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1 00:00:14,148 00:00:17,384 I knew I should have splurged for the turbo. I knew I should have splurged for the turbo.
2 00:00:22,289 00:00:23,390 Whoa! Whoa!
3 00:00:27,961 00:00:29,663 I take it those weren't pigeons. I take it those weren't pigeons.
4 00:00:29,763 00:00:31,031 Look. Look.
5 00:00:33,066 00:00:35,436 "S. W.?" "S. W.?"
6 00:00:40,974 00:00:42,209 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
7 00:00:53,587 00:00:55,155 They're gone. They're gone.
8 00:00:56,190 00:00:59,426 Great, now the guys in hero suits are shooting at us. Great, now the guys in hero suits are shooting at us.
9 00:02:11,265 00:02:12,599 You got them on video? You got them on video?
10 00:02:12,699 00:02:15,302 A city traffic camera recorded their getaway. A city traffic camera recorded their getaway.
11 00:02:18,839 00:02:21,842 Whoa. Look at the wheels his sidekick gets. Whoa. Look at the wheels his sidekick gets.
12 00:02:21,942 00:02:24,511 And last week, when Killer Croc managed to escape us, And last week, when Killer Croc managed to escape us,
13 00:02:24,611 00:02:26,146 he must have had their help, too. he must have had their help, too.
14 00:02:26,213 00:02:27,948 That time they didn't show themselves. That time they didn't show themselves.
15 00:02:28,115 00:02:29,483 They're getting bolder. They're getting bolder.
16 00:02:29,550 00:02:30,717 So what do you think, So what do you think,
17 00:02:30,851 00:02:33,053 alternate versions of us from a parallel universe? alternate versions of us from a parallel universe?
18 00:02:33,186 00:02:35,222 Or maybe our matter-antimatter twins. Or maybe our matter-antimatter twins.
19 00:02:35,355 00:02:37,190 You've been reading too many comic books. You've been reading too many comic books.
20 00:02:37,324 00:02:39,159 You left out video games. You left out video games.
21 00:02:39,293 00:02:40,894 I thought you might need a reminder. I thought you might need a reminder.
22 00:02:41,028 00:02:44,097 Bruce and Dick have an appointment with their friends, the Mallorys. Bruce and Dick have an appointment with their friends, the Mallorys.
23 00:02:44,197 00:02:45,566 Andy Mallory? Andy Mallory?
24 00:02:47,067 00:02:48,468 Alright, I'll go. Alright, I'll go.
25 00:02:48,569 00:02:50,504 But I'm not gonna have any fun. But I'm not gonna have any fun.
26 00:02:52,306 00:02:54,408 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
27 00:02:57,945 00:03:00,147 And where, exactly, did you leave my brother? And where, exactly, did you leave my brother?
28 00:03:00,414 00:03:01,481 Too slow. Too slow.
29 00:03:01,582 00:03:02,916 Maybe! Maybe!
30 00:03:04,251 00:03:06,019 But I got style. But I got style.
31 00:03:06,153 00:03:07,621 Yee-haw! Yee-haw!
32 00:03:07,754 00:03:10,524 Yeah, you fall way cooler than I do. Yeah, you fall way cooler than I do.
33 00:03:10,624 00:03:12,426 Yet you keep trying to impress me. Yet you keep trying to impress me.
34 00:03:12,526 00:03:13,961 Come on, you two. Come on, you two.
35 00:03:14,094 00:03:17,230 Andy and I both appreciate you guys lending us this gear Andy and I both appreciate you guys lending us this gear
36 00:03:17,331 00:03:18,565 for our climb next week. for our climb next week.
37 00:03:18,699 00:03:21,501 No problem, Wayne Tech developed it for the military. No problem, Wayne Tech developed it for the military.
38 00:03:21,602 00:03:23,537 But I'd always rather it get used for fun. But I'd always rather it get used for fun.
39 00:03:23,637 00:03:26,206 Here, let me show you how the zipline works. Here, let me show you how the zipline works.
40 00:03:32,446 00:03:34,181 The cable's threaded with Titanium. The cable's threaded with Titanium.
41 00:03:34,314 00:03:36,283 It's thin but it can hold a ton. It's thin but it can hold a ton.
42 00:03:36,383 00:03:38,819 Hook your harness to the line, and... Hook your harness to the line, and...
43 00:03:48,328 00:03:51,465 Okay, Dick, show Andy how to hook himself in. Okay, Dick, show Andy how to hook himself in.
44 00:03:52,532 00:03:54,835 Like I'm gonna learn from a loser. Like I'm gonna learn from a loser.
45 00:03:54,935 00:03:56,403 Hey, I was first. Hey, I was first.
46 00:03:57,504 00:03:59,272 - Out of my way! - Look out! - Out of my way! - Look out!
47 00:04:02,709 00:04:03,844 Brilliant. Brilliant.
48 00:04:03,977 00:04:05,479 Your fault. Your fault.
49 00:04:05,746 00:04:09,082 So, how to retrieve a stuck teammate. So, how to retrieve a stuck teammate.
50 00:04:13,426 00:04:15,395 I guess I'll see you at fencing next week. I guess I'll see you at fencing next week.
51 00:04:15,802 00:04:16,937 Dick? Dick?
52 00:04:17,257 00:04:19,192 Yeah. See ya. Yeah. See ya.
53 00:04:22,729 00:04:25,265 Guess they'll be having a talk. Guess they'll be having a talk.
54 00:04:25,499 00:04:27,200 So will we. So will we.
55 00:04:30,170 00:04:32,339 Aw, let it go, big bro. Aw, let it go, big bro.
56 00:04:32,472 00:04:35,909 Look at all the swag you scored from your chump friend. Look at all the swag you scored from your chump friend.
57 00:04:36,243 00:04:40,013 Every little bit helps when you got a Bat to squash. Every little bit helps when you got a Bat to squash.
58 00:04:47,621 00:04:50,824 Good evening and welcome to the first broadcast Good evening and welcome to the first broadcast
59 00:04:50,924 00:04:53,760 of the city's newest lottery sensation... of the city's newest lottery sensation...
60 00:04:53,894 00:04:56,563 ...the Gotham Millionaire Fun Ball. ...the Gotham Millionaire Fun Ball.
61 00:05:04,738 00:05:07,908 I can see why you think this might attract someone's attention. I can see why you think this might attract someone's attention.
62 00:05:09,509 00:05:12,446 Let's get right to it and find out our first number. Let's get right to it and find out our first number.
63 00:05:15,982 00:05:17,284 Wait! Wait!
64 00:05:19,019 00:05:20,554 Wait for me! Wait for me!
65 00:05:32,833 00:05:34,301 Oh, this is awful. Oh, this is awful.
66 00:05:34,434 00:05:35,902 I can't find my ticket. I can't find my ticket.
67 00:05:36,002 00:05:38,605 Ah! There's the ticket. Ah! There's the ticket.
68 00:05:48,682 00:05:49,983 Ha! Ha!
69 00:05:52,052 00:05:55,555 Now, that's what I call a winning smile. Now, that's what I call a winning smile.
70 00:06:09,803 00:06:12,072 What a million-dollar surprise. What a million-dollar surprise.
71 00:06:12,205 00:06:15,876 Now I can win the lottery and scratch off Batman at the... Now I can win the lottery and scratch off Batman at the...
72 00:06:16,276 00:06:17,577 Huh? Huh?
73 00:06:23,950 00:06:26,186 Hey! You stepped on my line! Hey! You stepped on my line!
74 00:06:27,154 00:06:29,589 Take your money, Joker. We'll handle the Batman. Take your money, Joker. We'll handle the Batman.
75 00:06:31,458 00:06:32,926 Who asked you? Who asked you?
76 00:06:41,568 00:06:43,003 Yaah! Yaah!
77 00:06:52,312 00:06:53,580 W and S. W and S.
78 00:06:53,713 00:06:55,849 "Wipeout" and "Sudden Stop". "Wipeout" and "Sudden Stop".
79 00:06:56,116 00:06:58,552 That's "Wrath" and "Scorn". That's "Wrath" and "Scorn".
80 00:07:11,031 00:07:13,233 Who are you? Why are you doing this? Who are you? Why are you doing this?
81 00:07:13,333 00:07:15,435 Someone has to stand up to your kind. Someone has to stand up to your kind.
82 00:07:15,535 00:07:18,805 Joker's just trying to make a living like anyone else. Joker's just trying to make a living like anyone else.
83 00:07:22,542 00:07:25,312 Criminals are simple, Batman, direct. Criminals are simple, Batman, direct.
84 00:07:25,412 00:07:26,880 Joker doesn't wear a mask. Joker doesn't wear a mask.
85 00:07:27,013 00:07:28,915 He shows his face for the world to see. He shows his face for the world to see.
86 00:07:29,049 00:07:30,717 Then you won't mind doing the same? Then you won't mind doing the same?
87 00:07:30,817 00:07:32,352 You first. You first.
88 00:08:51,965 00:08:54,467 Hey, Will, sorry about missing fencing class. Hey, Will, sorry about missing fencing class.
89 00:08:54,567 00:08:56,469 Suddenly my schedule got jammed. Suddenly my schedule got jammed.
90 00:08:56,569 00:08:57,837 That's okay, Bruce. That's okay, Bruce.
91 00:08:57,938 00:08:59,906 I've got some extra business to take care of, too. I've got some extra business to take care of, too.
92 00:09:00,040 00:09:01,274 We'll hook up later. We'll hook up later.
93 00:09:01,374 00:09:02,609 Ciao. Ciao.
94 00:09:04,411 00:09:05,512 What's wrong? What's wrong?
95 00:09:05,645 00:09:08,214 Sometimes our schedules are too similar. Sometimes our schedules are too similar.
96 00:09:08,515 00:09:09,783 Extra business? Extra business?
97 00:09:09,883 00:09:12,552 If it were a business, Joker would cut us in on his take. If it were a business, Joker would cut us in on his take.
98 00:09:12,686 00:09:14,054 All the criminals would. All the criminals would.
99 00:09:14,187 00:09:15,722 We're not doing it for money. We're not doing it for money.
100 00:09:15,855 00:09:17,524 We're doing it for them. We're doing it for them.
101 00:09:19,392 00:09:21,895 Why bother? I don't even remember them. Why bother? I don't even remember them.
102 00:09:21,995 00:09:23,296 They'd be proud of you. They'd be proud of you.
103 00:09:23,396 00:09:25,966 They'd be proud of us both for taking on the Batman. They'd be proud of us both for taking on the Batman.
104 00:09:26,066 00:09:28,001 He's everything they hated. He's everything they hated.
105 00:09:29,869 00:09:32,472 That, Mom and Dad and I have in common. That, Mom and Dad and I have in common.
106 00:09:32,572 00:09:36,109 It's funny. Last night I felt like we knew each other. It's funny. Last night I felt like we knew each other.
107 00:09:36,343 00:09:38,545 We were so... in sync. We were so... in sync.
108 00:09:38,678 00:09:42,382 Uh, don't tell me you're starting to respect him. Uh, don't tell me you're starting to respect him.
109 00:09:42,582 00:09:45,218 Little brother, you've got nothing to worry about there. Little brother, you've got nothing to worry about there.
110 00:09:45,318 00:09:47,420 In fact, now that we know we can take him, In fact, now that we know we can take him,
111 00:09:47,520 00:09:50,256 it's time to move on to the next stage. it's time to move on to the next stage.
112 00:09:53,026 00:09:56,896 - What's with the club meeting? - Yeah, I ain't no joiner. - What's with the club meeting? - Yeah, I ain't no joiner.
113 00:09:57,030 00:10:01,067 Uh, that's true, Mr. Scarface tells me all the time he works alone. Uh, that's true, Mr. Scarface tells me all the time he works alone.
114 00:10:01,201 00:10:04,371 This better not be one of your teamwork schemes, Pengie. This better not be one of your teamwork schemes, Pengie.
115 00:10:04,471 00:10:08,208 I assure you I had nothing to do with this. I assure you I had nothing to do with this.
116 00:10:08,341 00:10:09,809 Joker? Joker?
117 00:10:09,909 00:10:11,044 Please. Please.
118 00:10:11,144 00:10:14,481 I had no time to clean up put out trail mix, grease the trapdoor. I had no time to clean up put out trail mix, grease the trapdoor.
119 00:10:14,614 00:10:16,416 I invited you here. I invited you here.
120 00:10:19,652 00:10:21,421 Oh, it's this one. Oh, it's this one.
121 00:10:21,554 00:10:24,157 You know, I could have handled Batman myself. You know, I could have handled Batman myself.
122 00:10:24,257 00:10:26,893 But no, you had to take all the fun out of it. But no, you had to take all the fun out of it.
123 00:10:27,027 00:10:29,829 Ah, now, just a second. Ah, now, just a second.
124 00:10:29,963 00:10:32,999 I was thrilled to have this good fellow's assistance I was thrilled to have this good fellow's assistance
125 00:10:33,133 00:10:35,769 and I vote we hear the man out. and I vote we hear the man out.
126 00:10:35,902 00:10:38,972 So, who are you and what's your racket? So, who are you and what's your racket?
127 00:10:39,072 00:10:41,474 No racket. I'm just a friend. No racket. I'm just a friend.
128 00:10:41,574 00:10:43,710 One who believes criminals have it tough enough One who believes criminals have it tough enough
129 00:10:43,810 00:10:46,646 without having to deal with that rabid Bat. without having to deal with that rabid Bat.
130 00:10:47,580 00:10:50,583 Scorn and I are just here to even the field. Scorn and I are just here to even the field.
131 00:10:50,717 00:10:52,719 What if we don't want your help? What if we don't want your help?
132 00:10:52,852 00:10:55,055 That's up to you, but there's a job tonight That's up to you, but there's a job tonight
133 00:10:55,155 00:10:57,624 that can make you all infinitely rich. that can make you all infinitely rich.
134 00:10:58,058 00:11:00,260 It's too ambitious for any one criminal. It's too ambitious for any one criminal.
135 00:11:00,326 00:11:02,962 But with my backup, you might be able to pull it off. But with my backup, you might be able to pull it off.
136 00:11:07,333 00:11:08,802 Engraving plates? Engraving plates?
137 00:11:08,935 00:11:10,837 - For printing money? - Right. - For printing money? - Right.
138 00:11:10,970 00:11:13,139 They're being unloaded at the docks tonight. They're being unloaded at the docks tonight.
139 00:11:13,239 00:11:15,809 It's too big a prize not to attract Wrath. It's too big a prize not to attract Wrath.
140 00:11:19,279 00:11:23,083 You know, it's kind of creepy how you're getting into this guy's head. You know, it's kind of creepy how you're getting into this guy's head.
141 00:11:23,216 00:11:24,851 It's like you and he are the same. It's like you and he are the same.
142 00:11:24,984 00:11:26,820 Not in a way that counts. Not in a way that counts.
143 00:11:41,701 00:11:42,969 Who's there? Who's there?
144 00:11:47,941 00:11:49,375 What? What?
145 00:11:51,077 00:11:53,346 Nice shot, Mr. Scarface. Nice shot, Mr. Scarface.
146 00:12:00,386 00:12:01,821 Shocking. Shocking.
147 00:12:05,158 00:12:06,960 So what's left for me to do? So what's left for me to do?
148 00:12:07,093 00:12:09,562 Hey. Help me unload this loot. Hey. Help me unload this loot.
149 00:12:09,662 00:12:11,598 Oh, good times. Oh, good times.
150 00:12:22,842 00:12:24,177 Harbor patrol. Harbor patrol.
151 00:12:46,132 00:12:47,200 Get out of here. Get out of here.
152 00:13:09,389 00:13:11,424 Titanium cable. Titanium cable.
153 00:13:15,862 00:13:17,197 Bruce? Bruce?
154 00:13:17,997 00:13:19,666 It is you. It is you.
155 00:13:25,605 00:13:27,440 We are too much alike. We are too much alike.
156 00:13:32,979 00:13:35,114 What's the problem, bird boy? What's the problem, bird boy?
157 00:13:35,215 00:13:37,584 Too scared to take me head-on? Too scared to take me head-on?
158 00:13:38,418 00:13:40,553 What's your problem, Scorn dog? What's your problem, Scorn dog?
159 00:13:40,687 00:13:42,222 Too slow to catch me? Too slow to catch me?
160 00:13:55,201 00:13:56,936 Not too bright, either. Not too bright, either.
161 00:13:58,071 00:14:00,807 Sort of like fencing class, isn't it, old pal? Sort of like fencing class, isn't it, old pal?
162 00:14:01,007 00:14:02,609 You know who I am, don't you? You know who I am, don't you?
163 00:14:02,709 00:14:03,943 I wish I didn't. I wish I didn't.
164 00:14:04,010 00:14:05,678 Then you know why I'm going to win. Then you know why I'm going to win.
165 00:14:05,745 00:14:07,647 I'm willing to destroy my enemies. I'm willing to destroy my enemies.
166 00:14:10,783 00:14:12,952 You just send yours to jail. You just send yours to jail.
167 00:14:26,366 00:14:27,934 Jail will do. Jail will do.
168 00:14:33,806 00:14:35,074 Where's Wrath? Where's Wrath?
169 00:14:35,174 00:14:36,442 Move it, dummy! Move it, dummy!
170 00:14:40,713 00:14:42,181 I'm outta here. I'm outta here.
171 00:15:30,463 00:15:31,998 Where is he? Where is he?
172 00:15:32,365 00:15:34,367 He's on speakerphone. He's on speakerphone.
173 00:15:34,567 00:15:36,836 You failed us, friend. You failed us, friend.
174 00:15:37,036 00:15:39,872 We barely got out of there with our feathers intact. We barely got out of there with our feathers intact.
175 00:15:39,972 00:15:41,941 I'll make it up to you and then some, I'll make it up to you and then some,
176 00:15:42,041 00:15:44,143 because I now know who Batman is. because I now know who Batman is.
177 00:15:44,243 00:15:47,113 And I'm going to rid the city of him once and for all. And I'm going to rid the city of him once and for all.
178 00:15:47,213 00:15:49,248 Did you hear that, dummy? Did you hear that, dummy?
179 00:15:49,682 00:15:51,584 That'll be my gift to you. That'll be my gift to you.
180 00:15:51,851 00:15:53,152 Let's go. Let's go.
181 00:15:54,087 00:15:56,489 Next stop... Wayne mansion. Next stop... Wayne mansion.
182 00:15:56,589 00:15:58,558 Where's your smile, Joker? Where's your smile, Joker?
183 00:15:58,658 00:16:00,927 It's the end of the Batman. It's the end of the Batman.
184 00:16:05,565 00:16:06,999 I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
185 00:16:07,133 00:16:10,136 Will and Andy's parents were notorious jewel thieves. Will and Andy's parents were notorious jewel thieves.
186 00:16:10,303 00:16:12,004 Explains the Mallory money. Explains the Mallory money.
187 00:16:12,105 00:16:14,374 Eventually they got caught and were sent to prison Eventually they got caught and were sent to prison
188 00:16:14,474 00:16:16,409 around the same time my parents died. around the same time my parents died.
189 00:16:16,542 00:16:18,144 So what's our next move? So what's our next move?
190 00:16:18,344 00:16:20,313 We pay the Mallory brothers a visit. We pay the Mallory brothers a visit.
191 00:16:20,413 00:16:22,882 Unless we get to you first. Unless we get to you first.
192 00:16:46,839 00:16:50,343 I'm sorry, sir, he came up behind me as I opened the clock. I'm sorry, sir, he came up behind me as I opened the clock.
193 00:16:50,443 00:16:53,012 It's alright. Just stay hidden somewhere safe. It's alright. Just stay hidden somewhere safe.
194 00:16:58,418 00:17:00,286 Come on out, Dickie bird. Come on out, Dickie bird.
195 00:17:00,420 00:17:01,988 We got a score to settle. We got a score to settle.
196 00:17:02,088 00:17:04,524 Right behind you, Andrew. Right behind you, Andrew.
197 00:17:09,429 00:17:11,030 Yaah! Yaah!
198 00:17:15,435 00:17:17,570 I should have known you were Batman, Bruce. I should have known you were Batman, Bruce.
199 00:17:17,670 00:17:20,139 You were always so civic-minded. You were always so civic-minded.
200 00:17:20,339 00:17:22,275 It ends here and now. It ends here and now.
201 00:17:28,514 00:17:30,049 I destroy this place. I destroy this place.
202 00:17:30,183 00:17:31,784 I destroy everything you are. I destroy everything you are.
203 00:17:34,654 00:17:36,756 And then I'll destroy you. And then I'll destroy you.
204 00:17:41,027 00:17:43,196 Somewhere safe, he says. Somewhere safe, he says.
205 00:17:48,100 00:17:49,802 Gotcha, Dickie. Gotcha, Dickie.
206 00:17:50,136 00:17:51,771 It's over, Bruce. It's over, Bruce.
207 00:17:52,004 00:17:54,440 You've forgotten home court advantage. You've forgotten home court advantage.
208 00:17:54,540 00:17:56,342 You have no court left. You have no court left.
209 00:17:56,542 00:17:58,377 You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised.
210 00:18:15,995 00:18:17,196 Huh? Huh?
211 00:18:28,608 00:18:30,776 You come to our house? You come to our house?
212 00:18:41,521 00:18:43,055 Is it over? Is it over?
213 00:18:46,425 00:18:48,961 If I go to jail, I'll tell everyone who you are. If I go to jail, I'll tell everyone who you are.
214 00:18:49,061 00:18:50,830 You'll be a target the rest of your life. You'll be a target the rest of your life.
215 00:18:50,963 00:18:52,865 But I swear, I'll never tell a soul But I swear, I'll never tell a soul
216 00:18:52,965 00:18:54,534 if you just let us go. if you just let us go.
217 00:18:54,700 00:18:57,603 But that really would destroy everything I am. But that really would destroy everything I am.
218 00:18:59,105 00:19:00,806 You think I'm kidding, Batman? You think I'm kidding, Batman?
219 00:19:00,907 00:19:04,544 You're finished! Through! Hear me? It's over! You're finished! Through! Hear me? It's over!
220 00:19:04,744 00:19:07,647 Get ready to be famous, Dickie. Get ready to be famous, Dickie.
221 00:19:09,882 00:19:13,085 So that's it? He tells and there's no more Batman? So that's it? He tells and there's no more Batman?
222 00:19:13,185 00:19:14,854 I'm afraid so. I'm afraid so.
223 00:19:15,922 00:19:17,857 It was great while it lasted. It was great while it lasted.
224 00:19:20,326 00:19:22,228 Bad night, boys? Bad night, boys?
225 00:19:22,762 00:19:24,430 Joker, hurry, uncuff us. Joker, hurry, uncuff us.
226 00:19:24,530 00:19:26,332 Oh, I'll do better than that. Oh, I'll do better than that.
227 00:19:26,432 00:19:28,768 I'll completely unhinge you. I'll completely unhinge you.
228 00:19:29,135 00:19:32,405 What? You can't! We know who he is. We'll tell you! What? You can't! We know who he is. We'll tell you!
229 00:19:32,538 00:19:33,673 Batman is... Batman is...
230 00:19:41,047 00:19:42,915 Destroying you is my game. Destroying you is my game.
231 00:19:43,015 00:19:45,451 And I won't have anyone stealing my fun. And I won't have anyone stealing my fun.
232 00:19:49,589 00:19:51,891 So does this mean we're back in business? So does this mean we're back in business?
233 00:19:52,260 00:19:54,131 I don't think anyone's telling secrets. I don't think anyone's telling secrets.
234 00:19:54,226 00:19:55,861 Anytime soon. Anytime soon.