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1 00:00:10,468 00:00:13,471 -[wheels rattling] -[quick footsteps] -[wheels rattling] -[quick footsteps]
2 00:00:15,807 00:00:17,600 [soft hooting] [soft hooting]
3 00:00:18,852 00:00:21,771 -[doors bump open, shut] -[soft snuffling] -[doors bump open, shut] -[soft snuffling]
4 00:00:25,025 00:00:27,027 [low hooting] [low hooting]
5 00:00:39,497 00:00:40,832 It's okay, little fella. It's okay, little fella.
6 00:00:41,166 00:00:42,792 No one's gonna hurt ya. No one's gonna hurt ya.
7 00:00:43,168 00:00:44,794 [soft chittering] [soft chittering]
8 00:00:50,884 00:00:53,511 [Peter Schilling's "Major Tom (Coming Home)" plays] [Peter Schilling's "Major Tom (Coming Home)" plays]
9 00:00:54,679 00:00:56,681 [video camera whirring] [video camera whirring]
10 00:00:57,849 00:01:00,143 [chimp hooting softly] [chimp hooting softly]
11 00:01:00,769 00:01:02,270 -[stopwatch clicks] -[bell dings] -[stopwatch clicks] -[bell dings]
12 00:01:02,353 00:01:03,354 [whines softly] [whines softly]
13 00:01:05,398 00:01:06,524 [soft chittering] [soft chittering]
14 00:01:09,235 00:01:11,780 -[camera continues whirring] -[soft grunts] -[camera continues whirring] -[soft grunts]
15 00:01:16,826 00:01:19,621 ♪ Standing there alone The ship is waiting ♪ ♪ Standing there alone The ship is waiting ♪
16 00:01:19,704 00:01:21,581 -[grunts, squeaks] -♪ All systems are go ♪ -[grunts, squeaks] -♪ All systems are go ♪
17 00:01:21,664 00:01:23,041 -[clicks] -♪ Are you sure? ♪ -[clicks] -♪ Are you sure? ♪
18 00:01:23,124 00:01:24,834 -♪ Control is not convinced ♪ -[chimp hoots] -♪ Control is not convinced ♪ -[chimp hoots]
19 00:01:24,918 00:01:27,587 ♪ But their computer has the evidence ♪ ♪ But their computer has the evidence ♪
20 00:01:27,670 00:01:30,215 -[excited hooting] -♪ No need to abort ♪ -[excited hooting] -♪ No need to abort ♪
21 00:01:31,132 00:01:33,593 ♪ The countdown starts ♪ ♪ The countdown starts ♪
22 00:01:34,969 00:01:37,889 ♪ Watching in a trance The crew is certain ♪ ♪ Watching in a trance The crew is certain ♪
23 00:01:37,972 00:01:40,892 ♪ Nothing left to chance All is working ♪ ♪ Nothing left to chance All is working ♪
24 00:01:40,975 00:01:44,062 ♪ Trying to relax Up in the capsule... ♪ ♪ Trying to relax Up in the capsule... ♪
25 00:01:44,145 00:01:48,066 [man] This is Mercury control. The Mercury spacecraft umbilical is out. [man] This is Mercury control. The Mercury spacecraft umbilical is out.
26 00:01:48,650 00:01:51,694 -Nine, eight, seven, six... -♪ The countdown is on ♪ -Nine, eight, seven, six... -♪ The countdown is on ♪
27 00:01:51,778 00:01:55,657 -...five, four, three, two, one. -♪ Four, three, two, one ♪ -...five, four, three, two, one. -♪ Four, three, two, one ♪
28 00:01:55,740 00:01:58,618 -Ignition... [continues indistinctly] -♪ Earth below us ♪ -Ignition... [continues indistinctly] -♪ Earth below us ♪
29 00:01:58,701 00:02:01,830 ♪ Drifting, falling ♪ ♪ Drifting, falling ♪
30 00:02:01,913 00:02:04,624 -♪ Floating weightless ♪ -[shrieking] -♪ Floating weightless ♪ -[shrieking]
31 00:02:04,707 00:02:09,921 -♪ Calling, calling home ♪ -[soft hooting] -♪ Calling, calling home ♪ -[soft hooting]
32 00:02:10,380 00:02:12,507 [man] Cabin pressure holding, 5.5. [man] Cabin pressure holding, 5.5.
33 00:02:13,842 00:02:16,177 [soft hooting] [soft hooting]
34 00:02:18,805 00:02:21,933 ♪ Second stage is cut We're now in orbit... ♪ ♪ Second stage is cut We're now in orbit... ♪
35 00:02:22,684 00:02:24,686 [man] Everything is a-okay in the cockpit. [man] Everything is a-okay in the cockpit.
36 00:02:24,769 00:02:26,312 -♪ Starting to collect ♪ -[bell dings] -♪ Starting to collect ♪ -[bell dings]
37 00:02:26,396 00:02:27,522 -♪ Requested data ♪ -[hooting] -♪ Requested data ♪ -[hooting]
38 00:02:27,605 00:02:29,816 -♪ What will it affect... ♪ -[console beeps] -♪ What will it affect... ♪ -[console beeps]
39 00:02:30,191 00:02:32,861 [man] He's going to hand-control movement now. [man] He's going to hand-control movement now.
40 00:02:32,944 00:02:35,780 -[alarm beeping] -[controllers clicking] -[alarm beeping] -[controllers clicking]
41 00:02:35,905 00:02:37,949 -[thunderous boom] -[warning alarm sounding] -[thunderous boom] -[warning alarm sounding]
42 00:02:38,032 00:02:42,787 -♪ Earth below us, drifting, falling ♪ -[nervous chittering] -♪ Earth below us, drifting, falling ♪ -[nervous chittering]
43 00:02:42,871 00:02:45,665 -♪ Floating weightless ♪ -[shrieking] -♪ Floating weightless ♪ -[shrieking]
44 00:02:45,748 00:02:51,754 ♪ Calling, calling home ♪ ♪ Calling, calling home ♪
45 00:02:52,505 00:02:54,007 [shrieking, silence] [shrieking, silence]
46 00:02:54,382 00:02:56,801 [man] Do you have any word from the recovery troops? [man] Do you have any word from the recovery troops?
47 00:03:09,063 00:03:10,565 [no audible dialogue] [no audible dialogue]
48 00:03:40,845 00:03:43,681 ♪ Earth below us ♪ ♪ Earth below us ♪
49 00:03:43,765 00:03:46,476 ♪ Drifting, falling ♪ ♪ Drifting, falling ♪
50 00:03:46,559 00:03:49,896 -[Grace gasps] -♪ Floating weightless ♪ -[Grace gasps] -♪ Floating weightless ♪
51 00:03:49,979 00:03:52,273 ♪ Coming home ♪ ♪ Coming home ♪
52 00:03:52,690 00:03:56,194 ♪ Home... ♪ ♪ Home... ♪
53 00:03:56,277 00:03:59,530 [reading in Ancient Greek] [reading in Ancient Greek]
54 00:04:04,535 00:04:06,412 [in English] "Sing in me, Muse, [in English] "Sing in me, Muse,
55 00:04:06,496 00:04:12,085 and through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending, and through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending,
56 00:04:12,794 00:04:13,836 the wanderer, the wanderer,
57 00:04:14,379 00:04:15,964 harried for years on end--" harried for years on end--"
58 00:04:16,047 00:04:17,924 Reggie, he's sleepin'. Reggie, he's sleepin'.
59 00:04:21,302 00:04:22,303 [squeaks softly] [squeaks softly]
60 00:04:25,056 00:04:27,642 [Reginald] Then I suppose Homer will have to wait. [Reginald] Then I suppose Homer will have to wait.
61 00:04:28,351 00:04:33,898 ♪ Home ♪ ♪ Home ♪
62 00:04:34,357 00:04:39,570 ♪ Home ♪ ♪ Home ♪
63 00:04:40,154 00:04:42,907 ♪ Home ♪ ♪ Home ♪
64 00:04:42,991 00:04:44,409 [song fades out] [song fades out]
65 00:04:44,492 00:04:46,828 You know, I'm starting to get the feeling Dad's avoiding us. You know, I'm starting to get the feeling Dad's avoiding us.
66 00:04:46,911 00:04:48,621 [Lila sighs] Hate to be the boring one, guys, [Lila sighs] Hate to be the boring one, guys,
67 00:04:48,705 00:04:50,790 but, uh, it's time we get the hell out of here. but, uh, it's time we get the hell out of here.
68 00:04:50,873 00:04:53,668 When you say "we," who exactly are you referring to? When you say "we," who exactly are you referring to?
69 00:04:53,751 00:04:55,586 Not a lot of ambiguity in that sentence. Not a lot of ambiguity in that sentence.
70 00:04:55,670 00:04:58,756 Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from,
71 00:04:59,048 00:05:02,218 but whatever it is, I'd advise you return posthaste. but whatever it is, I'd advise you return posthaste.
72 00:05:02,302 00:05:04,012 She's right, Five. We gotta get outta here. She's right, Five. We gotta get outta here.
73 00:05:04,095 00:05:05,763 I just saved your life, you kinder-shit. I just saved your life, you kinder-shit.
74 00:05:06,139 00:05:08,141 If I hadn't stepped in, all that would be left of you If I hadn't stepped in, all that would be left of you
75 00:05:08,224 00:05:09,726 is a blazer and some bloody socks. is a blazer and some bloody socks.
76 00:05:09,809 00:05:11,269 And that's the problem.  And that's the problem. 
77 00:05:11,644 00:05:14,105 You're too good. You ask too many questions. You're too good. You ask too many questions.
78 00:05:14,188 00:05:15,481 You know too much. You know too much.
79 00:05:15,565 00:05:17,900 And you fight like you know what you're doing. And you fight like you know what you're doing.
80 00:05:18,234 00:05:20,528 -He's got a point. -So I know how to handle myself, -He's got a point. -So I know how to handle myself,
81 00:05:20,611 00:05:21,779 and that makes me the bad guy? and that makes me the bad guy?
82 00:05:21,863 00:05:23,865 Whoever you are, you're in my way. Whoever you are, you're in my way.
83 00:05:24,449 00:05:26,951 If I see you again, I will kill you. If I see you again, I will kill you.
84 00:05:37,003 00:05:38,004 Diego, we need to go. Diego, we need to go.
85 00:05:38,421 00:05:40,381 I was getting my ass handed to me back there. I was getting my ass handed to me back there.
86 00:05:40,465 00:05:42,091 You helped Five, not me. You helped Five, not me.
87 00:05:43,217 00:05:45,928 -Why? -Because he's a kid and you're a man. -Why? -Because he's a kid and you're a man.
88 00:05:46,971 00:05:48,431 Bloody act like one. Bloody act like one.
89 00:05:52,352 00:05:53,770 Diego, I... I... Diego, I... I...
90 00:05:54,103 00:05:55,480 -We shouldn't-- -You know what? -We shouldn't-- -You know what?
91 00:05:57,106 00:05:58,983 I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila, I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila,
92 00:05:59,067 00:06:01,361 but I like it better when I know what they're lying about. but I like it better when I know what they're lying about.
93 00:06:01,444 00:06:03,363 [soft piano melody plays] [soft piano melody plays]
94 00:06:03,446 00:06:06,908 Oh, come on, Diego. Really? You're just gonna walk away? Oh, come on, Diego. Really? You're just gonna walk away?
95 00:06:07,408 00:06:08,368 Diego. Diego.
96 00:06:19,796 00:06:21,047 [groans] [groans]
97 00:06:21,923 00:06:24,050 [Ben] And how are we feeling this morning? [Ben] And how are we feeling this morning?
98 00:06:24,384 00:06:27,470 Oh, peaches and cream. How are you? Oh, peaches and cream. How are you?
99 00:06:28,388 00:06:31,432 Curious, how many more rock-bottoms are you gonna have to hit Curious, how many more rock-bottoms are you gonna have to hit
100 00:06:31,516 00:06:33,601 -before you start taking care of yourself? -[sighs] -before you start taking care of yourself? -[sighs]
101 00:06:33,684 00:06:39,524 I'm thinking of a number between... 11 and... 25. I'm thinking of a number between... 11 and... 25.
102 00:06:39,774 00:06:42,819 What ghost are you talking to now? What ghost are you talking to now?
103 00:06:44,028 00:06:45,571 Oh, just another... Oh, just another...
104 00:06:46,906 00:06:48,991 just another old cowboy. just another old cowboy.
105 00:06:49,075 00:06:50,660 Texas is lousy with them. Texas is lousy with them.
106 00:06:50,743 00:06:53,204 They're usually pretty cute, but this one is... They're usually pretty cute, but this one is...
107 00:06:53,955 00:06:55,957 this one is ugly and... this one is ugly and...
108 00:06:56,666 00:06:57,708 dumb. dumb.
109 00:06:57,792 00:06:59,293 Is that really necessary? Is that really necessary?
110 00:06:59,377 00:07:00,586 [Klaus] Mm-hmm. [Klaus] Mm-hmm.
111 00:07:03,256 00:07:04,382 You want some? You want some?
112 00:07:05,341 00:07:08,094 Klaus, if you're looking for an enabler, look elsewhere. Klaus, if you're looking for an enabler, look elsewhere.
113 00:07:08,219 00:07:12,473 Allison, your marriage is in trouble and your rally turned into a riot. Allison, your marriage is in trouble and your rally turned into a riot.
114 00:07:12,557 00:07:15,810 If now's not the time to do some drink party, If now's not the time to do some drink party,
115 00:07:15,893 00:07:17,437 I don't know when is. I don't know when is.
116 00:07:25,194 00:07:26,195 What happened? What happened?
117 00:07:26,529 00:07:28,156 Oh, where to begin? [chuckles] Oh, where to begin? [chuckles]
118 00:07:28,448 00:07:32,368 My claustrophobic cult tracked me down, I fell off the wagon, My claustrophobic cult tracked me down, I fell off the wagon,
119 00:07:32,452 00:07:35,538 and I professed my undying love for... and I professed my undying love for...
120 00:07:35,872 00:07:36,831 [belches] [belches]
121 00:07:36,914 00:07:39,250 ...this young gay man who doesn't know he's gay yet ...this young gay man who doesn't know he's gay yet
122 00:07:39,333 00:07:44,380 at a 1963 diner in front of his blatantly closeted uncle. at a 1963 diner in front of his blatantly closeted uncle.
123 00:07:45,756 00:07:47,758 Yeah, well, not in that order, but... Yeah, well, not in that order, but...
124 00:07:50,094 00:07:51,053 Mmm! Mmm!
125 00:07:54,682 00:07:56,934 -Aren't we a pair? [sniffs] -[chuckles] Yeah. -Aren't we a pair? [sniffs] -[chuckles] Yeah.
126 00:07:57,310 00:07:58,895 -Oh, Jesus. -[laughs softly] -Oh, Jesus. -[laughs softly]
127 00:07:59,979 00:08:01,689 -[flask clatters] -Hey, uh, excuse me. -[flask clatters] -Hey, uh, excuse me.
128 00:08:01,772 00:08:03,274 -Attagirl. -[Allison] I've got a blender -Attagirl. -[Allison] I've got a blender
129 00:08:03,357 00:08:05,735 and some much better booze. and some much better booze.
130 00:08:05,818 00:08:08,488 So, if we're gonna start day-drinking, we should do it right. So, if we're gonna start day-drinking, we should do it right.
131 00:08:09,655 00:08:12,617 -[whimpers] I love you so much. -[chuckles] -[whimpers] I love you so much. -[chuckles]
132 00:08:12,992 00:08:14,785 Yeah. Yeah! Yeah. Yeah!
133 00:08:15,286 00:08:16,245 Oh! Oh!
134 00:08:18,915 00:08:21,459 -[chickens clucking] -[cow moos] -[chickens clucking] -[cow moos]
135 00:08:21,542 00:08:24,128 -[rooster crows] -[soft guitar song plays on radio] -[rooster crows] -[soft guitar song plays on radio]
136 00:08:36,307 00:08:37,475 Morning. Morning.
137 00:08:38,851 00:08:40,853 Hey. Is that coffee? Hey. Is that coffee?
138 00:08:42,230 00:08:43,189 Want some? Want some?
139 00:08:50,196 00:08:51,280 -What time is it? -[Sissy sighs] -What time is it? -[Sissy sighs]
140 00:08:51,948 00:08:53,699 I don't know, and I don't care. I don't know, and I don't care.
141 00:08:53,991 00:08:55,201 Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
142 00:08:56,369 00:08:59,163 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
143 00:08:59,247 00:09:00,957 I think we've earned a day off. I think we've earned a day off.
144 00:09:02,500 00:09:03,417 Okay, half a day. Okay, half a day.
145 00:09:04,043 00:09:04,919 A few hours. A few hours.
146 00:09:06,003 00:09:06,879 Hush up. Hush up.
147 00:09:16,806 00:09:17,723 What is it? What is it?
148 00:09:20,101 00:09:21,394 Do we need to talk? Do we need to talk?
149 00:09:22,395 00:09:24,397 -A-About... -Do you want to? -A-About... -Do you want to?
150 00:09:25,565 00:09:27,650 [Sissy sighs heavily] [Sissy sighs heavily]
151 00:09:29,068 00:09:30,695 Talking makes things real, Talking makes things real,
152 00:09:31,445 00:09:33,322 and real things end. and real things end.
153 00:09:33,406 00:09:35,157 This feels sweeter than that. This feels sweeter than that.
154 00:09:39,662 00:09:42,999 You know yesterday when you were talking about us running away? You know yesterday when you were talking about us running away?
155 00:09:44,125 00:09:46,836 -What if we could? -[Sissy] Where would we go? -What if we could? -[Sissy] Where would we go?
156 00:09:47,253 00:09:49,255 Somewhere safe for Harlan and... Somewhere safe for Harlan and...
157 00:09:50,381 00:09:52,592 where we could be together like this where we could be together like this
158 00:09:52,883 00:09:54,010 all the time. all the time.
159 00:09:58,639 00:10:00,099 I'd go there right now. I'd go there right now.
160 00:10:06,022 00:10:08,149 -[dog barks outside] -[Sissy chuckles] -[dog barks outside] -[Sissy chuckles]
161 00:10:12,445 00:10:13,696 -[dog barks] -[horn honks] -[dog barks] -[horn honks]
162 00:10:13,779 00:10:15,156 [Sissy gasping] [Sissy gasping]
163 00:10:15,239 00:10:16,157 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
164 00:10:16,532 00:10:17,658 Carl's back early. Carl's back early.
165 00:10:19,076 00:10:20,369 [sizzling] [sizzling]
166 00:10:21,746 00:10:24,206 [Diego] No, no, no, I don't understand. They keep following me. [Diego] No, no, no, I don't understand. They keep following me.
167 00:10:24,290 00:10:26,375 -[Luther] Wait, who? -Those Dutch sociopaths. -[Luther] Wait, who? -Those Dutch sociopaths.
168 00:10:26,459 00:10:28,085 They're Swedish, you idiot. They're Swedish, you idiot.
169 00:10:28,169 00:10:29,962 Hired guns paid to eradicate us Hired guns paid to eradicate us
170 00:10:30,046 00:10:32,256 before we do any more damage to this timeline. before we do any more damage to this timeline.
171 00:10:32,340 00:10:35,176 Yeah, but why now? I mean, I'm... [snaps fingers] Yeah, but why now? I mean, I'm... [snaps fingers]
172 00:10:35,259 00:10:37,386 ...fine for three months until you showed up. ...fine for three months until you showed up.
173 00:10:37,470 00:10:40,848 Yeah, I was here for a year and no one messed with me. Yeah, I was here for a year and no one messed with me.
174 00:10:42,475 00:10:45,186 Even if it was my fault, which it isn't, Even if it was my fault, which it isn't,
175 00:10:45,686 00:10:47,688 we only have six days before the end of the world, we only have six days before the end of the world,
176 00:10:47,772 00:10:51,442 and the closest anyone's gotten to Dad was that driveway at the consulate. and the closest anyone's gotten to Dad was that driveway at the consulate.
177 00:10:52,318 00:10:53,903 Well... [sighs] Well... [sighs]
178 00:10:54,445 00:10:55,946 ...that's not exactly true. ...that's not exactly true.
179 00:11:02,078 00:11:03,162 What do you mean? What do you mean?
180 00:11:05,790 00:11:06,749 I saw him. I saw him.
181 00:11:07,500 00:11:10,294 -Oh, shit! -[upbeat guitar instrumentals playing] -Oh, shit! -[upbeat guitar instrumentals playing]
182 00:11:10,419 00:11:11,671 [Luther] Diego! [Luther] Diego!
183 00:11:12,171 00:11:13,005 Five? Five?
184 00:11:14,006 00:11:15,341 Allison! Allison!
185 00:11:17,134 00:11:20,221 -Allis-- -Allison! -Allis-- -Allison!
186 00:11:22,390 00:11:23,724 Two-ninety-two... Two-ninety-two...
187 00:11:24,600 00:11:25,935 Two-ninety-three. Two-ninety-three.
188 00:11:28,771 00:11:32,108 Hey, um, I'm seven cents short. Hey, um, I'm seven cents short.
189 00:11:35,778 00:11:37,780 Uh... give me what you got. Uh... give me what you got.
190 00:11:40,908 00:11:42,952 [Luther] Oh, shit. [muttering] [Luther] Oh, shit. [muttering]
191 00:11:44,036 00:11:44,954 Damn it. Damn it.
192 00:11:46,664 00:11:47,581 Sorry about that. Sorry about that.
193 00:11:47,998 00:11:48,833 Thanks. Thanks.
194 00:11:49,625 00:11:50,668 [groans] [groans]
195 00:11:52,545 00:11:54,213 That boy stinks. That boy stinks.
196 00:11:59,385 00:12:00,678 [brakes hissing] [brakes hissing]
197 00:12:00,761 00:12:03,556 [upbeat guitar instrumentals continue] [upbeat guitar instrumentals continue]
198 00:12:28,456 00:12:30,166 [sighs] Home. [sighs] Home.
199 00:12:33,878 00:12:35,880 [exhales] "This is gonna sound crazy, [exhales] "This is gonna sound crazy,
200 00:12:37,465 00:12:39,049 but, Reginald Hargreeves... but, Reginald Hargreeves...
201 00:12:40,551 00:12:41,677 I am your son." I am your son."
202 00:12:43,596 00:12:46,265 [Four Holidays' "He Can't Love You" plays on radio] [Four Holidays' "He Can't Love You" plays on radio]
203 00:12:46,348 00:12:47,683 [people chattering] [people chattering]
204 00:12:47,767 00:12:49,560 [woman 1] Let's get back on that dance floor. [woman 1] Let's get back on that dance floor.
205 00:12:50,352 00:12:51,896 -Whoo-hoo! -[woman 2] Yes! -Whoo-hoo! -[woman 2] Yes!
206 00:12:51,979 00:12:54,315 ♪ He can't love you ♪ ♪ He can't love you ♪
207 00:12:54,398 00:12:56,942 -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪
208 00:12:57,026 00:12:58,068 [woman 3] He stinks. [woman 3] He stinks.
209 00:12:58,152 00:13:01,489 -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪
210 00:13:01,572 00:13:03,657 -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ Naw ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ Naw ♪
211 00:13:03,741 00:13:06,786 ♪ Don't you know that He just can't make it ♪ ♪ Don't you know that He just can't make it ♪
212 00:13:06,869 00:13:08,579 -♪ Better ♪ -♪ Better, better ♪ -♪ Better ♪ -♪ Better, better ♪
213 00:13:08,662 00:13:11,081 -♪ Better ♪ -♪ Oh, better than I can... ♪ -♪ Better ♪ -♪ Oh, better than I can... ♪
214 00:13:11,165 00:13:11,999 Dad? Dad?
215 00:13:12,792 00:13:16,295 [Reginald] Please, the world's never going to end in such a cliché. [Reginald] Please, the world's never going to end in such a cliché.
216 00:13:16,712 00:13:17,630 Believe me. Believe me.
217 00:13:18,130 00:13:19,757 I know how endings feel. I know how endings feel.
218 00:13:20,466 00:13:22,843 Reg, with all these bombs and big red buttons, Reg, with all these bombs and big red buttons,
219 00:13:22,927 00:13:25,012 we're bloody close to the end of the world. we're bloody close to the end of the world.
220 00:13:25,179 00:13:27,890 -Even a fool can see that. -[Reginald] I will give you this: -Even a fool can see that. -[Reginald] I will give you this:
221 00:13:28,432 00:13:32,853 the physics of numerous quanta tells us that we cannot be certain about anything, the physics of numerous quanta tells us that we cannot be certain about anything,
222 00:13:33,270 00:13:35,523 especially if time is concerned. especially if time is concerned.
223 00:13:36,065 00:13:38,442 Even if you knew everything there is to know about right now, Even if you knew everything there is to know about right now,
224 00:13:38,776 00:13:41,153 you could never predict what will happen next. you could never predict what will happen next.
225 00:13:41,237 00:13:44,824 We don't live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances. We don't live in a universe of rules, we live in a universe of chances.
226 00:13:45,032 00:13:48,160 Some events, however, are more likely than others. Some events, however, are more likely than others.
227 00:13:48,410 00:13:52,790 For instance, it is a near certainty that in the next few minutes, For instance, it is a near certainty that in the next few minutes,
228 00:13:53,707 00:13:55,876 I am going to get another glass of champagne. I am going to get another glass of champagne.
229 00:13:55,960 00:13:57,920 [group laughs] [group laughs]
230 00:13:58,420 00:13:59,755 Would you look at that? Would you look at that?
231 00:14:03,968 00:14:06,053 This is gonna sound crazy, but, uh... This is gonna sound crazy, but, uh...
232 00:14:08,973 00:14:10,224 I'm your son. I'm your son.
233 00:14:11,392 00:14:12,268 No, you're not. No, you're not.
234 00:14:12,810 00:14:15,646 -But, no, I'm... I'm from the future. -[Reginald] No, you're not. -But, no, I'm... I'm from the future. -[Reginald] No, you're not.
235 00:14:16,146 00:14:19,525 You adopted me and six other children in 1989. You adopted me and six other children in 1989.
236 00:14:19,608 00:14:20,651 -No, I didn't. -I-- -No, I didn't. -I--
237 00:14:21,485 00:14:22,570 I know about the moon base. I know about the moon base.
238 00:14:23,237 00:14:25,489 I know about all your experiments with monkeys. I know about all your experiments with monkeys.
239 00:14:25,573 00:14:26,407 Apes. Apes.
240 00:14:27,616 00:14:31,245 Look, I know everything about you. Look, I know everything about you.
241 00:14:33,163 00:14:34,123 Please... Please...
242 00:14:35,416 00:14:36,458 I need your help. I need your help.
243 00:14:37,376 00:14:39,837 Listen, I don't know who sent you Listen, I don't know who sent you
244 00:14:40,588 00:14:41,755 or what you want, or what you want,
245 00:14:41,839 00:14:45,050 but you can run back to your masters at CIA or KGB but you can run back to your masters at CIA or KGB
246 00:14:45,134 00:14:48,512 and tell them that this is the most ridiculous gambit in spycraft history. and tell them that this is the most ridiculous gambit in spycraft history.
247 00:14:48,596 00:14:50,306 What? Why? Why is it ridiculous? What? Why? Why is it ridiculous?
248 00:14:50,389 00:14:52,349 You know time travel is possible. You know time travel is possible.
249 00:14:52,433 00:14:53,934 Time travel isn't the problem. Time travel isn't the problem.
250 00:14:54,143 00:14:57,813 I have a deep dislike of children. I have a deep dislike of children.
251 00:14:57,897 00:15:00,149 I do not have them, nor do I intend to have them, I do not have them, nor do I intend to have them,
252 00:15:00,232 00:15:01,567 but if for some reason I did, but if for some reason I did,
253 00:15:01,650 00:15:04,028 I would expect more from them than a scruffy face, I would expect more from them than a scruffy face,
254 00:15:04,111 00:15:07,364 poor hygiene, and your grotesque, simian proportions. poor hygiene, and your grotesque, simian proportions.
255 00:15:09,158 00:15:10,117 But... But...
256 00:15:12,036 00:15:13,203 I took a bus. I took a bus.
257 00:15:13,537 00:15:14,788 I don't care. I don't care.
258 00:15:14,872 00:15:19,877 Now, take yourself and the stench of failure that encircles you Now, take yourself and the stench of failure that encircles you
259 00:15:19,960 00:15:21,420 and get out of my house. and get out of my house.
260 00:15:22,046 00:15:25,299 -[people whispering] -[somber instrumental music playing] -[people whispering] -[somber instrumental music playing]
261 00:15:29,011 00:15:30,804 -[Diego] That's pathetic. -[Luther] Yeah, well, -[Diego] That's pathetic. -[Luther] Yeah, well,
262 00:15:31,096 00:15:33,432 -at least he didn't shank my ass. -[Diego] No, bro, -at least he didn't shank my ass. -[Diego] No, bro,
263 00:15:33,807 00:15:34,934 he shanked your heart. he shanked your heart.
264 00:15:36,560 00:15:37,519 [Luther] Mm. [Luther] Mm.
265 00:15:37,603 00:15:38,896 Is that my bathrobe? Is that my bathrobe?
266 00:15:39,980 00:15:42,358 -No. -[Five] Look, who cares what he shanked? -No. -[Five] Look, who cares what he shanked?
267 00:15:42,441 00:15:44,818 -He knows something about time travel. -[Elliott] Um... -He knows something about time travel. -[Elliott] Um...
268 00:15:44,902 00:15:48,948 Wait, why don't you just do your thing and, uh, time travel us out? Wait, why don't you just do your thing and, uh, time travel us out?
269 00:15:50,240 00:15:51,659 Anyone care to explain? Anyone care to explain?
270 00:15:51,867 00:15:53,953 First time he tried, he got lost in the apocalypse. First time he tried, he got lost in the apocalypse.
271 00:15:54,620 00:15:56,622 Second time, he ended up without hair on his balls. Second time, he ended up without hair on his balls.
272 00:15:56,705 00:15:57,665 Last time I tried, Last time I tried,
273 00:15:57,748 00:16:00,793 I scattered my family across three years in Dallas, Texas, I scattered my family across three years in Dallas, Texas,
274 00:16:00,876 00:16:02,711 possibly triggering a doomsday. possibly triggering a doomsday.
275 00:16:03,337 00:16:04,797 Any more questions, Elliott? Any more questions, Elliott?
276 00:16:04,880 00:16:07,341 -Uh, no. -[Diego] You're missing the big picture. -Uh, no. -[Diego] You're missing the big picture.
277 00:16:07,424 00:16:10,010 Dad is the ringleader of a sinister cabal Dad is the ringleader of a sinister cabal
278 00:16:10,094 00:16:11,887 that's planning to kill the president. that's planning to kill the president.
279 00:16:11,971 00:16:13,263 -A cabal? -[Five] Ignore him. -A cabal? -[Five] Ignore him.
280 00:16:13,931 00:16:15,933 Look, the way I see it, we only have one option. Look, the way I see it, we only have one option.
281 00:16:16,016 00:16:17,476 [Luther] Oh, yeah? And what's that? [Luther] Oh, yeah? And what's that?
282 00:16:17,559 00:16:19,770 It's time to get the Umbrella Academy back together. It's time to get the Umbrella Academy back together.
283 00:16:20,479 00:16:22,356 Hell, yeah. Family meeting. Hell, yeah. Family meeting.
284 00:16:22,439 00:16:24,274 Okay then, can one of you get Allison, please? Okay then, can one of you get Allison, please?
285 00:16:24,358 00:16:25,526 You two still a thing? You two still a thing?
286 00:16:29,655 00:16:31,865 -Do we need to talk? -No, she's married. -Do we need to talk? -No, she's married.
287 00:16:31,949 00:16:34,535 Whoa. Dude, that's rough. Whoa. Dude, that's rough.
288 00:16:34,910 00:16:36,370 I can handle it. [chuckles] I can handle it. [chuckles]
289 00:16:37,204 00:16:38,080 I'll get her. I'll get her.
290 00:16:38,580 00:16:41,250 Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death? Can you get Vanya without, uh, squeezing her to death?
291 00:16:42,001 00:16:43,002 I'll try. I'll try.
292 00:16:44,420 00:16:45,379 Wait! D-- Wait! D--
293 00:16:46,088 00:16:47,089 Uh... Uh...
294 00:16:47,423 00:16:48,382 What should I do? What should I do?
295 00:16:49,008 00:16:50,217 Prepare for company. Prepare for company.
296 00:16:50,300 00:16:51,593 [Carl] Oh, you should've seen it. [Carl] Oh, you should've seen it.
297 00:16:51,677 00:16:54,013 He said, "All the HoJo's in the Southwest District." He said, "All the HoJo's in the Southwest District."
298 00:16:54,096 00:16:57,182 And I said, "All the HoJo's?" 'Cause I wasn't sure if I heard him right. And I said, "All the HoJo's?" 'Cause I wasn't sure if I heard him right.
299 00:16:57,266 00:16:59,476 And he said, "Yup! All the HoJo's." And he said, "Yup! All the HoJo's."
300 00:17:00,269 00:17:01,520 Vanya, did you hear the news? Vanya, did you hear the news?
301 00:17:01,603 00:17:05,024 How would she, Carl? She doesn't subscribe to Showerheads Today. How would she, Carl? She doesn't subscribe to Showerheads Today.
302 00:17:05,107 00:17:06,400 [Carl] I'm in such a good mood, [Carl] I'm in such a good mood,
303 00:17:06,483 00:17:08,485 I'm gonna let that jape pass without comment. I'm gonna let that jape pass without comment.
304 00:17:08,569 00:17:09,737 [Sissy] That is a comment. [Sissy] That is a comment.
305 00:17:09,820 00:17:11,780 [Carl] Vanya, you are lookin' at the man [Carl] Vanya, you are lookin' at the man
306 00:17:11,864 00:17:13,532 who has closed the biggest deal ever who has closed the biggest deal ever
307 00:17:13,615 00:17:15,743 for Waterton Shower and Shower Accessories Limited. for Waterton Shower and Shower Accessories Limited.
308 00:17:16,827 00:17:17,870 That's great, Carl. That's great, Carl.
309 00:17:17,953 00:17:19,163 [Carl] Thank you, Vanya. [Carl] Thank you, Vanya.
310 00:17:19,538 00:17:20,456 You see, Sissy? You see, Sissy?
311 00:17:20,539 00:17:25,044 That is how you congratulate the consummate conquering breadwinner. That is how you congratulate the consummate conquering breadwinner.
312 00:17:25,127 00:17:26,128 Carl, stop. Carl, stop.
313 00:17:26,211 00:17:28,255 Baby, I got such a day planned for the three of us. Baby, I got such a day planned for the three of us.
314 00:17:28,338 00:17:30,674 First, we'll hit up the Egyptian Room breakfast buffet, First, we'll hit up the Egyptian Room breakfast buffet,
315 00:17:30,758 00:17:32,384 then watch some mutton bustin', then watch some mutton bustin',
316 00:17:32,468 00:17:35,429 and then take it to Cattlemen's for a big ole steak. Mmm... and then take it to Cattlemen's for a big ole steak. Mmm...
317 00:17:35,804 00:17:36,722 Hey, Vanya. Hey, Vanya.
318 00:17:37,097 00:17:39,725 Why don't you go ahead and take some time off? Why don't you go ahead and take some time off?
319 00:17:39,808 00:17:41,769 -[Carl chuckles] -[Sissy] Carl, stop. -[Carl chuckles] -[Sissy] Carl, stop.
320 00:17:41,852 00:17:43,312 [Sissy] Not in front of Harlan. [Sissy] Not in front of Harlan.
321 00:17:43,395 00:17:44,938 [Carl scoffs] Harlan don't care. [Carl scoffs] Harlan don't care.
322 00:17:45,397 00:17:46,690 I just want a kiss. I just want a kiss.
323 00:17:46,774 00:17:48,525 -Can't you wait till we're alone? -[buzzing] -Can't you wait till we're alone? -[buzzing]
324 00:17:48,609 00:17:49,735 [Carl] No, baby. No, I can't. [Carl] No, baby. No, I can't.
325 00:17:49,818 00:17:51,779 -Well, you're gonna have to. -[Vanya] Carl. -Well, you're gonna have to. -[Vanya] Carl.
326 00:17:53,572 00:17:55,824 -Stay out of this, Vanya. -[Carl] Sissy. -Stay out of this, Vanya. -[Carl] Sissy.
327 00:17:55,908 00:17:58,160 -[buzzing grows louder] -The hell's going on with you? -[buzzing grows louder] -The hell's going on with you?
328 00:17:58,243 00:17:59,244 I'm just sick and tired I'm just sick and tired
329 00:17:59,328 00:18:01,538 -of you not listening! -[slams table] -of you not listening! -[slams table]
330 00:18:01,955 00:18:04,958 [Carl] Well, I'm sick and tired of having to fight for your goddamn attention. [Carl] Well, I'm sick and tired of having to fight for your goddamn attention.
331 00:18:05,042 00:18:06,293 Are you my wife or not? Are you my wife or not?
332 00:18:06,376 00:18:09,505 -[glass cracks loudly] -[thunder rumbles] -[glass cracks loudly] -[thunder rumbles]
333 00:18:09,588 00:18:10,923 [Carl] What in the hell was that? [Carl] What in the hell was that?
334 00:18:24,895 00:18:25,854 Harlan, honey? Harlan, honey?
335 00:18:26,355 00:18:27,940 Let's get your shoes on. Come on. Let's get your shoes on. Come on.
336 00:18:28,524 00:18:29,358 Are you okay? Are you okay?
337 00:18:29,817 00:18:30,901 Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine.
338 00:18:31,693 00:18:33,654 Just spending the day with my family. Just spending the day with my family.
339 00:18:51,964 00:18:53,048 [door shuts] [door shuts]
340 00:18:55,801 00:18:56,885 Did you set me up? Did you set me up?
341 00:18:57,761 00:19:00,556 -Sweetie, really? -Those Nordic shitwits? -Sweetie, really? -Those Nordic shitwits?
342 00:19:00,639 00:19:03,016 You said they were Commission. You said they were on our side. You said they were Commission. You said they were on our side.
343 00:19:03,100 00:19:05,394 Well, I was in the process of executing our mission, Well, I was in the process of executing our mission,
344 00:19:05,477 00:19:07,521 my mission that you gave me, and they got in the way. my mission that you gave me, and they got in the way.
345 00:19:07,604 00:19:09,314 -Oh, my. -And now my cover's blown. -Oh, my. -And now my cover's blown.
346 00:19:09,398 00:19:12,192 Five wants to kill me, and I don't know what the hell it is you're after. Five wants to kill me, and I don't know what the hell it is you're after.
347 00:19:13,235 00:19:14,945 Did you bring me what I asked for? Did you bring me what I asked for?
348 00:19:18,448 00:19:19,575 [Lila] Here. [Lila] Here.
349 00:19:20,117 00:19:21,368 Diego's knife. Diego's knife.
350 00:19:23,704 00:19:24,997 -[Handler] Sit. -No. -[Handler] Sit. -No.
351 00:19:26,123 00:19:29,585 Yes, you're bleeding, and all that rage is bad for your complexion. Sit. Yes, you're bleeding, and all that rage is bad for your complexion. Sit.
352 00:19:29,668 00:19:32,004 [Lila] Fine, but I'm not done being mad at you. [Lila] Fine, but I'm not done being mad at you.
353 00:19:34,882 00:19:35,966 [Handler] You're right. [Handler] You're right.
354 00:19:39,595 00:19:40,929 I have been lying to you. I have been lying to you.
355 00:19:42,139 00:19:43,182 Commission... Commission...
356 00:19:43,807 00:19:45,934 -has no idea... -[gasps softly] -has no idea... -[gasps softly]
357 00:19:47,394 00:19:49,313 -...that we're here. -So, what are we doing here? -...that we're here. -So, what are we doing here?
358 00:19:49,396 00:19:50,564 We are... We are...
359 00:19:51,982 00:19:53,567 making something right... making something right...
360 00:19:54,193 00:19:58,530 that has been wrong for a very, very long time. that has been wrong for a very, very long time.
361 00:19:58,614 00:20:01,450 -Just about done with your riddles, Mum. -Oh, are you just about done now? -Just about done with your riddles, Mum. -Oh, are you just about done now?
362 00:20:01,533 00:20:04,328 You've done a couple missions, now you know everything? Huh? Is that it? You've done a couple missions, now you know everything? Huh? Is that it?
363 00:20:04,411 00:20:05,245 Huh? Huh?
364 00:20:05,329 00:20:08,457 Big Lila, all in charge, not trusting her mother, Big Lila, all in charge, not trusting her mother,
365 00:20:08,540 00:20:11,710 her mother who yanked her out of that horrid little slum, her mother who yanked her out of that horrid little slum,
366 00:20:11,793 00:20:17,174 her mother who rescued her from those gin-addled, neglectful parents, her mother who rescued her from those gin-addled, neglectful parents,
367 00:20:17,257 00:20:19,426 her mother who taught her how to live, how to love, her mother who taught her how to live, how to love,
368 00:20:20,177 00:20:22,262 -how to survive? -You just said you lied. -how to survive? -You just said you lied.
369 00:20:22,346 00:20:25,641 You lied to them and they lied to me and everybody lies to everyone else. You lied to them and they lied to me and everybody lies to everyone else.
370 00:20:25,724 00:20:26,934 Grow up, buttercup. Grow up, buttercup.
371 00:20:27,017 00:20:27,851 Ow. Ow.
372 00:20:29,311 00:20:30,395 [Handler sighs] [Handler sighs]
373 00:20:31,188 00:20:34,149 If I thought you needed to know the truth, I would've told you the truth, If I thought you needed to know the truth, I would've told you the truth,
374 00:20:34,233 00:20:36,151 but you didn't, and so I didn't, but you didn't, and so I didn't,
375 00:20:36,235 00:20:38,070 and everything worked out just fine. and everything worked out just fine.
376 00:20:38,570 00:20:40,489 No, it hasn't. I lost Five. No, it hasn't. I lost Five.
377 00:20:40,948 00:20:41,907 Is he dead? Is he dead?
378 00:20:42,449 00:20:44,826 No. But he kicked me out of his merry little band. No. But he kicked me out of his merry little band.
379 00:20:44,910 00:20:46,912 -Ugh. Your wound is weeping. -Oh. -Ugh. Your wound is weeping. -Oh.
380 00:20:46,995 00:20:48,205 Oh, my dear, that... Oh, my dear, that...
381 00:20:48,789 00:20:50,999 -that's not a problem at all. -Why not? -that's not a problem at all. -Why not?
382 00:20:51,083 00:20:52,167 Well, because... Well, because...
383 00:20:52,793 00:20:55,337 I have a very busy day scheduled for us. I have a very busy day scheduled for us.
384 00:20:58,131 00:20:59,341 Oh... Ugh. Oh... Ugh.
385 00:21:05,389 00:21:08,350 [Elliott] Y'all know, Jell-O used to be a delicacy. [Elliott] Y'all know, Jell-O used to be a delicacy.
386 00:21:09,017 00:21:10,352 You know, in order to make it, You know, in order to make it,
387 00:21:10,435 00:21:12,604 you gotta boil down a whole mess of hooves... you gotta boil down a whole mess of hooves...
388 00:21:12,688 00:21:14,898 you know, horses, cows, pigs, it doesn't matter. you know, horses, cows, pigs, it doesn't matter.
389 00:21:14,982 00:21:18,193 But not everybody has a mess of hooves just lying around. But not everybody has a mess of hooves just lying around.
390 00:21:18,652 00:21:19,736 It wasn't until, uh... It wasn't until, uh...
391 00:21:20,404 00:21:21,947 a couple of sassy New Yorkers a couple of sassy New Yorkers
392 00:21:22,781 00:21:25,826 figured out how to dry it out so that the rest of us figured out how to dry it out so that the rest of us
393 00:21:26,451 00:21:29,162 could have a... a chance to enjoy this ambrosia. could have a... a chance to enjoy this ambrosia.
394 00:21:29,746 00:21:31,415 If we have some, will you shut up? If we have some, will you shut up?
395 00:21:31,832 00:21:32,749 Maybe. Maybe.
396 00:21:33,959 00:21:34,876 Here. Here.
397 00:21:41,675 00:21:42,634 How you feeling? How you feeling?
398 00:21:43,010 00:21:44,428 Pretty shitty, to be honest. Pretty shitty, to be honest.
399 00:21:44,511 00:21:46,972 Where would you say you are on a scale from one to... Where would you say you are on a scale from one to...
400 00:21:47,306 00:21:48,557 ending all life on this planet? ending all life on this planet?
401 00:21:49,099 00:21:49,933 Really? Really?
402 00:21:50,851 00:21:53,562 Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She's fine. Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She's fine.
403 00:21:53,645 00:21:56,356 The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended midair, The last time I saw this one, she had me suspended midair,
404 00:21:56,440 00:21:58,942 sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles. sucking the life out of me with energy tentacles.
405 00:21:59,026 00:22:01,111 I think I'm allowed a little time to process. I think I'm allowed a little time to process.
406 00:22:01,194 00:22:03,322 Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle. Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle.
407 00:22:03,405 00:22:06,241 I don't remember what I did, but I'm sorry... I don't remember what I did, but I'm sorry...
408 00:22:07,784 00:22:09,369 if... if that means anything. if... if that means anything.
409 00:22:12,331 00:22:13,206 It does. It does.
410 00:22:14,082 00:22:15,792 Just going through a lot right now. Just going through a lot right now.
411 00:22:15,876 00:22:16,710 There's this... There's this...
412 00:22:18,170 00:22:19,296 girl that I like. girl that I like.
413 00:22:19,713 00:22:22,132 I thought she liked me, but turns out that she's... I thought she liked me, but turns out that she's...
414 00:22:22,215 00:22:23,383 -[door opens] -[Allison laughs] -[door opens] -[Allison laughs]
415 00:22:23,467 00:22:24,509 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
416 00:22:25,010 00:22:26,345 [Allison] Is anyone here? [Allison] Is anyone here?
417 00:22:26,428 00:22:27,679 Hello? Hello?
418 00:22:27,763 00:22:30,307 [Klaus] Le petit mort, le petit mort. [Klaus] Le petit mort, le petit mort.
419 00:22:30,390 00:22:33,101 -[Allison] What? You don't speak French. -[Klaus] It's "the little death." -[Allison] What? You don't speak French. -[Klaus] It's "the little death."
420 00:22:33,185 00:22:36,480 -[both chattering indistinctly] -[Allison laughing] -[both chattering indistinctly] -[Allison laughing]
421 00:22:36,563 00:22:38,940 [Klaus] Oh, wow. Look at this old stuff. [Klaus] Oh, wow. Look at this old stuff.
422 00:22:40,192 00:22:42,069 Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
423 00:22:42,486 00:22:44,821 I know this is impossible, but... I know this is impossible, but...
424 00:22:45,280 00:22:48,283 did we all get sexier? did we all get sexier?
425 00:22:58,752 00:22:59,628 Vanya. Vanya.
426 00:23:01,505 00:23:02,881 I can't believe I have a sister. I can't believe I have a sister.
427 00:23:13,558 00:23:14,726 I missed you. I missed you.
428 00:23:16,561 00:23:19,356 Thank God someone did. [chuckles softly] Thank God someone did. [chuckles softly]
429 00:23:22,609 00:23:23,860 [both chuckle softly] [both chuckle softly]
430 00:23:28,365 00:23:30,367 -[Klaus grunts] -Oh, you are drunk. -[Klaus grunts] -Oh, you are drunk.
431 00:23:30,450 00:23:33,412 Yeah. No, just a little... just a few... Yeah. No, just a little... just a few...
432 00:23:34,121 00:23:36,498 Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, that's so sweet.
433 00:23:37,499 00:23:39,960 -No. Jesus. -[Vanya giggles] -No. Jesus. -[Vanya giggles]
434 00:23:40,460 00:23:42,295 -Hi. -Hey, Vanny. -Hi. -Hey, Vanny.
435 00:23:42,671 00:23:44,423 Klaus. Is Ben here? Klaus. Is Ben here?
436 00:23:44,798 00:23:46,466 Oh, uh... no. Oh, uh... no.
437 00:23:47,592 00:23:50,637 No, unfortunately, ghosts can't time travel. No, unfortunately, ghosts can't time travel.
438 00:23:51,179 00:23:52,389 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
439 00:23:54,182 00:23:56,935 [Five] All right, then. Let's get down to business. [Five] All right, then. Let's get down to business.
440 00:23:58,562 00:24:01,064 -[Klaus] So, Vanny, what's new? -Hey, Diego. -[Klaus] So, Vanny, what's new? -Hey, Diego.
441 00:24:02,858 00:24:04,860 -Can't say hi to nobody? -Hi, Allison. -Can't say hi to nobody? -Hi, Allison.
442 00:24:05,944 00:24:06,987 What was that? What was that?
443 00:24:07,070 00:24:08,822 -Hi, Allison! -Thank you! -Hi, Allison! -Thank you!
444 00:24:10,949 00:24:12,659 [purring] [purring]
445 00:24:16,288 00:24:18,290 [cats meowing] [cats meowing]
446 00:24:21,042 00:24:22,210 Why are we here? Why are we here?
447 00:24:25,422 00:24:28,008 [Handler] You were always a climber, darling. [Handler] You were always a climber, darling.
448 00:24:28,091 00:24:29,509 [purring] [purring]
449 00:24:32,846 00:24:33,805 [cat yowls] [cat yowls]
450 00:24:38,018 00:24:39,519 [vacuum whirring] [vacuum whirring]
451 00:24:43,523 00:24:44,608 [cat meows] [cat meows]
452 00:24:45,317 00:24:46,943 [shushing] [shushing]
453 00:24:52,365 00:24:53,992 [loud thudding on roof] [loud thudding on roof]
454 00:24:54,659 00:24:55,494 [clattering] [clattering]
455 00:25:00,665 00:25:02,667 [vacuum continues whirring] [vacuum continues whirring]
456 00:25:06,796 00:25:08,507 [cats meowing] [cats meowing]
457 00:25:43,667 00:25:44,918 [meowing] [meowing]
458 00:25:51,800 00:25:53,927 All right. First off, I wanna say I'm sorry. All right. First off, I wanna say I'm sorry.
459 00:25:54,010 00:25:55,637 I know I really screwed the pooch on this whole I know I really screwed the pooch on this whole
460 00:25:55,720 00:25:57,681 going-back-in-time-and-getting-stuck thing. going-back-in-time-and-getting-stuck thing.
461 00:25:58,306 00:25:59,683 But the real kick in the pants here But the real kick in the pants here
462 00:25:59,766 00:26:02,227 is we brought the end of the world back here with us. is we brought the end of the world back here with us.
463 00:26:02,310 00:26:04,020 Oh, my God, again? Oh, my God, again?
464 00:26:06,606 00:26:08,024 All of you knew? All of you knew?
465 00:26:08,108 00:26:10,902 Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the-- Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the--
466 00:26:10,986 00:26:12,195 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
467 00:26:12,279 00:26:15,740 My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five! My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five!
468 00:26:15,824 00:26:18,285 I told them we had until 2019. I told them we had until 2019.
469 00:26:18,368 00:26:20,453 We have until Monday. We have six days. We have until Monday. We have six days.
470 00:26:20,537 00:26:21,454 Is it Vanya? Is it Vanya?
471 00:26:21,538 00:26:23,873 -Klaus. -[Klaus] What? It's usually Vanya. -Klaus. -[Klaus] What? It's usually Vanya.
472 00:26:24,249 00:26:25,458 Do you have any leads, Five? Do you have any leads, Five?
473 00:26:26,585 00:26:28,003 [Five] Yeah, we have one. [Five] Yeah, we have one.
474 00:26:31,214 00:26:33,633 -Holy shit, is that Dad? -Yeah. -Holy shit, is that Dad? -Yeah.
475 00:26:33,717 00:26:35,885 -That's him? -[Diego] Standing on the grassy knoll. -That's him? -[Diego] Standing on the grassy knoll.
476 00:26:35,969 00:26:39,014 Diego and I have been trying to talk to Dad about what exactly this means. Diego and I have been trying to talk to Dad about what exactly this means.
477 00:26:39,097 00:26:41,182 -So far, we've got nothing. -Not nothing. -So far, we've got nothing. -Not nothing.
478 00:26:41,474 00:26:43,268 -He's planning to kill Kennedy. -[Five] Maybe. -He's planning to kill Kennedy. -[Five] Maybe.
479 00:26:43,351 00:26:46,354 But we don't know who or what sets doomsday in motion. But we don't know who or what sets doomsday in motion.
480 00:26:46,438 00:26:49,232 Could be Kennedy, could be something entirely independent. Could be Kennedy, could be something entirely independent.
481 00:26:49,316 00:26:52,193 But if we know something changes the timeline, we have to make it right. But if we know something changes the timeline, we have to make it right.
482 00:26:52,277 00:26:54,237 Yeah, but how, if we don't know what's broken? Yeah, but how, if we don't know what's broken?
483 00:26:54,321 00:26:55,447 [Diego] Come on. Do the math. [Diego] Come on. Do the math.
484 00:26:55,530 00:26:58,742 We know Dad's having shady-ass meetings with some shady-ass people. We know Dad's having shady-ass meetings with some shady-ass people.
485 00:26:58,825 00:27:01,745 We know he's on the grassy knoll in three days to kill the president. We know he's on the grassy knoll in three days to kill the president.
486 00:27:01,828 00:27:03,622 So I think we all know what we have to do. So I think we all know what we have to do.
487 00:27:06,333 00:27:07,667 -Find Dad. -[Diego] Kill Dad. -Find Dad. -[Diego] Kill Dad.
488 00:27:10,545 00:27:12,547 None of us are supposed to be here, right? None of us are supposed to be here, right?
489 00:27:12,922 00:27:14,341 I mean, what if it's us? I mean, what if it's us?
490 00:27:14,716 00:27:17,344 Has anyone here done anything to screw up the timeline? Has anyone here done anything to screw up the timeline?
491 00:27:23,391 00:27:26,519 -Diego's been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald. -And you're working for Jack Ruby. -Diego's been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald. -And you're working for Jack Ruby.
492 00:27:26,603 00:27:29,606 Allison has been very involved in local politics. Allison has been very involved in local politics.
493 00:27:29,689 00:27:32,525 -Okay, you started a cult. -Thank you! -Okay, you started a cult. -Thank you!
494 00:27:32,609 00:27:35,070 -I'm... I'm just a... a nanny on a farm. -[growls, hisses] -I'm... I'm just a... a nanny on a farm. -[growls, hisses]
495 00:27:35,153 00:27:36,905 I don't have anything to do with all of that. I don't have anything to do with all of that.
496 00:27:36,988 00:27:38,740 Well, maybe you do, we just don't know it yet. Well, maybe you do, we just don't know it yet.
497 00:27:38,823 00:27:39,991 [Diego whistles sharply] [Diego whistles sharply]
498 00:27:40,450 00:27:41,534 Listen to yourselves. Listen to yourselves.
499 00:27:41,618 00:27:43,703 Everything in our new lives is connected to Kennedy. Everything in our new lives is connected to Kennedy.
500 00:27:43,787 00:27:44,913 That can't be a coincidence. That can't be a coincidence.
501 00:27:44,996 00:27:47,332 Luther works for Ruby, Allison is protesting the government, Luther works for Ruby, Allison is protesting the government,
502 00:27:47,415 00:27:49,417 Dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is... Dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is...
503 00:27:50,126 00:27:53,338 doing something weird and pervy but probably related. doing something weird and pervy but probably related.
504 00:27:53,421 00:27:54,714 See, clearly, See, clearly,
505 00:27:54,798 00:27:57,759 we were all sent back here for one special reason: we were all sent back here for one special reason:
506 00:27:58,510 00:28:00,887 saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy. saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
507 00:28:00,970 00:28:02,764 [overlapping arguments] [overlapping arguments]
508 00:28:03,264 00:28:04,808 [arguments continue] [arguments continue]
509 00:28:04,891 00:28:07,977 -[Diego] This is bigger than all of us. -[Five] Guys, you all die. -[Diego] This is bigger than all of us. -[Five] Guys, you all die.
510 00:28:09,604 00:28:11,147 I was there. I saw it. I was there. I saw it.
511 00:28:12,148 00:28:13,775 And I wanna forget it, but I can't. And I wanna forget it, but I can't.
512 00:28:15,068 00:28:19,739 I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it... I saw Russian nukes vaporize the world with all of you in it...
513 00:28:21,282 00:28:23,702 in a war that never happened until we brought it here. in a war that never happened until we brought it here.
514 00:28:23,785 00:28:25,954 And Hazel gave his life to save us, And Hazel gave his life to save us,
515 00:28:26,037 00:28:28,665 so you may need to shut up and just listen to me. so you may need to shut up and just listen to me.
516 00:28:29,999 00:28:33,503 I don't know if the things we've experienced here are all connected. I don't know if the things we've experienced here are all connected.
517 00:28:34,379 00:28:36,381 I don't know if there's a reason for everything. I don't know if there's a reason for everything.
518 00:28:38,133 00:28:39,008 But Dad will. But Dad will.
519 00:28:40,385 00:28:43,847 We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead. We need to talk to him before everyone and everything we know is dead.
520 00:28:44,222 00:28:46,224 Okay, I'm out. [sighing] Okay, I'm out. [sighing]
521 00:28:46,307 00:28:47,809 Did you even hear me, Luther? Did you even hear me, Luther?
522 00:28:47,892 00:28:49,018 Yeah. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
523 00:28:49,102 00:28:53,106 I heard a 58-year-old man who still wants his daddy to come and fix everything. I heard a 58-year-old man who still wants his daddy to come and fix everything.
524 00:28:53,690 00:28:55,066 Well, you can count me out. Well, you can count me out.
525 00:28:56,109 00:28:57,527 It's time we all grew the hell up. It's time we all grew the hell up.
526 00:28:57,610 00:28:58,695 -[Vanya] Luther! -Come back. -[Vanya] Luther! -Come back.
527 00:28:58,778 00:29:00,739 -[Klaus] Where you going? -[Luther] Save it, Diego. -[Klaus] Where you going? -[Luther] Save it, Diego.
528 00:29:04,367 00:29:05,493 [Luther sighs] [Luther sighs]
529 00:29:05,744 00:29:07,787 No one leaves until we figure this out. No one leaves until we figure this out.
530 00:29:10,665 00:29:12,041 [Five grunting] [Five grunting]
531 00:29:12,876 00:29:13,752 Jeez... Jeez...
532 00:29:14,711 00:29:15,754 [exhales sharply] [exhales sharply]
533 00:29:15,837 00:29:18,256 When did the monkey learn how to fight dirty? When did the monkey learn how to fight dirty?
534 00:29:18,882 00:29:19,966 [rock clatters] [rock clatters]
535 00:29:22,969 00:29:23,803 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
536 00:29:39,944 00:29:43,615 You know, I could really go for some tacos right now. Allison? You know, I could really go for some tacos right now. Allison?
537 00:29:43,698 00:29:45,575 -Tacos? -Shouldn't we wait? -Tacos? -Shouldn't we wait?
538 00:29:45,658 00:29:46,534 You know those guys. You know those guys.
539 00:29:46,618 00:29:49,621 I mean, it could take forever for them to bro it out. I mean, it could take forever for them to bro it out.
540 00:29:49,704 00:29:50,872 Vanya, tacos? Vanya, tacos?
541 00:29:50,955 00:29:54,667 Is there any way that tacos are gonna cause the end of the world? Is there any way that tacos are gonna cause the end of the world?
542 00:29:54,751 00:29:58,296 [scoffs] I mean, there's only one way to find out, right? [snaps fingers] [scoffs] I mean, there's only one way to find out, right? [snaps fingers]
543 00:29:58,379 00:29:59,756 -[Allison] Sure is. -[Klaus] Let's go! -[Allison] Sure is. -[Klaus] Let's go!
544 00:29:59,839 00:30:00,924 [giggles] [giggles]
545 00:30:04,803 00:30:05,678 I've missed you all... I've missed you all...
546 00:30:07,180 00:30:08,264 so much. so much.
547 00:30:10,558 00:30:11,726 [sighs] [sighs]
548 00:30:14,103 00:30:16,731 -What's going on with you, big boy? -Ugh, leave me alone, Diego. -What's going on with you, big boy? -Ugh, leave me alone, Diego.
549 00:30:16,815 00:30:20,193 Huh? So, what, you're just gonna sucker punch Five and haul ass, huh? Huh? So, what, you're just gonna sucker punch Five and haul ass, huh?
550 00:30:20,276 00:30:23,404 Look, maybe trying to stop doomsday is exactly what starts it. Look, maybe trying to stop doomsday is exactly what starts it.
551 00:30:23,488 00:30:25,448 -Did you ever think of that? -Oh, so we do nothing? -Did you ever think of that? -Oh, so we do nothing?
552 00:30:26,157 00:30:27,283 Since when are you a quitter? Since when are you a quitter?
553 00:30:27,367 00:30:31,371 Since the last time I destroyed the world by overestimating my own importance. Since the last time I destroyed the world by overestimating my own importance.
554 00:30:33,498 00:30:37,085 So this is about you never living up to the old man's expectations bullshit, huh? So this is about you never living up to the old man's expectations bullshit, huh?
555 00:30:37,168 00:30:41,172 [scoffs] Maybe. I don't know, I mean, we're all crazy where Dad's concerned. [scoffs] Maybe. I don't know, I mean, we're all crazy where Dad's concerned.
556 00:30:41,256 00:30:42,340 Oh, I'm not. Oh, I'm not.
557 00:30:42,590 00:30:44,843 He's an asshole. I'm awesome. That's very simple. He's an asshole. I'm awesome. That's very simple.
558 00:30:44,926 00:30:46,344 Have to understand that, okay? Have to understand that, okay?
559 00:30:47,762 00:30:48,638 Okay. Okay.
560 00:30:49,472 00:30:52,225 So why can't you leave JFK alone, hmm? So why can't you leave JFK alone, hmm?
561 00:30:53,893 00:30:54,853 I'm a hero. I'm a hero.
562 00:30:55,436 00:30:57,021 -Heroes stop crime. -[Luther] No, no, no. -Heroes stop crime. -[Luther] No, no, no.
563 00:30:57,105 00:30:59,774 No, Dad told you you're a hero. No, Dad told you you're a hero.
564 00:31:00,191 00:31:01,442 Right? He told all of us. Right? He told all of us.
565 00:31:02,694 00:31:03,736 But what if he lied? But what if he lied?
566 00:31:04,863 00:31:07,031 What if we're just a bunch of freaks who have no business What if we're just a bunch of freaks who have no business
567 00:31:07,115 00:31:10,535 -changing the world for everyone else? -No, everyone changes the world, Luther. -changing the world for everyone else? -No, everyone changes the world, Luther.
568 00:31:10,994 00:31:11,911 Everyone. Everyone.
569 00:31:12,704 00:31:14,873 And it's scary, but that's kinda the deal. And it's scary, but that's kinda the deal.
570 00:31:15,331 00:31:18,585 You know, you are so goddamn big, You know, you are so goddamn big,
571 00:31:18,960 00:31:21,546 sometimes I forget what a sensitive bastard you are. sometimes I forget what a sensitive bastard you are.
572 00:31:24,591 00:31:25,842 It's all gonna work out. It's all gonna work out.
573 00:31:27,343 00:31:29,971 -We're on the right path. -Oh, yeah? How do you know? -We're on the right path. -Oh, yeah? How do you know?
574 00:31:31,306 00:31:34,517 There's a long, black car that's been following us since we left Elliott's. There's a long, black car that's been following us since we left Elliott's.
575 00:31:34,976 00:31:36,019 Six o'clock. Six o'clock.
576 00:32:06,215 00:32:07,884 [Diego] "To my pursuers: I... [Diego] "To my pursuers: I...
577 00:32:09,344 00:32:11,179 -Reginald Hargreeves..." -What? -Reginald Hargreeves..." -What?
578 00:32:11,930 00:32:14,390 "...request the pleasure of your company for a light supper "...request the pleasure of your company for a light supper
579 00:32:14,474 00:32:18,353 on the 20th of November, 1963, half past seven o'clock, on the 20th of November, 1963, half past seven o'clock,
580 00:32:18,436 00:32:20,605 1624 Magnolia Street." 1624 Magnolia Street."
581 00:32:22,941 00:32:24,359 A "light" supper? A "light" supper?
582 00:32:24,442 00:32:27,236 [Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei's "Hey Da Da" plays on radio] [Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei's "Hey Da Da" plays on radio]
583 00:32:27,320 00:32:29,238 ♪ Hey Da Da, hey Da Da... ♪ ♪ Hey Da Da, hey Da Da... ♪
584 00:32:29,322 00:32:30,990 [Allison growls, chuckles] [Allison growls, chuckles]
585 00:32:31,199 00:32:32,742 The nerve of that man. The nerve of that man.
586 00:32:32,825 00:32:35,036 I mean, one thing goes wrong, and he's on a warpath. I mean, one thing goes wrong, and he's on a warpath.
587 00:32:35,119 00:32:37,705 I mean, doesn't know who I am? I mean, doesn't know who I am?
588 00:32:37,997 00:32:40,541 No, no. No, Ray, you know exactly who I am. No, no. No, Ray, you know exactly who I am.
589 00:32:40,625 00:32:42,168 -You just can't handle it. -Pew, pew. -You just can't handle it. -Pew, pew.
590 00:32:42,251 00:32:43,711 -[Allison] I'm protecting him. -Pew, pew. -[Allison] I'm protecting him. -Pew, pew.
591 00:32:43,795 00:32:45,505 -[soft slap] -[Klaus] Ow. From what? -[soft slap] -[Klaus] Ow. From what?
592 00:32:45,588 00:32:47,131 The end of the world, for one. The end of the world, for one.
593 00:32:47,548 00:32:50,218 Is the world really gonna end in six days? Is the world really gonna end in six days?
594 00:32:51,803 00:32:55,056 Well, it did last time, and we did everything Five could think of to stop it. Well, it did last time, and we did everything Five could think of to stop it.
595 00:32:55,139 00:32:58,810 Hey, wouldn't it be weird if Five grew up all hot? Hey, wouldn't it be weird if Five grew up all hot?
596 00:32:58,893 00:32:59,978 -Wouldn't that be weird? -What? -Wouldn't that be weird? -What?
597 00:33:00,061 00:33:01,187 -[Allison] Eww. -[Klaus] Oh! -[Allison] Eww. -[Klaus] Oh!
598 00:33:01,270 00:33:02,397 "Oh, eww! Eww!" "Oh, eww! Eww!"
599 00:33:02,480 00:33:05,066 Please, Miss "Luther was my lover." Please, Miss "Luther was my lover."
600 00:33:05,149 00:33:06,943 -[kissing sounds] -We have never even kissed. -[kissing sounds] -We have never even kissed.
601 00:33:07,026 00:33:11,030 Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon-dog eyes at each other Yeah, but you guys were making little sick moon-dog eyes at each other
602 00:33:11,114 00:33:14,283 all through puberty and breakfasts and all that. all through puberty and breakfasts and all that.
603 00:33:14,993 00:33:16,995 Aren't we all brothers and sisters, or...? Aren't we all brothers and sisters, or...?
604 00:33:17,078 00:33:19,747 -[Klaus snorts] -Well... technically, it-- -[Klaus snorts] -Well... technically, it--
605 00:33:19,831 00:33:23,459 "Technically"? If you have to word... use the word "technically," "Technically"? If you have to word... use the word "technically,"
606 00:33:23,543 00:33:24,919 you're already in trouble. you're already in trouble.
607 00:33:25,336 00:33:27,839 -[giggling] -Okay, can... can we focus? -[giggling] -Okay, can... can we focus?
608 00:33:28,214 00:33:31,592 I mean, clearly we're not saving the world tonight, but maybe, maybe, I mean, clearly we're not saving the world tonight, but maybe, maybe,
609 00:33:31,676 00:33:33,970 we could at least try to save my marriage. we could at least try to save my marriage.
610 00:33:34,053 00:33:35,054 No! No!
611 00:33:35,722 00:33:37,140 No, because that's like... No, because that's like...
612 00:33:38,141 00:33:41,853 that's like asking a nun how to hump someone's leg. that's like asking a nun how to hump someone's leg.
613 00:33:42,270 00:33:45,440 I mean, who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one? I mean, who in this room knows shit about relationships? This one?
614 00:33:45,857 00:33:48,192 In secret love with some farm Frau. In secret love with some farm Frau.
615 00:33:48,276 00:33:50,278 -Her name's Sissy. -Which is an improvement -Her name's Sissy. -Which is an improvement
616 00:33:50,361 00:33:52,113 on her previous love interest, on her previous love interest,
617 00:33:52,196 00:33:54,073 -the serial killer. -What? -the serial killer. -What?
618 00:33:54,157 00:33:56,242 -Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch... -[whispers] Later. -Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch... -[whispers] Later.
619 00:33:56,492 00:33:59,245 ...for a soldier I haven't technically met yet, ...for a soldier I haven't technically met yet,
620 00:33:59,328 00:34:01,456 and Luther is in love with his sister. and Luther is in love with his sister.
621 00:34:01,539 00:34:04,542 Okay, again, we are not biological. Okay, again, we are not biological.
622 00:34:04,625 00:34:08,004 Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family
623 00:34:08,379 00:34:10,882 was when Five was banging that mannequin. was when Five was banging that mannequin.
624 00:34:11,632 00:34:15,344 The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love... The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love...
625 00:34:17,430 00:34:19,682 is how to screw it up. is how to screw it up.
626 00:34:19,766 00:34:22,727 -[man] You're listening to KBOX, Dallas. -[Allison and Vanya] Cheers. -[man] You're listening to KBOX, Dallas. -[Allison and Vanya] Cheers.
627 00:34:22,810 00:34:25,146 -['60s music continues on radio] -How do you guys deal with this? -['60s music continues on radio] -How do you guys deal with this?
628 00:34:25,229 00:34:26,189 What? What?
629 00:34:26,939 00:34:30,485 I mean, all of it. The time travel, seeing the dead, the end of the world. I mean, all of it. The time travel, seeing the dead, the end of the world.
630 00:34:30,568 00:34:32,487 [Klaus] Well, I get really high. [Klaus] Well, I get really high.
631 00:34:32,570 00:34:34,322 Allison... Allison... Allison... Allison...
632 00:34:35,073 00:34:36,365 [whispers] ...lies to herself. [whispers] ...lies to herself.
633 00:34:37,283 00:34:41,496 And you suppress all your emotions deep, deep down And you suppress all your emotions deep, deep down
634 00:34:41,579 00:34:44,248 until you... you blow shit up. until you... you blow shit up.
635 00:34:44,332 00:34:46,918 Yeah, I'd really like to not do that anymore. Yeah, I'd really like to not do that anymore.
636 00:34:47,335 00:34:49,420 Well, you've got six days, missy. Well, you've got six days, missy.
637 00:34:50,046 00:34:52,507 What the hell are we supposed to do with six days? What the hell are we supposed to do with six days?
638 00:34:52,757 00:34:53,591 [Klaus] Party? [Klaus] Party?
639 00:34:53,674 00:34:54,801 [scoffs] I don't know. [scoffs] I don't know.
640 00:34:55,593 00:34:57,303 I'm gonna tell Sissy that I love her. I'm gonna tell Sissy that I love her.
641 00:34:58,679 00:34:59,639 [sharp exhale] [sharp exhale]
642 00:34:59,722 00:35:01,557 I don't want any secrets. I don't want any secrets.
643 00:35:01,641 00:35:02,558 Yeah. Yeah.
644 00:35:03,184 00:35:04,268 [Allison] Yeah. [Allison] Yeah.
645 00:35:04,352 00:35:05,436 Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
646 00:35:05,853 00:35:08,648 Yes, 'cause, you know, if... if it's all gonna go tits-up, Yes, 'cause, you know, if... if it's all gonna go tits-up,
647 00:35:09,023 00:35:11,692 the least I could do is be honest with my husband. the least I could do is be honest with my husband.
648 00:35:11,776 00:35:14,779 Oh... does that mean I have to face my cult? Oh... does that mean I have to face my cult?
649 00:35:15,196 00:35:16,989 I just hate group breakups. I just hate group breakups.
650 00:35:17,073 00:35:18,950 It's why I stopped dating twins. It's why I stopped dating twins.
651 00:35:19,784 00:35:21,160 This family's amazing. This family's amazing.
652 00:35:21,536 00:35:22,662 [Klaus cackles] [Klaus cackles]
653 00:35:22,745 00:35:24,747 -Yeah, sure. -Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves. -Yeah, sure. -Okay, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
654 00:35:24,831 00:35:26,207 [Klaus] Come here, Vanya. [Klaus] Come here, Vanya.
655 00:35:26,290 00:35:27,500 Come on. Come on.
656 00:35:27,875 00:35:28,876 Get over here. Get over here.
657 00:35:29,335 00:35:31,295 -[Klaus] I love you guys. -[Allison laughs] -[Klaus] I love you guys. -[Allison laughs]
658 00:35:31,379 00:35:32,421 [Klaus groans] [Klaus groans]
659 00:35:32,505 00:35:34,090 [gasps] Oh! You guys! [gasps] Oh! You guys!
660 00:35:34,173 00:35:35,383 I love this song! I love this song!
661 00:35:35,842 00:35:38,469 [Sam Cooke's "Twistin' the Night Away" plays] [Sam Cooke's "Twistin' the Night Away" plays]
662 00:35:39,095 00:35:41,848 ♪ Let me tell you about a place ♪ ♪ Let me tell you about a place ♪
663 00:35:41,931 00:35:44,475 ♪ Somewhere up a New York way ♪ ♪ Somewhere up a New York way ♪
664 00:35:45,143 00:35:49,188 ♪ Where the people are so gay And they're twistin' the night away ♪ ♪ Where the people are so gay And they're twistin' the night away ♪
665 00:35:49,689 00:35:53,067 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
666 00:35:53,151 00:35:55,611 ♪ Everybody's feeling great ♪ ♪ Everybody's feeling great ♪
667 00:35:56,112 00:35:58,364 ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪ ♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
668 00:35:58,447 00:36:00,908 ♪ They're twistin' the night ♪ ♪ They're twistin' the night ♪
669 00:36:00,992 00:36:02,869 -♪ Let's twist a while! ♪ -♪ Lean up ♪ -♪ Let's twist a while! ♪ -♪ Lean up ♪
670 00:36:04,912 00:36:06,205 ♪ Lean back ♪ ♪ Lean back ♪
671 00:36:07,915 00:36:09,125 ♪ Now twist ♪ ♪ Now twist ♪
672 00:36:10,793 00:36:12,003 ♪ Now lean back ♪ ♪ Now lean back ♪
673 00:36:13,921 00:36:15,339 ♪ Watusi! ♪ ♪ Watusi! ♪
674 00:36:17,049 00:36:18,050 ♪ Now fly ♪ ♪ Now fly ♪
675 00:36:20,011 00:36:21,095 ♪ Now twist ♪ ♪ Now twist ♪
676 00:36:22,597 00:36:26,225 ♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪ ♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪
677 00:36:26,309 00:36:29,228 ♪ Twistin', they're twistin' the night ♪ ♪ Twistin', they're twistin' the night ♪
678 00:36:29,312 00:36:30,813 ♪ One more time ♪ ♪ One more time ♪
679 00:36:30,897 00:36:31,898 ♪ Lean up ♪ ♪ Lean up ♪
680 00:36:33,357 00:36:34,525 ♪ Lean back ♪ ♪ Lean back ♪
681 00:36:36,277 00:36:37,403 ♪ Lean up ♪ ♪ Lean up ♪
682 00:36:39,363 00:36:40,573 ♪ Lean back ♪ ♪ Lean back ♪
683 00:36:40,656 00:36:41,824 [song fades out] [song fades out]
684 00:36:41,908 00:36:43,951 -[Allison laughs] -[Allison and Vanya sighing] -[Allison laughs] -[Allison and Vanya sighing]
685 00:36:44,035 00:36:46,662 [suspenseful instrumental music plays] [suspenseful instrumental music plays]
686 00:37:00,885 00:37:02,261 [birds twittering] [birds twittering]
687 00:37:11,395 00:37:12,939 [buzzing] [buzzing]
688 00:37:21,072 00:37:22,573 [twigs crunching] [twigs crunching]
689 00:37:37,255 00:37:39,048 [metallic clink, whirring] [metallic clink, whirring]
690 00:38:04,782 00:38:06,742 [train rumbling along tracks] [train rumbling along tracks]
691 00:38:07,326 00:38:09,537 [train horn blows] [train horn blows]
692 00:38:17,712 00:38:19,839 [The Interrupters' "Bad Guy" plays] [The Interrupters' "Bad Guy" plays]
693 00:38:21,424 00:38:23,384 ♪ Whoo ♪ [echoing] ♪ Whoo ♪ [echoing]
694 00:38:24,885 00:38:26,846 ♪ Hey ♪ [echoing] ♪ Hey ♪ [echoing]
695 00:38:31,600 00:38:32,852 ♪ Whoo ♪ [echoing] ♪ Whoo ♪ [echoing]
696 00:38:35,146 00:38:36,856 ♪ Hey... ♪ [echoing] ♪ Hey... ♪ [echoing]
697 00:38:42,903 00:38:44,697 What's your game, crazy lady? What's your game, crazy lady?
698 00:38:44,780 00:38:46,741 Who cares? You said if you saw me again, you'd kill me. Who cares? You said if you saw me again, you'd kill me.
699 00:38:46,824 00:38:48,909 -Oh, I remember. -Well, come on, big talker. -Oh, I remember. -Well, come on, big talker.
700 00:38:48,993 00:38:50,494 -Let's get this done. -All right. -Let's get this done. -All right.
701 00:38:51,620 00:38:53,331 -[grunts] -[Lila chuckles] -[grunts] -[Lila chuckles]
702 00:38:53,414 00:38:54,790 ♪ ...So criminal ♪ ♪ ...So criminal ♪
703 00:38:55,583 00:38:58,753 ♪ Bruises on both my knees for you ♪ ♪ Bruises on both my knees for you ♪
704 00:38:58,836 00:39:01,422 ♪ Don't say thank you or please ♪ ♪ Don't say thank you or please ♪
705 00:39:01,505 00:39:05,343 ♪ I do what I want when I'm wanting to ♪ ♪ I do what I want when I'm wanting to ♪
706 00:39:05,426 00:39:08,346 ♪ My soul, so cynical ♪ ♪ My soul, so cynical ♪
707 00:39:08,429 00:39:11,640 ♪ So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy ♪ ♪ So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy ♪
708 00:39:11,724 00:39:15,186 ♪ Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy ♪ ♪ Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy ♪
709 00:39:15,728 00:39:18,397 ♪ I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type ♪ ♪ I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type ♪
710 00:39:18,481 00:39:22,526 ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type Might seduce your dad type ♪ ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type Might seduce your dad type ♪
711 00:39:22,818 00:39:25,571 ♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ ♪ I'm the bad guy ♪
712 00:39:26,572 00:39:27,531 ♪ Duh ♪ ♪ Duh ♪
713 00:39:27,948 00:39:29,158 [Lila] I'm waiting. [Lila] I'm waiting.
714 00:39:32,828 00:39:35,915 -♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ -[Lila laughs] -♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ -[Lila laughs]
715 00:39:36,290 00:39:37,458 Fed up yet, Five? Fed up yet, Five?
716 00:39:40,920 00:39:44,423 ♪ So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy ♪ ♪ So you're a tough guy Like it really rough guy ♪
717 00:39:44,507 00:39:48,010 ♪ Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy ♪ ♪ Just can't get enough guy Chest always so puffed guy ♪
718 00:39:48,427 00:39:51,347 ♪ I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type ♪ ♪ I'm that bad type Make your mama sad type ♪
719 00:39:51,430 00:39:55,101 ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type Might seduce your dad type ♪ ♪ Make your girlfriend mad type Might seduce your dad type ♪
720 00:39:55,351 00:39:58,187 -♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ -[Lila grunting] -♪ I'm the bad guy ♪ -[Lila grunting]
721 00:39:58,896 00:40:00,731 -[Lila cries out] -[song fading] -[Lila cries out] -[song fading]
722 00:40:01,690 00:40:03,401 [wheezes] You're better than I thought. [wheezes] You're better than I thought.
723 00:40:03,484 00:40:05,236 And you are entirely average. And you are entirely average.
724 00:40:05,319 00:40:06,320 [soft choking] [soft choking]
725 00:40:07,154 00:40:08,406 You can come out now. You can come out now.
726 00:40:13,744 00:40:14,703 Well done. Well done.
727 00:40:16,163 00:40:17,331 You figured it out. You figured it out.
728 00:40:17,415 00:40:18,916 Well, it wasn't very hard. Well, it wasn't very hard.
729 00:40:19,500 00:40:22,044 She fights like every one of you Commission drones. She fights like every one of you Commission drones.
730 00:40:22,670 00:40:23,587 [Handler] Hmm. [Handler] Hmm.
731 00:40:24,422 00:40:25,673 No matter, here we are. No matter, here we are.
732 00:40:26,048 00:40:27,133 Together again. Together again.
733 00:40:28,300 00:40:29,510 I've gotta ask... I've gotta ask...
734 00:40:30,719 00:40:32,596 did you miss me, you little shit? did you miss me, you little shit?
735 00:40:32,680 00:40:35,141 [Lila coughs, laughs] [Lila coughs, laughs]
736 00:40:38,394 00:40:40,855 [soft, indistinct chatter on TV nearby] [soft, indistinct chatter on TV nearby]
737 00:40:51,031 00:40:51,866 [Vanya] Sissy. [Vanya] Sissy.
738 00:40:52,491 00:40:53,367 [softly] Vanya. [softly] Vanya.
739 00:40:53,617 00:40:55,494 Don't sneak up on me like that. Don't sneak up on me like that.
740 00:40:55,995 00:40:56,996 Where have you been? Where have you been?
741 00:40:57,079 00:40:58,539 Uh, family reunion. Uh, family reunion.
742 00:40:58,914 00:41:00,749 Are you... drunk? Are you... drunk?
743 00:41:02,126 00:41:03,085 Does it matter? Does it matter?
744 00:41:03,752 00:41:05,087 [scoffing chuckle] [scoffing chuckle]
745 00:41:06,839 00:41:09,675 [Vanya] What matters is I have feelings... okay? [Vanya] What matters is I have feelings... okay?
746 00:41:11,010 00:41:12,845 And I... I feel things for you. And I... I feel things for you.
747 00:41:12,928 00:41:15,806 -Vanya, now's not a good time. -No. Now's the only time. -Vanya, now's not a good time. -No. Now's the only time.
748 00:41:15,890 00:41:17,766 'Cause how much time do we have left? 'Cause how much time do we have left?
749 00:41:17,933 00:41:20,811 We could have years, we could have days, but we only have one life. We could have years, we could have days, but we only have one life.
750 00:41:20,895 00:41:22,605 And we gotta go with our hearts. And we gotta go with our hearts.
751 00:41:22,688 00:41:24,064 And my heart wants to go with you. And my heart wants to go with you.
752 00:41:24,565 00:41:25,483 [Carl] Sissy! [Carl] Sissy!
753 00:41:26,358 00:41:28,068 What happened to that beer, girl? What happened to that beer, girl?
754 00:41:28,152 00:41:28,986 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
755 00:41:29,069 00:41:32,364 You caught me naked as a jaybird. [chuckles] You caught me naked as a jaybird. [chuckles]
756 00:41:33,532 00:41:35,576 I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later.
757 00:41:35,659 00:41:37,578 -[bottle clinks] -That's all right. -[bottle clinks] -That's all right.
758 00:41:38,120 00:41:39,622 You're part of the family. You're part of the family.
759 00:41:44,043 00:41:45,503 Don't you dawdle, now. Don't you dawdle, now.
760 00:41:51,050 00:41:52,635 [somber piano melody plays] [somber piano melody plays]
761 00:41:52,718 00:41:53,636 [door shuts] [door shuts]
762 00:41:54,637 00:41:55,721 You slept with him? You slept with him?
763 00:41:56,263 00:41:57,389 He's still my husband. He's still my husband.
764 00:41:57,848 00:41:59,183 Who you don't love anymore. Who you don't love anymore.
765 00:41:59,266 00:42:00,726 Just be a little patient Just be a little patient
766 00:42:00,809 00:42:03,062 -while I figure things-- -What is there to figure out? -while I figure things-- -What is there to figure out?
767 00:42:03,604 00:42:05,189 I see you. I see you miserable. I see you. I see you miserable.
768 00:42:05,272 00:42:07,858 -Who gets to be happy all the time? -We can! -Who gets to be happy all the time? -We can!
769 00:42:07,942 00:42:11,529 -We were just talking about leaving. -Honey, that was just morning talk, -We were just talking about leaving. -Honey, that was just morning talk,
770 00:42:11,612 00:42:14,073 lies we tell each other to get through the damn day. lies we tell each other to get through the damn day.
771 00:42:14,156 00:42:15,950 We don't get to live our fantasies. We don't get to live our fantasies.
772 00:42:17,243 00:42:18,327 [Sissy sighs] [Sissy sighs]
773 00:42:21,455 00:42:22,623 You know, Vanya... You know, Vanya...
774 00:42:23,541 00:42:25,376 [voice trembles] ...maybe when you can remember [voice trembles] ...maybe when you can remember
775 00:42:25,459 00:42:26,752 what your real life was like, what your real life was like,
776 00:42:26,835 00:42:29,505 you'll feel less inclined to tell people how to live theirs. you'll feel less inclined to tell people how to live theirs.
777 00:42:29,588 00:42:32,508 You know nothing of the pressures I'm under. You know nothing of the pressures I'm under.
778 00:42:33,592 00:42:35,636 I know we're running out of time for you to be brave. I know we're running out of time for you to be brave.
779 00:42:36,011 00:42:37,054 What does that mean? What does that mean?
780 00:42:38,180 00:42:39,223 Six days. Six days.
781 00:42:40,057 00:42:41,225 We've got six days. We've got six days.
782 00:42:41,308 00:42:44,144 -Six days until what? -I can't explain, okay? -Six days until what? -I can't explain, okay?
783 00:42:44,311 00:42:46,897 -Just, we need to go now, please. -[Sissy whispers] Vanya. -Just, we need to go now, please. -[Sissy whispers] Vanya.
784 00:42:46,981 00:42:49,567 -[Vanya] Please, come. Please-- -Vanya. Vanya. Vanya! -[Vanya] Please, come. Please-- -Vanya. Vanya. Vanya!
785 00:42:49,692 00:42:51,819 I can't. I can't.
786 00:42:58,867 00:43:01,495 [My Kullsvik's "Hello (Swedish Cover)" plays] [My Kullsvik's "Hello (Swedish Cover)" plays]
787 00:43:04,206 00:43:05,124 [Sissy] Vanya. [Sissy] Vanya.
788 00:43:05,583 00:43:07,543 -[panting] Vanya, wait! -[door opens] -[panting] Vanya, wait! -[door opens]
789 00:43:07,918 00:43:09,420 -[door slams shut] -[Sissy sighs] -[door slams shut] -[Sissy sighs]
790 00:43:11,880 00:43:13,882 [bugs chirring] [bugs chirring]
791 00:43:22,933 00:43:25,185 [My Kullsvik sings in Swedish] [My Kullsvik sings in Swedish]
792 00:43:51,545 00:43:55,799 [screams] [screams]
793 00:44:39,510 00:44:41,387 [followers murmuring] [followers murmuring]
794 00:44:41,470 00:44:43,806 ["Hello (Swedish Cover)" continues] ["Hello (Swedish Cover)" continues]
795 00:44:44,473 00:44:46,141 [overlapping chatter] [overlapping chatter]
796 00:44:50,437 00:44:52,648 Daddy's home. Daddy's home.
797 00:44:58,028 00:44:58,904 Ray? Ray?
798 00:44:59,613 00:45:00,614 Sit your ass down. Sit your ass down.
799 00:45:00,698 00:45:01,782 Sit down. Sit down.
800 00:45:02,324 00:45:04,618 Now, I... I've been doing a lot of thinking and... Now, I... I've been doing a lot of thinking and...
801 00:45:05,411 00:45:06,453 and I've decided... and I've decided...
802 00:45:08,080 00:45:09,415 [Allison exhales sharply] [Allison exhales sharply]
803 00:45:10,708 00:45:12,418 ...I'm gonna tell you everything. ...I'm gonna tell you everything.
804 00:45:16,171 00:45:18,340 ["Hello (Swedish Cover)" continues] ["Hello (Swedish Cover)" continues]
805 00:45:25,764 00:45:27,057 [rock violin music playing] [rock violin music playing]
805 00:45:25,764 00:45:27,057 [rock violin music playing] [rock violin music playing]