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1 00:00:06,540 00:00:07,790 Excuse me, I.D., please. Excuse me, I.D., please.
2 00:00:07,790 00:00:08,500 I.D.? I.D.?
3 00:00:08,500 00:00:11,000 That's cute. That's cute.
4 00:00:11,000 00:00:12,670 I'm Jack Gordon. I'm Jack Gordon.
5 00:00:12,670 00:00:15,330 There's my I.D. right there. There's my I.D. right there.
6 00:00:15,330 00:00:16,960 Where? Where?
7 00:00:16,960 00:00:19,330 There's one guy in the photo! There's one guy in the photo!
8 00:00:19,330 00:00:21,670 Oh, you wish you were that guy! Oh, you wish you were that guy!
9 00:00:23,040 00:00:25,000 I didn't know they allowed pets in the office now. I didn't know they allowed pets in the office now.
10 00:00:25,000 00:00:26,620 Or is that one of those special dogs Or is that one of those special dogs
11 00:00:26,620 00:00:28,330 that weird people can take anywhere? that weird people can take anywhere?
12 00:00:28,330 00:00:31,330 You're not allowed to ask if it's an... You're not allowed to ask if it's an...
13 00:00:31,330 00:00:33,460 emotional support animal. emotional support animal.
14 00:00:34,750 00:00:36,500 I think I have my answer. I think I have my answer.
15 00:00:36,500 00:00:38,790 Jack Gordon? Jack Gordon?
16 00:00:38,790 00:00:41,000 It is so incredible to meet you. It is so incredible to meet you.
17 00:00:41,000 00:00:42,960 I'm Clark, online content curator. I'm Clark, online content curator.
18 00:00:42,960 00:00:45,920 Hi, Clark, obviously made-up job title. Hi, Clark, obviously made-up job title.
19 00:00:45,920 00:00:47,830 You're the reason I got into outdoor journalism. You're the reason I got into outdoor journalism.
20 00:00:47,830 00:00:48,790 I heard you were coming in today, I heard you were coming in today,
21 00:00:48,790 00:00:50,040 so I reread your book! so I reread your book!
22 00:00:50,040 00:00:52,170 That's a penis. That's a penis.
23 00:00:52,170 00:00:54,000 Mason! Sorry. Mason! Sorry.
24 00:00:54,000 00:00:56,250 Hey, do you mind stopping by the digital department? Hey, do you mind stopping by the digital department?
25 00:00:56,250 00:00:57,670 I'm actually supposed to meet Roland, so... I'm actually supposed to meet Roland, so...
26 00:00:57,670 00:00:58,830 Oh nice, it's on the way. Oh nice, it's on the way.
27 00:00:58,830 00:01:00,830 By the way, I got the same Moab boots By the way, I got the same Moab boots
28 00:01:00,830 00:01:02,500 you called "life savers" you called "life savers"
29 00:01:02,500 00:01:04,670 when you were stranded in Denali National Park. when you were stranded in Denali National Park.
30 00:01:04,670 00:01:07,620 Oh, you do a lot of mountain climbing in midtown Chicago? Oh, you do a lot of mountain climbing in midtown Chicago?
31 00:01:07,620 00:01:08,830 None-- my feet are crazy sweaty! None-- my feet are crazy sweaty!
32 00:01:08,830 00:01:09,830 Come on! Come on!
33 00:01:12,330 00:01:15,290 Guys, this is the Jack Gordon! Guys, this is the Jack Gordon!
34 00:01:15,290 00:01:17,500 Jack, this is our social influencer, Emma. Jack, this is our social influencer, Emma.
35 00:01:17,500 00:01:20,500 Oh, my God, you're a legend, I can't believe you're here. Oh, my God, you're a legend, I can't believe you're here.
36 00:01:21,830 00:01:23,670 That's actually pretty excited for her. That's actually pretty excited for her.
37 00:01:23,670 00:01:25,500 And this is our digital conversation specialist, And this is our digital conversation specialist,
38 00:01:25,500 00:01:26,960 Mason. Mason.
39 00:01:26,960 00:01:28,000 Oh, Mason. Oh, Mason.
40 00:01:28,000 00:01:29,330 It's nice to put a face to the penis. It's nice to put a face to the penis.
41 00:01:29,330 00:01:31,000 Not always. Not always.
42 00:01:35,000 00:01:36,000 Uh...? Uh...?
43 00:01:36,000 00:01:37,670 Oh, let me help you with this pack here. Oh, let me help you with this pack here.
44 00:01:37,670 00:01:38,670 Oh! Oh!
45 00:01:38,670 00:01:41,170 The new EV-2! The new EV-2!
46 00:01:41,170 00:01:43,790 I didn't know this bad boy was out. I didn't know this bad boy was out.
47 00:01:45,330 00:01:48,500 There's a sick kid in there wearing a diaper. There's a sick kid in there wearing a diaper.
48 00:01:48,500 00:01:49,540 That's Zeb. That's Zeb.
49 00:01:49,540 00:01:51,040 He can't leave the tent for 30 days. He can't leave the tent for 30 days.
50 00:01:51,040 00:01:52,420 We got a 24/7 video feed. We got a 24/7 video feed.
51 00:01:52,420 00:01:54,250 Meals, bathroom, everything Meals, bathroom, everything
52 00:01:54,250 00:01:55,420 in that tent. in that tent.
53 00:01:55,420 00:01:57,000 Also, Zeb's demo-ing this new underwear Also, Zeb's demo-ing this new underwear
54 00:01:57,000 00:01:58,250 that's so rad, they claim that's so rad, they claim
55 00:01:58,250 00:01:59,540 you don't have to change them for two weeks. you don't have to change them for two weeks.
56 00:01:59,540 00:02:03,460 Yeah, those aren't working out. Yeah, those aren't working out.
57 00:02:03,460 00:02:06,420 And good news, we just had our most retweeted online poll: And good news, we just had our most retweeted online poll:
58 00:02:06,420 00:02:09,040 "Best Outdoor Gear for the Zombie Apocalypse." "Best Outdoor Gear for the Zombie Apocalypse."
59 00:02:09,040 00:02:10,420 Yeah, nailed it! Yeah, nailed it!
60 00:02:10,420 00:02:12,290 Can you guess the number one zombie-killing tool? Can you guess the number one zombie-killing tool?
61 00:02:12,290 00:02:14,830 Uh, remembering zombies don't exist? Uh, remembering zombies don't exist?
62 00:02:14,830 00:02:16,500 No, it was tent spikes, No, it was tent spikes,
63 00:02:16,500 00:02:19,540 but we didn't give you enough time. but we didn't give you enough time.
64 00:02:19,540 00:02:22,290 Oh, yes, tent spikes, you're so right, Oh, yes, tent spikes, you're so right,
65 00:02:22,290 00:02:23,920 and so diverse. and so diverse.
66 00:02:26,040 00:02:30,330 So, good luck with your curating and pooping and genital photos. So, good luck with your curating and pooping and genital photos.
67 00:02:31,670 00:02:33,620 I'm gonna go see the guy who runs the real magazine. I'm gonna go see the guy who runs the real magazine.
68 00:02:33,620 00:02:35,790 I'll think of you on my flight to Patagonia. I'll think of you on my flight to Patagonia.
69 00:02:37,460 00:02:38,830 Not as smart as he thinks. Not as smart as he thinks.
70 00:02:38,830 00:02:41,330 Patagonia's, like, three blocks away. Patagonia's, like, three blocks away.
71 00:02:43,120 00:02:45,000 Roland! Roland!
72 00:02:45,000 00:02:45,830 Jack! Jack!
73 00:02:45,830 00:02:47,000 Jack! Jack!
74 00:02:47,000 00:02:49,500 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack! Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack!
75 00:02:52,460 00:02:55,830 "The bird a nest, the spider a web, "The bird a nest, the spider a web,
76 00:02:55,830 00:02:58,830 man... friendship." man... friendship."
77 00:02:58,830 00:03:03,670 "It takes two to make a thing go right." "It takes two to make a thing go right."
78 00:03:03,670 00:03:07,000 Oh, I've missed you, Jack. Oh, I've missed you, Jack.
79 00:03:07,000 00:03:08,960 Sorry to have pulled you out of the wild. Sorry to have pulled you out of the wild.
80 00:03:08,960 00:03:10,460 I know you don't like that. I know you don't like that.
81 00:03:10,460 00:03:13,330 What can I get you to restore your aging spirit? What can I get you to restore your aging spirit?
82 00:03:13,330 00:03:15,120 Oh, I'll have what you're having. Oh, I'll have what you're having.
83 00:03:15,120 00:03:17,670 Then you'll be having your third scotch of the morning. Then you'll be having your third scotch of the morning.
84 00:03:18,830 00:03:20,170 I never saw this. I never saw this.
85 00:03:20,170 00:03:21,500 Your sherpa thanked you? Your sherpa thanked you?
86 00:03:21,500 00:03:22,920 Oh, Pasang, yes, yes. Oh, Pasang, yes, yes.
87 00:03:22,920 00:03:24,830 I carried him down K2. I carried him down K2.
88 00:03:24,830 00:03:28,290 I get more credit for that than I deserve, to be honest. I get more credit for that than I deserve, to be honest.
89 00:03:28,290 00:03:29,790 It was either him or my backpack, It was either him or my backpack,
90 00:03:29,790 00:03:33,120 and he weighed considerably less than my pack. and he weighed considerably less than my pack.
91 00:03:33,120 00:03:35,830 They are a tiny, tiny people. They are a tiny, tiny people.
92 00:03:40,920 00:03:43,920 Roland, you okay? Roland, you okay?
93 00:03:43,920 00:03:45,250 Well, to be honest, Jack, Well, to be honest, Jack,
94 00:03:45,250 00:03:47,330 not everything is rosy at the ranch. not everything is rosy at the ranch.
95 00:03:47,330 00:03:50,330 This month is our last print issue. This month is our last print issue.
96 00:03:50,330 00:03:51,830 The magazine is done? The magazine is done?
97 00:03:51,830 00:03:54,290 No, like Newsweek and many others, No, like Newsweek and many others,
98 00:03:54,290 00:03:56,250 it will continue as a website. it will continue as a website.
99 00:03:56,250 00:03:58,500 So the magazine is done. So the magazine is done.
100 00:03:58,500 00:04:00,170 Not without a fight. Not without a fight.
101 00:04:00,170 00:04:04,170 To that end, I've considerably beefed up our online resources. To that end, I've considerably beefed up our online resources.
102 00:04:04,170 00:04:05,920 "Resources" is a strong word "Resources" is a strong word
103 00:04:05,920 00:04:08,500 for the digital daycare division I just met. for the digital daycare division I just met.
104 00:04:08,500 00:04:10,670 Walk with me. Walk with me.
105 00:04:10,670 00:04:13,170 My boy, you know how much you mean to this magazine. My boy, you know how much you mean to this magazine.
106 00:04:13,170 00:04:15,830 This walk is suddenly feeling very Green Mile to me. This walk is suddenly feeling very Green Mile to me.
107 00:04:15,830 00:04:17,420 How can I best put it? How can I best put it?
108 00:04:17,420 00:04:21,830 There's a German folktale called "Der Wolf Auf Seinem Totenbett," There's a German folktale called "Der Wolf Auf Seinem Totenbett,"
109 00:04:21,830 00:04:24,830 and I would tell it to you now, and I would tell it to you now,
110 00:04:24,830 00:04:26,920 but this hallway is shorter than I remember but this hallway is shorter than I remember
111 00:04:26,920 00:04:28,500 and we're already here. and we're already here.
112 00:04:28,500 00:04:29,330 Where? Where?
113 00:04:29,330 00:04:32,330 Behold, your new assignment! Behold, your new assignment!
114 00:04:32,330 00:04:34,040 Jack! Hey, look! Jack! Hey, look!
115 00:04:34,040 00:04:35,830 I tied my own knot! I tied my own knot!
116 00:04:47,670 00:04:48,960 You're pulling me from the field? You're pulling me from the field?
117 00:04:48,960 00:04:50,250 When were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me?
118 00:04:50,250 00:04:51,540 Well, I was hoping to weave it Well, I was hoping to weave it
119 00:04:51,540 00:04:53,250 into that German folktale, into that German folktale,
120 00:04:53,250 00:04:57,920 but I still can't get over how short that hallway is. but I still can't get over how short that hallway is.
121 00:04:57,920 00:05:01,040 Look, I need you here desperately, Jack. Look, I need you here desperately, Jack.
122 00:05:01,040 00:05:03,500 You're the voice of the magazine. You're the voice of the magazine.
123 00:05:03,500 00:05:06,040 Those young kids, they're smart, yes, Those young kids, they're smart, yes,
124 00:05:06,040 00:05:07,500 but they don't know what to write about. but they don't know what to write about.
125 00:05:07,500 00:05:08,830 Yeah, I've seen the website. Yeah, I've seen the website.
126 00:05:08,830 00:05:11,120 "Best Three Ways to Drink Your Own Urine"? "Best Three Ways to Drink Your Own Urine"?
127 00:05:12,540 00:05:13,920 There is no best way. There is no best way.
128 00:05:13,920 00:05:15,500 BOTH: You just drink it. BOTH: You just drink it.
129 00:05:16,790 00:05:18,290 Hi, Dad. Hi, Dad.
130 00:05:18,290 00:05:20,000 Jack? Hi. Jack? Hi.
131 00:05:20,000 00:05:21,000 Brooke, hi! Brooke, hi!
132 00:05:21,000 00:05:22,330 Wow. Wow.
133 00:05:22,330 00:05:23,960 Hi. Hi.
134 00:05:23,960 00:05:25,920 I haven't seen you I haven't seen you
135 00:05:25,920 00:05:29,120 since you showed up to the company retreat. since you showed up to the company retreat.
136 00:05:29,120 00:05:32,330 Yeah, when we were paired together with those trust falls. Yeah, when we were paired together with those trust falls.
137 00:05:32,330 00:05:33,750 Yes, that went well. Yes, that went well.
138 00:05:33,750 00:05:35,670 It was a lot of tYeah. It was a lot of tYeah.
139 00:05:35,670 00:05:37,040 Crazy amount of trust. Crazy amount of trust.
140 00:05:37,040 00:05:39,500 A whole night of trust. A whole night of trust.
141 00:05:39,500 00:05:40,830 I didn't realize you'd be doing all that falling. I didn't realize you'd be doing all that falling.
142 00:05:40,830 00:05:42,040 Did you have some sort of protection? Did you have some sort of protection?
143 00:05:42,040 00:05:42,790 Yeah. Yeah.
144 00:05:42,790 00:05:43,670 She made me. She made me.
145 00:05:44,960 00:05:46,120 You look great. You look great.
146 00:05:46,120 00:05:48,420 Married life is treating you well. Married life is treating you well.
147 00:05:48,420 00:05:49,540 Not married yet. Not married yet.
148 00:05:49,540 00:05:50,830 Still engaged. Still engaged.
149 00:05:50,830 00:05:53,170 Long engagements, always a good sign. Long engagements, always a good sign.
150 00:05:53,170 00:05:55,290 Yeah. Yeah.
151 00:05:55,290 00:05:58,330 So, is this "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"? So, is this "Take Your Daughter to Work Day"?
152 00:05:58,330 00:06:01,290 No, I'm actually helping my dad run the magazine now. No, I'm actually helping my dad run the magazine now.
153 00:06:01,290 00:06:03,540 Oh, so I'd be working with her? Oh, so I'd be working with her?
154 00:06:03,540 00:06:04,330 With her? With her?
155 00:06:04,330 00:06:06,000 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
156 00:06:06,000 00:06:08,500 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
157 00:06:08,500 00:06:10,040 No, for her. No, for her.
158 00:06:11,330 00:06:13,000 It's quite simple, Jack. It's quite simple, Jack.
159 00:06:13,000 00:06:14,040 You know the magazine. You know the magazine.
160 00:06:14,040 00:06:15,250 Brooke, unlike the pair of us, Brooke, unlike the pair of us,
161 00:06:15,250 00:06:17,330 knows how to engage with those youngsters. knows how to engage with those youngsters.
162 00:06:17,330 00:06:19,120 So I need you both. So I need you both.
163 00:06:19,120 00:06:23,920 It takes two to make a thing go... correctly, yes? It takes two to make a thing go... correctly, yes?
164 00:06:23,920 00:06:25,750 But I don't belong here. But I don't belong here.
165 00:06:25,750 00:06:27,670 I can help you more if I'm out there, I can help you more if I'm out there,
166 00:06:27,670 00:06:29,120 getting you stories. getting you stories.
167 00:06:29,120 00:06:31,000 Jack, there is no more "out there." Jack, there is no more "out there."
168 00:06:31,000 00:06:34,120 Every adventure magazine is cutting back on field reporting. Every adventure magazine is cutting back on field reporting.
169 00:06:34,120 00:06:36,420 I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think you were our last chance. I wouldn't be asking if I didn't think you were our last chance.
170 00:06:36,420 00:06:39,670 It doesn't sound like you're asking. It doesn't sound like you're asking.
171 00:06:39,670 00:06:41,460 Oh, I can make anything sound like a question. Oh, I can make anything sound like a question.
172 00:06:43,000 00:06:44,330 Jack, you owe me? Jack, you owe me?
173 00:06:44,330 00:06:46,170 You must do this? You must do this?
174 00:06:46,170 00:06:49,000 Or you'll be fired? Or you'll be fired?
175 00:06:51,330 00:06:52,500 Ugh. Ugh.
176 00:06:52,500 00:06:53,330 Jack! Jack!
177 00:06:53,330 00:06:55,330 Clark, what is that? Clark, what is that?
178 00:06:55,330 00:06:57,170 We tried some roadkill recipe on the camping stove We tried some roadkill recipe on the camping stove
179 00:06:57,170 00:06:59,500 and it turns out possum is super oily. and it turns out possum is super oily.
180 00:06:59,500 00:07:01,500 Well, at least I can't smell Zeb. Well, at least I can't smell Zeb.
181 00:07:01,500 00:07:03,290 ZEB: That makes one of us. ZEB: That makes one of us.
182 00:07:03,290 00:07:05,040 Jack and I just met with Roland, Jack and I just met with Roland,
183 00:07:05,040 00:07:07,040 and it looks like starting from tomorrow, and it looks like starting from tomorrow,
184 00:07:07,040 00:07:08,920 Jack is gonna be supervising you guys. Jack is gonna be supervising you guys.
185 00:07:08,920 00:07:10,540 Yes! Yes!
186 00:07:10,540 00:07:13,170 Wait, I got passed over for a promotion again? Wait, I got passed over for a promotion again?
187 00:07:13,170 00:07:14,460 What do I have to do? What do I have to do?
188 00:07:14,460 00:07:16,500 I've been here eight weeks! I've been here eight weeks!
189 00:07:17,830 00:07:21,170 Roland just wants Jack here to share his expertise Roland just wants Jack here to share his expertise
190 00:07:21,170 00:07:23,250 on the magazine with you guys. on the magazine with you guys.
191 00:07:23,250 00:07:25,290 And of course, on the outdoors. And of course, on the outdoors.
192 00:07:25,290 00:07:27,250 Yeah, but what's his digital media footprint? Yeah, but what's his digital media footprint?
193 00:07:27,250 00:07:29,790 He has no Twitter, no Facebook... He has no Twitter, no Facebook...
194 00:07:29,790 00:07:32,000 It's like he doesn't exist. It's like he doesn't exist.
195 00:07:34,040 00:07:36,500 Oh, but he does have a website from 1996. Oh, but he does have a website from 1996.
196 00:07:39,540 00:07:41,500 How old are you? How old are you?
197 00:07:41,500 00:07:44,290 Because that baby's old enough to have its own baby now. Because that baby's old enough to have its own baby now.
198 00:07:45,670 00:07:48,500 You're like the human version of dial-up. You're like the human version of dial-up.
199 00:07:48,500 00:07:49,920 Don't worry about it, Jack. Don't worry about it, Jack.
200 00:07:49,920 00:07:52,000 I'm going to set up your Instagram account right now. I'm going to set up your Instagram account right now.
201 00:07:52,000 00:07:52,330 Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
202 00:07:52,330 00:07:53,330 Too late. Too late.
203 00:07:53,330 00:07:54,500 My mom's already following you. My mom's already following you.
204 00:07:54,500 00:07:55,500 Great. Great.
205 00:07:55,500 00:07:57,170 Okay, Jack, why don't you start Okay, Jack, why don't you start
206 00:07:57,170 00:07:59,830 by telling these guys what the magazine means to you? by telling these guys what the magazine means to you?
207 00:07:59,830 00:08:01,040 Okay, yeah. Okay, yeah.
208 00:08:01,040 00:08:03,500 Well, I think it's about getting out: Well, I think it's about getting out:
209 00:08:03,500 00:08:05,040 getting out of your house, out of the city, getting out of your house, out of the city,
210 00:08:05,040 00:08:06,500 out of your ruts... out of your ruts...
211 00:08:06,500 00:08:08,790 Maybe we should change the name of the magazine to Out. Maybe we should change the name of the magazine to Out.
212 00:08:08,790 00:08:11,250 Well, Out is already a gay magazine. Well, Out is already a gay magazine.
213 00:08:11,250 00:08:13,750 Uh, you're not allowed to say that anymore. Uh, you're not allowed to say that anymore.
214 00:08:13,750 00:08:16,420 No, Out is a real gay magazine. No, Out is a real gay magazine.
215 00:08:16,420 00:08:19,040 Ooh, now he's calling it real gay. Ooh, now he's calling it real gay.
216 00:08:20,330 00:08:21,920 No, it's an actual gay magazine. No, it's an actual gay magazine.
217 00:08:21,920 00:08:23,170 Ask Mason. Ask Mason.
218 00:08:27,500 00:08:28,670 Why me? Why me?
219 00:08:33,670 00:08:35,460 Because, uh... Because, uh...
220 00:08:40,000 00:08:42,170 Are you saying I'm gay, Jack? Are you saying I'm gay, Jack?
221 00:08:42,170 00:08:45,000 I don't, uh... I don't, uh...
222 00:08:45,000 00:08:47,250 Bandana? That's... Bandana? That's...
223 00:08:48,830 00:08:50,290 I'm just messing with you, man! I'm just messing with you, man!
224 00:08:53,170 00:08:54,500 So you are? So you are?
225 00:08:54,500 00:08:55,830 Are you seriously asking me? Are you seriously asking me?
226 00:08:55,830 00:08:57,500 No! No!
227 00:09:01,000 00:09:02,540 Jack! Jack!
228 00:09:02,540 00:09:03,620 I heard you were back in town. I heard you were back in town.
229 00:09:03,620 00:09:04,960 You did? How? You did? How?
230 00:09:04,960 00:09:06,250 Your Instagram. Your Instagram.
231 00:09:06,250 00:09:09,960 Eddie, what's different about this place? Eddie, what's different about this place?
232 00:09:09,960 00:09:11,330 Oh, that's right-- customers. Oh, that's right-- customers.
233 00:09:11,330 00:09:15,500 Dude, I raised the price of PBR by a dollar Dude, I raised the price of PBR by a dollar
234 00:09:15,500 00:09:17,250 and more of these kids came. and more of these kids came.
235 00:09:17,250 00:09:20,040 Then I raised it to six dollars a can. Then I raised it to six dollars a can.
236 00:09:20,040 00:09:21,500 There was a line out the door. There was a line out the door.
237 00:09:23,040 00:09:23,790 How long are you in town for? How long are you in town for?
238 00:09:23,790 00:09:24,920 I don't know. I don't know.
239 00:09:24,920 00:09:26,750 They're trying to keep me in the office, They're trying to keep me in the office,
240 00:09:26,750 00:09:28,790 and I have to work for Brooke. and I have to work for Brooke.
241 00:09:28,790 00:09:29,670 Trust fall Brooke? Trust fall Brooke?
242 00:09:29,670 00:09:30,670 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
243 00:09:30,670 00:09:32,290 That means you slept with your boss. That means you slept with your boss.
244 00:09:32,290 00:09:33,620 That's hot. That's hot.
245 00:09:33,620 00:09:34,920 And I should know. And I should know.
246 00:09:34,920 00:09:36,920 I'm my own boss. I'm my own boss.
247 00:09:36,920 00:09:39,620 Thank you for that imagery. Thank you for that imagery.
248 00:09:39,620 00:09:41,120 I gotta get out of there. I gotta get out of there.
249 00:09:41,120 00:09:43,960 I just spent the last few hours faxing my résumé everywhere. I just spent the last few hours faxing my résumé everywhere.
250 00:09:43,960 00:09:45,250 Faxing, huh? Faxing, huh?
251 00:09:45,250 00:09:47,040 Your pager didn't blow up? Your pager didn't blow up?
252 00:09:47,040 00:09:49,330 Eddie, I don't need it from you. Eddie, I don't need it from you.
253 00:09:49,330 00:09:50,620 I've been getting it all day I've been getting it all day
254 00:09:50,620 00:09:51,790 from these stupid 20-somethings. from these stupid 20-somethings.
255 00:09:51,790 00:09:52,960 Shh! Hey, hey. Shh! Hey, hey.
256 00:09:52,960 00:09:53,960 Go back to your phones. Go back to your phones.
257 00:09:55,460 00:09:57,830 They're smarter than you think they are. They're smarter than you think they are.
258 00:09:57,830 00:09:59,670 They hustle and know how to make money, They hustle and know how to make money,
259 00:09:59,670 00:10:03,960 which is why I can charge $12 for ironic Spam sandwiches. which is why I can charge $12 for ironic Spam sandwiches.
260 00:10:03,960 00:10:05,670 Eddie, are we old? Eddie, are we old?
261 00:10:05,670 00:10:06,830 No! No!
262 00:10:06,830 00:10:08,500 You're younger than they make you feel. You're younger than they make you feel.
263 00:10:08,500 00:10:12,830 Look, if you really want to test how old and out of it you are, Look, if you really want to test how old and out of it you are,
264 00:10:12,830 00:10:16,000 I found a test on BuzzFeed that can measure your age I found a test on BuzzFeed that can measure your age
265 00:10:16,000 00:10:18,460 to almost 90% certainty. to almost 90% certainty.
266 00:10:18,460 00:10:21,170 Oh, like the replicant test in Blade Runner? Oh, like the replicant test in Blade Runner?
267 00:10:21,170 00:10:22,170 Pencils down. Pencils down.
268 00:10:22,170 00:10:23,170 You're old. You're old.
269 00:10:27,000 00:10:28,330 BROOKE: Good morning, everyone. BROOKE: Good morning, everyone.
270 00:10:28,330 00:10:31,170 We need some digital tie-ins to your piece We need some digital tie-ins to your piece
271 00:10:31,170 00:10:32,330 on the bears. on the bears.
272 00:10:32,330 00:10:34,290 So Jack, why don't you start So Jack, why don't you start
273 00:10:34,290 00:10:36,170 by inspiring us with your experience? by inspiring us with your experience?
274 00:10:36,170 00:10:37,830 Oh, all right. Oh, all right.
275 00:10:37,830 00:10:39,500 Well, Kodiak Island Well, Kodiak Island
276 00:10:39,500 00:10:41,500 is the largest island off the coast of Alaska... is the largest island off the coast of Alaska...
277 00:10:41,500 00:10:42,670 Got it! Got it!
278 00:10:42,670 00:10:44,000 A slide show link: A slide show link:
279 00:10:44,000 00:10:46,330 "Five Things to Do If You're Attacked by a Bear." "Five Things to Do If You're Attacked by a Bear."
280 00:10:46,330 00:10:47,830 That's good, Jack, this is totally your thing. That's good, Jack, this is totally your thing.
281 00:10:47,830 00:10:48,830 What do you think? What do you think?
282 00:10:48,830 00:10:51,000 Oh, well, obviously bear spray. Oh, well, obviously bear spray.
283 00:10:51,000 00:10:52,000 No, there is no bear spray. No, there is no bear spray.
284 00:10:52,000 00:10:53,170 The attack's already on. The attack's already on.
285 00:10:53,170 00:10:55,170 DiCaprio versus Bear! DiCaprio versus Bear!
286 00:10:56,500 00:10:59,170 Jack, just name one thing to do if a bear attacks. Jack, just name one thing to do if a bear attacks.
287 00:10:59,170 00:11:01,000 Die. Die.
288 00:11:04,330 00:11:06,040 You die. You die.
289 00:11:08,540 00:11:11,580 I've seen it. I've seen it.
290 00:11:11,580 00:11:14,960 ZEB: Maybe change the list to "Top One Thing to Do"? ZEB: Maybe change the list to "Top One Thing to Do"?
291 00:11:15,620 00:11:18,460 Guys, Roland wanted me to get you to write stories Guys, Roland wanted me to get you to write stories
292 00:11:18,460 00:11:20,250 that inspire people. that inspire people.
293 00:11:20,250 00:11:22,330 Now, I lived on Kodiak Island Now, I lived on Kodiak Island
294 00:11:22,330 00:11:24,790 with bear cubs that were coming out of hibernation with bear cubs that were coming out of hibernation
295 00:11:24,790 00:11:26,920 for the very first time. for the very first time.
296 00:11:26,920 00:11:29,330 Very few people have ever seen this. Very few people have ever seen this.
297 00:11:29,330 00:11:31,040 I just found these bears playing in someone's swimming pool. I just found these bears playing in someone's swimming pool.
298 00:11:31,040 00:11:32,330 That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool.
299 00:11:36,040 00:11:37,960 No, guys, this is not what I'm talking about! No, guys, this is not what I'm talking about!
300 00:11:37,960 00:11:40,170 I'm talking about a majestic species I'm talking about a majestic species
301 00:11:40,170 00:11:41,540 on the brink of extinction. on the brink of extinction.
302 00:11:41,540 00:11:43,330 You guys don't know what it's like You guys don't know what it's like
303 00:11:43,330 00:11:45,830 to look at a creature that is the last of its kind. to look at a creature that is the last of its kind.
304 00:11:45,830 00:11:48,040 ALL: Yeah, we do. ALL: Yeah, we do.
305 00:11:50,830 00:11:52,920 Okay, this was a really good meeting, guys. Okay, this was a really good meeting, guys.
306 00:11:52,920 00:11:54,170 Thank you so much... Thank you so much...
307 00:11:54,170 00:11:56,290 You're all so... confident. You're all so... confident.
308 00:11:57,620 00:11:58,830 You went to good schools. You went to good schools.
309 00:11:58,830 00:12:00,920 You played on winning teams. You played on winning teams.
310 00:12:00,920 00:12:02,920 We only won two games that year. We only won two games that year.
311 00:12:02,920 00:12:04,330 You're holding a huge trophy. You're holding a huge trophy.
312 00:12:04,330 00:12:05,670 Uh, yeah, we got that Uh, yeah, we got that
313 00:12:05,670 00:12:08,000 'cause we all tried really hard. 'cause we all tried really hard.
314 00:12:08,000 00:12:10,500 Yeah, well, so did the team that won! Yeah, well, so did the team that won!
315 00:12:10,500 00:12:12,040 Trophies are for winners. Trophies are for winners.
316 00:12:12,040 00:12:13,830 Ew. Ew.
317 00:12:14,960 00:12:17,170 Clark, what are you doing? Clark, what are you doing?
318 00:12:17,170 00:12:18,290 I'm listening. I'm listening.
319 00:12:18,290 00:12:20,170 I'm just setting up for my podcast. I'm just setting up for my podcast.
320 00:12:20,170 00:12:21,960 You've got a podcast? You've got a podcast?
321 00:12:21,960 00:12:23,420 About what? About what?
322 00:12:23,420 00:12:24,830 I interview people. I interview people.
323 00:12:24,830 00:12:27,500 Who are you interviewing today? Who are you interviewing today?
324 00:12:27,500 00:12:28,420 Mason. Mason.
325 00:12:30,420 00:12:33,750 And what are you interviewing Mason about? And what are you interviewing Mason about?
326 00:12:35,290 00:12:36,500 His podcast. His podcast.
327 00:12:36,500 00:12:38,290 All right, stop this! All right, stop this!
328 00:12:38,290 00:12:39,290 Stop this right now! Stop this right now!
329 00:12:39,290 00:12:40,330 This is work! This is work!
330 00:12:40,330 00:12:42,120 You guys always expect work to be fun. You guys always expect work to be fun.
331 00:12:42,120 00:12:44,500 You can't just post animal videos You can't just post animal videos
332 00:12:44,500 00:12:45,830 and call it journalism. and call it journalism.
333 00:12:45,830 00:12:47,620 You can't take a word, remove some vowels, You can't take a word, remove some vowels,
334 00:12:47,620 00:12:49,960 and think it's a great app. and think it's a great app.
335 00:12:49,960 00:12:50,960 And Clark, And Clark,
336 00:12:50,960 00:12:52,250 get a podcast get a podcast
337 00:12:52,250 00:12:53,670 when you have something to say. when you have something to say.
338 00:12:53,670 00:12:56,250 In fact, you should have the first silent podcast In fact, you should have the first silent podcast
339 00:12:56,250 00:12:57,790 because up to this point, because up to this point,
340 00:12:57,790 00:13:01,420 you have said nothing that improves on silence. you have said nothing that improves on silence.
341 00:13:02,750 00:13:04,420 That's a really good idea. That's a really good idea.
342 00:13:12,000 00:13:13,500 Mr. Gordon, do you realize Mr. Gordon, do you realize
343 00:13:13,500 00:13:15,120 why this meeting has been called between you, why this meeting has been called between you,
344 00:13:15,120 00:13:17,170 human resources, our general counsel, human resources, our general counsel,
345 00:13:17,170 00:13:18,460 and your superior? and your superior?
346 00:13:21,960 00:13:24,120 Because I made Clark cry. Because I made Clark cry.
347 00:13:24,120 00:13:26,000 You made Clark cry. You made Clark cry.
348 00:13:26,000 00:13:28,620 You created a hostile work environment You created a hostile work environment
349 00:13:28,620 00:13:30,170 which puts our company in jeopardy of a lawsuit. which puts our company in jeopardy of a lawsuit.
350 00:13:31,170 00:13:32,290 Hah! Hah!
351 00:13:32,290 00:13:33,290 Uh... Uh...
352 00:13:36,830 00:13:40,580 Young adults today are a very delicate group. Young adults today are a very delicate group.
353 00:13:40,580 00:13:43,290 We offer an entire class on how to deal with them. We offer an entire class on how to deal with them.
354 00:13:43,290 00:13:46,500 Is the class called, "I Was Born in the "90s, Wahhhhh"? Is the class called, "I Was Born in the "90s, Wahhhhh"?
355 00:13:46,500 00:13:50,290 Look, we're both getting up there in years. Look, we're both getting up there in years.
356 00:13:53,920 00:13:55,080 It's frustrating. It's frustrating.
357 00:13:55,080 00:13:56,750 Sometimes, I want to beat them senseless Sometimes, I want to beat them senseless
358 00:13:56,750 00:13:58,920 with their selfie sticks. with their selfie sticks.
359 00:14:02,290 00:14:04,040 But they're the only reason any of us But they're the only reason any of us
360 00:14:04,040 00:14:06,500 are still employed right now, so get used to it. are still employed right now, so get used to it.
361 00:14:08,210 00:14:10,920 Jolly good. Jolly good.
362 00:14:10,920 00:14:14,380 Human resources and a lawyer on your second day. Human resources and a lawyer on your second day.
363 00:14:14,380 00:14:16,670 Save something for the Christmas party. Save something for the Christmas party.
364 00:14:17,920 00:14:19,420 Roland, I feel terrible saying this, Roland, I feel terrible saying this,
365 00:14:19,420 00:14:21,080 but I can't do this. but I can't do this.
366 00:14:21,080 00:14:23,040 Ah. Ah.
367 00:14:23,040 00:14:26,080 Do you know remember the story behind this severed rope? Do you know remember the story behind this severed rope?
368 00:14:26,080 00:14:26,920 No. No.
369 00:14:28,250 00:14:31,000 No, neither do I. No, neither do I.
370 00:14:31,000 00:14:33,880 Still, I'm sure you can work with those kids. Still, I'm sure you can work with those kids.
371 00:14:33,880 00:14:34,790 I tried. I tried.
372 00:14:34,790 00:14:35,790 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
373 00:14:35,790 00:14:37,580 Shame. Shame.
374 00:14:37,580 00:14:39,580 It would have been good for you. It would have been good for you.
375 00:14:39,580 00:14:44,170 "Twilight and evening bell, and after that, the dark. "Twilight and evening bell, and after that, the dark.
376 00:14:44,170 00:14:50,040 And may there be no sadness of farewell when I embark." And may there be no sadness of farewell when I embark."
377 00:14:52,170 00:14:53,920 That line called for a dramatic exit, That line called for a dramatic exit,
378 00:14:53,920 00:14:55,750 but it is my office, so get out. but it is my office, so get out.
379 00:14:59,920 00:15:01,250 So that's it? So that's it?
380 00:15:01,250 00:15:02,540 You're just gonna leave for good? You're just gonna leave for good?
381 00:15:02,540 00:15:03,920 Oh, I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry,
382 00:15:03,920 00:15:06,540 do you need me to submit an official resignation tweet? do you need me to submit an official resignation tweet?
383 00:15:06,540 00:15:08,920 Yes, I'm leaving for good. Yes, I'm leaving for good.
384 00:15:13,790 00:15:15,420 Jack, my dad needs you here. Jack, my dad needs you here.
385 00:15:15,420 00:15:16,500 No, he needs you. No, he needs you.
386 00:15:16,500 00:15:17,580 You can do everything. You can do everything.
387 00:15:17,580 00:15:18,420 You're smart, You're smart,
388 00:15:18,420 00:15:19,710 you're beautiful, you're beautiful,
389 00:15:19,710 00:15:21,040 you say "shedule." you say "shedule."
390 00:15:21,710 00:15:23,040 Where are you going to go? Where are you going to go?
391 00:15:23,040 00:15:26,170 You can't keep doing this lone wolf thing forever. You can't keep doing this lone wolf thing forever.
392 00:15:26,170 00:15:27,170 Why not? Why not?
393 00:15:27,170 00:15:28,210 That's what lone wolves do. That's what lone wolves do.
394 00:15:28,210 00:15:29,250 That's what I've always done. That's what I've always done.
395 00:15:29,250 00:15:30,580 Look at me posing with all my friends. Look at me posing with all my friends.
396 00:15:33,250 00:15:34,750 I'm not going to change, and I'm fine with that. I'm not going to change, and I'm fine with that.
397 00:15:34,750 00:15:36,250 Oh, really? Oh, really?
398 00:15:36,250 00:15:38,290 That's not what you told me that night at the retreat. That's not what you told me that night at the retreat.
399 00:15:38,290 00:15:41,000 Well, we said a lot of things that night we didn't mean, Well, we said a lot of things that night we didn't mean,
400 00:15:41,000 00:15:42,500 like, "This is my last mojito." like, "This is my last mojito."
401 00:15:42,500 00:15:44,170 "I'm gonna go back to my room." "I'm gonna go back to my room."
402 00:15:44,170 00:15:46,790 "Don't use that, that's been in your wallet for years." "Don't use that, that's been in your wallet for years."
403 00:15:48,790 00:15:50,250 And "I'll call you." And "I'll call you."
404 00:15:50,250 00:15:52,040 I did call you! I did call you!
405 00:15:52,040 00:15:53,290 Yes, it was a few days later, Yes, it was a few days later,
406 00:15:53,290 00:15:55,000 but by then, you were already running away. but by then, you were already running away.
407 00:15:55,000 00:15:56,500 I can't exist in this world, I can't exist in this world,
408 00:15:56,500 00:15:58,580 and I can't get through to those kids. and I can't get through to those kids.
409 00:15:58,580 00:16:00,040 You were once that kid to my dad, You were once that kid to my dad,
410 00:16:00,040 00:16:01,250 and he got through to you. and he got through to you.
411 00:16:01,250 00:16:02,750 Now he just needs you to prove Now he just needs you to prove
412 00:16:02,750 00:16:05,540 that the outside world is more than something on a screen. that the outside world is more than something on a screen.
413 00:16:05,540 00:16:08,290 Oh, Brooke, I never thought about it that way. Oh, Brooke, I never thought about it that way.
414 00:16:08,290 00:16:09,920 You mean I could forge a lasting, You mean I could forge a lasting,
415 00:16:09,920 00:16:12,290 meaningful relationship with the younger generation? meaningful relationship with the younger generation?
416 00:16:12,290 00:16:13,750 And who knows? And who knows?
417 00:16:13,750 00:16:15,920 Even though I'm the teacher, maybe I could end up... Even though I'm the teacher, maybe I could end up...
418 00:16:15,920 00:16:17,210 Blah, blah, blah! Blah, blah, blah!
419 00:16:19,290 00:16:20,420 What's wrong? What's wrong?
420 00:16:20,420 00:16:21,500 How was work? How was work?
421 00:16:21,500 00:16:22,420 Awful. Awful.
422 00:16:22,420 00:16:23,580 I hurt a millennial's feelings. I hurt a millennial's feelings.
423 00:16:23,580 00:16:24,790 When are their feelings not hurt? When are their feelings not hurt?
424 00:16:24,790 00:16:26,170 Hey! Hey!
425 00:16:26,170 00:16:28,380 See? See?
426 00:16:28,380 00:16:30,290 Nachos, on the house. Nachos, on the house.
427 00:16:33,790 00:16:35,170 Clay? Clay?
428 00:16:35,170 00:16:36,420 Clark. Clark.
429 00:16:39,750 00:16:41,380 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
430 00:16:41,380 00:16:43,080 I heard you might be leaving and it was all my fault I heard you might be leaving and it was all my fault
431 00:16:43,080 00:16:44,880 for crying, so I just wanted to say for crying, so I just wanted to say
432 00:16:44,880 00:16:47,080 I do not deserve to walk in your shoes. I do not deserve to walk in your shoes.
433 00:16:47,080 00:16:49,540 This is totally unnecessary. This is totally unnecessary.
434 00:16:49,540 00:16:52,210 And you should have brought a second pair of shoes. And you should have brought a second pair of shoes.
435 00:16:52,210 00:16:54,750 Look, Jack, you were right about what you said before. Look, Jack, you were right about what you said before.
436 00:16:54,750 00:16:57,080 I don't know why I have a podcast. I don't know why I have a podcast.
437 00:16:57,080 00:16:58,540 I have nothing important to say. I have nothing important to say.
438 00:16:58,540 00:17:01,380 But you do, and you inspire people. But you do, and you inspire people.
439 00:17:01,380 00:17:03,040 We need that around the office. We need that around the office.
440 00:17:03,040 00:17:04,540 I know I talk a big game, I know I talk a big game,
441 00:17:04,540 00:17:05,880 but I sort of don't know what I'm doing. but I sort of don't know what I'm doing.
442 00:17:08,170 00:17:09,790 I posted one of your old Galápagos stories, I posted one of your old Galápagos stories,
443 00:17:09,790 00:17:11,170 like, two hours ago like, two hours ago
444 00:17:11,170 00:17:13,290 and it has 200,000 views so far. and it has 200,000 views so far.
445 00:17:13,290 00:17:15,380 Whoa, 200,000? Whoa, 200,000?
446 00:17:15,380 00:17:16,210 It's pretty weak. It's pretty weak.
447 00:17:16,210 00:17:17,420 Slow your roll, bro. Slow your roll, bro.
448 00:17:18,580 00:17:19,880 But it was just getting started, But it was just getting started,
449 00:17:19,880 00:17:21,170 and it triggered a crowdfunding campaign and it triggered a crowdfunding campaign
450 00:17:21,170 00:17:23,290 to help save the turtles-- take a look. to help save the turtles-- take a look.
451 00:17:23,290 00:17:24,250 That's a penis. That's a penis.
452 00:17:24,250 00:17:26,290 Damn it, Mason! Damn it, Mason!
453 00:17:26,290 00:17:28,580 Look, I get it, you care-- thank you. Look, I get it, you care-- thank you.
454 00:17:28,580 00:17:30,920 And I don't want to disappoint Roland either. And I don't want to disappoint Roland either.
455 00:17:30,920 00:17:32,290 No, no, no, Roland's gonna be fine. No, no, no, Roland's gonna be fine.
456 00:17:32,290 00:17:34,500 It was Brooke's idea to bring you back from the field. It was Brooke's idea to bring you back from the field.
457 00:17:34,500 00:17:36,290 It was Brooke's idea? It was Brooke's idea?
458 00:17:36,290 00:17:38,250 Yeah, she's the one who convinced him to call you in. Yeah, she's the one who convinced him to call you in.
459 00:17:40,250 00:17:42,080 Thank you for telling me that. Thank you for telling me that.
460 00:17:42,080 00:17:46,170 And look, these incredibly sweaty things are yours And look, these incredibly sweaty things are yours
461 00:17:46,170 00:17:48,210 and you should wear them. and you should wear them.
462 00:17:48,210 00:17:50,250 Hey, I got an opening tomorrow for my podcast if you wanna... Hey, I got an opening tomorrow for my podcast if you wanna...
463 00:17:50,250 00:17:51,420 Don't push it. Don't push it.
464 00:18:04,750 00:18:07,920 Yeah, I'd get out of there if I were you, too. Yeah, I'd get out of there if I were you, too.
465 00:18:10,920 00:18:11,710 Whoa! Whoa!
466 00:18:11,710 00:18:13,540 That must have been dirty and smelly. That must have been dirty and smelly.
467 00:18:13,540 00:18:16,040 Is there any other way? Is there any other way?
468 00:18:18,580 00:18:20,880 Thank you for coming back. Thank you for coming back.
469 00:18:20,880 00:18:22,420 My dad will be very happy. My dad will be very happy.
470 00:18:22,420 00:18:23,210 Mm. Mm.
471 00:18:23,210 00:18:24,210 Just your dad? Just your dad?
472 00:18:24,210 00:18:25,380 Yes. Yes.
473 00:18:25,380 00:18:26,080 Hmm? Hmm?
474 00:18:26,080 00:18:27,250 Yes! Yes!
475 00:18:27,250 00:18:28,250 Okay. Okay.
476 00:18:28,250 00:18:30,040 Good morning, you guys. Good morning, you guys.
477 00:18:30,040 00:18:32,750 I need to start with an apology. I need to start with an apology.
478 00:18:32,750 00:18:34,250 No, no, it's okay, I forgive you! No, no, it's okay, I forgive you!
479 00:18:34,250 00:18:35,790 We hashed it out last night. We hashed it out last night.
480 00:18:35,790 00:18:37,080 We hang out outside of work. We hang out outside of work.
481 00:18:37,080 00:18:39,750 It's cool, don't make a big deal about it. It's cool, don't make a big deal about it.
482 00:18:39,750 00:18:42,420 I know you guys always have to have fun at work, I know you guys always have to have fun at work,
483 00:18:42,420 00:18:44,420 so I thought I'd bring you so I thought I'd bring you
484 00:18:44,420 00:18:46,170 some of the real world that I keep talking about, some of the real world that I keep talking about,
485 00:18:46,170 00:18:49,710 courtesy of the Illinois Wildlife Conservatory. courtesy of the Illinois Wildlife Conservatory.
486 00:18:51,000 00:18:52,500 ALL: Aw! ALL: Aw!
487 00:18:52,500 00:18:53,750 You guys, You guys,
488 00:18:53,750 00:18:55,750 can we put away the phones for one second? can we put away the phones for one second?
489 00:18:55,750 00:18:57,210 I swear this will be an experience I swear this will be an experience
490 00:18:57,210 00:18:59,080 even without recording it. even without recording it.
491 00:18:59,080 00:19:00,790 So, this is Henry. So, this is Henry.
492 00:19:00,790 00:19:04,750 His species has had quite a bit of trouble recently, His species has had quite a bit of trouble recently,
493 00:19:04,750 00:19:08,920 but with a little bit of help, he's gonna learn how to adapt. but with a little bit of help, he's gonna learn how to adapt.
494 00:19:08,920 00:19:10,080 Wow, you know, in a way, Wow, you know, in a way,
495 00:19:10,080 00:19:11,250 that's a lot like what's happening... that's a lot like what's happening...
496 00:19:11,250 00:19:12,710 You draw a parallel right now, You draw a parallel right now,
497 00:19:12,710 00:19:15,040 I will tear both your arms off and beat you with them. I will tear both your arms off and beat you with them.
498 00:19:16,210 00:19:17,920 So, what do you think? Any ideas? So, what do you think? Any ideas?
499 00:19:17,920 00:19:19,580 We could set up an interactive fact sheet We could set up an interactive fact sheet
500 00:19:19,580 00:19:21,080 to chart his weight and growth. to chart his weight and growth.
501 00:19:21,080 00:19:23,250 Our site can auto-route to the donation page. Our site can auto-route to the donation page.
502 00:19:23,250 00:19:25,080 CLARK: And each page will have a link CLARK: And each page will have a link
503 00:19:25,080 00:19:26,000 to one of Jack's essays to one of Jack's essays
504 00:19:26,000 00:19:27,250 about tracking the bears in their habitat. about tracking the bears in their habitat.
505 00:19:27,250 00:19:29,710 And I will tell my friends to read these links And I will tell my friends to read these links
506 00:19:29,710 00:19:31,290 when I see them. when I see them.
507 00:19:31,290 00:19:32,710 In person. In person.
508 00:19:34,040 00:19:37,210 So, Roland, what do you think? So, Roland, what do you think?
509 00:19:37,210 00:19:39,210 Wonderful! Wonderful!
510 00:19:39,210 00:19:41,750 Wonderful bear. Wonderful bear.
511 00:19:41,750 00:19:43,420 I know you were talking, I know you were talking,
512 00:19:43,420 00:19:45,920 but I'm afraid I didn't hear a single word any of you said. but I'm afraid I didn't hear a single word any of you said.
513 00:19:45,920 00:19:47,750 It sounded enthusiastic, though, and motivated, It sounded enthusiastic, though, and motivated,
514 00:19:47,750 00:19:49,710 so well done, good job. so well done, good job.
515 00:19:49,710 00:19:50,920 Now, Now,
516 00:19:50,920 00:19:52,250 Henry and I are going down Henry and I are going down
517 00:19:52,250 00:19:53,670 for our nap. for our nap.
518 00:19:53,670 00:19:56,000 I put some scotch in his milk. I put some scotch in his milk.
519 00:19:56,000 00:19:58,460 Thank you all so much. Thank you all so much.
520 00:19:58,460 00:20:00,790 It means the world to me, you know that. It means the world to me, you know that.
521 00:20:00,790 00:20:02,210 Come on, Henry. Come on, Henry.
522 00:20:04,210 00:20:07,330 Well, kids, that was okay. Well, kids, that was okay.
523 00:20:08,540 00:20:12,710 Not great, not even really that good, but... Not great, not even really that good, but...
524 00:20:12,710 00:20:13,710 But! But!
525 00:20:13,710 00:20:15,710 We did all try really hard, We did all try really hard,
526 00:20:15,710 00:20:18,210 and I think you know what that means. and I think you know what that means.
527 00:20:18,210 00:20:19,210 Trophies?! Trophies?!
528 00:20:19,210 00:20:20,540 Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
529 00:20:24,790 00:20:26,040 Here you go. Here you go.
530 00:20:27,290 00:20:28,960 I'm just gonna give him part of it. I'm just gonna give him part of it.
531 00:20:28,960 00:20:30,710 I don't feel like he really participated. I don't feel like he really participated.
532 00:20:38,040 00:20:41,290 Mr. Gordon, do you realize why we're here again? Mr. Gordon, do you realize why we're here again?
533 00:20:42,580 00:20:45,000 I brought a bear into the office. I brought a bear into the office.
534 00:20:45,000 00:20:46,000 You brought You brought
535 00:20:46,000 00:20:49,080 a bear into the office. a bear into the office.
536 00:20:49,080 00:20:50,880 And? And?
537 00:20:50,880 00:20:53,330 And it ate Esther's support animal. And it ate Esther's support animal.
538 00:20:57,170 00:20:58,790 Um... hmm! Um... hmm!