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1 00:00:16,083 00:00:18,018 Don't let all this kiddie stuff fool you. Don't let all this kiddie stuff fool you.
2 00:00:18,118 00:00:21,655 Toyman's not playing around. I learned that the hard way. Toyman's not playing around. I learned that the hard way.
3 00:00:23,357 00:00:26,260 A psychiatrist could make a whole career out of this guy. A psychiatrist could make a whole career out of this guy.
4 00:00:27,661 00:00:29,296 Just be careful. Just be careful.
5 00:01:24,685 00:01:29,957 Superman, I've been expecting you and your masked friend, too. Superman, I've been expecting you and your masked friend, too.
6 00:01:30,157 00:01:31,792 Wanna play? Wanna play?
7 00:01:32,593 00:01:34,795 You're right about the psychiatrist. You're right about the psychiatrist.
8 00:01:34,995 00:01:37,130 Are you making fun of me? Are you making fun of me?
9 00:01:37,231 00:01:40,167 That's not very nice. That's not very nice.
10 00:01:52,746 00:01:56,149 Hey! Who's been playing with my toys? Hey! Who's been playing with my toys?
11 00:01:58,986 00:02:00,120 Huh? Huh?
12 00:02:06,260 00:02:07,628 Superman? Superman?
13 00:02:14,868 00:02:16,336 Superman? Superman?
14 00:03:33,513 00:03:36,183 So, Central City fairground, huh? So, Central City fairground, huh?
15 00:03:36,416 00:03:37,684 You sure you want in? You sure you want in?
16 00:03:37,751 00:03:39,953 I mean, even I haven't been able to stop this guy. I mean, even I haven't been able to stop this guy.
17 00:03:40,053 00:03:42,656 Then maybe it's gonna take a little more than just speed. Then maybe it's gonna take a little more than just speed.
18 00:03:42,756 00:03:44,958 Oh. You think you can do better, huh? Oh. You think you can do better, huh?
19 00:03:45,058 00:03:47,027 Fine, but don't get in my way. Fine, but don't get in my way.
20 00:03:47,961 00:03:49,329 Slowpoke. Slowpoke.
21 00:03:53,233 00:03:56,203 How much trouble could some mirror guy be anyway? How much trouble could some mirror guy be anyway?
22 00:04:02,743 00:04:03,877 What? What?
23 00:04:04,778 00:04:07,414 I just hate it when they bunch up in the back like this, don't you? I just hate it when they bunch up in the back like this, don't you?
24 00:04:09,116 00:04:10,517 Hello, Flash. Hello, Flash.
25 00:04:10,617 00:04:13,086 You found me. Congratulations. You found me. Congratulations.
26 00:04:13,186 00:04:15,522 You're Mirror Master, and this is a hall of mirrors. You're Mirror Master, and this is a hall of mirrors.
27 00:04:15,622 00:04:17,858 Anyone with the I.Q. of a housefly could have found you. Anyone with the I.Q. of a housefly could have found you.
28 00:04:17,991 00:04:20,227 That's what I was counting on. That's what I was counting on.
29 00:04:32,706 00:04:34,174 He's goin' from mirror to mirror. He's goin' from mirror to mirror.
30 00:04:34,274 00:04:35,976 He gets in through his reflection somehow. He gets in through his reflection somehow.
31 00:04:36,076 00:04:37,544 There's no way to stop him. There's no way to stop him.
32 00:04:37,678 00:04:39,079 Wanna bet? Wanna bet?
33 00:04:45,719 00:04:48,422 Take away his reflection, he's got no place to go. Take away his reflection, he's got no place to go.
34 00:04:49,189 00:04:50,490 Do you hear somethin'? Do you hear somethin'?
35 00:04:50,590 00:04:52,592 What, you mean like a "thank you", maybe? What, you mean like a "thank you", maybe?
36 00:04:54,561 00:04:56,329 No. I mean... No. I mean...
37 00:04:56,463 00:04:57,698 ...this. ...this.
38 00:05:01,702 00:05:04,037 I don't know what kind of gas it is, but... I don't know what kind of gas it is, but...
39 00:05:11,545 00:05:12,979 Flash... Flash...
40 00:05:19,286 00:05:20,887 And then he was gone. And then he was gone.
41 00:05:21,154 00:05:23,190 I woke up about an hour later and... I woke up about an hour later and...
42 00:05:23,423 00:05:25,192 You know, you don't seem surprised. You know, you don't seem surprised.
43 00:05:25,325 00:05:27,994 Almost the identical thing happened to Superman and me. Almost the identical thing happened to Superman and me.
44 00:05:28,128 00:05:29,830 They got Superman, too? They got Superman, too?
45 00:05:29,996 00:05:31,398 What's goin' on? What's goin' on?
46 00:05:31,498 00:05:34,000 That's something I'd like to know as well. That's something I'd like to know as well.
47 00:05:34,468 00:05:35,836 Two of the Justice League's Two of the Justice League's
48 00:05:35,969 00:05:38,138 most powerful members gone without a trace. most powerful members gone without a trace.
49 00:05:38,538 00:05:39,906 How could that happen? How could that happen?
50 00:05:40,040 00:05:42,442 Wait a minute. You're not blaming us for this, are you? Wait a minute. You're not blaming us for this, are you?
51 00:05:42,542 00:05:44,311 It's nobody's fault. It's nobody's fault.
52 00:05:44,478 00:05:47,414 Hawkman's missing, too, almost a week now. Hawkman's missing, too, almost a week now.
53 00:05:47,514 00:05:49,883 So one by one, they're taking us. So one by one, they're taking us.
54 00:05:49,983 00:05:51,418 Whoever they are. Whoever they are.
55 00:05:51,518 00:05:53,987 But they didn't take Green Arrow or me. But they didn't take Green Arrow or me.
56 00:05:54,087 00:05:55,555 And they sure had the opportunity. And they sure had the opportunity.
57 00:05:55,689 00:05:56,823 We were both out cold. We were both out cold.
58 00:05:56,957 00:05:59,326 - Yes, but-- - But what? - Yes, but-- - But what?
59 00:06:00,927 00:06:04,030 Superman, Flash and Hawkman all have superpowers. Superman, Flash and Hawkman all have superpowers.
60 00:06:04,097 00:06:05,699 But you and Batman, well... But you and Batman, well...
61 00:06:05,832 00:06:07,634 We're chopped liver. That's what you're saying. We're chopped liver. That's what you're saying.
62 00:06:07,734 00:06:09,069 - Isn't it? - No, but... - Isn't it? - No, but...
63 00:06:09,169 00:06:11,505 Cause if you don't think we can hold our own with any of you, I-- Cause if you don't think we can hold our own with any of you, I--
64 00:06:11,605 00:06:13,473 We need to get back to Central City. We need to get back to Central City.
65 00:06:13,573 00:06:14,574 What for? What for?
66 00:06:14,674 00:06:16,243 To see if we can dig up any other clues. To see if we can dig up any other clues.
67 00:06:16,343 00:06:19,079 Yeah. We should. That's a great idea. Yeah. We should. That's a great idea.
68 00:06:19,212 00:06:21,214 - I'll get my jet. - No need. - I'll get my jet. - No need.
69 00:06:29,389 00:06:32,325 Feel like a kid in the back seat of his parents' S.U.V. Feel like a kid in the back seat of his parents' S.U.V.
70 00:06:32,425 00:06:35,128 Just don't ask me if we're there yet. Just don't ask me if we're there yet.
71 00:06:39,232 00:06:40,700 I don't sense anyone down there, I don't sense anyone down there,
72 00:06:40,801 00:06:42,602 but I'll scout it out just in case. but I'll scout it out just in case.
73 00:06:42,702 00:06:45,005 And we'll head over to the hall of mirrors. And we'll head over to the hall of mirrors.
74 00:07:11,164 00:07:12,933 It's a common sleeping gas, It's a common sleeping gas,
75 00:07:13,033 00:07:15,836 but the valves were activated by a radio signal. but the valves were activated by a radio signal.
76 00:07:16,036 00:07:17,604 Very sophisticated. Very sophisticated.
77 00:07:39,993 00:07:41,361 What are those things? What are those things?
78 00:07:41,494 00:07:44,331 Don't know, but they're definitely gonna be a problem. Don't know, but they're definitely gonna be a problem.
79 00:08:12,826 00:08:13,927 Arrow! Arrow!
80 00:08:26,172 00:08:27,674 Where are they? Where are they?
81 00:08:30,243 00:08:32,078 Gone, both of 'em. Gone, both of 'em.
82 00:08:36,783 00:08:38,251 Too far. Too far.
83 00:08:54,935 00:08:56,036 Batman. Batman.
84 00:08:56,136 00:08:57,237 Yeah. Yeah.
85 00:08:57,337 00:08:58,405 Got anything yet? Got anything yet?
86 00:08:58,505 00:09:02,342 No. It feels like I've been going over this remote relay for days. No. It feels like I've been going over this remote relay for days.
87 00:09:02,475 00:09:03,643 You have. You have.
88 00:09:03,743 00:09:05,979 There must be something wrong with me. There must be something wrong with me.
89 00:09:06,079 00:09:08,014 I-I can barely keep my eyes open. I-I can barely keep my eyes open.
90 00:09:08,381 00:09:11,251 This thing's not like anything I've ever seen before. This thing's not like anything I've ever seen before.
91 00:09:11,518 00:09:12,652 How are you doin'? How are you doin'?
92 00:09:12,752 00:09:14,421 Goin' around in circles. Goin' around in circles.
93 00:09:14,521 00:09:17,157 You know, Superman and Flash might not have been our fault, You know, Superman and Flash might not have been our fault,
94 00:09:17,257 00:09:20,527 but Lantern and the Martian, we should've seen that comin'. but Lantern and the Martian, we should've seen that comin'.
95 00:09:20,660 00:09:23,396 Stop beating yourself up, Oliver. Stop beating yourself up, Oliver.
96 00:09:24,698 00:09:26,866 They never had a problem with us being in the League. They never had a problem with us being in the League.
97 00:09:26,933 00:09:28,468 I was the one with the problem. I was the one with the problem.
98 00:09:28,568 00:09:30,670 Always afraid I wouldn't be able to keep up with 'em. Always afraid I wouldn't be able to keep up with 'em.
99 00:09:30,971 00:09:32,439 Ever feel that way? Ever feel that way?
100 00:09:33,506 00:09:34,407 Bruce? Bruce?
101 00:09:36,042 00:09:38,244 I know. I can be a real bore sometimes. I know. I can be a real bore sometimes.
102 00:09:38,378 00:09:39,813 Over and out. Over and out.
103 00:10:02,302 00:10:03,670 It's going to be okay! I-- It's going to be okay! I--
104 00:10:03,737 00:10:07,774 Hugo Strange. Hugo Strange. Hugo Strange. Hugo Strange.
105 00:10:08,041 00:10:10,677 Strange? What does he have to do with this? Strange? What does he have to do with this?
106 00:10:10,877 00:10:12,746 Hugo Strange. Hugo Strange.
107 00:10:12,846 00:10:14,647 What about him? What about him?
108 00:10:17,283 00:10:19,452 Bruce, are you okay? Bruce, are you okay?
109 00:10:19,552 00:10:21,921 What are you doing here? You're not in this. What are you doing here? You're not in this.
110 00:10:21,988 00:10:23,189 Bruce. Bruce.
111 00:10:23,289 00:10:25,492 - No, you're not... - Bruce. - No, you're not... - Bruce.
112 00:10:26,793 00:10:29,529 Sorry. You were makin' noise. Sorry. You were makin' noise.
113 00:10:30,897 00:10:33,266 I-I must've drifted off for a second. I-I must've drifted off for a second.
114 00:10:33,833 00:10:35,335 What are you doin' up so late? What are you doin' up so late?
115 00:10:35,435 00:10:38,538 I couldn't sleep. I had a nightmare, too, sorta. I couldn't sleep. I had a nightmare, too, sorta.
116 00:10:38,671 00:10:40,673 Kept hearin' the Martian's voice. Kept hearin' the Martian's voice.
117 00:10:44,411 00:10:45,779 What? What?
118 00:10:47,180 00:10:49,849 He was trying to contact us. I'm sure of it. He was trying to contact us. I'm sure of it.
119 00:10:49,949 00:10:51,117 Why didn't I hear him? Why didn't I hear him?
120 00:10:51,217 00:10:53,686 Because the mind is more receptive during sleep. Because the mind is more receptive during sleep.
121 00:10:53,787 00:10:55,422 There are fewer distractions. There are fewer distractions.
122 00:10:55,522 00:10:57,257 It's never bothered the Martian before. It's never bothered the Martian before.
123 00:10:57,357 00:10:59,159 Unless he's getting weaker. Unless he's getting weaker.
124 00:10:59,392 00:11:01,327 But what does Hugo Strange have to do with this? But what does Hugo Strange have to do with this?
125 00:11:01,371 00:11:03,396 He-he's been locked up tight for months, hasn't he? He-he's been locked up tight for months, hasn't he?
126 00:11:03,463 00:11:05,899 At this place, you never know. At this place, you never know.
127 00:11:22,015 00:11:23,583 Hello, Hugo. Hello, Hugo.
128 00:11:28,521 00:11:30,557 Aren't you wondering why I'm here? Aren't you wondering why I'm here?
129 00:11:34,260 00:11:35,595 Awful quiet, isn't he? Awful quiet, isn't he?
130 00:11:35,695 00:11:37,664 Usually you can't shut him up. Usually you can't shut him up.
131 00:11:37,931 00:11:39,432 It's not him. It's not him.
132 00:11:41,568 00:11:44,104 You're a lot heavier than Hugo, aren't you? You're a lot heavier than Hugo, aren't you?
133 00:12:53,640 00:12:54,807 I got ya. I got ya.
134 00:13:06,953 00:13:08,021 Better stay back. Better stay back.
135 00:13:08,074 00:13:09,776 I don't wanna take any chances with this thing. I don't wanna take any chances with this thing.
136 00:13:09,856 00:13:12,091 Don't. I need to see something. Don't. I need to see something.
137 00:13:16,195 00:13:17,430 Radio controlled, Radio controlled,
138 00:13:17,530 00:13:19,699 like the gas canister back at the hall of mirrors, like the gas canister back at the hall of mirrors,
139 00:13:19,832 00:13:23,234 except this one's still receiving a signal we can trace. except this one's still receiving a signal we can trace.
140 00:13:25,138 00:13:26,139 What is it? What is it?
141 00:13:26,239 00:13:27,874 I've never seen anything like this before. I've never seen anything like this before.
142 00:13:27,974 00:13:29,642 Because it's alien. Because it's alien.
143 00:13:31,110 00:13:32,779 The Joining's back. The Joining's back.
144 00:13:36,115 00:13:37,550 You'd think after that last time, You'd think after that last time,
145 00:13:37,684 00:13:40,053 the Joining would steer clear... eh, of earth. the Joining would steer clear... eh, of earth.
146 00:13:40,117 00:13:41,785 Maybe they were just testing us before. Maybe they were just testing us before.
147 00:13:41,854 00:13:44,357 The Batmobile is triangulating the robot's signal. The Batmobile is triangulating the robot's signal.
148 00:13:44,457 00:13:47,360 It should automatically pinpoint the exact location. It should automatically pinpoint the exact location.
149 00:13:48,494 00:13:50,129 - Got it. - Great. - Got it. - Great.
150 00:13:50,230 00:13:54,033 Now if you could just figure out how to get some legroom back here. Now if you could just figure out how to get some legroom back here.
151 00:14:03,710 00:14:05,044 Air raid shelter? Air raid shelter?
152 00:14:05,144 00:14:07,247 It goes back a long time, to a war. It goes back a long time, to a war.
153 00:14:07,347 00:14:09,449 People were worried about air attacks. People were worried about air attacks.
154 00:14:09,549 00:14:11,117 Like they don't worry now? Like they don't worry now?
155 00:14:11,251 00:14:12,685 No. Wait. No. Wait.
156 00:14:12,785 00:14:15,054 You may wanna save that for later. You may wanna save that for later.
157 00:14:33,773 00:14:35,008 What is that? What is that?
158 00:14:35,108 00:14:36,876 Force field. Force field.
159 00:14:43,016 00:14:46,352 You never disappoint me, Batman. You never disappoint me, Batman.
160 00:14:46,452 00:14:48,955 I built this trap mostly for you. I built this trap mostly for you.
161 00:14:49,055 00:14:51,991 That's how sure I was you'd find me. That's how sure I was you'd find me.
162 00:14:52,191 00:14:53,426 Great. Great.
163 00:14:53,493 00:14:56,663 What was it, Batman, my robot duplicate? What was it, Batman, my robot duplicate?
164 00:14:57,130 00:15:00,733 Of course. I should have built an auto destruct switch. Of course. I should have built an auto destruct switch.
165 00:15:00,833 00:15:04,103 But there's never enough time in the day, is there? But there's never enough time in the day, is there?
166 00:15:04,203 00:15:07,940 I told the Joining you were the cleverest of them all, I told the Joining you were the cleverest of them all,
167 00:15:08,041 00:15:11,110 but all they care about are the superpowered ones. but all they care about are the superpowered ones.
168 00:15:11,210 00:15:13,413 What made you go over to their side? What made you go over to their side?
169 00:15:13,546 00:15:17,116 They have so much to offer someone like me. They have so much to offer someone like me.
170 00:15:17,317 00:15:20,586 Remember the first time the Joining came? Remember the first time the Joining came?
171 00:15:22,088 00:15:24,624 Oh, it was bedlam... Oh, it was bedlam...
172 00:15:25,958 00:15:28,861 Destruction everywhere. Destruction everywhere.
173 00:15:37,503 00:15:40,073 I could hear it all from my room. I could hear it all from my room.
174 00:15:43,409 00:15:47,780 Arkham's brave attendants left me and my fellow inmates Arkham's brave attendants left me and my fellow inmates
175 00:15:47,880 00:15:50,216 to our own devices. to our own devices.
176 00:15:54,087 00:15:56,422 I was one of the lucky ones. I was one of the lucky ones.
177 00:15:56,589 00:15:58,791 All I wanted to do was get away. All I wanted to do was get away.
178 00:15:58,891 00:16:01,828 But then, fate intervened. But then, fate intervened.
179 00:16:19,379 00:16:21,247 I knew the alien vehicle I knew the alien vehicle
180 00:16:21,347 00:16:25,184 would have all sorts of fascinating technology. would have all sorts of fascinating technology.
181 00:16:27,253 00:16:30,957 I took as much of the Joining's equipment as I could. I took as much of the Joining's equipment as I could.
182 00:16:31,791 00:16:36,896 Including their vehicle's central communicator. Including their vehicle's central communicator.
183 00:16:37,497 00:16:40,466 Then I came to this place. Then I came to this place.
184 00:16:40,566 00:16:44,137 I combined their equipment to make a radio transmitter I combined their equipment to make a radio transmitter
185 00:16:44,237 00:16:46,339 that could contact them that could contact them
186 00:16:47,373 00:16:50,510 and then I made them my offer. and then I made them my offer.
187 00:16:50,610 00:16:53,246 If they supplied me with their technology, If they supplied me with their technology,
188 00:16:53,379 00:16:56,582 I would neutralize the Justice League. I would neutralize the Justice League.
189 00:16:56,682 00:17:00,086 In return, the Joining would give me something In return, the Joining would give me something
190 00:17:00,186 00:17:04,323 more valuable than even money or power... more valuable than even money or power...
191 00:17:04,424 00:17:08,227 The vast knowledge of the universe. The vast knowledge of the universe.
192 00:17:09,929 00:17:11,097 Where are they? Where are they?
193 00:17:11,197 00:17:12,899 Your friends? Your friends?
194 00:17:13,499 00:17:15,334 Voilà. Voilà.
195 00:17:20,273 00:17:21,774 My dream. My dream.
196 00:17:26,145 00:17:27,880 What are you doing to them? What are you doing to them?
197 00:17:28,247 00:17:31,083 You'll see soon enough. You'll see soon enough.
198 00:17:31,451 00:17:36,355 My, my... Look what my associate found in your belt, Batman. My, my... Look what my associate found in your belt, Batman.
199 00:17:36,456 00:17:41,227 A mini explosive set to go off in 3 minutes. A mini explosive set to go off in 3 minutes.
200 00:17:41,527 00:17:43,663 I knew you were up to something. I knew you were up to something.
201 00:17:43,763 00:17:47,300 You made it just a little too easy for me to catch you. You made it just a little too easy for me to catch you.
202 00:17:47,366 00:17:51,404 There had to be some sort of high tech surprise. There had to be some sort of high tech surprise.
203 00:17:51,504 00:17:54,106 Actually, it's rather low tech. Actually, it's rather low tech.
204 00:18:05,985 00:18:07,587 Stop him! Stop him!
205 00:18:31,143 00:18:33,212 What do you think those tubes are for? What do you think those tubes are for?
206 00:18:33,646 00:18:34,914 Don't know. Don't know.
207 00:18:35,014 00:18:37,016 Then how 'bout we cut 'em loose? Then how 'bout we cut 'em loose?
208 00:18:46,359 00:18:47,593 You okay? You okay?
209 00:18:49,128 00:18:51,264 Something doesn't feel right. Something doesn't feel right.
210 00:18:51,864 00:18:53,566 Well, you better get over it... Well, you better get over it...
211 00:18:55,067 00:18:57,970 'Cause I have a feeling we're gonna be needing you. 'Cause I have a feeling we're gonna be needing you.
212 00:19:22,128 00:19:24,730 My powers, they're gone. My powers, they're gone.
213 00:19:37,710 00:19:40,146 The androids have taken our powers. The androids have taken our powers.
214 00:19:44,750 00:19:46,786 What do we do now? What do we do now?