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1 | 00:00:06,049 | 00:00:07,920 | Well, thank you for coming | Well, thank you for coming |
2 | 00:00:07,964 | 00:00:09,574 | to Emily's gallery opening with me. Yeah. | to Emily's gallery opening with me. Yeah. |
3 | 00:00:09,618 | 00:00:11,968 | I so loved the way her art explored the tension | I so loved the way her art explored the tension |
4 | 00:00:12,012 | 00:00:13,491 | between childhood trauma | between childhood trauma |
5 | 00:00:13,535 | 00:00:15,450 | and the yawning abyss of adulthood. | and the yawning abyss of adulthood. |
6 | 00:00:15,493 | 00:00:17,582 | Wow. That's really insightful. | Wow. That's really insightful. |
7 | 00:00:17,626 | 00:00:19,671 | Actually, that's what the guy next to me was saying. | Actually, that's what the guy next to me was saying. |
8 | 00:00:19,715 | 00:00:21,804 | I just thought the paintings were really pretty. | I just thought the paintings were really pretty. |
9 | 00:00:21,847 | 00:00:23,588 | Mm. No! No. | Mm. No! No. |
10 | 00:00:23,632 | 00:00:24,937 | No way! | No way! |
11 | 00:00:24,981 | 00:00:26,765 | Are... Uh, no. | Are... Uh, no. |
12 | 00:00:26,809 | 00:00:28,941 | That is a non-starter! Can you get serious? | That is a non-starter! Can you get serious? |
13 | 00:00:28,985 | 00:00:30,943 | We had a deal. Wally, I respect you. | We had a deal. Wally, I respect you. |
14 | 00:00:30,987 | 00:00:32,902 | But I really don't like you right now! | But I really don't like you right now! |
15 | 00:00:32,945 | 00:00:34,643 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
16 | 00:00:34,686 | 00:00:36,427 | Oh, uh, no, it's my fault. | Oh, uh, no, it's my fault. |
17 | 00:00:36,471 | 00:00:37,602 | But word to the wise: | But word to the wise: |
18 | 00:00:37,646 | 00:00:40,083 | never trust a short man named Wally! | never trust a short man named Wally! |
19 | 00:00:42,390 | 00:00:43,695 | Is he okay? | Is he okay? |
20 | 00:00:43,739 | 00:00:45,219 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
21 | 00:00:45,262 | 00:00:48,700 | They made him all these promises when he took the job. | They made him all these promises when he took the job. |
22 | 00:00:48,744 | 00:00:50,180 | I mean, he's such a talented guy. | I mean, he's such a talented guy. |
23 | 00:00:50,224 | 00:00:51,660 | I wouldn't recommend you marry him, | I wouldn't recommend you marry him, |
24 | 00:00:51,703 | 00:00:53,531 | but he's, he's so good at his job. | but he's, he's so good at his job. |
25 | 00:00:54,576 | 00:00:55,751 | Plus, | Plus, |
26 | 00:00:55,794 | 00:00:57,492 | his taste in music really sucks! | his taste in music really sucks! |
27 | 00:00:57,535 | 00:00:59,189 | Uh, yeah, but, uh... | Uh, yeah, but, uh... |
28 | 00:00:59,233 | 00:01:01,539 | he does have really great speakers. | he does have really great speakers. |
29 | 00:01:01,583 | 00:01:04,586 | Okay, uh... uh, hey, hey, Doug, Doug, it's Wade! | Okay, uh... uh, hey, hey, Doug, Doug, it's Wade! |
30 | 00:01:04,629 | 00:01:07,632 | Uh, is every-everything okay in-in there? | Uh, is every-everything okay in-in there? |
31 | 00:01:09,591 | 00:01:11,375 | Hey, Wade. | Hey, Wade. |
32 | 00:01:11,419 | 00:01:13,377 | Um, sorry. Was my music too loud? | Um, sorry. Was my music too loud? |
33 | 00:01:13,421 | 00:01:15,684 | Maybe a little aggressive. I'm sorry, | Maybe a little aggressive. I'm sorry, |
34 | 00:01:15,727 | 00:01:17,990 | I was just... I've been yelling at my boss. | I was just... I've been yelling at my boss. |
35 | 00:01:18,034 | 00:01:19,122 | I have brought them | I have brought them |
36 | 00:01:19,166 | 00:01:21,298 | so much business and they're just... | so much business and they're just... |
37 | 00:01:21,342 | 00:01:22,908 | they're ignoring me. | they're ignoring me. |
38 | 00:01:22,952 | 00:01:24,823 | You know? There's only so long | You know? There's only so long |
39 | 00:01:24,867 | 00:01:26,434 | that I can keep spinning my wheels. | that I can keep spinning my wheels. |
40 | 00:01:26,477 | 00:01:28,000 | I hear you. | I hear you. |
41 | 00:01:28,044 | 00:01:31,003 | But, uh, you know, head up, | But, uh, you know, head up, |
42 | 00:01:31,047 | 00:01:33,397 | keep the faith. Yeah, I want-- you know, I'm trying. | keep the faith. Yeah, I want-- you know, I'm trying. |
43 | 00:01:33,441 | 00:01:35,965 | But... I don't know. I just need a fresh start. | But... I don't know. I just need a fresh start. |
44 | 00:01:36,008 | 00:01:37,575 | I-I've been working for them | I-I've been working for them |
45 | 00:01:37,619 | 00:01:38,968 | for ten years doing Internet ad sales, | for ten years doing Internet ad sales, |
46 | 00:01:39,011 | 00:01:40,230 | and-and look at me, though. | and-and look at me, though. |
47 | 00:01:40,274 | 00:01:44,104 | I-I still live in my ex-wife's garage. | I-I still live in my ex-wife's garage. |
48 | 00:01:44,147 | 00:01:45,670 | Well, hey, you know, think about Apple. | Well, hey, you know, think about Apple. |
49 | 00:01:45,714 | 00:01:47,019 | I mean, they started in a garage | I mean, they started in a garage |
50 | 00:01:47,063 | 00:01:48,151 | and they did really well, so, you know, that's... | and they did really well, so, you know, that's... |
51 | 00:01:48,195 | 00:01:49,152 | Yeah, sure, | Yeah, sure, |
52 | 00:01:49,196 | 00:01:50,240 | but I'm not building computers | but I'm not building computers |
53 | 00:01:50,284 | 00:01:51,241 | in here, Wade. | in here, Wade. |
54 | 00:01:51,285 | 00:01:52,764 | All I do is play Xbox | All I do is play Xbox |
55 | 00:01:52,808 | 00:01:55,289 | and I... I drink way too much. | and I... I drink way too much. |
56 | 00:01:56,420 | 00:01:58,553 | It just hasn't worked out for me, man. | It just hasn't worked out for me, man. |
57 | 00:02:02,557 | 00:02:04,428 | You can't give up. I mean, look at you. | You can't give up. I mean, look at you. |
58 | 00:02:04,472 | 00:02:06,082 | You have a great job. | You have a great job. |
59 | 00:02:06,126 | 00:02:08,128 | I would love to be a gardener. | I would love to be a gardener. |
60 | 00:02:08,171 | 00:02:10,260 | Uh, I'm actually a landscape architect, | Uh, I'm actually a landscape architect, |
61 | 00:02:10,304 | 00:02:13,263 | which is really completely different... different things. | which is really completely different... different things. |
62 | 00:02:13,307 | 00:02:14,612 | I don't even know where I'd begin. | I don't even know where I'd begin. |
63 | 00:02:16,745 | 00:02:20,096 | Look, I have gone through tough times myself. | Look, I have gone through tough times myself. |
64 | 00:02:20,140 | 00:02:21,184 | I know it seems bleak, | I know it seems bleak, |
65 | 00:02:21,228 | 00:02:24,274 | but... you can't give up. | but... you can't give up. |
66 | 00:02:25,493 | 00:02:27,451 | And you need other people to believe in you, too. | And you need other people to believe in you, too. |
67 | 00:02:27,495 | 00:02:29,801 | You know, um... | You know, um... |
68 | 00:02:29,845 | 00:02:32,630 | I have a friend, um, in HR | I have a friend, um, in HR |
69 | 00:02:32,674 | 00:02:35,329 | at a firm that does something called generational branding. | at a firm that does something called generational branding. |
70 | 00:02:35,372 | 00:02:37,461 | Really? Okay, that means something to you. | Really? Okay, that means something to you. |
71 | 00:02:37,505 | 00:02:38,897 | That's good. | That's good. |
72 | 00:02:40,116 | 00:02:41,987 | Give me your résumé. | Give me your résumé. |
73 | 00:02:42,031 | 00:02:44,686 | And-and maybe, maybe he knows some people. | And-and maybe, maybe he knows some people. |
74 | 00:02:44,729 | 00:02:46,383 | Thank you, Wade. It's okay. | Thank you, Wade. It's okay. |
75 | 00:02:46,427 | 00:02:47,384 | You're a solid guy. | You're a solid guy. |
76 | 00:02:47,428 | 00:02:49,299 | Okay. | Okay. |
77 | 00:02:49,343 | 00:02:50,387 | He's a hugger. | He's a hugger. |
78 | 00:02:50,431 | 00:02:52,389 | I noticed. | I noticed. |
79 | 00:02:52,433 | 00:02:55,436 | You're gonna help your girlfriend's live-in ex-husband | You're gonna help your girlfriend's live-in ex-husband |
80 | 00:02:55,479 | 00:02:57,307 | find a job, huh? | find a job, huh? |
81 | 00:02:57,351 | 00:02:59,179 | Sure you want to get involved with something like that? | Sure you want to get involved with something like that? |
82 | 00:02:59,222 | 00:03:00,658 | Well, it's not a drug ring, Forrest. | Well, it's not a drug ring, Forrest. |
83 | 00:03:00,702 | 00:03:01,790 | I'm just trying to help a guy move out of a garage. | I'm just trying to help a guy move out of a garage. |
84 | 00:03:01,833 | 00:03:03,095 | All right, hey, say no more. | All right, hey, say no more. |
85 | 00:03:03,139 | 00:03:04,096 | Goodbye, Doug; hello, loud sex. | Goodbye, Doug; hello, loud sex. |
86 | 00:03:04,140 | 00:03:06,186 | It's not about that. | It's not about that. |
87 | 00:03:06,229 | 00:03:08,492 | Oh. Okay, it's not just about that. | Oh. Okay, it's not just about that. |
88 | 00:03:08,536 | 00:03:10,755 | Yeah, it's a little bit about it. Yeah. | Yeah, it's a little bit about it. Yeah. |
89 | 00:03:10,799 | 00:03:11,930 | Hey, Dimitri. Hey. | Hey, Dimitri. Hey. |
90 | 00:03:11,974 | 00:03:12,670 | Uh, you remember my friend Wade, right? | Uh, you remember my friend Wade, right? |
91 | 00:03:12,714 | 00:03:13,671 | You changed your hair. | You changed your hair. |
92 | 00:03:13,715 | 00:03:16,500 | Um... uh, n-no, never. | Um... uh, n-no, never. |
93 | 00:03:16,544 | 00:03:18,285 | Different guy. | Different guy. |
94 | 00:03:18,328 | 00:03:19,460 | Different guy. | Different guy. |
95 | 00:03:19,503 | 00:03:21,462 | Okay, okay, that explains it. | Okay, okay, that explains it. |
96 | 00:03:21,505 | 00:03:23,464 | Listen, hey, Wade here is, like, | Listen, hey, Wade here is, like, |
97 | 00:03:23,507 | 00:03:25,814 | looking to do a solid for his bae. | looking to do a solid for his bae. |
98 | 00:03:25,857 | 00:03:27,032 | That means girlfriend. | That means girlfriend. |
99 | 00:03:27,076 | 00:03:28,643 | Um... there. | Um... there. |
100 | 00:03:28,686 | 00:03:31,820 | Your bae has a paper résumé? | Your bae has a paper résumé? |
101 | 00:03:31,863 | 00:03:34,823 | Oh, actually, it's-it's my-my bae's ex-bae. | Oh, actually, it's-it's my-my bae's ex-bae. |
102 | 00:03:34,866 | 00:03:35,998 | Wow. | Wow. |
103 | 00:03:36,041 | 00:03:38,261 | Dude's legit. I'll see what I can do. | Dude's legit. I'll see what I can do. |
104 | 00:03:38,305 | 00:03:41,264 | All right, sick. Sick. | All right, sick. Sick. |
105 | 00:03:41,308 | 00:03:43,310 | "Sick" means "good," by the way. | "Sick" means "good," by the way. |
106 | 00:03:43,353 | 00:03:45,181 | I know, it's weird, right? | I know, it's weird, right? |
107 | 00:03:45,225 | 00:03:46,661 | I don't get it. | I don't get it. |
108 | 00:03:46,704 | 00:03:48,837 | Why is Wade trying to help his girlfriend's ex? | Why is Wade trying to help his girlfriend's ex? |
109 | 00:03:48,880 | 00:03:50,578 | That is a fundamental misunderstanding | That is a fundamental misunderstanding |
110 | 00:03:50,621 | 00:03:52,536 | of the girlfriend-ex dynamic. | of the girlfriend-ex dynamic. |
111 | 00:03:52,580 | 00:03:53,842 | He's just a nice guy. | He's just a nice guy. |
112 | 00:03:53,885 | 00:03:55,887 | Yeah, a little too nice. If I was him, | Yeah, a little too nice. If I was him, |
113 | 00:03:55,931 | 00:03:57,889 | I would not be cool with this whole situation. | I would not be cool with this whole situation. |
114 | 00:03:57,933 | 00:03:59,456 | You've always been the jealous type. | You've always been the jealous type. |
115 | 00:03:59,500 | 00:04:02,111 | Me? You won't even let me go to Wendy's | Me? You won't even let me go to Wendy's |
116 | 00:04:02,154 | 00:04:03,504 | because I went out with a girl named Wendy. | because I went out with a girl named Wendy. |
117 | 00:04:03,547 | 00:04:04,679 | See, do not say that name. | See, do not say that name. |
118 | 00:04:04,722 | 00:04:07,203 | I guess we're lucky. | I guess we're lucky. |
119 | 00:04:07,247 | 00:04:09,510 | Forrest and I don't have those kind of hang-ups. | Forrest and I don't have those kind of hang-ups. |
120 | 00:04:09,553 | 00:04:11,642 | Yeah. I mean, jealousy just-- I don't know-- | Yeah. I mean, jealousy just-- I don't know-- |
121 | 00:04:11,686 | 00:04:13,731 | it feels like a waste of energy. Okay. | it feels like a waste of energy. Okay. |
122 | 00:04:13,775 | 00:04:14,863 | So you don't get jealous? | So you don't get jealous? |
123 | 00:04:14,906 | 00:04:16,691 | Well, not about some ex | Well, not about some ex |
124 | 00:04:16,734 | 00:04:18,127 | from a million years ago, no. | from a million years ago, no. |
125 | 00:04:18,170 | 00:04:20,260 | We're-we're friendly with ours. Yeah. | We're-we're friendly with ours. Yeah. |
126 | 00:04:20,303 | 00:04:22,218 | I mean, what, Delia's supposed to lose it every time | I mean, what, Delia's supposed to lose it every time |
127 | 00:04:22,262 | 00:04:25,352 | Denise from high school likes one of my Facebook posts? | Denise from high school likes one of my Facebook posts? |
128 | 00:04:25,395 | 00:04:26,396 | It's irrational. | It's irrational. |
129 | 00:04:26,440 | 00:04:27,745 | No. And I-I use | No. And I-I use |
130 | 00:04:27,789 | 00:04:29,704 | my ex-boyfriend Greg's cookbook all the time, | my ex-boyfriend Greg's cookbook all the time, |
131 | 00:04:29,747 | 00:04:31,053 | and Forrest doesn't care. | and Forrest doesn't care. |
132 | 00:04:31,096 | 00:04:33,621 | Exactly. Wait, Greg wrote that cookbook? | Exactly. Wait, Greg wrote that cookbook? |
133 | 00:04:33,664 | 00:04:35,362 | You have a cookbook? Ha-ha. | You have a cookbook? Ha-ha. |
134 | 00:04:35,405 | 00:04:36,928 | Yeah, I do have a cookbook, Michelle. | Yeah, I do have a cookbook, Michelle. |
135 | 00:04:36,972 | 00:04:40,018 | And it's got that meatloaf recipe that I make all the time. | And it's got that meatloaf recipe that I make all the time. |
136 | 00:04:40,062 | 00:04:41,716 | Hey, that meatloaf ain't bad. | Hey, that meatloaf ain't bad. |
137 | 00:04:41,759 | 00:04:43,065 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
138 | 00:04:43,108 | 00:04:45,197 | Forrest loves Greg's meatloaf. | Forrest loves Greg's meatloaf. |
139 | 00:04:46,068 | 00:04:47,374 | Huh. | Huh. |
140 | 00:04:47,417 | 00:04:50,507 | I just did not know that was, uh, his cookbook. | I just did not know that was, uh, his cookbook. |
141 | 00:04:50,551 | 00:04:52,944 | Hmm. Didn't know that. | Hmm. Didn't know that. |
142 | 00:04:52,988 | 00:04:54,729 | What do you say? One more episode? | What do you say? One more episode? |
143 | 00:04:54,772 | 00:04:57,253 | Oh, I'm sorry. | Oh, I'm sorry. |
144 | 00:04:57,297 | 00:04:58,602 | Did I wake you? | Did I wake you? |
145 | 00:04:58,646 | 00:04:59,690 | No, I was awake. I'm awake. | No, I was awake. I'm awake. |
146 | 00:04:59,734 | 00:05:02,737 | Yes! Um, yes, uh, Kate. | Yes! Um, yes, uh, Kate. |
147 | 00:05:02,780 | 00:05:05,740 | Well, I cannot thank you enough. | Well, I cannot thank you enough. |
148 | 00:05:05,783 | 00:05:07,481 | Yeah, and right away works for me, too. | Yeah, and right away works for me, too. |
149 | 00:05:07,524 | 00:05:09,439 | Sounds like good news. | Sounds like good news. |
150 | 00:05:09,483 | 00:05:10,832 | We'll see you soon. | We'll see you soon. |
151 | 00:05:10,875 | 00:05:12,660 | So, that was the people | So, that was the people |
152 | 00:05:12,703 | 00:05:13,922 | that your friend hooked me up with. | that your friend hooked me up with. |
153 | 00:05:13,965 | 00:05:15,097 | I got a job offer. | I got a job offer. |
154 | 00:05:15,140 | 00:05:16,838 | Oh, my God, that's amazing! | Oh, my God, that's amazing! |
155 | 00:05:16,881 | 00:05:18,622 | Yeah. I knew you could do it, buddy. | Yeah. I knew you could do it, buddy. |
156 | 00:05:18,666 | 00:05:19,754 | Yeah. Thank you. | Yeah. Thank you. |
157 | 00:05:19,797 | 00:05:22,365 | So much. Um, but there is one thing. | So much. Um, but there is one thing. |
158 | 00:05:22,409 | 00:05:25,412 | It's not here. It's in, um, Asheville. | It's not here. It's in, um, Asheville. |
159 | 00:05:25,455 | 00:05:27,762 | In-in Asheville. | In-in Asheville. |
160 | 00:05:27,805 | 00:05:29,633 | Asheville. Wow. | Asheville. Wow. |
161 | 00:05:29,677 | 00:05:31,722 | That's not super close. | That's not super close. |
162 | 00:05:31,766 | 00:05:34,116 | I mean, it is exactly what I've been looking for. | I mean, it is exactly what I've been looking for. |
163 | 00:05:34,159 | 00:05:37,598 | But I would be four hours away from Bert. | But I would be four hours away from Bert. |
164 | 00:05:37,641 | 00:05:38,860 | Yeah, it's true. But... | Yeah, it's true. But... |
165 | 00:05:38,903 | 00:05:41,123 | there's weekends. Right? | there's weekends. Right? |
166 | 00:05:41,166 | 00:05:43,386 | And... I mean, we used to live there. | And... I mean, we used to live there. |
167 | 00:05:43,430 | 00:05:44,866 | My sister still lives there, | My sister still lives there, |
168 | 00:05:44,909 | 00:05:46,084 | and Bert is so in love with his cousins. | and Bert is so in love with his cousins. |
169 | 00:05:46,128 | 00:05:47,434 | Yeah, he sure is. | Yeah, he sure is. |
170 | 00:05:47,477 | 00:05:49,174 | But I don't... I don't know. | But I don't... I don't know. |
171 | 00:05:50,785 | 00:05:51,960 | Doug. | Doug. |
172 | 00:05:52,003 | 00:05:53,831 | This would be a really big move. | This would be a really big move. |
173 | 00:05:53,875 | 00:05:56,791 | But you have been so frustrated for so long. | But you have been so frustrated for so long. |
174 | 00:05:56,834 | 00:05:57,966 | I mean, we can make this work. | I mean, we can make this work. |
175 | 00:05:58,009 | 00:05:59,315 | It's not that far. | It's not that far. |
176 | 00:05:59,359 | 00:06:01,056 | You need this. | You need this. |
177 | 00:06:01,099 | 00:06:02,100 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
178 | 00:06:04,102 | 00:06:05,452 | I think I just got a new job. | I think I just got a new job. |
179 | 00:06:05,495 | 00:06:06,975 | I think I just got a new job! | I think I just got a new job! |
180 | 00:06:07,018 | 00:06:09,151 | Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. |
181 | 00:06:09,194 | 00:06:10,848 | He is a hugger. | He is a hugger. |
182 | 00:06:15,331 | 00:06:17,159 | So it-it-it really worked. | So it-it-it really worked. |
183 | 00:06:17,202 | 00:06:18,247 | We actually helped the guy. | We actually helped the guy. |
184 | 00:06:18,290 | 00:06:19,553 | Yeah. It feels good. | Yeah. It feels good. |
185 | 00:06:19,596 | 00:06:20,989 | I mean, I didn't think we would be helping him | I mean, I didn't think we would be helping him |
186 | 00:06:21,032 | 00:06:23,252 | all the way to Asheville. Yeah. | all the way to Asheville. Yeah. |
187 | 00:06:23,295 | 00:06:24,732 | I mean, well, they're grown-ups. Yeah. | I mean, well, they're grown-ups. Yeah. |
188 | 00:06:24,775 | 00:06:26,037 | Now one of those grown-ups is gone, | Now one of those grown-ups is gone, |
189 | 00:06:26,081 | 00:06:28,170 | so you two can do the grown-up thing together. | so you two can do the grown-up thing together. |
190 | 00:06:28,213 | 00:06:29,563 | You are not wrong. | You are not wrong. |
191 | 00:06:29,606 | 00:06:32,130 | Delia, I love your meatloaf. | Delia, I love your meatloaf. |
192 | 00:06:32,174 | 00:06:33,305 | It is my | It is my |
193 | 00:06:33,349 | 00:06:35,395 | favorite thing that you make. Thank you. | favorite thing that you make. Thank you. |
194 | 00:06:35,438 | 00:06:36,613 | Well, you know, Delia's ex-boyfriend | Well, you know, Delia's ex-boyfriend |
195 | 00:06:36,657 | 00:06:38,223 | wrote the cookbook. Mm-hmm. | wrote the cookbook. Mm-hmm. |
196 | 00:06:39,311 | 00:06:41,009 | You gonna eat that, Forrest? | You gonna eat that, Forrest? |
197 | 00:06:41,052 | 00:06:42,663 | Oh. I, uh... | Oh. I, uh... |
198 | 00:06:42,706 | 00:06:45,317 | I actually had a huge lunch today. Late lunch. So... | I actually had a huge lunch today. Late lunch. So... |
199 | 00:06:45,361 | 00:06:46,188 | Mm. Really? | Mm. Really? |
200 | 00:06:46,231 | 00:06:47,276 | Yeah. What? | Yeah. What? |
201 | 00:06:47,319 | 00:06:48,495 | Two hoagies. | Two hoagies. |
202 | 00:06:48,538 | 00:06:49,670 | Uh, oh... | Uh, oh... |
203 | 00:06:49,713 | 00:06:51,280 | Uh, excuse me. One second. | Uh, excuse me. One second. |
204 | 00:06:52,324 | 00:06:54,501 | Hey, Shannon, what's up? | Hey, Shannon, what's up? |
205 | 00:06:54,544 | 00:06:56,372 | Ooh, I'm screwed six ways to Sunday. | Ooh, I'm screwed six ways to Sunday. |
206 | 00:06:56,416 | 00:06:57,939 | That's what's up. | That's what's up. |
207 | 00:06:57,982 | 00:07:00,985 | The owner just called, and the cook I hired called in sick, | The owner just called, and the cook I hired called in sick, |
208 | 00:07:01,029 | 00:07:02,334 | so now I have to go in, | so now I have to go in, |
209 | 00:07:02,378 | 00:07:04,206 | and Bert's daytime sitter can't watch him at night | and Bert's daytime sitter can't watch him at night |
210 | 00:07:04,249 | 00:07:05,642 | and the nighttime sitter crapped out on me, too. | and the nighttime sitter crapped out on me, too. |
211 | 00:07:05,686 | 00:07:06,817 | Okay, okay. | Okay, okay. |
212 | 00:07:06,861 | 00:07:08,384 | Don't worry. I'll-I'll come get Bert. | Don't worry. I'll-I'll come get Bert. |
213 | 00:07:08,428 | 00:07:09,646 | Really? | Really? |
214 | 00:07:09,690 | 00:07:10,995 | Really. Yeah. | Really. Yeah. |
215 | 00:07:11,039 | 00:07:12,693 | Just, uh... take a deep breath, okay? | Just, uh... take a deep breath, okay? |
216 | 00:07:12,736 | 00:07:14,172 | I'm on my way. You're so nice, | I'm on my way. You're so nice, |
217 | 00:07:14,216 | 00:07:15,173 | sometimes I think you might | sometimes I think you might |
218 | 00:07:15,217 | 00:07:16,261 | secretly be a serial killer. | secretly be a serial killer. |
219 | 00:07:16,305 | 00:07:17,524 | I get that a lot. | I get that a lot. |
220 | 00:07:17,567 | 00:07:20,222 | All right, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye. | All right, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye-bye. |
221 | 00:07:20,265 | 00:07:21,484 | Guys, uh, sorry, | Guys, uh, sorry, |
222 | 00:07:21,528 | 00:07:23,486 | but I got to run. | but I got to run. |
223 | 00:07:23,530 | 00:07:25,967 | I'm Bert's sitter tonight. | I'm Bert's sitter tonight. |
224 | 00:07:26,010 | 00:07:27,359 | Doesn't she have a sitter? | Doesn't she have a sitter? |
225 | 00:07:27,403 | 00:07:28,491 | Usually it would have been Doug. | Usually it would have been Doug. |
226 | 00:07:28,535 | 00:07:29,710 | Oh. | Oh. |
227 | 00:07:29,753 | 00:07:31,538 | But Doug moved away because... | But Doug moved away because... |
228 | 00:07:31,581 | 00:07:33,670 | Because I got him a job. | Because I got him a job. |
229 | 00:07:33,714 | 00:07:35,542 | Yes, Delia, I'm aware. | Yes, Delia, I'm aware. |
230 | 00:07:35,585 | 00:07:38,501 | But it'll all work out. I just know it will. | But it'll all work out. I just know it will. |
231 | 00:07:38,545 | 00:07:40,068 | Thank you very much for dinner. | Thank you very much for dinner. |
232 | 00:07:40,111 | 00:07:42,113 | See you guys later. Wade. All right. | See you guys later. Wade. All right. |
233 | 00:07:42,157 | 00:07:44,246 | I really hope he knows what he's doing. | I really hope he knows what he's doing. |
234 | 00:07:44,289 | 00:07:45,377 | Mm. Mm. | Mm. Mm. |
235 | 00:07:45,421 | 00:07:46,378 | Hey, it's all right, Forrest. | Hey, it's all right, Forrest. |
236 | 00:07:46,422 | 00:07:47,554 | I'd be jealous, too. | I'd be jealous, too. |
237 | 00:07:47,597 | 00:07:49,120 | I'm not jealous. | I'm not jealous. |
238 | 00:07:49,164 | 00:07:50,121 | Who are you not jealous of? | Who are you not jealous of? |
239 | 00:07:50,165 | 00:07:52,515 | Greg. The cookbook guy. | Greg. The cookbook guy. |
240 | 00:07:52,559 | 00:07:53,995 | You're jealous of Greg? | You're jealous of Greg? |
241 | 00:07:54,038 | 00:07:55,475 | I'm not jealous of Greg! | I'm not jealous of Greg! |
242 | 00:07:55,518 | 00:07:56,432 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
243 | 00:07:57,433 | 00:07:59,435 | I had two hoagies. | I had two hoagies. |
244 | 00:07:59,479 | 00:08:02,090 | Okay. All right, Bert. Come on in. | Okay. All right, Bert. Come on in. |
245 | 00:08:02,133 | 00:08:04,309 | Make yourself at home. | Make yourself at home. |
246 | 00:08:04,353 | 00:08:06,964 | Did you know the first laser was made with a diamond? | Did you know the first laser was made with a diamond? |
247 | 00:08:07,008 | 00:08:09,750 | That is so cool, buddy. | That is so cool, buddy. |
248 | 00:08:09,793 | 00:08:11,316 | Now you say something about lasers. | Now you say something about lasers. |
249 | 00:08:11,360 | 00:08:13,275 | Oh, um, well, uh... | Oh, um, well, uh... |
250 | 00:08:13,318 | 00:08:15,930 | I used one to get a tattoo removed. Cool. | I used one to get a tattoo removed. Cool. |
251 | 00:08:15,973 | 00:08:17,497 | So cool. Oh, hey. | So cool. Oh, hey. |
252 | 00:08:17,540 | 00:08:19,324 | Is this Bert? Hi. Hi, Bert. | Is this Bert? Hi. Hi, Bert. |
253 | 00:08:19,368 | 00:08:21,762 | Bert is going to spend the night with us. | Bert is going to spend the night with us. |
254 | 00:08:21,805 | 00:08:24,286 | And we're gonna have so much fun. | And we're gonna have so much fun. |
255 | 00:08:24,329 | 00:08:27,158 | Okay, Bert, we'll set you up on the couch in my office. | Okay, Bert, we'll set you up on the couch in my office. |
256 | 00:08:27,202 | 00:08:28,246 | Is that cool? | Is that cool? |
257 | 00:08:28,290 | 00:08:29,857 | Down here? | Down here? |
258 | 00:08:29,900 | 00:08:31,554 | By myself? | By myself? |
259 | 00:08:31,598 | 00:08:32,599 | Oh. Um... | Oh. Um... |
260 | 00:08:32,642 | 00:08:33,774 | You know, maybe we could, | You know, maybe we could, |
261 | 00:08:33,817 | 00:08:34,992 | uh, put a pallet... | uh, put a pallet... |
262 | 00:08:35,036 | 00:08:36,124 | You know, | You know, |
263 | 00:08:36,167 | 00:08:37,299 | why don't you sleep in my bed | why don't you sleep in my bed |
264 | 00:08:37,342 | 00:08:38,605 | and I'll just sleep with Natalie? | and I'll just sleep with Natalie? |
265 | 00:08:38,648 | 00:08:39,997 | Do you like dogs? We have two. | Do you like dogs? We have two. |
266 | 00:08:40,041 | 00:08:41,956 | I hope you like getting licked. | I hope you like getting licked. |
267 | 00:08:41,999 | 00:08:44,219 | Linda! Joyce! | Linda! Joyce! |
268 | 00:08:48,440 | 00:08:49,398 | Wow. | Wow. |
269 | 00:08:49,441 | 00:08:50,878 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
270 | 00:08:50,921 | 00:08:52,662 | Did Bert cook breakfast? | Did Bert cook breakfast? |
271 | 00:08:52,706 | 00:08:53,663 | No, I didn't. Yes, he did. | No, I didn't. Yes, he did. |
272 | 00:08:53,707 | 00:08:54,969 | Yeah. All of it. | Yeah. All of it. |
273 | 00:08:55,012 | 00:08:56,144 | Oh. | Oh. |
274 | 00:08:56,187 | 00:08:57,319 | Yeah. Uh, hey. | Yeah. Uh, hey. |
275 | 00:08:57,362 | 00:08:59,016 | Hey, Wade. Listen. | Hey, Wade. Listen. |
276 | 00:08:59,060 | 00:09:00,452 | Thank you, again, for taking care of Bert. | Thank you, again, for taking care of Bert. |
277 | 00:09:00,496 | 00:09:02,411 | Oh, not at all. No, he and the girls | Oh, not at all. No, he and the girls |
278 | 00:09:02,454 | 00:09:03,847 | are getting along great. | are getting along great. |
279 | 00:09:03,891 | 00:09:05,632 | Oh, good. Um, I was wondering | Oh, good. Um, I was wondering |
280 | 00:09:05,675 | 00:09:07,547 | if I could ask another favor of you, | if I could ask another favor of you, |
281 | 00:09:07,590 | 00:09:09,418 | and that is to keep taking care of Bert. | and that is to keep taking care of Bert. |
282 | 00:09:09,461 | 00:09:10,419 | Sure. | Sure. |
283 | 00:09:10,462 | 00:09:11,768 | Yeah, what, uh, what's up? | Yeah, what, uh, what's up? |
284 | 00:09:11,812 | 00:09:13,814 | Well, they need somebody for the lunch shift, | Well, they need somebody for the lunch shift, |
285 | 00:09:13,857 | 00:09:15,642 | and I am in no position to turn down extra hours. | and I am in no position to turn down extra hours. |
286 | 00:09:15,685 | 00:09:17,600 | And then I have an appointment | And then I have an appointment |
287 | 00:09:17,644 | 00:09:19,515 | to go look at a rental house. | to go look at a rental house. |
288 | 00:09:19,559 | 00:09:20,995 | Wait, you're-you're moving? | Wait, you're-you're moving? |
289 | 00:09:21,038 | 00:09:22,562 | I didn't know you were moving. | I didn't know you were moving. |
290 | 00:09:22,605 | 00:09:23,911 | Yeah, neither did I. | Yeah, neither did I. |
291 | 00:09:23,954 | 00:09:25,216 | But I just got my first power bill | But I just got my first power bill |
292 | 00:09:25,260 | 00:09:26,609 | without Doug paying half, | without Doug paying half, |
293 | 00:09:26,653 | 00:09:28,350 | and, um, I got to downsize. | and, um, I got to downsize. |
294 | 00:09:28,393 | 00:09:31,092 | Oh, that's, uh... | Oh, that's, uh... |
295 | 00:09:31,135 | 00:09:32,615 | That's tough. | That's tough. |
296 | 00:09:32,659 | 00:09:34,443 | But, um, yeah, yeah. | But, um, yeah, yeah. |
297 | 00:09:34,486 | 00:09:35,836 | Don't-don't worry, we got Bert. | Don't-don't worry, we got Bert. |
298 | 00:09:35,879 | 00:09:38,229 | Thank you. I hope he's not being too big of a pain. | Thank you. I hope he's not being too big of a pain. |
299 | 00:09:38,273 | 00:09:39,970 | No. No, not at all. He's great. | No. No, not at all. He's great. |
300 | 00:09:40,014 | 00:09:42,538 | And now I know where the word "laser" comes from. | And now I know where the word "laser" comes from. |
301 | 00:09:42,582 | 00:09:43,974 | Oh, yeah. Light amplification... | Oh, yeah. Light amplification... |
302 | 00:09:44,018 | 00:09:45,149 | Yeah, that's it. | Yeah, that's it. |
303 | 00:09:45,193 | 00:09:47,369 | Yeah. You got it. All right, thank you. | Yeah. You got it. All right, thank you. |
304 | 00:09:47,412 | 00:09:49,327 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
305 | 00:09:49,371 | 00:09:50,459 | Hello! | Hello! |
306 | 00:09:51,503 | 00:09:53,331 | Oh, Wade. | Oh, Wade. |
307 | 00:09:53,375 | 00:09:54,942 | Guess what? | Guess what? |
308 | 00:09:54,985 | 00:09:56,291 | I brought you a present. | I brought you a present. |
309 | 00:09:56,334 | 00:09:57,858 | Is that your meatloaf? Yeah. | Is that your meatloaf? Yeah. |
310 | 00:09:57,901 | 00:09:59,381 | Thank you. Hi. | Thank you. Hi. |
311 | 00:09:59,424 | 00:10:00,512 | Hi. Hi. Hi. | Hi. Hi. Hi. |
312 | 00:10:00,556 | 00:10:02,471 | I see Bert's still here. | I see Bert's still here. |
313 | 00:10:02,514 | 00:10:03,646 | Yeah. Yeah, | Yeah. Yeah, |
314 | 00:10:03,690 | 00:10:05,430 | yeah, Shannon is going house-hunting. | yeah, Shannon is going house-hunting. |
315 | 00:10:05,474 | 00:10:07,563 | And I know that you think it's my fault | And I know that you think it's my fault |
316 | 00:10:07,607 | 00:10:08,956 | for getting involved in her life. | for getting involved in her life. |
317 | 00:10:08,999 | 00:10:10,827 | I mean, don't you think this is a lot to take on? | I mean, don't you think this is a lot to take on? |
318 | 00:10:10,871 | 00:10:12,568 | Yeah, it is, but, you know, | Yeah, it is, but, you know, |
319 | 00:10:12,612 | 00:10:13,743 | we'll figure it out. | we'll figure it out. |
320 | 00:10:13,787 | 00:10:16,137 | I mean, they get along well at least. | I mean, they get along well at least. |
321 | 00:10:16,180 | 00:10:18,835 | Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bert is crazy about the girls. | Oh, yeah. Yeah, Bert is crazy about the girls. |
322 | 00:10:18,879 | 00:10:20,141 | He's the best. | He's the best. |
323 | 00:10:20,184 | 00:10:22,447 | Well, here you go. | Well, here you go. |
324 | 00:10:22,491 | 00:10:24,885 | Oh. Did you paint his nails? | Oh. Did you paint his nails? |
325 | 00:10:24,928 | 00:10:26,234 | Yeah. Blue. | Yeah. Blue. |
326 | 00:10:26,277 | 00:10:27,975 | It's my favorite color. | It's my favorite color. |
327 | 00:10:28,018 | 00:10:30,542 | That's, like, the cutest thing I've ever seen. | That's, like, the cutest thing I've ever seen. |
328 | 00:10:30,586 | 00:10:32,414 | Can we play Ping-Pong again? | Can we play Ping-Pong again? |
329 | 00:10:32,457 | 00:10:33,676 | Yeah, sure. Yes! | Yeah, sure. Yes! |
330 | 00:10:33,720 | 00:10:35,417 | He just chases the balls when we miss. | He just chases the balls when we miss. |
331 | 00:10:35,460 | 00:10:38,855 | Aw, we used to do that to my little brother. | Aw, we used to do that to my little brother. |
332 | 00:10:38,899 | 00:10:40,465 | Oh, hey, Bert, we should show Delia, uh, | Oh, hey, Bert, we should show Delia, uh, |
333 | 00:10:40,509 | 00:10:42,380 | what we taught you. Ready? Sure. | what we taught you. Ready? Sure. |
334 | 00:10:42,424 | 00:10:46,558 | ♪ Miss Mary ♪ | ♪ Miss Mary ♪ |
335 | 00:10:46,602 | 00:10:48,299 | ♪ Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ | ♪ Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ |
336 | 00:10:48,343 | 00:10:50,998 | ♪ All dressed in black, black, black... ♪ | ♪ All dressed in black, black, black... ♪ |
337 | 00:10:51,041 | 00:10:53,783 | Oh, so close! It's okay, we'll get it next time. | Oh, so close! It's okay, we'll get it next time. |
338 | 00:10:53,827 | 00:10:57,178 | No, that is the cutest thing I have ever seen. | No, that is the cutest thing I have ever seen. |
339 | 00:10:58,658 | 00:11:00,747 | Okay, you're good to go. | Okay, you're good to go. |
340 | 00:11:00,790 | 00:11:02,139 | Forrest? | Forrest? |
341 | 00:11:03,358 | 00:11:05,360 | You okay? | You okay? |
342 | 00:11:05,403 | 00:11:06,753 | Yeah, fine. | Yeah, fine. |
343 | 00:11:06,796 | 00:11:08,450 | Why don't you just admit it? | Why don't you just admit it? |
344 | 00:11:08,493 | 00:11:10,234 | You're not eating because cookbook guy | You're not eating because cookbook guy |
345 | 00:11:10,278 | 00:11:11,627 | is eating at you-- admit it. | is eating at you-- admit it. |
346 | 00:11:11,671 | 00:11:12,759 | Please. Come on. | Please. Come on. |
347 | 00:11:12,802 | 00:11:15,370 | I couldn't care less. All right. | I couldn't care less. All right. |
348 | 00:11:15,413 | 00:11:18,025 | Well, to operate your outdoor rock speakers with your phone... | Well, to operate your outdoor rock speakers with your phone... |
349 | 00:11:18,068 | 00:11:20,288 | I want to destroy him! I... | I want to destroy him! I... |
350 | 00:11:20,331 | 00:11:22,464 | want to utterly destroy him. | want to utterly destroy him. |
351 | 00:11:22,507 | 00:11:24,945 | I knew it! I know it's stupid, you know? | I knew it! I know it's stupid, you know? |
352 | 00:11:24,988 | 00:11:26,903 | I know it's irrational, but come on. | I know it's irrational, but come on. |
353 | 00:11:26,947 | 00:11:30,602 | I mean, food-food can be so sensual, you know? | I mean, food-food can be so sensual, you know? |
354 | 00:11:30,646 | 00:11:31,908 | Look at Wade and Shannon. | Look at Wade and Shannon. |
355 | 00:11:31,952 | 00:11:33,605 | And-and some of these recipes? | And-and some of these recipes? |
356 | 00:11:33,649 | 00:11:35,651 | They read like pornography. | They read like pornography. |
357 | 00:11:35,695 | 00:11:38,959 | Listen to this. "Grease the pan. | Listen to this. "Grease the pan. |
358 | 00:11:39,002 | 00:11:41,483 | "Form the loaf." | "Form the loaf." |
359 | 00:11:41,526 | 00:11:43,703 | "Soak breadcrumbs" | "Soak breadcrumbs" |
360 | 00:11:43,746 | 00:11:46,488 | "to add moisture." | "to add moisture." |
361 | 00:11:46,531 | 00:11:48,969 | First off, what kind of pornography are you reading? | First off, what kind of pornography are you reading? |
362 | 00:11:49,012 | 00:11:51,145 | Secondly, you're obsessing! | Secondly, you're obsessing! |
363 | 00:11:51,188 | 00:11:53,321 | You've got to shake this thing out of your system. | You've got to shake this thing out of your system. |
364 | 00:11:53,364 | 00:11:56,019 | A couple years back, work was stressing me out. | A couple years back, work was stressing me out. |
365 | 00:11:56,063 | 00:11:59,066 | So I got into kickboxing. Whoa. | So I got into kickboxing. Whoa. |
366 | 00:11:59,109 | 00:12:00,589 | Saw it? I could've caught a fly there. Yeah. | Saw it? I could've caught a fly there. Yeah. |
367 | 00:12:00,632 | 00:12:02,417 | I'm not really good with boxing. | I'm not really good with boxing. |
368 | 00:12:02,460 | 00:12:04,114 | Or kicking. | Or kicking. |
369 | 00:12:04,158 | 00:12:07,814 | You could try yoga or buy one of those books on meditation. | You could try yoga or buy one of those books on meditation. |
370 | 00:12:07,857 | 00:12:10,381 | Yeah. Or one of those adult coloring books. | Yeah. Or one of those adult coloring books. |
371 | 00:12:10,425 | 00:12:12,862 | I don't know, I feel like I should be more offended by that, | I don't know, I feel like I should be more offended by that, |
372 | 00:12:12,906 | 00:12:15,517 | but those are actually terrific suggestions. | but those are actually terrific suggestions. |
373 | 00:12:15,560 | 00:12:16,692 | You got to let it go, man. | You got to let it go, man. |
374 | 00:12:16,736 | 00:12:18,738 | "Toss with tomatoes" | "Toss with tomatoes" |
375 | 00:12:18,781 | 00:12:20,348 | "and cheese." | "and cheese." |
376 | 00:12:20,391 | 00:12:21,828 | Ugh! | Ugh! |
377 | 00:12:21,871 | 00:12:25,179 | "Drain the extra fat." | "Drain the extra fat." |
378 | 00:12:25,222 | 00:12:26,789 | Regular Larry Flynt, this guy. | Regular Larry Flynt, this guy. |
379 | 00:12:26,833 | 00:12:30,010 | "Brush with thin layer of mustard"! | "Brush with thin layer of mustard"! |
380 | 00:12:30,053 | 00:12:31,185 | I mean, look at all these places. | I mean, look at all these places. |
381 | 00:12:31,228 | 00:12:32,534 | All of these are in my price range? | All of these are in my price range? |
382 | 00:12:32,577 | 00:12:33,709 | Uh, yeah. | Uh, yeah. |
383 | 00:12:33,753 | 00:12:35,711 | Uh, whoa, maybe not. | Uh, whoa, maybe not. |
384 | 00:12:35,755 | 00:12:37,757 | Okay. | Okay. |
385 | 00:12:37,800 | 00:12:39,323 | Um, well, you know what? | Um, well, you know what? |
386 | 00:12:39,367 | 00:12:41,195 | This is, um, this is better. | This is, um, this is better. |
387 | 00:12:41,238 | 00:12:42,805 | Mm-hmm. I mean, that last screen | Mm-hmm. I mean, that last screen |
388 | 00:12:42,849 | 00:12:44,459 | had way too many choices. Mm-hmm. | had way too many choices. Mm-hmm. |
389 | 00:12:44,502 | 00:12:45,939 | It was too overwhelming. Yeah, totally. | It was too overwhelming. Yeah, totally. |
390 | 00:12:45,982 | 00:12:47,375 | This is much more manageable. | This is much more manageable. |
391 | 00:12:47,418 | 00:12:50,552 | Um, so how many of these are in Bert's school district? | Um, so how many of these are in Bert's school district? |
392 | 00:12:50,595 | 00:12:52,423 | Schools... oh. | Schools... oh. |
393 | 00:12:52,467 | 00:12:55,122 | Um, uh, these three. | Um, uh, these three. |
394 | 00:12:55,165 | 00:12:57,820 | It's even more manageable. Yeah. | It's even more manageable. Yeah. |
395 | 00:12:57,864 | 00:12:59,648 | But, whoa, hey, wait a minute. Yeah. | But, whoa, hey, wait a minute. Yeah. |
396 | 00:12:59,691 | 00:13:01,041 | Oh, look at this. Hey! Oh... | Oh, look at this. Hey! Oh... |
397 | 00:13:01,084 | 00:13:03,391 | Look at this one. | Look at this one. |
398 | 00:13:03,434 | 00:13:04,740 | Rooftop pool. | Rooftop pool. |
399 | 00:13:04,784 | 00:13:07,047 | A spacious sun deck. | A spacious sun deck. |
400 | 00:13:07,090 | 00:13:09,397 | Water aerobics. Walk-in bathtubs. | Water aerobics. Walk-in bathtubs. |
401 | 00:13:09,440 | 00:13:12,095 | Wade, I think this is a senior community. | Wade, I think this is a senior community. |
402 | 00:13:12,139 | 00:13:14,968 | Bert likes soft food. | Bert likes soft food. |
403 | 00:13:16,491 | 00:13:17,666 | I'll keep looking. | I'll keep looking. |
404 | 00:13:17,709 | 00:13:19,363 | Oh, uh, hey, Shannon? | Oh, uh, hey, Shannon? |
405 | 00:13:19,407 | 00:13:21,191 | Could you make some more of your ratatouille? | Could you make some more of your ratatouille? |
406 | 00:13:21,235 | 00:13:22,671 | I left a whole big thing of it in the fridge. | I left a whole big thing of it in the fridge. |
407 | 00:13:22,714 | 00:13:23,933 | Uh, yeah. | Uh, yeah. |
408 | 00:13:23,977 | 00:13:25,543 | We ate it all. | We ate it all. |
409 | 00:13:25,587 | 00:13:26,806 | What?! | What?! |
410 | 00:13:26,849 | 00:13:28,285 | You guys are such pigs! | You guys are such pigs! |
411 | 00:13:28,329 | 00:13:30,418 | Hey, let's make my Tuscan bean soup. | Hey, let's make my Tuscan bean soup. |
412 | 00:13:30,461 | 00:13:31,375 | Oh, that sounds good. | Oh, that sounds good. |
413 | 00:13:31,419 | 00:13:32,681 | I'll be farty, but sure. | I'll be farty, but sure. |
414 | 00:13:32,724 | 00:13:33,856 | You're gonna be farty? | You're gonna be farty? |
415 | 00:13:33,900 | 00:13:35,249 | He'll be farty. | He'll be farty. |
416 | 00:13:35,292 | 00:13:37,294 | Oh, yeah? Yeah, this-this guy. | Oh, yeah? Yeah, this-this guy. |
417 | 00:13:41,821 | 00:13:43,387 | Hey, so Wade and Shannon coming? | Hey, so Wade and Shannon coming? |
418 | 00:13:43,431 | 00:13:45,215 | No, he said he's watching Bert again tonight. | No, he said he's watching Bert again tonight. |
419 | 00:13:45,259 | 00:13:46,390 | Wow. | Wow. |
420 | 00:13:46,434 | 00:13:47,957 | Wade is really in it now. | Wade is really in it now. |
421 | 00:13:48,001 | 00:13:49,785 | You should see Natalie and Grace with little Bert, though. | You should see Natalie and Grace with little Bert, though. |
422 | 00:13:49,829 | 00:13:52,048 | It is the cutest thing that I have ever seen | It is the cutest thing that I have ever seen |
423 | 00:13:52,092 | 00:13:54,529 | in my whole life... and also the situation | in my whole life... and also the situation |
424 | 00:13:54,572 | 00:13:57,749 | is completely untenable, and Wade is making it worse. | is completely untenable, and Wade is making it worse. |
425 | 00:13:58,925 | 00:14:00,796 | But it's so cute. | But it's so cute. |
426 | 00:14:00,840 | 00:14:01,928 | So, it seems like you're doing better today. | So, it seems like you're doing better today. |
427 | 00:14:01,971 | 00:14:03,451 | Yeah, well, I took your advice, | Yeah, well, I took your advice, |
428 | 00:14:03,494 | 00:14:05,018 | I got one of those coloring books. | I got one of those coloring books. |
429 | 00:14:05,061 | 00:14:08,369 | Oh! Yeah, today I colored an enchanted garden. | Oh! Yeah, today I colored an enchanted garden. |
430 | 00:14:08,412 | 00:14:11,981 | I had no idea there were so many shades of green. Right? | I had no idea there were so many shades of green. Right? |
431 | 00:14:12,025 | 00:14:13,113 | There's lots. | There's lots. |
432 | 00:14:13,156 | 00:14:14,505 | Ben loves that meatloaf. | Ben loves that meatloaf. |
433 | 00:14:14,549 | 00:14:15,811 | Can you send me the recipe? | Can you send me the recipe? |
434 | 00:14:15,855 | 00:14:17,944 | Well, you know, you should buy the book. | Well, you know, you should buy the book. |
435 | 00:14:17,987 | 00:14:20,947 | Because every single recipe is just so good. | Because every single recipe is just so good. |
436 | 00:14:20,990 | 00:14:22,296 | All right, I will. It's called | All right, I will. It's called |
437 | 00:14:22,339 | 00:14:24,428 | Simple Dinners for Simple Friends, right? | Simple Dinners for Simple Friends, right? |
438 | 00:14:24,472 | 00:14:25,299 | Yeah. That's right. Ooh! | Yeah. That's right. Ooh! |
439 | 00:14:25,342 | 00:14:27,257 | Some of these reviews. | Some of these reviews. |
440 | 00:14:27,301 | 00:14:28,693 | Of Greg's book? | Of Greg's book? |
441 | 00:14:28,737 | 00:14:29,694 | Mm-hmm. Oh, well, you can't | Mm-hmm. Oh, well, you can't |
442 | 00:14:29,738 | 00:14:31,479 | really pay attention to those. | really pay attention to those. |
443 | 00:14:31,522 | 00:14:32,872 | What does it say? | What does it say? |
444 | 00:14:32,915 | 00:14:35,439 | "If you prepare the greasy recipes from this book," | "If you prepare the greasy recipes from this book," |
445 | 00:14:35,483 | 00:14:37,615 | "you'd better enjoy them while you're eating them," | "you'd better enjoy them while you're eating them," |
446 | 00:14:37,659 | 00:14:40,967 | "because they will run right through you." What?! | "because they will run right through you." What?! |
447 | 00:14:41,010 | 00:14:42,664 | "Luckily, the pages of Mr. Thompson's terrible book" | "Luckily, the pages of Mr. Thompson's terrible book" |
448 | 00:14:42,707 | 00:14:44,535 | "can be used for toilet paper." | "can be used for toilet paper." |
449 | 00:14:44,579 | 00:14:46,233 | What kind of troll would write | What kind of troll would write |
450 | 00:14:46,276 | 00:14:47,930 | such terrible things about Greg's book? | such terrible things about Greg's book? |
451 | 00:14:47,974 | 00:14:49,323 | Maybe-maybe it's not for all tastes. | Maybe-maybe it's not for all tastes. |
452 | 00:14:49,366 | 00:14:51,716 | You know, whatever. Moving on! | You know, whatever. Moving on! |
453 | 00:14:51,760 | 00:14:55,895 | Oh, "The recipes in this book made me throw up and get fat." | Oh, "The recipes in this book made me throw up and get fat." |
454 | 00:14:55,938 | 00:14:57,331 | That one's really funny. I like that one. | That one's really funny. I like that one. |
455 | 00:14:57,374 | 00:14:58,680 | Oh, that's awful. | Oh, that's awful. |
456 | 00:14:58,723 | 00:15:00,595 | Wait, these reviews are from yesterday. Huh. | Wait, these reviews are from yesterday. Huh. |
457 | 00:15:00,638 | 00:15:02,945 | What a weird mystery. Forrest! | What a weird mystery. Forrest! |
458 | 00:15:02,989 | 00:15:04,642 | Well, you told me to get it out of my system | Well, you told me to get it out of my system |
459 | 00:15:04,686 | 00:15:06,253 | and I did and it worked. | and I did and it worked. |
460 | 00:15:06,296 | 00:15:08,298 | I think we should count this as a win. | I think we should count this as a win. |
461 | 00:15:08,342 | 00:15:10,518 | You're telling me that you're so torn up | You're telling me that you're so torn up |
462 | 00:15:10,561 | 00:15:12,955 | over an ex-boyfriend that I haven't seen in 15 years | over an ex-boyfriend that I haven't seen in 15 years |
463 | 00:15:12,999 | 00:15:15,871 | that you're gonna try to ruin his livelihood? | that you're gonna try to ruin his livelihood? |
464 | 00:15:15,915 | 00:15:16,872 | Yes. | Yes. |
465 | 00:15:16,916 | 00:15:18,439 | That is so messed up. | That is so messed up. |
466 | 00:15:18,482 | 00:15:21,529 | And kind of romantic. | And kind of romantic. |
467 | 00:15:21,572 | 00:15:23,923 | Hey, that's me, baby. | Hey, that's me, baby. |
468 | 00:15:25,707 | 00:15:28,971 | Well, good thing Greg's already, like, | Well, good thing Greg's already, like, |
469 | 00:15:29,015 | 00:15:31,147 | a multimillionaire. Totally. What? | a multimillionaire. Totally. What? |
470 | 00:15:32,583 | 00:15:33,889 | No, no. | No, no. |
471 | 00:15:33,933 | 00:15:35,195 | Hey. Hi. Hey. | Hey. Hi. Hey. |
472 | 00:15:35,238 | 00:15:36,761 | Dropped off Bert. | Dropped off Bert. |
473 | 00:15:36,805 | 00:15:38,415 | Uh, he told me to tell you that | Uh, he told me to tell you that |
474 | 00:15:38,459 | 00:15:40,156 | he learned the rest of "Mary Mack." | he learned the rest of "Mary Mack." |
475 | 00:15:41,766 | 00:15:43,116 | Bert's pretty cool. | Bert's pretty cool. |
476 | 00:15:43,159 | 00:15:44,291 | You know, it's weird, | You know, it's weird, |
477 | 00:15:44,334 | 00:15:45,945 | Natalie acts a lot more mature | Natalie acts a lot more mature |
478 | 00:15:45,988 | 00:15:47,424 | when she's got someone littler to take care of. | when she's got someone littler to take care of. |
479 | 00:15:47,468 | 00:15:49,513 | I am mature, you butt-mouth. | I am mature, you butt-mouth. |
480 | 00:15:49,557 | 00:15:51,428 | Hey, we saved you some of Shannon's homemade gnocchi. | Hey, we saved you some of Shannon's homemade gnocchi. |
481 | 00:15:51,472 | 00:15:52,777 | It's unbelievable. | It's unbelievable. |
482 | 00:15:52,821 | 00:15:54,388 | Can Shannon come over later tonight? | Can Shannon come over later tonight? |
483 | 00:15:54,431 | 00:15:55,824 | I want pie. | I want pie. |
484 | 00:15:57,130 | 00:16:01,569 | Hey, uh, guys, um... | Hey, uh, guys, um... |
485 | 00:16:01,612 | 00:16:03,963 | tell me if this is a crazy idea. | tell me if this is a crazy idea. |
486 | 00:16:05,616 | 00:16:07,401 | Guys... | Guys... |
487 | 00:16:07,444 | 00:16:09,969 | I'm gonna ask Shannon to move in with me. | I'm gonna ask Shannon to move in with me. |
488 | 00:16:10,012 | 00:16:11,927 | Wow. | Wow. |
489 | 00:16:11,971 | 00:16:13,973 | Wade, this is a big move. I know. | Wade, this is a big move. I know. |
490 | 00:16:14,016 | 00:16:14,974 | But she needs help. | But she needs help. |
491 | 00:16:15,017 | 00:16:16,366 | Because Doug moved away. | Because Doug moved away. |
492 | 00:16:16,410 | 00:16:18,760 | Yeah, which he did because of you. | Yeah, which he did because of you. |
493 | 00:16:18,803 | 00:16:21,415 | Because he needed help. Well... | Because he needed help. Well... |
494 | 00:16:21,458 | 00:16:23,243 | You got to help people in this world. | You got to help people in this world. |
495 | 00:16:23,286 | 00:16:24,809 | You sure she's ready for this? | You sure she's ready for this? |
496 | 00:16:24,853 | 00:16:26,811 | Do you even have room for Bert? | Do you even have room for Bert? |
497 | 00:16:26,855 | 00:16:27,987 | What about when Doug comes to visit? | What about when Doug comes to visit? |
498 | 00:16:28,030 | 00:16:29,989 | I haven't figured everything out yet. | I haven't figured everything out yet. |
499 | 00:16:30,032 | 00:16:31,294 | I thought you were on my side. | I thought you were on my side. |
500 | 00:16:31,338 | 00:16:33,296 | No, I am. I am on your side. | No, I am. I am on your side. |
501 | 00:16:33,340 | 00:16:36,038 | Look, all I know is, I love this woman. | Look, all I know is, I love this woman. |
502 | 00:16:36,082 | 00:16:38,649 | And I got to figure out a way for us to work. | And I got to figure out a way for us to work. |
503 | 00:16:38,693 | 00:16:41,087 | I've talked to the girls and they're good with it. | I've talked to the girls and they're good with it. |
504 | 00:16:41,130 | 00:16:42,305 | They taught little Bert "Miss Mary Mack." | They taught little Bert "Miss Mary Mack." |
505 | 00:16:42,349 | 00:16:43,350 | You remember "Miss Mary Mack"? | You remember "Miss Mary Mack"? |
506 | 00:16:43,393 | 00:16:47,484 | ♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ | ♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ |
507 | 00:16:47,528 | 00:16:50,009 | ♪ All dressed... ♪ It was so cute. | ♪ All dressed... ♪ It was so cute. |
508 | 00:16:52,663 | 00:16:54,448 | Hey. Hey! Hi! | Hey. Hey! Hi! |
509 | 00:16:54,491 | 00:16:56,667 | Oh, it's so good to see you. You, too. | Oh, it's so good to see you. You, too. |
510 | 00:16:56,711 | 00:16:58,321 | Are you hungry? I don't know what we have in the fridge | Are you hungry? I don't know what we have in the fridge |
511 | 00:16:58,365 | 00:17:00,497 | but I know that Bert did not finish his penne, so... | but I know that Bert did not finish his penne, so... |
512 | 00:17:00,541 | 00:17:01,585 | No, no, I-I ate. | No, no, I-I ate. |
513 | 00:17:01,629 | 00:17:02,847 | Yeah? Uh, Grace | Yeah? Uh, Grace |
514 | 00:17:02,891 | 00:17:05,241 | is crazy about your gnocchi. Aw! | is crazy about your gnocchi. Aw! |
515 | 00:17:05,285 | 00:17:06,764 | That's so sweet. That's really cute. | That's so sweet. That's really cute. |
516 | 00:17:06,808 | 00:17:08,288 | Uh, listen, um... | Uh, listen, um... |
517 | 00:17:08,331 | 00:17:11,030 | I want to talk to you about something. | I want to talk to you about something. |
518 | 00:17:11,073 | 00:17:12,770 | Okay. | Okay. |
519 | 00:17:12,814 | 00:17:16,078 | I know that you have been busier than ever without Doug. | I know that you have been busier than ever without Doug. |
520 | 00:17:16,122 | 00:17:17,819 | Just be careful about talking about Doug. | Just be careful about talking about Doug. |
521 | 00:17:17,862 | 00:17:20,343 | 'Cause Bert's having a really hard time without his dad. | 'Cause Bert's having a really hard time without his dad. |
522 | 00:17:20,387 | 00:17:22,084 | Yeah? Yeah. | Yeah? Yeah. |
523 | 00:17:22,128 | 00:17:24,043 | Oh, oh. | Oh, oh. |
524 | 00:17:24,086 | 00:17:26,045 | Okay, um... | Okay, um... |
525 | 00:17:26,088 | 00:17:28,438 | Speaking of which, do you have any idea how I can find | Speaking of which, do you have any idea how I can find |
526 | 00:17:28,482 | 00:17:30,223 | some, like, late-late-night babysitters? | some, like, late-late-night babysitters? |
527 | 00:17:30,266 | 00:17:32,616 | The girls, I mean, they would be happy to do that. | The girls, I mean, they would be happy to do that. |
528 | 00:17:32,660 | 00:17:34,749 | No, I know that, but I need somebody who can drive. | No, I know that, but I need somebody who can drive. |
529 | 00:17:34,792 | 00:17:36,620 | Although I don't know how I think I'm gonna pay for that. | Although I don't know how I think I'm gonna pay for that. |
530 | 00:17:36,664 | 00:17:38,448 | I guess I'll-- oh, I'll rob a bank. | I guess I'll-- oh, I'll rob a bank. |
531 | 00:17:38,492 | 00:17:40,450 | Well, about that, I have an idea. | Well, about that, I have an idea. |
532 | 00:17:40,494 | 00:17:43,714 | So I've been thinking and I wondered if may... | So I've been thinking and I wondered if may... |
533 | 00:17:43,758 | 00:17:45,890 | Mom? Oh, hey. | Mom? Oh, hey. |
534 | 00:17:45,934 | 00:17:47,283 | I made a drawing of Dad. | I made a drawing of Dad. |
535 | 00:17:47,327 | 00:17:49,720 | And I was wondering if you could take a picture | And I was wondering if you could take a picture |
536 | 00:17:49,764 | 00:17:51,113 | of it and send it to him? | of it and send it to him? |
537 | 00:17:51,157 | 00:17:52,636 | Of course I can, honey. | Of course I can, honey. |
538 | 00:17:52,680 | 00:17:53,942 | Oh. | Oh. |
539 | 00:17:53,985 | 00:17:56,466 | Hey, Wade. Hey, Bert. | Hey, Wade. Hey, Bert. |
540 | 00:18:00,557 | 00:18:02,907 | Kid really, uh... | Kid really, uh... |
541 | 00:18:02,951 | 00:18:05,301 | he really misses his dad, huh? Yeah. | he really misses his dad, huh? Yeah. |
542 | 00:18:05,345 | 00:18:08,043 | Yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. | Yeah. Sorry, I'm sorry. |
543 | 00:18:08,087 | 00:18:09,697 | You were saying something. | You were saying something. |
544 | 00:18:11,220 | 00:18:13,179 | Uh, yes. Yes, yes. | Uh, yes. Yes, yes. |
545 | 00:18:13,222 | 00:18:15,746 | I, uh, I was... | I, uh, I was... |
546 | 00:18:15,790 | 00:18:18,184 | I was, I was thinking. | I was, I was thinking. |
547 | 00:18:18,227 | 00:18:21,578 | And, um... | And, um... |
548 | 00:18:21,622 | 00:18:23,798 | And I-I really... | And I-I really... |
549 | 00:18:23,841 | 00:18:26,279 | I-I think that this makes the most sense. | I-I think that this makes the most sense. |
550 | 00:18:28,107 | 00:18:32,285 | I think that you and Bert should move to Asheville. | I think that you and Bert should move to Asheville. |
551 | 00:18:32,328 | 00:18:34,113 | Really? | Really? |
552 | 00:18:34,156 | 00:18:35,505 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
553 | 00:18:36,985 | 00:18:39,683 | I mean, that's where your-- your family is there. | I mean, that's where your-- your family is there. |
554 | 00:18:39,727 | 00:18:43,470 | You know, your cousins, your friends. | You know, your cousins, your friends. |
555 | 00:18:43,513 | 00:18:46,125 | And that-that's where his dad is. | And that-that's where his dad is. |
556 | 00:18:47,909 | 00:18:49,693 | It would be a lot easier. | It would be a lot easier. |
557 | 00:18:50,825 | 00:18:53,741 | I-I think th-that would be best for you. | I-I think th-that would be best for you. |
558 | 00:18:53,784 | 00:18:56,439 | I... | I... |
559 | 00:18:56,483 | 00:18:58,963 | I mean, I'll admit, the thought's crossed my mind. | I mean, I'll admit, the thought's crossed my mind. |
560 | 00:18:59,007 | 00:19:01,444 | Yeah. Yeah, I could live with my sister, | Yeah. Yeah, I could live with my sister, |
561 | 00:19:01,488 | 00:19:04,012 | and there's-there's a very hot restaurant scene there. | and there's-there's a very hot restaurant scene there. |
562 | 00:19:04,055 | 00:19:05,840 | Yeah. It's just... | Yeah. It's just... |
563 | 00:19:05,883 | 00:19:07,276 | What does that...? | What does that...? |
564 | 00:19:07,320 | 00:19:08,886 | What does that mean for us? | What does that mean for us? |
565 | 00:19:08,930 | 00:19:10,845 | It's not far. | It's not far. |
566 | 00:19:10,888 | 00:19:12,063 | I'll come see you. | I'll come see you. |
567 | 00:19:12,107 | 00:19:14,109 | We'll make it work. | We'll make it work. |
568 | 00:19:15,850 | 00:19:17,678 | You need this. | You need this. |
569 | 00:19:27,296 | 00:19:30,212 | And maybe Bert can give that drawing to his dad in person. | And maybe Bert can give that drawing to his dad in person. |
570 | 00:19:30,256 | 00:19:31,822 | Oh, his head is exploding | Oh, his head is exploding |
571 | 00:19:31,866 | 00:19:33,346 | because he's being shot with a laser. | because he's being shot with a laser. |
572 | 00:19:33,389 | 00:19:35,043 | That kid loves lasers. | That kid loves lasers. |
573 | 00:19:45,575 | 00:19:48,317 | Oh... Delia. | Oh... Delia. |
574 | 00:19:48,361 | 00:19:49,797 | It's okay, we're not breaking up. | It's okay, we're not breaking up. |
575 | 00:19:49,840 | 00:19:51,190 | It's just a change. | It's just a change. |
576 | 00:19:51,233 | 00:19:52,539 | I know. | I know. |
577 | 00:19:54,367 | 00:19:56,673 | Hey, Shannon, I got you a little going-away present. | Hey, Shannon, I got you a little going-away present. |
578 | 00:19:56,717 | 00:19:58,936 | Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's nothing. | Oh, thank you. Yeah, it's nothing. |
579 | 00:20:00,024 | 00:20:01,417 | It's a cookbook. Yeah. | It's a cookbook. Yeah. |
580 | 00:20:01,461 | 00:20:03,114 | Yeah, it's got a lot of good recipes. | Yeah, it's got a lot of good recipes. |
581 | 00:20:03,158 | 00:20:04,855 | Huh, you know I'm a professional chef, right? | Huh, you know I'm a professional chef, right? |
582 | 00:20:04,899 | 00:20:06,596 | Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah, I do, yeah. Yeah. |
583 | 00:20:06,640 | 00:20:08,032 | Amazon wouldn't publish my review | Amazon wouldn't publish my review |
584 | 00:20:08,076 | 00:20:10,557 | if I didn't buy a copy, so I got six copies. | if I didn't buy a copy, so I got six copies. |
585 | 00:20:10,600 | 00:20:12,689 | Oh, so this is her ex-boyfriend? | Oh, so this is her ex-boyfriend? |
586 | 00:20:12,733 | 00:20:13,690 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
587 | 00:20:13,734 | 00:20:14,952 | No wonder you were worried. | No wonder you were worried. |
588 | 00:20:14,996 | 00:20:16,519 | Baby, don't. | Baby, don't. |
589 | 00:20:16,563 | 00:20:18,217 | Well, he's... | Well, he's... |
590 | 00:20:18,260 | 00:20:19,522 | he's bald now, Michelle. | he's bald now, Michelle. |
591 | 00:20:19,566 | 00:20:20,958 | You know, he's got no hair. | You know, he's got no hair. |
592 | 00:20:22,264 | 00:20:24,092 | You okay, Wade? | You okay, Wade? |
593 | 00:20:24,135 | 00:20:25,746 | Yeah. Yeah, yeah. | Yeah. Yeah, yeah. |
594 | 00:20:25,789 | 00:20:27,226 | We'll-we'll make it work. | We'll-we'll make it work. |
595 | 00:20:27,269 | 00:20:28,227 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
596 | 00:20:29,750 | 00:20:31,882 | So... | So... |
597 | 00:20:31,926 | 00:20:33,319 | you ready? | you ready? |
598 | 00:20:33,362 | 00:20:35,712 | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. | Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
599 | 00:20:37,236 | 00:20:40,064 | You know, the other night, I actually | You know, the other night, I actually |
600 | 00:20:40,108 | 00:20:41,892 | thought you were gonna ask me to move in with you. | thought you were gonna ask me to move in with you. |
601 | 00:20:41,936 | 00:20:43,677 | I was. | I was. |
602 | 00:20:45,156 | 00:20:46,549 | I would've said yes. | I would've said yes. |
603 | 00:20:46,593 | 00:20:48,421 | I had a feeling. | I had a feeling. |
604 | 00:20:48,464 | 00:20:50,379 | It would have been a mess. | It would have been a mess. |
605 | 00:20:50,423 | 00:20:52,947 | Probably. | Probably. |
606 | 00:20:52,990 | 00:20:54,427 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
607 | 00:21:00,300 | 00:21:01,999 | Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) == | Corrected by == Flatto (subscene.com) == |