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1 00:02:49,535 00:02:51,777 The first time I saw this country, The first time I saw this country,
2 00:02:51,913 00:02:55,827 it had buffalo grass and bluejoint up to the stirrups. it had buffalo grass and bluejoint up to the stirrups.
3 00:02:55,958 00:02:59,956 By the second year we had 8,000 Texas half-bred cattle By the second year we had 8,000 Texas half-bred cattle
4 00:03:00,088 00:03:05,248 and over 3,500 volumes of English literature in my library. and over 3,500 volumes of English literature in my library.
5 00:03:06,928 00:03:09,253 We just cut out the unbranded stock We just cut out the unbranded stock
6 00:03:09,389 00:03:12,425 and divided 'em up between the outfits. and divided 'em up between the outfits.
7 00:03:12,558 00:03:16,770 There was no arguin' over mavericks like today. There was no arguin' over mavericks like today.
8 00:03:16,896 00:03:19,221 You got it good today. You got it good today.
9 00:03:19,357 00:03:23,651 Two per cent annual loss then. Now it's seven from rustling alone, Two per cent annual loss then. Now it's seven from rustling alone,
10 00:03:23,778 00:03:29,651 not to mention winterkill, calving loss, miring down in the spring. not to mention winterkill, calving loss, miring down in the spring.
11 00:03:35,833 00:03:37,872 How many are you? How many are you?
12 00:03:41,004 00:03:46,461 Mr Braxton, did you see they sew old boot tops on the saddle to hold ammunition? Mr Braxton, did you see they sew old boot tops on the saddle to hold ammunition?
13 00:03:46,593 00:03:49,713 Pete, don't pester him if he doesn't wanna be pestered. Pete, don't pester him if he doesn't wanna be pestered.
14 00:03:49,847 00:03:53,714 Well, it'd just be awful nice to know the whole story. Well, it'd just be awful nice to know the whole story.
15 00:03:54,852 00:03:58,386 Well... it's beautiful country. Well... it's beautiful country.
16 00:04:00,482 00:04:02,938 Yes, sir. It sure is. Yes, sir. It sure is.
17 00:04:05,028 00:04:07,566 You especially feel that now? You especially feel that now?
18 00:04:11,702 00:04:14,193 Yeah. Yeah.
19 00:04:53,077 00:04:55,450 Sh, sh, sh. Sh, sh, sh.
20 00:05:10,553 00:05:15,180 I sure hope them sportin' ladies don't get sunburned. I sure hope them sportin' ladies don't get sunburned.
21 00:05:16,226 00:05:19,013 I like 'em white as pastry. I like 'em white as pastry.
22 00:05:20,480 00:05:22,686 Ladies. Ladies.
23 00:05:35,245 00:05:37,783 Are we all set here? Are we all set here?
24 00:05:37,914 00:05:40,369 All set, Pete. All set, Pete.
25 00:05:53,556 00:05:56,925 Shall we start the horse... or will you? Shall we start the horse... or will you?
26 00:05:58,269 00:06:00,308 I will, sir. I will, sir.
27 00:06:34,763 00:06:37,433 Well, that's one of them. Well, that's one of them.
28 00:06:40,019 00:06:45,013 His name was Sandy Chase and he came here from Rhode Island with the army. His name was Sandy Chase and he came here from Rhode Island with the army.
29 00:06:45,149 00:06:47,391 He was 24 years old. He was 24 years old.
30 00:06:50,362 00:06:56,282 We lost seven per cent of stock between spring and fall last year, to rustlers. We lost seven per cent of stock between spring and fall last year, to rustlers.
31 00:06:56,410 00:07:00,360 You always mention the percentage. I wonder why you do that. You always mention the percentage. I wonder why you do that.
32 00:07:00,497 00:07:03,702 This is my fourth frontier and I know how they run. This is my fourth frontier and I know how they run.
33 00:07:03,835 00:07:06,670 I was in the California gold fields before I was 18. I was in the California gold fields before I was 18.
34 00:07:06,796 00:07:10,664 I was at the rush at Alder Gulch and I went to South America. I was at the rush at Alder Gulch and I went to South America.
35 00:07:10,800 00:07:14,750 These long ropers in the Missouri Breaks are a mixed bag. These long ropers in the Missouri Breaks are a mixed bag.
36 00:07:14,888 00:07:17,509 Barbers from Minneapolis, Barbers from Minneapolis,
37 00:07:17,641 00:07:23,015 failed grangers, Scandinavian half-breeds, wolfers and woodcutters, failed grangers, Scandinavian half-breeds, wolfers and woodcutters,
38 00:07:23,146 00:07:27,144 dishonest apprentices, raftsmen, poisoners. dishonest apprentices, raftsmen, poisoners.
39 00:07:27,817 00:07:31,649 You give them a chance and they'll waste everything. You give them a chance and they'll waste everything.
40 00:07:37,327 00:07:43,033 You're astonished at my arrogance, at not even having a trial, aren't you? You're astonished at my arrogance, at not even having a trial, aren't you?
41 00:07:43,708 00:07:45,831 Then why don't you get over it? Then why don't you get over it?
42 00:07:45,961 00:07:50,587 Our situation has become nearly as bad as it could be. Our situation has become nearly as bad as it could be.
43 00:07:50,715 00:07:55,093 Honey, pull down Tristram Shandy again for me, would you? Honey, pull down Tristram Shandy again for me, would you?
44 00:08:10,610 00:08:12,650 Daddy. Daddy.
45 00:08:17,451 00:08:19,491 Excuse me. Excuse me.
46 00:08:32,007 00:08:34,463 Come on! Giddap! Yah! Come on! Giddap! Yah!
47 00:09:07,626 00:09:09,666 Got the gate. Got the gate.
48 00:09:23,976 00:09:26,514 How'd she go, Tom? How'd she go, Tom?
49 00:09:27,856 00:09:30,098 Everybody else been back a day. Everybody else been back a day.
50 00:09:30,233 00:09:34,812 Brought in about 14 head of the first-class order. Brought in about 14 head of the first-class order.
51 00:09:34,946 00:09:37,069 Yeah. Yeah.
52 00:09:37,741 00:09:40,196 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey.
53 00:09:42,287 00:09:44,363 How was Wyoming? How was Wyoming?
54 00:09:44,498 00:09:46,704 It was fine. It was fine.
55 00:09:46,833 00:09:52,788 Spent a couple of days in KC trying to keep from associating with criminals. Spent a couple of days in KC trying to keep from associating with criminals.
56 00:09:52,923 00:09:57,003 Why, they've hit the Union Pacific down there so many times Why, they've hit the Union Pacific down there so many times
57 00:09:57,135 00:10:00,800 the place has begun to look like a lawmen's convention. the place has begun to look like a lawmen's convention.
58 00:10:00,931 00:10:03,219 They got two Pinkerton in KC They got two Pinkerton in KC
59 00:10:03,350 00:10:08,177 and I do believe one of 'em was the legendary Charlie Siringo. and I do believe one of 'em was the legendary Charlie Siringo.
60 00:10:09,356 00:10:12,807 Did he claim to be a border cowboy? Did he claim to be a border cowboy?
61 00:10:12,943 00:10:16,193 Can't remember. Said he could talk Mexican. Can't remember. Said he could talk Mexican.
62 00:10:16,321 00:10:18,361 Yeah, that's him. Yeah, that's him.
63 00:10:19,699 00:10:22,190 How'd you know it was a detective? How'd you know it was a detective?
64 00:10:22,327 00:10:27,036 Rancher's wife wanting to go to bed with him. He kept givin' her a "no". Rancher's wife wanting to go to bed with him. He kept givin' her a "no".
65 00:10:27,165 00:10:29,703 Damned if I can understand that. Damned if I can understand that.
66 00:10:29,835 00:10:32,871 - Well, I took care of her, Cal. - You did that, huh? - Well, I took care of her, Cal. - You did that, huh?
67 00:10:33,004 00:10:36,504 You're damn sure. Had a good time too, thank you. You're damn sure. Had a good time too, thank you.
68 00:10:36,633 00:10:38,127 Did you? Did you?
69 00:10:38,260 00:10:43,302 Spent the night in Martinsdale. Couldn't get no credit at the whorehouse, Spent the night in Martinsdale. Couldn't get no credit at the whorehouse,
70 00:10:43,432 00:10:47,679 so I picked up this chubby little girl off some sodbuster's outfit. so I picked up this chubby little girl off some sodbuster's outfit.
71 00:10:47,812 00:10:50,267 Yeah... How was she? Yeah... How was she?
72 00:10:54,527 00:11:00,197 About like a Swiss clock. Same exact movement over and over again. About like a Swiss clock. Same exact movement over and over again.
73 00:11:01,117 00:11:03,655 Yeah. Yeah.
74 00:11:20,579 00:11:23,449 - It was Sandy, huh? - Yeah. - It was Sandy, huh? - Yeah.
75 00:11:24,958 00:11:26,785 Yeah. Yeah.
76 00:11:27,919 00:11:30,589 Sandy's gone. He's dead. Sandy's gone. He's dead.
77 00:11:30,714 00:11:35,423 David Braxton's foreman... What's his name, Cary? David Braxton's foreman... What's his name, Cary?
78 00:11:35,552 00:11:37,758 - Pete Marker. - Pete Marker. - Pete Marker. - Pete Marker.
79 00:11:37,888 00:11:40,557 ...caught him and they hung him. ...caught him and they hung him.
80 00:11:41,683 00:11:44,091 Goddamn it. Goddamn it.
81 00:11:44,227 00:11:47,561 I knew somebody's bunch wasn't in that corral. I knew somebody's bunch wasn't in that corral.
82 00:11:49,357 00:11:53,688 Little Tod was in town. Everybody was at the hanging. Little Tod was in town. Everybody was at the hanging.
83 00:11:58,618 00:12:02,152 - How'd Sandy go out? - Pretty good. Pretty good. - How'd Sandy go out? - Pretty good. Pretty good.
84 00:12:02,288 00:12:07,495 They hung him up on a cottonwood, though, and he sort of... They hung him up on a cottonwood, though, and he sort of...
85 00:12:09,837 00:12:12,079 He sort of what? He sort of what?
86 00:12:13,549 00:12:16,087 Sort of strangled for a while. Sort of strangled for a while.
87 00:12:17,386 00:12:20,138 Braxton was there dressed in a suit. Braxton was there dressed in a suit.
88 00:12:20,264 00:12:23,099 - Lookin' like God. - Hah! - Lookin' like God. - Hah!
89 00:12:27,230 00:12:29,021 Goddamn. Goddamn.
90 00:12:29,148 00:12:32,268 I'll tell you, the first time I met Sandy... I'll tell you, the first time I met Sandy...
91 00:12:32,401 00:12:34,608 Listen at this, now. Listen at this, now.
92 00:12:34,737 00:12:38,106 The first time I met Sandy, he was rustling on his own. The first time I met Sandy, he was rustling on his own.
93 00:12:38,241 00:12:42,285 He had a stolen cavalry pony and he kept this dog. He had a stolen cavalry pony and he kept this dog.
94 00:12:43,246 00:12:47,409 As soon as he killed a steer, he'd cut the brand off and feed it to the dog. As soon as he killed a steer, he'd cut the brand off and feed it to the dog.
95 00:12:47,541 00:12:49,997 He said to get enough evidence to convict him He said to get enough evidence to convict him
96 00:12:50,127 00:12:53,045 they'd have to pick through the dog's shit for a week they'd have to pick through the dog's shit for a week
97 00:12:53,172 00:12:56,043 before they could find the brand. before they could find the brand.
98 00:13:06,103 00:13:09,768 My aunt ran a laundry in St Paul. My aunt ran a laundry in St Paul.
99 00:13:11,441 00:13:14,608 Got strangled by a Chinaman while she's washing her dog. Got strangled by a Chinaman while she's washing her dog.
100 00:13:14,736 00:13:17,690 It's easy to die. Easy! It's easy to die. Easy!
101 00:13:20,242 00:13:22,318 Well, they sure killed Sandy. Well, they sure killed Sandy.
102 00:13:22,452 00:13:26,664 He was the only comedian in this outfit. Every outfit oughta have a comedian. He was the only comedian in this outfit. Every outfit oughta have a comedian.
103 00:13:26,790 00:13:29,910 You can't run that many rustled horses across open ground. You can't run that many rustled horses across open ground.
104 00:13:30,043 00:13:32,961 I know I've been saying that. But you can't. I know I've been saying that. But you can't.
105 00:13:33,088 00:13:38,711 What do we do, Tom? Open up a stand and sell stolen horses over the counter? What do we do, Tom? Open up a stand and sell stolen horses over the counter?
106 00:13:38,844 00:13:42,462 No. We gotta get a relay ranch halfway across No. We gotta get a relay ranch halfway across
107 00:13:42,597 00:13:45,053 so as we got somewheres to relay 'em at. so as we got somewheres to relay 'em at.
108 00:13:45,183 00:13:49,561 - That's right. - That's just really great. - That's right. - That's just really great.
109 00:13:49,688 00:13:51,727 Only we ain't got a ranch. Only we ain't got a ranch.
110 00:13:51,857 00:13:55,522 We ain't got no money! The only horses we got are out there. We ain't got no money! The only horses we got are out there.
111 00:13:55,652 00:13:59,068 We can't move them across the breaks without everybody knowing. We can't move them across the breaks without everybody knowing.
112 00:13:59,197 00:14:02,032 Let's just stick up the NP Railroad and buy a ranch. Let's just stick up the NP Railroad and buy a ranch.
113 00:14:02,159 00:14:04,032 Hell, let's rob a bank. Hell, let's rob a bank.
114 00:14:04,161 00:14:08,110 If we're gonna get hung for rustlin' horses, we oughta be robbin' trains. If we're gonna get hung for rustlin' horses, we oughta be robbin' trains.
115 00:14:08,248 00:14:11,202 Why don't you boys join that Hole-in-the-Wall bunch Why don't you boys join that Hole-in-the-Wall bunch
116 00:14:11,334 00:14:14,750 and you'll be around people that think like that? and you'll be around people that think like that?
117 00:14:20,595 00:14:26,099 Boy, a couple of years ago they'd have put Sandy in Red Lodge penitentiary, Boy, a couple of years ago they'd have put Sandy in Red Lodge penitentiary,
118 00:14:26,225 00:14:28,265 weavin' bridles. weavin' bridles.
119 00:14:30,438 00:14:34,685 Seems like there's something new in the air. Seems like there's something new in the air.
120 00:14:38,780 00:14:43,406 I bet you Marker'll bait crows with Sandy for a week before he'll cut him down. I bet you Marker'll bait crows with Sandy for a week before he'll cut him down.
121 00:14:43,534 00:14:47,449 I worked for that son of a bitch once on the reservation roundup. I worked for that son of a bitch once on the reservation roundup.
122 00:14:47,580 00:14:50,332 He will leave Sandy in the trees. He will leave Sandy in the trees.
123 00:14:51,876 00:14:56,953 When we was fightin' in Kansas, we had relays all over the damn place. When we was fightin' in Kansas, we had relays all over the damn place.
124 00:14:57,090 00:14:59,841 We relayed a cousin of mine We relayed a cousin of mine
125 00:14:59,967 00:15:03,467 all the way from Medicine Tree to the hot springs in New Mexico. all the way from Medicine Tree to the hot springs in New Mexico.
126 00:15:03,596 00:15:05,505 He beat the telegraph. He beat the telegraph.
127 00:15:05,640 00:15:10,136 Took the detectives two years to cover the same ground he'd covered in a week. Took the detectives two years to cover the same ground he'd covered in a week.
128 00:15:10,269 00:15:14,481 And when they got there he was in his grave up on the Chama. And when they got there he was in his grave up on the Chama.
129 00:15:14,607 00:15:19,352 Why was you havin' to move this cousin around so much? Why was you havin' to move this cousin around so much?
130 00:15:19,487 00:15:22,156 He did card tricks. He did card tricks.
131 00:15:22,281 00:15:24,321 I get it. I get it.
132 00:15:27,538 00:15:31,322 He done a trick for this nigger on the Chama. The nigger throttled him. He done a trick for this nigger on the Chama. The nigger throttled him.
133 00:15:31,458 00:15:33,914 Mm-hm. I see. Mm-hm. I see.
134 00:15:37,172 00:15:39,663 Say, Cal... Say, Cal...
135 00:15:39,800 00:15:43,383 Why don't we put that relay in Braxton's backyard? Why don't we put that relay in Braxton's backyard?
136 00:15:46,473 00:15:48,513 Yeah. Yeah.
137 00:15:50,436 00:15:54,018 It beats sendin' three or four horses at a time out into Kansas. It beats sendin' three or four horses at a time out into Kansas.
138 00:15:54,148 00:15:57,433 The law there is pretty effective now. The law there is pretty effective now.
139 00:16:00,779 00:16:05,737 I get a kick out of Little Tod. He says we oughta rob a train. I get a kick out of Little Tod. He says we oughta rob a train.
140 00:16:11,165 00:16:13,204 No... No...
141 00:16:14,293 00:16:16,534 I'm tired, Cal. I'm tired, Cal.
142 00:16:18,213 00:16:22,128 I'm gonna turn in. Tomorrow we have a nice day. I'm gonna turn in. Tomorrow we have a nice day.
143 00:16:28,765 00:16:31,221 Too bad about Sandy. Too bad about Sandy.
144 00:17:52,601 00:17:56,219 All right, move over there. Move, move! All right, move over there. Move, move!
145 00:17:56,355 00:17:59,272 I want you to uncouple that car. Hurry up! I want you to uncouple that car. Hurry up!
146 00:17:59,400 00:18:02,934 I can't do it. I'm not sure I'm able to do it. I can't do it. I'm not sure I'm able to do it.
147 00:18:03,070 00:18:05,193 Just get down there and pull the pin out. Just get down there and pull the pin out.
148 00:18:05,322 00:18:09,818 - I'm a clerk. I'm not mechanical. - Hurry up. Hurry up. - I'm a clerk. I'm not mechanical. - Hurry up. Hurry up.
149 00:18:23,132 00:18:24,923 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
150 00:18:38,230 00:18:42,062 - Get the money out. What's your name? - Nelson. - Get the money out. What's your name? - Nelson.
151 00:18:42,192 00:18:44,102 Nelson, you do this right, Nelson, you do this right,
152 00:18:44,236 00:18:49,147 you can say you've seen Jesse James and lived to tell the story. you can say you've seen Jesse James and lived to tell the story.
153 00:18:49,283 00:18:51,952 You're not Jesse James. You're not Jesse James.
154 00:18:52,077 00:18:55,493 You ain't Charlie Siringo. Just give me the money, Nelson. You ain't Charlie Siringo. Just give me the money, Nelson.
155 00:18:55,622 00:19:00,000 - I'm not permitted to touch this. - Gimme the goddamn money. - I'm not permitted to touch this. - Gimme the goddamn money.
156 00:19:05,091 00:19:06,372 Whoa! Whoa!
157 00:19:18,605 00:19:19,719 Gee! Gee!
158 00:19:19,856 00:19:23,770 - Don't start blamin' me. - I am blamin' you. - Don't start blamin' me. - I am blamin' you.
159 00:19:23,902 00:19:26,689 This is it on trains. This is it. This is it on trains. This is it.
160 00:19:26,821 00:19:28,102 God Almighty. God Almighty.
161 00:19:28,239 00:19:31,276 This is it. No more trains, Tod. This is it. No more trains, Tod.
162 00:19:31,409 00:19:34,612 - I just don't wanna get blamed. - Sh... - I just don't wanna get blamed. - Sh...
163 00:19:34,746 00:19:37,035 We got it! It's all over the place. We got it! It's all over the place.
164 00:19:37,165 00:19:38,873 Yahoo! Yahoo!
165 00:19:39,918 00:19:42,325 We got it. We got it.
166 00:19:44,005 00:19:48,833 - You need some help? - Just pick up the money, goddamn it. - You need some help? - Just pick up the money, goddamn it.
167 00:19:48,968 00:19:50,795 Agh! Agh!
168 00:19:54,265 00:19:57,385 But they're all ones. Tom, they're all ones. But they're all ones. Tom, they're all ones.
169 00:19:59,312 00:20:03,939 - Where am I gonna put 'em all? - I don't wanna hear that now. Just... - Where am I gonna put 'em all? - I don't wanna hear that now. Just...
170 00:20:06,653 00:20:08,361 Ain't it just terrible? Ain't it just terrible?
171 00:20:08,488 00:20:13,031 The next time you mention trains, it's gonna get worse. The next time you mention trains, it's gonna get worse.
172 00:20:15,870 00:20:18,030 You boys new at this? You boys new at this?
173 00:20:21,711 00:20:24,628 Appreciate your concern, Nelson. Appreciate your concern, Nelson.
174 00:20:27,967 00:20:29,378 Yahoo! Yahoo!
175 00:20:30,594 00:20:32,836 Let's get every goddamn one up. Let's get every goddamn one up.
176 00:20:32,972 00:20:35,926 Hey, look! There's tens in the water. Hey, look! There's tens in the water.
177 00:20:36,058 00:20:38,893 Get in there, Tod. Get in the water. Get those tens. Get in there, Tod. Get in the water. Get those tens.
178 00:20:39,019 00:20:41,427 Yahoo! Yahoo!
179 00:20:48,195 00:20:50,235 Little Tod... Little Tod...
180 00:20:53,909 00:20:55,902 Get out of my way. Get out of my way.
181 00:20:59,165 00:21:02,082 Come on. Let's get outta here with what we got. Come on. Let's get outta here with what we got.
182 00:21:24,356 00:21:26,064 Mornin', my little darlin'. Mornin', my little darlin'.
183 00:21:26,192 00:21:29,775 Hey, Si. We'll see 'em in church. Hey, Si. We'll see 'em in church.
184 00:21:34,951 00:21:37,656 I think all of you working men and women I think all of you working men and women
185 00:21:37,788 00:21:40,991 have had time now to consider this case before us. have had time now to consider this case before us.
186 00:21:41,124 00:21:44,244 - There's Braxton. - I have reviewed its details, - There's Braxton. - I have reviewed its details,
187 00:21:44,377 00:21:48,043 and now I feel secure enough to pronounce sentence. and now I feel secure enough to pronounce sentence.
188 00:21:48,173 00:21:51,542 Subject, of course, to your scrutiny and support. Subject, of course, to your scrutiny and support.
189 00:21:51,676 00:21:54,132 Make him confess first. Make him confess first.
190 00:21:54,262 00:21:57,548 I think the kindest thing we can do to this bird I think the kindest thing we can do to this bird
191 00:21:57,682 00:22:00,434 is to send him up to the territorial prison. is to send him up to the territorial prison.
192 00:22:00,560 00:22:05,306 He's been about as cooperative as any prisoner we've tried around here. He's been about as cooperative as any prisoner we've tried around here.
193 00:22:05,440 00:22:09,817 - I see no direct call to hang him. - Don't he look like God? - I see no direct call to hang him. - Don't he look like God?
194 00:22:09,945 00:22:13,361 Who's got an opinion about how long we might send him up? Who's got an opinion about how long we might send him up?
195 00:22:13,490 00:22:16,574 - Life is indicated. - He'll take anything. - Life is indicated. - He'll take anything.
196 00:22:16,701 00:22:18,908 How would 10 to 20 sound to you? How would 10 to 20 sound to you?
197 00:22:19,037 00:22:23,165 Sounds about right to me. How soon would I be eligible for parole? Sounds about right to me. How soon would I be eligible for parole?
198 00:22:23,291 00:22:26,162 In about two weeks. In about two weeks.
199 00:22:28,588 00:22:32,668 Anything you'd like to say before we send you to your just deserts? Anything you'd like to say before we send you to your just deserts?
200 00:22:32,801 00:22:35,292 And if I may speak for the court, And if I may speak for the court,
201 00:22:35,428 00:22:38,264 we would prefer that it be something colourful, we would prefer that it be something colourful,
202 00:22:38,390 00:22:41,557 life on the frontier being what it is. life on the frontier being what it is.
203 00:22:42,395 00:22:44,434 Just that... Just that...
204 00:22:46,566 00:22:52,355 it may seem to you boys like a hard way to make the papers, it may seem to you boys like a hard way to make the papers,
205 00:22:52,488 00:22:56,023 but I'm not ashamed of robbing that train, but I'm not ashamed of robbing that train,
206 00:22:56,158 00:23:02,528 of blowing bridges, sticking up banks, or for my careless devil-may-care gunplay. of blowing bridges, sticking up banks, or for my careless devil-may-care gunplay.
207 00:23:04,458 00:23:08,456 I'm not ashamed of pissing away the money on hard living either, I'm not ashamed of pissing away the money on hard living either,
208 00:23:08,588 00:23:11,707 because I'm that kind of guy. because I'm that kind of guy.
209 00:23:11,841 00:23:15,126 But as a concession to me for my cooperation, But as a concession to me for my cooperation,
210 00:23:15,261 00:23:18,961 I would like you all to refer to me from now on I would like you all to refer to me from now on
211 00:23:19,098 00:23:21,671 as "The Lonesome Kid". as "The Lonesome Kid".
212 00:23:23,227 00:23:26,976 Especially in front of outsiders here in the West. Especially in front of outsiders here in the West.
213 00:23:27,106 00:23:33,061 That's enough of that! Let's all go up to the bar and make fools of ourselves. That's enough of that! Let's all go up to the bar and make fools of ourselves.
214 00:23:48,753 00:23:50,792 Yahoo! Yahoo!
215 00:23:52,256 00:23:56,586 Whoo! I haven't danced like that since Chicago. Whoo! I haven't danced like that since Chicago.
216 00:23:56,720 00:23:58,428 I'm Tom Logan. I'm Tom Logan.
217 00:23:58,555 00:24:05,056 I'd like to congratulate you, sir, on your treatment of that impostor. I'd like to congratulate you, sir, on your treatment of that impostor.
218 00:24:05,187 00:24:07,856 Oh... My daughter, Jane. Oh... My daughter, Jane.
219 00:24:07,981 00:24:09,357 Hello. Hello.
220 00:24:09,483 00:24:12,484 People have told me I should talk to you, Mr Braxton. People have told me I should talk to you, Mr Braxton.
221 00:24:12,611 00:24:15,896 I just sold a family implement business in the Shonkin range I just sold a family implement business in the Shonkin range
222 00:24:16,031 00:24:19,530 and I'm thinkin' of buying a small ranch. and I'm thinkin' of buying a small ranch.
223 00:24:21,453 00:24:26,198 You done so well I'd like a piece out by you for good luck. You done so well I'd like a piece out by you for good luck.
224 00:24:29,044 00:24:32,045 Well... the Cannon Ranch is for sale. Well... the Cannon Ranch is for sale.
225 00:24:32,798 00:24:37,543 Isn't much. Four sections and a cabin. Pole corrals around it. Isn't much. Four sections and a cabin. Pole corrals around it.
226 00:24:37,678 00:24:41,378 But it's well watered, and pretty fair shelter. But it's well watered, and pretty fair shelter.
227 00:24:42,516 00:24:46,430 The owner's living in town now. Has a cooperage at the end of Main, The owner's living in town now. Has a cooperage at the end of Main,
228 00:24:46,561 00:24:48,601 past the livery. past the livery.
229 00:24:49,773 00:24:52,893 I understand you had some rustlin' problems. I understand you had some rustlin' problems.
230 00:24:53,026 00:24:55,861 Seven per cent losses per annum. Seven per cent losses per annum.
231 00:24:57,447 00:25:02,786 You should know about that. First year, that might just break you. You should know about that. First year, that might just break you.
232 00:25:02,911 00:25:04,820 Mm... Mm...
233 00:25:04,955 00:25:09,000 I understand you had to hang someone here. I understand you had to hang someone here.
234 00:25:10,211 00:25:12,251 I did that. I did that.
235 00:25:13,339 00:25:15,379 Oh, that's tough. Oh, that's tough.
236 00:25:16,551 00:25:20,085 What was this? Some kind of a desperado? What was this? Some kind of a desperado?
237 00:25:20,221 00:25:21,596 No. No.
238 00:25:21,723 00:25:26,515 He was a thief, with probably a million good reasons for being on hard times. He was a thief, with probably a million good reasons for being on hard times.
239 00:25:26,644 00:25:30,227 The main thing is that we put him out of his misery. The main thing is that we put him out of his misery.
240 00:25:34,444 00:25:37,017 Don't you believe in hangin' thieves, miss? Don't you believe in hangin' thieves, miss?
241 00:25:37,155 00:25:39,194 No, sir, I don't. Do you? No, sir, I don't. Do you?
242 00:25:39,323 00:25:44,235 I surely do. How in the world else are we gonna have law and order? I surely do. How in the world else are we gonna have law and order?
243 00:25:45,997 00:25:48,618 Well, what do you know? Well, what do you know?
244 00:25:48,750 00:25:52,996 Maybe you can buy that Cannon Ranch, get started in the cattle business. Maybe you can buy that Cannon Ranch, get started in the cattle business.
245 00:25:53,129 00:25:55,205 With your attitude toward human life, With your attitude toward human life,
246 00:25:55,339 00:25:58,755 you may yet get to be one of the barons of this prairie, you may yet get to be one of the barons of this prairie,
247 00:25:58,885 00:26:03,511 and have your picture on page one, or page three, of the Chicago papers. and have your picture on page one, or page three, of the Chicago papers.
248 00:26:03,639 00:26:08,634 And for your birthday you can have a big barrel of fresh oysters on ice, And for your birthday you can have a big barrel of fresh oysters on ice,
249 00:26:08,770 00:26:12,352 just the way the other hangmen up this way do. just the way the other hangmen up this way do.
250 00:26:13,107 00:26:16,274 You sound bitter, lady. You sound bitter, lady.
251 00:26:16,402 00:26:19,274 You should have seen that young man's face. You should have seen that young man's face.
252 00:26:19,406 00:26:22,158 - He did not die quickly. - I don't wanna hear about it. - He did not die quickly. - I don't wanna hear about it.
253 00:26:22,284 00:26:25,320 I don't think you can really picture the man's face. I don't think you can really picture the man's face.
254 00:26:25,454 00:26:28,621 I don't want to hear about it, miss. I don't want to hear about it, miss.
255 00:26:29,958 00:26:32,628 Thank you for your information, Mr Braxton. Thank you for your information, Mr Braxton.
256 00:26:32,753 00:26:38,092 I'll go over to the cooperage and ask Mr Cannon about them four sections. I'll go over to the cooperage and ask Mr Cannon about them four sections.
257 00:26:38,217 00:26:40,886 Pleasure to meet you too, miss. Pleasure to meet you too, miss.
258 00:26:57,694 00:26:59,936 Welcome to town, now. Welcome to town, now.
259 00:27:00,072 00:27:03,405 Damn, I feel better now. Damn, I feel better now.
260 00:27:03,534 00:27:05,573 - Damned if I don't. - Me too. - Damned if I don't. - Me too.
261 00:27:14,711 00:27:17,333 Oh, God! You didn't cut him down yet. Oh, God! You didn't cut him down yet.
262 00:27:17,464 00:27:19,504 We did! That's... We did! That's...
263 00:27:21,218 00:27:23,045 Whoa! Whoa!
264 00:27:24,680 00:27:27,846 - Oh... - Oh, Pete. - Oh... - Oh, Pete.
265 00:27:27,975 00:27:30,763 My God. They've killed my man. My God. They've killed my man.
266 00:27:35,984 00:27:40,610 - Si, are we gonna go to that whorehouse? - Where the hell you clodhoppers been at? - Si, are we gonna go to that whorehouse? - Where the hell you clodhoppers been at?
267 00:27:40,738 00:27:44,107 File that. We got it. Let's go for a ride. File that. We got it. Let's go for a ride.
268 00:27:44,242 00:27:47,159 I wanna go to a whorehouse, play cards, get drunk. I wanna go to a whorehouse, play cards, get drunk.
269 00:27:47,287 00:27:52,032 We can go to the whorehouse later. Ain't you got no pride of ownership? We can go to the whorehouse later. Ain't you got no pride of ownership?
270 00:27:52,167 00:27:55,618 I buy you a brand-new ranch. Do you wanna ride out and look at it? I buy you a brand-new ranch. Do you wanna ride out and look at it?
271 00:27:55,753 00:27:58,838 Hell, we own it, we can go anytime. Let's go for a drink. Hell, we own it, we can go anytime. Let's go for a drink.
272 00:27:58,965 00:28:02,215 - Let's play cards... - Let's go to the whorehouse. - Let's play cards... - Let's go to the whorehouse.
273 00:28:02,343 00:28:06,804 You're gonna have to pick and choose on that cos the money's about all gone. You're gonna have to pick and choose on that cos the money's about all gone.
274 00:28:06,931 00:28:09,932 - The money can't be gone. - Well, it is and I'm glad. - The money can't be gone. - Well, it is and I'm glad.
275 00:28:10,059 00:28:11,767 - I'm glad too. - Why? - I'm glad too. - Why?
276 00:28:11,895 00:28:13,721 Because robbin' trains is... Because robbin' trains is...
277 00:28:13,855 00:28:18,398 We start a pattern of robbin' trains and we're gonna get detectives. We start a pattern of robbin' trains and we're gonna get detectives.
278 00:28:18,526 00:28:21,860 From then, you can back the calendar down till they hang us. From then, you can back the calendar down till they hang us.
279 00:28:21,988 00:28:24,027 That's why. That's why.
280 00:28:28,703 00:28:33,661 I still think we should rob a bank. Rob trains, rob a bank. I still think we should rob a bank. Rob trains, rob a bank.
281 00:28:33,791 00:28:37,243 - All right, let's go to the whorehouse. - Mm-mm. - All right, let's go to the whorehouse. - Mm-mm.
282 00:28:46,639 00:28:48,880 You here for a party? You here for a party?
283 00:28:51,060 00:28:54,429 - That's right. - What kind of a party? - That's right. - What kind of a party?
284 00:29:01,737 00:29:03,777 Well... Well...
285 00:29:04,782 00:29:07,403 You got any girls? You got any girls?
286 00:29:18,754 00:29:20,794 Go on, Si. Go on, Si.
287 00:29:29,765 00:29:34,059 The girls here can show you to the party rooms. The girls here can show you to the party rooms.
288 00:29:35,271 00:29:37,310 I like them ribbons. I like them ribbons.
289 00:29:38,273 00:29:40,811 Anybody want anything to eat? Anybody want anything to eat?
290 00:29:42,528 00:29:47,735 Well, is he the one that I want. You just come right on up here with me. Well, is he the one that I want. You just come right on up here with me.
291 00:29:50,911 00:29:54,032 Where are the chubby ones? I want a chub... Where are the chubby ones? I want a chub...
292 00:29:54,165 00:29:56,205 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
293 00:29:57,377 00:30:00,544 Ain't that a match-up? Ain't that a match-up? Ain't that a match-up? Ain't that a match-up?
294 00:30:00,672 00:30:03,293 Just like you and your horse, Little Tod. Just like you and your horse, Little Tod.
295 00:30:16,813 00:30:20,727 - That one got away! - You'll pay for that. - That one got away! - You'll pay for that.
296 00:30:20,859 00:30:23,694 In my home town, I'm considered a dangerous person. In my home town, I'm considered a dangerous person.
297 00:30:23,820 00:30:29,656 Yeah? In your home town a man can get a bad reputation for smokin' corn silk. Yeah? In your home town a man can get a bad reputation for smokin' corn silk.
298 00:30:31,453 00:30:34,656 Cary'll stay at the breaks, but somebody must tend this place. Cary'll stay at the breaks, but somebody must tend this place.
299 00:30:34,789 00:30:38,657 I can tell you one damn thing, it isn't gonna be me. I can tell you one damn thing, it isn't gonna be me.
300 00:30:38,793 00:30:40,418 Agh! Agh!
301 00:30:44,758 00:30:48,340 I got you! Told you I was gonna get you, you son of a bitch. I got you! Told you I was gonna get you, you son of a bitch.
302 00:30:48,470 00:30:50,509 Here! How about this? Here! How about this?
303 00:31:02,650 00:31:05,106 I like this place, Cal. I like this place, Cal.
304 00:31:06,864 00:31:09,320 - Yeah. - I like it quiet. - Yeah. - I like it quiet.
305 00:31:11,994 00:31:16,323 Cary, don't throw them tools down there like that, please. Cary, don't throw them tools down there like that, please.
306 00:31:18,417 00:31:21,833 I spent my first 18 years on one of these goddamn things, I spent my first 18 years on one of these goddamn things,
307 00:31:21,962 00:31:24,288 workin' for my uncle that raised me. workin' for my uncle that raised me.
308 00:31:24,423 00:31:26,961 I worked myself cross-eyed too. I worked myself cross-eyed too.
309 00:31:28,302 00:31:33,047 About the only thing I had for distraction was this dog. About the only thing I had for distraction was this dog.
310 00:31:34,016 00:31:37,515 I'd had the dog since it was ten years old. I'd had the dog since it was ten years old.
311 00:31:38,687 00:31:41,523 And he shot it... And he shot it...
312 00:31:42,608 00:31:46,191 for stickin' its tongue on a pat of butter. for stickin' its tongue on a pat of butter.
313 00:31:47,113 00:31:49,604 So I stayed one more night. So I stayed one more night.
314 00:31:50,699 00:31:55,492 And I killed his seed bull, I rustled every damn horse he had And I killed his seed bull, I rustled every damn horse he had
315 00:31:55,621 00:31:59,666 including a racer that I sold as a cow pony to an Indian rancher, including a racer that I sold as a cow pony to an Indian rancher,
316 00:31:59,792 00:32:02,117 and I took the whole damn remuda. and I took the whole damn remuda.
317 00:32:02,253 00:32:05,586 I come within a hair's breadth of sendin' him to kingdom come. I come within a hair's breadth of sendin' him to kingdom come.
318 00:32:05,714 00:32:10,756 I was that close to shootin' that son of a bitch in the brainpan. I was that close to shootin' that son of a bitch in the brainpan.
319 00:32:14,640 00:32:18,091 I never did have that kind of background. I never did have that kind of background.
320 00:32:18,228 00:32:22,391 Never had nothin' neither. My folks always wanted a place. Never had nothin' neither. My folks always wanted a place.
321 00:32:22,524 00:32:25,774 They was good people, so I always saw it with their eyes. They was good people, so I always saw it with their eyes.
322 00:32:25,902 00:32:28,144 I can see that. I can see that.
323 00:32:28,280 00:32:34,283 But when you think about it, you wouldn't want the weight of a damn place like this. But when you think about it, you wouldn't want the weight of a damn place like this.
324 00:32:37,497 00:32:40,368 Do you do alterations too, ma'am? Do you do alterations too, ma'am?
325 00:32:43,503 00:32:45,543 Nope. Nope.
326 00:32:47,048 00:32:51,924 And I don't do your wire-ripped shirts neither. And I don't do your wire-ripped shirts neither.
327 00:32:57,100 00:32:58,429 There you go. There you go.
328 00:32:58,560 00:33:02,605 Si, you're beginnin' to sound like a real old lady. Si, you're beginnin' to sound like a real old lady.
329 00:33:02,731 00:33:05,601 What do you say we just jump this pissant seamstress? What do you say we just jump this pissant seamstress?
330 00:33:05,734 00:33:09,814 You guys are soon gonna learn to treat me nice. You guys are soon gonna learn to treat me nice.
331 00:33:09,946 00:33:12,817 - Yahoo! - Whoa! Watch it! - Yahoo! - Whoa! Watch it!
332 00:33:12,949 00:33:14,609 Come on! I'll kill ya. Come on! I'll kill ya.
333 00:33:14,743 00:33:18,112 Everybody's so scared of the Mounties that nobody even tries. Everybody's so scared of the Mounties that nobody even tries.
334 00:33:18,246 00:33:20,073 The horses are hardly guarded. The horses are hardly guarded.
335 00:33:20,207 00:33:25,793 - You talkin' to me about Canada again? - You're goddamn right I am. - You talkin' to me about Canada again? - You're goddamn right I am.
336 00:33:25,921 00:33:27,997 Them Mounties scares me, Cal. Them Mounties scares me, Cal.
337 00:33:28,131 00:33:31,631 Hell, they scare everybody. That's why it'll be so easy. Hell, they scare everybody. That's why it'll be so easy.
338 00:33:31,761 00:33:33,967 The Indians won't touch them horses. The Indians won't touch them horses.
339 00:33:34,096 00:33:36,967 We can take all 60 of them ponies at a walk. We can take all 60 of them ponies at a walk.
340 00:33:40,603 00:33:43,011 All Canadian government brand? All Canadian government brand?
341 00:33:43,147 00:33:49,102 Until we can get 'em to the breaks for modification, and then down here to relay. Until we can get 'em to the breaks for modification, and then down here to relay.
342 00:33:49,237 00:33:52,321 That doesn't quite settle it though, does it? That doesn't quite settle it though, does it?
343 00:33:52,448 00:33:54,904 No, it don't. No, it don't.
344 00:33:56,035 00:33:59,155 Someone's gonna have to stay here. Someone's gonna have to stay here.
345 00:33:59,288 00:34:02,159 Well, it isn't gonna be me. Well, it isn't gonna be me.
346 00:34:03,251 00:34:06,584 It's gotta be one of the two of us, and I'll tell you one thing. It's gotta be one of the two of us, and I'll tell you one thing.
347 00:34:06,712 00:34:10,496 You had all the fun on that train while I baby-sat these savages. You had all the fun on that train while I baby-sat these savages.
348 00:34:10,633 00:34:15,046 I'm going to Canada for sure. That's settled. That's it. I'm going to Canada for sure. That's settled. That's it.
349 00:34:32,822 00:34:36,238 I gotta stay on this goddamn piece of ground. I gotta stay on this goddamn piece of ground.
350 00:34:36,367 00:34:39,451 Goddamn! I can't even believe this! Goddamn! I can't even believe this!
351 00:34:42,583 00:34:46,829 That is pitiful. You assholes will just get lost. That is pitiful. You assholes will just get lost.
352 00:34:48,088 00:34:52,549 - He was the best foreman. - He was the only foreman I ever had. - He was the best foreman. - He was the only foreman I ever had.
353 00:34:52,676 00:34:56,626 - Pete Marker was a hard man. - He surely was, David. - Pete Marker was a hard man. - He surely was, David.
354 00:34:56,763 00:35:01,805 He could break a horse better than the bronc fighters. He could do every job. He could break a horse better than the bronc fighters. He could do every job.
355 00:35:01,935 00:35:04,509 He was a great ramrod. He was a great ramrod.
356 00:35:04,646 00:35:09,438 He personified the American West in the days of its rowdy youth. He personified the American West in the days of its rowdy youth.
357 00:35:09,568 00:35:12,023 - Sure did. - Excuse me. - Sure did. - Excuse me.
358 00:36:04,082 00:36:06,751 - Lee Clayton. - Oh, my God, you gave me a scare. - Lee Clayton. - Oh, my God, you gave me a scare.
359 00:36:06,876 00:36:11,419 - All I could see was your horse. - That was all you were meant to see. - All I could see was your horse. - That was all you were meant to see.
360 00:36:12,423 00:36:15,590 Is the owner about? Is the owner about?
361 00:36:15,718 00:36:18,423 Who may I say is calling? Who may I say is calling?
362 00:36:18,554 00:36:21,923 Lee Clayton. I just said that. Lee Clayton. I just said that.
363 00:36:22,767 00:36:25,887 I have a short memory. I have a short memory.
364 00:36:28,940 00:36:31,727 Well, I'll tell Daddy that you're here, Well, I'll tell Daddy that you're here,
365 00:36:31,859 00:36:34,564 and then I can get back to what I was doing before. and then I can get back to what I was doing before.
366 00:36:34,696 00:36:40,568 Tell him Lee Clayton from Medicine Hat, Wyoming. Here on business. Tell him Lee Clayton from Medicine Hat, Wyoming. Here on business.
367 00:36:40,702 00:36:42,943 - You got it? - Yes. - You got it? - Yes.
368 00:37:02,849 00:37:06,681 - Come in. I've been expecting you. - Oh, sir. - Come in. I've been expecting you. - Oh, sir.
369 00:37:06,811 00:37:10,430 I don't know why it would not have tired me more than it did, I don't know why it would not have tired me more than it did,
370 00:37:10,566 00:37:16,106 to have travelled all this distance without more than a catnap. to have travelled all this distance without more than a catnap.
371 00:37:16,238 00:37:19,821 You've a wonderful set of books here, sir. You've a wonderful set of books here, sir.
372 00:37:19,950 00:37:22,156 - Yes, I have. - Truly, truly beautiful. - Yes, I have. - Truly, truly beautiful.
373 00:37:22,286 00:37:24,492 I don't spend the time with them I should. I don't spend the time with them I should.
374 00:37:24,621 00:37:31,869 I'm of the opinion... I would only claim books that was about right from wrong. I'm of the opinion... I would only claim books that was about right from wrong.
375 00:37:32,004 00:37:36,666 Otherwise how are we to find our paradise among the stars? Otherwise how are we to find our paradise among the stars?
376 00:37:36,800 00:37:38,840 True. Please. True. Please.
377 00:37:40,304 00:37:45,013 Oh, sir. I'm sorry for your trouble. I wasn't aware. Oh, sir. I'm sorry for your trouble. I wasn't aware.
378 00:37:45,142 00:37:48,725 Gentlemen, Robert E Lee Clayton. Gentlemen, Robert E Lee Clayton.
379 00:37:53,442 00:37:55,933 I understand that you hung a thief I understand that you hung a thief
380 00:37:56,069 00:38:01,312 and neglected to find out where they were caching the stock. How was that? and neglected to find out where they were caching the stock. How was that?
381 00:38:01,450 00:38:03,692 He didn't wanna talk. He was about to die. He didn't wanna talk. He was about to die.
382 00:38:03,827 00:38:07,742 Oh, I see. Then you pampered him. Oh, I see. Then you pampered him.
383 00:38:07,873 00:38:10,909 - No, sir! - We hung that man. - No, sir! - We hung that man.
384 00:38:11,043 00:38:14,494 Well, you pampered the man... you pampered the man, Well, you pampered the man... you pampered the man,
385 00:38:14,630 00:38:19,589 and the result of that is the loss of this poor man's life! and the result of that is the loss of this poor man's life!
386 00:38:20,804 00:38:23,377 - Please, this is outrageous. - You, you, you... - Please, this is outrageous. - You, you, you...
387 00:38:23,515 00:38:27,049 Take your hands off! Take your hands off!
388 00:38:27,185 00:38:33,686 Realise the fact that as a result of that this poor man has lost his life. Realise the fact that as a result of that this poor man has lost his life.
389 00:38:33,816 00:38:39,736 If you'd invited me into the neighbourhood before, it wouldn't have happened. If you'd invited me into the neighbourhood before, it wouldn't have happened.
390 00:38:39,864 00:38:42,865 You've got to give me some thoughts. You've got to give me some thoughts.
391 00:38:43,868 00:38:47,996 I'm gonna turn my horse out. Then I'll wash my body. I'm gonna turn my horse out. Then I'll wash my body.
392 00:38:49,624 00:38:54,831 And, miss... the only thing not on my diet And, miss... the only thing not on my diet
393 00:38:54,963 00:38:59,340 would be the green top of the beet and okra. would be the green top of the beet and okra.
394 00:38:59,884 00:39:05,554 Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me, but I'm under a severe attack from a tooth. Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me, but I'm under a severe attack from a tooth.
395 00:39:05,682 00:39:08,517 Sir. Miss. Sir. Miss.
396 00:39:15,108 00:39:17,978 - Where'd he come from? - What was all that about? - Where'd he come from? - What was all that about?
397 00:39:18,111 00:39:22,523 I got recommendations for this man from all the Wyoming outfits he's worked for. I got recommendations for this man from all the Wyoming outfits he's worked for.
398 00:39:22,657 00:39:25,943 - I'm assured that he's a top regulator. - Regulator? - I'm assured that he's a top regulator. - Regulator?
399 00:39:26,077 00:39:30,324 - You mean you asked him up here? - You're damn right I did. - You mean you asked him up here? - You're damn right I did.
400 00:39:30,456 00:39:33,708 They killed my ramrod and I want them to pay for it. They killed my ramrod and I want them to pay for it.
401 00:39:33,836 00:39:36,327 I always wondered what Lee Clayton looked like. I always wondered what Lee Clayton looked like.
402 00:39:36,463 00:39:39,334 And smelled like. And smelled like.
403 00:39:39,466 00:39:41,755 I always figured him to be a little fella. I always figured him to be a little fella.
404 00:39:41,886 00:39:45,504 He's supposed to have a Creedmore rifle he carries as a saddle gun. He's supposed to have a Creedmore rifle he carries as a saddle gun.
405 00:39:45,639 00:39:47,881 Supposed to be able to hit out to 500 yards. Supposed to be able to hit out to 500 yards.
406 00:39:48,017 00:39:50,804 - Oh, Mr Rate. 500 yards... - I mean it. - Oh, Mr Rate. 500 yards... - I mean it.
407 00:39:50,936 00:39:54,103 He never carries a side arm, so you know he's a dry-gulcher. He never carries a side arm, so you know he's a dry-gulcher.
408 00:39:54,231 00:39:57,932 But he smells like a wet-gulcher and he dresses like a clown. But he smells like a wet-gulcher and he dresses like a clown.
409 00:39:58,068 00:40:01,520 He don't have no wife, but he sure keeps himself spruced up. He don't have no wife, but he sure keeps himself spruced up.
410 00:40:01,655 00:40:07,195 Many a rustler has said his prayers when he got a whiff of them lavender bath salts. Many a rustler has said his prayers when he got a whiff of them lavender bath salts.
411 00:40:14,126 00:40:17,875 - Daddy, I wanna know how... - Not now. Shh! - Daddy, I wanna know how... - Not now. Shh!
412 00:40:18,005 00:40:21,208 - Vern, scat. Out of here. - You betcha. I will. - Vern, scat. Out of here. - You betcha. I will.
413 00:40:21,592 00:40:26,005 - Adios, buddies. - Send you a postal card from Canada. - Adios, buddies. - Send you a postal card from Canada.
414 00:40:26,138 00:40:28,594 Cal, why can't I go to Canada? Cal, why can't I go to Canada?
415 00:40:28,724 00:40:31,393 You gotta tend to the cabin in the breaks, Cary. You gotta tend to the cabin in the breaks, Cary.
416 00:40:31,518 00:40:36,560 You don't hear Tom complainin'. See you in a few weeks, Tom. You don't hear Tom complainin'. See you in a few weeks, Tom.
417 00:40:42,112 00:40:46,443 They'll be back, Buck. Don't you worry about it. They'll be back, Buck. Don't you worry about it.
418 00:40:56,628 00:41:00,211 Well, by gosh. Good mornin' to you, miss. Well, by gosh. Good mornin' to you, miss.
419 00:41:00,340 00:41:04,503 Good morning to you, Mr Logan. You bought this place already, huh? Good morning to you, Mr Logan. You bought this place already, huh?
420 00:41:04,636 00:41:06,178 Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
421 00:41:06,304 00:41:10,765 I guess that kinda makes us neighbours, doesn't it? I guess that kinda makes us neighbours, doesn't it?
422 00:41:11,851 00:41:16,015 - Where are you headed? - Oh, I'm gonna go over on the table. - Where are you headed? - Oh, I'm gonna go over on the table.
423 00:41:16,147 00:41:18,519 Well, may I accompany you? Well, may I accompany you?
424 00:41:18,650 00:41:20,689 No. No.
425 00:41:20,819 00:41:24,947 - Why not? - No good reason. I don't want company. - Why not? - No good reason. I don't want company.
426 00:41:25,073 00:41:28,109 Come on. Give me a chance. Come on. Give me a chance.
427 00:41:28,243 00:41:31,991 Give you a chance. Give you a chance for what? Give you a chance. Give you a chance for what?
428 00:41:32,122 00:41:37,543 Miss, I'm gonna take this opportunity to be just a little damn bit offended. Miss, I'm gonna take this opportunity to be just a little damn bit offended.
429 00:41:37,669 00:41:40,207 Cos if there's anybody in this district Cos if there's anybody in this district
430 00:41:40,338 00:41:44,834 who's got a right to think of themselves as wholesome companionship, who's got a right to think of themselves as wholesome companionship,
431 00:41:44,968 00:41:47,637 why, it's yours truly. why, it's yours truly.
432 00:41:52,225 00:41:57,386 If you're such a wholesome companion, what were you doing at the whorehouse? If you're such a wholesome companion, what were you doing at the whorehouse?
433 00:41:57,523 00:41:59,563 Who in the world told you that? Who in the world told you that?
434 00:41:59,692 00:42:02,859 Mary O'Connell, that little blonde you paid for. Mary O'Connell, that little blonde you paid for.
435 00:42:02,987 00:42:05,193 Well, I hope that's all she told you. Well, I hope that's all she told you.
436 00:42:05,322 00:42:08,489 She told me everything. We're starved for news out here. She told me everything. We're starved for news out here.
437 00:42:08,617 00:42:12,864 - All I ever hear about is grass. - What's the matter with grass? - All I ever hear about is grass. - What's the matter with grass?
438 00:42:12,997 00:42:16,532 Samuel Johnson said "A blade of grass is a blade of grass." Samuel Johnson said "A blade of grass is a blade of grass."
439 00:42:16,667 00:42:21,329 - "Tell me about a human being." - I don't understand that. - "Tell me about a human being." - I don't understand that.
440 00:42:21,464 00:42:25,711 It just means that Samuel Johnson was as bored as I am with nature. It just means that Samuel Johnson was as bored as I am with nature.
441 00:42:25,843 00:42:28,678 We had a famous painter out here last year. We had a famous painter out here last year.
442 00:42:28,804 00:42:33,217 That man must have painted ten square miles of canvas, not one human face. That man must have painted ten square miles of canvas, not one human face.
443 00:42:33,350 00:42:38,511 I wish he'd painted that boy Sandy hangin' up so decoratively against the mountains. I wish he'd painted that boy Sandy hangin' up so decoratively against the mountains.
444 00:42:38,647 00:42:41,020 Because his pink tongue and white face Because his pink tongue and white face
445 00:42:41,150 00:42:43,855 would have set off the green of Montana splendidly. would have set off the green of Montana splendidly.
446 00:42:43,986 00:42:48,981 I mean, it would have made the damnedest bank calendar you ever saw. I mean, it would have made the damnedest bank calendar you ever saw.
447 00:42:50,076 00:42:54,073 Well, you succeeded. This is where I was coming to and you're still with me. Well, you succeeded. This is where I was coming to and you're still with me.
448 00:42:54,205 00:42:56,660 The persistence of the young rancher, huh? The persistence of the young rancher, huh?
449 00:42:56,791 00:43:01,785 - Well, I know what I want is all. - What do you want? - Well, I know what I want is all. - What do you want?
450 00:43:01,921 00:43:05,005 I mean, I know what it is when I want something. I mean, I know what it is when I want something.
451 00:43:05,132 00:43:08,585 - Oh, come on! - "Oh, come on" what? - Oh, come on! - "Oh, come on" what?
452 00:43:08,720 00:43:13,465 - Why don't you just say what you mean? - This is what I mean. - Why don't you just say what you mean? - This is what I mean.
453 00:43:13,600 00:43:17,680 - Do you want me? - What does that mean? - Do you want me? - What does that mean?
454 00:43:17,813 00:43:21,016 I mean you're followin' me around. What you got in mind? I mean you're followin' me around. What you got in mind?
455 00:43:21,149 00:43:24,269 - Me? - Sexual intercourse? - Me? - Sexual intercourse?
456 00:43:25,904 00:43:28,110 - Oh, my... - Well, all right. - Oh, my... - Well, all right.
457 00:43:28,782 00:43:30,490 All right. All right.
458 00:43:30,617 00:43:33,820 Come on. Get down off your horse. Come on. Get down off your horse.
459 00:43:33,954 00:43:38,746 I'm not gonna have any hesitation from you. Not from a frequenter of whores. I'm not gonna have any hesitation from you. Not from a frequenter of whores.
460 00:43:38,875 00:43:41,580 All right, all right. Just back off. All right, all right. Just back off.
461 00:43:41,711 00:43:44,665 I'm gonna step down at my own speed. I'm gonna step down at my own speed.
462 00:43:47,008 00:43:49,048 All right. All right.
463 00:43:51,054 00:43:56,214 I'm going to lose it right here, in all these blades of grass. I'm going to lose it right here, in all these blades of grass.
464 00:43:57,269 00:43:59,724 Do I have to come to you? All right. Do I have to come to you? All right.
465 00:43:59,855 00:44:01,977 - Hold it. - What? - Hold it. - What?
466 00:44:02,107 00:44:04,977 Who asked you to do all this? Who asked you to do all this?
467 00:44:05,110 00:44:08,111 - Well, your entire behaviour... - Never mind that. - Well, your entire behaviour... - Never mind that.
468 00:44:08,238 00:44:11,358 I didn't ask you. You said that you wanted it. I didn't ask you. You said that you wanted it.
469 00:44:11,491 00:44:14,029 - Well, do you? - No. - Well, do you? - No.
470 00:44:14,161 00:44:18,110 - Well, you're not gonna get it. - Keep the dang thing. I don't want it. - Well, you're not gonna get it. - Keep the dang thing. I don't want it.
471 00:44:18,248 00:44:22,958 - I forgot. You do have your whores. - Sure do. Like 'em too. - I forgot. You do have your whores. - Sure do. Like 'em too.
472 00:44:23,087 00:44:25,578 I'll tell you something. If you want them... I'll tell you something. If you want them...
473 00:44:25,715 00:44:30,341 I keep tellin' ya. I want them a lot. I don't want you at all. I keep tellin' ya. I want them a lot. I don't want you at all.
474 00:44:30,469 00:44:32,628 Why are you bein' so mean to me? Why are you bein' so mean to me?
475 00:44:32,763 00:44:36,678 People have neglected to tell you what a nasty little bitch you are, People have neglected to tell you what a nasty little bitch you are,
476 00:44:36,809 00:44:39,383 and I'm makin' up for their negligence. and I'm makin' up for their negligence.
477 00:44:39,520 00:44:42,723 I just seem mean. I'm only being thorough. I just seem mean. I'm only being thorough.
478 00:44:48,446 00:44:54,864 If you're gonna start that, I'm gonna go home and shovel manure on the pansies. If you're gonna start that, I'm gonna go home and shovel manure on the pansies.
479 00:44:56,579 00:45:00,363 Well, you just wait a minute because I'm gonna stop. Well, you just wait a minute because I'm gonna stop.
480 00:45:04,295 00:45:06,418 You gonna talk nice? You gonna talk nice?
481 00:45:06,547 00:45:08,754 I will do my best. I will do my best.
482 00:45:09,467 00:45:11,506 You bastard. You bastard.
483 00:45:12,637 00:45:16,634 - Can I have a kiss? - No. I hardly know you. - Can I have a kiss? - No. I hardly know you.
484 00:45:16,766 00:45:22,638 Why don't we take a walk and talk about the Wild West and how to get out of it? Why don't we take a walk and talk about the Wild West and how to get out of it?
485 00:45:24,440 00:45:28,354 Well... all right. I can talk about that. Well... all right. I can talk about that.
486 00:45:29,612 00:45:32,448 Cal, I forgot how to tie a diamond hitch. Cal, I forgot how to tie a diamond hitch.
487 00:45:32,574 00:45:35,694 - A squaw hitch is all you need. - You'll be gone two weeks? - A squaw hitch is all you need. - You'll be gone two weeks?
488 00:45:35,827 00:45:40,324 Give or take a few days. Cary, you're gonna move some stock to make way. Give or take a few days. Cary, you're gonna move some stock to make way.
489 00:45:40,457 00:45:42,533 - No more than two... - Or three at a time. - No more than two... - Or three at a time.
490 00:45:42,668 00:45:46,879 - I've been doin' this for a while. - I reckon you have. Let's go. - I've been doin' this for a while. - I reckon you have. Let's go.
491 00:45:50,050 00:45:52,126 Keep low, boy. Keep low, boy.
492 00:45:56,390 00:45:58,845 Hell of a damn way to ride off. Hell of a damn way to ride off.
493 00:46:04,856 00:46:08,023 - Stay with your horse. - Get a hold. - Stay with your horse. - Get a hold.
494 00:46:08,527 00:46:11,196 Si, stay with your horse! Si! Si, stay with your horse! Si!
495 00:46:11,321 00:46:14,904 Goddamn it, he knows what he's doing. Goddamn it, he knows what he's doing.
496 00:46:16,868 00:46:19,324 Si let go of the rope. Si let go of the rope.
497 00:46:19,454 00:46:21,494 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
498 00:46:21,623 00:46:23,995 - Help! - You're gonna drown! - Help! - You're gonna drown!
499 00:46:24,126 00:46:26,367 Help! Get me in. Help! Get me in.
500 00:46:30,507 00:46:35,299 We did it. We crossed that son of a bitch, didn't we? We did it. We crossed that son of a bitch, didn't we?
501 00:46:35,429 00:46:39,343 I couldn't swim, but I was swimmin', right? I couldn't swim, but I was swimmin', right?
502 00:46:41,393 00:46:43,136 I can! I did it! I can! I did it!
503 00:46:43,270 00:46:45,844 We deserve a lot of damn credit. We deserve a lot of damn credit.
504 00:46:45,982 00:46:49,647 We crossed the Mighty Mo and I want some damn credit. We crossed the Mighty Mo and I want some damn credit.
505 00:46:49,777 00:46:54,570 Supposin' if the catfish in that son of a bitch could eat a pig. Supposin' if the catfish in that son of a bitch could eat a pig.
506 00:46:54,699 00:46:57,154 Or a chicken. Or a chicken.
507 00:46:59,454 00:47:01,493 Get out. Get out.
508 00:47:02,790 00:47:05,246 - Easy, now. - Tom! - Easy, now. - Tom!
509 00:47:07,962 00:47:10,002 Hey, Tom! Hey, Tom!
510 00:47:11,674 00:47:13,216 Huh? Huh?
511 00:47:13,343 00:47:16,758 You're the only rancher who hasn't met the new regulator. You're the only rancher who hasn't met the new regulator.
512 00:47:16,888 00:47:19,509 Tom Logan, Robert E Lee Clayton. Tom Logan, Robert E Lee Clayton.
513 00:47:19,640 00:47:24,053 It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir.
514 00:47:24,187 00:47:26,938 Damn near... sucked my boot off. Damn near... sucked my boot off.
515 00:47:28,691 00:47:30,814 Pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.
516 00:47:30,943 00:47:34,359 Regulator - ain't that like a dry-gulcher? Regulator - ain't that like a dry-gulcher?
517 00:47:35,073 00:47:38,192 That's not the softest term you could use, I'd say. That's not the softest term you could use, I'd say.
518 00:47:38,326 00:47:42,074 Well, a regulator... Correct me if I'm wrong. Well, a regulator... Correct me if I'm wrong.
519 00:47:42,705 00:47:45,077 Isn't a regulator one of these boys Isn't a regulator one of these boys
520 00:47:45,208 00:47:48,327 that shoots people and don't never get near 'em? that shoots people and don't never get near 'em?
521 00:47:48,461 00:47:50,204 That's it. That's it.
522 00:47:52,965 00:47:57,344 Well, what about the binoculars? What are they for? Well, what about the binoculars? What are they for?
523 00:47:58,222 00:48:02,350 Well, I've taken to watchin' funny-lookin' birds. Well, I've taken to watchin' funny-lookin' birds.
524 00:48:03,644 00:48:05,435 I see. I see.
525 00:48:05,562 00:48:07,638 Well, hell, I don't know. Well, hell, I don't know.
526 00:48:07,773 00:48:12,269 I suppose if you didn't get a way off, a mile or so to do the job, I suppose if you didn't get a way off, a mile or so to do the job,
527 00:48:12,403 00:48:14,479 you'd just get messy like I done here. you'd just get messy like I done here.
528 00:48:14,613 00:48:17,484 Easy, Tom. Don't let me down. Easy, Tom. Don't let me down.
529 00:48:17,616 00:48:21,945 I've just heard this from all the other dreamers tryin' to ranch around here. I've just heard this from all the other dreamers tryin' to ranch around here.
530 00:48:22,079 00:48:28,793 Lee, did you ever hit a man from a mile off while he was carryin' a pail of water? Lee, did you ever hit a man from a mile off while he was carryin' a pail of water?
531 00:48:28,919 00:48:31,588 A mile, well... A mile, well...
532 00:48:31,713 00:48:34,251 But I don't remember the pail. But I don't remember the pail.
533 00:48:35,259 00:48:37,002 No, sir. No, sir.
534 00:48:38,387 00:48:42,431 When you hang a man, usually he has a chance to talk, When you hang a man, usually he has a chance to talk,
535 00:48:42,558 00:48:45,808 or say goodbye, write a letter... or say goodbye, write a letter...
536 00:48:46,895 00:48:49,682 Besides, a Creedmore... Besides, a Creedmore...
537 00:48:51,191 00:48:55,521 - It's a Creedmore, isn't it? - It is a Creedmore, and a beautiful one. - It's a Creedmore, isn't it? - It is a Creedmore, and a beautiful one.
538 00:48:55,654 00:48:58,572 Must make a pretty good mess of a human. Must make a pretty good mess of a human.
539 00:48:58,699 00:49:02,281 You hit a guy from 500 yards out, say, You hit a guy from 500 yards out, say,
540 00:49:02,411 00:49:07,618 why, the suddenness of it, he don't have a few seconds to make his act of contrition. why, the suddenness of it, he don't have a few seconds to make his act of contrition.
541 00:49:07,749 00:49:10,372 And you never have to look him in the eye. And you never have to look him in the eye.
542 00:49:10,503 00:49:13,125 Right there, that makes all the difference. Right there, that makes all the difference.
543 00:49:13,256 00:49:17,336 I would disagree, sir. The thing that makes all the difference in the world I would disagree, sir. The thing that makes all the difference in the world
544 00:49:17,469 00:49:21,798 is the fact that it accomplishes the task, you see. is the fact that it accomplishes the task, you see.
545 00:49:22,974 00:49:25,216 This old boy in Wyoming... This old boy in Wyoming...
546 00:49:25,351 00:49:27,143 Whoa. Whoa.
547 00:49:28,021 00:49:32,932 This old boy in Wyoming, he sat down just to pull sandburs out of his trousers, This old boy in Wyoming, he sat down just to pull sandburs out of his trousers,
548 00:49:33,067 00:49:37,480 and his skull suddenly flew into pieces about the size of your thumbnail. and his skull suddenly flew into pieces about the size of your thumbnail.
549 00:49:37,614 00:49:42,359 That was the first time I ever heard the term "regulator". That was the first time I ever heard the term "regulator".
550 00:49:42,494 00:49:45,993 - That was the first time. - First time. - That was the first time. - First time.
551 00:49:49,125 00:49:51,746 What would be your line of work, sir? What would be your line of work, sir?
552 00:49:51,878 00:49:55,128 I was in the implement business up in the Shonkin Sag, I was in the implement business up in the Shonkin Sag,
553 00:49:55,256 00:49:58,625 but I started back in the ranch south of here. but I started back in the ranch south of here.
554 00:49:59,677 00:50:03,177 You started back in? You was before...? You started back in? You was before...?
555 00:50:03,306 00:50:07,719 My family used to have a place, but when they lost it I hired out. My family used to have a place, but when they lost it I hired out.
556 00:50:07,852 00:50:09,928 Oh, I see. Oh, I see.
557 00:50:10,063 00:50:14,191 I certainly wish you good fortune, Mr Logan. I certainly wish you good fortune, Mr Logan.
558 00:50:14,317 00:50:16,808 The times are hard on a small operator. The times are hard on a small operator.
559 00:50:16,945 00:50:18,818 Heyah! Heyah!
560 00:50:20,782 00:50:23,819 I hope the damn horse thieves leave you something. I hope the damn horse thieves leave you something.
561 00:50:23,953 00:50:27,238 - I hope so too. - Good day to you, sir. - I hope so too. - Good day to you, sir.
562 00:50:27,373 00:50:29,661 Bye-bye now. Bye-bye now.
563 00:50:29,792 00:50:33,540 This colt of yours will be all right if you can find a wet mare. This colt of yours will be all right if you can find a wet mare.
564 00:50:33,671 00:50:35,710 - Is the mother dead? - Yeah. - Is the mother dead? - Yeah.
565 00:50:35,839 00:50:39,837 She got bogged down in a mire about a mile from here. She got bogged down in a mire about a mile from here.
566 00:50:39,969 00:50:43,753 - See you later, Tom. Thanks. - All right, Mr Braxton. - See you later, Tom. Thanks. - All right, Mr Braxton.
567 00:50:43,889 00:50:46,559 Damn those hands of mine. Damn those hands of mine.
568 00:50:47,810 00:50:49,849 Good luck, Old Sloppy. Good luck, Old Sloppy.
569 00:51:02,825 00:51:05,031 Must have smelled something. Must have smelled something.
570 00:51:05,160 00:51:09,988 The closer you get towards Canada, the more things eat your horses. The closer you get towards Canada, the more things eat your horses.
571 00:51:10,583 00:51:14,627 Probably smelled a bear or a cat or some damn thing. Probably smelled a bear or a cat or some damn thing.
572 00:51:14,753 00:51:17,458 Either one would go ahead and eat your horse... Either one would go ahead and eat your horse...
573 00:51:17,589 00:51:19,629 Whoa... Whoa...
574 00:51:23,387 00:51:28,843 Damn! I don't know why they had to put Canada way the hell up here. Damn! I don't know why they had to put Canada way the hell up here.
575 00:51:39,404 00:51:41,776 Well, hello, Jane. Well, hello, Jane.
576 00:51:42,907 00:51:44,947 Hello, Tom. Hello, Tom.
577 00:51:46,202 00:51:48,409 I didn't think I'd find you here. I didn't think I'd find you here.
578 00:51:48,538 00:51:52,618 - Why'd you think that? - Cos I haven't seen you. - Why'd you think that? - Cos I haven't seen you.
579 00:51:52,751 00:51:57,662 You thought I was gonna come courtin', didn't ya? You thought I was gonna come courtin', didn't ya?
580 00:51:57,797 00:52:00,205 Maybe so. Mm-hm. Maybe so. Mm-hm.
581 00:52:00,342 00:52:04,838 You was too harsh to me last time. I never kick a dead horse, lady. You was too harsh to me last time. I never kick a dead horse, lady.
582 00:52:08,642 00:52:14,228 That sure is some garden you've started here. Have you had one before? That sure is some garden you've started here. Have you had one before?
583 00:52:14,356 00:52:18,223 No. My aunt had one and I kinda took it over. No. My aunt had one and I kinda took it over.
584 00:52:19,444 00:52:21,982 I ain't half bad at it though. I ain't half bad at it though.
585 00:52:22,113 00:52:24,153 No. No.
586 00:52:27,285 00:52:30,452 Why don't you get down off your horse? Why don't you get down off your horse?
587 00:52:30,580 00:52:32,620 I will, thank you. I will, thank you.
588 00:52:36,544 00:52:40,672 You're a lot nicer than you was before. Why is that? You're a lot nicer than you was before. Why is that?
589 00:52:42,467 00:52:47,509 Well, you didn't come courtin' me like I figured you would, and... Well, you didn't come courtin' me like I figured you would, and...
590 00:52:47,640 00:52:49,882 I'm... I'm...
591 00:52:50,017 00:52:52,259 You're what? You're what?
592 00:52:52,395 00:52:55,645 I'm tryin' to revive your interest. I'm tryin' to revive your interest.
593 00:52:55,773 00:52:58,442 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
594 00:52:58,567 00:53:03,313 Well... come here a minute and I'll show you something. Well... come here a minute and I'll show you something.
595 00:53:08,786 00:53:10,825 All right. All right.
596 00:53:11,747 00:53:13,787 Now lift that up. Now lift that up.
597 00:53:29,640 00:53:32,807 Close her down. Garden's watered. Close her down. Garden's watered.
598 00:53:36,147 00:53:39,017 I admire you. I admire you.
599 00:53:39,150 00:53:43,693 Come in the house. I'll make you a cup of chinee tea. Come in the house. I'll make you a cup of chinee tea.
600 00:53:43,821 00:53:45,860 Chinese tea? Chinese tea?
601 00:53:56,292 00:54:00,421 Northern Pacific Railroad. Where did you get these? Northern Pacific Railroad. Where did you get these?
602 00:54:00,547 00:54:02,586 Just souvenirs. Just souvenirs.
603 00:54:10,390 00:54:12,430 Mm... Mm...
604 00:54:13,393 00:54:16,264 How long does the tea take? How long does the tea take?
605 00:54:16,396 00:54:18,638 Five or ten minutes. Five or ten minutes.
606 00:54:23,403 00:54:25,859 Can I come over there? Can I come over there?
607 00:54:29,826 00:54:32,911 I'll come over there if you ask me to. I'll come over there if you ask me to.
608 00:54:40,170 00:54:42,577 Let's go over there. Let's go over there.
609 00:54:48,720 00:54:51,045 You sure about that? You sure about that?
610 00:54:54,142 00:54:56,182 That's right. That's right.
611 00:54:58,355 00:55:01,225 How do you know you're sure about that? How do you know you're sure about that?
612 00:55:02,359 00:55:04,601 Well, why do you think? Well, why do you think?
613 00:55:07,072 00:55:11,485 Cos that's the reason why you come out here in the first place. Cos that's the reason why you come out here in the first place.
614 00:55:13,329 00:55:15,369 That's right. That's right.
615 00:55:18,459 00:55:21,164 This here tea's gonna get black as ink. This here tea's gonna get black as ink.
616 00:55:25,424 00:55:28,710 We'll write somebody a letter with it. We'll write somebody a letter with it.
617 00:55:31,472 00:55:34,390 Let's write your father a letter. Let's write your father a letter.
618 00:55:34,517 00:55:39,262 Tell him that you're the prisoner of the chinee tea slavers. Tell him that you're the prisoner of the chinee tea slavers.
619 00:56:13,472 00:56:16,343 Would you like to do this? Would you like to do this?
620 00:56:19,020 00:56:22,271 Yeah... I would like to. Yeah... I would like to.
621 00:56:23,483 00:56:26,021 That's what I would like to do. That's what I would like to do.
622 00:56:35,954 00:56:37,994 Sorry. Sorry.
623 00:57:15,827 00:57:17,867 God. God.
624 00:57:18,080 00:57:20,405 God, God. God, God.
625 00:57:34,764 00:57:37,172 Sniper, sniper, sniper. Sniper, sniper, sniper.
626 00:58:21,853 00:58:25,056 Goddamn. They're pretty. Goddamn. They're pretty.
627 00:58:25,189 00:58:29,021 Yeah. They're neat little bastards, ain't they? Yeah. They're neat little bastards, ain't they?
628 00:58:30,027 00:58:33,313 Oh, boy. There's more of 'em than I expected. Oh, boy. There's more of 'em than I expected.
629 00:58:33,448 00:58:37,196 Yeah. Do you suppose them catfish ever look up? Yeah. Do you suppose them catfish ever look up?
630 00:58:37,326 00:58:40,197 - Piss on them. - From up here? - Piss on them. - From up here?
631 00:58:42,957 00:58:44,997 Sh! Sh!
632 00:58:47,880 00:58:50,371 Supposed to be the best police in the world. Supposed to be the best police in the world.
633 00:58:50,507 00:58:54,422 - They don't scare me. - Me neither. - They don't scare me. - Me neither.
634 00:58:54,553 00:58:59,049 Let's take these horses to the home of the brave and the land of the free. Let's take these horses to the home of the brave and the land of the free.
635 00:58:59,183 00:59:00,381 - Not today. - What? - Not today. - What?
636 00:59:00,517 00:59:02,843 Not today! Not today!
637 00:59:02,978 00:59:05,018 Goddamn. Goddamn.
638 00:59:10,697 00:59:14,777 I'm gonna have an awful lot of explaining to do when I get home. I'm gonna have an awful lot of explaining to do when I get home.
639 00:59:14,910 00:59:18,528 But I'm not gonna lie my way out of this one. But I'm not gonna lie my way out of this one.
640 00:59:18,663 00:59:20,905 Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
641 00:59:21,041 00:59:24,410 - Which one? - I'm gonna lie my way out of it. - Which one? - I'm gonna lie my way out of it.
642 00:59:26,087 00:59:28,709 - Where'd she go? - Who? - Where'd she go? - Who?
643 00:59:28,840 00:59:31,711 - Your ma. - Oh... - Your ma. - Oh...
644 00:59:31,843 00:59:36,552 Well, she listened very carefully to my father for about three years, Well, she listened very carefully to my father for about three years,
645 00:59:36,681 00:59:38,259 weighed every word, weighed every word,
646 00:59:38,391 00:59:44,560 and then she up and ran off with the first unreasonable man that she could find. and then she up and ran off with the first unreasonable man that she could find.
647 00:59:44,689 00:59:50,525 Wait a minute. Stop. This is a nice way to ride, but I know a much better way. Wait a minute. Stop. This is a nice way to ride, but I know a much better way.
648 00:59:51,696 00:59:54,152 Where are you goin'? Where are you goin'?
649 01:00:00,456 01:00:02,496 Ooh! Ooh!
650 01:00:03,709 01:00:07,161 - Well, that is clever. - Yeah. - Well, that is clever. - Yeah.
651 01:00:07,296 01:00:10,131 Would you say that this is lewd conduct? Would you say that this is lewd conduct?
652 01:00:11,092 01:00:13,334 Well, I couldn't say for sure. Well, I couldn't say for sure.
653 01:00:14,554 01:00:19,014 My father has a library full of law books, cos he believes in the law. My father has a library full of law books, cos he believes in the law.
654 01:00:19,141 01:00:22,724 He says that we haven't got any law up here yet. He says that we haven't got any law up here yet.
655 01:00:24,147 01:00:26,638 What brings that to your mind? What brings that to your mind?
656 01:00:26,774 01:00:32,563 Because in one of those law books of his, there's a whole section on lewd conduct. Because in one of those law books of his, there's a whole section on lewd conduct.
657 01:00:32,697 01:00:36,611 - What about it? - It's against the law. - What about it? - It's against the law.
658 01:00:43,833 01:00:46,454 Are you an outlaw? Are you an outlaw?
659 01:00:49,589 01:00:56,386 I'm a jackpot rancher with a milk cow and 100 square foot of root vegetables. Why? I'm a jackpot rancher with a milk cow and 100 square foot of root vegetables. Why?
660 01:00:56,512 01:01:00,806 - Why do you have so many guns? - Because I'm a sportsman. - Why do you have so many guns? - Because I'm a sportsman.
661 01:01:02,560 01:01:05,430 Why do you have a sawed-off shotgun? Why do you have a sawed-off shotgun?
662 01:01:06,439 01:01:09,938 Well, because I'm a sawed-off sportsman. Well, because I'm a sawed-off sportsman.
663 01:01:12,196 01:01:15,446 Well, something has sure started in my thinking, Well, something has sure started in my thinking,
664 01:01:15,574 01:01:21,030 and I don't know why we should go on if you're just gonna end up dead. and I don't know why we should go on if you're just gonna end up dead.
665 01:01:22,372 01:01:24,661 Whoa. Whoa.
666 01:01:24,791 01:01:29,584 Can we get down here for a while and talk? Can we get down here for a while and talk?
667 01:01:32,090 01:01:34,760 - Yeah. OK. - You can make it? - Yeah. OK. - You can make it?
668 01:02:17,469 01:02:21,882 * When the trumpet of the Lord shall sound and time shall be no more * When the trumpet of the Lord shall sound and time shall be no more
669 01:02:22,015 01:02:25,931 * And the morning breaks eternal, bright and fair * And the morning breaks eternal, bright and fair
670 01:02:26,062 01:02:30,012 * And the chosen ones shall gather over on the other shore * And the chosen ones shall gather over on the other shore
671 01:02:30,149 01:02:34,277 * And the roll is called up yonder I'll be there * And the roll is called up yonder I'll be there
672 01:02:34,404 01:02:38,651 * When the roll is called up yonder * When the roll is called up yonder
673 01:02:38,783 01:02:43,077 * When the roll is called up yonder... * When the roll is called up yonder...
674 01:02:43,204 01:02:47,249 Now they've locked in with Jesus. Let's do it. Now they've locked in with Jesus. Let's do it.
675 01:02:47,375 01:02:53,579 - Makes me feel real safe and peaceful. - Well, that's what Sundays are for. - Makes me feel real safe and peaceful. - Well, that's what Sundays are for.
676 01:04:27,226 01:04:30,642 For the best police in the world, Mounties are dumber than sticks. For the best police in the world, Mounties are dumber than sticks.
677 01:04:30,771 01:04:32,348 We just left 'em nothin'. We just left 'em nothin'.
678 01:04:32,481 01:04:34,687 Ha-ha! Whoo! Ha-ha! Whoo!
679 01:04:54,796 01:04:57,287 Damn. Damn.
680 01:04:57,424 01:05:01,207 Shouldn't crawl up on people like that. Shouldn't crawl up on people like that.
681 01:05:01,344 01:05:04,594 Well, I'm not the crawlin' kind. Well, I'm not the crawlin' kind.
682 01:05:04,722 01:05:09,550 I was just passin' by and I thought I'd ask you a question or two. I was just passin' by and I thought I'd ask you a question or two.
683 01:05:09,686 01:05:14,063 There was a family of Logans out of Kaycee, Wyoming. There was a family of Logans out of Kaycee, Wyoming.
684 01:05:14,190 01:05:17,559 There was four brothers. The youngest was a kid named Lonnie. There was four brothers. The youngest was a kid named Lonnie.
685 01:05:17,694 01:05:19,852 They was all pretty quick, They was all pretty quick,
686 01:05:19,988 01:05:22,692 except for Lonnie - he was a fiddle player, and... except for Lonnie - he was a fiddle player, and...
687 01:05:22,824 01:05:25,279 They killed him off right quick. They killed him off right quick.
688 01:05:25,410 01:05:29,075 Some of the ranchers had found him thievin' or something like that. Some of the ranchers had found him thievin' or something like that.
689 01:05:29,205 01:05:33,867 Anyway, I was wonderin'... would they be kin to ya? Anyway, I was wonderin'... would they be kin to ya?
690 01:05:34,002 01:05:35,875 No. No. No. No.
691 01:05:36,004 01:05:40,464 Well, I didn't think so because you don't carry a gun. Well, I didn't think so because you don't carry a gun.
692 01:05:40,592 01:05:42,631 No, I never carry a gun. No, I never carry a gun.
693 01:05:45,305 01:05:47,381 I never wear a gun neither. I never wear a gun neither.
694 01:05:47,515 01:05:52,142 Oh, once in a while I carry this little darlin' around. Oh, once in a while I carry this little darlin' around.
695 01:05:52,270 01:05:56,731 She's almost like a poem. You know, it's all hand-done. She's almost like a poem. You know, it's all hand-done.
696 01:05:56,858 01:05:59,183 Etched, you know, scratched in silver. Etched, you know, scratched in silver.
697 01:05:59,319 01:06:02,404 Oh, she's a beauty. Made for the president of Mexico. Oh, she's a beauty. Made for the president of Mexico.
698 01:06:02,531 01:06:04,939 I diverted it for a hundred-dollar bill. I diverted it for a hundred-dollar bill.
699 01:06:05,075 01:06:07,946 But it doesn't shoot worth a damn. But it doesn't shoot worth a damn.
700 01:06:09,830 01:06:15,417 Some damn fool came along and filed off the top of the front sight. Some damn fool came along and filed off the top of the front sight.
701 01:06:17,922 01:06:21,255 And you have to sort of play with it. And you have to sort of play with it.
702 01:06:25,513 01:06:27,719 It isn't easy. It isn't easy.
703 01:06:27,848 01:06:30,173 Have a look at the rope. Have a look at the rope.
704 01:06:34,563 01:06:36,022 Not bad. Not bad.
705 01:06:36,148 01:06:38,188 There's one left. There's one left.
706 01:06:46,617 01:06:48,656 I doubt it. I doubt it.
707 01:07:07,137 01:07:09,177 You're smart. You're smart.
708 01:07:11,475 01:07:13,516 Farmers ain't smart. Farmers ain't smart.
709 01:07:13,645 01:07:17,180 I don't know exactly where you came from or what you were doing, I don't know exactly where you came from or what you were doing,
710 01:07:17,315 01:07:23,400 but I think you ought to go back to it, because you can't farm worth spit. but I think you ought to go back to it, because you can't farm worth spit.
711 01:07:27,367 01:07:31,032 Unless... unless you lost your nerve. Unless... unless you lost your nerve.
712 01:07:32,038 01:07:36,784 In that case, cabbages is just what the doctor ordered. In that case, cabbages is just what the doctor ordered.
713 01:07:43,967 01:07:47,300 Is your nerve gone? Is your nerve gone?
714 01:07:47,429 01:07:49,884 Is your nerve gone? Is your nerve gone?
715 01:07:53,476 01:07:55,516 Yah! Yah!
716 01:07:58,064 01:08:00,104 Easy, easy! Easy, easy!
717 01:08:04,446 01:08:08,146 We're home, boys. We'll bed down soon. We're home, boys. We'll bed down soon.
718 01:08:08,283 01:08:10,952 How we gonna get 'em to swim across the Mighty Mo? How we gonna get 'em to swim across the Mighty Mo?
719 01:08:11,077 01:08:13,995 If you can get one or two to go, they'll all go. If you can get one or two to go, they'll all go.
720 01:08:14,122 01:08:17,206 Here's the breaks. Come on! Here's the breaks. Come on!
721 01:08:17,334 01:08:20,085 Back in the USA! What a relief. Back in the USA! What a relief.
722 01:08:24,383 01:08:25,628 Hey! Hey!
723 01:08:26,260 01:08:28,300 Slow, boys. Slow, boys.
724 01:08:32,767 01:08:34,225 Mounties! Mounties!
725 01:08:36,145 01:08:38,850 Come on. Let's get outta here. Come on. Let's get outta here.
726 01:08:38,981 01:08:40,855 Get down. Get down.
727 01:08:43,235 01:08:45,109 Let's get outta here. Let's get outta here.
728 01:08:46,906 01:08:48,945 Come on! Yah! Yah! Come on! Yah! Yah!
729 01:08:57,041 01:08:58,701 Agh! Agh!
730 01:09:05,007 01:09:07,047 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
731 01:09:40,001 01:09:43,584 Wonder where Little Tod got himself off to. Wonder where Little Tod got himself off to.
732 01:09:45,132 01:09:47,171 I don't know. I don't know.
733 01:09:48,468 01:09:51,588 I don't know where my finger is either. I don't know where my finger is either.
734 01:09:52,180 01:09:58,135 Them Mounties... followed us right into the United States of America, Them Mounties... followed us right into the United States of America,
735 01:09:58,270 01:10:00,309 got their horses back. got their horses back.
736 01:10:01,523 01:10:03,931 It's not even legal! It's not even legal!
737 01:10:05,235 01:10:11,439 Tie that hand up and let's move. Maybe we'll meet Little Tod at the Snake's Cross. Tie that hand up and let's move. Maybe we'll meet Little Tod at the Snake's Cross.
738 01:11:36,536 01:11:38,409 Come on. Come on.
739 01:11:38,538 01:11:40,577 Come on. Go! Go! Come on. Go! Go!
740 01:12:39,391 01:12:41,265 Whoa, there. Whoa, there.
741 01:12:47,107 01:12:50,191 Do you always get off your horse that way? Do you always get off your horse that way?
742 01:12:52,321 01:12:55,108 I'm not chasin' you. I'm not chasin' you.
743 01:12:55,240 01:12:59,653 - Who did you think was after you? - This is the haunt of thieves and killers. - Who did you think was after you? - This is the haunt of thieves and killers.
744 01:12:59,786 01:13:02,028 Oh, shit. Here. Oh, shit. Here.
745 01:13:02,831 01:13:08,916 This ain't the haunt of nothin' but diamondbacks and old farts like me. This ain't the haunt of nothin' but diamondbacks and old farts like me.
746 01:13:09,880 01:13:13,629 - Who are ya? - My name's Jim Ferguson. - Who are ya? - My name's Jim Ferguson.
747 01:13:14,636 01:13:17,257 I'm pleased to meet you. What's your name? I'm pleased to meet you. What's your name?
748 01:13:17,388 01:13:19,345 Tod La Frambois. Tod La Frambois.
749 01:13:19,474 01:13:21,513 La Frambois. La Frambois.
750 01:13:22,894 01:13:26,512 - What's your trade, Mr La Frambois? - Trade? - What's your trade, Mr La Frambois? - Trade?
751 01:13:26,648 01:13:31,025 Well, I been in the... farm implement business. Well, I been in the... farm implement business.
752 01:13:31,152 01:13:36,491 Now I'm lookin' to get on with the ranch. Maybe down around Absaroka. Now I'm lookin' to get on with the ranch. Maybe down around Absaroka.
753 01:13:37,200 01:13:39,655 That'd be over that way. That'd be over that way.
754 01:13:45,541 01:13:49,954 I tell you what. I got a nice hare on a stick over here. I tell you what. I got a nice hare on a stick over here.
755 01:13:52,090 01:13:54,129 Let's go have a bite to eat. Let's go have a bite to eat.
756 01:13:54,258 01:13:56,928 - Well... thank you. - Come on. - Well... thank you. - Come on.
757 01:14:07,897 01:14:13,900 * Life is like a mountain railway * Life is like a mountain railway
758 01:14:14,654 01:14:20,906 * With an engineer that's brave * With an engineer that's brave
759 01:14:21,828 01:14:28,448 * We must make this run successful * We must make this run successful
760 01:14:28,585 01:14:35,632 * From the cradle to the grave * From the cradle to the grave
761 01:14:35,759 01:14:42,509 * Heed the curves, the fills, the tunnels * Heed the curves, the fills, the tunnels
762 01:14:42,641 01:14:47,884 * Never falter, never quail * Never falter, never quail
763 01:14:48,021 01:14:49,895 Never quail. Never quail.
764 01:14:50,023 01:14:56,192 * Keep your hand upon the throttle * Keep your hand upon the throttle
765 01:14:56,321 01:15:02,775 * And your eye upon the rail * And your eye upon the rail
766 01:15:04,913 01:15:07,155 - Sweet song. - Yeah. - Sweet song. - Yeah.
767 01:15:09,501 01:15:14,875 Do you believe that life is like a mountain railroad, Mr La Frambois? Do you believe that life is like a mountain railroad, Mr La Frambois?
768 01:15:16,216 01:15:19,301 All I know, Jim, is that... All I know, Jim, is that...
769 01:15:19,428 01:15:22,879 life is not like anything I ever seen before. life is not like anything I ever seen before.
770 01:15:24,808 01:15:26,848 Yes. Yes.
771 01:15:28,896 01:15:34,186 It's really strange runnin' into a preacher out here, in this hellhole. It's really strange runnin' into a preacher out here, in this hellhole.
772 01:15:34,902 01:15:39,446 I believe that life is like a mountain railway, I believe that life is like a mountain railway,
773 01:15:39,574 01:15:43,025 but not for the reasons in the song. but not for the reasons in the song.
774 01:15:43,870 01:15:46,278 I think life is like a mountain railway I think life is like a mountain railway
775 01:15:46,414 01:15:51,919 cos you don't have no idea what sleazy son of a bitch got his hand on the throttle. cos you don't have no idea what sleazy son of a bitch got his hand on the throttle.
776 01:15:52,045 01:15:55,877 That's a real strange attitude for a preacher. That's a real strange attitude for a preacher.
777 01:16:00,136 01:16:02,627 Yep. Yep.
778 01:16:02,764 01:16:05,219 I ain't no preacher. I ain't no preacher.
779 01:16:11,064 01:16:12,855 What do you do? What do you do?
780 01:16:12,982 01:16:16,897 I'm about a quarter-ass horse thief. I'm about a quarter-ass horse thief.
781 01:16:17,028 01:16:20,479 Anything to get some grits in my stomach. Anything to get some grits in my stomach.
782 01:16:20,615 01:16:23,367 Not doin' too good at it neither. Not doin' too good at it neither.
783 01:16:23,493 01:16:26,862 Otherwise I wouldn't be eatin' hare. Otherwise I wouldn't be eatin' hare.
784 01:16:26,996 01:16:29,452 I'd be in Dodge City, I'd be in Dodge City,
785 01:16:29,582 01:16:33,414 playin' with them big asses, drinkin' champagne. playin' with them big asses, drinkin' champagne.
786 01:16:36,089 01:16:39,624 What about yourself there, Tod? What about yourself there, Tod?
787 01:16:39,759 01:16:41,752 What do you do? What do you do?
788 01:16:41,886 01:16:47,925 Well, there's really nothin' to say. I'm a single man. Implement business. Well, there's really nothin' to say. I'm a single man. Implement business.
789 01:16:50,396 01:16:54,263 - Where you got this implement business? - It's in Big Sandy. - Where you got this implement business? - It's in Big Sandy.
790 01:16:54,400 01:16:56,973 No, I mean the Shonkin Sag. No, I mean the Shonkin Sag.
791 01:16:57,111 01:16:59,862 No, I mean Big Sandy. Big... No, I mean Big Sandy. Big...
792 01:17:03,117 01:17:05,952 I was raised up in Big Sandy. I was raised up in Big Sandy.
793 01:17:06,078 01:17:10,407 There ain't a teeny-weeny implement business in Big Sandy, There ain't a teeny-weeny implement business in Big Sandy,
794 01:17:10,541 01:17:13,210 and not in Shonkin Sag neither. and not in Shonkin Sag neither.
795 01:17:15,546 01:17:20,623 Mr Ferguson, I'm really grateful to you for your hospitality and everything, Mr Ferguson, I'm really grateful to you for your hospitality and everything,
796 01:17:20,759 01:17:23,879 but my line of work is none of your damn business. but my line of work is none of your damn business.
797 01:17:24,013 01:17:28,591 I'm sorry, Tod. I didn't mean to get you all riled up like that. I'm sorry, Tod. I didn't mean to get you all riled up like that.
798 01:17:28,726 01:17:31,098 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.
799 01:17:31,228 01:17:36,139 Maybe one of these days, I'll get a chance to cook your supper for you. Maybe one of these days, I'll get a chance to cook your supper for you.
800 01:17:36,275 01:17:39,858 Hah! Hooray for a free dang meal. Hah! Hooray for a free dang meal.
801 01:17:42,031 01:17:43,311 Good. Good.
802 01:17:43,449 01:17:45,488 Thank God. Thank God.
803 01:17:51,165 01:17:53,786 I hope you keep my business to yourself too. I hope you keep my business to yourself too.
804 01:17:53,918 01:17:56,206 Hey. You got my word. Hey. You got my word.
805 01:17:57,212 01:17:59,750 That's good enough. That's good enough.
806 01:18:45,679 01:18:49,048 What the hell's goin' on here? What the hell's goin' on here?
807 01:18:49,182 01:18:52,931 Goddamn. What the hell's the matter with you? Goddamn. What the hell's the matter with you?
808 01:18:53,061 01:18:56,394 Something... I don't know... Something... I don't know...
809 01:18:56,523 01:18:59,310 Tryin' to get some sleep here. Tryin' to get some sleep here.
810 01:19:11,204 01:19:14,574 I want you to cinch up good on the knot there. I want you to cinch up good on the knot there.
811 01:19:14,709 01:19:17,745 - Yeah, I did. - All right, now don't have fear. - Yeah, I did. - All right, now don't have fear.
812 01:19:17,878 01:19:20,749 This is the way my daddy taught me, now. This is the way my daddy taught me, now.
813 01:19:23,217 01:19:26,253 Easy aces, now. Come on. Easy aces, now. Come on.
814 01:19:26,387 01:19:28,629 Come on. Come on.
815 01:19:31,434 01:19:35,182 - This is the part I hate. I can't swim a lick. - Come on. - This is the part I hate. I can't swim a lick. - Come on.
816 01:19:35,313 01:19:37,352 - What do I do? - Now slide off. - What do I do? - Now slide off.
817 01:19:37,481 01:19:41,182 Slide off. Let her go. Let the horse go. Don't hold on. Slide off. Let her go. Let the horse go. Don't hold on.
818 01:19:41,319 01:19:44,154 - That's it. Now we're doin' it. - Whoo-hoo! - That's it. Now we're doin' it. - Whoo-hoo!
819 01:19:44,280 01:19:46,949 I got you now. I got you now.
820 01:19:47,074 01:19:49,114 Damn! Damn!
821 01:19:50,327 01:19:53,696 - Hell, this is easy. - Up on that beast now. - Hell, this is easy. - Up on that beast now.
822 01:19:55,374 01:19:57,533 You're halfway to the barn now, laddie. You're halfway to the barn now, laddie.
823 01:19:57,668 01:20:00,206 - Halfway. - Yee-hah! - Halfway. - Yee-hah!
824 01:20:00,338 01:20:03,706 Come on! We've cut that son of a bitch. Come on! We've cut that son of a bitch.
825 01:20:05,926 01:20:09,011 We cut that goddamn thing slicker than butter. We cut that goddamn thing slicker than butter.
826 01:20:09,138 01:20:12,507 Listen, you go on ahead now. Listen, you go on ahead now.
827 01:20:12,641 01:20:15,595 You go on over there and I'll secure the rope here. You go on over there and I'll secure the rope here.
828 01:20:15,728 01:20:18,017 - You got a good hold on that? - Yeah. - You got a good hold on that? - Yeah.
829 01:20:18,147 01:20:23,651 You get goin' now, and then you pull me in case something happens to me. You get goin' now, and then you pull me in case something happens to me.
830 01:20:23,778 01:20:25,818 Yah! Yah!
831 01:20:26,656 01:20:28,614 Let her go now. Let her go now.
832 01:20:29,117 01:20:31,157 I don't know about this. I don't know about this.
833 01:20:33,705 01:20:36,196 That's it. Go ahead. That's it. Go ahead.
834 01:20:36,333 01:20:37,412 In you go. In you go.
835 01:20:37,542 01:20:40,164 Damn horse won't swim. Come on. Damn horse won't swim. Come on.
836 01:20:40,295 01:20:43,082 - Dig your heels in now. - This isn't bad at all. - Dig your heels in now. - This isn't bad at all.
837 01:20:43,215 01:20:44,329 Yah! Yah!
838 01:20:45,217 01:20:47,209 I can't swim. Bring me in. I can't swim. Bring me in.
839 01:20:47,344 01:20:50,261 Now, you dirt turkey, are you gonna talk to me? Now, you dirt turkey, are you gonna talk to me?
840 01:20:50,389 01:20:53,176 You gonna tell me somethin' now? You gonna tell me somethin' now?
841 01:20:53,308 01:20:58,136 Listen, son, you got two choices now. Drink this muddy son of a bitch, Listen, son, you got two choices now. Drink this muddy son of a bitch,
842 01:20:58,271 01:21:01,225 or tell me about Tom Logan and your goddamn rustlin'. or tell me about Tom Logan and your goddamn rustlin'.
843 01:21:01,358 01:21:03,765 You... You son... You... You son...
844 01:21:03,902 01:21:07,271 - I'm gonna give you one... - I'm not gonna say anything. - I'm gonna give you one... - I'm not gonna say anything.
845 01:21:07,406 01:21:09,861 Mr La Frambois, one. Mr La Frambois, one.
846 01:21:12,577 01:21:13,740 Agh! Agh!
847 01:21:24,297 01:21:26,539 Adios, amigo. Adios, amigo.
848 01:22:05,339 01:22:07,415 That's Little Tod's horse. That's Little Tod's horse.
849 01:22:07,550 01:22:09,792 Damned if it ain't. Damned if it ain't.
850 01:22:14,682 01:22:17,885 What happened? Did he get bucked off or what? What happened? Did he get bucked off or what?
851 01:22:18,686 01:22:20,726 - I don't know. - Cal? - I don't know. - Cal?
852 01:22:24,400 01:22:27,567 - What is it? - What the hell's goin' on? - What is it? - What the hell's goin' on?
853 01:22:27,695 01:22:29,901 Let's get inside. Let's get inside.
854 01:22:33,576 01:22:37,490 - What's happening? - Lee Clayton. Lee Clayton! - What's happening? - Lee Clayton. Lee Clayton!
855 01:22:41,125 01:22:45,538 Come here, Sandy, old girl. We're goin' to a picnic. Come here, Sandy, old girl. We're goin' to a picnic.
856 01:22:52,930 01:22:54,721 He never will close that gate. He never will close that gate.
857 01:22:54,848 01:22:58,431 It wasn't near as gloomy around here when we only had rustlers. It wasn't near as gloomy around here when we only had rustlers.
858 01:22:58,560 01:23:02,724 Never seen nothin' like him. Come on. Never seen nothin' like him. Come on.
859 01:23:02,856 01:23:06,854 Never thought Mr Braxton would call in a man like that. Never thought Mr Braxton would call in a man like that.
860 01:23:16,870 01:23:20,120 I presume you've had an enlightening trip. I presume you've had an enlightening trip.
861 01:23:20,249 01:23:21,992 Mm... Mm...
862 01:23:23,418 01:23:26,704 Well, what kind of trip did you have? Well, what kind of trip did you have?
863 01:23:29,841 01:23:32,379 What did you learn? What did you learn?
864 01:23:32,511 01:23:38,347 Lower your voice. I feel an attack of gas and that could be perilous to both of us. Lower your voice. I feel an attack of gas and that could be perilous to both of us.
865 01:23:38,475 01:23:40,717 That's good. That's good.
866 01:23:44,940 01:23:47,431 What did you learn? What did you learn?
867 01:23:50,153 01:23:54,899 The one man that could have told me something didn't tell me nothing, The one man that could have told me something didn't tell me nothing,
868 01:23:55,033 01:23:58,865 and then he upped and drowned himself in the Missouri River. and then he upped and drowned himself in the Missouri River.
869 01:24:00,664 01:24:03,156 You've got no further than we did without you. You've got no further than we did without you.
870 01:24:03,293 01:24:07,242 Oh, I can track a bluebottle fly right up your nose. Oh, I can track a bluebottle fly right up your nose.
871 01:24:07,380 01:24:11,247 And I've taken to trackin' what people are thinkin'. And I've taken to trackin' what people are thinkin'.
872 01:24:11,384 01:24:13,709 Where's your wife? Where's your wife?
873 01:24:13,845 01:24:16,514 What has that got to... Damn it! What has that got to... Damn it!
874 01:24:17,557 01:24:20,012 I detest your impertinence. I detest your impertinence.
875 01:24:20,143 01:24:24,769 You stay out of my private life, you lilac-smellin' son of a bitch. You stay out of my private life, you lilac-smellin' son of a bitch.
876 01:24:26,691 01:24:30,309 You ain't the first mental wizard I ever met, you know. You ain't the first mental wizard I ever met, you know.
877 01:24:30,445 01:24:33,979 I've met ranchers, outlaws, stock detectives I've met ranchers, outlaws, stock detectives
878 01:24:34,115 01:24:37,982 who thought they was mental wizards like yourself. who thought they was mental wizards like yourself.
879 01:24:38,119 01:24:42,330 There was one thing I could never understand and that was... There was one thing I could never understand and that was...
880 01:24:42,457 01:24:45,742 "Why can't they hang on to their women?" "Why can't they hang on to their women?"
881 01:24:45,877 01:24:49,709 You're beginning to rave. And you're beginning to bore me. You're beginning to rave. And you're beginning to bore me.
882 01:24:49,839 01:24:51,915 So you're gonna stop. So you're gonna stop.
883 01:24:52,050 01:24:55,004 You're gonna stop spying on me and on my family. You're gonna stop spying on me and on my family.
884 01:24:55,136 01:24:57,425 You were never hired to do that. You were never hired to do that.
885 01:24:57,555 01:24:59,963 I do not, and Jane does not, I do not, and Jane does not,
886 01:25:00,099 01:25:03,931 and the dozen dolts who work for me do not steal horses. and the dozen dolts who work for me do not steal horses.
887 01:25:06,064 01:25:09,100 But somebody does, don't he? But somebody does, don't he?
888 01:25:31,507 01:25:34,958 Well, there's a sight for sore eyes. Well, there's a sight for sore eyes.
889 01:25:36,053 01:25:37,962 - Cal! - Long time, Logan. - Cal! - Long time, Logan.
890 01:25:38,097 01:25:42,177 Cal, I want you to meet a good friend of mine. Jane Braxton. Cal, I want you to meet a good friend of mine. Jane Braxton.
891 01:25:42,309 01:25:45,595 - How do? - Pleased to make your acquaintance. - How do? - Pleased to make your acquaintance.
892 01:25:45,729 01:25:49,063 She was born and bred here, Cal, and ready for city lights. She was born and bred here, Cal, and ready for city lights.
893 01:25:49,191 01:25:52,525 Pretty ladies should have what they want. Pretty ladies should have what they want.
894 01:25:52,653 01:25:55,938 - How's the ranch comin', Tom? - You want a tour? - How's the ranch comin', Tom? - You want a tour?
895 01:25:57,491 01:25:59,982 Sure do. Sure do.
896 01:26:00,119 01:26:02,574 I'll see you later. Bye. I'll see you later. Bye.
897 01:26:13,215 01:26:16,833 Cal, come on, I'll show you the orchard. Come on, buddy. Cal, come on, I'll show you the orchard. Come on, buddy.
898 01:26:16,969 01:26:20,669 This little bastard was in sorry shape before I got to it. This little bastard was in sorry shape before I got to it.
899 01:26:20,806 01:26:25,551 These trees wouldn't have turned out a peck of apples apiece. These trees wouldn't have turned out a peck of apples apiece.
900 01:26:25,686 01:26:30,265 No wonder that guy's makin' barrels in town. He wasn't running this place right. No wonder that guy's makin' barrels in town. He wasn't running this place right.
901 01:26:30,400 01:26:33,317 This tree was all full of scale and blight. This tree was all full of scale and blight.
902 01:26:33,445 01:26:39,814 These limbs I dug out of here had borers in 'em and insect eggs all over everything. These limbs I dug out of here had borers in 'em and insect eggs all over everything.
903 01:26:39,951 01:26:41,778 It was... It was...
904 01:26:44,289 01:26:46,958 Little Tod didn't come home. Little Tod didn't come home.
905 01:26:54,841 01:26:56,964 What the hell are you doin'? What the hell are you doin'?
906 01:26:57,093 01:27:03,178 What difference does it make whether blight or borers eat up this whole ranch? What difference does it make whether blight or borers eat up this whole ranch?
907 01:27:05,560 01:27:08,229 Well, Cal, I just have to say it. Well, Cal, I just have to say it.
908 01:27:10,482 01:27:13,767 I'd prefer that they didn't ruin the orchard. I'd prefer that they didn't ruin the orchard.
909 01:27:25,955 01:27:28,411 Poor Little Tod. Poor Little Tod.
910 01:27:46,143 01:27:48,978 Gimme that cartridge. Gimme that cartridge.
911 01:27:53,150 01:27:57,362 That girl's old man hired Lee Clayton, didn't he? That girl's old man hired Lee Clayton, didn't he?
912 01:27:59,532 01:28:02,319 Yeah. He did. Yeah. He did.
913 01:28:02,451 01:28:05,986 What about her? Where's her husband at? What about her? Where's her husband at?
914 01:28:06,121 01:28:09,621 She don't have a husband. She don't need one. She don't have a husband. She don't need one.
915 01:28:09,750 01:28:12,502 She don't need one. She don't need one.
916 01:28:12,628 01:28:16,163 Boy, you're pretty far gone, ain't ya? Boy, you're pretty far gone, ain't ya?
917 01:28:16,298 01:28:21,672 - It's the way it happens, isn't it, Cal? - I wouldn't know. - It's the way it happens, isn't it, Cal? - I wouldn't know.
918 01:28:21,804 01:28:25,552 Not since that dog of mine put his tongue on the butter. Not since that dog of mine put his tongue on the butter.
919 01:28:47,329 01:28:49,369 Where's Lee Clayton? Is he here? Where's Lee Clayton? Is he here?
920 01:28:49,498 01:28:53,828 You betcha. Moved right in. Made himself at home. Boy! You betcha. Moved right in. Made himself at home. Boy!
921 01:28:56,840 01:28:58,879 Robert Lee? Robert Lee?
922 01:29:23,533 01:29:25,775 Robert Lee. Robert Lee.
923 01:29:30,373 01:29:35,498 You know, the old man built this tub for the old lady, and she ran out on him. You know, the old man built this tub for the old lady, and she ran out on him.
924 01:29:35,629 01:29:38,795 Wasn't that you callin' me out there? Wasn't that you callin' me out there?
925 01:29:38,923 01:29:41,461 Yes, son. That was me. Yes, son. That was me.
926 01:29:41,593 01:29:44,380 There's no way you can win, you know. There's no way you can win, you know.
927 01:29:44,512 01:29:45,544 What? What?
928 01:29:45,680 01:29:47,507 - There's no way you can win. - Win? - There's no way you can win. - Win?
929 01:29:47,641 01:29:51,341 It's kin of mine is all that calls me Robert Lee. It's kin of mine is all that calls me Robert Lee.
930 01:29:51,478 01:29:53,803 I'm going to bust your fat ass. I'm going to bust your fat ass.
931 01:29:55,690 01:30:00,068 How am I to get my nourishment spending my dinner hour here with you? How am I to get my nourishment spending my dinner hour here with you?
932 01:30:00,195 01:30:05,237 You ain't gonna get no nourishment. You're gonna dry up and blow away. You ain't gonna get no nourishment. You're gonna dry up and blow away.
933 01:30:10,414 01:30:13,084 It just ain't in the cards, angel. It just ain't in the cards, angel.
934 01:30:13,209 01:30:16,708 Can't you see that the list is as long as my arm? Can't you see that the list is as long as my arm?
935 01:30:16,837 01:30:19,328 You're under the headin' of what I do for a livin'. You're under the headin' of what I do for a livin'.
936 01:30:19,465 01:30:23,759 Now step outside, because my stomach has commenced to growl. Now step outside, because my stomach has commenced to growl.
937 01:30:25,513 01:30:27,552 Are you scared? Are you scared?
938 01:30:29,600 01:30:31,842 Shakin' all over. Shakin' all over.
939 01:30:31,978 01:30:35,263 It's almost like I don't have a prayer. It's almost like I don't have a prayer.
940 01:30:36,315 01:30:38,853 But I can't lose this appetite. What ails me? But I can't lose this appetite. What ails me?
941 01:30:38,985 01:30:43,777 You're floatin' there in your confirmation dress waitin' for God to save ya. You're floatin' there in your confirmation dress waitin' for God to save ya.
942 01:30:43,906 01:30:47,951 Did it ever bother you, sittin' up there in that cabin drinkin' coffee, Did it ever bother you, sittin' up there in that cabin drinkin' coffee,
943 01:30:48,077 01:30:52,620 while that fiddler's wife was screamin' in the Sandwash? while that fiddler's wife was screamin' in the Sandwash?
944 01:30:54,500 01:30:58,580 Well, first off... I don't drink coffee. Well, first off... I don't drink coffee.
945 01:30:58,713 01:31:01,713 Now can I climb out? I'm hungry for my supper. Now can I climb out? I'm hungry for my supper.
946 01:31:01,841 01:31:05,091 Where's your Creedmore at, Robert Lee? Where's your Creedmore at, Robert Lee?
947 01:31:05,219 01:31:09,347 Where's your cabbage-shootin' Mexican pistola with flowers on the handle? Where's your cabbage-shootin' Mexican pistola with flowers on the handle?
948 01:31:09,473 01:31:12,308 Why don't you go get it? Why don't you go get it?
949 01:31:13,394 01:31:15,933 That settles it. That settles it.
950 01:31:16,064 01:31:17,938 I'm not that hungry I'm not that hungry
951 01:31:18,066 01:31:22,977 and I'll stay here till someone fetches me who cares about my welfare. and I'll stay here till someone fetches me who cares about my welfare.
952 01:31:23,113 01:31:26,731 - I deplore... - Get up, you dry-gulchin' piece of slime. - I deplore... - Get up, you dry-gulchin' piece of slime.
953 01:31:26,867 01:31:28,990 A little bathe in the tub here... A little bathe in the tub here...
954 01:31:29,119 01:31:30,743 Get up! Get up!
955 01:31:31,246 01:31:33,155 Get up! Get up!
956 01:31:33,290 01:31:37,501 I want to lie here and lose. No dinner. No nothing. I want to lie here and lose. No dinner. No nothing.
957 01:31:43,467 01:31:45,044 Well? Well?
958 01:32:10,577 01:32:12,949 My God. You ain't even there. My God. You ain't even there.
959 01:32:39,482 01:32:41,521 Did you kill him? Did you kill him?
960 01:32:41,651 01:32:48,021 No, I just emptied his tub. Somebody's gonna have to do something about that. No, I just emptied his tub. Somebody's gonna have to do something about that.
961 01:33:06,592 01:33:08,632 What's become of Tom? What's become of Tom?
962 01:33:10,471 01:33:13,508 - Isn't he on his place? - No, he's not. - Isn't he on his place? - No, he's not.
963 01:33:13,641 01:33:18,267 Well, that's not what I call ranching. I know what you're driving at. Well, that's not what I call ranching. I know what you're driving at.
964 01:33:18,396 01:33:22,393 All I can tell you is that things have been nearly as bad as they could be. All I can tell you is that things have been nearly as bad as they could be.
965 01:33:22,525 01:33:26,570 If those two men have reason to look for one another, I'm not interfering. If those two men have reason to look for one another, I'm not interfering.
966 01:33:26,696 01:33:29,187 You find Lee Clayton and you stop him. You find Lee Clayton and you stop him.
967 01:33:29,323 01:33:30,901 No. No.
968 01:33:31,033 01:33:33,524 You can't. You can't.
969 01:33:33,661 01:33:35,618 I won't. I won't.
970 01:33:36,414 01:33:39,534 I hope that you choke on that. I hope that you choke on that.
971 01:33:42,296 01:33:45,131 You don't mean that, darling. You don't mean that, darling.
972 01:33:46,300 01:33:48,541 - Vern, scat. - You betcha. - Vern, scat. - You betcha.
973 01:33:49,928 01:33:53,131 I wouldn't have hired Lee if the rustlers hadn't killed Pete. I wouldn't have hired Lee if the rustlers hadn't killed Pete.
974 01:33:53,265 01:33:56,385 This has nothing to do with Pete, law, or stealing horses. This has nothing to do with Pete, law, or stealing horses.
975 01:33:56,518 01:33:59,638 - Then what does it have to do with? - Tom Logan. - Then what does it have to do with? - Tom Logan.
976 01:33:59,771 01:34:02,097 Tom Logan. Tom Logan.
977 01:34:03,233 01:34:08,191 - I never even think about him. - You can't bear me being with him. - I never even think about him. - You can't bear me being with him.
978 01:34:08,322 01:34:13,862 Now, Daddy, goddamn it. You find Lee Clayton and you stop him! Now, Daddy, goddamn it. You find Lee Clayton and you stop him!
979 01:34:13,994 01:34:18,572 You think I couldn't bear living here alone, don't you? Start me thinking. You think I couldn't bear living here alone, don't you? Start me thinking.
980 01:34:18,707 01:34:20,747 No... No. No... No.
981 01:34:22,127 01:34:24,748 No, I won't. I won't. No, I won't. I won't.
982 01:34:28,425 01:34:31,592 Whoa, Buck. Whoa, Buck.
983 01:34:31,720 01:34:34,425 - Oh... - What the hell are you doin'? - Oh... - What the hell are you doin'?
984 01:34:34,556 01:34:39,930 - Cal's got me lookin' out for Lee Clayton. - Come on down. Old Buck come up lame. - Cal's got me lookin' out for Lee Clayton. - Come on down. Old Buck come up lame.
985 01:34:40,062 01:34:44,273 Gimme a hand. Goddamn it. Easy, Buck. Come on now. Gimme a hand. Goddamn it. Easy, Buck. Come on now.
986 01:34:45,108 01:34:49,153 Only goddamn intelligent horse. Easy, boy. Only goddamn intelligent horse. Easy, boy.
987 01:34:50,656 01:34:52,696 I had him. I had him.
988 01:34:58,373 01:35:04,078 You think anybody could do it? I mean... an ordinary fella? You think anybody could do it? I mean... an ordinary fella?
989 01:35:07,966 01:35:10,005 I don't know. I don't know.
990 01:35:12,262 01:35:17,220 Seems like somebody oughta be able to get the job done. Seems like somebody oughta be able to get the job done.
991 01:35:17,350 01:35:19,805 Just watch it is all. Just watch it is all.
992 01:35:22,814 01:35:25,565 I'll tell you one thing, though. I'll tell you one thing, though.
993 01:35:26,651 01:35:28,690 Don't start talkin' to him. Don't start talkin' to him.
994 01:35:28,820 01:35:32,189 I don't care what the plan is, as long as you get us outta here. I don't care what the plan is, as long as you get us outta here.
995 01:35:32,323 01:35:37,032 That's what I'd like. Let's just pull our socks up and get out. That's what I'd like. Let's just pull our socks up and get out.
996 01:35:37,161 01:35:39,913 We're gonna hit Braxton. We're gonna hit Braxton.
997 01:35:40,039 01:35:44,417 We're gonna take everything he's got. Blooded stock an' all. We're gonna take everything he's got. Blooded stock an' all.
998 01:35:44,544 01:35:48,162 - That's the least we can do. - And maybe flush us a regulator. - That's the least we can do. - And maybe flush us a regulator.
999 01:35:48,297 01:35:51,215 I would love to include the old man. I would love to include the old man.
1000 01:35:51,342 01:35:54,047 A .44-40 in the brain would be my sentence for him. A .44-40 in the brain would be my sentence for him.
1001 01:35:54,178 01:35:57,013 I don't know why you don't want to go along with that. I don't know why you don't want to go along with that.
1002 01:35:57,140 01:35:58,550 I'd just sooner we didn't. I'd just sooner we didn't.
1003 01:35:58,683 01:36:02,301 I wanna know on what grounds you don't wanna shoot Braxton! I wanna know on what grounds you don't wanna shoot Braxton!
1004 01:36:02,437 01:36:05,937 We ain't gonna do it because I said we ain't gonna do it! We ain't gonna do it because I said we ain't gonna do it!
1005 01:36:07,901 01:36:10,108 Am I perfectly clear on that, Cal? Am I perfectly clear on that, Cal?
1006 01:36:10,237 01:36:12,906 Goddamn it, let's not start that stuff. Goddamn it, let's not start that stuff.
1007 01:36:13,032 01:36:16,650 Really, Tom, it's only gonna wreck the whole job. Really, Tom, it's only gonna wreck the whole job.
1008 01:36:16,785 01:36:18,825 Cal? Cal?
1009 01:36:31,759 01:36:35,293 Hey, Woodruff. Braxton got you nighthawking. Hey, Woodruff. Braxton got you nighthawking.
1010 01:36:35,429 01:36:37,884 Mr Logan, what you doin' out of bed at this hour? Mr Logan, what you doin' out of bed at this hour?
1011 01:36:38,015 01:36:42,641 Lookin' for a better life, Woodruff. What do you know that's new and exciting? Lookin' for a better life, Woodruff. What do you know that's new and exciting?
1012 01:36:42,770 01:36:46,898 - Same old thing. - What do you got in here? - Same old thing. - What do you got in here?
1013 01:36:47,024 01:36:49,349 Oh... Oh...
1014 01:36:49,485 01:36:50,647 37. 37.
1015 01:36:50,778 01:36:53,862 And I got the walkin' horse, but... And I got the walkin' horse, but...
1016 01:36:54,948 01:36:58,068 You're gonna take 'em. You're gonna take 'em.
1017 01:36:58,202 01:37:01,571 You bet. You wanna get down now? You bet. You wanna get down now?
1018 01:37:01,705 01:37:06,830 And reach me over that bird's head Colt you got stuck in your shirt there. And reach me over that bird's head Colt you got stuck in your shirt there.
1019 01:37:06,960 01:37:10,127 Butt first, if you please, Woodruff. Butt first, if you please, Woodruff.
1020 01:37:28,858 01:37:34,232 - You think you're smart, don't you? - Well, I ain't dumb and I ain't tied up. - You think you're smart, don't you? - Well, I ain't dumb and I ain't tied up.
1021 01:37:35,323 01:37:37,529 You just lay on that soft spot. You just lay on that soft spot.
1022 01:37:37,659 01:37:41,359 - You're slicker than snot on a door knob. - Thank you, Cary. - You're slicker than snot on a door knob. - Thank you, Cary.
1023 01:37:46,501 01:37:48,540 I tell you one goddamn thing. I tell you one goddamn thing.
1024 01:37:48,670 01:37:54,542 Old Braxton's gonna be one surprised-assed son of a bitch, ain't he? Old Braxton's gonna be one surprised-assed son of a bitch, ain't he?
1025 01:37:56,010 01:38:01,515 I regret Pete Marker wasn't here to get the news, that sorry bag of shit. I regret Pete Marker wasn't here to get the news, that sorry bag of shit.
1026 01:38:01,641 01:38:05,176 We'll see him in hell, that son of a bitch. We'll see him in hell, that son of a bitch.
1027 01:38:05,311 01:38:09,523 Shut up, Si, or you'll push these horses all the way down to Kansas without us. Shut up, Si, or you'll push these horses all the way down to Kansas without us.
1028 01:38:09,649 01:38:13,232 Let's push, boys. I feel eyes all over us. Let's push, boys. I feel eyes all over us.
1029 01:38:34,341 01:38:38,754 That relay ranch is dead. Anybody got a preferred district? That relay ranch is dead. Anybody got a preferred district?
1030 01:38:38,888 01:38:41,129 - Hellsgate for me. - Big Hole. - Hellsgate for me. - Big Hole.
1031 01:38:41,265 01:38:44,219 Big Hole. I'll meet you there. Cal? Big Hole. I'll meet you there. Cal?
1032 01:38:45,269 01:38:47,842 Dodge Pole. Shit, that's all that's left. Dodge Pole. Shit, that's all that's left.
1033 01:38:47,980 01:38:51,016 - We'll meet back at the old cabin. Cary? - All right. - We'll meet back at the old cabin. Cary? - All right.
1034 01:38:51,150 01:38:55,563 Remember, I wanna get $20 a head for these or we're doing this job... Remember, I wanna get $20 a head for these or we're doing this job...
1035 01:39:10,169 01:39:14,630 I could have picked off one or two of them maybe, but we'd have lost the rest. I could have picked off one or two of them maybe, but we'd have lost the rest.
1036 01:39:14,757 01:39:20,462 Supposin' you had a barn full of nasty old bats. You wanted to get rid of them. Supposin' you had a barn full of nasty old bats. You wanted to get rid of them.
1037 01:39:20,596 01:39:25,472 The worst thing you could do is just get your gun and start shootin' around. The worst thing you could do is just get your gun and start shootin' around.
1038 01:39:25,601 01:39:27,807 What good would it do you? What good would it do you?
1039 01:39:27,937 01:39:31,140 They'd leave and they'd be back by 7.30 in the morning. They'd leave and they'd be back by 7.30 in the morning.
1040 01:39:31,273 01:39:35,485 If you want to get rid of a whole lot of evil bats, there's only one way. If you want to get rid of a whole lot of evil bats, there's only one way.
1041 01:39:35,611 01:39:39,609 And the way is this. You wait till the dawn comes. And the way is this. You wait till the dawn comes.
1042 01:39:39,740 01:39:43,324 About 4.30 and you're waitin' outside by the barrels. About 4.30 and you're waitin' outside by the barrels.
1043 01:39:43,453 01:39:48,115 Then you close the door real quick and all the bats are inside. Then you close the door real quick and all the bats are inside.
1044 01:39:48,250 01:39:51,868 Then while they're sleepin', the lovely little sweethearts, Then while they're sleepin', the lovely little sweethearts,
1045 01:39:52,003 01:39:55,455 you have every one of the dirty little buggers at your mercy. you have every one of the dirty little buggers at your mercy.
1046 01:39:55,590 01:40:00,336 - That's the only way you can do it. - That's all very informative. - That's the only way you can do it. - That's all very informative.
1047 01:40:00,470 01:40:02,926 But every horse I own is gone. But every horse I own is gone.
1048 01:40:03,056 01:40:06,721 The only way you're going to get paid is if I get them back. The only way you're going to get paid is if I get them back.
1049 01:40:06,851 01:40:09,342 Golly. Golly.
1050 01:40:09,479 01:40:12,100 I don't care a damn about that. Come on. I don't care a damn about that. Come on.
1051 01:40:12,232 01:40:14,271 Always finish the work. Always finish the work.
1052 01:40:14,401 01:40:19,193 And... I don't give a damn whether or not I get paid. And... I don't give a damn whether or not I get paid.
1053 01:40:19,322 01:40:25,407 And, uh... talkin' about horses, I think I know the horse you're worrying about. And, uh... talkin' about horses, I think I know the horse you're worrying about.
1054 01:40:25,537 01:40:28,538 - He wears a black hat, he's two-legged... - Shut up. - He wears a black hat, he's two-legged... - Shut up.
1055 01:40:28,665 01:40:31,073 ...and I think I know where he stands at stud. ...and I think I know where he stands at stud.
1056 01:40:31,209 01:40:33,961 Shut up! You're out of control. You're through. Shut up! You're out of control. You're through.
1057 01:40:34,087 01:40:36,412 I want you off the place. Now get! I want you off the place. Now get!
1058 01:40:36,548 01:40:39,549 Well, it is your place, sir. Well, it is your place, sir.
1059 01:40:39,676 01:40:44,385 But the work is mine and I'll have the say about that. But the work is mine and I'll have the say about that.
1060 01:40:45,890 01:40:48,512 Come on, Jess. We know when we're not wanted. Come on, Jess. We know when we're not wanted.
1061 01:40:48,643 01:40:51,810 Let's go out to the bat hunt now. Let's go out to the bat hunt now.
1062 01:40:51,938 01:40:57,479 You lazy no-good bastards, get back to work or I'll fire every one of you! You lazy no-good bastards, get back to work or I'll fire every one of you!
1063 01:41:15,004 01:41:17,958 They call this country Hellsgate. They call this country Hellsgate.
1064 01:41:20,051 01:41:25,128 When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians... When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians...
1065 01:41:25,264 01:41:27,304 and Jesuits. and Jesuits.
1066 01:41:29,560 01:41:35,480 Old Thomas Jefferson said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer, Old Thomas Jefferson said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer,
1067 01:41:35,608 01:41:38,277 so his son could be a poet. so his son could be a poet.
1068 01:41:41,739 01:41:45,867 I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant, I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant,
1069 01:41:45,993 01:41:48,994 so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island, buy a sailboat so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island, buy a sailboat
1070 01:41:49,121 01:41:55,325 and never see one of these bastard-assed son-of-a-bitchin' mountains again. and never see one of these bastard-assed son-of-a-bitchin' mountains again.
1071 01:41:58,381 01:42:00,836 Who was Thomas Jefferson? Who was Thomas Jefferson?
1072 01:42:03,969 01:42:06,640 Guy back east. Guy back east.
1073 01:42:10,018 01:42:13,185 I'll bet you're about done in. You had a long day. I'll bet you're about done in. You had a long day.
1074 01:42:13,313 01:42:15,140 That's true. That's true.
1075 01:42:15,273 01:42:17,811 Mother, you wanna show our boy the bunkhouse? Mother, you wanna show our boy the bunkhouse?
1076 01:42:17,943 01:42:21,727 Surely. I'll bring him a blanket. Surely. I'll bring him a blanket.
1077 01:42:23,490 01:42:26,242 I'll see you before you start out in the morning. I'll see you before you start out in the morning.
1078 01:42:26,368 01:42:28,574 Fine. Fine.
1079 01:42:28,704 01:42:31,788 Let me thank you again for selling me those horses. Let me thank you again for selling me those horses.
1080 01:42:31,915 01:42:33,955 It's my pleasure. It's my pleasure.
1081 01:42:35,001 01:42:38,536 My compliments to the artist that changed those brands. My compliments to the artist that changed those brands.
1082 01:42:38,672 01:42:40,961 Was it you? Was it you?
1083 01:42:42,592 01:42:46,970 I learned it from a nice boy from Newport, Rhode Island, with no sailboat. I learned it from a nice boy from Newport, Rhode Island, with no sailboat.
1084 01:42:47,097 01:42:52,553 They hung him in a cottonwood south of the Shonkin Sag, by the neck, until dead. They hung him in a cottonwood south of the Shonkin Sag, by the neck, until dead.
1085 01:43:03,947 01:43:06,818 - You've got five minutes. - OK. Sh. - You've got five minutes. - OK. Sh.
1086 01:43:07,993 01:43:13,070 Wait. It would help if you got out of your drawers altogether. Wait. It would help if you got out of your drawers altogether.
1087 01:43:13,206 01:43:15,115 - No. - Sh. - No. - Sh.
1088 01:43:15,250 01:43:19,960 - What good is it keepin' them on one leg? - Why don't you shut up? - What good is it keepin' them on one leg? - Why don't you shut up?
1089 01:43:21,048 01:43:24,631 You've only got four of your minutes left. You've only got four of your minutes left.
1090 01:43:27,388 01:43:30,674 Besides, I'm beginning to chafe. Besides, I'm beginning to chafe.
1091 01:43:33,060 01:43:34,887 Agh! Agh!
1092 01:43:39,817 01:43:43,685 Hon? Honey? Hon? Honey?
1093 01:44:17,522 01:44:20,095 Kid. Hey, kid. Kid. Hey, kid.
1094 01:44:20,233 01:44:23,269 Here's a buck. Go get me a whiskey and the rest is yours. Here's a buck. Go get me a whiskey and the rest is yours.
1095 01:44:23,402 01:44:26,937 Good stuff. Go on. Hurry up. Good stuff. Go on. Hurry up.
1096 01:44:30,285 01:44:32,242 Hurry up. Hurry up.
1097 01:44:36,750 01:44:39,158 Thanks. Thanks.
1098 01:45:03,777 01:45:05,817 Hold these, junior. Hold these, junior.
1099 01:45:07,823 01:45:11,192 I won't be but a minute, then we'll go get something to eat. I won't be but a minute, then we'll go get something to eat.
1100 01:45:21,336 01:45:23,376 Hey! Hey!
1101 01:45:26,967 01:45:29,921 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
1102 01:45:34,683 01:45:36,307 Hey! Hey!
1103 01:45:39,605 01:45:41,562 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
1104 01:45:54,913 01:45:57,783 I ain't got but $54, mister. I ain't got but $54, mister.
1105 01:45:57,915 01:46:01,201 But I want all three horses or nothing. But I want all three horses or nothing.
1106 01:46:03,212 01:46:05,454 What you got to trade? What you got to trade?
1107 01:46:07,258 01:46:09,298 A clarinet. A clarinet.
1108 01:46:15,433 01:46:18,268 All right, I'll take it. All right, I'll take it.
1109 01:47:37,975 01:47:40,845 I can't use it. It looks too tight. I can't use it. It looks too tight.
1110 01:47:45,733 01:47:48,899 Here. Let me try it on. Here. Let me try it on.
1111 01:47:50,404 01:47:53,987 Put your arm in. You can't tell till it's on. Put your arm in. You can't tell till it's on.
1112 01:47:54,116 01:47:56,654 Oh, it fits... Oh, it fits...
1113 01:47:57,286 01:47:59,955 I don't want the goddamn thing. I don't want the goddamn thing.
1114 01:49:03,978 01:49:06,018 Smoked meat! Smoked meat!
1115 01:49:25,292 01:49:27,914 Old smoked meat. Old smoked meat.
1116 01:49:35,344 01:49:37,800 Where's Tom Logan? Where's Tom Logan?
1117 01:49:45,896 01:49:49,063 I couldn't get him to come out. I couldn't get him to come out.
1118 01:49:49,191 01:49:51,231 God! God!
1119 01:49:54,947 01:49:57,734 Too proud, huh? Too proud, huh?
1120 01:49:58,701 01:50:00,740 I reckon. I reckon.
1121 01:50:10,796 01:50:14,414 I'd like about anything but getting burned up. I'd like about anything but getting burned up.
1122 01:50:28,564 01:50:32,776 Well, you're about the last of your kind, old man. Well, you're about the last of your kind, old man.
1123 01:50:35,155 01:50:38,440 If I was a better businessman than I am a manhunter, If I was a better businessman than I am a manhunter,
1124 01:50:38,575 01:50:41,244 I'd put you in the circus. I'd put you in the circus.
1125 01:50:51,171 01:50:56,461 You know, about this time of year - Indian summer - gettin' there... You know, about this time of year - Indian summer - gettin' there...
1126 01:50:56,593 01:50:59,843 they say you can see the Star of Bethlehem, they say you can see the Star of Bethlehem,
1127 01:50:59,971 01:51:02,676 if you look real good. if you look real good.
1128 01:51:02,807 01:51:08,561 I seen it once or twice. But you gotta look away and then you gotta look at it, see? I seen it once or twice. But you gotta look away and then you gotta look at it, see?
1129 01:51:08,688 01:51:12,520 You gotta look at it just a minute, like that, see? You gotta look at it just a minute, like that, see?
1130 01:51:14,986 01:51:17,477 See what I mean? See what I mean?
1131 01:51:41,012 01:51:45,343 Well, old Granny's gettin' tired now. Well, old Granny's gettin' tired now.
1132 01:52:53,294 01:52:55,334 Cal? Cal?
1133 01:53:00,052 01:53:02,091 Si? Si?
1134 01:53:16,401 01:53:19,153 Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...
1135 01:53:21,698 01:53:24,070 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1136 01:54:21,008 01:54:23,048 No. Kiss first. No. Kiss first.
1137 01:54:24,262 01:54:26,301 Kiss first. Kiss first.
1138 01:54:31,477 01:54:34,229 You have the lips of Salome, You have the lips of Salome,
1139 01:54:34,355 01:54:36,811 and the eyes of Cleopatra. and the eyes of Cleopatra.
1140 01:54:49,537 01:54:54,495 I dedicate this song to the only woman I ever loved. I dedicate this song to the only woman I ever loved.
1141 01:54:57,879 01:55:01,923 I'm too shy to turn around and say it to your face, I'm too shy to turn around and say it to your face,
1142 01:55:02,049 01:55:05,134 but I mean it from my heart. but I mean it from my heart.
1143 01:55:05,261 01:55:07,550 I don't love you, you harlot. I don't love you, you harlot.
1144 01:55:07,680 01:55:11,594 I'm not even speaking to you. Do you know that? I'm not even speaking to you. Do you know that?
1145 01:55:14,729 01:55:17,434 Come on. Would you? Come on. Would you?
1146 01:55:19,776 01:55:24,403 That for you, and your disloyalty and your treachery. That for you, and your disloyalty and your treachery.
1147 01:55:25,782 01:55:27,822 Dear heart. Dear heart.
1148 01:55:42,382 01:55:45,716 Grandma... Grandma. Grandma... Grandma.
1149 01:55:49,598 01:55:52,883 Say good night to Granny. Say good night to Granny.
1150 01:55:53,018 01:55:55,770 I'll play you a tune. I'll play you a tune.
1151 01:56:12,913 01:56:16,531 Well, that's a fine thing. Well, that's a fine thing.
1152 01:56:16,667 01:56:21,163 You've pissed right in the middle of my love song. You've pissed right in the middle of my love song.
1153 01:56:22,422 01:56:25,044 God! Pissin' over my song. God! Pissin' over my song.
1154 01:56:43,695 01:56:45,734 Well... Well...
1155 01:57:15,560 01:57:18,430 You know what woke you up? You know what woke you up?
1156 01:57:20,523 01:57:23,690 Lee, you just had your throat cut. Lee, you just had your throat cut.
1157 01:58:02,733 01:58:05,022 Where is he? Where is he?
1158 01:58:23,462 01:58:26,333 He's in there. He's in there.
1159 01:58:39,561 01:58:43,606 All the rest of the hands left a couple of days ago except for Vern. All the rest of the hands left a couple of days ago except for Vern.
1160 01:58:43,732 01:58:47,979 - I'm stayin'. You betcha. - It's all right, Vern. - I'm stayin'. You betcha. - It's all right, Vern.
1161 01:58:51,407 01:58:57,742 I told him I was leaving last night and he... sort of came unravelled. I told him I was leaving last night and he... sort of came unravelled.
1162 01:58:57,872 01:59:01,039 He's just lost himself. He's just lost himself.
1163 01:59:03,044 01:59:06,081 Well, all I can say is he'd better leave the room, Well, all I can say is he'd better leave the room,
1164 01:59:06,214 01:59:09,131 cos I'm gonna do it regardless. cos I'm gonna do it regardless.
1165 01:59:09,259 01:59:12,544 Get out of the way, Vern. You recognise this? Get out of the way, Vern. You recognise this?
1166 01:59:14,264 01:59:18,012 - You recognise it? - No. No. - You recognise it? - No. No.
1167 01:59:18,143 01:59:20,681 Please, don't shoot him. Please, don't shoot him.
1168 01:59:20,812 01:59:23,729 What are you caterwauling about, Vern? What are you caterwauling about, Vern?
1169 01:59:23,857 01:59:26,063 Get out of the way before I put one into you. Get out of the way before I put one into you.
1170 01:59:26,192 01:59:29,359 You might as well. He's all I got. No... You might as well. He's all I got. No...
1171 01:59:30,530 01:59:33,614 He's all I have. He's all I have. He's all I have. He's all I have.
1172 01:59:33,741 01:59:36,529 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Shoot me. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Shoot me.
1173 01:59:38,163 01:59:40,618 Shoot me. Yes, shoot me. Shoot me. Yes, shoot me.
1174 01:59:42,834 01:59:45,918 - Praise the Lord. - Get out! Get that son of a bitch away. - Praise the Lord. - Get out! Get that son of a bitch away.
1175 01:59:46,045 01:59:50,174 - Vern, will you get away? - I will. You betcha. - Vern, will you get away? - I will. You betcha.
1176 01:59:52,594 01:59:54,835 - I'm sorry, Tom. - What for? - I'm sorry, Tom. - What for?
1177 01:59:55,889 01:59:58,558 For everything. For everything.
1178 02:00:01,394 02:00:03,636 Your friends, are they... Your friends, are they...
1179 02:00:06,524 02:00:08,565 Yeah. Yeah.
1180 02:00:15,367 02:00:17,407 If... If...
1181 02:00:20,873 02:00:23,874 What were you gonna do? Just take off? What were you gonna do? Just take off?
1182 02:00:24,001 02:00:25,164 Yes. Yes.
1183 02:00:27,838 02:00:30,923 What'd you expect? What'd you expect?
1184 02:00:31,050 02:00:33,173 To see you, for one thing. To see you, for one thing.
1185 02:00:37,765 02:00:40,801 - Did you think I'd be above ground? - Well, of course. - Did you think I'd be above ground? - Well, of course.
1186 02:00:40,935 02:00:45,478 - Why "of course"? - Because I just can't imagine you dead. - Why "of course"? - Because I just can't imagine you dead.
1187 02:00:46,524 02:00:49,727 My God, are you gonna make me say it? My God, are you gonna make me say it?
1188 02:00:53,030 02:00:54,145 Tom! Tom!
1189 02:01:59,306 02:02:01,975 You've just about done it, huh? You've just about done it, huh?
1190 02:02:03,226 02:02:05,266 Yeah. Yeah.
1191 02:02:07,647 02:02:11,063 Well, I think I've found a buyer for the ranch. Well, I think I've found a buyer for the ranch.
1192 02:02:11,192 02:02:16,982 I'm going into Absaroka now to see about it and find a place for Vern. I'm going into Absaroka now to see about it and find a place for Vern.
1193 02:02:18,700 02:02:20,324 Well... Well...
1194 02:02:21,494 02:02:23,534 I'm glad. I'm glad.
1195 02:02:25,498 02:02:30,540 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life tryin' to get back at somebody. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life tryin' to get back at somebody.
1196 02:02:31,671 02:02:33,712 Why'd you say that? Why'd you say that?
1197 02:02:35,384 02:02:38,054 No reason. No reason.
1198 02:02:43,809 02:02:46,431 Well, hell, neither do I. Well, hell, neither do I.
1199 02:02:50,900 02:02:58,065 Where do you think you'll be... in about six months? Where do you think you'll be... in about six months?
1200 02:03:00,117 02:03:05,028 Well, if I was to guess, I'd say north of the breaks. Well, if I was to guess, I'd say north of the breaks.
1201 02:03:05,956 02:03:08,163 There's the Little Rockies up there. There's the Little Rockies up there.
1202 02:03:08,292 02:03:13,535 A lot of little valleys are supposed to have water year round. A lot of little valleys are supposed to have water year round.
1203 02:03:15,758 02:03:18,712 Sounds like a real good guess. Sounds like a real good guess.