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1 00:00:24,724 00:00:27,413 That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec, That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec,
2 00:00:27,413 00:00:30,137 fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane. fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane.
3 00:00:30,137 00:00:33,206 And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno. And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno.
4 00:00:33,206 00:00:37,793 And now, unfortunately, And now, unfortunately,
5 00:00:37,793 00:00:40,827 This. This.
6 00:00:40,827 00:00:44,586 Yesterday, I suffered Yesterday, I suffered
7 00:00:44,586 00:00:48,689 from what some are calling, an on air meltdown. from what some are calling, an on air meltdown.
8 00:00:51,620 00:00:53,827 The powers that be are convinced that I The powers that be are convinced that I
9 00:00:53,827 00:00:56,965 said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done. said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done.
10 00:00:56,965 00:01:04,827 And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire, And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire,
11 00:01:04,827 00:01:08,103 have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize.. have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize..
12 00:01:09,448 00:01:11,448 Now. Now.
13 00:01:11,448 00:01:14,655 And if I do then, I get to keep my show. And if I do then, I get to keep my show.
14 00:01:18,551 00:01:22,517 Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long, Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long,
15 00:01:22,517 00:01:26,172 but that is not going to get my show back, but that is not going to get my show back,
16 00:01:26,172 00:01:31,379 because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time. because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time.
17 00:01:31,379 00:01:36,034 so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it. so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it.
18 00:01:36,034 00:01:38,551 I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave.
19 00:01:38,551 00:01:42,517 You just watched my last show. You just watched my last show.
20 00:01:42,517 00:01:46,206 I know, I want to thank all of you for taking I know, I want to thank all of you for taking
21 00:01:46,206 00:01:50,103 this journey with me for all these years. this journey with me for all these years.
22 00:01:50,103 00:01:56,931 and I know, that our paths will cross again. and I know, that our paths will cross again.
23 00:01:56,931 00:01:58,793 So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans
24 00:01:58,793 00:02:02,655 from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been
25 00:02:02,655 00:02:14,931 And, Or None of the Above. And, Or None of the Above.
26 00:02:19,275 00:02:22,655 Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough. Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough.
27 00:02:22,655 00:02:25,000 Time to get back to the.. in the swing, Time to get back to the.. in the swing,
28 00:02:25,000 00:02:28,000 time to get to the old time to get to the old
29 00:02:28,000 00:02:33,413 Dick Roman's magic, here we go. Dick Roman's magic, here we go.
30 00:02:33,413 00:02:38,896 today is April... today is April...
31 00:02:44,241 00:02:48,344 Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
32 00:02:48,344 00:02:54,172 It's all the same day anyway. It's all the same day anyway.
33 00:02:54,172 00:02:57,379 Today on the show we have a very special guest. Today on the show we have a very special guest.
34 00:02:57,379 00:03:02,241 So happy that he is here with us today. So happy that he is here with us today.
35 00:03:02,241 00:03:05,344 Dick Romans, world class fuck up. Dick Romans, world class fuck up.
36 00:03:05,344 00:03:10,517 and his dog. And later in the show... and his dog. And later in the show...
37 00:03:10,517 00:03:14,896 we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to... we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to...
38 00:03:14,896 00:03:18,172 set himself on fire. set himself on fire.
39 00:03:18,172 00:03:24,655 That should be fun. That should be fun.
40 00:03:24,655 00:03:26,793 Alright. Alright.
41 00:03:26,793 00:03:30,413 It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead. It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead.
42 00:03:30,413 00:03:49,689 It's easier than it looks. It's easier than it looks.
43 00:04:18,620 00:04:23,758 - Seriously? - Seriously?
44 00:04:27,379 00:04:31,034 - Hurry up. - Hurry up.
45 00:04:37,586 00:04:40,137 - Come on now. - Come on now.
46 00:04:43,448 00:04:48,379 - Let's go. - Let's go.
47 00:04:59,344 00:05:04,310 Claire? Claire?
48 00:05:04,310 00:05:08,137 Why is the front door locked? Why is the front door locked?
49 00:05:08,137 00:05:43,137 What the hell, Claire? What the hell, Claire?
50 00:06:24,482 00:06:29,827 That's better. That's better.
51 00:06:29,827 00:06:32,827 - This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about - This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about
52 00:06:32,827 00:06:33,758 the house, car, and the dog. the house, car, and the dog.
53 00:06:33,758 00:06:36,172 - Look, try and calm down. Ok... - Look, try and calm down. Ok...
54 00:06:36,172 00:06:38,206 I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it. I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it.
55 00:06:38,206 00:06:39,965 - My entire life is in this envelope, - My entire life is in this envelope,
56 00:06:39,965 00:06:42,793 ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company. ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company.
57 00:06:42,793 00:06:45,172 And And
58 00:06:45,172 00:06:47,034 - Fucking everything!! - Fucking everything!!
59 00:06:47,034 00:06:49,172 - I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think - I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think
60 00:06:49,172 00:06:51,000 positive ok, everything is going to be great. positive ok, everything is going to be great.
61 00:06:51,000 00:06:52,793 You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p
62 00:06:52,793 00:06:54,103 - I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you - I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you
63 00:06:54,103 00:06:55,793 how to do your job. how to do your job.
64 00:06:55,793 00:06:57,931 You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick, You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick,
65 00:06:57,931 00:06:59,379 and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope. and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope.
66 00:06:59,379 00:07:02,586 Under no circumstance. Ever. Under no circumstance. Ever.
67 00:07:02,586 00:07:04,724 - Look I'll tell you what. - Look I'll tell you what.
68 00:07:04,724 00:07:07,448 Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea. Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea.
69 00:07:07,448 00:07:09,275 Kombucha. Kombucha.
70 00:07:09,275 00:07:10,793 I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it. I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it.
71 00:07:10,793 00:07:12,482 - I love you but that doesn't make any, - I love you but that doesn't make any,
72 00:07:12,482 00:07:15,034 - I don't even.. that's the worst.. - I don't even.. that's the worst..
73 00:07:15,034 00:07:17,034 - Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags, - Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags,
74 00:07:17,034 00:07:18,275 about some shit, okay? I got to go. about some shit, okay? I got to go.
75 00:07:18,275 00:07:25,344 You got to go, yeah. Well... You got to go, yeah. Well...
76 00:07:28,551 00:07:32,517 Non canine issues that are complex Non canine issues that are complex
77 00:07:32,517 00:07:36,275 and um, yeah, so. and um, yeah, so.
78 00:07:36,275 00:07:38,551 I just wanted to tell you that you're not... I just wanted to tell you that you're not...
79 00:07:38,551 00:07:40,689 that I love you and you're going to be fine. that I love you and you're going to be fine.
80 00:07:40,689 00:07:44,068 That we're going to be alright together. That we're going to be alright together.
81 00:07:44,068 00:07:47,827 We're going to sort it out. We're going to sort it out.
82 00:07:59,344 00:08:01,310 - Hi. - Hi, can I help you with something? - Hi. - Hi, can I help you with something?
83 00:08:01,310 00:08:04,034 - Yeah, I'm here for Claire. - Yeah, I'm here for Claire.
84 00:08:04,034 00:08:05,931 Oh.. Oh..
85 00:08:05,931 00:08:10,103 A.. A..
86 00:08:10,103 00:08:13,827 this is a, little awkward. - Huh. this is a, little awkward. - Huh.
87 00:08:13,827 00:08:15,931 A.. A..
88 00:08:15,931 00:08:20,000 Claire, unfortunately had Claire, unfortunately had
89 00:08:20,000 00:08:23,655 a really bad accident at the uh.. a really bad accident at the uh..
90 00:08:23,655 00:08:24,862 airport. airport.
91 00:08:24,862 00:08:26,862 - Oh my god. - Oh my god.
92 00:08:26,862 00:08:29,586 - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring
93 00:08:29,586 00:08:32,344 Claire's face back. Claire's face back.
94 00:08:32,344 00:08:34,896 - What? - Claire's face was sheared off.. - What? - Claire's face was sheared off..
95 00:08:34,896 00:08:37,103 by an airplane propeller. by an airplane propeller.
96 00:08:37,103 00:08:39,413 - What? - Claire, was actually fooling around - What? - Claire, was actually fooling around
97 00:08:39,413 00:08:44,206 acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!" acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!"
98 00:08:44,206 00:08:45,241 On the airport tarmac." On the airport tarmac."
99 00:08:45,241 00:08:47,551 And then, whack! And then, whack!
100 00:08:47,551 00:08:51,000 The thing just cut her head in half. The thing just cut her head in half.
101 00:08:51,000 00:08:52,172 - Who are you? - Who are you?
102 00:08:52,172 00:08:53,655 - Who are you? - Who are you?
103 00:08:53,655 00:08:54,896 - I'm the caterer. - I'm the caterer.
104 00:08:54,896 00:08:56,896 - Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer. - Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer.
105 00:08:56,896 00:08:58,034 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
106 00:08:58,034 00:08:59,206 - Are you stepping in for Lenny? - Are you stepping in for Lenny?
107 00:08:59,206 00:09:01,413 - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright. - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright.
108 00:09:01,413 00:09:04,965 Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party. Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party.
109 00:09:04,965 00:09:08,793 - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny. - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny.
110 00:09:08,793 00:09:10,827 - I mean I don't know. - I mean I don't know.
111 00:09:10,827 00:09:14,862 Are you not hosting a party for 20 people? Are you not hosting a party for 20 people?
112 00:09:14,862 00:09:17,000 Anniversary party? What? Anniversary party? What?
113 00:09:17,000 00:09:29,000 - All week? - All week?
114 00:09:29,000 00:09:30,551 There's a party? There's a party?
115 00:09:30,551 00:09:32,655 - Yeah. - What's today? - Yeah. - What's today?
116 00:09:32,655 00:09:35,862 - Thursday. - Thursday.
117 00:09:35,862 00:09:37,448 - Fuck. - Fuck.
118 00:09:37,448 00:09:39,793 - Looks like you got your hands full but I got to... - Looks like you got your hands full but I got to...
119 00:09:39,793 00:09:42,655 - Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people - Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people
120 00:09:42,655 00:09:44,724 descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary
121 00:09:44,724 00:09:46,413 that was never consummated because my wife that was never consummated because my wife
122 00:09:46,413 00:09:49,413 Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me
123 00:09:49,413 00:09:51,517 this morning so please, this morning so please,
124 00:09:51,517 00:09:53,517 if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment
125 00:09:53,517 00:09:55,448 of legendary proportions from unfolding. of legendary proportions from unfolding.
126 00:09:55,448 00:09:56,758 Thank you. Thank you.
127 00:09:56,758 00:10:02,068 - Alright, well what do I do about this? - Alright, well what do I do about this?
128 00:10:02,068 00:10:03,655 - It's a lot of crap. - It's a lot of crap.
129 00:10:03,655 00:10:06,586 - It's a lot of work. - The booze is ours? - It's a lot of work. - The booze is ours?
130 00:10:06,586 00:10:08,896 - Yep, it goes in the bar. - Yep, it goes in the bar.
131 00:10:08,896 00:10:11,896 - Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze. - Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze.
132 00:10:11,896 00:10:13,965 - Ok. - What's this? - Ok. - What's this?
133 00:10:13,965 00:10:16,068 - That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the... - That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the...
134 00:10:16,068 00:10:20,862 - Cheesecake. - Oh my god. Wow. - Cheesecake. - Oh my god. Wow.
135 00:10:20,862 00:10:26,068 Ok, time out. Cheesecake. Ok, time out. Cheesecake.
136 00:10:26,068 00:10:30,413 Try the lasagna, and the booze. Try the lasagna, and the booze.
137 00:10:30,413 00:10:32,827 - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff? - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff?
138 00:10:32,827 00:10:38,241 - I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them. - I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them.
139 00:10:38,241 00:10:40,310 - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there? - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there?
140 00:10:40,310 00:10:42,931 - Not good, really not good right now, - Not good, really not good right now,
141 00:10:42,931 00:10:44,827 man it's dire up here. Ok. man it's dire up here. Ok.
142 00:10:44,827 00:10:46,965 Claire left. Claire left.
143 00:10:46,965 00:10:49,000 - Wait a minute. Left, left? - Wait a minute. Left, left?
144 00:10:49,000 00:10:51,931 - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week. - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week.
145 00:10:51,931 00:10:53,620 - The week, what was the week? - The week, what was the week?
146 00:10:53,620 00:10:56,137 - The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week, - The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week,
147 00:10:56,137 00:10:57,551 you were coming up here right? you were coming up here right?
148 00:10:57,551 00:10:59,551 - Probably? - Probably?
149 00:10:59,551 00:11:02,448 - Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter. - Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter.
150 00:11:02,448 00:11:03,896 There's events planned on every day. There's events planned on every day.
151 00:11:03,896 00:11:05,586 There's a bunch of people coming up here right now. There's a bunch of people coming up here right now.
152 00:11:05,586 00:11:07,689 - Hold on second, I'm here for you. - Hold on second, I'm here for you.
153 00:11:07,689 00:11:09,793 What can I do for you, little brother? What can I do for you, little brother?
154 00:11:09,793 00:11:12,206 - I don't know, I don't want you to go - I don't know, I don't want you to go
155 00:11:12,206 00:11:13,586 out of your way to do anything. out of your way to do anything.
156 00:11:13,586 00:11:16,724 I don't know, still come up anyway. I don't know, still come up anyway.
157 00:11:16,724 00:11:18,689 - Some brother time? I don't know.... - Some brother time? I don't know....
158 00:11:18,689 00:11:21,137 - Yup! Yes! Good! - Yeah? - Yup! Yes! Good! - Yeah?
159 00:11:21,137 00:11:23,551 - What?! No. - Wait? - What?! No. - Wait?
160 00:11:23,551 00:11:25,724 - Not you. I can't Dick. - Not you. I can't Dick.
161 00:11:25,724 00:11:27,551 This is just not a good time. This is just not a good time.
162 00:11:27,551 00:11:30,000 Hey, you know what? I got a better idea, Hey, you know what? I got a better idea,
163 00:11:30,000 00:11:31,655 why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time. why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time.
164 00:11:31,655 00:11:34,137 We'll catch up, get a little hummus. We'll catch up, get a little hummus.
165 00:11:34,137 00:11:36,068 Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling? Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling?
166 00:11:36,068 00:11:38,448 Why are you laughing at that? p That sounds awesome. Why are you laughing at that? p That sounds awesome.
167 00:11:38,448 00:11:40,758 - People paint ball. - People paint ball.
168 00:11:40,758 00:11:42,793 - I'm not in that state of mind right now. - I'm not in that state of mind right now.
169 00:11:42,793 00:11:44,931 Alright, we'll listen man you sound good, Alright, we'll listen man you sound good,
170 00:11:44,931 00:11:47,344 and really glad you called, and give Claire my love. and really glad you called, and give Claire my love.
171 00:11:47,344 00:11:51,793 Yeah, you too, and like I said... Did you hang up? Yeah, you too, and like I said... Did you hang up?
172 00:11:51,793 00:11:56,413 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
173 00:11:56,413 00:11:59,206 Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now. Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now.
174 00:11:59,206 00:12:01,275 I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week. I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week.
175 00:12:01,275 00:12:05,724 Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you, Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you,
176 00:12:05,724 00:12:06,931 The week. The week.
177 00:12:06,931 00:12:08,551 We're concealing the week. We're concealing the week.
178 00:12:08,551 00:12:09,896 I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff
179 00:12:09,896 00:12:12,379 Claire, just fucking bailed on me. Claire, just fucking bailed on me.
180 00:12:12,379 00:12:13,862 Everybody is coming in 24 hrs Everybody is coming in 24 hrs
181 00:12:13,862 00:12:15,896 I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home
182 00:12:15,896 00:12:19,000 Weren't you invited? Weren't you invited?
183 00:12:19,000 00:12:23,448 It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other, It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other,
184 00:12:23,448 00:12:24,448 or we won't. or we won't.
185 00:12:24,448 00:12:26,448 Ah, this is so shitty dude. Ah, this is so shitty dude.
186 00:12:26,448 00:12:28,275 I can't control everything in the universe. I can't control everything in the universe.
187 00:12:28,275 00:12:31,000 People think I can, but I can't. People think I can, but I can't.
188 00:12:31,000 00:12:33,896 If you hear from Claire. Tell her that If you hear from Claire. Tell her that
189 00:12:33,896 00:12:36,206 I've been thinking about her a lot. I've been thinking about her a lot.
190 00:12:36,206 00:12:38,344 And I hate her guts. And I hate her guts.
191 00:12:38,344 00:12:40,689 Could you tell her that her father died? Could you tell her that her father died?
192 00:12:40,689 00:12:43,379 Just tell her that some people home invaded the house. Just tell her that some people home invaded the house.
193 00:12:43,379 00:12:45,034 And that I was killed. And that I was killed.
194 00:12:45,034 00:12:48,965 Bye bye. Bye bye.
195 00:12:53,655 00:12:56,827 Want a taste? Want a taste?
196 00:12:56,827 00:12:58,517 You know what? You know what?
197 00:12:58,517 00:13:01,310 This is kind of an opportunity. This is kind of an opportunity.
198 00:13:01,310 00:13:04,379 We could do stuff that we could never do before. We could do stuff that we could never do before.
199 00:13:04,379 00:13:06,068 You want to sleep in the bed? You want to sleep in the bed?
200 00:13:06,068 00:13:12,310 Done. I can wear my hat. Done. I can wear my hat.
201 00:13:12,310 00:13:14,137 I could wear my hat. I could wear my hat.
202 00:13:14,137 00:13:20,103 Ok, what do you think? Ok, what do you think?
203 00:13:20,103 00:13:23,103 I know what we can do! I know what we can do!
204 00:13:23,103 00:13:25,620 Let's break some of Mommy's shit. Let's break some of Mommy's shit.
205 00:13:28,655 00:13:31,482 Don't you just love this color Dick? Don't you just love this color Dick?
206 00:13:31,482 00:13:33,931 You should paint your office that color! You should paint your office that color!
207 00:13:33,931 00:13:39,758 Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country! Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country!
208 00:13:42,931 00:13:44,827 - It's a bunt! - It's a bunt!
209 00:13:47,206 00:13:52,862 the night, round and round the night, round and round
210 00:14:02,724 00:14:06,172 Give me the dress! Give me the dress!
211 00:14:06,172 00:14:10,310 Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick! Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick!
212 00:14:10,310 00:14:13,896 You're using too much! You're using too much!
213 00:14:13,896 00:14:18,137 All you need is a pea sized amount. All you need is a pea sized amount.
214 00:14:18,137 00:14:22,000 Just a tiny, little pea size. Just a tiny, little pea size.
215 00:14:22,000 00:14:26,793 Then you can Then you can
216 00:14:26,793 00:14:30,896 I don't care about your rules about toothpaste! I don't care about your rules about toothpaste!
217 00:14:30,896 00:14:34,931 I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore. I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore.
218 00:14:34,931 00:14:37,896 So this is how much toothpaste I use. So this is how much toothpaste I use.
219 00:14:37,896 00:14:39,862 This is what I like to use. This is what I like to use.
220 00:14:39,862 00:14:43,862 This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here. This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here.
221 00:14:43,862 00:14:45,344 This is it. This is it.
222 00:14:45,344 00:14:48,724 Dick, I want a divorce! Dick, I want a divorce!
223 00:14:48,724 00:14:52,068 veins, veins,
224 00:14:52,068 00:14:55,137 now memories are the scant now memories are the scant
225 00:14:55,137 00:14:59,172 to wake up with the after glow. to wake up with the after glow.
226 00:14:59,172 00:15:04,586 Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick! Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick!
227 00:15:28,000 00:15:31,689 I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative
228 00:15:31,689 00:15:36,758 so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella
229 00:15:36,758 00:15:39,758 tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising
230 00:15:39,758 00:15:43,103 either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening. either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening.
231 00:15:43,103 00:15:48,034 Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit. Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit.
232 00:15:48,034 00:15:49,896 - What are you looking for? - What are you looking for?
233 00:15:49,896 00:15:51,689 - Oh, bear with me. Patty? - Oh, bear with me. Patty?
234 00:15:51,689 00:15:56,551 Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it! Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it!
235 00:15:56,551 00:15:58,896 Haha, look at that there. Haha, look at that there.
236 00:15:58,896 00:16:01,689 Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on. Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on.
237 00:16:01,689 00:16:07,448 One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this. One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this.
238 00:16:07,448 00:16:09,724 Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is
239 00:16:09,724 00:16:11,586 set at minus two. set at minus two.
240 00:16:11,586 00:16:14,655 And three, and this is the most important step of all. And three, and this is the most important step of all.
241 00:16:14,655 00:16:20,172 After you've completed steps one and two, After you've completed steps one and two,
242 00:16:20,172 00:16:23,034 get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a
243 00:16:23,034 00:16:24,620 dime sized amount dime sized amount
244 00:16:24,620 00:16:26,413 into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously
245 00:16:26,413 00:16:30,137 into your vagina. into your vagina.
246 00:16:30,137 00:16:32,241 - Can I go now? - Can I go now?
247 00:16:32,241 00:16:34,034 - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching? - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching?
248 00:16:34,034 00:16:38,034 - Sure. - Scram. - Sure. - Scram.
249 00:17:11,793 00:17:15,689 Minor set back. Minor set back.
250 00:17:15,689 00:17:19,931 Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow
251 00:17:19,931 00:17:24,103 we'll take over the world. we'll take over the world.
252 00:17:45,034 00:17:49,103 don't do it again don't do it again
253 00:17:49,103 00:17:54,827 to your self my friend, to your self my friend,
254 00:18:05,931 00:18:10,137 come home come home
255 00:18:10,137 00:18:14,586 you know I get so alone. you know I get so alone.
256 00:18:39,724 00:18:45,827 Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet! Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet!
257 00:18:52,724 00:18:54,724 No no no. No no no.
258 00:18:54,724 00:18:56,413 No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department. No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department.
259 00:18:56,413 00:19:00,137 - Whoo! Part - tay! - Whoo! Part - tay!
260 00:19:00,137 00:19:03,517 - Thomas, what, hey! - Thomas, what, hey!
261 00:19:03,517 00:19:05,448 - My god, what happened to your leg? - My god, what happened to your leg?
262 00:19:05,448 00:19:06,827 - What the hell's going on buddy? I was just chopping - What the hell's going on buddy? I was just chopping
263 00:19:06,827 00:19:08,172 some wood and I, I fell down. some wood and I, I fell down.
264 00:19:08,172 00:19:10,448 - In your robe? - In your robe?
265 00:19:10,448 00:19:12,448 - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick. - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick.
266 00:19:12,448 00:19:13,689 If I could, just real quick.. Bud, where are your pants? If I could, just real quick.. Bud, where are your pants?
267 00:19:13,689 00:19:15,793 - You're not supposed to be here. - You're not supposed to be here.
268 00:19:15,793 00:19:17,413 - Why? - Yeah, missed the party? - Why? - Yeah, missed the party?
269 00:19:17,413 00:19:21,620 - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire.. - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire..
270 00:19:21,620 00:19:25,620 wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What? wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What?
271 00:19:25,620 00:19:27,793 - I left you guys a message. - I left you guys a message.
272 00:19:27,793 00:19:29,620 I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email. I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email.
273 00:19:29,620 00:19:32,068 - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email. - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email.
274 00:19:32,068 00:19:35,000 - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - Maybe - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - Maybe
275 00:19:35,000 00:19:37,827 - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone, - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone,
276 00:19:37,827 00:19:40,241 you gotta call my cell. you gotta call my cell.
277 00:19:40,241 00:19:42,758 - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some
278 00:19:42,758 00:19:45,379 trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this. trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this.
279 00:19:45,379 00:19:47,344 - No no no... - No no no...
280 00:19:47,344 00:19:49,206 - We're doing something here. - We're doing something here.
281 00:19:49,206 00:19:51,275 - No, no you don't have to do it. - No, no you don't have to do it.
282 00:19:51,275 00:19:55,896 - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright. - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright.
283 00:19:55,896 00:19:59,137 But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down. But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down.
284 00:19:59,137 00:20:04,689 - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down. - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down.
285 00:20:04,689 00:20:06,448 - That's really god damned good. - That's really god damned good.
286 00:20:06,448 00:20:09,000 - No need to bring Him into it. - No need to bring Him into it.
287 00:20:09,000 00:20:13,586 You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home. You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home.
288 00:20:13,586 00:20:17,310 Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh
289 00:20:17,310 00:20:19,551 Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover
290 00:20:19,551 00:20:23,310 of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book. of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book.
291 00:20:23,310 00:20:25,517 Yes and it is personalized to you. Yes and it is personalized to you.
292 00:20:25,517 00:20:29,827 - That's really sweet buddy. Thank you. - That's really sweet buddy. Thank you.
293 00:20:29,827 00:20:31,344 - Sure. - Sure.
294 00:20:31,344 00:20:32,724 - Should I burnt it now, or wait - Should I burnt it now, or wait
295 00:20:32,724 00:20:38,310 till you guys leave. "Claire" till you guys leave. "Claire"
296 00:20:38,310 00:20:41,413 - I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part. - I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part.
297 00:20:41,413 00:20:44,862 Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these
298 00:20:44,862 00:20:51,551 cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes
299 00:20:51,551 00:20:53,931 and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is
300 00:20:53,931 00:20:58,275 off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world
301 00:20:58,275 00:21:02,413 a better place, it's a heaven's gate... a better place, it's a heaven's gate...
302 00:21:02,413 00:21:04,344 I know it's kind of little bit dated but... I know it's kind of little bit dated but...
303 00:21:04,344 00:21:07,482 - I don't really think suicide jokes are funny. - I don't really think suicide jokes are funny.
304 00:21:07,482 00:21:09,689 Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet. Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet.
305 00:21:09,689 00:21:12,862 - I am fine. - I am fine.
306 00:21:12,862 00:21:17,965 - She's right. - I'm fine In fact, I have a plan - She's right. - I'm fine In fact, I have a plan
307 00:21:17,965 00:21:24,620 A real non suicide plan. A real non suicide plan.
308 00:21:24,620 00:21:26,896 I'm going to go and I'm going to go and
309 00:21:26,896 00:21:30,758 do all the things this week that we had planned do all the things this week that we had planned
310 00:21:30,758 00:21:32,551 for the anniversary celebration for the anniversary celebration
311 00:21:32,551 00:21:35,172 I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire
312 00:21:35,172 00:21:39,137 - To show her what? - To show her what?
313 00:21:39,137 00:21:42,655 - I'm ok. - I'm ok.
314 00:21:42,655 00:21:49,000 A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue. A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue.
315 00:21:49,000 00:21:52,103 Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out
316 00:21:52,103 00:21:57,379 in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know? in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know?
317 00:21:57,379 00:22:01,034 - Ok, didn't these guys have - Ok, didn't these guys have
318 00:22:01,034 00:22:04,172 medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - Here we are. medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - Here we are.
319 00:22:04,172 00:22:07,965 We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman. We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman.
320 00:22:07,965 00:22:13,931 - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone. - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone.
321 00:22:13,931 00:22:16,379 - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate. - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate.
322 00:22:16,379 00:22:18,068 - Well let's not go crazy. - Well let's not go crazy.
323 00:22:18,068 00:22:20,448 - What is on the schedule for tomorrow? - What is on the schedule for tomorrow?
324 00:22:20,448 00:22:25,137 - I'm sure it's some shit. - I'm sure it's some shit.
325 00:22:33,862 00:22:49,034 - Ok, time to wake up. - Ok, time to wake up.
326 00:23:02,275 00:23:04,344 - Well there's your problem right there, - Well there's your problem right there,
327 00:23:04,344 00:23:05,413 you're looking for meaning at the end you're looking for meaning at the end
328 00:23:05,413 00:23:08,103 and not in the whole of it. and not in the whole of it.
329 00:23:08,103 00:23:10,862 Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this? Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this?
330 00:23:10,862 00:23:12,758 Is that really going to help? Is that really going to help?
331 00:23:12,758 00:23:17,172 - Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole? - Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole?
332 00:23:17,172 00:23:19,965 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
333 00:23:19,965 00:23:26,655 Claire was here. And now she's not. Claire was here. And now she's not.
334 00:23:26,655 00:23:31,965 Don't look for meaning where there isn't any. Don't look for meaning where there isn't any.
335 00:23:53,000 00:23:57,103 I think I was fucking around. I think I was fucking around.
336 00:23:57,103 00:24:38,827 It's just funny. It's just funny.
337 00:24:43,034 00:24:52,379 - I've always loved you. - I've always loved you.
338 00:24:52,379 00:24:58,241 It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right? It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right?
339 00:24:58,241 00:25:06,655 I love my husband, I love my family I love my husband, I love my family
340 00:25:14,931 00:25:23,310 - Jessie, no I can't - Jessie, no I can't
341 00:25:52,034 00:25:53,965 - Do not be a bitch to me! - Do not be a bitch to me!
342 00:25:53,965 00:25:56,965 - Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of - Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of
343 00:25:56,965 00:25:59,827 random, fucking meaninglessness. random, fucking meaninglessness.
344 00:25:59,827 00:26:01,310 - I have been more than tolerant of your little - I have been more than tolerant of your little
345 00:26:01,310 00:26:03,413 sexual awakening glory hole thing. sexual awakening glory hole thing.
346 00:26:03,413 00:26:05,448 - We talked about this. - We talked about this.
347 00:26:05,448 00:26:08,758 - We sure as hell never talked about Dick! - We sure as hell never talked about Dick!
348 00:26:08,758 00:26:10,551 - Wait, what? - Wait, what?
349 00:26:10,551 00:26:12,827 - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this, - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this,
350 00:26:12,827 00:26:14,413 you don't get to be mad. you don't get to be mad.
351 00:26:14,413 00:26:17,000 - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad. - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad.
352 00:26:17,000 00:26:18,793 - shut up Dick! - shut up Dick!
353 00:26:18,793 00:26:20,448 - Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now, - Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now,
354 00:26:20,448 00:26:24,965 and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe
355 00:26:24,965 00:26:28,896 we can get through this, without it being such a big deal. we can get through this, without it being such a big deal.
356 00:26:28,896 00:26:33,034 - Oh so your grand opus of self destruction - Oh so your grand opus of self destruction
357 00:26:33,034 00:26:35,827 isn't over yet? isn't over yet?
358 00:26:35,827 00:26:38,275 You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you? You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you?
359 00:26:38,275 00:26:40,034 You little piece of shit. You little piece of shit.
360 00:26:40,034 00:26:42,448 - No Tom, all I'm saying is that - No Tom, all I'm saying is that
361 00:26:42,448 00:26:46,551 yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife. yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife.
362 00:26:48,241 00:26:51,137 so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not
363 00:26:51,137 00:26:53,448 inside of your wife. inside of your wife.
364 00:26:53,448 00:26:56,724 What I'm suggesting is.. What I'm suggesting is..
365 00:26:56,724 00:26:59,862 we don't try to find meaning we don't try to find meaning
366 00:26:59,862 00:27:02,034 when there isn't any. when there isn't any.
367 00:27:02,034 00:27:05,724 Right? Right?
368 00:27:05,724 00:27:10,241 Wow, Thomas. Wow, Thomas.
369 00:27:10,241 00:27:13,620 - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move. - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move.
370 00:27:13,620 00:27:14,931 Oh my god! Oh my god!
371 00:27:14,931 00:27:21,206 Oh he hit me right at the top of the head. Oh he hit me right at the top of the head.
372 00:27:21,206 00:27:27,344 - You know what really pisses me off. - You know what really pisses me off.
373 00:27:27,344 00:27:33,103 You orchestrated this whole thing Jess. You orchestrated this whole thing Jess.
374 00:27:33,103 00:27:35,137 You weren't worried about Dick. You weren't worried about Dick.
375 00:27:35,137 00:27:40,862 You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him. You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him.
376 00:27:40,862 00:27:42,758 - Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas? - Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas?
377 00:27:42,758 00:27:44,931 - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch. - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch.
378 00:27:44,931 00:27:47,517 - Yes that has been very clearly established but - Yes that has been very clearly established but
379 00:27:47,517 00:27:52,620 I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick
380 00:27:52,620 00:27:54,448 and I certainly didn't cancel the party. and I certainly didn't cancel the party.
381 00:27:54,448 00:27:56,034 And anyway when we got the email And anyway when we got the email
382 00:27:56,034 00:28:00,862 you were the one who said we should come up. you were the one who said we should come up.
383 00:28:00,862 00:28:03,068 - Wait. What? - Wait. What?
384 00:28:03,068 00:28:07,000 - Yes Dick, we got the email. - Yes Dick, we got the email.
385 00:28:07,000 00:28:08,862 - Then what the hell are you doing here? - Then what the hell are you doing here?
386 00:28:08,862 00:28:12,034 - We thought you should be around friends and we knew - We thought you should be around friends and we knew
387 00:28:12,034 00:28:14,206 you wouldn't let us if we told you. you wouldn't let us if we told you.
388 00:28:14,206 00:28:16,965 But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas? But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas?
389 00:28:16,965 00:28:20,586 Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up? Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up?
390 00:28:20,586 00:28:24,068 We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax. We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax.
391 00:28:24,068 00:28:27,241 Fucking revisionist. Fucking revisionist.
392 00:28:27,241 00:28:33,034 You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God. You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God.
393 00:28:33,034 00:28:36,413 I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family. I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family.
394 00:28:38,689 00:28:41,482 I have managed my career. I have managed my career.
395 00:28:41,482 00:28:46,724 three children, your career... - Okay, time to go! three children, your career... - Okay, time to go!
396 00:28:46,724 00:28:48,793 - What? - I love you but you're both - What? - I love you but you're both
397 00:28:48,793 00:28:51,034 fucking crazy and I need you out of my house. fucking crazy and I need you out of my house.
398 00:28:51,034 00:28:53,793 - Come on Dick! - Come on Dick!
399 00:28:53,793 00:28:55,206 - No come on Dick, time to go. - We're working through something here, - No come on Dick, time to go. - We're working through something here,
400 00:28:55,206 00:28:59,793 it's really important and kind of involves you. it's really important and kind of involves you.
401 00:28:59,793 00:29:01,793 - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't. - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't.
402 00:29:01,793 00:29:03,793 - Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning - Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning
403 00:29:03,793 00:29:06,137 and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA. and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA.
404 00:29:06,137 00:29:10,310 - It's not safe Dick. - It's not safe Dick.
405 00:29:10,310 00:29:13,517 - Okay. You can spend the night. - Okay. You can spend the night.
406 00:29:13,517 00:29:16,862 But you're out of here at seven a.m. - That's a tad early. But you're out of here at seven a.m. - That's a tad early.
407 00:29:16,862 00:29:21,827 - Seven a.m.! - Seven a.m.!
408 00:29:21,827 00:29:25,482 Good night! Good night!
409 00:29:25,482 00:29:29,758 know know
410 00:29:33,793 00:29:38,103 forward forward
411 00:29:38,103 00:29:42,137 I can't see what I'm headed I can't see what I'm headed
412 00:30:07,413 00:30:11,655 Trouble anymore, Trouble anymore,
413 00:30:26,137 00:30:31,344 Oh no, no no, don't even stop. Oh no, no no, don't even stop.
414 00:30:31,344 00:30:33,620 Just keep going, keep going. Just keep going, keep going.
415 00:30:33,620 00:30:38,862 Oh you crazy bastard. Oh you crazy bastard.
416 00:30:38,862 00:30:42,620 Hey buddy. Hey buddy.
417 00:30:42,620 00:30:44,931 - I fixed it. - I fixed it.
418 00:30:57,482 00:31:01,586 this I can't fix it while you this I can't fix it while you
419 00:31:09,931 00:31:16,896 Tennis. Tennis.
420 00:31:16,896 00:31:18,931 That's better, we're getting there. That's better, we're getting there.
421 00:31:18,931 00:31:21,793 You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time. You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time.
422 00:31:27,068 00:31:30,724 Out. Out.
423 00:31:30,724 00:31:32,724 - T.O. T.O - T.O. T.O
424 00:31:32,724 00:31:37,931 - T.O. - T.O.
425 00:31:37,931 00:31:40,758 It's a beautiful day. - Hmmmm It's a beautiful day. - Hmmmm
426 00:31:40,758 00:31:45,000 I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life. I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life.
427 00:31:45,000 00:31:50,034 Um yeah. Um yeah.
428 00:31:50,034 00:31:53,103 You smoke? - No, quit years ago. You smoke? - No, quit years ago.
429 00:31:53,103 00:31:55,344 - How about this guy? - How about this guy?
430 00:31:55,344 00:31:58,827 - Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not. - Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not.
431 00:31:58,827 00:32:01,620 - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks. - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks.
432 00:32:01,620 00:32:05,517 - Nice and easy. - Jump right in. - Nice and easy. - Jump right in.
433 00:32:06,655 00:32:10,620 Wow. I get that one. Wow. I get that one.
434 00:32:10,620 00:32:12,310 - Yeah. Good, right? - Yeah. Good, right?
435 00:32:12,310 00:32:14,310 - Yeah, it's really good, really good. - Yeah, it's really good, really good.
436 00:32:14,310 00:32:18,551 - You got the look man. - You got the look man.
437 00:32:18,551 00:32:23,724 You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband. You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband.
438 00:32:23,724 00:32:25,620 You love the headband? - I do. You love the headband? - I do.
439 00:32:25,620 00:32:29,068 - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband. - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband.
440 00:32:29,068 00:32:32,758 You're a broken man. You're a broken man.
441 00:32:32,758 00:32:34,931 - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella. - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella.
442 00:32:34,931 00:32:40,103 Meniscus. I know what you're saying. Meniscus. I know what you're saying.
443 00:32:40,103 00:32:44,931 And you came to me for a lesson. And you came to me for a lesson.
444 00:32:44,931 00:32:50,620 Dick Romans. Dick Romans.
445 00:32:50,620 00:32:53,758 - I mean, tennis. - I mean, tennis.
446 00:32:53,758 00:32:55,896 - Yeah. Sure. - Yeah. Sure.
447 00:32:55,896 00:32:57,517 - Tennis lesson. - Tennis lesson.
448 00:32:57,517 00:33:02,482 Right. A tennis lesson. Right. A tennis lesson.
449 00:33:02,482 00:33:04,758 There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say? There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say?
450 00:33:04,758 00:33:08,517 Yep. Yep.
451 00:33:08,517 00:33:14,241 Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right? Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right?
452 00:33:14,241 00:33:16,379 I mean it is those things. I mean it is those things.
453 00:33:16,379 00:33:17,896 - Because without those things you know - Because without those things you know
454 00:33:17,896 00:33:19,896 it's not really even tennis. it's not really even tennis.
455 00:33:19,896 00:33:22,379 - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands. - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands.
456 00:33:22,379 00:33:26,586 You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket. You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket.
457 00:33:26,586 00:33:28,344 - There are a lot of things.. - There are a lot of things..
458 00:33:28,344 00:33:30,620 - There are a lot things. That's very well said. - There are a lot things. That's very well said.
459 00:33:30,620 00:33:32,241 We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff, We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff,
460 00:33:32,241 00:33:36,275 my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons. my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons.
461 00:33:36,275 00:33:39,620 Life you only live once. Life you only live once.
462 00:33:39,620 00:33:48,172 But tennis, you get to serve twice. But tennis, you get to serve twice.
463 00:33:48,172 00:33:49,724 - Wow. - Wow.
464 00:33:49,724 00:33:51,344 - I mean that's the business. - I mean that's the business.
465 00:33:51,344 00:33:55,758 Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head. Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head.
466 00:33:55,758 00:33:58,827 - It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah. - It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah.
467 00:33:58,827 00:34:02,655 - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a... - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a...
468 00:34:02,655 00:34:07,034 you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat. you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat.
469 00:34:07,034 00:34:10,931 You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote. You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote.
470 00:34:10,931 00:34:20,448 But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote. But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote.
471 00:34:40,931 00:34:44,896 - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable.
472 00:34:48,758 00:34:53,448 Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny. Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny.
473 00:34:53,448 00:34:57,000 - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation. - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation.
474 00:34:57,000 00:35:01,241 - No, we're good. I come in peace. - By the way, I gotta tell ya.. - No, we're good. I come in peace. - By the way, I gotta tell ya..
475 00:35:01,241 00:35:04,137 the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it. the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it.
476 00:35:04,137 00:35:06,413 - I really liked it. - I really liked it.
477 00:35:06,413 00:35:09,482 - I made you a dish, here. Sample platter. - I made you a dish, here. Sample platter.
478 00:35:09,482 00:35:11,379 I know you're going through a little something I know you're going through a little something
479 00:35:11,379 00:35:13,965 and I figured you could use another good meal. and I figured you could use another good meal.
480 00:35:13,965 00:35:16,517 Looks like things are getting a little worse around here. Looks like things are getting a little worse around here.
481 00:35:16,517 00:35:21,931 You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring. You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring.
482 00:35:21,931 00:35:23,793 This is basically called bracing This is basically called bracing
483 00:35:23,793 00:35:27,758 It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces, It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces,
484 00:35:27,758 00:35:29,310 like prostetic shoes and different types of hands. like prostetic shoes and different types of hands.
485 00:35:29,310 00:35:30,862 - Ah well. I guess I'm in. - Ah well. I guess I'm in.
486 00:35:30,862 00:35:33,655 - You're on the cutting edge of fashion. - You're on the cutting edge of fashion.
487 00:35:33,655 00:35:38,413 Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids! Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids!
488 00:35:38,413 00:35:40,413 Bless your heart Lenny! Bless your heart Lenny!
489 00:35:40,413 00:35:43,310 - Well, good luck Dick! - Well, good luck Dick!
490 00:35:43,310 00:35:48,379 - Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn? - Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn?
491 00:35:48,379 00:35:50,965 What are you doing tomorrow? What are you doing tomorrow?
492 00:35:50,965 00:35:52,517 - What do you mean? - What do you mean?
493 00:35:52,517 00:35:56,379 - I'm kind of on this bizarre - I'm kind of on this bizarre
494 00:35:56,379 00:35:59,551 accidental vision quest, accidental vision quest,
495 00:35:59,551 00:36:02,034 and I got a wine tasting tomorrow, and I got a wine tasting tomorrow,
496 00:36:02,034 00:36:05,103 and I thought maybe you would want to ... and I thought maybe you would want to ...
497 00:36:05,103 00:36:06,931 I don't know. Come with me. I don't know. Come with me.
498 00:36:06,931 00:36:08,758 - Oh god, that sounds great. - Oh god, that sounds great.
499 00:36:08,758 00:36:12,482 But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy. But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy.
500 00:36:12,482 00:36:15,724 - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal. - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal.
501 00:36:15,724 00:36:17,793 - His wife died. - His wife died.
502 00:36:17,793 00:36:20,965 - Really? You know some guys have all the luck. - Really? You know some guys have all the luck.
503 00:36:20,965 00:36:23,206 - It was terrible, you know - It was terrible, you know
504 00:36:23,206 00:36:23,896 her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller. her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller.
505 00:36:23,896 00:36:27,344 - You're kidding me. - You're kidding me.
506 00:36:27,344 00:36:30,310 So it's going around? - Yeah. So it's going around? - Yeah.
507 00:36:30,310 00:36:34,517 - So you can, come with me? Or you can't? - So you can, come with me? Or you can't?
508 00:36:34,517 00:36:38,758 Come on! - All right. I'm in. Come on! - All right. I'm in.
509 00:36:38,758 00:36:40,137 - Yeah! - Yeah!
510 00:36:40,137 00:36:41,172 It'll be fun, I promise. It'll be fun, I promise.
511 00:37:06,344 00:37:07,620 - Wow. - Wow.
512 00:37:07,620 00:37:10,655 Ready to get drunk? Ready to get drunk?
513 00:37:10,655 00:37:13,620 - Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public. - Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public.
514 00:37:13,620 00:37:16,000 - Why it's a great hat! - Why it's a great hat!
515 00:37:16,000 00:37:17,862 Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat. Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat.
516 00:37:17,862 00:37:19,862 - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that. - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that.
517 00:37:19,862 00:37:23,310 - Oh funny, get in the bus. - Oh funny, get in the bus.
518 00:37:31,689 00:37:34,896 Hey can you turn this up? Hey can you turn this up?
519 00:37:37,206 00:37:39,862 You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot. You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot.
520 00:37:39,862 00:37:42,310 Is this your jam? That's cool. Is this your jam? That's cool.
521 00:37:42,310 00:37:44,275 - What? A girl can't like gangster rap? - What? A girl can't like gangster rap?
522 00:37:44,275 00:37:46,206 - No, a girl can like gangster rap. - No, a girl can like gangster rap.
523 00:37:46,206 00:37:49,000 A girl like you, can't like gangster rap. A girl like you, can't like gangster rap.
524 00:37:49,000 00:37:53,103 - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this? - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this?
525 00:37:53,103 00:37:57,103 I used to be in all girl country gangster I used to be in all girl country gangster
526 00:37:57,103 00:37:59,206 rap band. rap band.
527 00:37:59,206 00:38:00,862 - Bull shit. - Honest. - Bull shit. - Honest.
528 00:38:00,862 00:38:02,724 - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band. - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band.
529 00:38:02,724 00:38:04,689 - I was. No I don't believe you. - I was. No I don't believe you.
530 00:38:04,689 00:38:07,000 I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever. I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever.
531 00:38:07,000 00:38:09,379 - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place. - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place.
532 00:38:09,379 00:38:11,206 Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now. Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now.
533 00:38:11,206 00:38:13,724 - We were the DLP. Three tracks? - We were the DLP. Three tracks?
534 00:38:13,724 00:38:17,344 Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat. Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat.
535 00:38:17,344 00:38:19,448 - What did the DLP stand for? - What did the DLP stand for?
536 00:38:19,448 00:38:22,034 - I don't know you well enough. - I don't know you well enough.
537 00:38:22,034 00:38:24,689 - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse. - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse.
538 00:38:29,689 00:38:32,103 - Really? - Yeah! We were young! - Really? - Yeah! We were young!
539 00:38:32,103 00:38:33,241 - This feels good to me now. - This feels good to me now.
540 00:38:33,241 00:38:34,827 Now I feel not so worried. Now I feel not so worried.
541 00:38:34,827 00:38:37,137 Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed
542 00:38:37,137 00:38:38,310 in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun. in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun.
543 00:38:38,310 00:38:41,034 Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet? Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet?
544 00:39:01,827 00:39:04,482 - I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail. - I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail.
545 00:39:04,482 00:39:10,310 This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind. This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind.
546 00:39:10,310 00:39:11,827 Holy crap. That's awful. Holy crap. That's awful.
547 00:39:36,655 00:39:40,758 Are you okay? Are you okay?
548 00:39:40,758 00:39:44,931 - I'm a huge fan. Thank you. - I mean I loved your show. - I'm a huge fan. Thank you. - I mean I loved your show.
549 00:39:44,931 00:39:49,034 - I just, I love everything about you. - I just, I love everything about you.
550 00:39:49,034 00:39:58,034 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
551 00:39:58,034 00:40:01,310 What was that? - I don't know, we should go outside. What was that? - I don't know, we should go outside.
552 00:40:01,310 00:40:02,965 What was that? - I don't know what to tell you. What was that? - I don't know what to tell you.
553 00:40:02,965 00:40:05,827 I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go. I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go.
554 00:40:05,827 00:40:07,965 Thank you! Thank you!
555 00:40:07,965 00:40:11,586 I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here. I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here.
556 00:40:11,586 00:40:14,379 And I thought this seems like a really great place And I thought this seems like a really great place
557 00:40:14,379 00:40:16,275 for a kid to grow up. for a kid to grow up.
558 00:40:16,275 00:40:19,241 - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid. - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid.
559 00:40:19,241 00:40:23,655 That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude. That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude.
560 00:40:23,655 00:40:28,758 He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah. He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah.
561 00:40:28,758 00:40:30,896 Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second. Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second.
562 00:40:30,896 00:40:33,724 - You okay? - Yeah fine. - You okay? - Yeah fine.
563 00:40:33,724 00:40:39,586 So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly. So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly.
564 00:40:39,586 00:40:43,413 I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.
565 00:40:43,413 00:40:51,379 I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay. I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay.
566 00:40:51,379 00:40:53,758 Not that face please. Not that face please.
567 00:40:53,758 00:40:57,724 Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story. Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story.
568 00:40:57,724 00:41:02,620 It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man. It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man.
569 00:41:02,620 00:41:06,724 I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything. I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything.
570 00:41:06,724 00:41:08,517 He was a good father. He was a good father.
571 00:41:08,517 00:41:12,655 We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then
572 00:41:12,655 00:41:16,862 he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him. he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him.
573 00:41:16,862 00:41:21,103 I couldn't let him do it alone. I couldn't let him do it alone.
574 00:41:21,103 00:41:25,103 And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad. And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad.
575 00:41:25,103 00:41:29,344 It was hard on all of us. It was hard on all of us.
576 00:41:29,344 00:41:36,620 But it's better now. It's just better. But it's better now. It's just better.
577 00:41:36,620 00:41:40,758 I started this business, and I got a great kid. I started this business, and I got a great kid.
578 00:41:40,758 00:41:44,862 I'm living and doing well. I'm living and doing well.
579 00:41:44,862 00:41:46,551 Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me
580 00:41:46,551 00:41:53,586 like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now. like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now.
581 00:41:53,586 00:41:54,620 - I am. I'm sorry. - I am. I'm sorry.
582 00:41:54,620 00:41:58,758 - It's okay. I get it. - It's okay. I get it.
583 00:41:58,758 00:42:06,103 Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone. Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone.
584 00:42:06,103 00:42:08,310 But the truth and But the truth and
585 00:42:08,310 00:42:13,931 I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it. I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it.
586 00:42:13,931 00:42:16,137 I'm happier now than I've ever been. I'm happier now than I've ever been.
587 00:42:16,137 00:42:32,137 was when my husband was alive. was when my husband was alive.
588 00:42:32,137 00:42:35,655 Does that make me a bad person? Does that make me a bad person?
589 00:42:35,655 00:42:43,551 - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person. - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person.
590 00:42:43,551 00:42:47,068 - Okay. - Okay.
591 00:42:47,068 00:42:49,862 So what about you, big tv star? So what about you, big tv star?
592 00:42:49,862 00:42:52,896 What happened to you? What happened to you?
593 00:42:52,896 00:42:59,275 - Indeed. - Indeed.
594 00:42:59,275 00:43:05,586 Claire was my producer and we fell in love. Claire was my producer and we fell in love.
595 00:43:05,586 00:43:10,586 And it was great. We got hitched. And it was great. We got hitched.
596 00:43:10,586 00:43:11,724 Then the day before Then the day before
597 00:43:11,724 00:43:16,413 anniversary week, she split. anniversary week, she split.
598 00:43:16,413 00:43:19,551 She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause
599 00:43:19,551 00:43:23,724 she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week, she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week,
600 00:43:23,724 00:43:25,689 and Claire is not like that. and Claire is not like that.
601 00:43:25,689 00:43:29,310 She's detail oriented. You worked with her. She's detail oriented. You worked with her.
602 00:43:29,310 00:43:32,034 - She's got things in order. - She's got things in order.
603 00:43:32,034 00:43:37,931 - It's just a fucking week. - It's just a fucking week.
604 00:43:37,931 00:43:41,172 All you got to do is hug a few friends, All you got to do is hug a few friends,
605 00:43:41,172 00:43:42,965 have some hors d'oeuvres, have some hors d'oeuvres,
606 00:43:42,965 00:43:54,862 pretend you're having a good time. pretend you're having a good time.
607 00:44:03,827 00:44:07,931 - Thanks Bert! - You're welcome. - Thanks Bert! - You're welcome.
608 00:44:07,931 00:44:11,862 - That was fun. - Yeah. What is this? - That was fun. - Yeah. What is this?
609 00:44:11,862 00:44:16,000 Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five. Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five.
610 00:44:16,000 00:44:19,724 Oh five! This is the bitching year! - It was Roger's. Oh five! This is the bitching year! - It was Roger's.
611 00:44:19,724 00:44:24,689 Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles. Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles.
612 00:44:24,689 00:44:27,344 Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - Shoot. Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - Shoot.
613 00:44:27,344 00:44:29,379 - You think that maybe you'd want - You think that maybe you'd want
614 00:44:29,379 00:44:31,655 to do an interview with me for my new show? to do an interview with me for my new show?
615 00:44:31,655 00:44:33,655 I know its a strange question. - I don't know. I know its a strange question. - I don't know.
616 00:44:33,655 00:44:35,586 It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone. It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone.
617 00:44:35,586 00:44:38,482 We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me? We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me?
618 00:44:38,482 00:44:40,620 - Cause I like the stories that you tell. - Cause I like the stories that you tell.
619 00:44:40,620 00:44:43,413 I'm going to have to get back to you on that. I'm going to have to get back to you on that.
620 00:44:43,413 00:44:46,379 - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go
621 00:44:46,379 00:44:48,758 do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot? do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot?
622 00:44:48,758 00:44:51,344 Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - Ok. Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - Ok.
623 00:44:51,344 00:44:57,586 See you later. I had fun too! - Alright! See you later. I had fun too! - Alright!
624 00:44:57,586 00:45:01,827 Alright Bert, get my broken ass home. Alright Bert, get my broken ass home.
625 00:45:19,896 00:45:25,689 - Claire? - Dick? - Claire? - Dick?
626 00:45:25,689 00:45:27,896 - Hey. Hello? - Hey. Hello?
627 00:45:27,896 00:45:31,896 - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny. - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny.
628 00:45:31,896 00:45:35,034 - Oh. Hey! - Hey! - Oh. Hey! - Hey!
629 00:45:35,034 00:45:38,551 You are an extremely aggressive caterer. You are an extremely aggressive caterer.
630 00:45:38,551 00:45:42,517 I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food. I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food.
631 00:45:42,517 00:45:44,310 - Um no, that's not it. - Ok. - Um no, that's not it. - Ok.
632 00:45:44,310 00:45:48,379 - Um I need to ask you for a favor. - Um I need to ask you for a favor.
633 00:45:48,379 00:45:53,724 - Is this? A booty call? - Is this? A booty call?
634 00:45:53,724 00:45:59,379 - No. - You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure - No. - You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure
635 00:45:59,379 00:46:03,517 I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor. I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor.
636 00:46:03,517 00:46:05,517 - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but
637 00:46:05,517 00:46:09,310 I have this big meeting tomorrow. I have this big meeting tomorrow.
638 00:46:09,310 00:46:13,206 With a new client. It just came up and I.. With a new client. It just came up and I..
639 00:46:13,206 00:46:15,172 I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone. I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone.
640 00:46:15,172 00:46:17,655 - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking? - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking?
641 00:46:17,655 00:46:19,034 - Yeah. - Done. - Yeah. - Done.
642 00:46:19,034 00:46:20,379 It's... Lenny fine. It's... Lenny fine.
643 00:46:20,379 00:46:22,724 See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem. See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem.
644 00:46:22,724 00:46:24,620 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
645 00:46:24,620 00:46:26,827 - Really? - Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me. - Really? - Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me.
646 00:46:26,827 00:46:32,413 - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your
647 00:46:32,413 00:46:35,379 unintentional vision quest or whatever. unintentional vision quest or whatever.
648 00:46:35,379 00:46:37,068 - no, you're not going to mess up anything. - no, you're not going to mess up anything.
649 00:46:37,068 00:46:42,206 Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway. Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway.
650 00:46:42,206 00:46:45,620 It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property. It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property.
651 00:46:45,620 00:46:48,862 Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition. Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition.
652 00:46:48,862 00:46:50,206 - Ok. - Yeah? - Ok. - Yeah?
653 00:46:50,206 00:46:52,310 That would be fun I think for him, I don't know. That would be fun I think for him, I don't know.
654 00:46:52,310 00:46:55,413 - Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you. - Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you.
655 00:46:55,413 00:46:58,448 - I am I really appreciate it. - I am I really appreciate it.
656 00:46:58,448 00:47:00,620 I have to ask you a question. I have to ask you a question.
657 00:47:00,620 00:47:03,862 Are you going to drink any more tonight? Are you going to drink any more tonight?
658 00:47:03,862 00:47:07,586 Mmmm, nope. Mmmm, nope.
659 00:47:07,586 00:47:09,586 - Alright. - Alright.
660 00:47:09,586 00:47:12,413 - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - Ok. - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - Ok.
661 00:47:12,413 00:47:14,965 - Are you sure it's not too weird? - Are you sure it's not too weird?
662 00:47:14,965 00:47:18,862 - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right? - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right?
663 00:47:18,862 00:47:22,689 I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho. I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho.
664 00:47:22,689 00:47:24,827 I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house. I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house.
665 00:47:24,827 00:47:26,965 - Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is. - Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is.
666 00:47:26,965 00:47:31,517 - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house. - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house.
667 00:47:31,517 00:47:36,793 I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth. I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth.
668 00:47:36,793 00:47:40,827 You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok. You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok.
669 00:47:40,827 00:47:44,655 Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did. Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did.
670 00:47:44,655 00:47:48,068 - Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick. - Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick.
671 00:47:48,068 00:47:56,724 - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome. - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome.
672 00:47:56,724 00:47:59,241 - What are you doing? - What? - What are you doing? - What?
673 00:47:59,241 00:48:00,827 - You say goodbye and then people hang up. - You say goodbye and then people hang up.
674 00:48:00,827 00:48:02,758 - Oh yeah. - I'm hanging up now goodbye. - Oh yeah. - I'm hanging up now goodbye.
675 00:48:02,758 00:48:30,000 - Ok bye. - Ok bye.
676 00:48:30,000 00:48:34,517 - Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man - Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man
677 00:48:34,517 00:48:38,103 Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop
678 00:48:38,103 00:48:43,068 superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above. superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above.
679 00:48:44,310 00:48:49,241 Dag! Welcome to the show. Dag! Welcome to the show.
680 00:48:49,241 00:48:51,758 - And its all about aligning yourself - And its all about aligning yourself
681 00:48:51,758 00:48:54,137 with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment. with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment.
682 00:48:54,137 00:48:56,206 - Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten? - Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten?
683 00:48:56,206 00:48:58,448 - Do you have a problem with it? - Do you have a problem with it?
684 00:48:58,448 00:48:59,620 - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking
685 00:48:59,620 00:49:01,827 I was drifting off thinking about my laundry. I was drifting off thinking about my laundry.
686 00:49:01,827 00:49:04,931 - Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner. - Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner.
687 00:49:04,931 00:49:06,689 Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly. Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly.
688 00:49:06,689 00:49:08,724 - You just outed Marina Abramovich. - You just outed Marina Abramovich.
689 00:49:08,724 00:49:11,000 It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample. It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample.
690 00:49:11,000 00:49:13,103 - It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something. - It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something.
691 00:49:13,103 00:49:15,586 - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste? - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste?
692 00:49:15,586 00:49:17,655 I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me
693 00:49:17,655 00:49:23,862 a little bit of it and I go ah God! That's disgusting. a little bit of it and I go ah God! That's disgusting.
694 00:49:23,862 00:49:28,206 You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that. You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that.
695 00:49:28,206 00:49:32,275 Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on
696 00:49:32,275 00:49:34,689 between you and Michio? between you and Michio?
697 00:49:34,689 00:49:37,068 - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out. - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out.
698 00:49:37,068 00:49:40,344 - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing? - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing?
699 00:49:40,344 00:49:44,793 - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - And or none of the above. - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - And or none of the above.
700 00:49:44,793 00:49:48,827 We're never coming back on tv again, we're done. We're never coming back on tv again, we're done.
701 00:49:48,827 00:49:50,896 So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much. So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much.
702 00:49:50,896 00:49:52,068 - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this. - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this.
703 00:49:52,068 00:49:54,724 - Oh, you do? - Oh, you do?
704 00:49:54,724 00:49:57,310 Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog! Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog!
705 00:49:57,310 00:49:59,551 - PD! - What's up Dick! - PD! - What's up Dick!
706 00:49:59,551 00:50:01,482 - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing? - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing?
707 00:50:01,482 00:50:05,586 - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog. - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog.
708 00:50:13,965 00:50:17,931 - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Thank you.
709 00:50:32,275 00:50:34,551 In the American In the American
710 00:50:34,551 00:50:38,689 propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist. propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist.
711 00:50:38,689 00:50:42,827 - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god. - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god.
712 00:50:42,827 00:50:44,896 Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please. Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please.
713 00:50:44,896 00:50:47,034 Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now? Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now?
714 00:50:47,034 00:50:51,241 Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not... Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not...
715 00:50:51,241 00:50:55,551 that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!! that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!!
716 00:50:55,551 00:50:59,655 - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty? - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty?
717 00:50:59,655 00:51:01,689 U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you. U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you.
718 00:51:01,689 00:51:03,862 Get the fuck off my show, get him off. Get the fuck off my show, get him off.
719 00:51:03,862 00:51:07,896 I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest. I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest.
720 00:51:07,896 00:51:12,034 So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done. So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done.
721 00:51:12,034 00:51:13,827 Dick you can't light that in here. Dick you can't light that in here.
722 00:51:13,827 00:51:16,827 Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show. Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show.
723 00:51:16,827 00:51:20,482 This is my show! This is my show!
724 00:51:22,965 00:51:25,000 - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light. - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light.
725 00:51:25,000 00:51:28,655 Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations. Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations.
726 00:51:28,655 00:51:32,620 - It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire. - It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire.
727 00:51:32,620 00:51:36,586 Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire! Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire!
728 00:51:36,586 00:51:48,034 I started the fire! I started the fire! I started the fire! I started the fire!
729 00:52:15,275 00:52:17,103 - Come on, time to wake up - Come on, time to wake up
730 00:52:17,103 00:52:21,103 we got people coming over. we got people coming over.
731 00:52:21,103 00:52:24,379 - This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything. - This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything.
732 00:52:24,379 00:52:26,068 - Good morning everybody! - Good morning everybody!
733 00:52:26,068 00:52:30,379 - Hey douchebag. - Hey how's it going champ? - Hey douchebag. - Hey how's it going champ?
734 00:52:30,379 00:52:34,689 Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - Stewart is a little... Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - Stewart is a little...
735 00:52:34,689 00:52:38,689 I think you guys are going to get along just fine. I think you guys are going to get along just fine.
736 00:52:38,689 00:52:42,724 - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - Yeah. You good? - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - Yeah. You good?
737 00:52:42,724 00:52:47,034 I'll see you tonight. - Okay. I'll see you tonight. - Okay.
738 00:52:47,034 00:52:51,137 - Thanks. You know. - Thanks. You know.
739 00:52:51,137 00:52:55,275 Alright, have fun! - Bye mom! Alright, have fun! - Bye mom!
740 00:52:55,275 00:52:59,344 What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee? What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee?
741 00:52:59,344 00:53:03,862 - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv. - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv.
742 00:53:03,862 00:53:07,344 We could watch that. - They don't have ultimate frisbee. We could watch that. - They don't have ultimate frisbee.
743 00:53:07,344 00:53:09,655 - Oh yeah you don't think so? - Oh yeah you don't think so?
744 00:53:09,655 00:53:12,551 I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then? I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then?
745 00:53:12,551 00:53:15,206 How about boxing? - Yeah. How about boxing? - Yeah.
746 00:53:15,206 00:53:16,931 - You like boxing? Alright let's do it. - You like boxing? Alright let's do it.
747 00:53:16,931 00:53:20,758 Right, right, Right, right,
748 00:53:20,758 00:53:23,103 Good, right, right, right. Good, right, right, right.
749 00:53:24,862 00:53:29,793 Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... Argh! Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... Argh!
750 00:53:46,517 00:53:50,655 - What the hell did you do? - We were boxing. - What the hell did you do? - We were boxing.
751 00:53:50,655 00:53:52,724 - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury. - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury.
752 00:53:52,724 00:53:54,827 Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon. Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon.
753 00:53:54,827 00:53:59,034 Fucking moron. The cat looks like a jerk. Fucking moron. The cat looks like a jerk.
754 00:53:59,034 00:54:03,172 - What? - It looks mean. - What? - It looks mean.
755 00:54:03,172 00:54:05,275 - Tugger? - Tugger? - Tugger? - Tugger?
756 00:54:05,275 00:54:07,379 Tugger looks like an asshole. Tugger looks like an asshole.
757 00:54:07,379 00:54:11,586 Well what do you know about cats? Well what do you know about cats?
758 00:54:11,586 00:54:13,586 - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you. - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you.
759 00:54:13,586 00:54:15,482 - That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me. - That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me.
760 00:54:15,482 00:54:19,413 - I don't think so. - I don't think so.
761 00:54:19,413 00:54:20,689 - You little shit. - Okay, no, no, no. - You little shit. - Okay, no, no, no.
762 00:54:20,689 00:54:23,965 It's best for him to be in the waiting room. It's best for him to be in the waiting room.
763 00:54:23,965 00:54:28,137 Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud. Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud.
764 00:54:28,137 00:54:32,206 - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat. - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat.
765 00:54:32,206 00:54:36,413 - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream? - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream?
766 00:54:36,413 00:54:38,862 - I could probably use another tube. - I could probably use another tube.
767 00:54:38,862 00:54:40,965 - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days. - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days.
768 00:54:40,965 00:54:43,206 - Oh shit. - Oh shit.
769 00:54:57,241 00:55:01,275 So do you think my mom is cute or something? So do you think my mom is cute or something?
770 00:55:01,275 00:55:05,482 - Ummmm. - Ummmm.
771 00:55:05,482 00:55:07,793 I have never thought about it, I have never thought about it,
772 00:55:07,793 00:55:15,517 whether she was cute or not. whether she was cute or not.
773 00:55:15,517 00:55:18,344 Why do you think she's cute? - No, she's my mom. Why do you think she's cute? - No, she's my mom.
774 00:55:18,344 00:55:22,689 - Right. Yeah, of course. - Right. Yeah, of course.
775 00:55:22,689 00:55:26,448 It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question. It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question.
776 00:55:26,448 00:55:29,551 - Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot. - Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot.
777 00:55:29,551 00:55:33,103 There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you. There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you.
778 00:55:33,103 00:55:35,413 - Really? - Yeah really. - Really? - Yeah really.
779 00:55:35,413 00:55:38,965 - Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting. - Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting.
780 00:55:38,965 00:55:43,172 - Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah.
781 00:55:43,172 00:55:46,482 - What is your deal Stewart? Hmm? - What is your deal Stewart? Hmm?
782 00:55:46,482 00:55:50,896 I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you, I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you,
783 00:55:50,896 00:55:52,896 I like pissing him off. I like pissing him off.
784 00:55:52,896 00:55:58,241 - You know every day is like the same. - You know every day is like the same.
785 00:55:58,241 00:56:01,517 It makes me mad. It makes me mad.
786 00:56:04,689 00:56:06,275 - You what the bad news is? - What? - You what the bad news is? - What?
787 00:56:06,275 00:56:10,551 That feeling doesn't ever go away. That feeling doesn't ever go away.
788 00:56:10,551 00:56:13,517 You know what the good news is? You know what the good news is?
789 00:56:13,517 00:56:15,551 - No. - No.
790 00:56:15,551 00:56:17,517 - In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink. - In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink.
791 00:56:17,517 00:56:22,586 - How is that going to help? - Trust me. It helps. - How is that going to help? - Trust me. It helps.
792 00:56:22,586 00:56:24,655 Have you figured out this maze yet? Have you figured out this maze yet?
793 00:56:24,655 00:56:26,862 - No. - No.
794 00:56:26,862 00:56:29,275 - This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life. - This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life.
795 00:56:29,275 00:56:32,448 Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second?
796 00:56:32,448 00:56:33,724 Watch this. Watch and learn. Watch this. Watch and learn.
797 00:56:33,724 00:56:36,206 - Hi! - Hi how are you? - Hi! - Hi how are you?
798 00:56:36,206 00:56:37,793 - Great how are you? - Great how are you?
799 00:56:37,793 00:56:40,068 - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here, - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here,
800 00:56:40,068 00:56:42,241 and we're having some trouble getting out. and we're having some trouble getting out.
801 00:56:42,241 00:56:44,448 - What do you mean? - What do you mean?
802 00:56:44,448 00:56:46,965 - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key
803 00:56:46,965 00:56:48,586 or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to
804 00:56:48,586 00:56:50,655 get out of the maze. get out of the maze.
805 00:56:50,655 00:56:53,931 - Yeah, I don't know. - Has anyone ever solved the maze? - Yeah, I don't know. - Has anyone ever solved the maze?
806 00:56:53,931 00:56:55,655 - I don't know. - I don't know.
807 00:56:55,655 00:57:00,068 You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out! You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out!
808 00:57:00,068 00:57:02,965 Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
809 00:57:02,965 00:57:05,793 Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids
810 00:57:05,793 00:57:08,758 cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now. cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now.
811 00:57:08,758 00:57:12,965 Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right. Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right.
812 00:57:12,965 00:57:16,137 It's not right. It's not right.
813 00:57:16,137 00:57:18,275 - Do you want some coffee? - Do you want some coffee?
814 00:57:18,275 00:57:20,137 - No, don't need a coffee. - No, don't need a coffee.
815 00:57:20,137 00:57:21,586 Be great to have a maze we can get out of. Be great to have a maze we can get out of.
816 00:57:21,586 00:57:24,448 - Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches? - Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches?
817 00:57:24,448 00:57:31,793 Cause they're blocking the walkway. Cause they're blocking the walkway.
818 00:57:31,793 00:57:35,896 - Asshole. - Thank you. - Asshole. - Thank you.
819 00:57:35,896 00:57:41,517 You talking about her right? You talking about her right?
820 00:57:41,517 00:57:43,137 Up high. Up high.
821 00:57:55,344 00:57:59,793 Hey, hey listen hold on a second. Hey, hey listen hold on a second.
822 00:57:59,793 00:58:02,551 Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news
823 00:58:02,551 00:58:04,551 because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark. because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark.
824 00:58:04,551 00:58:08,620 - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers. - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers.
825 00:58:08,620 00:58:11,413 She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you, She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you,
826 00:58:11,413 00:58:13,862 she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and... she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and...
827 00:58:13,862 00:58:15,482 - Jesus Christ - Jesus Christ
828 00:58:15,482 00:58:18,379 - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news. - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news.
829 00:58:18,379 00:58:21,413 - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it. - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it.
830 00:58:21,413 00:58:23,448 - Normally I wouldn't bring this up, - Normally I wouldn't bring this up,
831 00:58:23,448 00:58:27,137 but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally, but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally,
832 00:58:27,137 00:58:32,379 the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce. the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce.
833 00:58:32,379 00:58:36,379 And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie. And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie.
834 00:58:36,379 00:58:38,862 This is the guy that Ronald Regan used. This is the guy that Ronald Regan used.
835 00:58:38,862 00:58:41,448 - Oh fantastic - Imagine that, okay? - Oh fantastic - Imagine that, okay?
836 00:58:41,448 00:58:45,689 - Exclusive club, members only invited. - Exclusive club, members only invited.
837 00:58:45,689 00:58:50,000 This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce. This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce.
838 00:58:50,000 00:58:53,172 - I don't have a lot of control over that Neil. - I don't have a lot of control over that Neil.
839 00:58:53,172 00:58:55,448 Maybe buy her something, something meaningful. Maybe buy her something, something meaningful.
840 00:58:55,448 00:58:58,655 I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman, I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman,
841 00:58:58,655 00:59:04,620 this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful. this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful.
842 00:59:04,620 00:59:06,862 Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know? Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know?
843 00:59:06,862 00:59:08,724 It'll show her that you're trying. It'll show her that you're trying.
844 00:59:08,724 00:59:12,689 - Um, I don't even know what to say to that. - Um, I don't even know what to say to that.
845 00:59:12,689 00:59:16,793 How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me? How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me?
846 00:59:16,793 00:59:20,896 Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket. Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket.
847 00:59:20,896 00:59:25,103 Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. They're not just baskets Dickie, they're Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. They're not just baskets Dickie, they're
848 00:59:25,103 00:59:30,000 customized to the individual. - Let me ask you something. Is this the top customized to the individual. - Let me ask you something. Is this the top
849 00:59:30,000 00:59:33,275 This is the good stuff? - I'm sorry Dickie okay? This is the good stuff? - I'm sorry Dickie okay?
850 00:59:33,275 00:59:37,620 This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple. This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple.
851 00:59:37,620 00:59:41,793 If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have? If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have?
852 00:59:41,793 00:59:45,896 I'm fucked. You know that? - Yeah I am too. I gotta go. I'm fucked. You know that? - Yeah I am too. I gotta go.
853 00:59:45,896 00:59:54,241 Goodbye. Goodbye.
854 00:59:54,241 01:00:02,517 - Shhh. He's sleeping. - Shhh. He's sleeping.
855 01:00:02,517 01:00:07,517 Wow. He's out? - Out. Wow. He's out? - Out.
856 01:00:07,517 01:00:09,310 They like each other. Come on. They like each other. Come on.
857 01:00:09,310 01:00:11,275 - So how'd it go? - So how'd it go?
858 01:00:11,275 01:00:15,586 - It went really well. You know what I did? p What? - It went really well. You know what I did? p What?
859 01:00:15,586 01:00:17,344 I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies? I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies?
860 01:00:17,344 01:00:20,034 Yeah you got to taste one of those. Yeah you got to taste one of those.
861 01:00:20,034 01:00:24,068 They are horrible. Right? They are horrible. Right?
862 01:00:24,068 01:00:25,413 - What? Oh my god. - What? Oh my god.
863 01:00:25,413 01:00:28,275 - That's the worst cookie. - That's the worst cookie.
864 01:00:28,275 01:00:32,000 There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie. There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie.
865 01:00:32,000 01:00:33,655 - Why did you make me eat that? - Why did you make me eat that?
866 01:00:33,655 01:00:36,103 - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- No. - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- No.
867 01:00:36,103 01:00:40,827 - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today? - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today?
868 01:00:40,827 01:00:44,793 - Good, yeah, it was a tasting - Good, yeah, it was a tasting
869 01:00:44,793 01:00:47,413 for a big country club wedding and I nailed it. for a big country club wedding and I nailed it.
870 01:00:47,413 01:00:56,482 - Course you did. - Yeah. - Course you did. - Yeah.
871 01:00:56,482 01:00:59,000 That it might be fun to do that thing. That it might be fun to do that thing.
872 01:00:59,000 01:01:01,413 You know the interview thing that you were talking about. You know the interview thing that you were talking about.
873 01:01:01,413 01:01:03,379 - Yeah - Yeah
874 01:01:03,379 01:01:05,344 - You know, if you were serious. - Dead serious. - You know, if you were serious. - Dead serious.
875 01:01:05,344 01:01:09,448 - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now
876 01:01:09,448 01:01:11,068 You mean you want to do it right now? You mean you want to do it right now?
877 01:01:11,068 01:01:14,620 Yeah, let's do it right now. Yeah, let's do it right now.
878 01:01:14,620 01:01:19,206 Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere. Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere.
879 01:01:19,206 01:01:21,068 Come on, it'll be a blast. - Okay. Come on, it'll be a blast. - Okay.
880 01:01:21,068 01:01:26,068 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
881 01:01:37,068 01:01:38,689 Today. Today.
882 01:01:38,689 01:01:41,724 Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please? Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please?
883 01:01:41,724 01:01:46,482 Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright. Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright.
884 01:01:46,482 01:01:50,103 What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing, What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing,
885 01:01:50,103 01:01:53,689 we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about.. we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about..
886 01:01:53,689 01:01:58,620 Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP? Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP?
887 01:01:58,620 01:02:04,344 Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence. Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence.
888 01:02:04,344 01:02:08,517 I was almost an Icelander. I was almost an Icelander.
889 01:02:08,517 01:02:11,103 That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard. That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard.
890 01:02:11,103 01:02:17,896 When I was in the fifth grade, um.. When I was in the fifth grade, um..
891 01:02:17,896 01:02:20,034 my father was in between jobs my father was in between jobs
892 01:02:20,034 01:02:23,379 and he worked with computers and satellites. and he worked with computers and satellites.
893 01:02:23,379 01:02:25,965 And he got this job offer in Iceland. And he got this job offer in Iceland.
894 01:02:25,965 01:02:30,896 So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor. So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor.
895 01:02:30,896 01:02:34,655 And we spent the entire summer And we spent the entire summer
896 01:02:34,655 01:02:37,862 three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes
897 01:02:37,862 01:02:39,448 - Ah Johannes. - Ah Johannes.
898 01:02:39,448 01:02:42,931 Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America
899 01:02:42,931 01:02:45,551 and he became part of the family. and he became part of the family.
900 01:02:45,551 01:02:47,896 He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay
901 01:02:47,896 01:02:50,862 and teach us and get us ready. and teach us and get us ready.
902 01:02:50,862 01:02:54,310 Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment. Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment.
903 01:02:54,310 01:02:56,275 - That's a big jump. - Yeah. - That's a big jump. - Yeah.
904 01:02:56,275 01:02:58,827 Anyway my father, he goes over there Anyway my father, he goes over there
905 01:02:58,827 01:03:00,758 to look for a house and to get us into school to look for a house and to get us into school
906 01:03:00,758 01:03:03,724 and when he comes back and when he comes back
907 01:03:03,724 01:03:07,655 he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot
908 01:03:07,655 01:03:10,482 of this street festival in Reykjavik. of this street festival in Reykjavik.
909 01:03:10,482 01:03:14,344 And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it
910 01:03:14,344 01:03:15,482 and he's telling us all and he's telling us all
911 01:03:15,482 01:03:20,931 about about the city, and the food. about about the city, and the food.
912 01:03:20,931 01:03:23,758 and the clothing and all of a sudden and the clothing and all of a sudden
913 01:03:23,758 01:03:27,103 he just starts crying. he just starts crying.
914 01:03:27,103 01:03:30,586 Nobody knows what is going on. Nobody knows what is going on.
915 01:03:30,586 01:03:35,034 And he just gets up and he leaves. And he just gets up and he leaves.
916 01:03:35,034 01:03:38,172 And we don't hear from him for like a week. And we don't hear from him for like a week.
917 01:03:38,172 01:03:46,827 And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland. And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland.
918 01:03:46,827 01:03:51,931 Now um, the reason was because, Now um, the reason was because,
919 01:03:51,931 01:03:53,758 the film my dad showed us. the film my dad showed us.
920 01:03:53,758 01:03:56,206 of the street festival, of the street festival,
921 01:03:56,206 01:03:58,103 in the crowd in the crowd
922 01:03:58,103 01:04:01,448 Johannes saw his fiancè Johannes saw his fiancè
923 01:04:01,448 01:04:10,275 making out with his best friend. making out with his best friend.
924 01:04:10,275 01:04:14,827 - Ouch. - Yeah. - Ouch. - Yeah.
925 01:04:14,827 01:04:21,275 That's my first memory of anything completely true. That's my first memory of anything completely true.
926 01:04:21,275 01:04:26,413 It was proven right there in front of all us. It was proven right there in front of all us.
927 01:04:26,413 01:04:30,103 It was real. It was real.
928 01:04:30,103 01:04:34,241 Just like your final show. Just like your final show.
929 01:04:34,241 01:04:35,793 The one that never aired. The one that never aired.
930 01:04:35,793 01:04:39,827 - Truthfully, there wasn't much to air. - Truthfully, there wasn't much to air.
931 01:04:39,827 01:04:42,068 - January 13, 2012. - January 13, 2012.
932 01:04:42,068 01:04:44,517 - You've done your homework. - You've done your homework.
933 01:04:44,517 01:04:49,931 - The day that your show died. - The day that your show died.
934 01:04:49,931 01:04:54,689 was the same day that my husband died. was the same day that my husband died.
935 01:04:54,689 01:05:01,724 January 13, 2012. January 13, 2012.
936 01:05:01,724 01:05:06,862 It can't just be coincidence. It can't just be coincidence.
937 01:05:06,862 01:05:10,517 It's the truth. It's the truth.
938 01:05:10,517 01:05:13,310 And it's not good. And it's not good.
939 01:05:13,310 01:05:20,931 It's not beautiful. It's just true. It's not beautiful. It's just true.
940 01:05:20,931 01:05:22,862 I feel like I feel like
941 01:05:22,862 01:05:26,896 life keeps showing me this over and over again. life keeps showing me this over and over again.
942 01:05:26,896 01:05:31,000 I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means.
943 01:05:31,000 01:05:34,586 Maybe that's why we're here. Maybe that's why we're here.
944 01:05:34,586 01:05:47,000 To figure it out. To figure it out.
945 01:05:50,137 01:05:53,344 You like it? - Sort of. You like it? - Sort of.
946 01:05:53,344 01:05:58,517 - Not a hundred percent? - Yeah. - Not a hundred percent? - Yeah.
947 01:06:08,758 01:06:12,655 - You spoil him. - He's a good kid. - You spoil him. - He's a good kid.
948 01:06:12,655 01:06:15,137 - Yeah. - Yeah.
949 01:06:15,137 01:06:21,620 - Thanks. - Thanks yeah. - Thanks. - Thanks yeah.
950 01:06:21,620 01:06:24,413 - Oh give me a hug. - Oh give me a hug.
951 01:06:24,413 01:06:29,206 Thanks. - Yeah.. Thanks. - Yeah..
952 01:06:29,206 01:06:34,000 oh, okay... hey! Wow. oh, okay... hey! Wow.
953 01:06:34,000 01:06:40,137 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
954 01:06:40,137 01:06:44,965 You know what? I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry.
955 01:06:44,965 01:06:47,068 - Lenny? - Lenny?
956 01:06:47,068 01:06:52,275 Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - I got it! Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - I got it!
957 01:06:52,275 01:06:59,793 - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow. - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow.
958 01:07:23,724 01:07:26,827 What? - Please hold for Mr. Young. What? - Please hold for Mr. Young.
959 01:07:26,827 01:07:28,862 - Are you ignoring me? - No I'm sorry. - Are you ignoring me? - No I'm sorry.
960 01:07:28,862 01:07:31,482 - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this. - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this.
961 01:07:31,482 01:07:33,137 Did you get any of my texts? Did you get any of my texts?
962 01:07:33,137 01:07:36,137 - Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too. - Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too.
963 01:07:36,137 01:07:38,793 I got a lot going right on now Jaron. I got a lot going right on now Jaron.
964 01:07:38,793 01:07:41,620 - Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you. - Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you.
965 01:07:41,620 01:07:43,689 I need to break bread with my favorite egghead. I need to break bread with my favorite egghead.
966 01:07:43,689 01:07:45,965 - I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated. - I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated.
967 01:07:45,965 01:07:48,655 Life is complicated. Hey man, Life is complicated. Hey man,
968 01:07:48,655 01:07:50,896 have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea
969 01:07:50,896 01:07:53,068 what's going on in this industry that you are a part of? what's going on in this industry that you are a part of?
970 01:07:53,068 01:07:54,862 If not, let me explain it to you Dick. If not, let me explain it to you Dick.
971 01:07:54,862 01:07:58,482 As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network. As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network.
972 01:07:58,482 01:08:00,758 - Hey Congratulations! Good for you. - Hey Congratulations! Good for you.
973 01:08:00,758 01:08:03,620 - Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you. - Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you.
974 01:08:03,620 01:08:05,620 Should I be flattered? Should I be flattered?
975 01:08:05,620 01:08:07,586 Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered. Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered.
976 01:08:07,586 01:08:08,793 In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles
977 01:08:08,793 01:08:10,655 to come sit down with me. to come sit down with me.
978 01:08:10,655 01:08:12,689 - Oh boy that sounds tempting. - Oh boy that sounds tempting.
979 01:08:12,689 01:08:14,724 - Good I'm sending you a ticket. - Good I'm sending you a ticket.
980 01:08:14,724 01:08:16,724 - Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister - Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister
981 01:08:16,724 01:08:18,206 - An e-ticket stupid. - An e-ticket stupid.
982 01:08:18,206 01:08:20,275 - What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned. - What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned.
983 01:08:20,275 01:08:22,310 - The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says - The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says
984 01:08:22,310 01:08:23,655 if it's it burnt or not. Okay? if it's it burnt or not. Okay?
985 01:08:23,655 01:08:25,241 Right now I say the bridge is not burned. Right now I say the bridge is not burned.
986 01:08:25,241 01:08:28,793 What don't you understand about me being president? What don't you understand about me being president?
987 01:08:28,793 01:08:31,724 So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one. So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one.
988 01:08:31,724 01:08:33,724 I need to see your face. I need to see your face.
989 01:08:33,724 01:08:35,896 - Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype. - Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype.
990 01:08:35,896 01:08:38,862 - Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more. - Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more.
991 01:08:38,862 01:08:41,586 Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick? Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick?
992 01:08:41,586 01:08:43,827 - I'm not being obstinate. - I'm not being obstinate.
993 01:08:43,827 01:08:46,000 - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here
994 01:08:46,000 01:08:49,206 is why people passionately don't like you. is why people passionately don't like you.
995 01:08:49,206 01:08:52,448 okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you. okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you.
996 01:08:52,448 01:08:53,931 - But I didn't ask you to fight for me. - But I didn't ask you to fight for me.
997 01:08:53,931 01:08:57,000 - Shhh. Stop it. Okay. - Shhh. Stop it. Okay.
998 01:08:57,000 01:08:59,620 Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you. Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you.
999 01:08:59,620 01:09:02,310 I do. I know what's good for you. I do. I know what's good for you.
1000 01:09:02,310 01:09:04,793 This is what love feels like. This is what love feels like.
1001 01:09:04,793 01:09:07,689 Bring your ass down to L.A. Bring your ass down to L.A.
1002 01:09:07,689 01:09:09,931 - Listen, congratulations on the promotion. - Listen, congratulations on the promotion.
1003 01:09:09,931 01:09:11,655 - Thank you. - Thank you.
1004 01:09:11,655 01:09:13,827 And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window
1005 01:09:13,827 01:09:15,793 which they're going to do. which they're going to do.
1006 01:09:15,793 01:09:16,793 Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors, Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors,
1007 01:09:16,793 01:09:19,620 that'll soften the blow. that'll soften the blow.
1008 01:09:19,620 01:09:23,379 - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you. - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you.
1009 01:09:23,379 01:09:25,965 When your friend who also happens to be the President When your friend who also happens to be the President
1010 01:09:25,965 01:09:31,034 of a network tells you that this is your last chance of a network tells you that this is your last chance
1011 01:09:31,034 01:09:34,137 he's not fucking around. he's not fucking around.
1012 01:09:34,137 01:09:38,793 I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m. I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m.
1013 01:10:21,689 01:10:25,206 - Dick. - Lenny. - Dick. - Lenny.
1014 01:10:25,206 01:10:29,068 I think we should probably talk about yesterday I think we should probably talk about yesterday
1015 01:10:29,068 01:10:34,758 Can I just, for a real quick... Can I just, for a real quick...
1016 01:10:34,758 01:10:39,344 ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss. ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss.
1017 01:10:39,344 01:10:42,241 It was all my fault. It was all my fault.
1018 01:10:42,241 01:10:47,137 It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part
1019 01:10:47,137 01:10:50,206 and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment. and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment.
1020 01:10:50,206 01:10:51,931 I was feeling an attraction towards you I was feeling an attraction towards you
1021 01:10:51,931 01:10:55,931 but I shouldn't have but I shouldn't have
1022 01:10:55,931 01:11:02,034 I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
1023 01:11:02,034 01:11:03,827 I never had to apologize I never had to apologize
1024 01:11:03,827 01:11:08,965 for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird. for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird.
1025 01:11:08,965 01:11:10,931 - Weird? - It's not about the kiss though - Weird? - It's not about the kiss though
1026 01:11:10,931 01:11:17,000 I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that
1027 01:11:17,000 01:11:19,965 I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is
1028 01:11:19,965 01:11:25,068 I'm having legitimate feelings for you I'm having legitimate feelings for you
1029 01:11:25,068 01:11:28,655 - Legitimate feelings? - Legitimate feelings?
1030 01:11:28,655 01:11:32,413 - Romantic, love feelings. - Romantic, love feelings.
1031 01:11:32,413 01:11:36,413 - No. - No, no, you got to hear me out. - No. - No, no, you got to hear me out.
1032 01:11:36,413 01:11:38,413 Please Lenny Please Lenny
1033 01:11:38,413 01:11:40,827 - No, Dick, this is bull shit. - No, Dick, this is bull shit.
1034 01:11:40,827 01:11:42,965 - No its not bullshit. - No its not bullshit.
1035 01:11:42,965 01:11:44,724 - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it. - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it.
1036 01:11:53,241 01:11:57,896 What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings? What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings?
1037 01:11:57,896 01:12:01,517 Everything. You. Everything. You.
1038 01:12:01,517 01:12:05,137 We're in all girl gangster rap band We're in all girl gangster rap band
1039 01:12:05,137 01:12:11,517 and so many things. You like my hat. and so many things. You like my hat.
1040 01:12:11,517 01:12:13,620 Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole. Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole.
1041 01:12:13,620 01:12:16,931 and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food. and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food.
1042 01:12:16,931 01:12:20,827 And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think
1043 01:12:20,827 01:12:22,206 that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way. that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way.
1044 01:12:22,206 01:12:27,551 - Okay. - Okay.
1045 01:12:27,551 01:12:30,344 What's your problem? Which one? What's your problem? Which one?
1046 01:12:30,344 01:12:33,241 No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here, No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here,
1047 01:12:33,241 01:12:35,482 I'm trying to keep a business afloat. I'm trying to keep a business afloat.
1048 01:12:35,482 01:12:38,655 You think you're going to knock on my door You think you're going to knock on my door
1049 01:12:38,655 01:12:43,862 and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat? and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat?
1050 01:12:43,862 01:12:45,482 Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going
1051 01:12:45,482 01:12:48,241 to jump into your arms because after three days to jump into your arms because after three days
1052 01:12:48,241 01:12:52,137 you think you have romantic love feelings. you think you have romantic love feelings.
1053 01:12:52,137 01:12:57,965 Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans. Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans.
1054 01:12:57,965 01:13:00,172 I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now. I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now.
1055 01:13:00,172 01:13:04,206 You're not going to complete me. You're not going to complete me.
1056 01:13:06,793 01:13:13,344 Oh god. Oh god.
1057 01:13:35,034 01:13:38,137 It's fine.. it's fine. It's fine.. it's fine.
1058 01:15:00,931 01:15:03,620 I love you I love you
1059 01:15:03,620 01:15:06,655 I love you too I love you too
1060 01:15:06,655 01:15:14,137 Thank you Thank you
1061 01:15:15,965 01:15:18,689 - That's a great painting - That's a great painting
1062 01:15:18,689 01:15:22,862 - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah? - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah?
1063 01:15:31,068 01:15:33,206 - What? - Are you going to tell me the story? - What? - Are you going to tell me the story?
1064 01:15:33,206 01:15:34,655 - Do you want to hear it? - Ok. - Do you want to hear it? - Ok.
1065 01:15:34,655 01:15:38,000 - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down
1066 01:15:38,000 01:15:40,034 right outside of right outside of
1067 01:15:40,034 01:15:42,862 so this chick, she wanders off the bus so this chick, she wanders off the bus
1068 01:15:42,862 01:15:45,448 I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs. I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs.
1069 01:15:45,448 01:15:47,724 She steps right into a fox trap. She steps right into a fox trap.
1070 01:15:47,724 01:15:51,758 You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode. You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode.
1071 01:15:51,758 01:15:53,758 I didn't do anything medical or that great I didn't do anything medical or that great
1072 01:15:53,758 01:15:56,551 I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches. I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches.
1073 01:15:56,551 01:15:59,344 Sprinkled water on her lips, - Kept her hydrated. Sprinkled water on her lips, - Kept her hydrated.
1074 01:15:59,344 01:16:01,965 - I let her use my ipod - I let her use my ipod
1075 01:16:01,965 01:16:03,413 Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect
1076 01:16:03,413 01:16:04,793 on people. There were tracks that I were working on on people. There were tracks that I were working on
1077 01:16:04,793 01:16:07,000 they weren't mastered so I was a first a little.. they weren't mastered so I was a first a little..
1078 01:16:07,000 01:16:09,034 She didn't seem to mind too much. She didn't seem to mind too much.
1079 01:16:09,034 01:16:11,275 She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music. She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music.
1080 01:16:11,275 01:16:14,068 After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her. After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her.
1081 01:16:14,068 01:16:17,586 Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach
1082 01:16:17,586 01:16:18,896 You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out. You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out.
1083 01:16:18,896 01:16:23,275 And I made music. And I made music.
1084 01:16:23,275 01:16:27,310 And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day. And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day.
1085 01:16:27,310 01:16:30,620 Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her
1086 01:16:30,620 01:16:31,862 from the waist down because it was really tough from the waist down because it was really tough
1087 01:16:31,862 01:16:33,000 her leg was so disgusting. her leg was so disgusting.
1088 01:16:33,000 01:16:34,275 To me, it's life To me, it's life
1089 01:16:34,275 01:16:37,034 It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable
1090 01:16:37,034 01:16:38,931 but you have to embrace it. but you have to embrace it.
1091 01:16:38,931 01:16:40,724 Before I spilt I stole that painting. Before I spilt I stole that painting.
1092 01:16:43,137 01:16:46,620 So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down
1093 01:16:46,620 01:16:49,310 - At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter. - At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter.
1094 01:16:49,310 01:16:52,862 - No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing. - No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing.
1095 01:16:52,862 01:16:55,896 - Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you? - Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you?
1096 01:16:55,896 01:16:58,068 - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you, - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you,
1097 01:16:58,068 01:17:00,482 come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit. come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit.
1098 01:17:00,482 01:17:02,068 LA is great for that what would be cool LA is great for that what would be cool
1099 01:17:02,068 01:17:04,896 is you'd be here for the birth too is you'd be here for the birth too
1100 01:17:04,896 01:17:06,689 - Birth? Of what? - Birth? Of what?
1101 01:17:06,689 01:17:12,793 - Baby's due in early September. - Baby's due in early September.
1102 01:17:12,793 01:17:17,034 - What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man. - What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man.
1103 01:17:17,034 01:17:18,103 - Lydia is pregnant. - Lydia is pregnant.
1104 01:17:18,103 01:17:19,965 - Oh. - Oh.
1105 01:17:19,965 01:17:21,965 Who's Lydia? Who's Lydia?
1106 01:17:21,965 01:17:24,689 Lydia is my lady. Lydia is my lady.
1107 01:17:24,689 01:17:26,379 And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now, And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now,
1108 01:17:26,379 01:17:28,862 that you're going to have a baby in a couple months. that you're going to have a baby in a couple months.
1109 01:17:28,862 01:17:33,379 That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick. That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick.
1110 01:17:33,379 01:17:35,482 - I thought I told you. - I thought I told you.
1111 01:17:35,482 01:17:36,655 - Dude! - Dude!
1112 01:17:36,655 01:17:40,517 Come here, really? Come here, really?
1113 01:17:40,517 01:17:41,827 - Yeah. Surprised you. - Yeah. Surprised you.
1114 01:17:41,827 01:17:46,655 - It's beautiful man, it's beautiful. - It's beautiful man, it's beautiful.
1115 01:17:46,655 01:17:48,103 And crazy and funny. And crazy and funny.
1116 01:17:48,103 01:17:52,655 And sad. And sad.
1117 01:17:52,655 01:17:54,620 - Why sad? - Why sad?
1118 01:17:54,620 01:17:56,793 I don't know. I don't even know why I said it. I don't know. I don't even know why I said it.
1119 01:17:56,793 01:18:00,517 I really don't I really don't
1120 01:18:00,517 01:18:02,275 - cause I know what you mean. - cause I know what you mean.
1121 01:18:02,275 01:18:05,000 - It's weird right? - It's weird right?
1122 01:18:05,000 01:18:09,896 It is a little sad. It is a little sad.
1123 01:18:18,379 01:18:22,413 - You know what have been really sweet is if I was - You know what have been really sweet is if I was
1124 01:18:22,413 01:18:24,689 good enough husband to get one of those mugs good enough husband to get one of those mugs
1125 01:18:24,689 01:18:28,241 that says world's greatest husband. that says world's greatest husband.
1126 01:18:28,241 01:18:30,172 - I got seven Grammys. - I got seven Grammys.
1127 01:18:30,172 01:18:33,655 - Seven Grammys? - So what. - Seven Grammys? - So what.
1128 01:18:33,655 01:18:37,551 - So what? - So what?
1129 01:18:37,551 01:18:43,172 - I tell you so what, it feels great. - I tell you so what, it feels great.
1130 01:18:43,172 01:18:45,310 - It's not about the mugs, - It's not about the mugs,
1131 01:18:45,310 01:18:46,931 I don't care about the mugs. I don't care about the mugs.
1132 01:18:46,931 01:18:50,034 I'm lost. I'm stuck. I'm lost. I'm stuck.
1133 01:18:50,034 01:18:55,137 - I'm like in a maze. - I'm like in a maze.
1134 01:18:55,137 01:18:58,344 I was in Glastonbury for a little I was in Glastonbury for a little
1135 01:18:58,344 01:19:01,103 it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at
1136 01:19:01,103 01:19:04,551 over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze. over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze.
1137 01:19:04,551 01:19:06,482 It's one of these traditional old fashioned It's one of these traditional old fashioned
1138 01:19:06,482 01:19:09,482 it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze
1139 01:19:09,482 01:19:12,103 and I'm not doing too well. and I'm not doing too well.
1140 01:19:12,103 01:19:14,310 I kind of stop, and I plant myself I kind of stop, and I plant myself
1141 01:19:14,310 01:19:15,448 because I don't want get any further in. because I don't want get any further in.
1142 01:19:15,448 01:19:17,793 Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox
1143 01:19:17,793 01:19:21,965 and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes
1144 01:19:21,965 01:19:23,793 she said put your hand on the maze wall she said put your hand on the maze wall
1145 01:19:23,793 01:19:27,965 and you leave it there. and you leave it there.
1146 01:19:27,965 01:19:30,172 As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving, As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving,
1147 01:19:30,172 01:19:35,172 you'll find your way out. you'll find your way out.
1148 01:19:35,172 01:19:37,379 Oh man. It was amazing. Oh man. It was amazing.
1149 01:19:37,379 01:19:41,310 - So you made it out of the maze? - So you made it out of the maze?
1150 01:19:41,310 01:19:45,896 - No, I don't believe I did. - No, I don't believe I did.
1151 01:19:48,689 01:20:03,655 - I think it might be time for bed. - I think it might be time for bed.
1152 01:20:05,724 01:20:08,862 - Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can - Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can
1153 01:20:08,862 01:20:11,689 take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly
1154 01:20:11,689 01:20:17,551 I want you to start kicking some throats. I want you to start kicking some throats.
1155 01:20:17,551 01:20:25,517 Oh oof. Oh oof.
1156 01:20:33,896 01:20:38,137 By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size? By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size?
1157 01:20:38,137 01:20:44,344 I don't want to pull this. Lose a button. I don't want to pull this. Lose a button.
1158 01:20:44,344 01:20:50,482 No? No?
1159 01:21:05,517 01:21:09,448 Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you. Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you.
1160 01:21:09,448 01:21:11,551 - Where is he? There's my.. - Where is he? There's my..
1161 01:21:11,551 01:21:14,000 What the hell? - I know. What the hell? - I know.
1162 01:21:14,000 01:21:16,000 - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin? - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin?
1163 01:21:16,000 01:21:19,724 You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you? You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you?
1164 01:21:19,724 01:21:21,586 - You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled. - You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled.
1165 01:21:21,586 01:21:24,448 - In the mountains? - Yeah big old black bear. - In the mountains? - Yeah big old black bear.
1166 01:21:24,448 01:21:26,206 - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid... - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid...
1167 01:21:26,206 01:21:29,000 You're strangling gummy bears. You're strangling gummy bears.
1168 01:21:29,000 01:21:32,862 You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton, You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton,
1169 01:21:32,862 01:21:35,068 Columbia, Wharton, Columbia, Wharton,
1170 01:21:35,068 01:21:39,068 meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something. meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something.
1171 01:21:39,068 01:21:40,862 - It's Caroline. - It's Caroline.
1172 01:21:40,862 01:21:43,655 - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you.
1173 01:21:43,655 01:21:45,103 - Oh, okay - Oh, okay
1174 01:21:45,103 01:21:46,931 - Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good - Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good
1175 01:21:46,931 01:21:48,793 when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass, when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass,
1176 01:21:48,793 01:21:51,275 and frankly and frankly
1177 01:21:51,275 01:21:55,000 don't set shit on fire. don't set shit on fire.
1178 01:21:55,000 01:21:59,137 - Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you. - Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you.
1179 01:21:59,137 01:22:01,344 - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah.
1180 01:22:01,344 01:22:03,275 - Thank you brother - Congratulations - Thank you brother - Congratulations
1181 01:22:03,275 01:22:09,034 I only have one question. I only have one question.
1182 01:22:09,034 01:22:11,517 And that is what the fuck am I doing here? And that is what the fuck am I doing here?
1183 01:22:11,517 01:22:14,827 This brings back bad memories. This brings back bad memories.
1184 01:22:20,137 01:22:25,310 I got your show. We've got your show. I got your show. We've got your show.
1185 01:22:25,310 01:22:28,172 We've got your shit. It's huge. We've got your shit. It's huge.
1186 01:22:28,172 01:22:30,034 This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for. This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for.
1187 01:22:30,034 01:22:33,000 You're home. You're home.
1188 01:22:33,000 01:22:37,137 And your safe. Your boy's president. And your safe. Your boy's president.
1189 01:22:37,137 01:22:38,862 Can I get my pitch on. Can I get my pitch on.
1190 01:22:38,862 01:22:40,862 - Sure. - Sure.
1191 01:22:40,862 01:22:44,206 You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies? You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies?
1192 01:22:44,206 01:22:46,931 Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right? Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right?
1193 01:22:46,931 01:22:50,344 You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America. You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America.
1194 01:22:50,344 01:22:55,724 On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans. On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans.
1195 01:22:55,724 01:22:57,344 Okay? Okay?
1196 01:22:57,344 01:23:00,310 It's all about you. It's all about you.
1197 01:23:00,310 01:23:02,827 Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world
1198 01:23:02,827 01:23:05,137 who you truly are, show them the things that you like... who you truly are, show them the things that you like...
1199 01:23:08,724 01:23:11,724 - The look on your face? - The look on your face?
1200 01:23:11,724 01:23:13,965 What is that? - I'm thinking. It's a lot to process. What is that? - I'm thinking. It's a lot to process.
1201 01:23:13,965 01:23:16,758 - Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million - Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million
1202 01:23:16,758 01:23:19,724 this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this. this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this.
1203 01:23:19,724 01:23:21,758 - Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end? - Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end?
1204 01:23:21,758 01:23:24,000 - It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do, - It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do,
1205 01:23:24,000 01:23:27,206 I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now, I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now,
1206 01:23:27,206 01:23:31,034 have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie. have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie.
1207 01:23:31,034 01:23:34,620 - What's the matter with me? - What's the matter with me?
1208 01:23:34,620 01:23:36,206 Why I am here? Why I am here?
1209 01:23:36,206 01:23:41,448 - Why are you here? You're starting over. - Why are you here? You're starting over.
1210 01:23:41,448 01:23:46,034 - I don't want to start over. - I don't want to start over.
1211 01:23:46,034 01:23:47,793 Is Claire in Los Angeles? Is Claire in Los Angeles?
1212 01:23:47,793 01:23:50,344 - Yeah but she's not going to talk to you. - Yeah but she's not going to talk to you.
1213 01:23:50,344 01:23:51,241 I don't need her to talk to me. I don't need her to talk to me.
1214 01:23:51,241 01:23:53,103 I just want her to sit down. I just want her to sit down.
1215 01:23:53,103 01:23:58,310 Could you do that for me? Could you do that for me?
1216 01:23:58,310 01:24:04,448 - I can try. - I can try.
1217 01:24:04,448 01:24:12,034 Yeah. Yeah.
1218 01:24:12,034 01:24:24,620 Let's go this way. Let's go this way.
1219 01:25:22,793 01:25:50,931 Okay, can I go now? Okay, can I go now?
1220 01:25:50,931 01:26:04,482 Okay, let's do it. Okay, let's do it.
1221 01:26:11,724 01:26:29,448 - What's today? - Fourteenth. - What's today? - Fourteenth.
1222 01:26:29,448 01:26:43,344 - Happy anniversary. - Happy anniversary.
1223 01:26:43,344 01:26:52,137 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
1224 01:26:52,137 01:26:54,655 I loved you with everything that I had I loved you with everything that I had
1225 01:26:54,655 01:27:23,655 and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much. and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much.
1226 01:27:56,724 01:27:59,000 - Dick? - Lenny. - Dick? - Lenny.
1227 01:27:59,000 01:28:05,241 - Hi - Hi. - Hi - Hi.
1228 01:28:05,241 01:28:10,413 - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask. - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask.
1229 01:28:10,413 01:28:16,241 - Could I say something first? - Sure. - Could I say something first? - Sure.
1230 01:28:16,241 01:28:20,172 - It's just that - It's just that
1231 01:28:20,172 01:28:23,379 you know, last time you came by you know, last time you came by
1232 01:28:23,379 01:28:26,827 I couldn't do that right then. Okay? I couldn't do that right then. Okay?
1233 01:28:26,827 01:28:31,827 My mind couldn't do that. My mind couldn't do that.
1234 01:28:31,827 01:28:35,137 I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture
1235 01:28:35,137 01:28:36,931 from you from you
1236 01:28:36,931 01:28:38,586 or anybody, or nobody or anybody, or nobody
1237 01:28:38,586 01:28:42,724 You know what I mean? - I do. You know what I mean? - I do.
1238 01:28:42,724 01:28:48,931 - The idea of being kissed - The idea of being kissed
1239 01:28:48,931 01:28:51,034 It just felt so wrong It just felt so wrong
1240 01:28:51,034 01:28:56,137 With all the unhappiness With all the unhappiness
1241 01:28:56,137 01:28:57,931 death and the guilt. death and the guilt.
1242 01:28:57,931 01:28:59,931 But I turned all that, I shut it off But I turned all that, I shut it off
1243 01:28:59,931 01:29:04,206 all that stuff all that stuff
1244 01:29:04,206 01:29:06,275 You started fiddling with all those knobs You started fiddling with all those knobs
1245 01:29:06,275 01:29:10,344 and it really just kind of pissed me off. and it really just kind of pissed me off.
1246 01:29:10,344 01:29:13,724 Does any of this make any sense? - Total sense. Does any of this make any sense? - Total sense.
1247 01:29:13,724 01:29:17,137 Okay. Okay.
1248 01:29:17,137 01:29:25,241 I've been giving it a lot of thought. I've been giving it a lot of thought.
1249 01:29:25,241 01:29:31,137 I think that we could be good friends - Yeah. I think that we could be good friends - Yeah.
1250 01:29:31,137 01:29:36,827 and if we're good friends then who knows what. - Who knows? and if we're good friends then who knows what. - Who knows?
1251 01:29:36,827 01:29:39,931 I think you're a good man. I think you're a good man.
1252 01:29:39,931 01:29:42,620 - Thank you. - Thank you.
1253 01:29:42,620 01:29:47,724 - I like you. - I like you too. - I like you. - I like you too.
1254 01:29:54,931 01:29:59,827 Was there something you wanted to say? Was there something you wanted to say?
1255 01:29:59,827 01:30:03,413 - Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol - Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol
1256 01:30:03,413 01:30:06,241 and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard
1257 01:30:06,241 01:30:08,379 and you're doing fine. - Thank you. and you're doing fine. - Thank you.
1258 01:30:08,379 01:30:12,931 Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - Just tell me. Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - Just tell me.
1259 01:30:12,931 01:30:17,068 - No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't. - No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't.
1260 01:30:17,068 01:30:19,586 - Speak. - Speak.
1261 01:30:19,586 01:30:22,655 - You ever consider selling the RV? - You ever consider selling the RV?
1262 01:30:22,655 01:30:28,586 To me. To me.
1263 01:30:28,586 01:30:30,931 - It's not for sale. - Okay, I was just checking. - It's not for sale. - Okay, I was just checking.
1264 01:30:30,931 01:30:34,103 Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah. Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah.
1265 01:30:34,103 01:30:39,068 I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though. I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though.
1266 01:30:39,068 01:30:42,827 We're going to be in touch in soon right? We're going to be in touch in soon right?
1267 01:30:42,827 01:30:47,724 We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions. We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions.
1268 01:30:47,724 01:30:49,620 - Dick? - Dick?
1269 01:30:49,620 01:30:53,206 - Yep? - Yep?
1270 01:30:53,206 01:30:56,724 You could borrow it. You could borrow it.
1271 01:30:56,724 01:30:58,172 - I could borrow it. - I could borrow it.
1272 01:30:58,172 01:31:02,000 Yeah. Yeah.
1273 01:31:27,827 01:31:29,103 Alright. Alright.
1274 01:31:29,103 01:31:38,137 - Ah dammit. - Ah dammit.
1274 01:31:29,103 01:31:38,137 - Ah dammit. - Ah dammit.