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1 00:00:05,139 00:00:07,474 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
2 00:00:16,483 00:00:17,951 [tires screech] [tires screech]
3 00:00:18,051 00:00:19,586 [horn blaring] [horn blaring]
4 00:00:19,720 00:00:21,488 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
5 00:00:21,789 00:00:23,190 [woman screams] [woman screams]
6 00:00:29,663 00:00:33,600 Ha ha ha ha! The circus is in town. Ha ha ha ha! The circus is in town.
7 00:00:33,667 00:00:35,369 - Hey, you! - Stop! - Hey, you! - Stop!
8 00:00:35,502 00:00:37,271 Punch. Judy. Punch. Judy.
9 00:00:39,339 00:00:41,375 [grunting] [grunting]
10 00:00:44,545 00:00:46,146 Ha ha! Ha ha!
11 00:00:51,752 00:00:54,021 [liquid gurgling] [liquid gurgling]
12 00:00:59,226 00:01:00,594 Ah! Ah!
13 00:01:03,964 00:01:05,399 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
14 00:01:05,499 00:01:07,468 I call it Joker Putty. I call it Joker Putty.
15 00:01:07,568 00:01:10,170 And I can turn anything into it. And I can turn anything into it.
16 00:01:13,407 00:01:15,509 [evil laughter] [evil laughter]
17 00:01:17,344 00:01:20,814 Ta-ta! Farewell! Mwahh! Mwahh! Ta-ta! Farewell! Mwahh! Mwahh!
18 00:01:20,881 00:01:22,416 Officer on bullhorn: Hold it, Joker. Officer on bullhorn: Hold it, Joker.
19 00:01:22,683 00:01:24,485 Lower your weapon. Lower your weapon.
20 00:01:24,685 00:01:26,386 [indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]
21 00:01:28,222 00:01:29,790 You the man. You the man.
22 00:01:32,860 00:01:34,761 [evil laughter] [evil laughter]
23 00:01:38,565 00:01:40,267 He ha ha ha! He ha ha ha!
24 00:01:43,170 00:01:44,471 Go! Go!
25 00:01:50,010 00:01:51,845 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
26 00:02:05,726 00:02:07,661 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
27 00:02:51,471 00:02:53,840 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪
28 00:03:07,521 00:03:10,190 Rojas: He made you look like clowns. Rojas: He made you look like clowns.
29 00:03:11,458 00:03:12,826 Six months ago Six months ago
30 00:03:12,893 00:03:15,395 Gotham had the lowest crime rate in the nation. Gotham had the lowest crime rate in the nation.
31 00:03:15,495 00:03:19,700 Yesterday we were declared the world's scariest city. Yesterday we were declared the world's scariest city.
32 00:03:19,900 00:03:23,337 And that was before Joker's latest escapade. And that was before Joker's latest escapade.
33 00:03:23,537 00:03:24,605 But chief But chief
34 00:03:24,705 00:03:27,874 most of the guys on that board are in prison now or Arkham. most of the guys on that board are in prison now or Arkham.
35 00:03:27,941 00:03:30,577 And who received credit for those busts? And who received credit for those busts?
36 00:03:30,644 00:03:32,746 You? Or you, Yin? You? Or you, Yin?
37 00:03:32,813 00:03:35,248 I know it wasn't you, Bennett. I know it wasn't you, Bennett.
38 00:03:35,649 00:03:37,517 So tell me, who? So tell me, who?
39 00:03:37,684 00:03:39,519 Well, you know... Batman, I guess... Well, you know... Batman, I guess...
40 00:03:39,620 00:03:42,456 That's right. The Batman. That's right. The Batman.
41 00:03:42,556 00:03:45,025 Well, I'm tired of clowns and vigilantes Well, I'm tired of clowns and vigilantes
42 00:03:45,125 00:03:48,295 turning my department into a laughingstock. turning my department into a laughingstock.
43 00:03:48,562 00:03:51,865 So say hello to my new zero-tolerance policy So say hello to my new zero-tolerance policy
44 00:03:51,932 00:03:54,101 against all these freaks. against all these freaks.
45 00:03:56,503 00:03:58,405 No exceptions! No exceptions!
46 00:03:58,605 00:04:01,041 And for starters, I want Gotham's finest And for starters, I want Gotham's finest
47 00:04:01,108 00:04:05,379 to take down Joker, before The Batman does. to take down Joker, before The Batman does.
48 00:04:05,545 00:04:07,014 Capisce? Capisce?
49 00:04:08,081 00:04:11,018 Chief Rojas, I'm going out on a limb here Chief Rojas, I'm going out on a limb here
50 00:04:11,251 00:04:12,853 but I've been thinking. but I've been thinking.
51 00:04:14,554 00:04:16,990 Maybe we'd have more success Maybe we'd have more success
52 00:04:17,090 00:04:19,326 if we tried working with Bats. if we tried working with Bats.
53 00:04:19,393 00:04:21,528 [indistinct murmuring] [indistinct murmuring]
54 00:04:23,930 00:04:26,466 Working with the Batman? Working with the Batman?
55 00:04:27,000 00:04:30,671 Maybe you could wear spandex and be the Bat's sidekick. Maybe you could wear spandex and be the Bat's sidekick.
56 00:04:30,771 00:04:33,540 You better figure out where your loyalties lie, detective You better figure out where your loyalties lie, detective
57 00:04:33,640 00:04:35,142 and fast! and fast!
58 00:04:42,416 00:04:44,685 If Gotham belongs to Joker, If Gotham belongs to Joker,
59 00:04:44,751 00:04:51,625 the dull face of tragedy must become the rubber face of comedy. the dull face of tragedy must become the rubber face of comedy.
60 00:04:54,127 00:04:57,564 Joker Putty, work your magic! Joker Putty, work your magic!
61 00:04:57,864 00:04:59,433 Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee!
62 00:05:06,440 00:05:07,741 Joker! Joker!
63 00:05:08,108 00:05:09,676 The Batman! The Batman!
64 00:05:10,744 00:05:12,879 Punch and Judy, my marionettes. Punch and Judy, my marionettes.
65 00:05:13,313 00:05:15,148 Keep the Bat busy. Keep the Bat busy.
66 00:05:15,248 00:05:18,285 The artist must not be disturbed. The artist must not be disturbed.
67 00:05:36,570 00:05:38,872 [humming] [humming]
68 00:06:12,405 00:06:14,174 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
69 00:06:17,644 00:06:19,045 They're up there. They're up there.
70 00:06:21,782 00:06:24,351 You take Joker. The Batman's mine. You take Joker. The Batman's mine.
71 00:06:24,885 00:06:27,020 Bennett, what're you trying to prove? Bennett, what're you trying to prove?
72 00:06:27,187 00:06:28,388 Bennett! Bennett!
73 00:06:29,489 00:06:31,391 [humming] [humming]
74 00:06:50,944 00:06:52,646 Bennett: Hold it, Bats. Bennett: Hold it, Bats.
75 00:06:57,684 00:07:00,687 Detective, we're on the same side. Detective, we're on the same side.
76 00:07:00,954 00:07:02,489 Tell it to the chief. Tell it to the chief.
77 00:07:02,722 00:07:04,724 Joker: Hold the mayo! Joker: Hold the mayo!
78 00:07:04,791 00:07:06,827 I'm the vandal here. I'm the vandal here.
79 00:07:08,829 00:07:12,732 You mean to tell me the chief of police considers this vigilante You mean to tell me the chief of police considers this vigilante
80 00:07:12,933 00:07:16,870 a greater menace than the clown prince of crime? a greater menace than the clown prince of crime?
81 00:07:17,070 00:07:20,407 Why, that's an outrage! An insult! Why, that's an outrage! An insult!
82 00:07:21,541 00:07:24,477 In fact, detective, I resemble that remark. In fact, detective, I resemble that remark.
83 00:07:26,346 00:07:27,914 [grunting] [grunting]
84 00:07:28,515 00:07:30,050 Alley-oop! Alley-oop!
85 00:07:37,724 00:07:40,060 They never give you enough rope. They never give you enough rope.
86 00:07:44,798 00:07:46,166 Bon voyage! Bon voyage!
87 00:07:46,233 00:07:48,401 Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee!
88 00:07:48,702 00:07:50,170 [grunting] [grunting]
89 00:07:50,370 00:07:53,473 - Joker's getting away. - At least I got you. - Joker's getting away. - At least I got you.
90 00:07:57,143 00:07:58,411 [grunting] [grunting]
91 00:07:59,379 00:08:01,181 [evil laughter] [evil laughter]
92 00:08:02,649 00:08:03,950 Ah! Ah!
93 00:08:15,428 00:08:17,130 [grunting] [grunting]
94 00:08:22,035 00:08:23,737 [grunting] [grunting]
95 00:08:24,871 00:08:26,339 Take my hand. Take my hand.
96 00:08:27,607 00:08:29,175 [grunting] [grunting]
97 00:08:29,843 00:08:33,680 - You alright, partner? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks. - You alright, partner? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
98 00:08:34,147 00:08:35,515 The Batman! The Batman!
99 00:08:37,050 00:08:39,052 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
100 00:08:39,895 00:08:42,555 Rojas is gonna eat me alive. Rojas is gonna eat me alive.
101 00:08:46,359 00:08:49,162 City champions that year, I believe. City champions that year, I believe.
102 00:08:49,596 00:08:52,132 I suppose in a way you both still are. I suppose in a way you both still are.
103 00:08:52,799 00:08:57,470 Alfred, how would you feel about bringing Ethan into the fold? Alfred, how would you feel about bringing Ethan into the fold?
104 00:08:57,671 00:09:01,441 Allow someone besides myself to know the Batman's identity? Allow someone besides myself to know the Batman's identity?
105 00:09:01,608 00:09:04,177 I'm certain Detective Bennett can be trusted. I'm certain Detective Bennett can be trusted.
106 00:09:04,244 00:09:05,745 Trust isn't the issue. Trust isn't the issue.
107 00:09:05,845 00:09:08,014 Ethan needs to know the truth. Ethan needs to know the truth.
108 00:09:08,415 00:09:11,551 Before circumstances force one of us to harm the other. Before circumstances force one of us to harm the other.
109 00:09:16,623 00:09:19,759 Joker remakes the largest monument in Gotham Joker remakes the largest monument in Gotham
110 00:09:19,859 00:09:24,197 in his own image, in effect telling us he owns this city! in his own image, in effect telling us he owns this city!
111 00:09:24,364 00:09:27,667 And you let him and the Batman get away? And you let him and the Batman get away?
112 00:09:27,801 00:09:30,503 Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had the Bat Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had the Bat
113 00:09:30,570 00:09:32,305 but the scaffolding gave way and-- but the scaffolding gave way and--
114 00:09:32,372 00:09:33,473 Yin, it's alright. Yin, it's alright.
115 00:09:33,540 00:09:36,076 No, Bennett. I don't think it is alright. No, Bennett. I don't think it is alright.
116 00:09:36,176 00:09:37,844 One more blunder like tonight One more blunder like tonight
117 00:09:37,911 00:09:40,213 and you can kiss your badge goodbye. and you can kiss your badge goodbye.
118 00:09:43,950 00:09:46,586 Bruce: You gotta be under a lot of pressure to catch Joker. Bruce: You gotta be under a lot of pressure to catch Joker.
119 00:09:46,653 00:09:48,888 Yeah, among others. Yeah, among others.
120 00:09:48,955 00:09:52,859 Well, Ethan, you're not the only crime fighter in Gotham. Well, Ethan, you're not the only crime fighter in Gotham.
121 00:09:54,427 00:09:56,896 I mean, uh, w-what about your partner? I mean, uh, w-what about your partner?
122 00:09:56,997 00:09:58,965 Well, Yin? She's cool. Well, Yin? She's cool.
123 00:09:59,065 00:10:00,433 I mean, she's on top of things, I mean, she's on top of things,
124 00:10:00,533 00:10:02,936 good cop, my closest friend, probably, good cop, my closest friend, probably,
125 00:10:03,003 00:10:05,105 I mean [nervous laugh] besides you, of course. I mean [nervous laugh] besides you, of course.
126 00:10:05,171 00:10:07,240 I mean, we should all have coffee sometime. I mean, we should all have coffee sometime.
127 00:10:07,307 00:10:10,310 Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea. Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea.
128 00:10:10,410 00:10:12,212 Hey, don't let Yin scare you off. Hey, don't let Yin scare you off.
129 00:10:12,312 00:10:14,447 She only has it out for the Batman. She only has it out for the Batman.
130 00:10:15,815 00:10:17,150 Listen, Ethan, I... Listen, Ethan, I...
131 00:10:17,217 00:10:18,718 [cell phone rings] [cell phone rings]
132 00:10:18,867 00:10:21,036 - Just a second. - Uh, yeah. Me too. - Just a second. - Uh, yeah. Me too.
133 00:10:21,354 00:10:23,323 [Batwave beeping] [Batwave beeping]
134 00:10:24,324 00:10:25,825 - Bennett. - It's Yin. - Bennett. - It's Yin.
135 00:10:25,892 00:10:27,260 Yin [on phone]: We have a Joker sighting. Yin [on phone]: We have a Joker sighting.
136 00:10:27,360 00:10:29,195 The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd. The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd.
137 00:10:29,262 00:10:31,564 I'm across town, but on my way. I'm across town, but on my way.
138 00:10:31,631 00:10:33,433 Hey, Bruce, gotta jet. Hey, Bruce, gotta jet.
139 00:10:34,367 00:10:36,236 Hey, wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? Hey, wasn't there something you wanted to tell me?
140 00:10:36,336 00:10:37,737 It'll keep. It'll keep.
141 00:10:41,074 00:10:42,542 It'll have to keep. It'll have to keep.
142 00:10:49,215 00:10:51,017 [engine revving] [engine revving]
143 00:10:59,726 00:11:01,795 [muffled grunting] [muffled grunting]
144 00:11:02,195 00:11:04,297 Ha ha hee ha! Ha ha hee ha!
145 00:11:04,497 00:11:06,232 Hmm. Ha Ha. Hmm. Ha Ha.
146 00:11:07,634 00:11:11,304 Such a winning solid gold smile, mon frere. Such a winning solid gold smile, mon frere.
147 00:11:13,306 00:11:16,009 A shame about your ugly stepsister. A shame about your ugly stepsister.
148 00:11:17,877 00:11:21,781 Turn that frown upside-down. Ha ha ha ha! Turn that frown upside-down. Ha ha ha ha!
149 00:11:22,582 00:11:23,750 Whoops. Whoops.
150 00:11:23,917 00:11:25,952 Yeah. Whoops. Yeah. Whoops.
151 00:11:26,186 00:11:28,321 I hope this means your chief finally figured out I hope this means your chief finally figured out
152 00:11:28,388 00:11:30,457 I'm a greater menace than the Batman. I'm a greater menace than the Batman.
153 00:11:30,523 00:11:32,358 Oh, by the way, detective, Oh, by the way, detective,
154 00:11:32,459 00:11:35,562 have you met my colleagues Judy and Punch? have you met my colleagues Judy and Punch?
155 00:11:37,831 00:11:39,566 [siren blaring] [siren blaring]
156 00:11:44,237 00:11:47,974 This one's worthless now, and its partner's gone. This one's worthless now, and its partner's gone.
157 00:11:48,041 00:11:49,242 Not for long. Not for long.
158 00:11:49,342 00:11:51,544 I just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit. I just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit.
159 00:12:06,759 00:12:08,495 Sawdust. Sawdust.
160 00:12:08,828 00:12:10,730 Flecked with blue? Flecked with blue?
161 00:12:19,472 00:12:22,208 Joker: All good things must come to an end. Joker: All good things must come to an end.
162 00:12:22,275 00:12:26,346 Including my last batch of Joker Putty. Including my last batch of Joker Putty.
163 00:12:27,680 00:12:29,883 Bennett: The chief has a zero-tolerance policy Bennett: The chief has a zero-tolerance policy
164 00:12:29,983 00:12:31,951 just for creeps like you, Joker. just for creeps like you, Joker.
165 00:12:32,552 00:12:34,454 He'll never pay ransom for me. He'll never pay ransom for me.
166 00:12:34,521 00:12:37,557 I don't need ransom, handsome. I don't need ransom, handsome.
167 00:12:37,657 00:12:40,093 Gotham is putty in my hands. Gotham is putty in my hands.
168 00:12:40,160 00:12:42,896 I take what I want when I want. I take what I want when I want.
169 00:12:42,962 00:12:45,431 I'm simply out to prove to your beefy chiefy I'm simply out to prove to your beefy chiefy
170 00:12:45,532 00:12:49,235 once and for all that Joker is the master of menace once and for all that Joker is the master of menace
171 00:12:49,302 00:12:51,905 by breaking one of Gotham's finest. by breaking one of Gotham's finest.
172 00:12:52,071 00:12:54,107 I won't break your bones, detective. I won't break your bones, detective.
173 00:12:54,207 00:12:56,917 I'm going to... snap your twig. I'm going to... snap your twig.
174 00:13:04,584 00:13:07,353 When Joker's through clowning with you... When Joker's through clowning with you...
175 00:13:07,420 00:13:11,024 ...you won't know where to find your mind! ...you won't know where to find your mind!
176 00:13:11,157 00:13:13,459 Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
177 00:13:19,933 00:13:22,902 Alfred: Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally? Alfred: Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally?
178 00:13:23,036 00:13:24,337 Not yet. Not yet.
179 00:13:24,404 00:13:26,773 These blue specks... These blue specks...
180 00:13:27,207 00:13:30,677 Traces of stale sugar on this sawdust. Traces of stale sugar on this sawdust.
181 00:13:31,477 00:13:32,879 Cotton candy. Cotton candy.
182 00:13:32,979 00:13:34,280 Alfred: Sir? Alfred: Sir?
183 00:13:34,380 00:13:36,082 [engine revving] [engine revving]
184 00:13:48,461 00:13:50,063 [groaning] [groaning]
185 00:13:50,230 00:13:51,464 Aah! Aah!
186 00:13:51,531 00:13:55,201 Joker: A very thin line separates normality Joker: A very thin line separates normality
187 00:13:55,401 00:13:57,470 from insanity! from insanity!
188 00:14:00,448 00:14:03,076 Rojas: He made you look like clowns! Rojas: He made you look like clowns!
189 00:14:04,677 00:14:06,846 Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee!
190 00:14:07,981 00:14:10,683 Batman: Detective, we're on the same side. Batman: Detective, we're on the same side.
191 00:14:12,185 00:14:14,687 Rojas: And you can kiss your badge goodbye. Rojas: And you can kiss your badge goodbye.
192 00:14:15,755 00:14:18,691 Joker: Life brings thousands of tiny torments Joker: Life brings thousands of tiny torments
193 00:14:18,791 00:14:22,061 in all shapes, sizes, and flavors. in all shapes, sizes, and flavors.
194 00:14:22,695 00:14:25,265 Wouldn't you say, detective? Wouldn't you say, detective?
195 00:14:26,099 00:14:28,434 [whimpering] Chief... [whimpering] Chief...
196 00:14:28,635 00:14:29,936 ...back off! ...back off!
197 00:14:31,704 00:14:33,106 Bennett. Bennett.
198 00:14:33,373 00:14:35,341 It's not my fault, chief. It's not my fault, chief.
199 00:14:35,775 00:14:36,809 No... No...
200 00:14:36,876 00:14:39,579 Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh? Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh?
201 00:14:39,646 00:14:41,781 Hee hee hee. Well, who doesn't? Hee hee hee. Well, who doesn't?
202 00:14:41,848 00:14:44,284 Bosses make terrific tormentors. Bosses make terrific tormentors.
203 00:14:44,384 00:14:46,452 Tote that barge! Lift that bale! Tote that barge! Lift that bale!
204 00:14:46,552 00:14:49,389 Rewrite that script! Sort that mail! Rewrite that script! Sort that mail!
205 00:14:49,555 00:14:53,226 All it takes is one too many orders to make the cuckoo call. All it takes is one too many orders to make the cuckoo call.
206 00:14:56,896 00:15:00,300 All it takes is one rotten day All it takes is one rotten day
207 00:15:00,466 00:15:04,537 to transform a normal man into a monster! to transform a normal man into a monster!
208 00:15:05,838 00:15:09,075 Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath. Well, in my case, a rotten day and a chemical bath.
209 00:15:09,142 00:15:11,377 [evil laughter] [evil laughter]
210 00:15:23,923 00:15:27,193 So the giraffe turns to the police chief and says, So the giraffe turns to the police chief and says,
211 00:15:27,293 00:15:30,330 "The last thing I saw was that screw-loose detective "The last thing I saw was that screw-loose detective
212 00:15:30,396 00:15:33,800 trying to pick the nuts out of the fruitcake." trying to pick the nuts out of the fruitcake."
213 00:15:33,900 00:15:35,968 [laughing] [laughing]
214 00:15:36,102 00:15:38,004 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
215 00:15:38,071 00:15:39,839 Nuts out of a fruitcake. Nuts out of a fruitcake.
216 00:15:39,939 00:15:41,641 [laughing] [laughing]
217 00:15:44,344 00:15:47,714 Ah, detective, my therapy worked. Ah, detective, my therapy worked.
218 00:15:47,914 00:15:52,418 It seems you and I finally share the same sense of humor. It seems you and I finally share the same sense of humor.
219 00:15:54,053 00:15:55,988 Ellen: Don't fool yourself, Joker. Ellen: Don't fool yourself, Joker.
220 00:15:56,089 00:15:57,957 Bennett plays for my team. Bennett plays for my team.
221 00:15:59,641 00:16:00,860 Yin. Yin.
222 00:16:00,927 00:16:02,962 The Yin to his Yang. The Yin to his Yang.
223 00:16:03,062 00:16:05,998 Drop it or laughing boy gets it! Drop it or laughing boy gets it!
224 00:16:06,199 00:16:09,702 You don't know what this stuff does to humans. You don't know what this stuff does to humans.
225 00:16:15,041 00:16:16,909 For that matter, neither do I. For that matter, neither do I.
226 00:16:17,009 00:16:18,678 Let's find out. Let's find out.
227 00:16:18,745 00:16:20,113 No! No!
228 00:16:21,614 00:16:22,915 [shatters] [shatters]
229 00:16:24,684 00:16:26,886 Now we'll never know. Now we'll never know.
230 00:16:29,422 00:16:30,990 [laughing] [laughing]
231 00:16:33,760 00:16:35,361 [coughing] [coughing]
232 00:16:35,728 00:16:37,764 Bennett, you alright? Bennett, you alright?
233 00:16:37,797 00:16:40,366 Yeah. Go. Get Joker. Yeah. Go. Get Joker.
234 00:16:45,304 00:16:47,240 [laughing] [laughing]
235 00:16:53,212 00:16:54,614 Aah! Aah!
236 00:17:00,453 00:17:02,855 Hee hee hee hee! Ah ha ha ha! Hee hee hee hee! Ah ha ha ha!
237 00:17:04,023 00:17:05,658 Ha ha! Ha ha!
238 00:17:16,169 00:17:18,004 [Joker laughing] [Joker laughing]
239 00:17:21,908 00:17:23,643 You think this is confusing? You think this is confusing?
240 00:17:23,743 00:17:26,136 Try living inside my head. Try living inside my head.
241 00:17:26,207 00:17:27,875 [laughing] [laughing]
242 00:17:30,483 00:17:32,785 Through the looking glass, Batsy, Through the looking glass, Batsy,
243 00:17:32,852 00:17:35,054 where comedy is tragedy, where comedy is tragedy,
244 00:17:35,154 00:17:38,090 down is up, black is white-- down is up, black is white--
245 00:17:39,459 00:17:41,194 You're out of luck! You're out of luck!
246 00:17:41,327 00:17:42,829 [grunting] [grunting]
247 00:17:51,470 00:17:53,206 [laughing] [laughing]
248 00:17:55,274 00:17:57,343 [laughing] [laughing]
249 00:18:00,046 00:18:02,415 - Uh-oh. - Say cheese. - Uh-oh. - Say cheese.
250 00:18:09,956 00:18:11,724 The tragedy... The tragedy...
251 00:18:11,791 00:18:13,526 [groans] [groans]
252 00:18:13,726 00:18:15,061 Ellen: Hold it. Ellen: Hold it.
253 00:18:17,163 00:18:19,799 There's nowhere to go, Batman. There's nowhere to go, Batman.
254 00:18:26,272 00:18:27,640 [sighs] [sighs]
255 00:18:31,210 00:18:33,279 Go. You saved my partner's life. Go. You saved my partner's life.
256 00:18:33,379 00:18:36,549 This is the repayment of that debt. A one-time deal. This is the repayment of that debt. A one-time deal.
257 00:18:36,649 00:18:40,186 The next time we meet, Batman, the mask comes off. The next time we meet, Batman, the mask comes off.
258 00:18:49,095 00:18:50,796 [siren blaring] [siren blaring]
259 00:18:52,131 00:18:55,167 Have a rotten day, detective. Have a rotten day, detective.
260 00:18:56,335 00:18:58,170 [coughing] [coughing]
261 00:18:58,404 00:19:01,007 Kudos to my department for capturing Joker. Kudos to my department for capturing Joker.
262 00:19:01,073 00:19:03,676 Without the Batman's help, I might add. Without the Batman's help, I might add.
263 00:19:03,776 00:19:06,045 [coughing] You gotta be kidding me. [coughing] You gotta be kidding me.
264 00:19:06,112 00:19:08,381 We're playing cleanup, like always. We're playing cleanup, like always.
265 00:19:08,514 00:19:10,449 The Batman saved my butt tonight. The Batman saved my butt tonight.
266 00:19:10,516 00:19:11,551 [coughing] [coughing]
267 00:19:11,617 00:19:13,185 Chief, did the Batman catch Joker? Chief, did the Batman catch Joker?
268 00:19:13,252 00:19:15,588 There will be no further comment. No comment. There will be no further comment. No comment.
269 00:19:17,256 00:19:19,258 Are you out of your mind, Bennett? Are you out of your mind, Bennett?
270 00:19:19,358 00:19:21,427 I suppose you let the Bat waltz out of here too. I suppose you let the Bat waltz out of here too.
271 00:19:21,527 00:19:23,262 Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I-- Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I--
272 00:19:23,362 00:19:25,932 I don't want to hear it, Yin. I warned you, Bennett. I don't want to hear it, Yin. I warned you, Bennett.
273 00:19:25,998 00:19:27,600 You're suspended! You're suspended!
274 00:19:27,733 00:19:30,269 - Chief, you got it all-- - It's alright, Yin. - Chief, you got it all-- - It's alright, Yin.
275 00:19:30,436 00:19:32,672 I'm not so sure the badge suits me anymore. I'm not so sure the badge suits me anymore.
276 00:19:34,340 00:19:35,975 [coughing] [coughing]
277 00:19:42,882 00:19:44,617 [telephone rings] [telephone rings]
278 00:19:49,021 00:19:50,790 [coughing] [coughing]
279 00:19:50,856 00:19:52,224 Bennett. Bennett.
280 00:19:52,692 00:19:56,228 Ethan, it's Bruce. You sound sick. Ethan, it's Bruce. You sound sick.
281 00:19:56,329 00:19:58,464 Bennett: Yeah. Rough night, Bruce. Bennett: Yeah. Rough night, Bruce.
282 00:19:58,564 00:20:01,367 I-I may be... going through some changes. I-I may be... going through some changes.
283 00:20:01,467 00:20:02,768 Tell you all about it tomorrow. Tell you all about it tomorrow.
284 00:20:02,835 00:20:04,804 - Over coffee? - Nah. - Over coffee? - Nah.
285 00:20:04,837 00:20:07,139 Let's shoot some hoops at the old gym. Let's shoot some hoops at the old gym.
286 00:20:07,340 00:20:08,741 [coughing] [coughing]
287 00:20:08,841 00:20:10,509 I need to blow off some steam. I need to blow off some steam.
288 00:20:10,643 00:20:13,312 Hey, what was it you wanted to tell me today? Hey, what was it you wanted to tell me today?
289 00:20:13,379 00:20:15,648 Tomorrow. Over hoops. Tomorrow. Over hoops.
290 00:20:15,748 00:20:17,016 Deal. Deal.
291 00:20:17,083 00:20:18,517 [coughing] [coughing]
292 00:20:34,900 00:20:36,402 [gasps] [gasps]
293 00:20:46,879 00:20:49,015 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
294 00:21:08,501 00:21:10,770 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪