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1 | 00:00:22,731 | 00:00:24,357 | I don't need it. I'm telling you. | I don't need it. I'm telling you. |
2 | 00:00:24,441 | 00:00:28,028 | Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot. | Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot. |
3 | 00:00:28,111 | 00:00:30,989 | I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry. | I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry. |
4 | 00:00:31,072 | 00:00:34,826 | -His nose is always running. -What are you giving me shit for? | -His nose is always running. -What are you giving me shit for? |
5 | 00:00:34,909 | 00:00:38,788 | I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy." | I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy." |
6 | 00:00:38,872 | 00:00:42,041 | Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man. | Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man. |
7 | 00:00:44,169 | 00:00:47,172 | Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of. | Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of. |
8 | 00:00:47,839 | 00:00:50,759 | There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem. | There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem. |
9 | 00:00:50,842 | 00:00:54,179 | You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay? | You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay? |
10 | 00:00:54,262 | 00:00:57,223 | We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot? | We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot? |
11 | 00:00:57,307 | 00:01:00,310 | Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass. | Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass. |
12 | 00:01:00,393 | 00:01:02,604 | There's nothing to be scared of. | There's nothing to be scared of. |
13 | 00:01:03,354 | 00:01:04,355 | I'm not scared. | I'm not scared. |
14 | 00:01:06,900 | 00:01:08,610 | [Cole screaming] | [Cole screaming] |
15 | 00:01:16,284 | 00:01:17,869 | Pussy! | Pussy! |
16 | 00:01:22,624 | 00:01:24,459 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
17 | 00:01:27,295 | 00:01:29,839 | [Melanie] Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower? | [Melanie] Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower? |
18 | 00:01:30,632 | 00:01:32,050 | How crazy is that shit? | How crazy is that shit? |
19 | 00:01:32,759 | 00:01:34,719 | His name was literally Oceanus. | His name was literally Oceanus. |
20 | 00:01:34,803 | 00:01:36,513 | He didn't even have a nationality. | He didn't even have a nationality. |
21 | 00:01:37,013 | 00:01:38,973 | Just a citizen of the sea, I guess. | Just a citizen of the sea, I guess. |
22 | 00:01:39,766 | 00:01:41,434 | What class did you learn that in? | What class did you learn that in? |
23 | 00:01:41,851 | 00:01:45,188 | [scoffs] No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet. | [scoffs] No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet. |
24 | 00:01:46,606 | 00:01:49,234 | [rap music playing over speakers] | [rap music playing over speakers] |
25 | 00:01:49,984 | 00:01:51,694 | [Melanie sighs] There's my dad. | [Melanie sighs] There's my dad. |
26 | 00:01:51,778 | 00:01:53,613 | [Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here. | [Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here. |
27 | 00:01:53,696 | 00:01:55,532 | It was his high-school dream car. | It was his high-school dream car. |
28 | 00:01:56,741 | 00:01:59,536 | He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but... | He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but... |
29 | 00:01:59,828 | 00:02:02,205 | -it didn't work because it's a car. -[Melanie's dad] Now. | -it didn't work because it's a car. -[Melanie's dad] Now. |
30 | 00:02:03,873 | 00:02:06,209 | Dad, can we give Cole a ride home? | Dad, can we give Cole a ride home? |
31 | 00:02:07,001 | 00:02:09,754 | Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home? | Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home? |
32 | 00:02:11,131 | 00:02:12,549 | -I guess so. -Yeah, they are. | -I guess so. -Yeah, they are. |
33 | 00:02:12,632 | 00:02:14,551 | So, you should take the bus, okay, sport? | So, you should take the bus, okay, sport? |
34 | 00:02:14,926 | 00:02:17,178 | Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh? | Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh? |
35 | 00:02:17,720 | 00:02:18,888 | -I didn't-- -What's that? | -I didn't-- -What's that? |
36 | 00:02:18,972 | 00:02:19,973 | [engine revving] | [engine revving] |
37 | 00:02:21,307 | 00:02:23,768 | -NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! -[Melanie] Dad-- | -NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! -[Melanie] Dad-- |
38 | 00:02:27,272 | 00:02:28,273 | [Melanie] Dad! | [Melanie] Dad! |
39 | 00:02:43,663 | 00:02:46,499 | [Jeremy] Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. | [Jeremy] Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. |
40 | 00:02:46,583 | 00:02:47,876 | Well, well, well. | Well, well, well. |
41 | 00:02:48,835 | 00:02:51,129 | [Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging? | [Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging? |
42 | 00:02:52,255 | 00:02:53,756 | I don't know. Okay? | I don't know. Okay? |
43 | 00:02:53,840 | 00:02:56,301 | Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet? | Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet? |
44 | 00:02:56,384 | 00:02:59,929 | -[boys laughing] -[Cole mumbling] | -[boys laughing] -[Cole mumbling] |
45 | 00:03:01,181 | 00:03:02,056 | I didn't catch that. | I didn't catch that. |
46 | 00:03:02,765 | 00:03:05,685 | I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?" | I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?" |
47 | 00:03:05,768 | 00:03:07,645 | Last thing he cares about is your balls. | Last thing he cares about is your balls. |
48 | 00:03:07,729 | 00:03:10,481 | [Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre. | [Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre. |
49 | 00:03:10,565 | 00:03:11,399 | The sophomore? | The sophomore? |
50 | 00:03:11,900 | 00:03:15,111 | The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior. | The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior. |
51 | 00:03:15,737 | 00:03:18,197 | -I don't believe you. -You don't need to believe him. | -I don't believe you. -You don't need to believe him. |
52 | 00:03:18,281 | 00:03:20,909 | It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick. | It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick. |
53 | 00:03:20,992 | 00:03:22,035 | Wanna know how it was? | Wanna know how it was? |
54 | 00:03:24,329 | 00:03:25,496 | No, not really. | No, not really. |
55 | 00:03:25,580 | 00:03:27,999 | Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation | Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation |
56 | 00:03:28,082 | 00:03:30,501 | with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre, | with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre, |
57 | 00:03:30,752 | 00:03:32,128 | it was overwhelming, man. | it was overwhelming, man. |
58 | 00:03:32,795 | 00:03:34,297 | I mean, she is a woman. | I mean, she is a woman. |
59 | 00:03:35,256 | 00:03:37,967 | Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts] | Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts] |
60 | 00:03:38,051 | 00:03:39,594 | Man, you know what I'm saying? | Man, you know what I'm saying? |
61 | 00:03:41,471 | 00:03:43,389 | I said, do you know what I'm saying? | I said, do you know what I'm saying? |
62 | 00:03:44,098 | 00:03:46,726 | You just said it didn't matter if I believed you. | You just said it didn't matter if I believed you. |
63 | 00:03:46,809 | 00:03:49,938 | -Well, I changed my mind, bitch. -Sorry, I wasn't-- | -Well, I changed my mind, bitch. -Sorry, I wasn't-- |
64 | 00:03:52,523 | 00:03:54,859 | [Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird. [laughs] | [Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird. [laughs] |
65 | 00:03:55,485 | 00:03:58,446 | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. |
66 | 00:03:58,529 | 00:03:59,364 | [woman] Hey! | [woman] Hey! |
67 | 00:04:06,537 | 00:04:07,747 | Did you just touch Cole? | Did you just touch Cole? |
68 | 00:04:08,289 | 00:04:10,541 | -So, what if I did? -[woman] Jeremy, check it out. | -So, what if I did? -[woman] Jeremy, check it out. |
69 | 00:04:11,042 | 00:04:13,628 | You so much as think about Cole again... | You so much as think about Cole again... |
70 | 00:04:15,922 | 00:04:17,048 | and I'm gonna... | and I'm gonna... |
71 | 00:04:17,131 | 00:04:18,299 | [inaudible dialogue] | [inaudible dialogue] |
72 | 00:04:18,383 | 00:04:21,803 | ♪ The girls wanna be her The boys wanna be her ♪ | ♪ The girls wanna be her The boys wanna be her ♪ |
73 | 00:04:22,345 | 00:04:23,263 | You crazy bitch. | You crazy bitch. |
74 | 00:04:25,265 | 00:04:27,225 | ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪ | ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪ |
75 | 00:04:27,308 | 00:04:29,185 | -[tire hissing] -Now get out of here! | -[tire hissing] -Now get out of here! |
76 | 00:04:30,186 | 00:04:32,188 | Before I run you over, you little Pap smear. | Before I run you over, you little Pap smear. |
77 | 00:04:34,899 | 00:04:36,484 | -Hey, Coley. -[Cole] Hey, Bee. | -Hey, Coley. -[Cole] Hey, Bee. |
78 | 00:04:39,070 | 00:04:39,904 | These are new. | These are new. |
79 | 00:04:40,613 | 00:04:42,824 | Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes. | Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes. |
80 | 00:04:42,907 | 00:04:45,326 | They supposedly help strengthen my left eye, | They supposedly help strengthen my left eye, |
81 | 00:04:45,410 | 00:04:48,621 | -but I can't tell the difference. -You look pretty strong to me. | -but I can't tell the difference. -You look pretty strong to me. |
82 | 00:04:49,872 | 00:04:50,790 | You skin your palms? | You skin your palms? |
83 | 00:04:51,624 | 00:04:53,918 | -It doesn't hurt. -Yeah, it does. Come here. | -It doesn't hurt. -Yeah, it does. Come here. |
84 | 00:05:02,010 | 00:05:04,512 | -They bother you a lot? -No. | -They bother you a lot? -No. |
85 | 00:05:06,264 | 00:05:09,475 | You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house? | You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house? |
86 | 00:05:11,978 | 00:05:15,398 | [sighs, clicks tongue] You gotta punch them in the dick. | [sighs, clicks tongue] You gotta punch them in the dick. |
87 | 00:05:15,940 | 00:05:18,776 | And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you, | And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you, |
88 | 00:05:18,860 | 00:05:21,446 | drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you, | drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you, |
89 | 00:05:21,529 | 00:05:23,990 | and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick. | and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick. |
90 | 00:05:27,243 | 00:05:30,204 | -Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? -Better, I think. | -Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? -Better, I think. |
91 | 00:05:30,705 | 00:05:32,165 | Hotel therapy's working? | Hotel therapy's working? |
92 | 00:05:32,457 | 00:05:34,042 | [chuckles] No, come on, it's great. | [chuckles] No, come on, it's great. |
93 | 00:05:34,125 | 00:05:38,046 | I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid. | I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid. |
94 | 00:05:38,546 | 00:05:41,340 | -I'm like your little Protestant. -[chuckles] What? | -I'm like your little Protestant. -[chuckles] What? |
95 | 00:05:41,424 | 00:05:43,801 | 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me. | 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me. |
96 | 00:05:44,302 | 00:05:46,095 | Are you trying to say "prostitute"? | Are you trying to say "prostitute"? |
97 | 00:05:46,596 | 00:05:47,513 | Oh, my God-- | Oh, my God-- |
98 | 00:05:47,597 | 00:05:50,808 | No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients. | No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients. |
99 | 00:05:50,892 | 00:05:53,269 | That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever. | That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever. |
100 | 00:05:54,354 | 00:05:55,605 | -Oh... -Besides, | -Oh... -Besides, |
101 | 00:05:55,688 | 00:05:57,607 | I'd wanna hang out with you either way. | I'd wanna hang out with you either way. |
102 | 00:05:58,357 | 00:05:59,192 | Really? | Really? |
103 | 00:05:59,317 | 00:06:00,985 | One hundred percent. | One hundred percent. |
104 | 00:06:01,527 | 00:06:05,573 | I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me. | I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me. |
105 | 00:06:05,948 | 00:06:07,533 | I'll never be too cool. | I'll never be too cool. |
106 | 00:06:11,454 | 00:06:13,706 | [Bee] Hey, is that the roof of your tree house? | [Bee] Hey, is that the roof of your tree house? |
107 | 00:06:13,790 | 00:06:15,708 | [Cole] Yeah, we just started to take it down. | [Cole] Yeah, we just started to take it down. |
108 | 00:06:16,209 | 00:06:18,711 | I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh-- | I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh-- |
109 | 00:06:18,795 | 00:06:20,588 | Tree houses are for kids anyway. | Tree houses are for kids anyway. |
110 | 00:06:21,589 | 00:06:23,758 | There's a lot of good memories in there, right? | There's a lot of good memories in there, right? |
111 | 00:06:25,384 | 00:06:26,219 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
112 | 00:06:26,552 | 00:06:29,972 | All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party. | All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party. |
113 | 00:06:30,807 | 00:06:31,641 | Sounds good. | Sounds good. |
114 | 00:06:33,184 | 00:06:34,060 | [gulps] | [gulps] |
115 | 00:06:34,811 | 00:06:35,645 | [Bee grunts] | [Bee grunts] |
116 | 00:06:40,191 | 00:06:41,943 | [gulps] | [gulps] |
117 | 00:06:42,026 | 00:06:43,111 | E.T. fingers. | E.T. fingers. |
118 | 00:06:43,903 | 00:06:45,863 | [both buzzing] | [both buzzing] |
119 | 00:06:46,364 | 00:06:48,408 | -All right. See you, Cee. -Bye-bye, Bee. | -All right. See you, Cee. -Bye-bye, Bee. |
120 | 00:06:49,784 | 00:06:50,993 | [car door squeaks] | [car door squeaks] |
121 | 00:06:51,202 | 00:06:54,622 | Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right? | Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right? |
122 | 00:06:54,705 | 00:06:57,625 | -One hundred percent. -Can't have a sticky door on my car. | -One hundred percent. -Can't have a sticky door on my car. |
123 | 00:07:23,609 | 00:07:24,485 | Hey, Mom! | Hey, Mom! |
124 | 00:07:24,652 | 00:07:26,362 | [Mom] Hey! Cole. | [Mom] Hey! Cole. |
125 | 00:07:27,613 | 00:07:30,408 | Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please? | Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please? |
126 | 00:07:31,117 | 00:07:32,076 | Ow. | Ow. |
127 | 00:07:32,952 | 00:07:34,287 | -Thanks. Hi. -Hi. | -Thanks. Hi. -Hi. |
128 | 00:07:34,871 | 00:07:35,997 | [grunts] Thanks, buddy. | [grunts] Thanks, buddy. |
129 | 00:07:37,748 | 00:07:39,959 | [groans] God. God. | [groans] God. God. |
130 | 00:07:40,042 | 00:07:42,587 | Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders. | Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders. |
131 | 00:07:42,670 | 00:07:46,466 | [Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst. | [Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst. |
132 | 00:07:47,300 | 00:07:49,594 | -Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? -[thud] Ow. | -Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? -[thud] Ow. |
133 | 00:07:50,136 | 00:07:51,679 | [Mom] Do you know what that word means? | [Mom] Do you know what that word means? |
134 | 00:07:51,762 | 00:07:53,598 | -[Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything. -Ow. | -[Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything. -Ow. |
135 | 00:07:54,849 | 00:07:56,017 | Um... | Um... |
136 | 00:07:56,559 | 00:07:57,477 | Huh. | Huh. |
137 | 00:07:58,186 | 00:07:59,437 | Well... [sighs] | Well... [sighs] |
138 | 00:08:00,771 | 00:08:05,526 | I think... you are at a time in your life | I think... you are at a time in your life |
139 | 00:08:05,693 | 00:08:08,446 | where a lot of things are scary. | where a lot of things are scary. |
140 | 00:08:08,946 | 00:08:13,743 | But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much. | But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much. |
141 | 00:08:14,327 | 00:08:15,161 | Okay? | Okay? |
142 | 00:08:17,747 | 00:08:18,831 | It's gonna be okay. | It's gonna be okay. |
143 | 00:08:19,415 | 00:08:23,169 | [Cole] You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there. | [Cole] You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there. |
144 | 00:08:23,252 | 00:08:26,506 | What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs. | What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs. |
145 | 00:08:26,589 | 00:08:28,257 | Hey, will you get me a lemonade? | Hey, will you get me a lemonade? |
146 | 00:08:28,508 | 00:08:29,342 | -Yep. -Thanks. | -Yep. -Thanks. |
147 | 00:08:31,677 | 00:08:34,597 | Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded. | Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded. |
148 | 00:08:36,891 | 00:08:40,436 | Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded." | Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded." |
149 | 00:08:40,978 | 00:08:43,022 | -But I can say "pussy" or "vagi--" -[drill whirring] | -But I can say "pussy" or "vagi--" -[drill whirring] |
150 | 00:08:43,105 | 00:08:44,232 | Don't say it, okay? | Don't say it, okay? |
151 | 00:08:44,774 | 00:08:45,816 | Go get me a lemonade. | Go get me a lemonade. |
152 | 00:08:50,279 | 00:08:51,656 | Oh, my God, he said "pussy." | Oh, my God, he said "pussy." |
153 | 00:08:52,615 | 00:08:54,242 | [man] Breathe in. Breathe out. | [man] Breathe in. Breathe out. |
154 | 00:08:54,575 | 00:08:56,827 | -Unclench that sphincter. -[Cole] Okay. | -Unclench that sphincter. -[Cole] Okay. |
155 | 00:08:56,911 | 00:08:59,413 | -How those mirrors looking? -Looking good. | -How those mirrors looking? -Looking good. |
156 | 00:08:59,497 | 00:09:00,373 | Parking brakes? | Parking brakes? |
157 | 00:09:01,332 | 00:09:02,166 | Nope. | Nope. |
158 | 00:09:02,250 | 00:09:04,293 | -Hands? -Ten and two. | -Hands? -Ten and two. |
159 | 00:09:05,002 | 00:09:05,878 | Engage. | Engage. |
160 | 00:09:05,962 | 00:09:07,964 | [engine revs, fades] | [engine revs, fades] |
161 | 00:09:11,926 | 00:09:15,304 | Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving? | Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving? |
162 | 00:09:15,680 | 00:09:17,139 | Really? Wow. | Really? Wow. |
163 | 00:09:17,473 | 00:09:21,852 | Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying? | Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying? |
164 | 00:09:22,520 | 00:09:23,563 | I went on the Internet, | I went on the Internet, |
165 | 00:09:23,646 | 00:09:26,107 | and there's pictures of them. They die like this: | and there's pictures of them. They die like this: |
166 | 00:09:30,111 | 00:09:31,279 | Maybe next week. | Maybe next week. |
167 | 00:09:32,238 | 00:09:34,115 | All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap? | All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap? |
168 | 00:09:34,657 | 00:09:36,450 | -Yeah. -Good. All right. You did good. | -Yeah. -Good. All right. You did good. |
169 | 00:09:37,243 | 00:09:39,704 | You started the car, you put the seat belt on. | You started the car, you put the seat belt on. |
170 | 00:09:39,787 | 00:09:42,123 | Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush. | Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush. |
171 | 00:09:42,206 | 00:09:44,917 | It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay? | It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay? |
172 | 00:09:47,295 | 00:09:49,672 | Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends-- | Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends-- |
173 | 00:09:49,880 | 00:09:52,049 | Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter? | Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter? |
174 | 00:09:52,592 | 00:09:53,426 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
175 | 00:09:53,884 | 00:09:56,012 | But then they see her and get really jealous. | But then they see her and get really jealous. |
176 | 00:09:56,929 | 00:09:58,806 | Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles] | Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles] |
177 | 00:09:58,889 | 00:10:01,851 | I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop. | I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop. |
178 | 00:10:02,393 | 00:10:04,145 | I'm craving some donuts. | I'm craving some donuts. |
179 | 00:10:04,228 | 00:10:05,730 | [shouting] | [shouting] |
180 | 00:10:08,065 | 00:10:08,941 | [Dad] All right! | [Dad] All right! |
181 | 00:10:10,234 | 00:10:12,653 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
182 | 00:10:18,409 | 00:10:19,452 | What are you watching? | What are you watching? |
183 | 00:10:19,535 | 00:10:21,829 | Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men. | Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men. |
184 | 00:10:21,912 | 00:10:22,872 | Again. | Again. |
185 | 00:10:23,372 | 00:10:24,373 | You wouldn't like it. | You wouldn't like it. |
186 | 00:10:25,041 | 00:10:26,125 | It's on HBO? | It's on HBO? |
187 | 00:10:26,208 | 00:10:28,794 | -[chuckles] -No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy. | -[chuckles] -No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy. |
188 | 00:10:28,878 | 00:10:29,754 | It's not on HBO. | It's not on HBO. |
189 | 00:10:29,837 | 00:10:32,256 | It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head. | It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head. |
190 | 00:10:32,381 | 00:10:35,092 | When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together. | When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together. |
191 | 00:10:35,176 | 00:10:36,052 | How about that? | How about that? |
192 | 00:10:36,135 | 00:10:38,971 | -[Cole] All right. -Cole, will you clean up the toys | -[Cole] All right. -Cole, will you clean up the toys |
193 | 00:10:39,055 | 00:10:40,139 | in the hallway for me? | in the hallway for me? |
194 | 00:10:40,222 | 00:10:41,557 | Okay, Mom. Jeez. | Okay, Mom. Jeez. |
195 | 00:10:41,641 | 00:10:42,475 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
196 | 00:10:48,606 | 00:10:49,607 | [Cole] Much cleaner. | [Cole] Much cleaner. |
197 | 00:11:14,215 | 00:11:15,341 | Who cares? | Who cares? |
198 | 00:11:16,675 | 00:11:17,510 | Hey. Oh. | Hey. Oh. |
199 | 00:11:17,843 | 00:11:19,762 | Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all. | Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all. |
200 | 00:11:19,887 | 00:11:21,639 | -I can handle it. -Yeah. No, I get it. | -I can handle it. -Yeah. No, I get it. |
201 | 00:11:21,722 | 00:11:22,640 | Stop. Stop. | Stop. Stop. |
202 | 00:11:22,890 | 00:11:24,266 | And hand me the knife. | And hand me the knife. |
203 | 00:11:25,351 | 00:11:28,020 | Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife? | Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife? |
204 | 00:11:28,813 | 00:11:30,731 | I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback, | I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback, |
205 | 00:11:30,815 | 00:11:32,024 | -so it's aerodynamic. -Uh-huh. | -so it's aerodynamic. -Uh-huh. |
206 | 00:11:32,108 | 00:11:34,276 | It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns. | It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns. |
207 | 00:11:34,360 | 00:11:36,362 | When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll | When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll |
208 | 00:11:36,445 | 00:11:38,823 | and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend-- | and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend-- |
209 | 00:11:38,906 | 00:11:41,617 | Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics. | Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics. |
210 | 00:11:41,700 | 00:11:44,829 | I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak. | I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak. |
211 | 00:11:44,912 | 00:11:46,455 | And don't do that. That's my job. | And don't do that. That's my job. |
212 | 00:11:46,539 | 00:11:49,291 | And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house? | And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house? |
213 | 00:11:49,792 | 00:11:51,252 | Do you want me to put it back? | Do you want me to put it back? |
214 | 00:11:51,335 | 00:11:52,962 | [Dad] No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher, | [Dad] No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher, |
215 | 00:11:53,045 | 00:11:55,172 | 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear. | 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear. |
216 | 00:11:57,174 | 00:12:00,344 | My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex, | My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex, |
217 | 00:12:00,428 | 00:12:03,347 | but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me. | but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me. |
218 | 00:12:04,306 | 00:12:05,975 | They're definitely having sex. | They're definitely having sex. |
219 | 00:12:06,058 | 00:12:07,935 | They probably have sex when you're home, too. | They probably have sex when you're home, too. |
220 | 00:12:08,436 | 00:12:12,064 | Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it. | Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it. |
221 | 00:12:12,148 | 00:12:13,190 | Nope. No. | Nope. No. |
222 | 00:12:13,274 | 00:12:14,567 | No way. Not a chance. | No way. Not a chance. |
223 | 00:12:14,942 | 00:12:17,403 | Yeah. That's what babysitters do. | Yeah. That's what babysitters do. |
224 | 00:12:18,404 | 00:12:21,657 | They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it. | They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it. |
225 | 00:12:22,616 | 00:12:25,745 | Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep? | Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep? |
226 | 00:12:26,537 | 00:12:28,956 | I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see. | I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see. |
227 | 00:12:29,915 | 00:12:31,167 | I'm gonna find out. | I'm gonna find out. |
228 | 00:12:31,834 | 00:12:34,003 | -Perv. -No! I'm choking! | -Perv. -No! I'm choking! |
229 | 00:12:34,128 | 00:12:35,629 | -[Melanie laughing] -[Cole shouting] | -[Melanie laughing] -[Cole shouting] |
230 | 00:13:15,252 | 00:13:17,296 | [boy] Pussy! | [boy] Pussy! |
231 | 00:13:17,379 | 00:13:18,506 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
232 | 00:13:19,757 | 00:13:23,469 | Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five? | Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five? |
233 | 00:13:23,552 | 00:13:25,596 | [Mom] No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic. | [Mom] No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic. |
234 | 00:13:25,679 | 00:13:27,181 | We were supposed to leave at five. | We were supposed to leave at five. |
235 | 00:13:27,264 | 00:13:29,850 | Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors. | Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors. |
236 | 00:13:29,934 | 00:13:31,852 | -I don't want your mom yelling. -[Cole] Got it. | -I don't want your mom yelling. -[Cole] Got it. |
237 | 00:13:31,936 | 00:13:34,522 | I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps. | I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps. |
238 | 00:13:34,605 | 00:13:36,315 | Right. That's what I love about her. | Right. That's what I love about her. |
239 | 00:13:36,398 | 00:13:38,609 | -[doorbell rings] -Here. Get that. It's probably Bee. | -[doorbell rings] -Here. Get that. It's probably Bee. |
240 | 00:13:38,692 | 00:13:39,610 | [Cole] Okay. | [Cole] Okay. |
241 | 00:13:40,069 | 00:13:41,987 | -[Mom] Can you hurry up? -[Dad] Yes. | -[Mom] Can you hurry up? -[Dad] Yes. |
242 | 00:13:44,240 | 00:13:45,241 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
243 | 00:13:48,244 | 00:13:50,663 | -What up, Cee? -What up, Bee? | -What up, Cee? -What up, Bee? |
244 | 00:13:50,746 | 00:13:51,747 | [both buzzing] | [both buzzing] |
245 | 00:13:51,831 | 00:13:54,750 | -[Mom] Hey, Bee. How are you? -Oh, you know, can't complain. | -[Mom] Hey, Bee. How are you? -Oh, you know, can't complain. |
246 | 00:13:54,833 | 00:13:56,502 | -[Mom] Good. -Where to this weekend? | -[Mom] Good. -Where to this weekend? |
247 | 00:13:56,585 | 00:13:58,879 | -Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. -Mm! | -Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. -Mm! |
248 | 00:13:58,963 | 00:13:59,797 | [Dad] Can't find it! | [Dad] Can't find it! |
249 | 00:13:59,880 | 00:14:02,841 | Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign. | Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign. |
250 | 00:14:03,551 | 00:14:05,261 | Um, anyway, you know the drill. | Um, anyway, you know the drill. |
251 | 00:14:05,344 | 00:14:08,138 | No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten. | No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten. |
252 | 00:14:08,222 | 00:14:09,932 | -[Cole] Mom. -Bed by 10:30? | -[Cole] Mom. -Bed by 10:30? |
253 | 00:14:10,015 | 00:14:11,559 | -[Cole] You serious? -[Bee] Anything else? | -[Cole] You serious? -[Bee] Anything else? |
254 | 00:14:11,642 | 00:14:13,769 | Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom. | Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom. |
255 | 00:14:13,853 | 00:14:16,188 | [Mom] Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you. | [Mom] Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you. |
256 | 00:14:16,272 | 00:14:17,481 | -I'm not up there. -[Dad] Okay. | -I'm not up there. -[Dad] Okay. |
257 | 00:14:17,565 | 00:14:18,857 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
258 | 00:14:18,941 | 00:14:22,111 | -He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. -[Cole] Mom, he calls them jorts. | -He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. -[Cole] Mom, he calls them jorts. |
259 | 00:14:22,194 | 00:14:25,531 | -Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. -I know. You're the best. | -Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. -I know. You're the best. |
260 | 00:14:25,739 | 00:14:28,200 | -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -[Mom] I knew it! | -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -[Mom] I knew it! |
261 | 00:14:28,284 | 00:14:30,953 | -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it. Great. | -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it. Great. |
262 | 00:14:31,370 | 00:14:33,414 | I will be the envy of women everywhere. | I will be the envy of women everywhere. |
263 | 00:14:33,497 | 00:14:35,958 | Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay? | Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay? |
264 | 00:14:36,041 | 00:14:38,085 | -Cole, don't cause any trouble. -[Cole] Dad, I know. | -Cole, don't cause any trouble. -[Cole] Dad, I know. |
265 | 00:14:38,168 | 00:14:39,545 | You know what, honey? | You know what, honey? |
266 | 00:14:40,379 | 00:14:42,464 | -You got your flu shot, so no exertion. -[Cole] Mom. | -You got your flu shot, so no exertion. -[Cole] Mom. |
267 | 00:14:42,548 | 00:14:45,009 | -Yeah, no running around. Board games. -[Cole] Got it. Okay? | -Yeah, no running around. Board games. -[Cole] Got it. Okay? |
268 | 00:14:47,094 | 00:14:50,264 | Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now. | Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now. |
269 | 00:14:50,639 | 00:14:51,849 | That's sweet. You are. | That's sweet. You are. |
270 | 00:14:51,932 | 00:14:54,018 | -We love you. Bye, Bee. -I love you. Have fun. | -We love you. Bye, Bee. -I love you. Have fun. |
271 | 00:14:54,143 | 00:14:56,270 | -[Dad] But not too much fun. -[Mom] Not too much. | -[Dad] But not too much fun. -[Mom] Not too much. |
272 | 00:14:56,353 | 00:14:58,564 | [Foghat's "I Just Want to Make Love to You" playing] | [Foghat's "I Just Want to Make Love to You" playing] |
273 | 00:15:06,447 | 00:15:09,241 | ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ | ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ |
274 | 00:15:09,909 | 00:15:13,162 | ♪ I don't want you make my bed ♪ | ♪ I don't want you make my bed ♪ |
275 | 00:15:13,829 | 00:15:17,082 | ♪ I don't want you to be true ♪ | ♪ I don't want you to be true ♪ |
276 | 00:15:17,625 | 00:15:21,211 | ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ | ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ |
277 | 00:15:29,303 | 00:15:32,181 | ♪ I don't want you be no slave ♪ | ♪ I don't want you be no slave ♪ |
278 | 00:15:32,806 | 00:15:36,060 | ♪ I don't want you to be sad and blue ♪ | ♪ I don't want you to be sad and blue ♪ |
279 | 00:15:36,852 | 00:15:39,897 | ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ | ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ |
280 | 00:15:42,441 | 00:15:44,026 | [Cole] No way you're gonna beat my dive. | [Cole] No way you're gonna beat my dive. |
281 | 00:15:48,197 | 00:15:52,409 | So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission. | So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission. |
282 | 00:15:52,493 | 00:15:56,038 | -Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? -Right. | -Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? -Right. |
283 | 00:15:56,121 | 00:15:58,165 | Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... | Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... |
284 | 00:15:58,832 | 00:16:03,295 | full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down. | full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down. |
285 | 00:16:03,379 | 00:16:05,089 | -How many seats have I got? -Five. | -How many seats have I got? -Five. |
286 | 00:16:05,172 | 00:16:07,466 | -Five? -Six, if you need, like, a duo. | -Five? -Six, if you need, like, a duo. |
287 | 00:16:07,549 | 00:16:09,510 | But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. | But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. |
288 | 00:16:09,593 | 00:16:11,387 | They'd fight. The mission would be futile. | They'd fight. The mission would be futile. |
289 | 00:16:11,470 | 00:16:12,805 | No, no, okay, I get it. | No, no, okay, I get it. |
290 | 00:16:13,681 | 00:16:16,100 | All right. One... Kirk. | All right. One... Kirk. |
291 | 00:16:16,225 | 00:16:17,226 | Two, Picard. | Two, Picard. |
292 | 00:16:17,309 | 00:16:20,688 | Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day. | Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day. |
293 | 00:16:20,771 | 00:16:24,942 | Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit? | Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit? |
294 | 00:16:25,025 | 00:16:26,860 | A Xenomorph egg. | A Xenomorph egg. |
295 | 00:16:27,403 | 00:16:28,237 | -No way. -Yeah. | -No way. -Yeah. |
296 | 00:16:29,571 | 00:16:31,782 | Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan. | Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan. |
297 | 00:16:31,865 | 00:16:34,702 | Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, | Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, |
298 | 00:16:34,785 | 00:16:37,121 | they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair. | they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair. |
299 | 00:16:37,204 | 00:16:39,123 | -They have experience with that. -Fair. | -They have experience with that. -Fair. |
300 | 00:16:39,206 | 00:16:41,667 | Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching | Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching |
301 | 00:16:41,750 | 00:16:44,795 | about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move. | about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move. |
302 | 00:16:45,004 | 00:16:46,130 | But she's gotta do this. | But she's gotta do this. |
303 | 00:16:46,213 | 00:16:48,590 | -It's the only way to save the world. -The universe. | -It's the only way to save the world. -The universe. |
304 | 00:16:48,674 | 00:16:49,550 | Right! Exactly! | Right! Exactly! |
305 | 00:16:49,633 | 00:16:52,594 | So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair. | So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair. |
306 | 00:16:52,678 | 00:16:57,016 | Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! | Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! |
307 | 00:16:57,266 | 00:17:00,394 | Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them, | Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them, |
308 | 00:17:00,477 | 00:17:01,979 | they narrowly escape. | they narrowly escape. |
309 | 00:17:02,062 | 00:17:05,107 | Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home, | Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home, |
310 | 00:17:05,607 | 00:17:09,445 | then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit... | then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit... |
311 | 00:17:09,528 | 00:17:12,072 | -[groaning] -[both shouting] | -[groaning] -[both shouting] |
312 | 00:17:14,450 | 00:17:15,284 | He's out! | He's out! |
313 | 00:17:20,414 | 00:17:21,498 | Who said he was a he? | Who said he was a he? |
314 | 00:17:23,250 | 00:17:26,378 | -Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. -Are facehuggers female? | -Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. -Are facehuggers female? |
315 | 00:17:26,920 | 00:17:28,172 | No, 'cause they got dicks. | No, 'cause they got dicks. |
316 | 00:17:28,255 | 00:17:31,091 | Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy. | Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy. |
317 | 00:17:32,801 | 00:17:34,136 | -I want a do-over. -[grunts] | -I want a do-over. -[grunts] |
318 | 00:17:34,970 | 00:17:36,889 | -I want a do-over. -No do-overs. | -I want a do-over. -No do-overs. |
319 | 00:17:36,972 | 00:17:40,392 | Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes. | Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes. |
320 | 00:17:40,476 | 00:17:42,352 | -What's done is done. -You suck. | -What's done is done. -You suck. |
321 | 00:17:42,436 | 00:17:47,149 | -You suck, and I hope you die. -You couldn't live without me. | -You suck, and I hope you die. -You couldn't live without me. |
322 | 00:17:47,232 | 00:17:50,569 | It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right. | It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right. |
323 | 00:17:50,652 | 00:17:51,487 | [timer dings] | [timer dings] |
324 | 00:17:51,570 | 00:17:53,113 | -Pizza! -Pizza! | -Pizza! -Pizza! |
325 | 00:17:54,990 | 00:17:59,828 | [Bee and actor 1] Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law. | [Bee and actor 1] Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law. |
326 | 00:18:00,746 | 00:18:03,248 | I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting. | I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting. |
327 | 00:18:05,417 | 00:18:09,254 | [Cole and actor 2] It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it? | [Cole and actor 2] It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it? |
328 | 00:18:09,338 | 00:18:11,882 | [Bee and actor 1 laugh] That's right. You don't. | [Bee and actor 1 laugh] That's right. You don't. |
329 | 00:18:12,382 | 00:18:14,635 | [Cole and actor 2] I'm gonna take this right foot... | [Cole and actor 2] I'm gonna take this right foot... |
330 | 00:18:16,595 | 00:18:19,932 | and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. | and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. |
331 | 00:18:21,183 | 00:18:22,601 | And you wanna know something? | And you wanna know something? |
332 | 00:18:23,102 | 00:18:25,771 | There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it. | There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it. |
333 | 00:18:26,313 | 00:18:28,607 | -[Bee and actor 1] Really? -[Cole and actor 2] Really. | -[Bee and actor 1] Really? -[Cole and actor 2] Really. |
334 | 00:18:32,069 | 00:18:33,612 | [Bee and actor 1] Kill that Indian son of a bitch. | [Bee and actor 1] Kill that Indian son of a bitch. |
335 | 00:18:33,695 | 00:18:35,197 | [grunting and shouting] | [grunting and shouting] |
336 | 00:18:39,118 | 00:18:40,744 | [both laughing] | [both laughing] |
337 | 00:18:42,746 | 00:18:44,873 | Think my parents are gonna get a divorce? | Think my parents are gonna get a divorce? |
338 | 00:18:47,209 | 00:18:48,752 | I don't know, man. I hope not. | I don't know, man. I hope not. |
339 | 00:18:49,628 | 00:18:52,631 | Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend. | Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend. |
340 | 00:18:52,714 | 00:18:53,799 | That's gross. | That's gross. |
341 | 00:18:55,300 | 00:18:57,469 | Isn't that the cute chick across the street? | Isn't that the cute chick across the street? |
342 | 00:18:57,928 | 00:19:00,430 | Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross. | Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross. |
343 | 00:19:00,514 | 00:19:01,849 | Her boyfriend's like 20. | Her boyfriend's like 20. |
344 | 00:19:01,932 | 00:19:04,518 | Not her. Melanie. | Not her. Melanie. |
345 | 00:19:05,853 | 00:19:08,230 | I wouldn't say she's cute. | I wouldn't say she's cute. |
346 | 00:19:08,313 | 00:19:11,066 | Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute. | Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute. |
347 | 00:19:11,483 | 00:19:14,319 | [stammers] I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. | [stammers] I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. |
348 | 00:19:14,403 | 00:19:16,488 | Whatever. You want your tongues to touch. | Whatever. You want your tongues to touch. |
349 | 00:19:17,114 | 00:19:18,073 | Nope. No way. | Nope. No way. |
350 | 00:19:18,157 | 00:19:21,076 | -Oh, you're in denial. -You're an... asshole. | -Oh, you're in denial. -You're an... asshole. |
351 | 00:19:21,160 | 00:19:22,786 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
352 | 00:19:23,245 | 00:19:24,997 | Oh, my God. That was so great. | Oh, my God. That was so great. |
353 | 00:19:26,957 | 00:19:29,543 | But you'll be all right if your parents break up. | But you'll be all right if your parents break up. |
354 | 00:19:29,626 | 00:19:32,588 | I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself. | I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself. |
355 | 00:19:33,130 | 00:19:36,508 | Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it. | Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it. |
356 | 00:19:39,928 | 00:19:40,929 | [Cole sighs] | [Cole sighs] |
357 | 00:19:43,557 | 00:19:44,683 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
358 | 00:19:45,225 | 00:19:46,560 | Ah, shit, dude, it's super late. | Ah, shit, dude, it's super late. |
359 | 00:19:47,811 | 00:19:50,397 | -I'm not tired. -Well, I know you're not. I am. | -I'm not tired. -Well, I know you're not. I am. |
360 | 00:19:51,773 | 00:19:54,443 | [snaps fingers] If I give you a shot, will you go to bed? | [snaps fingers] If I give you a shot, will you go to bed? |
361 | 00:19:55,736 | 00:19:58,405 | -I don't know, maybe. -I'll make it a double. | -I don't know, maybe. -I'll make it a double. |
362 | 00:19:59,114 | 00:20:01,241 | -You'll sleep like a rock. -Okay. | -You'll sleep like a rock. -Okay. |
363 | 00:20:03,702 | 00:20:05,287 | Here you are, my good sir. | Here you are, my good sir. |
364 | 00:20:06,079 | 00:20:08,040 | Don't say a word of this to your parents. | Don't say a word of this to your parents. |
365 | 00:20:09,166 | 00:20:11,501 | My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time. | My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time. |
366 | 00:20:11,585 | 00:20:13,962 | Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. | Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. |
367 | 00:20:19,927 | 00:20:21,470 | You're not gonna do it with me? | You're not gonna do it with me? |
368 | 00:20:23,138 | 00:20:25,057 | All right, sure. I'll be right back. | All right, sure. I'll be right back. |
369 | 00:20:46,578 | 00:20:47,621 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
370 | 00:20:47,704 | 00:20:48,914 | You did it without me? | You did it without me? |
371 | 00:20:50,832 | 00:20:52,251 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
372 | 00:20:53,293 | 00:20:54,336 | Whew. | Whew. |
373 | 00:20:56,505 | 00:20:58,340 | -[Melanie on phone] She's getting laid. -[chuckles] | -[Melanie on phone] She's getting laid. -[chuckles] |
374 | 00:20:58,423 | 00:21:00,717 | -I'm gonna find out. -Wow, I'm impressed. | -I'm gonna find out. -Wow, I'm impressed. |
375 | 00:21:00,801 | 00:21:03,345 | That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it. | That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it. |
376 | 00:21:03,428 | 00:21:06,640 | I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep. | I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep. |
377 | 00:21:08,725 | 00:21:09,601 | I gotta go. | I gotta go. |
378 | 00:21:10,435 | 00:21:11,645 | [phone beeps] | [phone beeps] |
379 | 00:21:11,728 | 00:21:14,064 | -No. -[footsteps approaching] | -No. -[footsteps approaching] |
380 | 00:21:14,856 | 00:21:15,857 | [knock on door] | [knock on door] |
381 | 00:21:16,400 | 00:21:17,359 | Enter. | Enter. |
382 | 00:21:19,027 | 00:21:19,861 | You sleepy? | You sleepy? |
383 | 00:21:20,737 | 00:21:22,364 | Yeah, I'm really tired. | Yeah, I'm really tired. |
384 | 00:21:23,323 | 00:21:25,742 | Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow. | Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow. |
385 | 00:21:26,285 | 00:21:28,912 | You need anything? All right. | You need anything? All right. |
386 | 00:21:28,996 | 00:21:30,539 | -Bee? -Yeah? | -Bee? -Yeah? |
387 | 00:21:34,001 | 00:21:37,754 | Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay. | Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay. |
388 | 00:21:40,841 | 00:21:42,134 | You don't think you're okay? | You don't think you're okay? |
389 | 00:21:49,057 | 00:21:49,891 | I mean... | I mean... |
390 | 00:21:52,978 | 00:21:54,646 | I wanna feel normal, but... | I wanna feel normal, but... |
391 | 00:21:58,150 | 00:22:00,068 | I just feel weird most of the time. | I just feel weird most of the time. |
392 | 00:22:03,822 | 00:22:04,990 | Well, I like weird. | Well, I like weird. |
393 | 00:22:06,491 | 00:22:07,367 | All of the time. | All of the time. |
394 | 00:22:09,202 | 00:22:12,664 | So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior. | So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior. |
395 | 00:22:13,915 | 00:22:14,750 | [sniffles] | [sniffles] |
396 | 00:22:16,501 | 00:22:17,669 | See you in the morning. | See you in the morning. |
397 | 00:22:18,211 | 00:22:19,254 | Good night, dude. | Good night, dude. |
398 | 00:22:33,685 | 00:22:35,187 | [doorbell rings] | [doorbell rings] |
399 | 00:22:36,063 | 00:22:37,564 | [people chattering nearby] | [people chattering nearby] |
400 | 00:22:40,817 | 00:22:42,360 | Ew. Orgy? | Ew. Orgy? |
401 | 00:22:44,988 | 00:22:45,822 | Orgy? | Orgy? |
402 | 00:22:51,369 | 00:22:53,038 | [woman moaning on phone] | [woman moaning on phone] |
403 | 00:23:26,488 | 00:23:28,490 | [indistinct chattering] | [indistinct chattering] |
404 | 00:23:28,782 | 00:23:29,783 | [man] Spin it. | [man] Spin it. |
405 | 00:23:52,305 | 00:23:53,140 | [Allison] Whoo! | [Allison] Whoo! |
406 | 00:23:53,348 | 00:23:55,517 | -[Max] Yeah! -[John] We lit. We lit. | -[Max] Yeah! -[John] We lit. We lit. |
407 | 00:23:56,726 | 00:23:57,561 | Truth me. | Truth me. |
408 | 00:23:58,436 | 00:24:02,524 | Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most? | Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most? |
409 | 00:24:04,943 | 00:24:06,653 | -Sonya. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. | -Sonya. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. |
410 | 00:24:06,736 | 00:24:07,779 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
411 | 00:24:07,863 | 00:24:08,947 | Hundred percent. | Hundred percent. |
412 | 00:24:09,447 | 00:24:12,200 | -Come on. -Sam, you're a close second, stud. | -Come on. -Sam, you're a close second, stud. |
413 | 00:24:12,284 | 00:24:13,910 | -[John] Damn. -Okay. My turn. | -[John] Damn. -Okay. My turn. |
414 | 00:24:14,494 | 00:24:15,495 | [Max grunts] | [Max grunts] |
415 | 00:24:15,954 | 00:24:18,206 | -[Allison] Yo, people. -[John] To this bad girl. | -[Allison] Yo, people. -[John] To this bad girl. |
416 | 00:24:18,290 | 00:24:20,083 | Bee, truth or dare. | Bee, truth or dare. |
417 | 00:24:22,043 | 00:24:23,170 | Dare. | Dare. |
418 | 00:24:23,253 | 00:24:24,254 | [all shout] | [all shout] |
419 | 00:24:24,337 | 00:24:27,674 | -I dare you to kiss everyone here. -[Allison chuckles] | -I dare you to kiss everyone here. -[Allison chuckles] |
420 | 00:24:27,757 | 00:24:29,968 | -Yes. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. | -Yes. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. |
421 | 00:24:30,051 | 00:24:31,928 | -[John] She got balls. -[Sonya] I need to watch. | -[John] She got balls. -[Sonya] I need to watch. |
422 | 00:24:32,012 | 00:24:33,388 | [Sonya chuckling] | [Sonya chuckling] |
423 | 00:24:34,514 | 00:24:35,515 | All right. | All right. |
424 | 00:24:35,599 | 00:24:38,310 | -That's what I'm talking about. -[Sonya] I'm excited for that. | -That's what I'm talking about. -[Sonya] I'm excited for that. |
425 | 00:24:38,393 | 00:24:40,103 | -[Max] That's all I'm looking for. -[Allison] Hold on. | -[Max] That's all I'm looking for. -[Allison] Hold on. |
426 | 00:24:40,187 | 00:24:41,021 | [John] Let's go. | [John] Let's go. |
427 | 00:24:42,272 | 00:24:43,106 | I'm ready. | I'm ready. |
428 | 00:24:43,190 | 00:24:45,108 | ♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪ | ♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪ |
429 | 00:24:46,943 | 00:24:49,905 | [in deep voice] I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. | [in deep voice] I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. |
430 | 00:24:51,031 | 00:24:51,990 | [all laughing] | [all laughing] |
431 | 00:24:52,073 | 00:24:54,034 | -Thank you. -Is that Lord of the Rings? | -Thank you. -Is that Lord of the Rings? |
432 | 00:24:54,117 | 00:24:55,911 | That was The Godfather Part II . | That was The Godfather Part II . |
433 | 00:24:56,161 | 00:24:57,245 | I love her. | I love her. |
434 | 00:24:57,329 | 00:24:58,246 | [all laughing] | [all laughing] |
435 | 00:24:58,330 | 00:25:01,041 | -[Bee] All right, this is easy. Come on. -[Max] That was pretty good. | -[Bee] All right, this is easy. Come on. -[Max] That was pretty good. |
436 | 00:25:01,124 | 00:25:03,126 | [Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" playing] | [Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" playing] |
437 | 00:25:06,087 | 00:25:07,130 | [Max] Oh, okay. | [Max] Oh, okay. |
438 | 00:25:08,048 | 00:25:09,674 | [John] Y'all rehearsed this. | [John] Y'all rehearsed this. |
439 | 00:25:14,346 | 00:25:16,514 | ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪ | ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪ |
440 | 00:25:18,516 | 00:25:20,977 | ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ | ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ |
441 | 00:25:23,021 | 00:25:25,482 | ♪ You're my guy What the doctor ordered ♪ | ♪ You're my guy What the doctor ordered ♪ |
442 | 00:25:27,442 | 00:25:29,653 | ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪ | ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪ |
443 | 00:25:31,696 | 00:25:33,698 | ♪ I want candy ♪ | ♪ I want candy ♪ |
444 | 00:25:36,159 | 00:25:38,245 | ♪ I want candy ♪ | ♪ I want candy ♪ |
445 | 00:25:40,247 | 00:25:41,498 | ♪ Yeah! ♪ | ♪ Yeah! ♪ |
446 | 00:25:49,130 | 00:25:51,633 | ♪ I want candy ♪ | ♪ I want candy ♪ |
447 | 00:25:53,593 | 00:25:55,971 | ♪ I want candy ♪ | ♪ I want candy ♪ |
448 | 00:25:57,889 | 00:26:00,016 | ♪ I want candy ♪ | ♪ I want candy ♪ |
449 | 00:26:02,143 | 00:26:04,271 | [pants] Wait, just give me-- | [pants] Wait, just give me-- |
450 | 00:26:05,021 | 00:26:06,815 | Give me a second to process that shit. | Give me a second to process that shit. |
451 | 00:26:06,898 | 00:26:09,609 | -[John] You raised by Rick James? -I'm thinking a redo. | -[John] You raised by Rick James? -I'm thinking a redo. |
452 | 00:26:09,693 | 00:26:11,152 | -That's amazing. -[laughing] | -That's amazing. -[laughing] |
453 | 00:26:11,236 | 00:26:14,531 | Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? | Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? |
454 | 00:26:14,614 | 00:26:15,865 | There you go. Mm. | There you go. Mm. |
455 | 00:26:17,284 | 00:26:19,244 | -[Bee giggles] -Fuck, yeah. | -[Bee giggles] -Fuck, yeah. |
456 | 00:26:19,661 | 00:26:20,495 | Come on. | Come on. |
457 | 00:26:20,578 | 00:26:21,955 | [Allison laughing] | [Allison laughing] |
458 | 00:26:22,038 | 00:26:24,207 | -Whoo! -[Sonya] Yeah! | -Whoo! -[Sonya] Yeah! |
459 | 00:26:25,667 | 00:26:26,710 | [John] Oh, Bee! | [John] Oh, Bee! |
460 | 00:26:26,793 | 00:26:28,211 | -[all laughing] -[John groans] | -[all laughing] -[John groans] |
461 | 00:26:28,295 | 00:26:29,421 | Bee, what the hell? | Bee, what the hell? |
462 | 00:26:29,504 | 00:26:32,382 | You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? | You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? |
463 | 00:26:33,466 | 00:26:34,968 | Damn, that's all I'm asking. | Damn, that's all I'm asking. |
464 | 00:26:35,051 | 00:26:36,761 | -[Bee] All right. -[John] Freaky shit. | -[Bee] All right. -[John] Freaky shit. |
465 | 00:26:37,971 | 00:26:40,807 | Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. | Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. |
466 | 00:26:42,642 | 00:26:43,643 | [Max laughing] Okay. | [Max laughing] Okay. |
467 | 00:26:47,188 | 00:26:48,231 | -[John] Weird. -[Bee] Hi. | -[John] Weird. -[Bee] Hi. |
468 | 00:26:48,315 | 00:26:50,775 | -[John howling] -[Allison laughing] Yeah! | -[John howling] -[Allison laughing] Yeah! |
469 | 00:26:51,192 | 00:26:53,486 | [Max cat-calling] Sammy's turn. | [Max cat-calling] Sammy's turn. |
470 | 00:26:54,613 | 00:26:56,281 | -[John laughing] -[Max chanting] Sammy. | -[John laughing] -[Max chanting] Sammy. |
471 | 00:26:56,364 | 00:26:58,575 | -[Allison] She's so hot. -[John] Okay. | -[Allison] She's so hot. -[John] Okay. |
472 | 00:27:00,160 | 00:27:01,619 | [Max] Come on, Sam. You got this. | [Max] Come on, Sam. You got this. |
473 | 00:27:02,120 | 00:27:03,246 | Make out with her. | Make out with her. |
474 | 00:27:03,621 | 00:27:04,456 | [Sam] I'm sorry. | [Sam] I'm sorry. |
475 | 00:27:05,373 | 00:27:09,502 | This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. | This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. |
476 | 00:27:09,586 | 00:27:12,047 | [Max] Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? | [Max] Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? |
477 | 00:27:12,589 | 00:27:14,924 | -Sam, don't be a puss. -[Sam] I don't even know you guys. | -Sam, don't be a puss. -[Sam] I don't even know you guys. |
478 | 00:27:15,008 | 00:27:16,301 | [Sam] I'm not. I'm-- I just-- | [Sam] I'm not. I'm-- I just-- |
479 | 00:27:16,926 | 00:27:19,054 | -You're staring at me. -[Max] Oh, we're not looking. | -You're staring at me. -[Max] Oh, we're not looking. |
480 | 00:27:19,137 | 00:27:20,347 | [Allison] Hey, it's not weird. | [Allison] Hey, it's not weird. |
481 | 00:27:20,847 | 00:27:21,931 | -[Bee] Hey. -[John] Yeah. | -[Bee] Hey. -[John] Yeah. |
482 | 00:27:22,015 | 00:27:23,266 | Just close your eyes. | Just close your eyes. |
483 | 00:27:23,683 | 00:27:24,726 | Okay? | Okay? |
484 | 00:27:24,809 | 00:27:26,311 | Pretend they're not even here. | Pretend they're not even here. |
485 | 00:27:27,228 | 00:27:28,063 | You can do this. | You can do this. |
486 | 00:27:28,730 | 00:27:29,773 | You got this. | You got this. |
487 | 00:27:30,649 | 00:27:31,691 | [hushes] | [hushes] |
488 | 00:27:35,528 | 00:27:39,032 | Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. | Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. |
489 | 00:27:41,409 | 00:27:42,285 | Do you trust me? | Do you trust me? |
490 | 00:27:43,953 | 00:27:44,788 | Yes. | Yes. |
491 | 00:27:44,871 | 00:27:46,039 | Just relax. | Just relax. |
492 | 00:27:47,040 | 00:27:49,250 | It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. | It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. |
493 | 00:27:50,543 | 00:27:52,045 | [John howls] | [John howls] |
494 | 00:27:52,629 | 00:27:53,672 | There he goes. | There he goes. |
495 | 00:27:54,672 | 00:27:55,673 | [John chuckles] | [John chuckles] |
496 | 00:28:10,438 | 00:28:12,190 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
497 | 00:28:26,621 | 00:28:27,497 | Shh. | Shh. |
498 | 00:28:29,165 | 00:28:32,293 | You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. | You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. |
499 | 00:28:32,836 | 00:28:35,880 | I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. | I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. |
500 | 00:28:35,964 | 00:28:38,258 | [grunts] Did he just say "porpoise"? | [grunts] Did he just say "porpoise"? |
501 | 00:28:38,341 | 00:28:39,592 | Yo, I think he did. | Yo, I think he did. |
502 | 00:28:39,676 | 00:28:41,761 | He didn't even get a chance to understand. | He didn't even get a chance to understand. |
503 | 00:28:42,262 | 00:28:43,471 | [panting] | [panting] |
504 | 00:28:44,639 | 00:28:45,557 | Ready? | Ready? |
505 | 00:28:46,224 | 00:28:47,475 | -[Sonya] Ready. -Yep. | -[Sonya] Ready. -Yep. |
506 | 00:28:48,935 | 00:28:50,687 | -[John grunts] Oh, okay. -[exhales] | -[John grunts] Oh, okay. -[exhales] |
507 | 00:28:52,063 | 00:28:53,356 | [John] That shit leaking. | [John] That shit leaking. |
508 | 00:28:58,236 | 00:29:01,406 | Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. | Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. |
509 | 00:29:02,115 | 00:29:04,159 | -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit. | -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit. |
510 | 00:29:04,242 | 00:29:06,953 | [John yells] Oh, shit! | [John yells] Oh, shit! |
511 | 00:29:07,036 | 00:29:09,914 | [Max] All that blood was just in his boner. | [Max] All that blood was just in his boner. |
512 | 00:29:09,998 | 00:29:12,917 | Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you. | Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you. |
513 | 00:29:13,001 | 00:29:15,587 | I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth. | I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth. |
514 | 00:29:15,670 | 00:29:18,214 | This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever. | This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever. |
515 | 00:29:18,298 | 00:29:21,718 | You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John? | You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John? |
516 | 00:29:21,801 | 00:29:24,429 | Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil. | Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil. |
517 | 00:29:24,512 | 00:29:25,555 | Now collect it. | Now collect it. |
518 | 00:29:25,638 | 00:29:26,890 | -[John] Like this? -[Bee] There you go. | -[John] Like this? -[Bee] There you go. |
519 | 00:29:26,973 | 00:29:30,435 | [Allison] How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true. | [Allison] How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true. |
520 | 00:29:31,186 | 00:29:33,646 | [Bee] Allison, you'll all get what you want. | [Bee] Allison, you'll all get what you want. |
521 | 00:29:38,985 | 00:29:40,403 | Okay, let's go. | Okay, let's go. |
522 | 00:29:42,697 | 00:29:45,074 | [John] I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit. | [John] I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit. |
523 | 00:29:45,158 | 00:29:47,911 | I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off. | I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off. |
524 | 00:29:47,994 | 00:29:50,663 | Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. | Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. |
525 | 00:29:50,747 | 00:29:52,415 | You look like Carrie, | You look like Carrie, |
526 | 00:29:52,499 | 00:29:55,001 | -but black. -Carrie would've been better black. | -but black. -Carrie would've been better black. |
527 | 00:29:55,084 | 00:29:57,629 | She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right? | She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right? |
528 | 00:29:57,712 | 00:30:00,340 | What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. | What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. |
529 | 00:30:00,423 | 00:30:03,551 | I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. | I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. |
530 | 00:30:03,635 | 00:30:05,011 | I was not gonna miss this. | I was not gonna miss this. |
531 | 00:30:06,471 | 00:30:10,308 | Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. | Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. |
532 | 00:30:10,391 | 00:30:12,185 | I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. | I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. |
533 | 00:30:12,268 | 00:30:14,229 | People have always done human sacrifice. | People have always done human sacrifice. |
534 | 00:30:14,312 | 00:30:18,233 | Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people. | Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people. |
535 | 00:30:18,316 | 00:30:20,610 | Sonya, get the cases. | Sonya, get the cases. |
536 | 00:30:21,069 | 00:30:23,613 | Listen, when you're done being totally useless, | Listen, when you're done being totally useless, |
537 | 00:30:23,696 | 00:30:27,617 | get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG. | get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG. |
538 | 00:30:27,700 | 00:30:28,785 | Hey. | Hey. |
539 | 00:30:28,868 | 00:30:29,869 | Nice one, John. | Nice one, John. |
540 | 00:30:29,953 | 00:30:32,247 | [gasps] Oh, my God. | [gasps] Oh, my God. |
541 | 00:30:32,789 | 00:30:35,124 | I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. | I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. |
542 | 00:30:36,167 | 00:30:37,293 | What's in the box? | What's in the box? |
543 | 00:30:42,465 | 00:30:45,969 | Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do? | Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do? |
544 | 00:30:46,094 | 00:30:48,304 | It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven. | It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven. |
545 | 00:30:48,513 | 00:30:49,931 | Just fucking go up, you know? | Just fucking go up, you know? |
546 | 00:30:50,473 | 00:30:54,102 | Well, the Jews have their scrolls, | Well, the Jews have their scrolls, |
547 | 00:30:54,185 | 00:30:55,979 | Christians have their Bibles, | Christians have their Bibles, |
548 | 00:30:56,062 | 00:30:57,856 | and the devil has his verses. | and the devil has his verses. |
549 | 00:30:58,398 | 00:31:00,817 | Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate. | Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate. |
550 | 00:31:01,359 | 00:31:02,277 | It's the only one. | It's the only one. |
551 | 00:31:02,986 | 00:31:05,613 | You recite the verse while the blood hits the page. | You recite the verse while the blood hits the page. |
552 | 00:31:05,697 | 00:31:07,323 | Without it, none of this happens. | Without it, none of this happens. |
553 | 00:31:09,325 | 00:31:13,246 | Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent. | Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent. |
554 | 00:31:13,329 | 00:31:14,831 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
555 | 00:31:26,301 | 00:31:27,427 | [woman] 911, what's your emergency? | [woman] 911, what's your emergency? |
556 | 00:31:27,510 | 00:31:30,471 | My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room. | My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room. |
557 | 00:31:30,555 | 00:31:33,433 | The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive. | The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive. |
558 | 00:31:33,516 | 00:31:36,936 | -Can you please send someone? - Are the attackers still in the house? | -Can you please send someone? - Are the attackers still in the house? |
559 | 00:31:37,020 | 00:31:38,605 | They're downstairs having a blast. | They're downstairs having a blast. |
560 | 00:31:38,688 | 00:31:40,648 | - How many are there, Cole? -Too many. | - How many are there, Cole? -Too many. |
561 | 00:31:40,732 | 00:31:44,402 | Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city. | Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city. |
562 | 00:31:44,569 | 00:31:45,528 | Living large. | Living large. |
563 | 00:31:45,612 | 00:31:49,157 | Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden. | Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden. |
564 | 00:31:50,325 | 00:31:53,453 | -I gotta protect myself. Thanks. -Do not do that. No, no, no-- | -I gotta protect myself. Thanks. -Do not do that. No, no, no-- |
565 | 00:32:20,104 | 00:32:23,650 | -Okay. -[chattering] | -Okay. -[chattering] |
566 | 00:32:36,829 | 00:32:39,540 | [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. | [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. |
567 | 00:32:39,624 | 00:32:40,583 | [John] Whoo! | [John] Whoo! |
568 | 00:32:42,085 | 00:32:44,170 | Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. | Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. |
569 | 00:32:45,964 | 00:32:47,382 | He's reading The Secret? | He's reading The Secret? |
570 | 00:32:47,465 | 00:32:50,051 | He's ten years old. What secret he need to know? | He's ten years old. What secret he need to know? |
571 | 00:32:50,551 | 00:32:51,594 | Won't he hear us? | Won't he hear us? |
572 | 00:32:52,095 | 00:32:54,973 | With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no. | With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no. |
573 | 00:32:55,682 | 00:32:59,686 | -[Sonya] Good boy. Pretty boy. -Do you have the needle? | -[Sonya] Good boy. Pretty boy. -Do you have the needle? |
574 | 00:33:01,771 | 00:33:03,189 | Of course, I have the needle. | Of course, I have the needle. |
575 | 00:33:08,361 | 00:33:11,197 | You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. | You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. |
576 | 00:33:12,407 | 00:33:14,033 | [Bee] What happens when you kill someone? | [Bee] What happens when you kill someone? |
577 | 00:33:14,117 | 00:33:16,369 | [John] They lose, like, all they Instagram followers. | [John] They lose, like, all they Instagram followers. |
578 | 00:33:16,452 | 00:33:19,497 | -[gasps] Oh, my God, that would suck. -No, they die. | -[gasps] Oh, my God, that would suck. -No, they die. |
579 | 00:33:19,580 | 00:33:21,833 | And then I'd have to find another innocent kid. | And then I'd have to find another innocent kid. |
580 | 00:33:21,916 | 00:33:25,628 | And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit. | And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit. |
581 | 00:33:27,088 | 00:33:29,340 | And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us. | And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us. |
582 | 00:33:41,519 | 00:33:43,187 | [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... | [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... |
583 | 00:33:44,272 | 00:33:45,732 | and your wish comes true. | and your wish comes true. |
584 | 00:33:49,193 | 00:33:50,820 | -Damn, I missed the vein. -[Sonya] Mm. | -Damn, I missed the vein. -[Sonya] Mm. |
585 | 00:33:53,031 | 00:33:55,450 | [Bee] Premium real estate. Go for it. | [Bee] Premium real estate. Go for it. |
586 | 00:33:58,661 | 00:34:00,663 | [Sonya incanting] | [Sonya incanting] |
587 | 00:34:09,130 | 00:34:10,715 | Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. | Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. |
588 | 00:34:10,798 | 00:34:12,467 | Okay. Let's go mix some blood. | Okay. Let's go mix some blood. |
589 | 00:34:12,550 | 00:34:13,760 | John, alley-oop. | John, alley-oop. |
590 | 00:34:14,844 | 00:34:15,928 | [John] LeBron James. | [John] LeBron James. |
591 | 00:34:19,140 | 00:34:19,974 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
592 | 00:34:43,706 | 00:34:45,708 | [panting] | [panting] |
593 | 00:35:49,105 | 00:35:50,106 | Why is he shirtless? | Why is he shirtless? |
594 | 00:35:51,440 | 00:35:55,027 | -That's your first question? -How can you ask that? Just look at him. | -That's your first question? -How can you ask that? Just look at him. |
595 | 00:35:55,111 | 00:35:56,195 | I still don't get it. | I still don't get it. |
596 | 00:35:59,240 | 00:36:00,616 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
597 | 00:36:01,617 | 00:36:02,869 | Give him a cookie. | Give him a cookie. |
598 | 00:36:05,121 | 00:36:07,957 | -No, thanks. -Eat the cookie. | -No, thanks. -Eat the cookie. |
599 | 00:36:08,541 | 00:36:11,127 | I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that. | I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that. |
600 | 00:36:13,462 | 00:36:15,590 | You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted. | You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted. |
601 | 00:36:15,673 | 00:36:16,591 | No, I didn't. | No, I didn't. |
602 | 00:36:16,674 | 00:36:17,508 | Yes, you did. | Yes, you did. |
603 | 00:36:18,676 | 00:36:19,844 | After I took your blood, | After I took your blood, |
604 | 00:36:19,927 | 00:36:22,305 | I waited in the room, because something felt off. | I waited in the room, because something felt off. |
605 | 00:36:22,388 | 00:36:25,224 | I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up, | I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up, |
606 | 00:36:25,308 | 00:36:27,935 | tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window. | tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window. |
607 | 00:36:28,019 | 00:36:30,354 | And then you fainted. So, you know... | And then you fainted. So, you know... |
608 | 00:36:30,438 | 00:36:32,356 | Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie. | Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie. |
609 | 00:36:38,446 | 00:36:39,322 | Are you mad at me? | Are you mad at me? |
610 | 00:36:39,906 | 00:36:41,490 | Cookie. | Cookie. |
611 | 00:36:43,075 | 00:36:45,411 | This is gonna be so good. | This is gonna be so good. |
612 | 00:36:47,079 | 00:36:47,914 | What the... | What the... |
613 | 00:36:48,915 | 00:36:50,082 | Oh, there you go. | Oh, there you go. |
614 | 00:36:50,875 | 00:36:52,001 | There you go. | There you go. |
615 | 00:36:55,421 | 00:36:56,422 | That's a good boy. | That's a good boy. |
616 | 00:37:04,722 | 00:37:07,266 | -Why are you awake, Cole? -Because I couldn't sleep. | -Why are you awake, Cole? -Because I couldn't sleep. |
617 | 00:37:07,350 | 00:37:09,227 | -I don't believe you. -[Cole] Okay, fine. I-- | -I don't believe you. -[Cole] Okay, fine. I-- |
618 | 00:37:09,310 | 00:37:10,895 | I was gonna go smoke in the woods. | I was gonna go smoke in the woods. |
619 | 00:37:10,978 | 00:37:12,688 | [Bee] You were gonna go smoke in the woods. | [Bee] You were gonna go smoke in the woods. |
620 | 00:37:13,856 | 00:37:17,068 | Yeah. You know, like... marijuana. | Yeah. You know, like... marijuana. |
621 | 00:37:17,151 | 00:37:19,737 | You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man. | You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man. |
622 | 00:37:19,820 | 00:37:22,490 | We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire. | We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire. |
623 | 00:37:22,573 | 00:37:24,951 | -I wanna smoke pot. -Why didn't you drink the shot? | -I wanna smoke pot. -Why didn't you drink the shot? |
624 | 00:37:25,034 | 00:37:27,370 | Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood? | Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood? |
625 | 00:37:27,453 | 00:37:29,997 | -Cole. -Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol. | -Cole. -Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol. |
626 | 00:37:30,081 | 00:37:32,708 | I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool. | I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool. |
627 | 00:37:35,836 | 00:37:37,755 | Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol? | Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol? |
628 | 00:37:37,838 | 00:37:40,508 | 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out | 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out |
629 | 00:37:40,591 | 00:37:41,759 | for eight hours or more. | for eight hours or more. |
630 | 00:37:43,386 | 00:37:44,512 | What else did you see? | What else did you see? |
631 | 00:37:45,888 | 00:37:47,390 | I just see you. | I just see you. |
632 | 00:37:48,182 | 00:37:51,143 | And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house. | And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house. |
633 | 00:37:54,021 | 00:37:57,358 | -Why is his shirt covered in blood? -No one would let me borrow a shirt. | -Why is his shirt covered in blood? -No one would let me borrow a shirt. |
634 | 00:37:58,317 | 00:38:00,361 | -That's not even an answer. -Oh, my God. | -That's not even an answer. -Oh, my God. |
635 | 00:38:00,444 | 00:38:03,948 | Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope. | Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope. |
636 | 00:38:05,700 | 00:38:06,784 | Well, he does now. | Well, he does now. |
637 | 00:38:09,161 | 00:38:11,205 | Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope. | Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope. |
638 | 00:38:11,289 | 00:38:13,833 | Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you? | Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you? |
639 | 00:38:15,126 | 00:38:17,712 | -Why are you cutting ropes? -I don't like being tied up. | -Why are you cutting ropes? -I don't like being tied up. |
640 | 00:38:17,795 | 00:38:19,672 | -Why do you have a knife? -It was a gift. | -Why do you have a knife? -It was a gift. |
641 | 00:38:19,755 | 00:38:20,631 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
642 | 00:38:21,257 | 00:38:22,633 | He's still cutting the ropes. | He's still cutting the ropes. |
643 | 00:38:23,175 | 00:38:25,136 | Determined little fucker, aren't you? | Determined little fucker, aren't you? |
644 | 00:38:26,637 | 00:38:29,140 | Look, I won't tell anyone. | Look, I won't tell anyone. |
645 | 00:38:29,223 | 00:38:31,684 | Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets. | Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets. |
646 | 00:38:32,059 | 00:38:34,437 | I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy | I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy |
647 | 00:38:34,520 | 00:38:35,855 | and needed my blood to do it. | and needed my blood to do it. |
648 | 00:38:35,938 | 00:38:37,398 | [John and Allison laughing] | [John and Allison laughing] |
649 | 00:38:42,445 | 00:38:44,488 | Do you even know what an orgy is? | Do you even know what an orgy is? |
650 | 00:38:45,031 | 00:38:47,074 | I'm guessing it's something sad people do | I'm guessing it's something sad people do |
651 | 00:38:47,158 | 00:38:49,535 | 'cause they want other sad people to like them, | 'cause they want other sad people to like them, |
652 | 00:38:50,036 | 00:38:53,039 | and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general. | and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general. |
653 | 00:38:54,123 | 00:38:56,000 | That's actually a pretty good answer. | That's actually a pretty good answer. |
654 | 00:38:56,625 | 00:38:58,794 | It was for a science project, okay? | It was for a science project, okay? |
655 | 00:38:59,545 | 00:39:00,379 | The orgy? | The orgy? |
656 | 00:39:00,921 | 00:39:02,381 | No. The blood. | No. The blood. |
657 | 00:39:02,465 | 00:39:04,717 | Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together. | Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together. |
658 | 00:39:04,800 | 00:39:06,052 | We wouldn't need your blood for that. | We wouldn't need your blood for that. |
659 | 00:39:09,055 | 00:39:10,723 | You could've just asked. | You could've just asked. |
660 | 00:39:11,307 | 00:39:13,768 | I would've let you have some blood for science. | I would've let you have some blood for science. |
661 | 00:39:13,893 | 00:39:15,644 | I knew you were afraid of needles. | I knew you were afraid of needles. |
662 | 00:39:15,728 | 00:39:17,688 | This was clearly a misunderstanding. | This was clearly a misunderstanding. |
663 | 00:39:17,772 | 00:39:18,939 | Sonya, untie him. | Sonya, untie him. |
664 | 00:39:19,940 | 00:39:21,984 | I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good? | I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good? |
665 | 00:39:22,360 | 00:39:23,277 | [police sirens wailing] | [police sirens wailing] |
666 | 00:39:24,445 | 00:39:25,905 | -[John] Oh, shit. -[screaming] | -[John] Oh, shit. -[screaming] |
667 | 00:39:26,781 | 00:39:28,741 | -[Max] Shut up! -Holy fuck! | -[Max] Shut up! -Holy fuck! |
668 | 00:39:28,824 | 00:39:30,868 | -Not good. -Fucking police. | -Not good. -Fucking police. |
669 | 00:39:31,452 | 00:39:33,204 | Why are the cops outside, Cole? | Why are the cops outside, Cole? |
670 | 00:39:33,537 | 00:39:35,206 | -I don't know. -Did you call them? | -I don't know. -Did you call them? |
671 | 00:39:35,289 | 00:39:38,000 | -No. You said you were in the room. -Makes me think you saw something | -No. You said you were in the room. -Makes me think you saw something |
672 | 00:39:38,084 | 00:39:40,461 | that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole? | that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole? |
673 | 00:39:42,171 | 00:39:43,839 | -[knock on door] -Oh, fuck! | -[knock on door] -Oh, fuck! |
674 | 00:39:43,923 | 00:39:45,007 | Answer me, Cole. | Answer me, Cole. |
675 | 00:39:45,549 | 00:39:47,968 | Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about-- | Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about-- |
676 | 00:39:48,844 | 00:39:50,096 | [grunts] Ow. | [grunts] Ow. |
677 | 00:39:51,097 | 00:39:52,723 | -Oh, shit! -[officer] Everybody, freeze! | -Oh, shit! -[officer] Everybody, freeze! |
678 | 00:39:52,807 | 00:39:55,351 | [officer 2] Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now! | [officer 2] Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now! |
679 | 00:39:55,434 | 00:39:56,477 | -Now! -[Max] Here we go. | -Now! -[Max] Here we go. |
680 | 00:39:56,560 | 00:39:57,937 | -[officer] Hands up! -[John] Oh! | -[officer] Hands up! -[John] Oh! |
681 | 00:39:58,062 | 00:39:59,814 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
682 | 00:39:59,897 | 00:40:01,690 | -[chuckles] -[officer] Shit! | -[chuckles] -[officer] Shit! |
683 | 00:40:01,774 | 00:40:05,319 | Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me? | Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me? |
684 | 00:40:05,403 | 00:40:06,862 | [Allison] Bee! | [Allison] Bee! |
685 | 00:40:06,987 | 00:40:07,947 | -Oh! -[Max] Oh, shit! | -Oh! -[Max] Oh, shit! |
686 | 00:40:08,739 | 00:40:09,824 | Titty gone! | Titty gone! |
687 | 00:40:10,366 | 00:40:11,492 | Titty gone! | Titty gone! |
688 | 00:40:11,575 | 00:40:14,662 | Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move! | Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move! |
689 | 00:40:15,830 | 00:40:17,498 | -[screams] -Don't you move. | -[screams] -Don't you move. |
690 | 00:40:17,581 | 00:40:18,916 | [John] Chill with the gun stuff. | [John] Chill with the gun stuff. |
691 | 00:40:18,999 | 00:40:21,085 | Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa-- | Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa-- |
692 | 00:40:21,168 | 00:40:23,212 | Lo siento , my nigga, lo siento. | Lo siento , my nigga, lo siento. |
693 | 00:40:24,630 | 00:40:26,090 | [shouting] | [shouting] |
694 | 00:40:26,465 | 00:40:28,426 | -Are you serious? -[laughing] | -Are you serious? -[laughing] |
695 | 00:40:30,302 | 00:40:31,679 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
696 | 00:40:31,762 | 00:40:33,139 | [John] Max, what you doing, man? | [John] Max, what you doing, man? |
697 | 00:40:33,222 | 00:40:35,558 | -[John] Max, what you doing, man? -No, no, no! | -[John] Max, what you doing, man? -No, no, no! |
698 | 00:40:36,308 | 00:40:37,560 | -[officer 2 shouting] -Oh. | -[officer 2 shouting] -Oh. |
699 | 00:40:38,727 | 00:40:40,396 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
700 | 00:40:40,479 | 00:40:41,313 | No! | No! |
701 | 00:40:43,023 | 00:40:44,275 | Harder. | Harder. |
702 | 00:40:45,985 | 00:40:47,736 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
703 | 00:40:48,362 | 00:40:49,405 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
704 | 00:40:49,488 | 00:40:52,283 | Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD. | Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD. |
705 | 00:40:52,450 | 00:40:54,034 | I got two people's blood on me. | I got two people's blood on me. |
706 | 00:40:54,535 | 00:40:57,288 | You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS. | You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS. |
707 | 00:40:57,371 | 00:40:58,664 | You killed him! | You killed him! |
708 | 00:40:59,165 | 00:41:01,417 | -Kind of your fault, bud. -Are you insane? | -Kind of your fault, bud. -Are you insane? |
709 | 00:41:01,500 | 00:41:02,835 | No, Cole. I'm just trying-- | No, Cole. I'm just trying-- |
710 | 00:41:02,918 | 00:41:06,589 | [man on radio] What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive? | [man on radio] What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive? |
711 | 00:41:09,383 | 00:41:10,426 | [John] Look, man. | [John] Look, man. |
712 | 00:41:10,509 | 00:41:12,761 | I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man. | I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man. |
713 | 00:41:12,845 | 00:41:14,555 | I ain't involved with this shit. | I ain't involved with this shit. |
714 | 00:41:14,722 | 00:41:16,098 | It's fine. Max, pick it up. | It's fine. Max, pick it up. |
715 | 00:41:16,557 | 00:41:17,475 | [Max chuckles] | [Max chuckles] |
716 | 00:41:17,725 | 00:41:19,059 | [John] It's the statistics. | [John] It's the statistics. |
717 | 00:41:19,143 | 00:41:21,645 | They say you either end up in jail or dead. | They say you either end up in jail or dead. |
718 | 00:41:22,146 | 00:41:24,064 | It's gonna be both for me, Bee. | It's gonna be both for me, Bee. |
719 | 00:41:24,148 | 00:41:26,859 | -What's the code for "all clear"? -[man] What's your status? | -What's the code for "all clear"? -[man] What's your status? |
720 | 00:41:27,401 | 00:41:28,986 | Just say "all clear." | Just say "all clear." |
721 | 00:41:29,069 | 00:41:30,529 | [Sonya] Why would he know cop codes? | [Sonya] Why would he know cop codes? |
722 | 00:41:30,613 | 00:41:31,947 | [Cole shouts] | [Cole shouts] |
723 | 00:41:32,198 | 00:41:34,116 | Stop screaming and act like an adult. | Stop screaming and act like an adult. |
724 | 00:41:34,200 | 00:41:36,076 | What's the code? I know you know it. | What's the code? I know you know it. |
725 | 00:41:36,160 | 00:41:38,204 | Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes. | Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes. |
726 | 00:41:38,787 | 00:41:39,705 | What's the code? | What's the code? |
727 | 00:41:39,955 | 00:41:42,041 | -Ten-fifty-three. -[John] Punch that shit in. | -Ten-fifty-three. -[John] Punch that shit in. |
728 | 00:41:42,541 | 00:41:45,044 | -[man] Bynak, you there? -Wait. | -[man] Bynak, you there? -Wait. |
729 | 00:41:47,546 | 00:41:50,007 | [Bee] You don't get it. You look away when you lie. | [Bee] You don't get it. You look away when you lie. |
730 | 00:41:52,051 | 00:41:54,136 | You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth. | You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth. |
731 | 00:41:54,220 | 00:41:55,971 | What is the code for "all clear"? | What is the code for "all clear"? |
732 | 00:42:02,645 | 00:42:05,022 | It's 10-4. Obviously. | It's 10-4. Obviously. |
733 | 00:42:05,105 | 00:42:07,274 | What's "we're taking a break to get food"? | What's "we're taking a break to get food"? |
734 | 00:42:07,358 | 00:42:09,401 | -[Cole] Say we're taking a break to-- -[Bee] Cole. | -[Cole] Say we're taking a break to-- -[Bee] Cole. |
735 | 00:42:09,568 | 00:42:11,445 | [man] Officer Bynak, you need backup? | [man] Officer Bynak, you need backup? |
736 | 00:42:11,862 | 00:42:13,072 | Code seven. | Code seven. |
737 | 00:42:17,618 | 00:42:19,870 | Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven. | Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven. |
738 | 00:42:25,501 | 00:42:26,627 | [man] Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double. | [man] Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double. |
739 | 00:42:30,130 | 00:42:31,382 | Should've been a cop. | Should've been a cop. |
740 | 00:42:34,093 | 00:42:36,136 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
741 | 00:42:37,012 | 00:42:37,930 | Shit. | Shit. |
742 | 00:42:38,013 | 00:42:39,640 | [groaning] Ow, ow! | [groaning] Ow, ow! |
743 | 00:42:41,183 | 00:42:42,685 | [Allison] Oh, my God. Guys. | [Allison] Oh, my God. Guys. |
744 | 00:42:43,143 | 00:42:45,521 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
745 | 00:42:45,604 | 00:42:47,940 | Fucking help me. What are you doing? | Fucking help me. What are you doing? |
746 | 00:42:48,232 | 00:42:50,484 | Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob. | Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob. |
747 | 00:42:50,568 | 00:42:53,362 | What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob? | What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob? |
748 | 00:42:54,572 | 00:42:58,200 | -I did not sign up for this shit. -Stop complaining. Stop all your whining. | -I did not sign up for this shit. -Stop complaining. Stop all your whining. |
749 | 00:42:58,284 | 00:43:01,203 | They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done. | They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done. |
750 | 00:43:01,287 | 00:43:03,122 | Sometimes you gotta settle, all right? | Sometimes you gotta settle, all right? |
751 | 00:43:03,205 | 00:43:05,499 | I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat. | I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat. |
752 | 00:43:05,583 | 00:43:06,917 | Personality real good. | Personality real good. |
753 | 00:43:07,001 | 00:43:08,460 | Ow. Oh, my God. | Ow. Oh, my God. |
754 | 00:43:08,544 | 00:43:10,462 | -Ow! You fucking bitch. -[Sonya laughs] | -Ow! You fucking bitch. -[Sonya laughs] |
755 | 00:43:10,546 | 00:43:11,714 | What's wrong with you? | What's wrong with you? |
756 | 00:43:12,840 | 00:43:16,135 | -Get away from me with your fucking beret. -She's gonna bleed out. | -Get away from me with your fucking beret. -She's gonna bleed out. |
757 | 00:43:17,052 | 00:43:18,012 | What? No. | What? No. |
758 | 00:43:18,095 | 00:43:20,180 | What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed? | What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed? |
759 | 00:43:20,264 | 00:43:22,433 | Can we just stick a tampon in it or something? | Can we just stick a tampon in it or something? |
760 | 00:43:22,933 | 00:43:25,978 | Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys. | Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys. |
761 | 00:43:26,061 | 00:43:28,814 | I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob. | I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob. |
762 | 00:43:28,897 | 00:43:29,940 | I can't do that. | I can't do that. |
763 | 00:43:30,024 | 00:43:30,858 | [Allison] What? | [Allison] What? |
764 | 00:43:31,692 | 00:43:32,651 | Why not? | Why not? |
765 | 00:43:32,735 | 00:43:35,070 | Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop. | Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop. |
766 | 00:43:35,154 | 00:43:36,322 | Have fun explaining that. | Have fun explaining that. |
767 | 00:43:36,405 | 00:43:38,782 | No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee. | No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee. |
768 | 00:43:38,866 | 00:43:40,492 | -[crying] -[mimicking motorboat] | -[crying] -[mimicking motorboat] |
769 | 00:43:40,576 | 00:43:43,037 | How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long? | How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long? |
770 | 00:43:43,120 | 00:43:46,040 | [continues mimicking motorboat] You want a little spit on them? | [continues mimicking motorboat] You want a little spit on them? |
771 | 00:43:48,208 | 00:43:49,043 | [Bee] Cole! | [Bee] Cole! |
772 | 00:43:49,335 | 00:43:51,170 | -[Allison] Oh, my God. -[John] Hey, hey, hey. | -[Allison] Oh, my God. -[John] Hey, hey, hey. |
773 | 00:43:51,253 | 00:43:53,589 | Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples? | Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples? |
774 | 00:43:53,881 | 00:43:54,715 | No one. | No one. |
775 | 00:43:54,798 | 00:43:56,884 | [John] Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running. | [John] Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running. |
776 | 00:43:57,384 | 00:43:59,845 | Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy. | Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy. |
777 | 00:43:59,928 | 00:44:01,930 | Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. | Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. |
778 | 00:44:02,514 | 00:44:03,724 | Son of a bitch. | Son of a bitch. |
779 | 00:44:03,807 | 00:44:05,726 | Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey. | Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey. |
780 | 00:44:06,101 | 00:44:06,935 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
781 | 00:44:13,233 | 00:44:14,068 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
782 | 00:44:18,322 | 00:44:19,698 | Oh, shit. | Oh, shit. |
783 | 00:44:20,991 | 00:44:23,494 | Right in the jugular. Yeah! [chuckles] | Right in the jugular. Yeah! [chuckles] |
784 | 00:44:24,995 | 00:44:25,954 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
785 | 00:44:26,038 | 00:44:27,915 | -Get him. -I got him. | -Get him. -I got him. |
786 | 00:44:27,998 | 00:44:30,209 | I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands. | I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands. |
787 | 00:44:30,292 | 00:44:31,126 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
788 | 00:44:31,210 | 00:44:33,671 | -Now I gotta clean this up. -[Max] Run, Cole! | -Now I gotta clean this up. -[Max] Run, Cole! |
789 | 00:44:34,505 | 00:44:35,798 | I'm coming for you. | I'm coming for you. |
790 | 00:44:37,341 | 00:44:38,884 | Open the door, Cole. | Open the door, Cole. |
791 | 00:44:41,303 | 00:44:43,305 | No locked doors, Cole! | No locked doors, Cole! |
792 | 00:44:43,389 | 00:44:46,266 | Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole. | Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole. |
793 | 00:44:49,603 | 00:44:50,896 | Come on, Cole! | Come on, Cole! |
794 | 00:44:57,611 | 00:44:59,071 | [panting] | [panting] |
795 | 00:45:05,536 | 00:45:07,496 | Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? | Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? |
796 | 00:45:08,122 | 00:45:09,248 | [fabric stretching] | [fabric stretching] |
797 | 00:45:09,873 | 00:45:11,917 | Please, don't kill me. Please. | Please, don't kill me. Please. |
798 | 00:45:15,879 | 00:45:17,548 | No. You're gonna kill me. No. | No. You're gonna kill me. No. |
799 | 00:45:19,007 | 00:45:21,385 | Max. It's okay, Max. Please. | Max. It's okay, Max. Please. |
800 | 00:45:22,970 | 00:45:24,138 | Got you. | Got you. |
801 | 00:45:25,681 | 00:45:26,807 | Ow! | Ow! |
802 | 00:45:27,349 | 00:45:29,601 | Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy. | Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy. |
803 | 00:45:30,394 | 00:45:31,687 | [coughs, groans] | [coughs, groans] |
804 | 00:45:38,277 | 00:45:39,695 | [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! | [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! |
805 | 00:45:39,778 | 00:45:40,821 | Keep moving! | Keep moving! |
806 | 00:45:43,240 | 00:45:44,450 | Come on, Cole! | Come on, Cole! |
807 | 00:45:47,119 | 00:45:48,579 | Where are you, you little shit? | Where are you, you little shit? |
808 | 00:45:49,371 | 00:45:50,539 | Cole. | Cole. |
809 | 00:45:51,415 | 00:45:52,249 | Coley. | Coley. |
810 | 00:45:52,332 | 00:45:53,167 | [panting] | [panting] |
811 | 00:46:13,145 | 00:46:14,480 | [shouts] | [shouts] |
812 | 00:46:22,029 | 00:46:23,155 | There's a dead guy... | There's a dead guy... |
813 | 00:46:25,115 | 00:46:25,949 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
814 | 00:46:28,035 | 00:46:28,869 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
815 | 00:46:31,914 | 00:46:33,457 | [shouting] | [shouting] |
816 | 00:46:35,083 | 00:46:36,376 | Okay. Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
817 | 00:46:37,878 | 00:46:39,296 | Bug spray. Blanket. | Bug spray. Blanket. |
818 | 00:46:42,466 | 00:46:43,300 | Lighter. | Lighter. |
819 | 00:46:52,267 | 00:46:54,645 | Whoa. The Fat Dragon. | Whoa. The Fat Dragon. |
820 | 00:46:58,732 | 00:46:59,691 | [Max] Coley! | [Max] Coley! |
821 | 00:47:02,069 | 00:47:03,403 | Cole! | Cole! |
822 | 00:47:06,740 | 00:47:08,909 | Come out and play! | Come out and play! |
823 | 00:47:25,842 | 00:47:28,136 | [Cole panting] | [Cole panting] |
824 | 00:47:40,691 | 00:47:42,150 | [footsteps above] | [footsteps above] |
825 | 00:48:32,618 | 00:48:34,244 | [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? | [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? |
826 | 00:48:36,455 | 00:48:37,831 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
827 | 00:48:40,042 | 00:48:42,044 | [Sonya hums] | [Sonya hums] |
828 | 00:49:03,857 | 00:49:04,900 | [creaking] | [creaking] |
829 | 00:49:08,195 | 00:49:09,112 | [shouts] | [shouts] |
830 | 00:49:22,709 | 00:49:24,670 | Are you right... here? | Are you right... here? |
831 | 00:49:36,640 | 00:49:37,849 | Good boy. | Good boy. |
832 | 00:49:40,060 | 00:49:40,977 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
833 | 00:49:41,061 | 00:49:42,729 | Beautiful boy. | Beautiful boy. |
834 | 00:49:46,108 | 00:49:47,567 | So soft, so pretty. | So soft, so pretty. |
835 | 00:49:47,651 | 00:49:49,319 | [Max] Coley! | [Max] Coley! |
836 | 00:49:50,445 | 00:49:53,031 | -Where's Cole? -[Sonya] Ugh. | -Where's Cole? -[Sonya] Ugh. |
837 | 00:49:54,408 | 00:49:58,286 | [Max] Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck. | [Max] Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck. |
838 | 00:49:58,495 | 00:50:00,122 | [Sonya] I'm coming. | [Sonya] I'm coming. |
839 | 00:50:00,664 | 00:50:01,665 | [whimpers] | [whimpers] |
840 | 00:50:13,593 | 00:50:14,928 | Hi, Cole. | Hi, Cole. |
841 | 00:50:15,846 | 00:50:17,180 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
842 | 00:50:17,264 | 00:50:20,767 | How long do you think it'll take your parents | How long do you think it'll take your parents |
843 | 00:50:21,184 | 00:50:23,895 | to find your body down here? [chuckles] | to find your body down here? [chuckles] |
844 | 00:50:24,521 | 00:50:25,355 | Tomorrow? | Tomorrow? |
845 | 00:50:26,857 | 00:50:28,150 | Two days from now? | Two days from now? |
846 | 00:50:28,775 | 00:50:29,901 | Even later? | Even later? |
847 | 00:50:29,985 | 00:50:34,281 | Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese. | Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese. |
848 | 00:50:34,364 | 00:50:38,076 | [laughs] Or we could just burn your body, Cole. | [laughs] Or we could just burn your body, Cole. |
849 | 00:50:38,452 | 00:50:40,287 | It would be so beautiful. | It would be so beautiful. |
850 | 00:50:41,204 | 00:50:42,247 | [Sonya screams] | [Sonya screams] |
851 | 00:50:42,956 | 00:50:44,458 | [laughs] Oh, you missed. | [laughs] Oh, you missed. |
852 | 00:50:45,542 | 00:50:46,918 | [Sonya screams] | [Sonya screams] |
853 | 00:50:47,002 | 00:50:48,044 | My nails! | My nails! |
854 | 00:50:48,754 | 00:50:53,425 | Cole! Cole! [grunts] | Cole! Cole! [grunts] |
855 | 00:50:54,259 | 00:50:56,553 | -[thuds] -[grunts] | -[thuds] -[grunts] |
856 | 00:50:57,345 | 00:51:01,057 | I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole. | I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole. |
857 | 00:51:04,770 | 00:51:07,314 | Cut your fingers off. Every single one. | Cut your fingers off. Every single one. |
858 | 00:51:07,397 | 00:51:08,774 | Come here, Cole! | Come here, Cole! |
859 | 00:51:08,857 | 00:51:11,860 | I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah! | I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah! |
860 | 00:51:16,073 | 00:51:18,241 | Human self-centipede, child! | Human self-centipede, child! |
861 | 00:51:18,325 | 00:51:20,577 | Gonna taste so good, Cole! | Gonna taste so good, Cole! |
862 | 00:51:20,660 | 00:51:23,163 | Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole! | Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole! |
863 | 00:51:23,246 | 00:51:25,040 | Your mouthy ass! | Your mouthy ass! |
864 | 00:51:25,832 | 00:51:28,293 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
865 | 00:51:32,214 | 00:51:33,590 | [Sonya continues screaming] | [Sonya continues screaming] |
866 | 00:51:40,555 | 00:51:42,140 | I'm still alive motherfuck-- | I'm still alive motherfuck-- |
867 | 00:51:42,224 | 00:51:43,391 | [loud bang] | [loud bang] |
868 | 00:51:43,475 | 00:51:45,143 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
869 | 00:51:48,104 | 00:51:49,105 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
870 | 00:51:56,071 | 00:51:57,948 | [applauding] | [applauding] |
871 | 00:52:03,578 | 00:52:05,121 | Did you just blow up Sonya? | Did you just blow up Sonya? |
872 | 00:52:06,498 | 00:52:07,332 | No. | No. |
873 | 00:52:08,583 | 00:52:11,086 | I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised. | I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised. |
874 | 00:52:11,461 | 00:52:12,587 | What did that? | What did that? |
875 | 00:52:13,588 | 00:52:14,548 | A firework. | A firework. |
876 | 00:52:14,631 | 00:52:15,465 | A firework? | A firework? |
877 | 00:52:15,549 | 00:52:16,800 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
878 | 00:52:17,801 | 00:52:18,969 | Damn, good for you, kid. | Damn, good for you, kid. |
879 | 00:52:19,678 | 00:52:20,971 | That is awesome. | That is awesome. |
880 | 00:52:21,304 | 00:52:23,306 | So, you want a head start? | So, you want a head start? |
881 | 00:52:24,474 | 00:52:27,269 | -Come on, you're the quarterback. -Life's not fair, dude. | -Come on, you're the quarterback. -Life's not fair, dude. |
882 | 00:52:27,352 | 00:52:28,436 | You guys suck. | You guys suck. |
883 | 00:52:28,520 | 00:52:29,646 | You just blew up Sonya. | You just blew up Sonya. |
884 | 00:52:33,066 | 00:52:34,317 | You can't outrun me, Cole. | You can't outrun me, Cole. |
885 | 00:52:37,571 | 00:52:40,365 | Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks. | Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks. |
886 | 00:52:41,575 | 00:52:42,784 | [Max grunts] | [Max grunts] |
887 | 00:52:43,410 | 00:52:44,661 | [Bee] Kick him in the dick. | [Bee] Kick him in the dick. |
888 | 00:52:44,744 | 00:52:45,579 | Dick. | Dick. |
889 | 00:52:45,662 | 00:52:46,705 | [Max groans] | [Max groans] |
890 | 00:52:55,630 | 00:52:56,464 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
891 | 00:52:59,134 | 00:53:00,427 | You missed my dick. | You missed my dick. |
892 | 00:53:01,261 | 00:53:02,971 | -No, I didn't. -Pretty sure you did. | -No, I didn't. -Pretty sure you did. |
893 | 00:53:03,054 | 00:53:04,180 | And I got a big dick. | And I got a big dick. |
894 | 00:53:04,973 | 00:53:05,807 | No, you don't. | No, you don't. |
895 | 00:53:05,891 | 00:53:07,017 | That's just hurtful. | That's just hurtful. |
896 | 00:53:07,309 | 00:53:08,768 | [shouting] | [shouting] |
897 | 00:53:09,853 | 00:53:10,896 | Please, don't-- Don't-- | Please, don't-- Don't-- |
898 | 00:53:13,648 | 00:53:14,983 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
899 | 00:53:15,066 | 00:53:16,192 | [Max] No whining. | [Max] No whining. |
900 | 00:53:16,276 | 00:53:17,152 | Save some dignity. | Save some dignity. |
901 | 00:53:20,447 | 00:53:21,406 | [egg breaking] | [egg breaking] |
902 | 00:53:23,658 | 00:53:26,244 | -What the hell is that? -[gasping] | -What the hell is that? -[gasping] |
903 | 00:53:26,328 | 00:53:27,787 | -Huh? -It's Jeremy. | -Huh? -It's Jeremy. |
904 | 00:53:28,997 | 00:53:30,081 | -What? -Eggs. | -What? -Eggs. |
905 | 00:53:31,124 | 00:53:32,125 | Eggs. | Eggs. |
906 | 00:53:32,667 | 00:53:33,501 | Eggs? | Eggs? |
907 | 00:53:33,960 | 00:53:36,129 | You gotta be shitting me. | You gotta be shitting me. |
908 | 00:53:36,713 | 00:53:38,590 | Somebody's egging your house? | Somebody's egging your house? |
909 | 00:53:44,012 | 00:53:46,014 | [crowd cheering] | [crowd cheering] |
910 | 00:53:46,598 | 00:53:47,474 | [Max] Who is this kid? | [Max] Who is this kid? |
911 | 00:53:48,433 | 00:53:49,476 | Just an asshole. | Just an asshole. |
912 | 00:53:49,559 | 00:53:51,269 | -He egg your house a lot? -Sometimes. | -He egg your house a lot? -Sometimes. |
913 | 00:53:51,811 | 00:53:54,356 | -[Max] So, what are you gonna do about it? -What? | -[Max] So, what are you gonna do about it? -What? |
914 | 00:53:54,439 | 00:53:57,567 | I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property, | I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property, |
915 | 00:53:57,651 | 00:54:00,070 | your family's property and disrespect you like that? | your family's property and disrespect you like that? |
916 | 00:54:04,991 | 00:54:09,037 | No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass. | No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass. |
917 | 00:54:11,247 | 00:54:12,832 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
918 | 00:54:12,916 | 00:54:15,001 | Get out there and crush that bitch. | Get out there and crush that bitch. |
919 | 00:54:15,752 | 00:54:16,586 | Go. | Go. |
920 | 00:54:20,548 | 00:54:22,634 | [chuckles] Well, well, well. | [chuckles] Well, well, well. |
921 | 00:54:23,259 | 00:54:24,511 | It's Cole sore. | It's Cole sore. |
922 | 00:54:25,178 | 00:54:26,554 | I like your pajamas. | I like your pajamas. |
923 | 00:54:27,514 | 00:54:29,182 | -Thanks. My mom made them. -[scoffs] | -Thanks. My mom made them. -[scoffs] |
924 | 00:54:30,517 | 00:54:31,685 | You wanna do something? | You wanna do something? |
925 | 00:54:33,520 | 00:54:35,063 | You know what I'm gonna do? | You know what I'm gonna do? |
926 | 00:54:35,146 | 00:54:36,189 | What's that? | What's that? |
927 | 00:54:38,400 | 00:54:40,235 | I'm gonna take this right foot, | I'm gonna take this right foot, |
928 | 00:54:41,069 | 00:54:44,114 | and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. | and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. |
929 | 00:54:46,908 | 00:54:49,494 | And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. | And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. |
930 | 00:54:49,577 | 00:54:51,496 | [chuckles] Really? | [chuckles] Really? |
931 | 00:54:53,081 | 00:54:54,207 | Really. | Really. |
932 | 00:54:56,376 | 00:54:58,086 | I'm gonna wreck your ass. | I'm gonna wreck your ass. |
933 | 00:54:58,712 | 00:54:59,546 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
934 | 00:55:02,298 | 00:55:03,341 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
935 | 00:55:04,134 | 00:55:06,094 | What the hell was that? You must be crazy. | What the hell was that? You must be crazy. |
936 | 00:55:06,177 | 00:55:08,638 | Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay? | Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay? |
937 | 00:55:08,888 | 00:55:11,224 | There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me. | There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me. |
938 | 00:55:11,307 | 00:55:13,184 | -I swear to God. -I swear to God. | -I swear to God. -I swear to God. |
939 | 00:55:13,268 | 00:55:14,811 | -I'm serious. -I'm serious. | -I'm serious. -I'm serious. |
940 | 00:55:14,894 | 00:55:16,646 | There are dead bodies in my house. | There are dead bodies in my house. |
941 | 00:55:17,522 | 00:55:20,525 | -Wait, seriously? -The cops came. They killed the cops. | -Wait, seriously? -The cops came. They killed the cops. |
942 | 00:55:21,359 | 00:55:24,404 | -Where is the cop car? -They're crazy. They're covering it up. | -Where is the cop car? -They're crazy. They're covering it up. |
943 | 00:55:24,904 | 00:55:27,907 | Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband. | Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband. |
944 | 00:55:27,991 | 00:55:30,994 | I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college. | I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college. |
945 | 00:55:31,077 | 00:55:32,412 | Oh, okay, okay. | Oh, okay, okay. |
946 | 00:55:33,163 | 00:55:33,997 | I'll help you. | I'll help you. |
947 | 00:55:35,457 | 00:55:36,332 | -Really? -Yeah. | -Really? -Yeah. |
948 | 00:55:36,416 | 00:55:38,793 | I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on? | I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on? |
949 | 00:55:40,170 | 00:55:41,004 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
950 | 00:55:41,463 | 00:55:43,298 | Okay, so, here's the plan. | Okay, so, here's the plan. |
951 | 00:55:43,798 | 00:55:45,967 | On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike. | On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike. |
952 | 00:55:46,051 | 00:55:48,762 | -You're gonna ride in the back. All right? -Thank you. | -You're gonna ride in the back. All right? -Thank you. |
953 | 00:55:50,013 | 00:55:51,431 | One, two-- | One, two-- |
954 | 00:55:52,974 | 00:55:54,225 | [Jeremy laughing] | [Jeremy laughing] |
955 | 00:55:55,977 | 00:55:58,146 | Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer. | Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer. |
956 | 00:55:59,272 | 00:56:00,231 | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. |
957 | 00:56:01,149 | 00:56:02,317 | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. | Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. |
958 | 00:56:07,947 | 00:56:09,324 | You talk too much. | You talk too much. |
959 | 00:56:10,033 | 00:56:11,618 | Crack him in the face next time. | Crack him in the face next time. |
960 | 00:56:13,203 | 00:56:15,205 | Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself. | Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself. |
961 | 00:56:16,831 | 00:56:18,208 | You gonna let me go now? | You gonna let me go now? |
962 | 00:56:18,416 | 00:56:19,626 | [Max laughs] | [Max laughs] |
963 | 00:56:19,709 | 00:56:20,960 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
964 | 00:56:21,836 | 00:56:22,670 | No. | No. |
965 | 00:56:25,381 | 00:56:27,550 | But if you kill me, you won't get what you want. | But if you kill me, you won't get what you want. |
966 | 00:56:28,051 | 00:56:29,511 | No, I'm not like the others. | No, I'm not like the others. |
967 | 00:56:29,594 | 00:56:31,262 | I came here to kill people. | I came here to kill people. |
968 | 00:56:34,224 | 00:56:36,643 | Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole! | Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole! |
969 | 00:56:36,726 | 00:56:38,436 | Come on, buddy! Whoo! | Come on, buddy! Whoo! |
970 | 00:56:40,939 | 00:56:42,107 | Come on, Coley. | Come on, Coley. |
971 | 00:56:42,690 | 00:56:45,652 | Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole. | Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole. |
972 | 00:56:46,236 | 00:56:47,487 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
973 | 00:56:48,279 | 00:56:49,447 | Coming for you. | Coming for you. |
974 | 00:56:49,697 | 00:56:51,324 | -[Cole screams] -Whoo! | -[Cole screams] -Whoo! |
975 | 00:56:52,075 | 00:56:53,618 | Come on, buddy. Get moving. | Come on, buddy. Get moving. |
976 | 00:56:53,701 | 00:56:55,537 | [Max laughs] | [Max laughs] |
977 | 00:56:57,038 | 00:56:58,123 | Come on, buddy. | Come on, buddy. |
978 | 00:56:58,748 | 00:56:59,582 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
979 | 00:57:00,583 | 00:57:02,502 | Come on! Get up there! Come on! | Come on! Get up there! Come on! |
980 | 00:57:03,378 | 00:57:04,879 | [singsong] Coley. | [singsong] Coley. |
981 | 00:57:05,672 | 00:57:08,091 | Come down and play. | Come down and play. |
982 | 00:57:09,342 | 00:57:10,677 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
983 | 00:57:12,428 | 00:57:13,388 | Coley. | Coley. |
984 | 00:57:16,182 | 00:57:17,016 | Come on, Cole. | Come on, Cole. |
985 | 00:57:19,519 | 00:57:22,021 | Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah | Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah |
986 | 00:57:23,815 | 00:57:26,317 | Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah | Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah |
987 | 00:57:27,318 | 00:57:28,820 | Stuck in the tree. | Stuck in the tree. |
988 | 00:57:29,237 | 00:57:30,947 | No way down! | No way down! |
989 | 00:57:33,450 | 00:57:35,410 | Coley. | Coley. |
990 | 00:57:38,413 | 00:57:40,748 | Coley. | Coley. |
991 | 00:57:42,917 | 00:57:44,210 | Coley. | Coley. |
992 | 00:57:45,962 | 00:57:47,547 | [panting] | [panting] |
993 | 00:57:49,591 | 00:57:50,508 | [gasping] Where is he? | [gasping] Where is he? |
994 | 00:58:09,486 | 00:58:10,653 | [screams] | [screams] |
995 | 00:58:11,488 | 00:58:13,031 | [in normal voice] You're a badass kid. | [in normal voice] You're a badass kid. |
996 | 00:58:13,698 | 00:58:14,657 | Relax, Max. | Relax, Max. |
997 | 00:58:17,994 | 00:58:19,496 | You don't have to do this. | You don't have to do this. |
998 | 00:58:19,579 | 00:58:22,165 | Well, I kind of have to do this. | Well, I kind of have to do this. |
999 | 00:58:23,833 | 00:58:26,878 | Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face. | Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face. |
1000 | 00:58:27,712 | 00:58:29,005 | You poor bastard. | You poor bastard. |
1001 | 00:58:29,088 | 00:58:30,924 | You deserve better than this. | You deserve better than this. |
1002 | 00:58:37,931 | 00:58:40,183 | Tonight you get an honorable death. | Tonight you get an honorable death. |
1003 | 00:58:40,683 | 00:58:42,560 | Tonight you die a man. | Tonight you die a man. |
1004 | 00:58:43,478 | 00:58:44,604 | I don't wanna die a man. | I don't wanna die a man. |
1005 | 00:58:44,687 | 00:58:45,647 | [both grunting] | [both grunting] |
1006 | 00:58:50,735 | 00:58:52,946 | [Max grunts] | [Max grunts] |
1007 | 00:58:55,865 | 00:58:56,950 | [Cole shouts] | [Cole shouts] |
1008 | 00:59:03,957 | 00:59:05,333 | [gunshot] | [gunshot] |
1009 | 00:59:06,251 | 00:59:07,835 | Why are there guns? | Why are there guns? |
1010 | 00:59:09,629 | 00:59:10,463 | [gun cocks] | [gun cocks] |
1011 | 00:59:16,261 | 00:59:17,387 | [gunshot] | [gunshot] |
1012 | 00:59:18,012 | 00:59:19,305 | Come here. Come here. | Come here. Come here. |
1013 | 00:59:20,557 | 00:59:23,142 | -Was that a gun? -I got the two guys and the Asian girl. | -Was that a gun? -I got the two guys and the Asian girl. |
1014 | 00:59:23,226 | 00:59:25,979 | -The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. -What is going on? | -The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. -What is going on? |
1015 | 00:59:26,062 | 00:59:29,148 | Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops. | Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops. |
1016 | 00:59:29,232 | 00:59:31,568 | -You're really freaking me out. -I'm... sorry. | -You're really freaking me out. -I'm... sorry. |
1017 | 00:59:32,944 | 00:59:33,778 | Bee is bad? | Bee is bad? |
1018 | 00:59:35,780 | 00:59:37,073 | Yeah. Bee is bad. | Yeah. Bee is bad. |
1019 | 00:59:37,657 | 00:59:39,701 | -Where's your dad? -Out with some Protestant. | -Where's your dad? -Out with some Protestant. |
1020 | 00:59:39,784 | 00:59:42,996 | -But his car's here. -She picked him up. He's really desperate. | -But his car's here. -She picked him up. He's really desperate. |
1021 | 00:59:43,496 | 00:59:45,748 | Am I the only one that still has a babysitter? | Am I the only one that still has a babysitter? |
1022 | 00:59:46,499 | 00:59:47,375 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1023 | 00:59:48,334 | 00:59:50,420 | -So, what do we do? -Pray. | -So, what do we do? -Pray. |
1024 | 00:59:51,379 | 00:59:53,506 | -Okay. -I was kidding. | -Okay. -I was kidding. |
1025 | 00:59:53,590 | 00:59:55,883 | -Oh. -But it's probably a great idea, though. | -Oh. -But it's probably a great idea, though. |
1026 | 00:59:58,386 | 00:59:59,804 | [both gasp] | [both gasp] |
1027 | 01:00:00,471 | 01:00:01,306 | Come on. | Come on. |
1028 | 01:00:09,731 | 01:00:12,066 | -You think she can get in here? -Not if it's locked. | -You think she can get in here? -Not if it's locked. |
1029 | 01:00:12,609 | 01:00:14,569 | [Cole] Your door automatically locks, right? | [Cole] Your door automatically locks, right? |
1030 | 01:00:17,405 | 01:00:18,239 | [Melanie] Nope. | [Melanie] Nope. |
1031 | 01:01:17,048 | 01:01:18,216 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
1032 | 01:01:36,150 | 01:01:38,152 | [phone buzzes and jingle plays] | [phone buzzes and jingle plays] |
1033 | 01:01:57,296 | 01:01:58,131 | [gun cocks] | [gun cocks] |
1034 | 01:02:02,760 | 01:02:04,178 | [pants] | [pants] |
1035 | 01:02:21,028 | 01:02:23,990 | -I shouldn't have gotten you into this. -You were being shot at. | -I shouldn't have gotten you into this. -You were being shot at. |
1036 | 01:02:24,073 | 01:02:25,908 | Especially because I was being shot at. | Especially because I was being shot at. |
1037 | 01:02:25,992 | 01:02:28,828 | You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this. | You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this. |
1038 | 01:02:28,911 | 01:02:30,288 | -Do you have your phone? -Yeah. | -Do you have your phone? -Yeah. |
1039 | 01:02:30,371 | 01:02:33,916 | -Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. -Why do you know cop codes? | -Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. -Why do you know cop codes? |
1040 | 01:02:34,459 | 01:02:37,462 | Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up. | Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up. |
1041 | 01:02:39,464 | 01:02:40,715 | You never told me that. | You never told me that. |
1042 | 01:02:41,257 | 01:02:43,176 | I know. I only told Bee. | I know. I only told Bee. |
1043 | 01:02:43,259 | 01:02:45,094 | [Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing] | [Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing] |
1044 | 01:02:46,971 | 01:02:47,805 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
1045 | 01:02:50,183 | 01:02:51,476 | I've had a really bad night. | I've had a really bad night. |
1046 | 01:02:52,477 | 01:02:53,436 | ♪ And then I stop ♪ | ♪ And then I stop ♪ |
1047 | 01:02:55,104 | 01:02:56,898 | ♪ And say "all right" ♪ | ♪ And say "all right" ♪ |
1048 | 01:02:57,190 | 01:03:01,944 | ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little boy like you ♪ | ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little boy like you ♪ |
1049 | 01:03:02,612 | 01:03:06,991 | Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives. | Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives. |
1050 | 01:03:07,074 | 01:03:08,201 | ♪ You always keep me guessing ♪ | ♪ You always keep me guessing ♪ |
1051 | 01:03:08,284 | 01:03:11,120 | ♪ I never seem to know What you're thinking ♪ | ♪ I never seem to know What you're thinking ♪ |
1052 | 01:03:11,329 | 01:03:14,081 | Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil. | Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil. |
1053 | 01:03:16,209 | 01:03:17,126 | I know that. | I know that. |
1054 | 01:03:20,421 | 01:03:21,881 | I wish all girls were like you. | I wish all girls were like you. |
1055 | 01:03:21,964 | 01:03:23,633 | ♪ And then you smile ♪ | ♪ And then you smile ♪ |
1056 | 01:03:24,133 | 01:03:24,967 | [chuckles softly] | [chuckles softly] |
1057 | 01:03:26,803 | 01:03:28,137 | I'm gonna put an end to this. | I'm gonna put an end to this. |
1058 | 01:03:29,096 | 01:03:29,972 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
1059 | 01:03:30,056 | 01:03:32,558 | -Keeping you safe. -The lock is on the inside, dumbass. | -Keeping you safe. -The lock is on the inside, dumbass. |
1060 | 01:03:35,394 | 01:03:36,604 | That was sweet of you. | That was sweet of you. |
1061 | 01:03:39,816 | 01:03:41,317 | I'm really excited we kissed. | I'm really excited we kissed. |
1062 | 01:03:41,901 | 01:03:43,986 | Me, too. Let's make out next time. | Me, too. Let's make out next time. |
1063 | 01:03:45,321 | 01:03:46,155 | Okay. Bye. | Okay. Bye. |
1064 | 01:03:51,619 | 01:03:53,246 | Come and get me, Bee! | Come and get me, Bee! |
1065 | 01:03:54,288 | 01:03:55,414 | I'm right here! | I'm right here! |
1066 | 01:03:55,623 | 01:03:56,958 | It's just you and me! | It's just you and me! |
1067 | 01:03:57,250 | 01:03:58,543 | It's just you and me! | It's just you and me! |
1068 | 01:03:59,210 | 01:04:00,878 | What, you're gonna get shy now?! | What, you're gonna get shy now?! |
1069 | 01:04:01,629 | 01:04:03,214 | I'm going towards my house! | I'm going towards my house! |
1070 | 01:04:03,464 | 01:04:04,757 | I'm right here, Bee! | I'm right here, Bee! |
1071 | 01:04:04,924 | 01:04:06,092 | I'm right here! | I'm right here! |
1072 | 01:04:08,803 | 01:04:09,971 | What the hell? | What the hell? |
1073 | 01:04:10,888 | 01:04:12,807 | Oh, my God. Where is everything? | Oh, my God. Where is everything? |
1074 | 01:04:13,349 | 01:04:15,393 | [panting] | [panting] |
1075 | 01:04:18,229 | 01:04:19,897 | [floor creaking] | [floor creaking] |
1076 | 01:04:20,648 | 01:04:21,899 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
1077 | 01:04:27,029 | 01:04:28,781 | [board creaks] | [board creaks] |
1078 | 01:04:37,623 | 01:04:38,749 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
1079 | 01:05:10,656 | 01:05:11,991 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
1080 | 01:05:49,862 | 01:05:51,072 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
1081 | 01:06:07,922 | 01:06:11,008 | "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..." | "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..." |
1082 | 01:06:13,886 | 01:06:15,721 | [both grunting] | [both grunting] |
1083 | 01:06:17,598 | 01:06:19,809 | -Get off me! -I'm gonna kill you! | -Get off me! -I'm gonna kill you! |
1084 | 01:06:20,768 | 01:06:22,228 | I'm gonna kill you! | I'm gonna kill you! |
1085 | 01:06:24,522 | 01:06:25,815 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
1086 | 01:06:25,898 | 01:06:27,024 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
1087 | 01:06:28,234 | 01:06:30,695 | What's wrong with you, you little pervert? | What's wrong with you, you little pervert? |
1088 | 01:06:30,778 | 01:06:34,198 | What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself. | What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself. |
1089 | 01:06:34,281 | 01:06:38,285 | I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off. | I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off. |
1090 | 01:06:38,369 | 01:06:40,830 | -You're just sick. -You were trying to kill me. | -You're just sick. -You were trying to kill me. |
1091 | 01:06:40,913 | 01:06:43,457 | I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick. | I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick. |
1092 | 01:06:43,541 | 01:06:46,585 | [shouts] I've never felt so violated before. | [shouts] I've never felt so violated before. |
1093 | 01:06:47,169 | 01:06:48,004 | Oh, God. | Oh, God. |
1094 | 01:06:48,546 | 01:06:52,174 | I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job. | I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job. |
1095 | 01:06:52,258 | 01:06:54,176 | And instead, what do I have now, huh? | And instead, what do I have now, huh? |
1096 | 01:06:55,344 | 01:06:56,178 | This. | This. |
1097 | 01:06:56,721 | 01:07:00,433 | One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs] | One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs] |
1098 | 01:07:00,516 | 01:07:03,227 | [sobbing] My life is basically over. | [sobbing] My life is basically over. |
1099 | 01:07:04,687 | 01:07:08,983 | I-- I mean... you're still super hot. | I-- I mean... you're still super hot. |
1100 | 01:07:09,066 | 01:07:10,776 | What kind of job do you want? | What kind of job do you want? |
1101 | 01:07:12,820 | 01:07:13,654 | Journalist. | Journalist. |
1102 | 01:07:17,074 | 01:07:18,576 | See, that's perfect. | See, that's perfect. |
1103 | 01:07:18,784 | 01:07:21,996 | Because you're super smart, and you're hot, | Because you're super smart, and you're hot, |
1104 | 01:07:22,079 | 01:07:24,040 | -and really driven. -Thank you. | -and really driven. -Thank you. |
1105 | 01:07:24,123 | 01:07:26,876 | I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you | I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you |
1106 | 01:07:26,959 | 01:07:28,544 | to have a cool life. | to have a cool life. |
1107 | 01:07:29,211 | 01:07:30,046 | Really? | Really? |
1108 | 01:07:30,546 | 01:07:33,799 | You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing? | You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing? |
1109 | 01:07:34,550 | 01:07:38,054 | Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened? | Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened? |
1110 | 01:07:38,137 | 01:07:38,971 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1111 | 01:07:39,472 | 01:07:40,306 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
1112 | 01:07:40,389 | 01:07:43,601 | Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about? | Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about? |
1113 | 01:07:43,684 | 01:07:45,144 | [Allison screams] | [Allison screams] |
1114 | 01:07:57,323 | 01:07:58,699 | [Cole] Knife. Where's the knife? | [Cole] Knife. Where's the knife? |
1115 | 01:08:01,494 | 01:08:03,079 | Oh! Dishwasher. | Oh! Dishwasher. |
1116 | 01:08:05,706 | 01:08:06,540 | Mom. | Mom. |
1117 | 01:08:08,542 | 01:08:11,045 | Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher? | Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher? |
1118 | 01:08:11,629 | 01:08:12,463 | I think so. | I think so. |
1119 | 01:08:12,630 | 01:08:15,049 | Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block. | Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block. |
1120 | 01:08:18,135 | 01:08:19,136 | Yoo-hoo! | Yoo-hoo! |
1121 | 01:08:20,763 | 01:08:21,806 | Looking for this? | Looking for this? |
1122 | 01:08:22,681 | 01:08:23,974 | You still think I'm pretty? | You still think I'm pretty? |
1123 | 01:08:26,769 | 01:08:27,812 | [yells] | [yells] |
1124 | 01:08:32,066 | 01:08:34,527 | Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? | Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? |
1125 | 01:08:34,610 | 01:08:36,195 | You are dying. | You are dying. |
1126 | 01:08:36,529 | 01:08:38,489 | You, you are dying. | You, you are dying. |
1127 | 01:08:38,781 | 01:08:40,074 | You ruined my life. | You ruined my life. |
1128 | 01:08:41,075 | 01:08:45,121 | And now, I'm gonna ruin yours! | And now, I'm gonna ruin yours! |
1129 | 01:08:45,204 | 01:08:46,038 | -[screams] -[gunshot] | -[screams] -[gunshot] |
1130 | 01:08:51,669 | 01:08:53,337 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
1131 | 01:08:54,421 | 01:08:55,256 | [groans] | [groans] |
1132 | 01:08:56,257 | 01:08:58,676 | I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic. | I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic. |
1133 | 01:08:58,759 | 01:08:59,760 | [pants] | [pants] |
1134 | 01:09:01,262 | 01:09:02,721 | She was so annoying. | She was so annoying. |
1135 | 01:09:05,724 | 01:09:06,809 | I wanna throw up. | I wanna throw up. |
1136 | 01:09:06,892 | 01:09:07,852 | You and me both. | You and me both. |
1137 | 01:09:09,270 | 01:09:10,104 | Where's Sonya? | Where's Sonya? |
1138 | 01:09:10,396 | 01:09:12,481 | Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops? | Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops? |
1139 | 01:09:12,565 | 01:09:13,858 | Ditched them with the car. | Ditched them with the car. |
1140 | 01:09:15,401 | 01:09:16,777 | Now I gotta skip town again. | Now I gotta skip town again. |
1141 | 01:09:17,278 | 01:09:19,363 | And that leaves you, and what to do with you. | And that leaves you, and what to do with you. |
1142 | 01:09:19,446 | 01:09:22,283 | -Any suggestions? -Are you gonna shoot me? | -Any suggestions? -Are you gonna shoot me? |
1143 | 01:09:22,825 | 01:09:23,659 | No. | No. |
1144 | 01:09:24,076 | 01:09:27,830 | No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up. | No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up. |
1145 | 01:09:31,750 | 01:09:33,043 | I will burn your book! | I will burn your book! |
1146 | 01:09:36,380 | 01:09:37,214 | Cole. | Cole. |
1147 | 01:09:39,466 | 01:09:42,803 | -Cole, listen to me. -No. | -Cole, listen to me. -No. |
1148 | 01:09:42,887 | 01:09:45,139 | -Cole, listen to me. -No, Bee! You listen to me! | -Cole, listen to me. -No, Bee! You listen to me! |
1149 | 01:09:46,223 | 01:09:50,978 | I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people, | I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people, |
1150 | 01:09:51,061 | 01:09:53,981 | shot at me, and just been general assholes all night. | shot at me, and just been general assholes all night. |
1151 | 01:09:54,064 | 01:09:56,942 | So, I wanna know what the hell's going on. | So, I wanna know what the hell's going on. |
1152 | 01:09:57,359 | 01:10:00,738 | Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me. | Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me. |
1153 | 01:10:00,821 | 01:10:01,947 | Fuck you! | Fuck you! |
1154 | 01:10:02,031 | 01:10:02,865 | Cole. | Cole. |
1155 | 01:10:02,948 | 01:10:04,700 | No. You know what? You deserved that. | No. You know what? You deserved that. |
1156 | 01:10:04,783 | 01:10:09,121 | What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit | What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit |
1157 | 01:10:09,205 | 01:10:11,874 | by you and Jeremy and everyone else? | by you and Jeremy and everyone else? |
1158 | 01:10:11,957 | 01:10:14,835 | You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men. | You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men. |
1159 | 01:10:15,085 | 01:10:17,963 | How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him, | How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him, |
1160 | 01:10:18,047 | 01:10:21,008 | then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time. | then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time. |
1161 | 01:10:21,091 | 01:10:24,637 | -He's such a piece of shit! -Did you just ruin Mad Men for me? | -He's such a piece of shit! -Did you just ruin Mad Men for me? |
1162 | 01:10:25,471 | 01:10:27,514 | It's not even on anymore. You'll live. | It's not even on anymore. You'll live. |
1163 | 01:10:27,598 | 01:10:28,724 | Still. | Still. |
1164 | 01:10:31,227 | 01:10:34,146 | -What happens when you leave here? -What do you mean? | -What happens when you leave here? -What do you mean? |
1165 | 01:10:34,230 | 01:10:35,940 | -I will burn this! -Okay. | -I will burn this! -Okay. |
1166 | 01:10:36,148 | 01:10:38,609 | Cole... what do you want to know? | Cole... what do you want to know? |
1167 | 01:10:41,237 | 01:10:42,321 | What's the blood for? | What's the blood for? |
1168 | 01:10:42,655 | 01:10:46,242 | You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed, | You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed, |
1169 | 01:10:46,909 | 01:10:48,077 | recite the verses, | recite the verses, |
1170 | 01:10:48,160 | 01:10:49,828 | while dripping it on the page. | while dripping it on the page. |
1171 | 01:10:50,871 | 01:10:53,082 | And, basically, you get whatever you want. | And, basically, you get whatever you want. |
1172 | 01:10:56,710 | 01:11:00,798 | I used to be so small... and so scared. | I used to be so small... and so scared. |
1173 | 01:11:03,425 | 01:11:06,845 | Now I'm strong... and I'm confident... | Now I'm strong... and I'm confident... |
1174 | 01:11:08,597 | 01:11:10,224 | and that's all I ever wanted. | and that's all I ever wanted. |
1175 | 01:11:13,727 | 01:11:15,521 | And, so, that's all I was to you. | And, so, that's all I was to you. |
1176 | 01:11:18,857 | 01:11:21,568 | You just used me to get what you wanted. | You just used me to get what you wanted. |
1177 | 01:11:22,695 | 01:11:23,529 | No. | No. |
1178 | 01:11:25,239 | 01:11:26,782 | No, Cole. I chose you. | No, Cole. I chose you. |
1179 | 01:11:28,284 | 01:11:30,286 | I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison, | I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison, |
1180 | 01:11:30,369 | 01:11:31,912 | but I didn't. I chose you. | but I didn't. I chose you. |
1181 | 01:11:32,621 | 01:11:33,914 | 'Cause you're the best. | 'Cause you're the best. |
1182 | 01:11:34,623 | 01:11:36,250 | We click, right? You're my guy. | We click, right? You're my guy. |
1183 | 01:11:40,713 | 01:11:42,548 | I'm not the first kid, am I? | I'm not the first kid, am I? |
1184 | 01:11:49,138 | 01:11:49,972 | No. | No. |
1185 | 01:11:50,931 | 01:11:53,976 | And you'll leave here and just find another faucet. | And you'll leave here and just find another faucet. |
1186 | 01:11:54,518 | 01:11:58,480 | -You heard that? -I heard everything. This is my house. | -You heard that? -I heard everything. This is my house. |
1187 | 01:12:00,316 | 01:12:01,150 | Okay. | Okay. |
1188 | 01:12:02,401 | 01:12:03,277 | Okay, yes. | Okay, yes. |
1189 | 01:12:04,653 | 01:12:07,698 | And tonight sucked, but we can start again. | And tonight sucked, but we can start again. |
1190 | 01:12:12,369 | 01:12:13,495 | So, you have a plan? | So, you have a plan? |
1191 | 01:12:14,121 | 01:12:16,206 | Yeah. We just say they attacked us. | Yeah. We just say they attacked us. |
1192 | 01:12:17,541 | 01:12:18,375 | I got him. | I got him. |
1193 | 01:12:19,335 | 01:12:20,210 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
1194 | 01:12:32,264 | 01:12:34,308 | Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. | Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. |
1195 | 01:12:35,642 | 01:12:37,478 | Just you and me against the whole world. | Just you and me against the whole world. |
1196 | 01:12:38,020 | 01:12:39,938 | No one will ever hurt you ever again. | No one will ever hurt you ever again. |
1197 | 01:12:40,022 | 01:12:43,275 | There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted? | There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted? |
1198 | 01:12:47,738 | 01:12:48,906 | What do you say, Cole? | What do you say, Cole? |
1199 | 01:12:54,203 | 01:12:55,037 | I guess... | I guess... |
1200 | 01:13:00,209 | 01:13:01,794 | I guess I have a plan, too. | I guess I have a plan, too. |
1201 | 01:13:04,338 | 01:13:06,006 | No! | No! |
1202 | 01:13:06,423 | 01:13:07,549 | No! | No! |
1203 | 01:13:08,842 | 01:13:09,718 | No! | No! |
1204 | 01:13:11,929 | 01:13:13,055 | [Bee screaming] | [Bee screaming] |
1205 | 01:13:24,400 | 01:13:26,193 | [Queen's "We are the Champions" playing] ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ | [Queen's "We are the Champions" playing] ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ |
1206 | 01:13:26,860 | 01:13:27,903 | [boy] Pussy! | [boy] Pussy! |
1207 | 01:13:28,487 | 01:13:29,863 | ♪ Time after time ♪ | ♪ Time after time ♪ |
1208 | 01:13:29,947 | 01:13:32,408 | -When you're ready, you're ready. -A lot of things are scary. | -When you're ready, you're ready. -A lot of things are scary. |
1209 | 01:13:32,491 | 01:13:34,201 | ♪ I've done my sentence ♪ | ♪ I've done my sentence ♪ |
1210 | 01:13:34,743 | 01:13:35,953 | You gotta figure out what you want... | You gotta figure out what you want... |
1211 | 01:13:37,788 | 01:13:40,958 | -and then do what you can to get it. -Keys... | -and then do what you can to get it. -Keys... |
1212 | 01:13:43,252 | 01:13:45,963 | -Cole! -[engine revving] | -Cole! -[engine revving] |
1213 | 01:13:50,300 | 01:13:52,553 | Ten. Two. | Ten. Two. |
1214 | 01:13:53,470 | 01:13:57,891 | ♪ And I need to go on and on And on and on ♪ | ♪ And I need to go on and on And on and on ♪ |
1215 | 01:13:57,975 | 01:14:03,564 | ♪ We are the champions My friends ♪ | ♪ We are the champions My friends ♪ |
1216 | 01:14:05,774 | 01:14:10,446 | ♪ And we'll keeping on fighting Till the end ♪ | ♪ And we'll keeping on fighting Till the end ♪ |
1217 | 01:14:10,988 | 01:14:12,156 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
1218 | 01:14:13,574 | 01:14:16,702 | ♪ We are the champions ♪ | ♪ We are the champions ♪ |
1219 | 01:14:16,785 | 01:14:20,873 | ♪ We are the champions ♪ | ♪ We are the champions ♪ |
1220 | 01:14:20,956 | 01:14:23,792 | ♪ No time for losers ♪ | ♪ No time for losers ♪ |
1221 | 01:14:23,876 | 01:14:27,796 | ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ | ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ |
1222 | 01:14:28,422 | 01:14:29,631 | [Cole screaming] | [Cole screaming] |
1223 | 01:14:46,607 | 01:14:47,858 | [grunting and panting] | [grunting and panting] |
1224 | 01:15:19,181 | 01:15:20,349 | What up, Cee? | What up, Cee? |
1225 | 01:15:22,893 | 01:15:25,187 | You drove a car into your house. | You drove a car into your house. |
1226 | 01:15:28,148 | 01:15:29,816 | I really didn't see that coming. | I really didn't see that coming. |
1227 | 01:15:30,317 | 01:15:31,443 | [coughing] | [coughing] |
1228 | 01:15:37,866 | 01:15:39,076 | You never told me... | You never told me... |
1229 | 01:15:40,911 | 01:15:42,913 | your intergalactic dream team. | your intergalactic dream team. |
1230 | 01:15:43,872 | 01:15:44,957 | You didn't ask. | You didn't ask. |
1231 | 01:15:45,582 | 01:15:46,500 | I should have. | I should have. |
1232 | 01:15:47,543 | 01:15:49,586 | I'm usually pretty good at that stuff. | I'm usually pretty good at that stuff. |
1233 | 01:15:55,175 | 01:15:56,843 | Admiral Adama to lead. | Admiral Adama to lead. |
1234 | 01:15:59,680 | 01:16:02,307 | Data for his intelligence and cool head. | Data for his intelligence and cool head. |
1235 | 01:16:05,561 | 01:16:06,603 | Predator to fight. | Predator to fight. |
1236 | 01:16:10,399 | 01:16:11,275 | Then me and you. | Then me and you. |
1237 | 01:16:13,777 | 01:16:14,695 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1238 | 01:16:18,198 | 01:16:20,576 | You didn't say we could add ourselves. | You didn't say we could add ourselves. |
1239 | 01:16:22,411 | 01:16:24,788 | It's science fiction. You can do anything. | It's science fiction. You can do anything. |
1240 | 01:16:26,456 | 01:16:29,459 | Well... I guess that's true. | Well... I guess that's true. |
1241 | 01:16:33,297 | 01:16:34,673 | But don't you get it yet? | But don't you get it yet? |
1242 | 01:16:39,886 | 01:16:41,388 | I am the big bad. | I am the big bad. |
1243 | 01:16:45,392 | 01:16:46,476 | I loved you. | I loved you. |
1244 | 01:16:54,693 | 01:16:59,489 | I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. | I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. |
1245 | 01:17:00,866 | 01:17:01,825 | I'm an adult... | I'm an adult... |
1246 | 01:17:02,701 | 01:17:05,329 | because when I realized you were the big bad... | because when I realized you were the big bad... |
1247 | 01:17:06,413 | 01:17:07,456 | and you betrayed me | and you betrayed me |
1248 | 01:17:07,539 | 01:17:09,458 | and were just gonna hurt other kids, | and were just gonna hurt other kids, |
1249 | 01:17:10,751 | 01:17:12,961 | I drove a stolen car through you. | I drove a stolen car through you. |
1250 | 01:17:14,630 | 01:17:15,839 | [sobbing] | [sobbing] |
1251 | 01:17:20,510 | 01:17:22,179 | That, I'll give you. [chuckles] | That, I'll give you. [chuckles] |
1252 | 01:17:25,766 | 01:17:26,725 | I'll see you, Cee. | I'll see you, Cee. |
1253 | 01:17:31,855 | 01:17:32,689 | Goodbye. | Goodbye. |
1254 | 01:17:34,316 | 01:17:35,317 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1255 | 01:17:55,879 | 01:17:58,131 | [sirens wailing] | [sirens wailing] |
1256 | 01:18:14,481 | 01:18:15,691 | -[Melanie's dad] Martinez. -Yeah? | -[Melanie's dad] Martinez. -Yeah? |
1257 | 01:18:15,774 | 01:18:17,401 | Protect and serve, idiot. | Protect and serve, idiot. |
1258 | 01:18:17,484 | 01:18:19,319 | -[Melanie] It's just a car. -Protect my car. | -[Melanie] It's just a car. -Protect my car. |
1259 | 01:18:19,403 | 01:18:21,488 | Just a car?! Just a car?! | Just a car?! Just a car?! |
1260 | 01:18:22,614 | 01:18:24,574 | Do not-- Put your hand down right now. | Do not-- Put your hand down right now. |
1261 | 01:18:27,119 | 01:18:30,122 | -I thought you were gonna drive away. -I couldn't leave you. | -I thought you were gonna drive away. -I couldn't leave you. |
1262 | 01:18:31,623 | 01:18:32,999 | That was such a douche car. | That was such a douche car. |
1263 | 01:18:33,500 | 01:18:35,502 | Melanie, get over here. | Melanie, get over here. |
1264 | 01:18:35,585 | 01:18:37,671 | Get back here. Now. | Get back here. Now. |
1265 | 01:18:41,133 | 01:18:41,967 | Bye. | Bye. |
1266 | 01:18:42,509 | 01:18:43,969 | [Melanie's dad] Oh, my God. | [Melanie's dad] Oh, my God. |
1267 | 01:18:44,052 | 01:18:47,097 | Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now? | Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now? |
1268 | 01:18:47,347 | 01:18:48,557 | Yo. What happened? | Yo. What happened? |
1269 | 01:18:49,516 | 01:18:51,226 | Dude, Cole stole a car. | Dude, Cole stole a car. |
1270 | 01:18:51,309 | 01:18:53,729 | Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people. | Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people. |
1271 | 01:18:54,896 | 01:18:57,149 | Fifty people. [scoffs] | Fifty people. [scoffs] |
1272 | 01:18:57,899 | 01:18:59,693 | [Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here. | [Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here. |
1273 | 01:19:01,486 | 01:19:03,029 | Today, y'all. Let's go. | Today, y'all. Let's go. |
1274 | 01:19:09,995 | 01:19:11,246 | The hell? | The hell? |
1275 | 01:19:12,289 | 01:19:13,999 | [tires screeching] | [tires screeching] |
1276 | 01:19:14,750 | 01:19:15,709 | Cindy. | Cindy. |
1277 | 01:19:16,960 | 01:19:19,004 | -[Mom] Do you have my son? Please... -[Dad] Cole. | -[Mom] Do you have my son? Please... -[Dad] Cole. |
1278 | 01:19:21,673 | 01:19:23,675 | [Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God. | [Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God. |
1279 | 01:19:25,385 | 01:19:26,636 | Are you okay? Are you...? | Are you okay? Are you...? |
1280 | 01:19:26,887 | 01:19:28,722 | -I'm okay. -[Dad] Are you all right? | -I'm okay. -[Dad] Are you all right? |
1281 | 01:19:28,805 | 01:19:30,807 | -Oh, my God. What happened? -Is that blood? | -Oh, my God. What happened? -Is that blood? |
1282 | 01:19:30,891 | 01:19:33,268 | Hey. What happened? | Hey. What happened? |
1283 | 01:19:39,691 | 01:19:41,610 | I don't need a babysitter anymore. | I don't need a babysitter anymore. |
1284 | 01:19:47,032 | 01:19:51,286 | ♪ When my best friend said She had lost her man ♪ | ♪ When my best friend said She had lost her man ♪ |
1285 | 01:19:51,369 | 01:19:54,498 | ♪ To her babysitter I thought she was lying ♪ | ♪ To her babysitter I thought she was lying ♪ |
1286 | 01:19:55,040 | 01:19:59,211 | ♪ I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl ♪ | ♪ I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl ♪ |
1287 | 01:19:59,294 | 01:20:02,714 | ♪ Would ever take a man of mine" ♪ | ♪ Would ever take a man of mine" ♪ |
1288 | 01:20:04,341 | 01:20:08,178 | ♪ Staying home With our baby all the time ♪ | ♪ Staying home With our baby all the time ♪ |
1289 | 01:20:08,261 | 01:20:11,681 | ♪ It kept me kind of brokenhearted ♪ | ♪ It kept me kind of brokenhearted ♪ |
1290 | 01:20:11,807 | 01:20:15,477 | ♪ So I went And hired myself a babysitter ♪ | ♪ So I went And hired myself a babysitter ♪ |
1291 | 01:20:16,603 | 01:20:19,940 | ♪ And that's when my trouble all started ♪ | ♪ And that's when my trouble all started ♪ |
1292 | 01:20:20,690 | 01:20:24,194 | ♪ This 16-year-old chick walked in ♪ | ♪ This 16-year-old chick walked in ♪ |
1293 | 01:20:24,778 | 01:20:27,697 | ♪ With a skirt up to her waist ♪ | ♪ With a skirt up to her waist ♪ |
1294 | 01:20:28,448 | 01:20:32,619 | ♪ She had a truckload of you-know-what ♪ | ♪ She had a truckload of you-know-what ♪ |
1295 | 01:20:33,119 | 01:20:35,705 | ♪ And all of it in place ♪ | ♪ And all of it in place ♪ |
1296 | 01:20:36,832 | 01:20:39,709 | ♪ I should have been aware, mm-hmm ♪ | ♪ I should have been aware, mm-hmm ♪ |
1297 | 01:20:39,793 | 01:20:42,712 | ♪ Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter ♪ | ♪ Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter ♪ |
1298 | 01:20:43,338 | 01:20:47,926 | ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah I should've known from the jump, yeah ♪ | ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah I should've known from the jump, yeah ♪ |
1299 | 01:20:48,802 | 01:20:51,721 | ♪ She was a man-getter, mm-hmm ♪ | ♪ She was a man-getter, mm-hmm ♪ |
1300 | 01:20:52,806 | 01:20:56,017 | ♪ I should've been aware, uh-huh ♪ | ♪ I should've been aware, uh-huh ♪ |
1301 | 01:20:57,269 | 01:21:01,314 | ♪ Of the babysitter ♪ [shouts] | ♪ Of the babysitter ♪ [shouts] |
1302 | 01:21:01,398 | 01:21:04,109 | ♪ Should've the known from the jump Yeah ♪ | ♪ Should've the known from the jump Yeah ♪ |
1303 | 01:21:05,318 | 01:21:08,989 | ♪ She was a man-getter Yeah, she was ♪ | ♪ She was a man-getter Yeah, she was ♪ |
1304 | 01:21:20,375 | 01:21:24,170 | [indistinct radio chatter] | [indistinct radio chatter] |