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1 | 00:00:24,724 | 00:00:27,413 | That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec, | That is the show, I'd like to thank my guest Roger Griffith of Cal Tec, |
2 | 00:00:27,413 | 00:00:30,137 | fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane. | fashion designer and my new BFF, Deven Crane. |
3 | 00:00:30,137 | 00:00:33,206 | And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno. | And of course the always loquacious, Brian Eno. |
4 | 00:00:33,206 | 00:00:37,793 | And now, unfortunately, | And now, unfortunately, |
5 | 00:00:37,793 | 00:00:40,827 | This. | This. |
6 | 00:00:40,827 | 00:00:44,586 | Yesterday, I suffered | Yesterday, I suffered |
7 | 00:00:44,586 | 00:00:48,689 | from what some are calling, an on air meltdown. | from what some are calling, an on air meltdown. |
8 | 00:00:51,620 | 00:00:53,827 | The powers that be are convinced that I | The powers that be are convinced that I |
9 | 00:00:53,827 | 00:00:56,965 | said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done. | said some things, and did some things that I shouldn't have done. |
10 | 00:00:56,965 | 00:01:04,827 | And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire, | And those powers, including my wife and producer of this show, Claire, |
11 | 00:01:04,827 | 00:01:08,103 | have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize.. | have uh made it clear that I need to publicly apologize.. |
12 | 00:01:09,448 | 00:01:11,448 | Now. | Now. |
13 | 00:01:11,448 | 00:01:14,655 | And if I do then, I get to keep my show. | And if I do then, I get to keep my show. |
14 | 00:01:18,551 | 00:01:22,517 | Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long, | Here's the thing, I could apologize all day long, |
15 | 00:01:22,517 | 00:01:26,172 | but that is not going to get my show back, | but that is not going to get my show back, |
16 | 00:01:26,172 | 00:01:31,379 | because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time. | because the truth is, it hasn't been my show for quite some time. |
17 | 00:01:31,379 | 00:01:36,034 | so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it. | so I'm not going to apologize. Not going to do it. |
18 | 00:01:36,034 | 00:01:38,551 | I'm going to leave. | I'm going to leave. |
19 | 00:01:38,551 | 00:01:42,517 | You just watched my last show. | You just watched my last show. |
20 | 00:01:42,517 | 00:01:46,206 | I know, I want to thank all of you for taking | I know, I want to thank all of you for taking |
21 | 00:01:46,206 | 00:01:50,103 | this journey with me for all these years. | this journey with me for all these years. |
22 | 00:01:50,103 | 00:01:56,931 | and I know, that our paths will cross again. | and I know, that our paths will cross again. |
23 | 00:01:56,931 | 00:01:58,793 | So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans | So for the last time, I'm Dick Romans |
24 | 00:01:58,793 | 00:02:02,655 | from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been | from somewhere in Los Angeles, this has been |
25 | 00:02:02,655 | 00:02:14,931 | And, Or None of the Above. | And, Or None of the Above. |
26 | 00:02:19,275 | 00:02:22,655 | Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough. | Ok, hiatus is over, enough is enough. |
27 | 00:02:22,655 | 00:02:25,000 | Time to get back to the.. in the swing, | Time to get back to the.. in the swing, |
28 | 00:02:25,000 | 00:02:28,000 | time to get to the old | time to get to the old |
29 | 00:02:28,000 | 00:02:33,413 | Dick Roman's magic, here we go. | Dick Roman's magic, here we go. |
30 | 00:02:33,413 | 00:02:38,896 | today is April... | today is April... |
31 | 00:02:44,241 | 00:02:48,344 | Doesn't matter. | Doesn't matter. |
32 | 00:02:48,344 | 00:02:54,172 | It's all the same day anyway. | It's all the same day anyway. |
33 | 00:02:54,172 | 00:02:57,379 | Today on the show we have a very special guest. | Today on the show we have a very special guest. |
34 | 00:02:57,379 | 00:03:02,241 | So happy that he is here with us today. | So happy that he is here with us today. |
35 | 00:03:02,241 | 00:03:05,344 | Dick Romans, world class fuck up. | Dick Romans, world class fuck up. |
36 | 00:03:05,344 | 00:03:10,517 | and his dog. And later in the show... | and his dog. And later in the show... |
37 | 00:03:10,517 | 00:03:14,896 | we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to... | we'll have uh Dick Romans pop by to... |
38 | 00:03:14,896 | 00:03:18,172 | set himself on fire. | set himself on fire. |
39 | 00:03:18,172 | 00:03:24,655 | That should be fun. | That should be fun. |
40 | 00:03:24,655 | 00:03:26,793 | Alright. | Alright. |
41 | 00:03:26,793 | 00:03:30,413 | It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead. | It's your turn to be Dick Romans, go ahead. |
42 | 00:03:30,413 | 00:03:49,689 | It's easier than it looks. | It's easier than it looks. |
43 | 00:04:18,620 | 00:04:23,758 | - Seriously? | - Seriously? |
44 | 00:04:27,379 | 00:04:31,034 | - Hurry up. | - Hurry up. |
45 | 00:04:37,586 | 00:04:40,137 | - Come on now. | - Come on now. |
46 | 00:04:43,448 | 00:04:48,379 | - Let's go. | - Let's go. |
47 | 00:04:59,344 | 00:05:04,310 | Claire? | Claire? |
48 | 00:05:04,310 | 00:05:08,137 | Why is the front door locked? | Why is the front door locked? |
49 | 00:05:08,137 | 00:05:43,137 | What the hell, Claire? | What the hell, Claire? |
50 | 00:06:24,482 | 00:06:29,827 | That's better. | That's better. |
51 | 00:06:29,827 | 00:06:32,827 | - This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about | - This is not a typical divorce, pNeil ok, it's not about |
52 | 00:06:32,827 | 00:06:33,758 | the house, car, and the dog. | the house, car, and the dog. |
53 | 00:06:33,758 | 00:06:36,172 | - Look, try and calm down. Ok... | - Look, try and calm down. Ok... |
54 | 00:06:36,172 | 00:06:38,206 | I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it. | I, I have everything. I'm reviewing it. |
55 | 00:06:38,206 | 00:06:39,965 | - My entire life is in this envelope, | - My entire life is in this envelope, |
56 | 00:06:39,965 | 00:06:42,793 | ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company. | ten years of creative collaboration, and a production company. |
57 | 00:06:42,793 | 00:06:45,172 | And | And |
58 | 00:06:45,172 | 00:06:47,034 | - Fucking everything!! | - Fucking everything!! |
59 | 00:06:47,034 | 00:06:49,172 | - I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think | - I need you to think happy thoughts, you have to think |
60 | 00:06:49,172 | 00:06:51,000 | positive ok, everything is going to be great. | positive ok, everything is going to be great. |
61 | 00:06:51,000 | 00:06:52,793 | You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p | You have to take a big deep breath Ok?p |
62 | 00:06:52,793 | 00:06:54,103 | - I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you | - I'm going to tell you how to do it, I'm going to tell you |
63 | 00:06:54,103 | 00:06:55,793 | how to do your job. | how to do your job. |
64 | 00:06:55,793 | 00:06:57,931 | You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick, | You go back to everybody, and you say, I talked to Dick, |
65 | 00:06:57,931 | 00:06:59,379 | and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope. | and Dick said I'm not signing the papers that are in the envelope. |
66 | 00:06:59,379 | 00:07:02,586 | Under no circumstance. Ever. | Under no circumstance. Ever. |
67 | 00:07:02,586 | 00:07:04,724 | - Look I'll tell you what. | - Look I'll tell you what. |
68 | 00:07:04,724 | 00:07:07,448 | Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea. | Go to one of them fruit and nut places go get yourself Kombucha tea. |
69 | 00:07:07,448 | 00:07:09,275 | Kombucha. | Kombucha. |
70 | 00:07:09,275 | 00:07:10,793 | I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it. | I'm going to send you some wellness cream. Use it. |
71 | 00:07:10,793 | 00:07:12,482 | - I love you but that doesn't make any, | - I love you but that doesn't make any, |
72 | 00:07:12,482 | 00:07:15,034 | - I don't even.. that's the worst.. | - I don't even.. that's the worst.. |
73 | 00:07:15,034 | 00:07:17,034 | - Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags, | - Dickie look, I gotta go to meet a couple of douchebags, |
74 | 00:07:17,034 | 00:07:18,275 | about some shit, okay? I got to go. | about some shit, okay? I got to go. |
75 | 00:07:18,275 | 00:07:25,344 | You got to go, yeah. Well... | You got to go, yeah. Well... |
76 | 00:07:28,551 | 00:07:32,517 | Non canine issues that are complex | Non canine issues that are complex |
77 | 00:07:32,517 | 00:07:36,275 | and um, yeah, so. | and um, yeah, so. |
78 | 00:07:36,275 | 00:07:38,551 | I just wanted to tell you that you're not... | I just wanted to tell you that you're not... |
79 | 00:07:38,551 | 00:07:40,689 | that I love you and you're going to be fine. | that I love you and you're going to be fine. |
80 | 00:07:40,689 | 00:07:44,068 | That we're going to be alright together. | That we're going to be alright together. |
81 | 00:07:44,068 | 00:07:47,827 | We're going to sort it out. | We're going to sort it out. |
82 | 00:07:59,344 | 00:08:01,310 | - Hi. - Hi, can I help you with something? | - Hi. - Hi, can I help you with something? |
83 | 00:08:01,310 | 00:08:04,034 | - Yeah, I'm here for Claire. | - Yeah, I'm here for Claire. |
84 | 00:08:04,034 | 00:08:05,931 | Oh.. | Oh.. |
85 | 00:08:05,931 | 00:08:10,103 | A.. | A.. |
86 | 00:08:10,103 | 00:08:13,827 | this is a, little awkward. - Huh. | this is a, little awkward. - Huh. |
87 | 00:08:13,827 | 00:08:15,931 | A.. | A.. |
88 | 00:08:15,931 | 00:08:20,000 | Claire, unfortunately had | Claire, unfortunately had |
89 | 00:08:20,000 | 00:08:23,655 | a really bad accident at the uh.. | a really bad accident at the uh.. |
90 | 00:08:23,655 | 00:08:24,862 | airport. | airport. |
91 | 00:08:24,862 | 00:08:26,862 | - Oh my god. | - Oh my god. |
92 | 00:08:26,862 | 00:08:29,586 | - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring | - Well, we can cry for God all we want, but it's not going to bring |
93 | 00:08:29,586 | 00:08:32,344 | Claire's face back. | Claire's face back. |
94 | 00:08:32,344 | 00:08:34,896 | - What? - Claire's face was sheared off.. | - What? - Claire's face was sheared off.. |
95 | 00:08:34,896 | 00:08:37,103 | by an airplane propeller. | by an airplane propeller. |
96 | 00:08:37,103 | 00:08:39,413 | - What? - Claire, was actually fooling around | - What? - Claire, was actually fooling around |
97 | 00:08:39,413 | 00:08:44,206 | acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!" | acting like a little, "Oh everything's so fun on an airplane!" |
98 | 00:08:44,206 | 00:08:45,241 | On the airport tarmac." | On the airport tarmac." |
99 | 00:08:45,241 | 00:08:47,551 | And then, whack! | And then, whack! |
100 | 00:08:47,551 | 00:08:51,000 | The thing just cut her head in half. | The thing just cut her head in half. |
101 | 00:08:51,000 | 00:08:52,172 | - Who are you? | - Who are you? |
102 | 00:08:52,172 | 00:08:53,655 | - Who are you? | - Who are you? |
103 | 00:08:53,655 | 00:08:54,896 | - I'm the caterer. | - I'm the caterer. |
104 | 00:08:54,896 | 00:08:56,896 | - Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer. | - Oh it's nice to meet you, the caterer. |
105 | 00:08:56,896 | 00:08:58,034 | - Nice to meet you. | - Nice to meet you. |
106 | 00:08:58,034 | 00:08:59,206 | - Are you stepping in for Lenny? | - Are you stepping in for Lenny? |
107 | 00:08:59,206 | 00:09:01,413 | - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright. | - Yeah, no. I'm Lenny, I'm Lenny Wright. |
108 | 00:09:01,413 | 00:09:04,965 | Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party. | Wright Caterers. I'm dropping stuff off for the party. |
109 | 00:09:04,965 | 00:09:08,793 | - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny. | - Ooh, there's a party huh? Am I invited, I love parties, Lenny. |
110 | 00:09:08,793 | 00:09:10,827 | - I mean I don't know. | - I mean I don't know. |
111 | 00:09:10,827 | 00:09:14,862 | Are you not hosting a party for 20 people? | Are you not hosting a party for 20 people? |
112 | 00:09:14,862 | 00:09:17,000 | Anniversary party? What? | Anniversary party? What? |
113 | 00:09:17,000 | 00:09:29,000 | - All week? | - All week? |
114 | 00:09:29,000 | 00:09:30,551 | There's a party? | There's a party? |
115 | 00:09:30,551 | 00:09:32,655 | - Yeah. - What's today? | - Yeah. - What's today? |
116 | 00:09:32,655 | 00:09:35,862 | - Thursday. | - Thursday. |
117 | 00:09:35,862 | 00:09:37,448 | - Fuck. | - Fuck. |
118 | 00:09:37,448 | 00:09:39,793 | - Looks like you got your hands full but I got to... | - Looks like you got your hands full but I got to... |
119 | 00:09:39,793 | 00:09:42,655 | - Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people | - Yeah look, Lenny the caterer in about 24 hours I got a bunch of people |
120 | 00:09:42,655 | 00:09:44,724 | descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary | descending on my home to celebrate a ten yea anniversary |
121 | 00:09:44,724 | 00:09:46,413 | that was never consummated because my wife | that was never consummated because my wife |
122 | 00:09:46,413 | 00:09:49,413 | Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me | Claire, the ass face, decided to divorce me |
123 | 00:09:49,413 | 00:09:51,517 | this morning so please, | this morning so please, |
124 | 00:09:51,517 | 00:09:53,517 | if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment | if you'll excuse I'm trying to stop an embarrassment |
125 | 00:09:53,517 | 00:09:55,448 | of legendary proportions from unfolding. | of legendary proportions from unfolding. |
126 | 00:09:55,448 | 00:09:56,758 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
127 | 00:09:56,758 | 00:10:02,068 | - Alright, well what do I do about this? | - Alright, well what do I do about this? |
128 | 00:10:02,068 | 00:10:03,655 | - It's a lot of crap. | - It's a lot of crap. |
129 | 00:10:03,655 | 00:10:06,586 | - It's a lot of work. - The booze is ours? | - It's a lot of work. - The booze is ours? |
130 | 00:10:06,586 | 00:10:08,896 | - Yep, it goes in the bar. | - Yep, it goes in the bar. |
131 | 00:10:08,896 | 00:10:11,896 | - Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze. | - Huh, alright, well you can take that inside. I'll take the booze. |
132 | 00:10:11,896 | 00:10:13,965 | - Ok. - What's this? | - Ok. - What's this? |
133 | 00:10:13,965 | 00:10:16,068 | - That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the... | - That's my lasagna, - Oh and what's in the... |
134 | 00:10:16,068 | 00:10:20,862 | - Cheesecake. - Oh my god. Wow. | - Cheesecake. - Oh my god. Wow. |
135 | 00:10:20,862 | 00:10:26,068 | Ok, time out. Cheesecake. | Ok, time out. Cheesecake. |
136 | 00:10:26,068 | 00:10:30,413 | Try the lasagna, and the booze. | Try the lasagna, and the booze. |
137 | 00:10:30,413 | 00:10:32,827 | - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff? | - What do you want me to do with the rest of the stuff? |
138 | 00:10:32,827 | 00:10:38,241 | - I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them. | - I don't know. Lenny, find some skinny kids, feed them. |
139 | 00:10:38,241 | 00:10:40,310 | - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there? | - Hey Dickie, how are you brother? How are things up there? |
140 | 00:10:40,310 | 00:10:42,931 | - Not good, really not good right now, | - Not good, really not good right now, |
141 | 00:10:42,931 | 00:10:44,827 | man it's dire up here. Ok. | man it's dire up here. Ok. |
142 | 00:10:44,827 | 00:10:46,965 | Claire left. | Claire left. |
143 | 00:10:46,965 | 00:10:49,000 | - Wait a minute. Left, left? | - Wait a minute. Left, left? |
144 | 00:10:49,000 | 00:10:51,931 | - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week. | - She left. Divorce. And now I got to cancel the week. |
145 | 00:10:51,931 | 00:10:53,620 | - The week, what was the week? | - The week, what was the week? |
146 | 00:10:53,620 | 00:10:56,137 | - The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week, | - The week, it's the anniversary week, is this week, |
147 | 00:10:56,137 | 00:10:57,551 | you were coming up here right? | you were coming up here right? |
148 | 00:10:57,551 | 00:10:59,551 | - Probably? | - Probably? |
149 | 00:10:59,551 | 00:11:02,448 | - Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter. | - Micky, really? you know what? It doesn't matter. |
150 | 00:11:02,448 | 00:11:03,896 | There's events planned on every day. | There's events planned on every day. |
151 | 00:11:03,896 | 00:11:05,586 | There's a bunch of people coming up here right now. | There's a bunch of people coming up here right now. |
152 | 00:11:05,586 | 00:11:07,689 | - Hold on second, I'm here for you. | - Hold on second, I'm here for you. |
153 | 00:11:07,689 | 00:11:09,793 | What can I do for you, little brother? | What can I do for you, little brother? |
154 | 00:11:09,793 | 00:11:12,206 | - I don't know, I don't want you to go | - I don't know, I don't want you to go |
155 | 00:11:12,206 | 00:11:13,586 | out of your way to do anything. | out of your way to do anything. |
156 | 00:11:13,586 | 00:11:16,724 | I don't know, still come up anyway. | I don't know, still come up anyway. |
157 | 00:11:16,724 | 00:11:18,689 | - Some brother time? I don't know.... | - Some brother time? I don't know.... |
158 | 00:11:18,689 | 00:11:21,137 | - Yup! Yes! Good! - Yeah? | - Yup! Yes! Good! - Yeah? |
159 | 00:11:21,137 | 00:11:23,551 | - What?! No. - Wait? | - What?! No. - Wait? |
160 | 00:11:23,551 | 00:11:25,724 | - Not you. I can't Dick. | - Not you. I can't Dick. |
161 | 00:11:25,724 | 00:11:27,551 | This is just not a good time. | This is just not a good time. |
162 | 00:11:27,551 | 00:11:30,000 | Hey, you know what? I got a better idea, | Hey, you know what? I got a better idea, |
163 | 00:11:30,000 | 00:11:31,655 | why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time. | why don't you come down and see me, get a little L.A. time. |
164 | 00:11:31,655 | 00:11:34,137 | We'll catch up, get a little hummus. | We'll catch up, get a little hummus. |
165 | 00:11:34,137 | 00:11:36,068 | Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling? | Pick up a bunch of uppers and go paint balling? |
166 | 00:11:36,068 | 00:11:38,448 | Why are you laughing at that? p That sounds awesome. | Why are you laughing at that? p That sounds awesome. |
167 | 00:11:38,448 | 00:11:40,758 | - People paint ball. | - People paint ball. |
168 | 00:11:40,758 | 00:11:42,793 | - I'm not in that state of mind right now. | - I'm not in that state of mind right now. |
169 | 00:11:42,793 | 00:11:44,931 | Alright, we'll listen man you sound good, | Alright, we'll listen man you sound good, |
170 | 00:11:44,931 | 00:11:47,344 | and really glad you called, and give Claire my love. | and really glad you called, and give Claire my love. |
171 | 00:11:47,344 | 00:11:51,793 | Yeah, you too, and like I said... Did you hang up? | Yeah, you too, and like I said... Did you hang up? |
172 | 00:11:51,793 | 00:11:56,413 | Son of a bitch. | Son of a bitch. |
173 | 00:11:56,413 | 00:11:59,206 | Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now. | Hi, Patty, John, I'm sorry I have to do this right now. |
174 | 00:11:59,206 | 00:12:01,275 | I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week. | I'm calling to... I got to cancel the week. |
175 | 00:12:01,275 | 00:12:05,724 | Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you, | Thomas, Jessie, it's Dick, I got to talk to you, |
176 | 00:12:05,724 | 00:12:06,931 | The week. | The week. |
177 | 00:12:06,931 | 00:12:08,551 | We're concealing the week. | We're concealing the week. |
178 | 00:12:08,551 | 00:12:09,896 | I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff | I'm trying to send everybody emails, and stuff |
179 | 00:12:09,896 | 00:12:12,379 | Claire, just fucking bailed on me. | Claire, just fucking bailed on me. |
180 | 00:12:12,379 | 00:12:13,862 | Everybody is coming in 24 hrs | Everybody is coming in 24 hrs |
181 | 00:12:13,862 | 00:12:15,896 | I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home | I'm just trying to get everybody to stay goddamn home |
182 | 00:12:15,896 | 00:12:19,000 | Weren't you invited? | Weren't you invited? |
183 | 00:12:19,000 | 00:12:23,448 | It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other, | It's life, we'll figure it out one way or the other, |
184 | 00:12:23,448 | 00:12:24,448 | or we won't. | or we won't. |
185 | 00:12:24,448 | 00:12:26,448 | Ah, this is so shitty dude. | Ah, this is so shitty dude. |
186 | 00:12:26,448 | 00:12:28,275 | I can't control everything in the universe. | I can't control everything in the universe. |
187 | 00:12:28,275 | 00:12:31,000 | People think I can, but I can't. | People think I can, but I can't. |
188 | 00:12:31,000 | 00:12:33,896 | If you hear from Claire. Tell her that | If you hear from Claire. Tell her that |
189 | 00:12:33,896 | 00:12:36,206 | I've been thinking about her a lot. | I've been thinking about her a lot. |
190 | 00:12:36,206 | 00:12:38,344 | And I hate her guts. | And I hate her guts. |
191 | 00:12:38,344 | 00:12:40,689 | Could you tell her that her father died? | Could you tell her that her father died? |
192 | 00:12:40,689 | 00:12:43,379 | Just tell her that some people home invaded the house. | Just tell her that some people home invaded the house. |
193 | 00:12:43,379 | 00:12:45,034 | And that I was killed. | And that I was killed. |
194 | 00:12:45,034 | 00:12:48,965 | Bye bye. | Bye bye. |
195 | 00:12:53,655 | 00:12:56,827 | Want a taste? | Want a taste? |
196 | 00:12:56,827 | 00:12:58,517 | You know what? | You know what? |
197 | 00:12:58,517 | 00:13:01,310 | This is kind of an opportunity. | This is kind of an opportunity. |
198 | 00:13:01,310 | 00:13:04,379 | We could do stuff that we could never do before. | We could do stuff that we could never do before. |
199 | 00:13:04,379 | 00:13:06,068 | You want to sleep in the bed? | You want to sleep in the bed? |
200 | 00:13:06,068 | 00:13:12,310 | Done. I can wear my hat. | Done. I can wear my hat. |
201 | 00:13:12,310 | 00:13:14,137 | I could wear my hat. | I could wear my hat. |
202 | 00:13:14,137 | 00:13:20,103 | Ok, what do you think? | Ok, what do you think? |
203 | 00:13:20,103 | 00:13:23,103 | I know what we can do! | I know what we can do! |
204 | 00:13:23,103 | 00:13:25,620 | Let's break some of Mommy's shit. | Let's break some of Mommy's shit. |
205 | 00:13:28,655 | 00:13:31,482 | Don't you just love this color Dick? | Don't you just love this color Dick? |
206 | 00:13:31,482 | 00:13:33,931 | You should paint your office that color! | You should paint your office that color! |
207 | 00:13:33,931 | 00:13:39,758 | Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country! | Let's buy only wine glasses since we live in the wine country! |
208 | 00:13:42,931 | 00:13:44,827 | - It's a bunt! | - It's a bunt! |
209 | 00:13:47,206 | 00:13:52,862 | the night, round and round | the night, round and round |
210 | 00:14:02,724 | 00:14:06,172 | Give me the dress! | Give me the dress! |
211 | 00:14:06,172 | 00:14:10,310 | Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick! | Don't waste all the toothpaste Dick! |
212 | 00:14:10,310 | 00:14:13,896 | You're using too much! | You're using too much! |
213 | 00:14:13,896 | 00:14:18,137 | All you need is a pea sized amount. | All you need is a pea sized amount. |
214 | 00:14:18,137 | 00:14:22,000 | Just a tiny, little pea size. | Just a tiny, little pea size. |
215 | 00:14:22,000 | 00:14:26,793 | Then you can | Then you can |
216 | 00:14:26,793 | 00:14:30,896 | I don't care about your rules about toothpaste! | I don't care about your rules about toothpaste! |
217 | 00:14:30,896 | 00:14:34,931 | I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore. | I don't care about toothpaste rules, they don't apply to me anymore. |
218 | 00:14:34,931 | 00:14:37,896 | So this is how much toothpaste I use. | So this is how much toothpaste I use. |
219 | 00:14:37,896 | 00:14:39,862 | This is what I like to use. | This is what I like to use. |
220 | 00:14:39,862 | 00:14:43,862 | This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here. | This is the amount that is satisfying for me, right here. |
221 | 00:14:43,862 | 00:14:45,344 | This is it. | This is it. |
222 | 00:14:45,344 | 00:14:48,724 | Dick, I want a divorce! | Dick, I want a divorce! |
223 | 00:14:48,724 | 00:14:52,068 | veins, | veins, |
224 | 00:14:52,068 | 00:14:55,137 | now memories are the scant | now memories are the scant |
225 | 00:14:55,137 | 00:14:59,172 | to wake up with the after glow. | to wake up with the after glow. |
226 | 00:14:59,172 | 00:15:04,586 | Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick! | Don't shoot arrows at nothing Dick! |
227 | 00:15:28,000 | 00:15:31,689 | I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative | I'm not an orthopedist Dick, but the imaging was negative |
228 | 00:15:31,689 | 00:15:36,758 | so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella | so my guess is you probably have some low grade patella |
229 | 00:15:36,758 | 00:15:39,758 | tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising | tendon damage and, or medial meniscus bruising |
230 | 00:15:39,758 | 00:15:43,103 | either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening. | either way, it ain't very serious, and it ain't life threatening. |
231 | 00:15:43,103 | 00:15:48,034 | Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit. | Alright, let's see now, I got a.. goddammit. |
232 | 00:15:48,034 | 00:15:49,896 | - What are you looking for? | - What are you looking for? |
233 | 00:15:49,896 | 00:15:51,689 | - Oh, bear with me. Patty? | - Oh, bear with me. Patty? |
234 | 00:15:51,689 | 00:15:56,551 | Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it! | Oh what the hell! Nevermind Patty, found it! |
235 | 00:15:56,551 | 00:15:58,896 | Haha, look at that there. | Haha, look at that there. |
236 | 00:15:58,896 | 00:16:01,689 | Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on. | Now three very important steps when you are putting this brace on. |
237 | 00:16:01,689 | 00:16:07,448 | One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this. | One, always apply the brace from the ankle to the thigh like this. |
238 | 00:16:07,448 | 00:16:09,724 | Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is | Step two. Always make sure the knee setting is |
239 | 00:16:09,724 | 00:16:11,586 | set at minus two. | set at minus two. |
240 | 00:16:11,586 | 00:16:14,655 | And three, and this is the most important step of all. | And three, and this is the most important step of all. |
241 | 00:16:14,655 | 00:16:20,172 | After you've completed steps one and two, | After you've completed steps one and two, |
242 | 00:16:20,172 | 00:16:23,034 | get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a | get a small tube of salve. You squeeze about a |
243 | 00:16:23,034 | 00:16:24,620 | dime sized amount | dime sized amount |
244 | 00:16:24,620 | 00:16:26,413 | into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously | into the palm of your hand and rub that vigorously |
245 | 00:16:26,413 | 00:16:30,137 | into your vagina. | into your vagina. |
246 | 00:16:30,137 | 00:16:32,241 | - Can I go now? | - Can I go now? |
247 | 00:16:32,241 | 00:16:34,034 | - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching? | - Does that mean I can back to my bird watching? |
248 | 00:16:34,034 | 00:16:38,034 | - Sure. - Scram. | - Sure. - Scram. |
249 | 00:17:11,793 | 00:17:15,689 | Minor set back. | Minor set back. |
250 | 00:17:15,689 | 00:17:19,931 | Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow | Not a big deal, we'll get 'em tomorrow |
251 | 00:17:19,931 | 00:17:24,103 | we'll take over the world. | we'll take over the world. |
252 | 00:17:45,034 | 00:17:49,103 | don't do it again | don't do it again |
253 | 00:17:49,103 | 00:17:54,827 | to your self my friend, | to your self my friend, |
254 | 00:18:05,931 | 00:18:10,137 | come home | come home |
255 | 00:18:10,137 | 00:18:14,586 | you know I get so alone. | you know I get so alone. |
256 | 00:18:39,724 | 00:18:45,827 | Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet! | Yeah! Yeah! That's sweet! |
257 | 00:18:52,724 | 00:18:54,724 | No no no. | No no no. |
258 | 00:18:54,724 | 00:18:56,413 | No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department. | No, we're all filled up on the douche bag department. |
259 | 00:18:56,413 | 00:19:00,137 | - Whoo! Part - tay! | - Whoo! Part - tay! |
260 | 00:19:00,137 | 00:19:03,517 | - Thomas, what, hey! | - Thomas, what, hey! |
261 | 00:19:03,517 | 00:19:05,448 | - My god, what happened to your leg? | - My god, what happened to your leg? |
262 | 00:19:05,448 | 00:19:06,827 | - What the hell's going on buddy? I was just chopping | - What the hell's going on buddy? I was just chopping |
263 | 00:19:06,827 | 00:19:08,172 | some wood and I, I fell down. | some wood and I, I fell down. |
264 | 00:19:08,172 | 00:19:10,448 | - In your robe? | - In your robe? |
265 | 00:19:10,448 | 00:19:12,448 | - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick. | - You really shouldn't be walking around with an axe, Dick. |
266 | 00:19:12,448 | 00:19:13,689 | If I could, just real quick.. Bud, where are your pants? | If I could, just real quick.. Bud, where are your pants? |
267 | 00:19:13,689 | 00:19:15,793 | - You're not supposed to be here. | - You're not supposed to be here. |
268 | 00:19:15,793 | 00:19:17,413 | - Why? - Yeah, missed the party? | - Why? - Yeah, missed the party? |
269 | 00:19:17,413 | 00:19:21,620 | - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire.. | - No, see the thing, Tommy, the party's canceled, Claire.. |
270 | 00:19:21,620 | 00:19:25,620 | wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What? | wants a divorce. - Oh god. - What? |
271 | 00:19:25,620 | 00:19:27,793 | - I left you guys a message. | - I left you guys a message. |
272 | 00:19:27,793 | 00:19:29,620 | I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email. | I sent you an email, I explained the whole thing in an email. |
273 | 00:19:29,620 | 00:19:32,068 | - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email. | - No, Dick I changed the email to a different email. |
274 | 00:19:32,068 | 00:19:35,000 | - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - Maybe | - I left a message on the phone. - A home phone? - Maybe |
275 | 00:19:35,000 | 00:19:37,827 | - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone, | - I think so. - No Dick, nobody checks the home phone, |
276 | 00:19:37,827 | 00:19:40,241 | you gotta call my cell. | you gotta call my cell. |
277 | 00:19:40,241 | 00:19:42,758 | - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some | - Here's what we're going to do, you can drop the farm implement, and we'll put some |
278 | 00:19:42,758 | 00:19:45,379 | trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this. | trousers on you. And I'll make a meal.pWe'll talk about this. |
279 | 00:19:45,379 | 00:19:47,344 | - No no no... | - No no no... |
280 | 00:19:47,344 | 00:19:49,206 | - We're doing something here. | - We're doing something here. |
281 | 00:19:49,206 | 00:19:51,275 | - No, no you don't have to do it. | - No, no you don't have to do it. |
282 | 00:19:51,275 | 00:19:55,896 | - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright. | - You guys are so alive together, so electric. - Oh yeah we were electric alright. |
283 | 00:19:55,896 | 00:19:59,137 | But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down. | But then the wires got really old and we burnt our fucking house down. |
284 | 00:19:59,137 | 00:20:04,689 | - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down. | - God, your wires aren't old, nobodies house has burned down. |
285 | 00:20:04,689 | 00:20:06,448 | - That's really god damned good. | - That's really god damned good. |
286 | 00:20:06,448 | 00:20:09,000 | - No need to bring Him into it. | - No need to bring Him into it. |
287 | 00:20:09,000 | 00:20:13,586 | You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home. | You can make this recipe right here in the comfort of your home. |
288 | 00:20:13,586 | 00:20:17,310 | Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh | Using my latest endeavor. - Ahhh |
289 | 00:20:17,310 | 00:20:19,551 | Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover | Look at that handsome devil, huh, on the cover |
290 | 00:20:19,551 | 00:20:23,310 | of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book. | of another book. And it's an Atheist cook book. |
291 | 00:20:23,310 | 00:20:25,517 | Yes and it is personalized to you. | Yes and it is personalized to you. |
292 | 00:20:25,517 | 00:20:29,827 | - That's really sweet buddy. Thank you. | - That's really sweet buddy. Thank you. |
293 | 00:20:29,827 | 00:20:31,344 | - Sure. | - Sure. |
294 | 00:20:31,344 | 00:20:32,724 | - Should I burnt it now, or wait | - Should I burnt it now, or wait |
295 | 00:20:32,724 | 00:20:38,310 | till you guys leave. "Claire" | till you guys leave. "Claire" |
296 | 00:20:38,310 | 00:20:41,413 | - I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part. | - I'm an asshole. - I like the peace, love, and pepper part. |
297 | 00:20:41,413 | 00:20:44,862 | Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these | Tomorrow, good question, I was thinking I found these |
298 | 00:20:44,862 | 00:20:51,551 | cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes | cute purple dinner napkins, and these little Hi-C juice boxes |
299 | 00:20:51,551 | 00:20:53,931 | and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is | and like a shit load of cyanide, and what I thought I'd do is |
300 | 00:20:53,931 | 00:20:58,275 | off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world | off myself with the dog and catch a little comet tail out to a different world |
301 | 00:20:58,275 | 00:21:02,413 | a better place, it's a heaven's gate... | a better place, it's a heaven's gate... |
302 | 00:21:02,413 | 00:21:04,344 | I know it's kind of little bit dated but... | I know it's kind of little bit dated but... |
303 | 00:21:04,344 | 00:21:07,482 | - I don't really think suicide jokes are funny. | - I don't really think suicide jokes are funny. |
304 | 00:21:07,482 | 00:21:09,689 | Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet. | Well, we're going to stay here until you're back on your feet. |
305 | 00:21:09,689 | 00:21:12,862 | - I am fine. | - I am fine. |
306 | 00:21:12,862 | 00:21:17,965 | - She's right. - I'm fine In fact, I have a plan | - She's right. - I'm fine In fact, I have a plan |
307 | 00:21:17,965 | 00:21:24,620 | A real non suicide plan. | A real non suicide plan. |
308 | 00:21:24,620 | 00:21:26,896 | I'm going to go and | I'm going to go and |
309 | 00:21:26,896 | 00:21:30,758 | do all the things this week that we had planned | do all the things this week that we had planned |
310 | 00:21:30,758 | 00:21:32,551 | for the anniversary celebration | for the anniversary celebration |
311 | 00:21:32,551 | 00:21:35,172 | I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire | I'm going to go and do those things to show Claire |
312 | 00:21:35,172 | 00:21:39,137 | - To show her what? | - To show her what? |
313 | 00:21:39,137 | 00:21:42,655 | - I'm ok. | - I'm ok. |
314 | 00:21:42,655 | 00:21:49,000 | A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue. | A vision quest, you know, I'm bucia, a little code du sue. |
315 | 00:21:49,000 | 00:21:52,103 | Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out | Those crazy fucking Indians would dig a hole, all the way out |
316 | 00:21:52,103 | 00:21:57,379 | in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know? | in the tribe, vision quest, in the pit, you know? |
317 | 00:21:57,379 | 00:22:01,034 | - Ok, didn't these guys have | - Ok, didn't these guys have |
318 | 00:22:01,034 | 00:22:04,172 | medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - Here we are. | medicine man to guide them? - Not always. - Here we are. |
319 | 00:22:04,172 | 00:22:07,965 | We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman. | We could be your medicine men. - Well, I'd be your medicine woman. |
320 | 00:22:07,965 | 00:22:13,931 | - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone. | - I was really focusing on the part where I was in the hole alone. |
321 | 00:22:13,931 | 00:22:16,379 | - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate. | - Dick, we're going to stay here, we're going to do this with you. It's fate. |
322 | 00:22:16,379 | 00:22:18,068 | - Well let's not go crazy. | - Well let's not go crazy. |
323 | 00:22:18,068 | 00:22:20,448 | - What is on the schedule for tomorrow? | - What is on the schedule for tomorrow? |
324 | 00:22:20,448 | 00:22:25,137 | - I'm sure it's some shit. | - I'm sure it's some shit. |
325 | 00:22:33,862 | 00:22:49,034 | - Ok, time to wake up. | - Ok, time to wake up. |
326 | 00:23:02,275 | 00:23:04,344 | - Well there's your problem right there, | - Well there's your problem right there, |
327 | 00:23:04,344 | 00:23:05,413 | you're looking for meaning at the end | you're looking for meaning at the end |
328 | 00:23:05,413 | 00:23:08,103 | and not in the whole of it. | and not in the whole of it. |
329 | 00:23:08,103 | 00:23:10,862 | Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this? | Ask yourself, do you really need to find a happy ending in all this? |
330 | 00:23:10,862 | 00:23:12,758 | Is that really going to help? | Is that really going to help? |
331 | 00:23:12,758 | 00:23:17,172 | - Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole? | - Ah Tommy, when did you become such an asshole? |
332 | 00:23:17,172 | 00:23:19,965 | Jesus Christ. | Jesus Christ. |
333 | 00:23:19,965 | 00:23:26,655 | Claire was here. And now she's not. | Claire was here. And now she's not. |
334 | 00:23:26,655 | 00:23:31,965 | Don't look for meaning where there isn't any. | Don't look for meaning where there isn't any. |
335 | 00:23:53,000 | 00:23:57,103 | I think I was fucking around. | I think I was fucking around. |
336 | 00:23:57,103 | 00:24:38,827 | It's just funny. | It's just funny. |
337 | 00:24:43,034 | 00:24:52,379 | - I've always loved you. | - I've always loved you. |
338 | 00:24:52,379 | 00:24:58,241 | It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right? | It's not like its unmanageable, hmmm? Right? |
339 | 00:24:58,241 | 00:25:06,655 | I love my husband, I love my family | I love my husband, I love my family |
340 | 00:25:14,931 | 00:25:23,310 | - Jessie, no I can't | - Jessie, no I can't |
341 | 00:25:52,034 | 00:25:53,965 | - Do not be a bitch to me! | - Do not be a bitch to me! |
342 | 00:25:53,965 | 00:25:56,965 | - Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of | - Did we finally find a crack in your impervious philosophy of |
343 | 00:25:56,965 | 00:25:59,827 | random, fucking meaninglessness. | random, fucking meaninglessness. |
344 | 00:25:59,827 | 00:26:01,310 | - I have been more than tolerant of your little | - I have been more than tolerant of your little |
345 | 00:26:01,310 | 00:26:03,413 | sexual awakening glory hole thing. | sexual awakening glory hole thing. |
346 | 00:26:03,413 | 00:26:05,448 | - We talked about this. | - We talked about this. |
347 | 00:26:05,448 | 00:26:08,758 | - We sure as hell never talked about Dick! | - We sure as hell never talked about Dick! |
348 | 00:26:08,758 | 00:26:10,551 | - Wait, what? | - Wait, what? |
349 | 00:26:10,551 | 00:26:12,827 | - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this, | - I'm not going to do this, I'm not going to let you rewrite this, |
350 | 00:26:12,827 | 00:26:14,413 | you don't get to be mad. | you don't get to be mad. |
351 | 00:26:14,413 | 00:26:17,000 | - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad. | - Jess, can I just say, he gets to be a little mad. |
352 | 00:26:17,000 | 00:26:18,793 | - shut up Dick! | - shut up Dick! |
353 | 00:26:18,793 | 00:26:20,448 | - Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now, | - Ok, I'm understand that people are really pissed off right now, |
354 | 00:26:20,448 | 00:26:24,965 | and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe | and I get it. All I'm trying to, I just think that maybe |
355 | 00:26:24,965 | 00:26:28,896 | we can get through this, without it being such a big deal. | we can get through this, without it being such a big deal. |
356 | 00:26:28,896 | 00:26:33,034 | - Oh so your grand opus of self destruction | - Oh so your grand opus of self destruction |
357 | 00:26:33,034 | 00:26:35,827 | isn't over yet? | isn't over yet? |
358 | 00:26:35,827 | 00:26:38,275 | You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you? | You fucked up your own marriage so you figured hey why not take ours down with you? |
359 | 00:26:38,275 | 00:26:40,034 | You little piece of shit. | You little piece of shit. |
360 | 00:26:40,034 | 00:26:42,448 | - No Tom, all I'm saying is that | - No Tom, all I'm saying is that |
361 | 00:26:42,448 | 00:26:46,551 | yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife. | yeah, okay, my penis was inside your wife. |
362 | 00:26:48,241 | 00:26:51,137 | so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not | so hold, on I'm not finished. But now my penis is not |
363 | 00:26:51,137 | 00:26:53,448 | inside of your wife. | inside of your wife. |
364 | 00:26:53,448 | 00:26:56,724 | What I'm suggesting is.. | What I'm suggesting is.. |
365 | 00:26:56,724 | 00:26:59,862 | we don't try to find meaning | we don't try to find meaning |
366 | 00:26:59,862 | 00:27:02,034 | when there isn't any. | when there isn't any. |
367 | 00:27:02,034 | 00:27:05,724 | Right? | Right? |
368 | 00:27:05,724 | 00:27:10,241 | Wow, Thomas. | Wow, Thomas. |
369 | 00:27:10,241 | 00:27:13,620 | - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move. | - You know what, that's fair. That's a fair move. |
370 | 00:27:13,620 | 00:27:14,931 | Oh my god! | Oh my god! |
371 | 00:27:14,931 | 00:27:21,206 | Oh he hit me right at the top of the head. | Oh he hit me right at the top of the head. |
372 | 00:27:21,206 | 00:27:27,344 | - You know what really pisses me off. | - You know what really pisses me off. |
373 | 00:27:27,344 | 00:27:33,103 | You orchestrated this whole thing Jess. | You orchestrated this whole thing Jess. |
374 | 00:27:33,103 | 00:27:35,137 | You weren't worried about Dick. | You weren't worried about Dick. |
375 | 00:27:35,137 | 00:27:40,862 | You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him. | You didn't want to take care of him. You wanted to bone him. |
376 | 00:27:40,862 | 00:27:42,758 | - Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas? | - Oh really, well who's making up stories now, Thomas? |
377 | 00:27:42,758 | 00:27:44,931 | - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch. | - You had sexual intercourse with the man on the porch. |
378 | 00:27:44,931 | 00:27:47,517 | - Yes that has been very clearly established but | - Yes that has been very clearly established but |
379 | 00:27:47,517 | 00:27:52,620 | I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick | I didn't plan it, I didn't orchestrate Claire leaving Dick |
380 | 00:27:52,620 | 00:27:54,448 | and I certainly didn't cancel the party. | and I certainly didn't cancel the party. |
381 | 00:27:54,448 | 00:27:56,034 | And anyway when we got the email | And anyway when we got the email |
382 | 00:27:56,034 | 00:28:00,862 | you were the one who said we should come up. | you were the one who said we should come up. |
383 | 00:28:00,862 | 00:28:03,068 | - Wait. What? | - Wait. What? |
384 | 00:28:03,068 | 00:28:07,000 | - Yes Dick, we got the email. | - Yes Dick, we got the email. |
385 | 00:28:07,000 | 00:28:08,862 | - Then what the hell are you doing here? | - Then what the hell are you doing here? |
386 | 00:28:08,862 | 00:28:12,034 | - We thought you should be around friends and we knew | - We thought you should be around friends and we knew |
387 | 00:28:12,034 | 00:28:14,206 | you wouldn't let us if we told you. | you wouldn't let us if we told you. |
388 | 00:28:14,206 | 00:28:16,965 | But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas? | But that was his idea. Do you remember that Thomas? |
389 | 00:28:16,965 | 00:28:20,586 | Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up? | Huh? We've already booked the baby sitter, why don't we just go up? |
390 | 00:28:20,586 | 00:28:24,068 | We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax. | We'll drink a bunch of wine, we'll hang out with Dick we'll relax. |
391 | 00:28:24,068 | 00:28:27,241 | Fucking revisionist. | Fucking revisionist. |
392 | 00:28:27,241 | 00:28:33,034 | You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God. | You know, I'm not going to apologize for anything. God. |
393 | 00:28:33,034 | 00:28:36,413 | I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family. | I for twelve years had planned nothing but focused on this family. |
394 | 00:28:38,689 | 00:28:41,482 | I have managed my career. | I have managed my career. |
395 | 00:28:41,482 | 00:28:46,724 | three children, your career... - Okay, time to go! | three children, your career... - Okay, time to go! |
396 | 00:28:46,724 | 00:28:48,793 | - What? - I love you but you're both | - What? - I love you but you're both |
397 | 00:28:48,793 | 00:28:51,034 | fucking crazy and I need you out of my house. | fucking crazy and I need you out of my house. |
398 | 00:28:51,034 | 00:28:53,793 | - Come on Dick! | - Come on Dick! |
399 | 00:28:53,793 | 00:28:55,206 | - No come on Dick, time to go. - We're working through something here, | - No come on Dick, time to go. - We're working through something here, |
400 | 00:28:55,206 | 00:28:59,793 | it's really important and kind of involves you. | it's really important and kind of involves you. |
401 | 00:28:59,793 | 00:29:01,793 | - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't. | - No, doesn't involve me at all. Really doesn't. |
402 | 00:29:01,793 | 00:29:03,793 | - Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning | - Ok brother, it's probably 2:30 in the morning |
403 | 00:29:03,793 | 00:29:06,137 | and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA. | and we are going to have to drive all the way back to LA. |
404 | 00:29:06,137 | 00:29:10,310 | - It's not safe Dick. | - It's not safe Dick. |
405 | 00:29:10,310 | 00:29:13,517 | - Okay. You can spend the night. | - Okay. You can spend the night. |
406 | 00:29:13,517 | 00:29:16,862 | But you're out of here at seven a.m. - That's a tad early. | But you're out of here at seven a.m. - That's a tad early. |
407 | 00:29:16,862 | 00:29:21,827 | - Seven a.m.! | - Seven a.m.! |
408 | 00:29:21,827 | 00:29:25,482 | Good night! | Good night! |
409 | 00:29:25,482 | 00:29:29,758 | know | know |
410 | 00:29:33,793 | 00:29:38,103 | forward | forward |
411 | 00:29:38,103 | 00:29:42,137 | I can't see what I'm headed | I can't see what I'm headed |
412 | 00:30:07,413 | 00:30:11,655 | Trouble anymore, | Trouble anymore, |
413 | 00:30:26,137 | 00:30:31,344 | Oh no, no no, don't even stop. | Oh no, no no, don't even stop. |
414 | 00:30:31,344 | 00:30:33,620 | Just keep going, keep going. | Just keep going, keep going. |
415 | 00:30:33,620 | 00:30:38,862 | Oh you crazy bastard. | Oh you crazy bastard. |
416 | 00:30:38,862 | 00:30:42,620 | Hey buddy. | Hey buddy. |
417 | 00:30:42,620 | 00:30:44,931 | - I fixed it. | - I fixed it. |
418 | 00:30:57,482 | 00:31:01,586 | this I can't fix it while you | this I can't fix it while you |
419 | 00:31:09,931 | 00:31:16,896 | Tennis. | Tennis. |
420 | 00:31:16,896 | 00:31:18,931 | That's better, we're getting there. | That's better, we're getting there. |
421 | 00:31:18,931 | 00:31:21,793 | You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time. | You're just shaking hands with the racket. I want you moving. Moving the whole time. |
422 | 00:31:27,068 | 00:31:30,724 | Out. | Out. |
423 | 00:31:30,724 | 00:31:32,724 | - T.O. T.O | - T.O. T.O |
424 | 00:31:32,724 | 00:31:37,931 | - T.O. | - T.O. |
425 | 00:31:37,931 | 00:31:40,758 | It's a beautiful day. - Hmmmm | It's a beautiful day. - Hmmmm |
426 | 00:31:40,758 | 00:31:45,000 | I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life. | I mean have you ever had a day this good in your life. |
427 | 00:31:45,000 | 00:31:50,034 | Um yeah. | Um yeah. |
428 | 00:31:50,034 | 00:31:53,103 | You smoke? - No, quit years ago. | You smoke? - No, quit years ago. |
429 | 00:31:53,103 | 00:31:55,344 | - How about this guy? | - How about this guy? |
430 | 00:31:55,344 | 00:31:58,827 | - Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not. | - Oh yeah, yeah peace pipe? - Yeah. - Sure why not. |
431 | 00:31:58,827 | 00:32:01,620 | - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks. | - Why don't you get on that. - Ok - Just like it looks. |
432 | 00:32:01,620 | 00:32:05,517 | - Nice and easy. - Jump right in. | - Nice and easy. - Jump right in. |
433 | 00:32:06,655 | 00:32:10,620 | Wow. I get that one. | Wow. I get that one. |
434 | 00:32:10,620 | 00:32:12,310 | - Yeah. Good, right? | - Yeah. Good, right? |
435 | 00:32:12,310 | 00:32:14,310 | - Yeah, it's really good, really good. | - Yeah, it's really good, really good. |
436 | 00:32:14,310 | 00:32:18,551 | - You got the look man. | - You got the look man. |
437 | 00:32:18,551 | 00:32:23,724 | You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband. | You're rocking a crazy great look. I love that headband. |
438 | 00:32:23,724 | 00:32:25,620 | You love the headband? - I do. | You love the headband? - I do. |
439 | 00:32:25,620 | 00:32:29,068 | - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband. | - I'm getting you a headband. I can get you a headband. |
440 | 00:32:29,068 | 00:32:32,758 | You're a broken man. | You're a broken man. |
441 | 00:32:32,758 | 00:32:34,931 | - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella. | - Yeah, I mean, it's a little bit of patella. |
442 | 00:32:34,931 | 00:32:40,103 | Meniscus. I know what you're saying. | Meniscus. I know what you're saying. |
443 | 00:32:40,103 | 00:32:44,931 | And you came to me for a lesson. | And you came to me for a lesson. |
444 | 00:32:44,931 | 00:32:50,620 | Dick Romans. | Dick Romans. |
445 | 00:32:50,620 | 00:32:53,758 | - I mean, tennis. | - I mean, tennis. |
446 | 00:32:53,758 | 00:32:55,896 | - Yeah. Sure. | - Yeah. Sure. |
447 | 00:32:55,896 | 00:32:57,517 | - Tennis lesson. | - Tennis lesson. |
448 | 00:32:57,517 | 00:33:02,482 | Right. A tennis lesson. | Right. A tennis lesson. |
449 | 00:33:02,482 | 00:33:04,758 | There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say? | There's a little more going on though. Wouldn't you say? |
450 | 00:33:04,758 | 00:33:08,517 | Yep. | Yep. |
451 | 00:33:08,517 | 00:33:14,241 | Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right? | Tennis is not just forehands and backhands, right? |
452 | 00:33:14,241 | 00:33:16,379 | I mean it is those things. | I mean it is those things. |
453 | 00:33:16,379 | 00:33:17,896 | - Because without those things you know | - Because without those things you know |
454 | 00:33:17,896 | 00:33:19,896 | it's not really even tennis. | it's not really even tennis. |
455 | 00:33:19,896 | 00:33:22,379 | - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands. | - It's not even tennis right. You have to have forehands and backhands. |
456 | 00:33:22,379 | 00:33:26,586 | You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket. | You have to have spin, lob, you got to have the racket. |
457 | 00:33:26,586 | 00:33:28,344 | - There are a lot of things.. | - There are a lot of things.. |
458 | 00:33:28,344 | 00:33:30,620 | - There are a lot things. That's very well said. | - There are a lot things. That's very well said. |
459 | 00:33:30,620 | 00:33:32,241 | We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff, | We are having a moment here. This is best friends stuff, |
460 | 00:33:32,241 | 00:33:36,275 | my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons. | my point is, tennis lessons, life lessons. |
461 | 00:33:36,275 | 00:33:39,620 | Life you only live once. | Life you only live once. |
462 | 00:33:39,620 | 00:33:48,172 | But tennis, you get to serve twice. | But tennis, you get to serve twice. |
463 | 00:33:48,172 | 00:33:49,724 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
464 | 00:33:49,724 | 00:33:51,344 | - I mean that's the business. | - I mean that's the business. |
465 | 00:33:51,344 | 00:33:55,758 | Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head. | Am I in your head? Cause I feel like I'm in your head. |
466 | 00:33:55,758 | 00:33:58,827 | - It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah. | - It doesn't work though if you ace everybody. - Yeah. |
467 | 00:33:58,827 | 00:34:02,655 | - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a... | - I mean if you're somebody that just constantly aces people you don't need a... |
468 | 00:34:02,655 | 00:34:07,034 | you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat. | you don't need the second serve. You're winning right off the bat. |
469 | 00:34:07,034 | 00:34:10,931 | You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote. | You're just a winner. So, it's a good quote. |
470 | 00:34:10,931 | 00:34:20,448 | But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote. | But it's kind of little bit more of a loser quote. |
471 | 00:34:40,931 | 00:34:44,896 | - Unbelievable. | - Unbelievable. |
472 | 00:34:48,758 | 00:34:53,448 | Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny. | Hey! It's Steve! - Lenny. |
473 | 00:34:53,448 | 00:34:57,000 | - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation. | - Lenny! I thought we already solved the whole food situation. |
474 | 00:34:57,000 | 00:35:01,241 | - No, we're good. I come in peace. - By the way, I gotta tell ya.. | - No, we're good. I come in peace. - By the way, I gotta tell ya.. |
475 | 00:35:01,241 | 00:35:04,137 | the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it. | the lasagna, unbelievable. - Well I'm glad you liked it. |
476 | 00:35:04,137 | 00:35:06,413 | - I really liked it. | - I really liked it. |
477 | 00:35:06,413 | 00:35:09,482 | - I made you a dish, here. Sample platter. | - I made you a dish, here. Sample platter. |
478 | 00:35:09,482 | 00:35:11,379 | I know you're going through a little something | I know you're going through a little something |
479 | 00:35:11,379 | 00:35:13,965 | and I figured you could use another good meal. | and I figured you could use another good meal. |
480 | 00:35:13,965 | 00:35:16,517 | Looks like things are getting a little worse around here. | Looks like things are getting a little worse around here. |
481 | 00:35:16,517 | 00:35:21,931 | You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring. | You're probably not hip to all the men's fashion for Spring. |
482 | 00:35:21,931 | 00:35:23,793 | This is basically called bracing | This is basically called bracing |
483 | 00:35:23,793 | 00:35:27,758 | It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces, | It's all over Japan. The kids are wearing neck braces, |
484 | 00:35:27,758 | 00:35:29,310 | like prostetic shoes and different types of hands. | like prostetic shoes and different types of hands. |
485 | 00:35:29,310 | 00:35:30,862 | - Ah well. I guess I'm in. | - Ah well. I guess I'm in. |
486 | 00:35:30,862 | 00:35:33,655 | - You're on the cutting edge of fashion. | - You're on the cutting edge of fashion. |
487 | 00:35:33,655 | 00:35:38,413 | Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids! | Oh, look at this, unbelievable. Oh, solids! |
488 | 00:35:38,413 | 00:35:40,413 | Bless your heart Lenny! | Bless your heart Lenny! |
489 | 00:35:40,413 | 00:35:43,310 | - Well, good luck Dick! | - Well, good luck Dick! |
490 | 00:35:43,310 | 00:35:48,379 | - Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn? | - Good luck to you, or whatever. pHey Lenn? |
491 | 00:35:48,379 | 00:35:50,965 | What are you doing tomorrow? | What are you doing tomorrow? |
492 | 00:35:50,965 | 00:35:52,517 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
493 | 00:35:52,517 | 00:35:56,379 | - I'm kind of on this bizarre | - I'm kind of on this bizarre |
494 | 00:35:56,379 | 00:35:59,551 | accidental vision quest, | accidental vision quest, |
495 | 00:35:59,551 | 00:36:02,034 | and I got a wine tasting tomorrow, | and I got a wine tasting tomorrow, |
496 | 00:36:02,034 | 00:36:05,103 | and I thought maybe you would want to ... | and I thought maybe you would want to ... |
497 | 00:36:05,103 | 00:36:06,931 | I don't know. Come with me. | I don't know. Come with me. |
498 | 00:36:06,931 | 00:36:08,758 | - Oh god, that sounds great. | - Oh god, that sounds great. |
499 | 00:36:08,758 | 00:36:12,482 | But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy. | But I'm booked. I'm catering this big event for a guy. |
500 | 00:36:12,482 | 00:36:15,724 | - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal. | - Gotcha. No worries. We got it. No big deal. |
501 | 00:36:15,724 | 00:36:17,793 | - His wife died. | - His wife died. |
502 | 00:36:17,793 | 00:36:20,965 | - Really? You know some guys have all the luck. | - Really? You know some guys have all the luck. |
503 | 00:36:20,965 | 00:36:23,206 | - It was terrible, you know | - It was terrible, you know |
504 | 00:36:23,206 | 00:36:23,896 | her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller. | her face got chopped off by an airplane propeller. |
505 | 00:36:23,896 | 00:36:27,344 | - You're kidding me. | - You're kidding me. |
506 | 00:36:27,344 | 00:36:30,310 | So it's going around? - Yeah. | So it's going around? - Yeah. |
507 | 00:36:30,310 | 00:36:34,517 | - So you can, come with me? Or you can't? | - So you can, come with me? Or you can't? |
508 | 00:36:34,517 | 00:36:38,758 | Come on! - All right. I'm in. | Come on! - All right. I'm in. |
509 | 00:36:38,758 | 00:36:40,137 | - Yeah! | - Yeah! |
510 | 00:36:40,137 | 00:36:41,172 | It'll be fun, I promise. | It'll be fun, I promise. |
511 | 00:37:06,344 | 00:37:07,620 | - Wow. | - Wow. |
512 | 00:37:07,620 | 00:37:10,655 | Ready to get drunk? | Ready to get drunk? |
513 | 00:37:10,655 | 00:37:13,620 | - Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public. | - Hey where's your hat? - My hat? I usually don't wear it in public. |
514 | 00:37:13,620 | 00:37:16,000 | - Why it's a great hat! | - Why it's a great hat! |
515 | 00:37:16,000 | 00:37:17,862 | Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat. | Really, you think so? Me too. Claire hates it, she calls it my douchebag hat. |
516 | 00:37:17,862 | 00:37:19,862 | - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that. | - Oh I don't think it has anything to do with that. |
517 | 00:37:19,862 | 00:37:23,310 | - Oh funny, get in the bus. | - Oh funny, get in the bus. |
518 | 00:37:31,689 | 00:37:34,896 | Hey can you turn this up? | Hey can you turn this up? |
519 | 00:37:37,206 | 00:37:39,862 | You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot. | You like this song? Yeah, I like it a lot. |
520 | 00:37:39,862 | 00:37:42,310 | Is this your jam? That's cool. | Is this your jam? That's cool. |
521 | 00:37:42,310 | 00:37:44,275 | - What? A girl can't like gangster rap? | - What? A girl can't like gangster rap? |
522 | 00:37:44,275 | 00:37:46,206 | - No, a girl can like gangster rap. | - No, a girl can like gangster rap. |
523 | 00:37:46,206 | 00:37:49,000 | A girl like you, can't like gangster rap. | A girl like you, can't like gangster rap. |
524 | 00:37:49,000 | 00:37:53,103 | - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this? | - Let me blow your mind, are you ready for this? |
525 | 00:37:53,103 | 00:37:57,103 | I used to be in all girl country gangster | I used to be in all girl country gangster |
526 | 00:37:57,103 | 00:37:59,206 | rap band. | rap band. |
527 | 00:37:59,206 | 00:38:00,862 | - Bull shit. - Honest. | - Bull shit. - Honest. |
528 | 00:38:00,862 | 00:38:02,724 | - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band. | - You were never were in a country all girl gangster rap band. |
529 | 00:38:02,724 | 00:38:04,689 | - I was. No I don't believe you. | - I was. No I don't believe you. |
530 | 00:38:04,689 | 00:38:07,000 | I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever. | I don't even want to hear anymore. - Whatever. |
531 | 00:38:07,000 | 00:38:09,379 | - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place. | - Just be quiet. No one needs pretty girls spitting lies all over the place. |
532 | 00:38:09,379 | 00:38:11,206 | Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now. | Give me the name of the band and three tracks right now. |
533 | 00:38:11,206 | 00:38:13,724 | - We were the DLP. Three tracks? | - We were the DLP. Three tracks? |
534 | 00:38:13,724 | 00:38:17,344 | Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat. | Top That Guy, Two at Once, and Bitches Gotta Eat. |
535 | 00:38:17,344 | 00:38:19,448 | - What did the DLP stand for? | - What did the DLP stand for? |
536 | 00:38:19,448 | 00:38:22,034 | - I don't know you well enough. | - I don't know you well enough. |
537 | 00:38:22,034 | 00:38:24,689 | - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse. | - Alright nevermind. - Dick Lovin' Posse. |
538 | 00:38:29,689 | 00:38:32,103 | - Really? - Yeah! We were young! | - Really? - Yeah! We were young! |
539 | 00:38:32,103 | 00:38:33,241 | - This feels good to me now. | - This feels good to me now. |
540 | 00:38:33,241 | 00:38:34,827 | Now I feel not so worried. | Now I feel not so worried. |
541 | 00:38:34,827 | 00:38:37,137 | Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed | Because at first, when you got on the bus you seemed |
542 | 00:38:37,137 | 00:38:38,310 | in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun. | in a bad mood but now we're going to have fun. |
543 | 00:38:38,310 | 00:38:41,034 | Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet? | Let's go! Why aren't we drinking yet? |
544 | 00:39:01,827 | 00:39:04,482 | - I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail. | - I'm going to turn this wine into a cocktail. |
545 | 00:39:04,482 | 00:39:10,310 | This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind. | This is where I do my thing. Now the party is about to start. p- You've lost your mind. |
546 | 00:39:10,310 | 00:39:11,827 | Holy crap. That's awful. | Holy crap. That's awful. |
547 | 00:39:36,655 | 00:39:40,758 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
548 | 00:39:40,758 | 00:39:44,931 | - I'm a huge fan. Thank you. - I mean I loved your show. | - I'm a huge fan. Thank you. - I mean I loved your show. |
549 | 00:39:44,931 | 00:39:49,034 | - I just, I love everything about you. | - I just, I love everything about you. |
550 | 00:39:49,034 | 00:39:58,034 | Thank you. Thank you. | Thank you. Thank you. |
551 | 00:39:58,034 | 00:40:01,310 | What was that? - I don't know, we should go outside. | What was that? - I don't know, we should go outside. |
552 | 00:40:01,310 | 00:40:02,965 | What was that? - I don't know what to tell you. | What was that? - I don't know what to tell you. |
553 | 00:40:02,965 | 00:40:05,827 | I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go. | I think she thinks I'm somebody else. p- Okay I'm going to go. |
554 | 00:40:05,827 | 00:40:07,965 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
555 | 00:40:07,965 | 00:40:11,586 | I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here. | I didn't want to raise him in Atlanta, and my husband had family out here. |
556 | 00:40:11,586 | 00:40:14,379 | And I thought this seems like a really great place | And I thought this seems like a really great place |
557 | 00:40:14,379 | 00:40:16,275 | for a kid to grow up. | for a kid to grow up. |
558 | 00:40:16,275 | 00:40:19,241 | - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid. | - Huh. I didn't know you had a kid. |
559 | 00:40:19,241 | 00:40:23,655 | That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude. | That's cool. - Stewart. Ten. He's a cool dude. |
560 | 00:40:23,655 | 00:40:28,758 | He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah. | He's weird but he's cool. - Yeah. |
561 | 00:40:28,758 | 00:40:30,896 | Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second. | Oh I got to sit my ass down for a second. |
562 | 00:40:30,896 | 00:40:33,724 | - You okay? - Yeah fine. | - You okay? - Yeah fine. |
563 | 00:40:33,724 | 00:40:39,586 | So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly. | So what happened to your husband, did he split? p- Not exactly. |
564 | 00:40:39,586 | 00:40:43,413 | I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. | I mean he kind of split. He died. - Jesus Christ, I'm sorry. |
565 | 00:40:43,413 | 00:40:51,379 | I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay. | I'm sorry that was graceless. - It's okay. |
566 | 00:40:51,379 | 00:40:53,758 | Not that face please. | Not that face please. |
567 | 00:40:53,758 | 00:40:57,724 | Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story. | Why does everyone always assume it's such a sad story. |
568 | 00:40:57,724 | 00:41:02,620 | It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man. | It wasn't a great marriage. He wasn't a great man. |
569 | 00:41:02,620 | 00:41:06,724 | I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything. | I mean don't get me wrong it's not like I hated him or anything. |
570 | 00:41:06,724 | 00:41:08,517 | He was a good father. | He was a good father. |
571 | 00:41:08,517 | 00:41:12,655 | We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then | We should of split up way before then. And we would've of but then |
572 | 00:41:12,655 | 00:41:16,862 | he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him. | he got sick and I spent two years taking care of him. |
573 | 00:41:16,862 | 00:41:21,103 | I couldn't let him do it alone. | I couldn't let him do it alone. |
574 | 00:41:21,103 | 00:41:25,103 | And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad. | And I put my life on hold, it was pretty bad. |
575 | 00:41:25,103 | 00:41:29,344 | It was hard on all of us. | It was hard on all of us. |
576 | 00:41:29,344 | 00:41:36,620 | But it's better now. It's just better. | But it's better now. It's just better. |
577 | 00:41:36,620 | 00:41:40,758 | I started this business, and I got a great kid. | I started this business, and I got a great kid. |
578 | 00:41:40,758 | 00:41:44,862 | I'm living and doing well. | I'm living and doing well. |
579 | 00:41:44,862 | 00:41:46,551 | Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me | Who knows maybe someday people will stop looking at me |
580 | 00:41:46,551 | 00:41:53,586 | like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now. | like I'm some poor fragile widow. Like you are right now. |
581 | 00:41:53,586 | 00:41:54,620 | - I am. I'm sorry. | - I am. I'm sorry. |
582 | 00:41:54,620 | 00:41:58,758 | - It's okay. I get it. | - It's okay. I get it. |
583 | 00:41:58,758 | 00:42:06,103 | Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone. | Death. It gives us this need to idealize everything and everyone. |
584 | 00:42:06,103 | 00:42:08,310 | But the truth and | But the truth and |
585 | 00:42:08,310 | 00:42:13,931 | I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it. | I'm talking the real truth here because I've been drinking all day, and screw it. |
586 | 00:42:13,931 | 00:42:16,137 | I'm happier now than I've ever been. | I'm happier now than I've ever been. |
587 | 00:42:16,137 | 00:42:32,137 | was when my husband was alive. | was when my husband was alive. |
588 | 00:42:32,137 | 00:42:35,655 | Does that make me a bad person? | Does that make me a bad person? |
589 | 00:42:35,655 | 00:42:43,551 | - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person. | - I think it makes you a fucking fascinating person. |
590 | 00:42:43,551 | 00:42:47,068 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
591 | 00:42:47,068 | 00:42:49,862 | So what about you, big tv star? | So what about you, big tv star? |
592 | 00:42:49,862 | 00:42:52,896 | What happened to you? | What happened to you? |
593 | 00:42:52,896 | 00:42:59,275 | - Indeed. | - Indeed. |
594 | 00:42:59,275 | 00:43:05,586 | Claire was my producer and we fell in love. | Claire was my producer and we fell in love. |
595 | 00:43:05,586 | 00:43:10,586 | And it was great. We got hitched. | And it was great. We got hitched. |
596 | 00:43:10,586 | 00:43:11,724 | Then the day before | Then the day before |
597 | 00:43:11,724 | 00:43:16,413 | anniversary week, she split. | anniversary week, she split. |
598 | 00:43:16,413 | 00:43:19,551 | She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause | She had to be pretty desperate to get out cause |
599 | 00:43:19,551 | 00:43:23,724 | she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week, | she didn't bother canceling the anniversary week, |
600 | 00:43:23,724 | 00:43:25,689 | and Claire is not like that. | and Claire is not like that. |
601 | 00:43:25,689 | 00:43:29,310 | She's detail oriented. You worked with her. | She's detail oriented. You worked with her. |
602 | 00:43:29,310 | 00:43:32,034 | - She's got things in order. | - She's got things in order. |
603 | 00:43:32,034 | 00:43:37,931 | - It's just a fucking week. | - It's just a fucking week. |
604 | 00:43:37,931 | 00:43:41,172 | All you got to do is hug a few friends, | All you got to do is hug a few friends, |
605 | 00:43:41,172 | 00:43:42,965 | have some hors d'oeuvres, | have some hors d'oeuvres, |
606 | 00:43:42,965 | 00:43:54,862 | pretend you're having a good time. | pretend you're having a good time. |
607 | 00:44:03,827 | 00:44:07,931 | - Thanks Bert! - You're welcome. | - Thanks Bert! - You're welcome. |
608 | 00:44:07,931 | 00:44:11,862 | - That was fun. - Yeah. What is this? | - That was fun. - Yeah. What is this? |
609 | 00:44:11,862 | 00:44:16,000 | Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five. | Pleasure way, 2004? - Oh five. |
610 | 00:44:16,000 | 00:44:19,724 | Oh five! This is the bitching year! - It was Roger's. | Oh five! This is the bitching year! - It was Roger's. |
611 | 00:44:19,724 | 00:44:24,689 | Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles. | Dead husband? Wow he had really good taste in recreational vehicles. |
612 | 00:44:24,689 | 00:44:27,344 | Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - Shoot. | Hey hey, can I ask you something real quick? - Shoot. |
613 | 00:44:27,344 | 00:44:29,379 | - You think that maybe you'd want | - You think that maybe you'd want |
614 | 00:44:29,379 | 00:44:31,655 | to do an interview with me for my new show? | to do an interview with me for my new show? |
615 | 00:44:31,655 | 00:44:33,655 | I know its a strange question. - I don't know. | I know its a strange question. - I don't know. |
616 | 00:44:33,655 | 00:44:35,586 | It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone. | It's no big deal, no pressure, you, me, a microphone. |
617 | 00:44:35,586 | 00:44:38,482 | We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me? | We shoot the shit for a little while. - Why me? |
618 | 00:44:38,482 | 00:44:40,620 | - Cause I like the stories that you tell. | - Cause I like the stories that you tell. |
619 | 00:44:40,620 | 00:44:43,413 | I'm going to have to get back to you on that. | I'm going to have to get back to you on that. |
620 | 00:44:43,413 | 00:44:46,379 | - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go | - Alright get back to me. Sure you don't want to go |
621 | 00:44:46,379 | 00:44:48,758 | do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot? | do some donuts with Bert in the Safeway parking lot? |
622 | 00:44:48,758 | 00:44:51,344 | Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - Ok. | Come on! - I got to get some sleep. - Ok. |
623 | 00:44:51,344 | 00:44:57,586 | See you later. I had fun too! - Alright! | See you later. I had fun too! - Alright! |
624 | 00:44:57,586 | 00:45:01,827 | Alright Bert, get my broken ass home. | Alright Bert, get my broken ass home. |
625 | 00:45:19,896 | 00:45:25,689 | - Claire? - Dick? | - Claire? - Dick? |
626 | 00:45:25,689 | 00:45:27,896 | - Hey. Hello? | - Hey. Hello? |
627 | 00:45:27,896 | 00:45:31,896 | - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny. | - Hi, it's me, it's Lenny. |
628 | 00:45:31,896 | 00:45:35,034 | - Oh. Hey! - Hey! | - Oh. Hey! - Hey! |
629 | 00:45:35,034 | 00:45:38,551 | You are an extremely aggressive caterer. | You are an extremely aggressive caterer. |
630 | 00:45:38,551 | 00:45:42,517 | I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food. | I think I made myself pretty clear that I don't need any more food. |
631 | 00:45:42,517 | 00:45:44,310 | - Um no, that's not it. - Ok. | - Um no, that's not it. - Ok. |
632 | 00:45:44,310 | 00:45:48,379 | - Um I need to ask you for a favor. | - Um I need to ask you for a favor. |
633 | 00:45:48,379 | 00:45:53,724 | - Is this? A booty call? | - Is this? A booty call? |
634 | 00:45:53,724 | 00:45:59,379 | - No. - You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure | - No. - You're calling for sexual favors and I'm not sure |
635 | 00:45:59,379 | 00:46:03,517 | I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor. | I'm actually fine with it. I'm ok. Ask the favor. |
636 | 00:46:03,517 | 00:46:05,517 | - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but | - Ok, I hope this isn't too weird, but |
637 | 00:46:05,517 | 00:46:09,310 | I have this big meeting tomorrow. | I have this big meeting tomorrow. |
638 | 00:46:09,310 | 00:46:13,206 | With a new client. It just came up and I.. | With a new client. It just came up and I.. |
639 | 00:46:13,206 | 00:46:15,172 | I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone. | I don't, I tried every... I don't have anyone. |
640 | 00:46:15,172 | 00:46:17,655 | - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking? | - Do you want me to watch your kid for you? Is that what you're asking? |
641 | 00:46:17,655 | 00:46:19,034 | - Yeah. - Done. | - Yeah. - Done. |
642 | 00:46:19,034 | 00:46:20,379 | It's... Lenny fine. | It's... Lenny fine. |
643 | 00:46:20,379 | 00:46:22,724 | See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem. | See, I can watch your kid. Absolutely, no problem. |
644 | 00:46:22,724 | 00:46:24,620 | - Yeah? - Yeah. | - Yeah? - Yeah. |
645 | 00:46:24,620 | 00:46:26,827 | - Really? - Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me. | - Really? - Yeah, sure. Yeah kids love me. |
646 | 00:46:26,827 | 00:46:32,413 | - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your | - Ok cool. I mean I don't want to you know, interrupt your |
647 | 00:46:32,413 | 00:46:35,379 | unintentional vision quest or whatever. | unintentional vision quest or whatever. |
648 | 00:46:35,379 | 00:46:37,068 | - no, you're not going to mess up anything. | - no, you're not going to mess up anything. |
649 | 00:46:37,068 | 00:46:42,206 | Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway. | Tomorrow is bunch of crap at the house anyway. |
650 | 00:46:42,206 | 00:46:45,620 | It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property. | It's various sporting activities around the Roman's property. |
651 | 00:46:45,620 | 00:46:48,862 | Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition. | Drop the kid off and he'll be my competition. |
652 | 00:46:48,862 | 00:46:50,206 | - Ok. - Yeah? | - Ok. - Yeah? |
653 | 00:46:50,206 | 00:46:52,310 | That would be fun I think for him, I don't know. | That would be fun I think for him, I don't know. |
654 | 00:46:52,310 | 00:46:55,413 | - Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you. | - Is that good? Is it great? Are you relieved that I'm doing that for you. |
655 | 00:46:55,413 | 00:46:58,448 | - I am I really appreciate it. | - I am I really appreciate it. |
656 | 00:46:58,448 | 00:47:00,620 | I have to ask you a question. | I have to ask you a question. |
657 | 00:47:00,620 | 00:47:03,862 | Are you going to drink any more tonight? | Are you going to drink any more tonight? |
658 | 00:47:03,862 | 00:47:07,586 | Mmmm, nope. | Mmmm, nope. |
659 | 00:47:07,586 | 00:47:09,586 | - Alright. | - Alright. |
660 | 00:47:09,586 | 00:47:12,413 | - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - Ok. | - I'm probably just going to hit the sack. - Ok. |
661 | 00:47:12,413 | 00:47:14,965 | - Are you sure it's not too weird? | - Are you sure it's not too weird? |
662 | 00:47:14,965 | 00:47:18,862 | - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right? | - No, it's super weird but that's what life is, right? |
663 | 00:47:18,862 | 00:47:22,689 | I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho. | I mean, it's really weird. You don't know me, I could be a psycho. |
664 | 00:47:22,689 | 00:47:24,827 | I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house. | I could have seventeen bodies buried underneath the house. |
665 | 00:47:24,827 | 00:47:26,965 | - Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is. | - Stop please, this is hard enough for me as it is. |
666 | 00:47:26,965 | 00:47:31,517 | - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house. | - You stop. I'm joking. I don't have seventeen bodies buried underneath my house. |
667 | 00:47:31,517 | 00:47:36,793 | I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth. | I have sixteen actually. Your son would be the seventeenth. |
668 | 00:47:36,793 | 00:47:40,827 | You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok. | You didn't think that's funny at all did you? Ok. |
669 | 00:47:40,827 | 00:47:44,655 | Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did. | Okay. Come on. You laughed a little bit I know you did. |
670 | 00:47:44,655 | 00:47:48,068 | - Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick. | - Ok, bye. - Ok, bye bye. - Thanks Dick. |
671 | 00:47:48,068 | 00:47:56,724 | - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome. | - You're welcome Lenny. You're welcome. |
672 | 00:47:56,724 | 00:47:59,241 | - What are you doing? - What? | - What are you doing? - What? |
673 | 00:47:59,241 | 00:48:00,827 | - You say goodbye and then people hang up. | - You say goodbye and then people hang up. |
674 | 00:48:00,827 | 00:48:02,758 | - Oh yeah. - I'm hanging up now goodbye. | - Oh yeah. - I'm hanging up now goodbye. |
675 | 00:48:02,758 | 00:48:30,000 | - Ok bye. | - Ok bye. |
676 | 00:48:30,000 | 00:48:34,517 | - Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man | - Today I talk life, death, and axes with financial hatchet man |
677 | 00:48:34,517 | 00:48:38,103 | Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop | Dag Tomaz and debate advanced M theory with physicist slash pop |
678 | 00:48:38,103 | 00:48:43,068 | superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above. | superstar Ashoki Sen or none of the above. |
679 | 00:48:44,310 | 00:48:49,241 | Dag! Welcome to the show. | Dag! Welcome to the show. |
680 | 00:48:49,241 | 00:48:51,758 | - And its all about aligning yourself | - And its all about aligning yourself |
681 | 00:48:51,758 | 00:48:54,137 | with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment. | with what is happening at the moment, always being in the moment. |
682 | 00:48:54,137 | 00:48:56,206 | - Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten? | - Mmm Hmmm. Can you help me this Torsten? |
683 | 00:48:56,206 | 00:48:58,448 | - Do you have a problem with it? | - Do you have a problem with it? |
684 | 00:48:58,448 | 00:48:59,620 | - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking | - I have a huge problem with it, because while you were talking |
685 | 00:48:59,620 | 00:49:01,827 | I was drifting off thinking about my laundry. | I was drifting off thinking about my laundry. |
686 | 00:49:01,827 | 00:49:04,931 | - Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner. | - Where did you go? - To the dry cleaner. |
687 | 00:49:04,931 | 00:49:06,689 | Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly. | Was that a sexual relationship? - We were intimate briefly. |
688 | 00:49:06,689 | 00:49:08,724 | - You just outed Marina Abramovich. | - You just outed Marina Abramovich. |
689 | 00:49:08,724 | 00:49:11,000 | It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample. | It was like going to Baskin Robbins and having a small sample. |
690 | 00:49:11,000 | 00:49:13,103 | - It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something. | - It was just a small taste. - It was a taste of something. |
691 | 00:49:13,103 | 00:49:15,586 | - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste? | - Do you know what I do when I got to Baskin Robbins and I have a taste? |
692 | 00:49:15,586 | 00:49:17,655 | I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me | I say I'll have the blueberry cheesecake surprise and they give me |
693 | 00:49:17,655 | 00:49:23,862 | a little bit of it and I go ah God! That's disgusting. | a little bit of it and I go ah God! That's disgusting. |
694 | 00:49:23,862 | 00:49:28,206 | You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that. | You serve this shit?! And then I leave. They hate that. |
695 | 00:49:28,206 | 00:49:32,275 | Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on | Hey listen, talk to me about what the hells going on |
696 | 00:49:32,275 | 00:49:34,689 | between you and Michio? | between you and Michio? |
697 | 00:49:34,689 | 00:49:37,068 | - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out. | - I mean he's the Dane Cook of astrophysicists. A sell out. |
698 | 00:49:37,068 | 00:49:40,344 | - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing? | - See its stuff like that, that's gets us into trouble. What are you doing? |
699 | 00:49:40,344 | 00:49:44,793 | - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - And or none of the above. | - Good Lord! - Fight the real enemy! - And or none of the above. |
700 | 00:49:44,793 | 00:49:48,827 | We're never coming back on tv again, we're done. | We're never coming back on tv again, we're done. |
701 | 00:49:48,827 | 00:49:50,896 | So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much. | So you were the guy with the prairie dog? - Pretty much. |
702 | 00:49:50,896 | 00:49:52,068 | - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this. | - Cause I have my own prairie dog, I don't know if you know this. |
703 | 00:49:52,068 | 00:49:54,724 | - Oh, you do? | - Oh, you do? |
704 | 00:49:54,724 | 00:49:57,310 | Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog! | Yeah, live via Skype, from Las Vegas, pornography super star Prairie Dog! |
705 | 00:49:57,310 | 00:49:59,551 | - PD! - What's up Dick! | - PD! - What's up Dick! |
706 | 00:49:59,551 | 00:50:01,482 | - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing? | - What's up buddy see what I got on set? - what the hell is that thing? |
707 | 00:50:01,482 | 00:50:05,586 | - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog. | - That's a prairie dog, that's a real prairie dog and you're a sex prairie dog. |
708 | 00:50:13,965 | 00:50:17,931 | - Thank you. - Thank you. | - Thank you. - Thank you. |
709 | 00:50:32,275 | 00:50:34,551 | In the American | In the American |
710 | 00:50:34,551 | 00:50:38,689 | propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist. | propaganda war Dick, you, you are a domestic terrorist. |
711 | 00:50:38,689 | 00:50:42,827 | - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god. | - We'll be back! Irving Petty. - And we're clear! - Thank god. |
712 | 00:50:42,827 | 00:50:44,896 | Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please. | Not right now. Get Claire on the phone for me please. |
713 | 00:50:44,896 | 00:50:47,034 | Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now? | Claire, why are there no writers on the goddamn floor right now? |
714 | 00:50:47,034 | 00:50:51,241 | Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not... | Cause is it your fucking show or is it my fucking show? Cause I'm not... |
715 | 00:50:51,241 | 00:50:55,551 | that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!! | that's a whole other thing now. - Fifteen seconds - Oh goddamn it!! |
716 | 00:50:55,551 | 00:50:59,655 | - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty? | - What are charging for this piece of shit? Thirty seven fifty? |
717 | 00:50:59,655 | 00:51:01,689 | U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you. | U. S. Dollars? Yeah, because I'm done with you. |
718 | 00:51:01,689 | 00:51:03,862 | Get the fuck off my show, get him off. | Get the fuck off my show, get him off. |
719 | 00:51:03,862 | 00:51:07,896 | I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest. | I'm your guest. You invited me. - You in fact are not my guest. |
720 | 00:51:07,896 | 00:51:12,034 | So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done. | So please find an exit. I'm done. Craig? He's done. |
721 | 00:51:12,034 | 00:51:13,827 | Dick you can't light that in here. | Dick you can't light that in here. |
722 | 00:51:13,827 | 00:51:16,827 | Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show. | Don't tell me what I can and cannot light in my own goddamn show. |
723 | 00:51:16,827 | 00:51:20,482 | This is my show! | This is my show! |
724 | 00:51:22,965 | 00:51:25,000 | - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light. | - What are you doing? - Want to see what I can light? I'll show you what I can light. |
725 | 00:51:25,000 | 00:51:28,655 | Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations. | Alright light this bitch on fire. - Now you're a book burner, congratulations. |
726 | 00:51:28,655 | 00:51:32,620 | - It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire. | - It's burning! That's it, your book is on fire. |
727 | 00:51:32,620 | 00:51:36,586 | Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire! | Don't you dare, don't you dare do it. I started the fire! |
728 | 00:51:36,586 | 00:51:48,034 | I started the fire! I started the fire! | I started the fire! I started the fire! |
729 | 00:52:15,275 | 00:52:17,103 | - Come on, time to wake up | - Come on, time to wake up |
730 | 00:52:17,103 | 00:52:21,103 | we got people coming over. | we got people coming over. |
731 | 00:52:21,103 | 00:52:24,379 | - This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything. | - This is an adventure right? So call me if you need anything. |
732 | 00:52:24,379 | 00:52:26,068 | - Good morning everybody! | - Good morning everybody! |
733 | 00:52:26,068 | 00:52:30,379 | - Hey douchebag. - Hey how's it going champ? | - Hey douchebag. - Hey how's it going champ? |
734 | 00:52:30,379 | 00:52:34,689 | Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - Stewart is a little... | Oh Stewart, sorry, Stewart. - Stewart is a little... |
735 | 00:52:34,689 | 00:52:38,689 | I think you guys are going to get along just fine. | I think you guys are going to get along just fine. |
736 | 00:52:38,689 | 00:52:42,724 | - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - Yeah. You good? | - Oh yeah we're going to be great. - Yeah. You good? |
737 | 00:52:42,724 | 00:52:47,034 | I'll see you tonight. - Okay. | I'll see you tonight. - Okay. |
738 | 00:52:47,034 | 00:52:51,137 | - Thanks. You know. | - Thanks. You know. |
739 | 00:52:51,137 | 00:52:55,275 | Alright, have fun! - Bye mom! | Alright, have fun! - Bye mom! |
740 | 00:52:55,275 | 00:52:59,344 | What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee? | What sort of stuff are you into Stewart?P- I don't know, do you have apfrisbee? |
741 | 00:52:59,344 | 00:53:03,862 | - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv. | - Do I have a frisbee? No I don't have a frisbee but they got ultimate frisbee on tv. |
742 | 00:53:03,862 | 00:53:07,344 | We could watch that. - They don't have ultimate frisbee. | We could watch that. - They don't have ultimate frisbee. |
743 | 00:53:07,344 | 00:53:09,655 | - Oh yeah you don't think so? | - Oh yeah you don't think so? |
744 | 00:53:09,655 | 00:53:12,551 | I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then? | I bet, what if I showed you? Would you believe me then? |
745 | 00:53:12,551 | 00:53:15,206 | How about boxing? - Yeah. | How about boxing? - Yeah. |
746 | 00:53:15,206 | 00:53:16,931 | - You like boxing? Alright let's do it. | - You like boxing? Alright let's do it. |
747 | 00:53:16,931 | 00:53:20,758 | Right, right, | Right, right, |
748 | 00:53:20,758 | 00:53:23,103 | Good, right, right, right. | Good, right, right, right. |
749 | 00:53:24,862 | 00:53:29,793 | Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... Argh! | Didn't see that coming? Always got to look... Argh! |
750 | 00:53:46,517 | 00:53:50,655 | - What the hell did you do? - We were boxing. | - What the hell did you do? - We were boxing. |
751 | 00:53:50,655 | 00:53:52,724 | - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury. | - It's a common mistake with this kind of knee injury. |
752 | 00:53:52,724 | 00:53:54,827 | Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon. | Everybody goes back to boxing a little too soon. |
753 | 00:53:54,827 | 00:53:59,034 | Fucking moron. The cat looks like a jerk. | Fucking moron. The cat looks like a jerk. |
754 | 00:53:59,034 | 00:54:03,172 | - What? - It looks mean. | - What? - It looks mean. |
755 | 00:54:03,172 | 00:54:05,275 | - Tugger? - Tugger? | - Tugger? - Tugger? |
756 | 00:54:05,275 | 00:54:07,379 | Tugger looks like an asshole. | Tugger looks like an asshole. |
757 | 00:54:07,379 | 00:54:11,586 | Well what do you know about cats? | Well what do you know about cats? |
758 | 00:54:11,586 | 00:54:13,586 | - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you. | - I know what they look like when they're going to scratch you. |
759 | 00:54:13,586 | 00:54:15,482 | - That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me. | - That cat would lay down his goddamn life for me. |
760 | 00:54:15,482 | 00:54:19,413 | - I don't think so. | - I don't think so. |
761 | 00:54:19,413 | 00:54:20,689 | - You little shit. - Okay, no, no, no. | - You little shit. - Okay, no, no, no. |
762 | 00:54:20,689 | 00:54:23,965 | It's best for him to be in the waiting room. | It's best for him to be in the waiting room. |
763 | 00:54:23,965 | 00:54:28,137 | Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud. | Let's go Stewart, go. I'll be out there in a second bud. |
764 | 00:54:28,137 | 00:54:32,206 | - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat. | - Somebody should have a few words with that kid. I mean you can't just insult a man's cat. |
765 | 00:54:32,206 | 00:54:36,413 | - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream? | - You're on the knee, Doc. - Are you all out of your pussy cream? |
766 | 00:54:36,413 | 00:54:38,862 | - I could probably use another tube. | - I could probably use another tube. |
767 | 00:54:38,862 | 00:54:40,965 | - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days. | - Yeah I thought maybe you could. I'm going to need to see you in a couple days. |
768 | 00:54:40,965 | 00:54:43,206 | - Oh shit. | - Oh shit. |
769 | 00:54:57,241 | 00:55:01,275 | So do you think my mom is cute or something? | So do you think my mom is cute or something? |
770 | 00:55:01,275 | 00:55:05,482 | - Ummmm. | - Ummmm. |
771 | 00:55:05,482 | 00:55:07,793 | I have never thought about it, | I have never thought about it, |
772 | 00:55:07,793 | 00:55:15,517 | whether she was cute or not. | whether she was cute or not. |
773 | 00:55:15,517 | 00:55:18,344 | Why do you think she's cute? - No, she's my mom. | Why do you think she's cute? - No, she's my mom. |
774 | 00:55:18,344 | 00:55:22,689 | - Right. Yeah, of course. | - Right. Yeah, of course. |
775 | 00:55:22,689 | 00:55:26,448 | It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question. | It's a stupid question. I don't know why I asked that question. |
776 | 00:55:26,448 | 00:55:29,551 | - Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot. | - Mom's a pretty good cook but she cuts herself a lot. |
777 | 00:55:29,551 | 00:55:33,103 | There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you. | There's probably a lot of blood in that food that she gave you. |
778 | 00:55:33,103 | 00:55:35,413 | - Really? - Yeah really. | - Really? - Yeah really. |
779 | 00:55:35,413 | 00:55:38,965 | - Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting. | - Thank you for the heads up. That's disgusting. |
780 | 00:55:38,965 | 00:55:43,172 | - Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah. | - Yeah. - Glad I have the information. - Yeah. |
781 | 00:55:43,172 | 00:55:46,482 | - What is your deal Stewart? Hmm? | - What is your deal Stewart? Hmm? |
782 | 00:55:46,482 | 00:55:50,896 | I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you, | I never saw my doctor get so pissed off. And I got you tell you, |
783 | 00:55:50,896 | 00:55:52,896 | I like pissing him off. | I like pissing him off. |
784 | 00:55:52,896 | 00:55:58,241 | - You know every day is like the same. | - You know every day is like the same. |
785 | 00:55:58,241 | 00:56:01,517 | It makes me mad. | It makes me mad. |
786 | 00:56:04,689 | 00:56:06,275 | - You what the bad news is? - What? | - You what the bad news is? - What? |
787 | 00:56:06,275 | 00:56:10,551 | That feeling doesn't ever go away. | That feeling doesn't ever go away. |
788 | 00:56:10,551 | 00:56:13,517 | You know what the good news is? | You know what the good news is? |
789 | 00:56:13,517 | 00:56:15,551 | - No. | - No. |
790 | 00:56:15,551 | 00:56:17,517 | - In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink. | - In a few years, you'll be old enough you can drink. |
791 | 00:56:17,517 | 00:56:22,586 | - How is that going to help? - Trust me. It helps. | - How is that going to help? - Trust me. It helps. |
792 | 00:56:22,586 | 00:56:24,655 | Have you figured out this maze yet? | Have you figured out this maze yet? |
793 | 00:56:24,655 | 00:56:26,862 | - No. | - No. |
794 | 00:56:26,862 | 00:56:29,275 | - This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life. | - This is the hardest maze I've ever done in my life. |
795 | 00:56:29,275 | 00:56:32,448 | Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second? | Yeah, you know what, can I talk to you for a second? |
796 | 00:56:32,448 | 00:56:33,724 | Watch this. Watch and learn. | Watch this. Watch and learn. |
797 | 00:56:33,724 | 00:56:36,206 | - Hi! - Hi how are you? | - Hi! - Hi how are you? |
798 | 00:56:36,206 | 00:56:37,793 | - Great how are you? | - Great how are you? |
799 | 00:56:37,793 | 00:56:40,068 | - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here, | - Oh we're great. We're working on this mazes over here, |
800 | 00:56:40,068 | 00:56:42,241 | and we're having some trouble getting out. | and we're having some trouble getting out. |
801 | 00:56:42,241 | 00:56:44,448 | - What do you mean? | - What do you mean? |
802 | 00:56:44,448 | 00:56:46,965 | - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key | - Well we wondered if you maybe had some sort answer key |
803 | 00:56:46,965 | 00:56:48,586 | or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to | or maybe a cheat sheet we could look at and figure out how to |
804 | 00:56:48,586 | 00:56:50,655 | get out of the maze. | get out of the maze. |
805 | 00:56:50,655 | 00:56:53,931 | - Yeah, I don't know. - Has anyone ever solved the maze? | - Yeah, I don't know. - Has anyone ever solved the maze? |
806 | 00:56:53,931 | 00:56:55,655 | - I don't know. | - I don't know. |
807 | 00:56:55,655 | 00:57:00,068 | You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out! | You don't know. Jump and down and say yeah we got out! |
808 | 00:57:00,068 | 00:57:02,965 | Yeah, I don't know. | Yeah, I don't know. |
809 | 00:57:02,965 | 00:57:05,793 | Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids | Do you just keep saying I don't know? I mean you can't hand out broken mazes to kids |
810 | 00:57:05,793 | 00:57:08,758 | cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now. | cause then they wind up heart broken and looking like this kid looks right now. |
811 | 00:57:08,758 | 00:57:12,965 | Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right. | Look at him, he's wrecked. You did that. It's not right. |
812 | 00:57:12,965 | 00:57:16,137 | It's not right. | It's not right. |
813 | 00:57:16,137 | 00:57:18,275 | - Do you want some coffee? | - Do you want some coffee? |
814 | 00:57:18,275 | 00:57:20,137 | - No, don't need a coffee. | - No, don't need a coffee. |
815 | 00:57:20,137 | 00:57:21,586 | Be great to have a maze we can get out of. | Be great to have a maze we can get out of. |
816 | 00:57:21,586 | 00:57:24,448 | - Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches? | - Yeah I bet. So can you clear up those crutches? |
817 | 00:57:24,448 | 00:57:31,793 | Cause they're blocking the walkway. | Cause they're blocking the walkway. |
818 | 00:57:31,793 | 00:57:35,896 | - Asshole. - Thank you. | - Asshole. - Thank you. |
819 | 00:57:35,896 | 00:57:41,517 | You talking about her right? | You talking about her right? |
820 | 00:57:41,517 | 00:57:43,137 | Up high. | Up high. |
821 | 00:57:55,344 | 00:57:59,793 | Hey, hey listen hold on a second. | Hey, hey listen hold on a second. |
822 | 00:57:59,793 | 00:58:02,551 | Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news | Tell me what you have Neil give me some good news |
823 | 00:58:02,551 | 00:58:04,551 | because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark. | because I swear to God, I'm completely in the dark. |
824 | 00:58:04,551 | 00:58:08,620 | - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers. | - Yeah Dickie listen, I spoke to Claire's lawyers. |
825 | 00:58:08,620 | 00:58:11,413 | She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you, | She doesn't want to see you, doesn't want to talk to you, |
826 | 00:58:11,413 | 00:58:13,862 | she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and... | she doesn't want arbitration, doesn't want mediation, and... |
827 | 00:58:13,862 | 00:58:15,482 | - Jesus Christ | - Jesus Christ |
828 | 00:58:15,482 | 00:58:18,379 | - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news. | - And uh, Dickie, there's worse news. |
829 | 00:58:18,379 | 00:58:21,413 | - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it. | - Oh great, as long as there's worse news, let's hear it. |
830 | 00:58:21,413 | 00:58:23,448 | - Normally I wouldn't bring this up, | - Normally I wouldn't bring this up, |
831 | 00:58:23,448 | 00:58:27,137 | but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally, | but I read your horoscope this morning. And this is literally, |
832 | 00:58:27,137 | 00:58:32,379 | the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce. | the worst month in twelve years for you to be getting a divorce. |
833 | 00:58:32,379 | 00:58:36,379 | And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie. | And I'm not talking about the horoscopes in the back of some bullshit LA times, Dickie. |
834 | 00:58:36,379 | 00:58:38,862 | This is the guy that Ronald Regan used. | This is the guy that Ronald Regan used. |
835 | 00:58:38,862 | 00:58:41,448 | - Oh fantastic - Imagine that, okay? | - Oh fantastic - Imagine that, okay? |
836 | 00:58:41,448 | 00:58:45,689 | - Exclusive club, members only invited. | - Exclusive club, members only invited. |
837 | 00:58:45,689 | 00:58:50,000 | This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce. | This is the worst time for you to be thinking about getting a divorce. |
838 | 00:58:50,000 | 00:58:53,172 | - I don't have a lot of control over that Neil. | - I don't have a lot of control over that Neil. |
839 | 00:58:53,172 | 00:58:55,448 | Maybe buy her something, something meaningful. | Maybe buy her something, something meaningful. |
840 | 00:58:55,448 | 00:58:58,655 | I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman, | I use Etsy, are you familiar with Etsy? This woman, |
841 | 00:58:58,655 | 00:59:04,620 | this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful. | this lady makes personalized baskets, handmade they're wonderful. |
842 | 00:59:04,620 | 00:59:06,862 | Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know? | Maybe you should think about getting Claire that? You know? |
843 | 00:59:06,862 | 00:59:08,724 | It'll show her that you're trying. | It'll show her that you're trying. |
844 | 00:59:08,724 | 00:59:12,689 | - Um, I don't even know what to say to that. | - Um, I don't even know what to say to that. |
845 | 00:59:12,689 | 00:59:16,793 | How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me? | How do I pull that off exactly when she doesn't want to have contact with me? |
846 | 00:59:16,793 | 00:59:20,896 | Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket. | Now you're telling me that I should get her a fruit basket. |
847 | 00:59:20,896 | 00:59:25,103 | Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. They're not just baskets Dickie, they're | Based on Ronald Reagan's horoscope. They're not just baskets Dickie, they're |
848 | 00:59:25,103 | 00:59:30,000 | customized to the individual. - Let me ask you something. Is this the top | customized to the individual. - Let me ask you something. Is this the top |
849 | 00:59:30,000 | 00:59:33,275 | This is the good stuff? - I'm sorry Dickie okay? | This is the good stuff? - I'm sorry Dickie okay? |
850 | 00:59:33,275 | 00:59:37,620 | This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple. | This is hard on all of us pal. I mean you and Claire are that couple. |
851 | 00:59:37,620 | 00:59:41,793 | If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have? | If you two can't make it work than what hope do me and Julie have? |
852 | 00:59:41,793 | 00:59:45,896 | I'm fucked. You know that? - Yeah I am too. I gotta go. | I'm fucked. You know that? - Yeah I am too. I gotta go. |
853 | 00:59:45,896 | 00:59:54,241 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
854 | 00:59:54,241 | 01:00:02,517 | - Shhh. He's sleeping. | - Shhh. He's sleeping. |
855 | 01:00:02,517 | 01:00:07,517 | Wow. He's out? - Out. | Wow. He's out? - Out. |
856 | 01:00:07,517 | 01:00:09,310 | They like each other. Come on. | They like each other. Come on. |
857 | 01:00:09,310 | 01:00:11,275 | - So how'd it go? | - So how'd it go? |
858 | 01:00:11,275 | 01:00:15,586 | - It went really well. You know what I did? p What? | - It went really well. You know what I did? p What? |
859 | 01:00:15,586 | 01:00:17,344 | I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies? | I had him bake cookies for you. - You guys baked cookies? |
860 | 01:00:17,344 | 01:00:20,034 | Yeah you got to taste one of those. | Yeah you got to taste one of those. |
861 | 01:00:20,034 | 01:00:24,068 | They are horrible. Right? | They are horrible. Right? |
862 | 01:00:24,068 | 01:00:25,413 | - What? Oh my god. | - What? Oh my god. |
863 | 01:00:25,413 | 01:00:28,275 | - That's the worst cookie. | - That's the worst cookie. |
864 | 01:00:28,275 | 01:00:32,000 | There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie. | There's a urine kind of taste to them. I don't know how you get that in a cookie. |
865 | 01:00:32,000 | 01:00:33,655 | - Why did you make me eat that? | - Why did you make me eat that? |
866 | 01:00:33,655 | 01:00:36,103 | - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- No. | - Your son made those. He takes after you.p- No. |
867 | 01:00:36,103 | 01:00:40,827 | - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today? | - No, he doesn't. Cause you actually cook really well. How did it go today? |
868 | 01:00:40,827 | 01:00:44,793 | - Good, yeah, it was a tasting | - Good, yeah, it was a tasting |
869 | 01:00:44,793 | 01:00:47,413 | for a big country club wedding and I nailed it. | for a big country club wedding and I nailed it. |
870 | 01:00:47,413 | 01:00:56,482 | - Course you did. - Yeah. | - Course you did. - Yeah. |
871 | 01:00:56,482 | 01:00:59,000 | That it might be fun to do that thing. | That it might be fun to do that thing. |
872 | 01:00:59,000 | 01:01:01,413 | You know the interview thing that you were talking about. | You know the interview thing that you were talking about. |
873 | 01:01:01,413 | 01:01:03,379 | - Yeah | - Yeah |
874 | 01:01:03,379 | 01:01:05,344 | - You know, if you were serious. - Dead serious. | - You know, if you were serious. - Dead serious. |
875 | 01:01:05,344 | 01:01:09,448 | - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now | - Let me know. - Okay, I'll let you know right now |
876 | 01:01:09,448 | 01:01:11,068 | You mean you want to do it right now? | You mean you want to do it right now? |
877 | 01:01:11,068 | 01:01:14,620 | Yeah, let's do it right now. | Yeah, let's do it right now. |
878 | 01:01:14,620 | 01:01:19,206 | Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere. | Ok, he's drunk. He's been drinking all day, he's not going anywhere. |
879 | 01:01:19,206 | 01:01:21,068 | Come on, it'll be a blast. - Okay. | Come on, it'll be a blast. - Okay. |
880 | 01:01:21,068 | 01:01:26,068 | - Yeah? - Yeah. | - Yeah? - Yeah. |
881 | 01:01:37,068 | 01:01:38,689 | Today. | Today. |
882 | 01:01:38,689 | 01:01:41,724 | Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please? | Is April 11th, could you state your name for the record please? |
883 | 01:01:41,724 | 01:01:46,482 | Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright. | Lenny Jane Wright. - Lenny Jane Wright. |
884 | 01:01:46,482 | 01:01:50,103 | What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing, | What should we talk about today? We could talk about boxing, |
885 | 01:01:50,103 | 01:01:53,689 | we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about.. | we could talk about cats. We could talk about cat boxes. We could talk about.. |
886 | 01:01:53,689 | 01:01:58,620 | Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP? | Only children, single mothers milk of human kindness, the DLP? |
887 | 01:01:58,620 | 01:02:04,344 | Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence. | Coincidence. - Let's talk about coincidence. |
888 | 01:02:04,344 | 01:02:08,517 | I was almost an Icelander. | I was almost an Icelander. |
889 | 01:02:08,517 | 01:02:11,103 | That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard. | That might be my favorite sentence I have ever heard. |
890 | 01:02:11,103 | 01:02:17,896 | When I was in the fifth grade, um.. | When I was in the fifth grade, um.. |
891 | 01:02:17,896 | 01:02:20,034 | my father was in between jobs | my father was in between jobs |
892 | 01:02:20,034 | 01:02:23,379 | and he worked with computers and satellites. | and he worked with computers and satellites. |
893 | 01:02:23,379 | 01:02:25,965 | And he got this job offer in Iceland. | And he got this job offer in Iceland. |
894 | 01:02:25,965 | 01:02:30,896 | So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor. | So he hired me and my brother and an Icelandic tutor. |
895 | 01:02:30,896 | 01:02:34,655 | And we spent the entire summer | And we spent the entire summer |
896 | 01:02:34,655 | 01:02:37,862 | three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes | three days a week learning Icelandic with Johannes |
897 | 01:02:37,862 | 01:02:39,448 | - Ah Johannes. | - Ah Johannes. |
898 | 01:02:39,448 | 01:02:42,931 | Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America | Anyway, so he was a college student on break touring America |
899 | 01:02:42,931 | 01:02:45,551 | and he became part of the family. | and he became part of the family. |
900 | 01:02:45,551 | 01:02:47,896 | He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay | He put part of his trip on hold so that he could stay |
901 | 01:02:47,896 | 01:02:50,862 | and teach us and get us ready. | and teach us and get us ready. |
902 | 01:02:50,862 | 01:02:54,310 | Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment. | Because Georgia to Iceland that is a huge adjustment. |
903 | 01:02:54,310 | 01:02:56,275 | - That's a big jump. - Yeah. | - That's a big jump. - Yeah. |
904 | 01:02:56,275 | 01:02:58,827 | Anyway my father, he goes over there | Anyway my father, he goes over there |
905 | 01:02:58,827 | 01:03:00,758 | to look for a house and to get us into school | to look for a house and to get us into school |
906 | 01:03:00,758 | 01:03:03,724 | and when he comes back | and when he comes back |
907 | 01:03:03,724 | 01:03:07,655 | he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot | he shows us this super 8 mm film that he shot |
908 | 01:03:07,655 | 01:03:10,482 | of this street festival in Reykjavik. | of this street festival in Reykjavik. |
909 | 01:03:10,482 | 01:03:14,344 | And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it | And there is no sound, so Johannes is talking us through it |
910 | 01:03:14,344 | 01:03:15,482 | and he's telling us all | and he's telling us all |
911 | 01:03:15,482 | 01:03:20,931 | about about the city, and the food. | about about the city, and the food. |
912 | 01:03:20,931 | 01:03:23,758 | and the clothing and all of a sudden | and the clothing and all of a sudden |
913 | 01:03:23,758 | 01:03:27,103 | he just starts crying. | he just starts crying. |
914 | 01:03:27,103 | 01:03:30,586 | Nobody knows what is going on. | Nobody knows what is going on. |
915 | 01:03:30,586 | 01:03:35,034 | And he just gets up and he leaves. | And he just gets up and he leaves. |
916 | 01:03:35,034 | 01:03:38,172 | And we don't hear from him for like a week. | And we don't hear from him for like a week. |
917 | 01:03:38,172 | 01:03:46,827 | And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland. | And one night my dad gets this call and Johannes went back to Iceland. |
918 | 01:03:46,827 | 01:03:51,931 | Now um, the reason was because, | Now um, the reason was because, |
919 | 01:03:51,931 | 01:03:53,758 | the film my dad showed us. | the film my dad showed us. |
920 | 01:03:53,758 | 01:03:56,206 | of the street festival, | of the street festival, |
921 | 01:03:56,206 | 01:03:58,103 | in the crowd | in the crowd |
922 | 01:03:58,103 | 01:04:01,448 | Johannes saw his fiancè | Johannes saw his fiancè |
923 | 01:04:01,448 | 01:04:10,275 | making out with his best friend. | making out with his best friend. |
924 | 01:04:10,275 | 01:04:14,827 | - Ouch. - Yeah. | - Ouch. - Yeah. |
925 | 01:04:14,827 | 01:04:21,275 | That's my first memory of anything completely true. | That's my first memory of anything completely true. |
926 | 01:04:21,275 | 01:04:26,413 | It was proven right there in front of all us. | It was proven right there in front of all us. |
927 | 01:04:26,413 | 01:04:30,103 | It was real. | It was real. |
928 | 01:04:30,103 | 01:04:34,241 | Just like your final show. | Just like your final show. |
929 | 01:04:34,241 | 01:04:35,793 | The one that never aired. | The one that never aired. |
930 | 01:04:35,793 | 01:04:39,827 | - Truthfully, there wasn't much to air. | - Truthfully, there wasn't much to air. |
931 | 01:04:39,827 | 01:04:42,068 | - January 13, 2012. | - January 13, 2012. |
932 | 01:04:42,068 | 01:04:44,517 | - You've done your homework. | - You've done your homework. |
933 | 01:04:44,517 | 01:04:49,931 | - The day that your show died. | - The day that your show died. |
934 | 01:04:49,931 | 01:04:54,689 | was the same day that my husband died. | was the same day that my husband died. |
935 | 01:04:54,689 | 01:05:01,724 | January 13, 2012. | January 13, 2012. |
936 | 01:05:01,724 | 01:05:06,862 | It can't just be coincidence. | It can't just be coincidence. |
937 | 01:05:06,862 | 01:05:10,517 | It's the truth. | It's the truth. |
938 | 01:05:10,517 | 01:05:13,310 | And it's not good. | And it's not good. |
939 | 01:05:13,310 | 01:05:20,931 | It's not beautiful. It's just true. | It's not beautiful. It's just true. |
940 | 01:05:20,931 | 01:05:22,862 | I feel like | I feel like |
941 | 01:05:22,862 | 01:05:26,896 | life keeps showing me this over and over again. | life keeps showing me this over and over again. |
942 | 01:05:26,896 | 01:05:31,000 | I don't know what it means. | I don't know what it means. |
943 | 01:05:31,000 | 01:05:34,586 | Maybe that's why we're here. | Maybe that's why we're here. |
944 | 01:05:34,586 | 01:05:47,000 | To figure it out. | To figure it out. |
945 | 01:05:50,137 | 01:05:53,344 | You like it? - Sort of. | You like it? - Sort of. |
946 | 01:05:53,344 | 01:05:58,517 | - Not a hundred percent? - Yeah. | - Not a hundred percent? - Yeah. |
947 | 01:06:08,758 | 01:06:12,655 | - You spoil him. - He's a good kid. | - You spoil him. - He's a good kid. |
948 | 01:06:12,655 | 01:06:15,137 | - Yeah. | - Yeah. |
949 | 01:06:15,137 | 01:06:21,620 | - Thanks. - Thanks yeah. | - Thanks. - Thanks yeah. |
950 | 01:06:21,620 | 01:06:24,413 | - Oh give me a hug. | - Oh give me a hug. |
951 | 01:06:24,413 | 01:06:29,206 | Thanks. - Yeah.. | Thanks. - Yeah.. |
952 | 01:06:29,206 | 01:06:34,000 | oh, okay... hey! Wow. | oh, okay... hey! Wow. |
953 | 01:06:34,000 | 01:06:40,137 | - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
954 | 01:06:40,137 | 01:06:44,965 | You know what? I'm sorry. | You know what? I'm sorry. |
955 | 01:06:44,965 | 01:06:47,068 | - Lenny? | - Lenny? |
956 | 01:06:47,068 | 01:06:52,275 | Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - I got it! | Ok, it's really narrow, you want to watch out going back. - I got it! |
957 | 01:06:52,275 | 01:06:59,793 | - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow. | - It's all right, take it slow through that it's really narrow. |
958 | 01:07:23,724 | 01:07:26,827 | What? - Please hold for Mr. Young. | What? - Please hold for Mr. Young. |
959 | 01:07:26,827 | 01:07:28,862 | - Are you ignoring me? - No I'm sorry. | - Are you ignoring me? - No I'm sorry. |
960 | 01:07:28,862 | 01:07:31,482 | - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this. | - No, no I'm sorry for even bothering to do this. |
961 | 01:07:31,482 | 01:07:33,137 | Did you get any of my texts? | Did you get any of my texts? |
962 | 01:07:33,137 | 01:07:36,137 | - Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too. | - Yeah I got your texts, I miss you too. |
963 | 01:07:36,137 | 01:07:38,793 | I got a lot going right on now Jaron. | I got a lot going right on now Jaron. |
964 | 01:07:38,793 | 01:07:41,620 | - Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you. | - Shit. I got a lot going on too. That's why I need to see you. |
965 | 01:07:41,620 | 01:07:43,689 | I need to break bread with my favorite egghead. | I need to break bread with my favorite egghead. |
966 | 01:07:43,689 | 01:07:45,965 | - I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated. | - I'm kind of on lock down now buddy. It's complicated. |
967 | 01:07:45,965 | 01:07:48,655 | Life is complicated. Hey man, | Life is complicated. Hey man, |
968 | 01:07:48,655 | 01:07:50,896 | have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea | have you read the trades lately? Do you have any idea |
969 | 01:07:50,896 | 01:07:53,068 | what's going on in this industry that you are a part of? | what's going on in this industry that you are a part of? |
970 | 01:07:53,068 | 01:07:54,862 | If not, let me explain it to you Dick. | If not, let me explain it to you Dick. |
971 | 01:07:54,862 | 01:07:58,482 | As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network. | As of a few days ago, I'm officially president of the network. |
972 | 01:07:58,482 | 01:08:00,758 | - Hey Congratulations! Good for you. | - Hey Congratulations! Good for you. |
973 | 01:08:00,758 | 01:08:03,620 | - Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you. | - Yes, yes, and now I'm on the phone with you. |
974 | 01:08:03,620 | 01:08:05,620 | Should I be flattered? | Should I be flattered? |
975 | 01:08:05,620 | 01:08:07,586 | Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered. | Yes, mother fucker, you should be flattered. |
976 | 01:08:07,586 | 01:08:08,793 | In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles | In fact you should be on an airplane heading to Los Angeles |
977 | 01:08:08,793 | 01:08:10,655 | to come sit down with me. | to come sit down with me. |
978 | 01:08:10,655 | 01:08:12,689 | - Oh boy that sounds tempting. | - Oh boy that sounds tempting. |
979 | 01:08:12,689 | 01:08:14,724 | - Good I'm sending you a ticket. | - Good I'm sending you a ticket. |
980 | 01:08:14,724 | 01:08:16,724 | - Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister | - Oh no, now you can't, cause my mailbox got wiped out in a twister |
981 | 01:08:16,724 | 01:08:18,206 | - An e-ticket stupid. | - An e-ticket stupid. |
982 | 01:08:18,206 | 01:08:20,275 | - What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned. | - What do you want to see me for? That bridge is burned. |
983 | 01:08:20,275 | 01:08:22,310 | - The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says | - The bridge is mine now, I'm the one who says |
984 | 01:08:22,310 | 01:08:23,655 | if it's it burnt or not. Okay? | if it's it burnt or not. Okay? |
985 | 01:08:23,655 | 01:08:25,241 | Right now I say the bridge is not burned. | Right now I say the bridge is not burned. |
986 | 01:08:25,241 | 01:08:28,793 | What don't you understand about me being president? | What don't you understand about me being president? |
987 | 01:08:28,793 | 01:08:31,724 | So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one. | So come on man, stop playing around. You owe me a one on one. |
988 | 01:08:31,724 | 01:08:33,724 | I need to see your face. | I need to see your face. |
989 | 01:08:33,724 | 01:08:35,896 | - Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype. | - Then Skype me and we'll have a little conversation over Skype. |
990 | 01:08:35,896 | 01:08:38,862 | - Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more. | - Hey, hey, don't nobody use Skype no more. |
991 | 01:08:38,862 | 01:08:41,586 | Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick? | Why do you got to be so obstinate from Jump Street, Dick? |
992 | 01:08:41,586 | 01:08:43,827 | - I'm not being obstinate. | - I'm not being obstinate. |
993 | 01:08:43,827 | 01:08:46,000 | - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here | - No, no, see this right here, this behavior right here |
994 | 01:08:46,000 | 01:08:49,206 | is why people passionately don't like you. | is why people passionately don't like you. |
995 | 01:08:49,206 | 01:08:52,448 | okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you. | okay, why people like me have to fight for dumb asses like you. |
996 | 01:08:52,448 | 01:08:53,931 | - But I didn't ask you to fight for me. | - But I didn't ask you to fight for me. |
997 | 01:08:53,931 | 01:08:57,000 | - Shhh. Stop it. Okay. | - Shhh. Stop it. Okay. |
998 | 01:08:57,000 | 01:08:59,620 | Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you. | Cause you wouldn't know what is good for you if it was blowing you. |
999 | 01:08:59,620 | 01:09:02,310 | I do. I know what's good for you. | I do. I know what's good for you. |
1000 | 01:09:02,310 | 01:09:04,793 | This is what love feels like. | This is what love feels like. |
1001 | 01:09:04,793 | 01:09:07,689 | Bring your ass down to L.A. | Bring your ass down to L.A. |
1002 | 01:09:07,689 | 01:09:09,931 | - Listen, congratulations on the promotion. | - Listen, congratulations on the promotion. |
1003 | 01:09:09,931 | 01:09:11,655 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
1004 | 01:09:11,655 | 01:09:13,827 | And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window | And here's my advice, when they push you out of the window |
1005 | 01:09:13,827 | 01:09:15,793 | which they're going to do. | which they're going to do. |
1006 | 01:09:15,793 | 01:09:16,793 | Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors, | Try to aim for the bodies of your predecessors, |
1007 | 01:09:16,793 | 01:09:19,620 | that'll soften the blow. | that'll soften the blow. |
1008 | 01:09:19,620 | 01:09:23,379 | - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you. | - I'll keep that in mind. Now my advice to you. |
1009 | 01:09:23,379 | 01:09:25,965 | When your friend who also happens to be the President | When your friend who also happens to be the President |
1010 | 01:09:25,965 | 01:09:31,034 | of a network tells you that this is your last chance | of a network tells you that this is your last chance |
1011 | 01:09:31,034 | 01:09:34,137 | he's not fucking around. | he's not fucking around. |
1012 | 01:09:34,137 | 01:09:38,793 | I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m. | I will see you Thursday at eleven a.m. |
1013 | 01:10:21,689 | 01:10:25,206 | - Dick. - Lenny. | - Dick. - Lenny. |
1014 | 01:10:25,206 | 01:10:29,068 | I think we should probably talk about yesterday | I think we should probably talk about yesterday |
1015 | 01:10:29,068 | 01:10:34,758 | Can I just, for a real quick... | Can I just, for a real quick... |
1016 | 01:10:34,758 | 01:10:39,344 | ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss. | ...about yesterday and the kiss. The attempted kiss. |
1017 | 01:10:39,344 | 01:10:42,241 | It was all my fault. | It was all my fault. |
1018 | 01:10:42,241 | 01:10:47,137 | It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part | It was a compulsiveness and or impulsiveness on my part |
1019 | 01:10:47,137 | 01:10:50,206 | and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment. | and we're not even that. It was an attraction, in the moment. |
1020 | 01:10:50,206 | 01:10:51,931 | I was feeling an attraction towards you | I was feeling an attraction towards you |
1021 | 01:10:51,931 | 01:10:55,931 | but I shouldn't have | but I shouldn't have |
1022 | 01:10:55,931 | 01:11:02,034 | I shouldn't have done that. | I shouldn't have done that. |
1023 | 01:11:02,034 | 01:11:03,827 | I never had to apologize | I never had to apologize |
1024 | 01:11:03,827 | 01:11:08,965 | for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird. | for trying to kiss somebody before so it's a little weird. |
1025 | 01:11:08,965 | 01:11:10,931 | - Weird? - It's not about the kiss though | - Weird? - It's not about the kiss though |
1026 | 01:11:10,931 | 01:11:17,000 | I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that | I mean it is, and I'm sorry I don't want to take away from that |
1027 | 01:11:17,000 | 01:11:19,965 | I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is | I have been giving this a lot of thought and what I've come up with is |
1028 | 01:11:19,965 | 01:11:25,068 | I'm having legitimate feelings for you | I'm having legitimate feelings for you |
1029 | 01:11:25,068 | 01:11:28,655 | - Legitimate feelings? | - Legitimate feelings? |
1030 | 01:11:28,655 | 01:11:32,413 | - Romantic, love feelings. | - Romantic, love feelings. |
1031 | 01:11:32,413 | 01:11:36,413 | - No. - No, no, you got to hear me out. | - No. - No, no, you got to hear me out. |
1032 | 01:11:36,413 | 01:11:38,413 | Please Lenny | Please Lenny |
1033 | 01:11:38,413 | 01:11:40,827 | - No, Dick, this is bull shit. | - No, Dick, this is bull shit. |
1034 | 01:11:40,827 | 01:11:42,965 | - No its not bullshit. | - No its not bullshit. |
1035 | 01:11:42,965 | 01:11:44,724 | - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it. | - Oh yeah, it is, it's bull shit. I don't need to hear it. |
1036 | 01:11:53,241 | 01:11:57,896 | What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings? | What makes you think you have legitimate love feelings? |
1037 | 01:11:57,896 | 01:12:01,517 | Everything. You. | Everything. You. |
1038 | 01:12:01,517 | 01:12:05,137 | We're in all girl gangster rap band | We're in all girl gangster rap band |
1039 | 01:12:05,137 | 01:12:11,517 | and so many things. You like my hat. | and so many things. You like my hat. |
1040 | 01:12:11,517 | 01:12:13,620 | Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole. | Your son is super cool. Stewart. And he's always saying asshole. |
1041 | 01:12:13,620 | 01:12:16,931 | and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food. | and I think that's funny. And I really, I like your food. |
1042 | 01:12:16,931 | 01:12:20,827 | And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think | And I love the way that you tell stories and Lenny I think |
1043 | 01:12:20,827 | 01:12:22,206 | that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way. | that you and I are are funny and sad in the same way. |
1044 | 01:12:22,206 | 01:12:27,551 | - Okay. | - Okay. |
1045 | 01:12:27,551 | 01:12:30,344 | What's your problem? Which one? | What's your problem? Which one? |
1046 | 01:12:30,344 | 01:12:33,241 | No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here, | No jokes asshole. I'm trying to raise a kid here, |
1047 | 01:12:33,241 | 01:12:35,482 | I'm trying to keep a business afloat. | I'm trying to keep a business afloat. |
1048 | 01:12:35,482 | 01:12:38,655 | You think you're going to knock on my door | You think you're going to knock on my door |
1049 | 01:12:38,655 | 01:12:43,862 | and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat? | and sweep me off my feet. Because I said I liked your hat? |
1050 | 01:12:43,862 | 01:12:45,482 | Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going | Or am I just some twitchy blonde that is going |
1051 | 01:12:45,482 | 01:12:48,241 | to jump into your arms because after three days | to jump into your arms because after three days |
1052 | 01:12:48,241 | 01:12:52,137 | you think you have romantic love feelings. | you think you have romantic love feelings. |
1053 | 01:12:52,137 | 01:12:57,965 | Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans. | Your wife just left you. Grow the fuck up Romans. |
1054 | 01:12:57,965 | 01:13:00,172 | I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now. | I don't need this particularly headache in my life right now. |
1055 | 01:13:00,172 | 01:13:04,206 | You're not going to complete me. | You're not going to complete me. |
1056 | 01:13:06,793 | 01:13:13,344 | Oh god. | Oh god. |
1057 | 01:13:35,034 | 01:13:38,137 | It's fine.. it's fine. | It's fine.. it's fine. |
1058 | 01:15:00,931 | 01:15:03,620 | I love you | I love you |
1059 | 01:15:03,620 | 01:15:06,655 | I love you too | I love you too |
1060 | 01:15:06,655 | 01:15:14,137 | Thank you | Thank you |
1061 | 01:15:15,965 | 01:15:18,689 | - That's a great painting | - That's a great painting |
1062 | 01:15:18,689 | 01:15:22,862 | - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah? | - There's a crazy story behind that painting. p- Oh yeah? |
1063 | 01:15:31,068 | 01:15:33,206 | - What? - Are you going to tell me the story? | - What? - Are you going to tell me the story? |
1064 | 01:15:33,206 | 01:15:34,655 | - Do you want to hear it? - Ok. | - Do you want to hear it? - Ok. |
1065 | 01:15:34,655 | 01:15:38,000 | - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down | - I was in Costa Rica and I was on a bus that broke down |
1066 | 01:15:38,000 | 01:15:40,034 | right outside of | right outside of |
1067 | 01:15:40,034 | 01:15:42,862 | so this chick, she wanders off the bus | so this chick, she wanders off the bus |
1068 | 01:15:42,862 | 01:15:45,448 | I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs. | I think to get some fresh air, stretch her legs. |
1069 | 01:15:45,448 | 01:15:47,724 | She steps right into a fox trap. | She steps right into a fox trap. |
1070 | 01:15:47,724 | 01:15:51,758 | You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode. | You know your brother, man, I just go into hero mode. |
1071 | 01:15:51,758 | 01:15:53,758 | I didn't do anything medical or that great | I didn't do anything medical or that great |
1072 | 01:15:53,758 | 01:15:56,551 | I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches. | I just fashioned her a tourniquet from some cocoa bolo branches. |
1073 | 01:15:56,551 | 01:15:59,344 | Sprinkled water on her lips, - Kept her hydrated. | Sprinkled water on her lips, - Kept her hydrated. |
1074 | 01:15:59,344 | 01:16:01,965 | - I let her use my ipod | - I let her use my ipod |
1075 | 01:16:01,965 | 01:16:03,413 | Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect | Because I think that music has a really calming soothing effect |
1076 | 01:16:03,413 | 01:16:04,793 | on people. There were tracks that I were working on | on people. There were tracks that I were working on |
1077 | 01:16:04,793 | 01:16:07,000 | they weren't mastered so I was a first a little.. | they weren't mastered so I was a first a little.. |
1078 | 01:16:07,000 | 01:16:09,034 | She didn't seem to mind too much. | She didn't seem to mind too much. |
1079 | 01:16:09,034 | 01:16:11,275 | She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music. | She was screaming pretty loud. I don't even know if she heard the music. |
1080 | 01:16:11,275 | 01:16:14,068 | After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her. | After she got out of the hospital, she invited me to stay with her. |
1081 | 01:16:14,068 | 01:16:17,586 | Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach | Which was super cool you know, she had this rad little place on the beach |
1082 | 01:16:17,586 | 01:16:18,896 | You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out. | You would have really dug it. We just lived, man and hung out. |
1083 | 01:16:18,896 | 01:16:23,275 | And I made music. | And I made music. |
1084 | 01:16:23,275 | 01:16:27,310 | And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day. | And she painted, we laughed, and we made love every day. |
1085 | 01:16:27,310 | 01:16:30,620 | Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her | Mostly in the mouth because I couldn't stand to look at her |
1086 | 01:16:30,620 | 01:16:31,862 | from the waist down because it was really tough | from the waist down because it was really tough |
1087 | 01:16:31,862 | 01:16:33,000 | her leg was so disgusting. | her leg was so disgusting. |
1088 | 01:16:33,000 | 01:16:34,275 | To me, it's life | To me, it's life |
1089 | 01:16:34,275 | 01:16:37,034 | It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable | It's sort of wobbly and unpredictable |
1090 | 01:16:37,034 | 01:16:38,931 | but you have to embrace it. | but you have to embrace it. |
1091 | 01:16:38,931 | 01:16:40,724 | Before I spilt I stole that painting. | Before I spilt I stole that painting. |
1092 | 01:16:43,137 | 01:16:46,620 | So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down | So was next for you? Didn't you have this sort of deal going down |
1093 | 01:16:46,620 | 01:16:49,310 | - At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter. | - At the network maybe, who cares, it's probably just a run around, it doesn't matter. |
1094 | 01:16:49,310 | 01:16:52,862 | - No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing. | - No it does, you have to stay positive with this kind of thing. |
1095 | 01:16:52,862 | 01:16:55,896 | - Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you? | - Do you have to really? Staying positive can help you? |
1096 | 01:16:55,896 | 01:16:58,068 | - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you, | - I think it would be great, you know change of scenery for you, |
1097 | 01:16:58,068 | 01:17:00,482 | come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit. | come out to L.A., kind of boost your energy a little bit. |
1098 | 01:17:00,482 | 01:17:02,068 | LA is great for that what would be cool | LA is great for that what would be cool |
1099 | 01:17:02,068 | 01:17:04,896 | is you'd be here for the birth too | is you'd be here for the birth too |
1100 | 01:17:04,896 | 01:17:06,689 | - Birth? Of what? | - Birth? Of what? |
1101 | 01:17:06,689 | 01:17:12,793 | - Baby's due in early September. | - Baby's due in early September. |
1102 | 01:17:12,793 | 01:17:17,034 | - What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man. | - What are... I'm just not sure what the fuck you're talking about man. |
1103 | 01:17:17,034 | 01:17:18,103 | - Lydia is pregnant. | - Lydia is pregnant. |
1104 | 01:17:18,103 | 01:17:19,965 | - Oh. | - Oh. |
1105 | 01:17:19,965 | 01:17:21,965 | Who's Lydia? | Who's Lydia? |
1106 | 01:17:21,965 | 01:17:24,689 | Lydia is my lady. | Lydia is my lady. |
1107 | 01:17:24,689 | 01:17:26,379 | And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now, | And she's pregnant with your baby. That's what you tell me right now, |
1108 | 01:17:26,379 | 01:17:28,862 | that you're going to have a baby in a couple months. | that you're going to have a baby in a couple months. |
1109 | 01:17:28,862 | 01:17:33,379 | That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick. | That's it. This is the first time I'm hearing about this Mick. |
1110 | 01:17:33,379 | 01:17:35,482 | - I thought I told you. | - I thought I told you. |
1111 | 01:17:35,482 | 01:17:36,655 | - Dude! | - Dude! |
1112 | 01:17:36,655 | 01:17:40,517 | Come here, really? | Come here, really? |
1113 | 01:17:40,517 | 01:17:41,827 | - Yeah. Surprised you. | - Yeah. Surprised you. |
1114 | 01:17:41,827 | 01:17:46,655 | - It's beautiful man, it's beautiful. | - It's beautiful man, it's beautiful. |
1115 | 01:17:46,655 | 01:17:48,103 | And crazy and funny. | And crazy and funny. |
1116 | 01:17:48,103 | 01:17:52,655 | And sad. | And sad. |
1117 | 01:17:52,655 | 01:17:54,620 | - Why sad? | - Why sad? |
1118 | 01:17:54,620 | 01:17:56,793 | I don't know. I don't even know why I said it. | I don't know. I don't even know why I said it. |
1119 | 01:17:56,793 | 01:18:00,517 | I really don't | I really don't |
1120 | 01:18:00,517 | 01:18:02,275 | - cause I know what you mean. | - cause I know what you mean. |
1121 | 01:18:02,275 | 01:18:05,000 | - It's weird right? | - It's weird right? |
1122 | 01:18:05,000 | 01:18:09,896 | It is a little sad. | It is a little sad. |
1123 | 01:18:18,379 | 01:18:22,413 | - You know what have been really sweet is if I was | - You know what have been really sweet is if I was |
1124 | 01:18:22,413 | 01:18:24,689 | good enough husband to get one of those mugs | good enough husband to get one of those mugs |
1125 | 01:18:24,689 | 01:18:28,241 | that says world's greatest husband. | that says world's greatest husband. |
1126 | 01:18:28,241 | 01:18:30,172 | - I got seven Grammys. | - I got seven Grammys. |
1127 | 01:18:30,172 | 01:18:33,655 | - Seven Grammys? - So what. | - Seven Grammys? - So what. |
1128 | 01:18:33,655 | 01:18:37,551 | - So what? | - So what? |
1129 | 01:18:37,551 | 01:18:43,172 | - I tell you so what, it feels great. | - I tell you so what, it feels great. |
1130 | 01:18:43,172 | 01:18:45,310 | - It's not about the mugs, | - It's not about the mugs, |
1131 | 01:18:45,310 | 01:18:46,931 | I don't care about the mugs. | I don't care about the mugs. |
1132 | 01:18:46,931 | 01:18:50,034 | I'm lost. I'm stuck. | I'm lost. I'm stuck. |
1133 | 01:18:50,034 | 01:18:55,137 | - I'm like in a maze. | - I'm like in a maze. |
1134 | 01:18:55,137 | 01:18:58,344 | I was in Glastonbury for a little | I was in Glastonbury for a little |
1135 | 01:18:58,344 | 01:19:01,103 | it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at | it was a little festival, there's was I party I wound up at |
1136 | 01:19:01,103 | 01:19:04,551 | over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze. | over at Annie Lennox's castle, and she has this hedge maze. |
1137 | 01:19:04,551 | 01:19:06,482 | It's one of these traditional old fashioned | It's one of these traditional old fashioned |
1138 | 01:19:06,482 | 01:19:09,482 | it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze | it was real, there I was in the middle of this hedge maze |
1139 | 01:19:09,482 | 01:19:12,103 | and I'm not doing too well. | and I'm not doing too well. |
1140 | 01:19:12,103 | 01:19:14,310 | I kind of stop, and I plant myself | I kind of stop, and I plant myself |
1141 | 01:19:14,310 | 01:19:15,448 | because I don't want get any further in. | because I don't want get any further in. |
1142 | 01:19:15,448 | 01:19:17,793 | Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox | Anyway, here comes Annie Lennox |
1143 | 01:19:17,793 | 01:19:21,965 | and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes | and she grabs my hand and looks me directly in the eyes |
1144 | 01:19:21,965 | 01:19:23,793 | she said put your hand on the maze wall | she said put your hand on the maze wall |
1145 | 01:19:23,793 | 01:19:27,965 | and you leave it there. | and you leave it there. |
1146 | 01:19:27,965 | 01:19:30,172 | As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving, | As long as you have your hand on the wall and keep moving, |
1147 | 01:19:30,172 | 01:19:35,172 | you'll find your way out. | you'll find your way out. |
1148 | 01:19:35,172 | 01:19:37,379 | Oh man. It was amazing. | Oh man. It was amazing. |
1149 | 01:19:37,379 | 01:19:41,310 | - So you made it out of the maze? | - So you made it out of the maze? |
1150 | 01:19:41,310 | 01:19:45,896 | - No, I don't believe I did. | - No, I don't believe I did. |
1151 | 01:19:48,689 | 01:20:03,655 | - I think it might be time for bed. | - I think it might be time for bed. |
1152 | 01:20:05,724 | 01:20:08,862 | - Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can | - Look they might be using Jaron to lure me down here so they can |
1153 | 01:20:08,862 | 01:20:11,689 | take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly | take turns throwing cinder blocks at me. If things get ugly |
1154 | 01:20:11,689 | 01:20:17,551 | I want you to start kicking some throats. | I want you to start kicking some throats. |
1155 | 01:20:17,551 | 01:20:25,517 | Oh oof. | Oh oof. |
1156 | 01:20:33,896 | 01:20:38,137 | By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size? | By chance do you have one of those mini scissors, the travel size? |
1157 | 01:20:38,137 | 01:20:44,344 | I don't want to pull this. Lose a button. | I don't want to pull this. Lose a button. |
1158 | 01:20:44,344 | 01:20:50,482 | No? | No? |
1159 | 01:21:05,517 | 01:21:09,448 | Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you. | Gentleman, Mr. Young is ready for you. |
1160 | 01:21:09,448 | 01:21:11,551 | - Where is he? There's my.. | - Where is he? There's my.. |
1161 | 01:21:11,551 | 01:21:14,000 | What the hell? - I know. | What the hell? - I know. |
1162 | 01:21:14,000 | 01:21:16,000 | - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin? | - what you Robo Cop, you Steve Austin? |
1163 | 01:21:16,000 | 01:21:19,724 | You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you? | You got like a fake eye and shit. What happened to you? |
1164 | 01:21:19,724 | 01:21:21,586 | - You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled. | - You think that's bad you should have seen the bear I strangled. |
1165 | 01:21:21,586 | 01:21:24,448 | - In the mountains? - Yeah big old black bear. | - In the mountains? - Yeah big old black bear. |
1166 | 01:21:24,448 | 01:21:26,206 | - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid... | - Oh you said it was a black bear. You stupid... |
1167 | 01:21:26,206 | 01:21:29,000 | You're strangling gummy bears. | You're strangling gummy bears. |
1168 | 01:21:29,000 | 01:21:32,862 | You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton, | You got a belly and shit. Alright you guys, Harvard, Columbia, Wharton, |
1169 | 01:21:32,862 | 01:21:35,068 | Columbia, Wharton, | Columbia, Wharton, |
1170 | 01:21:35,068 | 01:21:39,068 | meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something. | meet Dick Romans and his man, Neil something. |
1171 | 01:21:39,068 | 01:21:40,862 | - It's Caroline. | - It's Caroline. |
1172 | 01:21:40,862 | 01:21:43,655 | - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you. | - Nice to meet you. - Really great to meet you. |
1173 | 01:21:43,655 | 01:21:45,103 | - Oh, okay | - Oh, okay |
1174 | 01:21:45,103 | 01:21:46,931 | - Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good | - Well listen man, this is what happens when you're good |
1175 | 01:21:46,931 | 01:21:48,793 | when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass, | when you stay in Los Angeles, you could keep your head out of your ass, |
1176 | 01:21:48,793 | 01:21:51,275 | and frankly | and frankly |
1177 | 01:21:51,275 | 01:21:55,000 | don't set shit on fire. | don't set shit on fire. |
1178 | 01:21:55,000 | 01:21:59,137 | - Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you. | - Well let me be the first one to say that the chair fits you. |
1179 | 01:21:59,137 | 01:22:01,344 | - Yeah? - Yeah. | - Yeah? - Yeah. |
1180 | 01:22:01,344 | 01:22:03,275 | - Thank you brother - Congratulations | - Thank you brother - Congratulations |
1181 | 01:22:03,275 | 01:22:09,034 | I only have one question. | I only have one question. |
1182 | 01:22:09,034 | 01:22:11,517 | And that is what the fuck am I doing here? | And that is what the fuck am I doing here? |
1183 | 01:22:11,517 | 01:22:14,827 | This brings back bad memories. | This brings back bad memories. |
1184 | 01:22:20,137 | 01:22:25,310 | I got your show. We've got your show. | I got your show. We've got your show. |
1185 | 01:22:25,310 | 01:22:28,172 | We've got your shit. It's huge. | We've got your shit. It's huge. |
1186 | 01:22:28,172 | 01:22:30,034 | This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for. | This is the show that your momma popped you out of the belly for. |
1187 | 01:22:30,034 | 01:22:33,000 | You're home. | You're home. |
1188 | 01:22:33,000 | 01:22:37,137 | And your safe. Your boy's president. | And your safe. Your boy's president. |
1189 | 01:22:37,137 | 01:22:38,862 | Can I get my pitch on. | Can I get my pitch on. |
1190 | 01:22:38,862 | 01:22:40,862 | - Sure. | - Sure. |
1191 | 01:22:40,862 | 01:22:44,206 | You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies? | You remember we used to talk about the info-tainment shows of the seventies? |
1192 | 01:22:44,206 | 01:22:46,931 | Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right? | Real People, That's Incredible, even 60 Minutes right? |
1193 | 01:22:46,931 | 01:22:50,344 | You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America. | You know they interviewed people on a quest to find a real America. |
1194 | 01:22:50,344 | 01:22:55,724 | On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans. | On our show, our quest is to find the real Dick Romans. |
1195 | 01:22:55,724 | 01:22:57,344 | Okay? | Okay? |
1196 | 01:22:57,344 | 01:23:00,310 | It's all about you. | It's all about you. |
1197 | 01:23:00,310 | 01:23:02,827 | Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world | Alright this is your chance to shout from the rooftop, push the envelope, show the world |
1198 | 01:23:02,827 | 01:23:05,137 | who you truly are, show them the things that you like... | who you truly are, show them the things that you like... |
1199 | 01:23:08,724 | 01:23:11,724 | - The look on your face? | - The look on your face? |
1200 | 01:23:11,724 | 01:23:13,965 | What is that? - I'm thinking. It's a lot to process. | What is that? - I'm thinking. It's a lot to process. |
1201 | 01:23:13,965 | 01:23:16,758 | - Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million | - Yeah well process saying yes, because that happens only one in million |
1202 | 01:23:16,758 | 01:23:19,724 | this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this. | this is a new beginning for you Dickie, you need this. |
1203 | 01:23:19,724 | 01:23:21,758 | - Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end? | - Yeah, how do you know it's not a dead end? |
1204 | 01:23:21,758 | 01:23:24,000 | - It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do, | - It's not a dead end. We got a lot of work to do, |
1205 | 01:23:24,000 | 01:23:27,206 | I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now, | I got to get you complete control. I'm going to send a lot of emails right now, |
1206 | 01:23:27,206 | 01:23:31,034 | have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie. | have her start draft up the paperwork. This is really exciting stuff Dickie. |
1207 | 01:23:31,034 | 01:23:34,620 | - What's the matter with me? | - What's the matter with me? |
1208 | 01:23:34,620 | 01:23:36,206 | Why I am here? | Why I am here? |
1209 | 01:23:36,206 | 01:23:41,448 | - Why are you here? You're starting over. | - Why are you here? You're starting over. |
1210 | 01:23:41,448 | 01:23:46,034 | - I don't want to start over. | - I don't want to start over. |
1211 | 01:23:46,034 | 01:23:47,793 | Is Claire in Los Angeles? | Is Claire in Los Angeles? |
1212 | 01:23:47,793 | 01:23:50,344 | - Yeah but she's not going to talk to you. | - Yeah but she's not going to talk to you. |
1213 | 01:23:50,344 | 01:23:51,241 | I don't need her to talk to me. | I don't need her to talk to me. |
1214 | 01:23:51,241 | 01:23:53,103 | I just want her to sit down. | I just want her to sit down. |
1215 | 01:23:53,103 | 01:23:58,310 | Could you do that for me? | Could you do that for me? |
1216 | 01:23:58,310 | 01:24:04,448 | - I can try. | - I can try. |
1217 | 01:24:04,448 | 01:24:12,034 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1218 | 01:24:12,034 | 01:24:24,620 | Let's go this way. | Let's go this way. |
1219 | 01:25:22,793 | 01:25:50,931 | Okay, can I go now? | Okay, can I go now? |
1220 | 01:25:50,931 | 01:26:04,482 | Okay, let's do it. | Okay, let's do it. |
1221 | 01:26:11,724 | 01:26:29,448 | - What's today? - Fourteenth. | - What's today? - Fourteenth. |
1222 | 01:26:29,448 | 01:26:43,344 | - Happy anniversary. | - Happy anniversary. |
1223 | 01:26:43,344 | 01:26:52,137 | I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. | I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. |
1224 | 01:26:52,137 | 01:26:54,655 | I loved you with everything that I had | I loved you with everything that I had |
1225 | 01:26:54,655 | 01:27:23,655 | and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much. | and I'm just starting to understand that I didn't have very much. |
1226 | 01:27:56,724 | 01:27:59,000 | - Dick? - Lenny. | - Dick? - Lenny. |
1227 | 01:27:59,000 | 01:28:05,241 | - Hi - Hi. | - Hi - Hi. |
1228 | 01:28:05,241 | 01:28:10,413 | - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask. | - I'm sorry for disturbing you, I just had a really quick question that I wanted to ask. |
1229 | 01:28:10,413 | 01:28:16,241 | - Could I say something first? - Sure. | - Could I say something first? - Sure. |
1230 | 01:28:16,241 | 01:28:20,172 | - It's just that | - It's just that |
1231 | 01:28:20,172 | 01:28:23,379 | you know, last time you came by | you know, last time you came by |
1232 | 01:28:23,379 | 01:28:26,827 | I couldn't do that right then. Okay? | I couldn't do that right then. Okay? |
1233 | 01:28:26,827 | 01:28:31,827 | My mind couldn't do that. | My mind couldn't do that. |
1234 | 01:28:31,827 | 01:28:35,137 | I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture | I just couldn't process the idea of a romantic gesture |
1235 | 01:28:35,137 | 01:28:36,931 | from you | from you |
1236 | 01:28:36,931 | 01:28:38,586 | or anybody, or nobody | or anybody, or nobody |
1237 | 01:28:38,586 | 01:28:42,724 | You know what I mean? - I do. | You know what I mean? - I do. |
1238 | 01:28:42,724 | 01:28:48,931 | - The idea of being kissed | - The idea of being kissed |
1239 | 01:28:48,931 | 01:28:51,034 | It just felt so wrong | It just felt so wrong |
1240 | 01:28:51,034 | 01:28:56,137 | With all the unhappiness | With all the unhappiness |
1241 | 01:28:56,137 | 01:28:57,931 | death and the guilt. | death and the guilt. |
1242 | 01:28:57,931 | 01:28:59,931 | But I turned all that, I shut it off | But I turned all that, I shut it off |
1243 | 01:28:59,931 | 01:29:04,206 | all that stuff | all that stuff |
1244 | 01:29:04,206 | 01:29:06,275 | You started fiddling with all those knobs | You started fiddling with all those knobs |
1245 | 01:29:06,275 | 01:29:10,344 | and it really just kind of pissed me off. | and it really just kind of pissed me off. |
1246 | 01:29:10,344 | 01:29:13,724 | Does any of this make any sense? - Total sense. | Does any of this make any sense? - Total sense. |
1247 | 01:29:13,724 | 01:29:17,137 | Okay. | Okay. |
1248 | 01:29:17,137 | 01:29:25,241 | I've been giving it a lot of thought. | I've been giving it a lot of thought. |
1249 | 01:29:25,241 | 01:29:31,137 | I think that we could be good friends - Yeah. | I think that we could be good friends - Yeah. |
1250 | 01:29:31,137 | 01:29:36,827 | and if we're good friends then who knows what. - Who knows? | and if we're good friends then who knows what. - Who knows? |
1251 | 01:29:36,827 | 01:29:39,931 | I think you're a good man. | I think you're a good man. |
1252 | 01:29:39,931 | 01:29:42,620 | - Thank you. | - Thank you. |
1253 | 01:29:42,620 | 01:29:47,724 | - I like you. - I like you too. | - I like you. - I like you too. |
1254 | 01:29:54,931 | 01:29:59,827 | Was there something you wanted to say? | Was there something you wanted to say? |
1255 | 01:29:59,827 | 01:30:03,413 | - Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol | - Oh, I just joined up with the fire patrol |
1256 | 01:30:03,413 | 01:30:06,241 | and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard | and was just making sure that your brush was cut back to the legal standard |
1257 | 01:30:06,241 | 01:30:08,379 | and you're doing fine. - Thank you. | and you're doing fine. - Thank you. |
1258 | 01:30:08,379 | 01:30:12,931 | Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - Just tell me. | Carry on ma'am, your brush is... - Just tell me. |
1259 | 01:30:12,931 | 01:30:17,068 | - No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't. | - No, I don't think I can. Probably better if I don't. |
1260 | 01:30:17,068 | 01:30:19,586 | - Speak. | - Speak. |
1261 | 01:30:19,586 | 01:30:22,655 | - You ever consider selling the RV? | - You ever consider selling the RV? |
1262 | 01:30:22,655 | 01:30:28,586 | To me. | To me. |
1263 | 01:30:28,586 | 01:30:30,931 | - It's not for sale. - Okay, I was just checking. | - It's not for sale. - Okay, I was just checking. |
1264 | 01:30:30,931 | 01:30:34,103 | Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah. | Of course it's not for sale. Ok yeah. |
1265 | 01:30:34,103 | 01:30:39,068 | I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though. | I was just checking. I know it's weird. But thanks though. |
1266 | 01:30:39,068 | 01:30:42,827 | We're going to be in touch in soon right? | We're going to be in touch in soon right? |
1267 | 01:30:42,827 | 01:30:47,724 | We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions. | We'll go on one of our famous wine tasting expeditions. |
1268 | 01:30:47,724 | 01:30:49,620 | - Dick? | - Dick? |
1269 | 01:30:49,620 | 01:30:53,206 | - Yep? | - Yep? |
1270 | 01:30:53,206 | 01:30:56,724 | You could borrow it. | You could borrow it. |
1271 | 01:30:56,724 | 01:30:58,172 | - I could borrow it. | - I could borrow it. |
1272 | 01:30:58,172 | 01:31:02,000 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1273 | 01:31:27,827 | 01:31:29,103 | Alright. | Alright. |
1274 | 01:31:29,103 | 01:31:38,137 | - Ah dammit. | - Ah dammit. |
1274 | 01:31:29,103 | 01:31:38,137 | - Ah dammit. | - Ah dammit. |