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1 00:00:48,465 00:00:50,258 So, last night was fun. So, last night was fun.
2 00:00:50,341 00:00:52,552 -It was really fun. -I had a really good time. -It was really fun. -I had a really good time.
3 00:00:54,637 00:00:56,556 Well, good-bye for real. Well, good-bye for real.
4 00:00:57,140 00:00:58,141 Yeah. Yeah.
5 00:00:59,392 00:01:00,810 -I'm starving. -I could go for some breakfast. -I'm starving. -I could go for some breakfast.
6 00:01:01,269 00:01:02,604 Do you wanna go get something to eat? Do you wanna go get something to eat?
7 00:01:03,146 00:01:04,272 Definitely. Definitely.
8 00:01:04,981 00:01:06,191 -I'll just get my jacket. -Yeah. -I'll just get my jacket. -Yeah.
9 00:01:11,529 00:01:12,530 Mmm. Mmm.
10 00:01:15,700 00:01:18,453 I did. I hung out with the crudites table all night, I did. I hung out with the crudites table all night,
11 00:01:18,536 00:01:19,913 trying to work up the courage to talk to you trying to work up the courage to talk to you
12 00:01:19,996 00:01:21,372 because I knew you'd be back. because I knew you'd be back.
13 00:01:21,498 00:01:23,666 I kept going back to the crudite table, I kept going back to the crudite table,
14 00:01:23,750 00:01:25,210 trying to get you to notice me. trying to get you to notice me.
15 00:01:25,627 00:01:27,962 I noticed you the moment you walked in the door. I noticed you the moment you walked in the door.
16 00:01:28,588 00:01:29,422 What's your last name? What's your last name?
17 00:01:30,131 00:01:31,674 Why? So you can Google-stalk me? Why? So you can Google-stalk me?
18 00:01:31,758 00:01:35,094 No, I just wanna know what to put in my phone. No, I just wanna know what to put in my phone.
19 00:01:35,303 00:01:38,515 Oh. I'm not giving you my phone number. Oh. I'm not giving you my phone number.
20 00:01:47,982 00:01:49,108 You've made a huge mistake. You've made a huge mistake.
21 00:01:49,192 00:01:51,319 I knew it. I felt it in my gut. I knew it. I felt it in my gut.
22 00:02:03,206 00:02:05,250 -Oh, shit. -What? -Oh, shit. -What?
23 00:02:05,333 00:02:07,710 I forgot that I made plans with my friends today. I forgot that I made plans with my friends today.
24 00:02:07,919 00:02:09,212 Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to your friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to your friends.
25 00:02:09,295 00:02:10,380 It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.
26 00:02:11,214 00:02:12,257 Unless you want. I could stay. Unless you want. I could stay.
27 00:02:12,465 00:02:13,800 -This was fun. -Oh. -This was fun. -Oh.
28 00:02:14,217 00:02:15,343 -I should go. -Do you wanna stay? -I should go. -Do you wanna stay?
29 00:02:15,426 00:02:16,678 Oh... Okay. Oh... Okay.
30 00:02:23,268 00:02:24,477 What is that? What is that?
31 00:02:25,478 00:02:27,272 -What? -That face. -What? -That face.
32 00:02:28,064 00:02:29,524 Is that your "I wanna kiss you" face? Is that your "I wanna kiss you" face?
33 00:02:29,732 00:02:31,192 -No. -Oh. -No. -Oh.
34 00:02:31,359 00:02:33,236 Oh. Wait. Unless... Oh. Wait. Unless...
35 00:02:34,112 00:02:34,946 Unless what? Unless what?
36 00:02:35,113 00:02:37,282 What does your "I wanna kiss you" face look like? What does your "I wanna kiss you" face look like?
37 00:02:37,657 00:02:39,576 It looks a lot like this. It looks a lot like this.
38 00:02:54,007 00:02:55,925 You are unbelievable. You are unbelievable.
39 00:03:03,808 00:03:05,476 You are literally unbelievable! You are literally unbelievable!
40 00:03:05,560 00:03:06,436 If I told someone, If I told someone,
41 00:03:06,519 00:03:07,687 "This is what Leilani said to me," they'd be like, "This is what Leilani said to me," they'd be like,
42 00:03:07,770 00:03:09,022 -"I don't believe you." -Who are you? -"I don't believe you." -Who are you?
43 00:03:09,105 00:03:10,732 -You're not even upset! -Why would I be upset? -You're not even upset! -Why would I be upset?
44 00:03:10,815 00:03:12,150 Because it's fucked up. Because it's fucked up.
45 00:03:12,233 00:03:14,777 Don't do this. Don't make this a whole global thing-- Don't do this. Don't make this a whole global thing--
46 00:03:14,861 00:03:16,905 -I'm upset. -I thought you were kidding. -I'm upset. -I thought you were kidding.
47 00:03:17,030 00:03:19,115 Why would I possibly be kidding about something like this? Why would I possibly be kidding about something like this?
48 00:03:19,198 00:03:20,199 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
49 00:03:20,450 00:03:21,701 Okay, he's up now. Okay, he's up now.
50 00:03:21,951 00:03:23,578 You think we would win The Amazing Race! You think we would win The Amazing Race!
51 00:03:23,745 00:03:26,164 -You don't? -You think, in a game show -You don't? -You think, in a game show
52 00:03:26,247 00:03:28,166 about a race around the fucking world, about a race around the fucking world,
53 00:03:28,249 00:03:30,126 you and me would come out on top. you and me would come out on top.
54 00:03:30,209 00:03:32,003 I did, but now I'm not so sure. I did, but now I'm not so sure.
55 00:03:32,086 00:03:33,630 We can't even agree on a restaurant. We can't even agree on a restaurant.
56 00:03:33,838 00:03:35,715 We can't agree on a restaurant because you have a problem We can't agree on a restaurant because you have a problem
57 00:03:35,798 00:03:37,759 with every restaurant in New Orleans. with every restaurant in New Orleans.
58 00:03:37,842 00:03:40,094 The restaurant capital of the world, and you can't decide. The restaurant capital of the world, and you can't decide.
59 00:03:40,303 00:03:42,639 Actually, Hong Kong is the restaurant capital of the world. Actually, Hong Kong is the restaurant capital of the world.
60 00:03:44,390 00:03:46,851 I just don't want you to embarrass yourself in front of your friends I just don't want you to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
61 00:03:46,935 00:03:49,020 by getting these pretty basic facts wrong. by getting these pretty basic facts wrong.
62 00:03:49,103 00:03:51,648 I don't hate restaurants. I like restaurants. I don't hate restaurants. I like restaurants.
63 00:03:51,731 00:03:54,734 You literally spent several hours yesterday writing a negative Yelp review You literally spent several hours yesterday writing a negative Yelp review
64 00:03:54,817 00:03:56,236 with your white-woman fingers with your white-woman fingers
65 00:03:56,402 00:03:58,154 about that tapas place we went to, about that tapas place we went to,
66 00:03:58,238 00:03:59,280 and I thought it was pretty tasty. and I thought it was pretty tasty.
67 00:03:59,364 00:04:00,657 It was very salty. It was very salty.
68 00:04:00,740 00:04:03,409 I didn't know I would get mouth-fucked by the Dead Sea!. I didn't know I would get mouth-fucked by the Dead Sea!.
69 00:04:03,493 00:04:05,536 And I don't have white-woman fingers. And I don't have white-woman fingers.
70 00:04:05,620 00:04:06,871 I've got meaty bronze. I've got meaty bronze.
71 00:04:06,955 00:04:08,790 Why are you being so loud right now? Okay? Why are you being so loud right now? Okay?
72 00:04:08,873 00:04:10,333 Do you want the neighbors to think we're crazy? Do you want the neighbors to think we're crazy?
73 00:04:10,416 00:04:12,335 Who cares what the neighbors think? They don't know us. Who cares what the neighbors think? They don't know us.
74 00:04:12,418 00:04:15,046 Hi, nice to meet you! We're fighting! Hi, nice to meet you! We're fighting!
75 00:04:15,129 00:04:17,340 No, we're not! We're rehearsing a play! No, we're not! We're rehearsing a play!
76 00:04:17,507 00:04:18,675 It's a fight scene. It's a fight scene.
77 00:04:19,384 00:04:20,218 How's this? How's this?
78 00:04:21,427 00:04:22,428 It's fun. It's fun.
79 00:04:22,512 00:04:24,055 It's fun? What do I look like, Chuck E. Cheese? It's fun? What do I look like, Chuck E. Cheese?
80 00:04:24,222 00:04:26,724 But sexy. You're like Fuck E. Cheese. But sexy. You're like Fuck E. Cheese.
81 00:04:29,185 00:04:32,313 By the way, you know you can't have your cell phone on those shows, right? By the way, you know you can't have your cell phone on those shows, right?
82 00:04:32,397 00:04:33,564 You'd lose your mind. You'd lose your mind.
83 00:04:33,648 00:04:36,025 No, I wouldn't. I'd be liberated without that thing. No, I wouldn't. I'd be liberated without that thing.
84 00:04:39,279 00:04:40,655 -I'm good. -You wanna get that? -I'm good. -You wanna get that?
85 00:04:40,738 00:04:42,615 ♪ Nope, I'm good! ♪ ♪ Nope, I'm good! ♪
86 00:04:42,782 00:04:45,034 Oh, my God, what if somebody liked something on Instagram? Oh, my God, what if somebody liked something on Instagram?
87 00:04:46,953 00:04:48,037 - Tsk. - Tsk.
88 00:04:48,121 00:04:49,163 Shut up. You don't know me. Shut up. You don't know me.
89 00:04:49,706 00:04:51,624 It's Val. She said I look thicc. It's Val. She said I look thicc.
90 00:04:51,958 00:04:54,585 Mmm-hmm. Another reason we wouldn't win that show, Mmm-hmm. Another reason we wouldn't win that show,
91 00:04:54,752 00:04:58,339 you can't take selfies when you're half naked, eating ants off a stick. you can't take selfies when you're half naked, eating ants off a stick.
92 00:04:58,423 00:04:59,757 Do you even watch the show? Do you even watch the show?
93 00:05:01,426 00:05:03,094 Have I seen The Amazing Race? Have I seen The Amazing Race?
94 00:05:03,177 00:05:04,929 This is literally the question you're asking me right now? This is literally the question you're asking me right now?
95 00:05:05,138 00:05:06,222 That's what I'm asking you. That's what I'm asking you.
96 00:05:06,306 00:05:08,975 You're asking me, Jibran, have I seen The Amazing Race? You're asking me, Jibran, have I seen The Amazing Race?
97 00:05:10,310 00:05:11,144 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
98 00:05:11,227 00:05:13,563 You've spent this entire time judging this show You've spent this entire time judging this show
99 00:05:13,646 00:05:14,647 and you've never seen an episode? and you've never seen an episode?
100 00:05:14,731 00:05:16,816 I don't need to see something to know I would hate it, okay? I don't need to see something to know I would hate it, okay?
101 00:05:16,899 00:05:18,651 I've never been hit by a truck, but I know it would suck! I've never been hit by a truck, but I know it would suck!
102 00:05:18,735 00:05:20,445 -Wow! -I don't wanna rot my brain -Wow! -I don't wanna rot my brain
103 00:05:20,528 00:05:22,155 watching that reality show garbage. watching that reality show garbage.
104 00:05:22,363 00:05:24,449 You make documentaries, okay? You make documentaries, okay?
105 00:05:24,532 00:05:26,701 Those are just reality shows that no one watches. Those are just reality shows that no one watches.
106 00:05:26,784 00:05:28,119 Documentaries are not reality shows. Documentaries are not reality shows.
107 00:05:28,202 00:05:29,787 Documentaries are reality. Documentaries are reality.
108 00:05:30,204 00:05:32,540 Okay? My work is social activism. Okay? My work is social activism.
109 00:05:32,623 00:05:33,708 I don't do it for the RTs. I don't do it for the RTs.
110 00:05:34,417 00:05:35,668 You don't have to say RTs. You don't have to say RTs.
111 00:05:35,752 00:05:37,003 Just say retweets, Dad. Just say retweets, Dad.
112 00:05:37,086 00:05:38,338 Can we please go? Can we please go?
113 00:05:38,588 00:05:40,631 The later we are, the longer we'll have to stay. The later we are, the longer we'll have to stay.
114 00:05:40,715 00:05:43,092 What's the rush? It's not like we're doing anything exciting afterward. What's the rush? It's not like we're doing anything exciting afterward.
115 00:05:43,301 00:05:44,802 I thought we were gonna have sex. I thought we were gonna have sex.
116 00:05:45,094 00:05:47,096 Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing gets me hotter Oh, yeah, 'cause nothing gets me hotter
117 00:05:47,180 00:05:49,891 than a plan in the day to have sex at night. Whoo, freaky! than a plan in the day to have sex at night. Whoo, freaky!
118 00:05:49,974 00:05:52,018 You want freaky sex? We could do freaky sex. You want freaky sex? We could do freaky sex.
119 00:05:52,101 00:05:53,519 Just let me know what you want me to do Just let me know what you want me to do
120 00:05:53,603 00:05:55,688 and I will do it to you at the designated time. and I will do it to you at the designated time.
121 00:05:55,772 00:05:58,274 That is the antithesis of freaky sex! Okay? That is the antithesis of freaky sex! Okay?
122 00:05:58,524 00:06:00,318 Just schedule me in your calendar. Just schedule me in your calendar.
123 00:06:00,401 00:06:02,779 "Intercourse with Leilani at 10:42." "Intercourse with Leilani at 10:42."
124 00:06:02,945 00:06:04,030 -Super sexy. -Okay. -Super sexy. -Okay.
125 00:06:04,113 00:06:07,075 Freaky sex and scheduling are not mutually exclusive, okay? Freaky sex and scheduling are not mutually exclusive, okay?
126 00:06:07,158 00:06:10,078 You think people just randomly show up at the same time for an orgy? You think people just randomly show up at the same time for an orgy?
127 00:06:10,161 00:06:11,788 No, they probably share a Google Calendar. No, they probably share a Google Calendar.
128 00:06:11,871 00:06:13,289 No, I think it's spontaneous. No, I think it's spontaneous.
129 00:06:13,372 00:06:15,124 One guy comes, and another guy comes. One guy comes, and another guy comes.
130 00:06:15,291 00:06:17,376 They show up and they have sex. They show up and they have sex.
131 00:06:17,460 00:06:20,004 It's a bunch of guys there, why wouldn't you have sex with them all? It's a bunch of guys there, why wouldn't you have sex with them all?
132 00:06:21,255 00:06:23,549 Okay, there's a lot to parse through there, Okay, there's a lot to parse through there,
133 00:06:24,008 00:06:26,844 but you're talking about a gang bang, I'm talking about an orgy. but you're talking about a gang bang, I'm talking about an orgy.
134 00:06:26,928 00:06:28,012 Tomato, tomahto. Tomato, tomahto.
135 00:06:28,096 00:06:30,306 And where are you getting your group sex information? And where are you getting your group sex information?
136 00:06:30,389 00:06:31,808 -BuzzFeed? - I don't know! -BuzzFeed? - I don't know!
137 00:06:41,943 00:06:44,695 So, who's gonna be at this dinner-party thing? So, who's gonna be at this dinner-party thing?
138 00:06:44,862 00:06:46,989 Um, Bobby and Reya. Um, Bobby and Reya.
139 00:06:48,491 00:06:49,617 Val... Val...
140 00:06:50,118 00:06:53,079 I think maybe Keith, Stefan... I think maybe Keith, Stefan...
141 00:06:53,454 00:06:54,997 -Um... -Oh, you think maybe Keith? -Um... -Oh, you think maybe Keith?
142 00:06:56,082 00:06:56,999 Yeah, maybe. Yeah, maybe.
143 00:06:57,083 00:06:58,918 As if you're not 100% sure he's gonna be there? As if you're not 100% sure he's gonna be there?
144 00:06:59,127 00:07:00,711 I'm not sure. I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm not.
145 00:07:00,795 00:07:02,380 Oh, yeah? You wanna bet? Oh, yeah? You wanna bet?
146 00:07:02,463 00:07:05,007 I bet he's gonna be there with his fucking lame jokes I bet he's gonna be there with his fucking lame jokes
147 00:07:05,091 00:07:06,592 and his boring IT stories and his... and his boring IT stories and his...
148 00:07:07,385 00:07:10,471 beach muscles he gets from diligent exercise and diet. beach muscles he gets from diligent exercise and diet.
149 00:07:10,555 00:07:13,474 -Are you done? -Hate to burst the Keith bubble, -Are you done? -Hate to burst the Keith bubble,
150 00:07:13,558 00:07:16,227 but all those hilarious jokes that he does? but all those hilarious jokes that he does?
151 00:07:16,727 00:07:18,896 Katt Williams. They're Katt Williams' jokes. Katt Williams. They're Katt Williams' jokes.
152 00:07:18,980 00:07:20,773 You're saying that he steals his jokes from Katt Williams? You're saying that he steals his jokes from Katt Williams?
153 00:07:20,857 00:07:21,774 Exactly. Exactly.
154 00:07:21,983 00:07:25,403 "How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole!" "How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm an asshole!"
155 00:07:25,820 00:07:27,238 That's Katt Williams, word for word. That's Katt Williams, word for word.
156 00:07:27,405 00:07:28,781 That doesn't even sound like Katt Williams. That doesn't even sound like Katt Williams.
157 00:07:28,865 00:07:30,074 Well, I'm not gonna use the voice. Well, I'm not gonna use the voice.
158 00:07:30,158 00:07:32,410 To win The Amazing Race, you need to be a team, To win The Amazing Race, you need to be a team,
159 00:07:32,493 00:07:33,703 you need to be on the same page. you need to be on the same page.
160 00:07:33,870 00:07:37,123 I feel like I'm on one page of the book and you're, like, reading a magazine. I feel like I'm on one page of the book and you're, like, reading a magazine.
161 00:07:37,206 00:07:39,375 Yeah. I would love to be on the same page as you, Yeah. I would love to be on the same page as you,
162 00:07:39,459 00:07:41,878 but you're always locked in your office editing that movie. but you're always locked in your office editing that movie.
163 00:07:41,961 00:07:43,129 It's not a movie. It's not a movie.
164 00:07:43,212 00:07:46,466 This is a documentary about corruption in the educational system. This is a documentary about corruption in the educational system.
165 00:07:46,549 00:07:48,301 How would I know? You won't even show it to me. How would I know? You won't even show it to me.
166 00:07:48,384 00:07:50,052 -I'll show it to you whenever you want. -Been working on it forever. -I'll show it to you whenever you want. -Been working on it forever.
167 00:07:50,136 00:07:51,471 Okay, great. How about tomorrow? Okay, great. How about tomorrow?
168 00:07:51,679 00:07:54,265 I can't do it tomorrow. I'm rendering the animation. I can't do it tomorrow. I'm rendering the animation.
169 00:07:57,018 00:07:58,686 Steph and George are getting married? Steph and George are getting married?
170 00:07:59,103 00:08:00,271 Did you just like that? Did you just like that?
171 00:08:01,230 00:08:02,231 Yeah. Yeah.
172 00:08:04,609 00:08:07,236 -What happened to "marriage is bullshit"? -It is. -What happened to "marriage is bullshit"? -It is.
173 00:08:07,320 00:08:09,489 Okay. Well, then why did you like it? Okay. Well, then why did you like it?
174 00:08:09,780 00:08:11,949 Because I didn't wanna be the only one out of our friends Because I didn't wanna be the only one out of our friends
175 00:08:12,033 00:08:13,784 to not like it. I'm not a hater. to not like it. I'm not a hater.
176 00:08:13,868 00:08:15,995 Okay. Since the day we've met, Okay. Since the day we've met,
177 00:08:16,078 00:08:18,623 you've talked about how you think marriage is fucking lame. you've talked about how you think marriage is fucking lame.
178 00:08:18,706 00:08:20,708 I didn't say "lame." I said "problematic." I didn't say "lame." I said "problematic."
179 00:08:20,791 00:08:23,961 Right. Two people declaring their eternal love for each other. Right. Two people declaring their eternal love for each other.
180 00:08:24,045 00:08:25,338 How problematic. How problematic.
181 00:08:25,421 00:08:27,715 You know what I think? I think you do want all that stuff. You know what I think? I think you do want all that stuff.
182 00:08:27,798 00:08:30,301 Marriage and kids. You just don't want it with me. Marriage and kids. You just don't want it with me.
183 00:08:30,384 00:08:33,221 And I think that you just want someone with no expectations, And I think that you just want someone with no expectations,
184 00:08:33,304 00:08:36,015 so you can sit in that room by yourself for the rest of your life. so you can sit in that room by yourself for the rest of your life.
185 00:08:36,182 00:08:37,558 I think you just want a relationship I think you just want a relationship
186 00:08:37,642 00:08:38,976 that you can brag about to your friends. that you can brag about to your friends.
187 00:08:39,060 00:08:41,229 Yeah, I do! And I'm not willing to settle. Yeah, I do! And I'm not willing to settle.
188 00:08:41,395 00:08:42,480 I don't wanna settle, either. I don't wanna settle, either.
189 00:08:42,563 00:08:45,358 That's why I don't wanna be with someone who's so fucking shallow. That's why I don't wanna be with someone who's so fucking shallow.
190 00:08:48,319 00:08:49,362 And I don't wanna be with someone And I don't wanna be with someone
191 00:08:49,445 00:08:51,697 who's so satisfied with being a failure. who's so satisfied with being a failure.
192 00:09:01,749 00:09:03,876 -I can't do this anymore. - This isn't working. -I can't do this anymore. - This isn't working.
193 00:09:13,010 00:09:14,095 Are we done? Are we done?
194 00:09:14,262 00:09:16,472 I think we've been done for a while. I think we've been done for a while.
195 00:09:23,145 00:09:25,064 - Oh, fuck! - Shit! - Oh, fuck! - Shit!
196 00:09:25,523 00:09:28,359 - Oh, fuck. Uh... - Shit. - Oh, fuck. Uh... - Shit.
197 00:09:30,695 00:09:32,863 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Uh... -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Uh...
198 00:09:32,947 00:09:34,949 -Uh, are you okay? - You okay? -Uh, are you okay? - You okay?
199 00:09:35,533 00:09:37,535 Oh, there's blood. Here, let me help you up. Oh, there's blood. Here, let me help you up.
200 00:09:37,618 00:09:39,161 No, no, you probably shouldn't move him. No, no, you probably shouldn't move him.
201 00:09:39,245 00:09:40,371 Oh, right. Yeah. Oh, right. Yeah.
202 00:09:40,538 00:09:42,456 -I'm gonna call 911, okay? -No, no, no! -I'm gonna call 911, okay? -No, no, no!
203 00:09:42,540 00:09:44,041 I'm fine. I gotta go. I'm fine. I gotta go.
204 00:09:44,125 00:09:45,167 You're bleeding, you're not fine. You're bleeding, you're not fine.
205 00:09:45,251 00:09:46,711 - Are you sure? -I gotta go. I gotta go! - Are you sure? -I gotta go. I gotta go!
206 00:09:46,794 00:09:48,212 Oh. Oh.
207 00:09:49,964 00:09:52,550 Uh... I don't know if that's a good idea, man. Uh... I don't know if that's a good idea, man.
208 00:09:53,092 00:09:54,719 -Thank you. -I'll call 911. -Thank you. -I'll call 911.
209 00:09:54,802 00:09:57,471 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! You forgot your phone! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! You forgot your phone!
210 00:09:58,723 00:09:59,890 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
211 00:10:08,608 00:10:10,484 -I need your car! -What? -I need your car! -What?
212 00:10:10,568 00:10:12,236 I'm a police officer and he's a criminal! I'm a police officer and he's a criminal!
213 00:10:12,320 00:10:13,904 Move the fuck over! Get in the back! Move the fuck over! Get in the back!
214 00:10:14,030 00:10:15,281 Move, move, move! Move, move, move!
215 00:10:16,073 00:10:16,949 Hold on. Hold on.
216 00:10:20,953 00:10:21,996 -Where'd he go? -Huh? -Where'd he go? -Huh?
217 00:10:22,163 00:10:23,331 -Where'd he go? -Where'd he go?
218 00:10:23,998 00:10:25,666 -He went that way! -He went that way!
219 00:10:25,875 00:10:27,960 East! East! Uh, suspect headed eastbound. East! East! Uh, suspect headed eastbound.
220 00:10:34,467 00:10:35,801 What did he do? Was it drugs? What did he do? Was it drugs?
221 00:10:36,093 00:10:37,511 It was drugs, huh? Are you undercover? It was drugs, huh? Are you undercover?
222 00:10:37,595 00:10:39,639 You can't tell us if you're undercover, huh? I get it. You can't tell us if you're undercover, huh? I get it.
223 00:10:39,847 00:10:41,599 At least we didn't hit a good guy, right? At least we didn't hit a good guy, right?
224 00:10:41,682 00:10:44,268 It's not good that we hit someone, but at least we hit a bad guy? It's not good that we hit someone, but at least we hit a bad guy?
225 00:10:44,352 00:10:46,520 Yeah, who rides a bike in this part of town? Yeah, who rides a bike in this part of town?
226 00:10:46,687 00:10:48,105 Yeah, where do you think you are, Europe? Yeah, where do you think you are, Europe?
227 00:10:51,984 00:10:53,402 Sorry, we'll be serious. Sorry, we'll be serious.
228 00:10:53,569 00:10:55,529 Right there! There he goes! Right there! There he goes!
229 00:10:58,157 00:10:59,700 Off the sidewalk, asshole! Off the sidewalk, asshole!
230 00:11:05,956 00:11:07,166 Turn, turn, turn! Turn, turn, turn!
231 00:11:07,541 00:11:09,043 We got him. Yes! We got him. Yes!
232 00:11:11,128 00:11:12,880 - Shit! - Shit!
233 00:11:14,840 00:11:16,425 Rats! Right? Rats! Right?
234 00:11:16,509 00:11:18,219 Wait, if you make a left up here, you can cut him off. Wait, if you make a left up here, you can cut him off.
235 00:11:18,386 00:11:19,804 Oh, good idea. Oh! Oh, good idea. Oh!
236 00:11:21,138 00:11:22,390 - Yep! -Whoo. - Yep! -Whoo.
237 00:11:25,643 00:11:26,894 -There he is, over there! -Oh! Oh! -There he is, over there! -Oh! Oh!
238 00:11:28,854 00:11:29,688 Oh. Oh.
239 00:11:30,064 00:11:31,357 Fucking jaywalkers. Fucking jaywalkers.
240 00:11:36,028 00:11:38,489 Shit, he's going in circles! What an idiot! Shit, he's going in circles! What an idiot!
241 00:11:41,784 00:11:43,494 - Turn! Turn! - Turn! - Turn! Turn! - Turn!
242 00:11:44,662 00:11:46,205 There, there, there! Go, go, go! There, there, there! Go, go, go!
243 00:11:46,288 00:11:47,289 He turned the corner! He turned the corner!
244 00:11:47,373 00:11:49,083 Go down this alley, it's a dead end! Go down this alley, it's a dead end!
245 00:11:49,708 00:11:52,086 It's, it's, it's! Justice! It's, it's, it's! Justice!
246 00:12:00,469 00:12:01,720 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
247 00:12:19,029 00:12:20,114 A... A...
248 00:12:22,575 00:12:24,326 -Oh, oh... -Oh, oh...
249 00:12:30,791 00:12:32,793 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
250 00:12:46,891 00:12:48,517 I don't think he's a cop. I don't think he's a cop.
251 00:13:14,835 00:13:16,170 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
252 00:13:16,754 00:13:18,005 Hello? Hello?
253 00:13:19,089 00:13:20,299 I think he's fucking dead. I think he's fucking dead.
254 00:13:21,383 00:13:22,384 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
255 00:13:23,010 00:13:25,179 - What the fuck? -Oh, my God. - What the fuck? -Oh, my God.
256 00:13:28,891 00:13:31,060 Oh, my God, what did you do? Oh, my God, what did you do?
257 00:13:31,977 00:13:34,605 -Oh. Oh, no, no, no. -Oh, oh-- No, no, no. -Oh. Oh, no, no, no. -Oh, oh-- No, no, no.
258 00:13:34,688 00:13:35,689 This isn't what it looks like. This isn't what it looks like.
259 00:13:35,773 00:13:36,774 We didn't kill him. We didn't kill him.
260 00:13:36,857 00:13:38,359 You hit him with your car, man. You hit him with your car, man.
261 00:13:38,442 00:13:40,069 No! I mean, yes, I did, but-- No! I mean, yes, I did, but--
262 00:13:40,152 00:13:42,238 -No, that was-- That's all. -That was a while ago. -No, that was-- That's all. -That was a while ago.
263 00:13:42,321 00:13:43,322 Oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.
264 00:13:43,447 00:13:46,659 After I hit him, he was alive and, like, great. After I hit him, he was alive and, like, great.
265 00:13:46,742 00:13:48,494 Not "great." He wasn't having the best day, Not "great." He wasn't having the best day,
266 00:13:48,577 00:13:49,995 but he has been breathing since then. but he has been breathing since then.
267 00:13:50,246 00:13:51,247 He's fucking dead! He's fucking dead!
268 00:13:51,330 00:13:53,457 We know he's dead, but we didn't kill him. We know he's dead, but we didn't kill him.
269 00:13:53,541 00:13:54,667 He just said he killed him. He just said he killed him.
270 00:13:54,917 00:13:56,961 No. I said I hit him with my car. No. I said I hit him with my car.
271 00:13:57,044 00:13:59,755 -Clearly it worked. You killed a guy with your car, man! - Okay, but, no, wait. -Clearly it worked. You killed a guy with your car, man! - Okay, but, no, wait.
272 00:13:59,838 00:14:01,590 -We hit him earlier and then we were just drivin' to... - I was driving, -We hit him earlier and then we were just drivin' to... - I was driving,
273 00:14:01,674 00:14:03,384 -and we broke up, and I got distracted... -...Bobby and Reya's house. -and we broke up, and I got distracted... -...Bobby and Reya's house.
274 00:14:03,467 00:14:04,301 ...and I ran through a red light... ...and I ran through a red light...
275 00:14:04,385 00:14:05,219 -But a moustache came in... - But then this guy -But a moustache came in... - But then this guy
276 00:14:05,302 00:14:06,637 with a weird moustache... No, we hit him earlier. with a weird moustache... No, we hit him earlier.
277 00:14:06,720 00:14:08,305 I helped him a little bit with my map, I helped him a little bit with my map,
278 00:14:08,389 00:14:09,807 which I admit was definitely a mistake. which I admit was definitely a mistake.
279 00:14:09,890 00:14:11,642 He took our car, he ran over him like a dog-- He took our car, he ran over him like a dog--
280 00:14:11,725 00:14:12,893 We need to call the cops. We need to call the cops.
281 00:14:12,977 00:14:14,979 And then back and forth ten times And then back and forth ten times
282 00:14:15,062 00:14:16,605 and now I've got a dead guy's blood on me and now I've got a dead guy's blood on me
283 00:14:16,689 00:14:18,107 and my car's a fucking murder weapon! and my car's a fucking murder weapon!
284 00:14:18,190 00:14:19,984 -What are you doing? -I'm calling 911. -What are you doing? -I'm calling 911.
285 00:14:20,067 00:14:21,402 Please don't do that. We would never hurt anyone. Please don't do that. We would never hurt anyone.
286 00:14:21,610 00:14:23,279 I'd like to report a murder or whatever. I'd like to report a murder or whatever.
287 00:14:23,362 00:14:24,697 We didn't murder anybody! We didn't murder anybody!
288 00:14:24,947 00:14:26,532 -Yeah, stop. - You stop! -Yeah, stop. - You stop!
289 00:14:27,366 00:14:28,993 Oh, my God, the police aren't gonna believe us. Oh, my God, the police aren't gonna believe us.
290 00:14:29,076 00:14:30,661 Do you know how stupid we sound? Do you know how stupid we sound?
291 00:14:30,911 00:14:33,330 -This is a citizen's arrest. -What is that? -This is a citizen's arrest. -What is that?
292 00:14:33,414 00:14:34,540 It's an arrest from a citizen. It's an arrest from a citizen.
293 00:14:34,623 00:14:35,624 Can you do that? Can you do that?
294 00:14:36,041 00:14:37,960 -Can he do that? -On the count of three. Okay? -Can he do that? -On the count of three. Okay?
295 00:14:38,043 00:14:39,044 On the count of three, what? On the count of three, what?
296 00:14:39,128 00:14:40,129 What is that face? What is that face?
297 00:14:40,296 00:14:42,381 I can't read your face! Just say it. I can't read your face! Just say it.
298 00:14:42,464 00:14:43,465 On the count of three. On the count of three.
299 00:14:43,549 00:14:45,175 -What? What? -One, two, three, go! -What? What? -One, two, three, go!
300 00:14:45,259 00:14:46,594 The guy just ran for it. The guy just ran for it.
301 00:14:46,677 00:14:47,678 Jibran! Jibran!
302 00:14:47,761 00:14:48,804 Okay, the guy's name is Jibran. Okay, the guy's name is Jibran.
303 00:14:49,305 00:14:50,472 Run, Leilani! Run, Leilani!
304 00:14:50,556 00:14:51,891 And the girl's name is actually Leilani. And the girl's name is actually Leilani.
305 00:14:51,974 00:14:53,267 Shit. Shit.
306 00:14:53,350 00:14:55,102 She's-- She's running too now. She's-- She's running too now.
307 00:14:55,185 00:14:57,104 She just happens to be African-American She just happens to be African-American
308 00:14:57,187 00:14:59,356 and he just happens to be a person of color as well. and he just happens to be a person of color as well.
309 00:14:59,440 00:15:00,774 But I don't, like, think they're murderers But I don't, like, think they're murderers
310 00:15:00,858 00:15:02,651 because they're minorities. I think they're murderers because they're minorities. I think they're murderers
311 00:15:02,735 00:15:04,278 because they literally just killed a guy because they literally just killed a guy
312 00:15:04,361 00:15:05,946 -and he's laying here. -Oh, fuck. -and he's laying here. -Oh, fuck.
313 00:15:17,458 00:15:18,459 Hey. Hey.
314 00:15:20,127 00:15:21,295 Are you okay? Are you okay?
315 00:15:23,631 00:15:25,758 - Nosebleeds. - It's house painting with red paint. - Nosebleeds. - It's house painting with red paint.
316 00:15:25,841 00:15:28,552 We were painting the kitchen blood colors? We were painting the kitchen blood colors?
317 00:15:34,308 00:15:35,601 What can I get for you guys? What can I get for you guys?
318 00:15:35,726 00:15:37,227 Do you have alcohol? Do you have alcohol?
319 00:15:37,311 00:15:39,647 -Two, please. -Two. -Two, please. -Two.
320 00:15:39,730 00:15:40,731 Two what? Two what?
321 00:15:40,814 00:15:43,150 Two alcohols, please. Thank you so much. Two alcohols, please. Thank you so much.
322 00:15:44,443 00:15:45,945 We don't serve alcohol. We don't serve alcohol.
323 00:15:50,783 00:15:52,368 We have to go to the police. We have to go to the police.
324 00:15:52,993 00:15:54,078 Us? Us?
325 00:15:55,287 00:15:56,538 You and me? You and me?
326 00:15:56,956 00:15:58,290 How do you think that's gonna go? How do you think that's gonna go?
327 00:15:58,374 00:16:00,334 It's the best bad idea. It's the best bad idea.
328 00:16:00,417 00:16:03,128 No, it's not. They're gonna arrest us in two seconds. No, it's not. They're gonna arrest us in two seconds.
329 00:16:03,462 00:16:05,005 Maybe we just tell them the truth. Maybe we just tell them the truth.
330 00:16:05,089 00:16:06,465 Do you think the police care about the truth? Do you think the police care about the truth?
331 00:16:06,548 00:16:07,549 Do you think they're gonna give us Do you think they're gonna give us
332 00:16:07,633 00:16:09,051 the benefit of the doubt? the benefit of the doubt?
333 00:16:09,259 00:16:10,761 -But what else? -Jibran, -But what else? -Jibran,
334 00:16:10,844 00:16:12,930 the truth sounds crazy. the truth sounds crazy.
335 00:16:14,014 00:16:15,015 What are you gonna say to them? What are you gonna say to them?
336 00:16:16,433 00:16:17,434 "Hello, Officer. "Hello, Officer.
337 00:16:18,018 00:16:20,771 We are turning ourselves in for now, We are turning ourselves in for now,
338 00:16:21,021 00:16:23,190 because we have nothing to hide." because we have nothing to hide."
339 00:16:23,273 00:16:25,109 "Then why'd you run from the scene of the crime?" "Then why'd you run from the scene of the crime?"
340 00:16:25,192 00:16:26,402 "Good question, Officer. "Good question, Officer.
341 00:16:26,735 00:16:28,821 That's why you're good at your job. That's why you're good at your job.
342 00:16:29,446 00:16:31,907 It's because we looked guilty. It's because we looked guilty.
343 00:16:31,991 00:16:35,160 Which was scary for us, because we are not guilty. Which was scary for us, because we are not guilty.
344 00:16:35,244 00:16:37,746 So, in a way, us running only proves that we are--" So, in a way, us running only proves that we are--"
345 00:16:37,830 00:16:40,082 "That's me covering up my bodycam, "That's me covering up my bodycam,
346 00:16:40,165 00:16:42,918 so I can beat your ass, you fucking liar." so I can beat your ass, you fucking liar."
347 00:16:43,210 00:16:45,671 -Okay. Okay. Done? -Nope. -Okay. Okay. Done? -Nope.
348 00:16:47,673 00:16:49,758 That was me throwing the book at you. That was me throwing the book at you.
349 00:16:50,718 00:16:52,720 You know there's no real actual book, right? You know there's no real actual book, right?
350 00:16:52,803 00:16:54,722 "So you left a man dead in the street?" "So you left a man dead in the street?"
351 00:16:54,805 00:16:57,349 -"We did not leave him dead." -"And didn't call the police?" -"We did not leave him dead." -"And didn't call the police?"
352 00:16:57,433 00:16:59,476 "Because there was no time, because we had to--" "Because there was no time, because we had to--"
353 00:16:59,643 00:17:01,770 "Brown man, you sound crazy." "Brown man, you sound crazy."
354 00:17:02,062 00:17:03,689 -"Don't say that." -"You look like a murderer to me." -"Don't say that." -"You look like a murderer to me."
355 00:17:03,772 00:17:05,566 -"Don't say that." -"Look at your murderous beard -"Don't say that." -"Look at your murderous beard
356 00:17:05,774 00:17:07,359 and your murderous brow." and your murderous brow."
357 00:17:07,443 00:17:08,819 You said you liked the beard. You said you liked the beard.
358 00:17:08,902 00:17:11,113 Your beard looks like murder. Your beard looks like murder.
359 00:17:17,536 00:17:19,163 - Don't. - Hello? - Don't. - Hello?
360 00:17:19,246 00:17:20,789 Leilani, where the fuck are you guys? Leilani, where the fuck are you guys?
361 00:17:20,873 00:17:23,375 I'm so sorry. We bumped into an old friend. I'm so sorry. We bumped into an old friend.
362 00:17:23,959 00:17:25,711 -And... -Still at home. -And... -Still at home.
363 00:17:25,794 00:17:28,088 we were going back and forth with him several times. we were going back and forth with him several times.
364 00:17:28,172 00:17:29,173 Can you tell them to grab some wine Can you tell them to grab some wine
365 00:17:29,256 00:17:30,549 We don't have any white for Evonne. We don't have any white for Evonne.
366 00:17:30,632 00:17:33,552 Hey, can you pick up a bottle of pinot? Grigio, not noir. Hey, can you pick up a bottle of pinot? Grigio, not noir.
367 00:17:33,635 00:17:35,220 Sure, we'll bring a bottle over. Sure, we'll bring a bottle over.
368 00:17:35,345 00:17:36,847 Great. See you in a bit. Great. See you in a bit.
369 00:17:37,806 00:17:41,060 -What's going on? -They're acting weird. -What's going on? -They're acting weird.
370 00:17:41,643 00:17:42,728 How you know it's nice to meet me? How you know it's nice to meet me?
371 00:17:42,811 00:17:44,730 -What if I'm an asshole? -What if I'm an asshole?
372 00:17:45,105 00:17:46,398 You're hilarious. You're hilarious.
373 00:17:59,203 00:18:00,662 This silver milkshake container This silver milkshake container
374 00:18:00,746 00:18:02,581 is such a thing, you know? is such a thing, you know?
375 00:18:02,831 00:18:04,166 They're always like, "We made too much, They're always like, "We made too much,
376 00:18:04,249 00:18:05,709 so here's the extra and the container so here's the extra and the container
377 00:18:05,793 00:18:06,794 that we made it in." that we made it in."
378 00:18:06,877 00:18:08,587 They can't just measure it out? They can't just measure it out?
379 00:18:08,879 00:18:10,589 Huh? Huh?
380 00:18:10,923 00:18:12,966 They don't do that with other stuff. They don't do that with other stuff.
381 00:18:13,050 00:18:14,885 They're not like, "Well, here's spaghetti They're not like, "Well, here's spaghetti
382 00:18:14,968 00:18:16,845 and here's some more spaghetti on the side. and here's some more spaghetti on the side.
383 00:18:17,012 00:18:19,223 We made too much for the spaghetti plate. We made too much for the spaghetti plate.
384 00:18:19,681 00:18:20,974 Here's soup. Here's soup.
385 00:18:21,058 00:18:22,851 We didn't wanna measure it out early on, We didn't wanna measure it out early on,
386 00:18:22,935 00:18:24,269 and here we are." and here we are."
387 00:18:24,353 00:18:26,146 Like, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck?
388 00:18:26,396 00:18:28,607 -It's crazy. -It's so crazy. -It's crazy. -It's so crazy.
389 00:18:28,690 00:18:31,944 Not the extra milkshake container. Not the extra milkshake container.
390 00:18:40,744 00:18:43,372 Is this Leilani Brooks? Is this Leilani Brooks?
391 00:18:44,289 00:18:45,374 Who is this? Who is this?
392 00:18:45,457 00:18:47,835 This is Detective Mary Martin of the New Orleans PD. This is Detective Mary Martin of the New Orleans PD.
393 00:18:48,252 00:18:49,253 Hi, Detective. Hi, Detective.
394 00:18:49,336 00:18:51,839 Ma'am, have you driven your vehicle at any time today? Ma'am, have you driven your vehicle at any time today?
395 00:18:53,090 00:18:55,843 No, not-not today. Mmm-mmm. No, not-not today. Mmm-mmm.
396 00:18:56,093 00:18:57,177 Can I ask where you are right now? Can I ask where you are right now?
397 00:18:57,261 00:18:58,595 She's asking where I am right now. She's asking where I am right now.
398 00:18:58,679 00:19:00,013 - Hang up. -Home. - Hang up. -Home.
399 00:19:00,347 00:19:02,266 I'm home. Just chilling. I'm home. Just chilling.
400 00:19:02,349 00:19:04,393 Are you saying that your vehicle is at home as well? Are you saying that your vehicle is at home as well?
401 00:19:04,685 00:19:05,769 - Hang up. -Yes! - Hang up. -Yes!
402 00:19:06,812 00:19:09,356 If I just go to my window right now, I should see-- If I just go to my window right now, I should see--
403 00:19:10,357 00:19:11,483 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
404 00:19:12,067 00:19:13,861 Honey, wasn't our car parked outside? Honey, wasn't our car parked outside?
405 00:19:13,944 00:19:14,987 This is crazy, Detective. This is crazy, Detective.
406 00:19:15,070 00:19:17,698 I must have left the keys in the ignition. I must have left the keys in the ignition.
407 00:19:17,948 00:19:19,616 Can I get you two anything else? Can I get you two anything else?
408 00:19:20,117 00:19:21,285 Is that a waitress? Is that a waitress?
409 00:19:21,368 00:19:23,287 Ma'am, where are you right now? Ma'am, where are you right now?
410 00:19:24,329 00:19:25,455 We'll get the check. We'll get the check.
411 00:19:27,958 00:19:29,543 We're so fucked! We're so fucked!
412 00:19:29,626 00:19:30,961 No, we're not. No, we're not.
413 00:19:32,004 00:19:33,297 We just have to lay low We just have to lay low
414 00:19:33,839 00:19:37,176 and keep a low profile until this blows over. and keep a low profile until this blows over.
415 00:19:37,259 00:19:38,594 I don't think-- I don't think--
416 00:19:39,553 00:19:41,471 Murders don't blow over, Lei. Murders don't blow over, Lei.
417 00:19:41,555 00:19:42,556 Yes, they do. Yes, they do.
418 00:19:42,639 00:19:45,225 If the police find the guy that they're looking for. If the police find the guy that they're looking for.
419 00:19:45,309 00:19:47,019 You and me are the guy they're looking for. You and me are the guy they're looking for.
420 00:19:47,102 00:19:49,646 You know that song "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do"? You know that song "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do"?
421 00:19:49,730 00:19:52,191 We're the bad boys. What are we gonna do? We're the bad boys. What are we gonna do?
422 00:19:52,316 00:19:54,026 Yeah, I know that song Who Let the Dogs Out. Yeah, I know that song Who Let the Dogs Out.
423 00:19:54,526 00:19:55,986 And I'm always like, who did let the dogs out? And I'm always like, who did let the dogs out?
424 00:19:56,069 00:19:57,863 Are we just talking about songs that we remember? Are we just talking about songs that we remember?
425 00:19:58,030 00:19:59,031 You started it. You started it.
426 00:20:01,033 00:20:03,118 Bicycle guy's phone bing-bonged. Bicycle guy's phone bing-bonged.
427 00:20:03,202 00:20:04,494 It just made a bing-bong sound. It just made a bing-bong sound.
428 00:20:04,578 00:20:06,747 Oh, don't touch it! That's evidence! Oh, don't touch it! That's evidence!
429 00:20:06,830 00:20:08,498 I've been touching it the whole time. I've been touching it the whole time.
430 00:20:10,500 00:20:13,503 It's his calendar. "Edie at Dragon's Den." It's his calendar. "Edie at Dragon's Den."
431 00:20:13,754 00:20:15,422 Wait. This Edie person Wait. This Edie person
432 00:20:15,505 00:20:17,674 obviously knows Bicycle, right? obviously knows Bicycle, right?
433 00:20:18,175 00:20:21,845 -What? -So what if she knows who wanted to kill Bicycle? -What? -So what if she knows who wanted to kill Bicycle?
434 00:20:22,387 00:20:24,014 Oh. Okay, so you're suggesting Oh. Okay, so you're suggesting
435 00:20:24,097 00:20:26,350 we actually go out there and solve a-- we actually go out there and solve a--
436 00:20:26,433 00:20:28,310 murder? That's what you're suggesting? murder? That's what you're suggesting?
437 00:20:29,019 00:20:30,270 Kinda. Kinda.
438 00:20:30,354 00:20:31,730 Who the fuck do you think we are? Who the fuck do you think we are?
439 00:20:31,897 00:20:32,856 Hobbs and Shaw? Hobbs and Shaw?
440 00:20:32,940 00:20:34,149 We're not even a couple. We're not even a couple.
441 00:20:34,233 00:20:35,651 We couldn't figure out our relationship. We couldn't figure out our relationship.
442 00:20:35,734 00:20:38,237 You think that we're gonna figure out who killed Bicycle? You think that we're gonna figure out who killed Bicycle?
443 00:20:41,823 00:20:43,200 We did break up, right? We did break up, right?
444 00:20:45,285 00:20:46,328 Yeah. Yeah.
445 00:20:46,411 00:20:47,621 Okay. Okay.
446 00:20:49,248 00:20:50,749 Jibran, all we need is a name. Jibran, all we need is a name.
447 00:20:50,999 00:20:52,334 We get Mustache's name, We get Mustache's name,
448 00:20:52,417 00:20:54,962 we take it to the police, and then we're in the clear. we take it to the police, and then we're in the clear.
449 00:20:55,712 00:20:57,130 We have ten minutes to get there. We have ten minutes to get there.
450 00:20:57,214 00:20:59,800 I don't think this is a good idea at all. I don't think this is a good idea at all.
451 00:20:59,967 00:21:02,678 I know you're scared, Ji, and I'm scared, too. I know you're scared, Ji, and I'm scared, too.
452 00:21:02,928 00:21:04,012 But... But...
453 00:21:06,473 00:21:08,016 What a sweet baby. What a sweet baby.
454 00:21:08,392 00:21:09,726 Woof-woof. Woof-woof.
455 00:21:10,143 00:21:13,272 Can we try Edie? See if she can help us? Can we try Edie? See if she can help us?
456 00:21:14,898 00:21:16,149 Okay. Okay.
457 00:21:16,233 00:21:17,359 But if you're wrong and we spend But if you're wrong and we spend
458 00:21:17,442 00:21:18,819 the rest of our lives on death row, the rest of our lives on death row,
459 00:21:18,902 00:21:19,945 I'm gonna be so pissed at you. I'm gonna be so pissed at you.
460 00:21:20,529 00:21:21,738 That's fair. That's fair.
461 00:21:25,325 00:21:26,994 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.
462 00:21:27,077 00:21:28,495 It's the police. It's the police.
463 00:21:28,578 00:21:31,039 -Don't answer it, ignore it. -Right, right, right. -Don't answer it, ignore it. -Right, right, right.
464 00:21:31,665 00:21:33,083 Right, right. Right, right.
465 00:21:34,501 00:21:36,169 Why do they still have the cigarette lighter? Why do they still have the cigarette lighter?
466 00:21:36,253 00:21:38,338 Like, just make it a power outlet Like, just make it a power outlet
467 00:21:38,422 00:21:39,548 at this point, you know? at this point, you know?
468 00:21:39,631 00:21:41,383 Like, who's like, "I'm operating a vehicle, Like, who's like, "I'm operating a vehicle,
469 00:21:41,466 00:21:42,968 I want to introduce fire into this--" I want to introduce fire into this--"
470 00:21:43,051 00:21:45,554 Jibran, please. No more milkshake monologues, Jibran, please. No more milkshake monologues,
471 00:21:45,637 00:21:47,431 -okay? -Right. -okay? -Right.
472 00:21:48,140 00:21:50,017 Excuse me, sir, this isn't our destination. Excuse me, sir, this isn't our destination.
473 00:21:53,979 00:21:55,939 -Are you Leon? - Yes, sir. -Are you Leon? - Yes, sir.
474 00:21:56,148 00:21:58,567 - Dope. - Dope.
475 00:22:02,112 00:22:03,488 You ordered a Lyft share. You ordered a Lyft share.
476 00:22:03,864 00:22:06,241 I just have it set on that option by default. I just have it set on that option by default.
477 00:22:08,201 00:22:09,870 You're amazing. You're amazing.
478 00:22:10,537 00:22:11,788 Oh, you're amazing. Oh, you're amazing.
479 00:22:11,872 00:22:13,540 But you're like amazing-amazing. But you're like amazing-amazing.
480 00:22:13,623 00:22:14,708 No, you are. No, you are.
481 00:22:14,791 00:22:15,917 I miss you when we're together. I miss you when we're together.
482 00:22:16,626 00:22:18,128 Like, right this second, Like, right this second,
483 00:22:18,211 00:22:20,797 I am sitting next to you and I miss you. I am sitting next to you and I miss you.
484 00:22:21,423 00:22:22,549 Aw, baby. Aw, baby.
485 00:22:22,716 00:22:25,052 So, we're gonna go to this spot So, we're gonna go to this spot
486 00:22:25,135 00:22:26,303 and find this Edie person and find this Edie person
487 00:22:26,386 00:22:29,181 -and then see what happens. -and then see what happens.
488 00:22:29,806 00:22:31,975 How are we gonna know who Edie is? How are we gonna know who Edie is?
489 00:22:32,059 00:22:35,270 I don't know, we just go up to her and ask if-- I don't know, we just go up to her and ask if--
490 00:22:36,897 00:22:39,149 I love you more than I love my mom! I love you more than I love my mom!
491 00:22:39,316 00:22:41,151 Shut the fuck up! Okay? Shut the fuck up! Okay?
492 00:22:41,234 00:22:42,319 It's all kissy and huggy now, It's all kissy and huggy now,
493 00:22:42,402 00:22:44,529 but it all comes crashing down. but it all comes crashing down.
494 00:22:45,030 00:22:46,114 Okay? Okay?
495 00:22:50,994 00:22:53,663 All right, here we go into the Dragon's Den. All right, here we go into the Dragon's Den.
496 00:22:53,747 00:22:55,415 It'll be fine. We got this. It'll be fine. We got this.
497 00:22:59,628 00:23:00,837 It's not that bad. It's not that bad.
498 00:23:01,254 00:23:02,798 We just gotta find her. We just gotta find her.
499 00:23:02,923 00:23:04,216 Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
500 00:23:05,258 00:23:07,594 We just act super normal, okay? We just act super normal, okay?
501 00:23:08,178 00:23:09,346 Yeah. Yeah.
502 00:23:09,429 00:23:12,349 We're normal. Just normal people. We're normal. Just normal people.
503 00:23:13,934 00:23:15,352 Coming to a bar. Coming to a bar.
504 00:23:21,316 00:23:22,818 We should not have come here. We should not have come here.
505 00:23:22,901 00:23:25,737 You say that anytime we go anywhere with people. You say that anytime we go anywhere with people.
506 00:23:25,821 00:23:28,031 I was talking about the sense of impending doom I was talking about the sense of impending doom
507 00:23:28,115 00:23:30,283 that's growing in the pit of my stomach right now! that's growing in the pit of my stomach right now!
508 00:23:30,617 00:23:32,744 I'm just saying. If I never made plans, I'm just saying. If I never made plans,
509 00:23:32,828 00:23:34,037 we would never go anywhere. we would never go anywhere.
510 00:23:34,121 00:23:36,706 Congratulations, you made plans and this happened. Congratulations, you made plans and this happened.
511 00:23:52,305 00:23:53,515 Okay, act normal. Okay, act normal.
512 00:23:53,598 00:23:55,142 - Love dancing. - Whoo! - Love dancing. - Whoo!
513 00:23:55,225 00:23:56,560 Normal-people shit. Normal-people shit.
514 00:24:06,236 00:24:07,445 That has to be her. That has to be her.
515 00:24:08,029 00:24:09,114 Okay, what do we do? Okay, what do we do?
516 00:24:10,657 00:24:12,284 We should go over there, right? We should go over there, right?
517 00:24:28,758 00:24:29,759 Edie? Edie?
518 00:24:31,052 00:24:32,137 Edie. Edie.
519 00:24:32,220 00:24:33,930 - Edie? - Edie?
520 00:24:34,431 00:24:35,557 Stop talking. Stop talking.
521 00:24:36,308 00:24:37,392 Come with me. Come with me.
522 00:24:41,104 00:24:43,356 Who are you? He sent you? Who are you? He sent you?
523 00:24:43,565 00:24:44,774 Yeah. Um... Yeah. Um...
524 00:24:45,275 00:24:47,194 Jibran, why don't you explain? Jibran, why don't you explain?
525 00:24:47,277 00:24:50,238 Um... There's sort of not a good starting point. Um... There's sort of not a good starting point.
526 00:24:50,322 00:24:52,574 He wants to be unprofessional and send two strangers He wants to be unprofessional and send two strangers
527 00:24:52,657 00:24:54,784 instead of coming himself, that's fine. instead of coming himself, that's fine.
528 00:24:54,868 00:24:56,578 Let's just do this and be done with it. Let's just do this and be done with it.
529 00:24:56,661 00:24:58,246 We just had a question, and we wanted to know We just had a question, and we wanted to know
530 00:24:58,330 00:24:59,331 if you know a guy with a mustache? if you know a guy with a mustache?
531 00:24:59,414 00:25:00,415 We don't know what's going on. We don't know what's going on.
532 00:25:00,498 00:25:01,750 Know a guy with a mustache? Know a guy with a mustache?
533 00:25:01,833 00:25:04,419 Okay, drop the act. It's unbecoming. Okay, drop the act. It's unbecoming.
534 00:25:04,502 00:25:06,463 There's a way to do this that's respectable. There's a way to do this that's respectable.
535 00:25:10,967 00:25:13,428 And this? This is not that. And this? This is not that.
536 00:25:23,063 00:25:25,232 Hand 'em over and this can all end. Hand 'em over and this can all end.
537 00:25:25,440 00:25:26,650 -What? -Oh, no. -What? -Oh, no.
538 00:25:26,733 00:25:29,069 The pictures. Give me the envelope. The pictures. Give me the envelope.
539 00:25:29,402 00:25:30,737 -What pictures? - Oh, no. -What pictures? - Oh, no.
540 00:25:30,820 00:25:32,489 You guys think you're the only ones You guys think you're the only ones
541 00:25:32,572 00:25:34,366 who can dig up a little dirt? who can dig up a little dirt?
542 00:25:36,201 00:25:37,661 I know who your boss is. I know who your boss is.
543 00:25:37,744 00:25:39,537 We don't have a boss. We don't work together. We don't have a boss. We don't work together.
544 00:25:39,621 00:25:41,164 We don't know what pictures you're talking about. We don't know what pictures you're talking about.
545 00:25:41,248 00:25:43,833 I'm a documentary filmmaker, she works at an ad agency. I'm a documentary filmmaker, she works at an ad agency.
546 00:25:43,917 00:25:45,377 You remember that commercial where the guy's a nerd You remember that commercial where the guy's a nerd
547 00:25:45,460 00:25:46,670 and then he uses this body wash and then he uses this body wash
548 00:25:46,753 00:25:48,380 and all the girls, like, wanna fuck him? and all the girls, like, wanna fuck him?
549 00:25:48,463 00:25:50,173 -That was her idea! -That was my idea. -That was her idea! -That was my idea.
550 00:25:50,257 00:25:51,258 It was based on a true story. It was based on a true story.
551 00:25:51,341 00:25:52,801 This guy was really nerdy at my college, This guy was really nerdy at my college,
552 00:25:52,884 00:25:54,135 and he would smell good and then I was like, and he would smell good and then I was like,
553 00:25:54,219 00:25:55,220 "I like him now." "I like him now."
554 00:25:55,303 00:25:56,888 She didn't like the way a guy looked at college, She didn't like the way a guy looked at college,
555 00:25:56,972 00:25:59,015 and then he smelled better and then she fucked him! and then he smelled better and then she fucked him!
556 00:25:59,099 00:26:01,101 But it's fine, and we don't know anything! But it's fine, and we don't know anything!
557 00:26:01,184 00:26:02,602 Oh, yeah, right. Oh, yeah, right.
558 00:26:02,686 00:26:04,396 You showed up at the designated time You showed up at the designated time
559 00:26:04,479 00:26:05,605 and place of the exchange. and place of the exchange.
560 00:26:05,689 00:26:06,898 Yeah, because of this guy's phone Yeah, because of this guy's phone
561 00:26:06,982 00:26:07,983 and it bing-bonged your name! and it bing-bonged your name!
562 00:26:08,066 00:26:09,442 We were just trying to go to our friend's dinner party. We were just trying to go to our friend's dinner party.
563 00:26:09,526 00:26:10,860 We have nothing to do with anything. We have nothing to do with anything.
564 00:26:10,944 00:26:14,281 We just answered a bing-bong! We just answered a bing-bong!
565 00:26:15,615 00:26:17,450 -Jibran. Mmm-mmm. -Huh? -Jibran. Mmm-mmm. -Huh?
566 00:26:17,534 00:26:19,619 -She's not buying it. -Oh, okay. -She's not buying it. -Oh, okay.
567 00:26:19,703 00:26:21,621 Let's take the guesswork out here. Let's take the guesswork out here.
568 00:26:21,913 00:26:24,916 You said that this gentleman's not your boss You said that this gentleman's not your boss
569 00:26:25,000 00:26:26,501 -and you don't even know him? -Uh-huh. -and you don't even know him? -Uh-huh.
570 00:26:26,584 00:26:29,879 Oh. Why don't we just call him and see what he has to say? Oh. Why don't we just call him and see what he has to say?
571 00:26:29,963 00:26:31,381 -Okay. Great. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him. -Okay. Great. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him.
572 00:26:31,464 00:26:33,550 - Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm.
573 00:26:37,387 00:26:39,055 Oh, no. Oh, no.
574 00:26:39,723 00:26:41,141 It's not what you think. It's not what you think.
575 00:26:41,224 00:26:43,435 Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining. Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
576 00:26:43,560 00:26:45,312 -Why would we do that? -We would never do that. -Why would we do that? -We would never do that.
577 00:26:45,395 00:26:47,647 If she pees down your back, she's gonna say it's pee. If she pees down your back, she's gonna say it's pee.
578 00:26:47,731 00:26:49,399 You think you can fuck with a congressman You think you can fuck with a congressman
579 00:26:49,482 00:26:51,943 and get away with it? You got another thing coming. and get away with it? You got another thing coming.
580 00:26:54,362 00:26:56,364 -Oh, no! -Oh! What the fuck? -Oh, no! -Oh! What the fuck?
581 00:26:58,033 00:26:59,576 Did you just tell them I'm a congressman? Did you just tell them I'm a congressman?
582 00:27:00,493 00:27:02,162 - I-- -Come here. Real quick. - I-- -Come here. Real quick.
583 00:27:04,080 00:27:05,290 I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
584 00:27:08,877 00:27:10,295 What's happening? What's happening?
585 00:27:10,378 00:27:11,379 Can you get out? Can you get out?
586 00:27:11,463 00:27:13,048 This is fucking insane. This is fucking insane.
587 00:27:13,131 00:27:14,466 Take that damn mask off, Brett. Take that damn mask off, Brett.
588 00:27:14,924 00:27:16,217 Are you okay? Are you okay?
589 00:27:17,093 00:27:18,678 Well, it still doesn't seem like a good idea. Well, it still doesn't seem like a good idea.
590 00:27:18,762 00:27:20,013 My husband. My husband.
591 00:27:20,096 00:27:22,557 He was just about to get me my pan. Right, hon? He was just about to get me my pan. Right, hon?
592 00:27:22,640 00:27:23,516 I thought we agreed I thought we agreed
593 00:27:23,600 00:27:24,684 we weren't really gonna do the pan. we weren't really gonna do the pan.
594 00:27:24,768 00:27:27,187 You go get me my goddamn pan! You go get me my goddamn pan!
595 00:27:27,604 00:27:29,939 Hey, just to clarify, we're not blackmailing anybody. Hey, just to clarify, we're not blackmailing anybody.
596 00:27:30,023 00:27:31,316 Excuse me, what is "the pan"? Excuse me, what is "the pan"?
597 00:27:31,399 00:27:34,861 You tried to fuck us. Now you're gonna get fucked. You tried to fuck us. Now you're gonna get fucked.
598 00:27:34,944 00:27:36,446 Yeah, okay, your premise is wrong Yeah, okay, your premise is wrong
599 00:27:36,529 00:27:37,697 because we didn't try to fuck you. because we didn't try to fuck you.
600 00:27:37,781 00:27:38,907 And we don't wanna get fucked. And we don't wanna get fucked.
601 00:27:38,990 00:27:40,909 - No. - Mmm. - No. - Mmm.
602 00:27:41,493 00:27:43,912 I just love the smell I just love the smell
603 00:27:44,079 00:27:46,373 of sizzling bacon, don't you? of sizzling bacon, don't you?
604 00:27:47,165 00:27:49,376 The only problem is the grease! The only problem is the grease!
605 00:27:49,501 00:27:51,252 Y'all ever see a bad grease burn? Y'all ever see a bad grease burn?
606 00:27:51,836 00:27:55,048 It is remarkable the damage a little hot oil can do. It is remarkable the damage a little hot oil can do.
607 00:27:55,632 00:27:57,842 I'm gonna give you both a choice, okay? I'm gonna give you both a choice, okay?
608 00:27:58,385 00:28:01,304 All the grease in this pan, All the grease in this pan,
609 00:28:01,388 00:28:04,349 or what's behind this door. or what's behind this door.
610 00:28:05,308 00:28:06,976 -What? - I said, -What? - I said,
611 00:28:07,060 00:28:08,895 bacon grease bacon grease
612 00:28:08,978 00:28:10,355 or door. or door.
613 00:28:10,438 00:28:11,648 It's up to you. It's up to you.
614 00:28:11,731 00:28:14,275 And you're first, Mr. Bing-Bong. And you're first, Mr. Bing-Bong.
615 00:28:14,359 00:28:15,568 Take the grease. Take the grease.
616 00:28:16,027 00:28:18,613 Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease. Are you serious? It's boiling hot grease.
617 00:28:18,696 00:28:20,240 And she could pour the grease on my face! And she could pour the grease on my face!
618 00:28:20,323 00:28:22,075 Edie, may I ask a question? Edie, may I ask a question?
619 00:28:22,158 00:28:24,285 Do I get to know prior to making my decision Do I get to know prior to making my decision
620 00:28:24,369 00:28:25,662 where you'll be pouring the grease? where you'll be pouring the grease?
621 00:28:25,912 00:28:28,706 Um, yeah, it'll probably most definitely be your face. Um, yeah, it'll probably most definitely be your face.
622 00:28:28,790 00:28:29,791 Thank you. Thank you.
623 00:28:29,874 00:28:31,584 She said probably my face. She said probably my face.
624 00:28:31,668 00:28:33,169 She's obviously trying to scare you She's obviously trying to scare you
625 00:28:33,253 00:28:34,921 into choosing something worse. into choosing something worse.
626 00:28:35,004 00:28:37,298 We're single now. I have to go out into the dating world. We're single now. I have to go out into the dating world.
627 00:28:37,382 00:28:38,842 How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble? How do you think I'm gonna do on Bumble?
628 00:28:38,925 00:28:40,135 Scars are super sexy. Scars are super sexy.
629 00:28:40,218 00:28:41,344 Oh, you like burn scars? Oh, you like burn scars?
630 00:28:41,428 00:28:43,596 After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy with a burnt face. After this, I'm gonna seek out a guy with a burnt face.
631 00:28:43,680 00:28:44,848 You promise? You promise?
632 00:28:44,931 00:28:46,224 I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard. I'm gonna stalk your Facebook so hard.
633 00:28:46,307 00:28:47,767 And if you're not with a fucking burn victim, And if you're not with a fucking burn victim,
634 00:28:47,851 00:28:49,519 I'm gonna be so very upset. I'm gonna be so very upset.
635 00:28:49,602 00:28:50,812 Well, thanks for reminding me to block you. Well, thanks for reminding me to block you.
636 00:28:50,937 00:28:52,230 I'm blocking you right after this. I'm blocking you right after this.
637 00:28:52,313 00:28:53,356 Let's make a decision here, all right? Let's make a decision here, all right?
638 00:28:53,440 00:28:55,191 My husband and I have plans tonight. My husband and I have plans tonight.
639 00:28:55,275 00:28:58,027 I'll go with not the grease. I'll go with the door. I'll go with not the grease. I'll go with the door.
640 00:28:58,194 00:28:59,863 -Jibran! -Door it is. -Jibran! -Door it is.
641 00:29:00,530 00:29:01,406 Tell him what they've won. Tell him what they've won.
642 00:29:01,489 00:29:03,241 No, no, no, no! Jibran, press your feet! No, no, no, no! Jibran, press your feet!
643 00:29:03,324 00:29:04,492 I am! I'm planting my feet! I am! I'm planting my feet!
644 00:29:04,576 00:29:05,702 Stop it! Leave him alone! Stop it! Leave him alone!
645 00:29:06,494 00:29:07,996 - Open the door. - Yep. - Open the door. - Yep.
646 00:29:15,128 00:29:16,755 Is it gonna shit on me? Is it gonna shit on me?
647 00:29:25,138 00:29:26,681 Take the grease. Take the grease.
648 00:29:26,765 00:29:28,016 It's your turn, little missy. It's your turn, little missy.
649 00:29:28,099 00:29:29,559 The grease! The grease! I take the grease! The grease! The grease! I take the grease!
650 00:29:29,809 00:29:31,770 A lady who knows what she wants. A lady who knows what she wants.
651 00:29:32,604 00:29:34,355 Ow! Ow!
652 00:29:35,273 00:29:37,108 No no no! No no no! No no no! No no no!
653 00:29:40,195 00:29:41,654 No no no no no! No no no no no!
654 00:29:41,821 00:29:43,490 Okay, let's see-- Okay, let's see--
655 00:29:48,745 00:29:50,497 Come on, help, help, help me, help! Come on, help, help, help me, help!
656 00:29:50,997 00:29:52,874 Oh, God. Honey, are you all right? Oh, God. Honey, are you all right?
657 00:29:52,957 00:29:54,000 - No! - No!
658 00:30:06,221 00:30:07,889 Stay back! Stay back! You stay back! Stay back! Stay back! You stay back!
659 00:30:07,972 00:30:09,098 -You ready? -Yeah. -You ready? -Yeah.
660 00:30:09,182 00:30:11,017 One, two, three-- One, two, three--
661 00:30:12,435 00:30:13,978 Where are you going? Where are you going?
662 00:30:15,480 00:30:17,357 - Whoa, honey! - Whoa, honey!
663 00:30:34,040 00:30:35,375 What the fuck just happened? What the fuck just happened?
664 00:30:35,458 00:30:36,626 Dude, I said, "One, two, three," Dude, I said, "One, two, three,"
665 00:30:36,709 00:30:38,461 and you, like, ran. and you, like, ran.
666 00:30:38,670 00:30:40,088 Yeah, 'cause that's what you did in the alley. Yeah, 'cause that's what you did in the alley.
667 00:30:40,171 00:30:41,172 You kinda set a precedent. You kinda set a precedent.
668 00:30:41,256 00:30:42,173 That's what I was going off of. That's what I was going off of.
669 00:30:42,257 00:30:43,383 Yeah, but I assumed you assumed Yeah, but I assumed you assumed
670 00:30:43,466 00:30:46,177 this time it would be like, "One, two, three, attack." this time it would be like, "One, two, three, attack."
671 00:30:46,302 00:30:47,720 Why would I assume that? Why would I assume that?
672 00:30:47,971 00:30:50,098 Because we had weapons? I don't know. Because we had weapons? I don't know.
673 00:30:50,849 00:30:53,351 I never want to see a horse again in my life. I never want to see a horse again in my life.
674 00:30:59,399 00:31:00,400 Thank you. Thank you.
675 00:31:08,575 00:31:10,076 What, I look stupid? What, I look stupid?
676 00:31:10,368 00:31:12,078 Kinda like unicorn throw-up? Kinda like unicorn throw-up?
677 00:31:12,161 00:31:13,454 No, you look... No, you look...
678 00:31:14,455 00:31:15,665 the opposite. the opposite.
679 00:31:16,624 00:31:17,750 Unstupid. Unstupid.
680 00:31:23,548 00:31:24,549 Are you okay? Are you okay?
681 00:31:25,633 00:31:26,843 Yeah, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine.
682 00:31:27,760 00:31:30,638 It just hurts a lot right where the horse kicked me. It just hurts a lot right where the horse kicked me.
683 00:31:33,182 00:31:35,018 Uh... Come with me. Uh... Come with me.
684 00:31:37,353 00:31:38,605 It looks okay? Ow. It looks okay? Ow.
685 00:31:38,688 00:31:39,689 -If you could-- -Sorry. -If you could-- -Sorry.
686 00:31:39,772 00:31:42,317 stop tapping right where the wound is. stop tapping right where the wound is.
687 00:31:42,400 00:31:43,860 I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help.
688 00:31:43,985 00:31:45,069 Okay. Okay.
689 00:31:45,320 00:31:46,696 Come on, let's do this. Come on, let's do this.
690 00:31:46,779 00:31:48,740 Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
691 00:31:52,452 00:31:53,536 I can't. I can't.
692 00:31:53,828 00:31:55,788 I'm just gonna wear this shirt for the rest of my life. I'm just gonna wear this shirt for the rest of my life.
693 00:31:55,872 00:31:57,749 No, you're not. Stand up. No, you're not. Stand up.
694 00:32:00,627 00:32:02,462 Uh, raise your arms. Uh, raise your arms.
695 00:32:05,506 00:32:07,675 Okay. One, two, three. Okay. One, two, three.
696 00:32:18,269 00:32:19,270 Can I just say this is Can I just say this is
697 00:32:19,354 00:32:20,855 the most batshit crazy night ever? the most batshit crazy night ever?
698 00:32:20,939 00:32:22,440 You've never been framed for murder You've never been framed for murder
699 00:32:22,523 00:32:23,566 and tortured with bacon grease? and tortured with bacon grease?
700 00:32:25,652 00:32:26,694 Really? Really?
701 00:32:26,778 00:32:27,987 -It just-- -Really? -It just-- -Really?
702 00:32:28,571 00:32:30,990 -Just be so gentle. Just-- -Okay, I'm sorry. -Just be so gentle. Just-- -Okay, I'm sorry.
703 00:32:32,575 00:32:34,202 -I didn't even touch you. -I didn't even touch you.
704 00:32:47,548 00:32:48,925 I ordered us a Lyft. I ordered us a Lyft.
705 00:32:49,759 00:32:51,719 I hope you changed your settings. I hope you changed your settings.
706 00:33:03,064 00:33:05,316 You probably don't remember this, but, You probably don't remember this, but,
707 00:33:06,567 00:33:07,568 our first date, our first date,
708 00:33:08,319 00:33:09,404 that restaurant, that restaurant,
709 00:33:09,779 00:33:12,407 there was this couple sitting next to us, there was this couple sitting next to us,
710 00:33:12,615 00:33:13,825 and they didn't talk the whole-- and they didn't talk the whole--
711 00:33:13,908 00:33:15,118 I remember them. I remember them.
712 00:33:15,618 00:33:16,953 -You do? -Yeah. -You do? -Yeah.
713 00:33:17,453 00:33:19,747 They didn't say anything to each other the entire time. They didn't say anything to each other the entire time.
714 00:33:20,123 00:33:22,041 You know, I think about them all the time. You know, I think about them all the time.
715 00:33:22,834 00:33:24,127 'Cause I was looking at them 'Cause I was looking at them
716 00:33:24,210 00:33:25,920 like I never want to be that couple, like I never want to be that couple,
717 00:33:26,004 00:33:28,047 you know, that runs out of stuff to talk about. you know, that runs out of stuff to talk about.
718 00:33:28,339 00:33:29,549 But then the more I think about them, But then the more I think about them,
719 00:33:29,799 00:33:31,009 the more I'm like... the more I'm like...
720 00:33:32,468 00:33:34,262 maybe they weren't miserable. maybe they weren't miserable.
721 00:33:34,721 00:33:36,139 You know? Maybe they were just You know? Maybe they were just
722 00:33:36,973 00:33:38,725 comfortable with each other. comfortable with each other.
723 00:33:45,398 00:33:48,276 So my theory about Edie obviously didn't pan out. So my theory about Edie obviously didn't pan out.
724 00:33:50,278 00:33:51,237 Maybe you were right. Maybe you were right.
725 00:33:51,320 00:33:53,156 Maybe we should just go to the cops. Maybe we should just go to the cops.
726 00:33:54,615 00:33:56,117 I found something. I found something.
727 00:33:57,118 00:33:58,119 What? What?
728 00:33:59,954 00:34:02,248 The piece of paper that Edie had with Bicycle's number? The piece of paper that Edie had with Bicycle's number?
729 00:34:02,498 00:34:03,958 It has an address on it, too. It has an address on it, too.
730 00:34:04,042 00:34:05,418 What? When did you get this? What? When did you get this?
731 00:34:05,501 00:34:07,462 I was thinking, maybe Mustache killed Bicycle I was thinking, maybe Mustache killed Bicycle
732 00:34:07,545 00:34:09,839 because of those pictures that Edie was talking about. because of those pictures that Edie was talking about.
733 00:34:10,048 00:34:11,799 So if we can find those pictures, So if we can find those pictures,
734 00:34:11,883 00:34:12,884 figure out what they are, figure out what they are,
735 00:34:12,967 00:34:14,260 maybe we can exonerate ourselves. maybe we can exonerate ourselves.
736 00:34:14,510 00:34:16,554 Mustache was clearly looking for something, Mustache was clearly looking for something,
737 00:34:16,637 00:34:18,681 and Edie was very upset about those pictures. and Edie was very upset about those pictures.
738 00:34:18,765 00:34:20,141 -It's a clue, right? -Yeah! -It's a clue, right? -Yeah!
739 00:34:20,224 00:34:21,309 I did a clue. I did a clue.
740 00:34:24,562 00:34:26,481 Should we go to that address? Should we go to that address?
741 00:34:27,440 00:34:29,942 You know this is actually illegal, right? You know this is actually illegal, right?
742 00:34:30,026 00:34:32,028 Breaking into Bicycle's house? Breaking into Bicycle's house?
743 00:34:32,779 00:34:33,863 Are you sure? Are you sure?
744 00:34:34,989 00:34:36,365 Are you? Are you?
745 00:34:36,574 00:34:37,450 Yeah. Yeah.
746 00:34:37,533 00:34:39,994 - Oh, that's our guy. - Oh, that's our guy.
747 00:34:46,000 00:34:47,502 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
748 00:34:51,839 00:34:52,840 Shit. Shit.
749 00:34:53,758 00:34:55,468 He knows it's us, he totally knows it's us. He knows it's us, he totally knows it's us.
750 00:34:55,551 00:34:57,011 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
751 00:34:57,095 00:34:59,889 Shit, he's totally onto us. He's onto us, he's onto us. Shit, he's totally onto us. He's onto us, he's onto us.
752 00:35:03,810 00:35:05,144 Oh, he's just a regular racist. Oh, he's just a regular racist.
753 00:35:05,228 00:35:07,021 -Thank God. -Let's go. -Thank God. -Let's go.
754 00:35:21,285 00:35:22,995 - Shit. - Shit.
755 00:35:23,871 00:35:26,165 -What? -How are we gonna get up there? -What? -How are we gonna get up there?
756 00:35:26,249 00:35:27,750 -What? You just-- -What? You just--
757 00:35:28,793 00:35:30,628 Did you think it was one of those "Men Only" doors? Did you think it was one of those "Men Only" doors?
758 00:35:30,711 00:35:31,712 Sorry. Sorry.
759 00:35:33,131 00:35:34,215 Maybe... Maybe...
760 00:35:34,715 00:35:35,883 Maybe there's one of those, like, Maybe there's one of those, like,
761 00:35:35,967 00:35:36,968 catwalk things around the side-- catwalk things around the side--
762 00:35:37,051 00:35:39,554 A "catwalk"? You mean like for fashion shows? A "catwalk"? You mean like for fashion shows?
763 00:35:39,887 00:35:41,180 Do you mean a fire escape? Do you mean a fire escape?
764 00:35:42,557 00:35:43,975 Why are you making jokes right now? This is serious. Why are you making jokes right now? This is serious.
765 00:35:44,058 00:35:45,143 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
766 00:35:45,977 00:35:48,646 Yeah. Break the glass. You go. Yeah. Break the glass. You go.
767 00:35:48,729 00:35:50,273 -Me go? I'm wearing heels. -You're wearing heels. -Me go? I'm wearing heels. -You're wearing heels.
768 00:35:50,356 00:35:52,191 Right. The icepick part will stab the glass-- Right. The icepick part will stab the glass--
769 00:35:52,275 00:35:53,818 The "icepick part"? Do you mean The "icepick part"? Do you mean
770 00:35:54,277 00:35:55,278 the heel? the heel?
771 00:35:55,361 00:35:56,779 Yes, the pointy heel part of the shoe Yes, the pointy heel part of the shoe
772 00:35:56,863 00:35:58,573 will break the glass. It'll go right through it. will break the glass. It'll go right through it.
773 00:35:58,656 00:36:02,034 No, no. Use your shoulders. Break the glass. No, no. Use your shoulders. Break the glass.
774 00:36:02,869 00:36:04,620 I just got kicked by a horse. I just got kicked by a horse.
775 00:36:04,745 00:36:07,206 Can I take five minutes off from, like, bashing myself? Can I take five minutes off from, like, bashing myself?
776 00:36:07,290 00:36:08,833 -Okay, I'm sorry. -Okay. -Okay, I'm sorry. -Okay.
777 00:36:11,836 00:36:13,921 I'm just concerned the heel's just gonna snap off. I'm just concerned the heel's just gonna snap off.
778 00:36:14,005 00:36:15,506 No. Not if you do it exactly perpendicular, No. Not if you do it exactly perpendicular,
779 00:36:15,590 00:36:16,841 'cause it's a small surface area. Pressure is-- 'cause it's a small surface area. Pressure is--
780 00:36:16,924 00:36:18,676 Okay. How do you know that? Okay. How do you know that?
781 00:36:19,760 00:36:20,970 MythBusters. MythBusters.
782 00:36:21,971 00:36:23,723 So you do like reality shows. So you do like reality shows.
783 00:36:23,931 00:36:26,100 Eh, it's more of a docuseries. Eh, it's more of a docuseries.
784 00:36:31,522 00:36:32,773 -Ow! Oops. - Oh! -Ow! Oops. - Oh!
785 00:36:33,316 00:36:34,609 Ow! Ow!
786 00:36:34,692 00:36:36,819 I remember now. That myth got busted. I remember now. That myth got busted.
787 00:36:43,075 00:36:44,744 ...reportedly ran over the cyclist ...reportedly ran over the cyclist
788 00:36:44,827 00:36:45,912 multiple times. multiple times.
789 00:36:46,037 00:36:47,121 Two witnesses at the scene Two witnesses at the scene
790 00:36:47,205 00:36:49,248 are currently being treated for emotional distress. are currently being treated for emotional distress.
791 00:36:53,002 00:36:54,795 I think this is it. I think this is it.
792 00:37:01,719 00:37:03,554 What if there's someone in there? What if there's someone in there?
793 00:37:03,638 00:37:04,972 Looks empty. Looks empty.
794 00:37:05,723 00:37:06,891 Right, 'cause it's probably empty Right, 'cause it's probably empty
795 00:37:06,974 00:37:08,976 'cause it's Bicycle's apartment and he's... 'cause it's Bicycle's apartment and he's...
796 00:37:09,518 00:37:10,603 -Yeah. -dead. -Yeah. -dead.
797 00:37:10,686 00:37:12,313 Yeah, I was there, Jibran. Yeah, I was there, Jibran.
798 00:37:12,605 00:37:14,732 -Just try the window. -Okay. -Just try the window. -Okay.
799 00:37:16,484 00:37:18,402 It's locked. It's locked.
800 00:37:18,569 00:37:20,571 Okay, your turn to kick it. Okay, your turn to kick it.
801 00:37:20,655 00:37:22,031 My shoes aren't made for kicking. My shoes aren't made for kicking.
802 00:37:22,114 00:37:23,866 Yeah, neither were mine. Yeah, neither were mine.
803 00:37:25,409 00:37:26,410 In my defense, In my defense,
804 00:37:26,494 00:37:27,995 the heel on the kicking shoe didn't break off, the heel on the kicking shoe didn't break off,
805 00:37:28,079 00:37:29,080 it was the heel on the standing-- it was the heel on the standing--
806 00:37:29,163 00:37:30,164 Jibran, I will throw you down this catwalk. Jibran, I will throw you down this catwalk.
807 00:37:30,248 00:37:32,416 I shouldn't have said that. Sorry you broke your shoes. I shouldn't have said that. Sorry you broke your shoes.
808 00:37:32,500 00:37:34,460 Thank you, they were my date shoes. Thank you, they were my date shoes.
809 00:37:34,543 00:37:35,878 I didn't know you had date shoes. I didn't know you had date shoes.
810 00:37:36,796 00:37:38,005 I got 'em for you. I got 'em for you.
811 00:37:41,467 00:37:44,637 Can you kick this in quietly, please, since I'm barefoot? Can you kick this in quietly, please, since I'm barefoot?
812 00:37:44,762 00:37:46,681 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
813 00:37:48,224 00:37:50,142 Okay, okay, here we go, here we go. Okay, okay, here we go, here we go.
814 00:37:53,771 00:37:56,357 What? What are you doing? Are you knocking? What? What are you doing? Are you knocking?
815 00:37:56,565 00:37:59,235 No! I just wanna pull back so I don't cut up my hand. No! I just wanna pull back so I don't cut up my hand.
816 00:37:59,318 00:38:00,653 I make my living with these hands. I make my living with these hands.
817 00:38:18,212 00:38:19,422 Shit. Shit.
818 00:38:29,765 00:38:31,475 Help me, help me, help me. Help me, help me, help me.
819 00:38:33,060 00:38:34,103 -Ow. -Ow.
820 00:38:39,483 00:38:41,110 -You okay? -Yes, I'm okay. -You okay? -Yes, I'm okay.
821 00:38:41,485 00:38:43,070 -Okay. -Okay.
822 00:38:50,494 00:38:53,080 -Wait, you hear that? -Hear what? -Wait, you hear that? -Hear what?
823 00:38:53,331 00:38:54,707 That. That.
824 00:38:56,000 00:38:57,752 There's, like, music happening. There's, like, music happening.
825 00:38:58,836 00:39:01,922 -We should go in there. -What? No. -We should go in there. -What? No.
826 00:39:02,006 00:39:03,716 What else are we gonna do? Go back outside? What else are we gonna do? Go back outside?
827 00:39:03,799 00:39:06,385 Okay, okay, okay. We're just gonna take a peek. Okay, okay, okay. We're just gonna take a peek.
828 00:39:19,523 00:39:20,524 What is-- What is--
829 00:39:20,608 00:39:23,110 No, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay? No, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay?
830 00:39:23,194 00:39:24,445 I remember this shit plain as day. I remember this shit plain as day.
831 00:39:24,528 00:39:26,280 You were the one that was fucking passed out. You were the one that was fucking passed out.
832 00:39:26,364 00:39:27,948 Because I-- No. Because I-- No.
833 00:39:28,240 00:39:31,827 No, it was me, it was Boyd Ashley. Ashley. No, it was me, it was Boyd Ashley. Ashley.
834 00:39:32,036 00:39:33,287 And I ate that day And I ate that day
835 00:39:33,371 00:39:34,914 'cause I was in a bulking phase. 'cause I was in a bulking phase.
836 00:39:35,623 00:39:37,583 Who are all these frat dudes? Who are all these frat dudes?
837 00:39:37,666 00:39:40,002 It's like a roofie laboratory in there. It's like a roofie laboratory in there.
838 00:39:40,086 00:39:42,671 Those must be the photos that Edie was talking about. Those must be the photos that Edie was talking about.
839 00:39:44,548 00:39:46,801 He left one of the envelopes right there. He left one of the envelopes right there.
840 00:39:47,468 00:39:49,303 -We gotta go get it. -Don't do it! -We gotta go get it. -Don't do it!
841 00:39:49,845 00:39:51,806 All those fuckboys are in there. All those fuckboys are in there.
842 00:39:51,972 00:39:53,265 I don't exactly know what that means. I don't exactly know what that means.
843 00:39:53,349 00:39:55,142 -Did I use it right? -No, you didn't. -Did I use it right? -No, you didn't.
844 00:39:55,226 00:39:56,852 -What are fuckboys? -I'm not having -What are fuckboys? -I'm not having
845 00:39:56,936 00:39:58,813 this conversation right now with you. Okay-- this conversation right now with you. Okay--
846 00:39:58,938 00:40:00,314 No no no. No no no.
847 00:40:00,398 00:40:01,649 No, it's fine, they can't hear us. No, it's fine, they can't hear us.
848 00:40:01,732 00:40:03,734 The music's too loud. Watch. The music's too loud. Watch.
849 00:40:08,072 00:40:09,949 We need to go in there, We need to go in there,
850 00:40:10,032 00:40:11,325 grab one o' those envelopes, grab one o' those envelopes,
851 00:40:11,409 00:40:12,410 and we figure out what the fuck is goin' on. and we figure out what the fuck is goin' on.
852 00:40:12,493 00:40:14,912 But all the Abercrombie & Fitch people will see us. But all the Abercrombie & Fitch people will see us.
853 00:40:15,746 00:40:18,249 Okay, okay, okay, we gotta, um... Okay, okay, okay, we gotta, um...
854 00:40:19,500 00:40:21,252 We gotta come up with a plan to distract them, We gotta come up with a plan to distract them,
855 00:40:21,335 00:40:22,670 pull them out of there. pull them out of there.
856 00:40:23,838 00:40:25,297 I got it! You stay here. I got it! You stay here.
857 00:40:25,381 00:40:26,674 I'll gonna go out, ring the doorbell. I'll gonna go out, ring the doorbell.
858 00:40:26,757 00:40:27,758 I'm gonna say, "Pizza delivery." I'm gonna say, "Pizza delivery."
859 00:40:30,886 00:40:32,471 Oh, hey, wassup? Oh, hey, wassup?
860 00:40:32,555 00:40:34,598 Hey, man, it's been a minute. Hey, man, it's been a minute.
861 00:40:34,765 00:40:36,350 Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?
862 00:40:36,434 00:40:38,519 -It's her and me! -Me and him! -It's her and me! -Me and him!
863 00:40:38,644 00:40:39,728 Yes! Yes!
864 00:40:39,812 00:40:40,813 From, uh... From, uh...
865 00:40:44,275 00:40:46,193 - Oh, no. - Oh, no.
866 00:40:47,027 00:40:49,238 Get him, Jibran! Fuck him up, Jibran! Get him, Jibran! Fuck him up, Jibran!
867 00:40:49,321 00:40:52,616 -Fuck him up! Fuck him up! -I'm trying! Stop saying that! -Fuck him up! Fuck him up! -I'm trying! Stop saying that!
868 00:40:55,786 00:40:56,954 Tell me when you want me to jump in. Tell me when you want me to jump in.
869 00:40:57,037 00:40:58,998 -You want me to jump in? -You want me to jump in?
870 00:40:59,248 00:41:01,459 This isn't Ultimate Fighting, Jibran. You can't tap out. This isn't Ultimate Fighting, Jibran. You can't tap out.
871 00:41:08,048 00:41:09,258 I got you! I got you!
872 00:41:09,884 00:41:12,470 -You're hitting me! -You're in the way. Move! -You're hitting me! -You're in the way. Move!
873 00:41:12,553 00:41:14,054 Hey, help! Hey, help!
874 00:41:14,763 00:41:15,764 Take that! Take that!
875 00:41:17,975 00:41:18,976 Oh. Oh.
876 00:41:29,737 00:41:31,113 Fuck! Fuck!
877 00:41:34,283 00:41:36,368 Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you?
878 00:41:38,370 00:41:39,622 Who the fuck are we? Who the fuck are we?
879 00:41:40,498 00:41:43,000 We're the people who want some answers, bitch! We're the people who want some answers, bitch!
880 00:41:43,751 00:41:46,795 The bigger question is, who the fuck are you? The bigger question is, who the fuck are you?
881 00:41:47,129 00:41:49,298 What are you doing in my fucking room? What are you doing in my fucking room?
882 00:41:49,924 00:41:51,675 Um... We're here... Um... We're here...
883 00:41:53,385 00:41:55,721 Ow! Why would you do that? Ow! Why would you do that?
884 00:41:57,681 00:42:00,309 Yeah... Why would we do that? Yeah... Why would we do that?
885 00:42:00,851 00:42:02,394 That's what you wanna know. That's what you wanna know.
886 00:42:02,770 00:42:04,480 We're asking the questions. We're asking the questions.
887 00:42:04,605 00:42:06,482 And the answers to our questions And the answers to our questions
888 00:42:06,565 00:42:07,900 better be answers. better be answers.
889 00:42:07,983 00:42:09,902 But the answers to your questions But the answers to your questions
890 00:42:09,985 00:42:11,070 are gonna be my fists. are gonna be my fists.
891 00:42:11,445 00:42:12,446 What? What?
892 00:42:12,696 00:42:14,365 -Ow! -First of all, motherfucker, -Ow! -First of all, motherfucker,
893 00:42:14,448 00:42:16,283 -who do you work for? -Yeah, motherfucker! -who do you work for? -Yeah, motherfucker!
894 00:42:16,367 00:42:17,785 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about.
895 00:42:17,868 00:42:19,578 Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining. Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining.
896 00:42:19,662 00:42:22,164 -Don't do it. Don't do it. -We don't like it. -Don't do it. Don't do it. -We don't like it.
897 00:42:22,248 00:42:24,124 -Nope. -'Cause we know you're lying, -Nope. -'Cause we know you're lying,
898 00:42:24,333 00:42:26,377 and then we have piss on our backs. and then we have piss on our backs.
899 00:42:26,460 00:42:28,045 I would never do that. I would never do that.
900 00:42:28,128 00:42:29,296 So tell us what we wanna know. So tell us what we wanna know.
901 00:42:29,380 00:42:31,632 Yeah. Do you know Bicycle? Yeah. Do you know Bicycle?
902 00:42:31,715 00:42:34,009 Do I know Bicycle? What does that mean? Do I know Bicycle? What does that mean?
903 00:42:34,093 00:42:36,220 -Bicycle! Two wheels? -Handlebars? -Bicycle! Two wheels? -Handlebars?
904 00:42:36,303 00:42:39,181 -Sometimes there's a basket. -And sometimes there's spokes. -Sometimes there's a basket. -And sometimes there's spokes.
905 00:42:39,265 00:42:42,142 Yeah, ET rode one and flew in it, bitch! Yeah, ET rode one and flew in it, bitch!
906 00:42:42,434 00:42:44,478 I know what a bicycle is. Do you mean Tom? I know what a bicycle is. Do you mean Tom?
907 00:42:44,645 00:42:46,564 I don't know. Do we look like a bitch? I don't know. Do we look like a bitch?
908 00:42:47,064 00:42:48,482 Fine. I work for Tom. Fine. I work for Tom.
909 00:42:48,566 00:42:49,775 Uh, Tom rides a bicycle. Uh, Tom rides a bicycle.
910 00:42:49,858 00:42:51,151 He's like a weird environmentalist. He's like a weird environmentalist.
911 00:42:51,235 00:42:54,822 Is environmentalism weird or is it absolutely necessary? Is environmentalism weird or is it absolutely necessary?
912 00:42:54,905 00:42:56,949 I recycle everything! I recycle everything!
913 00:42:57,032 00:42:58,450 Yeah. Sometimes she'll try and recycle Yeah. Sometimes she'll try and recycle
914 00:42:58,534 00:42:59,910 eggshells and banana peels, eggshells and banana peels,
915 00:42:59,994 00:43:01,912 and I'll be like, "That's more compost." and I'll be like, "That's more compost."
916 00:43:01,996 00:43:04,498 Okay, focus back on me, little Brett Kavanaugh. Okay, focus back on me, little Brett Kavanaugh.
917 00:43:04,665 00:43:06,041 What do you do for Tom? What do you do for Tom?
918 00:43:06,125 00:43:07,835 Uh-- Uh-- I'm not supposed to say. Uh-- Uh-- I'm not supposed to say.
919 00:43:07,918 00:43:09,753 Shut the fuck up and talk, Chug-A-Lug Chuck! Shut the fuck up and talk, Chug-A-Lug Chuck!
920 00:43:10,004 00:43:11,046 How am I supposed to shut the fuck up How am I supposed to shut the fuck up
921 00:43:11,130 00:43:13,090 and talk at the same time? That's impossible! and talk at the same time? That's impossible!
922 00:43:13,173 00:43:15,134 -Figure that shit out! - Figure it out. -Figure that shit out! - Figure it out.
923 00:43:15,217 00:43:17,803 Please, all we do is, we stuff these envelopes. Okay? Please, all we do is, we stuff these envelopes. Okay?
924 00:43:18,053 00:43:19,305 And then we have to deliver them And then we have to deliver them
925 00:43:19,388 00:43:21,348 -to these, like, rich people. -What rich people? -to these, like, rich people. -What rich people?
926 00:43:22,141 00:43:23,475 I don't-- I don't know, okay? I don't-- I don't know, okay?
927 00:43:23,559 00:43:25,978 Uh, he works at this, like, uh, club. Uh, he works at this, like, uh, club.
928 00:43:26,061 00:43:27,229 And these people are... And these people are...
929 00:43:27,438 00:43:28,522 These people are dangerous, okay? These people are dangerous, okay?
930 00:43:28,606 00:43:31,150 You don't want to fuck with these people, okay? You don't want to fuck with these people, okay?
931 00:43:31,859 00:43:34,862 Ow! I have been 100% cooperating! Ow! I have been 100% cooperating!
932 00:43:34,945 00:43:36,780 I don't like your tone, Date Rape McGee. I don't like your tone, Date Rape McGee.
933 00:43:41,994 00:43:44,413 So tell us where the fuck this club is. So tell us where the fuck this club is.
934 00:43:44,496 00:43:46,290 I don't know. Because they don't tell us. I don't know. Because they don't tell us.
935 00:43:46,373 00:43:47,499 They said the less that we know, They said the less that we know,
936 00:43:47,583 00:43:48,542 the better, okay? the better, okay?
937 00:43:48,626 00:43:50,377 They only contact him on his phone. They only contact him on his phone.
938 00:43:54,465 00:43:57,217 Oh, fuck, Jesus! Please help, help, please! Oh, fuck, Jesus! Please help, help, please!
939 00:43:57,384 00:43:59,219 Intruders, intruders! Help! Intruders, intruders! Help!
940 00:43:59,470 00:44:00,929 -Oh! - Hi, Steve. -Oh! - Hi, Steve.
941 00:44:01,096 00:44:02,348 - Please, don't-- - Please, don't--
942 00:44:03,766 00:44:04,933 We gotta get out of here. We gotta get out of here.
943 00:44:05,017 00:44:06,477 Come on, this way. Come on, this way.
944 00:44:35,047 00:44:36,882 -Shit. -Shit.
945 00:44:40,386 00:44:41,970 -Hello? -Hello?
946 00:44:43,847 00:44:45,974 Yeah. I took care of the problem. Yeah. I took care of the problem.
947 00:44:50,938 00:44:52,439 Yeah, he's had death. Yeah, he's had death.
948 00:44:53,899 00:44:54,983 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
949 00:44:57,152 00:44:58,237 I understand. I understand.
950 00:45:00,072 00:45:01,073 Yeah. Yeah.
951 00:45:02,574 00:45:04,701 Yeah, I'll make sure it goes smoothly tonight. Yeah, I'll make sure it goes smoothly tonight.
952 00:45:05,369 00:45:07,496 You have nothing to worry about, okay? You have nothing to worry about, okay?
953 00:45:07,579 00:45:08,914 Hang on a second. Hang on a second.
954 00:45:16,130 00:45:17,548 Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go.
955 00:45:23,554 00:45:26,098 I can hear you better now. Go ahead. I can hear you better now. Go ahead.
956 00:45:48,120 00:45:50,164 I just saw two people get murdered. I just saw two people get murdered.
957 00:45:50,706 00:45:53,876 Until yesterday, I had seen zero people get murdered. Until yesterday, I had seen zero people get murdered.
958 00:45:54,460 00:45:56,128 That could've easily been us. That could've easily been us.
959 00:45:56,211 00:45:58,172 Oh, my God, there's blood on my knuckles. Oh, my God, there's blood on my knuckles.
960 00:45:58,255 00:46:00,466 I left my DNA at the crime scene. I left my DNA at the crime scene.
961 00:46:00,549 00:46:03,218 Shit, I left my fingerprints on Date Rape's face. Shit, I left my fingerprints on Date Rape's face.
962 00:46:03,552 00:46:05,888 And now I feel really bad for calling him Date Rape. And now I feel really bad for calling him Date Rape.
963 00:46:06,805 00:46:08,891 The police are gonna think we killed him, too. The police are gonna think we killed him, too.
964 00:46:08,974 00:46:11,018 They're gonna think we're, like, serial killers. They're gonna think we're, like, serial killers.
965 00:46:12,227 00:46:13,645 We gotta figure this shit out. We gotta figure this shit out.
966 00:46:15,147 00:46:16,648 Open it. Open it. Open it. Open it.
967 00:46:23,238 00:46:24,656 What is this? What is this?
968 00:46:28,660 00:46:29,745 What is this? What is this?
969 00:46:31,413 00:46:33,415 "Dear Mrs. Burrows, There are many. "Dear Mrs. Burrows, There are many.
970 00:46:33,499 00:46:34,541 We know you are one." We know you are one."
971 00:46:34,625 00:46:35,834 What else? What else? What else? What else?
972 00:46:40,339 00:46:41,548 That-That's it. That-That's it.
973 00:46:42,090 00:46:44,760 This is like The Amazing Race, but with dead people. This is like The Amazing Race, but with dead people.
974 00:46:45,511 00:46:46,512 Wait. Wait.
975 00:46:47,221 00:46:48,347 We have to get into Bicycle's phone. We have to get into Bicycle's phone.
976 00:46:48,430 00:46:49,890 He said this is how they contact him. He said this is how they contact him.
977 00:46:50,182 00:46:52,518 I'm gonna start guessing passwords. Important dates. I'm gonna start guessing passwords. Important dates.
978 00:46:52,601 00:46:54,853 1-4-9-2. Nope. 1-4-9-2. Nope.
979 00:46:54,937 00:46:56,730 -1-7-7-6. Nope. -Ugh. -1-7-7-6. Nope. -Ugh.
980 00:46:56,813 00:46:57,814 What, are you gonna guess What, are you gonna guess
981 00:46:57,898 00:46:59,733 every impressive date in history? Stop. every impressive date in history? Stop.
982 00:47:00,150 00:47:01,527 Right. He was a bicycle fan. Right. He was a bicycle fan.
983 00:47:01,610 00:47:02,986 What was the year that Lance Armstrong What was the year that Lance Armstrong
984 00:47:03,070 00:47:04,780 won his first Tour de France? won his first Tour de France?
985 00:47:04,947 00:47:07,115 -1-9-- -Stop, stop, stop. -1-9-- -Stop, stop, stop.
986 00:47:07,199 00:47:08,659 Okay? You're gonna lock us out of the phone Okay? You're gonna lock us out of the phone
987 00:47:08,742 00:47:10,369 and then we're literally gonna have nothing else. and then we're literally gonna have nothing else.
988 00:47:10,869 00:47:11,954 Okay. Okay.
989 00:47:13,997 00:47:15,958 I know who can get us into the phone. I know who can get us into the phone.
990 00:47:16,542 00:47:18,460 -Who? -Keith. -Who? -Keith.
991 00:47:19,211 00:47:21,588 -Keith? -He's our IT guy, okay? -Keith? -He's our IT guy, okay?
992 00:47:21,672 00:47:24,091 -Oh, really? -And he's a genius at this type of stuff. -Oh, really? -And he's a genius at this type of stuff.
993 00:47:24,174 00:47:26,593 Oh, he's a genius? Wow! Oh, he's a genius? Wow!
994 00:47:27,052 00:47:28,804 You guys are so lucky to have a genius You guys are so lucky to have a genius
995 00:47:28,887 00:47:30,556 working at your office as the IT guy. working at your office as the IT guy.
996 00:47:30,639 00:47:31,807 I'm not trying to hype him up. I'm not trying to hype him up.
997 00:47:31,890 00:47:33,809 But if anybody can do it, he can do it. But if anybody can do it, he can do it.
998 00:47:33,892 00:47:36,478 Errol Morris is a genius. JK Rowling is a genius. Errol Morris is a genius. JK Rowling is a genius.
999 00:47:36,687 00:47:38,313 You could even say Lil Wayne is a genius. You could even say Lil Wayne is a genius.
1000 00:47:38,397 00:47:39,982 But Keith? Fucking Keith? But Keith? Fucking Keith?
1001 00:47:40,065 00:47:41,692 What is your deal with him? Why are you so-- What is your deal with him? Why are you so--
1002 00:47:41,775 00:47:43,360 I don't like the way he looks at you. I don't like the way he looks at you.
1003 00:47:43,735 00:47:45,571 He doesn't look at me like anything. He doesn't look at me like anything.
1004 00:47:46,905 00:47:48,073 Well, then... Well, then...
1005 00:47:49,533 00:47:51,535 I don't like the way you look at him. I don't like the way you look at him.
1006 00:47:58,125 00:48:01,086 Look, do you wanna get into this phone or not? Look, do you wanna get into this phone or not?
1007 00:48:01,169 00:48:03,130 'Cause this could be our only chance. 'Cause this could be our only chance.
1008 00:48:11,263 00:48:12,806 All right. We're gonna go in for five minutes, All right. We're gonna go in for five minutes,
1009 00:48:12,889 00:48:14,600 get the phone unlocked, and we are leaving. get the phone unlocked, and we are leaving.
1010 00:48:14,683 00:48:15,684 No, wait. No, wait.
1011 00:48:15,767 00:48:16,852 We can't just go in there We can't just go in there
1012 00:48:16,935 00:48:18,812 and ask Keith to hack into a random phone. and ask Keith to hack into a random phone.
1013 00:48:18,895 00:48:20,814 'Cause he's really ethical about this kind of stuff. 'Cause he's really ethical about this kind of stuff.
1014 00:48:20,897 00:48:23,900 Oh, he's really ethical, but he's okay stealing comedy? Oh, he's really ethical, but he's okay stealing comedy?
1015 00:48:24,067 00:48:25,611 This guy's a real question mark. This guy's a real question mark.
1016 00:48:25,694 00:48:27,738 Help me come up with something believable. Help me come up with something believable.
1017 00:48:30,490 00:48:32,492 - Everyone! - Everyone!
1018 00:48:32,576 00:48:34,161 Look who finally showed up. Look who finally showed up.
1019 00:48:34,244 00:48:37,414 -About fucking time! Hey. -About fucking time! Hey.
1020 00:48:37,497 00:48:39,124 Sorry we're so late. Sorry we're so late.
1021 00:48:39,541 00:48:41,835 -Oh, hey, Keith is here. -Hi. -Oh, hey, Keith is here. -Hi.
1022 00:48:42,961 00:48:44,880 Oh, my God, this all looks so good. Oh, my God, this all looks so good.
1023 00:48:44,963 00:48:47,924 Oh, Reya, you have outdone yourself! Oh, Reya, you have outdone yourself!
1024 00:48:48,300 00:48:49,343 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1025 00:48:49,718 00:48:51,345 Did you try this, guys? Did you try this, guys?
1026 00:48:51,511 00:48:54,973 Oh, my God, that is to die for! Oh, my God, that is to die for!
1027 00:48:55,057 00:48:57,225 These are some of the best-- things we've had. These are some of the best-- things we've had.
1028 00:48:57,309 00:48:58,477 Whoa, it's so fresh! Whoa, it's so fresh!
1029 00:48:58,560 00:48:59,978 So these are red, there's green ones. So these are red, there's green ones.
1030 00:49:00,062 00:49:01,563 What other pepper colors do you got? What other pepper colors do you got?
1031 00:49:01,647 00:49:02,564 There's also yellow. There's also yellow.
1032 00:49:02,648 00:49:04,650 I wasn't asking you, Keith. I was asking Reya. I wasn't asking you, Keith. I was asking Reya.
1033 00:49:05,025 00:49:06,109 Are you guys okay? Are you guys okay?
1034 00:49:06,193 00:49:07,486 -Us? -So good. -Us? -So good.
1035 00:49:07,569 00:49:09,154 -We're fucking great. -A-OK. One hundred. -We're fucking great. -A-OK. One hundred.
1036 00:49:09,237 00:49:10,864 And what the fuck are you wearing? And what the fuck are you wearing?
1037 00:49:10,947 00:49:11,948 What the fuck am I wearing? What the fuck am I wearing?
1038 00:49:12,032 00:49:13,450 What the fuck are you wearing, dude? What the fuck are you wearing, dude?
1039 00:49:14,242 00:49:15,243 Turtleneck. Turtleneck.
1040 00:49:15,661 00:49:17,371 Is that blood on your face? Is that blood on your face?
1041 00:49:17,496 00:49:19,831 And it's a big disgrace. And it's a big disgrace.
1042 00:49:20,916 00:49:23,126 We actually do have some news. We actually do have some news.
1043 00:49:23,293 00:49:24,378 A... A...
1044 00:49:24,461 00:49:26,421 -Jibran, tell them. -We box now. -Jibran, tell them. -We box now.
1045 00:49:28,131 00:49:29,299 Boxing? Boxing?
1046 00:49:29,383 00:49:32,302 We actually just took a class before we came here. We actually just took a class before we came here.
1047 00:49:32,386 00:49:36,223 And Jibran boxed outside of his weight class. And Jibran boxed outside of his weight class.
1048 00:49:36,390 00:49:38,058 It was incredible. It was incredible.
1049 00:49:38,141 00:49:40,894 I'm what they call a "bleeder" in the boxing biz. I'm what they call a "bleeder" in the boxing biz.
1050 00:49:41,269 00:49:43,730 They actually said I could never be a professional boxer They actually said I could never be a professional boxer
1051 00:49:43,814 00:49:45,440 because of how much I bleed. because of how much I bleed.
1052 00:49:45,649 00:49:49,111 So the reason you were late was because you were boxing? So the reason you were late was because you were boxing?
1053 00:49:49,194 00:49:50,654 Yeah! Yeah!
1054 00:49:51,154 00:49:52,155 Uh... Uh...
1055 00:49:52,823 00:49:54,574 Oh, my God, I have such a good idea! Oh, my God, I have such a good idea!
1056 00:49:54,950 00:49:56,410 Do you guys wanna see Do you guys wanna see
1057 00:49:56,493 00:49:58,453 a video of Jibran getting knocked out? a video of Jibran getting knocked out?
1058 00:49:58,537 00:50:00,122 -Yeah, definitely. -Yeah, definitely.
1059 00:50:00,455 00:50:02,290 Pull out your phone, honey. Pull out your phone, honey.
1060 00:50:05,127 00:50:06,461 Okay. Okay.
1061 00:50:07,963 00:50:08,964 What? What?
1062 00:50:09,047 00:50:12,884 I can't remember my passcode to my phone. I can't remember my passcode to my phone.
1063 00:50:13,510 00:50:15,095 Oh, my God! Do you think that Oh, my God! Do you think that
1064 00:50:15,178 00:50:16,805 it's all of the hits that you took to your head it's all of the hits that you took to your head
1065 00:50:16,888 00:50:17,889 while boxing? while boxing?
1066 00:50:20,517 00:50:21,393 Is it a new passcode? Is it a new passcode?
1067 00:50:21,476 00:50:23,145 No, Keith, it's not a new passcode! No, Keith, it's not a new passcode!
1068 00:50:23,562 00:50:24,813 Good question, though. Good question, though.
1069 00:50:25,147 00:50:28,442 Oh, my God! Do I have a brain... brain... Oh, my God! Do I have a brain... brain...
1070 00:50:29,276 00:50:30,402 brain injury? brain injury?
1071 00:50:30,485 00:50:31,945 Call your doctor. Call your doctor.
1072 00:50:32,446 00:50:34,531 Yeah, I'll call Doctor... Yeah, I'll call Doctor...
1073 00:50:34,656 00:50:36,116 You don't remember his name! You don't remember his name!
1074 00:50:36,199 00:50:37,284 His name is in the phone, His name is in the phone,
1075 00:50:37,367 00:50:38,618 but I can't get into the phone, but I can't get into the phone,
1076 00:50:38,702 00:50:40,370 -so I can't even google it! -How do-- -so I can't even google it! -How do--
1077 00:50:40,454 00:50:43,331 If only we could unlock the phone. Oh, no... If only we could unlock the phone. Oh, no...
1078 00:50:43,415 00:50:45,000 -It's okay. - Huh? -It's okay. - Huh?
1079 00:50:45,292 00:50:46,543 I can get into your phone. I can get into your phone.
1080 00:50:46,710 00:50:47,961 Oh, you don't have to do that. Oh, you don't have to do that.
1081 00:50:48,253 00:50:49,838 -I wanna help. -Okay, let's do it right now! -I wanna help. -Okay, let's do it right now!
1082 00:50:55,135 00:50:57,763 This thing's a wreck. You need a new phone, man. This thing's a wreck. You need a new phone, man.
1083 00:50:57,929 00:50:59,514 You need a new phone. You need a new phone.
1084 00:50:59,598 00:51:01,099 -What? -What? -What? -What?
1085 00:51:01,183 00:51:02,934 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, I'm good. -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1086 00:51:03,018 00:51:04,019 Okay. Okay.
1087 00:51:04,561 00:51:05,937 I'm just running the rainbow tables here, I'm just running the rainbow tables here,
1088 00:51:06,021 00:51:07,314 about halfway through. about halfway through.
1089 00:51:07,939 00:51:09,399 I was actually gonna run a brute-force algorithm, I was actually gonna run a brute-force algorithm,
1090 00:51:09,483 00:51:10,609 but this'll be a lot faster. but this'll be a lot faster.
1091 00:51:10,692 00:51:12,360 It'll be faster, yeah. Good call. It'll be faster, yeah. Good call.
1092 00:51:12,611 00:51:13,945 Oh, you know about it? Oh, you know about it?
1093 00:51:14,112 00:51:15,781 -Yeah, know all about it. -Awesome. -Yeah, know all about it. -Awesome.
1094 00:51:15,947 00:51:18,450 'Cause a brute-force algorithm would brutally force 'Cause a brute-force algorithm would brutally force
1095 00:51:18,784 00:51:21,661 the rhythm of Al Gore, the rhythm of Al Gore,
1096 00:51:22,078 00:51:25,665 uh, while rainbow tables are sort of more the spectrum of uh, while rainbow tables are sort of more the spectrum of
1097 00:51:26,666 00:51:28,585 Roy G. Biv and all that, so... Roy G. Biv and all that, so...
1098 00:51:29,252 00:51:30,253 Roy G. Biv? Roy G. Biv?
1099 00:51:30,796 00:51:33,089 Roy Greg Biv. Discovered rainbows. Roy Greg Biv. Discovered rainbows.
1100 00:51:34,299 00:51:36,092 And now he takes up boxing. And now he takes up boxing.
1101 00:51:36,176 00:51:37,803 -Reya ... -Reya ...
1102 00:51:37,886 00:51:39,513 Jibran and I broke up. Jibran and I broke up.
1103 00:51:39,596 00:51:41,097 Oh, my God, are you serious? Oh, my God, are you serious?
1104 00:51:41,848 00:51:44,559 How is that even possible? You're like the best couple ever. How is that even possible? You're like the best couple ever.
1105 00:51:44,643 00:51:45,644 Us? Us?
1106 00:51:45,727 00:51:47,771 You and Bobby are the perfect couple. Are you kidding? You and Bobby are the perfect couple. Are you kidding?
1107 00:51:47,854 00:51:49,981 Oh, no, Bobby and I fight all the time. Oh, no, Bobby and I fight all the time.
1108 00:51:50,357 00:51:52,901 Yeah, but you guys have sex constantly. Yeah, but you guys have sex constantly.
1109 00:51:52,984 00:51:54,820 Like doing all kinds of freaky shit. Like doing all kinds of freaky shit.
1110 00:51:54,903 00:51:57,322 Oh, no. Why would you think that? Oh, no. Why would you think that?
1111 00:51:57,405 00:51:58,907 'Cause you post those hot pictures 'Cause you post those hot pictures
1112 00:51:58,990 00:52:01,034 -of you and Bobby in bed. -Oh. -of you and Bobby in bed. -Oh.
1113 00:52:01,201 00:52:02,369 Two of my exes follow me. Two of my exes follow me.
1114 00:52:02,452 00:52:04,037 I'm just trying to make them jealous. I'm just trying to make them jealous.
1115 00:52:05,330 00:52:06,790 Yeah, it's not... Yeah, it's not...
1116 00:52:07,582 00:52:10,168 So where'd you learn this stuff? Like, MIT or something? So where'd you learn this stuff? Like, MIT or something?
1117 00:52:10,252 00:52:12,587 Me? Yeah, right. Me? Yeah, right.
1118 00:52:12,671 00:52:15,006 Nothing like that. You're the fancy one here. Nothing like that. You're the fancy one here.
1119 00:52:16,007 00:52:17,008 What? What?
1120 00:52:17,425 00:52:19,636 Yeah, Leilani's told me all about you. Yeah, Leilani's told me all about you.
1121 00:52:19,719 00:52:21,513 Sound like a very impressive guy. Sound like a very impressive guy.
1122 00:52:23,348 00:52:25,267 -She talks about me? -Yeah. -She talks about me? -Yeah.
1123 00:52:26,017 00:52:28,144 She brags about you all the time. She brags about you all the time.
1124 00:52:38,613 00:52:39,656 Look at that. Look at that.
1125 00:52:40,365 00:52:41,366 We're in. We're in.
1126 00:52:53,628 00:52:55,755 -Can you do me a favor? -Yeah, anything. -Can you do me a favor? -Yeah, anything.
1127 00:52:55,964 00:52:58,258 Ever since Ji and I broke up, I've been super emotional, Ever since Ji and I broke up, I've been super emotional,
1128 00:52:58,341 00:53:00,385 and I have all these dick pics, and I have all these dick pics,
1129 00:53:00,468 00:53:03,597 and I just need someone and I just need someone
1130 00:53:03,680 00:53:05,974 to hold onto them for me till I'm emotionally ready. to hold onto them for me till I'm emotionally ready.
1131 00:53:06,391 00:53:08,435 -You printed them out? -I did. -You printed them out? -I did.
1132 00:53:08,560 00:53:10,145 Just put them-- Don't open 'em. Just put them-- Don't open 'em.
1133 00:53:10,228 00:53:12,647 Just put them in a safe place, okay? Just put them in a safe place, okay?
1134 00:53:12,939 00:53:14,608 "Senator Burrow"? "Senator Burrow"?
1135 00:53:14,733 00:53:16,484 Mmm-hmm, that's what I call it. Mmm-hmm, that's what I call it.
1136 00:53:16,568 00:53:19,029 'Cause he be burrowing all up in there! 'Cause he be burrowing all up in there!
1137 00:53:19,112 00:53:20,989 - Okay. - Okay.
1138 00:53:21,072 00:53:23,033 And you said I get freaky and shit. And you said I get freaky and shit.
1139 00:53:23,408 00:53:24,910 Hey Around... Hey Around...
1140 00:53:25,076 00:53:27,412 -So Keith unlocked my phone. -Great! -So Keith unlocked my phone. -Great!
1141 00:53:27,537 00:53:29,289 Yeah, my doctor's at a party. Yeah, my doctor's at a party.
1142 00:53:29,372 00:53:31,374 He'll see me, but we have to go right now. He'll see me, but we have to go right now.
1143 00:53:31,833 00:53:33,084 Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go.
1144 00:53:33,168 00:53:34,878 We cannot go dressed like this, though. We cannot go dressed like this, though.
1145 00:53:34,961 00:53:36,171 Why not? Why not?
1146 00:53:36,713 00:53:39,049 Oh, he's at a fancy benefit, so... Oh, he's at a fancy benefit, so...
1147 00:53:39,132 00:53:41,468 Can we borrow some nice clothes from you, Rey? Can we borrow some nice clothes from you, Rey?
1148 00:53:41,551 00:53:43,178 Yeah. Right this way. Yeah. Right this way.
1149 00:53:49,225 00:53:50,435 Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
1150 00:53:50,518 00:53:51,686 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1151 00:53:51,770 00:53:53,063 Turning around so you can change. Turning around so you can change.
1152 00:53:53,647 00:53:56,441 It's not like you haven't seen this a million times. It's not like you haven't seen this a million times.
1153 00:53:56,566 00:53:57,651 Okay. Okay.
1154 00:54:00,153 00:54:01,947 -Actually, turn around, yeah. -A little weird. -Actually, turn around, yeah. -A little weird.
1155 00:54:04,449 00:54:05,951 Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this?
1156 00:54:06,034 00:54:08,286 No. But I'm glad we're together. No. But I'm glad we're together.
1157 00:54:08,370 00:54:09,621 Me, too. Me, too.
1158 00:54:09,704 00:54:11,748 Listen. If I don't make it, Listen. If I don't make it,
1159 00:54:11,831 00:54:13,375 you could do a lot worse than Keith. you could do a lot worse than Keith.
1160 00:54:13,458 00:54:15,919 I would never date anyone who steals comedy. I would never date anyone who steals comedy.
1161 00:54:26,054 00:54:27,347 You know, I'mma finish getting dressed outside You know, I'mma finish getting dressed outside
1162 00:54:27,430 00:54:28,974 so you can get dressed in here. so you can get dressed in here.
1163 00:54:29,057 00:54:30,058 Okay. Okay.
1164 00:54:30,141 00:54:32,394 -Shoes. -Guess I don't need these. -Shoes. -Guess I don't need these.
1165 00:54:32,477 00:54:34,729 -Yeah. Trade you. -Thanks. -Yeah. Trade you. -Thanks.
1166 00:54:35,522 00:54:36,940 See you later, crocodile. See you later, crocodile.
1167 00:54:37,273 00:54:38,358 Okay. Okay.
1168 00:54:52,998 00:54:54,332 You look great. You look great.
1169 00:54:54,833 00:54:55,875 Thank you. Thank you.
1170 00:54:58,253 00:55:00,463 -Ready? -Yeah, ready. -Ready? -Yeah, ready.
1171 00:55:00,714 00:55:01,548 For our doctor's! For our doctor's!
1172 00:55:01,631 00:55:02,841 Yeah, my doctor's, with the... Yeah, my doctor's, with the...
1173 00:55:02,924 00:55:04,175 - Yeah. - Have a great night! - Yeah. - Have a great night!
1174 00:55:04,259 00:55:05,552 four concussions. four concussions.
1175 00:55:09,431 00:55:11,474 Oh, no. It's the cops again. Oh, no. It's the cops again.
1176 00:55:18,982 00:55:20,150 Ma'am, it's a little quiet in here. Ma'am, it's a little quiet in here.
1177 00:55:20,233 00:55:22,193 Do you mind turning on some music or something? Do you mind turning on some music or something?
1178 00:55:22,277 00:55:24,154 -Yeah. Of course. -Thank you. -Yeah. Of course. -Thank you.
1179 00:55:30,618 00:55:32,370 -What? -This used to be our jam. -What? -This used to be our jam.
1180 00:55:32,454 00:55:34,289 This has never once been our jam. This has never once been our jam.
1181 00:55:34,372 00:55:35,707 Do not act like you don't like this song Do not act like you don't like this song
1182 00:55:35,790 00:55:36,791 like the rest of the world. like the rest of the world.
1183 00:55:36,875 00:55:39,002 I do not like this song like the rest of the world. I do not like this song like the rest of the world.
1184 00:55:39,711 00:55:43,131 ♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin ♪ ♪ Do you ever feel Feel so paper thin ♪
1185 00:55:43,465 00:55:45,383 ♪ Like a house of cards... ♪ ♪ Like a house of cards... ♪
1186 00:55:45,467 00:55:46,718 I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing.
1187 00:55:46,801 00:55:48,178 Whenever I'm stressed out, you try and get me Whenever I'm stressed out, you try and get me
1188 00:55:48,261 00:55:49,888 to sing along to songs, and it never works. to sing along to songs, and it never works.
1189 00:55:49,971 00:55:52,223 It always works. You just gotta be open to it. It always works. You just gotta be open to it.
1190 00:55:54,768 00:55:56,895 Don't do this. Please don't do this. Don't do this. Please don't do this.
1191 00:55:56,978 00:55:58,897 I'm just not in the mood. I'm just not in the mood.
1192 00:55:59,105 00:56:00,065 ♪ There's a spark in you ♪ ♪ There's a spark in you ♪
1193 00:56:00,148 00:56:01,524 Can you just sing in your head? Can you just sing in your head?
1194 00:56:01,608 00:56:05,195 ♪ You just gotta ignite The light ♪ ♪ You just gotta ignite The light ♪
1195 00:56:06,196 00:56:08,948 ♪ And let it shine ♪ ♪ And let it shine ♪
1196 00:56:09,783 00:56:13,244 ♪ Just own the night ♪ ♪ Just own the night ♪
1197 00:56:13,328 00:56:16,581 ♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪ ♪ Like the Fourth of July ♪
1198 00:56:16,664 00:56:20,585 ♪ 'Cause, baby You're a firework ♪ ♪ 'Cause, baby You're a firework ♪
1199 00:56:20,668 00:56:24,130 ♪ Come on, show them What you're worth ♪ ♪ Come on, show them What you're worth ♪
1200 00:56:24,714 00:56:27,884 ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪ ♪ Make 'em go, "Oh, oh, oh!" ♪
1201 00:56:27,967 00:56:32,013 ♪ As you shoot across the sky ♪ ♪ As you shoot across the sky ♪
1202 00:56:32,472 00:56:36,017 ♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪ ♪ Baby, you're a firework ♪
1203 00:56:36,392 00:56:39,938 ♪ Come on, Let your colors burst ♪ ♪ Come on, Let your colors burst ♪
1204 00:56:53,201 00:56:54,285 Phone? Phone?
1205 00:56:56,621 00:56:57,914 - Okay. - Okay.
1206 00:56:59,833 00:57:00,834 Go ahead. Go ahead.
1207 00:57:01,167 00:57:02,627 Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
1208 00:57:02,794 00:57:03,878 Thank you. Thank you.
1209 00:57:16,182 00:57:18,017 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
1210 00:57:34,159 00:57:36,202 What is this place? What is this place?
1211 00:57:36,286 00:57:38,496 I don't know, but it's fucking creepy. I don't know, but it's fucking creepy.
1212 00:57:45,503 00:57:47,714 -That's Edie. -What if she recognizes us? -That's Edie. -What if she recognizes us?
1213 00:58:08,485 00:58:10,528 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1214 00:58:14,532 00:58:16,367 Why is it so quiet? Why is it so quiet?
1215 00:58:20,038 00:58:21,956 Hi, can we, um... Hi, can we, um...
1216 00:58:23,082 00:58:24,167 Sorry. Sorry.
1217 00:58:25,668 00:58:28,505 -Sorry. Thank you. -Excuse me. -Sorry. Thank you. -Excuse me.
1218 00:58:28,755 00:58:31,132 -Hi. -Oh, it's so sharp. -Hi. -Oh, it's so sharp.
1219 00:58:32,050 00:58:35,011 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1220 00:58:35,803 00:58:36,888 Sorry. Sorry.
1221 00:58:51,319 00:58:54,948 We are one. We are Sacrarium. We are one. We are Sacrarium.
1222 00:58:55,448 00:58:59,035 We are many. We are Sacrarium. We are many. We are Sacrarium.
1223 00:58:59,244 00:59:01,329 - We are many. - We are one. - We are many. - We are one.
1224 00:59:01,412 00:59:03,748 We are Sacrarium. We are Sacrarium.
1225 00:59:03,831 00:59:04,832 We are one-- We are one--
1226 00:59:17,178 00:59:18,304 Welcome, Welcome,
1227 00:59:18,388 00:59:21,641 However Vestry members. However Vestry members.
1228 00:59:22,100 00:59:25,687 From the time of Hermes Trismegistus, From the time of Hermes Trismegistus,
1229 00:59:25,853 00:59:27,522 Hermes the Thrice-Blessed... Hermes the Thrice-Blessed...
1230 00:59:27,605 00:59:30,108 This is some Illuminati bullshit. This is some Illuminati bullshit.
1231 00:59:30,733 00:59:32,026 ...to build the pyramids ...to build the pyramids
1232 00:59:32,110 00:59:34,696 to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn. to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn.
1233 00:59:34,779 00:59:35,863 Light the fire of knowledge. Light the fire of knowledge.
1234 00:59:35,947 00:59:36,948 L'Eggo my Eggo. L'Eggo my Eggo.
1235 00:59:37,031 00:59:38,116 Where's the beef? Where's the beef?
1236 00:59:38,449 00:59:41,786 This unbroken chain of wisdom This unbroken chain of wisdom
1237 00:59:41,953 00:59:45,290 shall be handed down to ten initiates. shall be handed down to ten initiates.
1238 00:59:45,540 00:59:49,168 The few become many become one. The few become many become one.
1239 01:00:05,018 01:00:06,394 Fifty-one. Fifty-one.
1240 01:00:09,272 01:00:10,773 Is this Bingo? Is this Bingo?
1241 01:00:11,190 01:00:12,191 I like Bingo. I like Bingo.
1242 01:00:13,693 01:00:14,902 Seventeen. Seventeen.
1243 01:00:18,573 01:00:19,657 Six. Six.
1244 01:00:20,658 01:00:21,993 Twenty-three. Twenty-three.
1245 01:00:22,410 01:00:23,703 Did they win? Did they win?
1246 01:00:24,829 01:00:25,830 Fourteen. Fourteen.
1247 01:00:27,123 01:00:29,083 I don't think we're supposed to do that. I don't think we're supposed to do that.
1248 01:00:29,167 01:00:30,376 Seventy-two. Seventy-two.
1249 01:00:33,212 01:00:34,631 Forty-four. Forty-four.
1250 01:00:35,048 01:00:36,382 Where are they going? Where are they going?
1251 01:00:37,467 01:00:38,676 Thirty-four. Thirty-four.
1252 01:00:39,510 01:00:40,928 Do we want our names to be called? Do we want our names to be called?
1253 01:00:41,012 01:00:42,430 I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't think so.
1254 01:00:42,513 01:00:45,600 And the final number is... And the final number is...
1255 01:00:48,102 01:00:49,854 Ninety-nine. Ninety-nine.
1256 01:00:51,439 01:00:53,650 Let the ceremony begin. Let the ceremony begin.
1257 01:00:57,362 01:00:59,447 -Oh, no, that's not the vibe. -Mmm-hmm. -Oh, no, that's not the vibe. -Mmm-hmm.
1258 01:01:02,617 01:01:05,036 What is happening? What is happening?
1259 01:01:17,340 01:01:19,509 I think they're gonna, um... I think they're gonna, um...
1260 01:01:20,551 01:01:23,388 Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen. Yeah, that's what I thought was gonna happen.
1261 01:01:26,265 01:01:27,725 No, they didn't. No, they didn't.
1262 01:01:27,809 01:01:30,228 -Uh, yes, they did. -Yes, they did. -Uh, yes, they did. -Yes, they did.
1263 01:01:32,939 01:01:34,732 You know, I'm actually not hating this. You know, I'm actually not hating this.
1264 01:01:34,816 01:01:35,983 Yeah, you've made your, um, Yeah, you've made your, um,
1265 01:01:36,067 01:01:37,527 thoughts on orgies quite clear. thoughts on orgies quite clear.
1266 01:01:37,610 01:01:39,362 Do you think they're gonna call more numbers? Do you think they're gonna call more numbers?
1267 01:01:42,073 01:01:44,659 -This is spontaneous. -This is not spontaneous! -This is spontaneous. -This is not spontaneous!
1268 01:01:44,742 01:01:46,661 I bet all these people had it on their Google Cal. I bet all these people had it on their Google Cal.
1269 01:01:53,835 01:01:55,336 Stop! Stop!
1270 01:01:56,838 01:01:58,464 Go away! Go away!
1271 01:02:04,470 01:02:06,806 I love that they actually respect the word "stop." I love that they actually respect the word "stop."
1272 01:02:13,187 01:02:15,064 There is a traitor There is a traitor
1273 01:02:15,148 01:02:16,774 amongst us. amongst us.
1274 01:02:18,317 01:02:20,903 A worker has violated A worker has violated
1275 01:02:20,987 01:02:23,239 the most sacred code of Sacrarium. the most sacred code of Sacrarium.
1276 01:02:23,865 01:02:27,452 And for this, he has paid a hefty price. And for this, he has paid a hefty price.
1277 01:02:27,535 01:02:30,663 He is to death. He is to death.
1278 01:02:30,747 01:02:32,331 - Jibran, my God. - Jibran, my God.
1279 01:02:32,415 01:02:34,167 They hired Mustache to kill Bicycle. They hired Mustache to kill Bicycle.
1280 01:02:34,625 01:02:36,711 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1281 01:02:36,794 01:02:37,795 Silence! Silence!
1282 01:02:37,879 01:02:38,755 We should get out of here. We should get out of here.
1283 01:02:38,838 01:02:41,799 I have just learned that this man's barcode I have just learned that this man's barcode
1284 01:02:41,883 01:02:45,762 has been used to enter Sacrarium tonight. has been used to enter Sacrarium tonight.
1285 01:02:45,845 01:02:47,555 It's okay. It's okay.
1286 01:02:47,638 01:02:51,309 We have imposters in our ranks. We have imposters in our ranks.
1287 01:02:53,227 01:02:55,229 Oh, no, imposters. That sucks. Oh, no, imposters. That sucks.
1288 01:02:55,646 01:02:59,317 We must all reveal our true faces, We must all reveal our true faces,
1289 01:02:59,400 01:03:02,695 so that this imposter may be rooted out so that this imposter may be rooted out
1290 01:03:02,779 01:03:04,489 and dealt with. and dealt with.
1291 01:03:05,114 01:03:07,116 On my count of three, On my count of three,
1292 01:03:07,492 01:03:09,786 unmask yourselves. unmask yourselves.
1293 01:03:10,369 01:03:11,245 One... One...
1294 01:03:11,329 01:03:13,080 -Okay, okay, fuck, fuck. -Are we gonna do it? -Okay, okay, fuck, fuck. -Are we gonna do it?
1295 01:03:13,164 01:03:14,207 Everyone's gonna take their mask off. Everyone's gonna take their mask off.
1296 01:03:14,290 01:03:15,291 Two... Two...
1297 01:03:15,374 01:03:17,084 Fuck, fuck, we have to do it. Fuck, fuck, we have to do it.
1298 01:03:17,168 01:03:18,377 If everybody else is doing it. If everybody else is doing it.
1299 01:03:18,461 01:03:19,462 Three! Three!
1300 01:03:23,841 01:03:24,967 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1301 01:03:25,051 01:03:26,844 A true member knows, A true member knows,
1302 01:03:26,928 01:03:29,263 you never take off your mask. you never take off your mask.
1303 01:03:30,014 01:03:31,766 Oh, my God, that's them. Oh, my God, that's them.
1304 01:03:32,725 01:03:33,601 Go! Go get 'em! Go! Go get 'em!
1305 01:03:33,684 01:03:34,727 -Oh, God. - We are one. -Oh, God. - We are one.
1306 01:03:35,186 01:03:36,854 We are Sacrarium. We are Sacrarium.
1307 01:03:36,938 01:03:39,023 Your burnt offerings Your burnt offerings
1308 01:03:39,106 01:03:41,234 shall be made to the gods, shall be made to the gods,
1309 01:03:41,317 01:03:43,986 -and it shall replenish them. -Oh! No! Stop! I'm a bleeder! -and it shall replenish them. -Oh! No! Stop! I'm a bleeder!
1310 01:03:46,614 01:03:47,907 Evacuate. Evacuate.
1311 01:03:49,242 01:03:50,076 Evacuate. Evacuate.
1312 01:03:51,953 01:03:53,204 Evacuate. Evacuate.
1313 01:03:55,206 01:03:56,207 What the fuck? What the fuck?
1314 01:04:02,004 01:04:04,549 What the fuck? All the fuck people left. What the fuck? All the fuck people left.
1315 01:04:04,632 01:04:06,217 Are we having the same dream? Are we having the same dream?
1316 01:04:08,261 01:04:10,137 -Um... -Let's go. -Um... -Let's go.
1317 01:04:10,221 01:04:12,056 - Police! - Go, go, go, go! - Police! - Go, go, go, go!
1318 01:04:12,139 01:04:14,267 - Oh, my God. - Go, go, go, go! - Oh, my God. - Go, go, go, go!
1319 01:04:14,892 01:04:17,311 -Freeze! Hands in the air! - Whoa. Whoa. -Freeze! Hands in the air! - Whoa. Whoa.
1320 01:04:17,395 01:04:18,646 Higher! Higher!
1321 01:04:18,729 01:04:21,148 -Higher! -This is as high as they go. -Higher! -This is as high as they go.
1322 01:04:23,734 01:04:25,361 Dispatch, that's a 10-95. Dispatch, that's a 10-95.
1323 01:04:25,444 01:04:27,071 They're in custody. We're on our way back. They're in custody. We're on our way back.
1324 01:04:44,338 01:04:46,340 Detective Martin will be here shortly. Detective Martin will be here shortly.
1325 01:04:52,430 01:04:54,932 It's over. We're done. It's over. We're done.
1326 01:04:56,809 01:04:58,019 I know. I know.
1327 01:04:59,437 01:05:01,272 I need to tell you something. I need to tell you something.
1328 01:05:02,899 01:05:03,983 Yeah? Yeah?
1329 01:05:06,027 01:05:07,737 You remember when you You remember when you
1330 01:05:07,820 01:05:10,448 went out of town for Ben's bachelor party? went out of town for Ben's bachelor party?
1331 01:05:10,948 01:05:12,617 You ate all the peanut brittle. You ate all the peanut brittle.
1332 01:05:12,783 01:05:13,993 No. No.
1333 01:05:14,869 01:05:15,870 Yeah. Yeah.
1334 01:05:17,371 01:05:18,789 I snuck into your office I snuck into your office
1335 01:05:18,873 01:05:20,875 and I watched your documentary. and I watched your documentary.
1336 01:05:21,292 01:05:23,669 -You did what? -I know, I'm sorry. -You did what? -I know, I'm sorry.
1337 01:05:24,879 01:05:26,297 But can I just say that But can I just say that
1338 01:05:27,298 01:05:29,467 it was really good. it was really good.
1339 01:05:33,471 01:05:34,513 Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you say something?
1340 01:05:34,889 01:05:36,933 Jibran, honestly, sometimes... Jibran, honestly, sometimes...
1341 01:05:38,142 01:05:40,311 I feel like you don't care what I think. I feel like you don't care what I think.
1342 01:05:43,773 01:05:45,483 I care so much about what you think. I care so much about what you think.
1343 01:05:45,650 01:05:47,068 That's why I didn't wanna show it to you. That's why I didn't wanna show it to you.
1344 01:05:47,151 01:05:48,903 I was afraid you wouldn't like it. I was afraid you wouldn't like it.
1345 01:05:49,612 01:05:51,197 You know, you've had your life figured out You know, you've had your life figured out
1346 01:05:51,280 01:05:52,782 since the moment we met. since the moment we met.
1347 01:05:53,741 01:05:56,702 I always felt like you could do so much better than me. I always felt like you could do so much better than me.
1348 01:06:01,123 01:06:02,625 You know, honestly, I... You know, honestly, I...
1349 01:06:03,084 01:06:05,544 I feel like I don't have anything figured out. I feel like I don't have anything figured out.
1350 01:06:05,628 01:06:07,254 Like, zero. Like, zero.
1351 01:06:09,298 01:06:10,466 But I was so obsessed But I was so obsessed
1352 01:06:10,549 01:06:11,926 with what everybody else thought, with what everybody else thought,
1353 01:06:12,009 01:06:14,971 except the one person that I care about the most. except the one person that I care about the most.
1354 01:06:18,474 01:06:20,393 I just want you to be happy. I just want you to be happy.
1355 01:06:22,770 01:06:24,605 I want you to be happy, too. I want you to be happy, too.
1356 01:06:29,568 01:06:32,613 We'll still be friends, laying out at the trial. We'll still be friends, laying out at the trial.
1357 01:06:33,531 01:06:35,116 Oh, no, I took a deal. Oh, no, I took a deal.
1358 01:06:35,199 01:06:36,659 -What? -Nobody told you? -What? -Nobody told you?
1359 01:06:38,119 01:06:39,787 Wait, but I thought we'd have the same lawyer. Wait, but I thought we'd have the same lawyer.
1360 01:06:39,870 01:06:41,622 I'm a rat all day. I'm a rat all day.
1361 01:06:41,706 01:06:43,374 -It's done? - Yeah, it's done. -It's done? - Yeah, it's done.
1362 01:06:43,457 01:06:44,291 Ah, shit. Ah, shit.
1363 01:06:44,375 01:06:47,211 I like them. I don't think they should break up. I like them. I don't think they should break up.
1364 01:06:47,878 01:06:49,755 Relationships are a motherfucker. Relationships are a motherfucker.
1365 01:06:50,131 01:06:51,215 Yeah. Yeah.
1366 01:07:13,446 01:07:15,573 We've been looking for you all over this city. We've been looking for you all over this city.
1367 01:07:18,909 01:07:20,619 You guys are key witnesses on a homicide, You guys are key witnesses on a homicide,
1368 01:07:20,703 01:07:22,329 and the suspect is still on the loose. and the suspect is still on the loose.
1369 01:07:24,665 01:07:25,666 What? What?
1370 01:07:25,750 01:07:27,209 We've been trying to track you down all night We've been trying to track you down all night
1371 01:07:27,293 01:07:28,419 to make sure you were safe. to make sure you were safe.
1372 01:07:28,836 01:07:30,129 We tried calling your phone several times. We tried calling your phone several times.
1373 01:07:30,212 01:07:31,213 Wait, I'm sorry. Wait, I'm sorry.
1374 01:07:31,297 01:07:33,382 You don't think we're the murderers? You don't think we're the murderers?
1375 01:07:33,591 01:07:34,675 No. No.
1376 01:07:35,092 01:07:36,010 There were traffic cameras There were traffic cameras
1377 01:07:36,093 01:07:37,094 that caught the entire pursuit. that caught the entire pursuit.
1378 01:07:37,178 01:07:38,512 -Uh-huh. -I can't believe this. -Uh-huh. -I can't believe this.
1379 01:07:38,721 01:07:39,805 We're trying to ID the individual We're trying to ID the individual
1380 01:07:39,889 01:07:41,348 who carjacked your vehicle. who carjacked your vehicle.
1381 01:07:41,766 01:07:44,143 We know that he's responsible for this incident as well as We know that he's responsible for this incident as well as
1382 01:07:44,226 01:07:46,854 multiple homicides at the St. Charles Apartments. multiple homicides at the St. Charles Apartments.
1383 01:07:46,937 01:07:49,356 -A bunch of dead frat guys. -Uh-- Okay-- -A bunch of dead frat guys. -Uh-- Okay--
1384 01:07:50,566 01:07:51,984 Just to be clear, Just to be clear,
1385 01:07:53,110 01:07:57,406 we are not suspects in a murder/homicide. we are not suspects in a murder/homicide.
1386 01:07:57,490 01:07:59,325 -You know we didn't do this. -We didn't do it. -You know we didn't do this. -We didn't do it.
1387 01:07:59,408 01:08:00,868 -And you know it. -Of course you didn't do it. -And you know it. -Of course you didn't do it.
1388 01:08:01,077 01:08:02,578 Why would two civilians Why would two civilians
1389 01:08:02,661 01:08:04,622 violently murder a man they've never even met? violently murder a man they've never even met?
1390 01:08:04,705 01:08:07,291 -Like, why would we... -Like, why would we...
1391 01:08:07,374 01:08:09,668 -It doesn't make sense. -It doesn't make any sense. -It doesn't make sense. -It doesn't make any sense.
1392 01:08:09,752 01:08:11,587 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1393 01:08:11,670 01:08:12,838 That's right. That's right.
1394 01:08:12,922 01:08:15,091 I promise I have never killed anyone. I promise I have never killed anyone.
1395 01:08:15,299 01:08:17,635 And I promise to never kill anyone, Scout's honor. And I promise to never kill anyone, Scout's honor.
1396 01:08:17,718 01:08:19,428 -Never. Never kill anybody. -Never kill. -Never. Never kill anybody. -Never kill.
1397 01:08:19,512 01:08:22,348 Have I thought about killing people? Like Jibran? Have I thought about killing people? Like Jibran?
1398 01:08:22,431 01:08:23,974 All the time. But I would never-- All the time. But I would never--
1399 01:08:24,058 01:08:25,601 -But that's in a normal way! -No-- -But that's in a normal way! -No--
1400 01:08:25,810 01:08:27,269 She would never act on it. She would never act on it.
1401 01:08:27,353 01:08:28,354 In the way where I'm like, In the way where I'm like,
1402 01:08:28,437 01:08:30,314 "I will kill you, I will wring your neck!" "I will kill you, I will wring your neck!"
1403 01:08:30,397 01:08:31,649 But not in the real murder way. But not in the real murder way.
1404 01:08:31,732 01:08:32,733 Not physically. Not physically.
1405 01:08:32,817 01:08:34,318 I have rolled through stop signs I have rolled through stop signs
1406 01:08:34,401 01:08:35,736 almost every day of my life, almost every day of my life,
1407 01:08:35,820 01:08:38,072 but not in a dangerous way. but not in a dangerous way.
1408 01:08:38,155 01:08:41,367 I used to sell, uh, my uncle's edibles. I used to sell, uh, my uncle's edibles.
1409 01:08:41,534 01:08:43,494 He was always like, "It's legal in Amsterdam." He was always like, "It's legal in Amsterdam."
1410 01:08:43,577 01:08:44,995 He could not point to Amsterdam on a map, but-- He could not point to Amsterdam on a map, but--
1411 01:08:45,079 01:08:46,872 She did not sell them in Amsterdam. She did not sell them in Amsterdam.
1412 01:08:46,956 01:08:48,165 She did sell them here. She did sell them here.
1413 01:08:48,249 01:08:50,918 But to help people get high. But to help people get high.
1414 01:08:51,001 01:08:53,003 Just glaucoma and things like that. Just glaucoma and things like that.
1415 01:08:53,087 01:08:54,588 Yes, mostly. She did make Yes, mostly. She did make
1416 01:08:54,672 01:08:56,924 some money at a time when we did need some money. some money at a time when we did need some money.
1417 01:08:57,007 01:08:59,260 We needed to pay some bills. Wait, I'm sorry. We needed to pay some bills. Wait, I'm sorry.
1418 01:08:59,677 01:09:03,264 So, did you guys catch the... the cult people? So, did you guys catch the... the cult people?
1419 01:09:03,347 01:09:04,723 The cult in the theater with the people The cult in the theater with the people
1420 01:09:04,807 01:09:06,934 with the masks and everybody was... sex. with the masks and everybody was... sex.
1421 01:09:07,184 01:09:08,185 The lucky people had sex. The lucky people had sex.
1422 01:09:08,477 01:09:09,478 They would go on the round bed-- They would go on the round bed--
1423 01:09:09,562 01:09:10,396 There was music. There was music.
1424 01:09:10,646 01:09:12,606 -Yeah, they were having sex. -In a very public place. -Yeah, they were having sex. -In a very public place.
1425 01:09:12,690 01:09:14,024 Some people were putting in work. Some people were putting in work.
1426 01:09:14,108 01:09:15,151 There was a big round bed. There was a big round bed.
1427 01:09:15,276 01:09:16,527 Some people got right to it. Some people got right to it.
1428 01:09:16,610 01:09:18,988 They were... I will agree they were putting in work. They were... I will agree they were putting in work.
1429 01:09:19,155 01:09:20,656 Yeah, we saw all of that. Yeah, we saw all of that.
1430 01:09:20,739 01:09:23,868 And let me tell you, sis, it was a sight. And let me tell you, sis, it was a sight.
1431 01:09:24,368 01:09:25,744 That's super helpful, That's super helpful,
1432 01:09:25,995 01:09:27,872 but we know all about Sacrarium. but we know all about Sacrarium.
1433 01:09:27,955 01:09:29,081 We've been tracking them for months, We've been tracking them for months,
1434 01:09:29,165 01:09:30,291 and the raid tonight was supposed to and the raid tonight was supposed to
1435 01:09:30,374 01:09:31,458 shut them down for good, shut them down for good,
1436 01:09:31,542 01:09:33,544 but somebody tipped them off that we were coming. but somebody tipped them off that we were coming.
1437 01:09:34,920 01:09:36,088 Look, Look,
1438 01:09:36,297 01:09:39,008 you guys witnessed some horrific things. you guys witnessed some horrific things.
1439 01:09:39,633 01:09:41,260 Eventually, we're gonna need your statements, Eventually, we're gonna need your statements,
1440 01:09:41,343 01:09:43,345 but I really think that you two but I really think that you two
1441 01:09:43,429 01:09:45,556 would benefit from some sleep. would benefit from some sleep.
1442 01:09:45,890 01:09:47,850 So why don't you come back first thing in the morning So why don't you come back first thing in the morning
1443 01:09:47,933 01:09:49,852 and we'll get your statements then. and we'll get your statements then.
1444 01:09:50,186 01:09:52,271 One of our guys out back will take you home. One of our guys out back will take you home.
1445 01:09:52,354 01:09:53,606 And we'll keep an eye on your place And we'll keep an eye on your place
1446 01:09:53,689 01:09:56,400 to make sure you're safe until the suspect is apprehended. to make sure you're safe until the suspect is apprehended.
1447 01:09:57,109 01:09:57,943 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
1448 01:09:58,027 01:09:59,153 This has been a good experience. This has been a good experience.
1449 01:09:59,320 01:10:00,613 - I hope so. -Thank you for everything. - I hope so. -Thank you for everything.
1450 01:10:00,696 01:10:02,198 Is there a comment card? 'Cause I'm doing five. Is there a comment card? 'Cause I'm doing five.
1451 01:10:02,406 01:10:03,407 Fives down the line. Fives down the line.
1452 01:10:03,490 01:10:04,658 Yeah, I would love to just-- Okay? Yeah, I would love to just-- Okay?
1453 01:10:15,586 01:10:17,546 So, that's it? So, that's it?
1454 01:10:17,796 01:10:21,050 We just go back to our normal lives? We just go back to our normal lives?
1455 01:10:21,342 01:10:22,635 Like nothing happened? Like nothing happened?
1456 01:10:23,844 01:10:25,221 I guess so. I guess so.
1457 01:10:31,685 01:10:32,686 A... A...
1458 01:10:34,855 01:10:36,649 I could sleep on the couch tonight. I could sleep on the couch tonight.
1459 01:10:36,732 01:10:39,777 Oh, no, no, no. We can... We can trade off. Oh, no, no, no. We can... We can trade off.
1460 01:10:39,944 01:10:42,112 No, you should have the bed. No, you should have the bed.
1461 01:10:49,828 01:10:51,413 This is crazy. I know we didn't, like, This is crazy. I know we didn't, like,
1462 01:10:51,497 01:10:53,624 solve the crime or whatever, solve the crime or whatever,
1463 01:10:53,707 01:10:55,542 but we got really close. but we got really close.
1464 01:10:56,085 01:10:57,294 I'm proud of us. I'm proud of us.
1465 01:10:58,295 01:11:00,339 Hey, not bad for a couple rookies. Hey, not bad for a couple rookies.
1466 01:11:02,049 01:11:03,968 You know, the one thing I can't figure out is, You know, the one thing I can't figure out is,
1467 01:11:05,094 01:11:06,387 who called the cops? who called the cops?
1468 01:11:06,720 01:11:07,888 I did. I did.
1469 01:11:10,724 01:11:12,059 Remember me? Remember me?
1470 01:11:12,643 01:11:14,561 How did you get in this car? How did you get in this car?
1471 01:11:14,645 01:11:15,896 I told you I was a cop. I told you I was a cop.
1472 01:11:16,397 01:11:18,524 I've been on the force for about 13 years. I've been on the force for about 13 years.
1473 01:11:18,607 01:11:20,776 I'm actually kind of a big deal over there. I'm actually kind of a big deal over there.
1474 01:11:21,485 01:11:23,904 And you're a member of the sex cult, too? And you're a member of the sex cult, too?
1475 01:11:24,196 01:11:25,197 Nah, they pay me Nah, they pay me
1476 01:11:25,281 01:11:26,365 to keep 'em safe from the police. to keep 'em safe from the police.
1477 01:11:26,657 01:11:29,368 Wait, so you were protecting the sex cult Wait, so you were protecting the sex cult
1478 01:11:30,619 01:11:32,454 and also blackmailing its members? and also blackmailing its members?
1479 01:11:32,788 01:11:34,164 As a matter of fact, I was. As a matter of fact, I was.
1480 01:11:34,248 01:11:36,500 Do you know how much this fucking city pays me? Do you know how much this fucking city pays me?
1481 01:11:36,667 01:11:39,128 I put my life on the line every single day I put my life on the line every single day
1482 01:11:39,211 01:11:41,255 and the government tosses pennies at me. and the government tosses pennies at me.
1483 01:11:41,797 01:11:43,215 But you know what is fucked up? But you know what is fucked up?
1484 01:11:44,675 01:11:46,468 That guy on the bicycle? That guy on the bicycle?
1485 01:11:46,552 01:11:48,846 The one I ran over several times with your car? The one I ran over several times with your car?
1486 01:11:49,013 01:11:50,014 -I remember. You remember? -Mmm-hmm. -I remember. You remember? -Mmm-hmm.
1487 01:11:50,097 01:11:51,181 Yeah, we remember. Yeah, we remember.
1488 01:11:51,473 01:11:52,683 That was my friend. That was my friend.
1489 01:11:53,684 01:11:57,688 Me and him, we come up with the blackmail-the-cult scheme. Me and him, we come up with the blackmail-the-cult scheme.
1490 01:11:58,272 01:12:01,692 But he got too greedy. Stopped giving me my full cut. But he got too greedy. Stopped giving me my full cut.
1491 01:12:01,775 01:12:03,152 And then, against my better judgment, And then, against my better judgment,
1492 01:12:03,235 01:12:05,654 he brought those ignorant frat boys onboard. he brought those ignorant frat boys onboard.
1493 01:12:05,821 01:12:08,574 Sir, if I may, we don't know anything, Sir, if I may, we don't know anything,
1494 01:12:08,657 01:12:10,409 and we have terrible memories. and we have terrible memories.
1495 01:12:10,492 01:12:12,536 So please just let us go, you can trust us. So please just let us go, you can trust us.
1496 01:12:12,619 01:12:14,830 Lady, I don't trust anyone. Here's a little tip: Lady, I don't trust anyone. Here's a little tip:
1497 01:12:15,122 01:12:17,750 The world is out to get you. The world is out to get you.
1498 01:12:18,042 01:12:20,627 The only one who's got your back The only one who's got your back
1499 01:12:20,794 01:12:21,879 is you. is you.
1500 01:12:22,838 01:12:24,840 -You're wrong. -That's not true. -You're wrong. -That's not true.
1501 01:12:25,758 01:12:28,510 I trusted someone. One person. I trusted someone. One person.
1502 01:12:29,970 01:12:31,138 Siobhan. Siobhan.
1503 01:12:31,555 01:12:33,849 I will never trust anyone again. I will never trust anyone again.
1504 01:12:34,558 01:12:35,893 Never. Never.
1505 01:12:36,310 01:12:38,437 You come into this world alone You come into this world alone
1506 01:12:38,520 01:12:40,606 and you leave this world alone. and you leave this world alone.
1507 01:12:40,689 01:12:42,691 Which is what you two are about to find out. Which is what you two are about to find out.
1508 01:12:54,244 01:12:55,662 Look, Look,
1509 01:12:56,330 01:12:57,539 I'm sorry I have to kill you guys. I'm sorry I have to kill you guys.
1510 01:12:57,623 01:13:00,793 You seem like a nice, though somewhat annoying couple. You seem like a nice, though somewhat annoying couple.
1511 01:13:00,876 01:13:02,628 But if it makes you feel any better, But if it makes you feel any better,
1512 01:13:02,920 01:13:04,088 I will get over it. I will get over it.
1513 01:13:04,171 01:13:05,672 You don't have to do this, okay? You don't have to do this, okay?
1514 01:13:05,798 01:13:07,549 You're not a killer, you're a good person. You're not a killer, you're a good person.
1515 01:13:08,050 01:13:10,219 -I can see it in your eyes. -Your eyes are so kind. -I can see it in your eyes. -Your eyes are so kind.
1516 01:13:10,302 01:13:11,553 They're luminous. They're luminous.
1517 01:13:11,804 01:13:14,348 Do you know how many people I have killed today? Do you know how many people I have killed today?
1518 01:13:14,723 01:13:16,475 Uh-- I would say you've killed, like, Uh-- I would say you've killed, like,
1519 01:13:16,558 01:13:18,352 exactly the right number of people. exactly the right number of people.
1520 01:13:18,435 01:13:19,520 I wouldn't add to it, I wouldn't add to it,
1521 01:13:19,686 01:13:21,355 'cause right now, the number of people 'cause right now, the number of people
1522 01:13:21,438 01:13:24,024 you've killed is impressive, but not, like, worrying. you've killed is impressive, but not, like, worrying.
1523 01:13:24,108 01:13:25,359 Also, you killed a guy on a bicycle Also, you killed a guy on a bicycle
1524 01:13:25,442 01:13:26,610 and a bunch of frat boys. and a bunch of frat boys.
1525 01:13:26,693 01:13:27,778 Who's kidding who? Who's kidding who?
1526 01:13:27,861 01:13:28,987 You're practically a folk hero. You're practically a folk hero.
1527 01:13:29,154 01:13:30,739 That was a rhetorical question. That was a rhetorical question.
1528 01:13:31,573 01:13:33,075 Never too late to change. Never too late to change.
1529 01:13:33,158 01:13:35,119 Maybe if you do, you can find a new Siobhan. Maybe if you do, you can find a new Siobhan.
1530 01:13:35,202 01:13:37,996 Did I say that you could talk about Siobhan? Did I say that you could talk about Siobhan?
1531 01:13:38,080 01:13:39,331 I thought you were sharing and thought I thought you were sharing and thought
1532 01:13:39,415 01:13:40,707 it was an open invitation, but I wasn't-- it was an open invitation, but I wasn't--
1533 01:13:40,791 01:13:42,000 Listen, Siobhan is clearly a tramp. Listen, Siobhan is clearly a tramp.
1534 01:13:42,084 01:13:43,127 You, too! You, too!
1535 01:13:43,502 01:13:45,421 Take her name out of your mouth! Take her name out of your mouth!
1536 01:13:45,754 01:13:48,173 I will never say the name Siobhaaa again. I will never say the name Siobhaaa again.
1537 01:13:48,298 01:13:49,466 She's dead to me. I don't even-- She's dead to me. I don't even--
1538 01:13:49,550 01:13:50,551 - She sucks. - She sucks.
1539 01:13:50,634 01:13:51,635 Shut up. Shut up.
1540 01:13:55,180 01:13:56,723 He clearly isn't over Siobhan. He clearly isn't over Siobhan.
1541 01:13:59,226 01:14:01,395 Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around. Put your hands behind your back.
1542 01:14:02,438 01:14:05,232 You lay a hand on her and I'll kick your ass, dude. You lay a hand on her and I'll kick your ass, dude.
1543 01:14:06,733 01:14:08,485 - Turn around. -Yes, sir. - Turn around. -Yes, sir.
1544 01:14:10,904 01:14:12,739 They have traffic cam footage of you, man. They have traffic cam footage of you, man.
1545 01:14:12,865 01:14:14,158 You're so fucked. You're so fucked.
1546 01:14:14,241 01:14:15,409 Nah, I saw it. Nah, I saw it.
1547 01:14:15,492 01:14:16,660 It's very grainy. It's very grainy.
1548 01:14:16,743 01:14:19,037 It's like, uh, Bigfoot footage. It's like, uh, Bigfoot footage.
1549 01:14:21,707 01:14:23,667 Jibran, we can't just sit here waiting to be killed, okay? Jibran, we can't just sit here waiting to be killed, okay?
1550 01:14:23,750 01:14:24,918 -We need to do something. -Okay. -We need to do something. -Okay.
1551 01:14:25,002 01:14:26,962 -Help me figure something out. -Okay, okay. -Help me figure something out. -Okay, okay.
1552 01:14:27,045 01:14:29,923 Um... Here, uh, loosen my ties. Um... Here, uh, loosen my ties.
1553 01:14:30,549 01:14:31,967 -Can you do it? -I can barely reach it. -Can you do it? -I can barely reach it.
1554 01:14:32,050 01:14:34,094 Okay, it's just getting tighter. Ow. Okay, it's just getting tighter. Ow.
1555 01:14:34,178 01:14:35,471 I'm sorry. Okay, try me. I'm sorry. Okay, try me.
1556 01:14:35,554 01:14:37,181 -Is it working? -No. Oh, fuck! -Is it working? -No. Oh, fuck!
1557 01:14:37,347 01:14:38,557 I'm gonna try kicking this. I'm gonna try kicking this.
1558 01:14:40,851 01:14:42,019 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1559 01:14:42,102 01:14:44,146 I wish I was wearing your date shoes. I wish I was wearing your date shoes.
1560 01:14:44,229 01:14:46,148 Jibran, the lighter! The cigarette lighter! Jibran, the lighter! The cigarette lighter!
1561 01:14:46,231 01:14:48,358 That's what's it there for! Go, go. That's what's it there for! Go, go.
1562 01:14:48,859 01:14:50,777 -Yeah, you can do it. -Yeah, you can do it.
1563 01:14:54,865 01:14:56,617 Okay, that's kind of hot. Okay, that's kind of hot.
1564 01:14:58,702 01:14:59,745 Does he see us? Does he see us?
1565 01:14:59,828 01:15:01,246 My God, he's laying down plastic. My God, he's laying down plastic.
1566 01:15:01,330 01:15:02,331 Oh, shit, shit. Oh, shit, shit.
1567 01:15:02,414 01:15:03,916 -Has it popped out yet? -No. -Has it popped out yet? -No.
1568 01:15:03,999 01:15:06,210 - What about now? -Okay. Okay. - What about now? -Okay. Okay.
1569 01:15:06,502 01:15:08,045 Come on. Hurry up. Come on. Hurry up.
1570 01:15:08,670 01:15:10,506 Get it, get it, get it. Get it, get it, get it. Get it, get it, get it. Get it, get it, get it.
1571 01:15:10,589 01:15:12,549 - Close your eyes. -Come on, come on. - Close your eyes. -Come on, come on.
1572 01:15:13,258 01:15:15,385 Get the plastic, not my hands! Get the plastic, not my hands!
1573 01:15:20,807 01:15:22,434 Drop it, drop it. Ow! Ahh! Drop it, drop it. Ow! Ahh!
1574 01:15:22,518 01:15:24,603 -I had it in my mouth, okay? -Yeah, but you didn't have -I had it in my mouth, okay? -Yeah, but you didn't have
1575 01:15:24,686 01:15:26,230 -the hot end in your mouth. -Hurry up! -the hot end in your mouth. -Hurry up!
1576 01:15:27,356 01:15:28,482 Hold, up, hold up, he's looking at us. Hold, up, hold up, he's looking at us.
1577 01:15:28,565 01:15:29,942 He's looking at us. Hold on. He's looking at us. Hold on.
1578 01:15:31,318 01:15:33,904 Okay, put it back. Put it back. Put it back. Okay, put it back. Put it back. Put it back.
1579 01:15:36,156 01:15:37,491 Out of the car. Out of the car.
1580 01:15:38,742 01:15:41,537 They're gonna get you. They know you drove us. They're gonna get you. They know you drove us.
1581 01:15:41,828 01:15:43,830 No, they're not gonna suspect me. No, they're not gonna suspect me.
1582 01:15:43,914 01:15:45,707 When I drove you guys to your apartment, When I drove you guys to your apartment,
1583 01:15:46,250 01:15:48,252 the real killer jumped out of the bushes the real killer jumped out of the bushes
1584 01:15:48,335 01:15:49,836 and hit me over the head! and hit me over the head!
1585 01:15:50,295 01:15:52,130 When I woke up, there I was, When I woke up, there I was,
1586 01:15:52,214 01:15:54,091 tied up in the back of my own squad car tied up in the back of my own squad car
1587 01:15:54,174 01:15:56,093 with you guys here at the marina. with you guys here at the marina.
1588 01:15:58,053 01:15:59,221 Watch your step. Watch your step.
1589 01:16:01,181 01:16:04,017 And then the killer made us get on the boat. And then the killer made us get on the boat.
1590 01:16:04,685 01:16:06,478 That's right. All three of us. That's right. All three of us.
1591 01:16:06,770 01:16:08,564 And you remember what happened next. And you remember what happened next.
1592 01:16:09,189 01:16:11,441 He made us all kneel down. Go ahead. He made us all kneel down. Go ahead.
1593 01:16:13,068 01:16:15,362 I jumped up and tried to save you guys. I jumped up and tried to save you guys.
1594 01:16:15,445 01:16:17,656 And in the scuffle, I was shot. And in the scuffle, I was shot.
1595 01:16:17,823 01:16:20,450 I wasn't mortally wounded, but I had to watch in horror I wasn't mortally wounded, but I had to watch in horror
1596 01:16:20,826 01:16:22,578 as the masked killer as the masked killer
1597 01:16:22,869 01:16:25,038 executed you both with my gun. executed you both with my gun.
1598 01:16:25,122 01:16:26,498 Anyway, let's get this over with. Anyway, let's get this over with.
1599 01:16:27,749 01:16:28,917 Eenie... Eenie...
1600 01:16:29,334 01:16:30,335 No. No.
1601 01:16:30,627 01:16:31,628 Eenie, Eenie,
1602 01:16:32,754 01:16:34,089 meenie, meenie,
1603 01:16:34,798 01:16:35,799 miney ... miney ...
1604 01:16:45,809 01:16:46,977 Hey, Mustache. Hey, Mustache.
1605 01:16:56,486 01:16:57,779 Okay, okay. Okay, okay.
1606 01:16:59,948 01:17:01,783 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
1607 01:17:02,034 01:17:04,244 - Oh, no, no, no. -Oh, shit. - Oh, no, no, no. -Oh, shit.
1608 01:17:04,661 01:17:06,830 Go ahead. Shoot me. Go ahead. Shoot me.
1609 01:17:07,831 01:17:09,458 Right here in the shoulder would be good. Right here in the shoulder would be good.
1610 01:17:09,541 01:17:11,585 That way I don't have to shoot myself. That way I don't have to shoot myself.
1611 01:17:11,835 01:17:13,545 Drop the gun or I'll break his neck. Drop the gun or I'll break his neck.
1612 01:17:13,795 01:17:16,757 You can't break his neck. It-It-It's too thick. You can't break his neck. It-It-It's too thick.
1613 01:17:17,007 01:17:20,010 I'll just twist until something bad happens. I'll just twist until something bad happens.
1614 01:17:20,093 01:17:21,178 From where I'm sitting, From where I'm sitting,
1615 01:17:21,261 01:17:22,095 he's super convincing. he's super convincing.
1616 01:17:22,346 01:17:23,555 He can't hurt you. He can't hurt you.
1617 01:17:24,139 01:17:26,308 I bet he can do it quite easily. I bet he can do it quite easily.
1618 01:17:26,892 01:17:28,602 - Drop it. -Leilani, listen to him. - Drop it. -Leilani, listen to him.
1619 01:17:28,685 01:17:29,686 Put the gun down. Put the gun down.
1620 01:17:29,770 01:17:30,771 You don't have a shot. You don't have a shot.
1621 01:17:30,854 01:17:32,105 -Just put it down. -I do have a shot. -Just put it down. -I do have a shot.
1622 01:17:32,230 01:17:34,232 Why are you arguing with me about this? Why are you arguing with me about this?
1623 01:17:34,316 01:17:35,525 Because you think you're always right, Because you think you're always right,
1624 01:17:35,609 01:17:36,860 and you're wrong about this, okay? and you're wrong about this, okay?
1625 01:17:36,943 01:17:38,445 I'm supposed to listen to someone who's never I'm supposed to listen to someone who's never
1626 01:17:38,528 01:17:40,238 held a gun before, and I'm the know-it-all? held a gun before, and I'm the know-it-all?
1627 01:17:40,322 01:17:41,615 -You refuse to take risks! - Guys-- -You refuse to take risks! - Guys--
1628 01:17:41,698 01:17:42,616 This is a prime example. This is a prime example.
1629 01:17:42,699 01:17:43,867 -You're the reason we're here! -Guys-- -You're the reason we're here! -Guys--
1630 01:17:43,950 01:17:45,327 -This is your fault! -Guys! -This is your fault! -Guys!
1631 01:17:45,410 01:17:46,662 Do you really wanna do this right now? Do you really wanna do this right now?
1632 01:17:46,745 01:17:48,538 Oh, my God. I wanted to go to the police! Oh, my God. I wanted to go to the police!
1633 01:17:48,789 01:17:49,956 You were driving the car! You were driving the car!
1634 01:17:50,248 01:17:51,708 I got kicked by a horse for you! I got kicked by a horse for you!
1635 01:17:51,792 01:17:52,918 -Oh, my God. - You just ran from -Oh, my God. - You just ran from
1636 01:17:53,001 01:17:54,544 -a dead body and left me. -You guys are so annoying. -a dead body and left me. -You guys are so annoying.
1637 01:17:54,628 01:17:56,088 I am alone in this relationship. I am alone in this relationship.
1638 01:17:56,171 01:17:57,756 You watched my movie without asking me! You watched my movie without asking me!
1639 01:17:57,964 01:17:58,965 Nobody cares about your shit. Nobody cares about your shit.
1640 01:17:59,049 01:18:00,133 Stop! You sound like my parents! Stop! You sound like my parents!
1641 01:18:00,217 01:18:01,843 Understand what I'm doing for once! Understand what I'm doing for once!
1642 01:18:01,968 01:18:03,011 Be with me on something! Be with me on something!
1643 01:18:03,095 01:18:04,096 -One, two, three! -Go! -One, two, three! -Go!
1644 01:18:06,723 01:18:08,350 -shit. -shit.
1645 01:18:09,518 01:18:10,936 -Jibran, are you okay? -Yeah. -Jibran, are you okay? -Yeah.
1646 01:18:11,019 01:18:12,020 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
1647 01:18:16,108 01:18:17,067 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1648 01:18:49,349 01:18:50,517 Thanks to you guys, Thanks to you guys,
1649 01:18:50,600 01:18:53,019 we have the suspect in custody. You're safe now. we have the suspect in custody. You're safe now.
1650 01:19:00,736 01:19:02,112 Sure you're okay? Sure you're okay?
1651 01:19:02,195 01:19:03,780 Yeah, I'm okay. Are you? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you?
1652 01:19:04,114 01:19:05,115 Yeah. Yeah.
1653 01:19:06,199 01:19:07,284 You know, I knew you were gonna do that You know, I knew you were gonna do that
1654 01:19:07,367 01:19:09,202 "one, two, three" thing, even though it didn't work "one, two, three" thing, even though it didn't work
1655 01:19:09,286 01:19:11,163 any other time. any other time.
1656 01:19:11,246 01:19:12,497 -You did everything. -No, it was equal. -You did everything. -No, it was equal.
1657 01:19:12,581 01:19:13,582 -You did. -It was equal! -You did. -It was equal!
1658 01:19:13,790 01:19:15,542 -You shot him! -I know. Don't-- -You shot him! -I know. Don't--
1659 01:19:15,625 01:19:17,586 -That was amazing. -I would rather forget that. -That was amazing. -I would rather forget that.
1660 01:19:17,669 01:19:18,837 Don't ever shoot anyone ever again. Don't ever shoot anyone ever again.
1661 01:19:18,920 01:19:20,505 I will never shoot anyone ever again. I will never shoot anyone ever again.
1662 01:19:23,341 01:19:25,177 -What? -I didn't say anything. -What? -I didn't say anything.
1663 01:19:25,260 01:19:26,386 I know that face. I know that face.
1664 01:19:27,137 01:19:28,054 What face? What face?
1665 01:19:28,138 01:19:29,598 It's the "I wanna kiss you" face. It's the "I wanna kiss you" face.
1666 01:19:29,681 01:19:31,391 -No, no. No, I don't-- -Yes, it is. -No, no. No, I don't-- -Yes, it is.
1667 01:19:31,475 01:19:32,809 -I don't wanna kiss you. -Oh. -I don't wanna kiss you. -Oh.
1668 01:19:33,310 01:19:35,937 I don't, so-- You're very arrogant. Gross. I don't, so-- You're very arrogant. Gross.
1669 01:19:36,021 01:19:37,314 Oh, gross? Oh, gross?
1670 01:19:37,397 01:19:39,691 Wow, you wanna kiss me so bad, Wow, you wanna kiss me so bad,
1671 01:19:39,775 01:19:41,568 like, with tongue and everything. I can tell. like, with tongue and everything. I can tell.
1672 01:19:41,651 01:19:42,778 You are projecting. You are projecting.
1673 01:19:42,861 01:19:44,529 -Oh, okay. -I think you wanna kiss me. -Oh, okay. -I think you wanna kiss me.
1674 01:19:44,613 01:19:46,281 -I wanna kiss you? -You wanna kiss me. -I wanna kiss you? -You wanna kiss me.
1675 01:19:46,364 01:19:47,949 And you're, like, doing this now. And you're, like, doing this now.
1676 01:19:48,158 01:19:49,910 Doing what? What am I doing? Doing what? What am I doing?
1677 01:20:01,713 01:20:03,256 Sorry to interrupt, lovebirds. Sorry to interrupt, lovebirds.
1678 01:20:03,465 01:20:04,591 I gotta take you to the hospital, I gotta take you to the hospital,
1679 01:20:04,674 01:20:06,760 have them check you out. It's protocol. have them check you out. It's protocol.
1680 01:20:10,972 01:20:13,475 Back-of-the-ambulance sex is pretty freaky, right? Back-of-the-ambulance sex is pretty freaky, right?
1681 01:20:14,142 01:20:16,520 -I am so down. -All right, let's go. -I am so down. -All right, let's go.
1682 01:20:17,437 01:20:18,438 Are you gonna try that move Are you gonna try that move
1683 01:20:18,522 01:20:19,356 we saw in the orgy? we saw in the orgy?
1684 01:20:19,439 01:20:21,191 Oh, I'm gonna put in some work! Oh, I'm gonna put in some work!
1685 01:20:21,274 01:20:22,609 Mmm-mmm, you don't sound right. Mmm-mmm, you don't sound right.
1686 01:20:22,692 01:20:23,944 That's my line. That's my line.
1687 01:20:32,619 01:20:34,246 - Run, Leilani! - Jibran, I'm running. - Run, Leilani! - Jibran, I'm running.
1688 01:20:34,454 01:20:35,580 Holy shit, holy shit! Holy shit, holy shit!
1689 01:20:35,664 01:20:36,498 They're right behind us! They're right behind us!
1690 01:20:36,665 01:20:38,083 Let me lead. Let me get in front, slow down! Let me lead. Let me get in front, slow down!
1691 01:20:38,250 01:20:39,876 -Run, run, run! -Jibran, I'm running. -Run, run, run! -Jibran, I'm running.
1692 01:20:39,960 01:20:41,545 Don't tell me to run when I'm already running! Don't tell me to run when I'm already running!
1693 01:20:41,628 01:20:43,797 Oh, my God, they're right there! We're so fucked! Oh, my God, they're right there! We're so fucked!
1694 01:20:45,257 01:20:47,217 This is London, England. This is London, England.
1695 01:20:47,300 01:20:49,469 Jibran and Leilani lost valuable time Jibran and Leilani lost valuable time
1696 01:20:49,553 01:20:52,138 after a heated argument about the metric system. after a heated argument about the metric system.
1697 01:20:52,305 01:20:54,432 With only two legs remaining, With only two legs remaining,
1698 01:20:54,516 01:20:57,644 do they have what it takes to win the $1 million prize? do they have what it takes to win the $1 million prize?
1699 01:20:57,936 01:20:59,396 We're actually doing it, Jibran! We're actually doing it, Jibran!
1700 01:20:59,479 01:21:01,356 I told you we could win The Amazing Race. I told you we could win The Amazing Race.
1701 01:21:04,401 01:21:05,986 Okay. "For over 50 years, Okay. "For over 50 years,
1702 01:21:06,069 01:21:09,072 enthusiasts have gathered at Hyde Park to commemorate--" enthusiasts have gathered at Hyde Park to commemorate--"
1703 01:21:10,407 01:21:11,700 Oh, . Oh, .
1703 01:21:10,407 01:21:11,700 Oh, . Oh, .