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1 00:00:08,660 00:00:10,811 [crowd cheering on TV] [crowd cheering on TV]
2 00:00:14,214 00:00:17,651 - Coming through, sir. - Take a load off, Alfred. - Coming through, sir. - Take a load off, Alfred.
3 00:00:18,819 00:00:20,421 Jolly good, then. Jolly good, then.
4 00:00:20,654 00:00:22,356 [static] [static]
5 00:00:22,423 00:00:23,624 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
6 00:00:23,690 00:00:26,994 I trust Master Bruce did pay the cable bill. I trust Master Bruce did pay the cable bill.
7 00:00:28,495 00:00:30,764 Good evening, Gotham! Good evening, Gotham!
8 00:00:30,898 00:00:32,099 Joker. Joker.
9 00:00:32,166 00:00:35,869 It's me, your most underrated entertainer. It's me, your most underrated entertainer.
10 00:00:35,969 00:00:38,739 Joker on TV: Oh, how I've tried to make you all laugh Joker on TV: Oh, how I've tried to make you all laugh
11 00:00:38,839 00:00:41,708 but I'm not feelin' the love, people. but I'm not feelin' the love, people.
12 00:00:41,809 00:00:44,645 Every time I bring my brand of funny to Gotham Every time I bring my brand of funny to Gotham
13 00:00:44,678 00:00:47,247 the only sound I hear is... the only sound I hear is...
14 00:00:47,281 00:00:49,383 [crickets creaking] [crickets creaking]
15 00:00:50,984 00:00:52,486 But who can blame you? But who can blame you?
16 00:00:52,586 00:00:55,389 You're all glued to your idiot boxes. You're all glued to your idiot boxes.
17 00:00:55,522 00:00:57,925 And since the media chooses to focus And since the media chooses to focus
18 00:00:58,025 00:01:01,662 on the tragic side of my crime career... on the tragic side of my crime career...
19 00:01:01,829 00:01:05,699 ...it seems some hilarious counterprograming is in order. ...it seems some hilarious counterprograming is in order.
20 00:01:05,833 00:01:08,135 So stay tuned for my brand-new sitcom... So stay tuned for my brand-new sitcom...
21 00:01:08,902 00:01:11,205 ...Me And The Mayor! ...Me And The Mayor!
22 00:01:12,272 00:01:15,309 What happens when you team the crazy crime clown What happens when you team the crazy crime clown
23 00:01:15,409 00:01:18,846 with Gotham's very own Mayor Grange? with Gotham's very own Mayor Grange?
24 00:01:21,014 00:01:23,684 Can't miss comedy, folks. Can't miss comedy, folks.
25 00:01:23,800 00:01:27,221 And it premieres tonight on my very own pirate network, And it premieres tonight on my very own pirate network,
26 00:01:27,354 00:01:28,856 JTV. JTV.
27 00:01:28,956 00:01:32,426 Just as soon as I abduct my co-star. Just as soon as I abduct my co-star.
28 00:01:32,526 00:01:34,761 [laughing] [laughing]
29 00:01:36,663 00:01:38,799 Shall I tape it for you, sir? Shall I tape it for you, sir?
30 00:01:43,103 00:01:44,972 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
31 00:02:28,749 00:02:31,118 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪
32 00:02:53,140 00:02:55,208 [siren wailing] [siren wailing]
33 00:02:58,645 00:03:01,515 [groans] Next time Joker decides to target the mayor, [groans] Next time Joker decides to target the mayor,
34 00:03:01,615 00:03:02,716 I'll drive. I'll drive.
35 00:03:02,816 00:03:06,954 Sorry, partner, but Cash Tankinson always drives. Sorry, partner, but Cash Tankinson always drives.
36 00:03:07,421 00:03:09,923 Does Cash Tankinson always wear sunglasses at night Does Cash Tankinson always wear sunglasses at night
37 00:03:10,057 00:03:12,259 and speak in third person? Just curious. and speak in third person? Just curious.
38 00:03:12,392 00:03:13,794 [laughs] [laughs]
39 00:03:13,927 00:03:16,730 Yeah, chief warned me you'd resent the new guy, so... Yeah, chief warned me you'd resent the new guy, so...
40 00:03:16,830 00:03:19,566 I'm your first since what's-his-name, huh? I'm your first since what's-his-name, huh?
41 00:03:19,933 00:03:23,470 Bennett. His name was Ethan Bennett. Bennett. His name was Ethan Bennett.
42 00:03:29,309 00:03:32,479 A real shame Joker went and turned him into Clayface A real shame Joker went and turned him into Clayface
43 00:03:32,579 00:03:36,016 but Cash Tankinson don't melt so easy. but Cash Tankinson don't melt so easy.
44 00:03:36,116 00:03:38,986 I'm the last partner you'll ever need, Yin. I'm the last partner you'll ever need, Yin.
45 00:03:39,086 00:03:40,887 [Batwave beeps] [Batwave beeps]
46 00:03:42,456 00:03:44,391 I somehow doubt that. I somehow doubt that.
47 00:03:44,791 00:03:46,693 [sirens wailing] [sirens wailing]
48 00:03:51,331 00:03:55,369 What kind of nut announces his crimes before he commits them? What kind of nut announces his crimes before he commits them?
49 00:03:55,494 00:03:59,573 Joker has to be kidding if he thinks he could get past Gotham PD. Joker has to be kidding if he thinks he could get past Gotham PD.
50 00:03:59,706 00:04:01,775 Joker's not kidding, mayor. Joker's not kidding, mayor.
51 00:04:02,042 00:04:04,444 [laughing] H-h-he's joking! [laughing] H-h-he's joking!
52 00:04:04,544 00:04:06,213 What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
53 00:04:06,780 00:04:07,848 He's joking. He's joking.
54 00:04:07,948 00:04:09,650 [laughs] [laughs]
55 00:04:13,553 00:04:14,588 [all gasping] [all gasping]
56 00:04:14,688 00:04:16,556 - Joker? - It's The Joker! - Joker? - It's The Joker!
57 00:04:17,891 00:04:19,493 [groans] [groans]
58 00:04:20,627 00:04:22,095 [groans] [groans]
59 00:04:25,832 00:04:27,234 [laughs] [laughs]
60 00:04:27,334 00:04:28,568 [gasps] [gasps]
61 00:04:30,537 00:04:32,372 [groans] [groans]
62 00:04:34,107 00:04:37,344 Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Mayor. Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Mayor.
63 00:04:37,444 00:04:38,412 [door opens] [door opens]
64 00:04:38,512 00:04:40,147 On the floor, clown boy! On the floor, clown boy!
65 00:04:40,280 00:04:43,350 Cash Tankinson's kickin' butt and takin' names! Cash Tankinson's kickin' butt and takin' names!
66 00:04:44,051 00:04:45,852 [laughs] [laughs]
67 00:04:45,952 00:04:47,587 Joker: Stop! Ha-ha, stop! Joker: Stop! Ha-ha, stop!
68 00:04:47,688 00:04:50,824 [laughing] Such classic dialogue! [laughing] Such classic dialogue!
69 00:04:50,924 00:04:53,493 What deadpan delivery! What deadpan delivery!
70 00:04:53,560 00:04:56,763 You are hee-haw-larious! You are hee-haw-larious!
71 00:04:56,897 00:04:58,999 Ever consider acting? You're good. Ever consider acting? You're good.
72 00:04:59,099 00:05:00,734 Clown boy, you're goin'... Clown boy, you're goin'...
73 00:05:00,834 00:05:02,669 [groans] [groans]
74 00:05:03,236 00:05:04,538 ...Down. ...Down.
75 00:05:04,838 00:05:06,440 [groans] [groans]
76 00:05:08,241 00:05:11,111 My card. We'll do lunch. My card. We'll do lunch.
77 00:05:12,946 00:05:14,548 [groans] [groans]
78 00:05:14,815 00:05:16,850 [muffled groaning] [muffled groaning]
79 00:05:18,618 00:05:20,787 [Joker laughs] [Joker laughs]
80 00:05:22,956 00:05:24,357 [groans] [groans]
81 00:05:24,558 00:05:26,293 Thank you, Punch. Thank you, Punch.
82 00:05:33,500 00:05:35,635 Judy, chop-chop. Judy, chop-chop.
83 00:05:45,479 00:05:47,414 Joker and The Batman. Joker and The Batman.
84 00:05:47,547 00:05:49,015 Sweet. Sweet.
85 00:05:52,319 00:05:54,421 [engine revving] [engine revving]
86 00:05:57,324 00:05:58,558 Tankinson! Tankinson!
87 00:05:58,625 00:06:01,194 Tankinson, wait up! Oh! Tankinson, wait up! Oh!
88 00:06:07,234 00:06:09,603 [train chugging] [train chugging]
89 00:06:12,939 00:06:14,307 The Batman? The Batman?
90 00:06:14,975 00:06:16,977 My biggest fan. My biggest fan.
91 00:06:17,244 00:06:19,412 Punch, run this out to him, please. Punch, run this out to him, please.
92 00:06:37,731 00:06:40,033 Judy, I think this is our turn. Judy, I think this is our turn.
93 00:06:50,577 00:06:54,581 Hm, might have a better chance losing him in something sportier. Hm, might have a better chance losing him in something sportier.
94 00:07:00,654 00:07:02,865 Happy trails, sparky! Happy trails, sparky!
95 00:07:02,947 00:07:04,481 [laughs] [laughs]
96 00:07:14,568 00:07:17,304 Say hello to Cash Tankinson... Say hello to Cash Tankinson...
97 00:07:17,537 00:07:20,907 ...the detective who finally arrests the Batman. ...the detective who finally arrests the Batman.
98 00:07:21,174 00:07:23,977 - Look, the mayor's in-- - Hey, I didn't vote for him. - Look, the mayor's in-- - Hey, I didn't vote for him.
99 00:07:26,246 00:07:29,082 I can't let the two new men in my life meet like this. I can't let the two new men in my life meet like this.
100 00:07:33,320 00:07:34,688 [car door opens] [car door opens]
101 00:07:36,723 00:07:38,191 Nice work, Yin. Nice work, Yin.
102 00:07:38,291 00:07:40,026 Just whose back do you got, anyway? Just whose back do you got, anyway?
103 00:07:40,126 00:07:41,661 You ditched me! You ditched me!
104 00:07:41,761 00:07:44,231 I always watch my partner's back. I always watch my partner's back.
105 00:07:49,769 00:07:51,872 - Sir. - Anything good on the tube? - Sir. - Anything good on the tube?
106 00:07:51,972 00:07:53,673 The Gators are trailing miserably. The Gators are trailing miserably.
107 00:07:53,773 00:07:54,908 Batman on Batwave: So are we, Batman on Batwave: So are we,
108 00:07:55,008 00:07:58,144 but I have the feeling Joker's about to announce his next move. but I have the feeling Joker's about to announce his next move.
109 00:07:58,378 00:08:00,347 [Joker laughing on TV] [Joker laughing on TV]
110 00:08:00,547 00:08:02,115 Quite astute you are, sir. Quite astute you are, sir.
111 00:08:02,215 00:08:05,151 "Me And The Mayor" is about to premiere. "Me And The Mayor" is about to premiere.
112 00:08:06,720 00:08:09,689 Help! Someone help me! Please! Help! Someone help me! Please!
113 00:08:09,789 00:08:12,492 [laughing] [laughing]
114 00:08:12,592 00:08:15,528 Oh, why the long face, Mairzy Doats? Oh, why the long face, Mairzy Doats?
115 00:08:15,662 00:08:18,198 Let me go, you maniac! Let me go, you maniac!
116 00:08:18,298 00:08:19,900 [laughs] [laughs]
117 00:08:20,734 00:08:23,036 Don't you fret, I have just the thing Don't you fret, I have just the thing
118 00:08:23,136 00:08:26,473 to turn your frown upside down. to turn your frown upside down.
119 00:08:26,706 00:08:28,174 No. Stop! No. Stop!
120 00:08:28,275 00:08:29,876 [stammering] I-I have a family. [stammering] I-I have a family.
121 00:08:29,976 00:08:32,479 [laughing] [laughing]
122 00:08:41,015 00:08:43,234 [Joker laughing on TV] [Joker laughing on TV]
123 00:08:43,823 00:08:47,160 Why is Joker engaging in this ghastly business? Why is Joker engaging in this ghastly business?
124 00:08:47,294 00:08:49,195 It isn't just for the laughs. It isn't just for the laughs.
125 00:08:49,296 00:08:50,931 Ahh, I know that look. Ahh, I know that look.
126 00:08:51,031 00:08:53,700 You have another get-rich-quick scheme, don't you? You have another get-rich-quick scheme, don't you?
127 00:08:58,872 00:09:01,541 Bank robbery? That's crazy! Bank robbery? That's crazy!
128 00:09:01,641 00:09:03,777 So crazy it might just work. So crazy it might just work.
129 00:09:03,944 00:09:05,612 You're right again, sir. You're right again, sir.
130 00:09:05,845 00:09:06,980 [tape rewinding] [tape rewinding]
131 00:09:07,047 00:09:09,249 Joker is shooting on location Joker is shooting on location
132 00:09:09,349 00:09:11,418 at Main Street Bank. at Main Street Bank.
133 00:09:14,788 00:09:16,456 Oh, Punch! Oh, Punch!
134 00:09:16,556 00:09:18,992 Hey, the mayor and I are gonna rob the old bank. Hey, the mayor and I are gonna rob the old bank.
135 00:09:19,092 00:09:20,727 Wanna come? Wanna come?
136 00:09:24,197 00:09:25,932 [glass shattering] [glass shattering]
137 00:09:41,247 00:09:44,284 Now, didn't we all learn an important lesson today? Now, didn't we all learn an important lesson today?
138 00:09:44,384 00:09:45,518 That's right. That's right.
139 00:09:45,618 00:09:50,357 With a positive attitude and a smile, maybe, just maybe With a positive attitude and a smile, maybe, just maybe
140 00:09:50,457 00:09:52,926 we can all get along! we can all get along!
141 00:09:53,226 00:09:55,695 Tune in to JTV tomorrow night Tune in to JTV tomorrow night
142 00:09:55,829 00:09:58,465 for a new series and a new co-star for a new series and a new co-star
143 00:09:58,565 00:10:00,800 Detective Shades! Detective Shades!
144 00:10:03,670 00:10:05,438 Bring it on, clown boy! Bring it on, clown boy!
145 00:10:05,605 00:10:07,907 You mess with the bull, you'll get the horns. You mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.
146 00:10:08,008 00:10:09,476 If you let this get personal If you let this get personal
147 00:10:09,609 00:10:11,845 it will impair your ability to do your job. it will impair your ability to do your job.
148 00:10:11,945 00:10:13,880 Hey, come on, Yin, doesn't some part of you Hey, come on, Yin, doesn't some part of you
149 00:10:13,980 00:10:16,883 wanna slap that grin off of Joker's face? wanna slap that grin off of Joker's face?
150 00:10:16,983 00:10:19,052 At least for Burnett? At least for Burnett?
151 00:10:19,419 00:10:20,920 Bennett. Bennett.
152 00:10:21,321 00:10:23,890 I'm not losing another partner to this madman. I'm not losing another partner to this madman.
153 00:10:24,090 00:10:25,458 As your senior officer As your senior officer
154 00:10:25,558 00:10:27,560 I'm ordering you into a police safe house. I'm ordering you into a police safe house.
155 00:10:27,660 00:10:29,696 What? Police protection? What? Police protection?
156 00:10:29,796 00:10:31,698 Cash can take care of Cash. Cash can take care of Cash.
157 00:10:31,798 00:10:33,700 Fine, then Cash will take care of Cash Fine, then Cash will take care of Cash
158 00:10:33,800 00:10:37,070 off-duty and out of sight until we bring Joker down! off-duty and out of sight until we bring Joker down!
159 00:10:37,637 00:10:41,408 Well, good luck handlin' that lunatic all by yourself. Well, good luck handlin' that lunatic all by yourself.
160 00:10:42,776 00:10:45,412 And since Cash doesn't think you can... And since Cash doesn't think you can...
161 00:10:48,982 00:10:50,417 ...Cash will. ...Cash will.
162 00:10:52,552 00:10:54,521 [crickets creaking] [crickets creaking]
163 00:10:54,621 00:10:57,157 Bruce: Chasing down Joker's hit-and-run camera crew Bruce: Chasing down Joker's hit-and-run camera crew
164 00:10:57,257 00:10:59,159 isn't getting Mayor Grange back any quicker isn't getting Mayor Grange back any quicker
165 00:10:59,259 00:11:01,761 but if the crime clown's pirating a broadcast signal but if the crime clown's pirating a broadcast signal
166 00:11:01,861 00:11:03,997 maybe we can trace it to its source. maybe we can trace it to its source.
167 00:11:04,097 00:11:05,799 And if we can pre-empt JTV And if we can pre-empt JTV
168 00:11:05,899 00:11:07,734 we have a chance of drawing Joker out. we have a chance of drawing Joker out.
169 00:11:07,867 00:11:09,569 [static] [static]
170 00:11:09,636 00:11:11,237 Speak of the devil. Speak of the devil.
171 00:11:12,439 00:11:15,208 The frequency's locked on. Tracing it. The frequency's locked on. Tracing it.
172 00:11:16,176 00:11:17,577 [static] [static]
173 00:11:27,620 00:11:29,255 And the lummox would be... And the lummox would be...
174 00:11:29,355 00:11:30,890 Yin's new partner. Yin's new partner.
175 00:11:30,990 00:11:33,893 He's been set up and he doesn't even know it. He's been set up and he doesn't even know it.
176 00:11:34,327 00:11:35,462 Tankinson? Tankinson?
177 00:11:35,662 00:11:38,031 Oh! I told you to stay away from Joker. Oh! I told you to stay away from Joker.
178 00:11:38,131 00:11:40,667 Tankinson, get out of there, it's a trap! Tankinson, get out of there, it's a trap!
179 00:11:40,800 00:11:42,402 I tracked clownie here. I tracked clownie here.
180 00:11:42,502 00:11:43,970 He's mine. He's mine.
181 00:11:44,237 00:11:46,840 Yin: If you've found Joker, it's only because he wanted you to. Yin: If you've found Joker, it's only because he wanted you to.
182 00:11:46,906 00:11:49,175 He's broadcasting you live, right now! He's broadcasting you live, right now!
183 00:11:49,309 00:11:50,710 I'm on TV? I'm on TV?
184 00:11:50,844 00:11:53,313 Well, I hope clownie's out for some Cash Well, I hope clownie's out for some Cash
185 00:11:53,446 00:11:55,515 cause it's payday, baby cause it's payday, baby
186 00:12:03,723 00:12:05,492 [Joker laughing] [Joker laughing]
187 00:12:05,592 00:12:06,759 Freeze! Freeze!
188 00:12:06,860 00:12:09,696 [gasps] Suave sleuthing there, Shades [gasps] Suave sleuthing there, Shades
189 00:12:09,762 00:12:12,332 but just who do you think's filming you? but just who do you think's filming you?
190 00:12:13,566 00:12:15,001 Oh, no. Oh, no.
191 00:12:17,770 00:12:19,472 Any trace, sir? Any trace, sir?
192 00:12:21,040 00:12:22,709 Bruce: I may not need it. Bruce: I may not need it.
193 00:12:23,076 00:12:25,178 I know where they are. I know where they are.
194 00:12:28,581 00:12:31,084 Good evening and welcome. Good evening and welcome.
195 00:12:31,217 00:12:35,755 We're here to raise money for a very special cause. We're here to raise money for a very special cause.
196 00:12:35,889 00:12:38,091 Saving Detective Shades' life! Saving Detective Shades' life!
197 00:12:38,191 00:12:40,693 You see, Gotham, if you can't pony up You see, Gotham, if you can't pony up
198 00:12:40,793 00:12:43,963 one million dollars in donations to me... one million dollars in donations to me...
199 00:12:44,197 00:12:46,099 ...the detective's toast. ...the detective's toast.
200 00:12:46,166 00:12:48,468 So what say we open our hearts So what say we open our hearts
201 00:12:48,568 00:12:50,103 and our checkbooks and our checkbooks
202 00:12:50,203 00:12:52,272 for our dear friend here? for our dear friend here?
203 00:12:52,372 00:12:53,907 [telephone ringing] [telephone ringing]
204 00:12:54,107 00:12:56,009 We just received $50 We just received $50
205 00:12:56,109 00:12:57,977 from Grandma Shades. from Grandma Shades.
206 00:12:58,077 00:12:59,179 She says She says
207 00:12:59,279 00:13:01,114 "Please don't harm my grandson "Please don't harm my grandson
208 00:13:01,214 00:13:02,849 I beg you." I beg you."
209 00:13:03,049 00:13:05,670 Human compassion at its finest. Human compassion at its finest.
210 00:13:11,491 00:13:14,060 Okay, time to roll those numbers! Okay, time to roll those numbers!
211 00:13:15,562 00:13:18,565 Oh! Looks like a lost cause. Oh! Looks like a lost cause.
212 00:13:18,798 00:13:22,001 Maybe it's best we just put this pup down. Maybe it's best we just put this pup down.
213 00:13:22,101 00:13:23,870 What-what are you doin'? No! What-what are you doin'? No!
214 00:13:23,970 00:13:25,538 Stop, stop. No! No! Stop, stop. No! No!
215 00:13:25,638 00:13:28,641 [laughing] [laughing]
216 00:13:39,886 00:13:41,154 Alfred: Sir. Alfred: Sir.
217 00:13:41,354 00:13:42,989 All frequencies running to and from All frequencies running to and from
218 00:13:43,022 00:13:44,757 the six active television transmitters the six active television transmitters
219 00:13:44,857 00:13:46,226 here in Gotham have been traced here in Gotham have been traced
220 00:13:46,326 00:13:48,194 but there wasn't a pirate frequency among them. but there wasn't a pirate frequency among them.
221 00:13:48,328 00:13:49,429 Active? Active?
222 00:13:49,529 00:13:51,931 Then maybe Joker's using an oldie but goodie. Then maybe Joker's using an oldie but goodie.
223 00:13:52,031 00:13:53,900 Of course. Of course.
224 00:13:54,567 00:13:57,180 The abandoned Gotham Radio King Tower. The abandoned Gotham Radio King Tower.
225 00:14:06,112 00:14:09,282 Now, why would you want to pull the plug on JTV Now, why would you want to pull the plug on JTV
226 00:14:09,382 00:14:12,385 when we've been such a ratings smash? when we've been such a ratings smash?
227 00:14:14,887 00:14:16,456 [groans] [groans]
228 00:14:17,757 00:14:19,959 Gotham's been riveted to their sets Gotham's been riveted to their sets
229 00:14:20,059 00:14:23,229 but once again, no one's laughing! but once again, no one's laughing!
230 00:14:24,597 00:14:28,101 Maybe it's you, Joker. Maybe you're just not funny. Maybe it's you, Joker. Maybe you're just not funny.
231 00:14:28,201 00:14:29,168 [gasps] [gasps]
232 00:14:29,302 00:14:31,471 It's the viewing public who doesn't have a sense of humor It's the viewing public who doesn't have a sense of humor
233 00:14:31,571 00:14:34,741 but I have just the thing to make 'em laugh but I have just the thing to make 'em laugh
234 00:14:34,841 00:14:37,043 die laughing, in fact! die laughing, in fact!
235 00:14:37,176 00:14:38,511 Lights! Lights!
236 00:14:43,783 00:14:46,753 Dispensers of Joker Gas Dispensers of Joker Gas
237 00:14:46,919 00:14:48,688 scattered throughout the city scattered throughout the city
238 00:14:48,788 00:14:51,291 and through the beauty of wireless and through the beauty of wireless
239 00:14:51,391 00:14:54,427 they've been set to empty their chuckle-inducing contents they've been set to empty their chuckle-inducing contents
240 00:14:54,527 00:14:57,397 during the course of my next transmission. during the course of my next transmission.
241 00:14:57,597 00:14:59,699 And with the city dying of laughter And with the city dying of laughter
242 00:14:59,799 00:15:01,434 it'll be yours to plunder. it'll be yours to plunder.
243 00:15:01,534 00:15:03,403 [laughs] You betcha, Batsie! [laughs] You betcha, Batsie!
244 00:15:03,503 00:15:06,172 I was going to activate them during a ratings stunt I was going to activate them during a ratings stunt
245 00:15:06,272 00:15:09,142 when I write these two tired characters off the show. when I write these two tired characters off the show.
246 00:15:09,275 00:15:11,411 [Joker laughing] [Joker laughing]
247 00:15:15,815 00:15:17,116 [groans] [groans]
248 00:15:17,216 00:15:21,454 But now, what could make more compelling TV than... But now, what could make more compelling TV than...
249 00:15:22,855 00:15:25,792 ...Joker versus the Batman? ...Joker versus the Batman?
250 00:15:40,606 00:15:42,008 [static] [static]
251 00:15:42,108 00:15:43,443 [Joker laughing on TV] [Joker laughing on TV]
252 00:15:43,543 00:15:45,812 [all gasping] [all gasping]
253 00:15:45,912 00:15:48,047 Joker on TV: Tonight on The Joker... Joker on TV: Tonight on The Joker...
254 00:15:48,181 00:15:50,850 ...will Batman defeat our charismatic star ...will Batman defeat our charismatic star
255 00:15:50,950 00:15:52,652 in time to save the hostages? in time to save the hostages?
256 00:15:52,752 00:15:56,422 Will Joker finally take control of Gotham once and for all? Will Joker finally take control of Gotham once and for all?
257 00:15:56,556 00:15:58,591 To find out, stay tuned. To find out, stay tuned.
258 00:15:58,725 00:16:00,526 Same Joker crime Same Joker crime
259 00:16:00,626 00:16:02,829 same Joker channel! same Joker channel!
260 00:16:02,895 00:16:04,664 [laughing] [laughing]
261 00:16:21,114 00:16:23,716 [Joker laughing] [Joker laughing]
262 00:16:27,531 00:16:30,223 Don't worry, I promise a fair fight. Don't worry, I promise a fair fight.
263 00:16:30,456 00:16:31,824 [groans] [groans]
264 00:16:33,760 00:16:37,296 And by fair, I mean, totally stacked in my favor. And by fair, I mean, totally stacked in my favor.
265 00:16:37,497 00:16:41,701 Come on, Batsie, smile for the camera! Come on, Batsie, smile for the camera!
266 00:16:51,310 00:16:54,046 If he stops the signal, he'll stop the gas! If he stops the signal, he'll stop the gas!
267 00:17:00,186 00:17:02,455 Don't let him reach the top of the tower! Don't let him reach the top of the tower!
268 00:17:25,711 00:17:28,981 I have one partner down and one who might need backup. I have one partner down and one who might need backup.
269 00:17:31,717 00:17:34,220 [all laughing] [all laughing]
270 00:17:40,026 00:17:42,328 [people laughing] [people laughing]
271 00:17:45,565 00:17:48,267 Ah, music to my ears. Ah, music to my ears.
272 00:17:48,367 00:17:51,437 Just a few more deep breaths, Gotham. Just a few more deep breaths, Gotham.
273 00:18:10,656 00:18:11,924 [gasps] [gasps]
274 00:18:13,025 00:18:14,560 [electricity crackling] [electricity crackling]
275 00:18:19,232 00:18:20,733 [static] [static]
276 00:18:20,933 00:18:22,468 [laughing] [laughing]
277 00:18:22,568 00:18:25,238 [stammering] I don't, I don't get it. [stammering] I don't, I don't get it.
278 00:18:25,304 00:18:26,672 [coughs] Oh. [coughs] Oh.
279 00:18:26,772 00:18:28,107 What happened? What happened?
280 00:18:28,207 00:18:30,610 [laughing] What was so funny? [laughing] What was so funny?
281 00:18:31,010 00:18:34,013 Ooh, he can't win! This is my show! Ooh, he can't win! This is my show!
282 00:18:37,583 00:18:40,419 Guess I'll have to settle with being the sore loser. Guess I'll have to settle with being the sore loser.
283 00:18:44,390 00:18:47,159 Sorry, but JTV's cutting all ties Sorry, but JTV's cutting all ties
284 00:18:47,260 00:18:50,263 with you two has-beens. with you two has-beens.
285 00:18:52,231 00:18:54,333 [groans] [groans]
286 00:18:59,138 00:19:01,507 Joker, you've been canceled. Joker, you've been canceled.
287 00:19:01,974 00:19:03,943 So have they. So have they.
288 00:19:04,443 00:19:06,946 [rope creaking] [rope creaking]
289 00:19:11,017 00:19:13,219 [grunting] [grunting]
290 00:19:19,258 00:19:21,160 No! Ugh! No! Ugh!
291 00:19:30,369 00:19:32,204 Appreciate the backup. Appreciate the backup.
292 00:19:32,305 00:19:33,906 [siren wailing] [siren wailing]
293 00:19:34,006 00:19:36,075 Speaking of, I'm not the only cop Speaking of, I'm not the only cop
294 00:19:36,175 00:19:38,244 who followed your television exploits. who followed your television exploits.
295 00:19:44,150 00:19:46,018 Man on TV: While Gotham citizens are recovering tonight Man on TV: While Gotham citizens are recovering tonight
296 00:19:46,118 00:19:48,254 after minor exposure to Joker gas after minor exposure to Joker gas
297 00:19:48,354 00:19:50,289 the rescued hostages, Mayor Grange the rescued hostages, Mayor Grange
298 00:19:50,389 00:19:53,659 and Detective Cash Tankinson are listed in good condition and Detective Cash Tankinson are listed in good condition
299 00:19:53,759 00:19:57,430 thanks to an antidote believed to be left behind by the Batman. thanks to an antidote believed to be left behind by the Batman.
300 00:19:58,197 00:20:00,166 I hate TV. Oh! I hate TV. Oh!
301 00:20:00,266 00:20:01,634 [groans] [groans]
302 00:20:01,867 00:20:02,935 [door shuts] [door shuts]
303 00:20:03,002 00:20:04,804 Detective Ellen Yin recommends Detective Ellen Yin recommends
304 00:20:04,904 00:20:06,672 refraining from excessive chitchat refraining from excessive chitchat
305 00:20:06,839 00:20:09,875 if Cash wants to be back on the street anytime soon. if Cash wants to be back on the street anytime soon.
306 00:20:10,009 00:20:11,877 About that, Yin About that, Yin
307 00:20:12,044 00:20:15,081 it, uh, doesn't look like we'll be workin' together anymore. it, uh, doesn't look like we'll be workin' together anymore.
308 00:20:15,181 00:20:16,716 I, uh I, uh
309 00:20:16,816 00:20:19,619 requested a transfer to a desk job requested a transfer to a desk job
310 00:20:19,685 00:20:22,121 need a break from the action. need a break from the action.
311 00:20:22,188 00:20:25,324 Really? Probably just as well. Really? Probably just as well.
312 00:20:28,594 00:20:31,197 I prefer a strong, silent partner. I prefer a strong, silent partner.
313 00:20:38,604 00:20:40,840 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
314 00:20:59,469 00:21:01,721 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪