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1 00:00:10,960 00:00:13,554 (CLOCK TICKING) (CLOCK TICKING)
2 00:00:14,222 00:00:21,222 Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick § Brought to you by iRiS | TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §
3 00:00:41,560 00:00:43,630 (CLOCK TOLLING) (CLOCK TOLLING)
4 00:01:02,360 00:01:04,351 (CLOCK TICKING) (CLOCK TICKING)
5 00:01:05,320 00:01:07,754 JONATHAN: Dear Lewis, enclosed please find JONATHAN: Dear Lewis, enclosed please find
6 00:01:07,880 00:01:09,632 one bus ticket and two silver dollars one bus ticket and two silver dollars
7 00:01:09,720 00:01:11,073 for your trip to Michigan. for your trip to Michigan.
8 00:01:12,120 00:01:14,588 I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents. I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents.
9 00:01:15,520 00:01:19,195 Your mom was my sister, so, that makes you family. Your mom was my sister, so, that makes you family.
10 00:01:19,760 00:01:22,035 And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home. And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home.
11 00:01:22,760 00:01:26,435 As Einstein said, "Life is like a bicycle. As Einstein said, "Life is like a bicycle.
12 00:01:27,000 00:01:29,560 "To stay balanced, you gotta keep moving forward." "To stay balanced, you gotta keep moving forward."
13 00:01:29,960 00:01:31,029 And so will we. And so will we.
14 00:01:31,880 00:01:33,199 I look forward to meeting ya. I look forward to meeting ya.
15 00:01:33,680 00:01:34,999 Your uncle, Jonathan. Your uncle, Jonathan.
16 00:01:35,680 00:01:38,433 PS, sorry for the stain on the letter, that's chocolate. PS, sorry for the stain on the letter, that's chocolate.
17 00:01:38,520 00:01:39,748 (SNORING) (SNORING)
18 00:01:40,920 00:01:42,114 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
19 00:01:43,560 00:01:45,596 Mom, Dad, are you there? Mom, Dad, are you there?
20 00:01:46,600 00:01:47,715 Am I gonna be okay? Am I gonna be okay?
21 00:01:52,880 00:01:54,359 "Cannot say." "Cannot say."
22 00:01:55,880 00:01:56,949 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
23 00:02:04,000 00:02:05,960 MAN 1: Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday. MAN 1: Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday.
24 00:02:06,040 00:02:10,318 MAN 2: He's gonna love it! MAN 3: Emma Jean! Bus is here! MAN 2: He's gonna love it! MAN 3: Emma Jean! Bus is here!
25 00:02:11,080 00:02:12,479 (HORN HONKS) (HORN HONKS)
26 00:02:14,640 00:02:16,631 Last stop, New Zebedee. Last stop, New Zebedee.
27 00:02:16,720 00:02:18,119 (SNORING) (SNORING)
28 00:02:22,480 00:02:23,600 TRAVELER 1: Are you coming? TRAVELER 1: Are you coming?
29 00:02:25,360 00:02:26,395 TRAVELER 2: Oh, golly. TRAVELER 2: Oh, golly.
30 00:02:31,040 00:02:32,155 I'm a little nervous. I'm a little nervous.
31 00:02:34,480 00:02:37,096 TRAVELER 3: You want me to get that for you? TRAVELER 4: If you don't mind. TRAVELER 3: You want me to get that for you? TRAVELER 4: If you don't mind.
32 00:02:37,120 00:02:38,456 TRAVELER 3: No problem, ma'am. (LEWIS GRUNTING) TRAVELER 3: No problem, ma'am. (LEWIS GRUNTING)
33 00:02:38,480 00:02:40,656 TRAVELER 4: Thank you so much. TRAVELER 3: There you go. TRAVELER 4: Thank you so much. TRAVELER 3: There you go.
34 00:02:40,680 00:02:41,749 Have a great night. Have a great night.
35 00:02:45,800 00:02:46,800 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
36 00:02:46,880 00:02:50,000 JONATHAN: Oh, come on. Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet ya. JONATHAN: Oh, come on. Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet ya.
37 00:02:50,600 00:02:53,068 Lewis, I'm your uncle, Jonathan. Lewis, I'm your uncle, Jonathan.
38 00:02:55,360 00:02:56,554 Are you wearing a robe? Are you wearing a robe?
39 00:02:56,880 00:02:58,359 It's a kimono. It's a kimono.
40 00:02:58,440 00:02:59,440 Oh. Oh.
41 00:03:01,000 00:03:02,240 Here, let me help you with that. Here, let me help you with that.
42 00:03:03,240 00:03:06,312 Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing? Encyclopedias? Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing? Encyclopedias?
43 00:03:06,480 00:03:07,515 LEWIS: Dictionaries. LEWIS: Dictionaries.
44 00:03:07,600 00:03:08,999 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
45 00:03:09,640 00:03:11,039 Oh, you're serious. Oh, you're serious.
46 00:03:12,000 00:03:14,639 I like new words. I think they're very pulchritudinous. I like new words. I think they're very pulchritudinous.
47 00:03:14,720 00:03:16,517 Well, welcome to New Zebedee. Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
48 00:03:16,840 00:03:19,877 Or should I say "salutations"? You can look that one up. Or should I say "salutations"? You can look that one up.
49 00:03:20,080 00:03:21,672 I know what "salutations" means. I know what "salutations" means.
50 00:03:21,760 00:03:23,671 Well, smart kid. Well, smart kid.
51 00:03:25,680 00:03:27,557 Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon? Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon?
52 00:03:27,640 00:03:29,440 Because the Captain Midnight show's almost on. Because the Captain Midnight show's almost on.
53 00:03:29,520 00:03:31,816 Uh... You don't have to worry about that, I don't have a TV. Uh... You don't have to worry about that, I don't have a TV.
54 00:03:31,840 00:03:35,037 But, I do have a big poker game tonight, if you wanna join. Do you play? But, I do have a big poker game tonight, if you wanna join. Do you play?
55 00:03:35,400 00:03:37,118 Uh, no, I'm 10. Uh, no, I'm 10.
56 00:03:37,200 00:03:39,270 (CLICKS TONGUE) Duly noted. (CLICKS TONGUE) Duly noted.
57 00:03:39,360 00:03:40,873 (BELL TOLLING) (GASPS) (BELL TOLLING) (GASPS)
58 00:03:47,360 00:03:49,555 (TOLLING SOUND DISTORTING) (TOLLING SOUND DISTORTING)
59 00:03:53,440 00:03:54,634 (TOLLING STOPS) (TOLLING STOPS)
60 00:03:56,560 00:03:58,118 (CAR HORN HONKS) (CAR HORN HONKS)
61 00:03:58,200 00:04:00,395 Huh. Here we are. Excuse me. Huh. Here we are. Excuse me.
62 00:04:02,320 00:04:03,389 The Muggin Samoon. The Muggin Samoon.
63 00:04:04,200 00:04:06,634 Temperamental door handle. Hop in. Temperamental door handle. Hop in.
64 00:04:08,480 00:04:10,710 Here you go. Watch your tootsies. Here you go. Watch your tootsies.
65 00:04:14,120 00:04:15,155 (BRAKES SQUEAL) (BRAKES SQUEAL)
66 00:04:15,240 00:04:16,434 All right, here we are. All right, here we are.
67 00:04:19,120 00:04:20,155 You can get out here. You can get out here.
68 00:04:22,240 00:04:23,309 Here we go. Here we go.
69 00:04:23,400 00:04:25,152 (CAR DOOR CREAKING) (CAR DOOR CREAKING)
70 00:04:30,320 00:04:31,435 (GASPS SOFTLY) (GASPS SOFTLY)
71 00:04:32,080 00:04:33,195 (INHALES SHARPLY) (INHALES SHARPLY)
72 00:04:38,000 00:04:39,228 Home sweet home. Home sweet home.
73 00:04:39,320 00:04:40,469 (OWL HOOTING) (OWL HOOTING)
74 00:04:42,080 00:04:45,390 Do you like Halloween? Hmm? Do you like Halloween? Hmm?
75 00:04:45,480 00:04:48,119 Oh, no. I keep those up year round. (CHUCKLES) Oh, no. I keep those up year round. (CHUCKLES)
76 00:04:48,200 00:04:49,997 MRS. HANCHETT: Mr. Barnavelt! (DOG YAPPING) MRS. HANCHETT: Mr. Barnavelt! (DOG YAPPING)
77 00:04:50,080 00:04:51,752 Come, darling. Yes, good puppy. Come, darling. Yes, good puppy.
78 00:04:52,160 00:04:53,513 Mr. Barnavelt! Mr. Barnavelt!
79 00:04:53,600 00:04:56,956 Ah, Mrs. Hanchett. Marmalade. Ah, Mrs. Hanchett. Marmalade.
80 00:04:57,160 00:04:58,560 (MARMALADE GROWLING) Is that a robe? (MARMALADE GROWLING) Is that a robe?
81 00:04:58,680 00:04:59,795 It's a kimono. It's a kimono.
82 00:05:00,600 00:05:02,477 You've been playing your saxophone again. You've been playing your saxophone again.
83 00:05:02,560 00:05:04,755 Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies
84 00:05:04,840 00:05:06,273 of a free-form jazz odyssey. of a free-form jazz odyssey.
85 00:05:06,360 00:05:07,416 I don't care what you play. I don't care what you play.
86 00:05:07,440 00:05:09,317 You're playing at 3:00 in the morning. You're playing at 3:00 in the morning.
87 00:05:09,600 00:05:11,352 So, I'm begging you! Who's this? So, I'm begging you! Who's this?
88 00:05:11,800 00:05:15,349 Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew. He'll be living with me. Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew. He'll be living with me.
89 00:05:15,640 00:05:19,030 You're responsible for keeping a human child alive? You're responsible for keeping a human child alive?
90 00:05:19,400 00:05:20,400 That's right. That's right.
91 00:05:20,760 00:05:22,478 Good evening. This way, Lewis. Good evening. This way, Lewis.
92 00:05:24,400 00:05:26,595 I'll try to keep it down around 3:00 a.m. I'll try to keep it down around 3:00 a.m.
93 00:05:26,840 00:05:30,469 But, uh, them's my best jamming hours. But, uh, them's my best jamming hours.
94 00:05:32,720 00:05:33,914 (DOOR OPENS) (DOOR OPENS)
95 00:05:34,520 00:05:35,748 And, here we are. And, here we are.
96 00:05:35,840 00:05:37,239 (CLOCKS TICKING) (CLOCKS TICKING)
97 00:05:54,120 00:05:56,350 LEWIS: Wow, you've... LEWIS: Wow, you've...
98 00:05:58,040 00:05:59,234 That's a lot of clocks. That's a lot of clocks.
99 00:05:59,320 00:06:02,312 Well, what constitutes a lot is really a matter of personal taste. Well, what constitutes a lot is really a matter of personal taste.
100 00:06:02,400 00:06:04,197 For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks. For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks.
101 00:06:04,280 00:06:05,952 (RATTLING) (CLOCK CHIMING) (RATTLING) (CLOCK CHIMING)
102 00:06:07,000 00:06:09,150 Oh, sorry. There's a deranged cuckoo in there. Oh, sorry. There's a deranged cuckoo in there.
103 00:06:11,080 00:06:14,595 Your ratchet wheel's shot, and the click spring's not far behind. Your ratchet wheel's shot, and the click spring's not far behind.
104 00:06:16,760 00:06:20,116 Hello. You're Lewis, I presume? How was your trip? Hello. You're Lewis, I presume? How was your trip?
105 00:06:20,720 00:06:23,598 This old hag is my next-door neighbor, Mrs. Florence Zimmerman. This old hag is my next-door neighbor, Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
106 00:06:23,960 00:06:28,715 I'm relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's freakishly oversized head. I'm relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's freakishly oversized head.
107 00:06:28,800 00:06:31,598 Huh. Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip. Huh. Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip.
108 00:06:31,680 00:06:34,513 Oh, look. The giant head is angry. Oh, look. The giant head is angry.
109 00:06:34,840 00:06:37,798 My God, did that withered purple skeleton just speak? My God, did that withered purple skeleton just speak?
110 00:06:38,400 00:06:39,549 It's nice to meet you. It's nice to meet you.
111 00:06:40,080 00:06:41,638 Lewis, are you hungry? Yes, please. Lewis, are you hungry? Yes, please.
112 00:06:42,120 00:06:43,800 Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room. Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room.
113 00:06:43,880 00:06:45,656 For once in your life, could you make yourself useful For once in your life, could you make yourself useful
114 00:06:45,680 00:06:48,256 and whip up a batch of those chocolate chip cookies? (CLICKS TONGUE) and whip up a batch of those chocolate chip cookies? (CLICKS TONGUE)
115 00:06:48,280 00:06:49,759 And how would you like them, sir? And how would you like them, sir?
116 00:06:49,840 00:06:51,831 Stuffed down your throat, one by one? Stuffed down your throat, one by one?
117 00:06:51,920 00:06:53,911 Or crumbled up and shoved into your pants? Or crumbled up and shoved into your pants?
118 00:06:54,000 00:06:55,035 Ignore her, Lewis. Ignore her, Lewis.
119 00:06:55,120 00:06:58,271 She thinks she's smarter than me because she's got more college degrees. She thinks she's smarter than me because she's got more college degrees.
120 00:06:58,400 00:07:00,868 No, I think I'm smarter than you because I'm smarter than you. No, I think I'm smarter than you because I'm smarter than you.
121 00:07:00,960 00:07:02,154 (ORGAN PLAYS NOTE) (ORGAN PLAYS NOTE)
122 00:07:02,240 00:07:03,798 Shh! (ORGAN STOPS PLAYING) Shh! (ORGAN STOPS PLAYING)
123 00:07:03,880 00:07:05,120 LEWIS: But, Uncle Jonathan? Mmm. LEWIS: But, Uncle Jonathan? Mmm.
124 00:07:05,200 00:07:07,680 Don't I have to have dinner before I'm allowed to have cookies? Don't I have to have dinner before I'm allowed to have cookies?
125 00:07:08,120 00:07:10,881 Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner? They're far more delicious. Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner? They're far more delicious.
126 00:07:11,000 00:07:13,355 I know. It's just, we had these house rules. I know. It's just, we had these house rules.
127 00:07:13,560 00:07:14,675 Well, not in this house. Well, not in this house.
128 00:07:14,920 00:07:17,309 There's no bedtime, bath time or meal time. There's no bedtime, bath time or meal time.
129 00:07:17,880 00:07:20,155 You can eat cookies till you throw up for all I care. You can eat cookies till you throw up for all I care.
130 00:07:20,880 00:07:24,350 You'll see. Things are quite different here. You'll see. Things are quite different here.
131 00:07:49,600 00:07:50,600 All mine? All mine?
132 00:07:51,040 00:07:52,234 All yours. All yours.
133 00:07:54,040 00:07:56,952 Although, why this is yours I have no idea. Although, why this is yours I have no idea.
134 00:07:57,080 00:07:59,355 You know it's about the complete opposite of real magic. You know it's about the complete opposite of real magic.
135 00:07:59,440 00:08:00,555 Um... Um...
136 00:08:00,640 00:08:03,279 It's the last thing my parents gave to me before the... It's the last thing my parents gave to me before the...
137 00:08:03,360 00:08:04,634 (STIFLES SOB) (STIFLES SOB)
138 00:08:05,520 00:08:06,669 The car crash. The car crash.
139 00:08:06,760 00:08:08,193 (LEWIS CRYING QUIETLY) (LEWIS CRYING QUIETLY)
140 00:08:08,800 00:08:10,438 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
141 00:08:10,640 00:08:12,710 Uh, here, yeah, take that back. Uh, here, yeah, take that back.
142 00:08:13,680 00:08:17,878 Um, I have a tissue around here somewhere. Um, I have a tissue around here somewhere.
143 00:08:18,320 00:08:19,320 Ah. Ah.
144 00:08:19,400 00:08:20,992 (CONTINUES CRYING) (CONTINUES CRYING)
145 00:08:23,000 00:08:25,036 Here you go. No, hold on. Sorry. Here you go. No, hold on. Sorry.
146 00:08:25,800 00:08:27,756 I didn't mean to, to... I didn't mean to, to...
147 00:08:28,400 00:08:31,756 I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance. I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance.
148 00:08:31,920 00:08:33,035 Almost there. Almost there.
149 00:08:33,400 00:08:34,435 (GROANS) (GROANS)
150 00:08:35,280 00:08:37,748 Feel free to grab any color tissue, they're all the same. Feel free to grab any color tissue, they're all the same.
151 00:08:38,600 00:08:41,876 FLORENCE: Hey, gorilla groin, are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire? FLORENCE: Hey, gorilla groin, are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire?
152 00:08:42,000 00:08:44,036 Hold your horses, you scarecrow! Hold your horses, you scarecrow!
153 00:08:44,120 00:08:46,190 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) Right? (CHAIR SQUEAKS) Right?
154 00:08:52,000 00:08:55,072 Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces. Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces.
155 00:08:55,160 00:08:56,309 (JONATHAN CHUCKLES) (JONATHAN CHUCKLES)
156 00:08:56,840 00:08:58,159 (JONATHAN INHALES SHARPLY) (JONATHAN INHALES SHARPLY)
157 00:08:59,080 00:09:00,718 Sore loser, frumpy. Sore loser, frumpy.
158 00:09:01,840 00:09:02,875 (EXHALES) (EXHALES)
159 00:09:04,880 00:09:05,995 Well, beat that. Well, beat that.
160 00:09:06,080 00:09:07,115 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
161 00:09:13,080 00:09:16,550 (GROANS) He wins. Again. (GROANS) He wins. Again.
162 00:09:16,760 00:09:18,830 You're hustling me. You've played before. You're hustling me. You've played before.
163 00:09:19,520 00:09:21,954 I haven't. I swear. I haven't. I swear.
164 00:09:23,200 00:09:24,599 Beginner's luck, I guess? Beginner's luck, I guess?
165 00:09:25,080 00:09:27,958 Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa. You want some? Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa. You want some?
166 00:09:28,040 00:09:29,109 Yes, please. Florence? Yes, please. Florence?
167 00:09:29,200 00:09:30,394 Delighted. Get your own. Delighted. Get your own.
168 00:09:30,480 00:09:31,480 Choke and die. Choke and die.
169 00:09:33,520 00:09:35,456 So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan? So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan?
170 00:09:35,480 00:09:38,438 Oh, we've been friends forever. Ever since I came here. Oh, we've been friends forever. Ever since I came here.
171 00:09:38,520 00:09:40,476 Ran here, actually. Ran here, actually.
172 00:09:41,600 00:09:43,795 From Paris. After the war. From Paris. After the war.
173 00:09:48,160 00:09:51,436 And, no. To answer that look you're giving me, And, no. To answer that look you're giving me,
174 00:09:51,520 00:09:53,954 your uncle and I aren't anything kissy faced. (CHUCKLES) your uncle and I aren't anything kissy faced. (CHUCKLES)
175 00:09:54,320 00:09:55,514 JONATHAN: Gross! Ugh! JONATHAN: Gross! Ugh!
176 00:09:55,720 00:09:56,755 The word's "platonic." The word's "platonic."
177 00:09:57,240 00:09:58,355 That's right. That's right.
178 00:10:00,400 00:10:04,313 Look, your uncle drives me nuts. And he doesn't always smell so terrific, Look, your uncle drives me nuts. And he doesn't always smell so terrific,
179 00:10:04,400 00:10:08,552 but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes than I care to mention. but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes than I care to mention.
180 00:10:10,000 00:10:13,515 You know, I've found that all one really needs in this world You know, I've found that all one really needs in this world
181 00:10:13,600 00:10:15,431 is one good friend. is one good friend.
182 00:10:17,040 00:10:18,712 Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots. Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots.
183 00:10:19,680 00:10:21,636 Yeah. Tons. Yeah. Tons.
184 00:10:22,320 00:10:24,629 All my friends are really great. All my friends are really great.
185 00:10:25,000 00:10:26,069 Hmm. Hmm.
186 00:10:31,160 00:10:33,196 (SOFTLY) Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad. (SOFTLY) Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
187 00:10:34,680 00:10:37,877 I really miss you guys. Love you. I really miss you guys. Love you.
188 00:10:38,280 00:10:39,280 (KISSES) (KISSES)
189 00:10:52,760 00:10:54,478 (METALLIC CREAKING, CLANGS) (METALLIC CREAKING, CLANGS)
190 00:10:54,560 00:10:55,629 (GASPS) (GASPS)
191 00:11:03,440 00:11:04,998 (DISTORTED NOISES) (DISTORTED NOISES)
192 00:11:11,480 00:11:13,277 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
193 00:11:13,400 00:11:15,231 (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
194 00:11:17,920 00:11:19,751 (BREATHES DEEPLY) (BREATHES DEEPLY)
195 00:11:43,280 00:11:45,111 (METALLIC CREAKING) (METALLIC CREAKING)
196 00:11:46,600 00:11:48,238 (CLOCK CACKLING) (GASPING) (CLOCK CACKLING) (GASPING)
197 00:11:49,360 00:11:50,360 (DOOR CLOSES) (DOOR CLOSES)
198 00:11:52,960 00:11:54,393 (PANTING) (PANTING)
199 00:12:08,280 00:12:10,350 (CLOCKS TICKING) (MECHANICAL RATTLING) (CLOCKS TICKING) (MECHANICAL RATTLING)
200 00:12:14,800 00:12:16,358 Uh, Uncle Jonathan? Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
201 00:12:19,560 00:12:20,816 FLORENCE: (SOFTLY) You've got to go into the wall. FLORENCE: (SOFTLY) You've got to go into the wall.
202 00:12:20,840 00:12:21,896 JONATHAN: (WHISPERS) What do you mean I have to... JONATHAN: (WHISPERS) What do you mean I have to...
203 00:12:21,920 00:12:22,976 FLORENCE: Will you... I am going in the wall! FLORENCE: Will you... I am going in the wall!
204 00:12:23,000 00:12:24,256 You did not go into the wall yesterday. Yes, I did. You did not go into the wall yesterday. Yes, I did.
205 00:12:24,280 00:12:25,336 FLORENCE: I saw you. You did not go... You... FLORENCE: I saw you. You did not go... You...
206 00:12:25,360 00:12:26,395 Hello? (GASPS) Hello? (GASPS)
207 00:12:26,480 00:12:27,754 Lewis! Didn't see you there. Lewis! Didn't see you there.
208 00:12:28,200 00:12:30,316 Big day. First day of school. How'd you sleep? Big day. First day of school. How'd you sleep?
209 00:12:30,400 00:12:31,435 I... I...
210 00:12:31,560 00:12:33,118 Fine. How did you sleep? Fine. How did you sleep?
211 00:12:33,200 00:12:35,395 Peachy. Like a baby. Like a big peachy baby. Peachy. Like a baby. Like a big peachy baby.
212 00:12:35,480 00:12:36,959 Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead. Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead.
213 00:12:37,400 00:12:38,799 (LOCK CLICKS) (LOCK CLICKS)
214 00:12:39,200 00:12:41,200 JONATHAN: I played it perfect, he suspects nothing. JONATHAN: I played it perfect, he suspects nothing.
215 00:12:42,560 00:12:45,393 MAN: (ON RADIO) Forty-third, New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off... MAN: (ON RADIO) Forty-third, New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
216 00:12:59,320 00:13:01,436 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) STUDENT: Hold the door! (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) STUDENT: Hold the door!
217 00:13:07,880 00:13:09,393 Clark, let's make a decision. Clark, let's make a decision.
218 00:13:15,960 00:13:18,110 (SIGHS) Herman. (SIGHS) Herman.
219 00:13:18,200 00:13:19,235 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
220 00:13:23,160 00:13:24,912 (THUDDING) (CRUTCHES CREAKING) (THUDDING) (CRUTCHES CREAKING)
221 00:13:33,760 00:13:34,760 Good hustle, Herman. Good hustle, Herman.
222 00:13:35,200 00:13:36,349 HERMAN: Thanks, Coach. HERMAN: Thanks, Coach.
223 00:13:40,560 00:13:41,675 Woody. Woody.
224 00:13:42,040 00:13:43,109 We're even teams now. We're even teams now.
225 00:13:44,080 00:13:45,115 Let's play ball. Let's play ball.
226 00:13:45,280 00:13:46,838 Maybe next time, ankle-biter. Maybe next time, ankle-biter.
227 00:13:47,360 00:13:48,360 Coach. Coach.
228 00:13:48,800 00:13:50,776 Come on, just pick him. (WHISPERS) No, just pick him. Come on, just pick him. (WHISPERS) No, just pick him.
229 00:13:50,800 00:13:51,800 WOODY: (WHISPERS) No. WOODY: (WHISPERS) No.
230 00:13:52,120 00:13:53,189 Come on. Come on.
231 00:13:54,520 00:13:57,353 Fine. All right. You're with us. You can play, right? Fine. All right. You're with us. You can play, right?
232 00:14:00,520 00:14:01,520 Sure. Sure.
233 00:14:04,400 00:14:05,628 I'm open! I'm... I'm open! I'm...
234 00:14:06,080 00:14:08,496 COACH: Goggles, get up! Come on, guys! Down the court! Down the court! COACH: Goggles, get up! Come on, guys! Down the court! Down the court!
235 00:14:08,520 00:14:09,840 You all right? COACH: Bring it on! You all right? COACH: Bring it on!
236 00:14:10,920 00:14:11,955 You good? You good?
237 00:14:12,080 00:14:14,256 COACH: All right, open your space up. Come on, guys, open the space! COACH: All right, open your space up. Come on, guys, open the space!
238 00:14:14,280 00:14:16,191 Now, again. Let's go, let's go, let's go! Now, again. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
239 00:14:16,280 00:14:17,640 BOY: Pass the ball! (WHISTLE BLOWS) BOY: Pass the ball! (WHISTLE BLOWS)
240 00:14:17,800 00:14:19,518 COACH: Goggles, what's going on? COACH: Goggles, what's going on?
241 00:14:20,080 00:14:22,056 Come on, let's go. Defense! Look alive. Look alive, guys. Come on, let's go. Defense! Look alive. Look alive, guys.
242 00:14:22,080 00:14:23,559 Goggles, make the shot! Come on! Goggles, make the shot! Come on!
243 00:14:23,640 00:14:24,959 Make the shot! BOY: Goggles! Make the shot! BOY: Goggles!
244 00:14:25,440 00:14:27,237 Not at me! The basket! Not at me! The basket!
245 00:14:27,320 00:14:28,376 You gotta pass the ball, Goggles! You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
246 00:14:28,400 00:14:29,879 Goggles, Goggles, I'm open! (GROANS) Goggles, Goggles, I'm open! (GROANS)
247 00:14:29,960 00:14:31,029 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
248 00:14:31,120 00:14:33,480 COACH: Come on, give it back to Owen! Give it back to Lewis! COACH: Come on, give it back to Owen! Give it back to Lewis!
249 00:14:33,640 00:14:35,835 Hey, guard your guys, guard your guys! Let's go! Hey, guard your guys, guard your guys! Let's go!
250 00:14:35,920 00:14:37,956 Shoot! Shoot! BOY: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! BOY: Shoot! Shoot!
251 00:14:39,680 00:14:41,671 (BOYS CHEERING) (BOYS CHEERING)
252 00:14:41,760 00:14:43,671 Nice shot, Speedy. Thanks, Coach. Nice shot, Speedy. Thanks, Coach.
253 00:14:43,760 00:14:45,256 (BELL RINGING) WOMAN: (ON PA) Attention, students. (BELL RINGING) WOMAN: (ON PA) Attention, students.
254 00:14:45,280 00:14:48,750 The honor class club is meeting in the library today, after school. The honor class club is meeting in the library today, after school.
255 00:14:48,880 00:14:51,348 There he is. Star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers. There he is. Star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers.
256 00:14:51,440 00:14:53,351 How you doin', buddy? I'm good. How you doin', buddy? I'm good.
257 00:14:53,440 00:14:56,201 A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains. A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains.
258 00:14:56,240 00:14:57,816 Thank you. Hey! A vote for Tarby Corrigan Thank you. Hey! A vote for Tarby Corrigan
259 00:14:57,840 00:14:59,560 is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains! is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains!
260 00:14:59,680 00:15:02,274 Please. How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains? Please. How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains?
261 00:15:14,960 00:15:16,029 Whoa. Whoa.
262 00:15:17,200 00:15:18,480 (SIGHS) STUDENT: Come on! Hit it! (SIGHS) STUDENT: Come on! Hit it!
263 00:15:18,520 00:15:20,909 Don't just stand there. Can you pitch? Don't just stand there. Can you pitch?
264 00:15:21,480 00:15:24,119 Uh, no, not very well. Uh, no, not very well.
265 00:15:25,480 00:15:27,948 I'll take what I can get. Come toss me one. I'll take what I can get. Come toss me one.
266 00:15:29,680 00:15:30,829 Come on. Come on.
267 00:15:39,720 00:15:42,314 What are you doing here? Where are all your friends? What are you doing here? Where are all your friends?
268 00:15:42,680 00:15:43,954 Football practice. Football practice.
269 00:15:44,400 00:15:46,391 Can't play. Can't do anything. Can't play. Can't do anything.
270 00:15:47,600 00:15:49,158 My butt is just warming the bench. My butt is just warming the bench.
271 00:15:52,040 00:15:55,157 So, you're new in town. Where do you live? So, you're new in town. Where do you live?
272 00:15:55,760 00:15:58,194 Kind of this big, old place on the end of High Street. Kind of this big, old place on the end of High Street.
273 00:15:59,760 00:16:00,875 Wait. Wait.
274 00:16:01,680 00:16:02,999 You live in the slaughter house? You live in the slaughter house?
275 00:16:03,880 00:16:05,518 I'm sorry. The what? I'm sorry. The what?
276 00:16:05,880 00:16:08,110 Some old guy died there. Now it's haunted. Some old guy died there. Now it's haunted.
277 00:16:08,440 00:16:09,759 Well, everyone says so. Well, everyone says so.
278 00:16:10,160 00:16:11,320 Have you seen anything creepy? Have you seen anything creepy?
279 00:16:11,560 00:16:12,993 No. Well... No. Well...
280 00:16:14,000 00:16:16,480 Last night I thought I heard something, but it wasn't anything. Last night I thought I heard something, but it wasn't anything.
281 00:16:16,520 00:16:18,511 It was just my uncle. What was he doing? It was just my uncle. What was he doing?
282 00:16:18,600 00:16:20,591 I don't know, just sort of wandering around. I don't know, just sort of wandering around.
283 00:16:21,120 00:16:22,633 I think he was looking for something. I think he was looking for something.
284 00:16:23,160 00:16:24,593 Maybe he was looking for an ax? Maybe he was looking for an ax?
285 00:16:24,800 00:16:25,869 It's his house. It's his house.
286 00:16:26,640 00:16:28,312 Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is? Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is?
287 00:16:28,560 00:16:31,028 Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder. Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder.
288 00:16:31,240 00:16:32,639 (BREATHES HEAVILY) (BREATHES HEAVILY)
289 00:16:33,440 00:16:35,510 Look, I'm just trying to help us both out. Look, I'm just trying to help us both out.
290 00:16:36,400 00:16:38,160 You can't vote for me if you don't have arms. You can't vote for me if you don't have arms.
291 00:16:39,920 00:16:40,920 Come on. Come on.
292 00:16:46,960 00:16:48,393 (RAT SQUEAKING) (RAT SQUEAKING)
293 00:16:54,640 00:16:55,675 LEWIS' MOM: Lewis. LEWIS' MOM: Lewis.
294 00:16:57,720 00:16:58,720 Lewis? Lewis?
295 00:17:03,040 00:17:04,109 Lewis. Lewis.
296 00:17:04,680 00:17:05,795 Sweetheart. Sweetheart.
297 00:17:06,560 00:17:10,872 (SIGHS) Hey, kiddo. I missed you so much. (SIGHS) Hey, kiddo. I missed you so much.
298 00:17:13,160 00:17:15,674 I miss you too, Mom. A lot. I miss you too, Mom. A lot.
299 00:17:16,560 00:17:21,190 Your dad and I, we'd give anything to be with you again. Your dad and I, we'd give anything to be with you again.
300 00:17:21,480 00:17:22,674 You know that, right? You know that, right?
301 00:17:23,800 00:17:26,917 (SIGHS) So? How are you making out? (SIGHS) So? How are you making out?
302 00:17:28,000 00:17:29,558 How do you like Uncle Jonathan? How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
303 00:17:30,280 00:17:32,350 He seems nice. Just... He seems nice. Just...
304 00:17:34,320 00:17:35,355 What? What?
305 00:17:35,840 00:17:38,752 Hey! It's okay. You can tell me. Hey! It's okay. You can tell me.
306 00:17:40,400 00:17:43,995 This house is scary, and old, and scary. And there's all these clocks. This house is scary, and old, and scary. And there's all these clocks.
307 00:17:44,080 00:17:46,469 And I see weird stuff out of the corner of my eye and... And I see weird stuff out of the corner of my eye and...
308 00:17:47,320 00:17:48,548 I feel like... I feel like...
309 00:17:48,640 00:17:51,313 I almost feel like that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something. I almost feel like that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something.
310 00:17:52,240 00:17:53,559 That's because he is. That's because he is.
311 00:17:54,840 00:17:55,989 Hiding something. Hiding something.
312 00:17:57,800 00:17:58,915 From you. From you.
313 00:17:59,960 00:18:01,393 I'm sorry, sweetheart, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
314 00:18:02,120 00:18:03,120 but you're in danger. but you're in danger.
315 00:18:03,600 00:18:05,238 Danger? (STAMMERS) Danger? (STAMMERS)
316 00:18:05,640 00:18:07,119 What danger? What do you mean? What danger? What do you mean?
317 00:18:07,280 00:18:09,077 (WHISPERS) You're gonna have to be brave. (WHISPERS) You're gonna have to be brave.
318 00:18:09,160 00:18:12,232 But I... Mom, this is me. I'm not brave. But I... Mom, this is me. I'm not brave.
319 00:18:12,360 00:18:13,634 (SHUSHING) (SHUSHING)
320 00:18:15,560 00:18:16,629 (KISSES) (KISSES)
321 00:18:18,480 00:18:22,473 First you get the book, then you get the key. First you get the book, then you get the key.
322 00:18:23,280 00:18:26,636 Book? Key? What are you talking about? Book? Key? What are you talking about?
323 00:18:28,600 00:18:30,591 (CLOCK TICKING) (CLOCK TICKING)
324 00:18:31,720 00:18:33,199 Do you hear the ticking? Do you hear the ticking?
325 00:18:33,720 00:18:35,153 (GASPING) (GASPING)
326 00:18:36,120 00:18:37,792 (CLOCK TICKING) (CLOCK TICKING)
327 00:19:00,280 00:19:03,431 (DOOR SHUTS) (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) (DOOR SHUTS) (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
328 00:19:04,320 00:19:05,912 (BREATHING SHAKILY) (BREATHING SHAKILY)
329 00:19:06,040 00:19:07,109 (WHISPERS) Brave. (WHISPERS) Brave.
330 00:19:08,520 00:19:10,988 Brave. Brave. Brave. Brave.
331 00:19:39,240 00:19:40,639 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
332 00:19:42,080 00:19:43,832 (FAINT SCREAMING) (FAINT SCREAMING)
333 00:19:48,920 00:19:50,433 (FAINT HOWLING) (FAINT HOWLING)
334 00:20:23,600 00:20:25,431 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
335 00:20:33,480 00:20:36,074 JONATHAN: Come out, come out, wherever you are. JONATHAN: Come out, come out, wherever you are.
336 00:20:38,360 00:20:40,476 You can't hide forever. You can't hide forever.
337 00:20:41,200 00:20:43,031 (JONATHAN GRUNTING) (CRASHING) (JONATHAN GRUNTING) (CRASHING)
338 00:20:49,640 00:20:51,198 (CONTINUES GRUNTING) (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
339 00:20:54,360 00:20:55,554 (GASPING) (GASPING)
340 00:21:02,200 00:21:04,350 LEWIS: (SCREAMS) Help! (PANTING) LEWIS: (SCREAMS) Help! (PANTING)
341 00:21:13,560 00:21:15,676 (SCRATCHING) (SCRATCHING)
342 00:21:19,200 00:21:20,200 (GASPS) (GASPS)
343 00:21:23,640 00:21:24,959 (GASPING) (GASPING)
344 00:21:28,920 00:21:30,273 (GASPING HEAVILY) (GASPING HEAVILY)
345 00:21:36,760 00:21:38,830 (PANTING) (PANTING)
346 00:21:38,920 00:21:40,797 (CLOCKS CUCKOOING) (CLOCKS CUCKOOING)
347 00:21:40,880 00:21:42,950 (ORGAN PLAYING FOREBODING TUNE) (ORGAN PLAYING FOREBODING TUNE)
348 00:21:49,880 00:21:51,472 (CHAIR WHIMPERING) (CHAIR WHIMPERING)
349 00:21:58,840 00:22:00,193 (DOORKNOB RATTLES) (DOORKNOB RATTLES)
350 00:22:00,440 00:22:03,079 Help! Let me out! Help! Please! Help! Let me out! Help! Please!
351 00:22:03,160 00:22:04,798 Help me! Let me out! Help me! Let me out!
352 00:22:04,880 00:22:05,949 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
353 00:22:06,040 00:22:07,758 It's me. (SCREAMS) It's me. (SCREAMS)
354 00:22:07,840 00:22:09,956 (CHAIR SQUEAKING) Down boy! I said, down. (CHAIR SQUEAKING) Down boy! I said, down.
355 00:22:10,040 00:22:12,076 Go. Go on. Go to your room. Go on. Get. Go. Go on. Go to your room. Go on. Get.
356 00:22:12,160 00:22:13,718 (DOOR CLOSES) (SIGHS) (DOOR CLOSES) (SIGHS)
357 00:22:15,200 00:22:16,792 I'm sorry you had to see that. I'm sorry you had to see that.
358 00:22:16,880 00:22:19,314 No. No. No. Houses don't attack you. No. No. No. Houses don't attack you.
359 00:22:19,440 00:22:21,176 And if they do attack, you're definitely not supposed to say, And if they do attack, you're definitely not supposed to say,
360 00:22:21,200 00:22:22,280 "Sorry you had to see that." "Sorry you had to see that."
361 00:22:23,160 00:22:25,390 Is this place haunted? Are you gonna ax murder me? Is this place haunted? Are you gonna ax murder me?
362 00:22:25,480 00:22:26,480 What? No. What? No.
363 00:22:26,560 00:22:27,976 You're gonna ax murder me, aren't you? You're gonna ax murder me, aren't you?
364 00:22:28,000 00:22:29,440 (LAUGHS) I'm not gonna ax murder you. (LAUGHS) I'm not gonna ax murder you.
365 00:22:29,520 00:22:30,714 Then what is going on? Then what is going on?
366 00:22:31,320 00:22:34,630 (SIGHS) Well, one thing's for sure. The house likes you. (SIGHS) Well, one thing's for sure. The house likes you.
367 00:22:34,920 00:22:37,115 Houses don't like anything. They're houses. Houses don't like anything. They're houses.
368 00:22:38,960 00:22:40,791 (ORGAN PLAYS NOTE) (METAL SQUEAKING) (ORGAN PLAYS NOTE) (METAL SQUEAKING)
369 00:22:40,920 00:22:41,920 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
370 00:23:18,880 00:23:20,677 Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis? Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?
371 00:23:20,760 00:23:22,432 LEWIS: It's... LEWIS: It's...
372 00:23:22,800 00:23:23,800 A boy witch. A boy witch.
373 00:23:25,000 00:23:26,069 Well... (CHUCKLES) Well... (CHUCKLES)
374 00:23:27,000 00:23:29,514 I think they're a little more than boy witches. I think they're a little more than boy witches.
375 00:23:30,080 00:23:34,710 "Warlock. Noun. A man who practices magic." "Warlock. Noun. A man who practices magic."
376 00:23:35,960 00:23:36,960 A boy witch. A boy witch.
377 00:23:41,000 00:23:42,672 Are you saying that... Are you saying that...
378 00:23:42,760 00:23:44,113 You're a warlock? You're a warlock?
379 00:23:44,600 00:23:45,749 Would it scare you if I was? Would it scare you if I was?
380 00:23:49,800 00:23:53,031 Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one? Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one?
381 00:23:53,160 00:23:55,754 Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad." Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad."
382 00:23:56,200 00:23:59,033 I'm nice, but not that good. I'm nice, but not that good.
383 00:23:59,880 00:24:01,359 Just a parlor magician, really. Just a parlor magician, really.
384 00:24:01,440 00:24:03,078 But, uh, Mrs. Zimmerman... But, uh, Mrs. Zimmerman...
385 00:24:03,160 00:24:06,755 Now, she's nice and good. Damn good. Now, she's nice and good. Damn good.
386 00:24:07,480 00:24:10,517 Got a doctor of magic quorum degree from the University of Göttingen. Got a doctor of magic quorum degree from the University of Göttingen.
387 00:24:11,440 00:24:13,480 LEWIS: Why are you always wandering around at night? LEWIS: Why are you always wandering around at night?
388 00:24:14,120 00:24:15,633 What's that ticking in the walls? What's that ticking in the walls?
389 00:24:15,720 00:24:16,755 You've heard that? You've heard that?
390 00:24:18,360 00:24:19,873 (INHALES DEEPLY) (INHALES DEEPLY)
391 00:24:19,960 00:24:22,315 This house used to be owned by another warlock. This house used to be owned by another warlock.
392 00:24:23,480 00:24:26,119 Isaac Izard and his wife, Selena. Isaac Izard and his wife, Selena.
393 00:24:27,200 00:24:29,350 He, uh... He, uh...
394 00:24:29,440 00:24:30,555 Passed away. Passed away.
395 00:24:31,000 00:24:33,355 And left a magic clock in the walls. And left a magic clock in the walls.
396 00:24:33,600 00:24:34,635 Why? Why?
397 00:24:34,720 00:24:36,119 Because he's a terrible... Because he's a terrible...
398 00:24:38,440 00:24:39,714 Joker. Joker.
399 00:24:40,120 00:24:41,189 Practical joker. Practical joker.
400 00:24:41,920 00:24:43,831 Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts. Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts.
401 00:24:44,640 00:24:46,456 I try to drown it out with all those other clocks, I try to drown it out with all those other clocks,
402 00:24:46,480 00:24:47,520 but it doesn't really work. but it doesn't really work.
403 00:24:48,480 00:24:53,759 So, at night I go around the house and search for the damn thing. So, at night I go around the house and search for the damn thing.
404 00:24:54,120 00:24:55,314 With an ax? With an ax?
405 00:24:58,040 00:25:00,315 Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that. Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that.
406 00:25:06,040 00:25:08,076 Do you have to be born a boy wi... Do you have to be born a boy wi...
407 00:25:08,280 00:25:09,315 A warlock? A warlock?
408 00:25:09,400 00:25:13,029 No. Anyone can learn. They study. Practice hard enough. No. Anyone can learn. They study. Practice hard enough.
409 00:25:13,400 00:25:14,674 Can I learn? No. Can I learn? No.
410 00:25:14,760 00:25:15,829 But you just said anyone. But you just said anyone.
411 00:25:15,920 00:25:18,480 Grown-up anyone. There's charts, and hieroglyphs, Grown-up anyone. There's charts, and hieroglyphs,
412 00:25:18,560 00:25:20,437 and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor. and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor.
413 00:25:20,520 00:25:22,200 And I don't have time to teach a... Please? And I don't have time to teach a... Please?
414 00:25:22,320 00:25:24,038 Please. Please teach me. Please. Please teach me.
415 00:25:24,120 00:25:26,953 Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
416 00:25:27,040 00:25:29,110 Okay! Have it your way. Okay! Have it your way.
417 00:25:31,000 00:25:32,831 (JONATHAN SIGHS, BURBLES) (JONATHAN SIGHS, BURBLES)
418 00:25:34,920 00:25:35,989 Oh. Oh.
419 00:25:37,200 00:25:38,200 (BLOWS) (BLOWS)
420 00:25:38,840 00:25:40,068 (JONATHAN CHUCKLES) (JONATHAN CHUCKLES)
421 00:25:41,840 00:25:42,955 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
422 00:25:47,280 00:25:48,998 Let me know when you've read all those. Let me know when you've read all those.
423 00:25:50,200 00:25:51,633 Just for a start. Just for a start.
424 00:26:05,520 00:26:07,431 Jack-o'-lanterns. They scare away evil. Jack-o'-lanterns. They scare away evil.
425 00:26:07,560 00:26:10,597 And iron does too. Well, it repels evil, like bug spray. And iron does too. Well, it repels evil, like bug spray.
426 00:26:11,000 00:26:12,336 And that is why we have iron horseshoes. And that is why we have iron horseshoes.
427 00:26:12,360 00:26:14,396 And that's why cemetery gates are made of iron. And that's why cemetery gates are made of iron.
428 00:26:14,480 00:26:16,357 JONATHAN: Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. JONATHAN: Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
429 00:26:16,480 00:26:19,199 (GROWLS) And how does one become a full-fledged warlock? (GROWLS) And how does one become a full-fledged warlock?
430 00:26:19,440 00:26:22,273 You have to defeat an evil spirit by using your own magic. You have to defeat an evil spirit by using your own magic.
431 00:26:23,360 00:26:25,112 That is absolutely right. That is absolutely right.
432 00:26:25,520 00:26:26,635 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
433 00:26:28,120 00:26:29,633 (SNIFFING) (SNIFFING)
434 00:26:29,880 00:26:31,632 What smells of rancid sulfur? What smells of rancid sulfur?
435 00:26:33,320 00:26:34,355 (CREATURE FARTS) (CREATURE FARTS)
436 00:26:34,960 00:26:36,075 Bad kitty! Bad kitty!
437 00:26:36,160 00:26:37,798 (CREATURE GROWLS) (CREATURE GROWLS)
438 00:26:38,880 00:26:40,736 Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day? Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day?
439 00:26:40,760 00:26:44,435 Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time. You're perfectly safe. Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time. You're perfectly safe.
440 00:26:44,760 00:26:45,875 (BOTH GASP) (BOTH GASP)
441 00:26:46,320 00:26:47,469 (CREATURE GROWLS) (CREATURE GROWLS)
442 00:26:47,720 00:26:48,720 That's safe? That's safe?
443 00:26:49,760 00:26:51,239 (CREATURE SCREECHES) (CREATURE SCREECHES)
444 00:26:52,560 00:26:54,357 As long as it's fed. (CREATURE BURPS) As long as it's fed. (CREATURE BURPS)
445 00:26:54,440 00:26:58,035 Used to be Florence's pet garter snake, William Snakespeare. Used to be Florence's pet garter snake, William Snakespeare.
446 00:26:58,760 00:27:01,035 She tried to turn it purple, the spell backfired. She tried to turn it purple, the spell backfired.
447 00:27:01,120 00:27:04,476 And, between you and me, most of her spells backfire these days. And, between you and me, most of her spells backfire these days.
448 00:27:04,600 00:27:05,600 LEWIS: Why? LEWIS: Why?
449 00:27:05,680 00:27:07,840 JONATHAN: Ah, you'll have to ask her that one yourself. JONATHAN: Ah, you'll have to ask her that one yourself.
450 00:27:08,320 00:27:09,639 What's all that? What's all that?
451 00:27:10,360 00:27:13,909 Charms, hexes, wards, spells. Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
452 00:27:14,320 00:27:17,392 Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet, much less open it. Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet, much less open it.
453 00:27:18,760 00:27:19,795 What's in it? What's in it?
454 00:27:22,160 00:27:23,912 You know how I said there were no rules? You know how I said there were no rules?
455 00:27:24,840 00:27:26,717 Actually, there's one rule. Actually, there's one rule.
456 00:27:26,960 00:27:29,349 Don't open that cabinet. Ever. Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
457 00:27:30,360 00:27:32,715 Or I'll toss you out on your ear, you understand? Or I'll toss you out on your ear, you understand?
458 00:27:34,280 00:27:35,280 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
459 00:27:35,360 00:27:37,376 This is pretty much the only thing I'm serious about, This is pretty much the only thing I'm serious about,
460 00:27:37,400 00:27:39,231 so I need to hear you say it. so I need to hear you say it.
461 00:27:40,400 00:27:41,549 I understand. I understand.
462 00:28:01,600 00:28:02,669 JONATHAN: Isaac! JONATHAN: Isaac!
463 00:28:02,760 00:28:03,795 FLORENCE: Isaac! FLORENCE: Isaac!
464 00:28:03,880 00:28:04,949 JONATHAN: Isaac! JONATHAN: Isaac!
465 00:28:05,040 00:28:06,268 Isaac, don't do this! Isaac, don't do this!
466 00:28:11,960 00:28:14,679 JONATHAN: Please! Isaac! (CHANTS INDISTINCTLY) JONATHAN: Please! Isaac! (CHANTS INDISTINCTLY)
467 00:28:19,000 00:28:20,638 Isaac! Please! Isaac! Please!
468 00:28:20,760 00:28:21,795 (BOTH GROAN) (BOTH GROAN)
469 00:28:28,800 00:28:29,869 Isaac. Isaac.
470 00:28:35,280 00:28:36,280 (GASPS) (GASPS)
471 00:28:37,920 00:28:39,114 ISAAC: It's the beginning... ISAAC: It's the beginning...
472 00:28:39,600 00:28:40,669 And the end. And the end.
473 00:28:42,760 00:28:43,875 The alpha... The alpha...
474 00:28:43,960 00:28:45,313 And the omega. And the omega.
475 00:28:47,960 00:28:49,518 Do you hear the ticking? Do you hear the ticking?
476 00:28:49,600 00:28:50,749 (CLOCK TICKING) (CLOCK TICKING)
477 00:28:51,200 00:28:52,315 (EXHALES) (EXHALES)
478 00:28:55,280 00:28:57,840 FLORENCE: Well, I have scoured the crawl space. FLORENCE: Well, I have scoured the crawl space.
479 00:28:58,240 00:29:01,232 I found a dead mouse, but no clock. I found a dead mouse, but no clock.
480 00:29:04,520 00:29:07,671 You think reading that for the millionth time will turn up something new? You think reading that for the millionth time will turn up something new?
481 00:29:07,880 00:29:09,108 No, not really. No, not really.
482 00:29:09,600 00:29:12,160 So, you've told Lewis everything? So, you've told Lewis everything?
483 00:29:13,320 00:29:14,548 Well, not everything. Well, not everything.
484 00:29:15,160 00:29:16,388 I think you should. I think you should.
485 00:29:17,880 00:29:20,394 Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous. Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous.
486 00:29:20,840 00:29:22,034 If Lewis knew the truth... If Lewis knew the truth...
487 00:29:22,120 00:29:24,536 Well, we don't know the truth. We don't know where the clock is, Well, we don't know the truth. We don't know where the clock is,
488 00:29:24,560 00:29:26,630 or what it does, except something horrible. or what it does, except something horrible.
489 00:29:27,560 00:29:29,437 No, we gotta do the responsible thing. No, we gotta do the responsible thing.
490 00:29:30,200 00:29:31,200 Lie to the kid. Lie to the kid.
491 00:29:34,640 00:29:35,640 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
492 00:29:35,720 00:29:37,392 I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you did that.
493 00:29:37,480 00:29:38,879 (GIRLS GIGGLING) (GIRLS GIGGLING)
494 00:29:44,480 00:29:46,755 (BELL RINGS) (CHUCKLES QUIETLY) (BELL RINGS) (CHUCKLES QUIETLY)
495 00:29:49,280 00:29:50,793 Hey, Lewis. Hmm? Hey, Lewis. Hmm?
496 00:29:50,880 00:29:52,836 Why do you wear those goggles? Why do you wear those goggles?
497 00:29:53,200 00:29:55,236 Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these. Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these.
498 00:29:55,600 00:29:58,068 You ever seen his show? He's indomitable. You ever seen his show? He's indomitable.
499 00:29:58,960 00:30:00,029 He's what? He's what?
500 00:30:00,280 00:30:03,670 Indomitable. Adjective. Impossible to defeat. Indomitable. Adjective. Impossible to defeat.
501 00:30:04,160 00:30:07,516 That's what they call him. The indomitable Captain Midnight. That's what they call him. The indomitable Captain Midnight.
502 00:30:09,040 00:30:12,589 I just think it might be easier for you, if you lost the goggles. I just think it might be easier for you, if you lost the goggles.
503 00:30:13,320 00:30:16,551 Acted a little more, you know, Acted a little more, you know,
504 00:30:17,400 00:30:18,515 normal. normal.
505 00:30:19,880 00:30:21,029 Oh. Oh.
506 00:30:21,840 00:30:22,875 You think? You think?
507 00:30:23,960 00:30:25,240 I'm just telling you as a friend. I'm just telling you as a friend.
508 00:30:28,440 00:30:31,910 Right. Friends. We're friends. Right. Friends. We're friends.
509 00:30:32,200 00:30:34,136 (MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) GIRL 1: That'd be swell. (MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO) GIRL 1: That'd be swell.
510 00:30:34,160 00:30:35,160 Lewis! Lewis!
511 00:30:35,240 00:30:37,096 GIRL 1: We could play jacks. GIRL 2: I love jacks, yeah. GIRL 1: We could play jacks. GIRL 2: I love jacks, yeah.
512 00:30:37,120 00:30:38,314 Lewis! (CAR HORN BEEPING) Lewis! (CAR HORN BEEPING)
513 00:30:38,920 00:30:42,151 (SIGHS) Can't you see me? Over here, right here! (SIGHS) Can't you see me? Over here, right here!
514 00:30:42,720 00:30:45,518 Lewis! It's your uncle, Johnny! Lewis! It's your uncle, Johnny!
515 00:30:45,600 00:30:46,749 I should go. I should go.
516 00:30:47,080 00:30:48,354 Probably. Probably.
517 00:30:49,360 00:30:52,432 Come on, let's go! Get in. Where's your goggles? Come on, let's go! Get in. Where's your goggles?
518 00:30:52,520 00:30:53,589 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
519 00:30:53,680 00:30:55,033 Oh, we gotta get some supplies. Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
520 00:30:56,120 00:30:57,872 Got a harvest moon tonight, it's perfect. Got a harvest moon tonight, it's perfect.
521 00:30:58,400 00:30:59,435 Perfect for what? Perfect for what?
522 00:30:59,760 00:31:01,955 For your first big-time, serious spell. For your first big-time, serious spell.
523 00:31:02,280 00:31:04,576 Should I punch it? You won't believe what this thing can do. Should I punch it? You won't believe what this thing can do.
524 00:31:04,600 00:31:06,238 (LAUGHS) Can we just go, please? (LAUGHS) Can we just go, please?
525 00:31:06,320 00:31:08,256 MAN: (ON RADIO) Well, doggone, that moon'll be gone next week MAN: (ON RADIO) Well, doggone, that moon'll be gone next week
526 00:31:08,280 00:31:09,508 with the lunar eclipse comin'. with the lunar eclipse comin'.
527 00:31:09,600 00:31:11,113 Till then, let's keep on rocking. Till then, let's keep on rocking.
528 00:31:11,920 00:31:17,153 LEWIS: (SLOWLY) "From Saturn to the sun, from the beast to noble one, LEWIS: (SLOWLY) "From Saturn to the sun, from the beast to noble one,
529 00:31:17,240 00:31:19,834 "like the alchemists of old, "like the alchemists of old,
530 00:31:19,920 00:31:22,832 "turn this dross lead into gold!" "turn this dross lead into gold!"
531 00:31:24,200 00:31:29,069 Wow. That was really, really... Wow. That was really, really...
532 00:31:31,720 00:31:35,190 Terrible. I mean, just awful. Hey! Terrible. I mean, just awful. Hey!
533 00:31:35,400 00:31:37,356 You're reading it like it's a Buick manual. You're reading it like it's a Buick manual.
534 00:31:37,600 00:31:40,114 It's not what you say, Lewis, It's not what you say, Lewis,
535 00:31:40,640 00:31:42,039 it's how you say it. it's how you say it.
536 00:31:42,720 00:31:45,951 You're the only you in the whole universe. You're the only you in the whole universe.
537 00:31:46,120 00:31:49,556 JONATHAN: That makes your style of magic just crazy unique. JONATHAN: That makes your style of magic just crazy unique.
538 00:31:50,080 00:31:52,150 One in a hundred million kajillion. One in a hundred million kajillion.
539 00:31:52,240 00:31:55,357 So, I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells, So, I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells,
540 00:31:55,440 00:31:58,273 but that last 1%, that's up to you. but that last 1%, that's up to you.
541 00:31:59,440 00:32:05,197 So, how do I find my magic style? Or whatever it is. So, how do I find my magic style? Or whatever it is.
542 00:32:05,400 00:32:08,836 It's in there somewhere. You just have to quiet down and listen. It's in there somewhere. You just have to quiet down and listen.
543 00:32:10,600 00:32:11,749 (INHALES DEEPLY) (INHALES DEEPLY)
544 00:32:13,520 00:32:15,033 Now it looks like you're pooping. Now it looks like you're pooping.
545 00:32:15,360 00:32:18,193 Well, I don't know! This all feels weird. Well, I don't know! This all feels weird.
546 00:32:18,280 00:32:19,508 What's wrong with weird? What's wrong with weird?
547 00:32:20,560 00:32:21,993 Weird's like the nuts in my cookies, Weird's like the nuts in my cookies,
548 00:32:22,080 00:32:24,036 it's the nuts that make things interesting. it's the nuts that make things interesting.
549 00:32:25,040 00:32:27,429 Let me show you what a little weird can do. Let me show you what a little weird can do.
550 00:32:28,720 00:32:30,756 (PLAYING MELODY OFF-KEY) (PLAYING MELODY OFF-KEY)
551 00:32:35,800 00:32:37,153 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)
552 00:32:39,920 00:32:43,310 You be a dear? Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears. You be a dear? Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
553 00:32:43,760 00:32:45,398 (CONTINUES PLAYING) (CONTINUES PLAYING)
554 00:32:46,920 00:32:48,399 (YAPPING) (SIGHS) (YAPPING) (SIGHS)
555 00:32:54,080 00:32:55,513 (CREATURE GROANS) (CREATURE GROANS)
556 00:32:59,200 00:33:00,633 (CREATURE GROWLS) (CREATURE GROWLS)
557 00:33:43,880 00:33:47,953 Well, for a boy who loves words, you're sure at a loss for them. Well, for a boy who loves words, you're sure at a loss for them.
558 00:33:49,560 00:33:53,792 Uncle Jonathan, you're way more than just a parlor magician. Uncle Jonathan, you're way more than just a parlor magician.
559 00:33:56,840 00:33:58,159 Have a look around. Have a look around.
560 00:34:12,240 00:34:14,117 (FAINT RUMBLING) (FAINT RUMBLING)
561 00:34:18,520 00:34:20,033 (TRICKLING) (TRICKLING)
562 00:34:34,120 00:34:35,235 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
563 00:34:44,200 00:34:46,111 Finally. A smile. Finally. A smile.
564 00:34:46,720 00:34:48,995 I was starting to think you were incapable. (CHUCKLES) I was starting to think you were incapable. (CHUCKLES)
565 00:34:50,800 00:34:52,358 (LEWIS GRUNTS) (GASPS) (LEWIS GRUNTS) (GASPS)
566 00:34:52,800 00:34:53,800 (GAGS) (GAGS)
567 00:34:54,000 00:34:55,353 Bad kitty! Bad kitty!
568 00:34:55,440 00:34:57,032 You use the litter box! You use the litter box!
569 00:34:57,120 00:34:58,269 (CREATURE GROWLS) (CREATURE GROWLS)
570 00:34:58,840 00:35:00,910 All right. I'm going to bed. All right. I'm going to bed.
571 00:35:01,240 00:35:03,629 You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course. You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course.
572 00:35:04,760 00:35:06,432 Uncle Jonathan? Hmm? Uncle Jonathan? Hmm?
573 00:35:06,520 00:35:08,636 Tonight, that was the most splendor... Tonight, that was the most splendor...
574 00:35:09,920 00:35:11,353 Splendortast... Splendortast...
575 00:35:12,040 00:35:13,109 Splendorific. Splendorific.
576 00:35:13,520 00:35:16,159 I don't know the word yet, but thank you. I don't know the word yet, but thank you.
577 00:35:19,240 00:35:21,276 I just wish that I met you a long time ago. I just wish that I met you a long time ago.
578 00:35:22,120 00:35:23,155 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, me, too.
579 00:35:24,440 00:35:25,589 Good night. Good night.
580 00:35:26,200 00:35:27,269 Why didn't I? Why didn't I?
581 00:35:29,520 00:35:30,794 How come you left home? How come you left home?
582 00:35:31,560 00:35:33,869 (SIGHS) Well... (SIGHS) Well...
583 00:35:34,920 00:35:37,832 Truth is, my father, your grandpa, Truth is, my father, your grandpa,
584 00:35:38,640 00:35:39,868 didn't like magic. didn't like magic.
585 00:35:40,400 00:35:42,436 And he sure didn't like me messing around with it. And he sure didn't like me messing around with it.
586 00:35:43,320 00:35:44,753 We fought about it and... We fought about it and...
587 00:35:45,080 00:35:50,279 And we fought some more, until finally I just took off. And we fought some more, until finally I just took off.
588 00:35:52,360 00:35:54,271 I was the black swan of the family. I was the black swan of the family.
589 00:35:56,800 00:35:57,869 It's a black sheep. It's a black sheep.
590 00:35:59,520 00:36:02,034 Mmm, pretty sure it's "swan." Mmm, pretty sure it's "swan."
591 00:36:03,280 00:36:06,272 (GULPS) Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral? (GULPS) Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral?
592 00:36:08,080 00:36:09,195 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
593 00:36:10,360 00:36:12,715 I don't really think she would've wanted me there. I don't really think she would've wanted me there.
594 00:36:15,440 00:36:17,749 I don't know. She missed you. I don't know. She missed you.
595 00:36:19,600 00:36:20,999 She talked about you all the time. She talked about you all the time.
596 00:36:24,480 00:36:25,674 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
597 00:36:26,960 00:36:28,154 Good night. Good night.
598 00:36:32,880 00:36:34,029 Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan.
599 00:36:35,640 00:36:36,640 I think... I think...
600 00:36:37,160 00:36:39,230 I think that I might be a black swan, too. I think that I might be a black swan, too.
601 00:36:42,200 00:36:44,430 Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans. Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans.
602 00:36:45,960 00:36:46,995 A bevy. A bevy.
603 00:36:47,400 00:36:49,118 It's called a bevy of swans. It's called a bevy of swans.
604 00:36:50,120 00:36:51,439 Right. Right.
605 00:36:53,720 00:36:55,711 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
606 00:37:00,520 00:37:02,078 (CHAIR CREAKS) (CAT MEWS) (CHAIR CREAKS) (CAT MEWS)
607 00:37:05,080 00:37:06,559 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
608 00:37:10,720 00:37:12,312 (CAT MEOWING) (CHAIR GROANS) (CAT MEOWING) (CHAIR GROANS)
609 00:37:13,440 00:37:14,839 (CHAIR WHINES) (CHAIR WHINES)
610 00:37:26,640 00:37:28,039 (JONATHAN YELPING) (JONATHAN YELPING)
611 00:37:29,040 00:37:30,268 Guys! I'm floating! Guys! I'm floating!
612 00:37:30,760 00:37:31,829 Wait, wait. Oh. Uh, just... Wait, wait. Oh. Uh, just...
613 00:37:31,920 00:37:33,751 I don't know! JONATHAN: Levitaius dominungus! I don't know! JONATHAN: Levitaius dominungus!
614 00:37:34,000 00:37:37,072 Put me? Chair! Chair! Guys! FLORENCE: Just. No, I... Put me? Chair! Chair! Guys! FLORENCE: Just. No, I...
615 00:37:37,160 00:37:38,354 (JONATHAN GROANS) (JONATHAN GROANS)
616 00:37:38,440 00:37:39,475 (CHAIR WHIMPERING) (CHAIR WHIMPERING)
617 00:37:39,560 00:37:41,516 No, no, that's not the right... Fiddlesticks. No, no, that's not the right... Fiddlesticks.
618 00:37:42,120 00:37:43,120 Just get the... Just get the...
619 00:37:44,000 00:37:46,036 Just one. Just... (CHAIR SQUEAKS) Just one. Just... (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
620 00:37:46,120 00:37:47,838 (KIDS GROANING) KID 1: Come on! (KIDS GROANING) KID 1: Come on!
621 00:37:47,920 00:37:49,256 KID 2: The bell's gonna ring. KID 3: Hurry up! KID 2: The bell's gonna ring. KID 3: Hurry up!
622 00:37:49,280 00:37:50,336 KID 4: Hurry up. KID 5: Move it. KID 4: Hurry up. KID 5: Move it.
623 00:37:50,360 00:37:52,794 WOODY: Mmm... Mmm! KID 1: Seriously, are you almost done? WOODY: Mmm... Mmm! KID 1: Seriously, are you almost done?
624 00:37:52,880 00:37:54,279 KID 2: Please, hurry up! KID 2: Please, hurry up!
625 00:37:54,360 00:37:56,440 (SOFTLY) Water to the face at a very high-speed pace. (SOFTLY) Water to the face at a very high-speed pace.
626 00:37:58,040 00:37:59,439 (GASPS AND CHOKES) (GASPS AND CHOKES)
627 00:37:59,520 00:38:00,669 (ALL LAUGHING) (ALL LAUGHING)
628 00:38:02,320 00:38:05,710 Shut up! Shut up! Stop laughing! It's not funny! Shut up! Shut up! Stop laughing! It's not funny!
629 00:38:06,600 00:38:07,828 (LEWIS CLEAR THROAT) (LEWIS CLEAR THROAT)
630 00:38:11,040 00:38:15,511 You can control the energy if you focus and channel it. You can control the energy if you focus and channel it.
631 00:38:15,960 00:38:18,076 Won't it kill me? Not if you focus. Won't it kill me? Not if you focus.
632 00:38:18,440 00:38:20,351 Then you are the conductor. Watch. Then you are the conductor. Watch.
633 00:38:20,440 00:38:21,998 (SHOUTS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (SHOUTS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
634 00:38:24,600 00:38:25,794 Show me what you got. Show me what you got.
635 00:38:27,280 00:38:29,077 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)
636 00:38:32,160 00:38:33,388 (CHAIR GRUNTING) Oh, Chair! (CHAIR GRUNTING) Oh, Chair!
637 00:38:33,480 00:38:34,754 Sorry, Chair! (OBJECTS SHATTER) Sorry, Chair! (OBJECTS SHATTER)
638 00:38:35,520 00:38:37,670 Ooh... (EXHALES) Ooh... (EXHALES)
639 00:38:37,760 00:38:38,909 Not bad. Not bad.
640 00:38:39,120 00:38:40,473 (TABLE SEARING) (TABLE SEARING)
641 00:38:48,720 00:38:49,914 (SOFTLY) Oh... (SOFTLY) Oh...
642 00:39:09,080 00:39:12,277 (CLOCK GONGING THRICE) (METALLIC CREAKING) (CLOCK GONGING THRICE) (METALLIC CREAKING)
643 00:39:12,360 00:39:14,191 (OBJECTS RATTLING) (OBJECTS RATTLING)
644 00:39:16,760 00:39:18,557 (GRUNTS, GASPS) (GRUNTS, GASPS)
645 00:39:18,640 00:39:20,710 (MUFFLED TICKING) (MUFFLED TICKING)
646 00:39:24,280 00:39:27,750 JONATHAN: Three gongs, Florence. Last time it was four, now it's three. JONATHAN: Three gongs, Florence. Last time it was four, now it's three.
647 00:39:27,880 00:39:29,518 What happens when it gets down to one? What happens when it gets down to one?
648 00:39:30,160 00:39:32,071 We'll hide in the basement like sensible people. We'll hide in the basement like sensible people.
649 00:39:32,160 00:39:34,879 Okay, this is no time for jokes. Things have changed. Okay, this is no time for jokes. Things have changed.
650 00:39:36,320 00:39:37,548 I know. I know.
651 00:39:38,000 00:39:39,319 Lewis. Lewis.
652 00:39:40,840 00:39:42,592 What happens if he's here when it goes off? What happens if he's here when it goes off?
653 00:39:42,680 00:39:45,433 He won't be. Because we are going to find it. He won't be. Because we are going to find it.
654 00:39:46,320 00:39:48,595 We just have to hold it together. We just have to hold it together.
655 00:39:49,480 00:39:51,516 (SIGHS) Okay. (SIGHS) Okay.
656 00:39:52,880 00:39:54,029 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
657 00:39:56,560 00:39:57,595 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
658 00:39:59,440 00:40:00,668 Let me get some butter. Let me get some butter.
659 00:40:00,760 00:40:02,478 (CORN CONTINUES POPPING) (CORN CONTINUES POPPING)
660 00:40:14,080 00:40:15,149 (EXHALES) (EXHALES)
661 00:40:16,160 00:40:17,559 Plaid button-down, please. Plaid button-down, please.
662 00:40:24,960 00:40:27,520 NARRATOR: (ON TV SHOW) And will the indomitable Captain Midnight NARRATOR: (ON TV SHOW) And will the indomitable Captain Midnight
663 00:40:27,600 00:40:29,750 defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan? defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan?
664 00:40:30,000 00:40:31,069 Maybe later, okay? Maybe later, okay?
665 00:40:33,560 00:40:36,677 (CHAIR WHIMPERING) Come on! I'm gonna be late! (CHAIR WHIMPERING) Come on! I'm gonna be late!
666 00:40:37,000 00:40:38,513 See ya! JONATHAN: Toodles. See ya! JONATHAN: Toodles.
667 00:40:39,160 00:40:40,376 WOMAN: (ON TV SHOW) I'm getting out of here. WOMAN: (ON TV SHOW) I'm getting out of here.
668 00:40:40,400 00:40:42,834 MAN: No, stop! You ain't going anywhere. MAN: No, stop! You ain't going anywhere.
669 00:40:42,960 00:40:44,518 WOMAN: I foolishly walked into a trap. WOMAN: I foolishly walked into a trap.
670 00:40:44,640 00:40:46,232 MAN: Why, you double-crossing... Stay. MAN: Why, you double-crossing... Stay.
671 00:40:46,360 00:40:48,360 (CHAIR GRUMBLES) MAN: I'll have your life for this. (CHAIR GRUMBLES) MAN: I'll have your life for this.
672 00:40:50,440 00:40:51,873 (LOCK TURNING) (LOCK TURNING)
673 00:40:54,000 00:40:55,035 (LOCK CLICKS) (LOCK CLICKS)
674 00:40:56,760 00:40:57,795 (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes! (SNAPS FINGERS) Yes!
675 00:41:00,520 00:41:01,919 Oop. Chair. Oop. Chair.
676 00:41:02,080 00:41:05,197 MAN: (ON PA) And the winner of the fourth grade class president election is... MAN: (ON PA) And the winner of the fourth grade class president election is...
677 00:41:05,560 00:41:07,278 Tarby Corrigan! Tarby Corrigan!
678 00:41:07,400 00:41:09,516 (ALL CHEERING) (ALL CHEERING)
679 00:41:11,080 00:41:12,115 Thank you. Thank you.
680 00:41:12,600 00:41:13,669 (BELL RINGS) (BELL RINGS)
681 00:41:13,760 00:41:14,988 LEWIS: Tarby. Excuse me. LEWIS: Tarby. Excuse me.
682 00:41:15,520 00:41:17,590 Tarby! Congratulations, Tarby. Tarby! Congratulations, Tarby.
683 00:41:17,680 00:41:18,829 Thanks, Lewis. Thanks, Lewis.
684 00:41:18,920 00:41:21,216 If you want, I can bring some cookies tomorrow and celebrate. If you want, I can bring some cookies tomorrow and celebrate.
685 00:41:21,240 00:41:23,879 Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic here with the little runt. Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic here with the little runt.
686 00:41:24,400 00:41:25,515 TARBY: Woody! TARBY: Woody!
687 00:41:25,600 00:41:26,874 Just... Just...
688 00:41:27,320 00:41:28,514 I'll catch up later. I'll catch up later.
689 00:41:30,960 00:41:33,838 Hey, you got your cast off. Do you wanna go hit some balls? Hey, you got your cast off. Do you wanna go hit some balls?
690 00:41:34,840 00:41:36,432 Sorry. The boys and me... Sorry. The boys and me...
691 00:41:37,280 00:41:38,633 We're gonna explore Wilder Creek. We're gonna explore Wilder Creek.
692 00:41:39,240 00:41:40,434 Maybe another time. Maybe another time.
693 00:41:41,040 00:41:42,712 I've got something way better than that. I've got something way better than that.
694 00:41:45,560 00:41:46,595 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
695 00:41:47,080 00:41:48,274 My house. My house.
696 00:41:48,520 00:41:50,431 Everyone's wrong, you know. It's not haunted. Everyone's wrong, you know. It's not haunted.
697 00:41:51,520 00:41:52,748 It's magic. It's magic.
698 00:41:56,360 00:41:57,509 Magic? Magic?
699 00:41:58,040 00:41:59,234 Magic's not real. Magic's not real.
700 00:41:59,920 00:42:01,114 It is real. It is real.
701 00:42:01,680 00:42:02,874 My uncle. My uncle.
702 00:42:03,360 00:42:05,590 He's a warlock. That's a boy witch, and... He's a warlock. That's a boy witch, and...
703 00:42:06,280 00:42:08,430 I can teach you spells to throw a curveball, I can teach you spells to throw a curveball,
704 00:42:08,520 00:42:13,071 or hit a home run, or throw a touchdown every single time. or hit a home run, or throw a touchdown every single time.
705 00:42:14,280 00:42:16,589 Cross my heart. You can see for yourself. Cross my heart. You can see for yourself.
706 00:42:22,080 00:42:24,071 (MUFFLED CLOCK TICKING) (MUFFLED CLOCK TICKING)
707 00:42:55,160 00:42:57,799 So where is it already, you evil, old coot? So where is it already, you evil, old coot?
708 00:43:07,360 00:43:08,839 The arm. The arm.
709 00:43:16,480 00:43:17,480 (CLICKS) (CLICKS)
710 00:43:24,320 00:43:25,799 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
711 00:43:39,440 00:43:40,509 (GASPS) (GASPS)
712 00:43:41,480 00:43:42,799 Blasted pigeons. Blasted pigeons.
713 00:44:33,720 00:44:34,914 Got you. Got you.
714 00:44:36,160 00:44:39,072 I'll find you that curveball spell. Just give me a sec. I'll find you that curveball spell. Just give me a sec.
715 00:44:41,920 00:44:43,512 Whoa, what's in there? Whoa, what's in there?
716 00:44:44,440 00:44:45,509 LEWIS: Oh, um... LEWIS: Oh, um...
717 00:44:47,360 00:44:48,480 We're not allowed to open it. We're not allowed to open it.
718 00:44:49,080 00:44:51,674 Oh, yeah? Why not? Oh, yeah? Why not?
719 00:44:51,760 00:44:53,910 I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule. I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule.
720 00:44:54,600 00:44:55,715 Besides, it's locked. Besides, it's locked.
721 00:44:59,160 00:45:01,355 No. It's not. No. It's not.
722 00:45:02,160 00:45:04,390 (LOCK TURNING) (LOCK TURNING)
723 00:45:06,640 00:45:08,471 Tarby, I mean it. We can't. Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
724 00:45:10,440 00:45:11,800 TARBY: Don't be such a scaredy-cat. TARBY: Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
725 00:45:13,600 00:45:15,272 Maybe it's the spell you're looking for. Maybe it's the spell you're looking for.
726 00:45:17,000 00:45:18,149 LEWIS: No! LEWIS: No!
727 00:45:36,600 00:45:39,239 What's "necromancy"? What's "necromancy"?
728 00:45:39,560 00:45:43,269 Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead or raising them to life! Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead or raising them to life!
729 00:45:43,760 00:45:44,829 Let's put it back. Let's put it back.
730 00:45:45,600 00:45:46,600 Raising the dead? Raising the dead?
731 00:45:47,000 00:45:48,274 Now, that would be a trick. Now, that would be a trick.
732 00:45:49,080 00:45:50,149 (MUFFLED CLANGING) (MUFFLED CLANGING)
733 00:45:55,560 00:45:56,560 Put it back! Put it back!
734 00:45:56,680 00:45:58,716 We have to put it back right now! Stop! Ow. We have to put it back right now! Stop! Ow.
735 00:46:01,400 00:46:03,516 TARBY: Fine! None of it's real anyways. TARBY: Fine! None of it's real anyways.
736 00:46:03,840 00:46:04,875 It's all just weird. It's all just weird.
737 00:46:05,400 00:46:06,400 You're just weird. You're just weird.
738 00:46:15,440 00:46:16,555 Was that the Corrigan boy? Was that the Corrigan boy?
739 00:46:17,360 00:46:19,430 He was just leaving. What were you two doing? He was just leaving. What were you two doing?
740 00:46:20,000 00:46:21,194 Nothing. Nothing.
741 00:46:21,280 00:46:23,555 Uncle Jonathan, do you wanna play ball with me? Uncle Jonathan, do you wanna play ball with me?
742 00:46:23,640 00:46:25,915 I can't right now. There's something I need to look into. I can't right now. There's something I need to look into.
743 00:46:27,240 00:46:28,240 Later, okay? Later, okay?
744 00:46:28,320 00:46:30,231 Okay. (DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS) Okay. (DOOR CLOSES, LOCK CLICKS)
745 00:46:31,160 00:46:32,593 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
746 00:46:35,560 00:46:38,438 JONATHAN: Isaac hid the room with a hex so no one would find these, JONATHAN: Isaac hid the room with a hex so no one would find these,
747 00:46:38,520 00:46:40,556 but I can't make heads or tails of this. but I can't make heads or tails of this.
748 00:46:40,640 00:46:42,835 FLORENCE: I know about every magic language there is. FLORENCE: I know about every magic language there is.
749 00:46:42,920 00:46:46,799 The Alberti Cipher, the Enochian Glyphs, but this... (SIGHING) The Alberti Cipher, the Enochian Glyphs, but this... (SIGHING)
750 00:46:47,400 00:46:48,469 Really? Really?
751 00:46:49,160 00:46:52,357 Well, at least I lived to see the purple pachyderm get stumped. Well, at least I lived to see the purple pachyderm get stumped.
752 00:46:52,440 00:46:55,193 I don't know how much longer any of us will be living, weird beard. I don't know how much longer any of us will be living, weird beard.
753 00:46:55,280 00:46:56,599 Cranky old crone. Mush brush. Cranky old crone. Mush brush.
754 00:46:56,720 00:46:58,517 Hag face. Oh, go braid your back hair. Hag face. Oh, go braid your back hair.
755 00:46:58,680 00:47:01,114 I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one. I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
756 00:47:01,200 00:47:04,988 (SCOFFS) Okay, okay, you old yeti. Now, look. (SCOFFS) Okay, okay, you old yeti. Now, look.
757 00:47:08,440 00:47:10,670 What does this mean to you? What does this mean to you?
758 00:47:10,760 00:47:11,875 JONATHAN: The omega. JONATHAN: The omega.
759 00:47:12,120 00:47:13,758 Isaac talked about it when he died. Isaac talked about it when he died.
760 00:47:14,600 00:47:16,238 The last letter of the Greek alphabet. The last letter of the Greek alphabet.
761 00:47:17,400 00:47:19,675 And in early Christianity... And in early Christianity...
762 00:47:22,440 00:47:23,919 It means Judgment Day. It means Judgment Day.
763 00:47:38,600 00:47:39,880 LEWIS' MOM: You all right, kiddo? LEWIS' MOM: You all right, kiddo?
764 00:47:42,120 00:47:43,269 I'm okay. I'm okay.
765 00:47:45,120 00:47:46,792 You always were a lousy liar. You always were a lousy liar.
766 00:47:51,120 00:47:52,120 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
767 00:47:52,880 00:47:53,915 You're lonely, huh? You're lonely, huh?
768 00:47:55,360 00:47:57,715 I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy. I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy.
769 00:47:59,360 00:48:01,237 I wish he could spend more time with you. I wish he could spend more time with you.
770 00:48:03,480 00:48:04,515 It's okay. It's okay.
771 00:48:07,440 00:48:08,668 What about Tarby? What about Tarby?
772 00:48:09,120 00:48:10,951 Tarby hates me. Oh. Tarby hates me. Oh.
773 00:48:11,560 00:48:13,869 You can fix that. Easy. You can fix that. Easy.
774 00:48:15,160 00:48:16,957 Just show him some real magic. Just show him some real magic.
775 00:48:17,080 00:48:18,593 I can't do any real magic. I can't do any real magic.
776 00:48:18,680 00:48:19,908 Yes, you can. Yes, you can.
777 00:48:20,360 00:48:23,989 With the book, silly. The one I told you to find. With the book, silly. The one I told you to find.
778 00:48:25,280 00:48:27,350 Well, you found it, didn't you? Well, you found it, didn't you?
779 00:48:27,640 00:48:28,709 Book? Book?
780 00:48:28,840 00:48:30,876 You mean the necromancy book in the library? You mean the necromancy book in the library?
781 00:48:31,560 00:48:33,516 Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it. Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it.
782 00:48:33,600 00:48:37,195 Oh, he won't mind. He's too busy, anyways. Oh, he won't mind. He's too busy, anyways.
783 00:48:39,800 00:48:41,677 Take the book. Take the book.
784 00:48:41,760 00:48:43,512 Show Tarby a real trick. Show Tarby a real trick.
785 00:48:44,520 00:48:47,592 He's gonna be your friend again. I know it. He's gonna be your friend again. I know it.
786 00:48:48,520 00:48:49,555 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (WHISTLE BLOWS)
787 00:48:49,640 00:48:51,039 (KIDS CHEERING) (KIDS CHEERING)
788 00:48:54,440 00:48:55,840 ROSE RITA: Tarby's a jerk, you know? ROSE RITA: Tarby's a jerk, you know?
789 00:48:56,400 00:48:59,631 He runs for president every year and he's always nice until the election. He runs for president every year and he's always nice until the election.
790 00:49:01,440 00:49:02,953 After that, After that,
791 00:49:03,640 00:49:05,756 he goes back to being, him. he goes back to being, him.
792 00:49:06,960 00:49:08,234 You don't need him. You don't need him.
793 00:49:08,600 00:49:10,670 We could go look for spiders. We could go look for spiders.
794 00:49:11,560 00:49:12,879 If you want. (BELL RINGS) If you want. (BELL RINGS)
795 00:49:12,960 00:49:14,075 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (WHISTLE BLOWS)
796 00:49:15,560 00:49:16,834 Just leave me alone, okay? Just leave me alone, okay?
797 00:49:24,080 00:49:25,229 Tarby! Tarby!
798 00:49:27,960 00:49:30,349 Okay. You wanna see some real magic? Okay. You wanna see some real magic?
799 00:49:30,720 00:49:31,789 I'll show you. I'll show you.
800 00:49:32,040 00:49:34,713 Yeah? You gonna saw a lady in half? Yeah? You gonna saw a lady in half?
801 00:49:36,280 00:49:37,554 I'm gonna raise the dead. I'm gonna raise the dead.
802 00:49:38,520 00:49:40,715 You're a liar. No one can raise the dead. You're a liar. No one can raise the dead.
803 00:49:40,800 00:49:41,949 Watch me. Watch me.
804 00:49:42,480 00:49:43,708 Unless... Unless...
805 00:49:44,120 00:49:45,314 Unless you're scared. Unless you're scared.
806 00:49:47,520 00:49:49,317 You need a babysitter? Fine. You need a babysitter? Fine.
807 00:49:49,600 00:49:51,881 But this whole thing is just gonna be a big waste of time. But this whole thing is just gonna be a big waste of time.
808 00:49:54,520 00:49:55,555 When? When?
809 00:49:56,040 00:49:58,031 (FAINT CREAKING) (FAINT CREAKING)
810 00:50:02,160 00:50:03,991 (MUFFLED TICKING) (MUFFLED TICKING)
811 00:50:25,720 00:50:26,994 LEWIS: Tarby! LEWIS: Tarby!
812 00:50:27,920 00:50:29,069 Tarby? Tarby?
813 00:50:29,160 00:50:30,991 (BIRDS CAWING IN DISTANCE) (BIRDS CAWING IN DISTANCE)
814 00:50:32,600 00:50:34,830 (OWL HOOTING) (INSECTS CHIRPING) (OWL HOOTING) (INSECTS CHIRPING)
815 00:50:45,880 00:50:46,949 Boo! (YELPS) Boo! (YELPS)
816 00:50:47,040 00:50:48,075 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
817 00:50:48,360 00:50:49,839 Tarby, that's not funny! Tarby, that's not funny!
818 00:50:51,160 00:50:52,354 It is from here. It is from here.
819 00:50:54,200 00:50:56,430 Well, come on, smart guy. Well, come on, smart guy.
820 00:50:59,440 00:51:00,714 Who are we gonna wake up? Who are we gonna wake up?
821 00:51:02,720 00:51:03,994 How about this one? How about this one?
822 00:51:05,160 00:51:08,040 The lamb means that it's a kid's grave, and I don't wanna raise up a kid. The lamb means that it's a kid's grave, and I don't wanna raise up a kid.
823 00:51:09,960 00:51:11,234 It's creepy that you know that. It's creepy that you know that.
824 00:51:18,040 00:51:19,189 This way, I think. This way, I think.
825 00:51:23,240 00:51:25,834 TARBY: Nice trick with the book, Lewis. I know that's you. TARBY: Nice trick with the book, Lewis. I know that's you.
826 00:51:25,920 00:51:27,353 LEWIS: No, it's not. LEWIS: No, it's not.
827 00:51:30,120 00:51:31,394 Is that it? Is that it?
828 00:51:32,040 00:51:33,871 Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so.
829 00:51:36,120 00:51:37,348 Well, come on. Well, come on.
830 00:51:42,400 00:51:43,799 (OWL HOOTING) (OWL HOOTING)
831 00:51:59,160 00:52:00,195 (LEWIS GRUNTS SOFTLY) (LEWIS GRUNTS SOFTLY)
832 00:52:11,160 00:52:12,559 Okay. Okay.
833 00:52:13,640 00:52:14,834 (CLEARS THROAT) (CLEARS THROAT)
834 00:52:17,360 00:52:20,750 "For thou who sleeps in stone and clay, "For thou who sleeps in stone and clay,
835 00:52:21,360 00:52:23,794 "heed this call, rise up and obey. "heed this call, rise up and obey.
836 00:52:24,280 00:52:29,434 "Trek on through the mortal door, assemble flesh and walk once more." "Trek on through the mortal door, assemble flesh and walk once more."
837 00:52:29,760 00:52:31,398 (WIND BLOWING) (WIND BLOWING)
838 00:52:34,120 00:52:35,439 TARBY: So, what now? TARBY: So, what now?
839 00:52:36,720 00:52:38,870 That's it. That's all it says. That's it. That's all it says.
840 00:52:40,480 00:52:42,710 See, told you all this was a huge... See, told you all this was a huge...
841 00:52:49,640 00:52:50,834 (BREATH TREMBLING) (BREATH TREMBLING)
842 00:52:50,920 00:52:51,989 Tarby? Tarby?
843 00:52:53,640 00:52:54,868 Tarby! Tarby!
844 00:52:57,040 00:52:58,473 (BONES CRACKING) (BONES CRACKING)
845 00:53:01,880 00:53:02,995 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
846 00:53:08,440 00:53:09,440 (GROANS) (GROANS)
847 00:53:30,200 00:53:31,633 (THUNDER RUMBLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING)
848 00:53:37,840 00:53:39,637 (CLOCK GONGS TWICE) (CLOCK GONGS TWICE)
849 00:53:46,000 00:53:47,228 (YAWNING) (YAWNING)
850 00:54:07,480 00:54:09,038 Could you put those back, please? Could you put those back, please?
851 00:54:13,720 00:54:14,776 (NOISY MECHANICAL WHIRRING) (NOISY MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
852 00:54:14,800 00:54:15,896 (PUPPETS CHATTERING) He's coming home. (PUPPETS CHATTERING) He's coming home.
853 00:54:15,920 00:54:18,229 He's free. He's back! He's free. He's back!
854 00:54:21,120 00:54:22,189 (EXHALES SHARPLY) (EXHALES SHARPLY)
855 00:54:22,600 00:54:24,431 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING AND RATTLING) (MECHANICAL WHIRRING AND RATTLING)
856 00:54:27,040 00:54:32,751 PUPPETS: He's coming home. He's awake. He's back! He's coming home. PUPPETS: He's coming home. He's awake. He's back! He's coming home.
857 00:54:32,840 00:54:36,515 He's coming home. He's awake! He's back! He's coming home. He's awake! He's back!
858 00:54:36,600 00:54:40,718 He's coming home. He's coming home. He's coming home. He's coming home.
859 00:54:41,200 00:54:43,395 (WHISTLES) That's not creepy. (WHISTLES) That's not creepy.
860 00:54:57,840 00:55:00,673 JONATHAN: Who'd be crazy enough to bring Isaac Izard back? JONATHAN: Who'd be crazy enough to bring Isaac Izard back?
861 00:55:00,760 00:55:02,398 Someone suicidal. Someone suicidal.
862 00:55:02,480 00:55:04,869 (CLOCKS TICKING RAPIDLY) (CREAKING) (CLOCKS TICKING RAPIDLY) (CREAKING)
863 00:55:06,400 00:55:08,277 The house knows he's back. Can you feel that? The house knows he's back. Can you feel that?
864 00:55:08,960 00:55:12,794 Like a dog with rabies. Knows his master's coming home. Like a dog with rabies. Knows his master's coming home.
865 00:55:13,760 00:55:15,910 I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence. I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence.
866 00:55:16,040 00:55:18,395 My magic won't be enough. I'm barely qualified as it is. My magic won't be enough. I'm barely qualified as it is.
867 00:55:18,480 00:55:21,040 I can't. I'll just mess it up. I can't. I'll just mess it up.
868 00:55:21,880 00:55:23,996 I can't do this alone. We won't have to. Lewis. I can't do this alone. We won't have to. Lewis.
869 00:55:24,080 00:55:25,856 What about Lewis? He's stronger than you know. What about Lewis? He's stronger than you know.
870 00:55:25,880 00:55:29,350 And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing. Just tell him the truth. And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing. Just tell him the truth.
871 00:55:29,440 00:55:32,193 No. He's just a boy. You're the smartest witch I've ever known. No. He's just a boy. You're the smartest witch I've ever known.
872 00:55:32,280 00:55:33,960 You can cast spells I can't even pronounce. You can cast spells I can't even pronounce.
873 00:55:34,040 00:55:35,439 I said I can't. I said I can't.
874 00:55:40,040 00:55:41,040 I can't. I can't.
875 00:55:43,240 00:55:44,240 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
876 00:55:45,960 00:55:50,078 Look, Isaac is coming back and we can't let him get inside. Look, Isaac is coming back and we can't let him get inside.
877 00:55:51,560 00:55:56,236 (SIGHS) Well, if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan? (SIGHS) Well, if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan?
878 00:55:57,120 00:55:58,712 I can still swing a hammer. I can still swing a hammer.
879 00:56:05,560 00:56:07,994 (MARMALADE BARKING) (HAMMERING CONTINUES) (MARMALADE BARKING) (HAMMERING CONTINUES)
880 00:56:15,680 00:56:19,798 These are crazy people, Marmalade. Crazy people. These are crazy people, Marmalade. Crazy people.
881 00:56:22,840 00:56:24,720 Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out? Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out?
882 00:56:24,760 00:56:27,354 Oh, yes. Maybe. Oh, yes. Maybe.
883 00:56:28,000 00:56:29,149 I'm gonna get some more. I'm gonna get some more.
884 00:56:30,600 00:56:32,591 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE)
885 00:56:34,640 00:56:36,437 (MECHANICAL RATTLING) (MECHANICAL RATTLING)
886 00:56:37,600 00:56:39,033 (STOPS WHISTLING) (STOPS WHISTLING)
887 00:56:50,760 00:56:51,760 LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan? LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan?
888 00:56:51,840 00:56:55,799 Don't come up! I'm... I'm coming down. Don't come up! I'm... I'm coming down.
889 00:56:58,720 00:56:59,835 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
890 00:57:01,560 00:57:04,597 Listen, I need to talk to you. Listen, I need to talk to you.
891 00:57:04,680 00:57:08,355 Not a great time, Lewis. I'm working on a heavy-duty spell. Not a great time, Lewis. I'm working on a heavy-duty spell.
892 00:57:08,440 00:57:10,715 I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's for a few days. I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's for a few days.
893 00:57:10,800 00:57:13,598 Come on. I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong. Come on. I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong.
894 00:57:13,680 00:57:15,336 What are you talking about? Everything's fine. What are you talking about? Everything's fine.
895 00:57:15,360 00:57:16,588 FLORENCE: No. It's not. FLORENCE: No. It's not.
896 00:57:17,160 00:57:21,438 You're right, Lewis. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong. You're right, Lewis. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong.
897 00:57:21,520 00:57:23,112 Florence... He's got eyes, Jonathan. Florence... He's got eyes, Jonathan.
898 00:57:23,240 00:57:24,240 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
899 00:57:24,320 00:57:27,039 It's our friend, Isaac Izard. Except he's not our friend. It's our friend, Isaac Izard. Except he's not our friend.
900 00:57:27,120 00:57:29,270 He's very wicked, very powerful. He's very wicked, very powerful.
901 00:57:29,360 00:57:32,079 And I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond. And I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond.
902 00:57:32,560 00:57:34,471 Yeah. That's what I wanted to talk to... Yeah. That's what I wanted to talk to...
903 00:57:34,560 00:57:37,438 And when we find out who's raised him from the dead, And when we find out who's raised him from the dead,
904 00:57:37,520 00:57:40,398 they are going to be sorry. Very sorry. they are going to be sorry. Very sorry.
905 00:57:40,480 00:57:41,629 Oh. Oh.
906 00:57:42,160 00:57:44,549 Mmm, yeah, they... They sure will. Mmm, yeah, they... They sure will.
907 00:57:45,360 00:57:49,558 Look, the truth is, it's not safe for you here. Look, the truth is, it's not safe for you here.
908 00:57:49,640 00:57:50,914 At least, not now. At least, not now.
909 00:57:51,680 00:57:55,753 So, go next door with Florence, okay? Everything's gonna be fine. So, go next door with Florence, okay? Everything's gonna be fine.
910 00:58:07,720 00:58:09,560 WOMAN: Maybe just once more around the block... WOMAN: Maybe just once more around the block...
911 00:58:09,640 00:58:11,073 MAN: Sure, no problem. MAN: Sure, no problem.
912 00:58:11,160 00:58:12,718 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
913 00:58:12,840 00:58:14,193 Come on. (CRACKLES) Come on. (CRACKLES)
914 00:58:14,600 00:58:15,828 Mrs. Zimmerman? Mrs. Zimmerman?
915 00:58:15,920 00:58:17,672 Uh, I'm sorry, dear? Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
916 00:58:18,440 00:58:19,440 What are you doing? What are you doing?
917 00:58:19,840 00:58:21,353 I'm just trying... I'm just trying...
918 00:58:22,080 00:58:24,230 (SIGHS) (MUSIC DISTORTS, FADES OFF) (SIGHS) (MUSIC DISTORTS, FADES OFF)
919 00:58:25,920 00:58:26,920 Nothing. Nothing.
920 00:58:33,680 00:58:34,680 LEWIS: Wait. LEWIS: Wait.
921 00:58:36,040 00:58:38,554 Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together? Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together?
922 00:58:39,240 00:58:40,559 They did everything together. They did everything together.
923 00:58:43,320 00:58:44,992 They were best friends. They were best friends.
924 00:58:45,080 00:58:46,080 LEWIS: They were? LEWIS: They were?
925 00:58:47,160 00:58:48,160 Once. Once.
926 00:58:54,600 00:58:58,559 Isaac was an orphan. And Jonathan, a runaway. Isaac was an orphan. And Jonathan, a runaway.
927 00:59:00,120 00:59:01,633 Neither of them had family. Neither of them had family.
928 00:59:03,240 00:59:05,071 All they had was magic. All they had was magic.
929 00:59:08,760 00:59:09,760 And each other. And each other.
930 00:59:11,240 00:59:13,037 Then, Isaac went away to war. Then, Isaac went away to war.
931 00:59:13,760 00:59:16,479 He was fighting in Germany when he went MIA. He was fighting in Germany when he went MIA.
932 00:59:17,280 00:59:18,280 Months passed. Months passed.
933 00:59:18,880 00:59:21,633 Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home. Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home.
934 00:59:23,120 00:59:24,872 But it wasn't the same Isaac. But it wasn't the same Isaac.
935 00:59:27,240 00:59:28,240 He was different. He was different.
936 00:59:30,000 00:59:31,115 And angry. And angry.
937 00:59:32,440 00:59:35,876 And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be. And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be.
938 00:59:36,760 00:59:39,513 How? What happened to him? How? What happened to him?
939 00:59:40,720 00:59:45,589 We don't know. All he said was, he was lost in the Black Forest. We don't know. All he said was, he was lost in the Black Forest.
940 00:59:47,000 00:59:51,949 Now, that is a very old place with very old magic. Now, that is a very old place with very old magic.
941 00:59:52,800 00:59:54,840 It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories. It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories.
942 00:59:55,240 00:59:56,719 You mean their fairy-tales? You mean their fairy-tales?
943 00:59:58,800 01:00:03,191 Now, we think that Isaac met a dark warlock in those woods. Now, we think that Isaac met a dark warlock in those woods.
944 01:00:03,760 01:00:08,311 A teacher who gave him some terrifying, forbidden books. A teacher who gave him some terrifying, forbidden books.
945 01:00:09,320 01:00:11,629 One of which is so dangerous One of which is so dangerous
946 01:00:11,720 01:00:14,757 that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet. that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet.
947 01:00:15,880 01:00:18,792 Then, Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan. Then, Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan.
948 01:00:19,960 01:00:24,397 No explanation. And he found himself a witch. Selena. No explanation. And he found himself a witch. Selena.
949 01:00:24,480 01:00:27,472 So spiteful and mean, he married her. So spiteful and mean, he married her.
950 01:00:27,600 01:00:29,795 And they locked themselves away in the house. And they locked themselves away in the house.
951 01:00:31,280 01:00:33,191 Until one night last year, Until one night last year,
952 01:00:34,160 01:00:37,436 Isaac performed a blood magic ritual that killed him. Isaac performed a blood magic ritual that killed him.
953 01:00:38,360 01:00:39,560 LEWIS: What was the ritual for? LEWIS: What was the ritual for?
954 01:00:40,560 01:00:45,509 To make a key. A clock key of human bone. To make a key. A clock key of human bone.
955 01:00:46,640 01:00:49,518 We think his wife's bones. We think his wife's bones.
956 01:00:51,200 01:00:53,839 We think Isaac killed Selena to make it. We think Isaac killed Selena to make it.
957 01:00:58,280 01:01:02,034 Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch. Even better than him. Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch. Even better than him.
958 01:01:02,920 01:01:03,920 I was. I was.
959 01:01:05,720 01:01:06,720 Once. Once.
960 01:01:09,280 01:01:11,714 My magic was the toast of Paris. My magic was the toast of Paris.
961 01:01:12,520 01:01:14,431 You should've seen me before the war. You should've seen me before the war.
962 01:01:14,520 01:01:18,399 I melted Salvador Dali's watch one time, right off his wrist. I melted Salvador Dali's watch one time, right off his wrist.
963 01:01:20,200 01:01:21,519 Then why can't you help us? Then why can't you help us?
964 01:01:28,120 01:01:31,351 You know how magic comes from the inside? You know how magic comes from the inside?
965 01:01:32,880 01:01:36,350 Well, I got hurt one time. Well, I got hurt one time.
966 01:01:37,160 01:01:38,160 Pretty badly. Pretty badly.
967 01:01:39,120 01:01:44,877 And even though my outsides got better, my insides never did. And even though my outsides got better, my insides never did.
968 01:01:46,080 01:01:49,868 And so, now, every time I try to work any real magic, And so, now, every time I try to work any real magic,
969 01:01:51,040 01:01:54,828 it just comes out broken. it just comes out broken.
970 01:01:58,800 01:02:00,791 (SIGHS) Now, (SIGHS) Now,
971 01:02:02,080 01:02:07,598 there's very few problems in the world that can't, at least, be helped there's very few problems in the world that can't, at least, be helped
972 01:02:07,680 01:02:10,478 by a good chocolate chip cookie. by a good chocolate chip cookie.
973 01:02:16,640 01:02:19,632 (BELL RINGING) Tarby. Tarby! (BELL RINGING) Tarby. Tarby!
974 01:02:19,720 01:02:21,233 Not now, Lewis, I'm late for gym. Not now, Lewis, I'm late for gym.
975 01:02:21,320 01:02:23,311 No, now. We gotta talk now! What? No, now. We gotta talk now! What?
976 01:02:23,400 01:02:24,936 BOY 1: Let go! WOODY: Where do you think you're going, huh? BOY 1: Let go! WOODY: Where do you think you're going, huh?
977 01:02:24,960 01:02:27,235 The other night, what we did in the cemetery... The other night, what we did in the cemetery...
978 01:02:27,320 01:02:30,073 We did something awful. My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and... We did something awful. My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and...
979 01:02:30,160 01:02:31,434 See, there's this clock... See, there's this clock...
980 01:02:31,560 01:02:36,429 Lewis! Just stop. Nothing happened in that cemetery. Lewis! Just stop. Nothing happened in that cemetery.
981 01:02:36,880 01:02:39,155 Look, I get it, you're scared. I am, too. We're the... Look, I get it, you're scared. I am, too. We're the...
982 01:02:39,240 01:02:41,151 (GASPING) Woody! (GASPING) Woody!
983 01:02:41,240 01:02:42,309 LEWIS: Tarby, get off me! LEWIS: Tarby, get off me!
984 01:02:42,400 01:02:44,560 BOY 2: Come on, let's get out of here. BOY 1: Let's go! BOY 2: Come on, let's get out of here. BOY 1: Let's go!
985 01:02:44,800 01:02:45,800 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
986 01:02:48,200 01:02:49,519 Good morning, Miss Fisher. Woody. Good morning, Miss Fisher. Woody.
987 01:02:49,600 01:02:51,033 I'm not scared. (PANTING) I'm not scared. (PANTING)
988 01:02:51,160 01:02:54,232 And if you tell anyone I was there, I'll break both your arms. And if you tell anyone I was there, I'll break both your arms.
989 01:02:56,600 01:02:57,749 (LEWIS GRUNTING) (LEWIS GRUNTING)
990 01:02:58,560 01:03:00,073 (GASPING) (GASPING)
991 01:03:00,960 01:03:02,080 TARBY: You're just a weirdo. TARBY: You're just a weirdo.
992 01:03:02,160 01:03:03,275 (LEWIS COUGHING) (LEWIS COUGHING)
993 01:03:05,400 01:03:06,400 (WOODY CHUCKLES) (WOODY CHUCKLES)
994 01:03:14,200 01:03:15,200 LEWIS: "Indomitable." LEWIS: "Indomitable."
995 01:03:16,680 01:03:18,511 (GASPING AND PANTING) (GASPING AND PANTING)
996 01:03:26,920 01:03:28,751 (CLOCKS TICKING) (CLOCKS TICKING)
997 01:03:36,320 01:03:39,630 Uncle Jonathan? You in here? Uncle Jonathan? You in here?
998 01:03:53,800 01:03:54,800 No way. No way.
999 01:03:57,880 01:03:58,915 (DOOR SHUTS) (DOOR SHUTS)
1000 01:03:59,240 01:04:00,434 (WINGS FLUTTERING) (WINGS FLUTTERING)
1001 01:04:03,120 01:04:04,235 (RATTLING) (RATTLING)
1002 01:04:10,240 01:04:11,673 (BIRD CAWING) (BIRD CAWING)
1003 01:04:12,240 01:04:13,639 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
1004 01:04:20,040 01:04:23,077 Help me! Help, please! Help! Help me! Help, please! Help!
1005 01:04:23,160 01:04:27,711 Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Help! Help me, please! Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Help! Help me, please!
1006 01:04:27,840 01:04:30,149 JONATHAN: Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. JONATHAN: Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
1007 01:04:31,000 01:04:32,228 Get those papers! Get those papers!
1008 01:04:35,120 01:04:36,439 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
1009 01:04:38,680 01:04:40,716 You all right? (PANTING) You all right? (PANTING)
1010 01:04:40,800 01:04:43,030 What are you doing here? I told you it's not safe! What are you doing here? I told you it's not safe!
1011 01:04:44,560 01:04:46,073 I was being indomitable. I was being indomitable.
1012 01:04:46,160 01:04:47,673 (JONATHAN SIGHS) (JONATHAN SIGHS)
1013 01:04:47,760 01:04:49,512 I suppose you were, weren't you? I suppose you were, weren't you?
1014 01:04:50,160 01:04:52,879 You can't do this alone. You need help, and I can help you! You can't do this alone. You need help, and I can help you!
1015 01:04:52,960 01:04:53,995 No, you can't. No, you can't.
1016 01:04:54,080 01:04:56,878 Actually, I can. 'Cause I know how to read this. Actually, I can. 'Cause I know how to read this.
1017 01:04:59,320 01:05:00,992 But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine. But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine.
1018 01:05:02,200 01:05:04,794 Wait. I don't understand. You've seen this code before? Wait. I don't understand. You've seen this code before?
1019 01:05:04,920 01:05:08,515 Yes. Comrade Ivan uses one just like it to send commands to his Red Brigade. Yes. Comrade Ivan uses one just like it to send commands to his Red Brigade.
1020 01:05:08,600 01:05:09,600 JONATHAN: "Comrade" who? JONATHAN: "Comrade" who?
1021 01:05:09,680 01:05:11,120 LEWIS: Comrade Ivan from the TV show. LEWIS: Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
1022 01:05:11,160 01:05:14,470 But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it
1023 01:05:14,560 01:05:16,278 with, uh... with, uh...
1024 01:05:16,880 01:05:19,348 This! The Captain Midnight secret decoder pin. This! The Captain Midnight secret decoder pin.
1025 01:05:20,040 01:05:21,792 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
1026 01:05:21,880 01:05:23,199 I don't believe it! I don't believe it!
1027 01:05:23,840 01:05:25,193 Three Ovaltine shakes, please. Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
1028 01:05:26,920 01:05:28,911 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1029 01:05:36,240 01:05:40,677 "With this clock, Selena and I shall wipe this filthy world clean." "With this clock, Selena and I shall wipe this filthy world clean."
1030 01:05:40,760 01:05:41,988 (LEWIS SLURPING) (LEWIS SLURPING)
1031 01:05:42,520 01:05:44,511 It's a doomsday clock. It's a doomsday clock.
1032 01:05:46,720 01:05:49,029 In a way, it destroys everything. In a way, it destroys everything.
1033 01:05:49,120 01:05:52,635 But not by ending the world, but sending it back to the beginning. But not by ending the world, but sending it back to the beginning.
1034 01:05:52,760 01:05:57,117 If the planet is one giant clock, then this damn thing is the winder. (SNAPS FINGERS) If the planet is one giant clock, then this damn thing is the winder. (SNAPS FINGERS)
1035 01:05:58,120 01:06:00,793 (GASPS) He's winding it back to the very beginning of time! (GASPS) He's winding it back to the very beginning of time!
1036 01:06:00,880 01:06:03,348 So, everything goes in reverse. We grow younger and younger So, everything goes in reverse. We grow younger and younger
1037 01:06:03,480 01:06:05,835 until we vanish. Until there's no one left. until we vanish. Until there's no one left.
1038 01:06:05,920 01:06:07,148 (JONATHAN WHISTLES) (JONATHAN WHISTLES)
1039 01:06:07,680 01:06:09,830 I knew Isaac was strong, but I knew Isaac was strong, but
1040 01:06:09,920 01:06:12,514 this goes beyond anything I ever thought he was capable of. this goes beyond anything I ever thought he was capable of.
1041 01:06:13,480 01:06:14,480 When's it happen? When's it happen?
1042 01:06:15,600 01:06:17,955 "When night's at its blackest." "When night's at its blackest."
1043 01:06:19,800 01:06:24,191 The total lunar eclipse. Tonight! All those moons painted in my bedroom. The total lunar eclipse. Tonight! All those moons painted in my bedroom.
1044 01:06:24,280 01:06:27,113 What if Isaac was studying them and waiting for the right moment? What if Isaac was studying them and waiting for the right moment?
1045 01:06:27,200 01:06:29,475 That's what the gongs are counting down to. That's what the gongs are counting down to.
1046 01:06:31,840 01:06:32,909 (PEOPLE GASP) (PEOPLE GASP)
1047 01:06:38,640 01:06:40,119 We'll take the gumballs, too. We'll take the gumballs, too.
1048 01:06:50,000 01:06:51,433 JONATHAN: Isaac's been here. JONATHAN: Isaac's been here.
1049 01:06:51,520 01:06:52,714 (BIRDS CAWING) (BIRDS CAWING)
1050 01:06:53,960 01:06:55,837 Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off? Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off?
1051 01:06:55,920 01:06:58,036 Burned 'em off. One by one. Burned 'em off. One by one.
1052 01:06:58,120 01:07:00,236 FLORENCE: Like ants with a magnifying glass. FLORENCE: Like ants with a magnifying glass.
1053 01:07:01,480 01:07:03,277 (SIGHS) Just how powerful is he now? (SIGHS) Just how powerful is he now?
1054 01:07:03,360 01:07:05,749 Death's been good to him. Wait here. Death's been good to him. Wait here.
1055 01:07:15,360 01:07:18,511 (CREAKING) (CHAIR MOANS) (CREAKING) (CHAIR MOANS)
1056 01:07:19,160 01:07:22,755 Chair! It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here to help. Chair! It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here to help.
1057 01:07:24,240 01:07:27,073 Here, it's okay. It's okay. You're okay. Here, it's okay. It's okay. You're okay.
1058 01:07:28,000 01:07:29,638 He's torn the place to pieces. He's torn the place to pieces.
1059 01:07:30,760 01:07:32,637 He must have been looking for something. He must have been looking for something.
1060 01:07:33,560 01:07:34,959 And I think I know what. And I think I know what.
1061 01:07:37,880 01:07:40,678 Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get rid of it. Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get rid of it.
1062 01:07:46,160 01:07:48,879 Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now? Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now?
1063 01:07:49,000 01:07:50,513 Too much John the Conqueror root. Too much John the Conqueror root.
1064 01:07:51,560 01:07:54,120 No. Not enough Goofer Dust. No. Not enough Goofer Dust.
1065 01:07:54,400 01:07:55,400 (GASPS) Oh. (GASPS) Oh.
1066 01:07:55,800 01:07:57,360 JONATHAN: (CHUCKLES) Grains of paradise. JONATHAN: (CHUCKLES) Grains of paradise.
1067 01:07:57,440 01:07:58,536 FLORENCE: We don't have any Grains of Paradise. FLORENCE: We don't have any Grains of Paradise.
1068 01:07:58,560 01:08:00,376 JONATHAN: You know what? Maybe a pinch of motherwort. JONATHAN: You know what? Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
1069 01:08:00,400 01:08:01,896 Uncle Jonathan. FLORENCE: What about some Lotus root? Uncle Jonathan. FLORENCE: What about some Lotus root?
1070 01:08:01,920 01:08:03,638 JONATHAN: Yeah, yeah. More Lotus root. JONATHAN: Yeah, yeah. More Lotus root.
1071 01:08:03,720 01:08:05,358 LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan. Hmm? LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan. Hmm?
1072 01:08:05,960 01:08:07,109 This is my fault. This is my fault.
1073 01:08:07,600 01:08:11,912 Lewis, you helped us. You're the one who decoded the blueprints. Lewis, you helped us. You're the one who decoded the blueprints.
1074 01:08:12,000 01:08:13,000 LEWIS: No. LEWIS: No.
1075 01:08:14,360 01:08:16,874 I mean, I'm the one who brought Isaac back. I mean, I'm the one who brought Isaac back.
1076 01:08:18,160 01:08:19,160 Lewis? Lewis?
1077 01:08:19,280 01:08:21,510 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
1078 01:08:22,160 01:08:23,309 (GULPS) (GULPS)
1079 01:08:23,720 01:08:26,234 I opened the cabinet. I used your book. I opened the cabinet. I used your book.
1080 01:08:26,840 01:08:29,400 (STUTTERS) I'm so, so, so sorry. (STUTTERS) I'm so, so, so sorry.
1081 01:08:29,480 01:08:32,496 You couldn't have. You don't know enough magic to pull off a spell like that. You couldn't have. You don't know enough magic to pull off a spell like that.
1082 01:08:32,520 01:08:34,272 I just followed the directions. I just followed the directions.
1083 01:08:35,480 01:08:36,959 I bled onto the book. I bled onto the book.
1084 01:08:37,640 01:08:39,312 Oh, Lewis. Oh, Lewis.
1085 01:08:41,040 01:08:42,519 Blood magic? Blood magic?
1086 01:08:43,040 01:08:45,679 That was my one rule. That was my one rule.
1087 01:08:46,320 01:08:47,878 I know. I'm sorry. I know. I'm sorry.
1088 01:08:47,960 01:08:50,269 And you broke it? I didn't mean to. And you broke it? I didn't mean to.
1089 01:08:50,360 01:08:52,271 So, you opened a forbidden cabinet, So, you opened a forbidden cabinet,
1090 01:08:52,360 01:08:55,636 and performed an unholy ritual, on accident? and performed an unholy ritual, on accident?
1091 01:08:55,720 01:08:57,392 Jonathan... I didn't know Isaac was evil. Jonathan... I didn't know Isaac was evil.
1092 01:08:57,480 01:08:58,480 You never told me. You never told me.
1093 01:08:58,560 01:08:59,709 Oh, so this is my fault? Oh, so this is my fault?
1094 01:08:59,800 01:09:00,835 I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
1095 01:09:00,920 01:09:03,309 Then, what are you saying? (WHIMPERS) Then, what are you saying? (WHIMPERS)
1096 01:09:03,400 01:09:04,799 What the hell were you thinking? What the hell were you thinking?
1097 01:09:04,880 01:09:07,269 I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again! I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again!
1098 01:09:08,240 01:09:10,196 And I want my parents back! (SOBBING) And I want my parents back! (SOBBING)
1099 01:09:10,280 01:09:11,496 And I figured if it worked here, And I figured if it worked here,
1100 01:09:11,520 01:09:13,750 I could go home and try it on them. I could go home and try it on them.
1101 01:09:14,120 01:09:15,519 (SIGHS DEEPLY) (SIGHS DEEPLY)
1102 01:09:15,600 01:09:17,192 I just want my mom! I just want my mom!
1103 01:09:18,920 01:09:20,319 (LEWIS CRYING QUIETLY) (LEWIS CRYING QUIETLY)
1104 01:09:21,280 01:09:22,280 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1105 01:09:23,560 01:09:24,709 It was a mistake. It was a mistake.
1106 01:09:25,760 01:09:26,954 You coming here. You coming here.
1107 01:09:27,040 01:09:29,076 FLORENCE: Now, hold on, Jonathan. FLORENCE: Now, hold on, Jonathan.
1108 01:09:29,160 01:09:33,711 No! No, please! Please. I'll make it up to you. Please. No! No, please! Please. I'll make it up to you. Please.
1109 01:09:34,080 01:09:36,469 No. This is no place for a kid. No. This is no place for a kid.
1110 01:09:37,280 01:09:41,592 It's not safe for you here. I was wrong to ever think that it was. It's not safe for you here. I was wrong to ever think that it was.
1111 01:09:41,920 01:09:45,117 But we're a bevy of swans! But we're a bevy of swans!
1112 01:09:46,080 01:09:47,115 JONATHAN: I'm sorry. JONATHAN: I'm sorry.
1113 01:09:48,240 01:09:49,639 (CRYING) (CRYING)
1114 01:09:49,720 01:09:52,837 You stay here. Let me talk to him. You stay here. Let me talk to him.
1115 01:10:03,360 01:10:07,035 I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum around here somewhere. I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum around here somewhere.
1116 01:10:07,480 01:10:09,072 Should help with the key. Should help with the key.
1117 01:10:10,480 01:10:13,517 (SIGHS) Go ahead, yell at me, call me some names. (SIGHS) Go ahead, yell at me, call me some names.
1118 01:10:14,280 01:10:15,280 No names. No names.
1119 01:10:16,320 01:10:17,320 Not this time. Not this time.
1120 01:10:19,760 01:10:20,760 Jonathan, Jonathan,
1121 01:10:21,680 01:10:23,398 that little boy needs you. that little boy needs you.
1122 01:10:23,480 01:10:24,833 But what he did... But what he did...
1123 01:10:24,920 01:10:26,273 He's a child. He's a child.
1124 01:10:27,160 01:10:29,390 Children make mistakes. They get in trouble. Children make mistakes. They get in trouble.
1125 01:10:29,480 01:10:30,674 That's why they're children. That's why they're children.
1126 01:10:30,920 01:10:34,515 No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence. This is... No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence. This is...
1127 01:10:34,600 01:10:37,558 (STAMMERS) I don't have a choice here. (STAMMERS) I don't have a choice here.
1128 01:10:37,640 01:10:39,073 FLORENCE: Of course you do. FLORENCE: Of course you do.
1129 01:10:39,880 01:10:41,313 You could stick it out! You could stick it out!
1130 01:10:42,040 01:10:46,352 No, no, when the going gets tough, you get going, right for the exit. No, no, when the going gets tough, you get going, right for the exit.
1131 01:10:46,960 01:10:48,951 Like how you ran away from your family. Like how you ran away from your family.
1132 01:10:49,040 01:10:50,917 Ran away? My dad threw me out! Ran away? My dad threw me out!
1133 01:10:51,000 01:10:52,831 And what about your little sister? And what about your little sister?
1134 01:10:52,920 01:10:56,959 She'd looked up to you. She needed you, and now she's gone. She'd looked up to you. She needed you, and now she's gone.
1135 01:10:57,040 01:10:59,270 And you're going to abandon her only child. And you're going to abandon her only child.
1136 01:10:59,400 01:11:01,516 Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid. Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid.
1137 01:11:01,600 01:11:05,434 How to talk to him, how to keep him safe. Especially now! I'm just... How to talk to him, how to keep him safe. Especially now! I'm just...
1138 01:11:05,520 01:11:06,555 You're scared. You're scared.
1139 01:11:06,640 01:11:11,111 Yes, all right? I'm scared for Lewis! Scared he'll get hurt! Yes, all right? I'm scared for Lewis! Scared he'll get hurt!
1140 01:11:11,200 01:11:12,560 FLORENCE: Well, guess what, genius? FLORENCE: Well, guess what, genius?
1141 01:11:13,400 01:11:14,628 That is the whole point. That is the whole point.
1142 01:11:15,240 01:11:19,313 You having a child means being scared for them 24/7 You having a child means being scared for them 24/7
1143 01:11:19,400 01:11:20,515 and doing it anyway. and doing it anyway.
1144 01:11:21,160 01:11:23,151 It's the whole damn job description. It's the whole damn job description.
1145 01:11:24,200 01:11:26,998 And I would give everything to have that job again. And I would give everything to have that job again.
1146 01:11:27,080 01:11:28,911 To have my little girl back, to... To have my little girl back, to...
1147 01:11:33,120 01:11:34,155 You know what? You know what?
1148 01:11:35,200 01:11:36,349 I do have a name for you. I do have a name for you.
1149 01:11:37,640 01:11:40,473 Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward! Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward!
1150 01:11:45,080 01:11:47,071 (MARMALADE BARKING) (MARMALADE BARKING)
1151 01:12:04,120 01:12:06,315 Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
1152 01:12:08,560 01:12:10,790 Lewis. He's free! We gotta go now! Lewis. He's free! We gotta go now!
1153 01:12:10,880 01:12:12,136 Well, who, what are we talking about? Well, who, what are we talking about?
1154 01:12:12,160 01:12:13,296 There is someone in your house. There is someone in your house.
1155 01:12:13,320 01:12:14,389 Please. Hurry! Who? Please. Hurry! Who?
1156 01:12:14,480 01:12:16,914 Come on. Take Marmalade. Wait. Come on. Take Marmalade. Wait.
1157 01:12:17,600 01:12:19,680 Come on. Hurry, please! We don't care about the door. Come on. Hurry, please! We don't care about the door.
1158 01:12:19,760 01:12:20,795 What? Lewis, it's cold. What? Lewis, it's cold.
1159 01:12:20,920 01:12:22,456 LEWIS: He's upstairs. I saw him! Oh, my God, it's a step. LEWIS: He's upstairs. I saw him! Oh, my God, it's a step.
1160 01:12:22,480 01:12:23,536 He's in your house right now! He's in your house right now!
1161 01:12:23,560 01:12:26,154 Lewis! Lewis! LEWIS: Please! Hurry. Lewis! Lewis! LEWIS: Please! Hurry.
1162 01:12:26,240 01:12:28,913 Lewis, wait! Hold on. It's slippery. Hurry. Come on. Lewis, wait! Hold on. It's slippery. Hurry. Come on.
1163 01:12:29,000 01:12:30,400 Please hurry, Mrs. Hanchett! Please! Please hurry, Mrs. Hanchett! Please!
1164 01:12:30,440 01:12:32,431 Lewis, it's slippery. Lewis, stop! Lewis, it's slippery. Lewis, stop!
1165 01:12:32,520 01:12:34,988 You're not making any sense. What bad man? You're not making any sense. What bad man?
1166 01:12:35,120 01:12:36,599 His name is Isaac. Isaac Izard. His name is Isaac. Isaac Izard.
1167 01:12:36,680 01:12:40,355 Isaac Izard? Lewis, he's dead. He died last year. Isaac Izard? Lewis, he's dead. He died last year.
1168 01:12:42,000 01:12:43,069 Stay here. Stay here.
1169 01:12:43,160 01:12:45,435 Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman! Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
1170 01:12:49,840 01:12:51,637 It's locked. (DOOR RATTLING) It's locked. (DOOR RATTLING)
1171 01:12:52,920 01:12:54,558 It must be Isaac. Out of the way. It must be Isaac. Out of the way.
1172 01:12:54,680 01:12:55,680 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1173 01:12:57,120 01:12:58,633 (POUNDING ON DOOR) (POUNDING ON DOOR)
1174 01:13:01,760 01:13:03,176 Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door. Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door.
1175 01:13:03,200 01:13:04,713 Don't be ridiculous. Don't be ridiculous.
1176 01:13:04,800 01:13:05,800 No! No!
1177 01:13:18,280 01:13:20,111 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
1178 01:13:21,720 01:13:24,234 Hello, Lewis. Hello, Lewis.
1179 01:13:24,720 01:13:25,720 (PANTING) (PANTING)
1180 01:13:26,440 01:13:29,113 (COUGHS) Hmm. (MARMALADE YAPPING) (COUGHS) Hmm. (MARMALADE YAPPING)
1181 01:13:31,400 01:13:32,594 Mmm. (GASPS) Mmm. (GASPS)
1182 01:13:32,720 01:13:33,789 Stay away from her. Stay away from her.
1183 01:13:34,440 01:13:36,032 (BONES CRACKING) (BONES CRACKING)
1184 01:13:36,120 01:13:42,195 Why should I stay away from my beautiful wife? Why should I stay away from my beautiful wife?
1185 01:13:44,120 01:13:45,473 (MOANING) (MOANING)
1186 01:13:51,480 01:13:52,799 You're Selena Izard? You're Selena Izard?
1187 01:14:11,160 01:14:13,549 (BURBLING) (BONES CRACKING) (BURBLING) (BONES CRACKING)
1188 01:14:19,440 01:14:21,635 (BARKING, SQUEAKING) (BARKING, SQUEAKING)
1189 01:14:21,720 01:14:23,119 (YELPING) (YELPING)
1190 01:14:26,480 01:14:27,913 (SQUEAKING) (SQUEAKING)
1191 01:14:28,680 01:14:31,797 (SIGHS) In the flesh. (SIGHS) In the flesh.
1192 01:14:32,800 01:14:34,153 Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!
1193 01:14:34,280 01:14:35,280 Lewis! Lewis!
1194 01:14:36,400 01:14:37,400 But, you died. But, you died.
1195 01:14:37,480 01:14:38,913 Whoever said I died? Whoever said I died?
1196 01:14:39,840 01:14:41,512 FLORENCE: Isaac! JONATHAN: Isaac! FLORENCE: Isaac! JONATHAN: Isaac!
1197 01:14:41,600 01:14:42,600 Isaac! Isaac!
1198 01:14:42,680 01:14:44,240 (RUMBLING) (ISAAC CHANTING INDISTINCTLY) (RUMBLING) (ISAAC CHANTING INDISTINCTLY)
1199 01:14:44,320 01:14:45,496 JONATHAN: Isaac! SELENA: Isaac! JONATHAN: Isaac! SELENA: Isaac!
1200 01:14:45,520 01:14:46,520 FLORENCE: No! FLORENCE: No!
1201 01:14:46,800 01:14:47,800 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1202 01:14:54,600 01:14:55,794 Is that bone? Is that bone?
1203 01:14:56,600 01:14:57,600 FLORENCE: Human. FLORENCE: Human.
1204 01:14:58,560 01:15:01,438 He killed her to make some sort of key. He killed her to make some sort of key.
1205 01:15:02,280 01:15:03,336 I thought it was made from... I thought it was made from...
1206 01:15:03,360 01:15:05,191 Not my bone, no. Not my bone, no.
1207 01:15:05,720 01:15:07,915 That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett. That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
1208 01:15:08,640 01:15:09,640 Lovely woman. Lovely woman.
1209 01:15:10,320 01:15:12,200 That is, before I killed her and took her place. That is, before I killed her and took her place.
1210 01:15:12,320 01:15:13,355 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1211 01:15:13,440 01:15:14,714 Mmm, my wife, Mmm, my wife,
1212 01:15:16,000 01:15:18,673 she has a talent for disguises. she has a talent for disguises.
1213 01:15:18,760 01:15:21,354 (GIGGLES) I learn from the best. (GIGGLES) I learn from the best.
1214 01:15:21,440 01:15:22,998 Aw. (BONES CRACKING) Aw. (BONES CRACKING)
1215 01:15:25,200 01:15:26,599 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
1216 01:15:29,480 01:15:30,674 (GASPING) (GASPING)
1217 01:15:31,640 01:15:32,993 (GIGGLES) (GIGGLES)
1218 01:15:33,080 01:15:34,911 Come give your mommy a kiss. Come give your mommy a kiss.
1219 01:15:35,280 01:15:36,280 LEWIS: You. LEWIS: You.
1220 01:15:36,760 01:15:38,034 It was you in my dreams. It was you in my dreams.
1221 01:15:38,800 01:15:42,634 I couldn't get near that locked cabinet. The charms were too strong. I couldn't get near that locked cabinet. The charms were too strong.
1222 01:15:42,720 01:15:46,633 But you, you could get that nasty, old book for me. But you, you could get that nasty, old book for me.
1223 01:15:47,240 01:15:51,518 Raise Isaac for me. You could do everything I wanted. Raise Isaac for me. You could do everything I wanted.
1224 01:15:52,520 01:15:53,520 And now, And now,
1225 01:15:54,560 01:15:58,269 you are going to get us that clock key. you are going to get us that clock key.
1226 01:15:58,360 01:15:59,360 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1227 01:16:02,800 01:16:04,119 (YELLS) (YELLS)
1228 01:16:06,560 01:16:07,709 (GROANING) (GROANING)
1229 01:16:07,800 01:16:09,677 No, no, not that, not there. (LAUGHS) No, no, not that, not there. (LAUGHS)
1230 01:16:10,280 01:16:12,236 Whoa, whoa! (SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa! (SCREAMING)
1231 01:16:14,680 01:16:15,680 (THUDS) (CAT YOWLS) (THUDS) (CAT YOWLS)
1232 01:16:15,800 01:16:16,800 Whew! Whew!
1233 01:16:17,520 01:16:18,555 Hmm. Hmm.
1234 01:16:21,480 01:16:23,675 (JONATHAN GROANING) Well, come on. (JONATHAN GROANING) Well, come on.
1235 01:16:24,320 01:16:25,469 Now you're just showing off. Now you're just showing off.
1236 01:16:25,600 01:16:26,600 FLORENCE: Lewis! FLORENCE: Lewis!
1237 01:16:27,960 01:16:29,313 Lewis! Lewis, where are you? Lewis! Lewis, where are you?
1238 01:16:33,120 01:16:34,599 Isaac took him. Yes, but where? Isaac took him. Yes, but where?
1239 01:16:35,280 01:16:36,315 I think I know. I think I know.
1240 01:16:37,600 01:16:38,874 (CRACKLES) (CRACKLES)
1241 01:16:53,200 01:16:54,633 LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan! Lewis! LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan! Lewis!
1242 01:16:54,760 01:16:56,336 LEWIS: Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here. FLORENCE: We're coming. LEWIS: Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here. FLORENCE: We're coming.
1243 01:16:56,360 01:16:57,360 LEWIS: I'm over here! LEWIS: I'm over here!
1244 01:17:00,600 01:17:02,158 LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan, over here! LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan, over here!
1245 01:17:02,240 01:17:05,357 No, here! No, over here! Help me. No, here! No, over here! Help me.
1246 01:17:05,440 01:17:07,271 (FLORENCE AND JONATHAN GRUNTING) (FLORENCE AND JONATHAN GRUNTING)
1247 01:17:07,360 01:17:08,873 (APPLAUSE) (APPLAUSE)
1248 01:17:10,680 01:17:14,832 ISAAC: Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation, ISAAC: Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation,
1249 01:17:14,920 01:17:19,994 beloved by the crowned heads of Europe, together again. beloved by the crowned heads of Europe, together again.
1250 01:17:21,360 01:17:24,272 I'm sure you'll remember my next trick. I'm sure you'll remember my next trick.
1251 01:17:25,400 01:17:26,400 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1252 01:17:28,560 01:17:29,560 No! FLORENCE: No. No! FLORENCE: No.
1253 01:17:29,640 01:17:31,710 Uncle Jonathan! Isaac, don't do this! Uncle Jonathan! Isaac, don't do this!
1254 01:17:33,080 01:17:34,752 ISAAC: I like the boy. ISAAC: I like the boy.
1255 01:17:34,840 01:17:37,752 An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight? An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight?
1256 01:17:38,120 01:17:40,918 Mmm, warms my dead heart. Mmm, warms my dead heart.
1257 01:17:42,200 01:17:45,397 Please don't make me butcher him. Please don't make me butcher him.
1258 01:17:45,800 01:17:46,800 Give me the key. Give me the key.
1259 01:17:47,280 01:17:50,829 You don't have to hurt anyone. Just tell us, where is the clock You don't have to hurt anyone. Just tell us, where is the clock
1260 01:17:50,920 01:17:53,309 The clock is under a witch's hex. The clock is under a witch's hex.
1261 01:17:53,840 01:17:56,673 You'll never find it. This is over. You'll never find it. This is over.
1262 01:17:56,760 01:17:57,795 JONATHAN: Isaac, please. JONATHAN: Isaac, please.
1263 01:17:58,720 01:18:00,576 There must be some part of you that doesn't want this, There must be some part of you that doesn't want this,
1264 01:18:00,600 01:18:03,239 that isn't completely dead. that isn't completely dead.
1265 01:18:03,960 01:18:05,916 I was dead long before I died. I was dead long before I died.
1266 01:18:06,520 01:18:10,638 We know you went through something awful during the war, we all did! We know you went through something awful during the war, we all did!
1267 01:18:10,840 01:18:12,068 Oh, on the contrary. Oh, on the contrary.
1268 01:18:15,040 01:18:16,553 It's where I met my teacher. It's where I met my teacher.
1269 01:18:18,160 01:18:20,116 My unit had been caught in an ambush. My unit had been caught in an ambush.
1270 01:18:20,800 01:18:21,835 Everyone slaughtered. Everyone slaughtered.
1271 01:18:22,880 01:18:24,233 I'd been left for dead. I'd been left for dead.
1272 01:18:24,320 01:18:27,278 I stumbled through the Black Forest for days. I stumbled through the Black Forest for days.
1273 01:18:27,360 01:18:31,319 I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only. I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only.
1274 01:18:31,400 01:18:35,075 "Make me powerful enough to end this!" "Make me powerful enough to end this!"
1275 01:18:35,520 01:18:38,910 To erase the horrors I had witnessed. To erase the horrors I had witnessed.
1276 01:18:41,680 01:18:43,272 When I opened my eyes, When I opened my eyes,
1277 01:18:45,000 01:18:46,000 I saw him. I saw him.
1278 01:18:48,400 01:18:50,356 He offered me something to drink. He offered me something to drink.
1279 01:18:51,160 01:18:52,513 (WH EEZING) (WH EEZING)
1280 01:18:52,600 01:18:55,398 For a small price, of course. For a small price, of course.
1281 01:19:01,480 01:19:04,119 Suddenly, I had it. Suddenly, I had it.
1282 01:19:06,040 01:19:07,871 The blueprints for the clock... The blueprints for the clock...
1283 01:19:07,960 01:19:09,678 (MECHAN ICAL RATTLING) (MECHAN ICAL RATTLING)
1284 01:19:09,760 01:19:11,034 ...in my mind. ...in my mind.
1285 01:19:15,440 01:19:16,475 Clear as day. Clear as day.
1286 01:19:18,600 01:19:19,749 That wasn't a warlock. That wasn't a warlock.
1287 01:19:20,400 01:19:23,073 It wasn't even a human. It was a demon, you reckless idiot! It wasn't even a human. It was a demon, you reckless idiot!
1288 01:19:23,160 01:19:24,536 You summoned a demon! (ISAAC LAUGHS) You summoned a demon! (ISAAC LAUGHS)
1289 01:19:24,560 01:19:26,596 Yes! Yes. Yes! Yes.
1290 01:19:26,680 01:19:30,593 "Azazel," to be exact. The fourth prince of Hell. "Azazel," to be exact. The fourth prince of Hell.
1291 01:19:31,920 01:19:33,672 Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift. Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift.
1292 01:19:33,760 01:19:34,829 (MARMALADE SQUEAKING) (MARMALADE SQUEAKING)
1293 01:19:34,920 01:19:36,478 The greatest magic trick ever. The greatest magic trick ever.
1294 01:19:37,640 01:19:40,279 I'm going to make people disappear. I'm going to make people disappear.
1295 01:19:41,200 01:19:44,476 Spin the world back, until the dawn of time. Spin the world back, until the dawn of time.
1296 01:19:44,560 01:19:46,073 All that will be left... All that will be left...
1297 01:19:47,000 01:19:48,228 Selena and I. Selena and I.
1298 01:19:48,800 01:19:51,030 But if you go back to the beginning, But if you go back to the beginning,
1299 01:19:51,560 01:19:54,677 history, humans, it will all just start over again. history, humans, it will all just start over again.
1300 01:19:54,760 01:19:55,760 ISAAC: No. ISAAC: No.
1301 01:19:56,120 01:19:58,714 I'll make sure people are never born this time, I'll make sure people are never born this time,
1302 01:19:59,440 01:20:01,192 with the help of a friend. with the help of a friend.
1303 01:20:02,280 01:20:04,874 Lewis' parents won't die in that awful crash. Lewis' parents won't die in that awful crash.
1304 01:20:05,480 01:20:08,040 Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed. Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed.
1305 01:20:08,360 01:20:10,112 ISAAC: They'll never have existed. ISAAC: They'll never have existed.
1306 01:20:10,720 01:20:13,393 No people, no war. No people, no war.
1307 01:20:13,920 01:20:15,319 Now, Jonathan, Now, Jonathan,
1308 01:20:16,960 01:20:18,188 the key. the key.
1309 01:20:21,000 01:20:22,000 Florence, Florence,
1310 01:20:22,760 01:20:26,878 now would be a good time for a little magic. now would be a good time for a little magic.
1311 01:20:28,360 01:20:30,999 ISAAC: Of all people, Florence, I thought you'd want this. ISAAC: Of all people, Florence, I thought you'd want this.
1312 01:20:31,680 01:20:33,557 I know what losing your family did to you. I know what losing your family did to you.
1313 01:20:34,600 01:20:38,388 You're too sad and broken to work any real magic. You're too sad and broken to work any real magic.
1314 01:20:41,880 01:20:42,949 Maybe I was. Maybe I was.
1315 01:20:44,720 01:20:45,948 But now, But now,
1316 01:20:47,000 01:20:48,638 I'm indomitable. I'm indomitable.
1317 01:20:50,080 01:20:51,752 (JONATHAN GRUNTS) (JONATHAN GRUNTS)
1318 01:20:53,400 01:20:54,400 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1319 01:20:55,680 01:20:56,680 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
1320 01:20:56,760 01:20:57,909 (GROANS) (GROANS)
1321 01:20:59,280 01:21:00,315 Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
1322 01:21:01,120 01:21:02,951 Marmalade! Now! Marmalade! Now!
1323 01:21:03,040 01:21:04,393 (SQUEAKING) (SQUEAKING)
1324 01:21:04,760 01:21:05,760 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
1325 01:21:14,280 01:21:15,395 (SIGHS) (SIGHS)
1326 01:21:15,640 01:21:16,640 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1327 01:21:17,320 01:21:18,833 (YELLS IN PAIN) (SIZZLING) (YELLS IN PAIN) (SIZZLING)
1328 01:21:19,920 01:21:21,035 (GROANING) (GROANING)
1329 01:21:27,080 01:21:28,354 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
1330 01:21:31,520 01:21:32,589 JONATHAN: Where are they? JONATHAN: Where are they?
1331 01:21:33,000 01:21:34,069 FLORENCE: They're gone. FLORENCE: They're gone.
1332 01:21:34,200 01:21:36,350 Mind your step. There's a tongue. Mind your step. There's a tongue.
1333 01:21:36,440 01:21:38,160 There's a big tongue. JONATHAN: I've got it. There's a big tongue. JONATHAN: I've got it.
1334 01:21:49,080 01:21:50,115 (LEWIS GULPS) (LEWIS GULPS)
1335 01:21:53,600 01:21:54,669 So So
1336 01:21:55,280 01:21:56,315 creepy. creepy.
1337 01:22:02,840 01:22:04,159 (JONATHAN GASPING) (JONATHAN GASPING)
1338 01:22:04,240 01:22:08,199 (MECHANICAL SQUEAKING) PUPPET: Time for this little boy to go. (MECHANICAL SQUEAKING) PUPPET: Time for this little boy to go.
1339 01:22:08,520 01:22:10,397 Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!
1340 01:22:10,480 01:22:11,656 (SCREAMING) JONATHAN: Be careful! (SCREAMING) JONATHAN: Be careful!
1341 01:22:11,680 01:22:14,069 Lewis! Don't freak them out! (PUPPET 1 LAUGHING) Lewis! Don't freak them out! (PUPPET 1 LAUGHING)
1342 01:22:14,160 01:22:16,176 Unhand me! Let me go! Oh, no! Put me down! Stop! Put me down! Unhand me! Let me go! Oh, no! Put me down! Stop! Put me down!
1343 01:22:16,200 01:22:18,430 PUPPET 2: Mommy. Mommy. PUPPET 2: Mommy. Mommy.
1344 01:22:22,640 01:22:24,198 (PUPPET 2 CACKLING) (PUPPET 2 CACKLING)
1345 01:22:25,400 01:22:26,400 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1346 01:22:26,480 01:22:28,072 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
1347 01:22:28,560 01:22:30,960 PUPPET 3: Why won't you talk to me? Why won't you talk to me? PUPPET 3: Why won't you talk to me? Why won't you talk to me?
1348 01:22:31,000 01:22:32,000 (SCREAMS) (SCREAMS)
1349 01:22:32,080 01:22:33,115 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) (SINISTER LAUGHTER)
1350 01:22:33,200 01:22:34,758 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1351 01:22:34,840 01:22:36,034 (SCREAMING) (SCREAMING)
1352 01:22:37,120 01:22:41,272 Wait, wait. Jonathan! LEWIS: Mrs. Zimmerman! Wait, wait. Jonathan! LEWIS: Mrs. Zimmerman!
1353 01:22:41,360 01:22:42,998 Let me go! Let go of me! Let me go! Let go of me!
1354 01:22:43,080 01:22:44,195 Jonathan! Jonathan!
1355 01:22:46,560 01:22:47,959 (GROANS) JONATHAN: Son of a... (GROANS) JONATHAN: Son of a...
1356 01:22:48,040 01:22:49,359 (SINISTER LAUGHTER) (SINISTER LAUGHTER)
1357 01:22:49,440 01:22:51,396 JONATHAN: Lewis. You okay? LEWIS: I'm okay. JONATHAN: Lewis. You okay? LEWIS: I'm okay.
1358 01:22:51,480 01:22:52,629 Would you look at that? Would you look at that?
1359 01:22:53,200 01:22:54,760 JONATHAN: Okay, let's get back in there. JONATHAN: Okay, let's get back in there.
1360 01:22:54,880 01:22:56,576 FLORENCE: What? With those creepy, metal monsters inside? FLORENCE: What? With those creepy, metal monsters inside?
1361 01:22:56,600 01:22:57,640 They'll tear us to shreds! They'll tear us to shreds!
1362 01:22:57,680 01:22:59,760 JONATHAN: Florence, we have to find Isaac and Selena. JONATHAN: Florence, we have to find Isaac and Selena.
1363 01:23:00,160 01:23:01,776 FLORENCE: We don't know where in the house they are. FLORENCE: We don't know where in the house they are.
1364 01:23:01,800 01:23:04,600 JONATHAN: No. But if we wait around, we know something bad will happen. JONATHAN: No. But if we wait around, we know something bad will happen.
1365 01:23:04,640 01:23:06,496 FLORENCE: You heard Isaac. He's using the witch's hex! FLORENCE: You heard Isaac. He's using the witch's hex!
1366 01:23:06,520 01:23:09,256 I understand that. So, should we just sit around and try to figure out the hex? I understand that. So, should we just sit around and try to figure out the hex?
1367 01:23:09,280 01:23:10,456 We don't have time! No. We need a plan! We don't have time! No. We need a plan!
1368 01:23:10,480 01:23:11,549 Guys! Guys!
1369 01:23:12,120 01:23:13,269 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
1370 01:23:13,360 01:23:14,360 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1371 01:23:14,920 01:23:16,638 (PUMPKINS SCREECHING) (PUMPKINS SCREECHING)
1372 01:23:17,920 01:23:19,239 (ALL GROWLING) (ALL GROWLING)
1373 01:23:20,200 01:23:21,872 Oh, my giddy aunt. Oh, my giddy aunt.
1374 01:23:22,280 01:23:23,816 Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin, Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin,
1375 01:23:23,840 01:23:24,909 they can't really hurt us. they can't really hurt us.
1376 01:23:25,760 01:23:26,760 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1377 01:23:27,680 01:23:29,159 (GROANING) (GROANING)
1378 01:23:32,000 01:23:33,069 Okay, I made that up. Okay, I made that up.
1379 01:23:34,600 01:23:35,794 (ALL GASPING) (ALL GASPING)
1380 01:23:40,800 01:23:42,870 It's some kind of ungodly adhesive! It's some kind of ungodly adhesive!
1381 01:23:43,600 01:23:44,669 LEWIS: I'm stuck! LEWIS: I'm stuck!
1382 01:23:45,520 01:23:46,555 Me, too! Me, too!
1383 01:23:46,760 01:23:49,718 You know, I didn't think this is how I was gonna die. You know, I didn't think this is how I was gonna die.
1384 01:23:49,800 01:23:51,153 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
1385 01:23:51,320 01:23:52,958 Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt! Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt!
1386 01:23:53,040 01:23:54,109 I've got you! I've got you!
1387 01:23:56,240 01:23:58,629 Just chop. Chop, chop! FLORENCE: Lewis! Hurry! Just chop. Chop, chop! FLORENCE: Lewis! Hurry!
1388 01:23:59,080 01:24:00,080 (GROWLS) (GROWLS)
1389 01:24:01,800 01:24:03,279 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)
1390 01:24:03,600 01:24:05,795 (GRUNTS) God, I hate pumpkins. (GRUNTS) God, I hate pumpkins.
1391 01:24:12,160 01:24:13,376 JONATHAN: Did you see that, Florence? JONATHAN: Did you see that, Florence?
1392 01:24:13,400 01:24:16,153 I exploded it with a psychic energy blast! It worked! I exploded it with a psychic energy blast! It worked!
1393 01:24:16,280 01:24:18,360 FLORENCE: Yes, Jonathan, we're all very proud of you! FLORENCE: Yes, Jonathan, we're all very proud of you!
1394 01:24:18,400 01:24:20,216 JONATHAN: Did you see that I now have the power? JONATHAN: Did you see that I now have the power?
1395 01:24:20,240 01:24:21,760 FLORENCE: Yes, I understand. Gold star. FLORENCE: Yes, I understand. Gold star.
1396 01:24:22,440 01:24:23,440 Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
1397 01:24:24,240 01:24:25,832 (YELLS, GROANS) (YELLS, GROANS)
1398 01:24:27,800 01:24:30,633 LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan, it's me, please wake up! LEWIS: Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan, it's me, please wake up!
1399 01:24:30,760 01:24:32,896 FLORENCE: Jonathan. Jonathan, you've got to get up! Uncle Jonathan. FLORENCE: Jonathan. Jonathan, you've got to get up! Uncle Jonathan.
1400 01:24:32,920 01:24:34,319 You've got to get up right now! You've got to get up right now!
1401 01:24:34,400 01:24:35,400 (GROANS) (GROANS)
1402 01:24:36,280 01:24:38,510 What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune? What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune?
1403 01:24:38,880 01:24:41,792 I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan. I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan.
1404 01:24:42,120 01:24:44,076 (CHUCKLES) Aw, Lewis. (CHUCKLES) Aw, Lewis.
1405 01:24:44,160 01:24:45,832 Oh, Florence, you missed a spot. Oh, Florence, you missed a spot.
1406 01:24:46,880 01:24:50,634 Lewis. I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything. Lewis. I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything.
1407 01:24:50,720 01:24:52,836 It's okay. Me, too. It's okay. Me, too.
1408 01:24:53,440 01:24:55,216 FLORENCE: Don't get me wrong, uh, this is lovely, FLORENCE: Don't get me wrong, uh, this is lovely,
1409 01:24:55,240 01:24:57,913 but there's only 18 minutes to the eclipse. but there's only 18 minutes to the eclipse.
1410 01:24:58,720 01:25:00,039 And they've got the key. And they've got the key.
1411 01:25:00,120 01:25:01,348 How do we find the clock? How do we find the clock?
1412 01:25:01,840 01:25:02,875 We can't. We can't.
1413 01:25:03,680 01:25:04,840 It's got a witch's hex on it. It's got a witch's hex on it.
1414 01:25:04,920 01:25:06,896 And that means it's hidden from every witch or warlock, And that means it's hidden from every witch or warlock,
1415 01:25:06,920 01:25:08,069 no matter how powerful. no matter how powerful.
1416 01:25:08,640 01:25:10,119 Not even Florence could find it. Not even Florence could find it.
1417 01:25:10,200 01:25:12,998 (SIGHS) There must be something we're not thinking of. (SIGHS) There must be something we're not thinking of.
1418 01:25:14,440 01:25:15,475 (CLICKS TONGUE) (CLICKS TONGUE)
1419 01:25:18,600 01:25:19,749 Maybe I could find it. Maybe I could find it.
1420 01:25:20,840 01:25:22,239 I'm not a witch or warlock. I'm not a witch or warlock.
1421 01:25:22,600 01:25:24,192 Well, not yet anyways, but Well, not yet anyways, but
1422 01:25:25,120 01:25:26,473 maybe if I tried some magic? maybe if I tried some magic?
1423 01:25:27,240 01:25:28,275 Would that work? Would that work?
1424 01:25:33,360 01:25:36,432 (EXHALES) Okay. I'm ready. (EXHALES) Okay. I'm ready.
1425 01:25:37,040 01:25:38,871 Lewis, I don't know about that eight ball. Lewis, I don't know about that eight ball.
1426 01:25:38,960 01:25:41,349 Hey, this is my magic. Not yours. Hey, this is my magic. Not yours.
1427 01:25:42,440 01:25:43,440 (LEWIS SIGHS) (LEWIS SIGHS)
1428 01:25:44,120 01:25:45,189 Let's go. Let's go.
1429 01:25:49,120 01:25:50,712 Locate. Verb. Locate. Verb.
1430 01:25:50,800 01:25:54,110 To discover the exact place and position of. To discover the exact place and position of.
1431 01:25:54,680 01:25:58,673 Secret! Adjective! Something that is kept unknown or unseen! Secret! Adjective! Something that is kept unknown or unseen!
1432 01:25:58,760 01:26:02,833 Clock! Noun. A mechanical device, used for measuring time! Clock! Noun. A mechanical device, used for measuring time!
1433 01:26:02,920 01:26:06,071 A time-piece! A horologe! A time-piece! A horologe!
1434 01:26:07,240 01:26:09,470 Wow. He is weird. Wow. He is weird.
1435 01:26:09,600 01:26:10,635 Isn't he, though? Isn't he, though?
1436 01:26:11,000 01:26:12,797 LEWIS: Locate the secret clock. LEWIS: Locate the secret clock.
1437 01:26:13,720 01:26:16,473 Locate the secret clock! Locate the secret clock!
1438 01:26:19,160 01:26:20,559 (SOFTLY) Please, Mom and Dad. (SOFTLY) Please, Mom and Dad.
1439 01:26:21,280 01:26:24,158 Tell me where the clock is. Please. Tell me where the clock is. Please.
1440 01:26:24,280 01:26:25,872 (BREATHES DEEPLY) (BREATHES DEEPLY)
1441 01:26:26,000 01:26:27,513 (LIQUID SLOSHING) (LIQUID SLOSHING)
1442 01:26:35,240 01:26:36,309 "Under the boiler." "Under the boiler."
1443 01:26:36,400 01:26:38,391 (GASPS) Lewis, you genius! (GASPS) Lewis, you genius!
1444 01:26:40,000 01:26:42,389 (PUMPKINS GROWLING AND SCREECHING) (PUMPKINS GROWLING AND SCREECHING)
1445 01:26:51,600 01:26:52,669 Shall we? Shall we?
1446 01:27:00,360 01:27:01,759 (PUMPKINS SCREECHING) (PUMPKINS SCREECHING)
1447 01:27:06,240 01:27:07,832 (PUMPKINS GROWLING AND SCREECHING) (PUMPKINS GROWLING AND SCREECHING)
1448 01:27:17,040 01:27:19,110 JONATHAN: Trick or treat! (PUMPKIN SCREECHES) JONATHAN: Trick or treat! (PUMPKIN SCREECHES)
1449 01:27:30,840 01:27:32,353 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
1450 01:27:34,960 01:27:36,837 Mrs. Zimmerman? FLORENCE: Hmm? Mrs. Zimmerman? FLORENCE: Hmm?
1451 01:27:37,200 01:27:38,349 What is that? What is that?
1452 01:27:38,880 01:27:40,233 (CREATURE GROWLING) (CREATURE GROWLING)
1453 01:27:41,120 01:27:43,953 Jonathan. Open the door. Jonathan. Open the door.
1454 01:27:44,040 01:27:45,109 Working on it. Working on it.
1455 01:27:46,400 01:27:48,231 FLORENCE: Jonathan? (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING) FLORENCE: Jonathan? (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1456 01:27:49,480 01:27:50,515 Jonathan! (LEWIS SCREAMS) Jonathan! (LEWIS SCREAMS)
1457 01:27:50,600 01:27:51,669 That's not helping! That's not helping!
1458 01:27:51,760 01:27:52,760 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1459 01:27:52,880 01:27:55,075 (SCREAMING) (GROWLING) (SCREAMING) (GROWLING)
1460 01:27:58,280 01:27:59,554 (FLORENCE SIGHS) (FLORENCE SIGHS)
1461 01:28:00,160 01:28:01,912 (PUPPETS CACKLING) (DOOR BANGING) (PUPPETS CACKLING) (DOOR BANGING)
1462 01:28:04,320 01:28:07,392 Lewis. Crack it open. Lewis. Crack it open.
1463 01:28:12,320 01:28:14,311 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) (MUSIC BOX PLAYING) (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) (MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
1464 01:28:21,600 01:28:25,718 JONATHAN: Even in death, so creepy. JONATHAN: Even in death, so creepy.
1465 01:28:29,040 01:28:30,393 (PUPPET SQUEAKS) (PUPPET SQUEAKS)
1466 01:28:31,000 01:28:32,831 (PUPPETS POWERING DOWN) (PUPPETS POWERING DOWN)
1467 01:29:07,640 01:29:08,675 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1468 01:29:13,360 01:29:14,936 JONATHAN: Florence, I really have to pee. JONATHAN: Florence, I really have to pee.
1469 01:29:14,960 01:29:16,598 FLORENCE: Not the time, Jonathan. FLORENCE: Not the time, Jonathan.
1470 01:29:24,600 01:29:25,600 (EXHALES) (EXHALES)
1471 01:29:43,880 01:29:45,632 (GROWLING) (GROWLING)
1472 01:29:47,240 01:29:48,240 Snakespeare! Snakespeare!
1473 01:29:48,360 01:29:49,998 Mrs. Zimmerman! Florence! Mrs. Zimmerman! Florence!
1474 01:29:50,080 01:29:51,195 Go! Go! Go! Go!
1475 01:29:52,720 01:29:56,030 It's okay, she knows how to handle Snakespeare. Come here. Quickly. It's okay, she knows how to handle Snakespeare. Come here. Quickly.
1476 01:29:58,720 01:29:59,720 Isaac! Isaac!
1477 01:30:01,320 01:30:03,197 Stop! (GRUNTS) Stop! (GRUNTS)
1478 01:30:04,400 01:30:05,594 (BOTH GROAN) (BOTH GROAN)
1479 01:30:07,480 01:30:11,871 ISAAC: Please. I taught you everything you know, Jonathan. ISAAC: Please. I taught you everything you know, Jonathan.
1480 01:30:12,920 01:30:14,911 I didn't teach you everything I know. I didn't teach you everything I know.
1481 01:30:26,120 01:30:27,553 (BELL TOLLS) (BELL TOLLS)
1482 01:30:31,000 01:30:32,115 (BLOWS) (BLOWS)
1483 01:30:37,160 01:30:38,229 ISAAC: My darling. ISAAC: My darling.
1484 01:30:41,440 01:30:42,839 No! No!
1485 01:30:45,720 01:30:46,948 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1486 01:30:49,640 01:30:51,119 (BOTH EXCLAIM) (BOTH EXCLAIM)
1487 01:30:54,560 01:30:57,199 (GRUNTS) Wait there, Lewis! No, I have to come with you. (GRUNTS) Wait there, Lewis! No, I have to come with you.
1488 01:30:57,280 01:31:00,477 No! There may be traps. I have protection. No! There may be traps. I have protection.
1489 01:31:00,600 01:31:02,556 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
1490 01:31:17,080 01:31:19,878 I feel something. I've got it! I feel something. I've got it!
1491 01:31:20,200 01:31:21,519 (CRACKLING) (GROANING) (CRACKLING) (GROANING)
1492 01:31:25,480 01:31:26,515 Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!
1493 01:31:36,120 01:31:37,155 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1494 01:31:44,440 01:31:45,589 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1495 01:31:45,680 01:31:47,398 Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!
1496 01:31:47,520 01:31:48,919 (WAILING) (WAILING)
1497 01:31:50,160 01:31:54,676 (SHUSHING) It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's me. Lewis, your nephew. (SHUSHING) It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's me. Lewis, your nephew.
1498 01:31:54,760 01:31:56,352 (CONTINUES WAILING) (CONTINUES WAILING)
1499 01:31:56,840 01:32:03,757 Lewis! Come with us to the turret. It's a special turret. It'll protect us. Lewis! Come with us to the turret. It's a special turret. It'll protect us.
1500 01:32:03,920 01:32:06,832 I like you, Lewis. I like being your mom. I like you, Lewis. I like being your mom.
1501 01:32:07,240 01:32:09,993 ISAAC: Forget about your uncle. Soon he'll be gone... ISAAC: Forget about your uncle. Soon he'll be gone...
1502 01:32:10,080 01:32:11,718 (GASPS) ...like everyone else. (GASPS) ...like everyone else.
1503 01:32:12,720 01:32:15,075 Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!
1504 01:32:15,160 01:32:16,912 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
1505 01:32:17,000 01:32:18,069 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1506 01:32:20,040 01:32:21,678 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
1507 01:32:24,160 01:32:25,354 Hey! I got you. Hey! I got you.
1508 01:32:25,440 01:32:27,237 (GRUNTS, EXHALES) (GRUNTS, EXHALES)
1509 01:32:28,040 01:32:29,519 (LEWIS GROANS) (LEWIS GROANS)
1510 01:32:29,600 01:32:30,828 (ISAAC GRUNTS) (ISAAC GRUNTS)
1511 01:32:32,400 01:32:33,799 (THUNDER RUMBLES) (THUNDER RUMBLES)
1512 01:32:36,520 01:32:38,670 (LEWIS PANTING) (COOING) (LEWIS PANTING) (COOING)
1513 01:32:41,280 01:32:42,872 (JONATHAN BABBLING) (JONATHAN BABBLING)
1514 01:32:42,960 01:32:44,473 (GEARS CREAKING) (GEARS CREAKING)
1515 01:32:48,840 01:32:49,875 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1516 01:32:51,520 01:32:52,953 (JONATHAN LAUGHING) (JONATHAN LAUGHING)
1517 01:32:53,560 01:32:55,039 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
1518 01:32:58,680 01:32:59,749 What? What?
1519 01:32:59,840 01:33:01,319 (JONATHAN GURGLING) (JONATHAN GURGLING)
1520 01:33:07,440 01:33:10,113 Mom. Dad. What should I do? Mom. Dad. What should I do?
1521 01:33:13,480 01:33:14,480 "Say goodbye"? "Say goodbye"?
1522 01:33:15,000 01:33:17,070 Say goodbye? I don't get it. What do you mean? Say goodbye? I don't get it. What do you mean?
1523 01:33:18,800 01:33:19,835 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1524 01:33:20,560 01:33:21,754 (CRACKLING) (CRACKLING)
1525 01:33:22,120 01:33:23,394 (GASPS) (GASPS)
1526 01:33:24,280 01:33:28,114 Okay. Goodbye, guys. (SHUDDERING) I love you. Okay. Goodbye, guys. (SHUDDERING) I love you.
1527 01:33:30,280 01:33:31,429 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1528 01:33:35,120 01:33:36,394 (THUNDER RUMBLES) (THUNDER RUMBLES)
1529 01:33:36,480 01:33:39,074 Look, my darling. It's beginning. Look, my darling. It's beginning.
1530 01:33:39,920 01:33:41,433 (MECHANICAL GROANING) (MECHANICAL GROANING)
1531 01:33:43,320 01:33:46,915 The sands of time are shifting. (LAUGHS) The sands of time are shifting. (LAUGHS)
1532 01:33:48,960 01:33:50,712 (THUNDERCLAP) (PEOPLE GROANING) (THUNDERCLAP) (PEOPLE GROANING)
1533 01:33:54,520 01:33:55,999 (LAUGHING) (LAUGHING)
1534 01:33:57,920 01:34:00,559 (GASPING) (GASPING)
1535 01:34:00,720 01:34:02,711 (THUNDER RUMBLING) (THUNDER RUMBLING)
1536 01:34:05,760 01:34:06,988 (GEARS SCREECH) (GRUNTS) (GEARS SCREECH) (GRUNTS)
1537 01:34:08,720 01:34:10,551 (CREAKING) (CREAKING)
1538 01:34:12,440 01:34:13,555 ISAAC: Quickly! ISAAC: Quickly!
1539 01:34:14,680 01:34:15,715 Something is wrong! Something is wrong!
1540 01:34:15,800 01:34:16,869 SELENA: What is it? SELENA: What is it?
1541 01:34:16,960 01:34:18,712 Help me! (GRUNTING) Help me! (GRUNTING)
1542 01:34:22,200 01:34:23,474 (GEARS CREAK) (GEARS CREAK)
1543 01:34:24,120 01:34:25,951 (CRACKLING) (CRACKLING)
1544 01:34:33,680 01:34:35,910 (GRUNTING) (GRUNTING)
1545 01:34:39,680 01:34:40,795 (ISAAC GRUNTING) (ISAAC GRUNTING)
1546 01:34:41,400 01:34:43,868 I want to show you what a little weird can do. I want to show you what a little weird can do.
1547 01:34:45,120 01:34:46,120 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1548 01:34:46,240 01:34:47,309 (GASPS) (SELENA YELPS) (GASPS) (SELENA YELPS)
1549 01:34:48,440 01:34:50,396 (YELLING) (YELLING)
1550 01:34:58,560 01:34:59,879 (GEARS CREAK) (GEARS CREAK)
1551 01:35:04,360 01:35:06,237 (PANTING) (PANTING)
1552 01:35:11,400 01:35:12,799 (JONATHAN GRUNTS) What? (JONATHAN GRUNTS) What?
1553 01:35:12,880 01:35:14,916 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) (GRUNTING CONTINUES)
1554 01:35:19,480 01:35:21,630 (BOTH EXHALE) (BOTH EXHALE)
1555 01:35:22,680 01:35:23,680 Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan.
1556 01:35:24,640 01:35:25,709 I'm back. I'm back.
1557 01:35:27,000 01:35:29,992 You did it. (LAUGHS) You stopped the clock! You did it. (LAUGHS) You stopped the clock!
1558 01:35:31,800 01:35:34,360 Do not tell Florence about the baby body. Do not tell Florence about the baby body.
1559 01:35:34,440 01:35:35,720 She'll never let me live it down. She'll never let me live it down.
1560 01:35:36,080 01:35:37,593 I won't. You promise? I won't. You promise?
1561 01:35:37,680 01:35:39,511 I swear. No baby body. I swear. No baby body.
1562 01:35:39,600 01:35:41,272 Warlock secret? Never happened. Warlock secret? Never happened.
1563 01:35:41,520 01:35:42,635 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES)
1564 01:35:42,760 01:35:46,673 You're the best. You did it. Toss me my trousers. (CHUCKLES) You're the best. You did it. Toss me my trousers. (CHUCKLES)
1565 01:35:49,760 01:35:51,136 Not a word to Florence. I'm serious. Not a word to Florence. I'm serious.
1566 01:35:51,160 01:35:54,470 Well, well, well. Look what the cat threw up. Well, well, well. Look what the cat threw up.
1567 01:35:55,240 01:35:56,593 (BOTH LAUGH) (BOTH LAUGH)
1568 01:35:58,960 01:36:00,552 (JONATHAN LAUGHS) Whew! (JONATHAN LAUGHS) Whew!
1569 01:36:00,640 01:36:02,232 Oh, you fixed Snakespeare! Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
1570 01:36:02,360 01:36:03,952 Well, you stopped the clock. Well, you stopped the clock.
1571 01:36:04,560 01:36:09,554 Nah, I just wet my pants. Literally. Lewis stopped the clock. Nah, I just wet my pants. Literally. Lewis stopped the clock.
1572 01:36:10,200 01:36:11,235 FLORENCE: Lewis. FLORENCE: Lewis.
1573 01:36:12,720 01:36:14,472 You are indomitable. You are indomitable.
1574 01:36:18,040 01:36:21,715 Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm sorry you lost your family. Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm sorry you lost your family.
1575 01:36:22,880 01:36:24,313 I'm sorry you lost yours. I'm sorry you lost yours.
1576 01:36:26,360 01:36:28,954 But maybe would you wanna be a black swan with us? But maybe would you wanna be a black swan with us?
1577 01:36:35,400 01:36:36,628 Can I be a purple one? Can I be a purple one?
1578 01:36:37,720 01:36:38,755 Deal. Deal.
1579 01:36:39,080 01:36:40,877 I would like that very much. I would like that very much.
1580 01:36:45,200 01:36:47,077 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1581 01:36:49,960 01:36:51,360 I don't want the creepy little runt. I don't want the creepy little runt.
1582 01:36:51,840 01:36:52,955 Think I want him? Think I want him?
1583 01:36:53,960 01:36:55,080 LEWIS: You know what, fellas? LEWIS: You know what, fellas?
1584 01:36:55,120 01:36:56,678 I don't really wanna play anyways. I don't really wanna play anyways.
1585 01:36:58,880 01:37:01,000 (WHISPERS) Ball to the face at a very high-speed pace. (WHISPERS) Ball to the face at a very high-speed pace.
1586 01:37:02,800 01:37:03,800 (GRUNTS) (GRUNTS)
1587 01:37:04,600 01:37:06,192 (KIDS EXCLAIM) (KIDS EXCLAIM)
1588 01:37:08,640 01:37:09,640 Lucky shot. Lucky shot.
1589 01:37:09,760 01:37:11,034 We want Lewis on our team. We want Lewis on our team.
1590 01:37:11,320 01:37:12,719 No. We want him! No. We want him!
1591 01:37:12,800 01:37:15,917 ALL: No, Lewis, come on! Come on! Lewis, come on! ALL: No, Lewis, come on! Come on! Lewis, come on!
1592 01:37:16,080 01:37:17,479 (ALL CONTINUE SHOUTING) (ALL CONTINUE SHOUTING)
1593 01:37:20,280 01:37:21,395 (WHISTLE BLOWS) (WHISTLE BLOWS)
1594 01:37:22,680 01:37:24,796 Rose Rita, right? Mmm-hmm. Rose Rita, right? Mmm-hmm.
1595 01:37:24,880 01:37:25,949 Can I see your bug book? Can I see your bug book?
1596 01:37:27,160 01:37:28,878 I've seen you with your dictionary. I've seen you with your dictionary.
1597 01:37:28,960 01:37:30,632 You know the word is "insect." You know the word is "insect."
1598 01:37:31,880 01:37:32,949 But sure. But sure.
1599 01:37:38,200 01:37:42,671 Wow. You drew these? These are really good. Wow. You drew these? These are really good.
1600 01:37:45,600 01:37:47,431 You look like an insect. You look like an insect.
1601 01:37:47,520 01:37:49,397 I mean that as the highest compliment. I mean that as the highest compliment.
1602 01:37:53,000 01:37:54,069 That's how I take it. That's how I take it.
1603 01:37:57,280 01:37:59,874 (BELL RINGS) LEWIS: I'm so excited. Like it's so... (BELL RINGS) LEWIS: I'm so excited. Like it's so...
1604 01:37:59,960 01:38:00,960 (HORN BEEPS) Oh, yeah. (HORN BEEPS) Oh, yeah.
1605 01:38:01,520 01:38:02,748 Bye! Bye. Bye! Bye.
1606 01:38:03,320 01:38:04,320 Who was that? Who was that?
1607 01:38:04,440 01:38:06,396 Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend. Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend.
1608 01:38:06,480 01:38:08,357 She is? Is it kissy-faced? She is? Is it kissy-faced?
1609 01:38:08,440 01:38:09,555 No, platonic. No, platonic.
1610 01:38:09,640 01:38:10,868 Look at him playing it cool. Look at him playing it cool.
1611 01:38:10,960 01:38:12,871 James Dean, all of a sudden. (LAUGHS) James Dean, all of a sudden. (LAUGHS)
1612 01:38:16,800 01:38:18,597 Uncle Jonathan, punch it. Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
1613 01:38:18,680 01:38:20,159 Let's see what this baby can do. Let's see what this baby can do.
1614 01:38:20,240 01:38:21,593 (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE LAUGH) (JONATHAN AND FLORENCE LAUGH)
1615 01:38:21,680 01:38:23,318 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
1616 01:38:34,120 01:38:36,429 Hi. We're home. Hello. Aw. Hi. We're home. Hello. Aw.
1617 01:38:36,520 01:38:38,351 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
1618 01:38:39,120 01:38:40,394 You ready? LEWIS: Oh, yeah. You ready? LEWIS: Oh, yeah.
1619 01:38:40,560 01:38:42,710 (CHAIR WHIMPERING) Stay. (CHAIR WHIMPERING) Stay.
1620 01:38:43,280 01:38:45,416 FLORENCE: You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma. FLORENCE: You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma.
1621 01:38:45,440 01:38:47,096 JONATHAN: Oh, that's funny, you look like one. JONATHAN: Oh, that's funny, you look like one.
1622 01:38:47,120 01:38:49,634 LEWIS: Guys, stop! You're both super-old. LEWIS: Guys, stop! You're both super-old.
1623 01:38:50,120 01:38:51,176 JONATHAN: Ha-ha! Nice one, Lewis. JONATHAN: Ha-ha! Nice one, Lewis.
1624 01:38:51,200 01:38:52,315 FLORENCE: Gold star. FLORENCE: Gold star.
1625 01:38:56,720 01:38:58,631 (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
1626 01:38:58,720 01:38:59,789 (CHAIR WHINES) (CHAIR WHINES)
1627 01:38:59,880 01:39:02,110 JONATHAN: Bad kitty! Use the litter box! JONATHAN: Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
1628 01:39:02,200 01:39:03,792 (CREATURE GROANS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS) (CREATURE GROANS) (CHAIR SQUEAKS)
1629 01:39:12,160 01:39:13,912 (CHAINSAW WHIRRING) (CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
1630 01:39:21,960 01:39:24,520 (CREATURE GROWLS) (CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING) (CREATURE GROWLS) (CHAINSAW CONTINUES WHIRRING)
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