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| 1 | 00:01:07,040 | 00:01:08,676 | I'm Myles Parks. | I'm Myles Parks. |
| 2 | 00:01:08,709 | 00:01:10,210 | Thanks for coming out tonight. | Thanks for coming out tonight. |
| 3 | 00:01:11,611 | 00:01:14,048 | I'll start by telling you a little about myself. | I'll start by telling you a little about myself. |
| 4 | 00:01:15,081 | 00:01:17,051 | I'm in my mid-30s, | I'm in my mid-30s, |
| 5 | 00:01:18,118 | 00:01:19,287 | and I'm single. | and I'm single. |
| 6 | 00:01:20,153 | 00:01:21,555 | So that's cool, I guess. | So that's cool, I guess. |
| 7 | 00:01:25,191 | 00:01:28,095 | It's like the killer combo right there. | It's like the killer combo right there. |
| 8 | 00:01:28,129 | 00:01:29,030 | When you say that to people, | When you say that to people, |
| 9 | 00:01:29,063 | 00:01:30,231 | they give you that sad look | they give you that sad look |
| 10 | 00:01:30,263 | 00:01:33,033 | like, oh, really? | like, oh, really? |
| 11 | 00:01:34,234 | 00:01:35,469 | Like I'm an immigrant from Haiti | Like I'm an immigrant from Haiti |
| 12 | 00:01:35,503 | 00:01:37,272 | who lost his home in an earthquake. | who lost his home in an earthquake. |
| 13 | 00:01:38,204 | 00:01:39,039 | Same look. | Same look. |
| 14 | 00:01:39,807 | 00:01:43,144 | But I'm fine, I'm okay with it, | But I'm fine, I'm okay with it, |
| 15 | 00:01:43,177 | 00:01:45,714 | because my career is soaring. | because my career is soaring. |
| 16 | 00:02:01,162 | 00:02:02,764 | Settle up. | Settle up. |
| 17 | 00:02:02,796 | 00:02:03,798 | You in a hurry? | You in a hurry? |
| 18 | 00:02:03,831 | 00:02:05,033 | Got a place to be. | Got a place to be. |
| 19 | 00:02:07,400 | 00:02:08,569 | Another gig? | Another gig? |
| 20 | 00:02:10,538 | 00:02:12,173 | We agreed on 50. | We agreed on 50. |
| 21 | 00:02:12,205 | 00:02:13,107 | You had a drink. | You had a drink. |
| 22 | 00:02:13,807 | 00:02:16,043 | A whiskey coke is $20? | A whiskey coke is $20? |
| 23 | 00:02:16,076 | 00:02:17,311 | Plus fees. | Plus fees. |
| 24 | 00:02:17,343 | 00:02:19,280 | You didn't exactly bring in a crowd. | You didn't exactly bring in a crowd. |
| 25 | 00:02:19,312 | 00:02:22,082 | You make me money, I'll make you money. | You make me money, I'll make you money. |
| 26 | 00:02:22,116 | 00:02:23,518 | You're a walking cliche, Jack. | You're a walking cliche, Jack. |
| 27 | 00:02:26,187 | 00:02:28,790 | Nelson Fritch, I'm a talent agent. | Nelson Fritch, I'm a talent agent. |
| 28 | 00:02:32,158 | 00:02:34,094 | You look like a man in need of representation. | You look like a man in need of representation. |
| 29 | 00:02:34,127 | 00:02:36,096 | I've already come this far on my own. | I've already come this far on my own. |
| 30 | 00:02:37,330 | 00:02:38,698 | Sorry I missed the gig. | Sorry I missed the gig. |
| 31 | 00:02:38,731 | 00:02:39,766 | How'd it go? | How'd it go? |
| 32 | 00:02:39,800 | 00:02:41,069 | About how you'd expect. | About how you'd expect. |
| 33 | 00:02:42,502 | 00:02:44,104 | Did Jack try to stiff you? | Did Jack try to stiff you? |
| 34 | 00:02:44,838 | 00:02:46,674 | Want me to talk to him? | Want me to talk to him? |
| 35 | 00:02:46,706 | 00:02:48,675 | $20 isn't gonna help me make rent. | $20 isn't gonna help me make rent. |
| 36 | 00:02:49,643 | 00:02:52,180 | Nelson, you drinking? | Nelson, you drinking? |
| 37 | 00:02:52,212 | 00:02:54,215 | I'll have a lite beer, please. | I'll have a lite beer, please. |
| 38 | 00:02:59,385 | 00:03:00,421 | Four dollars. | Four dollars. |
| 39 | 00:03:02,122 | 00:03:05,258 | Put it on my tab, asshole. | Put it on my tab, asshole. |
| 40 | 00:03:05,292 | 00:03:07,594 | He's gonna take that out of my pay next time. | He's gonna take that out of my pay next time. |
| 41 | 00:03:07,627 | 00:03:10,264 | Hey, there won't be a next time. | Hey, there won't be a next time. |
| 42 | 00:03:12,133 | 00:03:13,835 | Look, I know the gig tomorrow night is a big deal. | Look, I know the gig tomorrow night is a big deal. |
| 43 | 00:03:13,867 | 00:03:15,802 | - Huge. - High profile, | - Huge. - High profile, |
| 44 | 00:03:15,836 | 00:03:18,106 | - something or other. - The biggest of your career. | - something or other. - The biggest of your career. |
| 45 | 00:03:18,139 | 00:03:19,574 | But it's still just one gig. | But it's still just one gig. |
| 46 | 00:03:20,674 | 00:03:21,509 | Maybe. | Maybe. |
| 47 | 00:03:23,776 | 00:03:25,245 | I'm working on something. | I'm working on something. |
| 48 | 00:03:26,247 | 00:03:28,583 | I don't really wanna say too much about it right now. | I don't really wanna say too much about it right now. |
| 49 | 00:03:30,217 | 00:03:31,618 | It's big. | It's big. |
| 50 | 00:03:31,651 | 00:03:36,356 | Myles, come prepared tomorrow. | Myles, come prepared tomorrow. |
| 51 | 00:03:36,389 | 00:03:38,158 | It's the Pantages Theater. | It's the Pantages Theater. |
| 52 | 00:03:39,325 | 00:03:42,864 | I have pulled every single possible string | I have pulled every single possible string |
| 53 | 00:03:42,896 | 00:03:45,599 | to make this happen, and, now, | to make this happen, and, now, |
| 54 | 00:03:45,633 | 00:03:49,137 | it's all riding on you to deliver. | it's all riding on you to deliver. |
| 55 | 00:03:50,336 | 00:03:51,405 | It's exciting, right? | It's exciting, right? |
| 56 | 00:03:53,507 | 00:03:55,176 | Cut it out, Nelson. | Cut it out, Nelson. |
| 57 | 00:03:55,209 | 00:03:56,644 | I'm just trying to keep these expectations in check. | I'm just trying to keep these expectations in check. |
| 58 | 00:03:59,246 | 00:04:00,314 | See you tomorrow, buddy. | See you tomorrow, buddy. |
| 59 | 00:04:13,193 | 00:04:15,195 | Myles, come back soon | Myles, come back soon |
| 60 | 00:04:15,229 | 00:04:16,531 | and do another set, all right? | and do another set, all right? |
| 61 | 00:04:18,298 | 00:04:19,566 | Go fuck yourself, Jack. | Go fuck yourself, Jack. |
| 62 | 00:05:22,428 | 00:05:24,298 | You're still here, Lawrence? | You're still here, Lawrence? |
| 63 | 00:05:24,331 | 00:05:28,402 | Yeah, I was just finishing up, Miss Gotti. | Yeah, I was just finishing up, Miss Gotti. |
| 64 | 00:05:28,435 | 00:05:29,836 | You know to call me Donna. | You know to call me Donna. |
| 65 | 00:05:31,004 | 00:05:34,007 | Well, I'll see you tomorrow. | Well, I'll see you tomorrow. |
| 66 | 00:05:34,040 | 00:05:35,675 | We have a show to get ready for. | We have a show to get ready for. |
| 67 | 00:05:35,709 | 00:05:36,543 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 68 | 00:05:40,380 | 00:05:42,449 | Oh, and, Lawrence, don't forget | Oh, and, Lawrence, don't forget |
| 69 | 00:05:42,483 | 00:05:43,985 | to turn on the ghost light. | to turn on the ghost light. |
| 70 | 00:05:44,017 | 00:05:46,820 | We wouldn't wanna invite in any unwanted guests. | We wouldn't wanna invite in any unwanted guests. |
| 71 | 00:06:05,639 | 00:06:06,473 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 72 | 00:06:10,310 | 00:06:11,545 | Miss Gotti? | Miss Gotti? |
| 73 | 00:06:17,550 | 00:06:21,622 | All right, well, it's time to go, I'm locking up. | All right, well, it's time to go, I'm locking up. |
| 74 | 00:06:32,031 | 00:06:33,867 | What the fuck is that? | What the fuck is that? |
| 75 | 00:06:35,101 | 00:06:36,603 | Shit! | Shit! |
| 76 | 00:06:36,637 | 00:06:37,872 | Shit, shit. | Shit, shit. |
| 77 | 00:06:51,785 | 00:06:53,454 | All right, fuck you! | All right, fuck you! |
| 78 | 00:06:55,088 | 00:06:57,324 | I'm setting the alarm and locking up. | I'm setting the alarm and locking up. |
| 79 | 00:06:58,291 | 00:07:00,694 | The cops will deal with you when they show up. | The cops will deal with you when they show up. |
| 80 | 00:10:29,635 | 00:10:30,536 | The best music. | The best music. |
| 81 | 00:10:30,571 | 00:10:32,105 | I'm Jay Barilla, and I'll be bringing | I'm Jay Barilla, and I'll be bringing |
| 82 | 00:10:32,139 | 00:10:33,774 | you more underground music at the top of the hour. | you more underground music at the top of the hour. |
| 83 | 00:10:33,807 | 00:10:35,042 | I'll also be announcing the winner | I'll also be announcing the winner |
| 84 | 00:10:35,075 | 00:10:37,177 | of the two free tickets to the Reggie Ray show | of the two free tickets to the Reggie Ray show |
| 85 | 00:10:37,210 | 00:10:38,646 | we've been hawking this week, | we've been hawking this week, |
| 86 | 00:10:38,678 | 00:10:39,779 | and, let me tell you, there has been | and, let me tell you, there has been |
| 87 | 00:10:39,813 | 00:10:42,582 | no shortage of callers trying to get at these tickets. | no shortage of callers trying to get at these tickets. |
| 88 | 00:10:42,615 | 00:10:45,653 | Let's hope Reggie Ray can regain some of his former glory. | Let's hope Reggie Ray can regain some of his former glory. |
| 89 | 00:10:45,686 | 00:10:47,120 | Either way, it'll be a packed house, | Either way, it'll be a packed house, |
| 90 | 00:10:47,153 | 00:10:48,556 | and two lucky listeners will be there | and two lucky listeners will be there |
| 91 | 00:10:48,589 | 00:10:50,558 | to report back to us later. | to report back to us later. |
| 92 | 00:10:50,591 | 00:10:53,693 | This. | This. |
| 93 | 00:12:09,269 | 00:12:11,639 | Hey, can I help you out. | Hey, can I help you out. |
| 94 | 00:12:11,672 | 00:12:12,473 | If you're here for the show, | If you're here for the show, |
| 95 | 00:12:12,505 | 00:12:13,906 | you're gonna have to come back later. | you're gonna have to come back later. |
| 96 | 00:12:13,940 | 00:12:16,277 | Oh, no, I'm Myles, Myles Parks. | Oh, no, I'm Myles, Myles Parks. |
| 97 | 00:12:18,144 | 00:12:20,079 | The opening act, my name's all over the flyer. | The opening act, my name's all over the flyer. |
| 98 | 00:12:20,113 | 00:12:21,882 | Myles, sorry about that, nice to meet you. | Myles, sorry about that, nice to meet you. |
| 99 | 00:12:21,914 | 00:12:23,317 | I'm the stage manager Andy. | I'm the stage manager Andy. |
| 100 | 00:12:23,350 | 00:12:24,652 | Let me show you around. | Let me show you around. |
| 101 | 00:12:24,684 | 00:12:25,752 | So we've got a couple of hours | So we've got a couple of hours |
| 102 | 00:12:25,785 | 00:12:27,720 | before we start letting people in. | before we start letting people in. |
| 103 | 00:12:27,754 | 00:12:29,223 | Relax, get ready. | Relax, get ready. |
| 104 | 00:12:29,255 | 00:12:30,790 | I was hoping I could feel the stage out a little | I was hoping I could feel the stage out a little |
| 105 | 00:12:30,823 | 00:12:31,758 | after I've settled in. | after I've settled in. |
| 106 | 00:12:31,792 | 00:12:33,094 | Yeah, whatever you need. | Yeah, whatever you need. |
| 107 | 00:12:35,796 | 00:12:38,098 | Hey, Bryce, where's Lawrence? | Hey, Bryce, where's Lawrence? |
| 108 | 00:12:38,130 | 00:12:39,666 | It's not my turn to watch him. | It's not my turn to watch him. |
| 109 | 00:12:41,268 | 00:12:42,069 | I haven't seen him, either. | I haven't seen him, either. |
| 110 | 00:12:42,101 | 00:12:43,236 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 111 | 00:12:43,269 | 00:12:46,874 | Hey, Bethany, where's Lawrence? | Hey, Bethany, where's Lawrence? |
| 112 | 00:12:48,475 | 00:12:49,942 | I haven't seen him. | I haven't seen him. |
| 113 | 00:12:49,975 | 00:12:51,678 | Let me know if you find him. | Let me know if you find him. |
| 114 | 00:12:51,711 | 00:12:53,312 | The ghost light tipped over last night and shattered. | The ghost light tipped over last night and shattered. |
| 115 | 00:12:53,346 | 00:12:54,414 | What's the ghost light? | What's the ghost light? |
| 116 | 00:12:54,447 | 00:12:55,448 | Oh, it's just an old superstition. | Oh, it's just an old superstition. |
| 117 | 00:12:55,481 | 00:12:57,083 | Theaters are filthy with them. | Theaters are filthy with them. |
| 118 | 00:12:57,116 | 00:12:59,052 | It's not a superstition if it's true. | It's not a superstition if it's true. |
| 119 | 00:13:00,052 | 00:13:01,120 | Performer? | Performer? |
| 120 | 00:13:01,153 | 00:13:02,722 | Opening act. | Opening act. |
| 121 | 00:13:02,755 | 00:13:04,692 | No pressure, right? | No pressure, right? |
| 122 | 00:13:04,725 | 00:13:05,426 | I hope you're funny. | I hope you're funny. |
| 123 | 00:13:05,458 | 00:13:06,526 | I think I'm hilarious. | I think I'm hilarious. |
| 124 | 00:13:06,559 | 00:13:09,696 | So far, you're not doing much for my confidence. | So far, you're not doing much for my confidence. |
| 125 | 00:13:09,730 | 00:13:11,197 | Too bad, you're really helping mine. | Too bad, you're really helping mine. |
| 126 | 00:13:11,230 | 00:13:12,298 | Hey, we should get moving. | Hey, we should get moving. |
| 127 | 00:13:12,331 | 00:13:15,468 | I've got a lot of things to do before showtime, so. | I've got a lot of things to do before showtime, so. |
| 128 | 00:13:15,501 | 00:13:16,703 | Good luck tonight. | Good luck tonight. |
| 129 | 00:13:18,004 | 00:13:19,373 | This way, try to keep up. | This way, try to keep up. |
| 130 | 00:13:23,076 | 00:13:25,680 | Your room should be right here. | Your room should be right here. |
| 131 | 00:13:32,418 | 00:13:33,886 | I'll be around. | I'll be around. |
| 132 | 00:13:33,919 | 00:13:36,055 | So if you need anything, just let me know. | So if you need anything, just let me know. |
| 133 | 00:13:36,089 | 00:13:38,059 | - Thanks. - Just doing my job. | - Thanks. - Just doing my job. |
| 134 | 00:13:52,172 | 00:13:54,008 | Oh, for fuck's sake. | Oh, for fuck's sake. |
| 135 | 00:14:57,571 | 00:14:58,806 | Here at last. | Here at last. |
| 136 | 00:15:00,907 | 00:15:03,043 | Jesus, Nelson, let yourself in. | Jesus, Nelson, let yourself in. |
| 137 | 00:15:03,076 | 00:15:03,911 | I did. | I did. |
| 138 | 00:15:04,945 | 00:15:06,313 | I'm here to save the day. | I'm here to save the day. |
| 139 | 00:15:06,346 | 00:15:08,115 | My knight in shining armor. | My knight in shining armor. |
| 140 | 00:15:08,148 | 00:15:09,983 | You need anything right now? | You need anything right now? |
| 141 | 00:15:10,015 | 00:15:13,486 | Besides the gift basket, my privacy. | Besides the gift basket, my privacy. |
| 142 | 00:15:13,519 | 00:15:16,524 | You're gonna have all the privacy you can handle tomorrow. | You're gonna have all the privacy you can handle tomorrow. |
| 143 | 00:15:17,857 | 00:15:19,559 | How you feeling? | How you feeling? |
| 144 | 00:15:19,592 | 00:15:21,528 | Not getting the jitters on me, are you? | Not getting the jitters on me, are you? |
| 145 | 00:15:23,897 | 00:15:25,399 | When I woke up this morning, | When I woke up this morning, |
| 146 | 00:15:27,299 | 00:15:29,502 | I swear I smelled coffee in the house. | I swear I smelled coffee in the house. |
| 147 | 00:15:29,535 | 00:15:30,970 | You don't drink coffee. | You don't drink coffee. |
| 148 | 00:15:31,871 | 00:15:32,906 | Mia did. | Mia did. |
| 149 | 00:15:41,413 | 00:15:42,415 | It makes sense. | It makes sense. |
| 150 | 00:15:43,649 | 00:15:46,853 | Tonight is a big night, | Tonight is a big night, |
| 151 | 00:15:46,886 | 00:15:49,922 | and it's gonna bring up a lot of thoughts and feelings | and it's gonna bring up a lot of thoughts and feelings |
| 152 | 00:15:49,956 | 00:15:52,192 | that you've already worked through. | that you've already worked through. |
| 153 | 00:15:52,225 | 00:15:54,461 | Thanks, doc, what am I paying my therapist for? | Thanks, doc, what am I paying my therapist for? |
| 154 | 00:15:54,494 | 00:15:56,864 | Hey, I've been in the business a long time, okay? | Hey, I've been in the business a long time, okay? |
| 155 | 00:15:56,897 | 00:15:57,932 | I've seen it. | I've seen it. |
| 156 | 00:15:59,566 | 00:16:01,067 | I think I just need my pills. | I think I just need my pills. |
| 157 | 00:16:01,100 | 00:16:03,336 | I left them somewhere, but I can't remember where. | I left them somewhere, but I can't remember where. |
| 158 | 00:16:03,370 | 00:16:04,971 | It's not the pills, it's nerves. | It's not the pills, it's nerves. |
| 159 | 00:16:05,004 | 00:16:06,505 | Maybe, I sure would feel better | Maybe, I sure would feel better |
| 160 | 00:16:06,538 | 00:16:07,942 | if I had my pills, though. | if I had my pills, though. |
| 161 | 00:16:12,578 | 00:16:14,046 | Where the hell did you find them? | Where the hell did you find them? |
| 162 | 00:16:14,080 | 00:16:16,149 | At the bar last night. | At the bar last night. |
| 163 | 00:16:16,182 | 00:16:17,317 | It was weird, I went to the bathroom, | It was weird, I went to the bathroom, |
| 164 | 00:16:17,350 | 00:16:19,319 | I came back, you were gone, | I came back, you were gone, |
| 165 | 00:16:19,351 | 00:16:20,653 | and the pills were sitting right there. | and the pills were sitting right there. |
| 166 | 00:16:20,687 | 00:16:22,623 | When were you going to tell me? | When were you going to tell me? |
| 167 | 00:16:22,655 | 00:16:25,125 | I was thinking, maybe, you could | I was thinking, maybe, you could |
| 168 | 00:16:25,158 | 00:16:27,961 | hold off on taking the pills tonight. | hold off on taking the pills tonight. |
| 169 | 00:16:27,994 | 00:16:29,663 | Are you being serious right now? | Are you being serious right now? |
| 170 | 00:16:29,696 | 00:16:34,033 | Myles, tonight is a big night. | Myles, tonight is a big night. |
| 171 | 00:16:34,067 | 00:16:36,003 | You've said it for the 6000th time. | You've said it for the 6000th time. |
| 172 | 00:16:36,035 | 00:16:37,937 | I need you to be sharp. | I need you to be sharp. |
| 173 | 00:16:37,971 | 00:16:40,640 | I'm not taking bath salts, it's medication. | I'm not taking bath salts, it's medication. |
| 174 | 00:16:40,673 | 00:16:43,110 | You know what I'm talking about. | You know what I'm talking about. |
| 175 | 00:16:43,143 | 00:16:44,445 | Thanks for the advice. | Thanks for the advice. |
| 176 | 00:16:49,316 | 00:16:52,952 | All I'm asking is that you think about it, okay? | All I'm asking is that you think about it, okay? |
| 177 | 00:16:54,254 | 00:16:58,225 | It's nerves, that's it, I promise. | It's nerves, that's it, I promise. |
| 178 | 00:16:58,258 | 00:17:00,094 | I'll think about it. | I'll think about it. |
| 179 | 00:17:30,056 | 00:17:32,960 | I wanna start by telling you something about me. | I wanna start by telling you something about me. |
| 180 | 00:17:34,027 | 00:17:36,163 | I am a registered sex offender. | I am a registered sex offender. |
| 181 | 00:17:38,330 | 00:17:40,033 | Maybe not the best place to start. | Maybe not the best place to start. |
| 182 | 00:17:41,468 | 00:17:43,036 | I'm just kidding! | I'm just kidding! |
| 183 | 00:17:43,068 | 00:17:44,437 | I'm not registered. | I'm not registered. |
| 184 | 00:17:45,372 | 00:17:46,974 | Honestly, I think sex offenders | Honestly, I think sex offenders |
| 185 | 00:17:47,007 | 00:17:49,043 | are the worst kinds of people. | are the worst kinds of people. |
| 186 | 00:17:50,743 | 00:17:53,079 | Well, them and door-to-door Bible salesmen. | Well, them and door-to-door Bible salesmen. |
| 187 | 00:17:54,748 | 00:17:58,151 | Actually, I think door-to-door Bible salesmen are way worse. | Actually, I think door-to-door Bible salesmen are way worse. |
| 188 | 00:17:58,183 | 00:18:00,252 | Maybe that's just me. | Maybe that's just me. |
| 189 | 00:18:00,286 | 00:18:01,587 | No, at least sex offenders aren't trying | No, at least sex offenders aren't trying |
| 190 | 00:18:01,621 | 00:18:03,023 | to cram something down my throat | to cram something down my throat |
| 191 | 00:18:03,056 | 00:18:04,658 | every Sunday morning at eight am. | every Sunday morning at eight am. |
| 192 | 00:18:06,425 | 00:18:09,028 | No, my uncle visits on Saturdays. | No, my uncle visits on Saturdays. |
| 193 | 00:18:19,038 | 00:18:21,208 | Starting with the sex offender routine. | Starting with the sex offender routine. |
| 194 | 00:18:22,075 | 00:18:23,677 | Not a good idea? | Not a good idea? |
| 195 | 00:18:23,710 | 00:18:26,346 | Doesn't seem to suit you, not very endearing. | Doesn't seem to suit you, not very endearing. |
| 196 | 00:18:26,378 | 00:18:28,481 | But I'm not a comedian. | But I'm not a comedian. |
| 197 | 00:18:30,083 | 00:18:30,750 | Who are you then? | Who are you then? |
| 198 | 00:18:30,784 | 00:18:32,085 | Donna Gotti. | Donna Gotti. |
| 199 | 00:18:32,117 | 00:18:33,419 | I'm the theater director. | I'm the theater director. |
| 200 | 00:18:34,319 | 00:18:35,254 | I'm Myles. | I'm Myles. |
| 201 | 00:18:35,288 | 00:18:36,757 | - I know. - Right. | - I know. - Right. |
| 202 | 00:18:38,590 | 00:18:40,394 | Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. | Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. |
| 203 | 00:18:40,426 | 00:18:41,528 | Thanks for hosting the show. | Thanks for hosting the show. |
| 204 | 00:18:41,560 | 00:18:43,663 | I'm excited to be here. | I'm excited to be here. |
| 205 | 00:18:43,695 | 00:18:45,164 | Don't thank me. | Don't thank me. |
| 206 | 00:18:45,198 | 00:18:47,034 | I'd be doing Moliere if I could, | I'd be doing Moliere if I could, |
| 207 | 00:18:47,067 | 00:18:49,068 | but the way people attend theater these days, | but the way people attend theater these days, |
| 208 | 00:18:49,102 | 00:18:52,473 | it was necessary to diversify. | it was necessary to diversify. |
| 209 | 00:18:53,373 | 00:18:55,107 | Not a fan of comedy? | Not a fan of comedy? |
| 210 | 00:18:55,141 | 00:18:58,245 | Moliere was a comedic writer, Mr. Parks. | Moliere was a comedic writer, Mr. Parks. |
| 211 | 00:18:58,278 | 00:18:59,747 | You should read him sometime. | You should read him sometime. |
| 212 | 00:19:00,613 | 00:19:02,082 | You might enjoy yourself. | You might enjoy yourself. |
| 213 | 00:19:03,450 | 00:19:05,052 | I wish you the best tonight. | I wish you the best tonight. |
| 214 | 00:19:11,825 | 00:19:14,126 | I get it, you're busy or whatever, | I get it, you're busy or whatever, |
| 215 | 00:19:14,160 | 00:19:15,495 | but I need information, so, | but I need information, so, |
| 216 | 00:19:15,528 | 00:19:17,497 | if you know anything, just tell me now. | if you know anything, just tell me now. |
| 217 | 00:19:17,529 | 00:19:18,798 | I don't know anything. | I don't know anything. |
| 218 | 00:19:18,832 | 00:19:20,200 | You kids telling secrets? | You kids telling secrets? |
| 219 | 00:19:21,366 | 00:19:23,502 | Hey, did you go in the basement? | Hey, did you go in the basement? |
| 220 | 00:19:23,536 | 00:19:25,305 | Didn't even know there was a basement. | Didn't even know there was a basement. |
| 221 | 00:19:25,337 | 00:19:26,306 | I told you. | I told you. |
| 222 | 00:19:26,338 | 00:19:27,240 | Check yourself, girlfriend. | Check yourself, girlfriend. |
| 223 | 00:19:27,272 | 00:19:28,375 | We haven't asked everyone yet. | We haven't asked everyone yet. |
| 224 | 00:19:28,407 | 00:19:29,675 | Something go missing? | Something go missing? |
| 225 | 00:19:29,709 | 00:19:32,245 | Somebody broke the lock on the door. | Somebody broke the lock on the door. |
| 226 | 00:19:32,278 | 00:19:35,115 | First, the ghost light, then the basement door. | First, the ghost light, then the basement door. |
| 227 | 00:19:35,147 | 00:19:36,782 | You think there's a connection? | You think there's a connection? |
| 228 | 00:19:36,816 | 00:19:37,750 | Connection? | Connection? |
| 229 | 00:19:37,784 | 00:19:41,088 | Yeah, the ghost light keeps the ghosts away, | Yeah, the ghost light keeps the ghosts away, |
| 230 | 00:19:41,121 | 00:19:42,855 | but somebody shattered it, | but somebody shattered it, |
| 231 | 00:19:42,888 | 00:19:46,392 | so now the ghost is here. | so now the ghost is here. |
| 232 | 00:19:46,425 | 00:19:48,727 | Ah, it makes sense when you say it all out loud like that. | Ah, it makes sense when you say it all out loud like that. |
| 233 | 00:19:48,760 | 00:19:49,829 | No, the ghost light is there to keep | No, the ghost light is there to keep |
| 234 | 00:19:49,863 | 00:19:51,530 | you from falling into the orchestra pit | you from falling into the orchestra pit |
| 235 | 00:19:51,564 | 00:19:52,833 | and breaking your stupid neck. | and breaking your stupid neck. |
| 236 | 00:19:52,865 | 00:19:54,533 | Then why is it called a ghost light? | Then why is it called a ghost light? |
| 237 | 00:19:54,567 | 00:19:56,336 | I'm pretty sure it's because break your stupid neck light | I'm pretty sure it's because break your stupid neck light |
| 238 | 00:19:56,368 | 00:19:57,803 | doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. | doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. |
| 239 | 00:19:57,836 | 00:19:59,172 | I kinda like it. | I kinda like it. |
| 240 | 00:19:59,204 | 00:20:00,005 | You're just being a spoilsport. | You're just being a spoilsport. |
| 241 | 00:20:00,038 | 00:20:01,441 | No, I'm trying to figure out who | No, I'm trying to figure out who |
| 242 | 00:20:01,473 | 00:20:02,675 | broke the lock on the effing door. | broke the lock on the effing door. |
| 243 | 00:20:02,709 | 00:20:04,611 | This is a real thing that really happened. | This is a real thing that really happened. |
| 244 | 00:20:04,644 | 00:20:05,846 | You can't just break stuff around here. | You can't just break stuff around here. |
| 245 | 00:20:05,878 | 00:20:08,180 | This place barely makes enough money as it is. | This place barely makes enough money as it is. |
| 246 | 00:20:08,213 | 00:20:11,183 | He's just trying to take your mind off our ghost | He's just trying to take your mind off our ghost |
| 247 | 00:20:11,217 | 00:20:12,686 | so that you can do your show. | so that you can do your show. |
| 248 | 00:20:12,719 | 00:20:14,287 | Wait, you actually have a ghost? | Wait, you actually have a ghost? |
| 249 | 00:20:14,319 | 00:20:15,221 | - Yeah. - No. | - Yeah. - No. |
| 250 | 00:20:15,255 | 00:20:16,823 | No, we do not have a ghost. | No, we do not have a ghost. |
| 251 | 00:20:16,855 | 00:20:20,192 | This theater has a twisted history, man. | This theater has a twisted history, man. |
| 252 | 00:20:20,226 | 00:20:22,829 | She's a tragedy nut, King Lear's her favorite play. | She's a tragedy nut, King Lear's her favorite play. |
| 253 | 00:20:22,862 | 00:20:24,464 | Gets me every time. | Gets me every time. |
| 254 | 00:20:24,497 | 00:20:26,166 | Well, I'll pretend that makes sense to me. | Well, I'll pretend that makes sense to me. |
| 255 | 00:20:26,199 | 00:20:27,634 | Good luck finding that ghost. | Good luck finding that ghost. |
| 256 | 00:20:27,666 | 00:20:29,836 | You know about the story of what happened here? | You know about the story of what happened here? |
| 257 | 00:20:29,868 | 00:20:31,670 | It's brutal and it's awesome. | It's brutal and it's awesome. |
| 258 | 00:20:31,703 | 00:20:32,739 | And it's not real. | And it's not real. |
| 259 | 00:20:32,771 | 00:20:33,807 | Shut up, Andy! | Shut up, Andy! |
| 260 | 00:20:33,839 | 00:20:35,108 | You don't know that. | You don't know that. |
| 261 | 00:20:38,243 | 00:20:40,813 | It was probably Bryce that broke the lock, anyway. | It was probably Bryce that broke the lock, anyway. |
| 262 | 00:20:40,846 | 00:20:41,780 | I'm good, actually. | I'm good, actually. |
| 263 | 00:20:41,814 | 00:20:43,283 | I have a show to get ready for. | I have a show to get ready for. |
| 264 | 00:20:46,685 | 00:20:48,254 | Do you actually think it was Bryce? | Do you actually think it was Bryce? |
| 265 | 00:20:48,288 | 00:20:48,889 | Hey! | Hey! |
| 266 | 00:20:55,228 | 00:20:56,196 | Yo, Myles. | Yo, Myles. |
| 267 | 00:20:59,432 | 00:21:00,433 | Reggie Ray. | Reggie Ray. |
| 268 | 00:21:01,401 | 00:21:02,302 | The one and only. | The one and only. |
| 269 | 00:21:02,335 | 00:21:04,171 | Oh, I'm a big fan. | Oh, I'm a big fan. |
| 270 | 00:21:05,672 | 00:21:07,141 | Kind words, man. | Kind words, man. |
| 271 | 00:21:07,941 | 00:21:09,608 | Come on in, I thought we should get together | Come on in, I thought we should get together |
| 272 | 00:21:09,642 | 00:21:12,211 | and have a chat about how our big show's gonna go. | and have a chat about how our big show's gonna go. |
| 273 | 00:21:12,244 | 00:21:13,279 | Sure. | Sure. |
| 274 | 00:21:21,520 | 00:21:25,192 | So which one of my movies sold you on my comic genius? | So which one of my movies sold you on my comic genius? |
| 275 | 00:21:25,224 | 00:21:26,292 | Kid's Quest? | Kid's Quest? |
| 276 | 00:21:27,527 | 00:21:28,528 | Tiny Ninjas? | Tiny Ninjas? |
| 277 | 00:21:29,862 | 00:21:32,231 | I think it was Time Leapers III. | I think it was Time Leapers III. |
| 278 | 00:21:33,566 | 00:21:36,569 | My nephews almost disowned me for that one. | My nephews almost disowned me for that one. |
| 279 | 00:21:36,603 | 00:21:38,337 | Part four wasn't bad, though. | Part four wasn't bad, though. |
| 280 | 00:21:38,371 | 00:21:39,840 | I'll take your word for it. | I'll take your word for it. |
| 281 | 00:21:40,874 | 00:21:43,809 | So, listen, I had a chance to ask around about you. | So, listen, I had a chance to ask around about you. |
| 282 | 00:21:43,843 | 00:21:45,545 | People say you're funny. | People say you're funny. |
| 283 | 00:21:45,577 | 00:21:47,314 | You talked to my mother. | You talked to my mother. |
| 284 | 00:21:47,346 | 00:21:49,583 | Look at that line. | Look at that line. |
| 285 | 00:21:49,615 | 00:21:50,884 | Good stuff, Myles. | Good stuff, Myles. |
| 286 | 00:21:52,285 | 00:21:54,621 | I'd drop the "mother," though, too formal. | I'd drop the "mother," though, too formal. |
| 287 | 00:21:54,653 | 00:21:57,223 | "Mom" is shorter and funnier. | "Mom" is shorter and funnier. |
| 288 | 00:21:57,257 | 00:21:58,458 | Brevity, Myles. | Brevity, Myles. |
| 289 | 00:21:58,490 | 00:22:00,660 | I'll try to keep that in mind. | I'll try to keep that in mind. |
| 290 | 00:22:00,692 | 00:22:03,462 | Hey, you wanna take advantage of the spread? | Hey, you wanna take advantage of the spread? |
| 291 | 00:22:03,496 | 00:22:04,698 | They got some good stuff here. | They got some good stuff here. |
| 292 | 00:22:04,730 | 00:22:06,200 | I never eat before a show. | I never eat before a show. |
| 293 | 00:22:13,905 | 00:22:15,576 | Listen, let's cut to the chase. | Listen, let's cut to the chase. |
| 294 | 00:22:17,509 | 00:22:19,346 | Whose name is out there on the flyer? | Whose name is out there on the flyer? |
| 295 | 00:22:20,946 | 00:22:22,248 | Both of ours. | Both of ours. |
| 296 | 00:22:22,281 | 00:22:23,317 | Really? | Really? |
| 297 | 00:22:24,017 | 00:22:24,817 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 298 | 00:22:24,851 | 00:22:26,453 | Yours is on top in the big letters, | Yours is on top in the big letters, |
| 299 | 00:22:26,486 | 00:22:28,722 | and mine is down below in tiny little letters. | and mine is down below in tiny little letters. |
| 300 | 00:22:29,922 | 00:22:31,357 | I must've missed that. | I must've missed that. |
| 301 | 00:22:31,391 | 00:22:32,826 | But my point's the same. | But my point's the same. |
| 302 | 00:22:34,426 | 00:22:36,730 | Whose name is on top in the big, bold letters? | Whose name is on top in the big, bold letters? |
| 303 | 00:22:40,767 | 00:22:42,501 | Oh, that's your name. | Oh, that's your name. |
| 304 | 00:22:42,535 | 00:22:44,304 | Your name is on top in the big letters and... | Your name is on top in the big letters and... |
| 305 | 00:22:44,336 | 00:22:45,372 | Whose name is at the bottom in the tiny, little letters? | Whose name is at the bottom in the tiny, little letters? |
| 306 | 00:22:45,404 | 00:22:47,007 | That's my name. | That's my name. |
| 307 | 00:22:47,039 | 00:22:48,807 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
| 308 | 00:22:48,840 | 00:22:50,476 | See, I've been doing these comedy shows | See, I've been doing these comedy shows |
| 309 | 00:22:50,509 | 00:22:52,511 | longer than I've been doing these kids' movies, | longer than I've been doing these kids' movies, |
| 310 | 00:22:52,545 | 00:22:55,981 | and these people are here to see my comeback. | and these people are here to see my comeback. |
| 311 | 00:22:56,015 | 00:22:57,517 | Naturally. | Naturally. |
| 312 | 00:22:57,549 | 00:22:59,019 | But the opening act, I mean, it's important, too. | But the opening act, I mean, it's important, too. |
| 313 | 00:22:59,051 | 00:23:01,387 | You get to warm up the crowd. | You get to warm up the crowd. |
| 314 | 00:23:01,421 | 00:23:03,557 | Everybody's psyched up for the big show. | Everybody's psyched up for the big show. |
| 315 | 00:23:04,523 | 00:23:06,392 | But don't overstep. | But don't overstep. |
| 316 | 00:23:06,425 | 00:23:07,394 | Know your place. | Know your place. |
| 317 | 00:23:08,594 | 00:23:11,431 | It's not easy to do, it takes a finesse. | It's not easy to do, it takes a finesse. |
| 318 | 00:23:12,597 | 00:23:14,600 | When looking at you, I know | When looking at you, I know |
| 319 | 00:23:14,634 | 00:23:16,470 | you're a man who knows his place. | you're a man who knows his place. |
| 320 | 00:23:18,538 | 00:23:19,740 | Thanks for the advice. | Thanks for the advice. |
| 321 | 00:23:21,441 | 00:23:22,642 | Any time. | Any time. |
| 322 | 00:23:22,674 | 00:23:24,443 | I like to think of myself as a mentor. | I like to think of myself as a mentor. |
| 323 | 00:23:25,577 | 00:23:27,579 | See, this business, it's got rules, | See, this business, it's got rules, |
| 324 | 00:23:27,613 | 00:23:30,317 | and I just wanted to make sure that we got together | and I just wanted to make sure that we got together |
| 325 | 00:23:30,349 | 00:23:32,351 | and shared the same vision about | and shared the same vision about |
| 326 | 00:23:32,384 | 00:23:33,886 | how it's gonna go down tonight. | how it's gonna go down tonight. |
| 327 | 00:23:33,920 | 00:23:35,355 | Can you please excuse me now? | Can you please excuse me now? |
| 328 | 00:23:35,387 | 00:23:36,889 | I really gotta get ready for my set. | I really gotta get ready for my set. |
| 329 | 00:23:37,990 | 00:23:39,692 | Preparation is key. | Preparation is key. |
| 330 | 00:23:39,726 | 00:23:40,694 | Break a leg, Myles. | Break a leg, Myles. |
| 331 | 00:23:50,470 | 00:23:52,572 | Hi, everyone, I'm Myles Parks. | Hi, everyone, I'm Myles Parks. |
| 332 | 00:23:52,605 | 00:23:54,341 | Reggie Ray can go fuck himself. | Reggie Ray can go fuck himself. |
| 333 | 00:24:42,688 | 00:24:45,425 | Ooh, whoa, what's up with you? | Ooh, whoa, what's up with you? |
| 334 | 00:24:48,594 | 00:24:50,630 | Pressure's really getting to you, huh? | Pressure's really getting to you, huh? |
| 335 | 00:24:53,699 | 00:24:54,534 | No. | No. |
| 336 | 00:24:58,805 | 00:25:00,374 | Dude, what's up? | Dude, what's up? |
| 337 | 00:25:04,443 | 00:25:07,114 | There's a dead body in my dressing room. | There's a dead body in my dressing room. |
| 338 | 00:25:08,647 | 00:25:09,648 | No shit? | No shit? |
| 339 | 00:25:10,583 | 00:25:12,652 | Why would I joke about something like that? | Why would I joke about something like that? |
| 340 | 00:25:12,684 | 00:25:15,087 | I don't know, 'cause you're a comedian | I don't know, 'cause you're a comedian |
| 341 | 00:25:15,121 | 00:25:16,523 | and that's your job? | and that's your job? |
| 342 | 00:25:16,556 | 00:25:18,124 | Like I'm on the clock right now? | Like I'm on the clock right now? |
| 343 | 00:25:18,156 | 00:25:20,125 | Don't get upset. | Don't get upset. |
| 344 | 00:25:20,159 | 00:25:22,629 | I dig it, it's my kind of humor. | I dig it, it's my kind of humor. |
| 345 | 00:25:24,029 | 00:25:26,432 | But if you think I'm really that gullible, | But if you think I'm really that gullible, |
| 346 | 00:25:26,465 | 00:25:28,434 | you and Andy can go fuck yourselves. | you and Andy can go fuck yourselves. |
| 347 | 00:25:28,468 | 00:25:30,003 | Nice try, though. | Nice try, though. |
| 348 | 00:25:37,977 | 00:25:39,646 | Nelson, we need to talk. | Nelson, we need to talk. |
| 349 | 00:25:39,679 | 00:25:40,780 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 350 | 00:25:40,813 | 00:25:41,980 | Sorry, he's a little bit... | Sorry, he's a little bit... |
| 351 | 00:25:42,013 | 00:25:43,115 | It's cool, I work in the theater. | It's cool, I work in the theater. |
| 352 | 00:25:43,148 | 00:25:45,551 | Everybody's got a crazy process. | Everybody's got a crazy process. |
| 353 | 00:25:45,585 | 00:25:46,920 | Nelson, you're not gonna believe this. | Nelson, you're not gonna believe this. |
| 354 | 00:25:46,952 | 00:25:48,454 | No, you're not gonna believe this. | No, you're not gonna believe this. |
| 355 | 00:25:48,488 | 00:25:49,589 | No, listen, this is serious! | No, listen, this is serious! |
| 356 | 00:25:49,622 | 00:25:50,824 | Can it. | Can it. |
| 357 | 00:25:50,856 | 00:25:51,758 | Remember last night, I was telling you | Remember last night, I was telling you |
| 358 | 00:25:51,790 | 00:25:53,659 | I was working on something big? | I was working on something big? |
| 359 | 00:25:53,692 | 00:25:56,996 | - Yeah, I don't know. - Well, it came through. | - Yeah, I don't know. - Well, it came through. |
| 360 | 00:25:57,028 | 00:25:58,464 | What are we talking about? | What are we talking about? |
| 361 | 00:25:58,498 | 00:26:00,232 | Guess who's coming to the show tonight? | Guess who's coming to the show tonight? |
| 362 | 00:26:00,266 | 00:26:02,000 | Isabella Hooper. | Isabella Hooper. |
| 363 | 00:26:02,034 | 00:26:03,135 | Who's Isabella Hooper? | Who's Isabella Hooper? |
| 364 | 00:26:03,169 | 00:26:06,072 | She's the booking agent for the Daily Dish. | She's the booking agent for the Daily Dish. |
| 365 | 00:26:07,240 | 00:26:08,575 | The Daily Dish? | The Daily Dish? |
| 366 | 00:26:08,607 | 00:26:10,876 | Every successful comic in the last decade | Every successful comic in the last decade |
| 367 | 00:26:10,910 | 00:26:13,613 | got their start on the Daily Dish. | got their start on the Daily Dish. |
| 368 | 00:26:13,645 | 00:26:15,548 | Once you're in, you're in. | Once you're in, you're in. |
| 369 | 00:26:16,548 | 00:26:17,550 | Come here. | Come here. |
| 370 | 00:26:24,557 | 00:26:26,492 | Look at those people. | Look at those people. |
| 371 | 00:26:27,626 | 00:26:29,895 | If you impress those people tonight, | If you impress those people tonight, |
| 372 | 00:26:29,929 | 00:26:32,599 | your days of worrying about rent are over. | your days of worrying about rent are over. |
| 373 | 00:26:34,066 | 00:26:35,235 | Isabella Hooper, huh? | Isabella Hooper, huh? |
| 374 | 00:26:36,568 | 00:26:41,074 | True, my vision, my tenacity, | True, my vision, my tenacity, |
| 375 | 00:26:41,973 | 00:26:43,576 | it's partly responsible. | it's partly responsible. |
| 376 | 00:26:44,977 | 00:26:46,112 | But she's here for you. | But she's here for you. |
| 377 | 00:26:48,814 | 00:26:49,649 | I'll show you. | I'll show you. |
| 378 | 00:26:50,682 | 00:26:52,018 | I sent her this. | I sent her this. |
| 379 | 00:26:55,186 | 00:26:56,522 | Remember that? | Remember that? |
| 380 | 00:26:56,556 | 00:26:57,923 | Portland, '15. | Portland, '15. |
| 381 | 00:26:59,325 | 00:27:00,293 | That was right before... | That was right before... |
| 382 | 00:27:00,326 | 00:27:01,627 | Stop it. | Stop it. |
| 383 | 00:27:01,661 | 00:27:04,596 | Before, before. | Before, before. |
| 384 | 00:27:04,630 | 00:27:05,765 | It's before the medication. | It's before the medication. |
| 385 | 00:27:06,464 | 00:27:10,002 | Myles, that's the Myles we need. | Myles, that's the Myles we need. |
| 386 | 00:27:11,636 | 00:27:13,706 | That's the one that got Isabella's attention. | That's the one that got Isabella's attention. |
| 387 | 00:27:14,673 | 00:27:16,608 | And that's why I'm asking you | And that's why I'm asking you |
| 388 | 00:27:16,642 | 00:27:19,946 | to hold off on taking the pills, for one night. | to hold off on taking the pills, for one night. |
| 389 | 00:27:22,080 | 00:27:23,015 | For this. | For this. |
| 390 | 00:27:24,817 | 00:27:25,751 | You got one shot, | You got one shot, |
| 391 | 00:27:26,919 | 00:27:28,855 | and, if it doesn't land, there's no way | and, if it doesn't land, there's no way |
| 392 | 00:27:28,887 | 00:27:31,090 | I'm getting Isabella back for a second look. | I'm getting Isabella back for a second look. |
| 393 | 00:27:32,157 | 00:27:34,560 | This is it, you understand? | This is it, you understand? |
| 394 | 00:27:37,096 | 00:27:39,199 | All right, good. | All right, good. |
| 395 | 00:27:43,068 | 00:27:44,270 | Can I make a suggestion? | Can I make a suggestion? |
| 396 | 00:27:45,371 | 00:27:46,973 | Ditch the jacket. | Ditch the jacket. |
| 397 | 00:27:47,006 | 00:27:48,274 | It looks like it's seen better days, | It looks like it's seen better days, |
| 398 | 00:27:48,307 | 00:27:50,943 | and maybe those weren't too good, either. | and maybe those weren't too good, either. |
| 399 | 00:27:50,977 | 00:27:52,312 | - See you. - Yeah. | - See you. - Yeah. |
| 400 | 00:27:52,345 | 00:27:53,646 | I'll figure something out. | I'll figure something out. |
| 401 | 00:29:03,182 | 00:29:04,683 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 402 | 00:29:04,717 | 00:29:06,920 | Nelson said you wanted to know about wardrobe? | Nelson said you wanted to know about wardrobe? |
| 403 | 00:29:08,453 | 00:29:10,255 | It's in the hallway on the other side of the theater, | It's in the hallway on the other side of the theater, |
| 404 | 00:29:10,288 | 00:29:11,790 | right before you get to the prop room. | right before you get to the prop room. |
| 405 | 00:29:11,824 | 00:29:13,359 | Right, thanks. | Right, thanks. |
| 406 | 00:29:13,392 | 00:29:14,394 | Just doing my job. | Just doing my job. |
| 407 | 00:29:25,171 | 00:29:25,971 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 408 | 00:29:26,005 | 00:29:26,906 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 409 | 00:29:26,939 | 00:29:28,642 | Are you the wardrobe guy? | Are you the wardrobe guy? |
| 410 | 00:29:31,844 | 00:29:33,313 | It's for a show next month. | It's for a show next month. |
| 411 | 00:29:34,279 | 00:29:35,781 | Not working? | Not working? |
| 412 | 00:29:36,715 | 00:29:38,850 | Is the character a '70s pimp? | Is the character a '70s pimp? |
| 413 | 00:29:38,884 | 00:29:41,453 | Whatever, yeah, I am the wardrobe guy. | Whatever, yeah, I am the wardrobe guy. |
| 414 | 00:29:41,487 | 00:29:42,455 | I was told I should maybe | I was told I should maybe |
| 415 | 00:29:42,488 | 00:29:44,791 | get a new jacket from you. | get a new jacket from you. |
| 416 | 00:29:44,824 | 00:29:45,658 | That's good advice. | That's good advice. |
| 417 | 00:29:45,692 | 00:29:47,760 | A nice-fitting jacket goes a long way. | A nice-fitting jacket goes a long way. |
| 418 | 00:29:48,493 | 00:29:50,062 | Come on over, I'll measure you. | Come on over, I'll measure you. |
| 419 | 00:29:58,903 | 00:30:00,338 | You nervous? | You nervous? |
| 420 | 00:30:00,372 | 00:30:01,708 | Why? | Why? |
| 421 | 00:30:01,740 | 00:30:03,108 | Because you're sweating like two rats | Because you're sweating like two rats |
| 422 | 00:30:03,142 | 00:30:05,144 | humping in a wool sock. | humping in a wool sock. |
| 423 | 00:30:05,176 | 00:30:08,380 | Oh, yeah, I guess I am. | Oh, yeah, I guess I am. |
| 424 | 00:30:08,413 | 00:30:10,249 | I'll have to take one of our jackets in to fit you. | I'll have to take one of our jackets in to fit you. |
| 425 | 00:30:10,281 | 00:30:11,983 | Come back in a bit, and I'll have you set up. | Come back in a bit, and I'll have you set up. |
| 426 | 00:30:12,017 | 00:30:13,486 | I appreciate it. | I appreciate it. |
| 427 | 00:30:13,519 | 00:30:14,620 | There's a bathroom down the hallway. | There's a bathroom down the hallway. |
| 428 | 00:30:14,653 | 00:30:17,390 | It's not much, but you can take a whore's bath there. | It's not much, but you can take a whore's bath there. |
| 429 | 00:30:18,223 | 00:30:19,791 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
| 430 | 00:30:19,825 | 00:30:23,362 | You know, freshen up in the sink. | You know, freshen up in the sink. |
| 431 | 00:30:23,394 | 00:30:24,230 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 432 | 00:30:25,297 | 00:30:26,399 | See you soon. | See you soon. |
| 433 | 00:30:49,954 | 00:30:51,290 | What have you been doing? | What have you been doing? |
| 434 | 00:30:52,458 | 00:30:54,460 | Just a little manual labor. | Just a little manual labor. |
| 435 | 00:30:54,492 | 00:30:56,962 | Helps me loosen up before big shows. | Helps me loosen up before big shows. |
| 436 | 00:30:56,996 | 00:30:58,064 | Manual labor? | Manual labor? |
| 437 | 00:31:00,266 | 00:31:03,803 | I was actually hoping to find some place to freshen up. | I was actually hoping to find some place to freshen up. |
| 438 | 00:31:03,836 | 00:31:06,072 | Some place that's not a public restroom. | Some place that's not a public restroom. |
| 439 | 00:31:07,306 | 00:31:09,275 | I can help you with that. | I can help you with that. |
| 440 | 00:31:09,307 | 00:31:10,143 | Follow me. | Follow me. |
| 441 | 00:31:16,882 | 00:31:17,549 | Nice. | Nice. |
| 442 | 00:31:17,583 | 00:31:19,185 | It's my private bathroom. | It's my private bathroom. |
| 443 | 00:31:19,218 | 00:31:20,452 | You're welcome to use it. | You're welcome to use it. |
| 444 | 00:31:44,210 | 00:31:45,877 | Your door's broken. | Your door's broken. |
| 445 | 00:31:45,911 | 00:31:48,847 | I never bothered fixing it, is that a problem? | I never bothered fixing it, is that a problem? |
| 446 | 00:31:48,881 | 00:31:50,283 | No, it's cool. | No, it's cool. |
| 447 | 00:31:57,056 | 00:31:58,458 | It's totally all cool. | It's totally all cool. |
| 448 | 00:32:18,309 | 00:32:19,211 | Myles? | Myles? |
| 449 | 00:32:48,606 | 00:32:50,308 | Is somebody in here? | Is somebody in here? |
| 450 | 00:33:11,029 | 00:33:11,631 | Boo! | Boo! |
| 451 | 00:33:11,663 | 00:33:13,965 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
| 452 | 00:33:13,999 | 00:33:14,901 | Man! | Man! |
| 453 | 00:33:17,001 | 00:33:18,904 | You're just here to see me with my shirt off. | You're just here to see me with my shirt off. |
| 454 | 00:33:18,938 | 00:33:20,573 | No, you're not really my type. | No, you're not really my type. |
| 455 | 00:33:20,605 | 00:33:22,909 | Oh, because I'm a man? | Oh, because I'm a man? |
| 456 | 00:33:22,942 | 00:33:26,278 | Hardy har, your lesbian joke is so antiquated. | Hardy har, your lesbian joke is so antiquated. |
| 457 | 00:33:26,311 | 00:33:27,913 | It's actually kinda cute, | It's actually kinda cute, |
| 458 | 00:33:27,946 | 00:33:31,683 | like a racist grandpa or something. | like a racist grandpa or something. |
| 459 | 00:33:31,717 | 00:33:33,486 | You just called me cute. | You just called me cute. |
| 460 | 00:33:33,519 | 00:33:35,188 | - I heard it. - Whatever. | - I heard it. - Whatever. |
| 461 | 00:33:36,321 | 00:33:37,188 | Donna wants to talk to you. | Donna wants to talk to you. |
| 462 | 00:33:37,221 | 00:33:38,691 | She's up in her office. | She's up in her office. |
| 463 | 00:33:38,723 | 00:33:42,260 | Thanks, I'll try not to remember that you called me cute. | Thanks, I'll try not to remember that you called me cute. |
| 464 | 00:33:42,294 | 00:33:45,498 | For the record, when I said you're not my type, | For the record, when I said you're not my type, |
| 465 | 00:33:45,530 | 00:33:47,500 | I meant old. | I meant old. |
| 466 | 00:33:47,532 | 00:33:50,035 | Ouch, I'm only 30. | Ouch, I'm only 30. |
| 467 | 00:33:50,068 | 00:33:51,537 | Yeah, exactly. | Yeah, exactly. |
| 468 | 00:33:51,569 | 00:33:54,573 | I'll let you get back to wrestling with your mortality. | I'll let you get back to wrestling with your mortality. |
| 469 | 00:36:55,487 | 00:36:56,322 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
| 470 | 00:36:58,590 | 00:36:59,459 | What's up, man? | What's up, man? |
| 471 | 00:37:01,293 | 00:37:02,128 | Nothing. | Nothing. |
| 472 | 00:37:02,927 | 00:37:04,262 | What's up with you? | What's up with you? |
| 473 | 00:37:05,931 | 00:37:07,365 | Yeah, I was just waiting for Donna. | Yeah, I was just waiting for Donna. |
| 474 | 00:37:07,398 | 00:37:08,800 | I had a few questions about, | I had a few questions about, |
| 475 | 00:37:10,235 | 00:37:11,137 | look, do you need... | look, do you need... |
| 476 | 00:37:11,170 | 00:37:12,605 | She was just right here. | She was just right here. |
| 477 | 00:37:15,273 | 00:37:16,641 | I guess I'll get out of your hair | I guess I'll get out of your hair |
| 478 | 00:37:16,675 | 00:37:19,411 | and let you finish up whatever is going on here, so. | and let you finish up whatever is going on here, so. |
| 479 | 00:37:19,443 | 00:37:21,213 | Andy, sit down. | Andy, sit down. |
| 480 | 00:37:25,751 | 00:37:27,620 | Myles, can I help you with something? | Myles, can I help you with something? |
| 481 | 00:37:29,621 | 00:37:30,523 | I need a towel. | I need a towel. |
| 482 | 00:37:31,757 | 00:37:32,925 | There's one in there. | There's one in there. |
| 483 | 00:37:32,958 | 00:37:34,193 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 484 | 00:37:53,579 | 00:37:55,181 | Can I help you? | Can I help you? |
| 485 | 00:37:55,213 | 00:37:58,349 | Yeah, I'm Nelson, I manage tonight's opening act. | Yeah, I'm Nelson, I manage tonight's opening act. |
| 486 | 00:37:58,382 | 00:38:00,885 | Hey, man, that's awesome. | Hey, man, that's awesome. |
| 487 | 00:38:00,918 | 00:38:03,688 | Really, congratulations. | Really, congratulations. |
| 488 | 00:38:03,722 | 00:38:05,424 | Can you close the door behind you? | Can you close the door behind you? |
| 489 | 00:38:09,360 | 00:38:12,664 | I was told to talk to Bryce about music cues. | I was told to talk to Bryce about music cues. |
| 490 | 00:38:12,697 | 00:38:16,501 | I'm Bryce, I do the music cues. | I'm Bryce, I do the music cues. |
| 491 | 00:38:16,534 | 00:38:18,203 | Who told you to come talk to me? | Who told you to come talk to me? |
| 492 | 00:38:18,237 | 00:38:20,306 | Andy, the stage manager. | Andy, the stage manager. |
| 493 | 00:38:20,338 | 00:38:22,740 | Yeah, I know who Andy is. | Yeah, I know who Andy is. |
| 494 | 00:38:22,773 | 00:38:24,609 | I work here, okay? | I work here, okay? |
| 495 | 00:38:24,643 | 00:38:26,311 | Fucking Andy. | Fucking Andy. |
| 496 | 00:38:26,344 | 00:38:27,913 | Said he tried to call you on the radio. | Said he tried to call you on the radio. |
| 497 | 00:38:27,945 | 00:38:29,181 | Oh, this piece of shit? | Oh, this piece of shit? |
| 498 | 00:38:30,581 | 00:38:31,650 | Is there a problem? | Is there a problem? |
| 499 | 00:38:33,284 | 00:38:36,888 | No, everything is swell, Nelson. | No, everything is swell, Nelson. |
| 500 | 00:38:37,822 | 00:38:41,226 | So, do you have any specific sound cues in mind | So, do you have any specific sound cues in mind |
| 501 | 00:38:41,260 | 00:38:43,329 | you want played for your talent? | you want played for your talent? |
| 502 | 00:38:44,695 | 00:38:48,967 | No, just whatever you think's best. | No, just whatever you think's best. |
| 503 | 00:38:49,001 | 00:38:51,903 | Just whatever I think is best? | Just whatever I think is best? |
| 504 | 00:38:51,936 | 00:38:54,272 | Yeah, you're the sound guy. | Yeah, you're the sound guy. |
| 505 | 00:38:54,306 | 00:38:58,277 | First of all, I'm not the sound guy, Nelson. | First of all, I'm not the sound guy, Nelson. |
| 506 | 00:38:58,309 | 00:39:00,411 | I'm the deputy fucking stage manager. | I'm the deputy fucking stage manager. |
| 507 | 00:39:00,445 | 00:39:03,615 | I run the whole show running through my hands. | I run the whole show running through my hands. |
| 508 | 00:39:03,648 | 00:39:06,251 | It's a lot of responsibility, | It's a lot of responsibility, |
| 509 | 00:39:06,284 | 00:39:08,686 | and I take it very, very seriously. | and I take it very, very seriously. |
| 510 | 00:39:08,719 | 00:39:10,655 | Thirdly, you come all the way up here | Thirdly, you come all the way up here |
| 511 | 00:39:10,688 | 00:39:11,690 | just to tell me that you don't have | just to tell me that you don't have |
| 512 | 00:39:11,722 | 00:39:13,491 | any specific sound cues in mind? | any specific sound cues in mind? |
| 513 | 00:39:14,425 | 00:39:15,594 | What's the second thing? | What's the second thing? |
| 514 | 00:39:15,626 | 00:39:16,829 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
| 515 | 00:39:16,862 | 00:39:20,865 | You said, "first of all," and "thirdly," | You said, "first of all," and "thirdly," |
| 516 | 00:39:20,898 | 00:39:22,333 | but you forgot the second thing. | but you forgot the second thing. |
| 517 | 00:39:22,367 | 00:39:26,339 | It was the thing about the, uh, | It was the thing about the, uh, |
| 518 | 00:39:27,505 | 00:39:29,274 | clearly you weren't paying attention, | clearly you weren't paying attention, |
| 519 | 00:39:29,307 | 00:39:30,708 | which is my point. | which is my point. |
| 520 | 00:39:30,742 | 00:39:34,680 | Stop wasting my time, and let me get back to work. | Stop wasting my time, and let me get back to work. |
| 521 | 00:39:34,713 | 00:39:35,614 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 522 | 00:39:35,646 | 00:39:36,849 | You know, I was told to come by | You know, I was told to come by |
| 523 | 00:39:36,882 | 00:39:39,385 | and check in with you, regardless, so. | and check in with you, regardless, so. |
| 524 | 00:39:39,418 | 00:39:42,621 | Oh, I'll be talking with Andy about this, don't you worry. | Oh, I'll be talking with Andy about this, don't you worry. |
| 525 | 00:39:42,653 | 00:39:44,289 | I won't. | I won't. |
| 526 | 00:39:44,322 | 00:39:46,491 | I feel very confident knowing the show is in your hands. | I feel very confident knowing the show is in your hands. |
| 527 | 00:40:00,405 | 00:40:01,707 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
| 528 | 00:40:01,739 | 00:40:02,707 | Really needed that. | Really needed that. |
| 529 | 00:40:05,110 | 00:40:06,378 | Would you like a drink? | Would you like a drink? |
| 530 | 00:40:09,681 | 00:40:10,983 | Sure, why not? | Sure, why not? |
| 531 | 00:40:17,521 | 00:40:18,724 | What are you working on? | What are you working on? |
| 532 | 00:40:21,059 | 00:40:23,762 | It's a play I'm writing. | It's a play I'm writing. |
| 533 | 00:40:23,795 | 00:40:25,431 | You write? | You write? |
| 534 | 00:40:25,463 | 00:40:26,298 | That's great. | That's great. |
| 535 | 00:40:28,467 | 00:40:32,405 | Is it a comedy like, Moliere, was it? | Is it a comedy like, Moliere, was it? |
| 536 | 00:40:34,139 | 00:40:35,774 | Good memory. | Good memory. |
| 537 | 00:40:35,806 | 00:40:37,942 | Not exactly, no. | Not exactly, no. |
| 538 | 00:40:37,976 | 00:40:38,844 | What's it about? | What's it about? |
| 539 | 00:40:39,978 | 00:40:41,880 | It's called Contrapasso. | It's called Contrapasso. |
| 540 | 00:40:43,014 | 00:40:44,750 | Contrapasso? | Contrapasso? |
| 541 | 00:40:44,782 | 00:40:46,351 | It's from Dante's Inferno. | It's from Dante's Inferno. |
| 542 | 00:40:47,251 | 00:40:50,822 | It refers to the relationship between one's sins | It refers to the relationship between one's sins |
| 543 | 00:40:50,856 | 00:40:54,360 | and their corresponding punishment in hell. | and their corresponding punishment in hell. |
| 544 | 00:40:56,161 | 00:40:58,331 | The punishment must fit the crime. | The punishment must fit the crime. |
| 545 | 00:40:59,130 | 00:41:00,865 | That's basically it, yes. | That's basically it, yes. |
| 546 | 00:41:02,067 | 00:41:03,469 | Is the story personal? | Is the story personal? |
| 547 | 00:41:04,570 | 00:41:07,573 | We all have crimes we want to atone for, don't we? | We all have crimes we want to atone for, don't we? |
| 548 | 00:41:13,677 | 00:41:16,114 | Hey, have you seen or heard anything | Hey, have you seen or heard anything |
| 549 | 00:41:16,148 | 00:41:17,350 | weird around here? | weird around here? |
| 550 | 00:41:18,650 | 00:41:20,085 | Such as? | Such as? |
| 551 | 00:41:20,117 | 00:41:24,389 | Well, I heard this theater has some history. | Well, I heard this theater has some history. |
| 552 | 00:41:26,557 | 00:41:28,494 | Tragic history. | Tragic history. |
| 553 | 00:41:28,527 | 00:41:30,695 | All theaters have history, Myles. | All theaters have history, Myles. |
| 554 | 00:41:30,728 | 00:41:33,431 | Perhaps you should focus on your show tonight. | Perhaps you should focus on your show tonight. |
| 555 | 00:41:33,465 | 00:41:35,401 | Doors will open in 45 minutes. | Doors will open in 45 minutes. |
| 556 | 00:41:47,045 | 00:41:49,414 | Try to stay out of trouble, okay? | Try to stay out of trouble, okay? |
| 557 | 00:42:02,927 | 00:42:03,762 | Jared? | Jared? |
| 558 | 00:42:06,565 | 00:42:07,566 | Is the jacket ready? | Is the jacket ready? |
| 559 | 00:42:29,554 | 00:42:30,756 | Jared? | Jared? |
| 560 | 00:43:36,588 | 00:43:38,190 | Hey. | Hey. |
| 561 | 00:43:38,222 | 00:43:39,291 | Hey there. | Hey there. |
| 562 | 00:43:39,324 | 00:43:40,626 | Where's Jared? | Where's Jared? |
| 563 | 00:43:42,193 | 00:43:44,096 | He wasn't in here when I showed up. | He wasn't in here when I showed up. |
| 564 | 00:43:44,128 | 00:43:47,532 | He said he'd have a jacket for me for the show tonight. | He said he'd have a jacket for me for the show tonight. |
| 565 | 00:43:47,565 | 00:43:49,268 | When did he say that? | When did he say that? |
| 566 | 00:43:49,300 | 00:43:50,134 | Earlier. | Earlier. |
| 567 | 00:43:53,304 | 00:43:54,906 | No! | No! |
| 568 | 00:43:54,940 | 00:43:56,807 | I mean, he's not in there. | I mean, he's not in there. |
| 569 | 00:43:56,840 | 00:43:58,610 | I was just using that to change. | I was just using that to change. |
| 570 | 00:44:00,344 | 00:44:01,646 | I told him to go talk to Donna | I told him to go talk to Donna |
| 571 | 00:44:01,679 | 00:44:02,815 | and he never showed up. | and he never showed up. |
| 572 | 00:44:03,981 | 00:44:05,951 | I'm sure he'll follow up with her eventually. | I'm sure he'll follow up with her eventually. |
| 573 | 00:44:06,952 | 00:44:08,287 | What's this? | What's this? |
| 574 | 00:44:08,320 | 00:44:10,055 | It's mine. | It's mine. |
| 575 | 00:44:10,088 | 00:44:10,990 | What is it? | What is it? |
| 576 | 00:44:12,289 | 00:44:13,724 | Medication. | Medication. |
| 577 | 00:44:13,757 | 00:44:15,826 | Medication, seriously? | Medication, seriously? |
| 578 | 00:44:15,860 | 00:44:16,929 | Yes, seriously. | Yes, seriously. |
| 579 | 00:44:20,632 | 00:44:22,534 | What do you have? | What do you have? |
| 580 | 00:44:26,137 | 00:44:29,041 | You said this place had some tragic history. | You said this place had some tragic history. |
| 581 | 00:44:29,074 | 00:44:29,942 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
| 582 | 00:44:29,974 | 00:44:30,976 | I wanna know more. | I wanna know more. |
| 583 | 00:44:32,177 | 00:44:33,012 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 584 | 00:44:34,746 | 00:44:36,548 | Let me take care of something first. | Let me take care of something first. |
| 585 | 00:44:37,815 | 00:44:39,650 | Meet me in the basement. | Meet me in the basement. |
| 586 | 00:45:07,277 | 00:45:08,946 | I like what you've done with the place. | I like what you've done with the place. |
| 587 | 00:45:08,980 | 00:45:12,717 | This is supposed to be where it all began. | This is supposed to be where it all began. |
| 588 | 00:45:12,751 | 00:45:14,119 | Where what began? | Where what began? |
| 589 | 00:45:14,152 | 00:45:17,655 | In the early days, the theater employed company actors. | In the early days, the theater employed company actors. |
| 590 | 00:45:17,688 | 00:45:21,125 | The main actor and actress had been together for years. | The main actor and actress had been together for years. |
| 591 | 00:45:21,159 | 00:45:22,760 | They even had a child. | They even had a child. |
| 592 | 00:45:22,793 | 00:45:25,396 | And people would come from all around to see them | And people would come from all around to see them |
| 593 | 00:45:25,429 | 00:45:30,635 | because they were so magnetic and wonderful, | because they were so magnetic and wonderful, |
| 594 | 00:45:31,702 | 00:45:34,038 | but that came with a price. | but that came with a price. |
| 595 | 00:45:34,072 | 00:45:36,407 | One of the theater patrons, a widow, | One of the theater patrons, a widow, |
| 596 | 00:45:36,440 | 00:45:41,379 | immensely wealthy, fell in love with the actor. | immensely wealthy, fell in love with the actor. |
| 597 | 00:45:41,413 | 00:45:42,681 | So is she the ghost? | So is she the ghost? |
| 598 | 00:45:42,713 | 00:45:44,248 | The widow, no. | The widow, no. |
| 599 | 00:45:44,282 | 00:45:46,218 | The actress is the ghost, then. | The actress is the ghost, then. |
| 600 | 00:45:46,251 | 00:45:48,153 | Maybe, shut up and listen. | Maybe, shut up and listen. |
| 601 | 00:45:49,788 | 00:45:53,992 | The actor decided to marry this widow for her money, | The actor decided to marry this widow for her money, |
| 602 | 00:45:54,025 | 00:45:57,663 | and he wanted his girlfriend, the actress, | and he wanted his girlfriend, the actress, |
| 603 | 00:45:57,695 | 00:45:59,730 | to be his mistress, and he would care | to be his mistress, and he would care |
| 604 | 00:45:59,764 | 00:46:01,900 | for her and the kids financially. | for her and the kids financially. |
| 605 | 00:46:01,932 | 00:46:03,869 | That's pretty generous, actually. | That's pretty generous, actually. |
| 606 | 00:46:03,902 | 00:46:06,338 | The actress didn't see it that way. | The actress didn't see it that way. |
| 607 | 00:46:06,371 | 00:46:11,309 | She felt betrayed, she wanted revenge. | She felt betrayed, she wanted revenge. |
| 608 | 00:46:12,342 | 00:46:13,744 | So... | So... |
| 609 | 00:46:13,777 | 00:46:15,079 | She killed the kid and sent the body | She killed the kid and sent the body |
| 610 | 00:46:15,112 | 00:46:17,081 | up on the stage during the performance. | up on the stage during the performance. |
| 611 | 00:46:17,114 | 00:46:18,817 | Dude, you ruined it! | Dude, you ruined it! |
| 612 | 00:46:18,849 | 00:46:21,786 | Yeah, this horrific story is totally ruined now. | Yeah, this horrific story is totally ruined now. |
| 613 | 00:46:21,820 | 00:46:23,455 | Yeah, sorry to gave away the ending, guys. | Yeah, sorry to gave away the ending, guys. |
| 614 | 00:46:23,487 | 00:46:26,257 | I was setting it up so beautifully, too. | I was setting it up so beautifully, too. |
| 615 | 00:46:26,291 | 00:46:28,727 | So who is this ghost, the kid? | So who is this ghost, the kid? |
| 616 | 00:46:28,760 | 00:46:30,128 | Oh come on, it's all BS. | Oh come on, it's all BS. |
| 617 | 00:46:30,161 | 00:46:31,363 | Look, haven't you ever noticed | Look, haven't you ever noticed |
| 618 | 00:46:31,396 | 00:46:33,365 | it sounds an awful lot like Medea? | it sounds an awful lot like Medea? |
| 619 | 00:46:33,398 | 00:46:35,333 | Like Medea's Family Reunion? | Like Medea's Family Reunion? |
| 620 | 00:46:35,365 | 00:46:37,402 | Dude, it's a fucking Greek tragedy. | Dude, it's a fucking Greek tragedy. |
| 621 | 00:46:37,434 | 00:46:38,936 | I thought it was a guy making jokes, | I thought it was a guy making jokes, |
| 622 | 00:46:38,969 | 00:46:40,771 | dressed up like somebody's grandma. | dressed up like somebody's grandma. |
| 623 | 00:46:40,804 | 00:46:42,473 | - I should watch those movies. - No, oh my God. | - I should watch those movies. - No, oh my God. |
| 624 | 00:46:42,507 | 00:46:45,744 | You can at least admit, there's an uncanny resemblance. | You can at least admit, there's an uncanny resemblance. |
| 625 | 00:46:45,777 | 00:46:48,480 | Life imitates art. | Life imitates art. |
| 626 | 00:46:48,512 | 00:46:50,114 | I think you've got that backwards. | I think you've got that backwards. |
| 627 | 00:46:50,148 | 00:46:52,350 | Okay, so in this supposedly fake, maybe true, story, | Okay, so in this supposedly fake, maybe true, story, |
| 628 | 00:46:52,382 | 00:46:53,951 | what happens next? | what happens next? |
| 629 | 00:46:53,985 | 00:46:56,054 | Well, that's the best part. | Well, that's the best part. |
| 630 | 00:46:56,086 | 00:46:58,489 | The actor was in the middle of his performance, | The actor was in the middle of his performance, |
| 631 | 00:46:58,523 | 00:47:03,162 | and when he saw the body, he just snapped. | and when he saw the body, he just snapped. |
| 632 | 00:47:04,795 | 00:47:09,701 | He started laughing, and he never stopped. | He started laughing, and he never stopped. |
| 633 | 00:47:10,768 | 00:47:11,969 | Not ever? | Not ever? |
| 634 | 00:47:12,003 | 00:47:13,939 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, they evacuated the theater, | Yeah, yeah, yeah, they evacuated the theater, |
| 635 | 00:47:13,972 | 00:47:16,508 | and the actress accidentally locked herself down here. | and the actress accidentally locked herself down here. |
| 636 | 00:47:16,541 | 00:47:18,276 | So who is the goddamn ghost? | So who is the goddamn ghost? |
| 637 | 00:47:18,309 | 00:47:20,379 | It's the actress, obviously. | It's the actress, obviously. |
| 638 | 00:47:21,813 | 00:47:23,115 | Tots obs, guys. | Tots obs, guys. |
| 639 | 00:47:23,148 | 00:47:25,851 | Also obvious why a ghost would hurt a human. | Also obvious why a ghost would hurt a human. |
| 640 | 00:47:25,884 | 00:47:29,487 | It's like you've never read a book or seen a movie. | It's like you've never read a book or seen a movie. |
| 641 | 00:47:29,521 | 00:47:30,956 | It's kind of sad. | It's kind of sad. |
| 642 | 00:47:32,222 | 00:47:34,793 | Okay, aren't ghosts non-corporeal? | Okay, aren't ghosts non-corporeal? |
| 643 | 00:47:34,826 | 00:47:36,528 | Oh, so you're a ghost hunter now? | Oh, so you're a ghost hunter now? |
| 644 | 00:47:36,561 | 00:47:38,864 | Did I miss your two am show on basic cable? | Did I miss your two am show on basic cable? |
| 645 | 00:47:38,896 | 00:47:40,998 | There are different kinds of ghosts. | There are different kinds of ghosts. |
| 646 | 00:47:41,032 | 00:47:41,833 | Don't take it personally. | Don't take it personally. |
| 647 | 00:47:41,865 | 00:47:43,367 | She's always like this. | She's always like this. |
| 648 | 00:47:43,400 | 00:47:44,869 | Different kinds of ghosts? | Different kinds of ghosts? |
| 649 | 00:47:44,902 | 00:47:48,873 | Yeah, like poltergeists or phantoms. | Yeah, like poltergeists or phantoms. |
| 650 | 00:47:48,907 | 00:47:50,242 | Of the opera? | Of the opera? |
| 651 | 00:47:50,275 | 00:47:51,943 | You guys are stupid. | You guys are stupid. |
| 652 | 00:47:51,976 | 00:47:54,211 | All I'm saying is that unexplained deaths | All I'm saying is that unexplained deaths |
| 653 | 00:47:54,244 | 00:47:56,080 | have happened in this theater, | have happened in this theater, |
| 654 | 00:47:56,114 | 00:47:57,349 | and, when they've happened, | and, when they've happened, |
| 655 | 00:47:57,382 | 00:48:00,085 | they've blamed it on Laughing Linda. | they've blamed it on Laughing Linda. |
| 656 | 00:48:00,117 | 00:48:01,286 | Laughing Linda? | Laughing Linda? |
| 657 | 00:48:01,318 | 00:48:02,487 | That's a horrible name. | That's a horrible name. |
| 658 | 00:48:02,519 | 00:48:03,420 | I didn't name her. | I didn't name her. |
| 659 | 00:48:03,454 | 00:48:04,890 | Why is she Laughing Linda? | Why is she Laughing Linda? |
| 660 | 00:48:04,922 | 00:48:06,490 | Wasn't he the one who didn't stop laughing? | Wasn't he the one who didn't stop laughing? |
| 661 | 00:48:06,523 | 00:48:09,027 | Shouldn't he be Laughing Larry? | Shouldn't he be Laughing Larry? |
| 662 | 00:48:09,059 | 00:48:10,895 | His name was Clifton. | His name was Clifton. |
| 663 | 00:48:10,929 | 00:48:11,997 | I think you're missing the point. | I think you're missing the point. |
| 664 | 00:48:12,030 | 00:48:14,932 | Actually, I think you're both missing the point. | Actually, I think you're both missing the point. |
| 665 | 00:48:14,965 | 00:48:16,902 | This story is stupid, Bethany. | This story is stupid, Bethany. |
| 666 | 00:48:16,934 | 00:48:17,768 | Yeah, Bethany. | Yeah, Bethany. |
| 667 | 00:48:17,802 | 00:48:19,904 | You're the one who asked to hear it. | You're the one who asked to hear it. |
| 668 | 00:48:26,110 | 00:48:27,878 | Don't worry about her, she loves this kind of stuff. | Don't worry about her, she loves this kind of stuff. |
| 669 | 00:48:27,911 | 00:48:29,446 | She would kill for something horrible to happen | She would kill for something horrible to happen |
| 670 | 00:48:29,480 | 00:48:30,414 | while she was here. | while she was here. |
| 671 | 00:48:31,615 | 00:48:33,184 | Come on, I gotta lock the door. | Come on, I gotta lock the door. |
| 672 | 00:48:47,965 | 00:48:48,800 | Shit! | Shit! |
| 673 | 00:48:53,972 | 00:48:54,573 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
| 674 | 00:49:05,148 | 00:49:05,983 | Ants! | Ants! |
| 675 | 00:49:08,018 | 00:49:09,253 | Andy, do you copy? | Andy, do you copy? |
| 676 | 00:49:09,286 | 00:49:12,156 | Andy, something spilled on the mixer. | Andy, something spilled on the mixer. |
| 677 | 00:49:15,360 | 00:49:16,195 | Cocksucker! | Cocksucker! |
| 678 | 00:49:33,677 | 00:49:36,080 | - Donna's? - It could've been. | - Donna's? - It could've been. |
| 679 | 00:49:36,114 | 00:49:37,215 | Are you ignoring me? | Are you ignoring me? |
| 680 | 00:49:38,181 | 00:49:38,983 | No. | No. |
| 681 | 00:49:39,016 | 00:49:40,284 | Where is everybody? | Where is everybody? |
| 682 | 00:49:40,318 | 00:49:41,119 | Everybody who? | Everybody who? |
| 683 | 00:49:41,152 | 00:49:42,621 | Everybody! | Everybody! |
| 684 | 00:49:42,653 | 00:49:45,257 | Okay, Bryce, you know it's a skeleton crew tonight. | Okay, Bryce, you know it's a skeleton crew tonight. |
| 685 | 00:49:45,289 | 00:49:46,657 | We're not putting on King Lear. | We're not putting on King Lear. |
| 686 | 00:49:46,690 | 00:49:48,359 | Did you try your radio? | Did you try your radio? |
| 687 | 00:49:48,393 | 00:49:51,362 | Dude, I've been telling you, my radio's broken, | Dude, I've been telling you, my radio's broken, |
| 688 | 00:49:51,396 | 00:49:53,231 | and it's not like anyone else around here | and it's not like anyone else around here |
| 689 | 00:49:53,264 | 00:49:55,300 | uses their radio. | uses their radio. |
| 690 | 00:49:55,333 | 00:49:56,501 | He's right, half the time I end | He's right, half the time I end |
| 691 | 00:49:56,534 | 00:49:59,237 | up yelling into my headset at someone who's not even there. | up yelling into my headset at someone who's not even there. |
| 692 | 00:49:59,269 | 00:50:01,005 | I look like a total douche bag. | I look like a total douche bag. |
| 693 | 00:50:01,039 | 00:50:03,909 | And that, dear Andy, is why I don't use mine. | And that, dear Andy, is why I don't use mine. |
| 694 | 00:50:03,942 | 00:50:05,644 | You're lucky you barely volunteer. | You're lucky you barely volunteer. |
| 695 | 00:50:05,677 | 00:50:07,345 | Yeah, I'm real lucky. | Yeah, I'm real lucky. |
| 696 | 00:50:07,378 | 00:50:08,680 | Hello! | Hello! |
| 697 | 00:50:08,713 | 00:50:10,315 | Can I help you with something? | Can I help you with something? |
| 698 | 00:50:10,347 | 00:50:11,250 | I might have... | I might have... |
| 699 | 00:50:13,351 | 00:50:14,986 | Do we have any backup mixers somewhere? | Do we have any backup mixers somewhere? |
| 700 | 00:50:15,018 | 00:50:16,020 | Why? | Why? |
| 701 | 00:50:16,054 | 00:50:16,889 | Well, do we? | Well, do we? |
| 702 | 00:50:18,056 | 00:50:19,023 | Yeah, probably. | Yeah, probably. |
| 703 | 00:50:19,958 | 00:50:20,592 | The basement? | The basement? |
| 704 | 00:50:22,960 | 00:50:26,997 | Hey, heads up, new lock on the door. | Hey, heads up, new lock on the door. |
| 705 | 00:50:27,030 | 00:50:29,433 | Have fun, don't let Laughing Linda get you. | Have fun, don't let Laughing Linda get you. |
| 706 | 00:50:33,371 | 00:50:35,606 | He believes in it, too, you know he does. | He believes in it, too, you know he does. |
| 707 | 00:50:35,639 | 00:50:37,241 | Fuck, goddamn it. | Fuck, goddamn it. |
| 708 | 00:51:23,320 | 00:51:24,188 | Hello! | Hello! |
| 709 | 00:51:24,222 | 00:51:26,257 | I'm down here! | I'm down here! |
| 710 | 00:51:30,293 | 00:51:32,163 | Andy, quit fucking around. | Andy, quit fucking around. |
| 711 | 00:51:33,398 | 00:51:34,766 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
| 712 | 00:51:34,798 | 00:51:36,768 | Some sort of Laughing Linda bullshit, Bethany? | Some sort of Laughing Linda bullshit, Bethany? |
| 713 | 00:51:36,800 | 00:51:39,003 | It's a good prank, but cut it out. | It's a good prank, but cut it out. |
| 714 | 00:52:38,695 | 00:52:39,498 | Isabella. | Isabella. |
| 715 | 00:52:40,364 | 00:52:41,199 | Miss Hooper. | Miss Hooper. |
| 716 | 00:52:42,632 | 00:52:45,069 | Hi, Miss Hooper, I'm Nelson Fritch, I'm Myles' agent. | Hi, Miss Hooper, I'm Nelson Fritch, I'm Myles' agent. |
| 717 | 00:52:45,103 | 00:52:46,637 | Yes, I know, I remember. | Yes, I know, I remember. |
| 718 | 00:52:46,670 | 00:52:48,239 | Thank you so much for coming to the show tonight. | Thank you so much for coming to the show tonight. |
| 719 | 00:52:48,271 | 00:52:50,407 | He is really excited to have you here. | He is really excited to have you here. |
| 720 | 00:52:50,440 | 00:52:51,608 | I really appreciate it. | I really appreciate it. |
| 721 | 00:52:51,641 | 00:52:52,844 | Can I meet him before the show? | Can I meet him before the show? |
| 722 | 00:52:52,876 | 00:52:54,778 | I'd like to wish him luck. | I'd like to wish him luck. |
| 723 | 00:52:54,811 | 00:52:56,681 | Sure, absolutely, follow me. | Sure, absolutely, follow me. |
| 724 | 00:53:10,360 | 00:53:11,261 | Bryce. | Bryce. |
| 725 | 00:54:25,469 | 00:54:27,539 | They're gonna come and find you. | They're gonna come and find you. |
| 726 | 00:54:27,572 | 00:54:29,240 | Right after the show, the cops will get | Right after the show, the cops will get |
| 727 | 00:54:29,273 | 00:54:30,508 | an anonymous call, they're gonna come and get you, | an anonymous call, they're gonna come and get you, |
| 728 | 00:54:30,541 | 00:54:32,177 | you son of a bitch! | you son of a bitch! |
| 729 | 00:54:50,961 | 00:54:52,197 | Not now! | Not now! |
| 730 | 00:54:54,599 | 00:54:57,434 | Hey, Myles, this is Isabella Hooper. | Hey, Myles, this is Isabella Hooper. |
| 731 | 00:54:58,603 | 00:54:59,938 | Pleased to meet you, Mr. Parks. | Pleased to meet you, Mr. Parks. |
| 732 | 00:55:02,440 | 00:55:04,208 | You seem to have gotten something on your shirt. | You seem to have gotten something on your shirt. |
| 733 | 00:55:04,242 | 00:55:08,947 | Oh, well, just trying my best here. | Oh, well, just trying my best here. |
| 734 | 00:55:13,251 | 00:55:14,286 | What? | What? |
| 735 | 00:55:15,452 | 00:55:17,355 | You're just not what I expected. | You're just not what I expected. |
| 736 | 00:55:19,623 | 00:55:24,195 | Well, some performers just have a crazy process. | Well, some performers just have a crazy process. |
| 737 | 00:55:27,664 | 00:55:30,867 | So true, so true. | So true, so true. |
| 738 | 00:55:30,900 | 00:55:31,969 | Crazy process. | Crazy process. |
| 739 | 00:55:32,003 | 00:55:34,639 | Well, good luck tonight, Myles. | Well, good luck tonight, Myles. |
| 740 | 00:55:35,840 | 00:55:37,509 | I guess we'll see if this pans out. | I guess we'll see if this pans out. |
| 741 | 00:55:51,322 | 00:55:52,390 | Myles. | Myles. |
| 742 | 00:55:53,690 | 00:55:54,491 | Hi, Donna. | Hi, Donna. |
| 743 | 00:55:59,297 | 00:55:59,998 | Everything okay? | Everything okay? |
| 744 | 00:56:00,030 | 00:56:01,233 | It's nothing. | It's nothing. |
| 745 | 00:56:03,000 | 00:56:04,436 | It's almost showtime for you. | It's almost showtime for you. |
| 746 | 00:56:06,369 | 00:56:07,871 | Whatever it is, you can tell me. | Whatever it is, you can tell me. |
| 747 | 00:56:12,476 | 00:56:14,613 | The ownership is selling the theater. | The ownership is selling the theater. |
| 748 | 00:56:17,648 | 00:56:18,483 | Oh. | Oh. |
| 749 | 00:56:20,784 | 00:56:22,420 | I'm sorry to hear that. | I'm sorry to hear that. |
| 750 | 00:56:22,452 | 00:56:24,355 | I really shouldn't be surprised. | I really shouldn't be surprised. |
| 751 | 00:56:25,322 | 00:56:27,658 | They never appreciated this place, not like I did. | They never appreciated this place, not like I did. |
| 752 | 00:56:29,059 | 00:56:31,895 | This theater is everything that I have always wanted. | This theater is everything that I have always wanted. |
| 753 | 00:56:33,030 | 00:56:35,333 | Maybe the new owners will keep you on. | Maybe the new owners will keep you on. |
| 754 | 00:56:35,365 | 00:56:37,367 | Oh, Myles, they're gonna tear it down. | Oh, Myles, they're gonna tear it down. |
| 755 | 00:56:37,400 | 00:56:40,971 | It's probably gonna be a condominium or parking lot. | It's probably gonna be a condominium or parking lot. |
| 756 | 00:56:41,905 | 00:56:43,340 | That's terrible, I'm sorry. | That's terrible, I'm sorry. |
| 757 | 00:56:44,307 | 00:56:45,742 | You know, I shouldn't burden you with this. | You know, I shouldn't burden you with this. |
| 758 | 00:56:45,775 | 00:56:47,411 | It's extremely unprofessional. | It's extremely unprofessional. |
| 759 | 00:56:47,445 | 00:56:49,314 | Is there something I can help you with? | Is there something I can help you with? |
| 760 | 00:56:52,650 | 00:56:54,052 | I got a stain on my shirt. | I got a stain on my shirt. |
| 761 | 00:56:55,452 | 00:56:59,356 | Oh, what? | Oh, what? |
| 762 | 00:57:00,590 | 00:57:01,425 | This? | This? |
| 763 | 00:57:12,836 | 00:57:14,672 | I wish I could help. | I wish I could help. |
| 764 | 00:57:17,507 | 00:57:18,576 | You're very sweet. | You're very sweet. |
| 765 | 00:57:21,378 | 00:57:23,347 | I'm sorry I was condescending earlier. | I'm sorry I was condescending earlier. |
| 766 | 00:57:24,782 | 00:57:28,353 | I think I was worried that this show would be the last, | I think I was worried that this show would be the last, |
| 767 | 00:57:29,452 | 00:57:30,521 | and I took it out on you. | and I took it out on you. |
| 768 | 00:57:33,023 | 00:57:36,594 | I hope this show helps you find success. | I hope this show helps you find success. |
| 769 | 00:57:38,061 | 00:57:38,896 | You deserve it. | You deserve it. |
| 770 | 00:57:41,164 | 00:57:42,634 | You're a good man, Myles. | You're a good man, Myles. |
| 771 | 00:57:44,135 | 00:57:48,573 | You deserve everything I am sure is coming to you. | You deserve everything I am sure is coming to you. |
| 772 | 00:57:50,807 | 00:57:51,643 | I hope not. | I hope not. |
| 773 | 00:58:13,597 | 00:58:15,367 | WTF, Bryce, where are you? | WTF, Bryce, where are you? |
| 774 | 00:58:20,838 | 00:58:22,974 | Hey, have you seen Bryce? | Hey, have you seen Bryce? |
| 775 | 00:58:24,141 | 00:58:25,476 | No, not since he barged through | No, not since he barged through |
| 776 | 00:58:25,509 | 00:58:26,711 | the hallway in a hissy fit. | the hallway in a hissy fit. |
| 777 | 00:58:26,744 | 00:58:28,012 | He's not answering his radio. | He's not answering his radio. |
| 778 | 00:58:28,045 | 00:58:29,514 | We need music out there, and I don't think | We need music out there, and I don't think |
| 779 | 00:58:29,547 | 00:58:31,014 | anybody's manning the control booth. | anybody's manning the control booth. |
| 780 | 00:58:31,047 | 00:58:33,417 | Well, I can't man the control booth, | Well, I can't man the control booth, |
| 781 | 00:58:33,451 | 00:58:34,952 | but I can woman it. | but I can woman it. |
| 782 | 00:58:36,085 | 00:58:37,821 | Even better, thank you so much. | Even better, thank you so much. |
| 783 | 00:58:37,855 | 00:58:38,822 | - Seriously. - Yep. | - Seriously. - Yep. |
| 784 | 00:58:44,695 | 00:58:48,199 | Hey, it's gonna be fine. | Hey, it's gonna be fine. |
| 785 | 00:58:48,231 | 00:58:49,534 | We got this. | We got this. |
| 786 | 00:58:49,567 | 00:58:51,702 | We're not putting on King Lear, right? | We're not putting on King Lear, right? |
| 787 | 00:58:51,735 | 00:58:53,471 | Yeah, thanks, Bethany. | Yeah, thanks, Bethany. |
| 788 | 00:58:55,873 | 00:58:58,543 | Hey, you know that I've always dug you, right? | Hey, you know that I've always dug you, right? |
| 789 | 00:58:58,576 | 00:59:02,713 | Dug, did you just say that you've always dug me? | Dug, did you just say that you've always dug me? |
| 790 | 00:59:02,746 | 00:59:04,449 | I don't know, it just kinda slipped out. | I don't know, it just kinda slipped out. |
| 791 | 00:59:04,481 | 00:59:06,451 | - Sorry if I... - Hey, it's okay. | - Sorry if I... - Hey, it's okay. |
| 792 | 00:59:07,684 | 00:59:08,820 | I already know. | I already know. |
| 793 | 00:59:09,987 | 00:59:12,456 | Would you want to go out for drinks | Would you want to go out for drinks |
| 794 | 00:59:12,489 | 00:59:13,223 | after this, maybe? | after this, maybe? |
| 795 | 00:59:13,257 | 00:59:14,192 | I don't drink. | I don't drink. |
| 796 | 00:59:14,224 | 00:59:15,992 | Oh, okay, yeah. | Oh, okay, yeah. |
| 797 | 00:59:16,025 | 00:59:21,031 | But we can get high in my car if you want. | But we can get high in my car if you want. |
| 798 | 00:59:22,132 | 00:59:24,969 | Yeah, that sounds nice. | Yeah, that sounds nice. |
| 799 | 00:59:25,001 | 00:59:26,204 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
| 800 | 00:59:26,237 | 00:59:27,538 | Okay. | Okay. |
| 801 | 00:59:27,570 | 00:59:28,940 | - Okay, cool. - Cool. | - Okay, cool. - Cool. |
| 802 | 00:59:28,972 | 00:59:30,474 | I'll see you after the show. | I'll see you after the show. |
| 803 | 00:59:30,507 | 00:59:31,107 | - Okay. - Okay. | - Okay. - Okay. |
| 804 | 00:59:31,141 | 00:59:32,543 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
| 805 | 00:59:50,994 | 00:59:52,996 | Did I see what I think I saw? | Did I see what I think I saw? |
| 806 | 00:59:53,864 | 00:59:55,566 | Is that a tongue twister? | Is that a tongue twister? |
| 807 | 00:59:55,599 | 00:59:56,700 | What? | What? |
| 808 | 00:59:56,733 | 00:59:59,237 | You know, to help you prepare, loosen up the tongue. | You know, to help you prepare, loosen up the tongue. |
| 809 | 00:59:59,269 | 01:00:01,105 | I always say, I'm not the fig plucker, | I always say, I'm not the fig plucker, |
| 810 | 01:00:01,137 | 01:00:03,039 | nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs | nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs |
| 811 | 01:00:03,072 | 01:00:04,942 | til the fig plucker comes. | til the fig plucker comes. |
| 812 | 01:00:04,974 | 01:00:08,112 | See, it's funny 'cause you end up saying "pig fucker." | See, it's funny 'cause you end up saying "pig fucker." |
| 813 | 01:00:08,144 | 01:00:09,547 | Cut the shit. | Cut the shit. |
| 814 | 01:00:09,579 | 01:00:12,016 | I saw Isabella Hooper with your agent. | I saw Isabella Hooper with your agent. |
| 815 | 01:00:12,048 | 01:00:13,518 | How'd you get her here, huh? | How'd you get her here, huh? |
| 816 | 01:00:13,550 | 01:00:15,018 | She's here to see you? | She's here to see you? |
| 817 | 01:00:15,052 | 01:00:17,054 | She's here to give me a spot on the Daily Dish. | She's here to give me a spot on the Daily Dish. |
| 818 | 01:00:17,086 | 01:00:18,155 | Oh yeah? | Oh yeah? |
| 819 | 01:00:18,188 | 01:00:21,559 | And when I upstage you, how's that gonna play out? | And when I upstage you, how's that gonna play out? |
| 820 | 01:00:21,592 | 01:00:23,594 | Well, she's here looking for stand-up comedians, | Well, she's here looking for stand-up comedians, |
| 821 | 01:00:23,626 | 01:00:25,228 | so I'm not all that worried. | so I'm not all that worried. |
| 822 | 01:00:25,262 | 01:00:26,564 | I am a comedian! | I am a comedian! |
| 823 | 01:00:26,597 | 01:00:28,666 | No, you were a comedian until | No, you were a comedian until |
| 824 | 01:00:28,699 | 01:00:29,800 | you sold out to make a bunch | you sold out to make a bunch |
| 825 | 01:00:29,833 | 01:00:31,903 | of shitty, big budget, family movies | of shitty, big budget, family movies |
| 826 | 01:00:31,936 | 01:00:34,305 | that are painfully unfunny. | that are painfully unfunny. |
| 827 | 01:00:34,338 | 01:00:36,274 | Meanwhile, you cash big ass checks with sums | Meanwhile, you cash big ass checks with sums |
| 828 | 01:00:36,306 | 01:00:38,542 | that you think somehow correlate to your talent | that you think somehow correlate to your talent |
| 829 | 01:00:38,576 | 01:00:41,112 | and can't figure out why everyone else | and can't figure out why everyone else |
| 830 | 01:00:41,144 | 01:00:43,047 | thinks you're washed up and depressing. | thinks you're washed up and depressing. |
| 831 | 01:00:44,280 | 01:00:47,317 | Well, good luck on your victory tour. | Well, good luck on your victory tour. |
| 832 | 01:00:47,351 | 01:00:49,053 | The audience might be disappointed, | The audience might be disappointed, |
| 833 | 01:00:49,085 | 01:00:50,721 | but maybe you can convince yourself, | but maybe you can convince yourself, |
| 834 | 01:00:50,753 | 01:00:53,590 | with one last check, that you've still got it. | with one last check, that you've still got it. |
| 835 | 01:00:53,623 | 01:00:55,292 | You're a piece of shit. | You're a piece of shit. |
| 836 | 01:00:55,326 | 01:00:58,663 | There is such a thing as comedy karma, you know. | There is such a thing as comedy karma, you know. |
| 837 | 01:00:58,695 | 01:01:00,664 | Clearly, you would know. | Clearly, you would know. |
| 838 | 01:01:00,697 | 01:01:02,666 | Fuck you, Myles! | Fuck you, Myles! |
| 839 | 01:01:02,699 | 01:01:03,900 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
| 840 | 01:01:09,672 | 01:01:10,674 | Donna? | Donna? |
| 841 | 01:01:14,612 | 01:01:15,313 | Hello. | Hello. |
| 842 | 01:01:15,346 | 01:01:16,981 | We are ready to go out there. | We are ready to go out there. |
| 843 | 01:01:24,989 | 01:01:26,222 | Donna? | Donna? |
| 844 | 01:01:49,713 | 01:01:51,182 | Hey, look, Donna, I'm sorry to disturb you, | Hey, look, Donna, I'm sorry to disturb you, |
| 845 | 01:01:51,215 | 01:01:53,617 | but I think we're about ready to get started out there. | but I think we're about ready to get started out there. |
| 846 | 01:02:02,291 | 01:02:03,126 | Ew. | Ew. |
| 847 | 01:02:16,072 | 01:02:17,340 | Bethany here. | Bethany here. |
| 848 | 01:02:17,373 | 01:02:19,976 | I found Bryce's headset. | I found Bryce's headset. |
| 849 | 01:02:20,010 | 01:02:23,147 | Queuing music now. | Queuing music now. |
| 850 | 01:02:34,791 | 01:02:35,826 | Shit. | Shit. |
| 851 | 01:03:09,193 | 01:03:10,461 | Bryce. | Bryce. |
| 852 | 01:03:10,494 | 01:03:11,329 | Hey, moron. | Hey, moron. |
| 853 | 01:03:33,382 | 01:03:35,385 | My work here is done, | My work here is done, |
| 854 | 01:03:37,820 | 01:03:39,089 | Handy Andy. | Handy Andy. |
| 855 | 01:03:55,838 | 01:03:57,842 | Nelson, listen... | Nelson, listen... |
| 856 | 01:03:57,875 | 01:04:00,443 | I don't wanna talk to you right now, Myles. | I don't wanna talk to you right now, Myles. |
| 857 | 01:04:00,476 | 01:04:01,745 | Excuse me? | Excuse me? |
| 858 | 01:04:01,778 | 01:04:04,380 | You're acting crazy with Isabella. | You're acting crazy with Isabella. |
| 859 | 01:04:04,414 | 01:04:05,816 | I don't need this. | I don't need this. |
| 860 | 01:04:05,849 | 01:04:08,085 | Isn't this how you wanted me, more edgy? | Isn't this how you wanted me, more edgy? |
| 861 | 01:04:08,117 | 01:04:10,253 | I'm funnier when I'm an asshole, right? | I'm funnier when I'm an asshole, right? |
| 862 | 01:04:10,286 | 01:04:11,821 | You're not just being an asshole. | You're not just being an asshole. |
| 863 | 01:04:11,855 | 01:04:12,655 | I don't know what this is. | I don't know what this is. |
| 864 | 01:04:12,688 | 01:04:13,923 | I've never seen you like this before. | I've never seen you like this before. |
| 865 | 01:04:13,956 | 01:04:14,858 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
| 866 | 01:04:14,891 | 01:04:16,393 | So now you wanna listen to me? | So now you wanna listen to me? |
| 867 | 01:04:16,425 | 01:04:18,194 | Don't you wanna tell me how it's just my nerves? | Don't you wanna tell me how it's just my nerves? |
| 868 | 01:04:18,228 | 01:04:19,764 | Fuck you, okay? | Fuck you, okay? |
| 869 | 01:04:19,797 | 01:04:21,432 | I'm doing everything I can here | I'm doing everything I can here |
| 870 | 01:04:21,465 | 01:04:23,834 | to set you up for success. | to set you up for success. |
| 871 | 01:04:23,867 | 01:04:26,437 | You're talented, I think you're talented. | You're talented, I think you're talented. |
| 872 | 01:04:27,570 | 01:04:29,773 | I just want them to know, too. | I just want them to know, too. |
| 873 | 01:04:29,806 | 01:04:32,041 | So it's all for me, right, you get nothing out of this? | So it's all for me, right, you get nothing out of this? |
| 874 | 01:04:32,074 | 01:04:33,243 | What is wrong with you? | What is wrong with you? |
| 875 | 01:04:33,277 | 01:04:35,846 | You know what, I took my pills, Nelson. | You know what, I took my pills, Nelson. |
| 876 | 01:04:35,878 | 01:04:36,980 | I took them. | I took them. |
| 877 | 01:04:37,014 | 01:04:38,782 | They didn't help. | They didn't help. |
| 878 | 01:04:38,815 | 01:04:40,817 | But at least you don't have to worry about me. | But at least you don't have to worry about me. |
| 879 | 01:04:40,851 | 01:04:41,885 | I'm still an asshole... | I'm still an asshole... |
| 880 | 01:04:41,918 | 01:04:43,153 | I gave you sugar pills! | I gave you sugar pills! |
| 881 | 01:04:49,025 | 01:04:50,027 | I switched them out. | I switched them out. |
| 882 | 01:04:51,228 | 01:04:52,363 | I took the bottle. | I took the bottle. |
| 883 | 01:04:54,530 | 01:04:56,333 | I thought, if you didn't take them | I thought, if you didn't take them |
| 884 | 01:04:56,365 | 01:04:58,369 | for a few hours, it'd be no big deal. | for a few hours, it'd be no big deal. |
| 885 | 01:05:00,170 | 01:05:02,039 | Okay, you wanna know what's really going on? | Okay, you wanna know what's really going on? |
| 886 | 01:05:02,072 | 01:05:03,807 | You think you can handle it? | You think you can handle it? |
| 887 | 01:05:03,840 | 01:05:06,509 | I'm willing to do whatever it takes for our big night. | I'm willing to do whatever it takes for our big night. |
| 888 | 01:05:06,543 | 01:05:07,878 | Are you? | Are you? |
| 889 | 01:05:20,923 | 01:05:21,793 | It was here. | It was here. |
| 890 | 01:05:22,893 | 01:05:23,594 | No, it wasn't, Myles. | No, it wasn't, Myles. |
| 891 | 01:05:23,626 | 01:05:25,096 | You don't understand. | You don't understand. |
| 892 | 01:05:26,329 | 01:05:27,864 | I might, try me. | I might, try me. |
| 893 | 01:05:27,898 | 01:05:30,934 | I know you think this is about Mia, but it's not. | I know you think this is about Mia, but it's not. |
| 894 | 01:05:30,967 | 01:05:33,136 | Let's not talk about that right now, okay? | Let's not talk about that right now, okay? |
| 895 | 01:05:33,170 | 01:05:35,405 | You're going on in 15 minutes. | You're going on in 15 minutes. |
| 896 | 01:05:36,373 | 01:05:37,809 | Well, I'll try my best. | Well, I'll try my best. |
| 897 | 01:05:38,909 | 01:05:40,244 | I was trying to help you. | I was trying to help you. |
| 898 | 01:05:42,278 | 01:05:44,014 | You understand that, right? | You understand that, right? |
| 899 | 01:05:44,047 | 01:05:46,983 | Look, whatever shit you've done, I've done way worse. | Look, whatever shit you've done, I've done way worse. |
| 900 | 01:05:49,585 | 01:05:50,887 | I could use a drink. | I could use a drink. |
| 901 | 01:05:52,188 | 01:05:53,389 | Talk to Donna. | Talk to Donna. |
| 902 | 01:05:53,422 | 01:05:54,625 | I'm sure she'd be happy to share. | I'm sure she'd be happy to share. |
| 903 | 01:05:54,657 | 01:05:56,259 | All right. | All right. |
| 904 | 01:05:56,293 | 01:05:57,995 | I think we both could use one. | I think we both could use one. |
| 905 | 01:05:58,661 | 01:06:00,096 | I'm good, you go ahead. | I'm good, you go ahead. |
| 906 | 01:06:04,134 | 01:06:06,170 | All right, I'll see you after the show. | All right, I'll see you after the show. |
| 907 | 01:06:07,237 | 01:06:08,072 | Good luck, Myles. | Good luck, Myles. |
| 908 | 01:06:21,083 | 01:06:21,918 | Hello? | Hello? |
| 909 | 01:06:23,119 | 01:06:24,487 | Donna? | Donna? |
| 910 | 01:07:32,054 | 01:07:36,059 | Myles, Myles, who did this, Myles? | Myles, Myles, who did this, Myles? |
| 911 | 01:07:36,092 | 01:07:37,126 | Myles. | Myles. |
| 912 | 01:08:37,686 | 01:08:38,689 | Oh my God. | Oh my God. |
| 913 | 01:09:24,100 | 01:09:24,801 | Fuck you. | Fuck you. |
| 914 | 01:13:29,546 | 01:13:30,681 | No! | No! |
| 915 | 01:13:42,891 | 01:13:46,496 | I'm serious, Myles, you better not fuck this up! | I'm serious, Myles, you better not fuck this up! |
| 916 | 01:13:46,529 | 01:13:48,032 | I'm the headliner! | I'm the headliner! |
| 917 | 01:13:50,033 | 01:13:52,436 | Oh, my fucking career's over. | Oh, my fucking career's over. |
| 918 | 01:14:17,961 | 01:14:19,829 | You killed her. | You killed her. |
| 919 | 01:14:19,863 | 01:14:20,664 | You killed her. | You killed her. |
| 920 | 01:15:36,506 | 01:15:37,474 | Who are you? | Who are you? |
| 921 | 01:15:52,921 | 01:15:53,990 | That's funny. | That's funny. |
| 922 | 01:16:38,768 | 01:16:40,136 | The best music. | The best music. |
| 923 | 01:16:40,168 | 01:16:42,204 | Hey, radio lovers, Jay Barilla here. | Hey, radio lovers, Jay Barilla here. |
| 924 | 01:16:42,238 | 01:16:43,139 | Man, the story breaking this morning | Man, the story breaking this morning |
| 925 | 01:16:43,172 | 01:16:45,509 | about the tragedy at the Reggie Ray show. | about the tragedy at the Reggie Ray show. |
| 926 | 01:16:45,542 | 01:16:47,210 | Can you believe this? | Can you believe this? |
| 927 | 01:16:47,243 | 01:16:49,145 | Last night, around the time the show was starting, | Last night, around the time the show was starting, |
| 928 | 01:16:49,177 | 01:16:51,046 | the curtains parted to reveal the opening act, | the curtains parted to reveal the opening act, |
| 929 | 01:16:51,079 | 01:16:53,649 | Myles Parks, murdered on the stage. | Myles Parks, murdered on the stage. |
| 930 | 01:16:54,583 | 01:16:56,552 | By the way, had anybody heard | By the way, had anybody heard |
| 931 | 01:16:56,586 | 01:16:58,255 | of this Myles Parks guy before? | of this Myles Parks guy before? |
| 932 | 01:16:58,287 | 01:16:59,622 | I hadn't, so I looked him up, | I hadn't, so I looked him up, |
| 933 | 01:16:59,655 | 01:17:03,260 | and he has, had, real talent. | and he has, had, real talent. |
| 934 | 01:17:03,292 | 01:17:04,860 | Ever since the news of his murder broke, | Ever since the news of his murder broke, |
| 935 | 01:17:04,894 | 01:17:07,264 | this video on YouTube of a performance of his | this video on YouTube of a performance of his |
| 936 | 01:17:07,296 | 01:17:10,299 | at a Portland nightclub in 2015 has been blowing up. | at a Portland nightclub in 2015 has been blowing up. |
| 937 | 01:17:10,332 | 01:17:14,537 | This guy is, was, really, really funny. | This guy is, was, really, really funny. |
| 938 | 01:17:14,570 | 01:17:17,207 | His video is, let me see here, | His video is, let me see here, |
| 939 | 01:17:17,239 | 01:17:20,609 | wow, it's up to two million views and climbing. | wow, it's up to two million views and climbing. |
| 940 | 01:17:20,643 | 01:17:23,012 | If you get a chance to check it out, don't hesitate. | If you get a chance to check it out, don't hesitate. |
| 941 | 01:17:23,046 | 01:17:24,280 | This is one of the funniest sets | This is one of the funniest sets |
| 942 | 01:17:24,314 | 01:17:25,715 | I've seen in a long time. | I've seen in a long time. |
| 943 | 01:17:25,747 | 01:17:27,650 | It's funnier than anything Reggie Ray | It's funnier than anything Reggie Ray |
| 944 | 01:17:27,684 | 01:17:30,052 | has done in decades, I can tell you that much. | has done in decades, I can tell you that much. |
| 945 | 01:17:30,086 | 01:17:31,320 | Anyway, the official word is that there | Anyway, the official word is that there |
| 946 | 01:17:31,354 | 01:17:33,990 | may be more victims in last night's tragedy, | may be more victims in last night's tragedy, |
| 947 | 01:17:34,023 | 01:17:35,324 | but the police are keeping a tight lid | but the police are keeping a tight lid |
| 948 | 01:17:35,358 | 01:17:37,293 | on the story at the moment. | on the story at the moment. |
| 949 | 01:17:37,327 | 01:17:38,595 | Okay, back to some music. | Okay, back to some music. |
| 950 | 01:17:38,627 | 01:17:40,329 | This next song is called Short Night | This next song is called Short Night |
| 951 | 01:17:40,363 | 01:17:42,666 | by the band Glass Dolls. | by the band Glass Dolls. |
| 952 | 01:17:42,698 | 01:17:44,333 | Stay safe out there, folks. | Stay safe out there, folks. |
| 953 | 01:17:44,367 | 01:17:46,670 | There might be a killer on the loose. | There might be a killer on the loose. |