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1 00:00:31,760 00:00:33,888 [♪ Paul Simon: "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"] [♪ Paul Simon: "Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"]
2 00:00:42,280 00:00:43,281 [laughing] [laughing]
3 00:00:43,480 00:00:44,970 [man] That's me, Walter. [man] That's me, Walter.
4 00:00:45,120 00:00:46,849 Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are!
5 00:00:47,000 00:00:49,765 [Walter] I have the best life in the whole world. [Walter] I have the best life in the whole world.
6 00:00:50,520 00:00:51,646 [laughing] [laughing]
7 00:00:51,800 00:00:53,882 [giggles] That's my brother, Gary. [giggles] That's my brother, Gary.
8 00:00:54,040 00:00:56,520 He's the best friend you could ever have. He's the best friend you could ever have.
9 00:00:57,600 00:01:00,524 Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
10 00:01:00,680 00:01:02,284 We could be twins. We could be twins.
11 00:01:02,840 00:01:05,127 Here's where we live: Smalltown... Here's where we live: Smalltown...
12 00:01:08,920 00:01:11,287 ...the best town you could ever grow up in. ...the best town you could ever grow up in.
13 00:01:15,120 00:01:17,885 Gary and I did everything together. Gary and I did everything together.
14 00:01:18,040 00:01:19,041 [bell dings] [bell dings]
15 00:01:22,080 00:01:24,048 [grunting] [grunting]
16 00:01:24,600 00:01:26,568 [chuckles] [chuckles]
17 00:01:28,920 00:01:32,049 And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me. And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me.
18 00:01:32,200 00:01:35,602 I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me! I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me!
19 00:01:35,760 00:01:37,125 Aaah! Aaah!
20 00:01:38,240 00:01:39,810 [Walter] We were a great team. [Walter] We were a great team.
21 00:01:40,960 00:01:43,645 - Nice job, Walter. - Thanks, Gary. - Nice job, Walter. - Thanks, Gary.
22 00:01:45,800 00:01:47,962 [grunting] [grunting]
23 00:01:48,960 00:01:51,486 [Walter] Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect. [Walter] Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect.
24 00:01:51,640 00:01:54,530 - That was so fun! [Walter] Nothing is. - That was so fun! [Walter] Nothing is.
25 00:01:54,680 00:01:55,761 [man] Sorry, kid. [man] Sorry, kid.
26 00:01:55,920 00:01:58,241 [girl] I wanna do that again! [man] Come on. I'll ride with ya! [girl] I wanna do that again! [man] Come on. I'll ride with ya!
27 00:01:58,400 00:01:59,640 [boy] Hurry up! [boy] Hurry up!
28 00:01:59,800 00:02:03,646 [Walter] Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them. [Walter] Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them.
29 00:02:08,240 00:02:11,608 Ride's bogus, anyway. Hey, wanna rent a video? Ride's bogus, anyway. Hey, wanna rent a video?
30 00:02:11,760 00:02:14,366 [Walter] Yeah. Race you home! [Walter] Yeah. Race you home!
31 00:02:14,520 00:02:18,605 And, well, that night sorta changed everything. And, well, that night sorta changed everything.
32 00:02:19,480 00:02:23,724 It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin! It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!
33 00:02:24,920 00:02:26,809 [Walter] I found them... [Walter] I found them...
34 00:02:27,000 00:02:28,240 [gasps] [gasps]
35 00:02:28,400 00:02:29,640 The Muppets. The Muppets.
36 00:02:33,520 00:02:34,521 [inhales deeply] [inhales deeply]
37 00:02:34,680 00:02:37,684 I guess you could say I was their number one fan. I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
38 00:02:37,880 00:02:42,329 [gasps] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios. [gasps] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios.
39 00:02:42,480 00:02:44,130 [rattling] [chuckles] [rattling] [chuckles]
40 00:02:44,280 00:02:46,044 [gasps] [gasps]
41 00:02:46,200 00:02:48,089 And they made all the difference. And they made all the difference.
42 00:02:48,240 00:02:50,641 [kids] Trick or treat! [Walter] Because from then on... [kids] Trick or treat! [Walter] Because from then on...
43 00:02:50,800 00:02:52,245 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Gary. - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Gary.
44 00:02:52,440 00:02:56,126 - Hey. - Hi-ho, guys. Yay! - Hey. - Hi-ho, guys. Yay!
45 00:02:56,320 00:02:58,607 [laughing] [laughing]
46 00:02:58,760 00:03:02,526 [boy] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978? [boy] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
47 00:03:02,680 00:03:05,126 [Walter] ...even on the worst days, I knew... [Walter] ...even on the worst days, I knew...
48 00:03:05,280 00:03:06,327 [sighs] [sighs]
49 00:03:06,480 00:03:08,767 ...that as the years passed... ...that as the years passed...
50 00:03:08,920 00:03:10,570 [Kermit on TV] Cancel that last remark. [Kermit on TV] Cancel that last remark.
51 00:03:10,720 00:03:13,769 [Walter] ...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... [Walter] ...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...
52 00:03:13,960 00:03:15,564 [both laughing] [both laughing]
53 00:03:16,080 00:03:18,481 ...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, ...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish,
54 00:03:18,640 00:03:22,326 the world can't be such a bad place after all. the world can't be such a bad place after all.
55 00:03:25,040 00:03:26,371 All right, good night, buddy. All right, good night, buddy.
56 00:03:26,560 00:03:28,562 Oh, good night, Gary. Oh, good night, Gary.
57 00:03:28,720 00:03:31,041 [Walter] And as long as there are Muppets... [Walter] And as long as there are Muppets...
58 00:03:31,200 00:03:33,521 [yawns] [yawns]
59 00:03:34,040 00:03:36,407 - ...for me... [man on TV] ...hair-growing tonic. - ...for me... [man on TV] ...hair-growing tonic.
60 00:03:36,560 00:03:38,449 ...there's still... ...there's still...
61 00:03:38,600 00:03:41,046 [snoring] - ...hope. [snoring] - ...hope.
62 00:03:44,680 00:03:47,081 Aaah. Bye-bye! Aaah. Bye-bye!
63 00:03:47,240 00:03:50,164 [laughing] [Kermit] Somebody get him! [laughing] [Kermit] Somebody get him!
64 00:03:51,080 00:03:53,560 Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start. Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start.
65 00:03:53,720 00:03:55,802 Show! Show! [yells] Show! Show! [yells]
66 00:03:56,520 00:03:58,409 Hey, Walter, why don't you join us? Hey, Walter, why don't you join us?
67 00:03:58,560 00:04:00,130 [man] Come on! [man] Come on!
68 00:04:04,600 00:04:08,685 No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in! No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in!
69 00:04:08,840 00:04:11,411 Kermit! Kermit!
70 00:04:11,760 00:04:14,240 [screaming, gasps] [screaming, gasps]
71 00:04:14,440 00:04:15,965 Whoa! Whoa!
72 00:04:16,120 00:04:17,360 Walter, are you OK, buddy? Walter, are you OK, buddy?
73 00:04:17,520 00:04:20,171 You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again? You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again?
74 00:04:20,360 00:04:25,082 Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today? Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today?
75 00:04:25,280 00:04:27,408 Oh, um, just a couple hours now. Oh, um, just a couple hours now.
76 00:04:27,560 00:04:32,122 Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles. Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles.
77 00:04:32,280 00:04:35,682 I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years. I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years.
78 00:04:35,840 00:04:38,286 I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary, I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary,
79 00:04:38,440 00:04:40,920 and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so... and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so...
80 00:04:41,080 00:04:43,651 Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios. Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios.
81 00:04:43,840 00:04:46,684 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
82 00:04:46,840 00:04:50,606 - I can't do that, Walter. - But, Gary... - I can't do that, Walter. - But, Gary...
83 00:04:50,760 00:04:52,842 Because... you're coming with us! Because... you're coming with us!
84 00:04:53,000 00:04:56,243 [gasps] Qh, Gary! [gasps] Qh, Gary!
85 00:04:56,440 00:04:58,363 - But what about Mary? - She's fine. - But what about Mary? - She's fine.
86 00:04:58,520 00:05:02,684 - She said the more the merrier. - I... I don't know what to say! - She said the more the merrier. - I... I don't know what to say!
87 00:05:02,840 00:05:06,003 The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this! The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this!
88 00:05:06,200 00:05:08,646 Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus! Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus!
89 00:05:08,800 00:05:12,600 No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there. No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there.
90 00:05:12,760 00:05:14,524 I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy.
91 00:05:14,680 00:05:17,081 The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years.
92 00:05:17,240 00:05:19,846 I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours any more. I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours any more.
93 00:05:20,000 00:05:22,446 Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor. Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor.
94 00:05:22,600 00:05:24,250 Like there's a country called Turkey. Like there's a country called Turkey.
95 00:05:24,400 00:05:25,925 Walter, how many times do we have to go over this? Walter, how many times do we have to go over this?
96 00:05:26,080 00:05:28,082 - Turkey is a very real country. - Wow, Muppet Studios. - Turkey is a very real country. - Wow, Muppet Studios.
97 00:05:28,240 00:05:30,163 - I can't believe it! [up-tempo music plays] - I can't believe it! [up-tempo music plays]
98 00:05:36,000 00:05:38,651 ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand
99 00:05:38,800 00:05:42,646 ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
100 00:05:42,800 00:05:46,168 ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place
101 00:05:46,360 00:05:49,842 ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
102 00:05:50,000 00:05:54,050 ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along
103 00:05:55,360 00:05:56,247 [both spit] [both spit]
104 00:05:57,320 00:06:00,802 ♪ When you're alone life can be a little rough ♪ When you're alone life can be a little rough
105 00:06:01,000 00:06:04,129 ♪ It makes you feel like you're three foot tall ♪ It makes you feel like you're three foot tall
106 00:06:04,280 00:06:08,251 ♪ When it's just you Well, times can be tough ♪ When it's just you Well, times can be tough
107 00:06:08,400 00:06:10,721 ♪ When there's no one there to catch your fall ♪ When there's no one there to catch your fall
108 00:06:12,320 00:06:14,322 Whoooa! [grunts] Whoooa! [grunts]
109 00:06:15,400 00:06:18,768 ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand ♪ Everything is great Everything is grand
110 00:06:18,920 00:06:23,005 ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand ♪ I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
111 00:06:23,160 00:06:26,130 ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place ♪ Everything is perfect It's falling into place
112 00:06:26,320 00:06:30,041 ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
113 00:06:30,240 00:06:32,322 ♪ Life smells like a rose ♪ With someone to paint ♪ Life smells like a rose ♪ With someone to paint
114 00:06:32,480 00:06:34,323 ♪ And someone to pose ♪ Life's a piece of cake ♪ And someone to pose ♪ Life's a piece of cake
115 00:06:34,480 00:06:35,322 [bell dings] [bell dings]
116 00:06:35,480 00:06:37,084 ♪ With someone to pedal ♪ And someone to brake ♪ With someone to pedal ♪ And someone to brake
117 00:06:37,240 00:06:39,766 ♪ Life is full of glee ♪ With someone to saw ♪ Life is full of glee ♪ With someone to saw
118 00:06:39,960 00:06:42,201 ♪ And someone to see Life's a happy song ♪ And someone to see Life's a happy song
119 00:06:42,360 00:06:45,170 ♪ When there's someone by my side to sing along ♪ When there's someone by my side to sing along
120 00:06:47,880 00:06:52,727 ♪ I've got everything that I need ♪ I've got everything that I need
121 00:06:52,880 00:06:54,803 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ Right in front of me
122 00:06:54,960 00:06:57,691 ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me
123 00:06:57,840 00:06:59,729 ♪ Nothin' that I can't be ♪ Nothin' that I can't be
124 00:06:59,880 00:07:02,121 ♪ With you right here next to me ♪ With you right here next to me
125 00:07:02,280 00:07:04,886 ♪ Life's a piece of cake ♪ With someone to give ♪ Life's a piece of cake ♪ With someone to give
126 00:07:05,040 00:07:07,202 ♪ And someone to... Heavy cake! ♪ Life's a piece of pie ♪ And someone to... Heavy cake! ♪ Life's a piece of pie
127 00:07:07,400 00:07:09,084 ♪ With someone to wash ♪ And someone to dry ♪ With someone to wash ♪ And someone to dry
128 00:07:09,280 00:07:11,851 ♪ Life's an easy road ♪ With someone beside you ♪ Life's an easy road ♪ With someone beside you
129 00:07:12,000 00:07:14,401 ♪ To share the load ♪ Life is full of highs ♪ To share the load ♪ Life is full of highs
130 00:07:14,560 00:07:16,085 ♪ With someone to stir ♪ And someone to fry ♪ With someone to stir ♪ And someone to fry
131 00:07:16,240 00:07:17,890 ♪ Life's a leg of lamb ♪ Life's a leg of lamb
132 00:07:18,080 00:07:19,889 ♪ With someone there to lend a hand ♪ With someone there to lend a hand
133 00:07:20,080 00:07:21,241 ♪ Life's a bunch of flowers ♪ Life's a bunch of flowers
134 00:07:21,400 00:07:23,164 ♪ With someone to while away the hours ♪ With someone to while away the hours
135 00:07:23,320 00:07:25,846 ♪ Life's a fillet of fish ♪ Life's a fillet of fish
136 00:07:26,000 00:07:28,162 ♪ Yes, it is Life's a happy song ♪ Yes, it is Life's a happy song
137 00:07:28,320 00:07:32,928 ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along
138 00:07:43,880 00:07:45,530 [all] Oooh... [all] Oooh...
139 00:07:45,680 00:07:50,641 ♪ I've got everything that I need ♪ I've got everything that I need
140 00:07:50,800 00:07:54,600 ♪ Right in front of me Nothing's ♪ Right in front of me Nothing's
141 00:07:54,760 00:07:57,366 ♪ Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be ♪ Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be
142 00:07:57,520 00:07:59,761 ♪ With you right here next to me ♪ With you right here next to me
143 00:07:59,920 00:08:04,847 ♪ I've got everything that I need ♪ I've got everything that I need
144 00:08:05,040 00:08:06,849 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ ♪ Right in front of me ♪
145 00:08:07,680 00:08:09,648 Sorry. I was super excited. Sorry. I was super excited.
146 00:08:11,480 00:08:13,721 All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition. All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition.
147 00:08:14,440 00:08:15,566 [engine starts] [engine starts]
148 00:08:15,760 00:08:17,967 And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter. And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter.
149 00:08:18,120 00:08:19,406 [bell ringing] - Oh! [bell ringing] - Oh!
150 00:08:19,600 00:08:22,001 You know what that means. Spring break. You know what that means. Spring break.
151 00:08:22,160 00:08:23,161 [all groaning] [all groaning]
152 00:08:23,320 00:08:25,448 It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks. It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks.
153 00:08:25,600 00:08:28,444 Yay! Yay!
154 00:08:28,600 00:08:30,841 - Have a nice vacation. - Bye. Have fun. - Have a nice vacation. - Bye. Have fun.
155 00:08:31,000 00:08:32,604 - Bye, Mr. Gary. - Have a good break, guys. - Bye, Mr. Gary. - Have a good break, guys.
156 00:08:32,760 00:08:33,841 - Hey, great job, Carlos. - Thanks. - Hey, great job, Carlos. - Thanks.
157 00:08:34,000 00:08:35,411 Enjoy your anniversary dinner. Enjoy your anniversary dinner.
158 00:08:35,560 00:08:37,688 - Hi. - I got you these. - Hi. - I got you these.
159 00:08:38,920 00:08:42,322 Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing. Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing.
160 00:08:42,480 00:08:44,482 It's OK. They're really sweet. It's OK. They're really sweet.
161 00:08:44,640 00:08:47,246 You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list. You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list.
162 00:08:47,400 00:08:50,244 Me, too. [chuckles] Me, too. [chuckles]
163 00:08:50,400 00:08:52,164 Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever. Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever.
164 00:08:52,320 00:08:54,561 I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles. I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles.
165 00:08:54,760 00:08:56,171 I know. Walter can't wait either. I know. Walter can't wait either.
166 00:08:56,320 00:08:58,209 You don't mind that he's coming, right? You don't mind that he's coming, right?
167 00:08:59,280 00:09:01,328 No. No, of course not. No. No, of course not.
168 00:09:01,480 00:09:04,689 As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask. As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask.
169 00:09:04,840 00:09:09,482 Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever. Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever.
170 00:09:09,640 00:09:11,051 I love you so much. I love you so much.
171 00:09:11,760 00:09:12,886 Oh. Oh.
172 00:09:13,680 00:09:16,081 - I love you, too. - I'm gonna go check on Walter. - I love you, too. - I'm gonna go check on Walter.
173 00:09:17,720 00:09:19,404 [door opens] [door opens]
174 00:09:20,760 00:09:24,446 ♪ Everything's great Everything's grand ♪ Everything's great Everything's grand
175 00:09:24,600 00:09:27,524 ♪ Except Gary's always off with his friend ♪ Except Gary's always off with his friend
176 00:09:27,680 00:09:32,288 ♪ It's never me and him It's always me and him and him ♪ It's never me and him It's always me and him and him
177 00:09:32,440 00:09:34,568 ♪ I wonder when it's going to end ♪ I wonder when it's going to end
178 00:09:34,760 00:09:38,970 ♪ But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday ♪ But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday
179 00:09:39,120 00:09:41,441 ♪ I know just how it's going to be [horse whinnies] ♪ I know just how it's going to be [horse whinnies]
180 00:09:41,640 00:09:45,804 ♪ He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee ♪ He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee
181 00:09:45,960 00:09:51,729 ♪ And say "Mary, will you marry me? " ♪ And say "Mary, will you marry me? "
182 00:09:55,160 00:09:58,801 ♪ Please ♪ ♪ Please ♪
183 00:10:02,560 00:10:03,800 Oh... Oh...
184 00:10:08,440 00:10:13,810 ♪ I've got everything that I need ♪ I've got everything that I need
185 00:10:13,960 00:10:15,610 ♪ Right in front of me ♪ Right in front of me
186 00:10:15,800 00:10:20,806 ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be ♪ Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be
187 00:10:20,960 00:10:22,769 ♪ With you right here next to me ♪ With you right here next to me
188 00:10:22,920 00:10:27,608 ♪ You've got everything that you need ♪ You've got everything that you need
189 00:10:27,760 00:10:32,687 ♪ Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you ♪ Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you
190 00:10:32,840 00:10:36,845 ♪ Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you ♪ Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you
191 00:10:37,000 00:10:38,161 ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ Life's a happy song
192 00:10:38,360 00:10:40,328 ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing
193 00:10:40,480 00:10:41,527 ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ Life's a happy song
194 00:10:41,680 00:10:44,160 ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing
195 00:10:44,320 00:10:49,247 ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along ♪ ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along ♪
196 00:10:49,760 00:10:50,761 [bus honks] [bus honks]
197 00:10:52,520 00:10:55,171 [man] OK, they're gone! [all groaning] [man] OK, they're gone! [all groaning]
198 00:11:00,920 00:11:03,287 [Walter] Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio? [Walter] Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio?
199 00:11:03,440 00:11:06,410 Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room... Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room...
200 00:11:06,600 00:11:07,647 Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait.
201 00:11:07,800 00:11:10,087 The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun
202 00:11:10,240 00:11:14,086 so maybe we should start there instead I just... I just can't wait! so maybe we should start there instead I just... I just can't wait!
203 00:11:20,280 00:11:22,009 [breaks squealing] [breaks squealing]
204 00:11:33,200 00:11:35,089 [sirens blaring] [sirens blaring]
205 00:11:35,240 00:11:37,322 Oh, Walter, don't be nervous. Oh, Walter, don't be nervous.
206 00:11:37,480 00:11:40,927 Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here. Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here.
207 00:11:41,080 00:11:43,003 The home of the Muppets! The home of the Muppets!
208 00:11:43,760 00:11:46,366 [speaking foreign language] [speaking foreign language]
209 00:11:47,760 00:11:51,207 What... What happened to this place? What... What happened to this place?
210 00:11:56,400 00:11:58,050 [sign creaking] [sign creaking]
211 00:12:00,120 00:12:00,962 Where...? Where...?
212 00:12:01,120 00:12:05,091 - Where is everyone, Gary? - I don't know, buddy. It's so... - Where is everyone, Gary? - I don't know, buddy. It's so...
213 00:12:08,320 00:12:11,085 OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today. OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today.
214 00:12:12,240 00:12:16,006 [clears throat] Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio, [clears throat] Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio,
215 00:12:16,160 00:12:18,811 where dreams can come true. where dreams can come true.
216 00:12:18,960 00:12:21,122 [man speaking foreign language] [man speaking foreign language]
217 00:12:21,280 00:12:24,727 - Is this the Universal Studios? - Yes, it is. - Is this the Universal Studios? - Yes, it is.
218 00:12:24,880 00:12:28,168 OK, now if you'll just follow me, please. OK, now if you'll just follow me, please.
219 00:12:29,840 00:12:32,969 OK. This used to be Kermit's office. OK. This used to be Kermit's office.
220 00:12:33,120 00:12:34,963 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. - Whoa. - Mm-hmm.
221 00:12:35,120 00:12:36,849 It's really the highlight of the tour. It's really the highlight of the tour.
222 00:12:38,040 00:12:39,690 You should see it sometime. You should see it sometime.
223 00:12:39,840 00:12:43,242 OK, this next building is where they kept the rope OK, this next building is where they kept the rope
224 00:12:43,400 00:12:48,327 and the medium-gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look. and the medium-gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look.
225 00:12:51,520 00:12:54,171 - Come on, buddy. [woman speaking foreign language] - Come on, buddy. [woman speaking foreign language]
226 00:13:06,560 00:13:08,483 Wow! Wow!
227 00:13:15,880 00:13:18,884 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
228 00:13:25,760 00:13:27,762 Oh. Oh.
229 00:13:32,960 00:13:34,564 Whoa. Whoa.
230 00:13:37,640 00:13:39,130 [doorknob rattling] [gasps] [doorknob rattling] [gasps]
231 00:13:42,360 00:13:47,002 There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office. There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office.
232 00:13:47,160 00:13:49,288 - Or so we've been "toad." [both laughing] - Or so we've been "toad." [both laughing]
233 00:13:49,440 00:13:54,970 Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy. Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy.
234 00:13:55,840 00:13:57,888 And what better way to honor the Muppets And what better way to honor the Muppets
235 00:13:58,040 00:14:02,045 than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum. than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum.
236 00:14:02,600 00:14:03,647 [gasps] [gasps]
237 00:14:03,800 00:14:05,529 I think I'll call this room I think I'll call this room
238 00:14:05,680 00:14:08,843 the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room." the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room."
239 00:14:09,000 00:14:10,809 - Oh, that is lovely. - Oh, good one, Mr. Richman. - Oh, that is lovely. - Oh, good one, Mr. Richman.
240 00:14:10,960 00:14:14,885 Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract
241 00:14:15,080 00:14:17,651 Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains... Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains...
242 00:14:17,800 00:14:20,929 - The deed to this property. - Exactly. - The deed to this property. - Exactly.
243 00:14:21,080 00:14:26,530 Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception. Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception.
244 00:14:26,680 00:14:29,490 If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost
245 00:14:29,680 00:14:32,047 to buy the building before this contract expires, to buy the building before this contract expires,
246 00:14:32,200 00:14:35,329 - then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better, - then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better,
247 00:14:35,520 00:14:38,330 I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point. I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point.
248 00:14:38,520 00:14:41,444 Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death. Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death.
249 00:14:41,600 00:14:43,602 You mean half the audience is still alive? You mean half the audience is still alive?
250 00:14:43,760 00:14:45,250 [laughing] [laughing]
251 00:14:45,440 00:14:46,726 It's nice doing business with you. It's nice doing business with you.
252 00:14:46,880 00:14:49,884 - Yes, sir. Come on. - Goodbye. - Yes, sir. Come on. - Goodbye.
253 00:14:50,040 00:14:52,008 I love geriatric humor. I love geriatric humor.
254 00:14:52,200 00:14:56,603 Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio. Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio.
255 00:14:58,360 00:14:59,885 - Yeah, I can smell it. [sniffing] - Yeah, I can smell it. [sniffing]
256 00:15:00,080 00:15:03,687 And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is. And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is.
257 00:15:03,880 00:15:07,168 In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground
258 00:15:07,320 00:15:10,563 and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets
259 00:15:10,760 00:15:14,446 They think they're so funny. They think they're so funny.
260 00:15:14,640 00:15:18,645 Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them. Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them.
261 00:15:18,800 00:15:21,326 - Maniacal laugh. [laughs] - Maniacal laugh. [laughs]
262 00:15:21,520 00:15:23,170 Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
263 00:15:24,240 00:15:27,323 Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
264 00:15:28,760 00:15:30,967 [gasps] - Maniacal laugh. [gasps] - Maniacal laugh.
265 00:15:33,520 00:15:35,284 [screaming] [screaming]
266 00:15:35,440 00:15:37,204 [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter? [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter?
267 00:15:37,360 00:15:38,600 [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter! [Gary] Walter! [Mary] Walter!
268 00:15:40,600 00:15:42,284 [screaming continues] [screaming continues]
269 00:15:46,120 00:15:48,248 [screaming continues] [screaming continues]
270 00:15:53,920 00:15:56,685 Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said, Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said,
271 00:15:56,840 00:15:59,127 [mocking] "There's oil under this studio, see. [mocking] "There's oil under this studio, see.
272 00:15:59,280 00:16:01,567 I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see. I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see.
273 00:16:01,720 00:16:05,008 - Sweet, sweet oil, see!" - People still talk like that? - Sweet, sweet oil, see!" - People still talk like that?
274 00:16:05,160 00:16:06,889 Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head. Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head.
275 00:16:07,040 00:16:10,601 Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do. Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.
276 00:16:10,760 00:16:13,001 How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years. How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
277 00:16:13,200 00:16:17,000 [Walter gasps] Stop the car! I've got an idea! [Walter gasps] Stop the car! I've got an idea!
278 00:16:17,200 00:16:20,170 [all] Mmm. [all] Mmm.
279 00:16:20,320 00:16:21,765 These are delicious! These are delicious!
280 00:16:21,920 00:16:23,729 - Great idea, Walter. - Mm-hmm. - Great idea, Walter. - Mm-hmm.
281 00:16:31,680 00:16:33,284 [Gary] We've been doing this for a long time. [Gary] We've been doing this for a long time.
282 00:16:33,440 00:16:34,771 I think maybe we should call it a night. I think maybe we should call it a night.
283 00:16:34,920 00:16:37,207 [Mary] Guys! - We can't give up, Gary. [Mary] Guys! - We can't give up, Gary.
284 00:16:37,360 00:16:40,170 But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel. But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel.
285 00:16:40,320 00:16:42,129 - Guys! - It... - Guys! - It...
286 00:16:42,280 00:16:43,486 - What? - What? - What? - What?
287 00:16:43,640 00:16:48,362 - Maybe he lives there. - Oh. That's it. - Maybe he lives there. - Oh. That's it.
288 00:16:50,120 00:16:51,360 So, what do we do now? So, what do we do now?
289 00:16:55,720 00:16:59,611 I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty. I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty.
290 00:16:59,760 00:17:01,524 - Gary, throw me over. - What? - Gary, throw me over. - What?
291 00:17:01,680 00:17:05,002 - Gary, just throw me over already! - OK. - Gary, just throw me over already! - OK.
292 00:17:05,160 00:17:08,687 - OK, here we go. OK... - One, two, three. - OK, here we go. OK... - One, two, three.
293 00:17:08,880 00:17:09,881 [Cracking] [grunts] [Cracking] [grunts]
294 00:17:10,040 00:17:11,451 - That's good. - Sorry. - That's good. - Sorry.
295 00:17:11,600 00:17:12,931 - No, it's good. - Guys? - No, it's good. - Guys?
296 00:17:13,080 00:17:15,128 I think that's an electric fence. I think that's an electric fence.
297 00:17:15,280 00:17:16,611 Mary, it's Kermit the Frog. Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.
298 00:17:16,800 00:17:20,486 - OK, buddy, head down. [both] One, two, three! - OK, buddy, head down. [both] One, two, three!
299 00:17:21,360 00:17:22,964 [screaming] [screaming]
300 00:17:27,600 00:17:29,728 - It's an electric fence. - Yep. - It's an electric fence. - Yep.
301 00:17:30,800 00:17:35,681 Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me? Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me?
302 00:17:35,840 00:17:38,446 [raspy] Throw me again. - No, I don't... [raspy] Throw me again. - No, I don't...
303 00:17:38,600 00:17:40,568 I don't think that's a good idea. I don't think that's a good idea.
304 00:17:40,720 00:17:43,166 - What kind of throw was that? - I think there's somebody coming. - What kind of throw was that? - I think there's somebody coming.
305 00:17:43,320 00:17:44,765 [man] Excuse me... [man] Excuse me...
306 00:17:45,760 00:17:48,047 [choir vocalizing] [choir vocalizing]
307 00:17:52,320 00:17:55,164 You OK? That was quite a tumble. You OK? That was quite a tumble.
308 00:17:57,680 00:18:00,160 Oh. Look, look. I think... Oh. Look, look. I think...
309 00:18:00,320 00:18:02,288 Hey. Hey, Walter? Hey. Hey, Walter?
310 00:18:02,440 00:18:05,444 - Walter, you all right, buddy? - Where am I? - Walter, you all right, buddy? - Where am I?
311 00:18:05,640 00:18:10,282 OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house. OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house.
312 00:18:10,480 00:18:13,723 - Oh, jeez. Walter. - No, no, no, no, no. You OK? - Oh, jeez. Walter. - No, no, no, no, no. You OK?
313 00:18:14,320 00:18:18,370 This... This is Kermit's house? This... This is Kermit's house?
314 00:18:19,200 00:18:21,009 - Anyhow, how can I help you guys? [gasps] - Anyhow, how can I help you guys? [gasps]
315 00:18:21,200 00:18:23,931 Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir, Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir,
316 00:18:24,120 00:18:26,248 but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you. but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you.
317 00:18:26,400 00:18:30,166 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Not now, 80's Robot. - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Not now, 80's Robot.
318 00:18:30,320 00:18:32,846 Might I offer you a drink? Tab? Might I offer you a drink? Tab?
319 00:18:33,000 00:18:34,240 [Kermit] Good grief. - New Coke? [Kermit] Good grief. - New Coke?
320 00:18:34,400 00:18:36,687 Listen. Not right now, 80's Robot, please! Listen. Not right now, 80's Robot, please!
321 00:18:36,880 00:18:38,450 Bummer. Bummer.
322 00:18:38,600 00:18:39,931 [Kermit] Watch out for the... - Gag me with a spoon. [Kermit] Watch out for the... - Gag me with a spoon.
323 00:18:40,080 00:18:41,969 [Kermit] Yeah, head for the door. - Grody to the max. [Kermit] Yeah, head for the door. - Grody to the max.
324 00:18:42,120 00:18:44,771 [banging] - Ow. [banging] - Ow.
325 00:18:45,200 00:18:46,565 Ow. Ow.
326 00:18:46,720 00:18:48,643 - I'm really sorry about that... [crashing] - I'm really sorry about that... [crashing]
327 00:18:49,640 00:18:51,961 ...Walter. What were you saying? ...Walter. What were you saying?
328 00:18:52,120 00:18:55,681 - Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... - Yes, yes, yes. - Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... - Yes, yes, yes.
329 00:18:55,840 00:18:57,763 Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist. Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist.
330 00:18:57,920 00:19:00,241 You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater
331 00:19:00,400 00:19:02,368 and turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great? and turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great?
332 00:19:02,520 00:19:05,729 - No! I mean... - What Walter's trying to tell you - No! I mean... - What Walter's trying to tell you
333 00:19:05,880 00:19:09,646 is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil. is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil.
334 00:19:09,800 00:19:11,768 - What? - The only way to save the studio - What? - The only way to save the studio
335 00:19:11,960 00:19:14,201 is to raise ten million dollars. is to raise ten million dollars.
336 00:19:14,360 00:19:17,409 Ten million dollars? That's impossible. Ten million dollars? That's impossible.
337 00:19:17,560 00:19:18,846 - But... - The only way to raise - But... - The only way to raise
338 00:19:19,000 00:19:20,365 that kind of money would be to... that kind of money would be to...
339 00:19:22,120 00:19:25,203 ...would be to put on a show. ...would be to put on a show.
340 00:19:25,360 00:19:30,526 And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time. And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time.
341 00:19:34,160 00:19:36,367 I guess people soft of forgot about us. I guess people soft of forgot about us.
342 00:19:36,520 00:19:37,646 Hm? Hm?
343 00:19:44,960 00:19:48,123 ♪ Is there more I could've said? ♪ Is there more I could've said?
344 00:19:50,520 00:19:54,206 ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head
345 00:19:56,920 00:20:00,367 ♪ That's why my green is feeling gray ♪ That's why my green is feeling gray
346 00:20:02,600 00:20:06,127 ♪ Sometimes even frogs have rainy days ♪ Sometimes even frogs have rainy days
347 00:20:08,640 00:20:13,089 ♪ Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out? ♪ Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out?
348 00:20:14,640 00:20:19,771 ♪ Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without? ♪ Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without?
349 00:20:22,480 00:20:25,848 ♪ If we could do it all again ♪ If we could do it all again
350 00:20:28,440 00:20:32,081 ♪ Just another chance to entertain ♪ Just another chance to entertain
351 00:20:34,440 00:20:38,411 ♪ Would anybody watch or even care? ♪ Would anybody watch or even care?
352 00:20:40,600 00:20:44,241 ♪ Or did something break we can't repair? ♪ Or did something break we can't repair?
353 00:20:46,560 00:20:51,407 ♪ Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope ♪ Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope
354 00:20:52,600 00:20:57,401 ♪ They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes ♪ They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes
355 00:21:00,760 00:21:04,048 ♪ Is there more I could've said? ♪ Is there more I could've said?
356 00:21:06,400 00:21:10,450 ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head
357 00:21:12,760 00:21:17,687 I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka! I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka!
358 00:21:18,720 00:21:21,929 Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again! Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again!
359 00:21:22,840 00:21:25,889 [mumbling gibberish] [mumbling gibberish]
360 00:21:26,040 00:21:26,882 Muah! Muah!
361 00:21:27,680 00:21:32,720 This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down. This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down.
362 00:21:32,880 00:21:36,327 - For sure. - One, two, and a half... - For sure. - One, two, and a half...
363 00:21:37,120 00:21:40,010 [all] ♪ Can we do it all again? [all] ♪ Can we do it all again?
364 00:21:42,840 00:21:46,083 ♪ Make 'em laugh like we did then ♪ Make 'em laugh like we did then
365 00:21:54,240 00:21:57,801 ♪ We can harmonize for one more song ♪ We can harmonize for one more song
366 00:22:00,280 00:22:03,727 ♪ But I'm standing here instead ♪ But I'm standing here instead
367 00:22:06,040 00:22:11,365 ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪ ♪ Now they're only pictures in my head ♪
368 00:22:11,520 00:22:14,922 Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon. Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon.
369 00:22:15,080 00:22:15,808 Mmm... Mmm...
370 00:22:15,960 00:22:18,531 This is going to be a really short movie This is going to be a really short movie
371 00:22:18,680 00:22:22,685 But, Kermit, you have to try. But, Kermit, you have to try.
372 00:22:22,840 00:22:26,128 I... The Muppets are amazing. I... The Muppets are amazing.
373 00:22:26,320 00:22:29,847 You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given. You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given.
374 00:22:30,000 00:22:32,571 - Children? - No, the other gift. - Children? - No, the other gift.
375 00:22:32,720 00:22:34,768 - Ice cream? - No, no. After that. - Ice cream? - No, no. After that.
376 00:22:35,560 00:22:37,403 - Laughter? - Yes! - Laughter? - Yes!
377 00:22:37,560 00:22:40,211 The third greatest gift ever! The third greatest gift ever!
378 00:22:40,360 00:22:43,762 Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten. Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten.
379 00:22:43,960 00:22:46,361 All you need to do is show 'em again! All you need to do is show 'em again!
380 00:22:46,520 00:22:47,931 Hmm. Hmm.
381 00:22:49,880 00:22:52,850 I don't think so, guys. [sighs] I don't think so, guys. [sighs]
382 00:22:54,320 00:22:56,607 Don't you see, Kermit? Don't you see, Kermit?
383 00:22:56,760 00:22:59,286 It's time to play the music. It's time to play the music.
384 00:22:59,480 00:23:01,562 ♪ It's time to light the lights ♪ It's time to light the lights
385 00:23:01,720 00:23:04,405 ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets... ♪ ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets... ♪
386 00:23:07,000 00:23:08,365 [Playing piano] [Playing piano]
387 00:23:11,600 00:23:13,523 Please, Kermit. Please, Kermit.
388 00:23:16,080 00:23:17,923 You're my hero. You're my hero.
389 00:23:20,960 00:23:22,803 You're on my watch. You're on my watch.
390 00:23:24,960 00:23:29,204 Well, I... I guess... Well, I... I guess...
391 00:23:30,880 00:23:32,166 ...we could try. ...we could try.
392 00:23:32,320 00:23:34,243 - We? - Well, yeah, listen. - We? - Well, yeah, listen.
393 00:23:34,400 00:23:36,607 If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support.
394 00:23:36,760 00:23:40,685 Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support. Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support.
395 00:23:40,840 00:23:42,729 - Yeah! - Good. I guess if we're gonna go, - Yeah! - Good. I guess if we're gonna go,
396 00:23:42,880 00:23:44,803 we better get going. We got a lot of people to find. we better get going. We got a lot of people to find.
397 00:23:44,960 00:23:48,009 Oh, great! But wait, how do we find 'em? Oh, great! But wait, how do we find 'em?
398 00:23:48,160 00:23:50,322 Didn't you see our first movie? Didn't you see our first movie?
399 00:23:51,040 00:23:52,804 We drive. We drive.
400 00:23:52,960 00:23:56,442 [♪ Gary Numan: "Cars"] [♪ Gary Numan: "Cars"]
401 00:24:06,280 00:24:09,568 - So where do we go first? - I shall take the liberty - So where do we go first? - I shall take the liberty
402 00:24:09,760 00:24:12,047 of using my modem to locate the Muppets. of using my modem to locate the Muppets.
403 00:24:12,200 00:24:13,725 - OK. - Great - OK. - Great
404 00:24:14,280 00:24:16,282 - Oh, stop it! [loud beeping, static] - Oh, stop it! [loud beeping, static]
405 00:24:16,440 00:24:19,011 In the name of all that's sacred, let it end! In the name of all that's sacred, let it end!
406 00:24:19,160 00:24:23,449 R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno." R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno."
407 00:24:24,480 00:24:28,121 You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here. You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here.
408 00:24:34,000 00:24:36,480 [Kermit] Well, I guess this is the place. [Kermit] Well, I guess this is the place.
409 00:24:36,640 00:24:41,521 [man] Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino! [man] Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino!
410 00:24:43,360 00:24:46,648 ♪ Why are there such great deals ♪ Why are there such great deals
411 00:24:46,800 00:24:49,849 ♪ On our hotel rooms? ♪ On our hotel rooms?
412 00:24:50,000 00:24:53,083 ♪ Free parking for cars ♪ Free parking for cars
413 00:24:53,240 00:24:57,723 - ♪ Not RVs - ♪ Not RVs - ♪ Not RVs - ♪ Not RVs
414 00:24:57,880 00:25:01,601 ♪ Our wedding chapel is 24 hours ♪ Our wedding chapel is 24 hours
415 00:25:01,760 00:25:05,207 - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed - ♪ No marriage certificate is needed
416 00:25:05,360 00:25:08,364 ♪ We're glad you found it ♪ We're glad you found it
417 00:25:08,520 00:25:11,967 ♪ Pechoolo Casino ♪ Pechoolo Casino
418 00:25:12,120 00:25:18,321 ♪ The owners, the Moopets and me ♪ ♪ The owners, the Moopets and me ♪
419 00:25:18,480 00:25:19,481 Cha-cha-cha! Cha-cha-cha!
420 00:25:20,760 00:25:23,604 Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes. Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.
421 00:25:23,760 00:25:24,761 [few claps] - Hmm. [few claps] - Hmm.
422 00:25:28,600 00:25:31,171 - Hi-ho, Fozzie. - Hi-ho, Kermit. - Hi-ho, Fozzie. - Hi-ho, Kermit.
423 00:25:31,320 00:25:34,130 Kermit? [stammers] What are you doing here? Kermit? [stammers] What are you doing here?
424 00:25:34,280 00:25:37,568 Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show. Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show.
425 00:25:37,760 00:25:40,809 It was... very informative. It was... very informative.
426 00:25:40,960 00:25:42,644 I do my best to keep it fresh each night. I do my best to keep it fresh each night.
427 00:25:42,800 00:25:44,564 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way.
428 00:25:44,720 00:25:47,564 Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary. Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary.
429 00:25:47,720 00:25:50,849 And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend. And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend.
430 00:25:51,000 00:25:53,844 - Yeah. - So I said, "What are you looking at?" - Yeah. - So I said, "What are you looking at?"
431 00:25:54,000 00:25:57,322 So I punched him in the face! I mean... So I punched him in the face! I mean...
432 00:25:57,480 00:26:00,245 - Let's talk in my dressing room. - Sure. - Let's talk in my dressing room. - Sure.
433 00:26:00,400 00:26:03,563 - OK. - Here we are. - OK. - Here we are.
434 00:26:04,840 00:26:06,046 Make yourselves at home. Make yourselves at home.
435 00:26:07,480 00:26:08,641 - Wow. [distant sirens blaring] - Wow. [distant sirens blaring]
436 00:26:09,280 00:26:11,726 This is not quite what I expected, This is not quite what I expected,
437 00:26:11,920 00:26:15,527 - based on your Christmas cards. - Oh, yeah. About that... - based on your Christmas cards. - Oh, yeah. About that...
438 00:26:15,680 00:26:18,684 Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy. Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy.
439 00:26:18,840 00:26:20,808 Maybe we should give them some space. Maybe we should give them some space.
440 00:26:20,960 00:26:22,849 I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK. I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK.
441 00:26:23,000 00:26:25,162 [Fozzie] Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling. [Fozzie] Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling.
442 00:26:25,320 00:26:28,881 Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio. Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio.
443 00:26:29,040 00:26:31,486 - What? Oh, no! [sirens blaring] - What? Oh, no! [sirens blaring]
444 00:26:31,640 00:26:34,530 - I mean, that's a shame. [gunshots] - I mean, that's a shame. [gunshots]
445 00:26:34,680 00:26:37,365 [policeman] Step out of the vehicle! [policeman] Step out of the vehicle!
446 00:26:37,520 00:26:39,329 Hey, Fozzie... Hey, Fozzie...
447 00:26:40,320 00:26:42,766 I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more. I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more.
448 00:26:42,920 00:26:47,084 It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream! It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream!
449 00:26:47,240 00:26:48,366 [thunder claps] - Uh-oh. [thunder claps] - Uh-oh.
450 00:26:48,520 00:26:51,251 Oh, no! Not this again! Oh, no! Not this again!
451 00:26:51,400 00:26:54,051 - Quick, save the cushions! - The cushions? - Quick, save the cushions! - The cushions?
452 00:26:58,320 00:26:59,890 I'm sorry, Fozzie. I'm sorry, Fozzie.
453 00:27:00,040 00:27:02,168 If I'd known you were here in this place... If I'd known you were here in this place...
454 00:27:02,320 00:27:05,369 That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault. That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault.
455 00:27:05,560 00:27:09,042 - We had a good run. - Yeah. - We had a good run. - Yeah.
456 00:27:09,200 00:27:11,248 Yeah, it's just that... Yeah, it's just that...
457 00:27:11,440 00:27:16,287 Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I... Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I...
458 00:27:16,440 00:27:19,125 I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back
459 00:27:19,320 00:27:22,529 if we all got together and put on one last show. if we all got together and put on one last show.
460 00:27:22,680 00:27:26,401 A show? But I've spent years building a solo career. A show? But I've spent years building a solo career.
461 00:27:26,560 00:27:29,803 I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me. I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me.
462 00:27:30,000 00:27:33,721 Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating?
463 00:27:33,920 00:27:36,082 Next show starts in 30 seconds. Next show starts in 30 seconds.
464 00:27:36,240 00:27:42,122 We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now! We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now!
465 00:27:42,280 00:27:43,884 [door slams] [shuddering] [door slams] [shuddering]
466 00:27:44,040 00:27:46,691 - They terrify me. Let's go. - Let's go. - They terrify me. Let's go. - Let's go.
467 00:27:49,040 00:27:51,850 - Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. [Fozzie] Oh, thanks. - Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. [Fozzie] Oh, thanks.
468 00:27:53,080 00:27:55,367 Wow! Gonzo's doing really well! Wow! Gonzo's doing really well!
469 00:27:55,520 00:27:56,601 According to 80's Robot, According to 80's Robot,
470 00:27:56,760 00:27:59,206 he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt. he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt.
471 00:27:59,400 00:28:03,371 You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing. You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing.
472 00:28:03,520 00:28:06,444 [man] Right away, sir. - And, you, send the 28,000 tons [man] Right away, sir. - And, you, send the 28,000 tons
473 00:28:06,600 00:28:08,250 of Silly Putty back to Beijing. of Silly Putty back to Beijing.
474 00:28:08,400 00:28:09,925 [man 2] You bet. - Oh, and you? [man 2] You bet. - Oh, and you?
475 00:28:10,120 00:28:12,441 A memo to the waterless toilet department. A memo to the waterless toilet department.
476 00:28:12,600 00:28:15,206 I don't care about the mess, just keep trying. I don't care about the mess, just keep trying.
477 00:28:15,360 00:28:19,649 - Hi, Gonzo. - Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise. - Hi, Gonzo. - Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise.
478 00:28:19,840 00:28:23,049 - We need to speak to you. - All right. Have a seat. - We need to speak to you. - All right. Have a seat.
479 00:28:24,240 00:28:26,163 Ah. Thank you! Ah. Thank you!
480 00:28:26,320 00:28:30,769 - I think I'll stand. - No, really, you should try one! Comfy. - I think I'll stand. - No, really, you should try one! Comfy.
481 00:28:30,920 00:28:32,365 It's our executive line of used toilets. It's our executive line of used toilets.
482 00:28:33,440 00:28:36,523 Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go. Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go.
483 00:28:37,280 00:28:40,170 Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but... Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but...
484 00:28:40,360 00:28:41,964 Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron. Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron.
485 00:28:42,120 00:28:44,521 Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK? Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK?
486 00:28:44,680 00:28:46,682 [clears throat] Gonzo, it would appear... [clears throat] Gonzo, it would appear...
487 00:28:46,840 00:28:48,365 Remember, evil oil baron. Remember, evil oil baron.
488 00:28:48,520 00:28:51,046 Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please! Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please!
489 00:28:51,200 00:28:53,248 - As I was trying to say... - Evil oil baron. - As I was trying to say... - Evil oil baron.
490 00:28:53,400 00:28:56,529 [buzzer sounds] - OK, time's up. Thank you, guys. [buzzer sounds] - OK, time's up. Thank you, guys.
491 00:28:56,680 00:29:01,481 Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again. Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again.
492 00:29:01,640 00:29:05,440 - We really need you. - My answer is no. Good day! - We really need you. - My answer is no. Good day!
493 00:29:07,480 00:29:09,687 Come on, guys. We should go. Come on, guys. We should go.
494 00:29:13,480 00:29:17,804 I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet
495 00:29:17,960 00:29:20,645 while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and... while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and...
496 00:29:20,800 00:29:24,247 ...it made me feel like I could do anything. ...it made me feel like I could do anything.
497 00:29:24,400 00:29:27,404 Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.
498 00:29:29,040 00:29:31,202 [clucking] [clucking]
499 00:29:38,800 00:29:42,521 - Good try, Walter. [Gonzo] Hey, guys, up here! - Good try, Walter. [Gonzo] Hey, guys, up here!
500 00:29:42,680 00:29:44,569 - Ya-haa! - Huh? - Ya-haa! - Huh?
501 00:29:44,760 00:29:48,526 I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years! I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years!
502 00:29:48,720 00:29:50,085 Look out below! Look out below!
503 00:29:50,240 00:29:51,890 [yelling] [Clucking] [yelling] [Clucking]
504 00:29:52,040 00:29:54,805 Whoa, where you going? You threw me off-balance! Whoa, where you going? You threw me off-balance!
505 00:29:54,960 00:29:58,328 I can't see! Apollo 13! I can't see! Apollo 13!
506 00:29:58,520 00:29:59,931 [Clucking] [grunts] [Clucking] [grunts]
507 00:30:01,960 00:30:05,169 Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back. Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back.
508 00:30:05,360 00:30:08,728 I pledge never to hold a plunger again! I pledge never to hold a plunger again!
509 00:30:10,040 00:30:11,041 [beeping] [beeping]
510 00:30:11,240 00:30:15,723 Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run! Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run!
511 00:30:15,880 00:30:20,010 - Run, guys! - Run! - Run, guys! - Run!
512 00:30:20,160 00:30:21,491 Oh, my gosh, run everybody! Oh, my gosh, run everybody!
513 00:30:21,640 00:30:24,530 It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one! It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one!
514 00:30:29,840 00:30:31,649 [coughing] [coughing]
515 00:30:34,720 00:30:37,929 Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion! Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion!
516 00:30:38,080 00:30:40,526 I can't believe we had that in the budget. I can't believe we had that in the budget.
517 00:30:42,720 00:30:45,451 [woman] So maybe if you look inside yourself, [woman] So maybe if you look inside yourself,
518 00:30:45,600 00:30:49,650 the person you should be most angry at is you. the person you should be most angry at is you.
519 00:30:49,800 00:30:50,847 Is you. Is you.
520 00:30:51,000 00:30:54,686 How have you been feeling? Any more control issues? How have you been feeling? Any more control issues?
521 00:30:55,840 00:30:58,446 In control. In control.
522 00:30:58,600 00:31:00,602 - Good. [Kermit whispering] Psst. Animal! - Good. [Kermit whispering] Psst. Animal!
523 00:31:00,760 00:31:03,923 [woman] Excellent. - It's me, Kermit. [woman] Excellent. - It's me, Kermit.
524 00:31:04,080 00:31:08,290 Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog! Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog!
525 00:31:08,440 00:31:11,489 Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second. Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second.
526 00:31:11,680 00:31:15,605 We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again. We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again.
527 00:31:15,760 00:31:17,330 - Animal drum? - Yes! - Animal drum? - Yes!
528 00:31:17,520 00:31:19,488 - Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum! - Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum!
529 00:31:19,640 00:31:21,802 - Drum, drum, drum! - OK, OK. - Drum, drum, drum! - OK, OK.
530 00:31:22,480 00:31:25,051 - In control. - Good. - In control. - Good.
531 00:31:25,200 00:31:27,487 I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor
532 00:31:27,640 00:31:30,803 We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word. We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word.
533 00:31:30,960 00:31:33,008 - It's his trigger word. - His trigger word? - It's his trigger word. - His trigger word?
534 00:31:33,200 00:31:35,521 Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt,
535 00:31:35,680 00:31:37,762 but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer... but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer...
536 00:31:38,560 00:31:39,721 Gary! Gary!
537 00:31:39,880 00:31:41,530 It's my trigger word, too. It's my trigger word, too.
538 00:31:41,680 00:31:45,446 Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday. Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
539 00:31:45,600 00:31:47,841 Tuesday's another one of my trigger words! Tuesday's another one of my trigger words!
540 00:31:48,560 00:31:50,085 Oh, I don't think so! Oh, I don't think so!
541 00:31:51,880 00:31:53,166 Sorry. Sorry.
542 00:31:53,320 00:31:55,084 - Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye! - Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye!
543 00:31:55,240 00:31:58,323 - Animal, heel. - Go, Animal! Be free, man! - Animal, heel. - Go, Animal! Be free, man!
544 00:31:58,520 00:32:02,161 But remember! No drumming! But remember! No drumming!
545 00:32:02,320 00:32:06,086 Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up
546 00:32:06,240 00:32:08,402 the rest of the Muppets using a montage? the rest of the Muppets using a montage?
547 00:32:08,560 00:32:10,688 [Kermit] Great idea, 80's Robot. [Kermit] Great idea, 80's Robot.
548 00:32:10,840 00:32:12,330 [♪ AC/DC: "Back in Black"] [♪ AC/DC: "Back in Black"]
549 00:32:12,480 00:32:15,404 We greatly appreciate your financial support. We greatly appreciate your financial support.
550 00:32:15,800 00:32:18,610 [80's Robot] Eighty-seven point three miles to go. Eighty-seven point two... [80's Robot] Eighty-seven point three miles to go. Eighty-seven point two...
551 00:32:18,760 00:32:20,489 [Kermit] 80's Robot, do you have to do that? [Kermit] 80's Robot, do you have to do that?
552 00:32:20,640 00:32:22,324 ...the secrets of the universe... ...the secrets of the universe...
553 00:32:23,160 00:32:25,970 [screaming] [screaming]
554 00:32:28,600 00:32:29,886 I guess we're in. I guess we're in.
555 00:32:31,280 00:32:35,683 Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks." Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks."
556 00:32:36,360 00:32:37,202 Whoa! Whoa!
557 00:32:39,040 00:32:41,691 Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference. Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference.
558 00:32:42,600 00:32:45,126 Three, two, one. Three, two, one.
559 00:32:45,280 00:32:46,691 [cackles] [cackles]
560 00:32:46,960 00:32:49,725 Think we should've rented a bigger car? Think we should've rented a bigger car?
561 00:32:49,880 00:32:54,408 Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio!
562 00:32:54,560 00:32:58,884 I wanna go with you! Oh, not again. I wanna go with you! Oh, not again.
563 00:32:59,080 00:33:02,163 Wow. I can't believe we're all back together. Wow. I can't believe we're all back together.
564 00:33:02,320 00:33:03,890 Even all you guys who weren't in the montage! Even all you guys who weren't in the montage!
565 00:33:04,080 00:33:07,243 Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage? Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage?
566 00:33:07,400 00:33:09,402 I thought my story was pretty interesting. I thought my story was pretty interesting.
567 00:33:09,560 00:33:13,281 [snoring] - Rowlf? Wanna get back together? [snoring] - Rowlf? Wanna get back together?
568 00:33:13,440 00:33:14,566 - OK. - Good. - OK. - Good.
569 00:33:14,760 00:33:16,683 [chuckles] Classic. [chuckles] Classic.
570 00:33:16,840 00:33:18,604 Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, Anyhow, looks like we got everybody,
571 00:33:18,760 00:33:20,922 so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars. so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars.
572 00:33:21,080 00:33:22,809 - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here. - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here.
573 00:33:22,960 00:33:24,200 - Where's...? - All good! - Where's...? - All good!
574 00:33:24,360 00:33:25,646 - Miss... - All done here! - Miss... - All done here!
575 00:33:25,800 00:33:27,245 - Piggy? ' [sighs] - Piggy? ' [sighs]
576 00:33:27,440 00:33:30,125 Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right? Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right?
577 00:33:30,320 00:33:32,482 OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy! OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy!
578 00:33:32,640 00:33:33,801 [phone dialing] [all exclaiming] [phone dialing] [all exclaiming]
579 00:33:33,960 00:33:37,487 My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France. My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France.
580 00:33:37,640 00:33:39,324 Oh! Well, then we drive to France. Oh! Well, then we drive to France.
581 00:33:39,480 00:33:43,405 - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far. - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far.
582 00:33:43,560 00:33:45,324 Then maybe we should travel by map! Then maybe we should travel by map!
583 00:33:45,480 00:33:47,721 - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah! - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah!
584 00:34:00,240 00:34:03,289 [exclaiming] [exclaiming]
585 00:34:05,200 00:34:06,804 [gasps] [gasps]
586 00:34:09,600 00:34:10,931 To Paris! To Paris!
587 00:34:11,080 00:34:13,003 [Animal] Paris! Paris! [Animal] Paris! Paris!
588 00:34:13,920 00:34:15,331 [man speaking French] [man speaking French]
589 00:34:28,360 00:34:29,771 [Walter] Look at these ceilings! [Walter] Look at these ceilings!
590 00:34:29,960 00:34:31,485 [Fozzie] Yeah. They must be very tall here. [Fozzie] Yeah. They must be very tall here.
591 00:34:31,640 00:34:34,371 [Kermit] Yeah, very nice. [keyboard clacking] [Kermit] Yeah, very nice. [keyboard clacking]
592 00:34:34,520 00:34:38,605 Uh... Hi there. Excuse me. Uh... Hi there. Excuse me.
593 00:34:40,280 00:34:43,887 Miss? Pardon me, ma'am? Miss? Pardon me, ma'am?
594 00:34:44,040 00:34:46,771 Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent.
595 00:34:46,920 00:34:48,843 Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Urgent!
596 00:34:49,000 00:34:50,889 - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes. - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes.
597 00:34:51,040 00:34:55,523 Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in... Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in...
598 00:34:57,000 00:34:59,446 - ...early September. - Early September? - ...early September. - Early September?
599 00:34:59,600 00:35:01,170 That's like six months from now! That's like six months from now!
600 00:35:01,320 00:35:04,244 That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September. That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September.
601 00:35:04,400 00:35:08,086 She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy. She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy.
602 00:35:08,240 00:35:09,969 You can't just pop in without an appointment. You can't just pop in without an appointment.
603 00:35:10,120 00:35:12,407 - OK, then. - Thank you. - OK, then. - Thank you.
604 00:35:12,560 00:35:14,210 [woman] All right. [Animal] Mean lady. [woman] All right. [Animal] Mean lady.
605 00:35:14,360 00:35:16,931 - Close the door on your way out. [Kermit] Thanks a lot. - Close the door on your way out. [Kermit] Thanks a lot.
606 00:35:17,880 00:35:19,962 - She wasn't very nice. [Kermit] Yeah. - She wasn't very nice. [Kermit] Yeah.
607 00:35:22,360 00:35:25,125 Guys! Muppet Man! Guys! Muppet Man!
608 00:35:25,280 00:35:28,602 - Yeah! - That could work! - Yeah! - That could work!
609 00:35:30,000 00:35:31,047 [knocking on door] [knocking on door]
610 00:35:33,880 00:35:35,325 Hello. Hello.
611 00:35:39,080 00:35:40,127 [grunting] [grunting]
612 00:35:42,640 00:35:45,086 I have an appointment. I have an appointment.
613 00:35:45,840 00:35:47,888 Oh, OK. Oh, OK.
614 00:35:48,080 00:35:49,445 Um... Um...
615 00:35:50,600 00:35:51,965 Will you wait here a moment? Will you wait here a moment?
616 00:35:52,120 00:35:54,771 [Miss Piggy] Decisions, decisions. [Miss Piggy] Decisions, decisions.
617 00:35:54,960 00:35:58,931 - Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. [knocking] - Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. [knocking]
618 00:35:59,080 00:36:00,081 [door opens] [laughing] [door opens] [laughing]
619 00:36:00,240 00:36:02,561 [chomping] - Mademoiselle Cochonnet? [chomping] - Mademoiselle Cochonnet?
620 00:36:02,760 00:36:05,491 - Can't you see I'm busy? [woman] Of course. - Can't you see I'm busy? [woman] Of course.
621 00:36:05,680 00:36:09,048 There's a... man here to see you. There's a... man here to see you.
622 00:36:09,200 00:36:11,601 He does have an appointment. He does have an appointment.
623 00:36:11,760 00:36:13,842 An appointment? That's weird. An appointment? That's weird.
624 00:36:14,000 00:36:15,729 Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in! Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in!
625 00:36:15,880 00:36:17,041 Right away. Sorry. Right away. Sorry.
626 00:36:20,640 00:36:23,211 - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot. - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot.
627 00:36:23,360 00:36:24,361 Hello. Hello.
628 00:36:24,520 00:36:26,010 - Whoa. [crashing] - Whoa. [crashing]
629 00:36:26,200 00:36:27,964 - What the...? [Fozzie] Sorry. - What the...? [Fozzie] Sorry.
630 00:36:28,160 00:36:29,605 That looked expensive. That looked expensive.
631 00:36:29,760 00:36:32,809 [grunting] [grunting]
632 00:36:38,320 00:36:42,564 - You look familiar. - So do you! - You look familiar. - So do you!
633 00:36:43,760 00:36:45,364 Please, have a seat. Please, have a seat.
634 00:36:45,520 00:36:48,171 Yes, we're going to have a seat now. Yes, we're going to have a seat now.
635 00:36:48,320 00:36:51,085 - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa! - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa!
636 00:36:51,240 00:36:52,048 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
637 00:36:52,200 00:36:56,569 Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down! Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down!
638 00:36:56,720 00:36:57,687 What? What?
639 00:36:58,360 00:37:01,967 - Ohh! [grunting] - Ohh! [grunting]
640 00:37:02,120 00:37:04,327 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man. I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man.
641 00:37:04,480 00:37:06,847 [Marv] You guys OK? [Gary] Is anyone hurt? [Marv] You guys OK? [Gary] Is anyone hurt?
642 00:37:08,680 00:37:09,727 Kermit? Kermit?
643 00:37:11,920 00:37:14,571 - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie! - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie!
644 00:37:14,720 00:37:18,611 Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie!
645 00:37:18,760 00:37:21,081 Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm! Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm!
646 00:37:21,240 00:37:25,882 Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back!
647 00:37:26,040 00:37:30,762 I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once! I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once!
648 00:37:30,920 00:37:31,921 [speaks French] [speaks French]
649 00:37:32,080 00:37:34,606 - OK. - No, no, wait, wait! - OK. - No, no, wait, wait!
650 00:37:34,760 00:37:37,923 Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger. Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger.
651 00:37:38,080 00:37:42,005 In danger? Our studios? Kermit! In danger? Our studios? Kermit!
652 00:37:42,160 00:37:46,643 It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again. It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again.
653 00:37:46,800 00:37:47,847 We need you. We need you.
654 00:37:48,800 00:37:49,847 Oh. Oh.
655 00:37:50,720 00:37:56,011 Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog. Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog.
656 00:37:56,160 00:37:57,969 [speaks French] [speaks French]
657 00:37:59,480 00:38:01,209 Alone. Alone.
658 00:38:03,320 00:38:05,288 [chattering] [chattering]
659 00:38:06,840 00:38:13,086 Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret. Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret.
660 00:38:13,240 00:38:16,608 No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest. No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest.
661 00:38:16,760 00:38:18,967 You never intended to marry me. You never intended to marry me.
662 00:38:19,120 00:38:20,963 Not even after I built us a house Not even after I built us a house
663 00:38:21,120 00:38:23,805 where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together. where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together.
664 00:38:23,960 00:38:27,931 Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh? Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh?
665 00:38:28,080 00:38:31,323 Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things? Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things?
666 00:38:31,480 00:38:33,721 You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you. You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you.
667 00:38:33,880 00:38:37,248 I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me? I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me?
668 00:38:37,400 00:38:39,209 Look, this is not about you and me. Look, this is not about you and me.
669 00:38:39,360 00:38:40,930 It's never about you and me, is it? It's never about you and me, is it?
670 00:38:41,080 00:38:43,890 It's always we. We this, we that. It's always we. We this, we that.
671 00:38:44,040 00:38:48,364 "We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you? "We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you?
672 00:38:48,520 00:38:50,249 Piggy... Piggy...
673 00:38:51,200 00:38:54,204 I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here. I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here.
674 00:38:54,360 00:38:58,331 A life I've made for myself. A life I've made for myself.
675 00:38:59,280 00:39:00,327 Piggy! Piggy!
676 00:39:00,520 00:39:05,686 Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced. Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced.
677 00:39:11,840 00:39:13,604 [door closes] [door closes]
678 00:39:13,760 00:39:17,606 Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy? Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy?
679 00:39:17,760 00:39:20,081 - She's not coming, Fozzie. [all gasp] - She's not coming, Fozzie. [all gasp]
680 00:39:20,240 00:39:22,766 But, Kermit, we always worked together. But, Kermit, we always worked together.
681 00:39:22,960 00:39:24,962 We can't do this without Miss Piggy. We can't do this without Miss Piggy.
682 00:39:25,120 00:39:27,088 No one will give us a show without her. No one will give us a show without her.
683 00:39:27,240 00:39:29,004 We'll be fine, Fozzie. We'll be fine, Fozzie.
684 00:39:30,520 00:39:32,841 We'll be fine. We'll be fine.
685 00:39:33,000 00:39:34,764 We just... We just...
686 00:39:34,920 00:39:37,526 We'll just have to come up with something else. We'll just have to come up with something else.
687 00:39:43,400 00:39:45,482 [sighs] Kermie. [sighs] Kermie.
688 00:39:50,240 00:39:53,403 [Kermit] OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing. [Kermit] OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing.
689 00:39:53,560 00:39:56,848 [Fozzie] But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy? [Fozzie] But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy?
690 00:39:57,200 00:39:59,043 [♪ George Thorogood: "Bad to the Bone"] [♪ George Thorogood: "Bad to the Bone"]
691 00:40:05,160 00:40:06,525 [metal scraping] [metal scraping]
692 00:40:08,440 00:40:11,603 Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh? Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh?
693 00:40:11,800 00:40:15,771 - Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy - Come on, everybody. - Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy - Come on, everybody.
694 00:40:15,920 00:40:19,606 Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK? Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK?
695 00:40:20,960 00:40:23,201 - No. - No. - No. - No.
696 00:40:23,360 00:40:24,805 [Speaking Spanish] [Speaking Spanish]
697 00:40:24,960 00:40:25,961 [gasping] [gasping]
698 00:40:26,120 00:40:27,929 Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful! Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful!
699 00:40:28,080 00:40:29,411 That means no. That means no.
700 00:40:30,800 00:40:32,404 [groans] [groans]
701 00:40:32,560 00:40:34,927 - Come on, guys. - Awkward. - Come on, guys. - Awkward.
702 00:40:35,080 00:40:37,731 Listen, Kermit, I like you. Listen, Kermit, I like you.
703 00:40:37,880 00:40:39,723 I remember you guys from when I was a kid. I remember you guys from when I was a kid.
704 00:40:39,880 00:40:42,724 [chatter] - So I'm gonna shoot straight. [chatter] - So I'm gonna shoot straight.
705 00:40:44,960 00:40:47,725 - You guys aren't famous any more. [groans] - You guys aren't famous any more. [groans]
706 00:40:47,920 00:40:49,570 I wish she'd shot a little more curvy. I wish she'd shot a little more curvy.
707 00:40:49,720 00:40:52,929 Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up. Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up.
708 00:40:53,080 00:40:56,766 This circle represents everything that's currently popular. This circle represents everything that's currently popular.
709 00:40:58,080 00:41:00,606 And this tiny speck is you guys. And this tiny speck is you guys.
710 00:41:00,760 00:41:03,001 So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen. So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen.
711 00:41:03,160 00:41:05,970 Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher. Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher.
712 00:41:06,120 00:41:11,126 - Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher! - Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher!
713 00:41:11,800 00:41:13,928 - Finish him! - It's my favorite. - Finish him! - It's my favorite.
714 00:41:14,080 00:41:16,765 [man] I just thought I could make a difference. [man] I just thought I could make a difference.
715 00:41:16,920 00:41:21,209 I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day. I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day.
716 00:41:21,360 00:41:22,805 [groaning] [groaning]
717 00:41:32,240 00:41:35,369 Before I go, I'd just like to say something. Before I go, I'd just like to say something.
718 00:41:35,520 00:41:38,729 I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you... I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you...
719 00:41:39,520 00:41:42,729 Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production. Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production.
720 00:41:42,880 00:41:44,644 It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America. It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America.
721 00:41:44,800 00:41:48,930 - What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out. - What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out.
722 00:41:49,080 00:41:51,560 What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole
723 00:41:51,720 00:41:54,610 in the schedule coming up in two days? in the schedule coming up in two days?
724 00:41:57,440 00:42:00,046 OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show. OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show.
725 00:42:00,240 00:42:02,447 - All right! - Oh, yes! - All right! - Oh, yes!
726 00:42:02,640 00:42:05,962 Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise! Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise!
727 00:42:06,120 00:42:10,170 OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets. OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets.
728 00:42:10,320 00:42:13,403 - Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host. - Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host.
729 00:42:13,560 00:42:16,769 OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah! OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah!
730 00:42:20,600 00:42:23,046 [man] Let me wipe that. [man 2] You've missed a spot. [man] Let me wipe that. [man 2] You've missed a spot.
731 00:42:23,200 00:42:24,850 - I don't see it. - Just a little lower! - I don't see it. - Just a little lower!
732 00:42:25,000 00:42:26,764 - Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... - Yes. - Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... - Yes.
733 00:42:26,920 00:42:31,130 Well, gentlemen. It appears we have some competition Well, gentlemen. It appears we have some competition
734 00:42:31,280 00:42:33,328 on the Muppet propel“IY- on the Muppet propel“IY-
735 00:42:33,480 00:42:36,723 The Economist says they've gotten back together again. The Economist says they've gotten back together again.
736 00:42:36,880 00:42:39,850 - The Muppets got back together? - Remember? - The Muppets got back together? - Remember?
737 00:42:40,000 00:42:42,765 ♪ Together again Gee, it's good to be... ♪ ♪ Together again Gee, it's good to be... ♪
738 00:42:42,920 00:42:46,720 Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office! Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office!
739 00:42:46,880 00:42:48,370 - Yes, sir. - But, of course, it was all his fault. - Yes, sir. - But, of course, it was all his fault.
740 00:42:48,520 00:42:50,682 - Mostly his fault. - No matter. - Mostly his fault. - No matter.
741 00:42:50,880 00:42:55,329 Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me. Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me.
742 00:42:55,480 00:42:57,164 Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be
743 00:42:57,320 00:42:59,687 running home with their tails between their legs. running home with their tails between their legs.
744 00:42:59,840 00:43:03,003 Some of 'em literally. Because those ones have tails. Some of 'em literally. Because those ones have tails.
745 00:43:03,160 00:43:06,960 Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.
746 00:43:07,120 00:43:09,566 [laughing] [laughing]
747 00:43:10,120 00:43:11,849 That's a maniacal laugh moment. That's a maniacal laugh moment.
748 00:43:13,000 00:43:17,005 [Kermit] OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back. [Kermit] OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back.
749 00:43:36,080 00:43:37,320 [Kermit on TV] It's The Muppet Show, [Kermit on TV] It's The Muppet Show,
750 00:43:37,480 00:43:39,960 with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope! with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope!
751 00:43:40,840 00:43:43,650 [Bob Hope] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, [Bob Hope] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital,
752 00:43:43,800 00:43:46,201 the continuing story of... the continuing story of...
753 00:43:46,360 00:43:49,603 And now, Pigs in Space! And now, Pigs in Space!
754 00:43:49,760 00:43:53,162 Gary. Can you believe it? Gary. Can you believe it?
755 00:43:54,560 00:43:58,963 - The Muppet theater. - Yeah. - The Muppet theater. - Yeah.
756 00:44:01,800 00:44:04,007 - Welcome back, everyone. - Thanks. - Welcome back, everyone. - Thanks.
757 00:44:04,200 00:44:06,680 Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now. Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.
758 00:44:06,840 00:44:09,491 Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? [laughs] Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? [laughs]
759 00:44:09,640 00:44:11,847 But don't worry. We'll be fine. But don't worry. We'll be fine.
760 00:44:12,040 00:44:15,886 Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this. Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this.
761 00:44:16,040 00:44:18,486 Wait. Kermit, don't say another word. Wait. Kermit, don't say another word.
762 00:44:18,640 00:44:22,486 Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater. Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater.
763 00:44:22,680 00:44:24,250 Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us. Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us.
764 00:44:24,400 00:44:27,609 - So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up! - So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up!
765 00:44:27,760 00:44:29,285 Yeah! Yeah!
766 00:44:30,960 00:44:32,769 [humming] [humming]
767 00:44:34,600 00:44:37,843 - This is boring. - But don't you guys remember? - This is boring. - But don't you guys remember?
768 00:44:38,000 00:44:41,368 You're the Muppets! You do this to music! You're the Muppets! You do this to music!
769 00:44:41,520 00:44:42,965 Well, all right! Well, all right!
770 00:44:43,800 00:44:45,564 [♪ Starship: "We Built This City"] [♪ Starship: "We Built This City"]
771 00:44:53,240 00:44:55,481 - Hey, Animal! - Yeah? - Hey, Animal! - Yeah?
772 00:44:55,640 00:44:56,721 Look what I found! Look what I found!
773 00:44:57,600 00:44:59,921 [screaming] [screaming]
774 00:45:15,200 00:45:18,363 - Beauregard! - Scooter! Good to see you! - Beauregard! - Scooter! Good to see you!
775 00:45:18,520 00:45:20,727 Where's everybody been? Where's everybody been?
776 00:45:22,720 00:45:24,688 Celebrity... celebrity! Celebrity... celebrity!
777 00:45:24,840 00:45:28,003 Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please? Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please?
778 00:45:28,200 00:45:31,602 He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello? He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello?
779 00:45:31,760 00:45:33,489 Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony. Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony.
780 00:45:33,640 00:45:35,802 - Doing a great job, pal. [Walter] You're doing a great job. - Doing a great job, pal. [Walter] You're doing a great job.
781 00:45:36,000 00:45:37,923 - Wocka wocka. - Hey, guys! - Wocka wocka. - Hey, guys!
782 00:45:38,080 00:45:40,401 Look at these old photos I just found. Look at these old photos I just found.
783 00:45:40,560 00:45:41,607 Oooh. Oooh.
784 00:45:41,800 00:45:44,371 Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have? Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have?
785 00:45:44,520 00:45:46,727 I looked totally ridiculous! I looked totally ridiculous!
786 00:45:51,040 00:45:53,202 Yes, it's Kermit. The frog. Yes, it's Kermit. The frog.
787 00:45:53,360 00:45:55,601 Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend? Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend?
788 00:45:55,760 00:45:57,410 Sure. Sure, I understand. Sure. Sure, I understand.
789 00:46:07,200 00:46:09,168 [mumbling] [mumbling]
790 00:46:09,320 00:46:10,845 - Hey, shut the door! - What is that? - Hey, shut the door! - What is that?
791 00:46:11,200 00:46:13,487 Say hello to the little friend. Say hello to the little friend.
792 00:46:16,400 00:46:17,481 There goes dinner. There goes dinner.
793 00:46:17,640 00:46:18,641 [chuckles] [chuckles]
794 00:46:22,880 00:46:26,407 [song continues] [vocalizing] [song continues] [vocalizing]
795 00:46:27,200 00:46:29,407 [gasping] [gasping]
796 00:46:41,640 00:46:44,166 Wow! Great job, everybody! Wow! Great job, everybody!
797 00:46:44,360 00:46:46,761 Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night, Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night,
798 00:46:46,920 00:46:49,764 and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers, and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers,
799 00:46:49,920 00:46:52,161 so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time. so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time.
800 00:46:52,320 00:46:55,130 - Good. You two have a great night. - OK. Thank you! - Good. You two have a great night. - OK. Thank you!
801 00:46:55,280 00:46:57,601 - Bye. [man] Kermit? - Bye. [man] Kermit?
802 00:46:57,760 00:46:59,967 Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow
803 00:47:00,120 00:47:02,407 - or see the Hollywood Sign. - We'll have plenty of time - or see the Hollywood Sign. - We'll have plenty of time
804 00:47:02,560 00:47:04,369 to do that stuff. It's just, right now, to do that stuff. It's just, right now,
805 00:47:04,520 00:47:08,081 I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me. I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me.
806 00:47:08,240 00:47:11,687 I don't know, sweetheart he seems pretty happy. I don't know, sweetheart he seems pretty happy.
807 00:47:11,840 00:47:13,126 [laughing in background] [laughing in background]
808 00:47:13,280 00:47:14,566 [Fozzie] Like that. [Walter] Oh, OK. [Fozzie] Like that. [Walter] Oh, OK.
809 00:47:14,720 00:47:16,324 [Fozzie] Now you. [Fozzie] Now you.
810 00:47:16,520 00:47:18,887 Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job! Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job!
811 00:47:19,040 00:47:22,647 Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours. Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours.
812 00:47:22,800 00:47:25,804 Tell you what. Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow Tell you what. Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow
813 00:47:25,960 00:47:28,645 and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back. and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back.
814 00:47:28,800 00:47:32,407 OK. Just... don't forget about me. OK. Just... don't forget about me.
815 00:47:32,560 00:47:33,800 Never. Never.
816 00:47:33,960 00:47:35,689 Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right? Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right?
817 00:47:35,840 00:47:37,365 Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.
818 00:47:37,520 00:47:38,885 - Oh, Walter! - Oh, yes, Kermit. - Oh, Walter! - Oh, yes, Kermit.
819 00:47:39,080 00:47:40,923 Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you
820 00:47:41,080 00:47:43,242 that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you. that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you.
821 00:47:43,400 00:47:46,131 - Oh, well... - And welcome aboard. - Oh, well... - And welcome aboard.
822 00:47:46,280 00:47:48,442 Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot. Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot.
823 00:47:48,600 00:47:51,331 "Welcome aboard"? "Welcome aboard"?
824 00:47:53,520 00:47:55,887 [snoring clucks] [snoring clucks]
825 00:48:00,920 00:48:03,161 [clucking] [clucking]
826 00:48:05,000 00:48:06,843 [snoring] [snoring]
827 00:48:07,000 00:48:09,128 Hey, Kermit. You awake? Hey, Kermit. You awake?
828 00:48:09,320 00:48:11,448 - Yep. - What's the weather - Yep. - What's the weather
829 00:48:11,600 00:48:15,810 - supposed to be like tonight? - I don't know. Why? - supposed to be like tonight? - I don't know. Why?
830 00:48:16,800 00:48:20,009 I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling. I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling.
831 00:48:20,160 00:48:21,889 Stars sure are pretty, though. Stars sure are pretty, though.
832 00:48:23,920 00:48:27,561 We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time, We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time,
833 00:48:27,720 00:48:32,123 and I really don't wanna go back to Reno. and I really don't wanna go back to Reno.
834 00:48:32,280 00:48:34,123 Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine. Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine.
835 00:48:34,280 00:48:37,011 Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know? Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know?
836 00:48:37,160 00:48:39,845 Same old team, all pulling together. Same old team, all pulling together.
837 00:48:40,000 00:48:44,085 I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit. I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit.
838 00:48:44,240 00:48:46,641 Good night, Fozzie. Good night, Fozzie.
839 00:48:46,800 00:48:48,928 [sighs] [sighs]
840 00:48:51,320 00:48:55,370 OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going. OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going.
841 00:48:55,520 00:48:57,648 - Scooter, is everybody here? - Almost everyone, chief. - Scooter, is everybody here? - Almost everyone, chief.
842 00:48:57,800 00:49:00,804 - Yeah... - Hey, anybody got any kerosene? - Yeah... - Hey, anybody got any kerosene?
843 00:49:01,000 00:49:04,049 I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn 'em. I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn 'em.
844 00:49:04,200 00:49:07,204 [Miss Piggy echoing] Hold it right there, sausage snout! [Miss Piggy echoing] Hold it right there, sausage snout!
845 00:49:09,480 00:49:11,005 - Piggy? - Huh? - Piggy? - Huh?
846 00:49:12,960 00:49:16,760 Well, look what the cat dragged in. Well, look what the cat dragged in.
847 00:49:16,920 00:49:18,684 Come on. Keep it up, Maurice. Come on. Keep it up, Maurice.
848 00:49:18,840 00:49:24,244 Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently. Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently.
849 00:49:24,440 00:49:27,683 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! - Oh, yeah? - Yeah!
850 00:49:27,840 00:49:31,925 I don't think so... sister? I don't think so... sister?
851 00:49:32,080 00:49:36,051 Who you calling sister, sister? Who you calling sister, sister?
852 00:49:36,240 00:49:38,208 - Oh, look, an omelet station! - Oh, where? - Oh, look, an omelet station! - Oh, where?
853 00:49:38,360 00:49:40,089 - Hiya! [grunts] - Hiya! [grunts]
854 00:49:40,240 00:49:44,689 There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi. There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi.
855 00:49:44,840 00:49:49,687 Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back! Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back!
856 00:49:49,880 00:49:51,723 Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash? Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash?
857 00:49:51,920 00:49:54,287 - Welcome back, Miss Piggy. [all chattering] - Welcome back, Miss Piggy. [all chattering]
858 00:49:54,440 00:49:56,966 All right, all right, don't crowd me! All right, all right, don't crowd me!
859 00:49:57,120 00:49:59,202 Wow, she sure hasn't changed. Wow, she sure hasn't changed.
860 00:50:01,240 00:50:03,163 Piggy? You came back. Piggy? You came back.
861 00:50:03,320 00:50:06,961 I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them.
862 00:50:07,120 00:50:08,121 [door shuts] [door shuts]
863 00:50:08,760 00:50:11,127 And, besides, when this show's done, And, besides, when this show's done,
864 00:50:11,320 00:50:14,881 I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris. I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris.
865 00:50:15,040 00:50:18,840 OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody! OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody!
866 00:50:19,000 00:50:20,001 [growling] [growling]
867 00:50:20,800 00:50:22,529 Oh, good morning, Veronica. Oh, good morning, Veronica.
868 00:50:22,680 00:50:27,129 - Morning, Frog. - OK, everybody, take it from the top. - Morning, Frog. - OK, everybody, take it from the top.
869 00:50:27,280 00:50:29,760 [playing music] - Oooh! [playing music] - Oooh!
870 00:50:29,960 00:50:31,962 - You missed your cue. - I know! - You missed your cue. - I know!
871 00:50:32,120 00:50:33,121 [crashing] [crashing]
872 00:50:33,280 00:50:35,442 There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know? There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know?
873 00:50:36,240 00:50:41,201 Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world? Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world?
874 00:50:41,360 00:50:42,964 Mos-cow! Mos-cow!
875 00:50:43,800 00:50:45,370 [laughing] [laughing]
876 00:50:48,600 00:50:49,840 Ha. Ha.
877 00:50:51,680 00:50:53,808 ♪ It's time to play the music ♪ It's time to play the music
878 00:50:53,960 00:50:55,962 ♪ It's time to light the lights - Two, three, four. ♪ It's time to light the lights - Two, three, four.
879 00:50:56,120 00:50:57,929 ♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪ It's time to put on makeup
880 00:50:58,080 00:51:00,048 ♪ It's time to dress up right ♪ ♪ It's time to dress up right ♪
881 00:51:00,240 00:51:02,811 Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. What's the problem? Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. What's the problem?
882 00:51:02,960 00:51:06,726 We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums! We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums!
883 00:51:06,880 00:51:10,282 - Sorry, Animal. [grunting] No drums! No drums! - Sorry, Animal. [grunting] No drums! No drums!
884 00:51:10,440 00:51:13,967 - Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit! - Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit!
885 00:51:14,120 00:51:15,042 [sighs] [sighs]
886 00:51:15,200 00:51:17,601 - Who's next? Oh. [Animal] In control. - Who's next? Oh. [Animal] In control.
887 00:51:18,240 00:51:21,483 - Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit? - Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit?
888 00:51:21,680 00:51:22,966 You think you might wanna help us out here? You think you might wanna help us out here?
889 00:51:23,120 00:51:25,327 - Maybe do something in the show? [sighs] - Maybe do something in the show? [sighs]
890 00:51:25,480 00:51:28,086 Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me, Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me,
891 00:51:28,240 00:51:33,280 but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented... but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented...
892 00:51:33,480 00:51:36,370 Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes!
893 00:51:36,520 00:51:37,851 [flatulence sounds] [flatulence sounds]
894 00:51:38,000 00:51:40,082 - Patent pending! - And... - Patent pending! - And...
895 00:51:40,280 00:51:42,760 ...l don't have any talent at all. ...l don't have any talent at all.
896 00:51:42,920 00:51:47,130 The truth is... [sighs] I can't perform with you guys. The truth is... [sighs] I can't perform with you guys.
897 00:51:47,280 00:51:50,124 I feel like a phony just being here. I feel like a phony just being here.
898 00:51:50,280 00:51:53,011 Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet, Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet,
899 00:51:53,160 00:51:57,006 doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself, doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself,
900 00:51:57,160 00:51:59,970 I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at. I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at.
901 00:52:01,720 00:52:04,849 OK, Kermit. I'll try. OK, Kermit. I'll try.
902 00:52:10,320 00:52:12,129 [woman] Take my picture! [woman] Take my picture!
903 00:52:18,280 00:52:20,442 Welcome. How many in your party? Two? Welcome. How many in your party? Two?
904 00:52:20,600 00:52:23,410 Uh... No, just the one. Uh... No, just the one.
905 00:52:23,560 00:52:26,325 [chuckles] All right, party of one, follow me. [chuckles] All right, party of one, follow me.
906 00:52:29,600 00:52:33,446 ♪ I look around, and once again I'm on my own ♪ I look around, and once again I'm on my own
907 00:52:33,600 00:52:37,286 ♪ My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong ♪ My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong
908 00:52:37,440 00:52:40,444 ♪ No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun ♪ No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun
909 00:52:40,600 00:52:43,888 ♪ I throw my hands up high and have a party for one ♪ I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
910 00:52:44,040 00:52:47,886 ♪ I'm having a me party A party by myself ♪ I'm having a me party A party by myself
911 00:52:48,040 00:52:51,567 ♪ A me party I don't need nobody else ♪ A me party I don't need nobody else
912 00:52:51,720 00:52:55,611 ♪ A me party I'm the first and last to show ♪ A me party I'm the first and last to show
913 00:52:55,760 00:52:59,731 ♪ There's no one at this party that I don't already know ♪ There's no one at this party that I don't already know
914 00:52:59,880 00:53:03,566 ♪ I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you ♪ I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you
915 00:53:03,720 00:53:06,610 ♪ Haven't you heard? One is the new two ♪ Haven't you heard? One is the new two
916 00:53:07,160 00:53:10,130 ♪ I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss ♪ I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss
917 00:53:10,280 00:53:14,729 ♪ Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us ♪ Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us
918 00:53:15,400 00:53:17,562 ♪ I'm having a me party ♪ I'm having a me party
919 00:53:17,720 00:53:19,688 ♪ Haven't I seen me here before? ♪ Haven't I seen me here before?
920 00:53:19,880 00:53:21,405 ♪ A me party ♪ A me party
921 00:53:21,560 00:53:23,483 ♪ I'm the last one on the dance floor ♪ I'm the last one on the dance floor
922 00:53:23,640 00:53:26,962 - ♪ Me party - ♪ A party just for moi - ♪ Me party - ♪ A party just for moi
923 00:53:27,120 00:53:30,647 - ♪ Me party - ♪ It's a solo Mardi Gras - ♪ Me party - ♪ It's a solo Mardi Gras
924 00:53:30,800 00:53:34,486 ♪ I'm having a me party I'm such good company ♪ I'm having a me party I'm such good company
925 00:53:34,640 00:53:38,167 - ♪ A me party - ♪ I saved the last dance for me - ♪ A me party - ♪ I saved the last dance for me
926 00:53:38,840 00:53:42,003 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
927 00:53:42,160 00:53:47,405 ♪ What happens at a me party stays at a me party ♪ ♪ What happens at a me party stays at a me party ♪
928 00:53:47,560 00:53:51,610 Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else? Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else?
929 00:53:51,760 00:53:54,240 Oh... no. Oh... no.
930 00:53:54,400 00:53:56,721 No, it's just me. Party of one No, it's just me. Party of one
931 00:53:56,920 00:53:58,649 [bell dings] [man] Order up! [bell dings] [man] Order up!
932 00:54:00,200 00:54:03,363 - OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left? - OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left?
933 00:54:03,520 00:54:05,727 Oh, uh, it's you, chief! Oh, uh, it's you, chief!
934 00:54:05,880 00:54:09,441 - Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy. - Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy.
935 00:54:10,720 00:54:11,721 [knocking softly] [knocking softly]
936 00:54:11,880 00:54:13,723 [Miss Piggy singing "(I've Had The) Time of My Life"] [Miss Piggy singing "(I've Had The) Time of My Life"]
937 00:54:13,880 00:54:15,325 - Miss Piggy? - Hm? - Miss Piggy? - Hm?
938 00:54:15,520 00:54:17,363 We're all out front practicing our acts We're all out front practicing our acts
939 00:54:17,560 00:54:20,040 and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so... and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so...
940 00:54:20,200 00:54:23,886 Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't. Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't.
941 00:54:24,040 00:54:28,602 No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner. No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner.
942 00:54:28,960 00:54:30,564 Hola. [laughs] Hola. [laughs]
943 00:54:30,720 00:54:32,563 OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up. OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up.
944 00:54:32,720 00:54:35,041 - Excuse us. - 'Scuse us. - Excuse us. - 'Scuse us.
945 00:54:35,200 00:54:36,964 Let's try that lift again, shall we? Let's try that lift again, shall we?
946 00:54:37,120 00:54:39,691 [scoffs] The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK? [scoffs] The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK?
947 00:54:39,880 00:54:42,565 - In three, two... Wait for me! [crashing] - In three, two... Wait for me! [crashing]
948 00:54:42,720 00:54:43,801 Good grief. Good grief.
949 00:54:43,960 00:54:46,645 Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere! Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere!
950 00:54:46,840 00:54:48,205 So nice to see you, Veronica. So nice to see you, Veronica.
951 00:54:48,360 00:54:50,283 Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity? Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity?
952 00:54:50,440 00:54:54,331 Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because... Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because...
953 00:54:54,520 00:54:58,684 Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity. Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity.
954 00:54:58,840 00:55:00,171 You? [scoffs] You? [scoffs]
955 00:55:00,320 00:55:02,129 No. Kermit, listen. No. Kermit, listen.
956 00:55:02,280 00:55:06,046 I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host.
957 00:55:06,240 00:55:08,129 I will rerun Benson if I have to. I will rerun Benson if I have to.
958 00:55:08,320 00:55:11,210 Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica, Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica,
959 00:55:11,360 00:55:14,204 that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours! that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours!
960 00:55:14,360 00:55:15,850 Twelve hours! Twelve hours!
961 00:55:16,040 00:55:20,329 I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back! I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back!
962 00:55:23,160 00:55:27,290 And the Muppets are like a big family. Well... And for us, And the Muppets are like a big family. Well... And for us,
963 00:55:27,440 00:55:32,844 that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion... that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion...
964 00:55:33,680 00:55:37,002 ...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio. ...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio.
965 00:55:39,280 00:55:42,329 It would certainly mean a lot to us. It would certainly mean a lot to us.
966 00:55:42,520 00:55:44,363 Hmmm. Hmmm.
967 00:55:45,240 00:55:48,244 Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see. Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see.
968 00:55:48,400 00:55:50,767 [singing] [singing]
969 00:56:20,720 00:56:22,006 Correct! Correct!
970 00:56:32,120 00:56:34,441 The answer is no. The answer is no.
971 00:56:35,680 00:56:38,490 Well, you could've just said that. Well, you could've just said that.
972 00:56:38,640 00:56:40,529 - Contract. - Contract. - Contract. - Contract.
973 00:56:40,680 00:56:41,727 Contract. Contract.
974 00:56:44,440 00:56:47,171 - Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets, - Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets,
975 00:56:47,320 00:56:49,243 according to this contract, according to this contract,
976 00:56:49,400 00:56:53,200 it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight, it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight,
977 00:56:53,360 00:56:55,362 - it's the Muppet name itself. - What? - it's the Muppet name itself. - What?
978 00:56:55,520 00:56:59,127 And all characters under the Muppet name. And all characters under the Muppet name.
979 00:56:59,280 00:57:02,363 Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names? Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names?
980 00:57:03,440 00:57:04,885 [beeping] [beeping]
981 00:57:09,920 00:57:12,161 Told ya I'd be back. Told ya I'd be back.
982 00:57:12,360 00:57:14,408 Well, now I am... Well, now I am...
983 00:57:15,920 00:57:17,206 ...back. ...back.
984 00:57:17,360 00:57:22,207 And I see you've met Mr. Richman our new business partner. And I see you've met Mr. Richman our new business partner.
985 00:57:22,360 00:57:28,561 The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world. The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world.
986 00:57:28,720 00:57:35,001 Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine. Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine.
987 00:57:35,160 00:57:36,491 [laughing] [laughing]
988 00:57:37,520 00:57:41,161 - Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets! - Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets!
989 00:57:41,320 00:57:44,608 The world has moved on, and no one cares about The world has moved on, and no one cares about
990 00:57:44,760 00:57:49,721 your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin', your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin',
991 00:57:49,880 00:57:53,521 singin'-and-dancin' act any more! You're dead! singin'-and-dancin' act any more! You're dead!
992 00:57:53,680 00:57:56,923 [gasps] - And I just come to bury you. [gasps] - And I just come to bury you.
993 00:57:57,840 00:58:01,401 Now, get out of my office. Now, get out of my office.
994 00:58:01,560 00:58:03,085 - What? - What is that supposed to mean? - What? - What is that supposed to mean?
995 00:58:03,240 00:58:04,651 You said you were gonna talk to the man! You said you were gonna talk to the man!
996 00:58:04,800 00:58:09,089 Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater
997 00:58:09,240 00:58:12,961 and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host, and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host,
998 00:58:13,120 00:58:16,920 we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit? we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit?
999 00:58:18,120 00:58:21,806 Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie. Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie.
1000 00:58:21,960 00:58:23,166 - Huh? [man] What? - Huh? [man] What?
1001 00:58:23,320 00:58:24,970 Guys, the show's in six hours, Guys, the show's in six hours,
1002 00:58:25,120 00:58:29,762 and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I... and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I...
1003 00:58:29,920 00:58:31,763 I couldn't get us a celebrity host. I couldn't get us a celebrity host.
1004 00:58:31,920 00:58:34,002 - Oh, no! - What? - Oh, no! - What?
1005 00:58:34,840 00:58:39,607 I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on. I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on.
1006 00:58:39,760 00:58:41,728 I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess. I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess.
1007 00:58:42,840 00:58:44,763 Kermit? Kermit?
1008 00:58:49,240 00:58:52,084 All right, listen up, you freaks! All right, listen up, you freaks!
1009 00:58:52,240 00:58:54,846 I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV. I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV.
1010 00:58:55,000 00:58:59,642 All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary. All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary.
1011 00:58:59,800 00:59:04,840 Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on. Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on.
1012 00:59:05,000 00:59:06,490 Let's move! Let's move!
1013 00:59:07,880 00:59:08,881 [alarms blaring] [alarms blaring]
1014 00:59:09,040 00:59:11,247 - Hey! - Hi. - Hey! - Hi.
1015 00:59:11,440 00:59:14,444 - How was your day? - Oh, it was great. - How was your day? - Oh, it was great.
1016 00:59:14,600 00:59:17,763 I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone. I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone.
1017 00:59:17,920 00:59:20,287 Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo. Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo.
1018 00:59:20,440 00:59:22,886 And then I ate lunch unaccompanied, And then I ate lunch unaccompanied,
1019 00:59:23,080 00:59:26,243 and then I walked back here... independently. and then I walked back here... independently.
1020 00:59:26,400 00:59:29,165 Listen, I got you these. Listen, I got you these.
1021 00:59:29,320 00:59:32,563 You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones. You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones.
1022 00:59:33,640 00:59:35,324 Thanks, sweetie. Thanks, sweetie.
1023 00:59:36,920 00:59:38,445 Listen, Gary. Listen, Gary.
1024 00:59:38,600 00:59:41,809 I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight. I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight.
1025 00:59:41,960 00:59:43,405 Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like? Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like?
1026 00:59:45,560 00:59:48,291 OK. That's fine. OK. That's fine.
1027 00:59:48,480 00:59:51,689 That's just fine. That's... that's perfect. That's just fine. That's... that's perfect.
1028 00:59:53,280 00:59:55,248 I'm going to go for a walk. I'm going to go for a walk.
1029 00:59:55,440 00:59:57,761 - Individually. [door opens] - Individually. [door opens]
1030 01:00:00,280 01:00:02,169 [whistling] [whistling]
1031 01:00:03,600 01:00:05,443 [humming] [humming]
1032 01:00:06,680 01:00:08,364 - Walter, hey. [Walter] Gary. - Walter, hey. [Walter] Gary.
1033 01:00:08,520 01:00:11,649 Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent. Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent.
1034 01:00:11,800 01:00:13,325 A talent for what? A talent for what?
1035 01:00:13,480 01:00:17,485 For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show. For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show.
1036 01:00:17,640 01:00:20,371 I... I could be a Muppet. I... I could be a Muppet.
1037 01:00:21,520 01:00:24,364 Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing. Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing.
1038 01:00:24,520 01:00:27,285 Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent. Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent.
1039 01:00:27,440 01:00:29,761 Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something, Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something,
1040 01:00:29,920 01:00:32,446 but right now I actually... I need your help. but right now I actually... I need your help.
1041 01:00:32,600 01:00:35,683 I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something, I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something,
1042 01:00:35,840 01:00:39,287 and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me. and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me.
1043 01:00:39,440 01:00:40,566 Gary, I'd love to help you out, Gary, I'd love to help you out,
1044 01:00:40,720 01:00:43,769 but I can't leave the theater now. This is important. but I can't leave the theater now. This is important.
1045 01:00:43,920 01:00:46,969 Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too
1046 01:00:47,160 01:00:49,447 Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets. Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets.
1047 01:00:49,600 01:00:51,967 No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here
1048 01:00:52,120 01:00:54,441 was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner
1049 01:00:54,600 01:00:56,284 because it's our tenth anniversary, and then... because it's our tenth anniversary, and then...
1050 01:00:59,000 01:01:01,321 - Walter, what day is today? - Friday. - Walter, what day is today? - Friday.
1051 01:01:01,480 01:01:04,404 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
1052 01:01:04,560 01:01:08,121 This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to... This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to...
1053 01:01:08,280 01:01:11,011 - Mary? Mary! - Wait. - Mary? Mary! - Wait.
1054 01:01:11,160 01:01:14,369 Gary, I need you. Gary, I need you.
1055 01:01:29,480 01:01:31,209 OK, is everybody ready? OK, is everybody ready?
1056 01:01:31,360 01:01:34,682 Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on! Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on!
1057 01:01:34,840 01:01:37,081 - Masks on! - Except for moi. - Masks on! - Except for moi.
1058 01:01:37,240 01:01:38,765 Nothing covers this beautiful face. Nothing covers this beautiful face.
1059 01:01:38,960 01:01:43,329 [gasps] No maskin'? - No maskin'. [gasps] No maskin'? - No maskin'.
1060 01:01:44,000 01:01:45,923 [man] Check the door on Stage 28. [man] Check the door on Stage 28.
1061 01:01:46,080 01:01:48,526 [man 2] I'm going over there now. [man on radio] She's done in makeup... [man 2] I'm going over there now. [man on radio] She's done in makeup...
1062 01:01:51,920 01:01:53,809 [panting] [panting]
1063 01:01:58,280 01:02:01,363 I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls! I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls!
1064 01:02:04,600 01:02:07,285 Oh, hey, Animal. Oh, hey, Animal.
1065 01:02:08,560 01:02:09,607 What are you doin' here? What are you doin' here?
1066 01:02:09,760 01:02:13,890 Acting. Natural. Acting. Natural.
1067 01:02:14,080 01:02:15,241 [Miss Piggy] Now! [Miss Piggy] Now!
1068 01:02:16,440 01:02:17,487 Whoa! Whoa!
1069 01:02:18,480 01:02:21,404 - Hiya! [Yelling] - Hiya! [Yelling]
1070 01:02:24,080 01:02:25,764 [grunting] [grunting]
1071 01:02:25,920 01:02:26,967 [yelling] [yelling]
1072 01:02:30,800 01:02:32,006 [mumbling] [mumbling]
1073 01:02:35,800 01:02:37,006 Hiya! Hiya!
1074 01:02:41,000 01:02:46,086 Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me. Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me.
1075 01:02:56,040 01:02:57,849 [Mary] Gary, I've gone home. [Mary] Gary, I've gone home.
1076 01:02:58,040 01:03:01,601 I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man
1077 01:03:01,760 01:03:03,683 or a Muppet? or a Muppet?
1078 01:03:16,880 01:03:19,804 ♪ I reflect on my reflection ♪ I reflect on my reflection
1079 01:03:19,960 01:03:23,806 ♪ And I ask myself the question ♪ And I ask myself the question
1080 01:03:23,960 01:03:29,808 ♪ What's the right direction to go? ♪ What's the right direction to go?
1081 01:03:31,400 01:03:33,607 ♪ I don't know ♪ I don't know
1082 01:03:33,760 01:03:38,402 ♪ Am I a man ♪ Am I a man
1083 01:03:38,560 01:03:43,122 ♪ Or am I a Muppet? ♪ Am I a Muppet? ♪ Or am I a Muppet? ♪ Am I a Muppet?
1084 01:03:43,280 01:03:46,409 ♪ If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet ♪ If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet
1085 01:03:46,560 01:03:50,121 ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet?
1086 01:03:50,280 01:03:53,443 ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man?
1087 01:03:53,640 01:03:56,041 ♪ Amla man? ♪ Amla man?
1088 01:03:56,200 01:03:59,682 ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
1089 01:03:59,840 01:04:02,207 ♪ A Muppet of a man ♪ A Muppet of a man
1090 01:04:06,600 01:04:09,729 ♪ I look into these eyes ♪ I look into these eyes
1091 01:04:09,880 01:04:13,089 ♪ And I don't recognize ♪ And I don't recognize
1092 01:04:13,280 01:04:17,649 ♪ The one I see inside ♪ The one I see inside
1093 01:04:19,680 01:04:23,446 ♪ It's time for me to decide ♪ It's time for me to decide
1094 01:04:23,600 01:04:27,650 ♪ Am I a man ♪ Am I a man
1095 01:04:27,840 01:04:29,649 ♪ Or am I a Muppet? ♪ Or am I a Muppet?
1096 01:04:29,840 01:04:32,286 ♪ Am I a Muppet? ♪ Am I a Muppet?
1097 01:04:32,440 01:04:35,762 ♪ If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet ♪ If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet
1098 01:04:35,920 01:04:39,686 ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet? ♪ Very manly Muppet ♪ Am I a Muppet?
1099 01:04:39,840 01:04:42,684 ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man? ♪ Muppet ♪ Oram I a man?
1100 01:04:42,840 01:04:45,002 ♪ Amla man? ♪ Amla man?
1101 01:04:45,160 01:04:49,404 ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man ♪ If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man
1102 01:04:49,560 01:04:51,688 ♪ A Muppet of a man ♪ A Muppet of a man
1103 01:04:53,400 01:04:54,890 ♪ Here I go again ♪ Here I go again
1104 01:04:55,040 01:04:57,930 ♪ I'm always running out of time ♪ I'm always running out of time
1105 01:04:58,120 01:05:02,284 ♪ I think I made up my mind ♪ I think I made up my mind
1106 01:05:02,440 01:05:06,240 ♪ Now I understand who I am ♪ Now I understand who I am
1107 01:05:09,120 01:05:12,283 ♪ I'm a man ♪ I'm a man
1108 01:05:12,440 01:05:15,922 ♪ I'm a Muppet ♪ I'm a Muppet
1109 01:05:19,600 01:05:24,128 ♪ I'm a Muppet of a man ♪ I'm a very manly Muppet ♪ I'm a Muppet of a man ♪ I'm a very manly Muppet
1110 01:05:25,280 01:05:28,648 ♪ I'm a Muppet-y man ♪ I'm a Muppet-y man
1111 01:05:41,800 01:05:43,325 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
1112 01:05:43,480 01:05:45,926 - Oh, Gary. - Mary. - Oh, Gary. - Mary.
1113 01:05:48,560 01:05:50,881 ♪ That's what I am ♪ ♪ That's what I am ♪
1114 01:05:58,280 01:06:01,204 Kermit. We have our celebrity! Kermit. We have our celebrity!
1115 01:06:01,360 01:06:04,967 Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon! Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon!
1116 01:06:05,120 01:06:07,566 Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he? Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he?
1117 01:06:07,720 01:06:10,644 - In the trunk. [Jack] Get me outta here! - In the trunk. [Jack] Get me outta here!
1118 01:06:10,800 01:06:13,724 You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal! You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal!
1119 01:06:13,880 01:06:18,442 But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black,
1120 01:06:18,600 01:06:23,128 - or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie! - or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie!
1121 01:06:23,280 01:06:26,568 Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now,
1122 01:06:26,720 01:06:29,405 these guys are counting on you. You inspire them. these guys are counting on you. You inspire them.
1123 01:06:29,560 01:06:32,291 - What, to kidnap people? - To work together. - What, to kidnap people? - To work together.
1124 01:06:32,440 01:06:36,286 - To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed - To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed
1125 01:06:36,440 01:06:39,125 a celebrity is not a people. a celebrity is not a people.
1126 01:06:39,280 01:06:42,648 And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on. And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on.
1127 01:06:42,800 01:06:46,407 Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now. Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now.
1128 01:06:47,960 01:06:49,291 [sighs] [sighs]
1129 01:06:50,400 01:06:53,131 All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh? All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh?
1130 01:06:53,320 01:06:54,731 - It's showtime! - All right! - It's showtime! - All right!
1131 01:06:54,880 01:06:55,927 That's it! That's it!
1132 01:06:57,480 01:07:01,201 - Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde. - Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde.
1133 01:07:02,840 01:07:04,569 Ow! Ow. Ow! Ow.
1134 01:07:04,720 01:07:06,961 OK, very nice. [grunts] OK, very nice. [grunts]
1135 01:07:07,120 01:07:09,282 Halt! Point left! Halt! Point left!
1136 01:07:09,440 01:07:12,250 Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much. Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much.
1137 01:07:12,400 01:07:15,768 [man on TV] And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon. [man on TV] And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon.
1138 01:07:15,920 01:07:18,321 Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala, Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala,
1139 01:07:18,480 01:07:22,166 - with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good. - with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good.
1140 01:07:22,320 01:07:23,446 [grunts] [grunts]
1141 01:07:24,600 01:07:28,400 - We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman. - We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman.
1142 01:07:28,600 01:07:29,931 [groans] [groans]
1143 01:07:30,400 01:07:33,563 So do you think we're working for the bad guy? So do you think we're working for the bad guy?
1144 01:07:38,560 01:07:40,688 Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes! Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes!
1145 01:07:40,840 01:07:42,126 [tires squealing] [tires squealing]
1146 01:07:43,120 01:07:44,724 Where did you learn to drive? Where did you learn to drive?
1147 01:07:47,920 01:07:49,968 Hang on, everyone! Hang on, everyone!
1148 01:07:52,960 01:07:56,885 Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody! This is it! Five minutes to curtain! Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody! This is it! Five minutes to curtain!
1149 01:07:57,040 01:07:59,042 - Kermit? - Get ready for the opening number. - Kermit? - Get ready for the opening number.
1150 01:07:59,200 01:08:00,884 - Yes? - I need to talk to you about my act. - Yes? - I need to talk to you about my act.
1151 01:08:01,040 01:08:02,883 Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine. Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine.
1152 01:08:03,040 01:08:05,122 In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first? In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first?
1153 01:08:05,280 01:08:06,645 - Come on, come on, come on! - No... - Come on, come on, come on! - No...
1154 01:08:06,800 01:08:08,165 [Kermit] Fly in the arches! [Kermit] Fly in the arches!
1155 01:08:08,320 01:08:09,321 [sighs] [Clucking] [sighs] [Clucking]
1156 01:08:09,960 01:08:12,406 - OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah. - OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah.
1157 01:08:12,560 01:08:14,369 - You come out and introduce Fozzie. - Right. - You come out and introduce Fozzie. - Right.
1158 01:08:14,520 01:08:17,205 Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock! Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock!
1159 01:08:17,400 01:08:20,210 - What? - The show is a disaster, Frog! - What? - The show is a disaster, Frog!
1160 01:08:20,360 01:08:22,442 - Veronica... - Where's the audience? - Veronica... - Where's the audience?
1161 01:08:22,600 01:08:25,046 I knew you guys weren't popular any more. I knew you guys weren't popular any more.
1162 01:08:25,240 01:08:28,210 I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here! I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here!
1163 01:08:28,360 01:08:30,010 - What about Hobo Joe? - Who? - What about Hobo Joe? - Who?
1164 01:08:30,160 01:08:32,640 Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe? Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?
1165 01:08:32,800 01:08:34,564 - Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief? - Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief?
1166 01:08:34,720 01:08:38,441 - Did you hand out all those flyers? - Of course. Every last one! - Did you hand out all those flyers? - Of course. Every last one!
1167 01:08:38,600 01:08:41,001 Don't worry. We'll think of something! Don't worry. We'll think of something!
1168 01:08:41,160 01:08:42,491 - You better [grunts] - You better [grunts]
1169 01:08:42,680 01:08:44,682 Yoo-hoo! You've got audience. Yoo-hoo! You've got audience.
1170 01:08:44,840 01:08:47,650 It's me! What am I, invisible? It's me! What am I, invisible?
1171 01:08:47,800 01:08:50,007 [knocking] - Jack Black. [knocking] - Jack Black.
1172 01:08:50,160 01:08:51,924 Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black
1173 01:08:52,760 01:08:55,081 - Hi! - Ah! Where am I? - Hi! - Ah! Where am I?
1174 01:08:55,240 01:08:58,369 Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look! Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look!
1175 01:08:58,520 01:09:00,921 - We'll see you out there! Good luck! [Jack] Stop cleaning me! - We'll see you out there! Good luck! [Jack] Stop cleaning me!
1176 01:09:01,080 01:09:05,085 - You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. - Yeah. - You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. - Yeah.
1177 01:09:06,440 01:09:07,487 We're here! We're here!
1178 01:09:07,640 01:09:10,120 - Start the show! - Ready for some kind of entertainment! - Start the show! - Ready for some kind of entertainment!
1179 01:09:10,280 01:09:12,487 All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter. All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter.
1180 01:09:12,640 01:09:15,564 OK, we go live in three, two... OK, we go live in three, two...
1181 01:09:17,600 01:09:22,162 [man] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog. [man] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog.
1182 01:09:23,080 01:09:24,889 It's The Muppet Telethon, It's The Muppet Telethon,
1183 01:09:25,040 01:09:29,364 with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay! with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay!
1184 01:09:29,560 01:09:32,325 [up-tempo music playing] [up-tempo music playing]
1185 01:09:41,440 01:09:43,090 ♪ It's time to play the music ♪ It's time to play the music
1186 01:09:43,280 01:09:45,282 ♪ It's time to light the lights ♪ It's time to light the lights
1187 01:09:45,440 01:09:49,331 ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
1188 01:09:49,480 01:09:51,642 ♪ It's time to put on makeup ♪ It's time to put on makeup
1189 01:09:51,800 01:09:53,529 ♪ It's time to dress up right ♪ It's time to dress up right
1190 01:09:53,680 01:09:55,808 ♪ It's time to get things started ♪ It's time to get things started
1191 01:09:56,000 01:09:58,287 ♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪ Why don't you get things started?
1192 01:09:58,440 01:09:59,851 I always dreamed we'd be back here. I always dreamed we'd be back here.
1193 01:10:00,000 01:10:02,048 Dreams? Those were nightmares! Dreams? Those were nightmares!
1194 01:10:02,200 01:10:03,804 ♪ It's time to get things started ♪ It's time to get things started
1195 01:10:03,960 01:10:07,169 ♪ On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational ♪ On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational
1196 01:10:07,320 01:10:13,601 ♪ Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪ ♪ Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪
1197 01:10:15,960 01:10:18,042 [Tarzan cry] [Tarzan cry]
1198 01:10:18,200 01:10:21,363 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon!
1199 01:10:21,520 01:10:24,603 We have Muppets standing by to take your calls. We have Muppets standing by to take your calls.
1200 01:10:24,760 01:10:26,489 - Yes, we are. - Hi. Hello. - Yes, we are. - Hi. Hello.
1201 01:10:26,640 01:10:28,961 Could I have a large pizza with ham and...? Could I have a large pizza with ham and...?
1202 01:10:29,160 01:10:32,243 Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you, Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you,
1203 01:10:32,400 01:10:35,370 with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black! with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black!
1204 01:10:35,520 01:10:38,490 [horns sounding] [laughing] [horns sounding] [laughing]
1205 01:10:38,640 01:10:40,529 I'm being held captive by these weirdos! I'm being held captive by these weirdos!
1206 01:10:40,680 01:10:43,809 Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years! Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years!
1207 01:10:43,960 01:10:47,248 Somebody, anybody, please call the police. This is real rope! Somebody, anybody, please call the police. This is real rope!
1208 01:10:47,400 01:10:50,529 - Man, this 3-D is incredible! - This is real! - Man, this 3-D is incredible! - This is real!
1209 01:10:50,880 01:10:53,451 Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience,
1210 01:10:53,640 01:10:57,042 so if you'd like to come down and see the show live... so if you'd like to come down and see the show live...
1211 01:10:57,200 01:11:00,841 There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty. There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty.
1212 01:11:02,800 01:11:04,529 Poor Walter. Poor Walter.
1213 01:11:07,560 01:11:09,050 Maybe we should go back. Maybe we should go back.
1214 01:11:09,240 01:11:13,928 No way, Mary. I've made my choice already. No way, Mary. I've made my choice already.
1215 01:11:14,120 01:11:15,884 I just sang a whole song about it. I just sang a whole song about it.
1216 01:11:16,080 01:11:18,481 I wanna stay here with you. I wanna stay here with you.
1217 01:11:20,440 01:11:21,566 So thank you. So thank you.
1218 01:11:26,360 01:11:29,091 [band plays] [band plays]
1219 01:11:29,240 01:11:31,447 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves
1220 01:11:31,640 01:11:35,201 for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever. for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever.
1221 01:11:35,760 01:11:37,649 - Head bowling. - What? No! - Head bowling. - What? No!
1222 01:11:37,800 01:11:39,165 I have not signed off on this! I have not signed off on this!
1223 01:11:39,320 01:11:41,607 [laughing] - Drumroll, please. [laughing] - Drumroll, please.
1224 01:11:42,640 01:11:47,680 [dinging] - And a one and a two and a three! [dinging] - And a one and a two and a three!
1225 01:11:47,840 01:11:50,810 Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck. Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck.
1226 01:11:50,960 01:11:53,486 All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned. All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned.
1227 01:11:53,640 01:11:54,766 [laughing] [laughing]
1228 01:11:54,920 01:11:56,968 Please, make this end! Please! Please, make this end! Please!
1229 01:11:57,160 01:11:58,605 This is great. Call 'em. This is great. Call 'em.
1230 01:11:58,760 01:12:01,491 [telephone ringing] [all mumbling] [telephone ringing] [all mumbling]
1231 01:12:01,640 01:12:03,324 [buzzing] [buzzing]
1232 01:12:05,960 01:12:07,928 Hello? Hello?
1233 01:12:08,080 01:12:11,243 You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh... You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh...
1234 01:12:11,400 01:12:14,961 - Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money! - Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money!
1235 01:12:15,120 01:12:19,569 [laughing] Hey, guys, we got us some money! [laughing] Hey, guys, we got us some money!
1236 01:12:19,720 01:12:24,806 Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you. Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you.
1237 01:12:24,960 01:12:28,726 Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere. Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere.
1238 01:12:28,880 01:12:31,804 - Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo. - Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo.
1239 01:12:31,960 01:12:34,531 Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with
1240 01:12:34,680 01:12:36,808 head bowling a little later in the show. head bowling a little later in the show.
1241 01:12:36,960 01:12:41,409 Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay! Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay!
1242 01:12:42,640 01:12:45,007 Thank you, thank you, and thank you. Thank you, thank you, and thank you.
1243 01:12:45,160 01:12:47,925 Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night. Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night.
1244 01:12:48,080 01:12:52,051 The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka! The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka!
1245 01:12:52,200 01:12:55,249 - OK. - Ah! That joke's like 50 years old! - OK. - Ah! That joke's like 50 years old!
1246 01:12:55,400 01:12:56,287 [laughing] [laughing]
1247 01:12:56,440 01:12:58,204 [Fozzie] So how 'bout those shopping centers? [Fozzie] So how 'bout those shopping centers?
1248 01:12:58,360 01:13:00,806 You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it. You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it.
1249 01:13:00,960 01:13:02,883 Make it stop! Make it stop!
1250 01:13:03,040 01:13:04,565 [laughing] [laughing]
1251 01:13:04,720 01:13:09,851 - Wocka wocka wocka wocka! [Jack] Make it stop! No! - Wocka wocka wocka wocka! [Jack] Make it stop! No!
1252 01:13:10,000 01:13:13,322 - We're not a team! I'm not with him! - What is happening? - We're not a team! I'm not with him! - What is happening?
1253 01:13:13,480 01:13:16,529 People are actually watching this? People are actually watching this?
1254 01:13:16,680 01:13:20,127 Deadly! Bring the car! Deadly! Bring the car!
1255 01:13:20,840 01:13:22,171 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
1256 01:13:22,320 01:13:23,446 - What am I gonna do? [knocking] - What am I gonna do? [knocking]
1257 01:13:23,600 01:13:26,285 Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter. Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter.
1258 01:13:26,440 01:13:28,249 You ready? You ready?
1259 01:13:28,400 01:13:31,449 No. Yes, yes, yes... No. Yes, yes, yes...
1260 01:13:32,200 01:13:34,123 Whoopi Goldberg? Whoopi Goldberg?
1261 01:13:34,280 01:13:36,965 Selena Gomez? And... hi there. Selena Gomez? And... hi there.
1262 01:13:37,880 01:13:40,963 Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here
1263 01:13:41,120 01:13:43,521 - something about saving a theater. - Yes, yes, of course. - something about saving a theater. - Yes, yes, of course.
1264 01:13:43,680 01:13:46,286 I don't really know who you guys are My agent just told me to show up. I don't really know who you guys are My agent just told me to show up.
1265 01:13:46,480 01:13:47,720 - That's great. - Are you one of the - That's great. - Are you one of the
1266 01:13:47,880 01:13:49,086 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
1267 01:13:49,240 01:13:52,005 Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help. Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help.
1268 01:13:52,160 01:13:55,642 And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV
1269 01:13:55,800 01:13:57,928 before millions of people to prove you have what it takes before millions of people to prove you have what it takes
1270 01:13:58,120 01:14:00,805 to become one of the Muppets. Good luck. to become one of the Muppets. Good luck.
1271 01:14:04,640 01:14:07,211 Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act
1272 01:14:07,360 01:14:10,170 to the show. Introducing Walter. to the show. Introducing Walter.
1273 01:14:10,320 01:14:12,766 [applauding] [inhales deeply] [applauding] [inhales deeply]
1274 01:14:17,560 01:14:20,370 [screaming] [crashing] [screaming] [crashing]
1275 01:14:20,560 01:14:21,891 [Fozzie] That's not good. [Fozzie] That's not good.
1276 01:14:22,200 01:14:27,127 [clears throat] It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's... [clears throat] It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's...
1277 01:14:27,280 01:14:31,330 Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop. Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop.
1278 01:14:31,480 01:14:32,686 [applause] [applause]
1279 01:14:32,840 01:14:34,330 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
1280 01:14:37,320 01:14:39,482 [laughing] [mumbling] [laughing] [mumbling]
1281 01:14:44,080 01:14:48,449 Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here! Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here!
1282 01:14:48,600 01:14:50,887 [vocalizing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"] [vocalizing "Smells Like Teen Spirit"]
1283 01:14:52,920 01:14:54,763 Wait a minute. What are you doing? Wait a minute. What are you doing?
1284 01:14:54,920 01:14:57,161 Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No! Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No!
1285 01:15:02,440 01:15:04,727 You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time! You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time!
1286 01:15:07,480 01:15:08,811 Ow! Ow!
1287 01:15:10,880 01:15:12,370 Careful around the ears! Careful around the ears!
1288 01:15:19,600 01:15:20,601 [groans] [groans]
1289 01:15:30,960 01:15:33,531 [high pitched] Ah! That was hot! [high pitched] Ah! That was hot!
1290 01:15:33,680 01:15:36,843 Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big? Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big?
1291 01:15:37,000 01:15:39,606 What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk!
1292 01:15:39,800 01:15:41,882 Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head? Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head?
1293 01:15:42,040 01:15:44,884 [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black! [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black!
1294 01:15:45,040 01:15:46,849 [applause] [applause]
1295 01:15:47,520 01:15:50,763 Nice work, everybody. [mumbles] Chickens, you're up next! Nice work, everybody. [mumbles] Chickens, you're up next!
1296 01:15:50,920 01:15:53,287 It's going rather nicely. We might just make this It's going rather nicely. We might just make this
1297 01:15:54,040 01:15:56,202 And now I am pleased and proud to present And now I am pleased and proud to present
1298 01:15:56,400 01:15:59,643 those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends! those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends!
1299 01:15:59,800 01:16:02,007 ["Forget You" playing] ["Forget You" playing]
1300 01:16:07,280 01:16:09,886 [clucking in tune] [clucking in tune]
1301 01:16:43,720 01:16:44,721 [applause] [applause]
1302 01:16:44,880 01:16:47,486 Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends! Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends!
1303 01:16:48,960 01:16:51,964 No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this. No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this.
1304 01:16:52,120 01:16:54,691 So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal
1305 01:16:54,880 01:16:57,451 of ten million dollars by midnight. And if... of ten million dollars by midnight. And if...
1306 01:16:57,600 01:16:59,284 [power failing] [gasping] [power failing] [gasping]
1307 01:16:59,440 01:17:00,487 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
1308 01:17:00,640 01:17:01,846 [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed. [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed.
1309 01:17:02,000 01:17:04,810 We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter! We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter!
1310 01:17:04,960 01:17:06,689 [crackling, sizzling] [crackling, sizzling]
1311 01:17:08,600 01:17:14,130 Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets! Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets!
1312 01:17:14,280 01:17:17,204 [laughing] [growling] [laughing] [growling]
1313 01:17:19,120 01:17:22,044 [Fozzie] Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money [Fozzie] Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money
1314 01:17:22,240 01:17:23,366 with no electricity? with no electricity?
1315 01:17:23,520 01:17:25,761 [Kermit] All right, calm down, everybody. [Kermit] All right, calm down, everybody.
1316 01:17:29,680 01:17:32,365 - Is everybody OK? - Yeah. - Is everybody OK? - Yeah.
1317 01:17:32,520 01:17:35,091 Well, we can't do the show without power. Well, we can't do the show without power.
1318 01:17:35,240 01:17:38,164 - Anybody got any bright ideas? - Not now, Fozzie. - Anybody got any bright ideas? - Not now, Fozzie.
1319 01:17:38,320 01:17:40,687 Ten-gauge gator grip. Ten-gauge gator grip.
1320 01:17:42,400 01:17:44,687 I love it when you talk shop. I love it when you talk shop.
1321 01:17:46,720 01:17:48,006 [exclaiming] [exclaiming]
1322 01:17:51,320 01:17:53,129 [sighing] [sighing]
1323 01:17:55,320 01:17:57,004 Oh! [clears throat] Oh! [clears throat]
1324 01:17:57,160 01:17:58,969 ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ Mee mee mee mee ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ Mee mee mee mee
1325 01:18:00,080 01:18:02,651 [Tex] What? How'd they get the power back? [Tex] What? How'd they get the power back?
1326 01:18:02,800 01:18:03,801 [grunts] [grunts]
1327 01:18:03,960 01:18:05,883 We're gonna have to get up on that roof We're gonna have to get up on that roof
1328 01:18:06,040 01:18:09,487 and shut 'em down for good! Bolt cutters! and shut 'em down for good! Bolt cutters!
1329 01:18:09,640 01:18:11,847 Bolt cutters. Bolt cutters.
1330 01:18:12,040 01:18:14,247 Deadly! You come with me. Deadly! You come with me.
1331 01:18:15,600 01:18:18,251 That's it. That's it.
1332 01:18:18,400 01:18:19,765 Hm. Hm.
1333 01:18:27,800 01:18:30,041 To the end of the Muppets! To the end of the Muppets!
1334 01:18:30,200 01:18:31,964 [grunts] [grunts]
1335 01:18:32,120 01:18:34,202 Deadly! What are you doing? Deadly! What are you doing?
1336 01:18:34,360 01:18:35,964 Enough! Enough!
1337 01:18:36,120 01:18:40,648 Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent,
1338 01:18:40,800 01:18:43,849 does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart,
1339 01:18:44,000 01:18:48,881 I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! I am a Muppet, not a Moopet!
1340 01:18:49,040 01:18:52,806 Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
1341 01:18:52,960 01:18:56,487 - What does that mean? - It's an idiom, you idiot, - What does that mean? - It's an idiom, you idiot,
1342 01:18:56,640 01:19:00,486 because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! because you cannot laugh! Ha ha!
1343 01:19:00,640 01:19:02,165 [thudding] - Oopsie. [thudding] - Oopsie.
1344 01:19:02,320 01:19:03,890 [Deadly laughing] [Deadly laughing]
1345 01:19:04,040 01:19:05,166 Deadly. Deadly.
1346 01:19:06,480 01:19:09,404 Now that's a maniacal laugh for you! Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!
1347 01:19:09,560 01:19:12,564 Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast? Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast?
1348 01:19:12,720 01:19:14,802 We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker. We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker.
1349 01:19:14,960 01:19:18,009 Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just... Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just...
1350 01:19:18,160 01:19:20,242 I realized you don't let the most important person I realized you don't let the most important person
1351 01:19:20,440 01:19:22,727 in your world slip away. in your world slip away.
1352 01:19:30,080 01:19:31,969 - Hey, Scooter? - Yeah? - Hey, Scooter? - Yeah?
1353 01:19:32,160 01:19:34,481 Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty? Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty?
1354 01:19:34,640 01:19:37,450 But, chief, I don't go onstage. But, chief, I don't go onstage.
1355 01:19:37,600 01:19:41,161 Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked. Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked.
1356 01:19:41,320 01:19:42,890 Yeah, but, I... Yeah, but, I...
1357 01:19:43,040 01:19:44,929 Ha... ha... ha... Ha... ha... ha...
1358 01:19:45,240 01:19:46,480 [knocking] [knocking]
1359 01:19:47,280 01:19:48,486 Uh, Miss Piggy? Uh, Miss Piggy?
1360 01:19:58,080 01:19:59,844 [audience applauding] [audience applauding]
1361 01:20:03,240 01:20:04,844 [stuttering] [stuttering]
1362 01:20:05,000 01:20:08,322 - You are all naked. [gasping] - You are all naked. [gasping]
1363 01:20:08,480 01:20:09,891 [Scooter] Well, sorta. [Scooter] Well, sorta.
1364 01:20:10,040 01:20:13,567 OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen, OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen,
1365 01:20:13,720 01:20:16,803 please welcome, a real hero... please welcome, a real hero...
1366 01:20:24,960 01:20:28,931 [Miss Piggy] You saved it? After all this time? [Miss Piggy] You saved it? After all this time?
1367 01:20:29,080 01:20:32,084 Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie.
1368 01:20:41,960 01:20:45,806 [clears throat] I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff. [clears throat] I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff.
1369 01:20:45,960 01:20:48,122 - Yes, Kermie? - Well... - Yes, Kermie? - Well...
1370 01:20:49,640 01:20:53,770 ...over the last week, I realized that... ...over the last week, I realized that...
1371 01:20:55,240 01:20:56,526 I miss you. I miss you.
1372 01:20:57,560 01:21:00,882 And I need you. And I need you.
1373 01:21:02,080 01:21:07,644 And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you.
1374 01:21:08,640 01:21:11,962 Maybe you just need one person. Maybe you just need one person.
1375 01:21:14,400 01:21:18,291 It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight, It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight,
1376 01:21:18,440 01:21:20,841 it might be the last time we sing together. it might be the last time we sing together.
1377 01:21:21,000 01:21:22,001 [murmuring] [murmuring]
1378 01:21:22,160 01:21:26,643 And... Well, are you ready? And... Well, are you ready?
1379 01:21:27,720 01:21:29,529 Oh, Kermie. Oh, Kermie.
1380 01:21:32,080 01:21:35,004 [banjo playing] [banjo playing]
1381 01:21:38,080 01:21:40,811 ♪ Why are there so many ♪ Why are there so many
1382 01:21:41,000 01:21:43,890 ♪ Songs about rainbows? ♪ Songs about rainbows?
1383 01:21:44,080 01:21:48,722 ♪ And what's on the other side? ♪ And what's on the other side?
1384 01:21:50,280 01:21:53,090 ♪ Rainbows are visions ♪ Rainbows are visions
1385 01:21:53,240 01:21:56,323 ♪ But only illusions ♪ But only illusions
1386 01:21:56,480 01:22:01,122 ♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide ♪ And rainbows have nothing to hide
1387 01:22:02,720 01:22:04,848 ♪ So we've been told ♪ So we've been told
1388 01:22:05,000 01:22:09,130 ♪ And some choose to believe it ♪ And some choose to believe it
1389 01:22:09,280 01:22:14,127 ♪ I know they're wrong Wait and see ♪ I know they're wrong Wait and see
1390 01:22:14,960 01:22:18,009 ♪ Someday we'll find it ♪ Someday we'll find it
1391 01:22:18,200 01:22:21,329 ♪ The rainbow connection ♪ The rainbow connection
1392 01:22:21,480 01:22:26,122 ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me
1393 01:22:26,280 01:22:30,171 ♪ All of us under its spell ♪ All of us under its spell
1394 01:22:30,320 01:22:32,084 ♪ We know that it's ♪ We know that it's
1395 01:22:32,240 01:22:37,121 ♪ Probably magic ♪ Probably magic
1396 01:22:38,560 01:22:41,131 ♪ Have you been half asleep ♪ Have you been half asleep
1397 01:22:41,280 01:22:44,568 ♪ And have you heard voices? ♪ And have you heard voices?
1398 01:22:44,720 01:22:48,930 ♪ I've heard them calling my name ♪ I've heard them calling my name
1399 01:22:49,960 01:22:52,361 [panting] [panting]
1400 01:22:53,280 01:22:55,806 Hey, these are yours, man. Hey, these are yours, man.
1401 01:22:55,960 01:22:58,008 I kept 'em for ya. I kept 'em for ya.
1402 01:22:58,200 01:23:00,487 - Drum. - No drum - Drum. - No drum
1403 01:23:00,640 01:23:02,529 - Drum! - No drum! - Drum! - No drum!
1404 01:23:02,680 01:23:04,808 - Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum! - Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum!
1405 01:23:05,000 01:23:07,970 [yelling] [yelling]
1406 01:23:11,520 01:23:13,488 You know what to do. You know what to do.
1407 01:23:15,920 01:23:21,211 ♪ I've heard it too many times to ignore it ♪ I've heard it too many times to ignore it
1408 01:23:21,360 01:23:26,366 ♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be ♪ It's something that I'm supposed to be
1409 01:23:27,560 01:23:30,882 - Aaah! ♪ Someday we'll find it - Aaah! ♪ Someday we'll find it
1410 01:23:31,040 01:23:33,884 ♪ The rainbow connection ♪ The rainbow connection
1411 01:23:34,040 01:23:38,887 ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪ ♪ The lovers, the dreamers and me ♪
1412 01:23:39,040 01:23:41,611 [all vocalizing] [all vocalizing]
1413 01:23:49,520 01:23:54,208 Drum! Drum, drum! Drum! Drum! Drum, drum! Drum!
1414 01:23:54,360 01:23:56,089 Ah ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha.
1415 01:23:56,240 01:23:57,969 - You still got it, man! [applause] - You still got it, man! [applause]
1416 01:23:58,120 01:24:03,206 Piggy? Will you stay... for me? Piggy? Will you stay... for me?
1417 01:24:03,360 01:24:05,601 - For you, Kermie? - Yeah. - For you, Kermie? - Yeah.
1418 01:24:05,760 01:24:06,921 Of course! Of course!
1419 01:24:12,600 01:24:13,601 Woo hoo! Woo hoo!
1420 01:24:20,720 01:24:22,210 Thank you, everybody. Thank you, everybody.
1421 01:24:22,360 01:24:24,806 Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen,
1422 01:24:24,960 01:24:29,249 it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet, it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet,
1423 01:24:29,400 01:24:33,928 but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act. but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act.
1424 01:24:34,080 01:24:38,005 [man on PA] The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages. [man on PA] The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages.
1425 01:24:41,160 01:24:44,721 Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy? Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy?
1426 01:24:44,880 01:24:48,521 Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned. Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned.
1427 01:24:48,680 01:24:49,806 [gasping] [gasping]
1428 01:24:49,960 01:24:51,564 We need one last act to bring us home. We need one last act to bring us home.
1429 01:24:51,720 01:24:54,530 I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas. I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas.
1430 01:24:54,680 01:24:56,011 You guys see if you can come up with something. You guys see if you can come up with something.
1431 01:24:56,160 01:24:58,208 We have two minutes! Two minutes! We have two minutes! Two minutes!
1432 01:24:58,400 01:25:01,722 - Think, think, think! [Fozzie] What am I thinking? - Think, think, think! [Fozzie] What am I thinking?
1433 01:25:01,880 01:25:05,202 Walter. Walt! Walter. Walt!
1434 01:25:06,120 01:25:07,929 - Walter! - Gary? - Walter! - Gary?
1435 01:25:08,120 01:25:11,522 - Wha... You came back. - Walter. - Wha... You came back. - Walter.
1436 01:25:11,680 01:25:13,409 What are you doing down here? What are you doing down here?
1437 01:25:13,560 01:25:17,201 They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys. They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys.
1438 01:25:17,360 01:25:21,809 I can't. What if people laugh at me? I... I can't. What if people laugh at me? I...
1439 01:25:21,960 01:25:26,522 I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you. I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you.
1440 01:25:29,000 01:25:31,810 Look, Walter, you're my brother, Look, Walter, you're my brother,
1441 01:25:31,960 01:25:37,569 and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys. and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys.
1442 01:25:37,720 01:25:40,849 Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this. Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this.
1443 01:25:41,000 01:25:43,571 You're the one who brought everyone here together. You're the one who brought everyone here together.
1444 01:25:43,720 01:25:48,362 You always believe in other people, but that's easy. You always believe in other people, but that's easy.
1445 01:25:48,520 01:25:51,888 Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too,
1446 01:25:52,080 01:25:55,050 because that's what growing up is. because that's what growing up is.
1447 01:25:56,120 01:25:58,964 It's becoming who you want to be. It's becoming who you want to be.
1448 01:25:59,120 01:26:02,841 You have to try. Please, Walter. You have to try. Please, Walter.
1449 01:26:05,240 01:26:06,446 You're my hero. You're my hero.
1450 01:26:11,040 01:26:13,407 [ticking] [ticking]
1451 01:26:15,320 01:26:18,927 [ticking] [bell dings] [ticking] [bell dings]
1452 01:26:19,080 01:26:22,084 OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with? OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with?
1453 01:26:22,280 01:26:25,648 - Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. - No, no, no, we can't do that. - Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. - No, no, no, we can't do that.
1454 01:26:25,800 01:26:28,565 - I could break out the fart shoes. - No, no, no, that will never work! - I could break out the fart shoes. - No, no, no, that will never work!
1455 01:26:28,720 01:26:29,881 [man on P.A.] We're back in three, two... [man on P.A.] We're back in three, two...
1456 01:26:31,600 01:26:34,171 Oh, no! Oh, no!
1457 01:26:36,320 01:26:37,731 [slow whistling] [slow whistling]
1458 01:26:40,400 01:26:43,210 [whistling] [whistling]
1459 01:26:50,480 01:26:52,050 It's Walter. It's Walter.
1460 01:26:52,200 01:26:54,202 [whistles up-tempo song with orchestra] [whistles up-tempo song with orchestra]
1461 01:27:30,200 01:27:32,202 [whistling higher octave] [whistling higher octave]
1462 01:27:32,360 01:27:35,443 [hitting high note] [glass shattering] [hitting high note] [glass shattering]
1463 01:27:37,800 01:27:39,882 [finale with orchestra] [finale with orchestra]
1464 01:27:48,360 01:27:50,408 [applause] [applause]
1465 01:27:53,120 01:27:54,724 Thank you. Thank you.
1466 01:27:54,880 01:27:59,124 - He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful! - He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful!
1467 01:28:02,600 01:28:04,921 [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Walter! [Kermit] Ladies and gentlemen, Walter!
1468 01:28:05,080 01:28:07,686 It looks like we're going to get our studio back! It looks like we're going to get our studio back!
1469 01:28:07,880 01:28:11,930 This just in: the Muppets are about to take back their studio. This just in: the Muppets are about to take back their studio.
1470 01:28:12,240 01:28:14,208 [engine starts] [tires squealing] [engine starts] [tires squealing]
1471 01:28:17,360 01:28:21,285 [80's Robot] Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities. [80's Robot] Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities.
1472 01:28:21,480 01:28:23,847 [woman on phone] We're sorry... - What happened? Hello? [woman on phone] We're sorry... - What happened? Hello?
1473 01:28:24,000 01:28:26,685 - Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead. - Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead.
1474 01:28:26,840 01:28:32,370 News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead. News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead.
1475 01:28:35,160 01:28:36,730 [all] Ooh... [all] Ooh...
1476 01:28:38,520 01:28:40,090 [bell ringing] [groaning] [bell ringing] [groaning]
1477 01:28:45,240 01:28:46,685 [audience gasps] [audience gasps]
1478 01:28:48,040 01:28:51,601 I did it. I beat you. I did it. I beat you.
1479 01:28:54,840 01:29:00,006 Game over, Kermit. You lost. Game over, Kermit. You lost.
1480 01:29:00,160 01:29:01,650 [groaning] [groaning]
1481 01:29:01,800 01:29:02,847 Chicky! Chicky!
1482 01:29:03,000 01:29:07,244 Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off! Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off!
1483 01:29:07,440 01:29:10,887 - The show is over! [audience gasps] - The show is over! [audience gasps]
1484 01:29:11,040 01:29:12,804 But we were so close! But we were so close!
1485 01:29:12,960 01:29:16,328 [whirring] [audience gasps] [whirring] [audience gasps]
1486 01:29:18,320 01:29:20,527 Or not. Or not.
1487 01:29:20,680 01:29:22,808 It kinda makes me feel better, honestly. It kinda makes me feel better, honestly.
1488 01:29:23,000 01:29:25,606 I mean, we were nowhere close at all. I mean, we were nowhere close at all.
1489 01:29:25,760 01:29:29,845 You artists formerly known as the Muppets You artists formerly known as the Muppets
1490 01:29:30,000 01:29:32,810 are standing on private property. are standing on private property.
1491 01:29:32,960 01:29:35,850 My private property My private property
1492 01:29:36,000 01:29:38,810 And I'm telling you to leave. Now! And I'm telling you to leave. Now!
1493 01:29:38,960 01:29:40,371 [whimpering] [whimpering]
1494 01:29:47,080 01:29:49,765 He's right, everybody. He's right, everybody.
1495 01:29:49,920 01:29:53,481 He won. We gotta go. He won. We gotta go.
1496 01:29:54,440 01:29:56,204 [sighs] [sighs]
1497 01:29:57,520 01:30:00,171 [sighs, sniffs] [sighs, sniffs]
1498 01:30:00,320 01:30:03,051 [flatulence sounds] [flatulence sounds]
1499 01:30:06,080 01:30:07,730 [Rowlf] Not now, Fozzie. [Rowlf] Not now, Fozzie.
1500 01:30:08,440 01:30:09,601 [flatulence sounds cease] [flatulence sounds cease]
1501 01:30:11,200 01:30:13,646 - I can't believe this. - I know. - I can't believe this. - I know.
1502 01:30:17,920 01:30:21,322 Well, that's that. Well, that's that.
1503 01:30:24,600 01:30:26,011 [door slams] [door slams]
1504 01:30:27,280 01:30:29,487 This isn't right. This isn't right.
1505 01:30:29,640 01:30:31,529 It can't end like this. It can't end like this.
1506 01:30:31,680 01:30:33,523 But what can we do? But what can we do?
1507 01:30:40,840 01:30:43,047 [chattering] [chattering]
1508 01:30:46,480 01:30:52,169 Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why?
1509 01:30:53,160 01:30:58,371 Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried. Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried.
1510 01:30:58,520 01:31:00,807 And if we failed, we failed together, And if we failed, we failed together,
1511 01:31:00,960 01:31:06,285 and to me, that's not failing at all. and to me, that's not failing at all.
1512 01:31:06,480 01:31:09,245 And I don't care what anybody says. And I don't care what anybody says.
1513 01:31:09,440 01:31:15,686 And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe. And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe.
1514 01:31:15,840 01:31:18,889 - I believe in you. - Huh? - I believe in you. - Huh?
1515 01:31:19,040 01:31:21,168 - And you. - Me? - And you. - Me?
1516 01:31:21,320 01:31:25,211 - And you. [sighs] - And you. [sighs]
1517 01:31:25,360 01:31:28,284 You know, what's important isn't this building or a name. You know, what's important isn't this building or a name.
1518 01:31:28,440 01:31:31,171 It's each other. So I say, fine, It's each other. So I say, fine,
1519 01:31:31,320 01:31:33,926 let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top. let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top.
1520 01:31:34,080 01:31:37,084 [all] Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors [all] Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors
1521 01:31:37,240 01:31:42,690 with our heads held high. As a family. with our heads held high. As a family.
1522 01:31:42,840 01:31:46,731 - Because that's what we are. [all] Yeah. Yeah. - Because that's what we are. [all] Yeah. Yeah.
1523 01:32:12,680 01:32:13,841 [sighing] [sighing]
1524 01:32:16,040 01:32:19,089 [cheering] [cameras clicking] [cheering] [cameras clicking]
1525 01:32:32,320 01:32:34,891 [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
1526 01:32:39,720 01:32:41,290 Wow. Wow.
1527 01:32:44,480 01:32:47,165 [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! [all] Muppets, Muppets, Muppets!
1528 01:32:51,840 01:32:53,444 All right. All right.
1529 01:32:53,600 01:32:55,887 [chanting continues] [chanting continues]
1530 01:32:56,040 01:32:58,646 - Wow. - Wow. - Wow. - Wow.
1531 01:33:01,760 01:33:04,240 [laughs] - Hey, where's Walter? [laughs] - Hey, where's Walter?
1532 01:33:04,400 01:33:09,804 See? Your fans, they love you guys! See? Your fans, they love you guys!
1533 01:33:09,960 01:33:12,201 Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us? Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us?
1534 01:33:12,360 01:33:13,885 [Fozzie] Yeah! Come on! [Rowlf] Come on, Walter! [Fozzie] Yeah! Come on! [Rowlf] Come on, Walter!
1535 01:33:14,040 01:33:16,611 - Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come! - Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come!
1536 01:33:16,760 01:33:20,890 What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there. What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there.
1537 01:33:21,040 01:33:23,122 Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead.
1538 01:33:41,000 01:33:43,002 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
1539 01:33:48,480 01:33:52,929 [all] Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! [all] Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets!
1540 01:34:09,240 01:34:10,969 Hm? Oh. Hm? Oh.
1541 01:34:11,160 01:34:14,164 How charming. A finale. How charming. A finale.
1542 01:34:21,680 01:34:24,126 ♪ Everything is great ♪ Everything is great
1543 01:34:24,280 01:34:26,123 ♪ Everything is grand ♪ Everything is grand
1544 01:34:26,280 01:34:31,650 ♪ We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand ♪ We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand
1545 01:34:31,800 01:34:33,768 ♪ Everything is perfect ♪ Everything is perfect
1546 01:34:33,920 01:34:36,127 ♪ It's falling into place ♪ It's falling into place
1547 01:34:36,280 01:34:40,205 ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face ♪ I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
1548 01:34:40,400 01:34:42,050 ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ Life's a happy song
1549 01:34:42,200 01:34:45,727 ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along ♪ When there's someone by your side to sing along
1550 01:34:46,680 01:34:47,886 [grunts] [grunts]
1551 01:34:48,040 01:34:51,601 ♪ Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after ♪ Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after
1552 01:34:51,760 01:34:54,127 ♪ And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift ♪ And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
1553 01:34:54,280 01:34:55,327 ♪ Laughter ♪ Laughter
1554 01:34:55,480 01:34:58,962 ♪ Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long" ♪ Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long"
1555 01:34:59,120 01:35:02,522 ♪ Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song ♪ Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song
1556 01:35:02,680 01:35:05,365 ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side
1557 01:35:05,520 01:35:06,931 ♪ To sing along ♪ To sing along
1558 01:35:07,080 01:35:08,809 We're happier when you don't sing. We're happier when you don't sing.
1559 01:35:09,520 01:35:14,128 ♪ We've got everything that we need ♪ We've got everything that we need
1560 01:35:14,280 01:35:16,681 ♪ We can be whatever we want to be ♪ We can be whatever we want to be
1561 01:35:16,840 01:35:20,162 ♪ Nothing we can't do ♪ Nothing we can't do
1562 01:35:20,360 01:35:23,921 ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
1563 01:35:24,080 01:35:26,401 ♪ And you and you and you and you ♪ And you and you and you and you
1564 01:35:26,560 01:35:27,721 Well, all of you. Yeah! Well, all of you. Yeah!
1565 01:35:27,880 01:35:31,521 ♪ La la La la la la la ♪ La la La la la la la
1566 01:35:31,680 01:35:33,205 ♪ La la ♪ La la
1567 01:35:33,360 01:35:36,443 [Jack] Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black! [Jack] Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black!
1568 01:35:36,600 01:35:39,285 No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down. No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down.
1569 01:35:39,440 01:35:41,886 - All hail the Hobo King. - What are you doing? This is insane. - All hail the Hobo King. - What are you doing? This is insane.
1570 01:35:42,040 01:35:46,443 ♪ We've got everything that we need ♪ We've got everything that we need
1571 01:35:46,600 01:35:49,080 ♪ We can be whatever we want to be ♪ We can be whatever we want to be
1572 01:35:49,240 01:35:52,722 ♪ Nothing that we can't do ♪ Nothing that we can't do
1573 01:35:52,880 01:35:55,963 ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you ♪ The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you
1574 01:35:56,120 01:35:58,327 ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ When there's someone ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ When there's someone
1575 01:35:58,520 01:36:01,126 ♪ By your side to sing ♪ Life's a happy song ♪ By your side to sing ♪ Life's a happy song
1576 01:36:01,280 01:36:03,282 ♪ Mee mee mee Mee mee mee ♪ Mee mee mee Mee mee mee
1577 01:36:03,480 01:36:06,165 ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone ♪ Life's a happy song when there's someone
1578 01:36:06,360 01:36:07,850 ♪ Someone ♪ Someone ♪ Someone ♪ Someone
1579 01:36:08,000 01:36:10,890 ♪ By your side ♪ By your side
1580 01:36:11,040 01:36:15,170 ♪ To sing along ♪ To sing along
1581 01:36:20,040 01:36:22,247 [whistling] [whistling]
1582 01:36:32,040 01:36:34,088 I just have one question I need to ask you. I just have one question I need to ask you.
1583 01:36:34,920 01:36:38,891 Will you, Mary... marry me? Will you, Mary... marry me?
1584 01:36:41,520 01:36:43,727 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do
1585 01:36:43,880 01:36:45,928 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do
1586 01:36:46,800 01:36:48,529 ♪ Mahna Mahna - You're breaking the law! ♪ Mahna Mahna - You're breaking the law!
1587 01:36:48,680 01:36:49,681 I own that name. I own that name.
1588 01:36:49,840 01:36:52,571 Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to... [yells] Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to... [yells]
1589 01:36:55,000 01:36:56,843 "Oil" bet that hurt. "Oil" bet that hurt.
1590 01:36:57,040 01:36:59,168 [laughing] [laughing]
1591 01:37:00,080 01:37:04,210 [man] This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. [man] This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name.
1592 01:37:04,360 01:37:06,249 Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury. Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury.
1593 01:37:06,400 01:37:08,801 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do
1594 01:37:08,960 01:37:11,122 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do
1595 01:37:11,280 01:37:15,524 ♪ Mahna Mahna - Hey, Richman! We had a deal! ♪ Mahna Mahna - Hey, Richman! We had a deal!
1596 01:37:15,720 01:37:17,722 - Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man. - Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man.
1597 01:37:17,880 01:37:20,645 - What the wocka? [grunting] - What the wocka? [grunting]
1598 01:37:28,920 01:37:29,967 Thank you. Thank you.
1599 01:37:32,080 01:37:34,606 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do
1600 01:37:34,760 01:37:37,161 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do
1601 01:37:37,320 01:37:40,802 [man] Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight. [man] Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight.
1602 01:37:41,000 01:37:43,128 Kermit says, 'We need some time alone. Kermit says, 'We need some time alone.
1603 01:37:43,280 01:37:45,282 - Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about? - Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about?
1604 01:37:45,440 01:37:49,809 Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications. Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications.
1605 01:37:49,960 01:37:53,248 - How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy! - How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy!
1606 01:37:53,400 01:37:55,528 - How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy! - How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy!
1607 01:37:57,600 01:37:59,728 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do
1608 01:37:59,880 01:38:02,326 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do-do-do
1609 01:38:02,520 01:38:04,727 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ Do do do-do-do
1610 01:38:04,880 01:38:06,803 ♪ Do-do-do, Do-do-do Do-do-do ♪ Do-do-do, Do-do-do Do-do-do
1611 01:38:06,960 01:38:08,610 ♪ Do-do Do-do-do-do ♪ Do-do Do-do-do-do
1612 01:38:10,720 01:38:11,881 ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪ ♪ Mahna Mahna ♪
1613 01:38:14,240 01:38:16,641 [♪ Bret McKenzie: "Life's a Happy Song"] [♪ Bret McKenzie: "Life's a Happy Song"]