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1 00:00:02,620 00:00:05,000 [thunder and lightning] [thunder and lightning]
2 00:00:05,000 00:00:17,689 [lightning] [lightning]
3 00:00:17,689 00:00:24,724 [electronic music] [electronic music]
4 00:00:24,724 00:00:27,413 That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec, That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec,
5 00:00:27,413 00:00:30,137 fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane. fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane.
6 00:00:30,137 00:00:33,206 And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno. And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno.
7 00:00:33,206 00:00:37,793 And now, unfortunately, And now, unfortunately,
8 00:00:37,793 00:00:40,827 This. [audience laughs] This. [audience laughs]
9 00:00:40,827 00:00:44,586 Yesterday, I suffered Yesterday, I suffered
10 00:00:44,586 00:00:48,689 from what some are calling, an on air meltdown. from what some are calling, an on air meltdown.
11 00:00:48,689 00:00:51,620 [audience laughter] [audience laughter]
12 00:00:51,620 00:00:53,827 The powers that be are convinced that I The powers that be are convinced that I
13 00:00:53,827 00:00:56,965 said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done. said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done.
14 00:00:56,965 00:01:04,827 And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire, And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire,
15 00:01:04,827 00:01:08,103 have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize.. have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize..
16 00:01:08,103 00:01:09,448 [audience laughs] [audience laughs]
17 00:01:09,448 00:01:11,448 Now. Now.
18 00:01:11,448 00:01:14,655 And if I do then, I get to keep my show. And if I do then, I get to keep my show.
19 00:01:14,655 00:01:18,551 [giggles] [giggles]
20 00:01:18,551 00:01:22,517 Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long, Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long,
21 00:01:22,517 00:01:26,172 but that is not going to get my show back, but that is not going to get my show back,
22 00:01:26,172 00:01:31,379 because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time. because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time.
23 00:01:31,379 00:01:36,034 so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it. so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it.
24 00:01:36,034 00:01:38,551 I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave.
25 00:01:38,551 00:01:42,517 [audience laughs] You just watched my last show. [audience laughs] You just watched my last show.
26 00:01:42,517 00:01:46,206 I know, I want to thank all of you for taking I know, I want to thank all of you for taking
27 00:01:46,206 00:01:50,103 this journey with me for all these years. this journey with me for all these years.
28 00:01:50,103 00:01:56,931 and I know, that our paths will cross again. and I know, that our paths will cross again.
29 00:01:56,931 00:01:58,793 So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans
30 00:01:58,793 00:02:02,655 from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been
31 00:02:02,655 00:02:14,931 And, Or None of the Above. And, Or None of the Above.
32 00:02:14,931 00:02:19,275 [crickets] [crickets]
33 00:02:19,275 00:02:22,655 Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough. Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough.
34 00:02:22,655 00:02:25,000 Time to get back to the.. in the swing, Time to get back to the.. in the swing,
35 00:02:25,000 00:02:28,000 time to get to the old time to get to the old
36 00:02:28,000 00:02:33,413 Dick Roman's magic, here we go. Dick Roman's magic, here we go.
37 00:02:33,413 00:02:38,896 [clears throat] today is April... [clears throat] today is April...
38 00:02:38,896 00:02:44,241 [crickets] [crickets]
39 00:02:44,241 00:02:48,344 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
40 00:02:48,344 00:02:54,172 It's all the same day anyway. It's all the same day anyway.
41 00:02:54,172 00:02:57,379 Today on the show we have a very special guest. Today on the show we have a very special guest.
42 00:02:57,379 00:03:02,241 So happy that he is here with us today. So happy that he is here with us today.
43 00:03:02,241 00:03:05,344 Dick Romans, world class fuck up. Dick Romans, world class fuck up.
44 00:03:05,344 00:03:10,517 and his dog. And later in the show... and his dog. And later in the show...
45 00:03:10,517 00:03:14,896 we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to... we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to...
46 00:03:14,896 00:03:18,172 set himself on fire. set himself on fire.
47 00:03:18,172 00:03:24,655 That should be fun. That should be fun.
48 00:03:24,655 00:03:26,793 Alright. Alright.
49 00:03:26,793 00:03:30,413 It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead. It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead.
50 00:03:30,413 00:03:49,689 It's easier than it looks. It's easier than it looks.
51 00:03:49,689 00:03:56,241 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
52 00:03:56,241 00:03:57,551 ♪ One, two, three four ♪ One, two, three four
53 00:03:57,551 00:04:13,931 [banjo music] [banjo music]
54 00:04:13,931 00:04:18,620 ♪ I'm not afraid of nothing ♪ ♪ I'm not afraid of nothing ♪
55 00:04:18,620 00:04:23,758 - Seriously? - Seriously?
56 00:04:23,758 00:04:24,931 ♪ I'm winning ♪ I'm winning
57 00:04:24,931 00:04:27,379 in my way ♪ in my way ♪
58 00:04:27,379 00:04:31,034 - Hurry up. [grunts] - Hurry up. [grunts]
59 00:04:31,034 00:04:33,689 ♪ No more waiting on ♪ No more waiting on
60 00:04:33,689 00:04:37,586 tomorrow ♪ tomorrow ♪
61 00:04:37,586 00:04:40,137 - Come on now. - Come on now.
62 00:04:40,137 00:04:43,448 ♪ This dog's gonna have his day ♪ ♪ This dog's gonna have his day ♪
63 00:04:43,448 00:04:48,379 - Let's go. - Let's go.
64 00:04:48,379 00:04:52,586 ♪ And danger don't discourage ♪ And danger don't discourage
65 00:04:52,586 00:04:57,586 [crash] [crash]
66 00:04:57,586 00:04:59,344 [footsteps] [footsteps]
67 00:04:59,344 00:05:04,310 Claire? Claire?
68 00:05:04,310 00:05:08,137 Why is the front door locked? Why is the front door locked?
69 00:05:08,137 00:05:43,137 What the hell, Claire? What the hell, Claire?
70 00:05:43,137 00:05:48,862 [glass clinks] [glass clinks]
71 00:05:48,862 00:05:56,551 [liquid pouring] [liquid pouring]
72 00:05:56,551 00:06:24,482 [glass clinks] [glass clinks]
73 00:06:24,482 00:06:29,827 That's better. That's better.
74 00:06:29,827 00:06:32,827 - [Dick] This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about - [Dick] This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about
75 00:06:32,827 00:06:33,758 the house, car, and the dog. the house, car, and the dog.
76 00:06:33,758 00:06:36,172 - [Neil] Look, try and calm down. Ok... - [Neil] Look, try and calm down. Ok...
77 00:06:36,172 00:06:38,206 I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it. I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it.
78 00:06:38,206 00:06:39,965 - My entire life is in this envelope, - My entire life is in this envelope,
79 00:06:39,965 00:06:42,793 ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company. ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company.
80 00:06:42,793 00:06:45,172 And [blustering] And [blustering]
81 00:06:45,172 00:06:47,034 - [Dick] Fucking everything!! - [Dick] Fucking everything!!
82 00:06:47,034 00:06:49,172 - [Neil] I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think - [Neil] I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think
83 00:06:49,172 00:06:51,000 positive ok, everything is going to be great. positive ok, everything is going to be great.
84 00:06:51,000 00:06:52,793 You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p
85 00:06:52,793 00:06:54,103 - [Dick] I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you - [Dick] I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you
86 00:06:54,103 00:06:55,793 how to do your job. how to do your job.
87 00:06:55,793 00:06:57,931 You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick, You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick,
88 00:06:57,931 00:06:59,379 and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope. and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope.
89 00:06:59,379 00:07:02,586 Under no circumstance. Ever. Under no circumstance. Ever.
90 00:07:02,586 00:07:04,724 - [Neil] Look I'll tell you what. - [Neil] Look I'll tell you what.
91 00:07:04,724 00:07:07,448 Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea. Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea.
92 00:07:07,448 00:07:09,275 Kombucha. Kombucha.
93 00:07:09,275 00:07:10,793 I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it. I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it.
94 00:07:10,793 00:07:12,482 - [Dick] I love you but that doesn't make any, - [Dick] I love you but that doesn't make any,
95 00:07:12,482 00:07:15,034 - I don't even.. that's the worst.. - I don't even.. that's the worst..
96 00:07:15,034 00:07:17,034 - [Neil] Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags, - [Neil] Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags,
97 00:07:17,034 00:07:18,275 about some shit, okay? I got to go. about some shit, okay? I got to go.
98 00:07:18,275 00:07:25,344 You got to go, yeah. Well... [dial tone] You got to go, yeah. Well... [dial tone]
99 00:07:25,344 00:07:28,551 [slow guitar music] [slow guitar music]
100 00:07:28,551 00:07:32,517 Non canine issues that are complex Non canine issues that are complex
101 00:07:32,517 00:07:36,275 and um, yeah, so. and um, yeah, so.
102 00:07:36,275 00:07:38,551 I just wanted to tell you that you're not... I just wanted to tell you that you're not...
103 00:07:38,551 00:07:40,689 that I love you and you're going to be fine. that I love you and you're going to be fine.
104 00:07:40,689 00:07:44,068 That we're going to be alright together. That we're going to be alright together.
105 00:07:44,068 00:07:47,827 We're going to sort it out. We're going to sort it out.
106 00:07:47,827 00:07:50,137 [sighs] [sighs]
107 00:07:50,137 00:07:59,344 [knocking] [knocking]
108 00:07:59,344 00:08:01,310 - [Lenny] Hi. - [Dick] Hi, can I help you with something? - [Lenny] Hi. - [Dick] Hi, can I help you with something?
109 00:08:01,310 00:08:04,034 - [Lenny] Yeah, I'm here for Claire. - [Lenny] Yeah, I'm here for Claire.
110 00:08:04,034 00:08:05,931 [Dick] Oh.. [Dick] Oh..
111 00:08:05,931 00:08:10,103 Um.. [exhales] Um.. [exhales]
112 00:08:10,103 00:08:13,827 this is a, little awkward. - [Lenny] Huh. this is a, little awkward. - [Lenny] Huh.
113 00:08:13,827 00:08:15,931 [Dick] Um .. [Dick] Um ..
114 00:08:15,931 00:08:20,000 Claire, unfortunately had Claire, unfortunately had
115 00:08:20,000 00:08:23,655 a really bad accident at the uh.. a really bad accident at the uh..
116 00:08:23,655 00:08:24,862 airport. airport.
117 00:08:24,862 00:08:26,862 - [Lenny] Oh my god. - [Lenny] Oh my god.
118 00:08:26,862 00:08:29,586 - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring
119 00:08:29,586 00:08:32,344 Claire's face back. Claire's face back.
120 00:08:32,344 00:08:34,896 - [Lenny] What? - [Dick] Claire's face was sheared off.. - [Lenny] What? - [Dick] Claire's face was sheared off..
121 00:08:34,896 00:08:37,103 by an airplane propeller. by an airplane propeller.
122 00:08:37,103 00:08:39,413 - [Lenny] What? - [Dick] Claire, was actually fooling around - [Lenny] What? - [Dick] Claire, was actually fooling around
123 00:08:39,413 00:08:44,206 acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!" acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!"
124 00:08:44,206 00:08:45,241 On the airport tarmac." On the airport tarmac."
125 00:08:45,241 00:08:47,551 And then, whack! And then, whack!
126 00:08:47,551 00:08:51,000 The thing just cut her head in half. The thing just cut her head in half.
127 00:08:51,000 00:08:52,172 - [Lenny] Who are you? - [Lenny] Who are you?
128 00:08:52,172 00:08:53,655 - [Dick] Who are you? - [Dick] Who are you?
129 00:08:53,655 00:08:54,896 - [Lenny] I'm the caterer. - [Lenny] I'm the caterer.
130 00:08:54,896 00:08:56,896 - [Dick] Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer. - [Dick] Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer.
131 00:08:56,896 00:08:58,034 - [Lenny] Nice to meet you. - [Lenny] Nice to meet you.
132 00:08:58,034 00:08:59,206 - [Dick] Are you stepping in for Lenny? - [Dick] Are you stepping in for Lenny?
133 00:08:59,206 00:09:01,413 - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright. - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright.
134 00:09:01,413 00:09:04,965 Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party. Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party.
135 00:09:04,965 00:09:08,793 - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny. - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny.
136 00:09:08,793 00:09:10,827 [laughing] - [Lenny] I mean I don't know. [laughing] - [Lenny] I mean I don't know.
137 00:09:10,827 00:09:14,862 Are you not hosting a party for 20 people? Are you not hosting a party for 20 people?
138 00:09:14,862 00:09:17,000 Anniversary party? [Dick] What? Anniversary party? [Dick] What?
139 00:09:17,000 00:09:29,000 - [Lenny] All week? - [Lenny] All week?
140 00:09:29,000 00:09:30,551 [Dick] There's a party? [Dick] There's a party?
141 00:09:30,551 00:09:32,655 - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] What's today? - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] What's today?
142 00:09:32,655 00:09:35,862 - [Lenny] Thursday. - [Lenny] Thursday.
143 00:09:35,862 00:09:37,448 - [Dick] Fuck. - [Dick] Fuck.
144 00:09:37,448 00:09:39,793 - [Lenny] Looks like you got your hands full but I got to... - [Lenny] Looks like you got your hands full but I got to...
145 00:09:39,793 00:09:42,655 - [Dick] Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people - [Dick] Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people
146 00:09:42,655 00:09:44,724 descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary
147 00:09:44,724 00:09:46,413 that was never consummated because my wife that was never consummated because my wife
148 00:09:46,413 00:09:49,413 Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me
149 00:09:49,413 00:09:51,517 this morning so please, this morning so please,
150 00:09:51,517 00:09:53,517 if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment
151 00:09:53,517 00:09:55,448 of legendary proportions from unfolding. of legendary proportions from unfolding.
152 00:09:55,448 00:09:56,758 Thank you. Thank you.
153 00:09:56,758 00:10:02,068 - [Lenny] Alright, well what do I do about this? - [Lenny] Alright, well what do I do about this?
154 00:10:02,068 00:10:03,655 - [Dick] It's a lot of crap. - [Dick] It's a lot of crap.
155 00:10:03,655 00:10:06,586 - [Lenny] It's a lot of work. - [Dick] The booze is ours? - [Lenny] It's a lot of work. - [Dick] The booze is ours?
156 00:10:06,586 00:10:08,896 - [Lenny] Yep, it goes in the bar. - [Lenny] Yep, it goes in the bar.
157 00:10:08,896 00:10:11,896 - [Dick] Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze. - [Dick] Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze.
158 00:10:11,896 00:10:13,965 - Ok. - What's this? - Ok. - What's this?
159 00:10:13,965 00:10:16,068 - [Lenny] That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the... - [Lenny] That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the...
160 00:10:16,068 00:10:20,862 - Cheesecake. - [Dick] Oh my god. Wow. - Cheesecake. - [Dick] Oh my god. Wow.
161 00:10:20,862 00:10:26,068 Ok, time out. Cheesecake. Ok, time out. Cheesecake.
162 00:10:26,068 00:10:30,413 Try the lasagna, and the booze. Try the lasagna, and the booze.
163 00:10:30,413 00:10:32,827 - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff? - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff?
164 00:10:32,827 00:10:38,241 - [Dick] I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them. - [Dick] I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them.
165 00:10:38,241 00:10:40,310 [phone ringing] - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there? [phone ringing] - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there?
166 00:10:40,310 00:10:42,931 - [Dick] Not good, really not good right now, - [Dick] Not good, really not good right now,
167 00:10:42,931 00:10:44,827 man it's dire up here. Ok. man it's dire up here. Ok.
168 00:10:44,827 00:10:46,965 Claire left. Claire left.
169 00:10:46,965 00:10:49,000 - [Micky] Wait a minute. Left, left? - [Micky] Wait a minute. Left, left?
170 00:10:49,000 00:10:51,931 - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week. - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week.
171 00:10:51,931 00:10:53,620 - [Micky] The week, what was the week? - [Micky] The week, what was the week?
172 00:10:53,620 00:10:56,137 - [Dick] The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week, - [Dick] The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week,
173 00:10:56,137 00:10:57,551 you were coming up here right? you were coming up here right?
174 00:10:57,551 00:10:59,551 - [Micky] Probably? - [Micky] Probably?
175 00:10:59,551 00:11:02,448 - [Dick] Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter. - [Dick] Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter.
176 00:11:02,448 00:11:03,896 There's events planned on every day. There's events planned on every day.
177 00:11:03,896 00:11:05,586 There's a bunch of people coming up here right now. There's a bunch of people coming up here right now.
178 00:11:05,586 00:11:07,689 - [Micky] Hold on second, I'm here for you. - [Micky] Hold on second, I'm here for you.
179 00:11:07,689 00:11:09,793 What can I do for you, little brother? What can I do for you, little brother?
180 00:11:09,793 00:11:12,206 - [Dick] I don't know, I don't want you to go - [Dick] I don't know, I don't want you to go
181 00:11:12,206 00:11:13,586 out of your way to do anything. out of your way to do anything.
182 00:11:13,586 00:11:16,724 I don't know, still come up anyway. I don't know, still come up anyway.
183 00:11:16,724 00:11:18,689 - [Micky] Solo [mumbling] - [Dick] Some brother time? I don't know.... - [Micky] Solo [mumbling] - [Dick] Some brother time? I don't know....
184 00:11:18,689 00:11:21,137 - [Micky] Yup! Yes! Good! - [Dick] Yeah? - [Micky] Yup! Yes! Good! - [Dick] Yeah?
185 00:11:21,137 00:11:23,551 - [Micky] What?! No. - [Woman] Wait? - [Micky] What?! No. - [Woman] Wait?
186 00:11:23,551 00:11:25,724 - [Micky] Not you. I can't Dick. - [Micky] Not you. I can't Dick.
187 00:11:25,724 00:11:27,551 This is just not a good time. This is just not a good time.
188 00:11:27,551 00:11:30,000 Hey, you know what? I got a better idea, Hey, you know what? I got a better idea,
189 00:11:30,000 00:11:31,655 why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time. why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time.
190 00:11:31,655 00:11:34,137 We'll catch up, get a little hummus. We'll catch up, get a little hummus.
191 00:11:34,137 00:11:36,068 Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling? Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling?
192 00:11:36,068 00:11:38,448 [aside] Why are you laughing at that? p[Woman] That sounds awesome. [aside] Why are you laughing at that? p[Woman] That sounds awesome.
193 00:11:38,448 00:11:40,758 - [Micky] People paint ball. - [Micky] People paint ball.
194 00:11:40,758 00:11:42,793 - [Dick] I'm not in that state of mind right now. - [Dick] I'm not in that state of mind right now.
195 00:11:42,793 00:11:44,931 Alright, we'll listen man you sound good, Alright, we'll listen man you sound good,
196 00:11:44,931 00:11:47,344 and really glad you called, and give Claire my love. and really glad you called, and give Claire my love.
197 00:11:47,344 00:11:51,793 Yeah, you too, and like I said... [dial tone] Did you hang up? Yeah, you too, and like I said... [dial tone] Did you hang up?
198 00:11:51,793 00:11:56,413 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
199 00:11:56,413 00:11:59,206 Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now. Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now.
200 00:11:59,206 00:12:01,275 I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week. I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week.
201 00:12:01,275 00:12:05,724 Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you, Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you,
202 00:12:05,724 00:12:06,931 The week. The week.
203 00:12:06,931 00:12:08,551 We're concealing the week. We're concealing the week.
204 00:12:08,551 00:12:09,896 I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff
205 00:12:09,896 00:12:12,379 Claire, just fucking bailed on me. Claire, just fucking bailed on me.
206 00:12:12,379 00:12:13,862 Everybody is coming in 24 hrs Everybody is coming in 24 hrs
207 00:12:13,862 00:12:15,896 I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home
208 00:12:15,896 00:12:19,000 Weren't you invited? Weren't you invited?
209 00:12:19,000 00:12:23,448 It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other, It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other,
210 00:12:23,448 00:12:24,448 or we won't. or we won't.
211 00:12:24,448 00:12:26,448 Ah, this is so shitty dude. Ah, this is so shitty dude.
212 00:12:26,448 00:12:28,275 I can't control everything in the universe. I can't control everything in the universe.
213 00:12:28,275 00:12:31,000 People think I can, but I can't. People think I can, but I can't.
214 00:12:31,000 00:12:33,896 If you hear from Claire. Tell her that If you hear from Claire. Tell her that
215 00:12:33,896 00:12:36,206 I've been thinking about her a lot. I've been thinking about her a lot.
216 00:12:36,206 00:12:38,344 And I hate her guts. And I hate her guts.
217 00:12:38,344 00:12:40,689 Could you tell her that her father died? Could you tell her that her father died?
218 00:12:40,689 00:12:43,379 Just tell her that some people home invaded the house. Just tell her that some people home invaded the house.
219 00:12:43,379 00:12:45,034 And that I was killed. And that I was killed.
220 00:12:45,034 00:12:48,965 Bye bye. Bye bye.
221 00:12:48,965 00:12:53,655 [country music] [country music]
222 00:12:53,655 00:12:56,827 Want a taste? Want a taste?
223 00:12:56,827 00:12:58,517 You know what? You know what?
224 00:12:58,517 00:13:01,310 This is kind of an opportunity. This is kind of an opportunity.
225 00:13:01,310 00:13:04,379 We could do stuff that we could never do before. We could do stuff that we could never do before.
226 00:13:04,379 00:13:06,068 You want to sleep in the bed? You want to sleep in the bed?
227 00:13:06,068 00:13:12,310 Done. I can wear my hat. Done. I can wear my hat.
228 00:13:12,310 00:13:14,137 I could wear my hat. I could wear my hat.
229 00:13:14,137 00:13:20,103 Ok, what do you think? Ok, what do you think?
230 00:13:20,103 00:13:23,103 I know what we can do! I know what we can do!
231 00:13:23,103 00:13:25,620 Let's break some of Mommy's shit. Let's break some of Mommy's shit.
232 00:13:25,620 00:13:28,655 [guitar music] [guitar music]
233 00:13:28,655 00:13:31,482 [high pitched voice] Don't you just love this color Dick? [high pitched voice] Don't you just love this color Dick?
234 00:13:31,482 00:13:33,931 You should paint your office that color! You should paint your office that color!
235 00:13:33,931 00:13:39,758 Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country! Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country!
236 00:13:39,758 00:13:42,931 ♪ Well it's time to go! Yeah it's time to go! ♪ ♪ Well it's time to go! Yeah it's time to go! ♪
237 00:13:42,931 00:13:44,827 - It's a bunt! - It's a bunt!
238 00:13:44,827 00:13:47,206 ♪ Kisses that last all through ♪ Kisses that last all through
239 00:13:47,206 00:13:52,862 the night, round and round like a satellite ♪ the night, round and round like a satellite ♪
240 00:13:52,862 00:13:57,655 ♪ Over stocked clown car that's ready to go ♪ ♪ Over stocked clown car that's ready to go ♪
241 00:13:57,655 00:14:00,517 [growling] ♪ When it's time to go [growling] ♪ When it's time to go
242 00:14:00,517 00:14:02,724 ♪ Yeah it's time to go ♪ Yeah it's time to go
243 00:14:02,724 00:14:06,172 Give me the dress! Give me the dress!
244 00:14:06,172 00:14:10,310 Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick! Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick!
245 00:14:10,310 00:14:13,896 You're using too much! You're using too much!
246 00:14:13,896 00:14:18,137 All you need is a pea sized amount. All you need is a pea sized amount.
247 00:14:18,137 00:14:22,000 Just a tiny, little pea size. Just a tiny, little pea size.
248 00:14:22,000 00:14:26,793 Then you can Then you can
249 00:14:26,793 00:14:30,896 I don't care about your rules about toothpaste! I don't care about your rules about toothpaste!
250 00:14:30,896 00:14:34,931 I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore. I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore.
251 00:14:34,931 00:14:37,896 So this is how much toothpaste I use. So this is how much toothpaste I use.
252 00:14:37,896 00:14:39,862 This is what I like to use. This is what I like to use.
253 00:14:39,862 00:14:43,862 This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here. This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here.
254 00:14:43,862 00:14:45,344 This is it. This is it.
255 00:14:45,344 00:14:48,724 [high pitch voice] Dick, I want a divorce! [high pitch voice] Dick, I want a divorce!
256 00:14:48,724 00:14:52,068 ♪ Red hot love burning in my veins, ♪ Red hot love burning in my veins,
257 00:14:52,068 00:14:55,137 now memories are the scant remains ♪ now memories are the scant remains ♪
258 00:14:55,137 00:14:59,172 ♪ I walked a million miles just to wake up with the after glow. ♪ I walked a million miles just to wake up with the after glow.
259 00:14:59,172 00:15:04,586 Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick! Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick!
260 00:15:04,586 00:15:06,896 ♪ Well it's time to go, yeah it's time to go! ♪ ♪ Well it's time to go, yeah it's time to go! ♪
261 00:15:06,896 00:15:11,275 [crash] [crash]
262 00:15:11,275 00:15:28,000 [upbeat guitar music] [upbeat guitar music]
263 00:15:28,000 00:15:31,689 I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative
264 00:15:31,689 00:15:36,758 so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella
265 00:15:36,758 00:15:39,758 tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising
266 00:15:39,758 00:15:43,103 either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening. either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening.
267 00:15:43,103 00:15:48,034 Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit. Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit.
268 00:15:48,034 00:15:49,896 - [Dick] What are you looking for? - [Dick] What are you looking for?
269 00:15:49,896 00:15:51,689 - Oh, bear with me. Patty? - Oh, bear with me. Patty?
270 00:15:51,689 00:15:56,551 Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it! Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it!
271 00:15:56,551 00:15:58,896 Haha, look at that there. [groans] Haha, look at that there. [groans]
272 00:15:58,896 00:16:01,689 Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on. Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on.
273 00:16:01,689 00:16:07,448 One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this. One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this.
274 00:16:07,448 00:16:09,724 Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is
275 00:16:09,724 00:16:11,586 set at minus two. set at minus two.
276 00:16:11,586 00:16:14,655 And three, and this is the most important step of all. And three, and this is the most important step of all.
277 00:16:14,655 00:16:20,172 After you've completed steps one and two, After you've completed steps one and two,
278 00:16:20,172 00:16:23,034 get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a
279 00:16:23,034 00:16:24,620 dime sized amount dime sized amount
280 00:16:24,620 00:16:26,413 into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously
281 00:16:26,413 00:16:30,137 into your vagina. [giggling] into your vagina. [giggling]
282 00:16:30,137 00:16:32,241 - [Dick] Can I go now? - [Dick] Can I go now?
283 00:16:32,241 00:16:34,034 - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching? - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching?
284 00:16:34,034 00:16:38,034 - [Dick] Sure. - [Doctor] Scram. - [Dick] Sure. - [Doctor] Scram.
285 00:16:38,034 00:16:46,551 [car engine] [car engine]
286 00:16:46,551 00:16:50,620 [rattling] [rattling]
287 00:16:50,620 00:16:58,931 [clattering] [clattering]
288 00:16:58,931 00:17:11,793 [groans] [groans]
289 00:17:11,793 00:17:15,689 Minor set back. Minor set back.
290 00:17:15,689 00:17:19,931 Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow
291 00:17:19,931 00:17:24,103 we'll take over the world. we'll take over the world.
292 00:17:24,103 00:17:45,034 [upbeat guitar music] [upbeat guitar music]
293 00:17:45,034 00:17:49,103 ♪ Don't do it, don't do it again ♪ Don't do it, don't do it again
294 00:17:49,103 00:17:54,827 to your self my friend, oh friend ♪ to your self my friend, oh friend ♪
295 00:17:54,827 00:17:59,068 ♪ You know ♪ You know
296 00:17:59,068 00:18:05,931 I get hurt in the end. ♪ I get hurt in the end. ♪
297 00:18:05,931 00:18:10,137 ♪ Come on, come on come home ♪ Come on, come on come home
298 00:18:10,137 00:18:14,586 you know I get so alone. Alone ♪ you know I get so alone. Alone ♪
299 00:18:14,586 00:18:19,724 Does it show? ♪ Does it show? ♪
300 00:18:19,724 00:18:29,689 ♪ I need an anecdote ♪ I need an anecdote
301 00:18:29,689 00:18:34,689 ♪ I get so alone ♪ I get so alone
302 00:18:34,689 00:18:38,413 [liquid pouring] [liquid pouring]
303 00:18:38,413 00:18:39,724 [grunt] [grunt]
304 00:18:39,724 00:18:45,827 Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet! Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet!
305 00:18:45,827 00:18:52,724 [beeping] [beeping]
306 00:18:52,724 00:18:54,724 [beeping] No, no, no. [beeping] No, no, no.
307 00:18:54,724 00:18:56,413 No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department. No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department.
308 00:18:56,413 00:19:00,137 - [Thomas] Whoo! Part - tay! - [Thomas] Whoo! Part - tay!
309 00:19:00,137 00:19:03,517 - [Dick] Thomas, what, hey! - [Dick] Thomas, what, hey!
310 00:19:03,517 00:19:05,448 - My god, what happened to your leg? - My god, what happened to your leg?
311 00:19:05,448 00:19:06,827 - What the hell's going on buddy? [Dick] I was just chopping - What the hell's going on buddy? [Dick] I was just chopping
312 00:19:06,827 00:19:08,172 some wood and I, I fell down. some wood and I, I fell down.
313 00:19:08,172 00:19:10,448 - In your robe? - In your robe?
314 00:19:10,448 00:19:12,448 - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick. - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick.
315 00:19:12,448 00:19:13,689 If I could, just real quick.. [Tom] Bud, where are your pants? If I could, just real quick.. [Tom] Bud, where are your pants?
316 00:19:13,689 00:19:15,793 - [Dick] You're not supposed to be here. - [Dick] You're not supposed to be here.
317 00:19:15,793 00:19:17,413 - Why? - [Tom] Yeah, missed the party? - Why? - [Tom] Yeah, missed the party?
318 00:19:17,413 00:19:21,620 - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire.. - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire..
319 00:19:21,620 00:19:25,620 wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What? wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What?
320 00:19:25,620 00:19:27,793 - [Dick] I left you guys a message. - [Dick] I left you guys a message.
321 00:19:27,793 00:19:29,620 I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email. I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email.
322 00:19:29,620 00:19:32,068 - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email. - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email.
323 00:19:32,068 00:19:35,000 - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - [Dick] Maybe - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - [Dick] Maybe
324 00:19:35,000 00:19:37,827 - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone, - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone,
325 00:19:37,827 00:19:40,241 you gotta call my cell. you gotta call my cell.
326 00:19:40,241 00:19:42,758 - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some
327 00:19:42,758 00:19:45,379 trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this. trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this.
328 00:19:45,379 00:19:47,344 - [Dick] No, no, no... - [Dick] No, no, no...
329 00:19:47,344 00:19:49,206 - [Tom] We're doing something here. - [Tom] We're doing something here.
330 00:19:49,206 00:19:51,275 - [Dick] No, no you don't have to do it. - [Dick] No, no you don't have to do it.
331 00:19:51,275 00:19:55,896 - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright. - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright.
332 00:19:55,896 00:19:59,137 But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down. But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down.
333 00:19:59,137 00:20:04,689 - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down. - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down.
334 00:20:04,689 00:20:06,448 - [Dick] That's really god damned good. - [Dick] That's really god damned good.
335 00:20:06,448 00:20:09,000 - [Tom] No need to bring Him into it. - [Tom] No need to bring Him into it.
336 00:20:09,000 00:20:13,586 You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home. You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home.
337 00:20:13,586 00:20:17,310 Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh
338 00:20:17,310 00:20:19,551 Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover
339 00:20:19,551 00:20:23,310 of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book. of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book.
340 00:20:23,310 00:20:25,517 Yes and it is personalized to you. Yes and it is personalized to you.
341 00:20:25,517 00:20:29,827 - [Dick] That's really sweet buddy. Thank you. - [Dick] That's really sweet buddy. Thank you.
342 00:20:29,827 00:20:31,344 - [Tom] Sure. - [Tom] Sure.
343 00:20:31,344 00:20:32,724 - [Dick] Should I burnt it now, or wait - [Dick] Should I burnt it now, or wait
344 00:20:32,724 00:20:38,310 till you guys leave. "Claire" till you guys leave. "Claire"
345 00:20:38,310 00:20:41,413 - [Tom] I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part. - [Tom] I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part.
346 00:20:41,413 00:20:44,862 Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these
347 00:20:44,862 00:20:51,551 cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes
348 00:20:51,551 00:20:53,931 and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is
349 00:20:53,931 00:20:58,275 off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world
350 00:20:58,275 00:21:02,413 a better place, it's a heaven's gate... a better place, it's a heaven's gate...
351 00:21:02,413 00:21:04,344 I know it's kind of little bit dated but... I know it's kind of little bit dated but...
352 00:21:04,344 00:21:07,482 - [Jessie] I don't really think suicide jokes are funny. - [Jessie] I don't really think suicide jokes are funny.
353 00:21:07,482 00:21:09,689 Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet. Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet.
354 00:21:09,689 00:21:12,862 - [Dick] No. - [Tom] Yes. - [Dick] I am fine. - [Dick] No. - [Tom] Yes. - [Dick] I am fine.
355 00:21:12,862 00:21:17,965 - She's right. - [Dick] I'm fine In fact, I have a plan - She's right. - [Dick] I'm fine In fact, I have a plan
356 00:21:17,965 00:21:24,620 A real non suicide plan. A real non suicide plan.
357 00:21:24,620 00:21:26,896 I'm going to go and I'm going to go and
358 00:21:26,896 00:21:30,758 do all the things this week that we had planned do all the things this week that we had planned
359 00:21:30,758 00:21:32,551 for the anniversary celebration for the anniversary celebration
360 00:21:32,551 00:21:35,172 I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire
361 00:21:35,172 00:21:39,137 - [Jessie] To show her what? - [Jessie] To show her what?
362 00:21:39,137 00:21:42,655 - [Dick] I'm ok. - [Dick] I'm ok.
363 00:21:42,655 00:21:49,000 A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue. A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue.
364 00:21:49,000 00:21:52,103 Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out
365 00:21:52,103 00:21:57,379 in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know? in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know?
366 00:21:57,379 00:22:01,034 - Ok, didn't these guys have - Ok, didn't these guys have
367 00:22:01,034 00:22:04,172 medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - [Tom] Here we are. medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - [Tom] Here we are.
368 00:22:04,172 00:22:07,965 We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman. We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman.
369 00:22:07,965 00:22:13,931 - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone. - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone.
370 00:22:13,931 00:22:16,379 - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate. - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate.
371 00:22:16,379 00:22:18,068 - [Tom] Well let's not go crazy. - [Tom] Well let's not go crazy.
372 00:22:18,068 00:22:20,448 - What is on the schedule for tomorrow? - What is on the schedule for tomorrow?
373 00:22:20,448 00:22:25,137 - I'm sure it's some shit. - I'm sure it's some shit.
374 00:22:25,137 00:22:33,862 [thoughtful music] [thoughtful music]
375 00:22:33,862 00:22:49,034 - Ok, time to wake up. - Ok, time to wake up.
376 00:22:49,034 00:22:52,793 ♪ And she's everything ♪ And she's everything
377 00:22:52,793 00:22:59,379 I wanted to forget ♪ I wanted to forget ♪
378 00:22:59,379 00:23:02,275 Flashing eyelashes ♪ Flashing eyelashes ♪
379 00:23:02,275 00:23:04,344 - [Tom] Well there's your problem right there, - [Tom] Well there's your problem right there,
380 00:23:04,344 00:23:05,413 you're looking for meaning at the end you're looking for meaning at the end
381 00:23:05,413 00:23:08,103 and not in the whole of it. and not in the whole of it.
382 00:23:08,103 00:23:10,862 Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this? Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this?
383 00:23:10,862 00:23:12,758 Is that really going to help? Is that really going to help?
384 00:23:12,758 00:23:17,172 - [Dick] Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole? - [Dick] Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole?
385 00:23:17,172 00:23:19,965 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
386 00:23:19,965 00:23:26,655 Claire was here. And now she's not. Claire was here. And now she's not.
387 00:23:26,655 00:23:31,965 Don't look for meaning where there isn't any. Don't look for meaning where there isn't any.
388 00:23:31,965 00:23:36,103 ♪ And it's good just to be bad ♪ And it's good just to be bad
389 00:23:36,103 00:23:44,275 Anything but being sad ♪ Anything but being sad ♪
390 00:23:44,275 00:23:46,413 Action notes ♪ Action notes ♪
391 00:23:46,413 00:23:53,000 [chattering] [chattering]
392 00:23:53,000 00:23:57,103 [giggling] I think I was fucking around. [giggling] I think I was fucking around.
393 00:23:57,103 00:24:38,827 [laughing] It's just funny. [laughing] It's just funny.
394 00:24:38,827 00:24:43,034 [sighs] [sighs]
395 00:24:43,034 00:24:52,379 - [Jessie] I've always loved you. - [Jessie] I've always loved you.
396 00:24:52,379 00:24:58,241 It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right? It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right?
397 00:24:58,241 00:25:06,655 I love my husband, I love my family I love my husband, I love my family
398 00:25:06,655 00:25:14,931 [kissing] [kissing]
399 00:25:14,931 00:25:23,310 - [Dick] Jessie, no I can't - [Dick] Jessie, no I can't
400 00:25:23,310 00:25:39,965 [sigh] [sigh]
401 00:25:39,965 00:25:52,034 [sighing] [sighing]
402 00:25:52,034 00:25:53,965 - [Tom] Do not be a bitch to me! - [Tom] Do not be a bitch to me!
403 00:25:53,965 00:25:56,965 - [Jessie] Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of - [Jessie] Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of
404 00:25:56,965 00:25:59,827 random, fucking meaninglessness. random, fucking meaninglessness.
405 00:25:59,827 00:26:01,310 - [Tom]I have been more than tolerant of your little - [Tom]I have been more than tolerant of your little
406 00:26:01,310 00:26:03,413 sexual awakening glory hole thing. sexual awakening glory hole thing.
407 00:26:03,413 00:26:05,448 - [Jessie] We talked about this. - [Jessie] We talked about this.
408 00:26:05,448 00:26:08,758 - We sure as hell never talked about Dick! - We sure as hell never talked about Dick!
409 00:26:08,758 00:26:10,551 - [Dick] Wait, what? - [Dick] Wait, what?
410 00:26:10,551 00:26:12,827 - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this, - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this,
411 00:26:12,827 00:26:14,413 you don't get to be mad. you don't get to be mad.
412 00:26:14,413 00:26:17,000 - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad. - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad.
413 00:26:17,000 00:26:18,793 - [Tom and Jessie] shut up Dick! - [Tom and Jessie] shut up Dick!
414 00:26:18,793 00:26:20,448 - [Dick] Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now, - [Dick] Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now,
415 00:26:20,448 00:26:24,965 and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe
416 00:26:24,965 00:26:28,896 we can get through this, without it being such a big deal. we can get through this, without it being such a big deal.
417 00:26:28,896 00:26:33,034 - [Tom] Oh so your grand opus of self destruction - [Tom] Oh so your grand opus of self destruction
418 00:26:33,034 00:26:35,827 isn't over yet? isn't over yet?
419 00:26:35,827 00:26:38,275 You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you? You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you?
420 00:26:38,275 00:26:40,034 You little piece of shit. You little piece of shit.
421 00:26:40,034 00:26:42,448 - No Tom, all I'm saying is that - No Tom, all I'm saying is that
422 00:26:42,448 00:26:46,551 yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife. yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife.
423 00:26:46,551 00:26:48,241 [Jessie groans] [Jessie groans]
424 00:26:48,241 00:26:51,137 so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not
425 00:26:51,137 00:26:53,448 inside of your wife. inside of your wife.
426 00:26:53,448 00:26:56,724 [Jessie groans] What I'm suggesting is.. [Jessie groans] What I'm suggesting is..
427 00:26:56,724 00:26:59,862 we don't try to find meaning we don't try to find meaning
428 00:26:59,862 00:27:02,034 when there isn't any. when there isn't any.
429 00:27:02,034 00:27:05,724 Right? Right?
430 00:27:05,724 00:27:10,241 [whack] [groaning] - [Jessie] Wow, Thomas. [whack] [groaning] - [Jessie] Wow, Thomas.
431 00:27:10,241 00:27:13,620 - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move. - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move.
432 00:27:13,620 00:27:14,931 [Jessie] Oh my god! [Jessie] Oh my god!
433 00:27:14,931 00:27:21,206 Oh he hit me right at the top of the head. [groaning] Oh he hit me right at the top of the head. [groaning]
434 00:27:21,206 00:27:27,344 - [Tom] You know what really pisses me off. - [Tom] You know what really pisses me off.
435 00:27:27,344 00:27:33,103 You orchestrated this whole thing Jess. You orchestrated this whole thing Jess.
436 00:27:33,103 00:27:35,137 You weren't worried about Dick. You weren't worried about Dick.
437 00:27:35,137 00:27:40,862 You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him. You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him.
438 00:27:40,862 00:27:42,758 - [Jessie] Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas? - [Jessie] Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas?
439 00:27:42,758 00:27:44,931 - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch. - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch.
440 00:27:44,931 00:27:47,517 - [Jessie] Yes that has been very clearly established but - [Jessie] Yes that has been very clearly established but
441 00:27:47,517 00:27:52,620 I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick
442 00:27:52,620 00:27:54,448 and I certainly didn't cancel the party. and I certainly didn't cancel the party.
443 00:27:54,448 00:27:56,034 And anyway when we got the email And anyway when we got the email
444 00:27:56,034 00:28:00,862 you were the one who said we should come up. you were the one who said we should come up.
445 00:28:00,862 00:28:03,068 - [Dick] Wait. What? - [Dick] Wait. What?
446 00:28:03,068 00:28:07,000 - [Jessie] Yes Dick, we got the email. - [Jessie] Yes Dick, we got the email.
447 00:28:07,000 00:28:08,862 - Then what the hell are you doing here? - Then what the hell are you doing here?
448 00:28:08,862 00:28:12,034 - [Jessie] We thought you should be around friends and we knew - [Jessie] We thought you should be around friends and we knew
449 00:28:12,034 00:28:14,206 you wouldn't let us if we told you. you wouldn't let us if we told you.
450 00:28:14,206 00:28:16,965 But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas? But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas?
451 00:28:16,965 00:28:20,586 Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up? Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up?
452 00:28:20,586 00:28:24,068 We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax. We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax.
453 00:28:24,068 00:28:27,241 Fucking revisionist. Fucking revisionist.
454 00:28:27,241 00:28:33,034 You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God. You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God.
455 00:28:33,034 00:28:36,413 I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family. I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family.
456 00:28:36,413 00:28:38,689 [clattering] [clattering]
457 00:28:38,689 00:28:41,482 I have managed my career. I have managed my career.
458 00:28:41,482 00:28:46,724 three children, your career... - [Dick] Okay, time to go! three children, your career... - [Dick] Okay, time to go!
459 00:28:46,724 00:28:48,793 - What? - [Dick] I love you but you're both - What? - [Dick] I love you but you're both
460 00:28:48,793 00:28:51,034 fucking crazy and I need you out of my house. fucking crazy and I need you out of my house.
461 00:28:51,034 00:28:53,793 - Come on Dick! - Come on Dick!
462 00:28:53,793 00:28:55,206 - No come on Dick, time to go. - [Jessie] We're working through something here, - No come on Dick, time to go. - [Jessie] We're working through something here,
463 00:28:55,206 00:28:59,793 it's really important and kind of involves you. it's really important and kind of involves you.
464 00:28:59,793 00:29:01,793 - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't. - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't.
465 00:29:01,793 00:29:03,793 - [Tom] Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning - [Tom] Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning
466 00:29:03,793 00:29:06,137 and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA. and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA.
467 00:29:06,137 00:29:10,310 - [Jessie] It's not safe Dick. - [Jessie] It's not safe Dick.
468 00:29:10,310 00:29:13,517 - Okay. You can spend the night. - Okay. You can spend the night.
469 00:29:13,517 00:29:16,862 But you're out of here at seven a.m. - [Tom] That's a tad early. But you're out of here at seven a.m. - [Tom] That's a tad early.
470 00:29:16,862 00:29:21,827 - [Dick] Seven a.m.! - [Dick] Seven a.m.!
471 00:29:21,827 00:29:25,482 Good night! Good night!
472 00:29:25,482 00:29:29,758 ♪ You told me to be safe but I know ♪ You told me to be safe but I know
473 00:29:29,758 00:29:33,793 I can't be safe ♪ I can't be safe ♪
474 00:29:33,793 00:29:38,103 [guitar music] ♪ I can't help but to move forward [guitar music] ♪ I can't help but to move forward
475 00:29:38,103 00:29:42,137 I can't see what I'm headed toward ♪ I can't see what I'm headed toward ♪
476 00:29:42,137 00:29:46,517 ♪ Trouble in the wind ♪ Trouble in the wind
477 00:29:46,517 00:29:50,586 ♪ I feel it now ♪ I feel it now
478 00:29:50,586 00:29:54,862 all over me again ♪ [duck quacks] all over me again ♪ [duck quacks]
479 00:29:54,862 00:29:59,034 ♪ All over me again ♪ All over me again
480 00:29:59,034 00:30:03,206 ♪ Trouble like before ♪ Trouble like before
481 00:30:03,206 00:30:07,413 ♪ Don't want to hide from ♪ Don't want to hide from
482 00:30:07,413 00:30:11,655 Trouble anymore, No no no ♪ Trouble anymore, No no no ♪
483 00:30:11,655 00:30:15,724 Trouble anymore ♪ Trouble anymore ♪
484 00:30:15,724 00:30:26,137 [car door closes] [car door closes]
485 00:30:26,137 00:30:31,344 Oh no, no no, don't even stop. Oh no, no no, don't even stop.
486 00:30:31,344 00:30:33,620 Just keep going, keep going. Just keep going, keep going.
487 00:30:33,620 00:30:38,862 Oh you crazy bastard. Oh you crazy bastard.
488 00:30:38,862 00:30:42,620 [clears throat] Hey buddy. [clears throat] Hey buddy.
489 00:30:42,620 00:30:44,931 - [Tom] I fixed it. - [Tom] I fixed it.
490 00:30:44,931 00:30:49,103 ♪ You told me what I want ♪ You told me what I want
491 00:30:49,103 00:30:53,448 that's not what I want ♪ that's not what I want ♪
492 00:30:53,448 00:30:57,482 ♪ I don't want to have to fake ♪ I don't want to have to fake
493 00:30:57,482 00:31:01,586 this I can't fix it while you break this. ♪ this I can't fix it while you break this. ♪
494 00:31:01,586 00:31:05,827 Break it. Trouble in the wind ♪ Break it. Trouble in the wind ♪
495 00:31:05,827 00:31:09,931 [guitar music] [guitar music]
496 00:31:09,931 00:31:16,896 Tennis. Tennis.
497 00:31:16,896 00:31:18,931 That's better, we're getting there. That's better, we're getting there.
498 00:31:18,931 00:31:21,793 You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time. You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time.
499 00:31:21,793 00:31:27,068 [grunts] [grunts]
500 00:31:27,068 00:31:30,724 Out. [gasp] Out. [gasp]
501 00:31:30,724 00:31:32,724 - [Dick] T.O. T.O - [Dick] T.O. T.O
502 00:31:32,724 00:31:37,931 - T.O. - T.O.
503 00:31:37,931 00:31:40,758 It's a beautiful day. - [Dick] Hmmmm It's a beautiful day. - [Dick] Hmmmm
504 00:31:40,758 00:31:45,000 I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life. I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life.
505 00:31:45,000 00:31:50,034 Um yeah. Um yeah.
506 00:31:50,034 00:31:53,103 You smoke? - [Dick] No, quit years ago. You smoke? - [Dick] No, quit years ago.
507 00:31:53,103 00:31:55,344 - How about this guy? - How about this guy?
508 00:31:55,344 00:31:58,827 - [Dick] Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not. - [Dick] Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not.
509 00:31:58,827 00:32:01,620 - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks. - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks.
510 00:32:01,620 00:32:05,517 - [Dick] Nice and easy. - Jump right in. - [Dick] Nice and easy. - Jump right in.
511 00:32:05,517 00:32:06,655 [inhale] [inhale]
512 00:32:06,655 00:32:10,620 Wow. I get that one. Wow. I get that one.
513 00:32:10,620 00:32:12,310 - Yeah. Good, right? - Yeah. Good, right?
514 00:32:12,310 00:32:14,310 - Yeah, it's really good, really good. - Yeah, it's really good, really good.
515 00:32:14,310 00:32:18,551 [lighter flicks] - [Dick] You got the look man. [lighter flicks] - [Dick] You got the look man.
516 00:32:18,551 00:32:23,724 You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband. You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband.
517 00:32:23,724 00:32:25,620 You love the headband? - [Dick] I do. You love the headband? - [Dick] I do.
518 00:32:25,620 00:32:29,068 - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband. - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband.
519 00:32:29,068 00:32:32,758 You're a broken man. You're a broken man.
520 00:32:32,758 00:32:34,931 - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella. - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella.
521 00:32:34,931 00:32:40,103 Meniscus. I know what you're saying. Meniscus. I know what you're saying.
522 00:32:40,103 00:32:44,931 And you came to me for a lesson. And you came to me for a lesson.
523 00:32:44,931 00:32:50,620 Dick Romans. Dick Romans.
524 00:32:50,620 00:32:53,758 - [Dick] I mean, tennis. - [Dick] I mean, tennis.
525 00:32:53,758 00:32:55,896 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. Sure.
526 00:32:55,896 00:32:57,517 - Tennis lesson. - Tennis lesson.
527 00:32:57,517 00:33:02,482 Right. A tennis lesson. [Dick laughs] Right. A tennis lesson. [Dick laughs]
528 00:33:02,482 00:33:04,758 There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say? There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say?
529 00:33:04,758 00:33:08,517 Yep. Yep.
530 00:33:08,517 00:33:14,241 Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right? Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right?
531 00:33:14,241 00:33:16,379 I mean it is those things. I mean it is those things.
532 00:33:16,379 00:33:17,896 - [Dick] Because without those things you know - [Dick] Because without those things you know
533 00:33:17,896 00:33:19,896 it's not really even tennis. it's not really even tennis.
534 00:33:19,896 00:33:22,379 - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands. - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands.
535 00:33:22,379 00:33:26,586 You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket. You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket.
536 00:33:26,586 00:33:28,344 - [Dick] There are a lot of things.. - [Dick] There are a lot of things..
537 00:33:28,344 00:33:30,620 - There are a lot things. That's very well said. - There are a lot things. That's very well said.
538 00:33:30,620 00:33:32,241 We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff, We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff,
539 00:33:32,241 00:33:36,275 my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons. my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons.
540 00:33:36,275 00:33:39,620 Life you only live once. Life you only live once.
541 00:33:39,620 00:33:48,172 But tennis, you get to serve twice. But tennis, you get to serve twice.
542 00:33:48,172 00:33:49,724 - [Dick] Wow. - [Dick] Wow.
543 00:33:49,724 00:33:51,344 - I mean that's the business. - I mean that's the business.
544 00:33:51,344 00:33:55,758 Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head. Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head.
545 00:33:55,758 00:33:58,827 - [Dick] It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah. - [Dick] It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah.
546 00:33:58,827 00:34:02,655 - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a... - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a...
547 00:34:02,655 00:34:07,034 you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat. you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat.
548 00:34:07,034 00:34:10,931 You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote. You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote.
549 00:34:10,931 00:34:20,448 But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote. But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote.
550 00:34:20,448 00:34:30,827 [guitar music] [guitar music]
551 00:34:30,827 00:34:37,931 ♪ I'm just trying to understand ♪ I'm just trying to understand
552 00:34:37,931 00:34:40,931 ♪ Where I jump and where I land ♪ ♪ Where I jump and where I land ♪
553 00:34:40,931 00:34:44,896 - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable.
554 00:34:44,896 00:34:48,758 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ When I'm with you
555 00:34:48,758 00:34:53,448 Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny. Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny.
556 00:34:53,448 00:34:57,000 - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation. - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation.
557 00:34:57,000 00:35:01,241 - No, we're good. I come in peace. - [Dick] By the way, I gotta tell ya.. - No, we're good. I come in peace. - [Dick] By the way, I gotta tell ya..
558 00:35:01,241 00:35:04,137 the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it. the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it.
559 00:35:04,137 00:35:06,413 - [Dick] I really liked it. - [Dick] I really liked it.
560 00:35:06,413 00:35:09,482 - [Lenny] I made you a dish, here. Sample platter. - [Lenny] I made you a dish, here. Sample platter.
561 00:35:09,482 00:35:11,379 I know you're going through a little something I know you're going through a little something
562 00:35:11,379 00:35:13,965 and I figured you could use another good meal. and I figured you could use another good meal.
563 00:35:13,965 00:35:16,517 Looks like things are getting a little worse around here. Looks like things are getting a little worse around here.
564 00:35:16,517 00:35:21,931 You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring. You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring.
565 00:35:21,931 00:35:23,793 This is basically called bracing This is basically called bracing
566 00:35:23,793 00:35:27,758 It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces, It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces,
567 00:35:27,758 00:35:29,310 like prostetic shoes and different types of hands. like prostetic shoes and different types of hands.
568 00:35:29,310 00:35:30,862 - Ah well. I guess I'm in. - Ah well. I guess I'm in.
569 00:35:30,862 00:35:33,655 - [Dick] You're on the cutting edge of fashion. - [Dick] You're on the cutting edge of fashion.
570 00:35:33,655 00:35:38,413 Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids! Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids!
571 00:35:38,413 00:35:40,413 Bless your heart Lenny! Bless your heart Lenny!
572 00:35:40,413 00:35:43,310 - Well, good luck Dick! - Well, good luck Dick!
573 00:35:43,310 00:35:48,379 - [Dick] Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn? - [Dick] Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn?
574 00:35:48,379 00:35:50,965 What are you doing tomorrow? What are you doing tomorrow?
575 00:35:50,965 00:35:52,517 - [Lenny] What do you mean? - [Lenny] What do you mean?
576 00:35:52,517 00:35:56,379 - [Dick] I'm kind of on this bizarre - [Dick] I'm kind of on this bizarre
577 00:35:56,379 00:35:59,551 accidental vision quest, accidental vision quest,
578 00:35:59,551 00:36:02,034 and I got a wine tasting tomorrow, and I got a wine tasting tomorrow,
579 00:36:02,034 00:36:05,103 and I thought maybe you would want to ... and I thought maybe you would want to ...
580 00:36:05,103 00:36:06,931 I don't know. Come with me. I don't know. Come with me.
581 00:36:06,931 00:36:08,758 - [Lenny] Oh god, that sounds great. - [Lenny] Oh god, that sounds great.
582 00:36:08,758 00:36:12,482 But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy. But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy.
583 00:36:12,482 00:36:15,724 - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal. - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal.
584 00:36:15,724 00:36:17,793 - His wife died. - His wife died.
585 00:36:17,793 00:36:20,965 - Really? You know some guys have all the luck. - Really? You know some guys have all the luck.
586 00:36:20,965 00:36:23,206 - [Lenny] It was terrible, you know - [Lenny] It was terrible, you know
587 00:36:23,206 00:36:23,896 her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller. her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller.
588 00:36:23,896 00:36:27,344 - You're kidding me. - You're kidding me.
589 00:36:27,344 00:36:30,310 So it's going around? - [Lenny] Yeah. So it's going around? - [Lenny] Yeah.
590 00:36:30,310 00:36:34,517 - So you can, come with me? Or you can't? - So you can, come with me? Or you can't?
591 00:36:34,517 00:36:38,758 Come on! - [Lenny] All right. I'm in. Come on! - [Lenny] All right. I'm in.
592 00:36:38,758 00:36:40,137 - [Dick] Yeah! - [Dick] Yeah!
593 00:36:40,137 00:36:41,172 It'll be fun, I promise. It'll be fun, I promise.
594 00:36:41,172 00:36:53,758 [guitar music] [guitar music]
595 00:36:53,758 00:36:57,862 ♪ Let's never fall ♪ Let's never fall
596 00:36:57,862 00:37:02,965 in love ♪ in love ♪
597 00:37:02,965 00:37:06,344 ♪ Our hearts can only ♪ Our hearts can only
598 00:37:06,344 00:37:07,620 - Wow. - Wow.
599 00:37:07,620 00:37:10,655 Ready to get drunk? Ready to get drunk?
600 00:37:10,655 00:37:13,620 - [Lenny] Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public. - [Lenny] Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public.
601 00:37:13,620 00:37:16,000 - Why it's a great hat! - Why it's a great hat!
602 00:37:16,000 00:37:17,862 Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat. Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat.
603 00:37:17,862 00:37:19,862 - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that. - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that.
604 00:37:19,862 00:37:23,310 - Oh funny, get in the bus. - Oh funny, get in the bus.
605 00:37:23,310 00:37:31,689 ♪ [rap music] ♪ [rap music]
606 00:37:31,689 00:37:34,896 Hey can you turn this up? Hey can you turn this up?
607 00:37:34,896 00:37:37,206 [Dick giggles] [Dick giggles]
608 00:37:37,206 00:37:39,862 You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot. You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot.
609 00:37:39,862 00:37:42,310 Is this your jam? That's cool. Is this your jam? That's cool.
610 00:37:42,310 00:37:44,275 - What? A girl can't like gangster rap? - What? A girl can't like gangster rap?
611 00:37:44,275 00:37:46,206 - No, a girl can like gangster rap. - No, a girl can like gangster rap.
612 00:37:46,206 00:37:49,000 A girl like you, can't like gangster rap. A girl like you, can't like gangster rap.
613 00:37:49,000 00:37:53,103 [hiss] - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this? [hiss] - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this?
614 00:37:53,103 00:37:57,103 I used to be in all girl country gangster I used to be in all girl country gangster
615 00:37:57,103 00:37:59,206 rap band. rap band.
616 00:37:59,206 00:38:00,862 - [Dick] Bull shit. - Honest. - [Dick] Bull shit. - Honest.
617 00:38:00,862 00:38:02,724 - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band. - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band.
618 00:38:02,724 00:38:04,689 - [Lenny] I was. [Dick] No I don't believe you. - [Lenny] I was. [Dick] No I don't believe you.
619 00:38:04,689 00:38:07,000 I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever. I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever.
620 00:38:07,000 00:38:09,379 - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place. - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place.
621 00:38:09,379 00:38:11,206 Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now. Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now.
622 00:38:11,206 00:38:13,724 - We were the DLP. Three tracks? - We were the DLP. Three tracks?
623 00:38:13,724 00:38:17,344 Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat. Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat.
624 00:38:17,344 00:38:19,448 - What did the DLP stand for? - What did the DLP stand for?
625 00:38:19,448 00:38:22,034 - I don't know you well enough. - I don't know you well enough.
626 00:38:22,034 00:38:24,689 - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse. - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse.
627 00:38:24,689 00:38:29,689 [laughing] [laughing]
628 00:38:29,689 00:38:32,103 - [Dick] Really? - [Lenny] Yeah! We were young! - [Dick] Really? - [Lenny] Yeah! We were young!
629 00:38:32,103 00:38:33,241 - [Dick] This feels good to me now. - [Dick] This feels good to me now.
630 00:38:33,241 00:38:34,827 Now I feel not so worried. Now I feel not so worried.
631 00:38:34,827 00:38:37,137 Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed
632 00:38:37,137 00:38:38,310 in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun. in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun.
633 00:38:38,310 00:38:41,034 Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet? Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet?
634 00:38:41,034 00:39:01,827 [rap music] ♪ [rap music] ♪
635 00:39:01,827 00:39:04,482 - [Dick] I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail. - [Dick] I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail.
636 00:39:04,482 00:39:10,310 This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind. This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind.
637 00:39:10,310 00:39:11,827 Holy crap. That's awful. Holy crap. That's awful.
638 00:39:11,827 00:39:36,655 [rap music] ♪ [rap music] ♪
639 00:39:36,655 00:39:40,758 Are you okay? Are you okay?
640 00:39:40,758 00:39:44,931 - I'm a huge fan. [Dick] Thank you. - I mean I loved your show. - I'm a huge fan. [Dick] Thank you. - I mean I loved your show.
641 00:39:44,931 00:39:49,034 - I just, I love everything about you. - I just, I love everything about you.
642 00:39:49,034 00:39:58,034 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
643 00:39:58,034 00:40:01,310 What was that? - [Dick] I don't know, we should go outside. What was that? - [Dick] I don't know, we should go outside.
644 00:40:01,310 00:40:02,965 [Jessie] What was that? - I don't know what to tell you. [Jessie] What was that? - I don't know what to tell you.
645 00:40:02,965 00:40:05,827 I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go. I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go.
646 00:40:05,827 00:40:07,965 Thank you! Thank you!
647 00:40:07,965 00:40:11,586 I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here. I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here.
648 00:40:11,586 00:40:14,379 And I thought this seems like a really great place And I thought this seems like a really great place
649 00:40:14,379 00:40:16,275 for a kid to grow up. for a kid to grow up.
650 00:40:16,275 00:40:19,241 - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid. - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid.
651 00:40:19,241 00:40:23,655 That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude. That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude.
652 00:40:23,655 00:40:28,758 He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah. He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah.
653 00:40:28,758 00:40:30,896 Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second. Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second.
654 00:40:30,896 00:40:33,724 - You okay? - Yeah fine. - You okay? - Yeah fine.
655 00:40:33,724 00:40:39,586 So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly. So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly.
656 00:40:39,586 00:40:43,413 I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
657 00:40:43,413 00:40:51,379 I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay. I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay.
658 00:40:51,379 00:40:53,758 Not that face please. Not that face please.
659 00:40:53,758 00:40:57,724 Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story. Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story.
660 00:40:57,724 00:41:02,620 It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man. It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man.
661 00:41:02,620 00:41:06,724 I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything. I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything.
662 00:41:06,724 00:41:08,517 He was a good father. He was a good father.
663 00:41:08,517 00:41:12,655 We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then
664 00:41:12,655 00:41:16,862 he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him. he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him.
665 00:41:16,862 00:41:21,103 I couldn't let him do it alone. I couldn't let him do it alone.
666 00:41:21,103 00:41:25,103 And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad. And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad.
667 00:41:25,103 00:41:29,344 It was hard on all of us. It was hard on all of us.
668 00:41:29,344 00:41:36,620 But it's better now. It's just better. But it's better now. It's just better.
669 00:41:36,620 00:41:40,758 I started this business, and I got a great kid. I started this business, and I got a great kid.
670 00:41:40,758 00:41:44,862 I'm living and doing well. I'm living and doing well.
671 00:41:44,862 00:41:46,551 Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me
672 00:41:46,551 00:41:53,586 like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now. like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now.
673 00:41:53,586 00:41:54,620 - I am. I'm sorry. - I am. I'm sorry.
674 00:41:54,620 00:41:58,758 - It's okay. I get it. - It's okay. I get it.
675 00:41:58,758 00:42:06,103 Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone. Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone.
676 00:42:06,103 00:42:08,310 But the truth and But the truth and
677 00:42:08,310 00:42:13,931 I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it. I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it.
678 00:42:13,931 00:42:16,137 I'm happier now than I've ever been. I'm happier now than I've ever been.
679 00:42:16,137 00:42:32,137 was when my husband was alive. was when my husband was alive.
680 00:42:32,137 00:42:35,655 Does that make me a bad person? Does that make me a bad person?
681 00:42:35,655 00:42:43,551 - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person. - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person.
682 00:42:43,551 00:42:47,068 - Okay. [laughs] - Okay. [laughs]
683 00:42:47,068 00:42:49,862 So what about you, big tv star? So what about you, big tv star?
684 00:42:49,862 00:42:52,896 What happened to you? What happened to you?
685 00:42:52,896 00:42:59,275 [laughs] - [Dick] Indeed. [laughs] - [Dick] Indeed.
686 00:42:59,275 00:43:05,586 Claire was my producer and we fell in love. Claire was my producer and we fell in love.
687 00:43:05,586 00:43:10,586 And it was great. We got hitched. And it was great. We got hitched.
688 00:43:10,586 00:43:11,724 Then the day before Then the day before
689 00:43:11,724 00:43:16,413 anniversary week, she split. anniversary week, she split.
690 00:43:16,413 00:43:19,551 She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause
691 00:43:19,551 00:43:23,724 she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week, she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week,
692 00:43:23,724 00:43:25,689 and Claire is not like that. and Claire is not like that.
693 00:43:25,689 00:43:29,310 She's detail oriented. You worked with her. She's detail oriented. You worked with her.
694 00:43:29,310 00:43:32,034 - She's got things in order. - She's got things in order.
695 00:43:32,034 00:43:37,931 - It's just a fucking week. - It's just a fucking week.
696 00:43:37,931 00:43:41,172 All you got to do is hug a few friends, All you got to do is hug a few friends,
697 00:43:41,172 00:43:42,965 have some hors d'oeuvres, have some hors d'oeuvres,
698 00:43:42,965 00:43:54,862 pretend you're having a good time. pretend you're having a good time.
699 00:43:54,862 00:44:03,827 [guitar music] [guitar music]
700 00:44:03,827 00:44:07,931 - [Lenny] Thanks Bert! - [Bert] You're welcome. - [Lenny] Thanks Bert! - [Bert] You're welcome.
701 00:44:07,931 00:44:11,862 - [Lenny] That was fun. - [Dick] Yeah. What is this? - [Lenny] That was fun. - [Dick] Yeah. What is this?
702 00:44:11,862 00:44:16,000 Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five. Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five.
703 00:44:16,000 00:44:19,724 Oh five! This is the bitching year! - [Lenny] It was Roger's. Oh five! This is the bitching year! - [Lenny] It was Roger's.
704 00:44:19,724 00:44:24,689 Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles. Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles.
705 00:44:24,689 00:44:27,344 Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - [Lenny] Shoot. Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - [Lenny] Shoot.
706 00:44:27,344 00:44:29,379 - You think that maybe you'd want - You think that maybe you'd want
707 00:44:29,379 00:44:31,655 to do an interview with me for my new show? to do an interview with me for my new show?
708 00:44:31,655 00:44:33,655 I know its a strange question. - I don't know. I know its a strange question. - I don't know.
709 00:44:33,655 00:44:35,586 It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone. It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone.
710 00:44:35,586 00:44:38,482 We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me? We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me?
711 00:44:38,482 00:44:40,620 - Cause I like the stories that you tell. - Cause I like the stories that you tell.
712 00:44:40,620 00:44:43,413 [laughs] I'm going to have to get back to you on that. [laughs] I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
713 00:44:43,413 00:44:46,379 - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go
714 00:44:46,379 00:44:48,758 do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot? do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot?
715 00:44:48,758 00:44:51,344 Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - [Dick] Ok. Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - [Dick] Ok.
716 00:44:51,344 00:44:57,586 See you later. I had fun too! - [Lenny] Alright! See you later. I had fun too! - [Lenny] Alright!
717 00:44:57,586 00:45:01,827 Alright Bert, get my broken ass home. Alright Bert, get my broken ass home.
718 00:45:01,827 00:45:04,724 [guitar music] [guitar music]
719 00:45:04,724 00:45:10,965 ♪ I want to fall ♪ I want to fall
720 00:45:10,965 00:45:15,103 ♪ I want to fall with you ♪ I want to fall with you
721 00:45:15,103 00:45:19,896 [phone ringing] [phone ringing]
722 00:45:19,896 00:45:25,689 - [Dick] Claire? - Dick? - [Dick] Claire? - Dick?
723 00:45:25,689 00:45:27,896 - Hey. Hello? - Hey. Hello?
724 00:45:27,896 00:45:31,896 - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny. - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny.
725 00:45:31,896 00:45:35,034 - Oh. Hey! - Hey! - Oh. Hey! - Hey!
726 00:45:35,034 00:45:38,551 You are an extremely aggressive caterer. You are an extremely aggressive caterer.
727 00:45:38,551 00:45:42,517 I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food. I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food.
728 00:45:42,517 00:45:44,310 - Um no, that's not it. - [Dick] Ok. - Um no, that's not it. - [Dick] Ok.
729 00:45:44,310 00:45:48,379 - Um I need to ask you for a favor. - Um I need to ask you for a favor.
730 00:45:48,379 00:45:53,724 - Is this? A booty call? - Is this? A booty call?
731 00:45:53,724 00:45:59,379 - [Lenny] No. - [Dick] You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure - [Lenny] No. - [Dick] You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure
732 00:45:59,379 00:46:03,517 I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor. I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor.
733 00:46:03,517 00:46:05,517 - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but
734 00:46:05,517 00:46:09,310 I have this big meeting tomorrow. I have this big meeting tomorrow.
735 00:46:09,310 00:46:13,206 With a new client. It just came up and I.. With a new client. It just came up and I..
736 00:46:13,206 00:46:15,172 I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone. I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone.
737 00:46:15,172 00:46:17,655 - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking? - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking?
738 00:46:17,655 00:46:19,034 - Yeah. - [Dick] Done. - Yeah. - [Dick] Done.
739 00:46:19,034 00:46:20,379 It's... Lenny fine. It's... Lenny fine.
740 00:46:20,379 00:46:22,724 See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem. See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem.
741 00:46:22,724 00:46:24,620 - Yeah? - [Dick] Yeah. - Yeah? - [Dick] Yeah.
742 00:46:24,620 00:46:26,827 - Really? - [Dick] Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me. - Really? - [Dick] Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me.
743 00:46:26,827 00:46:32,413 - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your
744 00:46:32,413 00:46:35,379 unintentional vision quest or whatever. unintentional vision quest or whatever.
745 00:46:35,379 00:46:37,068 - [Dick] no, you're not going to mess up anything. - [Dick] no, you're not going to mess up anything.
746 00:46:37,068 00:46:42,206 Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway. Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway.
747 00:46:42,206 00:46:45,620 It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property. It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property.
748 00:46:45,620 00:46:48,862 Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition. Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition.
749 00:46:48,862 00:46:50,206 - Ok. - [Dick] Yeah? - Ok. - [Dick] Yeah?
750 00:46:50,206 00:46:52,310 That would be fun I think for him, I don't know. That would be fun I think for him, I don't know.
751 00:46:52,310 00:46:55,413 - [Dick] Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you. - [Dick] Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you.
752 00:46:55,413 00:46:58,448 - [Lenny] I am I really appreciate it. - [Lenny] I am I really appreciate it.
753 00:46:58,448 00:47:00,620 I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question.
754 00:47:00,620 00:47:03,862 Are you going to drink any more tonight? Are you going to drink any more tonight?
755 00:47:03,862 00:47:07,586 [Dick] Mmmm, nope. [Dick] Mmmm, nope.
756 00:47:07,586 00:47:09,586 - [Lenny] Oh good, cool. - [Dick] No.. - [Lenny] Alright. - [Lenny] Oh good, cool. - [Dick] No.. - [Lenny] Alright.
757 00:47:09,586 00:47:12,413 - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - [Lenny] Ok. - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - [Lenny] Ok.
758 00:47:12,413 00:47:14,965 - [Lenny] Are you sure it's not too weird? - [Lenny] Are you sure it's not too weird?
759 00:47:14,965 00:47:18,862 - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right? - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right?
760 00:47:18,862 00:47:22,689 I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho. I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho.
761 00:47:22,689 00:47:24,827 I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house. I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house.
762 00:47:24,827 00:47:26,965 - [Lenny] Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is. - [Lenny] Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is.
763 00:47:26,965 00:47:31,517 - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house. - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house.
764 00:47:31,517 00:47:36,793 I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth. I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth.
765 00:47:36,793 00:47:40,827 You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok. You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok.
766 00:47:40,827 00:47:44,655 Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did. Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did.
767 00:47:44,655 00:47:48,068 - [Lenny] Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick. - [Lenny] Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick.
768 00:47:48,068 00:47:56,724 - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome. - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome.
769 00:47:56,724 00:47:59,241 - [Dick] What are you doing? - What? - [Dick] What are you doing? - What?
770 00:47:59,241 00:48:00,827 - [Dick] You say goodbye and then people hang up. - [Dick] You say goodbye and then people hang up.
771 00:48:00,827 00:48:02,758 - Oh yeah. - [Dick] I'm hanging up now goodbye. - Oh yeah. - [Dick] I'm hanging up now goodbye.
772 00:48:02,758 00:48:30,000 - Ok bye. - Ok bye.
773 00:48:30,000 00:48:34,517 - [Dick] Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man - [Dick] Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man
774 00:48:34,517 00:48:38,103 Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop
775 00:48:38,103 00:48:43,068 superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above. superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above.
776 00:48:43,068 00:48:44,310 [applause] [applause]
777 00:48:44,310 00:48:49,241 Dag! Welcome to the show. Dag! Welcome to the show.
778 00:48:49,241 00:48:51,758 - [Torsten] And its all about aligning yourself - [Torsten] And its all about aligning yourself
779 00:48:51,758 00:48:54,137 with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment. with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment.
780 00:48:54,137 00:48:56,206 - [Dick] Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten? - [Dick] Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten?
781 00:48:56,206 00:48:58,448 - [Torsten] Do you have a problem with it? - [Torsten] Do you have a problem with it?
782 00:48:58,448 00:48:59,620 - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking
783 00:48:59,620 00:49:01,827 I was drifting off thinking about my laundry. I was drifting off thinking about my laundry.
784 00:49:01,827 00:49:04,931 - [Torsten] Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner. - [Torsten] Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner.
785 00:49:04,931 00:49:06,689 Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly. Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly.
786 00:49:06,689 00:49:08,724 - You just outed Marina Abramovich. - You just outed Marina Abramovich.
787 00:49:08,724 00:49:11,000 It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample. It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample.
788 00:49:11,000 00:49:13,103 - [Dick] It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something. - [Dick] It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something.
789 00:49:13,103 00:49:15,586 - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste? - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste?
790 00:49:15,586 00:49:17,655 I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me
791 00:49:17,655 00:49:23,862 a little bit of it and I go [gags] ah God! That's disgusting. a little bit of it and I go [gags] ah God! That's disgusting.
792 00:49:23,862 00:49:28,206 You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that. You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that.
793 00:49:28,206 00:49:32,275 Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on
794 00:49:32,275 00:49:34,689 between you and Michio? between you and Michio?
795 00:49:34,689 00:49:37,068 - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out. - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out.
796 00:49:37,068 00:49:40,344 - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing? - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing?
797 00:49:40,344 00:49:44,793 - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - [laughing] And or none of the above. - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - [laughing] And or none of the above.
798 00:49:44,793 00:49:48,827 We're never coming back on tv again, we're done. We're never coming back on tv again, we're done.
799 00:49:48,827 00:49:50,896 So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much. So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much.
800 00:49:50,896 00:49:52,068 - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this. - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this.
801 00:49:52,068 00:49:54,724 - Oh, you do? - Oh, you do?
802 00:49:54,724 00:49:57,310 Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog! Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog!
803 00:49:57,310 00:49:59,551 - PD! - What's up Dick! - PD! - What's up Dick!
804 00:49:59,551 00:50:01,482 - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing? - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing?
805 00:50:01,482 00:50:05,586 - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog. - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog.
806 00:50:05,586 00:50:07,793 [laughing] [laughing]
807 00:50:07,793 00:50:13,965 [speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese]
808 00:50:13,965 00:50:17,931 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
809 00:50:17,931 00:50:22,068 [typing] [typing]
810 00:50:22,068 00:50:32,275 [click] [click]
811 00:50:32,275 00:50:34,551 In the American In the American
812 00:50:34,551 00:50:38,689 propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist. propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist.
813 00:50:38,689 00:50:42,827 - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god. - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god.
814 00:50:42,827 00:50:44,896 [clears throat] Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please. [clears throat] Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please.
815 00:50:44,896 00:50:47,034 Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now? Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now?
816 00:50:47,034 00:50:51,241 Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not... Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not...
817 00:50:51,241 00:50:55,551 that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!! that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!!
818 00:50:55,551 00:50:59,655 - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty? - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty?
819 00:50:59,655 00:51:01,689 U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you. U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you.
820 00:51:01,689 00:51:03,862 Get the fuck off my show, get him off. Get the fuck off my show, get him off.
821 00:51:03,862 00:51:07,896 I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest. I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest.
822 00:51:07,896 00:51:12,034 So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done. So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done.
823 00:51:12,034 00:51:13,827 Dick you can't light that in here. Dick you can't light that in here.
824 00:51:13,827 00:51:16,827 Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show. Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show.
825 00:51:16,827 00:51:20,482 This is my show! This is my show!
826 00:51:20,482 00:51:22,965 [ripping] [ripping]
827 00:51:22,965 00:51:25,000 - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light. - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light.
828 00:51:25,000 00:51:28,655 Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations. Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations.
829 00:51:28,655 00:51:32,620 - [Dick] [yelling] It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire. - [Dick] [yelling] It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire.
830 00:51:32,620 00:51:36,586 Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire! Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire!
831 00:51:36,586 00:51:48,034 I started the fire! I started the fire! I started the fire! I started the fire!
832 00:51:48,034 00:52:00,517 [guitar music] [guitar music]
833 00:52:00,517 00:52:03,827 [guitar music] [guitar music]
834 00:52:03,827 00:52:07,793 ♪ In a pale yellow ♪ In a pale yellow
835 00:52:07,793 00:52:09,068 [quacking] [quacking]
836 00:52:09,068 00:52:13,724 ♪ yellow pit ♪ yellow pit
837 00:52:13,724 00:52:15,275 ♪ in my mind ♪ in my mind
838 00:52:15,275 00:52:17,103 - [Dick] Come on, time to wake up - [Dick] Come on, time to wake up
839 00:52:17,103 00:52:21,103 we got people coming over. we got people coming over.
840 00:52:21,103 00:52:24,379 - [Lenny] This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything. - [Lenny] This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything.
841 00:52:24,379 00:52:26,068 - [Dick] Good morning everybody! - [Dick] Good morning everybody!
842 00:52:26,068 00:52:30,379 - [Lenny] Hey douchebag. - [Dick] Hey how's it going champ? - [Lenny] Hey douchebag. - [Dick] Hey how's it going champ?
843 00:52:30,379 00:52:34,689 Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - [Lenny] Stewart is a little... Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - [Lenny] Stewart is a little...
844 00:52:34,689 00:52:38,689 I think you guys are going to get along just fine. I think you guys are going to get along just fine.
845 00:52:38,689 00:52:42,724 - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - [Lenny] Yeah. You good? - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - [Lenny] Yeah. You good?
846 00:52:42,724 00:52:47,034 I'll see you tonight. - [Stewart] Okay. I'll see you tonight. - [Stewart] Okay.
847 00:52:47,034 00:52:51,137 - [Lenny] Thanks. You know. [sniffs] - [Lenny] Thanks. You know. [sniffs]
848 00:52:51,137 00:52:55,275 Alright, have fun! - [Stewart] Bye mom! Alright, have fun! - [Stewart] Bye mom!
849 00:52:55,275 00:52:59,344 What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee? What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee?
850 00:52:59,344 00:53:03,862 - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv. - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv.
851 00:53:03,862 00:53:07,344 We could watch that. - [Stewart] They don't have ultimate frisbee. We could watch that. - [Stewart] They don't have ultimate frisbee.
852 00:53:07,344 00:53:09,655 - [Dick] Oh yeah you don't think so? - [Dick] Oh yeah you don't think so?
853 00:53:09,655 00:53:12,551 I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then? I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then?
854 00:53:12,551 00:53:15,206 How about boxing? - [Stewart] Yeah. How about boxing? - [Stewart] Yeah.
855 00:53:15,206 00:53:16,931 - [Dick] You like boxing? Alright let's do it. - [Dick] You like boxing? Alright let's do it.
856 00:53:16,931 00:53:20,758 Right, right, [punching] Right, right, [punching]
857 00:53:20,758 00:53:23,103 Good, right, right, right. Good, right, right, right.
858 00:53:23,103 00:53:24,862 [whack] [whack]
859 00:53:24,862 00:53:29,793 Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... [punch] Argh! Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... [punch] Argh!
860 00:53:29,793 00:53:46,517 [guitar music] [guitar music]
861 00:53:46,517 00:53:50,655 - [Doctor] What the hell did you do? - [Dick] We were boxing. - [Doctor] What the hell did you do? - [Dick] We were boxing.
862 00:53:50,655 00:53:52,724 - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury. - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury.
863 00:53:52,724 00:53:54,827 Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon. Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon.
864 00:53:54,827 00:53:59,034 Fucking moron. [Stewart] The cat looks like a jerk. Fucking moron. [Stewart] The cat looks like a jerk.
865 00:53:59,034 00:54:03,172 - [Doctor] What? - [Stewart] It looks mean. - [Doctor] What? - [Stewart] It looks mean.
866 00:54:03,172 00:54:05,275 - [Doctor] Tugger? - [Dick] Tugger? - [Doctor] Tugger? - [Dick] Tugger?
867 00:54:05,275 00:54:07,379 [Stewart] Tugger looks like an asshole. [Stewart] Tugger looks like an asshole.
868 00:54:07,379 00:54:11,586 [laughing] Well what do you know about cats? [laughing] Well what do you know about cats?
869 00:54:11,586 00:54:13,586 - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you. - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you.
870 00:54:13,586 00:54:15,482 - [Doctor] That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me. - [Doctor] That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me.
871 00:54:15,482 00:54:19,413 - [Stewart] I don't think so. - [Stewart] I don't think so.
872 00:54:19,413 00:54:20,689 - [Doctor] You little shit. - [Dick] Okay, no, no, no. - [Doctor] You little shit. - [Dick] Okay, no, no, no.
873 00:54:20,689 00:54:23,965 It's best for him to be in the waiting room. It's best for him to be in the waiting room.
874 00:54:23,965 00:54:28,137 Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud. Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud.
875 00:54:28,137 00:54:32,206 - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat. - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat.
876 00:54:32,206 00:54:36,413 - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream? - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream?
877 00:54:36,413 00:54:38,862 - I could probably use another tube. - I could probably use another tube.
878 00:54:38,862 00:54:40,965 - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days. - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days.
879 00:54:40,965 00:54:43,206 - [Dick] Really? - [Doctor] Yeah, really. - [Dick] Oh shit. - [Dick] Really? - [Doctor] Yeah, really. - [Dick] Oh shit.
880 00:54:43,206 00:54:57,241 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
881 00:54:57,241 00:55:01,275 So do you think my mom is cute or something? So do you think my mom is cute or something?
882 00:55:01,275 00:55:05,482 - [Dick] Ummmm. - [Dick] Ummmm.
883 00:55:05,482 00:55:07,793 I have never thought about it, I have never thought about it,
884 00:55:07,793 00:55:15,517 whether she was cute or not. [clears throat] whether she was cute or not. [clears throat]
885 00:55:15,517 00:55:18,344 Why do you think she's cute? - [Stewart] No, she's my mom. Why do you think she's cute? - [Stewart] No, she's my mom.
886 00:55:18,344 00:55:22,689 - [Dick] Right. Yeah, of course. - [Dick] Right. Yeah, of course.
887 00:55:22,689 00:55:26,448 It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question. It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question.
888 00:55:26,448 00:55:29,551 - [Stewart] Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot. - [Stewart] Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot.
889 00:55:29,551 00:55:33,103 There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you. There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you.
890 00:55:33,103 00:55:35,413 - Really? - [Stewart] Yeah really. - Really? - [Stewart] Yeah really.
891 00:55:35,413 00:55:38,965 - [Dick] Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting. - [Dick] Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting.
892 00:55:38,965 00:55:43,172 - [Stewart] Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah. - [Stewart] Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah.
893 00:55:43,172 00:55:46,482 - [Dick] What is your deal Stewart? Hmm? - [Dick] What is your deal Stewart? Hmm?
894 00:55:46,482 00:55:50,896 I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you, I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you,
895 00:55:50,896 00:55:52,896 I like pissing him off. I like pissing him off.
896 00:55:52,896 00:55:58,241 - [Stewart] You know every day is like the same. - [Stewart] You know every day is like the same.
897 00:55:58,241 00:56:01,517 It makes me mad. It makes me mad.
898 00:56:01,517 00:56:04,689 [grunts] [grunts]
899 00:56:04,689 00:56:06,275 - [Dick] You what the bad news is? - [Stewart] What? - [Dick] You what the bad news is? - [Stewart] What?
900 00:56:06,275 00:56:10,551 That feeling doesn't ever go away. That feeling doesn't ever go away.
901 00:56:10,551 00:56:13,517 You know what the good news is? You know what the good news is?
902 00:56:13,517 00:56:15,551 - [Stewart] No. - [Stewart] No.
903 00:56:15,551 00:56:17,517 - [Dick] In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink. - [Dick] In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink.
904 00:56:17,517 00:56:22,586 - How is that going to help? - [Dick] Trust me. It helps. - How is that going to help? - [Dick] Trust me. It helps.
905 00:56:22,586 00:56:24,655 Have you figured out this maze yet? Have you figured out this maze yet?
906 00:56:24,655 00:56:26,862 - [Stewart] No. - [Stewart] No.
907 00:56:26,862 00:56:29,275 - [Dick] This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life. - [Dick] This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life.
908 00:56:29,275 00:56:32,448 Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second?
909 00:56:32,448 00:56:33,724 Watch this. Watch and learn. Watch this. Watch and learn.
910 00:56:33,724 00:56:36,206 - [Waitress] Hi! - [Dick] Hi how are you? - [Waitress] Hi! - [Dick] Hi how are you?
911 00:56:36,206 00:56:37,793 - Great how are you? - Great how are you?
912 00:56:37,793 00:56:40,068 - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here, - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here,
913 00:56:40,068 00:56:42,241 and we're having some trouble getting out. and we're having some trouble getting out.
914 00:56:42,241 00:56:44,448 - [Waitress] What do you mean? - [Waitress] What do you mean?
915 00:56:44,448 00:56:46,965 - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key
916 00:56:46,965 00:56:48,586 or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to
917 00:56:48,586 00:56:50,655 get out of the maze. get out of the maze.
918 00:56:50,655 00:56:53,931 - Yeah, I don't know. [laughs] - [Dick] Has anyone ever solved the maze? - Yeah, I don't know. [laughs] - [Dick] Has anyone ever solved the maze?
919 00:56:53,931 00:56:55,655 - [Waitress] I don't know. - [Waitress] I don't know.
920 00:56:55,655 00:57:00,068 You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out! You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out!
921 00:57:00,068 00:57:02,965 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
922 00:57:02,965 00:57:05,793 Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids
923 00:57:05,793 00:57:08,758 cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now. cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now.
924 00:57:08,758 00:57:12,965 Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right. Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right.
925 00:57:12,965 00:57:16,137 It's not right. It's not right.
926 00:57:16,137 00:57:18,275 - [Waitress] Do you want some coffee? - [Waitress] Do you want some coffee?
927 00:57:18,275 00:57:20,137 - [Dick] No, don't need a coffee. - [Dick] No, don't need a coffee.
928 00:57:20,137 00:57:21,586 Be great to have a maze we can get out of. Be great to have a maze we can get out of.
929 00:57:21,586 00:57:24,448 - [Waitress] Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches? - [Waitress] Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches?
930 00:57:24,448 00:57:31,793 Cause they're blocking the walkway. Cause they're blocking the walkway.
931 00:57:31,793 00:57:35,896 - [Stewart] Asshole. - [Dick] Thank you. - [Stewart] Asshole. - [Dick] Thank you.
932 00:57:35,896 00:57:41,517 You talking about her right? You talking about her right?
933 00:57:41,517 00:57:43,137 Up high. Up high.
934 00:57:43,137 00:57:49,310 ♪ You only need me when you're drunk ♪ ♪ You only need me when you're drunk ♪
935 00:57:49,310 00:57:52,689 ♪ You only claim me when push comes to shove ♪ ♪ You only claim me when push comes to shove ♪
936 00:57:52,689 00:57:55,344 [quacking] [quacking]
937 00:57:55,344 00:57:59,793 Hey, hey listen hold on a second. Hey, hey listen hold on a second.
938 00:57:59,793 00:58:02,551 Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news
939 00:58:02,551 00:58:04,551 because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark. because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark.
940 00:58:04,551 00:58:08,620 - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers. - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers.
941 00:58:08,620 00:58:11,413 She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you, She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you,
942 00:58:11,413 00:58:13,862 she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and... she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and...
943 00:58:13,862 00:58:15,482 - [Dick] Jesus Christ - [Dick] Jesus Christ
944 00:58:15,482 00:58:18,379 - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news. - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news.
945 00:58:18,379 00:58:21,413 - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it. - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it.
946 00:58:21,413 00:58:23,448 - [Neil] Normally I wouldn't bring this up, - [Neil] Normally I wouldn't bring this up,
947 00:58:23,448 00:58:27,137 but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally, but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally,
948 00:58:27,137 00:58:32,379 the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce. the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce.
949 00:58:32,379 00:58:36,379 And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie. And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie.
950 00:58:36,379 00:58:38,862 This is the guy that Ronald Regan used. This is the guy that Ronald Regan used.
951 00:58:38,862 00:58:41,448 - [Dick] Oh fantastic - [Neil] Imagine that, okay? - [Dick] Oh fantastic - [Neil] Imagine that, okay?
952 00:58:41,448 00:58:45,689 - [Neil] Exclusive club, members only invited. - [Neil] Exclusive club, members only invited.
953 00:58:45,689 00:58:50,000 This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce. This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce.
954 00:58:50,000 00:58:53,172 - [Dick] I don't have a lot of control over that Neil. - [Dick] I don't have a lot of control over that Neil.
955 00:58:53,172 00:58:55,448 Maybe buy her something, something meaningful. Maybe buy her something, something meaningful.
956 00:58:55,448 00:58:58,655 I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman, I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman,
957 00:58:58,655 00:59:04,620 this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful. this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful.
958 00:59:04,620 00:59:06,862 Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know? Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know?
959 00:59:06,862 00:59:08,724 It'll show her that you're trying. It'll show her that you're trying.
960 00:59:08,724 00:59:12,689 - [Dick] Um, I don't even know what to say to that. - [Dick] Um, I don't even know what to say to that.
961 00:59:12,689 00:59:16,793 How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me? How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me?
962 00:59:16,793 00:59:20,896 Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket. Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket.
963 00:59:20,896 00:59:25,103 Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. [Neil] They're not just baskets Dickie, they're Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. [Neil] They're not just baskets Dickie, they're
964 00:59:25,103 00:59:30,000 customized to the individual. - [Dick] Let me ask you something. Is this the top customized to the individual. - [Dick] Let me ask you something. Is this the top
965 00:59:30,000 00:59:33,275 This is the good stuff? - [Neil] I'm sorry Dickie okay? This is the good stuff? - [Neil] I'm sorry Dickie okay?
966 00:59:33,275 00:59:37,620 This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple. This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple.
967 00:59:37,620 00:59:41,793 If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have? If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have?
968 00:59:41,793 00:59:45,896 I'm fucked. You know that? - [Dick] Yeah I am too. I gotta go. I'm fucked. You know that? - [Dick] Yeah I am too. I gotta go.
969 00:59:45,896 00:59:54,241 Goodbye. Goodbye.
970 00:59:54,241 01:00:02,517 - [Dick] Shhh. He's sleeping. - [Dick] Shhh. He's sleeping.
971 01:00:02,517 01:00:07,517 Wow. He's out? - [Dick] Out. Wow. He's out? - [Dick] Out.
972 01:00:07,517 01:00:09,310 They like each other. Come on. They like each other. Come on.
973 01:00:09,310 01:00:11,275 - [Lenny] So how'd it go? - [Lenny] So how'd it go?
974 01:00:11,275 01:00:15,586 - It went really well. You know what I did? p[Lenny] What? - It went really well. You know what I did? p[Lenny] What?
975 01:00:15,586 01:00:17,344 I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies? I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies?
976 01:00:17,344 01:00:20,034 Yeah you got to taste one of those. Yeah you got to taste one of those.
977 01:00:20,034 01:00:24,068 They are horrible. Right? They are horrible. Right?
978 01:00:24,068 01:00:25,413 - [Lenny] What? Oh my god. - [Lenny] What? Oh my god.
979 01:00:25,413 01:00:28,275 - [Dick] That's the worst cookie. - [Dick] That's the worst cookie.
980 01:00:28,275 01:00:32,000 There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie. There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie.
981 01:00:32,000 01:00:33,655 - Why did you make me eat that? - Why did you make me eat that?
982 01:00:33,655 01:00:36,103 - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- [Lenny] No. - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- [Lenny] No.
983 01:00:36,103 01:00:40,827 - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today? - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today?
984 01:00:40,827 01:00:44,793 - Good, yeah, it was a tasting - Good, yeah, it was a tasting
985 01:00:44,793 01:00:47,413 for a big country club wedding and I nailed it. for a big country club wedding and I nailed it.
986 01:00:47,413 01:00:56,482 - [Dick] Course you did. - Yeah. - [Dick] Course you did. - Yeah.
987 01:00:56,482 01:00:59,000 That it might be fun to do that thing. That it might be fun to do that thing.
988 01:00:59,000 01:01:01,413 You know the interview thing that you were talking about. You know the interview thing that you were talking about.
989 01:01:01,413 01:01:03,379 - [Dick] Oh yeah. - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] Yeah - [Dick] Oh yeah. - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] Yeah
990 01:01:03,379 01:01:05,344 - [Lenny] You know, if you were serious. - [Dick] Dead serious. - [Lenny] You know, if you were serious. - [Dick] Dead serious.
991 01:01:05,344 01:01:09,448 - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now
992 01:01:09,448 01:01:11,068 You mean you want to do it right now? You mean you want to do it right now?
993 01:01:11,068 01:01:14,620 Yeah, let's do it right now. Yeah, let's do it right now.
994 01:01:14,620 01:01:19,206 Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere. Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere.
995 01:01:19,206 01:01:21,068 Come on, it'll be a blast. - [Lenny] Okay. Come on, it'll be a blast. - [Lenny] Okay.
996 01:01:21,068 01:01:26,068 - [Dick] Yeah? - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] Yeah? - [Lenny] Yeah.
997 01:01:26,068 01:01:37,068 [clears throat] [clears throat]
998 01:01:37,068 01:01:38,689 Today. Today.
999 01:01:38,689 01:01:41,724 Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please? Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please?
1000 01:01:41,724 01:01:46,482 Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright. Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright.
1001 01:01:46,482 01:01:50,103 What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing, What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing,
1002 01:01:50,103 01:01:53,689 we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about.. we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about..
1003 01:01:53,689 01:01:58,620 Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP? Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP?
1004 01:01:58,620 01:02:04,344 Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence. Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence.
1005 01:02:04,344 01:02:08,517 I was almost an Icelander. I was almost an Icelander.
1006 01:02:08,517 01:02:11,103 That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard. That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard.
1007 01:02:11,103 01:02:17,896 [laughs] When I was in the fifth grade, um.. [laughs] When I was in the fifth grade, um..
1008 01:02:17,896 01:02:20,034 my father was in between jobs my father was in between jobs
1009 01:02:20,034 01:02:23,379 and he worked with computers and satellites. and he worked with computers and satellites.
1010 01:02:23,379 01:02:25,965 And he got this job offer in Iceland. And he got this job offer in Iceland.
1011 01:02:25,965 01:02:30,896 So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor. So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor.
1012 01:02:30,896 01:02:34,655 And we spent the entire summer And we spent the entire summer
1013 01:02:34,655 01:02:37,862 three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes
1014 01:02:37,862 01:02:39,448 - [Dick] Ah Johannes. - [Dick] Ah Johannes.
1015 01:02:39,448 01:02:42,931 Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America
1016 01:02:42,931 01:02:45,551 and he became part of the family. and he became part of the family.
1017 01:02:45,551 01:02:47,896 He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay
1018 01:02:47,896 01:02:50,862 and teach us and get us ready. and teach us and get us ready.
1019 01:02:50,862 01:02:54,310 Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment. Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment.
1020 01:02:54,310 01:02:56,275 - [Dick] That's a big jump. - Yeah. - [Dick] That's a big jump. - Yeah.
1021 01:02:56,275 01:02:58,827 Anyway my father, he goes over there Anyway my father, he goes over there
1022 01:02:58,827 01:03:00,758 to look for a house and to get us into school to look for a house and to get us into school
1023 01:03:00,758 01:03:03,724 and when he comes back and when he comes back
1024 01:03:03,724 01:03:07,655 he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot
1025 01:03:07,655 01:03:10,482 of this street festival in Reykjavik. of this street festival in Reykjavik.
1026 01:03:10,482 01:03:14,344 And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it
1027 01:03:14,344 01:03:15,482 and he's telling us all and he's telling us all
1028 01:03:15,482 01:03:20,931 about about the city, and the food. about about the city, and the food.
1029 01:03:20,931 01:03:23,758 and the clothing and all of a sudden and the clothing and all of a sudden
1030 01:03:23,758 01:03:27,103 he just starts crying. he just starts crying.
1031 01:03:27,103 01:03:30,586 Nobody knows what is going on. Nobody knows what is going on.
1032 01:03:30,586 01:03:35,034 And he just gets up and he leaves. And he just gets up and he leaves.
1033 01:03:35,034 01:03:38,172 And we don't hear from him for like a week. And we don't hear from him for like a week.
1034 01:03:38,172 01:03:46,827 And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland. And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland.
1035 01:03:46,827 01:03:51,931 Now um, the reason was because, Now um, the reason was because,
1036 01:03:51,931 01:03:53,758 the film my dad showed us. the film my dad showed us.
1037 01:03:53,758 01:03:56,206 of the street festival, of the street festival,
1038 01:03:56,206 01:03:58,103 in the crowd in the crowd
1039 01:03:58,103 01:04:01,448 Johannes saw his fiancè Johannes saw his fiancè
1040 01:04:01,448 01:04:10,275 making out with his best friend. making out with his best friend.
1041 01:04:10,275 01:04:14,827 - [Dick] Ouch. - [Lenny] Yeah. - [Dick] Ouch. - [Lenny] Yeah.
1042 01:04:14,827 01:04:21,275 That's my first memory of anything completely true. That's my first memory of anything completely true.
1043 01:04:21,275 01:04:26,413 It was proven right there in front of all us. It was proven right there in front of all us.
1044 01:04:26,413 01:04:30,103 It was real. It was real.
1045 01:04:30,103 01:04:34,241 Just like your final show. Just like your final show.
1046 01:04:34,241 01:04:35,793 The one that never aired. The one that never aired.
1047 01:04:35,793 01:04:39,827 - [Dick] Truthfully, there wasn't much to air. - [Dick] Truthfully, there wasn't much to air.
1048 01:04:39,827 01:04:42,068 - [Lenny] January 13, 2012. - [Lenny] January 13, 2012.
1049 01:04:42,068 01:04:44,517 - [Dick] You've done your homework. - [Dick] You've done your homework.
1050 01:04:44,517 01:04:49,931 - The day that your show died. - The day that your show died.
1051 01:04:49,931 01:04:54,689 was the same day that my husband died. was the same day that my husband died.
1052 01:04:54,689 01:05:01,724 January 13, 2012. January 13, 2012.
1053 01:05:01,724 01:05:06,862 It can't just be coincidence. It can't just be coincidence.
1054 01:05:06,862 01:05:10,517 It's the truth. It's the truth.
1055 01:05:10,517 01:05:13,310 And it's not good. And it's not good.
1056 01:05:13,310 01:05:20,931 It's not beautiful. It's just true. It's not beautiful. It's just true.
1057 01:05:20,931 01:05:22,862 I feel like I feel like
1058 01:05:22,862 01:05:26,896 life keeps showing me this over and over again. life keeps showing me this over and over again.
1059 01:05:26,896 01:05:31,000 I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means.
1060 01:05:31,000 01:05:34,586 Maybe that's why we're here. Maybe that's why we're here.
1061 01:05:34,586 01:05:47,000 To figure it out. To figure it out.
1062 01:05:47,000 01:05:50,137 [door shuts] [door shuts]
1063 01:05:50,137 01:05:53,344 You like it? - [Stewart] Sort of. You like it? - [Stewart] Sort of.
1064 01:05:53,344 01:05:58,517 - [Dick] Not a hundred percent? - [Stewart] Yeah. - [Dick] Not a hundred percent? - [Stewart] Yeah.
1065 01:05:58,517 01:06:06,620 [footsteps] [footsteps]
1066 01:06:06,620 01:06:08,758 [door shuts] [door shuts]
1067 01:06:08,758 01:06:12,655 - [Lenny] You spoil him. - [Dick] He's a good kid. - [Lenny] You spoil him. - [Dick] He's a good kid.
1068 01:06:12,655 01:06:15,137 - Yeah. - Yeah.
1069 01:06:15,137 01:06:21,620 - Thanks. - Thanks yeah. [laughs] - Thanks. - Thanks yeah. [laughs]
1070 01:06:21,620 01:06:24,413 - [Dick] Oh give me a hug. [nervous laugh] - [Dick] Oh give me a hug. [nervous laugh]
1071 01:06:24,413 01:06:29,206 Thanks. - [Lenny] Yeah.. Thanks. - [Lenny] Yeah..
1072 01:06:29,206 01:06:34,000 oh, okay... hey! Wow. oh, okay... hey! Wow.
1073 01:06:34,000 01:06:40,137 - [Dick] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - [Dick] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1074 01:06:40,137 01:06:44,965 [engine starts] You know what? I'm sorry. [engine starts] You know what? I'm sorry.
1075 01:06:44,965 01:06:47,068 - Lenny? - Lenny?
1076 01:06:47,068 01:06:52,275 Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - [Lenny] I got it! Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - [Lenny] I got it!
1077 01:06:52,275 01:06:59,793 - [Lenny] [groans] - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow. - [Lenny] [groans] - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow.
1078 01:06:59,793 01:07:06,724 [sad music] [sad music]
1079 01:07:06,724 01:07:10,620 ♪ Our hearts ♪ Our hearts
1080 01:07:10,620 01:07:16,034 can only betray us ♪ can only betray us ♪
1081 01:07:16,034 01:07:20,689 ♪ I can't afford to care ♪ I can't afford to care
1082 01:07:20,689 01:07:23,724 [quacking] [quacking]
1083 01:07:23,724 01:07:26,827 What? - [Operator] Please hold for Mr. Young. What? - [Operator] Please hold for Mr. Young.
1084 01:07:26,827 01:07:28,862 - [Jaron] Are you ignoring me? - [Dick] No I'm sorry. - [Jaron] Are you ignoring me? - [Dick] No I'm sorry.
1085 01:07:28,862 01:07:31,482 - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this. - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this.
1086 01:07:31,482 01:07:33,137 Did you get any of my texts? Did you get any of my texts?
1087 01:07:33,137 01:07:36,137 - [Dick] Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too. - [Dick] Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too.
1088 01:07:36,137 01:07:38,793 I got a lot going right on now Jaron. I got a lot going right on now Jaron.
1089 01:07:38,793 01:07:41,620 - [Jaron] Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you. - [Jaron] Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you.
1090 01:07:41,620 01:07:43,689 I need to break bread with my favorite egghead. I need to break bread with my favorite egghead.
1091 01:07:43,689 01:07:45,965 - [Dick] I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated. - [Dick] I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated.
1092 01:07:45,965 01:07:48,655 Life is complicated. Hey man, Life is complicated. Hey man,
1093 01:07:48,655 01:07:50,896 have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea
1094 01:07:50,896 01:07:53,068 what's going on in this industry that you are a part of? what's going on in this industry that you are a part of?
1095 01:07:53,068 01:07:54,862 If not, let me explain it to you Dick. If not, let me explain it to you Dick.
1096 01:07:54,862 01:07:58,482 As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network. As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network.
1097 01:07:58,482 01:08:00,758 - [Dick] Hey Congratulations! Good for you. - [Dick] Hey Congratulations! Good for you.
1098 01:08:00,758 01:08:03,620 - [Jaron] Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you. - [Jaron] Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you.
1099 01:08:03,620 01:08:05,620 Should I be flattered? Should I be flattered?
1100 01:08:05,620 01:08:07,586 Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered. Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered.
1101 01:08:07,586 01:08:08,793 In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles
1102 01:08:08,793 01:08:10,655 to come sit down with me. to come sit down with me.
1103 01:08:10,655 01:08:12,689 - [Dick] Oh boy that sounds tempting. - [Dick] Oh boy that sounds tempting.
1104 01:08:12,689 01:08:14,724 - [Jaron] Good I'm sending you a ticket. - [Jaron] Good I'm sending you a ticket.
1105 01:08:14,724 01:08:16,724 - [Dick] Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister - [Dick] Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister
1106 01:08:16,724 01:08:18,206 - [Jaron] An e-ticket stupid. - [Jaron] An e-ticket stupid.
1107 01:08:18,206 01:08:20,275 - [Dick] What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned. - [Dick] What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned.
1108 01:08:20,275 01:08:22,310 - [Jaron] The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says - [Jaron] The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says
1109 01:08:22,310 01:08:23,655 if it's it burnt or not. Okay? if it's it burnt or not. Okay?
1110 01:08:23,655 01:08:25,241 Right now I say the bridge is not burned. Right now I say the bridge is not burned.
1111 01:08:25,241 01:08:28,793 What don't you understand about me being president? What don't you understand about me being president?
1112 01:08:28,793 01:08:31,724 So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one. So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one.
1113 01:08:31,724 01:08:33,724 I need to see your face. I need to see your face.
1114 01:08:33,724 01:08:35,896 - [Dick] Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype. - [Dick] Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype.
1115 01:08:35,896 01:08:38,862 - [Jaron] Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more. - [Jaron] Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more.
1116 01:08:38,862 01:08:41,586 Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick? Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick?
1117 01:08:41,586 01:08:43,827 - [Dick] I'm not being obstinate. - [Dick] I'm not being obstinate.
1118 01:08:43,827 01:08:46,000 - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here
1119 01:08:46,000 01:08:49,206 is why people passionately don't like you. is why people passionately don't like you.
1120 01:08:49,206 01:08:52,448 okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you. okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you.
1121 01:08:52,448 01:08:53,931 - [Dick] But I didn't ask you to fight for me. - [Dick] But I didn't ask you to fight for me.
1122 01:08:53,931 01:08:57,000 - Shhh. Stop it. Okay. - Shhh. Stop it. Okay.
1123 01:08:57,000 01:08:59,620 Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you. Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you.
1124 01:08:59,620 01:09:02,310 I do. I know what's good for you. I do. I know what's good for you.
1125 01:09:02,310 01:09:04,793 This is what love feels like. This is what love feels like.
1126 01:09:04,793 01:09:07,689 Bring your ass down to L.A. Bring your ass down to L.A.
1127 01:09:07,689 01:09:09,931 - [Dick] Listen, congratulations on the promotion. - [Dick] Listen, congratulations on the promotion.
1128 01:09:09,931 01:09:11,655 - Thank you. - Thank you.
1129 01:09:11,655 01:09:13,827 And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window
1130 01:09:13,827 01:09:15,793 which they're going to do. which they're going to do.
1131 01:09:15,793 01:09:16,793 Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors, Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors,
1132 01:09:16,793 01:09:19,620 that'll soften the blow. that'll soften the blow.
1133 01:09:19,620 01:09:23,379 - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you. - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you.
1134 01:09:23,379 01:09:25,965 When your friend who also happens to be the President When your friend who also happens to be the President
1135 01:09:25,965 01:09:31,034 of a network tells you that this is your last chance of a network tells you that this is your last chance
1136 01:09:31,034 01:09:34,137 he's not fucking around. he's not fucking around.
1137 01:09:34,137 01:09:38,793 I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m. I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m.
1138 01:09:38,793 01:10:03,344 [guitar music] [guitar music]
1139 01:10:03,344 01:10:05,206 ♪ Everybody wants their cigarettes ♪ Everybody wants their cigarettes
1140 01:10:05,206 01:10:07,724 ♪ everybody lies and everyone ♪ everybody lies and everyone
1141 01:10:07,724 01:10:09,655 ♪ gets in front of me ♪ gets in front of me
1142 01:10:09,655 01:10:21,689 ♪ in front of me ♪ in front of me
1143 01:10:21,689 01:10:25,206 - Dick. - Lenny. - Dick. - Lenny.
1144 01:10:25,206 01:10:29,068 I think we should probably talk about yesterday I think we should probably talk about yesterday
1145 01:10:29,068 01:10:34,758 Can I just, for a real quick... Can I just, for a real quick...
1146 01:10:34,758 01:10:39,344 ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss. ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss.
1147 01:10:39,344 01:10:42,241 It was all my fault. It was all my fault.
1148 01:10:42,241 01:10:47,137 It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part
1149 01:10:47,137 01:10:50,206 and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment. and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment.
1150 01:10:50,206 01:10:51,931 I was feeling an attraction towards you I was feeling an attraction towards you
1151 01:10:51,931 01:10:55,931 but I shouldn't have but I shouldn't have
1152 01:10:55,931 01:11:02,034 I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
1153 01:11:02,034 01:11:03,827 I never had to apologize I never had to apologize
1154 01:11:03,827 01:11:08,965 for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird. for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird.
1155 01:11:08,965 01:11:10,931 - [Lenny] Weird? - [Dick] It's not about the kiss though - [Lenny] Weird? - [Dick] It's not about the kiss though
1156 01:11:10,931 01:11:17,000 I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that
1157 01:11:17,000 01:11:19,965 I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is
1158 01:11:19,965 01:11:25,068 I'm having legitimate feelings for you I'm having legitimate feelings for you
1159 01:11:25,068 01:11:28,655 - [Lenny] Legitimate feelings? - [Lenny] Legitimate feelings?
1160 01:11:28,655 01:11:32,413 - [Dick] Romantic, love feelings. - [Dick] Romantic, love feelings.
1161 01:11:32,413 01:11:36,413 - [Lenny] No. - [Dick] No, no, you got to hear me out. - [Lenny] No. - [Dick] No, no, you got to hear me out.
1162 01:11:36,413 01:11:38,413 Please Lenny Please Lenny
1163 01:11:38,413 01:11:40,827 - [Lenny] No, Dick, this is bull shit. - [Lenny] No, Dick, this is bull shit.
1164 01:11:40,827 01:11:42,965 - No its not bullshit. - No its not bullshit.
1165 01:11:42,965 01:11:44,724 - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it. - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it.
1166 01:11:44,724 01:11:53,241 [door slams] [door slams]
1167 01:11:53,241 01:11:57,896 What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings? What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings?
1168 01:11:57,896 01:12:01,517 Everything. You. Everything. You.
1169 01:12:01,517 01:12:05,137 We're in all girl gangster rap band We're in all girl gangster rap band
1170 01:12:05,137 01:12:11,517 and so many things. You like my hat. and so many things. You like my hat.
1171 01:12:11,517 01:12:13,620 Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole. Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole.
1172 01:12:13,620 01:12:16,931 and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food. and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food.
1173 01:12:16,931 01:12:20,827 And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think
1174 01:12:20,827 01:12:22,206 that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way. that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way.
1175 01:12:22,206 01:12:27,551 - [Lenny] Okay. [door slams] - [Lenny] Okay. [door slams]
1176 01:12:27,551 01:12:30,344 What's your problem? Which one? What's your problem? Which one?
1177 01:12:30,344 01:12:33,241 No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here, No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here,
1178 01:12:33,241 01:12:35,482 I'm trying to keep a business afloat. I'm trying to keep a business afloat.
1179 01:12:35,482 01:12:38,655 You think you're going to knock on my door You think you're going to knock on my door
1180 01:12:38,655 01:12:43,862 and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat? and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat?
1181 01:12:43,862 01:12:45,482 Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going
1182 01:12:45,482 01:12:48,241 to jump into your arms because after three days to jump into your arms because after three days
1183 01:12:48,241 01:12:52,137 you think you have romantic love feelings. you think you have romantic love feelings.
1184 01:12:52,137 01:12:57,965 Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans. Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans.
1185 01:12:57,965 01:13:00,172 I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now. I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now.
1186 01:13:00,172 01:13:04,206 You're not going to complete me. You're not going to complete me.
1187 01:13:04,206 01:13:06,793 [door slams] [door slams]
1188 01:13:06,793 01:13:13,344 Oh god. Oh god.
1189 01:13:13,344 01:13:35,034 [door shuts] [exhales] [door shuts] [exhales]
1190 01:13:35,034 01:13:38,137 It's fine.. it's fine. It's fine.. it's fine.
1191 01:13:38,137 01:13:46,827 [engine starts] [engine starts]
1192 01:13:46,827 01:13:59,758 [guitar music] [guitar music]
1193 01:13:59,758 01:14:04,482 ♪ I'm going to hell ♪ I'm going to hell
1194 01:14:04,482 01:14:10,000 ♪ There's nothing to do ♪ There's nothing to do
1195 01:14:10,000 01:14:15,103 ♪ So I'm going to say my prayers ♪ ♪ So I'm going to say my prayers ♪
1196 01:14:15,103 01:14:20,172 ♪ and drink my liquor too ♪ and drink my liquor too
1197 01:14:20,172 01:14:25,310 ♪ I feel all inept ♪ I feel all inept
1198 01:14:25,310 01:14:30,413 ♪ I'll be the one in white ♪ I'll be the one in white
1199 01:14:30,413 01:14:36,034 ♪ grinning like a fool ♪ grinning like a fool
1200 01:14:36,034 01:14:41,137 ♪ and to see my wife ♪ and to see my wife
1201 01:14:41,137 01:14:46,103 ♪ that I held your heart ♪ that I held your heart
1202 01:14:46,103 01:14:51,586 ♪ I thought I knew you well ♪ I thought I knew you well
1203 01:14:51,586 01:15:00,931 [barking] [barking]
1204 01:15:00,931 01:15:03,620 I love you I love you
1205 01:15:03,620 01:15:06,655 I love you too I love you too
1206 01:15:06,655 01:15:14,137 Thank you Thank you
1207 01:15:14,137 01:15:15,965 [ticking] [ticking]
1208 01:15:15,965 01:15:18,689 - [Dick] That's a great painting - [Dick] That's a great painting
1209 01:15:18,689 01:15:22,862 - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah? - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah?
1210 01:15:22,862 01:15:31,068 [fast tense music] [fast tense music]
1211 01:15:31,068 01:15:33,206 - [Mick] What? - [Dick] Are you going to tell me the story? - [Mick] What? - [Dick] Are you going to tell me the story?
1212 01:15:33,206 01:15:34,655 - Do you want to hear it? - Ok. - Do you want to hear it? - Ok.
1213 01:15:34,655 01:15:38,000 - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down
1214 01:15:38,000 01:15:40,034 right outside of [speaks Spanish] right outside of [speaks Spanish]
1215 01:15:40,034 01:15:42,862 so this chick, she wanders off the bus so this chick, she wanders off the bus
1216 01:15:42,862 01:15:45,448 I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs. I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs.
1217 01:15:45,448 01:15:47,724 She steps right into a fox trap. She steps right into a fox trap.
1218 01:15:47,724 01:15:51,758 You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode. You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode.
1219 01:15:51,758 01:15:53,758 I didn't do anything medical or that great I didn't do anything medical or that great
1220 01:15:53,758 01:15:56,551 I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches. I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches.
1221 01:15:56,551 01:15:59,344 Sprinkled water on her lips, - [Dick] Kept her hydrated. Sprinkled water on her lips, - [Dick] Kept her hydrated.
1222 01:15:59,344 01:16:01,965 - [Mick] I let her use my ipod - [Mick] I let her use my ipod
1223 01:16:01,965 01:16:03,413 Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect
1224 01:16:03,413 01:16:04,793 on people. There were tracks that I were working on on people. There were tracks that I were working on
1225 01:16:04,793 01:16:07,000 they weren't mastered so I was a first a little.. they weren't mastered so I was a first a little..
1226 01:16:07,000 01:16:09,034 She didn't seem to mind too much. She didn't seem to mind too much.
1227 01:16:09,034 01:16:11,275 She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music. She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music.
1228 01:16:11,275 01:16:14,068 After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her. After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her.
1229 01:16:14,068 01:16:17,586 Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach
1230 01:16:17,586 01:16:18,896 You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out. You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out.
1231 01:16:18,896 01:16:23,275 And I made music. And I made music.
1232 01:16:23,275 01:16:27,310 And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day. And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day.
1233 01:16:27,310 01:16:30,620 Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her
1234 01:16:30,620 01:16:31,862 from the waist down because it was really tough from the waist down because it was really tough
1235 01:16:31,862 01:16:33,000 her leg was so disgusting. her leg was so disgusting.
1236 01:16:33,000 01:16:34,275 To me, it's life To me, it's life
1237 01:16:34,275 01:16:37,034 It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable
1238 01:16:37,034 01:16:38,931 but you have to embrace it. but you have to embrace it.
1239 01:16:38,931 01:16:40,724 Before I spilt I stole that painting. Before I spilt I stole that painting.
1240 01:16:40,724 01:16:43,137 [Dick grunts] [Dick grunts]
1241 01:16:43,137 01:16:46,620 So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down
1242 01:16:46,620 01:16:49,310 - [Dick] At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter. - [Dick] At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter.
1243 01:16:49,310 01:16:52,862 - [Mick] No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing. - [Mick] No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing.
1244 01:16:52,862 01:16:55,896 - [Dick] Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you? - [Dick] Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you?
1245 01:16:55,896 01:16:58,068 - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you, - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you,
1246 01:16:58,068 01:17:00,482 come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit. come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit.
1247 01:17:00,482 01:17:02,068 LA is great for that what would be cool LA is great for that what would be cool
1248 01:17:02,068 01:17:04,896 is you'd be here for the birth too is you'd be here for the birth too
1249 01:17:04,896 01:17:06,689 - [Dick] Birth? Of what? - [Dick] Birth? Of what?
1250 01:17:06,689 01:17:12,793 - [Mick] Baby's due in early September. - [Mick] Baby's due in early September.
1251 01:17:12,793 01:17:17,034 - [Dick] What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man. - [Dick] What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man.
1252 01:17:17,034 01:17:18,103 - [Mick] Lydia is pregnant. - [Mick] Lydia is pregnant.
1253 01:17:18,103 01:17:19,965 - [Dick] Oh. - [Dick] Oh.
1254 01:17:19,965 01:17:21,965 Who's Lydia? Who's Lydia?
1255 01:17:21,965 01:17:24,689 [Mick] Lydia is my lady. [Mick] Lydia is my lady.
1256 01:17:24,689 01:17:26,379 And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now, And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now,
1257 01:17:26,379 01:17:28,862 that you're going to have a baby in a couple months. that you're going to have a baby in a couple months.
1258 01:17:28,862 01:17:33,379 That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick. That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick.
1259 01:17:33,379 01:17:35,482 - [Mick] I thought I told you. - [Mick] I thought I told you.
1260 01:17:35,482 01:17:36,655 - [Dick] Dude! - [Dick] Dude!
1261 01:17:36,655 01:17:40,517 Come here, really? Come here, really?
1262 01:17:40,517 01:17:41,827 - [Mick] Yeah. Surprised you. - [Mick] Yeah. Surprised you.
1263 01:17:41,827 01:17:46,655 - [Dick] It's beautiful man, it's beautiful. - [Dick] It's beautiful man, it's beautiful.
1264 01:17:46,655 01:17:48,103 And crazy and funny. And crazy and funny.
1265 01:17:48,103 01:17:52,655 And sad. And sad.
1266 01:17:52,655 01:17:54,620 - [Mick] Why sad? - [Mick] Why sad?
1267 01:17:54,620 01:17:56,793 I don't know. I don't even know why I said it. I don't know. I don't even know why I said it.
1268 01:17:56,793 01:18:00,517 I really don't I really don't
1269 01:18:00,517 01:18:02,275 - [Mick] cause I know what you mean. - [Mick] cause I know what you mean.
1270 01:18:02,275 01:18:05,000 - [Dick] It's weird right? - [Dick] It's weird right?
1271 01:18:05,000 01:18:09,896 It is a little sad. It is a little sad.
1272 01:18:09,896 01:18:18,379 [electronic music] [electronic music]
1273 01:18:18,379 01:18:22,413 - [Dick] You know what have been really sweet is if I was - [Dick] You know what have been really sweet is if I was
1274 01:18:22,413 01:18:24,689 good enough husband to get one of those mugs good enough husband to get one of those mugs
1275 01:18:24,689 01:18:28,241 that says world's greatest husband. that says world's greatest husband.
1276 01:18:28,241 01:18:30,172 - [Mick] I got seven Grammys. - [Mick] I got seven Grammys.
1277 01:18:30,172 01:18:33,655 - [Dick] Seven Grammys? - [Mick] So what. - [Dick] Seven Grammys? - [Mick] So what.
1278 01:18:33,655 01:18:37,551 - [Dick] So what? - [Dick] So what?
1279 01:18:37,551 01:18:43,172 - [Mick] I tell you so what, it feels great. - [Mick] I tell you so what, it feels great.
1280 01:18:43,172 01:18:45,310 - [Dick] It's not about the mugs, - [Dick] It's not about the mugs,
1281 01:18:45,310 01:18:46,931 I don't care about the mugs. I don't care about the mugs.
1282 01:18:46,931 01:18:50,034 I'm lost. I'm stuck. I'm lost. I'm stuck.
1283 01:18:50,034 01:18:55,137 - [Mick] I'm like in a maze. - [Mick] I'm like in a maze.
1284 01:18:55,137 01:18:58,344 I was in Glastonbury for a little I was in Glastonbury for a little
1285 01:18:58,344 01:19:01,103 it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at
1286 01:19:01,103 01:19:04,551 over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze. over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze.
1287 01:19:04,551 01:19:06,482 It's one of these traditional old fashioned It's one of these traditional old fashioned
1288 01:19:06,482 01:19:09,482 it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze
1289 01:19:09,482 01:19:12,103 and I'm not doing too well. and I'm not doing too well.
1290 01:19:12,103 01:19:14,310 I kind of stop, and I plant myself I kind of stop, and I plant myself
1291 01:19:14,310 01:19:15,448 because I don't want get any further in. because I don't want get any further in.
1292 01:19:15,448 01:19:17,793 Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox
1293 01:19:17,793 01:19:21,965 and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes
1294 01:19:21,965 01:19:23,793 she said put your hand on the maze wall she said put your hand on the maze wall
1295 01:19:23,793 01:19:27,965 and you leave it there. and you leave it there.
1296 01:19:27,965 01:19:30,172 As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving, As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving,
1297 01:19:30,172 01:19:35,172 you'll find your way out. you'll find your way out.
1298 01:19:35,172 01:19:37,379 Oh man. It was amazing. Oh man. It was amazing.
1299 01:19:37,379 01:19:41,310 - [Dick] So you made it out of the maze? - [Dick] So you made it out of the maze?
1300 01:19:41,310 01:19:45,896 - [Mick] No, I don't believe I did. - [Mick] No, I don't believe I did.
1301 01:19:45,896 01:19:48,689 [sigh] [sigh]
1302 01:19:48,689 01:20:03,655 - [Dick] I think it might be time for bed. - [Dick] I think it might be time for bed.
1303 01:20:03,655 01:20:05,724 [thing] [thing]
1304 01:20:05,724 01:20:08,862 - [Dick] Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can - [Dick] Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can
1305 01:20:08,862 01:20:11,689 take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly
1306 01:20:11,689 01:20:17,551 I want you to start kicking some throats. I want you to start kicking some throats.
1307 01:20:17,551 01:20:25,517 Oh oof. Oh oof.
1308 01:20:25,517 01:20:33,896 [faint rock music] [faint rock music]
1309 01:20:33,896 01:20:38,137 By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size? By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size?
1310 01:20:38,137 01:20:44,344 I don't want to pull this. Lose a button. I don't want to pull this. Lose a button.
1311 01:20:44,344 01:20:50,482 No? No?
1312 01:20:50,482 01:21:05,517 [spits] [spits]
1313 01:21:05,517 01:21:09,448 Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you. Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you.
1314 01:21:09,448 01:21:11,551 - [Jaron] Where is he? There's my.. - [Jaron] Where is he? There's my..
1315 01:21:11,551 01:21:14,000 What the hell? - [Dick] I know. What the hell? - [Dick] I know.
1316 01:21:14,000 01:21:16,000 - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin? - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin?
1317 01:21:16,000 01:21:19,724 You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you? You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you?
1318 01:21:19,724 01:21:21,586 - [Dick] You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled. - [Dick] You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled.
1319 01:21:21,586 01:21:24,448 - [Jaron] In the mountains? - [Dick] Yeah big old black bear. - [Jaron] In the mountains? - [Dick] Yeah big old black bear.
1320 01:21:24,448 01:21:26,206 - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid... - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid...
1321 01:21:26,206 01:21:29,000 You're strangling gummy bears. You're strangling gummy bears.
1322 01:21:29,000 01:21:32,862 You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton, You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton,
1323 01:21:32,862 01:21:35,068 Columbia, Wharton, Columbia, Wharton,
1324 01:21:35,068 01:21:39,068 meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something. meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something.
1325 01:21:39,068 01:21:40,862 - [Caroline] It's Caroline. - - [Caroline] It's Caroline. -
1326 01:21:40,862 01:21:43,655 - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you.
1327 01:21:43,655 01:21:45,103 - Oh, okay - Oh, okay
1328 01:21:45,103 01:21:46,931 - [Jaron] Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good - [Jaron] Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good
1329 01:21:46,931 01:21:48,793 when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass, when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass,
1330 01:21:48,793 01:21:51,275 and frankly and frankly
1331 01:21:51,275 01:21:55,000 don't set shit on fire. [laughing] don't set shit on fire. [laughing]
1332 01:21:55,000 01:21:59,137 - [Dick] Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you. - [Dick] Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you.
1333 01:21:59,137 01:22:01,344 - [Jaron]Yeah? - [Dick] Yeah. - [Jaron]Yeah? - [Dick] Yeah.
1334 01:22:01,344 01:22:03,275 - [Jaron] Thank you brother - [Dick] Congratulations - [Jaron] Thank you brother - [Dick] Congratulations
1335 01:22:03,275 01:22:09,034 I only have one question. I only have one question.
1336 01:22:09,034 01:22:11,517 And that is what the fuck am I doing here? And that is what the fuck am I doing here?
1337 01:22:11,517 01:22:14,827 [laughing] This brings back bad memories. [laughing] This brings back bad memories.
1338 01:22:14,827 01:22:20,137 [laughing] [laughing]
1339 01:22:20,137 01:22:25,310 I got your show. We've got your show. I got your show. We've got your show.
1340 01:22:25,310 01:22:28,172 We've got your shit. It's huge. We've got your shit. It's huge.
1341 01:22:28,172 01:22:30,034 This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for. This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for.
1342 01:22:30,034 01:22:33,000 You're home. You're home.
1343 01:22:33,000 01:22:37,137 And your safe. Your boy's president. And your safe. Your boy's president.
1344 01:22:37,137 01:22:38,862 Can I get my pitch on. Can I get my pitch on.
1345 01:22:38,862 01:22:40,862 - [Dick] Sure. - [Dick] Sure.
1346 01:22:40,862 01:22:44,206 You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies? You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies?
1347 01:22:44,206 01:22:46,931 Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right? Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right?
1348 01:22:46,931 01:22:50,344 You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America. You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America.
1349 01:22:50,344 01:22:55,724 On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans. On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans.
1350 01:22:55,724 01:22:57,344 Okay? Okay?
1351 01:22:57,344 01:23:00,310 It's all about you. It's all about you.
1352 01:23:00,310 01:23:02,827 Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world
1353 01:23:02,827 01:23:05,137 who you truly are, show them the things that you like... who you truly are, show them the things that you like...
1354 01:23:05,137 01:23:08,724 [inspirational music] [inspirational music]
1355 01:23:08,724 01:23:11,724 - [Neil] What is that? - [Dick] What? - [Neil] The look on your face? - [Neil] What is that? - [Dick] What? - [Neil] The look on your face?
1356 01:23:11,724 01:23:13,965 What is that? - [Dick] I'm thinking. It's a lot to process. What is that? - [Dick] I'm thinking. It's a lot to process.
1357 01:23:13,965 01:23:16,758 - [Neil] Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million - [Neil] Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million
1358 01:23:16,758 01:23:19,724 this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this. this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this.
1359 01:23:19,724 01:23:21,758 - [Dick] Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end? - [Dick] Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end?
1360 01:23:21,758 01:23:24,000 - [Neil] It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do, - [Neil] It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do,
1361 01:23:24,000 01:23:27,206 I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now, I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now,
1362 01:23:27,206 01:23:31,034 have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie. have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie.
1363 01:23:31,034 01:23:34,620 - [Dick] What's the matter with me? - [Dick] What's the matter with me?
1364 01:23:34,620 01:23:36,206 Why I am here? Why I am here?
1365 01:23:36,206 01:23:41,448 - [Neil] Why are you here? You're starting over. - [Neil] Why are you here? You're starting over.
1366 01:23:41,448 01:23:46,034 - [Dick] I don't want to start over. - [Dick] I don't want to start over.
1367 01:23:46,034 01:23:47,793 Is Claire in Los Angeles? Is Claire in Los Angeles?
1368 01:23:47,793 01:23:50,344 - [Neil] Yeah but she's not going to talk to you. - [Neil] Yeah but she's not going to talk to you.
1369 01:23:50,344 01:23:51,241 I don't need her to talk to me. I don't need her to talk to me.
1370 01:23:51,241 01:23:53,103 I just want her to sit down. I just want her to sit down.
1371 01:23:53,103 01:23:58,310 Could you do that for me? Could you do that for me?
1372 01:23:58,310 01:24:04,448 - [Neil] I can try. - [Neil] I can try.
1373 01:24:04,448 01:24:12,034 Yeah. Yeah.
1374 01:24:12,034 01:24:24,620 [Dick] Let's go this way. [Dick] Let's go this way.
1375 01:24:24,620 01:24:34,379 [gentle music] [gentle music]
1376 01:24:34,379 01:24:49,551 [waves gently crashing] [waves gently crashing]
1377 01:24:49,551 01:24:57,724 [silverware clattering] [seagulls calling] [silverware clattering] [seagulls calling]
1378 01:24:57,724 01:25:10,206 [footsteps] [footsteps]
1379 01:25:10,206 01:25:22,793 [clears throat] [clears throat]
1380 01:25:22,793 01:25:50,931 [Claire] Okay, can I go now? [Claire] Okay, can I go now?
1381 01:25:50,931 01:26:04,482 Okay, let's do it. Okay, let's do it.
1382 01:26:04,482 01:26:11,724 [rustling] [rustling]
1383 01:26:11,724 01:26:29,448 - [Dick] What's today? - [Claire] Fourteenth. - [Dick] What's today? - [Claire] Fourteenth.
1384 01:26:29,448 01:26:43,344 - [Dick] Happy anniversary. - [Dick] Happy anniversary.
1385 01:26:43,344 01:26:52,137 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1386 01:26:52,137 01:26:54,655 I loved you with everything that I had I loved you with everything that I had
1387 01:26:54,655 01:27:23,655 and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much. and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much.
1388 01:27:23,655 01:27:38,586 [guitar music] [guitar music]
1389 01:27:38,586 01:27:44,517 ♪ Keeping secrets softly ♪ ♪ Keeping secrets softly ♪
1390 01:27:44,517 01:27:48,586 ♪ spoken love to linger ♪ spoken love to linger
1391 01:27:48,586 01:27:51,206 [knocking] [knocking]
1392 01:27:51,206 01:27:54,034 ♪ This is golden ♪ This is golden
1393 01:27:54,034 01:27:56,724 ♪ help me break this ♪ help me break this
1394 01:27:56,724 01:27:59,000 - Dick? - Lenny. - Dick? - Lenny.
1395 01:27:59,000 01:28:05,241 - Hi - Hi. - Hi - Hi.
1396 01:28:05,241 01:28:10,413 - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask. - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask.
1397 01:28:10,413 01:28:16,241 - [Lenny] Could I say something first? - [Dick] Sure. - [Lenny] Could I say something first? - [Dick] Sure.
1398 01:28:16,241 01:28:20,172 - It's just that - It's just that
1399 01:28:20,172 01:28:23,379 you know, last time you came by you know, last time you came by
1400 01:28:23,379 01:28:26,827 I couldn't do that right then. Okay? I couldn't do that right then. Okay?
1401 01:28:26,827 01:28:31,827 My mind couldn't do that. My mind couldn't do that.
1402 01:28:31,827 01:28:35,137 I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture
1403 01:28:35,137 01:28:36,931 from you from you
1404 01:28:36,931 01:28:38,586 or anybody, or nobody or anybody, or nobody
1405 01:28:38,586 01:28:42,724 You know what I mean? - [Dick] I do. You know what I mean? - [Dick] I do.
1406 01:28:42,724 01:28:48,931 - The idea of being kissed - The idea of being kissed
1407 01:28:48,931 01:28:51,034 It just felt so wrong It just felt so wrong
1408 01:28:51,034 01:28:56,137 With all the unhappiness With all the unhappiness
1409 01:28:56,137 01:28:57,931 death and the guilt. death and the guilt.
1410 01:28:57,931 01:28:59,931 But I turned all that, I shut it off But I turned all that, I shut it off
1411 01:28:59,931 01:29:04,206 all that stuff all that stuff
1412 01:29:04,206 01:29:06,275 You started fiddling with all those knobs You started fiddling with all those knobs
1413 01:29:06,275 01:29:10,344 and it really just kind of pissed me off. and it really just kind of pissed me off.
1414 01:29:10,344 01:29:13,724 Does any of this make any sense? - [Dick] Total sense. Does any of this make any sense? - [Dick] Total sense.
1415 01:29:13,724 01:29:17,137 Okay. Okay.
1416 01:29:17,137 01:29:25,241 I've been giving it a lot of thought. I've been giving it a lot of thought.
1417 01:29:25,241 01:29:31,137 I think that we could be good friends - [Dick] Yeah. I think that we could be good friends - [Dick] Yeah.
1418 01:29:31,137 01:29:36,827 and if we're good friends then who knows what. - [Dick] Who knows? and if we're good friends then who knows what. - [Dick] Who knows?
1419 01:29:36,827 01:29:39,931 I think you're a good man. I think you're a good man.
1420 01:29:39,931 01:29:42,620 - [Dick] Thank you. - [Dick] Thank you.
1421 01:29:42,620 01:29:47,724 - [Lenny] I like you. - [Dick] I like you too. - [Lenny] I like you. - [Dick] I like you too.
1422 01:29:47,724 01:29:54,931 [laughing] [laughing]
1423 01:29:54,931 01:29:59,827 Was there something you wanted to say? Was there something you wanted to say?
1424 01:29:59,827 01:30:03,413 - [Dick] Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol - [Dick] Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol
1425 01:30:03,413 01:30:06,241 and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard
1426 01:30:06,241 01:30:08,379 and you're doing fine. - [Lenny] Thank you. and you're doing fine. - [Lenny] Thank you.
1427 01:30:08,379 01:30:12,931 Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - [Lenny] Just tell me. Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - [Lenny] Just tell me.
1428 01:30:12,931 01:30:17,068 - [Dick] No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't. - [Dick] No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't.
1429 01:30:17,068 01:30:19,586 - [Lenny] Speak. - [Lenny] Speak.
1430 01:30:19,586 01:30:22,655 - [Dick] You ever consider selling the RV? - [Dick] You ever consider selling the RV?
1431 01:30:22,655 01:30:28,586 To me. [laughing] To me. [laughing]
1432 01:30:28,586 01:30:30,931 - [Lenny] It's not for sale. - [Dick] Okay, I was just checking. - [Lenny] It's not for sale. - [Dick] Okay, I was just checking.
1433 01:30:30,931 01:30:34,103 Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah. Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah.
1434 01:30:34,103 01:30:39,068 I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though. I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though.
1435 01:30:39,068 01:30:42,827 We're going to be in touch in soon right? We're going to be in touch in soon right?
1436 01:30:42,827 01:30:47,724 We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions. We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions.
1437 01:30:47,724 01:30:49,620 - [Lenny] Dick? - [Lenny] Dick?
1438 01:30:49,620 01:30:53,206 - [Dick] Yep? - [Dick] Yep?
1439 01:30:53,206 01:30:56,724 You could borrow it. You could borrow it.
1440 01:30:56,724 01:30:58,172 - [Dick] I could borrow it. - [Dick] I could borrow it.
1441 01:30:58,172 01:31:02,000 [Lenny] Yeah. [Lenny] Yeah.
1442 01:31:02,000 01:31:27,827 [adventurous music] [adventurous music]
1443 01:31:27,827 01:31:29,103 Alright. Alright.
1444 01:31:29,103 01:31:38,137 Ready to go? Ready to go?
1445 01:31:38,137 01:31:43,827 [guitar music] [guitar music]
1446 01:31:43,827 01:31:48,931 ♪ I'm living on a chance ♪ I'm living on a chance
1447 01:31:48,931 01:31:53,896 ♪ The one embrace romance ♪ The one embrace romance
1448 01:31:53,896 01:31:59,689 ♪ I'm standing in the sun ♪ I'm standing in the sun
1449 01:31:59,689 01:32:04,448 ♪ Waiting for it to come - [Dick] Ah dammit. ♪ Waiting for it to come - [Dick] Ah dammit.
1450 01:32:04,448 01:32:08,241 ♪ I won't let go of love ♪ I won't let go of love
1451 01:32:08,241 01:32:10,586 ♪ till this life ♪ till this life
1452 01:32:10,586 01:32:18,068 ♪ I been dreaming of is mine ♪ I been dreaming of is mine
1453 01:32:18,068 01:32:25,103 ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪ ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪
1454 01:32:25,103 01:32:36,034 [guitar music] [guitar music]
1455 01:32:36,034 01:32:41,413 ♪ I'm sailing into the deep ♪ I'm sailing into the deep
1456 01:32:41,413 01:32:46,068 ♪ I'm holding onto the keys ♪ I'm holding onto the keys
1457 01:32:46,068 01:32:51,172 ♪ could you be around ♪ could you be around
1458 01:32:51,172 01:32:54,344 ♪ look what I found ♪ look what I found
1459 01:32:54,344 01:32:58,689 ♪ I won't let go of love ♪ I won't let go of love
1460 01:32:58,689 01:33:02,862 ♪ till this life ♪ till this life
1461 01:33:02,862 01:33:07,068 ♪ I been dreaming of is mine ♪ I been dreaming of is mine
1462 01:33:07,068 01:33:31,103 ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪ ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪
1463 01:33:31,103 01:33:36,137 ♪ I won't let go of love ♪ I won't let go of love
1464 01:33:36,137 01:33:40,310 ♪ till this life ♪ till this life
1465 01:33:40,310 01:33:44,482 ♪ I been dreaming of is mine ♪ I been dreaming of is mine
1466 01:33:44,482 01:33:50,103 ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪ ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪
1467 01:33:50,103 01:33:58,344 ♪ No I won't let go of love ♪ No I won't let go of love
1468 01:33:58,344 01:34:03,344 ♪ Till this life I've been dreaming of is mine ♪ ♪ Till this life I've been dreaming of is mine ♪
1469 01:34:03,344 01:34:09,482 ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪ ♪ I've dreamed it a hundred times ♪
1470 01:34:09,482 01:34:31,482 [upbeat music] [upbeat music]
1471 01:34:31,482 01:34:35,275 ♪ I want to play with fire ♪ I want to play with fire
1472 01:34:35,275 01:34:39,379 ♪ I want to get burned ♪ I want to get burned
1473 01:34:39,379 01:34:42,827 ♪ I want to make the same mistakes♪ ♪ I want to make the same mistakes♪
1474 01:34:42,827 01:34:47,344 ♪ I'm too old to learn ♪ I'm too old to learn
1475 01:34:47,344 01:34:50,241 ♪ I want a lay down with you ♪ I want a lay down with you
1476 01:34:50,241 01:34:54,275 ♪ I want to make you laugh ♪ I want to make you laugh
1477 01:34:54,275 01:34:57,344 ♪ I want to sound good to you ♪ I want to sound good to you
1478 01:34:57,344 01:34:59,724 ♪ I want to make you proud ♪ I want to make you proud
1479 01:34:59,724 01:35:03,965 ♪ because every time you move upon me ♪ ♪ because every time you move upon me ♪
1480 01:35:03,965 01:35:07,413 ♪ I can only catch my breath ♪ I can only catch my breath
1481 01:35:07,413 01:35:10,103 ♪ I don't care where I'm going ♪ ♪ I don't care where I'm going ♪
1482 01:35:10,103 01:35:26,413 ♪ long as you come with ♪ long as you come with
1483 01:35:26,413 01:35:30,413 ♪ I want to play with fire ♪ I want to play with fire
1484 01:35:30,413 01:35:34,137 ♪ I want to get burned ♪ I want to get burned
1485 01:35:34,137 01:35:37,310 ♪ I want to make the same mistakes ♪ ♪ I want to make the same mistakes ♪
1486 01:35:37,310 01:35:41,310 ♪ I'm too dumb to learn ♪ I'm too dumb to learn
1487 01:35:41,310 01:35:44,827 ♪ I want a lay down with you ♪ I want a lay down with you
1488 01:35:44,827 01:35:48,551 ♪ I want to make you laugh ♪ I want to make you laugh
1489 01:35:48,551 01:35:51,793 ♪ I want to sound good to you ♪ I want to sound good to you
1490 01:35:51,793 01:35:54,206 ♪ I want to make you proud ♪ I want to make you proud
1491 01:35:54,206 01:35:57,103 ♪ Because everytime you move upon me ♪ ♪ Because everytime you move upon me ♪
1492 01:35:57,103 01:36:02,103 ♪ I can only catch my breath ♪ I can only catch my breath
1493 01:36:02,103 01:36:04,448 ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪ ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪
1494 01:36:04,448 01:36:16,827 ♪ As long you come with ♪ As long you come with
1495 01:36:16,827 01:36:20,241 ♪ Every time you move upon me ♪ Every time you move upon me
1496 01:36:20,241 01:36:23,689 ♪ I can only catch my breath ♪ I can only catch my breath
1497 01:36:23,689 01:36:26,103 ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪ ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪
1498 01:36:26,103 01:36:31,241 ♪ As long as you come with ♪ As long as you come with
1499 01:36:31,241 01:36:34,482 ♪ Every time you move upon me ♪ Every time you move upon me
1500 01:36:34,482 01:36:38,379 ♪ I can only catch my breath ♪ I can only catch my breath
1501 01:36:38,379 01:36:40,931 ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪ ♪ And I don't care where I'm going ♪
1502 01:36:40,931 01:36:43,103 ♪ As long as you come with ♪ As long as you come with
1503 01:36:43,103 01:36:45,862 ♪ As long as you come with ♪ As long as you come with
1503 01:36:43,103 01:36:45,862 ♪ As long as you come with ♪ As long as you come with