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1 | 00:00:48,214 | 00:00:49,256 | Cut his ass. | Cut his ass. |
2 | 00:00:50,925 | 00:00:52,676 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
3 | 00:00:56,139 | 00:00:59,016 | Heads up! That's it, that's it! | Heads up! That's it, that's it! |
4 | 00:01:03,980 | 00:01:05,105 | That's it! | That's it! |
5 | 00:01:07,067 | 00:01:11,403 | - Hey, coach, how you been? - Lynn Swann. | - Hey, coach, how you been? - Lynn Swann. |
6 | 00:01:11,488 | 00:01:14,740 | Now why ain't I surprised to see you snoopin' around | Now why ain't I surprised to see you snoopin' around |
7 | 00:01:14,824 | 00:01:16,950 | my football field first day of practice? | my football field first day of practice? |
8 | 00:01:17,035 | 00:01:19,078 | You got a good-lookin' football team. | You got a good-lookin' football team. |
9 | 00:01:19,162 | 00:01:22,790 | Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case downstairs. | Maybe good enough to add another trophy to the old case downstairs. |
10 | 00:01:22,874 | 00:01:25,459 | Kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. | Kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. |
11 | 00:01:25,543 | 00:01:30,506 | "The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners." | "The only thing better than a crawfish dinner is five crawfish dinners." |
12 | 00:01:38,473 | 00:01:40,557 | Hey, here comes the shithead. | Hey, here comes the shithead. |
13 | 00:02:03,081 | 00:02:04,540 | It's clean. | It's clean. |
14 | 00:02:05,416 | 00:02:07,543 | It's cold. | It's cold. |
15 | 00:02:07,627 | 00:02:10,337 | Now that's what I call high-quality H20. | Now that's what I call high-quality H20. |
16 | 00:02:12,173 | 00:02:14,383 | Right in the head! | Right in the head! |
17 | 00:02:15,844 | 00:02:17,386 | It's over there! | It's over there! |
18 | 00:02:22,308 | 00:02:26,395 | Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red? | Any unused magic in that legendary green playbook of yours, Red? |
19 | 00:02:27,730 | 00:02:32,276 | I may have a couple squirreled away in there for... | I may have a couple squirreled away in there for... |
20 | 00:02:32,360 | 00:02:33,819 | ...a rainy day. | ...a rainy day. |
21 | 00:02:50,920 | 00:02:53,088 | See what we got here. | See what we got here. |
22 | 00:02:58,428 | 00:03:01,763 | Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism. | Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism. |
23 | 00:03:03,808 | 00:03:06,185 | Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. | Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. |
24 | 00:03:06,269 | 00:03:09,855 | Listen, you could think what you want about my personal hygiene, | Listen, you could think what you want about my personal hygiene, |
25 | 00:03:09,939 | 00:03:11,899 | but, please, don't waste any water. | but, please, don't waste any water. |
26 | 00:03:11,983 | 00:03:15,861 | That's bad policy. If you need to amuse yourself at my expense, | That's bad policy. If you need to amuse yourself at my expense, |
27 | 00:03:15,945 | 00:03:18,697 | just rough me up or something. | just rough me up or something. |
28 | 00:03:18,781 | 00:03:20,616 | Fair enough. | Fair enough. |
29 | 00:03:23,536 | 00:03:25,037 | Hey, waterboy! | Hey, waterboy! |
30 | 00:03:25,121 | 00:03:27,289 | Seriously, I could injure myself. | Seriously, I could injure myself. |
31 | 00:03:27,373 | 00:03:30,709 | Laski, get over here! | Laski, get over here! |
32 | 00:03:30,793 | 00:03:33,337 | Yes, sir, coach. | Yes, sir, coach. |
33 | 00:03:33,421 | 00:03:35,505 | What is that moron doin' here? | What is that moron doin' here? |
34 | 00:03:35,590 | 00:03:39,635 | Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year? | Didn't I tell you as plain as I could speak to get rid of his ass last year? |
35 | 00:03:39,719 | 00:03:43,347 | I didn't think you were serious. Besides, he does a greatjob. | I didn't think you were serious. Besides, he does a greatjob. |
36 | 00:03:43,431 | 00:03:46,475 | Disrupting my football team, you idiot! | Disrupting my football team, you idiot! |
37 | 00:03:46,559 | 00:03:50,062 | Eighteen years of this is enough! | Eighteen years of this is enough! |
38 | 00:03:50,146 | 00:03:52,314 | Hey, waterboy! | Hey, waterboy! |
39 | 00:03:53,274 | 00:03:56,318 | - Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu. - You're fired! | - Yes, Mr. Coach Beaulieu. - You're fired! |
40 | 00:03:58,446 | 00:03:59,821 | OK. | OK. |
41 | 00:04:06,371 | 00:04:08,830 | Get out of the way, you moron! | Get out of the way, you moron! |
42 | 00:04:35,775 | 00:04:39,945 | Bobby Boucher, come give your mama a kiss. | Bobby Boucher, come give your mama a kiss. |
43 | 00:04:40,029 | 00:04:41,655 | Hi, Steve. | Hi, Steve. |
44 | 00:04:45,743 | 00:04:47,953 | Why you home so early, my precious angel? | Why you home so early, my precious angel? |
45 | 00:04:48,037 | 00:04:51,623 | Mama, somethin' bad happened today. | Mama, somethin' bad happened today. |
46 | 00:04:51,708 | 00:04:55,544 | Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you. | Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt you? You tell Mama who hurt you. |
47 | 00:04:55,628 | 00:04:57,921 | Nobody, Mama. It's just that | Nobody, Mama. It's just that |
48 | 00:04:58,006 | 00:05:01,633 | I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer. | I lost my position as the team's water distribution engineer. |
49 | 00:05:01,718 | 00:05:05,470 | Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age. | Why, that's the best news I heard in a dog's age. |
50 | 00:05:05,555 | 00:05:08,557 | Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong. | Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong. |
51 | 00:05:08,641 | 00:05:12,227 | Yes, but... I was... | Yes, but... I was... |
52 | 00:05:12,312 | 00:05:14,563 | I was thinkin', Mama, maybe I could... | I was thinkin', Mama, maybe I could... |
53 | 00:05:14,647 | 00:05:18,650 | I could try to get another waterboy job for a different team. | I could try to get another waterboy job for a different team. |
54 | 00:05:18,735 | 00:05:21,111 | Don't raise your voice to me, Bobby Boucher. | Don't raise your voice to me, Bobby Boucher. |
55 | 00:05:21,195 | 00:05:24,197 | I wasn't raising my voice, Mama. | I wasn't raising my voice, Mama. |
56 | 00:05:24,282 | 00:05:26,950 | I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo. | I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo. |
57 | 00:05:28,286 | 00:05:30,037 | Who told you you was a Virgo? | Who told you you was a Virgo? |
58 | 00:05:31,456 | 00:05:33,999 | Vicki Vallencourt, that... that girl. | Vicki Vallencourt, that... that girl. |
59 | 00:05:34,083 | 00:05:38,170 | A girl? Bobby Boucher! | A girl? Bobby Boucher! |
60 | 00:05:38,254 | 00:05:41,173 | Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls? | Don't you remember what your mama told you about girls? |
61 | 00:05:41,257 | 00:05:43,383 | I remember, Mama. | I remember, Mama. |
62 | 00:05:45,762 | 00:05:48,680 | There was someone else at Lawson's Creek this morning. | There was someone else at Lawson's Creek this morning. |
63 | 00:05:48,765 | 00:05:51,475 | - Really? - We looked for crawfish together. | - Really? - We looked for crawfish together. |
64 | 00:05:51,559 | 00:05:54,686 | - Her name's Vicki. - I don't ever want you associatin' | - Her name's Vicki. - I don't ever want you associatin' |
65 | 00:05:54,771 | 00:05:56,813 | - with little girls. - Why not, Mama? | - with little girls. - Why not, Mama? |
66 | 00:05:56,898 | 00:05:59,649 | Because little girls are the devil! | Because little girls are the devil! |
67 | 00:05:59,734 | 00:06:02,361 | Mama, it's just that I'm a waterboy. | Mama, it's just that I'm a waterboy. |
68 | 00:06:02,445 | 00:06:05,072 | The team gets thirsty, and I bring them the water. | The team gets thirsty, and I bring them the water. |
69 | 00:06:05,156 | 00:06:07,949 | They need water. I likes to be the one that brings it. | They need water. I likes to be the one that brings it. |
70 | 00:06:08,034 | 00:06:11,203 | They like to give you a boot in the patoot for your trouble. | They like to give you a boot in the patoot for your trouble. |
71 | 00:06:11,287 | 00:06:16,500 | Bobby, you don't have what they call "the social skills." | Bobby, you don't have what they call "the social skills." |
72 | 00:06:16,584 | 00:06:18,210 | People don't understand you. | People don't understand you. |
73 | 00:06:18,294 | 00:06:21,713 | That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama. | That's why you never have any friends, except for your mama. |
74 | 00:06:21,798 | 00:06:24,591 | All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29th, | All I know is this, Jimmy: Next Friday, August 29th, |
75 | 00:06:24,675 | 00:06:26,426 | Baton Rouge Exposition Center, | Baton Rouge Exposition Center, |
76 | 00:06:26,511 | 00:06:28,929 | I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on Herculon. | I'm gonna open a can of whoop-ass on Herculon. |
77 | 00:06:29,013 | 00:06:34,351 | I'm gonna drive him back into whatever galaxy he came from. That's a promise! | I'm gonna drive him back into whatever galaxy he came from. That's a promise! |
78 | 00:06:34,435 | 00:06:38,271 | Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano. | Strong words from a strong man, Captain Insano. |
79 | 00:06:38,356 | 00:06:43,360 | Now let's take a call. It's our old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B. | Now let's take a call. It's our old friend from Jackson's Bayou, Mr. B. |
80 | 00:06:43,444 | 00:06:48,240 | Hello, Jim. Is it possible to speak to Captain Insano? | Hello, Jim. Is it possible to speak to Captain Insano? |
81 | 00:06:48,324 | 00:06:50,409 | - Shoot, Mr. B. - Captain Insano, | - Shoot, Mr. B. - Captain Insano, |
82 | 00:06:50,493 | 00:06:53,578 | I notice sometimes when you are wrestling | I notice sometimes when you are wrestling |
83 | 00:06:53,663 | 00:06:56,498 | or openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass, as you like to say, | or openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass, as you like to say, |
84 | 00:06:56,582 | 00:07:00,001 | - you seem to be sweating profusely. - Yeah? | - you seem to be sweating profusely. - Yeah? |
85 | 00:07:00,086 | 00:07:04,089 | I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need the services | I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need the services |
86 | 00:07:04,173 | 00:07:06,258 | of an experienced waterboy. | of an experienced waterboy. |
87 | 00:07:08,177 | 00:07:11,680 | That's pretty cute. How old are you, kid? Eleven, 12? | That's pretty cute. How old are you, kid? Eleven, 12? |
88 | 00:07:11,764 | 00:07:13,640 | I am 31 years old. | I am 31 years old. |
89 | 00:07:23,901 | 00:07:26,611 | I guarantee that guy's still a virgin. | I guarantee that guy's still a virgin. |
90 | 00:08:16,370 | 00:08:19,039 | This is where they strip the ball from us. | This is where they strip the ball from us. |
91 | 00:08:19,123 | 00:08:21,708 | And then we miss one tackle. | And then we miss one tackle. |
92 | 00:08:21,792 | 00:08:25,962 | Two tackles. Joey drops the ball. | Two tackles. Joey drops the ball. |
93 | 00:08:26,047 | 00:08:29,341 | He has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown | He has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown |
94 | 00:08:29,425 | 00:08:32,385 | before our guys even know what's goin' on. | before our guys even know what's goin' on. |
95 | 00:08:40,436 | 00:08:42,437 | - Hello? - My name is Bobby Boucher. | - Hello? - My name is Bobby Boucher. |
96 | 00:08:42,522 | 00:08:46,525 | I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy | I am inquiring as to whether you have the need for an experienced waterboy |
97 | 00:08:46,609 | 00:08:48,693 | on your upcoming season. | on your upcoming season. |
98 | 00:08:48,778 | 00:08:51,279 | Nice suit. | Nice suit. |
99 | 00:08:51,364 | 00:08:53,949 | Thank you. It was my daddy's. | Thank you. It was my daddy's. |
100 | 00:08:54,033 | 00:08:56,159 | - Hold that thought. - Yeah. | - Hold that thought. - Yeah. |
101 | 00:08:57,578 | 00:09:00,372 | Come on. Come here. Come here. Come on. | Come on. Come here. Come here. Come on. |
102 | 00:09:00,456 | 00:09:04,709 | Come on, everybody. All right, this is it. This is the play. | Come on, everybody. All right, this is it. This is the play. |
103 | 00:09:04,794 | 00:09:07,879 | This is the play. This is the play. OK? | This is the play. This is the play. OK? |
104 | 00:09:07,964 | 00:09:11,466 | The quarterback. Receivers lined up to the left, one to the right. | The quarterback. Receivers lined up to the left, one to the right. |
105 | 00:09:11,551 | 00:09:15,011 | There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. | There's a flanker lined up to the left behind the quarterback. |
106 | 00:09:15,096 | 00:09:17,264 | He gives the ball... No, he doesn't. | He gives the ball... No, he doesn't. |
107 | 00:09:17,348 | 00:09:19,474 | The receiver goes over to the left. | The receiver goes over to the left. |
108 | 00:09:19,559 | 00:09:22,727 | Once the quarterback has the ball, | Once the quarterback has the ball, |
109 | 00:09:22,812 | 00:09:25,814 | he fakes to the left. No. | he fakes to the left. No. |
110 | 00:09:25,898 | 00:09:28,525 | He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake. | He fakes to the right. He doesn't fake. |
111 | 00:09:30,111 | 00:09:33,280 | He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake. | He thinks about faking. He pretends to fake. |
112 | 00:09:34,657 | 00:09:37,742 | I don't know where I am. | I don't know where I am. |
113 | 00:09:37,827 | 00:09:39,578 | I can't breathe. | I can't breathe. |
114 | 00:09:39,662 | 00:09:43,582 | This room is getting smaller. I have to sit down. | This room is getting smaller. I have to sit down. |
115 | 00:09:43,666 | 00:09:46,251 | Hang on here. Take some water. | Hang on here. Take some water. |
116 | 00:09:54,010 | 00:09:55,302 | All right, there. | All right, there. |
117 | 00:10:01,142 | 00:10:05,604 | This is good. This is much better than what I serve. | This is good. This is much better than what I serve. |
118 | 00:10:07,189 | 00:10:09,983 | That is the water that you serve to your players? | That is the water that you serve to your players? |
119 | 00:10:11,485 | 00:10:14,613 | It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy. | It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy. |
120 | 00:10:14,697 | 00:10:19,451 | I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the... | I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the... |
121 | 00:10:19,535 | 00:10:21,911 | You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free. | You do not have to pay me. I will do it for free. |
122 | 00:10:21,996 | 00:10:25,582 | Promise me that you will never distribute the contents of thatjug | Promise me that you will never distribute the contents of thatjug |
123 | 00:10:25,666 | 00:10:28,710 | - to any human person. - That's a deal. | - to any human person. - That's a deal. |
124 | 00:10:28,794 | 00:10:30,378 | It's a deal? | It's a deal? |
125 | 00:10:31,464 | 00:10:35,759 | Thank you so much, Coach Klein. I will not let you down. | Thank you so much, Coach Klein. I will not let you down. |
126 | 00:10:35,843 | 00:10:37,302 | - Good day. - Good day. | - Good day. - Good day. |
127 | 00:10:37,386 | 00:10:40,221 | I'll see you at practice. | I'll see you at practice. |
128 | 00:11:03,412 | 00:11:06,247 | Quit hoggin' that. Pass it over. | Quit hoggin' that. Pass it over. |
129 | 00:11:23,349 | 00:11:25,183 | OK. | OK. |
130 | 00:11:25,267 | 00:11:28,269 | Just have the defense run sprints. | Just have the defense run sprints. |
131 | 00:11:48,624 | 00:11:51,543 | Yo! Water's better cold. | Yo! Water's better cold. |
132 | 00:11:51,627 | 00:11:56,381 | Yes, I agree. But to guarantee that the H20 is purified, | Yes, I agree. But to guarantee that the H20 is purified, |
133 | 00:11:56,465 | 00:11:59,217 | it's good to use the heating source, Sterno. | it's good to use the heating source, Sterno. |
134 | 00:11:59,301 | 00:12:03,138 | It's like my mama always says, "Better safe than sorry." | It's like my mama always says, "Better safe than sorry." |
135 | 00:12:06,600 | 00:12:10,019 | My mama says that too. Aren't all mamas the same? | My mama says that too. Aren't all mamas the same? |
136 | 00:12:10,104 | 00:12:11,563 | - Yes. - Derek. | - Yes. - Derek. |
137 | 00:12:11,647 | 00:12:15,024 | - I kick the field goals around here. - Will you listen up? | - I kick the field goals around here. - Will you listen up? |
138 | 00:12:15,109 | 00:12:18,236 | I need your cooperation. I need it now. | I need your cooperation. I need it now. |
139 | 00:12:18,320 | 00:12:22,073 | - Is he gonna be all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. | - Is he gonna be all right? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
140 | 00:12:22,158 | 00:12:24,409 | He has his good days and his bad days. | He has his good days and his bad days. |
141 | 00:12:24,493 | 00:12:26,911 | Used to be assistant coach at some big school, | Used to be assistant coach at some big school, |
142 | 00:12:26,996 | 00:12:30,039 | but he had a mental breakdown or something. Don't worry. | but he had a mental breakdown or something. Don't worry. |
143 | 00:12:30,124 | 00:12:33,126 | He'll snap out of it. Let me know when it cools down, baby. | He'll snap out of it. Let me know when it cools down, baby. |
144 | 00:12:33,210 | 00:12:35,378 | - Yes. - All right. | - Yes. - All right. |
145 | 00:12:39,675 | 00:12:43,052 | Hey, did you all get a load of the new waterboy? | Hey, did you all get a load of the new waterboy? |
146 | 00:12:44,680 | 00:12:47,849 | Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right. | Let's make him feel right at home. Jerry, go right. |
147 | 00:12:47,933 | 00:12:51,770 | Casey, go left. Way left. | Casey, go left. Way left. |
148 | 00:12:51,854 | 00:12:54,230 | - On one. Ready? - Break! | - On one. Ready? - Break! |
149 | 00:12:59,403 | 00:13:01,196 | Set! | Set! |
150 | 00:13:01,280 | 00:13:02,572 | Red 22! | Red 22! |
151 | 00:13:02,656 | 00:13:05,241 | Red, 22! | Red, 22! |
152 | 00:13:05,326 | 00:13:06,367 | Hut! | Hut! |
153 | 00:13:18,964 | 00:13:22,592 | I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play. | I think you zigged when you should've zagged on that play. |
154 | 00:13:22,676 | 00:13:26,930 | - Sorry. - Hey, waterboy, check this out. | - Sorry. - Hey, waterboy, check this out. |
155 | 00:13:46,867 | 00:13:50,036 | Hey, waterboy! Check this out. | Hey, waterboy! Check this out. |
156 | 00:13:57,753 | 00:14:00,880 | Well, my, my, my. Was my little aquatic engineer | Well, my, my, my. Was my little aquatic engineer |
157 | 00:14:00,965 | 00:14:03,174 | about to bash one of my football players? | about to bash one of my football players? |
158 | 00:14:03,259 | 00:14:05,844 | Well, he spit in the cooler. | Well, he spit in the cooler. |
159 | 00:14:05,928 | 00:14:09,347 | He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine. | He happens to be a finely tuned athletic machine. |
160 | 00:14:09,431 | 00:14:13,518 | And I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy. | And I ain't gonna have him hit in the head by some idiot waterboy. |
161 | 00:14:14,436 | 00:14:17,730 | Do you understand me? | Do you understand me? |
162 | 00:14:17,815 | 00:14:20,316 | - Are you all right? - I wasn't gonna do nothin'. | - Are you all right? - I wasn't gonna do nothin'. |
163 | 00:14:20,401 | 00:14:23,361 | You better do something. You gotta defend yourself. | You better do something. You gotta defend yourself. |
164 | 00:14:23,445 | 00:14:26,781 | But they're finely-tuned athletic machines. | But they're finely-tuned athletic machines. |
165 | 00:14:26,866 | 00:14:29,492 | I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage. | I am not telling you to go on a shooting rampage. |
166 | 00:14:29,577 | 00:14:33,371 | But you have to stand up for yourself or they'll ride you all season long. | But you have to stand up for yourself or they'll ride you all season long. |
167 | 00:14:33,455 | 00:14:36,457 | Believe me, I've seen it myself. | Believe me, I've seen it myself. |
168 | 00:14:42,131 | 00:14:49,512 | Hey, moron! | Hey, moron! |
169 | 00:14:51,265 | 00:14:54,809 | Look at me. I'm the waterboy. | Look at me. I'm the waterboy. |
170 | 00:14:57,146 | 00:14:59,689 | I got a wooden spoon. | I got a wooden spoon. |
171 | 00:15:01,942 | 00:15:04,694 | Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. | Smell like you could use a shower, stinky. |
172 | 00:15:06,405 | 00:15:08,156 | You're fired! | You're fired! |
173 | 00:15:13,495 | 00:15:15,246 | Stop makin' fun of me. | Stop makin' fun of me. |
174 | 00:15:17,333 | 00:15:19,500 | Red, ready! Hut! | Red, ready! Hut! |
175 | 00:15:23,422 | 00:15:25,465 | - Wow! - Damn! | - Wow! - Damn! |
176 | 00:15:30,095 | 00:15:31,095 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
177 | 00:15:34,850 | 00:15:37,060 | Who that? Who there? | Who that? Who there? |
178 | 00:15:40,439 | 00:15:43,566 | So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass feels like. | So that's what openin' up a can ofwhoop-ass feels like. |
179 | 00:15:43,651 | 00:15:47,528 | Son, you just opened a whole case ofwhoop-ass. | Son, you just opened a whole case ofwhoop-ass. |
180 | 00:15:47,613 | 00:15:51,282 | I would be honored if you play football for this team. | I would be honored if you play football for this team. |
181 | 00:15:51,367 | 00:15:55,370 | - Me? Play football? - Yes. | - Me? Play football? - Yes. |
182 | 00:15:55,454 | 00:15:59,123 | Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football. | Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football. |
183 | 00:15:59,208 | 00:16:02,627 | We're gonna go home. You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama. | We're gonna go home. You and l, we're gonna talk to Mama. |
184 | 00:16:02,711 | 00:16:05,546 | Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... | Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... |
185 | 00:16:05,631 | 00:16:09,175 | - My mama said... - She's gonna say yes. | - My mama said... - She's gonna say yes. |
186 | 00:16:21,981 | 00:16:24,482 | That snake looks delicious. | That snake looks delicious. |
187 | 00:16:24,566 | 00:16:28,152 | What part do you think I'm about to eat? | What part do you think I'm about to eat? |
188 | 00:16:28,237 | 00:16:31,572 | Basically, a snake don't have parts. | Basically, a snake don't have parts. |
189 | 00:16:31,657 | 00:16:34,659 | But, if I had to call it anything, | But, if I had to call it anything, |
190 | 00:16:34,743 | 00:16:37,745 | I would say it's his knee. | I would say it's his knee. |
191 | 00:16:37,830 | 00:16:41,082 | Great. His knee. | Great. His knee. |
192 | 00:16:42,501 | 00:16:44,752 | And what are we having for dessert? | And what are we having for dessert? |
193 | 00:16:48,757 | 00:16:50,216 | Squirrel. | Squirrel. |
194 | 00:16:53,137 | 00:16:54,762 | Excellent. | Excellent. |
195 | 00:16:55,973 | 00:16:58,182 | Let's talk about Bobby playing football. | Let's talk about Bobby playing football. |
196 | 00:16:58,267 | 00:17:01,352 | I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein. I don't like it one bit. | I don't like it, Mr. Coach Klein. I don't like it one bit. |
197 | 00:17:01,437 | 00:17:04,230 | My boy is too delicate to be playin' foosball, | My boy is too delicate to be playin' foosball, |
198 | 00:17:04,314 | 00:17:06,357 | or whatever, with them gargantuans. | or whatever, with them gargantuans. |
199 | 00:17:06,442 | 00:17:08,693 | I don't think you understand... | I don't think you understand... |
200 | 00:17:08,777 | 00:17:11,571 | No, you don't understand me, Mr. Coach Klein. | No, you don't understand me, Mr. Coach Klein. |
201 | 00:17:11,655 | 00:17:13,823 | My boy is all I got left. | My boy is all I got left. |
202 | 00:17:15,367 | 00:17:17,452 | Mama, here. | Mama, here. |
203 | 00:17:17,536 | 00:17:19,495 | It's the brain pain, coach. | It's the brain pain, coach. |
204 | 00:17:19,580 | 00:17:22,999 | You see, my husband Robert, | You see, my husband Robert, |
205 | 00:17:23,083 | 00:17:26,544 | one day back in 1966, pick up sticks, | one day back in 1966, pick up sticks, |
206 | 00:17:26,628 | 00:17:30,381 | and me four months pregnant with this precious angel, | and me four months pregnant with this precious angel, |
207 | 00:17:30,466 | 00:17:32,884 | he decides he wants to help foreign peoples. | he decides he wants to help foreign peoples. |
208 | 00:17:32,968 | 00:17:37,180 | He's gonna go join the Peace Corps. He promise me everything's gonna be OK. | He's gonna go join the Peace Corps. He promise me everything's gonna be OK. |
209 | 00:17:37,264 | 00:17:40,058 | Just like you promisin' me now. | Just like you promisin' me now. |
210 | 00:17:40,142 | 00:17:43,144 | But everything wasn't OK. No. | But everything wasn't OK. No. |
211 | 00:17:43,228 | 00:17:46,814 | He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert. | He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert. |
212 | 00:17:46,899 | 00:17:49,984 | And he died. He died! | And he died. He died! |
213 | 00:17:50,069 | 00:17:53,821 | Couldn't get no water. He died of the dehydration. | Couldn't get no water. He died of the dehydration. |
214 | 00:17:53,906 | 00:17:57,408 | - And we were left all alone. - I would've gotten my daddy water, | - And we were left all alone. - I would've gotten my daddy water, |
215 | 00:17:57,493 | 00:18:00,036 | but I was just a baby inside Mama's stomach. | but I was just a baby inside Mama's stomach. |
216 | 00:18:00,120 | 00:18:03,164 | Now you wanna take away the only part of Robert I have left. | Now you wanna take away the only part of Robert I have left. |
217 | 00:18:03,248 | 00:18:07,543 | But don't you want the only part you've got left to get a college education? | But don't you want the only part you've got left to get a college education? |
218 | 00:18:08,837 | 00:18:12,090 | - Nah. - Me, a college student? | - Nah. - Me, a college student? |
219 | 00:18:12,174 | 00:18:17,136 | Yes. Bobby, think about it. A whole new world will open to you. | Yes. Bobby, think about it. A whole new world will open to you. |
220 | 00:18:17,221 | 00:18:20,890 | Boy, Mama, that sounds nice. Me, a college man. | Boy, Mama, that sounds nice. Me, a college man. |
221 | 00:18:20,974 | 00:18:22,767 | Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy, | Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy, |
222 | 00:18:22,851 | 00:18:25,728 | but he ain't what you'd call college material. | but he ain't what you'd call college material. |
223 | 00:18:25,813 | 00:18:28,439 | So don't fill his head with all those crazy dreams | So don't fill his head with all those crazy dreams |
224 | 00:18:28,524 | 00:18:31,442 | of school and college and things of that sort. | of school and college and things of that sort. |
225 | 00:18:31,527 | 00:18:34,946 | But Mama, I'm tired of everybody callin' me a dummy. | But Mama, I'm tired of everybody callin' me a dummy. |
226 | 00:18:35,030 | 00:18:37,448 | I'm tired of not havin' any friends. | I'm tired of not havin' any friends. |
227 | 00:18:37,533 | 00:18:40,701 | My ass is tired ofjawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed. | My ass is tired ofjawin' all night. I'm goin' to bed. |
228 | 00:18:40,786 | 00:18:44,872 | Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your foosball. | Nice to meet you, Mr. Coach. Good luck with your foosball. |
229 | 00:18:44,957 | 00:18:48,126 | Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out, you come into my bedroom. | Bobby, after you let Mr. Coach out, you come into my bedroom. |
230 | 00:18:48,210 | 00:18:50,044 | Mama'll brush your hair. | Mama'll brush your hair. |
231 | 00:18:54,216 | 00:18:59,053 | When I was your age, my mother told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. | When I was your age, my mother told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. |
232 | 00:19:05,894 | 00:19:08,855 | But what Mama don't know won't hurt her. | But what Mama don't know won't hurt her. |
233 | 00:19:13,152 | 00:19:15,736 | I trust you'll make the right decision. | I trust you'll make the right decision. |
234 | 00:19:29,209 | 00:19:32,253 | Damn, I don't want that ass on the team. | Damn, I don't want that ass on the team. |
235 | 00:19:32,337 | 00:19:34,255 | Everybody's gonna laugh at us. | Everybody's gonna laugh at us. |
236 | 00:19:34,339 | 00:19:39,218 | Everybody's already laughin' at us. We ain't won a game since 1994. | Everybody's already laughin' at us. We ain't won a game since 1994. |
237 | 00:19:41,430 | 00:19:43,806 | - Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey. | - Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey. |
238 | 00:19:43,891 | 00:19:45,433 | Where's your helmet? | Where's your helmet? |
239 | 00:19:45,517 | 00:19:48,019 | Derek, they don't got no more helmets. | Derek, they don't got no more helmets. |
240 | 00:19:48,103 | 00:19:51,022 | Here. You can share mine. | Here. You can share mine. |
241 | 00:19:51,106 | 00:19:53,608 | Try it on, man. See if it fits. | Try it on, man. See if it fits. |
242 | 00:19:56,945 | 00:19:59,488 | - All right. - Thanks, friend. | - All right. - Thanks, friend. |
243 | 00:20:00,616 | 00:20:02,658 | What a dink. | What a dink. |
244 | 00:20:03,619 | 00:20:05,328 | Come on! Huddle up! | Come on! Huddle up! |
245 | 00:20:07,080 | 00:20:10,750 | We have an announcement to make. Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher, | We have an announcement to make. Our former waterboy, Bobby Boucher, |
246 | 00:20:10,834 | 00:20:13,961 | is gonna play some linebacker for us. | is gonna play some linebacker for us. |
247 | 00:20:14,046 | 00:20:17,298 | "I'm a football player." | "I'm a football player." |
248 | 00:20:18,550 | 00:20:22,386 | - Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet. | - Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet. |
249 | 00:20:22,471 | 00:20:25,806 | All right. I wanna work with offense. I wanna work with defense. | All right. I wanna work with offense. I wanna work with defense. |
250 | 00:20:25,891 | 00:20:29,143 | - Go with Farmer Fran, do some laps. - Shit. | - Go with Farmer Fran, do some laps. - Shit. |
251 | 00:20:33,273 | 00:20:37,068 | Line up on the ball. | Line up on the ball. |
252 | 00:20:40,155 | 00:20:43,950 | - All right? Third and ten. - Third and ten? | - All right? Third and ten. - Third and ten? |
253 | 00:20:46,662 | 00:20:49,747 | Yeah, that's the offense's last opportunity | Yeah, that's the offense's last opportunity |
254 | 00:20:49,831 | 00:20:52,250 | to gain ten yards before they have to punt. | to gain ten yards before they have to punt. |
255 | 00:20:52,334 | 00:20:55,753 | - Gee, he's gonna run the option. - Option? | - Gee, he's gonna run the option. - Option? |
256 | 00:20:55,837 | 00:20:58,589 | He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out. | He ain't never gonna be able to figure this out. |
257 | 00:20:58,674 | 00:21:01,592 | Yes, he is. | Yes, he is. |
258 | 00:21:01,677 | 00:21:05,137 | Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed for 18 years. | Now, Bobby, you've waterboyed for 18 years. |
259 | 00:21:05,222 | 00:21:07,431 | Didn't you occasionally watch the game? | Didn't you occasionally watch the game? |
260 | 00:21:07,516 | 00:21:10,726 | I had a lot to keep me busy. | I had a lot to keep me busy. |
261 | 00:21:10,811 | 00:21:14,105 | Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups. | Checking the pH levels, refillin' the cups. |
262 | 00:21:14,189 | 00:21:16,274 | All right. Let's just keep it simple. | All right. Let's just keep it simple. |
263 | 00:21:16,358 | 00:21:21,946 | Casey. I want you to tackle Casey like you did Gee yesterday. | Casey. I want you to tackle Casey like you did Gee yesterday. |
264 | 00:21:22,030 | 00:21:24,949 | - Right now? - Right now! Go! | - Right now? - Right now! Go! |
265 | 00:21:25,033 | 00:21:28,286 | - Does he know about this? - Doesn't matter. You're a warrior. | - Does he know about this? - Doesn't matter. You're a warrior. |
266 | 00:21:28,370 | 00:21:29,870 | Go. | Go. |
267 | 00:21:36,378 | 00:21:38,129 | What you doin'? | What you doin'? |
268 | 00:21:40,048 | 00:21:42,800 | All right. Bobby, Bobby. | All right. Bobby, Bobby. |
269 | 00:21:42,884 | 00:21:45,469 | Don't be afraid to use all of your strength. | Don't be afraid to use all of your strength. |
270 | 00:21:45,554 | 00:21:49,807 | He's resilient. He's a resilient guy. OK? Come on. | He's resilient. He's a resilient guy. OK? Come on. |
271 | 00:21:49,891 | 00:21:52,643 | Hey, Casey, I think he wanna make out with you. | Hey, Casey, I think he wanna make out with you. |
272 | 00:21:53,395 | 00:21:54,979 | OK, that's enough. Thank you. | OK, that's enough. Thank you. |
273 | 00:21:55,063 | 00:21:59,275 | Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? | Is there any sport that you do watch? You know, a physical sport? |
274 | 00:21:59,359 | 00:22:01,610 | - Boxing? Hockey? - Wrestling. | - Boxing? Hockey? - Wrestling. |
275 | 00:22:01,695 | 00:22:05,906 | Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler? | Wrestling! Wrestling is good. Who's your favorite wrestler? |
276 | 00:22:05,991 | 00:22:09,368 | Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, | Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently, |
277 | 00:22:09,453 | 00:22:11,454 | I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano. | I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano. |
278 | 00:22:11,538 | 00:22:15,416 | OK, I want you to do to Casey | OK, I want you to do to Casey |
279 | 00:22:15,500 | 00:22:20,546 | what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go. | what Captain Insano does to the bad guy. Go. |
280 | 00:22:29,931 | 00:22:33,517 | - He poked me in the eye. - Captain Insano shows no mercy. | - He poked me in the eye. - Captain Insano shows no mercy. |
281 | 00:22:35,270 | 00:22:38,606 | Bobby, where was the intensity that I saw yesterday? | Bobby, where was the intensity that I saw yesterday? |
282 | 00:22:38,690 | 00:22:41,525 | No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back, | No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back, |
283 | 00:22:41,610 | 00:22:44,195 | and I just started thinkin' about all the people | and I just started thinkin' about all the people |
284 | 00:22:44,279 | 00:22:46,822 | who'd been mean to me over the years. | who'd been mean to me over the years. |
285 | 00:22:46,907 | 00:22:49,325 | That's it. That's it. | That's it. That's it. |
286 | 00:22:49,409 | 00:22:51,952 | I want you to think about all those mean people. | I want you to think about all those mean people. |
287 | 00:22:52,037 | 00:22:56,540 | - They're gonna be your tackling fuel. - Tacklin' fuel. | - They're gonna be your tackling fuel. - Tacklin' fuel. |
288 | 00:22:56,625 | 00:23:00,544 | - We're gonna use them to play football. - Tacklin' fuel. | - We're gonna use them to play football. - Tacklin' fuel. |
289 | 00:23:00,629 | 00:23:05,883 | I want you to pretend that Casey is insulting you. | I want you to pretend that Casey is insulting you. |
290 | 00:23:05,967 | 00:23:09,595 | - Pretend? - I want you to visualize | - Pretend? - I want you to visualize |
291 | 00:23:09,679 | 00:23:12,848 | people that have been mean to you and then attack. | people that have been mean to you and then attack. |
292 | 00:23:12,933 | 00:23:16,102 | I want you to visualize and then attack. Can you handle that? | I want you to visualize and then attack. Can you handle that? |
293 | 00:23:16,186 | 00:23:18,979 | - I'll try. - He's gonna try. | - I'll try. - He's gonna try. |
294 | 00:23:29,157 | 00:23:31,951 | What's the matter with you, boy? You too stupid | What's the matter with you, boy? You too stupid |
295 | 00:23:32,035 | 00:23:33,702 | to do what your coach tells ya? | to do what your coach tells ya? |
296 | 00:23:36,331 | 00:23:38,999 | - No! - No what? | - No! - No what? |
297 | 00:23:45,507 | 00:23:48,843 | I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend. | I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend. |
298 | 00:23:48,927 | 00:23:51,178 | Bobby. Bobby! | Bobby. Bobby! |
299 | 00:23:51,263 | 00:23:54,306 | Can you do this for me every single game? Can you do this? | Can you do this for me every single game? Can you do this? |
300 | 00:23:54,391 | 00:23:58,936 | Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... | Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... |
301 | 00:23:59,020 | 00:24:00,229 | Yes, I'll do it for ya. | Yes, I'll do it for ya. |
302 | 00:24:05,444 | 00:24:09,280 | So why you pick this class anyway? It's pretty hard. | So why you pick this class anyway? It's pretty hard. |
303 | 00:24:09,364 | 00:24:10,739 | Beautiful view. | Beautiful view. |
304 | 00:24:13,702 | 00:24:18,038 | - Correct. - All right, all right! | - Correct. - All right, all right! |
305 | 00:24:18,123 | 00:24:19,790 | Y'all shut up now! | Y'all shut up now! |
306 | 00:24:19,875 | 00:24:24,211 | Now, last week, we talked about | Now, last week, we talked about |
307 | 00:24:24,296 | 00:24:29,633 | the physiology of the animal brain as it pertains to aggression. | the physiology of the animal brain as it pertains to aggression. |
308 | 00:24:29,718 | 00:24:33,304 | Now is there anyone here that can tell me why | Now is there anyone here that can tell me why |
309 | 00:24:33,388 | 00:24:36,307 | most alligators are abnormally aggressive? | most alligators are abnormally aggressive? |
310 | 00:24:36,391 | 00:24:39,727 | - I know the answer to this question. - Raise your hand. | - I know the answer to this question. - Raise your hand. |
311 | 00:24:39,811 | 00:24:42,271 | Anybody? Anyone? | Anybody? Anyone? |
312 | 00:24:42,355 | 00:24:44,899 | Yes, sir. You, sir. | Yes, sir. You, sir. |
313 | 00:24:46,401 | 00:24:48,944 | Mama says that alligators are ornery | Mama says that alligators are ornery |
314 | 00:24:49,029 | 00:24:51,655 | 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. | 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. |
315 | 00:24:55,535 | 00:24:58,787 | Your mama said alligators are ornery | Your mama said alligators are ornery |
316 | 00:24:58,872 | 00:25:03,125 | 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. | 'cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. |
317 | 00:25:03,210 | 00:25:07,838 | Wow! Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir. | Wow! Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir. |
318 | 00:25:07,923 | 00:25:11,675 | Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata. | Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata. |
319 | 00:25:11,760 | 00:25:15,346 | - It controls aggressive behavior. - That is correct! | - It controls aggressive behavior. - That is correct! |
320 | 00:25:15,430 | 00:25:17,848 | - The medulla oblongata. - But Mama said... | - The medulla oblongata. - But Mama said... |
321 | 00:25:17,933 | 00:25:20,851 | The medulla oblongata... | The medulla oblongata... |
322 | 00:25:22,395 | 00:25:26,232 | ...is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. | ...is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. |
323 | 00:25:26,316 | 00:25:29,443 | Now is there anybody here | Now is there anybody here |
324 | 00:25:29,528 | 00:25:31,987 | can tell me where happiness comes from? | can tell me where happiness comes from? |
325 | 00:25:32,948 | 00:25:35,199 | - No, man. - Anyone? | - No, man. - Anyone? |
326 | 00:25:37,118 | 00:25:41,622 | All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject. | All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject. |
327 | 00:25:41,706 | 00:25:45,292 | Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine | Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine |
328 | 00:25:45,377 | 00:25:47,419 | that come down when you feelin' blue. | that come down when you feelin' blue. |
329 | 00:25:50,382 | 00:25:53,842 | Well, folks, Mama's wrong again. | Well, folks, Mama's wrong again. |
330 | 00:25:55,095 | 00:25:58,806 | No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right. | No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right. |
331 | 00:26:00,308 | 00:26:03,644 | You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right! | You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right! |
332 | 00:26:03,728 | 00:26:06,939 | Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata. | Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata. |
333 | 00:26:14,072 | 00:26:16,740 | It's OK to fight back. Coach Klein said I could. | It's OK to fight back. Coach Klein said I could. |
334 | 00:26:16,825 | 00:26:19,368 | Mr. Coach Klein said I could. It's fine, fellas. | Mr. Coach Klein said I could. It's fine, fellas. |
335 | 00:26:21,580 | 00:26:23,706 | Well, Mud Dog fans, it's time to kick off | Well, Mud Dog fans, it's time to kick off |
336 | 00:26:23,790 | 00:26:28,085 | another year of Mud Dog football. With the weight of a 40-game | another year of Mud Dog football. With the weight of a 40-game |
337 | 00:26:28,169 | 00:26:31,714 | losing streak on their back, everyone seems to be diggin' in | losing streak on their back, everyone seems to be diggin' in |
338 | 00:26:31,798 | 00:26:33,841 | for the long haul. | for the long haul. |
339 | 00:26:52,193 | 00:26:55,029 | - What you doin', Bobby? - Oh, Lord, that's some | - What you doin', Bobby? - Oh, Lord, that's some |
340 | 00:26:55,113 | 00:26:59,158 | heavy-duty armpit saturation. An early warning sign of the dehydration. | heavy-duty armpit saturation. An early warning sign of the dehydration. |
341 | 00:26:59,242 | 00:27:02,119 | - You gots to have H20. - Stop worryin' about water | - You gots to have H20. - Stop worryin' about water |
342 | 00:27:02,203 | 00:27:05,122 | and start worryin' about the game today. Here. | and start worryin' about the game today. Here. |
343 | 00:27:05,206 | 00:27:10,961 | Nowjust do whatever you did to Colonel Sanders, and you'll be fine. | Nowjust do whatever you did to Colonel Sanders, and you'll be fine. |
344 | 00:27:11,046 | 00:27:15,299 | I will, thank you. I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama. | I will, thank you. I just... I feel bad about lyin' to my mama. |
345 | 00:27:15,383 | 00:27:17,760 | I wonder what she's doin' right now. | I wonder what she's doin' right now. |
346 | 00:27:24,225 | 00:27:26,810 | And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return. | And he's down with a three-yard kickoff return. |
347 | 00:27:26,895 | 00:27:29,855 | - The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - OK, you can do it. | - The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - OK, you can do it. |
348 | 00:27:29,939 | 00:27:32,232 | Gain some yards. Put points on the board. | Gain some yards. Put points on the board. |
349 | 00:27:32,317 | 00:27:34,777 | Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks | Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks |
350 | 00:27:34,861 | 00:27:38,781 | Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out. | Gee Grenouille throws a touchdown pass on the first play. Check it out. |
351 | 00:27:38,865 | 00:27:41,492 | Set, blue 22, hut! | Set, blue 22, hut! |
352 | 00:27:50,377 | 00:27:52,169 | You owe me 50 bucks! | You owe me 50 bucks! |
353 | 00:27:52,253 | 00:27:55,798 | You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole. | You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole. |
354 | 00:27:55,882 | 00:28:00,177 | Go, go, go, go! Hold 'em, hold 'em! You can do it. Come on. | Go, go, go, go! Hold 'em, hold 'em! You can do it. Come on. |
355 | 00:28:00,261 | 00:28:03,180 | Bobby, this is just like we practiced, OK? | Bobby, this is just like we practiced, OK? |
356 | 00:28:03,264 | 00:28:04,598 | OK, go, go, go. Come on. | OK, go, go, go. Come on. |
357 | 00:28:07,727 | 00:28:10,187 | Watch where you're going, needle dick. | Watch where you're going, needle dick. |
358 | 00:28:18,947 | 00:28:20,447 | Set! | Set! |
359 | 00:28:21,783 | 00:28:25,911 | Time for the retard to find out what college football's all about. | Time for the retard to find out what college football's all about. |
360 | 00:28:27,122 | 00:28:29,873 | 390! | 390! |
361 | 00:28:29,958 | 00:28:31,709 | Check, check! | Check, check! |
362 | 00:28:31,793 | 00:28:35,921 | - Red, 18! - Red, 18! | - Red, 18! - Red, 18! |
363 | 00:28:36,005 | 00:28:39,216 | Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! | Needle dick! Needle dick! Needle dick! |
364 | 00:28:43,304 | 00:28:47,307 | - Yeah! - Your name is needle dick. | - Yeah! - Your name is needle dick. |
365 | 00:28:48,518 | 00:28:50,394 | I knew that this was a good idea. | I knew that this was a good idea. |
366 | 00:29:03,491 | 00:29:04,700 | Yes! | Yes! |
367 | 00:29:07,996 | 00:29:11,206 | - Timeout from the game. - What's he calling timeout for? | - Timeout from the game. - What's he calling timeout for? |
368 | 00:29:11,291 | 00:29:16,920 | - What are you doin'? - Here, this is for you. Enjoy. | - What are you doin'? - Here, this is for you. Enjoy. |
369 | 00:29:17,005 | 00:29:20,883 | - Hey, waterboy, you're fired! - Stop it! | - Hey, waterboy, you're fired! - Stop it! |
370 | 00:29:28,016 | 00:29:29,975 | Yes! Bobby! | Yes! Bobby! |
371 | 00:29:34,689 | 00:29:37,149 | - Yeah, man! Yeah! - Yeah, yeah! | - Yeah, man! Yeah! - Yeah, yeah! |
372 | 00:29:37,233 | 00:29:41,236 | - Slap hands! - Whatever. | - Slap hands! - Whatever. |
373 | 00:29:44,824 | 00:29:47,409 | Waterboy's killin' 'em. | Waterboy's killin' 'em. |
374 | 00:29:47,494 | 00:29:50,954 | He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana. | He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana. |
375 | 00:29:51,039 | 00:29:54,291 | Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. | Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. |
376 | 00:29:54,375 | 00:29:56,168 | I said Joe Mantegna. | I said Joe Mantegna. |
377 | 00:29:57,712 | 00:30:01,131 | We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter. | We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter. |
378 | 00:30:01,216 | 00:30:03,675 | Eagle cover two. Ready? | Eagle cover two. Ready? |
379 | 00:30:07,305 | 00:30:09,431 | Best of luck to you on the upcoming play. | Best of luck to you on the upcoming play. |
380 | 00:30:09,516 | 00:30:13,393 | I'll be playin' with your mama tonight. | I'll be playin' with your mama tonight. |
381 | 00:30:13,478 | 00:30:17,314 | - Sixty-two. - Blue 22, hut! | - Sixty-two. - Blue 22, hut! |
382 | 00:30:17,398 | 00:30:20,859 | Bernard drops back. Looks like a screen pass. | Bernard drops back. Looks like a screen pass. |
383 | 00:30:21,528 | 00:30:24,780 | Sixty-two! Sixty-two! There you are! | Sixty-two! Sixty-two! There you are! |
384 | 00:30:26,157 | 00:30:27,157 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
385 | 00:30:27,242 | 00:30:30,327 | Number 62 is headed for the end zone. | Number 62 is headed for the end zone. |
386 | 00:30:30,411 | 00:30:33,789 | He's at the 40, 30. He's almost... | He's at the 40, 30. He's almost... |
387 | 00:30:35,416 | 00:30:37,501 | Touchdown! Reds lead. | Touchdown! Reds lead. |
388 | 00:30:39,254 | 00:30:42,005 | Dropkicked him. Boucher knocked him out cold. | Dropkicked him. Boucher knocked him out cold. |
389 | 00:30:42,090 | 00:30:45,634 | I love my mama very much. Now you know that. | I love my mama very much. Now you know that. |
390 | 00:30:49,389 | 00:30:53,684 | The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot. | The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot. |
391 | 00:30:53,768 | 00:30:55,769 | Waterboy, you stink! | Waterboy, you stink! |
392 | 00:30:58,314 | 00:31:01,650 | Nice job, shithead. You just lost us the game. | Nice job, shithead. You just lost us the game. |
393 | 00:31:01,734 | 00:31:05,779 | I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend? | I'm sorry. Would you please still be my friend? |
394 | 00:31:05,864 | 00:31:09,741 | - No! Get away from me. - OK. | - No! Get away from me. - OK. |
395 | 00:31:16,332 | 00:31:18,083 | Excuse me? May I help you? | Excuse me? May I help you? |
396 | 00:31:20,253 | 00:31:23,213 | - Hey, stud. - Vicki Vallencourt, this is... | - Hey, stud. - Vicki Vallencourt, this is... |
397 | 00:31:23,298 | 00:31:27,551 | - This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail | - This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail |
398 | 00:31:27,635 | 00:31:31,638 | - and I heard you were playin' football. - Yes, well, I've... | - and I heard you were playin' football. - Yes, well, I've... |
399 | 00:31:37,937 | 00:31:39,438 | Yes. | Yes. |
400 | 00:31:44,485 | 00:31:49,114 | So what say we go and get somethin' to eat, catch up on things. | So what say we go and get somethin' to eat, catch up on things. |
401 | 00:31:49,198 | 00:31:52,910 | Mama's not a big fan of restaurants | Mama's not a big fan of restaurants |
402 | 00:31:52,994 | 00:31:54,870 | or of me going to one. | or of me going to one. |
403 | 00:31:56,122 | 00:31:59,708 | But if you'd like, sometimes, | But if you'd like, sometimes, |
404 | 00:31:59,792 | 00:32:03,045 | Mama, she... she got... on a Sunday afternoon... | Mama, she... she got... on a Sunday afternoon... |
405 | 00:32:03,129 | 00:32:07,758 | There's a grill with the charcoal biscuits. | There's a grill with the charcoal biscuits. |
406 | 00:32:07,842 | 00:32:10,260 | - You want me to come to a barbecue? - That's it. | - You want me to come to a barbecue? - That's it. |
407 | 00:32:10,345 | 00:32:11,887 | Sounds great. | Sounds great. |
408 | 00:32:14,849 | 00:32:18,560 | And by the way, I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower. | And by the way, I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower. |
409 | 00:32:29,322 | 00:32:32,950 | You know that old hag that does astrology on Good Morning America, | You know that old hag that does astrology on Good Morning America, |
410 | 00:32:33,034 | 00:32:36,703 | she ought to pack it in. Listen what she said for Sagittarius: | she ought to pack it in. Listen what she said for Sagittarius: |
411 | 00:32:36,788 | 00:32:39,998 | "You're gonna be faced with a difficult decision today." | "You're gonna be faced with a difficult decision today." |
412 | 00:32:40,083 | 00:32:43,752 | But the thing is, we're all faced with difficult decisions every day. | But the thing is, we're all faced with difficult decisions every day. |
413 | 00:32:43,836 | 00:32:47,798 | - Like sayin' you're gonna eat today. - Maybe by leaving her predictions | - Like sayin' you're gonna eat today. - Maybe by leaving her predictions |
414 | 00:32:47,882 | 00:32:49,257 | vague and generalized, | vague and generalized, |
415 | 00:32:49,342 | 00:32:53,136 | there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony. | there's less of a chance of someone findin' out she's a phony. |
416 | 00:32:53,221 | 00:32:55,806 | - Whatever, college boy. - Don't say college boy. | - Whatever, college boy. - Don't say college boy. |
417 | 00:32:55,890 | 00:32:57,724 | - Here comes Mama. - OK. | - Here comes Mama. - OK. |
418 | 00:33:02,772 | 00:33:04,398 | That looks nice, Mama. | That looks nice, Mama. |
419 | 00:33:06,567 | 00:33:08,986 | - Here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you. | - Here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you. |
420 | 00:33:09,070 | 00:33:12,155 | Mama, Vicki's an astrologist. | Mama, Vicki's an astrologist. |
421 | 00:33:12,240 | 00:33:14,866 | I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally. | I don't believe in that sort of thing, personally. |
422 | 00:33:14,951 | 00:33:18,078 | Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil. | Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil. |
423 | 00:33:20,790 | 00:33:23,500 | You sure played great yesterday, Bobby. | You sure played great yesterday, Bobby. |
424 | 00:33:23,584 | 00:33:25,252 | What did my boy play great? | What did my boy play great? |
425 | 00:33:27,755 | 00:33:32,009 | Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy. He played... He played waterboy great. | Waterboy. Yeah, waterboy. He played... He played waterboy great. |
426 | 00:33:32,093 | 00:33:35,804 | Everybody who was thirsty got a drink right away, | Everybody who was thirsty got a drink right away, |
427 | 00:33:35,888 | 00:33:38,181 | yesterday at the... at the football game. | yesterday at the... at the football game. |
428 | 00:33:38,266 | 00:33:41,977 | Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. | Foosball! Bunch of overgrown monsters manhandling each other. |
429 | 00:33:42,061 | 00:33:44,521 | Remember when that man wanted you to play? | Remember when that man wanted you to play? |
430 | 00:33:44,605 | 00:33:48,734 | Yeah, I... He... Roy Orbison... | Yeah, I... He... Roy Orbison... |
431 | 00:33:48,818 | 00:33:51,361 | Coach Klein. I remember. | Coach Klein. I remember. |
432 | 00:33:51,446 | 00:33:55,073 | So, Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo | So, Bobby, did they ever catch that gorilla what escaped from the zoo |
433 | 00:33:55,158 | 00:33:58,410 | - and punched you in the eye? - No, Mama, he... | - and punched you in the eye? - No, Mama, he... |
434 | 00:33:58,494 | 00:34:00,454 | The search continues. | The search continues. |
435 | 00:34:03,791 | 00:34:08,295 | What would you think if Bobby did play football, Mrs. Boucher? | What would you think if Bobby did play football, Mrs. Boucher? |
436 | 00:34:08,379 | 00:34:11,256 | Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all. | Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all. |
437 | 00:34:11,340 | 00:34:14,051 | And to tell you the truth, I don't think much of you | And to tell you the truth, I don't think much of you |
438 | 00:34:14,135 | 00:34:17,179 | and all your snotty questions, Miss Vallencourt. | and all your snotty questions, Miss Vallencourt. |
439 | 00:34:17,263 | 00:34:20,474 | I'm disturbed to see that you're so interested in my boy. | I'm disturbed to see that you're so interested in my boy. |
440 | 00:34:20,558 | 00:34:24,728 | I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher. | I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher. |
441 | 00:34:24,812 | 00:34:28,899 | Really? Well, did he tell you about how much his feet smell? | Really? Well, did he tell you about how much his feet smell? |
442 | 00:34:28,983 | 00:34:31,693 | - Mama. - He has to wear two pair of socks. | - Mama. - He has to wear two pair of socks. |
443 | 00:34:31,778 | 00:34:34,905 | Well, men are supposed to have stinky feet. | Well, men are supposed to have stinky feet. |
444 | 00:34:34,989 | 00:34:38,408 | Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character | Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character |
445 | 00:34:38,493 | 00:34:41,578 | - by the name of Deputy Dawg? - Mama, please. | - by the name of Deputy Dawg? - Mama, please. |
446 | 00:34:41,662 | 00:34:45,248 | Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg | Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg |
447 | 00:34:45,333 | 00:34:49,544 | to be very, very sexy. | to be very, very sexy. |
448 | 00:34:49,629 | 00:34:52,339 | Did he tell you about his little bedtime problem? | Did he tell you about his little bedtime problem? |
449 | 00:34:52,423 | 00:34:56,426 | - Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there. | - Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there. |
450 | 00:34:58,179 | 00:35:01,098 | If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself. | If you'll excuse me, ladies, I'm gonna go hang myself. |
451 | 00:35:01,182 | 00:35:03,683 | - Now you see what you done? - What I did? | - Now you see what you done? - What I did? |
452 | 00:35:03,768 | 00:35:07,395 | You listen here, cupcake. The only woman in my boy's life is me. | You listen here, cupcake. The only woman in my boy's life is me. |
453 | 00:35:07,480 | 00:35:11,608 | Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you. | Nobody's gonna take him away, especially not some godless Jezebel like you. |
454 | 00:35:11,692 | 00:35:15,612 | Oh, yeah? Well, your Bobby is a grown man. And guess what? | Oh, yeah? Well, your Bobby is a grown man. And guess what? |
455 | 00:35:15,696 | 00:35:19,282 | - He can hang out with whoever he wants! - He can. Whoever he wants. | - He can hang out with whoever he wants! - He can. Whoever he wants. |
456 | 00:35:19,367 | 00:35:23,829 | 'Cept you! Bobby, that woman is the devil. | 'Cept you! Bobby, that woman is the devil. |
457 | 00:35:23,913 | 00:35:26,289 | - I want you to stay away from her. - Yes, Mama. | - I want you to stay away from her. - Yes, Mama. |
458 | 00:35:26,374 | 00:35:30,544 | You come on inside before that little ol' witch casts a spell on us! | You come on inside before that little ol' witch casts a spell on us! |
459 | 00:35:33,881 | 00:35:36,133 | I'm sorry, Vicki Vallencourt. | I'm sorry, Vicki Vallencourt. |
460 | 00:35:42,056 | 00:35:43,807 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
461 | 00:35:52,483 | 00:35:55,861 | When we report on the SCLSU Mud Dogs here on SportsCenter, | When we report on the SCLSU Mud Dogs here on SportsCenter, |
462 | 00:35:55,945 | 00:35:58,613 | it's to add a number to their losing streak, | it's to add a number to their losing streak, |
463 | 00:35:58,698 | 00:36:03,618 | which now stands at 41 . But now, Bobby Boucher has given us another reason. | which now stands at 41 . But now, Bobby Boucher has given us another reason. |
464 | 00:36:03,703 | 00:36:06,246 | In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday, | In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday, |
465 | 00:36:06,330 | 00:36:09,291 | the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new NCAA record | the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new NCAA record |
466 | 00:36:09,375 | 00:36:14,004 | by sacking the quarterback 16 times, shattering the old record of seven. | by sacking the quarterback 16 times, shattering the old record of seven. |
467 | 00:36:14,088 | 00:36:17,549 | And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher is also the team's waterboy, | And, oh, by the way, Bobby Boucher is also the team's waterboy, |
468 | 00:36:17,633 | 00:36:19,676 | which, of course, begs the question: | which, of course, begs the question: |
469 | 00:36:19,760 | 00:36:24,097 | What exactly are they putting in the water in Jackson's Bayou, Louisiana? | What exactly are they putting in the water in Jackson's Bayou, Louisiana? |
470 | 00:36:35,443 | 00:36:38,695 | We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go. | We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go. |
471 | 00:36:38,779 | 00:36:41,489 | We are one family with one dream. | We are one family with one dream. |
472 | 00:36:41,574 | 00:36:45,577 | There are 40 of you on this team, not one. Bobby can't do this by himself. | There are 40 of you on this team, not one. Bobby can't do this by himself. |
473 | 00:36:45,661 | 00:36:49,956 | Get out and make something happen! Sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go! | Get out and make something happen! Sacrifice your bodies. Go, go, go! |
474 | 00:36:50,041 | 00:36:54,502 | Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna have to do this by yourself | Thank you. Bobby, you're gonna have to do this by yourself |
475 | 00:36:54,587 | 00:36:56,755 | because nobody on this team is any good. | because nobody on this team is any good. |
476 | 00:36:56,839 | 00:37:01,134 | Look, I can't stand losing anymore. We've got to win one game. | Look, I can't stand losing anymore. We've got to win one game. |
477 | 00:37:01,219 | 00:37:04,512 | Go out there and make something happen. Visualize and attack. | Go out there and make something happen. Visualize and attack. |
478 | 00:37:04,597 | 00:37:07,891 | - Visualize and attack. Please! Please! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. | - Visualize and attack. Please! Please! - Yes, yes, yes, yes. |
479 | 00:37:08,893 | 00:37:12,229 | Central Kentucky's down to their third string quarterback. | Central Kentucky's down to their third string quarterback. |
480 | 00:37:12,313 | 00:37:16,691 | Good ne ws, folks. Quarterback Tommy Gardner does not have a broken neck. | Good ne ws, folks. Quarterback Tommy Gardner does not have a broken neck. |
481 | 00:37:16,776 | 00:37:20,403 | Blue 52! Blue 52! Hut! | Blue 52! Blue 52! Hut! |
482 | 00:37:20,488 | 00:37:23,531 | I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil! | I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil! |
483 | 00:37:23,616 | 00:37:27,494 | She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. | She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. |
484 | 00:37:27,578 | 00:37:31,248 | - I never said she was the devil. - Most beautiful woman in the world! | - I never said she was the devil. - Most beautiful woman in the world! |
485 | 00:37:31,332 | 00:37:32,916 | Please, don't hurt me! | Please, don't hurt me! |
486 | 00:37:35,419 | 00:37:37,545 | Follow the... Come on! | Follow the... Come on! |
487 | 00:37:38,506 | 00:37:40,507 | You crazy man! OK, OK, OK! | You crazy man! OK, OK, OK! |
488 | 00:37:41,842 | 00:37:44,177 | It's a safety! They win, they win, they win! | It's a safety! They win, they win, they win! |
489 | 00:37:44,262 | 00:37:47,430 | With the help of Boucher, the losing streak is over! | With the help of Boucher, the losing streak is over! |
490 | 00:37:47,515 | 00:37:50,558 | I'm so sorry, Mama. Please forgive me. | I'm so sorry, Mama. Please forgive me. |
491 | 00:37:50,643 | 00:37:54,020 | I love you so much, Mama. I love you. | I love you so much, Mama. I love you. |
492 | 00:37:55,398 | 00:37:58,316 | - I love you too. - We won! We won, baby! | - I love you too. - We won! We won, baby! |
493 | 00:37:58,401 | 00:38:00,443 | It's gonna be a big party and you going! | It's gonna be a big party and you going! |
494 | 00:38:00,528 | 00:38:05,782 | - Me? Party? - Yeah, baby! | - Me? Party? - Yeah, baby! |
495 | 00:38:06,367 | 00:38:08,952 | Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! | Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! |
496 | 00:38:19,380 | 00:38:21,965 | Hey. Nice suit. | Hey. Nice suit. |
497 | 00:38:22,049 | 00:38:24,634 | Thank you. It was my daddy's. | Thank you. It was my daddy's. |
498 | 00:38:24,719 | 00:38:28,513 | Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox: | Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox: |
499 | 00:38:28,597 | 00:38:32,100 | - Louisiana frog cakes. - Thanks. | - Louisiana frog cakes. - Thanks. |
500 | 00:38:32,184 | 00:38:35,895 | - Come on in. - Hey, Bobby Boucher! | - Come on in. - Hey, Bobby Boucher! |
501 | 00:38:35,980 | 00:38:38,648 | Look who's here, Sergeant Stutter. | Look who's here, Sergeant Stutter. |
502 | 00:38:38,733 | 00:38:39,983 | Want a beer? | Want a beer? |
503 | 00:38:40,067 | 00:38:42,485 | I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch. | I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch. |
504 | 00:38:42,570 | 00:38:45,989 | - You just make a joke, Bobby? - Yes, I did. | - You just make a joke, Bobby? - Yes, I did. |
505 | 00:38:46,073 | 00:38:48,074 | Good one. | Good one. |
506 | 00:38:49,201 | 00:38:53,788 | Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off. | Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off. |
507 | 00:38:53,873 | 00:38:56,499 | And that will lead to a lot more victories. | And that will lead to a lot more victories. |
508 | 00:38:56,584 | 00:38:59,461 | Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game. | Yeah, that and the waterboy getting 20 sacks a game. |
509 | 00:38:59,545 | 00:39:00,795 | That too. | That too. |
510 | 00:39:02,715 | 00:39:04,841 | Professor! | Professor! |
511 | 00:39:04,925 | 00:39:07,761 | Havin' that test on amphibians and reptiles Friday? | Havin' that test on amphibians and reptiles Friday? |
512 | 00:39:07,845 | 00:39:10,138 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
513 | 00:39:10,222 | 00:39:12,766 | That is, if it's all right with you. | That is, if it's all right with you. |
514 | 00:39:12,850 | 00:39:17,270 | - Of course it is. - My best regards to your dear mama. | - Of course it is. - My best regards to your dear mama. |
515 | 00:39:18,856 | 00:39:20,607 | Let's talk to the waterboy. | Let's talk to the waterboy. |
516 | 00:39:20,691 | 00:39:22,859 | You played amazing at the game today. | You played amazing at the game today. |
517 | 00:39:22,943 | 00:39:26,946 | And you are so cute. Is there a girl you're seein'? | And you are so cute. Is there a girl you're seein'? |
518 | 00:39:27,031 | 00:39:29,532 | Seein'? | Seein'? |
519 | 00:39:29,617 | 00:39:32,035 | I see a lot of girls. | I see a lot of girls. |
520 | 00:39:32,119 | 00:39:34,371 | I see a lot of guys too. | I see a lot of guys too. |
521 | 00:39:34,455 | 00:39:36,956 | I think that's sexy. | I think that's sexy. |
522 | 00:39:37,041 | 00:39:39,542 | Ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? | Ever been with a guy and a girl at the same time? |
523 | 00:39:39,627 | 00:39:42,379 | Oh, yeah, plenty of times. The other night, | Oh, yeah, plenty of times. The other night, |
524 | 00:39:42,463 | 00:39:45,173 | I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time. | I was with my mama and Coach Klein at the same time. |
525 | 00:39:47,009 | 00:39:50,845 | You are a bad boy. I wish you were my boyfriend. | You are a bad boy. I wish you were my boyfriend. |
526 | 00:39:50,930 | 00:39:55,642 | Oh, thank you, but, see, there's this girl, Vicki Vallencourt. | Oh, thank you, but, see, there's this girl, Vicki Vallencourt. |
527 | 00:39:55,726 | 00:39:58,686 | She may be the devil. Mama said that. Consequently, | She may be the devil. Mama said that. Consequently, |
528 | 00:39:58,771 | 00:40:01,106 | I am prohibited from contact with her. | I am prohibited from contact with her. |
529 | 00:40:01,190 | 00:40:05,276 | But I hope to get past that one day 'cause she's nice to talk to. | But I hope to get past that one day 'cause she's nice to talk to. |
530 | 00:40:59,206 | 00:41:01,541 | Yo, we have a very special guest here today. | Yo, we have a very special guest here today. |
531 | 00:41:01,625 | 00:41:06,421 | Let's have a warm L.T. welcome for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby. | Let's have a warm L.T. welcome for Bobby Boucher. Come on, Bobby. |
532 | 00:41:06,505 | 00:41:10,091 | - Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor. - Tell me, what is your secret? | - Thank you, Mr. Lawrence Taylor. - Tell me, what is your secret? |
533 | 00:41:10,176 | 00:41:12,635 | How do you find yourself in the right position? | How do you find yourself in the right position? |
534 | 00:41:12,720 | 00:41:14,762 | That's a good question. | That's a good question. |
535 | 00:41:14,847 | 00:41:18,933 | What happens is the center has the ball first. | What happens is the center has the ball first. |
536 | 00:41:19,018 | 00:41:21,019 | And the quarterback will say, "Hike." | And the quarterback will say, "Hike." |
537 | 00:41:21,103 | 00:41:24,814 | That's when the center puts the ball in the hands of the quarterback. | That's when the center puts the ball in the hands of the quarterback. |
538 | 00:41:24,899 | 00:41:27,984 | So, what I do is I start tacklin' the quarterback, | So, what I do is I start tacklin' the quarterback, |
539 | 00:41:28,068 | 00:41:30,987 | unless he give the ball to somebody else, in which case, | unless he give the ball to somebody else, in which case, |
540 | 00:41:31,071 | 00:41:32,739 | I try to tackle that person. | I try to tackle that person. |
541 | 00:41:37,203 | 00:41:41,581 | Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack. | Gentleman, which brings me to my next point: don't smoke crack. |
542 | 00:41:51,258 | 00:41:53,134 | Vicki Vallencourt. | Vicki Vallencourt. |
543 | 00:41:54,595 | 00:41:55,678 | What you doin' here? | What you doin' here? |
544 | 00:41:55,763 | 00:41:57,680 | Oh, nothin'. | Oh, nothin'. |
545 | 00:41:57,765 | 00:42:02,101 | I was just thinkin' about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there. | I was just thinkin' about stealin' L.T.'s Porsche over there. |
546 | 00:42:02,186 | 00:42:04,187 | But I suppose I ought to be movin' on | But I suppose I ought to be movin' on |
547 | 00:42:04,271 | 00:42:06,523 | before I get you in trouble with your mama. | before I get you in trouble with your mama. |
548 | 00:42:06,607 | 00:42:11,486 | Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her. | Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her. |
549 | 00:42:11,570 | 00:42:16,366 | So maybe we could ride home together. | So maybe we could ride home together. |
550 | 00:42:16,450 | 00:42:20,203 | - Really? - If you'd like to. | - Really? - If you'd like to. |
551 | 00:42:21,789 | 00:42:22,997 | OK. | OK. |
552 | 00:43:02,538 | 00:43:04,747 | Come sit down, if you'd like. | Come sit down, if you'd like. |
553 | 00:43:07,835 | 00:43:09,836 | Vicki Vallencourt, I figured, | Vicki Vallencourt, I figured, |
554 | 00:43:09,920 | 00:43:14,090 | 'cause you're interested in astrology and mystical stuff like that, | 'cause you're interested in astrology and mystical stuff like that, |
555 | 00:43:14,174 | 00:43:16,342 | you might appreciate this. | you might appreciate this. |
556 | 00:43:18,137 | 00:43:21,431 | That's water from a glacier in Alaska. | That's water from a glacier in Alaska. |
557 | 00:43:21,515 | 00:43:26,102 | It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man. | It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man. |
558 | 00:43:26,186 | 00:43:29,439 | - It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold. | - It's cold! - Yes, it's always cold. |
559 | 00:43:29,523 | 00:43:31,941 | That's why it's so special. | That's why it's so special. |
560 | 00:43:47,666 | 00:43:50,960 | That was... That... That happened... | That was... That... That happened... |
561 | 00:43:51,045 | 00:43:55,089 | That happened to be my first time with lips | That happened to be my first time with lips |
562 | 00:43:55,174 | 00:43:59,052 | and... and... and... the tongue. | and... and... and... the tongue. |
563 | 00:43:59,136 | 00:44:03,306 | That was your tongue. I... I believe it was. | That was your tongue. I... I believe it was. |
564 | 00:44:03,390 | 00:44:05,141 | I never did that before. | I never did that before. |
565 | 00:44:05,225 | 00:44:07,393 | If that was your first kiss, | If that was your first kiss, |
566 | 00:44:07,478 | 00:44:10,730 | then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these. | then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these. |
567 | 00:44:13,901 | 00:44:17,654 | Yes, yes, that is another first for me, | Yes, yes, that is another first for me, |
568 | 00:44:17,738 | 00:44:21,741 | and I appreciate what... what you're showin' me right now. | and I appreciate what... what you're showin' me right now. |
569 | 00:44:25,245 | 00:44:27,747 | Vicki Vallencourt, I think Mama's up. | Vicki Vallencourt, I think Mama's up. |
570 | 00:44:30,376 | 00:44:33,419 | Devil, devil, devil. | Devil, devil, devil. |
571 | 00:44:34,963 | 00:44:36,255 | You better get goin'. | You better get goin'. |
572 | 00:44:38,550 | 00:44:42,679 | My God, Bobby. I mean, sometimes, I just don't know why I bother with you. | My God, Bobby. I mean, sometimes, I just don't know why I bother with you. |
573 | 00:44:42,763 | 00:44:44,389 | You ain't even a man. | You ain't even a man. |
574 | 00:44:48,519 | 00:44:52,021 | It looks like the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs, | It looks like the Cinderella S.C.L.S.U. Mud Dogs, |
575 | 00:44:52,106 | 00:44:56,484 | led by linebacker Bobby Boucher, are gonna fall one victory short | led by linebacker Bobby Boucher, are gonna fall one victory short |
576 | 00:44:56,568 | 00:44:59,529 | of that Bourbon Bowl bid. Iowa could win the game | of that Bourbon Bowl bid. Iowa could win the game |
577 | 00:44:59,613 | 00:45:03,116 | - by nailing this 20-yard field goal. - But the Mud Dogs have played | - by nailing this 20-yard field goal. - But the Mud Dogs have played |
578 | 00:45:03,200 | 00:45:08,871 | a sensational football game. Look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' drive. | a sensational football game. Look at the way Boucher entered the Hawkeyes' drive. |
579 | 00:45:08,956 | 00:45:12,500 | Here we see Boucher instantly penetrating the pocket. | Here we see Boucher instantly penetrating the pocket. |
580 | 00:45:15,045 | 00:45:18,131 | There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. | There's a lot of pain and shame in those eyes. |
581 | 00:45:18,215 | 00:45:19,966 | Friends, it's all over. | Friends, it's all over. |
582 | 00:45:20,050 | 00:45:23,553 | - My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image. | - My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image. |
583 | 00:45:23,637 | 00:45:26,055 | Difficult to watch, Chris. | Difficult to watch, Chris. |
584 | 00:45:26,140 | 00:45:29,100 | Mud Dogs! | Mud Dogs! |
585 | 00:45:29,184 | 00:45:32,478 | Gonna kick some names and take some ass! | Gonna kick some names and take some ass! |
586 | 00:45:34,064 | 00:45:35,440 | Bobby! | Bobby! |
587 | 00:45:36,358 | 00:45:39,318 | Water sucks. Gatorade is better. | Water sucks. Gatorade is better. |
588 | 00:45:39,403 | 00:45:42,238 | - What? - Use it on the field. | - What? - Use it on the field. |
589 | 00:45:42,322 | 00:45:45,491 | Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy! | Waterboy, Waterboy, Waterboy! |
590 | 00:45:52,750 | 00:45:58,129 | Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot. | Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot. |
591 | 00:45:58,213 | 00:46:00,548 | You're drinkin' the wrong water. | You're drinkin' the wrong water. |
592 | 00:46:00,632 | 00:46:04,594 | - Gatorade. - H20. | - Gatorade. - H20. |
593 | 00:46:04,678 | 00:46:09,098 | - Gatorade! - H20! | - Gatorade! - H20! |
594 | 00:46:09,183 | 00:46:11,976 | Water sucks It really, really sucks | Water sucks It really, really sucks |
595 | 00:46:12,060 | 00:46:13,603 | Water sucks | Water sucks |
596 | 00:46:13,687 | 00:46:17,023 | Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people. | Stop saying that. You don't mean that. You're bad people. |
597 | 00:46:37,294 | 00:46:41,589 | And my friend, Chris, the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl. | And my friend, Chris, the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl. |
598 | 00:46:44,134 | 00:46:47,220 | With yesterday's come-from-behind victory, the Mud Dogs | With yesterday's come-from-behind victory, the Mud Dogs |
599 | 00:46:47,304 | 00:46:50,556 | earned a Ne w Year's Day date with Red Beaulieu and the Cougars | earned a Ne w Year's Day date with Red Beaulieu and the Cougars |
600 | 00:46:50,641 | 00:46:53,601 | in the first Bourbon Bowl. But not only has the waterboy | in the first Bourbon Bowl. But not only has the waterboy |
601 | 00:46:53,685 | 00:46:56,979 | changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes, he's got other teams looking | changed S.C.L.S.U.'s fortunes, he's got other teams looking |
602 | 00:46:57,064 | 00:47:01,484 | around the sidelines for talent. In fact, Michigan, devastated by injury, | around the sidelines for talent. In fact, Michigan, devastated by injury, |
603 | 00:47:01,568 | 00:47:04,862 | experimented with their towel boy at wide receiver. | experimented with their towel boy at wide receiver. |
604 | 00:47:06,073 | 00:47:09,242 | But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems. | But the towel boy ran into a laundry list of problems. |
605 | 00:47:31,348 | 00:47:34,016 | You know, when I see so many of you here tonight, | You know, when I see so many of you here tonight, |
606 | 00:47:34,101 | 00:47:39,355 | it reminds me just about how special this season really was. | it reminds me just about how special this season really was. |
607 | 00:47:39,439 | 00:47:43,860 | Notjust for the team. Notjust for the students. | Notjust for the team. Notjust for the students. |
608 | 00:47:43,944 | 00:47:47,071 | But for each and every one of you | But for each and every one of you |
609 | 00:47:47,155 | 00:47:50,575 | in our small corner of Louisiana! | in our small corner of Louisiana! |
610 | 00:47:53,412 | 00:47:54,871 | You can do it! | You can do it! |
611 | 00:47:54,955 | 00:47:59,125 | Oh, yes, we can, and, yes, we will. | Oh, yes, we can, and, yes, we will. |
612 | 00:47:59,209 | 00:48:02,211 | Because we've got a young man | Because we've got a young man |
613 | 00:48:02,296 | 00:48:05,631 | who has been so vital to our success. | who has been so vital to our success. |
614 | 00:48:05,716 | 00:48:08,676 | A wonderful student-athlete. | A wonderful student-athlete. |
615 | 00:48:10,554 | 00:48:13,347 | And a wonderful friend. | And a wonderful friend. |
616 | 00:48:13,432 | 00:48:16,392 | Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher! | Ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Boucher! |
617 | 00:48:21,982 | 00:48:26,527 | - Waterboy, number one! - You can do it! | - Waterboy, number one! - You can do it! |
618 | 00:48:33,327 | 00:48:37,246 | Thank you so much for bein' my friends. | Thank you so much for bein' my friends. |
619 | 00:48:39,625 | 00:48:41,334 | You can do it! | You can do it! |
620 | 00:48:42,878 | 00:48:44,921 | I'd also like to take this opportunity | I'd also like to take this opportunity |
621 | 00:48:45,005 | 00:48:48,215 | to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football. | to tell you that my mama don't know how I play football. |
622 | 00:48:48,300 | 00:48:51,427 | So if you could not tell my mama I play football, | So if you could not tell my mama I play football, |
623 | 00:48:51,511 | 00:48:52,929 | that would be for the best. | that would be for the best. |
624 | 00:49:11,490 | 00:49:16,285 | We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl. | We must be a little lost. We're tryin' to get to the Bourbon Bowl. |
625 | 00:49:16,370 | 00:49:19,538 | Looks like we ended up in Retardville, USA. | Looks like we ended up in Retardville, USA. |
626 | 00:49:22,834 | 00:49:26,879 | Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us? | Hey, waterboy, you fixin' to tackle all of us? |
627 | 00:49:28,548 | 00:49:32,551 | - Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg. - I asked you a question, dumbass. | - Kick his water-lovin' ass, Greg. - I asked you a question, dumbass. |
628 | 00:49:33,720 | 00:49:38,140 | You even exhale, and I will saw your head off. | You even exhale, and I will saw your head off. |
629 | 00:49:38,225 | 00:49:41,268 | You can do it! Cut his fucking head off! | You can do it! Cut his fucking head off! |
630 | 00:49:43,188 | 00:49:46,816 | Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey? | Hold it, hold it. Just a minute. Now what is the problem here, honey? |
631 | 00:49:46,900 | 00:49:50,403 | I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical. | I mean, whatever it is, we don't want this to get physical. |
632 | 00:49:50,487 | 00:49:52,405 | Right, Klein? | Right, Klein? |
633 | 00:49:52,489 | 00:49:55,908 | Your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads. | Your team actin' like a bunch of shitheads. |
634 | 00:49:55,993 | 00:49:59,996 | Not how ambassadors for the University of Louisiana are supposed to act. | Not how ambassadors for the University of Louisiana are supposed to act. |
635 | 00:50:00,080 | 00:50:02,540 | So now you just get back on the bus. | So now you just get back on the bus. |
636 | 00:50:05,877 | 00:50:10,006 | However, assault with a deadly weapon, | However, assault with a deadly weapon, |
637 | 00:50:10,090 | 00:50:12,299 | very, very serious offense. | very, very serious offense. |
638 | 00:50:12,384 | 00:50:16,762 | Officer, get her little country ass outta here. | Officer, get her little country ass outta here. |
639 | 00:50:18,598 | 00:50:21,183 | - Thank you, Vicki. - Let's go. | - Thank you, Vicki. - Let's go. |
640 | 00:50:25,063 | 00:50:27,898 | It's the waterboy. | It's the waterboy. |
641 | 00:50:27,983 | 00:50:29,358 | I got something for you. | I got something for you. |
642 | 00:50:29,443 | 00:50:34,196 | This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School | This is his transcript from South Lafayette High School |
643 | 00:50:34,281 | 00:50:36,532 | in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. | in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. |
644 | 00:50:36,616 | 00:50:39,201 | Now the problem with that | Now the problem with that |
645 | 00:50:39,286 | 00:50:44,206 | is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. | is there ain't no South Lafayette High School in Cherokee Plains, Louisiana. |
646 | 00:50:44,291 | 00:50:47,293 | So obviously, this is a fake! | So obviously, this is a fake! |
647 | 00:50:48,587 | 00:50:52,882 | However, this is not a fake. | However, this is not a fake. |
648 | 00:50:52,966 | 00:50:55,342 | This is from the NCAA. | This is from the NCAA. |
649 | 00:50:55,427 | 00:50:58,054 | They don't think you ought to play football. | They don't think you ought to play football. |
650 | 00:50:59,639 | 00:51:02,224 | So allow me to say this to you one more time: | So allow me to say this to you one more time: |
651 | 00:51:02,309 | 00:51:04,226 | You're fired. | You're fired. |
652 | 00:51:04,311 | 00:51:07,354 | Oh, no! We suck again! | Oh, no! We suck again! |
653 | 00:51:07,439 | 00:51:09,231 | Ever see a championship ring? | Ever see a championship ring? |
654 | 00:51:10,817 | 00:51:13,360 | Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski. | Don't be messin' with the champ. Come on, Laski. |
655 | 00:51:13,445 | 00:51:16,405 | - You didn't go to high school? - I was home-schooled. | - You didn't go to high school? - I was home-schooled. |
656 | 00:51:16,490 | 00:51:19,325 | - I didn't know I needed... - Forged a fake transcript. | - I didn't know I needed... - Forged a fake transcript. |
657 | 00:51:19,409 | 00:51:23,329 | - No, I didn't. - The waterboy's a cheater! | - No, I didn't. - The waterboy's a cheater! |
658 | 00:51:23,413 | 00:51:25,206 | Cut his head off! | Cut his head off! |
659 | 00:51:25,290 | 00:51:29,085 | Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'! | Listen, everybody! This don't change nothin'! |
660 | 00:51:29,169 | 00:51:32,379 | We played as a team, we won as a team. | We played as a team, we won as a team. |
661 | 00:51:32,464 | 00:51:34,590 | Just because the waterboy's a cheater | Just because the waterboy's a cheater |
662 | 00:51:34,674 | 00:51:37,510 | don't change the fact that the real Mud Dogs | don't change the fact that the real Mud Dogs |
663 | 00:51:37,594 | 00:51:40,096 | are gonna kick some Cougar ass. | are gonna kick some Cougar ass. |
664 | 00:51:40,180 | 00:51:42,431 | Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! | Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! |
665 | 00:51:42,516 | 00:51:47,061 | Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! | Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! Mud Dogs! |
666 | 00:51:55,320 | 00:51:57,279 | Let's do it! | Let's do it! |
667 | 00:52:04,037 | 00:52:05,579 | Sorry, Bobby. | Sorry, Bobby. |
668 | 00:52:14,005 | 00:52:17,007 | Believe me, I understand. | Believe me, I understand. |
669 | 00:52:17,092 | 00:52:19,677 | Yeah, and you're deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd. | Yeah, and you're deeply appreciated, Mr. Dodd. |
670 | 00:52:19,761 | 00:52:22,721 | Thank you so much. Bye-bye. | Thank you so much. Bye-bye. |
671 | 00:52:24,307 | 00:52:27,810 | Good news. The NCAA is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl. | Good news. The NCAA is gonna allow you to play in the Bourbon Bowl. |
672 | 00:52:27,894 | 00:52:29,645 | - Yes. - You have to pass | - Yes. - You have to pass |
673 | 00:52:29,729 | 00:52:34,692 | - the high school equivalency test. - It's not the test, coach. | - the high school equivalency test. - It's not the test, coach. |
674 | 00:52:34,776 | 00:52:37,945 | Everybody... hates me. | Everybody... hates me. |
675 | 00:52:39,823 | 00:52:41,657 | That's not true. | That's not true. |
676 | 00:52:41,741 | 00:52:44,910 | One man said he wanted to decapitate me. | One man said he wanted to decapitate me. |
677 | 00:52:44,995 | 00:52:48,831 | Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea. | Nobody else thought that to be too bad of an idea. |
678 | 00:52:51,835 | 00:52:54,003 | Somebody made me look like a cheater. | Somebody made me look like a cheater. |
679 | 00:52:54,087 | 00:52:57,673 | I did it. I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it! | I did it. I did it. I did it! I did it! I did it! |
680 | 00:52:57,757 | 00:53:01,635 | - It was me. - Why? | - It was me. - Why? |
681 | 00:53:05,390 | 00:53:10,269 | Because I wanted you to play. Because you were my way out, Bobby. | Because I wanted you to play. Because you were my way out, Bobby. |
682 | 00:53:10,353 | 00:53:13,522 | It was the only way to get you in. | It was the only way to get you in. |
683 | 00:53:13,607 | 00:53:15,274 | I am so sorry. | I am so sorry. |
684 | 00:53:16,193 | 00:53:19,028 | Why didn't you stick up for me down by the river? | Why didn't you stick up for me down by the river? |
685 | 00:53:22,240 | 00:53:26,118 | The truth is... I fled. | The truth is... I fled. |
686 | 00:53:26,203 | 00:53:28,954 | I came into my office, I went under my desk, I cried. | I came into my office, I went under my desk, I cried. |
687 | 00:53:29,039 | 00:53:31,957 | I cried. I cried like a ten-year-old girl! | I cried. I cried like a ten-year-old girl! |
688 | 00:53:39,466 | 00:53:41,091 | Red and I have a history. | Red and I have a history. |
689 | 00:53:41,176 | 00:53:44,178 | Twenty years ago, we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh | Twenty years ago, we were assistants to Coach Cavanaugh |
690 | 00:53:44,262 | 00:53:48,515 | at the University of Louisiana. Red ran the practices | at the University of Louisiana. Red ran the practices |
691 | 00:53:48,600 | 00:53:51,769 | and I used to come up with the plays. | and I used to come up with the plays. |
692 | 00:53:51,853 | 00:53:55,147 | Oh, boy, was I good. | Oh, boy, was I good. |
693 | 00:53:56,233 | 00:54:01,153 | I would write these foolproof plays in my little green notebook that I had. | I would write these foolproof plays in my little green notebook that I had. |
694 | 00:54:01,238 | 00:54:03,906 | The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em. | The opposition didn't even know what hit 'em. |
695 | 00:54:03,990 | 00:54:07,034 | And when Coach Cavanaugh was going to retire, me and Red, | And when Coach Cavanaugh was going to retire, me and Red, |
696 | 00:54:07,118 | 00:54:09,954 | we knew that one of us was gonna be his successor. | we knew that one of us was gonna be his successor. |
697 | 00:54:13,375 | 00:54:15,668 | - Hey, Red. - How ya doin'? | - Hey, Red. - How ya doin'? |
698 | 00:54:17,545 | 00:54:21,090 | - Come by to wish me luck? - Well, not exactly, no, no. | - Come by to wish me luck? - Well, not exactly, no, no. |
699 | 00:54:21,174 | 00:54:25,344 | Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor. | Actually, I come by to get you to do ol' Red a little favor. |
700 | 00:54:25,428 | 00:54:29,265 | - Sure. What's up? - Well, you know that green notebook | - Sure. What's up? - Well, you know that green notebook |
701 | 00:54:29,349 | 00:54:31,684 | you use to write all them football plays in? | you use to write all them football plays in? |
702 | 00:54:31,768 | 00:54:36,021 | Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that I can come up with some good play ideas. | Well, I need to show Cavanaugh that I can come up with some good play ideas. |
703 | 00:54:36,106 | 00:54:38,190 | But you didn't come up with them. | But you didn't come up with them. |
704 | 00:54:39,109 | 00:54:42,444 | They're my plays. I need them. | They're my plays. I need them. |
705 | 00:54:42,529 | 00:54:48,117 | Klein, I'm gonna have this book, one way or another. | Klein, I'm gonna have this book, one way or another. |
706 | 00:54:48,201 | 00:54:51,078 | You might as well let the thing go, 'cause if you don't, | You might as well let the thing go, 'cause if you don't, |
707 | 00:54:51,162 | 00:54:53,956 | it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical here. | it's gonna get awfully, awfully physical here. |
708 | 00:54:54,040 | 00:54:56,542 | And I don't think you want that, do you? | And I don't think you want that, do you? |
709 | 00:55:02,048 | 00:55:05,801 | Of course, Red got the job. Next day, fired me. | Of course, Red got the job. Next day, fired me. |
710 | 00:55:05,885 | 00:55:08,137 | Once he had my notebook, he didn't need me. | Once he had my notebook, he didn't need me. |
711 | 00:55:11,099 | 00:55:12,558 | I didn't take it very well. | I didn't take it very well. |
712 | 00:55:12,642 | 00:55:16,061 | No, Grandma, I didn't get it. | No, Grandma, I didn't get it. |
713 | 00:55:16,146 | 00:55:18,605 | I can't believe it myself. | I can't believe it myself. |
714 | 00:55:18,690 | 00:55:22,568 | I know. I'm so numb. | I know. I'm so numb. |
715 | 00:55:23,903 | 00:55:26,196 | I just hate him, I hate him, I hate him. | I just hate him, I hate him, I hate him. |
716 | 00:55:28,074 | 00:55:30,409 | That is a terrible story, coach. | That is a terrible story, coach. |
717 | 00:55:30,493 | 00:55:33,120 | But why don't you just come up with some new plays? | But why don't you just come up with some new plays? |
718 | 00:55:33,204 | 00:55:35,581 | - I tried. I can't. - Yes. | - I tried. I can't. - Yes. |
719 | 00:55:35,665 | 00:55:38,334 | I guess I have a mental block ever since | I guess I have a mental block ever since |
720 | 00:55:38,418 | 00:55:41,170 | Red took my playbook and my manhood. | Red took my playbook and my manhood. |
721 | 00:55:41,254 | 00:55:44,381 | I knew what he was gonna do! | I knew what he was gonna do! |
722 | 00:55:45,216 | 00:55:47,843 | And I just didn't fight back. | And I just didn't fight back. |
723 | 00:55:47,927 | 00:55:51,764 | Well, you're gonna show him that you're a man on Saturday. | Well, you're gonna show him that you're a man on Saturday. |
724 | 00:55:53,600 | 00:55:58,187 | I'm gonna show everybody that I'm not a dummy. I'm gonna go study. | I'm gonna show everybody that I'm not a dummy. I'm gonna go study. |
725 | 00:56:03,818 | 00:56:08,447 | Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read. | Mama, maybe you could stop brushin' my hair so I can read. |
726 | 00:56:08,531 | 00:56:12,701 | Read? You don't have to read. | Read? You don't have to read. |
727 | 00:56:15,538 | 00:56:19,333 | - What you readin' for? - 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama. | - What you readin' for? - 'Cause I enjoys it, Mama. |
728 | 00:56:19,417 | 00:56:23,003 | Don't look like to me you enjoys it, sittin' there all grouchy. | Don't look like to me you enjoys it, sittin' there all grouchy. |
729 | 00:56:23,088 | 00:56:26,507 | Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight, | Mama, I gotta read this book and six other books tonight, |
730 | 00:56:26,591 | 00:56:28,717 | or else I can't play foot... | or else I can't play foot... |
731 | 00:56:32,972 | 00:56:34,807 | - ...ball. - Foosball? | - ...ball. - Foosball? |
732 | 00:56:34,891 | 00:56:37,893 | You playin' the foosball behind my back? | You playin' the foosball behind my back? |
733 | 00:56:37,977 | 00:56:40,562 | The reason I'm doin' this so I can go to school. | The reason I'm doin' this so I can go to school. |
734 | 00:56:40,647 | 00:56:44,024 | School?! You goin' to school?! | School?! You goin' to school?! |
735 | 00:56:45,276 | 00:56:47,736 | Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you. | Sorry, Mama. I wanted to tell you. |
736 | 00:56:47,821 | 00:56:52,157 | You off gallivantin' with your fancy foosball friends at school, | You off gallivantin' with your fancy foosball friends at school, |
737 | 00:56:52,242 | 00:56:56,245 | while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company | while I'm sittin' here all day with nobody to keep me company |
738 | 00:56:56,329 | 00:56:59,248 | except Steve? | except Steve? |
739 | 00:56:59,332 | 00:57:01,583 | The chickens are comin' home to roost. | The chickens are comin' home to roost. |
740 | 00:57:01,668 | 00:57:04,670 | You reap the fruit of your selfish ways. | You reap the fruit of your selfish ways. |
741 | 00:57:04,754 | 00:57:07,589 | You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games | You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games |
742 | 00:57:07,674 | 00:57:10,926 | and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is... | and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is... |
743 | 00:57:11,010 | 00:57:12,928 | The devil? | The devil? |
744 | 00:57:13,012 | 00:57:16,223 | Everything is the devil to you, Mama! | Everything is the devil to you, Mama! |
745 | 00:57:16,307 | 00:57:19,935 | Well, I like school and I like football! | Well, I like school and I like football! |
746 | 00:57:20,019 | 00:57:23,856 | And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! | And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good! |
747 | 00:57:25,316 | 00:57:28,235 | And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery | And by the way, Mama, alligators are ornery |
748 | 00:57:28,319 | 00:57:30,404 | because of their medulla oblongata! | because of their medulla oblongata! |
749 | 00:57:36,369 | 00:57:39,413 | And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! | And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! |
750 | 00:57:39,497 | 00:57:42,249 | And she showed me her boobies, and I liked them too! | And she showed me her boobies, and I liked them too! |
751 | 00:57:56,764 | 00:58:00,184 | The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination | The Louisiana High School Equivalency Examination |
752 | 00:58:00,268 | 00:58:03,896 | consists of 300 multiple choice questions. | consists of 300 multiple choice questions. |
753 | 00:58:03,980 | 00:58:07,191 | You have three hours. Good luck to you, sir. | You have three hours. Good luck to you, sir. |
754 | 00:58:39,265 | 00:58:42,142 | Ben Franklin. | Ben Franklin. |
755 | 00:58:43,770 | 00:58:46,772 | Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? | Mama, when did Ben Franklin invent electricity? |
756 | 00:58:46,856 | 00:58:49,775 | That's nonsense! I invented electricity. | That's nonsense! I invented electricity. |
757 | 00:58:50,610 | 00:58:52,945 | Ben Franklin is the devil! | Ben Franklin is the devil! |
758 | 00:59:03,623 | 00:59:06,500 | I can't believe you got a 97! | I can't believe you got a 97! |
759 | 00:59:06,584 | 00:59:10,629 | I can't believe I told Mama that I got feelings for you. | I can't believe I told Mama that I got feelings for you. |
760 | 00:59:10,713 | 00:59:14,967 | Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher. | Well, welcome to your manhood, Bobby Boucher. |
761 | 00:59:15,051 | 00:59:18,095 | When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly. | When we get a little more time, I'll welcome you properly. |
762 | 00:59:18,179 | 00:59:21,306 | Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure what that means, but... | Yes, once again, I'm not quite sure what that means, but... |
763 | 00:59:21,391 | 00:59:24,560 | We should get goin'. I told Coach I'd drive to the game with him. | We should get goin'. I told Coach I'd drive to the game with him. |
764 | 00:59:28,439 | 00:59:32,150 | I was with you from two to four last night. You tell them. | I was with you from two to four last night. You tell them. |
765 | 00:59:33,820 | 00:59:38,240 | Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'. She's in the hospital. | Bobby, your mama got sick this mornin'. She's in the hospital. |
766 | 00:59:40,493 | 00:59:43,203 | Mama, what have I done? | Mama, what have I done? |
767 | 00:59:43,288 | 00:59:44,997 | I'm so sorry, Mama. | I'm so sorry, Mama. |
768 | 00:59:48,334 | 00:59:52,087 | Doctors say they can't figure out what's wrong with her. | Doctors say they can't figure out what's wrong with her. |
769 | 00:59:53,339 | 00:59:55,340 | But I know what's wrong. | But I know what's wrong. |
770 | 00:59:55,425 | 00:59:57,593 | She got a broken heart because of me. | She got a broken heart because of me. |
771 | 00:59:57,677 | 00:59:59,761 | Bobby, that's ridiculous. | Bobby, that's ridiculous. |
772 | 00:59:59,846 | 01:00:03,890 | Everybody else in this town turn on me at the drop of a hat. | Everybody else in this town turn on me at the drop of a hat. |
773 | 01:00:04,976 | 01:00:09,271 | Mama is the only one who really cares if I live or die. | Mama is the only one who really cares if I live or die. |
774 | 01:00:09,355 | 01:00:13,567 | She my whole world. Will you just leave us alone? | She my whole world. Will you just leave us alone? |
775 | 01:00:15,028 | 01:00:17,904 | She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going. | She'll be fine, Bobby. We better get going. |
776 | 01:00:17,989 | 01:00:21,116 | God knows what the team is doing with Farmer Fran watching. | God knows what the team is doing with Farmer Fran watching. |
777 | 01:00:44,724 | 01:00:47,059 | You really made it look like home. | You really made it look like home. |
778 | 01:00:55,234 | 01:00:56,276 | How's that, Steve? | How's that, Steve? |
779 | 01:01:14,921 | 01:01:18,507 | Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. Know why? | Take a look. The crowd has never been bigger. Know why? |
780 | 01:01:18,591 | 01:01:23,136 | Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil. | Look who's on the television, Mama. The devil. |
781 | 01:01:23,221 | 01:01:25,806 | ...500,000 intimate friends... | ...500,000 intimate friends... |
782 | 01:01:36,651 | 01:01:38,610 | Who that? Who there? | Who that? Who there? |
783 | 01:01:51,290 | 01:01:54,543 | Three, two, one! | Three, two, one! |
784 | 01:01:54,627 | 01:01:57,754 | - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama. | - Happy New Year! - Happy New Year, Mama. |
785 | 01:01:59,590 | 01:02:03,802 | My resolution is to never hurt you again. | My resolution is to never hurt you again. |
786 | 01:02:09,142 | 01:02:17,983 | Waterboy! Waterboy! | Waterboy! Waterboy! |
787 | 01:02:47,346 | 01:02:51,391 | Bobby Boucher, all these folks are here tonight | Bobby Boucher, all these folks are here tonight |
788 | 01:02:51,476 | 01:02:53,560 | to tell you that they're sorry, | to tell you that they're sorry, |
789 | 01:02:53,644 | 01:02:58,440 | that they're sorry for not supportin' you when it meant the most. | that they're sorry for not supportin' you when it meant the most. |
790 | 01:02:58,524 | 01:03:03,945 | But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on. | But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on. |
791 | 01:03:08,159 | 01:03:12,287 | I am not what you would call a handsome man. | I am not what you would call a handsome man. |
792 | 01:03:12,371 | 01:03:15,123 | The good Lord chose not to bless me | The good Lord chose not to bless me |
793 | 01:03:15,208 | 01:03:19,461 | with charm, athletic ability | with charm, athletic ability |
794 | 01:03:19,545 | 01:03:21,922 | or a fully functional brain. | or a fully functional brain. |
795 | 01:03:23,341 | 01:03:27,427 | You see, you're an inspiration | You see, you're an inspiration |
796 | 01:03:27,512 | 01:03:31,139 | to all of us who weren't born handsome | to all of us who weren't born handsome |
797 | 01:03:31,224 | 01:03:36,978 | and charming and cool and... | and charming and cool and... |
798 | 01:03:39,774 | 01:03:44,820 | - I can't! I can't! - It's OK. | - I can't! I can't! - It's OK. |
799 | 01:03:44,904 | 01:03:49,574 | Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her | Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her |
800 | 01:03:49,659 | 01:03:52,661 | what a fine boy she raised, | what a fine boy she raised, |
801 | 01:03:52,745 | 01:03:56,832 | and how much your playing football means to this town. | and how much your playing football means to this town. |
802 | 01:03:56,916 | 01:04:01,461 | But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious. | But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious. |
803 | 01:04:03,172 | 01:04:08,760 | I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but please keep your voices down | I'm sorry to disappoint you all, but please keep your voices down |
804 | 01:04:08,845 | 01:04:11,596 | so my mama can get her rest. | so my mama can get her rest. |
805 | 01:04:20,147 | 01:04:23,441 | Well, wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow! | Well, wake her ass up! We gotta win tomorrow! |
806 | 01:04:45,631 | 01:04:50,135 | Mama! Thank God you're OK. I'm so sorry. | Mama! Thank God you're OK. I'm so sorry. |
807 | 01:04:50,219 | 01:04:52,679 | I was so bad. You were right about everything. | I was so bad. You were right about everything. |
808 | 01:04:52,763 | 01:04:55,015 | - I've been a knucklehead. - Hush, baby. | - I've been a knucklehead. - Hush, baby. |
809 | 01:04:55,099 | 01:04:59,603 | You should've seen this a long time ago. | You should've seen this a long time ago. |
810 | 01:04:59,687 | 01:05:03,231 | - Oh, my word! Is that my daddy? - No, no. | - Oh, my word! Is that my daddy? - No, no. |
811 | 01:05:03,316 | 01:05:06,484 | That's a guy I dated before I met your father. | That's a guy I dated before I met your father. |
812 | 01:05:06,569 | 01:05:09,321 | You could iron a shirt on his stomach. | You could iron a shirt on his stomach. |
813 | 01:05:09,405 | 01:05:13,074 | Well, that was lust, not love. Turn the page. | Well, that was lust, not love. Turn the page. |
814 | 01:05:16,412 | 01:05:18,496 | There's your daddy. | There's your daddy. |
815 | 01:05:18,581 | 01:05:20,707 | So handsome. | So handsome. |
816 | 01:05:21,792 | 01:05:23,043 | Read on. | Read on. |
817 | 01:05:25,004 | 01:05:27,714 | "Dear Helen." Who's Helen? | "Dear Helen." Who's Helen? |
818 | 01:05:29,675 | 01:05:31,760 | That's my first name, Bobby. | That's my first name, Bobby. |
819 | 01:05:36,140 | 01:05:38,433 | "I have arrived here in New Orleans. | "I have arrived here in New Orleans. |
820 | 01:05:38,517 | 01:05:41,603 | It is even more beautiful than in the picture book. | It is even more beautiful than in the picture book. |
821 | 01:05:41,687 | 01:05:44,439 | I'm sure I'll have no problem finding work, | I'm sure I'll have no problem finding work, |
822 | 01:05:44,523 | 01:05:48,610 | so you can expect my next letter to contain lots of money. | so you can expect my next letter to contain lots of money. |
823 | 01:05:48,694 | 01:05:52,781 | Your loving husband, Robert." That's nice, Mama. | Your loving husband, Robert." That's nice, Mama. |
824 | 01:05:53,950 | 01:05:57,202 | "Dear Helen." That's you. | "Dear Helen." That's you. |
825 | 01:05:57,286 | 01:06:00,538 | "I found a job as a lemonade vendor, | "I found a job as a lemonade vendor, |
826 | 01:06:00,623 | 01:06:02,666 | but sorry, no money yet. | but sorry, no money yet. |
827 | 01:06:02,750 | 01:06:05,418 | New Orleans is an expensive city. | New Orleans is an expensive city. |
828 | 01:06:05,503 | 01:06:10,590 | Expensive, but fun. Hope all is well. Robert." | Expensive, but fun. Hope all is well. Robert." |
829 | 01:06:12,009 | 01:06:14,469 | "To Whom It May Concern: | "To Whom It May Concern: |
830 | 01:06:14,553 | 01:06:17,263 | This will be my last letter. | This will be my last letter. |
831 | 01:06:17,348 | 01:06:20,809 | We have grown apart over these last six weeks. | We have grown apart over these last six weeks. |
832 | 01:06:20,893 | 01:06:25,105 | I now have two loves in my life: | I now have two loves in my life: |
833 | 01:06:25,189 | 01:06:29,651 | Big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. | Big-city livin' and a voodoo woman named Phyllis. |
834 | 01:06:29,735 | 01:06:32,737 | Ciao, Roberto." | Ciao, Roberto." |
835 | 01:06:32,822 | 01:06:36,324 | He changed his name to Roberto. | He changed his name to Roberto. |
836 | 01:06:36,409 | 01:06:38,827 | I guess he thought it was more exotic. | I guess he thought it was more exotic. |
837 | 01:06:38,911 | 01:06:41,830 | But Mama says that... I mean, you say that... | But Mama says that... I mean, you say that... |
838 | 01:06:41,914 | 01:06:46,584 | Bobby, your daddy didn't go into no Peace Corps. | Bobby, your daddy didn't go into no Peace Corps. |
839 | 01:06:47,920 | 01:06:50,005 | He deserted us, baby. | He deserted us, baby. |
840 | 01:06:52,258 | 01:06:56,636 | No, no, Mama. You shouldn't be dredgin' up painful memories in your condition. | No, no, Mama. You shouldn't be dredgin' up painful memories in your condition. |
841 | 01:06:56,721 | 01:06:59,347 | Hush. Your mama's as healthy as an ox, | Hush. Your mama's as healthy as an ox, |
842 | 01:06:59,432 | 01:07:01,766 | and as dumb as one to boot. | and as dumb as one to boot. |
843 | 01:07:01,851 | 01:07:04,602 | I was so scared you'd abandon me too. | I was so scared you'd abandon me too. |
844 | 01:07:04,687 | 01:07:09,941 | And I made you abandon all those people who depend on ya. | And I made you abandon all those people who depend on ya. |
845 | 01:07:10,026 | 01:07:12,861 | I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher. | I hid you away from the world, Bobby Boucher. |
846 | 01:07:12,945 | 01:07:16,531 | But I can't hog you to myself no more, | But I can't hog you to myself no more, |
847 | 01:07:16,615 | 01:07:19,701 | because everyone's seen how wonderful you are. | because everyone's seen how wonderful you are. |
848 | 01:07:21,078 | 01:07:22,620 | Oh, Mama! | Oh, Mama! |
849 | 01:07:24,248 | 01:07:25,790 | Now... | Now... |
850 | 01:07:28,002 | 01:07:31,212 | You go play foosball with your friends. | You go play foosball with your friends. |
851 | 01:07:31,297 | 01:07:34,299 | Welcome to ABC's coverage of the Bourbon Bowl. | Welcome to ABC's coverage of the Bourbon Bowl. |
852 | 01:07:34,383 | 01:07:37,844 | Good afternoon. I'm Brent Musburger with my colleague Dan Fouts. | Good afternoon. I'm Brent Musburger with my colleague Dan Fouts. |
853 | 01:07:37,928 | 01:07:41,389 | The big story here is a game that's lost some of its luster | The big story here is a game that's lost some of its luster |
854 | 01:07:41,474 | 01:07:45,393 | without its star player, the waterboy, Bobby Boucher. | without its star player, the waterboy, Bobby Boucher. |
855 | 01:07:45,478 | 01:07:48,313 | Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there. | Red's got a couple of solid early rounders out there. |
856 | 01:07:48,397 | 01:07:52,484 | I know, but I really wanted to scout that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd. | I know, but I really wanted to scout that waterboy. Reminds me of Greg Lloyd. |
857 | 01:07:52,568 | 01:07:54,527 | - Zack Thomas. - Whatever. | - Zack Thomas. - Whatever. |
858 | 01:07:54,612 | 01:07:56,362 | Is she ready? | Is she ready? |
859 | 01:07:56,447 | 01:07:59,240 | Oh, yeah. She's more than ready. | Oh, yeah. She's more than ready. |
860 | 01:07:59,325 | 01:08:02,035 | Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat! | Come on, Bobby! You'll miss the boat! |
861 | 01:08:08,084 | 01:08:09,250 | Let's go, ladies. | Let's go, ladies. |
862 | 01:08:14,840 | 01:08:19,511 | We are underway! The opening kickoff is a beauty! | We are underway! The opening kickoff is a beauty! |
863 | 01:08:22,306 | 01:08:25,225 | Holdsworth is gonna bring it out from nine yards deep. | Holdsworth is gonna bring it out from nine yards deep. |
864 | 01:08:25,309 | 01:08:26,935 | Come on. | Come on. |
865 | 01:08:27,019 | 01:08:28,353 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
866 | 01:08:29,355 | 01:08:33,108 | They're showing no respect for this team without Boucher. | They're showing no respect for this team without Boucher. |
867 | 01:08:33,192 | 01:08:37,278 | Good reason, Brent. 109 yards untouched. | Good reason, Brent. 109 yards untouched. |
868 | 01:08:37,863 | 01:08:40,532 | Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first. | Touchdown, Cougars! They strike first. |
869 | 01:08:47,706 | 01:08:51,459 | Time running down in the first quarter. Cougars lead is 17-nothing. | Time running down in the first quarter. Cougars lead is 17-nothing. |
870 | 01:08:53,671 | 01:08:55,755 | Set! | Set! |
871 | 01:08:55,840 | 01:08:57,382 | Three, 33! | Three, 33! |
872 | 01:08:58,717 | 01:09:01,761 | Three, 33! Hut! | Three, 33! Hut! |
873 | 01:09:02,763 | 01:09:05,765 | That quarterback can't get the ball off before he's hit. | That quarterback can't get the ball off before he's hit. |
874 | 01:09:05,850 | 01:09:09,102 | It's as if they're in the offensive huddle with him. | It's as if they're in the offensive huddle with him. |
875 | 01:09:12,898 | 01:09:15,567 | Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy? | Are you gonna finish that hot dog, Jimmy? |
876 | 01:09:15,651 | 01:09:16,818 | Now I'm not. | Now I'm not. |
877 | 01:09:16,902 | 01:09:19,946 | Mama, you think we'll make it on time? | Mama, you think we'll make it on time? |
878 | 01:09:20,030 | 01:09:23,908 | Hang on! I'll show you what A.J. Foyt taught me. | Hang on! I'll show you what A.J. Foyt taught me. |
879 | 01:09:27,913 | 01:09:30,665 | The end of the half. The Cougars are dominating. | The end of the half. The Cougars are dominating. |
880 | 01:09:30,749 | 01:09:34,294 | Let's hope the Mud Dogs can make some adjustments. | Let's hope the Mud Dogs can make some adjustments. |
881 | 01:09:34,378 | 01:09:36,671 | Well, they better, because they suck. | Well, they better, because they suck. |
882 | 01:09:42,428 | 01:09:44,470 | Anybody got an idea? | Anybody got an idea? |
883 | 01:09:48,934 | 01:09:50,268 | Hey. | Hey. |
884 | 01:09:52,605 | 01:09:55,857 | Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? | Remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake? |
885 | 01:09:56,942 | 01:09:59,110 | Yeah, that was pretty funny. | Yeah, that was pretty funny. |
886 | 01:09:59,195 | 01:10:02,030 | How about the time he tackled the guy from Louisville | How about the time he tackled the guy from Louisville |
887 | 01:10:02,114 | 01:10:04,199 | and threw him into the stands? | and threw him into the stands? |
888 | 01:10:06,452 | 01:10:11,372 | Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off? | Y'all remember when he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off? |
889 | 01:10:11,457 | 01:10:14,375 | And then he ran for the touchdown bare-assed. | And then he ran for the touchdown bare-assed. |
890 | 01:10:26,055 | 01:10:28,723 | Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime | Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime |
891 | 01:10:28,807 | 01:10:30,683 | and Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? | and Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl? |
892 | 01:10:37,816 | 01:10:41,736 | Hey, sorry about givin' you so much shit this year. | Hey, sorry about givin' you so much shit this year. |
893 | 01:10:41,820 | 01:10:44,239 | You're the heart and soul of this team, Bobby. | You're the heart and soul of this team, Bobby. |
894 | 01:10:44,323 | 01:10:47,033 | The only one of us who could've passed that test. | The only one of us who could've passed that test. |
895 | 01:10:47,117 | 01:10:51,246 | Thank you all so much for being my friends. | Thank you all so much for being my friends. |
896 | 01:10:51,330 | 01:10:55,416 | Let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a bowl game to win. | Let's wait till later to hold hands and kiss. We got a bowl game to win. |
897 | 01:10:55,501 | 01:10:57,752 | - Yeah! - Two, three! | - Yeah! - Two, three! |
898 | 01:10:57,836 | 01:10:58,795 | Mud Dogs! | Mud Dogs! |
899 | 01:10:58,879 | 01:11:04,801 | In a dramatic turn of events, Bobby Boucherjust arrived at halftime. | In a dramatic turn of events, Bobby Boucherjust arrived at halftime. |
900 | 01:11:04,885 | 01:11:09,430 | And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother drove him right into the stadium. | And on a fan boat, Brent. His mother drove him right into the stadium. |
901 | 01:11:18,440 | 01:11:21,359 | Waterboy! Waterboy! | Waterboy! Waterboy! |
902 | 01:11:27,783 | 01:11:30,660 | Foosball's not for the devil. | Foosball's not for the devil. |
903 | 01:11:30,744 | 01:11:32,453 | It's for my Bobby. | It's for my Bobby. |
904 | 01:11:32,538 | 01:11:35,665 | Time to open up some whoop-ass. | Time to open up some whoop-ass. |
905 | 01:11:42,798 | 01:11:46,592 | Shit, he showed up. All right, look. | Shit, he showed up. All right, look. |
906 | 01:11:46,677 | 01:11:48,428 | Just relax. Relax. | Just relax. Relax. |
907 | 01:11:48,512 | 01:11:51,306 | Go in there and do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go! | Go in there and do exactly like we planned. Go, go, go! |
908 | 01:11:51,390 | 01:11:53,725 | This could be the start of some high drama. | This could be the start of some high drama. |
909 | 01:11:53,809 | 01:11:58,980 | Or are the Mud Dogs too far behind? Bobby Boucher is on defense. | Or are the Mud Dogs too far behind? Bobby Boucher is on defense. |
910 | 01:11:59,064 | 01:12:02,650 | The Cougars are coming out from their own 20-yard line. | The Cougars are coming out from their own 20-yard line. |
911 | 01:12:02,735 | 01:12:05,194 | The pitch. It's a reverse! | The pitch. It's a reverse! |
912 | 01:12:05,279 | 01:12:07,822 | Boucher's not fooled. | Boucher's not fooled. |
913 | 01:12:07,906 | 01:12:10,241 | Fumble! Robideaux's got it! | Fumble! Robideaux's got it! |
914 | 01:12:10,326 | 01:12:12,410 | Touchdown, Mud Dogs! | Touchdown, Mud Dogs! |
915 | 01:12:14,705 | 01:12:18,416 | - Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - "Poop"? | - Boucher knocked the poop out of him. - "Poop"? |
916 | 01:12:18,500 | 01:12:23,671 | Slap hands! Slap hands! | Slap hands! Slap hands! |
917 | 01:12:25,424 | 01:12:29,677 | Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby. | Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby. |
918 | 01:12:29,762 | 01:12:33,306 | The Mud Dogs are faced with yet another third and long. | The Mud Dogs are faced with yet another third and long. |
919 | 01:12:33,390 | 01:12:35,808 | - Hut! - Grenouille back to pass. | - Hut! - Grenouille back to pass. |
920 | 01:12:35,893 | 01:12:38,561 | He's gonna be stuffed again! The Mud Dogs offense | He's gonna be stuffed again! The Mud Dogs offense |
921 | 01:12:38,645 | 01:12:42,398 | is still unable to move that ball. But the way their defense is fired up, | is still unable to move that ball. But the way their defense is fired up, |
922 | 01:12:42,483 | 01:12:45,193 | they still have a shot at winning this game. | they still have a shot at winning this game. |
923 | 01:12:45,277 | 01:12:47,737 | Look. Now what ifwe... | Look. Now what ifwe... |
924 | 01:12:51,617 | 01:12:54,118 | Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go. | Trust me. Go, go, go, go, go. |
925 | 01:12:55,412 | 01:12:59,874 | The Cougars lead 27-7 in the middle of the third quarter. | The Cougars lead 27-7 in the middle of the third quarter. |
926 | 01:12:59,958 | 01:13:01,793 | And he takes a knee? | And he takes a knee? |
927 | 01:13:01,877 | 01:13:04,462 | Y'all gonna play or what? | Y'all gonna play or what? |
928 | 01:13:07,049 | 01:13:09,050 | How do you all like my new offense? | How do you all like my new offense? |
929 | 01:13:11,804 | 01:13:16,015 | All right, it's second and 12, as the Cougars line up on the ball. | All right, it's second and 12, as the Cougars line up on the ball. |
930 | 01:13:19,895 | 01:13:23,147 | What is Red Beaulieu doing, refusing to play offense? | What is Red Beaulieu doing, refusing to play offense? |
931 | 01:13:23,232 | 01:13:26,025 | - Dan, this is bizarre. - No, it's not, Brent. | - Dan, this is bizarre. - No, it's not, Brent. |
932 | 01:13:26,110 | 01:13:29,404 | It's brilliant. Red is taking the Waterboy out of the game. | It's brilliant. Red is taking the Waterboy out of the game. |
933 | 01:13:29,488 | 01:13:32,073 | By kneeling down three times and punting, | By kneeling down three times and punting, |
934 | 01:13:32,157 | 01:13:34,200 | he'll make the Mud Dog offense try to beat him. | he'll make the Mud Dog offense try to beat him. |
935 | 01:13:34,284 | 01:13:36,702 | The way they're playing, that's impossible. | The way they're playing, that's impossible. |
936 | 01:13:36,787 | 01:13:38,871 | The Mud Dog's most valuable player, | The Mud Dog's most valuable player, |
937 | 01:13:38,956 | 01:13:42,083 | the linebacker they call "The Waterboy," is now powerless. | the linebacker they call "The Waterboy," is now powerless. |
938 | 01:13:42,167 | 01:13:46,963 | That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red. | That means Coach Klein will have to find another way to outfox Red. |
939 | 01:13:49,133 | 01:13:51,342 | Mud Dogs call a timeout. | Mud Dogs call a timeout. |
940 | 01:13:53,011 | 01:13:56,055 | Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein! Mr. Coach Klein! | Mr. Coach Klein. Mr. Coach Klein! Mr. Coach Klein! |
941 | 01:13:57,516 | 01:14:01,769 | - Where are you going? - I was just gonna get a hot pretzel. | - Where are you going? - I was just gonna get a hot pretzel. |
942 | 01:14:01,854 | 01:14:04,772 | Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid of Red Beaulieu? | Mr. Coach Klein, are you afraid of Red Beaulieu? |
943 | 01:14:09,027 | 01:14:10,445 | I am petrified of him. | I am petrified of him. |
944 | 01:14:10,529 | 01:14:13,614 | Well, why don't you pretend that Red Beaulieu | Well, why don't you pretend that Red Beaulieu |
945 | 01:14:13,699 | 01:14:15,908 | is somebody that you're not afraid of. | is somebody that you're not afraid of. |
946 | 01:14:15,993 | 01:14:18,453 | - Pretend? - Yes. | - Pretend? - Yes. |
947 | 01:14:18,537 | 01:14:20,955 | Visualize somebody you're not afraid of. | Visualize somebody you're not afraid of. |
948 | 01:14:21,039 | 01:14:24,625 | - And then attack, like you told me. - I'll try. | - And then attack, like you told me. - I'll try. |
949 | 01:14:24,710 | 01:14:26,169 | He's right over there. | He's right over there. |
950 | 01:14:39,766 | 01:14:42,894 | Little baby. Yeah. | Little baby. Yeah. |
951 | 01:14:43,896 | 01:14:46,314 | Hello, little baby. | Hello, little baby. |
952 | 01:14:51,862 | 01:14:54,322 | A poo-poo? Do you have a poo-poo? | A poo-poo? Do you have a poo-poo? |
953 | 01:14:54,406 | 01:14:58,826 | Yes. OK. Now. | Yes. OK. Now. |
954 | 01:14:58,911 | 01:15:01,787 | This is what we're gonna do. He's gonna come here... | This is what we're gonna do. He's gonna come here... |
955 | 01:15:10,255 | 01:15:12,590 | Come and get this one, Cougars. | Come and get this one, Cougars. |
956 | 01:15:12,674 | 01:15:15,426 | Red 22! Hike! | Red 22! Hike! |
957 | 01:15:15,511 | 01:15:18,179 | Snap to Grenouille. A reverse! | Snap to Grenouille. A reverse! |
958 | 01:15:18,263 | 01:15:22,016 | No, it's a double reverse! Oh, what a block! | No, it's a double reverse! Oh, what a block! |
959 | 01:15:22,100 | 01:15:26,187 | And Bugge springs free! Trouble! Lateral! | And Bugge springs free! Trouble! Lateral! |
960 | 01:15:26,271 | 01:15:28,856 | Got him! What a play! | Got him! What a play! |
961 | 01:15:28,941 | 01:15:32,068 | Grenouille to the 15, the ten, the five! | Grenouille to the 15, the ten, the five! |
962 | 01:15:32,152 | 01:15:35,196 | - Touchdown, Mud Dogs! - Well, well, well. | - Touchdown, Mud Dogs! - Well, well, well. |
963 | 01:15:35,280 | 01:15:37,949 | Coach Klein does have a few tricks up his sleeve. | Coach Klein does have a few tricks up his sleeve. |
964 | 01:15:38,033 | 01:15:41,327 | What the hell... What the hell is this? | What the hell... What the hell is this? |
965 | 01:15:41,411 | 01:15:45,039 | We go from a championship football team to a bunch of dogs! | We go from a championship football team to a bunch of dogs! |
966 | 01:15:45,123 | 01:15:48,626 | Right now, we're going to go to the sidelines and Lynn Swann. | Right now, we're going to go to the sidelines and Lynn Swann. |
967 | 01:15:48,710 | 01:15:51,796 | - What do you have for us? - I'm with Vicki Vallencourt, | - What do you have for us? - I'm with Vicki Vallencourt, |
968 | 01:15:51,880 | 01:15:54,966 | taking over Bobby Boucher's water duties for this game. | taking over Bobby Boucher's water duties for this game. |
969 | 01:15:55,050 | 01:15:58,970 | I'm not takin' over. I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad. | I'm not takin' over. I'm just tryin' not to screw up too bad. |
970 | 01:15:59,054 | 01:16:02,390 | Let me ask you. What's your prediction for the rest of this game? | Let me ask you. What's your prediction for the rest of this game? |
971 | 01:16:02,474 | 01:16:05,935 | - Mud Dogs are gonna win, 30-27. - That's very interesting. | - Mud Dogs are gonna win, 30-27. - That's very interesting. |
972 | 01:16:06,019 | 01:16:09,730 | - How'd you come up with that guess? - Guess? That ain't no guess! | - How'd you come up with that guess? - Guess? That ain't no guess! |
973 | 01:16:09,815 | 01:16:12,400 | - That's what it's gonna be. - OK. That's fine. | - That's what it's gonna be. - OK. That's fine. |
974 | 01:16:12,484 | 01:16:14,110 | Be careful down there. | Be careful down there. |
975 | 01:16:18,240 | 01:16:19,991 | All right. Where's Meaney? | All right. Where's Meaney? |
976 | 01:16:20,075 | 01:16:22,118 | - Meaney? - Here, coach. | - Meaney? - Here, coach. |
977 | 01:16:22,202 | 01:16:24,787 | Get in there and see if that waterboy can stop you. | Get in there and see if that waterboy can stop you. |
978 | 01:16:24,871 | 01:16:25,871 | - Yes, sir! - Go! | - Yes, sir! - Go! |
979 | 01:16:25,956 | 01:16:31,460 | Red is sending his best defender in as a running back? What do you make of this? | Red is sending his best defender in as a running back? What do you make of this? |
980 | 01:16:31,545 | 01:16:34,463 | He's gotta find some way to neutralize the Waterboy. | He's gotta find some way to neutralize the Waterboy. |
981 | 01:16:34,548 | 01:16:37,091 | He probably thinks Meaney will pound it in there | He probably thinks Meaney will pound it in there |
982 | 01:16:37,175 | 01:16:40,052 | - like Fridge did for the Bears. - Hey, Waterboy! | - like Fridge did for the Bears. - Hey, Waterboy! |
983 | 01:16:40,137 | 01:16:42,430 | Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? | Is your girlfriend gonna save you again? |
984 | 01:16:42,514 | 01:16:45,266 | No. I'll take matters into my own hands. You'll see. | No. I'll take matters into my own hands. You'll see. |
985 | 01:16:45,350 | 01:16:47,435 | Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! | Bring it to the hole! Your ass is mine! |
986 | 01:16:51,898 | 01:16:54,108 | You sound like a big choo-choo train. | You sound like a big choo-choo train. |
987 | 01:17:03,994 | 01:17:07,371 | Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano. | Power bomb, compliments of Captain Insano. |
988 | 01:17:14,212 | 01:17:17,298 | All right, field goal. Field goal. Go. | All right, field goal. Field goal. Go. |
989 | 01:17:17,382 | 01:17:20,593 | - Derek. Derek! - Yeah. | - Derek. Derek! - Yeah. |
990 | 01:17:20,677 | 01:17:23,804 | Visualize the attack. Go kick the ball. Kick it. | Visualize the attack. Go kick the ball. Kick it. |
991 | 01:17:23,889 | 01:17:25,723 | Hut! | Hut! |
992 | 01:17:26,892 | 01:17:29,435 | How you doin', boy? | How you doin', boy? |
993 | 01:17:29,519 | 01:17:31,062 | No, no, no! | No, no, no! |
994 | 01:17:56,254 | 01:17:58,589 | What the hell is that? | What the hell is that? |
995 | 01:18:04,596 | 01:18:07,807 | What the hell is he up to? That ain't in here! | What the hell is he up to? That ain't in here! |
996 | 01:18:10,227 | 01:18:14,772 | Down by ten late in the fourth quarter, Coach Klein opts for the field goal. | Down by ten late in the fourth quarter, Coach Klein opts for the field goal. |
997 | 01:18:14,856 | 01:18:18,567 | They have to hope for the onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game. | They have to hope for the onside kick and a touchdown to tie the game. |
998 | 01:18:18,652 | 01:18:22,988 | Dan, look what we have here. Boucher's in the game as a blocker. | Dan, look what we have here. Boucher's in the game as a blocker. |
999 | 01:18:23,073 | 01:18:26,450 | Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back now. | Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back now. |
1000 | 01:18:28,036 | 01:18:29,328 | Set! | Set! |
1001 | 01:18:33,458 | 01:18:35,501 | The snap. It's a fake! | The snap. It's a fake! |
1002 | 01:18:39,047 | 01:18:42,967 | Boucher's out in front! A great block! | Boucher's out in front! A great block! |
1003 | 01:18:43,051 | 01:18:47,138 | And a second one! Touchdown, Mud Dogs! | And a second one! Touchdown, Mud Dogs! |
1004 | 01:18:47,222 | 01:18:50,349 | Boucher led him all the way! | Boucher led him all the way! |
1005 | 01:18:53,937 | 01:18:56,230 | Red Beaulieu is steaming, Dan. | Red Beaulieu is steaming, Dan. |
1006 | 01:18:56,314 | 01:18:58,899 | He sees his perfect season slipping away. | He sees his perfect season slipping away. |
1007 | 01:18:58,984 | 01:19:02,778 | The Cougars' lead is down to three. | The Cougars' lead is down to three. |
1008 | 01:19:07,284 | 01:19:10,578 | Mud Dogs need the ball if they're gonna have a shot at overtime. | Mud Dogs need the ball if they're gonna have a shot at overtime. |
1009 | 01:19:10,662 | 01:19:14,165 | And Bobby Boucher is now on the kickoff team. | And Bobby Boucher is now on the kickoff team. |
1010 | 01:19:14,249 | 01:19:17,001 | Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back. | Last game of the year. Can't hold anything back. |
1011 | 01:19:17,085 | 01:19:18,085 | I know. | I know. |
1012 | 01:19:20,088 | 01:19:21,505 | Who's it gonna be? | Who's it gonna be? |
1013 | 01:19:21,590 | 01:19:25,342 | Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? | Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? |
1014 | 01:19:28,513 | 01:19:31,599 | Oh, yeah. There's my bitch. | Oh, yeah. There's my bitch. |
1015 | 01:19:31,683 | 01:19:33,851 | The ball must travel ten yards. | The ball must travel ten yards. |
1016 | 01:19:36,688 | 01:19:38,773 | It's loose! | It's loose! |
1017 | 01:19:38,857 | 01:19:41,942 | - Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football! - All right! | - Mud Dogs football! Mud Dogs football! - All right! |
1018 | 01:19:42,027 | 01:19:45,112 | - Mama, I got the football! I got it... - What a vicious hit! | - Mama, I got the football! I got it... - What a vicious hit! |
1019 | 01:19:45,197 | 01:19:46,947 | That was a cheap shot. | That was a cheap shot. |
1020 | 01:19:50,076 | 01:19:54,789 | What a dumb penalty. That puts the Mud Dogs in field goal range for the tie. | What a dumb penalty. That puts the Mud Dogs in field goal range for the tie. |
1021 | 01:19:54,873 | 01:19:58,459 | - I'm not sure Boucher can get up. - Oh, my baby! | - I'm not sure Boucher can get up. - Oh, my baby! |
1022 | 01:20:05,008 | 01:20:06,717 | It's still cold. | It's still cold. |
1023 | 01:20:08,428 | 01:20:10,513 | Excuse me. Out of my way. | Excuse me. Out of my way. |
1024 | 01:20:13,391 | 01:20:16,227 | Dan, you hate to see this happen. | Dan, you hate to see this happen. |
1025 | 01:20:25,570 | 01:20:28,155 | Now that's high quality H20. | Now that's high quality H20. |
1026 | 01:20:29,407 | 01:20:32,243 | You go on, now! Make it happen, Bobby! | You go on, now! Make it happen, Bobby! |
1027 | 01:20:36,248 | 01:20:38,499 | The Waterboy just needed some water. | The Waterboy just needed some water. |
1028 | 01:20:38,583 | 01:20:41,752 | Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself? | Wow, Dan. You think that up all by yourself? |
1029 | 01:20:41,837 | 01:20:43,212 | Shut up, Brent. | Shut up, Brent. |
1030 | 01:20:47,425 | 01:20:49,844 | - You OK? - He tried to open a can ofwhoop-ass. | - You OK? - He tried to open a can ofwhoop-ass. |
1031 | 01:20:49,928 | 01:20:53,055 | - I wouldn't let him. - I have an idea for the last play. | - I wouldn't let him. - I have an idea for the last play. |
1032 | 01:20:53,139 | 01:20:56,892 | You haven't done this before. The offense is gonna line up like this. | You haven't done this before. The offense is gonna line up like this. |
1033 | 01:20:56,977 | 01:21:00,604 | - You're gonna be right here. - There'll be no tie here today. | - You're gonna be right here. - There'll be no tie here today. |
1034 | 01:21:00,689 | 01:21:04,358 | Coach Klein is sending his offense back onto the field. | Coach Klein is sending his offense back onto the field. |
1035 | 01:21:04,442 | 01:21:08,779 | - He's going for the win right now. - This is a real gutsy call, Brent. | - He's going for the win right now. - This is a real gutsy call, Brent. |
1036 | 01:21:08,864 | 01:21:11,615 | He'll either be a hero or a goat because of this. | He'll either be a hero or a goat because of this. |
1037 | 01:21:11,700 | 01:21:15,119 | And Dan, Bobby Boucher is back on the field. | And Dan, Bobby Boucher is back on the field. |
1038 | 01:21:15,203 | 01:21:19,373 | He is now playing offense! We know. We know. | He is now playing offense! We know. We know. |
1039 | 01:21:19,457 | 01:21:22,626 | Meaney, if they give that Waterboy the football, | Meaney, if they give that Waterboy the football, |
1040 | 01:21:22,711 | 01:21:27,047 | I don't care if you have to stab him! Do not let him get away. Understand? | I don't care if you have to stab him! Do not let him get away. Understand? |
1041 | 01:21:27,132 | 01:21:31,051 | - Yes, sir. Yes, sir! - Do you understand me? Get in there! | - Yes, sir. Yes, sir! - Do you understand me? Get in there! |
1042 | 01:21:31,136 | 01:21:32,595 | Break! | Break! |
1043 | 01:21:41,313 | 01:21:43,814 | - I'm ready, friend. - Let's do it, Bobby. | - I'm ready, friend. - Let's do it, Bobby. |
1044 | 01:21:46,318 | 01:21:47,902 | Set! Set! | Set! Set! |
1045 | 01:21:47,986 | 01:21:51,488 | Forty-three! Red 43! Hut, hut! | Forty-three! Red 43! Hut, hut! |
1046 | 01:23:08,733 | 01:23:11,735 | Touchdown! They won it! The Mud Dogs win it! | Touchdown! They won it! The Mud Dogs win it! |
1047 | 01:23:11,820 | 01:23:16,115 | Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone from waterboy to savior! | Bobby Boucher's the hero! He's gone from waterboy to savior! |
1048 | 01:23:16,199 | 01:23:18,325 | Because he didn't hold anything back! | Because he didn't hold anything back! |
1049 | 01:23:18,410 | 01:23:23,122 | Swannie's down on the field with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now! | Swannie's down on the field with our hero, so let's go to Lynn now! |
1050 | 01:23:25,333 | 01:23:28,377 | We did it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it! | We did it! I can't believe it! I can't believe it! |
1051 | 01:23:28,461 | 01:23:32,006 | - Vicki, I love you! - I love you, too, baby. | - Vicki, I love you! - I love you, too, baby. |
1052 | 01:23:32,090 | 01:23:33,924 | We're the champions! | We're the champions! |
1053 | 01:23:35,927 | 01:23:39,847 | Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood! You got your manhood! | Mr. Coach Klein, you got your manhood! You got your manhood! |
1054 | 01:23:39,931 | 01:23:43,642 | Bobby, congratulations. You're the MVP of the Bourbon Bowl. | Bobby, congratulations. You're the MVP of the Bourbon Bowl. |
1055 | 01:23:43,727 | 01:23:47,396 | - How do you feel? - I love Mama! | - How do you feel? - I love Mama! |
1056 | 01:24:07,375 | 01:24:09,793 | - Way to go, Bobby. - Lookin' sharp, Bobby. | - Way to go, Bobby. - Lookin' sharp, Bobby. |
1057 | 01:24:09,878 | 01:24:11,462 | You the man, Bobby! | You the man, Bobby! |
1058 | 01:24:11,546 | 01:24:14,548 | Bobby, I've been dreading this day for a long time. | Bobby, I've been dreading this day for a long time. |
1059 | 01:24:14,632 | 01:24:18,052 | - But you got yourself a fine woman. - Thank you, Mama. | - But you got yourself a fine woman. - Thank you, Mama. |
1060 | 01:24:18,136 | 01:24:21,096 | Good luck, son. | Good luck, son. |
1061 | 01:24:21,181 | 01:24:23,140 | This is the best day of my life! | This is the best day of my life! |
1062 | 01:24:24,559 | 01:24:28,729 | - You just wait till tonight. - What's gonna happen tonight? | - You just wait till tonight. - What's gonna happen tonight? |
1063 | 01:24:28,813 | 01:24:31,065 | - You'll see. - You can do it! | - You'll see. - You can do it! |
1064 | 01:24:31,149 | 01:24:35,027 | You can do it all night long! | You can do it all night long! |
1065 | 01:24:40,116 | 01:24:41,366 | I'm gonna go do it! | I'm gonna go do it! |
1066 | 01:24:47,832 | 01:24:49,750 | Bobby, it's me! | Bobby, it's me! |
1067 | 01:24:49,834 | 01:24:52,878 | - Your daddy, Roberto. - Daddy? | - Your daddy, Roberto. - Daddy? |
1068 | 01:24:52,962 | 01:24:56,256 | I've seen you on the ESPN when they was talkin' about | I've seen you on the ESPN when they was talkin' about |
1069 | 01:24:56,341 | 01:24:59,551 | - you being drafted by the NFL. - Not going to the NFL. | - you being drafted by the NFL. - Not going to the NFL. |
1070 | 01:24:59,636 | 01:25:02,221 | I'm gonna stay in school and graduate. | I'm gonna stay in school and graduate. |
1071 | 01:25:02,305 | 01:25:06,183 | The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners, | The hell with school, dopey! Take the money! You and me could be partners, |
1072 | 01:25:06,267 | 01:25:09,686 | just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy. | just like that Tiger Woods and his daddy. |
1073 | 01:25:18,446 | 01:25:21,448 | - Nice hit, Mama. - Thanks, baby. | - Nice hit, Mama. - Thanks, baby. |
1074 | 01:25:21,533 | 01:25:23,992 | Now you go on and have some fun becoming a man. | Now you go on and have some fun becoming a man. |