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1 | 00:00:31,760 | 00:00:33,888 | [♪ Paul Simon: "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"] | [♪ Paul Simon: "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"] |
2 | 00:00:42,280 | 00:00:43,281 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
3 | 00:00:43,480 | 00:00:44,970 | [man] That's me, Walter. | [man] That's me, Walter. |
4 | 00:00:45,120 | 00:00:46,849 | Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! | Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! |
5 | 00:00:47,000 | 00:00:49,765 | [Walter] I have the best life in the whole world. | [Walter] I have the best life in the whole world. |
6 | 00:00:50,520 | 00:00:51,646 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
7 | 00:00:51,800 | 00:00:53,882 | [giggles] That's my brother, Gary. | [giggles] That's my brother, Gary. |
8 | 00:00:54,040 | 00:00:56,520 | He's the best friend you could ever have. | He's the best friend you could ever have. |
9 | 00:00:57,600 | 00:01:00,524 | Yeah, I know what you're thinking. | Yeah, I know what you're thinking. |
10 | 00:01:00,680 | 00:01:02,284 | We could be twins. | We could be twins. |
11 | 00:01:02,840 | 00:01:05,127 | Here's where we live: Smalltown... | Here's where we live: Smalltown... |
12 | 00:01:08,920 | 00:01:11,287 | ...the best town you could ever grow up in. | ...the best town you could ever grow up in. |
13 | 00:01:15,120 | 00:01:17,885 | Gary and I did everything together. | Gary and I did everything together. |
14 | 00:01:18,040 | 00:01:19,041 | [bell dings] | [bell dings] |
15 | 00:01:22,080 | 00:01:24,048 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
16 | 00:01:24,600 | 00:01:26,568 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
17 | 00:01:28,920 | 00:01:32,049 | And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me. | And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me. |
18 | 00:01:32,200 | 00:01:35,602 | I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me! | I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me! |
19 | 00:01:35,760 | 00:01:37,125 | Aaah! | Aaah! |
20 | 00:01:38,240 | 00:01:39,810 | [Walter] We were a great team. | [Walter] We were a great team. |
21 | 00:01:40,960 | 00:01:43,645 | - Nice job, Walter. - Thanks, Gary. | - Nice job, Walter. - Thanks, Gary. |
22 | 00:01:45,800 | 00:01:47,962 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
23 | 00:01:48,960 | 00:01:51,486 | [Walter] Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect. | [Walter] Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect. |
24 | 00:01:51,640 | 00:01:54,530 | - That was so fun! [Walter] Nothing is. | - That was so fun! [Walter] Nothing is. |
25 | 00:01:54,680 | 00:01:55,761 | [man] Sorry, kid. | [man] Sorry, kid. |
26 | 00:01:55,920 | 00:01:58,241 | [girl] I wanna do that again! [man] Come on. I'll ride with ya! | [girl] I wanna do that again! [man] Come on. I'll ride with ya! |
27 | 00:01:58,400 | 00:01:59,640 | [boy] Hurry up! | [boy] Hurry up! |
28 | 00:01:59,800 | 00:02:03,646 | [Walter] Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them. | [Walter] Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them. |
29 | 00:02:08,240 | 00:02:11,608 | Ride's bogus, anyway. Hey, wanna rent a video? | Ride's bogus, anyway. Hey, wanna rent a video? |
30 | 00:02:11,760 | 00:02:14,366 | [Walter] Yeah. Race you home! | [Walter] Yeah. Race you home! |
31 | 00:02:14,520 | 00:02:18,605 | And, well, that night sorta changed everything. | And, well, that night sorta changed everything. |
32 | 00:02:19,480 | 00:02:23,724 | It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin! | It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin! |
33 | 00:02:24,920 | 00:02:26,809 | [Walter] I found them... | [Walter] I found them... |
34 | 00:02:27,000 | 00:02:28,240 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
35 | 00:02:28,400 | 00:02:29,640 | The Muppets. | The Muppets. |
36 | 00:02:33,520 | 00:02:34,521 | [inhales deeply] | [inhales deeply] |
37 | 00:02:34,680 | 00:02:37,684 | I guess you could say I was their number one fan. | I guess you could say I was their number one fan. |
38 | 00:02:37,880 | 00:02:42,329 | [gasps] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios. | [gasps] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios. |
39 | 00:02:42,480 | 00:02:44,130 | [rattling] [chuckles] | [rattling] [chuckles] |
40 | 00:02:44,280 | 00:02:46,044 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
41 | 00:02:46,200 | 00:02:48,089 | And they made all the difference. | And they made all the difference. |
42 | 00:02:48,240 | 00:02:50,641 | [kids] Trick or treat! [Walter] Because from then on... | [kids] Trick or treat! [Walter] Because from then on... |
43 | 00:02:50,800 | 00:02:52,245 | - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Gary. | - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Gary. |
44 | 00:02:52,440 | 00:02:56,126 | - Hey. - Hi-ho, guys. Yay! | - Hey. - Hi-ho, guys. Yay! |
45 | 00:02:56,320 | 00:02:58,607 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
46 | 00:02:58,760 | 00:03:02,526 | [boy] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978? | [boy] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978? |
47 | 00:03:02,680 | 00:03:05,126 | [Walter] ...even on the worst days, I knew... | [Walter] ...even on the worst days, I knew... |
48 | 00:03:05,280 | 00:03:06,327 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
49 | 00:03:06,480 | 00:03:08,767 | ...that as the years passed... | ...that as the years passed... |
50 | 00:03:08,920 | 00:03:10,570 | [Kermit on TV] Cancel that last remark. | [Kermit on TV] Cancel that last remark. |
51 | 00:03:10,720 | 00:03:13,769 | [Walter] ...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... | [Walter] ...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... |
52 | 00:03:13,960 | 00:03:15,564 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
53 | 00:03:16,080 | 00:03:18,481 | ...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, | ...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, |
54 | 00:03:18,640 | 00:03:22,326 | the world can't be such a bad place after all. | the world can't be such a bad place after all. |
55 | 00:03:25,040 | 00:03:26,371 | All right, good night, buddy. | All right, good night, buddy. |
56 | 00:03:26,560 | 00:03:28,562 | Oh, good night, Gary. | Oh, good night, Gary. |
57 | 00:03:28,720 | 00:03:31,041 | [Walter] And as long as there are Muppets... | [Walter] And as long as there are Muppets... |
58 | 00:03:31,200 | 00:03:33,521 | [yawns] | [yawns] |
59 | 00:03:34,040 | 00:03:36,407 | - ...for me... [man on TV] ...hair-growing tonic. | - ...for me... [man on TV] ...hair-growing tonic. |
60 | 00:03:36,560 | 00:03:38,449 | ...there's still... | ...there's still... |
61 | 00:03:38,600 | 00:03:41,046 | [snoring] - ...hope. | [snoring] - ...hope. |
62 | 00:03:44,680 | 00:03:47,081 | Aaah. Bye-bye! | Aaah. Bye-bye! |
63 | 00:03:47,240 | 00:03:50,164 | [laughing] [Kermit] Somebody get him! | [laughing] [Kermit] Somebody get him! |
64 | 00:03:51,080 | 00:03:53,560 | Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start. | Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start. |
65 | 00:03:53,720 | 00:03:55,802 | Show! Show! [yells] | Show! Show! [yells] |
66 | 00:03:56,520 | 00:03:58,409 | Hey, Walter, why don't you join us? | Hey, Walter, why don't you join us? |
67 | 00:03:58,560 | 00:04:00,130 | [man] Come on! | [man] Come on! |
68 | 00:04:04,600 | 00:04:08,685 | No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in! | No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in! |
69 | 00:04:08,840 | 00:04:11,411 | Kermit! | Kermit! |
70 | 00:04:11,760 | 00:04:14,240 | [screaming, gasps] | [screaming, gasps] |
71 | 00:04:14,440 | 00:04:15,965 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
72 | 00:04:16,120 | 00:04:17,360 | Walter, are you OK, buddy? | Walter, are you OK, buddy? |
73 | 00:04:17,520 | 00:04:20,171 | You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again? | You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again? |
74 | 00:04:20,360 | 00:04:25,082 | Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today? | Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today? |
75 | 00:04:25,280 | 00:04:27,408 | Oh, um, just a couple hours now. | Oh, um, just a couple hours now. |
76 | 00:04:27,560 | 00:04:32,122 | Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles. | Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles. |
77 | 00:04:32,280 | 00:04:35,682 | I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years. | I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years. |
78 | 00:04:35,840 | 00:04:38,286 | I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary, | I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary, |
79 | 00:04:38,440 | 00:04:40,920 | and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so... | and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so... |
80 | 00:04:41,080 | 00:04:43,651 | Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios. | Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios. |
81 | 00:04:43,840 | 00:04:46,684 | Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. | Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. |
82 | 00:04:46,840 | 00:04:50,606 | - I can't do that, Walter. - But, Gary... | - I can't do that, Walter. - But, Gary... |
83 | 00:04:50,760 | 00:04:52,842 | Because... you're coming with us! | Because... you're coming with us! |
84 | 00:04:53,000 | 00:04:56,243 | [gasps] Qh, Gary! | [gasps] Qh, Gary! |
85 | 00:04:56,440 | 00:04:58,363 | - But what about Mary? - She's fine. | - But what about Mary? - She's fine. |
86 | 00:04:58,520 | 00:05:02,684 | - She said the more the merrier. - I... I don't know what to say! | - She said the more the merrier. - I... I don't know what to say! |
87 | 00:05:02,840 | 00:05:06,003 | The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this! | The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this! |
88 | 00:05:06,200 | 00:05:08,646 | Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus! | Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus! |
89 | 00:05:08,800 | 00:05:12,600 | No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there. | No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there. |
90 | 00:05:12,760 | 00:05:14,524 | I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. | I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. |
91 | 00:05:14,680 | 00:05:17,081 | The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. | The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. |
92 | 00:05:17,240 | 00:05:19,846 | I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours any more. | I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours any more. |
93 | 00:05:20,000 | 00:05:22,446 | Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor. | Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor. |
94 | 00:05:22,600 | 00:05:24,250 | Like there's a country called Turkey. | Like there's a country called Turkey. |
95 | 00:05:24,400 | 00:05:25,925 | Walter, how many times do we have to go over this? | Walter, how many times do we have to go over this? |
96 | 00:05:26,080 | 00:05:28,082 | - Turkey is a very real country. - Wow, Muppet Studios. | - Turkey is a very real country. - Wow, Muppet Studios. |
97 | 00:05:28,240 | 00:05:30,163 | - I can't believe it! [up-tempo music plays] | - I can't believe it! [up-tempo music plays] |
98 | 00:05:36,000 | 00:05:38,651 | ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand | ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand |
99 | 00:05:38,800 | 00:05:42,646 | ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand | ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand |
100 | 00:05:42,800 | 00:05:46,168 | ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place | ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place |
101 | 00:05:46,360 | 00:05:49,842 | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face |
102 | 00:05:50,000 | 00:05:54,050 | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along |
103 | 00:05:55,360 | 00:05:56,247 | [both spit] | [both spit] |
104 | 00:05:57,320 | 00:06:00,802 | ♪ When you're alone life can be a little rough | ♪ When you're alone life can be a little rough |
105 | 00:06:01,000 | 00:06:04,129 | ♪ It makes you feel like you're three foot tall | ♪ It makes you feel like you're three foot tall |
106 | 00:06:04,280 | 00:06:08,251 | ♪ When it's just you Well, times can be tough | ♪ When it's just you Well, times can be tough |
107 | 00:06:08,400 | 00:06:10,721 | ♪ When there's no one there to catch your fall | ♪ When there's no one there to catch your fall |
108 | 00:06:12,320 | 00:06:14,322 | Whoooa! [grunts] | Whoooa! [grunts] |
109 | 00:06:15,400 | 00:06:18,768 | ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand | ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand |
110 | 00:06:18,920 | 00:06:23,005 | ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand | ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand |
111 | 00:06:23,160 | 00:06:26,130 | ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place | ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place |
112 | 00:06:26,320 | 00:06:30,041 | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face |
113 | 00:06:30,240 | 00:06:32,322 | ♪ Life smells like a rose ♪ With someone to paint | ♪ Life smells like a rose ♪ With someone to paint |
114 | 00:06:32,480 | 00:06:34,323 | ♪ And someone to pose ♪ Life's a piece of cake | ♪ And someone to pose ♪ Life's a piece of cake |
115 | 00:06:34,480 | 00:06:35,322 | [bell dings] | [bell dings] |
116 | 00:06:35,480 | 00:06:37,084 | ♪ With someone to pedal ♪ And someone to brake | ♪ With someone to pedal ♪ And someone to brake |
117 | 00:06:37,240 | 00:06:39,766 | ♪ Life is full of glee ♪ With someone to saw | ♪ Life is full of glee ♪ With someone to saw |
118 | 00:06:39,960 | 00:06:42,201 | ♪ And someone to see Life's a happy song | ♪ And someone to see Life's a happy song |
119 | 00:06:42,360 | 00:06:45,170 | ♪ When there's someone by my side to sing along | ♪ When there's someone by my side to sing along |
120 | 00:06:47,880 | 00:06:52,727 | ♪ I've got everything that I need | ♪ I've got everything that I need |
121 | 00:06:52,880 | 00:06:54,803 | ♪ Right in front of me | ♪ Right in front of me |
122 | 00:06:54,960 | 00:06:57,691 | ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me | ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me |
123 | 00:06:57,840 | 00:06:59,729 | ♪ Nothin' that I can't be | ♪ Nothin' that I can't be |
124 | 00:06:59,880 | 00:07:02,121 | ♪ With you right here next to me | ♪ With you right here next to me |
125 | 00:07:02,280 | 00:07:04,886 | ♪ Life's a piece of cake ♪ With someone to give | ♪ Life's a piece of cake ♪ With someone to give |
126 | 00:07:05,040 | 00:07:07,202 | ♪ And someone to... Heavy cake! ♪ Life's a piece of pie | ♪ And someone to... Heavy cake! ♪ Life's a piece of pie |
127 | 00:07:07,400 | 00:07:09,084 | ♪ With someone to wash ♪ And someone to dry | ♪ With someone to wash ♪ And someone to dry |
128 | 00:07:09,280 | 00:07:11,851 | ♪ Life's an easy road ♪ With someone beside you | ♪ Life's an easy road ♪ With someone beside you |
129 | 00:07:12,000 | 00:07:14,401 | ♪ To share the load ♪ Life is full of highs | ♪ To share the load ♪ Life is full of highs |
130 | 00:07:14,560 | 00:07:16,085 | ♪ With someone to stir ♪ And someone to fry | ♪ With someone to stir ♪ And someone to fry |
131 | 00:07:16,240 | 00:07:17,890 | ♪ Life's a leg of lamb | ♪ Life's a leg of lamb |
132 | 00:07:18,080 | 00:07:19,889 | ♪ With someone there to lend a hand | ♪ With someone there to lend a hand |
133 | 00:07:20,080 | 00:07:21,241 | ♪ Life's a bunch of flowers | ♪ Life's a bunch of flowers |
134 | 00:07:21,400 | 00:07:23,164 | ♪ With someone to while away the hours | ♪ With someone to while away the hours |
135 | 00:07:23,320 | 00:07:25,846 | ♪ Life's a fillet of fish | ♪ Life's a fillet of fish |
136 | 00:07:26,000 | 00:07:28,162 | ♪ Yes, it is Life's a happy song | ♪ Yes, it is Life's a happy song |
137 | 00:07:28,320 | 00:07:32,928 | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along |
138 | 00:07:43,880 | 00:07:45,530 | [all] Oooh... | [all] Oooh... |
139 | 00:07:45,680 | 00:07:50,641 | ♪ I've got everything that I need | ♪ I've got everything that I need |
140 | 00:07:50,800 | 00:07:54,600 | ♪ Right in front of me Nothing's | ♪ Right in front of me Nothing's |
141 | 00:07:54,760 | 00:07:57,366 | ♪ Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be | ♪ Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be |
142 | 00:07:57,520 | 00:07:59,761 | ♪ With you right here next to me | ♪ With you right here next to me |
143 | 00:07:59,920 | 00:08:04,847 | ♪ I've got everything that I need | ♪ I've got everything that I need |
144 | 00:08:05,040 | 00:08:06,849 | ♪ Right in front of me ♪ | ♪ Right in front of me ♪ |
145 | 00:08:07,680 | 00:08:09,648 | Sorry. I was super excited. | Sorry. I was super excited. |
146 | 00:08:11,480 | 00:08:13,721 | All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition. | All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition. |
147 | 00:08:14,440 | 00:08:15,566 | [engine starts] | [engine starts] |
148 | 00:08:15,760 | 00:08:17,967 | And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter. | And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter. |
149 | 00:08:18,120 | 00:08:19,406 | [bell ringing] - Oh! | [bell ringing] - Oh! |
150 | 00:08:19,600 | 00:08:22,001 | You know what that means. Spring break. | You know what that means. Spring break. |
151 | 00:08:22,160 | 00:08:23,161 | [all groaning] | [all groaning] |
152 | 00:08:23,320 | 00:08:25,448 | It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks. | It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks. |
153 | 00:08:25,600 | 00:08:28,444 | Yay! | Yay! |
154 | 00:08:28,600 | 00:08:30,841 | - Have a nice vacation. - Bye. Have fun. | - Have a nice vacation. - Bye. Have fun. |
155 | 00:08:31,000 | 00:08:32,604 | - Bye, Mr. Gary. - Have a good break, guys. | - Bye, Mr. Gary. - Have a good break, guys. |
156 | 00:08:32,760 | 00:08:33,841 | - Hey, great job, Carlos. - Thanks. | - Hey, great job, Carlos. - Thanks. |
157 | 00:08:34,000 | 00:08:35,411 | Enjoy your anniversary dinner. | Enjoy your anniversary dinner. |
158 | 00:08:35,560 | 00:08:37,688 | - Hi. - I got you these. | - Hi. - I got you these. |
159 | 00:08:38,920 | 00:08:42,322 | Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing. | Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing. |
160 | 00:08:42,480 | 00:08:44,482 | It's OK. They're really sweet. | It's OK. They're really sweet. |
161 | 00:08:44,640 | 00:08:47,246 | You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list. | You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list. |
162 | 00:08:47,400 | 00:08:50,244 | Me, too. [chuckles] | Me, too. [chuckles] |
163 | 00:08:50,400 | 00:08:52,164 | Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever. | Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever. |
164 | 00:08:52,320 | 00:08:54,561 | I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles. | I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles. |
165 | 00:08:54,760 | 00:08:56,171 | I know. Walter can't wait either. | I know. Walter can't wait either. |
166 | 00:08:56,320 | 00:08:58,209 | You don't mind that he's coming, right? | You don't mind that he's coming, right? |
167 | 00:08:59,280 | 00:09:01,328 | No. No, of course not. | No. No, of course not. |
168 | 00:09:01,480 | 00:09:04,689 | As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask. | As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask. |
169 | 00:09:04,840 | 00:09:09,482 | Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever. | Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever. |
170 | 00:09:09,640 | 00:09:11,051 | I love you so much. | I love you so much. |
171 | 00:09:11,760 | 00:09:12,886 | Oh. | Oh. |
172 | 00:09:13,680 | 00:09:16,081 | - I love you, too. - I'm gonna go check on Walter. | - I love you, too. - I'm gonna go check on Walter. |
173 | 00:09:17,720 | 00:09:19,404 | [door opens] | [door opens] |
174 | 00:09:20,760 | 00:09:24,446 | ♪ Everything's great Everything's grand | ♪ Everything's great Everything's grand |
175 | 00:09:24,600 | 00:09:27,524 | ♪ Except Gary's always off with his friend | ♪ Except Gary's always off with his friend |
176 | 00:09:27,680 | 00:09:32,288 | ♪ It's never me and him It's always me and him and him | ♪ It's never me and him It's always me and him and him |
177 | 00:09:32,440 | 00:09:34,568 | ♪ I wonder when it's going to end | ♪ I wonder when it's going to end |
178 | 00:09:34,760 | 00:09:38,970 | ♪ But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday | ♪ But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday |
179 | 00:09:39,120 | 00:09:41,441 | ♪ I know just how it's going to be [horse whinnies] | ♪ I know just how it's going to be [horse whinnies] |
180 | 00:09:41,640 | 00:09:45,804 | ♪ He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee | ♪ He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee |
181 | 00:09:45,960 | 00:09:51,729 | ♪ And say "Mary, will you marry me? " | ♪ And say "Mary, will you marry me? " |
182 | 00:09:55,160 | 00:09:58,801 | ♪ Please ♪ | ♪ Please ♪ |
183 | 00:10:02,560 | 00:10:03,800 | Oh... | Oh... |
184 | 00:10:08,440 | 00:10:13,810 | ♪ I've got everything that I need | ♪ I've got everything that I need |
185 | 00:10:13,960 | 00:10:15,610 | ♪ Right in front of me | ♪ Right in front of me |
186 | 00:10:15,800 | 00:10:20,806 | ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be | ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be |
187 | 00:10:20,960 | 00:10:22,769 | ♪ With you right here next to me | ♪ With you right here next to me |
188 | 00:10:22,920 | 00:10:27,608 | ♪ You've got everything that you need | ♪ You've got everything that you need |
189 | 00:10:27,760 | 00:10:32,687 | ♪ Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you | ♪ Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you |
190 | 00:10:32,840 | 00:10:36,845 | ♪ Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you | ♪ Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you |
191 | 00:10:37,000 | 00:10:38,161 | ♪ Life's a happy song | ♪ Life's a happy song |
192 | 00:10:38,360 | 00:10:40,328 | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing |
193 | 00:10:40,480 | 00:10:41,527 | ♪ Life's a happy song | ♪ Life's a happy song |
194 | 00:10:41,680 | 00:10:44,160 | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing |
195 | 00:10:44,320 | 00:10:49,247 | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along ♪ | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along ♪ |
196 | 00:10:49,760 | 00:10:50,761 | [bus honks] | [bus honks] |
197 | 00:10:52,520 | 00:10:55,171 | [man] OK, they're gone! [all groaning] | [man] OK, they're gone! [all groaning] |
198 | 00:11:00,920 | 00:11:03,287 | [Walter] Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio? | [Walter] Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio? |
199 | 00:11:03,440 | 00:11:06,410 | Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room... | Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room... |
200 | 00:11:06,600 | 00:11:07,647 | Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. | Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. |
201 | 00:11:07,800 | 00:11:10,087 | The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun | The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun |
202 | 00:11:10,240 | 00:11:14,086 | so maybe we should start there instead I just... I just can't wait! | so maybe we should start there instead I just... I just can't wait! |
203 | 00:11:20,280 | 00:11:22,009 | [breaks squealing] | [breaks squealing] |
204 | 00:11:33,200 | 00:11:35,089 | [sirens blaring] | [sirens blaring] |
205 | 00:11:35,240 | 00:11:37,322 | Oh, Walter, don't be nervous. | Oh, Walter, don't be nervous. |
206 | 00:11:37,480 | 00:11:40,927 | Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here. | Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here. |
207 | 00:11:41,080 | 00:11:43,003 | The home of the Muppets! | The home of the Muppets! |
208 | 00:11:43,760 | 00:11:46,366 | [speaking foreign language] | [speaking foreign language] |
209 | 00:11:47,760 | 00:11:51,207 | What... What happened to this place? | What... What happened to this place? |
210 | 00:11:56,400 | 00:11:58,050 | [sign creaking] | [sign creaking] |
211 | 00:12:00,120 | 00:12:00,962 | Where...? | Where...? |
212 | 00:12:01,120 | 00:12:05,091 | - Where is everyone, Gary? - I don't know, buddy. It's so... | - Where is everyone, Gary? - I don't know, buddy. It's so... |
213 | 00:12:08,320 | 00:12:11,085 | OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today. | OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today. |
214 | 00:12:12,240 | 00:12:16,006 | [clears throat] Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio, | [clears throat] Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio, |
215 | 00:12:16,160 | 00:12:18,811 | where dreams can come true. | where dreams can come true. |
216 | 00:12:18,960 | 00:12:21,122 | [man speaking foreign language] | [man speaking foreign language] |
217 | 00:12:21,280 | 00:12:24,727 | - Is this the Universal Studios? - Yes, it is. | - Is this the Universal Studios? - Yes, it is. |
218 | 00:12:24,880 | 00:12:28,168 | OK, now if you'll just follow me, please. | OK, now if you'll just follow me, please. |
219 | 00:12:29,840 | 00:12:32,969 | OK. This used to be Kermit's office. | OK. This used to be Kermit's office. |
220 | 00:12:33,120 | 00:12:34,963 | - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. | - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. |
221 | 00:12:35,120 | 00:12:36,849 | It's really the highlight of the tour. | It's really the highlight of the tour. |
222 | 00:12:38,040 | 00:12:39,690 | You should see it sometime. | You should see it sometime. |
223 | 00:12:39,840 | 00:12:43,242 | OK, this next building is where they kept the rope | OK, this next building is where they kept the rope |
224 | 00:12:43,400 | 00:12:48,327 | and the medium-gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look. | and the medium-gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look. |
225 | 00:12:51,520 | 00:12:54,171 | - Come on, buddy. [woman speaking foreign language] | - Come on, buddy. [woman speaking foreign language] |
226 | 00:13:06,560 | 00:13:08,483 | Wow! | Wow! |
227 | 00:13:15,880 | 00:13:18,884 | Oh, boy. | Oh, boy. |
228 | 00:13:25,760 | 00:13:27,762 | Oh. | Oh. |
229 | 00:13:32,960 | 00:13:34,564 | Whoa. | Whoa. |
230 | 00:13:37,640 | 00:13:39,130 | [doorknob rattling] [gasps] | [doorknob rattling] [gasps] |
231 | 00:13:42,360 | 00:13:47,002 | There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office. | There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office. |
232 | 00:13:47,160 | 00:13:49,288 | - Or so we've been "toad." [both laughing] | - Or so we've been "toad." [both laughing] |
233 | 00:13:49,440 | 00:13:54,970 | Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy. | Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy. |
234 | 00:13:55,840 | 00:13:57,888 | And what better way to honor the Muppets | And what better way to honor the Muppets |
235 | 00:13:58,040 | 00:14:02,045 | than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum. | than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum. |
236 | 00:14:02,600 | 00:14:03,647 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
237 | 00:14:03,800 | 00:14:05,529 | I think I'll call this room | I think I'll call this room |
238 | 00:14:05,680 | 00:14:08,843 | the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room." | the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room." |
239 | 00:14:09,000 | 00:14:10,809 | - Oh, that is lovely. - Oh, good one, Mr. Richman. | - Oh, that is lovely. - Oh, good one, Mr. Richman. |
240 | 00:14:10,960 | 00:14:14,885 | Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract | Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract |
241 | 00:14:15,080 | 00:14:17,651 | Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains... | Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains... |
242 | 00:14:17,800 | 00:14:20,929 | - The deed to this property. - Exactly. | - The deed to this property. - Exactly. |
243 | 00:14:21,080 | 00:14:26,530 | Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception. | Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception. |
244 | 00:14:26,680 | 00:14:29,490 | If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost | If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost |
245 | 00:14:29,680 | 00:14:32,047 | to buy the building before this contract expires, | to buy the building before this contract expires, |
246 | 00:14:32,200 | 00:14:35,329 | - then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better, | - then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better, |
247 | 00:14:35,520 | 00:14:38,330 | I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point. | I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point. |
248 | 00:14:38,520 | 00:14:41,444 | Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death. | Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death. |
249 | 00:14:41,600 | 00:14:43,602 | You mean half the audience is still alive? | You mean half the audience is still alive? |
250 | 00:14:43,760 | 00:14:45,250 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
251 | 00:14:45,440 | 00:14:46,726 | It's nice doing business with you. | It's nice doing business with you. |
252 | 00:14:46,880 | 00:14:49,884 | - Yes, sir. Come on. - Goodbye. | - Yes, sir. Come on. - Goodbye. |
253 | 00:14:50,040 | 00:14:52,008 | I love geriatric humor. | I love geriatric humor. |
254 | 00:14:52,200 | 00:14:56,603 | Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio. | Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio. |
255 | 00:14:58,360 | 00:14:59,885 | - Yeah, I can smell it. [sniffing] | - Yeah, I can smell it. [sniffing] |
256 | 00:15:00,080 | 00:15:03,687 | And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is. | And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is. |
257 | 00:15:03,880 | 00:15:07,168 | In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground | In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground |
258 | 00:15:07,320 | 00:15:10,563 | and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets | and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets |
259 | 00:15:10,760 | 00:15:14,446 | They think they're so funny. | They think they're so funny. |
260 | 00:15:14,640 | 00:15:18,645 | Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them. | Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them. |
261 | 00:15:18,800 | 00:15:21,326 | - Maniacal laugh. [laughs] | - Maniacal laugh. [laughs] |
262 | 00:15:21,520 | 00:15:23,170 | Maniacal laugh. | Maniacal laugh. |
263 | 00:15:24,240 | 00:15:27,323 | Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. | Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. |
264 | 00:15:28,760 | 00:15:30,967 | [gasps] - Maniacal laugh. | [gasps] - Maniacal laugh. |
265 | 00:15:33,520 | 00:15:35,284 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
266 | 00:15:35,440 | 00:15:37,204 | [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter? | [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter? |
267 | 00:15:37,360 | 00:15:38,600 | [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter! | [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter! |
268 | 00:15:40,600 | 00:15:42,284 | [screaming continues] | [screaming continues] |
269 | 00:15:46,120 | 00:15:48,248 | [screaming continues] | [screaming continues] |
270 | 00:15:53,920 | 00:15:56,685 | Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said, | Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said, |
271 | 00:15:56,840 | 00:15:59,127 | [mocking] "There's oil under this studio, see. | [mocking] "There's oil under this studio, see. |
272 | 00:15:59,280 | 00:16:01,567 | I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see. | I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see. |
273 | 00:16:01,720 | 00:16:05,008 | - Sweet, sweet oil, see!" - People still talk like that? | - Sweet, sweet oil, see!" - People still talk like that? |
274 | 00:16:05,160 | 00:16:06,889 | Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head. | Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head. |
275 | 00:16:07,040 | 00:16:10,601 | Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do. | Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do. |
276 | 00:16:10,760 | 00:16:13,001 | How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years. | How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years. |
277 | 00:16:13,200 | 00:16:17,000 | [Walter gasps] Stop the car! I've got an idea! | [Walter gasps] Stop the car! I've got an idea! |
278 | 00:16:17,200 | 00:16:20,170 | [all] Mmm. | [all] Mmm. |
279 | 00:16:20,320 | 00:16:21,765 | These are delicious! | These are delicious! |
280 | 00:16:21,920 | 00:16:23,729 | - Great idea, Walter. - Mm-hmm. | - Great idea, Walter. - Mm-hmm. |
281 | 00:16:31,680 | 00:16:33,284 | [Gary] We've been doing this for a long time. | [Gary] We've been doing this for a long time. |
282 | 00:16:33,440 | 00:16:34,771 | I think maybe we should call it a night. | I think maybe we should call it a night. |
283 | 00:16:34,920 | 00:16:37,207 | [Mary] Guys! - We can't give up, Gary. | [Mary] Guys! - We can't give up, Gary. |
284 | 00:16:37,360 | 00:16:40,170 | But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel. | But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel. |
285 | 00:16:40,320 | 00:16:42,129 | - Guys! - It... | - Guys! - It... |
286 | 00:16:42,280 | 00:16:43,486 | - What? - What? | - What? - What? |
287 | 00:16:43,640 | 00:16:48,362 | - Maybe he lives there. - Oh. That's it. | - Maybe he lives there. - Oh. That's it. |
288 | 00:16:50,120 | 00:16:51,360 | So, what do we do now? | So, what do we do now? |
289 | 00:16:55,720 | 00:16:59,611 | I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty. | I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty. |
290 | 00:16:59,760 | 00:17:01,524 | - Gary, throw me over. - What? | - Gary, throw me over. - What? |
291 | 00:17:01,680 | 00:17:05,002 | - Gary, just throw me over already! - OK. | - Gary, just throw me over already! - OK. |
292 | 00:17:05,160 | 00:17:08,687 | - OK, here we go. OK... - One, two, three. | - OK, here we go. OK... - One, two, three. |
293 | 00:17:08,880 | 00:17:09,881 | [Cracking] [grunts] | [Cracking] [grunts] |
294 | 00:17:10,040 | 00:17:11,451 | - That's good. - Sorry. | - That's good. - Sorry. |
295 | 00:17:11,600 | 00:17:12,931 | - No, it's good. - Guys? | - No, it's good. - Guys? |
296 | 00:17:13,080 | 00:17:15,128 | I think that's an electric fence. | I think that's an electric fence. |
297 | 00:17:15,280 | 00:17:16,611 | Mary, it's Kermit the Frog. | Mary, it's Kermit the Frog. |
298 | 00:17:16,800 | 00:17:20,486 | - OK, buddy, head down. [both] One, two, three! | - OK, buddy, head down. [both] One, two, three! |
299 | 00:17:21,360 | 00:17:22,964 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
300 | 00:17:27,600 | 00:17:29,728 | - It's an electric fence. - Yep. | - It's an electric fence. - Yep. |
301 | 00:17:30,800 | 00:17:35,681 | Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me? | Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me? |
302 | 00:17:35,840 | 00:17:38,446 | [raspy] Throw me again. - No, I don't... | [raspy] Throw me again. - No, I don't... |
303 | 00:17:38,600 | 00:17:40,568 | I don't think that's a good idea. | I don't think that's a good idea. |
304 | 00:17:40,720 | 00:17:43,166 | - What kind of throw was that? - I think there's somebody coming. | - What kind of throw was that? - I think there's somebody coming. |
305 | 00:17:43,320 | 00:17:44,765 | [man] Excuse me... | [man] Excuse me... |
306 | 00:17:45,760 | 00:17:48,047 | [choir vocalizing] | [choir vocalizing] |
307 | 00:17:52,320 | 00:17:55,164 | You OK? That was quite a tumble. | You OK? That was quite a tumble. |
308 | 00:17:57,680 | 00:18:00,160 | Oh. Look, look. I think... | Oh. Look, look. I think... |
309 | 00:18:00,320 | 00:18:02,288 | Hey. Hey, Walter? | Hey. Hey, Walter? |
310 | 00:18:02,440 | 00:18:05,444 | - Walter, you all right, buddy? - Where am I? | - Walter, you all right, buddy? - Where am I? |
311 | 00:18:05,640 | 00:18:10,282 | OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house. | OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house. |
312 | 00:18:10,480 | 00:18:13,723 | - Oh, jeez. Walter. - No, no, no, no, no. You OK? | - Oh, jeez. Walter. - No, no, no, no, no. You OK? |
313 | 00:18:14,320 | 00:18:18,370 | This... This is Kermit's house? | This... This is Kermit's house? |
314 | 00:18:19,200 | 00:18:21,009 | - Anyhow, how can I help you guys? [gasps] | - Anyhow, how can I help you guys? [gasps] |
315 | 00:18:21,200 | 00:18:23,931 | Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir, | Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir, |
316 | 00:18:24,120 | 00:18:26,248 | but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you. | but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you. |
317 | 00:18:26,400 | 00:18:30,166 | - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Not now, 80's Robot. | - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Not now, 80's Robot. |
318 | 00:18:30,320 | 00:18:32,846 | Might I offer you a drink? Tab? | Might I offer you a drink? Tab? |
319 | 00:18:33,000 | 00:18:34,240 | [Kermit] Good grief. - New Coke? | [Kermit] Good grief. - New Coke? |
320 | 00:18:34,400 | 00:18:36,687 | Listen. Not right now, 80's Robot, please! | Listen. Not right now, 80's Robot, please! |
321 | 00:18:36,880 | 00:18:38,450 | Bummer. | Bummer. |
322 | 00:18:38,600 | 00:18:39,931 | [Kermit] Watch out for the... - Gag me with a spoon. | [Kermit] Watch out for the... - Gag me with a spoon. |
323 | 00:18:40,080 | 00:18:41,969 | [Kermit] Yeah, head for the door. - Grody to the max. | [Kermit] Yeah, head for the door. - Grody to the max. |
324 | 00:18:42,120 | 00:18:44,771 | [banging] - Ow. | [banging] - Ow. |
325 | 00:18:45,200 | 00:18:46,565 | Ow. | Ow. |
326 | 00:18:46,720 | 00:18:48,643 | - I'm really sorry about that... [crashing] | - I'm really sorry about that... [crashing] |
327 | 00:18:49,640 | 00:18:51,961 | ...Walter. What were you saying? | ...Walter. What were you saying? |
328 | 00:18:52,120 | 00:18:55,681 | - Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... - Yes, yes, yes. | - Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... - Yes, yes, yes. |
329 | 00:18:55,840 | 00:18:57,763 | Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist. | Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist. |
330 | 00:18:57,920 | 00:19:00,241 | You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater | You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater |
331 | 00:19:00,400 | 00:19:02,368 | and turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great? | and turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great? |
332 | 00:19:02,520 | 00:19:05,729 | - No! I mean... - What Walter's trying to tell you | - No! I mean... - What Walter's trying to tell you |
333 | 00:19:05,880 | 00:19:09,646 | is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil. | is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil. |
334 | 00:19:09,800 | 00:19:11,768 | - What? - The only way to save the studio | - What? - The only way to save the studio |
335 | 00:19:11,960 | 00:19:14,201 | is to raise ten million dollars. | is to raise ten million dollars. |
336 | 00:19:14,360 | 00:19:17,409 | Ten million dollars? That's impossible. | Ten million dollars? That's impossible. |
337 | 00:19:17,560 | 00:19:18,846 | - But... - The only way to raise | - But... - The only way to raise |
338 | 00:19:19,000 | 00:19:20,365 | that kind of money would be to... | that kind of money would be to... |
339 | 00:19:22,120 | 00:19:25,203 | ...would be to put on a show. | ...would be to put on a show. |
340 | 00:19:25,360 | 00:19:30,526 | And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time. | And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time. |
341 | 00:19:34,160 | 00:19:36,367 | I guess people soft of forgot about us. | I guess people soft of forgot about us. |
342 | 00:19:36,520 | 00:19:37,646 | Hm? | Hm? |
343 | 00:19:44,960 | 00:19:48,123 | ♪ Is there more I could've said? | ♪ Is there more I could've said? |
344 | 00:19:50,520 | 00:19:54,206 | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head |
345 | 00:19:56,920 | 00:20:00,367 | ♪ That's why my green is feeling gray | ♪ That's why my green is feeling gray |
346 | 00:20:02,600 | 00:20:06,127 | ♪ Sometimes even frogs have rainy days | ♪ Sometimes even frogs have rainy days |
347 | 00:20:08,640 | 00:20:13,089 | ♪ Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out? | ♪ Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out? |
348 | 00:20:14,640 | 00:20:19,771 | ♪ Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without? | ♪ Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without? |
349 | 00:20:22,480 | 00:20:25,848 | ♪ If we could do it all again | ♪ If we could do it all again |
350 | 00:20:28,440 | 00:20:32,081 | ♪ Just another chance to entertain | ♪ Just another chance to entertain |
351 | 00:20:34,440 | 00:20:38,411 | ♪ Would anybody watch or even care? | ♪ Would anybody watch or even care? |
352 | 00:20:40,600 | 00:20:44,241 | ♪ Or did something break we can't repair? | ♪ Or did something break we can't repair? |
353 | 00:20:46,560 | 00:20:51,407 | ♪ Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope | ♪ Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope |
354 | 00:20:52,600 | 00:20:57,401 | ♪ They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes | ♪ They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes |
355 | 00:21:00,760 | 00:21:04,048 | ♪ Is there more I could've said? | ♪ Is there more I could've said? |
356 | 00:21:06,400 | 00:21:10,450 | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head |
357 | 00:21:12,760 | 00:21:17,687 | I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka! | I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka! |
358 | 00:21:18,720 | 00:21:21,929 | Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again! | Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again! |
359 | 00:21:22,840 | 00:21:25,889 | [mumbling gibberish] | [mumbling gibberish] |
360 | 00:21:26,040 | 00:21:26,882 | Muah! | Muah! |
361 | 00:21:27,680 | 00:21:32,720 | This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down. | This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down. |
362 | 00:21:32,880 | 00:21:36,327 | - For sure. - One, two, and a half... | - For sure. - One, two, and a half... |
363 | 00:21:37,120 | 00:21:40,010 | [all] ♪ Can we do it all again? | [all] ♪ Can we do it all again? |
364 | 00:21:42,840 | 00:21:46,083 | ♪ Make 'em laugh like we did then | ♪ Make 'em laugh like we did then |
365 | 00:21:54,240 | 00:21:57,801 | ♪ We can harmonize for one more song | ♪ We can harmonize for one more song |
366 | 00:22:00,280 | 00:22:03,727 | ♪ But I'm standing here instead | ♪ But I'm standing here instead |
367 | 00:22:06,040 | 00:22:11,365 | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪ | ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪ |
368 | 00:22:11,520 | 00:22:14,922 | Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon. | Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon. |
369 | 00:22:15,080 | 00:22:15,808 | Mmm... | Mmm... |
370 | 00:22:15,960 | 00:22:18,531 | This is going to be a really short movie | This is going to be a really short movie |
371 | 00:22:18,680 | 00:22:22,685 | But, Kermit, you have to try. | But, Kermit, you have to try. |
372 | 00:22:22,840 | 00:22:26,128 | I... The Muppets are amazing. | I... The Muppets are amazing. |
373 | 00:22:26,320 | 00:22:29,847 | You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given. | You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given. |
374 | 00:22:30,000 | 00:22:32,571 | - Children? - No, the other gift. | - Children? - No, the other gift. |
375 | 00:22:32,720 | 00:22:34,768 | - Ice cream? - No, no. After that. | - Ice cream? - No, no. After that. |
376 | 00:22:35,560 | 00:22:37,403 | - Laughter? - Yes! | - Laughter? - Yes! |
377 | 00:22:37,560 | 00:22:40,211 | The third greatest gift ever! | The third greatest gift ever! |
378 | 00:22:40,360 | 00:22:43,762 | Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten. | Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten. |
379 | 00:22:43,960 | 00:22:46,361 | All you need to do is show 'em again! | All you need to do is show 'em again! |
380 | 00:22:46,520 | 00:22:47,931 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
381 | 00:22:49,880 | 00:22:52,850 | I don't think so, guys. [sighs] | I don't think so, guys. [sighs] |
382 | 00:22:54,320 | 00:22:56,607 | Don't you see, Kermit? | Don't you see, Kermit? |
383 | 00:22:56,760 | 00:22:59,286 | It's time to play the music. | It's time to play the music. |
384 | 00:22:59,480 | 00:23:01,562 | ♪ It's time to light the lights | ♪ It's time to light the lights |
385 | 00:23:01,720 | 00:23:04,405 | ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets... ♪ | ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets... ♪ |
386 | 00:23:07,000 | 00:23:08,365 | [Playing piano] | [Playing piano] |
387 | 00:23:11,600 | 00:23:13,523 | Please, Kermit. | Please, Kermit. |
388 | 00:23:16,080 | 00:23:17,923 | You're my hero. | You're my hero. |
389 | 00:23:20,960 | 00:23:22,803 | You're on my watch. | You're on my watch. |
390 | 00:23:24,960 | 00:23:29,204 | Well, I... I guess... | Well, I... I guess... |
391 | 00:23:30,880 | 00:23:32,166 | ...we could try. | ...we could try. |
392 | 00:23:32,320 | 00:23:34,243 | - We? - Well, yeah, listen. | - We? - Well, yeah, listen. |
393 | 00:23:34,400 | 00:23:36,607 | If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support. | If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support. |
394 | 00:23:36,760 | 00:23:40,685 | Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support. | Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support. |
395 | 00:23:40,840 | 00:23:42,729 | - Yeah! - Good. I guess if we're gonna go, | - Yeah! - Good. I guess if we're gonna go, |
396 | 00:23:42,880 | 00:23:44,803 | we better get going. We got a lot of people to find. | we better get going. We got a lot of people to find. |
397 | 00:23:44,960 | 00:23:48,009 | Oh, great! But wait, how do we find 'em? | Oh, great! But wait, how do we find 'em? |
398 | 00:23:48,160 | 00:23:50,322 | Didn't you see our first movie? | Didn't you see our first movie? |
399 | 00:23:51,040 | 00:23:52,804 | We drive. | We drive. |
400 | 00:23:52,960 | 00:23:56,442 | [♪ Gary Numan: "Cars"] | [♪ Gary Numan: "Cars"] |
401 | 00:24:06,280 | 00:24:09,568 | - So where do we go first? - I shall take the liberty | - So where do we go first? - I shall take the liberty |
402 | 00:24:09,760 | 00:24:12,047 | of using my modem to locate the Muppets. | of using my modem to locate the Muppets. |
403 | 00:24:12,200 | 00:24:13,725 | - OK. - Great | - OK. - Great |
404 | 00:24:14,280 | 00:24:16,282 | - Oh, stop it! [loud beeping, static] | - Oh, stop it! [loud beeping, static] |
405 | 00:24:16,440 | 00:24:19,011 | In the name of all that's sacred, let it end! | In the name of all that's sacred, let it end! |
406 | 00:24:19,160 | 00:24:23,449 | R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno." | R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno." |
407 | 00:24:24,480 | 00:24:28,121 | You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here. | You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here. |
408 | 00:24:34,000 | 00:24:36,480 | [Kermit] Well, I guess this is the place. | [Kermit] Well, I guess this is the place. |
409 | 00:24:36,640 | 00:24:41,521 | [man] Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino! | [man] Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino! |
410 | 00:24:43,360 | 00:24:46,648 | ♪ Why are there such great deals | ♪ Why are there such great deals |
411 | 00:24:46,800 | 00:24:49,849 | ♪ On our hotel rooms? | ♪ On our hotel rooms? |
412 | 00:24:50,000 | 00:24:53,083 | ♪ Free parking for cars | ♪ Free parking for cars |
413 | 00:24:53,240 | 00:24:57,723 | - ♪ Not RVs - ♪ Not RVs | - ♪ Not RVs - ♪ Not RVs |
414 | 00:24:57,880 | 00:25:01,601 | ♪ Our wedding chapel is 24 hours | ♪ Our wedding chapel is 24 hours |
415 | 00:25:01,760 | 00:25:05,207 | - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed | - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed |
416 | 00:25:05,360 | 00:25:08,364 | ♪ We're glad you found it | ♪ We're glad you found it |
417 | 00:25:08,520 | 00:25:11,967 | ♪ Pechoolo Casino | ♪ Pechoolo Casino |
418 | 00:25:12,120 | 00:25:18,321 | ♪ The owners, the Moopets and me ♪ | ♪ The owners, the Moopets and me ♪ |
419 | 00:25:18,480 | 00:25:19,481 | Cha-cha-cha! | Cha-cha-cha! |
420 | 00:25:20,760 | 00:25:23,604 | Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes. | Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes. |
421 | 00:25:23,760 | 00:25:24,761 | [few claps] - Hmm. | [few claps] - Hmm. |
422 | 00:25:28,600 | 00:25:31,171 | - Hi-ho, Fozzie. - Hi-ho, Kermit. | - Hi-ho, Fozzie. - Hi-ho, Kermit. |
423 | 00:25:31,320 | 00:25:34,130 | Kermit? [stammers] What are you doing here? | Kermit? [stammers] What are you doing here? |
424 | 00:25:34,280 | 00:25:37,568 | Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show. | Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show. |
425 | 00:25:37,760 | 00:25:40,809 | It was... very informative. | It was... very informative. |
426 | 00:25:40,960 | 00:25:42,644 | I do my best to keep it fresh each night. | I do my best to keep it fresh each night. |
427 | 00:25:42,800 | 00:25:44,564 | - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way. | - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way. |
428 | 00:25:44,720 | 00:25:47,564 | Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary. | Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary. |
429 | 00:25:47,720 | 00:25:50,849 | And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend. | And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend. |
430 | 00:25:51,000 | 00:25:53,844 | - Yeah. - So I said, "What are you looking at?" | - Yeah. - So I said, "What are you looking at?" |
431 | 00:25:54,000 | 00:25:57,322 | So I punched him in the face! I mean... | So I punched him in the face! I mean... |
432 | 00:25:57,480 | 00:26:00,245 | - Let's talk in my dressing room. - Sure. | - Let's talk in my dressing room. - Sure. |
433 | 00:26:00,400 | 00:26:03,563 | - OK. - Here we are. | - OK. - Here we are. |
434 | 00:26:04,840 | 00:26:06,046 | Make yourselves at home. | Make yourselves at home. |
435 | 00:26:07,480 | 00:26:08,641 | - Wow. [distant sirens blaring] | - Wow. [distant sirens blaring] |
436 | 00:26:09,280 | 00:26:11,726 | This is not quite what I expected, | This is not quite what I expected, |
437 | 00:26:11,920 | 00:26:15,527 | - based on your Christmas cards. - Oh, yeah. About that... | - based on your Christmas cards. - Oh, yeah. About that... |
438 | 00:26:15,680 | 00:26:18,684 | Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy. | Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy. |
439 | 00:26:18,840 | 00:26:20,808 | Maybe we should give them some space. | Maybe we should give them some space. |
440 | 00:26:20,960 | 00:26:22,849 | I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK. | I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK. |
441 | 00:26:23,000 | 00:26:25,162 | [Fozzie] Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling. | [Fozzie] Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling. |
442 | 00:26:25,320 | 00:26:28,881 | Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio. | Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio. |
443 | 00:26:29,040 | 00:26:31,486 | - What? Oh, no! [sirens blaring] | - What? Oh, no! [sirens blaring] |
444 | 00:26:31,640 | 00:26:34,530 | - I mean, that's a shame. [gunshots] | - I mean, that's a shame. [gunshots] |
445 | 00:26:34,680 | 00:26:37,365 | [policeman] Step out of the vehicle! | [policeman] Step out of the vehicle! |
446 | 00:26:37,520 | 00:26:39,329 | Hey, Fozzie... | Hey, Fozzie... |
447 | 00:26:40,320 | 00:26:42,766 | I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more. | I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more. |
448 | 00:26:42,920 | 00:26:47,084 | It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream! | It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream! |
449 | 00:26:47,240 | 00:26:48,366 | [thunder claps] - Uh-oh. | [thunder claps] - Uh-oh. |
450 | 00:26:48,520 | 00:26:51,251 | Oh, no! Not this again! | Oh, no! Not this again! |
451 | 00:26:51,400 | 00:26:54,051 | - Quick, save the cushions! - The cushions? | - Quick, save the cushions! - The cushions? |
452 | 00:26:58,320 | 00:26:59,890 | I'm sorry, Fozzie. | I'm sorry, Fozzie. |
453 | 00:27:00,040 | 00:27:02,168 | If I'd known you were here in this place... | If I'd known you were here in this place... |
454 | 00:27:02,320 | 00:27:05,369 | That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault. | That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault. |
455 | 00:27:05,560 | 00:27:09,042 | - We had a good run. - Yeah. | - We had a good run. - Yeah. |
456 | 00:27:09,200 | 00:27:11,248 | Yeah, it's just that... | Yeah, it's just that... |
457 | 00:27:11,440 | 00:27:16,287 | Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I... | Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I... |
458 | 00:27:16,440 | 00:27:19,125 | I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back | I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back |
459 | 00:27:19,320 | 00:27:22,529 | if we all got together and put on one last show. | if we all got together and put on one last show. |
460 | 00:27:22,680 | 00:27:26,401 | A show? But I've spent years building a solo career. | A show? But I've spent years building a solo career. |
461 | 00:27:26,560 | 00:27:29,803 | I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me. | I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me. |
462 | 00:27:30,000 | 00:27:33,721 | Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? | Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? |
463 | 00:27:33,920 | 00:27:36,082 | Next show starts in 30 seconds. | Next show starts in 30 seconds. |
464 | 00:27:36,240 | 00:27:42,122 | We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now! | We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now! |
465 | 00:27:42,280 | 00:27:43,884 | [door slams] [shuddering] | [door slams] [shuddering] |
466 | 00:27:44,040 | 00:27:46,691 | - They terrify me. Let's go. - Let's go. | - They terrify me. Let's go. - Let's go. |
467 | 00:27:49,040 | 00:27:51,850 | - Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. [Fozzie] Oh, thanks. | - Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. [Fozzie] Oh, thanks. |
468 | 00:27:53,080 | 00:27:55,367 | Wow! Gonzo's doing really well! | Wow! Gonzo's doing really well! |
469 | 00:27:55,520 | 00:27:56,601 | According to 80's Robot, | According to 80's Robot, |
470 | 00:27:56,760 | 00:27:59,206 | he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt. | he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt. |
471 | 00:27:59,400 | 00:28:03,371 | You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing. | You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing. |
472 | 00:28:03,520 | 00:28:06,444 | [man] Right away, sir. - And, you, send the 28,000 tons | [man] Right away, sir. - And, you, send the 28,000 tons |
473 | 00:28:06,600 | 00:28:08,250 | of Silly Putty back to Beijing. | of Silly Putty back to Beijing. |
474 | 00:28:08,400 | 00:28:09,925 | [man 2] You bet. - Oh, and you? | [man 2] You bet. - Oh, and you? |
475 | 00:28:10,120 | 00:28:12,441 | A memo to the waterless toilet department. | A memo to the waterless toilet department. |
476 | 00:28:12,600 | 00:28:15,206 | I don't care about the mess, just keep trying. | I don't care about the mess, just keep trying. |
477 | 00:28:15,360 | 00:28:19,649 | - Hi, Gonzo. - Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise. | - Hi, Gonzo. - Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise. |
478 | 00:28:19,840 | 00:28:23,049 | - We need to speak to you. - All right. Have a seat. | - We need to speak to you. - All right. Have a seat. |
479 | 00:28:24,240 | 00:28:26,163 | Ah. Thank you! | Ah. Thank you! |
480 | 00:28:26,320 | 00:28:30,769 | - I think I'll stand. - No, really, you should try one! Comfy. | - I think I'll stand. - No, really, you should try one! Comfy. |
481 | 00:28:30,920 | 00:28:32,365 | It's our executive line of used toilets. | It's our executive line of used toilets. |
482 | 00:28:33,440 | 00:28:36,523 | Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go. | Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go. |
483 | 00:28:37,280 | 00:28:40,170 | Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but... | Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but... |
484 | 00:28:40,360 | 00:28:41,964 | Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron. | Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron. |
485 | 00:28:42,120 | 00:28:44,521 | Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK? | Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK? |
486 | 00:28:44,680 | 00:28:46,682 | [clears throat] Gonzo, it would appear... | [clears throat] Gonzo, it would appear... |
487 | 00:28:46,840 | 00:28:48,365 | Remember, evil oil baron. | Remember, evil oil baron. |
488 | 00:28:48,520 | 00:28:51,046 | Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please! | Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please! |
489 | 00:28:51,200 | 00:28:53,248 | - As I was trying to say... - Evil oil baron. | - As I was trying to say... - Evil oil baron. |
490 | 00:28:53,400 | 00:28:56,529 | [buzzer sounds] - OK, time's up. Thank you, guys. | [buzzer sounds] - OK, time's up. Thank you, guys. |
491 | 00:28:56,680 | 00:29:01,481 | Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again. | Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again. |
492 | 00:29:01,640 | 00:29:05,440 | - We really need you. - My answer is no. Good day! | - We really need you. - My answer is no. Good day! |
493 | 00:29:07,480 | 00:29:09,687 | Come on, guys. We should go. | Come on, guys. We should go. |
494 | 00:29:13,480 | 00:29:17,804 | I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet | I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet |
495 | 00:29:17,960 | 00:29:20,645 | while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and... | while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and... |
496 | 00:29:20,800 | 00:29:24,247 | ...it made me feel like I could do anything. | ...it made me feel like I could do anything. |
497 | 00:29:24,400 | 00:29:27,404 | Thank you. Yeah. | Thank you. Yeah. |
498 | 00:29:29,040 | 00:29:31,202 | [clucking] | [clucking] |
499 | 00:29:38,800 | 00:29:42,521 | - Good try, Walter. [Gonzo] Hey, guys, up here! | - Good try, Walter. [Gonzo] Hey, guys, up here! |
500 | 00:29:42,680 | 00:29:44,569 | - Ya-haa! - Huh? | - Ya-haa! - Huh? |
501 | 00:29:44,760 | 00:29:48,526 | I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years! | I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years! |
502 | 00:29:48,720 | 00:29:50,085 | Look out below! | Look out below! |
503 | 00:29:50,240 | 00:29:51,890 | [yelling] [Clucking] | [yelling] [Clucking] |
504 | 00:29:52,040 | 00:29:54,805 | Whoa, where you going? You threw me off-balance! | Whoa, where you going? You threw me off-balance! |
505 | 00:29:54,960 | 00:29:58,328 | I can't see! Apollo 13! | I can't see! Apollo 13! |
506 | 00:29:58,520 | 00:29:59,931 | [Clucking] [grunts] | [Clucking] [grunts] |
507 | 00:30:01,960 | 00:30:05,169 | Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back. | Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back. |
508 | 00:30:05,360 | 00:30:08,728 | I pledge never to hold a plunger again! | I pledge never to hold a plunger again! |
509 | 00:30:10,040 | 00:30:11,041 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
510 | 00:30:11,240 | 00:30:15,723 | Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run! | Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run! |
511 | 00:30:15,880 | 00:30:20,010 | - Run, guys! - Run! | - Run, guys! - Run! |
512 | 00:30:20,160 | 00:30:21,491 | Oh, my gosh, run everybody! | Oh, my gosh, run everybody! |
513 | 00:30:21,640 | 00:30:24,530 | It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one! | It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one! |
514 | 00:30:29,840 | 00:30:31,649 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
515 | 00:30:34,720 | 00:30:37,929 | Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion! | Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion! |
516 | 00:30:38,080 | 00:30:40,526 | I can't believe we had that in the budget. | I can't believe we had that in the budget. |
517 | 00:30:42,720 | 00:30:45,451 | [woman] So maybe if you look inside yourself, | [woman] So maybe if you look inside yourself, |
518 | 00:30:45,600 | 00:30:49,650 | the person you should be most angry at is you. | the person you should be most angry at is you. |
519 | 00:30:49,800 | 00:30:50,847 | Is you. | Is you. |
520 | 00:30:51,000 | 00:30:54,686 | How have you been feeling? Any more control issues? | How have you been feeling? Any more control issues? |
521 | 00:30:55,840 | 00:30:58,446 | In control. | In control. |
522 | 00:30:58,600 | 00:31:00,602 | - Good. [Kermit whispering] Psst. Animal! | - Good. [Kermit whispering] Psst. Animal! |
523 | 00:31:00,760 | 00:31:03,923 | [woman] Excellent. - It's me, Kermit. | [woman] Excellent. - It's me, Kermit. |
524 | 00:31:04,080 | 00:31:08,290 | Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog! | Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog! |
525 | 00:31:08,440 | 00:31:11,489 | Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second. | Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second. |
526 | 00:31:11,680 | 00:31:15,605 | We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again. | We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again. |
527 | 00:31:15,760 | 00:31:17,330 | - Animal drum? - Yes! | - Animal drum? - Yes! |
528 | 00:31:17,520 | 00:31:19,488 | - Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum! | - Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum! |
529 | 00:31:19,640 | 00:31:21,802 | - Drum, drum, drum! - OK, OK. | - Drum, drum, drum! - OK, OK. |
530 | 00:31:22,480 | 00:31:25,051 | - In control. - Good. | - In control. - Good. |
531 | 00:31:25,200 | 00:31:27,487 | I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor | I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor |
532 | 00:31:27,640 | 00:31:30,803 | We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word. | We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word. |
533 | 00:31:30,960 | 00:31:33,008 | - It's his trigger word. - His trigger word? | - It's his trigger word. - His trigger word? |
534 | 00:31:33,200 | 00:31:35,521 | Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, | Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, |
535 | 00:31:35,680 | 00:31:37,762 | but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer... | but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer... |
536 | 00:31:38,560 | 00:31:39,721 | Gary! | Gary! |
537 | 00:31:39,880 | 00:31:41,530 | It's my trigger word, too. | It's my trigger word, too. |
538 | 00:31:41,680 | 00:31:45,446 | Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday. | Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday. |
539 | 00:31:45,600 | 00:31:47,841 | Tuesday's another one of my trigger words! | Tuesday's another one of my trigger words! |
540 | 00:31:48,560 | 00:31:50,085 | Oh, I don't think so! | Oh, I don't think so! |
541 | 00:31:51,880 | 00:31:53,166 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
542 | 00:31:53,320 | 00:31:55,084 | - Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye! | - Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye! |
543 | 00:31:55,240 | 00:31:58,323 | - Animal, heel. - Go, Animal! Be free, man! | - Animal, heel. - Go, Animal! Be free, man! |
544 | 00:31:58,520 | 00:32:02,161 | But remember! No drumming! | But remember! No drumming! |
545 | 00:32:02,320 | 00:32:06,086 | Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up | Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up |
546 | 00:32:06,240 | 00:32:08,402 | the rest of the Muppets using a montage? | the rest of the Muppets using a montage? |
547 | 00:32:08,560 | 00:32:10,688 | [Kermit] Great idea, 80's Robot. | [Kermit] Great idea, 80's Robot. |
548 | 00:32:10,840 | 00:32:12,330 | [♪ AC/DC: "Back in Black"] | [♪ AC/DC: "Back in Black"] |
549 | 00:32:12,480 | 00:32:15,404 | We greatly appreciate your financial support. | We greatly appreciate your financial support. |
550 | 00:32:15,800 | 00:32:18,610 | [80's Robot] Eighty-seven point three miles to go. Eighty-seven point two... | [80's Robot] Eighty-seven point three miles to go. Eighty-seven point two... |
551 | 00:32:18,760 | 00:32:20,489 | [Kermit] 80's Robot, do you have to do that? | [Kermit] 80's Robot, do you have to do that? |
552 | 00:32:20,640 | 00:32:22,324 | ...the secrets of the universe... | ...the secrets of the universe... |
553 | 00:32:23,160 | 00:32:25,970 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
554 | 00:32:28,600 | 00:32:29,886 | I guess we're in. | I guess we're in. |
555 | 00:32:31,280 | 00:32:35,683 | Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks." | Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks." |
556 | 00:32:36,360 | 00:32:37,202 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
557 | 00:32:39,040 | 00:32:41,691 | Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference. | Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference. |
558 | 00:32:42,600 | 00:32:45,126 | Three, two, one. | Three, two, one. |
559 | 00:32:45,280 | 00:32:46,691 | [cackles] | [cackles] |
560 | 00:32:46,960 | 00:32:49,725 | Think we should've rented a bigger car? | Think we should've rented a bigger car? |
561 | 00:32:49,880 | 00:32:54,408 | Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! | Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! |
562 | 00:32:54,560 | 00:32:58,884 | I wanna go with you! Oh, not again. | I wanna go with you! Oh, not again. |
563 | 00:32:59,080 | 00:33:02,163 | Wow. I can't believe we're all back together. | Wow. I can't believe we're all back together. |
564 | 00:33:02,320 | 00:33:03,890 | Even all you guys who weren't in the montage! | Even all you guys who weren't in the montage! |
565 | 00:33:04,080 | 00:33:07,243 | Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage? | Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage? |
566 | 00:33:07,400 | 00:33:09,402 | I thought my story was pretty interesting. | I thought my story was pretty interesting. |
567 | 00:33:09,560 | 00:33:13,281 | [snoring] - Rowlf? Wanna get back together? | [snoring] - Rowlf? Wanna get back together? |
568 | 00:33:13,440 | 00:33:14,566 | - OK. - Good. | - OK. - Good. |
569 | 00:33:14,760 | 00:33:16,683 | [chuckles] Classic. | [chuckles] Classic. |
570 | 00:33:16,840 | 00:33:18,604 | Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, | Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, |
571 | 00:33:18,760 | 00:33:20,922 | so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars. | so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars. |
572 | 00:33:21,080 | 00:33:22,809 | - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here. | - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here. |
573 | 00:33:22,960 | 00:33:24,200 | - Where's...? - All good! | - Where's...? - All good! |
574 | 00:33:24,360 | 00:33:25,646 | - Miss... - All done here! | - Miss... - All done here! |
575 | 00:33:25,800 | 00:33:27,245 | - Piggy? ' [sighs] | - Piggy? ' [sighs] |
576 | 00:33:27,440 | 00:33:30,125 | Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right? | Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right? |
577 | 00:33:30,320 | 00:33:32,482 | OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy! | OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy! |
578 | 00:33:32,640 | 00:33:33,801 | [phone dialing] [all exclaiming] | [phone dialing] [all exclaiming] |
579 | 00:33:33,960 | 00:33:37,487 | My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France. | My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France. |
580 | 00:33:37,640 | 00:33:39,324 | Oh! Well, then we drive to France. | Oh! Well, then we drive to France. |
581 | 00:33:39,480 | 00:33:43,405 | - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far. | - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far. |
582 | 00:33:43,560 | 00:33:45,324 | Then maybe we should travel by map! | Then maybe we should travel by map! |
583 | 00:33:45,480 | 00:33:47,721 | - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah! | - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah! |
584 | 00:34:00,240 | 00:34:03,289 | [exclaiming] | [exclaiming] |
585 | 00:34:05,200 | 00:34:06,804 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
586 | 00:34:09,600 | 00:34:10,931 | To Paris! | To Paris! |
587 | 00:34:11,080 | 00:34:13,003 | [Animal] Paris! Paris! | [Animal] Paris! Paris! |
588 | 00:34:13,920 | 00:34:15,331 | [man speaking French] | [man speaking French] |
589 | 00:34:28,360 | 00:34:29,771 | [Walter] Look at these ceilings! | [Walter] Look at these ceilings! |
590 | 00:34:29,960 | 00:34:31,485 | [Fozzie] Yeah. They must be very tall here. | [Fozzie] Yeah. They must be very tall here. |
591 | 00:34:31,640 | 00:34:34,371 | [Kermit] Yeah, very nice. [keyboard clacking] | [Kermit] Yeah, very nice. [keyboard clacking] |
592 | 00:34:34,520 | 00:34:38,605 | Uh... Hi there. Excuse me. | Uh... Hi there. Excuse me. |
593 | 00:34:40,280 | 00:34:43,887 | Miss? Pardon me, ma'am? | Miss? Pardon me, ma'am? |
594 | 00:34:44,040 | 00:34:46,771 | Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. | Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. |
595 | 00:34:46,920 | 00:34:48,843 | Urgent! Urgent! | Urgent! Urgent! |
596 | 00:34:49,000 | 00:34:50,889 | - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes. | - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes. |
597 | 00:34:51,040 | 00:34:55,523 | Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in... | Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in... |
598 | 00:34:57,000 | 00:34:59,446 | - ...early September. - Early September? | - ...early September. - Early September? |
599 | 00:34:59,600 | 00:35:01,170 | That's like six months from now! | That's like six months from now! |
600 | 00:35:01,320 | 00:35:04,244 | That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September. | That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September. |
601 | 00:35:04,400 | 00:35:08,086 | She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy. | She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy. |
602 | 00:35:08,240 | 00:35:09,969 | You can't just pop in without an appointment. | You can't just pop in without an appointment. |
603 | 00:35:10,120 | 00:35:12,407 | - OK, then. - Thank you. | - OK, then. - Thank you. |
604 | 00:35:12,560 | 00:35:14,210 | [woman] All right. [Animal] Mean lady. | [woman] All right. [Animal] Mean lady. |
605 | 00:35:14,360 | 00:35:16,931 | - Close the door on your way out. [Kermit] Thanks a lot. | - Close the door on your way out. [Kermit] Thanks a lot. |
606 | 00:35:17,880 | 00:35:19,962 | - She wasn't very nice. [Kermit] Yeah. | - She wasn't very nice. [Kermit] Yeah. |
607 | 00:35:22,360 | 00:35:25,125 | Guys! Muppet Man! | Guys! Muppet Man! |
608 | 00:35:25,280 | 00:35:28,602 | - Yeah! - That could work! | - Yeah! - That could work! |
609 | 00:35:30,000 | 00:35:31,047 | [knocking on door] | [knocking on door] |
610 | 00:35:33,880 | 00:35:35,325 | Hello. | Hello. |
611 | 00:35:39,080 | 00:35:40,127 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
612 | 00:35:42,640 | 00:35:45,086 | I have an appointment. | I have an appointment. |
613 | 00:35:45,840 | 00:35:47,888 | Oh, OK. | Oh, OK. |
614 | 00:35:48,080 | 00:35:49,445 | Um... | Um... |
615 | 00:35:50,600 | 00:35:51,965 | Will you wait here a moment? | Will you wait here a moment? |
616 | 00:35:52,120 | 00:35:54,771 | [Miss Piggy] Decisions, decisions. | [Miss Piggy] Decisions, decisions. |
617 | 00:35:54,960 | 00:35:58,931 | - Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. [knocking] | - Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. [knocking] |
618 | 00:35:59,080 | 00:36:00,081 | [door opens] [laughing] | [door opens] [laughing] |
619 | 00:36:00,240 | 00:36:02,561 | [chomping] - Mademoiselle Cochonnet? | [chomping] - Mademoiselle Cochonnet? |
620 | 00:36:02,760 | 00:36:05,491 | - Can't you see I'm busy? [woman] Of course. | - Can't you see I'm busy? [woman] Of course. |
621 | 00:36:05,680 | 00:36:09,048 | There's a... man here to see you. | There's a... man here to see you. |
622 | 00:36:09,200 | 00:36:11,601 | He does have an appointment. | He does have an appointment. |
623 | 00:36:11,760 | 00:36:13,842 | An appointment? That's weird. | An appointment? That's weird. |
624 | 00:36:14,000 | 00:36:15,729 | Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in! | Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in! |
625 | 00:36:15,880 | 00:36:17,041 | Right away. Sorry. | Right away. Sorry. |
626 | 00:36:20,640 | 00:36:23,211 | - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot. | - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot. |
627 | 00:36:23,360 | 00:36:24,361 | Hello. | Hello. |
628 | 00:36:24,520 | 00:36:26,010 | - Whoa. [crashing] | - Whoa. [crashing] |
629 | 00:36:26,200 | 00:36:27,964 | - What the...? [Fozzie] Sorry. | - What the...? [Fozzie] Sorry. |
630 | 00:36:28,160 | 00:36:29,605 | That looked expensive. | That looked expensive. |
631 | 00:36:29,760 | 00:36:32,809 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
632 | 00:36:38,320 | 00:36:42,564 | - You look familiar. - So do you! | - You look familiar. - So do you! |
633 | 00:36:43,760 | 00:36:45,364 | Please, have a seat. | Please, have a seat. |
634 | 00:36:45,520 | 00:36:48,171 | Yes, we're going to have a seat now. | Yes, we're going to have a seat now. |
635 | 00:36:48,320 | 00:36:51,085 | - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa! | - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa! |
636 | 00:36:51,240 | 00:36:52,048 | Uh-oh. | Uh-oh. |
637 | 00:36:52,200 | 00:36:56,569 | Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down! | Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down! |
638 | 00:36:56,720 | 00:36:57,687 | What? | What? |
639 | 00:36:58,360 | 00:37:01,967 | - Ohh! [grunting] | - Ohh! [grunting] |
640 | 00:37:02,120 | 00:37:04,327 | I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man. | I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man. |
641 | 00:37:04,480 | 00:37:06,847 | [Marv] You guys OK? [Gary] Is anyone hurt? | [Marv] You guys OK? [Gary] Is anyone hurt? |
642 | 00:37:08,680 | 00:37:09,727 | Kermit? | Kermit? |
643 | 00:37:11,920 | 00:37:14,571 | - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie! | - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie! |
644 | 00:37:14,720 | 00:37:18,611 | Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! | Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! |
645 | 00:37:18,760 | 00:37:21,081 | Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm! | Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm! |
646 | 00:37:21,240 | 00:37:25,882 | Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! | Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! |
647 | 00:37:26,040 | 00:37:30,762 | I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once! | I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once! |
648 | 00:37:30,920 | 00:37:31,921 | [speaks French] | [speaks French] |
649 | 00:37:32,080 | 00:37:34,606 | - OK. - No, no, wait, wait! | - OK. - No, no, wait, wait! |
650 | 00:37:34,760 | 00:37:37,923 | Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger. | Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger. |
651 | 00:37:38,080 | 00:37:42,005 | In danger? Our studios? Kermit! | In danger? Our studios? Kermit! |
652 | 00:37:42,160 | 00:37:46,643 | It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again. | It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again. |
653 | 00:37:46,800 | 00:37:47,847 | We need you. | We need you. |
654 | 00:37:48,800 | 00:37:49,847 | Oh. | Oh. |
655 | 00:37:50,720 | 00:37:56,011 | Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog. | Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog. |
656 | 00:37:56,160 | 00:37:57,969 | [speaks French] | [speaks French] |
657 | 00:37:59,480 | 00:38:01,209 | Alone. | Alone. |
658 | 00:38:03,320 | 00:38:05,288 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
659 | 00:38:06,840 | 00:38:13,086 | Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret. | Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret. |
660 | 00:38:13,240 | 00:38:16,608 | No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest. | No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest. |
661 | 00:38:16,760 | 00:38:18,967 | You never intended to marry me. | You never intended to marry me. |
662 | 00:38:19,120 | 00:38:20,963 | Not even after I built us a house | Not even after I built us a house |
663 | 00:38:21,120 | 00:38:23,805 | where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together. | where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together. |
664 | 00:38:23,960 | 00:38:27,931 | Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh? | Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh? |
665 | 00:38:28,080 | 00:38:31,323 | Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things? | Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things? |
666 | 00:38:31,480 | 00:38:33,721 | You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you. | You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you. |
667 | 00:38:33,880 | 00:38:37,248 | I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me? | I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me? |
668 | 00:38:37,400 | 00:38:39,209 | Look, this is not about you and me. | Look, this is not about you and me. |
669 | 00:38:39,360 | 00:38:40,930 | It's never about you and me, is it? | It's never about you and me, is it? |
670 | 00:38:41,080 | 00:38:43,890 | It's always we. We this, we that. | It's always we. We this, we that. |
671 | 00:38:44,040 | 00:38:48,364 | "We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you? | "We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you? |
672 | 00:38:48,520 | 00:38:50,249 | Piggy... | Piggy... |
673 | 00:38:51,200 | 00:38:54,204 | I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here. | I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here. |
674 | 00:38:54,360 | 00:38:58,331 | A life I've made for myself. | A life I've made for myself. |
675 | 00:38:59,280 | 00:39:00,327 | Piggy! | Piggy! |
676 | 00:39:00,520 | 00:39:05,686 | Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced. | Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced. |
677 | 00:39:11,840 | 00:39:13,604 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
678 | 00:39:13,760 | 00:39:17,606 | Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy? | Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy? |
679 | 00:39:17,760 | 00:39:20,081 | - She's not coming, Fozzie. [all gasp] | - She's not coming, Fozzie. [all gasp] |
680 | 00:39:20,240 | 00:39:22,766 | But, Kermit, we always worked together. | But, Kermit, we always worked together. |
681 | 00:39:22,960 | 00:39:24,962 | We can't do this without Miss Piggy. | We can't do this without Miss Piggy. |
682 | 00:39:25,120 | 00:39:27,088 | No one will give us a show without her. | No one will give us a show without her. |
683 | 00:39:27,240 | 00:39:29,004 | We'll be fine, Fozzie. | We'll be fine, Fozzie. |
684 | 00:39:30,520 | 00:39:32,841 | We'll be fine. | We'll be fine. |
685 | 00:39:33,000 | 00:39:34,764 | We just... | We just... |
686 | 00:39:34,920 | 00:39:37,526 | We'll just have to come up with something else. | We'll just have to come up with something else. |
687 | 00:39:43,400 | 00:39:45,482 | [sighs] Kermie. | [sighs] Kermie. |
688 | 00:39:50,240 | 00:39:53,403 | [Kermit] OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing. | [Kermit] OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing. |
689 | 00:39:53,560 | 00:39:56,848 | [Fozzie] But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy? | [Fozzie] But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy? |
690 | 00:39:57,200 | 00:39:59,043 | [♪ George Thorogood: "Bad to the Bone"] | [♪ George Thorogood: "Bad to the Bone"] |
691 | 00:40:05,160 | 00:40:06,525 | [metal scraping] | [metal scraping] |
692 | 00:40:08,440 | 00:40:11,603 | Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh? | Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh? |
693 | 00:40:11,800 | 00:40:15,771 | - Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy - Come on, everybody. | - Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy - Come on, everybody. |
694 | 00:40:15,920 | 00:40:19,606 | Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK? | Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK? |
695 | 00:40:20,960 | 00:40:23,201 | - No. - No. | - No. - No. |
696 | 00:40:23,360 | 00:40:24,805 | [Speaking Spanish] | [Speaking Spanish] |
697 | 00:40:24,960 | 00:40:25,961 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
698 | 00:40:26,120 | 00:40:27,929 | Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful! | Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful! |
699 | 00:40:28,080 | 00:40:29,411 | That means no. | That means no. |
700 | 00:40:30,800 | 00:40:32,404 | [groans] | [groans] |
701 | 00:40:32,560 | 00:40:34,927 | - Come on, guys. - Awkward. | - Come on, guys. - Awkward. |
702 | 00:40:35,080 | 00:40:37,731 | Listen, Kermit, I like you. | Listen, Kermit, I like you. |
703 | 00:40:37,880 | 00:40:39,723 | I remember you guys from when I was a kid. | I remember you guys from when I was a kid. |
704 | 00:40:39,880 | 00:40:42,724 | [chatter] - So I'm gonna shoot straight. | [chatter] - So I'm gonna shoot straight. |
705 | 00:40:44,960 | 00:40:47,725 | - You guys aren't famous any more. [groans] | - You guys aren't famous any more. [groans] |
706 | 00:40:47,920 | 00:40:49,570 | I wish she'd shot a little more curvy. | I wish she'd shot a little more curvy. |
707 | 00:40:49,720 | 00:40:52,929 | Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up. | Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up. |
708 | 00:40:53,080 | 00:40:56,766 | This circle represents everything that's currently popular. | This circle represents everything that's currently popular. |
709 | 00:40:58,080 | 00:41:00,606 | And this tiny speck is you guys. | And this tiny speck is you guys. |
710 | 00:41:00,760 | 00:41:03,001 | So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen. | So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen. |
711 | 00:41:03,160 | 00:41:05,970 | Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher. | Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher. |
712 | 00:41:06,120 | 00:41:11,126 | - Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher! | - Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher! |
713 | 00:41:11,800 | 00:41:13,928 | - Finish him! - It's my favorite. | - Finish him! - It's my favorite. |
714 | 00:41:14,080 | 00:41:16,765 | [man] I just thought I could make a difference. | [man] I just thought I could make a difference. |
715 | 00:41:16,920 | 00:41:21,209 | I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day. | I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day. |
716 | 00:41:21,360 | 00:41:22,805 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
717 | 00:41:32,240 | 00:41:35,369 | Before I go, I'd just like to say something. | Before I go, I'd just like to say something. |
718 | 00:41:35,520 | 00:41:38,729 | I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you... | I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you... |
719 | 00:41:39,520 | 00:41:42,729 | Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production. | Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production. |
720 | 00:41:42,880 | 00:41:44,644 | It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America. | It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America. |
721 | 00:41:44,800 | 00:41:48,930 | - What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out. | - What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out. |
722 | 00:41:49,080 | 00:41:51,560 | What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole | What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole |
723 | 00:41:51,720 | 00:41:54,610 | in the schedule coming up in two days? | in the schedule coming up in two days? |
724 | 00:41:57,440 | 00:42:00,046 | OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show. | OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show. |
725 | 00:42:00,240 | 00:42:02,447 | - All right! - Oh, yes! | - All right! - Oh, yes! |
726 | 00:42:02,640 | 00:42:05,962 | Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise! | Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise! |
727 | 00:42:06,120 | 00:42:10,170 | OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets. | OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets. |
728 | 00:42:10,320 | 00:42:13,403 | - Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host. | - Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host. |
729 | 00:42:13,560 | 00:42:16,769 | OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah! | OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah! |
730 | 00:42:20,600 | 00:42:23,046 | [man] Let me wipe that. [man 2] You've missed a spot. | [man] Let me wipe that. [man 2] You've missed a spot. |
731 | 00:42:23,200 | 00:42:24,850 | - I don't see it. - Just a little lower! | - I don't see it. - Just a little lower! |
732 | 00:42:25,000 | 00:42:26,764 | - Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... - Yes. | - Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... - Yes. |
733 | 00:42:26,920 | 00:42:31,130 | Well, gentlemen. It appears we have some competition | Well, gentlemen. It appears we have some competition |
734 | 00:42:31,280 | 00:42:33,328 | on the Muppet propel“IY- | on the Muppet propel“IY- |
735 | 00:42:33,480 | 00:42:36,723 | The Economist says they've gotten back together again. | The Economist says they've gotten back together again. |
736 | 00:42:36,880 | 00:42:39,850 | - The Muppets got back together? - Remember? | - The Muppets got back together? - Remember? |
737 | 00:42:40,000 | 00:42:42,765 | ♪ Together again Gee, it's good to be... ♪ | ♪ Together again Gee, it's good to be... ♪ |
738 | 00:42:42,920 | 00:42:46,720 | Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office! | Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office! |
739 | 00:42:46,880 | 00:42:48,370 | - Yes, sir. - But, of course, it was all his fault. | - Yes, sir. - But, of course, it was all his fault. |
740 | 00:42:48,520 | 00:42:50,682 | - Mostly his fault. - No matter. | - Mostly his fault. - No matter. |
741 | 00:42:50,880 | 00:42:55,329 | Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me. | Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me. |
742 | 00:42:55,480 | 00:42:57,164 | Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be | Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be |
743 | 00:42:57,320 | 00:42:59,687 | running home with their tails between their legs. | running home with their tails between their legs. |
744 | 00:42:59,840 | 00:43:03,003 | Some of 'em literally. Because those ones have tails. | Some of 'em literally. Because those ones have tails. |
745 | 00:43:03,160 | 00:43:06,960 | Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh. | Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh. |
746 | 00:43:07,120 | 00:43:09,566 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
747 | 00:43:10,120 | 00:43:11,849 | That's a maniacal laugh moment. | That's a maniacal laugh moment. |
748 | 00:43:13,000 | 00:43:17,005 | [Kermit] OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back. | [Kermit] OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back. |
749 | 00:43:36,080 | 00:43:37,320 | [Kermit on TV] It's The Muppet Show, | [Kermit on TV] It's The Muppet Show, |
750 | 00:43:37,480 | 00:43:39,960 | with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope! | with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope! |
751 | 00:43:40,840 | 00:43:43,650 | [Bob Hope] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, | [Bob Hope] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, |
752 | 00:43:43,800 | 00:43:46,201 | the continuing story of... | the continuing story of... |
753 | 00:43:46,360 | 00:43:49,603 | And now, Pigs in Space! | And now, Pigs in Space! |
754 | 00:43:49,760 | 00:43:53,162 | Gary. Can you believe it? | Gary. Can you believe it? |
755 | 00:43:54,560 | 00:43:58,963 | - The Muppet theater. - Yeah. | - The Muppet theater. - Yeah. |
756 | 00:44:01,800 | 00:44:04,007 | - Welcome back, everyone. - Thanks. | - Welcome back, everyone. - Thanks. |
757 | 00:44:04,200 | 00:44:06,680 | Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now. | Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now. |
758 | 00:44:06,840 | 00:44:09,491 | Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? [laughs] | Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? [laughs] |
759 | 00:44:09,640 | 00:44:11,847 | But don't worry. We'll be fine. | But don't worry. We'll be fine. |
760 | 00:44:12,040 | 00:44:15,886 | Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this. | Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this. |
761 | 00:44:16,040 | 00:44:18,486 | Wait. Kermit, don't say another word. | Wait. Kermit, don't say another word. |
762 | 00:44:18,640 | 00:44:22,486 | Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater. | Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater. |
763 | 00:44:22,680 | 00:44:24,250 | Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us. | Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us. |
764 | 00:44:24,400 | 00:44:27,609 | - So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up! | - So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up! |
765 | 00:44:27,760 | 00:44:29,285 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
766 | 00:44:30,960 | 00:44:32,769 | [humming] | [humming] |
767 | 00:44:34,600 | 00:44:37,843 | - This is boring. - But don't you guys remember? | - This is boring. - But don't you guys remember? |
768 | 00:44:38,000 | 00:44:41,368 | You're the Muppets! You do this to music! | You're the Muppets! You do this to music! |
769 | 00:44:41,520 | 00:44:42,965 | Well, all right! | Well, all right! |
770 | 00:44:43,800 | 00:44:45,564 | [♪ Starship: "We Built This City"] | [♪ Starship: "We Built This City"] |
771 | 00:44:53,240 | 00:44:55,481 | - Hey, Animal! - Yeah? | - Hey, Animal! - Yeah? |
772 | 00:44:55,640 | 00:44:56,721 | Look what I found! | Look what I found! |
773 | 00:44:57,600 | 00:44:59,921 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
774 | 00:45:15,200 | 00:45:18,363 | - Beauregard! - Scooter! Good to see you! | - Beauregard! - Scooter! Good to see you! |
775 | 00:45:18,520 | 00:45:20,727 | Where's everybody been? | Where's everybody been? |
776 | 00:45:22,720 | 00:45:24,688 | Celebrity... celebrity! | Celebrity... celebrity! |
777 | 00:45:24,840 | 00:45:28,003 | Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please? | Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please? |
778 | 00:45:28,200 | 00:45:31,602 | He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello? | He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello? |
779 | 00:45:31,760 | 00:45:33,489 | Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony. | Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony. |
780 | 00:45:33,640 | 00:45:35,802 | - Doing a great job, pal. [Walter] You're doing a great job. | - Doing a great job, pal. [Walter] You're doing a great job. |
781 | 00:45:36,000 | 00:45:37,923 | - Wocka wocka. - Hey, guys! | - Wocka wocka. - Hey, guys! |
782 | 00:45:38,080 | 00:45:40,401 | Look at these old photos I just found. | Look at these old photos I just found. |
783 | 00:45:40,560 | 00:45:41,607 | Oooh. | Oooh. |
784 | 00:45:41,800 | 00:45:44,371 | Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have? | Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have? |
785 | 00:45:44,520 | 00:45:46,727 | I looked totally ridiculous! | I looked totally ridiculous! |
786 | 00:45:51,040 | 00:45:53,202 | Yes, it's Kermit. The frog. | Yes, it's Kermit. The frog. |
787 | 00:45:53,360 | 00:45:55,601 | Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend? | Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend? |
788 | 00:45:55,760 | 00:45:57,410 | Sure. Sure, I understand. | Sure. Sure, I understand. |
789 | 00:46:07,200 | 00:46:09,168 | [mumbling] | [mumbling] |
790 | 00:46:09,320 | 00:46:10,845 | - Hey, shut the door! - What is that? | - Hey, shut the door! - What is that? |
791 | 00:46:11,200 | 00:46:13,487 | Say hello to the little friend. | Say hello to the little friend. |
792 | 00:46:16,400 | 00:46:17,481 | There goes dinner. | There goes dinner. |
793 | 00:46:17,640 | 00:46:18,641 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
794 | 00:46:22,880 | 00:46:26,407 | [song continues] [vocalizing] | [song continues] [vocalizing] |
795 | 00:46:27,200 | 00:46:29,407 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
796 | 00:46:41,640 | 00:46:44,166 | Wow! Great job, everybody! | Wow! Great job, everybody! |
797 | 00:46:44,360 | 00:46:46,761 | Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night, | Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night, |
798 | 00:46:46,920 | 00:46:49,764 | and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers, | and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers, |
799 | 00:46:49,920 | 00:46:52,161 | so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time. | so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time. |
800 | 00:46:52,320 | 00:46:55,130 | - Good. You two have a great night. - OK. Thank you! | - Good. You two have a great night. - OK. Thank you! |
801 | 00:46:55,280 | 00:46:57,601 | - Bye. [man] Kermit? | - Bye. [man] Kermit? |
802 | 00:46:57,760 | 00:46:59,967 | Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow | Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow |
803 | 00:47:00,120 | 00:47:02,407 | - or see the Hollywood Sign. - We'll have plenty of time | - or see the Hollywood Sign. - We'll have plenty of time |
804 | 00:47:02,560 | 00:47:04,369 | to do that stuff. It's just, right now, | to do that stuff. It's just, right now, |
805 | 00:47:04,520 | 00:47:08,081 | I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me. | I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me. |
806 | 00:47:08,240 | 00:47:11,687 | I don't know, sweetheart he seems pretty happy. | I don't know, sweetheart he seems pretty happy. |
807 | 00:47:11,840 | 00:47:13,126 | [laughing in background] | [laughing in background] |
808 | 00:47:13,280 | 00:47:14,566 | [Fozzie] Like that. [Walter] Oh, OK. | [Fozzie] Like that. [Walter] Oh, OK. |
809 | 00:47:14,720 | 00:47:16,324 | [Fozzie] Now you. | [Fozzie] Now you. |
810 | 00:47:16,520 | 00:47:18,887 | Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job! | Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job! |
811 | 00:47:19,040 | 00:47:22,647 | Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours. | Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours. |
812 | 00:47:22,800 | 00:47:25,804 | Tell you what. Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow | Tell you what. Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow |
813 | 00:47:25,960 | 00:47:28,645 | and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back. | and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back. |
814 | 00:47:28,800 | 00:47:32,407 | OK. Just... don't forget about me. | OK. Just... don't forget about me. |
815 | 00:47:32,560 | 00:47:33,800 | Never. | Never. |
816 | 00:47:33,960 | 00:47:35,689 | Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right? | Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right? |
817 | 00:47:35,840 | 00:47:37,365 | Yeah, of course. | Yeah, of course. |
818 | 00:47:37,520 | 00:47:38,885 | - Oh, Walter! - Oh, yes, Kermit. | - Oh, Walter! - Oh, yes, Kermit. |
819 | 00:47:39,080 | 00:47:40,923 | Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you | Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you |
820 | 00:47:41,080 | 00:47:43,242 | that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you. | that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you. |
821 | 00:47:43,400 | 00:47:46,131 | - Oh, well... - And welcome aboard. | - Oh, well... - And welcome aboard. |
822 | 00:47:46,280 | 00:47:48,442 | Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot. | Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot. |
823 | 00:47:48,600 | 00:47:51,331 | "Welcome aboard"? | "Welcome aboard"? |
824 | 00:47:53,520 | 00:47:55,887 | [snoring clucks] | [snoring clucks] |
825 | 00:48:00,920 | 00:48:03,161 | [clucking] | [clucking] |
826 | 00:48:05,000 | 00:48:06,843 | [snoring] | [snoring] |
827 | 00:48:07,000 | 00:48:09,128 | Hey, Kermit. You awake? | Hey, Kermit. You awake? |
828 | 00:48:09,320 | 00:48:11,448 | - Yep. - What's the weather | - Yep. - What's the weather |
829 | 00:48:11,600 | 00:48:15,810 | - supposed to be like tonight? - I don't know. Why? | - supposed to be like tonight? - I don't know. Why? |
830 | 00:48:16,800 | 00:48:20,009 | I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling. | I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling. |
831 | 00:48:20,160 | 00:48:21,889 | Stars sure are pretty, though. | Stars sure are pretty, though. |
832 | 00:48:23,920 | 00:48:27,561 | We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time, | We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time, |
833 | 00:48:27,720 | 00:48:32,123 | and I really don't wanna go back to Reno. | and I really don't wanna go back to Reno. |
834 | 00:48:32,280 | 00:48:34,123 | Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine. | Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine. |
835 | 00:48:34,280 | 00:48:37,011 | Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know? | Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know? |
836 | 00:48:37,160 | 00:48:39,845 | Same old team, all pulling together. | Same old team, all pulling together. |
837 | 00:48:40,000 | 00:48:44,085 | I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit. | I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit. |
838 | 00:48:44,240 | 00:48:46,641 | Good night, Fozzie. | Good night, Fozzie. |
839 | 00:48:46,800 | 00:48:48,928 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
840 | 00:48:51,320 | 00:48:55,370 | OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going. | OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going. |
841 | 00:48:55,520 | 00:48:57,648 | - Scooter, is everybody here? - Almost everyone, chief. | - Scooter, is everybody here? - Almost everyone, chief. |
842 | 00:48:57,800 | 00:49:00,804 | - Yeah... - Hey, anybody got any kerosene? | - Yeah... - Hey, anybody got any kerosene? |
843 | 00:49:01,000 | 00:49:04,049 | I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn 'em. | I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn 'em. |
844 | 00:49:04,200 | 00:49:07,204 | [Miss Piggy echoing] Hold it right there, sausage snout! | [Miss Piggy echoing] Hold it right there, sausage snout! |
845 | 00:49:09,480 | 00:49:11,005 | - Piggy? - Huh? | - Piggy? - Huh? |
846 | 00:49:12,960 | 00:49:16,760 | Well, look what the cat dragged in. | Well, look what the cat dragged in. |
847 | 00:49:16,920 | 00:49:18,684 | Come on. Keep it up, Maurice. | Come on. Keep it up, Maurice. |
848 | 00:49:18,840 | 00:49:24,244 | Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently. | Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently. |
849 | 00:49:24,440 | 00:49:27,683 | - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! | - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! |
850 | 00:49:27,840 | 00:49:31,925 | I don't think so... sister? | I don't think so... sister? |
851 | 00:49:32,080 | 00:49:36,051 | Who you calling sister, sister? | Who you calling sister, sister? |
852 | 00:49:36,240 | 00:49:38,208 | - Oh, look, an omelet station! - Oh, where? | - Oh, look, an omelet station! - Oh, where? |
853 | 00:49:38,360 | 00:49:40,089 | - Hiya! [grunts] | - Hiya! [grunts] |
854 | 00:49:40,240 | 00:49:44,689 | There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi. | There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi. |
855 | 00:49:44,840 | 00:49:49,687 | Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back! | Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back! |
856 | 00:49:49,880 | 00:49:51,723 | Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash? | Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash? |
857 | 00:49:51,920 | 00:49:54,287 | - Welcome back, Miss Piggy. [all chattering] | - Welcome back, Miss Piggy. [all chattering] |
858 | 00:49:54,440 | 00:49:56,966 | All right, all right, don't crowd me! | All right, all right, don't crowd me! |
859 | 00:49:57,120 | 00:49:59,202 | Wow, she sure hasn't changed. | Wow, she sure hasn't changed. |
860 | 00:50:01,240 | 00:50:03,163 | Piggy? You came back. | Piggy? You came back. |
861 | 00:50:03,320 | 00:50:06,961 | I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. | I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. |
862 | 00:50:07,120 | 00:50:08,121 | [door shuts] | [door shuts] |
863 | 00:50:08,760 | 00:50:11,127 | And, besides, when this show's done, | And, besides, when this show's done, |
864 | 00:50:11,320 | 00:50:14,881 | I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris. | I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris. |
865 | 00:50:15,040 | 00:50:18,840 | OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody! | OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody! |
866 | 00:50:19,000 | 00:50:20,001 | [growling] | [growling] |
867 | 00:50:20,800 | 00:50:22,529 | Oh, good morning, Veronica. | Oh, good morning, Veronica. |
868 | 00:50:22,680 | 00:50:27,129 | - Morning, Frog. - OK, everybody, take it from the top. | - Morning, Frog. - OK, everybody, take it from the top. |
869 | 00:50:27,280 | 00:50:29,760 | [playing music] - Oooh! | [playing music] - Oooh! |
870 | 00:50:29,960 | 00:50:31,962 | - You missed your cue. - I know! | - You missed your cue. - I know! |
871 | 00:50:32,120 | 00:50:33,121 | [crashing] | [crashing] |
872 | 00:50:33,280 | 00:50:35,442 | There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know? | There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know? |
873 | 00:50:36,240 | 00:50:41,201 | Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world? | Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world? |
874 | 00:50:41,360 | 00:50:42,964 | Mos-cow! | Mos-cow! |
875 | 00:50:43,800 | 00:50:45,370 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
876 | 00:50:48,600 | 00:50:49,840 | Ha. | Ha. |
877 | 00:50:51,680 | 00:50:53,808 | ♪ It's time to play the music | ♪ It's time to play the music |
878 | 00:50:53,960 | 00:50:55,962 | ♪ It's time to light the lights - Two, three, four. | ♪ It's time to light the lights - Two, three, four. |
879 | 00:50:56,120 | 00:50:57,929 | ♪ It's time to put on makeup | ♪ It's time to put on makeup |
880 | 00:50:58,080 | 00:51:00,048 | ♪ It's time to dress up right ♪ | ♪ It's time to dress up right ♪ |
881 | 00:51:00,240 | 00:51:02,811 | Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. What's the problem? | Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. What's the problem? |
882 | 00:51:02,960 | 00:51:06,726 | We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums! | We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums! |
883 | 00:51:06,880 | 00:51:10,282 | - Sorry, Animal. [grunting] No drums! No drums! | - Sorry, Animal. [grunting] No drums! No drums! |
884 | 00:51:10,440 | 00:51:13,967 | - Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit! | - Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit! |
885 | 00:51:14,120 | 00:51:15,042 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
886 | 00:51:15,200 | 00:51:17,601 | - Who's next? Oh. [Animal] In control. | - Who's next? Oh. [Animal] In control. |
887 | 00:51:18,240 | 00:51:21,483 | - Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit? | - Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit? |
888 | 00:51:21,680 | 00:51:22,966 | You think you might wanna help us out here? | You think you might wanna help us out here? |
889 | 00:51:23,120 | 00:51:25,327 | - Maybe do something in the show? [sighs] | - Maybe do something in the show? [sighs] |
890 | 00:51:25,480 | 00:51:28,086 | Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me, | Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me, |
891 | 00:51:28,240 | 00:51:33,280 | but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented... | but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented... |
892 | 00:51:33,480 | 00:51:36,370 | Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! | Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! |
893 | 00:51:36,520 | 00:51:37,851 | [flatulence sounds] | [flatulence sounds] |
894 | 00:51:38,000 | 00:51:40,082 | - Patent pending! - And... | - Patent pending! - And... |
895 | 00:51:40,280 | 00:51:42,760 | ...l don't have any talent at all. | ...l don't have any talent at all. |
896 | 00:51:42,920 | 00:51:47,130 | The truth is... [sighs] I can't perform with you guys. | The truth is... [sighs] I can't perform with you guys. |
897 | 00:51:47,280 | 00:51:50,124 | I feel like a phony just being here. | I feel like a phony just being here. |
898 | 00:51:50,280 | 00:51:53,011 | Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet, | Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet, |
899 | 00:51:53,160 | 00:51:57,006 | doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself, | doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself, |
900 | 00:51:57,160 | 00:51:59,970 | I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at. | I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at. |
901 | 00:52:01,720 | 00:52:04,849 | OK, Kermit. I'll try. | OK, Kermit. I'll try. |
902 | 00:52:10,320 | 00:52:12,129 | [woman] Take my picture! | [woman] Take my picture! |
903 | 00:52:18,280 | 00:52:20,442 | Welcome. How many in your party? Two? | Welcome. How many in your party? Two? |
904 | 00:52:20,600 | 00:52:23,410 | Uh... No, just the one. | Uh... No, just the one. |
905 | 00:52:23,560 | 00:52:26,325 | [chuckles] All right, party of one, follow me. | [chuckles] All right, party of one, follow me. |
906 | 00:52:29,600 | 00:52:33,446 | ♪ I look around, and once again I'm on my own | ♪ I look around, and once again I'm on my own |
907 | 00:52:33,600 | 00:52:37,286 | ♪ My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong | ♪ My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong |
908 | 00:52:37,440 | 00:52:40,444 | ♪ No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun | ♪ No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun |
909 | 00:52:40,600 | 00:52:43,888 | ♪ I throw my hands up high and have a party for one | ♪ I throw my hands up high and have a party for one |
910 | 00:52:44,040 | 00:52:47,886 | ♪ I'm having a me party A party by myself | ♪ I'm having a me party A party by myself |
911 | 00:52:48,040 | 00:52:51,567 | ♪ A me party I don't need nobody else | ♪ A me party I don't need nobody else |
912 | 00:52:51,720 | 00:52:55,611 | ♪ A me party I'm the first and last to show | ♪ A me party I'm the first and last to show |
913 | 00:52:55,760 | 00:52:59,731 | ♪ There's no one at this party that I don't already know | ♪ There's no one at this party that I don't already know |
914 | 00:52:59,880 | 00:53:03,566 | ♪ I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you | ♪ I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you |
915 | 00:53:03,720 | 00:53:06,610 | ♪ Haven't you heard? One is the new two | ♪ Haven't you heard? One is the new two |
916 | 00:53:07,160 | 00:53:10,130 | ♪ I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss | ♪ I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss |
917 | 00:53:10,280 | 00:53:14,729 | ♪ Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us | ♪ Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us |
918 | 00:53:15,400 | 00:53:17,562 | ♪ I'm having a me party | ♪ I'm having a me party |
919 | 00:53:17,720 | 00:53:19,688 | ♪ Haven't I seen me here before? | ♪ Haven't I seen me here before? |
920 | 00:53:19,880 | 00:53:21,405 | ♪ A me party | ♪ A me party |
921 | 00:53:21,560 | 00:53:23,483 | ♪ I'm the last one on the dance floor | ♪ I'm the last one on the dance floor |
922 | 00:53:23,640 | 00:53:26,962 | - ♪ Me party - ♪ A party just for moi | - ♪ Me party - ♪ A party just for moi |
923 | 00:53:27,120 | 00:53:30,647 | - ♪ Me party - ♪ It's a solo Mardi Gras | - ♪ Me party - ♪ It's a solo Mardi Gras |
924 | 00:53:30,800 | 00:53:34,486 | ♪ I'm having a me party I'm such good company | ♪ I'm having a me party I'm such good company |
925 | 00:53:34,640 | 00:53:38,167 | - ♪ A me party - ♪ I saved the last dance for me | - ♪ A me party - ♪ I saved the last dance for me |
926 | 00:53:38,840 | 00:53:42,003 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
927 | 00:53:42,160 | 00:53:47,405 | ♪ What happens at a me party stays at a me party ♪ | ♪ What happens at a me party stays at a me party ♪ |
928 | 00:53:47,560 | 00:53:51,610 | Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else? | Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else? |
929 | 00:53:51,760 | 00:53:54,240 | Oh... no. | Oh... no. |
930 | 00:53:54,400 | 00:53:56,721 | No, it's just me. Party of one | No, it's just me. Party of one |
931 | 00:53:56,920 | 00:53:58,649 | [bell dings] [man] Order up! | [bell dings] [man] Order up! |
932 | 00:54:00,200 | 00:54:03,363 | - OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left? | - OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left? |
933 | 00:54:03,520 | 00:54:05,727 | Oh, uh, it's you, chief! | Oh, uh, it's you, chief! |
934 | 00:54:05,880 | 00:54:09,441 | - Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy. | - Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy. |
935 | 00:54:10,720 | 00:54:11,721 | [knocking softly] | [knocking softly] |
936 | 00:54:11,880 | 00:54:13,723 | [Miss Piggy singing "(I've Had The) Time of My Life"] | [Miss Piggy singing "(I've Had The) Time of My Life"] |
937 | 00:54:13,880 | 00:54:15,325 | - Miss Piggy? - Hm? | - Miss Piggy? - Hm? |
938 | 00:54:15,520 | 00:54:17,363 | We're all out front practicing our acts | We're all out front practicing our acts |
939 | 00:54:17,560 | 00:54:20,040 | and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so... | and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so... |
940 | 00:54:20,200 | 00:54:23,886 | Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't. | Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't. |
941 | 00:54:24,040 | 00:54:28,602 | No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner. | No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner. |
942 | 00:54:28,960 | 00:54:30,564 | Hola. [laughs] | Hola. [laughs] |
943 | 00:54:30,720 | 00:54:32,563 | OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up. | OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up. |
944 | 00:54:32,720 | 00:54:35,041 | - Excuse us. - 'Scuse us. | - Excuse us. - 'Scuse us. |
945 | 00:54:35,200 | 00:54:36,964 | Let's try that lift again, shall we? | Let's try that lift again, shall we? |
946 | 00:54:37,120 | 00:54:39,691 | [scoffs] The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK? | [scoffs] The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK? |
947 | 00:54:39,880 | 00:54:42,565 | - In three, two... Wait for me! [crashing] | - In three, two... Wait for me! [crashing] |
948 | 00:54:42,720 | 00:54:43,801 | Good grief. | Good grief. |
949 | 00:54:43,960 | 00:54:46,645 | Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere! | Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere! |
950 | 00:54:46,840 | 00:54:48,205 | So nice to see you, Veronica. | So nice to see you, Veronica. |
951 | 00:54:48,360 | 00:54:50,283 | Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity? | Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity? |
952 | 00:54:50,440 | 00:54:54,331 | Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because... | Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because... |
953 | 00:54:54,520 | 00:54:58,684 | Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity. | Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity. |
954 | 00:54:58,840 | 00:55:00,171 | You? [scoffs] | You? [scoffs] |
955 | 00:55:00,320 | 00:55:02,129 | No. Kermit, listen. | No. Kermit, listen. |
956 | 00:55:02,280 | 00:55:06,046 | I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. | I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. |
957 | 00:55:06,240 | 00:55:08,129 | I will rerun Benson if I have to. | I will rerun Benson if I have to. |
958 | 00:55:08,320 | 00:55:11,210 | Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica, | Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica, |
959 | 00:55:11,360 | 00:55:14,204 | that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours! | that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours! |
960 | 00:55:14,360 | 00:55:15,850 | Twelve hours! | Twelve hours! |
961 | 00:55:16,040 | 00:55:20,329 | I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back! | I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back! |
962 | 00:55:23,160 | 00:55:27,290 | And the Muppets are like a big family. Well... And for us, | And the Muppets are like a big family. Well... And for us, |
963 | 00:55:27,440 | 00:55:32,844 | that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion... | that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion... |
964 | 00:55:33,680 | 00:55:37,002 | ...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio. | ...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio. |
965 | 00:55:39,280 | 00:55:42,329 | It would certainly mean a lot to us. | It would certainly mean a lot to us. |
966 | 00:55:42,520 | 00:55:44,363 | Hmmm. | Hmmm. |
967 | 00:55:45,240 | 00:55:48,244 | Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see. | Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see. |
968 | 00:55:48,400 | 00:55:50,767 | [singing] | [singing] |
969 | 00:56:20,720 | 00:56:22,006 | Correct! | Correct! |
970 | 00:56:32,120 | 00:56:34,441 | The answer is no. | The answer is no. |
971 | 00:56:35,680 | 00:56:38,490 | Well, you could've just said that. | Well, you could've just said that. |
972 | 00:56:38,640 | 00:56:40,529 | - Contract. - Contract. | - Contract. - Contract. |
973 | 00:56:40,680 | 00:56:41,727 | Contract. | Contract. |
974 | 00:56:44,440 | 00:56:47,171 | - Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets, | - Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets, |
975 | 00:56:47,320 | 00:56:49,243 | according to this contract, | according to this contract, |
976 | 00:56:49,400 | 00:56:53,200 | it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight, | it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight, |
977 | 00:56:53,360 | 00:56:55,362 | - it's the Muppet name itself. - What? | - it's the Muppet name itself. - What? |
978 | 00:56:55,520 | 00:56:59,127 | And all characters under the Muppet name. | And all characters under the Muppet name. |
979 | 00:56:59,280 | 00:57:02,363 | Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names? | Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names? |
980 | 00:57:03,440 | 00:57:04,885 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
981 | 00:57:09,920 | 00:57:12,161 | Told ya I'd be back. | Told ya I'd be back. |
982 | 00:57:12,360 | 00:57:14,408 | Well, now I am... | Well, now I am... |
983 | 00:57:15,920 | 00:57:17,206 | ...back. | ...back. |
984 | 00:57:17,360 | 00:57:22,207 | And I see you've met Mr. Richman our new business partner. | And I see you've met Mr. Richman our new business partner. |
985 | 00:57:22,360 | 00:57:28,561 | The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world. | The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world. |
986 | 00:57:28,720 | 00:57:35,001 | Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine. | Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine. |
987 | 00:57:35,160 | 00:57:36,491 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
988 | 00:57:37,520 | 00:57:41,161 | - Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets! | - Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets! |
989 | 00:57:41,320 | 00:57:44,608 | The world has moved on, and no one cares about | The world has moved on, and no one cares about |
990 | 00:57:44,760 | 00:57:49,721 | your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin', | your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin', |
991 | 00:57:49,880 | 00:57:53,521 | singin'-and-dancin' act any more! You're dead! | singin'-and-dancin' act any more! You're dead! |
992 | 00:57:53,680 | 00:57:56,923 | [gasps] - And I just come to bury you. | [gasps] - And I just come to bury you. |
993 | 00:57:57,840 | 00:58:01,401 | Now, get out of my office. | Now, get out of my office. |
994 | 00:58:01,560 | 00:58:03,085 | - What? - What is that supposed to mean? | - What? - What is that supposed to mean? |
995 | 00:58:03,240 | 00:58:04,651 | You said you were gonna talk to the man! | You said you were gonna talk to the man! |
996 | 00:58:04,800 | 00:58:09,089 | Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater | Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater |
997 | 00:58:09,240 | 00:58:12,961 | and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host, | and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host, |
998 | 00:58:13,120 | 00:58:16,920 | we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit? | we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit? |
999 | 00:58:18,120 | 00:58:21,806 | Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie. | Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie. |
1000 | 00:58:21,960 | 00:58:23,166 | - Huh? [man] What? | - Huh? [man] What? |
1001 | 00:58:23,320 | 00:58:24,970 | Guys, the show's in six hours, | Guys, the show's in six hours, |
1002 | 00:58:25,120 | 00:58:29,762 | and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I... | and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I... |
1003 | 00:58:29,920 | 00:58:31,763 | I couldn't get us a celebrity host. | I couldn't get us a celebrity host. |
1004 | 00:58:31,920 | 00:58:34,002 | - Oh, no! - What? | - Oh, no! - What? |
1005 | 00:58:34,840 | 00:58:39,607 | I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on. | I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on. |
1006 | 00:58:39,760 | 00:58:41,728 | I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess. | I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess. |
1007 | 00:58:42,840 | 00:58:44,763 | Kermit? | Kermit? |
1008 | 00:58:49,240 | 00:58:52,084 | All right, listen up, you freaks! | All right, listen up, you freaks! |
1009 | 00:58:52,240 | 00:58:54,846 | I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV. | I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV. |
1010 | 00:58:55,000 | 00:58:59,642 | All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary. | All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary. |
1011 | 00:58:59,800 | 00:59:04,840 | Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on. | Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on. |
1012 | 00:59:05,000 | 00:59:06,490 | Let's move! | Let's move! |
1013 | 00:59:07,880 | 00:59:08,881 | [alarms blaring] | [alarms blaring] |
1014 | 00:59:09,040 | 00:59:11,247 | - Hey! - Hi. | - Hey! - Hi. |
1015 | 00:59:11,440 | 00:59:14,444 | - How was your day? - Oh, it was great. | - How was your day? - Oh, it was great. |
1016 | 00:59:14,600 | 00:59:17,763 | I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone. | I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone. |
1017 | 00:59:17,920 | 00:59:20,287 | Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo. | Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo. |
1018 | 00:59:20,440 | 00:59:22,886 | And then I ate lunch unaccompanied, | And then I ate lunch unaccompanied, |
1019 | 00:59:23,080 | 00:59:26,243 | and then I walked back here... independently. | and then I walked back here... independently. |
1020 | 00:59:26,400 | 00:59:29,165 | Listen, I got you these. | Listen, I got you these. |
1021 | 00:59:29,320 | 00:59:32,563 | You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones. | You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones. |
1022 | 00:59:33,640 | 00:59:35,324 | Thanks, sweetie. | Thanks, sweetie. |
1023 | 00:59:36,920 | 00:59:38,445 | Listen, Gary. | Listen, Gary. |
1024 | 00:59:38,600 | 00:59:41,809 | I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight. | I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight. |
1025 | 00:59:41,960 | 00:59:43,405 | Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like? | Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like? |
1026 | 00:59:45,560 | 00:59:48,291 | OK. That's fine. | OK. That's fine. |
1027 | 00:59:48,480 | 00:59:51,689 | That's just fine. That's... that's perfect. | That's just fine. That's... that's perfect. |
1028 | 00:59:53,280 | 00:59:55,248 | I'm going to go for a walk. | I'm going to go for a walk. |
1029 | 00:59:55,440 | 00:59:57,761 | - Individually. [door opens] | - Individually. [door opens] |
1030 | 01:00:00,280 | 01:00:02,169 | [whistling] | [whistling] |
1031 | 01:00:03,600 | 01:00:05,443 | [humming] | [humming] |
1032 | 01:00:06,680 | 01:00:08,364 | - Walter, hey. [Walter] Gary. | - Walter, hey. [Walter] Gary. |
1033 | 01:00:08,520 | 01:00:11,649 | Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent. | Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent. |
1034 | 01:00:11,800 | 01:00:13,325 | A talent for what? | A talent for what? |
1035 | 01:00:13,480 | 01:00:17,485 | For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show. | For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show. |
1036 | 01:00:17,640 | 01:00:20,371 | I... I could be a Muppet. | I... I could be a Muppet. |
1037 | 01:00:21,520 | 01:00:24,364 | Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing. | Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing. |
1038 | 01:00:24,520 | 01:00:27,285 | Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent. | Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent. |
1039 | 01:00:27,440 | 01:00:29,761 | Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something, | Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something, |
1040 | 01:00:29,920 | 01:00:32,446 | but right now I actually... I need your help. | but right now I actually... I need your help. |
1041 | 01:00:32,600 | 01:00:35,683 | I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something, | I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something, |
1042 | 01:00:35,840 | 01:00:39,287 | and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me. | and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me. |
1043 | 01:00:39,440 | 01:00:40,566 | Gary, I'd love to help you out, | Gary, I'd love to help you out, |
1044 | 01:00:40,720 | 01:00:43,769 | but I can't leave the theater now. This is important. | but I can't leave the theater now. This is important. |
1045 | 01:00:43,920 | 01:00:46,969 | Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too | Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too |
1046 | 01:00:47,160 | 01:00:49,447 | Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets. | Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets. |
1047 | 01:00:49,600 | 01:00:51,967 | No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here | No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here |
1048 | 01:00:52,120 | 01:00:54,441 | was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner | was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner |
1049 | 01:00:54,600 | 01:00:56,284 | because it's our tenth anniversary, and then... | because it's our tenth anniversary, and then... |
1050 | 01:00:59,000 | 01:01:01,321 | - Walter, what day is today? - Friday. | - Walter, what day is today? - Friday. |
1051 | 01:01:01,480 | 01:01:04,404 | Yeah. Yeah, that's it. | Yeah. Yeah, that's it. |
1052 | 01:01:04,560 | 01:01:08,121 | This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to... | This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to... |
1053 | 01:01:08,280 | 01:01:11,011 | - Mary? Mary! - Wait. | - Mary? Mary! - Wait. |
1054 | 01:01:11,160 | 01:01:14,369 | Gary, I need you. | Gary, I need you. |
1055 | 01:01:29,480 | 01:01:31,209 | OK, is everybody ready? | OK, is everybody ready? |
1056 | 01:01:31,360 | 01:01:34,682 | Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on! | Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on! |
1057 | 01:01:34,840 | 01:01:37,081 | - Masks on! - Except for moi. | - Masks on! - Except for moi. |
1058 | 01:01:37,240 | 01:01:38,765 | Nothing covers this beautiful face. | Nothing covers this beautiful face. |
1059 | 01:01:38,960 | 01:01:43,329 | [gasps] No maskin'? - No maskin'. | [gasps] No maskin'? - No maskin'. |
1060 | 01:01:44,000 | 01:01:45,923 | [man] Check the door on Stage 28. | [man] Check the door on Stage 28. |
1061 | 01:01:46,080 | 01:01:48,526 | [man 2] I'm going over there now. [man on radio] She's done in makeup... | [man 2] I'm going over there now. [man on radio] She's done in makeup... |
1062 | 01:01:51,920 | 01:01:53,809 | [panting] | [panting] |
1063 | 01:01:58,280 | 01:02:01,363 | I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls! | I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls! |
1064 | 01:02:04,600 | 01:02:07,285 | Oh, hey, Animal. | Oh, hey, Animal. |
1065 | 01:02:08,560 | 01:02:09,607 | What are you doin' here? | What are you doin' here? |
1066 | 01:02:09,760 | 01:02:13,890 | Acting. Natural. | Acting. Natural. |
1067 | 01:02:14,080 | 01:02:15,241 | [Miss Piggy] Now! | [Miss Piggy] Now! |
1068 | 01:02:16,440 | 01:02:17,487 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
1069 | 01:02:18,480 | 01:02:21,404 | - Hiya! [Yelling] | - Hiya! [Yelling] |
1070 | 01:02:24,080 | 01:02:25,764 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
1071 | 01:02:25,920 | 01:02:26,967 | [yelling] | [yelling] |
1072 | 01:02:30,800 | 01:02:32,006 | [mumbling] | [mumbling] |
1073 | 01:02:35,800 | 01:02:37,006 | Hiya! | Hiya! |
1074 | 01:02:41,000 | 01:02:46,086 | Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me. | Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me. |
1075 | 01:02:56,040 | 01:02:57,849 | [Mary] Gary, I've gone home. | [Mary] Gary, I've gone home. |
1076 | 01:02:58,040 | 01:03:01,601 | I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man | I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man |
1077 | 01:03:01,760 | 01:03:03,683 | or a Muppet? | or a Muppet? |
1078 | 01:03:16,880 | 01:03:19,804 | ♪ I reflect on my reflection | ♪ I reflect on my reflection |
1079 | 01:03:19,960 | 01:03:23,806 | ♪ And I ask myself the question | ♪ And I ask myself the question |
1080 | 01:03:23,960 | 01:03:29,808 | ♪ What's the right direction to go? | ♪ What's the right direction to go? |
1081 | 01:03:31,400 | 01:03:33,607 | ♪ I don't know | ♪ I don't know |
1082 | 01:03:33,760 | 01:03:38,402 | ♪ Am I a man | ♪ Am I a man |
1083 | 01:03:38,560 | 01:03:43,122 | ♪ Or am I a Muppet? ♪ Am I a Muppet? | ♪ Or am I a Muppet? ♪ Am I a Muppet? |
1084 | 01:03:43,280 | 01:03:46,409 | ♪ If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet | ♪ If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet |
1085 | 01:03:46,560 | 01:03:50,121 | ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? | ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? |
1086 | 01:03:50,280 | 01:03:53,443 | ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? | ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? |
1087 | 01:03:53,640 | 01:03:56,041 | ♪ Amla man? | ♪ Amla man? |
1088 | 01:03:56,200 | 01:03:59,682 | ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man | ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man |
1089 | 01:03:59,840 | 01:04:02,207 | ♪ A Muppet of a man | ♪ A Muppet of a man |
1090 | 01:04:06,600 | 01:04:09,729 | ♪ I look into these eyes | ♪ I look into these eyes |
1091 | 01:04:09,880 | 01:04:13,089 | ♪ And I don't recognize | ♪ And I don't recognize |
1092 | 01:04:13,280 | 01:04:17,649 | ♪ The one I see inside | ♪ The one I see inside |
1093 | 01:04:19,680 | 01:04:23,446 | ♪ It's time for me to decide | ♪ It's time for me to decide |
1094 | 01:04:23,600 | 01:04:27,650 | ♪ Am I a man | ♪ Am I a man |
1095 | 01:04:27,840 | 01:04:29,649 | ♪ Or am I a Muppet? | ♪ Or am I a Muppet? |
1096 | 01:04:29,840 | 01:04:32,286 | ♪ Am I a Muppet? | ♪ Am I a Muppet? |
1097 | 01:04:32,440 | 01:04:35,762 | ♪ If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet | ♪ If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet |
1098 | 01:04:35,920 | 01:04:39,686 | ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? | ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? |
1099 | 01:04:39,840 | 01:04:42,684 | ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? | ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? |
1100 | 01:04:42,840 | 01:04:45,002 | ♪ Amla man? | ♪ Amla man? |
1101 | 01:04:45,160 | 01:04:49,404 | ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man | ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man |
1102 | 01:04:49,560 | 01:04:51,688 | ♪ A Muppet of a man | ♪ A Muppet of a man |
1103 | 01:04:53,400 | 01:04:54,890 | ♪ Here I go again | ♪ Here I go again |
1104 | 01:04:55,040 | 01:04:57,930 | ♪ I'm always running out of time | ♪ I'm always running out of time |
1105 | 01:04:58,120 | 01:05:02,284 | ♪ I think I made up my mind | ♪ I think I made up my mind |
1106 | 01:05:02,440 | 01:05:06,240 | ♪ Now I understand who I am | ♪ Now I understand who I am |
1107 | 01:05:09,120 | 01:05:12,283 | ♪ I'm a man | ♪ I'm a man |
1108 | 01:05:12,440 | 01:05:15,922 | ♪ I'm a Muppet | ♪ I'm a Muppet |
1109 | 01:05:19,600 | 01:05:24,128 | ♪ I'm a Muppet of a man ♪ I'm a very manly Muppet | ♪ I'm a Muppet of a man ♪ I'm a very manly Muppet |
1110 | 01:05:25,280 | 01:05:28,648 | ♪ I'm a Muppet-y man | ♪ I'm a Muppet-y man |
1111 | 01:05:41,800 | 01:05:43,325 | I'm so sorry. | I'm so sorry. |
1112 | 01:05:43,480 | 01:05:45,926 | - Oh, Gary. - Mary. | - Oh, Gary. - Mary. |
1113 | 01:05:48,560 | 01:05:50,881 | ♪ That's what I am ♪ | ♪ That's what I am ♪ |
1114 | 01:05:58,280 | 01:06:01,204 | Kermit. We have our celebrity! | Kermit. We have our celebrity! |
1115 | 01:06:01,360 | 01:06:04,967 | Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon! | Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon! |
1116 | 01:06:05,120 | 01:06:07,566 | Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he? | Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he? |
1117 | 01:06:07,720 | 01:06:10,644 | - In the trunk. [Jack] Get me outta here! | - In the trunk. [Jack] Get me outta here! |
1118 | 01:06:10,800 | 01:06:13,724 | You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal! | You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal! |
1119 | 01:06:13,880 | 01:06:18,442 | But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, | But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, |
1120 | 01:06:18,600 | 01:06:23,128 | - or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie! | - or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie! |
1121 | 01:06:23,280 | 01:06:26,568 | Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, | Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, |
1122 | 01:06:26,720 | 01:06:29,405 | these guys are counting on you. You inspire them. | these guys are counting on you. You inspire them. |
1123 | 01:06:29,560 | 01:06:32,291 | - What, to kidnap people? - To work together. | - What, to kidnap people? - To work together. |
1124 | 01:06:32,440 | 01:06:36,286 | - To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed | - To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed |
1125 | 01:06:36,440 | 01:06:39,125 | a celebrity is not a people. | a celebrity is not a people. |
1126 | 01:06:39,280 | 01:06:42,648 | And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on. | And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on. |
1127 | 01:06:42,800 | 01:06:46,407 | Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now. | Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now. |
1128 | 01:06:47,960 | 01:06:49,291 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
1129 | 01:06:50,400 | 01:06:53,131 | All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh? | All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh? |
1130 | 01:06:53,320 | 01:06:54,731 | - It's showtime! - All right! | - It's showtime! - All right! |
1131 | 01:06:54,880 | 01:06:55,927 | That's it! | That's it! |
1132 | 01:06:57,480 | 01:07:01,201 | - Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde. | - Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde. |
1133 | 01:07:02,840 | 01:07:04,569 | Ow! Ow. | Ow! Ow. |
1134 | 01:07:04,720 | 01:07:06,961 | OK, very nice. [grunts] | OK, very nice. [grunts] |
1135 | 01:07:07,120 | 01:07:09,282 | Halt! Point left! | Halt! Point left! |
1136 | 01:07:09,440 | 01:07:12,250 | Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much. | Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much. |
1137 | 01:07:12,400 | 01:07:15,768 | [man on TV] And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon. | [man on TV] And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon. |
1138 | 01:07:15,920 | 01:07:18,321 | Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala, | Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala, |
1139 | 01:07:18,480 | 01:07:22,166 | - with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good. | - with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good. |
1140 | 01:07:22,320 | 01:07:23,446 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
1141 | 01:07:24,600 | 01:07:28,400 | - We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman. | - We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman. |
1142 | 01:07:28,600 | 01:07:29,931 | [groans] | [groans] |
1143 | 01:07:30,400 | 01:07:33,563 | So do you think we're working for the bad guy? | So do you think we're working for the bad guy? |
1144 | 01:07:38,560 | 01:07:40,688 | Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes! | Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes! |
1145 | 01:07:40,840 | 01:07:42,126 | [tires squealing] | [tires squealing] |
1146 | 01:07:43,120 | 01:07:44,724 | Where did you learn to drive? | Where did you learn to drive? |
1147 | 01:07:47,920 | 01:07:49,968 | Hang on, everyone! | Hang on, everyone! |
1148 | 01:07:52,960 | 01:07:56,885 | Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody! This is it! Five minutes to curtain! | Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody! This is it! Five minutes to curtain! |
1149 | 01:07:57,040 | 01:07:59,042 | - Kermit? - Get ready for the opening number. | - Kermit? - Get ready for the opening number. |
1150 | 01:07:59,200 | 01:08:00,884 | - Yes? - I need to talk to you about my act. | - Yes? - I need to talk to you about my act. |
1151 | 01:08:01,040 | 01:08:02,883 | Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine. | Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine. |
1152 | 01:08:03,040 | 01:08:05,122 | In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first? | In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first? |
1153 | 01:08:05,280 | 01:08:06,645 | - Come on, come on, come on! - No... | - Come on, come on, come on! - No... |
1154 | 01:08:06,800 | 01:08:08,165 | [Kermit] Fly in the arches! | [Kermit] Fly in the arches! |
1155 | 01:08:08,320 | 01:08:09,321 | [sighs] [Clucking] | [sighs] [Clucking] |
1156 | 01:08:09,960 | 01:08:12,406 | - OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah. | - OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah. |
1157 | 01:08:12,560 | 01:08:14,369 | - You come out and introduce Fozzie. - Right. | - You come out and introduce Fozzie. - Right. |
1158 | 01:08:14,520 | 01:08:17,205 | Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock! | Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock! |
1159 | 01:08:17,400 | 01:08:20,210 | - What? - The show is a disaster, Frog! | - What? - The show is a disaster, Frog! |
1160 | 01:08:20,360 | 01:08:22,442 | - Veronica... - Where's the audience? | - Veronica... - Where's the audience? |
1161 | 01:08:22,600 | 01:08:25,046 | I knew you guys weren't popular any more. | I knew you guys weren't popular any more. |
1162 | 01:08:25,240 | 01:08:28,210 | I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here! | I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here! |
1163 | 01:08:28,360 | 01:08:30,010 | - What about Hobo Joe? - Who? | - What about Hobo Joe? - Who? |
1164 | 01:08:30,160 | 01:08:32,640 | Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe? | Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe? |
1165 | 01:08:32,800 | 01:08:34,564 | - Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief? | - Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief? |
1166 | 01:08:34,720 | 01:08:38,441 | - Did you hand out all those flyers? - Of course. Every last one! | - Did you hand out all those flyers? - Of course. Every last one! |
1167 | 01:08:38,600 | 01:08:41,001 | Don't worry. We'll think of something! | Don't worry. We'll think of something! |
1168 | 01:08:41,160 | 01:08:42,491 | - You better [grunts] | - You better [grunts] |
1169 | 01:08:42,680 | 01:08:44,682 | Yoo-hoo! You've got audience. | Yoo-hoo! You've got audience. |
1170 | 01:08:44,840 | 01:08:47,650 | It's me! What am I, invisible? | It's me! What am I, invisible? |
1171 | 01:08:47,800 | 01:08:50,007 | [knocking] - Jack Black. | [knocking] - Jack Black. |
1172 | 01:08:50,160 | 01:08:51,924 | Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black | Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black |
1173 | 01:08:52,760 | 01:08:55,081 | - Hi! - Ah! Where am I? | - Hi! - Ah! Where am I? |
1174 | 01:08:55,240 | 01:08:58,369 | Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look! | Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look! |
1175 | 01:08:58,520 | 01:09:00,921 | - We'll see you out there! Good luck! [Jack] Stop cleaning me! | - We'll see you out there! Good luck! [Jack] Stop cleaning me! |
1176 | 01:09:01,080 | 01:09:05,085 | - You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. - Yeah. | - You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. - Yeah. |
1177 | 01:09:06,440 | 01:09:07,487 | We're here! | We're here! |
1178 | 01:09:07,640 | 01:09:10,120 | - Start the show! - Ready for some kind of entertainment! | - Start the show! - Ready for some kind of entertainment! |
1179 | 01:09:10,280 | 01:09:12,487 | All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter. | All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter. |
1180 | 01:09:12,640 | 01:09:15,564 | OK, we go live in three, two... | OK, we go live in three, two... |
1181 | 01:09:17,600 | 01:09:22,162 | [man] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog. | [man] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog. |
1182 | 01:09:23,080 | 01:09:24,889 | It's The Muppet Telethon, | It's The Muppet Telethon, |
1183 | 01:09:25,040 | 01:09:29,364 | with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay! | with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay! |
1184 | 01:09:29,560 | 01:09:32,325 | [up-tempo music playing] | [up-tempo music playing] |
1185 | 01:09:41,440 | 01:09:43,090 | ♪ It's time to play the music | ♪ It's time to play the music |
1186 | 01:09:43,280 | 01:09:45,282 | ♪ It's time to light the lights | ♪ It's time to light the lights |
1187 | 01:09:45,440 | 01:09:49,331 | ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight | ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight |
1188 | 01:09:49,480 | 01:09:51,642 | ♪ It's time to put on makeup | ♪ It's time to put on makeup |
1189 | 01:09:51,800 | 01:09:53,529 | ♪ It's time to dress up right | ♪ It's time to dress up right |
1190 | 01:09:53,680 | 01:09:55,808 | ♪ It's time to get things started | ♪ It's time to get things started |
1191 | 01:09:56,000 | 01:09:58,287 | ♪ Why don't you get things started? | ♪ Why don't you get things started? |
1192 | 01:09:58,440 | 01:09:59,851 | I always dreamed we'd be back here. | I always dreamed we'd be back here. |
1193 | 01:10:00,000 | 01:10:02,048 | Dreams? Those were nightmares! | Dreams? Those were nightmares! |
1194 | 01:10:02,200 | 01:10:03,804 | ♪ It's time to get things started | ♪ It's time to get things started |
1195 | 01:10:03,960 | 01:10:07,169 | ♪ On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational | ♪ On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational |
1196 | 01:10:07,320 | 01:10:13,601 | ♪ Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪ | ♪ Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪ |
1197 | 01:10:15,960 | 01:10:18,042 | [Tarzan cry] | [Tarzan cry] |
1198 | 01:10:18,200 | 01:10:21,363 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon! | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon! |
1199 | 01:10:21,520 | 01:10:24,603 | We have Muppets standing by to take your calls. | We have Muppets standing by to take your calls. |
1200 | 01:10:24,760 | 01:10:26,489 | - Yes, we are. - Hi. Hello. | - Yes, we are. - Hi. Hello. |
1201 | 01:10:26,640 | 01:10:28,961 | Could I have a large pizza with ham and...? | Could I have a large pizza with ham and...? |
1202 | 01:10:29,160 | 01:10:32,243 | Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you, | Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you, |
1203 | 01:10:32,400 | 01:10:35,370 | with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black! | with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black! |
1204 | 01:10:35,520 | 01:10:38,490 | [horns sounding] [laughing] | [horns sounding] [laughing] |
1205 | 01:10:38,640 | 01:10:40,529 | I'm being held captive by these weirdos! | I'm being held captive by these weirdos! |
1206 | 01:10:40,680 | 01:10:43,809 | Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years! | Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years! |
1207 | 01:10:43,960 | 01:10:47,248 | Somebody, anybody, please call the police. This is real rope! | Somebody, anybody, please call the police. This is real rope! |
1208 | 01:10:47,400 | 01:10:50,529 | - Man, this 3-D is incredible! - This is real! | - Man, this 3-D is incredible! - This is real! |
1209 | 01:10:50,880 | 01:10:53,451 | Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, | Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, |
1210 | 01:10:53,640 | 01:10:57,042 | so if you'd like to come down and see the show live... | so if you'd like to come down and see the show live... |
1211 | 01:10:57,200 | 01:11:00,841 | There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty. | There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty. |
1212 | 01:11:02,800 | 01:11:04,529 | Poor Walter. | Poor Walter. |
1213 | 01:11:07,560 | 01:11:09,050 | Maybe we should go back. | Maybe we should go back. |
1214 | 01:11:09,240 | 01:11:13,928 | No way, Mary. I've made my choice already. | No way, Mary. I've made my choice already. |
1215 | 01:11:14,120 | 01:11:15,884 | I just sang a whole song about it. | I just sang a whole song about it. |
1216 | 01:11:16,080 | 01:11:18,481 | I wanna stay here with you. | I wanna stay here with you. |
1217 | 01:11:20,440 | 01:11:21,566 | So thank you. | So thank you. |
1218 | 01:11:26,360 | 01:11:29,091 | [band plays] | [band plays] |
1219 | 01:11:29,240 | 01:11:31,447 | Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves | Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves |
1220 | 01:11:31,640 | 01:11:35,201 | for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever. | for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever. |
1221 | 01:11:35,760 | 01:11:37,649 | - Head bowling. - What? No! | - Head bowling. - What? No! |
1222 | 01:11:37,800 | 01:11:39,165 | I have not signed off on this! | I have not signed off on this! |
1223 | 01:11:39,320 | 01:11:41,607 | [laughing] - Drumroll, please. | [laughing] - Drumroll, please. |
1224 | 01:11:42,640 | 01:11:47,680 | [dinging] - And a one and a two and a three! | [dinging] - And a one and a two and a three! |
1225 | 01:11:47,840 | 01:11:50,810 | Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck. | Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck. |
1226 | 01:11:50,960 | 01:11:53,486 | All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned. | All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned. |
1227 | 01:11:53,640 | 01:11:54,766 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1228 | 01:11:54,920 | 01:11:56,968 | Please, make this end! Please! | Please, make this end! Please! |
1229 | 01:11:57,160 | 01:11:58,605 | This is great. Call 'em. | This is great. Call 'em. |
1230 | 01:11:58,760 | 01:12:01,491 | [telephone ringing] [all mumbling] | [telephone ringing] [all mumbling] |
1231 | 01:12:01,640 | 01:12:03,324 | [buzzing] | [buzzing] |
1232 | 01:12:05,960 | 01:12:07,928 | Hello? | Hello? |
1233 | 01:12:08,080 | 01:12:11,243 | You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh... | You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh... |
1234 | 01:12:11,400 | 01:12:14,961 | - Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money! | - Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money! |
1235 | 01:12:15,120 | 01:12:19,569 | [laughing] Hey, guys, we got us some money! | [laughing] Hey, guys, we got us some money! |
1236 | 01:12:19,720 | 01:12:24,806 | Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you. | Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you. |
1237 | 01:12:24,960 | 01:12:28,726 | Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere. | Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere. |
1238 | 01:12:28,880 | 01:12:31,804 | - Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo. | - Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo. |
1239 | 01:12:31,960 | 01:12:34,531 | Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with | Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with |
1240 | 01:12:34,680 | 01:12:36,808 | head bowling a little later in the show. | head bowling a little later in the show. |
1241 | 01:12:36,960 | 01:12:41,409 | Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay! | Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay! |
1242 | 01:12:42,640 | 01:12:45,007 | Thank you, thank you, and thank you. | Thank you, thank you, and thank you. |
1243 | 01:12:45,160 | 01:12:47,925 | Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night. | Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night. |
1244 | 01:12:48,080 | 01:12:52,051 | The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka! | The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka! |
1245 | 01:12:52,200 | 01:12:55,249 | - OK. - Ah! That joke's like 50 years old! | - OK. - Ah! That joke's like 50 years old! |
1246 | 01:12:55,400 | 01:12:56,287 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1247 | 01:12:56,440 | 01:12:58,204 | [Fozzie] So how 'bout those shopping centers? | [Fozzie] So how 'bout those shopping centers? |
1248 | 01:12:58,360 | 01:13:00,806 | You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it. | You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it. |
1249 | 01:13:00,960 | 01:13:02,883 | Make it stop! | Make it stop! |
1250 | 01:13:03,040 | 01:13:04,565 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1251 | 01:13:04,720 | 01:13:09,851 | - Wocka wocka wocka wocka! [Jack] Make it stop! No! | - Wocka wocka wocka wocka! [Jack] Make it stop! No! |
1252 | 01:13:10,000 | 01:13:13,322 | - We're not a team! I'm not with him! - What is happening? | - We're not a team! I'm not with him! - What is happening? |
1253 | 01:13:13,480 | 01:13:16,529 | People are actually watching this? | People are actually watching this? |
1254 | 01:13:16,680 | 01:13:20,127 | Deadly! Bring the car! | Deadly! Bring the car! |
1255 | 01:13:20,840 | 01:13:22,171 | What am I gonna do? | What am I gonna do? |
1256 | 01:13:22,320 | 01:13:23,446 | - What am I gonna do? [knocking] | - What am I gonna do? [knocking] |
1257 | 01:13:23,600 | 01:13:26,285 | Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter. | Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter. |
1258 | 01:13:26,440 | 01:13:28,249 | You ready? | You ready? |
1259 | 01:13:28,400 | 01:13:31,449 | No. Yes, yes, yes... | No. Yes, yes, yes... |
1260 | 01:13:32,200 | 01:13:34,123 | Whoopi Goldberg? | Whoopi Goldberg? |
1261 | 01:13:34,280 | 01:13:36,965 | Selena Gomez? And... hi there. | Selena Gomez? And... hi there. |
1262 | 01:13:37,880 | 01:13:40,963 | Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here | Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here |
1263 | 01:13:41,120 | 01:13:43,521 | - something about saving a theater. - Yes, yes, of course. | - something about saving a theater. - Yes, yes, of course. |
1264 | 01:13:43,680 | 01:13:46,286 | I don't really know who you guys are My agent just told me to show up. | I don't really know who you guys are My agent just told me to show up. |
1265 | 01:13:46,480 | 01:13:47,720 | - That's great. - Are you one of the | - That's great. - Are you one of the |
1266 | 01:13:47,880 | 01:13:49,086 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? |
1267 | 01:13:49,240 | 01:13:52,005 | Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help. | Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help. |
1268 | 01:13:52,160 | 01:13:55,642 | And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV | And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV |
1269 | 01:13:55,800 | 01:13:57,928 | before millions of people to prove you have what it takes | before millions of people to prove you have what it takes |
1270 | 01:13:58,120 | 01:14:00,805 | to become one of the Muppets. Good luck. | to become one of the Muppets. Good luck. |
1271 | 01:14:04,640 | 01:14:07,211 | Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act | Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act |
1272 | 01:14:07,360 | 01:14:10,170 | to the show. Introducing Walter. | to the show. Introducing Walter. |
1273 | 01:14:10,320 | 01:14:12,766 | [applauding] [inhales deeply] | [applauding] [inhales deeply] |
1274 | 01:14:17,560 | 01:14:20,370 | [screaming] [crashing] | [screaming] [crashing] |
1275 | 01:14:20,560 | 01:14:21,891 | [Fozzie] That's not good. | [Fozzie] That's not good. |
1276 | 01:14:22,200 | 01:14:27,127 | [clears throat] It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's... | [clears throat] It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's... |
1277 | 01:14:27,280 | 01:14:31,330 | Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop. | Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop. |
1278 | 01:14:31,480 | 01:14:32,686 | [applause] | [applause] |
1279 | 01:14:32,840 | 01:14:34,330 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
1280 | 01:14:37,320 | 01:14:39,482 | [laughing] [mumbling] | [laughing] [mumbling] |
1281 | 01:14:44,080 | 01:14:48,449 | Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here! | Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here! |
1282 | 01:14:48,600 | 01:14:50,887 | [vocalizing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"] | [vocalizing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"] |
1283 | 01:14:52,920 | 01:14:54,763 | Wait a minute. What are you doing? | Wait a minute. What are you doing? |
1284 | 01:14:54,920 | 01:14:57,161 | Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No! | Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No! |
1285 | 01:15:02,440 | 01:15:04,727 | You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time! | You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time! |
1286 | 01:15:07,480 | 01:15:08,811 | Ow! | Ow! |
1287 | 01:15:10,880 | 01:15:12,370 | Careful around the ears! | Careful around the ears! |
1288 | 01:15:19,600 | 01:15:20,601 | [groans] | [groans] |
1289 | 01:15:30,960 | 01:15:33,531 | [high pitched] Ah! That was hot! | [high pitched] Ah! That was hot! |
1290 | 01:15:33,680 | 01:15:36,843 | Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big? | Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big? |
1291 | 01:15:37,000 | 01:15:39,606 | What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! | What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! |
1292 | 01:15:39,800 | 01:15:41,882 | Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head? | Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head? |
1293 | 01:15:42,040 | 01:15:44,884 | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black! | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black! |
1294 | 01:15:45,040 | 01:15:46,849 | [applause] | [applause] |
1295 | 01:15:47,520 | 01:15:50,763 | Nice work, everybody. [mumbles] Chickens, you're up next! | Nice work, everybody. [mumbles] Chickens, you're up next! |
1296 | 01:15:50,920 | 01:15:53,287 | It's going rather nicely. We might just make this | It's going rather nicely. We might just make this |
1297 | 01:15:54,040 | 01:15:56,202 | And now I am pleased and proud to present | And now I am pleased and proud to present |
1298 | 01:15:56,400 | 01:15:59,643 | those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends! | those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends! |
1299 | 01:15:59,800 | 01:16:02,007 | ["Forget You" playing] | ["Forget You" playing] |
1300 | 01:16:07,280 | 01:16:09,886 | [clucking in tune] | [clucking in tune] |
1301 | 01:16:43,720 | 01:16:44,721 | [applause] | [applause] |
1302 | 01:16:44,880 | 01:16:47,486 | Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends! | Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends! |
1303 | 01:16:48,960 | 01:16:51,964 | No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this. | No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this. |
1304 | 01:16:52,120 | 01:16:54,691 | So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal | So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal |
1305 | 01:16:54,880 | 01:16:57,451 | of ten million dollars by midnight. And if... | of ten million dollars by midnight. And if... |
1306 | 01:16:57,600 | 01:16:59,284 | [power failing] [gasping] | [power failing] [gasping] |
1307 | 01:16:59,440 | 01:17:00,487 | Oh, dear. | Oh, dear. |
1308 | 01:17:00,640 | 01:17:01,846 | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed. | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed. |
1309 | 01:17:02,000 | 01:17:04,810 | We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter! | We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter! |
1310 | 01:17:04,960 | 01:17:06,689 | [crackling, sizzling] | [crackling, sizzling] |
1311 | 01:17:08,600 | 01:17:14,130 | Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets! | Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets! |
1312 | 01:17:14,280 | 01:17:17,204 | [laughing] [growling] | [laughing] [growling] |
1313 | 01:17:19,120 | 01:17:22,044 | [Fozzie] Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money | [Fozzie] Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money |
1314 | 01:17:22,240 | 01:17:23,366 | with no electricity? | with no electricity? |
1315 | 01:17:23,520 | 01:17:25,761 | [Kermit] All right, calm down, everybody. | [Kermit] All right, calm down, everybody. |
1316 | 01:17:29,680 | 01:17:32,365 | - Is everybody OK? - Yeah. | - Is everybody OK? - Yeah. |
1317 | 01:17:32,520 | 01:17:35,091 | Well, we can't do the show without power. | Well, we can't do the show without power. |
1318 | 01:17:35,240 | 01:17:38,164 | - Anybody got any bright ideas? - Not now, Fozzie. | - Anybody got any bright ideas? - Not now, Fozzie. |
1319 | 01:17:38,320 | 01:17:40,687 | Ten-gauge gator grip. | Ten-gauge gator grip. |
1320 | 01:17:42,400 | 01:17:44,687 | I love it when you talk shop. | I love it when you talk shop. |
1321 | 01:17:46,720 | 01:17:48,006 | [exclaiming] | [exclaiming] |
1322 | 01:17:51,320 | 01:17:53,129 | [sighing] | [sighing] |
1323 | 01:17:55,320 | 01:17:57,004 | Oh! [clears throat] | Oh! [clears throat] |
1324 | 01:17:57,160 | 01:17:58,969 | ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ Mee mee mee mee | ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ Mee mee mee mee |
1325 | 01:18:00,080 | 01:18:02,651 | [Tex] What? How'd they get the power back? | [Tex] What? How'd they get the power back? |
1326 | 01:18:02,800 | 01:18:03,801 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
1327 | 01:18:03,960 | 01:18:05,883 | We're gonna have to get up on that roof | We're gonna have to get up on that roof |
1328 | 01:18:06,040 | 01:18:09,487 | and shut 'em down for good! Bolt cutters! | and shut 'em down for good! Bolt cutters! |
1329 | 01:18:09,640 | 01:18:11,847 | Bolt cutters. | Bolt cutters. |
1330 | 01:18:12,040 | 01:18:14,247 | Deadly! You come with me. | Deadly! You come with me. |
1331 | 01:18:15,600 | 01:18:18,251 | That's it. | That's it. |
1332 | 01:18:18,400 | 01:18:19,765 | Hm. | Hm. |
1333 | 01:18:27,800 | 01:18:30,041 | To the end of the Muppets! | To the end of the Muppets! |
1334 | 01:18:30,200 | 01:18:31,964 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
1335 | 01:18:32,120 | 01:18:34,202 | Deadly! What are you doing? | Deadly! What are you doing? |
1336 | 01:18:34,360 | 01:18:35,964 | Enough! | Enough! |
1337 | 01:18:36,120 | 01:18:40,648 | Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, | Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, |
1338 | 01:18:40,800 | 01:18:43,849 | does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, | does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, |
1339 | 01:18:44,000 | 01:18:48,881 | I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! | I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! |
1340 | 01:18:49,040 | 01:18:52,806 | Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh! | Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh! |
1341 | 01:18:52,960 | 01:18:56,487 | - What does that mean? - It's an idiom, you idiot, | - What does that mean? - It's an idiom, you idiot, |
1342 | 01:18:56,640 | 01:19:00,486 | because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! | because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! |
1343 | 01:19:00,640 | 01:19:02,165 | [thudding] - Oopsie. | [thudding] - Oopsie. |
1344 | 01:19:02,320 | 01:19:03,890 | [Deadly laughing] | [Deadly laughing] |
1345 | 01:19:04,040 | 01:19:05,166 | Deadly. | Deadly. |
1346 | 01:19:06,480 | 01:19:09,404 | Now that's a maniacal laugh for you! | Now that's a maniacal laugh for you! |
1347 | 01:19:09,560 | 01:19:12,564 | Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast? | Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast? |
1348 | 01:19:12,720 | 01:19:14,802 | We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker. | We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker. |
1349 | 01:19:14,960 | 01:19:18,009 | Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just... | Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just... |
1350 | 01:19:18,160 | 01:19:20,242 | I realized you don't let the most important person | I realized you don't let the most important person |
1351 | 01:19:20,440 | 01:19:22,727 | in your world slip away. | in your world slip away. |
1352 | 01:19:30,080 | 01:19:31,969 | - Hey, Scooter? - Yeah? | - Hey, Scooter? - Yeah? |
1353 | 01:19:32,160 | 01:19:34,481 | Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty? | Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty? |
1354 | 01:19:34,640 | 01:19:37,450 | But, chief, I don't go onstage. | But, chief, I don't go onstage. |
1355 | 01:19:37,600 | 01:19:41,161 | Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked. | Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked. |
1356 | 01:19:41,320 | 01:19:42,890 | Yeah, but, I... | Yeah, but, I... |
1357 | 01:19:43,040 | 01:19:44,929 | Ha... ha... ha... | Ha... ha... ha... |
1358 | 01:19:45,240 | 01:19:46,480 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
1359 | 01:19:47,280 | 01:19:48,486 | Uh, Miss Piggy? | Uh, Miss Piggy? |
1360 | 01:19:58,080 | 01:19:59,844 | [audience applauding] | [audience applauding] |
1361 | 01:20:03,240 | 01:20:04,844 | [stuttering] | [stuttering] |
1362 | 01:20:05,000 | 01:20:08,322 | - You are all naked. [gasping] | - You are all naked. [gasping] |
1363 | 01:20:08,480 | 01:20:09,891 | [Scooter] Well, sorta. | [Scooter] Well, sorta. |
1364 | 01:20:10,040 | 01:20:13,567 | OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen, | OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen, |
1365 | 01:20:13,720 | 01:20:16,803 | please welcome, a real hero... | please welcome, a real hero... |
1366 | 01:20:24,960 | 01:20:28,931 | [Miss Piggy] You saved it? After all this time? | [Miss Piggy] You saved it? After all this time? |
1367 | 01:20:29,080 | 01:20:32,084 | Oh, Kermie. | Oh, Kermie. |
1368 | 01:20:41,960 | 01:20:45,806 | [clears throat] I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff. | [clears throat] I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff. |
1369 | 01:20:45,960 | 01:20:48,122 | - Yes, Kermie? - Well... | - Yes, Kermie? - Well... |
1370 | 01:20:49,640 | 01:20:53,770 | ...over the last week, I realized that... | ...over the last week, I realized that... |
1371 | 01:20:55,240 | 01:20:56,526 | I miss you. | I miss you. |
1372 | 01:20:57,560 | 01:21:00,882 | And I need you. | And I need you. |
1373 | 01:21:02,080 | 01:21:07,644 | And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. | And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. |
1374 | 01:21:08,640 | 01:21:11,962 | Maybe you just need one person. | Maybe you just need one person. |
1375 | 01:21:14,400 | 01:21:18,291 | It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight, | It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight, |
1376 | 01:21:18,440 | 01:21:20,841 | it might be the last time we sing together. | it might be the last time we sing together. |
1377 | 01:21:21,000 | 01:21:22,001 | [murmuring] | [murmuring] |
1378 | 01:21:22,160 | 01:21:26,643 | And... Well, are you ready? | And... Well, are you ready? |
1379 | 01:21:27,720 | 01:21:29,529 | Oh, Kermie. | Oh, Kermie. |
1380 | 01:21:32,080 | 01:21:35,004 | [banjo playing] | [banjo playing] |
1381 | 01:21:38,080 | 01:21:40,811 | ♪ Why are there so many | ♪ Why are there so many |
1382 | 01:21:41,000 | 01:21:43,890 | ♪ Songs about rainbows? | ♪ Songs about rainbows? |
1383 | 01:21:44,080 | 01:21:48,722 | ♪ And what's on the other side? | ♪ And what's on the other side? |
1384 | 01:21:50,280 | 01:21:53,090 | ♪ Rainbows are visions | ♪ Rainbows are visions |
1385 | 01:21:53,240 | 01:21:56,323 | ♪ But only illusions | ♪ But only illusions |
1386 | 01:21:56,480 | 01:22:01,122 | ♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide | ♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide |
1387 | 01:22:02,720 | 01:22:04,848 | ♪ So we've been told | ♪ So we've been told |
1388 | 01:22:05,000 | 01:22:09,130 | ♪ And some choose to believe it | ♪ And some choose to believe it |
1389 | 01:22:09,280 | 01:22:14,127 | ♪ I know they're wrong Wait and see | ♪ I know they're wrong Wait and see |
1390 | 01:22:14,960 | 01:22:18,009 | ♪ Someday we'll find it | ♪ Someday we'll find it |
1391 | 01:22:18,200 | 01:22:21,329 | ♪ The rainbow connection | ♪ The rainbow connection |
1392 | 01:22:21,480 | 01:22:26,122 | ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me | ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me |
1393 | 01:22:26,280 | 01:22:30,171 | ♪ All of us under its spell | ♪ All of us under its spell |
1394 | 01:22:30,320 | 01:22:32,084 | ♪ We know that it's | ♪ We know that it's |
1395 | 01:22:32,240 | 01:22:37,121 | ♪ Probably magic | ♪ Probably magic |
1396 | 01:22:38,560 | 01:22:41,131 | ♪ Have you been half asleep | ♪ Have you been half asleep |
1397 | 01:22:41,280 | 01:22:44,568 | ♪ And have you heard voices? | ♪ And have you heard voices? |
1398 | 01:22:44,720 | 01:22:48,930 | ♪ I've heard them calling my name | ♪ I've heard them calling my name |
1399 | 01:22:49,960 | 01:22:52,361 | [panting] | [panting] |
1400 | 01:22:53,280 | 01:22:55,806 | Hey, these are yours, man. | Hey, these are yours, man. |
1401 | 01:22:55,960 | 01:22:58,008 | I kept 'em for ya. | I kept 'em for ya. |
1402 | 01:22:58,200 | 01:23:00,487 | - Drum. - No drum | - Drum. - No drum |
1403 | 01:23:00,640 | 01:23:02,529 | - Drum! - No drum! | - Drum! - No drum! |
1404 | 01:23:02,680 | 01:23:04,808 | - Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum! | - Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum! |
1405 | 01:23:05,000 | 01:23:07,970 | [yelling] | [yelling] |
1406 | 01:23:11,520 | 01:23:13,488 | You know what to do. | You know what to do. |
1407 | 01:23:15,920 | 01:23:21,211 | ♪ I've heard it too many times to ignore it | ♪ I've heard it too many times to ignore it |
1408 | 01:23:21,360 | 01:23:26,366 | ♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be | ♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be |
1409 | 01:23:27,560 | 01:23:30,882 | - Aaah! ♪ Someday we'll find it | - Aaah! ♪ Someday we'll find it |
1410 | 01:23:31,040 | 01:23:33,884 | ♪ The rainbow connection | ♪ The rainbow connection |
1411 | 01:23:34,040 | 01:23:38,887 | ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪ | ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪ |
1412 | 01:23:39,040 | 01:23:41,611 | [all vocalizing] | [all vocalizing] |
1413 | 01:23:49,520 | 01:23:54,208 | Drum! Drum, drum! Drum! | Drum! Drum, drum! Drum! |
1414 | 01:23:54,360 | 01:23:56,089 | Ah ha ha ha ha. | Ah ha ha ha ha. |
1415 | 01:23:56,240 | 01:23:57,969 | - You still got it, man! [applause] | - You still got it, man! [applause] |
1416 | 01:23:58,120 | 01:24:03,206 | Piggy? Will you stay... for me? | Piggy? Will you stay... for me? |
1417 | 01:24:03,360 | 01:24:05,601 | - For you, Kermie? - Yeah. | - For you, Kermie? - Yeah. |
1418 | 01:24:05,760 | 01:24:06,921 | Of course! | Of course! |
1419 | 01:24:12,600 | 01:24:13,601 | Woo hoo! | Woo hoo! |
1420 | 01:24:20,720 | 01:24:22,210 | Thank you, everybody. | Thank you, everybody. |
1421 | 01:24:22,360 | 01:24:24,806 | Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen, | Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen, |
1422 | 01:24:24,960 | 01:24:29,249 | it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet, | it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet, |
1423 | 01:24:29,400 | 01:24:33,928 | but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act. | but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act. |
1424 | 01:24:34,080 | 01:24:38,005 | [man on PA] The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages. | [man on PA] The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages. |
1425 | 01:24:41,160 | 01:24:44,721 | Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy? | Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy? |
1426 | 01:24:44,880 | 01:24:48,521 | Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned. | Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned. |
1427 | 01:24:48,680 | 01:24:49,806 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
1428 | 01:24:49,960 | 01:24:51,564 | We need one last act to bring us home. | We need one last act to bring us home. |
1429 | 01:24:51,720 | 01:24:54,530 | I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas. | I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas. |
1430 | 01:24:54,680 | 01:24:56,011 | You guys see if you can come up with something. | You guys see if you can come up with something. |
1431 | 01:24:56,160 | 01:24:58,208 | We have two minutes! Two minutes! | We have two minutes! Two minutes! |
1432 | 01:24:58,400 | 01:25:01,722 | - Think, think, think! [Fozzie] What am I thinking? | - Think, think, think! [Fozzie] What am I thinking? |
1433 | 01:25:01,880 | 01:25:05,202 | Walter. Walt! | Walter. Walt! |
1434 | 01:25:06,120 | 01:25:07,929 | - Walter! - Gary? | - Walter! - Gary? |
1435 | 01:25:08,120 | 01:25:11,522 | - Wha... You came back. - Walter. | - Wha... You came back. - Walter. |
1436 | 01:25:11,680 | 01:25:13,409 | What are you doing down here? | What are you doing down here? |
1437 | 01:25:13,560 | 01:25:17,201 | They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys. | They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys. |
1438 | 01:25:17,360 | 01:25:21,809 | I can't. What if people laugh at me? I... | I can't. What if people laugh at me? I... |
1439 | 01:25:21,960 | 01:25:26,522 | I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you. | I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you. |
1440 | 01:25:29,000 | 01:25:31,810 | Look, Walter, you're my brother, | Look, Walter, you're my brother, |
1441 | 01:25:31,960 | 01:25:37,569 | and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys. | and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys. |
1442 | 01:25:37,720 | 01:25:40,849 | Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this. | Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this. |
1443 | 01:25:41,000 | 01:25:43,571 | You're the one who brought everyone here together. | You're the one who brought everyone here together. |
1444 | 01:25:43,720 | 01:25:48,362 | You always believe in other people, but that's easy. | You always believe in other people, but that's easy. |
1445 | 01:25:48,520 | 01:25:51,888 | Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, | Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, |
1446 | 01:25:52,080 | 01:25:55,050 | because that's what growing up is. | because that's what growing up is. |
1447 | 01:25:56,120 | 01:25:58,964 | It's becoming who you want to be. | It's becoming who you want to be. |
1448 | 01:25:59,120 | 01:26:02,841 | You have to try. Please, Walter. | You have to try. Please, Walter. |
1449 | 01:26:05,240 | 01:26:06,446 | You're my hero. | You're my hero. |
1450 | 01:26:11,040 | 01:26:13,407 | [ticking] | [ticking] |
1451 | 01:26:15,320 | 01:26:18,927 | [ticking] [bell dings] | [ticking] [bell dings] |
1452 | 01:26:19,080 | 01:26:22,084 | OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with? | OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with? |
1453 | 01:26:22,280 | 01:26:25,648 | - Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. - No, no, no, we can't do that. | - Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. - No, no, no, we can't do that. |
1454 | 01:26:25,800 | 01:26:28,565 | - I could break out the fart shoes. - No, no, no, that will never work! | - I could break out the fart shoes. - No, no, no, that will never work! |
1455 | 01:26:28,720 | 01:26:29,881 | [man on P.A.] We're back in three, two... | [man on P.A.] We're back in three, two... |
1456 | 01:26:31,600 | 01:26:34,171 | Oh, no! | Oh, no! |
1457 | 01:26:36,320 | 01:26:37,731 | [slow whistling] | [slow whistling] |
1458 | 01:26:40,400 | 01:26:43,210 | [whistling] | [whistling] |
1459 | 01:26:50,480 | 01:26:52,050 | It's Walter. | It's Walter. |
1460 | 01:26:52,200 | 01:26:54,202 | [whistles up-tempo song with orchestra] | [whistles up-tempo song with orchestra] |
1461 | 01:27:30,200 | 01:27:32,202 | [whistling higher octave] | [whistling higher octave] |
1462 | 01:27:32,360 | 01:27:35,443 | [hitting high note] [glass shattering] | [hitting high note] [glass shattering] |
1463 | 01:27:37,800 | 01:27:39,882 | [finale with orchestra] | [finale with orchestra] |
1464 | 01:27:48,360 | 01:27:50,408 | [applause] | [applause] |
1465 | 01:27:53,120 | 01:27:54,724 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1466 | 01:27:54,880 | 01:27:59,124 | - He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful! | - He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful! |
1467 | 01:28:02,600 | 01:28:04,921 | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Walter! | [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Walter! |
1468 | 01:28:05,080 | 01:28:07,686 | It looks like we're going to get our studio back! | It looks like we're going to get our studio back! |
1469 | 01:28:07,880 | 01:28:11,930 | This just in: the Muppets are about to take back their studio. | This just in: the Muppets are about to take back their studio. |
1470 | 01:28:12,240 | 01:28:14,208 | [engine starts] [tires squealing] | [engine starts] [tires squealing] |
1471 | 01:28:17,360 | 01:28:21,285 | [80's Robot] Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities. | [80's Robot] Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities. |
1472 | 01:28:21,480 | 01:28:23,847 | [woman on phone] We're sorry... - What happened? Hello? | [woman on phone] We're sorry... - What happened? Hello? |
1473 | 01:28:24,000 | 01:28:26,685 | - Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead. | - Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead. |
1474 | 01:28:26,840 | 01:28:32,370 | News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead. | News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead. |
1475 | 01:28:35,160 | 01:28:36,730 | [all] Ooh... | [all] Ooh... |
1476 | 01:28:38,520 | 01:28:40,090 | [bell ringing] [groaning] | [bell ringing] [groaning] |
1477 | 01:28:45,240 | 01:28:46,685 | [audience gasps] | [audience gasps] |
1478 | 01:28:48,040 | 01:28:51,601 | I did it. I beat you. | I did it. I beat you. |
1479 | 01:28:54,840 | 01:29:00,006 | Game over, Kermit. You lost. | Game over, Kermit. You lost. |
1480 | 01:29:00,160 | 01:29:01,650 | [groaning] | [groaning] |
1481 | 01:29:01,800 | 01:29:02,847 | Chicky! | Chicky! |
1482 | 01:29:03,000 | 01:29:07,244 | Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off! | Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off! |
1483 | 01:29:07,440 | 01:29:10,887 | - The show is over! [audience gasps] | - The show is over! [audience gasps] |
1484 | 01:29:11,040 | 01:29:12,804 | But we were so close! | But we were so close! |
1485 | 01:29:12,960 | 01:29:16,328 | [whirring] [audience gasps] | [whirring] [audience gasps] |
1486 | 01:29:18,320 | 01:29:20,527 | Or not. | Or not. |
1487 | 01:29:20,680 | 01:29:22,808 | It kinda makes me feel better, honestly. | It kinda makes me feel better, honestly. |
1488 | 01:29:23,000 | 01:29:25,606 | I mean, we were nowhere close at all. | I mean, we were nowhere close at all. |
1489 | 01:29:25,760 | 01:29:29,845 | You artists formerly known as the Muppets | You artists formerly known as the Muppets |
1490 | 01:29:30,000 | 01:29:32,810 | are standing on private property. | are standing on private property. |
1491 | 01:29:32,960 | 01:29:35,850 | My private property | My private property |
1492 | 01:29:36,000 | 01:29:38,810 | And I'm telling you to leave. Now! | And I'm telling you to leave. Now! |
1493 | 01:29:38,960 | 01:29:40,371 | [whimpering] | [whimpering] |
1494 | 01:29:47,080 | 01:29:49,765 | He's right, everybody. | He's right, everybody. |
1495 | 01:29:49,920 | 01:29:53,481 | He won. We gotta go. | He won. We gotta go. |
1496 | 01:29:54,440 | 01:29:56,204 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
1497 | 01:29:57,520 | 01:30:00,171 | [sighs, sniffs] | [sighs, sniffs] |
1498 | 01:30:00,320 | 01:30:03,051 | [flatulence sounds] | [flatulence sounds] |
1499 | 01:30:06,080 | 01:30:07,730 | [Rowlf] Not now, Fozzie. | [Rowlf] Not now, Fozzie. |
1500 | 01:30:08,440 | 01:30:09,601 | [flatulence sounds cease] | [flatulence sounds cease] |
1501 | 01:30:11,200 | 01:30:13,646 | - I can't believe this. - I know. | - I can't believe this. - I know. |
1502 | 01:30:17,920 | 01:30:21,322 | Well, that's that. | Well, that's that. |
1503 | 01:30:24,600 | 01:30:26,011 | [door slams] | [door slams] |
1504 | 01:30:27,280 | 01:30:29,487 | This isn't right. | This isn't right. |
1505 | 01:30:29,640 | 01:30:31,529 | It can't end like this. | It can't end like this. |
1506 | 01:30:31,680 | 01:30:33,523 | But what can we do? | But what can we do? |
1507 | 01:30:40,840 | 01:30:43,047 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
1508 | 01:30:46,480 | 01:30:52,169 | Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? | Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? |
1509 | 01:30:53,160 | 01:30:58,371 | Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried. | Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried. |
1510 | 01:30:58,520 | 01:31:00,807 | And if we failed, we failed together, | And if we failed, we failed together, |
1511 | 01:31:00,960 | 01:31:06,285 | and to me, that's not failing at all. | and to me, that's not failing at all. |
1512 | 01:31:06,480 | 01:31:09,245 | And I don't care what anybody says. | And I don't care what anybody says. |
1513 | 01:31:09,440 | 01:31:15,686 | And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe. | And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe. |
1514 | 01:31:15,840 | 01:31:18,889 | - I believe in you. - Huh? | - I believe in you. - Huh? |
1515 | 01:31:19,040 | 01:31:21,168 | - And you. - Me? | - And you. - Me? |
1516 | 01:31:21,320 | 01:31:25,211 | - And you. [sighs] | - And you. [sighs] |
1517 | 01:31:25,360 | 01:31:28,284 | You know, what's important isn't this building or a name. | You know, what's important isn't this building or a name. |
1518 | 01:31:28,440 | 01:31:31,171 | It's each other. So I say, fine, | It's each other. So I say, fine, |
1519 | 01:31:31,320 | 01:31:33,926 | let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top. | let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top. |
1520 | 01:31:34,080 | 01:31:37,084 | [all] Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors | [all] Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors |
1521 | 01:31:37,240 | 01:31:42,690 | with our heads held high. As a family. | with our heads held high. As a family. |
1522 | 01:31:42,840 | 01:31:46,731 | - Because that's what we are. [all] Yeah. Yeah. | - Because that's what we are. [all] Yeah. Yeah. |
1523 | 01:32:12,680 | 01:32:13,841 | [sighing] | [sighing] |
1524 | 01:32:16,040 | 01:32:19,089 | [cheering] [cameras clicking] | [cheering] [cameras clicking] |
1525 | 01:32:32,320 | 01:32:34,891 | [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! | [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! |
1526 | 01:32:39,720 | 01:32:41,290 | Wow. | Wow. |
1527 | 01:32:44,480 | 01:32:47,165 | [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! | [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! |
1528 | 01:32:51,840 | 01:32:53,444 | All right. | All right. |
1529 | 01:32:53,600 | 01:32:55,887 | [chanting continues] | [chanting continues] |
1530 | 01:32:56,040 | 01:32:58,646 | - Wow. - Wow. | - Wow. - Wow. |
1531 | 01:33:01,760 | 01:33:04,240 | [laughs] - Hey, where's Walter? | [laughs] - Hey, where's Walter? |
1532 | 01:33:04,400 | 01:33:09,804 | See? Your fans, they love you guys! | See? Your fans, they love you guys! |
1533 | 01:33:09,960 | 01:33:12,201 | Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us? | Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us? |
1534 | 01:33:12,360 | 01:33:13,885 | [Fozzie] Yeah! Come on! [Rowlf] Come on, Walter! | [Fozzie] Yeah! Come on! [Rowlf] Come on, Walter! |
1535 | 01:33:14,040 | 01:33:16,611 | - Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come! | - Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come! |
1536 | 01:33:16,760 | 01:33:20,890 | What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there. | What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there. |
1537 | 01:33:21,040 | 01:33:23,122 | Yeah, go ahead. | Yeah, go ahead. |
1538 | 01:33:41,000 | 01:33:43,002 | [crowd cheering] | [crowd cheering] |
1539 | 01:33:48,480 | 01:33:52,929 | [all] Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! | [all] Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! |
1540 | 01:34:09,240 | 01:34:10,969 | Hm? Oh. | Hm? Oh. |
1541 | 01:34:11,160 | 01:34:14,164 | How charming. A finale. | How charming. A finale. |
1542 | 01:34:21,680 | 01:34:24,126 | ♪ Everything is great | ♪ Everything is great |
1543 | 01:34:24,280 | 01:34:26,123 | ♪ Everything is grand | ♪ Everything is grand |
1544 | 01:34:26,280 | 01:34:31,650 | ♪ We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand | ♪ We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand |
1545 | 01:34:31,800 | 01:34:33,768 | ♪ Everything is perfect | ♪ Everything is perfect |
1546 | 01:34:33,920 | 01:34:36,127 | ♪ It's falling into place | ♪ It's falling into place |
1547 | 01:34:36,280 | 01:34:40,205 | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face | ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face |
1548 | 01:34:40,400 | 01:34:42,050 | ♪ Life's a happy song | ♪ Life's a happy song |
1549 | 01:34:42,200 | 01:34:45,727 | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along | ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along |
1550 | 01:34:46,680 | 01:34:47,886 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
1551 | 01:34:48,040 | 01:34:51,601 | ♪ Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after | ♪ Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after |
1552 | 01:34:51,760 | 01:34:54,127 | ♪ And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift | ♪ And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift |
1553 | 01:34:54,280 | 01:34:55,327 | ♪ Laughter | ♪ Laughter |
1554 | 01:34:55,480 | 01:34:58,962 | ♪ Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long" | ♪ Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long" |
1555 | 01:34:59,120 | 01:35:02,522 | ♪ Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song | ♪ Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song |
1556 | 01:35:02,680 | 01:35:05,365 | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side |
1557 | 01:35:05,520 | 01:35:06,931 | ♪ To sing along | ♪ To sing along |
1558 | 01:35:07,080 | 01:35:08,809 | We're happier when you don't sing. | We're happier when you don't sing. |
1559 | 01:35:09,520 | 01:35:14,128 | ♪ We've got everything that we need | ♪ We've got everything that we need |
1560 | 01:35:14,280 | 01:35:16,681 | ♪ We can be whatever we want to be | ♪ We can be whatever we want to be |
1561 | 01:35:16,840 | 01:35:20,162 | ♪ Nothing we can't do | ♪ Nothing we can't do |
1562 | 01:35:20,360 | 01:35:23,921 | ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you | ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you |
1563 | 01:35:24,080 | 01:35:26,401 | ♪ And you and you and you and you | ♪ And you and you and you and you |
1564 | 01:35:26,560 | 01:35:27,721 | Well, all of you. Yeah! | Well, all of you. Yeah! |
1565 | 01:35:27,880 | 01:35:31,521 | ♪ La la La la la la la | ♪ La la La la la la la |
1566 | 01:35:31,680 | 01:35:33,205 | ♪ La la | ♪ La la |
1567 | 01:35:33,360 | 01:35:36,443 | [Jack] Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black! | [Jack] Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black! |
1568 | 01:35:36,600 | 01:35:39,285 | No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down. | No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down. |
1569 | 01:35:39,440 | 01:35:41,886 | - All hail the Hobo King. - What are you doing? This is insane. | - All hail the Hobo King. - What are you doing? This is insane. |
1570 | 01:35:42,040 | 01:35:46,443 | ♪ We've got everything that we need | ♪ We've got everything that we need |
1571 | 01:35:46,600 | 01:35:49,080 | ♪ We can be whatever we want to be | ♪ We can be whatever we want to be |
1572 | 01:35:49,240 | 01:35:52,722 | ♪ Nothing that we can't do | ♪ Nothing that we can't do |
1573 | 01:35:52,880 | 01:35:55,963 | ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you | ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you |
1574 | 01:35:56,120 | 01:35:58,327 | ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ When there's someone | ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ When there's someone |
1575 | 01:35:58,520 | 01:36:01,126 | ♪ By your side to sing ♪ Life's a happy song | ♪ By your side to sing ♪ Life's a happy song |
1576 | 01:36:01,280 | 01:36:03,282 | ♪ Mee mee mee Mee mee mee | ♪ Mee mee mee Mee mee mee |
1577 | 01:36:03,480 | 01:36:06,165 | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone | ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone |
1578 | 01:36:06,360 | 01:36:07,850 | ♪ Someone ♪ Someone | ♪ Someone ♪ Someone |
1579 | 01:36:08,000 | 01:36:10,890 | ♪ By your side | ♪ By your side |
1580 | 01:36:11,040 | 01:36:15,170 | ♪ To sing along | ♪ To sing along |
1581 | 01:36:20,040 | 01:36:22,247 | [whistling] | [whistling] |
1582 | 01:36:32,040 | 01:36:34,088 | I just have one question I need to ask you. | I just have one question I need to ask you. |
1583 | 01:36:34,920 | 01:36:38,891 | Will you, Mary... marry me? | Will you, Mary... marry me? |
1584 | 01:36:41,520 | 01:36:43,727 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do |
1585 | 01:36:43,880 | 01:36:45,928 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do |
1586 | 01:36:46,800 | 01:36:48,529 | ♪ Mahna Mahna - You're breaking the law! | ♪ Mahna Mahna - You're breaking the law! |
1587 | 01:36:48,680 | 01:36:49,681 | I own that name. | I own that name. |
1588 | 01:36:49,840 | 01:36:52,571 | Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to... [yells] | Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to... [yells] |
1589 | 01:36:55,000 | 01:36:56,843 | "Oil" bet that hurt. | "Oil" bet that hurt. |
1590 | 01:36:57,040 | 01:36:59,168 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
1591 | 01:37:00,080 | 01:37:04,210 | [man] This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. | [man] This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. |
1592 | 01:37:04,360 | 01:37:06,249 | Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury. | Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury. |
1593 | 01:37:06,400 | 01:37:08,801 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do |
1594 | 01:37:08,960 | 01:37:11,122 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do |
1595 | 01:37:11,280 | 01:37:15,524 | ♪ Mahna Mahna - Hey, Richman! We had a deal! | ♪ Mahna Mahna - Hey, Richman! We had a deal! |
1596 | 01:37:15,720 | 01:37:17,722 | - Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man. | - Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man. |
1597 | 01:37:17,880 | 01:37:20,645 | - What the wocka? [grunting] | - What the wocka? [grunting] |
1598 | 01:37:28,920 | 01:37:29,967 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
1599 | 01:37:32,080 | 01:37:34,606 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do |
1600 | 01:37:34,760 | 01:37:37,161 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do |
1601 | 01:37:37,320 | 01:37:40,802 | [man] Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight. | [man] Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight. |
1602 | 01:37:41,000 | 01:37:43,128 | Kermit says, 'We need some time alone. | Kermit says, 'We need some time alone. |
1603 | 01:37:43,280 | 01:37:45,282 | - Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about? | - Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about? |
1604 | 01:37:45,440 | 01:37:49,809 | Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications. | Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications. |
1605 | 01:37:49,960 | 01:37:53,248 | - How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy! | - How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy! |
1606 | 01:37:53,400 | 01:37:55,528 | - How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy! | - How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy! |
1607 | 01:37:57,600 | 01:37:59,728 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do |
1608 | 01:37:59,880 | 01:38:02,326 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do |
1609 | 01:38:02,520 | 01:38:04,727 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do |
1610 | 01:38:04,880 | 01:38:06,803 | ♪ Do-do-do, Do-do-do Do-do-do | ♪ Do-do-do, Do-do-do Do-do-do |
1611 | 01:38:06,960 | 01:38:08,610 | ♪ Do-do Do-do-do-do | ♪ Do-do Do-do-do-do |
1612 | 01:38:10,720 | 01:38:11,881 | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ | ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ |
1613 | 01:38:14,240 | 01:38:16,641 | [♪ Bret McKenzie: "Life's a Happy Song"] | [♪ Bret McKenzie: "Life's a Happy Song"] |