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1 00:00:17,050 00:00:19,386 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
2 00:00:26,348 00:00:28,829 Yes, my pretties. Yes, my pretties.
3 00:00:28,929 00:00:31,198 Show me the money! Show me the money!
4 00:00:31,265 00:00:34,201 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
5 00:00:34,435 00:00:36,136 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
6 00:00:43,010 00:00:45,712 Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin. Sorry to rain on your parade, Penguin.
7 00:00:46,280 00:00:50,017 Heh. I'm always prepared for inclement weather. Heh. I'm always prepared for inclement weather.
8 00:00:57,624 00:01:00,427 Chop-chop, Batman. Waah! Chop-chop, Batman. Waah!
9 00:01:18,645 00:01:23,617 A bat without wings? Heh heh heh heh. A bat without wings? Heh heh heh heh.
10 00:01:44,471 00:01:48,275 Oh! Ow! Whoa! Aah! Uhn! Oh! Ow! Whoa! Aah! Uhn!
11 00:01:48,375 00:01:49,676 [can tinkles] [can tinkles]
12 00:01:49,810 00:01:51,745 [groans] [groans]
13 00:01:52,546 00:01:55,048 Yeech. What? Yeech. What?
14 00:01:56,483 00:01:58,819 Back to your cage, Penguin. Back to your cage, Penguin.
15 00:01:59,086 00:02:01,989 Not before we rattle yours. Not before we rattle yours.
16 00:02:02,422 00:02:03,790 "We"? "We"?
17 00:02:07,027 00:02:08,362 Unh. Unh.
18 00:02:09,229 00:02:11,498 [car engine starts] [car engine starts]
19 00:02:12,199 00:02:14,301 Penguin: Heh heh heh heh. Penguin: Heh heh heh heh.
20 00:02:20,974 00:02:23,110 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
21 00:03:06,687 00:03:08,922 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪
22 00:03:29,710 00:03:35,082 For once, I have got to pull a job some place that Batman isn't. For once, I have got to pull a job some place that Batman isn't.
23 00:03:35,482 00:03:37,751 Huh? Stop the car! Huh? Stop the car!
24 00:03:37,818 00:03:39,186 [tires screech] [tires screech]
25 00:03:39,252 00:03:41,355 Woman: He's known by many labels. Woman: He's known by many labels.
26 00:03:41,488 00:03:44,558 Billionaire, philanthropist, socialite. Billionaire, philanthropist, socialite.
27 00:03:44,625 00:03:47,461 But who is the real Bruce Wayne? But who is the real Bruce Wayne?
28 00:03:47,561 00:03:49,262 You. You.
29 00:03:50,030 00:03:52,899 Despite a larger-than-life public persona, Despite a larger-than-life public persona,
30 00:03:53,033 00:03:57,004 Bruce Wayne has privately managed to remain... a mystery. Bruce Wayne has privately managed to remain... a mystery.
31 00:03:57,104 00:03:58,271 Baah! Baah!
32 00:03:58,372 00:03:59,940 Join me, Melanie Bramwell, Join me, Melanie Bramwell,
33 00:04:00,007 00:04:01,742 for the first-ever in-depth interview for the first-ever in-depth interview
34 00:04:01,875 00:04:03,877 with Gotham's most-eligible bachelor with Gotham's most-eligible bachelor
35 00:04:03,944 00:04:07,014 next Tuesday at 9:00 on A Day in the Life. next Tuesday at 9:00 on A Day in the Life.
36 00:04:07,114 00:04:08,815 [glass shatters] [glass shatters]
37 00:04:08,915 00:04:10,217 [beeps] [beeps]
38 00:04:10,283 00:04:14,688 If there's anyone I despise more than the Batman, If there's anyone I despise more than the Batman,
39 00:04:14,855 00:04:16,423 it's Wayne! it's Wayne!
40 00:04:16,490 00:04:19,693 He's got looks and money. He's got looks and money.
41 00:04:23,997 00:04:26,600 Yes, money. Yes, money.
42 00:04:26,833 00:04:30,003 Wayne's money. Wayne's money.
43 00:04:48,922 00:04:50,924 Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce. Oh, it's about time, Master Bruce.
44 00:04:51,024 00:04:53,260 The television people will be here any moment. The television people will be here any moment.
45 00:04:53,360 00:04:55,529 You sure I have to go through with this, Alfred? You sure I have to go through with this, Alfred?
46 00:04:55,595 00:04:57,698 Need I remind you, it's vitally important Need I remind you, it's vitally important
47 00:04:57,798 00:05:00,300 that you cultivate your public image. [timer dings] that you cultivate your public image. [timer dings]
48 00:05:00,500 00:05:02,903 But Melanie Bramwell has a reputation But Melanie Bramwell has a reputation
49 00:05:02,969 00:05:05,605 for making private lives a little too public. for making private lives a little too public.
50 00:05:05,806 00:05:07,741 I could be flirting with disaster. I could be flirting with disaster.
51 00:05:07,908 00:05:09,409 Yes, well, unfortunately, Yes, well, unfortunately,
52 00:05:09,509 00:05:11,978 avoiding the press only piques their curiosity. avoiding the press only piques their curiosity.
53 00:05:12,045 00:05:15,849 Oh, fine. When is this thing supposed to start? Oh, fine. When is this thing supposed to start?
54 00:05:15,982 00:05:17,517 [doorbell rings] [doorbell rings]
55 00:05:17,718 00:05:21,788 A day in the life... from breakfast to bedtime. A day in the life... from breakfast to bedtime.
56 00:05:24,458 00:05:29,596 Heh. You... are gonna edit this part out right? Heh. You... are gonna edit this part out right?
57 00:05:29,730 00:05:31,264 Don't count on it. Don't count on it.
58 00:05:31,331 00:05:34,701 I pride myself on catching my subjects off-guard. I pride myself on catching my subjects off-guard.
59 00:05:34,801 00:05:36,002 After all, After all,
60 00:05:36,069 00:05:38,772 I'm here to get to know the real Bruce Wayne. I'm here to get to know the real Bruce Wayne.
61 00:05:39,139 00:05:41,074 Nice digs. Nice digs.
62 00:05:41,141 00:05:42,275 Roomy. Roomy.
63 00:05:42,342 00:05:44,311 Well, wait till you see my office. Well, wait till you see my office.
64 00:05:44,377 00:05:46,379 I'll show you the rest of the mansion after dinner. I'll show you the rest of the mansion after dinner.
65 00:05:46,446 00:05:48,982 To Wayne Industries, then. To Wayne Industries, then.
66 00:05:51,651 00:05:53,820 [thunder] [thunder]
67 00:05:59,693 00:06:01,161 [doorbell rings] [doorbell rings]
68 00:06:01,495 00:06:03,497 Ach, it's hours until dinnertime. Ach, it's hours until dinnertime.
69 00:06:05,132 00:06:07,167 Coming! Coming. Coming! Coming.
70 00:06:07,934 00:06:10,203 Back so... soon? Back so... soon?
71 00:06:10,470 00:06:14,875 Longtime no see, Jeeves. Longtime no see, Jeeves.
72 00:06:17,477 00:06:18,745 Blast. Blast.
73 00:06:29,222 00:06:31,691 Ooh, it's getting dark. Ooh, it's getting dark.
74 00:06:31,792 00:06:34,361 Good thing I brought my evening jacket. Good thing I brought my evening jacket.
75 00:06:34,461 00:06:37,731 And since my little birdies cut phone and power, And since my little birdies cut phone and power,
76 00:06:37,798 00:06:41,868 we won't have any interruptions while we catch up, old chum. we won't have any interruptions while we catch up, old chum.
77 00:06:43,370 00:06:44,704 Heh... Heh...
78 00:06:46,006 00:06:49,442 Now, where is old Brucie? Now, where is old Brucie?
79 00:06:51,111 00:06:55,682 Master Bruce is in the city on very important business. Master Bruce is in the city on very important business.
80 00:06:56,650 00:06:59,319 Ja, runway for us, Bruce. Ja, runway for us, Bruce.
81 00:07:00,320 00:07:04,124 You see, bold colors project such an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne. You see, bold colors project such an aura of confidence for Mr. Wayne.
82 00:07:04,224 00:07:07,327 Wish I had a personal stylist. Wish I had a personal stylist.
83 00:07:08,762 00:07:11,832 Then while we await Brucie's return, Then while we await Brucie's return,
84 00:07:11,932 00:07:15,802 you and I are gonna have some fun. you and I are gonna have some fun.
85 00:07:22,142 00:07:26,246 Ah-eee! Heh heh heh. Ah-eee! Heh heh heh.
86 00:07:35,255 00:07:38,091 [hums] [hums]
87 00:07:43,697 00:07:46,800 I must insist that you leave the premises at once. I must insist that you leave the premises at once.
88 00:07:46,933 00:07:50,370 Without settling scores with Wayne? Without settling scores with Wayne?
89 00:07:50,904 00:07:52,372 Nah! Nah!
90 00:07:53,540 00:07:56,710 Bulls-eye! I mean, bird's-eye. Bulls-eye! I mean, bird's-eye.
91 00:07:56,810 00:07:58,778 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
92 00:07:59,012 00:08:01,715 But what has Master Bruce ever done to you? But what has Master Bruce ever done to you?
93 00:08:03,884 00:08:05,952 [thunder] [thunder]
94 00:08:06,720 00:08:08,955 Oh, nothing, nothing, really, Oh, nothing, nothing, really,
95 00:08:09,122 00:08:13,293 except own everything that should rightfully belong to me! except own everything that should rightfully belong to me!
96 00:08:13,393 00:08:15,929 I am from noble blood. I am from noble blood.
97 00:08:15,996 00:08:20,166 The Cobblepots were once the toast of society! The Cobblepots were once the toast of society!
98 00:08:20,233 00:08:24,004 I am a Cobblepot! I am a Cobblepot!
99 00:08:24,638 00:08:25,572 [timer dings] [timer dings]
100 00:08:25,672 00:08:28,808 Huh? [sniffs] Eh, what's cooking? Huh? [sniffs] Eh, what's cooking?
101 00:08:37,751 00:08:40,287 Ooh, now we're talkin'. Ooh, now we're talkin'.
102 00:08:40,387 00:08:45,492 The perfect crime -- dinner and a burglary. The perfect crime -- dinner and a burglary.
103 00:08:47,661 00:08:49,362 [thunder] [thunder]
104 00:08:49,629 00:08:51,464 [strains] [strains]
105 00:08:56,836 00:08:58,305 [cell phone ringing] [cell phone ringing]
106 00:08:58,405 00:09:01,107 Penguin: Oh, Jeevesie. Penguin: Oh, Jeevesie.
107 00:09:01,408 00:09:03,476 [thunder] [thunder]
108 00:09:04,044 00:09:06,513 Your roast is overcooked. Your roast is overcooked.
109 00:09:15,689 00:09:17,257 [belches] [belches]
110 00:09:17,490 00:09:19,392 What you got there, Jeeves? What you got there, Jeeves?
111 00:09:19,492 00:09:21,261 What? Nothing? What? Nothing?
112 00:09:22,095 00:09:25,131 Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh? Giving old Brucie a jingle, huh?
113 00:09:25,465 00:09:26,800 Good idea. Good idea.
114 00:09:26,900 00:09:28,501 [redials] [redials]
115 00:09:28,802 00:09:31,338 Wayne Industries contains over a dozen separate divisions, Wayne Industries contains over a dozen separate divisions,
116 00:09:31,404 00:09:34,841 including electronics, engineering, and biomedical research. including electronics, engineering, and biomedical research.
117 00:09:34,908 00:09:36,676 And it's all cutting-edge. And it's all cutting-edge.
118 00:09:36,743 00:09:39,746 Melanie: And it's all yours at the ripe old age of 26. Melanie: And it's all yours at the ripe old age of 26.
119 00:09:39,813 00:09:41,414 [rings] [rings]
120 00:09:41,481 00:09:44,050 Oh, would you excuse me for a moment? Oh, would you excuse me for a moment?
121 00:09:44,117 00:09:45,352 Wayne. Wayne.
122 00:09:45,452 00:09:47,220 Penguin: Heh heh heh heh heh. Penguin: Heh heh heh heh heh.
123 00:09:47,454 00:09:50,223 Guess who, Brucie! Guess who, Brucie!
124 00:09:50,523 00:09:51,858 Sheila. Sheila.
125 00:09:51,992 00:09:54,728 Huh? No, it's Penguin. Huh? No, it's Penguin.
126 00:09:55,295 00:09:57,897 Is this 555-43... Is this 555-43...
127 00:09:57,964 00:09:59,632 Oh, of course I remember. Oh, of course I remember.
128 00:09:59,733 00:10:02,202 Bruce Wayne never forgets a pretty voice. Bruce Wayne never forgets a pretty voice.
129 00:10:02,435 00:10:04,804 I'm home with Jeeves, I'm home with Jeeves,
130 00:10:04,971 00:10:10,010 and he wanted me to tell you dinner's getting cold. and he wanted me to tell you dinner's getting cold.
131 00:10:10,276 00:10:13,046 For you, sugar, I'd drop anything. For you, sugar, I'd drop anything.
132 00:10:13,213 00:10:14,814 And no police, And no police,
133 00:10:14,881 00:10:17,584 or the butler gets it. Get it? or the butler gets it. Get it?
134 00:10:18,385 00:10:19,719 [disconnects] [disconnects]
135 00:10:20,687 00:10:24,190 That's a rap. I, uh, have a friend in need. That's a rap. I, uh, have a friend in need.
136 00:10:24,357 00:10:27,227 No problem. The camera loves drama. No problem. The camera loves drama.
137 00:10:27,327 00:10:32,032 Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going, cameras are strictly off-limits. Sorry, Mel. Where I'm going, cameras are strictly off-limits.
138 00:10:33,199 00:10:35,101 What now? [elevator dings] What now? [elevator dings]
139 00:10:35,969 00:10:37,470 Dinner. Dinner.
140 00:10:52,585 00:10:55,722 Top floor -- ugly furniture, tacky artwork, Top floor -- ugly furniture, tacky artwork,
141 00:10:55,789 00:10:57,757 bad feng shui. bad feng shui.
142 00:10:57,824 00:11:01,928 Time to redecorate the bachelor pad. Time to redecorate the bachelor pad.
143 00:11:02,095 00:11:03,863 Waah! Oh. Waah! Oh.
144 00:11:03,930 00:11:05,465 Huh? Whazzat? Huh? Whazzat?
145 00:11:06,099 00:11:07,867 [thunder] [thunder]
146 00:11:09,202 00:11:11,471 I say, it's the Batman. I say, it's the Batman.
147 00:11:11,671 00:11:14,340 What? How'd you find me this time? What? How'd you find me this time?
148 00:11:14,541 00:11:16,443 It's what I do. It's what I do.
149 00:11:16,709 00:11:18,144 Grr... Grr...
150 00:11:19,145 00:11:23,917 Hello? Anyone home? Hello? Hello? Anyone home? Hello?
151 00:11:24,751 00:11:26,653 Your power's out. Your power's out.
152 00:11:27,187 00:11:29,823 [swordplay and fighting] [swordplay and fighting]
153 00:11:49,576 00:11:51,578 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
154 00:12:00,220 00:12:02,088 Alfred, is that you? Alfred, is that you?
155 00:12:02,155 00:12:04,357 [The Batman and Penguin exchanging blows] [The Batman and Penguin exchanging blows]
156 00:12:05,258 00:12:06,559 Melanie: Batman. Melanie: Batman.
157 00:12:06,726 00:12:08,728 Go, before you get hurt. Go, before you get hurt.
158 00:12:18,271 00:12:19,806 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
159 00:12:20,039 00:12:23,576 Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
160 00:12:24,711 00:12:28,581 Well, now, what have we here? Well, now, what have we here?
161 00:12:34,420 00:12:36,656 Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin. Don't harm us, Mr. Penguin.
162 00:12:37,157 00:12:41,327 Oh, you're that reporter from TV. Oh, you're that reporter from TV.
163 00:12:43,062 00:12:44,631 So where's Wayne? So where's Wayne?
164 00:12:44,797 00:12:47,167 I'm beginning to wonder myself. I'm beginning to wonder myself.
165 00:12:47,267 00:12:48,535 Well, forget him! Well, forget him!
166 00:12:48,601 00:12:50,937 Penguin's your star now. Penguin's your star now.
167 00:12:51,037 00:12:53,573 I'll give you an exclusive I'll give you an exclusive
168 00:12:53,907 00:12:55,942 right over here. right over here.
169 00:12:57,477 00:13:01,614 The true identity of the Batman. The true identity of the Batman.
170 00:13:05,118 00:13:06,119 [gasps] [gasps]
171 00:13:06,219 00:13:09,556 Get ready for your close-up. Get ready for your close-up.
172 00:13:18,364 00:13:20,233 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
173 00:13:20,300 00:13:23,369 Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat. Mr. Freeze couldn't bring the heat.
174 00:13:23,436 00:13:26,739 Catwoman needed sharper claws. Catwoman needed sharper claws.
175 00:13:26,873 00:13:29,776 Not even that screw-loose Joker Not even that screw-loose Joker
176 00:13:29,842 00:13:32,645 could pull off what I'm about to. could pull off what I'm about to.
177 00:13:34,380 00:13:36,849 The cowl of the Bat. The cowl of the Bat.
178 00:13:37,650 00:13:42,188 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bac-key. Wakey-wakey, eggs and bac-key.
179 00:13:43,056 00:13:45,258 Ladies and gentlemen, Ladies and gentlemen,
180 00:13:45,358 00:13:50,496 I give you the man beneath the bat. I give you the man beneath the bat.
181 00:13:53,800 00:13:55,802 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
182 00:13:59,138 00:14:01,741 That's for ruining my roast. That's for ruining my roast.
183 00:14:02,141 00:14:03,343 Uhh. Uhh.
184 00:14:04,777 00:14:08,414 Wha-- oh, you'll pay for that, old man. Wha-- oh, you'll pay for that, old man.
185 00:14:12,285 00:14:13,853 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
186 00:14:20,893 00:14:22,061 Huh? Huh?
187 00:14:23,696 00:14:25,031 Arrghh! Arrghh!
188 00:14:29,269 00:14:30,603 Rematch. Rematch.
189 00:14:32,171 00:14:34,641 Round 2, then. Round 2, then.
190 00:14:35,008 00:14:37,577 Make him a bat fillet. Make him a bat fillet.
191 00:14:46,552 00:14:48,354 [gasps] Oh, the tape. [gasps] Oh, the tape.
192 00:14:49,756 00:14:51,991 I've got it. Oopsy. I've got it. Oopsy.
193 00:14:53,493 00:14:54,794 No! No!
194 00:14:57,497 00:14:58,931 Clumsy me. Clumsy me.
195 00:14:58,998 00:15:00,833 Quick, load another one. Quick, load another one.
196 00:15:04,704 00:15:06,572 Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
197 00:15:32,498 00:15:34,434 Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.
198 00:15:34,634 00:15:36,002 Huh? Huh?
199 00:15:42,375 00:15:44,477 I can't get a break here. I can't get a break here.
200 00:15:50,717 00:15:53,086 Hurry. We're missing everything. Hurry. We're missing everything.
201 00:16:11,003 00:16:12,205 Uhh! Uhh!
202 00:16:30,456 00:16:32,959 You should learn to play nice, Penguin. You should learn to play nice, Penguin.
203 00:16:33,059 00:16:35,962 Why? I hate your guts. Why? I hate your guts.
204 00:16:37,997 00:16:42,468 Tweet-tweet. Fresh bat, my pretties. Tweet-tweet. Fresh bat, my pretties.
205 00:16:42,902 00:16:44,971 [birds squawk] [birds squawk]
206 00:16:53,312 00:16:56,416 We'll win the Pulitzer prize for this. We'll win the Pulitzer prize for this.
207 00:16:58,985 00:17:01,888 I love the four seasons, Batman, I love the four seasons, Batman,
208 00:17:01,954 00:17:03,856 especially fall! especially fall!
209 00:17:09,529 00:17:10,763 Brawk! Brawk!
210 00:17:12,231 00:17:13,599 Yaah! Yaah!
211 00:17:15,668 00:17:17,336 Aah! Aah!
212 00:17:20,072 00:17:21,340 Unh! Unh!
213 00:17:21,441 00:17:23,176 [whimpers] [whimpers]
214 00:17:28,047 00:17:29,982 You're all wet. You're all wet.
215 00:17:33,886 00:17:34,987 Get it all? Get it all?
216 00:17:35,054 00:17:37,723 I hope so. It's a dark night. I hope so. It's a dark night.
217 00:17:38,858 00:17:43,896 The Dark Knight. Now, that has a ring to it. The Dark Knight. Now, that has a ring to it.
218 00:17:52,738 00:17:55,975 Mel? What are you... What's going on here? Mel? What are you... What's going on here?
219 00:17:56,075 00:17:58,544 A long story. The Batman just... A long story. The Batman just...
220 00:18:01,514 00:18:02,782 What? What?
221 00:18:03,082 00:18:04,851 Funny how you and the Batman Funny how you and the Batman
222 00:18:04,951 00:18:07,920 have never been the same place at the same time tonight. have never been the same place at the same time tonight.
223 00:18:08,187 00:18:10,490 Look, right there. Look, right there.
224 00:18:10,556 00:18:13,493 It's the, uh, Dark Knight. It's the, uh, Dark Knight.
225 00:18:35,915 00:18:37,950 [sirens blare] [sirens blare]
226 00:18:43,789 00:18:45,858 Well, excitement's over. Well, excitement's over.
227 00:18:47,059 00:18:49,095 Shall we finish that interview? Shall we finish that interview?
228 00:18:49,195 00:18:53,032 Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go with a different subject. Thanks, Bruce, but I've decided to go with a different subject.
229 00:18:53,633 00:18:57,904 There seems to be more to Penguin than meets the eye. There seems to be more to Penguin than meets the eye.
230 00:18:58,471 00:19:03,543 Looks like I stole one thing from you after all, Brucie. Looks like I stole one thing from you after all, Brucie.
231 00:19:03,809 00:19:07,380 The spotlight. Heh heh heh heh heh. The spotlight. Heh heh heh heh heh.
232 00:19:07,446 00:19:09,515 Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
233 00:19:09,715 00:19:12,018 Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh heh.
234 00:19:12,885 00:19:15,154 [sirens blare] [sirens blare]
235 00:19:17,223 00:19:18,891 C'est la vie. C'est la vie.
236 00:19:28,935 00:19:31,571 Now, didn't I tell you? Now, didn't I tell you?
237 00:19:33,706 00:19:37,443 Oh, I know, I know. Flirting with disaster. Oh, I know, I know. Flirting with disaster.
238 00:19:37,677 00:19:41,581 You were right in more ways than you know. You were right in more ways than you know.
239 00:19:48,020 00:19:50,590 I was... in a hurry. I was... in a hurry.
240 00:19:55,695 00:19:57,830 [theme music playing] [theme music playing]
241 00:20:17,350 00:20:19,719 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪