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1 00:00:16,049 00:00:18,318 Wow. Today was so busy. Wow. Today was so busy.
2 00:00:18,419 00:00:20,087 It wasn't even funny. It wasn't even funny.
3 00:00:24,725 00:00:26,193 Miss Potter. Miss Potter.
4 00:00:28,362 00:00:30,831 Sorry. I... Excuse me. Sorry. I... Excuse me.
5 00:00:35,436 00:00:36,837 Miss Potter? Miss Potter?
6 00:00:39,907 00:00:41,341 Miss Potter! Miss Potter!
7 00:00:54,731 00:00:55,865 What's so funny? What's so funny?
8 00:01:01,195 00:01:02,696 Going somewhere? Going somewhere?
9 00:01:02,830 00:01:04,164 I don't think so. I don't think so.
10 00:01:11,371 00:01:14,408 Tortured smile, uncontrollable laughing fits. Tortured smile, uncontrollable laughing fits.
11 00:01:14,541 00:01:15,642 Joker. Joker.
12 00:01:15,742 00:01:18,512 Hardly seems like a simple bank scheme is worth his time. Hardly seems like a simple bank scheme is worth his time.
13 00:01:31,625 00:01:32,993 Who said it was simple? Who said it was simple?
14 00:02:46,199 00:02:47,935 We did what we could, We did what we could,
15 00:02:48,068 00:02:49,536 but the outbreak was too scattered. but the outbreak was too scattered.
16 00:02:49,670 00:02:51,038 Too random to contain. Too random to contain.
17 00:02:51,138 00:02:52,205 Tell me about it. Tell me about it.
18 00:02:52,306 00:02:53,674 I had my people all over Gotham I had my people all over Gotham
19 00:02:53,807 00:02:56,209 trying to chase down these giggle bandits. trying to chase down these giggle bandits.
20 00:02:56,310 00:02:58,345 Fortunately, the change was only temporary. Fortunately, the change was only temporary.
21 00:02:58,445 00:03:01,048 The victims have no idea what came over them or why. The victims have no idea what came over them or why.
22 00:03:01,181 00:03:04,151 Clearly, Joker infected these people to do his criminal bidding. Clearly, Joker infected these people to do his criminal bidding.
23 00:03:04,251 00:03:05,352 But how? But how?
24 00:03:05,485 00:03:06,987 That's the million dollar question. That's the million dollar question.
25 00:03:07,120 00:03:09,590 None of his victims seem to have anything in common. None of his victims seem to have anything in common.
26 00:03:11,658 00:03:13,226 What kind of person lets himself What kind of person lets himself
27 00:03:13,360 00:03:15,162 go all giggly for that goon? go all giggly for that goon?
28 00:03:15,295 00:03:16,730 Hey, it wasn't their fault. Hey, it wasn't their fault.
29 00:03:16,863 00:03:18,732 Joker obviously got to them. Joker obviously got to them.
30 00:03:18,865 00:03:21,335 Maybe he used a gas or a powder or... Maybe he used a gas or a powder or...
31 00:03:21,962 00:03:23,585 Something, I don't know. Something, I don't know.
32 00:03:23,704 00:03:24,905 You saw the tox screens. You saw the tox screens.
33 00:03:25,038 00:03:27,274 There was no trace of anything in the victims. There was no trace of anything in the victims.
34 00:03:28,241 00:03:29,509 Hey, I'm getting serious here. Hey, I'm getting serious here.
35 00:03:29,643 00:03:31,645 So-so am I. So-so am I.
36 00:03:37,250 00:03:38,552 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
37 00:03:45,959 00:03:47,361 The Jewelry store. The Jewelry store.
38 00:03:50,330 00:03:51,498 But who are they chasing? But who are they chasing?
39 00:03:55,802 00:03:57,270 Batman, we've got a situ... Batman, we've got a situ...
40 00:04:03,143 00:04:04,711 Oh, no, you don't! Oh, no, you don't!
41 00:04:04,811 00:04:07,381 Hey! Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
42 00:04:08,849 00:04:10,317 Come on, Batgirl, snap out of it. Come on, Batgirl, snap out of it.
43 00:04:16,790 00:04:19,159 Okay. This time I'm not fooling around. Okay. This time I'm not fooling around.
44 00:04:44,351 00:04:46,119 - Batgirl. - Huh? - Batgirl. - Huh?
45 00:05:04,871 00:05:06,006 Is it safe? Is it safe?
46 00:05:07,240 00:05:09,543 A brief time-out should reset her personality. A brief time-out should reset her personality.
47 00:05:10,844 00:05:12,145 Batman? Batman?
48 00:05:12,279 00:05:13,480 How do you feel? How do you feel?
49 00:05:13,580 00:05:16,149 Confused. What's going on? Confused. What's going on?
50 00:05:16,283 00:05:18,385 Someone got a case of the giggles. Someone got a case of the giggles.
51 00:05:18,518 00:05:19,753 Who? Who?
52 00:05:22,823 00:05:23,924 No! No!
53 00:05:24,024 00:05:25,759 I must have been really out of it. I must have been really out of it.
54 00:05:25,892 00:05:27,094 I hate pearls. I hate pearls.
55 00:05:27,227 00:05:29,196 Do you know where you were taking the stolen jewels? Do you know where you were taking the stolen jewels?
56 00:05:32,699 00:05:34,501 No, but I've got an idea. No, but I've got an idea.
57 00:05:42,375 00:05:45,045 Looks like the fish are biting tonight. Looks like the fish are biting tonight.
58 00:05:51,952 00:05:53,820 Ahoy, land lovers! Ahoy, land lovers!
59 00:05:53,954 00:05:55,689 Stopped by to see me off? Stopped by to see me off?
60 00:05:55,822 00:05:57,491 How thoughtful! How thoughtful!
61 00:05:58,325 00:06:00,360 Punch. Gun it! Punch. Gun it!
62 00:06:05,265 00:06:07,434 Bon voyage, Bats! Bon voyage, Bats!
63 00:06:10,337 00:06:12,572 Great. Now what? Great. Now what?
64 00:06:12,839 00:06:14,775 We figure out how he got to you. We figure out how he got to you.
65 00:06:25,285 00:06:26,586 Cute jacket. Cute jacket.
66 00:06:28,455 00:06:29,656 This tanks. This tanks.
67 00:06:29,756 00:06:31,091 Got a better idea? Got a better idea?
68 00:06:31,191 00:06:35,228 No, but that doesn't make following the shopping queen tank any less. No, but that doesn't make following the shopping queen tank any less.
69 00:06:35,362 00:06:38,198 Joker did something to Barbara at some point during her day. Joker did something to Barbara at some point during her day.
70 00:06:38,331 00:06:39,966 Yeah, and by retracing her steps Yeah, and by retracing her steps
71 00:06:40,100 00:06:41,701 we're hoping to figure out when and where. we're hoping to figure out when and where.
72 00:06:41,835 00:06:44,271 But Bruce, we just spent the last two hours But Bruce, we just spent the last two hours
73 00:06:44,371 00:06:46,740 watching her shop for handbags! watching her shop for handbags!
74 00:06:46,840 00:06:50,010 Well, you're in luck. I think she moved on to the main event. Well, you're in luck. I think she moved on to the main event.
75 00:06:50,110 00:06:51,411 Comic books? Comic books?
76 00:06:51,711 00:06:52,913 Shoes. Shoes.
77 00:06:55,916 00:06:57,217 Ooh! Ooh!
78 00:07:03,123 00:07:04,624 After her morning shopping trip, After her morning shopping trip,
79 00:07:04,724 00:07:06,493 Barbara took the train to school. Barbara took the train to school.
80 00:07:06,626 00:07:09,095 Let's just hope they don't have a shoe store on campus. Let's just hope they don't have a shoe store on campus.
81 00:08:07,921 00:08:09,522 We can use some help here. We can use some help here.
82 00:08:09,623 00:08:11,224 We got our own problems. We got our own problems.
83 00:08:24,404 00:08:26,439 And this was the scene last evening. And this was the scene last evening.
84 00:08:26,539 00:08:30,510 If this particular giggle bandit looks familiar, he should. If this particular giggle bandit looks familiar, he should.
85 00:08:30,644 00:08:33,613 It's none other than billionaire Bruce Wayne, It's none other than billionaire Bruce Wayne,
86 00:08:33,747 00:08:37,984 proving that even Gotham's elite can fall prey to Joker's schemes. proving that even Gotham's elite can fall prey to Joker's schemes.
87 00:08:38,118 00:08:39,419 Annoying, isn't it? Annoying, isn't it?
88 00:08:39,552 00:08:40,820 Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world.
89 00:08:40,954 00:08:42,856 Of course, all charges have been dropped Of course, all charges have been dropped
90 00:08:42,989 00:08:45,191 against Mr. Wayne and his companions against Mr. Wayne and his companions
91 00:08:45,292 00:08:47,527 despite a scuffle with the police. despite a scuffle with the police.
92 00:08:47,661 00:08:51,331 The authorities are lucky to have sustained as few injuries as they did. The authorities are lucky to have sustained as few injuries as they did.
93 00:08:51,464 00:08:54,234 This time Joker's victims threw their stolen property This time Joker's victims threw their stolen property
94 00:08:54,334 00:08:56,403 off the East Canal Bridge. off the East Canal Bridge.
95 00:08:56,503 00:08:57,837 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
96 00:08:58,571 00:09:00,407 That woman looks familiar. That woman looks familiar.
97 00:09:03,076 00:09:04,477 She was on the train. She was on the train.
98 00:09:04,611 00:09:07,013 Yeah. Who could forget that hat? Yeah. Who could forget that hat?
99 00:09:07,647 00:09:09,683 The boy with the piercing, the old man. The boy with the piercing, the old man.
100 00:09:09,783 00:09:10,917 They were there, too. They were there, too.
101 00:09:11,017 00:09:12,218 They all were. They all were.
102 00:09:12,352 00:09:13,520 The commuter train. The commuter train.
103 00:09:13,653 00:09:15,021 Joker's using the train. Joker's using the train.
104 00:09:15,155 00:09:17,724 How does he brainwash people with the train? How does he brainwash people with the train?
105 00:09:26,166 00:09:27,534 The lights. The lights.
106 00:09:48,941 00:09:50,857 Life getting you down, bubby? Life getting you down, bubby?
107 00:09:50,991 00:09:53,226 Feel like you're just along for the ride? Feel like you're just along for the ride?
108 00:09:53,360 00:09:56,029 Then relax, clear your minds Then relax, clear your minds
109 00:09:56,129 00:09:58,264 and look into the lights. and look into the lights.
110 00:09:58,398 00:10:00,333 The peaceful lights. The peaceful lights.
111 00:10:00,467 00:10:02,802 The soothing lights. The soothing lights.
112 00:10:08,575 00:10:10,977 Make sure everyone stays out of the first car. Make sure everyone stays out of the first car.
113 00:10:16,716 00:10:18,051 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
114 00:10:18,151 00:10:20,020 Blast public transportation. Blast public transportation.
115 00:10:20,153 00:10:21,755 What's the matter with the lights? What's the matter with the lights?
116 00:10:22,989 00:10:24,891 Your scheme has just been derailed. Your scheme has just been derailed.
117 00:10:26,292 00:10:28,962 Excuse me. I'm the conductor here. Excuse me. I'm the conductor here.
118 00:10:29,095 00:10:32,098 And all passengers must get their tickets punched. And all passengers must get their tickets punched.
119 00:10:35,502 00:10:36,903 Boys. Boys.
120 00:10:49,749 00:10:51,384 Well, isn't that hospitable? Well, isn't that hospitable?
121 00:10:51,484 00:10:54,020 Judy wants you to have his seat. Judy wants you to have his seat.
122 00:11:20,046 00:11:23,783 If you'll excuse me, I've got business to conduct. If you'll excuse me, I've got business to conduct.
123 00:11:28,488 00:11:30,457 Runaway train anyone? Runaway train anyone?
124 00:11:39,099 00:11:40,500 We're heading for a dead-end. We're heading for a dead-end.
125 00:11:40,633 00:11:42,735 Well, we've got all those passengers back there. Well, we've got all those passengers back there.
126 00:11:42,836 00:11:44,204 And no air bags. And no air bags.
127 00:11:44,337 00:11:45,638 Grab my arm. Grab my arm.
128 00:12:06,392 00:12:09,629 Come on. We make the rest of this trip on foot. Come on. We make the rest of this trip on foot.
129 00:12:20,540 00:12:22,742 It's all caves and tunnels down here. It's all caves and tunnels down here.
130 00:12:23,543 00:12:25,778 Like a giant hunk of Swiss cheese. Like a giant hunk of Swiss cheese.
131 00:12:25,912 00:12:29,015 In the late 1800s Gotham was a thriving coal mining town. In the late 1800s Gotham was a thriving coal mining town.
132 00:12:29,149 00:12:31,885 Who knows how many tunnels riddle this city's foundation. Who knows how many tunnels riddle this city's foundation.
133 00:12:31,985 00:12:36,189 Ooh! Crime fighter and history professor, all one! Ooh! Crime fighter and history professor, all one!
134 00:12:36,322 00:12:38,858 I'm so glad you decided to drop in! I'm so glad you decided to drop in!
135 00:12:53,273 00:12:55,775 Must have been exciting in those days. Must have been exciting in those days.
136 00:12:56,943 00:12:59,946 Such dangerous work down in the mines. Such dangerous work down in the mines.
137 00:13:02,248 00:13:05,051 What, with all the accidents, cave-ins, What, with all the accidents, cave-ins,
138 00:13:05,151 00:13:07,187 and poison gas. and poison gas.
139 00:13:16,229 00:13:18,665 Aww! Mmm, mmm, mmm. Aww! Mmm, mmm, mmm.
140 00:13:18,798 00:13:20,633 End of the line. End of the line.
141 00:13:32,412 00:13:34,981 Rise and shine, bat gang! Rise and shine, bat gang!
142 00:13:43,289 00:13:45,792 Look! You have your very own cage! Look! You have your very own cage!
143 00:13:45,925 00:13:47,660 Just like Ralph here. Just like Ralph here.
144 00:13:50,029 00:13:51,998 It's a pretty good haul, don't you think? It's a pretty good haul, don't you think?
145 00:13:52,098 00:13:55,702 Just image what I'll get for these on the internet! Just image what I'll get for these on the internet!
146 00:13:55,835 00:13:58,638 Let me guess. You're gonna run us over with your train. Let me guess. You're gonna run us over with your train.
147 00:13:58,771 00:14:00,106 Real original. Real original.
148 00:14:00,206 00:14:02,842 I assure you, that joke is too obvious, I assure you, that joke is too obvious,
149 00:14:02,976 00:14:04,444 even for me. even for me.
150 00:14:04,544 00:14:07,647 No, I've cooked up a far more crushing defeat No, I've cooked up a far more crushing defeat
151 00:14:07,747 00:14:10,350 for my little cave bats. Heh heh heh! for my little cave bats. Heh heh heh!
152 00:14:10,450 00:14:13,720 You see, you write about the tunnels under Gotham. You see, you write about the tunnels under Gotham.
153 00:14:13,820 00:14:15,455 The place is lousy with them. The place is lousy with them.
154 00:14:15,588 00:14:18,291 So I thought I'd spruce them up a bit. So I thought I'd spruce them up a bit.
155 00:14:22,528 00:14:23,930 Dynamite. Dynamite.
156 00:14:24,063 00:14:26,065 Miles of it. Just imagine. Miles of it. Just imagine.
157 00:14:26,165 00:14:28,401 All these tunnels blowing at once. All these tunnels blowing at once.
158 00:14:28,501 00:14:32,171 The entire city swallowed into a great big sinkhole. The entire city swallowed into a great big sinkhole.
159 00:14:32,672 00:14:36,676 Ahh. Ashes to ashes, and all that rot. Ahh. Ashes to ashes, and all that rot.
160 00:14:37,310 00:14:38,811 Ooh! Love to chat! Ooh! Love to chat!
161 00:14:38,945 00:14:40,413 But I've got a schedule to keep. But I've got a schedule to keep.
162 00:14:40,513 00:14:41,948 Ta-ta! Ta-ta!
163 00:14:43,349 00:14:45,118 This is the cuckoo-choo-choo! This is the cuckoo-choo-choo!
164 00:14:45,218 00:14:47,153 Now leaving on track nine. Now leaving on track nine.
165 00:14:47,287 00:14:51,357 Next stop city limits and the end of Gotham as we know it. Next stop city limits and the end of Gotham as we know it.
166 00:14:53,359 00:14:54,927 All aboard! All aboard!
167 00:15:15,715 00:15:16,883 GPS? GPS?
168 00:15:17,016 00:15:18,451 It can tell us where we are. It can tell us where we are.
169 00:15:18,551 00:15:19,852 I can tell you where we are. I can tell you where we are.
170 00:15:19,952 00:15:22,288 Stuck in a cave miles below the surface. Stuck in a cave miles below the surface.
171 00:15:22,555 00:15:24,157 I hate to say it, Batman. I hate to say it, Batman.
172 00:15:24,257 00:15:25,291 But he's right. But he's right.
173 00:15:25,391 00:15:27,493 There's no way we can catch Joker now. There's no way we can catch Joker now.
174 00:15:27,593 00:15:28,861 We've got nothing. We've got nothing.
175 00:15:28,995 00:15:30,029 Not so. Not so.
176 00:15:30,129 00:15:31,831 We've got explosives. We've got explosives.
177 00:15:46,145 00:15:47,714 Good heavens. Good heavens.
178 00:15:48,114 00:15:49,615 Sorry about the mess, Alfred. Sorry about the mess, Alfred.
179 00:15:49,716 00:15:52,418 The front door too conventional for you, sir? The front door too conventional for you, sir?
180 00:16:09,102 00:16:10,470 Well, hear that? Well, hear that?
181 00:16:16,142 00:16:17,443 Get in. Get in.
182 00:16:29,522 00:16:31,524 You got to be kidding. You got to be kidding.
183 00:16:55,948 00:16:57,550 Train approaching. Train approaching.
184 00:17:10,196 00:17:11,931 That's it. We're moving. That's it. We're moving.
185 00:17:20,940 00:17:23,743 Only three more miles to the city limits. Only three more miles to the city limits.
186 00:17:23,843 00:17:25,378 I'll miss you, Gotham, I'll miss you, Gotham,
187 00:17:25,478 00:17:27,713 and the swell times we had together. and the swell times we had together.
188 00:17:27,847 00:17:29,048 But most of all, But most of all,
189 00:17:29,182 00:17:31,484 I'll miss the good old batty man. I'll miss the good old batty man.
190 00:17:31,617 00:17:33,486 I will... Huh? I will... Huh?
191 00:17:48,835 00:17:51,471 Oh, I was so close. Oh, I was so close.
192 00:17:58,678 00:18:02,014 It seems we're always saying goodbye. It seems we're always saying goodbye.
193 00:18:06,886 00:18:08,020 Huh? Huh?
194 00:18:08,454 00:18:09,689 Cover me. Cover me.
195 00:18:16,062 00:18:17,730 Circus time! Circus time!
196 00:18:23,469 00:18:24,637 Ooh! Ooh!
197 00:18:56,369 00:18:58,437 Say goodbye, Gotham! Say goodbye, Gotham!
198 00:19:03,709 00:19:04,944 Huh? Huh?
199 00:19:06,600 00:19:07,951 Sorry, Joker. Sorry, Joker.
200 00:19:08,080 00:19:11,417 You can't send a signal without a battery. You can't send a signal without a battery.
201 00:19:13,419 00:19:15,121 I've been railroaded? I've been railroaded?
202 00:19:27,133 00:19:29,201 Last stop, Joker. Last stop, Joker.
203 00:19:33,773 00:19:35,841 You know, it's a really shame to seal it up. You know, it's a really shame to seal it up.
204 00:19:35,942 00:19:38,678 Maybe you should expand. Add a Batgirl cave. Maybe you should expand. Add a Batgirl cave.
205 00:19:38,778 00:19:40,079 Batgirl cave? Batgirl cave?
206 00:19:40,179 00:19:41,914 I'm old enough to have my own cave. I'm old enough to have my own cave.
207 00:19:42,014 00:19:43,549 I can park my cycle there I can park my cycle there
208 00:19:43,616 00:19:45,184 bring in some exercise equipment, bring in some exercise equipment,
209 00:19:45,284 00:19:46,452 couple of beanbags. couple of beanbags.
210 00:19:46,519 00:19:47,787 How come she gets her own cave? How come she gets her own cave?
211 00:19:47,887 00:19:49,155 I want my own cave! I want my own cave!
212 00:19:49,221 00:19:51,190 Nobody's getting their own cave. Nobody's getting their own cave.
213 00:19:51,390 00:19:52,758 Well, gotta go. Well, gotta go.
214 00:19:52,892 00:19:54,560 And where are you off to in such a hurry? And where are you off to in such a hurry?
215 00:19:54,627 00:19:55,962 Late for a train? Late for a train?
216 00:19:56,095 00:19:58,197 Midnight madness sale at Gotham Shoes. Midnight madness sale at Gotham Shoes.
217 00:19:58,297 00:19:59,565 You coming with me? You coming with me?
218 00:19:59,665 00:20:01,601 She's a regular joker. She's a regular joker.