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1 00:00:06,049 00:00:07,920 Well, thank you for coming Well, thank you for coming
2 00:00:07,964 00:00:09,574 to Emily's gallery opening with me. Yeah. to Emily's gallery opening with me. Yeah.
3 00:00:09,618 00:00:11,968 I so loved the way her art explored the tension I so loved the way her art explored the tension
4 00:00:12,012 00:00:13,491 between childhood trauma between childhood trauma
5 00:00:13,535 00:00:15,450 and the yawning abyss of adulthood. and the yawning abyss of adulthood.
6 00:00:15,493 00:00:17,582 Wow. That's really insightful. Wow. That's really insightful.
7 00:00:17,626 00:00:19,671 Actually, that's what the guy next to me was saying. Actually, that's what the guy next to me was saying.
8 00:00:19,715 00:00:21,804 I just thought the paintings were really pretty. I just thought the paintings were really pretty.
9 00:00:21,847 00:00:23,588 Mm. No! No. Mm. No! No.
10 00:00:23,632 00:00:24,937 No way! No way!
11 00:00:24,981 00:00:26,765 Are... Uh, no. Are... Uh, no.
12 00:00:26,809 00:00:28,941 That is a non-starter! Can you get serious? That is a non-starter! Can you get serious?
13 00:00:28,985 00:00:30,943 We had a deal. Wally, I respect you. We had a deal. Wally, I respect you.
14 00:00:30,987 00:00:32,902 But I really don't like you right now! But I really don't like you right now!
15 00:00:32,945 00:00:34,643 What's going on? What's going on?
16 00:00:34,686 00:00:36,427 Oh, uh, no, it's my fault. Oh, uh, no, it's my fault.
17 00:00:36,471 00:00:37,602 But word to the wise: But word to the wise:
18 00:00:37,646 00:00:40,083 never trust a short man named Wally! never trust a short man named Wally!
19 00:00:42,390 00:00:43,695 Is he okay? Is he okay?
20 00:00:43,739 00:00:45,219 I don't know. I don't know.
21 00:00:45,262 00:00:48,700 They made him all these promises when he took the job. They made him all these promises when he took the job.
22 00:00:48,744 00:00:50,180 I mean, he's such a talented guy. I mean, he's such a talented guy.
23 00:00:50,224 00:00:51,660 I wouldn't recommend you marry him, I wouldn't recommend you marry him,
24 00:00:51,703 00:00:53,531 but he's, he's so good at his job. but he's, he's so good at his job.
25 00:00:54,576 00:00:55,751 Plus, Plus,
26 00:00:55,794 00:00:57,492 his taste in music really sucks! his taste in music really sucks!
27 00:00:57,535 00:00:59,189 Uh, yeah, but, uh... Uh, yeah, but, uh...
28 00:00:59,233 00:01:01,539 he does have really great speakers. he does have really great speakers.
29 00:01:01,583 00:01:04,586 Okay, uh... uh, hey, hey, Doug, Doug, it's Wade! Okay, uh... uh, hey, hey, Doug, Doug, it's Wade!
30 00:01:04,629 00:01:07,632 Uh, is every-everything okay in-in there? Uh, is every-everything okay in-in there?
31 00:01:09,591 00:01:11,375 Hey, Wade. Hey, Wade.
32 00:01:11,419 00:01:13,377 Um, sorry. Was my music too loud? Um, sorry. Was my music too loud?
33 00:01:13,421 00:01:15,684 Maybe a little aggressive. I'm sorry, Maybe a little aggressive. I'm sorry,
34 00:01:15,727 00:01:17,990 I was just... I've been yelling at my boss. I was just... I've been yelling at my boss.
35 00:01:18,034 00:01:19,122 I have brought them I have brought them
36 00:01:19,166 00:01:21,298 so much business and they're just... so much business and they're just...
37 00:01:21,342 00:01:22,908 they're ignoring me. they're ignoring me.
38 00:01:22,952 00:01:24,823 You know? There's only so long You know? There's only so long
39 00:01:24,867 00:01:26,434 that I can keep spinning my wheels. that I can keep spinning my wheels.
40 00:01:26,477 00:01:28,000 I hear you. I hear you.
41 00:01:28,044 00:01:31,003 But, uh, you know, head up, But, uh, you know, head up,
42 00:01:31,047 00:01:33,397 keep the faith. Yeah, I want-- you know, I'm trying. keep the faith. Yeah, I want-- you know, I'm trying.
43 00:01:33,441 00:01:35,965 But... I don't know. I just need a fresh start. But... I don't know. I just need a fresh start.
44 00:01:36,008 00:01:37,575 I-I've been working for them I-I've been working for them
45 00:01:37,619 00:01:38,968 for ten years doing Internet ad sales, for ten years doing Internet ad sales,
46 00:01:39,011 00:01:40,230 and-and look at me, though. and-and look at me, though.
47 00:01:40,274 00:01:44,104 I-I still live in my ex-wife's garage. I-I still live in my ex-wife's garage.
48 00:01:44,147 00:01:45,670 Well, hey, you know, think about Apple. Well, hey, you know, think about Apple.
49 00:01:45,714 00:01:47,019 I mean, they started in a garage I mean, they started in a garage
50 00:01:47,063 00:01:48,151 and they did really well, so, you know, that's... and they did really well, so, you know, that's...
51 00:01:48,195 00:01:49,152 Yeah, sure, Yeah, sure,
52 00:01:49,196 00:01:50,240 but I'm not building computers but I'm not building computers
53 00:01:50,284 00:01:51,241 in here, Wade. in here, Wade.
54 00:01:51,285 00:01:52,764 All I do is play Xbox All I do is play Xbox
55 00:01:52,808 00:01:55,289 and I... I drink way too much. and I... I drink way too much.
56 00:01:56,420 00:01:58,553 It just hasn't worked out for me, man. It just hasn't worked out for me, man.
57 00:02:02,557 00:02:04,428 You can't give up. I mean, look at you. You can't give up. I mean, look at you.
58 00:02:04,472 00:02:06,082 You have a great job. You have a great job.
59 00:02:06,126 00:02:08,128 I would love to be a gardener. I would love to be a gardener.
60 00:02:08,171 00:02:10,260 Uh, I'm actually a landscape architect, Uh, I'm actually a landscape architect,
61 00:02:10,304 00:02:13,263 which is really completely different... different things. which is really completely different... different things.
62 00:02:13,307 00:02:14,612 I don't even know where I'd begin. I don't even know where I'd begin.
63 00:02:16,745 00:02:20,096 Look, I have gone through tough times myself. Look, I have gone through tough times myself.
64 00:02:20,140 00:02:21,184 I know it seems bleak, I know it seems bleak,
65 00:02:21,228 00:02:24,274 but... you can't give up. but... you can't give up.
66 00:02:25,493 00:02:27,451 And you need other people to believe in you, too. And you need other people to believe in you, too.
67 00:02:27,495 00:02:29,801 You know, um... You know, um...
68 00:02:29,845 00:02:32,630 I have a friend, um, in HR I have a friend, um, in HR
69 00:02:32,674 00:02:35,329 at a firm that does something called generational branding. at a firm that does something called generational branding.
70 00:02:35,372 00:02:37,461 Really? Okay, that means something to you. Really? Okay, that means something to you.
71 00:02:37,505 00:02:38,897 That's good. That's good.
72 00:02:40,116 00:02:41,987 Give me your résumé. Give me your résumé.
73 00:02:42,031 00:02:44,686 And-and maybe, maybe he knows some people. And-and maybe, maybe he knows some people.
74 00:02:44,729 00:02:46,383 Thank you, Wade. It's okay. Thank you, Wade. It's okay.
75 00:02:46,427 00:02:47,384 You're a solid guy. You're a solid guy.
76 00:02:47,428 00:02:49,299 Okay. Okay.
77 00:02:49,343 00:02:50,387 He's a hugger. He's a hugger.
78 00:02:50,431 00:02:52,389 I noticed. I noticed.
79 00:02:52,433 00:02:55,436 You're gonna help your girlfriend's live-in ex-husband You're gonna help your girlfriend's live-in ex-husband
80 00:02:55,479 00:02:57,307 find a job, huh? find a job, huh?
81 00:02:57,351 00:02:59,179 Sure you want to get involved with something like that? Sure you want to get involved with something like that?
82 00:02:59,222 00:03:00,658 Well, it's not a drug ring, Forrest. Well, it's not a drug ring, Forrest.
83 00:03:00,702 00:03:01,790 I'm just trying to help a guy move out of a garage. I'm just trying to help a guy move out of a garage.
84 00:03:01,833 00:03:03,095 All right, hey, say no more. All right, hey, say no more.
85 00:03:03,139 00:03:04,096 Goodbye, Doug; hello, loud sex. Goodbye, Doug; hello, loud sex.
86 00:03:04,140 00:03:06,186 It's not about that. It's not about that.
87 00:03:06,229 00:03:08,492 Oh. Okay, it's not just about that. Oh. Okay, it's not just about that.
88 00:03:08,536 00:03:10,755 Yeah, it's a little bit about it. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit about it. Yeah.
89 00:03:10,799 00:03:11,930 Hey, Dimitri. Hey. Hey, Dimitri. Hey.
90 00:03:11,974 00:03:12,670 Uh, you remember my friend Wade, right? Uh, you remember my friend Wade, right?
91 00:03:12,714 00:03:13,671 You changed your hair. You changed your hair.
92 00:03:13,715 00:03:16,500 Um... uh, n-no, never. Um... uh, n-no, never.
93 00:03:16,544 00:03:18,285 Different guy. Different guy.
94 00:03:18,328 00:03:19,460 Different guy. Different guy.
95 00:03:19,503 00:03:21,462 Okay, okay, that explains it. Okay, okay, that explains it.
96 00:03:21,505 00:03:23,464 Listen, hey, Wade here is, like, Listen, hey, Wade here is, like,
97 00:03:23,507 00:03:25,814 looking to do a solid for his bae. looking to do a solid for his bae.
98 00:03:25,857 00:03:27,032 That means girlfriend. That means girlfriend.
99 00:03:27,076 00:03:28,643 Um... there. Um... there.
100 00:03:28,686 00:03:31,820 Your bae has a paper résumé? Your bae has a paper résumé?
101 00:03:31,863 00:03:34,823 Oh, actually, it's-it's my-my bae's ex-bae. Oh, actually, it's-it's my-my bae's ex-bae.
102 00:03:34,866 00:03:35,998 Wow. Wow.
103 00:03:36,041 00:03:38,261 Dude's legit. I'll see what I can do. Dude's legit. I'll see what I can do.
104 00:03:38,305 00:03:41,264 All right, sick. Sick. All right, sick. Sick.
105 00:03:41,308 00:03:43,310 "Sick" means "good," by the way. "Sick" means "good," by the way.
106 00:03:43,353 00:03:45,181 I know, it's weird, right? I know, it's weird, right?
107 00:03:45,225 00:03:46,661 I don't get it. I don't get it.
108 00:03:46,704 00:03:48,837 Why is Wade trying to help his girlfriend's ex? Why is Wade trying to help his girlfriend's ex?
109 00:03:48,880 00:03:50,578 That is a fundamental misunderstanding That is a fundamental misunderstanding
110 00:03:50,621 00:03:52,536 of the girlfriend-ex dynamic. of the girlfriend-ex dynamic.
111 00:03:52,580 00:03:53,842 He's just a nice guy. He's just a nice guy.
112 00:03:53,885 00:03:55,887 Yeah, a little too nice. If I was him, Yeah, a little too nice. If I was him,
113 00:03:55,931 00:03:57,889 I would not be cool with this whole situation. I would not be cool with this whole situation.
114 00:03:57,933 00:03:59,456 You've always been the jealous type. You've always been the jealous type.
115 00:03:59,500 00:04:02,111 Me? You won't even let me go to Wendy's Me? You won't even let me go to Wendy's
116 00:04:02,154 00:04:03,504 because I went out with a girl named Wendy. because I went out with a girl named Wendy.
117 00:04:03,547 00:04:04,679 See, do not say that name. See, do not say that name.
118 00:04:04,722 00:04:07,203 I guess we're lucky. I guess we're lucky.
119 00:04:07,247 00:04:09,510 Forrest and I don't have those kind of hang-ups. Forrest and I don't have those kind of hang-ups.
120 00:04:09,553 00:04:11,642 Yeah. I mean, jealousy just-- I don't know-- Yeah. I mean, jealousy just-- I don't know--
121 00:04:11,686 00:04:13,731 it feels like a waste of energy. Okay. it feels like a waste of energy. Okay.
122 00:04:13,775 00:04:14,863 So you don't get jealous? So you don't get jealous?
123 00:04:14,906 00:04:16,691 Well, not about some ex Well, not about some ex
124 00:04:16,734 00:04:18,127 from a million years ago, no. from a million years ago, no.
125 00:04:18,170 00:04:20,260 We're-we're friendly with ours. Yeah. We're-we're friendly with ours. Yeah.
126 00:04:20,303 00:04:22,218 I mean, what, Delia's supposed to lose it every time I mean, what, Delia's supposed to lose it every time
127 00:04:22,262 00:04:25,352 Denise from high school likes one of my Facebook posts? Denise from high school likes one of my Facebook posts?
128 00:04:25,395 00:04:26,396 It's irrational. It's irrational.
129 00:04:26,440 00:04:27,745 No. And I-I use No. And I-I use
130 00:04:27,789 00:04:29,704 my ex-boyfriend Greg's cookbook all the time, my ex-boyfriend Greg's cookbook all the time,
131 00:04:29,747 00:04:31,053 and Forrest doesn't care. and Forrest doesn't care.
132 00:04:31,096 00:04:33,621 Exactly. Wait, Greg wrote that cookbook? Exactly. Wait, Greg wrote that cookbook?
133 00:04:33,664 00:04:35,362 You have a cookbook? Ha-ha. You have a cookbook? Ha-ha.
134 00:04:35,405 00:04:36,928 Yeah, I do have a cookbook, Michelle. Yeah, I do have a cookbook, Michelle.
135 00:04:36,972 00:04:40,018 And it's got that meatloaf recipe that I make all the time. And it's got that meatloaf recipe that I make all the time.
136 00:04:40,062 00:04:41,716 Hey, that meatloaf ain't bad. Hey, that meatloaf ain't bad.
137 00:04:41,759 00:04:43,065 Thank you. Thank you.
138 00:04:43,108 00:04:45,197 Forrest loves Greg's meatloaf. Forrest loves Greg's meatloaf.
139 00:04:46,068 00:04:47,374 Huh. Huh.
140 00:04:47,417 00:04:50,507 I just did not know that was, uh, his cookbook. I just did not know that was, uh, his cookbook.
141 00:04:50,551 00:04:52,944 Hmm. Didn't know that. Hmm. Didn't know that.
142 00:04:52,988 00:04:54,729 What do you say? One more episode? What do you say? One more episode?
143 00:04:54,772 00:04:57,253 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
144 00:04:57,297 00:04:58,602 Did I wake you? Did I wake you?
145 00:04:58,646 00:04:59,690 No, I was awake. I'm awake. No, I was awake. I'm awake.
146 00:04:59,734 00:05:02,737 Yes! Um, yes, uh, Kate. Yes! Um, yes, uh, Kate.
147 00:05:02,780 00:05:05,740 Well, I cannot thank you enough. Well, I cannot thank you enough.
148 00:05:05,783 00:05:07,481 Yeah, and right away works for me, too. Yeah, and right away works for me, too.
149 00:05:07,524 00:05:09,439 Sounds like good news. Sounds like good news.
150 00:05:09,483 00:05:10,832 We'll see you soon. We'll see you soon.
151 00:05:10,875 00:05:12,660 So, that was the people So, that was the people
152 00:05:12,703 00:05:13,922 that your friend hooked me up with. that your friend hooked me up with.
153 00:05:13,965 00:05:15,097 I got a job offer. I got a job offer.
154 00:05:15,140 00:05:16,838 Oh, my God, that's amazing! Oh, my God, that's amazing!
155 00:05:16,881 00:05:18,622 Yeah. I knew you could do it, buddy. Yeah. I knew you could do it, buddy.
156 00:05:18,666 00:05:19,754 Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you.
157 00:05:19,797 00:05:22,365 So much. Um, but there is one thing. So much. Um, but there is one thing.
158 00:05:22,409 00:05:25,412 It's not here. It's in, um, Asheville. It's not here. It's in, um, Asheville.
159 00:05:25,455 00:05:27,762 In-in Asheville. In-in Asheville.
160 00:05:27,805 00:05:29,633 Asheville. Wow. Asheville. Wow.
161 00:05:29,677 00:05:31,722 That's not super close. That's not super close.
162 00:05:31,766 00:05:34,116 I mean, it is exactly what I've been looking for. I mean, it is exactly what I've been looking for.
163 00:05:34,159 00:05:37,598 But I would be four hours away from Bert. But I would be four hours away from Bert.
164 00:05:37,641 00:05:38,860 Yeah, it's true. But... Yeah, it's true. But...
165 00:05:38,903 00:05:41,123 there's weekends. Right? there's weekends. Right?
166 00:05:41,166 00:05:43,386 And... I mean, we used to live there. And... I mean, we used to live there.
167 00:05:43,430 00:05:44,866 My sister still lives there, My sister still lives there,
168 00:05:44,909 00:05:46,084 and Bert is so in love with his cousins. and Bert is so in love with his cousins.
169 00:05:46,128 00:05:47,434 Yeah, he sure is. Yeah, he sure is.
170 00:05:47,477 00:05:49,174 But I don't... I don't know. But I don't... I don't know.
171 00:05:50,785 00:05:51,960 Doug. Doug.
172 00:05:52,003 00:05:53,831 This would be a really big move. This would be a really big move.
173 00:05:53,875 00:05:56,791 But you have been so frustrated for so long. But you have been so frustrated for so long.
174 00:05:56,834 00:05:57,966 I mean, we can make this work. I mean, we can make this work.
175 00:05:58,009 00:05:59,315 It's not that far. It's not that far.
176 00:05:59,359 00:06:01,056 You need this. You need this.
177 00:06:01,099 00:06:02,100 Yeah. Yeah.
178 00:06:04,102 00:06:05,452 I think I just got a new job. I think I just got a new job.
179 00:06:05,495 00:06:06,975 I think I just got a new job! I think I just got a new job!
180 00:06:07,018 00:06:09,151 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
181 00:06:09,194 00:06:10,848 He is a hugger. He is a hugger.
182 00:06:15,331 00:06:17,159 So it-it-it really worked. So it-it-it really worked.
183 00:06:17,202 00:06:18,247 We actually helped the guy. We actually helped the guy.
184 00:06:18,290 00:06:19,553 Yeah. It feels good. Yeah. It feels good.
185 00:06:19,596 00:06:20,989 I mean, I didn't think we would be helping him I mean, I didn't think we would be helping him
186 00:06:21,032 00:06:23,252 all the way to Asheville. Yeah. all the way to Asheville. Yeah.
187 00:06:23,295 00:06:24,732 I mean, well, they're grown-ups. Yeah. I mean, well, they're grown-ups. Yeah.
188 00:06:24,775 00:06:26,037 Now one of those grown-ups is gone, Now one of those grown-ups is gone,
189 00:06:26,081 00:06:28,170 so you two can do the grown-up thing together. so you two can do the grown-up thing together.
190 00:06:28,213 00:06:29,563 You are not wrong. You are not wrong.
191 00:06:29,606 00:06:32,130 Delia, I love your meatloaf. Delia, I love your meatloaf.
192 00:06:32,174 00:06:33,305 It is my It is my
193 00:06:33,349 00:06:35,395 favorite thing that you make. Thank you. favorite thing that you make. Thank you.
194 00:06:35,438 00:06:36,613 Well, you know, Delia's ex-boyfriend Well, you know, Delia's ex-boyfriend
195 00:06:36,657 00:06:38,223 wrote the cookbook. Mm-hmm. wrote the cookbook. Mm-hmm.
196 00:06:39,311 00:06:41,009 You gonna eat that, Forrest? You gonna eat that, Forrest?
197 00:06:41,052 00:06:42,663 Oh. I, uh... Oh. I, uh...
198 00:06:42,706 00:06:45,317 I actually had a huge lunch today. Late lunch. So... I actually had a huge lunch today. Late lunch. So...
199 00:06:45,361 00:06:46,188 Mm. Really? Mm. Really?
200 00:06:46,231 00:06:47,276 Yeah. What? Yeah. What?
201 00:06:47,319 00:06:48,495 Two hoagies. Two hoagies.
202 00:06:48,538 00:06:49,670 Uh, oh... Uh, oh...
203 00:06:49,713 00:06:51,280 Uh, excuse me. One second. Uh, excuse me. One second.
204 00:06:52,324 00:06:54,501 Hey, Shannon, what's up? Hey, Shannon, what's up?
205 00:06:54,544 00:06:56,372 Ooh, I'm screwed six ways to Sunday. Ooh, I'm screwed six ways to Sunday.
206 00:06:56,416 00:06:57,939 That's what's up. That's what's up.
207 00:06:57,982 00:07:00,985 The owner just called, and the cook I hired called in sick, The owner just called, and the cook I hired called in sick,
208 00:07:01,029 00:07:02,334 so now I have to go in, so now I have to go in,
209 00:07:02,378 00:07:04,206 and Bert's daytime sitter can't watch him at night and Bert's daytime sitter can't watch him at night
210 00:07:04,249 00:07:05,642 and the nighttime sitter crapped out on me, too. and the nighttime sitter crapped out on me, too.
211 00:07:05,686 00:07:06,817 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
212 00:07:06,861 00:07:08,384 Don't worry. I'll-I'll come get Bert. Don't worry. I'll-I'll come get Bert.
213 00:07:08,428 00:07:09,646 Really? Really?
214 00:07:09,690 00:07:10,995 Really. Yeah. Really. Yeah.
215 00:07:11,039 00:07:12,693 Just, uh... take a deep breath, okay? Just, uh... take a deep breath, okay?
216 00:07:12,736 00:07:14,172 I'm on my way. You're so nice, I'm on my way. You're so nice,
217 00:07:14,216 00:07:15,173 sometimes I think you might sometimes I think you might
218 00:07:15,217 00:07:16,261 secretly be a serial killer. secretly be a serial killer.
219 00:07:16,305 00:07:17,524 I get that a lot. I get that a lot.
220 00:07:17,567 00:07:20,222 All right, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye. All right, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye.
221 00:07:20,265 00:07:21,484 Guys, uh, sorry, Guys, uh, sorry,
222 00:07:21,528 00:07:23,486 but I got to run. but I got to run.
223 00:07:23,530 00:07:25,967 I'm Bert's sitter tonight. I'm Bert's sitter tonight.
224 00:07:26,010 00:07:27,359 Doesn't she have a sitter? Doesn't she have a sitter?
225 00:07:27,403 00:07:28,491 Usually it would have been Doug. Usually it would have been Doug.
226 00:07:28,535 00:07:29,710 Oh. Oh.
227 00:07:29,753 00:07:31,538 But Doug moved away because... But Doug moved away because...
228 00:07:31,581 00:07:33,670 Because I got him a job. Because I got him a job.
229 00:07:33,714 00:07:35,542 Yes, Delia, I'm aware. Yes, Delia, I'm aware.
230 00:07:35,585 00:07:38,501 But it'll all work out. I just know it will. But it'll all work out. I just know it will.
231 00:07:38,545 00:07:40,068 Thank you very much for dinner. Thank you very much for dinner.
232 00:07:40,111 00:07:42,113 See you guys later. Wade. All right. See you guys later. Wade. All right.
233 00:07:42,157 00:07:44,246 I really hope he knows what he's doing. I really hope he knows what he's doing.
234 00:07:44,289 00:07:45,377 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
235 00:07:45,421 00:07:46,378 Hey, it's all right, Forrest. Hey, it's all right, Forrest.
236 00:07:46,422 00:07:47,554 I'd be jealous, too. I'd be jealous, too.
237 00:07:47,597 00:07:49,120 I'm not jealous. I'm not jealous.
238 00:07:49,164 00:07:50,121 Who are you not jealous of? Who are you not jealous of?
239 00:07:50,165 00:07:52,515 Greg. The cookbook guy. Greg. The cookbook guy.
240 00:07:52,559 00:07:53,995 You're jealous of Greg? You're jealous of Greg?
241 00:07:54,038 00:07:55,475 I'm not jealous of Greg! I'm not jealous of Greg!
242 00:07:55,518 00:07:56,432 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
243 00:07:57,433 00:07:59,435 I had two hoagies. I had two hoagies.
244 00:07:59,479 00:08:02,090 Okay. All right, Bert. Come on in. Okay. All right, Bert. Come on in.
245 00:08:02,133 00:08:04,309 Make yourself at home. Make yourself at home.
246 00:08:04,353 00:08:06,964 Did you know the first laser was made with a diamond? Did you know the first laser was made with a diamond?
247 00:08:07,008 00:08:09,750 That is so cool, buddy. That is so cool, buddy.
248 00:08:09,793 00:08:11,316 Now you say something about lasers. Now you say something about lasers.
249 00:08:11,360 00:08:13,275 Oh, um, well, uh... Oh, um, well, uh...
250 00:08:13,318 00:08:15,930 I used one to get a tattoo removed. Cool. I used one to get a tattoo removed. Cool.
251 00:08:15,973 00:08:17,497 So cool. Oh, hey. So cool. Oh, hey.
252 00:08:17,540 00:08:19,324 Is this Bert? Hi. Hi, Bert. Is this Bert? Hi. Hi, Bert.
253 00:08:19,368 00:08:21,762 Bert is going to spend the night with us. Bert is going to spend the night with us.
254 00:08:21,805 00:08:24,286 And we're gonna have so much fun. And we're gonna have so much fun.
255 00:08:24,329 00:08:27,158 Okay, Bert, we'll set you up on the couch in my office. Okay, Bert, we'll set you up on the couch in my office.
256 00:08:27,202 00:08:28,246 Is that cool? Is that cool?
257 00:08:28,290 00:08:29,857 Down here? Down here?
258 00:08:29,900 00:08:31,554 By myself? By myself?
259 00:08:31,598 00:08:32,599 Oh. Um... Oh. Um...
260 00:08:32,642 00:08:33,774 You know, maybe we could, You know, maybe we could,
261 00:08:33,817 00:08:34,992 uh, put a pallet... uh, put a pallet...
262 00:08:35,036 00:08:36,124 You know, You know,
263 00:08:36,167 00:08:37,299 why don't you sleep in my bed why don't you sleep in my bed
264 00:08:37,342 00:08:38,605 and I'll just sleep with Natalie? and I'll just sleep with Natalie?
265 00:08:38,648 00:08:39,997 Do you like dogs? We have two. Do you like dogs? We have two.
266 00:08:40,041 00:08:41,956 I hope you like getting licked. I hope you like getting licked.
267 00:08:41,999 00:08:44,219 Linda! Joyce! Linda! Joyce!
268 00:08:48,440 00:08:49,398 Wow. Wow.
269 00:08:49,441 00:08:50,878 Whoa! Whoa!
270 00:08:50,921 00:08:52,662 Did Bert cook breakfast? Did Bert cook breakfast?
271 00:08:52,706 00:08:53,663 No, I didn't. Yes, he did. No, I didn't. Yes, he did.
272 00:08:53,707 00:08:54,969 Yeah. All of it. Yeah. All of it.
273 00:08:55,012 00:08:56,144 Oh. Oh.
274 00:08:56,187 00:08:57,319 Yeah. Uh, hey. Yeah. Uh, hey.
275 00:08:57,362 00:08:59,016 Hey, Wade. Listen. Hey, Wade. Listen.
276 00:08:59,060 00:09:00,452 Thank you, again, for taking care of Bert. Thank you, again, for taking care of Bert.
277 00:09:00,496 00:09:02,411 Oh, not at all. No, he and the girls Oh, not at all. No, he and the girls
278 00:09:02,454 00:09:03,847 are getting along great. are getting along great.
279 00:09:03,891 00:09:05,632 Oh, good. Um, I was wondering Oh, good. Um, I was wondering
280 00:09:05,675 00:09:07,547 if I could ask another favor of you, if I could ask another favor of you,
281 00:09:07,590 00:09:09,418 and that is to keep taking care of Bert. and that is to keep taking care of Bert.
282 00:09:09,461 00:09:10,419 Sure. Sure.
283 00:09:10,462 00:09:11,768 Yeah, what, uh, what's up? Yeah, what, uh, what's up?
284 00:09:11,812 00:09:13,814 Well, they need somebody for the lunch shift, Well, they need somebody for the lunch shift,
285 00:09:13,857 00:09:15,642 and I am in no position to turn down extra hours. and I am in no position to turn down extra hours.
286 00:09:15,685 00:09:17,600 And then I have an appointment And then I have an appointment
287 00:09:17,644 00:09:19,515 to go look at a rental house. to go look at a rental house.
288 00:09:19,559 00:09:20,995 Wait, you're-you're moving? Wait, you're-you're moving?
289 00:09:21,038 00:09:22,562 I didn't know you were moving. I didn't know you were moving.
290 00:09:22,605 00:09:23,911 Yeah, neither did I. Yeah, neither did I.
291 00:09:23,954 00:09:25,216 But I just got my first power bill But I just got my first power bill
292 00:09:25,260 00:09:26,609 without Doug paying half, without Doug paying half,
293 00:09:26,653 00:09:28,350 and, um, I got to downsize. and, um, I got to downsize.
294 00:09:28,393 00:09:31,092 Oh, that's, uh... Oh, that's, uh...
295 00:09:31,135 00:09:32,615 That's tough. That's tough.
296 00:09:32,659 00:09:34,443 But, um, yeah, yeah. But, um, yeah, yeah.
297 00:09:34,486 00:09:35,836 Don't-don't worry, we got Bert. Don't-don't worry, we got Bert.
298 00:09:35,879 00:09:38,229 Thank you. I hope he's not being too big of a pain. Thank you. I hope he's not being too big of a pain.
299 00:09:38,273 00:09:39,970 No. No, not at all. He's great. No. No, not at all. He's great.
300 00:09:40,014 00:09:42,538 And now I know where the word "laser" comes from. And now I know where the word "laser" comes from.
301 00:09:42,582 00:09:43,974 Oh, yeah. Light amplification... Oh, yeah. Light amplification...
302 00:09:44,018 00:09:45,149 Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it.
303 00:09:45,193 00:09:47,369 Yeah. You got it. All right, thank you. Yeah. You got it. All right, thank you.
304 00:09:47,412 00:09:49,327 Yeah. Yeah.
305 00:09:49,371 00:09:50,459 Hello! Hello!
306 00:09:51,503 00:09:53,331 Oh, Wade. Oh, Wade.
307 00:09:53,375 00:09:54,942 Guess what? Guess what?
308 00:09:54,985 00:09:56,291 I brought you a present. I brought you a present.
309 00:09:56,334 00:09:57,858 Is that your meatloaf? Yeah. Is that your meatloaf? Yeah.
310 00:09:57,901 00:09:59,381 Thank you. Hi. Thank you. Hi.
311 00:09:59,424 00:10:00,512 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
312 00:10:00,556 00:10:02,471 I see Bert's still here. I see Bert's still here.
313 00:10:02,514 00:10:03,646 Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. Yeah,
314 00:10:03,690 00:10:05,430 yeah, Shannon is going house-hunting. yeah, Shannon is going house-hunting.
315 00:10:05,474 00:10:07,563 And I know that you think it's my fault And I know that you think it's my fault
316 00:10:07,607 00:10:08,956 for getting involved in her life. for getting involved in her life.
317 00:10:08,999 00:10:10,827 I mean, don't you think this is a lot to take on? I mean, don't you think this is a lot to take on?
318 00:10:10,871 00:10:12,568 Yeah, it is, but, you know, Yeah, it is, but, you know,
319 00:10:12,612 00:10:13,743 we'll figure it out. we'll figure it out.
320 00:10:13,787 00:10:16,137 I mean, they get along well at least. I mean, they get along well at least.
321 00:10:16,180 00:10:18,835 Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bert is crazy about the girls. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bert is crazy about the girls.
322 00:10:18,879 00:10:20,141 He's the best. He's the best.
323 00:10:20,184 00:10:22,447 Well, here you go. Well, here you go.
324 00:10:22,491 00:10:24,885 Oh. Did you paint his nails? Oh. Did you paint his nails?
325 00:10:24,928 00:10:26,234 Yeah. Blue. Yeah. Blue.
326 00:10:26,277 00:10:27,975 It's my favorite color. It's my favorite color.
327 00:10:28,018 00:10:30,542 That's, like, the cutest thing I've ever seen. That's, like, the cutest thing I've ever seen.
328 00:10:30,586 00:10:32,414 Can we play Ping-Pong again? Can we play Ping-Pong again?
329 00:10:32,457 00:10:33,676 Yeah, sure. Yes! Yeah, sure. Yes!
330 00:10:33,720 00:10:35,417 He just chases the balls when we miss. He just chases the balls when we miss.
331 00:10:35,460 00:10:38,855 Aw, we used to do that to my little brother. Aw, we used to do that to my little brother.
332 00:10:38,899 00:10:40,465 Oh, hey, Bert, we should show Delia, uh, Oh, hey, Bert, we should show Delia, uh,
333 00:10:40,509 00:10:42,380 what we taught you. Ready? Sure. what we taught you. Ready? Sure.
334 00:10:42,424 00:10:46,558 ♪ Miss Mary ♪ ♪ Miss Mary ♪
335 00:10:46,602 00:10:48,299 ♪ Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ ♪ Mack, Mack, Mack ♪
336 00:10:48,343 00:10:50,998 ♪ All dressed in black, black, black... ♪ ♪ All dressed in black, black, black... ♪
337 00:10:51,041 00:10:53,783 Oh, so close! It's okay, we'll get it next time. Oh, so close! It's okay, we'll get it next time.
338 00:10:53,827 00:10:57,178 No, that is the cutest thing I have ever seen. No, that is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
339 00:10:58,658 00:11:00,747 Okay, you're good to go. Okay, you're good to go.
340 00:11:00,790 00:11:02,139 Forrest? Forrest?
341 00:11:03,358 00:11:05,360 You okay? You okay?
342 00:11:05,403 00:11:06,753 Yeah, fine. Yeah, fine.
343 00:11:06,796 00:11:08,450 Why don't you just admit it? Why don't you just admit it?
344 00:11:08,493 00:11:10,234 You're not eating because cookbook guy You're not eating because cookbook guy
345 00:11:10,278 00:11:11,627 is eating at you-- admit it. is eating at you-- admit it.
346 00:11:11,671 00:11:12,759 Please. Come on. Please. Come on.
347 00:11:12,802 00:11:15,370 I couldn't care less. All right. I couldn't care less. All right.
348 00:11:15,413 00:11:18,025 Well, to operate your outdoor rock speakers with your phone... Well, to operate your outdoor rock speakers with your phone...
349 00:11:18,068 00:11:20,288 I want to destroy him! I... I want to destroy him! I...
350 00:11:20,331 00:11:22,464 want to utterly destroy him. want to utterly destroy him.
351 00:11:22,507 00:11:24,945 I knew it! I know it's stupid, you know? I knew it! I know it's stupid, you know?
352 00:11:24,988 00:11:26,903 I know it's irrational, but come on. I know it's irrational, but come on.
353 00:11:26,947 00:11:30,602 I mean, food-food can be so sensual, you know? I mean, food-food can be so sensual, you know?
354 00:11:30,646 00:11:31,908 Look at Wade and Shannon. Look at Wade and Shannon.
355 00:11:31,952 00:11:33,605 And-and some of these recipes? And-and some of these recipes?
356 00:11:33,649 00:11:35,651 They read like pornography. They read like pornography.
357 00:11:35,695 00:11:38,959 Listen to this. "Grease the pan. Listen to this. "Grease the pan.
358 00:11:39,002 00:11:41,483 "Form the loaf." "Form the loaf."
359 00:11:41,526 00:11:43,703 "Soak breadcrumbs" "Soak breadcrumbs"
360 00:11:43,746 00:11:46,488 "to add moisture." "to add moisture."
361 00:11:46,531 00:11:48,969 First off, what kind of pornography are you reading? First off, what kind of pornography are you reading?
362 00:11:49,012 00:11:51,145 Secondly, you're obsessing! Secondly, you're obsessing!
363 00:11:51,188 00:11:53,321 You've got to shake this thing out of your system. You've got to shake this thing out of your system.
364 00:11:53,364 00:11:56,019 A couple years back, work was stressing me out. A couple years back, work was stressing me out.
365 00:11:56,063 00:11:59,066 So I got into kickboxing. Whoa. So I got into kickboxing. Whoa.
366 00:11:59,109 00:12:00,589 Saw it? I could've caught a fly there. Yeah. Saw it? I could've caught a fly there. Yeah.
367 00:12:00,632 00:12:02,417 I'm not really good with boxing. I'm not really good with boxing.
368 00:12:02,460 00:12:04,114 Or kicking. Or kicking.
369 00:12:04,158 00:12:07,814 You could try yoga or buy one of those books on meditation. You could try yoga or buy one of those books on meditation.
370 00:12:07,857 00:12:10,381 Yeah. Or one of those adult coloring books. Yeah. Or one of those adult coloring books.
371 00:12:10,425 00:12:12,862 I don't know, I feel like I should be more offended by that, I don't know, I feel like I should be more offended by that,
372 00:12:12,906 00:12:15,517 but those are actually terrific suggestions. but those are actually terrific suggestions.
373 00:12:15,560 00:12:16,692 You got to let it go, man. You got to let it go, man.
374 00:12:16,736 00:12:18,738 "Toss with tomatoes" "Toss with tomatoes"
375 00:12:18,781 00:12:20,348 "and cheese." "and cheese."
376 00:12:20,391 00:12:21,828 Ugh! Ugh!
377 00:12:21,871 00:12:25,179 "Drain the extra fat." "Drain the extra fat."
378 00:12:25,222 00:12:26,789 Regular Larry Flynt, this guy. Regular Larry Flynt, this guy.
379 00:12:26,833 00:12:30,010 "Brush with thin layer of mustard"! "Brush with thin layer of mustard"!
380 00:12:30,053 00:12:31,185 I mean, look at all these places. I mean, look at all these places.
381 00:12:31,228 00:12:32,534 All of these are in my price range? All of these are in my price range?
382 00:12:32,577 00:12:33,709 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
383 00:12:33,753 00:12:35,711 Uh, whoa, maybe not. Uh, whoa, maybe not.
384 00:12:35,755 00:12:37,757 Okay. Okay.
385 00:12:37,800 00:12:39,323 Um, well, you know what? Um, well, you know what?
386 00:12:39,367 00:12:41,195 This is, um, this is better. This is, um, this is better.
387 00:12:41,238 00:12:42,805 Mm-hmm. I mean, that last screen Mm-hmm. I mean, that last screen
388 00:12:42,849 00:12:44,459 had way too many choices. Mm-hmm. had way too many choices. Mm-hmm.
389 00:12:44,502 00:12:45,939 It was too overwhelming. Yeah, totally. It was too overwhelming. Yeah, totally.
390 00:12:45,982 00:12:47,375 This is much more manageable. This is much more manageable.
391 00:12:47,418 00:12:50,552 Um, so how many of these are in Bert's school district? Um, so how many of these are in Bert's school district?
392 00:12:50,595 00:12:52,423 Schools... oh. Schools... oh.
393 00:12:52,467 00:12:55,122 Um, uh, these three. Um, uh, these three.
394 00:12:55,165 00:12:57,820 It's even more manageable. Yeah. It's even more manageable. Yeah.
395 00:12:57,864 00:12:59,648 But, whoa, hey, wait a minute. Yeah. But, whoa, hey, wait a minute. Yeah.
396 00:12:59,691 00:13:01,041 Oh, look at this. Hey! Oh... Oh, look at this. Hey! Oh...
397 00:13:01,084 00:13:03,391 Look at this one. Look at this one.
398 00:13:03,434 00:13:04,740 Rooftop pool. Rooftop pool.
399 00:13:04,784 00:13:07,047 A spacious sun deck. A spacious sun deck.
400 00:13:07,090 00:13:09,397 Water aerobics. Walk-in bathtubs. Water aerobics. Walk-in bathtubs.
401 00:13:09,440 00:13:12,095 Wade, I think this is a senior community. Wade, I think this is a senior community.
402 00:13:12,139 00:13:14,968 Bert likes soft food. Bert likes soft food.
403 00:13:16,491 00:13:17,666 I'll keep looking. I'll keep looking.
404 00:13:17,709 00:13:19,363 Oh, uh, hey, Shannon? Oh, uh, hey, Shannon?
405 00:13:19,407 00:13:21,191 Could you make some more of your ratatouille? Could you make some more of your ratatouille?
406 00:13:21,235 00:13:22,671 I left a whole big thing of it in the fridge. I left a whole big thing of it in the fridge.
407 00:13:22,714 00:13:23,933 Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
408 00:13:23,977 00:13:25,543 We ate it all. We ate it all.
409 00:13:25,587 00:13:26,806 What?! What?!
410 00:13:26,849 00:13:28,285 You guys are such pigs! You guys are such pigs!
411 00:13:28,329 00:13:30,418 Hey, let's make my Tuscan bean soup. Hey, let's make my Tuscan bean soup.
412 00:13:30,461 00:13:31,375 Oh, that sounds good. Oh, that sounds good.
413 00:13:31,419 00:13:32,681 I'll be farty, but sure. I'll be farty, but sure.
414 00:13:32,724 00:13:33,856 You're gonna be farty? You're gonna be farty?
415 00:13:33,900 00:13:35,249 He'll be farty. He'll be farty.
416 00:13:35,292 00:13:37,294 Oh, yeah? Yeah, this-this guy. Oh, yeah? Yeah, this-this guy.
417 00:13:41,821 00:13:43,387 Hey, so Wade and Shannon coming? Hey, so Wade and Shannon coming?
418 00:13:43,431 00:13:45,215 No, he said he's watching Bert again tonight. No, he said he's watching Bert again tonight.
419 00:13:45,259 00:13:46,390 Wow. Wow.
420 00:13:46,434 00:13:47,957 Wade is really in it now. Wade is really in it now.
421 00:13:48,001 00:13:49,785 You should see Natalie and Grace with little Bert, though. You should see Natalie and Grace with little Bert, though.
422 00:13:49,829 00:13:52,048 It is the cutest thing that I have ever seen It is the cutest thing that I have ever seen
423 00:13:52,092 00:13:54,529 in my whole life... and also the situation in my whole life... and also the situation
424 00:13:54,572 00:13:57,749 is completely untenable, and Wade is making it worse. is completely untenable, and Wade is making it worse.
425 00:13:58,925 00:14:00,796 But it's so cute. But it's so cute.
426 00:14:00,840 00:14:01,928 So, it seems like you're doing better today. So, it seems like you're doing better today.
427 00:14:01,971 00:14:03,451 Yeah, well, I took your advice, Yeah, well, I took your advice,
428 00:14:03,494 00:14:05,018 I got one of those coloring books. I got one of those coloring books.
429 00:14:05,061 00:14:08,369 Oh! Yeah, today I colored an enchanted garden. Oh! Yeah, today I colored an enchanted garden.
430 00:14:08,412 00:14:11,981 I had no idea there were so many shades of green. Right? I had no idea there were so many shades of green. Right?
431 00:14:12,025 00:14:13,113 There's lots. There's lots.
432 00:14:13,156 00:14:14,505 Ben loves that meatloaf. Ben loves that meatloaf.
433 00:14:14,549 00:14:15,811 Can you send me the recipe? Can you send me the recipe?
434 00:14:15,855 00:14:17,944 Well, you know, you should buy the book. Well, you know, you should buy the book.
435 00:14:17,987 00:14:20,947 Because every single recipe is just so good. Because every single recipe is just so good.
436 00:14:20,990 00:14:22,296 All right, I will. It's called All right, I will. It's called
437 00:14:22,339 00:14:24,428 Simple Dinners for Simple Friends, right? Simple Dinners for Simple Friends, right?
438 00:14:24,472 00:14:25,299 Yeah. That's right. Ooh! Yeah. That's right. Ooh!
439 00:14:25,342 00:14:27,257 Some of these reviews. Some of these reviews.
440 00:14:27,301 00:14:28,693 Of Greg's book? Of Greg's book?
441 00:14:28,737 00:14:29,694 Mm-hmm. Oh, well, you can't Mm-hmm. Oh, well, you can't
442 00:14:29,738 00:14:31,479 really pay attention to those. really pay attention to those.
443 00:14:31,522 00:14:32,872 What does it say? What does it say?
444 00:14:32,915 00:14:35,439 "If you prepare the greasy recipes from this book," "If you prepare the greasy recipes from this book,"
445 00:14:35,483 00:14:37,615 "you'd better enjoy them while you're eating them," "you'd better enjoy them while you're eating them,"
446 00:14:37,659 00:14:40,967 "because they will run right through you." What?! "because they will run right through you." What?!
447 00:14:41,010 00:14:42,664 "Luckily, the pages of Mr. Thompson's terrible book" "Luckily, the pages of Mr. Thompson's terrible book"
448 00:14:42,707 00:14:44,535 "can be used for toilet paper." "can be used for toilet paper."
449 00:14:44,579 00:14:46,233 What kind of troll would write What kind of troll would write
450 00:14:46,276 00:14:47,930 such terrible things about Greg's book? such terrible things about Greg's book?
451 00:14:47,974 00:14:49,323 Maybe-maybe it's not for all tastes. Maybe-maybe it's not for all tastes.
452 00:14:49,366 00:14:51,716 You know, whatever. Moving on! You know, whatever. Moving on!
453 00:14:51,760 00:14:55,895 Oh, "The recipes in this book made me throw up and get fat." Oh, "The recipes in this book made me throw up and get fat."
454 00:14:55,938 00:14:57,331 That one's really funny. I like that one. That one's really funny. I like that one.
455 00:14:57,374 00:14:58,680 Oh, that's awful. Oh, that's awful.
456 00:14:58,723 00:15:00,595 Wait, these reviews are from yesterday. Huh. Wait, these reviews are from yesterday. Huh.
457 00:15:00,638 00:15:02,945 What a weird mystery. Forrest! What a weird mystery. Forrest!
458 00:15:02,989 00:15:04,642 Well, you told me to get it out of my system Well, you told me to get it out of my system
459 00:15:04,686 00:15:06,253 and I did and it worked. and I did and it worked.
460 00:15:06,296 00:15:08,298 I think we should count this as a win. I think we should count this as a win.
461 00:15:08,342 00:15:10,518 You're telling me that you're so torn up You're telling me that you're so torn up
462 00:15:10,561 00:15:12,955 over an ex-boyfriend that I haven't seen in 15 years over an ex-boyfriend that I haven't seen in 15 years
463 00:15:12,999 00:15:15,871 that you're gonna try to ruin his livelihood? that you're gonna try to ruin his livelihood?
464 00:15:15,915 00:15:16,872 Yes. Yes.
465 00:15:16,916 00:15:18,439 That is so messed up. That is so messed up.
466 00:15:18,482 00:15:21,529 And kind of romantic. And kind of romantic.
467 00:15:21,572 00:15:23,923 Hey, that's me, baby. Hey, that's me, baby.
468 00:15:25,707 00:15:28,971 Well, good thing Greg's already, like, Well, good thing Greg's already, like,
469 00:15:29,015 00:15:31,147 a multimillionaire. Totally. What? a multimillionaire. Totally. What?
470 00:15:32,583 00:15:33,889 No, no. No, no.
471 00:15:33,933 00:15:35,195 Hey. Hi. Hey. Hey. Hi. Hey.
472 00:15:35,238 00:15:36,761 Dropped off Bert. Dropped off Bert.
473 00:15:36,805 00:15:38,415 Uh, he told me to tell you that Uh, he told me to tell you that
474 00:15:38,459 00:15:40,156 he learned the rest of "Mary Mack." he learned the rest of "Mary Mack."
475 00:15:41,766 00:15:43,116 Bert's pretty cool. Bert's pretty cool.
476 00:15:43,159 00:15:44,291 You know, it's weird, You know, it's weird,
477 00:15:44,334 00:15:45,945 Natalie acts a lot more mature Natalie acts a lot more mature
478 00:15:45,988 00:15:47,424 when she's got someone littler to take care of. when she's got someone littler to take care of.
479 00:15:47,468 00:15:49,513 I am mature, you butt-mouth. I am mature, you butt-mouth.
480 00:15:49,557 00:15:51,428 Hey, we saved you some of Shannon's homemade gnocchi. Hey, we saved you some of Shannon's homemade gnocchi.
481 00:15:51,472 00:15:52,777 It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.
482 00:15:52,821 00:15:54,388 Can Shannon come over later tonight? Can Shannon come over later tonight?
483 00:15:54,431 00:15:55,824 I want pie. I want pie.
484 00:15:57,130 00:16:01,569 Hey, uh, guys, um... Hey, uh, guys, um...
485 00:16:01,612 00:16:03,963 tell me if this is a crazy idea. tell me if this is a crazy idea.
486 00:16:05,616 00:16:07,401 Guys... Guys...
487 00:16:07,444 00:16:09,969 I'm gonna ask Shannon to move in with me. I'm gonna ask Shannon to move in with me.
488 00:16:10,012 00:16:11,927 Wow. Wow.
489 00:16:11,971 00:16:13,973 Wade, this is a big move. I know. Wade, this is a big move. I know.
490 00:16:14,016 00:16:14,974 But she needs help. But she needs help.
491 00:16:15,017 00:16:16,366 Because Doug moved away. Because Doug moved away.
492 00:16:16,410 00:16:18,760 Yeah, which he did because of you. Yeah, which he did because of you.
493 00:16:18,803 00:16:21,415 Because he needed help. Well... Because he needed help. Well...
494 00:16:21,458 00:16:23,243 You got to help people in this world. You got to help people in this world.
495 00:16:23,286 00:16:24,809 You sure she's ready for this? You sure she's ready for this?
496 00:16:24,853 00:16:26,811 Do you even have room for Bert? Do you even have room for Bert?
497 00:16:26,855 00:16:27,987 What about when Doug comes to visit? What about when Doug comes to visit?
498 00:16:28,030 00:16:29,989 I haven't figured everything out yet. I haven't figured everything out yet.
499 00:16:30,032 00:16:31,294 I thought you were on my side. I thought you were on my side.
500 00:16:31,338 00:16:33,296 No, I am. I am on your side. No, I am. I am on your side.
501 00:16:33,340 00:16:36,038 Look, all I know is, I love this woman. Look, all I know is, I love this woman.
502 00:16:36,082 00:16:38,649 And I got to figure out a way for us to work. And I got to figure out a way for us to work.
503 00:16:38,693 00:16:41,087 I've talked to the girls and they're good with it. I've talked to the girls and they're good with it.
504 00:16:41,130 00:16:42,305 They taught little Bert "Miss Mary Mack." They taught little Bert "Miss Mary Mack."
505 00:16:42,349 00:16:43,350 You remember "Miss Mary Mack"? You remember "Miss Mary Mack"?
506 00:16:43,393 00:16:47,484 ♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ ♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪
507 00:16:47,528 00:16:50,009 ♪ All dressed... ♪ It was so cute. ♪ All dressed... ♪ It was so cute.
508 00:16:52,663 00:16:54,448 Hey. Hey! Hi! Hey. Hey! Hi!
509 00:16:54,491 00:16:56,667 Oh, it's so good to see you. You, too. Oh, it's so good to see you. You, too.
510 00:16:56,711 00:16:58,321 Are you hungry? I don't know what we have in the fridge Are you hungry? I don't know what we have in the fridge
511 00:16:58,365 00:17:00,497 but I know that Bert did not finish his penne, so... but I know that Bert did not finish his penne, so...
512 00:17:00,541 00:17:01,585 No, no, I-I ate. No, no, I-I ate.
513 00:17:01,629 00:17:02,847 Yeah? Uh, Grace Yeah? Uh, Grace
514 00:17:02,891 00:17:05,241 is crazy about your gnocchi. Aw! is crazy about your gnocchi. Aw!
515 00:17:05,285 00:17:06,764 That's so sweet. That's really cute. That's so sweet. That's really cute.
516 00:17:06,808 00:17:08,288 Uh, listen, um... Uh, listen, um...
517 00:17:08,331 00:17:11,030 I want to talk to you about something. I want to talk to you about something.
518 00:17:11,073 00:17:12,770 Okay. Okay.
519 00:17:12,814 00:17:16,078 I know that you have been busier than ever without Doug. I know that you have been busier than ever without Doug.
520 00:17:16,122 00:17:17,819 Just be careful about talking about Doug. Just be careful about talking about Doug.
521 00:17:17,862 00:17:20,343 'Cause Bert's having a really hard time without his dad. 'Cause Bert's having a really hard time without his dad.
522 00:17:20,387 00:17:22,084 Yeah? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
523 00:17:22,128 00:17:24,043 Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
524 00:17:24,086 00:17:26,045 Okay, um... Okay, um...
525 00:17:26,088 00:17:28,438 Speaking of which, do you have any idea how I can find Speaking of which, do you have any idea how I can find
526 00:17:28,482 00:17:30,223 some, like, late-late-night babysitters? some, like, late-late-night babysitters?
527 00:17:30,266 00:17:32,616 The girls, I mean, they would be happy to do that. The girls, I mean, they would be happy to do that.
528 00:17:32,660 00:17:34,749 No, I know that, but I need somebody who can drive. No, I know that, but I need somebody who can drive.
529 00:17:34,792 00:17:36,620 Although I don't know how I think I'm gonna pay for that. Although I don't know how I think I'm gonna pay for that.
530 00:17:36,664 00:17:38,448 I guess I'll-- oh, I'll rob a bank. I guess I'll-- oh, I'll rob a bank.
531 00:17:38,492 00:17:40,450 Well, about that, I have an idea. Well, about that, I have an idea.
532 00:17:40,494 00:17:43,714 So I've been thinking and I wondered if may... So I've been thinking and I wondered if may...
533 00:17:43,758 00:17:45,890 Mom? Oh, hey. Mom? Oh, hey.
534 00:17:45,934 00:17:47,283 I made a drawing of Dad. I made a drawing of Dad.
535 00:17:47,327 00:17:49,720 And I was wondering if you could take a picture And I was wondering if you could take a picture
536 00:17:49,764 00:17:51,113 of it and send it to him? of it and send it to him?
537 00:17:51,157 00:17:52,636 Of course I can, honey. Of course I can, honey.
538 00:17:52,680 00:17:53,942 Oh. Oh.
539 00:17:53,985 00:17:56,466 Hey, Wade. Hey, Bert. Hey, Wade. Hey, Bert.
540 00:18:00,557 00:18:02,907 Kid really, uh... Kid really, uh...
541 00:18:02,951 00:18:05,301 he really misses his dad, huh? Yeah. he really misses his dad, huh? Yeah.
542 00:18:05,345 00:18:08,043 Yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry.
543 00:18:08,087 00:18:09,697 You were saying something. You were saying something.
544 00:18:11,220 00:18:13,179 Uh, yes. Yes, yes. Uh, yes. Yes, yes.
545 00:18:13,222 00:18:15,746 I, uh, I was... I, uh, I was...
546 00:18:15,790 00:18:18,184 I was, I was thinking. I was, I was thinking.
547 00:18:18,227 00:18:21,578 And, um... And, um...
548 00:18:21,622 00:18:23,798 And I-I really... And I-I really...
549 00:18:23,841 00:18:26,279 I-I think that this makes the most sense. I-I think that this makes the most sense.
550 00:18:28,107 00:18:32,285 I think that you and Bert should move to Asheville. I think that you and Bert should move to Asheville.
551 00:18:32,328 00:18:34,113 Really? Really?
552 00:18:34,156 00:18:35,505 Yeah. Yeah.
553 00:18:36,985 00:18:39,683 I mean, that's where your-- your family is there. I mean, that's where your-- your family is there.
554 00:18:39,727 00:18:43,470 You know, your cousins, your friends. You know, your cousins, your friends.
555 00:18:43,513 00:18:46,125 And that-that's where his dad is. And that-that's where his dad is.
556 00:18:47,909 00:18:49,693 It would be a lot easier. It would be a lot easier.
557 00:18:50,825 00:18:53,741 I-I think th-that would be best for you. I-I think th-that would be best for you.
558 00:18:53,784 00:18:56,439 I... I...
559 00:18:56,483 00:18:58,963 I mean, I'll admit, the thought's crossed my mind. I mean, I'll admit, the thought's crossed my mind.
560 00:18:59,007 00:19:01,444 Yeah. Yeah, I could live with my sister, Yeah. Yeah, I could live with my sister,
561 00:19:01,488 00:19:04,012 and there's-there's a very hot restaurant scene there. and there's-there's a very hot restaurant scene there.
562 00:19:04,055 00:19:05,840 Yeah. It's just... Yeah. It's just...
563 00:19:05,883 00:19:07,276 What does that...? What does that...?
564 00:19:07,320 00:19:08,886 What does that mean for us? What does that mean for us?
565 00:19:08,930 00:19:10,845 It's not far. It's not far.
566 00:19:10,888 00:19:12,063 I'll come see you. I'll come see you.
567 00:19:12,107 00:19:14,109 We'll make it work. We'll make it work.
568 00:19:15,850 00:19:17,678 You need this. You need this.
569 00:19:27,296 00:19:30,212 And maybe Bert can give that drawing to his dad in person. And maybe Bert can give that drawing to his dad in person.
570 00:19:30,256 00:19:31,822 Oh, his head is exploding Oh, his head is exploding
571 00:19:31,866 00:19:33,346 because he's being shot with a laser. because he's being shot with a laser.
572 00:19:33,389 00:19:35,043 That kid loves lasers. That kid loves lasers.
573 00:19:45,575 00:19:48,317 Oh... Delia. Oh... Delia.
574 00:19:48,361 00:19:49,797 It's okay, we're not breaking up. It's okay, we're not breaking up.
575 00:19:49,840 00:19:51,190 It's just a change. It's just a change.
576 00:19:51,233 00:19:52,539 I know. I know.
577 00:19:54,367 00:19:56,673 Hey, Shannon, I got you a little going-away present. Hey, Shannon, I got you a little going-away present.
578 00:19:56,717 00:19:58,936 Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's nothing. Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's nothing.
579 00:20:00,024 00:20:01,417 It's a cookbook. Yeah. It's a cookbook. Yeah.
580 00:20:01,461 00:20:03,114 Yeah, it's got a lot of good recipes. Yeah, it's got a lot of good recipes.
581 00:20:03,158 00:20:04,855 Huh, you know I'm a professional chef, right? Huh, you know I'm a professional chef, right?
582 00:20:04,899 00:20:06,596 Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah.
583 00:20:06,640 00:20:08,032 Amazon wouldn't publish my review Amazon wouldn't publish my review
584 00:20:08,076 00:20:10,557 if I didn't buy a copy, so I got six copies. if I didn't buy a copy, so I got six copies.
585 00:20:10,600 00:20:12,689 Oh, so this is her ex-boyfriend? Oh, so this is her ex-boyfriend?
586 00:20:12,733 00:20:13,690 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
587 00:20:13,734 00:20:14,952 No wonder you were worried. No wonder you were worried.
588 00:20:14,996 00:20:16,519 Baby, don't. Baby, don't.
589 00:20:16,563 00:20:18,217 Well, he's... Well, he's...
590 00:20:18,260 00:20:19,522 he's bald now, Michelle. he's bald now, Michelle.
591 00:20:19,566 00:20:20,958 You know, he's got no hair. You know, he's got no hair.
592 00:20:22,264 00:20:24,092 You okay, Wade? You okay, Wade?
593 00:20:24,135 00:20:25,746 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
594 00:20:25,789 00:20:27,226 We'll-we'll make it work. We'll-we'll make it work.
595 00:20:27,269 00:20:28,227 Yeah. Yeah.
596 00:20:29,750 00:20:31,882 So... So...
597 00:20:31,926 00:20:33,319 you ready? you ready?
598 00:20:33,362 00:20:35,712 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
599 00:20:37,236 00:20:40,064 You know, the other night, I actually You know, the other night, I actually
600 00:20:40,108 00:20:41,892 thought you were gonna ask me to move in with you. thought you were gonna ask me to move in with you.
601 00:20:41,936 00:20:43,677 I was. I was.
602 00:20:45,156 00:20:46,549 I would've said yes. I would've said yes.
603 00:20:46,593 00:20:48,421 I had a feeling. I had a feeling.
604 00:20:48,464 00:20:50,379 It would have been a mess. It would have been a mess.
605 00:20:50,423 00:20:52,947 Probably. Probably.
606 00:20:52,990 00:20:54,427 Thank you. Thank you.
607 00:21:00,300 00:21:01,999 Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) == Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) ==