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1	00:00:03,570	00:00:07,233	(MILITARY DRUMS PLAY)	(MILITARY DRUMS PLAY)
2	00:00:38,505	00:00:41,303	Atten-hut!	Atten-hut!
3	00:00:41,374	00:00:44,866	Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer.	Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer.
4	00:00:44,944	00:00:48,607	He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels.	He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels.
5	00:00:48,681	00:00:52,811	I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection.	I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection.
6	00:00:52,886	00:00:54,854	Nothing else.	Nothing else.
7	00:00:56,289	00:00:57,950	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
8	00:00:58,024	00:01:02,256	The enemy has a boat, four jet skis, and a chopper.	The enemy has a boat, four jet skis, and a chopper.
9	00:01:02,328	00:01:05,092	I'll take you guys in until we hit radar range.	I'll take you guys in until we hit radar range.
10	00:01:05,165	00:01:06,826	Then you'll dive from there.	Then you'll dive from there.
11	00:01:06,900	00:01:08,663	Once we hit our target,	Once we hit our target,
12	00:01:08,735	00:01:11,431	Red One, Red Two, you take out our escorts.	Red One, Red Two, you take out our escorts.
13	00:01:11,504	00:01:15,031	I'll handle the chopper, and I'll find the professor.	I'll handle the chopper, and I'll find the professor.
14	00:01:15,108	00:01:17,770	Red Three, you radio in for our copter.	Red Three, you radio in for our copter.
15	00:01:17,844	00:01:19,903	- Do you copy? - Sir, yes sir!	- Do you copy? - Sir, yes sir!
16	00:01:19,979	00:01:21,742	- Do you copy? - SEALS: Sir, yes sir!	- Do you copy? - SEALS: Sir, yes sir!
17	00:01:21,815	00:01:26,115	We are SEALS. And this is what we do.	We are SEALS. And this is what we do.
18	00:02:49,702	00:02:51,226	(ALL GRUNTING, YELLING)	(ALL GRUNTING, YELLING)
19	00:02:52,939	00:02:56,636	(ENGINE SHUTTING DOWN)	(ENGINE SHUTTING DOWN)
20	00:03:06,352	00:03:08,343	(YELLING IN SERBIAN)	(YELLING IN SERBIAN)
21	00:03:14,527	00:03:15,994	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
22	00:03:16,062	00:03:20,431	- Ah! - (GRUNTING)	- Ah! - (GRUNTING)
23	00:03:36,149	00:03:38,014	(OVER RADIO) Red Two, handle the boat.	(OVER RADIO) Red Two, handle the boat.
24	00:03:38,084	00:03:40,177	I'll take care of the bozos on the jet ski.	I'll take care of the bozos on the jet ski.
25	00:03:44,490	00:03:47,891	- (GRUNTING) - (STRAINING)	- (GRUNTING) - (STRAINING)
26	00:03:47,961	00:03:49,861	- (GRUNTING) - (GROANING)	- (GRUNTING) - (GROANING)
27	00:03:54,801	00:03:56,530	Ah!	Ah!
28	00:03:59,439	00:04:00,872	Oh!	Oh!
29	00:04:13,786	00:04:16,949	(MAN STRAINING)	(MAN STRAINING)
30	00:04:20,960	00:04:22,359	(MUFFLED)	(MUFFLED)
31	00:04:22,428	00:04:24,760	Gotcha.	Gotcha.
32	00:04:27,200	00:04:29,532	Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, U.S. Navy.	Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, U.S. Navy.
33	00:04:32,839	00:04:35,467	- Where is the briefcase? - (GRUNTING)	- Where is the briefcase? - (GRUNTING)
34	00:04:35,541	00:04:38,999	It's right behind you. Man, am I glad to see you.	It's right behind you. Man, am I glad to see you.
35	00:04:39,078	00:04:43,014	- I never thought I'd see my family... - I'll get you out.	- I never thought I'd see my family... - I'll get you out.
36	00:04:43,082	00:04:45,414	We're gonna do it my way. No highway option.	We're gonna do it my way. No highway option.
37	00:04:45,485	00:04:47,180	Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely.	Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely.
38	00:05:05,405	00:05:08,135	Lieutenant, thank you so much for saving my life.	Lieutenant, thank you so much for saving my life.
39	00:05:08,207	00:05:11,608	If I had died back there, my wife, she would've killed me.	If I had died back there, my wife, she would've killed me.
40	00:05:11,678	00:05:13,077	Just a joke.	Just a joke.
41	00:05:13,146	00:05:16,877	Do you mind if I call my wife to tell her I'm okay?	Do you mind if I call my wife to tell her I'm okay?
42	00:05:16,949	00:05:19,713	I have strict orders to get you out of here safely.	I have strict orders to get you out of here safely.
43	00:05:19,786	00:05:20,946	We gotta keep moving.	We gotta keep moving.
44	00:05:21,020	00:05:25,047	Lieutenant, I am safe. Please. She thinks I'm dead.	Lieutenant, I am safe. Please. She thinks I'm dead.
45	00:05:25,124	00:05:28,059	- All right, make it quick. - Okay.	- All right, make it quick. - Okay.
46	00:05:28,127	00:05:31,790	- Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler. - (BEEPING)	- Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler. - (BEEPING)
47	00:05:34,067	00:05:35,659	It's voice activated.	It's voice activated.
48	00:05:35,735	00:05:38,295	(CHUCKLES) Hey.	(CHUCKLES) Hey.
49	00:05:38,371	00:05:39,998	These are my kids.	These are my kids.
50	00:05:41,307	00:05:43,434	You'd like 'em. They're really great.	You'd like 'em. They're really great.
51	00:05:44,444	00:05:47,971	I doubt it. Hurry up.	I doubt it. Hurry up.
52	00:05:48,047	00:05:51,107	Hey! We're almost ready.	Hey! We're almost ready.
53	00:05:51,184	00:05:53,482	Give us another sec.	Give us another sec.
54	00:05:58,658	00:06:00,023	- Professor! - (GUNSHOTS)	- Professor! - (GUNSHOTS)
55	00:06:00,093	00:06:01,754	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
56	00:06:07,900	00:06:10,391	The doctor says you've healed up real good, Shane.	The doctor says you've healed up real good, Shane.
57	00:06:10,470	00:06:12,404	I should've been out of here weeks ago.	I should've been out of here weeks ago.
58	00:06:12,472	00:06:14,497	Look, I know heads are gonna roll for this.	Look, I know heads are gonna roll for this.
59	00:06:14,574	00:06:15,871	Hey, you took a bullet.	Hey, you took a bullet.
60	00:06:15,942	00:06:18,604	Yeah, but I want you to know I take full responsibility	Yeah, but I want you to know I take full responsibility
61	00:06:18,678	00:06:20,475	for what happened to the professor.	for what happened to the professor.
62	00:06:20,546	00:06:22,776	Plummer was the best security expert	Plummer was the best security expert
63	00:06:22,849	00:06:24,714	the Department of Defense ever had.	the Department of Defense ever had.
64	00:06:24,784	00:06:28,743	He was working on a program to scramble launch codes that he called "GHOST",	He was working on a program to scramble launch codes that he called "GHOST",
65	00:06:28,821	00:06:31,255	Guided High-altitude Scrambling Transmitter.	Guided High-altitude Scrambling Transmitter.
66	00:06:31,324	00:06:32,985	One pulse from a GHOST satellite	One pulse from a GHOST satellite
67	00:06:33,059	00:06:35,118	and a country can't launch its own nukes.	and a country can't launch its own nukes.
68	00:06:35,194	00:06:37,389	That's why the Serbians kidnapped him.	That's why the Serbians kidnapped him.
69	00:06:37,463	00:06:40,921	They must have thought that GHOST was in that briefcase.	They must have thought that GHOST was in that briefcase.
70	00:06:41,000	00:06:43,969	GHOST is still out there.	GHOST is still out there.
71	00:06:44,036	00:06:46,937	Which is why I'm sending you back in.	Which is why I'm sending you back in.
72	00:06:47,006	00:06:49,440	I know you've never lost anybody before, Shane.	I know you've never lost anybody before, Shane.
73	00:06:49,509	00:06:51,943	I was with your father when he led a platoon...	I was with your father when he led a platoon...
74	00:06:52,011	00:06:54,172	With all due respect,	With all due respect,
75	00:06:54,247	00:06:56,681	I'd appreciate it if we kept my father out of this.	I'd appreciate it if we kept my father out of this.
76	00:06:56,749	00:06:59,513	All I'm saying is that it happens to the best of them.	All I'm saying is that it happens to the best of them.
77	00:07:00,686	00:07:02,051	And you're the best.	And you're the best.
78	00:07:02,121	00:07:04,112	I need someone I can trust on this	I need someone I can trust on this
79	00:07:04,190	00:07:07,455	- and I know I can trust you. - Okay.	- and I know I can trust you. - Okay.
80	00:07:07,527	00:07:08,789	I'll put a team together.	I'll put a team together.
81	00:07:08,861	00:07:10,920	No. It's not that kind of mission.	No. It's not that kind of mission.
82	00:07:10,997	00:07:13,864	This is at the top of the Pentagon's priority list.	This is at the top of the Pentagon's priority list.
83	00:07:16,736	00:07:19,864	MAN: Two days ago, I got a call from Admiral Blair.	MAN: Two days ago, I got a call from Admiral Blair.
84	00:07:19,939	00:07:23,136	It seems that the professor's widow contacted him.	It seems that the professor's widow contacted him.
85	00:07:23,209	00:07:24,699	Whoever killed her husband	Whoever killed her husband
86	00:07:24,777	00:07:26,938	must think that GHOST is still in that house.	must think that GHOST is still in that house.
87	00:07:27,013	00:07:29,072	Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.	Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
88	00:07:29,148	00:07:33,209	A safety deposit box has been discovered in Zurich in the Plummers' name.	A safety deposit box has been discovered in Zurich in the Plummers' name.
89	00:07:33,286	00:07:37,086	I've been assigned to escort Mrs. Plummer there to retrieve the contents.	I've been assigned to escort Mrs. Plummer there to retrieve the contents.
90	00:07:37,156	00:07:40,148	We're hoping it's the GHOST program.	We're hoping it's the GHOST program.
91	00:07:40,226	00:07:43,093	In the meantime, someone needs to watch over those kids.	In the meantime, someone needs to watch over those kids.
92	00:07:43,162	00:07:44,754	That's where you come in.	That's where you come in.
93	00:07:44,831	00:07:47,959	While there, you'll be looking for the hidden program as well.	While there, you'll be looking for the hidden program as well.
94	00:07:48,034	00:07:50,594	(SQUEAKING)	(SQUEAKING)
95	00:07:52,605	00:07:54,937	(SQUEAKS)	(SQUEAKS)
96	00:08:03,916	00:08:06,851	(DOORBELL)	(DOORBELL)
97	00:08:06,919	00:08:09,183	Ah!	Ah!
98	00:08:15,995	00:08:20,432	You must be Lieutenant Wolfe! Admiral Blair said you'd be coming.	You must be Lieutenant Wolfe! Admiral Blair said you'd be coming.
99	00:08:20,500	00:08:22,525	Come on in. Meet the rest of the gang.	Come on in. Meet the rest of the gang.
100	00:08:22,602	00:08:24,797	Come on.	Come on.
101	00:08:24,871	00:08:30,070	Kids! Get your butts down here and say hello!	Kids! Get your butts down here and say hello!
102	00:08:30,142	00:08:35,512	Okay, you've already met Lulu. This is Zoe, Seth and Peter.	Okay, you've already met Lulu. This is Zoe, Seth and Peter.
103	00:08:35,581	00:08:38,448	Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.	Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.
104	00:08:38,518	00:08:40,452	He's gonna stay with you while I'm away.	He's gonna stay with you while I'm away.
105	00:08:40,520	00:08:42,511	- KIDS: Hi. - Hi.	- KIDS: Hi. - Hi.
106	00:08:42,588	00:08:46,888	- Oh! This is Helga and Tyler. - (BABY COOING)	- Oh! This is Helga and Tyler. - (BABY COOING)
107	00:08:46,959	00:08:49,052	Ma'am. Baby.	Ma'am. Baby.
108	00:08:49,128	00:08:52,620	- That's a pretty dress. - (ROMANIAN ACCENT) Thank you.	- That's a pretty dress. - (ROMANIAN ACCENT) Thank you.
109	00:08:52,698	00:08:55,189	I have date with butcher tonight.	I have date with butcher tonight.
110	00:08:55,268	00:08:57,202	I want to look nice.	I want to look nice.
111	00:08:57,270	00:08:59,534	(GASPING) Ah!	(GASPING) Ah!
112	00:08:59,639	00:09:03,336	(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)	(SPEAKING ROMANIAN)
113	00:09:03,376	00:09:06,402	(WHIMPERING)	(WHIMPERING)
114	00:09:08,147	00:09:10,741	You have a pleasant family.	You have a pleasant family.
115	00:09:10,816	00:09:12,716	Well, for the younger ones,	Well, for the younger ones,
116	00:09:12,785	00:09:14,844	I think it hasn't really sunk in yet.	I think it hasn't really sunk in yet.
117	00:09:14,921	00:09:18,857	It's been hardest on Zoe and Seth.	It's been hardest on Zoe and Seth.
118	00:09:18,925	00:09:21,257	But they don't really like to talk about it.	But they don't really like to talk about it.
119	00:09:21,327	00:09:23,625	Well, it must be hard on all of you.	Well, it must be hard on all of you.
120	00:09:23,696	00:09:25,994	MRS. PLUMMER: Howard wasn't around much.	MRS. PLUMMER: Howard wasn't around much.
121	00:09:26,065	00:09:28,124	His work took him all over the world.	His work took him all over the world.
122	00:09:28,200	00:09:30,998	He'd be gone six, seven months at a time.	He'd be gone six, seven months at a time.
123	00:09:31,070	00:09:33,300	Yeah, I can understand that lifestyle.	Yeah, I can understand that lifestyle.
124	00:09:35,408	00:09:38,502	Anyway, about a week ago,	Anyway, about a week ago,
125	00:09:38,578	00:09:40,910	someone broke into the house. No one was home.	someone broke into the house. No one was home.
126	00:09:40,980	00:09:43,676	I didn't tell the kids 'cause I didn't wanna scare them.	I didn't tell the kids 'cause I didn't wanna scare them.
127	00:09:43,749	00:09:45,478	Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with...	Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with...
128	00:09:45,551	00:09:47,746	- Ow! Oh, my God! - (QUACKING)	- Ow! Oh, my God! - (QUACKING)
129	00:09:47,820	00:09:51,153	I'm sorry. That's Gary. He was Howard's.	I'm sorry. That's Gary. He was Howard's.
130	00:09:51,223	00:09:53,088	Gary, down!	Gary, down!
131	00:09:53,159	00:09:54,717	He bit me.	He bit me.
132	00:09:54,794	00:09:56,887	Yeah, well, he thinks he's a guard dog.	Yeah, well, he thinks he's a guard dog.
133	00:09:56,963	00:10:01,491	- Mrs. Plummer? - Oh, call me Julie. Please.	- Mrs. Plummer? - Oh, call me Julie. Please.
134	00:10:01,567	00:10:04,365	I'm gonna go outside and have a look around.	I'm gonna go outside and have a look around.
135	00:10:04,437	00:10:05,802	Out, out.	Out, out.
136	00:10:40,640	00:10:43,200	I'm gonna miss you. Mmm...	I'm gonna miss you. Mmm...
137	00:10:43,275	00:10:45,106	I'm gonna miss you too.	I'm gonna miss you too.
138	00:10:45,177	00:10:47,941	I'll be back in 48 hours, okay?	I'll be back in 48 hours, okay?
139	00:10:48,014	00:10:50,710	Bye, pumpkin. I love you, pumpkin.	Bye, pumpkin. I love you, pumpkin.
140	00:10:53,619	00:10:56,588	Oh, and kids? Remember,	Oh, and kids? Remember,
141	00:10:56,656	00:11:00,217	whatever Lieutenant Wolfe asks you to do, do it.	whatever Lieutenant Wolfe asks you to do, do it.
142	00:11:00,292	00:11:03,318	Mom, chill. We're gonna be fine.	Mom, chill. We're gonna be fine.
143	00:11:06,632	00:11:08,793	I'm sorry. I don't do this very often.	I'm sorry. I don't do this very often.
144	00:11:08,868	00:11:10,563	You're going away for a few days.	You're going away for a few days.
145	00:11:10,636	00:11:11,933	Yeah, I know.	Yeah, I know.
146	00:11:12,004	00:11:13,869	I got it.	I got it.
147	00:11:13,939	00:11:15,600	Okay. Here you go, Helga.	Okay. Here you go, Helga.
148	00:11:15,675	00:11:18,701	- I take baby. - Bye. Bye.	- I take baby. - Bye. Bye.
149	00:11:18,778	00:11:21,246	- It's okay. - (BABY CRIES)	- It's okay. - (BABY CRIES)
150	00:11:21,313	00:11:23,645	You remember the emergency numbers, right?	You remember the emergency numbers, right?
151	00:11:23,716	00:11:26,708	Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer, your kids'll be safe with me.	Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer, your kids'll be safe with me.
152	00:11:26,786	00:11:30,620	Your little angels will be fine, Mrs. Plummer.	Your little angels will be fine, Mrs. Plummer.
153	00:11:38,230	00:11:41,063	- Go. - (ENGINE TURNS)	- Go. - (ENGINE TURNS)
154	00:11:41,133	00:11:42,600	- HELGA: Bye-bye. - Bye.	- HELGA: Bye-bye. - Bye.
155	00:11:42,668	00:11:44,693	HELGA: Have some fun.	HELGA: Have some fun.
156	00:11:44,770	00:11:48,001	(CHUCKLES) Bye-bye.	(CHUCKLES) Bye-bye.
157	00:11:49,909	00:11:53,538	Tell me, are you licensed to kill?	Tell me, are you licensed to kill?
158	00:11:53,612	00:11:55,239	No, ma'am.	No, ma'am.
159	00:11:55,314	00:11:59,341	Too bad. It could have come in handy.	Too bad. It could have come in handy.
160	00:12:01,087	00:12:05,683	(BABY CRYING)	(BABY CRYING)
161	00:12:09,061	00:12:10,858	- (GUNSHOTS) - LULU: Ah!	- (GUNSHOTS) - LULU: Ah!
162	00:12:10,930	00:12:13,194	MAN: Prepare to be annihilated.	MAN: Prepare to be annihilated.
163	00:12:14,533	00:12:16,091	LULU: Please!	LULU: Please!
164	00:12:16,168	00:12:18,659	ZOE: Oh, my God! Shut up!	ZOE: Oh, my God! Shut up!
165	00:12:18,738	00:12:21,571	MAN: Prepare to be annihilated.	MAN: Prepare to be annihilated.
166	00:12:21,640	00:12:24,074	- (GUNSHOTS) - (CRASHING)	- (GUNSHOTS) - (CRASHING)
167	00:12:25,144	00:12:27,806	Hey!	Hey!
168	00:12:27,880	00:12:30,849	- Where's the baby? - ZOE: Tell me. Come on.	- Where's the baby? - ZOE: Tell me. Come on.
169	00:12:30,916	00:12:33,407	(ZOE LAUGHING) No!	(ZOE LAUGHING) No!
170	00:12:33,486	00:12:35,920	Shut up! No, she didn't.	Shut up! No, she didn't.
171	00:12:35,988	00:12:38,616	- Shut up! Shut your mouth! - (QUACKING)	- Shut up! Shut your mouth! - (QUACKING)
172	00:12:38,691	00:12:40,215	ZOE: Oh, my God. Tell me!	ZOE: Oh, my God. Tell me!
173	00:12:40,292	00:12:42,783	Is there anyone here that understands	Is there anyone here that understands
174	00:12:42,862	00:12:44,830	the meaning of the word "discipline"?	the meaning of the word "discipline"?
175	00:12:44,897	00:12:49,425	Hey, Flipper. You don't like it? Do something. I make bottle.	Hey, Flipper. You don't like it? Do something. I make bottle.
176	00:12:50,169	00:12:53,366	- (GASPS) - (CRYING)	- (GASPS) - (CRYING)
177	00:12:53,439	00:12:54,804	Thank you, Peter.	Thank you, Peter.
178	00:12:54,874	00:12:56,705	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
179	00:12:56,776	00:12:58,107	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
180	00:13:03,249	00:13:06,275	- Yes! - (BEEPING STOPS)	- Yes! - (BEEPING STOPS)
181	00:13:21,000	00:13:23,434	- Ow! - Gotcha!	- Ow! - Gotcha!
182	00:13:23,502	00:13:26,562	- Ah! - (GRUNTING)	- Ah! - (GRUNTING)
183	00:13:29,141	00:13:31,109	(SIRENS BLARING)	(SIRENS BLARING)
184	00:13:31,177	00:13:32,769	What's your problem? Get off me!	What's your problem? Get off me!
185	00:13:32,845	00:13:33,845	ZOE: Oh, my God!	ZOE: Oh, my God!
186	00:13:33,913	00:13:36,507	What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!	What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!
187	00:13:36,582	00:13:38,641	So you're the one breaking in!	So you're the one breaking in!
188	00:13:38,717	00:13:40,207	- Go back inside! - No!	- Go back inside! - No!
189	00:13:40,286	00:13:44,689	(WOMAN SPEAKING KOREAN)	(WOMAN SPEAKING KOREAN)
190	00:13:47,927	00:13:52,364	(SPEAKING KOREAN)	(SPEAKING KOREAN)
191	00:13:52,431	00:13:54,399	We speak English, buddy.	We speak English, buddy.
192	00:13:54,466	00:13:56,991	Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights.	Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights.
193	00:13:57,069	00:14:00,266	We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?	We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?
194	00:14:00,372	00:14:02,135	Sorry.	Sorry.
195	00:14:02,174	00:14:04,039	(SIRENS STOP)	(SIRENS STOP)
196	00:14:04,109	00:14:07,306	Oh, and we found this in our pool filter.	Oh, and we found this in our pool filter.
197	00:14:07,379	00:14:09,939	Keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?	Keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?
198	00:14:10,015	00:14:11,744	(SQUEAKING)	(SQUEAKING)
199	00:14:11,817	00:14:15,719	Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll lay knuckles upside your head!	Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll lay knuckles upside your head!
200	00:14:15,788	00:14:18,313	Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott, let's go!	Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott, let's go!
201	00:14:18,390	00:14:19,982	- Come on. - No, you don't.	- Come on. - No, you don't.
202	00:14:20,059	00:14:24,996	Get back here. Give me 20.	Get back here. Give me 20.
203	00:14:25,064	00:14:26,531	I meant push-ups!	I meant push-ups!
204	00:14:26,599	00:14:29,864	- Zoe? - Drop down! Do 20!	- Zoe? - Drop down! Do 20!
205	00:14:29,935	00:14:33,029	- This is not the Army or Navy! - WOLFE: One...	- This is not the Army or Navy! - WOLFE: One...
206	00:14:33,105	00:14:35,266	Real nice move, Lt. Smooth.	Real nice move, Lt. Smooth.
207	00:14:35,341	00:14:37,036	He'll probably never speak to me!	He'll probably never speak to me!
208	00:14:37,109	00:14:39,577	- Then I did you a favor. - Whoa!	- Then I did you a favor. - Whoa!
209	00:14:39,645	00:14:41,237	Personal bubble invasion.	Personal bubble invasion.
210	00:14:41,313	00:14:43,611	Your mother was worried sick about you!	Your mother was worried sick about you!
211	00:14:43,682	00:14:45,582	You should call here and tell her.	You should call here and tell her.
212	00:14:45,651	00:14:47,881	I'm sure you'll take care of that for me.	I'm sure you'll take care of that for me.
213	00:14:47,953	00:14:50,581	Stay out of my life!	Stay out of my life!
214	00:14:50,656	00:14:52,214	(GRUNTS)	(GRUNTS)
215	00:14:52,291	00:14:53,315	(GROANS)	(GROANS)
216	00:14:53,392	00:14:55,553	Wait! You can't do this!	Wait! You can't do this!
217	00:14:55,628	00:14:58,461	I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!	I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!
218	00:14:58,530	00:14:59,929	Not anymore.	Not anymore.
219	00:15:02,101	00:15:07,061	- You too. Lights out. - SCOFFS: Bite me.	- You too. Lights out. - SCOFFS: Bite me.
220	00:15:07,139	00:15:09,573	Boy, this family's in for a rude awakening.	Boy, this family's in for a rude awakening.
221	00:15:09,642	00:15:13,373	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪
222	00:15:13,445	00:15:17,711	♪ And do the Peter Panda dance ♪	♪ And do the Peter Panda dance ♪
223	00:15:17,783	00:15:21,879	♪ Just hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪	♪ Just hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪
224	00:15:21,954	00:15:25,913	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like those crabs do ♪	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like those crabs do ♪
225	00:15:25,991	00:15:30,485	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪
226	00:15:30,562	00:15:35,625	♪ Then quick like a turtle ♪ ♪ Lie on your back ♪	♪ Then quick like a turtle ♪ ♪ Lie on your back ♪
227	00:15:35,701	00:15:39,398	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't no more... ♪	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't no more... ♪
228	00:15:39,471	00:15:41,939	(BIRDS CHIRPING)	(BIRDS CHIRPING)
229	00:15:42,007	00:15:44,874	(WHISTLE BLOWING)	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
230	00:15:45,577	00:15:47,238	(SHRIEKS)	(SHRIEKS)
231	00:15:53,519	00:15:54,850	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
232	00:15:54,920	00:15:56,911	You're burning daylight! Move!	You're burning daylight! Move!
233	00:15:56,989	00:15:59,480	It's Sunday.	It's Sunday.
234	00:15:59,591	00:16:02,560	And it's 6:00 AM! You're insane!	And it's 6:00 AM! You're insane!
235	00:16:09,702	00:16:11,465	- Listen up! - (HELGA CHATTERING)	- Listen up! - (HELGA CHATTERING)
236	00:16:11,537	00:16:14,233	Your behavior is unacceptable.	Your behavior is unacceptable.
237	00:16:14,306	00:16:16,570	In order to maintain a state of safety,	In order to maintain a state of safety,
238	00:16:16,642	00:16:18,473	we need to maintain a state of order.	we need to maintain a state of order.
239	00:16:18,544	00:16:20,637	HELGA: One more little bite?	HELGA: One more little bite?
240	00:16:20,713	00:16:23,147	We going to be strong mine worker when we grow up.	We going to be strong mine worker when we grow up.
241	00:16:23,215	00:16:24,614	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
242	00:16:24,683	00:16:26,378	Excuse me!	Excuse me!
243	00:16:28,253	00:16:30,619	Now, I've only got one rule.	Now, I've only got one rule.
244	00:16:30,689	00:16:33,658	Everything is done my way. No highway option.	Everything is done my way. No highway option.
245	00:16:33,726	00:16:36,092	- Do you copy? - Do you copy?	- Do you copy? - Do you copy?
246	00:16:36,161	00:16:42,962	What? I said, "Do you copy?"	What? I said, "Do you copy?"
247	00:16:43,035	00:16:47,028	- Do not copy me. - Do not copy me.	- Do not copy me. - Do not copy me.
248	00:16:47,106	00:16:52,108	Hey, I mean it. Cut it out!	Hey, I mean it. Cut it out!
249	00:16:52,177	00:16:53,974	- Uh... - (GARY QUACKING)	- Uh... - (GARY QUACKING)
250	00:16:54,046	00:16:55,707	- (PETER FARTS) - (QUACKING)	- (PETER FARTS) - (QUACKING)
251	00:16:55,781	00:16:57,806	- Peter farted. - (KIDS GROANING)	- Peter farted. - (KIDS GROANING)
252	00:16:57,883	00:17:00,283	- ZOE: Oh, that is so gross. - WOLFE: Quiet!	- ZOE: Oh, that is so gross. - WOLFE: Quiet!
253	00:17:00,352	00:17:04,288	Everybody up. That means you too.	Everybody up. That means you too.
254	00:17:04,356	00:17:07,814	Tracking devices, never take them off.	Tracking devices, never take them off.
255	00:17:07,893	00:17:12,057	The panic button is for emergencies only.	The panic button is for emergencies only.
256	00:17:12,131	00:17:15,032	Touch that, you'd better be dying.	Touch that, you'd better be dying.
257	00:17:15,100	00:17:16,965	- (BEEPS) - Or you're dead.	- (BEEPS) - Or you're dead.
258	00:17:17,036	00:17:20,005	I would rather chew off my arm than wear that.	I would rather chew off my arm than wear that.
259	00:17:20,072	00:17:24,236	Just because my mom is paranoid doesn't mean we have to take orders from you.	Just because my mom is paranoid doesn't mean we have to take orders from you.
260	00:17:24,309	00:17:26,573	Let me explain how the chain of command works.	Let me explain how the chain of command works.
261	00:17:26,645	00:17:29,478	I tell you what to do and you do it!	I tell you what to do and you do it!
262	00:17:29,548	00:17:32,574	End of chain.	End of chain.
263	00:17:32,651	00:17:35,643	I'm not gonna have time to remember all of your names.	I'm not gonna have time to remember all of your names.
264	00:17:35,721	00:17:41,091	You'll be Red Leader. Red Baby. Red One. Red.	You'll be Red Leader. Red Baby. Red One. Red.
265	00:17:43,028	00:17:46,020	Where's the older male? There were five.	Where's the older male? There were five.
266	00:17:46,098	00:17:49,431	He walks like Dracula	He walks like Dracula
267	00:17:49,501	00:17:54,666	with footsteps silent like death.	with footsteps silent like death.
268	00:17:54,740	00:17:56,435	ZOE: He's in his room.	ZOE: He's in his room.
269	00:18:00,279	00:18:01,803	Red Two!	Red Two!
270	00:18:03,582	00:18:05,015	Red Two, open up!	Red Two, open up!
271	00:18:05,951	00:18:07,680	Red Two!	Red Two!
272	00:18:12,791	00:18:16,022	(TOILET FLUSHING)	(TOILET FLUSHING)
273	00:18:16,095	00:18:18,029	What have you done?	What have you done?
274	00:18:18,097	00:18:19,689	What? I thought...	What? I thought...
275	00:18:19,765	00:18:22,131	Is this what you're trained to do?	Is this what you're trained to do?
276	00:18:22,201	00:18:23,964	A "shock and awe" on my door?	A "shock and awe" on my door?
277	00:18:24,036	00:18:27,096	I can fix that with a hammer and some nails.	I can fix that with a hammer and some nails.
278	00:18:27,172	00:18:29,265	- It's real easy to fix. - No, it's not! Look!	- It's real easy to fix. - No, it's not! Look!
279	00:18:29,341	00:18:33,141	It's broken in half! You can't fix that!	It's broken in half! You can't fix that!
280	00:18:33,212	00:18:36,670	If you'd been wearing this, this wouldn't have happened.	If you'd been wearing this, this wouldn't have happened.
281	00:18:36,748	00:18:42,118	What are you talking about? I was in the bathroom!	What are you talking about? I was in the bathroom!
282	00:18:42,187	00:18:45,156	You know I would never ask you for your help...	You know I would never ask you for your help...
283	00:18:45,224	00:18:47,624	...but he has got to go.	...but he has got to go.
284	00:18:48,660	00:18:50,855	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
285	00:19:05,244	00:19:07,940	LULU: Somebody help me, please!	LULU: Somebody help me, please!
286	00:19:08,013	00:19:10,072	- Help me, somebody! - (MOANING)	- Help me, somebody! - (MOANING)
287	00:19:10,149	00:19:14,518	- Stop it, Peter! This is nuts! - Peter, cut this out.	- Stop it, Peter! This is nuts! - Peter, cut this out.
288	00:19:17,422	00:19:22,450	Hey, good soldiers aren't scared of anything.	Hey, good soldiers aren't scared of anything.
289	00:19:22,528	00:19:24,393	I'm not scared. I'm annoyed.	I'm not scared. I'm annoyed.
290	00:19:24,463	00:19:27,728	Ever since he heard Daddy say there was a ghost in the house,	Ever since he heard Daddy say there was a ghost in the house,
291	00:19:27,799	00:19:32,168	he puts on that blanket and chases me everywhere. It drives me crazy.	he puts on that blanket and chases me everywhere. It drives me crazy.
292	00:19:32,237	00:19:33,898	Peter, have you seen this ghost?	Peter, have you seen this ghost?
293	00:19:41,980	00:19:43,880	All right, here he comes.	All right, here he comes.
294	00:19:57,663	00:20:00,894	Hey! You leave towel on floor in bathroom.	Hey! You leave towel on floor in bathroom.
295	00:20:00,966	00:20:04,299	I pick up after kids, not you.	I pick up after kids, not you.
296	00:20:04,369	00:20:07,167	And light a match next time.	And light a match next time.
297	00:20:07,239	00:20:11,005	(GASPING) Oh!	(GASPING) Oh!
298	00:20:11,743	00:20:14,974	(GROANING)	(GROANING)
299	00:20:18,050	00:20:20,416	(HONKING)	(HONKING)
300	00:20:21,787	00:20:23,311	(FRENCH ACCENT) I have good news.	(FRENCH ACCENT) I have good news.
301	00:20:23,388	00:20:25,515	Your background checks have cleared,	Your background checks have cleared,
302	00:20:25,591	00:20:27,525	and we are free to give you the box.	and we are free to give you the box.
303	00:20:27,593	00:20:29,322	- Oh. - Excellent.	- Oh. - Excellent.
304	00:20:29,394	00:20:32,852	Just as soon as you provide us with the passwords.	Just as soon as you provide us with the passwords.
305	00:20:32,931	00:20:34,091	Passwords?	Passwords?
306	00:20:34,166	00:20:35,656	It was your husband's wish	It was your husband's wish
307	00:20:35,734	00:20:37,793	that the person who collects the box	that the person who collects the box
308	00:20:37,869	00:20:40,303	must provide us with the passwords.	must provide us with the passwords.
309	00:20:41,373	00:20:42,499	Great.	Great.
310	00:20:42,574	00:20:45,338	- Is it "The GHOST?" - Ghost.	- Is it "The GHOST?" - Ghost.
311	00:20:45,410	00:20:47,037	Mmm... No.	Mmm... No.
312	00:20:49,281	00:20:50,908	- (DOOR SLAMMING) - (GRUMBLING)	- (DOOR SLAMMING) - (GRUMBLING)
313	00:20:50,983	00:20:55,386	These brats! Sugi pula!	These brats! Sugi pula!
314	00:20:55,454	00:20:57,547	I had it!	I had it!
315	00:20:57,623	00:21:01,559	- Remain calm. - I am calm.	- Remain calm. - I am calm.
316	00:21:01,627	00:21:05,688	I quit! That makes me calm.	I quit! That makes me calm.
317	00:21:05,764	00:21:08,631	Let's not be hasty about this.	Let's not be hasty about this.
318	00:21:10,435	00:21:13,233	(RINGING)	(RINGING)
319	00:21:18,844	00:21:20,709	MRS. MILLER: Hello? Hello?	MRS. MILLER: Hello? Hello?
320	00:21:20,779	00:21:24,738	- Don't even think about it! - MRS. MILLER: Lt. Wolfe?	- Don't even think about it! - MRS. MILLER: Lt. Wolfe?
321	00:21:24,816	00:21:25,942	It's Julie Plummer.	It's Julie Plummer.
322	00:21:26,018	00:21:27,815	- Who's this? - Julie Plummer.	- Who's this? - Julie Plummer.
323	00:21:27,886	00:21:30,047	- What's that? - Julie Plummer!	- What's that? - Julie Plummer!
324	00:21:30,122	00:21:32,090	- (GRUNTING) - Ah!	- (GRUNTING) - Ah!
325	00:21:32,157	00:21:34,489	- Oh, Mrs. Plummer. - Did something fall?	- Oh, Mrs. Plummer. - Did something fall?
326	00:21:34,559	00:21:37,551	- What was that noise? - Nothing. Everything's okay!	- What was that noise? - Nothing. Everything's okay!
327	00:21:37,629	00:21:41,497	You'll be happy to know that I found the culprit that's been sneaking around!	You'll be happy to know that I found the culprit that's been sneaking around!
328	00:21:41,566	00:21:43,625	- Great. Who was it? - Just some teenager.	- Great. Who was it? - Just some teenager.
329	00:21:43,702	00:21:47,263	Teenager? I wanted to tell you I'm gonna be a few more days.	Teenager? I wanted to tell you I'm gonna be a few more days.
330	00:21:47,339	00:21:49,432	- You'll be a few more days? - (SCREAMING)	- You'll be a few more days? - (SCREAMING)
331	00:21:49,508	00:21:53,137	- Yes, is that a problem? - No, that's no problem!	- Yes, is that a problem? - No, that's no problem!
332	00:21:53,211	00:21:56,738	(STRAINING) No, I'm fine. I'm just... I'm just doing my...	(STRAINING) No, I'm fine. I'm just... I'm just doing my...
333	00:21:56,815	00:21:58,339	- (GRUNTS) - Your what?	- (GRUNTS) - Your what?
334	00:21:59,918	00:22:02,318	- Duty. - Sure everything's okay?	- Duty. - Sure everything's okay?
335	00:22:02,387	00:22:03,979	Things are great, Mrs. Plummer.	Things are great, Mrs. Plummer.
336	00:22:04,056	00:22:06,388	Yeah, you just do whatever you have to.	Yeah, you just do whatever you have to.
337	00:22:06,458	00:22:09,484	- Well, tell the kids I said... - Bye, Mrs. Plummer!	- Well, tell the kids I said... - Bye, Mrs. Plummer!
338	00:22:11,063	00:22:13,190	WOLFE: Just hang... Let's calm down.	WOLFE: Just hang... Let's calm down.
339	00:22:13,265	00:22:15,096	(BOTH PANTING)	(BOTH PANTING)
340	00:22:15,167	00:22:17,499	Just... just try to relax.	Just... just try to relax.
341	00:22:17,569	00:22:22,199	- (GROWLING) - (GROANING) Ah!	- (GROWLING) - (GROANING) Ah!
342	00:22:27,946	00:22:30,176	- Ah! She bit me! - (HELGA GRUNTING)	- Ah! She bit me! - (HELGA GRUNTING)
343	00:22:30,248	00:22:33,012	- (SIRENS BLARING) - Red Leader!	- (SIRENS BLARING) - Red Leader!
344	00:22:33,085	00:22:36,248	I command you to come back here! That's a direct order!	I command you to come back here! That's a direct order!
345	00:22:36,321	00:22:38,516	You can't leave a man behind!	You can't leave a man behind!
346	00:22:38,590	00:22:40,751	Red Leader!	Red Leader!
347	00:22:41,560	00:22:42,788	Red Leader!	Red Leader!
348	00:22:42,861	00:22:45,694	I don't even know how to change a diaper!	I don't even know how to change a diaper!
349	00:22:46,965	00:22:49,126	WOMAN: Don't worry!	WOMAN: Don't worry!
350	00:22:49,201	00:22:52,295	If she loves you, she'll come back, huh?	If she loves you, she'll come back, huh?
351	00:22:52,371	00:22:53,804	(BELLS RINGING)	(BELLS RINGING)
352	00:22:53,872	00:22:57,569	Okay, everybody, listen up. There's been a change of plans.	Okay, everybody, listen up. There's been a change of plans.
353	00:22:57,642	00:23:00,372	Your mother's not coming home as soon as she expected.	Your mother's not coming home as soon as she expected.
354	00:23:00,445	00:23:02,970	- When is she coming back? - WOLFE: Soon.	- When is she coming back? - WOLFE: Soon.
355	00:23:03,048	00:23:05,175	For now, we'll just have some more big fun.	For now, we'll just have some more big fun.
356	00:23:05,250	00:23:07,411	That's what we've been doing? Having fun?	That's what we've been doing? Having fun?
357	00:23:07,486	00:23:10,819	- Tomorrow's a school day. - SETH: I have wrestling.	- Tomorrow's a school day. - SETH: I have wrestling.
358	00:23:10,889	00:23:12,447	I need a release for Driver's Ed.	I need a release for Driver's Ed.
359	00:23:12,524	00:23:14,014	I've got Fireflies.	I've got Fireflies.
360	00:23:14,092	00:23:15,252	I have to go to the mall.	I have to go to the mall.
361	00:23:15,327	00:23:17,261	I have to stop her from spending so much.	I have to stop her from spending so much.
362	00:23:17,329	00:23:19,593	Whoa, okay, Halt. Halt!	Whoa, okay, Halt. Halt!
363	00:23:19,664	00:23:21,825	We'll take this hill one inch at a time.	We'll take this hill one inch at a time.
364	00:23:21,900	00:23:23,834	Only then can we rise to the challenge.	Only then can we rise to the challenge.
365	00:23:23,902	00:23:25,961	(PETER FARTS)	(PETER FARTS)
366	00:23:28,140	00:23:31,041	WOLFE: Okay, who's gonna change Red Baby?	WOLFE: Okay, who's gonna change Red Baby?
367	00:23:31,109	00:23:32,701	Guys?	Guys?
368	00:23:37,883	00:23:39,282	Ah!	Ah!
369	00:23:40,318	00:23:43,446	God! Red Baby!	God! Red Baby!
370	00:23:45,257	00:23:48,192	- Alrighty. We'll try this. - (TOILET FLUSHING)	- Alrighty. We'll try this. - (TOILET FLUSHING)
371	00:23:48,260	00:23:50,592	Yes. Whoa.	Yes. Whoa.
372	00:23:50,662	00:23:53,529	Ooh. Soak that up a bit.	Ooh. Soak that up a bit.
373	00:24:02,474	00:24:05,136	Hi. Zoe says you look like The Hulk.	Hi. Zoe says you look like The Hulk.
374	00:24:05,210	00:24:06,871	I think you're cute.	I think you're cute.
375	00:24:06,945	00:24:08,970	Thank you.	Thank you.
376	00:24:12,551	00:24:15,315	- Do you do kung fu? - Yes.	- Do you do kung fu? - Yes.
377	00:24:15,387	00:24:18,879	Did you ever punch someone so hard that their head came off?	Did you ever punch someone so hard that their head came off?
378	00:24:18,957	00:24:20,788	No.	No.
379	00:24:22,027	00:24:23,961	Why are your boobs so big?	Why are your boobs so big?
380	00:24:26,665	00:24:28,724	They're not boobs.	They're not boobs.
381	00:24:28,800	00:24:30,961	Do you have to wear a bra?	Do you have to wear a bra?
382	00:24:37,642	00:24:39,701	Will my boobs get as big as yours someday?	Will my boobs get as big as yours someday?
383	00:24:44,316	00:24:46,113	You know, little girl,	You know, little girl,
384	00:24:46,184	00:24:50,951	I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.	I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.
385	00:24:51,022	00:24:54,583	Do I look like I'm five to you?	Do I look like I'm five to you?
386	00:24:56,228	00:24:58,025	What did I say?	What did I say?
387	00:24:58,129	00:25:01,724	Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you!	Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you!
388	00:25:01,766	00:25:03,461	(DOOR SLAMS)	(DOOR SLAMS)
389	00:25:05,403	00:25:08,338	WOLFE: Okay, troops! Breakfast!	WOLFE: Okay, troops! Breakfast!
390	00:25:08,406	00:25:10,601	What are you waiting for? Dig in.	What are you waiting for? Dig in.
391	00:25:10,675	00:25:12,165	Feel free to mix and match.	Feel free to mix and match.
392	00:25:12,244	00:25:14,804	Stay away from the cheese. It'll back you up.	Stay away from the cheese. It'll back you up.
393	00:25:14,880	00:25:18,008	Don't worry about running out. I can get lots more of these.	Don't worry about running out. I can get lots more of these.
394	00:25:18,083	00:25:20,142	I've survived months off this stuff.	I've survived months off this stuff.
395	00:25:20,218	00:25:23,016	Okay, like, I'm really gonna eat all of these carbs?	Okay, like, I'm really gonna eat all of these carbs?
396	00:25:23,088	00:25:24,214	(GARY QUACKING)	(GARY QUACKING)
397	00:25:24,289	00:25:26,154	I can cross my eyes. Wanna see?	I can cross my eyes. Wanna see?
398	00:25:26,224	00:25:27,623	No.	No.
399	00:25:31,029	00:25:34,226	(CRYING)	(CRYING)
400	00:25:35,467	00:25:37,264	Tyler hates it when I do that.	Tyler hates it when I do that.
401	00:25:37,335	00:25:39,166	I know how he feels.	I know how he feels.
402	00:25:41,106	00:25:44,633	What's he...? Red Four!	What's he...? Red Four!
403	00:25:44,709	00:25:48,270	(TYLER CRYING)	(TYLER CRYING)
404	00:25:49,714	00:25:51,841	(RINGING)	(RINGING)
405	00:25:53,518	00:25:56,578	- Plummer residence. - (MAN MUFFLED OVER PHONE)	- Plummer residence. - (MAN MUFFLED OVER PHONE)
406	00:25:56,655	00:25:59,556	Yes, I know it's Monday today.	Yes, I know it's Monday today.
407	00:25:59,658	00:26:01,717	No, Mrs. Plummer's away.	No, Mrs. Plummer's away.
408	00:26:01,760	00:26:04,422	Yes, we'll be right there.	Yes, we'll be right there.
409	00:26:05,397	00:26:06,989	Who was that?	Who was that?
410	00:26:07,065	00:26:09,295	Your vice principal.	Your vice principal.
411	00:26:09,367	00:26:11,835	He said that if you and Seth are late again,	He said that if you and Seth are late again,
412	00:26:11,903	00:26:13,530	you're both suspended.	you're both suspended.
413	00:26:13,605	00:26:16,301	He wants to see you in his office right away.	He wants to see you in his office right away.
414	00:26:31,022	00:26:32,819	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
415	00:26:51,943	00:26:54,434	What is it?	What is it?
416	00:26:54,512	00:26:57,572	- It's a minivan. - Ugh.	- It's a minivan. - Ugh.
417	00:26:57,649	00:27:00,277	WOLFE: Now, is this supposed to...?	WOLFE: Now, is this supposed to...?
418	00:27:00,352	00:27:02,843	- How do we...? - Excuse me, Mr. Wolfe?	- How do we...? - Excuse me, Mr. Wolfe?
419	00:27:02,921	00:27:05,389	If you don't hurry up, we're gonna be late for sure.	If you don't hurry up, we're gonna be late for sure.
420	00:27:05,457	00:27:07,448	Not on my watch.	Not on my watch.
421	00:27:12,831	00:27:15,459	- Hold that. - How fast is your watch?	- Hold that. - How fast is your watch?
422	00:27:17,569	00:27:19,594	You'll be suspended for sure.	You'll be suspended for sure.
423	00:27:19,671	00:27:20,763	(SCREECHING)	(SCREECHING)
424	00:27:20,839	00:27:23,137	- SETH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - ZOE: Oh, my God!	- SETH: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - ZOE: Oh, my God!
425	00:27:23,208	00:27:25,802	Who drives like this? You're crazy!	Who drives like this? You're crazy!
426	00:27:27,646	00:27:33,516	- (BELL RINGING) - (KIDS CHATTERING)	- (BELL RINGING) - (KIDS CHATTERING)
427	00:27:35,920	00:27:38,388	SETH: What are you doing? Stop!	SETH: What are you doing? Stop!
428	00:27:39,624	00:27:41,956	(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)	(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
429	00:27:42,027	00:27:43,654	- (BELL RINGING) - Got 'em here.	- (BELL RINGING) - Got 'em here.
430	00:27:43,728	00:27:45,821	My fault.	My fault.
431	00:27:45,897	00:27:49,958	Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer.	Yeah, I always said these kids needed a parole officer.
432	00:27:50,035	00:27:53,095	I guess, uh, Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh?	I guess, uh, Mrs. Plummer thought so too, huh?
433	00:27:55,306	00:27:58,605	Wow, you got a real, uh, upper torso going on, huh?	Wow, you got a real, uh, upper torso going on, huh?
434	00:27:58,677	00:28:00,338	You ever, uh, do any time?	You ever, uh, do any time?
435	00:28:02,013	00:28:04,379	- LOW: Sasquatch. - (ZOE GIGGLES)	- LOW: Sasquatch. - (ZOE GIGGLES)
436	00:28:04,449	00:28:07,282	- You got something to say, boy? - No.	- You got something to say, boy? - No.
437	00:28:07,352	00:28:09,047	No? Good.	No? Good.
438	00:28:09,120	00:28:12,146	Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs	Wow, it looks like you have a pair of legs
439	00:28:12,223	00:28:13,884	coming out of your shoulders.	coming out of your shoulders.
440	00:28:13,958	00:28:16,654	- You hit the gym a lot, do you? - Eh.	- You hit the gym a lot, do you? - Eh.
441	00:28:16,728	00:28:19,356	- LOW: Woolly Mammoth. - You know what, Creeper?	- LOW: Woolly Mammoth. - You know what, Creeper?
442	00:28:19,431	00:28:23,128	You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats.	You just bought yourself an extra 15 minutes on the mats.
443	00:28:23,201	00:28:25,362	With the Murninator!	With the Murninator!
444	00:28:25,437	00:28:28,804	Excuse me. Lieutenant Shane Wolfe.	Excuse me. Lieutenant Shane Wolfe.
445	00:28:28,873	00:28:32,138	I'm watching the kids for the Plummers. A few days.	I'm watching the kids for the Plummers. A few days.
446	00:28:32,210	00:28:34,542	Oh, babysitter, huh?	Oh, babysitter, huh?
447	00:28:34,612	00:28:37,445	Well, good. Whatever job you can get, right?	Well, good. Whatever job you can get, right?
448	00:28:37,515	00:28:40,541	I'm Murney. Duane Murney.	I'm Murney. Duane Murney.
449	00:28:40,618	00:28:42,950	My friends call me "Little Puppet."	My friends call me "Little Puppet."
450	00:28:43,021	00:28:44,420	I'm the VP here.	I'm the VP here.
451	00:28:44,489	00:28:48,016	I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy	I'm in charge of discipline, conduct and truancy
452	00:28:48,093	00:28:52,325	from top to bottom, K through 12.	from top to bottom, K through 12.
453	00:28:52,397	00:28:54,729	You're in my house now, strong man.	You're in my house now, strong man.
454	00:28:54,799	00:28:58,428	- You're the vice principal. - And the wrestling coach.	- You're the vice principal. - And the wrestling coach.
455	00:28:58,503	00:29:00,164	See the Creeper over there?	See the Creeper over there?
456	00:29:00,238	00:29:03,833	He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month.	He has played hooky from every wrestling practice this month.
457	00:29:03,908	00:29:07,935	And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes.	And her, she has missed 22 Driver's Ed classes.
458	00:29:08,012	00:29:10,537	Out of 23!	Out of 23!
459	00:29:10,615	00:29:12,947	These are the worst students in my school.	These are the worst students in my school.
460	00:29:13,017	00:29:16,043	- I'm ashamed... - WOMAN: Your school?	- I'm ashamed... - WOMAN: Your school?
461	00:29:17,822	00:29:20,290	Good morning, kids.	Good morning, kids.
462	00:29:20,358	00:29:23,259	(CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Murney, thanks for watching my chair.	(CLEARS THROAT) Mr. Murney, thanks for watching my chair.
463	00:29:23,328	00:29:26,161	- I'll take it from here. - MURNEY: Roger. Absolutely.	- I'll take it from here. - MURNEY: Roger. Absolutely.
464	00:29:26,231	00:29:28,256	I was just informing our new friend here	I was just informing our new friend here
465	00:29:28,333	00:29:30,665	about some of the duties as vice principal.	about some of the duties as vice principal.
466	00:29:30,735	00:29:33,602	Speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation	Speaking of which, how's it going with the investigation
467	00:29:33,671	00:29:36,139	into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?	into the baloney slices on the cafeteria ceiling?
468	00:29:36,207	00:29:39,335	- Taking some interesting turns. - Keep up the good work.	- Taking some interesting turns. - Keep up the good work.
469	00:29:39,410	00:29:42,641	Right. I'll be on the roof.	Right. I'll be on the roof.
470	00:29:42,714	00:29:45,148	Bye, now.	Bye, now.
471	00:29:45,216	00:29:47,514	All right, it's time to get back to class.	All right, it's time to get back to class.
472	00:29:47,585	00:29:51,646	I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lt. Wolfe's first day. Thank you.	I'll cut you some slack seeing as it's Lt. Wolfe's first day. Thank you.
473	00:29:51,723	00:29:54,248	Okay.	Okay.
474	00:29:54,325	00:29:56,793	- Can I get you some coffee? - Yes, please.	- Can I get you some coffee? - Yes, please.
475	00:29:59,898	00:30:02,230	So, what's with this Murninator?	So, what's with this Murninator?
476	00:30:02,300	00:30:04,894	He's big, he's hairy, he's sometimes smelly,	He's big, he's hairy, he's sometimes smelly,
477	00:30:04,969	00:30:07,164	but he's harmless and he has tenure.	but he's harmless and he has tenure.
478	00:30:07,238	00:30:09,832	(SIGHS) So, you're the bodyguard?	(SIGHS) So, you're the bodyguard?
479	00:30:09,908	00:30:11,705	Mrs. Plummer thought the kids...	Mrs. Plummer thought the kids...
480	00:30:11,776	00:30:15,212	She briefed me on everything and she told me that the kids	She briefed me on everything and she told me that the kids
481	00:30:15,280	00:30:17,180	aren't fully aware of the situation	aren't fully aware of the situation
482	00:30:17,248	00:30:19,341	and that's the way she wants it.	and that's the way she wants it.
483	00:30:21,252	00:30:24,187	She also told me you're a "Teams" guy.	She also told me you're a "Teams" guy.
484	00:30:24,255	00:30:27,156	- Yes, I am. - Well, Petty Officer Third Class,	- Yes, I am. - Well, Petty Officer Third Class,
485	00:30:27,225	00:30:30,251	- Claire Fletcher at your service. - You're kidding.	- Claire Fletcher at your service. - You're kidding.
486	00:30:30,328	00:30:33,491	Four years at Naval Base Coronado. They paid for college.	Four years at Naval Base Coronado. They paid for college.
487	00:30:33,565	00:30:36,398	- Honor, courage. - Commitment.	- Honor, courage. - Commitment.
488	00:30:36,467	00:30:38,628	It's the way I run this school.	It's the way I run this school.
489	00:30:38,703	00:30:40,034	I like that.	I like that.
490	00:30:43,474	00:30:47,706	So, permission to stick around and keep eyes on the kids?	So, permission to stick around and keep eyes on the kids?
491	00:30:47,779	00:30:50,043	Permission granted.	Permission granted.
492	00:30:50,114	00:30:52,548	(KIDS CHATTERING)	(KIDS CHATTERING)
493	00:30:59,324	00:31:02,487	GIRLS: We don't need no music We don't need no band,	GIRLS: We don't need no music We don't need no band,
494	00:31:02,560	00:31:06,462	All we need is Mustangs and jammin' in the stands,	All we need is Mustangs and jammin' in the stands,
495	00:31:06,531	00:31:08,795	We said jammin' in the stands,	We said jammin' in the stands,
496	00:31:08,867	00:31:12,132	J- A-M-M-I-N Jammin' in the stands,	J- A-M-M-I-N Jammin' in the stands,
497	00:31:12,203	00:31:16,230	What? J-A-M-M-I-N Jammin' in the stands,	What? J-A-M-M-I-N Jammin' in the stands,
498	00:31:16,307	00:31:19,333	- Go, Mustangs! Whoo! - (BEEPING)	- Go, Mustangs! Whoo! - (BEEPING)
499	00:31:19,410	00:31:22,811	WOLFE: "Black belt. Honorable discharge."	WOLFE: "Black belt. Honorable discharge."
500	00:31:22,881	00:31:24,872	Clean as a whistle.	Clean as a whistle.
501	00:31:24,949	00:31:26,416	(CHUCKLES)	(CHUCKLES)
502	00:31:26,484	00:31:29,749	- Yeah, you little punk! - Where's your babysitter now?	- Yeah, you little punk! - Where's your babysitter now?
503	00:31:33,725	00:31:35,420	Hey!	Hey!
504	00:31:35,493	00:31:38,360	- Enough. - All right, you heard the lady.	- Enough. - All right, you heard the lady.
505	00:31:38,429	00:31:41,023	Let's break it up, guys. Come on. Hmm?	Let's break it up, guys. Come on. Hmm?
506	00:31:41,099	00:31:44,762	Relax, Popeye. Boys will be boys, huh?	Relax, Popeye. Boys will be boys, huh?
507	00:31:44,836	00:31:48,670	It's kinda good for the Creeper. Gives him a chance to punk up.	It's kinda good for the Creeper. Gives him a chance to punk up.
508	00:31:48,740	00:31:52,039	- Learn to defend himself. - Six against one?	- Learn to defend himself. - Six against one?
509	00:31:52,110	00:31:54,044	Well, the odds are never pretty.	Well, the odds are never pretty.
510	00:31:54,112	00:31:56,444	But look at it as, like, a preparation for him.	But look at it as, like, a preparation for him.
511	00:31:56,514	00:31:58,243	The naked streets of Bethesda	The naked streets of Bethesda
512	00:31:58,349	00:32:00,442	can be so dark and dangerous.	can be so dark and dangerous.
513	00:32:00,485	00:32:04,546	- Right, Creeper? - Ooh. Whoa.	- Right, Creeper? - Ooh. Whoa.
514	00:32:04,622	00:32:06,852	You're pretty quick there, frogman.	You're pretty quick there, frogman.
515	00:32:06,925	00:32:09,155	I, myself, happen to be a black belt.	I, myself, happen to be a black belt.
516	00:32:09,227	00:32:11,957	That's why they wanted me to coach the wrestling team.	That's why they wanted me to coach the wrestling team.
517	00:32:12,030	00:32:14,464	Ooh-ah! (SNORTS)	Ooh-ah! (SNORTS)
518	00:32:14,532	00:32:16,796	Sensei. (NECK CRACKS)	Sensei. (NECK CRACKS)
519	00:32:16,868	00:32:19,029	You know what that's called, homeboy?	You know what that's called, homeboy?
520	00:32:19,103	00:32:21,435	Total control.	Total control.
521	00:32:21,506	00:32:23,064	You all right? Hmm?	You all right? Hmm?
522	00:32:23,141	00:32:25,939	Maybe sometime you can pop by the wrestling class	Maybe sometime you can pop by the wrestling class
523	00:32:26,010	00:32:28,672	and, uh, we'll show the boys how a couple pros do it.	and, uh, we'll show the boys how a couple pros do it.
524	00:32:28,746	00:32:30,771	What do you think? I'll go easy on you.	What do you think? I'll go easy on you.
525	00:32:30,848	00:32:33,510	- I'm on duty. - You're on duty.	- I'm on duty. - You're on duty.
526	00:32:33,584	00:32:35,677	Oh, that's right, you're a babysitter.	Oh, that's right, you're a babysitter.
527	00:32:35,753	00:32:38,779	So it's kinda like "doo-doo" duty.	So it's kinda like "doo-doo" duty.
528	00:32:38,856	00:32:40,881	(LAUGHS)	(LAUGHS)
529	00:32:40,959	00:32:42,620	Don't worry about it.	Don't worry about it.
530	00:32:42,694	00:32:46,630	We'll do it on a day when you're not, uh, washing your hair. Hmm?	We'll do it on a day when you're not, uh, washing your hair. Hmm?
531	00:32:48,066	00:32:51,160	And I'll see you in class.	And I'll see you in class.
532	00:32:52,070	00:32:54,004	At ease.	At ease.
533	00:32:56,441	00:32:58,466	That guy don't have his head on right.	That guy don't have his head on right.
534	00:32:58,576	00:33:02,239	I was fine! I don't need your help!	I was fine! I don't need your help!
535	00:33:06,150	00:33:08,084	Okay, okay.	Okay, okay.
536	00:33:08,152	00:33:13,419	- Aw. Hey, rough day? - I tried feeding him.	- Aw. Hey, rough day? - I tried feeding him.
537	00:33:13,491	00:33:15,083	Yeah? Did you try changing him?	Yeah? Did you try changing him?
538	00:33:15,159	00:33:17,957	- Would you help me? - No.	- Would you help me? - No.
539	00:33:18,029	00:33:20,691	- Just the thought of... - (BEEPING)	- Just the thought of... - (BEEPING)
540	00:33:26,270	00:33:30,206	- Emergency. - What are you...? I... Hey!	- Emergency. - What are you...? I... Hey!
541	00:33:30,942	00:33:32,807	Hi.	Hi.
542	00:33:32,877	00:33:34,868	GIRL: What's up with him?	GIRL: What's up with him?
543	00:33:43,021	00:33:46,957	- (HONKING) - (SCREECHING)	- (HONKING) - (SCREECHING)
544	00:33:56,868	00:34:00,497	- (HONKING) - (SCREECHING)	- (HONKING) - (SCREECHING)
545	00:34:05,543	00:34:07,841	(SCREECHING)	(SCREECHING)
546	00:34:07,912	00:34:09,937	Where are you going?	Where are you going?
547	00:34:19,924	00:34:24,293	MAN: Hey! What's wrong with you?	MAN: Hey! What's wrong with you?
548	00:34:30,134	00:34:32,534	(BEEPING CONTINUES)	(BEEPING CONTINUES)
549	00:34:57,128	00:34:59,653	(DOOR SLAMS)	(DOOR SLAMS)
550	00:35:11,943	00:35:14,309	(ALL GASPING)	(ALL GASPING)
551	00:35:15,446	00:35:17,437	Ha-ha.	Ha-ha.
552	00:35:19,050	00:35:20,347	I should go, okay?	I should go, okay?
553	00:35:20,418	00:35:22,750	Call me, you guys, if you need anything.	Call me, you guys, if you need anything.
554	00:35:22,820	00:35:25,584	My number's on the fridge.	My number's on the fridge.
555	00:35:25,656	00:35:27,146	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
556	00:35:27,224	00:35:30,853	- Oh... Wow. - (FLIES BUZZING)	- Oh... Wow. - (FLIES BUZZING)
557	00:35:33,364	00:35:35,093	Is there anything I can do?	Is there anything I can do?
558	00:35:35,166	00:35:36,895	- I'm okay. - Okay.	- I'm okay. - Okay.
559	00:35:36,968	00:35:39,801	- Can I get you anything? - I'm fine.	- Can I get you anything? - I'm fine.
560	00:35:39,870	00:35:42,930	I mean, they're just kids, you know.	I mean, they're just kids, you know.
561	00:35:43,007	00:35:45,407	Call me if you need anything. Okay?	Call me if you need anything. Okay?
562	00:35:45,476	00:35:48,343	After you shower. Or, before. It doesn't matter.	After you shower. Or, before. It doesn't matter.
563	00:35:48,412	00:35:50,403	I'll see you guys.	I'll see you guys.
564	00:35:51,382	00:35:54,180	- (GAGGING) - (DOOR SHUTS)	- (GAGGING) - (DOOR SHUTS)
565	00:35:54,251	00:35:58,688	Very funny. Thank you for the letter.	Very funny. Thank you for the letter.
566	00:36:20,578	00:36:23,274	(GIGGLING)	(GIGGLING)
567	00:36:23,347	00:36:26,714	LULU: Guys, be quiet. I told you he had boobs.	LULU: Guys, be quiet. I told you he had boobs.
568	00:36:28,152	00:36:30,882	Lulu, can I see you in the family room?	Lulu, can I see you in the family room?
569	00:36:34,658	00:36:37,252	Who are those people?	Who are those people?
570	00:36:37,328	00:36:40,991	My troop. Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are troop nights.	My troop. Monday, Wednesday and Saturday are troop nights.
571	00:36:41,065	00:36:42,930	- Get rid of 'em. - I can't.	- Get rid of 'em. - I can't.
572	00:36:43,000	00:36:46,128	Parents go out on troop nights. They'll be back at 8:00.	Parents go out on troop nights. They'll be back at 8:00.
573	00:36:46,203	00:36:47,727	Mom's our den mother!	Mom's our den mother!
574	00:36:47,805	00:36:51,070	You better tell your little friends that they have to...	You better tell your little friends that they have to...
575	00:36:57,548	00:37:01,541	- Today we're supposed to sell cookies. - I don't do cookies.	- Today we're supposed to sell cookies. - I don't do cookies.
576	00:37:01,619	00:37:04,349	We have to. If we don't sell enough cookies,	We have to. If we don't sell enough cookies,
577	00:37:04,422	00:37:07,084	we can't go to the Jamboree.	we can't go to the Jamboree.
578	00:37:12,763	00:37:14,822	They're waving at me.	They're waving at me.
579	00:37:14,899	00:37:19,336	All right, ladies! Here's how it's gonna be!	All right, ladies! Here's how it's gonna be!
580	00:37:19,403	00:37:22,133	Tonight I'm your den mother.	Tonight I'm your den mother.
581	00:37:22,206	00:37:24,834	That means if you want to live to see tomorrow,	That means if you want to live to see tomorrow,
582	00:37:24,909	00:37:26,809	you do exactly as I say!	you do exactly as I say!
583	00:37:26,877	00:37:29,072	Do we understand each other?	Do we understand each other?
584	00:37:29,146	00:37:32,081	Den mother, you frighten me.	Den mother, you frighten me.
585	00:37:32,149	00:37:33,878	Good.	Good.
586	00:37:33,951	00:37:36,078	Now, let's move out!	Now, let's move out!
587	00:37:47,064	00:37:48,929	- I call the front! - Middle back!	- I call the front! - Middle back!
588	00:37:48,999	00:37:50,694	Fine, I'll get the back.	Fine, I'll get the back.
589	00:37:50,768	00:37:53,202	ZOE: Yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's okay.	ZOE: Yeah, he's kind of a dork, but he's okay.
590	00:37:53,270	00:37:55,568	- JULIE: (ON PHONE) How's Helga? - Helga's fine.	- JULIE: (ON PHONE) How's Helga? - Helga's fine.
591	00:37:55,639	00:37:57,937	- When are you getting home? - I'm sorry...	- When are you getting home? - I'm sorry...
592	00:37:58,008	00:38:01,774	Look, Mom, I'd love to stay and chat all day, but I have homework to do.	Look, Mom, I'd love to stay and chat all day, but I have homework to do.
593	00:38:18,095	00:38:21,121	(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)	(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)
594	00:38:22,766	00:38:24,996	Oh, no! They're back!	Oh, no! They're back!
595	00:38:31,675	00:38:35,133	Hey, Skeever, what glows in the dark till you squish 'em?	Hey, Skeever, what glows in the dark till you squish 'em?
596	00:38:35,212	00:38:36,304	Fireflies!	Fireflies!
597	00:38:36,380	00:38:38,814	(BOYS LAUGHING)	(BOYS LAUGHING)
598	00:38:44,855	00:38:46,982	Please. Leave us alone.	Please. Leave us alone.
599	00:38:47,057	00:38:48,888	This is troop 16 territory.	This is troop 16 territory.
600	00:38:48,959	00:38:51,325	How are we supposed to sell raffle tickets	How are we supposed to sell raffle tickets
601	00:38:51,395	00:38:53,989	if this place reeks of your skanky cookies?	if this place reeks of your skanky cookies?
602	00:38:54,064	00:38:56,259	Hey! Hey!	Hey! Hey!
603	00:38:56,333	00:38:58,927	- Boo! - (GIRLS SCREAMING)	- Boo! - (GIRLS SCREAMING)
604	00:38:59,003	00:39:00,368	(BOYS LAUGHING)	(BOYS LAUGHING)
605	00:39:00,437	00:39:01,995	BOYS: Get outta here!	BOYS: Get outta here!
606	00:39:02,072	00:39:05,508	- These cookies taste disgusting. - I know.	- These cookies taste disgusting. - I know.
607	00:39:05,576	00:39:09,512	- We really scared these guys. - Where are my troops?	- We really scared these guys. - Where are my troops?
608	00:39:09,580	00:39:11,775	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
609	00:39:20,891	00:39:22,222	Lulu, what happened?	Lulu, what happened?
610	00:39:22,293	00:39:24,853	Those boys over there broke our cookies.	Those boys over there broke our cookies.
611	00:39:24,929	00:39:26,521	Broke your cookies.	Broke your cookies.
612	00:39:26,597	00:39:29,122	- Mm-hm. - Lulu, this is not a toy.	- Mm-hm. - Lulu, this is not a toy.
613	00:39:29,200	00:39:34,228	Forget those boys. I am here to protect you, not cookies.	Forget those boys. I am here to protect you, not cookies.
614	00:39:34,305	00:39:36,296	Understand?	Understand?
615	00:39:36,373	00:39:39,536	Good, now get in the car. We're all going home.	Good, now get in the car. We're all going home.
616	00:39:39,610	00:39:43,307	Wait. You can't take us home yet. You're supposed to take us to eat.	Wait. You can't take us home yet. You're supposed to take us to eat.
617	00:39:44,215	00:39:46,240	Where do you usually go?	Where do you usually go?
618	00:39:46,317	00:39:49,684	Welcome to Woody Woodchuck's!	Welcome to Woody Woodchuck's!
619	00:39:49,753	00:39:52,085	(CHILDREN YELLING, PLAYING)	(CHILDREN YELLING, PLAYING)
620	00:39:56,794	00:39:59,558	WOMAN: Let go!	WOMAN: Let go!
621	00:40:02,600	00:40:05,194	And they say war is hell.	And they say war is hell.
622	00:40:05,269	00:40:08,238	♪ Whenever we go out ♪ ♪ The people always shout ♪	♪ Whenever we go out ♪ ♪ The people always shout ♪
623	00:40:08,305	00:40:10,899	♪ There goes Shane Jacob ♪ ♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪	♪ There goes Shane Jacob ♪ ♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪
624	00:40:10,975	00:40:12,738	♪ Dah dah dah dah dah ♪	♪ Dah dah dah dah dah ♪
625	00:40:12,810	00:40:15,404	♪ Shane Jacob ♪ ♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪	♪ Shane Jacob ♪ ♪ Jingleheimer Schmidt ♪
626	00:40:15,479	00:40:18,448	♪ His name is my name too ♪	♪ His name is my name too ♪
627	00:40:18,515	00:40:21,006	- (TIRES SCREECH) - (GIRLS SCREAM)	- (TIRES SCREECH) - (GIRLS SCREAM)
628	00:40:24,154	00:40:26,384	Ah! I figured you'd come back for him.	Ah! I figured you'd come back for him.
629	00:40:26,457	00:40:29,358	Lulu, watch your brother. Inexcusable!	Lulu, watch your brother. Inexcusable!
630	00:40:29,426	00:40:31,951	- I've never left a man behind. - Oh, relax.	- I've never left a man behind. - Oh, relax.
631	00:40:32,029	00:40:35,465	Once we found a kid in the ball pool when we opened in the morning.	Once we found a kid in the ball pool when we opened in the morning.
632	00:40:35,532	00:40:36,931	Whoa! Whoa!	Whoa! Whoa!
633	00:40:37,001	00:40:41,631	Not cool! Uh, there is no freestyling in the ball pool!	Not cool! Uh, there is no freestyling in the ball pool!
634	00:40:41,705	00:40:43,502	(GIGGLING)	(GIGGLING)
635	00:40:52,650	00:40:54,982	Should we send someone in after him?	Should we send someone in after him?
636	00:40:58,289	00:41:01,019	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
637	00:41:01,091	00:41:02,820	We're good.	We're good.
638	00:41:08,132	00:41:11,693	- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) - (YELLING)	- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) - (YELLING)
639	00:41:13,170	00:41:15,764	LULU: Holy baloney.	LULU: Holy baloney.
640	00:41:15,839	00:41:19,741	Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted!	Ooh! Someone's gonna get busted!
641	00:41:19,810	00:41:22,335	- Who are these people? - What's wrong with this?	- Who are these people? - What's wrong with this?
642	00:41:22,413	00:41:26,713	- We need to talk. - Don't hate the player, hate the game.	- We need to talk. - Don't hate the player, hate the game.
643	00:41:30,654	00:41:33,088	(AIR SQUEALING)	(AIR SQUEALING)
644	00:41:33,157	00:41:35,216	Beat it.	Beat it.
645	00:41:36,560	00:41:38,323	(MUSIC STOPS)	(MUSIC STOPS)
646	00:41:38,395	00:41:40,124	Party's over!	Party's over!
647	00:41:40,197	00:41:41,926	Oh, my God, it's here.	Oh, my God, it's here.
648	00:41:41,999	00:41:44,991	You're all gonna clean this house spotless.	You're all gonna clean this house spotless.
649	00:41:45,069	00:41:48,300	No highway option. Now, get cleaning.	No highway option. Now, get cleaning.
650	00:41:48,372	00:41:50,340	- I'm outta here! - ZOE: Wait! Scott!	- I'm outta here! - ZOE: Wait! Scott!
651	00:41:50,407	00:41:52,432	SCOTT: Move! Later!	SCOTT: Move! Later!
652	00:41:52,509	00:41:53,874	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
653	00:42:00,184	00:42:02,277	Oh, no, you don't.	Oh, no, you don't.
654	00:42:10,861	00:42:12,852	This is my favorite shirt.	This is my favorite shirt.
655	00:42:27,511	00:42:29,570	Thank you.	Thank you.
656	00:42:56,607	00:42:58,973	Come on, Seth! You've been in there for an hour!	Come on, Seth! You've been in there for an hour!
657	00:42:59,042	00:43:01,374	(FOOTSTEPS)	(FOOTSTEPS)
658	00:43:01,445	00:43:04,846	Thanks a lot, Lt. Loser! Now I'm gonna be the school joke.	Thanks a lot, Lt. Loser! Now I'm gonna be the school joke.
659	00:43:04,915	00:43:07,145	I don't know what I'll say to my friends.	I don't know what I'll say to my friends.
660	00:43:07,217	00:43:10,186	You call those people your friends?	You call those people your friends?
661	00:43:10,254	00:43:13,746	They have no respect for you. They have no respect for your home.	They have no respect for you. They have no respect for your home.
662	00:43:13,824	00:43:16,384	You have no respect for yourself!	You have no respect for yourself!
663	00:43:16,460	00:43:18,860	I do, too, respect myself!	I do, too, respect myself!
664	00:43:18,929	00:43:21,295	Company downstairs. That means you too.	Company downstairs. That means you too.
665	00:43:21,365	00:43:23,765	You're not my dad.	You're not my dad.
666	00:43:23,834	00:43:25,699	In case you haven't noticed,	In case you haven't noticed,
667	00:43:25,769	00:43:28,465	this family is going through a really hard time	this family is going through a really hard time
668	00:43:28,539	00:43:31,133	and you're just making everything a lot worse.	and you're just making everything a lot worse.
669	00:43:31,208	00:43:33,267	You have no feelings.	You have no feelings.
670	00:43:33,343	00:43:37,074	We hate you and you hate us.	We hate you and you hate us.
671	00:43:37,147	00:43:39,445	So why don't you just leave us alone?	So why don't you just leave us alone?
672	00:43:39,516	00:43:42,849	Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone.	Don't worry. When your mom comes back, I'm gone.
673	00:43:42,920	00:43:44,387	(CRASHING)	(CRASHING)
674	00:43:44,455	00:43:47,447	- Now what? - Scott.	- Now what? - Scott.
675	00:43:50,127	00:43:52,322	Run! Take the babies! Go to your rooms!	Run! Take the babies! Go to your rooms!
676	00:43:53,330	00:43:55,127	(KARATE YELLS)	(KARATE YELLS)
677	00:44:03,407	00:44:05,307	(GRUNTING)	(GRUNTING)
678	00:44:15,686	00:44:17,950	Shane! Come over here! Take one of these!	Shane! Come over here! Take one of these!
679	00:44:18,021	00:44:19,386	Lulu!	Lulu!
680	00:44:20,591	00:44:23,822	- Get inside. Come on. - Hey! Hey! Wait!	- Get inside. Come on. - Hey! Hey! Wait!
681	00:45:17,247	00:45:18,874	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
682	00:45:24,988	00:45:27,081	Don't move.	Don't move.
683	00:45:29,493	00:45:30,721	(QUACKING)	(QUACKING)
684	00:45:31,695	00:45:33,526	Ahhhh!	Ahhhh!
685	00:45:33,597	00:45:34,894	(GRUNTING, GROANING)	(GRUNTING, GROANING)
686	00:45:34,965	00:45:37,263	(PANTING)	(PANTING)
687	00:45:43,941	00:45:46,171	Kids, it's safe!	Kids, it's safe!
688	00:45:46,243	00:45:49,872	- Who was that? What'd they want? - What happened?	- Who was that? What'd they want? - What happened?
689	00:45:49,947	00:45:52,108	- Don't leave us! - SETH: What do they want?	- Don't leave us! - SETH: What do they want?
690	00:45:52,182	00:45:55,049	They were after the program that your father invented.	They were after the program that your father invented.
691	00:45:58,855	00:46:01,153	They were after this.	They were after this.
692	00:46:02,826	00:46:06,159	All right, all right, come on, guys. Let's hope this is it.	All right, all right, come on, guys. Let's hope this is it.
693	00:46:11,268	00:46:14,760	- 9-2-6, 3-1-0-4-3. - 9-2-6...	- 9-2-6, 3-1-0-4-3. - 9-2-6...
694	00:46:14,838	00:46:15,896	3-1-0-4-3.	3-1-0-4-3.
695	00:46:15,973	00:46:17,838	They want our Ghost movie?	They want our Ghost movie?
696	00:46:17,908	00:46:19,739	Haven't they heard of Blockbuster?	Haven't they heard of Blockbuster?
697	00:46:19,810	00:46:22,802	- Tell her Rita Miller. - Rita Miller.	- Tell her Rita Miller. - Rita Miller.
698	00:46:22,879	00:46:25,814	So there really are people out there to get us?	So there really are people out there to get us?
699	00:46:25,882	00:46:28,442	Yes, there are, Zoe. That's why I'm here.	Yes, there are, Zoe. That's why I'm here.
700	00:46:28,518	00:46:31,578	I think we're gonna need a little more cooperation.	I think we're gonna need a little more cooperation.
701	00:46:31,655	00:46:35,113	From now on, you listen to me...	From now on, you listen to me...
702	00:46:35,192	00:46:36,955	...and I'll listen to you too.	...and I'll listen to you too.
703	00:46:37,828	00:46:39,455	Deal?	Deal?
704	00:46:41,198	00:46:43,393	- Relax. Relax. - I'm relaxed.	- Relax. Relax. - I'm relaxed.
705	00:46:43,467	00:46:46,265	- If you just relax... - I'm relaxed! I'm relaxed!	- If you just relax... - I'm relaxed! I'm relaxed!
706	00:46:46,336	00:46:49,271	You've got to relax! Please, it's on the...	You've got to relax! Please, it's on the...
707	00:46:49,339	00:46:51,170	Okay. I'm not feeling well, here.	Okay. I'm not feeling well, here.
708	00:46:51,241	00:46:53,971	- Oh, my God! There's a bee! - There's no bee!	- Oh, my God! There's a bee! - There's no bee!
709	00:46:54,044	00:46:56,604	- There's a bee! - There's no bee! Stop! Please!	- There's a bee! - There's no bee! Stop! Please!
710	00:46:56,680	00:46:58,443	(CRASHING)	(CRASHING)
711	00:46:58,515	00:47:01,712	Okay, so she wrecked the car. The insurance will pay for it.	Okay, so she wrecked the car. The insurance will pay for it.
712	00:47:01,785	00:47:05,186	They were parallel parking. The instructor jumped from the car.	They were parallel parking. The instructor jumped from the car.
713	00:47:05,255	00:47:08,156	But it's not about her. It's about the boy.	But it's not about her. It's about the boy.
714	00:47:08,225	00:47:09,954	Has he been skipping class again?	Has he been skipping class again?
715	00:47:10,027	00:47:13,019	Skipping class? He always skips sixth period, but...	Skipping class? He always skips sixth period, but...
716	00:47:13,096	00:47:14,154	All right. Seth!	All right. Seth!
717	00:47:17,234	00:47:18,724	Okay, take off the hat.	Okay, take off the hat.
718	00:47:19,903	00:47:21,234	Go ahead.	Go ahead.
719	00:47:24,174	00:47:26,836	Look at that. That's how he showed up for practice.	Look at that. That's how he showed up for practice.
720	00:47:26,910	00:47:30,937	I was doing a little recon in his locker and I found this.	I was doing a little recon in his locker and I found this.
721	00:47:32,382	00:47:33,906	Okay?	Okay?
722	00:47:33,984	00:47:38,011	MURNEY: If it was a girlie magazine or a hamster, fine.	MURNEY: If it was a girlie magazine or a hamster, fine.
723	00:47:38,088	00:47:42,024	Boys will be boys. But this is sick.	Boys will be boys. But this is sick.
724	00:47:42,092	00:47:44,219	All right. He dyed his hair. He's not a Nazi.	All right. He dyed his hair. He's not a Nazi.
725	00:47:44,294	00:47:46,660	This is not normal. We're very concerned.	This is not normal. We're very concerned.
726	00:47:46,730	00:47:48,254	(BELL RINGS)	(BELL RINGS)
727	00:47:48,331	00:47:50,322	Why don't you get back to class?	Why don't you get back to class?
728	00:47:50,400	00:47:52,800	Mr. Murney, would you give me a minute?	Mr. Murney, would you give me a minute?
729	00:47:58,175	00:48:00,370	Look, I'm sure this is about their father.	Look, I'm sure this is about their father.
730	00:48:00,444	00:48:04,813	We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't.	We've tried to get Seth and Zoe to talk to the school psychologist, but they won't.
731	00:48:04,881	00:48:07,543	Maybe you can get through to them? See what's going on?	Maybe you can get through to them? See what's going on?
732	00:48:07,617	00:48:09,744	I'll talk to them and see what I can do.	I'll talk to them and see what I can do.
733	00:48:10,554	00:48:12,283	Thanks.	Thanks.
734	00:48:14,624	00:48:18,856	WOLFE: Seth, I don't understand unless you explain it to me.	WOLFE: Seth, I don't understand unless you explain it to me.
735	00:48:18,929	00:48:21,329	Why would you join wrestling if you hate it?	Why would you join wrestling if you hate it?
736	00:48:21,398	00:48:23,389	Because my father wanted me to!	Because my father wanted me to!
737	00:48:23,467	00:48:26,868	Look, I know you're just trying to help, but don't!	Look, I know you're just trying to help, but don't!
738	00:48:26,937	00:48:29,132	I can take care of myself.	I can take care of myself.
739	00:48:49,793	00:48:52,489	Refrigerator magnet.	Refrigerator magnet.
740	00:48:53,930	00:48:56,330	Smart kid.	Smart kid.
741	00:48:56,800	00:48:58,961	Red One!	Red One!
742	00:48:59,035	00:49:03,768	You're in charge. Anyone gets within 40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me.	You're in charge. Anyone gets within 40 clicks of the perimeter, signal me.
743	00:49:03,840	00:49:07,276	Keep all doors sealed, do your homework, preheat the oven	Keep all doors sealed, do your homework, preheat the oven
744	00:49:07,344	00:49:10,541	and don't let Lulu in the cookie jar.	and don't let Lulu in the cookie jar.
745	00:49:40,811	00:49:44,679	- BOY #1: Everything's ready? - BOY #2: Yeah.	- BOY #1: Everything's ready? - BOY #2: Yeah.
746	00:49:48,652	00:49:50,210	BOY #3: Come on.	BOY #3: Come on.
747	00:50:05,468	00:50:09,598	All right. All my Nazis are finally here.	All right. All my Nazis are finally here.
748	00:50:09,673	00:50:13,040	I want all of you at attention!	I want all of you at attention!
749	00:50:13,109	00:50:16,476	Okay, let's start where we left off yesterday.	Okay, let's start where we left off yesterday.
750	00:50:16,546	00:50:18,605	(PIANO PLAYS)	(PIANO PLAYS)
751	00:50:19,816	00:50:23,513	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪
752	00:50:23,587	00:50:27,148	♪ Baby, it's time to think ♪	♪ Baby, it's time to think ♪
753	00:50:27,224	00:50:30,455	♪ Better beware ♪ ♪ Be canny and careful ♪	♪ Better beware ♪ ♪ Be canny and careful ♪
754	00:50:30,527	00:50:34,258	♪ Baby, you're on the brink ♪	♪ Baby, you're on the brink ♪
755	00:50:34,331	00:50:37,596	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪
756	00:50:37,667	00:50:41,034	♪ Fellows will fall in line ♪	♪ Fellows will fall in line ♪
757	00:50:43,340	00:50:45,467	(CLEARS THROAT)	(CLEARS THROAT)
758	00:50:47,310	00:50:49,744	(SIGHING)	(SIGHING)
759	00:50:55,151	00:50:57,119	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
760	00:51:01,925	00:51:05,258	We open in a week, people. The set isn't finished.	We open in a week, people. The set isn't finished.
761	00:51:05,328	00:51:08,695	Mother Abbess just quit because she got shingles!	Mother Abbess just quit because she got shingles!
762	00:51:08,765	00:51:13,225	And every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave	And every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave
763	00:51:13,303	00:51:15,897	just so he could have a heart attack again!	just so he could have a heart attack again!
764	00:51:15,972	00:51:20,568	- I'm really sorry. I'll get it right. - No, you won't, Seth.	- I'm really sorry. I'll get it right. - No, you won't, Seth.
765	00:51:20,644	00:51:24,478	You and your mother over here can't get it right.	You and your mother over here can't get it right.
766	00:51:24,547	00:51:27,914	And I know this because I am a professional.	And I know this because I am a professional.
767	00:51:27,984	00:51:30,418	I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady.	I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady.
768	00:51:30,487	00:51:32,785	It wasn't union, but it was good.	It wasn't union, but it was good.
769	00:51:40,163	00:51:42,154	Obviously, I quit!	Obviously, I quit!
770	00:51:42,232	00:51:46,965	Exeunt stage right!	Exeunt stage right!
771	00:51:49,406	00:51:53,342	Seriously, Seth, if you drop me again, I'm going to kill you.	Seriously, Seth, if you drop me again, I'm going to kill you.
772	00:51:53,410	00:51:55,640	- Hi. - Are you okay?	- Hi. - Are you okay?
773	00:51:55,712	00:51:57,612	I'm fine.	I'm fine.
774	00:51:58,815	00:52:00,373	Come on.	Come on.
775	00:52:00,450	00:52:02,543	I'm not gonna quit!	I'm not gonna quit!
776	00:52:02,619	00:52:06,612	- I don't expect you to understand... - Hey...	- I don't expect you to understand... - Hey...
777	00:52:06,690	00:52:10,649	I may not understand a whole hell of a lot about this kinda stuff,	I may not understand a whole hell of a lot about this kinda stuff,
778	00:52:10,727	00:52:13,252	but I definitely understand not quitting.	but I definitely understand not quitting.
779	00:52:13,330	00:52:16,424	And from what I see, you're pretty good.	And from what I see, you're pretty good.
780	00:52:16,499	00:52:19,662	A little discipline, you could make a go of this.	A little discipline, you could make a go of this.
781	00:52:19,736	00:52:23,103	- But what about Murney? - He's an all-talk spaz.	- But what about Murney? - He's an all-talk spaz.
782	00:52:23,173	00:52:25,641	So, The Sound of Music?	So, The Sound of Music?
783	00:52:25,709	00:52:28,644	- I saw it when I was a kid. - Really?	- I saw it when I was a kid. - Really?
784	00:52:28,712	00:52:33,411	The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military.	The idea of a nun ditching her habit for a guy in the military.
785	00:52:33,483	00:52:36,884	Nothing wrong with that.	Nothing wrong with that.
786	00:52:36,953	00:52:39,012	Do you think girls will think I'm weird?	Do you think girls will think I'm weird?
787	00:52:39,089	00:52:41,990	They probably already do, Seth.	They probably already do, Seth.
788	00:52:42,058	00:52:44,322	But you'll kill 'em later.	But you'll kill 'em later.
789	00:52:46,429	00:52:48,624	Come here.	Come here.
790	00:52:48,698	00:52:52,156	Forget about everyone else for a second.	Forget about everyone else for a second.
791	00:52:52,235	00:52:55,500	Is performing what makes you happy?	Is performing what makes you happy?
792	00:52:55,572	00:52:58,040	Yeah, more than anything.	Yeah, more than anything.
793	00:53:00,143	00:53:03,135	All right, fall in.	All right, fall in.
794	00:53:03,213	00:53:05,977	Company. Center stage.	Company. Center stage.
795	00:53:08,818	00:53:11,514	Company! Center stage!	Company! Center stage!
796	00:53:11,588	00:53:14,455	Who is this guy?	Who is this guy?
797	00:53:14,524	00:53:19,894	Now, do you or do you not have what it takes to perform this musical?	Now, do you or do you not have what it takes to perform this musical?
798	00:53:19,963	00:53:23,763	- We don't have a director. - I've directed rescue missions	- We don't have a director. - I've directed rescue missions
799	00:53:23,833	00:53:26,267	all around the world.	all around the world.
800	00:53:26,336	00:53:29,396	I've directed numerous snatch-and-grabs	I've directed numerous snatch-and-grabs
801	00:53:29,472	00:53:34,205	from countries whose names you are not allowed to know.	from countries whose names you are not allowed to know.
802	00:53:34,277	00:53:38,976	I've choreographed multi-pronged amphibious landings	I've choreographed multi-pronged amphibious landings
803	00:53:39,049	00:53:41,574	and stealth air attacks!	and stealth air attacks!
804	00:53:41,651	00:53:46,782	Do you think I have the military proficiency...	Do you think I have the military proficiency...
805	00:53:46,856	00:53:49,916	...to direct this production?	...to direct this production?
806	00:53:49,993	00:53:51,460	Yes.	Yes.
807	00:53:51,528	00:53:54,395	- Yes, what? - ALL: Yes, sir!	- Yes, what? - ALL: Yes, sir!
808	00:53:54,464	00:53:57,431	WOLFE: Once upon a time, there was a family...	WOLFE: Once upon a time, there was a family...
809	00:53:57,534	00:53:59,297	...of elves.	...of elves.
810	00:53:59,335	00:54:04,602	And one day the little elf family	And one day the little elf family
811	00:54:04,674	00:54:08,007	went into the magic forest	went into the magic forest
812	00:54:08,078	00:54:11,309	to find a secret...	to find a secret...
813	00:54:11,381	00:54:13,440	...gnome...	...gnome...
814	00:54:13,516	00:54:14,881	...facility,	...facility,
815	00:54:14,951	00:54:20,821	where the gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium.	where the gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium.
816	00:54:20,890	00:54:26,829	So three elves laid down heavy suppressive fire on the gnomes	So three elves laid down heavy suppressive fire on the gnomes
817	00:54:26,896	00:54:32,232	while the others maneuvered around to the right flank,	while the others maneuvered around to the right flank,
818	00:54:32,302	00:54:36,636	finishing off anything left alive.	finishing off anything left alive.
819	00:54:36,706	00:54:39,504	(SIGHS)	(SIGHS)
820	00:54:39,576	00:54:44,878	And not one of those elves were left behind that day.	And not one of those elves were left behind that day.
821	00:54:44,948	00:54:47,109	We got 'em all.	We got 'em all.
822	00:54:50,253	00:54:53,450	Even the teeniest...	Even the teeniest...
823	00:54:53,523	00:54:57,459	...littlest elf of all...	...littlest elf of all...
824	00:54:57,527	00:54:59,859	...Rodriguez.	...Rodriguez.
825	00:54:59,929	00:55:03,456	You're gonna have to do the Panda dance or he won't stop.	You're gonna have to do the Panda dance or he won't stop.
826	00:55:03,533	00:55:06,058	- Oh, come on... - (BABY CRYING)	- Oh, come on... - (BABY CRYING)
827	00:55:06,136	00:55:08,297	I don't know how to do the Panda dance.	I don't know how to do the Panda dance.
828	00:55:08,371	00:55:10,862	I'll write it down for you.	I'll write it down for you.
829	00:55:10,940	00:55:13,932	Close your eyes. Go to sleep. I'll be right back.	Close your eyes. Go to sleep. I'll be right back.
830	00:55:14,010	00:55:16,774	You gotta do the dance.	You gotta do the dance.
831	00:55:16,846	00:55:20,976	Like Dad used to do. He made it up for him.	Like Dad used to do. He made it up for him.
832	00:55:21,050	00:55:23,712	SETH: You have to do the dance to make him sleep.	SETH: You have to do the dance to make him sleep.
833	00:55:24,287	00:55:27,688	Come on.	Come on.
834	00:55:27,757	00:55:33,127	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪
835	00:55:33,196	00:55:38,498	♪ And you think that you ♪ ♪ ain't got a chance, bum, bum ♪	♪ And you think that you ♪ ♪ ain't got a chance, bum, bum ♪
836	00:55:38,568	00:55:42,368	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪
837	00:55:42,438	00:55:44,963	- Lulu. - Thank you.	- Lulu. - Thank you.
838	00:55:45,041	00:55:47,271	Seth.	Seth.
839	00:55:47,343	00:55:49,004	Zoe. Uh!	Zoe. Uh!
840	00:55:49,078	00:55:50,978	Today you drive.	Today you drive.
841	00:55:51,047	00:55:54,175	But I can't even pass Driver's Ed.	But I can't even pass Driver's Ed.
842	00:55:54,250	00:55:56,445	Exactly.	Exactly.
843	00:56:00,323	00:56:02,348	We're all gonna die.	We're all gonna die.
844	00:56:03,593	00:56:06,153	Have you ever given a driving lesson before?	Have you ever given a driving lesson before?
845	00:56:06,229	00:56:07,924	In a minivan? No.	In a minivan? No.
846	00:56:07,997	00:56:10,397	Think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle.	Think of it like a Bradley Assault Vehicle.
847	00:56:10,466	00:56:12,058	Especially when Zoe's driving.	Especially when Zoe's driving.
848	00:56:15,004	00:56:17,234	- (GASPS) - (TIRES SCREECHING)	- (GASPS) - (TIRES SCREECHING)
849	00:56:17,307	00:56:20,208	- LULU: Zoe Plummer! - SETH: Zoe, what are you doing?	- LULU: Zoe Plummer! - SETH: Zoe, what are you doing?
850	00:56:20,276	00:56:22,767	- SETH: What are...? Slow down! - LULU: Truck!	- SETH: What are...? Slow down! - LULU: Truck!
851	00:56:22,845	00:56:24,779	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
852	00:56:29,652	00:56:32,120	- WOLFE: Whoa! Whoa! - (TIRES SCREECHING)	- WOLFE: Whoa! Whoa! - (TIRES SCREECHING)
853	00:56:32,188	00:56:35,055	- LULU: Whoa! - WOLFE: Not bad.	- LULU: Whoa! - WOLFE: Not bad.
854	00:56:38,428	00:56:41,522	Land! Solid land!	Land! Solid land!
855	00:56:41,598	00:56:45,591	- I think it went well. - Oh, it's so dramatic.	- I think it went well. - Oh, it's so dramatic.
856	00:56:47,036	00:56:49,527	Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.	Hey, hey, hey. No fighting.
857	00:56:49,606	00:56:51,267	- Play nicely. - BOY: Sorry.	- Play nicely. - BOY: Sorry.
858	00:56:51,341	00:56:53,969	- Hi. - Hey, how are you?	- Hi. - Hey, how are you?
859	00:56:54,043	00:56:58,309	I have noticed an improvement in the Plummer kids and I'm very impressed.	I have noticed an improvement in the Plummer kids and I'm very impressed.
860	00:56:58,414	00:57:01,474	Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood.	Yeah, you know, they're just misunderstood.
861	00:57:01,517	00:57:04,111	WOLFE: Peter, careful! Don't make me come up there!	WOLFE: Peter, careful! Don't make me come up there!
862	00:57:04,187	00:57:06,883	Someone needs to take the time to talk to 'em.	Someone needs to take the time to talk to 'em.
863	00:57:06,956	00:57:11,290	- You're getting a little attached. - I take my job very seriously.	- You're getting a little attached. - I take my job very seriously.
864	00:57:12,061	00:57:15,258	But it's like you said. They're just kids.	But it's like you said. They're just kids.
865	00:57:15,331	00:57:19,529	Well, keep up the good work.	Well, keep up the good work.
866	00:57:20,270	00:57:22,966	Oh!	Oh!
867	00:57:23,039	00:57:25,405	You look very nice today.	You look very nice today.
868	00:57:26,075	00:57:30,409	Oh. Thanks.	Oh. Thanks.
869	00:57:30,480	00:57:34,007	I don't think you understand. Don't you ever do that again.	I don't think you understand. Don't you ever do that again.
870	00:57:34,083	00:57:36,517	Is that clear? Okay, I've had it.	Is that clear? Okay, I've had it.
871	00:57:36,586	00:57:40,682	I caught the kid dancing to no music. I want him out of my class.	I caught the kid dancing to no music. I want him out of my class.
872	00:57:40,757	00:57:43,658	Somebody's gotta give this punk a talking to.	Somebody's gotta give this punk a talking to.
873	00:57:43,726	00:57:46,456	Seth?	Seth?
874	00:57:46,529	00:57:49,396	Well, you got something to say, twinkle toes?	Well, you got something to say, twinkle toes?
875	00:57:51,034	00:57:53,502	Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney.	Yeah. Yeah, I do, Murney.
876	00:57:53,569	00:57:55,764	- I quit. - You quit.	- I quit. - You quit.
877	00:57:55,838	00:57:58,830	You know why you quit? Because you're a quitter.	You know why you quit? Because you're a quitter.
878	00:57:58,908	00:58:01,877	And everybody knows that quitters...	And everybody knows that quitters...
879	00:58:01,944	00:58:03,411	...quit.	...quit.
880	00:58:06,249	00:58:08,149	What are you scared of, Prancer?	What are you scared of, Prancer?
881	00:58:08,217	00:58:12,313	- I'm not scared. I want to act. - And I want to take up origami.	- I'm not scared. I want to act. - And I want to take up origami.
882	00:58:12,388	00:58:15,755	- I'm in The Sound of Music. - Oh. A musical.	- I'm in The Sound of Music. - Oh. A musical.
883	00:58:15,825	00:58:18,487	You're giving up wrestling to be in a musical.	You're giving up wrestling to be in a musical.
884	00:58:18,561	00:58:21,223	That happens when there isn't a man in the house.	That happens when there isn't a man in the house.
885	00:58:21,297	00:58:25,165	There is a man in the house. It's me.	There is a man in the house. It's me.
886	00:58:25,234	00:58:29,227	(LAUGHING) Well, it's gotta be a tiny house.	(LAUGHING) Well, it's gotta be a tiny house.
887	00:58:33,109	00:58:35,600	You think you're tough, boy, don't you?	You think you're tough, boy, don't you?
888	00:58:36,813	00:58:39,281	Wanna shave the tiger? Do you? Huh?	Wanna shave the tiger? Do you? Huh?
889	00:58:39,349	00:58:42,182	- You want it tough? - Where did you wanna do this?	- You want it tough? - Where did you wanna do this?
890	00:58:42,251	00:58:46,381	- What are you talking about? - You said you wanted to wrestle.	- What are you talking about? - You said you wanted to wrestle.
891	00:58:46,456	00:58:48,617	Where? When?	Where? When?
892	00:58:50,193	00:58:52,252	- After school. - WOLFE: Okay.	- After school. - WOLFE: Okay.
893	00:58:53,229	00:58:57,290	- Today? - That's right. The gym.	- Today? - That's right. The gym.
894	00:58:57,367	00:58:58,925	Okay?	Okay?
895	00:58:59,001	00:59:03,700	Remember. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.	Remember. You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
896	00:59:03,773	00:59:06,139	(SNORTING)	(SNORTING)
897	00:59:13,015	00:59:14,846	MURNEY: Out of my way!	MURNEY: Out of my way!
898	00:59:16,919	00:59:19,752	- How did that feel? - It was good.	- How did that feel? - It was good.
899	00:59:23,960	00:59:27,760	BOY: Murney is getting his butt kicked at 3:00!	BOY: Murney is getting his butt kicked at 3:00!
900	00:59:27,830	00:59:30,492	(CHEERING, POUNDING BLEACHERS)	(CHEERING, POUNDING BLEACHERS)
901	00:59:35,805	00:59:38,035	Oh, that is so gross.	Oh, that is so gross.
902	00:59:38,107	00:59:41,508	MURNEY: Come on! Come on!	MURNEY: Come on! Come on!
903	00:59:41,577	00:59:44,978	What? That's it!	What? That's it!
904	00:59:45,047	00:59:48,574	Someone's gonna get hurt today and you know who it is?	Someone's gonna get hurt today and you know who it is?
905	00:59:55,558	01:00:00,154	You're about to enter Murney's House of Pain!	You're about to enter Murney's House of Pain!
906	01:00:00,229	01:00:05,292	What do you say we go over the rules, cue ball? Huh?	What do you say we go over the rules, cue ball? Huh?
907	01:00:06,202	01:00:08,136	CROWD: Oooh!	CROWD: Oooh!
908	01:00:08,204	01:00:10,570	Rule number one.	Rule number one.
909	01:00:10,640	01:00:14,906	Never be too eager to rush your opponent.	Never be too eager to rush your opponent.
910	01:00:14,977	01:00:19,778	Wanna play prison rules, frogman? Wanna play prison rules? You got it.	Wanna play prison rules, frogman? Wanna play prison rules? You got it.
911	01:00:19,849	01:00:22,875	- I'll be your daddy. - (CROWD CHEERING)	- I'll be your daddy. - (CROWD CHEERING)
912	01:00:25,555	01:00:28,183	- (CRACKING) - Ah!	- (CRACKING) - Ah!
913	01:00:28,257	01:00:31,090	All right. Now you've unlocked the beast.	All right. Now you've unlocked the beast.
914	01:00:31,928	01:00:33,486	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
915	01:00:33,563	01:00:36,293	From this position, it's relatively easy	From this position, it's relatively easy
916	01:00:36,365	01:00:39,960	- to manipulate your opponent. - Ohhh!	- to manipulate your opponent. - Ohhh!
917	01:00:40,036	01:00:41,333	(GROANING)	(GROANING)
918	01:00:41,404	01:00:43,668	And thus we have the chicken wing.	And thus we have the chicken wing.
919	01:00:45,174	01:00:47,165	The chicken wing. (SCREAMS)	The chicken wing. (SCREAMS)
920	01:00:47,243	01:00:48,972	The arm bar.	The arm bar.
921	01:00:50,646	01:00:53,479	The crow bar. Or my personal favorite...	The crow bar. Or my personal favorite...
922	01:00:53,549	01:00:57,383	- Ahhhh! - ...the pacifier!	- Ahhhh! - ...the pacifier!
923	01:01:07,430	01:01:09,523	Any questions?	Any questions?
924	01:01:09,599	01:01:11,829	Anything you didn't understand?	Anything you didn't understand?
925	01:01:12,869	01:01:14,894	Ah. The nipple crippler.	Ah. The nipple crippler.
926	01:01:14,971	01:01:18,873	This is a useless, not to mention, shameless move	This is a useless, not to mention, shameless move
927	01:01:18,941	01:01:22,934	that ultimately is a sure sign of desperation.	that ultimately is a sure sign of desperation.
928	01:01:27,450	01:01:29,179	And finally...	And finally...
929	01:01:34,457	01:01:36,550	Pinned!	Pinned!
930	01:01:37,693	01:01:39,786	That was awesome!	That was awesome!
931	01:01:42,398	01:01:45,629	- Are you okay, Murney? - Get away from me!	- Are you okay, Murney? - Get away from me!
932	01:01:47,270	01:01:50,899	Can I get a little help, please? I can't move my back. Watch the back!	Can I get a little help, please? I can't move my back. Watch the back!
933	01:02:09,425	01:02:11,188	Go!	Go!
934	01:02:16,532	01:02:18,227	Sorry!	Sorry!
935	01:02:21,337	01:02:23,100	I didn't get that cone!	I didn't get that cone!
936	01:02:34,383	01:02:36,112	Crawl!	Crawl!
937	01:02:47,029	01:02:48,587	(BEEPING)	(BEEPING)
938	01:02:51,534	01:02:54,025	See? But he usually breaks down the door.	See? But he usually breaks down the door.
939	01:03:19,328	01:03:20,818	(TIRES SCREECH)	(TIRES SCREECH)
940	01:03:20,896	01:03:24,764	Excellent! Now do it backwards.	Excellent! Now do it backwards.
941	01:03:35,678	01:03:37,839	Okay.	Okay.
942	01:03:37,913	01:03:42,873	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪
943	01:03:42,952	01:03:47,719	♪ And you feel like you ♪ ♪ ain't got a chance ♪	♪ And you feel like you ♪ ♪ ain't got a chance ♪
944	01:03:47,790	01:03:51,624	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪
945	01:03:51,694	01:03:55,130	♪ And do the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪	♪ And do the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪
946	01:03:55,197	01:03:59,065	♪ Just hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪	♪ Just hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪
947	01:03:59,168	01:04:03,537	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like the crabs do ♪	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like the crabs do ♪
948	01:04:03,572	01:04:07,303	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪
949	01:04:07,376	01:04:12,143	♪ And quick like a turtle ♪ ♪ Lie on your back ♪	♪ And quick like a turtle ♪ ♪ Lie on your back ♪
950	01:04:12,214	01:04:16,241	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't roll no more ♪	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't roll no more ♪
951	01:04:16,318	01:04:20,414	♪ Better jump quick ♪ ♪ like there ain't no floor ♪	♪ Better jump quick ♪ ♪ like there ain't no floor ♪
952	01:04:20,489	01:04:24,550	♪ Hold your breath ♪ ♪ Jump to the left ♪	♪ Hold your breath ♪ ♪ Jump to the left ♪
953	01:04:24,627	01:04:28,495	♪ And that's the Peter ♪ ♪ I swear that's the Peter ♪	♪ And that's the Peter ♪ ♪ I swear that's the Peter ♪
954	01:04:28,564	01:04:32,364	♪ That's the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪	♪ That's the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪
955	01:04:32,435	01:04:34,096	(TYLER COOS)	(TYLER COOS)
956	01:04:34,170	01:04:36,604	- Again. - Again?	- Again. - Again?
957	01:04:36,672	01:04:39,937	You're going to sleep. Good night, Peter Panda.	You're going to sleep. Good night, Peter Panda.
958	01:04:40,009	01:04:41,772	Good night, Daddy.	Good night, Daddy.
959	01:04:50,086	01:04:52,680	Good night, little fella.	Good night, little fella.
960	01:04:55,057	01:04:57,150	Good night.	Good night.
961	01:05:06,469	01:05:10,371	Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead?	Hey, Skeever, what do you put in a jar and shake till they're dead?
962	01:05:10,439	01:05:12,669	Fireflies?	Fireflies?
963	01:05:15,010	01:05:18,844	Go away and we won't hurt you.	Go away and we won't hurt you.
964	01:05:24,487	01:05:25,886	(GIRLS GIVE KARATE YELL)	(GIRLS GIVE KARATE YELL)
965	01:05:25,955	01:05:30,358	(SHOUTING)	(SHOUTING)
966	01:05:30,426	01:05:31,950	Hiya!	Hiya!
967	01:05:36,999	01:05:39,160	Don't even think about it.	Don't even think about it.
968	01:05:58,254	01:05:59,414	Cookie!	Cookie!
969	01:06:00,556	01:06:03,286	Eat it, you jerk!	Eat it, you jerk!
970	01:06:03,359	01:06:05,827	Go get 'em!	Go get 'em!
971	01:06:05,895	01:06:07,123	(PHONE RINGING)	(PHONE RINGING)
972	01:06:07,196	01:06:09,960	Customer service.	Customer service.
973	01:06:16,872	01:06:18,032	(MOANING)	(MOANING)
974	01:06:18,107	01:06:20,632	From now on, you do things our way!	From now on, you do things our way!
975	01:06:20,709	01:06:22,438	No highway option!	No highway option!
976	01:06:22,511	01:06:25,605	- Ah! - (MOANING)	- Ah! - (MOANING)
977	01:06:25,681	01:06:30,209	♪ I don't care what has been said ♪ ♪ Fireflies rock full speed ahead ♪	♪ I don't care what has been said ♪ ♪ Fireflies rock full speed ahead ♪
978	01:06:30,286	01:06:34,814	♪ Give me guff, I'm in your face ♪ ♪ Fireflies rule the human race ♪	♪ Give me guff, I'm in your face ♪ ♪ Fireflies rule the human race ♪
979	01:06:34,890	01:06:38,223	- ♪ Sound off ♪ - ♪ One-two, three-four ♪	- ♪ Sound off ♪ - ♪ One-two, three-four ♪
980	01:06:38,294	01:06:40,592	♪ One-two... three-four! ♪	♪ One-two... three-four! ♪
981	01:06:40,663	01:06:42,688	(CHEERING)	(CHEERING)
982	01:06:42,765	01:06:45,393	- JULIE: Gary the duck? - MAN #1: No.	- JULIE: Gary the duck? - MAN #1: No.
983	01:06:45,467	01:06:47,492	MAN #2: We've been here two weeks.	MAN #2: We've been here two weeks.
984	01:06:47,570	01:06:49,834	This is a matter of national security.	This is a matter of national security.
985	01:06:49,905	01:06:54,001	Well, I am sorry, sir, but none of these answers ring true.	Well, I am sorry, sir, but none of these answers ring true.
986	01:06:59,348	01:07:03,250	Howard. I'm so stupid.	Howard. I'm so stupid.
987	01:07:04,920	01:07:07,081	Is it "my angel"?	Is it "my angel"?
988	01:07:08,023	01:07:09,923	Yes, it is indeed.	Yes, it is indeed.
989	01:07:15,664	01:07:18,963	Well, I'll leave you to your business.	Well, I'll leave you to your business.
990	01:07:24,473	01:07:27,670	Please, Howard, no more surprises.	Please, Howard, no more surprises.
991	01:07:48,330	01:07:52,357	Zoe, a rookie sniper could drop you like a deer.	Zoe, a rookie sniper could drop you like a deer.
992	01:07:52,434	01:07:55,870	- Good. - Good?	- Good. - Good?
993	01:07:55,938	01:07:58,702	All right, this is about Scott again.	All right, this is about Scott again.
994	01:07:58,774	01:08:01,800	No, it's not.	No, it's not.
995	01:08:01,877	01:08:07,008	You were right about him. Stupid guy.	You were right about him. Stupid guy.
996	01:08:07,082	01:08:10,574	- So, what's wrong? - Nothing.	- So, what's wrong? - Nothing.
997	01:08:11,487	01:08:15,014	Nothing. Okay.	Nothing. Okay.
998	01:08:23,866	01:08:28,064	You know, when I was little, my mom left.	You know, when I was little, my mom left.
999	01:08:28,137	01:08:33,040	My dad was a spec ops soldier like me.	My dad was a spec ops soldier like me.
1000	01:08:33,108	01:08:39,104	When I was eight, he shipped me off to military school.	When I was eight, he shipped me off to military school.
1001	01:08:45,054	01:08:48,820	I guess he liked being a soldier more than he liked being a dad.	I guess he liked being a soldier more than he liked being a dad.
1002	01:08:50,526	01:08:53,654	One day, I get a letter.	One day, I get a letter.
1003	01:08:53,729	01:08:56,289	No more dad.	No more dad.
1004	01:08:57,333	01:08:59,528	That's terrible.	That's terrible.
1005	01:09:01,370	01:09:05,830	For a long time I thought if I talked about it, I was letting him down.	For a long time I thought if I talked about it, I was letting him down.
1006	01:09:05,908	01:09:09,776	Like I was supposed to be brave or something.	Like I was supposed to be brave or something.
1007	01:09:12,314	01:09:14,612	Yeah.	Yeah.
1008	01:09:18,320	01:09:21,687	It's okay to talk about your dad, Zoe.	It's okay to talk about your dad, Zoe.
1009	01:09:23,859	01:09:28,489	I do miss him so much.	I do miss him so much.
1010	01:09:30,799	01:09:33,029	I don't know, I just...	I don't know, I just...
1011	01:09:33,102	01:09:36,401	I wanna be strong for Lulu and Tyler and Peter	I wanna be strong for Lulu and Tyler and Peter
1012	01:09:36,472	01:09:39,032	and Seth and my mom.	and Seth and my mom.
1013	01:09:39,108	01:09:42,043	That's such a big burden to carry.	That's such a big burden to carry.
1014	01:09:44,947	01:09:47,381	I know.	I know.
1015	01:09:49,218	01:09:52,119	(SOBBING) I miss him so much.	(SOBBING) I miss him so much.
1016	01:09:52,187	01:09:55,350	It's okay to miss your dad.	It's okay to miss your dad.
1017	01:09:59,328	01:10:02,764	- (PHONE RINGS) - WOLFE: I'll get it.	- (PHONE RINGS) - WOLFE: I'll get it.
1018	01:10:02,831	01:10:06,899	- Really? - Yes.	- Really? - Yes.
1019	01:10:06,969	01:10:10,268	Seth! Seth! Guess what? Mom's coming home.	Seth! Seth! Guess what? Mom's coming home.
1020	01:10:10,339	01:10:13,638	- When? - Tomorrow! She's coming home tomorrow!	- When? - Tomorrow! She's coming home tomorrow!
1021	01:10:13,709	01:10:15,836	- When did you talk? - Mommy's coming.	- When did you talk? - Mommy's coming.
1022	01:10:15,911	01:10:18,072	Here, buddy, Mommy's coming home!	Here, buddy, Mommy's coming home!
1023	01:10:18,147	01:10:19,409	Lu, mom's coming home!	Lu, mom's coming home!
1024	01:10:19,481	01:10:21,039	LULU: She is?	LULU: She is?
1025	01:10:21,116	01:10:22,606	SETH: She's coming back.	SETH: She's coming back.
1026	01:10:22,684	01:10:25,517	(EXCITED CHATTERING)	(EXCITED CHATTERING)
1027	01:10:25,587	01:10:27,748	SETH: Peter, aren't you excited?	SETH: Peter, aren't you excited?
1028	01:10:27,823	01:10:33,284	- When's she gonna be here? - ZOE: So, what are we gonna do?	- When's she gonna be here? - ZOE: So, what are we gonna do?
1029	01:10:33,362	01:10:36,889	We should dress up nice. We should make her something.	We should dress up nice. We should make her something.
1030	01:10:36,965	01:10:40,162	- We'll clean up the entire house. - That's a good idea.	- We'll clean up the entire house. - That's a good idea.
1031	01:10:40,235	01:10:43,864	- ZOE: We should make a banner too. - LULU: In the family room.	- ZOE: We should make a banner too. - LULU: In the family room.
1032	01:10:47,443	01:10:50,003	(QUACKING)	(QUACKING)
1033	01:10:59,621	01:11:01,350	(QUACKING)	(QUACKING)
1034	01:11:02,825	01:11:05,988	What's wrong, Gary? Foot got stuck?	What's wrong, Gary? Foot got stuck?
1035	01:11:07,262	01:11:10,026	Hang on, hang on.	Hang on, hang on.
1036	01:11:11,400	01:11:14,426	Okay, now just stay still.	Okay, now just stay still.
1037	01:11:35,691	01:11:38,125	Hi. Come on in.	Hi. Come on in.
1038	01:11:39,695	01:11:41,754	- Are you ready? - Yeah, almost.	- Are you ready? - Yeah, almost.
1039	01:11:41,830	01:11:43,491	(PHONE DIALING)	(PHONE DIALING)
1040	01:11:45,434	01:11:47,698	(PHONE RINGS)	(PHONE RINGS)
1041	01:11:47,769	01:11:49,634	- Yes? - Hey, it's Shane.	- Yes? - Hey, it's Shane.
1042	01:11:49,705	01:11:52,196	I have excellent news. I think I found GHOST.	I have excellent news. I think I found GHOST.
1043	01:11:52,274	01:11:54,435	- Do you have it? - It's in a steel vault.	- Do you have it? - It's in a steel vault.
1044	01:11:54,510	01:11:59,004	It needs some sort of two-pronged key. I've been working on it, but it's tough.	It needs some sort of two-pronged key. I've been working on it, but it's tough.
1045	01:11:59,114	01:12:01,582	Great. Good work. We're on our way.	Great. Good work. We're on our way.
1046	01:12:01,617	01:12:04,643	Don't do anything further. I'll be there soon.	Don't do anything further. I'll be there soon.
1047	01:12:04,720	01:12:06,278	Yes, sir.	Yes, sir.
1048	01:12:09,258	01:12:10,953	Ready?	Ready?
1049	01:12:11,026	01:12:14,052	The good news is, once I give this to my C.O.,	The good news is, once I give this to my C.O.,
1050	01:12:14,129	01:12:16,962	whoever's been bothering you ain't gonna be.	whoever's been bothering you ain't gonna be.
1051	01:12:17,032	01:12:19,023	- Really? - Really.	- Really? - Really.
1052	01:12:19,101	01:12:23,367	What's wrong? Your mother's coming. You should be happy.	What's wrong? Your mother's coming. You should be happy.
1053	01:12:23,438	01:12:26,339	But, Shane, doesn't that mean you have to go?	But, Shane, doesn't that mean you have to go?
1054	01:12:27,743	01:12:30,541	You should get ready. Your mother will be home soon.	You should get ready. Your mother will be home soon.
1055	01:12:48,564	01:12:52,398	I had a fight with Zoe before I left, so they probably trashed the place.	I had a fight with Zoe before I left, so they probably trashed the place.
1056	01:13:39,948	01:13:41,415	Welcome home, Mom.	Welcome home, Mom.
1057	01:13:43,318	01:13:47,379	JULIE: Hi! I missed you!	JULIE: Hi! I missed you!
1058	01:13:47,456	01:13:49,447	Guy!	Guy!
1059	01:13:55,998	01:13:59,263	Shane, I am so proud of you. I truly am.	Shane, I am so proud of you. I truly am.
1060	01:13:59,334	01:14:02,269	I am going to give you your choice of assignment.	I am going to give you your choice of assignment.
1061	01:14:02,337	01:14:06,603	Anywhere you want to go, you just name it.	Anywhere you want to go, you just name it.
1062	01:14:06,675	01:14:09,439	Well, I appreciate that.	Well, I appreciate that.
1063	01:14:09,511	01:14:12,275	But I'll have to think about it.	But I'll have to think about it.
1064	01:14:13,548	01:14:15,209	You're gonna think about it?	You're gonna think about it?
1065	01:14:15,284	01:14:18,253	Well, the military's all I've ever known.	Well, the military's all I've ever known.
1066	01:14:18,320	01:14:21,255	- I have no regrets. - I should hope not.	- I have no regrets. - I should hope not.
1067	01:14:21,323	01:14:23,757	It's just that being with this family...	It's just that being with this family...
1068	01:14:23,825	01:14:26,089	- I've never had a... - MAN: Put your hands up!	- I've never had a... - MAN: Put your hands up!
1069	01:14:29,031	01:14:30,623	The Chuns?	The Chuns?
1070	01:14:32,134	01:14:34,967	You gotta be kidding. I swear I checked them out.	You gotta be kidding. I swear I checked them out.
1071	01:14:35,037	01:14:37,267	Give us the key.	Give us the key.
1072	01:14:37,339	01:14:42,003	- MAN: Put your hands up! - Okay. All right.	- MAN: Put your hands up! - Okay. All right.
1073	01:14:42,077	01:14:43,942	Here.	Here.
1074	01:14:44,746	01:14:46,441	Now!	Now!
1075	01:14:52,654	01:14:54,713	You promised us GHOST months ago!	You promised us GHOST months ago!
1076	01:14:54,790	01:14:57,816	Well, I'm sorry. There were delays.	Well, I'm sorry. There were delays.
1077	01:14:57,926	01:14:59,553	Shane!	Shane!
1078	01:14:59,594	01:15:01,494	Stop talking.	Stop talking.
1079	01:15:01,563	01:15:04,896	Shane's not gonna be babysitting you anymore.	Shane's not gonna be babysitting you anymore.
1080	01:15:04,966	01:15:08,561	I trusted you. Howard trusted you.	I trusted you. Howard trusted you.
1081	01:15:08,637	01:15:13,665	You've betrayed us and you've betrayed this country.	You've betrayed us and you've betrayed this country.
1082	01:15:13,742	01:15:16,643	Guess what? North Korea pays better.	Guess what? North Korea pays better.
1083	01:15:16,712	01:15:19,909	Chun, watch them. They're squirmy.	Chun, watch them. They're squirmy.
1084	01:15:20,816	01:15:23,808	You two, come with me.	You two, come with me.
1085	01:15:23,885	01:15:26,319	(MUFFLED YELLING)	(MUFFLED YELLING)
1086	01:15:46,274	01:15:48,902	(BEEPING, BOLTS RELEASING)	(BEEPING, BOLTS RELEASING)
1087	01:16:01,022	01:16:04,014	Did you bring the stethoscope, Mrs. Chun?	Did you bring the stethoscope, Mrs. Chun?
1088	01:16:04,092	01:16:06,788	No, but I've got some C-4.	No, but I've got some C-4.
1089	01:16:16,238	01:16:18,866	I just had my eyebrows done.	I just had my eyebrows done.
1090	01:16:33,388	01:16:35,515	(CRYING)	(CRYING)
1091	01:16:41,396	01:16:43,193	Quiet!	Quiet!
1092	01:16:48,570	01:16:50,936	I said "Quiet," you little bug!	I said "Quiet," you little bug!
1093	01:16:54,075	01:16:55,599	Now, Peter!	Now, Peter!
1094	01:16:55,710	01:16:56,710	Ah!	Ah!
1095	01:17:04,486	01:17:05,646	Hiya!	Hiya!
1096	01:17:05,720	01:17:07,711	Well, that's cute! (GROANS)	Well, that's cute! (GROANS)
1097	01:17:31,847	01:17:33,712	That stuff doesn't hurt!	That stuff doesn't hurt!
1098	01:17:38,320	01:17:41,483	LULU: Shane! You can't do this! You can't leave a man behind!	LULU: Shane! You can't do this! You can't leave a man behind!
1099	01:17:41,556	01:17:43,148	Hold on, I got it.	Hold on, I got it.
1100	01:17:44,292	01:17:45,520	ZOE: Shane!	ZOE: Shane!
1101	01:17:45,594	01:17:48,028	- Where's Mom? - Mom?	- Where's Mom? - Mom?
1102	01:17:48,096	01:17:50,064	I'll find her. You guys run and get help!	I'll find her. You guys run and get help!
1103	01:17:50,131	01:17:52,565	- (CRYING) - Hurry!	- (CRYING) - Hurry!
1104	01:17:52,634	01:17:54,534	Are you sure you're gonna be okay?	Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
1105	01:17:54,603	01:17:56,798	Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.	Yes, Lulu. Go, get help.
1106	01:18:02,043	01:18:03,340	Hold on!	Hold on!
1107	01:18:03,411	01:18:05,003	(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)	(SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1108	01:18:05,080	01:18:07,412	They're headed for the car!	They're headed for the car!
1109	01:18:07,482	01:18:10,508	- LULU: Zoe, call 911. - I forgot my cell phone.	- LULU: Zoe, call 911. - I forgot my cell phone.
1110	01:18:10,585	01:18:14,385	- SETH: Great. The only time you don't. - ZOE: We're gonna be okay!	- SETH: Great. The only time you don't. - ZOE: We're gonna be okay!
1111	01:18:25,233	01:18:27,201	Oh, my God! What do we do?	Oh, my God! What do we do?
1112	01:18:27,269	01:18:28,497	Find a cop!	Find a cop!
1113	01:18:38,280	01:18:39,338	Ahh!	Ahh!
1114	01:18:39,414	01:18:41,712	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
1115	01:18:51,760	01:18:54,024	- He's gaining on us. - I'll handle it.	- He's gaining on us. - I'll handle it.
1116	01:18:56,765	01:18:57,765	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
1117	01:18:59,868	01:19:01,597	(CHUN YELLING)	(CHUN YELLING)
1118	01:19:02,804	01:19:03,804	(SCREAMING)	(SCREAMING)
1119	01:19:18,153	01:19:20,417	(YELLING)	(YELLING)
1120	01:19:20,488	01:19:22,922	Look, Zoe! It's the cops!	Look, Zoe! It's the cops!
1121	01:19:26,194	01:19:28,185	(SIREN WAILS)	(SIREN WAILS)
1122	01:19:31,633	01:19:34,693	I assume you heard the Baloney Bandit has struck again.	I assume you heard the Baloney Bandit has struck again.
1123	01:19:34,769	01:19:39,934	I accept total responsibility. My intelligence, well, it was faulty.	I accept total responsibility. My intelligence, well, it was faulty.
1124	01:19:40,008	01:19:42,704	- If I had better resources... - (SIREN WAILS)	- If I had better resources... - (SIREN WAILS)
1125	01:19:52,554	01:19:56,285	I told you not to pass her in Driver's Ed.	I told you not to pass her in Driver's Ed.
1126	01:19:56,358	01:20:00,053	You have exactly three seconds to get me through this mine field.	You have exactly three seconds to get me through this mine field.
1127	01:20:00,128	01:20:03,996	- One, two... - WOLFE: Bill.	- One, two... - WOLFE: Bill.
1128	01:20:04,065	01:20:06,533	She doesn't know.	She doesn't know.
1129	01:20:06,601	01:20:09,866	And you're not taking another parent away from those kids.	And you're not taking another parent away from those kids.
1130	01:20:09,938	01:20:12,406	Leave the family alone and I'll get you in.	Leave the family alone and I'll get you in.
1131	01:20:12,474	01:20:13,998	You better not be bluffing.	You better not be bluffing.
1132	01:20:20,115	01:20:22,675	Zoe! Seth!	Zoe! Seth!
1133	01:20:22,751	01:20:26,585	Lulu! Peter! Tyler!	Lulu! Peter! Tyler!
1134	01:20:29,057	01:20:31,184	Ah!	Ah!
1135	01:20:31,259	01:20:34,695	That was the code. I saw Mr. Plummer use it to open the briefcase.	That was the code. I saw Mr. Plummer use it to open the briefcase.
1136	01:20:34,763	01:20:39,723	You think this is a game? Code or no code, open it. Now.	You think this is a game? Code or no code, open it. Now.
1137	01:20:39,801	01:20:41,666	You can't make him do this.	You can't make him do this.
1138	01:20:41,736	01:20:45,069	I know Howard. You haven't got a chance.	I know Howard. You haven't got a chance.
1139	01:20:50,278	01:20:55,648	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪	♪ When you're down and low ♪ ♪ Lower than the floor ♪
1140	01:20:55,717	01:21:01,178	♪ And you feel like you ♪ ♪ don't have a chance ♪	♪ And you feel like you ♪ ♪ don't have a chance ♪
1141	01:21:03,491	01:21:07,825	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪	♪ Don't make a move ♪ ♪ till you're in the groove ♪
1142	01:21:07,896	01:21:12,492	♪ And do the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪	♪ And do the ♪ ♪ Peter Panda dance ♪
1143	01:21:12,567	01:21:16,936	♪ Hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪	♪ Hop three times ♪ ♪ like a kangaroo ♪
1144	01:21:17,005	01:21:21,840	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like the crabs do ♪	♪ Side-step twice ♪ ♪ just like the crabs do ♪
1145	01:21:21,910	01:21:25,209	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪	♪ Three steps forward ♪ ♪ One step back ♪
1146	01:21:25,280	01:21:28,477	Quick like a turtle! Lie on your back!	Quick like a turtle! Lie on your back!
1147	01:21:28,550	01:21:31,678	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't no more ♪	♪ Roll like a log ♪ ♪ till you can't no more ♪
1148	01:21:31,753	01:21:35,120	♪ Better jump quick ♪ ♪ like there ain't no floor ♪	♪ Better jump quick ♪ ♪ like there ain't no floor ♪
1149	01:21:37,158	01:21:42,323	♪ Hold your breath ♪ ♪ Step to the left ♪	♪ Hold your breath ♪ ♪ Step to the left ♪
1150	01:21:51,473	01:21:55,000	And that's the Peter Panda dance.	And that's the Peter Panda dance.
1151	01:21:55,076	01:21:58,136	All right. Go.	All right. Go.
1152	01:21:58,246	01:22:01,113	Yeah, right.	Yeah, right.
1153	01:22:01,149	01:22:03,208	Okay, I'll go first.	Okay, I'll go first.
1154	01:22:12,527	01:22:15,257	Great work, Shane. I knew you'd figure it out.	Great work, Shane. I knew you'd figure it out.
1155	01:22:15,330	01:22:18,424	I think you'd better open it.	I think you'd better open it.
1156	01:22:22,170	01:22:23,762	Wait, wait, wait!	Wait, wait, wait!
1157	01:22:23,838	01:22:26,102	Back away.	Back away.
1158	01:22:28,009	01:22:29,977	You open it.	You open it.
1159	01:22:30,044	01:22:32,444	Come on. I walked the floor first.	Come on. I walked the floor first.
1160	01:22:32,514	01:22:34,675	No way. You can do it, soldier man.	No way. You can do it, soldier man.
1161	01:22:35,350	01:22:36,442	JULIE: Ah!	JULIE: Ah!
1162	01:22:36,518	01:22:38,486	(GRUNTING)	(GRUNTING)
1163	01:22:53,902	01:22:55,529	Ahhh!	Ahhh!
1164	01:23:05,213	01:23:07,010	(PANTING)	(PANTING)
1165	01:23:08,716	01:23:10,547	Any last words, Shane?	Any last words, Shane?
1166	01:23:10,618	01:23:12,677	Say good night, Peter Panda.	Say good night, Peter Panda.
1167	01:23:21,296	01:23:23,457	Shane, are you okay?	Shane, are you okay?
1168	01:23:23,531	01:23:25,294	Oh!	Oh!
1169	01:23:27,202	01:23:30,103	She was never a good neighbor.	She was never a good neighbor.
1170	01:24:00,735	01:24:02,828	Zoe, you're going too fast!	Zoe, you're going too fast!
1171	01:24:02,904	01:24:04,895	You're not gonna have time to stop!	You're not gonna have time to stop!
1172	01:24:04,973	01:24:08,340	Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.	Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking.
1173	01:24:08,409	01:24:10,206	(TIRES SCREECHING)	(TIRES SCREECHING)
1174	01:24:21,789	01:24:25,782	- What are you doing to these kids? - COP: Hands where I can see them!	- What are you doing to these kids? - COP: Hands where I can see them!
1175	01:24:25,860	01:24:28,090	WOLFE: Okay. Calm down.	WOLFE: Okay. Calm down.
1176	01:24:28,162	01:24:30,392	Everybody! Put your weapons down!	Everybody! Put your weapons down!
1177	01:24:33,234	01:24:35,202	I want the GHOST.	I want the GHOST.
1178	01:24:35,270	01:24:37,500	(QUACKING)	(QUACKING)
1179	01:24:42,110	01:24:46,410	WOLFE: Um... Calm down. It's just a duck.	WOLFE: Um... Calm down. It's just a duck.
1180	01:24:46,481	01:24:48,779	- CHUN: Where's the GHOST? - WOLFE: I have it.	- CHUN: Where's the GHOST? - WOLFE: I have it.
1181	01:24:50,885	01:24:52,250	CHUN: Bring it here!	CHUN: Bring it here!
1182	01:24:57,892	01:24:59,291	Put it on the ground.	Put it on the ground.
1183	01:25:04,899	01:25:07,561	(WHISPERING) Now, Gary. Go for his balls.	(WHISPERING) Now, Gary. Go for his balls.
1184	01:25:07,635	01:25:11,264	Okay, duck whisperer, step away!	Okay, duck whisperer, step away!
1185	01:25:17,512	01:25:19,241	- Gary, now! - (QUACKING)	- Gary, now! - (QUACKING)
1186	01:25:19,314	01:25:20,713	Ah!	Ah!
1187	01:25:27,355	01:25:29,550	Couldn't let you have all the fun.	Couldn't let you have all the fun.
1188	01:25:39,600	01:25:42,501	So I guess you'll be taking off now, huh?	So I guess you'll be taking off now, huh?
1189	01:25:42,570	01:25:47,269	Seeing as there's no reason to stick around anymore.	Seeing as there's no reason to stick around anymore.
1190	01:25:47,342	01:25:50,209	I'm still here, aren't I?	I'm still here, aren't I?
1191	01:25:51,379	01:25:53,279	Yeah.	Yeah.
1192	01:25:55,249	01:25:59,811	- What now? - I don't know. I'm on dry land.	- What now? - I don't know. I'm on dry land.
1193	01:25:59,921	01:26:01,548	True.	True.
1194	01:26:01,589	01:26:04,114	Which means you're the superior officer.	Which means you're the superior officer.
1195	01:26:04,192	01:26:06,092	True.	True.
1196	01:26:06,160	01:26:08,060	So you tell me.	So you tell me.
1197	01:26:10,898	01:26:11,922	Um...	Um...
1198	01:26:16,371	01:26:17,998	- (CLEARS THROAT) - Lulu!	- (CLEARS THROAT) - Lulu!
1199	01:26:18,072	01:26:20,404	Excuse me, ma'am. Could I have a few words?	Excuse me, ma'am. Could I have a few words?
1200	01:26:20,475	01:26:22,238	Sure.	Sure.
1201	01:26:22,310	01:26:24,005	Well, we... I... You know.	Well, we... I... You know.
1202	01:26:25,246	01:26:26,679	Oh.	Oh.
1203	01:26:28,316	01:26:30,978	We'll talk later.	We'll talk later.
1204	01:26:31,052	01:26:34,920	- Mission accomplished, soldier. - I suppose it is.	- Mission accomplished, soldier. - I suppose it is.
1205	01:26:34,989	01:26:39,517	- I guess you'll be leaving us now. - I guess so.	- I guess you'll be leaving us now. - I guess so.
1206	01:26:41,062	01:26:43,530	I want you to have this.	I want you to have this.
1207	01:26:47,201	01:26:49,726	Because I don't want you ever to forget me.	Because I don't want you ever to forget me.
1208	01:26:53,207	01:26:55,903	I will never forget you.	I will never forget you.
1209	01:26:58,379	01:27:00,847	'Cause you're the best friend I ever had.	'Cause you're the best friend I ever had.
1210	01:27:00,915	01:27:04,316	No matter how far...	No matter how far...
1211	01:27:04,385	01:27:07,183	...or long life takes me away,	...or long life takes me away,
1212	01:27:07,255	01:27:10,156	I will always be thinking about you.	I will always be thinking about you.
1213	01:27:12,226	01:27:14,456	I love you, Shane.	I love you, Shane.
1214	01:27:16,164	01:27:18,223	I love you too.	I love you too.
1215	01:27:27,175	01:27:31,077	From now on, it's your command.	From now on, it's your command.
1216	01:27:33,981	01:27:36,040	At ease, soldiers.	At ease, soldiers.
1217	01:27:36,117	01:27:39,951	WOLFE: Your father would be so proud of all of you.	WOLFE: Your father would be so proud of all of you.
1218	01:27:43,558	01:27:44,718	Awww.	Awww.
1219	01:27:44,792	01:27:46,453	Look who just woke up.	Look who just woke up.
1220	01:27:47,261	01:27:49,286	- LULU: Shane? - Yes?	- LULU: Shane? - Yes?
1221	01:27:49,363	01:27:53,424	- Are we ever gonna see you again? - What are you talking about?	- Are we ever gonna see you again? - What are you talking about?
1222	01:27:53,501	01:27:55,992	We still have one more mission.	We still have one more mission.
1223	01:27:56,104	01:28:00,006	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪
1224	01:28:00,041	01:28:03,477	♪ Baby, it's time to think ♪	♪ Baby, it's time to think ♪
1225	01:28:03,544	01:28:06,570	♪ Better beware ♪ ♪ Be canny and careful ♪	♪ Better beware ♪ ♪ Be canny and careful ♪
1226	01:28:06,647	01:28:10,310	♪ Baby, you're on the brink ♪	♪ Baby, you're on the brink ♪
1227	01:28:10,384	01:28:13,478	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪	♪ You are 16, going on 17 ♪
1228	01:28:13,554	01:28:17,285	♪ Fellows will fall in line ♪	♪ Fellows will fall in line ♪
1229	01:28:17,358	01:28:20,327	- ♪ Eager young lads ♪ - Yes!	- ♪ Eager young lads ♪ - Yes!
1230	01:28:20,394	01:28:24,421	♪ Will offer ♪ ♪ you food and wine ♪	♪ Will offer ♪ ♪ you food and wine ♪
1231	01:28:24,499	01:28:28,367	♪ Climb every mountain ♪	♪ Climb every mountain ♪
1232	01:28:28,436	01:28:33,772	♪ Ford every stream ♪	♪ Ford every stream ♪
1233	01:28:33,841	01:28:37,140	Looks like you have a hit on your hands.	Looks like you have a hit on your hands.
1234	01:28:37,211	01:28:39,338	- You think so? - Mm-hmm.	- You think so? - Mm-hmm.
1235	01:28:39,413	01:28:43,281	You should take over the drama department instead of wrestling.	You should take over the drama department instead of wrestling.
1236	01:28:44,552	01:28:47,521	It's gonna be nice having you around now.	It's gonna be nice having you around now.
1237	01:28:47,588	01:28:50,113	Now that Murney's found his true calling.	Now that Murney's found his true calling.
1238	01:28:50,191	01:28:53,183	♪ Climb every mountain ♪	♪ Climb every mountain ♪
1239	01:28:53,261	01:28:58,198	♪ Ford every stream ♪	♪ Ford every stream ♪
1240	01:28:58,299	01:29:01,860	It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.	It's gonna be my pleasure serving with you.
1241	01:29:05,273	01:29:11,007	♪ Find your dream ♪	♪ Find your dream ♪