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1 00:00:26,348 00:00:28,829 Yes, my pretties. Yes, my pretties.
2 00:00:28,929 00:00:31,198 Show me the money! Show me the money!
3 00:00:34,435 00:00:36,136 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
4 00:00:43,010 00:00:45,712 Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin. Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin.
5 00:00:46,280 00:00:50,017 Heh. I'm always prepared for inclement weather. Heh. I'm always prepared for inclement weather.
6 00:00:57,991 00:00:59,860 Chop-chop, Batman. Chop-chop, Batman.
7 00:01:18,645 00:01:21,482 A bat without wings? A bat without wings?
8 00:01:54,114 00:01:55,482 What? What?
9 00:01:56,483 00:01:58,819 Back to your cage, Penguin. Back to your cage, Penguin.
10 00:01:59,086 00:02:01,989 Not before we rattle yours. Not before we rattle yours.
11 00:02:02,422 00:02:03,790 "We"? "We"?
12 00:03:29,710 00:03:35,082 For once, I have got to pull a job some place that Batman isn't. For once, I have got to pull a job some place that Batman isn't.
13 00:03:35,482 00:03:37,751 Huh? Stop the car! Huh? Stop the car!
14 00:03:39,252 00:03:41,355 He's known by many labels. He's known by many labels.
15 00:03:41,488 00:03:44,558 Billionaire, philanthropist, socialite. Billionaire, philanthropist, socialite.
16 00:03:44,625 00:03:47,461 But who is the real Bruce Wayne? But who is the real Bruce Wayne?
17 00:03:47,561 00:03:49,262 You. You.
18 00:03:50,030 00:03:52,899 Despite a larger-than-life public persona, Despite a larger-than-life public persona,
19 00:03:53,033 00:03:57,004 Bruce Wayne has privately managed to remain... a mystery. Bruce Wayne has privately managed to remain... a mystery.
20 00:03:58,372 00:03:59,940 Join me, Melanie Bramwell, Join me, Melanie Bramwell,
21 00:04:00,007 00:04:01,742 for the first-ever in-depth interview for the first-ever in-depth interview
22 00:04:01,875 00:04:03,877 with Gotham's most-eligible bachelor with Gotham's most-eligible bachelor
23 00:04:03,944 00:04:07,014 next Tuesday at 9:00 on A Day in the Life. next Tuesday at 9:00 on A Day in the Life.
24 00:04:10,283 00:04:14,688 If there's anyone I despise more than the Batman, If there's anyone I despise more than the Batman,
25 00:04:14,855 00:04:16,423 it's Wayne! it's Wayne!
26 00:04:16,490 00:04:19,693 He's got looks and money. He's got looks and money.
27 00:04:23,997 00:04:26,600 Yes, money. Yes, money.
28 00:04:26,833 00:04:30,003 Wayne's money. Wayne's money.
29 00:04:48,922 00:04:50,924 Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce. Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce.
30 00:04:51,024 00:04:53,260 The television people will be here any moment. The television people will be here any moment.
31 00:04:53,360 00:04:55,529 You sure I have to go through with this, Alfred? You sure I have to go through with this, Alfred?
32 00:04:55,595 00:04:57,698 Need I remind you, it's vitally important Need I remind you, it's vitally important
33 00:04:57,798 00:05:00,300 that you cultivate your public image. that you cultivate your public image.
34 00:05:00,500 00:05:02,903 But Melanie Bramwell has a reputation But Melanie Bramwell has a reputation
35 00:05:02,969 00:05:05,605 for making private lives a little too public. for making private lives a little too public.
36 00:05:05,806 00:05:07,741 I could be flirting with disaster. I could be flirting with disaster.
37 00:05:07,908 00:05:09,409 Yes, well, unfortunately, Yes, well, unfortunately,
38 00:05:09,509 00:05:11,978 avoiding the press only piques their curiosity. avoiding the press only piques their curiosity.
39 00:05:12,045 00:05:15,849 Oh, fine. When is this thing supposed to start? Oh, fine. When is this thing supposed to start?
40 00:05:17,718 00:05:21,788 A day in the life... from breakfast to bedtime. A day in the life... from breakfast to bedtime.
41 00:05:26,460 00:05:29,596 You... are gonna edit this part out right? You... are gonna edit this part out right?
42 00:05:29,730 00:05:31,264 Don't count on it. Don't count on it.
43 00:05:31,331 00:05:34,701 I pride myself on catching my subjects off-guard. I pride myself on catching my subjects off-guard.
44 00:05:34,801 00:05:36,002 After all, After all,
45 00:05:36,069 00:05:38,772 I'm here to get to know the real Bruce Wayne. I'm here to get to know the real Bruce Wayne.
46 00:05:39,139 00:05:41,074 Nice digs. Nice digs.
47 00:05:41,141 00:05:42,275 Roomy. Roomy.
48 00:05:42,342 00:05:44,311 Well, wait till you see my office. Well, wait till you see my office.
49 00:05:44,377 00:05:46,379 I'll show you the rest of the mansion after dinner. I'll show you the rest of the mansion after dinner.
50 00:05:46,446 00:05:48,982 To Wayne Industries, then. To Wayne Industries, then.
51 00:06:00,451 00:06:03,497 Ach, and it's hours until dinnertime. Ach, and it's hours until dinnertime.
52 00:06:05,132 00:06:07,167 Coming! Coming. Coming! Coming.
53 00:06:07,934 00:06:10,203 Back so... soon? Back so... soon?
54 00:06:10,470 00:06:14,875 Longtime no see, Jeeves. Longtime no see, Jeeves.
55 00:06:17,477 00:06:18,745 Blast. Blast.
56 00:06:29,222 00:06:31,691 Ooh, it's getting dark. Ooh, it's getting dark.
57 00:06:31,792 00:06:34,361 Good thing I brought my evening jacket. Good thing I brought my evening jacket.
58 00:06:34,461 00:06:37,731 And since my little birdies cut phone and power, And since my little birdies cut phone and power,
59 00:06:37,798 00:06:41,868 we won't have any interruptions while we catch up, old chum. we won't have any interruptions while we catch up, old chum.
60 00:06:46,006 00:06:49,442 Now, where is old Brucie? Now, where is old Brucie?
61 00:06:51,111 00:06:55,682 Master Bruce is in the city on very important business. Master Bruce is in the city on very important business.
62 00:06:56,650 00:06:59,319 Ja, runway for us, Bruce. Ja, runway for us, Bruce.
63 00:07:00,320 00:07:04,124 You see, bold colors project such an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne. You see, bold colors project such an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne.
64 00:07:04,224 00:07:07,327 Wish I had a personal stylist. Wish I had a personal stylist.
65 00:07:08,762 00:07:11,832 Then while we await Brucie's return, Then while we await Brucie's return,
66 00:07:11,932 00:07:15,802 you and I are gonna have some fun. you and I are gonna have some fun.
67 00:07:43,697 00:07:46,800 I must insist that you leave the premises at once. I must insist that you leave the premises at once.
68 00:07:46,933 00:07:50,370 Without settling scores with Wayne? Without settling scores with Wayne?
69 00:07:53,540 00:07:56,710 Bulls-eye! I mean, bird's-eye. Bulls-eye! I mean, bird's-eye.
70 00:07:59,012 00:08:01,715 But what has Master Bruce ever done to you? But what has Master Bruce ever done to you?
71 00:08:06,720 00:08:08,955 Oh, nothing, nothing, really, Oh, nothing, nothing, really,
72 00:08:09,122 00:08:13,293 except own everything that should rightfully belong to me! except own everything that should rightfully belong to me!
73 00:08:13,393 00:08:15,929 I am from noble blood. I am from noble blood.
74 00:08:15,996 00:08:20,166 The Cobblepots were once the toast of society! The Cobblepots were once the toast of society!
75 00:08:20,233 00:08:24,004 I am a Cobblepot! I am a Cobblepot!
76 00:08:25,672 00:08:28,808 Huh? Eh, what's cooking? Huh? Eh, what's cooking?
77 00:08:37,751 00:08:40,287 Ooh, now we're talkin'. Ooh, now we're talkin'.
78 00:08:40,387 00:08:45,492 The perfect crime -- dinner and a burglary. The perfect crime -- dinner and a burglary.
79 00:08:58,405 00:09:01,107 Oh, Jeevesie. Oh, Jeevesie.
80 00:09:04,044 00:09:06,513 Your roast is overcooked. Your roast is overcooked.
81 00:09:17,490 00:09:19,392 What you got there, Jeeves? What you got there, Jeeves?
82 00:09:19,492 00:09:21,261 What? Nothing? What? Nothing?
83 00:09:22,095 00:09:25,131 Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh? Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh?
84 00:09:25,465 00:09:26,800 Good idea. Good idea.
85 00:09:28,802 00:09:31,338 Wayne Industries contains over a dozen separate divisions, Wayne Industries contains over a dozen separate divisions,
86 00:09:31,404 00:09:34,841 including electronics, engineering, and biomedical research. including electronics, engineering, and biomedical research.
87 00:09:34,908 00:09:36,676 And it's all cutting-edge. And it's all cutting-edge.
88 00:09:36,743 00:09:39,746 And it's all yours at the ripe old age of 26. And it's all yours at the ripe old age of 26.
89 00:09:41,481 00:09:44,050 Oh, would you excuse me for a moment? Oh, would you excuse me for a moment?
90 00:09:44,117 00:09:45,352 Wayne. Wayne.
91 00:09:45,452 00:09:47,220 Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
92 00:09:47,454 00:09:50,223 Guess who, Brucie! Guess who, Brucie!
93 00:09:50,523 00:09:51,858 Sheila. Sheila.
94 00:09:51,992 00:09:54,728 Huh? No, it's Penguin. Huh? No, it's Penguin.
95 00:09:55,295 00:09:57,897 Is this 555-43... Is this 555-43...
96 00:09:57,964 00:09:59,632 Oh, of course I remember. Oh, of course I remember.
97 00:09:59,733 00:10:02,202 Bruce Wayne never forgets a pretty voice. Bruce Wayne never forgets a pretty voice.
98 00:10:02,435 00:10:04,804 I'm home with Jeeves, I'm home with Jeeves,
99 00:10:04,971 00:10:10,010 and he wanted me to tell you dinner's getting cold. and he wanted me to tell you dinner's getting cold.
100 00:10:10,276 00:10:13,046 For you, sugar, I'd drop anything. For you, sugar, I'd drop anything.
101 00:10:13,213 00:10:14,814 And no police, And no police,
102 00:10:14,881 00:10:17,584 or the butler gets it. Get it? or the butler gets it. Get it?
103 00:10:20,687 00:10:24,190 That's a rap. I, uh, have a friend in need. That's a rap. I, uh, have a friend in need.
104 00:10:24,357 00:10:27,227 No problem. The camera loves drama. No problem. The camera loves drama.
105 00:10:27,327 00:10:32,032 Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going, cameras are strictly off-limits. Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going, cameras are strictly off-limits.
106 00:10:33,199 00:10:35,101 What now? What now?
107 00:10:35,969 00:10:37,470 Dinner. Dinner.
108 00:10:52,585 00:10:55,722 Top floor -- ugly furniture, tacky artwork, Top floor -- ugly furniture, tacky artwork,
109 00:10:55,789 00:10:57,757 bad feng shui. bad feng shui.
110 00:10:57,824 00:11:01,928 Time to redecorate the bachelor pad. Time to redecorate the bachelor pad.
111 00:11:02,095 00:11:03,863 Waah! Oh. Waah! Oh.
112 00:11:03,930 00:11:05,465 Huh? Whazzat? Huh? Whazzat?
113 00:11:09,202 00:11:11,471 I say, it's the Batman. I say, it's the Batman.
114 00:11:11,671 00:11:14,340 What? How'd you find me this time? What? How'd you find me this time?
115 00:11:14,541 00:11:16,443 It's what I do. It's what I do.
116 00:11:19,145 00:11:23,917 Hello? Anyone home? Hello? Hello? Anyone home? Hello?
117 00:11:24,751 00:11:26,653 Your power's out. Your power's out.
118 00:12:00,220 00:12:02,088 Alfred, is that you? Alfred, is that you?
119 00:12:05,258 00:12:06,559 Batman. Batman.
120 00:12:06,726 00:12:08,728 Go, before you get hurt. Go, before you get hurt.
121 00:12:18,271 00:12:19,806 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
122 00:12:24,711 00:12:28,581 Well, now, what have we here? Well, now, what have we here?
123 00:12:34,420 00:12:36,656 Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin. Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin.
124 00:12:37,157 00:12:41,327 Oh, you're that reporter from TV. Oh, you're that reporter from TV.
125 00:12:43,062 00:12:44,631 So where's Wayne? So where's Wayne?
126 00:12:44,797 00:12:47,167 I'm beginning to wonder myself. I'm beginning to wonder myself.
127 00:12:47,267 00:12:48,535 Well, forget him! Well, forget him!
128 00:12:48,601 00:12:50,937 Penguin's your star now. Penguin's your star now.
129 00:12:51,037 00:12:53,573 I'll give you an exclusive I'll give you an exclusive
130 00:12:53,907 00:12:55,942 right over here. right over here.
131 00:12:57,477 00:13:01,614 The true identity of the Batman. The true identity of the Batman.
132 00:13:06,219 00:13:09,556 Get ready for your close-up. Get ready for your close-up.
133 00:13:20,300 00:13:23,369 Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat. Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat.
134 00:13:23,436 00:13:26,739 Catwoman needed sharper claws. Catwoman needed sharper claws.
135 00:13:26,873 00:13:29,776 Not even that screw-loose Joker Not even that screw-loose Joker
136 00:13:29,842 00:13:32,645 could pull off what I'm about to. could pull off what I'm about to.
137 00:13:34,380 00:13:36,849 The cowl of the Bat. The cowl of the Bat.
138 00:13:37,650 00:13:42,188 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bac-key. Wakey-wakey, eggs and bac-key.
139 00:13:43,056 00:13:45,258 Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen,
140 00:13:45,358 00:13:50,496 I give you the man beneath the bat. I give you the man beneath the bat.
141 00:13:53,800 00:13:55,802 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
142 00:13:59,138 00:14:01,741 That's for ruining my roast. That's for ruining my roast.
143 00:14:04,777 00:14:08,414 Wha-- oh, you'll pay for that, old man. Wha-- oh, you'll pay for that, old man.
144 00:14:20,893 00:14:22,061 Huh? Huh?
145 00:14:29,269 00:14:30,603 Rematch. Rematch.
146 00:14:32,171 00:14:34,641 Round 2, then. Round 2, then.
147 00:14:35,008 00:14:37,577 Make him a bat fillet. Make him a bat fillet.
148 00:14:46,552 00:14:48,354 Oh, the tape. Oh, the tape.
149 00:14:49,756 00:14:51,991 I've got it. Oopsy. I've got it. Oopsy.
150 00:14:53,493 00:14:54,794 No! No!
151 00:14:57,497 00:14:58,931 Clumsy me. Clumsy me.
152 00:14:58,998 00:15:00,833 Quick, load another one. Quick, load another one.
153 00:15:34,634 00:15:36,002 Huh? Huh?
154 00:15:42,375 00:15:44,477 I can't get a break here. I can't get a break here.
155 00:15:50,717 00:15:53,086 Hurry. We're missing everything. Hurry. We're missing everything.
156 00:16:30,456 00:16:32,959 You should learn to play nice, Penguin. You should learn to play nice, Penguin.
157 00:16:33,059 00:16:35,962 Why? I hate your guts. Why? I hate your guts.
158 00:16:37,997 00:16:42,468 Tweet-tweet. Fresh bat, my pretties. Tweet-tweet. Fresh bat, my pretties.
159 00:16:53,312 00:16:56,416 We'll win the Pulitzer prize for this. We'll win the Pulitzer prize for this.
160 00:16:58,985 00:17:01,888 I love the four seasons, Batman, I love the four seasons, Batman,
161 00:17:01,954 00:17:03,856 especially fall! especially fall!
162 00:17:28,047 00:17:29,982 You're all wet. You're all wet.
163 00:17:33,886 00:17:34,987 Get it all? Get it all?
164 00:17:35,054 00:17:37,723 I hope so. It's a dark night. I hope so. It's a dark night.
165 00:17:38,858 00:17:43,896 The Dark Knight. Now, that has a ring to it. The Dark Knight. Now, that has a ring to it.
166 00:17:52,738 00:17:55,975 Mel? What are you... What's going on here? Mel? What are you... What's going on here?
167 00:17:56,075 00:17:58,544 A long story. The Batman just... A long story. The Batman just...
168 00:18:01,514 00:18:02,782 What? What?
169 00:18:03,082 00:18:04,851 Funny how you and the Batman Funny how you and the Batman
170 00:18:04,951 00:18:07,920 have never been the same place at the same time tonight. have never been the same place at the same time tonight.
171 00:18:08,187 00:18:10,490 Look, right there. Look, right there.
172 00:18:10,556 00:18:13,493 It's the, uh, Dark Knight. It's the, uh, Dark Knight.
173 00:18:43,789 00:18:45,858 Well, excitement's over. Well, excitement's over.
174 00:18:47,059 00:18:49,095 Shall we finish that interview? Shall we finish that interview?
175 00:18:49,195 00:18:53,032 Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go with a different subject. Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go with a different subject.
176 00:18:53,633 00:18:57,904 There seems to be more to Penguin than meets the eye. There seems to be more to Penguin than meets the eye.
177 00:18:58,471 00:19:03,543 Looks like I stole one thing from you after all, Brucie. Looks like I stole one thing from you after all, Brucie.
178 00:19:03,809 00:19:06,045 The spotlight. The spotlight.
179 00:19:17,223 00:19:18,891 C'est la vie. C'est la vie.
180 00:19:28,935 00:19:31,571 Now, didn't I tell you? Now, didn't I tell you?
181 00:19:33,706 00:19:37,443 Oh, I know, I know. Flirting with disaster. Oh, I know, I know. Flirting with disaster.
182 00:19:37,677 00:19:41,581 You were right in more ways than you know. You were right in more ways than you know.
183 00:19:48,020 00:19:50,590 I was... in a hurry. I was... in a hurry.