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1 00:00:00,000 00:00:03,430 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2 00:00:14,210 00:00:17,990 AARON: Izzy was the first girl I met in, I mean, AARON: Izzy was the first girl I met in, I mean,
3 00:00:17,990 00:00:25,840 years, who was insecure enough to think years, who was insecure enough to think
4 00:00:25,840 00:00:28,790 that I was right for her. that I was right for her.
5 00:00:28,790 00:00:30,140 Who could I possibly be right for? Who could I possibly be right for?
6 00:00:30,140 00:00:33,620 I'm a fucking mental patient. I'm a fucking mental patient.
7 00:00:33,620 00:00:36,740 ROSS: She was insistent that I, I told her how I felt. ROSS: She was insistent that I, I told her how I felt.
8 00:00:36,740 00:00:38,540 Can you believe that? Can you believe that?
9 00:00:38,540 00:00:39,460 Who does that? Who does that?
10 00:00:39,460 00:00:43,100 LOGAN: I started tallying up all this stuff I loved about her. LOGAN: I started tallying up all this stuff I loved about her.
11 00:00:43,100 00:00:46,290 I mean, shit, dude, she's my fabric softener. I mean, shit, dude, she's my fabric softener.
12 00:00:46,290 00:00:48,600 MIKEY: I don't know man, she was, was kind of sexy. MIKEY: I don't know man, she was, was kind of sexy.
13 00:00:48,600 00:00:53,060 In, like, a really goofy Special Olympics way. In, like, a really goofy Special Olympics way.
14 00:00:53,060 00:00:54,260 CHARLIE: I think for the first time, CHARLIE: I think for the first time,
15 00:00:54,260 00:00:56,180 I was, I actually met someone who was more I was, I actually met someone who was more
16 00:00:56,180 00:00:59,060 depressed and neurotic than me. depressed and neurotic than me.
17 00:00:59,060 00:01:03,590 And that felt really good. And that felt really good.
18 00:01:03,590 00:01:05,270 I think I love that girl. I think I love that girl.
19 00:01:05,270 00:01:08,700 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
20 00:01:08,700 00:01:10,610 Look at you, big sister. Look at you, big sister.
21 00:01:10,610 00:01:13,810 Now get off that herpes bench, like, quickly. Now get off that herpes bench, like, quickly.
22 00:01:13,810 00:01:16,110 I'll walk you to class before I go to work, OK? I'll walk you to class before I go to work, OK?
23 00:01:16,110 00:01:17,600 Come on, take my hand. Come on, take my hand.
24 00:01:17,600 00:01:18,720 Let's go. Let's go.
25 00:01:18,720 00:01:21,330 Ugh, OK. Ugh, OK.
26 00:01:21,330 00:01:23,440 Just, finish college, OK? Just, finish college, OK?
27 00:01:23,440 00:01:25,570 And then why don't you take a year for yourself? And then why don't you take a year for yourself?
28 00:01:25,570 00:01:26,270 You're a millennial. You're a millennial.
29 00:01:26,270 00:01:29,010 You could try the whole, like, "having fun in your 20s" thing. You could try the whole, like, "having fun in your 20s" thing.
30 00:01:29,010 00:01:31,440 They're all doing it. They're all doing it.
31 00:01:31,440 00:01:32,910 Except for me. Except for me.
32 00:01:32,910 00:01:33,870 Wait, work? Wait, work?
33 00:01:33,870 00:01:35,500 I thought you were just here for a fashion thing. I thought you were just here for a fashion thing.
34 00:01:35,500 00:01:37,370 Just a fashion thing? Just a fashion thing?
35 00:01:37,370 00:01:38,900 Oh, oh my god, Sabrina! Can I get a pic? Oh, oh my god, Sabrina! Can I get a pic?
36 00:01:38,900 00:01:40,090 Yeah. Yeah.
37 00:01:40,090 00:01:40,990 Thank you. Thank you.
38 00:01:40,990 00:01:44,260 It's a three-week-long Vogue shoot that involves a giraffe, It's a three-week-long Vogue shoot that involves a giraffe,
39 00:01:44,260 00:01:47,530 an insanely famous actor, and a car bomb. an insanely famous actor, and a car bomb.
40 00:01:47,530 00:01:49,110 Any of which could kill me. Any of which could kill me.
41 00:01:49,110 00:01:50,830 Just be safe. Just be safe.
42 00:01:50,830 00:01:51,770 Dude, I am. Dude, I am.
43 00:01:51,770 00:01:55,230 I'm doing my best to not die in a car accident like Dad, OK? I'm doing my best to not die in a car accident like Dad, OK?
44 00:01:55,230 00:01:56,150 Yeah. Yeah.
45 00:01:56,150 00:01:57,180 Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
46 00:02:00,110 00:02:01,680 Why are you always so involved in that thing? Why are you always so involved in that thing?
47 00:02:01,680 00:02:03,470 You're clutching it like it's, like, an infant. You're clutching it like it's, like, an infant.
48 00:02:03,470 00:02:04,170 Oh. Oh.
49 00:02:04,170 00:02:07,950 I'm just writing and reading, reading, writing. I'm just writing and reading, reading, writing.
50 00:02:07,950 00:02:09,450 Sorry it's a habit. Sorry it's a habit.
51 00:02:09,450 00:02:12,350 You're weird. You're weird.
52 00:02:12,350 00:02:13,770 Iz? Iz?
53 00:02:13,770 00:02:14,720 (WHINING) Iz. (WHINING) Iz.
54 00:02:18,050 00:02:22,350 I know that we've had a rough go these past few years, OK? I know that we've had a rough go these past few years, OK?
55 00:02:22,350 00:02:25,110 But I go to therapy and shit, you know? But I go to therapy and shit, you know?
56 00:02:25,110 00:02:26,950 You never even cried about Dad. You never even cried about Dad.
57 00:02:26,950 00:02:28,040 I don't want to get upset. I don't want to get upset.
58 00:02:28,040 00:02:30,640 I just want to move on and find the thing. I just want to move on and find the thing.
59 00:02:30,640 00:02:32,660 What thing? What thing?
60 00:02:32,660 00:02:36,790 The thing that makes me feel better. The thing that makes me feel better.
61 00:02:36,790 00:02:37,560 I know you're trying. I know you're trying.
62 00:02:40,480 00:02:42,420 What is that? What is that?
63 00:02:42,420 00:02:44,460 It's a salad. It's a salad.
64 00:02:44,460 00:02:47,300 There's a whole cucumber in that. There's a whole cucumber in that.
65 00:02:47,300 00:02:49,110 But it's also a juice. But it's also a juice.
66 00:02:49,110 00:02:51,050 It's a salad juice. It's a salad juice.
67 00:02:51,050 00:02:52,800 Those are separate things. Those are separate things.
68 00:02:52,800 00:02:54,950 We live in a modern world, Izzy. We live in a modern world, Izzy.
69 00:02:54,950 00:02:56,360 Jesus. Jesus.
70 00:02:56,360 00:02:57,170 Do you want to try it? Do you want to try it?
71 00:02:57,170 00:02:59,010 No, I don't want it. No! No, I don't want it. No!
72 00:02:59,010 00:03:01,130 Ha ha! - Ugh! Ha ha! - Ugh!
73 00:03:01,130 00:03:02,660 You're impossible. You're impossible.
74 00:03:02,660 00:03:03,500 Ow! Ow!
75 00:03:03,500 00:03:04,670 TEACHER: I'd like to remind you all TEACHER: I'd like to remind you all
76 00:03:04,670 00:03:07,200 that my production of The Mouse and The Minotaur, that my production of The Mouse and The Minotaur,
77 00:03:07,200 00:03:10,370 which I directed and co-wrote, is opening this Saturday which I directed and co-wrote, is opening this Saturday
78 00:03:10,370 00:03:12,020 right here in the theater. right here in the theater.
79 00:03:12,020 00:03:13,160 Please support the arts. Please support the arts.
80 00:03:13,160 00:03:16,210 If you don't, you're getting a D. Have a great weekend. If you don't, you're getting a D. Have a great weekend.
81 00:03:16,210 00:03:21,080 Izzy, may I speak to you, please? Izzy, may I speak to you, please?
82 00:03:21,080 00:03:22,550 Just leave that, I'll-- Just leave that, I'll--
83 00:03:25,440 00:03:27,950 I'm sorry, that -- I'm sorry, that --
84 00:03:27,950 00:03:28,650 Hi. Hi.
85 00:03:28,650 00:03:29,350 Hi. Hi.
86 00:03:29,350 00:03:31,870 I need to talk to you a little bit about some class stuff. I need to talk to you a little bit about some class stuff.
87 00:03:31,870 00:03:33,390 Right, OK. Right, OK.
88 00:03:33,390 00:03:35,530 You've got to do, like, one thing. You've got to do, like, one thing.
89 00:03:35,530 00:03:38,700 If you don't pass my class, you don't graduate. If you don't pass my class, you don't graduate.
90 00:03:38,700 00:03:40,030 You're right. You're right.
91 00:03:40,030 00:03:42,170 Then here we go, Midsummer Night's Dream. Then here we go, Midsummer Night's Dream.
92 00:03:42,170 00:03:42,870 Um. Um.
93 00:03:42,870 00:03:44,040 Yeah. Yeah.
94 00:03:44,040 00:03:45,100 - You know what? - Yes. - You know what? - Yes.
95 00:03:45,100 00:03:45,450 No. Right here. No. Right here.
96 00:03:45,450 00:03:47,610 - Is there a world in which-- - No. - Is there a world in which-- - No.
97 00:03:47,610 00:03:49,250 There is, like, not a world. There is, like, not a world.
98 00:03:49,250 00:03:50,040 Take it. Take it.
99 00:03:50,040 00:03:51,420 Shakespeare? Shakespeare?
100 00:03:51,420 00:03:52,540 Ross. Ross.
101 00:03:52,540 00:03:53,240 Please. Please.
102 00:03:56,200 00:03:58,340 Ross Wyatt, Izzy Klein. Ross Wyatt, Izzy Klein.
103 00:03:58,340 00:04:00,140 Ross is minoring in theater. Ross is minoring in theater.
104 00:04:00,140 00:04:01,550 And you're majoring in? And you're majoring in?
105 00:04:01,550 00:04:04,190 Molecular biophysics and biochemistry. Molecular biophysics and biochemistry.
106 00:04:04,190 00:04:06,710 I thought it would be great if you guys do I thought it would be great if you guys do
107 00:04:06,710 00:04:11,090 the scene where Titania has fallen in love the scene where Titania has fallen in love
108 00:04:11,090 00:04:13,280 with Bottom, the donkey. - Oh. with Bottom, the donkey. - Oh.
109 00:04:13,280 00:04:15,950 Actually the girl kisses him at the end. Actually the girl kisses him at the end.
110 00:04:15,950 00:04:17,450 If you guys could have it on its feet If you guys could have it on its feet
111 00:04:17,450 00:04:18,620 in the next couple of weeks? in the next couple of weeks?
112 00:04:18,620 00:04:20,190 Excuse me. Belinda. Excuse me. Belinda.
113 00:04:23,960 00:04:24,680 Oh. Oh.
114 00:04:24,680 00:04:25,690 Number? Number?
115 00:04:25,690 00:04:27,140 Izzy, right? Izzy, right?
116 00:04:27,140 00:04:29,290 Yeah. Yeah.
117 00:04:29,290 00:04:31,430 This is going to be a real challenge. This is going to be a real challenge.
118 00:04:31,430 00:04:33,530 Looking forward to exploring this opportunity with you. Looking forward to exploring this opportunity with you.
119 00:04:33,530 00:04:44,280 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
120 00:04:44,280 00:04:45,880 IZZY (VOICEOVER): I've never been good at seeing IZZY (VOICEOVER): I've never been good at seeing
121 00:04:45,880 00:04:47,230 where I should go next. where I should go next.
122 00:04:47,230 00:04:50,290 First steps, middles, and last chapters. First steps, middles, and last chapters.
123 00:04:50,290 00:04:52,150 I mean, they're literally all a struggle. I mean, they're literally all a struggle.
124 00:04:52,150 00:04:54,710 In matters of the heart, in my path, In matters of the heart, in my path,
125 00:04:54,710 00:04:58,510 I'm either frozen or taking aim blindly at my latest guess. I'm either frozen or taking aim blindly at my latest guess.
126 00:04:58,510 00:05:01,120 I've just never had that moment. I've just never had that moment.
127 00:05:01,120 00:05:04,870 You know, where everything falls into the perfect spot. You know, where everything falls into the perfect spot.
128 00:05:04,870 00:05:07,090 The sun shining just right on your face. The sun shining just right on your face.
129 00:05:07,090 00:05:09,160 And you find the thing. And you find the thing.
130 00:05:09,160 00:05:11,770 Not a guess, not a lie, not a secret, Not a guess, not a lie, not a secret,
131 00:05:11,770 00:05:14,770 but a thing that gives you your ending. but a thing that gives you your ending.
132 00:05:14,770 00:05:16,660 Look, I don't mean ending in the bad way. Look, I don't mean ending in the bad way.
133 00:05:16,660 00:05:21,160 I mean, my dad killed himself and he didn't say goodbye. I mean, my dad killed himself and he didn't say goodbye.
134 00:05:21,160 00:05:22,750 So it's up to me to look at endings So it's up to me to look at endings
135 00:05:22,750 00:05:27,580 like they could actually potentially be happy things. like they could actually potentially be happy things.
136 00:05:27,580 00:05:30,760 I don't know much, but I do know that I need roots. I don't know much, but I do know that I need roots.
137 00:05:30,760 00:05:31,770 I need answers. I need answers.
138 00:05:31,770 00:05:33,280 IZZY: Hey, do you want all the extra stuff? IZZY: Hey, do you want all the extra stuff?
139 00:05:33,280 00:05:34,120 Whatever. Do your thing. Whatever. Do your thing.
140 00:05:37,310 00:05:38,260 Just not too cheesy. Just not too cheesy.
141 00:05:46,070 00:05:47,610 IZZY (VOICEOVER): Who knows? IZZY (VOICEOVER): Who knows?
142 00:05:47,610 00:05:49,490 Maybe this will be the year. Maybe this will be the year.
143 00:05:49,490 00:05:51,700 Maybe this year I'll get a really good ending. Maybe this year I'll get a really good ending.
144 00:06:01,610 00:06:04,280 It's too cheesy. It's too cheesy.
145 00:06:04,280 00:06:08,680 Well, maybe there's, like, a less cheesy zone in here. Well, maybe there's, like, a less cheesy zone in here.
146 00:06:08,680 00:06:09,980 Fingers crossed. Fingers crossed.
147 00:06:09,980 00:06:12,630 Hey, I'm thinking about going to LA. Hey, I'm thinking about going to LA.
148 00:06:12,630 00:06:15,110 Wait, you're not like, you're not, like, Wait, you're not like, you're not, like,
149 00:06:15,110 00:06:16,210 trying to go for the whole summer trying to go for the whole summer
150 00:06:16,210 00:06:17,800 or something weird, right? or something weird, right?
151 00:06:17,800 00:06:22,150 I was actually thinking, um, maybe to, like, live. I was actually thinking, um, maybe to, like, live.
152 00:06:22,150 00:06:23,550 You live in New York. You live in New York.
153 00:06:23,550 00:06:28,440 You live here, you live in my apartment with me. You live here, you live in my apartment with me.
154 00:06:28,440 00:06:30,020 Yeah. Yeah.
155 00:06:30,020 00:06:33,350 Um, I kind of have to go back. Um, I kind of have to go back.
156 00:06:33,350 00:06:35,360 Pack up your shit. Pack up your shit.
157 00:06:35,360 00:06:36,400 Whoa, wait. Whoa, wait.
158 00:06:36,400 00:06:37,340 What? What?
159 00:06:37,340 00:06:38,440 You said you want to move back. You said you want to move back.
160 00:06:38,440 00:06:41,050 That's the beginning of a conversation about this. That's the beginning of a conversation about this.
161 00:06:41,050 00:06:42,410 I mean, you could come with me. I mean, you could come with me.
162 00:06:42,410 00:06:44,580 Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
163 00:06:44,580 00:06:49,080 OK, or no, then, then we can do long distance and FaceTime. OK, or no, then, then we can do long distance and FaceTime.
164 00:06:49,080 00:06:50,780 I mean, I can, I can send you those fruit I mean, I can, I can send you those fruit
165 00:06:50,780 00:06:52,620 bouquet things with the pineapple on a stick-- bouquet things with the pineapple on a stick--
166 00:06:52,620 00:06:54,130 Pineapple? What are you? Pineapple? What are you?
167 00:06:54,130 00:06:56,590 This is not, we're not talking about pineapple. This is not, we're not talking about pineapple.
168 00:06:56,590 00:06:57,530 Have you been planning this? Have you been planning this?
169 00:06:57,530 00:06:58,940 You know I just can't plan. You know I just can't plan.
170 00:06:58,940 00:07:00,880 I ran out of cash. I ran out of cash.
171 00:07:00,880 00:07:02,560 Get a job. Get a job.
172 00:07:02,560 00:07:05,650 That is what a normal person would do. That is what a normal person would do.
173 00:07:05,650 00:07:07,990 But you're talking about pineapples. But you're talking about pineapples.
174 00:07:07,990 00:07:10,870 How did I even fucking do this for three years? How did I even fucking do this for three years?
175 00:07:10,870 00:07:12,790 You and your phases. You and your phases.
176 00:07:12,790 00:07:17,080 Brazilian drumming or, this, "I made a salad," once. Brazilian drumming or, this, "I made a salad," once.
177 00:07:17,080 00:07:21,050 Your fucking ceramics, which are tragic. Your fucking ceramics, which are tragic.
178 00:07:21,050 00:07:21,940 That's rude. That's rude.
179 00:07:21,940 00:07:22,810 So what's this phase? So what's this phase?
180 00:07:22,810 00:07:26,070 This is the, uh, this is, OK, your taking acting classes. This is the, uh, this is, OK, your taking acting classes.
181 00:07:26,070 00:07:27,880 So this is the, "I'm going back to Hollywood So this is the, "I'm going back to Hollywood
182 00:07:27,880 00:07:30,120 to become a big star like my sister," phase. to become a big star like my sister," phase.
183 00:07:30,120 00:07:31,810 Right, Phase-y? Right, Phase-y?
184 00:07:31,810 00:07:33,020 I made salad twice. I made salad twice.
185 00:07:33,020 00:07:33,720 Whatever. Whatever.
186 00:07:33,720 00:07:35,110 Twice, I made salad, Aaron! Twice, I made salad, Aaron!
187 00:07:35,110 00:07:36,610 I knew this was going to happen. I knew this was going to happen.
188 00:07:36,610 00:07:37,790 I knew you were going to leave. I knew you were going to leave.
189 00:07:37,790 00:07:39,040 It's just like the band. It's just like the band.
190 00:07:39,040 00:07:40,990 It's no-- it's the same shit. It's no-- it's the same shit.
191 00:07:40,990 00:07:43,180 It's not the same shit. It's not the same shit.
192 00:07:43,180 00:07:45,970 I'm not leaving you on purpose. I'm not leaving you on purpose.
193 00:07:45,970 00:07:47,680 I still think we can work this out. I still think we can work this out.
194 00:07:47,680 00:07:52,140 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
195 00:07:52,140 00:07:55,620 AARON: You need therapy! AARON: You need therapy!
196 00:07:55,620 00:07:58,100 You mean couple's therapy? You mean couple's therapy?
197 00:07:58,100 00:08:00,580 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
198 00:08:00,580 00:08:03,550 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
199 00:08:47,200 00:08:49,180 SABRINA: Izzy, I'm home. SABRINA: Izzy, I'm home.
200 00:08:52,160 00:08:54,910 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
201 00:08:54,910 00:08:56,290 Rise and grind, Hurricane Isabel. Rise and grind, Hurricane Isabel.
202 00:08:56,290 00:08:57,220 SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Honey. SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Honey.
203 00:08:57,220 00:08:58,230 SABRINA: Look at this mess. SABRINA: Look at this mess.
204 00:08:58,230 00:09:01,270 Hey, it's late as balls. Hey, it's late as balls.
205 00:09:01,270 00:09:03,600 SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): H, h, hey? - Coffee? SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): H, h, hey? - Coffee?
206 00:09:03,600 00:09:05,230 SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Honey, are you still there? SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Honey, are you still there?
207 00:09:05,230 00:09:06,660 All I see is green. - Here. All I see is green. - Here.
208 00:09:06,660 00:09:08,120 Think I don't know my own sister? (TO PHONE) Think I don't know my own sister? (TO PHONE)
209 00:09:08,120 00:09:08,820 You owe me 20 bucks. You owe me 20 bucks.
210 00:09:08,820 00:09:10,220 (ON PHONE) Is she really still sleeping? (ON PHONE) Is she really still sleeping?
211 00:09:10,220 00:09:11,180 SABRINA: Yeah. SABRINA: Yeah.
212 00:09:11,180 00:09:12,520 (ON PHONE) Dammit. (ON PHONE) Dammit.
213 00:09:12,520 00:09:14,610 Hi, Iz. Hi, Iz.
214 00:09:14,610 00:09:16,910 How do you feel about getting your third wheel back? How do you feel about getting your third wheel back?
215 00:09:16,910 00:09:17,830 Just like old times. Just like old times.
216 00:09:17,830 00:09:18,930 Oh, I'm honored. Oh, I'm honored.
217 00:09:18,930 00:09:19,660 I can't wait. I can't wait.
218 00:09:19,660 00:09:21,300 Hey Sebastian, they're ready for you. Hey Sebastian, they're ready for you.
219 00:09:21,300 00:09:23,890 Yeah, yeah. OK, OK, five minutes. Yeah, yeah. OK, OK, five minutes.
220 00:09:23,890 00:09:24,600 Sorry, I have to go. Sorry, I have to go.
221 00:09:24,600 00:09:25,870 This AD is bugging the shit out of me. This AD is bugging the shit out of me.
222 00:09:25,870 00:09:26,450 I love you. I love you.
223 00:09:26,450 00:09:26,910 SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Love you, babe. SEBASTIAN (ON PHONE): Love you, babe.
224 00:09:26,910 00:09:28,270 Bye. Bye.
225 00:09:28,270 00:09:29,540 Oh. Oh.
226 00:09:29,540 00:09:30,950 Thank god you're still in New York. Thank god you're still in New York.
227 00:09:30,950 00:09:31,650 All right. All right.
228 00:09:31,650 00:09:33,900 Thanks for letting me crash at your hotel. Thanks for letting me crash at your hotel.
229 00:09:33,900 00:09:35,770 Tell me what happened last night. Tell me what happened last night.
230 00:09:35,770 00:09:38,140 Um. Um.
231 00:09:38,140 00:09:39,720 I think it's over. I think it's over.
232 00:09:39,720 00:09:42,570 You can never trust a guy who has 20 of the same shirt You can never trust a guy who has 20 of the same shirt
233 00:09:42,570 00:09:44,800 in the same color. in the same color.
234 00:09:44,800 00:09:45,800 It's not natural. It's not natural.
235 00:09:45,800 00:09:47,490 That's not OK. That's not OK.
236 00:09:47,490 00:09:48,360 It's not. It's not.
237 00:09:48,360 00:09:50,210 I want you don't know, Sebastian and I I want you don't know, Sebastian and I
238 00:09:50,210 00:09:53,220 are abso-fruitly stoked you're coming to stay with us in LA. are abso-fruitly stoked you're coming to stay with us in LA.
239 00:09:53,220 00:09:55,430 As long as you do your dishes. As long as you do your dishes.
240 00:09:55,430 00:09:58,060 And remember to flush the toilet when you take a poo. And remember to flush the toilet when you take a poo.
241 00:09:58,060 00:09:59,530 What? I flush. What? I flush.
242 00:09:59,530 00:10:01,920 Like California's not in that much of a drought. Like California's not in that much of a drought.
243 00:10:01,920 00:10:02,800 Once again, to clarify. Once again, to clarify.
244 00:10:02,800 00:10:06,000 I definitely flush when I poo, Sabrina. I definitely flush when I poo, Sabrina.
245 00:10:06,000 00:10:06,720 I love you so much. I love you so much.
246 00:10:09,620 00:10:11,550 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
247 00:10:11,550 00:10:12,580 Oh, good one. Oh, good one.
248 00:10:15,400 00:10:18,070 This is disgusting, by the way, what you've done here. This is disgusting, by the way, what you've done here.
249 00:10:18,070 00:10:19,810 This is horrible. This is horrible.
250 00:10:19,810 00:10:23,140 You should be ashamed of yourself. You should be ashamed of yourself.
251 00:10:23,140 00:10:24,530 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
252 00:10:43,940 00:10:45,910 AARON (TO PHONE): I mean, she can't stick with anything. AARON (TO PHONE): I mean, she can't stick with anything.
253 00:10:45,910 00:10:49,150 I, I, I'm amazed that we were together for that long, I, I, I'm amazed that we were together for that long,
254 00:10:49,150 00:10:49,850 you know? you know?
255 00:10:49,850 00:10:52,350 Yeah, no, I hope she fucking moves on, or whatever. Yeah, no, I hope she fucking moves on, or whatever.
256 00:10:52,350 00:10:54,250 But, look my career is blowing up. But, look my career is blowing up.
257 00:10:54,250 00:10:55,680 I don't have time for this shit. I don't have time for this shit.
258 00:10:55,680 00:10:57,470 Yeah, yeah. No. Yeah, yeah. No.
259 00:10:57,470 00:10:58,300 No, I can't make the gig. No, I can't make the gig.
260 00:10:58,300 00:11:00,270 I've got, like, a stomach thing. I've got, like, a stomach thing.
261 00:11:00,270 00:11:02,220 No, it's fucked me up. No, it's fucked me up.
262 00:11:09,560 00:11:10,730 Hey, how was the Vogue shoot? Hey, how was the Vogue shoot?
263 00:11:10,730 00:11:11,670 Oh my god. Oh my god.
264 00:11:11,670 00:11:14,750 Please tell me you got me what I wanted and not some tree, Please tell me you got me what I wanted and not some tree,
265 00:11:14,750 00:11:18,510 bark, pilaf, dirt shit. bark, pilaf, dirt shit.
266 00:11:18,510 00:11:19,800 Holler! Holler!
267 00:11:19,800 00:11:21,410 Thank you. Thank you.
268 00:11:21,410 00:11:24,350 Oh, how was the, the giraffe? Oh, how was the, the giraffe?
269 00:11:24,350 00:11:28,490 He was being really difficult today, actually. He was being really difficult today, actually.
270 00:11:28,490 00:11:30,680 Are you going to leave all that on, or? Are you going to leave all that on, or?
271 00:11:30,680 00:11:32,770 I wanted to eat my greens in character. I wanted to eat my greens in character.
272 00:11:32,770 00:11:33,710 Hm. Hm.
273 00:11:36,520 00:11:39,620 I walked by Aaron's on my way here. I walked by Aaron's on my way here.
274 00:11:39,620 00:11:41,250 How many times do you call me and you're, like, How many times do you call me and you're, like,
275 00:11:41,250 00:11:43,100 "He's a lunatic." "He's a lunatic."
276 00:11:43,100 00:11:44,220 He is a lunatic. He is a lunatic.
277 00:11:44,220 00:11:46,850 I'm doing a scene with a really hot new guy from class. I'm doing a scene with a really hot new guy from class.
278 00:11:46,850 00:11:48,600 When I said, there are other fishies in the sea, When I said, there are other fishies in the sea,
279 00:11:48,600 00:11:49,800 I meant, like, look through the sea. I meant, like, look through the sea.
280 00:11:49,800 00:11:52,440 Not immediately at the first person that shows up. Not immediately at the first person that shows up.
281 00:11:52,440 00:11:54,560 All I said was that he's good looking. All I said was that he's good looking.
282 00:11:54,560 00:11:57,480 That's it. - Don't do it, Izzy. That's it. - Don't do it, Izzy.
283 00:11:57,480 00:11:59,600 - All I-- - Don't. - All I-- - Don't.
284 00:11:59,600 00:12:01,530 - That's-- - Do. - That's-- - Do.
285 00:12:01,530 00:12:02,530 - Sab-- - It. - Sab-- - It.
286 00:12:06,010 00:12:07,040 Just, like, don't do it at all. Just, like, don't do it at all.
287 00:12:12,230 00:12:14,120 Hey, scene partner. Hey, scene partner.
288 00:12:14,120 00:12:15,740 Come on in. Come on in.
289 00:12:15,740 00:12:17,940 OK. OK.
290 00:12:17,940 00:12:21,670 Wow, the view is incredible. Wow, the view is incredible.
291 00:12:21,670 00:12:23,750 Thank you. Thank you.
292 00:12:23,750 00:12:25,990 Oh, you mean that? Oh, you mean that?
293 00:12:25,990 00:12:28,970 [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] [NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
294 00:12:28,970 00:12:31,470 Um, so, you know, I thought that we could start by, Um, so, you know, I thought that we could start by,
295 00:12:31,470 00:12:34,720 by just, like, reading it through a few times. by just, like, reading it through a few times.
296 00:12:34,720 00:12:36,860 Or we can just jump right in and start rehearsing. Or we can just jump right in and start rehearsing.
297 00:12:36,860 00:12:37,640 Great. Great.
298 00:12:37,640 00:12:38,570 Yeah. Yeah.
299 00:12:38,570 00:12:39,340 Where are we? Where are we?
300 00:12:39,340 00:12:43,980 Um, god, I want to say it's, like act four-- Um, god, I want to say it's, like act four--
301 00:12:43,980 00:12:47,480 Wow, that's um, bold, bold move. Wow, that's um, bold, bold move.
302 00:12:51,190 00:12:54,250 Acting without relaxation is chaos. Acting without relaxation is chaos.
303 00:12:54,250 00:12:57,880 And this is an exceptionally chill strain of indica. And this is an exceptionally chill strain of indica.
304 00:12:57,880 00:13:01,130 It'll help us go deeper. It'll help us go deeper.
305 00:13:01,130 00:13:04,550 [ALARM CHIMING] [ALARM CHIMING]
306 00:13:04,550 00:13:06,010 (WHISPERING) Shit. (WHISPERING) Shit.
307 00:13:09,920 00:13:11,840 - Mm hm. - Oh. - Mm hm. - Oh.
308 00:13:11,840 00:13:14,170 - Mm hm. - Hi. - Mm hm. - Hi.
309 00:13:14,170 00:13:16,460 How are you? Good morning. How are you? Good morning.
310 00:13:16,460 00:13:17,830 Good morning. Good morning.
311 00:13:17,830 00:13:23,380 You know, lots of girls tell me I'm an exceptional cuddler. You know, lots of girls tell me I'm an exceptional cuddler.
312 00:13:23,380 00:13:26,060 [NERVOUS LAUGH] [NERVOUS LAUGH]
313 00:13:26,060 00:13:28,520 For sure. For sure.
314 00:13:28,520 00:13:30,400 Um, OK. Um, OK.
315 00:13:30,400 00:13:31,380 Let's, uh-- Let's, uh--
316 00:13:43,640 00:13:45,690 Izzy, what's the rush? Izzy, what's the rush?
317 00:13:45,690 00:13:48,530 Stay for a cappuccino and a biscoto. Stay for a cappuccino and a biscoto.
318 00:13:48,530 00:13:52,160 Heh, I have class. Heh, I have class.
319 00:13:52,160 00:13:52,980 So-- So--
320 00:13:52,980 00:13:53,680 Hey. Hey.
321 00:13:53,680 00:13:55,560 Uh, woo. Uh, woo.
322 00:13:55,560 00:13:59,270 Really, really great work last night. Really, really great work last night.
323 00:13:59,270 00:14:00,230 I'm serious. I'm serious.
324 00:14:04,170 00:14:11,400 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
325 00:14:11,400 00:14:13,870 OK, bye. OK, bye.
326 00:14:13,870 00:14:17,200 Bye. Bye.
327 00:14:17,200 00:14:18,620 So? So?
328 00:14:18,620 00:14:20,400 Whoa! Whoa!
329 00:14:20,400 00:14:21,450 Car bomb photo shoot. Car bomb photo shoot.
330 00:14:21,450 00:14:23,700 Oh. Oh.
331 00:14:23,700 00:14:25,290 - Aaron-related offense? - No. - Aaron-related offense? - No.
332 00:14:25,290 00:14:26,730 But I got rubbed up on by a Ken doll boner But I got rubbed up on by a Ken doll boner
333 00:14:26,730 00:14:30,510 and then offered an Italian coffee drink. and then offered an Italian coffee drink.
334 00:14:30,510 00:14:31,690 Are you OK? Are you OK?
335 00:14:31,690 00:14:34,000 You're asking me that right now? You're asking me that right now?
336 00:14:34,000 00:14:38,600 It's avant-garde, but, I like it. It's avant-garde, but, I like it.
337 00:14:38,600 00:14:39,400 Ma! Ma!
338 00:14:39,400 00:14:41,320 With the exclamation point. With the exclamation point.
339 00:14:41,320 00:14:43,530 What is she's saying? Can I see? What is she's saying? Can I see?
340 00:14:43,530 00:14:45,330 Sabrina, stop! Sabrina, stop!
341 00:14:45,330 00:14:46,750 - Dude! - Sabrina! - Dude! - Sabrina!
342 00:14:49,520 00:14:52,830 - Oh, that's just lush. - What? - Oh, that's just lush. - What?
343 00:14:52,830 00:14:54,750 That mom's dating a woman? - No. That mom's dating a woman? - No.
344 00:14:54,750 00:14:56,740 It's that she's dating Britney's stand-in It's that she's dating Britney's stand-in
345 00:14:56,740 00:14:58,710 from the Mickey Mouse Club. from the Mickey Mouse Club.
346 00:14:58,710 00:15:00,640 No, no! No, no!
347 00:15:00,640 00:15:01,340 What? What?
348 00:15:01,340 00:15:02,990 Aaron's going to throw away my ceramics. Aaron's going to throw away my ceramics.
349 00:15:02,990 00:15:04,260 Where are you-- where are you going? Where are you-- where are you going?
350 00:15:04,260 00:15:05,890 How can you be so casual about this? How can you be so casual about this?
351 00:15:05,890 00:15:06,800 IZZY: What, about Mom? IZZY: What, about Mom?
352 00:15:06,800 00:15:08,490 This is, like, so weird to me. This is, like, so weird to me.
353 00:15:08,490 00:15:11,520 You're really weird about everybody Mom dates. You're really weird about everybody Mom dates.
354 00:15:11,520 00:15:12,780 Not ev-- everyone. Not ev-- everyone.
355 00:15:12,780 00:15:14,550 Honestly, if Dad was alive, he probably Honestly, if Dad was alive, he probably
356 00:15:14,550 00:15:16,440 would've thought it was hot. would've thought it was hot.
357 00:15:16,440 00:15:17,190 I said it. I said it.
358 00:15:17,190 00:15:18,070 I've got to go. I've got to go.
359 00:15:18,070 00:15:18,970 SABRINA: Izzy, no, don't go SABRINA: Izzy, no, don't go
360 00:15:18,970 00:15:26,260 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
361 00:15:26,260 00:15:27,710 Hi. Hi.
362 00:15:27,710 00:15:28,690 Those. Those.
363 00:15:28,690 00:15:30,640 Oh, OK, cool. Oh, OK, cool.
364 00:15:30,640 00:15:32,680 Hey, um. Hey, um.
365 00:15:32,680 00:15:34,850 We're not together anymore, right? We're not together anymore, right?
366 00:15:34,850 00:15:35,950 It's just that you never actually It's just that you never actually
367 00:15:35,950 00:15:39,130 said, like, "We're breaking up," or, "This is over." said, like, "We're breaking up," or, "This is over."
368 00:15:39,130 00:15:43,350 So I just want to make sure that you're not still my boyfriend. So I just want to make sure that you're not still my boyfriend.
369 00:15:48,030 00:15:50,880 You know, you know what's always, uh, pissed me off? You know, you know what's always, uh, pissed me off?
370 00:15:50,880 00:15:53,630 It's that. It's that.
371 00:15:53,630 00:15:57,570 No one should love that show as much as you do. No one should love that show as much as you do.
372 00:15:57,570 00:16:02,480 And I just realized that I feel the same way about you And I just realized that I feel the same way about you
373 00:16:02,480 00:16:07,670 as I do this poster, which is that I'm sick of looking at it. as I do this poster, which is that I'm sick of looking at it.
374 00:16:07,670 00:16:11,780 I am not your boyfriend. - Yeah. I am not your boyfriend. - Yeah.
375 00:16:11,780 00:16:15,260 Despite what you might think-- that was rude, by the way-- Despite what you might think-- that was rude, by the way--
376 00:16:15,260 00:16:18,080 I'm not hurt you want to get rid of my poster. I'm not hurt you want to get rid of my poster.
377 00:16:18,080 00:16:20,390 But those, I left here for a reason. But those, I left here for a reason.
378 00:16:20,390 00:16:22,280 Why would I keep anything here that reminds me of you? Why would I keep anything here that reminds me of you?
379 00:16:22,280 00:16:23,720 Because I thought that eventually you Because I thought that eventually you
380 00:16:23,720 00:16:25,700 could look at them and think about us in a good way. could look at them and think about us in a good way.
381 00:16:25,700 00:16:27,770 I just want you to get rid of this stuff. I just want you to get rid of this stuff.
382 00:16:27,770 00:16:29,570 I don't want to stare at it anymore. I don't want to stare at it anymore.
383 00:16:29,570 00:16:31,170 Well, you could have just sent them to me. Well, you could have just sent them to me.
384 00:16:31,170 00:16:32,490 Oh wow. Wow-- Oh wow. Wow--
385 00:16:32,490 00:16:34,250 Wow, what? What? Wow, what? What?
386 00:16:34,250 00:16:35,930 You, you have some nerve. You, you have some nerve.
387 00:16:35,930 00:16:39,590 To leave me and then waltz back in here To leave me and then waltz back in here
388 00:16:39,590 00:16:42,550 and insinuate that this is about sex. and insinuate that this is about sex.
389 00:16:42,550 00:16:43,250 No, I-- No, I--
390 00:16:43,250 00:16:44,330 I don't need you, Izzy. I don't need you, Izzy.
391 00:16:44,330 00:16:45,050 I don't. I don't.
392 00:16:45,050 00:16:47,120 I've been with plenty of girls in the last couple of weeks. I've been with plenty of girls in the last couple of weeks.
393 00:16:47,120 00:16:47,870 It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.
394 00:16:47,870 00:16:48,860 And you know what? And you know what?
395 00:16:48,860 00:16:49,610 It's even better. It's even better.
396 00:16:49,610 00:16:51,420 Because they don't stay over. Because they don't stay over.
397 00:16:51,420 00:16:52,550 What does that mean? What does that mean?
398 00:16:52,550 00:16:55,060 Like, you never slept when I was here? Like, you never slept when I was here?
399 00:16:55,060 00:16:56,090 I lived here. I lived here.
400 00:16:56,090 00:16:57,710 You don't actually ever leave the house, You don't actually ever leave the house,
401 00:16:57,710 00:17:00,470 so you must have been really tired, you psycho! so you must have been really tired, you psycho!
402 00:17:00,470 00:17:02,360 You you're the fucking psycho. OK? You you're the fucking psycho. OK?
403 00:17:02,360 00:17:03,250 Why am I the psycho? Why am I the psycho?
404 00:17:03,250 00:17:04,900 Because who has a top sheet phobia? Because who has a top sheet phobia?
405 00:17:04,900 00:17:06,270 - I have a top sheet phobia! - Who? - I have a top sheet phobia! - Who?
406 00:17:06,270 00:17:07,830 Besides you, name one person who has a fucking top sheet phobia! Besides you, name one person who has a fucking top sheet phobia!
407 00:17:07,830 00:17:08,580 I do! I do!
408 00:17:08,580 00:17:09,710 I feel like they're strangling me. I feel like they're strangling me.
409 00:17:09,710 00:17:10,610 That's insane. That's insane.
410 00:17:10,610 00:17:11,470 That's not insane! That's not insane!
411 00:17:11,470 00:17:12,760 It is insane. It is insane.
412 00:17:12,760 00:17:13,550 Insane? Insane?
413 00:17:13,550 00:17:14,670 That's insane! That's insane!
414 00:17:14,670 00:17:16,490 You're the Rain Man of t-shirts! You're the Rain Man of t-shirts!
415 00:17:16,490 00:17:18,590 There's like nine hundred million t-shirts right there! There's like nine hundred million t-shirts right there!
416 00:17:18,590 00:17:19,760 You don't know shit. You don't know shit.
417 00:17:19,760 00:17:20,800 You're insane! You're insane!
418 00:17:24,290 00:17:25,780 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
419 00:17:25,780 00:17:27,570 Aaron. No, no, no. Aaron. No, no, no.
420 00:17:27,570 00:17:29,270 We shouldn't. - Yeah, we should. We shouldn't. - Yeah, we should.
421 00:17:29,270 00:17:30,760 No, no. Stop it. No, no. Stop it.
422 00:17:34,740 00:17:37,400 Stop. Stop.
423 00:17:37,400 00:17:38,730 We really shouldn't, we're not together. We really shouldn't, we're not together.
424 00:17:38,730 00:17:39,720 You just said you're not my boyfriend. You just said you're not my boyfriend.
425 00:17:39,720 00:17:41,230 We shouldn't do-- - Shut up. We shouldn't do-- - Shut up.
426 00:17:41,230 00:17:41,710 - What? - Shut up. - What? - Shut up.
427 00:17:41,710 00:17:43,280 Don't you want to see it one more time? Don't you want to see it one more time?
428 00:17:43,280 00:17:43,980 What? What?
429 00:17:43,980 00:17:44,850 You want to see it one more time? You want to see it one more time?
430 00:17:44,850 00:17:45,840 Who says that? Who says that?
431 00:17:45,840 00:17:47,700 I do. I do.
432 00:17:47,700 00:17:48,700 Yes! Yes!
433 00:18:15,040 00:18:16,530 Dammit! Dammit!
434 00:18:16,530 00:18:19,010 I hate you! I hate you!
435 00:18:19,010 00:18:20,010 I hate you so much. I hate you so much.
436 00:18:32,960 00:18:35,890 That's it, right? That's it, right?
437 00:18:35,890 00:18:36,880 Yeah. Yeah.
438 00:18:41,830 00:18:44,800 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
439 00:18:50,240 00:18:51,730 Ross? Ross?
440 00:18:51,730 00:18:52,800 Hey. Hey.
441 00:18:52,800 00:18:55,050 Yeah, [INAUDIBLE]. OK. Yeah, [INAUDIBLE]. OK.
442 00:19:02,010 00:19:03,010 Do you mind? Do you mind?
443 00:19:03,010 00:19:04,000 Oops. Oops.
444 00:19:13,950 00:19:16,040 ROSS: Now if we're going to talk about postmodern BK Grass ROSS: Now if we're going to talk about postmodern BK Grass
445 00:19:16,040 00:19:17,650 roots, which I do believe we are, roots, which I do believe we are,
446 00:19:17,650 00:19:19,420 you have to look no further than [INAUDIBLE] you have to look no further than [INAUDIBLE]
447 00:19:19,420 00:19:21,660 mustache's trajectory. Izzy. mustache's trajectory. Izzy.
448 00:19:21,660 00:19:23,120 Hi. Hi.
449 00:19:23,120 00:19:25,390 Hello. Hello.
450 00:19:25,390 00:19:26,700 Izzy, this is everybody. Izzy, this is everybody.
451 00:19:26,700 00:19:29,780 Everybody, this is Izzy. Everybody, this is Izzy.
452 00:19:29,780 00:19:31,580 We're working a scene from a Midsummer Night's Dream We're working a scene from a Midsummer Night's Dream
453 00:19:31,580 00:19:33,380 together. - Yeah, um, well, we're trying. together. - Yeah, um, well, we're trying.
454 00:19:33,380 00:19:34,080 So-- So--
455 00:19:34,080 00:19:37,090 I know a place where the wild thyme blows. I know a place where the wild thyme blows.
456 00:19:37,090 00:19:39,960 Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows. Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows.
457 00:19:39,960 00:19:41,810 Quite over-canopied with luscious Quite over-canopied with luscious
458 00:19:41,810 00:19:45,810 woodbine, with sweet musk-roses and eglantine. woodbine, with sweet musk-roses and eglantine.
459 00:19:45,810 00:19:47,130 MARIA: Beautiful, Ross. MARIA: Beautiful, Ross.
460 00:19:47,130 00:19:50,400 It's going to be a revelation when we're through with it. It's going to be a revelation when we're through with it.
461 00:19:50,400 00:19:51,890 To summer. To summer.
462 00:19:51,890 00:19:55,310 May it be the greatest of our young lives. May it be the greatest of our young lives.
463 00:19:55,310 00:19:56,070 Slainte. Slainte.
464 00:19:56,070 00:19:57,000 MARIA: Cheers. MARIA: Cheers.
465 00:20:01,040 00:20:02,540 I'm sorry, did I, like, bump you with this? I'm sorry, did I, like, bump you with this?
466 00:20:02,540 00:20:04,010 - No, no. - No? - No, no. - No?
467 00:20:04,010 00:20:05,710 Nope. Nope.
468 00:20:05,710 00:20:06,970 It's a lot of vase. It's a lot of vase.
469 00:20:06,970 00:20:08,820 I try not to travel with it. I try not to travel with it.
470 00:20:08,820 00:20:09,880 I got in a bit of a situation. I got in a bit of a situation.
471 00:20:09,880 00:20:11,110 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump you. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump you.
472 00:20:11,110 00:20:11,950 ROSS: Izzy, let's focus. ROSS: Izzy, let's focus.
473 00:20:11,950 00:20:12,700 Let's get you a drink. Let's get you a drink.
474 00:20:12,700 00:20:13,680 OK. OK.
475 00:20:13,680 00:20:14,650 Great. Great.
476 00:20:14,650 00:20:17,580 We are the champions. We are the champions.
477 00:20:17,580 00:20:20,020 [INAUDIBLE] Ross, what's up? [INAUDIBLE] Ross, what's up?
478 00:20:20,020 00:20:21,990 Whoa! Whoa!
479 00:20:21,990 00:20:23,040 King Ross. King Ross.
480 00:20:23,040 00:20:24,230 King of Darts. King of Darts.
481 00:20:24,230 00:20:26,290 Resident darts champion. Resident darts champion.
482 00:20:26,290 00:20:28,270 Couldn't risk being dethroned. Couldn't risk being dethroned.
483 00:20:28,270 00:20:29,250 Hey, Prescott! Hey, Prescott!
484 00:20:29,250 00:20:30,740 Good luck with the merger, asshole! Good luck with the merger, asshole!
485 00:20:30,740 00:20:33,490 All right. All right.
486 00:20:33,490 00:20:34,920 It looks like you're [INAUDIBLE].. It looks like you're [INAUDIBLE]..
487 00:20:34,920 00:20:36,350 Yeah! Aw! Yeah! Aw!
488 00:20:36,350 00:20:37,310 Ah, shit. Ah, shit.
489 00:20:37,310 00:20:39,450 It's fine, it's fine. OK. It's fine, it's fine. OK.
490 00:20:39,450 00:20:41,060 But the train's that way. But the train's that way.
491 00:20:41,060 00:20:41,810 I know. I know.
492 00:20:41,810 00:20:42,780 Waaaa! Waaaa!
493 00:20:42,780 00:20:43,750 Waaaa! Waaaa!
494 00:20:43,750 00:20:46,660 OK. OK.
495 00:20:46,660 00:20:47,630 Yeah? Yeah?
496 00:20:47,630 00:20:51,030 Isn't there a, a kiss that we have to work on? Isn't there a, a kiss that we have to work on?
497 00:20:51,030 00:20:53,490 Um. Um.
498 00:20:53,490 00:20:55,870 I mean, you know, just because our lines I mean, you know, just because our lines
499 00:20:55,870 00:20:59,750 are a little fakey doesn't mean the kiss should be. are a little fakey doesn't mean the kiss should be.
500 00:20:59,750 00:21:01,490 OK. Yeah. OK. Yeah.
501 00:21:01,490 00:21:03,270 Uh, do you want to take it from the top of the scene Uh, do you want to take it from the top of the scene
502 00:21:03,270 00:21:05,850 or, no, more towards the middle, right? or, no, more towards the middle, right?
503 00:21:05,850 00:21:06,800 OK. OK.
504 00:21:06,800 00:21:07,500 OK. OK.
505 00:21:07,500 00:21:09,540 I say something about dried peas. I say something about dried peas.
506 00:21:09,540 00:21:12,270 And then, "But I pray you, let not your people stir me. And then, "But I pray you, let not your people stir me.
507 00:21:12,270 00:21:15,030 There's an exposition of sleep come upon me." There's an exposition of sleep come upon me."
508 00:21:15,030 00:21:18,270 Fairies be gone in all the ways away. Fairies be gone in all the ways away.
509 00:21:18,270 00:21:25,080 So doth the woodbine and the barky fingers of the something. So doth the woodbine and the barky fingers of the something.
510 00:21:25,080 00:21:27,890 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
511 00:21:46,740 00:21:51,320 Wanna, like, do that one more time for safety, or? Wanna, like, do that one more time for safety, or?
512 00:21:51,320 00:21:53,580 That was good. That was good.
513 00:21:53,580 00:21:55,890 I'm OK with that one. I'm OK with that one.
514 00:21:55,890 00:21:59,070 Um, I mean you, left the bar with me. Um, I mean you, left the bar with me.
515 00:21:59,070 00:22:00,790 You brought me back here and-- You brought me back here and--
516 00:22:00,790 00:22:02,960 w, we just kissed now. w, we just kissed now.
517 00:22:02,960 00:22:03,680 And it was like-- And it was like--
518 00:22:03,680 00:22:05,550 Great acting. Great acting.
519 00:22:05,550 00:22:07,500 These rehearsals are really coming along. These rehearsals are really coming along.
520 00:22:11,150 00:22:12,430 Let's have a sleepover. Let's have a sleepover.
521 00:22:17,540 00:22:20,490 We can watch something else. We can watch something else.
522 00:22:20,490 00:22:21,630 Iz? Iz?
523 00:22:21,630 00:22:34,590 [GAGGING, VOMITING] [GAGGING, VOMITING]
524 00:22:34,590 00:22:36,390 Oh my god. - Wait, wait. Oh my god. - Wait, wait.
525 00:22:36,390 00:22:37,440 Who is Ross? Who is Ross?
526 00:22:37,440 00:22:39,710 He's the, the theater guy. He's the, the theater guy.
527 00:22:39,710 00:22:40,410 Huh. Huh.
528 00:22:40,410 00:22:41,410 But you didn't sleep with him? But you didn't sleep with him?
529 00:22:41,410 00:22:42,740 - N, n, n, no. - Yes or no? - N, n, n, no. - Yes or no?
530 00:22:42,740 00:22:44,480 You sleep with him? Or you didn't sleep with him? You sleep with him? Or you didn't sleep with him?
531 00:22:44,480 00:22:45,550 No, I slept with Aaron. No, I slept with Aaron.
532 00:22:45,550 00:22:46,480 So, it's Aaron. So, it's Aaron.
533 00:22:46,480 00:22:47,250 Yeast infection. Yeast infection.
534 00:22:47,250 00:22:50,080 You got a yeasty from having sex for like six mins? You got a yeasty from having sex for like six mins?
535 00:22:50,080 00:22:52,340 - Such a bad one, too. - Sorry, sir. - Such a bad one, too. - Sorry, sir.
536 00:22:52,340 00:22:55,410 That is God striking you down. - I don't know. That is God striking you down. - I don't know.
537 00:22:55,410 00:22:57,480 [INAUDIBLE] is also a contender. [INAUDIBLE] is also a contender.
538 00:22:57,480 00:22:58,830 You know, it's a really good thing You know, it's a really good thing
539 00:22:58,830 00:23:00,120 that you are not actually crushing that you are not actually crushing
540 00:23:00,120 00:23:01,080 on this Ross character. on this Ross character.
541 00:23:01,080 00:23:04,660 Because if I Irish goodbyed just to blow chunks Because if I Irish goodbyed just to blow chunks
542 00:23:04,660 00:23:06,880 outside of his apartment door, I'd be hiding under a rock outside of his apartment door, I'd be hiding under a rock
543 00:23:06,880 00:23:09,050 right now. right now.
544 00:23:09,050 00:23:11,510 (SIGHING) Yeah, yep. (SIGHING) Yeah, yep.
545 00:23:11,510 00:23:13,320 Izzy, don't tell me. You are actually? Izzy, don't tell me. You are actually?
546 00:23:13,320 00:23:15,300 Izzy, come on! What? Izzy, come on! What?
547 00:23:15,300 00:23:17,310 He leads you on in a totally heartless way He leads you on in a totally heartless way
548 00:23:17,310 00:23:19,670 and is shallower than a kiddie pool. and is shallower than a kiddie pool.
549 00:23:19,670 00:23:22,320 You're post-breakup, you're pre-real world. You're post-breakup, you're pre-real world.
550 00:23:22,320 00:23:25,320 Save a little face while you still have some. Save a little face while you still have some.
551 00:23:25,320 00:23:29,930 That's, uh, harsh, Sabrina. That's, uh, harsh, Sabrina.
552 00:23:29,930 00:23:31,390 I'll tell you what's even harsher. I'll tell you what's even harsher.
553 00:23:31,390 00:23:33,930 One, you're not staying here for my college graduation. One, you're not staying here for my college graduation.
554 00:23:33,930 00:23:38,430 Because you are mean spirited. - No. Because you are mean spirited. - No.
555 00:23:38,430 00:23:39,630 It's because I don't want to see Mom It's because I don't want to see Mom
556 00:23:39,630 00:23:41,140 and her adorable child bride. and her adorable child bride.
557 00:23:41,140 00:23:42,460 That's not even, like, a thing. That's not even, like, a thing.
558 00:23:42,460 00:23:43,560 Two, I don't think you remember Two, I don't think you remember
559 00:23:43,560 00:23:45,750 that I have a boyfriend at home whose show just went on hiatus. that I have a boyfriend at home whose show just went on hiatus.
560 00:23:45,750 00:23:47,340 And if I leave him alone for too long, And if I leave him alone for too long,
561 00:23:47,340 00:23:49,020 he starts heating up his take-out by leaning it he starts heating up his take-out by leaning it
562 00:23:49,020 00:23:50,700 against a radiator. against a radiator.
563 00:23:50,700 00:23:51,750 No. No.
564 00:23:51,750 00:23:53,580 Yeah. Yeah.
565 00:23:53,580 00:23:58,590 Oh, oh and this stuff, this stuff right here, Oh, oh and this stuff, this stuff right here,
566 00:23:58,590 00:24:00,840 is literally made of crackers and going is literally made of crackers and going
567 00:24:00,840 00:24:05,380 to itch my vagina off my body. to itch my vagina off my body.
568 00:24:05,380 00:24:06,640 - Give me your hands. - Uh-uh. - Give me your hands. - Uh-uh.
569 00:24:06,640 00:24:07,590 Not again. - We've talked about this. Not again. - We've talked about this.
570 00:24:07,590 00:24:09,000 I really don't want to do this. I really don't want to do this.
571 00:24:09,000 00:24:10,640 There is nothing on the box, Sabrina. There is nothing on the box, Sabrina.
572 00:24:10,640 00:24:12,920 If you can imagine, people come to this specific spot. If you can imagine, people come to this specific spot.
573 00:24:12,920 00:24:15,130 There are stranger vagina hands all over these products. There are stranger vagina hands all over these products.
574 00:24:15,130 00:24:17,720 Stop! There's no vagina on my box. Stop! There's no vagina on my box.
575 00:24:17,720 00:24:20,340 Vagina in your thumb, vagina in your fingernail. Vagina in your thumb, vagina in your fingernail.
576 00:24:20,340 00:24:24,300 We received a glowing review from you, professor. We received a glowing review from you, professor.
577 00:24:24,300 00:24:28,290 It says here, miscast as donkey. No. It says here, miscast as donkey. No.
578 00:24:31,080 00:24:34,260 No chemistry with scene partner. No chemistry with scene partner.
579 00:24:34,260 00:24:36,480 I'm assuming the scene went badly, then. I'm assuming the scene went badly, then.
580 00:24:36,480 00:24:37,860 It was. It was.
581 00:24:37,860 00:24:39,680 I blacked out. That's what happened. I blacked out. That's what happened.
582 00:24:39,680 00:24:40,380 I blacked out. I blacked out.
583 00:24:45,480 00:24:47,080 Do you think the teacher's going to pass you? Do you think the teacher's going to pass you?
584 00:24:47,080 00:24:48,450 I mean, I walked in on him making I mean, I walked in on him making
585 00:24:48,450 00:24:50,100 out with one of his students-- out with one of his students--
586 00:24:50,100 00:24:51,900 aptly named Belinda Hooker-- aptly named Belinda Hooker--
587 00:24:51,900 00:24:53,850 in the utility closet last week. in the utility closet last week.
588 00:24:53,850 00:24:57,030 So, yeah, I mean, I think he will pass me. So, yeah, I mean, I think he will pass me.
589 00:24:57,030 00:24:58,430 If you're going to go to LA and do this, If you're going to go to LA and do this,
590 00:24:58,430 00:24:59,900 you have to start taking the work seriously. you have to start taking the work seriously.
591 00:24:59,900 00:25:01,580 Like, you're not always going to have Like, you're not always going to have
592 00:25:01,580 00:25:03,720 Belinda Hooker to fall back on. Belinda Hooker to fall back on.
593 00:25:03,720 00:25:06,020 I don't know what I want to do. I don't know what I want to do.
594 00:25:06,020 00:25:08,900 I don't why I'm going home. I don't why I'm going home.
595 00:25:08,900 00:25:10,950 I don't know anything, so. I don't know anything, so.
596 00:25:10,950 00:25:12,570 Well, maybe you need to take a moment to think Well, maybe you need to take a moment to think
597 00:25:12,570 00:25:13,690 about that type of shit. about that type of shit.
598 00:25:16,940 00:25:18,270 Did you learn that in your sensitivity Did you learn that in your sensitivity
599 00:25:18,270 00:25:20,100 training course, Sabrina, or? training course, Sabrina, or?
600 00:25:24,580 00:25:26,410 My car's here. My car's here.
601 00:25:26,410 00:25:29,950 I suggest that you shove a T-pon up there quick, all right? I suggest that you shove a T-pon up there quick, all right?
602 00:25:29,950 00:25:32,000 Have a good graduation. Have a good graduation.
603 00:25:32,000 00:25:33,700 Bye. Bye.
604 00:25:33,700 00:25:34,420 Say hi to Mom. Say hi to Mom.
605 00:25:34,420 00:25:35,470 Have a safe flight. Have a safe flight.
606 00:25:35,470 00:25:36,460 Say bye. Say bye.
607 00:25:36,460 00:25:37,900 - Bye. - Thank you. - Bye. - Thank you.
608 00:25:43,860 00:25:44,940 Oh my god. Oh my god.
609 00:25:44,940 00:25:46,130 Look at this piece of shit. Look at this piece of shit.
610 00:25:46,130 00:25:48,950 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
611 00:25:53,060 00:25:54,060 Hi! Hi!
612 00:25:54,060 00:25:56,560 Oh, Isabel Klein! Oh, Isabel Klein!
613 00:25:56,560 00:25:59,300 Oh, my moon and my stars. Oh, my moon and my stars.
614 00:25:59,300 00:26:00,820 You're a college graduate. You're a college graduate.
615 00:26:00,820 00:26:02,150 Dog, so true though. Dog, so true though.
616 00:26:02,150 00:26:03,130 Check it out! Check it out!
617 00:26:03,130 00:26:05,470 Look at this. Look at this.
618 00:26:05,470 00:26:08,030 Ah, a bachelor of arts. Ah, a bachelor of arts.
619 00:26:08,030 00:26:08,730 Yeah. Yeah.
620 00:26:08,730 00:26:10,120 Wow. Wow.
621 00:26:10,120 00:26:12,140 This cost, wow. This cost, wow.
622 00:26:12,140 00:26:13,130 Yeah. Yeah.
623 00:26:13,130 00:26:15,740 You know, honey, I could feel your father's spirit with us You know, honey, I could feel your father's spirit with us
624 00:26:15,740 00:26:16,960 during the whole ceremony. during the whole ceremony.
625 00:26:16,960 00:26:21,950 And I could tell that he is so proud, so proud. And I could tell that he is so proud, so proud.
626 00:26:21,950 00:26:24,030 Of course he would have rather you graduated from Yale. Of course he would have rather you graduated from Yale.
627 00:26:24,030 00:26:25,360 But this is OK. But this is OK.
628 00:26:25,360 00:26:26,080 Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Mom.
629 00:26:26,080 00:26:27,450 Uh, where's Amythyst? Uh, where's Amythyst?
630 00:26:27,450 00:26:30,420 Oh, she had to run uptown to the International Yoga Center Oh, she had to run uptown to the International Yoga Center
631 00:26:30,420 00:26:32,940 to get some bodhi yaya wind chimes in F sharp. to get some bodhi yaya wind chimes in F sharp.
632 00:26:32,940 00:26:34,800 They're very, very special. They're very, very special.
633 00:26:34,800 00:26:36,070 But she's going to join us for vegan. But she's going to join us for vegan.
634 00:26:36,070 00:26:37,350 What? No, Mom. What? No, Mom.
635 00:26:37,350 00:26:38,280 Vegan? Please. Vegan? Please.
636 00:26:38,280 00:26:40,170 Just, no. - Honey, honey, honey, honey. Just, no. - Honey, honey, honey, honey.
637 00:26:40,170 00:26:42,330 Sabrina told me you had waffles for dinner the other night. Sabrina told me you had waffles for dinner the other night.
638 00:26:42,330 00:26:43,140 Why are you-- Why are you--
639 00:26:43,140 00:26:45,340 you and Sabrina are having conversations about my diet? you and Sabrina are having conversations about my diet?
640 00:26:45,340 00:26:46,800 It's a concern of the family's. It's a concern of the family's.
641 00:26:46,800 00:26:49,440 You know, maybe you should just let the vegan go. You know, maybe you should just let the vegan go.
642 00:26:49,440 00:26:52,240 Please, don't do this to me. That's-- Please, don't do this to me. That's--
643 00:26:52,240 00:26:53,610 Hey, honey! Hey, honey!
644 00:26:53,610 00:26:55,650 You got the chimes? - Yeah! You got the chimes? - Yeah!
645 00:26:55,650 00:26:57,250 Hey! Hey!
646 00:26:57,250 00:26:59,080 So nice to finally meet you. So nice to finally meet you.
647 00:26:59,080 00:27:00,020 Oh my god, yeah. Oh my god, yeah.
648 00:27:00,020 00:27:01,030 Let's go in. Let's go in.
649 00:27:01,030 00:27:02,880 Your graduation was so beautiful. Your graduation was so beautiful.
650 00:27:02,880 00:27:04,750 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
651 00:27:04,750 00:27:06,280 I love this place. I love this place.
652 00:27:06,280 00:27:09,260 I know, it's my favorite. You know what? I know, it's my favorite. You know what?
653 00:27:09,260 00:27:13,150 They have the most amazing beet zucchini quinoa salad. They have the most amazing beet zucchini quinoa salad.
654 00:27:13,150 00:27:14,400 Do you want to split that? Do you want to split that?
655 00:27:14,400 00:27:15,800 Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.
656 00:27:15,800 00:27:17,680 - What is quinoa? - It's ah-- - What is quinoa? - It's ah--
657 00:27:17,680 00:27:19,000 WAITER: Are you ladies ready to order? WAITER: Are you ladies ready to order?
658 00:27:19,000 00:27:22,870 Hi, can I have, like, a coffee with six sugars? Hi, can I have, like, a coffee with six sugars?
659 00:27:22,870 00:27:23,570 WAITER: OK. WAITER: OK.
660 00:27:23,570 00:27:25,750 We'll have a pot of Matcha Warrior, no stems. We'll have a pot of Matcha Warrior, no stems.
661 00:27:25,750 00:27:27,230 WAITER: All right. - Thank you very much. WAITER: All right. - Thank you very much.
662 00:27:27,230 00:27:28,220 WAITER: You're welcome. Be right back. WAITER: You're welcome. Be right back.
663 00:27:28,220 00:27:32,040 I hear that you broke up with Aaron. I hear that you broke up with Aaron.
664 00:27:32,040 00:27:33,890 I'm really sorry to hear about that. I'm really sorry to hear about that.
665 00:27:33,890 00:27:35,120 I wish you would have told me sooner. I wish you would have told me sooner.
666 00:27:35,120 00:27:36,110 I did. I did.
667 00:27:36,110 00:27:39,050 I left you, like, 74 voicemails. I left you, like, 74 voicemails.
668 00:27:39,050 00:27:40,550 No? No?
669 00:27:40,550 00:27:43,390 Deb, you do kind of go off the grid when you're on retreats. Deb, you do kind of go off the grid when you're on retreats.
670 00:27:43,390 00:27:44,090 I know. I know.
671 00:27:44,090 00:27:46,610 Mom, how can that be more important than the quarter-life Mom, how can that be more important than the quarter-life
672 00:27:46,610 00:27:47,750 crisis I'm in the middle of? crisis I'm in the middle of?
673 00:27:47,750 00:27:49,210 Huh? Huh?
674 00:27:49,210 00:27:52,060 Seriously, I mean you're her girlfriend for, what, a year, Seriously, I mean you're her girlfriend for, what, a year,
675 00:27:52,060 00:27:52,760 right? right?
676 00:27:52,760 00:27:55,310 Can you do me a solid here and alert her to shit, Can you do me a solid here and alert her to shit,
677 00:27:55,310 00:27:57,920 like her child is clearly suffering? like her child is clearly suffering?
678 00:27:57,920 00:27:59,350 We're not girlfriends, honey. We're not girlfriends, honey.
679 00:27:59,350 00:28:01,070 We're soul walkers. We're soul walkers.
680 00:28:01,070 00:28:03,350 DEB: We're not defined by societal conventions. DEB: We're not defined by societal conventions.
681 00:28:03,350 00:28:05,630 We're not "in" anything. We're not "in" anything.
682 00:28:05,630 00:28:07,630 We're "on" a journey. We're "on" a journey.
683 00:28:07,630 00:28:09,270 We are. I love it. We are. I love it.
684 00:28:11,080 00:28:12,410 I don't think I'll understand anything I don't think I'll understand anything
685 00:28:12,410 00:28:15,220 you just said until I'm, like, past enlightenment. you just said until I'm, like, past enlightenment.
686 00:28:15,220 00:28:16,580 Oh, so I hear you're moving back Oh, so I hear you're moving back
687 00:28:16,580 00:28:18,480 to LA to live with your sister. - Yep. to LA to live with your sister. - Yep.
688 00:28:18,480 00:28:19,580 Just going right for the jugular. Just going right for the jugular.
689 00:28:19,580 00:28:21,470 Look, Mom, moving back home after college Look, Mom, moving back home after college
690 00:28:21,470 00:28:24,890 is a totally legitimate rite of passage. is a totally legitimate rite of passage.
691 00:28:24,890 00:28:27,380 Like wearing a choker made from old tights. Like wearing a choker made from old tights.
692 00:28:27,380 00:28:28,640 I totally did that. I totally did that.
693 00:28:28,640 00:28:30,170 Or owning a Furby backpack. Or owning a Furby backpack.
694 00:28:30,170 00:28:32,430 Did you have the all black one or the spotted one Did you have the all black one or the spotted one
695 00:28:32,430 00:28:33,240 with the pink feet? with the pink feet?
696 00:28:33,240 00:28:35,390 I had the all black one. I had the all black one.
697 00:28:35,390 00:28:36,550 Too nostalgic! Too nostalgic!
698 00:28:36,550 00:28:37,690 Dude, I know, they were radical. Dude, I know, they were radical.
699 00:28:40,600 00:28:42,020 Honey, I know you just graduated. Honey, I know you just graduated.
700 00:28:42,020 00:28:46,320 And life might seem a bit, you know, overwhelming. And life might seem a bit, you know, overwhelming.
701 00:28:46,320 00:28:47,990 And you've always been a little bit And you've always been a little bit
702 00:28:47,990 00:28:49,840 confused about your purpose. confused about your purpose.
703 00:28:49,840 00:28:51,990 The ceramics were a low point. The ceramics were a low point.
704 00:28:51,990 00:28:54,550 But no one's path is a straight line. But no one's path is a straight line.
705 00:28:54,550 00:28:56,080 It's more like a squiggle. It's more like a squiggle.
706 00:28:56,080 00:28:59,050 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
707 00:29:06,470 00:29:08,450 Hi, uh, JFK. Hi, uh, JFK.
708 00:29:08,450 00:29:12,410 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
709 00:29:27,260 00:29:28,250 SABRINA: No, n, no, no! SABRINA: No, n, no, no!
710 00:29:28,250 00:29:29,380 I'm not giving you anything today. I'm not giving you anything today.
711 00:29:29,380 00:29:30,230 Hi, Izzy! Hi, Izzy!
712 00:29:30,230 00:29:31,730 Go away guys. Go away guys.
713 00:29:31,730 00:29:33,770 SKETCH: Come on, Sabrina, we're your buds. SKETCH: Come on, Sabrina, we're your buds.
714 00:29:33,770 00:29:34,940 We know you have somebody in there. We know you have somebody in there.
715 00:29:34,940 00:29:36,320 Who is it? - Yeah, yeah. Who is it? - Yeah, yeah.
716 00:29:36,320 00:29:38,250 Is it Zac or Sebastian? Is it Zac or Sebastian?
717 00:29:38,250 00:29:39,630 It's Sunday. It's Sunday.
718 00:29:39,630 00:29:43,180 We agreed we wouldn't do this on Sundays. We agreed we wouldn't do this on Sundays.
719 00:29:43,180 00:29:44,080 Right, right. Right, right.
720 00:29:44,080 00:29:45,300 Guys, she's right. Guys, she's right.
721 00:29:45,300 00:29:46,090 MARG: Sorry. MARG: Sorry.
722 00:29:46,090 00:29:47,950 SKETCH: Just saying, just saying. SKETCH: Just saying, just saying.
723 00:29:47,950 00:29:48,750 It's a sister. It's a sister.
724 00:29:48,750 00:29:49,910 SVEN: Drinks caddying. SVEN: Drinks caddying.
725 00:29:49,910 00:29:51,760 MARG: Are you the sister? Are you someone? MARG: Are you the sister? Are you someone?
726 00:29:51,760 00:29:52,610 SKETCH: Hello! Hello! SKETCH: Hello! Hello!
727 00:29:52,610 00:29:55,000 SVEN: Hey, guys, we made an agreement. SVEN: Hey, guys, we made an agreement.
728 00:29:55,000 00:29:55,920 Pack it up. Pack it up.
729 00:29:55,920 00:29:58,230 Did you, did you not help with her with her bags? Did you, did you not help with her with her bags?
730 00:29:58,230 00:29:59,580 I got it. I got it.
731 00:29:59,580 00:30:01,450 Hi! Hi!
732 00:30:01,450 00:30:03,000 How are you doing? How are you doing?
733 00:30:03,000 00:30:04,220 How are you? How are you?
734 00:30:04,220 00:30:06,200 I'm so sorry I didn't pick you up at the airport. I'm so sorry I didn't pick you up at the airport.
735 00:30:06,200 00:30:07,160 That's OK. That's OK.
736 00:30:07,160 00:30:08,190 I'm glad you're here, though. I'm glad you're here, though.
737 00:30:08,190 00:30:09,860 You're just glad I'm here, because you know I'll You're just glad I'm here, because you know I'll
738 00:30:09,860 00:30:11,010 buy you (WHISPERING) alcohol. buy you (WHISPERING) alcohol.
739 00:30:11,010 00:30:13,860 Oh my god, I'm no rogue. OK? Oh my god, I'm no rogue. OK?
740 00:30:13,860 00:30:16,160 I am genuinely happy that you are here, I am genuinely happy that you are here,
741 00:30:16,160 00:30:18,760 but if you got me a six pack of IPA at the end of the day, but if you got me a six pack of IPA at the end of the day,
742 00:30:18,760 00:30:19,530 even better. even better.
743 00:30:19,530 00:30:20,370 I see you. I see you.
744 00:30:20,370 00:30:21,840 - You see me, dog. - Hi Izzy! - You see me, dog. - Hi Izzy!
745 00:30:21,840 00:30:22,610 Hi. Hi.
746 00:30:22,610 00:30:23,380 Hi. Hi.
747 00:30:23,380 00:30:25,200 Whoa, this bitch has gone full Martha Stew. Whoa, this bitch has gone full Martha Stew.
748 00:30:25,200 00:30:26,430 She's churning her own butter now. She's churning her own butter now.
749 00:30:26,430 00:30:27,410 Really? Really?
750 00:30:27,410 00:30:28,390 Yeah. Yeah.
751 00:30:32,820 00:30:35,320 Um, hey, when can I move into the downstairs, by the way? Um, hey, when can I move into the downstairs, by the way?
752 00:30:35,320 00:30:37,580 Oh no, I forgot to tell you. Oh no, I forgot to tell you.
753 00:30:37,580 00:30:40,050 Um, we've been on location so much that we Um, we've been on location so much that we
754 00:30:40,050 00:30:42,000 started renting it out, sorry. started renting it out, sorry.
755 00:30:42,000 00:30:43,620 Just so you know, we're keeping you Just so you know, we're keeping you
756 00:30:43,620 00:30:44,970 up here for your own safety. up here for your own safety.
757 00:30:44,970 00:30:47,430 Those rapscallion PFFs are relentless. Those rapscallion PFFs are relentless.
758 00:30:47,430 00:30:50,400 Tell me you mean "paparazzi friends forever." Tell me you mean "paparazzi friends forever."
759 00:30:50,400 00:30:52,110 Guys, come on and sit down, the food's hot. Guys, come on and sit down, the food's hot.
760 00:30:52,110 00:30:55,310 And for the record, that is not my fault, that situation. And for the record, that is not my fault, that situation.
761 00:30:55,310 00:30:58,140 OK, TMZ came up with this story that I OK, TMZ came up with this story that I
762 00:30:58,140 00:31:00,090 was cheating on Sebastian with Zac Efron when was cheating on Sebastian with Zac Efron when
763 00:31:00,090 00:31:01,330 we were shooting Crazy Youth. we were shooting Crazy Youth.
764 00:31:01,330 00:31:02,760 And because the movie is about to come out, And because the movie is about to come out,
765 00:31:02,760 00:31:07,240 they want me to vaguely perpetuate it. they want me to vaguely perpetuate it.
766 00:31:07,240 00:31:08,240 But I guess it could be worse. But I guess it could be worse.
767 00:31:08,240 00:31:09,420 He's a really nice guy. He's a really nice guy.
768 00:31:09,420 00:31:10,920 What else am I supposed to do? What else am I supposed to do?
769 00:31:10,920 00:31:12,700 Sorry. Sorry.
770 00:31:12,700 00:31:13,740 They're more like super fans. They're more like super fans.
771 00:31:13,740 00:31:15,000 See what I have to put up with? See what I have to put up with?
772 00:31:18,870 00:31:20,490 Butter? Butter?
773 00:31:20,490 00:31:21,320 Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
774 00:31:25,860 00:31:28,360 The depression has set in hard, I see. The depression has set in hard, I see.
775 00:31:28,360 00:31:29,060 One-- One--
776 00:31:29,060 00:31:30,890 (MUMBLING INTO PILLOW) I'm confused about my purpose. (MUMBLING INTO PILLOW) I'm confused about my purpose.
777 00:31:30,890 00:31:31,640 --two, three. --two, three.
778 00:31:31,640 00:31:32,640 Iz? Iz?
779 00:31:32,640 00:31:33,550 (GRUMBLING) (GRUMBLING)
780 00:31:33,550 00:31:36,870 Get up, do something, five, more useful with your time. Get up, do something, five, more useful with your time.
781 00:31:36,870 00:31:38,720 My path is a squiggle. My path is a squiggle.
782 00:31:38,720 00:31:40,670 (EXASPERATED) Oh my god. (EXASPERATED) Oh my god.
783 00:31:40,670 00:31:43,100 (MOANING) (MOANING)
784 00:31:43,100 00:31:47,350 This isn't a suicide suggestion. This isn't a suicide suggestion.
785 00:31:47,350 00:31:48,680 Just open up a fucking box. Just open up a fucking box.
786 00:31:48,680 00:31:51,660 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
787 00:32:06,050 00:32:07,590 She ruined everything. She ruined everything.
788 00:32:07,590 00:32:11,090 She ruined everything. She ruined everything.
789 00:32:11,090 00:32:16,530 I can't sleep with a fucking top sheet anymore. I can't sleep with a fucking top sheet anymore.
790 00:32:16,530 00:32:18,380 You know sometimes, I don't know, You know sometimes, I don't know,
791 00:32:18,380 00:32:22,320 we'd sit there and watch TV and, like, you know, eat popcorn. we'd sit there and watch TV and, like, you know, eat popcorn.
792 00:32:22,320 00:32:26,300 And just, like, be a couple. And just, like, be a couple.
793 00:32:26,300 00:32:29,010 And in those moments, I loved her. And in those moments, I loved her.
794 00:32:32,230 00:32:33,150 Or I think I did. Or I think I did.
795 00:32:38,400 00:32:40,990 She was almost animal. She was almost animal.
796 00:32:40,990 00:32:42,640 And every time she would come around, I And every time she would come around, I
797 00:32:42,640 00:32:45,740 just, I just wanted to, like, hump around and say, just, I just wanted to, like, hump around and say,
798 00:32:45,740 00:32:47,050 "What are you doing right now? "What are you doing right now?
799 00:32:47,050 00:32:48,490 Who Are you?" Who Are you?"
800 00:32:48,490 00:32:51,870 Too much. Too much.
801 00:32:51,870 00:32:54,770 What was her name? Izzy. What was her name? Izzy.
802 00:32:58,640 00:33:03,660 She was, uh, she was always eating those M&M's. She was, uh, she was always eating those M&M's.
803 00:33:07,850 00:33:09,290 Season six, episode three. Season six, episode three.
804 00:33:09,290 00:33:10,860 - No. - Yes. - No. - Yes.
805 00:33:10,860 00:33:13,160 At the end of episode three on season six of the X Files, At the end of episode three on season six of the X Files,
806 00:33:13,160 00:33:19,100 Mulder finally tells Scully that he loves her. Mulder finally tells Scully that he loves her.
807 00:33:19,100 00:33:20,690 But she doesn't hear him. But she doesn't hear him.
808 00:33:20,690 00:33:21,920 Well, maybe she does hear him. Well, maybe she does hear him.
809 00:33:21,920 00:33:23,780 But, you know, she doesn't absorb it or take But, you know, she doesn't absorb it or take
810 00:33:23,780 00:33:26,060 it seriously, or something. it seriously, or something.
811 00:33:26,060 00:33:28,590 It just, it's, it's got me thinking how many times does It just, it's, it's got me thinking how many times does
812 00:33:28,590 00:33:29,630 that happen in a person's life? that happen in a person's life?
813 00:33:29,630 00:33:31,550 That you don't see what's directly in front of you, That you don't see what's directly in front of you,
814 00:33:31,550 00:33:34,450 that you don't hear people. that you don't hear people.
815 00:33:34,450 00:33:37,700 I don't know. I don't know.
816 00:33:37,700 00:33:42,490 I guess I'm just wondering how you ever meet the right person. I guess I'm just wondering how you ever meet the right person.
817 00:33:42,490 00:33:46,600 Maybe it's just luck. Maybe it's just luck.
818 00:33:46,600 00:33:49,450 That's a shitty answer. That's a shitty answer.
819 00:33:49,450 00:33:51,750 Maybe you have to be ready. Maybe you have to be ready.
820 00:33:51,750 00:33:53,950 They can't just walk right into your life They can't just walk right into your life
821 00:33:53,950 00:33:55,400 and command you to pay attention? and command you to pay attention?
822 00:33:55,400 00:33:56,360 Maybe they already have. Maybe they already have.
823 00:33:56,360 00:33:58,390 Maybe they already did like 1,000 times. Maybe they already did like 1,000 times.
824 00:33:58,390 00:34:01,550 But like Scully-- see I was listening-- But like Scully-- see I was listening--
825 00:34:01,550 00:34:02,680 you weren't ready to see them yet. you weren't ready to see them yet.
826 00:34:06,060 00:34:07,540 Oh, this is actually really-- Oh, this is actually really--
827 00:34:07,540 00:34:11,310 Izzy, do you want to come with me to this? Izzy, do you want to come with me to this?
828 00:34:16,840 00:34:17,640 You're not serious. You're not serious.
829 00:34:17,640 00:34:20,470 Izzy, you have to leave the house at some point. Izzy, you have to leave the house at some point.
830 00:34:20,470 00:34:23,380 If you spend one more second moping over those pussy ass If you spend one more second moping over those pussy ass
831 00:34:23,380 00:34:25,780 bitches, Ross and Aaron, I'm going to hit you over the head bitches, Ross and Aaron, I'm going to hit you over the head
832 00:34:25,780 00:34:28,160 with a cast iron skillet. with a cast iron skillet.
833 00:34:28,160 00:34:32,020 I'm going to Fox Mulder's poetry party book launch? I'm going to Fox Mulder's poetry party book launch?
834 00:34:32,020 00:34:33,460 This is incredible timing. This is incredible timing.
835 00:34:33,460 00:34:34,270 This is such good news. This is such good news.
836 00:34:34,270 00:34:35,980 So many important questions! So many important questions!
837 00:34:35,980 00:34:39,520 Namely, I've been wanting to ask him about that kid, Gibson Namely, I've been wanting to ask him about that kid, Gibson
838 00:34:39,520 00:34:42,940 Praise, who just disappears at the end of season five Praise, who just disappears at the end of season five
839 00:34:42,940 00:34:44,200 with no explanation. with no explanation.
840 00:34:44,200 00:34:46,210 And it's, like, what happens to him? And it's, like, what happens to him?
841 00:34:51,260 00:34:52,630 So is that a yes? So is that a yes?
842 00:34:52,630 00:34:53,590 IZZY: Yes! IZZY: Yes!
843 00:34:53,590 00:34:55,840 That was a yes. That was a yes.
844 00:34:55,840 00:34:56,740 Hm. Hm.
845 00:34:56,740 00:34:59,050 She's looking for David Duchovny. She's looking for David Duchovny.
846 00:34:59,050 00:35:00,710 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
847 00:35:00,710 00:35:03,780 Oh, so my agent, Joey, he's going to be here today. Oh, so my agent, Joey, he's going to be here today.
848 00:35:03,780 00:35:05,440 And I know we talked about this in New York, And I know we talked about this in New York,
849 00:35:05,440 00:35:07,340 but he said that he'd send you on a few auditions. but he said that he'd send you on a few auditions.
850 00:35:07,340 00:35:08,760 Just go talk to her. Just go talk to her.
851 00:35:08,760 00:35:09,710 It will be fine. It will be fine.
852 00:35:09,710 00:35:10,430 See how you do. See how you do.
853 00:35:10,430 00:35:11,750 Oh, OK. Oh, OK.
854 00:35:11,750 00:35:13,070 So when he gets here-- So when he gets here--
855 00:35:13,070 00:35:13,920 Yeah? Yeah?
856 00:35:13,920 00:35:15,520 - Chat him up. - Right. - Chat him up. - Right.
857 00:35:15,520 00:35:17,450 Right? Right?
858 00:35:17,450 00:35:18,340 Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
859 00:35:18,340 00:35:20,810 Chat him-- whoa, totally chatting that up. Chat him-- whoa, totally chatting that up.
860 00:35:20,810 00:35:22,000 Only two? Only two?
861 00:35:22,000 00:35:23,320 Izzy, don't get grease on my dress! Izzy, don't get grease on my dress!
862 00:35:23,320 00:35:23,680 - Oh my god, ow! - Ow! - Oh my god, ow! - Ow!
863 00:35:23,680 00:35:26,520 BOTH: Oh, are you OK? - I'm sorry. BOTH: Oh, are you OK? - I'm sorry.
864 00:35:26,520 00:35:27,250 Whoa, that was hard. Whoa, that was hard.
865 00:35:27,250 00:35:27,850 Sorry, that was kind of creepy. Sorry, that was kind of creepy.
866 00:35:27,850 00:35:29,380 I didn't recognize you when we hit each other. I didn't recognize you when we hit each other.
867 00:35:29,380 00:35:30,490 You're the drum-- You're the drum--
868 00:35:30,490 00:35:31,530 I'm the, no-- I'm the, no--
869 00:35:31,530 00:35:32,460 Oh my god, you're-- Oh my god, you're--
870 00:35:32,460 00:35:34,020 You're Aaron Ezra's girlfriend. You're Aaron Ezra's girlfriend.
871 00:35:34,020 00:35:34,850 You're Aaron's drummer. You're Aaron's drummer.
872 00:35:34,850 00:35:36,760 BOTH: No, no, no, no, no, we-- BOTH: No, no, no, no, no, we--
873 00:35:36,760 00:35:37,560 We don't date anymore. We don't date anymore.
874 00:35:37,560 00:35:38,260 I'm solo. I'm solo.
875 00:35:38,260 00:35:39,020 We broke up. We broke up.
876 00:35:39,020 00:35:40,400 - This is my band now. - Oh, OK. - This is my band now. - Oh, OK.
877 00:35:40,400 00:35:41,100 You want-- You want--
878 00:35:41,100 00:35:42,030 I'll go-- you want to go first? I'll go-- you want to go first?
879 00:35:42,030 00:35:43,980 - You go first. - OK, I'm Izzy Klein. - You go first. - OK, I'm Izzy Klein.
880 00:35:43,980 00:35:45,010 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
881 00:35:45,010 00:35:47,540 Logan Holt. Nice to meet you. Logan Holt. Nice to meet you.
882 00:35:47,540 00:35:49,690 Nice to officially meet you. Nice to officially meet you.
883 00:35:49,690 00:35:51,790 It looks like you folded on that one. It looks like you folded on that one.
884 00:35:51,790 00:35:52,490 Folded? Folded?
885 00:35:52,490 00:35:55,630 It's slang, "folded." It's slang, "folded."
886 00:35:55,630 00:35:58,230 I can make it up to you later on, if you're down for, like, I can make it up to you later on, if you're down for, like,
887 00:35:58,230 00:35:59,770 In-N-out? - I love In-N-Out. In-N-out? - I love In-N-Out.
888 00:35:59,770 00:36:00,910 One, two, three, burger? One, two, three, burger?
889 00:36:00,910 00:36:02,340 One, two, three, burger! One, two, three, burger!
890 00:36:02,340 00:36:03,510 I'm going to see you in a minute. I'm going to see you in a minute.
891 00:36:03,510 00:36:04,210 OK. OK.
892 00:36:04,210 00:36:06,000 All right. All right.
893 00:36:06,000 00:36:09,170 Was I supposed to pound? Was I supposed to pound?
894 00:36:09,170 00:36:11,300 But I clapped. But I clapped.
895 00:36:11,300 00:36:13,870 I mean she used to date my friend, Aaron. I mean she used to date my friend, Aaron.
896 00:36:13,870 00:36:15,000 She used to date my friend, Aaron. She used to date my friend, Aaron.
897 00:36:15,000 00:36:16,710 I mean, we played in a band together. I mean, we played in a band together.
898 00:36:16,710 00:36:20,460 Of course, now I've got my own band, Gravy, you know. Of course, now I've got my own band, Gravy, you know.
899 00:36:20,460 00:36:21,180 She was beautiful. She was beautiful.
900 00:36:21,180 00:36:22,170 I mean, I never look-- I mean, I never look--
901 00:36:22,170 00:36:25,400 I looked at her, you know, she was my friend's, friend's girl, I looked at her, you know, she was my friend's, friend's girl,
902 00:36:25,400 00:36:26,100 so. so.
903 00:36:26,100 00:36:28,170 So you guys are the producers of all nine So you guys are the producers of all nine
904 00:36:28,170 00:36:29,520 seasons of the X Files? seasons of the X Files?
905 00:36:29,520 00:36:31,670 So my sister is going to freak out. So my sister is going to freak out.
906 00:36:31,670 00:36:32,760 She's obsessed. She's obsessed.
907 00:36:32,760 00:36:33,460 Excuse me. Excuse me.
908 00:36:33,460 00:36:34,490 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
909 00:36:34,490 00:36:36,360 I'm leaving with the drummer. I'm leaving with the drummer.
910 00:36:36,360 00:36:37,940 - (SARCASTICALLY) Oh, atta girl. - Yeah. - (SARCASTICALLY) Oh, atta girl. - Yeah.
911 00:36:37,940 00:36:38,640 Yeah. Yeah.
912 00:36:38,640 00:36:40,500 You don't want to meet Fox Mulder? You don't want to meet Fox Mulder?
913 00:36:40,500 00:36:42,960 No, no, I do want to meet Fox Mulder. No, no, I do want to meet Fox Mulder.
914 00:36:42,960 00:36:44,880 But, ah, you know he's at the point right now But, ah, you know he's at the point right now
915 00:36:44,880 00:36:46,740 of being unfashionably late. of being unfashionably late.
916 00:36:46,740 00:36:50,130 Listen, Izzy, don't get into a car with a stranger. Listen, Izzy, don't get into a car with a stranger.
917 00:36:50,130 00:36:51,800 That's rule number one of life. That's rule number one of life.
918 00:36:51,800 00:36:53,000 No, no, I know him. No, no, I know him.
919 00:36:53,000 00:36:54,540 He wants to buy me a cheeseburger. He wants to buy me a cheeseburger.
920 00:36:54,540 00:36:56,060 - Oh, then it's fine. - CTFO. - Oh, then it's fine. - CTFO.
921 00:36:58,920 00:37:00,430 Does that mean "chill the fuck out?" Does that mean "chill the fuck out?"
922 00:37:00,430 00:37:02,230 Yeah, which makes me wonder is she on mushrooms? Yeah, which makes me wonder is she on mushrooms?
923 00:37:02,230 00:37:03,210 Oh, TBH, honey. Oh, TBH, honey.
924 00:37:03,210 00:37:05,020 Oh my god, we're doing way too much acronyming. Oh my god, we're doing way too much acronyming.
925 00:37:05,020 00:37:06,200 I'm on mushrooms. I'm on mushrooms.
926 00:37:08,900 00:37:11,770 So, um, what's the deal with you and Aaron, lately? So, um, what's the deal with you and Aaron, lately?
927 00:37:11,770 00:37:12,470 I don't know. I don't know.
928 00:37:12,470 00:37:16,740 We left things on a very janky note. We left things on a very janky note.
929 00:37:19,570 00:37:20,960 You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
930 00:37:20,960 00:37:22,850 No, uh-uh. No, uh-uh.
931 00:37:22,850 00:37:24,610 Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are.
932 00:37:24,610 00:37:26,550 You don't believe me? You don't believe me?
933 00:37:26,550 00:37:28,680 I mean, I don't know you, really. I mean, I don't know you, really.
934 00:37:28,680 00:37:31,170 I know you. I know you.
935 00:37:31,170 00:37:32,800 How? How?
936 00:37:32,800 00:37:33,980 Aaron's rehearsals. Aaron's rehearsals.
937 00:37:33,980 00:37:35,680 How could, how could you have noticed me? How could, how could you have noticed me?
938 00:37:35,680 00:37:40,000 I just, like, sat in the corner and did dumb school stuff. I just, like, sat in the corner and did dumb school stuff.
939 00:37:40,000 00:37:44,480 I noticed you, but you didn't notice me noticing. I noticed you, but you didn't notice me noticing.
940 00:37:58,990 00:37:59,970 Wow. Wow.
941 00:38:02,550 00:38:06,400 Yeah, that confirms it. Fine. Yeah, that confirms it. Fine.
942 00:38:08,920 00:38:11,680 Game! Game!
943 00:38:11,680 00:38:12,550 There's a game? There's a game?
944 00:38:12,550 00:38:13,630 No, we should go. No, we should go.
945 00:38:13,630 00:38:14,330 Oh. Oh.
946 00:38:14,330 00:38:17,800 That was my way of inviting you. That was my way of inviting you.
947 00:38:17,800 00:38:19,250 We should have sex. We should have sex.
948 00:38:19,250 00:38:21,550 We should definitely have sex. Let's have sex, yeah. We should definitely have sex. Let's have sex, yeah.
949 00:38:21,550 00:38:22,630 Yeah, let's have sex. Yeah, let's have sex.
950 00:38:22,630 00:38:23,790 Do you have, a, um. Do you have, a, um.
951 00:38:23,790 00:38:25,490 Uh-huh, um. A condom. Uh-huh, um. A condom.
952 00:38:25,490 00:38:27,570 Of course. Of course.
953 00:38:27,570 00:38:29,320 Let me see. Let me see.
954 00:38:29,320 00:38:31,260 Here we go. Here we go.
955 00:38:31,260 00:38:32,220 Which color should we-- Which color should we--
956 00:38:32,220 00:38:33,620 I don't care. Any color. I don't care. Any color.
957 00:38:33,620 00:38:34,880 I'm going to go with blue. I'm going to go with blue.
958 00:38:34,880 00:38:36,410 I'm gonna go with blue. I'm gonna go with blue.
959 00:38:36,410 00:38:37,520 Let's, just. Here, you put it on. Let's, just. Here, you put it on.
960 00:38:37,520 00:38:38,490 You want to put it on? You want to put it on?
961 00:38:38,490 00:38:41,650 OK. OK.
962 00:38:41,650 00:38:43,990 Yeah, right there. - OK. Yeah, right there. - OK.
963 00:38:50,950 00:38:52,940 Do you have any, like, lube? Do you have any, like, lube?
964 00:38:52,940 00:38:54,920 It's just, like, so rubbery down there. It's just, like, so rubbery down there.
965 00:38:54,920 00:38:57,270 Do you have any lube? - You need lube? Do you have any lube? - You need lube?
966 00:38:57,270 00:38:58,730 Is it too big? Is it too big?
967 00:38:58,730 00:38:59,710 No, no, no. No, no, no.
968 00:38:59,710 00:39:03,130 It's great. It's great.
969 00:39:03,130 00:39:05,380 (GASPS) OK. (GASPS) OK.
970 00:39:05,380 00:39:09,310 Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, yeah, there you go.
971 00:39:09,310 00:39:11,100 Yeah. Yeah.
972 00:39:11,100 00:39:13,060 OK. OK.
973 00:39:13,060 00:39:15,180 Do you think-- can I, can I get on top? Do you think-- can I, can I get on top?
974 00:39:15,180 00:39:16,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just--
975 00:39:16,720 00:39:17,420 OK. OK.
976 00:39:17,420 00:39:19,850 OK, so how about we get on the floor? OK, so how about we get on the floor?
977 00:39:19,850 00:39:20,700 On the floor. On the floor.
978 00:39:20,700 00:39:21,890 LOGAN: Dance, dance, dance. LOGAN: Dance, dance, dance.
979 00:39:21,890 00:39:23,840 IZZY: Whoa! IZZY: Whoa!
980 00:39:23,840 00:39:24,790 Uh, that's, yeah. Uh, that's, yeah.
981 00:39:24,790 00:39:27,460 Whoa, that's, oh my god, there's so much sweat. Whoa, that's, oh my god, there's so much sweat.
982 00:39:27,460 00:39:28,960 OK. OK.
983 00:39:28,960 00:39:30,390 Oh now I'm sweating because it's so good. Oh now I'm sweating because it's so good.
984 00:39:30,390 00:39:31,260 OK, yeah. OK, yeah.
985 00:39:31,260 00:39:33,060 Oh my god. OK. Oh my god. OK.
986 00:39:33,060 00:39:33,950 Can I get on top? Can I get on top?
987 00:39:33,950 00:39:35,610 Yeah, yeah, yeah, get on top. Yeah, yeah, yeah, get on top.
988 00:39:35,610 00:39:36,920 Did you need me to take it-- Did you need me to take it--
989 00:39:36,920 00:39:37,800 I got it. I got it.
990 00:39:37,800 00:39:39,110 Yeah. Yeah.
991 00:39:39,110 00:39:39,810 Wait. Wait.
992 00:39:39,810 00:39:40,990 OK. OK.
993 00:39:40,990 00:39:42,000 Is it too big? Is it too big?
994 00:39:42,000 00:39:42,970 No, no, no. No, no, no.
995 00:39:42,970 00:39:44,370 I mean, it's big. Yeah. I mean, it's big. Yeah.
996 00:39:44,370 00:39:45,150 How big is it? How big is it?
997 00:39:45,150 00:39:45,960 It's super big. It's super big.
998 00:39:45,960 00:39:46,730 It's super big? It's super big?
999 00:39:46,730 00:39:48,040 - Yeah, yeah, really big. - Oh my god. - Yeah, yeah, really big. - Oh my god.
1000 00:39:48,040 00:39:48,740 What? What?
1001 00:39:48,740 00:39:49,540 What the-- what's on me? What the-- what's on me?
1002 00:39:49,540 00:39:50,380 What is it? What is it?
1003 00:39:50,380 00:39:51,720 I should-- we should come. I should-- we should come.
1004 00:39:51,720 00:39:54,040 No, no, no, you go. No, no, no, you go.
1005 00:39:54,040 00:39:57,410 (MOANING). (MOANING).
1006 00:39:57,410 00:39:58,830 Gravy! Woo! Gravy! Woo!
1007 00:40:01,230 00:40:03,230 Hoo. Oof. Hoo. Oof.
1008 00:40:03,230 00:40:07,130 That was hot. That's the best sex I ever had. That was hot. That's the best sex I ever had.
1009 00:40:11,440 00:40:12,530 Kiss me. Kiss me.
1010 00:40:12,530 00:40:13,230 Kiss me. Kiss me.
1011 00:40:17,230 00:40:17,980 Are you guys up? Are you guys up?
1012 00:40:17,980 00:40:19,690 I need some advice. I need some advice.
1013 00:40:19,690 00:40:21,670 My day, honestly, cannot continue My day, honestly, cannot continue
1014 00:40:21,670 00:40:23,010 until it's talked through. until it's talked through.
1015 00:40:23,010 00:40:23,920 It's 6:30 AM, Izzy. It's 6:30 AM, Izzy.
1016 00:40:23,920 00:40:26,800 Rather be dead than alive between the hours of 5 and 10, Rather be dead than alive between the hours of 5 and 10,
1017 00:40:26,800 00:40:28,680 but, you know, it's just how the cookie crumbled. but, you know, it's just how the cookie crumbled.
1018 00:40:28,680 00:40:30,830 So-- - How many cups? So-- - How many cups?
1019 00:40:30,830 00:40:31,930 Four, and if my math's correct, Four, and if my math's correct,
1020 00:40:31,930 00:40:34,930 that'd make it 24 sugars. that'd make it 24 sugars.
1021 00:40:34,930 00:40:36,940 I had sex with the drummer. I had sex with the drummer.
1022 00:40:36,940 00:40:37,960 His name's Logan. His name's Logan.
1023 00:40:37,960 00:40:38,860 We know. We know.
1024 00:40:38,860 00:40:39,850 What do you mean you know? What do you mean you know?
1025 00:40:39,850 00:40:41,700 I smell like sex, don't I? I smell like sex, don't I?
1026 00:40:41,700 00:40:43,100 No, it's the same dress from last night. No, it's the same dress from last night.
1027 00:40:43,100 00:40:43,980 Oh. Oh.
1028 00:40:43,980 00:40:44,860 OK. OK.
1029 00:40:44,860 00:40:47,830 So, I have some technical issues that I need to discuss. So, I have some technical issues that I need to discuss.
1030 00:40:47,830 00:40:48,580 Can I go? Can I go?
1031 00:40:48,580 00:40:49,720 You can go. You can go.
1032 00:40:49,720 00:40:53,260 We were using lube and, uh, it exploded. We were using lube and, uh, it exploded.
1033 00:40:53,260 00:40:54,890 And then we got on the floor. And then we got on the floor.
1034 00:40:54,890 00:40:55,820 And then I got on top. And then I got on top.
1035 00:40:55,820 00:41:01,130 And then he kept asking me to tell him how big his peen is. And then he kept asking me to tell him how big his peen is.
1036 00:41:01,130 00:41:02,720 And that was awkward. And that was awkward.
1037 00:41:02,720 00:41:03,820 Oh, that's everything to a guy. Oh, that's everything to a guy.
1038 00:41:03,820 00:41:05,200 You just gotta lie. You just gotta lie.
1039 00:41:05,200 00:41:06,710 Yeah, I agree. IZZY: Yeah? Yeah, I agree. IZZY: Yeah?
1040 00:41:06,710 00:41:07,630 OK. OK.
1041 00:41:07,630 00:41:09,010 And also, he's sweats a lot. And also, he's sweats a lot.
1042 00:41:09,010 00:41:11,930 Like it was dripping off his nose onto my forehead. Like it was dripping off his nose onto my forehead.
1043 00:41:11,930 00:41:12,640 Right there. Right there.
1044 00:41:12,640 00:41:13,710 SABRINA: I think you have to go. SABRINA: I think you have to go.
1045 00:41:13,710 00:41:15,180 - No, be quiet. - I need you to-- - No, be quiet. - I need you to--
1046 00:41:15,180 00:41:15,880 Izzy. Izzy.
1047 00:41:15,880 00:41:17,920 So, this guy, are you going to see him again or no? So, this guy, are you going to see him again or no?
1048 00:41:17,920 00:41:18,700 OK. OK.
1049 00:41:18,700 00:41:19,470 Well, that's the thing. Well, that's the thing.
1050 00:41:19,470 00:41:21,160 I mean, I decided I should try out this "having I mean, I decided I should try out this "having
1051 00:41:21,160 00:41:22,390 fun in your 20s" thing. fun in your 20s" thing.
1052 00:41:22,390 00:41:25,810 And, you know, I really want to give it a go. And, you know, I really want to give it a go.
1053 00:41:25,810 00:41:26,630 And he's awesome. And he's awesome.
1054 00:41:26,630 00:41:28,600 Well, if you can deal with the sweating, I say, you know, Well, if you can deal with the sweating, I say, you know,
1055 00:41:28,600 00:41:30,190 give it another shot. give it another shot.
1056 00:41:30,190 00:41:32,890 You never have mind-blowing sex on your first time, anyway. You never have mind-blowing sex on your first time, anyway.
1057 00:41:32,890 00:41:33,910 Well, not according to him. Well, not according to him.
1058 00:41:33,910 00:41:37,370 He said it was the best sex he'd ever had. He said it was the best sex he'd ever had.
1059 00:41:37,370 00:41:38,400 Poor bastard. Poor bastard.
1060 00:41:38,400 00:41:39,540 SABRINA: Wait, OK. SABRINA: Wait, OK.
1061 00:41:39,540 00:41:41,200 I'm mad at you. - What did I do? I'm mad at you. - What did I do?
1062 00:41:41,200 00:41:42,970 You completely dropped the ball last night. You completely dropped the ball last night.
1063 00:41:42,970 00:41:44,860 Joey was doing you a huge favor. Joey was doing you a huge favor.
1064 00:41:44,860 00:41:50,040 And you literally left before he even got there. And you literally left before he even got there.
1065 00:41:50,040 00:41:52,650 Do I, like, call him, or-- Do I, like, call him, or--
1066 00:41:52,650 00:41:54,510 Mm, I'm thinking more like a carrier pigeon, Mm, I'm thinking more like a carrier pigeon,
1067 00:41:54,510 00:41:56,470 like a message in a bottle, a telegraph. like a message in a bottle, a telegraph.
1068 00:41:56,470 00:41:57,520 Yeah, Izzy. Yeah, Izzy.
1069 00:41:57,520 00:41:59,750 You should call him. You should call him.
1070 00:41:59,750 00:42:02,270 Not at 6:30 in the morning! Not at 6:30 in the morning!
1071 00:42:02,270 00:42:03,880 Right. Right.
1072 00:42:03,880 00:42:05,080 BITCHY CASTING DIRECTOR: Izzy Klein? BITCHY CASTING DIRECTOR: Izzy Klein?
1073 00:42:08,360 00:42:10,030 No the producers thought she was lovely. No the producers thought she was lovely.
1074 00:42:10,030 00:42:11,950 She just wasn't black enough. She just wasn't black enough.
1075 00:42:11,950 00:42:13,870 OK. OK.
1076 00:42:13,870 00:42:16,270 Uh, Izzy Klein. Uh, Izzy Klein.
1077 00:42:16,270 00:42:17,320 Hi, how are you? Hi, how are you?
1078 00:42:17,320 00:42:18,300 You' OK with nudity? You' OK with nudity?
1079 00:42:18,300 00:42:19,240 Uh? Uh?
1080 00:42:19,240 00:42:21,110 Sideboob, half nip, you're fine. Sideboob, half nip, you're fine.
1081 00:42:21,110 00:42:22,120 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1082 00:42:22,120 00:42:23,810 Did you prepare all four scenes? Did you prepare all four scenes?
1083 00:42:23,810 00:42:24,550 Yeah. Yeah.
1084 00:42:24,550 00:42:26,230 We're just going to do the first one. We're just going to do the first one.
1085 00:42:26,230 00:42:29,230 The one where she's being killed by the king zombeaver? The one where she's being killed by the king zombeaver?
1086 00:42:29,230 00:42:30,970 That's what I said. That's what I said.
1087 00:42:30,970 00:42:32,240 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1088 00:42:32,240 00:42:35,710 BITCHY CASTING DIRECTOR: And-- BITCHY CASTING DIRECTOR: And--
1089 00:42:35,710 00:42:37,700 No, no, no, n, n, no! No, no, no, n, n, no!
1090 00:42:37,700 00:42:38,940 Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer!
1091 00:42:38,940 00:42:40,690 You stop right there, beaver. You stop right there, beaver.
1092 00:42:40,690 00:42:42,630 Back it up, back! Back it up, back!
1093 00:42:42,630 00:42:44,090 I have a knife. I have a knife.
1094 00:42:44,090 00:42:46,520 I got a knife, beaver! (YELLING) My leg! I got a knife, beaver! (YELLING) My leg!
1095 00:42:46,520 00:42:47,490 Oh god! Oh god!
1096 00:42:47,490 00:42:48,950 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
1097 00:42:48,950 00:42:51,580 LOGAN: I mean, she was beautiful, awkward. LOGAN: I mean, she was beautiful, awkward.
1098 00:42:51,580 00:42:53,820 I mean, we both were artists, kind of like, I mean, we both were artists, kind of like,
1099 00:42:53,820 00:42:57,890 you know, it's like I'm a musician, she acts. you know, it's like I'm a musician, she acts.
1100 00:42:57,890 00:43:03,450 I don't know, we just, we kind of had a connection, you know? I don't know, we just, we kind of had a connection, you know?
1101 00:43:03,450 00:43:04,410 She loved my sweat. She loved my sweat.
1102 00:43:09,140 00:43:10,520 August, gross. August, gross.
1103 00:43:10,520 00:43:13,760 When did that happen? When did that happen?
1104 00:43:13,760 00:43:16,120 M&M's? M&M's?
1105 00:43:16,120 00:43:18,440 You must really like me. You must really like me.
1106 00:43:18,440 00:43:19,400 You know it. You know it.
1107 00:43:19,400 00:43:20,410 And I just got a tour. And I just got a tour.
1108 00:43:23,390 00:43:24,310 What? What?
1109 00:43:24,310 00:43:25,080 Whoa! Whoa!
1110 00:43:25,080 00:43:25,960 Oh my god! Oh my god!
1111 00:43:25,960 00:43:28,090 Are you so excited? Are you so excited?
1112 00:43:28,090 00:43:29,490 Definitely, really excited. Definitely, really excited.
1113 00:43:29,490 00:43:32,250 Yeah, that's, um, how long is it? Yeah, that's, um, how long is it?
1114 00:43:32,250 00:43:35,150 Three and a half months. Three and a half months.
1115 00:43:35,150 00:43:38,710 I leave August, August 30th. I leave August, August 30th.
1116 00:43:38,710 00:43:39,700 Wow, that's, um. Wow, that's, um.
1117 00:43:50,830 00:43:51,800 SKETCH: Good morning, dear. SKETCH: Good morning, dear.
1118 00:43:51,800 00:43:53,650 She's not back yet. She's not back yet.
1119 00:43:53,650 00:43:56,120 She's still on a press tour. She's still on a press tour.
1120 00:43:56,120 00:43:57,380 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1121 00:43:57,380 00:43:59,330 I could have got Charlize and that baby today. I could have got Charlize and that baby today.
1122 00:43:59,330 00:44:01,630 SVEN: That little Jackson's very present in front of the camera. SVEN: That little Jackson's very present in front of the camera.
1123 00:44:01,630 00:44:03,000 MARG: Yeah. - Thanks for letting us know. MARG: Yeah. - Thanks for letting us know.
1124 00:44:03,000 00:44:04,770 I wasn't telling you that to be nice. I wasn't telling you that to be nice.
1125 00:44:04,770 00:44:06,830 I just want you all to get off the fucking lawn. I just want you all to get off the fucking lawn.
1126 00:44:06,830 00:44:08,480 Bad day, eh? Bad day, eh?
1127 00:44:08,480 00:44:09,320 Yeah! Yeah!
1128 00:44:09,320 00:44:10,120 Yes! Yes!
1129 00:44:10,120 00:44:11,150 Do you want to talk about it? Do you want to talk about it?
1130 00:44:11,150 00:44:13,490 Yeah. Yeah.
1131 00:44:13,490 00:44:15,210 I don't know you people. I don't know you people.
1132 00:44:15,210 00:44:16,030 I'm Sven. I'm Sven.
1133 00:44:16,030 00:44:17,490 Marg. Marg.
1134 00:44:17,490 00:44:18,630 Sketch. Sketch.
1135 00:44:18,630 00:44:20,450 What's wrong, honey? What's wrong, honey?
1136 00:44:20,450 00:44:21,230 I don't know. I don't know.
1137 00:44:21,230 00:44:27,460 I just, I feel like I've been making all the wrong choices. I just, I feel like I've been making all the wrong choices.
1138 00:44:27,460 00:44:30,020 I've been circling all the shit answers. I've been circling all the shit answers.
1139 00:44:30,020 00:44:31,750 And I also just really like this guy, And I also just really like this guy,
1140 00:44:31,750 00:44:33,470 and he's leaving for three months. and he's leaving for three months.
1141 00:44:33,470 00:44:37,240 And I'm feeling so hangry. And I'm feeling so hangry.
1142 00:44:37,240 00:44:39,340 MARG: Oh, wait, wait, wait, you know, we've got an extra coffee MARG: Oh, wait, wait, wait, you know, we've got an extra coffee
1143 00:44:39,340 00:44:41,180 bean, here, hon. Would that make you feel better? bean, here, hon. Would that make you feel better?
1144 00:44:41,180 00:44:43,150 That's not extra, that's mine. That's not extra, that's mine.
1145 00:44:43,150 00:44:44,090 Well, it's fine. Well, it's fine.
1146 00:44:44,090 00:44:45,330 Give her the-- Give her the--
1147 00:44:45,330 00:44:46,240 It's hazelnut. It's hazelnut.
1148 00:44:46,240 00:44:49,220 No, it's a pure chocolate blended. No, it's a pure chocolate blended.
1149 00:44:49,220 00:44:50,020 You, you, it's yours. You, you, it's yours.
1150 00:44:50,020 00:44:50,720 Really? Really?
1151 00:44:50,720 00:44:52,140 That's my favorite. That's my favorite.
1152 00:45:00,000 00:45:01,300 Wow. Wow.
1153 00:45:01,300 00:45:02,160 I don't know. I don't know.
1154 00:45:02,160 00:45:05,230 I just, I'm just thinking, like, maybe when I get back I just, I'm just thinking, like, maybe when I get back
1155 00:45:05,230 00:45:09,750 I'll take you on a trip to Cabo, [INAUDIBLE].. I'll take you on a trip to Cabo, [INAUDIBLE]..
1156 00:45:09,750 00:45:12,590 Van Nuys is right within my budget. Van Nuys is right within my budget.
1157 00:45:12,590 00:45:13,500 Logan? Logan? Logan? Logan?
1158 00:45:13,500 00:45:14,820 What? What?
1159 00:45:14,820 00:45:16,170 When are you going to play some music? When are you going to play some music?
1160 00:45:16,170 00:45:17,800 Oh, in a minute. In a minute. Oh, in a minute. In a minute.
1161 00:45:17,800 00:45:18,920 Got it. Got it.
1162 00:45:18,920 00:45:19,900 All right. All right.
1163 00:45:19,900 00:45:22,170 Hey, um, really quick. Hey, um, really quick.
1164 00:45:22,170 00:45:27,630 I know that we haven't talked about being, like, exclusive I know that we haven't talked about being, like, exclusive
1165 00:45:27,630 00:45:29,260 or anything. or anything.
1166 00:45:29,260 00:45:32,220 I just want you to know that, like, if you sleep I just want you to know that, like, if you sleep
1167 00:45:32,220 00:45:34,470 with someone, if you spend the night with someone while you're with someone, if you spend the night with someone while you're
1168 00:45:34,470 00:45:37,500 on the road, totally cool. on the road, totally cool.
1169 00:45:37,500 00:45:39,450 - I'm not going to. - No, no, no. - I'm not going to. - No, no, no.
1170 00:45:39,450 00:45:42,660 I want you to know that I'm no, like, stage five clinger. I want you to know that I'm no, like, stage five clinger.
1171 00:45:42,660 00:45:46,590 I wouldn't freak out or anything. I wouldn't freak out or anything.
1172 00:45:46,590 00:45:47,370 You want me to be-- You want me to be--
1173 00:45:47,370 00:45:48,340 GIRL PARTY GOER: Logan, come on-- GIRL PARTY GOER: Logan, come on--
1174 00:45:48,340 00:45:48,600 --faithful? or do you want me-- --faithful? or do you want me--
1175 00:45:48,600 00:45:49,200 GIRL PARTY GOER: --everyone's waiting! GIRL PARTY GOER: --everyone's waiting!
1176 00:45:49,200 00:45:50,650 - Huh, wait, what? - Go, go, go. - Huh, wait, what? - Go, go, go.
1177 00:45:50,650 00:45:51,550 It's fine. It's fine.
1178 00:45:51,550 00:45:52,840 All right. All right.
1179 00:45:52,840 00:45:54,240 MALE PARTY GOER: Come one everybody, let's MALE PARTY GOER: Come one everybody, let's
1180 00:45:54,240 00:45:57,840 hear it for Logan. [MUSIC PLAYING] hear it for Logan. [MUSIC PLAYING]
1181 00:46:23,560 00:46:25,930 I mean, I know she's still in love with you. I mean, I know she's still in love with you.
1182 00:46:25,930 00:46:28,630 Even if you're not still in love with her. Even if you're not still in love with her.
1183 00:46:28,630 00:46:30,670 I mean, she's my best friend. I mean, she's my best friend.
1184 00:46:30,670 00:46:35,290 Honey, I love that you're so obviously, method. Honey, I love that you're so obviously, method.
1185 00:46:35,290 00:46:37,240 You know, the greasy hair, the bags under your eyes, You know, the greasy hair, the bags under your eyes,
1186 00:46:37,240 00:46:38,920 the next day clothes. the next day clothes.
1187 00:46:38,920 00:46:40,420 - Oh, th, thank you. - You're welcome. - Oh, th, thank you. - You're welcome.
1188 00:46:40,420 00:46:43,260 The thing is, the scene needs more punch. The thing is, the scene needs more punch.
1189 00:46:43,260 00:46:44,050 Punch? Punch?
1190 00:46:44,050 00:46:46,240 You're supposed to be dry humping him. You're supposed to be dry humping him.
1191 00:46:46,240 00:46:48,950 Do me a favor, next time you do the scene, Do me a favor, next time you do the scene,
1192 00:46:48,950 00:46:51,190 pretend Chad is the chair. pretend Chad is the chair.
1193 00:46:51,190 00:46:55,330 I need to see more physicality on the tape. I need to see more physicality on the tape.
1194 00:46:55,330 00:46:56,850 You ready? You ready?
1195 00:46:56,850 00:46:58,780 And go. And go.
1196 00:46:58,780 00:46:59,720 OK. OK.
1197 00:46:59,720 00:47:01,130 Like this. Like this.
1198 00:47:01,130 00:47:03,120 - Right. - This good? - Right. - This good?
1199 00:47:03,120 00:47:04,950 - Uh-huh, go. - OK. - Uh-huh, go. - OK.
1200 00:47:04,950 00:47:07,300 Um, Chad, I don't think this is a good idea. Um, Chad, I don't think this is a good idea.
1201 00:47:07,300 00:47:09,420 You're still dating Sarah and I-- You're still dating Sarah and I--
1202 00:47:09,420 00:47:11,800 Yeah, more, more. I don't believe you. Yeah, more, more. I don't believe you.
1203 00:47:11,800 00:47:12,790 Give me a scream. Give me a scream.
1204 00:47:12,790 00:47:17,750 (SCREAMS) She's still my best friend! (SCREAMS) She's still my best friend!
1205 00:47:17,750 00:47:19,080 You know, I think we got it. You know, I think we got it.
1206 00:47:19,080 00:47:20,640 I think we got it. - Yeah? I think we got it. - Yeah?
1207 00:47:20,640 00:47:21,800 Yeah. Yeah.
1208 00:47:21,800 00:47:24,410 Thanks so much for coming in. Thanks so much for coming in.
1209 00:47:24,410 00:47:26,210 OK. OK.
1210 00:47:26,210 00:47:28,610 All right, I'll see you. All right, I'll see you.
1211 00:47:28,610 00:47:30,350 Say hi to your sister for me. Say hi to your sister for me.
1212 00:47:30,350 00:47:31,400 Oh, hey, Joey. Oh, hey, Joey.
1213 00:47:31,400 00:47:33,270 How's things in agent land? How's things in agent land?
1214 00:47:33,270 00:47:34,180 JOEY: (ON PHONE) Not great. JOEY: (ON PHONE) Not great.
1215 00:47:34,180 00:47:35,090 Actually, we need to talk. Actually, we need to talk.
1216 00:47:35,090 00:47:35,840 Oh, really? Oh, really?
1217 00:47:35,840 00:47:39,420 JOEY: Yeah, I just can't send you out anymore. JOEY: Yeah, I just can't send you out anymore.
1218 00:47:39,420 00:47:41,210 OK, uh, did I do something wrong? OK, uh, did I do something wrong?
1219 00:47:41,210 00:47:45,110 JOEY: No, no, casting directors [INAUDIBLE] is fine. JOEY: No, no, casting directors [INAUDIBLE] is fine.
1220 00:47:45,110 00:47:46,740 You didn't ever hear anything about Zombeavers? You didn't ever hear anything about Zombeavers?
1221 00:47:46,740 00:47:47,780 I mean, that one seemed to go-- I mean, that one seemed to go--
1222 00:47:47,780 00:47:48,610 JOEY: No, not really. JOEY: No, not really.
1223 00:47:48,610 00:47:50,110 OK. JOEY: No more auditions. OK. JOEY: No more auditions.
1224 00:47:50,110 00:47:51,540 No? Right. No? Right.
1225 00:47:51,540 00:47:53,180 Um, uh, there's nothing I can? Um, uh, there's nothing I can?
1226 00:47:53,180 00:47:54,130 JOEY: No. JOEY: No.
1227 00:47:54,130 00:47:55,130 But happy Friday, though, huh? But happy Friday, though, huh?
1228 00:47:55,130 00:47:56,640 Chin up. - Thanks. Chin up. - Thanks.
1229 00:48:03,760 00:48:06,470 SKETCH: Oh, it's Izzy. SKETCH: Oh, it's Izzy.
1230 00:48:06,470 00:48:07,410 SVEN: Hey, hey! SVEN: Hey, hey!
1231 00:48:07,410 00:48:09,080 - Hey, Izzy. - Hey, Iz. - Hey, Izzy. - Hey, Iz.
1232 00:48:09,080 00:48:10,810 What's the excitement today, weirdos? What's the excitement today, weirdos?
1233 00:48:10,810 00:48:12,610 Well I guess you haven't heard. Well I guess you haven't heard.
1234 00:48:12,610 00:48:13,780 No, heard what? No, heard what?
1235 00:48:13,780 00:48:14,750 Come on. Come on.
1236 00:48:14,750 00:48:17,410 Come on, Sabrina just booked a huge bestseller Come on, Sabrina just booked a huge bestseller
1237 00:48:17,410 00:48:19,190 Warner Brothers is adapting. Warner Brothers is adapting.
1238 00:48:19,190 00:48:20,270 SVEN: She's already a big deal. SVEN: She's already a big deal.
1239 00:48:20,270 00:48:22,340 But this will be her transition into adulthood as a film star. But this will be her transition into adulthood as a film star.
1240 00:48:22,340 00:48:23,440 The industry is going to take her The industry is going to take her
1241 00:48:23,440 00:48:24,820 very seriously in a big way. very seriously in a big way.
1242 00:48:24,820 00:48:26,290 You know, we don't want to speak too soon. You know, we don't want to speak too soon.
1243 00:48:26,290 00:48:29,340 But the three of us think she's going to get nominated, huh? But the three of us think she's going to get nominated, huh?
1244 00:48:29,340 00:48:31,250 (ON COMPUTER) --and another thing-- (ON COMPUTER) --and another thing--
1245 00:48:31,250 00:48:34,270 SEBASTIAN: Boot your hand out of here. SEBASTIAN: Boot your hand out of here.
1246 00:48:34,270 00:48:37,270 What about, what about, like a succulent garden? What about, what about, like a succulent garden?
1247 00:48:37,270 00:48:40,840 SABRINA: No, I know that that's like the responsible, drought SABRINA: No, I know that that's like the responsible, drought
1248 00:48:40,840 00:48:42,130 resistant thing to do. resistant thing to do.
1249 00:48:42,130 00:48:43,990 But I want tulips. But I want tulips.
1250 00:48:43,990 00:48:46,040 I want those big, fat, fatties. I want those big, fat, fatties.
1251 00:48:46,040 00:48:47,440 Like these guys? Like those ones? Like these guys? Like those ones?
1252 00:48:47,440 00:48:48,250 A juicy fatty. A juicy fatty.
1253 00:48:48,250 00:48:50,850 The domestic grind commences. The domestic grind commences.
1254 00:48:50,850 00:48:51,620 Hi! Hi!
1255 00:48:51,620 00:48:55,840 I'd hug you, but I'm very busy with this situation. I'd hug you, but I'm very busy with this situation.
1256 00:48:55,840 00:48:58,300 All of this. All of this.
1257 00:48:58,300 00:48:59,420 How was the tour? How was the tour?
1258 00:48:59,420 00:49:00,620 SABRINA: It was horrible. SABRINA: It was horrible.
1259 00:49:00,620 00:49:02,660 It was just like one giant mall after another It was just like one giant mall after another
1260 00:49:02,660 00:49:04,280 filled with screaming miniature people. filled with screaming miniature people.
1261 00:49:04,280 00:49:08,240 And all they wanted to do was touch Zac's abs and tell me And all they wanted to do was touch Zac's abs and tell me
1262 00:49:08,240 00:49:09,290 I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt.
1263 00:49:09,290 00:49:11,100 Do tweens use the word "cunt?" Do tweens use the word "cunt?"
1264 00:49:11,100 00:49:12,920 Actually, he kind of made it-- Actually, he kind of made it--
1265 00:49:12,920 00:49:16,460 Zac-- made it tolerable and even fun Zac-- made it tolerable and even fun
1266 00:49:16,460 00:49:22,450 sometimes because he's, like, such a sweet guy, you know? sometimes because he's, like, such a sweet guy, you know?
1267 00:49:22,450 00:49:24,160 You just got a new one, right, Sab? You just got a new one, right, Sab?
1268 00:49:24,160 00:49:25,910 Ow, ow. I'm literally dying. Ow, ow. I'm literally dying.
1269 00:49:25,910 00:49:27,450 - Got it. - Oh, yeah. - Got it. - Oh, yeah.
1270 00:49:27,450 00:49:28,820 That's a big. That's a big.
1271 00:49:28,820 00:49:30,230 Juicy. Juicy.
1272 00:49:30,230 00:49:32,830 IZZY: Well, congrats. IZZY: Well, congrats.
1273 00:49:32,830 00:49:35,180 I'll give you guys some privacy. I'll give you guys some privacy.
1274 00:49:35,180 00:49:39,270 Oh, um, I'm not going to go on auditions anymore. Oh, um, I'm not going to go on auditions anymore.
1275 00:49:39,270 00:49:40,400 Why? Why?
1276 00:49:40,400 00:49:42,360 I'm just not cut out for it. I'm just not cut out for it.
1277 00:49:42,360 00:49:43,290 Never try, you never know. Never try, you never know.
1278 00:49:47,760 00:49:49,400 Ten points in the back end? Ten points in the back end?
1279 00:49:49,400 00:49:51,020 He's done like two and a half movies? He's done like two and a half movies?
1280 00:49:51,020 00:49:51,900 Iz! Iz!
1281 00:49:51,900 00:49:53,230 IZZY: Shhhhhh. IZZY: Shhhhhh.
1282 00:49:53,230 00:49:54,240 Izzy, are you going to come? Izzy, are you going to come?
1283 00:49:54,240 00:49:56,320 IZZY: No, I'm re-watching season five, episode 15. IZZY: No, I'm re-watching season five, episode 15.
1284 00:49:56,320 00:49:57,810 Are you sure? IZZY: Yes, I'm sure. Are you sure? IZZY: Yes, I'm sure.
1285 00:49:57,810 00:49:58,940 It's the one where Mulder's Father It's the one where Mulder's Father
1286 00:49:58,940 00:50:00,300 is involved in the conspiracy. is involved in the conspiracy.
1287 00:50:00,300 00:50:01,380 That's my sister. That's my sister.
1288 00:50:01,380 00:50:02,110 I'm worried about her. I'm worried about her.
1289 00:50:02,110 00:50:05,070 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1290 00:50:05,070 00:50:06,550 IZZY: Aw, Scully! IZZY: Aw, Scully!
1291 00:50:06,550 00:50:08,520 How could you reach under there? How could you reach under there?
1292 00:50:08,520 00:50:12,470 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1293 00:50:12,470 00:50:13,950 Sabrina! Sabrina!
1294 00:50:13,950 00:50:16,410 I really need you to reset the internet. I really need you to reset the internet.
1295 00:50:16,410 00:50:17,400 Izzy! Izzy!
1296 00:50:17,400 00:50:19,370 IZZY: Like now! IZZY: Like now!
1297 00:50:19,370 00:50:22,420 Scully, Mulder, don't you guys realize you're Scully, Mulder, don't you guys realize you're
1298 00:50:22,420 00:50:23,720 soul mates by this point? soul mates by this point?
1299 00:50:23,720 00:50:26,630 I mean 100% pure, sweet, not from concentrate soul mates. I mean 100% pure, sweet, not from concentrate soul mates.
1300 00:50:26,630 00:50:28,260 Just ridiculous-- - Hey! Just ridiculous-- - Hey!
1301 00:50:28,260 00:50:29,200 It's December, fuckhead! It's December, fuckhead!
1302 00:50:29,200 00:50:32,470 And I am absolutely dreading this holiday season. And I am absolutely dreading this holiday season.
1303 00:50:32,470 00:50:35,630 And because you're forcing me to go visit Mom and that creature, And because you're forcing me to go visit Mom and that creature,
1304 00:50:35,630 00:50:37,920 not even excited to hang up my goose with real goose feathers not even excited to hang up my goose with real goose feathers
1305 00:50:37,920 00:50:39,990 ornament! IZZY: You have better ones. ornament! IZZY: You have better ones.
1306 00:50:39,990 00:50:41,920 That boyfriend of yours is about to come back into town. That boyfriend of yours is about to come back into town.
1307 00:50:41,920 00:50:44,050 IZZY: He's not my boyfriend. - So what? IZZY: He's not my boyfriend. - So what?
1308 00:50:44,050 00:50:45,550 You said, "We don't have to be exclusive." You said, "We don't have to be exclusive."
1309 00:50:45,550 00:50:46,520 IZZY: I'm scared. IZZY: I'm scared.
1310 00:50:46,520 00:50:47,390 Pussy! Pussy!
1311 00:50:47,390 00:50:48,460 You can't blame this all on him. You can't blame this all on him.
1312 00:50:48,460 00:50:51,100 You've also been too "scared," apparently, to get a job. You've also been too "scared," apparently, to get a job.
1313 00:50:51,100 00:50:52,080 Or a personality. Or a personality.
1314 00:50:52,080 00:50:55,230 Or a packet of floss for the last three months! Or a packet of floss for the last three months!
1315 00:50:55,230 00:50:57,180 IZZY: Well, you promised Mom you'd go to Tahoe. IZZY: Well, you promised Mom you'd go to Tahoe.
1316 00:50:57,180 00:51:00,230 I'll make you a deal. I'll make you a deal.
1317 00:51:00,230 00:51:02,520 I will go to Tahoe semi-willingly I will go to Tahoe semi-willingly
1318 00:51:02,520 00:51:05,320 if you get the actual fuck out of this room if you get the actual fuck out of this room
1319 00:51:05,320 00:51:07,300 and do something with yourself! and do something with yourself!
1320 00:51:07,300 00:51:09,820 But if I hear Sculder talking to Skinny talking But if I hear Sculder talking to Skinny talking
1321 00:51:09,820 00:51:11,770 to Mulder talking to Skelly talking to Skinny to Mulder talking to Skelly talking to Skinny
1322 00:51:11,770 00:51:14,360 one more time, deal's off! one more time, deal's off!
1323 00:51:24,000 00:51:26,040 IZZY (VOICEOVER): Somewhere in the middle of all this, IZZY (VOICEOVER): Somewhere in the middle of all this,
1324 00:51:26,040 00:51:29,160 I think I realized how much I hate being alone I think I realized how much I hate being alone
1325 00:51:29,160 00:51:31,350 and how much I really hate goodbyes, and how much I really hate goodbyes,
1326 00:51:31,350 00:51:34,520 so it didn't matter how sweet Logan's was. so it didn't matter how sweet Logan's was.
1327 00:51:34,520 00:51:38,060 It still left me on Depression Island, It still left me on Depression Island,
1328 00:51:38,060 00:51:40,710 due north of Internet Stalkage and slightly west due north of Internet Stalkage and slightly west
1329 00:51:40,710 00:51:44,880 of Acid Reflux with "the thing" floating somewhere out there of Acid Reflux with "the thing" floating somewhere out there
1330 00:51:44,880 00:51:46,500 in the water. in the water.
1331 00:51:46,500 00:51:47,900 I gotta find it. I gotta find it.
1332 00:51:47,900 00:51:49,560 I gotta fix this. I gotta fix this.
1333 00:51:49,560 00:51:50,910 I've gotta get my ending. I've gotta get my ending.
1334 00:51:50,910 00:51:53,870 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1335 00:52:15,150 00:52:17,580 Izzy. Izzy.
1336 00:52:17,580 00:52:20,340 Aaron, is that a, um? Aaron, is that a, um?
1337 00:52:23,010 00:52:23,760 Navy blue shirt. Navy blue shirt.
1338 00:52:26,790 00:52:28,740 Totally. Wow. Totally. Wow.
1339 00:52:31,890 00:52:33,220 Um. I'm sorry. Um. I'm sorry.
1340 00:52:33,220 00:52:34,720 What are you doing in LA? What are you doing in LA?
1341 00:52:34,720 00:52:37,150 Oh, I'm just, you know, here for the band's show. Oh, I'm just, you know, here for the band's show.
1342 00:52:37,150 00:52:37,850 Yeah? Yeah?
1343 00:52:37,850 00:52:39,550 Yeah, I'm going to go to the Fender custom shop Yeah, I'm going to go to the Fender custom shop
1344 00:52:39,550 00:52:42,800 and check out this, um, butterscotch tele relic. and check out this, um, butterscotch tele relic.
1345 00:52:42,800 00:52:46,630 You know, baseball bat neck, jumbo frets, black pickguard, You know, baseball bat neck, jumbo frets, black pickguard,
1346 00:52:46,630 00:52:47,500 preferably. preferably.
1347 00:52:47,500 00:52:48,750 Preferably a black pickguard. Preferably a black pickguard.
1348 00:52:48,750 00:52:50,320 That's like hieroglyphics to me, That's like hieroglyphics to me,
1349 00:52:50,320 00:52:52,510 but very hip and cool of you. Yeah. but very hip and cool of you. Yeah.
1350 00:52:52,510 00:52:53,680 How do you know Logan? How do you know Logan?
1351 00:52:53,680 00:52:57,370 Um, we've been, uh, going out. Um, we've been, uh, going out.
1352 00:52:57,370 00:52:58,920 Yeah, since the beginning of summer, actually. Yeah, since the beginning of summer, actually.
1353 00:52:58,920 00:53:02,280 - You and Logan. - Yeah, me and Logan. - You and Logan. - Yeah, me and Logan.
1354 00:53:02,280 00:53:02,980 Funny. Funny.
1355 00:53:06,590 00:53:07,990 Not really. Not really.
1356 00:53:07,990 00:53:11,130 - Um, how is your acting going? - It's good. - Um, how is your acting going? - It's good.
1357 00:53:11,130 00:53:12,380 It's going so great. It's going so great.
1358 00:53:12,380 00:53:14,020 Izzy, Izzy, hey! Izzy, Izzy, hey!
1359 00:53:14,020 00:53:15,570 Hi! How are you? Hi! How are you?
1360 00:53:15,570 00:53:17,500 I'm good, yeah, wow. I'm good, yeah, wow.
1361 00:53:17,500 00:53:18,770 Crazy. Crazy.
1362 00:53:18,770 00:53:19,700 Hey buddy. Hey buddy.
1363 00:53:19,700 00:53:20,820 Blue shirt? Blue shirt?
1364 00:53:20,820 00:53:22,260 I know. I know.
1365 00:53:22,260 00:53:25,080 The only constant is change, man. The only constant is change, man.
1366 00:53:25,080 00:53:26,350 Dope party, though, right? Dope party, though, right?
1367 00:53:26,350 00:53:27,060 It is what it is. It is what it is.
1368 00:53:27,060 00:53:27,860 Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me.
1369 00:53:27,860 00:53:29,430 Of course, of course. Of course, of course.
1370 00:53:29,430 00:53:30,230 You know, you know what? You know, you know what?
1371 00:53:30,230 00:53:31,260 Can I talk to you for a second? Can I talk to you for a second?
1372 00:53:31,260 00:53:32,380 Yes, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1373 00:53:32,380 00:53:33,100 Let's um-- Let's um--
1374 00:53:33,100 00:53:35,620 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1375 00:53:43,290 00:53:45,710 How creeptastic is it that Aaron's here? How creeptastic is it that Aaron's here?
1376 00:53:45,710 00:53:48,460 How did he even know you were having a party? How did he even know you were having a party?
1377 00:53:48,460 00:53:51,820 Uh, I invited him. Uh, I invited him.
1378 00:53:51,820 00:53:56,310 Um, that's a little weird. Um, that's a little weird.
1379 00:53:56,310 00:54:02,860 Yeah, I wasn't, like, thinking about, you know, I was-- Yeah, I wasn't, like, thinking about, you know, I was--
1380 00:54:02,860 00:54:04,890 Um, are you OK? Um, are you OK?
1381 00:54:04,890 00:54:06,350 I saw my ex. I saw my ex.
1382 00:54:06,350 00:54:07,160 Um. Um.
1383 00:54:07,160 00:54:10,150 Did something happen? Did something happen?
1384 00:54:10,150 00:54:11,460 Did you? Did you?
1385 00:54:11,460 00:54:13,140 You guys slept together. You guys slept together.
1386 00:54:13,140 00:54:14,210 Fuck. Fuck.
1387 00:54:14,210 00:54:14,910 How do I say this? How do I say this?
1388 00:54:14,910 00:54:18,840 Um, we're, back together. Um, we're, back together.
1389 00:54:18,840 00:54:20,600 Together, together? Together, together?
1390 00:54:20,600 00:54:21,870 Yeah. Yeah.
1391 00:54:21,870 00:54:23,520 I mean, what? I mean, what?
1392 00:54:23,520 00:54:25,350 You said I can do whatever I want on the road. You said I can do whatever I want on the road.
1393 00:54:25,350 00:54:27,840 Despite whatever Jedi mind garbage Despite whatever Jedi mind garbage
1394 00:54:27,840 00:54:31,260 I told you before you left, I actually waited I told you before you left, I actually waited
1395 00:54:31,260 00:54:33,480 for you for three months. for you for three months.
1396 00:54:33,480 00:54:36,390 Because I like you. A lot. Because I like you. A lot.
1397 00:54:39,600 00:54:42,760 This just sucks. This just sucks.
1398 00:54:42,760 00:54:43,920 What are you, Izzy! What are you, Izzy!
1399 00:54:43,920 00:54:46,880 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1400 00:54:51,340 00:54:53,030 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
1401 00:54:53,030 00:54:54,710 Leaving already? Leaving already?
1402 00:54:54,710 00:54:56,700 Yeah, super tired. Yeah, super tired.
1403 00:54:56,700 00:54:59,010 I just think it's really fucked up. I just think it's really fucked up.
1404 00:54:59,010 00:55:02,070 And you know what you did. And you know what you did.
1405 00:55:02,070 00:55:05,540 And you're a piece of shit for it. And you're a piece of shit for it.
1406 00:55:05,540 00:55:06,240 What did I do? What did I do?
1407 00:55:06,240 00:55:08,170 You want to tell me what I did, huh? You want to tell me what I did, huh?
1408 00:55:08,170 00:55:12,100 You were a slut and a whore. You were a slut and a whore.
1409 00:55:12,100 00:55:14,040 And don't even try to lie to me about the fact And don't even try to lie to me about the fact
1410 00:55:14,040 00:55:16,630 that you just walked away from a conversation with me that you just walked away from a conversation with me
1411 00:55:16,630 00:55:19,300 to go suck Logan's dick. to go suck Logan's dick.
1412 00:55:19,300 00:55:24,180 And also, when you talk about your acting, it's nauseating. And also, when you talk about your acting, it's nauseating.
1413 00:55:24,180 00:55:25,240 And you're a brat. And you're a brat.
1414 00:55:25,240 00:55:26,570 And you're pretentious. And you're pretentious.
1415 00:55:26,570 00:55:28,330 And nobody gives a fuck. And nobody gives a fuck.
1416 00:55:28,330 00:55:29,470 Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
1417 00:55:29,470 00:55:32,170 I'm remembering something right now. I'm remembering something right now.
1418 00:55:32,170 00:55:32,980 Oh my god! Oh my god!
1419 00:55:32,980 00:55:34,610 It's a crazy thing. It's a crazy thing.
1420 00:55:34,610 00:55:35,760 You're not my boyfriend! You're not my boyfriend!
1421 00:55:35,760 00:55:38,140 You don't get to say shit like that to me anymore! You don't get to say shit like that to me anymore!
1422 00:55:38,140 00:55:41,620 You left me in New York. You left me in New York.
1423 00:55:41,620 00:55:44,290 You kissed him in front of me. You kissed him in front of me.
1424 00:55:44,290 00:55:46,960 What is this, the Cabbage Patch Kids? What is this, the Cabbage Patch Kids?
1425 00:55:46,960 00:55:48,490 Yes, I kissed him in front of you. Yes, I kissed him in front of you.
1426 00:55:48,490 00:55:51,130 No I didn't suck his dick for like one and a half minutes. No I didn't suck his dick for like one and a half minutes.
1427 00:55:51,130 00:55:53,590 I'm pretty sure you know that's not how that works. I'm pretty sure you know that's not how that works.
1428 00:55:53,590 00:55:55,740 Also, as far as New York is concerned, I don't know, Aaron. Also, as far as New York is concerned, I don't know, Aaron.
1429 00:55:55,740 00:55:56,440 I don't know. I don't know.
1430 00:55:56,440 00:55:58,240 Karma must be a real bitch because Logan Karma must be a real bitch because Logan
1431 00:55:58,240 00:55:59,380 just dumped me for his ex. just dumped me for his ex.
1432 00:55:59,380 00:56:02,010 And Sabrina's agent stopped sending me on auditions months And Sabrina's agent stopped sending me on auditions months
1433 00:56:02,010 00:56:04,060 ago because I was making him look bad. ago because I was making him look bad.
1434 00:56:04,060 00:56:06,910 So I'd definitely say that I'm not pretentious. So I'd definitely say that I'm not pretentious.
1435 00:56:06,910 00:56:11,620 And you're right, no one gives a fuck! And you're right, no one gives a fuck!
1436 00:56:11,620 00:56:14,540 You gotta stop feeling bad for yourself. You gotta stop feeling bad for yourself.
1437 00:56:14,540 00:56:15,460 What? No! What? No!
1438 00:56:15,460 00:56:17,690 I get to feel sorry for myself. I get to feel sorry for myself.
1439 00:56:17,690 00:56:19,030 That's something I can do, because I That's something I can do, because I
1440 00:56:19,030 00:56:20,230 have an ex-boyfriend who thinks it's have an ex-boyfriend who thinks it's
1441 00:56:20,230 00:56:22,090 acceptable to call me a whore. acceptable to call me a whore.
1442 00:56:22,090 00:56:23,230 What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
1443 00:56:25,990 00:56:29,090 We were always a disaster. We were always a disaster.
1444 00:56:29,090 00:56:31,160 And we should not get back together. And we should not get back together.
1445 00:56:35,430 00:56:37,180 This is an attempt to try and get me back? This is an attempt to try and get me back?
1446 00:56:41,840 00:56:45,520 I thought maybe that we could have sex, but. I thought maybe that we could have sex, but.
1447 00:56:45,520 00:56:48,470 But no, it's not-- But no, it's not--
1448 00:56:48,470 00:56:50,330 we should not talk anymore. we should not talk anymore.
1449 00:56:50,330 00:56:52,060 We don't ever talk, but OK. We don't ever talk, but OK.
1450 00:56:52,060 00:56:55,360 Well I don't want to see you again. Well I don't want to see you again.
1451 00:56:55,360 00:56:56,530 I don't want to see you, either. I don't want to see you, either.
1452 00:56:59,790 00:57:04,220 And I'm sorry about that just now. And I'm sorry about that just now.
1453 00:57:04,220 00:57:06,830 That's not really a good enough apology. That's not really a good enough apology.
1454 00:57:06,830 00:57:08,530 - Well, I'm sorry! - You know what? - Well, I'm sorry! - You know what?
1455 00:57:08,530 00:57:09,900 I'm not the crazy one! I'm not the crazy one!
1456 00:57:09,900 00:57:11,890 You're the fucking crazy one, Aaron. You're the fucking crazy one, Aaron.
1457 00:57:15,490 00:57:16,190 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1458 00:57:16,190 00:57:18,400 Sabrina, this is part of the deal you made with your sister. Sabrina, this is part of the deal you made with your sister.
1459 00:57:18,400 00:57:19,140 You can handle it. You can handle it.
1460 00:57:19,140 00:57:19,960 Hold these, please. Hold these, please.
1461 00:57:22,630 00:57:26,970 Did you ever consider that you might actually Did you ever consider that you might actually
1462 00:57:26,970 00:57:29,440 like your mother's partner? like your mother's partner?
1463 00:57:29,440 00:57:31,670 No. No.
1464 00:57:31,670 00:57:32,760 OK. OK.
1465 00:57:32,760 00:57:35,180 Please buckle your seat belt, OK? Please buckle your seat belt, OK?
1466 00:57:35,180 00:57:37,770 Buckle your seat belt, OK? Buckle your seat belt, OK?
1467 00:57:37,770 00:57:39,800 Buckle your seat belt. Stop it. Buckle your seat belt. Stop it.
1468 00:57:39,800 00:57:40,930 Please stop it. Please stop it.
1469 00:57:40,930 00:57:45,670 Buckle your seat belt. Bu-- goddammit, just-- Buckle your seat belt. Bu-- goddammit, just--
1470 00:57:45,670 00:57:46,400 ow! ow!
1471 00:57:46,400 00:57:47,420 Oh, oh! Oh! Oh, oh! Oh!
1472 00:57:47,420 00:57:48,470 I'm sorry! Did I get you? I'm sorry! Did I get you?
1473 00:57:48,470 00:57:49,680 Ow, ow. No, inside. Ow, ow. No, inside.
1474 00:57:49,680 00:57:50,570 Inside. Inside.
1475 00:57:50,570 00:57:52,120 Inside. Inside.
1476 00:57:52,120 00:57:53,590 No, no more. No, no more.
1477 00:57:53,590 00:57:56,710 No keep your hands in. No keep your hands in.
1478 00:57:56,710 00:57:57,790 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
1479 00:58:00,750 00:58:04,210 No, no, no, no! Let's stay! No, no, no, no! Let's stay!
1480 00:58:04,210 00:58:05,690 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
1481 00:58:05,690 00:58:07,180 No, no, no! No, no, no!
1482 00:58:07,180 00:58:10,160 AMYTHYST: You know, we got this tofurky at the farmers market AMYTHYST: You know, we got this tofurky at the farmers market
1483 00:58:10,160 00:58:12,080 in town. in town.
1484 00:58:12,080 00:58:12,890 SEBASTIAN: Cool. SEBASTIAN: Cool.
1485 00:58:12,890 00:58:16,710 So, you were born "Amythyst" or? So, you were born "Amythyst" or?
1486 00:58:16,710 00:58:19,340 No, actually, my given name is Amy. No, actually, my given name is Amy.
1487 00:58:19,340 00:58:20,410 Oh. Oh.
1488 00:58:20,410 00:58:26,330 That's why I spell it A-M-Y-T-H-Y-S-T That's why I spell it A-M-Y-T-H-Y-S-T
1489 00:58:26,330 00:58:32,600 instead of A-M-E-T-H-Y-S-T. instead of A-M-E-T-H-Y-S-T.
1490 00:58:32,600 00:58:36,200 So, your last name is "Stone." So, your last name is "Stone."
1491 00:58:36,200 00:58:36,980 Yeah. Yeah.
1492 00:58:36,980 00:58:39,710 And you thought that that would be a good idea, to make-- And you thought that that would be a good idea, to make--
1493 00:58:39,710 00:58:41,950 Cabernet, honey? Cabernet, honey?
1494 00:58:41,950 00:58:46,250 I got an amethyst bolo tie from a healer in Santa Fe. I got an amethyst bolo tie from a healer in Santa Fe.
1495 00:58:46,250 00:58:49,620 That's too wild. That's too wild.
1496 00:58:49,620 00:58:51,910 SEBASTIAN: Yeah, that's it. That's all. SEBASTIAN: Yeah, that's it. That's all.
1497 00:58:54,910 00:58:56,440 Honey, I've got some quinoa. Honey, I've got some quinoa.
1498 00:58:56,440 00:58:57,290 It's good. It's good.
1499 00:58:57,290 00:58:59,230 Mom, I actually still don't know what that is. Mom, I actually still don't know what that is.
1500 00:58:59,230 00:59:01,600 It's gluten free and really high in protein. It's gluten free and really high in protein.
1501 00:59:01,600 00:59:02,300 DEB: It is. DEB: It is.
1502 00:59:02,300 00:59:04,490 Is it something that you bake or fry? Is it something that you bake or fry?
1503 00:59:04,490 00:59:05,720 I mean, you fry it? I mean, you fry it?
1504 00:59:05,720 00:59:08,150 If you fry it, then maybe. If you fry it, then maybe.
1505 00:59:08,150 00:59:09,920 I wanted to ask how did you guys meet? I wanted to ask how did you guys meet?
1506 00:59:09,920 00:59:14,420 I don't think I've, she never told me the story, so I-- I don't think I've, she never told me the story, so I--
1507 00:59:14,420 00:59:16,300 AMYTHYST: Well, after college um, AMYTHYST: Well, after college um,
1508 00:59:16,300 00:59:18,710 I bounced around for a few years and started I bounced around for a few years and started
1509 00:59:18,710 00:59:20,480 doing yoga on my own. doing yoga on my own.
1510 00:59:20,480 00:59:21,940 - She does yoga. - Oh cool. - She does yoga. - Oh cool.
1511 00:59:21,940 00:59:23,510 Loves it. Loves it.
1512 00:59:23,510 00:59:27,060 And from there, I got into Deb's podcasts. And from there, I got into Deb's podcasts.
1513 00:59:27,060 00:59:29,840 And then I found out she was living And then I found out she was living
1514 00:59:29,840 00:59:33,300 here, just, like, a block away. here, just, like, a block away.
1515 00:59:33,300 00:59:35,190 Too cosmic. Too cosmic.
1516 00:59:35,190 00:59:40,530 I did a retreat about a year later, and yeah. I did a retreat about a year later, and yeah.
1517 00:59:40,530 00:59:41,230 That's great. That's great.
1518 00:59:41,230 00:59:42,730 I love that story. That's great. I love that story. That's great.
1519 00:59:42,730 00:59:45,080 Isn't it great? - Yeah that's really nice. Isn't it great? - Yeah that's really nice.
1520 00:59:45,080 00:59:46,760 I want to make a toast, to Amythyst I want to make a toast, to Amythyst
1521 00:59:46,760 00:59:48,830 and all our loved ones near and far. and all our loved ones near and far.
1522 00:59:48,830 00:59:49,530 Cheers. Cheers.
1523 00:59:49,530 00:59:50,660 SEBASTIAN: Cheers, to love, right? SEBASTIAN: Cheers, to love, right?
1524 00:59:50,660 00:59:52,990 AMYTHYST: To love. AMYTHYST: To love.
1525 00:59:52,990 00:59:55,990 Super wishing you we're here right now, Dad. Super wishing you we're here right now, Dad.
1526 01:00:01,040 01:00:02,780 Oh, Sabrina, I read your script. Oh, Sabrina, I read your script.
1527 01:00:02,780 01:00:05,660 It's quite wonderful. It's quite wonderful.
1528 01:00:05,660 01:00:07,540 But I was wondering, it's set in Las Vegas, But I was wondering, it's set in Las Vegas,
1529 01:00:07,540 01:00:09,370 why are you shooting it in San Francisco? why are you shooting it in San Francisco?
1530 01:00:09,370 01:00:11,050 I love how you're switching the subject, Mom. I love how you're switching the subject, Mom.
1531 01:00:11,050 01:00:12,260 That's great. That's great.
1532 01:00:12,260 01:00:13,470 I have to pee. Real. I have to pee. Real.
1533 01:00:13,470 01:00:14,170 SEBASTIAN: Sabrina-- SEBASTIAN: Sabrina--
1534 01:00:18,050 01:00:19,660 Uh, do you know what we've been watching? Uh, do you know what we've been watching?
1535 01:00:19,660 01:00:20,390 "Bad to the Bone." "Bad to the Bone."
1536 01:00:20,390 01:00:21,350 AMYTHYST: Yeah, it's so good. AMYTHYST: Yeah, it's so good.
1537 01:00:21,350 01:00:22,110 It's bad. It's bad.
1538 01:00:22,110 01:00:22,810 That's very sweet. That's very sweet.
1539 01:00:22,810 01:00:25,330 And, and, there's um, there's not. And, and, there's um, there's not.
1540 01:00:25,330 01:00:26,530 There's no bones. There's no bones.
1541 01:00:26,530 01:00:28,420 It's been, um. It's been, um.
1542 01:00:28,420 01:00:29,980 Can you excuse me for one second? Can you excuse me for one second?
1543 01:00:35,710 01:00:38,220 Do you eat each little individual quinoa Do you eat each little individual quinoa
1544 01:00:38,220 01:00:44,770 or do you do, like a whole big bite of all the quinoa or do you do, like a whole big bite of all the quinoa
1545 01:00:44,770 01:00:45,470 together? together?
1546 01:00:51,480 01:00:52,820 Sabrina. Sabrina.
1547 01:00:52,820 01:00:54,100 Not in the mood. Not in the mood.
1548 01:01:06,000 01:01:08,490 Good night, baby. Good night, baby.
1549 01:01:08,490 01:01:09,960 Bye, thanks, sweetie. Bye, thanks, sweetie.
1550 01:01:09,960 01:01:13,190 IZZY: Ew, Mom. IZZY: Ew, Mom.
1551 01:01:13,190 01:01:13,890 You, too? You, too?
1552 01:01:13,890 01:01:15,720 Mom, I'm kidding. Mom, I'm kidding.
1553 01:01:15,720 01:01:17,040 Well your sister isn't. Well your sister isn't.
1554 01:01:17,040 01:01:19,260 Dude, why is she being such a honey badger? Dude, why is she being such a honey badger?
1555 01:01:19,260 01:01:21,450 I don't know. I don't know.
1556 01:01:21,450 01:01:23,460 Maybe because she treasured her father Maybe because she treasured her father
1557 01:01:23,460 01:01:25,380 and he loved her the most. and he loved her the most.
1558 01:01:25,380 01:01:28,800 And, you know it's kind of like when you're the teacher's And, you know it's kind of like when you're the teacher's
1559 01:01:28,800 01:01:29,980 favorite in third grade. favorite in third grade.
1560 01:01:29,980 01:01:31,650 And then in fourth grade, shit gets real. And then in fourth grade, shit gets real.
1561 01:01:31,650 01:01:35,570 Like you, just lost an ally? Like you, just lost an ally?
1562 01:01:35,570 01:01:36,570 I don't know. I don't know.
1563 01:01:40,560 01:01:42,590 I'm not going to tell Sabrina. I'm not going to tell Sabrina.
1564 01:01:42,590 01:01:44,720 About Dad? About Dad?
1565 01:01:44,720 01:01:47,430 Are you? Are you?
1566 01:01:47,430 01:01:48,380 No. No.
1567 01:01:52,170 01:01:54,750 So, we're hitting the slopes tomorrow. So, we're hitting the slopes tomorrow.
1568 01:01:54,750 01:01:56,600 Are you coming? Are you coming?
1569 01:01:56,600 01:01:58,530 Totes hilare, Debra. Totes hilare, Debra.
1570 01:01:58,530 01:01:59,530 Vee-vee funny. Vee-vee funny.
1571 01:01:59,530 01:02:01,360 XO, XO, your super athletic child. XO, XO, your super athletic child.
1572 01:02:01,360 01:02:02,060 Bring it in. Bring it in.
1573 01:02:05,330 01:02:07,370 I'm so tired. Will you do the dishes, please? I'm so tired. Will you do the dishes, please?
1574 01:02:07,370 01:02:08,170 You finish. You finish.
1575 01:02:08,170 01:02:09,200 I can't take it. I can't take it.
1576 01:02:09,200 01:02:10,610 OK, I got it, here. OK, I got it, here.
1577 01:02:10,610 01:02:11,310 Thanks. Thanks.
1578 01:02:13,950 01:02:15,420 Hey, Mom? Hey, Mom?
1579 01:02:15,420 01:02:17,220 Hm? Hm?
1580 01:02:17,220 01:02:18,420 You seem happy. You seem happy.
1581 01:02:24,590 01:02:26,070 That makes me really happy. That makes me really happy.
1582 01:02:30,190 01:02:31,200 SEBASTIAN: Woo! It's snowing! SEBASTIAN: Woo! It's snowing!
1583 01:02:31,200 01:02:33,390 You know, Amythyst, this is steeper than I remember. You know, Amythyst, this is steeper than I remember.
1584 01:02:33,390 01:02:34,980 Yo, peeps? Yo, peeps?
1585 01:02:34,980 01:02:35,910 Mom? Mom?
1586 01:02:35,910 01:02:38,490 I didn't actually think that we were going skiing. I didn't actually think that we were going skiing.
1587 01:02:38,490 01:02:40,680 Honey, you went skiing all the time when you were a kid. Honey, you went skiing all the time when you were a kid.
1588 01:02:40,680 01:02:42,420 It's like riding a bike, right you guys? It's like riding a bike, right you guys?
1589 01:02:42,420 01:02:43,520 - Totally. - Yeah. - Totally. - Yeah.
1590 01:02:43,520 01:02:44,550 - Not really. - All right! - Not really. - All right!
1591 01:02:44,550 01:02:47,800 Try to keep up suckers! Try to keep up suckers!
1592 01:02:47,800 01:02:48,770 AMYTHYST: See you down there! AMYTHYST: See you down there!
1593 01:02:48,770 01:02:51,940 Will you stay with me? Will you stay with me?
1594 01:02:51,940 01:02:53,660 Absolutely. Absolutely.
1595 01:02:53,660 01:02:56,860 Let Sebastian be responsible for "Amy-thyst's" deadly Let Sebastian be responsible for "Amy-thyst's" deadly
1596 01:02:56,860 01:02:58,940 pine tree collision. pine tree collision.
1597 01:02:58,940 01:03:00,240 You kids go on ahead. You kids go on ahead.
1598 01:03:00,240 01:03:01,010 You guys good to ski? You guys good to ski?
1599 01:03:01,010 01:03:03,080 One hundred percent! One hundred percent!
1600 01:03:03,080 01:03:04,230 No I don't ski-- No I don't ski--
1601 01:03:04,230 01:03:06,050 I do not ski. - Let's do it! I do not ski. - Let's do it!
1602 01:03:06,050 01:03:06,840 Bye, guys. Bye, guys.
1603 01:03:06,840 01:03:08,980 All right, you ready? Go! All right, you ready? Go!
1604 01:03:08,980 01:03:11,230 - Not ready at all, actually. - That's not. - Not ready at all, actually. - That's not.
1605 01:03:11,230 01:03:13,230 All right. - (SCREAMS) All right. - (SCREAMS)
1606 01:03:13,230 01:03:14,250 Oh my god. Oh my god.
1607 01:03:14,250 01:03:16,310 Grab my, grab my pole? Grab my, grab my pole?
1608 01:03:16,310 01:03:19,970 (GROANS) No. That's not the way. (GROANS) No. That's not the way.
1609 01:03:19,970 01:03:20,670 You know? You know?
1610 01:03:20,670 01:03:23,350 I feel like that's, that's not the way up. I feel like that's, that's not the way up.
1611 01:03:23,350 01:03:24,560 Maybe this is-- - Oh, oh! Maybe this is-- - Oh, oh!
1612 01:03:24,560 01:03:25,260 OK! OK!
1613 01:03:25,260 01:03:26,070 OK, look at my skis. OK, look at my skis.
1614 01:03:26,070 01:03:27,860 You want to do a French fry. You want to do a French fry.
1615 01:03:27,860 01:03:29,790 And you want to go, pizza! And you want to go, pizza!
1616 01:03:29,790 01:03:32,850 French fry, Izzy? French fry, Izzy?
1617 01:03:32,850 01:03:34,830 - Yeah. - Izzy. - Yeah. - Izzy.
1618 01:03:34,830 01:03:36,400 Izzy. French fry. Izzy. French fry.
1619 01:03:36,400 01:03:37,700 Fr- pizza. Fr- pizza.
1620 01:03:37,700 01:03:40,030 So what happened there is, is that you didn't do pizza. So what happened there is, is that you didn't do pizza.
1621 01:03:40,030 01:03:41,660 You just kept French frying. You just kept French frying.
1622 01:03:41,660 01:03:43,340 You don't know how to do this, do you? You don't know how to do this, do you?
1623 01:03:43,340 01:03:45,680 I'm a world champion skier, Sabrina. I'm a world champion skier, Sabrina.
1624 01:03:45,680 01:03:48,040 Obviously, I know. (YELLING) I just told everyone, like, Obviously, I know. (YELLING) I just told everyone, like,
1625 01:03:48,040 01:03:49,540 97 times, I don't know how! 97 times, I don't know how!
1626 01:03:49,540 01:03:51,780 Where's the best place to learn how to ski? Where's the best place to learn how to ski?
1627 01:03:51,780 01:03:53,080 On the top of a double-black diamond! On the top of a double-black diamond!
1628 01:03:53,080 01:03:55,100 We can do this. - I can't get down this hill. We can do this. - I can't get down this hill.
1629 01:03:55,100 01:03:55,800 Ma'am, are you OK? Ma'am, are you OK?
1630 01:03:55,800 01:03:57,170 Huh? Huh?
1631 01:03:57,170 01:03:58,700 We're fine sir, thank you. We're fine sir, thank you.
1632 01:03:58,700 01:04:01,520 Oh no, nope, no. Oh no, nope, no.
1633 01:04:01,520 01:04:02,660 Not OK. Not OK.
1634 01:04:02,660 01:04:04,280 I've been a participant in the Downhill I've been a participant in the Downhill
1635 01:04:04,280 01:04:06,110 for Down Syndrome Celebrity Charity event for Down Syndrome Celebrity Charity event
1636 01:04:06,110 01:04:07,140 the last few years. the last few years.
1637 01:04:07,140 01:04:08,040 We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
1638 01:04:08,040 01:04:08,870 Are you sure you're OK? Are you sure you're OK?
1639 01:04:08,870 01:04:10,750 I'm required to take anyone down that's in pain. I'm required to take anyone down that's in pain.
1640 01:04:10,750 01:04:11,840 Yeah. Huge pain. Yeah. Huge pain.
1641 01:04:11,840 01:04:14,830 All over pain. All over pain.
1642 01:04:14,830 01:04:17,060 All. All.
1643 01:04:17,060 01:04:18,530 - Are you guys sisters? - Yeah. - Are you guys sisters? - Yeah.
1644 01:04:18,530 01:04:19,850 We were sisters. We were sisters.
1645 01:04:19,850 01:04:21,600 Good luck to both of you. Good luck to both of you.
1646 01:04:30,420 01:04:34,210 - I'm Mikey. - Mikey McCarthy. - I'm Mikey. - Mikey McCarthy.
1647 01:04:34,210 01:04:34,930 No, Mikey McGowan. No, Mikey McGowan.
1648 01:04:34,930 01:04:36,430 How'd you get so close? How'd you get so close?
1649 01:04:36,430 01:04:37,580 You know, it's a funny thing. You know, it's a funny thing.
1650 01:04:37,580 01:04:41,290 I actually barter psychic information for 100% I actually barter psychic information for 100%
1651 01:04:41,290 01:04:44,960 guaranteed mountain removal. Yeah! guaranteed mountain removal. Yeah!
1652 01:04:44,960 01:04:46,860 Woo! Woo!
1653 01:04:46,860 01:04:47,820 Woo hoo hoo! Woo hoo hoo!
1654 01:04:47,820 01:04:48,770 Classy. Classy.
1655 01:04:48,770 01:04:49,730 Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
1656 01:04:49,730 01:04:51,630 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
1657 01:04:51,630 01:04:54,110 Smooth moves! Smooth moves!
1658 01:04:54,110 01:04:58,100 I bet you get a lot of girls on their backs every day. I bet you get a lot of girls on their backs every day.
1659 01:04:58,100 01:04:59,760 I'll work on that one some more. I'll work on that one some more.
1660 01:04:59,760 01:05:01,360 (TO RADIO) Yeah, can I get a gurney down here? (TO RADIO) Yeah, can I get a gurney down here?
1661 01:05:01,360 01:05:02,520 Whoa, gurney? Geez, no. Whoa, gurney? Geez, no.
1662 01:05:02,520 01:05:03,220 I'm fine. I'm fine.
1663 01:05:03,220 01:05:04,320 MAN ON RADIO: What's that, Mikey? MAN ON RADIO: What's that, Mikey?
1664 01:05:04,320 01:05:05,830 Seriously, I'm good. Seriously, I'm good.
1665 01:05:05,830 01:05:07,230 - It's protocol. - N, n, no! - It's protocol. - N, n, no!
1666 01:05:07,230 01:05:08,890 Search, I've got a deep seeded fear of gurneys. Search, I've got a deep seeded fear of gurneys.
1667 01:05:08,890 01:05:10,260 A phobia, really, that and sheets. A phobia, really, that and sheets.
1668 01:05:13,300 01:05:14,220 Sheets? Sheets?
1669 01:05:14,220 01:05:15,180 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
1670 01:05:15,180 01:05:16,460 Sheets. Sheets.
1671 01:05:16,460 01:05:18,200 (TO RADIO) I'll call you back. MAN ON RADIO: All right. (TO RADIO) I'll call you back. MAN ON RADIO: All right.
1672 01:05:18,200 01:05:19,850 Maybe a beer at some point would persuade you Maybe a beer at some point would persuade you
1673 01:05:19,850 01:05:20,820 to take me out of this thing? to take me out of this thing?
1674 01:05:20,820 01:05:23,150 I feel like the Michelin Man dressed as the world's I feel like the Michelin Man dressed as the world's
1675 01:05:23,150 01:05:25,870 largest banana split. largest banana split.
1676 01:05:25,870 01:05:27,370 Thank you. Thank you.
1677 01:05:27,370 01:05:28,460 Bridgetender Tavern. Bridgetender Tavern.
1678 01:05:28,460 01:05:29,510 When? When?
1679 01:05:29,510 01:05:30,920 Tonight. Tonight.
1680 01:05:30,920 01:05:31,790 OK, where? OK, where?
1681 01:05:35,370 01:05:36,440 It's off the old service road. It's off the old service road.
1682 01:05:36,440 01:05:38,440 OK. OK.
1683 01:05:38,440 01:05:41,270 - What's your name? - You have to guess. - What's your name? - You have to guess.
1684 01:05:43,870 01:05:45,150 Now you're just being irrational. Now you're just being irrational.
1685 01:05:45,150 01:05:47,220 This is completely irrational behavior. This is completely irrational behavior.
1686 01:05:47,220 01:05:48,720 Why are you being so nice to her? Why are you being so nice to her?
1687 01:05:48,720 01:05:50,730 I'm not being-- she hasn't done anything wrong. I'm not being-- she hasn't done anything wrong.
1688 01:05:50,730 01:05:52,230 SABRINA: What the fuck are you talking about? SABRINA: What the fuck are you talking about?
1689 01:05:52,230 01:05:54,510 She literally ruined everything that my mother She literally ruined everything that my mother
1690 01:05:54,510 01:05:55,310 ever had with my father. ever had with my father.
1691 01:05:55,310 01:05:56,410 SEBASTIAN: Your father's accident SEBASTIAN: Your father's accident
1692 01:05:56,410 01:05:57,240 happened four years ago. happened four years ago.
1693 01:05:57,240 01:05:58,920 And your mother wants to be happy. And your mother wants to be happy.
1694 01:05:58,920 01:06:00,330 And Amythyst makes her happy. And Amythyst makes her happy.
1695 01:06:00,330 01:06:01,920 SABRINA: OK, no, I get it. SABRINA: OK, no, I get it.
1696 01:06:01,920 01:06:02,680 You think she's cute. You think she's cute.
1697 01:06:02,680 01:06:04,410 You think I didn't see that you liked your Instagram You think I didn't see that you liked your Instagram
1698 01:06:04,410 01:06:05,130 picture last night? picture last night?
1699 01:06:05,130 01:06:06,660 I, I liked her Instagram picture because it I, I liked her Instagram picture because it
1700 01:06:06,660 01:06:07,500 was a picture of her-- was a picture of her--
1701 01:06:07,500 01:06:08,490 At 10:36 PM-- At 10:36 PM--
1702 01:06:08,490 01:06:09,590 --and your mother. --and your mother.
1703 01:06:09,590 01:06:10,750 Quite a late time to be looking Quite a late time to be looking
1704 01:06:10,750 01:06:11,550 at Amythyst's Instagram. at Amythyst's Instagram.
1705 01:06:11,550 01:06:12,660 They're in a relationship. They're in a relationship.
1706 01:06:12,660 01:06:16,290 If anyone is guilty of outside interest in this relationship, If anyone is guilty of outside interest in this relationship,
1707 01:06:16,290 01:06:19,490 it's you with your never ending tacky fucking publicity stunts it's you with your never ending tacky fucking publicity stunts
1708 01:06:19,490 01:06:20,250 that you're doing-- that you're doing--
1709 01:06:20,250 01:06:22,480 Um, hi. Um, hi.
1710 01:06:22,480 01:06:23,370 Hi, Izzy. Hi, Izzy.
1711 01:06:23,370 01:06:25,320 Can you, just, not now, please. Can you, just, not now, please.
1712 01:06:25,320 01:06:29,220 So the guy that took me down the mountain, I, I promised him So the guy that took me down the mountain, I, I promised him
1713 01:06:29,220 01:06:32,070 that I'd buy him a beer at Ye Old Shenanigans, something that I'd buy him a beer at Ye Old Shenanigans, something
1714 01:06:32,070 01:06:36,190 or other. Anyway, you guys want to come? or other. Anyway, you guys want to come?
1715 01:06:36,190 01:06:38,170 - No. - No. - No. - No.
1716 01:06:38,170 01:06:39,860 OK. Let me try that again. OK. Let me try that again.
1717 01:06:39,860 01:06:42,110 Um, I actually need you to go with me on the off chance Um, I actually need you to go with me on the off chance
1718 01:06:42,110 01:06:44,330 that this is one of those, like, Nightline, that this is one of those, like, Nightline,
1719 01:06:44,330 01:06:48,940 Craigslist-y type situations. Craigslist-y type situations.
1720 01:06:48,940 01:06:50,110 So what do you need, like 45-- So what do you need, like 45--
1721 01:06:50,110 01:06:51,060 It's a winter boot. It's a winter boot.
1722 01:06:51,060 01:06:52,880 It's a winter boot, honey, it takes a lot. It's a winter boot, honey, it takes a lot.
1723 01:06:52,880 01:06:54,050 Forty-nine, 49. Forty-nine, 49.
1724 01:06:54,050 01:06:56,070 All right, why don't we give him a fucking hour All right, why don't we give him a fucking hour
1725 01:06:56,070 01:06:57,600 to get his shoes on. - Hooks. to get his shoes on. - Hooks.
1726 01:06:57,600 01:07:00,540 It's got a lot of hooks. It's got a lot of hooks.
1727 01:07:00,540 01:07:02,190 I'm just asking, are you guys OK? I'm just asking, are you guys OK?
1728 01:07:02,190 01:07:03,210 Yes, we're OK. Yes, we're OK.
1729 01:07:03,210 01:07:05,760 Four years, we're always OK. Four years, we're always OK.
1730 01:07:05,760 01:07:07,960 Hey, where'd Mom and that precious gem run off to? Hey, where'd Mom and that precious gem run off to?
1731 01:07:07,960 01:07:10,310 I don't know, some exclusive holiday party, apparently. I don't know, some exclusive holiday party, apparently.
1732 01:07:10,310 01:07:11,410 Yeah, I new that was going to-- Yeah, I new that was going to--
1733 01:07:11,410 01:07:13,240 I skipped a loop, OK? I skipped a loop, OK?
1734 01:07:13,240 01:07:14,390 Let's go. Let's go.
1735 01:07:14,390 01:07:17,180 In, in, thank you. [MUSIC PLAYING] In, in, thank you. [MUSIC PLAYING]
1736 01:07:17,180 01:07:18,810 Oh, there's people here. Oh, there's people here.
1737 01:07:18,810 01:07:20,050 Potentially might live tonight. Potentially might live tonight.
1738 01:07:20,050 01:07:21,240 Oh, this is it. This is the party. Oh, this is it. This is the party.
1739 01:07:21,240 01:07:22,700 That's your mom. - Oh! That's your mom. - Oh!
1740 01:07:22,700 01:07:24,650 Woo! Woo!
1741 01:07:24,650 01:07:26,120 No, no, no. No, no, no.
1742 01:07:26,120 01:07:29,560 This is unacceptable. Mom? This is unacceptable. Mom?
1743 01:07:29,560 01:07:31,230 Mom! What are you doing? Mom! What are you doing?
1744 01:07:31,230 01:07:33,170 Woo! Woo!
1745 01:07:33,170 01:07:34,420 ALL: Shot! Shot! ALL: Shot! Shot!
1746 01:07:34,420 01:07:35,870 Shot! - No shots! Shot! - No shots!
1747 01:07:35,870 01:07:37,060 No, no, no, no shots. No. No, no, no, no shots. No.
1748 01:07:37,060 01:07:40,580 No shots. - She doesn't want it. No shots. - She doesn't want it.
1749 01:07:40,580 01:07:41,510 I don't like it. I don't like it.
1750 01:07:41,510 01:07:44,710 And I don't want it. - Hey, you guys. And I don't want it. - Hey, you guys.
1751 01:07:44,710 01:07:46,000 It's nice to see you. It's nice to see you.
1752 01:07:46,000 01:07:47,330 I didn't know you were going to be here. I didn't know you were going to be here.
1753 01:07:47,330 01:07:49,130 I didn't know you were going to be here, either. I didn't know you were going to be here, either.
1754 01:07:49,130 01:07:50,740 I'm so sorry you got here so late. I'm so sorry you got here so late.
1755 01:07:50,740 01:07:52,650 I have to go, I have a 7:30 class. I have to go, I have a 7:30 class.
1756 01:07:52,650 01:07:55,240 The hot toddies are two for one in five minutes. The hot toddies are two for one in five minutes.
1757 01:07:55,240 01:07:58,180 Oh, I'll be fine. Oh, I'll be fine.
1758 01:07:58,180 01:07:59,020 MIKEY: Hey, guys. MIKEY: Hey, guys.
1759 01:07:59,020 01:08:00,730 Oh my god, you guys, this is Mikey. Oh my god, you guys, this is Mikey.
1760 01:08:00,730 01:08:01,830 SEBASTIAN: Mikey, the rescue man. SEBASTIAN: Mikey, the rescue man.
1761 01:08:01,830 01:08:03,940 She told us she could ski, but apparently-- She told us she could ski, but apparently--
1762 01:08:03,940 01:08:05,540 No, I literally never said that. No, I literally never said that.
1763 01:08:05,540 01:08:06,860 DEB: Yes you did. DEB: Yes you did.
1764 01:08:06,860 01:08:09,310 You said you could ski. You said you could ski.
1765 01:08:09,310 01:08:10,780 Mikey, thanks for getting her down the hill. Mikey, thanks for getting her down the hill.
1766 01:08:10,780 01:08:12,460 - Thank you. - OK. - Thank you. - OK.
1767 01:08:12,460 01:08:13,880 I'm going to come with you, Mom. I'm going to come with you, Mom.
1768 01:08:13,880 01:08:14,840 Honey, honey. Honey, honey.
1769 01:08:14,840 01:08:19,310 Look, I know you're mad and I know that I'm mad. Look, I know you're mad and I know that I'm mad.
1770 01:08:19,310 01:08:21,230 You're mad, yeah. You're mad, yeah.
1771 01:08:21,230 01:08:22,210 I don't fight, OK. I don't fight, OK.
1772 01:08:22,210 01:08:24,130 Look at me, I don't want to fight. Look at me, I don't want to fight.
1773 01:08:24,130 01:08:25,800 I should have been more sensitive about your dad-- I should have been more sensitive about your dad--
1774 01:08:25,800 01:08:27,540 You really should of. You really should of.
1775 01:08:27,540 01:08:30,470 Hey, come here, come here, come here. Hey, come here, come here, come here.
1776 01:08:30,470 01:08:31,180 For your troubles. For your troubles.
1777 01:08:31,180 01:08:31,880 Thank you. Thank you.
1778 01:08:31,880 01:08:33,360 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1779 01:08:51,920 01:08:52,620 Whoa. Whoa.
1780 01:08:52,620 01:08:56,470 It's cool that you save lives, man. It's cool that you save lives, man.
1781 01:08:56,470 01:08:57,170 Yeah. Yeah.
1782 01:08:57,170 01:08:58,230 I've played people, please. I've played people, please.
1783 01:08:58,230 01:08:59,740 She plays save lives? She plays save lives?
1784 01:08:59,740 01:09:02,240 Come again? Come again?
1785 01:09:02,240 01:09:03,230 You know. You know.
1786 01:09:03,230 01:09:05,420 You fucking know. You fucking know.
1787 01:09:05,420 01:09:07,660 I can live with that. I can live with that.
1788 01:09:07,660 01:09:08,580 SEBASTIAN: Whoa, fuck. SEBASTIAN: Whoa, fuck.
1789 01:09:08,580 01:09:11,600 I'm sorry that my sister is giving you such a hard time. I'm sorry that my sister is giving you such a hard time.
1790 01:09:11,600 01:09:13,780 I think that you're super duper nice. I think that you're super duper nice.
1791 01:09:13,780 01:09:14,660 I know. I know.
1792 01:09:14,660 01:09:18,410 I'm, like, really trying to meditate through this. I'm, like, really trying to meditate through this.
1793 01:09:18,410 01:09:22,570 But it does make me, like, super duper sad. But it does make me, like, super duper sad.
1794 01:09:22,570 01:09:25,450 For sure, bring it in, OK. For sure, bring it in, OK.
1795 01:09:25,450 01:09:29,210 That's, loving. That's, loving.
1796 01:09:29,210 01:09:30,340 That's a lot of emotion. That's a lot of emotion.
1797 01:09:30,340 01:09:31,940 Don't-- have a Tums. Don't-- have a Tums.
1798 01:09:31,940 01:09:36,170 Tums is, Tums helps with everything. Tums is, Tums helps with everything.
1799 01:09:36,170 01:09:38,150 Uh, Amythyst, catch you on the flip side. Uh, Amythyst, catch you on the flip side.
1800 01:09:38,150 01:09:39,410 Peace out, Girl Scout. Peace out, Girl Scout.
1801 01:09:43,650 01:09:44,780 They're going somewhere, I think They're going somewhere, I think
1802 01:09:44,780 01:09:46,320 they're going to have sex. they're going to have sex.
1803 01:09:46,320 01:09:47,480 I hope so. I hope so.
1804 01:09:47,480 01:09:48,980 I think, I think they're going to have sex. I think, I think they're going to have sex.
1805 01:09:48,980 01:09:50,310 - Is that good? - They could. - Is that good? - They could.
1806 01:09:50,310 01:09:51,030 They could do it. They could do it.
1807 01:09:51,030 01:09:52,520 It's a free country. It's a free country.
1808 01:09:52,520 01:09:54,320 Is that the bolo tie you told me about? Is that the bolo tie you told me about?
1809 01:09:54,320 01:09:55,210 Mm hm. Mm hm.
1810 01:09:55,210 01:09:57,240 That's so crazy. That's so crazy.
1811 01:09:57,240 01:09:58,700 Bethany. Bethany.
1812 01:09:58,700 01:10:01,850 No, no. No. No, no. No.
1813 01:10:01,850 01:10:02,780 Tammy. Tammy.
1814 01:10:02,780 01:10:03,630 Tammy! Tammy!
1815 01:10:03,630 01:10:05,410 Yeah, a little rough, Tammy's a little rough. Yeah, a little rough, Tammy's a little rough.
1816 01:10:05,410 01:10:11,010 I'm from Los Angeles, not, like, Tacoma, Washington. I'm from Los Angeles, not, like, Tacoma, Washington.
1817 01:10:11,010 01:10:11,840 Just tell me your name. Just tell me your name.
1818 01:10:11,840 01:10:13,560 I can't tell you. I can't tell you.
1819 01:10:13,560 01:10:14,570 Is it Britney? Is it Britney?
1820 01:10:14,570 01:10:16,030 Like Britney Spears? Like Britney Spears?
1821 01:10:16,030 01:10:16,960 Yes! Yes!
1822 01:10:16,960 01:10:18,830 You know I'm a Britney fan. You know I'm a Britney fan.
1823 01:10:18,830 01:10:20,230 Oh, oh god! Oh! Oh, oh god! Oh!
1824 01:10:22,810 01:10:24,190 How about, Dana? How about, Dana?
1825 01:10:24,190 01:10:26,030 Dana? Dana?
1826 01:10:26,030 01:10:28,260 Like Dana Scully? Like Dana Scully?
1827 01:10:28,260 01:10:31,380 How'd you know I'm an X Files fan? How'd you know I'm an X Files fan?
1828 01:10:31,380 01:10:33,350 I barter psychic information, too. I barter psychic information, too.
1829 01:10:33,350 01:10:36,330 [BOTH LAUGHING] [BOTH LAUGHING]
1830 01:10:38,820 01:10:39,530 OK. OK.
1831 01:10:39,530 01:10:40,490 This time, I'm going to go. This time, I'm going to go.
1832 01:10:40,490 01:10:42,010 I'm going to go this time. I'm going to go this time.
1833 01:10:42,010 01:10:44,720 Don't, come on, don't leave. Don't, come on, don't leave.
1834 01:10:44,720 01:10:47,180 You're being very dramatic for having met me yesterday. You're being very dramatic for having met me yesterday.
1835 01:10:50,610 01:10:53,650 I'm Izzy. I'm Izzy.
1836 01:10:53,650 01:10:57,140 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
1837 01:10:58,640 01:11:00,130 MIKEY: Have a good one! MIKEY: Have a good one!
1838 01:11:30,070 01:11:31,500 Hey, Seb. Hey, Seb.
1839 01:11:31,500 01:11:32,200 Hey. Hey.
1840 01:11:32,200 01:11:33,730 What's up? What's up?
1841 01:11:33,730 01:11:34,540 Nothing, just-- Nothing, just--
1842 01:11:34,540 01:11:36,330 Did you sleep at Amythyst's last night? Did you sleep at Amythyst's last night?
1843 01:11:36,330 01:11:37,030 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
1844 01:11:37,030 01:11:38,650 Yeah I just passed out on the couch. Yeah I just passed out on the couch.
1845 01:11:38,650 01:11:40,800 Cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool.
1846 01:11:40,800 01:11:43,180 Hey, you guys are up early today. Hey, you guys are up early today.
1847 01:11:43,180 01:11:44,100 Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
1848 01:11:44,100 01:11:46,480 I chit chatted all night with Search and Rescue guy. I chit chatted all night with Search and Rescue guy.
1849 01:11:46,480 01:11:48,010 Seb crashed at Amythyst's. Seb crashed at Amythyst's.
1850 01:11:48,010 01:11:50,490 - Oh, well that was nice of her. - Yeah. - Oh, well that was nice of her. - Yeah.
1851 01:11:50,490 01:11:51,280 Yeah. Yeah.
1852 01:11:51,280 01:11:52,270 Hi, hon. Hi, hon.
1853 01:11:55,240 01:11:56,480 Dude. Dude.
1854 01:11:56,480 01:11:57,770 You look so wrecked. You look so wrecked.
1855 01:11:57,770 01:12:00,030 On a scale from one to hung over, how hung over are you? On a scale from one to hung over, how hung over are you?
1856 01:12:00,030 01:12:02,590 Really. Really.
1857 01:12:02,590 01:12:05,350 We slept together last night. We slept together last night.
1858 01:12:05,350 01:12:07,470 IZZY: Oh, snap. IZZY: Oh, snap.
1859 01:12:07,470 01:12:10,200 Are you kidding me, right now? Are you kidding me, right now?
1860 01:12:10,200 01:12:10,950 We did. We did.
1861 01:12:10,950 01:12:14,760 You slept with my daughter's boyfriend? You slept with my daughter's boyfriend?
1862 01:12:14,760 01:12:16,120 We were both so drunk. We were both so drunk.
1863 01:12:16,120 01:12:18,690 And I haven't been straight since I met you, Deb. And I haven't been straight since I met you, Deb.
1864 01:12:18,690 01:12:19,680 But I've been wondering-- But I've been wondering--
1865 01:12:19,680 01:12:21,270 I'm sorry, you fucked him? I'm sorry, you fucked him?
1866 01:12:21,270 01:12:22,920 Are you fucking me right now? Are you fucking me right now?
1867 01:12:22,920 01:12:25,290 Taking back the super duper nice comment, right now. Taking back the super duper nice comment, right now.
1868 01:12:25,290 01:12:28,080 - You could be my mother-in-law. - She's right. - You could be my mother-in-law. - She's right.
1869 01:12:28,080 01:12:29,970 You could be her mother-in-law! You could be her mother-in-law!
1870 01:12:29,970 01:12:30,900 Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
1871 01:12:30,900 01:12:32,430 Deb, I don't remember exactly what happened. Deb, I don't remember exactly what happened.
1872 01:12:32,430 01:12:34,530 Did you put your penis in her vagina? Did you put your penis in her vagina?
1873 01:12:34,530 01:12:35,480 Mom! Mom!
1874 01:12:35,480 01:12:36,430 Mom! Mom!
1875 01:12:36,430 01:12:37,380 No! No!
1876 01:12:37,380 01:12:38,830 What did you expect, Sabrina? What did you expect, Sabrina?
1877 01:12:38,830 01:12:40,230 Look at this shit. Look at it! Look at this shit. Look at it!
1878 01:12:40,230 01:12:42,060 How am I supposed to? How am I supposed to?
1879 01:12:42,060 01:12:43,030 You fucked Zac, right? You fucked Zac, right?
1880 01:12:43,030 01:12:43,920 You must have fucked him. You must have fucked him.
1881 01:12:43,920 01:12:45,240 Or you fucked someone else. Or you fucked someone else.
1882 01:12:45,240 01:12:46,510 Or you just got lonely on the road, Or you just got lonely on the road,
1883 01:12:46,510 01:12:48,240 because ever since you got back, you've been pushing because ever since you got back, you've been pushing
1884 01:12:48,240 01:12:49,350 me away little by little. me away little by little.
1885 01:12:49,350 01:12:51,030 And you don't push away someone that you love. And you don't push away someone that you love.
1886 01:12:51,030 01:12:52,140 Unless you want out. Unless you want out.
1887 01:12:52,140 01:12:54,820 Unless you fucked up first. Unless you fucked up first.
1888 01:12:54,820 01:12:56,430 IZZY: Uh, to be fair, Sabrina. IZZY: Uh, to be fair, Sabrina.
1889 01:12:56,430 01:12:58,700 You know, I think that maybe you drove him-- You know, I think that maybe you drove him--
1890 01:12:58,700 01:13:02,710 - Izzy-- - [CROSSTALK] - Izzy-- - [CROSSTALK]
1891 01:13:04,820 01:13:06,540 Wait, so let me get this straight. Wait, so let me get this straight.
1892 01:13:06,540 01:13:09,210 So you did this to get back at me for something So you did this to get back at me for something
1893 01:13:09,210 01:13:11,340 that I, never did. Is that correct? that I, never did. Is that correct?
1894 01:13:11,340 01:13:13,530 This is as much my fault as it is his. This is as much my fault as it is his.
1895 01:13:13,530 01:13:14,850 Dude, fucking right it is. Dude, fucking right it is.
1896 01:13:14,850 01:13:16,460 Dude, really? Dude, really?
1897 01:13:16,460 01:13:20,320 You're a real home-wrecker, you know that "Amy-thyst?" You're a real home-wrecker, you know that "Amy-thyst?"
1898 01:13:20,320 01:13:22,070 (SNIFFS) (SNIFFS)
1899 01:13:22,070 01:13:23,930 That's right, I said it. That's right, I said it.
1900 01:13:23,930 01:13:30,000 Because your real dumb name is Amy. Because your real dumb name is Amy.
1901 01:13:30,000 01:13:31,930 You turned my mother into a dyke. You turned my mother into a dyke.
1902 01:13:31,930 01:13:33,300 And then you decided, "Oh, you know what? And then you decided, "Oh, you know what?
1903 01:13:33,300 01:13:34,730 I want to go have some non-dyke-y fun" with I want to go have some non-dyke-y fun" with
1904 01:13:34,730 01:13:36,670 my boyfriend for the holidays." - No, Sabrina. my boyfriend for the holidays." - No, Sabrina.
1905 01:13:36,670 01:13:39,040 I actually do think that I am gay. I actually do think that I am gay.
1906 01:13:39,040 01:13:41,700 This whole thing has been very clarifying for me. This whole thing has been very clarifying for me.
1907 01:13:41,700 01:13:44,050 And, no offense, Sebastian, but now And, no offense, Sebastian, but now
1908 01:13:44,050 01:13:48,420 that I'm not blackout drunk, I'm endlessly un-attracted to you. that I'm not blackout drunk, I'm endlessly un-attracted to you.
1909 01:13:48,420 01:13:49,320 IZZY: Mazel, mazel. IZZY: Mazel, mazel.
1910 01:13:49,320 01:13:51,850 The best way to get clarity, hands down. The best way to get clarity, hands down.
1911 01:13:51,850 01:13:53,910 SEBASTIAN: There you go, Izzy Klein, being funny. SEBASTIAN: There you go, Izzy Klein, being funny.
1912 01:13:53,910 01:13:55,380 I mean, no one's even going to stay with you I mean, no one's even going to stay with you
1913 01:13:55,380 01:13:56,340 long enough to cheat on you. long enough to cheat on you.
1914 01:13:56,340 01:13:57,840 Um, OK. Um, OK.
1915 01:13:57,840 01:13:59,220 You know what, dick? You know what, dick?
1916 01:13:59,220 01:14:03,270 I have not got the time to listen to you assholes I have not got the time to listen to you assholes
1917 01:14:03,270 01:14:04,830 hurling insults at each other. hurling insults at each other.
1918 01:14:04,830 01:14:08,810 It is 7:45 and my entire group is already in virabhadrasana It is 7:45 and my entire group is already in virabhadrasana
1919 01:14:08,810 01:14:12,130 one right now without me! one right now without me!
1920 01:14:12,130 01:14:14,520 You guys just all have to get your shit together! You guys just all have to get your shit together!
1921 01:14:18,770 01:14:21,830 You, you have to leave. You, you have to leave.
1922 01:14:25,230 01:14:26,200 Bye. Bye.
1923 01:14:37,890 01:14:39,090 I never cheated on you. I never cheated on you.
1924 01:14:41,970 01:14:43,890 I never hid anything from you. I never hid anything from you.
1925 01:14:46,600 01:14:48,170 I gave my whole life to you. I gave my whole life to you.
1926 01:14:56,520 01:14:59,960 [SOBBING] [SOBBING]
1927 01:15:10,790 01:15:16,520 Ladies, this is how we deal with heartbreak. Ladies, this is how we deal with heartbreak.
1928 01:15:16,520 01:15:20,430 And I am telling you that it eases the pain. And I am telling you that it eases the pain.
1929 01:15:20,430 01:15:22,830 Take one. Take one.
1930 01:15:22,830 01:15:23,790 Thank you. Thank you.
1931 01:15:23,790 01:15:24,750 Thanks. Thanks.
1932 01:15:28,610 01:15:30,200 What now? What now?
1933 01:15:30,200 01:15:31,880 I'll go to my yoga class. I'll go to my yoga class.
1934 01:15:31,880 01:15:34,520 And you'll go to San Francisco, and make your movie. And you'll go to San Francisco, and make your movie.
1935 01:15:34,520 01:15:37,700 And you will go to LA and get some kind of job. And you will go to LA and get some kind of job.
1936 01:15:37,700 01:15:38,400 No, Mom. No, Mom.
1937 01:15:38,400 01:15:41,180 I'm going to go to San Francisco. I'm going to go to San Francisco.
1938 01:15:41,180 01:15:41,920 What? What?
1939 01:15:41,920 01:15:42,620 You are? You are?
1940 01:15:42,620 01:15:44,720 Yeah, I mean, you drink a lot of juice. Yeah, I mean, you drink a lot of juice.
1941 01:15:44,720 01:15:47,570 So somebody has to-- So somebody has to--
1942 01:15:47,570 01:15:49,800 be buying juice full time. be buying juice full time.
1943 01:15:49,800 01:15:50,730 Bitches need bitches. Bitches need bitches.
1944 01:15:53,730 01:15:56,820 We don't got much of an option now. We don't got much of an option now.
1945 01:15:56,820 01:15:59,710 All we got is bitches. All we got is bitches.
1946 01:15:59,710 01:16:03,010 Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em.
1947 01:16:03,010 01:16:04,600 - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em. - Fuck 'em.
1948 01:16:04,600 01:16:06,520 [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
1949 01:16:13,750 01:16:14,830 Come on. Come on.
1950 01:16:14,830 01:16:17,960 So, welcome to Las Vegas! No? So, welcome to Las Vegas! No?
1951 01:16:17,960 01:16:21,590 Uh. [MUSIC PLAYING] Uh. [MUSIC PLAYING]
1952 01:16:24,210 01:16:26,300 That drek texted me. Texted! That drek texted me. Texted!
1953 01:16:26,300 01:16:27,500 I'm going to be honest, here, Sab. I'm going to be honest, here, Sab.
1954 01:16:27,500 01:16:28,870 I don't want you to be honest here, Iz. I don't want you to be honest here, Iz.
1955 01:16:28,870 01:16:31,470 Honestly, you gave up on him pretty quickly. Honestly, you gave up on him pretty quickly.
1956 01:16:31,470 01:16:33,330 I can see why he might want to start small. I can see why he might want to start small.
1957 01:16:33,330 01:16:35,310 He gave up on me. He gave up on me.
1958 01:16:35,310 01:16:36,900 Then I gave up on him. Then I gave up on him.
1959 01:16:36,900 01:16:39,300 I'm tired, Iz, of watching him and watching you. I'm tired, Iz, of watching him and watching you.
1960 01:16:39,300 01:16:41,130 It's tiring. It's tiring.
1961 01:16:41,130 01:16:44,040 But I, I don't, I mean, you, you love him. But I, I don't, I mean, you, you love him.
1962 01:16:44,040 01:16:44,940 That's-- That's--
1963 01:16:44,940 01:16:48,420 I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to talk about this.
1964 01:16:48,420 01:16:50,220 Whatever happened to meatloaf? Whatever happened to meatloaf?
1965 01:16:50,220 01:16:51,020 Hamburger? Hamburger?
1966 01:16:51,020 01:16:52,300 Yeah, and dry-aged rib-eye. Yeah, and dry-aged rib-eye.
1967 01:16:52,300 01:16:53,300 Oh, you mean Mikey. Oh, you mean Mikey.
1968 01:16:53,300 01:16:54,330 Yeah, ski patrol guy. Yeah, ski patrol guy.
1969 01:16:54,330 01:16:56,130 I don't know, that's just a "having fun in your 20s" I don't know, that's just a "having fun in your 20s"
1970 01:16:56,130 01:16:56,830 thing, I guess. thing, I guess.
1971 01:16:56,830 01:16:59,250 Like, a casual fun chill time. Like, a casual fun chill time.
1972 01:16:59,250 01:17:01,980 Oh, OK, huh. Oh, OK, huh.
1973 01:17:01,980 01:17:03,890 Feast your eyes, Casual Klein. Feast your eyes, Casual Klein.
1974 01:17:03,890 01:17:06,180 I bet these are Production's way of apologizing. I bet these are Production's way of apologizing.
1975 01:17:06,180 01:17:07,440 For putting us in Full House Street. For putting us in Full House Street.
1976 01:17:07,440 01:17:09,390 Where Sven, Sketch, and Marg are sure to appear Where Sven, Sketch, and Marg are sure to appear
1977 01:17:09,390 01:17:10,530 there at any given moment. there at any given moment.
1978 01:17:10,530 01:17:13,360 FANS: Hello. FANS: Hello.
1979 01:17:13,360 01:17:14,600 I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that.
1980 01:17:14,600 01:17:18,490 Huh. So, I feel like those are from-- Huh. So, I feel like those are from--
1981 01:17:18,490 01:17:21,940 TELEVISION: This week on Bad to the Bone, Nathan finally found TELEVISION: This week on Bad to the Bone, Nathan finally found
1982 01:17:21,940 01:17:23,420 Old Blue. - Uh-uh. Old Blue. - Uh-uh.
1983 01:17:23,420 01:17:24,520 No, change it, dude, change it. No, change it, dude, change it.
1984 01:17:24,520 01:17:26,450 I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
1985 01:17:26,450 01:17:30,400 TELEVISION: And he's hurt, hurt bad. TELEVISION: And he's hurt, hurt bad.
1986 01:17:30,400 01:17:32,380 Bad to the Bone. - I got it! Bad to the Bone. - I got it!
1987 01:17:32,380 01:17:33,310 I'm changing it. I'm changing it.
1988 01:17:33,310 01:17:34,060 OK. OK.
1989 01:17:34,060 01:17:34,850 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1990 01:17:34,850 01:17:38,210 No! No!
1991 01:17:38,210 01:17:39,620 CHARLIE: If I'm nice, I'm too nice. CHARLIE: If I'm nice, I'm too nice.
1992 01:17:39,620 01:17:42,830 If I'm mean, I'm too mean. If I'm mean, I'm too mean.
1993 01:17:42,830 01:17:44,340 Don't walk under ladders on set. Don't walk under ladders on set.
1994 01:17:44,340 01:17:47,280 It's the same as in real life. Don't be stupid. It's the same as in real life. Don't be stupid.
1995 01:17:50,710 01:17:52,750 What've you got going over there? What've you got going over there?
1996 01:17:52,750 01:17:54,950 Trail mix. Trail mix.
1997 01:17:54,950 01:17:59,030 Why didn't you just get a bag of M&M's? Why didn't you just get a bag of M&M's?
1998 01:17:59,030 01:18:01,010 I like a challenge. I like a challenge.
1999 01:18:01,010 01:18:02,980 Then what do you do about all the raisins, Then what do you do about all the raisins,
2000 01:18:02,980 01:18:06,430 the peanuts, all the other stuff that's in there? the peanuts, all the other stuff that's in there?
2001 01:18:06,430 01:18:07,700 I mean, you can have it if you want. I mean, you can have it if you want.
2002 01:18:07,700 01:18:09,370 No, no, no. I just like M&M's. No, no, no. I just like M&M's.
2003 01:18:11,970 01:18:16,210 I'm, um, I'm Sabrina's sister, by the way. I'm, um, I'm Sabrina's sister, by the way.
2004 01:18:16,210 01:18:18,550 Oh, why are you here? Oh, why are you here?
2005 01:18:18,550 01:18:20,440 Assistant. Assistant.
2006 01:18:20,440 01:18:22,320 Must be a bunch of hoohas running this operation. Must be a bunch of hoohas running this operation.
2007 01:18:22,320 01:18:26,020 Because, apparently, I'm getting paid a legit amount of money Because, apparently, I'm getting paid a legit amount of money
2008 01:18:26,020 01:18:30,910 to just sit here and eat free stuff. to just sit here and eat free stuff.
2009 01:18:30,910 01:18:33,880 That's, uh, that's funny. That's, uh, that's funny.
2010 01:18:33,880 01:18:35,490 So I didn't catch your name. So I didn't catch your name.
2011 01:18:35,490 01:18:37,040 I'm Izzy. I'm Izzy.
2012 01:18:37,040 01:18:38,930 Izzy. Charlie. Izzy. Charlie.
2013 01:18:38,930 01:18:41,180 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Reed. - Hi, nice to meet you. - Reed.
2014 01:18:44,260 01:18:46,930 I'm the director of, of this hooha operation. I'm the director of, of this hooha operation.
2015 01:18:49,580 01:18:51,990 You're the director? You're the director?
2016 01:18:51,990 01:18:53,860 Yeah. Yeah.
2017 01:18:53,860 01:18:56,130 And you're in my chair. And you're in my chair.
2018 01:19:01,310 01:19:02,010 That's my name. That's my name.
2019 01:19:05,300 01:19:06,710 M&M's? M&M's?
2020 01:19:09,110 01:19:11,250 Yeah, no. It was a great first week. Yeah, no. It was a great first week.
2021 01:19:11,250 01:19:15,510 Thank you guys for all the hard work. Thank you guys for all the hard work.
2022 01:19:15,510 01:19:16,700 Hey, have you guys seen Sabrina? Hey, have you guys seen Sabrina?
2023 01:19:16,700 01:19:17,400 No? No?
2024 01:19:17,400 01:19:18,100 Nobody? Nobody?
2025 01:19:25,160 01:19:26,590 SABRINA: Just a second. SABRINA: Just a second.
2026 01:19:26,590 01:19:27,730 Dude, oh, dude, let me in. Dude, oh, dude, let me in.
2027 01:19:27,730 01:19:28,780 I have to pee so bad. I have to pee so bad.
2028 01:19:28,780 01:19:29,740 Sabrina. Sabrina.
2029 01:19:29,740 01:19:30,440 Sabrina! Sabrina!
2030 01:19:36,130 01:19:41,860 God, oh, oh, oh my god. God, oh, oh, oh my god.
2031 01:19:41,860 01:19:46,300 I forgot to tell you that I got caught sitting I forgot to tell you that I got caught sitting
2032 01:19:46,300 01:19:48,730 in your director's chair. in your director's chair.
2033 01:19:48,730 01:19:51,750 Are you OK? Are you OK?
2034 01:19:51,750 01:19:53,620 You feel bad about a guy. You feel bad about a guy.
2035 01:19:56,320 01:19:57,850 Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world.
2036 01:19:57,850 01:20:00,090 What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you?
2037 01:20:00,090 01:20:01,860 Can you not make this about you for once? Can you not make this about you for once?
2038 01:20:01,860 01:20:04,630 Can you try to be my big sister for one second of your life, Can you try to be my big sister for one second of your life,
2039 01:20:04,630 01:20:07,000 please? please?
2040 01:20:07,000 01:20:10,100 This whole thing, I feel terrible about Mom. This whole thing, I feel terrible about Mom.
2041 01:20:10,100 01:20:13,490 She's going to die alone now because I'm a nightmare. She's going to die alone now because I'm a nightmare.
2042 01:20:13,490 01:20:17,370 And this fuckboy can't keep it in his drop-crotch pants. And this fuckboy can't keep it in his drop-crotch pants.
2043 01:20:17,370 01:20:20,610 You know what I mean? It's just not fair. You know what I mean? It's just not fair.
2044 01:20:20,610 01:20:22,980 Because she wanted to happy. Because she wanted to happy.
2045 01:20:22,980 01:20:27,390 - We should do a song, Sabrina. - Song and dance. - We should do a song, Sabrina. - Song and dance.
2046 01:20:27,390 01:20:30,310 Song and dance. Song and dance.
2047 01:20:30,310 01:20:31,690 Mom, you watching? Mom, you watching?
2048 01:20:31,690 01:20:32,460 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
2049 01:20:32,460 01:20:36,300 Six, seven, eight. (SINGING) Give my regards to Broadway. Six, seven, eight. (SINGING) Give my regards to Broadway.
2050 01:20:36,300 01:20:39,200 Remember me to Herald Square. Remember me to Herald Square.
2051 01:20:39,200 01:20:43,270 Tell all the gang on Forty-Second Street Tell all the gang on Forty-Second Street
2052 01:20:43,270 01:20:46,650 that I will soon be there. that I will soon be there.
2053 01:20:46,650 01:20:50,570 Whisper of how I'm yearning to mingle Whisper of how I'm yearning to mingle
2054 01:20:50,570 01:20:52,010 with the old time throng. with the old time throng.
2055 01:20:52,010 01:20:53,510 Five, six! Five, six!
2056 01:20:53,510 01:20:57,000 Give my regards to Broadway and tell them Give my regards to Broadway and tell them
2057 01:20:57,000 01:21:00,490 I'll be there e'er long. I'll be there e'er long.
2058 01:21:00,490 01:21:01,740 How was that, Mom? How was that, Mom?
2059 01:21:01,740 01:21:02,990 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
2060 01:21:02,990 01:21:04,480 Who do you love more? Who do you love more?
2061 01:21:04,480 01:21:05,480 Oh, me? Oh, me?
2062 01:21:05,480 01:21:07,480 Oh, you're the cutest, Mom. Oh, you're the cutest, Mom.
2063 01:21:07,480 01:21:09,480 IZZY: Mom, did you see my boobs? IZZY: Mom, did you see my boobs?
2064 01:21:09,480 01:21:11,970 DEB: No, I didn't see your boob. DEB: No, I didn't see your boob.
2065 01:21:11,970 01:21:13,470 [YELLING] [YELLING]
2066 01:21:29,950 01:21:31,900 If I'm feeling something, I should-- If I'm feeling something, I should--
2067 01:21:35,090 01:21:36,120 Hi. Hi.
2068 01:21:36,120 01:21:37,710 You came to visit me? You came to visit me?
2069 01:21:37,710 01:21:40,230 No, I, I'm staying, I'm staying right down the street, No, I, I'm staying, I'm staying right down the street,
2070 01:21:40,230 01:21:41,070 you know? you know?
2071 01:21:41,070 01:21:42,890 Yeah, do you want to? Yeah, do you want to?
2072 01:21:42,890 01:21:44,070 Yeah, I kind of want to-- Yeah, I kind of want to--
2073 01:21:44,070 01:21:45,460 OK. OK.
2074 01:21:45,460 01:21:47,900 Hi. Hi.
2075 01:21:47,900 01:21:50,840 Hi. Hi.
2076 01:21:50,840 01:21:54,300 I was, I was looking at that. I was, I was looking at that.
2077 01:21:54,300 01:21:57,500 I like when the buds aren't open, I like when the buds aren't open,
2078 01:21:57,500 01:22:00,670 but they just look like they're just working so hard. but they just look like they're just working so hard.
2079 01:22:00,670 01:22:03,360 You know? - They want to live. You know? - They want to live.
2080 01:22:05,880 01:22:07,750 They want to live. They want to live.
2081 01:22:07,750 01:22:09,410 My dad didn't want to live. My dad didn't want to live.
2082 01:22:12,380 01:22:14,360 Your dad? Your dad?
2083 01:22:14,360 01:22:16,420 Dad killed himself. Dad killed himself.
2084 01:22:16,420 01:22:20,350 But we weren't that close, so it's-- But we weren't that close, so it's--
2085 01:22:20,350 01:22:21,120 Well it's your dad. Well it's your dad.
2086 01:22:21,120 01:22:23,980 Your dad's your dad. Your dad's your dad.
2087 01:22:23,980 01:22:26,170 She doesn't know. She doesn't know.
2088 01:22:26,170 01:22:27,420 So please don't. So please don't.
2089 01:22:27,420 01:22:28,820 No, no. I wouldn't. No, no. I wouldn't.
2090 01:22:28,820 01:22:33,260 Yeah, me and my mom just decided not to tell Yeah, me and my mom just decided not to tell
2091 01:22:33,260 01:22:35,120 Sabrina, because she was 15. Sabrina, because she was 15.
2092 01:22:35,120 01:22:39,170 And she thought he was the greatest And she thought he was the greatest
2093 01:22:39,170 01:22:41,330 thing since sliced bread. thing since sliced bread.
2094 01:22:41,330 01:22:45,870 You know, we didn't want to ruin it for her. You know, we didn't want to ruin it for her.
2095 01:22:45,870 01:22:47,070 Selfish of you. Selfish of you.
2096 01:22:49,760 01:22:51,500 Selfish? Selfish?
2097 01:22:51,500 01:22:52,430 It's her dad, too. It's her dad, too.
2098 01:23:02,180 01:23:04,490 Have you ever, have you ever told anybody that? Have you ever, have you ever told anybody that?
2099 01:23:08,650 01:23:09,350 No. No.
2100 01:23:14,640 01:23:15,600 Sorry. Sorry.
2101 01:23:15,600 01:23:17,790 - No, thank you. - No, that's-- - No, thank you. - No, that's--
2102 01:23:21,390 01:23:24,770 So, what is, what is that? So, what is, what is that?
2103 01:23:24,770 01:23:26,840 [MUSIC PLAYING] - It's-- [MUSIC PLAYING] - It's--
2104 01:23:35,200 01:23:35,900 Bye. Bye.
2105 01:23:59,840 01:24:02,610 I don't want these flowers, so I'm just I don't want these flowers, so I'm just
2106 01:24:02,610 01:24:04,110 going to put them right there. going to put them right there.
2107 01:24:04,110 01:24:05,100 Thank you. Thank you.
2108 01:24:12,090 01:24:15,380 Can you take this? Can you take this?
2109 01:24:15,380 01:24:16,290 Hey. Hey.
2110 01:24:16,290 01:24:17,800 Hi. Hi.
2111 01:24:17,800 01:24:20,440 We need to rehearse in my trailer in 10, if that's cool. We need to rehearse in my trailer in 10, if that's cool.
2112 01:24:20,440 01:24:22,520 We'll go over 63. - No. We'll go over 63. - No.
2113 01:24:22,520 01:24:24,000 - These are from Sebastian. - Yes. - These are from Sebastian. - Yes.
2114 01:24:24,000 01:24:24,700 No. No.
2115 01:24:24,700 01:24:26,110 Charlie, yes. No. Charlie, yes. No.
2116 01:24:29,400 01:24:31,900 Sorry. Sorry.
2117 01:24:31,900 01:24:32,730 Um, hi, Izzy. Um, hi, Izzy.
2118 01:24:32,730 01:24:34,150 Hey. Hey.
2119 01:24:34,150 01:24:37,140 It's good to see both of you, but, yeah. It's good to see both of you, but, yeah.
2120 01:24:37,140 01:24:38,320 Izzy. Izzy.
2121 01:24:38,320 01:24:39,790 I'm here for you right now. I'm here for you right now.
2122 01:24:39,790 01:24:42,130 I am here for you, right now. I am here for you, right now.
2123 01:24:42,130 01:24:43,150 I am assisting. I am assisting.
2124 01:24:43,150 01:24:44,240 That's my job. That's my job.
2125 01:24:44,240 01:24:46,100 Hi, I'm Izzy, I assist. Hi, I'm Izzy, I assist.
2126 01:24:46,100 01:24:48,300 I big sister. Yep! I big sister. Yep!
2127 01:24:48,300 01:24:49,510 Thirsty? Thirsty?
2128 01:24:49,510 01:24:50,280 I knew it. I knew it.
2129 01:24:50,280 01:24:51,010 That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
2130 01:24:51,010 01:24:58,200 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2131 01:24:58,200 01:24:59,170 Hi. Hi.
2132 01:24:59,170 01:25:00,680 - Hi. - You look nice. - Hi. - You look nice.
2133 01:25:00,680 01:25:03,570 So do you. So do you.
2134 01:25:03,570 01:25:05,230 OK, bye. - OK, bye. OK, bye. - OK, bye.
2135 01:25:08,280 01:25:09,650 I want to know. I want to know.
2136 01:25:09,650 01:25:12,910 You have to just give me point by point why it's a great show. You have to just give me point by point why it's a great show.
2137 01:25:12,910 01:25:16,220 OK, part of it is their chemistry because, you know, OK, part of it is their chemistry because, you know,
2138 01:25:16,220 01:25:17,100 they're so different. they're so different.
2139 01:25:17,100 01:25:18,590 They're, like, polar opposites. They're, like, polar opposites.
2140 01:25:18,590 01:25:19,770 Scully is a skeptic. Scully is a skeptic.
2141 01:25:19,770 01:25:22,440 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2142 01:25:27,630 01:25:30,380 Vegas ISN'T for losers, Howard. Vegas ISN'T for losers, Howard.
2143 01:25:30,380 01:25:33,370 Vegas isn't FOR losers, Howard. Vegas isn't FOR losers, Howard.
2144 01:25:33,370 01:25:36,120 Vegas isn't for losers, Howard. Vegas isn't for losers, Howard.
2145 01:25:36,120 01:25:37,530 Darling. Darling.
2146 01:25:37,530 01:25:38,760 Darling, Howard. Darling, Howard.
2147 01:25:38,760 01:25:42,880 Darling, Vegas isn't for losers. Darling, Vegas isn't for losers.
2148 01:25:42,880 01:25:45,090 - It made your day. - It did. - It made your day. - It did.
2149 01:25:45,090 01:25:46,930 You want to get a drink? You want to get a drink?
2150 01:25:46,930 01:25:48,230 No. No.
2151 01:25:48,230 01:25:52,400 Want to watch a pit mix in [INAUDIBLE].. Want to watch a pit mix in [INAUDIBLE]..
2152 01:25:52,400 01:25:54,640 No. No.
2153 01:25:54,640 01:25:57,120 You want to-- You want to--
2154 01:25:57,120 01:25:58,610 Um. Um.
2155 01:25:58,610 01:26:00,090 This. This.
2156 01:26:00,090 01:26:04,060 They're from Sebastian. - They're from Sebastian. -
2157 01:26:04,060 01:26:06,050 Um. Um.
2158 01:26:06,050 01:26:09,530 They're irises. They're irises.
2159 01:26:09,530 01:26:11,330 No, I don't, I don't want them. No, I don't, I don't want them.
2160 01:26:11,330 01:26:12,400 Oh, OK. Sorry. Oh, OK. Sorry.
2161 01:26:12,400 01:26:16,500 Thank you. [MUSIC PLAYING] Thank you. [MUSIC PLAYING]
2162 01:26:41,150 01:26:42,160 Sorry. Sorry.
2163 01:26:42,160 01:26:43,680 My stupid carpet is slippery. My stupid carpet is slippery.
2164 01:26:48,090 01:26:49,820 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
2165 01:26:49,820 01:26:51,090 Izzy, Izzy, we should stop. Izzy, Izzy, we should stop.
2166 01:26:51,090 01:26:52,580 What? Wh, wh, wha, why? What? Wh, wh, wha, why?
2167 01:26:52,580 01:26:53,930 Stop. Stop.
2168 01:26:53,930 01:26:55,420 I, uh. I, uh.
2169 01:26:55,420 01:26:58,290 Fucking came, I came. Fucking came, I came.
2170 01:26:58,290 01:26:59,880 I just came. I just came.
2171 01:26:59,880 01:27:00,630 Oh. Oh.
2172 01:27:00,630 01:27:03,530 Um. Um.
2173 01:27:03,530 01:27:05,950 That's OK. That's OK.
2174 01:27:05,950 01:27:06,810 I'm just going to-- I'm just going to--
2175 01:27:10,500 01:27:11,200 roll. roll.
2176 01:27:13,820 01:27:14,520 That's fine. That's fine.
2177 01:27:14,520 01:27:19,950 Do you want, do you want to, like, wait a couple of minutes Do you want, do you want to, like, wait a couple of minutes
2178 01:27:19,950 01:27:21,700 and we can try again. and we can try again.
2179 01:27:21,700 01:27:23,430 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
2180 01:27:23,430 01:27:24,830 Fuck. Fuck.
2181 01:27:24,830 01:27:26,000 I honestly. I honestly.
2182 01:27:26,000 01:27:27,520 I don't care at all. I don't care at all.
2183 01:27:27,520 01:27:28,680 No, no honestly. No, no honestly.
2184 01:27:28,680 01:27:30,790 Thank you. Thank you.
2185 01:27:30,790 01:27:32,810 I like you, OK. I like you, OK.
2186 01:27:32,810 01:27:33,840 I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed.
2187 01:27:33,840 01:27:34,780 Don't be. Don't be.
2188 01:27:38,090 01:27:39,590 I don't care. I don't care.
2189 01:27:39,590 01:27:41,590 I don't fucking care. I don't fucking care.
2190 01:27:41,590 01:27:44,000 OK? OK?
2191 01:27:44,000 01:27:44,960 All right? All right?
2192 01:27:49,800 01:27:50,880 I have to take a shower. I have to take a shower.
2193 01:27:53,520 01:27:56,600 I can just feel it everywhere. I can just feel it everywhere.
2194 01:27:56,600 01:27:57,960 You can shower. You can shower.
2195 01:27:57,960 01:28:00,570 I just got to clean it up. I just got to clean it up.
2196 01:28:00,570 01:28:01,660 But then we'll hang. But then we'll hang.
2197 01:28:01,660 01:28:03,370 I, like, filled up-- I, like, filled up--
2198 01:28:03,370 01:28:04,890 I mean, it's a lot, so that's good. I mean, it's a lot, so that's good.
2199 01:28:04,890 01:28:05,790 It's, like, a compliment. It's, like, a compliment.
2200 01:28:05,790 01:28:06,610 But it's just-- But it's just--
2201 01:28:06,610 01:28:08,450 That is a compliment. That is a compliment.
2202 01:28:08,450 01:28:09,580 - A ton of-- - Don't-- - A ton of-- - Don't--
2203 01:28:09,580 01:28:10,520 --semen. --semen.
2204 01:28:10,520 01:28:12,840 I don't know why I'm fucking weird, though. I don't know why I'm fucking weird, though.
2205 01:28:12,840 01:28:14,290 I'm weird about this stuff. I'm weird about this stuff.
2206 01:28:22,530 01:28:25,680 Don't get annoyed at yourself for your real thoughts. Don't get annoyed at yourself for your real thoughts.
2207 01:28:25,680 01:28:28,170 Your thoughts are your thoughts, end memo. Your thoughts are your thoughts, end memo.
2208 01:28:30,850 01:28:32,740 - Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - Hey!
2209 01:28:32,740 01:28:34,450 I, uh, I got you something. I, uh, I got you something.
2210 01:28:34,450 01:28:36,220 Yeah, OK. Yeah, OK.
2211 01:28:36,220 01:28:37,120 Yeah! Yeah!
2212 01:28:37,120 01:28:38,990 Just the M&M's. Just the M&M's.
2213 01:28:38,990 01:28:40,320 - That's hilarious. - What's up? - That's hilarious. - What's up?
2214 01:28:40,320 01:28:41,390 How are you? - I'm good. How are you? - I'm good.
2215 01:28:41,390 01:28:43,240 We're good. Yeah, I'm good. We're good. Yeah, I'm good.
2216 01:28:43,240 01:28:45,420 Just, like, going through. Just, like, going through.
2217 01:28:45,420 01:28:48,040 Just, I'm actually in the middle of the meeting with these guys Just, I'm actually in the middle of the meeting with these guys
2218 01:28:48,040 01:28:49,920 right now. right now.
2219 01:28:49,920 01:28:56,500 So, we're just trying to figure it out. So, we're just trying to figure it out.
2220 01:28:59,900 01:29:02,820 Right, OK. Right, OK.
2221 01:29:02,820 01:29:04,350 - I'll talk to you later. - Yeah. - I'll talk to you later. - Yeah.
2222 01:29:04,350 01:29:05,840 All right. All right.
2223 01:29:05,840 01:29:06,540 Um. Um.
2224 01:29:13,990 01:29:15,620 I was wondering if you could talk. I was wondering if you could talk.
2225 01:29:15,620 01:29:17,200 Do you want to come outside? Do you want to come outside?
2226 01:29:17,200 01:29:20,950 Or, I'm here now, so. Or, I'm here now, so.
2227 01:29:20,950 01:29:23,450 - Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Hi.
2228 01:29:23,450 01:29:24,410 Come down. Come down.
2229 01:29:28,270 01:29:31,380 I'm just in my socks. Um. I'm just in my socks. Um.
2230 01:29:31,380 01:29:34,030 - Hi. - Hey. - Hi. - Hey.
2231 01:29:34,030 01:29:37,900 This is different now, which is dumb. This is different now, which is dumb.
2232 01:29:37,900 01:29:38,680 That shouldn't be. That shouldn't be.
2233 01:29:38,680 01:29:40,000 No, I'm just. No, I'm just.
2234 01:29:40,000 01:29:41,270 I've been so exhausted. I've been so exhausted.
2235 01:29:41,270 01:29:43,300 I'm just trying to get through these last few days, you know. I'm just trying to get through these last few days, you know.
2236 01:29:43,300 01:29:44,750 You were right about the jizz thing. You were right about the jizz thing.
2237 01:29:44,750 01:29:46,780 It was a compliment. - It wasn't about that. It was a compliment. - It wasn't about that.
2238 01:29:46,780 01:29:49,270 I like being alone. I like being alone.
2239 01:29:49,270 01:29:51,560 - No one likes being alone. - I do. - No one likes being alone. - I do.
2240 01:29:51,560 01:29:53,590 And I'm, I'm going to go to sleep, but. And I'm, I'm going to go to sleep, but.
2241 01:29:53,590 01:29:54,980 That's what I need to do right now. That's what I need to do right now.
2242 01:29:54,980 01:29:57,950 No, Charlie, Charlie! No, Charlie, Charlie!
2243 01:29:57,950 01:29:59,140 I felt like you saw me. I felt like you saw me.
2244 01:30:01,810 01:30:04,920 And I saw you. And I saw you.
2245 01:30:04,920 01:30:10,370 You saw who I was, that we can be ourselves. You saw who I was, that we can be ourselves.
2246 01:30:10,370 01:30:11,970 And then that was really great. And then that was really great.
2247 01:30:16,500 01:30:18,210 Tell me I didn't make this all up. Tell me I didn't make this all up.
2248 01:30:23,480 01:30:26,830 No, you know what? No, you know what?
2249 01:30:26,830 01:30:29,680 It's OK. I don't need that. It's OK. I don't need that.
2250 01:30:34,510 01:30:38,700 I don't need it. [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't need it. [MUSIC PLAYING]
2251 01:30:43,060 01:30:43,760 What about the phone? What about the phone?
2252 01:30:47,420 01:30:48,960 It's all the things I can't say. It's all the things I can't say.
2253 01:31:00,120 01:31:01,430 Fuck. Fuck.
2254 01:31:01,430 01:31:03,170 What do I say? What do I say?
2255 01:31:03,170 01:31:04,730 What do I say? What do I say?
2256 01:31:04,730 01:31:06,320 See. See.
2257 01:31:06,320 01:31:07,880 You want answers to questions. You want answers to questions.
2258 01:31:07,880 01:31:10,550 You want-- then I'll tell you. You want-- then I'll tell you.
2259 01:31:10,550 01:31:13,820 The answer is like I haven't ever been fucking laid before, The answer is like I haven't ever been fucking laid before,
2260 01:31:13,820 01:31:16,340 not really. not really.
2261 01:31:16,340 01:31:17,550 Or that I can't fall-- Or that I can't fall--
2262 01:31:17,550 01:31:19,410 I can't fall like you. I can't fall like you.
2263 01:31:19,410 01:31:20,610 I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that.
2264 01:31:20,610 01:31:22,490 I don't know how you just go all the way in. I don't know how you just go all the way in.
2265 01:31:22,490 01:31:23,300 It scares me. It scares me.
2266 01:31:23,300 01:31:24,290 And I'm bad at it. And I'm bad at it.
2267 01:31:24,290 01:31:25,870 And I don't. And I don't.
2268 01:31:25,870 01:31:29,330 And I want to-- And I want to--
2269 01:31:29,330 01:31:33,740 I want to give you an answer, like, I love you. I want to give you an answer, like, I love you.
2270 01:31:33,740 01:31:35,000 I do see you. I do see you.
2271 01:31:35,000 01:31:36,830 I see you right now. I see you right now.
2272 01:31:36,830 01:31:40,460 I saw you. I love you. I saw you. I love you.
2273 01:31:40,460 01:31:43,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2274 01:32:21,960 01:32:23,570 I see those made the cut. I see those made the cut.
2275 01:32:23,570 01:32:25,300 Yeah. Yeah.
2276 01:32:25,300 01:32:26,560 You want to know what card says? You want to know what card says?
2277 01:32:26,560 01:32:28,140 "Sabrina, I want to give my whole life to you. "Sabrina, I want to give my whole life to you.
2278 01:32:28,140 01:32:31,130 Love, Sebastian." Like, ew. Love, Sebastian." Like, ew.
2279 01:32:31,130 01:32:32,610 Kind of great. Kind of great.
2280 01:32:32,610 01:32:35,660 It is super sweet. It is super sweet.
2281 01:32:35,660 01:32:41,640 Can I, um, read you something? Can I, um, read you something?
2282 01:32:41,640 01:32:43,150 Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
2283 01:32:46,570 01:32:51,360 There's nothing accidental about anything for us. There's nothing accidental about anything for us.
2284 01:32:51,360 01:32:55,260 Me to men, it's no accident. Me to men, it's no accident.
2285 01:32:55,260 01:32:58,450 Mom to moving on, it's no accident. Mom to moving on, it's no accident.
2286 01:32:58,450 01:33:05,350 Your disquiet, your distrust to Sebastian, to us all. Your disquiet, your distrust to Sebastian, to us all.
2287 01:33:05,350 01:33:09,380 I'm sure now that, um, secrets are lies we tell ourselves. I'm sure now that, um, secrets are lies we tell ourselves.
2288 01:33:09,380 01:33:13,580 I'm just not sure how long you could feel it. I'm just not sure how long you could feel it.
2289 01:33:13,580 01:33:16,260 That there was no car accident. That there was no car accident.
2290 01:33:20,240 01:33:21,830 Nothing is an accident. Nothing is an accident.
2291 01:33:21,830 01:33:23,870 Not the length of my lie. Not the length of my lie.
2292 01:33:23,870 01:33:26,640 Or the sureness of Dad's choice. Or the sureness of Dad's choice.
2293 01:33:26,640 01:33:29,750 Not the curve of the planet or the days in a year. Not the curve of the planet or the days in a year.
2294 01:33:29,750 01:33:36,390 And I'm selfish. And I'm selfish.
2295 01:33:36,390 01:33:38,480 And I had to tell you. And I had to tell you.
2296 01:33:38,480 01:33:45,200 I had to read it because I'm not a good big sister. I had to read it because I'm not a good big sister.
2297 01:34:01,970 01:34:03,110 Come on, sister. Come on, sister.
2298 01:34:03,110 01:34:05,030 Full house street never lost its creep Full house street never lost its creep
2299 01:34:05,030 01:34:07,790 and I am RDY to space jam. and I am RDY to space jam.
2300 01:34:07,790 01:34:08,960 Let's go. Let's go.
2301 01:34:08,960 01:34:11,360 - Come here. - OK. - Come here. - OK.
2302 01:34:11,360 01:34:12,860 So, Iz. So, Iz.
2303 01:34:12,860 01:34:15,530 If you thought that vagina hands were bad, If you thought that vagina hands were bad,
2304 01:34:15,530 01:34:19,710 this is AIDS feet and dog wormies and SARS. this is AIDS feet and dog wormies and SARS.
2305 01:34:19,710 01:34:21,880 Come on, come on, Sabrina. Come on, come on, Sabrina.
2306 01:34:21,880 01:34:23,600 You want me to sit on the ground? You want me to sit on the ground?
2307 01:34:23,600 01:34:24,740 Yes, on the ground. Yes, on the ground.
2308 01:34:27,640 01:34:31,910 I'll use this. Only because I love you. I'll use this. Only because I love you.
2309 01:34:31,910 01:34:34,740 No more wormies. No more wormies.
2310 01:34:34,740 01:34:36,130 This is gross. This is gross.
2311 01:34:38,780 01:34:41,440 I feel like the stuff will feel better if we yell it. I feel like the stuff will feel better if we yell it.
2312 01:34:41,440 01:34:43,520 What stuff? What stuff?
2313 01:34:43,520 01:34:44,980 I miss you, Dad! I miss you, Dad!
2314 01:34:48,890 01:34:50,460 Oh. OK. Oh. OK.
2315 01:34:50,460 01:34:52,060 So that's what we're doing? - Yeah. So that's what we're doing? - Yeah.
2316 01:34:52,060 01:34:52,760 Yeah. Yeah.
2317 01:34:57,060 01:34:58,970 I miss you, Sebastian! I miss you, Sebastian!
2318 01:35:02,330 01:35:03,730 I'm sorry, Sabrina! I'm sorry, Sabrina!
2319 01:35:09,280 01:35:09,980 About what? About what?
2320 01:35:18,880 01:35:19,620 Dad killed himself? Dad killed himself?
2321 01:35:26,570 01:35:29,430 Yeah. Yeah.
2322 01:35:29,430 01:35:30,170 He didn't say goodbye. He didn't say goodbye.
2323 01:35:42,910 01:35:45,850 I hate it when people don't say goodbye. I hate it when people don't say goodbye.
2324 01:35:45,850 01:35:46,830 I hate it! I hate it!
2325 01:35:52,710 01:35:54,800 You've been big sistering this whole time. You've been big sistering this whole time.
2326 01:36:00,380 01:36:03,120 Can I small sister real quick? Can I small sister real quick?
2327 01:36:03,120 01:36:03,940 OK. OK.
2328 01:36:03,940 01:36:04,640 Well. Well.
2329 01:36:10,080 01:36:11,100 I read your notebook. I read your notebook.
2330 01:36:14,210 01:36:15,070 I read all your stories. I read all your stories.
2331 01:36:18,460 01:36:19,850 It's your year of spectacular men. It's your year of spectacular men.
2332 01:36:22,710 01:36:23,960 I never thought about it that way. I never thought about it that way.
2333 01:36:23,960 01:36:25,250 What do you mean? What do you mean?
2334 01:36:25,250 01:36:26,500 I mean, don't stories have endings, I mean, don't stories have endings,
2335 01:36:26,500 01:36:29,560 I mean, you'd think I'd have an ending. I mean, you'd think I'd have an ending.
2336 01:36:29,560 01:36:31,970 Because that's what I wanted. Because that's what I wanted.
2337 01:36:31,970 01:36:32,800 I wanted endings. I wanted endings.
2338 01:36:32,800 01:36:35,160 I wanted answers to questions. I wanted answers to questions.
2339 01:36:35,160 01:36:43,740 But, look, here we are. But, look, here we are.
2340 01:36:43,740 01:36:46,380 Look at those flowers, there's a million answers. Look at those flowers, there's a million answers.
2341 01:36:52,810 01:36:58,250 That's Aaron and Mikey and Logan and Mom. That's Aaron and Mikey and Logan and Mom.
2342 01:36:58,250 01:36:59,680 And Dad. And Dad.
2343 01:36:59,680 01:37:00,630 And Dad. And Dad.
2344 01:37:03,490 01:37:06,850 And Charlie and Ross. And Charlie and Ross.
2345 01:37:06,850 01:37:08,780 "Amy-thyst." "Amy-thyst."
2346 01:37:08,780 01:37:12,150 And Sebastian. And Sebastian.
2347 01:37:12,150 01:37:15,130 And they're all attached to the roots. And they're all attached to the roots.
2348 01:37:15,130 01:37:17,190 To mine and yours. To mine and yours.
2349 01:37:17,190 01:37:18,670 They're the answers. They're the answers.
2350 01:37:18,670 01:37:19,590 And I don't want endings. And I don't want endings.
2351 01:37:24,870 01:37:25,570 More. More.
2352 01:37:30,620 01:37:32,790 Aren't we privileged that we get to have more? Aren't we privileged that we get to have more?
2353 01:37:39,750 01:37:42,230 You're fucking good, Isabel Klein! You're fucking good, Isabel Klein!
2354 01:37:46,210 01:37:49,710 I mean, you're my big sister. I mean, you're my big sister.
2355 01:37:49,710 01:37:53,490 And you're right, things do feel better when you yell them. And you're right, things do feel better when you yell them.
2356 01:37:53,490 01:37:56,860 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2357 01:38:02,660 01:38:05,120 IZZY (VOICEOVER): I kept thinking that this year IZZY (VOICEOVER): I kept thinking that this year
2358 01:38:05,120 01:38:07,370 would tell me a story. would tell me a story.
2359 01:38:07,370 01:38:10,910 But it turns out, I wrote one instead. But it turns out, I wrote one instead.
2360 01:38:13,430 01:38:19,820 One with some totals and struggles and selfishness One with some totals and struggles and selfishness
2361 01:38:19,820 01:38:22,790 and squiggles and sistering. and squiggles and sistering.
2362 01:38:22,790 01:38:23,650 Do your thing. Do your thing.
2363 01:38:26,630 01:38:29,360 IZZY (VOICEOVER): One where certain people IZZY (VOICEOVER): One where certain people
2364 01:38:29,360 01:38:30,930 really should get their ending. really should get their ending.
2365 01:38:35,380 01:38:37,770 Everything falling into the perfect spot. Everything falling into the perfect spot.
2366 01:38:37,770 01:38:41,260 The sun shining just right on their faces. The sun shining just right on their faces.
2367 01:38:41,260 01:38:45,460 A moment of togetherness where you A moment of togetherness where you
2368 01:38:45,460 01:38:47,680 have the extraordinary privilege of saying have the extraordinary privilege of saying
2369 01:38:47,680 01:38:51,340 hello and not goodbye. hello and not goodbye.
2370 01:38:55,360 01:38:57,670 I've never been good at seeing where I should go next. I've never been good at seeing where I should go next.
2371 01:38:57,670 01:38:59,560 And that's funny to me now. And that's funny to me now.
2372 01:38:59,560 01:39:05,260 Because, I mean, the real secret is that nobody knows. Because, I mean, the real secret is that nobody knows.
2373 01:39:05,260 01:39:08,270 And everyone's just guessing. And everyone's just guessing.
2374 01:39:08,270 01:39:13,420 And there is no thing. And there is no thing.
2375 01:39:13,420 01:39:18,050 Except for the one tiny thing I do know. Except for the one tiny thing I do know.
2376 01:39:18,050 01:39:21,580 The one small thing I know for sure, The one small thing I know for sure,
2377 01:39:21,580 01:39:25,520 which is that in every story every single person which is that in every story every single person
2378 01:39:25,520 01:39:27,820 gets an ending. gets an ending.
2379 01:39:27,820 01:39:32,360 It's just that now is my beginning. It's just that now is my beginning.
2380 01:39:32,360 01:39:35,800 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2381 01:40:01,410 01:40:03,910 The sex was great. The sex was great.
2382 01:40:03,910 01:40:05,600 There's always that, I mean, that's such, There's always that, I mean, that's such,
2383 01:40:05,600 01:40:07,290 like, a guy thing to say. like, a guy thing to say.
2384 01:40:11,200 01:40:14,960 I don't know how she's doing now, but, I wish her the best. I don't know how she's doing now, but, I wish her the best.
2385 01:40:21,220 01:40:22,150 Wish it could have worked. Wish it could have worked.
2386 01:40:30,820 01:40:32,420 This girl couldn't ski to save her life. This girl couldn't ski to save her life.
2387 01:40:32,420 01:40:34,300 I saw her fucking snowballing down the mountain. I saw her fucking snowballing down the mountain.
2388 01:40:34,300 01:40:36,010 I had to take her down on a gurney. I had to take her down on a gurney.
2389 01:40:42,120 01:40:43,600 I don't know why I'm so weird. I don't know why I'm so weird.
2390 01:40:43,600 01:40:45,460 I don't know why I had to be weird with her. I don't know why I had to be weird with her.
2391 01:40:45,460 01:40:47,260 [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING]
2392 01:40:49,360 01:40:53,860 (SINGING) Take my hand 'cause there are no answers (SINGING) Take my hand 'cause there are no answers
2393 01:40:53,860 01:40:55,960 and there are no ends. and there are no ends.
2394 01:40:59,260 01:41:04,060 3-6-5 dance with me, dance with me. 3-6-5 dance with me, dance with me.
2395 01:41:04,060 01:41:05,260 We are alive. We are alive.
2396 01:41:08,260 01:41:09,160 We are alive. We are alive.
2397 01:41:17,560 01:41:18,460 We are alive. We are alive.
2398 01:41:26,860 01:41:27,760 We are alive. We are alive.
2399 01:41:36,760 01:41:37,660 We are alive. We are alive.
2400 01:41:47,260 01:41:51,460 3-6-5 it's so good to see you. 3-6-5 it's so good to see you.
2401 01:41:51,460 01:41:52,960 You look very nice. You look very nice.
2402 01:41:55,960 01:41:58,960 Are you listening? Are you listening?
2403 01:41:58,960 01:42:03,460 I want to tell you I've been where I've been. I want to tell you I've been where I've been.
2404 01:42:06,460 01:42:12,760 Take my hand 'cause there are no answers and there are no ends. Take my hand 'cause there are no answers and there are no ends.
2405 01:42:16,060 01:42:20,860 3-6-5 dance with me, dance with me. 3-6-5 dance with me, dance with me.
2406 01:42:20,860 01:42:21,760 We are alive. We are alive.
2407 01:42:24,460 01:42:25,360 We are alive. We are alive.
2408 01:42:34,060 01:42:36,210 We are alive. We are alive.