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2 00:01:22,416 00:01:23,577 Wow. Wow.
3 00:01:23,650 00:01:27,484 Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet, Look at this big, beautiful, blue marble of a planet,
4 00:01:27,588 00:01:30,888 filled With billions of super smart humans. filled With billions of super smart humans.
5 00:01:30,958 00:01:33,586 So smart, they invented satellites. So smart, they invented satellites.
6 00:01:33,694 00:01:36,629 They also invented pizza, cutting scissors, They also invented pizza, cutting scissors,
7 00:01:36,730 00:01:40,189 and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside! and places Where you can go to the bathroom inside!
8 00:01:40,267 00:01:41,792 For all of their brilliance, For all of their brilliance,
9 00:01:41,902 00:01:44,269 most of them don't know the one simple thing most of them don't know the one simple thing
10 00:01:44,371 00:01:46,396 that every dog on Earth knows... that every dog on Earth knows...
11 00:01:46,473 00:01:49,067 the secret to being happy. the secret to being happy.
12 00:01:50,177 00:01:52,009 Whoa-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho!
13 00:01:52,112 00:01:54,604 It's like sticking my head out the window. It's like sticking my head out the window.
14 00:01:54,681 00:01:56,274 Now, all you need to know Now, all you need to know
15 00:01:56,350 00:01:59,479 is that this story is about Ollie and his family is that this story is about Ollie and his family
16 00:01:59,586 00:02:02,385 and how they learned to think more like me, and how they learned to think more like me,
17 00:02:02,456 00:02:05,721 their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated... their impossibly handsome, clever, uncomplicated...
18 00:02:05,792 00:02:07,817 ...happy dog. ...happy dog.
19 00:02:07,928 00:02:11,592 Look at my super smart human. Look at my super smart human.
20 00:02:11,665 00:02:15,966 Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China. Right now, he's saving the world with his friend who lives in China.
21 00:02:16,069 00:02:18,538 Does it get any cooler than that? Does it get any cooler than that?
22 00:02:18,639 00:02:20,038 You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me?
23 00:02:22,376 00:02:24,845 Wow. It feels so real. Wow. It feels so real.
24 00:02:25,846 00:02:27,143 Xiao! Xiao!
25 00:02:27,214 00:02:28,682 Where are you? Where are you?
26 00:02:28,782 00:02:30,716 I'm on my way! I'm on my way!
27 00:02:30,817 00:02:32,285 Not now, Henry. Not now, Henry.
28 00:02:33,654 00:02:34,917 Xiao, there's too many of them! Xiao, there's too many of them!
29 00:02:34,988 00:02:36,353 Ugh! Ugh!
30 00:02:36,456 00:02:37,446 I'm almost there. I'm almost there.
31 00:02:37,524 00:02:39,253 Ollie! Get ready for school! Ollie! Get ready for school!
32 00:02:46,166 00:02:48,157 - Wasn't that awesome? - Thanks. - Wasn't that awesome? - Thanks.
33 00:02:48,268 00:02:50,327 That's the most fun I've ever had losing. That's the most fun I've ever had losing.
34 00:02:50,404 00:02:51,997 Ollie, get ready for school. Ollie, get ready for school.
35 00:02:52,072 00:02:54,166 You can conquer the world later. You can conquer the world later.
36 00:02:54,241 00:02:55,868 Huh. Is there an echo in here? Huh. Is there an echo in here?
37 00:02:55,976 00:02:59,344 - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too. - Xiao, I gotta go. - Me, too.
38 00:03:18,699 00:03:20,667 So, my name's Henry. So, my name's Henry.
39 00:03:20,734 00:03:23,760 - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person. - Hey, buddy. What's going on? - And that's Oliver, my person.
40 00:03:23,871 00:03:26,363 And this is our morning routine. And this is our morning routine.
41 00:03:26,440 00:03:27,771 Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah! Want me to scratch your belly? Yeah!
42 00:03:27,875 00:03:30,901 Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them. Oh, I love the belly rubs, and Ollie loves to give them.
43 00:03:32,179 00:03:35,342 What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched! What a good boy! What a good boy! You want your belly scratched!
44 00:03:35,415 00:03:37,713 Something else you should know about Oliver is, Something else you should know about Oliver is,
45 00:03:37,818 00:03:39,877 he's incredibly inventive. he's incredibly inventive.
46 00:03:39,987 00:03:42,649 This is one of his more useful inventions. This is one of his more useful inventions.
47 00:03:44,858 00:03:48,317 Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart. Pretty coot, huh? He's pretty smart.
48 00:03:48,395 00:03:51,558 Not like Border Collie smart, but smart. Not like Border Collie smart, but smart.
49 00:03:51,632 00:03:55,432 The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development. The food dispenser, however, is still in Research and Development.
50 00:04:01,608 00:04:04,202 Ugh. Ugh.
51 00:04:04,278 00:04:07,213 That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad. That handsome man is Lukas, Ollie's dad.
52 00:04:07,281 00:04:09,181 He's about to drink Liquid Death, He's about to drink Liquid Death,
53 00:04:09,249 00:04:12,014 because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller, because he thinks it'll make him smarter, taller,
54 00:04:12,085 00:04:15,385 thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder. thinner, younger, or, I don't know, blonder.
55 00:04:15,455 00:04:19,392 You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows! You can't improve on perfection, Lukas. Take it from someone who knows!
56 00:04:19,459 00:04:21,257 I love human insecurities. I love human insecurities.
57 00:04:23,230 00:04:25,164 - Hey, Dad. - Hey. - Hey, Dad. - Hey.
58 00:04:25,265 00:04:27,165 Fall asleep on the couch again? Fall asleep on the couch again?
59 00:04:27,267 00:04:31,431 Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading. Uh... Yeah, I was... I was just reading.
60 00:04:31,505 00:04:34,167 Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life? Hey, you want some green goo? Feed your brain, feed your life?
61 00:04:34,274 00:04:35,935 - No, I'm good. - No? Ellen? - No, I'm good. - No? Ellen?
62 00:04:36,009 00:04:37,170 Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on. Feed your brain, feed your life. Come on.
63 00:04:37,277 00:04:39,609 - No, I'm good. - It's so good. - No, I'm good. - It's so good.
64 00:04:39,713 00:04:42,410 Don't think he understands what good means. Don't think he understands what good means.
65 00:04:42,483 00:04:44,645 Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure... Oh, hey, we got the roofer coming at 6:00 tonight, so we gotta make sure...
66 00:04:44,751 00:04:46,742 Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that. Oh, no, remember? I already told you I can't do that.
67 00:04:46,820 00:04:47,912 - You did? - Yeah... - You did? - Yeah...
68 00:04:47,988 00:04:51,219 That's Ellen, Ollie's mom. That's Ellen, Ollie's mom.
69 00:04:51,291 00:04:53,282 I kinda think of her as my mom, too, I kinda think of her as my mom, too,
70 00:04:53,393 00:04:57,626 because she's the one that picked me. I love her. because she's the one that picked me. I love her.
71 00:04:57,698 00:04:58,790 Yeah, I'm booked at the salon. Yeah, I'm booked at the salon.
72 00:04:58,866 00:05:01,028 I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo. I've got cracked heels and chipped nails out the wazoo.
73 00:05:01,134 00:05:03,000 - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister. - What's a wazoo? - It's your keister.
74 00:05:03,103 00:05:05,970 You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk. You know, like junk in the trunk. A badonkadonk.
75 00:05:06,039 00:05:07,165 It's your booty. It's your booty.
76 00:05:07,274 00:05:09,743 That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches? That thing you drag on the carpet when it itches?
77 00:05:11,411 00:05:13,436 So, what're we gonna do about the roof? So, what're we gonna do about the roof?
78 00:05:13,514 00:05:15,107 I don't know. I don't know.
79 00:05:16,583 00:05:18,813 Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule. Well, I guess I'll have to reschedule.
80 00:05:18,919 00:05:20,284 Do you need me to do it? Do you need me to do it?
81 00:05:20,354 00:05:22,448 Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean? Oh, okay, what's that supposed to mean?
82 00:05:22,523 00:05:23,854 Ding! Pop quiz. Ding! Pop quiz.
83 00:05:23,957 00:05:26,619 What species never has arguments like this? What species never has arguments like this?
84 00:05:26,693 00:05:28,058 - You know What? - Exactly. - You know What? - Exactly.
85 00:05:28,162 00:05:29,857 I'll handle it. All good. I'll handle it. All good.
86 00:05:29,963 00:05:31,624 So we're good on the roof? So we're good on the roof?
87 00:05:31,698 00:05:33,029 - Yeah. - Yup. - Yeah. - Yup.
88 00:05:33,133 00:05:35,363 Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair? Okay. Can I go to Li's after the science fair?
89 00:05:35,469 00:05:38,200 - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today? - Oh, my God! The science fair, Ollie. - That's today?
90 00:05:38,305 00:05:39,830 - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys. - Science fair's today? - It's cool, guys.
91 00:05:39,907 00:05:41,966 You're dealing with the roofer error. You're dealing with the roofer error.
92 00:05:42,042 00:05:45,706 Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair, Ollie, are you 100% sure that if we don't come to the science fair,
93 00:05:45,813 00:05:46,871 you're gonna be okay? you're gonna be okay?
94 00:05:46,980 00:05:48,004 I'm fine. I'm fine.
95 00:05:49,016 00:05:51,508 Oh... Okay, let's go. Oh... Okay, let's go.
96 00:05:51,618 00:05:53,609 - Bye, Dad. - All right. - Bye, Dad. - All right.
97 00:05:54,688 00:05:56,178 - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks! - Good luck at the fair! - Thanks!
98 00:05:56,256 00:05:58,384 Bye, Henry! Bye, Henry!
99 00:05:58,492 00:06:01,427 And Ollie and Ellen exit. And Ollie and Ellen exit.
100 00:06:01,528 00:06:04,691 Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat. Cue opening the 'frig for what he's actually gonna eat.
101 00:06:04,765 00:06:06,699 But first, as always, But first, as always,
102 00:06:06,767 00:06:10,397 he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided. he's gonna try to convince me that he hasn't already decided.
103 00:06:12,072 00:06:14,370 Yummy life? Long life? Yummy life? Long life?
104 00:06:14,474 00:06:15,737 You and I both know it's the pizza. You and I both know it's the pizza.
105 00:06:15,843 00:06:17,402 Yummy, long? Long, yummy? Yummy, long? Long, yummy?
106 00:06:18,679 00:06:20,909 Wow. Didn't see that one coming. Wow. Didn't see that one coming.
107 00:06:21,014 00:06:26,077 Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet. Liquid Death, or the best triangle-shaped food of the planet.
108 00:06:26,186 00:06:28,052 And that includes pie. And that includes pie.
109 00:06:34,228 00:06:37,789 Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Oh, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
110 00:06:37,898 00:06:40,799 Deny thy father, refuse thy name. Deny thy father, refuse thy name.
111 00:06:40,901 00:06:45,361 Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love. Or if not, thy will not be sworn my love.
112 00:06:45,439 00:06:49,706 Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance. Staring like a psychopath is not a substitute for asking her to the dance.
113 00:06:49,776 00:06:52,370 'Tis but thy name is my enemy. 'Tis but thy name is my enemy.
114 00:06:53,547 00:06:56,209 Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out. Ollie, you need to grow a pair, and ask her out.
115 00:06:58,318 00:07:00,878 Were he not called Romeo, Were he not called Romeo,
116 00:07:00,954 00:07:02,649 - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready. - retain the... - Never mind, you're not ready.
117 00:07:02,756 00:07:04,485 Sophie needs a man. Sophie needs a man.
118 00:07:04,591 00:07:06,992 Preferably, a Chinese-American man. Preferably, a Chinese-American man.
119 00:07:07,094 00:07:09,563 Know of any? Know of any?
120 00:07:09,630 00:07:10,825 Oliver! Oliver!
121 00:07:11,832 00:07:14,096 But soft! But soft!
122 00:07:14,201 00:07:16,260 What light through yonder window breaks? What light through yonder window breaks?
123 00:07:16,370 00:07:20,705 It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun. It is the east and Sophie is the brilliant sun.
124 00:07:23,043 00:07:25,535 As enchanting as Sophie is... As enchanting as Sophie is...
125 00:07:25,612 00:07:27,546 she's sitting over there, by the way... she's sitting over there, by the way...
126 00:07:27,614 00:07:31,744 the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and? the character's name is Juliet, as in Romeo and?
127 00:07:35,456 00:07:37,424 Stop staring! Stop staring!
128 00:07:37,491 00:07:40,256 Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo. Li was more convincing playing Juliet than you were playing Romeo.
129 00:07:40,327 00:07:42,694 Aww... Thank you! Aww... Thank you!
130 00:07:42,796 00:07:44,423 I was being facetious. I was being facetious.
131 00:07:44,498 00:07:46,296 Hey, a compliment's a compliment. Hey, a compliment's a compliment.
132 00:08:06,186 00:08:08,484 Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves? Your experiment's about reading someone's brain waves?
133 00:08:08,555 00:08:10,523 Not exactly. It's... Not exactly. It's...
134 00:08:10,624 00:08:14,356 It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in... It's about amplifying the electrical disturbances in...
135 00:08:14,461 00:08:16,953 Here's something disturbing for you. Here's something disturbing for you.
136 00:08:17,030 00:08:21,797 I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla. I'm going to crush you like Edison did Tesla.
137 00:08:24,304 00:08:26,136 Heh. Heh.
138 00:08:30,344 00:08:31,971 He got to you, didn't he? He got to you, didn't he?
139 00:08:32,045 00:08:35,242 Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school. Totally. It sucks being nerds at a nerd school.
140 00:08:36,517 00:08:39,384 Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's Welcome to the Mills School of Science and Technology's
141 00:08:39,486 00:08:42,319 15th annual Great Minds Symposium. 15th annual Great Minds Symposium.
142 00:08:45,526 00:08:50,020 And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor, And this year, we are honored to have our benefactor,
143 00:08:50,097 00:08:53,192 the technological pioneering genius, the technological pioneering genius,
144 00:08:53,267 00:08:55,361 your hero and mine, your hero and mine,
145 00:08:55,435 00:08:57,563 Mr. Ram Mills. Mr. Ram Mills.
146 00:09:05,212 00:09:07,374 That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills! That's Mr. Mills! The Mr. Mills!
147 00:09:09,316 00:09:11,910 Okay, okay. Okay. Okay, okay. Okay.
148 00:09:13,220 00:09:16,679 As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces As I look out at the bright, beautiful faces
149 00:09:16,757 00:09:19,658 filled with hopes and dreams, filled with hopes and dreams,
150 00:09:19,726 00:09:22,661 it reminds me of myself as a young man. it reminds me of myself as a young man.
151 00:09:24,231 00:09:27,667 Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent. Except the faces were a little darker and hope was non-existent.
152 00:09:29,903 00:09:32,201 Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world, Now, if you wanna make a positive impact in this world,
153 00:09:32,272 00:09:34,969 you're gonna have to string together some thoughts. you're gonna have to string together some thoughts.
154 00:09:35,075 00:09:38,238 You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones You're gonna have to lift your head up from your phones
155 00:09:38,312 00:09:41,111 and listen and learn from each other. and listen and learn from each other.
156 00:09:41,215 00:09:44,446 You are the eyes of the future. You are the eyes of the future.
157 00:09:44,551 00:09:46,986 You are the minds of the future. You are the minds of the future.
158 00:09:47,087 00:09:50,955 But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future. But most of all, you are the beating heart of the future.
159 00:09:51,058 00:09:53,789 And I want to listen and learn from you! And I want to listen and learn from you!
160 00:09:53,894 00:09:55,794 So, let's see some science! So, let's see some science!
161 00:09:59,600 00:10:01,898 Our first student, Will Younger, Our first student, Will Younger,
162 00:10:01,969 00:10:05,906 has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy. has an experiment concerning electromagnetic energy.
163 00:10:11,078 00:10:13,376 Hi. Hi.
164 00:10:13,447 00:10:15,916 An electromagnet is like a regular magnet, An electromagnet is like a regular magnet,
165 00:10:15,983 00:10:18,281 except with a lot more power. except with a lot more power.
166 00:10:18,385 00:10:22,618 But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off. But it will have no magnetic pull once the electricity is turned off.
167 00:10:22,723 00:10:24,418 You're a turn-off. You're a turn-off.
168 00:10:27,461 00:10:29,156 When the electromagnet on my helmet When the electromagnet on my helmet
169 00:10:29,263 00:10:31,231 is charged by the transformer, is charged by the transformer,
170 00:10:31,298 00:10:33,096 it will create enough magnetic energy it will create enough magnetic energy
171 00:10:33,167 00:10:35,465 to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me. to lift me off the ground to the metal bar above me.
172 00:10:39,640 00:10:41,699 Assistant? Please engage. Assistant? Please engage.
173 00:10:49,449 00:10:50,473 Mom! Mom!
174 00:10:52,553 00:10:53,850 Mom! Mom!
175 00:10:56,056 00:10:59,151 Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do. Don't worry, honey. Mommy knows what to do.
176 00:10:59,226 00:11:01,456 - Not good. - No, no, no! No! - Not good. - No, no, no! No!
177 00:11:06,567 00:11:08,160 Oh my God, honey! Oh my God, honey!
178 00:11:08,268 00:11:09,497 Help! Help!
179 00:11:09,603 00:11:11,537 Hang on, sweetie! Hang on, sweetie!
180 00:11:11,638 00:11:13,663 We're gonna get you down! We're gonna get you down!
181 00:11:13,774 00:11:16,209 No! No! No! No!
182 00:11:16,310 00:11:18,677 - Leave it! - Mom! - Leave it! - Mom!
183 00:11:18,779 00:11:21,510 You pull this, he falls. You pull this, he falls.
184 00:11:21,615 00:11:22,605 Get down here! Get down here!
185 00:11:26,453 00:11:28,854 On your mark, get set. Go! On your mark, get set. Go!
186 00:11:28,956 00:11:31,721 Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective. Like each of you, I once took soccer as an elective.
187 00:11:31,825 00:11:33,293 And I loved it. And I loved it.
188 00:11:33,360 00:11:36,887 And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami. And before I knew it, I got drafted by Miami.
189 00:11:36,997 00:11:40,058 This is a soccer ball, gentlemen. This is a soccer ball, gentlemen.
190 00:11:40,167 00:11:43,603 You're gonna kick the ball into that net. You're gonna kick the ball into that net.
191 00:11:43,704 00:11:44,830 Okay? Okay?
192 00:11:44,905 00:11:47,397 Pre-visualization is the key. Pre-visualization is the key.
193 00:11:48,609 00:11:52,170 If you can see it, you can be it. If you can see it, you can be it.
194 00:11:55,582 00:11:57,710 Okay? Great. All right. Okay? Great. All right.
195 00:11:57,784 00:11:59,047 Yes, Rodney? Yes, Rodney?
196 00:11:59,119 00:12:03,352 So... can we use our hands or not? So... can we use our hands or not?
197 00:12:04,358 00:12:06,588 You can't touch the soccer ball. You can't touch the soccer ball.
198 00:12:06,693 00:12:09,287 - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat... - But you're holding it. - I'm holding it because I'm demonstrat...
199 00:12:09,396 00:12:10,659 You have to kick the ball. You have to kick the ball.
200 00:12:10,731 00:12:15,328 You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right? You're gonna kick this ball into that net. Right?
201 00:12:15,402 00:12:18,497 Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there. Right. Okay, good, let's-let's go. Let's get out there.
202 00:12:20,574 00:12:23,339 What did I... No. No hands. What did I... No. No hands.
203 00:12:26,380 00:12:27,905 - Come on, guys. - Coach Reed. - Come on, guys. - Coach Reed.
204 00:12:28,015 00:12:30,609 Hey. Yes, sir. Hey. Yes, sir.
205 00:12:30,717 00:12:32,276 Hunter Williams, Springfield University. Hunter Williams, Springfield University.
206 00:12:32,386 00:12:35,617 More importantly, big fan from your Miami days. More importantly, big fan from your Miami days.
207 00:12:35,722 00:12:36,883 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
208 00:12:36,957 00:12:38,186 You got a minute? You got a minute?
209 00:12:41,128 00:12:42,425 Sorry, Coach. Sorry, Coach.
210 00:12:42,496 00:12:45,466 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do.
211 00:12:45,566 00:12:50,663 I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot. I wonder what Ollie's up to. Think about that a lot.
212 00:12:50,771 00:12:53,263 What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around? What does Ollie do all day long when I'm not around?
213 00:12:53,340 00:12:55,502 Must be boring. Must be boring.
214 00:12:55,609 00:12:57,509 Our next student won last year's science fair Our next student won last year's science fair
215 00:12:57,611 00:13:01,013 by designing his own GPS-based dog collar. by designing his own GPS-based dog collar.
216 00:13:01,115 00:13:02,310 Oliver Reed. Oliver Reed.
217 00:13:03,417 00:13:06,751 - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great. - This is the one I was telling you about. - Great.
218 00:13:06,820 00:13:08,515 Hello, sir. Hello, sir.
219 00:13:08,622 00:13:11,421 I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you. I practiced this presentation staring at a poster of you.
220 00:13:11,492 00:13:14,757 So, if you could just be perfectly still... So, if you could just be perfectly still...
221 00:13:14,828 00:13:16,728 and flat. and flat.
222 00:13:21,235 00:13:24,967 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said that thoughts are formed
223 00:13:25,072 00:13:29,066 by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain. by creating electrical currents or disturbances in the brain.
224 00:13:29,143 00:13:30,736 So, it stands to reason So, it stands to reason
225 00:13:30,811 00:13:35,009 that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances, that if we could amplify those electrical disturbances,
226 00:13:35,115 00:13:38,176 we should be able to hear another person's thoughts. we should be able to hear another person's thoughts.
227 00:13:38,285 00:13:40,344 - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer - You're right. This kid is special. - Who wants to volunteer
228 00:13:40,454 00:13:44,482 to have their thoughts, one thought, read? to have their thoughts, one thought, read?
229 00:13:44,558 00:13:45,719 I'll do it. I'll do it.
230 00:13:47,327 00:13:49,125 - Just stay still. - Okay. - Just stay still. - Okay.
231 00:13:49,196 00:13:50,960 With todays technology, With todays technology,
232 00:13:51,031 00:13:56,231 reading one thought, just one word, is achievable. reading one thought, just one word, is achievable.
233 00:13:56,336 00:13:58,532 Brayden, please think of a color. Brayden, please think of a color.
234 00:13:58,639 00:14:00,403 Which one? Which one?
235 00:14:00,507 00:14:02,066 Well, if I told you, then I'd know. Well, if I told you, then I'd know.
236 00:14:02,176 00:14:04,008 Oh, right. Thinking. Oh, right. Thinking.
237 00:14:07,481 00:14:10,212 Brayden, just focus on the color. Brayden, just focus on the color.
238 00:14:10,317 00:14:12,752 The rest of your mind needs to be blank. The rest of your mind needs to be blank.
239 00:14:24,965 00:14:27,127 - Blue. - Blue! - Blue. - Blue!
240 00:14:30,471 00:14:31,666 It was blue, wasn't it? It was blue, wasn't it?
241 00:14:36,043 00:14:39,570 Oh, well, not exactly. Oh, well, not exactly.
242 00:14:39,680 00:14:40,806 What do you mean, not exactly? What do you mean, not exactly?
243 00:14:40,881 00:14:45,079 I was actually thinking green. I was actually thinking green.
244 00:14:45,185 00:14:47,449 Blue and green are two different colors, bro. Blue and green are two different colors, bro.
245 00:14:49,523 00:14:52,390 I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort. I think Oliver deserves a round of applause for a great effort.
246 00:14:52,459 00:14:54,518 No, it's not a great effort It works! No, it's not a great effort It works!
247 00:14:54,595 00:14:56,120 This is not an effort! It works! This is not an effort! It works!
248 00:14:56,230 00:14:57,595 I can prove it! I can prove it!
249 00:14:59,066 00:15:01,558 It does work! It does work!
250 00:15:01,635 00:15:04,900 It's not funny! I know it works! It's not funny! I know it works!
251 00:15:04,972 00:15:06,701 I tested it! I tested it!
252 00:15:06,773 00:15:08,798 It was blue! It was blue!
253 00:15:11,311 00:15:13,439 Wow. Springfield University. Wow. Springfield University.
254 00:15:13,547 00:15:16,812 This is... this is big for you. This is... this is big for you.
255 00:15:16,917 00:15:19,409 This is a real college-coaching job. This is a real college-coaching job.
256 00:15:19,520 00:15:21,215 - That's what you always wanted. - I know. - That's what you always wanted. - I know.
257 00:15:21,288 00:15:23,757 Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so... Well, they need an answer by Saturday, so...
258 00:15:23,857 00:15:27,794 By this Saturday? Because that's fast. By this Saturday? Because that's fast.
259 00:15:27,895 00:15:30,455 It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can... It's only three hours away, so, you know, I can...
260 00:15:30,564 00:15:31,759 I know. I know.
261 00:15:33,901 00:15:35,630 Where would that leave us? Where would that leave us?
262 00:15:38,939 00:15:41,237 I don't know. I don't know.
263 00:15:45,045 00:15:47,639 Where are we now? Where are we now?
264 00:15:47,748 00:15:50,979 Things aren't better. You know that. Things aren't better. You know that.
265 00:15:55,289 00:15:57,280 You want the job, just take the job. You want the job, just take the job.
266 00:15:57,357 00:15:58,950 Hey, this is a decision we both have to make. Hey, this is a decision we both have to make.
267 00:15:59,026 00:16:00,323 - Hi, baby. - Hey. - Hi, baby. - Hey.
268 00:16:02,262 00:16:05,789 - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine. - So, how was the science fair? - It was fine.
269 00:16:05,866 00:16:07,766 - Are you hungry? - No. - Are you hungry? - No.
270 00:16:10,871 00:16:14,501 - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night. - Are you okay, Ollie? - Yep. 'Night.
271 00:16:17,277 00:16:19,746 Well, he's probably just tired. Well, he's probably just tired.
272 00:16:20,814 00:16:22,407 Yeah, that makes two of us. Yeah, that makes two of us.
273 00:16:35,829 00:16:39,288 I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills. I can't believe I blew it in front of Mr. Mills.
274 00:16:44,771 00:16:46,432 I love you too, Henry. I love you too, Henry.
275 00:16:46,507 00:16:47,770 Hey. Hey.
276 00:16:47,841 00:16:51,209 - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened. - How did the experiment go? - It didn't go. Nothing happened.
277 00:16:51,311 00:16:54,804 - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What? - My calculations were right. I knew it. - You knew What?
278 00:16:54,882 00:16:57,249 Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities Your home computer cluster doesn't have the capabilities
279 00:16:57,351 00:16:59,979 to process the brain's electrical charges. to process the brain's electrical charges.
280 00:17:00,053 00:17:03,216 In order to read minds, we need a massive processor. In order to read minds, we need a massive processor.
281 00:17:03,323 00:17:06,088 Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days. Does Amazon have it? Be here in two days.
282 00:17:06,193 00:17:11,563 For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6! For sure. Or, I could simply hack into... Indium 6!
283 00:17:11,665 00:17:14,657 - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer? - Yeah, fight. - Isn't that killer?
284 00:17:14,735 00:17:15,827 Wait, what? Wait, what?
285 00:17:15,903 00:17:17,268 Isn't that killer? Isn't that killer?
286 00:17:17,371 00:17:20,671 You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite? You'd access the world's most powerful communications satellite?
287 00:17:20,741 00:17:24,541 - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it! - Isn't that...? - No! There's nothing killer about it!
288 00:17:24,645 00:17:27,671 - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy. - By access, do you mean... - Tap right into that bad boy.
289 00:17:27,748 00:17:30,740 Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in? Do you have any idea how much trouble we could be in?
290 00:17:30,851 00:17:32,216 Hey. If you land in juvie, Hey. If you land in juvie,
291 00:17:32,319 00:17:36,256 the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint. the very first day there, you beat up the biggest guy in the joint.
292 00:17:36,356 00:17:39,883 Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park. Do that, the next five years will be a walk in the park.
293 00:17:39,993 00:17:42,360 Oliver! You need to grow a pair! Oliver! You need to grow a pair!
294 00:17:42,429 00:17:43,692 Why does everyone keep telling me that? Why does everyone keep telling me that?
295 00:17:43,764 00:17:45,425 Why does everyone keep telling me that? Why does everyone keep telling me that?
296 00:17:45,532 00:17:49,196 - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but... - Are you ready for epic? - Yeah, but...
297 00:17:50,270 00:17:52,705 Who's gonna wear the transmitter? Who's gonna wear the transmitter?
298 00:18:04,952 00:18:07,614 Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up. Okay, Xiao. I'm all set up.
299 00:18:07,721 00:18:10,452 Still would be better if we had a human. Still would be better if we had a human.
300 00:18:10,557 00:18:13,492 - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine. - Henry's human enough for me. - Okay, fine.
301 00:18:13,594 00:18:16,063 Maybe Henry's limited brain will work. Maybe Henry's limited brain will work.
302 00:18:17,431 00:18:19,490 Connecting you to Indium 6. Connecting you to Indium 6.
303 00:18:19,600 00:18:21,830 Limited brain? Limited brain?
304 00:18:21,935 00:18:23,494 Typical two-legged reaction Typical two-legged reaction
305 00:18:23,604 00:18:27,370 when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine. when faced with a superior intellect, such as mine.
306 00:18:27,441 00:18:28,533 Almost there. Almost there.
307 00:18:28,609 00:18:31,203 Pairing in three... Pairing in three...
308 00:18:31,278 00:18:32,473 two... two...
309 00:18:32,579 00:18:33,876 one! one!
310 00:18:36,283 00:18:39,253 Oliver? Oliver! Oliver? Oliver!
311 00:18:42,222 00:18:43,280 Whoa. Whoa.
312 00:18:47,795 00:18:50,492 Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue. Uh, Ollie, I can taste my own tongue.
313 00:18:50,597 00:18:52,087 Should that be a thing? Should that be a thing?
314 00:18:56,170 00:18:57,638 Oliver! Oliver!
315 00:19:00,007 00:19:03,466 Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire. Is it hot? 'Cause I think my hair is on fire.
316 00:20:01,568 00:20:02,831 Mm. Mm.
317 00:20:06,507 00:20:09,602 Must've been a power outage last night. Must've been a power outage last night.
318 00:20:09,710 00:20:13,374 I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note. I think Ollie's still sleeping, so I'm gonna write him a little note.
319 00:20:13,447 00:20:15,040 Okay. Okay.
320 00:20:16,049 00:20:18,677 Are you enjoying your pizza? Are you enjoying your pizza?
321 00:20:20,788 00:20:22,449 - Yeah. - Mm. - Yeah. - Mm.
322 00:20:25,526 00:20:27,119 Do you wanna talk about last night? Do you wanna talk about last night?
323 00:20:27,227 00:20:31,687 - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really. - About the coaching job? - Hmm... not really.
324 00:20:31,765 00:20:34,996 - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise. - We should talk before Saturday, though. - Yeah. We will, I promise.
325 00:20:46,880 00:20:50,373 Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke. Best night's sleep ever. Memory foam is no joke.
326 00:20:50,451 00:20:52,419 I will not soon forget... Wait. I will not soon forget... Wait.
327 00:20:52,519 00:20:56,888 Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal? Why is Ollie sleeping on my shame pillow in the corner like an animal?
328 00:20:56,957 00:20:58,721 Did we Freaky Friday last night? Did we Freaky Friday last night?
329 00:20:58,792 00:21:00,988 Am I a person? Am I a person?
330 00:21:01,095 00:21:04,656 I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants! I am not learning algebra and I am not wearing pants!
331 00:21:04,765 00:21:08,429 No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat. No! Still got four paws and a hypoallergenic coat.
332 00:21:08,502 00:21:10,129 Well, another amazing day. Well, another amazing day.
333 00:21:10,237 00:21:12,103 Wake up happy, stay happy. Wake up happy, stay happy.
334 00:21:12,172 00:21:14,106 Go to sleep happy. Go to sleep happy.
335 00:21:29,756 00:21:30,848 It worked. It worked.
336 00:21:30,958 00:21:33,052 I wish this door did. I wish this door did.
337 00:21:33,127 00:21:35,596 - This is amazing! - What's amazing? - This is amazing! - What's amazing?
338 00:21:36,897 00:21:40,959 Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee. Last night, completely dejected. This morning, near psychotic With glee.
339 00:21:41,068 00:21:42,832 Teenagers. Am I right? Teenagers. Am I right?
340 00:21:42,936 00:21:44,802 - I better go check on him, though. - Henry? - I better go check on him, though. - Henry?
341 00:21:44,905 00:21:46,839 I-I-I can hear what you're thinking! I-I-I can hear what you're thinking!
342 00:21:46,940 00:21:49,466 - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry! - He can't be hearing what I'm thinking. - Yes, I can, Henry!
343 00:21:49,576 00:21:51,408 - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four. - Okay, what's two plus two? - Four.
344 00:21:51,478 00:21:53,105 - What's frozen water called? - Ice. - What's frozen water called? - Ice.
345 00:21:53,180 00:21:55,239 - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable. - Why would a person own a cat? - They're adorable.
346 00:21:55,315 00:21:58,250 Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking! Wrong, they're evil. But you can hear what I'm thinking!
347 00:21:58,318 00:22:00,309 I know! It's insane! I know! It's insane!
348 00:22:00,421 00:22:02,355 Whoo! You know what, Ollie? Whoo! You know what, Ollie?
349 00:22:02,456 00:22:05,016 You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given! You're gonna get every prize that's ever been given!
350 00:22:05,125 00:22:06,889 Maybe they'll give me a prize. Maybe they'll give me a prize.
351 00:22:06,994 00:22:09,793 Ollie, we're gonna get prizes! Ollie, we're gonna get prizes!
352 00:22:09,863 00:22:11,797 You taste like a genius. You taste like a genius.
353 00:22:11,865 00:22:13,629 The satellite is so powerful, The satellite is so powerful,
354 00:22:13,700 00:22:16,795 it renders full sentences in real time! it renders full sentences in real time!
355 00:22:16,870 00:22:19,567 It's amazing! And itchy. It's amazing! And itchy.
356 00:22:19,673 00:22:21,732 - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course. - Can you get this thing off my head? - Oh, of course.
357 00:22:21,842 00:22:25,210 Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular! Yesterday, incredible. Today, spectacular!
358 00:22:25,312 00:22:26,837 Tomorrow, whoo... Tomorrow, whoo...
359 00:22:33,353 00:22:35,617 - So, are you down? - Down for what? - So, are you down? - Down for what?
360 00:22:35,689 00:22:37,282 Haven't you been listening? Haven't you been listening?
361 00:22:37,357 00:22:39,451 I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me? I'm right in front of you and you choose to ignore me?
362 00:22:39,526 00:22:41,290 Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married? Wait. Hold the bone. Are we married?
363 00:22:41,361 00:22:43,455 - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me. - Wait a second. - And now you're interrupting me.
364 00:22:43,530 00:22:45,157 Yeah, that confirms it. Yeah, that confirms it.
365 00:22:45,232 00:22:47,826 The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter The satellite paired the signal from your transmitter
366 00:22:47,901 00:22:50,802 directly to the positive charge in my brain! directly to the positive charge in my brain!
367 00:22:50,871 00:22:53,067 I have no idea what that means. I have no idea what that means.
368 00:22:53,173 00:22:55,540 - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go. - And I still gotta pee. - Okay, let's go.
369 00:22:58,378 00:23:01,541 It works! It works! Yeah! It works! It works! Yeah!
370 00:23:03,016 00:23:04,450 Yes! The dog talks! Yes! The dog talks!
371 00:23:09,056 00:23:11,923 Yeah! Yes! Yeah! Yes!
372 00:23:15,596 00:23:18,566 How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever. How long has it been? I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
373 00:23:18,632 00:23:20,726 I know, girl, I know. I know, girl, I know.
374 00:23:20,801 00:23:24,931 I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process. I do not like it when my kids get in the way of my beautification process.
375 00:23:26,740 00:23:28,731 So, Jasmine, what do you want today? So, Jasmine, what do you want today?
376 00:23:28,809 00:23:30,538 I want to look like you. I want to look like you.
377 00:23:37,418 00:23:39,011 You should've seen your face! You should've seen your face!
378 00:23:41,855 00:23:44,586 Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm? Now, why would I wanna look like you, hmm?
379 00:23:44,691 00:23:48,958 What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk. What does your man grab onto? There is no junk in the trunk.
380 00:23:49,062 00:23:52,362 Hey, I got a badonkadonk. Hey, I got a badonkadonk.
381 00:23:52,433 00:23:55,869 - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly. - Is Lukas still asking about me? - Constantly.
382 00:23:55,936 00:23:57,233 Mm-hmm. How's he doin'? Mm-hmm. How's he doin'?
383 00:23:57,304 00:24:00,296 Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump. Uh... We're in, like, a little bit of a slump.
384 00:24:00,407 00:24:01,966 Okay, what's goin' on? Okay, what's goin' on?
385 00:24:03,644 00:24:07,774 We used to ignite each other and that's, um... We used to ignite each other and that's, um...
386 00:24:09,116 00:24:11,414 it's-it's faded a little. it's-it's faded a little.
387 00:24:13,754 00:24:16,985 - We're thinking about separating. - No! - We're thinking about separating. - No!
388 00:24:17,091 00:24:20,152 But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid. But you guys seem so great together. Like, solid.
389 00:24:21,161 00:24:23,357 - Did he cheat on you? - No. - Did he cheat on you? - No.
390 00:24:23,464 00:24:26,263 - You cheatin' on him? - No. - You cheatin' on him? - No.
391 00:24:26,333 00:24:29,769 - Well, then what happened? - Life? - Well, then what happened? - Life?
392 00:24:31,338 00:24:32,464 Huh. Huh.
393 00:24:35,876 00:24:37,605 Well, do you think he'd cheat with me? Well, do you think he'd cheat with me?
394 00:24:38,779 00:24:39,769 Probably. Probably.
395 00:24:50,157 00:24:51,283 Okay, people, listen up. Okay, people, listen up.
396 00:24:51,358 00:24:53,486 Intel has just received a computer notification Intel has just received a computer notification
397 00:24:53,594 00:24:55,153 from satellite Indium 6. from satellite Indium 6.
398 00:24:55,262 00:24:57,754 This is a level 2 cyber-attack. This is a level 2 cyber-attack.
399 00:24:57,831 00:24:59,128 If Indium 6 is compromised, If Indium 6 is compromised,
400 00:24:59,199 00:25:01,133 we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry we're looking at a collapse of the banking industry
401 00:25:01,201 00:25:03,693 and loss of cell service nationwide. and loss of cell service nationwide.
402 00:25:03,804 00:25:05,465 Total chaos. Total chaos.
403 00:25:05,539 00:25:08,474 Sir? I-6 has been breached. Sir? I-6 has been breached.
404 00:25:09,743 00:25:11,233 This is now a level 1. This is now a level 1.
405 00:25:12,713 00:25:15,375 This is bad, right? This is bad, right?
406 00:25:17,084 00:25:18,574 I can't believe this is happening! I can't believe this is happening!
407 00:25:18,686 00:25:21,018 Why? We go to the park all the time. Why? We go to the park all the time.
408 00:25:21,088 00:25:23,386 Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing. Oh! You meant the hearing-my-thoughts thing.
409 00:25:23,490 00:25:25,254 Sorry. My bad. Sorry. My bad.
410 00:25:25,359 00:25:27,350 But listen, you can't tell anybody. But listen, you can't tell anybody.
411 00:25:27,428 00:25:29,055 - Why not? - Because until now, - Why not? - Because until now,
412 00:25:29,163 00:25:32,827 this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane. this has only happened in the movies or the minds of the criminally insane.
413 00:25:32,900 00:25:36,666 Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means? Dude, how did you not know what "wazoo" means?
414 00:25:36,737 00:25:38,865 You've been able to understand me this entire time? You've been able to understand me this entire time?
415 00:25:38,939 00:25:41,033 - Of course. - So you're telling me - Of course. - So you're telling me
416 00:25:41,141 00:25:44,668 that all dogs can understand all humans. that all dogs can understand all humans.
417 00:25:44,745 00:25:47,806 Duh. But you can't tell anybody. Duh. But you can't tell anybody.
418 00:25:47,881 00:25:50,509 - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What? - Now, don't embarrass me in the park. - What?
419 00:25:50,584 00:25:53,884 Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away. Look, if I drop a deuce, don't pick it up right away.
420 00:25:53,987 00:25:56,354 If you sculpted a masterpiece If you sculpted a masterpiece
421 00:25:56,423 00:25:59,757 and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag, and I immediately covered it with a plastic bag,
422 00:25:59,860 00:26:02,261 - how would you feel? - Sorry. - how would you feel? - Sorry.
423 00:26:02,363 00:26:04,991 Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out? Oh, and dogs like fetch. But the fake-out?
424 00:26:05,065 00:26:07,261 - Not cool. - I thought it was funny. - Not cool. - I thought it was funny.
425 00:26:07,368 00:26:09,268 Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown? Funny, how? Funny like I'm a clown?
426 00:26:09,369 00:26:11,098 Like I'm here to amuse you? Like I'm here to amuse you?
427 00:26:11,205 00:26:15,403 I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles. I pretend to throw. You run, stop, walk in circles.
428 00:26:15,476 00:26:17,638 Ha-ha. You think that's funny? Ha-ha. You think that's funny?
429 00:26:17,744 00:26:19,610 Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out, Take a look at Debbie. With every fake-out,
430 00:26:19,713 00:26:23,809 she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans. she erodes the bonds of trust between canines and humans.
431 00:26:23,917 00:26:26,147 - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go? - She's a monster. - Where'd the ball go?
432 00:26:26,253 00:26:28,119 Dogs. Hate. That. Dogs. Hate. That.
433 00:26:29,156 00:26:30,385 I won't do it again. I won't do it again.
434 00:26:30,457 00:26:32,585 Cool. Ugh! Cool. Ugh!
435 00:26:32,659 00:26:35,560 Look at the four young blondes. Look at the four young blondes.
436 00:26:35,629 00:26:37,495 Ted's fan club. Ted's fan club.
437 00:26:37,598 00:26:40,761 - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted? - And they say size doesn't matter. - Who's Ted?
438 00:26:40,834 00:26:42,802 Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on Oh, just Mr. "I got it going on
439 00:26:42,903 00:26:44,871 and I'll be the first to tell you about it." and I'll be the first to tell you about it."
440 00:26:44,938 00:26:46,963 - What's so special about him? - Nothing! - What's so special about him? - Nothing!
441 00:26:47,074 00:26:49,475 Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing. Unless you're into the tall, dark and handsome thing.
442 00:26:49,576 00:26:51,544 A perfect body with smoldering eyes, A perfect body with smoldering eyes,
443 00:26:51,612 00:26:53,876 a Don Juanesque mystique, a Don Juanesque mystique,
444 00:26:53,947 00:26:55,381 and oh, yeah, he's an actor. and oh, yeah, he's an actor.
445 00:26:55,449 00:26:58,419 - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too. - He's an actor? - Yeah, and such a good one, too.
446 00:26:58,485 00:26:59,884 Does all his own stunts. Does all his own stunts.
447 00:26:59,953 00:27:02,422 Last year, he jumped a motorcycle Last year, he jumped a motorcycle
448 00:27:02,489 00:27:05,925 onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking! onto a moving school bus. It was breathtaking!
449 00:27:05,993 00:27:07,620 I hate him. I hate him.
450 00:27:07,728 00:27:09,423 I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy. I'm surprised dogs can feel jealousy.
451 00:27:09,496 00:27:12,989 He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him. He jumps motorcycles! I'm surprised you're not jealous of him.
452 00:27:13,100 00:27:14,534 Did I mention his owner Did I mention his owner
453 00:27:14,635 00:27:17,195 is that redheaded kid, Nicholas, is that redheaded kid, Nicholas,
454 00:27:17,304 00:27:19,466 who's always picking on you at school? who's always picking on you at school?
455 00:27:19,540 00:27:21,531 The one who fives in that big, white house. The one who fives in that big, white house.
456 00:27:21,642 00:27:24,771 Okay. I got you. Check this. Okay. I got you. Check this.
457 00:27:24,845 00:27:27,542 Hey, Ted! You want the ball? Hey, Ted! You want the ball?
458 00:27:27,648 00:27:29,946 Go get it. Go get it.
459 00:27:31,218 00:27:32,515 Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it.
460 00:27:32,619 00:27:34,553 I get it now. It is funny. I get it now. It is funny.
461 00:27:34,655 00:27:35,952 I didn't know dogs could laugh. I didn't know dogs could laugh.
462 00:27:36,023 00:27:37,650 Of course we can laugh. Of course we can laugh.
463 00:27:37,724 00:27:41,627 It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces. It's people that can't see the subtle differences in our expressive faces.
464 00:27:41,695 00:27:43,789 Check it. This is my laughing face. Check it. This is my laughing face.
465 00:27:43,864 00:27:45,628 My serious face. My serious face.
466 00:27:45,699 00:27:48,100 - My hungry face. - Oh, wow. - My hungry face. - Oh, wow.
467 00:27:48,168 00:27:50,193 My "despite 10,000 years of domestication, My "despite 10,000 years of domestication,
468 00:27:50,304 00:27:54,172 I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face. I'm still a wild animal capable of unspeakable violence" face.
469 00:27:54,274 00:27:56,208 - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie. - It's like one face fits all. - Bonjour, Frenchie.
470 00:27:56,310 00:27:57,971 You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie. You're lookin' trés bien, mon chérie.
471 00:27:58,045 00:28:00,514 - What'd she say? - No clue. - What'd she say? - No clue.
472 00:28:00,614 00:28:02,446 That was all the French I know. That was all the French I know.
473 00:28:02,516 00:28:04,348 Hang on. She's here. Hang on. She's here.
474 00:28:04,451 00:28:08,615 - Oh. My. God. - I know. - Oh. My. God. - I know.
475 00:28:08,689 00:28:10,680 That's what I've been telling you. That's what I've been telling you.
476 00:28:10,791 00:28:12,623 - She's... - Stunning. - She's... - Stunning.
477 00:28:12,693 00:28:15,185 - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way. - Yes, and she's... - Extraordinary in every way.
478 00:28:15,295 00:28:17,764 - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away. - I know. And she... - Takes your breath away.
479 00:28:17,865 00:28:20,994 - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes. - I know. - Those big, beautiful eyes.
480 00:28:21,068 00:28:23,400 - That shiny, wet nose. - What? - That shiny, wet nose. - What?
481 00:28:23,504 00:28:25,836 That nose, hand-carved by God, That nose, hand-carved by God,
482 00:28:25,906 00:28:29,342 floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves. floating effortlessly in a sea of apricot waves.
483 00:28:29,409 00:28:31,104 - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about? - Are you talking about the poodle? - Who are you talking about?
484 00:28:31,211 00:28:34,044 The girl on her left! That's Sophie. The girl on her left! That's Sophie.
485 00:28:34,114 00:28:36,776 Wait, Sophie? The Sophie? Wait, Sophie? The Sophie?
486 00:28:36,884 00:28:38,750 The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie? The Sophie you wanna ask to the dance Sophie?
487 00:28:38,852 00:28:40,513 Yes. You know her dog? Yes. You know her dog?
488 00:28:40,587 00:28:42,351 Smelled everywhere she's ever been. Smelled everywhere she's ever been.
489 00:28:42,422 00:28:45,619 Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls. Now, let's lose the leash and meet the girls.
490 00:28:45,726 00:28:46,887 Okay. Okay.
491 00:28:48,328 00:28:50,695 Even Ted's pee smells handsome! Even Ted's pee smells handsome!
492 00:28:50,764 00:28:53,563 - I hate him. - I'm nervous. - I hate him. - I'm nervous.
493 00:28:54,735 00:28:57,204 Just gotta face your fears! Just gotta face your fears!
494 00:28:57,271 00:28:59,831 - Are you insane? - Excuse me? - Are you insane? - Excuse me?
495 00:28:59,907 00:29:01,705 Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
496 00:29:01,775 00:29:04,005 You're sane, totally sane. You're sane, totally sane.
497 00:29:04,078 00:29:05,068 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
498 00:29:05,179 00:29:07,204 Recognizing her sanity is... Recognizing her sanity is...
499 00:29:07,281 00:29:09,909 it's not wrong. It's pathetic. it's not wrong. It's pathetic.
500 00:29:10,017 00:29:13,715 Now, check out how it's done, doggie style. Now, check out how it's done, doggie style.
501 00:29:13,787 00:29:16,256 Hey, are you a parking ticket? Hey, are you a parking ticket?
502 00:29:16,357 00:29:19,292 Because you have fine written all over you. Because you have fine written all over you.
503 00:29:19,393 00:29:22,055 Be gentle! Be gentle!
504 00:29:22,129 00:29:24,063 - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary. - No, I... you've somewhere to be. - He's very scary.
505 00:29:24,131 00:29:25,656 I get it. I get it.
506 00:29:25,766 00:29:27,825 - What's his name? - This is Henry. - What's his name? - This is Henry.
507 00:29:27,935 00:29:30,165 - Ask her to the dance. - No. - Ask her to the dance. - No.
508 00:29:30,270 00:29:32,568 - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it! - Oh. Ask her if she works at Starbucks, - Stop it!
509 00:29:32,639 00:29:33,731 because you like her a latte. because you like her a latte.
510 00:29:33,807 00:29:35,332 Oh, no. Oh, no.
511 00:29:36,777 00:29:38,768 She's serpentining his legs. She's serpentining his legs.
512 00:29:38,846 00:29:40,940 His long, athletic legs. His long, athletic legs.
513 00:29:41,014 00:29:43,346 I wanna puke. I wanna puke.
514 00:29:45,752 00:29:47,584 We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions. We're receiving snippets of encoded transmissions.
515 00:29:47,655 00:29:48,781 Stream it. Stream it.
516 00:29:52,426 00:29:54,485 It's time to drop one. It's time to drop one.
517 00:29:54,595 00:29:56,085 Seeking target. Seeking target.
518 00:29:57,164 00:29:59,826 - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit? - Target acquired. - What are they planning to hit?
519 00:30:01,335 00:30:04,134 - The white house. - Oh, my God. - The white house. - Oh, my God.
520 00:30:04,238 00:30:06,138 Dropping payload. Dropping payload.
521 00:30:06,240 00:30:09,301 Nothing like a good revenge poop. Nothing like a good revenge poop.
522 00:30:09,410 00:30:10,502 Take that, Ted. Take that, Ted.
523 00:30:10,611 00:30:14,741 Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold. Hey, Ollie. They say revenge is best served cold.
524 00:30:14,815 00:30:18,581 But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you? But I think soft and steaming is much better. Don't you?
525 00:30:18,652 00:30:20,586 What're you doing? What're you doing?
526 00:30:20,654 00:30:23,646 No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here. No, no, no, no, no. Ted lives here.
527 00:30:23,724 00:30:25,692 Please leave it. Please leave it.
528 00:30:25,792 00:30:27,692 I wanna see his face when he comes home. I wanna see his face when he comes home.
529 00:30:27,795 00:30:30,730 My revenge! My revenge!
530 00:30:30,831 00:30:32,390 We've been able to trace the point of origin, We've been able to trace the point of origin,
531 00:30:32,499 00:30:35,161 the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker. the IP and the physical coordinates of the hacker.
532 00:30:35,235 00:30:37,704 Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags. Muñoz, Callen, pack your bags.
533 00:30:37,805 00:30:39,534 Pack our bags? Pack our bags?
534 00:30:40,841 00:30:42,331 Shotgun! Shotgun!
535 00:30:47,147 00:30:49,514 Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm looking it over right now.
536 00:30:51,852 00:30:54,344 We're still talking it over with the family and... We're still talking it over with the family and...
537 00:30:54,455 00:30:55,684 well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday. well, I should have an answer to you by Saturday.
538 00:30:55,789 00:30:59,885 Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person. Example 9,058. Why being a dog is better than being a person.
539 00:30:59,993 00:31:03,623 Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation." Dogs don't have to have "a very serious phone conversation."
540 00:31:03,697 00:31:07,190 No, it's not about the money, it's about my son. No, it's not about the money, it's about my son.
541 00:31:07,301 00:31:09,895 Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision. Moving three hours away from him is kind of a big decision.
542 00:31:10,003 00:31:11,334 Wait, what? Wait, what?
543 00:31:11,405 00:31:12,895 Hey, hey, Ollie. Hey, hey, Ollie.
544 00:31:14,007 00:31:16,374 Pause the virtual, come back to reality. Pause the virtual, come back to reality.
545 00:31:19,213 00:31:20,738 Check this out. Check this out.
546 00:31:22,249 00:31:24,775 I think there's a chance we might be moving. I think there's a chance we might be moving.
547 00:31:26,954 00:31:29,616 Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was... Hey, El, did you see that brochure, that Springfield brochure that I was...
548 00:31:29,723 00:31:32,454 - Are we moving? - Um... - Are we moving? - Um...
549 00:31:35,629 00:31:38,690 Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that. Uh, we were gonna talk to you about that.
550 00:31:38,766 00:31:40,256 We're not going anywhere, okay? We're not going anywhere, okay?
551 00:31:40,367 00:31:42,358 Daddy just got a job offer out of town. Daddy just got a job offer out of town.
552 00:31:44,038 00:31:47,872 So, Dad, you're moving away? So, Dad, you're moving away?
553 00:31:49,143 00:31:51,703 Look, we haven't decided anything for sure. Look, we haven't decided anything for sure.
554 00:31:51,779 00:31:55,113 For sure? Well, what's to decide about? For sure? Well, what's to decide about?
555 00:31:58,018 00:31:59,452 Are you guys splitting up? Are you guys splitting up?
556 00:32:00,921 00:32:02,946 Ollie, it's complicated. Ollie, it's complicated.
557 00:32:03,056 00:32:04,888 Look, we're gonna go through everything with you. Look, we're gonna go through everything with you.
558 00:32:04,958 00:32:07,290 No! I wanna know now. No! I wanna know now.
559 00:32:07,394 00:32:09,419 Are you? Are you?
560 00:32:11,765 00:32:15,463 Are you? Are you?! Are you? Are you?!
561 00:32:15,569 00:32:18,630 You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I. You know things haven't been perfect between your mom and I.
562 00:32:18,739 00:32:19,865 I thought you were working on it. I thought you were working on it.
563 00:32:19,940 00:32:23,274 We were, we are. It's just sometimes... We were, we are. It's just sometimes...
564 00:32:23,377 00:32:26,403 I don't understand. I thought things got better. I don't understand. I thought things got better.
565 00:32:26,480 00:32:29,142 - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that. - They were. They are. - It doesn't sound like that.
566 00:32:29,249 00:32:31,013 Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay? Look, we've got a few days to decide, okay?
567 00:32:31,118 00:32:33,018 I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real. I just didn't wanna scare you before we knew what was real.
568 00:32:33,120 00:32:34,747 It sounds pretty real to me! It sounds pretty real to me!
569 00:32:37,157 00:32:38,818 I thought we told each other everything. I thought we told each other everything.
570 00:32:40,828 00:32:42,694 Why did that have to change? Why did that have to change?
571 00:32:45,599 00:32:48,159 Ollie! Ollie!
572 00:33:24,972 00:33:26,940 Ollie, can I come in? Ollie, can I come in?
573 00:33:27,007 00:33:29,408 Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on. Ollie, let's talk for a minute. Come on.
574 00:33:37,851 00:33:40,912 Ollie, we're a team. I got your back. Ollie, we're a team. I got your back.
575 00:33:46,860 00:33:49,921 Look, I know this is scary and confusing. Look, I know this is scary and confusing.
576 00:33:50,030 00:33:51,555 It is for me too, buddy. It is for me too, buddy.
577 00:33:52,566 00:33:54,159 Why didn't I know? Why didn't I know?
578 00:33:55,169 00:33:57,501 Why didn't anyone tell me? Why didn't anyone tell me?
579 00:33:57,571 00:33:59,733 - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair. - It's not fair. - You're right, it's not fair.
580 00:33:59,840 00:34:02,639 I should have told you. We should have told you. I should have told you. We should have told you.
581 00:34:02,710 00:34:04,838 But we didn't because... But we didn't because...
582 00:34:06,647 00:34:08,911 we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly... we didn't wanna tell you before we knew for sure exactly...
583 00:34:09,016 00:34:10,677 Before What? Before What?
584 00:34:10,751 00:34:14,415 Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore? Before I woke up and my dad was gone, and we're not a family anymore?
585 00:34:14,521 00:34:17,354 - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't. - Look, we're always gonna be a family. - No, we won't.
586 00:34:17,424 00:34:22,191 Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay? Yes, we will. Everything is gonna work out, okay?
587 00:34:22,262 00:34:23,821 Even if I live in a different house, Even if I live in a different house,
588 00:34:23,897 00:34:27,834 your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth. your mom and I love you more than anything on planet Earth.
589 00:34:27,901 00:34:30,268 And that is never, ever gonna change. And that is never, ever gonna change.
590 00:34:35,075 00:34:38,204 I believe that you believe that, but... I believe that you believe that, but...
591 00:34:38,278 00:34:39,712 I'm not sure that I do. I'm not sure that I do.
592 00:34:45,319 00:34:48,550 Scoot over, would you? Scoot over, would you?
593 00:34:53,494 00:34:55,087 It's gonna be fine, kid. It's gonna be fine, kid.
594 00:34:57,097 00:34:59,122 Everything's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay.
595 00:35:10,077 00:35:11,545 What's the matter with your neck? What's the matter with your neck?
596 00:35:12,646 00:35:14,080 I got a pinched nerve. I got a pinched nerve.
597 00:35:15,582 00:35:16,981 Mm. Mm.
598 00:35:18,919 00:35:20,717 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
599 00:35:20,788 00:35:23,314 Callen! Are you insane? Callen! Are you insane?
600 00:35:23,424 00:35:26,086 Are you in pain? Are you in pain?
601 00:35:26,160 00:35:28,219 No, it's gone. No, it's gone.
602 00:35:28,295 00:35:29,922 How did you... How did you...
603 00:35:29,997 00:35:32,056 Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain. Well, my mother suffered from chronic back pain.
604 00:35:32,132 00:35:34,260 It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended It broke my heart, so I flew to China and attended
605 00:35:34,335 00:35:36,497 the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine. the Beijing University of Chinese Medicine.
606 00:35:36,603 00:35:38,298 You went to university in Beijing? You went to university in Beijing?
607 00:35:38,372 00:35:41,967 Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first. Well, I'd spent almost a year in Shanghai learning the language first.
608 00:35:42,042 00:35:43,532 You speak Chinese? You speak Chinese?
609 00:35:50,351 00:35:53,981 My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way. My mother's been pain free for 25 years, by the way.
610 00:35:54,054 00:35:55,215 Thanks for asking. Thanks for asking.
611 00:36:10,804 00:36:14,707 Henry? I'm scared. Henry? I'm scared.
612 00:36:14,808 00:36:15,934 Me too. Me too.
613 00:36:16,944 00:36:18,708 Wait, what are we scared about? Wait, what are we scared about?
614 00:36:18,812 00:36:21,440 - Divorce. - Why is that bad? - Divorce. - Why is that bad?
615 00:36:22,850 00:36:25,012 - Seriously? - Yeah. - Seriously? - Yeah.
616 00:36:25,119 00:36:26,951 Dogs don't have divorce. Dogs don't have divorce.
617 00:36:27,020 00:36:30,115 I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept. I've heard the word before, but I don't get the concept.
618 00:36:32,726 00:36:36,321 It's the worst thing that could happen to a family. It's the worst thing that could happen to a family.
619 00:36:36,396 00:36:38,831 It's the end. It's the end.
620 00:36:38,899 00:36:41,493 It means nothing will ever be the same. It means nothing will ever be the same.
621 00:36:41,568 00:36:44,060 Wait. Will they send me back to the store? Wait. Will they send me back to the store?
622 00:36:46,840 00:36:50,868 Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be. Henry, no matter where I am, that's where you'll be.
623 00:36:53,213 00:36:55,375 Because best friends stick together. Because best friends stick together.
624 00:36:56,617 00:36:57,880 Wait, what? Wait, what?
625 00:36:57,952 00:37:00,444 - I'm your best friend? - Yeah. - I'm your best friend? - Yeah.
626 00:37:00,554 00:37:04,286 You and I have been inseparable since I was six. You and I have been inseparable since I was six.
627 00:37:04,391 00:37:08,521 - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends! - We're a team. - Oh! We are best friends!
628 00:37:08,595 00:37:12,498 Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that? Do you know how long I have waited to hear you say that?
629 00:37:12,566 00:37:16,434 Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years. Forty-two years. Well, 42 in dog years.
630 00:37:16,537 00:37:18,835 But it is true what the old dogs say. But it is true what the old dogs say.
631 00:37:18,906 00:37:21,398 The second half is the better half! The second half is the better half!
632 00:37:21,508 00:37:25,035 Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship. Woo! Whoa. How do I jump this high? Friendship.
633 00:37:25,112 00:37:27,604 You. Me. Mano a mane. You. Me. Mano a mane.
634 00:37:27,715 00:37:30,776 - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How? - Ollie, we are gonna save this family. - How?
635 00:37:30,884 00:37:32,545 You see this hypoallergenic tail? You see this hypoallergenic tail?
636 00:37:34,288 00:37:37,280 Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this Really, Ollie? You choose to ruin a nice moment like this
637 00:37:37,391 00:37:38,916 with a really bad allergy joke? with a really bad allergy joke?
638 00:37:38,992 00:37:42,622 At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this At least you could have the decency to cover your mouth like this
639 00:37:42,730 00:37:44,129 so you don't spread any germs. so you don't spread any germs.
640 00:37:44,231 00:37:45,562 There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season... There's no such thing as a cold-and-flu season...
641 00:37:45,632 00:37:46,997 - Henry? - Yeah? - Henry? - Yeah?
642 00:37:47,101 00:37:48,762 Saving our family? Saving our family?
643 00:37:48,836 00:37:50,326 Oh. Yeah. Okay, right. Oh. Yeah. Okay, right.
644 00:37:50,437 00:37:53,304 As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie. As I was saying, see this tail? Wag don't lie.
645 00:37:54,608 00:37:56,167 I'm always happy. You know why that is? I'm always happy. You know why that is?
646 00:37:56,276 00:37:59,302 And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent... And before you say it's because I'm charming and eloquent...
647 00:37:59,413 00:38:00,938 Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet. Thank you, by the way. That is so sweet.
648 00:38:01,015 00:38:03,074 - Sure. - That's not it. - Sure. - That's not it.
649 00:38:03,150 00:38:04,675 I'm always happy I'm always happy
650 00:38:04,785 00:38:08,278 because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome. because I can pee anywhere I want, which is awesome.
651 00:38:08,389 00:38:12,326 I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me. I got a roof over my head, and I got a family that loves me.
652 00:38:12,426 00:38:14,918 What else could I possibly need? What else could I possibly need?
653 00:38:14,995 00:38:17,487 Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house Oh, oh! Remember when we lived in that tiny house
654 00:38:17,598 00:38:20,397 - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah. - and Dad had that beat-up RV? - Yeah.
655 00:38:20,467 00:38:23,061 We were happy because we had everything we needed... We were happy because we had everything we needed...
656 00:38:23,137 00:38:24,627 each other. each other.
657 00:38:24,738 00:38:29,073 See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things See, when humans grow up, they start to focus on the wrong things
658 00:38:29,143 00:38:31,805 and forget about what matters. and forget about what matters.
659 00:38:31,912 00:38:35,246 Ollie, what are the two most important things in life? Ollie, what are the two most important things in life?
660 00:38:35,316 00:38:37,148 - Uh... - Close! But wrong. - Uh... - Close! But wrong.
661 00:38:37,251 00:38:40,118 Love and family. That's it. Love and family. That's it.
662 00:38:40,187 00:38:43,384 It's simple. Dogs are simple. It's simple. Dogs are simple.
663 00:38:43,490 00:38:45,982 We don't complicate things like humans do. We don't complicate things like humans do.
664 00:38:46,060 00:38:48,552 - What are you saying? - Really? - What are you saying? - Really?
665 00:38:48,662 00:38:49,959 You're supposed to be the smart one. You're supposed to be the smart one.
666 00:38:50,030 00:38:52,829 I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad I'm saying we need to help Mom and Dad
667 00:38:52,900 00:38:56,165 get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV. get back to that tiny house with the beat-up RV.
668 00:38:56,236 00:38:59,228 Simple life, happy life. Simple life, happy life.
669 00:38:59,340 00:39:03,174 We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog. We need to teach Mom and Dad how to think like a dog.
670 00:39:03,243 00:39:04,711 Henry! Henry!
671 00:39:05,846 00:39:07,405 - It's perfect. - I know. - It's perfect. - I know.
672 00:39:07,514 00:39:10,006 - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable. - I love you, Henry. - I'm loveable.
673 00:39:10,084 00:39:13,486 This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family. This is gonna work! We're gonna save our family.
674 00:39:16,557 00:39:19,822 Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast. Hi, cutie. I made you your favorite breakfast.
675 00:39:19,893 00:39:22,157 - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast? - Eggs in a hole! - You made breakfast?
676 00:39:22,229 00:39:24,323 Yeah! Yeah!
677 00:39:24,398 00:39:26,833 Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school, Hey, I was thinking that maybe tonight, after school,
678 00:39:26,900 00:39:28,959 - we could go out and see... - Tonight? - we could go out and see... - Tonight?
679 00:39:29,036 00:39:30,663 We never go out on a school night. We never go out on a school night.
680 00:39:30,738 00:39:32,069 Maybe we should! Maybe we should!
681 00:39:32,172 00:39:33,867 Why did you and Dad stop loving each other? Why did you and Dad stop loving each other?
682 00:39:38,579 00:39:42,277 Mm... Baby, we do love each other... Mm... Baby, we do love each other...
683 00:39:42,383 00:39:44,215 Then why are you splitting up? Then why are you splitting up?
684 00:39:46,587 00:39:48,555 It's hard to explain. It's hard to explain.
685 00:39:48,622 00:39:52,525 Ollie, we are a family that loves each other. Ollie, we are a family that loves each other.
686 00:39:52,593 00:39:55,563 Nothing can break that bond. Ever. Nothing can break that bond. Ever.
687 00:39:57,197 00:39:58,756 Okay. Okay.
688 00:40:00,801 00:40:02,565 - I love you. - I love you. - I love you. - I love you.
689 00:40:04,638 00:40:06,629 - I don't wanna be late. - Okay. - I don't wanna be late. - Okay.
690 00:40:06,740 00:40:08,401 - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm. - Can you save this for me? - Mm-hmm.
691 00:40:09,810 00:40:11,938 - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom. - Bye, baby. - Bye, Mom.
692 00:40:12,046 00:40:14,071 - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend! - Bye, Henry! - Bye, best friend!
693 00:40:44,078 00:40:47,104 Well, if you do decide to sell this house, Well, if you do decide to sell this house,
694 00:40:47,181 00:40:49,172 you will be looking at multiples. you will be looking at multiples.
695 00:40:49,283 00:40:52,583 Sell this house? The roof over our head? Sell this house? The roof over our head?
696 00:40:52,653 00:40:55,350 Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit? Well, do you think maybe we should spruce things up a little bit?
697 00:40:55,456 00:40:58,118 No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen. No, I wouldn't worry about that, Ellen.
698 00:40:58,192 00:41:01,594 - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry? - Most people will just gut the interior. - What, I'm sorry?
699 00:41:01,662 00:41:04,597 Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here? Gut it? Like, just throw away all the work that we've done here?
700 00:41:04,665 00:41:07,157 Oh, yeah, people do it all the time! Oh, yeah, people do it all the time!
701 00:41:07,267 00:41:09,964 People like new stuff. People like new stuff.
702 00:41:10,037 00:41:12,165 Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip Well, I can see I'm gonna have to nip
703 00:41:12,273 00:41:14,605 this lady's dream of a commission in the bud. this lady's dream of a commission in the bud.
704 00:41:14,675 00:41:18,236 - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle. - So Oliver doesn't know? - No. It's a lot for him to handle.
705 00:41:18,312 00:41:22,442 It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care. It's a lot for all of us to handle and... She doesn't care.
706 00:41:32,693 00:41:34,821 - Oliver? - Yes? - Oliver? - Yes?
707 00:41:34,928 00:41:38,330 Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills. Hi, Oliver, I'm Bridget. I work with Mr. Mills.
708 00:41:38,432 00:41:40,833 - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you. - Look at that, just like a grown-up. - Nice to meet you.
709 00:41:40,934 00:41:42,595 I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class. I hope you don't mind I pulled you out of class.
710 00:41:42,670 00:41:45,867 No. Is Mr. Mills here? No. Is Mr. Mills here?
711 00:41:45,973 00:41:50,672 Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment. Virtually. But he did want me to tell you how impressed he was with your experiment.
712 00:41:50,744 00:41:54,237 In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age. In fact, he said that you reminded him of himself when he was your age.
713 00:41:54,348 00:41:56,646 - Really? He-he did? - He did. - Really? He-he did? - He did.
714 00:41:56,717 00:41:58,481 He wanted me to give you this. He wanted me to give you this.
715 00:41:58,552 00:42:01,317 Should be hitting the market in about eight months. Should be hitting the market in about eight months.
716 00:42:01,388 00:42:02,878 On. On.
717 00:42:02,990 00:42:04,219 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Oliver.
718 00:42:04,324 00:42:08,192 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
719 00:42:08,262 00:42:11,357 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
720 00:42:11,432 00:42:16,529 So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. So, please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
721 00:42:16,603 00:42:21,063 And remember, great minds need great tools. And remember, great minds need great tools.
722 00:42:21,175 00:42:23,667 - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver. - Thank you so much, Mr. Mills. - Oliver.
723 00:42:25,312 00:42:27,303 That's the virtual part, remember? That's the virtual part, remember?
724 00:42:27,381 00:42:29,315 Oh, right. Thank you. Oh, right. Thank you.
725 00:42:29,383 00:42:31,408 You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver. You have an extraordinary mind, Oliver.
726 00:42:31,518 00:42:33,486 Thanks, but I can't take all the credit. Thanks, but I can't take all the credit.
727 00:42:33,554 00:42:36,046 My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers. My friend Xiao is crazy smart with computers.
728 00:42:36,156 00:42:39,091 Really? Tell me about him. Really? Tell me about him.
729 00:43:03,250 00:43:05,480 Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here. Hello, Xiao. Mr. Mills here.
730 00:43:05,586 00:43:06,644 Good to see you. Good to see you.
731 00:43:06,754 00:43:09,223 I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed I've become quite impressed with the work you're doing with Oliver Reed
732 00:43:09,290 00:43:10,951 and I'd like to virtually invite you and I'd like to virtually invite you
733 00:43:11,058 00:43:15,154 to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China. to be my personal guest at the Tech Summit in China.
734 00:43:15,262 00:43:19,256 Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments. Please accept our latest XM Quantum Book with my compliments.
735 00:43:20,301 00:43:22,793 Mr. Mills. Mr. Mills.
736 00:43:25,239 00:43:26,707 You are my hero. You are my hero.
737 00:43:26,774 00:43:29,106 You are my super-hero! You are my super-hero!
738 00:43:34,148 00:43:35,877 Wow! Wow!
739 00:43:41,055 00:43:43,956 Ollie. Here, check this. Ollie. Here, check this.
740 00:43:44,058 00:43:45,958 - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right. - Wedding video? - Yep, that's right.
741 00:43:46,060 00:43:47,289 Where did you get this? Where did you get this?
742 00:43:47,394 00:43:48,657 Mom was digging through some boxes Mom was digging through some boxes
743 00:43:48,762 00:43:51,356 and when she saw this, she started to cry. and when she saw this, she started to cry.
744 00:43:51,465 00:43:53,695 So I figured it was important. So I figured it was important.
745 00:43:53,801 00:43:56,668 Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure Ladies and gentlemen, it's my great pleasure
746 00:43:56,770 00:44:00,001 to introduce for the first time as husband and wife, to introduce for the first time as husband and wife,
747 00:44:00,107 00:44:02,269 Ellen and Lukas Reed! Ellen and Lukas Reed!
748 00:44:09,483 00:44:12,544 Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross. Ugh! Why do you guys kiss? It's gross.
749 00:44:12,653 00:44:14,678 Why do you guys sniff each other's butts? Why do you guys sniff each other's butts?
750 00:44:14,788 00:44:16,517 - It's grosser. - Ollie... - It's grosser. - Ollie...
751 00:44:18,859 00:44:22,295 Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face? Why do you let a butt-sniffing dog lick your face?
752 00:44:22,362 00:44:24,854 Top that, sucker! Top that, sucker!
753 00:44:24,965 00:44:27,525 Okay. All joking aside, Okay. All joking aside,
754 00:44:27,634 00:44:30,001 I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing. I highly recommend the butt-sniffing thing.
755 00:44:30,104 00:44:33,665 You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person You'd be surprised at what one can learn about a person
756 00:44:33,774 00:44:35,799 with one quick whiff. with one quick whiff.
757 00:44:38,212 00:44:40,180 Huh. What song is this? Huh. What song is this?
758 00:44:40,281 00:44:43,808 Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means. Mom says it's "their song," whatever that means.
759 00:44:47,521 00:44:48,886 Pause. Hit pause. Pause. Hit pause.
760 00:44:48,989 00:44:50,616 - That's the look! - What look? - That's the look! - What look?
761 00:44:50,691 00:44:51,783 The love look. The love look.
762 00:44:51,859 00:44:55,227 It's the look two people share when they're truly in love. It's the look two people share when they're truly in love.
763 00:44:55,329 00:44:56,922 Wait a second. Wait a second.
764 00:44:57,031 00:45:00,558 We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song! We gotta remind them of that feeling! We gotta play them that song!
765 00:45:00,668 00:45:03,831 - And make them share that look again! - How? - And make them share that look again! - How?
766 00:45:03,904 00:45:06,999 Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right? Oh! Genius! Ollie, the dance, it's tomorrow night, right?
767 00:45:07,074 00:45:09,941 - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie, - Yeah, but how do we get them... - You grow a pair, invite Sophie,
768 00:45:10,044 00:45:13,446 guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up. guarantee Mom and Dad are gonna show up.
769 00:45:13,547 00:45:15,106 How'd you get so smart, Henry? How'd you get so smart, Henry?
770 00:45:15,215 00:45:16,842 You smell as many butts as I have, You smell as many butts as I have,
771 00:45:16,917 00:45:18,681 you tend to pick up a few things. you tend to pick up a few things.
772 00:45:18,752 00:45:20,618 - Ha! - Ladies and gentlemen, - Ha! - Ladies and gentlemen,
773 00:45:20,788 00:45:25,225 welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China. welcome to the 2019 Tech Summit in China.
774 00:45:25,326 00:45:30,196 It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker, It is my pleasure to introduce our keynote speaker,
775 00:45:30,264 00:45:34,428 Mr. Ram Mills! Mr. Ram Mills!
776 00:46:04,765 00:46:06,233 Confucius, Confucius,
777 00:46:06,300 00:46:08,598 Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism, Lao-Tze, the founder of Taoism,
778 00:46:08,669 00:46:10,296 Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism, Zou Yan, the founder of Naturalism,
779 00:46:10,404 00:46:12,498 Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on. Zhao Mendong, the list goes on and on.
780 00:46:12,606 00:46:17,134 All these great minds had one thing in common. All these great minds had one thing in common.
781 00:46:20,013 00:46:21,947 They all loved chocolate. They all loved chocolate.
782 00:46:27,554 00:46:29,750 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
783 00:46:29,823 00:46:32,758 They had two things in common. They had two things in common.
784 00:46:32,826 00:46:39,232 Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit. Their ideas were born out of the perfect alignment of body, mind and spirit.
785 00:46:39,300 00:46:44,261 In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed In 1893, Alexander Graham Bell said thoughts are formed
786 00:46:44,338 00:46:47,501 by electrical disturbances in the brain. by electrical disturbances in the brain.
787 00:46:47,608 00:46:52,307 Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts Now, imagine using technology to amplify those thoughts
788 00:46:52,413 00:46:55,178 before the ego has a chance to manipulate them. before the ego has a chance to manipulate them.
789 00:46:55,282 00:46:59,014 Imagine a day being able to extract Imagine a day being able to extract
790 00:46:59,119 00:47:02,282 that perfect alignment, that purity of thought. that perfect alignment, that purity of thought.
791 00:47:02,356 00:47:04,882 Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday. Ladies and gentlemen, that day was not yesterday.
792 00:47:04,992 00:47:06,619 That day is today! That day is today!
793 00:47:10,364 00:47:13,129 I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought. I'm so sorry. That took much longer than I thought.
794 00:47:13,200 00:47:15,362 I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit. I threw in that "purity of thought" stuff for your benefit.
795 00:47:15,469 00:47:16,459 Sir? Sir?
796 00:47:16,537 00:47:18,562 Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed. Well, the work you're doing with Oliver Reed.
797 00:47:18,672 00:47:22,233 It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking. It'll enable mankind to effortlessly communicate without speaking.
798 00:47:22,343 00:47:24,835 It's the reason I first got into this business. It's the reason I first got into this business.
799 00:47:24,912 00:47:26,209 I'm not sure I follow. I'm not sure I follow.
800 00:47:26,313 00:47:28,179 My mother had a stroke while giving birth. My mother had a stroke while giving birth.
801 00:47:28,248 00:47:30,546 I was never able to hear her voice. I was never able to hear her voice.
802 00:47:30,651 00:47:33,518 So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology, So, I've had a dream that one day, through science and technology,
803 00:47:33,620 00:47:36,112 I'd finally be able to hear her, I'd finally be able to hear her,
804 00:47:36,190 00:47:38,625 understand her thoughts, understand her feelings. understand her thoughts, understand her feelings.
805 00:47:39,627 00:47:42,289 Although both my parents are healthy, Although both my parents are healthy,
806 00:47:42,363 00:47:45,162 they behave as if they were mute. they behave as if they were mute.
807 00:47:45,232 00:47:48,224 They talk, but they don't communicate. They talk, but they don't communicate.
808 00:47:48,335 00:47:49,632 Mr. Mills. Mr. Mills.
809 00:47:50,871 00:47:55,138 What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth? What good is having a voice if you don't speak your truth?
810 00:47:56,176 00:47:58,668 Thank you for sharing that. Thank you for sharing that.
811 00:47:58,746 00:48:01,738 You are a bright young man, Xiao! You are a bright young man, Xiao!
812 00:48:01,849 00:48:03,874 Oh, thank you, sir. Oh, thank you, sir.
813 00:48:03,951 00:48:06,420 But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life. But my dad thinks I'm wasting my life.
814 00:48:06,520 00:48:08,511 Oh, that's okay. Just be patient. Oh, that's okay. Just be patient.
815 00:48:08,589 00:48:12,184 Takes a while for people to understand a visionary. Takes a while for people to understand a visionary.
816 00:48:12,259 00:48:14,626 Trust me. He'll come around. Trust me. He'll come around.
817 00:48:14,728 00:48:17,129 - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course! - Can I give you one piece of advice? - Of course!
818 00:48:19,066 00:48:21,763 Don't share your ideas with anyone. Don't share your ideas with anyone.
819 00:48:22,903 00:48:25,235 With anyone. With anyone.
820 00:48:25,305 00:48:27,034 Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve Twelve years ago, I told my friend Steve
821 00:48:27,107 00:48:30,236 about this phone that I invented that can also play music. about this phone that I invented that can also play music.
822 00:48:30,310 00:48:32,108 We both know what happened with that. We both know what happened with that.
823 00:48:32,212 00:48:35,671 I can assure you, there are people watching you right now. I can assure you, there are people watching you right now.
824 00:48:38,552 00:48:41,044 Why? Why me? Why? Why me?
825 00:48:42,356 00:48:45,519 Because you're about to shake up the world! Because you're about to shake up the world!
826 00:48:45,592 00:48:48,391 You need anything, you only come to me. You need anything, you only come to me.
827 00:48:48,462 00:48:50,430 I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources. I've got a couple of billion dollars' worth of resources.
828 00:48:50,531 00:48:52,556 All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing. All you have to do is ask. Just promise me one thing.
829 00:48:52,633 00:48:53,896 Of course. Of course.
830 00:48:53,968 00:48:56,027 Keep doing what you're doing, Keep doing what you're doing,
831 00:48:56,103 00:48:59,630 so no other child will have to suffer the way we did. so no other child will have to suffer the way we did.
832 00:49:08,148 00:49:12,676 Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills! Hey, Mr. Mills, it's you! Mr. Mills!
833 00:49:15,956 00:49:17,685 Sophie? Sophie?
834 00:49:17,791 00:49:22,194 Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company... Nothing would make me happier than having the pleasure of your company...
835 00:49:22,296 00:49:23,855 Cut! Ugh! Cut! Ugh!
836 00:49:23,964 00:49:27,161 How did that feel to you? How did that feel to you?
837 00:49:29,970 00:49:32,496 Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you. Frenchie feels, and I agree, it just didn't sound like you.
838 00:49:32,606 00:49:34,631 Felt derivative. Let's run it again. Felt derivative. Let's run it again.
839 00:49:34,742 00:49:37,234 - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie? - I can't do this. - Can't do What, Ollie?
840 00:49:37,311 00:49:39,109 Save our family? Save our family?
841 00:49:39,179 00:49:42,342 You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan You know What? Let's just forget my entire brilliant plan
842 00:49:42,449 00:49:44,474 because you're too nervous to talk to a girl. because you're too nervous to talk to a girl.
843 00:49:44,585 00:49:47,077 Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone! Sound good? That's a wrap, everyone!
844 00:49:49,823 00:49:52,485 You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance. You've got one more day to ask Sophie to the dance.
845 00:49:52,593 00:49:53,788 I believe in you. I believe in you.
846 00:49:53,861 00:49:56,831 - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think? - You are ready to go off-leash. - You think?
847 00:49:56,930 00:50:00,127 I know. And there's another thing I know. I know. And there's another thing I know.
848 00:50:00,201 00:50:01,760 That's checkmate, sucka! That's checkmate, sucka!
849 00:50:01,835 00:50:04,327 All this winning makes me thirsty! All this winning makes me thirsty!
850 00:50:04,438 00:50:06,907 - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No. - Have I ever beaten you? - At chess? No.
851 00:50:07,007 00:50:09,499 At the 100 yard dash? Again, no. At the 100 yard dash? Again, no.
852 00:50:09,577 00:50:12,069 But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty. But I'm sure there must be... Oh, hang on. Still thirsty.
853 00:50:12,179 00:50:15,342 There must be something that humans are better at than dogs. There must be something that humans are better at than dogs.
854 00:50:15,415 00:50:19,045 Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell? Oh! Are there any contests to see who has the worst sense of smell?
855 00:50:19,153 00:50:21,713 You guys would be shoo-ins for that. You guys would be shoo-ins for that.
856 00:50:21,822 00:50:25,224 Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel Now, listen. Starting tomorrow, you say what you feel
857 00:50:25,326 00:50:27,351 and you speak from your heart, no matter what. and you speak from your heart, no matter what.
858 00:50:27,428 00:50:29,089 Okay. Okay.
859 00:50:29,196 00:50:31,688 I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes, I promise, if you do that, Sophie will say yes,
860 00:50:31,765 00:50:35,395 Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark! Mom and Dad will show up, and voilà! Let them hear you bark!
861 00:50:39,406 00:50:43,343 This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind. This house is so small, I gotta stick my head out to change my mind.
862 00:50:43,410 00:50:45,139 - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog. - We'll fix that. - Don't say fix to a dog.
863 00:50:45,212 00:50:46,304 Not cool. Not cool.
864 00:50:46,380 00:50:48,747 Hey! Hey!
865 00:50:48,849 00:50:50,374 I've just met with Mills. I've just met with Mills.
866 00:50:50,484 00:50:53,044 I'm scared people know about our satellite connection. I'm scared people know about our satellite connection.
867 00:50:53,153 00:50:55,645 - Who knows? - Not sure. - Who knows? - Not sure.
868 00:50:55,723 00:50:58,590 But Mills warned me to be very, very careful. But Mills warned me to be very, very careful.
869 00:50:58,692 00:51:00,251 We need to shut down the link. We need to shut down the link.
870 00:51:00,361 00:51:02,693 - No, we can't. - We have to! - No, we can't. - We have to!
871 00:51:02,763 00:51:06,597 My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days. My parents are deciding if they're gonna split up or not in two days.
872 00:51:06,700 00:51:08,759 I need Henry to help me fix this. I need Henry to help me fix this.
873 00:51:08,869 00:51:10,860 Henry? How can he help? Henry? How can he help?
874 00:51:10,938 00:51:14,397 Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple. Adults are complicated, but Henry's simple.
875 00:51:14,475 00:51:16,466 Your face is simple. Your face is simple.
876 00:51:16,577 00:51:19,740 I just mean he has a simple view of life, I just mean he has a simple view of life,
877 00:51:19,813 00:51:22,145 a better View. Xiao, please. a better View. Xiao, please.
878 00:51:22,249 00:51:24,377 I can't let my family split up. I can't let my family split up.
879 00:51:24,451 00:51:25,919 Please, just 24 hours Please, just 24 hours
880 00:51:25,986 00:51:27,977 and then I promise I'll make this right. and then I promise I'll make this right.
881 00:51:28,088 00:51:30,785 I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to. I'll confess. I'll do whatever I need to.
882 00:51:32,126 00:51:35,118 You've got one day, but that's it. You've got one day, but that's it.
883 00:51:45,673 00:51:48,699 So this house isn't officially on the market, So this house isn't officially on the market,
884 00:51:48,776 00:51:52,644 but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce. but I know people, and these people are getting a divorce.
885 00:51:52,746 00:51:54,111 This house could be yours! This house could be yours!
886 00:51:54,214 00:51:56,478 That's great news! That's great news!
887 00:51:56,584 00:51:57,710 - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh! - Honey, are you okay? - Oh, my gosh!
888 00:51:57,785 00:52:00,720 No hard feelings, I hope. No hard feelings, I hope.
889 00:52:00,788 00:52:04,122 It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal. It's nothing personal. Scratch that, it's totally personal.
890 00:52:04,224 00:52:06,716 - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine. - Are you okay? - She's fine. She's fine.
891 00:52:06,794 00:52:08,762 Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen. Okay, great. Wait 'til you see this kitchen.
892 00:52:08,829 00:52:11,491 It's amazing. It's really beautiful. It's amazing. It's really beautiful.
893 00:52:11,598 00:52:13,259 Well. Well.
894 00:52:17,838 00:52:22,366 - What is that smell? - What smell? - What is that smell? - What smell?
895 00:52:22,476 00:52:26,106 That's the smell of zero commission. That's the smell of zero commission.
896 00:52:26,180 00:52:27,978 Oh, that smell. Oh, that smell.
897 00:52:28,048 00:52:29,812 Ugh! Ugh!
898 00:52:29,884 00:52:33,377 Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright... Well, that's the kitchen. Isn't it pretty? It's bright...
899 00:52:33,487 00:52:34,852 Do you wanna see the backyard? Do you wanna see the backyard?
900 00:52:40,794 00:52:42,489 Well, they're still in the kitchen. Well, they're still in the kitchen.
901 00:52:45,199 00:52:48,430 Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike Hey, do you remember that time Ollie was riding his bike
902 00:52:48,502 00:52:50,436 and he fell off and he banged up his knee? and he fell off and he banged up his knee?
903 00:52:50,504 00:52:53,838 Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!" Yeah. Remember what he said? He was like, "I'm not gonna cry!"
904 00:52:56,810 00:52:58,778 He was a tough kid. He was a tough kid.
905 00:52:59,780 00:53:01,009 Still is. Still is.
906 00:53:06,353 00:53:09,618 Tell me that he's gonna be okay. Tell me that he's gonna be okay.
907 00:53:09,690 00:53:11,658 He's gonna be fine. He's gonna be fine.
908 00:53:12,693 00:53:15,560 Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have. Okay? We're just gonna keep loving him just like we always have.
909 00:53:15,662 00:53:17,187 No matter What. No matter What.
910 00:53:20,034 00:53:22,901 I'm sorry, Ellen, I just... I'm sorry, Ellen, I just...
911 00:53:24,171 00:53:26,265 I feel like I could've done better. I feel like I could've done better.
912 00:53:27,374 00:53:28,739 We both could have. We both could have.
913 00:53:34,415 00:53:35,746 I love you. I love you.
914 00:53:37,051 00:53:39,543 I love you. I love you.
915 00:53:39,620 00:53:42,055 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
916 00:53:43,057 00:53:45,992 No, no! I forgot to give you my card! No, no! I forgot to give you my card!
917 00:53:46,060 00:53:48,927 What light through yonder window breaks? What light through yonder window breaks?
918 00:53:49,029 00:53:51,521 It is the east and... It is the east and...
919 00:53:51,598 00:53:55,694 Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie. Oliver, don't forget the character's name is Juliet, not Sophie.
920 00:54:00,941 00:54:03,603 I tell you what. You could say the actual words, I tell you what. You could say the actual words,
921 00:54:03,710 00:54:06,111 or blurt out whatever you're thinking. or blurt out whatever you're thinking.
922 00:54:17,458 00:54:20,223 Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. Okay. Here's what I'm thinking.
923 00:54:20,294 00:54:22,786 How many of you understand this play? How many of you understand this play?
924 00:54:22,896 00:54:25,729 - I mean, really get it? - No. - I mean, really get it? - No.
925 00:54:26,733 00:54:28,394 Do you understand it? Do you understand it?
926 00:54:28,469 00:54:30,403 - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you? - Of course I do. I'm teaching it. - Are you?
927 00:54:30,471 00:54:32,269 Oh! Oh!
928 00:54:32,339 00:54:34,603 I don't think anyone here really gets it. I don't think anyone here really gets it.
929 00:54:34,675 00:54:37,508 Well, the material might have more meaning to you Well, the material might have more meaning to you
930 00:54:37,611 00:54:39,739 if you took the time to actually study it. if you took the time to actually study it.
931 00:54:39,813 00:54:42,441 Or if you took the time to actually explain it. Or if you took the time to actually explain it.
932 00:54:42,516 00:54:46,953 You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning. You know, teach it to us. So we can appreciate its meaning.
933 00:54:48,656 00:54:52,388 - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office. - Shall I continue? - I think so. In the principal's office.
934 00:55:02,303 00:55:03,998 - All right, Oliver! - Go, Oliver! - All right, Oliver! - Go, Oliver!
935 00:55:04,104 00:55:06,732 Yeah! Yeah!
936 00:55:06,807 00:55:08,571 Wait! Wait!
937 00:55:08,642 00:55:11,441 - What's our cover? - I got this. - What's our cover? - I got this.
938 00:55:11,512 00:55:13,674 - Just follow my lead. - What? - Just follow my lead. - What?
939 00:55:15,182 00:55:19,380 Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine? Hi! You must be Mr. and Mrs... Masculine?
940 00:55:19,486 00:55:21,454 - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close! - Did I pronounce that correctly? - Close!
941 00:55:21,522 00:55:24,014 My name is Bailarín Masculino. My name is Bailarín Masculino.
942 00:55:24,124 00:55:28,220 And this is my wife, Fauna Flora. And this is my wife, Fauna Flora.
943 00:55:28,328 00:55:30,820 She does not speak English, but she is a dancer. She does not speak English, but she is a dancer.
944 00:55:30,898 00:55:33,890 And when she dances, she speaks the language of love. And when she dances, she speaks the language of love.
945 00:55:35,536 00:55:36,799 Venga aquí. Venga aquí.
946 00:55:38,305 00:55:40,672 Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
947 00:55:40,741 00:55:42,732 So, this is their son's room. So, this is their son's room.
948 00:55:42,843 00:55:47,076 If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it. If there was ever a room for a baby dancer, this would be it.
949 00:55:49,850 00:55:51,340 Distract her. I'll do recon. Distract her. I'll do recon.
950 00:55:52,987 00:55:55,285 My wife, she love the house. My wife, she love the house.
951 00:55:55,356 00:55:57,051 I must speak with you. I must speak with you.
952 00:56:00,194 00:56:01,958 Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver!
953 00:56:02,029 00:56:04,521 That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
954 00:56:04,631 00:56:06,725 - What's gotten into you? - I don't know. - What's gotten into you? - I don't know.
955 00:56:06,834 00:56:09,132 I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once. I guess I just wanted to say what I was really thinking for once.
956 00:56:09,203 00:56:11,900 Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it. Well, you should do it more often, because everybody's talking about it.
957 00:56:12,006 00:56:13,667 - Seriously? - Are you kidding me? - Seriously? - Are you kidding me?
958 00:56:13,740 00:56:16,072 You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred. You're like a legend! And there will be spillover cred.
959 00:56:16,176 00:56:20,113 And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me And I'll be by your side, so your spillover will spill over to me
960 00:56:20,214 00:56:21,773 Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver. Hi, Li. Hey, Oliver.
961 00:56:21,882 00:56:24,852 Li's me. You know my name? Li's me. You know my name?
962 00:56:24,918 00:56:27,114 Of course. You played Juliet in class. Of course. You played Juliet in class.
963 00:56:27,221 00:56:29,246 It's happening. It's already happening! It's happening. It's already happening!
964 00:56:29,356 00:56:31,051 The spillage is real! The spillage is real!
965 00:56:31,125 00:56:33,025 See you later, Li. See you later, Li.
966 00:56:33,093 00:56:37,030 Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking. Oliver, what you said in class is exactly what I've been thinking.
967 00:56:38,098 00:56:39,588 That was really brave. That was really brave.
968 00:56:42,636 00:56:43,797 Well, gotta go. Well, gotta go.
969 00:56:45,039 00:56:47,269 - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie? - Sophie? - Yes, Ollie?
970 00:56:49,710 00:56:51,576 Sophie... Sophie...
971 00:56:51,679 00:56:53,704 would you please go to the dance with me? would you please go to the dance with me?
972 00:56:55,683 00:56:58,744 I would love to. I would love to.
973 00:57:01,255 00:57:02,689 See you tonight, Romeo. See you tonight, Romeo.
974 00:57:05,259 00:57:07,694 Hey, Oliver. You got a minute? Hey, Oliver. You got a minute?
975 00:57:10,230 00:57:11,459 I guess. I guess.
976 00:57:13,400 00:57:15,767 Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment. Nicholas paid me to tank your experiment.
977 00:57:15,869 00:57:18,361 - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man. - Seriously? - Yeah. Listen, man.
978 00:57:18,438 00:57:19,872 I've felt like crap since the fair. I've felt like crap since the fair.
979 00:57:19,940 00:57:21,806 And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley, And then after you stood up to Ms. Shackley,
980 00:57:21,909 00:57:25,072 well, dude, you deserve to know the truth. well, dude, you deserve to know the truth.
981 00:57:25,145 00:57:27,341 Thanks. Thanks.
982 00:57:27,448 00:57:30,076 Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you? Are you gonna tell Nicholas that I told you?
983 00:57:30,150 00:57:32,448 Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it? Nope. It wouldn't be cool, would it?
984 00:57:35,088 00:57:36,647 See you at the dance, man. See you at the dance, man.
985 00:57:36,757 00:57:38,350 Yes, you will. Yes, you will.
986 00:57:40,928 00:57:44,421 - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes. - So, you wanted to talk to me? - Yes.
987 00:57:44,498 00:57:47,490 Your eyes, they are so sad Your eyes, they are so sad
988 00:57:47,601 00:57:50,332 because you have not been loved because you have not been loved
989 00:57:50,437 00:57:52,735 the way an angel like you should be loved. the way an angel like you should be loved.
990 00:57:54,909 00:57:56,968 Okay... Okay...
991 00:57:57,077 00:57:59,808 Don't speak. Don't think. Don't speak. Don't think.
992 00:58:03,117 00:58:04,346 Follow. Follow.
993 00:58:21,101 00:58:23,968 Does this thing turn on? Does this thing turn on?
994 00:58:24,037 00:58:25,505 Hey, Oliver. Hey, Oliver.
995 00:58:25,572 00:58:29,202 Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person, Listen, I'm so sorry I couldn't be there to give this to you in person,
996 00:58:29,310 00:58:32,041 but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China. but I'm about to give the keynote speech at the Tech Summit in China.
997 00:58:33,747 00:58:35,078 - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go. - Nice. - Honey, it's time to go.
998 00:58:35,182 00:58:36,411 - Oh. - Wait. - Oh. - Wait.
999 00:58:36,517 00:58:39,077 - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house! - I thought she didn't speak English! - She's a fast learner! Nice house!
1000 00:58:39,186 00:58:42,053 Wait! I forgot to give you my card! Wait! I forgot to give you my card!
1001 00:58:52,166 00:58:56,501 From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf, From a rooftop in Beijing to an oil rig in the Alaskan Gulf,
1002 00:58:56,570 00:59:00,006 we are bound by the thirst for knowledge. we are bound by the thirst for knowledge.
1003 00:59:01,175 00:59:04,167 Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book Mills Lab's new XM Quantum Book
1004 00:59:04,244 00:59:07,407 will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than... will give you access to anything you can imagine faster than...
1005 00:59:08,882 00:59:11,374 well, faster than you can imagine it. well, faster than you can imagine it.
1006 00:59:11,485 00:59:12,975 Cut! Cut!
1007 00:59:15,022 00:59:17,081 Oh, Xiao. Oh, Xiao.
1008 00:59:19,193 00:59:21,093 Oh, man! Oh, man!
1009 00:59:21,195 00:59:22,685 This was so freaking cool. This was so freaking cool.
1010 00:59:22,763 00:59:26,199 - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too. - Well, I am so glad to see you. - Me, too.
1011 00:59:26,267 00:59:28,895 Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy? Tell me, how long have you been a bicycle delivery boy?
1012 00:59:28,969 00:59:30,368 How did you know that? How did you know that?
1013 00:59:30,437 00:59:33,702 I know stuff. Come on. I know stuff. Come on.
1014 00:59:33,841 00:59:36,310 You were so right, Henry. You were so right, Henry.
1015 00:59:36,410 00:59:37,468 I did what you said. I did what you said.
1016 00:59:37,578 00:59:41,537 In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing! In class, I spoke from the heart, and it felt amazing!
1017 00:59:41,615 00:59:46,075 - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up. - Well, duh. - I've never felt this-this grown up.
1018 00:59:46,153 00:59:49,088 Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls... Pretty soon you'll be shaving, driving, kissing girls...
1019 00:59:49,156 00:59:50,248 Still gross. Still gross.
1020 00:59:50,324 00:59:52,884 Oh! Henry, um... Oh! Henry, um...
1021 00:59:52,960 00:59:54,951 when you said dogs don't have divorce, when you said dogs don't have divorce,
1022 00:59:55,062 00:59:57,554 - do they have marriage? - Nothing official. - do they have marriage? - Nothing official.
1023 00:59:57,631 00:59:59,565 We do more of a common law thing. We do more of a common law thing.
1024 00:59:59,633 01:00:03,126 - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have. - What about family? - Family we have, and love we have.
1025 01:00:03,237 01:00:06,366 But once you're family, you are always family. But once you're family, you are always family.
1026 01:00:06,440 01:00:08,238 And that never changes. And that never changes.
1027 01:00:08,309 01:00:11,370 Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life? Okay, pop quiz. What are the two most important things in life?
1028 01:00:11,445 01:00:13,937 Love and family. Oh! Love and family. Oh!
1029 01:00:14,048 01:00:17,245 And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome. And peeing Wherever you want, which is awesome.
1030 01:00:19,620 01:00:22,612 - Do you actually? - Oh, my God. - Do you actually? - Oh, my God.
1031 01:00:22,723 01:00:24,213 - Are you messing With me? - It works. - Are you messing With me? - It works.
1032 01:00:24,291 01:00:25,986 That doesn't really make sense. That doesn't really make sense.
1033 01:00:29,830 01:00:32,162 So, you ready for this? So, you ready for this?
1034 01:00:32,266 01:00:33,995 You gonna get the 'rents to the dance? You gonna get the 'rents to the dance?
1035 01:00:34,101 01:00:36,798 Yep. Both at the same time. Yep. Both at the same time.
1036 01:00:36,870 01:00:39,362 They'll be coming at exactly 9:30. They'll be coming at exactly 9:30.
1037 01:00:39,473 01:00:42,465 And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play? And the DJ's on board? He'll have the song cued up and ready to play?
1038 01:00:42,543 01:00:44,443 - Done. - Impressive. - Done. - Impressive.
1039 01:00:44,511 01:00:47,503 Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash! Oliver Reed, you are ready to live off-leash!
1040 01:00:49,149 01:00:51,015 Thanks, Henry. I love you, too. Thanks, Henry. I love you, too.
1041 01:00:51,118 01:00:53,109 Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance, Now, if you wanna look sharp for the dance,
1042 01:00:53,187 01:00:55,713 you go with that tasty blue number with the dots. you go with that tasty blue number with the dots.
1043 01:00:55,823 01:00:57,791 - You mean this one? - Bingo. - You mean this one? - Bingo.
1044 01:00:57,858 01:01:00,190 Stylin'. Stylin'.
1045 01:01:01,195 01:01:02,959 You know, one of the things that I love about your country You know, one of the things that I love about your country
1046 01:01:03,030 01:01:05,522 is you guys can use an app to pay for everything. is you guys can use an app to pay for everything.
1047 01:01:05,633 01:01:07,761 - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash. - Yeah... - You don't even need to use cash.
1048 01:01:07,835 01:01:09,599 Can you show me how that works, please? Can you show me how that works, please?
1049 01:01:09,670 01:01:12,002 Sure. It's simple. Sure. It's simple.
1050 01:01:12,106 01:01:13,938 You just need to... You just need to...
1051 01:01:15,509 01:01:17,841 What is this? What is this?
1052 01:01:17,945 01:01:19,970 What did you do? What did you do?
1053 01:01:20,047 01:01:23,642 It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out. It's nothing. Look, I more than anyone know how difficult it is starting out.
1054 01:01:23,717 01:01:25,708 I just wanted to make it a little easier for you. I just wanted to make it a little easier for you.
1055 01:01:27,788 01:01:30,814 Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say. Mr. Mills, I don't know what to say.
1056 01:01:30,891 01:01:34,020 When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything. When you and Oliver achieve your goal, you won't have to say anything.
1057 01:01:34,094 01:01:36,392 I'll already know what you're thinking. I'll already know what you're thinking.
1058 01:01:38,899 01:01:44,167 Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible. Sir, without Oliver, none of this could be possible.
1059 01:01:44,238 01:01:47,606 Oliver created this technology for his family. Oliver created this technology for his family.
1060 01:01:47,708 01:01:49,574 You cannot buy that. You cannot buy that.
1061 01:01:56,550 01:01:58,450 Excuse me. Excuse me.
1062 01:02:06,827 01:02:09,728 - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real. - Bridget. Go. - Sir, it works. It's real.
1063 01:02:09,830 01:02:12,390 I don't know how, but he did it. I don't know how, but he did it.
1064 01:02:12,499 01:02:15,594 Do you know what it'd mean if... Do you know what it'd mean if...
1065 01:02:15,702 01:02:18,569 when I get my hands on this technology? when I get my hands on this technology?
1066 01:02:18,672 01:02:20,902 You'll get another island? A bigger yacht? You'll get another island? A bigger yacht?
1067 01:02:21,008 01:02:24,205 Oh, simple, simple, Bridget. Oh, simple, simple, Bridget.
1068 01:02:24,278 01:02:26,610 For once, just try to think like a genius. For once, just try to think like a genius.
1069 01:02:27,948 01:02:29,006 With this technology, With this technology,
1070 01:02:29,083 01:02:33,077 I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking. I'll know exactly what my competitors are thinking.
1071 01:02:33,187 01:02:35,588 Every brilliant idea will be mine. Every brilliant idea will be mine.
1072 01:02:37,925 01:02:40,087 I'll have a monopoly on knowledge. I'll have a monopoly on knowledge.
1073 01:02:40,160 01:02:42,925 Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it. Sir, that-that does have a nice ring to it.
1074 01:02:42,997 01:02:48,094 Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit. Okay, I'm going to have to pay Oliver and his talking dog a little visit.
1075 01:02:48,168 01:02:50,398 Oh, and good job, simple Bridget. Oh, and good job, simple Bridget.
1076 01:02:51,605 01:02:53,972 Expect something special for your bonus this year. Expect something special for your bonus this year.
1077 01:03:02,783 01:03:05,445 How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm? How 'bout Mills Labs? Mm?
1078 01:03:08,789 01:03:11,121 - Yes? - Great recon, Muñoz. - Yes? - Great recon, Muñoz.
1079 01:03:11,225 01:03:12,920 That laptop's proved invaluable. That laptop's proved invaluable.
1080 01:03:12,993 01:03:14,154 Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
1081 01:03:14,261 01:03:15,422 Intel have informed us Intel have informed us
1082 01:03:15,496 01:03:18,158 that Mills has transferred $100,000 that Mills has transferred $100,000
1083 01:03:18,265 01:03:21,633 into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing. into the bank account of a potential operative in Beijing.
1084 01:03:23,437 01:03:24,905 The FBI have been notified. The FBI have been notified.
1085 01:03:24,972 01:03:26,804 Good work, Muñoz. Good work, Muñoz.
1086 01:03:26,907 01:03:28,898 Does this mean we have corroboration? Does this mean we have corroboration?
1087 01:03:28,976 01:03:30,842 We have corroboration. We have corroboration.
1088 01:03:30,944 01:03:33,242 This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon! This is Jason Bourne stuff, and I'm Matt Damon!
1089 01:03:33,314 01:03:34,975 That's so you. That's so you.
1090 01:03:38,152 01:03:39,620 Make way for the total package! Make way for the total package!
1091 01:03:39,686 01:03:41,950 Brains, personality, and good looks! Brains, personality, and good looks!
1092 01:03:42,022 01:03:43,387 Oh, and Ollie, too. Oh, and Ollie, too.
1093 01:03:43,490 01:03:45,982 - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you! - Wow, you look cute! - Whoa! Look at you!
1094 01:03:46,059 01:03:47,823 - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks. - Somebody's handsome. - Thanks.
1095 01:03:47,895 01:03:50,227 - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous? - You don't think I look a little... - Gorgeous?
1096 01:03:50,330 01:03:52,298 - No, just kinda... - Irresistible? - No, just kinda... - Irresistible?
1097 01:03:52,366 01:03:53,891 Well, that is what I'm going for. Well, that is what I'm going for.
1098 01:03:54,001 01:03:56,026 Oh! Oh!
1099 01:03:56,136 01:03:58,468 You know how you always say that we can learn so much You know how you always say that we can learn so much
1100 01:03:58,539 01:04:00,507 from observing someone else's behavior? from observing someone else's behavior?
1101 01:04:00,574 01:04:02,133 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
1102 01:04:02,209 01:04:04,803 I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry. I think we can learn a lot from observing Henry.
1103 01:04:06,413 01:04:08,347 Maybe not right now. Maybe not right now.
1104 01:04:08,448 01:04:10,314 Oh, a little privacy, please. Oh, a little privacy, please.
1105 01:04:10,384 01:04:13,979 But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time? But, haven't you noticed how he seems happy, like, all the time?
1106 01:04:14,054 01:04:15,044 Dogs always seem happy. Dogs always seem happy.
1107 01:04:15,155 01:04:16,145 - Because they are! - Because they are! - Because they are! - Because they are!
1108 01:04:16,223 01:04:17,452 - Jinx. - Jinx. - Jinx. - Jinx.
1109 01:04:17,524 01:04:18,821 What? Jinx? What? Jinx?
1110 01:04:18,893 01:04:21,191 Henry and I were just talking. Henry and I were just talking.
1111 01:04:21,295 01:04:22,626 - Zip it. - And he talked back? - Zip it. - And he talked back?
1112 01:04:22,696 01:04:24,494 Nix-nay on the alking-tay. Nix-nay on the alking-tay.
1113 01:04:24,565 01:04:26,863 Remember? Criminally insane? Remember? Criminally insane?
1114 01:04:26,967 01:04:29,698 Never mind. The point is, they're happy Never mind. The point is, they're happy
1115 01:04:29,803 01:04:31,828 because they appreciate the simple things in life. because they appreciate the simple things in life.
1116 01:04:31,906 01:04:35,536 The important things, like love and family. The important things, like love and family.
1117 01:04:36,677 01:04:38,611 They don't complicate life the way people do. They don't complicate life the way people do.
1118 01:04:38,712 01:04:40,441 I am impressive. I am impressive.
1119 01:04:40,547 01:04:42,174 I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie, I can appreciate the sentiment, Ollie,
1120 01:04:42,249 01:04:44,741 but when you get older, life just isn't that simple. but when you get older, life just isn't that simple.
1121 01:04:44,852 01:04:46,786 - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother. - But it can be. - Sell it, my brother.
1122 01:04:46,887 01:04:50,346 See, people are always so busy searching for a better life, See, people are always so busy searching for a better life,
1123 01:04:50,424 01:04:53,792 they forget about the great one they already have. they forget about the great one they already have.
1124 01:04:53,894 01:04:56,727 Oh! Look what I found under my bed. Oh! Look what I found under my bed.
1125 01:04:59,066 01:05:01,763 We had some great trips in that thing. We had some great trips in that thing.
1126 01:05:03,203 01:05:04,796 Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance. Well, I don't wanna be late for the dance.
1127 01:05:04,905 01:05:06,134 You're a closer. You're a closer.
1128 01:05:06,240 01:05:07,730 Wait, baby, do you want a ride? Wait, baby, do you want a ride?
1129 01:05:07,808 01:05:10,539 Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk. Mom, it's six blocks. I'd rather walk.
1130 01:05:10,611 01:05:15,105 Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my... Plus, I could use the time emotionally preparing for my...
1131 01:05:15,215 01:05:17,707 - date. - Boom! Nailed it! - date. - Boom! Nailed it!
1132 01:05:17,785 01:05:19,253 - What? - When did that happen? - What? - When did that happen?
1133 01:05:19,353 01:05:21,185 - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl? - Earlier today. - Who's the lucky girl?
1134 01:05:21,255 01:05:23,417 Her name's Sophie. And get this... Her name's Sophie. And get this...
1135 01:05:23,524 01:05:25,390 she likes me for me. she likes me for me.
1136 01:05:25,459 01:05:27,188 Well, yeah. I mean... Well, yeah. I mean...
1137 01:05:27,261 01:05:29,628 I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality. I don't wanna be late. I hear girls like punctuality.
1138 01:05:29,730 01:05:32,290 You know what else they like? Confident dancers. You know what else they like? Confident dancers.
1139 01:05:32,399 01:05:34,800 Dad, no, please, please stop. Dad, no, please, please stop.
1140 01:05:34,902 01:05:37,462 That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog. That, right there, that makes me proud to be a dog.
1141 01:05:37,571 01:05:39,403 - I will never unsee that. - Oh, God. - I will never unsee that. - Oh, God.
1142 01:05:39,473 01:05:40,998 - I'm just telling you. - I get it. - I'm just telling you. - I get it.
1143 01:05:41,108 01:05:42,598 - I should really go. - All right, hotshot. - I should really go. - All right, hotshot.
1144 01:05:42,676 01:05:44,440 - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me. - Call me and I'll come get you. - Or me.
1145 01:05:44,512 01:05:47,777 - You know, whatever you want. - Just... call me. - You know, whatever you want. - Just... call me.
1146 01:05:47,848 01:05:50,340 - Okay. - My work here is finished. - Okay. - My work here is finished.
1147 01:05:50,451 01:05:51,646 - I love you guys. - I love you, too. - I love you guys. - I love you, too.
1148 01:05:51,752 01:05:52,913 - I love you. - Henry, come on. - I love you. - Henry, come on.
1149 01:05:52,987 01:05:56,321 Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad. Ollie, pro tip. Don't dance like Dad.
1150 01:06:02,529 01:06:05,965 - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll. - We make a good team, Henry. - It's how best friends roll.
1151 01:06:06,033 01:06:09,833 That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff. That was some Dr. Phil, Cesar Millan-type stuff.
1152 01:06:09,937 01:06:11,371 Where did all that wisdom come from? Where did all that wisdom come from?
1153 01:06:11,472 01:06:14,100 You, Henry! You! You, Henry! You!
1154 01:06:14,174 01:06:16,233 Right, I know. Just checkin'. Right, I know. Just checkin'.
1155 01:06:16,310 01:06:18,176 It's funny how your life can change in just two days. It's funny how your life can change in just two days.
1156 01:06:21,415 01:06:22,905 - Hey, who are you? - No! - Hey, who are you? - No!
1157 01:06:22,983 01:06:26,317 - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey! - Let him go! Ollie! - Hey!
1158 01:06:26,420 01:06:29,151 Let me go! What's happening? Let me go! What's happening?
1159 01:06:29,256 01:06:32,089 Let us out! Let us out right now! Let us out! Let us out right now!
1160 01:06:32,159 01:06:34,025 Right now! Right now!
1161 01:06:48,008 01:06:49,373 You're lucky I didn't bite you. You're lucky I didn't bite you.
1162 01:06:50,577 01:06:52,545 - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver. - Mr. Mills? - Nice to see you again, Oliver.
1163 01:06:52,646 01:06:53,704 Oh, looky here. Oh, looky here.
1164 01:06:53,814 01:06:55,873 Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar. Eccentric billionaire lounging in an airplane hangar.
1165 01:06:55,983 01:06:58,816 An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all! An alluring Bond girl? Not weird at all!
1166 01:06:58,886 01:07:01,048 - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping. - What are you doing here? - Felony kidnapping.
1167 01:07:01,155 01:07:03,522 I wanted to talk to you about your technology. I wanted to talk to you about your technology.
1168 01:07:03,590 01:07:04,648 Are you hungry? Are you hungry?
1169 01:07:04,725 01:07:06,352 Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks. Wait. What? No one said there'd be snacks.
1170 01:07:06,427 01:07:08,486 No, actually, I have to get to... No, actually, I have to get to...
1171 01:07:08,562 01:07:10,724 School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem. School dance. Yeah. I know. Ahem.
1172 01:07:10,831 01:07:12,492 How did you know that? How did you know that?
1173 01:07:16,670 01:07:18,229 I know stuff. I know stuff.
1174 01:07:20,474 01:07:21,703 Why are you...? Why are you...?
1175 01:07:21,809 01:07:24,972 Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun. Ollie, the guy in the TJ Maxx suit has a gun.
1176 01:07:25,045 01:07:26,706 - Really? - I may be wrong. - Really? - I may be wrong.
1177 01:07:26,814 01:07:28,077 It could be Men's Wearhouse. It could be Men's Wearhouse.
1178 01:07:28,182 01:07:30,207 I think I can make a break for the door and go get help. I think I can make a break for the door and go get help.
1179 01:07:30,317 01:07:32,046 Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off, Just let me know when. We don't wanna tip them off,
1180 01:07:32,153 01:07:34,019 so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign. so maybe you can give me some kind of subtle sign.
1181 01:07:34,087 01:07:35,987 Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle... Maybe you could scratch your elbow or touch your nose, wiggle...
1182 01:07:36,056 01:07:37,581 - Now! - That works. Bye! - Now! - That works. Bye!
1183 01:07:37,691 01:07:40,388 - Get the dog! - Henry! - Get the dog! - Henry!
1184 01:07:40,494 01:07:42,053 Henry, go! Run! Henry, go! Run!
1185 01:07:42,162 01:07:43,391 Don't kill him! Don't kill him!
1186 01:07:43,497 01:07:45,465 - I need him! - Henry! - I need him! - Henry!
1187 01:07:45,566 01:07:48,297 - Move! - Henry, run! - Move! - Henry, run!
1188 01:07:48,402 01:07:49,870 Move! Move!
1189 01:07:52,973 01:07:54,907 You sure you're not hungry? You sure you're not hungry?
1190 01:08:12,493 01:08:16,259 Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home! Boy, I wish that airplane hangar was closer to home!
1191 01:08:16,363 01:08:19,355 Woo! I really need to up my cardio. Woo! I really need to up my cardio.
1192 01:08:19,433 01:08:22,232 Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation Okay, this is big. This is a big, serious situation
1193 01:08:22,303 01:08:24,032 and I can't do it alone. and I can't do it alone.
1194 01:08:24,104 01:08:26,596 I need help. I need a dog, or two. I need help. I need a dog, or two.
1195 01:08:26,707 01:08:29,642 I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs! I need three do... I need all... I need my dogs!
1196 01:08:29,743 01:08:34,408 Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds Frenchie! Drop the macaroons for two seconds
1197 01:08:34,481 01:08:35,915 and come to the window. and come to the window.
1198 01:08:35,983 01:08:39,544 My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him. My human's in trouble and I need your help to save him.
1199 01:08:41,221 01:08:42,746 How should I know? How should I know?
1200 01:08:42,823 01:08:45,793 It's your house. Try the back door! It's your house. Try the back door!
1201 01:08:49,329 01:08:51,024 Henry, he's your best friend. Henry, he's your best friend.
1202 01:08:51,131 01:08:53,498 You have to be willing to do anything to save him. You have to be willing to do anything to save him.
1203 01:08:53,600 01:08:55,329 Anything. Even this. Anything. Even this.
1204 01:08:55,436 01:08:57,598 Ted! Can I talk to you for a second? Ted! Can I talk to you for a second?
1205 01:08:57,671 01:08:59,435 It's important! It's important!
1206 01:09:01,208 01:09:04,007 Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help. Okay, my human is in trouble and I need your help.
1207 01:09:04,111 01:09:06,341 Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party. Oh, didn't know you were having an awesome party.
1208 01:09:06,447 01:09:08,211 I don't care! I don't care!
1209 01:09:08,315 01:09:09,680 Shut up! I need your help! Shut up! I need your help!
1210 01:09:09,783 01:09:13,185 Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please. Meet me around the corner in 30 seconds. Please.
1211 01:09:16,056 01:09:17,956 Skittles! Skittles!
1212 01:09:18,025 01:09:21,086 Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time. Skittles, it's Henry! It's go time.
1213 01:09:21,161 01:09:23,425 I need your help now! I need your help now!
1214 01:09:23,497 01:09:26,296 Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself. Come on. Ollie's not gonna save himself.
1215 01:09:40,347 01:09:41,837 Sit. Sit.
1216 01:09:58,833 01:10:03,270 Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain Hey. Does anyone have a stinging, searing pain
1217 01:10:03,370 01:10:06,431 that is like lightning through your spine that is like lightning through your spine
1218 01:10:06,540 01:10:09,009 and it's cooking your hind quarters? and it's cooking your hind quarters?
1219 01:10:10,244 01:10:11,734 Yeah, me neither. Yeah, me neither.
1220 01:10:13,247 01:10:15,238 Hello? Hello?
1221 01:10:15,349 01:10:17,044 Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Can you hear me?
1222 01:10:17,117 01:10:21,054 Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao. Anyone? Hello? My name is Xiao.
1223 01:10:21,155 01:10:24,750 Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry. Three days ago, I hacked into Indium 6, and I'm very sorry.
1224 01:10:24,859 01:10:29,387 I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble. I'm telling you this 'cause I think my friend, Oliver Reed, is in trouble.
1225 01:10:29,496 01:10:32,431 Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology. Mr. Ram Mills is after Oliver's technology.
1226 01:10:32,533 01:10:34,160 I fear for Oliver's safety. I fear for Oliver's safety.
1227 01:10:34,235 01:10:38,263 I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology... I'm going to send you the coordinates of a piece of Oliver's technology...
1228 01:10:38,372 01:10:39,999 a GPS dog collar. a GPS dog collar.
1229 01:10:40,074 01:10:43,271 If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills. If you track the collar, you'll find Mr. Mills.
1230 01:10:47,481 01:10:50,507 You think you know me? Huh? You think you know me? Huh?
1231 01:10:51,618 01:10:53,552 You have no idea. You have no idea.
1232 01:10:54,555 01:10:56,148 Look at me. Look at me.
1233 01:10:56,257 01:10:59,989 I would do anything to acquire this technology. I would do anything to acquire this technology.
1234 01:11:01,095 01:11:03,120 Anything. Anything.
1235 01:11:05,900 01:11:06,890 So now... So now...
1236 01:11:08,102 01:11:09,501 Ttell me how you did it. Ttell me how you did it.
1237 01:11:11,271 01:11:13,467 Never running again. This is it. Never running again. This is it.
1238 01:11:13,574 01:11:15,269 After today, I walk everywhere. After today, I walk everywhere.
1239 01:11:16,343 01:11:18,175 Come on, there's a rear entrance this way. Come on, there's a rear entrance this way.
1240 01:11:19,914 01:11:21,279 Get up! Get up!
1241 01:11:31,959 01:11:33,825 Henry! Henry!
1242 01:11:33,927 01:11:37,955 You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you? You think your stupid little animal is gonna save you?
1243 01:11:38,999 01:11:40,296 Huh? Huh?
1244 01:11:54,949 01:11:56,678 Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right! Guys, guys, guys! All right, all right!
1245 01:11:56,784 01:11:58,946 That's enough! That's enough! That's enough! That's enough!
1246 01:11:59,019 01:12:00,384 Dude's trapped. Dude's trapped.
1247 01:12:00,487 01:12:01,818 He can't escape, and he knows it. He can't escape, and he knows it.
1248 01:12:01,889 01:12:03,721 Great work, everybody. Great work, everybody.
1249 01:12:03,824 01:12:06,987 Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie. Now just hold him there while I go talk to Ollie.
1250 01:12:07,061 01:12:09,689 Ollie, go to the dance. Ollie, go to the dance.
1251 01:12:09,797 01:12:11,196 Ted and I will handle this fool. Ted and I will handle this fool.
1252 01:12:11,298 01:12:13,494 - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No. - You're not gonna... - Kill him? No.
1253 01:12:13,567 01:12:16,366 Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves. Maybe 15,000 years ago, when we were wolves.
1254 01:12:16,470 01:12:20,065 But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him. But we're domesticated now. We're gonna humiliate him.
1255 01:12:20,174 01:12:22,142 - You cool With that? - Actually, yes. - You cool With that? - Actually, yes.
1256 01:12:22,209 01:12:24,303 Cool. Stick to the plan. Cool. Stick to the plan.
1257 01:12:24,378 01:12:26,278 Sophie, parents, song. Sophie, parents, song.
1258 01:12:26,347 01:12:28,543 - You got this. - Okay. - You got this. - Okay.
1259 01:12:28,649 01:12:29,810 - Thanks, Henry. - Go. - Thanks, Henry. - Go.
1260 01:12:29,883 01:12:32,215 I'll be there in 20 minutes! I'll be there in 20 minutes!
1261 01:12:33,220 01:12:36,281 For only two legs, that kid is fast! For only two legs, that kid is fast!
1262 01:13:27,274 01:13:28,264 What are you looking at? What are you looking at?
1263 01:13:31,378 01:13:33,176 Look away! Look away!
1264 01:13:33,247 01:13:36,012 Where are you, you disgusting animal? Where are you, you disgusting animal?
1265 01:13:37,251 01:13:39,743 Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare! Don't you dare think of it. Don't you dare!
1266 01:13:43,224 01:13:45,556 Take a whiff of that, fart face! Take a whiff of that, fart face!
1267 01:13:59,973 01:14:01,805 Ollie! Ollie!
1268 01:14:01,909 01:14:03,240 Sophie! Sophie!
1269 01:14:03,310 01:14:07,110 - You came! Are you okay? - I think so. - You came! Are you okay? - I think so.
1270 01:14:07,181 01:14:10,014 I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me, I just got kidnapped by Mr. Mills. He was choking me,
1271 01:14:10,117 01:14:12,984 and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in and Ted, Henry and a bunch of other dogs came in
1272 01:14:13,087 01:14:15,283 and they rescued me. and they rescued me.
1273 01:14:21,962 01:14:23,623 Oliver, you are so funny. I love it. Oliver, you are so funny. I love it.
1274 01:14:23,697 01:14:25,028 I'm not joking. I'm not joking.
1275 01:14:28,102 01:14:30,161 Callen, Muñoz. Callen, Muñoz.
1276 01:14:30,271 01:14:32,763 We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker. We've had direct satellite video contact with the hacker.
1277 01:14:32,840 01:14:34,831 We're trusting him as an ally. We're trusting him as an ally.
1278 01:14:34,942 01:14:36,671 Sending you the coordinates of Mills. Sending you the coordinates of Mills.
1279 01:14:36,777 01:14:39,974 He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog. He's heading to the school, maybe to get Oliver or the dog.
1280 01:14:40,081 01:14:42,106 Bring in him and the boy immediately. Bring in him and the boy immediately.
1281 01:14:44,451 01:14:47,421 Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie Remember, Belle, the plan is for us to find Ollie and Sophie
1282 01:14:47,488 01:14:50,514 and then... go on the lookout for the parents. and then... go on the lookout for the parents.
1283 01:14:55,629 01:14:56,824 I don't get it. You told this joke already. I don't get it. You told this joke already.
1284 01:14:56,931 01:14:59,423 It's not a joke. Mr. Mills... It's not a joke. Mr. Mills...
1285 01:14:59,500 01:15:02,060 - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie. - Is a bad, bad man... - Ollie. Ollie.
1286 01:15:02,169 01:15:03,398 You should've seen Ted. He was awesome. You should've seen Ted. He was awesome.
1287 01:15:03,504 01:15:05,734 - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills, - Henry! - First he sat on Mr. Mills,
1288 01:15:05,840 01:15:07,035 - and then... - You lost your collar! - and then... - You lost your collar!
1289 01:15:07,141 01:15:09,974 Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later. Wait, what? You can't hear me? Oh, let's deal with that later.
1290 01:15:10,044 01:15:11,637 We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad. We're gonna go watch for Mom and Dad.
1291 01:15:11,712 01:15:14,204 Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance. Enough with the talking dogs. Let's dance.
1292 01:15:14,315 01:15:16,409 Okay. Okay.
1293 01:15:35,569 01:15:37,333 Hey, Ollie. Hey, Ollie.
1294 01:15:37,404 01:15:39,896 Oh, you must be Sophie. Oh, you must be Sophie.
1295 01:15:40,007 01:15:42,476 I have heard so much about you. I have heard so much about you.
1296 01:15:42,543 01:15:43,840 Mom! Mom!
1297 01:15:43,911 01:15:45,743 It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents. It's okay, Oliver. We all have parents.
1298 01:15:45,846 01:15:48,543 Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad. Mom's here. Excellent. Now all we need is Dad.
1299 01:15:48,649 01:15:51,584 Ollie, this dance is amazing! Ollie, this dance is amazing!
1300 01:15:51,685 01:15:53,175 Are you sure you wanna go home? Are you sure you wanna go home?
1301 01:15:53,254 01:15:56,155 Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance, Any moment now, Dad's gonna make his grand entrance,
1302 01:15:56,223 01:15:57,554 his hero moment, his hero moment,
1303 01:15:57,658 01:16:00,525 his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle, his Iron Man drop-in-from-the-sky, flying-into-battle,
1304 01:16:00,594 01:16:03,188 ready to beat up the bad guys! ready to beat up the bad guys!
1305 01:16:06,967 01:16:08,696 Or not. Or not.
1306 01:16:08,769 01:16:11,864 Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire. Jeez, it's tinsel, Lukas, not barbed wire.
1307 01:16:14,208 01:16:15,369 Come with me. Come with me.
1308 01:16:28,489 01:16:30,184 Now! Now!
1309 01:16:52,580 01:16:55,743 It's out of our paws now, my friend. It's out of our paws now, my friend.
1310 01:17:16,036 01:17:17,265 Will you dance with me? Will you dance with me?
1311 01:17:36,390 01:17:37,482 Is that the look? Is that the look?
1312 01:17:40,027 01:17:42,962 Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie. Bingo! It is. We did it, Ollie.
1313 01:18:20,334 01:18:22,701 Hey. Remember this? Hey. Remember this?
1314 01:18:23,871 01:18:25,305 They played this song at our wedding. They played this song at our wedding.
1315 01:18:26,707 01:18:30,234 Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife? Oh, you mean our first dance as husband and wife?
1316 01:18:30,344 01:18:32,836 Nah, I don't remember. Nah, I don't remember.
1317 01:18:32,913 01:18:36,747 - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here. - It wasn't important. - Oh, stop it. Come here.
1318 01:18:40,721 01:18:44,817 Hey. Is everything okay? Hey. Is everything okay?
1319 01:18:44,892 01:18:46,553 Everything's great. Everything's great.
1320 01:18:46,660 01:18:47,718 Belle, listen. Belle, listen.
1321 01:18:47,828 01:18:50,422 I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day. I am sorry about the parking ticket comment the other day.
1322 01:18:50,531 01:18:52,226 I sounded like a real dog. I sounded like a real dog.
1323 01:18:52,333 01:18:54,597 I mean, not a real... You know what I mean. I mean, not a real... You know what I mean.
1324 01:18:54,702 01:18:57,330 - Do you wanna dance? - Sure. - Do you wanna dance? - Sure.
1325 01:19:12,386 01:19:13,444 Remember, Belle. Remember, Belle.
1326 01:19:13,554 01:19:17,582 If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals. If anyone gives us a hard time, we're emotional support animals.
1327 01:19:17,658 01:19:20,992 Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them. Just quickly find an insecure kid and stand next to them.
1328 01:19:21,095 01:19:22,654 Which is basically any kid. Which is basically any kid.
1329 01:19:41,415 01:19:45,249 So, thought reader, what am I thinking now? So, thought reader, what am I thinking now?
1330 01:19:57,865 01:19:59,697 You're getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
1331 01:20:36,837 01:20:38,327 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1332 01:20:38,439 01:20:39,804 Belle, get Ollie! Belle, get Ollie!
1333 01:20:39,874 01:20:41,672 Henry! Henry! Henry! Henry!
1334 01:20:43,143 01:20:44,941 Henry! Henry!
1335 01:20:45,012 01:20:47,777 I got this fool. I got this fool.
1336 01:20:49,983 01:20:52,179 - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did! - You just cold-cocked Mr. Mills. - I did!
1337 01:20:52,286 01:20:55,278 I totally nailed that dude! I totally nailed that dude!
1338 01:20:55,356 01:20:57,688 - We cool? - Super cool. - We cool? - Super cool.
1339 01:20:57,792 01:20:59,726 You've got nothing on me! Nothing! You've got nothing on me! Nothing!
1340 01:20:59,827 01:21:02,228 Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time. Well, there's something innocent people yell all the time.
1341 01:21:02,329 01:21:06,288 Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery. Wait, wait, wait. I'm Bridget Montgomery.
1342 01:21:06,367 01:21:08,165 I work for Mr. Mills. I work for Mr. Mills.
1343 01:21:08,235 01:21:10,169 I can vouch for this man. I can vouch for this man.
1344 01:21:10,237 01:21:12,365 And I can assure you, And I can assure you,
1345 01:21:12,473 01:21:15,568 you will have plenty on him. you will have plenty on him.
1346 01:21:18,879 01:21:22,281 Oh, simple, simple Mills. Oh, simple, simple Mills.
1347 01:21:22,383 01:21:25,353 If only you could think like a genius. If only you could think like a genius.
1348 01:21:32,059 01:21:33,925 - Bye-bye. - What's going on here? - Bye-bye. - What's going on here?
1349 01:21:34,028 01:21:35,257 - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...? - He kidnapped me. It was Mr. Mills. - Ollie, what...?
1350 01:21:35,362 01:21:39,026 I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion, I'm afraid your son's suspected of cyber-trespassing, cyber intrusion,
1351 01:21:39,099 01:21:42,091 and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite. and unauthorized access of an international communication satellite.
1352 01:21:42,203 01:21:43,193 Uh, what? What is that? Uh, what? What is that?
1353 01:21:43,270 01:21:44,897 - What does that mean? - You need to come with us. - What does that mean? - You need to come with us.
1354 01:21:48,075 01:21:49,736 - Okay. - Ollie! - Okay. - Ollie!
1355 01:21:49,810 01:21:52,643 Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house? Can I play Romeo until you get back from the big house?
1356 01:21:52,813 01:21:56,147 So, Ollie never went to any big house. So, Ollie never went to any big house.
1357 01:21:56,250 01:21:57,649 He went to his own house. He went to his own house.
1358 01:21:57,751 01:21:59,276 A comfortably-sized house, A comfortably-sized house,
1359 01:21:59,386 01:22:01,377 where he was sentenced for home detention, where he was sentenced for home detention,
1360 01:22:01,455 01:22:03,082 which is like school detention, which is like school detention,
1361 01:22:03,157 01:22:06,252 except you stay in your own home as your punishment. except you stay in your own home as your punishment.
1362 01:22:06,327 01:22:07,795 How cool is that? How cool is that?
1363 01:22:07,895 01:22:10,057 It's where you serve your time for your crime. It's where you serve your time for your crime.
1364 01:22:11,165 01:22:13,293 It's also where you serve pancakes. It's also where you serve pancakes.
1365 01:22:13,400 01:22:15,630 Just a second, Henry. Just a second, Henry.
1366 01:22:15,736 01:22:16,931 Pancakes are almost done. Pancakes are almost done.
1367 01:22:17,938 01:22:22,273 Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job. Needless to say, Dad turned down the Springfield University job.
1368 01:22:22,376 01:22:26,711 Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen. Still drinks his green juice and he's added biking to his regimen.
1369 01:22:26,780 01:22:29,272 Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything. Doesn't do any coo! jumps or spins or anything.
1370 01:22:29,383 01:22:33,217 But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280. But, you know, in dog years, the guy is 280.
1371 01:22:33,287 01:22:35,813 Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet. Bet his hair's gonna look great when he takes off his helmet.
1372 01:22:35,923 01:22:39,086 Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair. Yup. Look at that beautiful 280-year-old hair.
1373 01:22:39,159 01:22:41,218 - What's in that green juice? - Mom! - What's in that green juice? - Mom!
1374 01:22:41,295 01:22:43,627 - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread. - Dad's back! Food's ready. - Wow, look at this spread.
1375 01:22:43,731 01:22:45,631 - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going? - Hey, babe. - Hey, how's the painting going?
1376 01:22:45,733 01:22:48,566 - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it. - It's good. - It's going great. She's killing it.
1377 01:22:48,636 01:22:50,297 Apparently, I'm killing it. Apparently, I'm killing it.
1378 01:22:50,404 01:22:51,894 Like you do. Like you do.
1379 01:22:57,411 01:23:01,143 I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything. I've only played games on my Switch. I haven't done anything.
1380 01:23:01,248 01:23:02,477 Actually, you have. Actually, you have.
1381 01:23:04,185 01:23:06,745 Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated... Your telepathic technology is so sophisticated...
1382 01:23:06,821 01:23:09,256 We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges We're willing to waive your cyber-trespassing charges
1383 01:23:09,323 01:23:10,791 in exchange for your services this summer. in exchange for your services this summer.
1384 01:23:10,858 01:23:11,916 Seriously? Seriously?
1385 01:23:11,992 01:23:13,653 We're part of a global initiative We're part of a global initiative
1386 01:23:13,761 01:23:16,992 to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation. to improve the lives of all humans through technological innovation.
1387 01:23:17,098 01:23:19,692 With the help of great minds like Oliver's. With the help of great minds like Oliver's.
1388 01:23:21,802 01:23:23,497 And Henry's. And Henry's.
1389 01:23:31,645 01:23:33,841 Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
1390 01:23:33,914 01:23:38,579 - I do. - Do you... understand me? - I do. - Do you... understand me?
1391 01:23:38,686 01:23:43,817 I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch. I understand you had a chili dog and some curly fries for lunch.
1392 01:23:44,892 01:23:46,986 - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah. - Hey, Callen? - Oh, yeah.
1393 01:23:47,061 01:23:48,529 - Callen? Heh. - Sorry. - Callen? Heh. - Sorry.
1394 01:23:49,997 01:23:51,260 May I? May I?
1395 01:23:51,365 01:23:52,355 - Yeah. - Yeah, good. - Yeah. - Yeah, good.
1396 01:23:54,268 01:23:56,703 - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back! - Now we're talking. Thank heavens. - Henry, you're back!
1397 01:23:56,771 01:23:58,705 - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking? - That whole barking thing is a joke. - He's talking?
1398 01:23:58,772 01:24:00,740 He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog? He's talking to the dog. Are you talking to the dog?
1399 01:24:00,841 01:24:03,208 - Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him. - Can you understand it? - Yes! I told you, I can hear him.
1400 01:24:03,277 01:24:05,769 Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog. Oh, my God, he's talking to the dog.
1401 01:24:05,880 01:24:08,178 Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right? Look at how happy Dad is. How cool is this, right?
1402 01:24:08,249 01:24:11,514 Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location... Once you've completed basic training at an undisclosed location...
1403 01:24:11,585 01:24:13,110 Hawaii! Hawaii!
1404 01:24:13,220 01:24:14,585 - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine. - I'm sorry. Come on, it's Hawaii. - It's fine.
1405 01:24:14,688 01:24:16,417 Hawaii? Wait, which island? Hawaii? Wait, which island?
1406 01:24:16,523 01:24:20,289 You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice. You will be awarded with a scholarship at a university of your choice.
1407 01:24:20,394 01:24:21,384 Pick a party school. Pick a party school.
1408 01:24:21,462 01:24:22,987 What about my parents? Can they come? What about my parents? Can they come?
1409 01:24:23,064 01:24:25,692 Of course. Everything's been arranged. Of course. Everything's been arranged.
1410 01:24:28,502 01:24:31,699 - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go? - Mom? Dad? Can we go? - Can we go?
1411 01:24:32,773 01:24:33,831 No. No. No. No.
1412 01:24:34,842 01:24:35,934 What? What?
1413 01:24:36,043 01:24:38,910 Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii? Yeah! Are you kidding me? Hawaii?
1414 01:24:39,013 01:24:40,777 Yeah, you can go. Yeah, you can go.
1415 01:24:40,881 01:24:42,007 Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa.
1416 01:24:42,083 01:24:45,212 Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop. Oh, no. Dad's dancing again. Please make him stop.
1417 01:24:45,286 01:24:48,779 Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop! Oh, great, he's got a partner. Make 'em both stop!
1418 01:24:50,958 01:24:53,359 Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend? Love, family and summer in Hawaii with my best friend?
1419 01:24:53,427 01:24:54,588 What could be better? What could be better?
1420 01:24:54,695 01:24:57,756 Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come! Woo-hoo! Hawaii, here we come!
1421 01:24:57,865 01:25:00,926 See how good fife can be when you keep it simple? See how good fife can be when you keep it simple?
1422 01:25:01,035 01:25:03,265 I mean, look at this family. I mean, look at this family.
1423 01:25:03,370 01:25:06,101 Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive, Mom and Dad, almost criminally attractive,
1424 01:25:06,207 01:25:09,939 out of their rut and deeply in love. out of their rut and deeply in love.
1425 01:25:10,044 01:25:12,536 Oliver, safe, happy, Oliver, safe, happy,
1426 01:25:12,613 01:25:15,776 and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is. and being recognized as the budding scientific genius he is.
1427 01:25:15,883 01:25:18,215 Me? Still adorable, Me? Still adorable,
1428 01:25:18,285 01:25:20,413 and now headed for an island paradise and now headed for an island paradise
1429 01:25:20,488 01:25:23,924 to make the world a better piece with my best friend. to make the world a better piece with my best friend.
1430 01:25:23,991 01:25:25,425 It kinda makes you wonder It kinda makes you wonder
1431 01:25:25,492 01:25:28,189 how great could this incredible planet of ours be how great could this incredible planet of ours be
1432 01:25:28,295 01:25:31,629 if everyone on it learned to think like a dog. if everyone on it learned to think like a dog.
1433 01:25:37,539 01:25:42,539 OCR'd and corrected by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org OCR'd and corrected by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org