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1 00:00:10,043 00:00:13,781 Mummy's just come from the most awful party, Princess. Mummy's just come from the most awful party, Princess.
2 00:00:13,881 00:00:15,783 The catering was a disaster. The catering was a disaster.
3 00:00:15,916 00:00:17,885 The guests were strictly "B" list. The guests were strictly "B" list.
4 00:00:17,951 00:00:21,355 And Carrie would not shut up about her trip to New Zealand! And Carrie would not shut up about her trip to New Zealand!
5 00:00:21,455 00:00:24,658 Mummy needs a long, hot bath. Mummy needs a long, hot bath.
6 00:00:40,374 00:00:41,608 Hush, princess! Hush, princess!
7 00:00:41,742 00:00:43,310 Mummy has a headache! Mummy has a headache!
8 00:01:02,763 00:01:04,898 Princess! What is going-- Princess! What is going--
9 00:02:15,361 00:02:17,905 Third high-rise this week, all with the same M.O. Third high-rise this week, all with the same M.O.
10 00:02:17,938 00:02:19,740 No prints, no forced entry, No prints, no forced entry,
11 00:02:19,806 00:02:21,575 no physical evidence of any kind. no physical evidence of any kind.
12 00:02:21,675 00:02:23,410 I'd say it sounds like our Batman, I'd say it sounds like our Batman,
13 00:02:23,510 00:02:25,245 if he were a burglar. if he were a burglar.
14 00:03:21,168 00:03:23,070 I thought I set it on the-- I thought I set it on the--
15 00:03:23,170 00:03:25,138 The Batman. Freeze! The Batman. Freeze!
16 00:03:33,814 00:03:35,616 Hey, you! Stop! Hey, you! Stop!
17 00:03:36,483 00:03:38,151 Go, Bats. Go, Bats.
18 00:03:46,660 00:03:48,795 Hey, Alfred, check this out. Hey, Alfred, check this out.
19 00:03:48,929 00:03:51,031 Strix nebulosa laponica. Strix nebulosa laponica.
20 00:03:51,164 00:03:53,467 A rare species of owl native to China. A rare species of owl native to China.
21 00:03:53,600 00:03:55,636 According to the Batwave search function, According to the Batwave search function,
22 00:03:55,769 00:03:57,804 these scratches from the victim's dressing table these scratches from the victim's dressing table
23 00:03:57,904 00:03:59,706 match the owl's talon span. match the owl's talon span.
24 00:03:59,840 00:04:02,909 Someone has trained a bird to perform burglaries. Someone has trained a bird to perform burglaries.
25 00:04:04,277 00:04:06,513 Without suggesting that I'm not sufficiently impressed Without suggesting that I'm not sufficiently impressed
26 00:04:06,613 00:04:08,582 with your deductive powers, Master Bruce, with your deductive powers, Master Bruce,
27 00:04:08,715 00:04:12,019 I must remind you that you have a gala fund-raiser to host. I must remind you that you have a gala fund-raiser to host.
28 00:04:12,119 00:04:13,520 Right, Alfred. Tomorrow night. Right, Alfred. Tomorrow night.
29 00:04:13,620 00:04:15,856 Sir, it is tomorrow night. Sir, it is tomorrow night.
30 00:04:15,956 00:04:18,058 We wouldn't want any guests growing suspicious We wouldn't want any guests growing suspicious
31 00:04:18,158 00:04:20,527 of how billionaire bachelor Bruce Wayne of how billionaire bachelor Bruce Wayne
32 00:04:20,627 00:04:23,797 really spends his time after dark, now, would we? really spends his time after dark, now, would we?
33 00:04:35,108 00:04:36,610 Hello, ladies. Hello, ladies.
34 00:04:46,420 00:04:48,655 Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful.
35 00:04:48,789 00:04:50,424 Michael! Michael! Michael! Michael!
36 00:04:50,691 00:04:51,992 Over here! Over here!
37 00:04:52,125 00:04:53,360 You're great! You're great!
38 00:05:00,500 00:05:02,769 Make way! Make way! Make way! Make way!
39 00:05:02,869 00:05:05,372 The Oz-meister is in the house. The Oz-meister is in the house.
40 00:05:15,248 00:05:16,683 Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne,
41 00:05:16,817 00:05:19,953 king of the castle, ruler of the roost. king of the castle, ruler of the roost.
42 00:05:20,087 00:05:21,321 Have we met? Have we met?
43 00:05:21,455 00:05:24,658 Cobblepot. Oswald Cobblepot. Cobblepot. Oswald Cobblepot.
44 00:05:24,791 00:05:26,927 Of the new casual Cobblepots. Of the new casual Cobblepots.
45 00:05:27,027 00:05:28,895 But call me Ozzie. But call me Ozzie.
46 00:05:28,995 00:05:31,398 We have a lot in common, you and I. We have a lot in common, you and I.
47 00:05:31,531 00:05:33,633 We're young, rich, and handsome. We're young, rich, and handsome.
48 00:05:33,767 00:05:36,036 - I don't think I've heard of-- - I've been abroad. - I don't think I've heard of-- - I've been abroad.
49 00:05:36,136 00:05:38,138 Just got back from a tour of the orient. Just got back from a tour of the orient.
50 00:05:38,271 00:05:41,141 Uh-huh... I see. Uh-huh... I see.
51 00:05:42,109 00:05:44,711 Mm, and speaking of a broad... Mm, and speaking of a broad...
52 00:05:49,349 00:05:52,119 Well, I, for one, have certainly heard of the Cobblepots. Well, I, for one, have certainly heard of the Cobblepots.
53 00:05:52,252 00:05:54,755 My grandfather used to Butler for them back in England, My grandfather used to Butler for them back in England,
54 00:05:54,888 00:05:57,157 and they were an obnoxious lot then as well. and they were an obnoxious lot then as well.
55 00:05:57,324 00:05:59,426 Grandpa Pennyworth worked himself to the bone Grandpa Pennyworth worked himself to the bone
56 00:05:59,526 00:06:01,027 for those wretched snobs, for those wretched snobs,
57 00:06:01,128 00:06:02,963 and they treated him like a stray dog, and they treated him like a stray dog,
58 00:06:03,063 00:06:04,898 then had the nerve to fire him! then had the nerve to fire him!
59 00:06:06,221 00:06:07,400 Get lost, creep! Get lost, creep!
60 00:06:08,935 00:06:11,404 Ooh... spunky. Ooh... spunky.
61 00:06:11,538 00:06:13,607 Hey, miss, wait up. Hey, miss, wait up.
62 00:06:13,840 00:06:16,877 How about some vittles there, Jeeves? How about some vittles there, Jeeves?
63 00:06:21,181 00:06:23,917 Hey... I'm sorry about the weird guy. Hey... I'm sorry about the weird guy.
64 00:06:24,017 00:06:25,685 Sure you don't want to stick around for the band? Sure you don't want to stick around for the band?
65 00:06:25,786 00:06:27,754 Oh, Bruce! Oh, Bruce!
66 00:06:27,888 00:06:29,055 Amanda Raymont. Amanda Raymont.
67 00:06:29,156 00:06:31,291 We met last year at the Earth Day thing? We met last year at the Earth Day thing?
68 00:06:31,758 00:06:34,728 You know, uh, maybe I will stick around. You know, uh, maybe I will stick around.
69 00:06:36,396 00:06:38,398 Uh... pardon me. Uh... pardon me.
70 00:06:41,468 00:06:43,503 You know, trespassing's against the law. You know, trespassing's against the law.
71 00:06:43,637 00:06:45,172 Oops. Busted. Oops. Busted.
72 00:06:45,265 00:06:47,234 Ethan. I see you brought a guest. Ethan. I see you brought a guest.
73 00:06:47,294 00:06:48,326 My partner. My partner.
74 00:06:48,375 00:06:49,776 Hi. I'm Bruce. Hi. I'm Bruce.
75 00:06:49,910 00:06:51,478 Detective Yin. Detective Yin.
76 00:06:52,779 00:06:54,147 Freeze! Freeze!
77 00:06:55,182 00:06:56,983 You want to come in and join the party? You want to come in and join the party?
78 00:06:57,083 00:06:58,752 Not tonight. We're on the clock. Not tonight. We're on the clock.
79 00:06:59,820 00:07:02,122 Chief's orders. Keeping an eye on high-profile events Chief's orders. Keeping an eye on high-profile events
80 00:07:02,255 00:07:04,057 with that string of robberies and all. with that string of robberies and all.
81 00:07:14,367 00:07:15,902 Are you OK? Are you OK?
82 00:07:16,002 00:07:17,871 A bird attacked me. A bird attacked me.
83 00:07:18,004 00:07:19,439 Whoo! Freaky. Whoo! Freaky.
84 00:07:19,573 00:07:22,175 When I was a kid, a sea gull snagged my sandwich. When I was a kid, a sea gull snagged my sandwich.
85 00:07:24,311 00:07:27,480 I'm sure it just thought your rubies were berries. I'm sure it just thought your rubies were berries.
86 00:07:33,286 00:07:35,922 More shrimp, pops, and be quick about it. More shrimp, pops, and be quick about it.
87 00:07:36,122 00:07:38,124 And no skimping on the mayo this time. And no skimping on the mayo this time.
88 00:07:38,258 00:07:40,060 I will have you know-- I will have you know--
89 00:07:40,193 00:07:42,128 Everything OK here, Alfred? Everything OK here, Alfred?
90 00:07:42,262 00:07:44,965 I was about to inform Mr. Cobblepot I was about to inform Mr. Cobblepot
91 00:07:45,065 00:07:48,068 that his name does not appear on the guest list. that his name does not appear on the guest list.
92 00:07:48,201 00:07:50,003 Let me see that! Let me see that!
93 00:07:50,237 00:07:52,272 Hah. An oversight. Hah. An oversight.
94 00:07:52,372 00:07:53,573 No doubt. No doubt.
95 00:07:53,707 00:07:55,575 But this is a charity event. But this is a charity event.
96 00:07:55,675 00:07:58,612 So if you wish to continue devouring the hors d'oeuvres, So if you wish to continue devouring the hors d'oeuvres,
97 00:07:58,712 00:08:01,014 you must make the required donation. you must make the required donation.
98 00:08:03,650 00:08:06,219 Is that so? Is that so?
99 00:08:06,486 00:08:09,789 Here's my contribution, Jeeves. Here's my contribution, Jeeves.
100 00:08:11,258 00:08:12,792 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
101 00:08:14,561 00:08:17,464 Best teach the help some manners, Brucie. Best teach the help some manners, Brucie.
102 00:08:17,597 00:08:20,066 That's what separates the Waynes That's what separates the Waynes
103 00:08:20,200 00:08:22,369 from the Cobblepots. from the Cobblepots.
104 00:08:27,707 00:08:29,576 Ones? Ones?
105 00:08:34,848 00:08:36,216 The odd thing is, The odd thing is,
106 00:08:36,349 00:08:38,051 I was certain I'd heard the Cobblepot fortune I was certain I'd heard the Cobblepot fortune
107 00:08:38,184 00:08:39,853 had long since been squandered. had long since been squandered.
108 00:08:39,953 00:08:42,155 They had to leave England to avoid the shame. They had to leave England to avoid the shame.
109 00:08:42,255 00:08:45,258 I'd be a shame if you didn't get some sleep, Alfred. I'd be a shame if you didn't get some sleep, Alfred.
110 00:08:45,358 00:08:47,460 And try not to dream of these Cobblepots. And try not to dream of these Cobblepots.
111 00:08:47,560 00:08:48,805 And you, sir? And you, sir?
112 00:08:49,329 00:08:51,998 The Batman has some bird-watching to do. The Batman has some bird-watching to do.
113 00:08:53,833 00:08:56,436 I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
114 00:08:56,603 00:08:58,505 My serving tray's gone missing. My serving tray's gone missing.
115 00:08:58,605 00:09:01,708 That homunculus pilfered it just to spite me! That homunculus pilfered it just to spite me!
116 00:09:02,008 00:09:05,445 Well, Grandpa Pennyworth would have wanted to know Well, Grandpa Pennyworth would have wanted to know
117 00:09:05,578 00:09:07,814 what became of the Cobblepots. what became of the Cobblepots.
118 00:10:15,749 00:10:17,951 One of Cobblepot's girls. One of Cobblepot's girls.
119 00:10:18,718 00:10:21,688 Where's kabuki twin number 2? Where's kabuki twin number 2?
120 00:10:53,887 00:10:55,221 Whoa. Whoa.
121 00:11:06,866 00:11:07,934 Great. Great.
122 00:11:08,034 00:11:09,502 Double trouble. Double trouble.
123 00:11:41,000 00:11:43,002 Cobblepot Manor? Cobblepot Manor?
124 00:11:43,903 00:11:47,107 Well, you came this far, Pennyworth. Well, you came this far, Pennyworth.
125 00:12:00,420 00:12:01,955 Hello? Hello?
126 00:12:06,493 00:12:09,929 So this is what became of the Cobblepot fortune. So this is what became of the Cobblepot fortune.
127 00:12:10,163 00:12:12,432 Eew! Revolting. Eew! Revolting.
128 00:12:16,636 00:12:17,770 Aha! Aha!
129 00:12:17,871 00:12:19,806 Tweet, tweet! Tweet, tweet!
130 00:12:21,508 00:12:24,477 I'm home, my pretties! I'm home, my pretties!
131 00:12:27,514 00:12:30,583 "High-rise jewel thefts baffle police." "High-rise jewel thefts baffle police."
132 00:12:30,683 00:12:33,052 Dozens of similar crimes across Asia, Dozens of similar crimes across Asia,
133 00:12:33,153 00:12:34,888 which suddenly stopped last week which suddenly stopped last week
134 00:12:35,021 00:12:36,923 and started up again in Gotham. and started up again in Gotham.
135 00:12:37,023 00:12:39,659 So Cobblepot is behind it. So Cobblepot is behind it.
136 00:12:39,926 00:12:43,129 Just got back from a tour of the orient. Just got back from a tour of the orient.
137 00:12:43,630 00:12:45,798 Let me see that! Let me see that!
138 00:12:47,300 00:12:51,471 And he used my guest list as a checklist for tonight's crime spree. And he used my guest list as a checklist for tonight's crime spree.
139 00:12:51,871 00:12:53,239 Alfred. Alfred.
140 00:12:53,439 00:12:54,908 Alfred? Alfred?
141 00:12:55,742 00:12:56,776 Huh. Huh.
142 00:12:56,910 00:12:58,511 Maybe he's out running errands. Maybe he's out running errands.
143 00:13:00,280 00:13:02,815 Mmm! Anchovies. Mmm! Anchovies.
144 00:13:07,921 00:13:08,922 Huh? Huh?
145 00:13:09,055 00:13:10,256 Who's there?! Who's there?!
146 00:13:11,524 00:13:14,260 Who trespasses in Cobblepot Manor?! Who trespasses in Cobblepot Manor?!
147 00:13:16,062 00:13:18,464 Hide-and-seek, then. Hide-and-seek, then.
148 00:13:29,409 00:13:30,510 Huh? Huh?
149 00:13:50,997 00:13:53,833 Well, well, well. Well, well, well.
150 00:13:54,100 00:13:57,437 Come to help with the dusting, Jeevsie? Come to help with the dusting, Jeevsie?
151 00:13:57,971 00:14:02,242 Actually, I just popped in to reclaim some missing property. Actually, I just popped in to reclaim some missing property.
152 00:14:02,342 00:14:06,079 Fine. You can use it to serve me more of those shrimp puffs. Fine. You can use it to serve me more of those shrimp puffs.
153 00:14:06,212 00:14:10,450 The days of Pennyworths serving Cobblepots are long since over. The days of Pennyworths serving Cobblepots are long since over.
154 00:14:10,516 00:14:11,651 Huh? Huh?
155 00:14:11,784 00:14:13,586 You're a Pennyworth? You're a Pennyworth?
156 00:14:13,686 00:14:16,723 And the only thing keeping me from walloping you soundly And the only thing keeping me from walloping you soundly
157 00:14:16,823 00:14:18,591 is the shame that the news of the incident is the shame that the news of the incident
158 00:14:18,691 00:14:20,426 would bring upon my master, Bruce. would bring upon my master, Bruce.
159 00:14:20,526 00:14:21,728 Wayne, shmayne -- Wayne, shmayne --
160 00:14:21,828 00:14:25,431 the good old days when Cobblepots were king are coming back, the good old days when Cobblepots were king are coming back,
161 00:14:25,565 00:14:28,334 'cause I am gonna restore the Cobblepot name 'cause I am gonna restore the Cobblepot name
162 00:14:28,468 00:14:30,603 to its former wealth and glory. to its former wealth and glory.
163 00:14:31,838 00:14:33,640 If you intend to do so by pilfering, If you intend to do so by pilfering,
164 00:14:33,740 00:14:35,141 it may take a while. it may take a while.
165 00:14:35,241 00:14:38,411 Not as long as you think, old man. Not as long as you think, old man.
166 00:14:42,849 00:14:43,883 You? You?
167 00:14:44,017 00:14:45,118 Birds? Birds?
168 00:14:45,184 00:14:46,452 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
169 00:14:46,552 00:14:49,389 Uh... allow me to fetch those shrimp puffs right away. Uh... allow me to fetch those shrimp puffs right away.
170 00:14:51,991 00:14:54,627 Unhand me, you harridans! Unhand me, you harridans!
171 00:14:55,194 00:14:58,598 My pets haven't been fed this evening, My pets haven't been fed this evening,
172 00:14:58,731 00:15:01,034 and they are famished. and they are famished.
173 00:15:01,134 00:15:03,870 But why feed them seed But why feed them seed
174 00:15:04,203 00:15:08,074 when they can feast on a treat of meat? when they can feast on a treat of meat?
175 00:15:42,375 00:15:43,810 Who's that? Who's that?
176 00:15:44,143 00:15:45,578 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
177 00:15:45,678 00:15:47,347 Long story. Long story.
178 00:15:58,925 00:16:01,394 No, no, no! No, no, no!
179 00:16:01,994 00:16:03,963 Come back, my pretties! Come back, my pretties!
180 00:16:04,097 00:16:06,165 Jolly good. Jolly good.
181 00:16:08,634 00:16:12,805 So, it seems the tales of the Batman are true. So, it seems the tales of the Batman are true.
182 00:16:12,872 00:16:17,310 But, really, who names himself after a mangy flying rodent? But, really, who names himself after a mangy flying rodent?
183 00:16:36,829 00:16:39,665 Just one question, Batman. Just one question, Batman.
184 00:16:39,799 00:16:41,334 How'd you find me? How'd you find me?
185 00:16:41,467 00:16:44,003 You left a trail of bread crumbs, Cobblepot. You left a trail of bread crumbs, Cobblepot.
186 00:16:44,137 00:16:45,738 Please! Please!
187 00:16:45,838 00:16:48,274 Now that all pretenses are off, Now that all pretenses are off,
188 00:16:48,374 00:16:50,076 call me Penguin. call me Penguin.
189 00:16:50,176 00:16:53,379 A flightless bird, but one with style! A flightless bird, but one with style!
190 00:17:00,820 00:17:02,488 My word! My word!
191 00:17:02,622 00:17:05,458 A few tricks I picked up in the orient. A few tricks I picked up in the orient.
192 00:17:09,295 00:17:11,597 I have a few tricks of my own. I have a few tricks of my own.
193 00:17:11,831 00:17:14,901 Bring it on, rodent boy! Bring it on, rodent boy!
194 00:17:19,238 00:17:20,940 Watch where you're stepping. Watch where you're stepping.
195 00:17:42,128 00:17:43,963 Stay down, Penguin. Stay down, Penguin.
196 00:17:45,398 00:17:48,401 And have you miss what's coming next? And have you miss what's coming next?
197 00:17:52,505 00:17:53,673 Let me guess. Let me guess.
198 00:17:53,773 00:17:55,675 A little something you picked up in the orient. A little something you picked up in the orient.
199 00:17:55,808 00:17:59,278 This penguin has claws! This penguin has claws!
200 00:18:03,716 00:18:05,251 Right, then. Right, then.
201 00:18:28,074 00:18:30,276 Bird meets bat. Bird meets bat.
202 00:18:47,093 00:18:49,729 There's a nice cage waiting for you, Penguin, There's a nice cage waiting for you, Penguin,
203 00:18:49,862 00:18:51,597 in the Gotham State Pen. in the Gotham State Pen.
204 00:18:53,299 00:18:55,401 As thrilling as it was watching you work, sir, As thrilling as it was watching you work, sir,
205 00:18:55,535 00:18:58,538 from here on out, I shall leave the sleuthing to you. from here on out, I shall leave the sleuthing to you.
206 00:18:59,005 00:19:01,908 'Cause I am gonna restore the Cobblepot name 'Cause I am gonna restore the Cobblepot name
207 00:19:02,041 00:19:04,777 to its former wealth and glory! to its former wealth and glory!
208 00:19:07,480 00:19:08,915 Behind you! Behind you!
209 00:19:22,728 00:19:24,897 That is for Grandpa Pennyworth. That is for Grandpa Pennyworth.
210 00:19:25,164 00:19:27,733 We'll leave this bird for the police. We'll leave this bird for the police.
211 00:19:27,867 00:19:29,268 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
212 00:19:29,468 00:19:31,270 And what of those birds? And what of those birds?
213 00:19:31,871 00:19:33,773 They flew the coop. They flew the coop.
214 00:19:46,319 00:19:47,653 Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
215 00:19:47,753 00:19:49,155 That's game! That's game!
216 00:19:49,221 00:19:51,591 Dogs are on you, dawg! Dogs are on you, dawg!
217 00:19:55,928 00:19:58,664 Hey, congrats on the Cobblepot bust, Ethan. Hey, congrats on the Cobblepot bust, Ethan.
218 00:19:58,764 00:20:02,501 You know, it's hard to believe that such a big-time crook was at my party. You know, it's hard to believe that such a big-time crook was at my party.
219 00:20:02,602 00:20:04,670 I can't take the credit for this one, Bruce. I can't take the credit for this one, Bruce.
220 00:20:04,704 00:20:08,140 Big secret, but Gotham's favorite vigilante collared him for us. Big secret, but Gotham's favorite vigilante collared him for us.
221 00:20:09,709 00:20:10,977 Now, in some ways, man, Now, in some ways, man,
222 00:20:11,110 00:20:13,145 I'm glad freaks like this penguin I'm glad freaks like this penguin
223 00:20:13,279 00:20:14,981 bring out the Batman. bring out the Batman.
224 00:20:15,514 00:20:18,985 Hopefully it's not the Batman who brings out the freaks. Hopefully it's not the Batman who brings out the freaks.