce,
1041	00:59:55,050	00:59:57,541	- do they have marriage? - Nothing official.	- do they have marriage? - Nothing official.
1042	00:59:57,636	00:59:59,547	We do more of a common law thing.	We do more of a common law thing.
1043	00:59:59,638	01:00:03,130	- What about family? - Family we have, and love we have.	- What about family? - Family we have, and love we have.
1044	01:00:03,225	01:00:06,342	But once you're family, you are always family.	But once you're family, you are always family.
1045	01:00:06,436	01:00:08,289	And that never changes.	And that never changes.
1046	01:00:08,313	01:00:11,350	Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life?	Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life?
1047	01:00:11,441	01:00:13,932	Love and family. Oh!	Love and family. Oh!
1048	01:00:14,027	01:00:17,235	And peeing wherever you want, which is awesome.	And peeing wherever you want, which is awesome.
1049	01:00:19,616	01:00:22,608	- Do you actually? - Oh, my god.	- Do you actually? - Oh, my god.
1050	01:00:22,702	01:00:24,192	- Are you messing with me? - It works.	- Are you messing with me? - It works.
1051	01:00:24,287	01:00:25,993	That doesn't really make sense.	That doesn't really make sense.
1052	01:00:29,835	01:00:32,167	So, you ready for this?	So, you ready for this?
1053	01:00:32,254	01:00:33,994	You gonna get the 'rents to the dance?	You gonna get the 'rents to the dance?
1054	01:00:34,089	01:00:36,796	Yep. Both at the same time.	Yep. Both at the same time.
1055	01:00:36,883	01:00:39,374	They'll be coming at exactly 9:30.	They'll be coming at exactly 9:30.
1056	01:00:39,469	01:00:42,461	And the dj's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play?	And the dj's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play?
1057	01:00:42,556	01:00:44,421	- Done. - Impressive.	- Done. - Impressive.
1058	01:00:44,516	01:00:47,508	Oliver Reed, you are ready fo live off-leash!	Oliver Reed, you are ready fo live off-leash!
1059	01:00:49,146	01:00:51,011	Thanks, Henry. I love you, too.	Thanks, Henry. I love you, too.
1060	01:00:51,106	01:00:53,097	Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance,	Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance,
1061	01:00:53,191	01:00:55,728	you go with that tasty blue number with the dots.	you go with that tasty blue number with the dots.
1062	01:00:55,819	01:00:57,775	- You mean this one? - Bingo.	- You mean this one? - Bingo.
1063	01:00:57,863	01:01:00,195	Stylin'.	Stylin'.
1064	01:01:01,199	01:01:03,010	You know, one of the things that I love about your country	You know, one of the things that I love about your country
1065	01:01:03,034	01:01:05,525	is you guys can use an app to pay for everything.	is you guys can use an app to pay for everything.
1066	01:01:05,620	01:01:07,736	- Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash.	- Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash.
1067	01:01:07,831	01:01:09,571	Can you show me how that works, please?	Can you show me how that works, please?
1068	01:01:09,666	01:01:11,998	Sure. It's simple.	Sure. It's simple.
1069	01:01:12,085	01:01:13,916	You just need to...	You just need to...
1070	01:01:15,505	01:01:17,837	What is this?	What is this?
1071	01:01:17,924	01:01:19,960	What did you do?	What did you do?
1072	01:01:20,051	01:01:23,635	It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out.	It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out.
1073	01:01:23,722	01:01:25,713	I just wanted to make it a little easier for you.	I just wanted to make it a little easier for you.
1074	01:01:27,767	01:01:30,804	Mr. mills, I don't know what to say.	Mr. mills, I don't know what to say.
1075	01:01:30,896	01:01:34,013	When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything.	When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything.
1076	01:01:34,107	01:01:36,393	I'll already know what you're thinking.	I'll already know what you're thinking.
1077	01:01:38,904	01:01:44,149	Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible.	Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible.
1078	01:01:44,242	01:01:47,609	Oliver created this technology for his family.	Oliver created this technology for his family.
1079	01:01:47,704	01:01:49,569	You cannot buy that.	You cannot buy that.
1080	01:01:56,546	01:01:58,457	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
1081	01:01:58,548	01:02:00,539	Jj	Jj
1082	01:02:06,806	01:02:09,718	- Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real.	- Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real.
1083	01:02:09,809	01:02:12,391	I don't know how, but he did it.	I don't know how, but he did it.
1084	01:02:12,479	01:02:15,596	Do you know what it'd mean if...	Do you know what it'd mean if...
1085	01:02:15,690	01:02:18,557	When I get my hands on this technology?	When I get my hands on this technology?
1086	01:02:18,652	01:02:20,893	You'll get another island? A bigger yacht?	You'll get another island? A bigger yacht?
1087	01:02:20,987	01:02:24,195	Oh, simple, simple, Bridget.	Oh, simple, simple, Bridget.
1088	01:02:24,282	01:02:26,614	For once, just try to think like a genius.	For once, just try to think like a genius.
1089	01:02:27,953	01:02:28,988	With this technology,	With this technology,
1090	01:02:29,079	01:02:33,072	I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking.	I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking.
1091	01:02:33,166	01:02:35,578	Every brilliant idea will be mine.	Every brilliant idea will be mine.
1092	01:02:37,921	01:02:40,082	I'll have a monopoly on knowledge.	I'll have a monopoly on knowledge.
1093	01:02:40,173	01:02:42,915	Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it.	Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it.
1094	01:02:43,009	01:02:48,094	Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit.	Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit.
1095	01:02:48,181	01:02:50,388	Oh, and good job, simple Bridget.	Oh, and good job, simple Bridget.
1096	01:02:51,601	01:02:53,967	Expect something special for your bonus this year.	Expect something special for your bonus this year.
1097	01:03:02,779	01:03:05,441	How 'bout mills labs? Mm?	How 'bout mills labs? Mm?
1098	01:03:05,532	01:03:07,523	Jj	Jj
1099	01:03:08,785	01:03:11,117	- Yes? - Great recon, munoz.	- Yes? - Great recon, munoz.
1100	01:03:11,204	01:03:12,910	That laptop's proved invaluable.	That laptop's proved invaluable.
1101	01:03:12,998	01:03:14,158	Thank you, sir.	Thank you, sir.
1102	01:03:14,249	01:03:15,409	Intel have informed us	Intel have informed us
1103	01:03:15,500	01:03:18,162	that mills has transferred $100,000	that mills has transferred $100,000
1104	01:03:18,253	01:03:21,620	into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing.	into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing.
1105	01:03:23,425	01:03:24,881	The FBI have been notified.	The FBI have been notified.
1106	01:03:24,968	01:03:26,799	Good work, munoz.	Good work, munoz.
1107	01:03:26,886	01:03:28,877	Does this mean we have corroboration?	Does this mean we have corroboration?
1108	01:03:28,972	01:03:30,837	We have corroboration.	We have corroboration.
1109	01:03:30,932	01:03:33,218	This is Jason bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon!	This is Jason bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon!
1110	01:03:33,310	01:03:34,971	That's so you.	That's so you.
1111	01:03:38,148	01:03:39,667	Make way for the total package!	Make way for the total package!
1112	01:03:39,691	01:03:41,932	Brains, personality, and good looks!	Brains, personality, and good looks!
1113	01:03:42,027	01:03:43,392	Oh, and Ollie, too.	Oh, and Ollie, too.
1114	01:03:43,486	01:03:45,977	- Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you!	- Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you!
1115	01:03:46,072	01:03:47,812	- Somebody's handsome. - Thanks.	- Somebody's handsome. - Thanks.
1116	01:03:47,907	01:03:50,239	- You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous?	- You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous?
1117	01:03:50,327	01:03:52,283	- No, just kinda... - Irresistible?	- No, just kinda... - Irresistible?
1118	01:03:52,370	01:03:53,906	Well, that is what I'm going for.	Well, that is what I'm going for.
1119	01:03:53,997	01:03:56,033	Oh!	Oh!
1120	01:03:56,124	01:03:58,456	You know how you always say that we can learn so much	You know how you always say that we can learn so much
1121	01:03:58,543	01:04:00,499	from observing someone else's behavior?	from observing someone else's behavior?
1122	01:04:00,587	01:04:02,123	- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.	- Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
1123	01:04:02,213	01:04:04,795	I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry.	I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry.
1124	01:04:06,426	01:04:08,337	Maybe not right now.	Maybe not right now.
1125	01:04:08,428	01:04:10,293	Oh, a little privacy, please.	Oh, a little privacy, please.
1126	01:04:10,388	01:04:13,972	But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time?	But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time?
1127	01:04:14,059	01:04:15,059	Dogs always seem happy.	Dogs always seem happy.
1128	01:04:15,143	01:04:16,203	- Because they are! - Because they are!	- Because they are! - Because they are!
1129	01:04:16,227	01:04:17,433	- Jinx. - Jinx.	- Jinx. - Jinx.
1130	01:04:18,897	01:04:21,183	Henry and I were just talking.	Henry and I were just talking.
1131	01:04:21,274	01:04:22,605	- Zip it. - And he talked back?	- Zip it. - And he talked back?
1132	01:04:22,692	01:04:24,478	Nix-nay on the alking-tay.	Nix-nay on the alking-tay.
1133	01:04:24,569	01:04:26,855	Remember? Criminally insane?	Remember? Criminally insane?
1134	01:04:26,946	01:04:29,688	Never mind. The point is, they're happy	Never mind. The point is, they're happy
1135	01:04:29,783	01:04:31,819	because they appreciate the simple things in life.	because they appreciate the simple things in life.
1136	01:04:31,910	01:04:35,528	The important things, like love and family.	The important things, like love and family.
1137	01:04:36,664	01:04:38,620	They don't complicate life the way people do.	They don't complicate life the way people do.
1138	01:04:38,708	01:04:40,448	I am impressive.	I am impressive.
1139	01:04:40,543	01:04:42,158	I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie,	I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie,
1140	01:04:42,253	01:04:44,744	but when you get older, life just isn't that simple.	but when you get older, life just isn't that simple.
1141	01:04:44,839	01:04:46,795	- But it can be. - Sell it, my brother.	- But it can be. - Sell it, my brother.
1142	01:04:46,883	01:04:50,341	See, people are always so busy searching for a better life,	See, people are always so busy searching for a better life,
1143	01:04:50,428	01:04:53,795	they forget about the great one they already have.	they forget about the great one they already have.
1144	01:04:53,890	01:04:56,723	Oh! Look what I found under my bed.	Oh! Look what I found under my bed.
1145	01:04:59,062	01:05:01,769	We had some great trips in that thing.	We had some great trips in that thing.
1146	01:05:03,191	01:05:04,871	Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance.	Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance.
1147	01:05:04,901	01:05:06,141	You're a closer.	You're a closer.
1148	01:05:06,236	01:05:07,726	Wait, baby, do you want a ride?	Wait, baby, do you want a ride?
1149	01:05:07,821	01:05:10,528	Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk.	Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk.
1150	01:05:10,615	01:05:15,109	Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my...	Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my...
1151	01:05:15,203	01:05:17,694	- Date. - Boom! Nailed it!	- Date. - Boom! Nailed it!
1152	01:05:17,789	01:05:19,245	- What? - When did that happen?	- What? - When did that happen?
1153	01:05:19,332	01:05:21,163	- Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl?	- Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl?
1154	01:05:21,251	01:05:23,412	Her name's Sophie. And get this...	Her name's Sophie. And get this...
1155	01:05:23,503	01:05:25,368	She likes me for me.	She likes me for me.
1156	01:05:25,463	01:05:27,169	Well, yeah. I mean...	Well, yeah. I mean...
1157	01:05:27,257	01:05:29,623	I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality.	I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality.
1158	01:05:29,717	01:05:32,299	You know what else they like? Confident dancers.	You know what else they like? Confident dancers.
1159	01:05:32,387	01:05:34,799	Dad, no, please, please stop.	Dad, no, please, please stop.
1160	01:05:34,889	01:05:37,471	That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog.	That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog.
1161	01:05:37,559	01:05:39,390	- I will never unsee that. - Oh, god.	- I will never unsee that. - Oh, god.
1162	01:05:39,477	01:05:41,013	- I'm just telling you. - I get it.	- I'm just telling you. - I get it.
1163	01:05:41,104	01:05:42,665	- I should really go. - All right, hotshot.	- I should really go. - All right, hotshot.
1164	01:05:42,689	01:05:44,429	- Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me.	- Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me.
1165	01:05:44,524	01:05:47,766	- You know, whatever you want. - Just... call me.	- You know, whatever you want. - Just... call me.
1166	01:05:47,861	01:05:50,352	- Okay. - My work here is finished.	- Okay. - My work here is finished.
1167	01:05:50,447	01:05:51,715	- I love you guys. - I love you, too.	- I love you guys. - I love you, too.
1168	01:05:51,739	01:05:52,939	- I love you. - Henry, come on.	- I love you. - Henry, come on.
1169	01:05:52,991	01:05:56,324	Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like dad.	Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like dad.
1170	01:06:02,542	01:06:05,955	- We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll.	- We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll.
1171	01:06:06,045	01:06:09,833	That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar millan-type stuff.	That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar millan-type stuff.
1172	01:06:09,924	01:06:11,380	Where did all that wisdom come from?	Where did all that wisdom come from?
1173	01:06:11,468	01:06:14,084	You, Henry! You!	You, Henry! You!
1174	01:06:14,179	01:06:16,215	Right, I know. Just checkin'.	Right, I know. Just checkin'.
1175	01:06:16,306	01:06:18,386	It's funny how your life can change in just two days.	It's funny how your life can change in just two days.
1176	01:06:21,394	01:06:22,884	- Hey, who are you? - No!	- Hey, who are you? - No!
1177	01:06:22,979	01:06:26,312	- Let him go! Ollie! - Hey!	- Let him go! Ollie! - Hey!
1178	01:06:26,399	01:06:29,141	Let me go! What's happening?	Let me go! What's happening?
1179	01:06:29,235	01:06:32,068	Let us out! Let us out right now!	Let us out! Let us out right now!
1180	01:06:32,155	01:06:34,020	Right now!	Right now!
1181	01:06:35,575	01:06:37,566	Jj	Jj
1182	01:06:48,004	01:06:49,369	You're lucky I didn't bite you.	You're lucky I didn't bite you.
1183	01:06:50,590	01:06:52,546	- Mr. mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver.	- Mr. mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver.
1184	01:06:52,634	01:06:53,714	Oh, looky here.	Oh, looky here.
1185	01:06:53,801	01:06:55,883	Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar.	Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar.
1186	01:06:55,970	01:06:58,803	An alluring bond girl? Not weird at all!	An alluring bond girl? Not weird at all!
1187	01:06:58,890	01:07:01,051	- What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping.	- What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping.
1188	01:07:01,142	01:07:03,508	I wanted to talk to you about your technology.	I wanted to talk to you about your technology.
1189	01:07:03,603	01:07:04,638	Are you hungry?	Are you hungry?
1190	01:07:04,729	01:07:06,369	Wait. What? No one said there'd be shacks.	Wait. What? No one said there'd be shacks.
1191	01:07:06,439	01:07:08,475	No, actually, I have to get to...	No, actually, I have to get to...
1192	01:07:08,566	01:07:10,727	School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem.	School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem.
1193	01:07:10,818	01:07:12,479	How did you know that?	How did you know that?
1194	01:07:16,658	01:07:18,239	I know stuff.	I know stuff.
1195	01:07:20,453	01:07:21,693	Why are you...?	Why are you...?
1196	01:07:21,788	01:07:24,951	Ollie, the guy in the tj Maxx suit has a gun.	Ollie, the guy in the tj Maxx suit has a gun.
1197	01:07:25,041	01:07:26,702	- Really? - I may be wrong.	- Really? - I may be wrong.
1198	01:07:26,793	01:07:28,078	It could be men's wearhouse.	It could be men's wearhouse.
1199	01:07:28,169	01:07:30,272	I think I can make a break for the door and go get help.	I think I can make a break for the door and go get help.
1200	01:07:30,296	01:07:32,107	Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off,	Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off,
1201	01:07:32,131	01:07:34,068	so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign.	so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign.
1202	01:07:34,092	01:07:36,028	Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle...	Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle...
1203	01:07:36,052	01:07:37,588	- Now! - That works. Bye!	- Now! - That works. Bye!
1204	01:07:37,679	01:07:40,386	- Get the dog! - Henry!	- Get the dog! - Henry!
1205	01:07:40,473	01:07:42,054	Henry, go! Run!	Henry, go! Run!
1206	01:07:42,141	01:07:43,381	Don't kill him!	Don't kill him!
1207	01:07:43,476	01:07:45,467	- I need him! - Henry!	- I need him! - Henry!
1208	01:07:45,562	01:07:48,304	- Move! - Henry, run!	- Move! - Henry, run!
1209	01:07:48,398	01:07:49,854	Move!	Move!
1210	01:07:52,986	01:07:54,897	You sure you're not hungry?	You sure you're not hungry?
1211	01:08:12,505	01:08:16,248	Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home!	Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home!
1212	01:08:16,342	01:08:19,334	Woo! I really need to up my cardio.	Woo! I really need to up my cardio.
1213	01:08:19,429	01:08:22,216	Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation	Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation
1214	01:08:22,307	01:08:24,013	and I can't do it alone.	and I can't do it alone.
1215	01:08:24,100	01:08:26,591	I need help. I need a dog, or two.	I need help. I need a dog, or two.
1216	01:08:26,686	01:08:29,644	I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs!	I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs!
1217	01:08:29,731	01:08:34,395	Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds	Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds
1218	01:08:34,485	01:08:35,895	and come to the window.	and come to the window.
1219	01:08:35,987	01:08:39,525	My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him.	My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him.
1220	01:08:41,200	01:08:42,736	How should I know?	How should I know?
1221	01:08:42,827	01:08:45,785	It's your house. Try the back door!	It's your house. Try the back door!
1222	01:08:49,334	01:08:51,040	Henry, he's your best friend.	Henry, he's your best friend.
1223	01:08:51,127	01:08:53,493	You have to be willing to do anything to save him.	You have to be willing to do anything to save him.
1224	01:08:53,588	01:08:55,328	Anything. Even this.	Anything. Even this.
1225	01:08:55,423	01:08:57,584	Ted! Can I talk to you for a second?	Ted! Can I talk to you for a second?
1226	01:08:57,675	01:08:59,415	It's important!	It's important!
1227	01:09:01,220	01:09:04,007	Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help.	Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help.
1228	01:09:04,098	01:09:06,339	Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party.	Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party.
1229	01:09:06,434	01:09:08,220	[I don't care!	[I don't care!
1230	01:09:08,311	01:09:09,676	Shut up! I need your help!	Shut up! I need your help!
1231	01:09:09,771	01:09:13,184	Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please.	Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please.
1232	01:09:16,069	01:09:17,934	Skittles!	Skittles!
1233	01:09:18,029	01:09:21,066	Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time.	Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time.
1234	01:09:21,157	01:09:23,398	I need your help now!	I need your help now!
1235	01:09:26,371	01:09:28,362	Jj	Jj
1236	01:09:40,343	01:09:41,833	Sit.	Sit.
1237	01:09:58,820	01:10:03,280	Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain	Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain
1238	01:10:03,366	01:10:06,449	that is like lightning through your spine	that is like lightning through your spine
1239	01:10:06,536	01:10:08,993	and it's cooking your hind quarters?	and it's cooking your hind quarters?
1240	01:10:10,248	01:10:11,738	Yeah, me neither.	Yeah, me neither.
1241	01:10:11,833	01:10:13,164	Jj	Jj
1242	01:10:13,251	01:10:15,242	Hello?	Hello?
1243	01:10:15,336	01:10:17,042	Hello? Can you hear me?	Hello? Can you hear me?
1244	01:10:17,130	01:10:21,043	Anyone? Hello? My name is xiao.	Anyone? Hello? My name is xiao.
1245	01:10:21,134	01:10:24,752	Three days ago, I hacked into indium 6, and I'm very sorry.	Three days ago, I hacked into indium 6, and I'm very sorry.
1246	01:10:24,846	01:10:29,385	I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble.	I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble.
1247	01:10:29,475	01:10:32,433	Mr. ram mills is after Oliver's technology.	Mr. ram mills is after Oliver's technology.
1248	01:10:32,520	01:10:34,135	I fear for Oliver's safety.	I fear for Oliver's safety.
1249	01:10:34,230	01:10:38,269	I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology...	I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology...
1250	01:10:38,359	01:10:39,974	A GPS dog collar.	A GPS dog collar.
1251	01:10:40,069	01:10:43,277	If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. mills.	If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. mills.
1252	01:10:47,493	01:10:50,485	You think you know me? Huh?	You think you know me? Huh?
1253	01:10:51,622	01:10:53,533	You have no idea.	You have no idea.
1254	01:10:54,542	01:10:56,157	I ook at me.	I ook at me.
1255	01:10:56,252	01:10:59,995	I would do anything to acquire this technology.	I would do anything to acquire this technology.
1256	01:11:01,090	01:11:03,126	Anything.	Anything.
1257	01:11:05,887	01:11:06,887	So now...	So now...
1258	01:11:08,097	01:11:09,507	Ttell me how you did it.	Ttell me how you did it.
1259	01:11:11,267	01:11:13,474	Never running again. This is it.	Never running again. This is it.
1260	01:11:13,561	01:11:15,267	After today, I walk everywhere.	After today, I walk everywhere.
1261	01:11:16,355	01:11:18,186	Come on, there's a rear entrance this way.	Come on, there's a rear entrance this way.
1262	01:11:19,901	01:11:21,266	Get up!	Get up!
1263	01:11:31,954	01:11:33,819	Henry!	Henry!
1264	01:11:33,915	01:11:37,954	You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you?	You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you?
1265	01:11:39,003	01:11:40,288	Huh?	Huh?
1266	01:11:42,089	01:11:45,377	Jj	Jj
1267	01:11:54,936	01:11:56,747	Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right!	Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right!
1268	01:11:56,771	01:11:58,932	That's enough! That's enough!	That's enough! That's enough!
1269	01:11:59,023	01:12:00,388	Dude's trapped.	Dude's trapped.
1270	01:12:00,483	01:12:01,814	He can't escape, and he knows ft.	He can't escape, and he knows ft.
1271	01:12:01,901	01:12:03,732	Great work, everybody.	Great work, everybody.
1272	01:12:03,820	01:12:06,983	Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie.	Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie.
1273	01:12:07,073	01:12:09,689	Ollie, go to the dance.	Ollie, go to the dance.
1274	01:12:09,784	01:12:11,194	Ted and I will handle this fool.	Ted and I will handle this fool.
1275	01:12:11,285	01:12:13,492	- You're not gonna... - Kill him? No.	- You're not gonna... - Kill him? No.
1276	01:12:13,579	01:12:16,366	Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves.	Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves.
1277	01:12:16,457	01:12:20,075	But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him.	But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him.
1278	01:12:20,169	01:12:22,125	- You cool with that? - Actually, yes.	- You cool with that? - Actually, yes.
1279	01:12:22,213	01:12:24,295	Cool. Stick to the plan.	Cool. Stick to the plan.
1280	01:12:24,382	01:12:26,247	Sophie, parents, song.	Sophie, parents, song.
1281	01:12:26,342	01:12:28,549	- You got this. - Okay.	- You got this. - Okay.
1282	01:12:28,636	01:12:29,796	- Thanks, Henry. - Go.	- Thanks, Henry. - Go.
1283	01:12:29,887	01:12:32,219	I'll be there in 20 minutes!	I'll be there in 20 minutes!
1284	01:12:33,224	01:12:36,261	For only two legs, that kid is fast!	For only two legs, that kid is fast!
1285	01:12:36,352	01:12:38,343	Jj	Jj
1286	01:12:54,537	01:12:56,528	Jj	Jj
1287	01:13:11,262	01:13:13,253	Jj	Jj
1288	01:13:27,278	01:13:28,278	What are you looking at?	What are you looking at?
1289	01:13:31,365	01:13:33,151	Look away!	Look away!
1290	01:13:33,242	01:13:35,984	Where are you, you disgusting animal?	Where are you, you disgusting animal?
1291	01:13:37,246	01:13:39,737	Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare!	Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare!
1292	01:13:43,210	01:13:45,542	Take a whiff of that, fart face!	Take a whiff of that, fart face!
1293	01:13:45,713	01:13:47,624	Jj	Jj
1294	01:13:59,977	01:14:01,808	Ollie!	Ollie!
1295	01:14:01,896	01:14:03,227	Sophie!	Sophie!
1296	01:14:03,314	01:14:07,102	- You came! Are you okay? - I think so.	- You came! Are you okay? - I think so.
1297	01:14:07,193	01:14:10,026	I just got kidnapped by Mr. mills. He was choking me,	I just got kidnapped by Mr. mills. He was choking me,
1298	01:14:10,112	01:14:12,979	and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in	and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in
1299	01:14:13,074	01:14:15,281	and they rescued me.	and they rescued me.
1300	01:14:21,958	01:14:23,619	Oliver, you are so funny. I love it.	Oliver, you are so funny. I love it.
1301	01:14:23,709	01:14:25,040	I'm not joking.	I'm not joking.
1302	01:14:25,127	01:14:27,994	Jj	Jj
1303	01:14:28,089	01:14:30,171	Callen, munoz.	Callen, munoz.
1304	01:14:30,257	01:14:32,748	We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker.	We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker.
1305	01:14:32,843	01:14:34,834	We're trusting him as an ally.	We're trusting him as an ally.
1306	01:14:34,929	01:14:36,669	Sending you the coordinates of mills.	Sending you the coordinates of mills.
1307	01:14:36,764	01:14:39,972	He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog.	He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog.
1308	01:14:40,059	01:14:42,095	Bring in him and the boy immediately.	Bring in him and the boy immediately.
1309	01:14:44,438	01:14:47,396	Remember, belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie	Remember, belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie
1310	01:14:47,483	01:14:50,520	and then... Go on the lookout for the parents.	and then... Go on the lookout for the parents.
1311	01:14:55,616	01:14:56,885	I don't get it. You told this joke already.	I don't get it. You told this joke already.
1312	01:14:56,909	01:14:59,400	It's not a joke. Mr. mills...	It's not a joke. Mr. mills...
1313	01:14:59,495	01:15:02,077	- Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie.	- Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie.
1314	01:15:02,164	01:15:03,475	You should've seen Ted. He was awesome.	You should've seen Ted. He was awesome.
1315	01:15:03,499	01:15:05,740	- Henry! - First he sat on Mr. mills,	- Henry! - First he sat on Mr. mills,
1316	01:15:05,835	01:15:07,104	- and then... - You lost your collar!	- and then... - You lost your collar!
1317	01:15:07,128	01:15:09,961	Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later.	Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later.
1318	01:15:10,047	01:15:11,628	We're gonna go watch for mom and dad.	We're gonna go watch for mom and dad.
1319	01:15:11,716	01:15:14,207	Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance.	Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance.
1320	01:15:14,301	01:15:16,417	Okay.	Okay.
1321	01:15:16,512	01:15:19,003	Jj	Jj
1322	01:15:35,573	01:15:37,313	Hey, Ollie.	Hey, Ollie.
1323	01:15:37,408	01:15:39,899	Oh, you must be Sophie.	Oh, you must be Sophie.
1324	01:15:39,994	01:15:42,451	I have heard so much about you.	I have heard so much about you.
1325	01:15:42,538	01:15:43,823	Mom!	Mom!
1326	01:15:43,914	01:15:45,745	It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents.	It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents.
1327	01:15:45,833	01:15:48,540	Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is dad.	Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is dad.
1328	01:15:48,627	01:15:51,585	Ollie, this dance is amazing!	Ollie, this dance is amazing!
1329	01:15:51,672	01:15:53,162	Are you sure you wanna go home?	Are you sure you wanna go home?
1330	01:15:53,257	01:15:56,124	Any moment now, dad's gonna make his grand entrance,	Any moment now, dad's gonna make his grand entrance,
1331	01:15:56,218	01:15:57,549	his hero moment,	his hero moment,
1332	01:15:57,636	01:16:00,503	his iron man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle,	his iron man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle,
1333	01:16:00,598	01:16:03,180	ready to beat up the bad guys!	ready to beat up the bad guys!
1334	01:16:06,979	01:16:08,685	Or not.	Or not.
1335	01:16:08,773	01:16:11,856	Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire.	Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire.
1336	01:16:14,195	01:16:15,355	Come with me.	Come with me.
1337	01:16:15,446	01:16:17,437	Jj	Jj
1338	01:16:28,501	01:16:30,162	Now!	Now!
1339	01:16:52,566	01:16:55,729	It's out of our paws now, my friend.	It's out of our paws now, my friend.
1340	01:17:16,048	01:17:17,254	Will you dance with me?	Will you dance with me?
1341	01:17:36,402	01:17:37,482	Is that the look?	Is that the look?
1342	01:17:40,030	01:17:42,942	Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie.	Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie.
1343	01:17:57,173	01:17:59,164	Jj	Jj
1344	01:18:20,321	01:18:22,687	Hey. Remember this?	Hey. Remember this?
1345	01:18:23,866	01:18:25,346	They played this song at our wedding.	They played this song at our wedding.
1346	01:18:26,702	01:18:30,240	Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife?	Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife?
1347	01:18:30,331	01:18:32,822	Nah, I don't remember.	Nah, I don't remember.
1348	01:18:32,917	01:18:36,751	- It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here.	- It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here.
1349	01:18:40,716	01:18:44,800	Hey. Is everything okay?	Hey. Is everything okay?
1350	01:18:44,887	01:18:46,548	Everything's great.	Everything's great.
1351	01:18:46,639	01:18:47,719	Belle, listen.	Belle, listen.
1352	01:18:47,806	01:18:50,422	I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day.	I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day.
1353	01:18:50,517	01:18:52,223	I sounded like a real dog.	I sounded like a real dog.
1354	01:18:52,311	01:18:54,597	I mean, not a real... You know what I mean.	I mean, not a real... You know what I mean.
1355	01:18:54,688	01:18:57,304	- Do you wanna dance? - Sure.	- Do you wanna dance? - Sure.
1356	01:19:12,373	01:19:13,453	Remember, belle.	Remember, belle.
1357	01:19:13,540	01:19:17,579	If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals.	If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals.
1358	01:19:17,670	01:19:21,003	Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them.	Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them.
1359	01:19:21,090	01:19:22,671	Which is basically any kid.	Which is basically any kid.
1360	01:19:41,402	01:19:45,236	So, thought reader, what am I thinking now?	So, thought reader, what am I thinking now?
1361	01:19:57,876	01:19:59,707	You're getting warmer.	You're getting warmer.
1362	01:20:36,832	01:20:38,322	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
1363	01:20:38,417	01:20:39,782	Belle, get Ollie!	Belle, get Ollie!
1364	01:20:39,877	01:20:41,663	Henry! Henry!	Henry! Henry!
1365	01:20:43,130	01:20:44,916	Henry!	Henry!
1366	01:20:45,007	01:20:47,749	I got this fool.	I got this fool.
1367	01:20:49,970	01:20:52,177	- You just cold-cocked Mr. mills. - I did!	- You just cold-cocked Mr. mills. - I did!
1368	01:20:52,264	01:20:55,256	I totally nailed that dude!	I totally nailed that dude!
1369	01:20:55,351	01:20:57,683	- We cool? - Super cool.	- We cool? - Super cool.
1370	01:20:57,770	01:20:59,726	You've got nothing on me! Nothing!	You've got nothing on me! Nothing!
1371	01:20:59,813	01:21:02,292	Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time.	Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time.
1372	01:21:02,316	01:21:06,275	Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery.	Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery.
1373	01:21:06,362	01:21:08,148	I work for Mr. mills.	I work for Mr. mills.
1374	01:21:08,238	01:21:10,149	I can vouch for this man.	I can vouch for this man.
1375	01:21:10,240	01:21:12,356	And I can assure you,	And I can assure you,
1376	01:21:12,451	01:21:15,568	you will have plenty on him.	you will have plenty on him.
1377	01:21:18,874	01:21:22,287	Oh, simple, simple mills.	Oh, simple, simple mills.
1378	01:21:22,378	01:21:25,336	If only you could think like a genius.	If only you could think like a genius.
1379	01:21:32,054	01:21:33,919	- Bye-bye. - What's going on here?	- Bye-bye. - What's going on here?
1380	01:21:34,014	01:21:35,325	- He kidnapped me. It was Mr. mills. - Ollie, what...?	- He kidnapped me. It was Mr. mills. - Ollie, what...?
1381	01:21:35,349	01:21:39,012	I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion,	I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion,
1382	01:21:39,103	01:21:42,095	and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite.	and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite.
1383	01:21:42,189	01:21:43,189	Uh, what? What is that?	Uh, what? What is that?
1384	01:21:43,273	01:21:45,233	- What does that mean? - You need to come with us.	- What does that mean? - You need to come with us.
1385	01:21:48,070	01:21:49,731	- Okay. - Ollie!	- Okay. - Ollie!
1386	01:21:49,822	01:21:52,655	Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house?	Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house?
1387	01:21:52,825	01:21:56,158	So, Ollie never went fo any big house.	So, Ollie never went fo any big house.
1388	01:21:56,245	01:21:57,655	He went to his own house.	He went to his own house.
1389	01:21:57,746	01:21:59,282	A comfortably-sized house,	A comfortably-sized house,
1390	01:21:59,373	01:22:01,364	where he was sentenced for home detention,	where he was sentenced for home detention,
1391	01:22:03,168	01:22:06,251	except you stay in your own home as your punishment.	except you stay in your own home as your punishment.
1392	01:22:06,338	01:22:07,794	How cool is that?	How cool is that?
1393	01:22:07,881	01:22:10,042	It's where you serve your time for your crime.	It's where you serve your time for your crime.
1394	01:22:11,176	01:22:13,292	It's also where you serve pancakes.	It's also where you serve pancakes.
1395	01:22:13,387	01:22:15,628	Just a second, Henry.	Just a second, Henry.
1396	01:22:15,722	01:22:16,928	Pancakes are almost done.	Pancakes are almost done.
1397	01:22:17,933	01:22:22,267	Needless to say, dad turned down the Springfield university job.	Needless to say, dad turned down the Springfield university job.
1398	01:22:22,354	01:22:26,688	Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen.	Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen.
1399	01:22:26,775	01:22:29,266	Doesn't do any cool jumps or spins or anything.	Doesn't do any cool jumps or spins or anything.
1400	01:22:29,361	01:22:33,195	But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280.	But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280.
1401	01:22:33,282	01:22:35,819	Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet.	Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet.
1402	01:22:35,909	01:22:39,072	Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair.	Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair.
1403	01:22:39,163	01:22:41,199	- What's in that green juice? - Mom!	- What's in that green juice? - Mom!
1404	01:22:41,290	01:22:43,622	- Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread.	- Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread.
1405	01:22:43,709	01:22:45,620	- Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going?	- Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going?
1406	01:22:45,711	01:22:48,544	- It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it.	- It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it.
1407	01:22:48,630	01:22:50,291	Apparently, I'm killing it.	Apparently, I'm killing it.
1408	01:22:50,382	01:22:51,872	Like you do.	Like you do.
1409	01:22:57,389	01:23:01,132	I've only played games on my switch. I haven't done anything.	I've only played games on my switch. I haven't done anything.
1410	01:23:01,226	01:23:02,466	Actually, you have.	Actually, you have.
1411	01:23:04,188	01:23:06,725	Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated...	Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated...
1412	01:23:06,815	01:23:09,227	We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges	We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges
1413	01:23:09,318	01:23:10,837	in exchange for your services this summer.	in exchange for your services this summer.
1414	01:23:10,861	01:23:11,896	Seriously?	Seriously?
1415	01:23:11,987	01:23:13,648	We're part of a global initiative	We're part of a global initiative
1416	01:23:13,739	01:23:16,981	to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation.	to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation.
1417	01:23:17,075	01:23:19,691	With the help of great minds like Oliver's.	With the help of great minds like Oliver's.
1418	01:23:21,788	01:23:23,494	And Henry's.	And Henry's.
1419	01:23:26,376	01:23:28,367	Jj	Jj
1420	01:23:31,632	01:23:33,839	Do you understand me?	Do you understand me?
1421	01:23:33,926	01:23:38,590	- I do. - Do you... understand me?	- I do. - Do you... understand me?
1422	01:23:38,680	01:23:43,800	I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch.	I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch.
1423	01:23:44,895	01:23:46,977	- Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah.	- Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah.
1424	01:23:47,064	01:23:48,520	- Callen? Heh. - Sorry.	- Callen? Heh. - Sorry.
1425	01:23:49,983	01:23:51,268	May I?	May I?
1426	01:23:51,360	01:23:52,360	- Yeah. - Yeah, good.	- Yeah. - Yeah, good.
1427	01:23:54,279	01:23:56,691	- Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back!	- Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back!
1428	01:23:56,782	01:23:58,760	- That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking?	- That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking?
1429	01:23:58,784	01:24:00,803	He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog?	He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog?
1430	01:24:00,827	01:24:03,264	- Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him.	- Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him.
1431	01:24:03,288	01:24:05,779	Oh, my god, he's talking to the dog.	Oh, my god, he's talking to the dog.
1432	01:24:05,874	01:24:08,160	Look at how happy dad is. How cool is this, right?	Look at how happy dad is. How cool is this, right?
1433	01:24:08,252	01:24:11,494	Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location...	Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location...
1434	01:24:11,588	01:24:13,124	Hawaii!	Hawaii!
1435	01:24:13,215	01:24:14,651	- I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine.	- I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine.
1436	01:24:14,675	01:24:16,415	Hawaii? Wait, which island?	Hawaii? Wait, which island?
1437	01:24:16,510	01:24:20,298	You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice.	You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice.
1438	01:24:20,389	01:24:21,389	Pick a party school.	Pick a party school.
1439	01:24:21,473	01:24:22,963	What about my parents? Can they come?	What about my parents? Can they come?
1440	01:24:23,058	01:24:25,674	Of course. Everything's been arranged.	Of course. Everything's been arranged.
1441	01:24:28,480	01:24:31,688	- Mom? Dad”? Can we go? - Can we go?	- Mom? Dad”? Can we go? - Can we go?
1442	01:24:32,776	01:24:33,811	No. No.	No. No.
1443	01:24:34,820	01:24:35,935	What?	What?
1444	01:24:36,029	01:24:38,896	Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii?	Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii?
1445	01:24:38,991	01:24:40,777	Yeah, you can go.	Yeah, you can go.
1446	01:24:40,867	01:24:41,982	Yeah. Whoa.	Yeah. Whoa.
1447	01:24:42,077	01:24:45,194	Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop.	Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop.
1448	01:24:45,289	01:24:48,781	Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop!	Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop!
1449	01:24:50,961	01:24:53,327	Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend?	Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend?
1450	01:24:53,422	01:24:54,582	What could be better?	What could be better?
1451	01:24:54,673	01:24:57,756	Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come!	Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come!
1452	01:24:57,843	01:25:00,926	See how good life can be when you keep it simple?	See how good life can be when you keep it simple?
1453	01:25:01,013	01:25:03,254	I mean, look at this family.	I mean, look at this family.
1454	01:25:03,348	01:25:06,090	Mom and dad, almost criminally attractive,	Mom and dad, almost criminally attractive,
1455	01:25:06,184	01:25:09,927	out of their rut and deeply in love.	out of their rut and deeply in love.
1456	01:25:10,022	01:25:12,513	Oliver, safe, happy,	Oliver, safe, happy,
1457	01:25:12,608	01:25:15,771	and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is.	and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is.
1458	01:25:15,861	01:25:18,193	Me? Still adorable,	Me? Still adorable,
1459	01:25:18,280	01:25:20,396	and now headed for an island paradise	and now headed for an island paradise
1460	01:25:20,490	01:25:23,903	to make the world a better place with my best friend.	to make the world a better place with my best friend.
1461	01:25:23,994	01:25:25,404	It kinda makes you wonder	It kinda makes you wonder
1462	01:25:25,495	01:25:28,202	how great could this incredible planet of ours be	how great could this incredible planet of ours be
1463	01:25:28,290	01:25:31,623	if everyone on it learned to think like a dog.	if everyone on it learned to think like a dog.
1464	01:27:09,725	01:27:11,716	Jj	Jj