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1 00:00:24,691 00:00:26,660 So, this is what Captain Slash plans So, this is what Captain Slash plans
2 00:00:26,727 00:00:28,695 to use to destroy the city. to use to destroy the city.
3 00:00:29,763 00:00:33,033 Nightwing. You again? Nightwing. You again?
4 00:00:34,134 00:00:35,469 Slash! Slash!
5 00:00:46,647 00:00:50,184 When will you learn you can't play at my level? When will you learn you can't play at my level?
6 00:00:59,359 00:01:02,362 Man, Slash nailed me again. Man, Slash nailed me again.
7 00:01:03,363 00:01:05,999 - Nightwing? - My Internet game character. - Nightwing? - My Internet game character.
8 00:01:06,133 00:01:07,634 Cool, huh? Cool, huh?
9 00:01:08,735 00:01:10,404 But not as cool as him. But not as cool as him.
10 00:01:10,537 00:01:13,373 I bet the real Slash is one totally awesome... I bet the real Slash is one totally awesome...
11 00:01:13,440 00:01:17,778 Dude, take your Nightwing and give it a rest. Dude, take your Nightwing and give it a rest.
12 00:01:18,278 00:01:21,415 Slacker, are you playing video games? Slacker, are you playing video games?
13 00:01:21,515 00:01:23,016 Well, uh... Well, uh...
14 00:01:23,150 00:01:25,052 Or are you purposely not controlling Or are you purposely not controlling
15 00:01:25,152 00:01:27,154 these bank robbers in a box? these bank robbers in a box?
16 00:01:27,254 00:01:29,790 He had them working in rehearsal. He had them working in rehearsal.
17 00:01:31,058 00:01:34,161 Ah, hon, we can still rob the bank without them. Ah, hon, we can still rob the bank without them.
18 00:01:34,294 00:01:36,430 I'm not in the mood now. I'm not in the mood now.
19 00:01:38,932 00:01:42,302 But I am in the mood to do something else. But I am in the mood to do something else.
20 00:01:49,443 00:01:52,045 Oh, pudding, give him a chance. Oh, pudding, give him a chance.
21 00:01:52,145 00:01:54,681 Martin's got lots of ideas. Martin's got lots of ideas.
22 00:01:55,549 00:01:58,552 Uh, yeah, dude, this one's totally cool. Uh, yeah, dude, this one's totally cool.
23 00:01:58,685 00:02:01,288 A video game helmet I modified. A video game helmet I modified.
24 00:02:01,421 00:02:02,856 Video game? Video game?
25 00:02:02,990 00:02:05,392 Boys, dinner is served. Boys, dinner is served.
26 00:02:05,492 00:02:07,427 That lets you mentally download money out of a bank That lets you mentally download money out of a bank
27 00:02:07,561 00:02:09,363 into your own secret account. into your own secret account.
28 00:02:09,463 00:02:13,100 Hmm? Mentally download money? Hmm? Mentally download money?
29 00:02:13,333 00:02:16,503 Now, there's a video game worth playing. Now, there's a video game worth playing.
30 00:03:27,274 00:03:28,775 I know I called you last minute, I know I called you last minute,
31 00:03:28,875 00:03:31,011 but I wanted you to be the first to see this. but I wanted you to be the first to see this.
32 00:03:31,144 00:03:34,748 Bruce, we're not here to watch stupid dog tricks, are we? Bruce, we're not here to watch stupid dog tricks, are we?
33 00:03:34,881 00:03:37,718 No. Because that's not a dog. No. Because that's not a dog.
34 00:03:38,352 00:03:40,320 And it's not a trick. And it's not a trick.
35 00:03:41,388 00:03:43,991 It's the latest in nanobot technology. It's the latest in nanobot technology.
36 00:03:45,425 00:03:47,060 Not only have we been able to give Not only have we been able to give
37 00:03:47,194 00:03:50,130 each tiny robot its own flight sustainable motor each tiny robot its own flight sustainable motor
38 00:03:50,263 00:03:53,133 but also the ability to magnetically bond together. but also the ability to magnetically bond together.
39 00:03:53,266 00:03:54,968 Their interdependent programming enabled them Their interdependent programming enabled them
40 00:03:55,102 00:03:57,037 to form any solid shape. to form any solid shape.
41 00:03:57,170 00:03:59,539 And they can even self-replicate. And they can even self-replicate.
42 00:03:59,673 00:04:03,944 Gentlemen, you are witnessing a leap in technology so great that... Gentlemen, you are witnessing a leap in technology so great that...
43 00:04:07,126 00:04:08,876 Uh, I can't even finish talking about it. Uh, I can't even finish talking about it.
44 00:04:08,982 00:04:10,617 Davis, take over. Davis, take over.
45 00:04:21,361 00:04:23,930 Enjoy the afternoon nap, kiddies. Enjoy the afternoon nap, kiddies.
46 00:04:24,097 00:04:27,401 While those of us on the cutting edge of technology... While those of us on the cutting edge of technology...
47 00:04:28,101 00:04:30,937 ...explore new ways to rip you off. ...explore new ways to rip you off.
48 00:04:35,275 00:04:38,145 Let's see if this baby works. Let's see if this baby works.
49 00:04:38,245 00:04:40,681 Accessing account for withdrawal. Accessing account for withdrawal.
50 00:04:47,254 00:04:48,789 Ha! Ha!
51 00:04:50,590 00:04:53,260 Transfer in cash to secure account. Transfer in cash to secure account.
52 00:04:53,360 00:04:57,064 No keys, no vaults, no combinations. No keys, no vaults, no combinations.
53 00:04:57,197 00:04:59,499 Just mind over moolah! Just mind over moolah!
54 00:04:59,633 00:05:01,768 Look, ma. No hands! Look, ma. No hands!
55 00:05:03,403 00:05:05,172 And no future. And no future.
56 00:05:15,015 00:05:16,883 Spoilsports. Spoilsports.
57 00:05:41,374 00:05:44,044 Captain Slash's lightning insignia? Captain Slash's lightning insignia?
58 00:05:46,246 00:05:49,516 Harley, what happened to your hair? Harley, what happened to your hair?
59 00:05:50,317 00:05:53,120 Why are you wasting breath on that crummy impostor Why are you wasting breath on that crummy impostor
60 00:05:53,220 00:05:55,689 when the real McCoy is right here? when the real McCoy is right here?
61 00:05:55,956 00:05:58,291 A digital Joker? A digital Joker?
62 00:05:58,492 00:06:00,093 When this thing short-circuited, When this thing short-circuited,
63 00:06:00,227 00:06:02,929 it must have transmitted a duplicate Joker into the system. it must have transmitted a duplicate Joker into the system.
64 00:06:03,063 00:06:04,264 Hmm? Hmm?
65 00:06:05,332 00:06:07,400 If that's true, then... If that's true, then...
66 00:06:09,202 00:06:11,538 Try and cuff me now, Batsy. Try and cuff me now, Batsy.
67 00:06:12,939 00:06:14,007 I will. I will.
68 00:06:14,141 00:06:15,976 You're not leaving this computer. You're not leaving this computer.
69 00:06:16,376 00:06:20,013 Slacker! Slacker, download me, now! Slacker! Slacker, download me, now!
70 00:06:27,220 00:06:29,289 At least, we've still got the real Joker. At least, we've still got the real Joker.
71 00:06:29,422 00:06:31,958 A digital Joker could be just as dangerous. A digital Joker could be just as dangerous.
72 00:06:32,092 00:06:34,127 Let's get the original one to the hospital. Let's get the original one to the hospital.
73 00:06:37,164 00:06:39,299 Dude, you've gone cyber. Dude, you've gone cyber.
74 00:06:39,432 00:06:41,401 How totally cool is that! How totally cool is that!
75 00:06:41,535 00:06:45,038 My idea of cool is not spending the rest of my life My idea of cool is not spending the rest of my life
76 00:06:45,172 00:06:46,740 as a screen saver! as a screen saver!
77 00:06:46,873 00:06:48,742 You're making Marty feel bad. You're making Marty feel bad.
78 00:06:48,875 00:06:51,878 He'll figure a way out. Right, Marty? He'll figure a way out. Right, Marty?
79 00:06:51,978 00:06:55,048 I've heard of something new in town that might help you, I've heard of something new in town that might help you,
80 00:06:55,182 00:06:57,517 but we'll need a diversion to access it. but we'll need a diversion to access it.
81 00:07:00,587 00:07:02,823 Hidey ho, Gotham! Hidey ho, Gotham!
82 00:07:02,923 00:07:06,359 And welcome to HD Joker TV. And welcome to HD Joker TV.
83 00:07:06,459 00:07:10,497 Let me ask you all, does this high-def make my hips look big? Let me ask you all, does this high-def make my hips look big?
84 00:07:10,730 00:07:13,166 He's broken into every major system. He's broken into every major system.
85 00:07:13,466 00:07:16,236 This antivirus program should flush him out. This antivirus program should flush him out.
86 00:07:20,340 00:07:23,977 Nice try, Batsy, but that just tickles. Nice try, Batsy, but that just tickles.
87 00:07:24,177 00:07:27,948 He must be transmitting himself from a system I haven't accounted for. He must be transmitting himself from a system I haven't accounted for.
88 00:07:29,916 00:07:32,552 Like maybe inside a game system. Like maybe inside a game system.
89 00:07:32,786 00:07:34,154 Here. Let me. Here. Let me.
90 00:07:36,556 00:07:38,792 Yeah. He's in the game. Yeah. He's in the game.
91 00:07:39,092 00:07:42,329 Slacker, how long does it take to break into that lab? Slacker, how long does it take to break into that lab?
92 00:07:42,462 00:07:44,431 Dude, I'm almost in. Dude, I'm almost in.
93 00:07:44,564 00:07:45,966 WayneTech. WayneTech.
94 00:07:47,267 00:07:49,069 That's where he's going. That's where he's going.
95 00:07:49,202 00:07:51,438 Joker's been diverting us from his real plan. Joker's been diverting us from his real plan.
96 00:07:51,571 00:07:53,974 But he can't carry it out if he's deleted. But he can't carry it out if he's deleted.
97 00:07:57,944 00:07:59,246 Nightwing? Nightwing?
98 00:07:59,379 00:08:01,648 You should pick better company, Captain. You should pick better company, Captain.
99 00:08:05,385 00:08:07,020 Slacker! Slacker!
100 00:08:07,520 00:08:08,889 I'm in. I'm in.
101 00:08:16,196 00:08:17,631 Huh? Huh?
102 00:08:18,431 00:08:20,066 Hmm. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah.
103 00:08:21,534 00:08:24,804 I feel like a million bots. I feel like a million bots.
104 00:08:38,051 00:08:39,819 Still behind glass! Still behind glass!
105 00:08:39,920 00:08:43,323 Joker, you're not thinking outside the box. Joker, you're not thinking outside the box.
106 00:08:43,690 00:08:45,325 Use your head. Use your head.
107 00:08:51,331 00:08:52,966 That was a no-brainer. That was a no-brainer.
108 00:08:56,803 00:08:58,738 Huh? Huh?
109 00:08:59,572 00:09:03,076 Ooh, look who's arrived at my coming out party. Ooh, look who's arrived at my coming out party.
110 00:09:03,310 00:09:05,178 The party's over, Joker. The party's over, Joker.
111 00:09:07,180 00:09:08,841 Oh, no, Batsy. Oh, no, Batsy.
112 00:09:09,149 00:09:11,251 It's just getting started. It's just getting started.
113 00:09:14,621 00:09:16,856 I'm guessing the only thing worse than a digital Joker I'm guessing the only thing worse than a digital Joker
114 00:09:16,990 00:09:18,892 is a nanobot Joker. is a nanobot Joker.
115 00:09:36,209 00:09:38,178 Medical report, stat! Medical report, stat!
116 00:09:38,278 00:09:41,414 Y-you had a bad accident. You're a very sick man. Y-you had a bad accident. You're a very sick man.
117 00:09:41,548 00:09:43,750 Flattery won't save you. Flattery won't save you.
118 00:09:50,256 00:09:52,058 Consider me an outpatient. Consider me an outpatient.
119 00:10:03,937 00:10:05,605 Daddy's home. Daddy's home.
120 00:10:05,872 00:10:07,607 Dude, it worked. Dude, it worked.
121 00:10:07,741 00:10:11,277 Hate to admit it, but you finally did something right. Hate to admit it, but you finally did something right.
122 00:10:11,378 00:10:14,214 Sorry, boys, he's off the menu... Sorry, boys, he's off the menu...
123 00:10:14,410 00:10:15,808 ...for now. ...for now.
124 00:10:17,250 00:10:18,918 Don't take it wrong, hon Don't take it wrong, hon
125 00:10:19,052 00:10:22,188 but a boyfriend who's a collection of itty-bitty robots but a boyfriend who's a collection of itty-bitty robots
126 00:10:22,322 00:10:24,791 is kind of weird. is kind of weird.
127 00:10:24,924 00:10:27,560 I'll have you know I'm the greatest version of Joker I'll have you know I'm the greatest version of Joker
128 00:10:27,660 00:10:29,295 there's ever been. there's ever been.
129 00:10:30,030 00:10:32,032 Joker 2.0. Joker 2.0.
130 00:10:32,132 00:10:36,136 More like a bad joke, minus one. More like a bad joke, minus one.
131 00:10:36,436 00:10:38,772 Ah, I should have known I'd show up. Ah, I should have known I'd show up.
132 00:10:38,905 00:10:41,307 Pudding? Real pudding? Pudding? Real pudding?
133 00:10:41,541 00:10:43,243 Tapioca. Tapioca.
134 00:10:43,543 00:10:45,745 I'm not even going to ask I'm not even going to ask
135 00:10:45,845 00:10:48,660 since I'm sure this is one of your snafus. since I'm sure this is one of your snafus.
136 00:10:50,984 00:10:54,220 Huh! Am I really that ruggedly handsome? Huh! Am I really that ruggedly handsome?
137 00:10:54,354 00:10:55,355 Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
138 00:11:00,527 00:11:03,430 I can't stay mad at myself. I can't stay mad at myself.
139 00:11:04,831 00:11:06,833 Let's work together. Let's work together.
140 00:11:30,723 00:11:33,126 Let's get this show on the road. Let's get this show on the road.
141 00:11:33,868 00:11:35,136 Huh? Huh?
142 00:11:38,364 00:11:40,066 Hey! Wait! Hey! Wait!
143 00:11:40,533 00:11:42,702 Open the gate, Slacker. Open the gate, Slacker.
144 00:11:44,070 00:11:45,572 Deactivating main gate. Deactivating main gate.
145 00:11:55,048 00:11:56,382 Show-off! Show-off!
146 00:12:02,122 00:12:03,456 The gem depository. The gem depository.
147 00:12:03,556 00:12:04,991 Gotta be Joker. Gotta be Joker.
148 00:12:05,058 00:12:06,593 But which one? But which one?
149 00:12:10,563 00:12:12,932 You gotta help me... brother. You gotta help me... brother.
150 00:12:13,066 00:12:16,402 Gladly. I'll forward your mail to Gotham prison. Gladly. I'll forward your mail to Gotham prison.
151 00:12:16,536 00:12:19,739 Attention, old Joker, version 1.0. Attention, old Joker, version 1.0.
152 00:12:27,447 00:12:29,015 Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished.
153 00:12:30,617 00:12:33,119 But where's pudding, pudding? But where's pudding, pudding?
154 00:12:34,921 00:12:36,923 Okay, kiddies, let's roll. Okay, kiddies, let's roll.
155 00:12:37,056 00:12:38,558 Hold it! Hold it!
156 00:12:38,658 00:12:41,694 Not without the real real me. Not without the real real me.
157 00:12:47,200 00:12:49,869 Ew! Creepy. Ew! Creepy.
158 00:12:50,370 00:12:53,473 Dude, where'd you get the extra nanobots to do that? Dude, where'd you get the extra nanobots to do that?
159 00:12:53,606 00:12:55,074 I made them myself. I made them myself.
160 00:12:55,175 00:12:56,809 Just one of my tricks. Just one of my tricks.
161 00:12:56,910 00:12:58,745 No. Aah! No. Aah!
162 00:13:00,446 00:13:01,848 We have some too. We have some too.
163 00:13:03,683 00:13:04,951 That's it, Batsy. That's it, Batsy.
164 00:13:05,118 00:13:07,053 Give him the old shock and awe. Give him the old shock and awe.
165 00:13:10,490 00:13:11,991 Turncoat. Turncoat.
166 00:13:13,660 00:13:15,228 Lovely night for a drive. Lovely night for a drive.
167 00:13:15,361 00:13:16,896 Hit the gas! Hit the gas!
168 00:13:18,464 00:13:19,999 Excuse me, Batsy. Excuse me, Batsy.
169 00:13:20,133 00:13:22,802 I have some unfinished business to attend to. I have some unfinished business to attend to.
170 00:13:31,277 00:13:34,314 Am I getting bigger or is the Batmobile getting smaller? Am I getting bigger or is the Batmobile getting smaller?
171 00:13:34,547 00:13:35,949 This isn't the Batmobile. This isn't the Batmobile.
172 00:13:36,082 00:13:37,417 Correctamundo! Correctamundo!
173 00:13:37,550 00:13:40,153 It's the new nanobot Batmobile. It's the new nanobot Batmobile.
174 00:13:41,821 00:13:44,257 A compact version gets better gas mileage. A compact version gets better gas mileage.
175 00:13:44,390 00:13:45,992 Don't you think? Don't you think?
176 00:13:54,701 00:13:56,502 What made it disintegrate? What made it disintegrate?
177 00:13:56,636 00:13:58,271 An electromagnetic pulse. An electromagnetic pulse.
178 00:13:58,371 00:14:00,540 It can temporarily deactivate the nanites. It can temporarily deactivate the nanites.
179 00:14:00,673 00:14:02,075 Huh? Huh?
180 00:14:08,548 00:14:11,584 If nano Joker can keep multiplying how do we stop him? If nano Joker can keep multiplying how do we stop him?
181 00:14:11,684 00:14:14,220 We stall until we can bring in something bigger to match him. We stall until we can bring in something bigger to match him.
182 00:14:14,354 00:14:16,956 Alfred, I'm gonna need an item from the cave. Alfred, I'm gonna need an item from the cave.
183 00:14:24,764 00:14:26,399 License, registration... License, registration...
184 00:14:26,532 00:14:27,734 ...Joker. ...Joker.
185 00:14:30,770 00:14:33,072 Whoa. Cool fake-out. Whoa. Cool fake-out.
186 00:14:33,773 00:14:35,541 Whose side are you on? Whose side are you on?
187 00:14:35,675 00:14:37,977 Sorry, pudding, but you gotta admit Sorry, pudding, but you gotta admit
188 00:14:38,077 00:14:40,546 pudding 2.0 really rocks. pudding 2.0 really rocks.
189 00:14:40,647 00:14:42,749 Gotta go with the upgrade, dude. Gotta go with the upgrade, dude.
190 00:14:42,882 00:14:46,552 This is going to hurt me more than it is... me. This is going to hurt me more than it is... me.
191 00:14:46,686 00:14:50,390 Joker... put the Joker down. Joker... put the Joker down.
192 00:14:55,461 00:14:57,630 You can't fool me twice, Batsy. You can't fool me twice, Batsy.
193 00:14:57,764 00:15:00,066 I've given myself an upgrade. I've given myself an upgrade.
194 00:15:10,977 00:15:13,946 Let me give you the bigger picture. Let me give you the bigger picture.
195 00:15:14,080 00:15:16,049 With my self-replicating talents, With my self-replicating talents,
196 00:15:16,149 00:15:20,119 I'll tear Gotham down and turn it into my own nanobot version. I'll tear Gotham down and turn it into my own nanobot version.
197 00:15:20,286 00:15:22,121 Joker City! Joker City!
198 00:15:22,255 00:15:24,657 The only thing it'll be missing... The only thing it'll be missing...
199 00:15:30,263 00:15:31,931 ...is you. ...is you.
200 00:16:06,265 00:16:08,701 When you send for bigger help, you mean it. When you send for bigger help, you mean it.
201 00:16:08,835 00:16:11,471 Good timing, Alfred. I'll take it from here. Good timing, Alfred. I'll take it from here.
202 00:16:11,604 00:16:13,573 Yo, big bully! Yo, big bully!
203 00:16:14,107 00:16:17,377 You didn't have to destroy my old pudding. You didn't have to destroy my old pudding.
204 00:16:17,510 00:16:20,012 Never delete the master copy, dude. Never delete the master copy, dude.
205 00:16:20,146 00:16:24,584 On the contrary, if certain master copies don't keep in line, On the contrary, if certain master copies don't keep in line,
206 00:16:24,717 00:16:26,786 I may delete them too. I may delete them too.
207 00:16:27,286 00:16:29,822 Do you hear me? Do you hear me?
208 00:16:32,692 00:16:34,227 Hear this. Hear this.
209 00:16:37,663 00:16:39,732 That's giving him a mouthful! That's giving him a mouthful!
210 00:16:42,902 00:16:45,505 Batsy, you in there? Batsy, you in there?
211 00:16:45,638 00:16:47,673 Come out and play. Come out and play.
212 00:16:48,541 00:16:51,344 Okay. Let's play. Okay. Let's play.
213 00:17:09,395 00:17:11,697 Looks like I'm going to need some filler. Looks like I'm going to need some filler.
214 00:17:31,150 00:17:32,652 Shocking, isn't it? Shocking, isn't it?
215 00:17:43,029 00:17:44,730 Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
216 00:17:47,667 00:17:49,702 Oh, pudding. Oh, pudding.
217 00:17:50,002 00:17:51,370 Wait for us. Wait for us.
218 00:17:51,437 00:17:54,140 We're with you, uh, again. We're with you, uh, again.
219 00:17:54,407 00:17:57,577 I'll get better mileage without traitors! I'll get better mileage without traitors!
220 00:18:01,814 00:18:04,050 You're all traitors. You're all traitors.
221 00:18:16,696 00:18:19,832 It's a wrap for real Joker and his posse. It's a wrap for real Joker and his posse.
222 00:18:33,446 00:18:35,214 He's getting inside the cockpit. He's getting inside the cockpit.
223 00:18:35,348 00:18:38,351 It's all your fault, you game freak. It's all your fault, you game freak.
224 00:18:40,152 00:18:42,321 You're Captain Slash? You're Captain Slash?
225 00:18:46,792 00:18:51,531 Batman, if digital Joker was downloaded into the nanobot from a video game, Batman, if digital Joker was downloaded into the nanobot from a video game,
226 00:18:51,631 00:18:55,001 maybe he can be uploaded out of the nanobots and back into the game. maybe he can be uploaded out of the nanobots and back into the game.
227 00:18:55,101 00:18:59,672 Brilliant, dude, but you'll need a stronger signal than the one on that laptop. Brilliant, dude, but you'll need a stronger signal than the one on that laptop.
228 00:19:04,877 00:19:06,779 Transfer the signal to this. Transfer the signal to this.
229 00:19:34,840 00:19:36,742 How did I get back in here? How did I get back in here?
230 00:19:36,943 00:19:38,477 And who are you? And who are you?
231 00:19:38,678 00:19:39,712 Nightwing. Nightwing.
232 00:19:42,415 00:19:44,750 And it's game over. And it's game over.
233 00:19:49,221 00:19:53,259 Aw, pudding, at least, we got our family back together again. Aw, pudding, at least, we got our family back together again.
234 00:19:53,359 00:19:56,228 And Marty has even more ideas. And Marty has even more ideas.
235 00:19:56,462 00:20:00,199 I wonder if the Penguin has these staffing problems. I wonder if the Penguin has these staffing problems.