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1	00:00:50,222	00:00:57,222	Brought to you by iRiS \| TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §	Brought to you by iRiS \| TRiNiTY § Enjoy the flick §
2	00:01:55,858	00:02:00,462	Today is the day someone will prove to me that they are worthy of not just a paycheck,	Today is the day someone will prove to me that they are worthy of not just a paycheck,
3	00:02:00,495	00:02:02,865	but a journey into the unknown.	but a journey into the unknown.
4	00:02:05,034	00:02:07,669	I have had the honor, with a hard "U,"	I have had the honor, with a hard "U,"
5	00:02:07,703	00:02:09,906	- like the Europeans do, "The Honeur." - Hor-uh-ner.	- like the Europeans do, "The Honeur." - Hor-uh-ner.
6	00:02:09,939	00:02:11,174	What did I say?	What did I say?
7	00:02:11,207	00:02:16,112	You said "honeur." It's a hard, but also soft. It's a soft "H."	You said "honeur." It's a hard, but also soft. It's a soft "H."
8	00:02:16,145	00:02:20,750	I have had the honor of being bell captain of this fine establishment for 12 years.	I have had the honor of being bell captain of this fine establishment for 12 years.
9	00:02:20,783	00:02:23,351	And a common bellman for 10 years before that.	And a common bellman for 10 years before that.
10	00:02:23,385	00:02:28,090	You might be asking yourself, "How has this guy had the same job for 27 years?"	You might be asking yourself, "How has this guy had the same job for 27 years?"
11	00:02:28,891	00:02:30,760	I don't need to progress.	I don't need to progress.
12	00:02:30,793	00:02:33,996	I don't need success in the eyes of my father, wherever he is,	I don't need success in the eyes of my father, wherever he is,
13	00:02:34,030	00:02:37,700	I don't need to do things like prove my worth to the love of my life	I don't need to do things like prove my worth to the love of my life
14	00:02:37,733	00:02:40,535	that I let slip away and would do anything to get back.	that I let slip away and would do anything to get back.
15	00:02:40,569	00:02:44,472	And I'm saying anything, like, if she came up on this roof right now...	And I'm saying anything, like, if she came up on this roof right now...
16	00:02:47,576	00:02:48,845	It's enough chit chat.	It's enough chit chat.
17	00:02:50,445	00:02:51,580	Let's do this.	Let's do this.
18	00:02:52,447	00:02:53,515	Tyler's right.	Tyler's right.
19	00:02:54,516	00:02:56,351	The time is nigh.	The time is nigh.
20	00:03:03,625	00:03:06,461	Mm, mm-hmm. Nice. That'll work.	Mm, mm-hmm. Nice. That'll work.
21	00:03:07,930	00:03:11,868	When we first started, there were 12 potential bellmen in training.	When we first started, there were 12 potential bellmen in training.
22	00:03:11,901	00:03:13,368	The field is now down to three.	The field is now down to three.
23	00:03:15,637	00:03:18,007	Psst! Steve. Two guys.	Psst! Steve. Two guys.
24	00:03:18,040	00:03:21,143	I see. As it turns out, there are only two of you.	I see. As it turns out, there are only two of you.
25	00:03:25,214	00:03:29,719	Whoever passes this competition will enter into final bellman certification,	Whoever passes this competition will enter into final bellman certification,
26	00:03:29,752	00:03:31,988	in which there are three stages to your initiation.	in which there are three stages to your initiation.
27	00:03:32,021	00:03:33,622	Let's do this!	Let's do this!
28	00:03:35,057	00:03:36,125	Oh, dear God.	Oh, dear God.
29	00:03:45,201	00:03:46,635	On your mark,	On your mark,
30	00:03:48,804	00:03:52,808	get set, and go.	get set, and go.
31	00:04:47,029	00:04:49,732	Congrats, B.I.T. You've won the elimination round.	Congrats, B.I.T. You've won the elimination round.
32	00:04:49,765	00:04:52,667	Passing the first stage is a pretty big deal.	Passing the first stage is a pretty big deal.
33	00:04:52,702	00:04:54,704	Be proud, very few make it this far.	Be proud, very few make it this far.
34	00:04:54,737	00:04:55,871	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
35	00:04:55,905	00:04:58,174	C'mon. I wanna show you something.	C'mon. I wanna show you something.
36	00:04:59,141	00:05:01,010	Ah! Hello?	Ah! Hello?
37	00:05:07,149	00:05:09,018	Um. Hello?	Um. Hello?
38	00:05:09,051	00:05:11,553	Shh. You're safe.	Shh. You're safe.
39	00:05:12,388	00:05:14,757	Ow! Someone punched me, Steve.	Ow! Someone punched me, Steve.
40	00:05:14,790	00:05:16,892	Tyler, did you punch Josh?	Tyler, did you punch Josh?
41	00:05:16,926	00:05:18,995	Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did.	Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did.
42	00:05:29,604	00:05:30,906	Check it out.	Check it out.
43	00:05:30,940	00:05:32,208	The Bellman Hall of Fame.	The Bellman Hall of Fame.
44	00:05:32,875	00:05:34,276	All the greats are up there.	All the greats are up there.
45	00:05:34,310	00:05:35,244	You know who that is?	You know who that is?
46	00:05:36,278	00:05:37,179	Sid Whitman.	Sid Whitman.
47	00:05:37,213	00:05:40,016	He started here as a bellman, just like us.	He started here as a bellman, just like us.
48	00:05:40,049	00:05:42,650	Worked his way up the ladder and bought the hotel.	Worked his way up the ladder and bought the hotel.
49	00:05:42,685	00:05:44,552	Could I work my way up the ladder?	Could I work my way up the ladder?
50	00:05:45,354	00:05:46,222	Sure.	Sure.
51	00:05:47,323	00:05:49,091	How come you never worked your way up the ladder?	How come you never worked your way up the ladder?
52	00:05:50,993	00:05:52,695	Yeah, we're having a good time.	Yeah, we're having a good time.
53	00:05:54,330	00:05:56,198	Who's the cactus?	Who's the cactus?
54	00:05:56,232	00:05:59,902	That's Sauggie. Best bellman I ever worked with.	That's Sauggie. Best bellman I ever worked with.
55	00:05:59,935	00:06:02,805	Sauggie once stacked 22 bags on one bell cart.	Sauggie once stacked 22 bags on one bell cart.
56	00:06:02,838	00:06:04,006	Still an Arizona record!	Still an Arizona record!
57	00:06:04,040	00:06:06,608	Sauggie once revived a woman who passed away in the lobby.	Sauggie once revived a woman who passed away in the lobby.
58	00:06:06,641	00:06:09,078	- A week later. - Still an Arizona record.	- A week later. - Still an Arizona record.
59	00:06:09,111	00:06:12,715	When Sauggie left, he took a piece of me with him.	When Sauggie left, he took a piece of me with him.
60	00:06:14,083	00:06:17,153	Miss you, Sauggie, miss you every day.	Miss you, Sauggie, miss you every day.
61	00:06:18,120	00:06:19,288	Where did Sauggie go?	Where did Sauggie go?
62	00:06:19,321	00:06:20,923	No one knows.	No one knows.
63	00:06:22,224	00:06:23,658	What?	What?
64	00:06:23,692	00:06:27,096	Nobody knows. He just didn't show up to work one day, no explanation.	Nobody knows. He just didn't show up to work one day, no explanation.
65	00:06:27,129	00:06:29,331	The police searched for weeks. He just vanished.	The police searched for weeks. He just vanished.
66	00:06:30,232	00:06:31,633	Miss him every day.	Miss him every day.
67	00:06:32,835	00:06:34,136	It's all right here in the Bellman Handbook .	It's all right here in the Bellman Handbook .
68	00:06:36,638	00:06:37,306	Go ahead.	Go ahead.
69	00:06:43,312	00:06:47,783	So just to be clear, cactus was a revered bellman	So just to be clear, cactus was a revered bellman
70	00:06:47,817	00:06:49,218	who mysteriously disappeared	who mysteriously disappeared
71	00:06:50,252	00:06:52,188	and his return is something everyone covets.	and his return is something everyone covets.
72	00:06:52,922	00:06:54,924	- Yeah, that's pretty much it. - That's spot on.	- Yeah, that's pretty much it. - That's spot on.
73	00:06:54,957	00:06:56,792	- It's the story they're all going with. - 100%	- It's the story they're all going with. - 100%
74	00:06:56,826	00:06:59,627	Yeah. Okay. I'm just making sure that's where we're going with this.	Yeah. Okay. I'm just making sure that's where we're going with this.
75	00:06:59,661	00:07:03,032	Come on, let's get you into uniform.	Come on, let's get you into uniform.
76	00:07:03,065	00:07:04,533	- Hey, Steve. - Hey.	- Hey, Steve. - Hey.
77	00:07:04,567	00:07:08,370	Here's today's checkouts. There's also a handful early check-ins today.	Here's today's checkouts. There's also a handful early check-ins today.
78	00:07:08,404	00:07:11,407	Last night we were at 80% but tonight's going to be at full capacity.	Last night we were at 80% but tonight's going to be at full capacity.
79	00:07:11,440	00:07:12,674	I can't wait.	I can't wait.
80	00:07:13,876	00:07:16,712	Josh, the goal here is to make as much in tips as possible.	Josh, the goal here is to make as much in tips as possible.
81	00:07:16,745	00:07:20,049	Now you achieve that by giving great service 24/7, all right?	Now you achieve that by giving great service 24/7, all right?
82	00:07:20,082	00:07:22,885	Remind the guests if they don't have cash, all good,	Remind the guests if they don't have cash, all good,
83	00:07:22,918	00:07:25,020	they can get Bravo, the new tipping app.	they can get Bravo, the new tipping app.
84	00:07:25,054	00:07:26,822	Okay, let's get this party started.	Okay, let's get this party started.
85	00:07:26,856	00:07:28,357	All right!	All right!
86	00:07:29,725	00:07:30,392	What was that?	What was that?
87	00:07:36,065	00:07:36,999	Oh, woah.	Oh, woah.
88	00:07:38,134	00:07:41,737	- Um, you are a big man. - I'm the runt of the litter.	- Um, you are a big man. - I'm the runt of the litter.
89	00:07:41,770	00:07:43,973	- You want 1.8 for that property? - Hey, what's up?	- You want 1.8 for that property? - Hey, what's up?
90	00:07:44,006	00:07:46,142	Yeah, I can get you 1.2 if you're lucky. Come on in.	Yeah, I can get you 1.2 if you're lucky. Come on in.
91	00:07:46,175	00:07:49,945	- Hi, I'm Rhonda. - One of us is not ready yet, but we'll be ready soon.	- Hi, I'm Rhonda. - One of us is not ready yet, but we'll be ready soon.
92	00:07:51,313	00:07:52,915	Hi, I'm Jesus.	Hi, I'm Jesus.
93	00:07:53,816	00:07:55,650	Can we take your bag for you, sir?	Can we take your bag for you, sir?
94	00:07:57,786	00:07:59,955	Oh!	Oh!
95	00:07:59,989	00:08:02,657	Sure thing, Mr. Ketterer. He's on his way and he won't be late.	Sure thing, Mr. Ketterer. He's on his way and he won't be late.
96	00:08:03,192	00:08:04,727	JJ.	JJ.
97	00:08:07,363	00:08:08,931	Hi, I'm Tyler. I'm your bellman.	Hi, I'm Tyler. I'm your bellman.
98	00:08:08,964	00:08:10,132	Hey, my name is JJ.	Hey, my name is JJ.
99	00:08:10,166	00:08:11,734	You're the bellman.	You're the bellman.
100	00:08:11,767	00:08:14,303	A couple of houses on the market that have been sitting there for the last year	A couple of houses on the market that have been sitting there for the last year
101	00:08:14,336	00:08:17,740	and you're trying to tell... did you just look at a watch that wasn't on your hand?	and you're trying to tell... did you just look at a watch that wasn't on your hand?
102	00:08:17,773	00:08:18,807	I have an itch.	I have an itch.
103	00:08:18,841	00:08:21,210	No, man. This is really new to me. But I feel bad.	No, man. This is really new to me. But I feel bad.
104	00:08:21,243	00:08:25,381	I usually don't have people help me do it and oh... I can't believe it.	I usually don't have people help me do it and oh... I can't believe it.
105	00:08:25,414	00:08:26,448	Mother Bear.	Mother Bear.
106	00:08:26,482	00:08:29,018	- I'll take this here. - No, no. I'm not ready yet.	- I'll take this here. - No, no. I'm not ready yet.
107	00:08:29,051	00:08:31,787	- How about I just take this one then? - Oh, no. I'm not quite finished.	- How about I just take this one then? - Oh, no. I'm not quite finished.
108	00:08:32,421	00:08:34,290	Rhonda, will you help me fold these?	Rhonda, will you help me fold these?
109	00:08:34,323	00:08:35,791	Oh, I'd prefer not to.	Oh, I'd prefer not to.
110	00:08:35,824	00:08:37,226	So, can I bring these down for you?	So, can I bring these down for you?
111	00:08:38,527	00:08:39,795	What do you think?	What do you think?
112	00:08:42,831	00:08:43,866	I don't know.	I don't know.
113	00:08:43,899	00:08:44,833	No.	No.
114	00:08:46,035	00:08:48,103	This is greatly appreciated. Have a great rest of your day.	This is greatly appreciated. Have a great rest of your day.
115	00:08:48,137	00:08:50,139	- That's good. - Yeah, okay. Good.	- That's good. - Yeah, okay. Good.
116	00:08:50,172	00:08:52,942	- And that's for you. - Oh, you are too kind.	- And that's for you. - Oh, you are too kind.
117	00:08:52,975	00:08:55,411	No, no, no. We got to keep it organized, baby.	No, no, no. We got to keep it organized, baby.
118	00:08:55,444	00:08:58,480	- What is two dollars? - Let's get this show on the road.	- What is two dollars? - Let's get this show on the road.
119	00:08:58,514	00:09:01,283	- Oh, those are binoculars. - Those are binoculars.	- Oh, those are binoculars. - Those are binoculars.
120	00:09:01,317	00:09:02,384	Bravo!	Bravo!
121	00:09:03,085	00:09:05,788	Excuse me, could you...	Excuse me, could you...
122	00:09:06,922	00:09:08,190	Steve?	Steve?
123	00:09:09,525	00:09:10,793	Houseman?	Houseman?
124	00:09:11,527	00:09:15,798	Wow, it's me, Dave Myers.	Wow, it's me, Dave Myers.
125	00:09:15,831	00:09:17,066	Dick-face Dave.	Dick-face Dave.
126	00:09:17,933	00:09:19,368	You used to say that all the...	You used to say that all the...
127	00:09:19,401	00:09:22,037	- Dave Myers. Right. - Yeah.	- Dave Myers. Right. - Yeah.
128	00:09:22,071	00:09:24,306	What... What are you doing here in Tucson?	What... What are you doing here in Tucson?
129	00:09:24,340	00:09:28,444	Spirifresh, the spiritual mind refreshment retreat.	Spirifresh, the spiritual mind refreshment retreat.
130	00:09:28,477	00:09:30,312	- Sounds refreshing. - Ooh.	- Sounds refreshing. - Ooh.
131	00:09:33,849	00:09:34,516	So,	So,
132	00:09:36,252	00:09:37,920	can you help me to my room?	can you help me to my room?
133	00:09:37,953	00:09:40,089	Oh, duh.	Oh, duh.
134	00:09:40,122	00:09:45,094	You know Tucson has the most days of sunshine of any city in the entire US.	You know Tucson has the most days of sunshine of any city in the entire US.
135	00:09:45,127	00:09:47,896	And one of the most popular golf destinations.	And one of the most popular golf destinations.
136	00:09:47,930	00:09:50,332	Steve Houseman, this is crazy.	Steve Houseman, this is crazy.
137	00:09:51,200	00:09:55,004	I mean, I thought you were all like running a tech company...	I mean, I thought you were all like running a tech company...
138	00:09:55,037	00:09:56,839	win... winning Super Bowl's.	win... winning Super Bowl's.
139	00:09:58,841	00:10:00,442	Oh, yeah. No.	Oh, yeah. No.
140	00:10:01,277	00:10:03,045	You've had this job since high school, right?	You've had this job since high school, right?
141	00:10:03,879	00:10:05,281	Yeah, yeah. Good memory.	Yeah, yeah. Good memory.
142	00:10:05,314	00:10:08,183	Still. Same job, still. Still a bellman.	Still. Same job, still. Still a bellman.
143	00:10:08,851	00:10:11,420	Well actually now, I am the bell captain.	Well actually now, I am the bell captain.
144	00:10:11,453	00:10:12,921	Oh, ahoy!	Oh, ahoy!
145	00:10:12,955	00:10:16,258	So, after Kate got pregnant with Maddie, she quit her job at the tech firm.	So, after Kate got pregnant with Maddie, she quit her job at the tech firm.
146	00:10:16,292	00:10:19,595	I make enough money for the both of us, so, and she is such a wonderful mother.	I make enough money for the both of us, so, and she is such a wonderful mother.
147	00:10:19,628	00:10:23,098	It's really... I just love having a family.	It's really... I just love having a family.
148	00:10:23,132	00:10:26,168	It's like the most great thing you can ever imagine. Ouch!	It's like the most great thing you can ever imagine. Ouch!
149	00:10:27,036	00:10:29,171	- No, it's okay. I'm good. - It's a tight squeeze.	- No, it's okay. I'm good. - It's a tight squeeze.
150	00:10:29,204	00:10:31,540	You can just put it right there. Just...	You can just put it right there. Just...
151	00:10:33,208	00:10:34,209	Yeah, wow.	Yeah, wow.
152	00:10:34,877	00:10:35,544	Steve.	Steve.
153	00:10:36,713	00:10:38,380	It's great to see you. You're really good at this, man.	It's great to see you. You're really good at this, man.
154	00:10:38,414	00:10:39,381	I appreciate it.	I appreciate it.
155	00:10:39,415	00:10:40,349	Yeah.	Yeah.
156	00:10:40,382	00:10:42,451	- All right, well. Enjoy your stay. - Oh.	- All right, well. Enjoy your stay. - Oh.
157	00:10:46,989	00:10:48,891	Ah, thank you.	Ah, thank you.
158	00:10:49,325	00:10:50,192	Money.	Money.
159	00:10:50,993	00:10:54,063	Money. Ooh, money.	Money. Ooh, money.
160	00:10:54,897	00:10:56,231	Eh. Uh, no.	Eh. Uh, no.
161	00:11:00,269	00:11:01,603	You know...	You know...
162	00:11:07,543	00:11:09,912	- Trying to leave. - Yeah, yeah.	- Trying to leave. - Yeah, yeah.
163	00:11:17,119	00:11:18,187	It's a game.	It's a game.
164	00:11:18,220	00:11:19,321	Got a busy day.	Got a busy day.
165	00:11:21,490	00:11:23,359	Getting weird every time you stop me.	Getting weird every time you stop me.
166	00:11:25,160	00:11:27,963	Dave, I've never beat anybody up in this hotel before.	Dave, I've never beat anybody up in this hotel before.
167	00:11:27,996	00:11:28,864	Yeah.	Yeah.
168	00:11:31,033	00:11:32,301	- All right. - Okay.	- All right. - Okay.
169	00:11:32,334	00:11:34,937	- See you around, Dave. - Yeah, I'll see you around Dave... Steve.	- See you around, Dave. - Yeah, I'll see you around Dave... Steve.
170	00:11:45,647	00:11:48,384	♪ When he was a boy He would dream ♪	♪ When he was a boy He would dream ♪
171	00:11:48,417	00:11:51,453	♪ About growing up to be Steve ♪	♪ About growing up to be Steve ♪
172	00:11:52,221	00:11:55,057	♪ He always thought He'd be more ♪	♪ He always thought He'd be more ♪
173	00:11:55,090	00:11:58,227	♪ Than just a guy bringing bags To the door ♪	♪ Than just a guy bringing bags To the door ♪
174	00:11:58,728	00:11:59,595	Kelly.	Kelly.
175	00:12:01,663	00:12:03,298	- I didn't know you'd be... - Oh!	- I didn't know you'd be... - Oh!
176	00:12:04,032	00:12:05,434	Oh, shh!	Oh, shh!
177	00:12:06,969	00:12:08,303	Do you need help?	Do you need help?
178	00:12:09,104	00:12:09,972	Thanks.	Thanks.
179	00:12:19,749	00:12:21,049	I got to go to the lobby.	I got to go to the lobby.
180	00:12:23,485	00:12:24,987	- It's that way. - Okay.	- It's that way. - Okay.
181	00:12:33,595	00:12:36,265	Oh, you guys have a bar and grill, nice.	Oh, you guys have a bar and grill, nice.
182	00:12:36,298	00:12:37,966	Yeah, you can really get lit there.	Yeah, you can really get lit there.
183	00:12:50,612	00:12:52,014	- What's your name? - Josh.	- What's your name? - Josh.
184	00:12:52,047	00:12:55,050	I don't care. Don't talk to me. Everything goes through Tyler, okay?	I don't care. Don't talk to me. Everything goes through Tyler, okay?
185	00:12:56,084	00:12:57,419	Okay. Yes, sir.	Okay. Yes, sir.
186	00:12:57,453	00:12:58,954	- Just... - Sorry, sir.	- Just... - Sorry, sir.
187	00:12:58,987	00:13:02,524	I'm with him right now. Hold on one sec. I need the keys to the golf course.	I'm with him right now. Hold on one sec. I need the keys to the golf course.
188	00:13:03,726	00:13:05,093	Excuse me?	Excuse me?
189	00:13:05,127	00:13:07,697	The keys to the golf course, you're supposed to keep them on hand.	The keys to the golf course, you're supposed to keep them on hand.
190	00:13:07,730	00:13:08,597	Ah...	Ah...
191	00:13:11,533	00:13:14,603	Wow, first day and we can't trust you.	Wow, first day and we can't trust you.
192	00:13:15,604	00:13:17,539	- You can pack up your things. - I don't have things.	- You can pack up your things. - I don't have things.
193	00:13:17,573	00:13:18,640	Even better.	Even better.
194	00:13:18,674	00:13:20,743	You're fired, you got 10 minutes to vacate the property	You're fired, you got 10 minutes to vacate the property
195	00:13:20,777	00:13:22,511	or I'll have you arrested for trespassing.	or I'll have you arrested for trespassing.
196	00:13:23,278	00:13:24,179	No.	No.
197	00:13:26,048	00:13:26,716	Yes.	Yes.
198	00:13:28,685	00:13:31,587	Josh, I'm messing with you, man.	Josh, I'm messing with you, man.
199	00:13:34,122	00:13:35,725	I'm Michael, Front Office Manager.	I'm Michael, Front Office Manager.
200	00:13:35,758	00:13:38,393	Hey. Josh, I'm B.I.T.	Hey. Josh, I'm B.I.T.
201	00:13:38,427	00:13:39,361	Yeah, I know.	Yeah, I know.
202	00:13:39,394	00:13:40,429	Hey, guys.	Hey, guys.
203	00:13:40,462	00:13:41,731	Steve, morning, brother.	Steve, morning, brother.
204	00:13:41,764	00:13:43,800	Met the new guy. Hit him with the classic.	Met the new guy. Hit him with the classic.
205	00:13:43,833	00:13:45,601	Nice. You know, Josh.	Nice. You know, Josh.
206	00:13:45,634	00:13:47,669	I trained Michael when he got hired here as a bellman.	I trained Michael when he got hired here as a bellman.
207	00:13:47,704	00:13:50,506	Couple of years later he took a dump on my face and took a promotion.	Couple of years later he took a dump on my face and took a promotion.
208	00:13:50,539	00:13:53,141	Weird that I'd want a salary and health insurance for the family.	Weird that I'd want a salary and health insurance for the family.
209	00:13:53,175	00:13:54,510	Did he really take a dump on your face?	Did he really take a dump on your face?
210	00:13:54,543	00:13:57,446	If any of you guys, notwithstanding Steve, ever want to move up,	If any of you guys, notwithstanding Steve, ever want to move up,
211	00:13:57,479	00:13:59,248	let me know, the door is always open.	let me know, the door is always open.
212	00:13:59,281	00:14:00,717	And become like you or Alan?	And become like you or Alan?
213	00:14:00,750	00:14:03,619	- Who's Alan? - Department head meeting in 15 minutes, Steve, don't be late.	- Who's Alan? - Department head meeting in 15 minutes, Steve, don't be late.
214	00:14:03,652	00:14:06,088	Yes, sir, got it marked right here in my palm pilot.	Yes, sir, got it marked right here in my palm pilot.
215	00:14:08,725	00:14:10,292	- Who's this? - B.I.T.	- Who's this? - B.I.T.
216	00:14:10,325	00:14:12,094	No thanks. I just ate. What's your name?	No thanks. I just ate. What's your name?
217	00:14:12,695	00:14:13,562	Josh.	Josh.
218	00:14:14,429	00:14:16,733	Joshua, is it? I should write you up.	Joshua, is it? I should write you up.
219	00:14:17,599	00:14:18,768	Oh yeah?	Oh yeah?
220	00:14:19,869	00:14:22,371	Oh, you're gonna write me up?	Oh, you're gonna write me up?
221	00:14:25,541	00:14:27,744	I... I should write you up	I... I should write you up
222	00:14:27,777	00:14:31,046	for that penis head.	for that penis head.
223	00:14:32,849	00:14:35,083	- One demerit! - We don't have demerits, Alan.	- One demerit! - We don't have demerits, Alan.
224	00:14:35,117	00:14:35,818	Well, we will.	Well, we will.
225	00:14:35,852	00:14:38,587	I'm trying to implement them.	I'm trying to implement them.
226	00:14:38,620	00:14:40,122	You will be watched.	You will be watched.
227	00:14:40,155	00:14:44,159	You will be fired, if you talk to me like that again.	You will be fired, if you talk to me like that again.
228	00:14:44,192	00:14:45,494	Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.	Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
229	00:14:45,527	00:14:46,595	Sir.	Sir.
230	00:14:48,263	00:14:49,131	Good.	Good.
231	00:14:50,365	00:14:52,100	11 minutes till the meeting.	11 minutes till the meeting.
232	00:14:52,134	00:14:52,802	Can't wait.	Can't wait.
233	00:14:53,468	00:14:54,536	One demerit.	One demerit.
234	00:14:55,404	00:14:56,672	So, that's Alan.	So, that's Alan.
235	00:14:56,706	00:14:59,341	- Ah. - Good to meet you. Steve, I'll catch you at the meeting.	- Ah. - Good to meet you. Steve, I'll catch you at the meeting.
236	00:14:59,374	00:15:00,542	Yeah.	Yeah.
237	00:15:01,744	00:15:03,545	- First early check-in of the day. - Thank you, Stacey.	- First early check-in of the day. - Thank you, Stacey.
238	00:15:03,579	00:15:04,681	No problem.	No problem.
239	00:15:05,982	00:15:08,317	All right, you heard her, B.I.T. Get out and help that lady.	All right, you heard her, B.I.T. Get out and help that lady.
240	00:15:08,350	00:15:11,153	- Alone? - Oh, yeah. No better way to learn.	- Alone? - Oh, yeah. No better way to learn.
241	00:15:13,422	00:15:15,290	Yeah, okay.	Yeah, okay.
242	00:15:16,525	00:15:17,760	No problemo.	No problemo.
243	00:15:17,794	00:15:18,828	You got this.	You got this.
244	00:15:20,562	00:15:21,430	Here we go.	Here we go.
245	00:15:22,331	00:15:23,700	Josh's time to shine.	Josh's time to shine.
246	00:15:25,267	00:15:26,134	Who are you talking to?	Who are you talking to?
247	00:15:26,869	00:15:27,737	What?	What?
248	00:15:28,771	00:15:29,806	No... no one.	No... no one.
249	00:15:35,745	00:15:38,380	Hi, I'm Josh. I'm the new B.I.T. I was wondering if I could...	Hi, I'm Josh. I'm the new B.I.T. I was wondering if I could...
250	00:15:38,413	00:15:41,684	Welcome to King Saguaro Hotel. May I have your last name, please?	Welcome to King Saguaro Hotel. May I have your last name, please?
251	00:15:41,718	00:15:43,786	- It's Long. - No problem. I've got room on ticket.	- It's Long. - No problem. I've got room on ticket.
252	00:15:43,820	00:15:46,288	Oh, no, no. My name is Sheila Long.	Oh, no, no. My name is Sheila Long.
253	00:15:46,321	00:15:48,523	Oh, of course. Miss Long.	Oh, of course. Miss Long.
254	00:15:48,557	00:15:50,626	Good morning, ma'am. Can I help...	Good morning, ma'am. Can I help...
255	00:15:50,659	00:15:53,161	Oh, my, what happened?	Oh, my, what happened?
256	00:15:53,195	00:15:56,331	Bellmen are clumsy and stupid.	Bellmen are clumsy and stupid.
257	00:15:56,365	00:15:57,800	Yeah. Please. Come right this way.	Yeah. Please. Come right this way.
258	00:16:04,774	00:16:07,342	Listen up, Josh.	Listen up, Josh.
259	00:16:07,877	00:16:10,646	Do not encroach on us when we're talking with guests.	Do not encroach on us when we're talking with guests.
260	00:16:10,680	00:16:11,814	Why not?	Why not?
261	00:16:11,848	00:16:14,282	'Coz you get smashed in the head with a suitcase, bro.	'Coz you get smashed in the head with a suitcase, bro.
262	00:16:14,316	00:16:19,287	Now, go back to ding-a-ling desk with other ding-a-lings. Ding-a-ling.	Now, go back to ding-a-ling desk with other ding-a-lings. Ding-a-ling.
263	00:16:19,789	00:16:20,690	Ding-a-ling.	Ding-a-ling.
264	00:16:38,240	00:16:39,942	Steve.	Steve.
265	00:16:39,976	00:16:42,879	A few years ago, we were honored to host the Susan B. Anthony Memorial Golf Tournament.	A few years ago, we were honored to host the Susan B. Anthony Memorial Golf Tournament.
266	00:16:42,912	00:16:45,948	Needless to say, we were slammed. Cars were piling up.	Needless to say, we were slammed. Cars were piling up.
267	00:16:45,982	00:16:50,218	So, I took the initiative to help and valeted a nice woman's Mercedes	So, I took the initiative to help and valeted a nice woman's Mercedes
268	00:16:50,252	00:16:52,254	and the brothers did not like that.	and the brothers did not like that.
269	00:16:52,287	00:16:56,625	In retaliation, they peed on every single bell cart.	In retaliation, they peed on every single bell cart.
270	00:16:56,658	00:16:58,895	Yeah. Things have been contentious between us ever since.	Yeah. Things have been contentious between us ever since.
271	00:16:58,928	00:17:01,229	You would know that if you read the Bellmen Handbook .	You would know that if you read the Bellmen Handbook .
272	00:17:01,263	00:17:02,497	You just gave me the handbook...	You just gave me the handbook...
273	00:17:02,531	00:17:04,067	You should have it memorized, you idiot!	You should have it memorized, you idiot!
274	00:17:04,100	00:17:09,872	Yeah, you idiot. All right. I got to go to a meeting. Josh, you're in charge.	Yeah, you idiot. All right. I got to go to a meeting. Josh, you're in charge.
275	00:17:09,906	00:17:11,239	Really?	Really?
276	00:17:11,273	00:17:11,941	Nope.	Nope.
277	00:17:13,608	00:17:15,377	- Come on, think. - Hey, Brad.	- Come on, think. - Hey, Brad.
278	00:17:15,912	00:17:17,212	Watch this.	Watch this.
279	00:17:18,681	00:17:21,516	Hi, welcome to the hotel. Let me grab these for you.	Hi, welcome to the hotel. Let me grab these for you.
280	00:17:21,550	00:17:23,019	- Thank you. - Right this way.	- Thank you. - Right this way.
281	00:17:23,052	00:17:26,221	You know it was my idea to do an all-female Ghostbusters.	You know it was my idea to do an all-female Ghostbusters.
282	00:17:26,756	00:17:27,990	You really are an idiot.	You really are an idiot.
283	00:17:29,357	00:17:31,560	Explain to me the difference between Radicchio and Arugula.	Explain to me the difference between Radicchio and Arugula.
284	00:17:31,593	00:17:34,596	Radicchio has no... how do you say?	Radicchio has no... how do you say?
285	00:17:38,735	00:17:40,002	I didn't take a single one.	I didn't take a single one.
286	00:17:40,036	00:17:41,871	You didn't take any? Oh man.	You didn't take any? Oh man.
287	00:17:52,547	00:17:54,316	All right everyone, let's be Quiet please.	All right everyone, let's be Quiet please.
288	00:17:54,349	00:17:56,418	We have a lot to get through and not a lot of time.	We have a lot to get through and not a lot of time.
289	00:17:56,451	00:17:57,419	Alan, what time is it?	Alan, what time is it?
290	00:17:58,320	00:18:00,723	Alan, it's a flip phone, just flip it.	Alan, it's a flip phone, just flip it.
291	00:18:02,657	00:18:03,893	Alan, what time is it?	Alan, what time is it?
292	00:18:05,494	00:18:07,096	- Michael, what time is it? - 10:25 a.m.	- Michael, what time is it? - 10:25 a.m.
293	00:18:07,130	00:18:10,733	Quick rundown time of everything today, shall we? Guillaume, what's in season?	Quick rundown time of everything today, shall we? Guillaume, what's in season?
294	00:18:10,767	00:18:12,969	- Cacti are always in season. - Ah, ha-ha. Don't I know it?	- Cacti are always in season. - Ah, ha-ha. Don't I know it?
295	00:18:13,002	00:18:16,072	- Ted, what do you got for me? - We're close to discovering the source of the smell	- Ted, what do you got for me? - We're close to discovering the source of the smell
296	00:18:16,105	00:18:18,473	coming from the air ducts on the third floor.	coming from the air ducts on the third floor.
297	00:18:18,507	00:18:20,743	And we all sincerely hope that you do. Louisa.	And we all sincerely hope that you do. Louisa.
298	00:18:20,777	00:18:22,611	Our robe inventory is diminishing.	Our robe inventory is diminishing.
299	00:18:22,644	00:18:25,413	Until we put a stop to this robe thievery,	Until we put a stop to this robe thievery,
300	00:18:25,447	00:18:27,917	only the people who really need robes will get them.	only the people who really need robes will get them.
301	00:18:27,950	00:18:30,987	Very troubling. Alan, please find the culprit.	Very troubling. Alan, please find the culprit.
302	00:18:31,020	00:18:33,055	And Patty, how are the puppets?	And Patty, how are the puppets?
303	00:18:33,089	00:18:34,056	Oh, you know, we good.	Oh, you know, we good.
304	00:18:34,090	00:18:35,892	Oh! Thanks Patty.	Oh! Thanks Patty.
305	00:18:35,925	00:18:37,794	We have a lot of events this weekend.	We have a lot of events this weekend.
306	00:18:37,827	00:18:40,428	I want to keep everyone apprised of where everything is going on.	I want to keep everyone apprised of where everything is going on.
307	00:18:40,462	00:18:42,832	In the Sahuarita Ballroom we have the Moishevitz Bar Mitzvah.	In the Sahuarita Ballroom we have the Moishevitz Bar Mitzvah.
308	00:18:42,865	00:18:44,801	Please have the first aid kit ready.	Please have the first aid kit ready.
309	00:18:44,834	00:18:47,904	And in the Tanque Verde Ballroom we have the 4th Annual Toddler Ball.	And in the Tanque Verde Ballroom we have the 4th Annual Toddler Ball.
310	00:18:47,937	00:18:50,338	So plenty of juice boxes and goldfish.	So plenty of juice boxes and goldfish.
311	00:18:50,372	00:18:53,475	In the Saddlebrooke Ballroom we have Spirifresh,	In the Saddlebrooke Ballroom we have Spirifresh,
312	00:18:53,508	00:18:55,577	the Spiritual Mind Refreshment Retreat.	the Spiritual Mind Refreshment Retreat.
313	00:18:55,610	00:18:57,947	Now for anyone who is interested in attending Spirifresh,	Now for anyone who is interested in attending Spirifresh,
314	00:18:57,980	00:19:00,850	they are offering a 4% employee discount.	they are offering a 4% employee discount.
315	00:19:04,386	00:19:06,856	Now you might recognize that we are at a 100% capacity this weekend	Now you might recognize that we are at a 100% capacity this weekend
316	00:19:06,889	00:19:09,992	and we have some V-very I-important P's showing up,	and we have some V-very I-important P's showing up,
317	00:19:10,026	00:19:13,361	including our owner, Sid Whitman.	including our owner, Sid Whitman.
318	00:19:13,395	00:19:18,768	And everyone join me in congratulating Kelly on joining Les Clefs d'Or,	And everyone join me in congratulating Kelly on joining Les Clefs d'Or,
319	00:19:18,801	00:19:22,470	the national organization of lobby concierges.	the national organization of lobby concierges.
320	00:19:22,504	00:19:24,907	Kelly, we appreciate people whose commitment to excellence	Kelly, we appreciate people whose commitment to excellence
321	00:19:24,941	00:19:29,644	earns them honors like these and makes us look good in the process. So, thank you.	earns them honors like these and makes us look good in the process. So, thank you.
322	00:19:35,417	00:19:36,719	Mazel tov , baby.	Mazel tov , baby.
323	00:19:36,752	00:19:37,652	Thanks, Patty.	Thanks, Patty.
324	00:19:39,021	00:19:43,391	And thank you, Susan. I'm honored to share this table with all of you.	And thank you, Susan. I'm honored to share this table with all of you.
325	00:19:43,425	00:19:47,763	Every one of you makes my job easier. Except for Steve.	Every one of you makes my job easier. Except for Steve.
326	00:19:49,664	00:19:51,133	Meeting is over.	Meeting is over.
327	00:20:03,846	00:20:04,714	Kelly.	Kelly.
328	00:20:05,748	00:20:07,415	- Kelly. - What, Steve?	- Kelly. - What, Steve?
329	00:20:07,449	00:20:08,684	Congrats on the pin thingy.	Congrats on the pin thingy.
330	00:20:11,087	00:20:15,157	It's Les Clefs d'Or, not a pin thingy.	It's Les Clefs d'Or, not a pin thingy.
331	00:20:16,524	00:20:17,994	What are you doing right now?	What are you doing right now?
332	00:20:18,027	00:20:19,128	I'm working.	I'm working.
333	00:20:20,029	00:20:21,063	I got a promotion.	I got a promotion.
334	00:20:24,200	00:20:28,170	I was interviewing and crushing it so they were like enough is enough.	I was interviewing and crushing it so they were like enough is enough.
335	00:20:28,204	00:20:31,741	Let's start the transition. To the top is where I'm headed.	Let's start the transition. To the top is where I'm headed.
336	00:20:31,774	00:20:33,976	So, just thought you should know that.	So, just thought you should know that.
337	00:20:34,710	00:20:39,547	Congratulations. Maybe I'll be seeing you at the adult table.	Congratulations. Maybe I'll be seeing you at the adult table.
338	00:20:39,581	00:20:43,085	Maybe I'll look in your direction at the table when you see me there.	Maybe I'll look in your direction at the table when you see me there.
339	00:20:43,853	00:20:45,154	I'll be the guy looking at you.	I'll be the guy looking at you.
340	00:20:49,892	00:20:51,127	Michael, this is Steve.	Michael, this is Steve.
341	00:20:51,160	00:20:52,061	Michael.	Michael.
342	00:20:52,094	00:20:53,662	I need you in the garden ASAP.	I need you in the garden ASAP.
343	00:21:02,671	00:21:04,240	God! Jesus, come on.	God! Jesus, come on.
344	00:21:04,273	00:21:06,508	- What's up, dude? - Oh, hey. I need your help.	- What's up, dude? - Oh, hey. I need your help.
345	00:21:06,541	00:21:09,011	Hmm. Pretty sure the favor scale is leaning heavily in my favor.	Hmm. Pretty sure the favor scale is leaning heavily in my favor.
346	00:21:09,045	00:21:13,615	Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I just lied to Kelly. I told her I was getting promoted.	Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I just lied to Kelly. I told her I was getting promoted.
347	00:21:13,648	00:21:14,784	Why would you do that?	Why would you do that?
348	00:21:14,817	00:21:17,853	I don't know, man. I just miss her. I want another shot.	I don't know, man. I just miss her. I want another shot.
349	00:21:17,887	00:21:19,654	Well, lying to her is a great start.	Well, lying to her is a great start.
350	00:21:19,689	00:21:21,157	- You gonna help me or not? - Of course.	- You gonna help me or not? - Of course.
351	00:21:21,190	00:21:24,026	But I can't just promote you out of thin air. It's a process.	But I can't just promote you out of thin air. It's a process.
352	00:21:24,060	00:21:26,762	- If you were a manager, you'd know that. - Great, so make me a manager.	- If you were a manager, you'd know that. - Great, so make me a manager.
353	00:21:26,796	00:21:29,664	All right, I'll see what I can do. But you got to keep your nose clean.	All right, I'll see what I can do. But you got to keep your nose clean.
354	00:21:29,699	00:21:32,234	- Right, if Alan catches you doing anything... - I can handle Alan.	- Right, if Alan catches you doing anything... - I can handle Alan.
355	00:21:32,268	00:21:34,136	No messing around. You can't get in trouble.	No messing around. You can't get in trouble.
356	00:21:34,170	00:21:36,504	I'll keep a low profile. I'll hide in the bell closet.	I'll keep a low profile. I'll hide in the bell closet.
357	00:21:36,538	00:21:38,540	How come I never get to hang out in the bell closet?	How come I never get to hang out in the bell closet?
358	00:21:38,573	00:21:40,109	Because you abandoned us.	Because you abandoned us.
359	00:21:41,877	00:21:43,946	I deserved that.	I deserved that.
360	00:21:43,980	00:21:45,181	All right, so what's our move?	All right, so what's our move?
361	00:21:45,214	00:21:46,716	Try to convince Susan to give you a shot.	Try to convince Susan to give you a shot.
362	00:21:46,749	00:21:50,019	Show her some numbers, tell her I need an Assistant Front Office Manager.	Show her some numbers, tell her I need an Assistant Front Office Manager.
363	00:21:50,052	00:21:52,254	Great, thank you. Hey, uh...	Great, thank you. Hey, uh...
364	00:21:54,323	00:21:59,295	Let's just keep this a Mike, Steve thing, you know. Guys don't need to know.	Let's just keep this a Mike, Steve thing, you know. Guys don't need to know.
365	00:21:59,328	00:22:03,565	- Why not? - The whole "being a bell captain for life" is kind of my thing.	- Why not? - The whole "being a bell captain for life" is kind of my thing.
366	00:22:03,598	00:22:08,704	- You're killing me, man. - I know, okay. I'll get you back. I'll get you robes.	- You're killing me, man. - I know, okay. I'll get you back. I'll get you robes.
367	00:22:08,738	00:22:10,538	- Robes? - Yeah.	- Robes? - Yeah.
368	00:22:10,572	00:22:11,841	Damn it.	Damn it.
369	00:22:11,874	00:22:13,575	I got plenty of robes at home.	I got plenty of robes at home.
370	00:22:13,608	00:22:14,977	Then just tell me that.	Then just tell me that.
371	00:22:16,312	00:22:19,148	- Let's get back inside before someone suspects something. - Yeah.	- Let's get back inside before someone suspects something. - Yeah.
372	00:22:39,802	00:22:42,071	Oh, hey. Steve! This is Gunther.	Oh, hey. Steve! This is Gunther.
373	00:22:42,104	00:22:44,907	He is a very important P.	He is a very important P.
374	00:22:45,975	00:22:49,779	Gunther. Hi, I'm Steve, the bell captain.	Gunther. Hi, I'm Steve, the bell captain.
375	00:22:49,812	00:22:53,615	Steve, yes.	Steve, yes.
376	00:22:55,151	00:22:58,087	Stress, but it's not work related.	Stress, but it's not work related.
377	00:23:00,089	00:23:03,225	A good soul, unfulfilled.	A good soul, unfulfilled.
378	00:23:04,360	00:23:07,797	But Steve can dance.	But Steve can dance.
379	00:23:10,232	00:23:12,134	No. No, he can't.	No. No, he can't.
380	00:23:13,369	00:23:16,005	Um, I can dance.	Um, I can dance.
381	00:23:17,206	00:23:19,008	So, you think you can dance?	So, you think you can dance?
382	00:23:22,078	00:23:24,579	In your face, Steve. He pegged you good, Steve.	In your face, Steve. He pegged you good, Steve.
383	00:23:25,147	00:23:28,784	That was good.	That was good.
384	00:23:30,953	00:23:34,223	I make this joke because there is a famous show,	I make this joke because there is a famous show,
385	00:23:34,256	00:23:38,828	a television show has the same moniker as these words I just said to you.	a television show has the same moniker as these words I just said to you.
386	00:23:38,861	00:23:41,297	I have not seen it because my studies show,	I have not seen it because my studies show,
387	00:23:41,330	00:23:45,667	television is observation from a distance, yeah?	television is observation from a distance, yeah?
388	00:23:46,135	00:23:48,204	Yeah, but you... yes.	Yeah, but you... yes.
389	00:23:48,237	00:23:49,738	You Steve, captain.	You Steve, captain.
390	00:23:49,772	00:23:51,307	Yes, you can dance.	Yes, you can dance.
391	00:23:51,340	00:23:54,376	The universe loves you, so do I.	The universe loves you, so do I.
392	00:23:55,344	00:23:57,980	But we always safe, so safe.	But we always safe, so safe.
393	00:23:58,981	00:24:01,717	Here is Sanz Hands hand sanitizer.	Here is Sanz Hands hand sanitizer.
394	00:24:02,351	00:24:03,319	That's a lot.	That's a lot.
395	00:24:07,256	00:24:08,891	Okay.	Okay.
396	00:24:08,924	00:24:11,060	Sorry, you're just so cute, I can't help myself.	Sorry, you're just so cute, I can't help myself.
397	00:24:15,364	00:24:17,867	These girls are definitely feeling us.	These girls are definitely feeling us.
398	00:24:17,900	00:24:21,437	Gunther can jump hella far, bro.	Gunther can jump hella far, bro.
399	00:24:21,470	00:24:23,372	- Hella far. - Why does that matter?	- Hella far. - Why does that matter?
400	00:24:23,405	00:24:27,143	You are so lucky because tonight I am hosting	You are so lucky because tonight I am hosting
401	00:24:27,176	00:24:30,779	one of my very rare seminars	one of my very rare seminars
402	00:24:30,813	00:24:32,848	right here in the conference room.	right here in the conference room.
403	00:24:32,882	00:24:35,417	It only happen two,	It only happen two,
404	00:24:35,451	00:24:38,420	maybe three times in a weekend.	maybe three times in a weekend.
405	00:24:38,454	00:24:41,223	So, I trust I will see all of you there?	So, I trust I will see all of you there?
406	00:24:41,257	00:24:43,292	We will definitely be there. Are you kidding me?	We will definitely be there. Are you kidding me?
407	00:24:43,325	00:24:44,760	A kid is a baby goat.	A kid is a baby goat.
408	00:24:46,729	00:24:51,400	Laughter is organic message of the universe and yet,	Laughter is organic message of the universe and yet,
409	00:24:51,433	00:24:55,237	no human vessel can contain it.	no human vessel can contain it.
410	00:24:55,271	00:24:56,138	Yeah.	Yeah.
411	00:24:56,939	00:24:57,973	Hmm.	Hmm.
412	00:24:59,575	00:25:01,477	Make sure you go to the website because the tickets, they go like hot cakes.	Make sure you go to the website because the tickets, they go like hot cakes.
413	00:25:01,510	00:25:03,045	You know, they go so fast.	You know, they go so fast.
414	00:25:03,078	00:25:05,047	- Paid. - Ah, look how fast.	- Paid. - Ah, look how fast.
415	00:25:05,080	00:25:06,749	- Paid. - So fast still.	- Paid. - So fast still.
416	00:25:06,782	00:25:09,151	Yeah, we're gonna need to check our schedules	Yeah, we're gonna need to check our schedules
417	00:25:09,185	00:25:10,886	before we can commit.	before we can commit.
418	00:25:18,327	00:25:22,097	When they commit to the seminar what are they...	When they commit to the seminar what are they...
419	00:25:22,131	00:25:23,399	what are they paying for?	what are they paying for?
420	00:25:23,432	00:25:24,466	Steve,	Steve,
421	00:25:25,134	00:25:27,770	Steve is the captain. Captain Steve.	Steve is the captain. Captain Steve.
422	00:25:28,370	00:25:30,039	Just like the mouse...	Just like the mouse...
423	00:25:31,073	00:25:32,041	the mouth	the mouth
424	00:25:34,777	00:25:36,879	craves hydration.	craves hydration.
425	00:25:36,912	00:25:38,314	Yeah, okay?	Yeah, okay?
426	00:25:38,347	00:25:41,217	So the mind crave...	So the mind crave...
427	00:25:43,552	00:25:45,254	what is human word for this?	what is human word for this?
428	00:25:48,324	00:25:49,191	Knowledge.	Knowledge.
429	00:25:52,561	00:25:54,964	Do you know that the human brain	Do you know that the human brain
430	00:25:54,997	00:25:57,833	only uses 14% capacity?	only uses 14% capacity?
431	00:25:59,568	00:26:05,007	The dog uses 24% of the human brain.	The dog uses 24% of the human brain.
432	00:26:05,040	00:26:07,042	How, Gunther? I will tell you tonight.	How, Gunther? I will tell you tonight.
433	00:26:07,076	00:26:08,811	I will tell you tonight at the seminar.	I will tell you tonight at the seminar.
434	00:26:11,213	00:26:12,281	I can't wait, man.	I can't wait, man.
435	00:26:12,314	00:26:13,749	Why are we clapping?	Why are we clapping?
436	00:26:13,782	00:26:18,988	Spirifresh has enlightened my brain to know what my body is capable of.	Spirifresh has enlightened my brain to know what my body is capable of.
437	00:26:20,122	00:26:22,791	Don't you want to know what our bodies are capable of?	Don't you want to know what our bodies are capable of?
438	00:26:22,825	00:26:23,659	- Yes. - Yes.	- Yes. - Yes.
439	00:26:23,693	00:26:26,028	- Definitely. 100%. - At the seminar...	- Definitely. 100%. - At the seminar...
440	00:26:26,061	00:26:28,998	Really I just work here during the day, but my nights is off.	Really I just work here during the day, but my nights is off.
441	00:26:29,932	00:26:32,468	So now we must go up to the room, okay, we unwind,	So now we must go up to the room, okay, we unwind,
442	00:26:32,501	00:26:35,971	we meditate and then we make love 1000 times.	we meditate and then we make love 1000 times.
443	00:26:36,005	00:26:41,977	But first what always is... what always is... what always is safe?	But first what always is... what always is... what always is safe?
444	00:26:42,478	00:26:43,879	Yes, safe.	Yes, safe.
445	00:26:45,981	00:26:46,849	My Lord.	My Lord.
446	00:26:49,451	00:26:53,889	Yes. Safe. Super safe. Yes.	Yes. Safe. Super safe. Yes.
447	00:26:55,224	00:26:56,726	Can you help me with my bags?	Can you help me with my bags?
448	00:26:56,760	00:27:02,164	They're really heavy and your hands look so strong and sexually satisfying.	They're really heavy and your hands look so strong and sexually satisfying.
449	00:27:04,333	00:27:05,367	Yup.	Yup.
450	00:27:07,336	00:27:08,837	Allons y .	Allons y .
451	00:27:09,438	00:27:10,839	Have fun.	Have fun.
452	00:27:18,314	00:27:19,548	Who's she?	Who's she?
453	00:27:19,581	00:27:21,950	Kelly. Chief Concierge.	Kelly. Chief Concierge.
454	00:27:22,451	00:27:24,853	She's like the bell captain of concierges.	She's like the bell captain of concierges.
455	00:27:25,387	00:27:27,089	Seems like you love her.	Seems like you love her.
456	00:27:27,990	00:27:29,658	We went out a few times a while back.	We went out a few times a while back.
457	00:27:29,693	00:27:32,928	One night I was hanging at the bar after hours, waiting to meet her for a dirty one.	One night I was hanging at the bar after hours, waiting to meet her for a dirty one.
458	00:27:32,961	00:27:34,897	- Eww. - Martini, you perv.	- Eww. - Martini, you perv.
459	00:27:34,930	00:27:36,532	Oh!	Oh!
460	00:27:36,565	00:27:39,868	Anyway, one of the bartenders just so happened to be a very handsome young lady.	Anyway, one of the bartenders just so happened to be a very handsome young lady.
461	00:27:40,402	00:27:42,604	She got an olive lodged in her throat.	She got an olive lodged in her throat.
462	00:27:42,638	00:27:43,672	Everyone starts freaking out.	Everyone starts freaking out.
463	00:27:43,707	00:27:46,075	I hop over the bar and start giving her the Heimlich,	I hop over the bar and start giving her the Heimlich,
464	00:27:46,108	00:27:48,143	but Kelly wasn't familiar with that maneuver.	but Kelly wasn't familiar with that maneuver.
465	00:27:48,177	00:27:49,378	So, it looked like we were...	So, it looked like we were...
466	00:27:49,411	00:27:51,013	Ah, doinking.	Ah, doinking.
467	00:27:51,046	00:27:52,147	Doinking.	Doinking.
468	00:27:52,181	00:27:53,849	That was it between Kelly and I.	That was it between Kelly and I.
469	00:27:54,483	00:27:56,218	I've been trying to get her back ever since.	I've been trying to get her back ever since.
470	00:27:56,251	00:27:58,654	- How's that going? - I'm not good enough for her.	- How's that going? - I'm not good enough for her.
471	00:27:58,688	00:28:01,323	Well, if you don't think you're good enough, why should she?	Well, if you don't think you're good enough, why should she?
472	00:28:04,126	00:28:05,994	Maybe you should be the one holding a conference.	Maybe you should be the one holding a conference.
473	00:28:16,405	00:28:20,342	Do you like this? I just want to make sure I look cute at the after party tonight.	Do you like this? I just want to make sure I look cute at the after party tonight.
474	00:28:21,243	00:28:22,578	Yeah, you look cute.	Yeah, you look cute.
475	00:28:32,521	00:28:33,389	What about this one?	What about this one?
476	00:28:35,624	00:28:39,261	It's great. They're both... I like them both, you know.	It's great. They're both... I like them both, you know.
477	00:28:39,294	00:28:40,596	So, I will see you tonight?	So, I will see you tonight?
478	00:28:40,629	00:28:41,597	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
479	00:28:41,630	00:28:43,298	Go ahead and buy that ticket.	Go ahead and buy that ticket.
480	00:28:44,233	00:28:46,301	Oh, yeah. I'll just... I'll do it when I get downstairs.	Oh, yeah. I'll just... I'll do it when I get downstairs.
481	00:28:47,035	00:28:47,970	Ah...	Ah...
482	00:28:49,671	00:28:54,243	Ah, you don't know how to give massages, do you?	Ah, you don't know how to give massages, do you?
483	00:28:55,144	00:29:00,015	Yes, I do. I was captain of the varsity massage... massage squad.	Yes, I do. I was captain of the varsity massage... massage squad.
484	00:29:00,048	00:29:02,017	I have an idea. Come on.	I have an idea. Come on.
485	00:29:07,356	00:29:10,225	- Can you believe that guy? - Okay, he's a complete slime ball, right?	- Can you believe that guy? - Okay, he's a complete slime ball, right?
486	00:29:10,259	00:29:12,060	Oh, yeah. No question. I mean it's a huge scam.	Oh, yeah. No question. I mean it's a huge scam.
487	00:29:12,094	00:29:13,128	You know him?	You know him?
488	00:29:13,162	00:29:15,197	Not personally. And this Spirifresh thing is new.	Not personally. And this Spirifresh thing is new.
489	00:29:15,230	00:29:17,199	It used to be called Modern Divinity.	It used to be called Modern Divinity.
490	00:29:17,232	00:29:18,701	See, my aunt and uncle were super into it,	See, my aunt and uncle were super into it,
491	00:29:18,735	00:29:20,703	they put up their house, all their savings,	they put up their house, all their savings,
492	00:29:20,737	00:29:23,172	my uncle's foreign feather collection, everything.	my uncle's foreign feather collection, everything.
493	00:29:23,205	00:29:25,307	They lost it all thinking he was going to make them rich.	They lost it all thinking he was going to make them rich.
494	00:29:25,340	00:29:28,944	Now they don't even have a feather to their name. And those girls are in on it too.	Now they don't even have a feather to their name. And those girls are in on it too.
495	00:29:29,679	00:29:31,447	Help keep an eye on the guys for me, would you?	Help keep an eye on the guys for me, would you?
496	00:29:31,480	00:29:33,649	- But I hurt my wrist, Steve. - God damn it.	- But I hurt my wrist, Steve. - God damn it.
497	00:29:40,322	00:29:43,492	I'll sit in the hot bath and you can massage my neck	I'll sit in the hot bath and you can massage my neck
498	00:29:43,525	00:29:49,298	and then I'll figure out a way to pay you back that's equally, physically gratifying.	and then I'll figure out a way to pay you back that's equally, physically gratifying.
499	00:29:51,366	00:29:54,236	Careful, you might get wet.	Careful, you might get wet.
500	00:29:55,604	00:29:56,605	Not a problem.	Not a problem.
501	00:29:59,274	00:30:03,479	Ooh, clean your hands first. Okay, sweetie?	Ooh, clean your hands first. Okay, sweetie?
502	00:30:03,512	00:30:04,580	Of course.	Of course.
503	00:30:16,492	00:30:20,662	Oh, go ahead and buy that ticket, okay, honey?	Oh, go ahead and buy that ticket, okay, honey?
504	00:30:20,697	00:30:22,564	Yes, of course.	Yes, of course.
505	00:30:31,808	00:30:33,075	Spirifresh.	Spirifresh.
506	00:30:34,744	00:30:35,544	All bought.	All bought.
507	00:30:35,577	00:30:38,547	Do you know what I'm gonna do now?	Do you know what I'm gonna do now?
508	00:30:40,449	00:30:41,350	Nope.	Nope.
509	00:30:41,383	00:30:44,653	I'm going to take a moment to get ready.	I'm going to take a moment to get ready.
510	00:30:44,687	00:30:47,155	Oh...	Oh...
511	00:30:50,192	00:30:51,794	Oh, right.	Oh, right.
512	00:30:51,828	00:30:54,463	Well, I'll be right outside	Well, I'll be right outside
513	00:30:54,496	00:30:58,333	whenever you're ready to...	whenever you're ready to...
514	00:31:00,435	00:31:02,237	You're so cute.	You're so cute.
515	00:31:12,314	00:31:15,685	So, my vacation days expire at the end of the month.	So, my vacation days expire at the end of the month.
516	00:31:15,718	00:31:19,588	I'm thinking about going to Botswana, help build a school.	I'm thinking about going to Botswana, help build a school.
517	00:31:19,621	00:31:24,159	I just hope one of the babies is an orphan, so I can sneak him home in my suitcase.	I just hope one of the babies is an orphan, so I can sneak him home in my suitcase.
518	00:31:24,192	00:31:25,561	Well, why don't you just adopt?	Well, why don't you just adopt?
519	00:31:25,594	00:31:29,732	Oh, no, no, the chances of getting a white baby are way too high.	Oh, no, no, the chances of getting a white baby are way too high.
520	00:31:31,199	00:31:33,435	I love white babies. I used to be one.	I love white babies. I used to be one.
521	00:31:34,704	00:31:36,238	Sorry, didn't see you guys there.	Sorry, didn't see you guys there.
522	00:31:36,271	00:31:39,241	It's been a crazy day. Michael has me taking care of a bunch of things for him,	It's been a crazy day. Michael has me taking care of a bunch of things for him,
523	00:31:39,274	00:31:40,877	you know, assistant manager type of stuff.	you know, assistant manager type of stuff.
524	00:31:40,910	00:31:42,544	Well, looks like you're just...	Well, looks like you're just...
525	00:31:42,578	00:31:45,547	One second, hold that thought. That's a go for Steve.	One second, hold that thought. That's a go for Steve.
526	00:31:45,581	00:31:46,816	Yeah, we can move forward.	Yeah, we can move forward.
527	00:31:46,849	00:31:50,753	Ultimately, it is my decision to make, so we're good to go there.	Ultimately, it is my decision to make, so we're good to go there.
528	00:31:50,787	00:31:52,254	Great. Over.	Great. Over.
529	00:31:53,422	00:31:55,123	It's part of my day-to-day now.	It's part of my day-to-day now.
530	00:31:55,157	00:31:57,727	Just making decisions, delegating,	Just making decisions, delegating,
531	00:31:57,760	00:32:00,295	trying to figure out what to do with my significant pay raise.	trying to figure out what to do with my significant pay raise.
532	00:32:00,329	00:32:01,463	How much you're making?	How much you're making?
533	00:32:01,496	00:32:03,900	You never ask a woman her age, Catherine.	You never ask a woman her age, Catherine.
534	00:32:03,933	00:32:05,868	You should know that, seeing as how old you are.	You should know that, seeing as how old you are.
535	00:32:05,902	00:32:07,737	Why don't you just keep begging for tips,	Why don't you just keep begging for tips,
536	00:32:07,770	00:32:10,572	maybe you can buy some tassles for your handle bars.	maybe you can buy some tassles for your handle bars.
537	00:32:10,606	00:32:13,408	What was it like giving hand jobs during the Great Depression?	What was it like giving hand jobs during the Great Depression?
538	00:32:13,442	00:32:18,313	Kelly, um, what are you... what are you doing later?	Kelly, um, what are you... what are you doing later?
539	00:32:18,347	00:32:20,115	I'm going to dinner with Mr. Whitman.	I'm going to dinner with Mr. Whitman.
540	00:32:20,683	00:32:22,085	I'm actually at that dinner.	I'm actually at that dinner.
541	00:32:22,117	00:32:26,355	So that's... that'll be you, me and Mr. Whitman and all the managers.	So that's... that'll be you, me and Mr. Whitman and all the managers.
542	00:32:26,388	00:32:28,791	Probably, Alan too, which will be great.	Probably, Alan too, which will be great.
543	00:32:28,825	00:32:30,392	I'll see you then.	I'll see you then.
544	00:32:30,425	00:32:32,394	Oh, never stops. Sorry.	Oh, never stops. Sorry.
545	00:32:32,427	00:32:34,864	That's a go for Steve. Yeah, no.	That's a go for Steve. Yeah, no.
546	00:32:34,897	00:32:37,432	Let's go ahead and hire that woman.	Let's go ahead and hire that woman.
547	00:32:38,400	00:32:39,601	She is great for the job.	She is great for the job.
548	00:32:39,635	00:32:40,937	And let's... let's fire that kid.	And let's... let's fire that kid.
549	00:32:40,970	00:32:42,537	Okay, over.	Okay, over.
550	00:32:43,305	00:32:44,406	Guys, I would love to stay and party,	Guys, I would love to stay and party,
551	00:32:44,439	00:32:47,910	but this hotel is not going to assistant manage itself.	but this hotel is not going to assistant manage itself.
552	00:32:47,944	00:32:51,881	- So, I'll see you guys. - Woah, who is assistant managing itself?	- So, I'll see you guys. - Woah, who is assistant managing itself?
553	00:32:51,914	00:32:54,616	Steve is. Didn't you hear?	Steve is. Didn't you hear?
554	00:32:55,450	00:32:56,485	Is this true, Steven?	Is this true, Steven?
555	00:32:57,319	00:33:00,656	Yeah, yup that's what... yup.	Yeah, yup that's what... yup.
556	00:33:00,690	00:33:01,991	Why wasn't I briefed on this?	Why wasn't I briefed on this?
557	00:33:02,025	00:33:04,694	That sounds like an Alan problem, not really a Steve problem.	That sounds like an Alan problem, not really a Steve problem.
558	00:33:04,727	00:33:07,596	This is Ops for Alan. We need you to bring in the robes.	This is Ops for Alan. We need you to bring in the robes.
559	00:33:07,629	00:33:09,766	We simply don't have the man power down here.	We simply don't have the man power down here.
560	00:33:10,833	00:33:12,735	Copy that. I'll start collecting them.	Copy that. I'll start collecting them.
561	00:33:12,769	00:33:15,772	This conversation will be continued.	This conversation will be continued.
562	00:33:16,405	00:33:17,372	I look forward to it.	I look forward to it.
563	00:33:17,940	00:33:18,708	Yeah.	Yeah.
564	00:33:18,741	00:33:21,711	One demerit.	One demerit.
565	00:33:22,679	00:33:24,212	It was nice chatting with you, Kelly.	It was nice chatting with you, Kelly.
566	00:33:33,890	00:33:38,861	Left, right. One, two. One, two. One, two.	Left, right. One, two. One, two. One, two.
567	00:33:38,895	00:33:40,797	Now jab up.	Now jab up.
568	00:33:40,830	00:33:43,700	See you tonight, sweetie. Make sure your hands are clean.	See you tonight, sweetie. Make sure your hands are clean.
569	00:33:47,970	00:33:50,338	Oh, they are definitely into us.	Oh, they are definitely into us.
570	00:33:50,372	00:33:52,942	Yeah, and there is absolutely nothing creepy about that.	Yeah, and there is absolutely nothing creepy about that.
571	00:33:52,975	00:33:54,010	No, no.	No, no.
572	00:34:11,460	00:34:14,663	Hey, you about ready for that massage?	Hey, you about ready for that massage?
573	00:34:15,664	00:34:18,500	Oh, honey. I'm not feeling well.	Oh, honey. I'm not feeling well.
574	00:34:19,334	00:34:20,235	Okay.	Okay.
575	00:34:21,636	00:34:23,505	I can make you feel better.	I can make you feel better.
576	00:34:23,538	00:34:25,875	I'll see you tonight, and we can do the massage then.	I'll see you tonight, and we can do the massage then.
577	00:34:26,575	00:34:27,844	Are you sure?	Are you sure?
578	00:34:27,877	00:34:30,847	Because you're here and I'm here and the bath is already drawn.	Because you're here and I'm here and the bath is already drawn.
579	00:34:30,880	00:34:33,750	I'm definitely sure. I'd like you to leave now.	I'm definitely sure. I'd like you to leave now.
580	00:34:35,650	00:34:36,518	Okay.	Okay.
581	00:34:48,330	00:34:51,600	Hey, Sarah, it's Brad.	Hey, Sarah, it's Brad.
582	00:34:53,035	00:34:55,504	I... um, my clothes are in there.	I... um, my clothes are in there.
583	00:34:55,537	00:34:58,975	So, I'm going to need my clothes and... oh, and my cellphone.	So, I'm going to need my clothes and... oh, and my cellphone.
584	00:34:59,008	00:35:00,743	My cellphone is in there.	My cellphone is in there.
585	00:35:12,521	00:35:14,322	B.I.T. There's a call for you.	B.I.T. There's a call for you.
586	00:35:22,098	00:35:24,834	- This one? - Yeah. Pick it up.	- This one? - Yeah. Pick it up.
587	00:35:26,501	00:35:29,806	B.I.... Shit. Josh speaking.	B.I.... Shit. Josh speaking.
588	00:35:29,839	00:35:33,009	Josh, there's a horse in the stable.	Josh, there's a horse in the stable.
589	00:35:33,042	00:35:34,010	What?	What?
590	00:35:34,043	00:35:36,045	Agamemnon is stuck in Troy.	Agamemnon is stuck in Troy.
591	00:35:37,113	00:35:37,914	Okay.	Okay.
592	00:35:37,947	00:35:41,650	I need your help. Trojan Suitcase.	I need your help. Trojan Suitcase.
593	00:35:42,584	00:35:43,618	What?	What?
594	00:35:43,652	00:35:46,521	Read your handbook, Chapter 13. I'm in room 1312.	Read your handbook, Chapter 13. I'm in room 1312.
595	00:35:49,658	00:35:50,525	Thank you.	Thank you.
596	00:36:02,104	00:36:03,306	Shit.	Shit.
597	00:36:03,338	00:36:05,808	You know, for the first time ever, I can finally taste life.	You know, for the first time ever, I can finally taste life.
598	00:36:06,843	00:36:08,144	Hey.	Hey.
599	00:36:08,177	00:36:09,879	- Hi. - You guys all right?	- Hi. - You guys all right?
600	00:36:09,912	00:36:14,016	More than all right. Gunther said I had what it takes.	More than all right. Gunther said I had what it takes.
601	00:36:14,050	00:36:15,483	To do what?	To do what?
602	00:36:15,517	00:36:17,053	I'll find out tonight.	I'll find out tonight.
603	00:36:18,821	00:36:19,621	What about you?	What about you?
604	00:36:19,654	00:36:20,823	Did you know that 75% of humans beings	Did you know that 75% of humans beings
605	00:36:20,857	00:36:23,658	don't know the difference between ratios and percentages?	don't know the difference between ratios and percentages?
606	00:36:23,693	00:36:24,827	I don't see how that's important.	I don't see how that's important.
607	00:36:24,861	00:36:29,932	If you came tonight, you would know why it is important.	If you came tonight, you would know why it is important.
608	00:36:29,966	00:36:30,833	Ah.	Ah.
609	00:36:32,367	00:36:35,104	Did you know 100% of people who pay for things impulsively are dum-dums?	Did you know 100% of people who pay for things impulsively are dum-dums?
610	00:36:35,137	00:36:37,139	Did you know that I 100% believe in you?	Did you know that I 100% believe in you?
611	00:36:54,924	00:36:55,791	Excuse me.	Excuse me.
612	00:36:59,028	00:37:01,931	- B.I.T. - Damn!	- B.I.T. - Damn!
613	00:37:21,951	00:37:24,020	- What took you so long? - I couldn't find Kevin.	- What took you so long? - I couldn't find Kevin.
614	00:37:24,053	00:37:28,925	Kevin is where Kevin always is, next to Anteaus, Artmeis, and Leroy.	Kevin is where Kevin always is, next to Anteaus, Artmeis, and Leroy.
615	00:37:28,958	00:37:32,728	I found him eventually, but then Leroy made me answer three riddles. It was a whole thing.	I found him eventually, but then Leroy made me answer three riddles. It was a whole thing.
616	00:37:32,762	00:37:35,164	Hey, that's Leroy's job.	Hey, that's Leroy's job.
617	00:37:35,197	00:37:36,899	Why are you wearing a bikini?	Why are you wearing a bikini?
618	00:37:36,933	00:37:39,601	Because I don't have my clothes	Because I don't have my clothes
619	00:37:39,634	00:37:43,505	and for some reason there are no robes in this room.	and for some reason there are no robes in this room.
620	00:37:44,606	00:37:46,943	But why are you wearing the top?	But why are you wearing the top?
621	00:37:46,976	00:37:48,077	It's spring.	It's spring.
622	00:37:49,078	00:37:50,179	What's going on in there?	What's going on in there?
623	00:37:50,212	00:37:54,817	Nothing. Well, I was trying to hook up with this girl.	Nothing. Well, I was trying to hook up with this girl.
624	00:37:54,850	00:37:56,152	It was going really well, right.	It was going really well, right.
625	00:37:56,185	00:37:58,020	She was giving me like all the signs, you know,	She was giving me like all the signs, you know,
626	00:37:58,054	00:38:00,189	and then she was like, "Yeah." And I was like, "What?"	and then she was like, "Yeah." And I was like, "What?"
627	00:38:00,222	00:38:02,191	I was like, "Yeah." And she was like, "No."	I was like, "Yeah." And she was like, "No."
628	00:38:02,224	00:38:03,960	I went, "What? Because you just said yeah."	I went, "What? Because you just said yeah."
629	00:38:03,993	00:38:05,962	Anyway, hashtag respect, so I hung out here.	Anyway, hashtag respect, so I hung out here.
630	00:38:05,995	00:38:08,097	And I realized I left my clothes in there and I was like,	And I realized I left my clothes in there and I was like,
631	00:38:08,130	00:38:10,199	"I'll come out because there's probably robes here."	"I'll come out because there's probably robes here."
632	00:38:10,232	00:38:13,568	But there were no robes in this room.	But there were no robes in this room.
633	00:38:17,773	00:38:19,108	It's one of those Spirifresh girls?	It's one of those Spirifresh girls?
634	00:38:21,277	00:38:22,945	I don't know where she works.	I don't know where she works.
635	00:38:23,679	00:38:25,948	But I'm guessing it's probably one of those Spirifresh girls.	But I'm guessing it's probably one of those Spirifresh girls.
636	00:38:27,917	00:38:29,517	Okay, hop in. Let's get you out of here.	Okay, hop in. Let's get you out of here.
637	00:38:29,551	00:38:31,854	Woah, woah, woah. Back up.	Woah, woah, woah. Back up.
638	00:38:32,321	00:38:33,923	This isn't my first rodeo.	This isn't my first rodeo.
639	00:38:35,791	00:38:38,127	If only I hadn't pulled slime in the real Ghostbusters ,	If only I hadn't pulled slime in the real Ghostbusters ,
640	00:38:38,160	00:38:40,229	I wouldn't be going into another Trojan suitcase.	I wouldn't be going into another Trojan suitcase.
641	00:38:45,034	00:38:47,103	- Hi, Alan. - Joshua.	- Hi, Alan. - Joshua.
642	00:38:47,136	00:38:49,105	You can just call me Josh.	You can just call me Josh.
643	00:38:49,138	00:38:50,873	That's what I said. Joshua.	That's what I said. Joshua.
644	00:38:51,639	00:38:53,209	What's with the robes?	What's with the robes?
645	00:38:53,242	00:38:55,845	I'm removing them from all the rooms until we find out who's been stealing them.	I'm removing them from all the rooms until we find out who's been stealing them.
646	00:38:55,878	00:38:57,847	What was that?	What was that?
647	00:38:58,881	00:38:59,782	I sneezed.	I sneezed.
648	00:38:59,815	00:39:01,117	It sounded muffled.	It sounded muffled.
649	00:39:01,917	00:39:03,219	My sneezes are muffled.	My sneezes are muffled.
650	00:39:03,252	00:39:04,286	Why?	Why?
651	00:39:06,654	00:39:09,792	Deviated nose job.	Deviated nose job.
652	00:39:10,292	00:39:11,293	Hmm.	Hmm.
653	00:39:20,736	00:39:22,138	- Oh. - Ah!	- Oh. - Ah!
654	00:39:22,171	00:39:25,640	Oh, hi! Here. Okay.	Oh, hi! Here. Okay.
655	00:39:26,876	00:39:28,576	I'll take that, sir.	I'll take that, sir.
656	00:39:31,313	00:39:34,884	Okay. Oh, you're gonna take that for me. Thank you so much.	Okay. Oh, you're gonna take that for me. Thank you so much.
657	00:39:35,384	00:39:37,086	Is there anything else we can do for you?	Is there anything else we can do for you?
658	00:39:37,119	00:39:39,088	No, I'm actually off to see the concierge.	No, I'm actually off to see the concierge.
659	00:39:39,121	00:39:43,059	I was going to arrange a tour of your local lettuce facilities.	I was going to arrange a tour of your local lettuce facilities.
660	00:39:43,092	00:39:44,693	Excellent choice.	Excellent choice.
661	00:39:44,727	00:39:47,830	Yes. I will see you later.	Yes. I will see you later.
662	00:39:54,904	00:39:57,840	Okay, okay. Enjoy.	Okay, okay. Enjoy.
663	00:40:04,880	00:40:06,015	Joshua.	Joshua.
664	00:40:07,349	00:40:09,919	I think this is going to have a profound impact.	I think this is going to have a profound impact.
665	00:40:09,952	00:40:12,054	You got to be kidding me. What the hell is this?	You got to be kidding me. What the hell is this?
666	00:40:12,088	00:40:13,989	We wanted to give our guests a chance to join	We wanted to give our guests a chance to join
667	00:40:14,023	00:40:16,658	just in case they're yet not aware of the wonders of Spirifresh.	just in case they're yet not aware of the wonders of Spirifresh.
668	00:40:16,692	00:40:18,360	Gunther says we'll get a cut of each one sold.	Gunther says we'll get a cut of each one sold.
669	00:40:18,394	00:40:19,962	You mean like a pyramid scheme?	You mean like a pyramid scheme?
670	00:40:19,995	00:40:22,832	Not cash, my gentle warrior. A percentage of our soul.	Not cash, my gentle warrior. A percentage of our soul.
671	00:40:22,865	00:40:23,833	That's much less crazy.	That's much less crazy.
672	00:40:25,768	00:40:28,170	- Josh, what the shit is this? - Trojan Suitcase.	- Josh, what the shit is this? - Trojan Suitcase.
673	00:40:28,204	00:40:30,339	I can see that. What are you doing with it?	I can see that. What are you doing with it?
674	00:40:30,372	00:40:32,708	Did you authorize a B.I.T. to execute a Trojan, yes?	Did you authorize a B.I.T. to execute a Trojan, yes?
675	00:40:32,741	00:40:35,044	Shut your mouth. I did not. I'm just learning of this.	Shut your mouth. I did not. I'm just learning of this.
676	00:40:35,077	00:40:36,879	It has to be approved by a bell captain.	It has to be approved by a bell captain.
677	00:40:36,912	00:40:38,781	I would never have allowed it. Too much risk.	I would never have allowed it. Too much risk.
678	00:40:38,814	00:40:40,216	I'm sorry, Steve. No one was around.	I'm sorry, Steve. No one was around.
679	00:40:41,550	00:40:44,652	Josh, will you get me out of here so I can meet Tony Danza?	Josh, will you get me out of here so I can meet Tony Danza?
680	00:40:44,687	00:40:46,922	Just get Brad to safety so he can change.	Just get Brad to safety so he can change.
681	00:40:46,956	00:40:48,991	It's almost time for afternoon check-ins.	It's almost time for afternoon check-ins.
682	00:40:50,993	00:40:52,194	Faster, Josh.	Faster, Josh.
683	00:40:52,228	00:40:54,763	- I'm trying. - You move so weird.	- I'm trying. - You move so weird.
684	00:40:56,198	00:40:59,435	- You guys are really in deep... - Hello, Steven. Have you seen Joshua?	- You guys are really in deep... - Hello, Steven. Have you seen Joshua?
685	00:40:59,468	00:41:00,903	I have some items I need to discuss with him.	I have some items I need to discuss with him.
686	00:41:00,936	00:41:05,808	Alan, you know what? Josh just went on break. Anything I can help you with?	Alan, you know what? Josh just went on break. Anything I can help you with?
687	00:41:05,841	00:41:08,177	Currently no. It's Joshua I need.	Currently no. It's Joshua I need.
688	00:41:09,245	00:41:10,846	Revised check-in list is here.	Revised check-in list is here.
689	00:41:10,880	00:41:12,047	Thank you so much, Stacey.	Thank you so much, Stacey.
690	00:41:13,682	00:41:17,086	Alan, we really need to attend to our bell duties. Priorities, you understand that?	Alan, we really need to attend to our bell duties. Priorities, you understand that?
691	00:41:17,820	00:41:20,089	Maybe we can reconvene in an hour or so?	Maybe we can reconvene in an hour or so?
692	00:41:20,122	00:41:23,025	Yes, of course. As you were.	Yes, of course. As you were.
693	00:41:35,771	00:41:38,807	Oh, thank God! I could barely breathe in there.	Oh, thank God! I could barely breathe in there.
694	00:41:38,841	00:41:41,210	I'm sorry about that, Brad. Where are the extra uniforms?	I'm sorry about that, Brad. Where are the extra uniforms?
695	00:41:45,281	00:41:48,851	Wait, why didn't you just have me bring you a uniform?	Wait, why didn't you just have me bring you a uniform?
696	00:41:48,884	00:41:50,419	- Because it's spring. - Yeah.	- Because it's spring. - Yeah.
697	00:41:51,253	00:41:52,721	Here you go.	Here you go.
698	00:41:54,490	00:41:55,791	Hey, Josh.	Hey, Josh.
699	00:41:57,226	00:41:58,827	You killed it today.	You killed it today.
700	00:42:05,501	00:42:06,802	What?	What?
701	00:42:07,970	00:42:08,971	I like it.	I like it.
702	00:42:10,339	00:42:14,243	Me too, Leroy. Me too.	Me too, Leroy. Me too.
703	00:42:14,276	00:42:16,278	- Come on down, Kelly. - No, Patty. Patty.	- Come on down, Kelly. - No, Patty. Patty.
704	00:42:16,312	00:42:18,814	- Don't think... - Patty, I need you to take this seriously.	- Don't think... - Patty, I need you to take this seriously.
705	00:42:18,847	00:42:20,316	- Shut up. - Bye.	- Shut up. - Bye.
706	00:42:20,349	00:42:21,483	- Hello! - Oh!	- Hello! - Oh!
707	00:42:22,952	00:42:23,886	Hello.	Hello.
708	00:42:25,487	00:42:28,757	- Go ahead. - Okay. Can I help you?	- Go ahead. - Okay. Can I help you?
709	00:42:29,892	00:42:31,427	What even is this?	What even is this?
710	00:42:32,494	00:42:33,929	Help.	Help.
711	00:42:33,963	00:42:35,764	What is help?	What is help?
712	00:42:35,798	00:42:40,369	I have noticed something about you when we met before.	I have noticed something about you when we met before.
713	00:42:40,402	00:42:42,071	I'm sorry, we met before?	I'm sorry, we met before?
714	00:42:42,104	00:42:43,339	It was not in this life.	It was not in this life.
715	00:42:43,372	00:42:47,176	It was on another planet called Maple First.	It was on another planet called Maple First.
716	00:42:47,810	00:42:50,346	It looks exactly like Earth. You can't even tell.	It looks exactly like Earth. You can't even tell.
717	00:42:50,379	00:42:52,348	It's the same carpet on the wall, everything.	It's the same carpet on the wall, everything.
718	00:42:52,381	00:42:54,883	But it does not have the restraints	But it does not have the restraints
719	00:42:54,917	00:42:58,554	of man and woman.	of man and woman.
720	00:43:04,927	00:43:07,463	Is there something I can help you with?	Is there something I can help you with?
721	00:43:07,496	00:43:09,498	It's clear you have questions.	It's clear you have questions.
722	00:43:09,531	00:43:12,101	I clearly have answers.	I clearly have answers.
723	00:43:12,601	00:43:14,403	Do you feel my foot on your foot?	Do you feel my foot on your foot?
724	00:43:14,436	00:43:15,604	That's not me.	That's not me.
725	00:43:15,638	00:43:18,107	There's something under the table that feels like a foot.	There's something under the table that feels like a foot.
726	00:43:18,140	00:43:20,009	Kelly, look.	Kelly, look.
727	00:43:20,943	00:43:23,946	You need to come tonight.	You need to come tonight.
728	00:43:25,481	00:43:27,349	I'm not sure that I can.	I'm not sure that I can.
729	00:43:30,319	00:43:32,121	What's fun to do in the area?	What's fun to do in the area?
730	00:43:33,455	00:43:34,623	Would you like a brochure?	Would you like a brochure?
731	00:43:34,657	00:43:39,228	Yeah, yeah. For sure, yeah. This is kind of why I came.	Yeah, yeah. For sure, yeah. This is kind of why I came.
732	00:43:48,971	00:43:51,373	All right, kid. You ready for check-ins?	All right, kid. You ready for check-ins?
733	00:43:53,409	00:43:54,510	I was born...	I was born...
734	00:43:56,378	00:43:57,246	Ready.	Ready.
735	00:43:58,782	00:44:01,150	I think he was going to say, "I was born ready." But I think I punched him.	I think he was going to say, "I was born ready." But I think I punched him.
736	00:44:03,285	00:44:06,221	Congratulations, your future husband is a very lucky man.	Congratulations, your future husband is a very lucky man.
737	00:44:07,122	00:44:09,491	I'm not going to cheat on him with you.	I'm not going to cheat on him with you.
738	00:44:10,125	00:44:12,628	Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I didn't mean that. I have a girlfriend.	Oh, no, no, no, no. I... I didn't mean that. I have a girlfriend.
739	00:44:12,661	00:44:15,998	So, I'm... I'm happy there in that capacity.	So, I'm... I'm happy there in that capacity.
740	00:44:16,031	00:44:17,433	You don't think I'm pretty?	You don't think I'm pretty?
741	00:44:20,669	00:44:24,039	I don't want to go inside the hotel.	I don't want to go inside the hotel.
742	00:44:24,073	00:44:26,075	Pick a card, any card.	Pick a card, any card.
743	00:44:26,108	00:44:27,609	But that's a bird.	But that's a bird.
744	00:44:27,643	00:44:29,178	Magic.	Magic.
745	00:44:39,254	00:44:41,090	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.
746	00:44:41,123	00:44:42,624	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.
747	00:44:42,658	00:44:44,226	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.	- We want ice-cream. - We want ice-cream.
748	00:44:44,259	00:44:47,429	I don't usually do this, but I'm going to give you some free financial advice.	I don't usually do this, but I'm going to give you some free financial advice.
749	00:44:47,463	00:44:49,131	Oh, yeah. Apple, Amazon?	Oh, yeah. Apple, Amazon?
750	00:44:49,164	00:44:52,034	No, that's the past. You want to buy polyurethane.	No, that's the past. You want to buy polyurethane.
751	00:44:52,067	00:44:53,202	Like plastics?	Like plastics?
752	00:44:53,235	00:44:55,304	No, like sex dolls. We all need them.	No, like sex dolls. We all need them.
753	00:44:57,439	00:44:59,108	Or Wahlburgers.	Or Wahlburgers.
754	00:45:01,176	00:45:03,145	Sir, I'm gonna help you with that. Toss me that.	Sir, I'm gonna help you with that. Toss me that.
755	00:45:11,153	00:45:12,521	Hey, get back here.	Hey, get back here.
756	00:45:21,397	00:45:22,498	Bravo!	Bravo!
757	00:45:25,200	00:45:26,268	Check-in's this way.	Check-in's this way.
758	00:45:39,148	00:45:40,082	Josh.	Josh.
759	00:45:41,583	00:45:44,353	You engaged in a Trojan suitcase without approval of your bell captain.	You engaged in a Trojan suitcase without approval of your bell captain.
760	00:45:44,386	00:45:46,488	But due to the circumstances,	But due to the circumstances,
761	00:45:46,522	00:45:48,257	I will approve it postquam factum.	I will approve it postquam factum.
762	00:45:48,290	00:45:50,693	Congratulations, you've passed the second stage.	Congratulations, you've passed the second stage.
763	00:45:51,694	00:45:54,163	Hey, hey. Congrats on passing stage two, Josh.	Hey, hey. Congrats on passing stage two, Josh.
764	00:45:54,196	00:45:55,698	Aw, thanks guys.	Aw, thanks guys.
765	00:45:57,700	00:46:00,068	Dude, this is for the Brennan's birthday party.	Dude, this is for the Brennan's birthday party.
766	00:46:04,473	00:46:06,275	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
767	00:46:06,308	00:46:07,976	Those are Make-a-Wish kids.	Those are Make-a-Wish kids.
768	00:46:08,010	00:46:10,412	They had one wish. Cake.	They had one wish. Cake.
769	00:46:29,565	00:46:30,499	What now?	What now?
770	00:46:30,532	00:46:32,134	I need to be at that dinner with Whitman.	I need to be at that dinner with Whitman.
771	00:46:32,167	00:46:33,770	- Why? - Because I lied to Kelly again.	- Why? - Because I lied to Kelly again.
772	00:46:33,803	00:46:35,204	What? Why would you...	What? Why would you...
773	00:46:36,472	00:46:38,307	You're really putting me in a bad spot here.	You're really putting me in a bad spot here.
774	00:46:38,340	00:46:40,509	- Mr. Whitman's going to be here any minute. - Yeah, I know.	- Mr. Whitman's going to be here any minute. - Yeah, I know.
775	00:46:41,376	00:46:43,979	I will talk to Susan. Stop lying to people!	I will talk to Susan. Stop lying to people!
776	00:46:48,685	00:46:50,118	We can party in my yacht tomorrow.	We can party in my yacht tomorrow.
777	00:46:53,155	00:46:54,323	Here he comes.	Here he comes.
778	00:46:55,157	00:46:56,191	Steve, hey Steve.	Steve, hey Steve.
779	00:46:56,225	00:46:58,327	We crushed this afternoon rush and we were thinking,	We crushed this afternoon rush and we were thinking,
780	00:46:58,360	00:47:00,429	can we clock out early for Spirifresh?	can we clock out early for Spirifresh?
781	00:47:00,462	00:47:01,731	Are you sure you want to? He's...	Are you sure you want to? He's...
782	00:47:01,764	00:47:04,099	I've never been more sure in my life.	I've never been more sure in my life.
783	00:47:04,132	00:47:06,435	Let me go talk to Brad for a minute. Cool?	Let me go talk to Brad for a minute. Cool?
784	00:47:06,468	00:47:08,504	- Yeah. Cool. Awesome. - Thank you. Steve, thank you.	- Yeah. Cool. Awesome. - Thank you. Steve, thank you.
785	00:47:08,537	00:47:09,404	Not here.	Not here.
786	00:47:26,789	00:47:27,656	Hey, man.	Hey, man.
787	00:47:29,091	00:47:30,092	Thanks for coming.	Thanks for coming.
788	00:47:31,093	00:47:32,094	I need to come clean.	I need to come clean.
789	00:47:33,730	00:47:34,663	And I trust you.	And I trust you.
790	00:47:36,431	00:47:37,767	I'm trying to get a promotion.	I'm trying to get a promotion.
791	00:47:39,535	00:47:41,436	I know. I don't like it happening this way,	I know. I don't like it happening this way,
792	00:47:42,604	00:47:44,306	but it's my only shot of getting Kelly back.	but it's my only shot of getting Kelly back.
793	00:47:44,841	00:47:49,111	Have you tried like telling her how you feel? Being honest?	Have you tried like telling her how you feel? Being honest?
794	00:47:49,144	00:47:51,613	Wow. What is it, 1958?	Wow. What is it, 1958?
795	00:47:52,414	00:47:56,652	Look, this is what's happening, and I just need your support.	Look, this is what's happening, and I just need your support.
796	00:47:56,686	00:47:57,553	It's fine, Steve.	It's fine, Steve.
797	00:47:58,420	00:47:59,856	It's your life. You call the shots.	It's your life. You call the shots.
798	00:47:59,889	00:48:03,258	We're just the bellmen helping bring bags to the little hotel in your brain.	We're just the bellmen helping bring bags to the little hotel in your brain.
799	00:48:03,760	00:48:04,660	That's not true.	That's not true.
800	00:48:06,495	00:48:07,797	You guys are more than just bellmen.	You guys are more than just bellmen.
801	00:48:07,830	00:48:08,698	Hey!	Hey!
802	00:48:09,699	00:48:10,666	So are you!	So are you!
803	00:48:11,868	00:48:13,602	If you think getting promoted will help you get the girl,	If you think getting promoted will help you get the girl,
804	00:48:14,837	00:48:16,371	then you go for it.	then you go for it.
805	00:48:17,205	00:48:19,274	Whatever you do, just know that we have your back.	Whatever you do, just know that we have your back.
806	00:48:20,142	00:48:22,177	Just make sure it's the right decision.	Just make sure it's the right decision.
807	00:48:24,346	00:48:25,247	Thank you, brother.	Thank you, brother.
808	00:48:25,748	00:48:28,751	Thank you for being honest.	Thank you for being honest.
809	00:48:28,785	00:48:29,752	Yeah.	Yeah.
810	00:48:39,261	00:48:41,463	I'm gonna go check on JJ and Tyler. I'm worried about them.	I'm gonna go check on JJ and Tyler. I'm worried about them.
811	00:48:41,496	00:48:43,165	Yeah, I got to finish up here.	Yeah, I got to finish up here.
812	00:48:43,198	00:48:45,367	- We both got stuff to do. - Yeah, all right. All right.	- We both got stuff to do. - Yeah, all right. All right.
813	00:48:45,400	00:48:46,836	- See you back at the... - At the hotel.	- See you back at the... - At the hotel.
814	00:48:46,869	00:48:47,770	- Where we work. - Yeah.	- Where we work. - Yeah.
815	00:48:47,804	00:48:49,806	If not, I'll text you later. Same number?	If not, I'll text you later. Same number?
816	00:48:49,839	00:48:51,273	- Good to see you, Brad. - You too.	- Good to see you, Brad. - You too.
817	00:48:51,306	00:48:52,809	Lot of sun screen. I like that.	Lot of sun screen. I like that.
818	00:48:58,513	00:48:59,816	Oh, you like that?	Oh, you like that?
819	00:49:05,888	00:49:08,590	- Can you untie me now? - Did you learn your lesson?	- Can you untie me now? - Did you learn your lesson?
820	00:49:08,624	00:49:11,460	- Yeah. - You're going to do a Trojan ass without an official A?	- Yeah. - You're going to do a Trojan ass without an official A?
821	00:49:11,493	00:49:15,530	Yeah. No. No. No. God, no. Absolutely not. I've learned. I've learned.	Yeah. No. No. No. God, no. Absolutely not. I've learned. I've learned.
822	00:49:16,264	00:49:17,132	Good.	Good.
823	00:49:21,804	00:49:22,671	Brad.	Brad.
824	00:49:23,672	00:49:24,841	Brad. Are you gonna untie me?	Brad. Are you gonna untie me?
825	00:49:26,408	00:49:27,275	Brad.	Brad.
826	00:49:28,745	00:49:32,147	Um, hello?	Um, hello?
827	00:49:32,648	00:49:35,217	Guys. Hey, guys?	Guys. Hey, guys?
828	00:49:37,586	00:49:38,420	Guys.	Guys.
829	00:49:38,453	00:49:40,757	Okay, I'm only going to do this once,	Okay, I'm only going to do this once,
830	00:49:41,423	00:49:42,725	because right now my consciousness	because right now my consciousness
831	00:49:42,759	00:49:44,727	is being violently penetrated by wisdom genitals.	is being violently penetrated by wisdom genitals.
832	00:49:45,527	00:49:47,930	Okay. Well, I'm heading out.	Okay. Well, I'm heading out.
833	00:49:47,964	00:49:51,533	Just wanted to let you know Mr. Whitman is arriving soon.	Just wanted to let you know Mr. Whitman is arriving soon.
834	00:49:51,566	00:49:54,469	Susan asked to make sure someone was there to greet him.	Susan asked to make sure someone was there to greet him.
835	00:49:54,503	00:49:59,207	Well, I think Mr. Whitman needs to greet himself first, if you know what mean.	Well, I think Mr. Whitman needs to greet himself first, if you know what mean.
836	00:50:00,409	00:50:01,978	Just don't piss him off.	Just don't piss him off.
837	00:50:02,011	00:50:03,880	Or Susan, I guess.	Or Susan, I guess.
838	00:50:03,913	00:50:05,580	Whatever. You guys are weird.	Whatever. You guys are weird.
839	00:50:07,382	00:50:09,752	- Adios, Santiago. - Adios, Stacey. Have a wonderful evening.	- Adios, Santiago. - Adios, Stacey. Have a wonderful evening.
840	00:50:09,786	00:50:11,253	Goodnight, Stacey.	Goodnight, Stacey.
841	00:50:11,286	00:50:13,388	Steven. I need to speak to you.	Steven. I need to speak to you.
842	00:50:13,422	00:50:15,590	Ah, what's up Alan?	Ah, what's up Alan?
843	00:50:15,624	00:50:18,460	I examined the employee log in human resources	I examined the employee log in human resources
844	00:50:18,493	00:50:21,630	and there's no information about your pending promotion.	and there's no information about your pending promotion.
845	00:50:21,663	00:50:23,066	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
846	00:50:23,099	00:50:26,234	It happened super last minute, so, probably hasn't been updated yet.	It happened super last minute, so, probably hasn't been updated yet.
847	00:50:26,869	00:50:32,674	I checked with payroll and there's no start paperwork submitted for the wage increase.	I checked with payroll and there's no start paperwork submitted for the wage increase.
848	00:50:32,709	00:50:34,744	I actually agreed to maintain my bellman rate	I actually agreed to maintain my bellman rate
849	00:50:34,777	00:50:37,880	until I have sufficiently trained our newest bellman hire, Josh.	until I have sufficiently trained our newest bellman hire, Josh.
850	00:50:37,914	00:50:42,317	- Whom you've met. - Yes, Joshua, met I have.	- Whom you've met. - Yes, Joshua, met I have.
851	00:50:42,350	00:50:43,152	Great.	Great.
852	00:50:43,186	00:50:46,321	But there's a different insurance	But there's a different insurance
853	00:50:46,354	00:50:47,656	which covers management	which covers management
854	00:50:47,690	00:50:52,829	and the paperwork for that hasn't been submitted yet either.	and the paperwork for that hasn't been submitted yet either.
855	00:50:52,862	00:50:54,329	Well, yes.	Well, yes.
856	00:50:54,362	00:50:59,601	That's because since we've employed the new cashless tipping app, Bravo,	That's because since we've employed the new cashless tipping app, Bravo,
857	00:51:00,302	00:51:04,406	we also implemented a new paperless paper app	we also implemented a new paperless paper app
858	00:51:05,407	00:51:08,343	called Paper.	called Paper.
859	00:51:08,376	00:51:09,812	That can't be,	That can't be,
860	00:51:09,846	00:51:13,015	I would know if there was some new app that we were supposed to have...	I would know if there was some new app that we were supposed to have...
861	00:51:13,049	00:51:16,953	It's brand new, super new. Literally just happened.	It's brand new, super new. Literally just happened.
862	00:51:16,986	00:51:19,421	Like we guys were talking about it.	Like we guys were talking about it.
863	00:51:19,454	00:51:20,823	It's getting launched.	It's getting launched.
864	00:51:20,857	00:51:23,525	I just got a text about it in the old palm pilot.	I just got a text about it in the old palm pilot.
865	00:51:23,558	00:51:25,795	So, you know, so that's that.	So, you know, so that's that.
866	00:51:25,828	00:51:27,196	You know what, Alan?	You know what, Alan?
867	00:51:27,230	00:51:30,900	This seems like there's still a lot of information to be picked up on.	This seems like there's still a lot of information to be picked up on.
868	00:51:30,933	00:51:32,702	So, I'm gonna talk...	So, I'm gonna talk...
869	00:51:32,735	00:51:36,438	I'm going to go find... to Brad about...	I'm going to go find... to Brad about...
870	00:51:36,471	00:51:38,573	What would Brad know? He's just a common bellman.	What would Brad know? He's just a common bellman.
871	00:51:38,607	00:51:40,642	- Oh, wow. - Alan, how dare you?	- Oh, wow. - Alan, how dare you?
872	00:51:40,676	00:51:43,445	- I'm right here. - Brad is one of our top employees,	- I'm right here. - Brad is one of our top employees,
873	00:51:43,478	00:51:45,715	and actually probably in line to replace me as bell captain.	and actually probably in line to replace me as bell captain.
874	00:51:45,748	00:51:48,316	- Really? - You know what? Yeah, I think so.	- Really? - You know what? Yeah, I think so.
875	00:51:48,350	00:51:49,618	When my promotion is complete.	When my promotion is complete.
876	00:51:49,651	00:51:52,722	- Congratulations again on your promotion. - Thank you so much.	- Congratulations again on your promotion. - Thank you so much.
877	00:51:52,755	00:51:54,891	I'm going to go talk to Susan.	I'm going to go talk to Susan.
878	00:51:54,924	00:51:56,692	Great. Tell her I said hi.	Great. Tell her I said hi.
879	00:51:56,726	00:51:57,994	Tell her we said what up.	Tell her we said what up.
880	00:52:00,428	00:52:03,565	I'm sorry, I got stuck, all right. These guys are worthless.	I'm sorry, I got stuck, all right. These guys are worthless.
881	00:52:03,598	00:52:08,971	Worth is only measured less by the man who values less worth than what he's actually worth.	Worth is only measured less by the man who values less worth than what he's actually worth.
882	00:52:09,005	00:52:14,744	Thus, worthlessness cannot be worth less than what it is, worthless.	Thus, worthlessness cannot be worth less than what it is, worthless.
883	00:52:16,946	00:52:19,715	Okay. If Alan talks to Susan, he's going to know there's no promotion.	Okay. If Alan talks to Susan, he's going to know there's no promotion.
884	00:52:19,749	00:52:20,817	And we're gonna be screwed.	And we're gonna be screwed.
885	00:52:24,987	00:52:26,454	What are you doing?	What are you doing?
886	00:52:26,488	00:52:28,891	This is Ops, for Alan.	This is Ops, for Alan.
887	00:52:30,425	00:52:32,128	Okay, go for Alan.	Okay, go for Alan.
888	00:52:32,161	00:52:33,528	Hey, man.	Hey, man.
889	00:52:33,562	00:52:37,599	We have an emergency situation on our hands and I need help, ASAP.	We have an emergency situation on our hands and I need help, ASAP.
890	00:52:37,632	00:52:39,969	One of the guests is...	One of the guests is...
891	00:52:42,038	00:52:45,007	...molesting a saguaro.	...molesting a saguaro.
892	00:52:45,975	00:52:46,909	What?	What?
893	00:52:46,943	00:52:49,477	Yeah, man. We need a manager to go down there	Yeah, man. We need a manager to go down there
894	00:52:49,511	00:52:53,015	and sort of oversee the proceedings, and you know.	and sort of oversee the proceedings, and you know.
895	00:52:53,916	00:52:55,650	Can't Michael handle it?	Can't Michael handle it?
896	00:52:55,685	00:52:59,454	Are you kidding me, man? Michael is decapitated.	Are you kidding me, man? Michael is decapitated.
897	00:52:59,487	00:53:00,488	What about Steven?	What about Steven?
898	00:53:00,522	00:53:04,026	Steven! Are you kidding me? That guy is a boner.	Steven! Are you kidding me? That guy is a boner.
899	00:53:04,060	00:53:06,494	I can't have a boner go down there.	I can't have a boner go down there.
900	00:53:06,528	00:53:08,965	Are you not listening to me? Is this thing on?	Are you not listening to me? Is this thing on?
901	00:53:08,998	00:53:11,934	I need you and your big balls.	I need you and your big balls.
902	00:53:12,902	00:53:13,803	Come again?	Come again?
903	00:53:13,836	00:53:15,503	Smart calls.	Smart calls.
904	00:53:17,639	00:53:20,076	Okay, I understand.	Okay, I understand.
905	00:53:20,109	00:53:21,811	Where do you need me?	Where do you need me?
906	00:53:23,846	00:53:24,814	- What... - Say something.	- What... - Say something.
907	00:53:24,847	00:53:28,617	- What? - Where is the saguaro being molested?	- What? - Where is the saguaro being molested?
908	00:53:30,019	00:53:31,721	Twelfth hole, pal.	Twelfth hole, pal.
909	00:53:33,856	00:53:35,423	The golf course?	The golf course?
910	00:53:35,457	00:53:40,029	Yes, the golf course. What other holes do we have around here? Don't answer that.	Yes, the golf course. What other holes do we have around here? Don't answer that.
911	00:53:40,062	00:53:43,866	Okay, copy that. I'm on my way.	Okay, copy that. I'm on my way.
912	00:54:01,784	00:54:04,153	It's the boss. Ha-ha, you're finally here.	It's the boss. Ha-ha, you're finally here.
913	00:54:04,186	00:54:05,721	Tigron, how are you?	Tigron, how are you?
914	00:54:05,755	00:54:09,091	Very good. Very good. Don't worry. We will take very good care of your car.	Very good. Very good. Don't worry. We will take very good care of your car.
915	00:54:09,125	00:54:11,559	Tigron, this isn't just a car.	Tigron, this isn't just a car.
916	00:54:12,161	00:54:15,530	This is the most magnificent thing I've ever put my ass in.	This is the most magnificent thing I've ever put my ass in.
917	00:54:15,563	00:54:18,500	If you ask it nicely, it'll make coffee for you.	If you ask it nicely, it'll make coffee for you.
918	00:54:18,533	00:54:21,070	Press drive, take a nap. Go for a spin.	Press drive, take a nap. Go for a spin.
919	00:54:21,103	00:54:24,040	This thing is so smart, it could raise my children if I asked it to.	This thing is so smart, it could raise my children if I asked it to.
920	00:54:24,073	00:54:27,143	I have extra baby just so vehicle can raise it.	I have extra baby just so vehicle can raise it.
921	00:54:28,144	00:54:29,511	How's your brother, Davit?	How's your brother, Davit?
922	00:54:29,544	00:54:32,580	I am excellent, sir, just excellent.	I am excellent, sir, just excellent.
923	00:54:32,614	00:54:35,718	Ah, Davit. Good to see you. All right, let me see.	Ah, Davit. Good to see you. All right, let me see.
924	00:54:36,118	00:54:37,787	That's 25 bucks for you.	That's 25 bucks for you.
925	00:54:37,820	00:54:40,022	- Thank you. - 25 dollars for you.	- Thank you. - 25 dollars for you.
926	00:54:40,056	00:54:42,858	And do me a favor, take it easy on the bellmen, would you?	And do me a favor, take it easy on the bellmen, would you?
927	00:54:44,659	00:54:46,561	I'd rather have khachkar melt my balls.	I'd rather have khachkar melt my balls.
928	00:54:47,662	00:54:49,564	I understand. Take care, boys.	I understand. Take care, boys.
929	00:54:51,067	00:54:52,201	Davit, get in the car.	Davit, get in the car.
930	00:54:56,138	00:54:57,340	Hello...	Hello...
931	00:54:57,373	00:54:59,842	Susan, there's something urgent I need to discuss with you.	Susan, there's something urgent I need to discuss with you.
932	00:54:59,875	00:55:01,077	Not urgent. Sid now. Sid now.	Not urgent. Sid now. Sid now.
933	00:55:01,110	00:55:04,814	Hey, there they are! The best management team in the business.	Hey, there they are! The best management team in the business.
934	00:55:04,847	00:55:09,852	How are you guys? Oh, I've been away for so long I missed you guys.	How are you guys? Oh, I've been away for so long I missed you guys.
935	00:55:09,885	00:55:10,987	Welcome back, Sid.	Welcome back, Sid.
936	00:55:11,020	00:55:13,889	- Where's Alan? - He's probably held up with a guest.	- Where's Alan? - He's probably held up with a guest.
937	00:55:13,923	00:55:15,590	- Okay. - Mr. Whitman.	- Okay. - Mr. Whitman.
938	00:55:15,623	00:55:18,560	Really? You insult me like this?	Really? You insult me like this?
939	00:55:18,593	00:55:21,529	How many times have I told you? You don't call me Mr. Whitman.	How many times have I told you? You don't call me Mr. Whitman.
940	00:55:21,563	00:55:24,566	You call me Sid. You understand me? Call me Sid.	You call me Sid. You understand me? Call me Sid.
941	00:55:24,599	00:55:26,235	- Yes, Mr. Whitman. - Much better.	- Yes, Mr. Whitman. - Much better.
942	00:55:26,268	00:55:28,237	- Can I take your bag? - No. It's mine.	- Can I take your bag? - No. It's mine.
943	00:55:32,274	00:55:34,977	I don't know it crosses, it crosses. Oh, you forgot.	I don't know it crosses, it crosses. Oh, you forgot.
944	00:55:35,011	00:55:36,245	Good to see you, buddy.	Good to see you, buddy.
945	00:55:47,790	00:55:48,791	Hello.	Hello.
946	00:55:53,095	00:55:54,130	You there.	You there.
947	00:55:54,830	00:55:55,965	Are you okay?	Are you okay?
948	00:55:57,333	00:55:59,702	Have you been attacked?	Have you been attacked?
949	00:56:00,836	00:56:02,071	Do you need an adult?	Do you need an adult?
950	00:56:03,372	00:56:05,307	Did you see the incident?	Did you see the incident?
951	00:56:11,113	00:56:12,948	Alan for Operations.	Alan for Operations.
952	00:56:12,982	00:56:14,150	Go for Ops.	Go for Ops.
953	00:56:14,183	00:56:16,052	I'm at the 12th hole.	I'm at the 12th hole.
954	00:56:16,085	00:56:17,153	Mazel tov.	Mazel tov.
955	00:56:18,054	00:56:19,989	Where is the molested saguaro?	Where is the molested saguaro?
956	00:56:20,689	00:56:22,091	I'm not sure what you mean, sir.	I'm not sure what you mean, sir.
957	00:56:22,958	00:56:26,328	You called me to tend to the 12th hole	You called me to tend to the 12th hole
958	00:56:26,362	00:56:29,865	to diffuse a situation involving a molested saguaro.	to diffuse a situation involving a molested saguaro.
959	00:56:29,899	00:56:33,668	You weren't called by us, sir.	You weren't called by us, sir.
960	00:56:34,669	00:56:36,604	Yo, they got Alan again!	Yo, they got Alan again!
961	00:56:38,374	00:56:39,607	Steven.	Steven.
962	00:56:40,876	00:56:42,044	Two demerits.	Two demerits.
963	00:56:46,715	00:56:48,751	Dinner is ready whenever you'd like to eat.	Dinner is ready whenever you'd like to eat.
964	00:56:48,784	00:56:50,386	- Fantastic. - Steve will join us as well.	- Fantastic. - Steve will join us as well.
965	00:56:50,419	00:56:52,121	Oh. Well, why?	Oh. Well, why?
966	00:56:52,154	00:56:55,758	I... I told him he could. Plus, he's very hungry.	I... I told him he could. Plus, he's very hungry.
967	00:56:55,791	00:56:58,861	- Hello, Mr. Whitman. - The next person that calls me Mr. Whitman is out of here.	- Hello, Mr. Whitman. - The next person that calls me Mr. Whitman is out of here.
968	00:56:58,894	00:57:00,628	I'm very sorry, Mrs. Whitman.	I'm very sorry, Mrs. Whitman.
969	00:57:00,662	00:57:01,363	Very good.	Very good.
970	00:57:01,397	00:57:02,898	That I like. Come here.	That I like. Come here.
971	00:57:04,300	00:57:07,336	Ah, it's good to see you. And congratulations on that pin thingy.	Ah, it's good to see you. And congratulations on that pin thingy.
972	00:57:07,369	00:57:08,704	Thank you.	Thank you.
973	00:57:09,238	00:57:10,439	- Let's eat. - Yes.	- Let's eat. - Yes.
974	00:57:10,473	00:57:14,009	You know what, I'm going to catch up with you guys in a bit.	You know what, I'm going to catch up with you guys in a bit.
975	00:57:14,043	00:57:15,811	I got a few things to finish up here, first.	I got a few things to finish up here, first.
976	00:57:15,845	00:57:17,213	All right, let's go.	All right, let's go.
977	00:57:17,246	00:57:18,347	Come on.	Come on.
978	00:57:25,688	00:57:27,056	I feel so joyous.	I feel so joyous.
979	00:57:27,089	00:57:28,157	Yes, yes.	Yes, yes.
980	00:57:31,127	00:57:32,261	We're attending the conference.	We're attending the conference.
981	00:57:32,294	00:57:34,930	Gonna mess around and change our lives completely.	Gonna mess around and change our lives completely.
982	00:57:34,964	00:57:36,365	You guys did well today.	You guys did well today.
983	00:57:36,398	00:57:38,400	No, we hit the ATM.	No, we hit the ATM.
984	00:57:38,434	00:57:42,004	Gunther likes to challenge his disciples in the crowd	Gunther likes to challenge his disciples in the crowd
985	00:57:42,037	00:57:45,407	and if you can outbid your neighbor then you'll get a clue to the universe.	and if you can outbid your neighbor then you'll get a clue to the universe.
986	00:57:45,441	00:57:47,343	Come, brother JJ, to the conference	Come, brother JJ, to the conference
987	00:57:47,376	00:57:51,013	and we will suckle from the tit of perfection and life wondering wisdom.	and we will suckle from the tit of perfection and life wondering wisdom.
988	00:57:51,046	00:57:53,015	Namaste. Now, I'm gonna go. You stay.	Namaste. Now, I'm gonna go. You stay.
989	00:58:01,023	00:58:02,391	How did you get free?	How did you get free?
990	00:58:02,424	00:58:03,993	Honestly, I don't know.	Honestly, I don't know.
991	00:58:05,628	00:58:10,299	I passed out from what I assume was lack of blood circulation and dehydration. Both.	I passed out from what I assume was lack of blood circulation and dehydration. Both.
992	00:58:10,332	00:58:12,234	I came to and I was free.	I came to and I was free.
993	00:58:12,268	00:58:15,471	I did see a big Native American dude walking away.	I did see a big Native American dude walking away.
994	00:58:15,504	00:58:17,806	I tried calling out, but everyone around here	I tried calling out, but everyone around here
995	00:58:17,840	00:58:20,743	likes to dramatically walk away and not answer when people call out to them.	likes to dramatically walk away and not answer when people call out to them.
996	00:58:22,311	00:58:23,913	Wait, Brad.	Wait, Brad.
997	00:58:24,747	00:58:25,414	Josh?	Josh?
998	00:58:29,485	00:58:31,954	Head to room 3158, pronto.	Head to room 3158, pronto.
999	00:58:31,987	00:58:33,022	I'm trusting you.	I'm trusting you.
1000	00:58:33,756	00:58:35,124	I'm sending you to Gunther's room.	I'm sending you to Gunther's room.
1001	00:58:35,157	00:58:37,927	I need you to find something, anything that will help us take him down.	I need you to find something, anything that will help us take him down.
1002	00:58:37,960	00:58:39,228	Okay, I'll see what I can do.	Okay, I'll see what I can do.
1003	00:58:41,163	00:58:42,932	Wait, Steve.	Wait, Steve.
1004	00:59:16,565	00:59:18,934	Welcome to Spirifresh.	Welcome to Spirifresh.
1005	00:59:23,839	00:59:27,843	And now, the closest thing we have to a god on Earth,	And now, the closest thing we have to a god on Earth,
1006	00:59:27,876	00:59:30,512	the answer to all of our problems,	the answer to all of our problems,
1007	00:59:31,380	00:59:33,449	Gunther Gochamonet.	Gunther Gochamonet.
1008	01:00:11,987	01:00:14,089	Why does the mind	Why does the mind
1009	01:00:14,123	01:00:18,327	always is trying to make the body play hookey from your relevance?	always is trying to make the body play hookey from your relevance?
1010	01:00:18,360	01:00:19,295	I'm on my journey,	I'm on my journey,
1011	01:00:21,096	01:00:23,332	I'm starting out this way, yeah, but then I end up.	I'm starting out this way, yeah, but then I end up.
1012	01:00:29,271	01:00:31,874	I end up over here. Why am I hookey?	I end up over here. Why am I hookey?
1013	01:00:31,907	01:00:33,075	But tonight,	But tonight,
1014	01:00:34,877	01:00:39,081	I will teach you.	I will teach you.
1015	01:00:44,386	01:00:46,355	If you're into a cherry oak vibe,	If you're into a cherry oak vibe,
1016	01:00:46,388	01:00:49,124	with an after taste not unlike a Russian winter,	with an after taste not unlike a Russian winter,
1017	01:00:49,158	01:00:51,560	- I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. - Wait, wait, wait.	- I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. - Wait, wait, wait.
1018	01:00:51,593	01:00:52,594	This is the Malbec?	This is the Malbec?
1019	01:00:52,628	01:00:54,196	No, that's the tap water.	No, that's the tap water.
1020	01:00:54,229	01:00:56,632	Never push the tap water, kid.	Never push the tap water, kid.
1021	01:00:56,665	01:00:57,734	Of course.	Of course.
1022	01:00:57,767	01:01:01,503	If I may say, you are as handsome as you are funny.	If I may say, you are as handsome as you are funny.
1023	01:01:01,537	01:01:02,938	We only hire the finest.	We only hire the finest.
1024	01:01:02,971	01:01:04,940	Well, then how the hell did Alan get a job?	Well, then how the hell did Alan get a job?
1025	01:01:04,973	01:01:07,142	Oh, Sid, he was a qualified applicant.	Oh, Sid, he was a qualified applicant.
1026	01:01:07,176	01:01:10,279	I'm kidding. I love Alan. You know what I'm going to have?	I'm kidding. I love Alan. You know what I'm going to have?
1027	01:01:10,312	01:01:13,182	I'm going to have a Simmzy's Beach Cruiser.	I'm going to have a Simmzy's Beach Cruiser.
1028	01:01:13,215	01:01:16,652	Oh, two Simmzy's Beach Cruisers. One for my pal, Steve.	Oh, two Simmzy's Beach Cruisers. One for my pal, Steve.
1029	01:01:16,686	01:01:18,420	That is an excellent choice.	That is an excellent choice.
1030	01:01:18,454	01:01:22,124	Now, on the specials menu tonight we have a Cornish Game Hen,	Now, on the specials menu tonight we have a Cornish Game Hen,
1031	01:01:22,157	01:01:26,528	Kentucky blue grass fed and raised with her parents and half siblings in attendance.	Kentucky blue grass fed and raised with her parents and half siblings in attendance.
1032	01:01:26,562	01:01:29,565	She was given a community college education,	She was given a community college education,
1033	01:01:29,598	01:01:31,467	but she spent her winters at summer camp.	but she spent her winters at summer camp.
1034	01:01:34,036	01:01:35,204	Everything okay?	Everything okay?
1035	01:01:35,705	01:01:38,974	Yeah, the Spirifresh thing is...	Yeah, the Spirifresh thing is...
1036	01:01:39,541	01:01:41,443	I'm just trying to make sure everything's okay.	I'm just trying to make sure everything's okay.
1037	01:01:41,477	01:01:44,246	Well, I'm proud of you.	Well, I'm proud of you.
1038	01:01:45,080	01:01:46,615	Thank you. For what?	Thank you. For what?
1039	01:01:46,648	01:01:50,486	Well, taking the initiative to move up.	Well, taking the initiative to move up.
1040	01:01:50,519	01:01:52,321	It means a lot. It's a big deal.	It means a lot. It's a big deal.
1041	01:01:53,055	01:01:56,158	Just knowing that getting a promotion matters, means something.	Just knowing that getting a promotion matters, means something.
1042	01:01:56,191	01:01:57,359	It's half the battle.	It's half the battle.
1043	01:01:58,260	01:01:59,128	Exactly.	Exactly.
1044	01:02:00,730	01:02:04,199	You don't need to do. You need to just try.	You don't need to do. You need to just try.
1045	01:02:04,233	01:02:07,035	Get one shot. Lose myself in the moment.	Get one shot. Lose myself in the moment.
1046	01:02:07,069	01:02:09,905	Take my mom's spaghetti. Baby, I'm a firework.	Take my mom's spaghetti. Baby, I'm a firework.
1047	01:02:11,006	01:02:12,941	Ain't nobody gonna hold me down.	Ain't nobody gonna hold me down.
1048	01:02:12,975	01:02:15,978	Oh, oh, I got to keep on moving.	Oh, oh, I got to keep on moving.
1049	01:02:16,011	01:02:17,513	Backstreet's back all right.	Backstreet's back all right.
1050	01:02:17,546	01:02:19,081	Something like that.	Something like that.
1051	01:02:19,114	01:02:20,516	We can talk about it more after dinner.	We can talk about it more after dinner.
1052	01:02:21,250	01:02:22,384	Maybe for a dirty one?	Maybe for a dirty one?
1053	01:02:23,686	01:02:27,423	- I mean... - You finished with your intimate moments? Proceed.	- I mean... - You finished with your intimate moments? Proceed.
1054	01:02:27,456	01:02:30,225	Thank you. I don't want you to take my word for it.	Thank you. I don't want you to take my word for it.
1055	01:02:30,259	01:02:34,196	When we say farm to table, we mean farm to table.	When we say farm to table, we mean farm to table.
1056	01:02:35,765	01:02:37,566	Wait till you see how fresh the fish is.	Wait till you see how fresh the fish is.
1057	01:02:39,201	01:02:40,569	Okay, hold up. Hold up.	Okay, hold up. Hold up.
1058	01:02:40,602	01:02:42,739	So, you mean to tell me that she was hot	So, you mean to tell me that she was hot
1059	01:02:42,772	01:02:44,707	and then she wasn't hot and then she was hot again?	and then she wasn't hot and then she was hot again?
1060	01:02:44,741	01:02:48,277	- Bro, it's the method. - I love chicks too.	- Bro, it's the method. - I love chicks too.
1061	01:02:48,310	01:02:53,282	- I love pizza. - Not as much as I love chicks. DKE.	- I love pizza. - Not as much as I love chicks. DKE.
1062	01:03:21,143	01:03:23,145	You are walking.	You are walking.
1063	01:03:24,613	01:03:25,748	You are walking on the cloud.	You are walking on the cloud.
1064	01:03:26,582	01:03:31,286	And the cloud looks up to you and says,	And the cloud looks up to you and says,
1065	01:03:31,320	01:03:34,757	"Oh, hi. How's it going up there? Yeah."	"Oh, hi. How's it going up there? Yeah."
1066	01:03:35,758	01:03:37,359	And you reply...	And you reply...
1067	01:03:37,392	01:03:42,197	As long as I know who I am, I am well.	As long as I know who I am, I am well.
1068	01:03:44,701	01:03:45,567	Yeah,	Yeah,
1069	01:03:46,401	01:03:47,269	yeah,	yeah,
1070	01:03:48,103	01:03:49,104	yeah,	yeah,
1071	01:03:49,137	01:03:50,005	yeah.	yeah.
1072	01:03:52,307	01:03:55,344	Using your sense of ears like a bear.	Using your sense of ears like a bear.
1073	01:03:55,377	01:03:58,614	With our minds we begin to urinate	With our minds we begin to urinate
1074	01:03:59,314	01:04:02,651	and then for real into our pants.	and then for real into our pants.
1075	01:04:07,556	01:04:10,592	We come to 18. He hits an errand ball into the woods.	We come to 18. He hits an errand ball into the woods.
1076	01:04:10,626	01:04:12,427	We can't find it. I said, you know what?	We can't find it. I said, you know what?
1077	01:04:12,461	01:04:15,130	Just drop a ball, because I'm a good guy.	Just drop a ball, because I'm a good guy.
1078	01:04:15,163	01:04:19,067	Hits a tree, bounces out of bounds, I win the hole.	Hits a tree, bounces out of bounds, I win the hole.
1079	01:04:19,101	01:04:22,371	You know why? Because I'm a good guy.	You know why? Because I'm a good guy.
1080	01:04:22,404	01:04:24,273	And I'm here today	And I'm here today
1081	01:04:24,306	01:04:29,344	because I'm a nice guy with some very bad news.	because I'm a nice guy with some very bad news.
1082	01:04:29,378	01:04:31,113	I'm selling the hotel.	I'm selling the hotel.
1083	01:04:32,581	01:04:34,851	I was approached by this big investor	I was approached by this big investor
1084	01:04:34,884	01:04:37,754	who has an in with the Indian Reservation and Gaming Board	who has an in with the Indian Reservation and Gaming Board
1085	01:04:37,787	01:04:40,522	and he wants to turn the place into a casino and I...	and he wants to turn the place into a casino and I...
1086	01:04:40,556	01:04:43,425	I don't qualify for that. And I love this place.	I don't qualify for that. And I love this place.
1087	01:04:43,458	01:04:44,526	I love you guys,	I love you guys,
1088	01:04:45,494	01:04:47,396	but it's hard to keep this place profitable,	but it's hard to keep this place profitable,
1089	01:04:47,429	01:04:49,766	and Samantha says she wants to move to Florida.	and Samantha says she wants to move to Florida.
1090	01:04:49,799	01:04:53,635	And when the wife says "jump," you say,	And when the wife says "jump," you say,
1091	01:04:54,636	01:04:56,171	"Let's move to Florida."	"Let's move to Florida."
1092	01:04:56,706	01:04:58,340	But our jobs are safe, right?	But our jobs are safe, right?
1093	01:04:58,373	01:05:00,609	See, this we don't know because they're rebranding.	See, this we don't know because they're rebranding.
1094	01:05:00,642	01:05:04,646	They're gonna turn the conference rooms into gaming tables, and slots.	They're gonna turn the conference rooms into gaming tables, and slots.
1095	01:05:04,681	01:05:08,685	I don't know the details. I just know that... Alan, you made it.	I don't know the details. I just know that... Alan, you made it.
1096	01:05:08,718	01:05:12,722	Yes, I did. But I'm not the only one who made it to the top	Yes, I did. But I'm not the only one who made it to the top
1097	01:05:12,755	01:05:14,891	of the ladder of lies.	of the ladder of lies.
1098	01:05:14,924	01:05:16,158	Alan, you look like hell.	Alan, you look like hell.
1099	01:05:16,191	01:05:19,729	- Yeah, let's get you cleaned up. - No, I'm not getting cleaned up.	- Yeah, let's get you cleaned up. - No, I'm not getting cleaned up.
1100	01:05:19,762	01:05:24,232	- You all need to know what's... - Steve! I'm so sorry to interrupt.	- You all need to know what's... - Steve! I'm so sorry to interrupt.
1101	01:05:24,266	01:05:26,268	- Steve, I need to show you something. - No!	- Steve, I need to show you something. - No!
1102	01:05:26,803	01:05:30,339	It's my turn to talk. Steve has been lying to me.	It's my turn to talk. Steve has been lying to me.
1103	01:05:30,372	01:05:31,673	Lying to all of you.	Lying to all of you.
1104	01:05:31,708	01:05:36,244	He is not the Assistant Front Office Manager.	He is not the Assistant Front Office Manager.
1105	01:05:36,278	01:05:38,848	He is a bell captain. And that's it.	He is a bell captain. And that's it.
1106	01:05:38,881	01:05:41,283	- What is he talking about? - I don't know, Susan.	- What is he talking about? - I don't know, Susan.
1107	01:05:41,316	01:05:47,289	He has been impersonating a manager, and that is a felony.	He has been impersonating a manager, and that is a felony.
1108	01:05:47,322	01:05:49,224	I don't think that's a felony.	I don't think that's a felony.
1109	01:05:49,257	01:05:50,425	Alan, you're very sweaty.	Alan, you're very sweaty.
1110	01:05:50,459	01:05:54,797	He led me to believe that he was up for a very specific job	He led me to believe that he was up for a very specific job
1111	01:05:54,831	01:05:58,300	and then he was parading it all around the hotel.	and then he was parading it all around the hotel.
1112	01:05:58,333	01:06:02,371	There are liability issues, ethics issues.	There are liability issues, ethics issues.
1113	01:06:02,404	01:06:03,873	He should be fired!	He should be fired!
1114	01:06:03,906	01:06:07,142	Okay, all right. All right. Just hold on. Just calm down.	Okay, all right. All right. Just hold on. Just calm down.
1115	01:06:07,710	01:06:09,879	Stop the music.	Stop the music.
1116	01:06:11,513	01:06:12,915	What the hell is going on?	What the hell is going on?
1117	01:06:12,949	01:06:17,854	I have proof that Gunther is using Sanz Hand, Sanz Hand, Sanz Hands	I have proof that Gunther is using Sanz Hand, Sanz Hand, Sanz Hands
1118	01:06:17,887	01:06:20,222	hand sanitizer to brainwash his followers.	hand sanitizer to brainwash his followers.
1119	01:06:20,255	01:06:21,323	Let me see that.	Let me see that.
1120	01:06:21,824	01:06:23,558	You went into his room?	You went into his room?
1121	01:06:24,426	01:06:26,662	You broke into a guest's room?	You broke into a guest's room?
1122	01:06:26,696	01:06:27,897	I think that's a felony.	I think that's a felony.
1123	01:06:27,930	01:06:32,702	Well, yes but not because...	Well, yes but not because...
1124	01:06:32,735	01:06:34,202	I told him to.	I told him to.
1125	01:06:35,705	01:06:39,274	I was trying to prove that Gunther is conning everyone with Spirifresh.	I was trying to prove that Gunther is conning everyone with Spirifresh.
1126	01:06:39,307	01:06:40,642	Who the hell is Gunther?	Who the hell is Gunther?
1127	01:06:43,946	01:06:48,283	That's not Gunther, that's Chief Macanopy. He's the guy who's buying the hotel from me.	That's not Gunther, that's Chief Macanopy. He's the guy who's buying the hotel from me.
1128	01:06:48,316	01:06:50,318	Who's Chief Macanopy?	Who's Chief Macanopy?
1129	01:06:50,352	01:06:53,355	- This doesn't add up. - You're selling the hotel?	- This doesn't add up. - You're selling the hotel?
1130	01:06:53,388	01:06:55,557	- Yes. - Will we get to keep our jobs?	- Yes. - Will we get to keep our jobs?
1131	01:06:55,590	01:06:57,760	We don't know. They're rebranding. We'll tell you later.	We don't know. They're rebranding. We'll tell you later.
1132	01:06:57,794	01:06:59,261	We got to get to that conference.	We got to get to that conference.
1133	01:07:00,295	01:07:01,263	Wait.	Wait.
1134	01:07:02,965	01:07:04,633	He has to be fired.	He has to be fired.
1135	01:07:05,333	01:07:06,969	You should be fired.	You should be fired.
1136	01:07:08,537	01:07:10,740	He should be fired.	He should be fired.
1137	01:07:10,773	01:07:12,875	Your smoked tilapia.	Your smoked tilapia.
1138	01:07:15,678	01:07:17,747	- Enjoy. - One demerit.	- Enjoy. - One demerit.
1139	01:07:27,389	01:07:29,424	Put the money in the basket.	Put the money in the basket.
1140	01:07:29,992	01:07:31,426	Mortgage your home.	Mortgage your home.
1141	01:07:31,460	01:07:32,829	Mortgage your children.	Mortgage your children.
1142	01:07:32,862	01:07:34,663	You got lovely children.	You got lovely children.
1143	01:07:34,697	01:07:35,698	My kind of guy.	My kind of guy.
1144	01:07:50,012	01:07:51,013	Management.	Management.
1145	01:07:51,047	01:07:52,447	Oh.	Oh.
1146	01:07:52,481	01:07:56,318	Wait, wait! He should be fired!	Wait, wait! He should be fired!
1147	01:07:56,351	01:07:57,954	- Alan. - Ah!	- Alan. - Ah!
1148	01:08:10,465	01:08:12,969	Oh my God. It's worse than we thought.	Oh my God. It's worse than we thought.
1149	01:08:15,337	01:08:18,007	We'll do anything, if you give Gunther your money.	We'll do anything, if you give Gunther your money.
1150	01:08:24,346	01:08:26,581	No, this is bad.	No, this is bad.
1151	01:08:27,415	01:08:29,018	Stop. Stop!	Stop. Stop!
1152	01:08:29,051	01:08:31,486	Hey, stop it!	Hey, stop it!
1153	01:08:33,622	01:08:35,624	This man is a sham!	This man is a sham!
1154	01:08:35,657	01:08:37,526	- Who is this guy? - Sit down!	- Who is this guy? - Sit down!
1155	01:08:37,559	01:08:39,896	I know you all want to make your lives better.	I know you all want to make your lives better.
1156	01:08:39,929	01:08:44,399	And I know you think this guy is going to do that. But he's not.	And I know you think this guy is going to do that. But he's not.
1157	01:08:44,432	01:08:45,701	Okay?	Okay?
1158	01:08:46,434	01:08:47,636	What has he done for you?	What has he done for you?
1159	01:08:48,104	01:08:49,906	What has he done for any of you?	What has he done for any of you?
1160	01:08:49,939	01:08:53,075	What physical product has he actually provided?	What physical product has he actually provided?
1161	01:08:53,109	01:08:55,812	- Let's get him! - Let's get him with some violence.	- Let's get him! - Let's get him with some violence.
1162	01:08:55,845	01:08:59,816	We don't rip him limb from limb. We do not attack. We are peaceful people, yeah?	We don't rip him limb from limb. We do not attack. We are peaceful people, yeah?
1163	01:09:00,783	01:09:04,754	Steve, the physical product is	Steve, the physical product is
1164	01:09:05,520	01:09:07,589	the metaphysical being.	the metaphysical being.
1165	01:09:09,926	01:09:11,493	It's hard for him to learn.	It's hard for him to learn.
1166	01:09:13,729	01:09:17,365	What the hell does that mean? What are you clapping for?	What the hell does that mean? What are you clapping for?
1167	01:09:18,034	01:09:19,302	Yes.	Yes.
1168	01:09:20,036	01:09:21,503	Why are you crying, man?	Why are you crying, man?
1169	01:09:21,536	01:09:23,806	Okay. Okay.	Okay. Okay.
1170	01:09:23,840	01:09:26,709	Then what's with all the Sanz Hands hand sanitizer?	Then what's with all the Sanz Hands hand sanitizer?
1171	01:09:26,742	01:09:27,642	What's it called?	What's it called?
1172	01:09:27,677	01:09:29,745	Sanz Hands hand sanitizer.	Sanz Hands hand sanitizer.
1173	01:09:32,181	01:09:33,850	I believe in clean hands, guys.	I believe in clean hands, guys.
1174	01:09:36,853	01:09:38,988	You can't just clap for everything he says.	You can't just clap for everything he says.
1175	01:09:39,956	01:09:43,025	I'd like to clarify that. You can applaud everything I say. It's no problem.	I'd like to clarify that. You can applaud everything I say. It's no problem.
1176	01:09:44,760	01:09:46,963	Shh.	Shh.
1177	01:09:49,966	01:09:51,633	Okay, okay.	Okay, okay.
1178	01:09:53,135	01:09:58,841	Well, Gunther, well, why do you have a thousand bottles of this stuff?	Well, Gunther, well, why do you have a thousand bottles of this stuff?
1179	01:09:58,875	01:10:01,476	- Ew, gross. - Damn it, Josh.	- Ew, gross. - Damn it, Josh.
1180	01:10:01,509	01:10:03,045	OMG, that's hot.	OMG, that's hot.
1181	01:10:03,079	01:10:05,815	- That right there, not appropriate. - Come on.	- That right there, not appropriate. - Come on.
1182	01:10:07,817	01:10:09,051	Ah-ha! That!	Ah-ha! That!
1183	01:10:14,924	01:10:18,895	I suffer from mysophobia,	I suffer from mysophobia,
1184	01:10:18,928	01:10:20,863	which is a fear of germs.	which is a fear of germs.
1185	01:10:20,897	01:10:24,100	One that is debilitating.	One that is debilitating.
1186	01:10:24,133	01:10:29,504	Then I read the teachings of Khatkhate Baba who showed me the way of clean.	Then I read the teachings of Khatkhate Baba who showed me the way of clean.
1187	01:10:29,537	01:10:31,774	The way of the Sanz Hands hand sanitizer	The way of the Sanz Hands hand sanitizer
1188	01:10:31,807	01:10:37,612	which also was leading me on the path to Spirifresh.	which also was leading me on the path to Spirifresh.
1189	01:10:40,182	01:10:43,618	Okay, if you buy in bulk, like larger bottles,	Okay, if you buy in bulk, like larger bottles,
1190	01:10:43,652	01:10:45,520	you could probably save a lot of money that way.	you could probably save a lot of money that way.
1191	01:10:52,828	01:10:54,030	Just look at me, Josh.	Just look at me, Josh.
1192	01:10:55,898	01:10:57,099	It's like the Eskimo.	It's like the Eskimo.
1193	01:10:57,900	01:10:59,501	Like the Eskimos!	Like the Eskimos!
1194	01:11:00,770	01:11:03,605	Thank you, Josh. We love him. We love you.	Thank you, Josh. We love him. We love you.
1195	01:11:05,141	01:11:08,978	I love Josh. I love Josh. I love him here too.	I love Josh. I love Josh. I love him here too.
1196	01:11:09,011	01:11:11,981	Okay, this is classic behavior.	Okay, this is classic behavior.
1197	01:11:12,014	01:11:14,616	This is called poor conductor,	This is called poor conductor,
1198	01:11:14,649	01:11:16,852	because he sees the choo-choo train,	because he sees the choo-choo train,
1199	01:11:16,886	01:11:21,023	a successful man is going and he wants to derail this poor conductor.	a successful man is going and he wants to derail this poor conductor.
1200	01:11:21,057	01:11:23,059	I know.	I know.
1201	01:11:23,092	01:11:25,828	What the hell is the matter with you?	What the hell is the matter with you?
1202	01:11:26,628	01:11:27,863	Boo this man.	Boo this man.
1203	01:11:30,066	01:11:32,001	- Boo. Shame! - Oh yeah.	- Boo. Shame! - Oh yeah.
1204	01:11:32,835	01:11:34,669	Shame!	Shame!
1205	01:11:36,806	01:11:40,109	You think this is about me not being happy?	You think this is about me not being happy?
1206	01:11:41,643	01:11:44,780	Let us ask Shteve. Say it out loud, Shteve.	Let us ask Shteve. Say it out loud, Shteve.
1207	01:11:44,814	01:11:46,749	- Shteve. - It's Steve.	- Shteve. - It's Steve.
1208	01:11:47,883	01:11:50,252	Where were you 27 years ago, hmm?	Where were you 27 years ago, hmm?
1209	01:11:55,324	01:11:57,559	I was training here as a bellman.	I was training here as a bellman.
1210	01:11:58,194	01:12:00,896	Are you in a successful relationship?	Are you in a successful relationship?
1211	01:12:00,930	01:12:03,232	Have you accomplished any of your dreams?	Have you accomplished any of your dreams?
1212	01:12:08,237	01:12:10,806	Well Shteve, say it, Shteve.	Well Shteve, say it, Shteve.
1213	01:12:10,840	01:12:11,907	Shteve.	Shteve.
1214	01:12:11,941	01:12:13,042	That's not my name.	That's not my name.
1215	01:12:13,876	01:12:17,046	What does your father think of you, huh?	What does your father think of you, huh?
1216	01:12:20,615	01:12:23,152	Okay, when you're ready, we're here for you.	Okay, when you're ready, we're here for you.
1217	01:12:23,185	01:12:24,020	Happy birthday.	Happy birthday.
1218	01:12:25,087	01:12:27,289	Today could be the day that you get born.	Today could be the day that you get born.
1219	01:12:27,323	01:12:28,190	Yeah?	Yeah?
1220	01:12:29,225	01:12:32,228	I'm going to give you a brochure for Spirifresh.	I'm going to give you a brochure for Spirifresh.
1221	01:12:37,066	01:12:37,933	Hmm.	Hmm.
1222	01:12:40,036	01:12:45,975	Good, Shteve. Now, we have the new perfect people here and let's get to it.	Good, Shteve. Now, we have the new perfect people here and let's get to it.
1223	01:12:50,679	01:12:53,682	I... I don't know exactly what you were trying to prove here,	I... I don't know exactly what you were trying to prove here,
1224	01:12:53,716	01:12:57,787	but this... this... this is unacceptable.	but this... this... this is unacceptable.
1225	01:12:57,820	01:12:59,388	Chief Macanopy, I got to tell you,	Chief Macanopy, I got to tell you,
1226	01:12:59,422	01:13:02,191	at the meeting I really prefer the headdress and the feathers and everything,	at the meeting I really prefer the headdress and the feathers and everything,
1227	01:13:02,224	01:13:05,061	but right now you look thinner, you look great.	but right now you look thinner, you look great.
1228	01:13:05,094	01:13:07,963	Oh, I love you. I love you.	Oh, I love you. I love you.
1229	01:13:07,997	01:13:09,298	You are fired.	You are fired.
1230	01:13:10,399	01:13:12,835	And you're fired too, Joshua.	And you're fired too, Joshua.
1231	01:13:37,827	01:13:40,729	I was trying to save the hotel and this is what... Ah!	I was trying to save the hotel and this is what... Ah!
1232	01:14:39,455	01:14:40,322	Hola .	Hola .
1233	01:14:41,490	01:14:43,425	Is there a guy named Steve here?	Is there a guy named Steve here?
1234	01:14:46,462	01:14:48,197	Oh, great.	Oh, great.
1235	01:14:50,065	01:14:52,201	Is there a gringo ?	Is there a gringo ?
1236	01:15:02,278	01:15:05,247	Okay, I'm guessing Steve isn't here.	Okay, I'm guessing Steve isn't here.
1237	01:15:05,881	01:15:06,982	Good guess.	Good guess.
1238	01:15:10,019	01:15:10,886	Steve.	Steve.
1239	01:15:11,754	01:15:13,756	The Steve you knew is long gone.	The Steve you knew is long gone.
1240	01:15:13,789	01:15:17,426	Around here my family calls me " idiota sin hogar ."	Around here my family calls me " idiota sin hogar ."
1241	01:15:17,459	01:15:19,395	Your family? It's only been a couple of days.	Your family? It's only been a couple of days.
1242	01:15:19,428	01:15:21,230	Yeah, well we got close.	Yeah, well we got close.
1243	01:15:29,939	01:15:32,141	It's a little inside joke with the pueblo .	It's a little inside joke with the pueblo .
1244	01:15:32,174	01:15:33,976	You heard the lady, I ain't leaving.	You heard the lady, I ain't leaving.
1245	01:15:34,777	01:15:36,312	This is the new Steve, baby.	This is the new Steve, baby.
1246	01:15:40,549	01:15:42,785	You know, donkeys can think for themselves.	You know, donkeys can think for themselves.
1247	01:15:42,818	01:15:44,353	That's why they're better than horses.	That's why they're better than horses.
1248	01:15:44,386	01:15:45,387	Here you go, buddy.	Here you go, buddy.
1249	01:15:46,522	01:15:47,756	Ho-ho-ho-ho!	Ho-ho-ho-ho!
1250	01:15:47,790	01:15:50,993	Remember when we used to eat out of the palm of our own hands?	Remember when we used to eat out of the palm of our own hands?
1251	01:15:51,026	01:15:52,161	Psyche, we never did.	Psyche, we never did.
1252	01:15:52,928	01:15:54,096	I don't miss you at all.	I don't miss you at all.
1253	01:15:55,030	01:15:57,967	Steve... Get out of my way, dude.	Steve... Get out of my way, dude.
1254	01:16:00,302	01:16:02,137	He's standing on my toes now.	He's standing on my toes now.
1255	01:16:02,838	01:16:03,772	Retreat.	Retreat.
1256	01:16:05,207	01:16:06,141	Retreat.	Retreat.
1257	01:16:17,820	01:16:18,954	You need to eat something.	You need to eat something.
1258	01:16:22,958	01:16:24,526	Steve, you can't give up, man.	Steve, you can't give up, man.
1259	01:16:24,560	01:16:25,761	Why not?	Why not?
1260	01:16:26,362	01:16:27,329	I have nothing.	I have nothing.
1261	01:16:28,497	01:16:30,165	Absolutely nothing.	Absolutely nothing.
1262	01:16:30,199	01:16:31,533	That's not true.	That's not true.
1263	01:16:31,567	01:16:32,901	You know, I tried to end it all.	You know, I tried to end it all.
1264	01:16:34,069	01:16:37,139	I bought a gun. I was going to shoot myself in the face.	I bought a gun. I was going to shoot myself in the face.
1265	01:16:37,172	01:16:38,340	Steve.	Steve.
1266	01:16:38,374	01:16:40,376	A couple of priests convinced me not to and stole my gun.	A couple of priests convinced me not to and stole my gun.
1267	01:16:42,411	01:16:43,545	I think they were priests.	I think they were priests.
1268	01:16:43,579	01:16:45,180	You got a lot to live for.	You got a lot to live for.
1269	01:16:45,214	01:16:47,216	You got the job, the hotel.	You got the job, the hotel.
1270	01:16:47,249	01:16:50,286	After you left, Sid told Alan everyone makes mistakes.	After you left, Sid told Alan everyone makes mistakes.
1271	01:16:51,053	01:16:52,689	He was way out of line for firing you.	He was way out of line for firing you.
1272	01:16:52,722	01:16:56,058	Sid chased after you and tried to give you your job back, but you were already gone.	Sid chased after you and tried to give you your job back, but you were already gone.
1273	01:16:56,091	01:16:57,493	Sid chased after me?	Sid chased after me?
1274	01:16:58,861	01:16:59,828	Good guy.	Good guy.
1275	01:17:00,963	01:17:02,031	What about Kelly?	What about Kelly?
1276	01:17:02,998	01:17:05,034	She seems more sad than anything to be honest.	She seems more sad than anything to be honest.
1277	01:17:05,067	01:17:06,468	If you go back and tell her the truth...	If you go back and tell her the truth...
1278	01:17:06,502	01:17:08,237	Oh, dude. She knows the truth.	Oh, dude. She knows the truth.
1279	01:17:09,238	01:17:11,373	What's the point? We're all getting fired anyway.	What's the point? We're all getting fired anyway.
1280	01:17:12,174	01:17:13,375	Yeah, maybe.	Yeah, maybe.
1281	01:17:17,179	01:17:18,514	Or maybe not.	Or maybe not.
1282	01:17:19,381	01:17:22,251	I got an idea that can stop the sale and keep our jobs,	I got an idea that can stop the sale and keep our jobs,
1283	01:17:22,284	01:17:24,553	but you got to come back with me right now.	but you got to come back with me right now.
1284	01:17:30,192	01:17:31,193	Look at me, I'm a mess.	Look at me, I'm a mess.
1285	01:17:32,628	01:17:35,497	Well, let's get you cleaned up, brother, starting with some clothes.	Well, let's get you cleaned up, brother, starting with some clothes.
1286	01:17:44,039	01:17:44,940	Do it for Steve.	Do it for Steve.
1287	01:17:56,352	01:17:58,087	Come on. Come on.	Come on. Come on.
1288	01:17:58,120	01:17:58,987	About time.	About time.
1289	01:18:00,055	01:18:00,856	There we go.	There we go.
1290	01:18:07,429	01:18:09,598	Well, hello little lady, couldn't help...	Well, hello little lady, couldn't help...
1291	01:18:09,631	01:18:11,500	Turn off, turn off. Why? Why?	Turn off, turn off. Why? Why?
1292	01:18:18,574	01:18:21,910	Dude, why are you punching meat?	Dude, why are you punching meat?
1293	01:18:21,944	01:18:25,581	You just need to go back, make some apologies and fill out some paperwork.	You just need to go back, make some apologies and fill out some paperwork.
1294	01:18:27,684	01:18:30,185	Oh, yeah. Sorry.	Oh, yeah. Sorry.
1295	01:18:37,326	01:18:39,561	I'll miss you most, carnicero.	I'll miss you most, carnicero.
1296	01:18:44,533	01:18:46,068	For you family.	For you family.
1297	01:19:00,182	01:19:01,116	Hey, Josh.	Hey, Josh.
1298	01:19:04,119	01:19:04,987	Wow.	Wow.
1299	01:19:05,554	01:19:07,222	Look, I know I screwed up, man.	Look, I know I screwed up, man.
1300	01:19:07,256	01:19:09,057	All right, you should've never trusted me.	All right, you should've never trusted me.
1301	01:19:09,658	01:19:10,860	But for what it's worth,	But for what it's worth,
1302	01:19:10,894	01:19:13,362	I thought you always had what it takes to make a great bellman.	I thought you always had what it takes to make a great bellman.
1303	01:19:13,395	01:19:15,130	Yeah, so?	Yeah, so?
1304	01:19:15,664	01:19:18,667	I mean what's the difference now? This is my life.	I mean what's the difference now? This is my life.
1305	01:19:18,701	01:19:20,068	I want to make things right.	I want to make things right.
1306	01:19:21,303	01:19:24,540	I want to get our jobs back, go back to the way things were.	I want to get our jobs back, go back to the way things were.
1307	01:19:24,573	01:19:25,674	Why should I listen to you now?	Why should I listen to you now?
1308	01:19:25,708	01:19:29,278	I don't know, okay. I've been through some shit, man.	I don't know, okay. I've been through some shit, man.
1309	01:19:30,045	01:19:31,714	Gained some serious perspective.	Gained some serious perspective.
1310	01:19:32,548	01:19:34,717	I moved to Mexico, befriended a donkey...	I moved to Mexico, befriended a donkey...
1311	01:19:34,751	01:19:37,286	Yeah, Steve, Steve. That's just it. It's all about you.	Yeah, Steve, Steve. That's just it. It's all about you.
1312	01:19:37,319	01:19:39,121	It's always all about you.	It's always all about you.
1313	01:19:39,154	01:19:42,324	I mean, Steve is the quarterback and the defense	I mean, Steve is the quarterback and the defense
1314	01:19:42,357	01:19:44,460	and everybody else is just cheerleaders.	and everybody else is just cheerleaders.
1315	01:19:45,160	01:19:50,332	Steve is the all-beef patty, and we're all just lettuce, tomato, onions.	Steve is the all-beef patty, and we're all just lettuce, tomato, onions.
1316	01:19:52,601	01:19:56,472	Steve is the sun rotating around all of us stupid planets.	Steve is the sun rotating around all of us stupid planets.
1317	01:19:56,505	01:19:59,541	You're right, I was only thinking about what I wanted.	You're right, I was only thinking about what I wanted.
1318	01:20:01,276	01:20:02,411	But it's not about me.	But it's not about me.
1319	01:20:02,444	01:20:03,545	I get that now.	I get that now.
1320	01:20:03,579	01:20:04,546	It's about us.	It's about us.
1321	01:20:04,580	01:20:06,114	It's about you guys.	It's about you guys.
1322	01:20:06,148	01:20:07,684	It's about the bellmen.	It's about the bellmen.
1323	01:20:09,585	01:20:14,490	Also, you know the planets revolve around the sun, right?	Also, you know the planets revolve around the sun, right?
1324	01:20:15,758	01:20:17,159	Sure, Steve.	Sure, Steve.
1325	01:20:18,695	01:20:20,062	Whatever you say.	Whatever you say.
1326	01:20:20,095	01:20:23,532	Yeah, well I do. So do a lot of people as it's a scientific fact.	Yeah, well I do. So do a lot of people as it's a scientific fact.
1327	01:20:23,565	01:20:29,238	It's actually making me think, you know, less of you when you say stuff like that.	It's actually making me think, you know, less of you when you say stuff like that.
1328	01:20:29,271	01:20:31,139	Let's just go back to the hotel, huh?	Let's just go back to the hotel, huh?
1329	01:20:31,173	01:20:32,374	All right. Oh, wait.	All right. Oh, wait.
1330	01:20:33,542	01:20:36,478	Do you happen to have any connections inside the bank?	Do you happen to have any connections inside the bank?
1331	01:20:37,412	01:20:39,448	The manager, I guess. He's the one who hired me.	The manager, I guess. He's the one who hired me.
1332	01:20:39,481	01:20:41,250	Awesome. Can you introduce us?	Awesome. Can you introduce us?
1333	01:20:41,283	01:20:42,150	Sure.	Sure.
1334	01:20:43,552	01:20:46,321	Hey Banky, this is Steve.	Hey Banky, this is Steve.
1335	01:21:09,444	01:21:11,313	Shit. Nightshift.	Shit. Nightshift.
1336	01:21:11,748	01:21:12,749	You doing okay?	You doing okay?
1337	01:21:12,782	01:21:14,383	- Oh, hi Steve. - Hey, man.	- Oh, hi Steve. - Hey, man.
1338	01:21:14,416	01:21:18,587	Yeah, we kind of um, we kinda ran out of money.	Yeah, we kind of um, we kinda ran out of money.
1339	01:21:18,620	01:21:22,457	- Ah... - We're broke. Okay, we spent all our money on Spirifresh.	- Ah... - We're broke. Okay, we spent all our money on Spirifresh.
1340	01:21:22,491	01:21:23,826	Gunther promised us enlightenment.	Gunther promised us enlightenment.
1341	01:21:23,860	01:21:25,160	And what did he deliver?	And what did he deliver?
1342	01:21:26,395	01:21:27,764	Hand sanitizer.	Hand sanitizer.
1343	01:21:29,565	01:21:30,532	Brad.	Brad.
1344	01:21:32,167	01:21:33,101	Steve.	Steve.
1345	01:21:34,804	01:21:36,605	Surprised to see you here.	Surprised to see you here.
1346	01:21:37,606	01:21:38,540	Well, I'm back.	Well, I'm back.
1347	01:21:39,474	01:21:40,743	And I want to make things right.	And I want to make things right.
1348	01:21:41,778	01:21:43,445	Looks like you got a promotion?	Looks like you got a promotion?
1349	01:21:44,313	01:21:46,548	Yeah, when you left, Susan thought we needed	Yeah, when you left, Susan thought we needed
1350	01:21:46,582	01:21:49,151	a new Assistant Front Office Manager, so.	a new Assistant Front Office Manager, so.
1351	01:21:50,352	01:21:51,587	Who's bell captain these days?	Who's bell captain these days?
1352	01:21:51,620	01:21:53,422	- I think Rhonda. - That makes sense.	- I think Rhonda. - That makes sense.
1353	01:21:53,455	01:21:55,725	She wrestled skinny Jeremy in Cashew milk.	She wrestled skinny Jeremy in Cashew milk.
1354	01:21:55,758	01:21:57,359	I would've paid to see that.	I would've paid to see that.
1355	01:22:00,195	01:22:01,396	What's up, kid?	What's up, kid?
1356	01:22:01,931	01:22:02,799	Hey, Brad.	Hey, Brad.
1357	01:22:03,532	01:22:04,867	What's the plan?	What's the plan?
1358	01:22:04,901	01:22:06,501	No plan.	No plan.
1359	01:22:06,535	01:22:08,604	- You just going to wing it? - Yeah.	- You just going to wing it? - Yeah.
1360	01:22:08,637	01:22:10,439	Michael's the reason I'm back here.	Michael's the reason I'm back here.
1361	01:22:10,472	01:22:12,875	Truth be told I was very content in the desert with Steve.	Truth be told I was very content in the desert with Steve.
1362	01:22:12,909	01:22:14,142	You took up a lover?	You took up a lover?
1363	01:22:14,176	01:22:15,344	No. Steve is my donkey.	No. Steve is my donkey.
1364	01:22:15,878	01:22:17,379	I'm gonna ask you one more time.	I'm gonna ask you one more time.
1365	01:22:18,213	01:22:19,314	You took up a lover?	You took up a lover?
1366	01:22:19,849	01:22:21,216	Brad, I'm into people.	Brad, I'm into people.
1367	01:22:21,918	01:22:24,252	Mike. What's the game plan?	Mike. What's the game plan?
1368	01:22:24,754	01:22:26,455	Well, I'm gonna tell you, but not here.	Well, I'm gonna tell you, but not here.
1369	01:22:27,589	01:22:28,925	The bell closet.	The bell closet.
1370	01:22:28,958	01:22:30,559	- Seriously? - Yeah.	- Seriously? - Yeah.
1371	01:22:31,426	01:22:32,661	Fine. C'mon.	Fine. C'mon.
1372	01:22:35,631	01:22:38,433	Wait, you and your donkey had the same name?	Wait, you and your donkey had the same name?
1373	01:22:38,467	01:22:41,570	- So, what happens... - You gonna stay here right now?	- So, what happens... - You gonna stay here right now?
1374	01:22:44,774	01:22:45,742	Oh, God!	Oh, God!
1375	01:22:47,209	01:22:48,410	Hello, Alan.	Hello, Alan.
1376	01:22:48,443	01:22:49,478	Hi, Kelly.	Hi, Kelly.
1377	01:22:49,511	01:22:53,716	I was just um, checking the floor for buoyancy.	I was just um, checking the floor for buoyancy.
1378	01:22:56,719	01:22:57,820	I was spying on the bellmen.	I was spying on the bellmen.
1379	01:23:04,994	01:23:06,294	Nice work, man.	Nice work, man.
1380	01:23:08,397	01:23:09,564	27 years.	27 years.
1381	01:23:14,837	01:23:15,872	You got the files?	You got the files?
1382	01:23:21,744	01:23:23,211	This is perfect.	This is perfect.
1383	01:23:26,481	01:23:29,251	All right, listen up guys, I need you to meet me here tonight.	All right, listen up guys, I need you to meet me here tonight.
1384	01:23:29,986	01:23:31,353	Here in the bell closet?	Here in the bell closet?
1385	01:23:32,554	01:23:36,425	No, the Spirifresh conference in the ballroom at 7:00 p.m.	No, the Spirifresh conference in the ballroom at 7:00 p.m.
1386	01:23:36,959	01:23:38,961	Why did you need to tell us that here?	Why did you need to tell us that here?
1387	01:23:40,697	01:23:43,398	Oh, I didn't. I just hadn't seen this place in a while and figured this was my chance.	Oh, I didn't. I just hadn't seen this place in a while and figured this was my chance.
1388	01:23:50,372	01:23:51,774	Ooh.	Ooh.
1389	01:23:51,808	01:23:53,542	That was a friendship slap.	That was a friendship slap.
1390	01:23:53,575	01:23:56,278	♪ Friend slap Baby, friend slap ♪	♪ Friend slap Baby, friend slap ♪
1391	01:23:56,311	01:23:58,948	♪ Friend slap Baby, friend slap ♪	♪ Friend slap Baby, friend slap ♪
1392	01:23:58,981	01:23:59,949	♪ Friend slap ♪	♪ Friend slap ♪
1393	01:23:59,982	01:24:01,216	It was worth it.	It was worth it.
1394	01:24:02,417	01:24:03,485	It always is.	It always is.
1395	01:24:04,053	01:24:06,488	♪ Baby friend slap ♪	♪ Baby friend slap ♪
1396	01:24:07,556	01:24:09,692	Guys, we got to go, we got to go. We got to get out of here.	Guys, we got to go, we got to go. We got to get out of here.
1397	01:24:09,726	01:24:11,027	♪ Friend slap ♪	♪ Friend slap ♪
1398	01:24:11,060	01:24:12,829	Hey, what are you guys doing until 7:00?	Hey, what are you guys doing until 7:00?
1399	01:24:25,574	01:24:27,442	Um, hello?	Um, hello?
1400	01:24:33,783	01:24:35,417	Hi, I'm Leroy.	Hi, I'm Leroy.
1401	01:24:37,687	01:24:38,888	I'm Alan.	I'm Alan.
1402	01:24:45,094	01:24:46,763	Let's finish early tonight.	Let's finish early tonight.
1403	01:24:46,796	01:24:48,197	I want to get home.	I want to get home.
1404	01:24:48,231	01:24:51,734	Oh, I cannot do that for you because time is a construct of the mind.	Oh, I cannot do that for you because time is a construct of the mind.
1405	01:24:51,768	01:24:54,336	So, I don't know when we're going to...	So, I don't know when we're going to...
1406	01:24:54,369	01:24:55,872	Fine. 9:00-9:30 latest.	Fine. 9:00-9:30 latest.
1407	01:24:55,905	01:24:57,740	Und the reason	Und the reason
1408	01:24:57,774	01:25:02,712	that Snoopy und Woodstock never speak to the other Peanuts	that Snoopy und Woodstock never speak to the other Peanuts
1409	01:25:03,512	01:25:06,381	is because Snoopy and Woodstock	is because Snoopy and Woodstock
1410	01:25:06,414	01:25:09,484	are the ghosts of dead children.	are the ghosts of dead children.
1411	01:25:09,518	01:25:12,755	What am I doing here? I sign the contracts tomorrow.	What am I doing here? I sign the contracts tomorrow.
1412	01:25:13,856	01:25:16,692	Mr. Whitman, before you sign anything there's something you need to see.	Mr. Whitman, before you sign anything there's something you need to see.
1413	01:25:16,726	01:25:21,030	And I ask you, who controls your heart?	And I ask you, who controls your heart?
1414	01:25:21,063	01:25:24,767	Hmm. It's not who you think. It's you.	Hmm. It's not who you think. It's you.
1415	01:25:24,801	01:25:27,602	- Steve controls our heart. - No, that was a separate thought.	- Steve controls our heart. - No, that was a separate thought.
1416	01:25:33,375	01:25:37,479	Today is the day that I prove to my friends and previous employers	Today is the day that I prove to my friends and previous employers
1417	01:25:37,512	01:25:40,415	that I am worthy of not just a paycheck.	that I am worthy of not just a paycheck.
1418	01:25:40,448	01:25:43,518	But a journey of responsibility.	But a journey of responsibility.
1419	01:25:43,552	01:25:47,123	I have proof that Gunther is going to sign a deal	I have proof that Gunther is going to sign a deal
1420	01:25:47,156	01:25:51,060	to buy the hotel tomorrow and he's going to turn it into an Indian Casino.	to buy the hotel tomorrow and he's going to turn it into an Indian Casino.
1421	01:25:51,093	01:25:53,361	- Who cares? - He's making us perfect.	- Who cares? - He's making us perfect.
1422	01:25:53,395	01:25:55,798	Gunther is not even Native American.	Gunther is not even Native American.
1423	01:25:55,832	01:25:58,067	Nor does he have the collateral for the loan.	Nor does he have the collateral for the loan.
1424	01:25:58,100	01:26:00,970	He's a fraud. I have here in my hand...	He's a fraud. I have here in my hand...
1425	01:26:01,003	01:26:03,405	He has no proof.	He has no proof.
1426	01:26:03,438	01:26:04,472	Proof.	Proof.
1427	01:26:04,506	01:26:05,942	Oh, wow. He's got proof.	Oh, wow. He's got proof.
1428	01:26:05,975	01:26:08,044	This is his birth certificate.	This is his birth certificate.
1429	01:26:08,077	01:26:09,644	Look at this, he's not Chief Macanopy.	Look at this, he's not Chief Macanopy.
1430	01:26:09,679	01:26:13,548	His name isn't even Gunther Gochamonet, which is a little on the nose.	His name isn't even Gunther Gochamonet, which is a little on the nose.
1431	01:26:14,449	01:26:17,153	This is his business license.	This is his business license.
1432	01:26:17,186	01:26:19,722	You'll notice he misspelled LLC.	You'll notice he misspelled LLC.
1433	01:26:19,755	01:26:23,025	All fake. It means nothing without my Lender Agreement from the bank.	All fake. It means nothing without my Lender Agreement from the bank.
1434	01:26:23,059	01:26:25,127	And this is his Lender Agreement from the bank.	And this is his Lender Agreement from the bank.
1435	01:26:25,161	01:26:26,595	Shite!	Shite!
1436	01:26:26,628	01:26:29,531	And we have Banky to thank for that info. Give Banky a round of applause.	And we have Banky to thank for that info. Give Banky a round of applause.
1437	01:26:33,069	01:26:36,605	He is scamming you, he is scamming the great state of Arizona,	He is scamming you, he is scamming the great state of Arizona,
1438	01:26:36,638	01:26:41,610	he is scamming the great city of Tucson, and Sid, he's scamming you.	he is scamming the great city of Tucson, and Sid, he's scamming you.
1439	01:26:41,643	01:26:45,982	This is a bunch of BS... pardon my language.	This is a bunch of BS... pardon my language.
1440	01:26:46,015	01:26:48,885	Because I'll tell you right now, this is fake.	Because I'll tell you right now, this is fake.
1441	01:26:48,918	01:26:53,890	And there's a whole other point of view, in which what I said was true.	And there's a whole other point of view, in which what I said was true.
1442	01:26:53,923	01:26:56,092	I'm just sick of the white man's lies.	I'm just sick of the white man's lies.
1443	01:26:57,026	01:26:58,794	Sister, you and me both, yeah?	Sister, you and me both, yeah?
1444	01:26:58,828	01:27:01,663	Very different story than what you hear right now from this...	Very different story than what you hear right now from this...
1445	01:27:01,697	01:27:04,934	Guess what? Psycho big bird's the one been stealing all the robes.	Guess what? Psycho big bird's the one been stealing all the robes.
1446	01:27:04,967	01:27:06,769	That could be any robe anywhere.	That could be any robe anywhere.
1447	01:27:06,802	01:27:09,105	- No, that is the robes... - It could be from any place.	- No, that is the robes... - It could be from any place.
1448	01:27:09,138	01:27:11,539	- Those are our robes. - That's... this is not...	- Those are our robes. - That's... this is not...
1449	01:27:11,573	01:27:15,477	I will not be part of this... I will not be a witch hunt.	I will not be part of this... I will not be a witch hunt.
1450	01:27:17,980	01:27:19,514	Stop him!	Stop him!
1451	01:27:19,949	01:27:22,417	Told you he jumps a hell of a lot.	Told you he jumps a hell of a lot.
1452	01:27:23,618	01:27:25,054	Holy G! Is that...?	Holy G! Is that...?
1453	01:27:25,087	01:27:26,689	Sauggie!	Sauggie!
1454	01:27:26,722	01:27:27,589	The cactus.	The cactus.
1455	01:27:27,622	01:27:30,860	Sauggie's back. Sauggie's finally back.	Sauggie's back. Sauggie's finally back.
1456	01:27:40,970	01:27:42,805	But how did you find all of this out?	But how did you find all of this out?
1457	01:27:42,838	01:27:45,174	Yucopicio's been trailing Gunther for months.	Yucopicio's been trailing Gunther for months.
1458	01:27:45,207	01:27:48,044	He's a double agent for the Indian Gaming Commission.	He's a double agent for the Indian Gaming Commission.
1459	01:27:48,077	01:27:50,612	Sauggie, he's a triple agent.	Sauggie, he's a triple agent.
1460	01:27:50,645	01:27:51,814	Conditions were tough.	Conditions were tough.
1461	01:27:51,847	01:27:53,182	We almost lost them.	We almost lost them.
1462	01:27:53,215	01:27:54,717	Now that the case has been cracked,	Now that the case has been cracked,
1463	01:27:54,750	01:27:57,687	something tells me things are going to get a little bit easier for Sauggie.	something tells me things are going to get a little bit easier for Sauggie.
1464	01:27:57,720	01:27:59,255	Right, buddy? Ah, prick.	Right, buddy? Ah, prick.
1465	01:27:59,288	01:28:00,790	Take him away, Banky.	Take him away, Banky.
1466	01:28:10,700	01:28:13,102	Now, needless to say, this deal is off.	Now, needless to say, this deal is off.
1467	01:28:13,135	01:28:15,603	You know what? I'm not moving down to Florida with my wife.	You know what? I'm not moving down to Florida with my wife.
1468	01:28:15,637	01:28:17,740	I'm staying right here in Tucson.	I'm staying right here in Tucson.
1469	01:28:23,913	01:28:29,218	Guys, guys, I found out who's been stealing the robes. It was Gunther.	Guys, guys, I found out who's been stealing the robes. It was Gunther.
1470	01:28:32,620	01:28:35,725	Nice work, Alan. You do a good job around here.	Nice work, Alan. You do a good job around here.
1471	01:28:35,758	01:28:38,094	Aw, thanks.	Aw, thanks.
1472	01:28:38,127	01:28:40,595	Well it looks like everything's wrapped up the way it should...	Well it looks like everything's wrapped up the way it should...
1473	01:28:41,697	01:28:42,698	Kelly.	Kelly.
1474	01:28:42,732	01:28:44,934	- Who's Kelly? - Chief Concierge.	- Who's Kelly? - Chief Concierge.
1475	01:28:44,967	01:28:46,268	Her and Steve used to date.	Her and Steve used to date.
1476	01:28:49,637	01:28:50,505	Kelly, uh,	Kelly, uh,
1477	01:28:51,539	01:28:53,541	I need you to know that I have a crush on you,	I need you to know that I have a crush on you,
1478	01:28:53,575	01:28:55,044	like, I like you more than a friend.	like, I like you more than a friend.
1479	01:28:56,245	01:28:59,749	I have dreams about you.	I have dreams about you.
1480	01:28:59,782	01:29:02,752	Not like weird, like sexual dreams.	Not like weird, like sexual dreams.
1481	01:29:02,785	01:29:08,791	Dreams of like taking you out for dinner, or spending time with you on a Sunday.	Dreams of like taking you out for dinner, or spending time with you on a Sunday.
1482	01:29:09,825	01:29:12,594	I want to be with you, Kelly. I want...	I want to be with you, Kelly. I want...
1483	01:29:12,627	01:29:15,264	Now, come on now, Kelly. Give him a chance.	Now, come on now, Kelly. Give him a chance.
1484	01:29:16,065	01:29:18,566	I don't know, Patty. I mean, I'm not sure he's ready...	I don't know, Patty. I mean, I'm not sure he's ready...
1485	01:29:19,802	01:29:20,836	Shut up, bitch!	Shut up, bitch!
1486	01:29:22,238	01:29:23,605	Thanks, Patty.	Thanks, Patty.
1487	01:29:25,107	01:29:28,610	- Getting held up at gunpoint... - Shut up and just go get her.	- Getting held up at gunpoint... - Shut up and just go get her.
1488	01:29:38,087	01:29:40,622	So, 27 years.	So, 27 years.
1489	01:29:40,655	01:29:45,127	♪ I can't stop lovin' you ♪	♪ I can't stop lovin' you ♪
1490	01:29:47,063	01:29:52,567	♪ Yeah, I'll follow This whole thing through ♪	♪ Yeah, I'll follow This whole thing through ♪
1491	01:29:54,403	01:29:58,207	♪ So I know you feel it too ♪	♪ So I know you feel it too ♪
1492	01:29:58,240	01:30:00,342	Did you know Steve and Kelly had something going on?	Did you know Steve and Kelly had something going on?
1493	01:30:00,376	01:30:02,111	It's the first time I'm hearing about it.	It's the first time I'm hearing about it.
1494	01:30:02,144	01:30:06,215	This is... this is terribly inappropriate with misconduct.	This is... this is terribly inappropriate with misconduct.
1495	01:30:07,083	01:30:09,351	Ah, Susan. Love is love.	Ah, Susan. Love is love.
1496	01:30:16,325	01:30:18,727	Did you know Alan and Susan had something going on too?	Did you know Alan and Susan had something going on too?
1497	01:30:18,761	01:30:20,296	They're great. They've always been a thing.	They're great. They've always been a thing.
1498	01:30:23,332	01:30:28,270	I am married with many, many, many children, but this makes sense.	I am married with many, many, many children, but this makes sense.
1499	01:30:28,304	01:30:30,372	It's a happy ending for everyone.	It's a happy ending for everyone.
1500	01:30:32,708	01:30:34,076	What do we do now?	What do we do now?
1501	01:30:35,878	01:30:38,280	Who are we supposed to give our money to now?	Who are we supposed to give our money to now?
1502	01:30:44,787	01:30:48,324	If you haven't already, download the Bravo tipping app,	If you haven't already, download the Bravo tipping app,
1503	01:30:48,357	01:30:52,962	and send your money to me, Josh.	and send your money to me, Josh.
1504	01:30:59,735	01:31:00,936	Josh?	Josh?
1505	01:31:02,271	01:31:04,273	Josh, guys, Josh.	Josh, guys, Josh.
1506	01:31:06,408	01:31:08,377	I'm gonna app Josh.	I'm gonna app Josh.
1507	01:31:08,410	01:31:10,679	Bravo! Bravo!	Bravo! Bravo!
1508	01:31:11,714	01:31:13,949	I sent all my money to Josh.	I sent all my money to Josh.
1509	01:31:18,154	01:31:22,091	Steve, if you'd like that promotion, the job of manager is yours.	Steve, if you'd like that promotion, the job of manager is yours.
1510	01:31:25,227	01:31:28,297	Thank you, Susan. But I like being a bellman.	Thank you, Susan. But I like being a bellman.
1511	01:31:31,333	01:31:32,434	A lot.	A lot.
1512	01:31:33,435	01:31:34,403	Yes.	Yes.
1513	01:31:36,739	01:31:38,707	Plus, Brad's doing a pretty bang up job.	Plus, Brad's doing a pretty bang up job.
1514	01:31:38,741	01:31:39,842	Thanks, man.	Thanks, man.
1515	01:31:39,875	01:31:41,877	Oh, that reminds me. I almost forgot.	Oh, that reminds me. I almost forgot.
1516	01:31:41,911	01:31:47,816	Josh, I hereby decree that you have successfully completed stage three.	Josh, I hereby decree that you have successfully completed stage three.
1517	01:31:47,850	01:31:49,051	When?	When?
1518	01:31:49,084	01:31:51,220	When you helped us save the hotel!	When you helped us save the hotel!
1519	01:31:57,826	01:31:58,994	Congrats, Josh.	Congrats, Josh.
1520	01:32:00,396	01:32:03,032	You are officially a bellman.	You are officially a bellman.
1521	01:32:03,065	01:32:04,133	Oh.	Oh.
1522	01:32:04,166	01:32:05,868	Congratulations, stupid idiot.	Congratulations, stupid idiot.
1523	01:32:06,402	01:32:07,803	Finally, one of us.	Finally, one of us.
1524	01:32:07,836	01:32:10,973	- Yeah, stupid idiot. - Know your place.	- Yeah, stupid idiot. - Know your place.
1525	01:32:11,006	01:32:13,375	Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!	Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!
1526	01:32:13,409	01:32:14,343	Wait,	Wait,
1527	01:32:15,878	01:32:20,082	so the third stage was you pretending to get a promotion to get Kelly back,	so the third stage was you pretending to get a promotion to get Kelly back,
1528	01:32:20,115	01:32:23,152	and the guys falling into the trap of a con artist	and the guys falling into the trap of a con artist
1529	01:32:23,185	01:32:25,087	who manipulates his followers out of money,	who manipulates his followers out of money,
1530	01:32:25,120	01:32:28,257	while also lying about his heritage in order to buy the hotel	while also lying about his heritage in order to buy the hotel
1531	01:32:28,290	01:32:31,894	and me having to figure all that out was the final stage of becoming a bellman?	and me having to figure all that out was the final stage of becoming a bellman?
1532	01:32:31,927	01:32:33,329	- Yeah. - Spot on, dude.	- Yeah. - Spot on, dude.
1533	01:32:35,798	01:32:38,067	Yeah, that's pretty much the plot of this movie.	Yeah, that's pretty much the plot of this movie.
1534	01:33:04,226	01:33:08,831	Rolling. Mark, and action.	Rolling. Mark, and action.
1535	01:33:08,864	01:33:13,202	She wrestled boney Jeremy. Hold on. I got this.	She wrestled boney Jeremy. Hold on. I got this.
1536	01:33:13,235	01:33:15,237	Who's bell captain these days?	Who's bell captain these days?
1537	01:33:15,271	01:33:18,073	Tight Rhonda. That wasn't it.	Tight Rhonda. That wasn't it.
1538	01:33:18,107	01:33:19,908	Who cares, he's shaking his head.	Who cares, he's shaking his head.
1539	01:33:19,942	01:33:21,377	She wrestled skinny Jeremy.	She wrestled skinny Jeremy.
1540	01:33:24,013	01:33:25,481	- Do that one again. - Yeah.	- Do that one again. - Yeah.
1541	01:33:25,514	01:33:28,884	If you want to go back and live the sweet bellman life, that's fine with me,	If you want to go back and live the sweet bellman life, that's fine with me,
1542	01:33:28,917	01:33:32,521	but God damn it, I got a donkey and he's body checking me.	but God damn it, I got a donkey and he's body checking me.
1543	01:33:32,554	01:33:34,323	There's plenty of me to go around, baby.	There's plenty of me to go around, baby.
1544	01:33:34,356	01:33:35,858	Oh, Steve.	Oh, Steve.
1545	01:33:35,891	01:33:39,528	Eat it, man. We practiced this. Come on, my fucking friends are watching.	Eat it, man. We practiced this. Come on, my fucking friends are watching.
1546	01:33:40,396	01:33:43,365	Do it. Do it. Do it.	Do it. Do it. Do it.
1547	01:33:43,399	01:33:44,867	Listen, listen, dude.	Listen, listen, dude.
1548	01:33:44,900	01:33:46,835	Do it. Do it.	Do it. Do it.
1549	01:33:48,070	01:33:50,939	A kid and a goat, laughter is not something...	A kid and a goat, laughter is not something...
1550	01:33:50,973	01:33:51,840	No. Cool.	No. Cool.
1551	01:33:55,477	01:33:58,147	He like gave me notes like as if these lines made sense.	He like gave me notes like as if these lines made sense.
1552	01:33:59,281	01:34:01,016	What the fuck? Okay.	What the fuck? Okay.
1553	01:34:03,485	01:34:05,120	Congratulations, baby.	Congratulations, baby.
1554	01:34:05,154	01:34:06,388	Thanks, Patty.	Thanks, Patty.
1555	01:34:06,422	01:34:08,324	That's so great. We getting fucked up tonight.	That's so great. We getting fucked up tonight.
1556	01:34:08,357	01:34:11,060	- Oh, you know that, girl. - Shots, shots, shots.	- Oh, you know that, girl. - Shots, shots, shots.
1557	01:34:11,093	01:34:12,928	Shteve is a real human being.	Shteve is a real human being.
1558	01:34:14,196	01:34:16,265	Forgot that you were there and the cameras were on.	Forgot that you were there and the cameras were on.
1559	01:34:16,298	01:34:17,232	You wanna fuck?	You wanna fuck?
1560	01:34:18,434	01:34:19,301	Sure.	Sure.
1561	01:34:26,175	01:34:27,476	All right, let's cut.	All right, let's cut.
1562	01:34:29,144	01:34:31,413	You knew, you knew this was going to happen.	You knew, you knew this was going to happen.
1563	01:34:31,447	01:34:32,881	I mean, obviously.	I mean, obviously.
1564	01:34:32,900	01:34:42,900	Brought to you by TRiNiTY	Brought to you by TRiNiTY