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1 00:00:17,851 00:00:19,420 Hey, Chris, you get a haircut? Hey, Chris, you get a haircut?
2 00:00:19,486 00:00:22,089 Yeah, I figured it's the only thing he'll see from up there. Yeah, I figured it's the only thing he'll see from up there.
3 00:00:22,156 00:00:25,159 Man: Oh, yeah. The big boss is visiting today. Man: Oh, yeah. The big boss is visiting today.
4 00:00:27,394 00:00:30,230 You have a great view from your office, Mr. Fox. You have a great view from your office, Mr. Fox.
5 00:00:30,364 00:00:32,800 Call me Lucius. And I agree. Call me Lucius. And I agree.
6 00:00:32,900 00:00:35,035 I never get tired of watching the process. I never get tired of watching the process.
7 00:00:35,135 00:00:38,071 Everyone working together like that, all those people. Everyone working together like that, all those people.
8 00:00:38,205 00:00:39,807 It's like a giant machine. It's like a giant machine.
9 00:00:39,940 00:00:41,675 More like an efficient team, More like an efficient team,
10 00:00:41,775 00:00:43,644 one Bruce hardly needs to worry about. one Bruce hardly needs to worry about.
11 00:00:43,777 00:00:46,647 It's what makes the other part of his life possible. It's what makes the other part of his life possible.
12 00:00:47,614 00:00:49,483 You mean the other part of his life You mean the other part of his life
13 00:00:49,583 00:00:52,419 in which he appears at museum dedications and fashion shows. in which he appears at museum dedications and fashion shows.
14 00:00:52,553 00:00:54,755 I mean, fighting crime. I mean, fighting crime.
15 00:00:55,422 00:00:57,524 You mean, fighting crimes of fashion. You mean, fighting crimes of fashion.
16 00:00:58,358 00:01:01,094 Dick, he knows I'm the Batman. Dick, he knows I'm the Batman.
17 00:01:03,597 00:01:04,865 [both laughing] [both laughing]
18 00:01:04,965 00:01:07,434 I was a close friend of Bruce's father. I was a close friend of Bruce's father.
19 00:01:07,568 00:01:11,038 After the tragedy, I was happy to offer what little help I could. After the tragedy, I was happy to offer what little help I could.
20 00:01:11,171 00:01:12,439 It was more than a little. It was more than a little.
21 00:01:12,573 00:01:14,408 Lucius helped construct the Batcave. Lucius helped construct the Batcave.
22 00:01:14,541 00:01:16,777 And on the rare occasions he lets me, And on the rare occasions he lets me,
23 00:01:16,910 00:01:19,598 I get to lend a hand with some of the Bat-gadgets. I get to lend a hand with some of the Bat-gadgets.
24 00:01:19,699 00:01:22,716 [chuckles] I do love tinkering with the Bat's Shadow Tek. [chuckles] I do love tinkering with the Bat's Shadow Tek.
25 00:01:22,816 00:01:24,818 Oh! Well, then, yay! Oh! Well, then, yay!
26 00:01:24,952 00:01:27,354 So we're just throwing around words that start with bat now. So we're just throwing around words that start with bat now.
27 00:01:27,454 00:01:28,822 That's fun. That's fun.
28 00:01:29,089 00:01:32,392 Lucius, you clearly have the factory running as smoothly as ever. Lucius, you clearly have the factory running as smoothly as ever.
29 00:01:32,493 00:01:34,728 I don't know why I even bother with these visits. I don't know why I even bother with these visits.
30 00:01:34,862 00:01:37,631 Maybe you just come by to see an old friend. Maybe you just come by to see an old friend.
31 00:01:37,731 00:01:39,500 Hm, it doesn't sound like me. Hm, it doesn't sound like me.
32 00:01:39,633 00:01:41,268 [both laughing] [both laughing]
33 00:01:41,401 00:01:43,403 [bell ringing] [bell ringing]
34 00:01:43,537 00:01:44,738 [machines winding down] [machines winding down]
35 00:01:44,838 00:01:46,573 [indistinct chattering] [indistinct chattering]
36 00:01:49,027 00:01:50,544 Dick: So who else knows? Dick: So who else knows?
37 00:01:50,644 00:01:52,145 Is there a list or something? Is there a list or something?
38 00:01:52,246 00:01:53,714 Is it on the Internet, Is it on the Internet,
39 00:01:53,814 00:01:55,582 brucewayneisbatman.org? brucewayneisbatman.org?
40 00:01:55,716 00:01:58,852 Lucius Fox is the only one you didn't already know about. Lucius Fox is the only one you didn't already know about.
41 00:01:58,952 00:02:00,220 And he'll be the last. And he'll be the last.
42 00:02:00,354 00:02:03,323 I try not to make a habit of having to rely on other people, I try not to make a habit of having to rely on other people,
43 00:02:03,423 00:02:05,792 especially to keep my secrets. especially to keep my secrets.
44 00:02:12,432 00:02:13,834 [door opens] [door opens]
45 00:02:15,302 00:02:17,237 What? Who are you? What? Who are you?
46 00:02:17,337 00:02:19,406 Wait... A-ah! Wait... A-ah!
47 00:02:27,548 00:02:29,583 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
48 00:03:37,017 00:03:38,452 Can't ID 'em from here. Can't ID 'em from here.
49 00:03:38,552 00:03:40,454 ID them? I can do that. ID them? I can do that.
50 00:03:40,554 00:03:43,857 Bad guys. And pretty ordinary ones, too. Bad guys. And pretty ordinary ones, too.
51 00:03:43,957 00:03:45,225 We can handle this. We can handle this.
52 00:03:45,359 00:03:48,328 Uh, didn't we just get in trouble last week for freelancing? Uh, didn't we just get in trouble last week for freelancing?
53 00:03:48,462 00:03:49,963 The boss was very clear. The boss was very clear.
54 00:03:50,063 00:03:52,199 He said to wait while he scoped out the situation. He said to wait while he scoped out the situation.
55 00:03:52,332 00:03:53,567 Okay. Okay.
56 00:03:54,434 00:03:55,802 We waited. We waited.
57 00:04:06,713 00:04:08,215 Hey! Uh... Hey! Uh...
58 00:04:10,050 00:04:11,451 [grunts] [grunts]
59 00:04:14,621 00:04:16,089 Well, I'm already bored. Well, I'm already bored.
60 00:04:16,223 00:04:17,858 Any way to make this more interesting? Any way to make this more interesting?
61 00:04:17,942 00:04:20,676 Robin: We could take them down while reciting the alphabet backwards. Robin: We could take them down while reciting the alphabet backwards.
62 00:04:20,711 00:04:21,668 Aahh! Aahh!
63 00:04:21,728 00:04:22,896 [grunts] [grunts]
64 00:04:23,030 00:04:24,531 [groans] [groans]
65 00:04:24,931 00:04:26,700 Gotcha, birdbrains. Gotcha, birdbrains.
66 00:04:27,768 00:04:29,336 [groans] [groans]
67 00:04:33,907 00:04:35,108 [groans] [groans]
68 00:04:50,457 00:04:52,592 Guess they weren't so ordinary after all. Guess they weren't so ordinary after all.
69 00:04:52,726 00:04:55,195 Maybe they were those superstrong zombie thugs. Maybe they were those superstrong zombie thugs.
70 00:04:55,328 00:04:57,364 We would have had them if you'd waited! We would have had them if you'd waited!
71 00:04:58,699 00:05:01,401 Look, I know being a costumed crime fighter means Look, I know being a costumed crime fighter means
72 00:05:01,501 00:05:03,437 never having to say I'm sorry. never having to say I'm sorry.
73 00:05:03,537 00:05:05,872 But, yeah, we're sorry. But, yeah, we're sorry.
74 00:05:05,972 00:05:07,340 No, it's my fault. No, it's my fault.
75 00:05:07,441 00:05:10,077 Maybe I've been relying on you two more than I should. Maybe I've been relying on you two more than I should.
76 00:05:10,310 00:05:12,512 This never happened when I worked alone. This never happened when I worked alone.
77 00:05:17,651 00:05:19,453 [camera clicking] [camera clicking]
78 00:05:27,527 00:05:29,996 Detective John Jones. I'm new to the force. Detective John Jones. I'm new to the force.
79 00:05:30,230 00:05:32,632 I've heard about you and your mission to protect Gotham. I've heard about you and your mission to protect Gotham.
80 00:05:32,899 00:05:34,167 Admirable. Admirable.
81 00:05:36,436 00:05:38,472 [indistinct chattering on radio] [indistinct chattering on radio]
82 00:05:43,110 00:05:45,112 Did you see what these guys were stealing? Did you see what these guys were stealing?
83 00:05:47,814 00:05:49,716 The shipment belonged to your company. The shipment belonged to your company.
84 00:05:51,051 00:05:52,252 My company? My company?
85 00:05:52,352 00:05:54,888 Wayne Industries has had an unusually high volume Wayne Industries has had an unusually high volume
86 00:05:55,021 00:05:57,257 of shipments going in and out of the city this week. of shipments going in and out of the city this week.
87 00:05:57,390 00:06:00,761 It's no surprise that someone with sticky fingers finally took notice. It's no surprise that someone with sticky fingers finally took notice.
88 00:06:00,861 00:06:03,530 Mind if I inspect this property back at my headquarters? Mind if I inspect this property back at my headquarters?
89 00:06:03,630 00:06:05,799 Fine by me, but you'll need Bruce Wayne's permission. Fine by me, but you'll need Bruce Wayne's permission.
90 00:06:05,899 00:06:08,902 - I can secure it. - I'll bet you can. - I can secure it. - I'll bet you can.
91 00:06:10,504 00:06:12,405 [indistinct chattering on radio] [indistinct chattering on radio]
92 00:06:16,843 00:06:18,111 It's a new project. It's a new project.
93 00:06:18,211 00:06:20,714 WayneTech research really paid off this time. WayneTech research really paid off this time.
94 00:06:20,781 00:06:23,583 We've developed whole new metals, hybrids. We've developed whole new metals, hybrids.
95 00:06:23,683 00:06:26,253 It's pretty exciting, if you're into metallurgy. It's pretty exciting, if you're into metallurgy.
96 00:06:26,353 00:06:28,388 That's the reason for the extra shipping. That's the reason for the extra shipping.
97 00:06:28,522 00:06:31,558 I thought that project was still at the development stage. I thought that project was still at the development stage.
98 00:06:31,658 00:06:35,028 It is, but the development is requiring some supplies. It is, but the development is requiring some supplies.
99 00:06:35,162 00:06:37,297 Really, there's nothing you need to worry about. Really, there's nothing you need to worry about.
100 00:06:37,430 00:06:39,900 Lucius on phone: You should have those crates sent back here unopened. Lucius on phone: You should have those crates sent back here unopened.
101 00:06:40,000 00:06:41,635 Send them back unopened? Send them back unopened?
102 00:06:41,902 00:06:43,837 I see. Well, thank you. I see. Well, thank you.
103 00:06:43,970 00:06:45,472 [dial tone] [dial tone]
104 00:06:45,756 00:06:47,291 Keep working. Keep working.
105 00:06:52,212 00:06:54,181 [whirring] [whirring]
106 00:06:56,483 00:06:58,185 [crackling] [crackling]
107 00:07:02,189 00:07:03,957 [crackling] [crackling]
108 00:07:08,562 00:07:11,198 Commissioner Gordon vouched for Detective Jones. Commissioner Gordon vouched for Detective Jones.
109 00:07:11,298 00:07:13,166 And his records from Denver check out. And his records from Denver check out.
110 00:07:13,266 00:07:14,467 [groans] [groans]
111 00:07:15,435 00:07:16,870 Robin and Batgirl: Wow! Robin and Batgirl: Wow!
112 00:07:17,938 00:07:19,806 But there's nothing before Denver, But there's nothing before Denver,
113 00:07:19,940 00:07:21,474 like he didn't exist. like he didn't exist.
114 00:07:21,608 00:07:23,343 Hey! Uh, a-a-ah... Hey! Uh, a-a-ah...
115 00:07:23,844 00:07:25,445 [groans] [groans]
116 00:07:25,579 00:07:27,848 Okay, it is so my turn. Okay, it is so my turn.
117 00:07:27,981 00:07:29,616 This is so cool! This is so cool!
118 00:07:29,749 00:07:32,719 I didn't know Wayne Industries made anything like this. I didn't know Wayne Industries made anything like this.
119 00:07:33,086 00:07:34,120 We don't. We don't.
120 00:07:34,221 00:07:35,856 And if Detective Jones is right, And if Detective Jones is right,
121 00:07:35,989 00:07:38,525 my company's been shipping things like this all over the world. my company's been shipping things like this all over the world.
122 00:07:38,658 00:07:41,061 Clearly, this is part of some alien conspiracy Clearly, this is part of some alien conspiracy
123 00:07:41,194 00:07:42,696 to mass-produce these babies, to mass-produce these babies,
124 00:07:42,796 00:07:45,165 ship 'em all over the world where they await their signal ship 'em all over the world where they await their signal
125 00:07:45,265 00:07:48,335 to take over the human ra-a-ace! to take over the human ra-a-ace!
126 00:07:49,269 00:07:50,971 Whoa! Unh! Whoa! Unh!
127 00:07:51,071 00:07:52,739 [screaming] [screaming]
128 00:07:54,441 00:07:56,409 [whirring] [whirring]
129 00:07:57,277 00:07:58,812 Bruce: New project, huh? Bruce: New project, huh?
130 00:07:59,346 00:08:00,947 What's it for? What's it for?
131 00:08:01,448 00:08:03,116 We'll keep an eye on Lucius, We'll keep an eye on Lucius,
132 00:08:03,216 00:08:05,552 but I wanna find out if Jones knows more than he's letting on but I wanna find out if Jones knows more than he's letting on
133 00:08:05,685 00:08:08,054 about whatever's going on at Wayne Industries. about whatever's going on at Wayne Industries.
134 00:08:08,188 00:08:09,990 Then let's pay the detective a visit. Then let's pay the detective a visit.
135 00:08:10,123 00:08:11,625 I'll pay him a visit... I'll pay him a visit...
136 00:08:11,758 00:08:13,293 ...alone. ...alone.
137 00:08:16,263 00:08:18,431 [train chugging] [train chugging]
138 00:08:19,966 00:08:21,534 [groans] [groans]
139 00:08:27,340 00:08:29,442 [music on gramophone] [music on gramophone]
140 00:08:50,497 00:08:51,965 [TV channels changing] [TV channels changing]
141 00:08:52,098 00:08:54,134 [indistinct chattering on TV] [indistinct chattering on TV]
142 00:09:19,993 00:09:22,529 - Uh, Batman-- - Don't bother. - Uh, Batman-- - Don't bother.
143 00:09:22,629 00:09:24,497 I know you're not human. I know you're not human.
144 00:09:40,113 00:09:43,717 - I suppose this changes things. - Not really. - I suppose this changes things. - Not really.
145 00:09:45,218 00:09:46,586 You're coming with me. You're coming with me.
146 00:09:46,720 00:09:48,188 I have some questions for you, I have some questions for you,
147 00:09:48,321 00:09:49,723 detective. detective.
148 00:09:54,761 00:09:56,730 [groans] [groans]
149 00:09:59,708 00:10:00,767 Humans. Humans.
150 00:10:00,867 00:10:03,603 You act like you've never seen a shape-shifter before. You act like you've never seen a shape-shifter before.
151 00:10:05,605 00:10:07,307 [groans] [groans]
152 00:10:08,108 00:10:09,943 Tell that to Clayface. Tell that to Clayface.
153 00:10:12,579 00:10:14,014 [groans] [groans]
154 00:10:31,615 00:10:33,800 [panting] [panting]
155 00:10:49,416 00:10:51,117 He flies, too. He flies, too.
156 00:10:51,217 00:10:52,552 Great. Great.
157 00:10:55,755 00:10:56,956 Huh? Huh?
158 00:10:57,157 00:10:59,259 Let's see if you can keep up. Let's see if you can keep up.
159 00:11:21,915 00:11:23,016 [gasps] [gasps]
160 00:11:34,894 00:11:36,696 [whirring] [whirring]
161 00:11:40,333 00:11:41,401 [grunts] [grunts]
162 00:11:44,370 00:11:45,805 [groans] [groans]
163 00:11:56,783 00:11:58,051 [groans] [groans]
164 00:12:08,294 00:12:10,630 I can dance all night. Ugh! I can dance all night. Ugh!
165 00:12:10,763 00:12:13,166 - So can I. - So it would seem. - So can I. - So it would seem.
166 00:12:13,299 00:12:15,768 But why waste time? Who are you? But why waste time? Who are you?
167 00:12:15,910 00:12:18,171 My name is John Jones, I'm a detective My name is John Jones, I'm a detective
168 00:12:18,271 00:12:19,706 just like you... just like you...
169 00:12:19,839 00:12:21,141 ...Bruce. ...Bruce.
170 00:12:22,208 00:12:24,177 I'm one of the good guys. I'm one of the good guys.
171 00:12:25,778 00:12:27,680 [siren wailing] [siren wailing]
172 00:12:29,249 00:12:30,550 Thanks. Thanks.
173 00:12:32,152 00:12:34,354 So. Alien. So. Alien.
174 00:12:34,554 00:12:36,122 All my life. All my life.
175 00:12:38,191 00:12:40,560 Telekinesis. Neat party trick. Telekinesis. Neat party trick.
176 00:12:40,660 00:12:42,128 How heavy can the object be? How heavy can the object be?
177 00:12:42,228 00:12:44,063 I could lift you and your best friend, I could lift you and your best friend,
178 00:12:44,164 00:12:46,232 that is, if you have one. that is, if you have one.
179 00:12:47,867 00:12:49,702 [grill sizzling] [grill sizzling]
180 00:12:53,773 00:12:55,742 You miss being back home on Mars? You miss being back home on Mars?
181 00:12:55,875 00:12:57,443 I never said I was a Martian. I never said I was a Martian.
182 00:12:57,544 00:13:00,280 Never had to. Martians hate fire. Never had to. Martians hate fire.
183 00:13:00,380 00:13:02,649 How do you know anything about Martians? How do you know anything about Martians?
184 00:13:02,749 00:13:04,984 I've dedicated my life to studying all fields of knowledge, I've dedicated my life to studying all fields of knowledge,
185 00:13:05,084 00:13:06,586 no matter how obscure, no matter how obscure,
186 00:13:06,686 00:13:09,022 including thousands of years of recorded human encounters including thousands of years of recorded human encounters
187 00:13:09,083 00:13:10,490 with extraterrestrials, with extraterrestrials,
188 00:13:10,557 00:13:12,859 the Mayans, ancient Egyptians, crop circles. the Mayans, ancient Egyptians, crop circles.
189 00:13:12,992 00:13:15,094 I could teach a college course on Martians, I could teach a college course on Martians,
190 00:13:15,228 00:13:17,964 except I always filed them away under urban legends. except I always filed them away under urban legends.
191 00:13:18,064 00:13:19,966 Like alligators in the sewers. Like alligators in the sewers.
192 00:13:20,099 00:13:22,502 I've fought them, too. Why'd you run? I've fought them, too. Why'd you run?
193 00:13:22,635 00:13:24,103 You might have exposed me, You might have exposed me,
194 00:13:24,237 00:13:25,738 turned me over to the authorities. turned me over to the authorities.
195 00:13:25,872 00:13:27,540 I can't allow that, not now. I can't allow that, not now.
196 00:13:27,640 00:13:29,842 Guess we both guard our secrets fiercely. Guess we both guard our secrets fiercely.
197 00:13:29,976 00:13:32,212 - Coffee? - We're fine, thanks. - Coffee? - We're fine, thanks.
198 00:13:34,013 00:13:36,349 So how'd you figure out Batman was Bruce Wayne? So how'd you figure out Batman was Bruce Wayne?
199 00:13:36,449 00:13:38,585 - Read your mind. - Hm. - Read your mind. - Hm.
200 00:13:38,718 00:13:40,987 - Something wrong? - No, it's just... - Something wrong? - No, it's just...
201 00:13:41,087 00:13:43,990 That's cheating. Read my mind now. That's cheating. Read my mind now.
202 00:13:44,090 00:13:45,959 - What? - You heard me. - What? - You heard me.
203 00:13:49,229 00:13:51,631 You're thinking of a dog you owned as a boy. You're thinking of a dog you owned as a boy.
204 00:13:51,731 00:13:54,601 - Location of the Batcave. - I distinctly saw-- - Location of the Batcave. - I distinctly saw--
205 00:13:54,734 00:13:57,437 A mental image I conjured up to block my real thoughts. A mental image I conjured up to block my real thoughts.
206 00:13:57,503 00:13:59,872 Trick I picked up from some Tibetan monks. Trick I picked up from some Tibetan monks.
207 00:13:59,973 00:14:02,242 Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid? Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?
208 00:14:02,342 00:14:03,910 My partners, all the time. My partners, all the time.
209 00:14:04,043 00:14:06,246 I'm stunned. You have partners? I'm stunned. You have partners?
210 00:14:06,346 00:14:08,348 I do, though sometimes I wonder I do, though sometimes I wonder
211 00:14:08,481 00:14:10,617 if things might be easier without them. if things might be easier without them.
212 00:14:10,750 00:14:13,419 You may need all the help you can get with what's coming. You may need all the help you can get with what's coming.
213 00:14:14,687 00:14:17,190 And I've done my homework, Bruce, it is coming. And I've done my homework, Bruce, it is coming.
214 00:14:17,290 00:14:19,659 - Make no mistake. - What is? - Make no mistake. - What is?
215 00:14:19,792 00:14:23,463 Something big, maybe too big for the Batman to handle alone. Something big, maybe too big for the Batman to handle alone.
216 00:14:23,514 00:14:25,077 Why don't you just tell me what you know Why don't you just tell me what you know
217 00:14:25,146 00:14:27,300 and let me decide what the Batman can handle alone? and let me decide what the Batman can handle alone?
218 00:14:27,433 00:14:30,236 I'm not the only thing from outer space that's come to Gotham, I'm not the only thing from outer space that's come to Gotham,
219 00:14:30,370 00:14:32,772 but right now I'm the only thing that can stop it. but right now I'm the only thing that can stop it.
220 00:14:32,872 00:14:35,842 - Stop what? - Invasion. - Stop what? - Invasion.
221 00:14:36,109 00:14:37,644 Alien invasion... Alien invasion...
222 00:14:37,777 00:14:39,846 [thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
223 00:14:39,979 00:14:42,081 ...the end of your world. ...the end of your world.
224 00:14:44,651 00:14:46,686 Can I get you anything else? Can I get you anything else?
225 00:14:49,188 00:14:50,857 [thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
226 00:14:52,292 00:14:53,526 Hm... Hm...
227 00:14:56,829 00:14:59,165 [thunder rumbling] [thunder rumbling]
228 00:15:05,138 00:15:07,273 John: They're called the Joining, John: They're called the Joining,
229 00:15:07,373 00:15:11,177 a synthetic alien race that's ravaged over half the galaxy a synthetic alien race that's ravaged over half the galaxy
230 00:15:11,311 00:15:13,212 like some plague of locusts, like some plague of locusts,
231 00:15:13,313 00:15:15,615 devouring and incorporating the technologies devouring and incorporating the technologies
232 00:15:15,748 00:15:17,483 of every world they encounter. of every world they encounter.
233 00:15:17,583 00:15:19,285 And they leave nothing in their wake, And they leave nothing in their wake,
234 00:15:19,385 00:15:21,721 but empty husks of planets. but empty husks of planets.
235 00:15:21,821 00:15:25,024 Synthetic race. The Joining are robots. Synthetic race. The Joining are robots.
236 00:15:25,158 00:15:27,593 Mm-hmm, built by a long-forgotten race Mm-hmm, built by a long-forgotten race
237 00:15:27,727 00:15:29,462 who became their first victims. who became their first victims.
238 00:15:29,562 00:15:31,397 Batman: And they feed off technology? Batman: And they feed off technology?
239 00:15:31,497 00:15:33,599 Anything industrial, mechanical, Anything industrial, mechanical,
240 00:15:33,733 00:15:35,368 they simply take it and use it. they simply take it and use it.
241 00:15:35,501 00:15:38,571 It becomes a part of them, it's how they evolve. It becomes a part of them, it's how they evolve.
242 00:15:38,671 00:15:41,107 That's why they were targeting Wayne Industries. That's why they were targeting Wayne Industries.
243 00:15:41,240 00:15:42,842 You're responsible for developing You're responsible for developing
244 00:15:42,942 00:15:46,346 some of the most advanced technologies on this world. some of the most advanced technologies on this world.
245 00:15:46,679 00:15:48,915 By the way, nice car. By the way, nice car.
246 00:15:58,057 00:15:59,726 [doorbell ringing] [doorbell ringing]
247 00:15:59,926 00:16:01,561 Rang it with my mind. Rang it with my mind.
248 00:16:02,028 00:16:03,629 [door opens] [door opens]
249 00:16:03,896 00:16:06,599 Batman? What... Is something wrong? Batman? What... Is something wrong?
250 00:16:06,699 00:16:09,402 I need to ask you some questions about those shipments. I need to ask you some questions about those shipments.
251 00:16:09,635 00:16:11,904 - Who's this? - This is Detective Jones. - Who's this? - This is Detective Jones.
252 00:16:12,071 00:16:13,406 - He's here to... - Hah! - He's here to... - Hah!
253 00:16:13,506 00:16:15,575 [crackling] [crackling]
254 00:16:24,016 00:16:26,853 Martian: I knew it was a replicant because I didn't get a reading off him. Martian: I knew it was a replicant because I didn't get a reading off him.
255 00:16:26,986 00:16:29,789 - No emotions. - So you kicked his head off. - No emotions. - So you kicked his head off.
256 00:16:29,922 00:16:31,257 Yes. Yes.
257 00:16:31,357 00:16:33,893 Perhaps I should have mentioned I was going to do that. Perhaps I should have mentioned I was going to do that.
258 00:16:33,993 00:16:35,194 Perhaps. Perhaps.
259 00:16:35,294 00:16:37,797 This is part of the standard MO of the Joining. This is part of the standard MO of the Joining.
260 00:16:37,930 00:16:39,732 Seems pretty complicated. Seems pretty complicated.
261 00:16:39,899 00:16:43,336 Not for them, they're a linked system, a network, Not for them, they're a linked system, a network,
262 00:16:43,436 00:16:45,471 parts of one big machine, really, parts of one big machine, really,
263 00:16:45,571 00:16:48,474 like one huge robot as big as a city. like one huge robot as big as a city.
264 00:16:48,641 00:16:52,378 You know, Batman, most humans would be pretty thrown by this. You know, Batman, most humans would be pretty thrown by this.
265 00:16:52,512 00:16:54,347 I'm not most humans. I'm not most humans.
266 00:16:57,250 00:16:59,685 Batman: If there's any chance that Lucius is still alive, Batman: If there's any chance that Lucius is still alive,
267 00:16:59,786 00:17:01,053 we have to find him. we have to find him.
268 00:17:01,154 00:17:03,689 Then let's ask someone who knows. Then let's ask someone who knows.
269 00:17:03,956 00:17:06,025 [whirring] [whirring]
270 00:17:08,428 00:17:10,129 Great danger. Great danger.
271 00:17:12,398 00:17:15,601 - I can't believe this. - Really? Because robotheads... - I can't believe this. - Really? Because robotheads...
272 00:17:15,701 00:17:17,904 Well, that's totally what I'm expecting on a Wednesday. Well, that's totally what I'm expecting on a Wednesday.
273 00:17:18,037 00:17:21,407 And this guy, just some guy waltzing into the Batcave, And this guy, just some guy waltzing into the Batcave,
274 00:17:21,541 00:17:23,609 didn't have a blindfold on or anything! didn't have a blindfold on or anything!
275 00:17:23,743 00:17:26,913 Robin, I think we should be focused on the robothead. Robin, I think we should be focused on the robothead.
276 00:17:27,079 00:17:29,549 Lucius is still alive. You're certain? Lucius is still alive. You're certain?
277 00:17:29,682 00:17:31,684 [whirring] [whirring]
278 00:17:31,884 00:17:34,487 If you're trying to nod, you need a neck. If you're trying to nod, you need a neck.
279 00:17:34,720 00:17:35,855 He's alive. He's alive.
280 00:17:35,988 00:17:39,358 The real Lucius is being held at the Wayne Industries factory. The real Lucius is being held at the Wayne Industries factory.
281 00:17:39,492 00:17:41,327 We are using him for information, We are using him for information,
282 00:17:41,461 00:17:44,397 but soon, he will no longer be helpful. but soon, he will no longer be helpful.
283 00:17:56,709 00:17:57,910 [gun cocks] [gun cocks]
284 00:17:58,177 00:18:00,146 [groans] [groans]
285 00:18:00,913 00:18:02,849 - Ready? - Find Lucius. - Ready? - Find Lucius.
286 00:18:02,982 00:18:05,251 Stop alien invasion, save world. Stop alien invasion, save world.
287 00:18:05,384 00:18:07,086 Sounds easy enough. Sounds easy enough.
288 00:18:13,159 00:18:14,293 Batman: Lucius! Batman: Lucius!
289 00:18:15,061 00:18:16,262 Follow me! Follow me!
290 00:18:18,464 00:18:20,600 How about first one to Lucius wins? How about first one to Lucius wins?
291 00:18:25,505 00:18:27,773 Fine time for him to leave us out of things. Fine time for him to leave us out of things.
292 00:18:27,907 00:18:31,711 Robots. This is like the biggest case we've ever faced! Robots. This is like the biggest case we've ever faced!
293 00:18:31,811 00:18:33,379 Good robots, too! Good robots, too!
294 00:18:33,479 00:18:35,281 That thing looks just like a real person! That thing looks just like a real person!
295 00:18:35,414 00:18:37,917 I know! Anyone we know could be a robot. I know! Anyone we know could be a robot.
296 00:18:38,017 00:18:40,553 Oh, it wouldn't fool us if we knew the person. Oh, it wouldn't fool us if we knew the person.
297 00:18:40,686 00:18:42,655 - Would it? - Maybe not. - Would it? - Maybe not.
298 00:18:42,788 00:18:44,857 They'd probably be a little roboty, They'd probably be a little roboty,
299 00:18:44,957 00:18:47,693 detached, unemotional, detached, unemotional,
300 00:18:47,927 00:18:49,395 mechanical. mechanical.
301 00:18:53,232 00:18:55,735 - Kick his head off. - You kick his head off. - Kick his head off. - You kick his head off.
302 00:18:55,819 00:18:58,321 Attempt to do any such thing, and I assure you Attempt to do any such thing, and I assure you
303 00:18:58,404 00:19:00,239 there will be no hot, buttered raisin scones there will be no hot, buttered raisin scones
304 00:19:00,373 00:19:02,341 for either of you for a year. for either of you for a year.
305 00:19:02,542 00:19:04,844 Only Alfred sounds that much like Alfred. Only Alfred sounds that much like Alfred.
306 00:19:04,977 00:19:06,212 Yup. Yup.
307 00:19:07,213 00:19:08,648 [metal clanking] [metal clanking]
308 00:19:30,836 00:19:32,071 It knows we're here. It knows we're here.
309 00:19:32,204 00:19:33,706 [whirring] [whirring]
310 00:19:59,999 00:20:01,334 [groans] [groans]
311 00:20:03,636 00:20:05,438 [panting] [panting]
312 00:20:09,075 00:20:10,977 [groans] [groans]
313 00:20:23,656 00:20:25,391 Let's call it a tie. Let's call it a tie.
314 00:20:35,901 00:20:37,470 Lucius? Lucius?
315 00:20:37,937 00:20:39,505 I knew you'd come. I knew you'd come.
316 00:20:39,839 00:20:42,241 - What... - He's with me, Lucius. - What... - He's with me, Lucius.
317 00:20:42,341 00:20:43,709 We're getting you out of here. We're getting you out of here.
318 00:20:43,809 00:20:45,845 No, forget me. I'm not important. No, forget me. I'm not important.
319 00:20:45,945 00:20:47,780 You don't have much time to... You don't have much time to...
320 00:20:49,482 00:20:51,651 [whirring] [whirring]
321 00:20:59,458 00:21:00,926 We're too late. We're too late.
322 00:21:10,336 00:21:12,405 Told you I could float you and your best friend. Told you I could float you and your best friend.
323 00:21:12,467 00:21:13,484 Faster, Faster,
324 00:21:13,539 00:21:16,342 we don't know how much longer these things are just gonna sit here. we don't know how much longer these things are just gonna sit here.
325 00:21:20,513 00:21:21,947 It's begun. It's begun.
326 00:21:22,148 00:21:24,016 [rumbling] [rumbling]
327 00:21:27,019 00:21:28,988 [whirring] [whirring]
328 00:21:45,938 00:21:48,708 - Where are they going? - Anywhere. - Where are they going? - Anywhere.
329 00:21:48,974 00:21:51,010 Everywhere that's vulnerable... Everywhere that's vulnerable...
330 00:21:51,510 00:21:53,279 ...everywhere on Earth. ...everywhere on Earth.
331 00:21:55,114 00:21:56,716 [whirring] [whirring]
332 00:22:04,857 00:22:07,159 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]