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1 00:00:10,110 00:00:12,579 [panting] [panting]
2 00:00:12,946 00:00:14,581 He's here. He's here.
3 00:00:14,715 00:00:16,550 Where, Mr. Thorne? Where, Mr. Thorne?
4 00:00:19,686 00:00:22,055 Huh? [gasps] There! Huh? [gasps] There!
5 00:00:22,189 00:00:23,657 I--I saw him! I--I saw him!
6 00:00:23,791 00:00:25,692 [wind howling] [wind howling]
7 00:00:28,729 00:00:30,297 [clink] [clink]
8 00:00:30,631 00:00:32,499 What? What's that? What? What's that?
9 00:00:38,172 00:00:39,606 Take him! Take him!
10 00:00:40,140 00:00:42,643 Aaaggghhh! Aaaggghhh!
11 00:00:44,478 00:00:47,414 Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
12 00:00:49,817 00:00:51,318 [punch] Uhh! [punch] Uhh!
13 00:00:51,452 00:00:53,187 Uhh! Uhh!
14 00:00:54,621 00:00:56,056 OK. Ha ha ha. OK. Ha ha ha.
15 00:00:56,123 00:00:58,992 We split the take, 30-70. We split the take, 30-70.
16 00:00:59,259 00:01:00,627 [gasps] [gasps]
17 00:01:01,295 00:01:03,197 50-50. 50-50.
18 00:01:04,765 00:01:06,300 Aah. Aah.
19 00:01:12,105 00:01:13,373 Uhh! Uhh!
20 00:01:14,441 00:01:16,109 Uhh! Uhh!
21 00:01:20,113 00:01:21,615 Uhh! Uhh!
22 00:01:21,748 00:01:24,017 How--how'd you do that? How--how'd you do that?
23 00:01:24,251 00:01:26,119 I'm the Batman. I'm the Batman.
24 00:01:30,524 00:01:32,493 [theme song playing] [theme song playing]
25 00:02:16,236 00:02:19,206 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪
26 00:02:49,202 00:02:51,104 [engine revs] [engine revs]
27 00:02:51,838 00:02:53,774 [beeping] [beeping]
28 00:03:18,799 00:03:20,667 Surprise. Surprise.
29 00:03:25,105 00:03:26,807 I'm touched, Alfred, I'm touched, Alfred,
30 00:03:26,974 00:03:29,343 but my birthday isn't until October. but my birthday isn't until October.
31 00:03:29,443 00:03:31,945 Alfred: It's an anniversary, Master Bruce. Alfred: It's an anniversary, Master Bruce.
32 00:03:32,079 00:03:35,749 Three years ago tonight, you first donned cape and cowl. Three years ago tonight, you first donned cape and cowl.
33 00:03:36,016 00:03:37,317 Crime flies. Crime flies.
34 00:03:37,417 00:03:39,486 Chop-chop. Make a wish. Chop-chop. Make a wish.
35 00:03:39,620 00:03:42,923 I wish... I wish... I wish... I wish...
36 00:03:46,860 00:03:48,962 I wish they were here, too. I wish they were here, too.
37 00:03:49,162 00:03:50,364 Very much so. Very much so.
38 00:03:50,497 00:03:53,600 To the memory of Thomas and Martha Wayne... To the memory of Thomas and Martha Wayne...
39 00:03:56,169 00:03:59,339 The reason I became the Batman. The reason I became the Batman.
40 00:04:04,044 00:04:05,278 Reporter: Chief Rojas, Reporter: Chief Rojas,
41 00:04:05,379 00:04:07,514 can you verify rumors that it was the Batman can you verify rumors that it was the Batman
42 00:04:07,614 00:04:09,449 who apprehended crime boss Rupert Thorne who apprehended crime boss Rupert Thorne
43 00:04:09,583 00:04:11,051 and his gang last night? and his gang last night?
44 00:04:11,184 00:04:14,788 Do you know of anyone who's actually seen this Batman? Do you know of anyone who's actually seen this Batman?
45 00:04:14,888 00:04:15,989 [reporters murmur] [reporters murmur]
46 00:04:16,123 00:04:18,925 Because he's what's called an urban legend. Because he's what's called an urban legend.
47 00:04:19,026 00:04:21,628 Why that cheeky... Why that cheeky...
48 00:04:23,063 00:04:24,765 Bran Flakes, sir. Bran Flakes, sir.
49 00:04:24,998 00:04:27,901 Easy, Alfred. The Batman's right where he likes, Easy, Alfred. The Batman's right where he likes,
50 00:04:28,001 00:04:29,703 hovering below the radar. hovering below the radar.
51 00:04:29,836 00:04:32,806 You are not one to bask in glory, Master Bruce. You are not one to bask in glory, Master Bruce.
52 00:04:33,006 00:04:34,408 Well, there you have it. Well, there you have it.
53 00:04:34,508 00:04:36,576 In only three years time, our crime rate In only three years time, our crime rate
54 00:04:36,710 00:04:38,879 has plummeted to a nationwide low, has plummeted to a nationwide low,
55 00:04:38,979 00:04:40,580 thanks to Gotham's finest. thanks to Gotham's finest.
56 00:04:40,681 00:04:41,848 Back to you, Jim. Back to you, Jim.
57 00:04:41,982 00:04:43,750 Next up, billionaire Bruce Wayne Next up, billionaire Bruce Wayne
58 00:04:43,850 00:04:47,054 contributes an unprecedented sum to Gotham's Children's Hospital. contributes an unprecedented sum to Gotham's Children's Hospital.
59 00:04:47,187 00:04:49,389 And in sports, the Gators kick off a new season And in sports, the Gators kick off a new season
60 00:04:49,489 00:04:51,558 with tonight's home game. with tonight's home game.
61 00:04:51,958 00:04:55,962 Which billionaire Bruce Wayne will be there to enjoy. Which billionaire Bruce Wayne will be there to enjoy.
62 00:04:56,096 00:04:58,398 Your season tickets, sir. Your season tickets, sir.
63 00:04:58,699 00:05:01,134 Oh, tonight? Oh, but I had-- Oh, tonight? Oh, but I had--
64 00:05:01,268 00:05:03,804 Work to do in the Batcave? Work to do in the Batcave?
65 00:05:04,071 00:05:07,574 For the Batman to better remain below the radar, For the Batman to better remain below the radar,
66 00:05:07,708 00:05:11,278 Bruce Wayne must occasionally venture above it. Bruce Wayne must occasionally venture above it.
67 00:05:17,784 00:05:21,054 Get anything on our vigilante this time, Bennett? Get anything on our vigilante this time, Bennett?
68 00:05:21,188 00:05:24,257 Besides the fact that he bat-wrapped Thorne's butt for us? Besides the fact that he bat-wrapped Thorne's butt for us?
69 00:05:24,357 00:05:26,693 Well, it's up to you and your partner to see to it Well, it's up to you and your partner to see to it
70 00:05:26,793 00:05:29,496 that this urban legend doesn't become a folk hero. that this urban legend doesn't become a folk hero.
71 00:05:29,629 00:05:31,364 Partner? Since when? Partner? Since when?
72 00:05:31,465 00:05:35,368 Since I decided two heads are better than one. Since I decided two heads are better than one.
73 00:05:37,137 00:05:39,973 Detective Ethan Bennett, meet Detective Ellen Yin, Detective Ethan Bennett, meet Detective Ellen Yin,
74 00:05:40,107 00:05:41,775 formally of Metropolis P.D. formally of Metropolis P.D.
75 00:05:41,835 00:05:42,846 Their loss. Their loss.
76 00:05:42,943 00:05:44,478 Howdy, partner. Howdy, partner.
77 00:05:45,746 00:05:47,180 Welcome to Gotham. Welcome to Gotham.
78 00:05:47,414 00:05:49,249 Now that you two are acquainted, Now that you two are acquainted,
79 00:05:49,483 00:05:53,520 bring me this Batman, whoever he is. bring me this Batman, whoever he is.
80 00:06:02,129 00:06:03,530 Alfred: Ahem. Alfred: Ahem.
81 00:06:04,998 00:06:06,700 I know, Alfred. I know, Alfred.
82 00:06:06,833 00:06:10,570 Time for swinging bachelor Bruce Wayne to put on the party hat. Time for swinging bachelor Bruce Wayne to put on the party hat.
83 00:06:10,670 00:06:12,405 Rest assured, Master Bruce. Rest assured, Master Bruce.
84 00:06:12,539 00:06:14,541 You're never far from the Batcave You're never far from the Batcave
85 00:06:14,674 00:06:17,110 with the modern miracle of Batwave. with the modern miracle of Batwave.
86 00:06:17,244 00:06:19,079 [beeping] [beeping]
87 00:06:28,522 00:06:31,024 Steiner, check. Steiner, check.
88 00:06:33,860 00:06:36,296 McSwain, check. McSwain, check.
89 00:06:37,297 00:06:39,966 223, vacant. 223, vacant.
90 00:06:42,269 00:06:43,870 Hey. Hey.
91 00:06:44,671 00:06:47,607 No one logged any new arrivals. No one logged any new arrivals.
92 00:06:48,008 00:06:49,743 Whoa. Whoa.
93 00:06:50,477 00:06:52,345 What are you doing in here? What are you doing in here?
94 00:06:53,446 00:06:54,948 What the... What the...
95 00:06:57,450 00:06:59,352 I was feeling a bit screw-loose, I was feeling a bit screw-loose,
96 00:06:59,486 00:07:02,489 so I checked myself in. so I checked myself in.
97 00:07:02,722 00:07:04,925 Who--who are you? Who--who are you?
98 00:07:06,426 00:07:08,228 My card. My card.
99 00:07:08,461 00:07:09,930 [evil laugh] [evil laugh]
100 00:07:10,063 00:07:11,431 No! No! No! No! No! No!
101 00:07:11,531 00:07:13,733 [evil laugh] Aah! [evil laugh] Aah!
102 00:07:21,274 00:07:22,943 [buzzer] [buzzer]
103 00:07:27,080 00:07:29,516 [maniacal laughter] [maniacal laughter]
104 00:07:31,618 00:07:33,153 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
105 00:07:33,286 00:07:35,589 Ol' Bats never leaves a trace. Ol' Bats never leaves a trace.
106 00:07:35,689 00:07:38,892 No prints, no follicles, no match on tire tracks. No prints, no follicles, no match on tire tracks.
107 00:07:38,992 00:07:40,160 Custom jobs. Custom jobs.
108 00:07:40,260 00:07:41,661 The dude has resources. The dude has resources.
109 00:07:41,761 00:07:44,631 And a knack for showing up where crime is and police aren't. And a knack for showing up where crime is and police aren't.
110 00:07:44,699 00:07:46,411 I've never laid eyes on him. I've never laid eyes on him.
111 00:07:46,487 00:07:48,034 [computer beeps] Just in. [computer beeps] Just in.
112 00:07:48,134 00:07:49,903 And unknown perp released all patients And unknown perp released all patients
113 00:07:50,003 00:07:51,471 from the east wing of Arkham Asylum. from the east wing of Arkham Asylum.
114 00:07:51,571 00:07:53,340 Wha? That's crazy! Wha? That's crazy!
115 00:07:53,440 00:07:55,809 Crazy enough to lure a bat? Crazy enough to lure a bat?
116 00:08:03,416 00:08:05,752 [alarms] [alarms]
117 00:08:06,019 00:08:07,454 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
118 00:08:07,587 00:08:09,055 [organ playing] [organ playing]
119 00:08:09,155 00:08:12,092 You know, I once toyed with the idea of buying the Gators... You know, I once toyed with the idea of buying the Gators...
120 00:08:12,192 00:08:13,593 Buying them lunch. Buying them lunch.
121 00:08:13,727 00:08:15,528 [girls laugh] [girls laugh]
122 00:08:15,629 00:08:17,397 Oh, Mr. Wayne. Oh, Mr. Wayne.
123 00:08:17,497 00:08:18,665 [beeping] [beeping]
124 00:08:18,765 00:08:20,467 Uh, pardon me, ladies. Uh, pardon me, ladies.
125 00:08:20,700 00:08:22,903 [beeping] [beeping]
126 00:08:23,670 00:08:25,138 Arkham? Arkham?
127 00:08:26,006 00:08:27,507 Announcer: And among Gotham notables, Announcer: And among Gotham notables,
128 00:08:27,607 00:08:29,976 we welcome the young CEO of Wayne Industries we welcome the young CEO of Wayne Industries
129 00:08:30,076 00:08:32,946 Bruce Wayne... uh... Bruce Wayne... uh...
130 00:08:33,179 00:08:35,415 Grabbing a gator dog, no doubt. Grabbing a gator dog, no doubt.
131 00:08:37,284 00:08:39,352 No doubt. No doubt.
132 00:08:42,188 00:08:44,057 [tires screech] [tires screech]
133 00:08:48,328 00:08:50,530 Gotta work on those stops. Gotta work on those stops.
134 00:08:57,671 00:09:00,440 [engine revs, tires screech] [engine revs, tires screech]
135 00:09:07,280 00:09:10,283 [siren] [siren]
136 00:09:13,286 00:09:14,921 [tires screech] Whoa! [tires screech] Whoa!
137 00:09:15,689 00:09:20,493 [Jack-in-the-box playing Pop Goes the Weasel] [Jack-in-the-box playing Pop Goes the Weasel]
138 00:09:20,727 00:09:22,162 What the... What the...
139 00:09:22,295 00:09:23,964 [music stops] [music stops]
140 00:09:29,536 00:09:31,871 Oh! Aah! Oh! Aah!
141 00:09:35,375 00:09:37,310 That was theatrical. That was theatrical.
142 00:10:04,838 00:10:07,741 [maniacal laughter] [maniacal laughter]
143 00:10:09,542 00:10:12,746 He takes after his pa, wouldn't you say? He takes after his pa, wouldn't you say?
144 00:10:15,248 00:10:16,816 What did you do to him? What did you do to him?
145 00:10:16,950 00:10:19,386 Just some laughing gas, drag. Just some laughing gas, drag.
146 00:10:19,486 00:10:23,656 Don't tell me you're not an inmate. Don't tell me you're not an inmate.
147 00:10:25,625 00:10:28,862 What rational being dresses like you? What rational being dresses like you?
148 00:10:28,962 00:10:32,132 Speaking of threads, think this is a good look for me? Speaking of threads, think this is a good look for me?
149 00:10:32,265 00:10:34,334 - Who are you? - Joker. - Who are you? - Joker.
150 00:10:34,434 00:10:37,070 Not what, who? Not what, who?
151 00:10:39,706 00:10:43,309 Smear-free. It's perma-clown. Smear-free. It's perma-clown.
152 00:10:44,044 00:10:45,812 Ooh, tough crowd. Ooh, tough crowd.
153 00:10:46,012 00:10:48,882 Look! Nothing up my sleeves. Look! Nothing up my sleeves.
154 00:10:48,982 00:10:50,116 Ha ha. Ha ha.
155 00:10:50,250 00:10:53,538 Nothing that won't put a smile on your face. Nothing that won't put a smile on your face.
156 00:10:53,820 00:10:55,889 Say cheese! Say cheese!
157 00:10:56,056 00:10:57,590 [cackling] [cackling]
158 00:10:59,225 00:11:01,294 I'm out of gas. I'm out of gas.
159 00:11:02,162 00:11:04,597 And I'm out of patience! And I'm out of patience!
160 00:11:06,933 00:11:09,502 You really know how to spoil a coming-out party. You really know how to spoil a coming-out party.
161 00:11:09,602 00:11:11,771 How do you expect me to spread mirth and whimsy How do you expect me to spread mirth and whimsy
162 00:11:11,871 00:11:13,807 without a proper hideout? without a proper hideout?
163 00:11:13,940 00:11:16,109 Listen, Joker, you're sick! Listen, Joker, you're sick!
164 00:11:16,176 00:11:17,510 You need help. You need help.
165 00:11:17,610 00:11:20,747 Well, maybe I am a little off. Well, maybe I am a little off.
166 00:11:23,750 00:11:25,251 But what are you gonna do, But what are you gonna do,
167 00:11:25,351 00:11:26,920 lock me in the looney bin? lock me in the looney bin?
168 00:11:27,020 00:11:28,922 I'm already here. I'm already here.
169 00:11:32,992 00:11:34,394 Situation report? Situation report?
170 00:11:34,494 00:11:38,231 We're rounding up patients and waiting for choppers to take us over. We're rounding up patients and waiting for choppers to take us over.
171 00:11:39,299 00:11:41,468 Like we'll get any drier? Like we'll get any drier?
172 00:11:46,739 00:11:49,509 My new partner. Triathlon whiz. My new partner. Triathlon whiz.
173 00:11:57,784 00:12:00,653 You know, I really love this place. You know, I really love this place.
174 00:12:01,387 00:12:03,389 My old hideout's a shambles. My old hideout's a shambles.
175 00:12:03,523 00:12:07,494 Eyah. And these digs just scream me. Eyah. And these digs just scream me.
176 00:12:10,697 00:12:13,299 OK, take back the asylum. OK, take back the asylum.
177 00:12:13,399 00:12:15,235 But mark my words, But mark my words,
178 00:12:15,335 00:12:19,372 this town has happy days ahead. this town has happy days ahead.
179 00:12:26,613 00:12:29,983 [maniacal laugh] [maniacal laugh]
180 00:12:31,885 00:12:36,256 [Pop Goes the Weasel plays] [Pop Goes the Weasel plays]
181 00:12:47,367 00:12:49,302 Smile, Gotham! Smile, Gotham!
182 00:12:49,435 00:12:50,770 [sighs] [sighs]
183 00:12:53,173 00:12:55,642 Well, better split up. Well, better split up.
184 00:13:07,253 00:13:09,422 You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to remain silent.
185 00:13:12,091 00:13:14,460 Bennett, spot the perp? Bennett, spot the perp?
186 00:13:18,498 00:13:20,066 The Bat. The Bat.
187 00:13:24,804 00:13:28,074 Sir, a stranger in the Batcave? Sir, a stranger in the Batcave?
188 00:13:28,208 00:13:30,043 Tonight, we'll make an exception. Tonight, we'll make an exception.
189 00:13:30,143 00:13:33,246 Oh, my, chap could use a dentist. Oh, my, chap could use a dentist.
190 00:13:33,379 00:13:35,181 Or a medic. Or a medic.
191 00:13:35,415 00:13:37,217 Right, then. Right, then.
192 00:13:38,749 00:13:40,749 Reporter over broadcast: Chief Rojas, any suspects yet Reporter over broadcast: Chief Rojas, any suspects yet
193 00:13:40,820 00:13:43,122 in this bizarre Jack-in-the-box hostage incident? in this bizarre Jack-in-the-box hostage incident?
194 00:13:43,223 00:13:45,658 Rojas: I'm not at liberty to reveal whom. Rojas: I'm not at liberty to reveal whom.
195 00:13:45,758 00:13:47,794 But I feel confident our best detectives But I feel confident our best detectives
196 00:13:47,894 00:13:49,729 are closing in on him as we speak. are closing in on him as we speak.
197 00:13:49,862 00:13:51,097 [broadcast clicks off] [broadcast clicks off]
198 00:13:51,197 00:13:55,268 And Gotham Gator fan Bruce Wayne with nary an alibi. And Gotham Gator fan Bruce Wayne with nary an alibi.
199 00:13:55,368 00:13:56,569 How's our patient? How's our patient?
200 00:13:56,669 00:13:59,138 Despite the ghastly grimace, fit as a fiddle. Despite the ghastly grimace, fit as a fiddle.
201 00:13:59,239 00:14:01,741 Poor fellow simply a prisoner in his own body. Poor fellow simply a prisoner in his own body.
202 00:14:01,841 00:14:03,209 [doorbell buzzes] [doorbell buzzes]
203 00:14:03,343 00:14:05,011 A sample of Joker's gas A sample of Joker's gas
204 00:14:05,111 00:14:07,614 is our only hope of deriving an antidote. is our only hope of deriving an antidote.
205 00:14:07,747 00:14:10,950 I need to find it before this madman I need to find it before this madman
206 00:14:11,050 00:14:14,487 puts a permanent smile on all of Gotham. puts a permanent smile on all of Gotham.
207 00:14:16,089 00:14:18,458 Smile, Gotham! Smile, Gotham!
208 00:14:18,758 00:14:21,094 My old hideout's a shambles. My old hideout's a shambles.
209 00:14:23,363 00:14:27,600 If I find the old hideout, I find this Joker. If I find the old hideout, I find this Joker.
210 00:14:27,700 00:14:29,936 Master Bruce, someone to see you. Master Bruce, someone to see you.
211 00:14:30,036 00:14:31,804 Who is it, Alfred? Who is it, Alfred?
212 00:14:33,606 00:14:35,642 The police. The police.
213 00:14:43,516 00:14:46,552 Detective, uh, am I under arrest? Detective, uh, am I under arrest?
214 00:14:46,986 00:14:48,454 Yo, Bruce! Yo, Bruce!
215 00:14:48,554 00:14:50,290 Hey, Ethan. Hey, Ethan.
216 00:14:50,390 00:14:52,125 Where you been, my friend? Where you been, my friend?
217 00:14:52,225 00:14:54,761 Master Bruce was at the Gator game last night. Master Bruce was at the Gator game last night.
218 00:14:55,595 00:14:56,996 Speaking of, Speaking of,
219 00:14:57,096 00:14:59,532 I thought we were all set to shoot some hoops last week. I thought we were all set to shoot some hoops last week.
220 00:14:59,632 00:15:03,002 Ah, I've been buried, Ethan, 24/7. Ah, I've been buried, Ethan, 24/7.
221 00:15:04,470 00:15:06,639 So, why the sudden visit? So, why the sudden visit?
222 00:15:06,873 00:15:09,709 Just needed to talk to someone. Just needed to talk to someone.
223 00:15:09,942 00:15:12,211 Other than the guys at the station, I mean. Other than the guys at the station, I mean.
224 00:15:12,478 00:15:14,347 This is gonna sound weird, Bruce. This is gonna sound weird, Bruce.
225 00:15:14,447 00:15:16,149 But last night, But last night,
226 00:15:16,883 00:15:18,484 I saw the Batman. I saw the Batman.
227 00:15:18,584 00:15:19,986 [porcelain shatters] [porcelain shatters]
228 00:15:20,253 00:15:22,021 Only a ming. Only a ming.
229 00:15:22,522 00:15:24,557 So, he's for real? So, he's for real?
230 00:15:24,891 00:15:26,159 What's he look like? What's he look like?
231 00:15:26,259 00:15:27,960 A dude like you or me. A dude like you or me.
232 00:15:28,194 00:15:30,129 Except he wears batjamas. Except he wears batjamas.
233 00:15:31,331 00:15:32,832 Tough part's this, Bruce. Tough part's this, Bruce.
234 00:15:32,932 00:15:35,601 I really believe the Bat's helping Gotham. I really believe the Bat's helping Gotham.
235 00:15:35,702 00:15:38,071 Even if he is on the wrong side of the law. Even if he is on the wrong side of the law.
236 00:15:38,171 00:15:39,706 But he's getting a bad rap, But he's getting a bad rap,
237 00:15:39,806 00:15:42,642 and the heat's on me to take him down. and the heat's on me to take him down.
238 00:15:45,178 00:15:47,447 Looks like a clown hideout. Looks like a clown hideout.
239 00:15:53,386 00:15:56,923 Stop me if you heard this one before, Batman. Stop me if you heard this one before, Batman.
240 00:15:57,090 00:16:00,593 There were these two fellows in an abandoned party favor factory. There were these two fellows in an abandoned party favor factory.
241 00:16:00,693 00:16:02,495 One says to the other... One says to the other...
242 00:16:02,595 00:16:04,697 Where are you keeping the gas, Joker? Where are you keeping the gas, Joker?
243 00:16:04,797 00:16:06,599 You call that a punch line? You call that a punch line?
244 00:16:06,699 00:16:08,768 I don't share your sense of humor. I don't share your sense of humor.
245 00:16:08,868 00:16:10,937 Yet we're linked, you and I. Yet we're linked, you and I.
246 00:16:11,037 00:16:13,239 Like comedy and tragedy. Like comedy and tragedy.
247 00:16:13,339 00:16:16,042 Two sides, same coin. Two sides, same coin.
248 00:16:16,142 00:16:21,013 The gas, Joker, or I vow I will turn your smile upside-down. The gas, Joker, or I vow I will turn your smile upside-down.
249 00:16:21,147 00:16:23,583 If it's gas you want... If it's gas you want...
250 00:16:28,755 00:16:31,858 Place all tray tables in their upright positions. Place all tray tables in their upright positions.
251 00:16:32,825 00:16:35,595 [maniacal laughter] [maniacal laughter]
252 00:16:40,299 00:16:41,934 - What is that? - Ahh. - What is that? - Ahh.
253 00:16:42,068 00:16:43,336 It looks like a balloon. It looks like a balloon.
254 00:16:43,436 00:16:46,773 Smiles, people. Smiles! Smiles, people. Smiles!
255 00:16:47,140 00:16:49,809 The balloon's filled with Joker Gas. The balloon's filled with Joker Gas.
256 00:16:50,076 00:16:52,111 And he's gonna pop it... And he's gonna pop it...
257 00:16:52,979 00:16:55,047 Over Gotham. Over Gotham.
258 00:17:05,224 00:17:07,827 A balloon downtown this time of year? A balloon downtown this time of year?
259 00:17:07,927 00:17:09,562 - That's-- - Crazy? - That's-- - Crazy?
260 00:17:09,695 00:17:11,197 I'll drive. I'll drive.
261 00:17:15,868 00:17:17,904 [laughing] [laughing]
262 00:17:19,105 00:17:23,409 If you're loving me, wait till you get a load of my pop. If you're loving me, wait till you get a load of my pop.
263 00:17:33,753 00:17:35,288 Stop this thing, Joker. Stop this thing, Joker.
264 00:17:35,388 00:17:37,223 With what brakes? With what brakes?
265 00:17:41,527 00:17:44,063 [siren, tires screeching] [siren, tires screeching]
266 00:17:46,065 00:17:47,500 It's the Batman. It's the Batman.
267 00:17:47,800 00:17:50,069 And he's pummeling a clown. And he's pummeling a clown.
268 00:17:50,436 00:17:51,904 Aah! Aah!
269 00:17:53,573 00:17:55,541 The Jack-in-the-box, Yin. The Jack-in-the-box, Yin.
270 00:17:55,775 00:17:58,911 What if clowny's the one behind the Arkham incident? What if clowny's the one behind the Arkham incident?
271 00:17:59,011 00:18:00,780 Explain the missing orderly. Explain the missing orderly.
272 00:18:00,880 00:18:02,648 Maybe Bats took him 'cause-- Maybe Bats took him 'cause--
273 00:18:02,882 00:18:05,284 I don't know. The guy needed help or something. I don't know. The guy needed help or something.
274 00:18:05,384 00:18:07,420 Fair enough. We're chasing two perps -- Fair enough. We're chasing two perps --
275 00:18:07,520 00:18:10,590 One's a criminal. The other's still a vigilante. One's a criminal. The other's still a vigilante.
276 00:18:14,627 00:18:16,596 Watch your pinkies. Watch your pinkies.
277 00:18:23,569 00:18:25,838 [grunting] [grunting]
278 00:18:32,111 00:18:34,113 East. Gotham Bay. East. Gotham Bay.
279 00:18:36,315 00:18:39,685 You have made me one very sad clown! You have made me one very sad clown!
280 00:18:41,120 00:18:42,455 Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
281 00:18:42,555 00:18:43,856 Knock-knock. Knock-knock.
282 00:18:43,956 00:18:46,392 Who's there? Who's there?
283 00:19:37,276 00:19:39,445 My precious gas... My precious gas...
284 00:19:39,512 00:19:42,782 Passed by a party pooper. Passed by a party pooper.
285 00:19:44,250 00:19:47,286 I had a different punch line in mind. I had a different punch line in mind.
286 00:19:56,262 00:19:58,497 Well, we can take the clown in. Well, we can take the clown in.
287 00:19:58,598 00:20:01,233 I know you love to swim. I know you love to swim.
288 00:20:02,268 00:20:05,905 Alfred, move our houseguest out of the Batcave and prep the lab. Alfred, move our houseguest out of the Batcave and prep the lab.
289 00:20:06,038 00:20:08,474 I have an antidote to whip up. I have an antidote to whip up.
290 00:20:12,745 00:20:14,947 Steiner, check. Steiner, check.
291 00:20:15,081 00:20:17,450 McSwain, check. McSwain, check.
292 00:20:17,550 00:20:20,720 223 -- new arrival. 223 -- new arrival.
293 00:20:21,220 00:20:22,788 Check. Check.
294 00:20:24,457 00:20:27,259 They all said I was sick in the head. They all said I was sick in the head.
295 00:20:27,360 00:20:29,929 They said I needed help. They said I needed help.
296 00:20:30,062 00:20:32,865 Well, maybe I am a bit batty. Well, maybe I am a bit batty.
297 00:20:33,032 00:20:36,535 Blame it on the bats in my belfry. Blame it on the bats in my belfry.
298 00:20:36,669 00:20:39,972 [maniacal laughter] [maniacal laughter]
299 00:20:42,228 00:20:44,330 [theme song playing] [theme song playing]
300 00:21:03,796 00:21:06,332 ♪ The Batman ♪ ♪ The Batman ♪