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1 00:00:11,386 00:00:14,931 -[energy thrumming] -[wind howling] -[energy thrumming] -[wind howling]
2 00:00:15,015 00:00:17,225 -[crackling] -[dramatic instrumental music playing] -[crackling] -[dramatic instrumental music playing]
3 00:00:17,308 00:00:18,476 [electricity sizzling] [electricity sizzling]
4 00:00:19,019 00:00:19,978 [Allison cries out] [Allison cries out]
5 00:00:22,105 00:00:23,732 Vanya's in the room at the end of the hall. Vanya's in the room at the end of the hall.
6 00:00:23,815 00:00:26,526 -How do you propose we get to her? -I haven't figured that one out yet. -How do you propose we get to her? -I haven't figured that one out yet.
7 00:00:26,609 00:00:28,403 -You can count me out. -Klaus! -You can count me out. -Klaus!
8 00:00:28,486 00:00:31,448 What? You guys should save her. You're great at all the hero shit. What? You guys should save her. You're great at all the hero shit.
9 00:00:31,531 00:00:34,659 -[Allison] Oh, Klaus! -Listen, listen. Vanya would understand -[Allison] Oh, Klaus! -Listen, listen. Vanya would understand
10 00:00:34,743 00:00:37,829 'cause she has realistic expectations of what I am. 'cause she has realistic expectations of what I am.
11 00:00:37,912 00:00:40,498 And what I am is sexy trash. And what I am is sexy trash.
12 00:00:40,582 00:00:43,626 -You're a big pussy, that's what you are. -Guys, now is not the time. -You're a big pussy, that's what you are. -Guys, now is not the time.
13 00:00:43,710 00:00:45,920 Why? Because I don't wanna die? Who does? Why? Because I don't wanna die? Who does?
14 00:00:46,296 00:00:49,299 And martyrs aren't around to enjoy the victory party And martyrs aren't around to enjoy the victory party
15 00:00:49,382 00:00:50,508 'cause they're dead! 'cause they're dead!
16 00:00:50,592 00:00:52,635 -You are going out there... -I'm not! Go away! -You are going out there... -I'm not! Go away!
17 00:00:52,719 00:00:53,762 ...or I'm gonna beat you, ...or I'm gonna beat you,
18 00:00:53,845 00:00:55,555 -and not the way you like it! -That's my cue. -and not the way you like it! -That's my cue.
19 00:00:55,638 00:00:57,348 -Hey! Allison! -[Klaus] No! Allison! -Hey! Allison! -[Klaus] No! Allison!
20 00:00:57,432 00:01:00,101 -[grunting] -[energy crackling] -[grunting] -[energy crackling]
21 00:01:00,185 00:01:01,853 [wind howling] [wind howling]
22 00:01:02,937 00:01:04,147 Vanya! Vanya!
23 00:01:05,774 00:01:06,775 Vanya! Vanya!
24 00:01:07,192 00:01:08,193 [loud shattering] [loud shattering]
25 00:01:08,276 00:01:10,236 [energy thrumming] [energy thrumming]
26 00:01:13,281 00:01:14,574 [shouts] [shouts]
27 00:01:18,119 00:01:19,245 [straining] [straining]
28 00:01:22,582 00:01:23,458 [soft grunt] [soft grunt]
29 00:01:23,833 00:01:25,293 All right. I'm going. All right. I'm going.
30 00:01:25,376 00:01:26,878 -No, wait, wait, wait, wait. -What? -No, wait, wait, wait, wait. -What?
31 00:01:26,961 00:01:30,673 If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you. If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you.
32 00:01:30,757 00:01:32,258 -I don't have time for this. -Please. -I don't have time for this. -Please.
33 00:01:32,342 00:01:33,343 What? What?
34 00:01:33,843 00:01:38,056 [voice trembles] You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. [voice trembles] You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair.
35 00:01:38,515 00:01:40,391 I just thought you should know. I just thought you should know.
36 00:01:42,018 00:01:43,103 Thanks, man. Thanks, man.
37 00:01:46,314 00:01:48,358 -[wind continues howling] -[Diego grunts] -[wind continues howling] -[Diego grunts]
38 00:01:51,277 00:01:52,987 -[energy surges] -[Diego groans] -[energy surges] -[Diego groans]
39 00:01:55,824 00:01:57,659 -[knife clanks] -[grunts] -[knife clanks] -[grunts]
40 00:01:58,576 00:02:00,537 [straining] [straining]
41 00:02:01,871 00:02:02,956 [groans] [groans]
42 00:02:06,084 00:02:08,044 -[grunts] -[wind howling] -[grunts] -[wind howling]
43 00:02:12,006 00:02:14,092 [loud rattling] [loud rattling]
44 00:02:15,552 00:02:16,386 [Diego] Klaus! [Diego] Klaus!
45 00:02:18,179 00:02:19,556 I'm not gonna make it! I'm not gonna make it!
46 00:02:20,223 00:02:21,724 It's up to you, buddy! It's up to you, buddy!
47 00:02:21,808 00:02:23,309 You gotta save the world! You gotta save the world!
48 00:02:23,393 00:02:27,188 -No, Diego, that's a terrible idea! -[knives striking heavily] -No, Diego, that's a terrible idea! -[knives striking heavily]
49 00:02:30,733 00:02:32,235 [straining] [straining]
50 00:02:33,403 00:02:35,738 [grunts, shouts] [grunts, shouts]
51 00:02:39,117 00:02:41,619 [panting] Okay, Klaus. [panting] Okay, Klaus.
52 00:02:42,078 00:02:43,288 You can do this. You can do this.
53 00:02:43,371 00:02:45,123 You fought in Vietnam. You fought in Vietnam.
54 00:02:45,665 00:02:48,293 You survived a family of seven. You survived a family of seven.
55 00:02:49,043 00:02:53,548 And you once wore a sarong to a fraternity party And you once wore a sarong to a fraternity party
56 00:02:53,631 00:02:55,717 and got a shitload of numbers. and got a shitload of numbers.
57 00:02:55,800 00:02:58,761 -[wind howling] -[energy crackling] -[wind howling] -[energy crackling]
58 00:03:04,642 00:03:05,518 [straining] [straining]
59 00:03:07,812 00:03:08,980 [cries out] [cries out]
60 00:03:11,024 00:03:12,734 [groaning] [groaning]
61 00:03:14,819 00:03:16,696 [strained grunting] [strained grunting]
62 00:03:21,618 00:03:23,119 [gasping] [gasping]
63 00:03:26,831 00:03:29,417 [groans, panting heavily] [groans, panting heavily]
64 00:03:30,710 00:03:32,212 [screams] [screams]
65 00:03:33,129 00:03:34,839 [straining] [straining]
66 00:03:36,174 00:03:37,342 [grunts] [grunts]
67 00:03:41,304 00:03:44,641 -[energy thrumming, crackling] -[dramatic instrumental music continues] -[energy thrumming, crackling] -[dramatic instrumental music continues]
68 00:03:57,862 00:04:02,033 -[wind howling] -[instrumental music swells] -[wind howling] -[instrumental music swells]
69 00:04:23,096 00:04:25,014 [sounds fading] [sounds fading]
70 00:04:26,015 00:04:28,017 [train passing nearby] [train passing nearby]
71 00:04:32,814 00:04:34,315 All right, just be cool All right, just be cool
72 00:04:34,399 00:04:36,526 till I finish the job on the grassy knoll. till I finish the job on the grassy knoll.
73 00:04:37,026 00:04:39,279 We'll get the time math and I'll ice the squirt. We'll get the time math and I'll ice the squirt.
74 00:04:39,487 00:04:42,031 I just wish there was another way, you know? I just wish there was another way, you know?
75 00:04:42,115 00:04:44,909 -There isn't. Look at him. -[teen Five] What are you looking at? -There isn't. Look at him. -[teen Five] What are you looking at?
76 00:04:44,993 00:04:46,911 -Look. -[teen Five] See something funny? -Look. -[teen Five] See something funny?
77 00:04:46,995 00:04:49,414 Worst case of paradox psychosis I ever seen. Worst case of paradox psychosis I ever seen.
78 00:04:50,915 00:04:52,083 Eh-- What's wrong? Eh-- What's wrong?
79 00:04:52,583 00:04:55,753 -Well, I... feel bad for him. You know? -[teen Five] Mind your business! -Well, I... feel bad for him. You know? -[teen Five] Mind your business!
80 00:04:55,837 00:04:58,214 -Or I'll give you something to stare at. -He's just a little guy. -Or I'll give you something to stare at. -He's just a little guy.
81 00:04:58,298 00:04:59,549 Everybody's a little guy to you. Everybody's a little guy to you.
82 00:04:59,632 00:05:01,884 -You wish you could pull off these shorts! -You look like King Kong -You wish you could pull off these shorts! -You look like King Kong
83 00:05:01,968 00:05:03,594 and the Hitler Youth had a baby. and the Hitler Youth had a baby.
84 00:05:04,762 00:05:07,932 Luther, I... I don't have time for you to tuck and squeeze here. Luther, I... I don't have time for you to tuck and squeeze here.
85 00:05:08,016 00:05:10,476 Can I count on you to keep him under control? Can I count on you to keep him under control?
86 00:05:12,270 00:05:15,106 -Yeah, I'll do my best, yeah. -All right. -Yeah, I'll do my best, yeah. -All right.
87 00:05:18,109 00:05:21,237 [upbeat chuckle] Hey, brother. How you doing? [upbeat chuckle] Hey, brother. How you doing?
88 00:05:22,739 00:05:25,616 -He's gonna kill me, isn't he? -[scoffing laugh] What? -He's gonna kill me, isn't he? -[scoffing laugh] What?
89 00:05:26,701 00:05:27,660 What, him? What, him?
90 00:05:28,161 00:05:29,120 He's gonna kill you? He's gonna kill you?
91 00:05:29,203 00:05:31,247 [laughs softly] Yeah, right. That's ridiculous. [laughs softly] Yeah, right. That's ridiculous.
92 00:05:32,165 00:05:34,083 You know, you're a terrible liar, Luther. You know, you're a terrible liar, Luther.
93 00:05:34,167 00:05:36,002 You're a worse liar than you are a spotter. You're a worse liar than you are a spotter.
94 00:05:36,085 00:05:37,420 Okay, whose fault is that? Okay, whose fault is that?
95 00:05:37,503 00:05:39,881 What good is having a spotter if you won't even listen to him? What good is having a spotter if you won't even listen to him?
96 00:05:39,964 00:05:41,632 So you admit you're conspiring against me? So you admit you're conspiring against me?
97 00:05:41,716 00:05:44,594 Do... Do you admit that you're suffering from paradox psychosis? Do... Do you admit that you're suffering from paradox psychosis?
98 00:05:44,677 00:05:48,806 All I'm suffering from is bracing clarity about you and your murderous intentions. All I'm suffering from is bracing clarity about you and your murderous intentions.
99 00:05:48,890 00:05:51,184 Look, it's not like he's gonna "kill you" kill you. Look, it's not like he's gonna "kill you" kill you.
100 00:05:51,267 00:05:52,977 He just wants to kill a, um... He just wants to kill a, um...
101 00:05:53,353 00:05:56,564 -version of you. -But I am that version of me. -version of you. -But I am that version of me.
102 00:05:56,647 00:05:59,817 Hey, I don't love it, either, but he's actually got a pretty good plan. Hey, I don't love it, either, but he's actually got a pretty good plan.
103 00:06:00,777 00:06:04,739 What? The one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world? What? The one where you guys off me and then jump to 2019 to save the world?
104 00:06:05,698 00:06:07,450 Yeah, wait, how did you know that? Yeah, wait, how did you know that?
105 00:06:07,533 00:06:10,411 Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I would do Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I would do
106 00:06:10,495 00:06:12,413 -if I were trying to kill me! -Okay, all I know is -if I were trying to kill me! -Okay, all I know is
107 00:06:12,497 00:06:13,581 we've got one Five too many, we've got one Five too many,
108 00:06:13,664 00:06:16,417 -and you're the one acting like a maniac. -Maniac? -and you're the one acting like a maniac. -Maniac?
109 00:06:16,501 00:06:18,127 Luther, you have seen nothing. Luther, you have seen nothing.
110 00:06:18,211 00:06:20,963 If you want a maniac, I will show you maniac. If you want a maniac, I will show you maniac.
111 00:06:22,423 00:06:23,633 Okay, as your spotter, Okay, as your spotter,
112 00:06:23,716 00:06:25,593 I think the best thing I can do for you right now I think the best thing I can do for you right now
113 00:06:25,676 00:06:26,886 is put you out of your misery. is put you out of your misery.
114 00:06:26,969 00:06:28,304 Okay, Luther, listen. Okay, Luther, listen.
115 00:06:29,013 00:06:32,350 I know your feeble mind only responds to age and authority, I know your feeble mind only responds to age and authority,
116 00:06:32,433 00:06:34,227 so listen very closely. so listen very closely.
117 00:06:34,852 00:06:37,855 Yet again, you are experiencing daddy issues, Yet again, you are experiencing daddy issues,
118 00:06:38,856 00:06:42,485 this time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy. this time with your own brother, which honestly is making me a bit crazy.
119 00:06:42,777 00:06:43,736 But remember this: But remember this:
120 00:06:43,820 00:06:46,072 I'm 14 days older than him. I'm 14 days older than him.
121 00:06:46,781 00:06:48,658 I have seniority here. I have seniority here.
122 00:06:48,741 00:06:51,202 So it is me you should be listening to, Luther. So it is me you should be listening to, Luther.
123 00:06:51,285 00:06:52,995 [loudly] I'm the daddy here! [loudly] I'm the daddy here!
124 00:06:53,079 00:06:55,081 -[pedestrians whispering] -[Luther chuckles] -[pedestrians whispering] -[Luther chuckles]
125 00:06:55,331 00:06:56,958 How's it going? [forced laugh] How's it going? [forced laugh]
126 00:06:57,375 00:06:59,836 [softly] Five, please, you're being unseemly. [softly] Five, please, you're being unseemly.
127 00:06:59,961 00:07:00,795 Look at you. Look at you.
128 00:07:01,796 00:07:05,216 I admit there is a possibility that I may not be in my fully... I admit there is a possibility that I may not be in my fully...
129 00:07:06,217 00:07:08,052 -right mind right now. -Okay, good. -right mind right now. -Okay, good.
130 00:07:09,095 00:07:11,431 -But whatever I've got, he's got it too. -What? -But whatever I've got, he's got it too. -What?
131 00:07:11,681 00:07:13,850 [adult Five] You two quit grab-assing. We're here. [adult Five] You two quit grab-assing. We're here.
132 00:07:13,933 00:07:16,310 [people chattering nearby] [people chattering nearby]
133 00:07:21,274 00:07:23,276 [adult Five farting] [adult Five farting]
134 00:07:23,359 00:07:25,611 [softly] Flatulence. Stage four. [softly] Flatulence. Stage four.
135 00:07:25,695 00:07:27,947 See? What's your plan now, bucko? See? What's your plan now, bucko?
136 00:07:28,030 00:07:30,783 [farting] [farting]
137 00:07:31,409 00:07:33,411 That was just lunch, all right? Shut up. That was just lunch, all right? Shut up.
138 00:07:46,299 00:07:47,341 [Handler] Careful. [Handler] Careful.
139 00:07:48,134 00:07:50,595 I want that hem straight enough to cut throats. I want that hem straight enough to cut throats.
140 00:07:51,053 00:07:51,888 [door opens] [door opens]
141 00:07:53,473 00:07:54,599 [Handler] Hmm. [Handler] Hmm.
142 00:07:57,643 00:07:59,687 -Nice frock. -[Handler chuckles] -Nice frock. -[Handler chuckles]
143 00:07:59,770 00:08:02,732 Is this a swearing in or a... a coronation? Is this a swearing in or a... a coronation?
144 00:08:02,815 00:08:04,233 How's your new hire working out? How's your new hire working out?
145 00:08:04,901 00:08:07,445 I heard he lasted all of ten minutes in orientation I heard he lasted all of ten minutes in orientation
146 00:08:07,528 00:08:09,155 before he started running amok. before he started running amok.
147 00:08:09,238 00:08:10,198 Oh, you know boys. Oh, you know boys.
148 00:08:10,281 00:08:13,534 He's probably around here somewhere eating a... a very large sandwich. He's probably around here somewhere eating a... a very large sandwich.
149 00:08:13,618 00:08:15,244 Mm-hmm. Herb! Mm-hmm. Herb!
150 00:08:15,328 00:08:17,371 -[office phone ringing nearby] -[door opens] -[office phone ringing nearby] -[door opens]
151 00:08:19,207 00:08:21,083 [Handler] Tell Lila what you told me. [Handler] Tell Lila what you told me.
152 00:08:22,543 00:08:25,129 -I, uh, didn't actually offer it up. -[door closes] -I, uh, didn't actually offer it up. -[door closes]
153 00:08:25,213 00:08:27,340 [breath trembling] You put a knife to my throat. [breath trembling] You put a knife to my throat.
154 00:08:27,423 00:08:28,257 Go on. Go on.
155 00:08:29,842 00:08:31,719 Diego commandeered the Infinite Switchboard, Diego commandeered the Infinite Switchboard,
156 00:08:32,053 00:08:33,554 then hijacked a briefcase... then hijacked a briefcase...
157 00:08:34,764 00:08:36,140 and left the Commission. and left the Commission.
158 00:08:36,224 00:08:37,225 Told you. Told you.
159 00:08:37,308 00:08:39,477 [Herb] He also held a knife to my throat. [Herb] He also held a knife to my throat.
160 00:08:41,062 00:08:43,397 [Handler] I knew he was a grifting little gonad. [Handler] I knew he was a grifting little gonad.
161 00:08:43,773 00:08:46,275 So, what are you gonna do about him? So, what are you gonna do about him?
162 00:08:46,692 00:08:48,110 -[Handler giggles] -Me? -[Handler giggles] -Me?
163 00:08:49,028 00:08:50,696 Your puppy, your responsibility. Your puppy, your responsibility.
164 00:08:51,280 00:08:53,282 Or are you forgetting our little agreement? Or are you forgetting our little agreement?
165 00:08:54,325 00:08:56,410 You only let him stay hoping I'd have to kill him. You only let him stay hoping I'd have to kill him.
166 00:08:56,953 00:08:57,787 [Handler] Hmm. [Handler] Hmm.
167 00:08:58,287 00:08:59,330 Was this all a test? Was this all a test?
168 00:08:59,413 00:09:01,666 Everything is a test, darling. Everything is a test, darling.
169 00:09:02,166 00:09:04,335 The question is... [pours drink] The question is... [pours drink]
170 00:09:04,418 00:09:08,381 -...why are you failing it? -[AJ clinks glass softly] -...why are you failing it? -[AJ clinks glass softly]
171 00:09:08,798 00:09:09,757 [Lila] I'm not failing. [Lila] I'm not failing.
172 00:09:10,132 00:09:11,300 Let me handle it my way. Let me handle it my way.
173 00:09:11,384 00:09:13,135 Does your way include decapitation? Does your way include decapitation?
174 00:09:13,511 00:09:14,845 Quartering, boiling, Quartering, boiling,
175 00:09:14,929 00:09:18,558 thumbscrews, burning at the stake, or Chinese water torture? thumbscrews, burning at the stake, or Chinese water torture?
176 00:09:19,141 00:09:20,309 I wanna let him go. I wanna let him go.
177 00:09:22,019 00:09:22,979 Peons... Peons...
178 00:09:24,230 00:09:25,064 out. out.
179 00:09:29,402 00:09:30,361 [door opens] [door opens]
180 00:09:30,444 00:09:32,613 [indistinct chatter in hallway] [indistinct chatter in hallway]
181 00:09:32,697 00:09:34,323 [office phone ringing nearby] [office phone ringing nearby]
182 00:09:37,952 00:09:39,412 [door closes] [door closes]
183 00:09:44,584 00:09:46,794 Darling, blood is thicker than water, but... Darling, blood is thicker than water, but...
184 00:09:47,837 00:09:49,880 you can drown in either, Lila. you can drown in either, Lila.
185 00:09:50,339 00:09:53,009 I am officially about to become I am officially about to become
186 00:09:53,092 00:09:55,720 the most powerful woman in time, the most powerful woman in time,
187 00:09:56,762 00:09:58,806 and you will be my right hand. and you will be my right hand.
188 00:10:00,057 00:10:02,268 -But I need to know... -[grunts softly] -But I need to know... -[grunts softly]
189 00:10:02,351 00:10:03,811 ...that I can trust you... ...that I can trust you...
190 00:10:04,854 00:10:05,980 at all times... at all times...
191 00:10:07,523 00:10:08,524 in all ways. in all ways.
192 00:10:12,069 00:10:13,154 [softly] You can. [softly] You can.
193 00:10:16,240 00:10:18,242 [bike squeaking softly] [bike squeaking softly]
194 00:10:29,587 00:10:31,714 740... 41... 42... 740... 41... 42...
195 00:10:32,590 00:10:33,674 743. 743.
196 00:10:34,342 00:10:35,217 Okay. Okay.
197 00:10:39,430 00:10:40,514 Oh. Oh.
198 00:10:42,433 00:10:44,852 [wind howling] [wind howling]
199 00:10:46,395 00:10:49,690 [high-pitched tone resonating, energy thrumming] [high-pitched tone resonating, energy thrumming]
200 00:10:49,774 00:10:52,485 [tense instrumental music playing] [tense instrumental music playing]
201 00:11:00,826 00:11:02,912 [electricity crackling] [electricity crackling]
202 00:11:12,755 00:11:14,924 [instrumental music swelling] [instrumental music swelling]
203 00:11:20,930 00:11:21,972 [Ben grunts] [Ben grunts]
204 00:11:24,350 00:11:26,435 [energy crackling, sizzling] [energy crackling, sizzling]
205 00:11:34,610 00:11:35,778 [exhaling] [exhaling]
206 00:11:36,445 00:11:39,949 [inhales deeply, exhaling] [inhales deeply, exhaling]
207 00:11:40,408 00:11:41,367 [Sissy whispers] Harlan? [Sissy whispers] Harlan?
208 00:11:44,120 00:11:45,246 What's wrong, baby? What's wrong, baby?
209 00:11:45,329 00:11:46,914 How do I help you? [gasps] How do I help you? [gasps]
210 00:11:46,997 00:11:49,250 -Please, I don't know what to do. -[Carl] Jesus. -Please, I don't know what to do. -[Carl] Jesus.
211 00:11:49,333 00:11:51,335 -What the hell happened? -No, I just found him this way. -What the hell happened? -No, I just found him this way.
212 00:11:51,794 00:11:52,712 Vanya. Vanya.
213 00:11:55,172 00:11:56,549 -Vanya? -[gasping] -Vanya? -[gasping]
214 00:11:57,299 00:11:58,509 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
215 00:11:59,719 00:12:00,928 Oh, Harlan. Oh, Harlan.
216 00:12:01,011 00:12:03,055 What the hell did she do to our boy? What the hell did she do to our boy?
217 00:12:03,139 00:12:04,932 [Sissy] Carl! Carl, what are you doing? [Sissy] Carl! Carl, what are you doing?
218 00:12:05,015 00:12:07,184 [Carl] Something I should've done a long time ago! [Carl] Something I should've done a long time ago!
219 00:12:07,268 00:12:09,019 -Carl, no! -Time to get him the help he needs! -Carl, no! -Time to get him the help he needs!
220 00:12:09,103 00:12:09,979 -Carl! -[door opens] -Carl! -[door opens]
221 00:12:10,062 00:12:12,940 No, he doesn't belong in one of those places! No, he doesn't belong in one of those places!
222 00:12:13,524 00:12:14,734 Hold on, Harlan. Hold on, Harlan.
223 00:12:15,401 00:12:16,861 Gonna get you some help. Gonna get you some help.
224 00:12:16,944 00:12:18,738 No matter what your mama says. No matter what your mama says.
225 00:12:18,821 00:12:20,197 [panting] [panting]
226 00:12:27,204 00:12:28,497 [Carl muttering] All right... [Carl muttering] All right...
227 00:12:28,581 00:12:30,249 [engine starts, revving] [engine starts, revving]
228 00:12:30,332 00:12:31,292 [shifts gears] [shifts gears]
229 00:12:37,548 00:12:38,507 [shifts gears] [shifts gears]
230 00:12:40,801 00:12:41,927 [skidding on gravel] [skidding on gravel]
231 00:12:44,430 00:12:45,848 [Sissy] Get out of the car. [Sissy] Get out of the car.
232 00:12:45,931 00:12:47,475 [Carl] Sissy, don't be a fool. [Carl] Sissy, don't be a fool.
233 00:12:48,184 00:12:50,060 You aren't gonna take my son from me. You aren't gonna take my son from me.
234 00:12:50,144 00:12:51,562 They'll never give him back. They'll never give him back.
235 00:12:51,645 00:12:53,856 Well, maybe you don't deserve him anymore. Well, maybe you don't deserve him anymore.
236 00:12:57,318 00:13:00,112 Maybe you should watch how you talk to me for once. Maybe you should watch how you talk to me for once.
237 00:13:01,947 00:13:04,408 [gentle chime over speakers] [gentle chime over speakers]
238 00:13:04,492 00:13:06,952 [woman over PA] The timeline is your lifeline. [woman over PA] The timeline is your lifeline.
239 00:13:07,828 00:13:08,954 [Herb] Uh... [Herb] Uh...
240 00:13:09,038 00:13:11,665 -[splutters, grunts] -All right, sweaty gerbil man. -[splutters, grunts] -All right, sweaty gerbil man.
241 00:13:11,749 00:13:12,958 Tell me where Diego went Tell me where Diego went
242 00:13:13,042 00:13:15,961 or I'll staple your colon to your nose and let you die on your own farts. or I'll staple your colon to your nose and let you die on your own farts.
243 00:13:16,045 00:13:18,214 That's... so... vivid. That's... so... vivid.
244 00:13:18,297 00:13:19,757 Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, no!
245 00:13:19,840 00:13:22,468 I'm on your side. No, I helped him escape. I'm on your side. No, I helped him escape.
246 00:13:22,551 00:13:24,220 -[gentle chime over speakers] -If you... -[gentle chime over speakers] -If you...
247 00:13:24,303 00:13:25,137 Escape? Escape?
248 00:13:25,221 00:13:26,472 [indistinct announcement on PA] [indistinct announcement on PA]
249 00:13:26,555 00:13:29,433 Well, he was supposed to stay here with me. Where did he go? Well, he was supposed to stay here with me. Where did he go?
250 00:13:29,642 00:13:30,726 Back to help his family. Back to help his family.
251 00:13:32,478 00:13:34,522 Are you really going to kill him? Are you really going to kill him?
252 00:13:35,147 00:13:36,732 Of course not. I love him. Of course not. I love him.
253 00:13:37,107 00:13:38,150 Oh, that's-- Oh, that's--
254 00:13:38,234 00:13:40,653 -Oh! -Say a word and I'll crush you. -Oh! -Say a word and I'll crush you.
255 00:13:40,861 00:13:41,779 I won't. I won't.
256 00:13:42,154 00:13:44,240 I swear, I won't. I swear, I won't.
257 00:13:45,032 00:13:46,367 [Herb pants softly] [Herb pants softly]
258 00:13:47,701 00:13:48,702 Uh, wait. Uh, wait.
259 00:13:49,119 00:13:52,790 I hate to rain on your parade, but there's something I have to show you. I hate to rain on your parade, but there's something I have to show you.
260 00:13:53,666 00:13:54,667 Something big. Something big.
261 00:13:56,001 00:13:57,336 -[Lila] Ugh! -[Herb] Wait, no. -[Lila] Ugh! -[Herb] Wait, no.
262 00:13:57,419 00:13:58,295 It's... It's...
263 00:13:59,129 00:13:59,964 It's this. It's this.
264 00:14:12,017 00:14:13,227 [Lila gasps] Oh, my God. [Lila gasps] Oh, my God.
265 00:14:13,310 00:14:15,354 -[Herb splutters softly] -[Lila's breath trembles] -[Herb splutters softly] -[Lila's breath trembles]
266 00:14:16,355 00:14:18,274 [gasping softly] [gasping softly]
267 00:14:21,819 00:14:24,572 [man over radio] ...the Dallas-Fort Worth area broadcast, [man over radio] ...the Dallas-Fort Worth area broadcast,
268 00:14:24,655 00:14:26,490 here to bring you a special description here to bring you a special description
269 00:14:26,574 00:14:29,243 of the arrival of President John F. Kennedy. of the arrival of President John F. Kennedy.
270 00:14:29,702 00:14:32,705 -At this moment, three special... -This is my favorite part. -At this moment, three special... -This is my favorite part.
271 00:14:32,788 00:14:34,373 [radio chatter continues indistinctly] [radio chatter continues indistinctly]
272 00:14:34,456 00:14:36,959 The calm before the storm. The calm before the storm.
273 00:14:37,626 00:14:39,211 [teen Five breathes heavily] [teen Five breathes heavily]
274 00:14:41,380 00:14:43,465 [whispers] Look. The briefcase. [whispers] Look. The briefcase.
275 00:14:44,258 00:14:46,176 No, don't. You won't be able to get there in time. No, don't. You won't be able to get there in time.
276 00:14:46,260 00:14:48,012 Of course I will. Of course I will.
277 00:14:48,387 00:14:49,722 This is our only chance. This is our only chance.
278 00:14:49,805 00:14:51,932 -Hey, uh, just remind me... -[sniffs] -Hey, uh, just remind me... -[sniffs]
279 00:14:52,016 00:14:54,393 ...what was the final stage of paradox psychosis again? ...what was the final stage of paradox psychosis again?
280 00:14:54,476 00:14:55,603 Homicidal rage. Homicidal rage.
281 00:14:56,020 00:14:57,104 Right. Right.
282 00:14:57,938 00:14:59,189 That's great. That's great.
283 00:15:01,108 00:15:02,735 Five, listen to me. I... Five, listen to me. I...
284 00:15:03,068 00:15:04,320 [sputters softly] No. No! [sputters softly] No. No!
285 00:15:07,072 00:15:08,032 [gasps] [gasps]
286 00:15:08,407 00:15:09,825 Oh... shit. Oh... shit.
287 00:15:09,909 00:15:11,201 Bad idea, shit-heel. Bad idea, shit-heel.
288 00:15:11,285 00:15:12,119 [sighs] [sighs]
289 00:15:13,704 00:15:16,123 Stop it! All right? Stop it! All right?
290 00:15:16,373 00:15:17,333 The both of you. The both of you.
291 00:15:17,416 00:15:18,334 Pull it together. Pull it together.
292 00:15:19,335 00:15:22,046 Now, Kennedy is gonna be coming around that corner any minute. Now, Kennedy is gonna be coming around that corner any minute.
293 00:15:22,129 00:15:24,173 Okay? So, everyone, let's just take a deep breath... Okay? So, everyone, let's just take a deep breath...
294 00:15:24,256 00:15:26,342 [deep inhale, controlled exhale] [deep inhale, controlled exhale]
295 00:15:26,425 00:15:27,468 [shaky inhale] [shaky inhale]
296 00:15:27,551 00:15:29,136 [sniffs, exhales] [sniffs, exhales]
297 00:15:29,219 00:15:30,971 Now, we're all family here, okay? Now, we're all family here, okay?
298 00:15:31,931 00:15:35,059 So can we all just try to get along for a few more minutes? So can we all just try to get along for a few more minutes?
299 00:15:37,186 00:15:38,020 You want it? You want it?
300 00:15:38,562 00:15:39,396 Go ahead. Go ahead.
301 00:15:39,772 00:15:40,898 What's that? What's that?
302 00:15:41,440 00:15:42,608 [groaning] [groaning]
303 00:15:42,691 00:15:44,360 [Generation X's "Dancing With Myself" plays] [Generation X's "Dancing With Myself" plays]
304 00:15:44,443 00:15:45,361 Shit. Shit.
305 00:15:45,444 00:15:46,362 [sighs] [sighs]
306 00:15:46,445 00:15:48,364 -Now... -Where were we? -Now... -Where were we?
307 00:15:49,740 00:15:51,992 ♪ On the floors of Tokyo-o ♪ ♪ On the floors of Tokyo-o ♪
308 00:15:52,076 00:15:54,995 -[girl] Look, Mama, fireworks. -♪ A-down in London, town's a go-go... ♪ -[girl] Look, Mama, fireworks. -♪ A-down in London, town's a go-go... ♪
309 00:15:56,372 00:15:58,582 Come on, sweetie. We'll be late for the parade. Come on, sweetie. We'll be late for the parade.
310 00:15:58,666 00:16:00,250 ♪ ...Dancin' with myself ♪ ♪ ...Dancin' with myself ♪
311 00:16:00,334 00:16:03,003 ♪ A-when there's no one else in si-ight ♪ ♪ A-when there's no one else in si-ight ♪
312 00:16:03,087 00:16:05,673 ♪ A-in the crowded, lonely ni-ight ♪ ♪ A-in the crowded, lonely ni-ight ♪
313 00:16:05,756 00:16:08,550 ♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪ ♪ Well, I wait so long For my love vibration ♪
314 00:16:08,634 00:16:11,637 ♪ And I'm dancin' with myself, oh-oh ♪ ♪ And I'm dancin' with myself, oh-oh ♪
315 00:16:11,720 00:16:14,306 ♪ A-dancin' with myself, oh-oh ♪ ♪ A-dancin' with myself, oh-oh ♪
316 00:16:14,390 00:16:16,642 ♪ A-dancin' with myself ♪ ♪ A-dancin' with myself ♪
317 00:16:16,725 00:16:19,269 ♪ If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪ ♪ If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪
318 00:16:19,353 00:16:22,106 ♪ Oh, if I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪ ♪ Oh, if I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪
319 00:16:22,189 00:16:27,111 ♪ If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪ ♪ If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance ♪
320 00:16:27,194 00:16:29,029 -♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ -[impact thud] -♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ -[impact thud]
321 00:16:30,948 00:16:32,324 Would you please-- [groans] Would you please-- [groans]
322 00:16:32,658 00:16:34,326 ♪ With myself... ♪ [song fades out] ♪ With myself... ♪ [song fades out]
323 00:16:34,410 00:16:36,161 -Hey! -[Fives whooshing] -Hey! -[Fives whooshing]
324 00:16:36,245 00:16:37,705 I'm getting really sick of this! I'm getting really sick of this!
325 00:16:37,788 00:16:40,165 [energy thrumming, crackling] [energy thrumming, crackling]
326 00:16:40,249 00:16:41,959 [sounds fading] [sounds fading]
327 00:16:42,042 00:16:45,713 [Bach's "Partita No. 2 in D Minor" playing on violin nearby] [Bach's "Partita No. 2 in D Minor" playing on violin nearby]
328 00:16:52,261 00:16:53,220 Vanya? Vanya?
329 00:17:11,155 00:17:13,866 [melancholy violin music continues] [melancholy violin music continues]
330 00:17:31,884 00:17:34,136 [music grows louder] [music grows louder]
331 00:17:41,643 00:17:42,811 [music stops] [music stops]
332 00:17:59,119 00:17:59,953 [Ben] Vanya? [Ben] Vanya?
333 00:18:03,248 00:18:06,668 -[Vanya's breath trembling] -[melancholy piano notes play] -[Vanya's breath trembling] -[melancholy piano notes play]
334 00:18:07,336 00:18:08,629 Do you remember me? Do you remember me?
335 00:18:12,007 00:18:14,009 [trembling breaths increase] [trembling breaths increase]
336 00:18:16,428 00:18:17,888 I remember everything. I remember everything.
337 00:18:18,388 00:18:20,808 [somber instrumental music playing] [somber instrumental music playing]
338 00:18:20,891 00:18:23,102 [whimpers] And I'm doing it again, aren't I? [whimpers] And I'm doing it again, aren't I?
339 00:18:26,730 00:18:28,607 [sobs] What's wrong with me? [sobs] What's wrong with me?
340 00:18:30,275 00:18:33,862 Why can't I control myself like the rest of you guys? Why can't I control myself like the rest of you guys?
341 00:18:33,946 00:18:35,030 It's not too late. It's not too late.
342 00:18:35,697 00:18:37,241 You can go back. There's still time. You can go back. There's still time.
343 00:18:37,616 00:18:39,243 I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live.
344 00:18:40,285 00:18:41,703 [sobs] I killed Pogo. [sobs] I killed Pogo.
345 00:18:42,287 00:18:43,997 I almost killed Allison. I almost killed Allison.
346 00:18:44,081 00:18:45,332 [gasping breaths] [gasping breaths]
347 00:18:46,375 00:18:47,751 I destroyed the world. I destroyed the world.
348 00:18:50,587 00:18:52,172 I'm a monster. [sniffles] I'm a monster. [sniffles]
349 00:18:57,511 00:19:00,597 Dad treated you like a bomb before you ever were one. Dad treated you like a bomb before you ever were one.
350 00:19:02,224 00:19:06,520 He was... so scared of your power, he never let you use it. He was... so scared of your power, he never let you use it.
351 00:19:07,271 00:19:09,857 Drugged you up, kept you numb for years. Drugged you up, kept you numb for years.
352 00:19:12,192 00:19:15,070 -That's messed up, Vanya. -[soft energy pulse] -That's messed up, Vanya. -[soft energy pulse]
353 00:19:16,655 00:19:18,407 No wonder you couldn't control it. No wonder you couldn't control it.
354 00:19:20,742 00:19:22,578 Dad couldn't handle your anger. Dad couldn't handle your anger.
355 00:19:23,495 00:19:25,122 That doesn't mean you can't. That doesn't mean you can't.
356 00:19:25,455 00:19:31,128 And maybe you have a right to be pissed off and sad and messed up, but... And maybe you have a right to be pissed off and sad and messed up, but...
357 00:19:32,838 00:19:36,175 [sighs] ...it's a shitty world full of shitty people sometimes. [sighs] ...it's a shitty world full of shitty people sometimes.
358 00:19:40,304 00:19:41,555 You aren't a monster. You aren't a monster.
359 00:19:42,681 00:19:43,891 You're my sister. You're my sister.
360 00:19:44,433 00:19:47,102 And right now, our siblings are risking everything out there And right now, our siblings are risking everything out there
361 00:19:47,186 00:19:48,270 trying to save you. trying to save you.
362 00:19:51,732 00:19:54,193 You aren't alone at the table anymore, Vanya. You aren't alone at the table anymore, Vanya.
363 00:19:56,486 00:19:57,779 You can do this. You can do this.
364 00:20:03,493 00:20:06,622 -[gentle whooshing] -[soft ethereal tinkling] -[gentle whooshing] -[soft ethereal tinkling]
365 00:20:11,293 00:20:13,795 Ben, what's happening to you? Ben, what's happening to you?
366 00:20:14,338 00:20:16,465 [soft, melancholy piano melody] [soft, melancholy piano melody]
367 00:20:16,548 00:20:18,425 I can't go back with you. I can't go back with you.
368 00:20:18,926 00:20:20,010 What do you mean? What do you mean?
369 00:20:22,304 00:20:25,140 -I'm hurting you, aren't I? -It's not your fault. -I'm hurting you, aren't I? -It's not your fault.
370 00:20:25,807 00:20:28,518 I've been holding on as long as I can in here, but... I've been holding on as long as I can in here, but...
371 00:20:28,602 00:20:30,312 [ethereal tinkling continues] [ethereal tinkling continues]
372 00:20:30,687 00:20:32,940 -You shouldn't have come for me. -Vanya... -You shouldn't have come for me. -Vanya...
373 00:20:33,273 00:20:35,525 I died 17 years ago. I died 17 years ago.
374 00:20:37,778 00:20:38,987 All the rest of this... All the rest of this...
375 00:20:40,072 00:20:41,365 these years with Klaus... these years with Klaus...
376 00:20:44,952 00:20:46,328 it's all been gravy. it's all been gravy.
377 00:20:49,122 00:20:51,124 At least this time I get to say goodbye. At least this time I get to say goodbye.
378 00:20:56,797 00:20:59,299 -Can I ask you a weird favor? -Anything. -Can I ask you a weird favor? -Anything.
379 00:21:01,051 00:21:02,552 Can you hug me as I go? Can you hug me as I go?
380 00:21:03,220 00:21:04,721 It's been a long time since-- It's been a long time since--
381 00:21:04,805 00:21:06,974 [instrumental music swelling] [instrumental music swelling]
382 00:21:16,191 00:21:17,859 Tell Klaus something for me, will you? Tell Klaus something for me, will you?
383 00:21:26,493 00:21:28,036 [whispers inaudibly] [whispers inaudibly]
384 00:21:41,008 00:21:42,342 [inhales deeply] [inhales deeply]
385 00:21:54,187 00:21:56,189 [Sissy] Get out of the car. [Sissy] Get out of the car.
386 00:22:01,111 00:22:02,738 Whatcha gonna do, Sissy? Whatcha gonna do, Sissy?
387 00:22:03,280 00:22:04,364 You gonna shoot me? You gonna shoot me?
388 00:22:04,865 00:22:08,493 I don't wanna hurt you, but you need to give me back my boy. I don't wanna hurt you, but you need to give me back my boy.
389 00:22:08,910 00:22:12,289 [Carl] Well, he's our boy. Maybe you and Vanya have forgotten that. [Carl] Well, he's our boy. Maybe you and Vanya have forgotten that.
390 00:22:12,372 00:22:15,083 -Vanya's got nothin' to do with this. -[Carl] Oh, really? -Vanya's got nothin' to do with this. -[Carl] Oh, really?
391 00:22:15,167 00:22:18,253 Well, we were just fine till that Russian she-devil showed up. Well, we were just fine till that Russian she-devil showed up.
392 00:22:18,337 00:22:20,464 We weren't "fine," Carl. We weren't "fine," Carl.
393 00:22:21,214 00:22:22,132 Jesus. Jesus.
394 00:22:22,215 00:22:25,427 Sayin' a lie over and over doesn't make it true. Sayin' a lie over and over doesn't make it true.
395 00:22:25,927 00:22:28,305 [scoffs] What? You love her? [scoffs] What? You love her?
396 00:22:29,181 00:22:30,057 Is that it? Is that it?
397 00:22:30,849 00:22:32,559 Some girl from nowhere? Some girl from nowhere?
398 00:22:33,268 00:22:36,355 Probably a Communist, who you hit with your car. Probably a Communist, who you hit with your car.
399 00:22:36,438 00:22:38,690 [panting softly] [panting softly]
400 00:22:39,775 00:22:40,817 Yeah, Carl. Yeah, Carl.
401 00:22:43,904 00:22:45,030 I love her. I love her.
402 00:22:47,032 00:22:48,575 So you should just let me go. So you should just let me go.
403 00:22:49,701 00:22:51,370 I did right by you! I did right by you!
404 00:22:53,288 00:22:54,414 I worked hard. I worked hard.
405 00:22:55,332 00:22:56,375 I was faithful. I was faithful.
406 00:22:57,250 00:22:58,877 I never blamed you for the boy. I never blamed you for the boy.
407 00:23:01,588 00:23:02,631 I stayed! I stayed!
408 00:23:03,632 00:23:05,717 You don't get to ask for more than that. You don't get to ask for more than that.
409 00:23:08,970 00:23:10,347 I'm askin', Carl. I'm askin', Carl.
410 00:23:12,808 00:23:14,017 Just not from you. Just not from you.
411 00:23:15,394 00:23:16,478 [scoffs softly] [scoffs softly]
412 00:23:17,562 00:23:18,647 [car door opens] [car door opens]
413 00:23:20,357 00:23:22,317 Harlan, baby, you get in the house now, you hear? Harlan, baby, you get in the house now, you hear?
414 00:23:23,026 00:23:24,236 Boy, you come here. Boy, you come here.
415 00:23:26,113 00:23:28,698 Better he sees who his mama really is. Better he sees who his mama really is.
416 00:23:29,157 00:23:32,577 -How she wants to break up the family. -You leave him be. This is between us. -How she wants to break up the family. -You leave him be. This is between us.
417 00:23:36,123 00:23:36,998 Harlan... Harlan...
418 00:23:37,290 00:23:39,334 Harlan, it's okay, baby. It's okay-- Harlan, it's okay, baby. It's okay--
419 00:23:39,418 00:23:40,669 No! [echoes] No! [echoes]
420 00:23:41,628 00:23:43,046 [shot echoing] [shot echoing]
421 00:23:48,260 00:23:49,886 [low resonating warble] [low resonating warble]
422 00:23:50,762 00:23:52,305 [impact echoing] [impact echoing]
423 00:23:57,936 00:23:59,271 You okay? [panting] You okay? [panting]
424 00:24:05,026 00:24:06,361 [Sissy gasps] Oh! [Sissy gasps] Oh!
425 00:24:06,445 00:24:08,864 [panting heavily] [panting heavily]
426 00:24:10,824 00:24:11,992 [softly] Oh, Harlan. [softly] Oh, Harlan.
427 00:24:13,493 00:24:14,828 [alarm blaring] [alarm blaring]
428 00:24:14,911 00:24:15,912 [man] Oh, shit. [man] Oh, shit.
429 00:24:17,706 00:24:20,250 [turning dials] [turning dials]
430 00:24:20,333 00:24:23,462 [Handler] "...take this institution to the heights it reached--" [Handler] "...take this institution to the heights it reached--"
431 00:24:23,545 00:24:25,464 My parents didn't die in a robbery. My parents didn't die in a robbery.
432 00:24:28,133 00:24:29,718 They were executed. They were executed.
433 00:24:30,010 00:24:32,053 Kill order 743. Kill order 743.
434 00:24:34,347 00:24:35,640 And I know who did it. And I know who did it.
435 00:24:54,326 00:24:55,911 Five killed my family. Five killed my family.
436 00:24:55,994 00:24:57,746 -[woman] No, don't kill us! -[man] No! -[woman] No, don't kill us! -[man] No!
437 00:24:57,829 00:24:59,039 [casing clatters] [casing clatters]
438 00:24:59,456 00:25:00,707 -[silenced gunshot] -[body thuds] -[silenced gunshot] -[body thuds]
439 00:25:00,790 00:25:02,918 And AJ Carmichael gave the order. And AJ Carmichael gave the order.
440 00:25:05,003 00:25:06,087 [Handler sighs] [Handler sighs]
441 00:25:11,176 00:25:13,178 [voice trembles] It was him who made me an orphan. [voice trembles] It was him who made me an orphan.
442 00:25:14,346 00:25:15,388 Darling. Darling.
443 00:25:18,099 00:25:19,142 Little one... Little one...
444 00:25:19,976 00:25:22,103 your family is right here. your family is right here.
445 00:25:24,397 00:25:25,524 [whispers] Yeah. [whispers] Yeah.
446 00:25:26,900 00:25:28,318 -[Handler sighs] -[Lila sniffles] -[Handler sighs] -[Lila sniffles]
447 00:25:28,985 00:25:29,986 [Handler] I wonder... [Handler] I wonder...
448 00:25:32,239 00:25:36,326 if that's what Diego was sneaking around here looking for. if that's what Diego was sneaking around here looking for.
449 00:25:39,329 00:25:41,915 Trying to bury the evidence so you'd never find out. Trying to bury the evidence so you'd never find out.
450 00:25:43,250 00:25:44,167 [sniffles] [sniffles]
451 00:25:44,626 00:25:46,378 What... What're you talking about? What... What're you talking about?
452 00:25:47,087 00:25:48,672 Diego doesn't know what Five did. Diego doesn't know what Five did.
453 00:25:48,755 00:25:53,218 Darling, I'm gonna need you to be a titch more clever about this. Darling, I'm gonna need you to be a titch more clever about this.
454 00:25:53,885 00:25:57,806 That clown school that Five calls "Umbrella Academy," That clown school that Five calls "Umbrella Academy,"
455 00:25:57,889 00:26:00,433 it may be full of assholes, but it's not full of fools. it may be full of assholes, but it's not full of fools.
456 00:26:02,018 00:26:05,021 They're family. What one knows, they all know. They're family. What one knows, they all know.
457 00:26:05,105 00:26:08,441 No, no, no, no. I... I was playing Diego, he wasn't playing me. No, no, no, no. I... I was playing Diego, he wasn't playing me.
458 00:26:08,525 00:26:12,028 Is that why you're crying in my office while he's out roaming free, Is that why you're crying in my office while he's out roaming free,
459 00:26:12,112 00:26:13,363 laughing at you? laughing at you?
460 00:26:14,864 00:26:15,949 [scoffs softly] [scoffs softly]
461 00:26:20,120 00:26:22,497 I didn't think he was smart enough to pull this off. I didn't think he was smart enough to pull this off.
462 00:26:22,581 00:26:23,915 He isn't... He isn't...
463 00:26:24,791 00:26:25,959 but Five is. but Five is.
464 00:26:28,336 00:26:30,922 And Diego listens to him and trusts him. And Diego listens to him and trusts him.
465 00:26:33,633 00:26:34,634 Five... Five...
466 00:26:35,719 00:26:39,681 has been playing puppet master all this time. has been playing puppet master all this time.
467 00:26:41,641 00:26:44,436 I'd say it's time that we solved this problem... I'd say it's time that we solved this problem...
468 00:26:47,689 00:26:48,857 once and for all. once and for all.
469 00:26:59,909 00:27:00,952 [soft kiss] [soft kiss]
470 00:27:02,495 00:27:03,455 [door opens] [door opens]
471 00:27:08,168 00:27:11,129 Did you enjoy the show, you little flotsam? Did you enjoy the show, you little flotsam?
472 00:27:14,966 00:27:18,386 I don't know how you did it, but I know your work. I don't know how you did it, but I know your work.
473 00:27:18,470 00:27:22,307 I'm sure you think you're very clever. I'm sure you think you're very clever.
474 00:27:23,516 00:27:25,393 [soft flapping] [soft flapping]
475 00:27:29,272 00:27:32,734 The thing about fish, AJ, The thing about fish, AJ,
476 00:27:34,444 00:27:37,405 is they're no match is they're no match
477 00:27:37,489 00:27:40,033 for a shark. for a shark.
478 00:27:45,246 00:27:46,289 [gulps] [gulps]
479 00:27:47,582 00:27:48,541 [coughs] [coughs]
480 00:27:49,250 00:27:50,168 [clears throat] [clears throat]
481 00:27:53,963 00:27:55,131 [both panting] [both panting]
482 00:27:55,215 00:27:56,132 Getting tired yet? Getting tired yet?
483 00:27:56,216 00:27:57,509 I can do this all day. I can do this all day.
484 00:27:57,592 00:28:00,553 -Guys, this has to stop. -[both Fives] Eat shit, Ape Man. -Guys, this has to stop. -[both Fives] Eat shit, Ape Man.
485 00:28:00,637 00:28:01,513 [grunts] [grunts]
486 00:28:02,639 00:28:03,556 [Luther shouts] [Luther shouts]
487 00:28:06,309 00:28:07,394 Hey! Assholes! Hey! Assholes!
488 00:28:07,769 00:28:11,064 I'm done listening to you both. I'm in charge now. I'm done listening to you both. I'm in charge now.
489 00:28:12,482 00:28:14,859 -Now, Luther! Shoot him! -No! Luther, shoot him! -Now, Luther! Shoot him! -No! Luther, shoot him!
490 00:28:15,694 00:28:17,570 -Shoot him! -No, Luther, shoot him. -Shoot him! -No, Luther, shoot him.
491 00:28:17,654 00:28:18,863 [adult Five] Luther, shoot him! [adult Five] Luther, shoot him!
492 00:28:19,239 00:28:20,532 Luther, shoot him. Luther, shoot him.
493 00:28:20,615 00:28:21,825 [adult Five] Now, Luther! [adult Five] Now, Luther!
494 00:28:25,370 00:28:26,996 [panting] [panting]
495 00:28:28,164 00:28:29,958 -Luther... -I'm sorry, buddy. -Luther... -I'm sorry, buddy.
496 00:28:38,049 00:28:39,008 [adult Five grunts] [adult Five grunts]
497 00:28:39,092 00:28:41,219 -[body thuds] -Now! Open the portal! -[body thuds] -Now! Open the portal!
498 00:28:42,929 00:28:43,888 Right. Right.
499 00:28:46,433 00:28:47,600 [energy churning] [energy churning]
500 00:28:51,187 00:28:53,148 -[portal crackling] -[panting heavily] -[portal crackling] -[panting heavily]
501 00:28:53,231 00:28:54,190 [sighs softly] [sighs softly]
502 00:28:54,274 00:28:56,067 [soft sizzling] [soft sizzling]
503 00:29:11,082 00:29:12,834 [panting softly] [panting softly]
504 00:29:12,917 00:29:14,586 -Are you okay? -[Allison] Vanya. -Are you okay? -[Allison] Vanya.
505 00:29:14,669 00:29:17,338 [Klaus whimpers] Physically or emotionally? [Klaus whimpers] Physically or emotionally?
506 00:29:18,923 00:29:20,008 You're alive. You're alive.
507 00:29:20,675 00:29:22,510 -[Allison chuckles] -[Klaus and Diego sigh] -[Allison chuckles] -[Klaus and Diego sigh]
508 00:29:23,136 00:29:26,723 -Did we save the world or what? -[Allison] I think so. -Did we save the world or what? -[Allison] I think so.
509 00:29:26,806 00:29:28,224 Building's still here. Building's still here.
510 00:29:28,725 00:29:30,643 -[Allison sighs] -[watch ticking] -[Allison sighs] -[watch ticking]
511 00:29:30,727 00:29:32,187 Kennedy's a few minutes away. Kennedy's a few minutes away.
512 00:29:32,729 00:29:35,356 -I can't still save him. -[Allison] No, Diego, wait! -I can't still save him. -[Allison] No, Diego, wait!
513 00:29:38,568 00:29:40,278 [man on radio] President Kennedy arrives... [man on radio] President Kennedy arrives...
514 00:29:40,361 00:29:41,362 [continues indistinctly] [continues indistinctly]
515 00:29:41,446 00:29:43,990 [Diego] I still time to stop Dad before Kennedy makes his final turn. [Diego] I still time to stop Dad before Kennedy makes his final turn.
516 00:29:44,324 00:29:45,867 No, no, where are you going? No, no, where are you going?
517 00:29:45,950 00:29:48,411 Look, I saw the explosion. Look, I saw the explosion.
518 00:29:48,495 00:29:49,788 I saw the tapes, Allison. I saw the tapes, Allison.
519 00:29:50,163 00:29:51,831 The explosion causes doomsday. The explosion causes doomsday.
520 00:29:52,874 00:29:54,542 You're safe now. [inhales sharply] You're safe now. [inhales sharply]
521 00:29:54,626 00:29:56,711 -He doesn't have to die. -No, no, Diego-- -He doesn't have to die. -No, no, Diego--
522 00:29:57,545 00:29:59,714 [man on radio] ...are Governor and Mrs. Connally. [man on radio] ...are Governor and Mrs. Connally.
523 00:29:59,798 00:30:01,591 They have stayed in the limousine. They have stayed in the limousine.
524 00:30:01,674 00:30:03,384 But the president, the First Lady, But the president, the First Lady,
525 00:30:03,468 00:30:05,512 the vice president, and Mrs. Lyndon Johnson the vice president, and Mrs. Lyndon Johnson
526 00:30:05,595 00:30:08,097 are all walking along the edge of this fence, are all walking along the edge of this fence,
527 00:30:08,181 00:30:10,475 shaking hands with the crowd. shaking hands with the crowd.
528 00:30:10,558 00:30:13,394 And they are being greeted by placards And they are being greeted by placards
529 00:30:13,478 00:30:17,524 of varying emotional and, uh, political feeling... of varying emotional and, uh, political feeling...
530 00:30:17,607 00:30:21,528 -[broadcast continues indistinctly] -[suspenseful instrumental music playing] -[broadcast continues indistinctly] -[suspenseful instrumental music playing]
531 00:30:22,779 00:30:24,739 -[panting] -[portal surging] -[panting] -[portal surging]
532 00:30:24,823 00:30:27,283 [energy crackling] [energy crackling]
533 00:30:32,956 00:30:35,291 [grunts, crying out] [grunts, crying out]
534 00:30:35,375 00:30:37,877 [muted crackling, sizzling] [muted crackling, sizzling]
535 00:30:40,880 00:30:43,633 [crackling continues] [crackling continues]
536 00:30:49,764 00:30:50,807 Don't even think about it. Don't even think about it.
537 00:30:50,890 00:30:53,560 -Into the vortex you go, asshole. -[adult Five] Fine! -Into the vortex you go, asshole. -[adult Five] Fine!
538 00:30:54,060 00:30:55,186 But give me the math. But give me the math.
539 00:30:56,396 00:30:59,065 So I don't end up looking like Tiger Beat over here. So I don't end up looking like Tiger Beat over here.
540 00:31:00,233 00:31:02,777 You stand next to the vortex and I'll tell ya. You stand next to the vortex and I'll tell ya.
541 00:31:05,363 00:31:06,322 Go! Go!
542 00:31:08,700 00:31:11,077 -Closer! -This is close enough! -Closer! -This is close enough!
543 00:31:11,828 00:31:12,871 Now give it to me! Now give it to me!
544 00:31:16,291 00:31:17,709 It was a typo. It was a typo.
545 00:31:18,251 00:31:19,085 Typo? Typo?
546 00:31:19,168 00:31:21,212 We put the decimal in the wrong spot We put the decimal in the wrong spot
547 00:31:21,296 00:31:24,382 in our proof of the existence of a bound for the number of limit cycles in our proof of the existence of a bound for the number of limit cycles
548 00:31:24,465 00:31:27,552 of planar polynomial vector fields of fixed degree. of planar polynomial vector fields of fixed degree.
549 00:31:27,635 00:31:31,014 We wrote down five-point-seven. It should be... We wrote down five-point-seven. It should be...
550 00:31:31,097 00:31:33,057 [both] ...zero-point-five-seven. [both] ...zero-point-five-seven.
551 00:31:33,141 00:31:34,225 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
552 00:31:35,226 00:31:36,895 I knew that didn't look right. I knew that didn't look right.
553 00:31:38,730 00:31:39,606 All right... All right...
554 00:31:40,940 00:31:42,025 I guess this is it. I guess this is it.
555 00:31:42,108 00:31:43,192 This is it. This is it.
556 00:31:43,610 00:31:44,527 Go. Go.
557 00:31:49,824 00:31:51,659 -No! -[adult Five grunting] -No! -[adult Five grunting]
558 00:31:52,702 00:31:53,828 [grunts continue] [grunts continue]
559 00:31:55,288 00:31:56,122 Five! Five!
560 00:31:57,582 00:31:58,750 It's shrinking! It's shrinking!
561 00:32:05,256 00:32:06,758 [adult Five shouts] [adult Five shouts]
562 00:32:08,051 00:32:09,260 [man on radio] The crowd yells. [man on radio] The crowd yells.
563 00:32:09,344 00:32:11,763 And there's the president of the United States. And there's the president of the United States.
564 00:32:11,846 00:32:13,139 [crowd cheering over broadcast] [crowd cheering over broadcast]
565 00:32:13,222 00:32:15,516 -We did it! -[electricity crackling] -We did it! -[electricity crackling]
566 00:32:15,600 00:32:17,852 [man on radio] I can see his suntan all the way from here. [man on radio] I can see his suntan all the way from here.
567 00:32:17,936 00:32:19,562 [Five] The briefcase, you idiot. [Five] The briefcase, you idiot.
568 00:32:19,854 00:32:20,939 -What? -[Five sighs] -What? -[Five sighs]
569 00:32:21,022 00:32:23,483 -[sizzling] -[Five groans, sputtering] -[sizzling] -[Five groans, sputtering]
570 00:32:25,401 00:32:26,819 Hey, you know what? Hey, you know what?
571 00:32:27,195 00:32:28,529 A thank-you for preserving A thank-you for preserving
572 00:32:28,613 00:32:30,657 -your existence would be nice. -[Five] "A thank-you." -your existence would be nice. -[Five] "A thank-you."
573 00:32:30,740 00:32:33,952 [man on radio] And here they come. The presidential car is moving out... [man on radio] And here they come. The presidential car is moving out...
574 00:32:34,035 00:32:37,038 -Luther! Luther! Here he comes! -[broadcast continues indistinctly] -Luther! Luther! Here he comes! -[broadcast continues indistinctly]
575 00:32:37,121 00:32:39,457 [pedestrians cheering nearby] [pedestrians cheering nearby]
576 00:32:42,835 00:32:44,253 [Allison] Kennedy's turning. [Allison] Kennedy's turning.
577 00:32:45,922 00:32:47,256 Look, there's Dad. Look, there's Dad.
578 00:32:48,049 00:32:49,133 What do we do? What do we do?
579 00:32:49,509 00:32:50,760 -[Five] Uh-oh. -Yeah. -[Five] Uh-oh. -Yeah.
580 00:32:52,095 00:32:53,763 -[Five] Agh. -Oh, shit. -[Five] Agh. -Oh, shit.
581 00:32:53,846 00:32:54,806 Diego. Diego.
582 00:32:54,889 00:32:57,767 -[panting] -[dramatic instrumental music playing] -[panting] -[dramatic instrumental music playing]
583 00:32:59,268 00:33:02,730 -[Allison] It's happening again. -[Klaus] Oh, Jackie. -[Allison] It's happening again. -[Klaus] Oh, Jackie.
584 00:33:04,399 00:33:05,692 [panting] [panting]
585 00:33:12,615 00:33:14,492 -[heavy grunt] -[man gasps] -[heavy grunt] -[man gasps]
586 00:33:17,161 00:33:17,996 [chuckles] [chuckles]
587 00:33:18,079 00:33:19,580 [gunshots ring out] [gunshots ring out]
588 00:33:19,664 00:33:20,498 [Diego] No! [Diego] No!
589 00:33:20,581 00:33:23,918 -[people screaming] -[police sirens wailing] -[people screaming] -[police sirens wailing]
590 00:33:27,588 00:33:29,799 [man over radio] KLIF bulletin, from Dallas, [man over radio] KLIF bulletin, from Dallas,
591 00:33:29,882 00:33:32,427 three shots reportedly were fired at the motorcade three shots reportedly were fired at the motorcade
592 00:33:32,510 00:33:33,970 of President Kennedy today, of President Kennedy today,
593 00:33:34,053 00:33:35,722 near the downtown section. near the downtown section.
594 00:33:35,805 00:33:39,100 KLIF News is checking out the report. We will have further-- [broadcast stops] KLIF News is checking out the report. We will have further-- [broadcast stops]
595 00:33:39,392 00:33:40,518 Where the hell is he? Where the hell is he?
596 00:33:40,601 00:33:43,146 [somber instrumental music playing] [somber instrumental music playing]
597 00:34:00,163 00:34:03,708 This is a sad time for all people. This is a sad time for all people.
598 00:34:04,959 00:34:07,086 -We have suffered a loss... -[lighter flicks] -We have suffered a loss... -[lighter flicks]
599 00:34:07,170 00:34:10,298 ...that cannot be weighed... [continues indistinctly] ...that cannot be weighed... [continues indistinctly]
600 00:34:10,381 00:34:13,301 -Someone even notified him. Oh. -[low chatter] -Someone even notified him. Oh. -[low chatter]
601 00:34:13,384 00:34:15,094 -Congratulations. -[man] And to you. -Congratulations. -[man] And to you.
602 00:34:15,178 00:34:16,471 [elevator dings] [elevator dings]
603 00:34:18,389 00:34:23,686 [Johnson on TV] I know that the world shares the sorrow that Mrs. Kennedy... [Johnson on TV] I know that the world shares the sorrow that Mrs. Kennedy...
604 00:34:23,770 00:34:25,146 [man 1] Ah, you made it. [man 1] Ah, you made it.
605 00:34:25,730 00:34:27,899 -Were you followed? -Of course not. -Were you followed? -Of course not.
606 00:34:28,524 00:34:29,984 I used the decoy. I used the decoy.
607 00:34:30,068 00:34:31,027 Excellent. Excellent.
608 00:34:32,612 00:34:35,364 -Champagne? -[Reginald] There's nothing to celebrate. -Champagne? -[Reginald] There's nothing to celebrate.
609 00:34:36,783 00:34:38,910 Well, clearly, you haven't heard the news. Well, clearly, you haven't heard the news.
610 00:34:38,993 00:34:40,870 Our little Kennedy problem is solved. Our little Kennedy problem is solved.
611 00:34:40,953 00:34:44,207 He was not to be touched! That was the deal. He was not to be touched! That was the deal.
612 00:34:45,166 00:34:48,294 Well, he had to go, one way or the other. Well, he had to go, one way or the other.
613 00:34:49,420 00:34:50,838 Pissed off too many people. Pissed off too many people.
614 00:34:51,214 00:34:53,591 [voice trembles] You lied to me. [voice trembles] You lied to me.
615 00:34:57,345 00:34:58,763 We all got what we wanted. We all got what we wanted.
616 00:34:59,347 00:35:01,516 The rocket technology you supplied us with The rocket technology you supplied us with
617 00:35:01,599 00:35:03,935 will enable us to beat the Russians to the moon. will enable us to beat the Russians to the moon.
618 00:35:04,018 00:35:06,729 And in turn, when we do arrive, And in turn, when we do arrive,
619 00:35:07,522 00:35:09,023 five or six years from now, five or six years from now,
620 00:35:09,732 00:35:12,568 your interests on the dark side of the moon your interests on the dark side of the moon
621 00:35:13,277 00:35:14,654 won't be affected. won't be affected.
622 00:35:15,488 00:35:16,781 Worthy of celebration... Worthy of celebration...
623 00:35:17,824 00:35:18,783 don't you think? don't you think?
624 00:35:19,534 00:35:22,036 You will never contact me again. You will never contact me again.
625 00:35:27,291 00:35:29,293 Good night, gentlemen. Good night, gentlemen.
626 00:35:32,338 00:35:34,549 Don't be too sure of that, Reg. Don't be too sure of that, Reg.
627 00:35:35,633 00:35:38,553 You're gonna keep giving us that fancy technology of yours. You're gonna keep giving us that fancy technology of yours.
628 00:35:38,761 00:35:40,346 And why would I do that? And why would I do that?
629 00:35:40,972 00:35:42,265 Because if you don't, Because if you don't,
630 00:35:43,599 00:35:46,894 we'll tell the world who you really are. we'll tell the world who you really are.
631 00:35:48,020 00:35:51,399 [soft, suspenseful instrumental music playing] [soft, suspenseful instrumental music playing]
632 00:35:57,155 00:35:59,740 Uh-oh. Someone's ready for a fight. Uh-oh. Someone's ready for a fight.
633 00:36:00,241 00:36:01,868 [men chuckling] [men chuckling]
634 00:36:05,454 00:36:07,165 [skin squishing] [skin squishing]
635 00:36:07,248 00:36:08,708 [man 2 whispers] What's he doing? [man 2 whispers] What's he doing?
636 00:36:10,543 00:36:12,753 [eerie instrumentals continue] [eerie instrumentals continue]
637 00:36:18,259 00:36:19,719 [low murmurs] [low murmurs]
638 00:36:29,061 00:36:30,354 -[impact thud] -[man 1 screaming] -[impact thud] -[man 1 screaming]
639 00:36:30,438 00:36:32,315 -[flesh tears] -[screams stop, body thuds] -[flesh tears] -[screams stop, body thuds]
640 00:36:32,398 00:36:34,192 -[glass shatters] -[man 2] Oh, my God! -[glass shatters] -[man 2] Oh, my God!
641 00:36:34,275 00:36:38,237 -[overlapping screams, grunts] -[impact thuds continue] -[overlapping screams, grunts] -[impact thuds continue]
642 00:36:38,738 00:36:40,698 -[flesh tearing] -[silence] -[flesh tearing] -[silence]
643 00:36:40,781 00:36:44,243 [Handler] "This is the start of something bigger than yourselves, [Handler] "This is the start of something bigger than yourselves,
644 00:36:44,577 00:36:47,622 -and I will be the ne--" -[phone rings] -and I will be the ne--" -[phone rings]
645 00:36:49,207 00:36:51,918 -Now is not a good time. -[inaudible chatter over phone] -Now is not a good time. -[inaudible chatter over phone]
646 00:36:52,001 00:36:53,544 -What? -[alarm blaring] -What? -[alarm blaring]
647 00:36:54,253 00:36:56,047 [heels clicking rapidly] [heels clicking rapidly]
648 00:36:56,672 00:36:57,590 [man gasps] [man gasps]
649 00:36:57,673 00:36:59,759 -Well? -I've never seen anything like this. -Well? -I've never seen anything like this.
650 00:37:00,384 00:37:01,969 The anomaly is off the charts.  The anomaly is off the charts. 
651 00:37:11,729 00:37:14,523 [chuckles softly] Have you shown this to anyone else? [chuckles softly] Have you shown this to anyone else?
652 00:37:15,483 00:37:17,193 -N-No, only you. -Mmm. -N-No, only you. -Mmm.
653 00:37:19,695 00:37:22,657 [Gerard Way's "Here Comes the End" plays] [Gerard Way's "Here Comes the End" plays]
654 00:37:22,740 00:37:24,325 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪
655 00:37:24,909 00:37:25,826 Oop. Oop.
656 00:37:26,327 00:37:28,037 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪
657 00:37:30,081 00:37:31,707 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪
658 00:37:33,668 00:37:34,961 ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh ooh ♪
659 00:37:35,044 00:37:37,255 ♪ They took a photograph... ♪ ♪ They took a photograph... ♪
660 00:37:37,338 00:37:39,757 Recall all personnel from the field. Recall all personnel from the field.
661 00:37:41,050 00:37:42,593 We're going to war. We're going to war.
662 00:37:42,677 00:37:45,263 ♪ You're never gonna find What you're lookin' for ♪ ♪ You're never gonna find What you're lookin' for ♪
663 00:37:45,346 00:37:48,683 ♪ And you're never gonna run From the thing you did ♪ ♪ And you're never gonna run From the thing you did ♪
664 00:37:48,766 00:37:50,226 ♪ Is it true? ♪ ♪ Is it true? ♪
665 00:37:51,519 00:37:53,729 ♪ Here is me lookin' at you ♪ ♪ Here is me lookin' at you ♪
666 00:37:55,648 00:37:59,902 -[high-pitched tone resonating] -♪ I've got a broken mask ♪ -[high-pitched tone resonating] -♪ I've got a broken mask ♪
667 00:38:00,653 00:38:03,114 ♪ A light I'll never need ♪ ♪ A light I'll never need ♪
668 00:38:03,948 00:38:07,243 ♪ My finger on the button If you gotta ask ♪ ♪ My finger on the button If you gotta ask ♪
669 00:38:07,326 00:38:10,913 ♪ 'Cause we got a love that's bigger than World War III ♪ ♪ 'Cause we got a love that's bigger than World War III ♪
670 00:38:10,997 00:38:12,456 ♪ Is it true? ♪ ♪ Is it true? ♪
671 00:38:13,582 00:38:16,085 ♪ Here is me lookin' at you ♪ ♪ Here is me lookin' at you ♪
672 00:38:19,171 00:38:21,090 ♪ The clock is movin' ♪ ♪ The clock is movin' ♪
673 00:38:22,425 00:38:24,093 ♪ Hands to midnight ♪ ♪ Hands to midnight ♪
674 00:38:26,178 00:38:28,597 ♪ Can we get through this? ♪ ♪ Can we get through this? ♪
675 00:38:29,348 00:38:32,601 ♪ While the walls come down We all pretend ♪ ♪ While the walls come down We all pretend ♪
676 00:38:32,685 00:38:34,103 ♪ Here comes the end ♪ ♪ Here comes the end ♪
677 00:38:34,186 00:38:35,604 ♪ What will we do then? ♪ ♪ What will we do then? ♪
678 00:38:37,231 00:38:39,108 ♪ After midnight ♪ ♪ After midnight ♪
679 00:38:40,943 00:38:43,321 ♪ Can we get through this? ♪ ♪ Can we get through this? ♪
680 00:38:44,196 00:38:46,115 ♪ Will we all fall down? ♪ ♪ Will we all fall down? ♪
681 00:38:46,198 00:38:48,534 ♪ Well, that depends Here comes the end ♪ ♪ Well, that depends Here comes the end ♪
682 00:38:48,617 00:38:51,120 ♪ Now can you feel, can you feel it? ♪ ♪ Now can you feel, can you feel it? ♪
683 00:38:51,203 00:38:52,121 ♪ Here comes the end ♪ ♪ Here comes the end ♪
684 00:38:52,204 00:38:54,665 ♪ Now can you feel, can you feel it? ♪ ♪ Now can you feel, can you feel it? ♪
685 00:38:54,749 00:38:57,418 ♪ Well now, everybody get through this ♪ ♪ Well now, everybody get through this ♪
686 00:38:57,501 00:38:59,670 ♪ Yeah-hey-hey! ♪ ♪ Yeah-hey-hey! ♪
686 00:38:57,501 00:38:59,670 ♪ Yeah-hey-hey! ♪ ♪ Yeah-hey-hey! ♪