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1 | 00:02:27,899 | 00:02:32,821 | Manhattan Island derives its name from its earliest inhabitants... | Manhattan Island derives its name from its earliest inhabitants... |
2 | 00:02:33,071 | 00:02:35,406 | ...the Manhattan Indians. | ...the Manhattan Indians. |
3 | 00:02:35,740 | 00:02:40,537 | They were a peaceful tribe, setting traps, fishing, hunting. | They were a peaceful tribe, setting traps, fishing, hunting. |
4 | 00:02:40,745 | 00:02:43,248 | There was a custom among them: | There was a custom among them: |
5 | 00:02:43,540 | 00:02:47,168 | Every July, when the heat became unbearable... | Every July, when the heat became unbearable... |
6 | 00:02:47,377 | 00:02:51,089 | ...they would send their wives and children away. | ...they would send their wives and children away. |
7 | 00:02:51,339 | 00:02:53,424 | Up the river to the highlands... | Up the river to the highlands... |
8 | 00:02:53,716 | 00:02:57,762 | ...or, if they could afford it, to the seashore. | ...or, if they could afford it, to the seashore. |
9 | 00:02:58,054 | 00:03:02,600 | The husbands remained behind to attend to business: | The husbands remained behind to attend to business: |
10 | 00:03:02,851 | 00:03:07,272 | Setting traps, fishing and hunting. | Setting traps, fishing and hunting. |
11 | 00:03:13,027 | 00:03:17,532 | Our story has nothing whatsoever to do with Indians. | Our story has nothing whatsoever to do with Indians. |
12 | 00:03:17,782 | 00:03:21,244 | It plays 500 years later. | It plays 500 years later. |
13 | 00:03:21,452 | 00:03:26,624 | Portland, Rockland, Plymouth and Bar Harbor. | Portland, Rockland, Plymouth and Bar Harbor. |
14 | 00:03:26,791 | 00:03:28,751 | Departing at 6:30... | Departing at 6:30... |
15 | 00:03:28,960 | 00:03:33,256 | We brought up the subject to show how nothing has changed. | We brought up the subject to show how nothing has changed. |
16 | 00:03:33,464 | 00:03:37,302 | Manhattan wives and children are still sent away in the summer. | Manhattan wives and children are still sent away in the summer. |
17 | 00:03:37,468 | 00:03:40,763 | Husbands remain behind to attend to business: | Husbands remain behind to attend to business: |
18 | 00:03:40,972 | 00:03:43,975 | Setting traps, fishing and hunting. | Setting traps, fishing and hunting. |
19 | 00:03:44,267 | 00:03:48,730 | We want you to meet a typical Manhattan husband. | We want you to meet a typical Manhattan husband. |
20 | 00:03:48,980 | 00:03:54,819 | This is Mr. Richard Sherman, his wife, Helen, and son, Ricky. | This is Mr. Richard Sherman, his wife, Helen, and son, Ricky. |
21 | 00:03:55,570 | 00:03:57,989 | Ricky, what are you doing? | Ricky, what are you doing? |
22 | 00:03:58,239 | 00:04:02,160 | He's an interplanetary spy. I blasted him into dust. | He's an interplanetary spy. I blasted him into dust. |
23 | 00:04:02,410 | 00:04:06,831 | Cut it out. You're going to Maine, not to Mars. Goodbye, Helen. | Cut it out. You're going to Maine, not to Mars. Goodbye, Helen. |
24 | 00:04:07,081 | 00:04:10,793 | - Goodbye, Richard. - Why can't Daddy come up with us? | - Goodbye, Richard. - Why can't Daddy come up with us? |
25 | 00:04:11,002 | 00:04:15,924 | - Daddy has to stay and make money - Don't worry. I'll be fine. | - Daddy has to stay and make money - Don't worry. I'll be fine. |
26 | 00:04:16,174 | 00:04:20,303 | - How will I get my allowance? - I'll mail it to you. | - How will I get my allowance? - I'll mail it to you. |
27 | 00:04:20,511 | 00:04:24,307 | You promised to eat properly and not smoke. | You promised to eat properly and not smoke. |
28 | 00:04:24,515 | 00:04:27,852 | And you promised not to drink. | And you promised not to drink. |
29 | 00:04:28,144 | 00:04:31,356 | - I'll call you tonight at 10. - Goodbye, Helen. | - I'll call you tonight at 10. - Goodbye, Helen. |
30 | 00:04:31,606 | 00:04:35,693 | Goodbye, Ricky. Let me kiss you. | Goodbye, Ricky. Let me kiss you. |
31 | 00:04:35,860 | 00:04:39,447 | - Take that thing off. - He's shutting off my oxygen! | - Take that thing off. - He's shutting off my oxygen! |
32 | 00:04:39,697 | 00:04:42,116 | Come on, we'll miss the train. | Come on, we'll miss the train. |
33 | 00:04:46,162 | 00:04:49,874 | Helen, Ricky, the paddle! You forgot the paddle! | Helen, Ricky, the paddle! You forgot the paddle! |
34 | 00:04:50,124 | 00:04:53,878 | - Ticket, mister? - My son forgot the paddle. | - Ticket, mister? - My son forgot the paddle. |
35 | 00:04:54,128 | 00:04:59,550 | Sorry, only those holding tickets admitted through the gates. | Sorry, only those holding tickets admitted through the gates. |
36 | 00:05:11,813 | 00:05:15,066 | Oh, no, not me. | Oh, no, not me. |
37 | 00:05:15,566 | 00:05:17,735 | And I'm not gonna smoke either. | And I'm not gonna smoke either. |
38 | 00:05:18,027 | 00:05:23,241 | Look at them. Awful. The train isn't even out of the station. | Look at them. Awful. The train isn't even out of the station. |
39 | 00:05:24,200 | 00:05:27,996 | Gotta get back to the office. Man, is this hot! | Gotta get back to the office. Man, is this hot! |
40 | 00:05:29,247 | 00:05:32,417 | A few more facts about Mr. Sherman: | A few more facts about Mr. Sherman: |
41 | 00:05:32,709 | 00:05:35,586 | He works for a publishing firm, Brady & Company. | He works for a publishing firm, Brady & Company. |
42 | 00:05:35,837 | 00:05:40,550 | They publish those pocket editions, two bits in any drugstore. | They publish those pocket editions, two bits in any drugstore. |
43 | 00:05:40,758 | 00:05:45,722 | Old Mr. Brady is the boss, but Mr. Sherman is the key man. | Old Mr. Brady is the boss, but Mr. Sherman is the key man. |
44 | 00:05:45,930 | 00:05:48,599 | He keeps the whole operation together. | He keeps the whole operation together. |
45 | 00:05:48,766 | 00:05:51,936 | In the 25-cent book business, you can sell anything. | In the 25-cent book business, you can sell anything. |
46 | 00:05:52,228 | 00:05:54,939 | Even the old, dreary classics. | Even the old, dreary classics. |
47 | 00:05:55,189 | 00:05:57,859 | The trick is to soup up the title... | The trick is to soup up the title... |
48 | 00:05:58,109 | 00:06:01,279 | ...and get an interesting cover. | ...and get an interesting cover. |
49 | 00:06:01,571 | 00:06:04,782 | It's all a question of imagination... | It's all a question of imagination... |
50 | 00:06:04,949 | 00:06:08,453 | ...and Mr. Sherman has a lot of imagination. | ...and Mr. Sherman has a lot of imagination. |
51 | 00:06:11,914 | 00:06:14,292 | That'll be all, Miss Morris. | That'll be all, Miss Morris. |
52 | 00:06:16,961 | 00:06:21,132 | Oh, no, not me. Not me. | Oh, no, not me. Not me. |
53 | 00:06:23,051 | 00:06:25,303 | And I'm not gonna smoke either. | And I'm not gonna smoke either. |
54 | 00:06:26,137 | 00:06:30,141 | Some husbands run wild because their wives are away. | Some husbands run wild because their wives are away. |
55 | 00:06:30,308 | 00:06:32,477 | Do anything they want. | Do anything they want. |
56 | 00:06:32,727 | 00:06:35,897 | Like Charlie Lederer. Annie was gone two days... | Like Charlie Lederer. Annie was gone two days... |
57 | 00:06:36,147 | 00:06:38,649 | ...when Charlie got himself tattooed. | ...when Charlie got himself tattooed. |
58 | 00:06:38,900 | 00:06:42,570 | Green dragon on his chest, butterfly on the shoulders. | Green dragon on his chest, butterfly on the shoulders. |
59 | 00:06:42,820 | 00:06:46,407 | Not me. Oh, no, work, work-- | Not me. Oh, no, work, work-- |
60 | 00:06:47,116 | 00:06:51,162 | I'll work till 6, then have dinner at the saloon-- | I'll work till 6, then have dinner at the saloon-- |
61 | 00:06:51,412 | 00:06:55,500 | No! No saloon, no drinking like Dr. Summers said. | No! No saloon, no drinking like Dr. Summers said. |
62 | 00:06:55,792 | 00:06:59,629 | I know, I'll try that vegetarian restaurant. | I know, I'll try that vegetarian restaurant. |
63 | 00:06:59,837 | 00:07:02,256 | Health food, that's the stuff. | Health food, that's the stuff. |
64 | 00:07:02,507 | 00:07:06,177 | The human body is a very delicate machine. | The human body is a very delicate machine. |
65 | 00:07:06,469 | 00:07:09,263 | You can't run it on martinis and goulash. | You can't run it on martinis and goulash. |
66 | 00:07:09,514 | 00:07:11,849 | Especially in this hot weather. | Especially in this hot weather. |
67 | 00:07:13,017 | 00:07:17,188 | - Miss, may I have the check, please? - Yes, sir. | - Miss, may I have the check, please? - Yes, sir. |
68 | 00:07:17,522 | 00:07:21,859 | Let's see. We had the special, the soybean hamburger... | Let's see. We had the special, the soybean hamburger... |
69 | 00:07:22,151 | 00:07:23,861 | ...with French-fried soybeans. | ...with French-fried soybeans. |
70 | 00:07:24,153 | 00:07:26,864 | Soybean sherbet and peppermint tea. | Soybean sherbet and peppermint tea. |
71 | 00:07:27,532 | 00:07:29,200 | I had a cocktail to start. | I had a cocktail to start. |
72 | 00:07:29,492 | 00:07:33,037 | Yes, we had the sauerkraut juice on the rocks. | Yes, we had the sauerkraut juice on the rocks. |
73 | 00:07:33,329 | 00:07:37,959 | You'll be proud to know that the meal was only 260 calories. | You'll be proud to know that the meal was only 260 calories. |
74 | 00:07:38,209 | 00:07:39,710 | I am proud. | I am proud. |
75 | 00:07:40,044 | 00:07:43,464 | That'll be $1.27. | That'll be $1.27. |
76 | 00:07:43,714 | 00:07:47,218 | - Keep the change. - We don't permit tipping. | - Keep the change. - We don't permit tipping. |
77 | 00:07:47,510 | 00:07:50,138 | I can put it in our nudist camp fund. | I can put it in our nudist camp fund. |
78 | 00:07:50,388 | 00:07:52,557 | - You do that. - Oh, thank you, sir. | - You do that. - Oh, thank you, sir. |
79 | 00:07:52,807 | 00:07:57,353 | It's a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. | It's a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. |
80 | 00:07:57,562 | 00:08:02,567 | To unmask our suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. | To unmask our suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. |
81 | 00:08:02,900 | 00:08:07,405 | Without clothes there'd be no sickness and no war. | Without clothes there'd be no sickness and no war. |
82 | 00:08:07,697 | 00:08:11,576 | Can you imagine two armies on the battlefield... | Can you imagine two armies on the battlefield... |
83 | 00:08:11,826 | 00:08:14,078 | ...no uniforms, completely nude? | ...no uniforms, completely nude? |
84 | 00:08:14,370 | 00:08:19,083 | No way of telling friend from foe, all brothers together. | No way of telling friend from foe, all brothers together. |
85 | 00:08:19,333 | 00:08:23,379 | Just a moment, sir. You forgot your paddle. | Just a moment, sir. You forgot your paddle. |
86 | 00:08:24,881 | 00:08:26,257 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
87 | 00:08:40,104 | 00:08:41,856 | I like this house. | I like this house. |
88 | 00:08:42,064 | 00:08:45,359 | Why does Helen want to move into one of those... | Why does Helen want to move into one of those... |
89 | 00:08:45,610 | 00:08:48,446 | ...buildings out of Riot in Cellblock 11? | ...buildings out of Riot in Cellblock 11? |
90 | 00:08:48,613 | 00:08:51,616 | So much nicer here. Just three apartments. | So much nicer here. Just three apartments. |
91 | 00:08:51,866 | 00:08:53,784 | Ours, Kaufmans upstairs... | Ours, Kaufmans upstairs... |
92 | 00:08:54,035 | 00:08:59,040 | ...and two guys on the top, interior decorators or something. | ...and two guys on the top, interior decorators or something. |
93 | 00:09:10,968 | 00:09:15,306 | It's peaceful with everybody gone. Sure is peaceful. | It's peaceful with everybody gone. Sure is peaceful. |
94 | 00:09:15,598 | 00:09:19,143 | No Howdy Doody. No Captain Video. | No Howdy Doody. No Captain Video. |
95 | 00:09:19,393 | 00:09:23,606 | No smell of cooking. No "What happened at the office?" | No smell of cooking. No "What happened at the office?" |
96 | 00:09:23,814 | 00:09:28,653 | I shot Mr. Brady in the head, made violent love to Miss Morris... | I shot Mr. Brady in the head, made violent love to Miss Morris... |
97 | 00:09:28,903 | 00:09:34,909 | ...and set fire to 300,000 copies of Little Women. That's what happened. | ...and set fire to 300,000 copies of Little Women. That's what happened. |
98 | 00:09:36,244 | 00:09:41,415 | What can happen at the office? It sure is peaceful. | What can happen at the office? It sure is peaceful. |
99 | 00:09:48,089 | 00:09:50,424 | "Use the opener, Richard." | "Use the opener, Richard." |
100 | 00:10:04,438 | 00:10:07,650 | "Carbonated water, citric acid, corn syrup... | "Carbonated water, citric acid, corn syrup... |
101 | 00:10:07,900 | 00:10:10,361 | ...artificial raspberry flavoring... | ...artificial raspberry flavoring... |
102 | 00:10:10,611 | 00:10:13,572 | ...vegetable colors and preservative." | ...vegetable colors and preservative." |
103 | 00:10:13,823 | 00:10:17,326 | Why is this stuff better for you... | Why is this stuff better for you... |
104 | 00:10:17,576 | 00:10:20,579 | ...than a little scotch and a twist of lemon? | ...than a little scotch and a twist of lemon? |
105 | 00:10:20,830 | 00:10:22,707 | I'd really like to know. | I'd really like to know. |
106 | 00:10:23,916 | 00:10:26,877 | Helen's gonna call at 10. | Helen's gonna call at 10. |
107 | 00:10:27,461 | 00:10:30,548 | I guess I better do a little reading. | I guess I better do a little reading. |
108 | 00:10:30,798 | 00:10:34,510 | I brought Dr. Brubaker's manuscript home with me-- | I brought Dr. Brubaker's manuscript home with me-- |
109 | 00:10:41,142 | 00:10:43,185 | Ricky! | Ricky! |
110 | 00:10:43,436 | 00:10:48,441 | Okay, where is it? Where is the other one? | Okay, where is it? Where is the other one? |
111 | 00:10:48,691 | 00:10:52,111 | I know it's lurking here somewhere to get me. | I know it's lurking here somewhere to get me. |
112 | 00:10:52,320 | 00:10:55,531 | Where is Captain Video's other roller skate? | Where is Captain Video's other roller skate? |
113 | 00:10:59,327 | 00:11:01,078 | Now, who's that? | Now, who's that? |
114 | 00:11:16,552 | 00:11:19,680 | - Yes, what is it? - I'm sorry to bother you. | - Yes, what is it? - I'm sorry to bother you. |
115 | 00:11:19,930 | 00:11:23,476 | I forgot my key, so I had to ring your bell. | I forgot my key, so I had to ring your bell. |
116 | 00:11:24,643 | 00:11:26,729 | It's perfectly all right. | It's perfectly all right. |
117 | 00:11:28,147 | 00:11:32,151 | Anytime. Anything else I can do for you? | Anytime. Anything else I can do for you? |
118 | 00:11:32,360 | 00:11:34,779 | Would you mind pressing it again? | Would you mind pressing it again? |
119 | 00:11:35,029 | 00:11:37,448 | My fan's caught in the door. | My fan's caught in the door. |
120 | 00:11:37,698 | 00:11:40,701 | Oh, of course. | Oh, of course. |
121 | 00:11:41,744 | 00:11:44,330 | - Thanks. - Do you live in our building? | - Thanks. - Do you live in our building? |
122 | 00:11:44,580 | 00:11:48,334 | In the Kaufmans' apartment. They're in Europe. | In the Kaufmans' apartment. They're in Europe. |
123 | 00:11:48,626 | 00:11:53,130 | I know you'll be happy here. It's a very quiet building. | I know you'll be happy here. It's a very quiet building. |
124 | 00:11:53,381 | 00:11:56,884 | No dogs, no children, just two interior decorators. | No dogs, no children, just two interior decorators. |
125 | 00:11:57,093 | 00:11:59,261 | And you, and of course, me. | And you, and of course, me. |
126 | 00:12:01,097 | 00:12:04,642 | - You all right? - Oh, sure, fine. | - You all right? - Oh, sure, fine. |
127 | 00:12:04,892 | 00:12:06,352 | Well, good night. | Well, good night. |
128 | 00:12:07,895 | 00:12:09,480 | Good night. | Good night. |
129 | 00:12:17,571 | 00:12:19,490 | Well, now. | Well, now. |
130 | 00:12:21,742 | 00:12:25,496 | Maybe I should have asked her in for a drink. | Maybe I should have asked her in for a drink. |
131 | 00:12:25,746 | 00:12:30,292 | Make her feel at home. After all, we're one big family here. | Make her feel at home. After all, we're one big family here. |
132 | 00:12:33,963 | 00:12:35,756 | Oh, no, no. | Oh, no, no. |
133 | 00:12:57,778 | 00:13:01,824 | I've got to get to work on the Brubaker book. | I've got to get to work on the Brubaker book. |
134 | 00:13:02,074 | 00:13:05,703 | I'm gonna talk to him about it tomorrow, so I better. | I'm gonna talk to him about it tomorrow, so I better. |
135 | 00:13:05,953 | 00:13:10,207 | Of Man and the Unconscious, by Dr. Ludwig Brubaker. | Of Man and the Unconscious, by Dr. Ludwig Brubaker. |
136 | 00:13:10,499 | 00:13:11,584 | Some title. | Some title. |
137 | 00:13:11,876 | 00:13:16,046 | We'll have to soup this one up, that's for sure. | We'll have to soup this one up, that's for sure. |
138 | 00:13:22,595 | 00:13:24,597 | Ten o'clock. | Ten o'clock. |
139 | 00:13:25,055 | 00:13:28,350 | Helen's not gonna call till 10:00. | Helen's not gonna call till 10:00. |
140 | 00:13:28,684 | 00:13:32,938 | I hope this thing keeps me awake till 10:00. | I hope this thing keeps me awake till 10:00. |
141 | 00:13:34,815 | 00:13:37,067 | Chapter three: | Chapter three: |
142 | 00:13:37,318 | 00:13:40,446 | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. |
143 | 00:13:40,654 | 00:13:43,365 | Its Roots and Its Consequences." | Its Roots and Its Consequences." |
144 | 00:13:44,909 | 00:13:47,870 | Helen has a lot of nerve calling me at 10:00. | Helen has a lot of nerve calling me at 10:00. |
145 | 00:13:48,120 | 00:13:51,207 | It shows a definite lack of trust. | It shows a definite lack of trust. |
146 | 00:13:51,499 | 00:13:56,212 | What does she think I'm gonna do? Start smoking? Get drunk? | What does she think I'm gonna do? Start smoking? Get drunk? |
147 | 00:13:56,504 | 00:14:01,300 | Or tattooed? Charlie... Big, green dragon. | Or tattooed? Charlie... Big, green dragon. |
148 | 00:14:02,343 | 00:14:05,513 | I bet she thinks I'll have girls up here. | I bet she thinks I'll have girls up here. |
149 | 00:14:05,763 | 00:14:07,348 | That's terrible. | That's terrible. |
150 | 00:14:07,598 | 00:14:12,520 | Seven years we've been married. I've never done anything like that. | Seven years we've been married. I've never done anything like that. |
151 | 00:14:12,770 | 00:14:18,025 | Don't think I couldn't have either. Because I could have, plenty. | Don't think I couldn't have either. Because I could have, plenty. |
152 | 00:14:19,443 | 00:14:21,320 | Plenty. | Plenty. |
153 | 00:14:25,032 | 00:14:26,909 | Don't laugh, Helen. | Don't laugh, Helen. |
154 | 00:14:27,117 | 00:14:30,621 | I happen to be very attractive to women. | I happen to be very attractive to women. |
155 | 00:14:30,871 | 00:14:34,250 | You're attractive to me, but I'm used to you. | You're attractive to me, but I'm used to you. |
156 | 00:14:34,458 | 00:14:37,878 | This isn't a thing one likes to tell his wife... | This isn't a thing one likes to tell his wife... |
157 | 00:14:38,128 | 00:14:43,467 | ...but women have been throwing themselves at me for years. | ...but women have been throwing themselves at me for years. |
158 | 00:14:43,717 | 00:14:47,638 | That's right, beautiful ones, plenty of them. | That's right, beautiful ones, plenty of them. |
159 | 00:14:48,055 | 00:14:51,350 | - Acres and acres of them. - Name one. | - Acres and acres of them. - Name one. |
160 | 00:14:51,600 | 00:14:56,355 | It's hard just offhand, but there have been plenty of them. | It's hard just offhand, but there have been plenty of them. |
161 | 00:14:56,772 | 00:15:00,568 | You asked for it. Take my secretary, for instance. | You asked for it. Take my secretary, for instance. |
162 | 00:15:00,818 | 00:15:05,656 | To you, she's just Miss Morris, a piece of office furniture. | To you, she's just Miss Morris, a piece of office furniture. |
163 | 00:15:05,906 | 00:15:08,075 | Ten fingers to type my letters. | Ten fingers to type my letters. |
164 | 00:15:08,325 | 00:15:10,953 | Well, let me tell you. | Well, let me tell you. |
165 | 00:15:11,453 | 00:15:14,456 | - Did you type this letter? - Yes, Mr. Sherman. | - Did you type this letter? - Yes, Mr. Sherman. |
166 | 00:15:14,748 | 00:15:18,168 | There are six errors in the first paragraph. | There are six errors in the first paragraph. |
167 | 00:15:18,419 | 00:15:20,546 | What is the matter with you? | What is the matter with you? |
168 | 00:15:20,796 | 00:15:25,384 | - What's the matter with you? - I'll tell you what's the matter. | - What's the matter with you? - I'll tell you what's the matter. |
169 | 00:15:25,634 | 00:15:30,431 | I'm in love with you. I have been since the day I came here. | I'm in love with you. I have been since the day I came here. |
170 | 00:15:30,681 | 00:15:34,393 | Deeply, madly, desperately, all-consumingly. | Deeply, madly, desperately, all-consumingly. |
171 | 00:15:34,685 | 00:15:38,147 | And to you I'm nothing, just a piece of furniture. | And to you I'm nothing, just a piece of furniture. |
172 | 00:15:38,397 | 00:15:41,150 | Ten fingers to type your letters with. | Ten fingers to type your letters with. |
173 | 00:15:41,400 | 00:15:46,280 | Mr. Sherman, take a look at me. I'm a woman, do you hear? | Mr. Sherman, take a look at me. I'm a woman, do you hear? |
174 | 00:15:46,530 | 00:15:49,491 | With flesh and blood and nerves and feelings! | With flesh and blood and nerves and feelings! |
175 | 00:15:49,742 | 00:15:55,122 | I'm in love with you. I need you, I want you. I want you | I'm in love with you. I need you, I want you. I want you |
176 | 00:16:00,836 | 00:16:03,297 | That will be all, Miss Morris. | That will be all, Miss Morris. |
177 | 00:16:15,851 | 00:16:20,981 | You remember that torn shirt, Helen? Now you know how it happened. | You remember that torn shirt, Helen? Now you know how it happened. |
178 | 00:16:22,441 | 00:16:27,780 | It got torn at the laundry, that's how it happened. What an imagination! | It got torn at the laundry, that's how it happened. What an imagination! |
179 | 00:16:28,405 | 00:16:31,241 | You don't realize this about women and me: | You don't realize this about women and me: |
180 | 00:16:31,492 | 00:16:34,203 | I walk into a room and they sense it. | I walk into a room and they sense it. |
181 | 00:16:34,453 | 00:16:37,915 | I arouse something in them, I bother them. | I arouse something in them, I bother them. |
182 | 00:16:38,207 | 00:16:42,711 | It's a kind of animal thing I've got. It's quite extraordinary. | It's a kind of animal thing I've got. It's quite extraordinary. |
183 | 00:16:42,961 | 00:16:46,256 | The only extraordinary thing is your imagination. | The only extraordinary thing is your imagination. |
184 | 00:16:46,507 | 00:16:49,760 | Last winter when I had my appendix out... | Last winter when I had my appendix out... |
185 | 00:16:49,927 | 00:16:52,221 | ...do you remember the nurse? | ...do you remember the nurse? |
186 | 00:16:52,471 | 00:16:56,558 | That sweet, little old lady with the gray hair? | That sweet, little old lady with the gray hair? |
187 | 00:16:56,850 | 00:16:59,061 | That was the day nurse. | That was the day nurse. |
188 | 00:16:59,269 | 00:17:04,358 | You never saw the night nurse, a certain Miss Finch. | You never saw the night nurse, a certain Miss Finch. |
189 | 00:17:04,566 | 00:17:09,029 | Poor Miss Finch. She fought it as long as she could. | Poor Miss Finch. She fought it as long as she could. |
190 | 00:17:09,279 | 00:17:12,616 | - But then one night... - Richard! | - But then one night... - Richard! |
191 | 00:17:12,866 | 00:17:16,495 | Miss Finch, please, not again tonight. | Miss Finch, please, not again tonight. |
192 | 00:17:18,497 | 00:17:20,624 | We have so little time. | We have so little time. |
193 | 00:17:20,916 | 00:17:26,130 | Soon they'll take out your stitches and I'll have lost you forever. | Soon they'll take out your stitches and I'll have lost you forever. |
194 | 00:17:27,297 | 00:17:31,468 | Please, Miss Finch. There is such a thing as ethics. | Please, Miss Finch. There is such a thing as ethics. |
195 | 00:17:31,593 | 00:17:34,596 | Remember, you are a registered nurse. | Remember, you are a registered nurse. |
196 | 00:17:34,847 | 00:17:40,185 | Ethics? Once I had ethics. Once I was young. | Ethics? Once I had ethics. Once I was young. |
197 | 00:17:40,477 | 00:17:45,315 | Once I had ideals. I was registered! And then you happened. | Once I had ideals. I was registered! And then you happened. |
198 | 00:17:45,566 | 00:17:50,279 | Miss Finch, for five nights now you've been taking my pulse. | Miss Finch, for five nights now you've been taking my pulse. |
199 | 00:17:50,529 | 00:17:54,533 | Have you never noticed this simple band of gold? | Have you never noticed this simple band of gold? |
200 | 00:17:54,783 | 00:18:00,164 | You've bothered me since they wheeled you into the operating room. | You've bothered me since they wheeled you into the operating room. |
201 | 00:18:00,372 | 00:18:05,252 | I can't understand it. There's this animal thing about you. | I can't understand it. There's this animal thing about you. |
202 | 00:18:07,129 | 00:18:09,590 | Please, Miss Finch, my adhesions. | Please, Miss Finch, my adhesions. |
203 | 00:18:09,840 | 00:18:13,594 | Let's crash out of here. Let's steal an ambulance. | Let's crash out of here. Let's steal an ambulance. |
204 | 00:18:13,886 | 00:18:17,723 | You're not fit to wear that uniform. | You're not fit to wear that uniform. |
205 | 00:18:18,015 | 00:18:20,225 | You're rotten to the core. | You're rotten to the core. |
206 | 00:18:21,435 | 00:18:25,439 | Beat me till your arms ache. | Beat me till your arms ache. |
207 | 00:18:25,689 | 00:18:28,817 | I'll only come crawling back for more. | I'll only come crawling back for more. |
208 | 00:18:29,318 | 00:18:32,738 | You're forcing me to take measures... | You're forcing me to take measures... |
209 | 00:18:32,946 | 00:18:35,032 | ...to protect you from yourself. | ...to protect you from yourself. |
210 | 00:18:39,828 | 00:18:43,165 | No, no! | No, no! |
211 | 00:18:43,415 | 00:18:47,169 | Put me down! Put me down! | Put me down! Put me down! |
212 | 00:18:54,635 | 00:18:57,721 | The moth and the flame, that's what it was. | The moth and the flame, that's what it was. |
213 | 00:18:57,971 | 00:19:02,601 | Poor Miss Finch. I hope I didn't singe her wings too badly. | Poor Miss Finch. I hope I didn't singe her wings too badly. |
214 | 00:19:02,851 | 00:19:06,688 | You read too many books and see too many movies. | You read too many books and see too many movies. |
215 | 00:19:08,690 | 00:19:14,029 | For instance, take Elaine. Your best friend, your bridesmaid. | For instance, take Elaine. Your best friend, your bridesmaid. |
216 | 00:19:14,279 | 00:19:18,408 | Let me tell you about that weekend in Westport last summer. | Let me tell you about that weekend in Westport last summer. |
217 | 00:19:18,659 | 00:19:22,371 | You were playing canasta, suspecting nothing. | You were playing canasta, suspecting nothing. |
218 | 00:19:22,663 | 00:19:25,874 | Elaine and I went for a walk. Walk! | Elaine and I went for a walk. Walk! |
219 | 00:19:26,083 | 00:19:30,087 | We went swimming, moonlight swimming. | We went swimming, moonlight swimming. |
220 | 00:19:41,056 | 00:19:46,311 | What is this strange animal thing you have? It bothers me. | What is this strange animal thing you have? It bothers me. |
221 | 00:19:46,603 | 00:19:50,023 | It's bothered me since the first time I saw you. | It's bothered me since the first time I saw you. |
222 | 00:19:50,274 | 00:19:54,695 | And it'll bother me always, from here to eternity. | And it'll bother me always, from here to eternity. |
223 | 00:20:01,243 | 00:20:06,039 | You must fight it, Elaine. Remember, I belong to another. | You must fight it, Elaine. Remember, I belong to another. |
224 | 00:20:06,290 | 00:20:07,499 | Richard! | Richard! |
225 | 00:20:07,708 | 00:20:13,046 | This can never be. I have a devoted, trusting wife at home. | This can never be. I have a devoted, trusting wife at home. |
226 | 00:20:13,297 | 00:20:17,259 | And a freckle-faced little space cadet. | And a freckle-faced little space cadet. |
227 | 00:20:17,843 | 00:20:19,970 | Richard! | Richard! |
228 | 00:20:37,779 | 00:20:41,408 | So, Helen, in light of the circumstances... | So, Helen, in light of the circumstances... |
229 | 00:20:41,658 | 00:20:44,870 | ...I resent your calling to check up on me. | ...I resent your calling to check up on me. |
230 | 00:20:45,120 | 00:20:46,914 | Don't worry about me. | Don't worry about me. |
231 | 00:20:47,164 | 00:20:51,418 | Although I have tremendous personal magnetism... | Although I have tremendous personal magnetism... |
232 | 00:20:51,710 | 00:20:54,421 | ...I also have strength of character. | ...I also have strength of character. |
233 | 00:20:54,671 | 00:20:57,090 | And tremendous imagination. | And tremendous imagination. |
234 | 00:20:57,341 | 00:21:02,763 | You've begun to imagine it Cinemascope, with stereophonic sound. | You've begun to imagine it Cinemascope, with stereophonic sound. |
235 | 00:21:05,349 | 00:21:06,725 | Well... | Well... |
236 | 00:21:08,018 | 00:21:09,436 | ...back to work. | ...back to work. |
237 | 00:21:11,188 | 00:21:13,398 | Chapter three: | Chapter three: |
238 | 00:21:14,274 | 00:21:20,155 | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. Its Roots and Its Consequences." | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. Its Roots and Its Consequences." |
239 | 00:21:22,991 | 00:21:26,620 | Helen is worried. I just know she is. | Helen is worried. I just know she is. |
240 | 00:21:26,870 | 00:21:29,539 | She plays it cool, but she can't fool me. | She plays it cool, but she can't fool me. |
241 | 00:21:29,790 | 00:21:33,752 | Why else would she call in the middle of the night? | Why else would she call in the middle of the night? |
242 | 00:21:34,002 | 00:21:38,757 | She probably figures she isn't as young as she was. She's 31. | She probably figures she isn't as young as she was. She's 31. |
243 | 00:21:39,007 | 00:21:42,844 | One day she'll wake up and find her looks are gone. | One day she'll wake up and find her looks are gone. |
244 | 00:21:43,095 | 00:21:45,138 | No wonder she's worried. | No wonder she's worried. |
245 | 00:21:45,389 | 00:21:48,767 | I don't look different than I did when I was 28. | I don't look different than I did when I was 28. |
246 | 00:21:49,059 | 00:21:53,063 | It's not my fault, it's just a simple biological fact. | It's not my fault, it's just a simple biological fact. |
247 | 00:21:53,271 | 00:21:55,691 | Women age quicker than men. | Women age quicker than men. |
248 | 00:21:55,941 | 00:22:01,029 | I won't look different when I'm 60. I have that kind of a face. | I won't look different when I'm 60. I have that kind of a face. |
249 | 00:22:01,279 | 00:22:04,533 | Everybody'll think she's my mother. | Everybody'll think she's my mother. |
250 | 00:22:14,001 | 00:22:15,544 | Hello, Mother? | Hello, Mother? |
251 | 00:22:16,003 | 00:22:17,963 | Oh, Helen! | Oh, Helen! |
252 | 00:22:18,130 | 00:22:22,467 | I wasn't expecting you to call till 10. Everything all right? | I wasn't expecting you to call till 10. Everything all right? |
253 | 00:22:22,759 | 00:22:27,431 | Everything's fine here. Seems pretty empty without you, though. | Everything's fine here. Seems pretty empty without you, though. |
254 | 00:22:27,723 | 00:22:30,600 | Just sitting out on the terrace... | Just sitting out on the terrace... |
255 | 00:22:30,767 | 00:22:34,730 | ...drinking, getting fractured on raspberry soda. | ...drinking, getting fractured on raspberry soda. |
256 | 00:22:36,106 | 00:22:39,609 | Little Ricky okay? Oh, he did? | Little Ricky okay? Oh, he did? |
257 | 00:22:39,901 | 00:22:43,613 | He hasn't done that for a long time. It's the excitement. | He hasn't done that for a long time. It's the excitement. |
258 | 00:22:44,948 | 00:22:46,783 | That's nice. | That's nice. |
259 | 00:22:49,745 | 00:22:53,623 | Who did you meet on the train? Tom MacKenzie? | Who did you meet on the train? Tom MacKenzie? |
260 | 00:22:54,124 | 00:22:56,126 | What's he doing up there? | What's he doing up there? |
261 | 00:22:57,335 | 00:23:00,464 | My advice is to avoid Tom like the plague. | My advice is to avoid Tom like the plague. |
262 | 00:23:00,630 | 00:23:03,967 | I don't want him carrying Ricky's kayak. | I don't want him carrying Ricky's kayak. |
263 | 00:23:04,217 | 00:23:07,721 | If anybody carries Ricky's kayak, it's gonna be you. | If anybody carries Ricky's kayak, it's gonna be you. |
264 | 00:23:07,971 | 00:23:09,806 | How's the weather? Cool? | How's the weather? Cool? |
265 | 00:23:10,724 | 00:23:14,686 | It's steaming here, like an oven. | It's steaming here, like an oven. |
266 | 00:23:15,062 | 00:23:17,981 | Yeah, I'm pretty tired myself. | Yeah, I'm pretty tired myself. |
267 | 00:23:18,482 | 00:23:21,234 | Night. Good night, darling. | Night. Good night, darling. |
268 | 00:23:27,824 | 00:23:29,993 | Chapter three: | Chapter three: |
269 | 00:23:30,160 | 00:23:33,163 | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. | "The Repressed Urge in the Middle-Aged Male. |
270 | 00:23:33,413 | 00:23:37,209 | Its Roots and Its Consequences." | Its Roots and Its Consequences." |
271 | 00:23:38,335 | 00:23:42,923 | Maybe a twist of lemon would help this, or a shot of Worcestershire. | Maybe a twist of lemon would help this, or a shot of Worcestershire. |
272 | 00:23:59,106 | 00:24:02,734 | Hey, what's the big idea?! You wanna kill somebody? | Hey, what's the big idea?! You wanna kill somebody? |
273 | 00:24:03,360 | 00:24:07,531 | - What's the matter? - This great cast-iron pot... | - What's the matter? - This great cast-iron pot... |
274 | 00:24:07,739 | 00:24:09,783 | ...practically killed me. | ...practically killed me. |
275 | 00:24:10,033 | 00:24:13,787 | Oh, it's you. Well, hello again. | Oh, it's you. Well, hello again. |
276 | 00:24:14,037 | 00:24:17,374 | What happened? Oh, the tomato plant fell over! | What happened? Oh, the tomato plant fell over! |
277 | 00:24:17,707 | 00:24:18,875 | It sure did. | It sure did. |
278 | 00:24:19,084 | 00:24:21,920 | - I'm terribly sorry. - It's nothing. | - I'm terribly sorry. - It's nothing. |
279 | 00:24:22,129 | 00:24:24,381 | Look at that poor chair! | Look at that poor chair! |
280 | 00:24:24,631 | 00:24:28,552 | I'll pay for it. I hope it's not some priceless antique. | I'll pay for it. I hope it's not some priceless antique. |
281 | 00:24:28,885 | 00:24:33,932 | - It's just early Sears, Roebuck. - If there's anything I can do... | - It's just early Sears, Roebuck. - If there's anything I can do... |
282 | 00:24:34,224 | 00:24:37,769 | Do what? There's nothing to worry about. | Do what? There's nothing to worry about. |
283 | 00:24:38,061 | 00:24:42,315 | I'm certainly glad you're not mad. Now don't touch it. | I'm certainly glad you're not mad. Now don't touch it. |
284 | 00:24:42,566 | 00:24:45,068 | I'll have the janitor come down... | I'll have the janitor come down... |
285 | 00:24:45,318 | 00:24:48,238 | ...and take care of it. Good night. | ...and take care of it. Good night. |
286 | 00:24:48,488 | 00:24:50,740 | - Hey there! Wait a minute. - Yes? | - Hey there! Wait a minute. - Yes? |
287 | 00:24:50,991 | 00:24:53,785 | I'll tell you one thing you could do. | I'll tell you one thing you could do. |
288 | 00:24:54,077 | 00:24:57,455 | If you're not doing anything else more important. | If you're not doing anything else more important. |
289 | 00:24:57,747 | 00:25:00,417 | Would you have a drink with me? | Would you have a drink with me? |
290 | 00:25:00,792 | 00:25:03,628 | - Thanks, I'd love it. - You would? | - Thanks, I'd love it. - You would? |
291 | 00:25:03,837 | 00:25:05,172 | Sure, it'd be fun. | Sure, it'd be fun. |
292 | 00:25:05,422 | 00:25:10,760 | Let me just go and put something on. I get dressed in the kitchen. | Let me just go and put something on. I get dressed in the kitchen. |
293 | 00:25:11,011 | 00:25:15,932 | When it's hot like this, I keep my undies in the icebox. | When it's hot like this, I keep my undies in the icebox. |
294 | 00:25:17,017 | 00:25:20,103 | - In the icebox? - See you in a minute. | - In the icebox? - See you in a minute. |
295 | 00:25:22,814 | 00:25:26,193 | In the icebox! | In the icebox! |
296 | 00:26:00,685 | 00:26:04,314 | I really need it, Dr. Murphy. Honest I do. | I really need it, Dr. Murphy. Honest I do. |
297 | 00:26:07,317 | 00:26:10,987 | Don't worry, Dr. Murphy Just one, that's all. | Don't worry, Dr. Murphy Just one, that's all. |
298 | 00:26:24,167 | 00:26:28,213 | All those lovely injurious tars and resins. | All those lovely injurious tars and resins. |
299 | 00:26:28,505 | 00:26:31,883 | And now a small concession from Dr. Summers? | And now a small concession from Dr. Summers? |
300 | 00:26:44,229 | 00:26:48,900 | Doctor, let's be reasonable. Can't fly on one wing. | Doctor, let's be reasonable. Can't fly on one wing. |
301 | 00:26:49,192 | 00:26:52,195 | Okay, I'll put some soda in it. | Okay, I'll put some soda in it. |
302 | 00:27:01,413 | 00:27:05,041 | "Do you want to come in for a drink?" "I'd love it." | "Do you want to come in for a drink?" "I'd love it." |
303 | 00:27:05,250 | 00:27:06,876 | Just like that. | Just like that. |
304 | 00:27:08,712 | 00:27:13,758 | A beautiful girl too. Must be a model or actress. | A beautiful girl too. Must be a model or actress. |
305 | 00:27:33,111 | 00:27:36,614 | Atmosphere. I need a little atmosphere. | Atmosphere. I need a little atmosphere. |
306 | 00:27:40,327 | 00:27:42,579 | Tomato plant. | Tomato plant. |
307 | 00:27:43,246 | 00:27:45,582 | Fan caught in the door. | Fan caught in the door. |
308 | 00:27:48,752 | 00:27:52,339 | What am I doing? This is absolutely ridiculous. | What am I doing? This is absolutely ridiculous. |
309 | 00:27:52,630 | 00:27:56,968 | The first night Helen leaves, I'm bringing dames in here. | The first night Helen leaves, I'm bringing dames in here. |
310 | 00:28:06,770 | 00:28:07,771 | Take it easy. | Take it easy. |
311 | 00:28:07,979 | 00:28:13,443 | There's nothing wrong with asking a neighbor down for a drink. | There's nothing wrong with asking a neighbor down for a drink. |
312 | 00:28:14,069 | 00:28:16,780 | I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea. | I hope she doesn't get the wrong idea. |
313 | 00:28:16,946 | 00:28:21,951 | If this dame thinks she's in for a big time, she's in for a surprise. | If this dame thinks she's in for a big time, she's in for a surprise. |
314 | 00:28:22,160 | 00:28:25,663 | One drink and out! I'm a happily married man. | One drink and out! I'm a happily married man. |
315 | 00:28:26,289 | 00:28:28,583 | Maybe a little soft music. | Maybe a little soft music. |
316 | 00:28:29,959 | 00:28:32,462 | She's probably getting all fixed up. | She's probably getting all fixed up. |
317 | 00:28:32,796 | 00:28:36,800 | She'll probably wear some ice-cold evening dress. | She'll probably wear some ice-cold evening dress. |
318 | 00:28:37,008 | 00:28:42,347 | Let's see. Debussy, Ravel. | Let's see. Debussy, Ravel. |
319 | 00:28:42,639 | 00:28:46,768 | Stravinsky. Stravinsky'd only scare her. | Stravinsky. Stravinsky'd only scare her. |
320 | 00:28:47,769 | 00:28:51,773 | Here's the baby, Rachmaninoff. Give her the full treatment. | Here's the baby, Rachmaninoff. Give her the full treatment. |
321 | 00:28:51,981 | 00:28:54,275 | Come in like gangbusters. | Come in like gangbusters. |
322 | 00:29:01,825 | 00:29:03,159 | Good old Rachmaninoff. | Good old Rachmaninoff. |
323 | 00:29:03,493 | 00:29:07,664 | The Second Piano Concerto. Never misses. | The Second Piano Concerto. Never misses. |
324 | 00:29:38,403 | 00:29:41,823 | You came. I'm so glad. | You came. I'm so glad. |
325 | 00:29:45,577 | 00:29:50,331 | - Rachmaninoff. - The Second Piano Concerto. | - Rachmaninoff. - The Second Piano Concerto. |
326 | 00:29:50,665 | 00:29:54,502 | - It isn't fair. - Not fair? Why? | - It isn't fair. - Not fair? Why? |
327 | 00:29:55,211 | 00:29:58,923 | - Every time I hear it, I go to pieces. - Oh? | - Every time I hear it, I go to pieces. - Oh? |
328 | 00:30:02,218 | 00:30:04,512 | May I sit next to you? | May I sit next to you? |
329 | 00:30:06,264 | 00:30:08,057 | Please do. | Please do. |
330 | 00:30:31,247 | 00:30:34,125 | It shakes me, it quakes me. | It shakes me, it quakes me. |
331 | 00:30:34,375 | 00:30:37,086 | It makes me goose-pimply all over. | It makes me goose-pimply all over. |
332 | 00:30:37,295 | 00:30:42,300 | I don't know where I am, or who I am, or what I'm doing. | I don't know where I am, or who I am, or what I'm doing. |
333 | 00:30:42,592 | 00:30:47,555 | Don't stop, don't stop. Don't ever stop. | Don't stop, don't stop. Don't ever stop. |
334 | 00:30:49,224 | 00:30:53,603 | - Why did you stop? - You know why I stopped. | - Why did you stop? - You know why I stopped. |
335 | 00:30:53,895 | 00:30:56,940 | - Why? - Because. | - Why? - Because. |
336 | 00:30:57,148 | 00:31:00,568 | Because now I'm going to kiss you... | Because now I'm going to kiss you... |
337 | 00:31:00,777 | 00:31:03,571 | ...very quickly and very hard. | ...very quickly and very hard. |
338 | 00:31:25,635 | 00:31:27,512 | One moment, my dear. | One moment, my dear. |
339 | 00:31:32,767 | 00:31:34,352 | You came. | You came. |
340 | 00:31:35,186 | 00:31:37,981 | Yeah, I came for the rugs. | Yeah, I came for the rugs. |
341 | 00:31:38,189 | 00:31:40,817 | The rugs? What is it you want? | The rugs? What is it you want? |
342 | 00:31:41,109 | 00:31:43,945 | The bedroom rugs. I promised Mrs. Sherman. | The bedroom rugs. I promised Mrs. Sherman. |
343 | 00:31:44,153 | 00:31:45,280 | Mr. Kruhulik-- | Mr. Kruhulik-- |
344 | 00:31:45,363 | 00:31:48,950 | - It's on account of the moths. - Forget the rugs. | - It's on account of the moths. - Forget the rugs. |
345 | 00:31:49,158 | 00:31:53,621 | Your wife is gonna find them full of big, gaping holes. | Your wife is gonna find them full of big, gaping holes. |
346 | 00:31:53,830 | 00:31:56,332 | Who'll get blamed? The janitor. | Who'll get blamed? The janitor. |
347 | 00:31:56,541 | 00:32:00,211 | Pick them up tomorrow while I'm at the office. | Pick them up tomorrow while I'm at the office. |
348 | 00:32:00,503 | 00:32:05,550 | I can't. I'm taking the missus and the kids to the train. | I can't. I'm taking the missus and the kids to the train. |
349 | 00:32:05,842 | 00:32:10,847 | - They're going to the country. - All right, in the afternoon then. | - They're going to the country. - All right, in the afternoon then. |
350 | 00:32:11,055 | 00:32:16,477 | I can't do it then. I'm going to the barber in the afternoon. | I can't do it then. I'm going to the barber in the afternoon. |
351 | 00:32:16,686 | 00:32:21,858 | I'm gonna take a shave, haircut, manicure, the whole works. | I'm gonna take a shave, haircut, manicure, the whole works. |
352 | 00:32:22,025 | 00:32:26,529 | I couldn't care less. Come tomorrow evening, just not now. | I couldn't care less. Come tomorrow evening, just not now. |
353 | 00:32:26,738 | 00:32:31,868 | Tomorrow evening? Do you know the maid from 531 Park? | Tomorrow evening? Do you know the maid from 531 Park? |
354 | 00:32:32,076 | 00:32:37,248 | You must've seen her walking down the street with her fat poodle. | You must've seen her walking down the street with her fat poodle. |
355 | 00:32:37,540 | 00:32:38,541 | What? | What? |
356 | 00:32:38,708 | 00:32:43,546 | Come now, we're both summer bachelors. Don't let's be naive. | Come now, we're both summer bachelors. Don't let's be naive. |
357 | 00:32:43,838 | 00:32:45,715 | Good night, Mr. Kruhulik! | Good night, Mr. Kruhulik! |
358 | 00:32:46,716 | 00:32:50,386 | Big, fat poodle! He's got four kids. | Big, fat poodle! He's got four kids. |
359 | 00:32:50,595 | 00:32:55,224 | Something happens to people in the summer. It's disgraceful. | Something happens to people in the summer. It's disgraceful. |
360 | 00:32:55,558 | 00:33:00,396 | It's late. Where is she? This is ridiculous. | It's late. Where is she? This is ridiculous. |
361 | 00:33:00,563 | 00:33:04,901 | She could've been here, had her drink and gone home already. | She could've been here, had her drink and gone home already. |
362 | 00:33:05,109 | 00:33:07,111 | Ice, we'll need ice. | Ice, we'll need ice. |
363 | 00:33:11,949 | 00:33:13,409 | Coming! | Coming! |
364 | 00:33:25,922 | 00:33:27,382 | Coming, coming! | Coming, coming! |
365 | 00:33:32,637 | 00:33:34,055 | Hi! | Hi! |
366 | 00:33:34,555 | 00:33:36,766 | It's me. Don't you remember? | It's me. Don't you remember? |
367 | 00:33:37,058 | 00:33:39,102 | The tomato from upstairs. | The tomato from upstairs. |
368 | 00:33:39,310 | 00:33:42,605 | Of course, the tomato. Come in, please. | Of course, the tomato. Come in, please. |
369 | 00:33:42,814 | 00:33:45,483 | Honestly, I don't know how it happened. | Honestly, I don't know how it happened. |
370 | 00:33:45,775 | 00:33:49,821 | I was watering the plants. I promised the Kaufmans I would. | I was watering the plants. I promised the Kaufmans I would. |
371 | 00:33:50,113 | 00:33:54,409 | I was using the cocktail shaker. It's the only thing I found. | I was using the cocktail shaker. It's the only thing I found. |
372 | 00:33:54,617 | 00:33:59,414 | A little silver one. Then there was this terrible crash. | A little silver one. Then there was this terrible crash. |
373 | 00:33:59,664 | 00:34:04,502 | You could've been killed. It's probably criminal negligence. | You could've been killed. It's probably criminal negligence. |
374 | 00:34:04,794 | 00:34:07,964 | You could've sued somebody. Me, probably. | You could've sued somebody. Me, probably. |
375 | 00:34:08,256 | 00:34:12,844 | Well, not you. You'd have been dead. Your lawyers could have. | Well, not you. You'd have been dead. Your lawyers could have. |
376 | 00:34:13,136 | 00:34:16,472 | Case dismissed. What would you like to drink? | Case dismissed. What would you like to drink? |
377 | 00:34:16,639 | 00:34:21,352 | I don't know. Anything. You have a nice place here. | I don't know. Anything. You have a nice place here. |
378 | 00:34:21,644 | 00:34:25,982 | - You live here alone? - Yes, I live here alone. All alone. | - You live here alone? - Yes, I live here alone. All alone. |
379 | 00:34:28,192 | 00:34:32,196 | - It's a roller skate. Mine, you know. - Yours? | - It's a roller skate. Mine, you know. - Yours? |
380 | 00:34:32,488 | 00:34:37,535 | It's adjustable. I skate a lot. What would you like to drink? | It's adjustable. I skate a lot. What would you like to drink? |
381 | 00:34:37,827 | 00:34:41,122 | - You do drink? - Sure, I drink like a fish. | - You do drink? - Sure, I drink like a fish. |
382 | 00:34:41,330 | 00:34:45,460 | - Do you have gin? - Of course. You mean straight gin? | - Do you have gin? - Of course. You mean straight gin? |
383 | 00:34:45,710 | 00:34:49,338 | No, gin and soda, I guess. | No, gin and soda, I guess. |
384 | 00:34:49,547 | 00:34:54,552 | - Gin and soda? - That's wrong. How do you drink gin? | - Gin and soda? - That's wrong. How do you drink gin? |
385 | 00:34:54,844 | 00:34:59,974 | There's gin and tonic, and gin and vermouth, that's a martini. | There's gin and tonic, and gin and vermouth, that's a martini. |
386 | 00:35:00,183 | 00:35:05,188 | That sounds cool. I'll have a glass of that. A big, tall one. | That sounds cool. I'll have a glass of that. A big, tall one. |
387 | 00:35:07,023 | 00:35:09,525 | Big, tall martini. | Big, tall martini. |
388 | 00:35:22,747 | 00:35:26,167 | This is a nicer apartment than the Kaufmans'. | This is a nicer apartment than the Kaufmans'. |
389 | 00:35:26,417 | 00:35:29,378 | For instance, the Kaufmans have no stairs. | For instance, the Kaufmans have no stairs. |
390 | 00:35:30,087 | 00:35:33,841 | - Hey, where do they lead to? - No place. | - Hey, where do they lead to? - No place. |
391 | 00:35:34,050 | 00:35:38,930 | No place? A stairway to nowhere. That's elegant. | No place? A stairway to nowhere. That's elegant. |
392 | 00:35:39,222 | 00:35:43,893 | I wouldn't say elegant. You see, this used to be a duplex. | I wouldn't say elegant. You see, this used to be a duplex. |
393 | 00:35:44,185 | 00:35:49,524 | The landlord made two apartments out of it by boarding up your floor. | The landlord made two apartments out of it by boarding up your floor. |
394 | 00:35:50,358 | 00:35:54,028 | Oh, yes, I remember that patch in the floor. | Oh, yes, I remember that patch in the floor. |
395 | 00:35:54,237 | 00:35:57,073 | I dropped my cuticle pusher down the crack. | I dropped my cuticle pusher down the crack. |
396 | 00:35:57,365 | 00:35:59,575 | Cuticle pusher. Yeah. | Cuticle pusher. Yeah. |
397 | 00:35:59,867 | 00:36:03,746 | Well, here you are. Big, tall martini. | Well, here you are. Big, tall martini. |
398 | 00:36:04,038 | 00:36:07,250 | - Thanks. - You're welcome. | - Thanks. - You're welcome. |
399 | 00:36:08,960 | 00:36:11,754 | Very good. Maybe it needs a bit more sugar. | Very good. Maybe it needs a bit more sugar. |
400 | 00:36:11,963 | 00:36:15,758 | I'd strongly advise against putting sugar in a martini. | I'd strongly advise against putting sugar in a martini. |
401 | 00:36:16,050 | 00:36:19,220 | - You would? Why? - Well... | - You would? Why? - Well... |
402 | 00:36:19,637 | 00:36:23,266 | Take my word for it. No sugar in a martini. | Take my word for it. No sugar in a martini. |
403 | 00:36:23,474 | 00:36:26,727 | Back home they put sugar in martinis. | Back home they put sugar in martinis. |
404 | 00:36:26,936 | 00:36:31,107 | - Back home? Where? - Denver, Colorado. | - Back home? Where? - Denver, Colorado. |
405 | 00:36:31,440 | 00:36:34,277 | Hey, you've got air conditioning! | Hey, you've got air conditioning! |
406 | 00:36:35,278 | 00:36:38,322 | - How does it work? Put it on. - Sure! | - How does it work? Put it on. - Sure! |
407 | 00:36:38,656 | 00:36:43,244 | I got air conditioning in every room. Don't the Kaufmans? | I got air conditioning in every room. Don't the Kaufmans? |
408 | 00:36:43,452 | 00:36:48,958 | No, it's just terrible up there. That's why I bought the electric fan. | No, it's just terrible up there. That's why I bought the electric fan. |
409 | 00:36:49,917 | 00:36:54,672 | This feels just elegant. I'm just not made for the heat. | This feels just elegant. I'm just not made for the heat. |
410 | 00:36:54,964 | 00:36:58,634 | It's my first summer in New York, and it's killing me. | It's my first summer in New York, and it's killing me. |
411 | 00:36:58,843 | 00:37:02,638 | Yesterday, I tried to sleep in the bathtub. | Yesterday, I tried to sleep in the bathtub. |
412 | 00:37:02,847 | 00:37:05,600 | Just lying up to my neck in cold water. | Just lying up to my neck in cold water. |
413 | 00:37:05,808 | 00:37:07,351 | Good idea. | Good idea. |
414 | 00:37:07,643 | 00:37:12,273 | But the faucet kept dripping. It was keeping me awake. | But the faucet kept dripping. It was keeping me awake. |
415 | 00:37:12,523 | 00:37:17,320 | You know what I did? I pushed my big toe up the faucet. | You know what I did? I pushed my big toe up the faucet. |
416 | 00:37:17,987 | 00:37:20,156 | They call that American know-how. | They call that American know-how. |
417 | 00:37:20,448 | 00:37:24,452 | Then my toe got stuck and I couldn't get it out again. | Then my toe got stuck and I couldn't get it out again. |
418 | 00:37:24,660 | 00:37:25,828 | You couldn't? | You couldn't? |
419 | 00:37:26,120 | 00:37:31,042 | But there's a phone in the bathroom. I was able to call the plumber. | But there's a phone in the bathroom. I was able to call the plumber. |
420 | 00:37:31,334 | 00:37:32,460 | You called him? | You called him? |
421 | 00:37:32,668 | 00:37:36,631 | He was very nice, even though it was Sunday. | He was very nice, even though it was Sunday. |
422 | 00:37:36,839 | 00:37:39,967 | He rushed right over. | He rushed right over. |
423 | 00:37:41,010 | 00:37:42,553 | Everything come out okay? | Everything come out okay? |
424 | 00:37:42,845 | 00:37:47,683 | - Sure. But it was embarrassing. - I can see how it might've been. | - Sure. But it was embarrassing. - I can see how it might've been. |
425 | 00:37:47,975 | 00:37:50,186 | Honestly, I almost died. | Honestly, I almost died. |
426 | 00:37:50,394 | 00:37:53,314 | There I was with a strange plumber... | There I was with a strange plumber... |
427 | 00:37:53,522 | 00:37:56,192 | ...and no polish on my toenails. | ...and no polish on my toenails. |
428 | 00:38:03,074 | 00:38:07,203 | - You got a cigarette around? - A cigarette? Sure. | - You got a cigarette around? - A cigarette? Sure. |
429 | 00:38:07,536 | 00:38:09,080 | Coming UP- | Coming UP- |
430 | 00:38:26,430 | 00:38:30,226 | - Here you are. - Are you afraid of burglars? | - Here you are. - Are you afraid of burglars? |
431 | 00:38:30,434 | 00:38:33,729 | I'm just trying not to smoke. The theory is: | I'm just trying not to smoke. The theory is: |
432 | 00:38:34,063 | 00:38:38,734 | If you don't see them, you don't think about them. | If you don't see them, you don't think about them. |
433 | 00:38:40,736 | 00:38:44,573 | It's not 100% foolproof. It's only a theory. | It's not 100% foolproof. It's only a theory. |
434 | 00:38:44,865 | 00:38:49,787 | All you do is spend half your life dragging ladders back and forth. | All you do is spend half your life dragging ladders back and forth. |
435 | 00:38:50,079 | 00:38:53,541 | You could break a leg. It's just ridiculous. | You could break a leg. It's just ridiculous. |
436 | 00:38:53,749 | 00:38:57,253 | At the club we had this girl who only smoked cigars. | At the club we had this girl who only smoked cigars. |
437 | 00:38:57,461 | 00:39:01,257 | She only did it to make herself look older. | She only did it to make herself look older. |
438 | 00:39:04,093 | 00:39:07,596 | - What club was that? - This club I lived at. | - What club was that? - This club I lived at. |
439 | 00:39:07,888 | 00:39:10,808 | I hated it. You had to be in by 1 a.m. | I hated it. You had to be in by 1 a.m. |
440 | 00:39:11,100 | 00:39:13,769 | Now I can stay out all night. | Now I can stay out all night. |
441 | 00:39:13,936 | 00:39:18,441 | I was glad when they practically asked me to leave. | I was glad when they practically asked me to leave. |
442 | 00:39:18,774 | 00:39:22,111 | - Why did they ask you to leave? - It was so silly. | - Why did they ask you to leave? - It was so silly. |
443 | 00:39:22,319 | 00:39:27,575 | I posed for a picture in U. S. Camera and they got all upset. | I posed for a picture in U. S. Camera and they got all upset. |
444 | 00:39:27,783 | 00:39:29,827 | What was wrong with the picture? | What was wrong with the picture? |
445 | 00:39:30,119 | 00:39:34,999 | I was-- It was one of these artistic pictures. | I was-- It was one of these artistic pictures. |
446 | 00:39:36,834 | 00:39:39,128 | On the beach, with driftwood. | On the beach, with driftwood. |
447 | 00:39:39,336 | 00:39:42,965 | - It got honorable mention. - In U. S. Camera? | - It got honorable mention. - In U. S. Camera? |
448 | 00:39:43,132 | 00:39:47,428 | It was called "Textures." You'd see three different kinds. | It was called "Textures." You'd see three different kinds. |
449 | 00:39:47,636 | 00:39:51,682 | The driftwood, the sand and me. I got $25 an hour. | The driftwood, the sand and me. I got $25 an hour. |
450 | 00:39:51,974 | 00:39:56,520 | - It took hours and hours. - Very interesting line of work. | - It took hours and hours. - Very interesting line of work. |
451 | 00:39:56,812 | 00:40:01,984 | I don't do modeling any more. Now I'm on TV every other week. | I don't do modeling any more. Now I'm on TV every other week. |
452 | 00:40:02,276 | 00:40:05,321 | - The Dazzledent Toothpaste Hour. - You're an actress? | - The Dazzledent Toothpaste Hour. - You're an actress? |
453 | 00:40:05,613 | 00:40:08,157 | Sort of. I do the commercial part. | Sort of. I do the commercial part. |
454 | 00:40:08,365 | 00:40:12,203 | It's a good part. They put gray makeup on my teeth... | It's a good part. They put gray makeup on my teeth... |
455 | 00:40:12,495 | 00:40:15,164 | ...to show ordinary toothpaste. | ...to show ordinary toothpaste. |
456 | 00:40:15,372 | 00:40:19,001 | Then they wipe it off to show how Dazzledent works. | Then they wipe it off to show how Dazzledent works. |
457 | 00:40:19,210 | 00:40:22,838 | I sit like this for about 14 seconds... | I sit like this for about 14 seconds... |
458 | 00:40:23,047 | 00:40:25,633 | ...and I get to speak lines too. | ...and I get to speak lines too. |
459 | 00:40:25,841 | 00:40:29,678 | "I had onions at lunch, I had garlic dressing at dinner. | "I had onions at lunch, I had garlic dressing at dinner. |
460 | 00:40:29,845 | 00:40:33,724 | But he'll never know. I stay kissing-sweet... | But he'll never know. I stay kissing-sweet... |
461 | 00:40:34,016 | 00:40:37,019 | ...the new Dazzledent way." | ...the new Dazzledent way." |
462 | 00:40:39,313 | 00:40:42,149 | - You do that beautifully. - Thank you. | - You do that beautifully. - Thank you. |
463 | 00:40:42,358 | 00:40:46,320 | People don't realize, but when I show my teeth on | People don't realize, but when I show my teeth on |
464 | 00:40:46,529 | 00:40:48,739 | ...I appear before more people... | ...I appear before more people... |
465 | 00:40:48,989 | 00:40:53,244 | ...than Sarah Bernhardt ever did. Something to think about. | ...than Sarah Bernhardt ever did. Something to think about. |
466 | 00:40:53,536 | 00:40:55,538 | It certainly is. | It certainly is. |
467 | 00:40:56,038 | 00:41:00,543 | Wish I were old enough to have seen her. Was she magnificent? | Wish I were old enough to have seen her. Was she magnificent? |
468 | 00:41:02,878 | 00:41:06,006 | I wouldn't know. I'm not that old myself. | I wouldn't know. I'm not that old myself. |
469 | 00:41:06,257 | 00:41:08,092 | I guess you're not really. | I guess you're not really. |
470 | 00:41:08,384 | 00:41:11,846 | I'm 39. I will be in August. At the moment I'm 38. | I'm 39. I will be in August. At the moment I'm 38. |
471 | 00:41:12,096 | 00:41:15,766 | Thirty-eight? I was 22, day before yesterday. | Thirty-eight? I was 22, day before yesterday. |
472 | 00:41:16,016 | 00:41:19,520 | I didn't do anything about it. I didn't tell anyone. | I didn't do anything about it. I didn't tell anyone. |
473 | 00:41:19,728 | 00:41:22,523 | I did buy a bottle of champagne. | I did buy a bottle of champagne. |
474 | 00:41:22,731 | 00:41:25,776 | I thought I'd sit there, drink it by myself. | I thought I'd sit there, drink it by myself. |
475 | 00:41:26,068 | 00:41:29,196 | - That sounds absolutely sad. - Oh, no! | - That sounds absolutely sad. - Oh, no! |
476 | 00:41:29,405 | 00:41:34,201 | It would've been just elegant, lying in a bath, drinking champagne. | It would've been just elegant, lying in a bath, drinking champagne. |
477 | 00:41:34,410 | 00:41:39,790 | - But I couldn't get the bottle open. - You couldn't? There's nothing to it. | - But I couldn't get the bottle open. - You couldn't? There's nothing to it. |
478 | 00:41:40,291 | 00:41:42,793 | You think you could get it open? | You think you could get it open? |
479 | 00:41:43,043 | 00:41:45,296 | I'm pretty sure I could. | I'm pretty sure I could. |
480 | 00:41:45,546 | 00:41:48,465 | I've got an idea. I'll go up and get it. | I've got an idea. I'll go up and get it. |
481 | 00:41:48,757 | 00:41:51,385 | It's in the icebox with the potato chips and my underwear. | It's in the icebox with the potato chips and my underwear. |
482 | 00:41:51,594 | 00:41:54,221 | - Do you have champagne glasses? - Yes. | - Do you have champagne glasses? - Yes. |
483 | 00:41:54,430 | 00:41:57,099 | Good! We'll have a wonderful time. | Good! We'll have a wonderful time. |
484 | 00:41:57,308 | 00:42:00,436 | The man says it's very good champagne. | The man says it's very good champagne. |
485 | 00:42:02,897 | 00:42:08,110 | - Shall I bring the potato chips too? - Sure, let's shoot the works. | - Shall I bring the potato chips too? - Sure, let's shoot the works. |
486 | 00:42:11,655 | 00:42:15,492 | Honorable mention in U.S. Camera. | Honorable mention in U.S. Camera. |
487 | 00:42:21,248 | 00:42:23,959 | U. S. Camera. | U. S. Camera. |
488 | 00:42:30,591 | 00:42:35,304 | "News Events. Children and Animals. The Human Body." | "News Events. Children and Animals. The Human Body." |
489 | 00:42:54,949 | 00:42:58,786 | Champagne glasses. Champagne glasses. | Champagne glasses. Champagne glasses. |
490 | 00:43:22,309 | 00:43:24,853 | Phone, phone. Where's the phone? | Phone, phone. Where's the phone? |
491 | 00:43:28,732 | 00:43:31,026 | Hello? Who is it? | Hello? Who is it? |
492 | 00:43:31,318 | 00:43:34,571 | Oh, Helen. Well, this is a surprise! | Oh, Helen. Well, this is a surprise! |
493 | 00:43:34,863 | 00:43:38,367 | And a pleasant one. How are you? | And a pleasant one. How are you? |
494 | 00:43:38,659 | 00:43:42,162 | Sure, I'm all right. Why shouldn't I be all right? | Sure, I'm all right. Why shouldn't I be all right? |
495 | 00:43:42,371 | 00:43:46,500 | In what way do I sound funny? Everything is just fine. | In what way do I sound funny? Everything is just fine. |
496 | 00:43:46,709 | 00:43:50,838 | What's your problem? Did I know Ricky forgot his paddle? | What's your problem? Did I know Ricky forgot his paddle? |
497 | 00:43:51,088 | 00:43:55,384 | I've been dragging that thing all over New York. Sure, I will. | I've been dragging that thing all over New York. Sure, I will. |
498 | 00:43:55,676 | 00:43:59,388 | I'll send it off first thing. Good night. | I'll send it off first thing. Good night. |
499 | 00:43:59,680 | 00:44:04,184 | Who? Who dropped in after dinner? Tom MacKenzie? | Who? Who dropped in after dinner? Tom MacKenzie? |
500 | 00:44:04,435 | 00:44:07,187 | Good old Tom. How is he? | Good old Tom. How is he? |
501 | 00:44:07,604 | 00:44:12,234 | Drinking? Who, me? Whatever gave you that idea? | Drinking? Who, me? Whatever gave you that idea? |
502 | 00:44:12,526 | 00:44:16,572 | I was sitting here reading a book about driftwood. | I was sitting here reading a book about driftwood. |
503 | 00:44:16,864 | 00:44:21,452 | We may publish it. It's interesting. Some of the formations are-- | We may publish it. It's interesting. Some of the formations are-- |
504 | 00:44:23,370 | 00:44:27,750 | I'd better hang up. The bathtub is running over. | I'd better hang up. The bathtub is running over. |
505 | 00:44:28,042 | 00:44:30,753 | Good night. Night! | Good night. Night! |
506 | 00:44:34,381 | 00:44:39,720 | Sorry, I was on the phone. A friend of mine in the country-- | Sorry, I was on the phone. A friend of mine in the country-- |
507 | 00:44:39,928 | 00:44:42,765 | Oh, say! | Oh, say! |
508 | 00:44:43,098 | 00:44:45,768 | It isn't right to drink champagne in pants. | It isn't right to drink champagne in pants. |
509 | 00:44:46,060 | 00:44:48,645 | Would you mind fastening my straps? | Would you mind fastening my straps? |
510 | 00:44:48,979 | 00:44:52,232 | Oh, sure. Sure. | Oh, sure. Sure. |
511 | 00:44:53,233 | 00:44:58,280 | Potato chips, champagne. You really think you can get it open? | Potato chips, champagne. You really think you can get it open? |
512 | 00:44:58,822 | 00:45:04,119 | Oh, yeah. I've opened one or two before in my life. | Oh, yeah. I've opened one or two before in my life. |
513 | 00:45:04,286 | 00:45:08,457 | It's simply a matter of pressure and counter-pressure. | It's simply a matter of pressure and counter-pressure. |
514 | 00:45:08,749 | 00:45:12,169 | - There she goes. - You've sure got powerful thumbs. | - There she goes. - You've sure got powerful thumbs. |
515 | 00:45:12,461 | 00:45:16,465 | I used to play a lot of badminton. Get the glasses. | I used to play a lot of badminton. Get the glasses. |
516 | 00:45:17,633 | 00:45:19,301 | Quick, quick! The glasses! | Quick, quick! The glasses! |
517 | 00:45:22,262 | 00:45:24,765 | - Pour it. - Seems to be stuck. | - Pour it. - Seems to be stuck. |
518 | 00:45:24,973 | 00:45:27,684 | That's silly. Give it a good yank. | That's silly. Give it a good yank. |
519 | 00:45:29,645 | 00:45:31,355 | This never happened before. | This never happened before. |
520 | 00:45:31,647 | 00:45:35,275 | It must be the vacuum. The bubbles create a vacuum. | It must be the vacuum. The bubbles create a vacuum. |
521 | 00:45:35,484 | 00:45:37,486 | Let me see if I can do it. | Let me see if I can do it. |
522 | 00:45:40,447 | 00:45:42,282 | I'll try to twist it. | I'll try to twist it. |
523 | 00:45:45,202 | 00:45:48,622 | - You're married! - I am? Yes, lam. | - You're married! - I am? Yes, lam. |
524 | 00:45:48,831 | 00:45:52,668 | I knew it. I could tell. You look married. | I knew it. I could tell. You look married. |
525 | 00:45:54,545 | 00:45:57,965 | Actually, my wife and I are separated. | Actually, my wife and I are separated. |
526 | 00:45:58,340 | 00:46:02,219 | Separated in the sense that she went away for the summer. | Separated in the sense that she went away for the summer. |
527 | 00:46:02,511 | 00:46:06,849 | - Any children? - No. Well, just one very little one. | - Any children? - No. Well, just one very little one. |
528 | 00:46:07,141 | 00:46:09,643 | It's cold in there. Finger's getting numb. | It's cold in there. Finger's getting numb. |
529 | 00:46:09,852 | 00:46:12,855 | I could call the plumber. He's very good at this. | I could call the plumber. He's very good at this. |
530 | 00:46:13,147 | 00:46:15,858 | No, let's keep the plumber out of it. | No, let's keep the plumber out of it. |
531 | 00:46:16,066 | 00:46:18,402 | Grab hold of the piano. | Grab hold of the piano. |
532 | 00:46:19,194 | 00:46:22,072 | Careful, I had my appendix out last year. | Careful, I had my appendix out last year. |
533 | 00:46:26,326 | 00:46:28,871 | - Are you all right? - Fine. | - Are you all right? - Fine. |
534 | 00:46:31,206 | 00:46:34,918 | Do you wanna waste it now that you know I'm married? | Do you wanna waste it now that you know I'm married? |
535 | 00:46:35,210 | 00:46:39,882 | I think it's wonderful that you're married. Just elegant. | I think it's wonderful that you're married. Just elegant. |
536 | 00:46:40,090 | 00:46:41,675 | - You do? - Of course. | - You do? - Of course. |
537 | 00:46:41,925 | 00:46:47,264 | I wouldn't be lying on the floor with some man if he wasn't married. | I wouldn't be lying on the floor with some man if he wasn't married. |
538 | 00:46:47,514 | 00:46:50,058 | That's an interesting line of reasoning. | That's an interesting line of reasoning. |
539 | 00:46:50,350 | 00:46:53,061 | With a married man it's so simple. | With a married man it's so simple. |
540 | 00:46:53,353 | 00:46:56,773 | I mean, it can't possibly ever get drastic. | I mean, it can't possibly ever get drastic. |
541 | 00:47:02,946 | 00:47:08,410 | - Have a potato chip. - In what sense can't it get drastic? | - Have a potato chip. - In what sense can't it get drastic? |
542 | 00:47:08,619 | 00:47:13,081 | - People keep falling in love with me. - I can believe it. | - People keep falling in love with me. - I can believe it. |
543 | 00:47:13,373 | 00:47:18,378 | - They get this strange idea. - I believe that too. | - They get this strange idea. - I believe that too. |
544 | 00:47:18,629 | 00:47:20,631 | They ask me to marry them. | They ask me to marry them. |
545 | 00:47:20,881 | 00:47:24,259 | All the time. I don't know why they do it. | All the time. I don't know why they do it. |
546 | 00:47:24,551 | 00:47:28,639 | - Maybe it's a kind of nervousness. - Maybe. | - Maybe it's a kind of nervousness. - Maybe. |
547 | 00:47:28,931 | 00:47:32,309 | I don't wanna get married. Not yet, anyway. | I don't wanna get married. Not yet, anyway. |
548 | 00:47:33,268 | 00:47:36,605 | That'd be worse than living at the club. | That'd be worse than living at the club. |
549 | 00:47:36,813 | 00:47:38,941 | I'd have to get in by 1 again. | I'd have to get in by 1 again. |
550 | 00:47:39,274 | 00:47:42,402 | Very true, you would. At least occasionally. | Very true, you would. At least occasionally. |
551 | 00:47:42,611 | 00:47:45,739 | That's what's wonderful about a married man. | That's what's wonderful about a married man. |
552 | 00:47:45,989 | 00:47:49,117 | No matter what, he can't ask you to marry him. | No matter what, he can't ask you to marry him. |
553 | 00:47:49,326 | 00:47:52,621 | - He's married already. Right? - Right. | - He's married already. Right? - Right. |
554 | 00:47:56,416 | 00:48:01,964 | You certainly don't have to worry about me. Am I ever a married man! | You certainly don't have to worry about me. Am I ever a married man! |
555 | 00:48:02,256 | 00:48:06,677 | I'm the most married man you'll ever know. And I promise... | I'm the most married man you'll ever know. And I promise... |
556 | 00:48:06,927 | 00:48:12,307 | ...I will never ask you to marry me, come what may. | ...I will never ask you to marry me, come what may. |
557 | 00:48:13,433 | 00:48:16,353 | - Well, how about some music? - Fine. | - Well, how about some music? - Fine. |
558 | 00:48:16,645 | 00:48:20,482 | Let's see what we've got here. | Let's see what we've got here. |
559 | 00:48:20,774 | 00:48:25,028 | Debussy, Ravel, Stravinsky. | Debussy, Ravel, Stravinsky. |
560 | 00:48:25,320 | 00:48:27,155 | Hey, how about this one? | Hey, how about this one? |
561 | 00:48:27,447 | 00:48:30,701 | Rachmaninoff, the Second Piano Concerto. | Rachmaninoff, the Second Piano Concerto. |
562 | 00:48:30,993 | 00:48:34,663 | You look to me like a big Rachmaninoff girl. | You look to me like a big Rachmaninoff girl. |
563 | 00:48:34,871 | 00:48:38,792 | I do? Funny, I don't know anything about music. | I do? Funny, I don't know anything about music. |
564 | 00:48:39,001 | 00:48:44,172 | You don't have to. Just listen to it, that's all. | You don't have to. Just listen to it, that's all. |
565 | 00:48:53,056 | 00:48:58,186 | This is classical music, isn't it? I can tell. There's no vocal. | This is classical music, isn't it? I can tell. There's no vocal. |
566 | 00:49:01,815 | 00:49:03,317 | Don't talk. | Don't talk. |
567 | 00:49:04,318 | 00:49:06,028 | Don't fight it. | Don't fight it. |
568 | 00:49:06,194 | 00:49:09,531 | Relax. Go limp. | Relax. Go limp. |
569 | 00:49:10,407 | 00:49:13,160 | - Like this? - Yes. | - Like this? - Yes. |
570 | 00:49:13,368 | 00:49:16,038 | Let it sweep over you. | Let it sweep over you. |
571 | 00:49:26,381 | 00:49:29,760 | I got the biggest thing for Eddie Fisher. | I got the biggest thing for Eddie Fisher. |
572 | 00:49:33,722 | 00:49:37,851 | Frequently, people go to pieces listening to this. | Frequently, people go to pieces listening to this. |
573 | 00:49:38,101 | 00:49:40,520 | - No kidding? - Yes. | - No kidding? - Yes. |
574 | 00:49:40,937 | 00:49:45,067 | It quakes them. It shakes them. | It quakes them. It shakes them. |
575 | 00:49:45,359 | 00:49:49,404 | Makes them goose-pimply all over. | Makes them goose-pimply all over. |
576 | 00:49:49,905 | 00:49:52,741 | Did you ever dunk a potato chip in champagne? | Did you ever dunk a potato chip in champagne? |
577 | 00:49:52,949 | 00:49:57,412 | It's real crazy. Here. | It's real crazy. Here. |
578 | 00:49:57,704 | 00:50:02,292 | - Isn't that crazy? - Yeah, pretty crazy. | - Isn't that crazy? - Yeah, pretty crazy. |
579 | 00:50:02,542 | 00:50:07,589 | We'd better send Rachmaninoff off. This wasn't such a good idea. | We'd better send Rachmaninoff off. This wasn't such a good idea. |
580 | 00:50:07,881 | 00:50:10,926 | Don't worry, everything's fine. | Don't worry, everything's fine. |
581 | 00:50:11,218 | 00:50:14,054 | A married man, air conditioning... | A married man, air conditioning... |
582 | 00:50:14,262 | 00:50:18,892 | ...champagne and potato chips. It's a wonderful party. | ...champagne and potato chips. It's a wonderful party. |
583 | 00:50:19,101 | 00:50:23,313 | Hey! Look, you've got U.S. Camera! | Hey! Look, you've got U.S. Camera! |
584 | 00:50:23,605 | 00:50:26,733 | I do? How about that! | I do? How about that! |
585 | 00:50:27,275 | 00:50:28,985 | I've got U. S. Camera. | I've got U. S. Camera. |
586 | 00:50:29,277 | 00:50:34,616 | I bought a dozen copies of this but people kept stealing them. | I bought a dozen copies of this but people kept stealing them. |
587 | 00:50:34,825 | 00:50:36,952 | Why would they do that? | Why would they do that? |
588 | 00:50:37,786 | 00:50:40,747 | That's me, right there on the beach. | That's me, right there on the beach. |
589 | 00:50:41,456 | 00:50:45,252 | My hair was a little longer then. Did you notice? | My hair was a little longer then. Did you notice? |
590 | 00:50:45,460 | 00:50:49,172 | No, I didn't. Let me ask you something. | No, I didn't. Let me ask you something. |
591 | 00:50:49,464 | 00:50:53,427 | When they took this, there must've been some passersby. | When they took this, there must've been some passersby. |
592 | 00:50:53,635 | 00:50:57,472 | Other people around. How did they keep the crowd back? | Other people around. How did they keep the crowd back? |
593 | 00:50:57,639 | 00:51:01,810 | It was taken early in the morning. Nobody was up. | It was taken early in the morning. Nobody was up. |
594 | 00:51:01,977 | 00:51:06,982 | - Except-- You see that shadow? - Is it a sea gull? | - Except-- You see that shadow? - Is it a sea gull? |
595 | 00:51:07,274 | 00:51:11,445 | No, a coast guard helicopter. He kept buzzing the beach. | No, a coast guard helicopter. He kept buzzing the beach. |
596 | 00:51:11,653 | 00:51:15,323 | Maybe you'd like me to autograph this before I leave. | Maybe you'd like me to autograph this before I leave. |
597 | 00:51:15,615 | 00:51:18,160 | You're not leaving yet, are you? | You're not leaving yet, are you? |
598 | 00:51:18,452 | 00:51:21,621 | - How about more champagne? - Love some. | - How about more champagne? - Love some. |
599 | 00:51:24,207 | 00:51:26,168 | Just freshen it. | Just freshen it. |
600 | 00:51:28,879 | 00:51:30,797 | Oh, I'm awfully sorry. | Oh, I'm awfully sorry. |
601 | 00:51:31,006 | 00:51:32,466 | Here. | Here. |
602 | 00:51:35,719 | 00:51:39,347 | We should have some music. Do you play the piano? | We should have some music. Do you play the piano? |
603 | 00:51:39,639 | 00:51:44,352 | Not really. Not any more. I used to. Just a little as a child. | Not really. Not any more. I used to. Just a little as a child. |
604 | 00:51:44,519 | 00:51:48,690 | - Go ahead, play something. - Well, all right. | - Go ahead, play something. - Well, all right. |
605 | 00:51:52,319 | 00:51:56,323 | Let's see if I remember this. It's a little tricky. | Let's see if I remember this. It's a little tricky. |
606 | 00:52:16,384 | 00:52:20,555 | "Chopsticks"! I can play that too. Shove over. | "Chopsticks"! I can play that too. Shove over. |
607 | 00:52:42,869 | 00:52:47,624 | I don't know about that Rachmaninoff, but this really gets me. | I don't know about that Rachmaninoff, but this really gets me. |
608 | 00:52:47,916 | 00:52:50,252 | - It does? - And how. | - It does? - And how. |
609 | 00:52:59,261 | 00:53:03,390 | - I can feel the goose pimples. - Goose pimples? | - I can feel the goose pimples. - Goose pimples? |
610 | 00:53:08,603 | 00:53:10,438 | Don't stop. | Don't stop. |
611 | 00:53:11,106 | 00:53:12,482 | Don't stop. | Don't stop. |
612 | 00:53:13,733 | 00:53:17,153 | - Why do you stop? - You know why. | - Why do you stop? - You know why. |
613 | 00:53:17,404 | 00:53:22,659 | Because now I'm going to take you in my arms and kiss you... | Because now I'm going to take you in my arms and kiss you... |
614 | 00:53:22,951 | 00:53:25,745 | ...very quickly and very hard. | ...very quickly and very hard. |
615 | 00:53:25,954 | 00:53:27,956 | Hey, wait a minute! | Hey, wait a minute! |
616 | 00:53:33,962 | 00:53:38,174 | - What happened? I lost track. - I don't know. | - What happened? I lost track. - I don't know. |
617 | 00:53:38,466 | 00:53:41,636 | This is terrible. There's nothing I can say. | This is terrible. There's nothing I can say. |
618 | 00:53:41,928 | 00:53:45,140 | Except that I'm terribly sorry. | Except that I'm terribly sorry. |
619 | 00:53:45,348 | 00:53:47,976 | Nothing like this ever happened to me before. | Nothing like this ever happened to me before. |
620 | 00:53:48,310 | 00:53:51,688 | This happens to me all the time. | This happens to me all the time. |
621 | 00:53:52,147 | 00:53:53,607 | This is unforgivable. | This is unforgivable. |
622 | 00:53:53,815 | 00:53:58,028 | The only possible excuse is that I'm not quite myself tonight. | The only possible excuse is that I'm not quite myself tonight. |
623 | 00:53:58,320 | 00:54:01,865 | Maybe it'd be better if you would just go. | Maybe it'd be better if you would just go. |
624 | 00:54:02,157 | 00:54:07,495 | - Why? You're being silly. - Please go. I must insist. | - Why? You're being silly. - Please go. I must insist. |
625 | 00:54:10,290 | 00:54:12,792 | Take your potato chips and go. | Take your potato chips and go. |
626 | 00:54:14,961 | 00:54:18,173 | All right, if you really want me to. | All right, if you really want me to. |
627 | 00:54:22,344 | 00:54:24,471 | - Good night. - Good night. | - Good night. - Good night. |
628 | 00:54:27,140 | 00:54:29,309 | I think you're very nice. | I think you're very nice. |
629 | 00:54:34,814 | 00:54:39,027 | Nice! You're not nice. You're crazy, that's what you are. | Nice! You're not nice. You're crazy, that's what you are. |
630 | 00:54:39,319 | 00:54:43,657 | Helen's gone for one day and you're running amuck. | Helen's gone for one day and you're running amuck. |
631 | 00:54:43,865 | 00:54:49,371 | Smoking, drinking, picking up girls, playing "Chopsticks." | Smoking, drinking, picking up girls, playing "Chopsticks." |
632 | 00:54:51,331 | 00:54:56,044 | You're not gonna live through this summer. Not like this. | You're not gonna live through this summer. Not like this. |
633 | 00:55:01,049 | 00:55:02,926 | Look at those bloodshot eyes. | Look at those bloodshot eyes. |
634 | 00:55:03,218 | 00:55:06,846 | Look at that face, ravaged, dissipated, evil. | Look at that face, ravaged, dissipated, evil. |
635 | 00:55:07,138 | 00:55:10,517 | One morning you'll look in the mirror and that's all. | One morning you'll look in the mirror and that's all. |
636 | 00:55:10,725 | 00:55:13,228 | The Portrait of Dorian Gray. | The Portrait of Dorian Gray. |
637 | 00:55:35,417 | 00:55:39,754 | - Good morning, Mr. Sherman. - Good morning, Miss Morris. | - Good morning, Mr. Sherman. - Good morning, Miss Morris. |
638 | 00:55:41,339 | 00:55:44,843 | - Mr. Brady get in yet? - Yes, he came in early. | - Mr. Brady get in yet? - Yes, he came in early. |
639 | 00:55:45,093 | 00:55:49,264 | - I wanna see him. Put this on my desk. - Of course. | - I wanna see him. Put this on my desk. - Of course. |
640 | 00:55:49,431 | 00:55:52,600 | Would you like me to get coffee and a doughnut? | Would you like me to get coffee and a doughnut? |
641 | 00:55:52,892 | 00:55:53,935 | No, thank you. | No, thank you. |
642 | 00:55:54,185 | 00:55:57,439 | Have you had breakfast, with the family away? | Have you had breakfast, with the family away? |
643 | 00:55:57,731 | 00:56:00,859 | I'm capable of fixing my own breakfast. | I'm capable of fixing my own breakfast. |
644 | 00:56:01,109 | 00:56:05,780 | I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours. | I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours. |
645 | 00:56:11,119 | 00:56:14,456 | - Mr. Brady. - Oh, Sherman, come in. | - Mr. Brady. - Oh, Sherman, come in. |
646 | 00:56:16,541 | 00:56:17,792 | Well, what is it? | Well, what is it? |
647 | 00:56:18,084 | 00:56:23,465 | I've been with this company for years, and I've never asked for a favor. | I've been with this company for years, and I've never asked for a favor. |
648 | 00:56:23,798 | 00:56:27,469 | - You had a raise in February. - I'm not talking about that. | - You had a raise in February. - I'm not talking about that. |
649 | 00:56:27,719 | 00:56:29,804 | This is more important than money. | This is more important than money. |
650 | 00:56:30,096 | 00:56:34,976 | I want two weeks off to join my wife and son in the country. | I want two weeks off to join my wife and son in the country. |
651 | 00:56:35,226 | 00:56:39,898 | This is our busy season. We're preparing our fall list. | This is our busy season. We're preparing our fall list. |
652 | 00:56:40,148 | 00:56:41,816 | I'm very tense and upset. | I'm very tense and upset. |
653 | 00:56:42,108 | 00:56:46,946 | I'm on the verge of a breakdown. If I could get back with my wife-- | I'm on the verge of a breakdown. If I could get back with my wife-- |
654 | 00:56:47,155 | 00:56:50,158 | - How long have you been married? - Seven years. | - How long have you been married? - Seven years. |
655 | 00:56:50,450 | 00:56:54,996 | In a few years, you'll be delighted to get rid of them for the summer. | In a few years, you'll be delighted to get rid of them for the summer. |
656 | 00:56:55,246 | 00:56:59,667 | Shipped them to Nantucket yesterday afternoon... | Shipped them to Nantucket yesterday afternoon... |
657 | 00:56:59,918 | 00:57:02,629 | ...and I haven't been to bed since. | ...and I haven't been to bed since. |
658 | 00:57:05,131 | 00:57:10,345 | Drank bourbon, smoked cigars, played poker till this morning. | Drank bourbon, smoked cigars, played poker till this morning. |
659 | 00:57:10,678 | 00:57:13,848 | Came to the office. Never felt better in my life. | Came to the office. Never felt better in my life. |
660 | 00:57:14,140 | 00:57:20,188 | I may not go to bed at all till the family gets back in September. | I may not go to bed at all till the family gets back in September. |
661 | 00:57:20,688 | 00:57:22,482 | If I stay in New York alone... | If I stay in New York alone... |
662 | 00:57:22,690 | 00:57:26,611 | ...there's a chance I may not live to see September. | ...there's a chance I may not live to see September. |
663 | 00:57:26,861 | 00:57:31,199 | That's ridiculous, Sherman. You're just a little lonely. | That's ridiculous, Sherman. You're just a little lonely. |
664 | 00:57:31,533 | 00:57:35,829 | What about us teaming up tonight, seeing if we can get lucky? | What about us teaming up tonight, seeing if we can get lucky? |
665 | 00:57:36,037 | 00:57:38,540 | It doesn't have to be just poker. | It doesn't have to be just poker. |
666 | 00:57:38,873 | 00:57:42,377 | We'll cut loose and have us a real hootenanny. | We'll cut loose and have us a real hootenanny. |
667 | 00:57:42,710 | 00:57:47,882 | It's very kind of you, but I don't think-- No hootenannies. | It's very kind of you, but I don't think-- No hootenannies. |
668 | 00:57:48,174 | 00:57:53,388 | Suit yourself, but I've been thinking about that fall list. | Suit yourself, but I've been thinking about that fall list. |
669 | 00:57:53,638 | 00:57:57,475 | What would you think of a 25-cent reprint... | What would you think of a 25-cent reprint... |
670 | 00:57:57,725 | 00:58:01,896 | -. . .of The Portrait of Dorian Gray? - Dorian Gray? | -. . .of The Portrait of Dorian Gray? - Dorian Gray? |
671 | 00:58:02,147 | 00:58:06,401 | Look what we'll be giving them for a quarter! | Look what we'll be giving them for a quarter! |
672 | 00:58:06,651 | 00:58:10,530 | Vice, lust and corruption. The story of a young man: | Vice, lust and corruption. The story of a young man: |
673 | 00:58:10,738 | 00:58:14,576 | On the surface, clear-eyed and healthy, just like you. | On the surface, clear-eyed and healthy, just like you. |
674 | 00:58:14,868 | 00:58:17,662 | But underneath, dry rot. | But underneath, dry rot. |
675 | 00:58:17,912 | 00:58:23,209 | The termites of sin and depravity, gnawing at his soul. | The termites of sin and depravity, gnawing at his soul. |
676 | 00:58:23,501 | 00:58:25,753 | How does that strike you? | How does that strike you? |
677 | 00:58:26,254 | 00:58:29,549 | No, no. No. | No, no. No. |
678 | 00:58:30,925 | 00:58:32,177 | Chapter six: | Chapter six: |
679 | 00:58:32,385 | 00:58:36,598 | "The Infidelity Pattern in the Married Male... | "The Infidelity Pattern in the Married Male... |
680 | 00:58:36,890 | 00:58:38,558 | ...or the 'seven-year itch.' | ...or the 'seven-year itch.' |
681 | 00:58:38,766 | 00:58:43,438 | A study of 18,000 marriages conducted by myself... | A study of 18,000 marriages conducted by myself... |
682 | 00:58:43,688 | 00:58:47,775 | ...leads us to believe that the 'urge curve' in the husband... | ...leads us to believe that the 'urge curve' in the husband... |
683 | 00:58:48,026 | 00:58:51,029 | ...rises sharply during the seventh year. | ...rises sharply during the seventh year. |
684 | 00:58:51,279 | 00:58:54,449 | This phenomenon is humorously... | This phenomenon is humorously... |
685 | 00:58:54,782 | 00:58:57,785 | ...referred to as the seven-year itch. | ...referred to as the seven-year itch. |
686 | 00:58:58,244 | 00:59:01,581 | Far from humorous, this unfortunate urge... | Far from humorous, this unfortunate urge... |
687 | 00:59:01,789 | 00:59:06,294 | ...strikes 84.6% of the married male population... | ...strikes 84.6% of the married male population... |
688 | 00:59:06,544 | 00:59:11,382 | ...rising to an alarming 91.8% during the summer months." | ...rising to an alarming 91.8% during the summer months." |
689 | 00:59:20,975 | 00:59:22,810 | Changed my mind. | Changed my mind. |
690 | 00:59:32,570 | 00:59:37,659 | "Case history A: Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig. | "Case history A: Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig. |
691 | 00:59:40,495 | 00:59:45,166 | An extreme, but not unusual case of the seven-year itch... | An extreme, but not unusual case of the seven-year itch... |
692 | 00:59:45,333 | 00:59:48,503 | ...occurred in Leipzig, Germany in 1912. | ...occurred in Leipzig, Germany in 1912. |
693 | 00:59:48,670 | 00:59:52,840 | Gustaf Meyerheim, happily married for seven years... | Gustaf Meyerheim, happily married for seven years... |
694 | 00:59:53,091 | 00:59:56,010 | ...suddenly--" Seven years! | ...suddenly--" Seven years! |
695 | 01:00:01,808 | 01:00:06,479 | - Dr. Brubaker to see Mr. Sherman. - Doctor, you're early. | - Dr. Brubaker to see Mr. Sherman. - Doctor, you're early. |
696 | 01:00:06,771 | 01:00:10,692 | Yes, my 3:00 patient jumped out of the window. | Yes, my 3:00 patient jumped out of the window. |
697 | 01:00:10,984 | 01:00:13,820 | So I'm ahead of schedule. Which door? | So I'm ahead of schedule. Which door? |
698 | 01:00:14,112 | 01:00:15,905 | This one. | This one. |
699 | 01:00:19,200 | 01:00:22,829 | - Good afternoon, Mr. Sherman. - Dr. Brubaker. | - Good afternoon, Mr. Sherman. - Dr. Brubaker. |
700 | 01:00:23,037 | 01:00:26,207 | I see you've been working on my book. | I see you've been working on my book. |
701 | 01:00:26,416 | 01:00:29,711 | It's a wonderful book. Very important. | It's a wonderful book. Very important. |
702 | 01:00:29,877 | 01:00:32,255 | - It has something for everyone. - Yes. | - It has something for everyone. - Yes. |
703 | 01:00:32,547 | 01:00:37,218 | You'll be happy to know that we're giving it a big promotion. | You'll be happy to know that we're giving it a big promotion. |
704 | 01:00:37,510 | 01:00:41,681 | You'll be seeing this in every drugstore in America. | You'll be seeing this in every drugstore in America. |
705 | 01:00:41,931 | 01:00:46,060 | -"Of Sex and Violence"? - We had to soup up the title. | -"Of Sex and Violence"? - We had to soup up the title. |
706 | 01:00:46,352 | 01:00:48,730 | What does this represent? | What does this represent? |
707 | 01:00:49,022 | 01:00:52,734 | Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig... | Gustaf Meyerheim, the mad lover of Leipzig... |
708 | 01:00:52,942 | 01:00:56,404 | ...terrorizing one of his victims. Isn't that sensational? | ...terrorizing one of his victims. Isn't that sensational? |
709 | 01:00:56,696 | 01:01:01,451 | May I remind you that Meyerheim was small, with a red beard? | May I remind you that Meyerheim was small, with a red beard? |
710 | 01:01:01,743 | 01:01:03,411 | Nobody knows that. | Nobody knows that. |
711 | 01:01:03,703 | 01:01:05,413 | They know it in Leipzig. | They know it in Leipzig. |
712 | 01:01:05,621 | 01:01:09,292 | And all his victims were middle-aged women. | And all his victims were middle-aged women. |
713 | 01:01:09,584 | 01:01:12,962 | Don't you think it'd be more effective... | Don't you think it'd be more effective... |
714 | 01:01:13,254 | 01:01:16,883 | ...to show a man terrorizing a young girl, sales-wise? | ...to show a man terrorizing a young girl, sales-wise? |
715 | 01:01:17,091 | 01:01:21,596 | I'm not a salesman. I'm a doctor. I heal sick minds. | I'm not a salesman. I'm a doctor. I heal sick minds. |
716 | 01:01:21,804 | 01:01:27,268 | I find ways to root out insecurities, neuroses, inner tensions... | I find ways to root out insecurities, neuroses, inner tensions... |
717 | 01:01:28,478 | 01:01:32,273 | - What is it? What are you looking at? - Nothing. | - What is it? What are you looking at? - Nothing. |
718 | 01:01:34,317 | 01:01:39,447 | - Does that mean something, doctor? - No, nothing serious. | - Does that mean something, doctor? - No, nothing serious. |
719 | 01:01:39,655 | 01:01:44,243 | - Dark clouds on the psychic horizon. - That's preposterous. | - Dark clouds on the psychic horizon. - That's preposterous. |
720 | 01:01:44,452 | 01:01:47,955 | A twitch in a thumb, a nerve or a muscle. | A twitch in a thumb, a nerve or a muscle. |
721 | 01:01:48,247 | 01:01:53,419 | You psychiatrists make a case out of it. Of all the ridiculous... | You psychiatrists make a case out of it. Of all the ridiculous... |
722 | 01:01:53,628 | 01:01:56,339 | - Are you very expensive? - Very. | - Are you very expensive? - Very. |
723 | 01:01:56,631 | 01:01:59,342 | - I'm sure you make exceptions. - Never. | - I'm sure you make exceptions. - Never. |
724 | 01:01:59,634 | 01:02:02,303 | If a case really interests you? | If a case really interests you? |
725 | 01:02:02,470 | 01:02:05,473 | At $50 an hour, all my cases interest me. | At $50 an hour, all my cases interest me. |
726 | 01:02:05,640 | 01:02:10,436 | If you run into something spectacular, another Gustaf Meyerheim-- | If you run into something spectacular, another Gustaf Meyerheim-- |
727 | 01:02:10,686 | 01:02:14,023 | You wouldn't believe this, but last night... | You wouldn't believe this, but last night... |
728 | 01:02:14,315 | 01:02:19,487 | ...I found myself terrorizing a young lady. | ...I found myself terrorizing a young lady. |
729 | 01:02:19,695 | 01:02:22,532 | That could account for the thumb. | That could account for the thumb. |
730 | 01:02:22,824 | 01:02:27,370 | Actually, it wasn't that bad. I just made a little boo-boo. | Actually, it wasn't that bad. I just made a little boo-boo. |
731 | 01:02:27,620 | 01:02:31,165 | Psychoanalysis doesn't recognize the boo-boo as such. | Psychoanalysis doesn't recognize the boo-boo as such. |
732 | 01:02:31,499 | 01:02:33,709 | Everything is unconscious. | Everything is unconscious. |
733 | 01:02:33,960 | 01:02:36,003 | I was completely conscious. | I was completely conscious. |
734 | 01:02:36,212 | 01:02:39,715 | I told her to take her potato chips and go. | I told her to take her potato chips and go. |
735 | 01:02:40,007 | 01:02:43,970 | - Potato chips. If you please... - All right, doctor. | - Potato chips. If you please... - All right, doctor. |
736 | 01:02:47,473 | 01:02:50,309 | I'm in serious trouble. I'm married. | I'm in serious trouble. I'm married. |
737 | 01:02:50,977 | 01:02:54,856 | "Serious trouble. Married." So far, normal. | "Serious trouble. Married." So far, normal. |
738 | 01:02:55,106 | 01:02:57,358 | I've been married for seven years. | I've been married for seven years. |
739 | 01:02:57,650 | 01:03:01,696 | I'm coming down with what you call the seven-year itch. | I'm coming down with what you call the seven-year itch. |
740 | 01:03:01,946 | 01:03:06,659 | - What am I going to do? - If something itches, scratch. | - What am I going to do? - If something itches, scratch. |
741 | 01:03:06,868 | 01:03:11,122 | I scratched. There was this lady. Everything went black. | I scratched. There was this lady. Everything went black. |
742 | 01:03:11,372 | 01:03:14,876 | I terrorized her, I attempted to terrorize her. | I terrorized her, I attempted to terrorize her. |
743 | 01:03:15,168 | 01:03:17,545 | The attempt was unsuccessful? | The attempt was unsuccessful? |
744 | 01:03:17,795 | 01:03:22,967 | Definitely. All I did was knock us both off the piano bench. | Definitely. All I did was knock us both off the piano bench. |
745 | 01:03:23,217 | 01:03:26,345 | Let me understand. You attempted to terrorize... | Let me understand. You attempted to terrorize... |
746 | 01:03:26,554 | 01:03:29,515 | ...a young lady on a piano bench? | ...a young lady on a piano bench? |
747 | 01:03:30,391 | 01:03:31,726 | Yes. | Yes. |
748 | 01:03:32,435 | 01:03:36,522 | And on whose person was this attempt committed? | And on whose person was this attempt committed? |
749 | 01:03:37,106 | 01:03:40,693 | Here, doctor. I brought this with me. | Here, doctor. I brought this with me. |
750 | 01:03:40,902 | 01:03:44,447 | I didn't wanna leave it lying around the house. | I didn't wanna leave it lying around the house. |
751 | 01:03:44,906 | 01:03:46,866 | That's her. | That's her. |
752 | 01:03:47,074 | 01:03:49,952 | Her hair was a little longer then. | Her hair was a little longer then. |
753 | 01:03:54,457 | 01:03:59,712 | It's called "Textures" because you can see three different textures. | It's called "Textures" because you can see three different textures. |
754 | 01:03:59,921 | 01:04:01,380 | It got honorable mention. | It got honorable mention. |
755 | 01:04:01,589 | 01:04:05,551 | Splendid. I congratulate you on your good taste. | Splendid. I congratulate you on your good taste. |
756 | 01:04:05,760 | 01:04:08,888 | Interesting driftwood formation too. | Interesting driftwood formation too. |
757 | 01:04:09,096 | 01:04:13,267 | I'll give you my advice. Do not attempt it again. | I'll give you my advice. Do not attempt it again. |
758 | 01:04:13,601 | 01:04:16,979 | But if you should, give yourself room to work in. | But if you should, give yourself room to work in. |
759 | 01:04:17,230 | 01:04:21,108 | Do not attempt it balanced on a piano bench. | Do not attempt it balanced on a piano bench. |
760 | 01:04:21,275 | 01:04:23,110 | Such an attempt is doomed. | Such an attempt is doomed. |
761 | 01:04:23,277 | 01:04:26,739 | - I love my wife. - Don't we all? Your time is up. | - I love my wife. - Don't we all? Your time is up. |
762 | 01:04:26,948 | 01:04:32,161 | If you find yourself in need of further analysis, phone my office. | If you find yourself in need of further analysis, phone my office. |
763 | 01:04:32,453 | 01:04:37,124 | As for my book, we'll resume discussion as your...has subsided. | As for my book, we'll resume discussion as your...has subsided. |
764 | 01:04:37,416 | 01:04:42,672 | If she tells anybody about this, I'll kill her with my bare hands. | If she tells anybody about this, I'll kill her with my bare hands. |
765 | 01:04:42,964 | 01:04:44,465 | A possible solution. | A possible solution. |
766 | 01:04:44,674 | 01:04:48,928 | But murder is the most difficult crime to commit. | But murder is the most difficult crime to commit. |
767 | 01:04:49,136 | 01:04:52,306 | Until you can commit a simple act of terror... | Until you can commit a simple act of terror... |
768 | 01:04:52,473 | 01:04:57,311 | ...I strongly advise you to avoid anything so complex. | ...I strongly advise you to avoid anything so complex. |
769 | 01:04:57,645 | 01:05:01,774 | One must learn to walk before one can run. Goodbye. | One must learn to walk before one can run. Goodbye. |
770 | 01:05:08,948 | 01:05:10,950 | I'm in big trouble. | I'm in big trouble. |
771 | 01:05:11,951 | 01:05:14,870 | Girls like this can't keep their mouths shut. | Girls like this can't keep their mouths shut. |
772 | 01:05:15,162 | 01:05:17,790 | This'll be all over New York. | This'll be all over New York. |
773 | 01:05:17,999 | 01:05:22,670 | I bet right this minute she's telling someone about it. | I bet right this minute she's telling someone about it. |
774 | 01:05:23,045 | 01:05:28,175 | He lured me in his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench. | He lured me in his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench. |
775 | 01:05:28,384 | 01:05:32,346 | He made me play "Chopsticks." Then he turned on me. | He made me play "Chopsticks." Then he turned on me. |
776 | 01:05:32,555 | 01:05:35,182 | He was frothing at the mouth... | He was frothing at the mouth... |
777 | 01:05:36,183 | 01:05:40,062 | ...just like the creature from the Black Lagoon! | ...just like the creature from the Black Lagoon! |
778 | 01:05:41,355 | 01:05:43,524 | I knew it. I knew it! | I knew it. I knew it! |
779 | 01:05:43,733 | 01:05:48,529 | That's how these stories get started. Big blabbermouth. | That's how these stories get started. Big blabbermouth. |
780 | 01:05:48,738 | 01:05:51,532 | Then he lured her into his apartment... | Then he lured her into his apartment... |
781 | 01:05:51,741 | 01:05:56,746 | ...pretended he wasn't married. He forced her onto the piano bench. | ...pretended he wasn't married. He forced her onto the piano bench. |
782 | 01:05:57,038 | 01:06:01,667 | I know him very well. He was in here for dinner, 260 calories. | I know him very well. He was in here for dinner, 260 calories. |
783 | 01:06:01,876 | 01:06:05,046 | He forced her to sit on the piano bench... | He forced her to sit on the piano bench... |
784 | 01:06:05,338 | 01:06:09,008 | ...and then he made her play "Chopsticks." | ...and then he made her play "Chopsticks." |
785 | 01:06:10,676 | 01:06:16,057 | The word is spreading. It's spreading. It's like jungle drums. | The word is spreading. It's spreading. It's like jungle drums. |
786 | 01:06:16,515 | 01:06:20,394 | Everybody knows about it. Everybody's talking about it. | Everybody knows about it. Everybody's talking about it. |
787 | 01:06:21,562 | 01:06:25,232 | Television! I forgot she's on television. | Television! I forgot she's on television. |
788 | 01:06:25,524 | 01:06:28,069 | 50 million TV sets in America. | 50 million TV sets in America. |
789 | 01:06:28,361 | 01:06:31,280 | And now with the coaxial cable...! | And now with the coaxial cable...! |
790 | 01:06:32,239 | 01:06:36,744 | I had onions at lunch. I had garlic dressing at dinner. | I had onions at lunch. I had garlic dressing at dinner. |
791 | 01:06:37,036 | 01:06:38,996 | But he'll never know... | But he'll never know... |
792 | 01:06:39,205 | 01:06:45,294 | ...because I stay kissing-sweet the new Dazzledent way. | ...because I stay kissing-sweet the new Dazzledent way. |
793 | 01:06:48,422 | 01:06:52,885 | Now that I have your attention, I want to warn all you girls... | Now that I have your attention, I want to warn all you girls... |
794 | 01:06:53,094 | 01:06:56,555 | ...about an evil, dangerous, married man... | ...about an evil, dangerous, married man... |
795 | 01:06:56,806 | 01:06:59,100 | ...living downstairs in my building. | ...living downstairs in my building. |
796 | 01:06:59,392 | 01:07:02,436 | His name is Richard Sherman. | His name is Richard Sherman. |
797 | 01:07:02,770 | 01:07:06,148 | S-H-E-R-M-A-N. | S-H-E-R-M-A-N. |
798 | 01:07:06,399 | 01:07:09,276 | While his wife and son are in Maine... | While his wife and son are in Maine... |
799 | 01:07:09,485 | 01:07:13,280 | ...this monster is terrorizing the girls of New York. | ...this monster is terrorizing the girls of New York. |
800 | 01:07:13,572 | 01:07:17,159 | Mommy, come quick! They're talking about Daddy. | Mommy, come quick! They're talking about Daddy. |
801 | 01:07:17,451 | 01:07:20,579 | He makes them sit on the piano bench... | He makes them sit on the piano bench... |
802 | 01:07:20,830 | 01:07:23,332 | ...and makes them play "Chopsticks." | ...and makes them play "Chopsticks." |
803 | 01:07:23,624 | 01:07:26,502 | Then suddenly he turns on them... | Then suddenly he turns on them... |
804 | 01:07:26,794 | 01:07:30,464 | just like the creature from the Black Lagoon! | just like the creature from the Black Lagoon! |
805 | 01:07:33,634 | 01:07:35,970 | Well, I might as well face it. | Well, I might as well face it. |
806 | 01:07:36,846 | 01:07:41,142 | She knows everything. She knows, she knows, she knows. | She knows everything. She knows, she knows, she knows. |
807 | 01:07:41,976 | 01:07:46,689 | But maybe she doesn't. Maybe there isn't any TV up in Maine. | But maybe she doesn't. Maybe there isn't any TV up in Maine. |
808 | 01:07:46,939 | 01:07:51,152 | I can't go on like this. Why don't I just call Helen? | I can't go on like this. Why don't I just call Helen? |
809 | 01:07:51,444 | 01:07:56,198 | The minute I heard her voice, I could tell if she knew anything. | The minute I heard her voice, I could tell if she knew anything. |
810 | 01:07:56,449 | 01:07:58,659 | All right, call her. | All right, call her. |
811 | 01:08:02,705 | 01:08:06,625 | Hello, long distance? I want Ogunquit, Maine. | Hello, long distance? I want Ogunquit, Maine. |
812 | 01:08:06,834 | 01:08:11,630 | Ogunquit-42831 J. Yeah, thanks. | Ogunquit-42831 J. Yeah, thanks. |
813 | 01:08:12,548 | 01:08:18,012 | What's taking so long? Maybe she's talking to the lawyers already. | What's taking so long? Maybe she's talking to the lawyers already. |
814 | 01:08:18,345 | 01:08:23,392 | Hello, hello? Helen? Bad connection. | Hello, hello? Helen? Bad connection. |
815 | 01:08:23,684 | 01:08:26,854 | Who? Who is this? | Who? Who is this? |
816 | 01:08:27,146 | 01:08:29,815 | I wanna talk to Mrs. Sherman. | I wanna talk to Mrs. Sherman. |
817 | 01:08:30,024 | 01:08:34,862 | Who is this? Oh, the babysitter. | Who is this? Oh, the babysitter. |
818 | 01:08:35,154 | 01:08:39,241 | Look, this is Mr. Sherman. Where is Mrs. Sherman? | Look, this is Mr. Sherman. Where is Mrs. Sherman? |
819 | 01:08:39,658 | 01:08:42,745 | What do you mean she's on a hayride? | What do you mean she's on a hayride? |
820 | 01:08:43,037 | 01:08:45,915 | With whom is she on a hayride? | With whom is she on a hayride? |
821 | 01:08:46,415 | 01:08:48,876 | Mr. MacKenzie and some people? | Mr. MacKenzie and some people? |
822 | 01:08:50,211 | 01:08:51,754 | What people? | What people? |
823 | 01:08:53,464 | 01:08:58,052 | She did leave a message? What was the message? | She did leave a message? What was the message? |
824 | 01:08:59,637 | 01:09:04,892 | Ricky's paddle. No, I forgot Something came up. | Ricky's paddle. No, I forgot Something came up. |
825 | 01:09:05,142 | 01:09:08,979 | I'll send it first thing in the morning. Goodbye! | I'll send it first thing in the morning. Goodbye! |
826 | 01:09:09,271 | 01:09:12,316 | - Mr. Sherman? - What is it, Miss Morris? | - Mr. Sherman? - What is it, Miss Morris? |
827 | 01:09:12,566 | 01:09:15,820 | It's after 6. Do you need me any more tonight? | It's after 6. Do you need me any more tonight? |
828 | 01:09:16,070 | 01:09:19,740 | No. We've come to the end of a perfect day. | No. We've come to the end of a perfect day. |
829 | 01:09:19,949 | 01:09:23,452 | Let's go home and enjoy the simple things. | Let's go home and enjoy the simple things. |
830 | 01:09:23,661 | 01:09:28,749 | The good things, the real things. The laughter of a child. | The good things, the real things. The laughter of a child. |
831 | 01:09:28,916 | 01:09:33,003 | A flight of swallows winging their way back home. | A flight of swallows winging their way back home. |
832 | 01:09:33,254 | 01:09:36,090 | Life can be beautiful, Miss Morris. | Life can be beautiful, Miss Morris. |
833 | 01:09:52,273 | 01:09:53,482 | Hey! | Hey! |
834 | 01:09:54,525 | 01:09:55,818 | Good evening. | Good evening. |
835 | 01:09:56,777 | 01:09:58,654 | I just washed my hair. | I just washed my hair. |
836 | 01:09:59,947 | 01:10:03,200 | That's nice. Goodbye. | That's nice. Goodbye. |
837 | 01:10:07,955 | 01:10:12,126 | Oh, no, not tonight. This girl's a pistol. | Oh, no, not tonight. This girl's a pistol. |
838 | 01:10:12,334 | 01:10:15,629 | Got away with it once. Why press my luck? | Got away with it once. Why press my luck? |
839 | 01:10:20,134 | 01:10:24,972 | It's gonna be quiet around here tonight. I promise you that. | It's gonna be quiet around here tonight. I promise you that. |
840 | 01:10:25,180 | 01:10:31,020 | Take a shower, poach an egg, rinse a shirt, hit the sack... | Take a shower, poach an egg, rinse a shirt, hit the sack... |
841 | 01:10:31,562 | 01:10:32,980 | ...and that's all. | ...and that's all. |
842 | 01:10:54,043 | 01:10:58,505 | If she was washing her hair for me, is she kidding? | If she was washing her hair for me, is she kidding? |
843 | 01:11:01,050 | 01:11:04,929 | Helen, what a wife! How lucky can you get? | Helen, what a wife! How lucky can you get? |
844 | 01:11:05,179 | 01:11:07,556 | I'm glad she's having a good time. | I'm glad she's having a good time. |
845 | 01:11:07,848 | 01:11:12,186 | People to go outwith, take her on hayrides. | People to go outwith, take her on hayrides. |
846 | 01:11:14,104 | 01:11:19,026 | One thing, though. What's she doing on a hayride with MacKenzie? | One thing, though. What's she doing on a hayride with MacKenzie? |
847 | 01:11:19,360 | 01:11:22,696 | I wish she wouldn't hang around people like that. | I wish she wouldn't hang around people like that. |
848 | 01:11:22,947 | 01:11:25,074 | He's capable of making a pass at her. | He's capable of making a pass at her. |
849 | 01:11:25,366 | 01:11:28,702 | She'll probably like it. She's getting older. | She'll probably like it. She's getting older. |
850 | 01:11:28,869 | 01:11:33,123 | I'm probably very dull. And MacKenzie is a writer. | I'm probably very dull. And MacKenzie is a writer. |
851 | 01:11:33,374 | 01:11:37,628 | A lousy writer. That last book of his! | A lousy writer. That last book of his! |
852 | 01:11:37,920 | 01:11:41,131 | All that downwardly pulsating... | All that downwardly pulsating... |
853 | 01:11:41,382 | 01:11:44,301 | ...and hair spilled across the pillow. | ...and hair spilled across the pillow. |
854 | 01:11:44,551 | 01:11:49,473 | No woman is safe around a guy who writes stuff like that. | No woman is safe around a guy who writes stuff like that. |
855 | 01:12:04,655 | 01:12:08,409 | No, Tom, please. The other people! | No, Tom, please. The other people! |
856 | 01:12:08,659 | 01:12:12,413 | I have a confession to make. Look around. | I have a confession to make. Look around. |
857 | 01:12:15,290 | 01:12:19,294 | - There are no other people. - Don't be angry. | - There are no other people. - Don't be angry. |
858 | 01:12:19,628 | 01:12:21,338 | I should be. | I should be. |
859 | 01:12:22,006 | 01:12:25,009 | No, Tom. What about the driver? | No, Tom. What about the driver? |
860 | 01:12:25,259 | 01:12:29,263 | - There is no driver. - No driver? | - There is no driver. - No driver? |
861 | 01:12:29,513 | 01:12:33,600 | I thought of everything. Even the horses are wearing blinkers. | I thought of everything. Even the horses are wearing blinkers. |
862 | 01:12:34,101 | 01:12:38,480 | - Tom, I'm afraid. - Afraid? Of me? | - Tom, I'm afraid. - Afraid? Of me? |
863 | 01:12:38,772 | 01:12:41,775 | No, of me. | No, of me. |
864 | 01:12:42,943 | 01:12:46,947 | Oh, darling! Downwardly, pulsating, striving. | Oh, darling! Downwardly, pulsating, striving. |
865 | 01:12:47,197 | 01:12:50,451 | Now together, ending and unending. | Now together, ending and unending. |
866 | 01:12:50,701 | 01:12:54,496 | Now, now, now! | Now, now, now! |
867 | 01:12:55,205 | 01:12:59,334 | What a cornball. Okay, good luck. | What a cornball. Okay, good luck. |
868 | 01:12:59,543 | 01:13:04,506 | If that's the way you wanna play it, I can play it that way too! | If that's the way you wanna play it, I can play it that way too! |
869 | 01:13:15,392 | 01:13:18,145 | Kaufman. Kaufman. Kaufman. | Kaufman. Kaufman. Kaufman. |
870 | 01:13:31,867 | 01:13:37,247 | Hi! Did you know you left your tomato plant down here last night? | Hi! Did you know you left your tomato plant down here last night? |
871 | 01:13:39,333 | 01:13:41,668 | I'd be glad to bring it up. | I'd be glad to bring it up. |
872 | 01:13:43,504 | 01:13:46,673 | Maybe you'd like to have dinner. | Maybe you'd like to have dinner. |
873 | 01:13:48,509 | 01:13:52,262 | Then maybe we could go to an air-conditioned movie. | Then maybe we could go to an air-conditioned movie. |
874 | 01:14:08,529 | 01:14:11,740 | Didn't you love the picture? I did. | Didn't you love the picture? I did. |
875 | 01:14:12,032 | 01:14:16,370 | But I just felt so sorry for the creature at the end. | But I just felt so sorry for the creature at the end. |
876 | 01:14:16,578 | 01:14:20,707 | Sorry? What, did you want him to marry the girl? | Sorry? What, did you want him to marry the girl? |
877 | 01:14:20,916 | 01:14:25,462 | He was scary-looking, but he wasn't really all bad. | He was scary-looking, but he wasn't really all bad. |
878 | 01:14:25,712 | 01:14:28,465 | He just craved a little affection. | He just craved a little affection. |
879 | 01:14:28,757 | 01:14:32,719 | A sense of being loved and needed and wanted. | A sense of being loved and needed and wanted. |
880 | 01:14:32,970 | 01:14:35,722 | That's an interesting point of view. | That's an interesting point of view. |
881 | 01:14:36,140 | 01:14:38,725 | Do you feel the breeze from the subway? | Do you feel the breeze from the subway? |
882 | 01:14:38,934 | 01:14:41,061 | Isn't it delicious? | Isn't it delicious? |
883 | 01:14:46,400 | 01:14:51,238 | Sort of cools the ankles. What would be fun to do now? | Sort of cools the ankles. What would be fun to do now? |
884 | 01:14:51,446 | 01:14:54,449 | - It's getting pretty late. - Not that late. | - It's getting pretty late. - Not that late. |
885 | 01:14:54,741 | 01:14:58,245 | I have this big day tomorrow. I have to get to sleep. | I have this big day tomorrow. I have to get to sleep. |
886 | 01:14:58,453 | 01:14:59,663 | What's the big day? | What's the big day? |
887 | 01:14:59,913 | 01:15:04,751 | Tomorrow I'm on TV. I told you, The Dazzledent Hour. | Tomorrow I'm on TV. I told you, The Dazzledent Hour. |
888 | 01:15:05,752 | 01:15:07,963 | Oh, here comes another one. | Oh, here comes another one. |
889 | 01:15:13,343 | 01:15:17,931 | Tell me, Dazzledent toothpaste, I don't think I ever tried it. | Tell me, Dazzledent toothpaste, I don't think I ever tried it. |
890 | 01:15:18,182 | 01:15:22,477 | You should. It's excellent. Oh, yes, I use it myself. | You should. It's excellent. Oh, yes, I use it myself. |
891 | 01:15:22,769 | 01:15:26,440 | - Then you do recommend it? - Definitely. | - Then you do recommend it? - Definitely. |
892 | 01:15:26,607 | 01:15:31,945 | It costs a little more, but 8 out of 10 oral hygienists-- | It costs a little more, but 8 out of 10 oral hygienists-- |
893 | 01:15:32,196 | 01:15:36,116 | You sound like a commercial. If I believed commercials... | You sound like a commercial. If I believed commercials... |
894 | 01:15:36,366 | 01:15:40,037 | - You can believe this one. - What's that you say? | - You can believe this one. - What's that you say? |
895 | 01:15:40,287 | 01:15:45,459 | "He'll never know. I stay kissing- sweet the new Dazzledent way"? | "He'll never know. I stay kissing- sweet the new Dazzledent way"? |
896 | 01:15:45,667 | 01:15:50,297 | - Now really. - It's true! I'll prove it to you. | - Now really. - It's true! I'll prove it to you. |
897 | 01:15:53,800 | 01:15:55,302 | Well? | Well? |
898 | 01:15:55,510 | 01:15:59,306 | My faith in the integrity of advertising is restored. | My faith in the integrity of advertising is restored. |
899 | 01:15:59,640 | 01:16:05,229 | However, before I switch brands, I wanna make absolutely certain. | However, before I switch brands, I wanna make absolutely certain. |
900 | 01:16:10,484 | 01:16:14,321 | A successful businessman like Kaufman... | A successful businessman like Kaufman... |
901 | 01:16:14,529 | 01:16:16,323 | ...probably makes 15,000 a year. | ...probably makes 15,000 a year. |
902 | 01:16:16,490 | 01:16:21,662 | Spends a fortune on sculptures but will not put in air conditioning. | Spends a fortune on sculptures but will not put in air conditioning. |
903 | 01:16:21,870 | 01:16:25,249 | I bet it was 95 in the bedroom last night. | I bet it was 95 in the bedroom last night. |
904 | 01:16:25,540 | 01:16:27,668 | Poor kid, it's awful. | Poor kid, it's awful. |
905 | 01:16:30,170 | 01:16:31,171 | Good night. | Good night. |
906 | 01:16:31,421 | 01:16:34,883 | If you wanted to drop by my place to cool off... | If you wanted to drop by my place to cool off... |
907 | 01:16:35,175 | 01:16:38,512 | ...before you face that Turkish bath up there... | ...before you face that Turkish bath up there... |
908 | 01:16:38,762 | 01:16:43,433 | I left the air conditioning on full blast. It's cold in there. | I left the air conditioning on full blast. It's cold in there. |
909 | 01:16:43,684 | 01:16:48,730 | - Maybe for a few minutes. - To bring the body temperature down. | - Maybe for a few minutes. - To bring the body temperature down. |
910 | 01:16:49,523 | 01:16:52,567 | I feel no matter how much it costs... | I feel no matter how much it costs... |
911 | 01:16:52,859 | 01:16:56,071 | ...if you've got to sell the kids' bonds... | ...if you've got to sell the kids' bonds... |
912 | 01:16:56,363 | 01:16:59,199 | ...I say in the summertime in New York... | ...I say in the summertime in New York... |
913 | 01:16:59,408 | 01:17:02,369 | ...you've got to have air conditioning. | ...you've got to have air conditioning. |
914 | 01:17:03,787 | 01:17:05,372 | Just feel that. | Just feel that. |
915 | 01:17:11,211 | 01:17:15,465 | I didn't tell you, but I have air conditioning in every room. | I didn't tell you, but I have air conditioning in every room. |
916 | 01:17:15,757 | 01:17:18,760 | The kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom. | The kitchen, the bathroom, the bedroom. |
917 | 01:17:19,052 | 01:17:22,055 | - Heaven! - You just relax. | - Heaven! - You just relax. |
918 | 01:17:22,306 | 01:17:27,102 | I'll fix two drinks, and we'll have a nice, quiet talk. | I'll fix two drinks, and we'll have a nice, quiet talk. |
919 | 01:17:38,947 | 01:17:41,283 | This is really the most! | This is really the most! |
920 | 01:17:43,243 | 01:17:45,912 | Well, what shall we talk about? | Well, what shall we talk about? |
921 | 01:17:46,121 | 01:17:48,999 | How about psychoanalysis? | How about psychoanalysis? |
922 | 01:17:49,416 | 01:17:54,588 | I don't know how much you know about it, but it's a hobby of mine. | I don't know how much you know about it, but it's a hobby of mine. |
923 | 01:17:54,796 | 01:17:59,092 | I like to wander through the labyrinth of the human mind. | I like to wander through the labyrinth of the human mind. |
924 | 01:17:59,301 | 01:18:03,638 | What gets me is spending $3.95 for that miserable fan. | What gets me is spending $3.95 for that miserable fan. |
925 | 01:18:03,930 | 01:18:05,807 | It's absolutely useless. | It's absolutely useless. |
926 | 01:18:06,016 | 01:18:09,686 | I'll take it back to the store to get my money back. | I'll take it back to the store to get my money back. |
927 | 01:18:09,936 | 01:18:13,440 | Just hope I didn't lose the sales slip. | Just hope I didn't lose the sales slip. |
928 | 01:18:14,274 | 01:18:16,443 | Two days ago we were strangers... | Two days ago we were strangers... |
929 | 01:18:16,693 | 01:18:19,821 | ...and now you're here alone with me. | ...and now you're here alone with me. |
930 | 01:18:20,489 | 01:18:23,283 | How did it happen? Why did we meet? | How did it happen? Why did we meet? |
931 | 01:18:23,533 | 01:18:26,620 | The answer lies in the unconscious. | The answer lies in the unconscious. |
932 | 01:18:27,287 | 01:18:32,125 | If they won't take back the fan, the larger size is only $3 more. | If they won't take back the fan, the larger size is only $3 more. |
933 | 01:18:32,793 | 01:18:37,881 | But what about tonight? I've just got to get some sleep. | But what about tonight? I've just got to get some sleep. |
934 | 01:18:38,131 | 01:18:43,387 | You think that plant fell by itself? There are no accidents. | You think that plant fell by itself? There are no accidents. |
935 | 01:18:43,637 | 01:18:46,515 | Nothing happens by itself. We make it happen. | Nothing happens by itself. We make it happen. |
936 | 01:18:46,723 | 01:18:51,019 | You didn't accidentally brush the plant, you pushed it. | You didn't accidentally brush the plant, you pushed it. |
937 | 01:18:51,311 | 01:18:56,358 | Maybe if I took the fan, put it in the icebox... | Maybe if I took the fan, put it in the icebox... |
938 | 01:18:56,650 | 01:18:58,652 | ...and left the door open... | ...and left the door open... |
939 | 01:18:58,902 | 01:19:04,574 | ...then left the bedroom door open and soaked the sheets in ice water... | ...then left the bedroom door open and soaked the sheets in ice water... |
940 | 01:19:04,825 | 01:19:07,536 | No, that's too icky. | No, that's too icky. |
941 | 01:19:07,744 | 01:19:10,163 | Your behavior is obvious. | Your behavior is obvious. |
942 | 01:19:10,414 | 01:19:13,333 | You pushed the plant down to kill me. | You pushed the plant down to kill me. |
943 | 01:19:13,583 | 01:19:16,086 | And why do you suppose you wanted to? | And why do you suppose you wanted to? |
944 | 01:19:16,378 | 01:19:21,174 | Could it be, could it possibly be because you love me? | Could it be, could it possibly be because you love me? |
945 | 01:19:24,761 | 01:19:30,100 | Of course I could simply ask him if-- I'm sure he wouldn't mind. | Of course I could simply ask him if-- I'm sure he wouldn't mind. |
946 | 01:19:31,351 | 01:19:33,687 | He's such a nice man. | He's such a nice man. |
947 | 01:19:34,229 | 01:19:39,234 | Nothing to be ashamed of. Under this veneer we're all savages. | Nothing to be ashamed of. Under this veneer we're all savages. |
948 | 01:19:39,526 | 01:19:42,863 | Man, woman, hopelessly enmeshed. | Man, woman, hopelessly enmeshed. |
949 | 01:19:43,113 | 01:19:47,409 | We're on a toboggan, we can't stop. It's too late to run. | We're on a toboggan, we can't stop. It's too late to run. |
950 | 01:19:47,701 | 01:19:49,953 | The beguine has begun. | The beguine has begun. |
951 | 01:19:50,871 | 01:19:53,081 | What are we going to do? | What are we going to do? |
952 | 01:19:55,125 | 01:19:58,920 | I've been thinking about it and I... | I've been thinking about it and I... |
953 | 01:19:59,212 | 01:20:00,881 | Yes? | Yes? |
954 | 01:20:01,047 | 01:20:04,301 | I'd like to stay here with you tonight. | I'd like to stay here with you tonight. |
955 | 01:20:05,093 | 01:20:07,220 | I'd like to sleep here. | I'd like to sleep here. |
956 | 01:20:11,475 | 01:20:15,228 | - Are you sure? - That is, if you don't mind. | - Are you sure? - That is, if you don't mind. |
957 | 01:20:16,313 | 01:20:20,942 | It's not a question of minding. We don't wanna rush into this. | It's not a question of minding. We don't wanna rush into this. |
958 | 01:20:21,234 | 01:20:25,906 | There are savages, and savages. This may be too savage. | There are savages, and savages. This may be too savage. |
959 | 01:20:26,114 | 01:20:28,283 | If you want to stay-- | If you want to stay-- |
960 | 01:20:28,909 | 01:20:31,912 | Don't make me go to that hot apartment. | Don't make me go to that hot apartment. |
961 | 01:20:32,078 | 01:20:37,292 | I haven't slept in three nights. I'd like to look good tomorrow. | I haven't slept in three nights. I'd like to look good tomorrow. |
962 | 01:20:37,584 | 01:20:40,837 | I could sleep right here in this chair. | I could sleep right here in this chair. |
963 | 01:20:41,129 | 01:20:45,759 | I'll be as quiet as a mouse. You won't know I'm around. Please? | I'll be as quiet as a mouse. You won't know I'm around. Please? |
964 | 01:20:47,844 | 01:20:53,266 | Well, that's different. Of course you can sleep here. | Well, that's different. Of course you can sleep here. |
965 | 01:20:53,475 | 01:20:56,603 | We're not savages. We're civilized people. | We're not savages. We're civilized people. |
966 | 01:20:56,853 | 01:21:01,107 | - Thank you. What time do you get up? - About 8, I guess. | - Thank you. What time do you get up? - About 8, I guess. |
967 | 01:21:01,316 | 01:21:06,154 | - I'll fix you breakfast. - Fix my breakfast-- Wait a minute. | - I'll fix you breakfast. - Fix my breakfast-- Wait a minute. |
968 | 01:21:06,363 | 01:21:10,825 | Suppose someone sees you leaving the apartment at 8. | Suppose someone sees you leaving the apartment at 8. |
969 | 01:21:11,117 | 01:21:13,620 | Just one person sees you, and we're dead. | Just one person sees you, and we're dead. |
970 | 01:21:13,828 | 01:21:18,875 | All right then, I could get up at 6 and sneak upstairs. | All right then, I could get up at 6 and sneak upstairs. |
971 | 01:21:19,125 | 01:21:21,628 | Get up at 6 and sneak-- Sneak! | Get up at 6 and sneak-- Sneak! |
972 | 01:21:21,878 | 01:21:25,966 | Even worse. Suppose someone sees you sneaking out? | Even worse. Suppose someone sees you sneaking out? |
973 | 01:21:26,174 | 01:21:28,385 | We're not doing anything wrong. | We're not doing anything wrong. |
974 | 01:21:28,635 | 01:21:33,306 | Certainly, but there's such a thing as society, laws, rules. | Certainly, but there's such a thing as society, laws, rules. |
975 | 01:21:33,473 | 01:21:36,685 | But after all, no man is an island. | But after all, no man is an island. |
976 | 01:21:43,316 | 01:21:47,571 | - Who is it? - It's me, Mr. Kruhulik. | - Who is it? - It's me, Mr. Kruhulik. |
977 | 01:22:02,043 | 01:22:04,921 | - What is it? - I was just coming home. | - What is it? - I was just coming home. |
978 | 01:22:05,171 | 01:22:09,509 | Went out with a lady, the one with the big, fat poodle. | Went out with a lady, the one with the big, fat poodle. |
979 | 01:22:09,718 | 01:22:14,848 | I saw your light. I thought it might be a good time to pick up the rugs. | I saw your light. I thought it might be a good time to pick up the rugs. |
980 | 01:22:15,056 | 01:22:18,226 | At 1:30 in the morning? Are you out of your mind? | At 1:30 in the morning? Are you out of your mind? |
981 | 01:22:18,435 | 01:22:20,353 | I promised your wife. | I promised your wife. |
982 | 01:22:20,520 | 01:22:25,609 | Those moths are probably right now chewing away big, gaping holes. | Those moths are probably right now chewing away big, gaping holes. |
983 | 01:22:25,859 | 01:22:28,570 | Stop worrying. I give you my word... | Stop worrying. I give you my word... |
984 | 01:22:28,778 | 01:22:31,364 | ...the moths are not eating anything. | ...the moths are not eating anything. |
985 | 01:22:31,573 | 01:22:35,535 | Come tomorrow, early, before they have their breakfast. | Come tomorrow, early, before they have their breakfast. |
986 | 01:22:35,744 | 01:22:38,747 | You can't trust a moth, Mr. Sherman. | You can't trust a moth, Mr. Sherman. |
987 | 01:22:39,039 | 01:22:40,790 | They get hungry at night... | They get hungry at night... |
988 | 01:22:41,041 | 01:22:44,878 | ...so they start looking around for a snack and-- | ...so they start looking around for a snack and-- |
989 | 01:22:51,301 | 01:22:55,055 | - Oh, I wish I was dead - What's the matter? | - Oh, I wish I was dead - What's the matter? |
990 | 01:22:55,305 | 01:22:59,434 | I'm sorry. I didn't quite understand the situation. | I'm sorry. I didn't quite understand the situation. |
991 | 01:22:59,726 | 01:23:03,313 | In a situation like this, who cares about moths? | In a situation like this, who cares about moths? |
992 | 01:23:03,563 | 01:23:06,566 | Situation, Mr. Kruhulik? What situation? | Situation, Mr. Kruhulik? What situation? |
993 | 01:23:10,987 | 01:23:13,657 | Moths? Let them eat the rugs. | Moths? Let them eat the rugs. |
994 | 01:23:13,907 | 01:23:16,785 | Let them eat the curtains. Who cares? | Let them eat the curtains. Who cares? |
995 | 01:23:17,494 | 01:23:19,913 | Go, man, go. | Go, man, go. |
996 | 01:23:21,414 | 01:23:25,418 | I'd like to explain this. This may seem unusual. | I'd like to explain this. This may seem unusual. |
997 | 01:23:25,627 | 01:23:29,422 | - But it's the most natural thing. - I'll say. | - But it's the most natural thing. - I'll say. |
998 | 01:23:29,673 | 01:23:34,844 | Summertime, and the living is easy Fish are jumping, cotton is high." | Summertime, and the living is easy Fish are jumping, cotton is high." |
999 | 01:23:35,095 | 01:23:39,432 | That's enough! The young lady lives in this building. | That's enough! The young lady lives in this building. |
1000 | 01:23:39,641 | 01:23:42,602 | - There's been a terrible accident. - Hi. | - There's been a terrible accident. - Hi. |
1001 | 01:23:43,269 | 01:23:46,189 | Well, hello! | Well, hello! |
1002 | 01:23:47,607 | 01:23:50,819 | Isn't she a living doll? | Isn't she a living doll? |
1003 | 01:23:51,319 | 01:23:54,197 | This lady's tomato plant fell down. | This lady's tomato plant fell down. |
1004 | 01:23:54,447 | 01:23:58,034 | Sorry to disappoint, but that's all there is to it. | Sorry to disappoint, but that's all there is to it. |
1005 | 01:23:58,284 | 01:24:00,995 | In fact, I'm glad you dropped in. | In fact, I'm glad you dropped in. |
1006 | 01:24:01,705 | 01:24:05,500 | You can help her take the plant upstairs. It's here. | You can help her take the plant upstairs. It's here. |
1007 | 01:24:05,709 | 01:24:08,712 | I watered the garden with a cocktail shaker. | I watered the garden with a cocktail shaker. |
1008 | 01:24:08,962 | 01:24:10,630 | A little silver shaker. | A little silver shaker. |
1009 | 01:24:10,880 | 01:24:14,175 | You can see your insinuations are preposterous. | You can see your insinuations are preposterous. |
1010 | 01:24:14,467 | 01:24:17,387 | A natural mistake, Mr. Sherman. | A natural mistake, Mr. Sherman. |
1011 | 01:24:17,637 | 01:24:22,475 | And my apologies to you, dear lady. What a doll! | And my apologies to you, dear lady. What a doll! |
1012 | 01:24:22,726 | 01:24:26,563 | - Right out here, Mr. Kruhulik. - What a shambles. | - Right out here, Mr. Kruhulik. - What a shambles. |
1013 | 01:24:26,855 | 01:24:31,067 | It's all right. We're covered. I have a policy. | It's all right. We're covered. I have a policy. |
1014 | 01:24:33,319 | 01:24:36,197 | Thank you, Mr. Kruhulik, and good night. | Thank you, Mr. Kruhulik, and good night. |
1015 | 01:24:36,489 | 01:24:40,076 | Good night, Miss-- Whatever your name is. | Good night, Miss-- Whatever your name is. |
1016 | 01:24:40,368 | 01:24:43,204 | Be careful, it's heavy. Don't strain anything. | Be careful, it's heavy. Don't strain anything. |
1017 | 01:24:43,496 | 01:24:45,039 | I'm strained already... | I'm strained already... |
1018 | 01:24:45,331 | 01:24:50,670 | ...from carrying that big, fat poodle around. I wish I was dead! | ...from carrying that big, fat poodle around. I wish I was dead! |
1019 | 01:24:51,921 | 01:24:55,675 | - Well, good night. - Good night. | - Well, good night. - Good night. |
1020 | 01:24:56,843 | 01:25:00,513 | I'm sorry. But you can see how it is. | I'm sorry. But you can see how it is. |
1021 | 01:25:00,764 | 01:25:04,184 | I understand. No man is an island. | I understand. No man is an island. |
1022 | 01:25:13,526 | 01:25:14,861 | Normal. | Normal. |
1023 | 01:25:17,405 | 01:25:20,116 | Everything is absolutely normal. | Everything is absolutely normal. |
1024 | 01:25:20,408 | 01:25:22,702 | Sleep. Go to sleep. | Sleep. Go to sleep. |
1025 | 01:25:22,911 | 01:25:25,246 | How can I possibly sleep? | How can I possibly sleep? |
1026 | 01:25:26,247 | 01:25:27,749 | What'll I do? | What'll I do? |
1027 | 01:25:29,459 | 01:25:34,464 | Helen. Write to Helen. Write a long letter to Helen. | Helen. Write to Helen. Write a long letter to Helen. |
1028 | 01:25:35,882 | 01:25:39,719 | Paddle, that's it. I've got to send the paddle. | Paddle, that's it. I've got to send the paddle. |
1029 | 01:25:39,928 | 01:25:44,140 | Little Ricky out there on the lake without a paddle. | Little Ricky out there on the lake without a paddle. |
1030 | 01:25:44,390 | 01:25:48,978 | Wrap the paddle and send it off in the morning. Ricky needs it. | Wrap the paddle and send it off in the morning. Ricky needs it. |
1031 | 01:25:49,229 | 01:25:54,609 | Going to get his paddle. How do you wrap a paddle, anyway? | Going to get his paddle. How do you wrap a paddle, anyway? |
1032 | 01:25:54,901 | 01:25:57,403 | Paper and string, what else? | Paper and string, what else? |
1033 | 01:25:58,571 | 01:26:01,950 | I need a piece of paper the shape of a paddle. | I need a piece of paper the shape of a paddle. |
1034 | 01:26:12,085 | 01:26:14,254 | All right, nothing. | All right, nothing. |
1035 | 01:26:16,005 | 01:26:20,134 | Hey, there's some gauze in the bathroom. | Hey, there's some gauze in the bathroom. |
1036 | 01:26:20,343 | 01:26:24,347 | I can bandage the whole thing, put some tape on it and-- | I can bandage the whole thing, put some tape on it and-- |
1037 | 01:26:24,597 | 01:26:28,268 | And what, send it up in an ambulance? | And what, send it up in an ambulance? |
1038 | 01:26:30,937 | 01:26:33,106 | This is ridiculous. | This is ridiculous. |
1039 | 01:26:33,314 | 01:26:37,277 | People send paddles every day. The mails are full of them. | People send paddles every day. The mails are full of them. |
1040 | 01:26:37,527 | 01:26:39,696 | How do they do it? | How do they do it? |
1041 | 01:26:42,156 | 01:26:45,493 | That's it, old newspapers! | That's it, old newspapers! |
1042 | 01:26:45,869 | 01:26:48,288 | Big deal, old newspapers. | Big deal, old newspapers. |
1043 | 01:26:48,454 | 01:26:52,292 | Get a lot of string, slap it together... | Get a lot of string, slap it together... |
1044 | 01:27:11,144 | 01:27:12,478 | Hi. | Hi. |
1045 | 01:27:15,648 | 01:27:20,987 | Forgot about the stairs. It was so easy. I pulled out the nails. | Forgot about the stairs. It was so easy. I pulled out the nails. |
1046 | 01:27:23,197 | 01:27:26,868 | You know what? We can do this all summer. | You know what? We can do this all summer. |
1047 | 01:28:18,252 | 01:28:20,546 | Miss. Young lady. | Miss. Young lady. |
1048 | 01:28:21,381 | 01:28:25,551 | I've got to take a shower. Got to get to the office. | I've got to take a shower. Got to get to the office. |
1049 | 01:28:25,802 | 01:28:30,890 | Please, lady, get up, go home so I can get to the office. | Please, lady, get up, go home so I can get to the office. |
1050 | 01:28:31,474 | 01:28:34,435 | Please, lady? No? | Please, lady? No? |
1051 | 01:29:26,779 | 01:29:30,491 | Poor kid, working in New York in this heat. | Poor kid, working in New York in this heat. |
1052 | 01:29:30,783 | 01:29:35,455 | And on television! Standing there under those hot lights. | And on television! Standing there under those hot lights. |
1053 | 01:29:38,791 | 01:29:41,544 | She must need money real bad. | She must need money real bad. |
1054 | 01:29:41,794 | 01:29:46,841 | Lives in an expensive apartment. I know what clothes cost. | Lives in an expensive apartment. I know what clothes cost. |
1055 | 01:29:47,133 | 01:29:49,719 | Buys imported champagne. | Buys imported champagne. |
1056 | 01:29:50,470 | 01:29:53,139 | How can she possibly afford--? | How can she possibly afford--? |
1057 | 01:29:53,347 | 01:29:55,808 | She must have other sources of income. | She must have other sources of income. |
1058 | 01:29:56,809 | 01:30:01,731 | Plenty of ways a girl can get money if she's unscrupulous enough. | Plenty of ways a girl can get money if she's unscrupulous enough. |
1059 | 01:30:01,981 | 01:30:07,195 | She could get herself some foolish, well-to-do married man. | She could get herself some foolish, well-to-do married man. |
1060 | 01:30:07,487 | 01:30:09,989 | Trap him into some situation. | Trap him into some situation. |
1061 | 01:30:10,198 | 01:30:15,161 | Bleed him till he's white, squeeze him till he's dry-- | Bleed him till he's white, squeeze him till he's dry-- |
1062 | 01:30:16,746 | 01:30:21,834 | They have a word for this. They call it "blackmail." | They have a word for this. They call it "blackmail." |
1063 | 01:30:32,678 | 01:30:35,765 | Where is she? She's with Kruhulik. | Where is she? She's with Kruhulik. |
1064 | 01:30:36,015 | 01:30:40,186 | They're down at the bank going through my safe-deposit box. | They're down at the bank going through my safe-deposit box. |
1065 | 01:30:46,859 | 01:30:49,946 | Hello, are you in there? | Hello, are you in there? |
1066 | 01:30:50,196 | 01:30:55,201 | Hi, good morning! Just taking a shower. Be out in a minute. | Hi, good morning! Just taking a shower. Be out in a minute. |
1067 | 01:31:00,540 | 01:31:04,460 | Taking a shower, she'll be out in a minute, that's all. | Taking a shower, she'll be out in a minute, that's all. |
1068 | 01:31:04,710 | 01:31:09,132 | I should get one of the new towels and take it to her. | I should get one of the new towels and take it to her. |
1069 | 01:31:11,384 | 01:31:15,221 | That would very definitely be another boo-boo. | That would very definitely be another boo-boo. |
1070 | 01:31:17,390 | 01:31:21,894 | If anyone were to walk in, would they ever get the wrong idea. | If anyone were to walk in, would they ever get the wrong idea. |
1071 | 01:31:22,145 | 01:31:27,400 | Cinnamon toast for two, strange blond in the shower. Explain that. | Cinnamon toast for two, strange blond in the shower. Explain that. |
1072 | 01:31:27,650 | 01:31:31,445 | Tell them you spent the night wrapping a paddle. | Tell them you spent the night wrapping a paddle. |
1073 | 01:31:35,324 | 01:31:37,076 | Anybody walk in here! | Anybody walk in here! |
1074 | 01:31:37,285 | 01:31:42,498 | Who's gonna walk in here? J. Edgar Hoover? Arthur Godfrey? | Who's gonna walk in here? J. Edgar Hoover? Arthur Godfrey? |
1075 | 01:31:42,748 | 01:31:44,500 | Helen, maybe? | Helen, maybe? |
1076 | 01:31:50,631 | 01:31:54,760 | She's in Maine. How could she get here? | She's in Maine. How could she get here? |
1077 | 01:31:56,762 | 01:32:01,684 | On the train, that's how. On the early morning train. | On the train, that's how. On the early morning train. |
1078 | 01:32:01,934 | 01:32:06,564 | Why would she be coming to New York? Because she knows something. | Why would she be coming to New York? Because she knows something. |
1079 | 01:32:06,814 | 01:32:10,693 | Because someone tipped her off. Who could've tipped--? | Because someone tipped her off. Who could've tipped--? |
1080 | 01:32:10,943 | 01:32:13,988 | Kruhulik! He saw the girl here last night | Kruhulik! He saw the girl here last night |
1081 | 01:32:14,238 | 01:32:18,492 | ...called Helen long distance and told her everything. | ...called Helen long distance and told her everything. |
1082 | 01:32:18,743 | 01:32:23,873 | She's on the train, I know it. Early morning train's in already. | She's on the train, I know it. Early morning train's in already. |
1083 | 01:32:24,081 | 01:32:29,170 | She's in a cab. She's on her way here. She'll be here any second! | She's in a cab. She's on her way here. She'll be here any second! |
1084 | 01:32:37,428 | 01:32:41,098 | There's a woman in this apartment. I know there is. | There's a woman in this apartment. I know there is. |
1085 | 01:32:41,349 | 01:32:45,895 | - No, Helen, it's not true. - Don't lie to me, Richard. | - No, Helen, it's not true. - Don't lie to me, Richard. |
1086 | 01:32:46,145 | 01:32:49,482 | Who told you? Was it Kruhulik? | Who told you? Was it Kruhulik? |
1087 | 01:32:49,774 | 01:32:54,362 | That's right. I've had him watching you for months. | That's right. I've had him watching you for months. |
1088 | 01:32:54,987 | 01:33:00,409 | His name's not Kruhulik. He's a private eye named Johnny Dollar. | His name's not Kruhulik. He's a private eye named Johnny Dollar. |
1089 | 01:33:00,618 | 01:33:04,038 | - What are you going to do? - I'm going to shoot you. | - What are you going to do? - I'm going to shoot you. |
1090 | 01:33:04,288 | 01:33:08,167 | I can explain everything. The cinnamon toast, the shower. | I can explain everything. The cinnamon toast, the shower. |
1091 | 01:33:08,459 | 01:33:09,919 | This girl's from Denver. | This girl's from Denver. |
1092 | 01:33:10,169 | 01:33:15,216 | The Kaufmans have no air conditioning. Spend a fortune on sculpture. | The Kaufmans have no air conditioning. Spend a fortune on sculpture. |
1093 | 01:33:15,466 | 01:33:19,929 | The drugstore wouldn't take back her fan, she lost the slip. | The drugstore wouldn't take back her fan, she lost the slip. |
1094 | 01:33:20,179 | 01:33:25,476 | So I let her sleep in our bed. I was just wrapping the paddle. | So I let her sleep in our bed. I was just wrapping the paddle. |
1095 | 01:33:26,477 | 01:33:30,856 | At least have the decency to keep the paddle of a child... | At least have the decency to keep the paddle of a child... |
1096 | 01:33:31,107 | 01:33:32,817 | ...out of this sordid mess. | ...out of this sordid mess. |
1097 | 01:33:34,610 | 01:33:37,697 | You're mad. You'll never get away with this. | You're mad. You'll never get away with this. |
1098 | 01:33:37,989 | 01:33:42,410 | Yes, I will. There's such a thing as the unwritten law. | Yes, I will. There's such a thing as the unwritten law. |
1099 | 01:33:42,660 | 01:33:44,370 | Goodbye, Richard. | Goodbye, Richard. |
1100 | 01:33:47,373 | 01:33:51,585 | - Give me another chance! - They'll give me a medal. | - Give me another chance! - They'll give me a medal. |
1101 | 01:33:51,794 | 01:33:55,214 | The wives of America will give me a medal! | The wives of America will give me a medal! |
1102 | 01:34:07,727 | 01:34:12,398 | Helen, I'm going fast. Give me a cigarette. | Helen, I'm going fast. Give me a cigarette. |
1103 | 01:34:12,648 | 01:34:18,029 | A cigarette! You know what Dr. Murphy told you about smoking. | A cigarette! You know what Dr. Murphy told you about smoking. |
1104 | 01:34:21,615 | 01:34:23,367 | A cigarette. | A cigarette. |
1105 | 01:34:26,162 | 01:34:28,748 | Just one more cigarette, Dr. Murphy. | Just one more cigarette, Dr. Murphy. |
1106 | 01:34:29,707 | 01:34:31,959 | One more for the road. | One more for the road. |
1107 | 01:34:32,293 | 01:34:34,628 | For the long, long road. | For the long, long road. |
1108 | 01:34:36,922 | 01:34:38,132 | Hi. | Hi. |
1109 | 01:34:39,842 | 01:34:43,471 | - What are you doing? - I need a cigarette. | - What are you doing? - I need a cigarette. |
1110 | 01:34:43,679 | 01:34:46,724 | They're right there on the table. | They're right there on the table. |
1111 | 01:34:48,017 | 01:34:51,687 | - What's the matter with you? - I'm all shot. | - What's the matter with you? - I'm all shot. |
1112 | 01:34:51,937 | 01:34:56,108 | It's because I took your bed and you slept on the couch. | It's because I took your bed and you slept on the couch. |
1113 | 01:34:56,359 | 01:34:59,153 | I knew I should've taken the couch. | I knew I should've taken the couch. |
1114 | 01:34:59,445 | 01:35:01,697 | It's not the couch, it's my wife. | It's not the couch, it's my wife. |
1115 | 01:35:01,947 | 01:35:05,659 | - She found out about us and shot me. - She what? | - She found out about us and shot me. - She what? |
1116 | 01:35:05,868 | 01:35:09,830 | Five times in the back and twice in the belly. | Five times in the back and twice in the belly. |
1117 | 01:35:10,206 | 01:35:12,792 | You're just having a bad dream. | You're just having a bad dream. |
1118 | 01:35:13,709 | 01:35:16,504 | Yeah, I guess so. | Yeah, I guess so. |
1119 | 01:35:17,755 | 01:35:21,175 | Come on now. Everything's fine. | Come on now. Everything's fine. |
1120 | 01:35:21,467 | 01:35:26,764 | It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. | It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. |
1121 | 01:35:27,014 | 01:35:31,894 | - I have this appalling imagination. - I think it's just elegant. | - I have this appalling imagination. - I think it's just elegant. |
1122 | 01:35:32,144 | 01:35:37,191 | I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things. | I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things. |
1123 | 01:35:37,566 | 01:35:41,320 | I was standing in the kitchen. Then it occurred to me. | I was standing in the kitchen. Then it occurred to me. |
1124 | 01:35:41,570 | 01:35:46,617 | If my wife walked in with you in the shower, she'd probably shoot me. | If my wife walked in with you in the shower, she'd probably shoot me. |
1125 | 01:35:46,867 | 01:35:49,620 | Of course. If I was married... | Of course. If I was married... |
1126 | 01:35:49,870 | 01:35:55,292 | ...and came in on my husband making toast for a blond, I'd shoot him. | ...and came in on my husband making toast for a blond, I'd shoot him. |
1127 | 01:35:55,709 | 01:35:58,421 | - You would? - Bang,bang,bang! | - You would? - Bang,bang,bang! |
1128 | 01:35:58,671 | 01:36:00,506 | Right in the head. | Right in the head. |
1129 | 01:36:01,507 | 01:36:03,551 | Come on now, relax. | Come on now, relax. |
1130 | 01:36:03,801 | 01:36:07,763 | - You're just making this all up. - That's right. | - You're just making this all up. - That's right. |
1131 | 01:36:08,013 | 01:36:12,309 | I don't suppose if she had come in she'd shoot me. | I don't suppose if she had come in she'd shoot me. |
1132 | 01:36:12,518 | 01:36:16,188 | She'd be mad, maybe throw an ashtray. | She'd be mad, maybe throw an ashtray. |
1133 | 01:36:16,439 | 01:36:19,817 | - Just that? - She probably wouldn't even do that. | - Just that? - She probably wouldn't even do that. |
1134 | 01:36:20,067 | 01:36:22,445 | If she found you in the shower... | If she found you in the shower... |
1135 | 01:36:22,695 | 01:36:25,698 | ...she'd probably think you were the plumber. | ...she'd probably think you were the plumber. |
1136 | 01:36:26,699 | 01:36:30,953 | - A blond plumber? - Absolutely. She trusts me implicitly. | - A blond plumber? - Absolutely. She trusts me implicitly. |
1137 | 01:36:31,203 | 01:36:34,498 | - Doesn't she love you? - Oh, she loves me. | - Doesn't she love you? - Oh, she loves me. |
1138 | 01:36:34,748 | 01:36:36,250 | She worries about me. | She worries about me. |
1139 | 01:36:36,500 | 01:36:40,588 | I had a cough, and she made me stop smoking. | I had a cough, and she made me stop smoking. |
1140 | 01:36:40,796 | 01:36:43,716 | - She loves me, all right. - Isn't she jealous? | - She loves me, all right. - Isn't she jealous? |
1141 | 01:36:43,924 | 01:36:50,222 | Not really. How can anybody be jealous of somebody with a briefcase... | Not really. How can anybody be jealous of somebody with a briefcase... |
1142 | 01:36:50,431 | 01:36:55,269 | ...who's getting a little pot and can't keep his eyes open past 9? | ...who's getting a little pot and can't keep his eyes open past 9? |
1143 | 01:36:55,478 | 01:36:58,856 | She trusts me. It'd never occur to her that I-- | She trusts me. It'd never occur to her that I-- |
1144 | 01:36:59,106 | 01:37:03,152 | Last Christmas, I came home with lipstick on my collar. | Last Christmas, I came home with lipstick on my collar. |
1145 | 01:37:03,402 | 01:37:07,990 | Helen said, "What's that on your collar, cranberry sauce?" | Helen said, "What's that on your collar, cranberry sauce?" |
1146 | 01:37:09,408 | 01:37:14,163 | - That's bad. - You know who kissed me? Mrs. Brady. | - That's bad. - You know who kissed me? Mrs. Brady. |
1147 | 01:37:14,413 | 01:37:18,626 | Face it, no pretty girl wants me, she wants Gregory Peck. | Face it, no pretty girl wants me, she wants Gregory Peck. |
1148 | 01:37:18,918 | 01:37:22,713 | Is that so? How do you know what a pretty girl wants? | Is that so? How do you know what a pretty girl wants? |
1149 | 01:37:22,963 | 01:37:25,090 | I don't know, but I imagine-- | I don't know, but I imagine-- |
1150 | 01:37:25,341 | 01:37:29,178 | Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope. | Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope. |
1151 | 01:37:29,428 | 01:37:33,641 | You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy... | You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy... |
1152 | 01:37:33,849 | 01:37:37,561 | ...in a fancy striped vest strutting around... | ...in a fancy striped vest strutting around... |
1153 | 01:37:37,811 | 01:37:42,441 | ...giving you that I'm-so-handsome- you-can't-resist-me look. | ...giving you that I'm-so-handsome- you-can't-resist-me look. |
1154 | 01:37:42,691 | 01:37:46,111 | From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. | From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. |
1155 | 01:37:46,362 | 01:37:49,240 | Well, she doesn't fall on her face. | Well, she doesn't fall on her face. |
1156 | 01:37:50,449 | 01:37:54,703 | But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. | But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. |
1157 | 01:37:54,954 | 01:37:58,666 | Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. | Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. |
1158 | 01:37:58,916 | 01:38:00,960 | First, you look past him. | First, you look past him. |
1159 | 01:38:01,168 | 01:38:05,965 | But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. | But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. |
1160 | 01:38:06,215 | 01:38:11,053 | That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. | That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. |
1161 | 01:38:11,387 | 01:38:14,306 | That's what's really exciting. | That's what's really exciting. |
1162 | 01:38:17,601 | 01:38:21,814 | If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you | If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you |
1163 | 01:38:22,398 | 01:38:25,568 | I'd be very, very jealous | I'd be very, very jealous |
1164 | 01:38:31,532 | 01:38:34,118 | I think you're just elegant. | I think you're just elegant. |
1165 | 01:38:36,287 | 01:38:37,830 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1166 | 01:38:39,290 | 01:38:41,000 | Aren't you going to answer it? | Aren't you going to answer it? |
1167 | 01:38:41,250 | 01:38:44,086 | - Answer what? - The doorbell. | - Answer what? - The doorbell. |
1168 | 01:38:45,170 | 01:38:48,465 | Go ahead, I'll put the cinnamon on the toast. | Go ahead, I'll put the cinnamon on the toast. |
1169 | 01:39:01,854 | 01:39:04,398 | Tom MacKenzie! | Tom MacKenzie! |
1170 | 01:39:04,648 | 01:39:07,776 | - Morning, Dickie-boy. - What are you doing here? | - Morning, Dickie-boy. - What are you doing here? |
1171 | 01:39:08,027 | 01:39:11,989 | - Don't call me "Dickie-boy." - Got a date with my agent. | - Don't call me "Dickie-boy." - Got a date with my agent. |
1172 | 01:39:12,239 | 01:39:14,491 | - Is that coffee I smell? - No. | - Is that coffee I smell? - No. |
1173 | 01:39:14,742 | 01:39:19,788 | I'm glad I caught you. We've got important family business to discuss. | I'm glad I caught you. We've got important family business to discuss. |
1174 | 01:39:20,039 | 01:39:23,834 | - Are you sure that's not coffee? - Positive. My family? | - Are you sure that's not coffee? - Positive. My family? |
1175 | 01:39:24,084 | 01:39:28,631 | I was driving down and Helen asked me to stop by and ask you-- | I was driving down and Helen asked me to stop by and ask you-- |
1176 | 01:39:28,881 | 01:39:32,009 | She did? I'm glad she did... | She did? I'm glad she did... |
1177 | 01:39:32,301 | 01:39:34,553 | ...because I wanna talk to you. | ...because I wanna talk to you. |
1178 | 01:39:34,803 | 01:39:37,765 | What's the matter, Dickie-boy? | What's the matter, Dickie-boy? |
1179 | 01:39:37,973 | 01:39:42,561 | You think you're pretty fancy with the blinkers on the horses. | You think you're pretty fancy with the blinkers on the horses. |
1180 | 01:39:42,811 | 01:39:45,230 | What blinkers? What horses? | What blinkers? What horses? |
1181 | 01:39:45,481 | 01:39:48,817 | And no driver and no other people. | And no driver and no other people. |
1182 | 01:39:49,109 | 01:39:52,404 | - You drunk or something? - No, I'm not drunk. | - You drunk or something? - No, I'm not drunk. |
1183 | 01:39:52,613 | 01:39:57,159 | - You took Helen on a hayride. - No, in fact, I didn't. | - You took Helen on a hayride. - No, in fact, I didn't. |
1184 | 01:39:57,409 | 01:40:01,288 | She went with the other people. And it was like a bus. | She went with the other people. And it was like a bus. |
1185 | 01:40:01,538 | 01:40:05,167 | - That's your story. - I have terrible hay fever. | - That's your story. - I have terrible hay fever. |
1186 | 01:40:05,417 | 01:40:08,087 | I've had it ever since the Army. | I've had it ever since the Army. |
1187 | 01:40:08,295 | 01:40:13,092 | This doctor took a wad of cotton. He went in and down-- | This doctor took a wad of cotton. He went in and down-- |
1188 | 01:40:13,342 | 01:40:17,888 | In and down. "inwardly, downwardly pulsating! | In and down. "inwardly, downwardly pulsating! |
1189 | 01:40:18,138 | 01:40:23,435 | Now together, ending and unending! Now, now!" I know all about it. | Now together, ending and unending! Now, now!" I know all about it. |
1190 | 01:40:23,727 | 01:40:25,354 | - You're drunk. - Get out! | - You're drunk. - Get out! |
1191 | 01:40:25,604 | 01:40:28,899 | - If Helen sent you to get a divorce-- - Divorce? | - If Helen sent you to get a divorce-- - Divorce? |
1192 | 01:40:29,149 | 01:40:31,485 | I absolutely refuse! | I absolutely refuse! |
1193 | 01:40:31,777 | 01:40:35,989 | - She sent me for the paddle. - I'll fight it in every court! | - She sent me for the paddle. - I'll fight it in every court! |
1194 | 01:40:36,240 | 01:40:40,285 | I can explain the stairs, the blond in the kitchen. | I can explain the stairs, the blond in the kitchen. |
1195 | 01:40:40,536 | 01:40:45,708 | - Wait, what blond in the kitchen? - Wouldn't you like to know? | - Wait, what blond in the kitchen? - Wouldn't you like to know? |
1196 | 01:40:45,916 | 01:40:48,168 | Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe! | Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe! |
1197 | 01:40:48,794 | 01:40:52,381 | Blind, stinking drunk at 8:30 in the morning! | Blind, stinking drunk at 8:30 in the morning! |
1198 | 01:40:52,631 | 01:40:57,177 | I'll get six lawyers, I'll bribe judges, but no divorce! | I'll get six lawyers, I'll bribe judges, but no divorce! |
1199 | 01:40:57,386 | 01:41:01,056 | Listen to me. Helen does not want a divorce! | Listen to me. Helen does not want a divorce! |
1200 | 01:41:01,306 | 01:41:05,060 | All she wants is Ricky's paddle! | All she wants is Ricky's paddle! |
1201 | 01:41:06,395 | 01:41:10,274 | - Ricky's paddle? - The other kids are out on the lake. | - Ricky's paddle? - The other kids are out on the lake. |
1202 | 01:41:10,566 | 01:41:15,487 | But Ricky has to stay on the dock. You wouldn't send his paddle! | But Ricky has to stay on the dock. You wouldn't send his paddle! |
1203 | 01:41:15,779 | 01:41:20,284 | If anybody is gonna take Ricky's paddle back... | If anybody is gonna take Ricky's paddle back... |
1204 | 01:41:20,534 | 01:41:22,327 | ...I'm gonna take it back. | ...I'm gonna take it back. |
1205 | 01:41:22,578 | 01:41:25,581 | And I've got a good mind to punch you. | And I've got a good mind to punch you. |
1206 | 01:41:25,831 | 01:41:29,001 | - Why? - Because you're a love you. | - Why? - Because you're a love you. |
1207 | 01:41:29,293 | 01:41:33,797 | Strutting around in your vest with that I'm-so-handsome look. | Strutting around in your vest with that I'm-so-handsome look. |
1208 | 01:41:34,047 | 01:41:38,552 | - Let me tell you, Helen loves me. - Sure, she loves you! | - Let me tell you, Helen loves me. - Sure, she loves you! |
1209 | 01:41:38,802 | 01:41:43,307 | She loves me because I'm sweet and gentle and worried... | She loves me because I'm sweet and gentle and worried... |
1210 | 01:41:43,557 | 01:41:46,727 | ...and nervous and shy and tender! | ...and nervous and shy and tender! |
1211 | 01:41:55,778 | 01:41:57,446 | Breakfast is ready. | Breakfast is ready. |
1212 | 01:41:59,907 | 01:42:03,118 | - Anybody you know? - Meet Tom MacKenzie. | - Anybody you know? - Meet Tom MacKenzie. |
1213 | 01:42:03,368 | 01:42:06,705 | - How do you do? - He came for Ricky's paddle. | - How do you do? - He came for Ricky's paddle. |
1214 | 01:42:06,955 | 01:42:11,502 | - I'm taking it to him. - Is this a good time to pick up the--? | - I'm taking it to him. - Is this a good time to pick up the--? |
1215 | 01:42:11,794 | 01:42:15,255 | - I wish I was dead. - Wait a minute, Kruhulik. | - I wish I was dead. - Wait a minute, Kruhulik. |
1216 | 01:42:15,464 | 01:42:19,051 | If you wanna pick up something, pick up this. | If you wanna pick up something, pick up this. |
1217 | 01:42:19,343 | 01:42:22,137 | What do you want me to do with him? | What do you want me to do with him? |
1218 | 01:42:22,387 | 01:42:27,267 | I don't care. Put him in mothballs. Just get him out of here. | I don't care. Put him in mothballs. Just get him out of here. |
1219 | 01:42:27,518 | 01:42:30,896 | Boy, I'm telling you, lug the fat poodle... | Boy, I'm telling you, lug the fat poodle... |
1220 | 01:42:31,146 | 01:42:34,316 | ...lug the tomato plant, now lug this. | ...lug the tomato plant, now lug this. |
1221 | 01:42:34,566 | 01:42:39,154 | I'll be glad when the wives get home and things settle down. | I'll be glad when the wives get home and things settle down. |
1222 | 01:42:40,364 | 01:42:43,951 | The 8:47, I can still make the 8:47. | The 8:47, I can still make the 8:47. |
1223 | 01:42:44,201 | 01:42:46,662 | I can't stay for breakfast, I'm sorry. | I can't stay for breakfast, I'm sorry. |
1224 | 01:42:46,912 | 01:42:48,872 | Don't ever be sorry. | Don't ever be sorry. |
1225 | 01:42:49,122 | 01:42:51,875 | Do me a favor. Call Brady & Company. | Do me a favor. Call Brady & Company. |
1226 | 01:42:52,125 | 01:42:57,756 | Tell Mr. Brady I'm taking two weeks off, whether he likes it or not. | Tell Mr. Brady I'm taking two weeks off, whether he likes it or not. |
1227 | 01:42:59,174 | 01:43:02,719 | Why don't you stay here? You've got your own duplex. | Why don't you stay here? You've got your own duplex. |
1228 | 01:43:02,970 | 01:43:06,139 | Big, tall martinis, air conditioning. | Big, tall martinis, air conditioning. |
1229 | 01:43:06,390 | 01:43:10,644 | - Thank you. - Well, I guess that's all. | - Thank you. - Well, I guess that's all. |
1230 | 01:43:11,270 | 01:43:13,313 | - Just one more thing. - What? | - Just one more thing. - What? |
1231 | 01:43:13,522 | 01:43:16,358 | I have a message for your wife. | I have a message for your wife. |
1232 | 01:43:24,575 | 01:43:26,368 | Don't wipe it off. | Don't wipe it off. |
1233 | 01:43:26,577 | 01:43:28,787 | If she thinks it's cranberries... | If she thinks it's cranberries... |
1234 | 01:43:28,996 | 01:43:32,583 | ...tell her she's got cherry pits in her head. | ...tell her she's got cherry pits in her head. |
1235 | 01:43:34,585 | 01:43:35,836 | Wait! | Wait! |
1236 | 01:43:42,718 | 01:43:44,177 | Hey! | Hey! |