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1 00:00:48,214 00:00:49,256 Cut his ass. Cut his ass.
2 00:00:50,925 00:00:52,676 Let's go! Let's go!
3 00:00:56,139 00:00:59,016 Heads up! That's it, that's it! Heads up! That's it, that's it!
4 00:01:03,980 00:01:05,105 That's it! That's it!
5 00:01:07,067 00:01:11,403 - Hey, coach, how you been? - Lynn Swann. - Hey, coach, how you been? - Lynn Swann.
6 00:01:11,488 00:01:14,740 Now why ain't I surprised to see you snoopin' around Now why ain't I surprised to see you snoopin' around
7 00:01:14,824 00:01:16,950 my football field first day of practice? my football field first day of practice?
8 00:01:17,035 00:01:19,078 You got a good-lookin' football team. You got a good-lookin' football team.
9 00:01:19,162 00:01:22,790 Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case downstairs. Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case downstairs.
10 00:01:22,874 00:01:25,459 Kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. Kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn.
11 00:01:25,543 00:01:30,506 "The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners." "The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners."
12 00:01:38,473 00:01:40,557 Hey, here comes the shithead. Hey, here comes the shithead.
13 00:02:03,081 00:02:04,540 It's clean. It's clean.
14 00:02:05,416 00:02:07,543 It's cold. It's cold.
15 00:02:07,627 00:02:10,337 Now that's what I call high-quality H20. Now that's what I call high-quality H20.
16 00:02:12,173 00:02:14,383 Right in the head! Right in the head!
17 00:02:15,844 00:02:17,386 It's over there! It's over there!
18 00:02:22,308 00:02:26,395 Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red? Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red?
19 00:02:27,730 00:02:32,276 I may have a couple squirreled away in there for... I may have a couple squirreled away in there for...
20 00:02:32,360 00:02:33,819 ...a rainy day. ...a rainy day.
21 00:02:50,920 00:02:53,088 See what we got here. See what we got here.
22 00:02:58,428 00:03:01,763 Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism. Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism.
23 00:03:03,808 00:03:06,185 Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. Smell like you could use a shower, stinky.
24 00:03:06,269 00:03:09,855 Listen, you could think what you want about my personal hygiene, Listen, you could think what you want about my personal hygiene,
25 00:03:09,939 00:03:11,899 but, please, don't waste any water. but, please, don't waste any water.
26 00:03:11,983 00:03:15,861 That's bad policy. If you need to amuse yourself at my expense, That's bad policy. If you need to amuse yourself at my expense,
27 00:03:15,945 00:03:18,697 just rough me up or something. just rough me up or something.
28 00:03:18,781 00:03:20,616 Fair enough. Fair enough.
29 00:03:23,536 00:03:25,037 Hey, waterboy! Hey, waterboy!
30 00:03:25,121 00:03:27,289 Seriously, I could injure myself. Seriously, I could injure myself.
31 00:03:27,373 00:03:30,709 Laski, get over here! Laski, get over here!
32 00:03:30,793 00:03:33,337 Yes, sir, coach. Yes, sir, coach.
33 00:03:33,421 00:03:35,505 What is that moron doin' here? What is that moron doin' here?
34 00:03:35,590 00:03:39,635 Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year? Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year?
35 00:03:39,719 00:03:43,347 I didn't think you were serious. Besides, he does a greatjob. I didn't think you were serious. Besides, he does a greatjob.
36 00:03:43,431 00:03:46,475 Disrupting my football team, you idiot! Disrupting my football team, you idiot!
37 00:03:46,559 00:03:50,062 Eighteen years of this is enough! Eighteen years of this is enough!
38 00:03:50,146 00:03:52,314 Hey, waterboy! Hey, waterboy!
39 00:03:53,274 00:03:56,318 - Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu. - You're fired! - Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu. - You're fired!
40 00:03:58,446 00:03:59,821 OK. OK.
41 00:04:06,371 00:04:08,830 Get out of the way, you moron! Get out of the way, you moron!
42 00:04:35,775 00:04:39,945 Bobby Boucher, come give your mama a kiss. Bobby Boucher, come give your mama a kiss.
43 00:04:40,029 00:04:41,655 Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve.
44 00:04:45,743 00:04:47,953 Why you home so early, my precious angel? Why you home so early, my precious angel?
45 00:04:48,037 00:04:51,623 Mama, somethin' bad happened today. Mama, somethin' bad happened today.
46 00:04:51,708 00:04:55,544 Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you. Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you.
47 00:04:55,628 00:04:57,921 Nobody, Mama. It's just that Nobody, Mama. It's just that
48 00:04:58,006 00:05:01,633 I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer. I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer.
49 00:05:01,718 00:05:05,470 Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age. Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age.
50 00:05:05,555 00:05:08,557 Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong.
51 00:05:08,641 00:05:12,227 Yes, but... I was... Yes, but... I was...
52 00:05:12,312 00:05:14,563 I was thinkin', Mama, maybe I could... I was thinkin', Mama, maybe I could...
53 00:05:14,647 00:05:18,650 I could try to get another waterboy job for a different team. I could try to get another waterboy job for a different team.
54 00:05:18,735 00:05:21,111 Don't raise your voice to me, Bobby Boucher. Don't raise your voice to me, Bobby Boucher.
55 00:05:21,195 00:05:24,197 I wasn't raising my voice, Mama. I wasn't raising my voice, Mama.
56 00:05:24,282 00:05:26,950 I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo. I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo.
57 00:05:28,286 00:05:30,037 Who told you you was a Virgo? Who told you you was a Virgo?
58 00:05:31,456 00:05:33,999 Vicki Vallencourt, that... that girl. Vicki Vallencourt, that... that girl.
59 00:05:34,083 00:05:38,170 A girl? Bobby Boucher! A girl? Bobby Boucher!
60 00:05:38,254 00:05:41,173 Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls? Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls?
61 00:05:41,257 00:05:43,383 I remember, Mama. I remember, Mama.
62 00:05:45,762 00:05:48,680 There was someone else at Lawson's Creek this morning. There was someone else at Lawson's Creek this morning.
63 00:05:48,765 00:05:51,475 - Really? - We looked for crawfish together. - Really? - We looked for crawfish together.
64 00:05:51,559 00:05:54,686 - Her name's Vicki. - I don't ever want you associatin' - Her name's Vicki. - I don't ever want you associatin'
65 00:05:54,771 00:05:56,813 - with little girls. - Why not, Mama? - with little girls. - Why not, Mama?
66 00:05:56,898 00:05:59,649 Because little girls are the devil! Because little girls are the devil!
67 00:05:59,734 00:06:02,361 Mama, it's just that I'm a waterboy. Mama, it's just that I'm a waterboy.
68 00:06:02,445 00:06:05,072 The team gets thirsty, and I bring them the water. The team gets thirsty, and I bring them the water.
69 00:06:05,156 00:06:07,949 They need water. I likes to be the one that brings it. They need water. I likes to be the one that brings it.
70 00:06:08,034 00:06:11,203 They like to give you a boot in the patoot for your trouble. They like to give you a boot in the patoot for your trouble.
71 00:06:11,287 00:06:16,500 Bobby, you don't have what they call "the social skills." Bobby, you don't have what they call "the social skills."
72 00:06:16,584 00:06:18,210 People don't understand you. People don't understand you.
73 00:06:18,294 00:06:21,713 That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama. That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama.
74 00:06:21,798 00:06:24,591 All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29th, All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29th,
75 00:06:24,675 00:06:26,426 Baton Rouge Exposition Center, Baton Rouge Exposition Center,
76 00:06:26,511 00:06:28,929 I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on Herculon. I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on Herculon.
77 00:06:29,013 00:06:34,351 I'm gonna drive him back into whatever galaxy he came from. That's a promise! I'm gonna drive him back into whatever galaxy he came from. That's a promise!
78 00:06:34,435 00:06:38,271 Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano. Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano.
79 00:06:38,356 00:06:43,360 Now let's take a call. It's our old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B. Now let's take a call. It's our old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B.
80 00:06:43,444 00:06:48,240 Hello, Jim. Is it possible to speak to Captain Insano? Hello, Jim. Is it possible to speak to Captain Insano?
81 00:06:48,324 00:06:50,409 - Shoot, Mr. B. - Captain Insano, - Shoot, Mr. B. - Captain Insano,
82 00:06:50,493 00:06:53,578 I notice sometimes when you are wrestling I notice sometimes when you are wrestling
83 00:06:53,663 00:06:56,498 or openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass, as you like to say, or openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass, as you like to say,
84 00:06:56,582 00:07:00,001 - you seem to be sweating profusely. - Yeah? - you seem to be sweating profusely. - Yeah?
85 00:07:00,086 00:07:04,089 I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need the services I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need the services
86 00:07:04,173 00:07:06,258 of an experienced waterboy. of an experienced waterboy.
87 00:07:08,177 00:07:11,680 That's pretty cute. How old are you, kid? Eleven, 12? That's pretty cute. How old are you, kid? Eleven, 12?
88 00:07:11,764 00:07:13,640 I am 31 years old. I am 31 years old.
89 00:07:23,901 00:07:26,611 I guarantee that guy's still a virgin. I guarantee that guy's still a virgin.
90 00:08:16,370 00:08:19,039 This is where they strip the ball from us. This is where they strip the ball from us.
91 00:08:19,123 00:08:21,708 And then we miss one tackle. And then we miss one tackle.
92 00:08:21,792 00:08:25,962 Two tackles. Joey drops the ball. Two tackles. Joey drops the ball.
93 00:08:26,047 00:08:29,341 He has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown He has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown
94 00:08:29,425 00:08:32,385 before our guys even know what's goin' on. before our guys even know what's goin' on.
95 00:08:40,436 00:08:42,437 - Hello? - My name is Bobby Boucher. - Hello? - My name is Bobby Boucher.
96 00:08:42,522 00:08:46,525 I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy
97 00:08:46,609 00:08:48,693 on your upcoming season. on your upcoming season.
98 00:08:48,778 00:08:51,279 Nice suit. Nice suit.
99 00:08:51,364 00:08:53,949 Thank you. It was my daddy's. Thank you. It was my daddy's.
100 00:08:54,033 00:08:56,159 - Hold that thought. - Yeah. - Hold that thought. - Yeah.
101 00:08:57,578 00:09:00,372 Come on. Come here. Come here. Come on. Come on. Come here. Come here. Come on.
102 00:09:00,456 00:09:04,709 Come on, everybody. All right, this is it. This is the play. Come on, everybody. All right, this is it. This is the play.
103 00:09:04,794 00:09:07,879 This is the play. This is the play. OK? This is the play. This is the play. OK?
104 00:09:07,964 00:09:11,466 The quarterback. Receivers lined up to the left, one to the right. The quarterback. Receivers lined up to the left, one to the right.
105 00:09:11,551 00:09:15,011 There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback.
106 00:09:15,096 00:09:17,264 He gives the ball... No, he doesn't. He gives the ball... No, he doesn't.
107 00:09:17,348 00:09:19,474 The receiver goes over to the left. The receiver goes over to the left.
108 00:09:19,559 00:09:22,727 Once the quarterback has the ball, Once the quarterback has the ball,
109 00:09:22,812 00:09:25,814 he fakes to the left. No. he fakes to the left. No.
110 00:09:25,898 00:09:28,525 He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake. He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake.
111 00:09:30,111 00:09:33,280 He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake. He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake.
112 00:09:34,657 00:09:37,742 I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am.
113 00:09:37,827 00:09:39,578 I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
114 00:09:39,662 00:09:43,582 This room is getting smaller. I have to sit down. This room is getting smaller. I have to sit down.
115 00:09:43,666 00:09:46,251 Hang on here. Take some water. Hang on here. Take some water.
116 00:09:54,010 00:09:55,302 All right, there. All right, there.
117 00:10:01,142 00:10:05,604 This is good. This is much better than what I serve. This is good. This is much better than what I serve.
118 00:10:07,189 00:10:09,983 That is the water that you serve to your players? That is the water that you serve to your players?
119 00:10:11,485 00:10:14,613 It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy. It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy.
120 00:10:14,697 00:10:19,451 I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the... I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the...
121 00:10:19,535 00:10:21,911 You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free. You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free.
122 00:10:21,996 00:10:25,582 Promise me that you will never distribute the contents of thatjug Promise me that you will never distribute the contents of thatjug
123 00:10:25,666 00:10:28,710 - to any human person. - That's a deal. - to any human person. - That's a deal.
124 00:10:28,794 00:10:30,378 It's a deal? It's a deal?
125 00:10:31,464 00:10:35,759 Thank you so much, Coach Klein. I will not let you down. Thank you so much, Coach Klein. I will not let you down.
126 00:10:35,843 00:10:37,302 - Good day. - Good day. - Good day. - Good day.
127 00:10:37,386 00:10:40,221 I'll see you at practice. I'll see you at practice.
128 00:11:03,412 00:11:06,247 Quit hoggin' that. Pass it over. Quit hoggin' that. Pass it over.
129 00:11:23,349 00:11:25,183 OK. OK.
130 00:11:25,267 00:11:28,269 Just have the defense run sprints. Just have the defense run sprints.
131 00:11:48,624 00:11:51,543 Yo! Water's better cold. Yo! Water's better cold.
132 00:11:51,627 00:11:56,381 Yes, I agree. But to guarantee that the H20 is purified, Yes, I agree. But to guarantee that the H20 is purified,
133 00:11:56,465 00:11:59,217 it's good to use the heating source, Sterno. it's good to use the heating source, Sterno.
134 00:11:59,301 00:12:03,138 It's like my mama always says, "Better safe than sorry." It's like my mama always says, "Better safe than sorry."
135 00:12:06,600 00:12:10,019 My mama says that too. Aren't all mamas the same? My mama says that too. Aren't all mamas the same?
136 00:12:10,104 00:12:11,563 - Yes. - Derek. - Yes. - Derek.
137 00:12:11,647 00:12:15,024 - I kick the field goals around here. - Will you listen up? - I kick the field goals around here. - Will you listen up?
138 00:12:15,109 00:12:18,236 I need your cooperation. I need it now. I need your cooperation. I need it now.
139 00:12:18,320 00:12:22,073 - Is he gonna be all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Is he gonna be all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
140 00:12:22,158 00:12:24,409 He has his good days and his bad days. He has his good days and his bad days.
141 00:12:24,493 00:12:26,911 Used to be assistant coach at some big school, Used to be assistant coach at some big school,
142 00:12:26,996 00:12:30,039 but he had a mental breakdown or something. Don't worry. but he had a mental breakdown or something. Don't worry.
143 00:12:30,124 00:12:33,126 He'll snap out of it. Let me know when it cools down, baby. He'll snap out of it. Let me know when it cools down, baby.
144 00:12:33,210 00:12:35,378 - Yes. - All right. - Yes. - All right.
145 00:12:39,675 00:12:43,052 Hey, did you all get a load of the new waterboy? Hey, did you all get a load of the new waterboy?
146 00:12:44,680 00:12:47,849 Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right. Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right.
147 00:12:47,933 00:12:51,770 Casey, go left. Way left. Casey, go left. Way left.
148 00:12:51,854 00:12:54,230 - On one. Ready? - Break! - On one. Ready? - Break!
149 00:12:59,403 00:13:01,196 Set! Set!
150 00:13:01,280 00:13:02,572 Red 22! Red 22!
151 00:13:02,656 00:13:05,241 Red, 22! Red, 22!
152 00:13:05,326 00:13:06,367 Hut! Hut!
153 00:13:18,964 00:13:22,592 I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play. I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play.
154 00:13:22,676 00:13:26,930 - Sorry. - Hey, waterboy, check this out. - Sorry. - Hey, waterboy, check this out.
155 00:13:46,867 00:13:50,036 Hey, waterboy! Check this out. Hey, waterboy! Check this out.
156 00:13:57,753 00:14:00,880 Well, my, my, my. Was my little aquatic engineer Well, my, my, my. Was my little aquatic engineer
157 00:14:00,965 00:14:03,174 about to bash one of my football players? about to bash one of my football players?
158 00:14:03,259 00:14:05,844 Well, he spit in the cooler. Well, he spit in the cooler.
159 00:14:05,928 00:14:09,347 He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine. He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine.
160 00:14:09,431 00:14:13,518 And I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy. And I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy.
161 00:14:14,436 00:14:17,730 Do you understand me? Do you understand me?
162 00:14:17,815 00:14:20,316 - Are you all right? - I wasn't gonna do nothin'. - Are you all right? - I wasn't gonna do nothin'.
163 00:14:20,401 00:14:23,361 You better do something. You gotta defend yourself. You better do something. You gotta defend yourself.
164 00:14:23,445 00:14:26,781 But they're finely-tuned athletic machines. But they're finely-tuned athletic machines.
165 00:14:26,866 00:14:29,492 I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage. I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage.
166 00:14:29,577 00:14:33,371 But you have to stand up for yourself or they'll ride you all season long. But you have to stand up for yourself or they'll ride you all season long.
167 00:14:33,455 00:14:36,457 Believe me, I've seen it myself. Believe me, I've seen it myself.
168 00:14:42,131 00:14:49,512 Hey, moron! Hey, moron!
169 00:14:51,265 00:14:54,809 Look at me. I'm the waterboy. Look at me. I'm the waterboy.
170 00:14:57,146 00:14:59,689 I got a wooden spoon. I got a wooden spoon.
171 00:15:01,942 00:15:04,694 Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. Smell like you could use a shower, stinky.
172 00:15:06,405 00:15:08,156 You're fired! You're fired!
173 00:15:13,495 00:15:15,246 Stop makin' fun of me. Stop makin' fun of me.
174 00:15:17,333 00:15:19,500 Red, ready! Hut! Red, ready! Hut!
175 00:15:23,422 00:15:25,465 - Wow! - Damn! - Wow! - Damn!
176 00:15:30,095 00:15:31,095 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
177 00:15:34,850 00:15:37,060 Who that? Who there? Who that? Who there?
178 00:15:40,439 00:15:43,566 So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass feels like. So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass feels like.
179 00:15:43,651 00:15:47,528 Son, you just opened a whole case ofwhoop-ass. Son, you just opened a whole case ofwhoop-ass.
180 00:15:47,613 00:15:51,282 I would be honored if you play football for this team. I would be honored if you play football for this team.
181 00:15:51,367 00:15:55,370 - Me? Play football? - Yes. - Me? Play football? - Yes.
182 00:15:55,454 00:15:59,123 Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football. Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football.
183 00:15:59,208 00:16:02,627 We're gonna go home. You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama. We're gonna go home. You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama.
184 00:16:02,711 00:16:05,546 Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said...
185 00:16:05,631 00:16:09,175 - My mama said... - She's gonna say yes. - My mama said... - She's gonna say yes.
186 00:16:21,981 00:16:24,482 That snake looks delicious. That snake looks delicious.
187 00:16:24,566 00:16:28,152 What part do you think I'm about to eat? What part do you think I'm about to eat?
188 00:16:28,237 00:16:31,572 Basically, a snake don't have parts. Basically, a snake don't have parts.
189 00:16:31,657 00:16:34,659 But, if I had to call it anything, But, if I had to call it anything,
190 00:16:34,743 00:16:37,745 I would say it's his knee. I would say it's his knee.
191 00:16:37,830 00:16:41,082 Great. His knee. Great. His knee.
192 00:16:42,501 00:16:44,752 And what are we having for dessert? And what are we having for dessert?
193 00:16:48,757 00:16:50,216 Squirrel. Squirrel.
194 00:16:53,137 00:16:54,762 Excellent. Excellent.
195 00:16:55,973 00:16:58,182 Let's talk about Bobby playing football. Let's talk about Bobby playing football.
196 00:16:58,267 00:17:01,352 I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein. I don't like it one bit. I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein. I don't like it one bit.
197 00:17:01,437 00:17:04,230 My boy is too delicate to be playin' foosball, My boy is too delicate to be playin' foosball,
198 00:17:04,314 00:17:06,357 or whatever, with them gargantuans. or whatever, with them gargantuans.
199 00:17:06,442 00:17:08,693 I don't think you understand... I don't think you understand...
200 00:17:08,777 00:17:11,571 No, you don't understand me, Mr. Coach Klein. No, you don't understand me, Mr. Coach Klein.
201 00:17:11,655 00:17:13,823 My boy is all I got left. My boy is all I got left.
202 00:17:15,367 00:17:17,452 Mama, here. Mama, here.
203 00:17:17,536 00:17:19,495 It's the brain pain, coach. It's the brain pain, coach.
204 00:17:19,580 00:17:22,999 You see, my husband Robert, You see, my husband Robert,
205 00:17:23,083 00:17:26,544 one day back in 1966, pick up sticks, one day back in 1966, pick up sticks,
206 00:17:26,628 00:17:30,381 and me four months pregnant with this precious angel, and me four months pregnant with this precious angel,
207 00:17:30,466 00:17:32,884 he decides he wants to help foreign peoples. he decides he wants to help foreign peoples.
208 00:17:32,968 00:17:37,180 He's gonna go join the Peace Corps. He promise me everything's gonna be OK. He's gonna go join the Peace Corps. He promise me everything's gonna be OK.
209 00:17:37,264 00:17:40,058 Just like you promisin' me now. Just like you promisin' me now.
210 00:17:40,142 00:17:43,144 But everything wasn't OK. No. But everything wasn't OK. No.
211 00:17:43,228 00:17:46,814 He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert. He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
212 00:17:46,899 00:17:49,984 And he died. He died! And he died. He died!
213 00:17:50,069 00:17:53,821 Couldn't get no water. He died of the dehydration. Couldn't get no water. He died of the dehydration.
214 00:17:53,906 00:17:57,408 - And we were left all alone. - I would've gotten my daddy water, - And we were left all alone. - I would've gotten my daddy water,
215 00:17:57,493 00:18:00,036 but I was just a baby inside Mama's stomach. but I was just a baby inside Mama's stomach.
216 00:18:00,120 00:18:03,164 Now you wanna take away the only part of Robert I have left. Now you wanna take away the only part of Robert I have left.
217 00:18:03,248 00:18:07,543 But don't you want the only part you've got left to get a college education? But don't you want the only part you've got left to get a college education?
218 00:18:08,837 00:18:12,090 - Nah. - Me, a college student? - Nah. - Me, a college student?
219 00:18:12,174 00:18:17,136 Yes. Bobby, think about it. A whole new world will open to you. Yes. Bobby, think about it. A whole new world will open to you.
220 00:18:17,221 00:18:20,890 Boy, Mama, that sounds nice. Me, a college man. Boy, Mama, that sounds nice. Me, a college man.
221 00:18:20,974 00:18:22,767 Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy, Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy,
222 00:18:22,851 00:18:25,728 but he ain't what you'd call college material. but he ain't what you'd call college material.
223 00:18:25,813 00:18:28,439 So don't fill his head with all those crazy dreams So don't fill his head with all those crazy dreams
224 00:18:28,524 00:18:31,442 of school and college and things of that sort. of school and college and things of that sort.
225 00:18:31,527 00:18:34,946 But Mama, I'm tired of everybody callin' me a dummy. But Mama, I'm tired of everybody callin' me a dummy.
226 00:18:35,030 00:18:37,448 I'm tired of not havin' any friends. I'm tired of not havin' any friends.
227 00:18:37,533 00:18:40,701 My ass is tired ofjawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed. My ass is tired ofjawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed.
228 00:18:40,786 00:18:44,872 Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your foosball. Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your foosball.
229 00:18:44,957 00:18:48,126 Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out, you come into my bedroom. Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out, you come into my bedroom.
230 00:18:48,210 00:18:50,044 Mama'll brush your hair. Mama'll brush your hair.
231 00:18:54,216 00:18:59,053 When I was your age, my mother told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. When I was your age, my mother told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison.
232 00:19:05,894 00:19:08,855 But what Mama don't know won't hurt her. But what Mama don't know won't hurt her.
233 00:19:13,152 00:19:15,736 I trust you'll make the right decision. I trust you'll make the right decision.
234 00:19:29,209 00:19:32,253 Damn, I don't want that ass on the team. Damn, I don't want that ass on the team.
235 00:19:32,337 00:19:34,255 Everybody's gonna laugh at us. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.
236 00:19:34,339 00:19:39,218 Everybody's already laughin' at us. We ain't won a game since 1994. Everybody's already laughin' at us. We ain't won a game since 1994.
237 00:19:41,430 00:19:43,806 - Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey. - Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey.
238 00:19:43,891 00:19:45,433 Where's your helmet? Where's your helmet?
239 00:19:45,517 00:19:48,019 Derek, they don't got no more helmets. Derek, they don't got no more helmets.
240 00:19:48,103 00:19:51,022 Here. You can share mine. Here. You can share mine.
241 00:19:51,106 00:19:53,608 Try it on, man. See if it fits. Try it on, man. See if it fits.
242 00:19:56,945 00:19:59,488 - All right. - Thanks, friend. - All right. - Thanks, friend.
243 00:20:00,616 00:20:02,658 What a dink. What a dink.
244 00:20:03,619 00:20:05,328 Come on! Huddle up! Come on! Huddle up!
245 00:20:07,080 00:20:10,750 We have an announcement to make. Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher, We have an announcement to make. Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher,
246 00:20:10,834 00:20:13,961 is gonna play some linebacker for us. is gonna play some linebacker for us.
247 00:20:14,046 00:20:17,298 "I'm a football player." "I'm a football player."
248 00:20:18,550 00:20:22,386 - Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet. - Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet.
249 00:20:22,471 00:20:25,806 All right. I wanna work with offense. I wanna work with defense. All right. I wanna work with offense. I wanna work with defense.
250 00:20:25,891 00:20:29,143 - Go with Farmer Fran, do some laps. - Shit. - Go with Farmer Fran, do some laps. - Shit.
251 00:20:33,273 00:20:37,068 Line up on the ball. Line up on the ball.
252 00:20:40,155 00:20:43,950 - All right? Third and ten. - Third and ten? - All right? Third and ten. - Third and ten?
253 00:20:46,662 00:20:49,747 Yeah, that's the offense's last opportunity Yeah, that's the offense's last opportunity
254 00:20:49,831 00:20:52,250 to gain ten yards before they have to punt. to gain ten yards before they have to punt.
255 00:20:52,334 00:20:55,753 - Gee, he's gonna run the option. - Option? - Gee, he's gonna run the option. - Option?
256 00:20:55,837 00:20:58,589 He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out. He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out.
257 00:20:58,674 00:21:01,592 Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
258 00:21:01,677 00:21:05,137 Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed for 18 years. Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed for 18 years.
259 00:21:05,222 00:21:07,431 Didn't you occasionally watch the game? Didn't you occasionally watch the game?
260 00:21:07,516 00:21:10,726 I had a lot to keep me busy. I had a lot to keep me busy.
261 00:21:10,811 00:21:14,105 Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups. Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups.
262 00:21:14,189 00:21:16,274 All right. Let's just keep it simple. All right. Let's just keep it simple.
263 00:21:16,358 00:21:21,946 Casey. I want you to tackle Casey like you did Gee yesterday. Casey. I want you to tackle Casey like you did Gee yesterday.
264 00:21:22,030 00:21:24,949 - Right now? - Right now! Go! - Right now? - Right now! Go!
265 00:21:25,033 00:21:28,286 - Does he know about this? - Doesn't matter. You're a warrior. - Does he know about this? - Doesn't matter. You're a warrior.
266 00:21:28,370 00:21:29,870 Go. Go.
267 00:21:36,378 00:21:38,129 What you doin'? What you doin'?
268 00:21:40,048 00:21:42,800 All right. Bobby, Bobby. All right. Bobby, Bobby.
269 00:21:42,884 00:21:45,469 Don't be afraid to use all of your strength. Don't be afraid to use all of your strength.
270 00:21:45,554 00:21:49,807 He's resilient. He's a resilient guy. OK? Come on. He's resilient. He's a resilient guy. OK? Come on.
271 00:21:49,891 00:21:52,643 Hey, Casey, I think he wanna make out with you. Hey, Casey, I think he wanna make out with you.
272 00:21:53,395 00:21:54,979 OK, that's enough. Thank you. OK, that's enough. Thank you.
273 00:21:55,063 00:21:59,275 Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport?
274 00:21:59,359 00:22:01,610 - Boxing? Hockey? - Wrestling. - Boxing? Hockey? - Wrestling.
275 00:22:01,695 00:22:05,906 Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler? Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler?
276 00:22:05,991 00:22:09,368 Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently,
277 00:22:09,453 00:22:11,454 I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano. I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano.
278 00:22:11,538 00:22:15,416 OK, I want you to do to Casey OK, I want you to do to Casey
279 00:22:15,500 00:22:20,546 what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go. what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go.
280 00:22:29,931 00:22:33,517 - He poked me in the eye. - Captain Insano shows no mercy. - He poked me in the eye. - Captain Insano shows no mercy.
281 00:22:35,270 00:22:38,606 Bobby, where was the intensity that I saw yesterday? Bobby, where was the intensity that I saw yesterday?
282 00:22:38,690 00:22:41,525 No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back, No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back,
283 00:22:41,610 00:22:44,195 and I just started thinkin' about all the people and I just started thinkin' about all the people
284 00:22:44,279 00:22:46,822 who'd been mean to me over the years. who'd been mean to me over the years.
285 00:22:46,907 00:22:49,325 That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.
286 00:22:49,409 00:22:51,952 I want you to think about all those mean people. I want you to think about all those mean people.
287 00:22:52,037 00:22:56,540 - They're gonna be your tackling fuel. - Tacklin' fuel. - They're gonna be your tackling fuel. - Tacklin' fuel.
288 00:22:56,625 00:23:00,544 - We're gonna use them to play football. - Tacklin' fuel. - We're gonna use them to play football. - Tacklin' fuel.
289 00:23:00,629 00:23:05,883 I want you to pretend that Casey is insulting you. I want you to pretend that Casey is insulting you.
290 00:23:05,967 00:23:09,595 - Pretend? - I want you to visualize - Pretend? - I want you to visualize
291 00:23:09,679 00:23:12,848 people that have been mean to you and then attack. people that have been mean to you and then attack.
292 00:23:12,933 00:23:16,102 I want you to visualize and then attack. Can you handle that? I want you to visualize and then attack. Can you handle that?
293 00:23:16,186 00:23:18,979 - I'll try. - He's gonna try. - I'll try. - He's gonna try.
294 00:23:29,157 00:23:31,951 What's the matter with you, boy? You too stupid What's the matter with you, boy? You too stupid
295 00:23:32,035 00:23:33,702 to do what your coach tells ya? to do what your coach tells ya?
296 00:23:36,331 00:23:38,999 - No! - No what? - No! - No what?
297 00:23:45,507 00:23:48,843 I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend. I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend.
298 00:23:48,927 00:23:51,178 Bobby. Bobby! Bobby. Bobby!
299 00:23:51,263 00:23:54,306 Can you do this for me every single game? Can you do this? Can you do this for me every single game? Can you do this?
300 00:23:54,391 00:23:58,936 Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... Coach, not only will I do it for you, I...
301 00:23:59,020 00:24:00,229 Yes, I'll do it for ya. Yes, I'll do it for ya.
302 00:24:05,444 00:24:09,280 So why you pick this class anyway? It's pretty hard. So why you pick this class anyway? It's pretty hard.
303 00:24:09,364 00:24:10,739 Beautiful view. Beautiful view.
304 00:24:13,702 00:24:18,038 - Correct. - All right, all right! - Correct. - All right, all right!
305 00:24:18,123 00:24:19,790 Y'all shut up now! Y'all shut up now!
306 00:24:19,875 00:24:24,211 Now, last week, we talked about Now, last week, we talked about
307 00:24:24,296 00:24:29,633 the physiology of the animal brain as it pertains to aggression. the physiology of the animal brain as it pertains to aggression.
308 00:24:29,718 00:24:33,304 Now is there anyone here that can tell me why Now is there anyone here that can tell me why
309 00:24:33,388 00:24:36,307 most alligators are abnormally aggressive? most alligators are abnormally aggressive?
310 00:24:36,391 00:24:39,727 - I know the answer to this question. - Raise your hand. - I know the answer to this question. - Raise your hand.
311 00:24:39,811 00:24:42,271 Anybody? Anyone? Anybody? Anyone?
312 00:24:42,355 00:24:44,899 Yes, sir. You, sir. Yes, sir. You, sir.
313 00:24:46,401 00:24:48,944 Mama says that alligators are ornery Mama says that alligators are ornery
314 00:24:49,029 00:24:51,655 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
315 00:24:55,535 00:24:58,787 Your mama said alligators are ornery Your mama said alligators are ornery
316 00:24:58,872 00:25:03,125 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
317 00:25:03,210 00:25:07,838 Wow! Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir. Wow! Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir.
318 00:25:07,923 00:25:11,675 Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata. Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata.
319 00:25:11,760 00:25:15,346 - It controls aggressive behavior. - That is correct! - It controls aggressive behavior. - That is correct!
320 00:25:15,430 00:25:17,848 - The medulla oblongata. - But Mama said... - The medulla oblongata. - But Mama said...
321 00:25:17,933 00:25:20,851 The medulla oblongata... The medulla oblongata...
322 00:25:22,395 00:25:26,232 ...is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. ...is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from.
323 00:25:26,316 00:25:29,443 Now is there anybody here Now is there anybody here
324 00:25:29,528 00:25:31,987 can tell me where happiness comes from? can tell me where happiness comes from?
325 00:25:32,948 00:25:35,199 - No, man. - Anyone? - No, man. - Anyone?
326 00:25:37,118 00:25:41,622 All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject. All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject.
327 00:25:41,706 00:25:45,292 Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine
328 00:25:45,377 00:25:47,419 that come down when you feelin' blue. that come down when you feelin' blue.
329 00:25:50,382 00:25:53,842 Well, folks, Mama's wrong again. Well, folks, Mama's wrong again.
330 00:25:55,095 00:25:58,806 No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right. No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right.
331 00:26:00,308 00:26:03,644 You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right! You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right!
332 00:26:03,728 00:26:06,939 Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata. Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata.
333 00:26:14,072 00:26:16,740 It's OK to fight back. Coach Klein said I could. It's OK to fight back. Coach Klein said I could.
334 00:26:16,825 00:26:19,368 Mr. Coach Klein said I could. It's fine, fellas. Mr. Coach Klein said I could. It's fine, fellas.
335 00:26:21,580 00:26:23,706 Well, Mud Dog fans, it's time to kick off Well, Mud Dog fans, it's time to kick off
336 00:26:23,790 00:26:28,085 another year of Mud Dog football. With the weight of a 40-game another year of Mud Dog football. With the weight of a 40-game
337 00:26:28,169 00:26:31,714 losing streak on their back, everyone seems to be diggin' in losing streak on their back, everyone seems to be diggin' in
338 00:26:31,798 00:26:33,841 for the long haul. for the long haul.
339 00:26:52,193 00:26:55,029 - What you doin', Bobby? - Oh, Lord, that's some - What you doin', Bobby? - Oh, Lord, that's some
340 00:26:55,113 00:26:59,158 heavy-duty armpit saturation. An early warning sign of the dehydration. heavy-duty armpit saturation. An early warning sign of the dehydration.
341 00:26:59,242 00:27:02,119 - You gots to have H20. - Stop worryin' about water - You gots to have H20. - Stop worryin' about water
342 00:27:02,203 00:27:05,122 and start worryin' about the game today. Here. and start worryin' about the game today. Here.
343 00:27:05,206 00:27:10,961 Nowjust do whatever you did to Colonel Sanders, and you'll be fine. Nowjust do whatever you did to Colonel Sanders, and you'll be fine.
344 00:27:11,046 00:27:15,299 I will, thank you. I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama. I will, thank you. I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama.
345 00:27:15,383 00:27:17,760 I wonder what she's doin' right now. I wonder what she's doin' right now.
346 00:27:24,225 00:27:26,810 And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return. And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return.
347 00:27:26,895 00:27:29,855 - The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - OK, you can do it. - The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - OK, you can do it.
348 00:27:29,939 00:27:32,232 Gain some yards. Put points on the board. Gain some yards. Put points on the board.
349 00:27:32,317 00:27:34,777 Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks
350 00:27:34,861 00:27:38,781 Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out. Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out.
351 00:27:38,865 00:27:41,492 Set, blue 22, hut! Set, blue 22, hut!
352 00:27:50,377 00:27:52,169 You owe me 50 bucks! You owe me 50 bucks!
353 00:27:52,253 00:27:55,798 You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole. You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole.
354 00:27:55,882 00:28:00,177 Go, go, go, go! Hold 'em, hold 'em! You can do it. Come on. Go, go, go, go! Hold 'em, hold 'em! You can do it. Come on.
355 00:28:00,261 00:28:03,180 Bobby, this is just like we practiced, OK? Bobby, this is just like we practiced, OK?
356 00:28:03,264 00:28:04,598 OK, go, go, go. Come on. OK, go, go, go. Come on.
357 00:28:07,727 00:28:10,187 Watch where you're going, needle dick. Watch where you're going, needle dick.
358 00:28:18,947 00:28:20,447 Set! Set!
359 00:28:21,783 00:28:25,911 Time for the retard to find out what college football's all about. Time for the retard to find out what college football's all about.
360 00:28:27,122 00:28:29,873 390! 390!
361 00:28:29,958 00:28:31,709 Check, check! Check, check!
362 00:28:31,793 00:28:35,921 - Red, 18! - Red, 18! - Red, 18! - Red, 18!
363 00:28:36,005 00:28:39,216 Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick!
364 00:28:43,304 00:28:47,307 - Yeah! - Your name is needle dick. - Yeah! - Your name is needle dick.
365 00:28:48,518 00:28:50,394 I knew that this was a good idea. I knew that this was a good idea.
366 00:29:03,491 00:29:04,700 Yes! Yes!
367 00:29:07,996 00:29:11,206 - Timeout from the game. - What's he calling timeout for? - Timeout from the game. - What's he calling timeout for?
368 00:29:11,291 00:29:16,920 - What are you doin'? - Here, this is for you. Enjoy. - What are you doin'? - Here, this is for you. Enjoy.
369 00:29:17,005 00:29:20,883 - Hey, waterboy, you're fired! - Stop it! - Hey, waterboy, you're fired! - Stop it!
370 00:29:28,016 00:29:29,975 Yes! Bobby! Yes! Bobby!
371 00:29:34,689 00:29:37,149 - Yeah, man! Yeah! - Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, man! Yeah! - Yeah, yeah!
372 00:29:37,233 00:29:41,236 - Slap hands! - Whatever. - Slap hands! - Whatever.
373 00:29:44,824 00:29:47,409 Waterboy's killin' 'em. Waterboy's killin' 'em.
374 00:29:47,494 00:29:50,954 He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana. He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana.
375 00:29:51,039 00:29:54,291 Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
376 00:29:54,375 00:29:56,168 I said Joe Mantegna. I said Joe Mantegna.
377 00:29:57,712 00:30:01,131 We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter. We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter.
378 00:30:01,216 00:30:03,675 Eagle cover two. Ready? Eagle cover two. Ready?
379 00:30:07,305 00:30:09,431 Best of luck to you on the upcoming play. Best of luck to you on the upcoming play.
380 00:30:09,516 00:30:13,393 I'll be playin' with your mama tonight. I'll be playin' with your mama tonight.
381 00:30:13,478 00:30:17,314 - Sixty-two. - Blue 22, hut! - Sixty-two. - Blue 22, hut!
382 00:30:17,398 00:30:20,859 Bernard drops back. Looks like a screen pass. Bernard drops back. Looks like a screen pass.
383 00:30:21,528 00:30:24,780 Sixty-two! Sixty-two! There you are! Sixty-two! Sixty-two! There you are!
384 00:30:26,157 00:30:27,157 Thank you. Thank you.
385 00:30:27,242 00:30:30,327 Number 62 is headed for the end zone. Number 62 is headed for the end zone.
386 00:30:30,411 00:30:33,789 He's at the 40, 30. He's almost... He's at the 40, 30. He's almost...
387 00:30:35,416 00:30:37,501 Touchdown! Reds lead. Touchdown! Reds lead.
388 00:30:39,254 00:30:42,005 Dropkicked him. Boucher knocked him out cold. Dropkicked him. Boucher knocked him out cold.
389 00:30:42,090 00:30:45,634 I love my mama very much. Now you know that. I love my mama very much. Now you know that.
390 00:30:49,389 00:30:53,684 The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot. The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot.
391 00:30:53,768 00:30:55,769 Waterboy, you stink! Waterboy, you stink!
392 00:30:58,314 00:31:01,650 Nice job, shithead. You just lost us the game. Nice job, shithead. You just lost us the game.
393 00:31:01,734 00:31:05,779 I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend? I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend?
394 00:31:05,864 00:31:09,741 - No! Get away from me. - OK. - No! Get away from me. - OK.
395 00:31:16,332 00:31:18,083 Excuse me? May I help you? Excuse me? May I help you?
396 00:31:20,253 00:31:23,213 - Hey, stud. - Vicki Vallencourt, this is... - Hey, stud. - Vicki Vallencourt, this is...
397 00:31:23,298 00:31:27,551 - This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail - This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail
398 00:31:27,635 00:31:31,638 - and I heard you were playin' football. - Yes, well, I've... - and I heard you were playin' football. - Yes, well, I've...
399 00:31:37,937 00:31:39,438 Yes. Yes.
400 00:31:44,485 00:31:49,114 So what say we go and get somethin' to eat, catch up on things. So what say we go and get somethin' to eat, catch up on things.
401 00:31:49,198 00:31:52,910 Mama's not a big fan of restaurants Mama's not a big fan of restaurants
402 00:31:52,994 00:31:54,870 or of me going to one. or of me going to one.
403 00:31:56,122 00:31:59,708 But if you'd like, sometimes, But if you'd like, sometimes,
404 00:31:59,792 00:32:03,045 Mama, she... she got... on a Sunday afternoon... Mama, she... she got... on a Sunday afternoon...
405 00:32:03,129 00:32:07,758 There's a grill with the charcoal biscuits. There's a grill with the charcoal biscuits.
406 00:32:07,842 00:32:10,260 - You want me to come to a barbecue? - That's it. - You want me to come to a barbecue? - That's it.
407 00:32:10,345 00:32:11,887 Sounds great. Sounds great.
408 00:32:14,849 00:32:18,560 And by the way, I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower. And by the way, I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower.
409 00:32:29,322 00:32:32,950 You know that old hag that does astrology on Good Morning America, You know that old hag that does astrology on Good Morning America,
410 00:32:33,034 00:32:36,703 she ought to pack it in. Listen what she said for Sagittarius: she ought to pack it in. Listen what she said for Sagittarius:
411 00:32:36,788 00:32:39,998 "You're gonna be faced with a difficult decision today." "You're gonna be faced with a difficult decision today."
412 00:32:40,083 00:32:43,752 But the thing is, we're all faced with difficult decisions every day. But the thing is, we're all faced with difficult decisions every day.
413 00:32:43,836 00:32:47,798 - Like sayin' you're gonna eat today. - Maybe by leaving her predictions - Like sayin' you're gonna eat today. - Maybe by leaving her predictions
414 00:32:47,882 00:32:49,257 vague and generalized, vague and generalized,
415 00:32:49,342 00:32:53,136 there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony. there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony.
416 00:32:53,221 00:32:55,806 - Whatever, college boy. - Don't say college boy. - Whatever, college boy. - Don't say college boy.
417 00:32:55,890 00:32:57,724 - Here comes Mama. - OK. - Here comes Mama. - OK.
418 00:33:02,772 00:33:04,398 That looks nice, Mama. That looks nice, Mama.
419 00:33:06,567 00:33:08,986 - Here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you. - Here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you.
420 00:33:09,070 00:33:12,155 Mama, Vicki's an astrologist. Mama, Vicki's an astrologist.
421 00:33:12,240 00:33:14,866 I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally. I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally.
422 00:33:14,951 00:33:18,078 Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil. Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.
423 00:33:20,790 00:33:23,500 You sure played great yesterday, Bobby. You sure played great yesterday, Bobby.
424 00:33:23,584 00:33:25,252 What did my boy play great? What did my boy play great?
425 00:33:27,755 00:33:32,009 Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy. He played... He played waterboy great. Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy. He played... He played waterboy great.
426 00:33:32,093 00:33:35,804 Everybody who was thirsty got a drink right away, Everybody who was thirsty got a drink right away,
427 00:33:35,888 00:33:38,181 yesterday at the... at the football game. yesterday at the... at the football game.
428 00:33:38,266 00:33:41,977 Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other.
429 00:33:42,061 00:33:44,521 Remember when that man wanted you to play? Remember when that man wanted you to play?
430 00:33:44,605 00:33:48,734 Yeah, I... He... Roy Orbison... Yeah, I... He... Roy Orbison...
431 00:33:48,818 00:33:51,361 Coach Klein. I remember. Coach Klein. I remember.
432 00:33:51,446 00:33:55,073 So, Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo So, Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo
433 00:33:55,158 00:33:58,410 - and punched you in the eye? - No, Mama, he... - and punched you in the eye? - No, Mama, he...
434 00:33:58,494 00:34:00,454 The search continues. The search continues.
435 00:34:03,791 00:34:08,295 What would you think if Bobby did play football, Mrs. Boucher? What would you think if Bobby did play football, Mrs. Boucher?
436 00:34:08,379 00:34:11,256 Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all. Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all.
437 00:34:11,340 00:34:14,051 And to tell you the truth, I don't think much of you And to tell you the truth, I don't think much of you
438 00:34:14,135 00:34:17,179 and all your snotty questions, Miss Vallencourt. and all your snotty questions, Miss Vallencourt.
439 00:34:17,263 00:34:20,474 I'm disturbed to see that you're so interested in my boy. I'm disturbed to see that you're so interested in my boy.
440 00:34:20,558 00:34:24,728 I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher. I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher.
441 00:34:24,812 00:34:28,899 Really? Well, did he tell you about how much his feet smell? Really? Well, did he tell you about how much his feet smell?
442 00:34:28,983 00:34:31,693 - Mama. - He has to wear two pair of socks. - Mama. - He has to wear two pair of socks.
443 00:34:31,778 00:34:34,905 Well, men are supposed to have stinky feet. Well, men are supposed to have stinky feet.
444 00:34:34,989 00:34:38,408 Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character
445 00:34:38,493 00:34:41,578 - by the name of Deputy Dawg? - Mama, please. - by the name of Deputy Dawg? - Mama, please.
446 00:34:41,662 00:34:45,248 Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg
447 00:34:45,333 00:34:49,544 to be very, very sexy. to be very, very sexy.
448 00:34:49,629 00:34:52,339 Did he tell you about his little bedtime problem? Did he tell you about his little bedtime problem?
449 00:34:52,423 00:34:56,426 - Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there. - Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there.
450 00:34:58,179 00:35:01,098 If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself. If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself.
451 00:35:01,182 00:35:03,683 - Now you see what you done? - What I did? - Now you see what you done? - What I did?
452 00:35:03,768 00:35:07,395 You listen here, cupcake. The only woman in my boy's life is me. You listen here, cupcake. The only woman in my boy's life is me.
453 00:35:07,480 00:35:11,608 Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you. Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you.
454 00:35:11,692 00:35:15,612 Oh, yeah? Well, your Bobby is a grown man. And guess what? Oh, yeah? Well, your Bobby is a grown man. And guess what?
455 00:35:15,696 00:35:19,282 - He can hang out with whoever he wants! - He can. Whoever he wants. - He can hang out with whoever he wants! - He can. Whoever he wants.
456 00:35:19,367 00:35:23,829 'Cept you! Bobby, that woman is the devil. 'Cept you! Bobby, that woman is the devil.
457 00:35:23,913 00:35:26,289 - I want you to stay away from her. - Yes, Mama. - I want you to stay away from her. - Yes, Mama.
458 00:35:26,374 00:35:30,544 You come on inside before that little ol' witch casts a spell on us! You come on inside before that little ol' witch casts a spell on us!
459 00:35:33,881 00:35:36,133 I'm sorry, Vicki Vallencourt. I'm sorry, Vicki Vallencourt.
460 00:35:42,056 00:35:43,807 Whatever. Whatever.
461 00:35:52,483 00:35:55,861 When we report on the SCLSU Mud Dogs here on SportsCenter, When we report on the SCLSU Mud Dogs here on SportsCenter,
462 00:35:55,945 00:35:58,613 it's to add a number to their losing streak, it's to add a number to their losing streak,
463 00:35:58,698 00:36:03,618 which now stands at 41 . But now, Bobby Boucher has given us another reason. which now stands at 41 . But now, Bobby Boucher has given us another reason.
464 00:36:03,703 00:36:06,246 In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday, In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday,
465 00:36:06,330 00:36:09,291 the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new NCAA record the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new NCAA record
466 00:36:09,375 00:36:14,004 by sacking the quarterback 16 times, shattering the old record of seven. by sacking the quarterback 16 times, shattering the old record of seven.
467 00:36:14,088 00:36:17,549 And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher is also the team's waterboy, And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher is also the team's waterboy,
468 00:36:17,633 00:36:19,676 which, of course, begs the question: which, of course, begs the question:
469 00:36:19,760 00:36:24,097 What exactly are they putting in the water in Jackson's Bayou, Louisiana? What exactly are they putting in the water in Jackson's Bayou, Louisiana?
470 00:36:35,443 00:36:38,695 We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go. We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go.
471 00:36:38,779 00:36:41,489 We are one family with one dream. We are one family with one dream.
472 00:36:41,574 00:36:45,577 There are 40 of you on this team, not one. Bobby can't do this by himself. There are 40 of you on this team, not one. Bobby can't do this by himself.
473 00:36:45,661 00:36:49,956 Get out and make something happen! Sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go! Get out and make something happen! Sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go!
474 00:36:50,041 00:36:54,502 Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna have to do this by yourself Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna have to do this by yourself
475 00:36:54,587 00:36:56,755 because nobody on this team is any good. because nobody on this team is any good.
476 00:36:56,839 00:37:01,134 Look, I can't stand losing anymore. We've got to win one game. Look, I can't stand losing anymore. We've got to win one game.
477 00:37:01,219 00:37:04,512 Go out there and make something happen. Visualize and attack. Go out there and make something happen. Visualize and attack.
478 00:37:04,597 00:37:07,891 - Visualize and attack. Please! Please! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. - Visualize and attack. Please! Please! - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
479 00:37:08,893 00:37:12,229 Central Kentucky's down to their third string quarterback. Central Kentucky's down to their third string quarterback.
480 00:37:12,313 00:37:16,691 Good ne ws, folks. Quarterback Tommy Gardner does not have a broken neck. Good ne ws, folks. Quarterback Tommy Gardner does not have a broken neck.
481 00:37:16,776 00:37:20,403 Blue 52! Blue 52! Hut! Blue 52! Blue 52! Hut!
482 00:37:20,488 00:37:23,531 I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil! I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil!
483 00:37:23,616 00:37:27,494 She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world.
484 00:37:27,578 00:37:31,248 - I never said she was the devil. - Most beautiful woman in the world! - I never said she was the devil. - Most beautiful woman in the world!
485 00:37:31,332 00:37:32,916 Please, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me!
486 00:37:35,419 00:37:37,545 Follow the... Come on! Follow the... Come on!
487 00:37:38,506 00:37:40,507 You crazy man! OK, OK, OK! You crazy man! OK, OK, OK!
488 00:37:41,842 00:37:44,177 It's a safety! They win, they win, they win! It's a safety! They win, they win, they win!
489 00:37:44,262 00:37:47,430 With the help of Boucher, the losing streak is over! With the help of Boucher, the losing streak is over!
490 00:37:47,515 00:37:50,558 I'm so sorry, Mama. Please forgive me. I'm so sorry, Mama. Please forgive me.
491 00:37:50,643 00:37:54,020 I love you so much, Mama. I love you. I love you so much, Mama. I love you.
492 00:37:55,398 00:37:58,316 - I love you too. - We won! We won, baby! - I love you too. - We won! We won, baby!
493 00:37:58,401 00:38:00,443 It's gonna be a big party and you going! It's gonna be a big party and you going!
494 00:38:00,528 00:38:05,782 - Me? Party? - Yeah, baby! - Me? Party? - Yeah, baby!
495 00:38:06,367 00:38:08,952 Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!
496 00:38:19,380 00:38:21,965 Hey. Nice suit. Hey. Nice suit.
497 00:38:22,049 00:38:24,634 Thank you. It was my daddy's. Thank you. It was my daddy's.
498 00:38:24,719 00:38:28,513 Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox: Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox:
499 00:38:28,597 00:38:32,100 - Louisiana frog cakes. - Thanks. - Louisiana frog cakes. - Thanks.
500 00:38:32,184 00:38:35,895 - Come on in. - Hey, Bobby Boucher! - Come on in. - Hey, Bobby Boucher!
501 00:38:35,980 00:38:38,648 Look who's here, Sergeant Stutter. Look who's here, Sergeant Stutter.
502 00:38:38,733 00:38:39,983 Want a beer? Want a beer?
503 00:38:40,067 00:38:42,485 I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch. I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch.
504 00:38:42,570 00:38:45,989 - You just make a joke, Bobby? - Yes, I did. - You just make a joke, Bobby? - Yes, I did.
505 00:38:46,073 00:38:48,074 Good one. Good one.
506 00:38:49,201 00:38:53,788 Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off. Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off.
507 00:38:53,873 00:38:56,499 And that will lead to a lot more victories. And that will lead to a lot more victories.
508 00:38:56,584 00:38:59,461 Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game. Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game.
509 00:38:59,545 00:39:00,795 That too. That too.
510 00:39:02,715 00:39:04,841 Professor! Professor!
511 00:39:04,925 00:39:07,761 Havin' that test on amphibians and reptiles Friday? Havin' that test on amphibians and reptiles Friday?
512 00:39:07,845 00:39:10,138 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
513 00:39:10,222 00:39:12,766 That is, if it's all right with you. That is, if it's all right with you.
514 00:39:12,850 00:39:17,270 - Of course it is. - My best regards to your dear mama. - Of course it is. - My best regards to your dear mama.
515 00:39:18,856 00:39:20,607 Let's talk to the waterboy. Let's talk to the waterboy.
516 00:39:20,691 00:39:22,859 You played amazing at the game today. You played amazing at the game today.
517 00:39:22,943 00:39:26,946 And you are so cute. Is there a girl you're seein'? And you are so cute. Is there a girl you're seein'?
518 00:39:27,031 00:39:29,532 Seein'? Seein'?
519 00:39:29,617 00:39:32,035 I see a lot of girls. I see a lot of girls.
520 00:39:32,119 00:39:34,371 I see a lot of guys too. I see a lot of guys too.
521 00:39:34,455 00:39:36,956 I think that's sexy. I think that's sexy.
522 00:39:37,041 00:39:39,542 Ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? Ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time?
523 00:39:39,627 00:39:42,379 Oh, yeah, plenty of times. The other night, Oh, yeah, plenty of times. The other night,
524 00:39:42,463 00:39:45,173 I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time. I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time.
525 00:39:47,009 00:39:50,845 You are a bad boy. I wish you were my boyfriend. You are a bad boy. I wish you were my boyfriend.
526 00:39:50,930 00:39:55,642 Oh, thank you, but, see, there's this girl, Vicki Vallencourt. Oh, thank you, but, see, there's this girl, Vicki Vallencourt.
527 00:39:55,726 00:39:58,686 She may be the devil. Mama said that. Consequently, She may be the devil. Mama said that. Consequently,
528 00:39:58,771 00:40:01,106 I am prohibited from contact with her. I am prohibited from contact with her.
529 00:40:01,190 00:40:05,276 But I hope to get past that one day 'cause she's nice to talk to. But I hope to get past that one day 'cause she's nice to talk to.
530 00:40:59,206 00:41:01,541 Yo, we have a very special guest here today. Yo, we have a very special guest here today.
531 00:41:01,625 00:41:06,421 Let's have a warm L.T. welcome for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby. Let's have a warm L.T. welcome for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby.
532 00:41:06,505 00:41:10,091 - Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor. - Tell me, what is your secret? - Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor. - Tell me, what is your secret?
533 00:41:10,176 00:41:12,635 How do you find yourself in the right position? How do you find yourself in the right position?
534 00:41:12,720 00:41:14,762 That's a good question. That's a good question.
535 00:41:14,847 00:41:18,933 What happens is the center has the ball first. What happens is the center has the ball first.
536 00:41:19,018 00:41:21,019 And the quarterback will say, "Hike." And the quarterback will say, "Hike."
537 00:41:21,103 00:41:24,814 That's when the center puts the ball in the hands of the quarterback. That's when the center puts the ball in the hands of the quarterback.
538 00:41:24,899 00:41:27,984 So, what I do is I start tacklin' the quarterback, So, what I do is I start tacklin' the quarterback,
539 00:41:28,068 00:41:30,987 unless he give the ball to somebody else, in which case, unless he give the ball to somebody else, in which case,
540 00:41:31,071 00:41:32,739 I try to tackle that person. I try to tackle that person.
541 00:41:37,203 00:41:41,581 Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack. Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack.
542 00:41:51,258 00:41:53,134 Vicki Vallencourt. Vicki Vallencourt.
543 00:41:54,595 00:41:55,678 What you doin' here? What you doin' here?
544 00:41:55,763 00:41:57,680 Oh, nothin'. Oh, nothin'.
545 00:41:57,765 00:42:02,101 I was just thinkin' about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there. I was just thinkin' about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there.
546 00:42:02,186 00:42:04,187 But I suppose I ought to be movin' on But I suppose I ought to be movin' on
547 00:42:04,271 00:42:06,523 before I get you in trouble with your mama. before I get you in trouble with your mama.
548 00:42:06,607 00:42:11,486 Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her. Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her.
549 00:42:11,570 00:42:16,366 So maybe we could ride home together. So maybe we could ride home together.
550 00:42:16,450 00:42:20,203 - Really? - If you'd like to. - Really? - If you'd like to.
551 00:42:21,789 00:42:22,997 OK. OK.
552 00:43:02,538 00:43:04,747 Come sit down, if you'd like. Come sit down, if you'd like.
553 00:43:07,835 00:43:09,836 Vicki Vallencourt, I figured, Vicki Vallencourt, I figured,
554 00:43:09,920 00:43:14,090 'cause you're interested in astrology and mystical stuff like that, 'cause you're interested in astrology and mystical stuff like that,
555 00:43:14,174 00:43:16,342 you might appreciate this. you might appreciate this.
556 00:43:18,137 00:43:21,431 That's water from a glacier in Alaska. That's water from a glacier in Alaska.
557 00:43:21,515 00:43:26,102 It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man. It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man.
558 00:43:26,186 00:43:29,439 - It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold. - It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold.
559 00:43:29,523 00:43:31,941 That's why it's so special. That's why it's so special.
560 00:43:47,666 00:43:50,960 That was... That... That happened... That was... That... That happened...
561 00:43:51,045 00:43:55,089 That happened to be my first time with lips That happened to be my first time with lips
562 00:43:55,174 00:43:59,052 and... and... and... the tongue. and... and... and... the tongue.
563 00:43:59,136 00:44:03,306 That was your tongue. I... I believe it was. That was your tongue. I... I believe it was.
564 00:44:03,390 00:44:05,141 I never did that before. I never did that before.
565 00:44:05,225 00:44:07,393 If that was your first kiss, If that was your first kiss,
566 00:44:07,478 00:44:10,730 then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these. then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these.
567 00:44:13,901 00:44:17,654 Yes, yes, that is another first for me, Yes, yes, that is another first for me,
568 00:44:17,738 00:44:21,741 and I appreciate what... what you're showin' me right now. and I appreciate what... what you're showin' me right now.
569 00:44:25,245 00:44:27,747 Vicki Vallencourt, I think Mama's up. Vicki Vallencourt, I think Mama's up.
570 00:44:30,376 00:44:33,419 Devil, devil, devil. Devil, devil, devil.
571 00:44:34,963 00:44:36,255 You better get goin'. You better get goin'.
572 00:44:38,550 00:44:42,679 My God, Bobby. I mean, sometimes, I just don't know why I bother with you. My God, Bobby. I mean, sometimes, I just don't know why I bother with you.
573 00:44:42,763 00:44:44,389 You ain't even a man. You ain't even a man.
574 00:44:48,519 00:44:52,021 It looks like the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs, It looks like the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs,
575 00:44:52,106 00:44:56,484 led by linebacker Bobby Boucher, are gonna fall one victory short led by linebacker Bobby Boucher, are gonna fall one victory short
576 00:44:56,568 00:44:59,529 of that Bourbon Bowl bid. Iowa could win the game of that Bourbon Bowl bid. Iowa could win the game
577 00:44:59,613 00:45:03,116 - by nailing this 20-yard field goal. - But the Mud Dogs have played - by nailing this 20-yard field goal. - But the Mud Dogs have played
578 00:45:03,200 00:45:08,871 a sensational football game. Look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' drive. a sensational football game. Look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' drive.
579 00:45:08,956 00:45:12,500 Here we see Boucher instantly penetrating the pocket. Here we see Boucher instantly penetrating the pocket.
580 00:45:15,045 00:45:18,131 There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes.
581 00:45:18,215 00:45:19,966 Friends, it's all over. Friends, it's all over.
582 00:45:20,050 00:45:23,553 - My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image. - My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image.
583 00:45:23,637 00:45:26,055 Difficult to watch, Chris. Difficult to watch, Chris.
584 00:45:26,140 00:45:29,100 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
585 00:45:29,184 00:45:32,478 Gonna kick some names and take some ass! Gonna kick some names and take some ass!
586 00:45:34,064 00:45:35,440 Bobby! Bobby!
587 00:45:36,358 00:45:39,318 Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Water sucks. Gatorade is better.
588 00:45:39,403 00:45:42,238 - What? - Use it on the field. - What? - Use it on the field.
589 00:45:42,322 00:45:45,491 Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy! Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy!
590 00:45:52,750 00:45:58,129 Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot. Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
591 00:45:58,213 00:46:00,548 You're drinkin' the wrong water. You're drinkin' the wrong water.
592 00:46:00,632 00:46:04,594 - Gatorade. - H20. - Gatorade. - H20.
593 00:46:04,678 00:46:09,098 - Gatorade! - H20! - Gatorade! - H20!
594 00:46:09,183 00:46:11,976 Water sucks It really, really sucks Water sucks It really, really sucks
595 00:46:12,060 00:46:13,603 Water sucks Water sucks
596 00:46:13,687 00:46:17,023 Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people. Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people.
597 00:46:37,294 00:46:41,589 And my friend, Chris, the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl. And my friend, Chris, the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl.
598 00:46:44,134 00:46:47,220 With yesterday's come-from-behind victory, the Mud Dogs With yesterday's come-from-behind victory, the Mud Dogs
599 00:46:47,304 00:46:50,556 earned a Ne w Year's Day date with Red Beaulieu and the Cougars earned a Ne w Year's Day date with Red Beaulieu and the Cougars
600 00:46:50,641 00:46:53,601 in the first Bourbon Bowl. But not only has the waterboy in the first Bourbon Bowl. But not only has the waterboy
601 00:46:53,685 00:46:56,979 changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes, he's got other teams looking changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes, he's got other teams looking
602 00:46:57,064 00:47:01,484 around the sidelines for talent. In fact, Michigan, devastated by injury, around the sidelines for talent. In fact, Michigan, devastated by injury,
603 00:47:01,568 00:47:04,862 experimented with their towel boy at wide receiver. experimented with their towel boy at wide receiver.
604 00:47:06,073 00:47:09,242 But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems. But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems.
605 00:47:31,348 00:47:34,016 You know, when I see so many of you here tonight, You know, when I see so many of you here tonight,
606 00:47:34,101 00:47:39,355 it reminds me just about how special this season really was. it reminds me just about how special this season really was.
607 00:47:39,439 00:47:43,860 Notjust for the team. Notjust for the students. Notjust for the team. Notjust for the students.
608 00:47:43,944 00:47:47,071 But for each and every one of you But for each and every one of you
609 00:47:47,155 00:47:50,575 in our small corner of Louisiana! in our small corner of Louisiana!
610 00:47:53,412 00:47:54,871 You can do it! You can do it!
611 00:47:54,955 00:47:59,125 Oh, yes, we can, and, yes, we will. Oh, yes, we can, and, yes, we will.
612 00:47:59,209 00:48:02,211 Because we've got a young man Because we've got a young man
613 00:48:02,296 00:48:05,631 who has been so vital to our success. who has been so vital to our success.
614 00:48:05,716 00:48:08,676 A wonderful student-athlete. A wonderful student-athlete.
615 00:48:10,554 00:48:13,347 And a wonderful friend. And a wonderful friend.
616 00:48:13,432 00:48:16,392 Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher! Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher!
617 00:48:21,982 00:48:26,527 - Waterboy, number one! - You can do it! - Waterboy, number one! - You can do it!
618 00:48:33,327 00:48:37,246 Thank you so much for bein' my friends. Thank you so much for bein' my friends.
619 00:48:39,625 00:48:41,334 You can do it! You can do it!
620 00:48:42,878 00:48:44,921 I'd also like to take this opportunity I'd also like to take this opportunity
621 00:48:45,005 00:48:48,215 to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football. to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football.
622 00:48:48,300 00:48:51,427 So if you could not tell my mama I play football, So if you could not tell my mama I play football,
623 00:48:51,511 00:48:52,929 that would be for the best. that would be for the best.
624 00:49:11,490 00:49:16,285 We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl. We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl.
625 00:49:16,370 00:49:19,538 Looks like we ended up in Retardville, USA. Looks like we ended up in Retardville, USA.
626 00:49:22,834 00:49:26,879 Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us? Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us?
627 00:49:28,548 00:49:32,551 - Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg. - I asked you a question, dumbass. - Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg. - I asked you a question, dumbass.
628 00:49:33,720 00:49:38,140 You even exhale, and I will saw your head off. You even exhale, and I will saw your head off.
629 00:49:38,225 00:49:41,268 You can do it! Cut his fucking head off! You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!
630 00:49:43,188 00:49:46,816 Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey? Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey?
631 00:49:46,900 00:49:50,403 I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical. I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical.
632 00:49:50,487 00:49:52,405 Right, Klein? Right, Klein?
633 00:49:52,489 00:49:55,908 Your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads. Your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads.
634 00:49:55,993 00:49:59,996 Not how ambassadors for the University of Louisiana are supposed to act. Not how ambassadors for the University of Louisiana are supposed to act.
635 00:50:00,080 00:50:02,540 So now you just get back on the bus. So now you just get back on the bus.
636 00:50:05,877 00:50:10,006 However, assault with a deadly weapon, However, assault with a deadly weapon,
637 00:50:10,090 00:50:12,299 very, very serious offense. very, very serious offense.
638 00:50:12,384 00:50:16,762 Officer, get her little country ass outta here. Officer, get her little country ass outta here.
639 00:50:18,598 00:50:21,183 - Thank you, Vicki. - Let's go. - Thank you, Vicki. - Let's go.
640 00:50:25,063 00:50:27,898 It's the waterboy. It's the waterboy.
641 00:50:27,983 00:50:29,358 I got something for you. I got something for you.
642 00:50:29,443 00:50:34,196 This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School
643 00:50:34,281 00:50:36,532 in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
644 00:50:36,616 00:50:39,201 Now the problem with that Now the problem with that
645 00:50:39,286 00:50:44,206 is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana.
646 00:50:44,291 00:50:47,293 So obviously, this is a fake! So obviously, this is a fake!
647 00:50:48,587 00:50:52,882 However, this is not a fake. However, this is not a fake.
648 00:50:52,966 00:50:55,342 This is from the NCAA. This is from the NCAA.
649 00:50:55,427 00:50:58,054 They don't think you ought to play football. They don't think you ought to play football.
650 00:50:59,639 00:51:02,224 So allow me to say this to you one more time: So allow me to say this to you one more time:
651 00:51:02,309 00:51:04,226 You're fired. You're fired.
652 00:51:04,311 00:51:07,354 Oh, no! We suck again! Oh, no! We suck again!
653 00:51:07,439 00:51:09,231 Ever see a championship ring? Ever see a championship ring?
654 00:51:10,817 00:51:13,360 Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski. Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski.
655 00:51:13,445 00:51:16,405 - You didn't go to high school? - I was home-schooled. - You didn't go to high school? - I was home-schooled.
656 00:51:16,490 00:51:19,325 - I didn't know I needed... - Forged a fake transcript. - I didn't know I needed... - Forged a fake transcript.
657 00:51:19,409 00:51:23,329 - No, I didn't. - The waterboy's a cheater! - No, I didn't. - The waterboy's a cheater!
658 00:51:23,413 00:51:25,206 Cut his head off! Cut his head off!
659 00:51:25,290 00:51:29,085 Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'! Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'!
660 00:51:29,169 00:51:32,379 We played as a team, we won as a team. We played as a team, we won as a team.
661 00:51:32,464 00:51:34,590 Just because the waterboy's a cheater Just because the waterboy's a cheater
662 00:51:34,674 00:51:37,510 don't change the fact that the real Mud Dogs don't change the fact that the real Mud Dogs
663 00:51:37,594 00:51:40,096 are gonna kick some Cougar ass. are gonna kick some Cougar ass.
664 00:51:40,180 00:51:42,431 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
665 00:51:42,516 00:51:47,061 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
666 00:51:55,320 00:51:57,279 Let's do it! Let's do it!
667 00:52:04,037 00:52:05,579 Sorry, Bobby. Sorry, Bobby.
668 00:52:14,005 00:52:17,007 Believe me, I understand. Believe me, I understand.
669 00:52:17,092 00:52:19,677 Yeah, and you're deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd. Yeah, and you're deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd.
670 00:52:19,761 00:52:22,721 Thank you so much. Bye-bye. Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
671 00:52:24,307 00:52:27,810 Good news. The NCAA is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl. Good news. The NCAA is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl.
672 00:52:27,894 00:52:29,645 - Yes. - You have to pass - Yes. - You have to pass
673 00:52:29,729 00:52:34,692 - the high school equivalency test. - It's not the test, coach. - the high school equivalency test. - It's not the test, coach.
674 00:52:34,776 00:52:37,945 Everybody... hates me. Everybody... hates me.
675 00:52:39,823 00:52:41,657 That's not true. That's not true.
676 00:52:41,741 00:52:44,910 One man said he wanted to decapitate me. One man said he wanted to decapitate me.
677 00:52:44,995 00:52:48,831 Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea. Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea.
678 00:52:51,835 00:52:54,003 Somebody made me look like a cheater. Somebody made me look like a cheater.
679 00:52:54,087 00:52:57,673 I did it. I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it! I did it. I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it!
680 00:52:57,757 00:53:01,635 - It was me. - Why? - It was me. - Why?
681 00:53:05,390 00:53:10,269 Because I wanted you to play. Because you were my way out, Bobby. Because I wanted you to play. Because you were my way out, Bobby.
682 00:53:10,353 00:53:13,522 It was the only way to get you in. It was the only way to get you in.
683 00:53:13,607 00:53:15,274 I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
684 00:53:16,193 00:53:19,028 Why didn't you stick up for me down by the river? Why didn't you stick up for me down by the river?
685 00:53:22,240 00:53:26,118 The truth is... I fled. The truth is... I fled.
686 00:53:26,203 00:53:28,954 I came into my office, I went under my desk, I cried. I came into my office, I went under my desk, I cried.
687 00:53:29,039 00:53:31,957 I cried. I cried like a ten-year-old girl! I cried. I cried like a ten-year-old girl!
688 00:53:39,466 00:53:41,091 Red and I have a history. Red and I have a history.
689 00:53:41,176 00:53:44,178 Twenty years ago, we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh Twenty years ago, we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh
690 00:53:44,262 00:53:48,515 at the University of Louisiana. Red ran the practices at the University of Louisiana. Red ran the practices
691 00:53:48,600 00:53:51,769 and I used to come up with the plays. and I used to come up with the plays.
692 00:53:51,853 00:53:55,147 Oh, boy, was I good. Oh, boy, was I good.
693 00:53:56,233 00:54:01,153 I would write these foolproof plays in my little green notebook that I had. I would write these foolproof plays in my little green notebook that I had.
694 00:54:01,238 00:54:03,906 The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em. The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em.
695 00:54:03,990 00:54:07,034 And when Coach Cavanaugh was going to retire, me and Red, And when Coach Cavanaugh was going to retire, me and Red,
696 00:54:07,118 00:54:09,954 we knew that one of us was gonna be his successor. we knew that one of us was gonna be his successor.
697 00:54:13,375 00:54:15,668 - Hey, Red. - How ya doin'? - Hey, Red. - How ya doin'?
698 00:54:17,545 00:54:21,090 - Come by to wish me luck? - Well, not exactly, no, no. - Come by to wish me luck? - Well, not exactly, no, no.
699 00:54:21,174 00:54:25,344 Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor. Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor.
700 00:54:25,428 00:54:29,265 - Sure. What's up? - Well, you know that green notebook - Sure. What's up? - Well, you know that green notebook
701 00:54:29,349 00:54:31,684 you use to write all them football plays in? you use to write all them football plays in?
702 00:54:31,768 00:54:36,021 Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that I can come up with some good play ideas. Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that I can come up with some good play ideas.
703 00:54:36,106 00:54:38,190 But you didn't come up with them. But you didn't come up with them.
704 00:54:39,109 00:54:42,444 They're my plays. I need them. They're my plays. I need them.
705 00:54:42,529 00:54:48,117 Klein, I'm gonna have this book, one way or another. Klein, I'm gonna have this book, one way or another.
706 00:54:48,201 00:54:51,078 You might as well let the thing go, 'cause if you don't, You might as well let the thing go, 'cause if you don't,
707 00:54:51,162 00:54:53,956 it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical here. it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical here.
708 00:54:54,040 00:54:56,542 And I don't think you want that, do you? And I don't think you want that, do you?
709 00:55:02,048 00:55:05,801 Of course, Red got the job. Next day, fired me. Of course, Red got the job. Next day, fired me.
710 00:55:05,885 00:55:08,137 Once he had my notebook, he didn't need me. Once he had my notebook, he didn't need me.
711 00:55:11,099 00:55:12,558 I didn't take it very well. I didn't take it very well.
712 00:55:12,642 00:55:16,061 No, Grandma, I didn't get it. No, Grandma, I didn't get it.
713 00:55:16,146 00:55:18,605 I can't believe it myself. I can't believe it myself.
714 00:55:18,690 00:55:22,568 I know. I'm so numb. I know. I'm so numb.
715 00:55:23,903 00:55:26,196 I just hate him, I hate him, I hate him. I just hate him, I hate him, I hate him.
716 00:55:28,074 00:55:30,409 That is a terrible story, coach. That is a terrible story, coach.
717 00:55:30,493 00:55:33,120 But why don't you just come up with some new plays? But why don't you just come up with some new plays?
718 00:55:33,204 00:55:35,581 - I tried. I can't. - Yes. - I tried. I can't. - Yes.
719 00:55:35,665 00:55:38,334 I guess I have a mental block ever since I guess I have a mental block ever since
720 00:55:38,418 00:55:41,170 Red took my playbook and my manhood. Red took my playbook and my manhood.
721 00:55:41,254 00:55:44,381 I knew what he was gonna do! I knew what he was gonna do!
722 00:55:45,216 00:55:47,843 And I just didn't fight back. And I just didn't fight back.
723 00:55:47,927 00:55:51,764 Well, you're gonna show him that you're a man on Saturday. Well, you're gonna show him that you're a man on Saturday.
724 00:55:53,600 00:55:58,187 I'm gonna show everybody that I'm not a dummy. I'm gonna go study. I'm gonna show everybody that I'm not a dummy. I'm gonna go study.
725 00:56:03,818 00:56:08,447 Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read. Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read.
726 00:56:08,531 00:56:12,701 Read? You don't have to read. Read? You don't have to read.
727 00:56:15,538 00:56:19,333 - What you readin' for? - 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama. - What you readin' for? - 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama.
728 00:56:19,417 00:56:23,003 Don't look like to me you enjoys it, sittin' there all grouchy. Don't look like to me you enjoys it, sittin' there all grouchy.
729 00:56:23,088 00:56:26,507 Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight, Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight,
730 00:56:26,591 00:56:28,717 or else I can't play foot... or else I can't play foot...
731 00:56:32,972 00:56:34,807 - ...ball. - Foosball? - ...ball. - Foosball?
732 00:56:34,891 00:56:37,893 You playin' the foosball behind my back? You playin' the foosball behind my back?
733 00:56:37,977 00:56:40,562 The reason I'm doin' this so I can go to school. The reason I'm doin' this so I can go to school.
734 00:56:40,647 00:56:44,024 School?! You goin' to school?! School?! You goin' to school?!
735 00:56:45,276 00:56:47,736 Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you. Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you.
736 00:56:47,821 00:56:52,157 You off gallivantin' with your fancy foosball friends at school, You off gallivantin' with your fancy foosball friends at school,
737 00:56:52,242 00:56:56,245 while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company
738 00:56:56,329 00:56:59,248 except Steve? except Steve?
739 00:56:59,332 00:57:01,583 The chickens are comin' home to roost. The chickens are comin' home to roost.
740 00:57:01,668 00:57:04,670 You reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You reap the fruit of your selfish ways.
741 00:57:04,754 00:57:07,589 You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games
742 00:57:07,674 00:57:10,926 and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is... and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is...
743 00:57:11,010 00:57:12,928 The devil? The devil?
744 00:57:13,012 00:57:16,223 Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Everything is the devil to you, Mama!
745 00:57:16,307 00:57:19,935 Well, I like school and I like football! Well, I like school and I like football!
746 00:57:20,019 00:57:23,856 And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
747 00:57:25,316 00:57:28,235 And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery
748 00:57:28,319 00:57:30,404 because of their medulla oblongata! because of their medulla oblongata!
749 00:57:36,369 00:57:39,413 And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And I like Vicki, and she likes me back!
750 00:57:39,497 00:57:42,249 And she showed me her boobies, and I liked them too! And she showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!
751 00:57:56,764 00:58:00,184 The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination
752 00:58:00,268 00:58:03,896 consists of 300 multiple choice questions. consists of 300 multiple choice questions.
753 00:58:03,980 00:58:07,191 You have three hours. Good luck to you, sir. You have three hours. Good luck to you, sir.
754 00:58:39,265 00:58:42,142 Ben Franklin. Ben Franklin.
755 00:58:43,770 00:58:46,772 Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity?
756 00:58:46,856 00:58:49,775 That's nonsense! I invented electricity. That's nonsense! I invented electricity.
757 00:58:50,610 00:58:52,945 Ben Franklin is the devil! Ben Franklin is the devil!
758 00:59:03,623 00:59:06,500 I can't believe you got a 97! I can't believe you got a 97!
759 00:59:06,584 00:59:10,629 I can't believe I told Mama that I got feelings for you. I can't believe I told Mama that I got feelings for you.
760 00:59:10,713 00:59:14,967 Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher. Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher.
761 00:59:15,051 00:59:18,095 When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly. When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly.
762 00:59:18,179 00:59:21,306 Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure what that means, but... Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure what that means, but...
763 00:59:21,391 00:59:24,560 We should get goin'. I told Coach I'd drive to the game with him. We should get goin'. I told Coach I'd drive to the game with him.
764 00:59:28,439 00:59:32,150 I was with you from two to four last night. You tell them. I was with you from two to four last night. You tell them.
765 00:59:33,820 00:59:38,240 Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'. She's in the hospital. Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'. She's in the hospital.
766 00:59:40,493 00:59:43,203 Mama, what have I done? Mama, what have I done?
767 00:59:43,288 00:59:44,997 I'm so sorry, Mama. I'm so sorry, Mama.
768 00:59:48,334 00:59:52,087 Doctors say they can't figure out what's wrong with her. Doctors say they can't figure out what's wrong with her.
769 00:59:53,339 00:59:55,340 But I know what's wrong. But I know what's wrong.
770 00:59:55,425 00:59:57,593 She got a broken heart because of me. She got a broken heart because of me.
771 00:59:57,677 00:59:59,761 Bobby, that's ridiculous. Bobby, that's ridiculous.
772 00:59:59,846 01:00:03,890 Everybody else in this town turn on me at the drop of a hat. Everybody else in this town turn on me at the drop of a hat.
773 01:00:04,976 01:00:09,271 Mama is the only one who really cares if I live or die. Mama is the only one who really cares if I live or die.
774 01:00:09,355 01:00:13,567 She my whole world. Will you just leave us alone? She my whole world. Will you just leave us alone?
775 01:00:15,028 01:00:17,904 She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going. She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going.
776 01:00:17,989 01:00:21,116 God knows what the team is doing with Farmer Fran watching. God knows what the team is doing with Farmer Fran watching.
777 01:00:44,724 01:00:47,059 You really made it look like home. You really made it look like home.
778 01:00:55,234 01:00:56,276 How's that, Steve? How's that, Steve?
779 01:01:14,921 01:01:18,507 Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. Know why? Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. Know why?
780 01:01:18,591 01:01:23,136 Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil. Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil.
781 01:01:23,221 01:01:25,806 ...500,000 intimate friends... ...500,000 intimate friends...
782 01:01:36,651 01:01:38,610 Who that? Who there? Who that? Who there?
783 01:01:51,290 01:01:54,543 Three, two, one! Three, two, one!
784 01:01:54,627 01:01:57,754 - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama. - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama.
785 01:01:59,590 01:02:03,802 My resolution is to never hurt you again. My resolution is to never hurt you again.
786 01:02:09,142 01:02:17,983 Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!
787 01:02:47,346 01:02:51,391 Bobby Boucher, all these folks are here tonight Bobby Boucher, all these folks are here tonight
788 01:02:51,476 01:02:53,560 to tell you that they're sorry, to tell you that they're sorry,
789 01:02:53,644 01:02:58,440 that they're sorry for not supportin' you when it meant the most. that they're sorry for not supportin' you when it meant the most.
790 01:02:58,524 01:03:03,945 But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on. But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on.
791 01:03:08,159 01:03:12,287 I am not what you would call a handsome man. I am not what you would call a handsome man.
792 01:03:12,371 01:03:15,123 The good Lord chose not to bless me The good Lord chose not to bless me
793 01:03:15,208 01:03:19,461 with charm, athletic ability with charm, athletic ability
794 01:03:19,545 01:03:21,922 or a fully functional brain. or a fully functional brain.
795 01:03:23,341 01:03:27,427 You see, you're an inspiration You see, you're an inspiration
796 01:03:27,512 01:03:31,139 to all of us who weren't born handsome to all of us who weren't born handsome
797 01:03:31,224 01:03:36,978 and charming and cool and... and charming and cool and...
798 01:03:39,774 01:03:44,820 - I can't! I can't! - It's OK. - I can't! I can't! - It's OK.
799 01:03:44,904 01:03:49,574 Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her
800 01:03:49,659 01:03:52,661 what a fine boy she raised, what a fine boy she raised,
801 01:03:52,745 01:03:56,832 and how much your playing football means to this town. and how much your playing football means to this town.
802 01:03:56,916 01:04:01,461 But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious. But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious.
803 01:04:03,172 01:04:08,760 I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but please keep your voices down I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but please keep your voices down
804 01:04:08,845 01:04:11,596 so my mama can get her rest. so my mama can get her rest.
805 01:04:20,147 01:04:23,441 Well, wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow! Well, wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow!
806 01:04:45,631 01:04:50,135 Mama! Thank God you're OK. I'm so sorry. Mama! Thank God you're OK. I'm so sorry.
807 01:04:50,219 01:04:52,679 I was so bad. You were right about everything. I was so bad. You were right about everything.
808 01:04:52,763 01:04:55,015 - I've been a knucklehead. - Hush, baby. - I've been a knucklehead. - Hush, baby.
809 01:04:55,099 01:04:59,603 You should've seen this a long time ago. You should've seen this a long time ago.
810 01:04:59,687 01:05:03,231 - Oh, my word! Is that my daddy? - No, no. - Oh, my word! Is that my daddy? - No, no.
811 01:05:03,316 01:05:06,484 That's a guy I dated before I met your father. That's a guy I dated before I met your father.
812 01:05:06,569 01:05:09,321 You could iron a shirt on his stomach. You could iron a shirt on his stomach.
813 01:05:09,405 01:05:13,074 Well, that was lust, not love. Turn the page. Well, that was lust, not love. Turn the page.
814 01:05:16,412 01:05:18,496 There's your daddy. There's your daddy.
815 01:05:18,581 01:05:20,707 So handsome. So handsome.
816 01:05:21,792 01:05:23,043 Read on. Read on.
817 01:05:25,004 01:05:27,714 "Dear Helen." Who's Helen? "Dear Helen." Who's Helen?
818 01:05:29,675 01:05:31,760 That's my first name, Bobby. That's my first name, Bobby.
819 01:05:36,140 01:05:38,433 "I have arrived here in New Orleans. "I have arrived here in New Orleans.
820 01:05:38,517 01:05:41,603 It is even more beautiful than in the picture book. It is even more beautiful than in the picture book.
821 01:05:41,687 01:05:44,439 I'm sure I'll have no problem finding work, I'm sure I'll have no problem finding work,
822 01:05:44,523 01:05:48,610 so you can expect my next letter to contain lots of money. so you can expect my next letter to contain lots of money.
823 01:05:48,694 01:05:52,781 Your loving husband, Robert." That's nice, Mama. Your loving husband, Robert." That's nice, Mama.
824 01:05:53,950 01:05:57,202 "Dear Helen." That's you. "Dear Helen." That's you.
825 01:05:57,286 01:06:00,538 "I found a job as a lemonade vendor, "I found a job as a lemonade vendor,
826 01:06:00,623 01:06:02,666 but sorry, no money yet. but sorry, no money yet.
827 01:06:02,750 01:06:05,418 New Orleans is an expensive city. New Orleans is an expensive city.
828 01:06:05,503 01:06:10,590 Expensive, but fun. Hope all is well. Robert." Expensive, but fun. Hope all is well. Robert."
829 01:06:12,009 01:06:14,469 "To Whom It May Concern: "To Whom It May Concern:
830 01:06:14,553 01:06:17,263 This will be my last letter. This will be my last letter.
831 01:06:17,348 01:06:20,809 We have grown apart over these last six weeks. We have grown apart over these last six weeks.
832 01:06:20,893 01:06:25,105 I now have two loves in my life: I now have two loves in my life:
833 01:06:25,189 01:06:29,651 Big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. Big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis.
834 01:06:29,735 01:06:32,737 Ciao, Roberto." Ciao, Roberto."
835 01:06:32,822 01:06:36,324 He changed his name to Roberto. He changed his name to Roberto.
836 01:06:36,409 01:06:38,827 I guess he thought it was more exotic. I guess he thought it was more exotic.
837 01:06:38,911 01:06:41,830 But Mama says that... I mean, you say that... But Mama says that... I mean, you say that...
838 01:06:41,914 01:06:46,584 Bobby, your daddy didn't go into no Peace Corps. Bobby, your daddy didn't go into no Peace Corps.
839 01:06:47,920 01:06:50,005 He deserted us, baby. He deserted us, baby.
840 01:06:52,258 01:06:56,636 No, no, Mama. You shouldn't be dredgin' up painful memories in your condition. No, no, Mama. You shouldn't be dredgin' up painful memories in your condition.
841 01:06:56,721 01:06:59,347 Hush. Your mama's as healthy as an ox, Hush. Your mama's as healthy as an ox,
842 01:06:59,432 01:07:01,766 and as dumb as one to boot. and as dumb as one to boot.
843 01:07:01,851 01:07:04,602 I was so scared you'd abandon me too. I was so scared you'd abandon me too.
844 01:07:04,687 01:07:09,941 And I made you abandon all those people who depend on ya. And I made you abandon all those people who depend on ya.
845 01:07:10,026 01:07:12,861 I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher. I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher.
846 01:07:12,945 01:07:16,531 But I can't hog you to myself no more, But I can't hog you to myself no more,
847 01:07:16,615 01:07:19,701 because everyone's seen how wonderful you are. because everyone's seen how wonderful you are.
848 01:07:21,078 01:07:22,620 Oh, Mama! Oh, Mama!
849 01:07:24,248 01:07:25,790 Now... Now...
850 01:07:28,002 01:07:31,212 You go play foosball with your friends. You go play foosball with your friends.
851 01:07:31,297 01:07:34,299 Welcome to ABC's coverage of the Bourbon Bowl. Welcome to ABC's coverage of the Bourbon Bowl.
852 01:07:34,383 01:07:37,844 Good afternoon. I'm Brent Musburger with my colleague Dan Fouts. Good afternoon. I'm Brent Musburger with my colleague Dan Fouts.
853 01:07:37,928 01:07:41,389 The big story here is a game that's lost some of its luster The big story here is a game that's lost some of its luster
854 01:07:41,474 01:07:45,393 without its star player, the waterboy, Bobby Boucher. without its star player, the waterboy, Bobby Boucher.
855 01:07:45,478 01:07:48,313 Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there. Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there.
856 01:07:48,397 01:07:52,484 I know, but I really wanted to scout that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd. I know, but I really wanted to scout that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd.
857 01:07:52,568 01:07:54,527 - Zack Thomas. - Whatever. - Zack Thomas. - Whatever.
858 01:07:54,612 01:07:56,362 Is she ready? Is she ready?
859 01:07:56,447 01:07:59,240 Oh, yeah. She's more than ready. Oh, yeah. She's more than ready.
860 01:07:59,325 01:08:02,035 Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat! Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat!
861 01:08:08,084 01:08:09,250 Let's go, ladies. Let's go, ladies.
862 01:08:14,840 01:08:19,511 We are underway! The opening kickoff is a beauty! We are underway! The opening kickoff is a beauty!
863 01:08:22,306 01:08:25,225 Holdsworth is gonna bring it out from nine yards deep. Holdsworth is gonna bring it out from nine yards deep.
864 01:08:25,309 01:08:26,935 Come on. Come on.
865 01:08:27,019 01:08:28,353 Yeah! Yeah!
866 01:08:29,355 01:08:33,108 They're showing no respect for this team without Boucher. They're showing no respect for this team without Boucher.
867 01:08:33,192 01:08:37,278 Good reason, Brent. 109 yards untouched. Good reason, Brent. 109 yards untouched.
868 01:08:37,863 01:08:40,532 Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first. Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first.
869 01:08:47,706 01:08:51,459 Time running down in the first quarter. Cougars lead is 17-nothing. Time running down in the first quarter. Cougars lead is 17-nothing.
870 01:08:53,671 01:08:55,755 Set! Set!
871 01:08:55,840 01:08:57,382 Three, 33! Three, 33!
872 01:08:58,717 01:09:01,761 Three, 33! Hut! Three, 33! Hut!
873 01:09:02,763 01:09:05,765 That quarterback can't get the ball off before he's hit. That quarterback can't get the ball off before he's hit.
874 01:09:05,850 01:09:09,102 It's as if they're in the offensive huddle with him. It's as if they're in the offensive huddle with him.
875 01:09:12,898 01:09:15,567 Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy? Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy?
876 01:09:15,651 01:09:16,818 Now I'm not. Now I'm not.
877 01:09:16,902 01:09:19,946 Mama, you think we'll make it on time? Mama, you think we'll make it on time?
878 01:09:20,030 01:09:23,908 Hang on! I'll show you what A.J. Foyt taught me. Hang on! I'll show you what A.J. Foyt taught me.
879 01:09:27,913 01:09:30,665 The end of the half. The Cougars are dominating. The end of the half. The Cougars are dominating.
880 01:09:30,749 01:09:34,294 Let's hope the Mud Dogs can make some adjustments. Let's hope the Mud Dogs can make some adjustments.
881 01:09:34,378 01:09:36,671 Well, they better, because they suck. Well, they better, because they suck.
882 01:09:42,428 01:09:44,470 Anybody got an idea? Anybody got an idea?
883 01:09:48,934 01:09:50,268 Hey. Hey.
884 01:09:52,605 01:09:55,857 Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?
885 01:09:56,942 01:09:59,110 Yeah, that was pretty funny. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
886 01:09:59,195 01:10:02,030 How about the time he tackled the guy from Louisville How about the time he tackled the guy from Louisville
887 01:10:02,114 01:10:04,199 and threw him into the stands? and threw him into the stands?
888 01:10:06,452 01:10:11,372 Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off? Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off?
889 01:10:11,457 01:10:14,375 And then he ran for the touchdown bare-assed. And then he ran for the touchdown bare-assed.
890 01:10:26,055 01:10:28,723 Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime
891 01:10:28,807 01:10:30,683 and Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? and Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl?
892 01:10:37,816 01:10:41,736 Hey, sorry about givin' you so much shit this year. Hey, sorry about givin' you so much shit this year.
893 01:10:41,820 01:10:44,239 You're the heart and soul of this team, Bobby. You're the heart and soul of this team, Bobby.
894 01:10:44,323 01:10:47,033 The only one of us who could've passed that test. The only one of us who could've passed that test.
895 01:10:47,117 01:10:51,246 Thank you all so much for being my friends. Thank you all so much for being my friends.
896 01:10:51,330 01:10:55,416 Let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a bowl game to win. Let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a bowl game to win.
897 01:10:55,501 01:10:57,752 - Yeah! - Two, three! - Yeah! - Two, three!
898 01:10:57,836 01:10:58,795 Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs!
899 01:10:58,879 01:11:04,801 In a dramatic turn of events, Bobby Boucherjust arrived at halftime. In a dramatic turn of events, Bobby Boucherjust arrived at halftime.
900 01:11:04,885 01:11:09,430 And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother drove him right into the stadium. And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother drove him right into the stadium.
901 01:11:18,440 01:11:21,359 Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!
902 01:11:27,783 01:11:30,660 Foosball's not for the devil. Foosball's not for the devil.
903 01:11:30,744 01:11:32,453 It's for my Bobby. It's for my Bobby.
904 01:11:32,538 01:11:35,665 Time to open up some whoop-ass. Time to open up some whoop-ass.
905 01:11:42,798 01:11:46,592 Shit, he showed up. All right, look. Shit, he showed up. All right, look.
906 01:11:46,677 01:11:48,428 Just relax. Relax. Just relax. Relax.
907 01:11:48,512 01:11:51,306 Go in there and do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go! Go in there and do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go!
908 01:11:51,390 01:11:53,725 This could be the start of some high drama. This could be the start of some high drama.
909 01:11:53,809 01:11:58,980 Or are the Mud Dogs too far behind? Bobby Boucher is on defense. Or are the Mud Dogs too far behind? Bobby Boucher is on defense.
910 01:11:59,064 01:12:02,650 The Cougars are coming out from their own 20-yard line. The Cougars are coming out from their own 20-yard line.
911 01:12:02,735 01:12:05,194 The pitch. It's a reverse! The pitch. It's a reverse!
912 01:12:05,279 01:12:07,822 Boucher's not fooled. Boucher's not fooled.
913 01:12:07,906 01:12:10,241 Fumble! Robideaux's got it! Fumble! Robideaux's got it!
914 01:12:10,326 01:12:12,410 Touchdown, Mud Dogs! Touchdown, Mud Dogs!
915 01:12:14,705 01:12:18,416 - Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - "Poop"? - Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - "Poop"?
916 01:12:18,500 01:12:23,671 Slap hands! Slap hands! Slap hands! Slap hands!
917 01:12:25,424 01:12:29,677 Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby. Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby.
918 01:12:29,762 01:12:33,306 The Mud Dogs are faced with yet another third and long. The Mud Dogs are faced with yet another third and long.
919 01:12:33,390 01:12:35,808 - Hut! - Grenouille back to pass. - Hut! - Grenouille back to pass.
920 01:12:35,893 01:12:38,561 He's gonna be stuffed again! The Mud Dogs offense He's gonna be stuffed again! The Mud Dogs offense
921 01:12:38,645 01:12:42,398 is still unable to move that ball. But the way their defense is fired up, is still unable to move that ball. But the way their defense is fired up,
922 01:12:42,483 01:12:45,193 they still have a shot at winning this game. they still have a shot at winning this game.
923 01:12:45,277 01:12:47,737 Look. Now what ifwe... Look. Now what ifwe...
924 01:12:51,617 01:12:54,118 Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go. Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go.
925 01:12:55,412 01:12:59,874 The Cougars lead 27-7 in the middle of the third quarter. The Cougars lead 27-7 in the middle of the third quarter.
926 01:12:59,958 01:13:01,793 And he takes a knee? And he takes a knee?
927 01:13:01,877 01:13:04,462 Y'all gonna play or what? Y'all gonna play or what?
928 01:13:07,049 01:13:09,050 How do you all like my new offense? How do you all like my new offense?
929 01:13:11,804 01:13:16,015 All right, it's second and 12, as the Cougars line up on the ball. All right, it's second and 12, as the Cougars line up on the ball.
930 01:13:19,895 01:13:23,147 What is Red Beaulieu doing, refusing to play offense? What is Red Beaulieu doing, refusing to play offense?
931 01:13:23,232 01:13:26,025 - Dan, this is bizarre. - No, it's not, Brent. - Dan, this is bizarre. - No, it's not, Brent.
932 01:13:26,110 01:13:29,404 It's brilliant. Red is taking the Waterboy out of the game. It's brilliant. Red is taking the Waterboy out of the game.
933 01:13:29,488 01:13:32,073 By kneeling down three times and punting, By kneeling down three times and punting,
934 01:13:32,157 01:13:34,200 he'll make the Mud Dog offense try to beat him. he'll make the Mud Dog offense try to beat him.
935 01:13:34,284 01:13:36,702 The way they're playing, that's impossible. The way they're playing, that's impossible.
936 01:13:36,787 01:13:38,871 The Mud Dog's most valuable player, The Mud Dog's most valuable player,
937 01:13:38,956 01:13:42,083 the linebacker they call "The Waterboy," is now powerless. the linebacker they call "The Waterboy," is now powerless.
938 01:13:42,167 01:13:46,963 That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red. That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red.
939 01:13:49,133 01:13:51,342 Mud Dogs call a timeout. Mud Dogs call a timeout.
940 01:13:53,011 01:13:56,055 Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein! Mr. Coach Klein! Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein! Mr. Coach Klein!
941 01:13:57,516 01:14:01,769 - Where are you going? - I was just gonna get a hot pretzel. - Where are you going? - I was just gonna get a hot pretzel.
942 01:14:01,854 01:14:04,772 Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid of Red Beaulieu? Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid of Red Beaulieu?
943 01:14:09,027 01:14:10,445 I am petrified of him. I am petrified of him.
944 01:14:10,529 01:14:13,614 Well, why don't you pretend that Red Beaulieu Well, why don't you pretend that Red Beaulieu
945 01:14:13,699 01:14:15,908 is somebody that you're not afraid of. is somebody that you're not afraid of.
946 01:14:15,993 01:14:18,453 - Pretend? - Yes. - Pretend? - Yes.
947 01:14:18,537 01:14:20,955 Visualize somebody you're not afraid of. Visualize somebody you're not afraid of.
948 01:14:21,039 01:14:24,625 - And then attack, like you told me. - I'll try. - And then attack, like you told me. - I'll try.
949 01:14:24,710 01:14:26,169 He's right over there. He's right over there.
950 01:14:39,766 01:14:42,894 Little baby. Yeah. Little baby. Yeah.
951 01:14:43,896 01:14:46,314 Hello, little baby. Hello, little baby.
952 01:14:51,862 01:14:54,322 A poo-poo? Do you have a poo-poo? A poo-poo? Do you have a poo-poo?
953 01:14:54,406 01:14:58,826 Yes. OK. Now. Yes. OK. Now.
954 01:14:58,911 01:15:01,787 This is what we're gonna do. He's gonna come here... This is what we're gonna do. He's gonna come here...
955 01:15:10,255 01:15:12,590 Come and get this one, Cougars. Come and get this one, Cougars.
956 01:15:12,674 01:15:15,426 Red 22! Hike! Red 22! Hike!
957 01:15:15,511 01:15:18,179 Snap to Grenouille. A reverse! Snap to Grenouille. A reverse!
958 01:15:18,263 01:15:22,016 No, it's a double reverse! Oh, what a block! No, it's a double reverse! Oh, what a block!
959 01:15:22,100 01:15:26,187 And Bugge springs free! Trouble! Lateral! And Bugge springs free! Trouble! Lateral!
960 01:15:26,271 01:15:28,856 Got him! What a play! Got him! What a play!
961 01:15:28,941 01:15:32,068 Grenouille to the 15, the ten, the five! Grenouille to the 15, the ten, the five!
962 01:15:32,152 01:15:35,196 - Touchdown, Mud Dogs! - Well, well, well. - Touchdown, Mud Dogs! - Well, well, well.
963 01:15:35,280 01:15:37,949 Coach Klein does have a few tricks up his sleeve. Coach Klein does have a few tricks up his sleeve.
964 01:15:38,033 01:15:41,327 What the hell... What the hell is this? What the hell... What the hell is this?
965 01:15:41,411 01:15:45,039 We go from a championship football team to a bunch of dogs! We go from a championship football team to a bunch of dogs!
966 01:15:45,123 01:15:48,626 Right now, we're going to go to the sidelines and Lynn Swann. Right now, we're going to go to the sidelines and Lynn Swann.
967 01:15:48,710 01:15:51,796 - What do you have for us? - I'm with Vicki Vallencourt, - What do you have for us? - I'm with Vicki Vallencourt,
968 01:15:51,880 01:15:54,966 taking over Bobby Boucher's water duties for this game. taking over Bobby Boucher's water duties for this game.
969 01:15:55,050 01:15:58,970 I'm not takin' over. I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad. I'm not takin' over. I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad.
970 01:15:59,054 01:16:02,390 Let me ask you. What's your prediction for the rest of this game? Let me ask you. What's your prediction for the rest of this game?
971 01:16:02,474 01:16:05,935 - Mud Dogs are gonna win, 30-27. - That's very interesting. - Mud Dogs are gonna win, 30-27. - That's very interesting.
972 01:16:06,019 01:16:09,730 - How'd you come up with that guess? - Guess? That ain't no guess! - How'd you come up with that guess? - Guess? That ain't no guess!
973 01:16:09,815 01:16:12,400 - That's what it's gonna be. - OK. That's fine. - That's what it's gonna be. - OK. That's fine.
974 01:16:12,484 01:16:14,110 Be careful down there. Be careful down there.
975 01:16:18,240 01:16:19,991 All right. Where's Meaney? All right. Where's Meaney?
976 01:16:20,075 01:16:22,118 - Meaney? - Here, coach. - Meaney? - Here, coach.
977 01:16:22,202 01:16:24,787 Get in there and see if that waterboy can stop you. Get in there and see if that waterboy can stop you.
978 01:16:24,871 01:16:25,871 - Yes, sir! - Go! - Yes, sir! - Go!
979 01:16:25,956 01:16:31,460 Red is sending his best defender in as a running back? What do you make of this? Red is sending his best defender in as a running back? What do you make of this?
980 01:16:31,545 01:16:34,463 He's gotta find some way to neutralize the Waterboy. He's gotta find some way to neutralize the Waterboy.
981 01:16:34,548 01:16:37,091 He probably thinks Meaney will pound it in there He probably thinks Meaney will pound it in there
982 01:16:37,175 01:16:40,052 - like Fridge did for the Bears. - Hey, Waterboy! - like Fridge did for the Bears. - Hey, Waterboy!
983 01:16:40,137 01:16:42,430 Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? Is your girlfriend gonna save you again?
984 01:16:42,514 01:16:45,266 No. I'll take matters into my own hands. You'll see. No. I'll take matters into my own hands. You'll see.
985 01:16:45,350 01:16:47,435 Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine!
986 01:16:51,898 01:16:54,108 You sound like a big choo-choo train. You sound like a big choo-choo train.
987 01:17:03,994 01:17:07,371 Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano. Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano.
988 01:17:14,212 01:17:17,298 All right, field goal. Field goal. Go. All right, field goal. Field goal. Go.
989 01:17:17,382 01:17:20,593 - Derek. Derek! - Yeah. - Derek. Derek! - Yeah.
990 01:17:20,677 01:17:23,804 Visualize the attack. Go kick the ball. Kick it. Visualize the attack. Go kick the ball. Kick it.
991 01:17:23,889 01:17:25,723 Hut! Hut!
992 01:17:26,892 01:17:29,435 How you doin', boy? How you doin', boy?
993 01:17:29,519 01:17:31,062 No, no, no! No, no, no!
994 01:17:56,254 01:17:58,589 What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
995 01:18:04,596 01:18:07,807 What the hell is he up to? That ain't in here! What the hell is he up to? That ain't in here!
996 01:18:10,227 01:18:14,772 Down by ten late in the fourth quarter, Coach Klein opts for the field goal. Down by ten late in the fourth quarter, Coach Klein opts for the field goal.
997 01:18:14,856 01:18:18,567 They have to hope for the onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game. They have to hope for the onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game.
998 01:18:18,652 01:18:22,988 Dan, look what we have here. Boucher's in the game as a blocker. Dan, look what we have here. Boucher's in the game as a blocker.
999 01:18:23,073 01:18:26,450 Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back now. Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back now.
1000 01:18:28,036 01:18:29,328 Set! Set!
1001 01:18:33,458 01:18:35,501 The snap. It's a fake! The snap. It's a fake!
1002 01:18:39,047 01:18:42,967 Boucher's out in front! A great block! Boucher's out in front! A great block!
1003 01:18:43,051 01:18:47,138 And a second one! Touchdown, Mud Dogs! And a second one! Touchdown, Mud Dogs!
1004 01:18:47,222 01:18:50,349 Boucher led him all the way! Boucher led him all the way!
1005 01:18:53,937 01:18:56,230 Red Beaulieu is steaming, Dan. Red Beaulieu is steaming, Dan.
1006 01:18:56,314 01:18:58,899 He sees his perfect season slipping away. He sees his perfect season slipping away.
1007 01:18:58,984 01:19:02,778 The Cougars' lead is down to three. The Cougars' lead is down to three.
1008 01:19:07,284 01:19:10,578 Mud Dogs need the ball if they're gonna have a shot at overtime. Mud Dogs need the ball if they're gonna have a shot at overtime.
1009 01:19:10,662 01:19:14,165 And Bobby Boucher is now on the kickoff team. And Bobby Boucher is now on the kickoff team.
1010 01:19:14,249 01:19:17,001 Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back. Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back.
1011 01:19:17,085 01:19:18,085 I know. I know.
1012 01:19:20,088 01:19:21,505 Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?
1013 01:19:21,590 01:19:25,342 Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be?
1014 01:19:28,513 01:19:31,599 Oh, yeah. There's my bitch. Oh, yeah. There's my bitch.
1015 01:19:31,683 01:19:33,851 The ball must travel ten yards. The ball must travel ten yards.
1016 01:19:36,688 01:19:38,773 It's loose! It's loose!
1017 01:19:38,857 01:19:41,942 - Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football! - All right! - Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football! - All right!
1018 01:19:42,027 01:19:45,112 - Mama, I got the football! I got it... - What a vicious hit! - Mama, I got the football! I got it... - What a vicious hit!
1019 01:19:45,197 01:19:46,947 That was a cheap shot. That was a cheap shot.
1020 01:19:50,076 01:19:54,789 What a dumb penalty. That puts the Mud Dogs in field goal range for the tie. What a dumb penalty. That puts the Mud Dogs in field goal range for the tie.
1021 01:19:54,873 01:19:58,459 - I'm not sure Boucher can get up. - Oh, my baby! - I'm not sure Boucher can get up. - Oh, my baby!
1022 01:20:05,008 01:20:06,717 It's still cold. It's still cold.
1023 01:20:08,428 01:20:10,513 Excuse me. Out of my way. Excuse me. Out of my way.
1024 01:20:13,391 01:20:16,227 Dan, you hate to see this happen. Dan, you hate to see this happen.
1025 01:20:25,570 01:20:28,155 Now that's high quality H20. Now that's high quality H20.
1026 01:20:29,407 01:20:32,243 You go on, now! Make it happen, Bobby! You go on, now! Make it happen, Bobby!
1027 01:20:36,248 01:20:38,499 The Waterboy just needed some water. The Waterboy just needed some water.
1028 01:20:38,583 01:20:41,752 Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself? Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself?
1029 01:20:41,837 01:20:43,212 Shut up, Brent. Shut up, Brent.
1030 01:20:47,425 01:20:49,844 - You OK? - He tried to open a can ofwhoop-ass. - You OK? - He tried to open a can ofwhoop-ass.
1031 01:20:49,928 01:20:53,055 - I wouldn't let him. - I have an idea for the last play. - I wouldn't let him. - I have an idea for the last play.
1032 01:20:53,139 01:20:56,892 You haven't done this before. The offense is gonna line up like this. You haven't done this before. The offense is gonna line up like this.
1033 01:20:56,977 01:21:00,604 - You're gonna be right here. - There'll be no tie here today. - You're gonna be right here. - There'll be no tie here today.
1034 01:21:00,689 01:21:04,358 Coach Klein is sending his offense back onto the field. Coach Klein is sending his offense back onto the field.
1035 01:21:04,442 01:21:08,779 - He's going for the win right now. - This is a real gutsy call, Brent. - He's going for the win right now. - This is a real gutsy call, Brent.
1036 01:21:08,864 01:21:11,615 He'll either be a hero or a goat because of this. He'll either be a hero or a goat because of this.
1037 01:21:11,700 01:21:15,119 And Dan, Bobby Boucher is back on the field. And Dan, Bobby Boucher is back on the field.
1038 01:21:15,203 01:21:19,373 He is now playing offense! We know. We know. He is now playing offense! We know. We know.
1039 01:21:19,457 01:21:22,626 Meaney, if they give that Waterboy the football, Meaney, if they give that Waterboy the football,
1040 01:21:22,711 01:21:27,047 I don't care if you have to stab him! Do not let him get away. Understand? I don't care if you have to stab him! Do not let him get away. Understand?
1041 01:21:27,132 01:21:31,051 - Yes, sir. Yes, sir! - Do you understand me? Get in there! - Yes, sir. Yes, sir! - Do you understand me? Get in there!
1042 01:21:31,136 01:21:32,595 Break! Break!
1043 01:21:41,313 01:21:43,814 - I'm ready, friend. - Let's do it, Bobby. - I'm ready, friend. - Let's do it, Bobby.
1044 01:21:46,318 01:21:47,902 Set! Set! Set! Set!
1045 01:21:47,986 01:21:51,488 Forty-three! Red 43! Hut, hut! Forty-three! Red 43! Hut, hut!
1046 01:23:08,733 01:23:11,735 Touchdown! They won it! The Mud Dogs win it! Touchdown! They won it! The Mud Dogs win it!
1047 01:23:11,820 01:23:16,115 Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone from waterboy to savior! Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone from waterboy to savior!
1048 01:23:16,199 01:23:18,325 Because he didn't hold anything back! Because he didn't hold anything back!
1049 01:23:18,410 01:23:23,122 Swannie's down on the field with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now! Swannie's down on the field with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now!
1050 01:23:25,333 01:23:28,377 We did it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it! We did it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
1051 01:23:28,461 01:23:32,006 - Vicki, I love you! - I love you, too, baby. - Vicki, I love you! - I love you, too, baby.
1052 01:23:32,090 01:23:33,924 We're the champions! We're the champions!
1053 01:23:35,927 01:23:39,847 Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood! You got your manhood! Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood! You got your manhood!
1054 01:23:39,931 01:23:43,642 Bobby, congratulations. You're the MVP of the Bourbon Bowl. Bobby, congratulations. You're the MVP of the Bourbon Bowl.
1055 01:23:43,727 01:23:47,396 - How do you feel? - I love Mama! - How do you feel? - I love Mama!
1056 01:24:07,375 01:24:09,793 - Way to go, Bobby. - Lookin' sharp, Bobby. - Way to go, Bobby. - Lookin' sharp, Bobby.
1057 01:24:09,878 01:24:11,462 You the man, Bobby! You the man, Bobby!
1058 01:24:11,546 01:24:14,548 Bobby, I've been dreading this day for a long time. Bobby, I've been dreading this day for a long time.
1059 01:24:14,632 01:24:18,052 - But you got yourself a fine woman. - Thank you, Mama. - But you got yourself a fine woman. - Thank you, Mama.
1060 01:24:18,136 01:24:21,096 Good luck, son. Good luck, son.
1061 01:24:21,181 01:24:23,140 This is the best day of my life! This is the best day of my life!
1062 01:24:24,559 01:24:28,729 - You just wait till tonight. - What's gonna happen tonight? - You just wait till tonight. - What's gonna happen tonight?
1063 01:24:28,813 01:24:31,065 - You'll see. - You can do it! - You'll see. - You can do it!
1064 01:24:31,149 01:24:35,027 You can do it all night long! You can do it all night long!
1065 01:24:40,116 01:24:41,366 I'm gonna go do it! I'm gonna go do it!
1066 01:24:47,832 01:24:49,750 Bobby, it's me! Bobby, it's me!
1067 01:24:49,834 01:24:52,878 - Your daddy, Roberto. - Daddy? - Your daddy, Roberto. - Daddy?
1068 01:24:52,962 01:24:56,256 I've seen you on the ESPN when they was talkin' about I've seen you on the ESPN when they was talkin' about
1069 01:24:56,341 01:24:59,551 - you being drafted by the NFL. - Not going to the NFL. - you being drafted by the NFL. - Not going to the NFL.
1070 01:24:59,636 01:25:02,221 I'm gonna stay in school and graduate. I'm gonna stay in school and graduate.
1071 01:25:02,305 01:25:06,183 The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners, The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners,
1072 01:25:06,267 01:25:09,686 just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy. just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy.
1073 01:25:18,446 01:25:21,448 - Nice hit, Mama. - Thanks, baby. - Nice hit, Mama. - Thanks, baby.
1074 01:25:21,533 01:25:23,992 Now you go on and have some fun becoming a man. Now you go on and have some fun becoming a man.