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1 00:00:16,351 00:00:19,812 In the bonny blue highlands where the bagpipes play In the bonny blue highlands where the bagpipes play
2 00:00:19,896 00:00:22,232 - lives a creature called Nessie. - lives a creature called Nessie.
3 00:00:22,315 00:00:24,859 But it wasn't always this way. But it wasn't always this way.
4 00:00:24,943 00:00:28,029 Before her great loch had ever been seen, Before her great loch had ever been seen,
5 00:00:28,112 00:00:32,283 shy Nessie lived life on the moors of Glen Keane. shy Nessie lived life on the moors of Glen Keane.
6 00:00:32,909 00:00:37,163 She was rumored a monster, which wasn't quite right. She was rumored a monster, which wasn't quite right.
7 00:00:37,247 00:00:41,251 For she was really a softy, with no bark and no bite. For she was really a softy, with no bark and no bite.
8 00:00:42,460 00:00:46,673 And with a wee friend that she had, the kind loyal and true, And with a wee friend that she had, the kind loyal and true,
9 00:00:47,298 00:00:51,010 they played hide-and-seek in a pond just for two. they played hide-and-seek in a pond just for two.
10 00:00:55,849 00:00:58,852 - Until one gloomy, gray day, - Until one gloomy, gray day,
11 00:00:58,935 00:01:00,937 - at a quarter past two... - at a quarter past two...
12 00:01:01,938 00:01:06,901 ...from some distant, dark land came a tartan-clad crew. ...from some distant, dark land came a tartan-clad crew.
13 00:01:08,027 00:01:11,197 With no time to waste and a toot on a bugle, With no time to waste and a toot on a bugle,
14 00:01:11,281 00:01:16,160 no expenses were spared for Tycoon Mac Froogle! no expenses were spared for Tycoon Mac Froogle!
15 00:01:18,079 00:01:22,125 This place is perfection, it's just what I need, This place is perfection, it's just what I need,
16 00:01:22,208 00:01:26,421 with a few slight corrections, it'll be heaven, indeed. with a few slight corrections, it'll be heaven, indeed.
17 00:01:38,683 00:01:43,229 Her small protests fell on naught but deaf ears. Her small protests fell on naught but deaf ears.
18 00:01:43,313 00:01:46,941 - Brilliant, sir, brilliant! - Nessie's anger burned bright. - Brilliant, sir, brilliant! - Nessie's anger burned bright.
19 00:01:47,025 00:01:49,986 Her eyes flickered with tears. Her eyes flickered with tears.
20 00:01:50,069 00:01:55,325 - Then a friend scolded and told her... - Keep a stiff upper lip. - Then a friend scolded and told her... - Keep a stiff upper lip.
21 00:01:55,408 00:02:01,039 Dianne cry. Be a Brave heart. Chin up, now. Pip pip. Dianne cry. Be a Brave heart. Chin up, now. Pip pip.
22 00:02:01,164 00:02:06,211 Nessie gritted her teeth and decided to pack her whole kit and caboodle... Nessie gritted her teeth and decided to pack her whole kit and caboodle...
23 00:02:07,212 00:02:09,756 ...and her dear friend, Mac Quack. ...and her dear friend, Mac Quack.
24 00:02:11,799 00:02:13,301 Fore! Fore!
25 00:02:14,511 00:02:17,805 She set off to search for a new pond they could surf. She set off to search for a new pond they could surf.
26 00:02:17,889 00:02:21,768 A place with no golf clubs and no AstroTurf. A place with no golf clubs and no AstroTurf.
27 00:02:25,563 00:02:30,026 But every pond was empty, every well was dry. But every pond was empty, every well was dry.
28 00:02:30,902 00:02:35,406 Every trough was spoke for, yet still she had to try. Every trough was spoke for, yet still she had to try.
29 00:02:38,076 00:02:42,372 She traveled each road and sought out every route. She traveled each road and sought out every route.
30 00:02:42,997 00:02:45,250 - But instead of finding home, - But instead of finding home,
31 00:02:45,333 00:02:47,919 poor Ness got the boot. poor Ness got the boot.
32 00:02:52,257 00:02:56,553 And the reward for her efforts, it was always this quip: And the reward for her efforts, it was always this quip:
33 00:02:56,636 00:03:00,598 Only wee babies cry. Chin up, now. Pip pip... Only wee babies cry. Chin up, now. Pip pip...
34 00:03:03,726 00:03:06,271 Nessie finally pooped out. Nessie finally pooped out.
35 00:03:07,230 00:03:09,941 She'd reached the end of her rope. She'd reached the end of her rope.
36 00:03:10,024 00:03:13,695 Where do you go when there is no more hope? Where do you go when there is no more hope?
37 00:03:16,656 00:03:20,743 She stifled a whimper and a lump in her throat. She stifled a whimper and a lump in her throat.
38 00:03:22,328 00:03:28,209 "Chin up, now. Pip pip," she recited by rote. "Chin up, now. Pip pip," she recited by rote.
39 00:03:41,139 00:03:46,102 What began as a trickle soon turned to a shower. What began as a trickle soon turned to a shower.
40 00:03:46,186 00:03:49,981 Nessie cried and she cried, she cried by the hour. Nessie cried and she cried, she cried by the hour.
41 00:03:51,191 00:03:55,069 She cried cups and pitchers and bottles and buckets. She cried cups and pitchers and bottles and buckets.
42 00:03:55,153 00:03:59,741 She cried tubs and barrels, quintets and quintuplets. She cried tubs and barrels, quintets and quintuplets.
43 00:03:59,824 00:04:03,494 For days Nessie cried, nay, for weeks on it went. For days Nessie cried, nay, for weeks on it went.
44 00:04:04,454 00:04:06,998 Till one day she sniffed... Till one day she sniffed...
45 00:04:08,166 00:04:11,169 ...her tears finally spent. ...her tears finally spent.
46 00:04:15,173 00:04:20,929 In surprise she looked up at Mac Quack there, afloat? In surprise she looked up at Mac Quack there, afloat?
47 00:04:21,429 00:04:25,350 Dunking and a-bobbing in what looked like... a moat! Dunking and a-bobbing in what looked like... a moat!
48 00:04:25,725 00:04:29,103 Nay! 'Twas a lake! A great loch! Nay! 'Twas a lake! A great loch!
49 00:04:29,187 00:04:31,397 Nessie gasped in delight! Nessie gasped in delight!
50 00:04:31,481 00:04:36,611 Sure 'twas paradise with no golf tee in sight! Sure 'twas paradise with no golf tee in sight!
51 00:04:39,405 00:04:43,535 Nessie learned herself a lesson on that bright and happy day. Nessie learned herself a lesson on that bright and happy day.
52 00:04:43,618 00:04:47,914 And it bears worth repeating, no matter what folks may say. And it bears worth repeating, no matter what folks may say.
53 00:04:49,040 00:04:54,045 ordinance be afraid to cry, it really is OK. ordinance be afraid to cry, it really is OK.
54 00:04:54,712 00:04:59,259 Sometimes it's through our tears we find a better way. Sometimes it's through our tears we find a better way.
55 00:05:00,385 00:05:02,637 As for Nessie and Mac Quack, As for Nessie and Mac Quack,
56 00:05:02,720 00:05:04,973 oh, they're still there, I guess, oh, they're still there, I guess,
57 00:05:05,056 00:05:07,308 forever playing hide-and-seek, forever playing hide-and-seek,
58 00:05:07,392 00:05:11,229 all along Loch Ness. all along Loch Ness.