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1	00:00:14,222	00:00:21,222	Brought to you by iRiS \| TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §	Brought to you by iRiS \| TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §
2	00:01:05,320	00:01:07,754	Dear Lewis, enclosed please find	Dear Lewis, enclosed please find
3	00:01:07,880	00:01:09,632	one bus ticket and two silver dollars	one bus ticket and two silver dollars
4	00:01:09,720	00:01:11,073	for your trip to Michigan.	for your trip to Michigan.
5	00:01:12,120	00:01:14,588	I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents.	I'm really sorry about the loss of your parents.
6	00:01:15,520	00:01:19,195	Your mom was my sister, so, that makes you family.	Your mom was my sister, so, that makes you family.
7	00:01:19,760	00:01:22,035	And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home.	And I'll do my best to make you feel right at home.
8	00:01:22,760	00:01:26,435	As Einstein said, "Life is like a bicycle.	As Einstein said, "Life is like a bicycle.
9	00:01:27,000	00:01:29,560	"To stay balanced, you gotta keep moving forward."	"To stay balanced, you gotta keep moving forward."
10	00:01:29,960	00:01:31,029	And so will we.	And so will we.
11	00:01:31,880	00:01:33,199	I look forward to meeting ya.	I look forward to meeting ya.
12	00:01:33,680	00:01:34,999	Your uncle, Jonathan.	Your uncle, Jonathan.
13	00:01:35,680	00:01:38,433	PS, sorry for the stain on the letter, that's chocolate.	PS, sorry for the stain on the letter, that's chocolate.
14	00:01:43,560	00:01:45,596	Mom, Dad, are you there?	Mom, Dad, are you there?
15	00:01:46,600	00:01:47,715	Am I gonna be okay?	Am I gonna be okay?
16	00:01:52,880	00:01:54,359	"Cannot say."	"Cannot say."
17	00:02:04,000	00:02:05,960	Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday.	Gonna buy Charlie a bike for his birthday.
18	00:02:06,040	00:02:10,318	- He's gonna love it! - Emma Jean! Bus is here!	- He's gonna love it! - Emma Jean! Bus is here!
19	00:02:14,640	00:02:16,631	Last stop, New Zebedee.	Last stop, New Zebedee.
20	00:02:22,480	00:02:23,600	Are you coming?	Are you coming?
21	00:02:25,360	00:02:26,395	Oh, golly.	Oh, golly.
22	00:02:31,040	00:02:32,155	I'm a little nervous.	I'm a little nervous.
23	00:02:34,480	00:02:37,096	- You want me to get that for you? - If you don't mind.	- You want me to get that for you? - If you don't mind.
24	00:02:37,120	00:02:38,456	No problem, ma'am.	No problem, ma'am.
25	00:02:38,480	00:02:40,656	- Thank you so much. - There you go.	- Thank you so much. - There you go.
26	00:02:40,680	00:02:41,749	Have a great night.	Have a great night.
27	00:02:46,880	00:02:50,000	Oh, come on. Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet ya.	Oh, come on. Don't kill yourself before I've had a chance to meet ya.
28	00:02:50,600	00:02:53,068	Lewis, I'm your uncle, Jonathan.	Lewis, I'm your uncle, Jonathan.
29	00:02:55,360	00:02:56,554	Are you wearing a robe?	Are you wearing a robe?
30	00:02:56,880	00:02:58,359	It's a kimono.	It's a kimono.
31	00:02:58,440	00:02:59,440	Oh.	Oh.
32	00:03:01,000	00:03:02,240	Here, let me help you with that.	Here, let me help you with that.
33	00:03:03,240	00:03:06,312	Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing? Encyclopedias?	Oh! Good Lord, what do you got in this thing? Encyclopedias?
34	00:03:06,480	00:03:07,515	Dictionaries.	Dictionaries.
35	00:03:09,640	00:03:11,039	Oh, you're serious.	Oh, you're serious.
36	00:03:12,000	00:03:14,639	I like new words. I think they're very pulchritudinous.	I like new words. I think they're very pulchritudinous.
37	00:03:14,720	00:03:16,517	Well, welcome to New Zebedee.	Well, welcome to New Zebedee.
38	00:03:16,840	00:03:19,877	Or should I say "salutations"? You can look that one up.	Or should I say "salutations"? You can look that one up.
39	00:03:20,080	00:03:21,672	I know what "salutations" means.	I know what "salutations" means.
40	00:03:21,760	00:03:23,671	Well, smart kid.	Well, smart kid.
41	00:03:25,680	00:03:27,557	Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon?	Uh, do you think that we're gonna be home soon?
42	00:03:27,640	00:03:29,440	Because the Captain Midnight show's almost on.	Because the Captain Midnight show's almost on.
43	00:03:29,520	00:03:31,816	Uh... You don't have to worry about that, I don't have a TV.	Uh... You don't have to worry about that, I don't have a TV.
44	00:03:31,840	00:03:35,037	But, I do have a big poker game tonight, if you wanna join. Do you play?	But, I do have a big poker game tonight, if you wanna join. Do you play?
45	00:03:35,400	00:03:37,118	Uh, no, I'm 10.	Uh, no, I'm 10.
46	00:03:37,200	00:03:39,270	Duly noted.	Duly noted.
47	00:03:58,200	00:04:00,395	Huh. Here we are. Excuse me.	Huh. Here we are. Excuse me.
48	00:04:02,320	00:04:03,389	The Muggin Samoon.	The Muggin Samoon.
49	00:04:04,200	00:04:06,634	Temperamental door handle. Hop in.	Temperamental door handle. Hop in.
50	00:04:08,480	00:04:10,710	Here you go. Watch your tootsies.	Here you go. Watch your tootsies.
51	00:04:15,240	00:04:16,434	All right, here we are.	All right, here we are.
52	00:04:19,120	00:04:20,155	You can get out here.	You can get out here.
53	00:04:22,240	00:04:23,309	Here we go.	Here we go.
54	00:04:38,000	00:04:39,228	Home sweet home.	Home sweet home.
55	00:04:42,080	00:04:45,390	Do you like Halloween? Hmm?	Do you like Halloween? Hmm?
56	00:04:45,480	00:04:48,119	Oh, no. I keep those up year round.	Oh, no. I keep those up year round.
57	00:04:48,200	00:04:49,997	Mr. Barnavelt!	Mr. Barnavelt!
58	00:04:50,080	00:04:51,752	Come, darling. Yes, good puppy.	Come, darling. Yes, good puppy.
59	00:04:52,160	00:04:53,513	Mr. Barnavelt!	Mr. Barnavelt!
60	00:04:53,600	00:04:56,956	Ah, Mrs. Hanchett. Marmalade.	Ah, Mrs. Hanchett. Marmalade.
61	00:04:57,160	00:04:58,560	Is that a robe?	Is that a robe?
62	00:04:58,680	00:04:59,795	It's a kimono.	It's a kimono.
63	00:05:00,600	00:05:02,477	You've been playing your saxophone again.	You've been playing your saxophone again.
64	00:05:02,560	00:05:04,755	Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies	Madame, not everyone can appreciate the intricacies
65	00:05:04,840	00:05:06,273	of a free-form jazz odyssey.	of a free-form jazz odyssey.
66	00:05:06,360	00:05:07,416	I don't care what you play.	I don't care what you play.
67	00:05:07,440	00:05:09,317	You're playing at 3:00 in the morning.	You're playing at 3:00 in the morning.
68	00:05:09,600	00:05:11,352	So, I'm begging you! Who's this?	So, I'm begging you! Who's this?
69	00:05:11,800	00:05:15,349	Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew. He'll be living with me.	Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew. He'll be living with me.
70	00:05:15,640	00:05:19,030	You're responsible for keeping a human child alive?	You're responsible for keeping a human child alive?
71	00:05:19,400	00:05:20,400	That's right.	That's right.
72	00:05:20,760	00:05:22,478	Good evening. This way, Lewis.	Good evening. This way, Lewis.
73	00:05:24,400	00:05:26,595	I'll try to keep it down around 3:00 a.m.	I'll try to keep it down around 3:00 a.m.
74	00:05:26,840	00:05:30,469	But, uh, them's my best jamming hours.	But, uh, them's my best jamming hours.
75	00:05:34,520	00:05:35,748	And, here we are.	And, here we are.
76	00:05:54,120	00:05:56,350	Wow, you've...	Wow, you've...
77	00:05:58,040	00:05:59,234	That's a lot of clocks.	That's a lot of clocks.
78	00:05:59,320	00:06:02,312	Well, what constitutes a lot is really a matter of personal taste.	Well, what constitutes a lot is really a matter of personal taste.
79	00:06:02,400	00:06:04,197	For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks.	For me, it's a perfect amount of clocks.
80	00:06:07,000	00:06:09,150	Oh, sorry. There's a deranged cuckoo in there.	Oh, sorry. There's a deranged cuckoo in there.
81	00:06:11,080	00:06:14,595	Your ratchet wheel's shot, and the click spring's not far behind.	Your ratchet wheel's shot, and the click spring's not far behind.
82	00:06:16,760	00:06:20,116	Hello. You're Lewis, I presume? How was your trip?	Hello. You're Lewis, I presume? How was your trip?
83	00:06:20,720	00:06:23,598	This old hag is my next-door neighbor, Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.	This old hag is my next-door neighbor, Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.
84	00:06:23,960	00:06:28,715	I'm relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's freakishly oversized head.	I'm relieved to see you didn't inherit your uncle's freakishly oversized head.
85	00:06:28,800	00:06:31,598	Huh. Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip.	Huh. Says the woman who literally looks like a Q-tip.
86	00:06:31,680	00:06:34,513	Oh, look. The giant head is angry.	Oh, look. The giant head is angry.
87	00:06:34,840	00:06:37,798	My God, did that withered purple skeleton just speak?	My God, did that withered purple skeleton just speak?
88	00:06:38,400	00:06:39,549	It's nice to meet you.	It's nice to meet you.
89	00:06:40,080	00:06:41,638	Lewis, are you hungry? Yes, please.	Lewis, are you hungry? Yes, please.
90	00:06:42,120	00:06:43,800	Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room.	Florence, I'm gonna show Lewis to his room.
91	00:06:43,880	00:06:45,656	For once in your life, could you make yourself useful	For once in your life, could you make yourself useful
92	00:06:45,680	00:06:48,256	and whip up a batch of those chocolate chip cookies?	and whip up a batch of those chocolate chip cookies?
93	00:06:48,280	00:06:49,759	And how would you like them, sir?	And how would you like them, sir?
94	00:06:49,840	00:06:51,831	Stuffed down your throat, one by one?	Stuffed down your throat, one by one?
95	00:06:51,920	00:06:53,911	Or crumbled up and shoved into your pants?	Or crumbled up and shoved into your pants?
96	00:06:54,000	00:06:55,035	Ignore her, Lewis.	Ignore her, Lewis.
97	00:06:55,120	00:06:58,271	She thinks she's smarter than me because she's got more college degrees.	She thinks she's smarter than me because she's got more college degrees.
98	00:06:58,400	00:07:00,868	No, I think I'm smarter than you because I'm smarter than you.	No, I think I'm smarter than you because I'm smarter than you.
99	00:07:02,240	00:07:03,798	Shh!	Shh!
100	00:07:03,880	00:07:05,120	But, Uncle Jonathan? Mmm.	But, Uncle Jonathan? Mmm.
101	00:07:05,200	00:07:07,680	Don't I have to have dinner before I'm allowed to have cookies?	Don't I have to have dinner before I'm allowed to have cookies?
102	00:07:08,120	00:07:10,881	Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner? They're far more delicious.	Well, why not just eat cookies for dinner? They're far more delicious.
103	00:07:11,000	00:07:13,355	I know. It's just, we had these house rules.	I know. It's just, we had these house rules.
104	00:07:13,560	00:07:14,675	Well, not in this house.	Well, not in this house.
105	00:07:14,920	00:07:17,309	There's no bedtime, bath time or meal time.	There's no bedtime, bath time or meal time.
106	00:07:17,880	00:07:20,155	You can eat cookies till you throw up for all I care.	You can eat cookies till you throw up for all I care.
107	00:07:20,880	00:07:24,350	You'll see. Things are quite different here.	You'll see. Things are quite different here.
108	00:07:49,600	00:07:50,600	All mine?	All mine?
109	00:07:51,040	00:07:52,234	All yours.	All yours.
110	00:07:54,040	00:07:56,952	Although, why this is yours I have no idea.	Although, why this is yours I have no idea.
111	00:07:57,080	00:07:59,355	You know it's about the complete opposite of real magic.	You know it's about the complete opposite of real magic.
112	00:07:59,440	00:08:00,555	Um...	Um...
113	00:08:00,640	00:08:03,279	It's the last thing my parents gave to me before the...	It's the last thing my parents gave to me before the...
114	00:08:05,520	00:08:06,669	The car crash.	The car crash.
115	00:08:08,800	00:08:10,438	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
116	00:08:10,640	00:08:12,710	Uh, here, yeah, take that back.	Uh, here, yeah, take that back.
117	00:08:13,680	00:08:17,878	Um, I have a tissue around here somewhere.	Um, I have a tissue around here somewhere.
118	00:08:18,320	00:08:19,320	Ah.	Ah.
119	00:08:23,000	00:08:25,036	Here you go. No, hold on. Sorry.	Here you go. No, hold on. Sorry.
120	00:08:25,800	00:08:27,756	I didn't mean to, to...	I didn't mean to, to...
121	00:08:28,400	00:08:31,756	I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance.	I didn't realize the ball was of emotional significance.
122	00:08:31,920	00:08:33,035	Almost there.	Almost there.
123	00:08:35,280	00:08:37,748	Feel free to grab any color tissue, they're all the same.	Feel free to grab any color tissue, they're all the same.
124	00:08:38,600	00:08:41,876	Hey, gorilla groin, are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire?	Hey, gorilla groin, are we playing poker, or am I playing solitaire?
125	00:08:42,000	00:08:44,036	Hold your horses, you scarecrow!	Hold your horses, you scarecrow!
126	00:08:44,120	00:08:46,190	Right?	Right?
127	00:08:52,000	00:08:55,072	Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces.	Calling that a poker face is an insult to faces.
128	00:08:59,080	00:09:00,718	Sore loser, frumpy.	Sore loser, frumpy.
129	00:09:04,880	00:09:05,995	Well, beat that.	Well, beat that.
130	00:09:13,080	00:09:16,550	He wins. Again.	He wins. Again.
131	00:09:16,760	00:09:18,830	You're hustling me. You've played before.	You're hustling me. You've played before.
132	00:09:19,520	00:09:21,954	I haven't. I swear.	I haven't. I swear.
133	00:09:23,200	00:09:24,599	Beginner's luck, I guess?	Beginner's luck, I guess?
134	00:09:25,080	00:09:27,958	Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa. You want some?	Well, I'm gonna drown my sorrows in some hot cocoa. You want some?
135	00:09:28,040	00:09:29,109	Yes, please. Florence?	Yes, please. Florence?
136	00:09:29,200	00:09:30,394	Delighted. Get your own.	Delighted. Get your own.
137	00:09:30,480	00:09:31,480	Choke and die.	Choke and die.
138	00:09:33,520	00:09:35,456	So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan?	So, how long have you lived next door to Uncle Jonathan?
139	00:09:35,480	00:09:38,438	Oh, we've been friends forever. Ever since I came here.	Oh, we've been friends forever. Ever since I came here.
140	00:09:38,520	00:09:40,476	Ran here, actually.	Ran here, actually.
141	00:09:41,600	00:09:43,795	From Paris. After the war.	From Paris. After the war.
142	00:09:48,160	00:09:51,436	And, no. To answer that look you're giving me,	And, no. To answer that look you're giving me,
143	00:09:51,520	00:09:53,954	your uncle and I aren't anything kissy faced.	your uncle and I aren't anything kissy faced.
144	00:09:54,320	00:09:55,514	Gross! Ugh!	Gross! Ugh!
145	00:09:55,720	00:09:56,755	The word's "platonic."	The word's "platonic."
146	00:09:57,240	00:09:58,355	That's right.	That's right.
147	00:10:00,400	00:10:04,313	Look, your uncle drives me nuts. And he doesn't always smell so terrific,	Look, your uncle drives me nuts. And he doesn't always smell so terrific,
148	00:10:04,400	00:10:08,552	but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes than I care to mention.	but he's gotten me out of more tough scrapes than I care to mention.
149	00:10:10,000	00:10:13,515	You know, I've found that all one really needs in this world	You know, I've found that all one really needs in this world
150	00:10:13,600	00:10:15,431	is one good friend.	is one good friend.
151	00:10:17,040	00:10:18,712	Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots.	Oh, but I'm sure you've got lots.
152	00:10:19,680	00:10:21,636	Yeah. Tons.	Yeah. Tons.
153	00:10:22,320	00:10:24,629	All my friends are really great.	All my friends are really great.
154	00:10:25,000	00:10:26,069	Hmm.	Hmm.
155	00:10:31,160	00:10:33,196	Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.	Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
156	00:10:34,680	00:10:37,877	I really miss you guys. Love you.	I really miss you guys. Love you.
157	00:12:14,800	00:12:16,358	Uh, Uncle Jonathan?	Uh, Uncle Jonathan?
158	00:12:19,560	00:12:20,816	You've got to go into the wall.	You've got to go into the wall.
159	00:12:20,840	00:12:21,896	What do you mean I have to...	What do you mean I have to...
160	00:12:21,920	00:12:22,976	Will you... I am going in the wall!	Will you... I am going in the wall!
161	00:12:23,000	00:12:24,256	You did not go into the wall yesterday. Yes, I did.	You did not go into the wall yesterday. Yes, I did.
162	00:12:24,280	00:12:25,336	I saw you. You did not go... You...	I saw you. You did not go... You...
163	00:12:25,360	00:12:26,395	Hello?	Hello?
164	00:12:26,480	00:12:27,754	Lewis! Didn't see you there.	Lewis! Didn't see you there.
165	00:12:28,200	00:12:30,316	Big day. First day of school. How'd you sleep?	Big day. First day of school. How'd you sleep?
166	00:12:30,400	00:12:31,435	I...	I...
167	00:12:31,560	00:12:33,118	Fine. How did you sleep?	Fine. How did you sleep?
168	00:12:33,200	00:12:35,395	Peachy. Like a baby. Like a big peachy baby.	Peachy. Like a baby. Like a big peachy baby.
169	00:12:35,480	00:12:36,959	Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead.	Okay, off you go. Knock 'em dead.
170	00:12:39,200	00:12:41,200	I played it perfect, he suspects nothing.	I played it perfect, he suspects nothing.
171	00:12:42,560	00:12:45,393	Forty-third, New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...	Forty-third, New Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...
172	00:12:59,320	00:13:01,436	Hold the door!	Hold the door!
173	00:13:07,880	00:13:09,393	Clark, let's make a decision.	Clark, let's make a decision.
174	00:13:15,960	00:13:18,110	Herman.	Herman.
175	00:13:33,760	00:13:34,760	Good hustle, Herman.	Good hustle, Herman.
176	00:13:35,200	00:13:36,349	Thanks, Coach.	Thanks, Coach.
177	00:13:40,560	00:13:41,675	Woody.	Woody.
178	00:13:42,040	00:13:43,109	We're even teams now.	We're even teams now.
179	00:13:44,080	00:13:45,115	Let's play ball.	Let's play ball.
180	00:13:45,280	00:13:46,838	Maybe next time, ankle-biter.	Maybe next time, ankle-biter.
181	00:13:47,360	00:13:48,360	Coach.	Coach.
182	00:13:48,800	00:13:50,776	Come on, just pick him. No, just pick him.	Come on, just pick him. No, just pick him.
183	00:13:50,800	00:13:51,800	No.	No.
184	00:13:52,120	00:13:53,189	Come on.	Come on.
185	00:13:54,520	00:13:57,353	Fine. All right. You're with us. You can play, right?	Fine. All right. You're with us. You can play, right?
186	00:14:00,520	00:14:01,520	Sure.	Sure.
187	00:14:04,400	00:14:05,628	I'm open! I'm...	I'm open! I'm...
188	00:14:06,080	00:14:08,496	Goggles, get up! Come on, guys! Down the court! Down the court!	Goggles, get up! Come on, guys! Down the court! Down the court!
189	00:14:08,520	00:14:09,840	- You all right? - Bring it on!	- You all right? - Bring it on!
190	00:14:10,920	00:14:11,955	You good?	You good?
191	00:14:12,080	00:14:14,256	All right, open your space up. Come on, guys, open the space!	All right, open your space up. Come on, guys, open the space!
192	00:14:14,280	00:14:16,191	Now, again. Let's go, let's go, let's go!	Now, again. Let's go, let's go, let's go!
193	00:14:16,280	00:14:17,640	Pass the ball!	Pass the ball!
194	00:14:17,800	00:14:19,518	Goggles, what's going on?	Goggles, what's going on?
195	00:14:20,080	00:14:22,056	Come on, let's go. Defense! Look alive. Look alive, guys.	Come on, let's go. Defense! Look alive. Look alive, guys.
196	00:14:22,080	00:14:23,559	Goggles, make the shot! Come on!	Goggles, make the shot! Come on!
197	00:14:23,640	00:14:24,959	- Make the shot! - Goggles!	- Make the shot! - Goggles!
198	00:14:25,440	00:14:27,237	Not at me! The basket!	Not at me! The basket!
199	00:14:27,320	00:14:28,376	You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!	You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!
200	00:14:28,400	00:14:29,879	Goggles, Goggles, I'm open!	Goggles, Goggles, I'm open!
201	00:14:29,960	00:14:31,029	I'm sorry!	I'm sorry!
202	00:14:31,120	00:14:33,480	Come on, give it back to Owen! Give it back to Lewis!	Come on, give it back to Owen! Give it back to Lewis!
203	00:14:33,640	00:14:35,835	Hey, guard your guys, guard your guys! Let's go!	Hey, guard your guys, guard your guys! Let's go!
204	00:14:35,920	00:14:37,956	- Shoot! Shoot! - Shoot! Shoot!	- Shoot! Shoot! - Shoot! Shoot!
205	00:14:41,760	00:14:43,671	Nice shot, Speedy. Thanks, Coach.	Nice shot, Speedy. Thanks, Coach.
206	00:14:43,760	00:14:45,256	Attention, students.	Attention, students.
207	00:14:45,280	00:14:48,750	The honor class club is meeting in the library today, after school.	The honor class club is meeting in the library today, after school.
208	00:14:48,880	00:14:51,348	There he is. Star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers.	There he is. Star forward for the Minneapolis Lakers.
209	00:14:51,440	00:14:53,351	How you doin', buddy? I'm good.	How you doin', buddy? I'm good.
210	00:14:53,440	00:14:56,201	A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains.	A vote for Tarby Corrigan is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains.
211	00:14:56,240	00:14:57,816	Thank you. Hey! A vote for Tarby Corrigan	Thank you. Hey! A vote for Tarby Corrigan
212	00:14:57,840	00:14:59,560	is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains!	is a vote for pop in the drinking fountains!
213	00:14:59,680	00:15:02,274	Please. How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains?	Please. How is he gonna carbonate the drinking fountains?
214	00:15:14,960	00:15:16,029	Whoa.	Whoa.
215	00:15:17,200	00:15:18,480	Come on! Hit it!	Come on! Hit it!
216	00:15:18,520	00:15:20,909	Don't just stand there. Can you pitch?	Don't just stand there. Can you pitch?
217	00:15:21,480	00:15:24,119	Uh, no, not very well.	Uh, no, not very well.
218	00:15:25,480	00:15:27,948	I'll take what I can get. Come toss me one.	I'll take what I can get. Come toss me one.
219	00:15:29,680	00:15:30,829	Come on.	Come on.
220	00:15:39,720	00:15:42,314	What are you doing here? Where are all your friends?	What are you doing here? Where are all your friends?
221	00:15:42,680	00:15:43,954	Football practice.	Football practice.
222	00:15:44,400	00:15:46,391	Can't play. Can't do anything.	Can't play. Can't do anything.
223	00:15:47,600	00:15:49,158	My butt is just warming the bench.	My butt is just warming the bench.
224	00:15:52,040	00:15:55,157	So, you're new in town. Where do you live?	So, you're new in town. Where do you live?
225	00:15:55,760	00:15:58,194	Kind of this big, old place on the end of High Street.	Kind of this big, old place on the end of High Street.
226	00:15:59,760	00:16:00,875	Wait.	Wait.
227	00:16:01,680	00:16:02,999	You live in the slaughter house?	You live in the slaughter house?
228	00:16:03,880	00:16:05,518	I'm sorry. The what?	I'm sorry. The what?
229	00:16:05,880	00:16:08,110	Some old guy died there. Now it's haunted.	Some old guy died there. Now it's haunted.
230	00:16:08,440	00:16:09,759	Well, everyone says so.	Well, everyone says so.
231	00:16:10,160	00:16:11,320	Have you seen anything creepy?	Have you seen anything creepy?
232	00:16:11,560	00:16:12,993	No. Well...	No. Well...
233	00:16:14,000	00:16:16,480	Last night I thought I heard something, but it wasn't anything.	Last night I thought I heard something, but it wasn't anything.
234	00:16:16,520	00:16:18,511	It was just my uncle. What was he doing?	It was just my uncle. What was he doing?
235	00:16:18,600	00:16:20,591	I don't know, just sort of wandering around.	I don't know, just sort of wandering around.
236	00:16:21,120	00:16:22,633	I think he was looking for something.	I think he was looking for something.
237	00:16:23,160	00:16:24,593	Maybe he was looking for an ax?	Maybe he was looking for an ax?
238	00:16:24,800	00:16:25,869	It's his house.	It's his house.
239	00:16:26,640	00:16:28,312	Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is?	Why wouldn't he know where his own ax is?
240	00:16:28,560	00:16:31,028	Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder.	Maybe he hid it from the police after the last murder.
241	00:16:33,440	00:16:35,510	Look, I'm just trying to help us both out.	Look, I'm just trying to help us both out.
242	00:16:36,400	00:16:38,160	You can't vote for me if you don't have arms.	You can't vote for me if you don't have arms.
243	00:16:39,920	00:16:40,920	Come on.	Come on.
244	00:16:54,640	00:16:55,675	Lewis.	Lewis.
245	00:16:57,720	00:16:58,720	Lewis?	Lewis?
246	00:17:03,040	00:17:04,109	Lewis.	Lewis.
247	00:17:04,680	00:17:05,795	Sweetheart.	Sweetheart.
248	00:17:06,560	00:17:10,872	Hey, kiddo. I missed you so much.	Hey, kiddo. I missed you so much.
249	00:17:13,160	00:17:15,674	I miss you too, Mom. A lot.	I miss you too, Mom. A lot.
250	00:17:16,560	00:17:21,190	Your dad and I, we'd give anything to be with you again.	Your dad and I, we'd give anything to be with you again.
251	00:17:21,480	00:17:22,674	You know that, right?	You know that, right?
252	00:17:23,800	00:17:26,917	So? How are you making out?	So? How are you making out?
253	00:17:28,000	00:17:29,558	How do you like Uncle Jonathan?	How do you like Uncle Jonathan?
254	00:17:30,280	00:17:32,350	He seems nice. Just...	He seems nice. Just...
255	00:17:34,320	00:17:35,355	What?	What?
256	00:17:35,840	00:17:38,752	Hey! It's okay. You can tell me.	Hey! It's okay. You can tell me.
257	00:17:40,400	00:17:43,995	This house is scary, and old, and scary. And there's all these clocks.	This house is scary, and old, and scary. And there's all these clocks.
258	00:17:44,080	00:17:46,469	And I see weird stuff out of the corner of my eye and...	And I see weird stuff out of the corner of my eye and...
259	00:17:47,320	00:17:48,548	I feel like...	I feel like...
260	00:17:48,640	00:17:51,313	I almost feel like that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something.	I almost feel like that Uncle Jonathan's hiding something.
261	00:17:52,240	00:17:53,559	That's because he is.	That's because he is.
262	00:17:54,840	00:17:55,989	Hiding something.	Hiding something.
263	00:17:57,800	00:17:58,915	From you.	From you.
264	00:17:59,960	00:18:01,393	I'm sorry, sweetheart,	I'm sorry, sweetheart,
265	00:18:02,120	00:18:03,120	but you're in danger.	but you're in danger.
266	00:18:03,600	00:18:05,238	Danger?	Danger?
267	00:18:05,640	00:18:07,119	What danger? What do you mean?	What danger? What do you mean?
268	00:18:07,280	00:18:09,077	You're gonna have to be brave.	You're gonna have to be brave.
269	00:18:09,160	00:18:12,232	But I... Mom, this is me. I'm not brave.	But I... Mom, this is me. I'm not brave.
270	00:18:18,480	00:18:22,473	First you get the book, then you get the key.	First you get the book, then you get the key.
271	00:18:23,280	00:18:26,636	Book? Key? What are you talking about?	Book? Key? What are you talking about?
272	00:18:31,720	00:18:33,199	Do you hear the ticking?	Do you hear the ticking?
273	00:19:06,040	00:19:07,109	Brave.	Brave.
274	00:19:08,520	00:19:10,988	Brave. Brave.	Brave. Brave.
275	00:20:33,480	00:20:36,074	Come out, come out, wherever you are.	Come out, come out, wherever you are.
276	00:20:38,360	00:20:40,476	You can't hide forever.	You can't hide forever.
277	00:21:02,200	00:21:04,350	Help!	Help!
278	00:22:00,440	00:22:03,079	Help! Let me out! Help! Please!	Help! Let me out! Help! Please!
279	00:22:03,160	00:22:04,798	Help me! Let me out!	Help me! Let me out!
280	00:22:06,040	00:22:07,758	It's me.	It's me.
281	00:22:07,840	00:22:09,956	Down boy! I said, down.	Down boy! I said, down.
282	00:22:10,040	00:22:12,076	Go. Go on. Go to your room. Go on. Get.	Go. Go on. Go to your room. Go on. Get.
283	00:22:15,200	00:22:16,792	I'm sorry you had to see that.	I'm sorry you had to see that.
284	00:22:16,880	00:22:19,314	No. No. No. Houses don't attack you.	No. No. No. Houses don't attack you.
285	00:22:19,440	00:22:21,176	And if they do attack, you're definitely not supposed to say,	And if they do attack, you're definitely not supposed to say,
286	00:22:21,200	00:22:22,280	"Sorry you had to see that."	"Sorry you had to see that."
287	00:22:23,160	00:22:25,390	Is this place haunted? Are you gonna ax murder me?	Is this place haunted? Are you gonna ax murder me?
288	00:22:25,480	00:22:26,480	What? No.	What? No.
289	00:22:26,560	00:22:27,976	You're gonna ax murder me, aren't you?	You're gonna ax murder me, aren't you?
290	00:22:28,000	00:22:29,440	I'm not gonna ax murder you.	I'm not gonna ax murder you.
291	00:22:29,520	00:22:30,714	Then what is going on?	Then what is going on?
292	00:22:31,320	00:22:34,630	Well, one thing's for sure. The house likes you.	Well, one thing's for sure. The house likes you.
293	00:22:34,920	00:22:37,115	Houses don't like anything. They're houses.	Houses don't like anything. They're houses.
294	00:23:18,880	00:23:20,677	Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?	Do you know what a warlock is, Lewis?
295	00:23:20,760	00:23:22,432	It's...	It's...
296	00:23:22,800	00:23:23,800	A boy witch.	A boy witch.
297	00:23:25,000	00:23:26,069	Well...	Well...
298	00:23:27,000	00:23:29,514	I think they're a little more than boy witches.	I think they're a little more than boy witches.
299	00:23:30,080	00:23:34,710	"Warlock. Noun. A man who practices magic."	"Warlock. Noun. A man who practices magic."
300	00:23:35,960	00:23:36,960	A boy witch.	A boy witch.
301	00:23:41,000	00:23:42,672	Are you saying that...	Are you saying that...
302	00:23:42,760	00:23:44,113	You're a warlock?	You're a warlock?
303	00:23:44,600	00:23:45,749	Would it scare you if I was?	Would it scare you if I was?
304	00:23:49,800	00:23:53,031	Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one?	Well, are you a good warlock or a bad one?
305	00:23:53,160	00:23:55,754	Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad."	Ah. Depends on what you mean by "bad."
306	00:23:56,200	00:23:59,033	I'm nice, but not that good.	I'm nice, but not that good.
307	00:23:59,880	00:24:01,359	Just a parlor magician, really.	Just a parlor magician, really.
308	00:24:01,440	00:24:03,078	But, uh, Mrs. Zimmerman...	But, uh, Mrs. Zimmerman...
309	00:24:03,160	00:24:06,755	Now, she's nice and good. Damn good.	Now, she's nice and good. Damn good.
310	00:24:07,480	00:24:10,517	Got a doctor of magic quorum degree from the University of Göttingen.	Got a doctor of magic quorum degree from the University of Göttingen.
311	00:24:11,440	00:24:13,480	Why are you always wandering around at night?	Why are you always wandering around at night?
312	00:24:14,120	00:24:15,633	What's that ticking in the walls?	What's that ticking in the walls?
313	00:24:15,720	00:24:16,755	You've heard that?	You've heard that?
314	00:24:19,960	00:24:22,315	This house used to be owned by another warlock.	This house used to be owned by another warlock.
315	00:24:23,480	00:24:26,119	Isaac Izard and his wife, Selena.	Isaac Izard and his wife, Selena.
316	00:24:27,200	00:24:29,350	He, uh...	He, uh...
317	00:24:29,440	00:24:30,555	Passed away.	Passed away.
318	00:24:31,000	00:24:33,355	And left a magic clock in the walls.	And left a magic clock in the walls.
319	00:24:33,600	00:24:34,635	Why?	Why?
320	00:24:34,720	00:24:36,119	Because he's a terrible...	Because he's a terrible...
321	00:24:38,440	00:24:39,714	Joker.	Joker.
322	00:24:40,120	00:24:41,189	Practical joker.	Practical joker.
323	00:24:41,920	00:24:43,831	Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts.	Put a clock in the walls to drive me nuts.
324	00:24:44,640	00:24:46,456	I try to drown it out with all those other clocks,	I try to drown it out with all those other clocks,
325	00:24:46,480	00:24:47,520	but it doesn't really work.	but it doesn't really work.
326	00:24:48,480	00:24:53,759	So, at night I go around the house and search for the damn thing.	So, at night I go around the house and search for the damn thing.
327	00:24:54,120	00:24:55,314	With an ax?	With an ax?
328	00:24:58,040	00:25:00,315	Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that.	Sometimes I get over-enthused. I'll admit that.
329	00:25:06,040	00:25:08,076	Do you have to be born a boy wi...	Do you have to be born a boy wi...
330	00:25:08,280	00:25:09,315	A warlock?	A warlock?
331	00:25:09,400	00:25:13,029	No. Anyone can learn. They study. Practice hard enough.	No. Anyone can learn. They study. Practice hard enough.
332	00:25:13,400	00:25:14,674	Can I learn? No.	Can I learn? No.
333	00:25:14,760	00:25:15,829	But you just said anyone.	But you just said anyone.
334	00:25:15,920	00:25:18,480	Grown-up anyone. There's charts, and hieroglyphs,	Grown-up anyone. There's charts, and hieroglyphs,
335	00:25:18,560	00:25:20,437	and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor.	and stuff that would stump a Harvard professor.
336	00:25:20,520	00:25:22,200	And I don't have time to teach a... Please?	And I don't have time to teach a... Please?
337	00:25:22,320	00:25:24,038	Please. Please teach me.	Please. Please teach me.
338	00:25:24,120	00:25:26,953	Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.	Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.
339	00:25:27,040	00:25:29,110	Okay! Have it your way.	Okay! Have it your way.
340	00:25:34,920	00:25:35,989	Oh.	Oh.
341	00:25:47,280	00:25:48,998	Let me know when you've read all those.	Let me know when you've read all those.
342	00:25:50,200	00:25:51,633	Just for a start.	Just for a start.
343	00:26:05,520	00:26:07,431	Jack-o'-lanterns. They scare away evil.	Jack-o'-lanterns. They scare away evil.
344	00:26:07,560	00:26:10,597	And iron does too. Well, it repels evil, like bug spray.	And iron does too. Well, it repels evil, like bug spray.
345	00:26:11,000	00:26:12,336	And that is why we have iron horseshoes.	And that is why we have iron horseshoes.
346	00:26:12,360	00:26:14,396	And that's why cemetery gates are made of iron.	And that's why cemetery gates are made of iron.
347	00:26:14,480	00:26:16,357	Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.	Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
348	00:26:16,480	00:26:19,199	And how does one become a full-fledged warlock?	And how does one become a full-fledged warlock?
349	00:26:19,440	00:26:22,273	You have to defeat an evil spirit by using your own magic.	You have to defeat an evil spirit by using your own magic.
350	00:26:23,360	00:26:25,112	That is absolutely right.	That is absolutely right.
351	00:26:29,880	00:26:31,632	What smells of rancid sulfur?	What smells of rancid sulfur?
352	00:26:34,960	00:26:36,075	Bad kitty!	Bad kitty!
353	00:26:38,880	00:26:40,736	Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day?	Am I gonna have to defeat an evil spirit one day?
354	00:26:40,760	00:26:44,435	Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time. You're perfectly safe.	Oh, don't worry. Not for a long, long time. You're perfectly safe.
355	00:26:47,720	00:26:48,720	That's safe?	That's safe?
356	00:26:52,560	00:26:54,357	As long as it's fed.	As long as it's fed.
357	00:26:54,440	00:26:58,035	Used to be Florence's pet garter snake, William Snakespeare.	Used to be Florence's pet garter snake, William Snakespeare.
358	00:26:58,760	00:27:01,035	She tried to turn it purple, the spell backfired.	She tried to turn it purple, the spell backfired.
359	00:27:01,120	00:27:04,476	And, between you and me, most of her spells backfire these days.	And, between you and me, most of her spells backfire these days.
360	00:27:04,600	00:27:05,600	Why?	Why?
361	00:27:05,680	00:27:07,840	Ah, you'll have to ask her that one yourself.	Ah, you'll have to ask her that one yourself.
362	00:27:08,320	00:27:09,639	What's all that?	What's all that?
363	00:27:10,360	00:27:13,909	Charms, hexes, wards, spells.	Charms, hexes, wards, spells.
364	00:27:14,320	00:27:17,392	Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet, much less open it.	Evil can't come within 20 feet of that cabinet, much less open it.
365	00:27:18,760	00:27:19,795	What's in it?	What's in it?
366	00:27:22,160	00:27:23,912	You know how I said there were no rules?	You know how I said there were no rules?
367	00:27:24,840	00:27:26,717	Actually, there's one rule.	Actually, there's one rule.
368	00:27:26,960	00:27:29,349	Don't open that cabinet. Ever.	Don't open that cabinet. Ever.
369	00:27:30,360	00:27:32,715	Or I'll toss you out on your ear, you understand?	Or I'll toss you out on your ear, you understand?
370	00:27:35,360	00:27:37,376	This is pretty much the only thing I'm serious about,	This is pretty much the only thing I'm serious about,
371	00:27:37,400	00:27:39,231	so I need to hear you say it.	so I need to hear you say it.
372	00:27:40,400	00:27:41,549	I understand.	I understand.
373	00:28:01,600	00:28:02,669	Isaac!	Isaac!
374	00:28:02,760	00:28:03,795	Isaac!	Isaac!
375	00:28:03,880	00:28:04,949	Isaac!	Isaac!
376	00:28:05,040	00:28:06,268	Isaac, don't do this!	Isaac, don't do this!
377	00:28:11,960	00:28:14,679	Please! Isaac!	Please! Isaac!
378	00:28:19,000	00:28:20,638	Isaac! Please!	Isaac! Please!
379	00:28:28,800	00:28:29,869	Isaac.	Isaac.
380	00:28:37,920	00:28:39,114	It's the beginning...	It's the beginning...
381	00:28:39,600	00:28:40,669	And the end.	And the end.
382	00:28:42,760	00:28:43,875	The alpha...	The alpha...
383	00:28:43,960	00:28:45,313	And the omega.	And the omega.
384	00:28:47,960	00:28:49,518	Do you hear the ticking?	Do you hear the ticking?
385	00:28:55,280	00:28:57,840	Well, I have scoured the crawl space.	Well, I have scoured the crawl space.
386	00:28:58,240	00:29:01,232	I found a dead mouse, but no clock.	I found a dead mouse, but no clock.
387	00:29:04,520	00:29:07,671	You think reading that for the millionth time will turn up something new?	You think reading that for the millionth time will turn up something new?
388	00:29:07,880	00:29:09,108	No, not really.	No, not really.
389	00:29:09,600	00:29:12,160	So, you've told Lewis everything?	So, you've told Lewis everything?
390	00:29:13,320	00:29:14,548	Well, not everything.	Well, not everything.
391	00:29:15,160	00:29:16,388	I think you should.	I think you should.
392	00:29:17,880	00:29:20,394	Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous.	Isaac may be dead, but he is still dangerous.
393	00:29:20,840	00:29:22,034	If Lewis knew the truth...	If Lewis knew the truth...
394	00:29:22,120	00:29:24,536	Well, we don't know the truth. We don't know where the clock is,	Well, we don't know the truth. We don't know where the clock is,
395	00:29:24,560	00:29:26,630	or what it does, except something horrible.	or what it does, except something horrible.
396	00:29:27,560	00:29:29,437	No, we gotta do the responsible thing.	No, we gotta do the responsible thing.
397	00:29:30,200	00:29:31,200	Lie to the kid.	Lie to the kid.
398	00:29:35,720	00:29:37,392	I can't believe you did that.	I can't believe you did that.
399	00:29:49,280	00:29:50,793	Hey, Lewis. Hmm?	Hey, Lewis. Hmm?
400	00:29:50,880	00:29:52,836	Why do you wear those goggles?	Why do you wear those goggles?
401	00:29:53,200	00:29:55,236	Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these.	Captain Midnight wears a pair just like these.
402	00:29:55,600	00:29:58,068	You ever seen his show? He's indomitable.	You ever seen his show? He's indomitable.
403	00:29:58,960	00:30:00,029	He's what?	He's what?
404	00:30:00,280	00:30:03,670	Indomitable. Adjective. Impossible to defeat.	Indomitable. Adjective. Impossible to defeat.
405	00:30:04,160	00:30:07,516	That's what they call him. The indomitable Captain Midnight.	That's what they call him. The indomitable Captain Midnight.
406	00:30:09,040	00:30:12,589	I just think it might be easier for you, if you lost the goggles.	I just think it might be easier for you, if you lost the goggles.
407	00:30:13,320	00:30:16,551	Acted a little more, you know,	Acted a little more, you know,
408	00:30:17,400	00:30:18,515	normal.	normal.
409	00:30:19,880	00:30:21,029	Oh.	Oh.
410	00:30:21,840	00:30:22,875	You think?	You think?
411	00:30:23,960	00:30:25,240	I'm just telling you as a friend.	I'm just telling you as a friend.
412	00:30:28,440	00:30:31,910	Right. Friends. We're friends.	Right. Friends. We're friends.
413	00:30:32,200	00:30:34,136	That'd be swell.	That'd be swell.
414	00:30:34,160	00:30:35,160	Lewis!	Lewis!
415	00:30:35,240	00:30:37,096	- We could play jacks. - I love jacks, yeah.	- We could play jacks. - I love jacks, yeah.
416	00:30:37,120	00:30:38,314	Lewis!	Lewis!
417	00:30:38,920	00:30:42,151	Can't you see me? Over here, right here!	Can't you see me? Over here, right here!
418	00:30:42,720	00:30:45,518	Lewis! It's your uncle, Johnny!	Lewis! It's your uncle, Johnny!
419	00:30:45,600	00:30:46,749	I should go.	I should go.
420	00:30:47,080	00:30:48,354	Probably.	Probably.
421	00:30:49,360	00:30:52,432	Come on, let's go! Get in. Where's your goggles?	Come on, let's go! Get in. Where's your goggles?
422	00:30:52,520	00:30:53,589	What are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
423	00:30:53,680	00:30:55,033	Oh, we gotta get some supplies.	Oh, we gotta get some supplies.
424	00:30:56,120	00:30:57,872	Got a harvest moon tonight, it's perfect.	Got a harvest moon tonight, it's perfect.
425	00:30:58,400	00:30:59,435	Perfect for what?	Perfect for what?
426	00:30:59,760	00:31:01,955	For your first big-time, serious spell.	For your first big-time, serious spell.
427	00:31:02,280	00:31:04,576	Should I punch it? You won't believe what this thing can do.	Should I punch it? You won't believe what this thing can do.
428	00:31:04,600	00:31:06,238	Can we just go, please?	Can we just go, please?
429	00:31:06,320	00:31:08,256	Well, doggone, that moon'll be gone next week	Well, doggone, that moon'll be gone next week
430	00:31:08,280	00:31:09,508	with the lunar eclipse comin'.	with the lunar eclipse comin'.
431	00:31:09,600	00:31:11,113	Till then, let's keep on rocking.	Till then, let's keep on rocking.
432	00:31:11,920	00:31:17,153	"From Saturn to the sun, from the beast to noble one,	"From Saturn to the sun, from the beast to noble one,
433	00:31:17,240	00:31:19,834	"like the alchemists of old,	"like the alchemists of old,
434	00:31:19,920	00:31:22,832	"turn this dross lead into gold!"	"turn this dross lead into gold!"
435	00:31:24,200	00:31:29,069	Wow. That was really, really...	Wow. That was really, really...
436	00:31:31,720	00:31:35,190	Terrible. I mean, just awful. Hey!	Terrible. I mean, just awful. Hey!
437	00:31:35,400	00:31:37,356	You're reading it like it's a Buick manual.	You're reading it like it's a Buick manual.
438	00:31:37,600	00:31:40,114	It's not what you say, Lewis,	It's not what you say, Lewis,
439	00:31:40,640	00:31:42,039	it's how you say it.	it's how you say it.
440	00:31:42,720	00:31:45,951	You're the only you in the whole universe.	You're the only you in the whole universe.
441	00:31:46,120	00:31:49,556	That makes your style of magic just crazy unique.	That makes your style of magic just crazy unique.
442	00:31:50,080	00:31:52,150	One in a hundred million kajillion.	One in a hundred million kajillion.
443	00:31:52,240	00:31:55,357	So, I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells,	So, I can give you the right books, teach you the right spells,
444	00:31:55,440	00:31:58,273	but that last 1%, that's up to you.	but that last 1%, that's up to you.
445	00:31:59,440	00:32:05,197	So, how do I find my magic style? Or whatever it is.	So, how do I find my magic style? Or whatever it is.
446	00:32:05,400	00:32:08,836	It's in there somewhere. You just have to quiet down and listen.	It's in there somewhere. You just have to quiet down and listen.
447	00:32:13,520	00:32:15,033	Now it looks like you're pooping.	Now it looks like you're pooping.
448	00:32:15,360	00:32:18,193	Well, I don't know! This all feels weird.	Well, I don't know! This all feels weird.
449	00:32:18,280	00:32:19,508	What's wrong with weird?	What's wrong with weird?
450	00:32:20,560	00:32:21,993	Weird's like the nuts in my cookies,	Weird's like the nuts in my cookies,
451	00:32:22,080	00:32:24,036	it's the nuts that make things interesting.	it's the nuts that make things interesting.
452	00:32:25,040	00:32:27,429	Let me show you what a little weird can do.	Let me show you what a little weird can do.
453	00:32:39,920	00:32:43,310	You be a dear? Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.	You be a dear? Fetch a knife and stab me in the ears.
454	00:33:43,880	00:33:47,953	Well, for a boy who loves words, you're sure at a loss for them.	Well, for a boy who loves words, you're sure at a loss for them.
455	00:33:49,560	00:33:53,792	Uncle Jonathan, you're way more than just a parlor magician.	Uncle Jonathan, you're way more than just a parlor magician.
456	00:33:56,840	00:33:58,159	Have a look around.	Have a look around.
457	00:34:44,200	00:34:46,111	Finally. A smile.	Finally. A smile.
458	00:34:46,720	00:34:48,995	I was starting to think you were incapable.	I was starting to think you were incapable.
459	00:34:54,000	00:34:55,353	Bad kitty!	Bad kitty!
460	00:34:55,440	00:34:57,032	You use the litter box!	You use the litter box!
461	00:34:58,840	00:35:00,910	All right. I'm going to bed.	All right. I'm going to bed.
462	00:35:01,240	00:35:03,629	You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course.	You're welcome to stay up as long as you like, of course.
463	00:35:04,760	00:35:06,432	Uncle Jonathan? Hmm?	Uncle Jonathan? Hmm?
464	00:35:06,520	00:35:08,636	Tonight, that was the most splendor...	Tonight, that was the most splendor...
465	00:35:09,920	00:35:11,353	Splendortast...	Splendortast...
466	00:35:12,040	00:35:13,109	Splendorific.	Splendorific.
467	00:35:13,520	00:35:16,159	I don't know the word yet, but thank you.	I don't know the word yet, but thank you.
468	00:35:19,240	00:35:21,276	I just wish that I met you a long time ago.	I just wish that I met you a long time ago.
469	00:35:22,120	00:35:23,155	Yeah, me, too.	Yeah, me, too.
470	00:35:24,440	00:35:25,589	Good night.	Good night.
471	00:35:26,200	00:35:27,269	Why didn't I?	Why didn't I?
472	00:35:29,520	00:35:30,794	How come you left home?	How come you left home?
473	00:35:31,560	00:35:33,869	Well...	Well...
474	00:35:34,920	00:35:37,832	Truth is, my father, your grandpa,	Truth is, my father, your grandpa,
475	00:35:38,640	00:35:39,868	didn't like magic.	didn't like magic.
476	00:35:40,400	00:35:42,436	And he sure didn't like me messing around with it.	And he sure didn't like me messing around with it.
477	00:35:43,320	00:35:44,753	We fought about it and...	We fought about it and...
478	00:35:45,080	00:35:50,279	And we fought some more, until finally I just took off.	And we fought some more, until finally I just took off.
479	00:35:52,360	00:35:54,271	I was the black swan of the family.	I was the black swan of the family.
480	00:35:56,800	00:35:57,869	It's a black sheep.	It's a black sheep.
481	00:35:59,520	00:36:02,034	Mmm, pretty sure it's "swan."	Mmm, pretty sure it's "swan."
482	00:36:03,280	00:36:06,272	Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral?	Is that why you didn't go to Mom and Dad's funeral?
483	00:36:10,360	00:36:12,715	I don't really think she would've wanted me there.	I don't really think she would've wanted me there.
484	00:36:15,440	00:36:17,749	I don't know. She missed you.	I don't know. She missed you.
485	00:36:19,600	00:36:20,999	She talked about you all the time.	She talked about you all the time.
486	00:36:26,960	00:36:28,154	Good night.	Good night.
487	00:36:32,880	00:36:34,029	Uncle Jonathan.	Uncle Jonathan.
488	00:36:35,640	00:36:36,640	I think...	I think...
489	00:36:37,160	00:36:39,230	I think that I might be a black swan, too.	I think that I might be a black swan, too.
490	00:36:42,200	00:36:44,430	Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans.	Well, then I guess we're a flock of swans.
491	00:36:45,960	00:36:46,995	A bevy.	A bevy.
492	00:36:47,400	00:36:49,118	It's called a bevy of swans.	It's called a bevy of swans.
493	00:36:50,120	00:36:51,439	Right.	Right.
494	00:37:29,040	00:37:30,268	Guys! I'm floating!	Guys! I'm floating!
495	00:37:30,760	00:37:31,829	Wait, wait. Oh. Uh, just...	Wait, wait. Oh. Uh, just...
496	00:37:31,920	00:37:33,751	I don't know! JONATHAN: Levitaius dominungus!	I don't know! JONATHAN: Levitaius dominungus!
497	00:37:34,000	00:37:37,072	- Put me? Chair! Chair! Guys! - Just. No, I...	- Put me? Chair! Chair! Guys! - Just. No, I...
498	00:37:39,560	00:37:41,516	No, no, that's not the right... Fiddlesticks.	No, no, that's not the right... Fiddlesticks.
499	00:37:42,120	00:37:43,120	Just get the...	Just get the...
500	00:37:44,000	00:37:46,036	Just one. Just...	Just one. Just...
501	00:37:46,120	00:37:47,838	Come on!	Come on!
502	00:37:47,920	00:37:49,256	- The bell's gonna ring. - Hurry up!	- The bell's gonna ring. - Hurry up!
503	00:37:49,280	00:37:50,336	- Hurry up. - Move it.	- Hurry up. - Move it.
504	00:37:50,360	00:37:52,794	- Mmm... Mmm! - Seriously, are you almost done?	- Mmm... Mmm! - Seriously, are you almost done?
505	00:37:52,880	00:37:54,279	Please, hurry up!	Please, hurry up!
506	00:37:54,360	00:37:56,440	Water to the face at a very high-speed pace.	Water to the face at a very high-speed pace.
507	00:38:02,320	00:38:05,710	Shut up! Shut up! Stop laughing! It's not funny!	Shut up! Shut up! Stop laughing! It's not funny!
508	00:38:11,040	00:38:15,511	You can control the energy if you focus and channel it.	You can control the energy if you focus and channel it.
509	00:38:15,960	00:38:18,076	Won't it kill me? Not if you focus.	Won't it kill me? Not if you focus.
510	00:38:18,440	00:38:20,351	Then you are the conductor. Watch.	Then you are the conductor. Watch.
511	00:38:24,600	00:38:25,794	Show me what you got.	Show me what you got.
512	00:38:32,160	00:38:33,388	Oh, Chair!	Oh, Chair!
513	00:38:33,480	00:38:34,754	Sorry, Chair!	Sorry, Chair!
514	00:38:35,520	00:38:37,670	Ooh...	Ooh...
515	00:38:37,760	00:38:38,909	Not bad.	Not bad.
516	00:38:48,720	00:38:49,914	Oh...	Oh...
517	00:39:24,280	00:39:27,750	Three gongs, Florence. Last time it was four, now it's three.	Three gongs, Florence. Last time it was four, now it's three.
518	00:39:27,880	00:39:29,518	What happens when it gets down to one?	What happens when it gets down to one?
519	00:39:30,160	00:39:32,071	We'll hide in the basement like sensible people.	We'll hide in the basement like sensible people.
520	00:39:32,160	00:39:34,879	Okay, this is no time for jokes. Things have changed.	Okay, this is no time for jokes. Things have changed.
521	00:39:36,320	00:39:37,548	I know.	I know.
522	00:39:38,000	00:39:39,319	Lewis.	Lewis.
523	00:39:40,840	00:39:42,592	What happens if he's here when it goes off?	What happens if he's here when it goes off?
524	00:39:42,680	00:39:45,433	He won't be. Because we are going to find it.	He won't be. Because we are going to find it.
525	00:39:46,320	00:39:48,595	We just have to hold it together.	We just have to hold it together.
526	00:39:49,480	00:39:51,516	Okay.	Okay.
527	00:39:56,560	00:39:57,595	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
528	00:39:59,440	00:40:00,668	Let me get some butter.	Let me get some butter.
529	00:40:16,160	00:40:17,559	Plaid button-down, please.	Plaid button-down, please.
530	00:40:24,960	00:40:27,520	And will the indomitable Captain Midnight	And will the indomitable Captain Midnight
531	00:40:27,600	00:40:29,750	defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan?	defeat the dastardly Comrade Ivan?
532	00:40:30,000	00:40:31,069	Maybe later, okay?	Maybe later, okay?
533	00:40:33,560	00:40:36,677	Come on! I'm gonna be late!	Come on! I'm gonna be late!
534	00:40:37,000	00:40:38,513	- See ya! - Toodles.	- See ya! - Toodles.
535	00:40:39,160	00:40:40,376	I'm getting out of here.	I'm getting out of here.
536	00:40:40,400	00:40:42,834	No, stop! You ain't going anywhere.	No, stop! You ain't going anywhere.
537	00:40:42,960	00:40:44,518	I foolishly walked into a trap.	I foolishly walked into a trap.
538	00:40:44,640	00:40:46,232	Why, you double-crossing... Stay.	Why, you double-crossing... Stay.
539	00:40:46,360	00:40:48,360	I'll have your life for this.	I'll have your life for this.
540	00:40:56,760	00:40:57,795	Yes!	Yes!
541	00:41:00,520	00:41:01,919	Oop. Chair.	Oop. Chair.
542	00:41:02,080	00:41:05,197	And the winner of the fourth grade class president election is...	And the winner of the fourth grade class president election is...
543	00:41:05,560	00:41:07,278	Tarby Corrigan!	Tarby Corrigan!
544	00:41:11,080	00:41:12,115	Thank you.	Thank you.
545	00:41:13,760	00:41:14,988	Tarby. Excuse me.	Tarby. Excuse me.
546	00:41:15,520	00:41:17,590	Tarby! Congratulations, Tarby.	Tarby! Congratulations, Tarby.
547	00:41:17,680	00:41:18,829	Thanks, Lewis.	Thanks, Lewis.
548	00:41:18,920	00:41:21,216	If you want, I can bring some cookies tomorrow and celebrate.	If you want, I can bring some cookies tomorrow and celebrate.
549	00:41:21,240	00:41:23,879	Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic here with the little runt.	Yeah, Tarby. Go have a cookie picnic here with the little runt.
550	00:41:24,400	00:41:25,515	Woody!	Woody!
551	00:41:25,600	00:41:26,874	Just...	Just...
552	00:41:27,320	00:41:28,514	I'll catch up later.	I'll catch up later.
553	00:41:30,960	00:41:33,838	Hey, you got your cast off. Do you wanna go hit some balls?	Hey, you got your cast off. Do you wanna go hit some balls?
554	00:41:34,840	00:41:36,432	Sorry. The boys and me...	Sorry. The boys and me...
555	00:41:37,280	00:41:38,633	We're gonna explore Wilder Creek.	We're gonna explore Wilder Creek.
556	00:41:39,240	00:41:40,434	Maybe another time.	Maybe another time.
557	00:41:41,040	00:41:42,712	I've got something way better than that.	I've got something way better than that.
558	00:41:45,560	00:41:46,595	Oh, yeah?	Oh, yeah?
559	00:41:47,080	00:41:48,274	My house.	My house.
560	00:41:48,520	00:41:50,431	Everyone's wrong, you know. It's not haunted.	Everyone's wrong, you know. It's not haunted.
561	00:41:51,520	00:41:52,748	It's magic.	It's magic.
562	00:41:56,360	00:41:57,509	Magic?	Magic?
563	00:41:58,040	00:41:59,234	Magic's not real.	Magic's not real.
564	00:41:59,920	00:42:01,114	It is real.	It is real.
565	00:42:01,680	00:42:02,874	My uncle.	My uncle.
566	00:42:03,360	00:42:05,590	He's a warlock. That's a boy witch, and...	He's a warlock. That's a boy witch, and...
567	00:42:06,280	00:42:08,430	I can teach you spells to throw a curveball,	I can teach you spells to throw a curveball,
568	00:42:08,520	00:42:13,071	or hit a home run, or throw a touchdown every single time.	or hit a home run, or throw a touchdown every single time.
569	00:42:14,280	00:42:16,589	Cross my heart. You can see for yourself.	Cross my heart. You can see for yourself.
570	00:42:55,160	00:42:57,799	So where is it already, you evil, old coot?	So where is it already, you evil, old coot?
571	00:43:07,360	00:43:08,839	The arm.	The arm.
572	00:43:41,480	00:43:42,799	Blasted pigeons.	Blasted pigeons.
573	00:44:33,720	00:44:34,914	Got you.	Got you.
574	00:44:36,160	00:44:39,072	I'll find you that curveball spell. Just give me a sec.	I'll find you that curveball spell. Just give me a sec.
575	00:44:41,920	00:44:43,512	Whoa, what's in there?	Whoa, what's in there?
576	00:44:44,440	00:44:45,509	Oh, um...	Oh, um...
577	00:44:47,360	00:44:48,480	We're not allowed to open it.	We're not allowed to open it.
578	00:44:49,080	00:44:51,674	Oh, yeah? Why not?	Oh, yeah? Why not?
579	00:44:51,760	00:44:53,910	I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule.	I don't know, but it's my uncle's only rule.
580	00:44:54,600	00:44:55,715	Besides, it's locked.	Besides, it's locked.
581	00:44:59,160	00:45:01,355	No. It's not.	No. It's not.
582	00:45:06,640	00:45:08,471	Tarby, I mean it. We can't.	Tarby, I mean it. We can't.
583	00:45:10,440	00:45:11,800	Don't be such a scaredy-cat.	Don't be such a scaredy-cat.
584	00:45:13,600	00:45:15,272	Maybe it's the spell you're looking for.	Maybe it's the spell you're looking for.
585	00:45:17,000	00:45:18,149	No!	No!
586	00:45:36,600	00:45:39,239	What's "necromancy"?	What's "necromancy"?
587	00:45:39,560	00:45:43,269	Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead or raising them to life!	Noun. The practice of communicating with the dead or raising them to life!
588	00:45:43,760	00:45:44,829	Let's put it back.	Let's put it back.
589	00:45:45,600	00:45:46,600	Raising the dead?	Raising the dead?
590	00:45:47,000	00:45:48,274	Now, that would be a trick.	Now, that would be a trick.
591	00:45:55,560	00:45:56,560	Put it back!	Put it back!
592	00:45:56,680	00:45:58,716	We have to put it back right now! Stop! Ow.	We have to put it back right now! Stop! Ow.
593	00:46:01,400	00:46:03,516	Fine! None of it's real anyways.	Fine! None of it's real anyways.
594	00:46:03,840	00:46:04,875	It's all just weird.	It's all just weird.
595	00:46:05,400	00:46:06,400	You're just weird.	You're just weird.
596	00:46:15,440	00:46:16,555	Was that the Corrigan boy?	Was that the Corrigan boy?
597	00:46:17,360	00:46:19,430	He was just leaving. What were you two doing?	He was just leaving. What were you two doing?
598	00:46:20,000	00:46:21,194	Nothing.	Nothing.
599	00:46:21,280	00:46:23,555	Uncle Jonathan, do you wanna play ball with me?	Uncle Jonathan, do you wanna play ball with me?
600	00:46:23,640	00:46:25,915	I can't right now. There's something I need to look into.	I can't right now. There's something I need to look into.
601	00:46:27,240	00:46:28,240	Later, okay?	Later, okay?
602	00:46:28,320	00:46:30,231	Okay.	Okay.
603	00:46:35,560	00:46:38,438	Isaac hid the room with a hex so no one would find these,	Isaac hid the room with a hex so no one would find these,
604	00:46:38,520	00:46:40,556	but I can't make heads or tails of this.	but I can't make heads or tails of this.
605	00:46:40,640	00:46:42,835	I know about every magic language there is.	I know about every magic language there is.
606	00:46:42,920	00:46:46,799	The Alberti Cipher, the Enochian Glyphs, but this...	The Alberti Cipher, the Enochian Glyphs, but this...
607	00:46:47,400	00:46:48,469	Really?	Really?
608	00:46:49,160	00:46:52,357	Well, at least I lived to see the purple pachyderm get stumped.	Well, at least I lived to see the purple pachyderm get stumped.
609	00:46:52,440	00:46:55,193	I don't know how much longer any of us will be living, weird beard.	I don't know how much longer any of us will be living, weird beard.
610	00:46:55,280	00:46:56,599	Cranky old crone. Mush brush.	Cranky old crone. Mush brush.
611	00:46:56,720	00:46:58,517	Hag face. Oh, go braid your back hair.	Hag face. Oh, go braid your back hair.
612	00:46:58,680	00:47:01,114	I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.	I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
613	00:47:01,200	00:47:04,988	Okay, okay, you old yeti. Now, look.	Okay, okay, you old yeti. Now, look.
614	00:47:08,440	00:47:10,670	What does this mean to you?	What does this mean to you?
615	00:47:10,760	00:47:11,875	The omega.	The omega.
616	00:47:12,120	00:47:13,758	Isaac talked about it when he died.	Isaac talked about it when he died.
617	00:47:14,600	00:47:16,238	The last letter of the Greek alphabet.	The last letter of the Greek alphabet.
618	00:47:17,400	00:47:19,675	And in early Christianity...	And in early Christianity...
619	00:47:22,440	00:47:23,919	It means Judgment Day.	It means Judgment Day.
620	00:47:38,600	00:47:39,880	You all right, kiddo?	You all right, kiddo?
621	00:47:42,120	00:47:43,269	I'm okay.	I'm okay.
622	00:47:45,120	00:47:46,792	You always were a lousy liar.	You always were a lousy liar.
623	00:47:52,880	00:47:53,915	You're lonely, huh?	You're lonely, huh?
624	00:47:55,360	00:47:57,715	I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy.	I just wish Jonathan wasn't so busy.
625	00:47:59,360	00:48:01,237	I wish he could spend more time with you.	I wish he could spend more time with you.
626	00:48:03,480	00:48:04,515	It's okay.	It's okay.
627	00:48:07,440	00:48:08,668	What about Tarby?	What about Tarby?
628	00:48:09,120	00:48:10,951	Tarby hates me. Oh.	Tarby hates me. Oh.
629	00:48:11,560	00:48:13,869	You can fix that. Easy.	You can fix that. Easy.
630	00:48:15,160	00:48:16,957	Just show him some real magic.	Just show him some real magic.
631	00:48:17,080	00:48:18,593	I can't do any real magic.	I can't do any real magic.
632	00:48:18,680	00:48:19,908	Yes, you can.	Yes, you can.
633	00:48:20,360	00:48:23,989	With the book, silly. The one I told you to find.	With the book, silly. The one I told you to find.
634	00:48:25,280	00:48:27,350	Well, you found it, didn't you?	Well, you found it, didn't you?
635	00:48:27,640	00:48:28,709	Book?	Book?
636	00:48:28,840	00:48:30,876	You mean the necromancy book in the library?	You mean the necromancy book in the library?
637	00:48:31,560	00:48:33,516	Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it.	Uncle Jonathan told me never to even touch it.
638	00:48:33,600	00:48:37,195	Oh, he won't mind. He's too busy, anyways.	Oh, he won't mind. He's too busy, anyways.
639	00:48:39,800	00:48:41,677	Take the book.	Take the book.
640	00:48:41,760	00:48:43,512	Show Tarby a real trick.	Show Tarby a real trick.
641	00:48:44,520	00:48:47,592	He's gonna be your friend again. I know it.	He's gonna be your friend again. I know it.
642	00:48:54,440	00:48:55,840	Tarby's a jerk, you know?	Tarby's a jerk, you know?
643	00:48:56,400	00:48:59,631	He runs for president every year and he's always nice until the election.	He runs for president every year and he's always nice until the election.
644	00:49:01,440	00:49:02,953	After that,	After that,
645	00:49:03,640	00:49:05,756	he goes back to being, him.	he goes back to being, him.
646	00:49:06,960	00:49:08,234	You don't need him.	You don't need him.
647	00:49:08,600	00:49:10,670	We could go look for spiders.	We could go look for spiders.
648	00:49:11,560	00:49:12,879	If you want.	If you want.
649	00:49:15,560	00:49:16,834	Just leave me alone, okay?	Just leave me alone, okay?
650	00:49:24,080	00:49:25,229	Tarby!	Tarby!
651	00:49:27,960	00:49:30,349	Okay. You wanna see some real magic?	Okay. You wanna see some real magic?
652	00:49:30,720	00:49:31,789	I'll show you.	I'll show you.
653	00:49:32,040	00:49:34,713	Yeah? You gonna saw a lady in half?	Yeah? You gonna saw a lady in half?
654	00:49:36,280	00:49:37,554	I'm gonna raise the dead.	I'm gonna raise the dead.
655	00:49:38,520	00:49:40,715	You're a liar. No one can raise the dead.	You're a liar. No one can raise the dead.
656	00:49:40,800	00:49:41,949	Watch me.	Watch me.
657	00:49:42,480	00:49:43,708	Unless...	Unless...
658	00:49:44,120	00:49:45,314	Unless you're scared.	Unless you're scared.
659	00:49:47,520	00:49:49,317	You need a babysitter? Fine.	You need a babysitter? Fine.
660	00:49:49,600	00:49:51,881	But this whole thing is just gonna be a big waste of time.	But this whole thing is just gonna be a big waste of time.
661	00:49:54,520	00:49:55,555	When?	When?
662	00:50:25,720	00:50:26,994	Tarby!	Tarby!
663	00:50:27,920	00:50:29,069	Tarby?	Tarby?
664	00:50:45,880	00:50:46,949	Boo!	Boo!
665	00:50:48,360	00:50:49,839	Tarby, that's not funny!	Tarby, that's not funny!
666	00:50:51,160	00:50:52,354	It is from here.	It is from here.
667	00:50:54,200	00:50:56,430	Well, come on, smart guy.	Well, come on, smart guy.
668	00:50:59,440	00:51:00,714	Who are we gonna wake up?	Who are we gonna wake up?
669	00:51:02,720	00:51:03,994	How about this one?	How about this one?
670	00:51:05,160	00:51:08,040	The lamb means that it's a kid's grave, and I don't wanna raise up a kid.	The lamb means that it's a kid's grave, and I don't wanna raise up a kid.
671	00:51:09,960	00:51:11,234	It's creepy that you know that.	It's creepy that you know that.
672	00:51:18,040	00:51:19,189	This way, I think.	This way, I think.
673	00:51:23,240	00:51:25,834	Nice trick with the book, Lewis. I know that's you.	Nice trick with the book, Lewis. I know that's you.
674	00:51:25,920	00:51:27,353	No, it's not.	No, it's not.
675	00:51:30,120	00:51:31,394	Is that it?	Is that it?
676	00:51:32,040	00:51:33,871	Yeah, I think so.	Yeah, I think so.
677	00:51:36,120	00:51:37,348	Well, come on.	Well, come on.
678	00:52:11,160	00:52:12,559	Okay.	Okay.
679	00:52:17,360	00:52:20,750	"For thou who sleeps in stone and clay,	"For thou who sleeps in stone and clay,
680	00:52:21,360	00:52:23,794	"heed this call, rise up and obey.	"heed this call, rise up and obey.
681	00:52:24,280	00:52:29,434	"Trek on through the mortal door, assemble flesh and walk once more."	"Trek on through the mortal door, assemble flesh and walk once more."
682	00:52:34,120	00:52:35,439	So, what now?	So, what now?
683	00:52:36,720	00:52:38,870	That's it. That's all it says.	That's it. That's all it says.
684	00:52:40,480	00:52:42,710	See, told you all this was a huge...	See, told you all this was a huge...
685	00:52:50,920	00:52:51,989	Tarby?	Tarby?
686	00:52:53,640	00:52:54,868	Tarby!	Tarby!
687	00:54:07,480	00:54:09,038	Could you put those back, please?	Could you put those back, please?
688	00:54:14,800	00:54:15,896	He's coming home.	He's coming home.
689	00:54:15,920	00:54:18,229	He's free. He's back!	He's free. He's back!
690	00:54:27,040	00:54:32,751	He's coming home. He's awake. He's back! He's coming home.	He's coming home. He's awake. He's back! He's coming home.
691	00:54:32,840	00:54:36,515	He's coming home. He's awake! He's back!	He's coming home. He's awake! He's back!
692	00:54:36,600	00:54:40,718	He's coming home. He's coming home.	He's coming home. He's coming home.
693	00:54:41,200	00:54:43,395	That's not creepy.	That's not creepy.
694	00:54:57,840	00:55:00,673	Who'd be crazy enough to bring Isaac Izard back?	Who'd be crazy enough to bring Isaac Izard back?
695	00:55:00,760	00:55:02,398	Someone suicidal.	Someone suicidal.
696	00:55:06,400	00:55:08,277	The house knows he's back. Can you feel that?	The house knows he's back. Can you feel that?
697	00:55:08,960	00:55:12,794	Like a dog with rabies. Knows his master's coming home.	Like a dog with rabies. Knows his master's coming home.
698	00:55:13,760	00:55:15,910	I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence.	I'm gonna need your help on this one, Florence.
699	00:55:16,040	00:55:18,395	My magic won't be enough. I'm barely qualified as it is.	My magic won't be enough. I'm barely qualified as it is.
700	00:55:18,480	00:55:21,040	I can't. I'll just mess it up.	I can't. I'll just mess it up.
701	00:55:21,880	00:55:23,996	I can't do this alone. We won't have to. Lewis.	I can't do this alone. We won't have to. Lewis.
702	00:55:24,080	00:55:25,856	What about Lewis? He's stronger than you know.	What about Lewis? He's stronger than you know.
703	00:55:25,880	00:55:29,350	And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing. Just tell him the truth.	And one and a half warlocks is better than nothing. Just tell him the truth.
704	00:55:29,440	00:55:32,193	No. He's just a boy. You're the smartest witch I've ever known.	No. He's just a boy. You're the smartest witch I've ever known.
705	00:55:32,280	00:55:33,960	You can cast spells I can't even pronounce.	You can cast spells I can't even pronounce.
706	00:55:34,040	00:55:35,439	I said I can't.	I said I can't.
707	00:55:40,040	00:55:41,040	I can't.	I can't.
708	00:55:43,240	00:55:44,240	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
709	00:55:45,960	00:55:50,078	Look, Isaac is coming back and we can't let him get inside.	Look, Isaac is coming back and we can't let him get inside.
710	00:55:51,560	00:55:56,236	Well, if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan?	Well, if your magic is off-limits, then what's the plan?
711	00:55:57,120	00:55:58,712	I can still swing a hammer.	I can still swing a hammer.
712	00:56:15,680	00:56:19,798	These are crazy people, Marmalade. Crazy people.	These are crazy people, Marmalade. Crazy people.
713	00:56:22,840	00:56:24,720	Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out?	Do you think these are enough to keep Isaac out?
714	00:56:24,760	00:56:27,354	Oh, yes. Maybe.	Oh, yes. Maybe.
715	00:56:28,000	00:56:29,149	I'm gonna get some more.	I'm gonna get some more.
716	00:56:50,760	00:56:51,760	Uncle Jonathan?	Uncle Jonathan?
717	00:56:51,840	00:56:55,799	Don't come up! I'm... I'm coming down.	Don't come up! I'm... I'm coming down.
718	00:57:01,560	00:57:04,597	Listen, I need to talk to you.	Listen, I need to talk to you.
719	00:57:04,680	00:57:08,355	Not a great time, Lewis. I'm working on a heavy-duty spell.	Not a great time, Lewis. I'm working on a heavy-duty spell.
720	00:57:08,440	00:57:10,715	I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's for a few days.	I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's for a few days.
721	00:57:10,800	00:57:13,598	Come on. I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong.	Come on. I see the horseshoes. I know something's wrong.
722	00:57:13,680	00:57:15,336	What are you talking about? Everything's fine.	What are you talking about? Everything's fine.
723	00:57:15,360	00:57:16,588	No. It's not.	No. It's not.
724	00:57:17,160	00:57:21,438	You're right, Lewis. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong.	You're right, Lewis. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong.
725	00:57:21,520	00:57:23,112	Florence... He's got eyes, Jonathan.	Florence... He's got eyes, Jonathan.
726	00:57:24,320	00:57:27,039	It's our friend, Isaac Izard. Except he's not our friend.	It's our friend, Isaac Izard. Except he's not our friend.
727	00:57:27,120	00:57:29,270	He's very wicked, very powerful.	He's very wicked, very powerful.
728	00:57:29,360	00:57:32,079	And I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond.	And I'm afraid he's back from the great beyond.
729	00:57:32,560	00:57:34,471	Yeah. That's what I wanted to talk to...	Yeah. That's what I wanted to talk to...
730	00:57:34,560	00:57:37,438	And when we find out who's raised him from the dead,	And when we find out who's raised him from the dead,
731	00:57:37,520	00:57:40,398	they are going to be sorry. Very sorry.	they are going to be sorry. Very sorry.
732	00:57:40,480	00:57:41,629	Oh.	Oh.
733	00:57:42,160	00:57:44,549	Mmm, yeah, they... They sure will.	Mmm, yeah, they... They sure will.
734	00:57:45,360	00:57:49,558	Look, the truth is, it's not safe for you here.	Look, the truth is, it's not safe for you here.
735	00:57:49,640	00:57:50,914	At least, not now.	At least, not now.
736	00:57:51,680	00:57:55,753	So, go next door with Florence, okay? Everything's gonna be fine.	So, go next door with Florence, okay? Everything's gonna be fine.
737	00:58:07,720	00:58:09,560	Maybe just once more around the block...	Maybe just once more around the block...
738	00:58:09,640	00:58:11,073	Sure, no problem.	Sure, no problem.
739	00:58:12,840	00:58:14,193	Come on.	Come on.
740	00:58:14,600	00:58:15,828	Mrs. Zimmerman?	Mrs. Zimmerman?
741	00:58:15,920	00:58:17,672	Uh, I'm sorry, dear?	Uh, I'm sorry, dear?
742	00:58:18,440	00:58:19,440	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
743	00:58:19,840	00:58:21,353	I'm just trying...	I'm just trying...
744	00:58:25,920	00:58:26,920	Nothing.	Nothing.
745	00:58:33,680	00:58:34,680	Wait.	Wait.
746	00:58:36,040	00:58:38,554	Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together?	Isaac and Uncle Jonathan used to perform together?
747	00:58:39,240	00:58:40,559	They did everything together.	They did everything together.
748	00:58:43,320	00:58:44,992	They were best friends.	They were best friends.
749	00:58:45,080	00:58:46,080	They were?	They were?
750	00:58:47,160	00:58:48,160	Once.	Once.
751	00:58:54,600	00:58:58,559	Isaac was an orphan. And Jonathan, a runaway.	Isaac was an orphan. And Jonathan, a runaway.
752	00:59:00,120	00:59:01,633	Neither of them had family.	Neither of them had family.
753	00:59:03,240	00:59:05,071	All they had was magic.	All they had was magic.
754	00:59:08,760	00:59:09,760	And each other.	And each other.
755	00:59:11,240	00:59:13,037	Then, Isaac went away to war.	Then, Isaac went away to war.
756	00:59:13,760	00:59:16,479	He was fighting in Germany when he went MIA.	He was fighting in Germany when he went MIA.
757	00:59:17,280	00:59:18,280	Months passed.	Months passed.
758	00:59:18,880	00:59:21,633	Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home.	Then, suddenly, Isaac came back home.
759	00:59:23,120	00:59:24,872	But it wasn't the same Isaac.	But it wasn't the same Isaac.
760	00:59:27,240	00:59:28,240	He was different.	He was different.
761	00:59:30,000	00:59:31,115	And angry.	And angry.
762	00:59:32,440	00:59:35,876	And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be.	And more powerful than any warlock had the right to be.
763	00:59:36,760	00:59:39,513	How? What happened to him?	How? What happened to him?
764	00:59:40,720	00:59:45,589	We don't know. All he said was, he was lost in the Black Forest.	We don't know. All he said was, he was lost in the Black Forest.
765	00:59:47,000	00:59:51,949	Now, that is a very old place with very old magic.	Now, that is a very old place with very old magic.
766	00:59:52,800	00:59:54,840	It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories.	It's where the Brothers Grimm wrote their histories.
767	00:59:55,240	00:59:56,719	You mean their fairy-tales?	You mean their fairy-tales?
768	00:59:58,800	01:00:03,191	Now, we think that Isaac met a dark warlock in those woods.	Now, we think that Isaac met a dark warlock in those woods.
769	01:00:03,760	01:00:08,311	A teacher who gave him some terrifying, forbidden books.	A teacher who gave him some terrifying, forbidden books.
770	01:00:09,320	01:00:11,629	One of which is so dangerous	One of which is so dangerous
771	01:00:11,720	01:00:14,757	that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet.	that your uncle keeps it locked up in his cabinet.
772	01:00:15,880	01:00:18,792	Then, Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan.	Then, Isaac abandoned poor Jonathan.
773	01:00:19,960	01:00:24,397	No explanation. And he found himself a witch. Selena.	No explanation. And he found himself a witch. Selena.
774	01:00:24,480	01:00:27,472	So spiteful and mean, he married her.	So spiteful and mean, he married her.
775	01:00:27,600	01:00:29,795	And they locked themselves away in the house.	And they locked themselves away in the house.
776	01:00:31,280	01:00:33,191	Until one night last year,	Until one night last year,
777	01:00:34,160	01:00:37,436	Isaac performed a blood magic ritual that killed him.	Isaac performed a blood magic ritual that killed him.
778	01:00:38,360	01:00:39,560	What was the ritual for?	What was the ritual for?
779	01:00:40,560	01:00:45,509	To make a key. A clock key of human bone.	To make a key. A clock key of human bone.
780	01:00:46,640	01:00:49,518	We think his wife's bones.	We think his wife's bones.
781	01:00:51,200	01:00:53,839	We think Isaac killed Selena to make it.	We think Isaac killed Selena to make it.
782	01:00:58,280	01:01:02,034	Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch. Even better than him.	Uncle Jonathan said that you were a really good witch. Even better than him.
783	01:01:02,920	01:01:03,920	I was.	I was.
784	01:01:05,720	01:01:06,720	Once.	Once.
785	01:01:09,280	01:01:11,714	My magic was the toast of Paris.	My magic was the toast of Paris.
786	01:01:12,520	01:01:14,431	You should've seen me before the war.	You should've seen me before the war.
787	01:01:14,520	01:01:18,399	I melted Salvador Dali's watch one time, right off his wrist.	I melted Salvador Dali's watch one time, right off his wrist.
788	01:01:20,200	01:01:21,519	Then why can't you help us?	Then why can't you help us?
789	01:01:28,120	01:01:31,351	You know how magic comes from the inside?	You know how magic comes from the inside?
790	01:01:32,880	01:01:36,350	Well, I got hurt one time.	Well, I got hurt one time.
791	01:01:37,160	01:01:38,160	Pretty badly.	Pretty badly.
792	01:01:39,120	01:01:44,877	And even though my outsides got better, my insides never did.	And even though my outsides got better, my insides never did.
793	01:01:46,080	01:01:49,868	And so, now, every time I try to work any real magic,	And so, now, every time I try to work any real magic,
794	01:01:51,040	01:01:54,828	it just comes out broken.	it just comes out broken.
795	01:01:58,800	01:02:00,791	Now,	Now,
796	01:02:02,080	01:02:07,598	there's very few problems in the world that can't, at least, be helped	there's very few problems in the world that can't, at least, be helped
797	01:02:07,680	01:02:10,478	by a good chocolate chip cookie.	by a good chocolate chip cookie.
798	01:02:16,640	01:02:19,632	Tarby. Tarby!	Tarby. Tarby!
799	01:02:19,720	01:02:21,233	Not now, Lewis, I'm late for gym.	Not now, Lewis, I'm late for gym.
800	01:02:21,320	01:02:23,311	No, now. We gotta talk now! What?	No, now. We gotta talk now! What?
801	01:02:23,400	01:02:24,936	- Let go! - Where do you think you're going, huh?	- Let go! - Where do you think you're going, huh?
802	01:02:24,960	01:02:27,235	The other night, what we did in the cemetery...	The other night, what we did in the cemetery...
803	01:02:27,320	01:02:30,073	We did something awful. My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and...	We did something awful. My uncle's in trouble. We all are, and...
804	01:02:30,160	01:02:31,434	See, there's this clock...	See, there's this clock...
805	01:02:31,560	01:02:36,429	Lewis! Just stop. Nothing happened in that cemetery.	Lewis! Just stop. Nothing happened in that cemetery.
806	01:02:36,880	01:02:39,155	Look, I get it, you're scared. I am, too. We're the...	Look, I get it, you're scared. I am, too. We're the...
807	01:02:39,240	01:02:41,151	Woody!	Woody!
808	01:02:41,240	01:02:42,309	Tarby, get off me!	Tarby, get off me!
809	01:02:42,400	01:02:44,560	- Come on, let's get out of here. - Let's go!	- Come on, let's get out of here. - Let's go!
810	01:02:48,200	01:02:49,519	Good morning, Miss Fisher. Woody.	Good morning, Miss Fisher. Woody.
811	01:02:49,600	01:02:51,033	I'm not scared.	I'm not scared.
812	01:02:51,160	01:02:54,232	And if you tell anyone I was there, I'll break both your arms.	And if you tell anyone I was there, I'll break both your arms.
813	01:03:00,960	01:03:02,080	You're just a weirdo.	You're just a weirdo.
814	01:03:14,200	01:03:15,200	"Indomitable."	"Indomitable."
815	01:03:36,320	01:03:39,630	Uncle Jonathan? You in here?	Uncle Jonathan? You in here?
816	01:03:53,800	01:03:54,800	No way.	No way.
817	01:04:20,040	01:04:23,077	Help me! Help, please! Help!	Help me! Help, please! Help!
818	01:04:23,160	01:04:27,711	Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Help! Help me, please!	Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan! Help! Help me, please!
819	01:04:27,840	01:04:30,149	Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.	Come on. Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
820	01:04:31,000	01:04:32,228	Get those papers!	Get those papers!
821	01:04:38,680	01:04:40,716	You all right?	You all right?
822	01:04:40,800	01:04:43,030	What are you doing here? I told you it's not safe!	What are you doing here? I told you it's not safe!
823	01:04:44,560	01:04:46,073	I was being indomitable.	I was being indomitable.
824	01:04:47,760	01:04:49,512	I suppose you were, weren't you?	I suppose you were, weren't you?
825	01:04:50,160	01:04:52,879	You can't do this alone. You need help, and I can help you!	You can't do this alone. You need help, and I can help you!
826	01:04:52,960	01:04:53,995	No, you can't.	No, you can't.
827	01:04:54,080	01:04:56,878	Actually, I can. 'Cause I know how to read this.	Actually, I can. 'Cause I know how to read this.
828	01:04:59,320	01:05:00,992	But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine.	But I'm gonna need some Ovaltine.
829	01:05:02,200	01:05:04,794	Wait. I don't understand. You've seen this code before?	Wait. I don't understand. You've seen this code before?
830	01:05:04,920	01:05:08,515	Yes. Comrade Ivan uses one just like it to send commands to his Red Brigade.	Yes. Comrade Ivan uses one just like it to send commands to his Red Brigade.
831	01:05:08,600	01:05:09,600	"Comrade" who?	"Comrade" who?
832	01:05:09,680	01:05:11,120	Comrade Ivan from the TV show.	Comrade Ivan from the TV show.
833	01:05:11,160	01:05:14,470	But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it	But Captain Midnight always stops him and decodes it
834	01:05:14,560	01:05:16,278	with, uh...	with, uh...
835	01:05:16,880	01:05:19,348	This! The Captain Midnight secret decoder pin.	This! The Captain Midnight secret decoder pin.
836	01:05:20,040	01:05:21,792	I don't believe it.	I don't believe it.
837	01:05:21,880	01:05:23,199	I don't believe it!	I don't believe it!
838	01:05:23,840	01:05:25,193	Three Ovaltine shakes, please.	Three Ovaltine shakes, please.
839	01:05:36,240	01:05:40,677	"With this clock, Selena and I shall wipe this filthy world clean."	"With this clock, Selena and I shall wipe this filthy world clean."
840	01:05:42,520	01:05:44,511	It's a doomsday clock.	It's a doomsday clock.
841	01:05:46,720	01:05:49,029	In a way, it destroys everything.	In a way, it destroys everything.
842	01:05:49,120	01:05:52,635	But not by ending the world, but sending it back to the beginning.	But not by ending the world, but sending it back to the beginning.
843	01:05:52,760	01:05:57,117	If the planet is one giant clock, then this damn thing is the winder.	If the planet is one giant clock, then this damn thing is the winder.
844	01:05:58,120	01:06:00,793	He's winding it back to the very beginning of time!	He's winding it back to the very beginning of time!
845	01:06:00,880	01:06:03,348	So, everything goes in reverse. We grow younger and younger	So, everything goes in reverse. We grow younger and younger
846	01:06:03,480	01:06:05,835	until we vanish. Until there's no one left.	until we vanish. Until there's no one left.
847	01:06:07,680	01:06:09,830	I knew Isaac was strong, but	I knew Isaac was strong, but
848	01:06:09,920	01:06:12,514	this goes beyond anything I ever thought he was capable of.	this goes beyond anything I ever thought he was capable of.
849	01:06:13,480	01:06:14,480	When's it happen?	When's it happen?
850	01:06:15,600	01:06:17,955	"When night's at its blackest."	"When night's at its blackest."
851	01:06:19,800	01:06:24,191	The total lunar eclipse. Tonight! All those moons painted in my bedroom.	The total lunar eclipse. Tonight! All those moons painted in my bedroom.
852	01:06:24,280	01:06:27,113	What if Isaac was studying them and waiting for the right moment?	What if Isaac was studying them and waiting for the right moment?
853	01:06:27,200	01:06:29,475	That's what the gongs are counting down to.	That's what the gongs are counting down to.
854	01:06:38,640	01:06:40,119	We'll take the gumballs, too.	We'll take the gumballs, too.
855	01:06:50,000	01:06:51,433	Isaac's been here.	Isaac's been here.
856	01:06:53,960	01:06:55,837	Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off?	Isaac pulled all the horseshoes off?
857	01:06:55,920	01:06:58,036	Burned 'em off. One by one.	Burned 'em off. One by one.
858	01:06:58,120	01:07:00,236	Like ants with a magnifying glass.	Like ants with a magnifying glass.
859	01:07:01,480	01:07:03,277	Just how powerful is he now?	Just how powerful is he now?
860	01:07:03,360	01:07:05,749	Death's been good to him. Wait here.	Death's been good to him. Wait here.
861	01:07:19,160	01:07:22,755	Chair! It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here to help.	Chair! It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here to help.
862	01:07:24,240	01:07:27,073	Here, it's okay. It's okay. You're okay.	Here, it's okay. It's okay. You're okay.
863	01:07:28,000	01:07:29,638	He's torn the place to pieces.	He's torn the place to pieces.
864	01:07:30,760	01:07:32,637	He must have been looking for something.	He must have been looking for something.
865	01:07:33,560	01:07:34,959	And I think I know what.	And I think I know what.
866	01:07:37,880	01:07:40,678	Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get rid of it.	Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get rid of it.
867	01:07:46,160	01:07:48,879	Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now?	Uh, shouldn't this be melting right now?
868	01:07:49,000	01:07:50,513	Too much John the Conqueror root.	Too much John the Conqueror root.
869	01:07:51,560	01:07:54,120	No. Not enough Goofer Dust.	No. Not enough Goofer Dust.
870	01:07:54,400	01:07:55,400	Oh.	Oh.
871	01:07:55,800	01:07:57,360	Grains of paradise.	Grains of paradise.
872	01:07:57,440	01:07:58,536	We don't have any Grains of Paradise.	We don't have any Grains of Paradise.
873	01:07:58,560	01:08:00,376	You know what? Maybe a pinch of motherwort.	You know what? Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
874	01:08:00,400	01:08:01,896	- Uncle Jonathan. - What about some Lotus root?	- Uncle Jonathan. - What about some Lotus root?
875	01:08:01,920	01:08:03,638	Yeah, yeah. More Lotus root.	Yeah, yeah. More Lotus root.
876	01:08:03,720	01:08:05,358	Uncle Jonathan. Hmm?	Uncle Jonathan. Hmm?
877	01:08:05,960	01:08:07,109	This is my fault.	This is my fault.
878	01:08:07,600	01:08:11,912	Lewis, you helped us. You're the one who decoded the blueprints.	Lewis, you helped us. You're the one who decoded the blueprints.
879	01:08:12,000	01:08:13,000	No.	No.
880	01:08:14,360	01:08:16,874	I mean, I'm the one who brought Isaac back.	I mean, I'm the one who brought Isaac back.
881	01:08:18,160	01:08:19,160	Lewis?	Lewis?
882	01:08:19,280	01:08:21,510	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
883	01:08:23,720	01:08:26,234	I opened the cabinet. I used your book.	I opened the cabinet. I used your book.
884	01:08:26,840	01:08:29,400	I'm so, so, so sorry.	I'm so, so, so sorry.
885	01:08:29,480	01:08:32,496	You couldn't have. You don't know enough magic to pull off a spell like that.	You couldn't have. You don't know enough magic to pull off a spell like that.
886	01:08:32,520	01:08:34,272	I just followed the directions.	I just followed the directions.
887	01:08:35,480	01:08:36,959	I bled onto the book.	I bled onto the book.
888	01:08:37,640	01:08:39,312	Oh, Lewis.	Oh, Lewis.
889	01:08:41,040	01:08:42,519	Blood magic?	Blood magic?
890	01:08:43,040	01:08:45,679	That was my one rule.	That was my one rule.
891	01:08:46,320	01:08:47,878	I know. I'm sorry.	I know. I'm sorry.
892	01:08:47,960	01:08:50,269	And you broke it? I didn't mean to.	And you broke it? I didn't mean to.
893	01:08:50,360	01:08:52,271	So, you opened a forbidden cabinet,	So, you opened a forbidden cabinet,
894	01:08:52,360	01:08:55,636	and performed an unholy ritual, on accident?	and performed an unholy ritual, on accident?
895	01:08:55,720	01:08:57,392	Jonathan... I didn't know Isaac was evil.	Jonathan... I didn't know Isaac was evil.
896	01:08:57,480	01:08:58,480	You never told me.	You never told me.
897	01:08:58,560	01:08:59,709	Oh, so this is my fault?	Oh, so this is my fault?
898	01:08:59,800	01:09:00,835	I didn't say that.	I didn't say that.
899	01:09:00,920	01:09:03,309	Then, what are you saying?	Then, what are you saying?
900	01:09:03,400	01:09:04,799	What the hell were you thinking?	What the hell were you thinking?
901	01:09:04,880	01:09:07,269	I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again!	I just wanted Tarby to be my friend again!
902	01:09:08,240	01:09:10,196	And I want my parents back!	And I want my parents back!
903	01:09:10,280	01:09:11,496	And I figured if it worked here,	And I figured if it worked here,
904	01:09:11,520	01:09:13,750	I could go home and try it on them.	I could go home and try it on them.
905	01:09:15,600	01:09:17,192	I just want my mom!	I just want my mom!
906	01:09:21,280	01:09:22,280	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
907	01:09:23,560	01:09:24,709	It was a mistake.	It was a mistake.
908	01:09:25,760	01:09:26,954	You coming here.	You coming here.
909	01:09:27,040	01:09:29,076	Now, hold on, Jonathan.	Now, hold on, Jonathan.
910	01:09:29,160	01:09:33,711	No! No, please! Please. I'll make it up to you. Please.	No! No, please! Please. I'll make it up to you. Please.
911	01:09:34,080	01:09:36,469	No. This is no place for a kid.	No. This is no place for a kid.
912	01:09:37,280	01:09:41,592	It's not safe for you here. I was wrong to ever think that it was.	It's not safe for you here. I was wrong to ever think that it was.
913	01:09:41,920	01:09:45,117	But we're a bevy of swans!	But we're a bevy of swans!
914	01:09:46,080	01:09:47,115	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
915	01:09:49,720	01:09:52,837	You stay here. Let me talk to him.	You stay here. Let me talk to him.
916	01:10:03,360	01:10:07,035	I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum around here somewhere.	I know I've got a Malleus Maleficarum around here somewhere.
917	01:10:07,480	01:10:09,072	Should help with the key.	Should help with the key.
918	01:10:10,480	01:10:13,517	Go ahead, yell at me, call me some names.	Go ahead, yell at me, call me some names.
919	01:10:14,280	01:10:15,280	No names.	No names.
920	01:10:16,320	01:10:17,320	Not this time.	Not this time.
921	01:10:19,760	01:10:20,760	Jonathan,	Jonathan,
922	01:10:21,680	01:10:23,398	that little boy needs you.	that little boy needs you.
923	01:10:23,480	01:10:24,833	But what he did...	But what he did...
924	01:10:24,920	01:10:26,273	He's a child.	He's a child.
925	01:10:27,160	01:10:29,390	Children make mistakes. They get in trouble.	Children make mistakes. They get in trouble.
926	01:10:29,480	01:10:30,674	That's why they're children.	That's why they're children.
927	01:10:30,920	01:10:34,515	No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence. This is...	No, this is not swiping a comic book, Florence. This is...
928	01:10:34,600	01:10:37,558	I don't have a choice here.	I don't have a choice here.
929	01:10:37,640	01:10:39,073	Of course you do.	Of course you do.
930	01:10:39,880	01:10:41,313	You could stick it out!	You could stick it out!
931	01:10:42,040	01:10:46,352	No, no, when the going gets tough, you get going, right for the exit.	No, no, when the going gets tough, you get going, right for the exit.
932	01:10:46,960	01:10:48,951	Like how you ran away from your family.	Like how you ran away from your family.
933	01:10:49,040	01:10:50,917	Ran away? My dad threw me out!	Ran away? My dad threw me out!
934	01:10:51,000	01:10:52,831	And what about your little sister?	And what about your little sister?
935	01:10:52,920	01:10:56,959	She'd looked up to you. She needed you, and now she's gone.	She'd looked up to you. She needed you, and now she's gone.
936	01:10:57,040	01:10:59,270	And you're going to abandon her only child.	And you're going to abandon her only child.
937	01:10:59,400	01:11:01,516	Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid.	Look, I don't know how to take care of a kid.
938	01:11:01,600	01:11:05,434	How to talk to him, how to keep him safe. Especially now! I'm just...	How to talk to him, how to keep him safe. Especially now! I'm just...
939	01:11:05,520	01:11:06,555	You're scared.	You're scared.
940	01:11:06,640	01:11:11,111	Yes, all right? I'm scared for Lewis! Scared he'll get hurt!	Yes, all right? I'm scared for Lewis! Scared he'll get hurt!
941	01:11:11,200	01:11:12,560	Well, guess what, genius?	Well, guess what, genius?
942	01:11:13,400	01:11:14,628	That is the whole point.	That is the whole point.
943	01:11:15,240	01:11:19,313	You having a child means being scared for them 24/7	You having a child means being scared for them 24/7
944	01:11:19,400	01:11:20,515	and doing it anyway.	and doing it anyway.
945	01:11:21,160	01:11:23,151	It's the whole damn job description.	It's the whole damn job description.
946	01:11:24,200	01:11:26,998	And I would give everything to have that job again.	And I would give everything to have that job again.
947	01:11:27,080	01:11:28,911	To have my little girl back, to...	To have my little girl back, to...
948	01:11:33,120	01:11:34,155	You know what?	You know what?
949	01:11:35,200	01:11:36,349	I do have a name for you.	I do have a name for you.
950	01:11:37,640	01:11:40,473	Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward!	Jonathan Barnavelt, you're a coward!
951	01:12:04,120	01:12:06,315	Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!	Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!
952	01:12:08,560	01:12:10,790	Lewis. He's free! We gotta go now!	Lewis. He's free! We gotta go now!
953	01:12:10,880	01:12:12,136	Well, who, what are we talking about?	Well, who, what are we talking about?
954	01:12:12,160	01:12:13,296	There is someone in your house.	There is someone in your house.
955	01:12:13,320	01:12:14,389	Please. Hurry! Who?	Please. Hurry! Who?
956	01:12:14,480	01:12:16,914	Come on. Take Marmalade. Wait.	Come on. Take Marmalade. Wait.
957	01:12:17,600	01:12:19,680	Come on. Hurry, please! We don't care about the door.	Come on. Hurry, please! We don't care about the door.
958	01:12:19,760	01:12:20,795	What? Lewis, it's cold.	What? Lewis, it's cold.
959	01:12:20,920	01:12:22,456	He's upstairs. I saw him! Oh, my God, it's a step.	He's upstairs. I saw him! Oh, my God, it's a step.
960	01:12:22,480	01:12:23,536	He's in your house right now!	He's in your house right now!
961	01:12:23,560	01:12:26,154	- Lewis! Lewis! - Please! Hurry.	- Lewis! Lewis! - Please! Hurry.
962	01:12:26,240	01:12:28,913	Lewis, wait! Hold on. It's slippery. Hurry. Come on.	Lewis, wait! Hold on. It's slippery. Hurry. Come on.
963	01:12:29,000	01:12:30,400	Please hurry, Mrs. Hanchett! Please!	Please hurry, Mrs. Hanchett! Please!
964	01:12:30,440	01:12:32,431	Lewis, it's slippery. Lewis, stop!	Lewis, it's slippery. Lewis, stop!
965	01:12:32,520	01:12:34,988	You're not making any sense. What bad man?	You're not making any sense. What bad man?
966	01:12:35,120	01:12:36,599	His name is Isaac. Isaac Izard.	His name is Isaac. Isaac Izard.
967	01:12:36,680	01:12:40,355	Isaac Izard? Lewis, he's dead. He died last year.	Isaac Izard? Lewis, he's dead. He died last year.
968	01:12:42,000	01:12:43,069	Stay here.	Stay here.
969	01:12:43,160	01:12:45,435	Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!	Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!
970	01:12:49,840	01:12:51,637	It's locked.	It's locked.
971	01:12:52,920	01:12:54,558	It must be Isaac. Out of the way.	It must be Isaac. Out of the way.
972	01:13:01,760	01:13:03,176	Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door.	Mrs. Hanchett, get away from the door.
973	01:13:03,200	01:13:04,713	Don't be ridiculous.	Don't be ridiculous.
974	01:13:04,800	01:13:05,800	No!	No!
975	01:13:21,720	01:13:24,234	Hello, Lewis.	Hello, Lewis.
976	01:13:26,440	01:13:29,113	Hmm.	Hmm.
977	01:13:31,400	01:13:32,594	Mmm.	Mmm.
978	01:13:32,720	01:13:33,789	Stay away from her.	Stay away from her.
979	01:13:36,120	01:13:42,195	Why should I stay away from my beautiful wife?	Why should I stay away from my beautiful wife?
980	01:13:51,480	01:13:52,799	You're Selena Izard?	You're Selena Izard?
981	01:14:28,680	01:14:31,797	In the flesh.	In the flesh.
982	01:14:32,800	01:14:34,153	Uncle Jonathan!	Uncle Jonathan!
983	01:14:34,280	01:14:35,280	Lewis!	Lewis!
984	01:14:36,400	01:14:37,400	But, you died.	But, you died.
985	01:14:37,480	01:14:38,913	Whoever said I died?	Whoever said I died?
986	01:14:39,840	01:14:41,512	- Isaac! - Isaac!	- Isaac! - Isaac!
987	01:14:41,600	01:14:42,600	Isaac!	Isaac!
988	01:14:44,320	01:14:45,496	- Isaac! - Isaac!	- Isaac! - Isaac!
989	01:14:45,520	01:14:46,520	No!	No!
990	01:14:54,600	01:14:55,794	Is that bone?	Is that bone?
991	01:14:56,600	01:14:57,600	Human.	Human.
992	01:14:58,560	01:15:01,438	He killed her to make some sort of key.	He killed her to make some sort of key.
993	01:15:02,280	01:15:03,336	I thought it was made from...	I thought it was made from...
994	01:15:03,360	01:15:05,191	Not my bone, no.	Not my bone, no.
995	01:15:05,720	01:15:07,915	That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett.	That was a chunk from the real Mrs. Hanchett.
996	01:15:08,640	01:15:09,640	Lovely woman.	Lovely woman.
997	01:15:10,320	01:15:12,200	That is, before I killed her and took her place.	That is, before I killed her and took her place.
998	01:15:13,440	01:15:14,714	Mmm, my wife,	Mmm, my wife,
999	01:15:16,000	01:15:18,673	she has a talent for disguises.	she has a talent for disguises.
1000	01:15:18,760	01:15:21,354	I learn from the best.	I learn from the best.
1001	01:15:21,440	01:15:22,998	Aw.	Aw.
1002	01:15:33,080	01:15:34,911	Come give your mommy a kiss.	Come give your mommy a kiss.
1003	01:15:35,280	01:15:36,280	You.	You.
1004	01:15:36,760	01:15:38,034	It was you in my dreams.	It was you in my dreams.
1005	01:15:38,800	01:15:42,634	I couldn't get near that locked cabinet. The charms were too strong.	I couldn't get near that locked cabinet. The charms were too strong.
1006	01:15:42,720	01:15:46,633	But you, you could get that nasty, old book for me.	But you, you could get that nasty, old book for me.
1007	01:15:47,240	01:15:51,518	Raise Isaac for me. You could do everything I wanted.	Raise Isaac for me. You could do everything I wanted.
1008	01:15:52,520	01:15:53,520	And now,	And now,
1009	01:15:54,560	01:15:58,269	you are going to get us that clock key.	you are going to get us that clock key.
1010	01:16:07,800	01:16:09,677	No, no, not that, not there.	No, no, not that, not there.
1011	01:16:10,280	01:16:12,236	Whoa, whoa!	Whoa, whoa!
1012	01:16:15,800	01:16:16,800	Whew!	Whew!
1013	01:16:17,520	01:16:18,555	Hmm.	Hmm.
1014	01:16:21,480	01:16:23,675	Well, come on.	Well, come on.
1015	01:16:24,320	01:16:25,469	Now you're just showing off.	Now you're just showing off.
1016	01:16:25,600	01:16:26,600	Lewis!	Lewis!
1017	01:16:27,960	01:16:29,313	Lewis! Lewis, where are you?	Lewis! Lewis, where are you?
1018	01:16:33,120	01:16:34,599	Isaac took him. Yes, but where?	Isaac took him. Yes, but where?
1019	01:16:35,280	01:16:36,315	I think I know.	I think I know.
1020	01:16:53,200	01:16:54,633	Uncle Jonathan! Lewis!	Uncle Jonathan! Lewis!
1021	01:16:54,760	01:16:56,336	- Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here. - We're coming.	- Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm over here. - We're coming.
1022	01:16:56,360	01:16:57,360	I'm over here!	I'm over here!
1023	01:17:00,600	01:17:02,158	Uncle Jonathan, over here!	Uncle Jonathan, over here!
1024	01:17:02,240	01:17:05,357	No, here! No, over here! Help me.	No, here! No, over here! Help me.
1025	01:17:10,680	01:17:14,832	Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation,	Barnavelt and Izard, masters of prestidigitation,
1026	01:17:14,920	01:17:19,994	beloved by the crowned heads of Europe, together again.	beloved by the crowned heads of Europe, together again.
1027	01:17:21,360	01:17:24,272	I'm sure you'll remember my next trick.	I'm sure you'll remember my next trick.
1028	01:17:28,560	01:17:29,560	- No! - No.	- No! - No.
1029	01:17:29,640	01:17:31,710	Uncle Jonathan! Isaac, don't do this!	Uncle Jonathan! Isaac, don't do this!
1030	01:17:33,080	01:17:34,752	I like the boy.	I like the boy.
1031	01:17:34,840	01:17:37,752	An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight?	An orphan with a love for Captain Midnight?
1032	01:17:38,120	01:17:40,918	Mmm, warms my dead heart.	Mmm, warms my dead heart.
1033	01:17:42,200	01:17:45,397	Please don't make me butcher him.	Please don't make me butcher him.
1034	01:17:45,800	01:17:46,800	Give me the key.	Give me the key.
1035	01:17:47,280	01:17:50,829	You don't have to hurt anyone. Just tell us, where is the clock	You don't have to hurt anyone. Just tell us, where is the clock
1036	01:17:50,920	01:17:53,309	The clock is under a witch's hex.	The clock is under a witch's hex.
1037	01:17:53,840	01:17:56,673	You'll never find it. This is over.	You'll never find it. This is over.
1038	01:17:56,760	01:17:57,795	Isaac, please.	Isaac, please.
1039	01:17:58,720	01:18:00,576	There must be some part of you that doesn't want this,	There must be some part of you that doesn't want this,
1040	01:18:00,600	01:18:03,239	that isn't completely dead.	that isn't completely dead.
1041	01:18:03,960	01:18:05,916	I was dead long before I died.	I was dead long before I died.
1042	01:18:06,520	01:18:10,638	We know you went through something awful during the war, we all did!	We know you went through something awful during the war, we all did!
1043	01:18:10,840	01:18:12,068	Oh, on the contrary.	Oh, on the contrary.
1044	01:18:15,040	01:18:16,553	It's where I met my teacher.	It's where I met my teacher.
1045	01:18:18,160	01:18:20,116	My unit had been caught in an ambush.	My unit had been caught in an ambush.
1046	01:18:20,800	01:18:21,835	Everyone slaughtered.	Everyone slaughtered.
1047	01:18:22,880	01:18:24,233	I'd been left for dead.	I'd been left for dead.
1048	01:18:24,320	01:18:27,278	I stumbled through the Black Forest for days.	I stumbled through the Black Forest for days.
1049	01:18:27,360	01:18:31,319	I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only.	I chanted every spell I knew, with one thought only.
1050	01:18:31,400	01:18:35,075	"Make me powerful enough to end this!"	"Make me powerful enough to end this!"
1051	01:18:35,520	01:18:38,910	To erase the horrors I had witnessed.	To erase the horrors I had witnessed.
1052	01:18:41,680	01:18:43,272	When I opened my eyes,	When I opened my eyes,
1053	01:18:45,000	01:18:46,000	I saw him.	I saw him.
1054	01:18:48,400	01:18:50,356	He offered me something to drink.	He offered me something to drink.
1055	01:18:52,600	01:18:55,398	For a small price, of course.	For a small price, of course.
1056	01:19:01,480	01:19:04,119	Suddenly, I had it.	Suddenly, I had it.
1057	01:19:06,040	01:19:07,871	The blueprints for the clock...	The blueprints for the clock...
1058	01:19:09,760	01:19:11,034	...in my mind.	...in my mind.
1059	01:19:15,440	01:19:16,475	Clear as day.	Clear as day.
1060	01:19:18,600	01:19:19,749	That wasn't a warlock.	That wasn't a warlock.
1061	01:19:20,400	01:19:23,073	It wasn't even a human. It was a demon, you reckless idiot!	It wasn't even a human. It was a demon, you reckless idiot!
1062	01:19:23,160	01:19:24,536	You summoned a demon!	You summoned a demon!
1063	01:19:24,560	01:19:26,596	Yes! Yes.	Yes! Yes.
1064	01:19:26,680	01:19:30,593	"Azazel," to be exact. The fourth prince of Hell.	"Azazel," to be exact. The fourth prince of Hell.
1065	01:19:31,920	01:19:33,672	Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift.	Oh, he gave me a wonderful gift.
1066	01:19:34,920	01:19:36,478	The greatest magic trick ever.	The greatest magic trick ever.
1067	01:19:37,640	01:19:40,279	I'm going to make people disappear.	I'm going to make people disappear.
1068	01:19:41,200	01:19:44,476	Spin the world back, until the dawn of time.	Spin the world back, until the dawn of time.
1069	01:19:44,560	01:19:46,073	All that will be left...	All that will be left...
1070	01:19:47,000	01:19:48,228	Selena and I.	Selena and I.
1071	01:19:48,800	01:19:51,030	But if you go back to the beginning,	But if you go back to the beginning,
1072	01:19:51,560	01:19:54,677	history, humans, it will all just start over again.	history, humans, it will all just start over again.
1073	01:19:54,760	01:19:55,760	No.	No.
1074	01:19:56,120	01:19:58,714	I'll make sure people are never born this time,	I'll make sure people are never born this time,
1075	01:19:59,440	01:20:01,192	with the help of a friend.	with the help of a friend.
1076	01:20:02,280	01:20:04,874	Lewis' parents won't die in that awful crash.	Lewis' parents won't die in that awful crash.
1077	01:20:05,480	01:20:08,040	Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed.	Your husband and sweet little girl won't be killed.
1078	01:20:08,360	01:20:10,112	They'll never have existed.	They'll never have existed.
1079	01:20:10,720	01:20:13,393	No people, no war.	No people, no war.
1080	01:20:13,920	01:20:15,319	Now, Jonathan,	Now, Jonathan,
1081	01:20:16,960	01:20:18,188	the key.	the key.
1082	01:20:21,000	01:20:22,000	Florence,	Florence,
1083	01:20:22,760	01:20:26,878	now would be a good time for a little magic.	now would be a good time for a little magic.
1084	01:20:28,360	01:20:30,999	Of all people, Florence, I thought you'd want this.	Of all people, Florence, I thought you'd want this.
1085	01:20:31,680	01:20:33,557	I know what losing your family did to you.	I know what losing your family did to you.
1086	01:20:34,600	01:20:38,388	You're too sad and broken to work any real magic.	You're too sad and broken to work any real magic.
1087	01:20:41,880	01:20:42,949	Maybe I was.	Maybe I was.
1088	01:20:44,720	01:20:45,948	But now,	But now,
1089	01:20:47,000	01:20:48,638	I'm indomitable.	I'm indomitable.
1090	01:20:59,280	01:21:00,315	Ha-ha!	Ha-ha!
1091	01:21:01,120	01:21:02,951	Marmalade! Now!	Marmalade! Now!
1092	01:21:31,520	01:21:32,589	Where are they?	Where are they?
1093	01:21:33,000	01:21:34,069	They're gone.	They're gone.
1094	01:21:34,200	01:21:36,350	Mind your step. There's a tongue.	Mind your step. There's a tongue.
1095	01:21:36,440	01:21:38,160	- There's a big tongue. - I've got it.	- There's a big tongue. - I've got it.
1096	01:21:53,600	01:21:54,669	So	So
1097	01:21:55,280	01:21:56,315	creepy.	creepy.
1098	01:22:04,240	01:22:08,199	Time for this little boy to go.	Time for this little boy to go.
1099	01:22:08,520	01:22:10,397	Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!	Uncle Jonathan! Uncle Jonathan!
1100	01:22:10,480	01:22:11,656	Be careful!	Be careful!
1101	01:22:11,680	01:22:14,069	Lewis! Don't freak them out!	Lewis! Don't freak them out!
1102	01:22:14,160	01:22:16,176	Unhand me! Let me go! Oh, no! Put me down! Stop! Put me down!	Unhand me! Let me go! Oh, no! Put me down! Stop! Put me down!
1103	01:22:16,200	01:22:18,430	Mommy. Mommy.	Mommy. Mommy.
1104	01:22:28,560	01:22:30,960	Why won't you talk to me? Why won't you talk to me?	Why won't you talk to me? Why won't you talk to me?
1105	01:22:33,200	01:22:34,758	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1106	01:22:37,120	01:22:41,272	- Wait, wait. Jonathan! - Mrs. Zimmerman!	- Wait, wait. Jonathan! - Mrs. Zimmerman!
1107	01:22:41,360	01:22:42,998	Let me go! Let go of me!	Let me go! Let go of me!
1108	01:22:43,080	01:22:44,195	Jonathan!	Jonathan!
1109	01:22:46,560	01:22:47,959	Son of a...	Son of a...
1110	01:22:49,440	01:22:51,396	- Lewis. You okay? - I'm okay.	- Lewis. You okay? - I'm okay.
1111	01:22:51,480	01:22:52,629	Would you look at that?	Would you look at that?
1112	01:22:53,200	01:22:54,760	Okay, let's get back in there.	Okay, let's get back in there.
1113	01:22:54,880	01:22:56,576	What? With those creepy, metal monsters inside?	What? With those creepy, metal monsters inside?
1114	01:22:56,600	01:22:57,640	They'll tear us to shreds!	They'll tear us to shreds!
1115	01:22:57,680	01:22:59,760	Florence, we have to find Isaac and Selena.	Florence, we have to find Isaac and Selena.
1116	01:23:00,160	01:23:01,776	We don't know where in the house they are.	We don't know where in the house they are.
1117	01:23:01,800	01:23:04,600	No. But if we wait around, we know something bad will happen.	No. But if we wait around, we know something bad will happen.
1118	01:23:04,640	01:23:06,496	You heard Isaac. He's using the witch's hex!	You heard Isaac. He's using the witch's hex!
1119	01:23:06,520	01:23:09,256	I understand that. So, should we just sit around and try to figure out the hex?	I understand that. So, should we just sit around and try to figure out the hex?
1120	01:23:09,280	01:23:10,456	We don't have time! No. We need a plan!	We don't have time! No. We need a plan!
1121	01:23:10,480	01:23:11,549	Guys!	Guys!
1122	01:23:20,200	01:23:21,872	Oh, my giddy aunt.	Oh, my giddy aunt.
1123	01:23:22,280	01:23:23,816	Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin,	Don't worry, their teeth are made of pumpkin,
1124	01:23:23,840	01:23:24,909	they can't really hurt us.	they can't really hurt us.
1125	01:23:32,000	01:23:33,069	Okay, I made that up.	Okay, I made that up.
1126	01:23:40,800	01:23:42,870	It's some kind of ungodly adhesive!	It's some kind of ungodly adhesive!
1127	01:23:43,600	01:23:44,669	I'm stuck!	I'm stuck!
1128	01:23:45,520	01:23:46,555	Me, too!	Me, too!
1129	01:23:46,760	01:23:49,718	You know, I didn't think this is how I was gonna die.	You know, I didn't think this is how I was gonna die.
1130	01:23:51,320	01:23:52,958	Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt!	Look! Mrs. Zimmerman, grab my shirt!
1131	01:23:53,040	01:23:54,109	I've got you!	I've got you!
1132	01:23:56,240	01:23:58,629	- Just chop. Chop, chop! - Lewis! Hurry!	- Just chop. Chop, chop! - Lewis! Hurry!
1133	01:24:03,600	01:24:05,795	God, I hate pumpkins.	God, I hate pumpkins.
1134	01:24:12,160	01:24:13,376	Did you see that, Florence?	Did you see that, Florence?
1135	01:24:13,400	01:24:16,153	I exploded it with a psychic energy blast! It worked!	I exploded it with a psychic energy blast! It worked!
1136	01:24:16,280	01:24:18,360	Yes, Jonathan, we're all very proud of you!	Yes, Jonathan, we're all very proud of you!
1137	01:24:18,400	01:24:20,216	Did you see that I now have the power?	Did you see that I now have the power?
1138	01:24:20,240	01:24:21,760	Yes, I understand. Gold star.	Yes, I understand. Gold star.
1139	01:24:22,440	01:24:23,440	Ha-ha!	Ha-ha!
1140	01:24:27,800	01:24:30,633	Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan, it's me, please wake up!	Uncle Jonathan. Uncle Jonathan, it's me, please wake up!
1141	01:24:30,760	01:24:32,896	Jonathan. Jonathan, you've got to get up! Uncle Jonathan.	Jonathan. Jonathan, you've got to get up! Uncle Jonathan.
1142	01:24:32,920	01:24:34,319	You've got to get up right now!	You've got to get up right now!
1143	01:24:36,280	01:24:38,510	What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune?	What are you looking at, you shriveled old prune?
1144	01:24:38,880	01:24:41,792	I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan.	I'm looking at you, you dumb baby orangutan.
1145	01:24:42,120	01:24:44,076	Aw, Lewis.	Aw, Lewis.
1146	01:24:44,160	01:24:45,832	Oh, Florence, you missed a spot.	Oh, Florence, you missed a spot.
1147	01:24:46,880	01:24:50,634	Lewis. I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything.	Lewis. I'm sorry, Lewis. I'm sorry about everything.
1148	01:24:50,720	01:24:52,836	It's okay. Me, too.	It's okay. Me, too.
1149	01:24:53,440	01:24:55,216	Don't get me wrong, uh, this is lovely,	Don't get me wrong, uh, this is lovely,
1150	01:24:55,240	01:24:57,913	but there's only 18 minutes to the eclipse.	but there's only 18 minutes to the eclipse.
1151	01:24:58,720	01:25:00,039	And they've got the key.	And they've got the key.
1152	01:25:00,120	01:25:01,348	How do we find the clock?	How do we find the clock?
1153	01:25:01,840	01:25:02,875	We can't.	We can't.
1154	01:25:03,680	01:25:04,840	It's got a witch's hex on it.	It's got a witch's hex on it.
1155	01:25:04,920	01:25:06,896	And that means it's hidden from every witch or warlock,	And that means it's hidden from every witch or warlock,
1156	01:25:06,920	01:25:08,069	no matter how powerful.	no matter how powerful.
1157	01:25:08,640	01:25:10,119	Not even Florence could find it.	Not even Florence could find it.
1158	01:25:10,200	01:25:12,998	There must be something we're not thinking of.	There must be something we're not thinking of.
1159	01:25:18,600	01:25:19,749	Maybe I could find it.	Maybe I could find it.
1160	01:25:20,840	01:25:22,239	I'm not a witch or warlock.	I'm not a witch or warlock.
1161	01:25:22,600	01:25:24,192	Well, not yet anyways, but	Well, not yet anyways, but
1162	01:25:25,120	01:25:26,473	maybe if I tried some magic?	maybe if I tried some magic?
1163	01:25:27,240	01:25:28,275	Would that work?	Would that work?
1164	01:25:33,360	01:25:36,432	Okay. I'm ready.	Okay. I'm ready.
1165	01:25:37,040	01:25:38,871	Lewis, I don't know about that eight ball.	Lewis, I don't know about that eight ball.
1166	01:25:38,960	01:25:41,349	Hey, this is my magic. Not yours.	Hey, this is my magic. Not yours.
1167	01:25:44,120	01:25:45,189	Let's go.	Let's go.
1168	01:25:49,120	01:25:50,712	Locate. Verb.	Locate. Verb.
1169	01:25:50,800	01:25:54,110	To discover the exact place and position of.	To discover the exact place and position of.
1170	01:25:54,680	01:25:58,673	Secret! Adjective! Something that is kept unknown or unseen!	Secret! Adjective! Something that is kept unknown or unseen!
1171	01:25:58,760	01:26:02,833	Clock! Noun. A mechanical device, used for measuring time!	Clock! Noun. A mechanical device, used for measuring time!
1172	01:26:02,920	01:26:06,071	A time-piece! A horologe!	A time-piece! A horologe!
1173	01:26:07,240	01:26:09,470	Wow. He is weird.	Wow. He is weird.
1174	01:26:09,600	01:26:10,635	Isn't he, though?	Isn't he, though?
1175	01:26:11,000	01:26:12,797	Locate the secret clock.	Locate the secret clock.
1176	01:26:13,720	01:26:16,473	Locate the secret clock!	Locate the secret clock!
1177	01:26:19,160	01:26:20,559	Please, Mom and Dad.	Please, Mom and Dad.
1178	01:26:21,280	01:26:24,158	Tell me where the clock is. Please.	Tell me where the clock is. Please.
1179	01:26:35,240	01:26:36,309	"Under the boiler."	"Under the boiler."
1180	01:26:36,400	01:26:38,391	Lewis, you genius!	Lewis, you genius!
1181	01:26:51,600	01:26:52,669	Shall we?	Shall we?
1182	01:27:17,040	01:27:19,110	Trick or treat!	Trick or treat!
1183	01:27:34,960	01:27:36,837	- Mrs. Zimmerman? - Hmm?	- Mrs. Zimmerman? - Hmm?
1184	01:27:37,200	01:27:38,349	What is that?	What is that?
1185	01:27:41,120	01:27:43,953	Jonathan. Open the door.	Jonathan. Open the door.
1186	01:27:44,040	01:27:45,109	Working on it.	Working on it.
1187	01:27:46,400	01:27:48,231	Jonathan?	Jonathan?
1188	01:27:49,480	01:27:50,515	Jonathan!	Jonathan!
1189	01:27:50,600	01:27:51,669	That's not helping!	That's not helping!
1190	01:28:04,320	01:28:07,392	Lewis. Crack it open.	Lewis. Crack it open.
1191	01:28:21,600	01:28:25,718	Even in death, so creepy.	Even in death, so creepy.
1192	01:29:13,360	01:29:14,936	Florence, I really have to pee.	Florence, I really have to pee.
1193	01:29:14,960	01:29:16,598	Not the time, Jonathan.	Not the time, Jonathan.
1194	01:29:47,240	01:29:48,240	Snakespeare!	Snakespeare!
1195	01:29:48,360	01:29:49,998	Mrs. Zimmerman! Florence!	Mrs. Zimmerman! Florence!
1196	01:29:50,080	01:29:51,195	Go! Go!	Go! Go!
1197	01:29:52,720	01:29:56,030	It's okay, she knows how to handle Snakespeare. Come here. Quickly.	It's okay, she knows how to handle Snakespeare. Come here. Quickly.
1198	01:29:58,720	01:29:59,720	Isaac!	Isaac!
1199	01:30:01,320	01:30:03,197	Stop!	Stop!
1200	01:30:07,480	01:30:11,871	Please. I taught you everything you know, Jonathan.	Please. I taught you everything you know, Jonathan.
1201	01:30:12,920	01:30:14,911	I didn't teach you everything I know.	I didn't teach you everything I know.
1202	01:30:37,160	01:30:38,229	My darling.	My darling.
1203	01:30:41,440	01:30:42,839	No!	No!
1204	01:30:54,560	01:30:57,199	Wait there, Lewis! No, I have to come with you.	Wait there, Lewis! No, I have to come with you.
1205	01:30:57,280	01:31:00,477	No! There may be traps. I have protection.	No! There may be traps. I have protection.
1206	01:31:17,080	01:31:19,878	I feel something. I've got it!	I feel something. I've got it!
1207	01:31:25,480	01:31:26,515	Uncle Jonathan!	Uncle Jonathan!
1208	01:31:45,680	01:31:47,398	Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!	Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!
1209	01:31:50,160	01:31:54,676	It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's me. Lewis, your nephew.	It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's me. Lewis, your nephew.
1210	01:31:56,840	01:32:03,757	Lewis! Come with us to the turret. It's a special turret. It'll protect us.	Lewis! Come with us to the turret. It's a special turret. It'll protect us.
1211	01:32:03,920	01:32:06,832	I like you, Lewis. I like being your mom.	I like you, Lewis. I like being your mom.
1212	01:32:07,240	01:32:09,993	Forget about your uncle. Soon he'll be gone...	Forget about your uncle. Soon he'll be gone...
1213	01:32:10,080	01:32:11,718	...like everyone else.	...like everyone else.
1214	01:32:12,720	01:32:15,075	Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!	Uncle Jonathan? Uncle Jonathan!
1215	01:32:24,160	01:32:25,354	Hey! I got you.	Hey! I got you.
1216	01:32:58,680	01:32:59,749	What?	What?
1217	01:33:07,440	01:33:10,113	Mom. Dad. What should I do?	Mom. Dad. What should I do?
1218	01:33:13,480	01:33:14,480	"Say goodbye"?	"Say goodbye"?
1219	01:33:15,000	01:33:17,070	Say goodbye? I don't get it. What do you mean?	Say goodbye? I don't get it. What do you mean?
1220	01:33:24,280	01:33:28,114	Okay. Goodbye, guys. I love you.	Okay. Goodbye, guys. I love you.
1221	01:33:36,480	01:33:39,074	Look, my darling. It's beginning.	Look, my darling. It's beginning.
1222	01:33:43,320	01:33:46,915	The sands of time are shifting.	The sands of time are shifting.
1223	01:34:12,440	01:34:13,555	Quickly!	Quickly!
1224	01:34:14,680	01:34:15,715	Something is wrong!	Something is wrong!
1225	01:34:15,800	01:34:16,869	What is it?	What is it?
1226	01:34:16,960	01:34:18,712	Help me!	Help me!
1227	01:34:41,400	01:34:43,868	I want to show you what a little weird can do.	I want to show you what a little weird can do.
1228	01:35:11,400	01:35:12,799	What?	What?
1229	01:35:22,680	01:35:23,680	Uncle Jonathan.	Uncle Jonathan.
1230	01:35:24,640	01:35:25,709	I'm back.	I'm back.
1231	01:35:27,000	01:35:29,992	You did it. You stopped the clock!	You did it. You stopped the clock!
1232	01:35:31,800	01:35:34,360	Do not tell Florence about the baby body.	Do not tell Florence about the baby body.
1233	01:35:34,440	01:35:35,720	She'll never let me live it down.	She'll never let me live it down.
1234	01:35:36,080	01:35:37,593	I won't. You promise?	I won't. You promise?
1235	01:35:37,680	01:35:39,511	I swear. No baby body.	I swear. No baby body.
1236	01:35:39,600	01:35:41,272	Warlock secret? Never happened.	Warlock secret? Never happened.
1237	01:35:42,760	01:35:46,673	You're the best. You did it. Toss me my trousers.	You're the best. You did it. Toss me my trousers.
1238	01:35:49,760	01:35:51,136	Not a word to Florence. I'm serious.	Not a word to Florence. I'm serious.
1239	01:35:51,160	01:35:54,470	Well, well, well. Look what the cat threw up.	Well, well, well. Look what the cat threw up.
1240	01:35:58,960	01:36:00,552	Whew!	Whew!
1241	01:36:00,640	01:36:02,232	Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!	Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!
1242	01:36:02,360	01:36:03,952	Well, you stopped the clock.	Well, you stopped the clock.
1243	01:36:04,560	01:36:09,554	Nah, I just wet my pants. Literally. Lewis stopped the clock.	Nah, I just wet my pants. Literally. Lewis stopped the clock.
1244	01:36:10,200	01:36:11,235	Lewis.	Lewis.
1245	01:36:12,720	01:36:14,472	You are indomitable.	You are indomitable.
1246	01:36:18,040	01:36:21,715	Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm sorry you lost your family.	Mrs. Zimmerman, I'm sorry you lost your family.
1247	01:36:22,880	01:36:24,313	I'm sorry you lost yours.	I'm sorry you lost yours.
1248	01:36:26,360	01:36:28,954	But maybe would you wanna be a black swan with us?	But maybe would you wanna be a black swan with us?
1249	01:36:35,400	01:36:36,628	Can I be a purple one?	Can I be a purple one?
1250	01:36:37,720	01:36:38,755	Deal.	Deal.
1251	01:36:39,080	01:36:40,877	I would like that very much.	I would like that very much.
1252	01:36:49,960	01:36:51,360	I don't want the creepy little runt.	I don't want the creepy little runt.
1253	01:36:51,840	01:36:52,955	Think I want him?	Think I want him?
1254	01:36:53,960	01:36:55,080	You know what, fellas?	You know what, fellas?
1255	01:36:55,120	01:36:56,678	I don't really wanna play anyways.	I don't really wanna play anyways.
1256	01:36:58,880	01:37:01,000	Ball to the face at a very high-speed pace.	Ball to the face at a very high-speed pace.
1257	01:37:08,640	01:37:09,640	Lucky shot.	Lucky shot.
1258	01:37:09,760	01:37:11,034	We want Lewis on our team.	We want Lewis on our team.
1259	01:37:11,320	01:37:12,719	No. We want him!	No. We want him!
1260	01:37:12,800	01:37:15,917	No, Lewis, come on! Come on! Lewis, come on!	No, Lewis, come on! Come on! Lewis, come on!
1261	01:37:22,680	01:37:24,796	Rose Rita, right? Mmm-hmm.	Rose Rita, right? Mmm-hmm.
1262	01:37:24,880	01:37:25,949	Can I see your bug book?	Can I see your bug book?
1263	01:37:27,160	01:37:28,878	I've seen you with your dictionary.	I've seen you with your dictionary.
1264	01:37:28,960	01:37:30,632	You know the word is "insect."	You know the word is "insect."
1265	01:37:31,880	01:37:32,949	But sure.	But sure.
1266	01:37:38,200	01:37:42,671	Wow. You drew these? These are really good.	Wow. You drew these? These are really good.
1267	01:37:45,600	01:37:47,431	You look like an insect.	You look like an insect.
1268	01:37:47,520	01:37:49,397	I mean that as the highest compliment.	I mean that as the highest compliment.
1269	01:37:53,000	01:37:54,069	That's how I take it.	That's how I take it.
1270	01:37:57,280	01:37:59,874	I'm so excited. Like it's so...	I'm so excited. Like it's so...
1271	01:37:59,960	01:38:00,960	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
1272	01:38:01,520	01:38:02,748	Bye! Bye.	Bye! Bye.
1273	01:38:03,320	01:38:04,320	Who was that?	Who was that?
1274	01:38:04,440	01:38:06,396	Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend.	Rose Rita Pottinger. She's a friend.
1275	01:38:06,480	01:38:08,357	She is? Is it kissy-faced?	She is? Is it kissy-faced?
1276	01:38:08,440	01:38:09,555	No, platonic.	No, platonic.
1277	01:38:09,640	01:38:10,868	Look at him playing it cool.	Look at him playing it cool.
1278	01:38:10,960	01:38:12,871	James Dean, all of a sudden.	James Dean, all of a sudden.
1279	01:38:16,800	01:38:18,597	Uncle Jonathan, punch it.	Uncle Jonathan, punch it.
1280	01:38:18,680	01:38:20,159	Let's see what this baby can do.	Let's see what this baby can do.
1281	01:38:34,120	01:38:36,429	Hi. We're home. Hello. Aw.	Hi. We're home. Hello. Aw.
1282	01:38:39,120	01:38:40,394	- You ready? - Oh, yeah.	- You ready? - Oh, yeah.
1283	01:38:40,560	01:38:42,710	Stay.	Stay.
1284	01:38:43,280	01:38:45,416	You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma.	You know, Jonathan, you drive like an old grandma.
1285	01:38:45,440	01:38:47,096	Oh, that's funny, you look like one.	Oh, that's funny, you look like one.
1286	01:38:47,120	01:38:49,634	Guys, stop! You're both super-old.	Guys, stop! You're both super-old.
1287	01:38:50,120	01:38:51,176	Ha-ha! Nice one, Lewis.	Ha-ha! Nice one, Lewis.
1288	01:38:51,200	01:38:52,315	Gold star.	Gold star.
1289	01:38:59,880	01:39:02,110	Bad kitty! Use the litter box!	Bad kitty! Use the litter box!
1290	01:39:26,520	01:39:36,520	Brought to you by TRiNiTY	Brought to you by TRiNiTY