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1 00:00:03,087 00:00:07,086 Pleasant viewing -- The translator Pleasant viewing -- The translator
2 00:00:08,987 00:00:10,124 Countermay Countermay
3 00:00:10,730 00:00:13,595 where several threads converge in the tapestry of worlds where several threads converge in the tapestry of worlds
4 00:00:14,273 00:00:18,650 a world of settlers both by choice and accident a world of settlers both by choice and accident
5 00:00:18,850 00:00:21,213 a world of conflict between civilizations a world of conflict between civilizations
6 00:00:21,414 00:00:24,254 young and ancient, noble and cruel young and ancient, noble and cruel
7 00:00:24,461 00:00:27,164 living and, otherwise living and, otherwise
8 00:00:27,364 00:00:33,759 a world unresolved with many vying to shape its fate a world unresolved with many vying to shape its fate
9 00:00:34,090 00:00:37,322 only one thing is certain for Countermay only one thing is certain for Countermay
10 00:00:37,521 00:00:40,304 its future will not be determined here its future will not be determined here
11 00:00:40,505 00:00:43,309 or... here, for that matter or... here, for that matter
12 00:01:06,703 00:01:07,808 at last at last
13 00:01:08,781 00:01:11,105 show them in show them in
14 00:01:27,679 00:01:29,771 seven years of riddles and traps seven years of riddles and traps
15 00:01:29,971 00:01:33,412 seven years of waiting for you to make a mistake seven years of waiting for you to make a mistake
16 00:01:33,611 00:01:36,043 and now we have you and now we have you
17 00:01:36,243 00:01:37,950 the shadow the shadow
18 00:01:38,150 00:01:40,072 the shadow the shadow
19 00:01:40,272 00:01:41,724 the shadow the shadow
20 00:01:41,924 00:01:44,643 you've ruined my carpet you've ruined my carpet
21 00:01:44,843 00:01:45,843 so we have so we have
22 00:01:46,043 00:01:47,530 where is the girl, fiend where is the girl, fiend
23 00:01:47,730 00:01:50,912 straight to it then, no foreplay? straight to it then, no foreplay?
24 00:01:51,111 00:01:55,958 you will release the princess at once! and what, in our long relationship you will release the princess at once! and what, in our long relationship
25 00:01:56,159 00:01:58,290 suggests I would do this suggests I would do this
26 00:01:58,597 00:02:00,412 there's but one way this can end there's but one way this can end
27 00:02:00,611 00:02:04,259 with your death, and us departing with our prize with your death, and us departing with our prize
28 00:02:04,459 00:02:09,008 for women are prizes to be won, yes? for women are prizes to be won, yes?
29 00:02:09,207 00:02:12,021 you simple surface dwellers you simple surface dwellers
30 00:02:12,222 00:02:15,159 the princess was never my objective, on no the princess was never my objective, on no
31 00:02:15,359 00:02:17,337 merely a means to an end merely a means to an end
32 00:02:17,537 00:02:20,974 you see, I have discovered a great secret about our world you see, I have discovered a great secret about our world
33 00:02:21,174 00:02:24,057 a truth that defies all... a truth that defies all...
34 00:02:28,866 00:02:30,789 don't you dare... don't you dare...
35 00:02:31,945 00:02:32,945 it might be work it might be work
36 00:02:33,990 00:02:35,290 are you going to get that? are you going to get that?
37 00:02:36,288 00:02:37,438 let it go to voice mail let it go to voice mail
38 00:02:42,633 00:02:43,701 you were saying you were saying
39 00:02:43,987 00:02:44,822 I was I was
40 00:02:45,021 00:02:51,006 you simple surface dwellers, the princess was never my objective, no you simple surface dwellers, the princess was never my objective, no
41 00:02:51,205 00:02:56,614 I have discovered a secret about our world a truth that defies all of... I have discovered a secret about our world a truth that defies all of...
42 00:02:59,181 00:03:02,737 I'm surprised you even get reception down here I'm surprised you even get reception down here
43 00:03:02,937 00:03:05,551 If you answer that I will punch you forever If you answer that I will punch you forever
44 00:03:06,793 00:03:08,373 it's work, I've gotta... it's work, I've gotta...
45 00:03:09,475 00:03:10,475 Hello Hello
46 00:03:12,820 00:03:15,176 No, no now's a great time No, no now's a great time
47 00:03:20,628 00:03:24,082 boss, uh.. some guy has a question about renting a room boss, uh.. some guy has a question about renting a room
48 00:03:24,282 00:03:25,408 that's on the rate sheet that's on the rate sheet
49 00:03:25,609 00:03:27,879 right, he'd like to know how much it costs right, he'd like to know how much it costs
50 00:03:28,079 00:03:32,534 oh! yea that would be on the rate sheet oh! yea that would be on the rate sheet
51 00:03:32,735 00:03:33,682 and if we're going to take a break and if we're going to take a break
52 00:03:33,882 00:03:36,977 I need to feed the meter I uh... I actually have to get going I need to feed the meter I uh... I actually have to get going
53 00:03:37,176 00:03:38,930 you've got to be kidding seriously? you've got to be kidding seriously?
54 00:03:39,131 00:03:40,955 sorry, we have an early loading in the morning sorry, we have an early loading in the morning
55 00:03:41,156 00:03:43,425 and we still haven't cleared the bay and we still haven't cleared the bay
56 00:03:43,625 00:03:45,814 you're killing me guys, you're killing me you're killing me guys, you're killing me
57 00:03:46,014 00:03:48,634 and that's really what I should be doing and that's really what I should be doing
58 00:03:48,835 00:03:51,467 guys, this is going to be a while guys, this is going to be a while
59 00:03:51,667 00:03:55,406 we've pissed off a pretty big customer we've pissed off a pretty big customer
60 00:03:55,605 00:03:56,959 yeah? who? yeah? who?
61 00:03:57,158 00:03:58,158 china... china...
62 00:04:01,950 00:04:03,739 to be continued to be continued
63 00:04:05,016 00:04:07,698 so... same time next week? so... same time next week?
64 00:04:07,897 00:04:08,695 I'm good I'm good
65 00:04:08,895 00:04:12,800 Ah yeah, I'm not this isn't going away any time soon Ah yeah, I'm not this isn't going away any time soon
66 00:04:13,001 00:04:15,733 I'll be in tech and I've been drafted into helping with tech I'll be in tech and I've been drafted into helping with tech
67 00:04:15,932 00:04:17,209 Grumble thank you sweetie Grumble thank you sweetie
68 00:04:17,410 00:04:18,508 grumble I say grumble I say
69 00:04:18,708 00:04:20,560 oh freakin come on! oh freakin come on!
70 00:04:20,759 00:04:22,942 this keeps happening! this keeps happening!
71 00:04:23,141 00:04:25,192 are we really gonna miss another session? are we really gonna miss another session?
72 00:04:25,661 00:04:27,441 we're down 60% of the party we're down 60% of the party
73 00:04:27,641 00:04:29,326 so what do you suggest? so what do you suggest?
74 00:04:29,526 00:04:32,556 does game night not mean anything to anyone anymore? does game night not mean anything to anyone anymore?
75 00:04:33,757 00:04:37,040 if I wanted to play once every two months I'd be Lodge's sex life if I wanted to play once every two months I'd be Lodge's sex life
76 00:04:37,240 00:04:38,244 hey! hey!
77 00:04:38,444 00:04:40,648 why didn't you hey? why didn't you hey?
78 00:04:40,848 00:04:41,879 hey! hey!
79 00:04:42,079 00:04:45,502 relax, sometimes life gets in the way relax, sometimes life gets in the way
80 00:04:45,701 00:04:48,524 yes I'm still here yes you're still stupid yes I'm still here yes you're still stupid
81 00:04:48,723 00:04:52,593 it's not like it's gonna be a year till we game again it's not like it's gonna be a year till we game again
82 00:04:53,793 00:04:59,853 A year later A year later
83 00:05:11,639 00:05:13,696 five more minutes and we kill him five more minutes and we kill him
84 00:05:13,896 00:05:15,975 firm but fair you shut up! firm but fair you shut up!
85 00:05:16,175 00:05:20,259 I'm the antagonist, I can't antagonize? I'm the antagonist, I can't antagonize?
86 00:05:20,459 00:05:24,137 so... china talking to us again so... china talking to us again
87 00:05:27,569 00:05:29,170 seriously, where the hell is he? seriously, where the hell is he?
88 00:05:31,757 00:05:32,757 what is that noise? what is that noise?
89 00:05:35,380 00:05:38,506 my minions... minioning now shut up my minions... minioning now shut up
90 00:05:51,627 00:05:54,435 what the shit crapped all these dorks in my store? what the shit crapped all these dorks in my store?
91 00:05:55,833 00:05:57,443 we're double booked we're double booked
92 00:05:57,642 00:05:58,642 sorry I can't game sorry I can't game
93 00:06:01,334 00:06:02,534 I guess we're not gaming I guess we're not gaming
94 00:06:03,572 00:06:04,572 the streak continues the streak continues
95 00:06:06,425 00:06:08,425 I can grab us a table at the AFK I can grab us a table at the AFK
96 00:06:08,625 00:06:12,684 we can still have waffles I've earned waffles, waffles of shame we can still have waffles I've earned waffles, waffles of shame
97 00:06:12,884 00:06:14,007 that would be lovely that would be lovely
98 00:06:14,471 00:06:15,524 I warned you I warned you
99 00:06:15,894 00:06:17,694 you sell card games and they'll come you sell card games and they'll come
100 00:06:17,894 00:06:20,721 those mouth breathing card floppers in ones and twos at first those mouth breathing card floppers in ones and twos at first
101 00:06:20,922 00:06:23,629 and then more would follow and now, they've nested! and then more would follow and now, they've nested!
102 00:06:24,168 00:06:26,068 and taken over my precious table space and taken over my precious table space
103 00:06:27,327 00:06:28,777 is this what you wanted, Leo? is this what you wanted, Leo?
104 00:06:29,644 00:06:34,560 a gaggle of shambling fail elementals clawing the air? a gaggle of shambling fail elementals clawing the air?
105 00:06:35,095 00:06:38,205 I do not get your nerd rage on this I do not get your nerd rage on this
106 00:06:38,404 00:06:40,719 you love breaking games you love breaking games
107 00:06:40,920 00:06:43,124 why don't you just stick around see what happens why don't you just stick around see what happens
108 00:06:43,223 00:06:45,524 oh! might I? might I please? oh! might I? might I please?
109 00:06:45,625 00:06:48,125 perchance to spend hundreds of dollars on a non perchance to spend hundreds of dollars on a non
110 00:06:48,225 00:06:50,419 interactive game with no underlying narrative? interactive game with no underlying narrative?
111 00:06:50,519 00:06:53,372 sqwee! hold me back! this is sarcasm by the way sqwee! hold me back! this is sarcasm by the way
112 00:06:53,473 00:06:56,723 this game has absolutely zero... this game has absolutely zero...
113 00:06:57,773 00:06:59,120 (oh my god!) (oh my god!)
114 00:06:59,461 00:07:02,536 You, beard face, you the T.O.? You, beard face, you the T.O.?
115 00:07:04,300 00:07:09,483 hey, other beard face boom! card me hey, other beard face boom! card me
116 00:07:09,682 00:07:11,983 oh our first Holden player tonight oh our first Holden player tonight
117 00:07:12,083 00:07:14,164 mind if I ask your build? quest military switch mind if I ask your build? quest military switch
118 00:07:14,264 00:07:16,174 awesome my own special blend awesome my own special blend
119 00:07:16,374 00:07:20,395 yeah I miss switch, I used to run something very similar with the Tuatha yeah I miss switch, I used to run something very similar with the Tuatha
120 00:07:20,595 00:07:22,395 before the legacy broke us before the legacy broke us
121 00:07:23,870 00:07:25,438 it was my favorite deck ever it was my favorite deck ever
122 00:07:25,639 00:07:29,609 sorry man yeah I quit the game after that sorry man yeah I quit the game after that
123 00:07:29,809 00:07:31,669 kinda stopped being fun you know? kinda stopped being fun you know?
124 00:07:31,769 00:07:35,369 ...hey what's she doing out of the kitchen? hey, take care of Dundereal for us? ...hey what's she doing out of the kitchen? hey, take care of Dundereal for us?
125 00:07:35,569 00:07:37,169 you got it you got it
126 00:07:39,096 00:07:40,819 girls suck at games! girls suck at games!
127 00:07:41,771 00:07:44,610 here we go... hey, could you make me a sandwich? here we go... hey, could you make me a sandwich?
128 00:07:44,810 00:07:47,270 we both know you don't need any more carbs we both know you don't need any more carbs
129 00:07:47,471 00:07:48,821 come on, show us your tits! come on, show us your tits!
130 00:07:49,021 00:07:51,076 I left them at home! I left them at home!
131 00:07:51,276 00:07:54,021 hey, is it hard to shuffle hey, is it hard to shuffle
132 00:07:54,221 00:07:56,012 with my dick in your hands? with my dick in your hands?
133 00:07:56,112 00:08:00,095 sorry, all I heard was virgin virgin crusty sock sorry, all I heard was virgin virgin crusty sock
134 00:08:00,500 00:08:03,980 allright Chad, I warned you you're outta here allright Chad, I warned you you're outta here
135 00:08:04,958 00:08:06,676 Hans! door! Hans! door!
136 00:08:06,875 00:08:09,175 why's it my fault that she can't take a complement? why's it my fault that she can't take a complement?
137 00:08:09,276 00:08:10,975 right this way! right this way!
138 00:08:13,476 00:08:14,580 fascists! fascists!
139 00:08:14,781 00:08:20,110 ahm. miss I'm really sorry about that comes with the territory ahm. miss I'm really sorry about that comes with the territory
140 00:08:20,310 00:08:21,864 how dare I game with ovaries? how dare I game with ovaries?
141 00:08:22,064 00:08:24,314 you only won cause boobs! you only won cause boobs!
142 00:08:25,512 00:08:27,615 oh I can use that one oh I can use that one
143 00:08:28,216 00:08:29,716 nice! nice!
144 00:08:31,685 00:08:33,615 sup crag chin? sup crag chin?
145 00:08:33,815 00:08:35,801 am I kicking your ass today? am I kicking your ass today?
146 00:08:36,999 00:08:43,163 nah, Cas here hates ccgs... ...that offer no competition nah, Cas here hates ccgs... ...that offer no competition
147 00:08:43,364 00:08:45,615 maybe I'll meet you in the tourney maybe I'll meet you in the tourney
148 00:08:45,815 00:08:47,428 Yay! Yay!
149 00:08:47,628 00:08:49,552 no, wait, sorry no, wait, sorry
150 00:08:49,751 00:08:53,175 I meant meeeeehhhhhhh... I meant meeeeehhhhhhh...
151 00:08:55,234 00:08:58,728 I need three things to live water, salt and her name I need three things to live water, salt and her name
152 00:09:00,750 00:09:05,399 oh would you look at that we're actually just past the sign in phase oh would you look at that we're actually just past the sign in phase
153 00:09:05,816 00:09:09,538 an entry fee is 10 bucks but for you an entry fee is 10 bucks but for you
154 00:09:09,739 00:09:10,960 20 20
155 00:09:11,712 00:09:14,262 I'll give you 30 if I meet her in the first round I'll give you 30 if I meet her in the first round
156 00:09:14,363 00:09:20,016 I'll take that 30 and the +3 beads of protection I'll take that 30 and the +3 beads of protection
157 00:09:20,216 00:09:23,491 do I look like a sheep? cuz I'm getting fleeced do I look like a sheep? cuz I'm getting fleeced
158 00:09:24,865 00:09:26,934 you still need a deck to play you still need a deck to play
159 00:09:27,134 00:09:32,043 ah whatever I'll take the grand mighty empire of... green one ah whatever I'll take the grand mighty empire of... green one
160 00:09:33,034 00:09:35,900 you don't just grab a faction at random you don't just grab a faction at random
161 00:09:36,100 00:09:40,057 your choice of empire is the most important decision that you shall ever make your choice of empire is the most important decision that you shall ever make
162 00:09:40,258 00:09:45,079 they each have their own unique histories, and tactics and varying victory conditions they each have their own unique histories, and tactics and varying victory conditions
163 00:09:45,178 00:09:47,967 take the Tuatha green one take the Tuatha green one
164 00:09:48,168 00:09:51,004 we are a people of mighty power green one! we are a people of mighty power green one!
165 00:09:51,205 00:09:55,127 we were the first to uphold the... green one we were the first to uphold the... green one
166 00:10:02,576 00:10:04,677 34.95 34.95
167 00:10:05,118 00:10:06,007 thanks thanks
168 00:10:06,106 00:10:08,425 citizens of Countermay citizens of Countermay
169 00:10:08,625 00:10:11,112 one generation ago one generation ago
170 00:10:11,312 00:10:14,034 Simm Buxtehude and Tuatha Dundereal Simm Buxtehude and Tuatha Dundereal
171 00:10:14,134 00:10:18,240 led an alliance against the god king Shad Hujem led an alliance against the god king Shad Hujem
172 00:10:18,441 00:10:20,936 and his undead allies and his undead allies
173 00:10:21,438 00:10:23,939 they toppled the dark one from his god head seat they toppled the dark one from his god head seat
174 00:10:24,217 00:10:27,411 and sealed his throne under a mountain of stone and sealed his throne under a mountain of stone
175 00:10:28,392 00:10:29,392 but but
176 00:10:30,004 00:10:32,303 hey, Natalie right? hey, Natalie right?
177 00:10:33,113 00:10:35,607 I know, hard guess the only girl here I know, hard guess the only girl here
178 00:10:35,807 00:10:37,456 that is how I wanna be remembered that is how I wanna be remembered
179 00:10:37,914 00:10:42,660 I'm Cas and you have already turned tonight's fortune completely around I'm Cas and you have already turned tonight's fortune completely around
180 00:10:42,760 00:10:43,660 I have a tazer I have a tazer
181 00:10:43,760 00:10:46,289 the sunken pyramid of Ixhasa the sunken pyramid of Ixhasa
182 00:10:46,490 00:10:48,625 rises from the deep rises from the deep
183 00:10:48,825 00:10:51,218 and from it issues forth the dread army and from it issues forth the dread army
184 00:10:51,418 00:10:54,061 with a single goal in mind with a single goal in mind
185 00:10:54,796 00:10:59,951 to return Ulix the eternal emperor to the god head seat to return Ulix the eternal emperor to the god head seat
186 00:11:00,051 00:11:02,737 and restore their empire and restore their empire
187 00:11:04,775 00:11:09,581 will Ixhasa be victorious? will Ixhasa be victorious?
188 00:11:10,198 00:11:14,594 or will the mortal men stand together or will the mortal men stand together
189 00:11:14,794 00:11:18,260 and claim the throne for themselves and claim the throne for themselves
190 00:11:18,854 00:11:22,670 we shall have the answers to all this and more we shall have the answers to all this and more
191 00:11:22,769 00:11:25,567 when we cry havoc! when we cry havoc!
192 00:11:25,668 00:11:28,459 HAVOC! cry havoc! HAVOC! cry havoc!
193 00:11:28,558 00:11:33,618 HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war! HAVOC and let slip the dogs of war!
194 00:11:37,759 00:11:41,043 well, that was pointless well, that was pointless
195 00:11:41,244 00:11:42,793 where were we? where were we?
196 00:11:43,413 00:11:45,783 allright yeah, lets play allright yeah, lets play
197 00:11:45,982 00:11:47,182 with cards with cards
198 00:11:47,283 00:11:49,942 I do not get your angle man I do not get your angle man
199 00:11:50,142 00:11:53,292 welcome to the romance of the nine empires collectible card game welcome to the romance of the nine empires collectible card game
200 00:11:53,491 00:11:57,808 where you take the part of one of the nine warring factions where you take the part of one of the nine warring factions
201 00:11:58,009 00:12:00,735 ho oh yeah, ok nine of them I gotcha ho oh yeah, ok nine of them I gotcha
202 00:12:00,936 00:12:03,647 yeah I'm just going to declare victory now yeah I'm just going to declare victory now
203 00:12:05,115 00:12:08,170 allright you got me I don't actually play this game allright you got me I don't actually play this game
204 00:12:08,370 00:12:10,526 wonder of wonders! wonder of wonders!
205 00:12:12,231 00:12:17,721 I'm just a chiseled gamer guy who saw a gorgeous gamer girl I'm just a chiseled gamer guy who saw a gorgeous gamer girl
206 00:12:17,921 00:12:22,569 and was willing to risk total humiliation for a chance to talk to her and was willing to risk total humiliation for a chance to talk to her
207 00:12:22,769 00:12:27,667 after this is all over what do you say you teach me how to play over a cup of coffee? after this is all over what do you say you teach me how to play over a cup of coffee?
208 00:12:28,366 00:12:30,951 I know this great waffle place it's open all night I know this great waffle place it's open all night
209 00:12:31,830 00:12:33,430 ok ok
210 00:12:34,340 00:12:36,040 let me break it down for you let me break it down for you
211 00:12:36,400 00:12:38,028 you're cute, sure you're cute, sure
212 00:12:38,229 00:12:39,778 you speak in complete sentences you speak in complete sentences
213 00:12:39,879 00:12:43,293 and I'm reasonably certain that you bathed in the last 24 and I'm reasonably certain that you bathed in the last 24
214 00:12:44,092 00:12:45,092 yep yep
215 00:12:45,366 00:12:50,761 the thing is I'm here to game I have this tournament to win the thing is I'm here to game I have this tournament to win
216 00:12:50,961 00:12:53,861 and a whole army of the undead to thwart and a whole army of the undead to thwart
217 00:12:54,261 00:12:56,044 I can do 20 pull-ups I can do 20 pull-ups
218 00:12:56,245 00:12:57,495 not in a row or anything... not in a row or anything...
219 00:12:57,695 00:13:00,499 Tazer Ok! yeah sure Tazer Ok! yeah sure
220 00:13:01,399 00:13:05,042 you just do your thing you just do your thing
221 00:13:05,394 00:13:06,394 and I and I
222 00:13:06,785 00:13:07,548 will just eh... will just eh...
223 00:13:07,749 00:13:10,630 wanna see how the whole shebang turns out wanna see how the whole shebang turns out
224 00:13:10,831 00:13:13,230 play it off and back away and... play it off and back away and...
225 00:13:15,495 00:13:18,453 she totally franced ya, didn't she? she totally franced ya, didn't she?
226 00:13:18,653 00:13:20,865 ah, course she did ah, course she did
227 00:13:21,065 00:13:26,148 ah how does utter defeat taste? bitter I hope ah how does utter defeat taste? bitter I hope
228 00:13:26,347 00:13:29,463 this is not sarcasm by the way this is not sarcasm by the way
229 00:13:29,563 00:13:33,769 the night is young, and as you said victory conditions vary the night is young, and as you said victory conditions vary
230 00:13:36,440 00:13:40,873 you got a... little.. here, come here you got a... little.. here, come here
231 00:13:50,445 00:13:52,871 Skafla Skafla
232 00:14:00,322 00:14:01,956 oh no hey look I'm sorry oh no hey look I'm sorry
233 00:14:02,155 00:14:04,829 but you know it's like I've always said men are bad at relationships but you know it's like I've always said men are bad at relationships
234 00:14:05,029 00:14:07,451 and women are bad at things and women are bad at things
235 00:14:07,652 00:14:09,129 ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen
236 00:14:09,328 00:14:11,135 our winner and regional champion our winner and regional champion
237 00:14:11,919 00:14:16,052 Chris Hunter boo... Chris Hunter boo...
238 00:14:16,847 00:14:19,947 congratulations you've won a birth in the national championship congratulations you've won a birth in the national championship
239 00:14:20,148 00:14:22,497 and the storyline prize and the storyline prize
240 00:14:22,697 00:14:23,697 so... so...
241 00:14:23,897 00:14:25,363 what's it gonna be? what's it gonna be?
242 00:14:25,562 00:14:27,931 war or diplomacy? war or diplomacy?
243 00:14:28,130 00:14:30,755 war of course! boo... war of course! boo...
244 00:14:30,956 00:14:33,656 hey hey hey if you don't like the way the game is going hey hey hey if you don't like the way the game is going
245 00:14:33,755 00:14:37,826 all you gotta do is beat the legacy at Gencon all you gotta do is beat the legacy at Gencon
246 00:14:38,025 00:14:40,575 come on! hate me more! come on! hate me more!
247 00:14:40,676 00:14:43,560 your pulp rage gives me strength your pulp rage gives me strength
248 00:14:43,759 00:14:45,250 great game Natalie great game Natalie
249 00:14:45,350 00:14:47,750 way to give the legacy another win way to give the legacy another win
250 00:14:53,956 00:14:56,221 hey, you kicked some serious ass in there hey, you kicked some serious ass in there
251 00:14:56,422 00:14:57,422 I lost I lost
252 00:14:58,447 00:15:00,826 now I gotta play my way through the Swiss now I gotta play my way through the Swiss
253 00:15:01,027 00:15:02,826 fucking legacy fucking legacy
254 00:15:04,336 00:15:06,635 right, you don't play right, you don't play
255 00:15:06,836 00:15:10,846 they're this... cabal of elite dickbags they're this... cabal of elite dickbags
256 00:15:10,947 00:15:15,552 who like fucking with the player base and making unpopular story decisions who like fucking with the player base and making unpopular story decisions
257 00:15:15,751 00:15:20,659 they created the starvation deck that all denial thing you saw in there they created the starvation deck that all denial thing you saw in there
258 00:15:20,860 00:15:24,055 and they just sit behind an undead army and they just sit behind an undead army
259 00:15:24,154 00:15:28,108 that doesn't have to eat while they wipe out all food production on the board that doesn't have to eat while they wipe out all food production on the board
260 00:15:28,208 00:15:32,336 so you can't even bring your heroes into play without them starving to death so you can't even bring your heroes into play without them starving to death
261 00:15:32,537 00:15:35,243 and they just whittle you away and they just whittle you away
262 00:15:35,442 00:15:38,880 while you sit there watching your deck burn while you sit there watching your deck burn
263 00:15:39,081 00:15:43,057 and they're gonna ride that pony all the way to the championship and they're gonna ride that pony all the way to the championship
264 00:15:43,256 00:15:45,956 and flush questing down the toilet and flush questing down the toilet
265 00:15:47,697 00:15:49,633 Them's the stakes Them's the stakes
266 00:15:49,832 00:15:51,586 Ixhasa wins Ixhasa wins
267 00:15:51,785 00:15:54,485 questing's gone as a victory condition questing's gone as a victory condition
268 00:15:55,645 00:15:58,295 I never thought I'd leave this game I never thought I'd leave this game
269 00:16:00,679 00:16:03,228 but I can't take this shit anymore but I can't take this shit anymore
270 00:16:04,351 00:16:08,079 and without any ability to affect anything and without any ability to affect anything
271 00:16:14,644 00:16:20,763 wow, I've really ranted all over you wow, I've really ranted all over you
272 00:16:20,962 00:16:24,052 it's ok I didn't understand most of it anyway it's ok I didn't understand most of it anyway
273 00:16:24,251 00:16:27,009 so... waffles? so... waffles?
274 00:16:33,976 00:16:36,124 tell you what thunder jaw tell you what thunder jaw
275 00:16:37,020 00:16:38,938 win Gencon for Holden win Gencon for Holden
276 00:16:39,379 00:16:41,184 put my queen on the throne put my queen on the throne
277 00:16:41,384 00:16:45,149 and sure, I'll go out with you and sure, I'll go out with you
278 00:16:52,114 00:16:54,214 challenge accepted challenge accepted
279 00:17:00,100 00:17:03,024 no it wouldn't and I'm telling you it would! no it wouldn't and I'm telling you it would!
280 00:17:03,125 00:17:06,090 There is zero evidence to support your claim There is zero evidence to support your claim
281 00:17:06,290 00:17:08,886 the evidence is rather clear! the evidence is rather clear!
282 00:17:09,086 00:17:11,081 Let's ask Cas. Cas! Let's ask Cas. Cas!
283 00:17:11,281 00:17:14,552 Say that you were to chop off the hydra's dick Say that you were to chop off the hydra's dick
284 00:17:14,752 00:17:15,821 do you think... Shut up do you think... Shut up
285 00:17:16,021 00:17:18,427 Ready for this? Ready for this?
286 00:17:18,627 00:17:19,928 We're going to Gencon! We're going to Gencon!
287 00:17:20,128 00:17:22,889 The best four days in gaming! The best four days in gaming!
288 00:17:24,154 00:17:26,127 Expecting a bigger reaction! Expecting a bigger reaction!
289 00:17:26,327 00:17:28,624 well, Joe and I were already going well, Joe and I were already going
290 00:17:28,824 00:17:30,524 Yeah and now someone from the group Yeah and now someone from the group
291 00:17:30,624 00:17:32,432 actually has a chance of getting laid actually has a chance of getting laid
292 00:17:32,632 00:17:33,632 Hey! Hey!
293 00:17:33,832 00:17:37,711 So I'm winning a tournament for this card flopper chick So I'm winning a tournament for this card flopper chick
294 00:17:37,911 00:17:38,970 She's totally into me She's totally into me
295 00:17:39,170 00:17:40,535 Will he be there? Will he be there?
296 00:17:40,734 00:17:43,254 yes, Gary, of course he'll be there. yes, Gary, of course he'll be there.
297 00:17:43,454 00:17:44,956 He's always there He's always there
298 00:17:45,156 00:17:49,082 You're gonna have to deal with him sooner or later You're gonna have to deal with him sooner or later
299 00:17:50,898 00:17:53,275 I don't think I'm ready yet I don't think I'm ready yet
300 00:17:54,675 00:17:57,601 Now all I have to do is learn how to play the nine kingdoms Now all I have to do is learn how to play the nine kingdoms
301 00:17:57,701 00:17:58,465 Empires Empires
302 00:17:58,566 00:18:01,038 yea tomato tomaaa I don't care yea tomato tomaaa I don't care
303 00:18:04,517 00:18:07,592 Allright! Which one of you guys Allright! Which one of you guys
304 00:18:07,791 00:18:11,347 wants to lose to a guy who's touched boob? wants to lose to a guy who's touched boob?
305 00:18:26,138 00:18:29,325 Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen! Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
306 00:18:31,803 00:18:34,384 It is as I feared war has come to Holden It is as I feared war has come to Holden
307 00:18:34,483 00:18:37,484 The cult of shad Hujem marches against us The cult of shad Hujem marches against us
308 00:18:38,085 00:18:39,927 Meet them in battle, Myriad Meet them in battle, Myriad
309 00:18:40,961 00:18:42,698 Save our kingdom Save our kingdom
310 00:18:47,126 00:18:49,625 The god king shall return The god king shall return
311 00:19:02,115 00:19:04,761 I'm warmed up now rematch I'm warmed up now rematch
312 00:19:04,961 00:19:06,997 and use a real deck this time and use a real deck this time
313 00:19:13,288 00:19:16,280 Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen! Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
314 00:19:16,480 00:19:19,801 It is as I feared war has come to Holden It is as I feared war has come to Holden
315 00:19:20,001 00:19:24,182 The ord of the floating isles march against us The ord of the floating isles march against us
316 00:19:24,382 00:19:26,178 Meet them in battle, Myriad Meet them in battle, Myriad
317 00:19:26,377 00:19:28,451 Save our kingdom Save our kingdom
318 00:19:47,612 00:19:49,646 I said real deck I said real deck
319 00:19:49,846 00:19:50,954 Rematch Rematch
320 00:19:51,154 00:19:52,604 I'm bored I'm bored
321 00:19:52,804 00:19:54,798 I'll play! I'll play I'll play! I'll play
322 00:20:04,974 00:20:07,897 Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen! Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen!
323 00:20:07,998 00:20:11,768 It is as I feared war has come to Holden It is as I feared war has come to Holden
324 00:20:11,968 00:20:14,018 this... feels so familiar this... feels so familiar
325 00:20:14,218 00:20:20,491 Something unlike anything I have ever seen marches against us Something unlike anything I have ever seen marches against us
326 00:20:21,111 00:20:23,361 Meet them in battle, Myriad Meet them in battle, Myriad
327 00:20:44,384 00:20:46,084 Are we even playing the same game? Are we even playing the same game?
328 00:20:46,284 00:20:49,312 I'm playing chibi dance number one, hurray I'm playing chibi dance number one, hurray
329 00:20:49,412 00:20:51,284 I don't know what you're playing I don't know what you're playing
330 00:21:03,021 00:21:06,270 Man you are like an anti montage Man you are like an anti montage
331 00:21:06,471 00:21:08,259 come on let's leave that sad man alone come on let's leave that sad man alone
332 00:21:08,460 00:21:09,683 You just keep getting worse! You just keep getting worse!
333 00:21:09,884 00:21:12,012 Please, from the bottom of my heart Please, from the bottom of my heart
334 00:21:12,113 00:21:13,999 and I do mean this sincerely and I do mean this sincerely
335 00:21:14,098 00:21:15,540 Keep trying Keep trying
336 00:21:15,740 00:21:19,183 You're flailing at mediocrity is You're flailing at mediocrity is
337 00:21:19,384 00:21:21,779 Marvelous entertainment Marvelous entertainment
338 00:21:21,980 00:21:24,490 Might I have a look at your deck Might I have a look at your deck
339 00:21:25,089 00:21:27,087 It's not like you're going to be able to help It's not like you're going to be able to help
340 00:21:27,288 00:21:28,554 Those kids were obviously cheating Those kids were obviously cheating
341 00:21:28,653 00:21:31,133 Now he's blaming kids! Now he's blaming kids!
342 00:21:31,333 00:21:33,798 This is like Christmas This is like Christmas
343 00:21:33,898 00:21:38,088 And my birthday all at the same time And my birthday all at the same time
344 00:21:38,288 00:21:41,782 Let's do a test draw see if we can find the problem Let's do a test draw see if we can find the problem
345 00:21:46,400 00:21:47,734 Buxtehude Buxtehude
346 00:21:47,933 00:21:49,671 Am I summoned Am I summoned
347 00:21:49,871 00:21:51,124 to the queen? to the queen?
348 00:21:58,131 00:21:59,269 Yes Yes
349 00:21:59,470 00:22:01,040 We must face... Is it war? We must face... Is it war?
350 00:22:01,240 00:22:02,931 Has war come to Holden? Has war come to Holden?
351 00:22:03,131 00:22:05,175 War?! Heavens no! War?! Heavens no!
352 00:22:05,375 00:22:08,134 I merely wished to assess our defenses I merely wished to assess our defenses
353 00:22:08,433 00:22:11,487 Have you been sleeping? You look troubled Have you been sleeping? You look troubled
354 00:22:12,246 00:22:14,019 I've been having the strangest dreams I've been having the strangest dreams
355 00:22:14,219 00:22:16,335 at least that's what I think they are at least that's what I think they are
356 00:22:16,535 00:22:17,998 dreams dreams
357 00:22:19,516 00:22:20,812 Majesty Majesty
358 00:22:20,912 00:22:22,924 our defenses are woefully inadequate our defenses are woefully inadequate
359 00:22:23,025 00:22:25,485 not a kingdom in the world can stand against the dread army not a kingdom in the world can stand against the dread army
360 00:22:25,585 00:22:29,255 and with famine rampant we have neither the troops nor the wealth to prevail and with famine rampant we have neither the troops nor the wealth to prevail
361 00:22:29,355 00:22:31,576 If we are too weak to stand on our own If we are too weak to stand on our own
362 00:22:31,676 00:22:35,313 then, what we clearly need are allies then, what we clearly need are allies
363 00:22:35,513 00:22:38,165 A political marriage would strengthen our position A political marriage would strengthen our position
364 00:22:38,266 00:22:39,538 I'm of more use to us here I'm of more use to us here
365 00:22:39,739 00:22:41,239 What do you suggest? What do you suggest?
366 00:22:41,439 00:22:43,622 How shall we defend ourselves? How shall we defend ourselves?
367 00:22:43,821 00:22:44,821 No No
368 00:22:45,021 00:22:46,490 let me quest, majesty let me quest, majesty
369 00:22:46,589 00:22:48,878 the way my father did, the way that made Holden great the way my father did, the way that made Holden great
370 00:22:48,979 00:22:52,632 the days of epic questing are over, Myriad the days of epic questing are over, Myriad
371 00:22:53,231 00:22:54,716 They died with your father They died with your father
372 00:22:54,817 00:22:55,939 majesty majesty
373 00:22:56,038 00:22:57,913 Assess our defenses Assess our defenses
374 00:22:58,113 00:22:59,749 I would know how inadequate they are I would know how inadequate they are
375 00:22:59,848 00:23:02,191 before I take marriage off the table before I take marriage off the table
376 00:23:04,730 00:23:05,921 There's your problem There's your problem
377 00:23:06,121 00:23:08,650 Your gold to food ratio is off Your gold to food ratio is off
378 00:23:08,849 00:23:11,125 you've got too few quests you've got too few quests
379 00:23:11,224 00:23:13,529 and a metric butt load of heroes and a metric butt load of heroes
380 00:23:13,630 00:23:15,157 if you're questing... if you're questing...
381 00:23:15,356 00:23:17,870 you need to focus around these two you need to focus around these two
382 00:23:18,960 00:23:21,279 Myriad, and Dundereal Myriad, and Dundereal
383 00:23:21,480 00:23:23,817 We have only these few men We have only these few men
384 00:23:24,017 00:23:26,744 Do they look strangely similar to you? Do they look strangely similar to you?
385 00:23:26,943 00:23:30,232 We can't supply a larger army and our weapons selection is... We can't supply a larger army and our weapons selection is...
386 00:23:30,432 00:23:32,994 embarrassingly out of date embarrassingly out of date
387 00:23:33,194 00:23:36,296 we cannot defend ourselves with this we cannot defend ourselves with this
388 00:23:38,747 00:23:40,296 my father could have my father could have
389 00:23:40,496 00:23:41,894 I wonder I wonder
390 00:23:42,095 00:23:44,375 crafty as he was I doubt even old Simm could have crafty as he was I doubt even old Simm could have
391 00:23:44,476 00:23:47,668 made a go at this with these paltry resources. made a go at this with these paltry resources.
392 00:23:49,029 00:23:50,440 sly old fox sly old fox
393 00:23:50,640 00:23:52,193 I miss him I miss him
394 00:23:52,292 00:23:54,823 There has to be something we haven't considered There has to be something we haven't considered
395 00:23:55,023 00:23:56,826 Something we haven't thought of Something we haven't thought of
396 00:23:57,027 00:23:58,798 There is There is
397 00:23:59,298 00:24:00,798 Retreat Retreat
398 00:24:01,548 00:24:02,748 Leave the castle Leave the castle
399 00:24:02,948 00:24:05,649 lead your people back into the marches lead your people back into the marches
400 00:24:05,848 00:24:07,134 This This
401 00:24:07,763 00:24:09,175 Holden Holden
402 00:24:10,240 00:24:12,461 It has been a wonderful experiment It has been a wonderful experiment
403 00:24:12,661 00:24:14,471 and a welcoming refuge and a welcoming refuge
404 00:24:14,671 00:24:17,941 but Simm made may enemies when he carved it from the wilderness but Simm made may enemies when he carved it from the wilderness
405 00:24:18,141 00:24:21,471 enemies with long memories enemies with long memories
406 00:24:21,836 00:24:24,487 I've been through the fall of a dynasty Myriad I've been through the fall of a dynasty Myriad
407 00:24:25,186 00:24:27,339 Life goes on Life goes on
408 00:24:29,673 00:24:31,972 Life goes on if you allow it Life goes on if you allow it
409 00:24:32,073 00:24:37,538 Byron, could you please go count the bulk dice again? Byron, could you please go count the bulk dice again?
410 00:24:39,474 00:24:41,730 Sort them by color. Sort them by color.
411 00:24:49,661 00:24:51,260 Generation Generation
412 00:24:52,049 00:24:55,224 Holder won't last a generation Holder won't last a generation
413 00:24:56,112 00:24:57,470 Crushed Crushed
414 00:24:57,670 00:24:59,700 or annexed or annexed
415 00:25:00,099 00:25:01,779 it's only a matter of time it's only a matter of time
416 00:25:02,637 00:25:06,723 Dundereal won't say what the whole court knows the queen will have to do Dundereal won't say what the whole court knows the queen will have to do
417 00:25:06,923 00:25:10,296 is marry me off to secure peace is marry me off to secure peace
418 00:25:10,496 00:25:15,099 which wouldn't have even been an option if I had been born your son! which wouldn't have even been an option if I had been born your son!
419 00:25:27,776 00:25:34,776 This is about the first 10 years of R9E This is about the first 10 years of R9E
420 00:25:36,178 00:25:40,425 I have play sets of all the rares I have play sets of all the rares
421 00:25:40,625 00:25:42,736 All the promos All the promos
422 00:25:44,074 00:25:47,574 Some of these even go back to the initial print run Some of these even go back to the initial print run
423 00:25:50,140 00:25:52,744 These are total collector items now These are total collector items now
424 00:25:52,943 00:25:56,144 Practically impossible to find Practically impossible to find
425 00:25:58,038 00:26:00,212 And I've kept them hidden for years And I've kept them hidden for years
426 00:26:00,313 00:26:04,426 His journals, his unfinished work the quests he never completed His journals, his unfinished work the quests he never completed
427 00:26:04,625 00:26:06,824 I found them Did we need to bring them all? I found them Did we need to bring them all?
428 00:26:07,023 00:26:08,907 We thought these lost We thought these lost
429 00:26:09,107 00:26:11,178 Where ever did you find them? Where ever did you find them?
430 00:26:11,378 00:26:13,086 No where that can't be repaired No where that can't be repaired
431 00:26:13,286 00:26:14,958 I'm sorry? These are rather heavy I'm sorry? These are rather heavy
432 00:26:15,157 00:26:18,464 We can complete the quests he never did We can complete the quests he never did
433 00:26:18,664 00:26:22,451 Find the artifacts and allies we need to defend our kingdom, don't you see? Find the artifacts and allies we need to defend our kingdom, don't you see?
434 00:26:22,651 00:26:26,650 And these are the edge you need And these are the edge you need
435 00:26:26,849 00:26:28,647 You know how to play this game? You know how to play this game?
436 00:26:28,847 00:26:32,192 Yes, and I can teach you Yes, and I can teach you
437 00:26:32,692 00:26:34,003 if... if...
438 00:26:34,203 00:26:35,821 and I mean you gotta convince me and I mean you gotta convince me
439 00:26:36,021 00:26:38,281 if it's a worthwhile use of my time if it's a worthwhile use of my time
440 00:26:39,053 00:26:40,629 so I'll put it to you straight so I'll put it to you straight
441 00:26:40,828 00:26:42,150 this girl... this girl...
442 00:26:43,010 00:26:45,600 is she worth it is she worth it
443 00:26:47,343 00:26:48,343 yeah yeah
444 00:26:50,340 00:26:51,940 there's just something about her there's just something about her
445 00:26:53,509 00:26:54,593 the drive, the poise the drive, the poise
446 00:26:56,480 00:26:58,330 the way she made that 11 year old cry the way she made that 11 year old cry
447 00:27:00,750 00:27:02,349 the moment I saw her I just knew the moment I saw her I just knew
448 00:27:03,184 00:27:05,480 this girl's special this girl's special
449 00:27:05,680 00:27:07,378 this is a girl this is a girl
450 00:27:07,577 00:27:09,225 that I could really that I could really
451 00:27:09,425 00:27:10,451 really have sex with really have sex with
452 00:27:14,634 00:27:15,854 yeah yeah
453 00:27:16,054 00:27:17,648 that's all I needed to hear that's all I needed to hear
454 00:27:20,015 00:27:21,748 with this deck you'll be questing with this deck you'll be questing
455 00:27:21,948 00:27:24,571 so you'll need a blend of strong mid-game quests so you'll need a blend of strong mid-game quests
456 00:27:24,770 00:27:26,779 game ending knockout quests game ending knockout quests
457 00:27:26,980 00:27:29,747 and quick cheeser quests to get you started and quick cheeser quests to get you started
458 00:27:29,946 00:27:31,465 here is a classic here is a classic
459 00:27:31,665 00:27:33,396 a most peculiar lamp a most peculiar lamp
460 00:27:33,596 00:27:35,603 oh just so you know when I remember this oh just so you know when I remember this
461 00:27:35,803 00:27:38,498 I'm totally gonna imagine the matrix training sequence I'm totally gonna imagine the matrix training sequence
462 00:27:39,979 00:27:40,979 what? what?
463 00:27:42,223 00:27:44,176 cards, lots of cards cards, lots of cards
464 00:27:48,590 00:27:50,164 so the lamp yeah so the lamp yeah
465 00:27:51,575 00:27:53,104 it's 10 renown it's 10 renown
466 00:27:53,304 00:27:55,976 plus you get to search for and play 3 cards plus you get to search for and play 3 cards
467 00:27:56,175 00:27:57,176 from your own deck from your own deck
468 00:27:57,376 00:27:59,467 if you got 40 renown already if you got 40 renown already
469 00:27:59,667 00:28:01,194 this will push you over the edge this will push you over the edge
470 00:28:01,394 00:28:03,944 most peculiar lamp lying in wait to hijack most peculiar lamp lying in wait to hijack
471 00:28:04,432 00:28:06,855 I'm gonna assign colonel baker I'm gonna assign colonel baker
472 00:28:07,056 00:28:09,230 who is using his reaction to assign mike who is using his reaction to assign mike
473 00:28:09,431 00:28:12,477 who is using his reaction to assign the Chaplin who is using his reaction to assign the Chaplin
474 00:28:12,676 00:28:14,950 who motherfuckin ha who motherfuckin ha
475 00:28:16,609 00:28:17,759 where'd they come from? where'd they come from?
476 00:28:17,960 00:28:19,835 I've been wondering that for 30 years I've been wondering that for 30 years
477 00:28:20,035 00:28:21,380 thanks for showing us the way thanks for showing us the way
478 00:28:21,579 00:28:22,579 now stay down now stay down
479 00:28:24,231 00:28:25,425 down I said down I said
480 00:28:27,240 00:28:28,585 we need that lamp we need that lamp
481 00:28:28,785 00:28:31,785 this strikes me as an appropriate time to slip by in the vain this strikes me as an appropriate time to slip by in the vain
482 00:28:32,433 00:28:34,433 hello Mike is it? hello Mike is it?
483 00:28:34,990 00:28:36,195 sleep! sleep!
484 00:28:36,796 00:28:37,812 aaah! aaah!
485 00:28:42,480 00:28:44,080 you stay down you stay down
486 00:28:45,611 00:28:47,642 hey who am I? hey who am I?
487 00:28:47,842 00:28:49,345 baseball! baseball!
488 00:28:49,545 00:28:50,581 democracy democracy
489 00:28:50,780 00:28:52,192 apple pie apple pie
490 00:28:53,711 00:28:55,746 you are ageless, not immortal you are ageless, not immortal
491 00:28:55,945 00:28:58,818 you can't go throwing yourself into risk like that you can't go throwing yourself into risk like that
492 00:28:59,019 00:29:00,019 why ever not? why ever not?
493 00:29:01,138 00:29:02,500 Holden needs you Holden needs you
494 00:29:02,700 00:29:04,667 well well
495 00:29:04,866 00:29:06,601 Holden has me Holden has me
496 00:29:10,923 00:29:12,246 the lamp the lamp
497 00:29:17,848 00:29:20,706 oh baby oh baby oh baby oh baby
498 00:29:23,416 00:29:25,275 man, good game, wow man, good game, wow
499 00:29:25,476 00:29:27,714 everybody, give it up everybody, give it up
500 00:29:29,006 00:29:30,456 for our second place finisher for our second place finisher
501 00:29:32,465 00:29:33,724 second place? second place?
502 00:29:33,924 00:29:35,560 what, did I miss the finals? what, did I miss the finals?
503 00:29:37,881 00:29:39,581 well I mean, it's a... you know... well I mean, it's a... you know...
504 00:29:39,780 00:29:40,960 it's a formality it's a formality
505 00:29:41,160 00:29:43,259 I'm not in the know today who am I playing? I'm not in the know today who am I playing?
506 00:29:44,568 00:29:46,917 oh, you.. you don't know oh, you.. you don't know
507 00:29:47,117 00:29:50,146 allright! allright!
508 00:29:50,346 00:29:53,079 The die has been cast and the cards drawn The die has been cast and the cards drawn
509 00:29:53,279 00:29:56,734 and this year's sacrificial lamb and this year's sacrificial lamb
510 00:29:56,934 00:29:58,454 will be played by a newcomer will be played by a newcomer
511 00:29:58,654 00:30:03,793 Shawn Cassidy! Shawn Cassidy!
512 00:30:06,665 00:30:07,925 it's Cas it's Cas
513 00:30:08,125 00:30:10,003 the legend the legend
514 00:30:10,203 00:30:11,635 mark mark
515 00:30:11,836 00:30:13,444 the Meach the Meach
516 00:30:13,644 00:30:16,379 Mayjam! Mayjam!
517 00:30:16,579 00:30:17,336 Meach... Meach...
518 00:30:17,536 00:30:19,256 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
519 00:30:19,455 00:30:21,086 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
520 00:30:21,287 00:30:22,899 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
521 00:30:23,098 00:30:24,792 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
522 00:30:24,992 00:30:26,996 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
523 00:30:27,196 00:30:28,686 Meach... Meach...
524 00:30:31,296 00:30:33,499 rise my friends rise my friends
525 00:30:36,165 00:30:39,541 so what are you supposed to be like the end boss or something? so what are you supposed to be like the end boss or something?
526 00:30:39,741 00:30:42,095 look around you Mr. Cassidy look around you Mr. Cassidy
527 00:30:42,295 00:30:44,904 what you see is a row of championship banners what you see is a row of championship banners
528 00:30:45,105 00:30:47,478 for this is my home store for this is my home store
529 00:30:49,112 00:30:52,577 it is here I have qualified for every global storyline tournament it is here I have qualified for every global storyline tournament
530 00:30:52,778 00:30:57,235 since the dawn of the game and yet the topic of conversation tonight since the dawn of the game and yet the topic of conversation tonight
531 00:30:57,434 00:31:02,631 is not my inexorable 10th consecutive qualifying tournament victory is not my inexorable 10th consecutive qualifying tournament victory
532 00:31:02,832 00:31:04,104 but is instead but is instead
533 00:31:04,304 00:31:05,940 of some newcomer of some newcomer
534 00:31:06,140 00:31:08,458 slinging a slate of vintage quests slinging a slate of vintage quests
535 00:31:08,657 00:31:10,307 why is this? why is this?
536 00:31:10,508 00:31:12,609 regimes change and empires fall regimes change and empires fall
537 00:31:14,211 00:31:15,260 that sure looks comfy that sure looks comfy
538 00:31:15,461 00:31:16,861 does that come with the win? does that come with the win?
539 00:31:17,837 00:31:18,937 one half or one third? one half or one third?
540 00:31:19,137 00:31:24,881 will I be defeating you tonight with one half or one third of my deck will I be defeating you tonight with one half or one third of my deck
541 00:31:25,082 00:31:26,640 pick half... pick half...
542 00:31:26,839 00:31:29,643 it's less embarrassing it's less embarrassing
543 00:31:33,028 00:31:35,929 I think you're already playing with half a deck there buddy I think you're already playing with half a deck there buddy
544 00:31:36,128 00:31:37,452 no... no...
545 00:31:37,653 00:31:39,389 one third it is... one third it is...
546 00:31:41,490 00:31:42,877 you go first you go first
547 00:31:43,077 00:31:44,327 we're not cutting for it? we're not cutting for it?
548 00:31:48,468 00:31:49,483 start out strong start out strong
549 00:31:49,682 00:31:51,032 set yourself up for victory set yourself up for victory
550 00:31:51,901 00:31:54,201 there's a reason you're carrying three of these there's a reason you're carrying three of these
551 00:31:54,401 00:31:55,777 biggest turnip?! biggest turnip?!
552 00:31:55,977 00:31:57,470 quick 2 renown quick 2 renown
553 00:31:58,942 00:32:00,042 biggest turnip?! biggest turnip?!
554 00:32:00,262 00:32:03,246 not every quest gets to be epic not every quest gets to be epic
555 00:32:03,446 00:32:05,776 maybe I'm missing something maybe I'm missing something
556 00:32:05,977 00:32:09,167 what exactly is the big heroic deed here? what exactly is the big heroic deed here?
557 00:32:09,366 00:32:11,211 growing a giant freak vegetable? growing a giant freak vegetable?
558 00:32:11,411 00:32:13,005 more or less more or less
559 00:32:13,204 00:32:17,004 and said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game? and said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?
560 00:32:17,204 00:32:20,176 I don't think turnips are tubers I don't think turnips are tubers
561 00:32:20,376 00:32:21,711 so... so...
562 00:32:21,912 00:32:23,819 your empire's at war your empire's at war
563 00:32:24,019 00:32:26,593 and regardless of the tactical or and regardless of the tactical or
564 00:32:26,792 00:32:28,434 economic realities on the ground economic realities on the ground
565 00:32:28,634 00:32:32,248 you could theoretically win a military conflict you could theoretically win a military conflict
566 00:32:32,448 00:32:35,841 by growing a turgid bit of purple stew bait by growing a turgid bit of purple stew bait
567 00:32:38,012 00:32:40,970 hey, I have an idea how to end this flashback hey, I have an idea how to end this flashback
568 00:32:41,170 00:32:42,229 oh? oh?
569 00:32:49,490 00:32:51,010 turn turn
570 00:32:51,211 00:32:52,695 take another take another
571 00:32:53,736 00:32:54,772 I'm sorry? I'm sorry?
572 00:32:54,971 00:32:56,955 take another turn take another turn
573 00:32:57,155 00:32:58,341 I insist I insist
574 00:33:09,758 00:33:10,758 now take another now take another
575 00:33:12,306 00:33:13,434 come on man come on man
576 00:33:13,634 00:33:15,234 take take
577 00:33:15,434 00:33:16,561 another another
578 00:33:16,761 00:33:18,533 turn turn
579 00:33:47,646 00:33:49,027 it's like we talked about it's like we talked about
580 00:33:49,227 00:33:51,729 a desperate offer could save your ass a desperate offer could save your ass
581 00:33:51,929 00:33:55,274 you get 3 renown to give 1 of your quest rewards you get 3 renown to give 1 of your quest rewards
582 00:33:55,473 00:33:57,358 to one of your opponent's guys to one of your opponent's guys
583 00:33:57,558 00:33:58,943 and that helps me how? and that helps me how?
584 00:33:59,144 00:34:00,246 it might buy you a turn it might buy you a turn
585 00:34:00,445 00:34:01,445 might! might!
586 00:34:16,275 00:34:18,759 I said might I said might
587 00:34:18,958 00:34:21,607 a word of advice Mr. Cassidy a word of advice Mr. Cassidy
588 00:34:24,188 00:34:26,833 no matter how gimmicky your deck no matter how gimmicky your deck
589 00:34:27,032 00:34:29,561 the jank that gets you through the Swiss the jank that gets you through the Swiss
590 00:34:29,762 00:34:32,516 won't hold up in the elimination rounds won't hold up in the elimination rounds
591 00:34:34,864 00:34:36,826 tell your puppet master tell your puppet master
592 00:34:38,672 00:34:40,658 questing is dead questing is dead
593 00:34:45,791 00:34:47,655 our champion our champion
594 00:34:47,856 00:34:51,844 for the 10th consecutive year for the 10th consecutive year
595 00:34:52,043 00:34:53,759 the the
596 00:34:53,960 00:34:55,291 Meach! Meach!
597 00:34:55,492 00:34:57,653 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
598 00:34:57,853 00:34:59,424 Meach... Meach... Meach... Meach...
599 00:34:59,625 00:35:02,916 Gary it's conversations like these that keep you single Gary it's conversations like these that keep you single
600 00:35:03,117 00:35:06,345 but, but the logic bears out, right? but, but the logic bears out, right?
601 00:35:06,545 00:35:08,883 tell me I'm wrong here's the thing tell me I'm wrong here's the thing
602 00:35:09,083 00:35:11,581 I'm not! If I have to pick a side I'm not! If I have to pick a side
603 00:35:11,782 00:35:13,829 you do fine you do fine
604 00:35:14,030 00:35:16,419 yes, two dicks would grow back yes, two dicks would grow back
605 00:35:16,619 00:35:18,347 see? it's simple science! see? it's simple science!
606 00:35:18,547 00:35:21,028 I don't know what Lodge's problem is I don't know what Lodge's problem is
607 00:35:21,228 00:35:23,711 hey, hey ah, can I talk to you? please! hey, hey ah, can I talk to you? please!
608 00:35:23,911 00:35:26,082 hey! hey!
609 00:35:26,282 00:35:27,365 you did great you did great
610 00:35:27,565 00:35:29,628 he beat me in 9 cards he beat me in 9 cards
611 00:35:29,829 00:35:32,625 the Meach has won 4 Gencons! the Meach has won 4 Gencons!
612 00:35:32,824 00:35:35,641 he's arguably the best player in the game today he's arguably the best player in the game today
613 00:35:35,842 00:35:37,307 great, so... great, so...
614 00:35:37,507 00:35:39,482 how am I supposed to beat him at Gencon? how am I supposed to beat him at Gencon?
615 00:35:39,682 00:35:42,862 with any luck the legacy will knock him out of the tournament with any luck the legacy will knock him out of the tournament
616 00:35:43,063 00:35:45,164 ok, how am I supposed to beat the legacy? ok, how am I supposed to beat the legacy?
617 00:35:45,364 00:35:47,864 with any luck the Meach will knock them out of the tournament with any luck the Meach will knock them out of the tournament
618 00:35:48,065 00:35:49,099 you're not helping! you're not helping!
619 00:35:53,679 00:35:56,182 every year in the sweltering late August heat every year in the sweltering late August heat
620 00:35:56,382 00:35:59,057 a strange creature will follow its instinctual migration pattern a strange creature will follow its instinctual migration pattern
621 00:35:59,257 00:36:00,576 here to urban Indiana here to urban Indiana
622 00:36:00,775 00:36:01,797 the gamer the gamer
623 00:36:01,998 00:36:04,030 during this great annual migration during this great annual migration
624 00:36:04,230 00:36:06,434 gamers of all species from the Midwestern neck beard gamers of all species from the Midwestern neck beard
625 00:36:06,634 00:36:10,563 to quivering man joy will descend upon Indianapolis in the tens of thousands to quivering man joy will descend upon Indianapolis in the tens of thousands
626 00:36:10,762 00:36:12,978 a group of gamers, called a table a group of gamers, called a table
627 00:36:13,179 00:36:14,903 is virtually unheard of in these numbers is virtually unheard of in these numbers
628 00:36:15,103 00:36:17,336 but congregate they do every year but congregate they do every year
629 00:36:17,536 00:36:18,588 for Gencon for Gencon
630 00:36:18,789 00:36:22,541 they have come such a distance for the same reasons as any migratory mammal they have come such a distance for the same reasons as any migratory mammal
631 00:36:22,740 00:36:24,889 to build up resources for the long winter months to build up resources for the long winter months
632 00:36:25,090 00:36:26,119 and to mate. and to mate.
633 00:36:26,318 00:36:29,563 the pageantry of the 4 day con is not to be missed the pageantry of the 4 day con is not to be missed
634 00:36:29,762 00:36:33,237 members of this giant table will adorn themselves with colorful plumage members of this giant table will adorn themselves with colorful plumage
635 00:36:33,438 00:36:36,661 and perform bizarre mating displays to stand out from their rivals and perform bizarre mating displays to stand out from their rivals
636 00:36:36,860 00:36:39,717 competition among males for the demographically fewer females competition among males for the demographically fewer females
637 00:36:39,916 00:36:41,581 is fierce but seldom lethal is fierce but seldom lethal
638 00:36:41,780 00:36:43,916 of the gamers who do successfully mate of the gamers who do successfully mate
639 00:36:44,115 00:36:46,242 many will return a year later with their offspring many will return a year later with their offspring
640 00:36:46,443 00:36:49,364 the geeklet, assuring the cycle of gamer life will continue the geeklet, assuring the cycle of gamer life will continue
641 00:36:49,563 00:36:51,109 for at least another generation for at least another generation
642 00:36:51,309 00:36:54,898 but for every successful pairing there are multitude of failures but for every successful pairing there are multitude of failures
643 00:36:55,097 00:36:57,969 male gamers who fail to successfully find a mate male gamers who fail to successfully find a mate
644 00:36:58,170 00:37:00,626 must return to their feeding grounds alone must return to their feeding grounds alone
645 00:37:00,827 00:37:03,511 where they will content themselves with their comic books where they will content themselves with their comic books
646 00:37:03,710 00:37:06,850 video games, and their latent misogyny video games, and their latent misogyny
647 00:37:08,510 00:37:10,842 I knew you had it in you. I knew you had it in you.
648 00:37:11,041 00:37:12,442 you're being a bit of a dick you're being a bit of a dick
649 00:37:13,010 00:37:14,760 come on, we gotta get you signed up come on, we gotta get you signed up
650 00:37:14,960 00:37:16,398 keep working on that! keep working on that!
651 00:37:16,599 00:37:18,416 yes my master! yes my master!
652 00:37:28,766 00:37:29,810 ok ok
653 00:37:30,010 00:37:32,371 today's all about placing high enough in the Swiss today's all about placing high enough in the Swiss
654 00:37:32,572 00:37:34,823 that you advance to the elimination rounds that you advance to the elimination rounds
655 00:37:35,023 00:37:37,054 that's where the real fight begins that's where the real fight begins
656 00:37:37,253 00:37:39,795 but first we gotta get your deck logged in the... but first we gotta get your deck logged in the...
657 00:37:39,996 00:37:41,726 are you even listening? are you even listening?
658 00:37:49,786 00:37:52,018 oh Fortuna... oh Fortuna...
659 00:37:53,547 00:37:55,182 hey Natalie! hey Natalie!
660 00:37:55,382 00:37:57,981 hey wenchhead! hey wenchhead!
661 00:37:58,181 00:38:00,859 remember me? I'm the guy who's gonna put your king on the throne remember me? I'm the guy who's gonna put your king on the throne
662 00:38:01,059 00:38:02,201 right! right!
663 00:38:02,400 00:38:04,038 only it's queen only it's queen
664 00:38:04,239 00:38:06,750 and.. oh dear god you thought I was serious and.. oh dear god you thought I was serious
665 00:38:06,949 00:38:09,297 I expect that date when I win I expect that date when I win
666 00:38:12,454 00:38:14,211 awesome why's a bowling team here? awesome why's a bowling team here?
667 00:38:14,411 00:38:15,629 so full disclosure so full disclosure
668 00:38:15,829 00:38:20,233 my tazer's not actually legal in the states had to send away for it to Singapore my tazer's not actually legal in the states had to send away for it to Singapore
669 00:38:20,434 00:38:23,763 I'm detecting a hint of negativity I'm detecting a hint of negativity
670 00:38:26,244 00:38:27,637 it's a.. it's you! it's a.. it's you!
671 00:38:27,838 00:38:30,532 from... right! yeah! from... right! yeah!
672 00:38:30,731 00:38:33,561 displaced military switch tacs yeah! displaced military switch tacs yeah!
673 00:38:34,085 00:38:35,487 you're telling me he plays? you're telling me he plays?
674 00:38:36,288 00:38:37,288 are you joking? are you joking?
675 00:38:37,487 00:38:39,725 oh my gosh, he's awesome well... oh my gosh, he's awesome well...
676 00:38:39,925 00:38:42,632 you lasted what like nine cards against the Meach? you lasted what like nine cards against the Meach?
677 00:38:42,833 00:38:44,648 9 cards, yeah 9 cards, yeah
678 00:38:45,766 00:38:47,416 they got a lot to say don't they? they got a lot to say don't they?
679 00:38:47,615 00:38:48,940 have you recruited him yet? have you recruited him yet?
680 00:38:49,141 00:38:52,297 ah... why no she has not tell me more ah... why no she has not tell me more
681 00:38:52,496 00:38:55,257 oh man, check it oh man, check it
682 00:38:55,456 00:38:57,869 so a bunch of us story players formed so a bunch of us story players formed
683 00:38:58,070 00:39:00,255 an alliance an alliance
684 00:39:00,454 00:39:02,362 to take down the legacy, and... to take down the legacy, and...
685 00:39:02,563 00:39:04,112 keep questing in the game. keep questing in the game.
686 00:39:04,311 00:39:08,518 we're gonna get the best anti-starvation deck into the finals we're gonna get the best anti-starvation deck into the finals
687 00:39:08,717 00:39:11,877 whether it's ours or somebody else's whether it's ours or somebody else's
688 00:39:13,059 00:39:14,059 isn't that great? isn't that great?
689 00:39:14,260 00:39:16,400 oh check it, even we got buttons! oh check it, even we got buttons!
690 00:39:16,599 00:39:19,259 buttons, wheeee! buttons, wheeee!
691 00:39:19,460 00:39:21,293 wait, wait, so... wait, wait, so...
692 00:39:21,492 00:39:23,661 it's an alliance to lose? it's an alliance to lose?
693 00:39:23,860 00:39:26,703 clearly nothing that you would be interested in clearly nothing that you would be interested in
694 00:39:26,903 00:39:28,532 it's an alliance to win it's an alliance to win
695 00:39:28,733 00:39:29,935 as a team as a team
696 00:39:30,135 00:39:31,561 oh shit, like NASCAR? oh shit, like NASCAR?
697 00:39:34,324 00:39:36,145 and we'd love to have you man and we'd love to have you man
698 00:39:37,657 00:39:39,355 ah... ah...
699 00:39:41,492 00:39:42,905 here's the thing... here's the thing...
700 00:39:43,105 00:39:46,119 I'm trying to wrangle a date with ginger smack over there I'm trying to wrangle a date with ginger smack over there
701 00:39:46,320 00:39:48,815 Natalie? yes and I can't do that Natalie? yes and I can't do that
702 00:39:49,014 00:39:52,260 unless I get her monarch ass down on the god head seat so... unless I get her monarch ass down on the god head seat so...
703 00:39:53,632 00:39:54,632 I have to win I have to win
704 00:40:02,425 00:40:03,726 just gimme the damn button just gimme the damn button
705 00:40:07,554 00:40:11,054 I wanted to thank everyone for making nine empires the game it is today I wanted to thank everyone for making nine empires the game it is today
706 00:40:11,253 00:40:13,418 you know 15 years ago when we started this people told us you know 15 years ago when we started this people told us
707 00:40:13,619 00:40:17,146 we were crazy for making a card game where the players could influence the story we were crazy for making a card game where the players could influence the story
708 00:40:17,347 00:40:19,086 and, well, they were right and, well, they were right
709 00:40:19,286 00:40:21,071 but here we still are but here we still are
710 00:40:21,271 00:40:25,032 and here's your head writer for nine empires: Penelope Chalk and here's your head writer for nine empires: Penelope Chalk
711 00:40:27,766 00:40:30,766 The fate of the world lies in your hands brothers and sisters The fate of the world lies in your hands brothers and sisters
712 00:40:30,965 00:40:34,353 in 3 days time we will crown our new monarch in 3 days time we will crown our new monarch
713 00:40:34,552 00:40:36,255 until then until then
714 00:40:36,456 00:40:39,032 we cry havoc! HAVOC! we cry havoc! HAVOC!
715 00:40:39,231 00:40:41,717 cry havoc! HAVOC! cry havoc! HAVOC!
716 00:40:41,918 00:40:43,807 let slip the dogs of war! let slip the dogs of war!
717 00:40:49,960 00:40:51,254 it's a dollar per roll it's a dollar per roll
718 00:40:51,454 00:40:54,239 or 7 for five, but you have to roll or 7 for five, but you have to roll
719 00:40:54,438 00:40:56,884 and you only get a kiss on the cheek if you roll a 20 and you only get a kiss on the cheek if you roll a 20
720 00:40:57,083 00:40:58,927 otherwise, it's a chocolate kiss otherwise, it's a chocolate kiss
721 00:40:59,128 00:41:02,679 so 1.4 rolls per dollar at the wholesale rate so 1.4 rolls per dollar at the wholesale rate
722 00:41:02,878 00:41:05,078 with a 5% chance of return will yield a total with a 5% chance of return will yield a total
723 00:41:05,278 00:41:08,659 bulk value of approximately $14.25 per kiss bulk value of approximately $14.25 per kiss
724 00:41:08,858 00:41:09,951 so, here... so, here...
725 00:41:10,152 00:41:12,914 is five hundred dollars is five hundred dollars
726 00:41:13,992 00:41:15,791 you owe me 35 kisses you owe me 35 kisses
727 00:41:17,302 00:41:18,394 it's for charity it's for charity
728 00:41:21,974 00:41:22,974 come here come here come here come here
729 00:41:24,784 00:41:26,384 badges please badges please
730 00:41:28,172 00:41:29,722 there's so much cool stuff here there's so much cool stuff here
731 00:41:29,922 00:41:31,967 oh that's really nifty oh that's really nifty
732 00:41:32,168 00:41:33,635 there's so much going on there's so much going on
733 00:41:33,835 00:41:35,963 CHIBI CHAN! CHIBI CHAN!
734 00:41:36,164 00:41:41,752 CHIBI CHIBI CHIBICHAN CHIBI CHAAAAAN CHIBI CHIBI CHIBICHAN CHIBI CHAAAAAN
735 00:41:41,952 00:41:43,683 CHIBI CHAAAAN CHIBI CHAAAAN
736 00:41:43,882 00:41:45,165 CHIBI CHAN! CHIBI CHAN!
737 00:41:45,365 00:41:46,498 Hey look! CHIBI Hey look! CHIBI
738 00:41:46,697 00:41:49,440 I don't have a problem with you man I don't have a problem with you man
739 00:41:49,639 00:41:51,859 we can both enjoy the con, ok? we can both enjoy the con, ok?
740 00:41:52,059 00:41:55,045 you go your way, and I'll go mine you go your way, and I'll go mine
741 00:41:56,280 00:41:58,630 CHIBI CHAN what the hell did you just say to me? CHIBI CHAN what the hell did you just say to me?
742 00:41:58,829 00:42:01,182 ah CHIBI.. huh? ah CHIBI.. huh?
743 00:42:01,282 00:42:02,282 CHAN! CHAN!
744 00:42:02,483 00:42:04,314 you think I'm just gonna stand here and take that, huh? you think I'm just gonna stand here and take that, huh?
745 00:42:04,514 00:42:05,663 CHIBI CHAN? CHIBI CHAN?
746 00:42:09,585 00:42:11,045 we may have a situation we may have a situation
747 00:42:14,829 00:42:16,994 take it back, take it back take it back, take it back
748 00:42:17,193 00:42:17,951 is this man bothering you? is this man bothering you?
749 00:42:18,150 00:42:19,616 this is no man! this is no man!
750 00:42:19,817 00:42:21,621 hey, hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey
751 00:42:21,822 00:42:24,637 sorry sorry sorry sorry
752 00:42:24,836 00:42:26,719 sorry, our friend's dehydrated sorry, our friend's dehydrated
753 00:42:26,920 00:42:28,682 that humidity and air that humidity and air
754 00:42:28,882 00:42:32,692 you guys, totally worth taking those ewoks you guys, totally worth taking those ewoks
755 00:42:34,650 00:42:37,174 I hate ewoks! I hate ewoks!
756 00:42:37,375 00:42:39,369 CHIBI CHAN CHIBI CHAN
757 00:42:51,949 00:42:53,377 good game well played good game well played
758 00:42:57,635 00:42:59,067 how are you doing this? how are you doing this?
759 00:42:59,268 00:43:01,853 were you just pretending not to play? were you just pretending not to play?
760 00:43:02,052 00:43:04,690 because I need a pity victory because I'm a girl? because I need a pity victory because I'm a girl?
761 00:43:04,891 00:43:07,010 I'm five and one today dude I'm five and one today dude
762 00:43:07,210 00:43:09,422 hey, not what he's thinking hey, not what he's thinking
763 00:43:09,623 00:43:10,628 at all at all
764 00:43:10,827 00:43:13,056 I mean your, eh... you... you... I mean your, eh... you... you...
765 00:43:13,257 00:43:17,764 being elite is not even on his mind right? being elite is not even on his mind right?
766 00:43:17,963 00:43:19,779 you ok? so... you ok? so...
767 00:43:19,980 00:43:22,628 what does it matter if he just learned how to play the game? what does it matter if he just learned how to play the game?
768 00:43:22,827 00:43:25,063 he's... what are you today? four and two he's... what are you today? four and two
769 00:43:25,264 00:43:26,483 he's four and two he's four and two
770 00:43:26,682 00:43:29,447 do you know what that means? I do. It means that if he do you know what that means? I do. It means that if he
771 00:43:29,648 00:43:32,405 wins the next match we all advance wins the next match we all advance
772 00:43:32,606 00:43:33,697 alright? alright?
773 00:43:33,896 00:43:37,030 that's some go team stuff right there right? that's some go team stuff right there right?
774 00:43:37,231 00:43:38,592 that's why we're here that's why we're here
775 00:43:39,740 00:43:40,813 female female
776 00:43:41,014 00:43:42,014 shoo! shoo!
777 00:43:48,396 00:43:50,518 you got a pretty mouth you got a pretty mouth
778 00:43:56,626 00:43:59,867 Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen Buxtehude, you are summoned to the queen
779 00:44:00,068 00:44:02,908 It is as I feared war has come to Holden It is as I feared war has come to Holden
780 00:44:03,108 00:44:06,964 the dread army of Ixhasa marches against us the dread army of Ixhasa marches against us
781 00:44:07,164 00:44:09,814 at the very least we can stop wondering when they come at the very least we can stop wondering when they come
782 00:44:14,893 00:44:17,135 the undead are already burning our crops the undead are already burning our crops
783 00:44:17,335 00:44:18,549 blading our fields blading our fields
784 00:44:18,750 00:44:21,704 they aim to starve us out! they aim to starve us out!
785 00:44:21,905 00:44:25,011 if anything we can thank them for using consistent tactics if anything we can thank them for using consistent tactics
786 00:44:25,210 00:44:26,920 one mo one mo
787 00:44:28,398 00:44:30,538 what quest awaits us? what quest awaits us?
788 00:44:30,737 00:44:31,734 to pale mountain? to pale mountain?
789 00:44:31,934 00:44:34,139 we need to stop an army not have questions answered we need to stop an army not have questions answered
790 00:44:34,338 00:44:36,304 the apple of life then? no one's died the apple of life then? no one's died
791 00:44:36,503 00:44:38,034 besides we'd never complete it besides we'd never complete it
792 00:44:38,235 00:44:39,401 why wouldn't I complete it? why wouldn't I complete it?
793 00:44:39,601 00:44:41,927 because they'd never find your body because they'd never find your body
794 00:44:42,126 00:44:47,362 this card needs to be torn in half to activate the quest reward this card needs to be torn in half to activate the quest reward
795 00:44:47,561 00:44:48,929 it's a rare rare it's a rare rare
796 00:44:49,128 00:44:51,891 a Gencon participation card from 98 a Gencon participation card from 98
797 00:44:52,092 00:44:54,257 there were only 500 of these ever printed there were only 500 of these ever printed
798 00:44:54,456 00:44:58,724 just slide that back in your deck just slide that back in your deck
799 00:44:58,925 00:45:01,398 then where are we bound with the dead at our door? then where are we bound with the dead at our door?
800 00:45:01,597 00:45:03,748 plague of locusts on your farm plague of locusts on your farm
801 00:45:03,949 00:45:06,557 consistent tactics plague of locusts on your other farm consistent tactics plague of locusts on your other farm
802 00:45:09,088 00:45:10,500 I take the field I take the field
803 00:45:10,701 00:45:11,326 turn turn
804 00:45:17,487 00:45:18,579 here here
805 00:45:18,780 00:45:20,979 let's find a most peculiar lamp with all haste let's find a most peculiar lamp with all haste
806 00:45:21,179 00:45:22,260 thwarting thwarting
807 00:45:22,460 00:45:24,089 with skinny with skinny
808 00:45:25,704 00:45:28,854 according to my father's notes the lamp was entombed in the wall according to my father's notes the lamp was entombed in the wall
809 00:45:50,815 00:45:52,629 winded old man? winded old man?
810 00:46:08,878 00:46:11,383 ehhhh you again ehhhh you again
811 00:46:11,583 00:46:12,583 I'm... sorry? I'm... sorry?
812 00:46:12,782 00:46:16,764 you're about to wish for a bountiful harvest to feed your people you're about to wish for a bountiful harvest to feed your people
813 00:46:16,963 00:46:19,871 and torrential rain to turn your home battlefield to mud and torrential rain to turn your home battlefield to mud
814 00:46:20,070 00:46:21,971 this will stymie the dread army this will stymie the dread army
815 00:46:22,172 00:46:27,375 and buy you enough time to quest for victory, yay... and buy you enough time to quest for victory, yay...
816 00:46:29,583 00:46:30,624 yeah that sounds good yeah that sounds good
817 00:46:30,824 00:46:32,036 well? well?
818 00:46:33,132 00:46:35,064 yes, we'll do that yes, we'll do that
819 00:46:38,219 00:46:40,961 you actually have to say that you... you actually have to say that you...
820 00:46:41,161 00:46:44,432 we wish for a... bountiful harvest we wish for a... bountiful harvest
821 00:46:44,632 00:46:48,762 which is ho in this season and pairs quite nicely with... which is ho in this season and pairs quite nicely with...
822 00:46:48,963 00:46:50,360 torrential rain torrential rain
823 00:46:50,559 00:46:52,594 and maya for my third and maya for my third
824 00:47:02,253 00:47:04,372 that is a bounty that is a bounty
825 00:47:04,572 00:47:07,101 you're the first guy to knock a legacy player out of the tournament you're the first guy to knock a legacy player out of the tournament
826 00:47:07,300 00:47:10,735 ok, so, these you can totally redeem for other cards ok, so, these you can totally redeem for other cards
827 00:47:10,934 00:47:13,375 and this book is a history of the game and this book is a history of the game
828 00:47:17,563 00:47:20,063 ok... so he can play ok... so he can play
829 00:47:20,262 00:47:23,414 ok so he can play hell yes he can play! ok so he can play hell yes he can play!
830 00:47:23,614 00:47:24,867 you lost! you lost!
831 00:47:25,068 00:47:26,068 to whom? to whom?
832 00:47:28,617 00:47:30,378 who the hell is that? who the hell is that?
833 00:47:31,079 00:47:34,289 some punk throwing vintage quests out of Holden some punk throwing vintage quests out of Holden
834 00:47:34,489 00:47:37,755 quests? you lost to a quest deck? quests? you lost to a quest deck?
835 00:47:40,367 00:47:41,682 fascinating... fascinating...
836 00:47:41,882 00:47:43,749 your wishes are granted your wishes are granted
837 00:47:43,949 00:47:45,159 I thank you I thank you
838 00:47:45,360 00:47:47,387 to Holden? oh no need to Holden? oh no need
839 00:47:47,588 00:47:49,632 your enemy has withdrawn your enemy has withdrawn
840 00:47:51,326 00:47:53,842 how can you know that? how can you know that?
841 00:47:55,969 00:47:57,621 because... because...
842 00:47:57,822 00:48:01,878 this is hardly the first time we've done this dance this is hardly the first time we've done this dance
843 00:48:02,077 00:48:04,568 it's not always the same enemy it's not always the same enemy
844 00:48:04,768 00:48:06,672 and it's not always you or the pair'em and it's not always you or the pair'em
845 00:48:07,172 00:48:10,900 and you are not always victorious and you are not always victorious
846 00:48:12,768 00:48:16,132 you do usually have the turnip though you do usually have the turnip though
847 00:48:17,454 00:48:21,128 ignore him he'd trick you out of your last wish ignore him he'd trick you out of your last wish
848 00:48:21,327 00:48:24,820 does this have something to do with this... does this have something to do with this...
849 00:48:25,021 00:48:26,649 sense that I've been living the same moments sense that I've been living the same moments
850 00:48:26,849 00:48:28,615 over, and over again? over, and over again?
851 00:48:28,815 00:48:33,686 my... you are a perceptive one my... you are a perceptive one
852 00:48:35,132 00:48:36,767 excuse us excuse us
853 00:48:43,416 00:48:45,344 what are you talking about? what are you talking about?
854 00:48:45,543 00:48:47,350 it's hard to say, it's it's... it's hard to say, it's it's...
855 00:48:47,550 00:48:51,519 it's a feeling like a dream you can't quite remember it's a feeling like a dream you can't quite remember
856 00:48:51,719 00:48:54,940 a sense that we've done it all before a sense that we've done it all before
857 00:48:55,141 00:48:58,744 like we're trying to remember the steps to a dance that we can't like we're trying to remember the steps to a dance that we can't
858 00:48:58,943 00:49:01,248 quite recall until we're dancing it again quite recall until we're dancing it again
859 00:49:01,447 00:49:04,922 the phrase you're looking for which from a language of the phrase you're looking for which from a language of
860 00:49:05,123 00:49:09,335 artiste and romance is deja vu artiste and romance is deja vu
861 00:49:09,534 00:49:11,514 I would know more of this I would know more of this
862 00:49:11,715 00:49:13,704 how to explain... how to explain...
863 00:49:14,505 00:49:19,099 this realm is locked in a quantum state this realm is locked in a quantum state
864 00:49:21,661 00:49:25,519 your world exists only as possibilities your world exists only as possibilities
865 00:49:25,719 00:49:28,705 this encounter is but one of many iterations this encounter is but one of many iterations
866 00:49:28,905 00:49:30,534 shadows... shadows...
867 00:49:30,735 00:49:33,360 like the one you may become like the one you may become
868 00:49:34,159 00:49:36,678 of a single true reality of a single true reality
869 00:49:36,878 00:49:38,732 that has yet to be determined that has yet to be determined
870 00:49:39,532 00:49:43,447 when this version of events fade it will do so as a dream when this version of events fade it will do so as a dream
871 00:49:43,648 00:49:47,738 but one you will not remember for it will never have occurred but one you will not remember for it will never have occurred
872 00:49:48,807 00:49:50,407 and you and you
873 00:49:50,608 00:49:53,368 will return to the place you always do will return to the place you always do
874 00:49:54,552 00:49:57,623 I am summoned to the queen I am summoned to the queen
875 00:49:57,824 00:50:02,269 with no memory this has happened a thousand times before with no memory this has happened a thousand times before
876 00:50:03,338 00:50:04,375 this can't be true this can't be true
877 00:50:04,576 00:50:06,632 this can't possibly be true this can't possibly be true
878 00:50:09,695 00:50:12,456 good to be here it's good to be here good to be here it's good to be here
879 00:50:15,463 00:50:16,250 so... so...
880 00:50:16,449 00:50:17,143 iron chops iron chops
881 00:50:17,342 00:50:22,215 Jayce would like to invite you... Oh.. no no no, and others... Jayce would like to invite you... Oh.. no no no, and others...
882 00:50:24,320 00:50:26,393 Jayce and other members of the alliance Jayce and other members of the alliance
883 00:50:26,594 00:50:29,291 would like to invite you to the LARP tonight would like to invite you to the LARP tonight
884 00:50:34,409 00:50:37,192 sorry, I don't LARP sorry, I don't LARP
885 00:50:37,391 00:50:40,145 I'm not a.. LARPER I'm not a.. LARPER
886 00:50:41,951 00:50:46,159 so, furries are people that LARPers make fun of so, furries are people that LARPers make fun of
887 00:50:46,360 00:50:49,535 and LARPers are people that gamers make fun of and LARPers are people that gamers make fun of
888 00:50:49,735 00:50:51,875 and gamers are people that people make fun of and gamers are people that people make fun of
889 00:50:52,074 00:50:55,551 plus I'm gaming with my group for the first time in like... plus I'm gaming with my group for the first time in like...
890 00:50:55,751 00:50:58,416 a year, so... which sounds a year, so... which sounds
891 00:50:58,615 00:51:00,025 that sounds awesome that sounds awesome
892 00:51:00,224 00:51:03,112 that's very cool that's very cool
893 00:51:03,311 00:51:07,175 but if you change your mind for real you are invited so but if you change your mind for real you are invited so
894 00:51:07,376 00:51:08,914 please stop by please stop by
895 00:51:17,744 00:51:18,813 what's happening? what's happening?
896 00:51:19,014 00:51:21,079 is the world ending? is the world ending?
897 00:51:21,278 00:51:26,447 not ending... just resetting. not ending... just resetting.
898 00:51:28,262 00:51:30,519 and we'll not remember this? and we'll not remember this?
899 00:51:31,219 00:51:34,003 I won't forget, I couldn't I won't forget, I couldn't
900 00:51:34,704 00:51:36,079 I'll remember it all I'll remember it all
901 00:51:36,278 00:51:39,882 stop that you can't know what I'm going to say stop that you can't know what I'm going to say
902 00:51:40,081 00:51:41,384 gargoyle gargoyle
903 00:51:41,585 00:51:42,907 lemon tart lemon tart
904 00:51:43,106 00:51:44,954 dance on my face! dance on my face!
905 00:51:52,773 00:51:56,050 there is one rather major variation this time around there is one rather major variation this time around
906 00:51:56,750 00:51:58,931 I'm surprised you haven't spotted it I'm surprised you haven't spotted it
907 00:52:00,346 00:52:04,496 you only used two... I wish to remem... you only used two... I wish to remem...
908 00:52:06,233 00:52:07,541 so... so...
909 00:52:07,742 00:52:10,269 I made it to the elimination round no surprises there I made it to the elimination round no surprises there
910 00:52:10,469 00:52:15,279 ok, so, where were we? ok, so, where were we?
911 00:52:15,480 00:52:18,771 ah, yes... ah, yes...
912 00:52:18,972 00:52:22,233 the shadow no wilk wait, I want to savor this the shadow no wilk wait, I want to savor this
913 00:52:22,432 00:52:24,929 it's been so long it's been so long
914 00:52:31,079 00:52:33,021 ok, go ok, go
915 00:52:33,221 00:52:37,516 the shadow welcomes you into his chamber the shadow welcomes you into his chamber
916 00:52:37,717 00:52:40,980 please, sit please, sit
917 00:52:53,528 00:52:56,217 I'm pretty certain he's dead I'm pretty certain he's dead
918 00:52:56,416 00:52:58,342 are you certain? quite are you certain? quite
919 00:52:58,541 00:53:01,835 I'm afraid the homicidal slattern murdered him I'm afraid the homicidal slattern murdered him
920 00:53:02,034 00:53:04,370 with my minion knife with my minion knife
921 00:53:04,570 00:53:05,932 see? see?
922 00:53:06,132 00:53:08,596 oh yes, of course. oh yes, of course.
923 00:53:08,795 00:53:12,299 minion knife? well yea, not gonna get minion blood minion knife? well yea, not gonna get minion blood
924 00:53:12,500 00:53:14,577 all over my main weapon all over my main weapon
925 00:53:14,777 00:53:18,278 how are you a cleric? how are you a cleric?
926 00:53:18,478 00:53:20,783 the lord works in mysterious ways the lord works in mysterious ways
927 00:53:20,983 00:53:22,579 enough of your games, demon enough of your games, demon
928 00:53:22,780 00:53:26,915 games? what have I done other than offer you refreshment games? what have I done other than offer you refreshment
929 00:53:27,114 00:53:30,114 and watch you reassassinate my servant? and watch you reassassinate my servant?
930 00:53:30,315 00:53:34,671 the girl, the princess, where is she where did you take her? the girl, the princess, where is she where did you take her?
931 00:53:34,871 00:53:38,625 now that, is a matter of no light conversation now that, is a matter of no light conversation
932 00:53:42,090 00:53:45,383 please, sit please, sit
933 00:53:52,496 00:53:54,699 that wasn't so bad now, was it? that wasn't so bad now, was it?
934 00:53:54,900 00:53:59,599 it's been so long since I've had stimulating conversation it's been so long since I've had stimulating conversation
935 00:53:59,798 00:54:01,329 CHIBIII CHAAAAN CHIBIII CHAAAAN
936 00:54:01,530 00:54:03,551 no! no! no! no!
937 00:54:07,947 00:54:09,269 CHIBI CHAAAN! CHIBI CHAAAN!
938 00:54:10,496 00:54:11,894 well we've lost Gary well we've lost Gary
939 00:54:16,123 00:54:18,929 so... same time next year? so... same time next year?
940 00:54:19,128 00:54:22,630 you got a lot of nerve showing your face around here you got a lot of nerve showing your face around here
941 00:54:22,829 00:54:26,471 look dude you can't harass the mascots ok? (Cease your chattering, manflesh) look dude you can't harass the mascots ok? (Cease your chattering, manflesh)
942 00:54:29,228 00:54:33,485 chill (Or you shall meet the same doom as your friends) chill (Or you shall meet the same doom as your friends)
943 00:54:37,219 00:54:39,356 we might need security we might need security
944 00:54:39,556 00:54:42,571 CHIBI CHAN (That's right, I killed them) CHIBI CHAN (That's right, I killed them)
945 00:54:42,771 00:54:44,806 CHIBI CHAAAN (I killed them all) CHIBI CHAAAN (I killed them all)
946 00:54:45,005 00:54:48,483 CHIBI CHAN (Their tears were delicious) CHIBI CHAN (Their tears were delicious)
947 00:54:48,684 00:54:50,709 CHIBI CHAN! (and there's nothing you could do to stop me) CHIBI CHAN! (and there's nothing you could do to stop me)
948 00:54:50,909 00:54:53,733 CHIBI CHAN! (JUST LIKE LAST TIME!) CHIBI CHAN! (JUST LIKE LAST TIME!)
949 00:55:02,411 00:55:04,525 dude, are you ok? dude, are you ok?
950 00:55:11,266 00:55:13,928 I need security in the ... small room I need security in the ... small room
951 00:55:14,916 00:55:16,897 every damn con every damn con
952 00:55:17,097 00:55:18,103 CHIBI CHAN CHIBI CHAN
953 00:55:24,666 00:55:26,836 If we cannot come to some accord If we cannot come to some accord
954 00:55:27,036 00:55:32,193 find some way to trust each other and form a united front find some way to trust each other and form a united front
955 00:55:32,393 00:55:35,619 the Ixhasa will reach the god head seat the Ixhasa will reach the god head seat
956 00:55:35,820 00:55:40,019 and an age of darkness will consume us all and an age of darkness will consume us all
957 00:55:40,219 00:55:43,445 and out of character that means questing is dead and out of character that means questing is dead
958 00:55:43,646 00:55:46,021 and I'd rather not have that happen on my watch and I'd rather not have that happen on my watch
959 00:55:46,221 00:55:49,228 the Tuatha will join the alliance with Holden the Tuatha will join the alliance with Holden
960 00:55:49,427 00:55:54,384 if you hand over the traitor Dundereal if you hand over the traitor Dundereal
961 00:55:54,583 00:55:58,413 you do not represent the Tuatha you speak for the Unseely you do not represent the Tuatha you speak for the Unseely
962 00:55:58,612 00:56:01,268 The Unseely won the war The Unseely won the war
963 00:56:01,467 00:56:06,210 and so we are the Tuatha and so we are the Tuatha
964 00:56:06,409 00:56:10,251 the price for our cooperation is your Seely prince the price for our cooperation is your Seely prince
965 00:56:10,452 00:56:11,495 Never! Never!
966 00:56:11,695 00:56:14,353 nice timing by the way thanks nice timing by the way thanks
967 00:56:14,552 00:56:16,484 did someone mention prices? did someone mention prices?
968 00:56:16,684 00:56:18,514 we of ash are listening we of ash are listening
969 00:56:18,713 00:56:20,505 what Malchior needs is food what Malchior needs is food
970 00:56:20,706 00:56:22,672 yet you built your kingdom on a mountaintop yet you built your kingdom on a mountaintop
971 00:56:22,871 00:56:27,849 food or land. Give us a farming province we'll send you an army food or land. Give us a farming province we'll send you an army
972 00:56:28,050 00:56:31,552 no sell it to us, we'll give you a good price no sell it to us, we'll give you a good price
973 00:56:31,751 00:56:34,112 why should it fall to us to fight the dreaded army why should it fall to us to fight the dreaded army
974 00:56:34,311 00:56:36,740 it's clear whose fault this is it's clear whose fault this is
975 00:56:36,940 00:56:41,403 Arcanix they shattered the new mountain with their magics Arcanix they shattered the new mountain with their magics
976 00:56:41,603 00:56:44,106 and exposed the sea you will not put this on us and exposed the sea you will not put this on us
977 00:56:44,306 00:56:46,046 no.. excuse me no.. excuse me
978 00:56:46,246 00:56:51,391 you provoked them with your crazy magics you provoked them with your crazy magics
979 00:56:51,592 00:56:54,615 that pyramid was under water till you woke them up that pyramid was under water till you woke them up
980 00:56:54,815 00:56:58,149 and now that we have awoken you are all doomed and now that we have awoken you are all doomed
981 00:56:58,349 00:57:01,895 if you want our help it might be wise not to insult us if you want our help it might be wise not to insult us
982 00:57:02,096 00:57:05,697 all of you! all doomed all of you! all doomed
983 00:57:05,896 00:57:09,000 if it's anyone's fault its yours a city king bomb was supposed if it's anyone's fault its yours a city king bomb was supposed
984 00:57:09,199 00:57:11,221 to destroy the seat entirely to destroy the seat entirely
985 00:57:15,563 00:57:16,597 what... what? what... what?
986 00:57:21,594 00:57:25,241 dudes seriously those costumes are unreal you guys went all out dudes seriously those costumes are unreal you guys went all out
987 00:57:33,844 00:57:35,809 ok a little too into it ok a little too into it
988 00:57:41,242 00:57:42,592 why does it keep happening? why does it keep happening?
989 00:57:43,693 00:57:46,182 nice! can barely tell the tale nice! can barely tell the tale
990 00:57:46,382 00:57:48,554 I'm so glad you changed your mind I'm so glad you changed your mind
991 00:57:49,253 00:57:50,733 I was hoping you'd come I was hoping you'd come
992 00:57:50,934 00:57:52,690 why aren't you wearing a costume? why aren't you wearing a costume?
993 00:57:52,889 00:57:56,387 oh I, I am, I'm LARPING as a guy who hates LARPING oh I, I am, I'm LARPING as a guy who hates LARPING
994 00:57:57,288 00:57:58,815 she's behind me isn't she? she's behind me isn't she?
995 00:57:59,014 00:58:00,158 yea... directly. yea... directly.
996 00:58:01,059 00:58:03,662 look, this may look stupid to you look, this may look stupid to you
997 00:58:03,862 00:58:06,130 but it's one of the highlights of my year but it's one of the highlights of my year
998 00:58:06,731 00:58:09,056 so if you're gonna be a colossal dick so if you're gonna be a colossal dick
999 00:58:09,956 00:58:12,005 just go dick it up in the corner just go dick it up in the corner
1000 00:58:25,860 00:58:27,445 where were we? where were we?
1001 00:58:28,746 00:58:30,625 you were belittling us you were belittling us
1002 00:58:30,824 00:58:33,938 so much for your vaunted technology so much for your vaunted technology
1003 00:58:34,139 00:58:36,276 so how is it I haven't seen you at a tourney? so how is it I haven't seen you at a tourney?
1004 00:58:36,476 00:58:39,597 vintage cards like that you just don't find them laying around vintage cards like that you just don't find them laying around
1005 00:58:39,797 00:58:41,889 ah they're a friend's ah they're a friend's
1006 00:58:42,088 00:58:44,076 I'm just passing through I'm just passing through
1007 00:58:44,775 00:58:46,980 well enjoy it while you can well enjoy it while you can
1008 00:58:47,181 00:58:49,416 this might be going away this might be going away
1009 00:58:49,617 00:58:51,370 a lot of players are leaving the game a lot of players are leaving the game
1010 00:58:51,570 00:58:53,266 yeah, but, not these guys yeah, but, not these guys
1011 00:58:55,101 00:58:56,110 really? really?
1012 00:58:56,309 00:58:58,074 aren't these your most hardcore fans? aren't these your most hardcore fans?
1013 00:58:58,275 00:59:00,692 they can't stand to see what the legacy is doing to the game they can't stand to see what the legacy is doing to the game
1014 00:59:00,891 00:59:03,698 con after con tourney after tourney con after con tourney after tourney
1015 00:59:03,898 00:59:05,887 what they need is hope really what they need is hope really
1016 00:59:07,646 00:59:09,381 what they need is a champion what they need is a champion
1017 00:59:10,047 00:59:11,750 I'm just passing through I'm just passing through
1018 00:59:17,177 00:59:20,329 hey we didn't see you complain when our a-bomb blew up the god king hey we didn't see you complain when our a-bomb blew up the god king
1019 00:59:20,530 00:59:22,245 and that was our last chance to get home and that was our last chance to get home
1020 00:59:22,445 00:59:24,555 we'd help miss we'd help miss
1021 00:59:25,454 00:59:28,547 but there's just goddamn too few of us but there's just goddamn too few of us
1022 00:59:28,746 00:59:31,452 we can't risk open warfare and leave the home state undefended we can't risk open warfare and leave the home state undefended
1023 00:59:32,152 00:59:33,594 what about your neighbors what about your neighbors
1024 00:59:33,795 00:59:35,340 would they be of any help? HAH! would they be of any help? HAH!
1025 00:59:35,541 00:59:38,849 the Hujem? you remember the god king the Hujem? you remember the god king
1026 00:59:42,168 00:59:43,871 arrrr... arrrr...
1027 00:59:44,070 00:59:47,405 we'll have no dealings with the displaced we'll have no dealings with the displaced
1028 00:59:47,606 00:59:49,349 let the dead take them let the dead take them
1029 00:59:49,548 00:59:52,594 but if one of us falls, we all fall but if one of us falls, we all fall
1030 00:59:52,795 00:59:55,206 the strong of faith will prevail the strong of faith will prevail
1031 00:59:55,405 00:59:57,049 forget it forget it
1032 00:59:57,250 00:59:58,440 a waste of time a waste of time
1033 00:59:58,641 01:00:01,307 you really need to get over this minor dispute with the displaced you really need to get over this minor dispute with the displaced
1034 01:00:01,507 01:00:03,815 minor dispute? they killed our god! minor dispute? they killed our god!
1035 01:00:04,016 01:00:05,327 and we'd do it again! and we'd do it again!
1036 01:00:05,527 01:00:06,625 not helping! not helping!
1037 01:00:07,630 01:00:09,401 there will be no accord there will be no accord
1038 01:00:09,601 01:00:13,568 it's not enough that doom is on the march we must be complicit in our own downfall it's not enough that doom is on the march we must be complicit in our own downfall
1039 01:00:17,012 01:00:18,308 and where are you? and where are you?
1040 01:00:18,509 01:00:20,264 because you're clearly not here because you're clearly not here
1041 01:00:20,465 01:00:22,133 I'm really not I'm really not
1042 01:00:24,509 01:00:27,371 what would you say if I told you that none of this matters? what would you say if I told you that none of this matters?
1043 01:00:27,572 01:00:29,736 nothing happening here that it's all for naught nothing happening here that it's all for naught
1044 01:00:31,682 01:00:33,175 I'd say I don't understand I'd say I don't understand
1045 01:00:33,375 01:00:34,985 I however do I however do
1046 01:00:37,420 01:00:39,496 at a diplomatic summit? at a diplomatic summit?
1047 01:00:40,195 01:00:42,159 you were not invited you were not invited
1048 01:00:42,358 01:00:46,174 it was open to the representatives of the nine empires, was it not? it was open to the representatives of the nine empires, was it not?
1049 01:00:46,375 01:00:49,083 and is Ixhasa not one of the nine? and is Ixhasa not one of the nine?
1050 01:00:50,769 01:00:51,769 there's a lad there's a lad
1051 01:00:52,061 01:00:54,020 a word with your lady a word with your lady
1052 01:00:56,717 01:00:58,047 she's not my lady she's not my lady
1053 01:00:58,248 01:01:00,394 so you know it's liberating isn't it so you know it's liberating isn't it
1054 01:01:00,594 01:01:03,873 knowing that the fate of our world is not determined by us knowing that the fate of our world is not determined by us
1055 01:01:04,074 01:01:05,921 I don't believe you I don't believe you
1056 01:01:06,121 01:01:08,922 I don't need you to believe me I don't need you to believe me
1057 01:01:09,922 01:01:13,521 we're but pieces on a board fleshling we're but pieces on a board fleshling
1058 01:01:13,722 01:01:18,790 toyed with by powers unaware of our existence toyed with by powers unaware of our existence
1059 01:01:18,989 01:01:22,046 powers that favor Ixhasa powers that favor Ixhasa
1060 01:01:23,606 01:01:27,779 the hands that deal our fate do so in our favor the hands that deal our fate do so in our favor
1061 01:01:29,175 01:01:31,789 the outcome has already been determined the outcome has already been determined
1062 01:01:35,373 01:01:38,342 you need not die with the rest of your people you need not die with the rest of your people
1063 01:01:41,686 01:01:45,924 Dundereal need not die with the rest of your people Dundereal need not die with the rest of your people
1064 01:01:53,452 01:01:56,005 what has come over you? you just do not understand! what has come over you? you just do not understand!
1065 01:01:56,206 01:02:00,140 nothing we do her matters! we cannot affect the outcome! nothing we do her matters! we cannot affect the outcome!
1066 01:02:00,340 01:02:03,028 the entire world is at stake the entire world the entire world is at stake the entire world
1067 01:02:03,228 01:02:06,353 the kingdom your father build and you speak of abandoning the kingdom your father build and you speak of abandoning
1068 01:02:06,552 01:02:08,467 perhaps we can escape the cycle perhaps we can escape the cycle
1069 01:02:08,666 01:02:09,967 oh get a hold of yourself! oh get a hold of yourself!
1070 01:02:29,023 01:02:31,167 Did you win? Did you win?
1071 01:02:31,367 01:02:33,697 it's a LARP it's a LARP
1072 01:02:33,898 01:02:36,912 oh so you all lost? oh so you all lost?
1073 01:02:42,068 01:02:43,068 where'd she go? where'd she go?
1074 01:03:01,302 01:03:03,597 hey cardligula hey cardligula
1075 01:03:03,797 01:03:05,697 you seen Natalie around here anywhere? you seen Natalie around here anywhere?
1076 01:03:08,286 01:03:09,690 ah, you're confused ah, you're confused
1077 01:03:09,891 01:03:12,231 you see in human society when someone asks a question you see in human society when someone asks a question
1078 01:03:12,431 01:03:14,357 unless she's a card in one of these decks unless she's a card in one of these decks
1079 01:03:14,557 01:03:15,873 I haven't seen her I haven't seen her
1080 01:03:16,072 01:03:19,828 did you see me beat that starvation deck today? did you see me beat that starvation deck today?
1081 01:03:20,028 01:03:22,300 I quested the shit out of it I quested the shit out of it
1082 01:03:22,500 01:03:25,458 you beat the lowest ranking member of the legacy with a deck you beat the lowest ranking member of the legacy with a deck
1083 01:03:25,659 01:03:26,862 they'd never seen they'd never seen
1084 01:03:27,061 01:03:29,639 congratulations are not yet in order congratulations are not yet in order
1085 01:03:31,195 01:03:33,659 riiiight riiiight
1086 01:03:35,788 01:03:40,992 oh uhmmm, Jayce and Natalie and some of the story players oh uhmmm, Jayce and Natalie and some of the story players
1087 01:03:41,192 01:03:43,021 have this whole little alliance thing going have this whole little alliance thing going
1088 01:03:43,221 01:03:45,371 I have no dealings with the lesser kingdoms I have no dealings with the lesser kingdoms
1089 01:03:49,873 01:03:51,402 is that a starvation deck? is that a starvation deck?
1090 01:03:51,601 01:03:53,192 cuz if it is... I'm sorry cuz if it is... I'm sorry
1091 01:03:53,391 01:03:55,945 did I interrupt your sentence with the middle of my ritual? did I interrupt your sentence with the middle of my ritual?
1092 01:03:56,346 01:04:00,141 you dropped this you dropped this
1093 01:04:15,820 01:04:17,790 in each... in each...
1094 01:04:19,949 01:04:23,774 in each of these envelopes is a potential future in each of these envelopes is a potential future
1095 01:04:23,974 01:04:25,677 for the nine empires for the nine empires
1096 01:04:25,876 01:04:30,291 nine versions of the story depending on who wins the god head seat nine versions of the story depending on who wins the god head seat
1097 01:04:30,490 01:04:36,259 by a vote of 37:19 the regional qualifying winners have chosen war over diplomacy by a vote of 37:19 the regional qualifying winners have chosen war over diplomacy
1098 01:04:36,460 01:04:43,023 and as a result the elimination round will be played under conquest rules and as a result the elimination round will be played under conquest rules
1099 01:04:43,222 01:04:46,210 any unique hero killed from this point forward any unique hero killed from this point forward
1100 01:04:46,411 01:04:49,777 will be permanently dead in the storyline will be permanently dead in the storyline
1101 01:04:59,275 01:05:02,662 Buxtehude, you are summoned to the... Buxtehude, you are summoned to the...
1102 01:05:06,635 01:05:10,186 Buxtehude... Buxtehude...
1103 01:05:18,237 01:05:20,330 something's different something's different
1104 01:05:20,530 01:05:22,413 it certainly is it certainly is
1105 01:05:26,005 01:05:28,373 I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
1106 01:05:29,793 01:05:33,204 if I... stop if I... stop
1107 01:05:35,003 01:05:36,828 do you regret this at all? do you regret this at all?
1108 01:05:37,028 01:05:39,525 would you change it? would you change it?
1109 01:05:39,726 01:05:41,827 have had it never happened? have had it never happened?
1110 01:05:43,289 01:05:45,570 and in what way have you wronged either of us and in what way have you wronged either of us
1111 01:05:50,172 01:05:53,131 Buxtehude! Buxtehude!
1112 01:05:53,331 01:05:55,654 You are summoned You are summoned
1113 01:05:55,855 01:05:56,862 to the quee... sleep to the quee... sleep
1114 01:06:06,704 01:06:08,951 is it my turn? is it my turn?
1115 01:06:12,407 01:06:15,430 and that's 50 and that's 50
1116 01:06:15,630 01:06:17,385 turn turn
1117 01:06:19,639 01:06:22,007 ahhh ok... ahhh ok...
1118 01:06:22,206 01:06:23,949 good game? good game?
1119 01:06:24,148 01:06:26,771 yeah something like that yeah something like that
1120 01:06:32,961 01:06:36,876 you too? yeah but I tagged every card he played you too? yeah but I tagged every card he played
1121 01:06:37,077 01:06:38,660 his whole deck, right there his whole deck, right there
1122 01:06:41,007 01:06:42,594 this guy could ruin our plans this guy could ruin our plans
1123 01:06:44,253 01:06:46,684 Sean Cassidy vs. Chris Hunter Sean Cassidy vs. Chris Hunter
1124 01:06:46,884 01:06:49,039 we're switching tactics we're switching tactics
1125 01:06:49,239 01:06:50,730 you're gonna lose to the quest deck you're gonna lose to the quest deck
1126 01:06:50,931 01:06:52,789 what? come on I can take this guy what? come on I can take this guy
1127 01:06:52,989 01:06:55,795 you don't need to take him, you need to kill off his heroes you don't need to take him, you need to kill off his heroes
1128 01:06:55,996 01:06:59,085 we were tarred for conquest rules let's use them we were tarred for conquest rules let's use them
1129 01:06:59,284 01:07:00,507 understand me? understand me?
1130 01:07:00,708 01:07:03,320 sweep the leg sweep the leg
1131 01:07:05,128 01:07:06,140 well? well?
1132 01:07:06,340 01:07:07,340 coming? coming?
1133 01:07:13,585 01:07:15,315 brilliant, brilliant! brilliant, brilliant!
1134 01:07:15,516 01:07:19,394 we've seen too much of their army for this to be a split attack we've seen too much of their army for this to be a split attack
1135 01:07:19,594 01:07:22,516 Holden is not the target Holden is not the target
1136 01:07:22,717 01:07:25,603 we are! why we're but two people? we are! why we're but two people?
1137 01:07:27,068 01:07:30,259 two people tying up their army two people tying up their army
1138 01:07:30,458 01:07:33,264 let them pursue us it means Holden's safe let them pursue us it means Holden's safe
1139 01:07:33,465 01:07:34,914 is it now? is it now?
1140 01:07:36,164 01:07:38,360 I gave you an out I gave you an out
1141 01:07:39,581 01:07:42,199 you remember Skafla you remember Skafla
1142 01:07:49,750 01:07:51,597 Unerring strike Unerring strike
1143 01:07:53,083 01:07:56,404 that won't thwart the quest I win next action that won't thwart the quest I win next action
1144 01:07:57,612 01:07:58,800 yeah yeah
1145 01:07:59,001 01:08:01,057 without one of your heroes without one of your heroes
1146 01:08:01,257 01:08:05,581 so who's for the chop? so who's for the chop?
1147 01:08:13,393 01:08:14,393 sleep sleep
1148 01:08:19,261 01:08:20,486 ok thanks ok thanks
1149 01:08:23,548 01:08:25,395 ok who was it? ok who was it?
1150 01:08:28,507 01:08:29,956 wow... wow...
1151 01:08:30,155 01:08:32,217 wow... wow...
1152 01:08:38,166 01:08:39,622 hey hey hey hey
1153 01:08:40,666 01:08:41,677 good luck tomorrow good luck tomorrow
1154 01:08:41,877 01:08:44,102 congrats on making the semis congrats on making the semis
1155 01:08:44,301 01:08:46,770 thanks same to you thanks same to you
1156 01:08:50,216 01:08:51,252 Dundereal Dundereal
1157 01:08:54,190 01:08:57,117 That's That's
1158 01:08:57,317 01:08:58,639 yeah yeah
1159 01:09:00,046 01:09:02,621 you know I actually won the tournament that... you know I actually won the tournament that...
1160 01:09:02,820 01:09:03,837 brought him to Holden brought him to Holden
1161 01:09:04,037 01:09:06,346 it really, really hurts my deck it really, really hurts my deck
1162 01:09:06,546 01:09:09,019 it got wicked bonuses with Myriad in play it got wicked bonuses with Myriad in play
1163 01:09:10,765 01:09:12,465 I don't know how I'm gonna make up the difference I don't know how I'm gonna make up the difference
1164 01:09:12,666 01:09:14,041 that's why it's sad? that's why it's sad?
1165 01:09:16,283 01:09:19,155 because your deck suffers mechanically? because your deck suffers mechanically?
1166 01:09:20,423 01:09:23,297 not because Myriad lost the love of her life? not because Myriad lost the love of her life?
1167 01:09:26,908 01:09:29,258 what it's not enough to win the damn tournament? what it's not enough to win the damn tournament?
1168 01:09:29,457 01:09:31,828 I have to get everyone's favorite character across the goal line as well? I have to get everyone's favorite character across the goal line as well?
1169 01:09:32,029 01:09:34,618 and I'm telling you it is the best way to kill a hydra and I'm telling you it is the best way to kill a hydra
1170 01:09:34,818 01:09:37,793 ignore the heads with the teeth and just keep chopping dong ignore the heads with the teeth and just keep chopping dong
1171 01:09:37,993 01:09:40,744 until so many have grown back... to gracefully change the subject until so many have grown back... to gracefully change the subject
1172 01:09:40,944 01:09:42,927 if you'd all just sit if you'd all just sit
1173 01:09:43,127 01:09:45,819 how long are you gonna keep me cooped up in here? how long are you gonna keep me cooped up in here?
1174 01:09:46,019 01:09:48,070 I've been wondering that myself I've been wondering that myself
1175 01:09:48,270 01:09:51,968 till you're ready to not start any shit with CHIBI CHAN till you're ready to not start any shit with CHIBI CHAN
1176 01:09:52,167 01:09:54,895 so... gaming? Anyone? so... gaming? Anyone?
1177 01:09:55,095 01:09:56,555 can we play? can we play?
1178 01:09:56,756 01:09:59,639 can you? you have half a party can you? you have half a party
1179 01:10:01,103 01:10:03,319 yes, yes we can! yes, yes we can!
1180 01:10:03,519 01:10:05,615 we could still play, see? we could still play, see?
1181 01:10:05,815 01:10:08,605 hey everyone hey everyone
1182 01:10:08,805 01:10:11,781 this campaign's dangerously unboring this campaign's dangerously unboring
1183 01:10:11,981 01:10:14,376 but don't worry, I'm here to fix it but don't worry, I'm here to fix it
1184 01:10:14,576 01:10:17,961 first off, we're gonna avoid combat whenever possible first off, we're gonna avoid combat whenever possible
1185 01:10:18,161 01:10:21,117 and negotiate with inferior opponents and negotiate with inferior opponents
1186 01:10:21,317 01:10:25,346 and remember take everyone's feelings into account and remember take everyone's feelings into account
1187 01:10:25,546 01:10:29,936 especially random one-off NPC's with no continuing story especially random one-off NPC's with no continuing story
1188 01:10:30,136 01:10:31,120 tee hee tee hee
1189 01:10:31,319 01:10:32,412 girl stuff girl stuff
1190 01:10:32,613 01:10:35,606 kiss me up you big handsome pally kiss me up you big handsome pally
1191 01:10:35,805 01:10:37,237 muah muah
1192 01:10:37,438 01:10:39,458 muah mmmmuah muah mmmmuah
1193 01:10:39,658 01:10:42,230 see? can't even tell the difference see? can't even tell the difference
1194 01:10:42,430 01:10:45,859 and how are you going to play without a game master? and how are you going to play without a game master?
1195 01:10:46,060 01:10:48,600 who's controlling me, for instance who's controlling me, for instance
1196 01:10:51,409 01:10:54,412 finally! if it's either of the we're starting now finally! if it's either of the we're starting now
1197 01:10:54,613 01:10:57,030 deliver us from the undead! deliver us from the undead!
1198 01:10:57,229 01:10:59,371 please win the tournament save our heroes please win the tournament save our heroes
1199 01:10:59,572 01:11:01,288 take this in tribute take this in tribute
1200 01:11:02,047 01:11:03,088 who is it? who is it?
1201 01:11:03,288 01:11:04,680 ahhmmm ahhmmm
1202 01:11:04,881 01:11:07,527 another bunch of freaks convinced I'm their messiah another bunch of freaks convinced I'm their messiah
1203 01:11:09,264 01:11:11,298 is this... is this merv? is this... is this merv?
1204 01:11:12,671 01:11:15,047 close the door before Gary gets loose close the door before Gary gets loose
1205 01:11:15,650 01:11:16,969 oak in the wind baby oak in the wind baby
1206 01:11:17,168 01:11:18,445 damnit! damnit!
1207 01:11:18,645 01:11:19,880 excuse me excuse me
1208 01:11:22,225 01:11:23,688 Gary! thanks! Gary! thanks!
1209 01:11:28,269 01:11:29,324 hey hey, hey guys hey hey, hey guys
1210 01:11:29,524 01:11:30,675 could you just give us a minute? could you just give us a minute?
1211 01:11:30,875 01:11:32,478 like, go into his room like, go into his room
1212 01:11:32,677 01:11:35,302 yeah cool yeah cool
1213 01:11:35,502 01:11:37,701 the hell was that! the hell was that!
1214 01:11:37,902 01:11:40,015 we lost Gary containment we lost Gary containment
1215 01:11:40,215 01:11:41,648 and... and...
1216 01:11:41,847 01:11:45,609 now a bunch of card floppers are in my room offering me bounties now a bunch of card floppers are in my room offering me bounties
1217 01:11:45,810 01:11:48,151 baby naming rights if I beat the undead baby naming rights if I beat the undead
1218 01:11:51,826 01:11:55,217 I'm sorry, I did not mean to get everyone's hopes up I'm sorry, I did not mean to get everyone's hopes up
1219 01:11:55,417 01:11:58,369 their hopes are up because they think you can save our game their hopes are up because they think you can save our game
1220 01:11:58,569 01:12:00,945 I know! it's so stupid it's not even why I'm here! I know! it's so stupid it's not even why I'm here!
1221 01:12:01,145 01:12:02,505 Right Right
1222 01:12:02,704 01:12:04,337 you're here for a piece of ass you're here for a piece of ass
1223 01:12:04,537 01:12:06,416 hey oh, I'm sorry hey oh, I'm sorry
1224 01:12:06,617 01:12:09,427 is that not the entire reason you came to Gencon? is that not the entire reason you came to Gencon?
1225 01:12:09,627 01:12:11,950 don't have a stroke I get it don't have a stroke I get it
1226 01:12:12,697 01:12:15,538 hot gamer chick hot gamer chick
1227 01:12:15,738 01:12:19,421 the latest in fantasy fuck toys another game to be won the latest in fantasy fuck toys another game to be won
1228 01:12:19,622 01:12:20,798 and walked away from and walked away from
1229 01:12:20,997 01:12:23,341 don't need to know anything else do you? don't need to know anything else do you?
1230 01:12:23,542 01:12:26,146 but you don't, right? but you don't, right?
1231 01:12:27,414 01:12:28,510 know... know...
1232 01:12:28,710 01:12:30,184 anything else about me anything else about me
1233 01:12:32,127 01:12:33,099 at all at all
1234 01:12:38,533 01:12:40,115 yeah yeah
1235 01:12:40,315 01:12:41,764 that's about what I thought that's about what I thought
1236 01:12:41,965 01:12:44,364 and you wonder why I think you're a joke and you wonder why I think you're a joke
1237 01:12:44,564 01:12:47,449 you may be too cool for this game you may be too cool for this game
1238 01:12:47,649 01:12:49,313 or the people who play it or the people who play it
1239 01:12:49,512 01:12:51,046 but I'm not but I'm not
1240 01:12:51,247 01:12:54,256 so please excuse me if I'm not swooning over so please excuse me if I'm not swooning over
1241 01:12:54,456 01:12:57,217 someone whose idea of a good time someone whose idea of a good time
1242 01:12:57,417 01:12:59,755 is shitting all over the thing that I love is shitting all over the thing that I love
1243 01:12:59,954 01:13:02,586 why do you even care? why do you even care?
1244 01:13:02,786 01:13:07,145 all I've ever see is these asshats turning you down and ignoring you all I've ever see is these asshats turning you down and ignoring you
1245 01:13:07,345 01:13:10,523 they're fawning all over me and you've been kicking ass they're fawning all over me and you've been kicking ass
1246 01:13:10,722 01:13:13,362 for what, years? for what, years?
1247 01:13:14,907 01:13:16,677 go join the legacy go join the legacy
1248 01:13:16,877 01:13:19,561 you belong with them you belong with them
1249 01:13:20,782 01:13:21,782 Natalie... Natalie...
1250 01:13:23,600 01:13:24,600 Natalie! Natalie!
1251 01:13:27,170 01:13:28,914 hey, quest-hole hey, quest-hole
1252 01:13:29,114 01:13:30,412 you're coming with us you're coming with us
1253 01:13:31,912 01:13:32,954 really? really?
1254 01:13:33,154 01:13:35,625 cuz it looks like I'm doing the exact opposite cuz it looks like I'm doing the exact opposite
1255 01:13:37,560 01:13:39,210 looks like we got us a frisky one looks like we got us a frisky one
1256 01:13:39,411 01:13:41,356 maybe you don't hear so good maybe you don't hear so good
1257 01:13:41,556 01:13:44,402 or maybe you need me to explain how things work around here or maybe you need me to explain how things work around here
1258 01:13:44,601 01:13:46,539 but I said you're coming with us OH! but I said you're coming with us OH!
1259 01:13:46,739 01:13:49,543 oh! what the hell, man? oh! what the hell, man?
1260 01:13:49,743 01:13:51,431 are we not fighting? I thought we were fighting are we not fighting? I thought we were fighting
1261 01:13:51,631 01:13:53,797 I'm a hemophiliac you dickwad! I'm a hemophiliac you dickwad!
1262 01:13:53,997 01:13:55,893 I'm sorry it was clear to me that we were fighting I'm sorry it was clear to me that we were fighting
1263 01:13:56,094 01:13:58,088 I have to go to the hospital I'm pressing charges I have to go to the hospital I'm pressing charges
1264 01:13:58,288 01:14:02,034 fine, just least the way I'll go just... fine, just least the way I'll go just...
1265 01:14:02,234 01:14:04,127 don't bleed on me don't bleed on me
1266 01:15:09,969 01:15:12,980 number one team team hurray number one team team hurray
1267 01:15:13,180 01:15:15,935 ninja dragon riders ninja dragon riders
1268 01:15:16,135 01:15:19,376 secret rock star USA secret rock star USA
1269 01:15:19,576 01:15:22,659 ninja dragon riders ninja dragon riders
1270 01:15:22,859 01:15:29,628 honoring techniques of our ancestor now revenged honoring techniques of our ancestor now revenged
1271 01:15:35,204 01:15:36,926 ah? yeah! ah? yeah!
1272 01:15:37,127 01:15:39,370 ninja ninja
1273 01:15:39,569 01:15:42,382 dragon riders dragon riders
1274 01:15:42,582 01:15:44,795 what a show huh? what a show huh?
1275 01:15:44,994 01:15:48,309 so sad what happened they deserved better so sad what happened they deserved better
1276 01:15:48,510 01:15:50,298 yes they did! yes they did!
1277 01:15:51,706 01:15:53,601 I hate that chibichan I hate that chibichan
1278 01:15:54,859 01:15:56,947 strutting around the con strutting around the con
1279 01:15:57,146 01:16:00,149 like we're gonna forget it was his fault the show went off the air like we're gonna forget it was his fault the show went off the air
1280 01:16:00,349 01:16:02,484 yes! yes exactly! yes! yes exactly!
1281 01:16:02,684 01:16:04,351 gone, boom gone, boom
1282 01:16:04,551 01:16:07,280 all of those plot lines unresolved all of those plot lines unresolved
1283 01:16:07,480 01:16:11,234 oshee, is she ever gonna know her daughter is still alive? oshee, is she ever gonna know her daughter is still alive?
1284 01:16:11,435 01:16:13,959 huh? or Hekaru huh? or Hekaru
1285 01:16:14,158 01:16:17,817 is he ever gonna collect the seven dragon crystals? is he ever gonna collect the seven dragon crystals?
1286 01:16:18,016 01:16:20,121 we'll never know! we'll never know!
1287 01:16:20,320 01:16:21,529 and you know why? and you know why?
1288 01:16:22,997 01:16:24,802 that fuckin rabbit that fuckin rabbit
1289 01:16:25,002 01:16:29,296 he puts his show on in the exact same timeslot as NDR he puts his show on in the exact same timeslot as NDR
1290 01:16:29,497 01:16:33,016 sucks away all the ratings we never even got a change to say goodbye sucks away all the ratings we never even got a change to say goodbye
1291 01:16:33,216 01:16:35,587 that's so crazy you know that's so crazy you know
1292 01:16:35,787 01:16:38,306 it's like you're reading my mind! it's like you're reading my mind!
1293 01:16:38,506 01:16:39,860 CHIBI CHAN! (Now we have you) CHIBI CHAN! (Now we have you)
1294 01:16:40,060 01:16:41,884 CHIBI CHIBI CHAN! (There is no escape) CHIBI CHIBI CHAN! (There is no escape)
1295 01:16:42,083 01:16:44,488 CHIBI CHAN (DOOM!!!) CHIBI CHAN (DOOM!!!)
1296 01:16:44,688 01:16:46,713 CHIBI... (YOUR SOUL IS MINE!) CHIBI... (YOUR SOUL IS MINE!)
1297 01:16:46,913 01:16:49,547 (MINE!!!) (MUA HA HA H---) (MINE!!!) (MUA HA HA H---)
1298 01:16:53,847 01:16:55,039 yeah! yeah!
1299 01:16:55,239 01:16:57,110 rabbit season! rabbit season!
1300 01:16:58,136 01:16:59,136 hey! hey!
1301 01:17:01,305 01:17:02,845 blast him! blast him!
1302 01:17:29,685 01:17:33,326 you! pack your bags all the rest of you out you! pack your bags all the rest of you out
1303 01:17:34,827 01:17:36,873 come on, let's go move along come on, let's go move along
1304 01:17:37,073 01:17:39,057 move along move along
1305 01:17:40,637 01:17:44,332 let's go move along move along let's go move along move along
1306 01:17:44,533 01:17:45,818 come on come on
1307 01:18:00,301 01:18:02,811 now Mr. Cassidy now Mr. Cassidy
1308 01:18:04,072 01:18:07,072 I suppose you're wondering why you've been brought here today I suppose you're wondering why you've been brought here today
1309 01:18:07,271 01:18:08,403 no not really no not really
1310 01:18:10,534 01:18:14,105 a common theme one finds in classical mythology a common theme one finds in classical mythology
1311 01:18:14,305 01:18:17,784 is the belief that all events are predetermined is the belief that all events are predetermined
1312 01:18:17,984 01:18:22,105 that all outcomes have already been decided that all outcomes have already been decided
1313 01:18:22,305 01:18:24,585 by gods by gods
1314 01:18:24,784 01:18:28,695 weaving together the strands of fate weaving together the strands of fate
1315 01:18:30,065 01:18:33,779 on a related note you may call me on a related note you may call me
1316 01:18:33,979 01:18:35,626 weaver weaver
1317 01:18:35,827 01:18:37,159 no no
1318 01:18:37,359 01:18:38,541 I'm sorry? I'm sorry?
1319 01:18:38,740 01:18:40,663 no I'm gonna call you... no I'm gonna call you...
1320 01:18:40,863 01:18:41,974 Lewis Lewis
1321 01:18:43,126 01:18:45,123 you look like a Lewis to me you look like a Lewis to me
1322 01:18:46,295 01:18:49,998 I see that we are evenly matched not really no I see that we are evenly matched not really no
1323 01:18:50,198 01:18:51,749 is this going somewhere? is this going somewhere?
1324 01:18:51,948 01:18:54,312 you're a good player, yes but new you're a good player, yes but new
1325 01:18:54,512 01:18:56,560 inexperienced inexperienced
1326 01:18:56,761 01:18:58,586 you'd be wise to ally with us you'd be wise to ally with us
1327 01:18:58,786 01:19:00,917 go your own way if you must go your own way if you must
1328 01:19:01,118 01:19:04,856 but be warned, we set our agenda into motion years ago but be warned, we set our agenda into motion years ago
1329 01:19:05,056 01:19:06,904 and it is unstoppable now and it is unstoppable now
1330 01:19:07,104 01:19:09,360 we're gonna turn this into another poker we're gonna turn this into another poker
1331 01:19:09,560 01:19:11,210 another magic another magic
1332 01:19:11,409 01:19:15,608 starvation is just a tactic to frustrate the story players starvation is just a tactic to frustrate the story players
1333 01:19:15,809 01:19:19,125 and it's working, it's driving them away from the game and it's working, it's driving them away from the game
1334 01:19:19,324 01:19:24,774 with them gone, the publishers need to look for different revenue streams with them gone, the publishers need to look for different revenue streams
1335 01:19:24,975 01:19:29,820 a.k.a sponsored tournaments with cash prizes a.k.a sponsored tournaments with cash prizes
1336 01:19:30,020 01:19:31,724 and that means money and that means money
1337 01:19:31,925 01:19:33,926 you hear me? you hear me?
1338 01:19:34,126 01:19:36,873 getting paid to play games getting paid to play games
1339 01:19:38,054 01:19:39,407 wait wait
1340 01:19:39,606 01:19:41,265 that's it? that's it?
1341 01:19:42,432 01:19:44,847 that's the big evil plan? that's the big evil plan?
1342 01:19:46,051 01:19:48,793 what about the story? fuck the story! what about the story? fuck the story!
1343 01:19:49,699 01:19:51,717 that's just there to keep people invested that's just there to keep people invested
1344 01:19:53,086 01:19:55,680 and after we kill questing when I win tomorrow and after we kill questing when I win tomorrow
1345 01:19:56,573 01:19:59,673 in a couple of years the only players left will be guys like us in a couple of years the only players left will be guys like us
1346 01:19:59,873 01:20:01,474 and you could be a part of that... and you could be a part of that...
1347 01:20:01,675 01:20:03,346 oh... oh...
1348 01:20:05,514 01:20:07,310 did you just brain freeze yourself? did you just brain freeze yourself?
1349 01:20:07,510 01:20:08,510 no... no...
1350 01:20:09,640 01:20:12,500 the legacy has dominated the tourna scene the legacy has dominated the tourna scene
1351 01:20:12,699 01:20:14,226 yeah ok we're done here yeah ok we're done here
1352 01:20:16,041 01:20:18,641 you're doomed if you cross us! I'll keep that in mind you're doomed if you cross us! I'll keep that in mind
1353 01:20:18,841 01:20:21,582 we're more powerful than you can possibly imagine we're more powerful than you can possibly imagine
1354 01:20:21,782 01:20:23,143 I'm sure you are... I'm sure you are...
1355 01:20:27,907 01:20:30,135 what's up? do it what's up? do it
1356 01:20:43,109 01:20:44,604 no no no, aaah! no no no, aaah!
1357 01:21:10,493 01:21:13,253 can't we just accept that he's not coming? can't we just accept that he's not coming?
1358 01:21:14,711 01:21:16,671 the finals start at noon the finals start at noon
1359 01:21:16,871 01:21:18,230 it's not noon it's not noon
1360 01:21:18,430 01:21:20,884 ergo, the finals haven't started yet ergo, the finals haven't started yet
1361 01:21:21,083 01:21:24,639 he's coming right? he's coming right?
1362 01:21:24,838 01:21:26,920 why would I know that? why would I know that?
1363 01:21:33,173 01:21:36,474 nice lecter I'm not cosplaying! nice lecter I'm not cosplaying!
1364 01:21:38,243 01:21:39,295 hey hey
1365 01:21:39,494 01:21:42,926 I heard about what happened it's a shame I heard about what happened it's a shame
1366 01:21:43,127 01:21:45,574 shame was definitely involved shame was definitely involved
1367 01:21:49,899 01:21:52,400 history of the nine empires history of the nine empires
1368 01:21:53,856 01:21:55,907 weird reading about it in the third person weird reading about it in the third person
1369 01:21:57,086 01:22:01,086 you know I played in some of the tournaments that helped write the early chapters you know I played in some of the tournaments that helped write the early chapters
1370 01:22:01,286 01:22:02,658 yeah? yeah! yeah? yeah!
1371 01:22:02,859 01:22:05,399 fall of the god king founding of Holden fall of the god king founding of Holden
1372 01:22:06,564 01:22:07,974 was a great time in the game was a great time in the game
1373 01:22:08,175 01:22:09,725 you know what I loved about it? you know what I loved about it?
1374 01:22:10,733 01:22:15,087 the fact that it was never just about what you yourself were doing the fact that it was never just about what you yourself were doing
1375 01:22:15,287 01:22:17,090 I mean, not if you were in the tournament circuit I mean, not if you were in the tournament circuit
1376 01:22:17,289 01:22:21,523 when you had years of other players accomplishments to consider when you had years of other players accomplishments to consider
1377 01:22:21,722 01:22:24,480 to live up to and you get onto that stage to live up to and you get onto that stage
1378 01:22:24,680 01:22:28,617 and all of those people pulling for different factions and all of those people pulling for different factions
1379 01:22:28,649 01:22:30,990 my hands were actually shaking during some of the matches my hands were actually shaking during some of the matches
1380 01:22:31,190 01:22:34,760 and the cry havocs? where everyone's howling at the top of their lungs? and the cry havocs? where everyone's howling at the top of their lungs?
1381 01:22:34,853 01:22:36,793 and it barrels down in your chest and focuses things like a laser and it barrels down in your chest and focuses things like a laser
1382 01:22:36,993 01:22:40,322 and puts you in a state of no mind how many games have you played and puts you in a state of no mind how many games have you played
1383 01:22:40,521 01:22:44,461 where you control the landscape of what's to come? where you control the landscape of what's to come?
1384 01:22:44,662 01:22:48,499 where you drive the game? where you're part of the story where you drive the game? where you're part of the story
1385 01:22:48,698 01:22:50,833 I did not know this world existed I did not know this world existed
1386 01:22:51,033 01:22:55,228 and now that you do what the hell are you doing out here? and now that you do what the hell are you doing out here?
1387 01:22:55,429 01:22:59,699 the finals are going on and you said this girl was worth it the finals are going on and you said this girl was worth it
1388 01:23:00,936 01:23:02,612 what's changed? what's changed?
1389 01:23:11,210 01:23:12,770 yeah it's this way yeah yeah it's this way yeah
1390 01:23:27,752 01:23:30,134 that's what's up baby ah! that's what's up baby ah!
1391 01:23:30,333 01:23:33,118 Cas! where have you been? Cas! where have you been?
1392 01:23:33,319 01:23:34,539 I'm really sorry the finals start in like I'm really sorry the finals start in like
1393 01:23:34,739 01:23:36,604 now! look I'm really sorry now! look I'm really sorry
1394 01:23:36,805 01:23:38,322 I can't play tonight I can't play tonight
1395 01:23:38,521 01:23:41,015 ok sure you can ok sure you can
1396 01:23:41,215 01:23:42,645 get up there, kick ass my deck's gone get up there, kick ass my deck's gone
1397 01:23:42,845 01:23:45,788 burnt actually burnt actually
1398 01:23:45,988 01:23:48,219 guess who did it guess who did it
1399 01:23:48,420 01:23:50,757 no no no no you you'll hey hey hey hey hey no no no no you you'll hey hey hey hey hey
1400 01:23:50,957 01:23:53,514 it's ok you still got a champion oh no it's ok you still got a champion oh no
1401 01:23:53,715 01:23:55,088 still got a champion she's sitting right there oh no no still got a champion she's sitting right there oh no no
1402 01:23:55,288 01:23:57,458 you're not playing? you're not playing?
1403 01:23:57,658 01:24:00,876 I accept your concession sidebar I accept your concession sidebar
1404 01:24:01,077 01:24:02,779 now! now!
1405 01:24:05,122 01:24:08,588 what is your angle, ok? how is this supposed to get me in bed? what is your angle, ok? how is this supposed to get me in bed?
1406 01:24:09,760 01:24:11,253 when it started it was all I was after when it started it was all I was after
1407 01:24:12,173 01:24:14,400 but then but then
1408 01:24:14,600 01:24:17,969 Kinda against my will I got invested Kinda against my will I got invested
1409 01:24:19,119 01:24:22,155 in the story, Myriad and the group in the story, Myriad and the group
1410 01:24:23,220 01:24:27,271 and if I had my deck I'd hurl it headlong into getting our queen on the throne and if I had my deck I'd hurl it headlong into getting our queen on the throne
1411 01:24:27,471 01:24:29,234 date or no date or no
1412 01:24:29,435 01:24:32,988 so quit wasting time on me and go kick some undead ass so quit wasting time on me and go kick some undead ass
1413 01:24:38,510 01:24:40,828 hey buddy have you got Cas's deck list? hey buddy have you got Cas's deck list?
1414 01:24:41,028 01:24:42,677 ah yes but I can't give it to you ah yes but I can't give it to you
1415 01:24:44,640 01:24:46,413 listen up people listen up people
1416 01:24:47,757 01:24:51,127 ok so we've got.. oh sh... ok so we've got.. oh sh...
1417 01:24:51,328 01:24:55,679 we've got eight minutes to rebuild Cas's deck we've got eight minutes to rebuild Cas's deck
1418 01:24:55,878 01:24:57,432 or he can't play or he can't play
1419 01:24:57,632 01:25:00,628 hey look I know, I know it's not gonna be easy hey look I know, I know it's not gonna be easy
1420 01:25:00,828 01:25:04,260 right, some of these cards have been out of play since right, some of these cards have been out of play since
1421 01:25:05,470 01:25:06,690 forever forever
1422 01:25:06,890 01:25:09,059 but I have seen them! but I have seen them!
1423 01:25:10,876 01:25:13,034 I know we have them I know we have them
1424 01:25:13,234 01:25:16,529 as trophies as trade stock as trophies as trade stock
1425 01:25:16,729 01:25:19,409 so please dig deep people so please dig deep people
1426 01:25:19,609 01:25:22,737 everybody's gonna get their cards back, but this everybody's gonna get their cards back, but this
1427 01:25:24,034 01:25:27,018 this here is to stop the undead this here is to stop the undead
1428 01:25:28,984 01:25:30,262 this this
1429 01:25:37,496 01:25:42,278 this is for Countermay! this is for Countermay!
1430 01:25:54,372 01:25:55,856 let's save the world let's save the world
1431 01:25:57,271 01:25:58,547 cards up everybody lets go cards up everybody lets go
1432 01:25:58,747 01:26:01,138 thank you thank you oh my... thank you thank you oh my...
1433 01:26:01,338 01:26:03,518 ok good good good I don't deserve this ok good good good I don't deserve this
1434 01:26:04,819 01:26:05,911 no no
1435 01:26:07,047 01:26:08,898 but this isn't about you but this isn't about you
1436 01:26:09,097 01:26:10,373 beautiful what you got? beautiful what you got?
1437 01:26:10,573 01:26:12,591 oh that's coming back to you! oh that's coming back to you!
1438 01:26:33,180 01:26:34,181 why? why?
1439 01:26:34,381 01:26:35,851 because I've had enough because I've had enough
1440 01:26:36,502 01:26:40,252 you're gonna keep doing this until you get whatever it is our of your system you're gonna keep doing this until you get whatever it is our of your system
1441 01:26:40,452 01:26:42,003 so you just... go! so you just... go!
1442 01:26:43,113 01:26:45,469 and if I see you on the news tomorrow and if I see you on the news tomorrow
1443 01:26:45,670 01:26:47,864 I will deny you three times I will deny you three times
1444 01:26:50,255 01:26:52,659 you can take the mask off you can take the mask off
1445 01:26:54,753 01:26:55,753 no no
1446 01:26:59,150 01:27:00,445 I kinda like it I kinda like it
1447 01:27:03,373 01:27:06,032 thank you thank you thank you we are so... thank you thank you thank you we are so...
1448 01:27:06,231 01:27:07,644 we're so close we're so close
1449 01:27:08,960 01:27:10,471 we're one short we're one short
1450 01:27:10,671 01:27:13,391 alright? it's a hang on alright? it's a hang on
1451 01:27:13,591 01:27:15,464 kind of a... huge one kind of a... huge one
1452 01:27:17,288 01:27:19,411 I need an apple of life I need an apple of life
1453 01:27:21,662 01:27:22,744 who's got one? who's got one?
1454 01:27:23,907 01:27:25,018 who's got one? who's got one?
1455 01:27:25,217 01:27:27,148 anybody anybody
1456 01:27:28,914 01:27:31,643 apple of life come on we just need one we got it apple of life come on we just need one we got it
1457 01:27:38,690 01:27:41,244 I could use some help against the undead I could use some help against the undead
1458 01:27:46,349 01:27:47,494 go team go team
1459 01:27:47,694 01:27:49,830 you damn right you damn right
1460 01:28:06,485 01:28:10,085 Ixhasa, Malchior, Holden Ixhasa, Malchior, Holden
1461 01:28:11,896 01:28:15,965 in one of these envelopes lies the future of Countermay in one of these envelopes lies the future of Countermay
1462 01:28:17,385 01:28:19,818 today we crown a new high monarch today we crown a new high monarch
1463 01:28:20,018 01:28:23,715 today we shall have a reckoning today we shall have a reckoning
1464 01:28:24,975 01:28:28,213 today we shall cry havoc! HAVOC! today we shall cry havoc! HAVOC!
1465 01:28:28,412 01:28:30,349 cry havoc! HAVOC! cry havoc! HAVOC!
1466 01:28:30,550 01:28:34,411 and lets slip the dogs of war! and lets slip the dogs of war!
1467 01:28:34,610 01:28:37,148 CHIBI... CHIBI CHAN CHIBI... CHIBI CHAN
1468 01:28:40,796 01:28:43,192 cannot wait to get my beer on cannot wait to get my beer on
1469 01:28:43,391 01:28:45,297 hey no autographs dude hey no autographs dude
1470 01:29:05,155 01:29:06,524 Buxtehude, you are... Buxtehude, you are...
1471 01:29:10,287 01:29:11,677 not again not again
1472 01:29:14,694 01:29:18,113 I had hoped for a more even match upon a return engagement I had hoped for a more even match upon a return engagement
1473 01:29:19,507 01:29:22,751 I see I'm to be disappointed... I have never had such a bad draw I see I'm to be disappointed... I have never had such a bad draw
1474 01:29:22,952 01:29:24,988 it's like these cards have a mind of their own it's like these cards have a mind of their own
1475 01:29:25,188 01:29:27,239 will Myriad be joining us? will Myriad be joining us?
1476 01:29:27,439 01:29:29,692 it's like she's not even in here! it's like she's not even in here!
1477 01:29:29,891 01:29:31,889 what do you mean, gone? what do you mean, gone?
1478 01:29:32,088 01:29:35,509 her chamber is empty and there's a map missing from the cache her chamber is empty and there's a map missing from the cache
1479 01:29:35,708 01:29:38,188 which map? which map?
1480 01:29:54,547 01:29:58,762 yours is a world of many possibilities, yes yours is a world of many possibilities, yes
1481 01:29:58,962 01:30:03,524 and few are aware of all the versions played out and few are aware of all the versions played out
1482 01:30:03,725 01:30:07,118 before the course of events resolves before the course of events resolves
1483 01:30:07,318 01:30:10,095 what of those who control our destiny? what of those who control our destiny?
1484 01:30:10,295 01:30:12,949 the ones playing games with our fate? the ones playing games with our fate?
1485 01:30:13,149 01:30:15,155 you have it backwards! you have it backwards!
1486 01:30:15,354 01:30:18,515 these players do not determine the fate of Countermay these players do not determine the fate of Countermay
1487 01:30:18,716 01:30:23,026 they are reading its history and through a means of divination they are reading its history and through a means of divination
1488 01:30:23,225 01:30:25,014 as old as time as old as time
1489 01:30:28,216 01:30:29,263 cards? cards?
1490 01:30:29,463 01:30:32,019 it is as I predicted it is as I predicted
1491 01:30:32,220 01:30:36,654 your quest tricks may get you through the Swiss but they will not hold up your quest tricks may get you through the Swiss but they will not hold up
1492 01:30:36,854 01:30:40,490 against an elite build in the elimination round against an elite build in the elimination round
1493 01:30:40,689 01:30:43,012 there is no time left to quest majesty there is no time left to quest majesty
1494 01:30:43,212 01:30:44,699 Malchior is here Malchior is here
1495 01:30:44,899 01:30:46,648 the hell have you been? the hell have you been?
1496 01:30:49,265 01:30:52,265 do we stand any chance of defeating them in a pitched battle? do we stand any chance of defeating them in a pitched battle?
1497 01:30:52,465 01:30:53,509 None None
1498 01:30:53,708 01:30:56,077 well then... Chealy? well then... Chealy?
1499 01:31:01,744 01:31:02,913 to battle! to battle!
1500 01:31:05,890 01:31:07,266 quite liked Myriad quite liked Myriad
1501 01:31:07,466 01:31:13,936 it's a pity another Buxtehude has to die because you two overestimated yourselves it's a pity another Buxtehude has to die because you two overestimated yourselves
1502 01:31:18,207 01:31:20,088 I got nothing I got nothing
1503 01:31:22,918 01:31:24,269 damnit! damnit!
1504 01:31:38,837 01:31:42,164 this is why we hunt and you gather this is why we hunt and you gather
1505 01:31:43,377 01:31:46,322 Lewis weaver advances to the final round Lewis weaver advances to the final round
1506 01:32:00,896 01:32:06,426 great game Natalie great game Natalie
1507 01:32:58,242 01:33:01,105 I am here to treat with your queen I am here to treat with your queen
1508 01:33:03,884 01:33:07,063 I've seen you beat a legacy starvation deck I've seen you beat a legacy starvation deck
1509 01:33:08,091 01:33:10,067 a feat I myself have been... a feat I myself have been...
1510 01:33:10,266 01:33:12,050 unable to accomplish unable to accomplish
1511 01:33:12,250 01:33:14,344 what's that have to do with anything? what's that have to do with anything?
1512 01:33:15,685 01:33:17,106 a test draw! a test draw!
1513 01:33:17,730 01:33:21,331 that's what I saw you doing you were doing a test draw against starvation that's what I saw you doing you were doing a test draw against starvation
1514 01:33:21,530 01:33:25,274 If I tailor the deck to beat starvation I leave myself open to military If I tailor the deck to beat starvation I leave myself open to military
1515 01:33:25,475 01:33:27,291 it was a gamble it was a gamble
1516 01:33:27,490 01:33:30,233 you overestimated yourself you overestimated yourself
1517 01:33:30,432 01:33:31,618 touche touche
1518 01:33:34,585 01:33:37,823 I propose an alliance I propose an alliance
1519 01:33:38,023 01:33:40,453 oh so now you want an alliance watch your tone oh so now you want an alliance watch your tone
1520 01:33:40,654 01:33:44,209 I'm one turn away from crushing your pathetic little army I'm one turn away from crushing your pathetic little army
1521 01:33:44,408 01:33:46,981 an army that, oddly enough... an army that, oddly enough...
1522 01:33:47,181 01:33:49,699 has show that it can beat starvation has show that it can beat starvation
1523 01:33:51,048 01:33:53,817 so here's my offer support Malchior so here's my offer support Malchior
1524 01:33:55,137 01:33:56,345 in exchange in exchange
1525 01:33:56,545 01:34:00,789 we will meet the dread army in the field and delay them long enough we will meet the dread army in the field and delay them long enough
1526 01:34:00,989 01:34:04,313 for Buxtehude to quest for victory for Buxtehude to quest for victory
1527 01:34:04,514 01:34:06,444 should you succeed should you succeed
1528 01:34:07,902 01:34:08,939 you will choose you will choose
1529 01:34:09,139 01:34:13,578 king hammerdoom of Malchior to sit the god head seat king hammerdoom of Malchior to sit the god head seat
1530 01:34:14,810 01:34:19,818 and Myriad will marry prince Rannon to make our alliance permanent and Myriad will marry prince Rannon to make our alliance permanent
1531 01:34:20,019 01:34:23,158 reject this offer and Holden burns reject this offer and Holden burns
1532 01:34:23,358 01:34:28,119 accept this offer and I will concede this match accept this offer and I will concede this match
1533 01:34:39,592 01:34:41,398 this is my choice this is my choice
1534 01:34:46,037 01:34:50,048 my answer is yes then our swords are yours my answer is yes then our swords are yours
1535 01:35:42,760 01:35:44,448 what's wrong with you? (Don't listen to me --) what's wrong with you? (Don't listen to me --)
1536 01:35:46,123 01:35:47,711 where are we? (my voice is full of lies) where are we? (my voice is full of lies)
1537 01:35:50,000 01:35:51,914 That's not my real mouth That's not my real mouth
1538 01:35:57,051 01:35:58,358 Gary Gary
1539 01:36:00,947 01:36:02,632 Hekaru? Hekaru?
1540 01:36:03,542 01:36:07,385 Is that really you? No, not really Is that really you? No, not really
1541 01:36:07,585 01:36:11,653 just another hallucination born out of your rapidly deteriorating mental state just another hallucination born out of your rapidly deteriorating mental state
1542 01:36:11,853 01:36:14,952 I blame the energy drinks don't try to stop me I blame the energy drinks don't try to stop me
1543 01:36:15,152 01:36:16,466 I can't stop you I can't stop you
1544 01:36:16,666 01:36:18,832 that's not really why I'm here that's not really why I'm here
1545 01:36:19,032 01:36:22,056 I'm here to ask you one simple question I'm here to ask you one simple question
1546 01:36:23,094 01:36:26,494 is this what a ninja dragon rider would do? is this what a ninja dragon rider would do?
1547 01:36:26,694 01:36:29,176 you know what he did to you! I certainly do you know what he did to you! I certainly do
1548 01:36:29,377 01:36:34,182 and if you truly believe that this is the right way to honor our memory and if you truly believe that this is the right way to honor our memory
1549 01:36:35,265 01:36:36,823 torch the fucker! torch the fucker!
1550 01:36:43,194 01:36:45,438 but you're gone but you're gone
1551 01:36:45,639 01:36:49,141 you and all the other ninja dragon riders you and all the other ninja dragon riders
1552 01:36:50,515 01:36:51,845 you're gone, Hekaru you're gone, Hekaru
1553 01:36:52,045 01:36:54,318 acceptance is the final step acceptance is the final step
1554 01:36:55,567 01:36:59,688 and all the deliciously appropriate revenge in the world won't bring you back and all the deliciously appropriate revenge in the world won't bring you back
1555 01:37:12,126 01:37:13,266 Remember us Gary Remember us Gary
1556 01:37:13,466 01:37:19,033 remember us and we shall rider our dragons which are also ninjas across the skies forever remember us and we shall rider our dragons which are also ninjas across the skies forever
1557 01:37:20,939 01:37:21,939 there there there there
1558 01:37:22,649 01:37:24,402 let it all out let it all out
1559 01:37:30,610 01:37:32,059 ok... ok...
1560 01:37:32,259 01:37:34,360 getting a little weird now getting a little weird now
1561 01:37:39,409 01:37:41,001 thank you Hekaru thank you Hekaru
1562 01:37:42,251 01:37:44,957 I think that I'm ready to hate productively again I think that I'm ready to hate productively again
1563 01:37:52,185 01:37:54,295 I'm gonna be ok I'm gonna be ok
1564 01:37:59,532 01:38:01,856 I'm gonna be ok I'm gonna be ok
1565 01:38:14,234 01:38:16,524 hello a little help please hello a little help please
1566 01:38:16,908 01:38:20,498 the final round will take place with Ixhasa the final round will take place with Ixhasa
1567 01:38:23,877 01:38:27,352 and an alliance between Malchior and Holden and an alliance between Malchior and Holden
1568 01:38:36,622 01:38:38,543 You should have been one of us man You should have been one of us man
1569 01:38:38,743 01:38:41,093 hell you are one of us hell you are one of us
1570 01:38:41,292 01:38:43,578 dude, I'm nothing like you dude, I'm nothing like you
1571 01:38:43,779 01:38:45,111 it's not too late to join you know it's not too late to join you know
1572 01:38:45,310 01:38:47,630 you and me we could rule this scene you and me we could rule this scene
1573 01:38:49,354 01:38:52,313 cut the crap and your deck allright cut the crap and your deck allright
1574 01:38:52,512 01:38:53,483 but consider this but consider this
1575 01:38:53,682 01:38:56,988 the Meach the guy who beat you in 9 cards the Meach the guy who beat you in 9 cards
1576 01:38:57,188 01:38:59,850 he's afraid to play me he's afraid to play me
1577 01:39:00,051 01:39:01,795 music! music!
1578 01:39:01,994 01:39:07,731 don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way
1579 01:39:07,931 01:39:14,085 your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play
1580 01:39:14,284 01:39:20,222 stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools
1581 01:39:20,422 01:39:26,533 remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy
1582 01:39:30,256 01:39:32,685 we are the legacy! we are the legacy!
1583 01:39:38,219 01:39:40,207 what have you brought us? what have you brought us?
1584 01:39:40,407 01:39:41,469 nothing nothing
1585 01:39:41,668 01:39:45,221 the emissary of the dread army it's like she know every move I'm gonna make the emissary of the dread army it's like she know every move I'm gonna make
1586 01:39:45,421 01:39:48,090 she's everywhere thwarting every quest she's everywhere thwarting every quest
1587 01:39:49,818 01:39:51,407 we won't last much longer we won't last much longer
1588 01:39:52,386 01:39:54,755 I have only one quest left I have only one quest left
1589 01:39:55,779 01:39:57,147 one we've never attempted one we've never attempted
1590 01:40:32,137 01:40:33,787 I was wondering when you'd arrive I was wondering when you'd arrive
1591 01:40:39,822 01:40:40,961 the apple of life the apple of life
1592 01:40:46,252 01:40:47,948 which blossoms... which blossoms...
1593 01:40:48,149 01:40:50,428 once a millennium once a millennium
1594 01:40:51,453 01:40:53,115 and has enough life force and has enough life force
1595 01:40:53,314 01:40:55,748 to raise an entire army to raise an entire army
1596 01:40:58,543 01:40:59,841 shall I eat it? shall I eat it?
1597 01:41:00,042 01:41:03,846 return to the golden ageless life of the fey return to the golden ageless life of the fey
1598 01:41:11,759 01:41:13,444 we could run away together we could run away together
1599 01:41:13,645 01:41:16,715 spend more stolen moments in side chambers spend more stolen moments in side chambers
1600 01:41:18,216 01:41:19,283 of course... of course...
1601 01:41:19,484 01:41:21,800 Holden will fall Holden will fall
1602 01:41:22,000 01:41:24,606 and it's people join the dread army and it's people join the dread army
1603 01:41:24,806 01:41:28,036 but if that's what meant to happen who are we to prevent it but if that's what meant to happen who are we to prevent it
1604 01:41:32,076 01:41:36,507 I understand now what you were trying to tell me I understand now what you were trying to tell me
1605 01:41:36,707 01:41:38,981 about our world about our world
1606 01:41:39,181 01:41:42,333 the emissary filled me in when she gave me the gift the emissary filled me in when she gave me the gift
1607 01:41:42,533 01:41:44,268 you are not Dundereal you are not Dundereal
1608 01:41:44,467 01:41:46,235 shall I prove it? shall I prove it?
1609 01:41:48,090 01:41:49,923 in more intimate ways in more intimate ways
1610 01:41:50,123 01:41:55,061 a string of kisses down your spine perhaps a string of kisses down your spine perhaps
1611 01:41:56,186 01:41:58,444 I will kill you I will kill you
1612 01:42:00,103 01:42:04,244 one hand in the small of your back one hand in the small of your back
1613 01:42:04,444 01:42:07,599 the other at your navel to steady you the other at your navel to steady you
1614 01:42:07,800 01:42:11,047 hoist you, like a mainsail hoist you, like a mainsail
1615 01:42:12,362 01:42:14,675 take my word, little girl take my word, little girl
1616 01:42:14,875 01:42:17,512 for I've been around long enough to know for I've been around long enough to know
1617 01:42:17,712 01:42:20,346 there is no escape from predeterm... there is no escape from predeterm...
1618 01:42:27,301 01:42:31,360 we make our own fate old man we make our own fate old man
1619 01:42:39,945 01:42:42,099 five short five short
1620 01:42:42,298 01:42:44,738 too bad you won't last the turn too bad you won't last the turn
1621 01:42:48,576 01:42:50,108 for this? for this?
1622 01:42:50,307 01:42:54,350 my army's starved and died for this bit of sodding fruit? my army's starved and died for this bit of sodding fruit?
1623 01:42:54,550 01:42:56,684 it can raise the dead! it can raise the dead!
1624 01:42:58,380 01:43:00,668 the dead are here the dead are here
1625 01:43:00,868 01:43:04,202 you may have lost the kingdom to save one man you may have lost the kingdom to save one man
1626 01:43:04,403 01:43:08,659 saving Dundereal was never my intent saving Dundereal was never my intent
1627 01:43:25,978 01:43:28,591 activating apple of life activating apple of life
1628 01:43:30,895 01:43:34,689 not that it really matters but who are you raising from the dead? not that it really matters but who are you raising from the dead?
1629 01:43:38,846 01:43:40,618 you you
1630 01:43:43,753 01:43:46,631 oh you clever bitch oh you clever bitch
1631 01:43:57,823 01:43:59,253 what just happened? what just happened?
1632 01:43:59,453 01:44:02,566 I believe he just resurrected your entire army I believe he just resurrected your entire army
1633 01:44:02,765 01:44:05,167 an entire army that you now have to feed an entire army that you now have to feed
1634 01:44:05,368 01:44:08,810 and yep, you don't have any food production on your board and yep, you don't have any food production on your board
1635 01:44:09,010 01:44:10,992 holy sex balls holy sex balls
1636 01:44:11,192 01:44:13,877 he just starved a starvation deck he just starved a starvation deck
1637 01:44:21,925 01:44:26,966 did you just forget that my entire army will reanimate next turn? did you just forget that my entire army will reanimate next turn?
1638 01:44:28,277 01:44:32,782 did you just forget that I'm 2 renown away from victory? did you just forget that I'm 2 renown away from victory?
1639 01:44:47,087 01:44:49,449 no no
1640 01:44:51,900 01:44:53,911 not like this not like this
1641 01:45:19,052 01:45:21,694 best game I've had in years best game I've had in years
1642 01:45:28,063 01:45:30,235 so who's our monarch? the Mach's guy so who's our monarch? the Mach's guy
1643 01:45:30,435 01:45:31,635 king hammerdom king hammerdom
1644 01:45:31,836 01:45:33,972 hammer doom hammer doom
1645 01:45:34,172 01:45:36,762 it is a time of celebration it is a time of celebration
1646 01:45:38,594 01:45:43,805 the dread army falls defeated by an alliance of might and metal the dread army falls defeated by an alliance of might and metal
1647 01:45:44,873 01:45:47,885 where her father buried the god head seat where her father buried the god head seat
1648 01:45:48,086 01:45:50,234 Myriad put an ally upon it Myriad put an ally upon it
1649 01:45:50,434 01:45:52,430 assuring beyond all doubt assuring beyond all doubt
1650 01:45:52,630 01:45:54,359 that more than one Buxtehude that more than one Buxtehude
1651 01:45:54,559 01:45:56,603 will live on in legend! will live on in legend!
1652 01:46:28,172 01:46:31,623 we won we won we did it we did it we won we won we did it we did it
1653 01:46:31,823 01:46:33,925 we did it we did it we did it we did it
1654 01:46:34,126 01:46:36,537 everybody everybody
1655 01:46:38,484 01:46:40,930 get naked! get naked!
1656 01:46:57,094 01:46:58,297 da Vinci da Vinci
1657 01:47:00,122 01:47:01,268 mark mark
1658 01:47:01,469 01:47:03,114 your student... your student...
1659 01:47:03,314 01:47:05,773 acquitted himself well today acquitted himself well today
1660 01:47:07,684 01:47:09,904 and yours got a little out of hand and yours got a little out of hand
1661 01:47:10,104 01:47:11,873 admittedly so admittedly so
1662 01:47:12,073 01:47:16,746 I'll be far more discriminating the next time I elect to train a team I'll be far more discriminating the next time I elect to train a team
1663 01:47:16,945 01:47:19,979 the game can't survive another legacy the game can't survive another legacy
1664 01:47:20,180 01:47:21,747 the game the game
1665 01:47:21,947 01:47:23,573 misses you misses you
1666 01:47:25,121 01:47:26,657 the game's in good hands the game's in good hands
1667 01:47:27,659 01:47:29,658 Meach... Meach...
1668 01:47:29,859 01:47:31,129 Leo... Leo...
1669 01:47:34,811 01:47:36,344 actually... actually...
1670 01:47:36,543 01:47:39,757 my flight doesn't leave for another 6 hours my flight doesn't leave for another 6 hours
1671 01:47:39,957 01:47:41,897 do you wanna get a bear? do you wanna get a bear?
1672 01:47:43,890 01:47:48,237 hell yes and I'm buying hell yes and I'm buying
1673 01:47:48,438 01:47:50,324 thank you Simm thank you Simm
1674 01:47:54,954 01:47:56,047 dearly beloved dearly beloved
1675 01:47:56,247 01:47:58,528 we are gathered here we are gathered here
1676 01:47:58,729 01:48:02,432 before the eyes of god... of all gods before the eyes of god... of all gods
1677 01:48:02,631 01:48:04,516 to recognize the wedding to recognize the wedding
1678 01:48:04,716 01:48:07,532 of Myriad Buxtehude of Holden of Myriad Buxtehude of Holden
1679 01:48:07,733 01:48:10,668 and prince Rannon of Malchior and prince Rannon of Malchior
1680 01:48:29,688 01:48:32,632 so congrats, you saved our world so congrats, you saved our world
1681 01:48:33,934 01:48:36,298 please, that's a little dances with wolvesy please, that's a little dances with wolvesy
1682 01:48:36,498 01:48:37,997 I won a card game I won a card game
1683 01:48:38,198 01:48:42,478 I was gonna go last samuraiesque or avatarish perhaps I was gonna go last samuraiesque or avatarish perhaps
1684 01:48:42,677 01:48:45,230 we're really talking about birth of a nation we're really talking about birth of a nation
1685 01:48:45,430 01:48:49,414 except your not a racist fuck(?) indeed indeed not except your not a racist fuck(?) indeed indeed not
1686 01:48:49,614 01:48:52,877 I'm a dick not an asshole an important distinction I'm a dick not an asshole an important distinction
1687 01:48:54,149 01:48:54,786 hi hi
1688 01:48:54,985 01:48:56,301 thanks thanks
1689 01:48:58,899 01:49:01,149 you're gonna want to wipe your prints off that you're gonna want to wipe your prints off that
1690 01:49:02,680 01:49:04,614 thanks for the tip thanks for the tip
1691 01:49:06,524 01:49:07,524 so... so...
1692 01:49:09,442 01:49:11,636 I suppose you'll be expecting that date now? I suppose you'll be expecting that date now?
1693 01:49:11,837 01:49:13,484 naah naah
1694 01:49:13,684 01:49:16,444 I didn't actually get your monarch on the throne I didn't actually get your monarch on the throne
1695 01:49:16,644 01:49:19,829 plus I owe you an apple of life card. you and Leo plus I owe you an apple of life card. you and Leo
1696 01:49:20,029 01:49:22,325 it died for a good cause it died for a good cause
1697 01:49:23,591 01:49:27,692 lets face it, getting a date with the whole I did X so you own me Y thing lets face it, getting a date with the whole I did X so you own me Y thing
1698 01:49:27,893 01:49:29,831 is kinda... douchy is kinda... douchy
1699 01:49:31,064 01:49:33,751 well, you're kind of a douche bag so... well, you're kind of a douche bag so...
1700 01:49:36,123 01:49:39,291 kinda expecting you to contradict me there why? it's true kinda expecting you to contradict me there why? it's true
1701 01:49:41,372 01:49:43,291 so uh... so uh...
1702 01:49:44,512 01:49:47,063 will I be seeing you at the next regional qualifier? will I be seeing you at the next regional qualifier?
1703 01:49:49,072 01:49:52,025 I think you might cool I think you might cool
1704 01:49:52,225 01:49:55,171 I hear you know this great waffle place I hear you know this great waffle place
1705 01:49:55,371 01:49:59,956 maybe we grab some coffee after, sling some cards, talk about the game maybe we grab some coffee after, sling some cards, talk about the game
1706 01:50:00,155 01:50:01,798 I'd like that I'd like that
1707 01:50:03,376 01:50:05,180 see you around Cas see you around Cas
1708 01:50:13,953 01:50:15,520 wife wife
1709 01:50:22,725 01:50:24,503 I have something for you I have something for you
1710 01:50:24,703 01:50:27,369 a belated wedding present a belated wedding present
1711 01:50:28,644 01:50:29,832 what is this? what is this?
1712 01:50:30,904 01:50:34,120 the roots of the tree of life grow through many worlds the roots of the tree of life grow through many worlds
1713 01:50:35,279 01:50:38,874 there is another realm where the apples of life blossom there is another realm where the apples of life blossom
1714 01:50:39,801 01:50:42,510 a world far closer to the root a world far closer to the root
1715 01:50:43,302 01:50:45,720 we may still be able to save your love we may still be able to save your love
1716 01:50:46,869 01:50:49,470 our marriage is one of strategic interest our marriage is one of strategic interest
1717 01:50:50,354 01:50:52,872 but that doesn't mean that we have to suffer for it but that doesn't mean that we have to suffer for it
1718 01:50:56,659 01:50:59,471 oh... my am I early? oh... my am I early?
1719 01:51:08,055 01:51:09,643 I was just leaving I was just leaving
1720 01:51:12,466 01:51:14,000 go go
1721 01:51:14,199 01:51:15,917 save your love save your love
1722 01:51:22,971 01:51:24,981 and leave behind that ridiculous dress and leave behind that ridiculous dress
1723 01:51:25,181 01:51:27,036 suits you not at all suits you not at all
1724 01:51:36,701 01:51:41,340 father try to keep up father try to keep up
1725 01:51:51,564 01:51:53,488 what else is there to say? what else is there to say?
1726 01:51:56,904 01:51:59,161 you were such an important part of my life you were such an important part of my life
1727 01:52:00,447 01:52:04,126 and... and it's just isn't the same without you and... and it's just isn't the same without you
1728 01:52:05,684 01:52:07,494 and I miss you and I miss you
1729 01:52:09,588 01:52:12,265 but even though you're gone but even though you're gone
1730 01:52:13,389 01:52:15,875 I still love you I still love you
1731 01:52:17,472 01:52:19,356 I always will I always will
1732 01:52:24,243 01:52:26,045 thank you thank you
1733 01:52:26,978 01:52:29,127 for the time that we spent together, and... for the time that we spent together, and...
1734 01:52:29,328 01:52:31,291 and wherever you are and wherever you are
1735 01:52:32,609 01:52:36,273 may you unite the seven dragon crystals of destiny may you unite the seven dragon crystals of destiny
1736 01:52:37,268 01:52:41,185 the same way that you united the seven dragon crystals the same way that you united the seven dragon crystals
1737 01:52:41,386 01:52:43,583 of my heart of my heart
1738 01:52:53,801 01:52:58,056 can I get a minute guys? of course, you bet can I get a minute guys? of course, you bet
1739 01:52:58,256 01:52:59,628 thanks thanks
1740 01:53:15,918 01:53:20,750 number one king team hurray number one king team hurray
1741 01:53:20,949 01:53:25,422 ninja dragon riders ninja dragon riders
1742 01:53:25,622 01:53:30,636 secret rock star USA secret rock star USA
1743 01:53:32,728 01:53:37,966 you can't take the sky from me you can't take the sky from me
1744 01:53:46,173 01:53:47,399 a little left there a little left there
1745 01:53:47,600 01:53:49,198 a little more to the left a little more to the left
1746 01:53:50,827 01:53:52,027 now split the difference now split the difference
1747 01:53:59,712 01:54:02,712 actually I don't know what I was thinking that's way too left actually I don't know what I was thinking that's way too left
1748 01:54:02,912 01:54:04,114 oh come on oh come on
1749 01:54:04,314 01:54:06,665 are you ready? are you ready?
1750 01:54:06,865 01:54:07,865 allright that's good allright that's good
1751 01:54:08,845 01:54:10,300 thank you thank you
1752 01:54:11,306 01:54:12,802 this guy this guy
1753 01:54:14,667 01:54:15,764 thanks thanks
1754 01:54:15,965 01:54:18,701 look, congratulations and everything look, congratulations and everything
1755 01:54:18,900 01:54:22,347 but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to not have your face around but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to not have your face around
1756 01:54:22,547 01:54:24,347 polluting my favorite game anymor... polluting my favorite game anymor...
1757 01:54:25,372 01:54:28,970 they based a card on you oh look at that they totally did they based a card on you oh look at that they totally did
1758 01:54:31,750 01:54:33,466 would you... would you...
1759 01:54:33,666 01:54:36,021 sign this for me? sure sign this for me? sure
1760 01:54:36,221 01:54:37,777 game time yeah game time yeah
1761 01:54:46,505 01:54:47,984 cool cool
1762 01:54:48,994 01:54:50,305 lose the beard, Jesus lose the beard, Jesus
1763 01:54:51,462 01:54:52,752 what a dick what a dick
1764 01:54:56,345 01:54:59,634 so... this sure seems familiar so... this sure seems familiar
1765 01:54:59,835 01:55:02,585 yeah haven't we all been here before? yeah haven't we all been here before?
1766 01:55:02,784 01:55:05,012 it's like deja vu all over again it's like deja vu all over again
1767 01:55:10,938 01:55:12,280 so... so...
1768 01:55:12,480 01:55:14,786 the shadow... the shadow...
1769 01:55:14,987 01:55:18,282 now, give us the girl now, give us the girl
1770 01:55:18,481 01:55:20,931 the girl was but a means to an end the girl was but a means to an end
1771 01:55:21,131 01:55:25,232 to lure the five of you here to kill us to lure the five of you here to kill us
1772 01:55:25,432 01:55:27,503 you? no... you? no...
1773 01:55:27,703 01:55:32,715 my quarrel was never with you the great secret I mentioned my quarrel was never with you the great secret I mentioned
1774 01:55:32,916 01:55:35,195 do you remember it? do you remember it?
1775 01:55:42,502 01:55:45,327 what is that? is that... what is that? is that...
1776 01:55:45,527 01:55:49,855 oh my my quarrel has never been with you oh my my quarrel has never been with you
1777 01:55:50,055 01:55:51,500 rather... rather...
1778 01:55:51,699 01:55:55,347 it's been with those who've continually thwarted my plans it's been with those who've continually thwarted my plans
1779 01:56:03,777 01:56:05,631 now you... now you...
1780 01:56:05,831 01:56:09,297 I have quite the quarrel with I have quite the quarrel with
1781 01:56:47,666 01:56:53,649 don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way don't look surprised you had to know that it would end this way
1782 01:56:53,849 01:56:59,648 your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play your choices sealed your fate before we had begun to play
1783 01:56:59,847 01:57:05,766 stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools stop blaming luck and chance poor craftsmen only blame their tools
1784 01:57:05,966 01:57:12,076 remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy remind the other fools what happens when they face the legacy
1785 01:57:15,789 01:57:18,015 we are the legacy! we are the legacy!
1786 01:57:23,692 01:57:29,502 you story guys the answers there if you take time to look you story guys the answers there if you take time to look
1787 01:57:29,702 01:57:35,793 if narrative is what you crave why not just read a book? if narrative is what you crave why not just read a book?
1788 01:57:35,993 01:57:41,708 hey here's my story it's called winning you might give it a try hey here's my story it's called winning you might give it a try
1789 01:57:41,908 01:57:48,206 you simply can't deny the awesome sauce that is the legacy you simply can't deny the awesome sauce that is the legacy
1790 01:57:51,752 01:57:54,126 we are the legacy we are the legacy
1791 01:58:01,891 01:58:07,609 gods are we can't you see gods are we can't you see
1792 01:58:07,810 01:58:12,092 who are we we are the legacy who are we we are the legacy
1793 01:58:14,091 01:58:22,091 Coded from hearing Aviad Pineles Coded from hearing Aviad Pineles
1794 01:58:22,292 01:58:30,292 Dedicated to my beloved wife <3<3<3<3<3 Dedicated to my beloved wife <3<3<3<3<3