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1 00:00:24,324 00:00:25,559 Huh? Huh?
2 00:00:26,360 00:00:27,461 Hello? Hello?
3 00:00:27,561 00:00:29,696 Sam, is that you? Sam, is that you?
4 00:00:34,535 00:00:37,204 Sam, are you working late again? Sam, are you working late again?
5 00:00:42,543 00:00:43,744 You! You!
6 00:00:43,944 00:00:45,379 But I sentenced you, But I sentenced you,
7 00:00:45,479 00:00:46,947 put you away for years! put you away for years!
8 00:00:47,014 00:00:49,082 You're supposed to be in Arkham Asylum! You're supposed to be in Arkham Asylum!
9 00:01:13,874 00:01:15,042 Gotham P.D. Gotham P.D.
10 00:01:15,142 00:01:16,276 In there. In there.
11 00:01:16,376 00:01:18,278 But you won't believe it. But you won't believe it.
12 00:01:21,448 00:01:22,783 Whoa. Whoa.
13 00:02:39,860 00:02:41,161 He's been carded. He's been carded.
14 00:02:41,261 00:02:42,763 Quick. Chip him out. Quick. Chip him out.
15 00:02:53,206 00:02:54,608 Joker? Joker?
16 00:02:56,343 00:02:58,111 Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
17 00:03:49,730 00:03:51,431 Ahh. Ahh.
18 00:03:59,806 00:04:01,208 According to Arkham, According to Arkham,
19 00:04:01,274 00:04:03,176 Joker's still locked in his cell. Joker's still locked in his cell.
20 00:04:03,276 00:04:05,178 Has been all night long. Has been all night long.
21 00:04:05,412 00:04:09,416 Perhaps Joker left some manner of decoy in his place. Perhaps Joker left some manner of decoy in his place.
22 00:04:09,516 00:04:10,751 Could be, Alfred. Could be, Alfred.
23 00:04:10,851 00:04:12,519 But other things don't add up. But other things don't add up.
24 00:04:12,586 00:04:14,354 Joker abducted Judge Wigzell, Joker abducted Judge Wigzell,
25 00:04:14,421 00:04:17,624 but not before leaving him for the police and me to see. but not before leaving him for the police and me to see.
26 00:04:17,791 00:04:21,561 You're not expecting Joker to actually make sense, are you? You're not expecting Joker to actually make sense, are you?
27 00:04:21,762 00:04:23,397 It was Joker's calling card, It was Joker's calling card,
28 00:04:23,463 00:04:24,998 his way of announcing his plan. his way of announcing his plan.
29 00:04:25,065 00:04:26,900 Do you think there's more to come? Do you think there's more to come?
30 00:04:26,967 00:04:30,137 Maybe Joker's out to collect a full deck of those who've crossed him. Maybe Joker's out to collect a full deck of those who've crossed him.
31 00:04:30,504 00:04:33,240 51 more victims? 51 more victims?
32 00:04:33,640 00:04:35,208 Where would you start? Where would you start?
33 00:04:35,275 00:04:37,844 One name is sure to be on his hit list... One name is sure to be on his hit list...
34 00:04:38,512 00:04:40,414 The Batman. The Batman.
35 00:04:41,748 00:04:45,552 I'll lay the bait at Joker's last known house of cards. I'll lay the bait at Joker's last known house of cards.
36 00:05:39,172 00:05:41,508 Not too talkative, are you? Not too talkative, are you?
37 00:06:52,612 00:06:54,247 Where's the judge, Joker? Where's the judge, Joker?
38 00:06:54,414 00:06:56,683 How'd you manage to be two places at once, How'd you manage to be two places at once,
39 00:06:56,783 00:06:59,286 and why the mime act? and why the mime act?
40 00:07:10,163 00:07:12,132 You're a pale imitation. You're a pale imitation.
41 00:07:12,232 00:07:15,202 The real Joker doesn't wear makeup. The real Joker doesn't wear makeup.
42 00:07:20,373 00:07:21,675 D-Don't hurt me! D-Don't hurt me!
43 00:07:21,775 00:07:22,776 Who are you? Who are you?
44 00:07:22,843 00:07:24,678 Nolan. I'm an orderly. Nolan. I'm an orderly.
45 00:07:24,744 00:07:26,179 Arkham? Arkham?
46 00:07:26,346 00:07:28,849 Joker said he'd do me in unless I helped him with his plan. Joker said he'd do me in unless I helped him with his plan.
47 00:07:28,915 00:07:31,218 Gave me the keys to his place to bring him stuff and-- Gave me the keys to his place to bring him stuff and--
48 00:07:32,786 00:07:34,921 Who else is Joker after? Who else is Joker after?
49 00:07:42,329 00:07:43,630 Huh? Huh?
50 00:07:43,864 00:07:45,665 "Surprise"? "Surprise"?
51 00:08:00,080 00:08:01,815 I left Joker's understudy I left Joker's understudy
52 00:08:01,882 00:08:04,084 in clown storage for the time being. in clown storage for the time being.
53 00:08:04,184 00:08:06,152 Joker clearly didn't want him talking. Joker clearly didn't want him talking.
54 00:08:06,353 00:08:09,055 Why not chip the fellow out and question him further? Why not chip the fellow out and question him further?
55 00:08:09,155 00:08:11,024 Because I'm through being Joker's fool. Because I'm through being Joker's fool.
56 00:08:11,124 00:08:13,927 I'm going to get my answers straight from the horse's mouth I'm going to get my answers straight from the horse's mouth
57 00:08:14,027 00:08:15,862 at Arkham Asylum. at Arkham Asylum.
58 00:08:21,735 00:08:24,704 17 leads so far from our tip line. 17 leads so far from our tip line.
59 00:08:24,938 00:08:27,674 Each and every one of them a crank. Each and every one of them a crank.
60 00:08:27,841 00:08:29,442 And Joker's in Arkham. And Joker's in Arkham.
61 00:08:29,509 00:08:31,711 So far all we know, this copycat crime So far all we know, this copycat crime
62 00:08:31,778 00:08:33,680 is some kind of prank as well. is some kind of prank as well.
63 00:08:33,747 00:08:35,849 Well, if the next tip tell us our missing judge Well, if the next tip tell us our missing judge
64 00:08:35,949 00:08:38,051 is with Prince Albert in a can-- is with Prince Albert in a can--
65 00:08:38,652 00:08:40,320 What's this? What's this?
66 00:08:43,156 00:08:44,758 An invitation? An invitation?
67 00:08:44,891 00:08:47,127 Addressed to both of us. Addressed to both of us.
68 00:08:49,062 00:08:50,864 What the-- What the--
69 00:08:52,632 00:08:54,334 Playing cards? Playing cards?
70 00:08:54,634 00:08:57,304 "For lots of laughs and a missing judge, "For lots of laughs and a missing judge,
71 00:08:57,404 00:08:59,940 "shovel down to the old Gotham Palace Theater "shovel down to the old Gotham Palace Theater
72 00:09:00,006 00:09:01,775 "at 10:00 p.m. tonight. "at 10:00 p.m. tonight.
73 00:09:01,875 00:09:04,044 Love, Joker." Love, Joker."
74 00:09:15,355 00:09:18,925 Well, I'm always delighted to speak to the press. Well, I'm always delighted to speak to the press.
75 00:09:19,159 00:09:21,661 Particularly the Gotham Gazette. Particularly the Gotham Gazette.
76 00:09:21,828 00:09:23,697 Actually, I don't consider myself Actually, I don't consider myself
77 00:09:23,763 00:09:26,633 merely a top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham. merely a top criminal psychiatrist here at Arkham.
78 00:09:26,700 00:09:29,536 I view my role as the last line of defense I view my role as the last line of defense
79 00:09:29,602 00:09:33,506 between Gotham and psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze, between Gotham and psychopaths like Penguin, Freeze,
80 00:09:33,606 00:09:37,210 and my prize catch... Joker. and my prize catch... Joker.
81 00:09:37,610 00:09:40,914 In fact, I've been invited to a banquet of honor tonight In fact, I've been invited to a banquet of honor tonight
82 00:09:40,981 00:09:43,650 for Gotham's most inspiring citizens for Gotham's most inspiring citizens
83 00:09:43,717 00:09:45,919 at Gotham Palace Theater, at Gotham Palace Theater,
84 00:09:46,086 00:09:49,656 and I have just enough time to grab my coat. and I have just enough time to grab my coat.
85 00:09:49,756 00:09:52,792 Did I provide enough details for my profile? Did I provide enough details for my profile?
86 00:09:52,926 00:09:56,463 Oh, you've been more of a help than you know, Dr. Bagley. Oh, you've been more of a help than you know, Dr. Bagley.
87 00:09:58,164 00:10:00,000 Pompous windbag. Pompous windbag.
88 00:10:14,080 00:10:15,382 The Batman! The Batman!
89 00:10:15,548 00:10:17,851 What if I hadn't been decent? What if I hadn't been decent?
90 00:10:17,917 00:10:19,986 You're never decent, Joker. You're never decent, Joker.
91 00:10:20,086 00:10:23,690 Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me? Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me?
92 00:10:25,725 00:10:28,028 To drive you batty, of course. To drive you batty, of course.
93 00:10:28,128 00:10:30,363 And look, it's working! And look, it's working!
94 00:10:30,463 00:10:32,165 Answers, Joker. Answers, Joker.
95 00:10:32,332 00:10:34,200 You really think I'd send a flunky You really think I'd send a flunky
96 00:10:34,267 00:10:36,603 to eliminate my favorite sparring partner? to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?
97 00:10:36,703 00:10:39,939 Ha! I reserve that pleasure for me alone. Ha! I reserve that pleasure for me alone.
98 00:10:40,073 00:10:41,007 Then why-- Then why--
99 00:10:41,074 00:10:42,709 Because I miss your company, Batman. Because I miss your company, Batman.
100 00:10:44,277 00:10:46,613 We're two sides of the same card. We're two sides of the same card.
101 00:10:46,679 00:10:47,847 After all, After all,
102 00:10:47,914 00:10:50,183 you knew where I'd send my look-alike to find you, you knew where I'd send my look-alike to find you,
103 00:10:50,283 00:10:53,486 and I knew all along that if I left a trail of breadcrumbs and I knew all along that if I left a trail of breadcrumbs
104 00:10:53,586 00:10:55,555 you'd gobble them up! you'd gobble them up!
105 00:10:55,822 00:10:57,724 Joker, you're not making sense. Joker, you're not making sense.
106 00:10:57,824 00:11:00,060 Why convince an orderly to do your dirty work Why convince an orderly to do your dirty work
107 00:11:00,126 00:11:02,328 when you could just have him unlock your cell? when you could just have him unlock your cell?
108 00:11:02,495 00:11:06,299 Because you've always been my ace, Batman. Because you've always been my ace, Batman.
109 00:11:06,866 00:11:09,202 My ace in the hole! My ace in the hole!
110 00:11:12,939 00:11:14,240 What? What?
111 00:11:20,980 00:11:23,383 I don't need you in my card collection. I don't need you in my card collection.
112 00:11:23,550 00:11:25,819 I never play with a full deck! I never play with a full deck!
113 00:11:34,594 00:11:38,064 Nice of Nolan to bring some essentials. Nice of Nolan to bring some essentials.
114 00:11:48,341 00:11:49,442 Makeup? Makeup?
115 00:11:49,542 00:11:52,512 Joker don't need no stinking makeup! Joker don't need no stinking makeup!
116 00:11:54,948 00:11:57,183 Smiles, Batsy. Smiles, Batsy.
117 00:11:58,918 00:12:01,588 Thanks to you, I'm right on schedule. Thanks to you, I'm right on schedule.
118 00:12:01,688 00:12:03,556 Off to the theater. Off to the theater.
119 00:12:06,192 00:12:07,994 Ta-ta! Ta-ta!
120 00:12:12,132 00:12:14,567 All right, Joker, dinner time. All right, Joker, dinner time.
121 00:12:14,767 00:12:17,137 Hey, how about a little mac and... Hey, how about a little mac and...
122 00:12:17,770 00:12:19,506 cheese. cheese.
123 00:12:19,806 00:12:21,174 The Batman. The Batman.
124 00:12:21,307 00:12:23,443 I got to call the police! I got to call the police!
125 00:12:29,148 00:12:30,717 The Batman! The Batman!
126 00:12:30,817 00:12:32,685 I got to call the police! I got to call the police!
127 00:12:36,789 00:12:39,292 All available units respond. All available units respond.
128 00:12:39,592 00:12:41,094 Dispatch. Bennett and Yin. Dispatch. Bennett and Yin.
129 00:12:41,161 00:12:44,797 The Batman's been reported locked in a cell at Arkham Asylum. The Batman's been reported locked in a cell at Arkham Asylum.
130 00:12:45,365 00:12:47,233 The pranks keep coming. The pranks keep coming.
131 00:12:47,433 00:12:49,302 Batman behind bars? Batman behind bars?
132 00:12:49,502 00:12:52,172 Well, we still have plenty of time before curtain. Well, we still have plenty of time before curtain.
133 00:13:01,014 00:13:03,049 The Batman, huh? The Batman, huh?
134 00:13:04,951 00:13:06,252 Seriously, dude. Seriously, dude.
135 00:13:06,319 00:13:08,221 I do not know how he got in there. I do not know how he got in there.
136 00:13:08,288 00:13:10,056 Or what he did with Joker. Or what he did with Joker.
137 00:13:10,123 00:13:11,558 Isn't that weird? Isn't that weird?
138 00:13:11,624 00:13:13,259 We'll take it from here. We'll take it from here.
139 00:13:26,739 00:13:28,908 What, you think it's funny wasting police time? What, you think it's funny wasting police time?
140 00:13:29,008 00:13:30,577 Uh, I wasn't kidding! Uh, I wasn't kidding!
141 00:13:30,677 00:13:32,512 The Batman was in there! The Batman was in there!
142 00:13:32,579 00:13:34,380 You're the one who should be in there. You're the one who should be in there.
143 00:13:34,489 00:13:35,638 Come on, Bennett. Come on, Bennett.
144 00:13:35,715 00:13:37,717 Let's get to Gotham Palace Theater. Let's get to Gotham Palace Theater.
145 00:13:56,002 00:13:57,670 Know what I saw. Know what I saw.
146 00:13:58,471 00:14:00,206 I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy.
147 00:14:01,674 00:14:03,209 Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
148 00:14:05,144 00:14:06,312 Hey! Hey!
149 00:14:06,379 00:14:07,547 Ohh... Ohh...
150 00:14:22,228 00:14:25,465 If this is a crank, it definitely isn't funny. If this is a crank, it definitely isn't funny.
151 00:14:25,732 00:14:27,367 Feels more like a trap. Feels more like a trap.
152 00:14:31,871 00:14:33,706 Show time. Show time.
153 00:14:39,846 00:14:41,881 - Where-- - Huh? - Where-- - Huh?
154 00:14:43,950 00:14:46,386 Detectives, get us out of here! Detectives, get us out of here!
155 00:14:46,486 00:14:48,288 All right. Just hold on and we'll-- All right. Just hold on and we'll--
156 00:14:54,627 00:14:56,596 Theater with a sticky floor. Theater with a sticky floor.
157 00:15:05,505 00:15:09,142 Welcome to Joker's Revenge-O-Rama. Welcome to Joker's Revenge-O-Rama.
158 00:15:09,242 00:15:12,512 Allow me to introduce my first guest... Allow me to introduce my first guest...
159 00:15:14,681 00:15:17,550 Judge Horace Wigzell! Judge Horace Wigzell!
160 00:15:17,717 00:15:19,419 He's such a card. He's such a card.
161 00:15:22,188 00:15:26,059 I'll deal Joker a hand once I get my foot out of this shoe. I'll deal Joker a hand once I get my foot out of this shoe.
162 00:15:26,159 00:15:28,995 Easy, partner. Don't do anything rash. Easy, partner. Don't do anything rash.
163 00:15:31,364 00:15:33,366 Now why are you here? Now why are you here?
164 00:15:33,533 00:15:35,868 Because y'all done me wrong! Because y'all done me wrong!
165 00:15:36,102 00:15:39,205 Wigzey, you sentenced me to life in the loony bin. Wigzey, you sentenced me to life in the loony bin.
166 00:15:39,272 00:15:41,207 Detectives, you arrested me. Detectives, you arrested me.
167 00:15:41,274 00:15:42,675 Shame on you. Shame on you.
168 00:15:42,742 00:15:44,944 Bagley, how many times do I have to tell you, Bagley, how many times do I have to tell you,
169 00:15:45,044 00:15:47,747 I hate macaroni and cheese! I hate macaroni and cheese!
170 00:15:47,814 00:15:50,416 Oh, how I've wanted to deck all of you! Oh, how I've wanted to deck all of you!
171 00:15:50,483 00:15:53,052 So deck you I shall. So deck you I shall.
172 00:16:03,663 00:16:04,831 Go fish. Go fish.
173 00:16:06,399 00:16:08,301 Joker, you maniac. Joker, you maniac.
174 00:16:10,069 00:16:11,404 Huh? Huh?
175 00:16:18,611 00:16:21,114 Ah, queen of spades. Ah, queen of spades.
176 00:16:22,915 00:16:24,317 Joker, you better not-- Joker, you better not--
177 00:16:24,417 00:16:26,586 Don't make me slap you, jack. Don't make me slap you, jack.
178 00:16:26,686 00:16:28,454 Get it? Slapjack? Get it? Slapjack?
179 00:16:43,736 00:16:45,538 Set nozzle to wide. Set nozzle to wide.
180 00:16:45,705 00:16:48,274 Time for my favorite game -- Time for my favorite game --
181 00:16:48,441 00:16:50,109 52 pickup. 52 pickup.
182 00:16:54,847 00:16:56,182 Huh? Huh?
183 00:16:57,650 00:16:59,919 The reviews are in, Joker. The reviews are in, Joker.
184 00:17:00,953 00:17:02,755 Your show's a flop. Your show's a flop.
185 00:17:10,563 00:17:12,698 Can't stay away from me, can you, Batman? Can't stay away from me, can you, Batman?
186 00:17:12,799 00:17:16,302 I guess opposites do attract. Whoo! I guess opposites do attract. Whoo!
187 00:17:29,849 00:17:31,584 Let's chip you out of there. Let's chip you out of there.
188 00:17:33,886 00:17:35,888 Hmm. Chip? Hmm. Chip?
189 00:17:36,255 00:17:38,057 Good idea. Good idea.
190 00:17:38,257 00:17:40,092 Cash me out. Cash me out.
191 00:17:57,176 00:17:59,011 It's the Batman. It's the Batman.
192 00:18:05,284 00:18:06,919 Yin, let's get everybody out of here Yin, let's get everybody out of here
193 00:18:07,019 00:18:09,088 before those two bring down the house. before those two bring down the house.
194 00:18:15,428 00:18:17,330 You're going back to Arkham You're going back to Arkham
195 00:18:17,430 00:18:19,732 for a long game of solitaire. for a long game of solitaire.
196 00:18:20,896 00:18:22,506 Funny, Batman. Funny, Batman.
197 00:18:22,615 00:18:24,470 You're quick with the punch line. You're quick with the punch line.
198 00:18:45,024 00:18:46,792 Sorry, Batman. Sorry, Batman.
199 00:18:46,959 00:18:50,997 But Joker... always... laughs... last. But Joker... always... laughs... last.
200 00:18:55,015 00:18:56,021 Huh? Huh?
201 00:19:05,111 00:19:06,946 You gambled, Joker. You gambled, Joker.
202 00:19:07,780 00:19:09,515 You lost. You lost.
203 00:19:19,959 00:19:21,294 Good evening, sir. Good evening, sir.
204 00:19:21,460 00:19:25,164 I trust you resolved matters with the crazy crime... I trust you resolved matters with the crazy crime...
205 00:19:25,932 00:19:27,667 clown? clown?
206 00:19:28,501 00:19:32,038 Oh. I walked a mile in Joker's shoes tonight, and then some. Oh. I walked a mile in Joker's shoes tonight, and then some.
207 00:19:32,104 00:19:34,907 If I never see another playing card again... If I never see another playing card again...
208 00:19:37,680 00:19:39,682 Oh! Say no more. Oh! Say no more.