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1 00:00:22,731 00:00:24,357 I don't need it. I'm telling you. I don't need it. I'm telling you.
2 00:00:24,441 00:00:28,028 Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot. Just because you don't feel sick now doesn't mean you don't need the shot.
3 00:00:28,111 00:00:30,989 I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry. I never get sick, okay? You can take that and give it to Barry.
4 00:00:31,072 00:00:34,826 -His nose is always running. -What are you giving me shit for? -His nose is always running. -What are you giving me shit for?
5 00:00:34,909 00:00:38,788 I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy." I saw you earlier today. We said hi. I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy."
6 00:00:38,872 00:00:42,041 Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man. Why are you giving me shit today? I mean, it's just a needle, man.
7 00:00:44,169 00:00:47,172 Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of. Damn. Come here, get the shot. Ain't nothing to be scared of.
8 00:00:47,839 00:00:50,759 There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem. There's 62 kids came here, got a shot, no problem.
9 00:00:50,842 00:00:54,179 You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay? You come in here, take ten minutes? I got 84 kids more to go. Okay?
10 00:00:54,262 00:00:57,223 We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot? We're boys. Be cool. Shit, man. Are you gonna take this shot?
11 00:00:57,307 00:01:00,310 Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass. Step over here and take the shot, just like you'd take some ass.
12 00:01:00,393 00:01:02,604 There's nothing to be scared of. There's nothing to be scared of.
13 00:01:03,354 00:01:04,355 I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
14 00:01:06,900 00:01:08,610 [Cole screaming] [Cole screaming]
15 00:01:16,284 00:01:17,869 Pussy! Pussy!
16 00:01:22,624 00:01:24,459 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
17 00:01:27,295 00:01:29,839 [Melanie] Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower? [Melanie] Did you know only one baby was born on the Mayflower?
18 00:01:30,632 00:01:32,050 How crazy is that shit? How crazy is that shit?
19 00:01:32,759 00:01:34,719 His name was literally Oceanus. His name was literally Oceanus.
20 00:01:34,803 00:01:36,513 He didn't even have a nationality. He didn't even have a nationality.
21 00:01:37,013 00:01:38,973 Just a citizen of the sea, I guess. Just a citizen of the sea, I guess.
22 00:01:39,766 00:01:41,434 What class did you learn that in? What class did you learn that in?
23 00:01:41,851 00:01:45,188 [scoffs] No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet. [scoffs] No one learns anything in class. That's why we have the Internet.
24 00:01:46,606 00:01:49,234 [rap music playing over speakers] [rap music playing over speakers]
25 00:01:49,984 00:01:51,694 [Melanie sighs] There's my dad. [Melanie sighs] There's my dad.
26 00:01:51,778 00:01:53,613 [Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here. [Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here.
27 00:01:53,696 00:01:55,532 It was his high-school dream car. It was his high-school dream car.
28 00:01:56,741 00:01:59,536 He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but... He got it after the divorce to make Mom jealous, but...
29 00:01:59,828 00:02:02,205 -it didn't work because it's a car. -[Melanie's dad] Now. -it didn't work because it's a car. -[Melanie's dad] Now.
30 00:02:03,873 00:02:06,209 Dad, can we give Cole a ride home? Dad, can we give Cole a ride home?
31 00:02:07,001 00:02:09,754 Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home? Cole, are your parents expecting you to take the bus home?
32 00:02:11,131 00:02:12,549 -I guess so. -Yeah, they are. -I guess so. -Yeah, they are.
33 00:02:12,632 00:02:14,551 So, you should take the bus, okay, sport? So, you should take the bus, okay, sport?
34 00:02:14,926 00:02:17,178 Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh? Sorry, dude. I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh?
35 00:02:17,720 00:02:18,888 -I didn't-- -What's that? -I didn't-- -What's that?
36 00:02:18,972 00:02:19,973 [engine revving] [engine revving]
37 00:02:21,307 00:02:23,768 -NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! -[Melanie] Dad-- -NASCAR Nation, bitch. Whoo! -[Melanie] Dad--
38 00:02:27,272 00:02:28,273 [Melanie] Dad! [Melanie] Dad!
39 00:02:43,663 00:02:46,499 [Jeremy] Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. [Jeremy] Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.
40 00:02:46,583 00:02:47,876 Well, well, well. Well, well, well.
41 00:02:48,835 00:02:51,129 [Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging? [Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy. How's it hanging?
42 00:02:52,255 00:02:53,756 I don't know. Okay? I don't know. Okay?
43 00:02:53,840 00:02:56,301 Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet? Well, speaking of hanging, have your balls dropped yet?
44 00:02:56,384 00:02:59,929 -[boys laughing] -[Cole mumbling] -[boys laughing] -[Cole mumbling]
45 00:03:01,181 00:03:02,056 I didn't catch that. I didn't catch that.
46 00:03:02,765 00:03:05,685 I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?" I said, "Why are you so interested in my balls?"
47 00:03:05,768 00:03:07,645 Last thing he cares about is your balls. Last thing he cares about is your balls.
48 00:03:07,729 00:03:10,481 [Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre. [Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday, I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre.
49 00:03:10,565 00:03:11,399 The sophomore? The sophomore?
50 00:03:11,900 00:03:15,111 The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior. The sophomore. But in many ways, she was a senior.
51 00:03:15,737 00:03:18,197 -I don't believe you. -You don't need to believe him. -I don't believe you. -You don't need to believe him.
52 00:03:18,281 00:03:20,909 It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick. It's not like your belief will validate what happens to his dick.
53 00:03:20,992 00:03:22,035 Wanna know how it was? Wanna know how it was?
54 00:03:24,329 00:03:25,496 No, not really. No, not really.
55 00:03:25,580 00:03:27,999 Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation Well, see, as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation
56 00:03:28,082 00:03:30,501 with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre, with a 16-year-old that looks like Shelly MacEntyre,
57 00:03:30,752 00:03:32,128 it was overwhelming, man. it was overwhelming, man.
58 00:03:32,795 00:03:34,297 I mean, she is a woman. I mean, she is a woman.
59 00:03:35,256 00:03:37,967 Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts] Fully-developed, man. It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts]
60 00:03:38,051 00:03:39,594 Man, you know what I'm saying? Man, you know what I'm saying?
61 00:03:41,471 00:03:43,389 I said, do you know what I'm saying? I said, do you know what I'm saying?
62 00:03:44,098 00:03:46,726 You just said it didn't matter if I believed you. You just said it didn't matter if I believed you.
63 00:03:46,809 00:03:49,938 -Well, I changed my mind, bitch. -Sorry, I wasn't-- -Well, I changed my mind, bitch. -Sorry, I wasn't--
64 00:03:52,523 00:03:54,859 [Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird. [laughs] [Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird. [laughs]
65 00:03:55,485 00:03:58,446 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.
66 00:03:58,529 00:03:59,364 [woman] Hey! [woman] Hey!
67 00:04:06,537 00:04:07,747 Did you just touch Cole? Did you just touch Cole?
68 00:04:08,289 00:04:10,541 -So, what if I did? -[woman] Jeremy, check it out. -So, what if I did? -[woman] Jeremy, check it out.
69 00:04:11,042 00:04:13,628 You so much as think about Cole again... You so much as think about Cole again...
70 00:04:15,922 00:04:17,048 and I'm gonna... and I'm gonna...
71 00:04:17,131 00:04:18,299 [inaudible dialogue] [inaudible dialogue]
72 00:04:18,383 00:04:21,803 ♪ The girls wanna be her The boys wanna be her ♪ ♪ The girls wanna be her The boys wanna be her ♪
73 00:04:22,345 00:04:23,263 You crazy bitch. You crazy bitch.
74 00:04:25,265 00:04:27,225 ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪ ♪ The girls wanna be her ♪
75 00:04:27,308 00:04:29,185 -[tire hissing] -Now get out of here! -[tire hissing] -Now get out of here!
76 00:04:30,186 00:04:32,188 Before I run you over, you little Pap smear. Before I run you over, you little Pap smear.
77 00:04:34,899 00:04:36,484 -Hey, Coley. -[Cole] Hey, Bee. -Hey, Coley. -[Cole] Hey, Bee.
78 00:04:39,070 00:04:39,904 These are new. These are new.
79 00:04:40,613 00:04:42,824 Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes. Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes.
80 00:04:42,907 00:04:45,326 They supposedly help strengthen my left eye, They supposedly help strengthen my left eye,
81 00:04:45,410 00:04:48,621 -but I can't tell the difference. -You look pretty strong to me. -but I can't tell the difference. -You look pretty strong to me.
82 00:04:49,872 00:04:50,790 You skin your palms? You skin your palms?
83 00:04:51,624 00:04:53,918 -It doesn't hurt. -Yeah, it does. Come here. -It doesn't hurt. -Yeah, it does. Come here.
84 00:05:02,010 00:05:04,512 -They bother you a lot? -No. -They bother you a lot? -No.
85 00:05:06,264 00:05:09,475 You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house? You look away when you lie, dude. They the ones that egg your house?
86 00:05:11,978 00:05:15,398 [sighs, clicks tongue] You gotta punch them in the dick. [sighs, clicks tongue] You gotta punch them in the dick.
87 00:05:15,940 00:05:18,776 And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you, And if they're chasing you, wait until they've almost got you,
88 00:05:18,860 00:05:21,446 drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you, drop like a bag of rocks, then when they trip over you,
89 00:05:21,529 00:05:23,990 and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick. and they're on the ground, kick them in the dick.
90 00:05:27,243 00:05:30,204 -Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? -Better, I think. -Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks? -Better, I think.
91 00:05:30,705 00:05:32,165 Hotel therapy's working? Hotel therapy's working?
92 00:05:32,457 00:05:34,042 [chuckles] No, come on, it's great. [chuckles] No, come on, it's great.
93 00:05:34,125 00:05:38,046 I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid. I mean, they're happy, we get to hang out, and I get paid.
94 00:05:38,546 00:05:41,340 -I'm like your little Protestant. -[chuckles] What? -I'm like your little Protestant. -[chuckles] What?
95 00:05:41,424 00:05:43,801 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me. 'Cause, like, I have to pay you to hang out with me.
96 00:05:44,302 00:05:46,095 Are you trying to say "prostitute"? Are you trying to say "prostitute"?
97 00:05:46,596 00:05:47,513 Oh, my God-- Oh, my God--
98 00:05:47,597 00:05:50,808 No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients. No, that would make me the prostitute and your parents the clients.
99 00:05:50,892 00:05:53,269 That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever. That is a terrible analogy. That is the worst one ever.
100 00:05:54,354 00:05:55,605 -Oh... -Besides, -Oh... -Besides,
101 00:05:55,688 00:05:57,607 I'd wanna hang out with you either way. I'd wanna hang out with you either way.
102 00:05:58,357 00:05:59,192 Really? Really?
103 00:05:59,317 00:06:00,985 One hundred percent. One hundred percent.
104 00:06:01,527 00:06:05,573 I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me. I got two years tops before you're too cool to hang out with me.
105 00:06:05,948 00:06:07,533 I'll never be too cool. I'll never be too cool.
106 00:06:11,454 00:06:13,706 [Bee] Hey, is that the roof of your tree house? [Bee] Hey, is that the roof of your tree house?
107 00:06:13,790 00:06:15,708 [Cole] Yeah, we just started to take it down. [Cole] Yeah, we just started to take it down.
108 00:06:16,209 00:06:18,711 I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh-- I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh--
109 00:06:18,795 00:06:20,588 Tree houses are for kids anyway. Tree houses are for kids anyway.
110 00:06:21,589 00:06:23,758 There's a lot of good memories in there, right? There's a lot of good memories in there, right?
111 00:06:25,384 00:06:26,219 Yeah. Yeah.
112 00:06:26,552 00:06:29,972 All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party. All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party.
113 00:06:30,807 00:06:31,641 Sounds good. Sounds good.
114 00:06:33,184 00:06:34,060 [gulps] [gulps]
115 00:06:34,811 00:06:35,645 [Bee grunts] [Bee grunts]
116 00:06:40,191 00:06:41,943 [gulps] [gulps]
117 00:06:42,026 00:06:43,111 E.T. fingers. E.T. fingers.
118 00:06:43,903 00:06:45,863 [both buzzing] [both buzzing]
119 00:06:46,364 00:06:48,408 -All right. See you, Cee. -Bye-bye, Bee. -All right. See you, Cee. -Bye-bye, Bee.
120 00:06:49,784 00:06:50,993 [car door squeaks] [car door squeaks]
121 00:06:51,202 00:06:54,622 Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right? Gotta get that door fixed. You're still giving this to me, right?
122 00:06:54,705 00:06:57,625 -One hundred percent. -Can't have a sticky door on my car. -One hundred percent. -Can't have a sticky door on my car.
123 00:07:23,609 00:07:24,485 Hey, Mom! Hey, Mom!
124 00:07:24,652 00:07:26,362 [Mom] Hey! Cole. [Mom] Hey! Cole.
125 00:07:27,613 00:07:30,408 Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please? Cole, can you hand me one of those traps, please?
126 00:07:31,117 00:07:32,076 Ow. Ow.
127 00:07:32,952 00:07:34,287 -Thanks. Hi. -Hi. -Thanks. Hi. -Hi.
128 00:07:34,871 00:07:35,997 [grunts] Thanks, buddy. [grunts] Thanks, buddy.
129 00:07:37,748 00:07:39,959 [groans] God. God. [groans] God. God.
130 00:07:40,042 00:07:42,587 Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders. Mom, how can you be under there? There's like a trillion spiders.
131 00:07:42,670 00:07:46,466 [Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst. [Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here. It's pretty much the worst.
132 00:07:47,300 00:07:49,594 -Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? -[thud] Ow. -Do you think I'm a pussy, Mom? -[thud] Ow.
133 00:07:50,136 00:07:51,679 [Mom] Do you know what that word means? [Mom] Do you know what that word means?
134 00:07:51,762 00:07:53,598 -[Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything. -Ow. -[Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything. -Ow.
135 00:07:54,849 00:07:56,017 Um... Um...
136 00:07:56,559 00:07:57,477 Huh. Huh.
137 00:07:58,186 00:07:59,437 Well... [sighs] Well... [sighs]
138 00:08:00,771 00:08:05,526 I think... you are at a time in your life I think... you are at a time in your life
139 00:08:05,693 00:08:08,446 where a lot of things are scary. where a lot of things are scary.
140 00:08:08,946 00:08:13,743 But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much. But as you get older, those same things will stop frightening you as much.
141 00:08:14,327 00:08:15,161 Okay? Okay?
142 00:08:17,747 00:08:18,831 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
143 00:08:19,415 00:08:23,169 [Cole] You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there. [Cole] You should really get some bug spray to kill the spiders in there.
144 00:08:23,252 00:08:26,506 What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs. What have they done to you? They eat other dirty bugs.
145 00:08:26,589 00:08:28,257 Hey, will you get me a lemonade? Hey, will you get me a lemonade?
146 00:08:28,508 00:08:29,342 -Yep. -Thanks. -Yep. -Thanks.
147 00:08:31,677 00:08:34,597 Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded. Mom, I know "pussy" also means "vagina." I'm not retarded.
148 00:08:36,891 00:08:40,436 Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded." Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded."
149 00:08:40,978 00:08:43,022 -But I can say "pussy" or "vagi--" -[drill whirring] -But I can say "pussy" or "vagi--" -[drill whirring]
150 00:08:43,105 00:08:44,232 Don't say it, okay? Don't say it, okay?
151 00:08:44,774 00:08:45,816 Go get me a lemonade. Go get me a lemonade.
152 00:08:50,279 00:08:51,656 Oh, my God, he said "pussy." Oh, my God, he said "pussy."
153 00:08:52,615 00:08:54,242 [man] Breathe in. Breathe out. [man] Breathe in. Breathe out.
154 00:08:54,575 00:08:56,827 -Unclench that sphincter. -[Cole] Okay. -Unclench that sphincter. -[Cole] Okay.
155 00:08:56,911 00:08:59,413 -How those mirrors looking? -Looking good. -How those mirrors looking? -Looking good.
156 00:08:59,497 00:09:00,373 Parking brakes? Parking brakes?
157 00:09:01,332 00:09:02,166 Nope. Nope.
158 00:09:02,250 00:09:04,293 -Hands? -Ten and two. -Hands? -Ten and two.
159 00:09:05,002 00:09:05,878 Engage. Engage.
160 00:09:05,962 00:09:07,964 [engine revs, fades] [engine revs, fades]
161 00:09:11,926 00:09:15,304 Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving? Dad, did you know that seven teenagers die a day from driving?
162 00:09:15,680 00:09:17,139 Really? Wow. Really? Wow.
163 00:09:17,473 00:09:21,852 Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying? Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers die a day from over-worrying?
164 00:09:22,520 00:09:23,563 I went on the Internet, I went on the Internet,
165 00:09:23,646 00:09:26,107 and there's pictures of them. They die like this: and there's pictures of them. They die like this:
166 00:09:30,111 00:09:31,279 Maybe next week. Maybe next week.
167 00:09:32,238 00:09:34,115 All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap? All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap?
168 00:09:34,657 00:09:36,450 -Yeah. -Good. All right. You did good. -Yeah. -Good. All right. You did good.
169 00:09:37,243 00:09:39,704 You started the car, you put the seat belt on. You started the car, you put the seat belt on.
170 00:09:39,787 00:09:42,123 Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush. Don't worry about it, pal. There's no rush.
171 00:09:42,206 00:09:44,917 It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay? It's okay to be scared. It's not a big deal, okay?
172 00:09:47,295 00:09:49,672 Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends-- Hey, let me ask you something. Do your friends--
173 00:09:49,880 00:09:52,049 Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter? Do they make fun of you for having a babysitter?
174 00:09:52,592 00:09:53,426 Yeah. Yeah.
175 00:09:53,884 00:09:56,012 But then they see her and get really jealous. But then they see her and get really jealous.
176 00:09:56,929 00:09:58,806 Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles] Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles]
177 00:09:58,889 00:10:01,851 I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop. I don't know about you, buddy, but I'm feeling like a cop.
178 00:10:02,393 00:10:04,145 I'm craving some donuts. I'm craving some donuts.
179 00:10:04,228 00:10:05,730 [shouting] [shouting]
180 00:10:08,065 00:10:08,941 [Dad] All right! [Dad] All right!
181 00:10:10,234 00:10:12,653 [both laughing] [both laughing]
182 00:10:18,409 00:10:19,452 What are you watching? What are you watching?
183 00:10:19,535 00:10:21,829 Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men. Your dad is bingeing on Mad Men.
184 00:10:21,912 00:10:22,872 Again. Again.
185 00:10:23,372 00:10:24,373 You wouldn't like it. You wouldn't like it.
186 00:10:25,041 00:10:26,125 It's on HBO? It's on HBO?
187 00:10:26,208 00:10:28,794 -[chuckles] -No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy. -[chuckles] -No, it's not-- It's not dirty, buddy.
188 00:10:28,878 00:10:29,754 It's not on HBO. It's not on HBO.
189 00:10:29,837 00:10:32,256 It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head. It's dense, you know. So, it might go over your head.
190 00:10:32,381 00:10:35,092 When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together. When you get a little older, we'll binge-watch it together.
191 00:10:35,176 00:10:36,052 How about that? How about that?
192 00:10:36,135 00:10:38,971 -[Cole] All right. -Cole, will you clean up the toys -[Cole] All right. -Cole, will you clean up the toys
193 00:10:39,055 00:10:40,139 in the hallway for me? in the hallway for me?
194 00:10:40,222 00:10:41,557 Okay, Mom. Jeez. Okay, Mom. Jeez.
195 00:10:41,641 00:10:42,475 Thank you. Thank you.
196 00:10:48,606 00:10:49,607 [Cole] Much cleaner. [Cole] Much cleaner.
197 00:11:14,215 00:11:15,341 Who cares? Who cares?
198 00:11:16,675 00:11:17,510 Hey. Oh. Hey. Oh.
199 00:11:17,843 00:11:19,762 Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all. Hey, that doesn't seem safe at all.
200 00:11:19,887 00:11:21,639 -I can handle it. -Yeah. No, I get it. -I can handle it. -Yeah. No, I get it.
201 00:11:21,722 00:11:22,640 Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
202 00:11:22,890 00:11:24,266 And hand me the knife. And hand me the knife.
203 00:11:25,351 00:11:28,020 Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife? Fabulous. Why you cutting up your car with a knife?
204 00:11:28,813 00:11:30,731 I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback, I'm gonna switch the roof with a fastback,
205 00:11:30,815 00:11:32,024 -so it's aerodynamic. -Uh-huh. -so it's aerodynamic. -Uh-huh.
206 00:11:32,108 00:11:34,276 It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns. It's gonna give me more downforce on the turns.
207 00:11:34,360 00:11:36,362 When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll When it hits the ramp, it'll do a barrel roll
208 00:11:36,445 00:11:38,823 and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend-- and smash into the crash zone exactly how I intend--
209 00:11:38,906 00:11:41,617 Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics. Got it, got it. I applaud your passion for aerodynamics.
210 00:11:41,700 00:11:44,829 I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak. I absolutely do, but only use this if you're cutting a flank steak.
211 00:11:44,912 00:11:46,455 And don't do that. That's my job. And don't do that. That's my job.
212 00:11:46,539 00:11:49,291 And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house? And if you take that job, what am I doing at this house?
213 00:11:49,792 00:11:51,252 Do you want me to put it back? Do you want me to put it back?
214 00:11:51,335 00:11:52,962 [Dad] No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher, [Dad] No. I'm gonna put this in the dishwasher,
215 00:11:53,045 00:11:55,172 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear. 'cause it's coated in my sweat and fear.
216 00:11:57,174 00:12:00,344 My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex, My parents are going away again. I think they go to have sex,
217 00:12:00,428 00:12:03,347 but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me. but it just makes me feel like they go to get away from me.
218 00:12:04,306 00:12:05,975 They're definitely having sex. They're definitely having sex.
219 00:12:06,058 00:12:07,935 They probably have sex when you're home, too. They probably have sex when you're home, too.
220 00:12:08,436 00:12:12,064 Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it. Besides, I bet Bee has boys over at your place all the time doing it.
221 00:12:12,148 00:12:13,190 Nope. No. Nope. No.
222 00:12:13,274 00:12:14,567 No way. Not a chance. No way. Not a chance.
223 00:12:14,942 00:12:17,403 Yeah. That's what babysitters do. Yeah. That's what babysitters do.
224 00:12:18,404 00:12:21,657 They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it. They put the kids down, sneak their boyfriends in. Doing it.
225 00:12:22,616 00:12:25,745 Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep? Seriously, have you ever been awake after she's fallen asleep?
226 00:12:26,537 00:12:28,956 I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see. I dare you to stay up tonight. You'll see.
227 00:12:29,915 00:12:31,167 I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find out.
228 00:12:31,834 00:12:34,003 -Perv. -No! I'm choking! -Perv. -No! I'm choking!
229 00:12:34,128 00:12:35,629 -[Melanie laughing] -[Cole shouting] -[Melanie laughing] -[Cole shouting]
230 00:13:15,252 00:13:17,296 [boy] Pussy! [boy] Pussy!
231 00:13:17,379 00:13:18,506 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
232 00:13:19,757 00:13:23,469 Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five? Honey, not that I'm rushing you, but weren't we supposed to leave at five?
233 00:13:23,552 00:13:25,596 [Mom] No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic. [Mom] No, honey, 5:30 to avoid holiday traffic.
234 00:13:25,679 00:13:27,181 We were supposed to leave at five. We were supposed to leave at five.
235 00:13:27,264 00:13:29,850 Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors. Don't move the furniture around. We just did the floors.
236 00:13:29,934 00:13:31,852 -I don't want your mom yelling. -[Cole] Got it. -I don't want your mom yelling. -[Cole] Got it.
237 00:13:31,936 00:13:34,522 I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps. I don't yell at you. I just speak in all caps.
238 00:13:34,605 00:13:36,315 Right. That's what I love about her. Right. That's what I love about her.
239 00:13:36,398 00:13:38,609 -[doorbell rings] -Here. Get that. It's probably Bee. -[doorbell rings] -Here. Get that. It's probably Bee.
240 00:13:38,692 00:13:39,610 [Cole] Okay. [Cole] Okay.
241 00:13:40,069 00:13:41,987 -[Mom] Can you hurry up? -[Dad] Yes. -[Mom] Can you hurry up? -[Dad] Yes.
242 00:13:44,240 00:13:45,241 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
243 00:13:48,244 00:13:50,663 -What up, Cee? -What up, Bee? -What up, Cee? -What up, Bee?
244 00:13:50,746 00:13:51,747 [both buzzing] [both buzzing]
245 00:13:51,831 00:13:54,750 -[Mom] Hey, Bee. How are you? -Oh, you know, can't complain. -[Mom] Hey, Bee. How are you? -Oh, you know, can't complain.
246 00:13:54,833 00:13:56,502 -[Mom] Good. -Where to this weekend? -[Mom] Good. -Where to this weekend?
247 00:13:56,585 00:13:58,879 -Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. -Mm! -Uh... The Hyatt. Living large. -Mm!
248 00:13:58,963 00:13:59,797 [Dad] Can't find it! [Dad] Can't find it!
249 00:13:59,880 00:14:02,841 Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign. Uh, try the bottom drawer under your Invisalign.
250 00:14:03,551 00:14:05,261 Um, anyway, you know the drill. Um, anyway, you know the drill.
251 00:14:05,344 00:14:08,138 No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten. No violent movies, no junk food, bed by ten.
252 00:14:08,222 00:14:09,932 -[Cole] Mom. -Bed by 10:30? -[Cole] Mom. -Bed by 10:30?
253 00:14:10,015 00:14:11,559 -[Cole] You serious? -[Bee] Anything else? -[Cole] You serious? -[Bee] Anything else?
254 00:14:11,642 00:14:13,769 Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom. Uh, there is not a bathing suit in that bedroom.
255 00:14:13,853 00:14:16,188 [Mom] Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you. [Mom] Then, honey, I don't know what to tell you.
256 00:14:16,272 00:14:17,481 -I'm not up there. -[Dad] Okay. -I'm not up there. -[Dad] Okay.
257 00:14:17,565 00:14:18,857 [sighs] [sighs]
258 00:14:18,941 00:14:22,111 -He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. -[Cole] Mom, he calls them jorts. -He's totally gonna bring his jean shorts. -[Cole] Mom, he calls them jorts.
259 00:14:22,194 00:14:25,531 -Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. -I know. You're the best. -Well, we'll be fine. I can handle him. -I know. You're the best.
260 00:14:25,739 00:14:28,200 -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -[Mom] I knew it! -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -[Mom] I knew it!
261 00:14:28,284 00:14:30,953 -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it. Great. -[Dad] I'm bringing my jorts. -I knew it. Great.
262 00:14:31,370 00:14:33,414 I will be the envy of women everywhere. I will be the envy of women everywhere.
263 00:14:33,497 00:14:35,958 Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay? Hey, uh, Bee, call us if there's any trouble, okay?
264 00:14:36,041 00:14:38,085 -Cole, don't cause any trouble. -[Cole] Dad, I know. -Cole, don't cause any trouble. -[Cole] Dad, I know.
265 00:14:38,168 00:14:39,545 You know what, honey? You know what, honey?
266 00:14:40,379 00:14:42,464 -You got your flu shot, so no exertion. -[Cole] Mom. -You got your flu shot, so no exertion. -[Cole] Mom.
267 00:14:42,548 00:14:45,009 -Yeah, no running around. Board games. -[Cole] Got it. Okay? -Yeah, no running around. Board games. -[Cole] Got it. Okay?
268 00:14:47,094 00:14:50,264 Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now. Hey, Cole, remember, you're the man of the house now.
269 00:14:50,639 00:14:51,849 That's sweet. You are. That's sweet. You are.
270 00:14:51,932 00:14:54,018 -We love you. Bye, Bee. -I love you. Have fun. -We love you. Bye, Bee. -I love you. Have fun.
271 00:14:54,143 00:14:56,270 -[Dad] But not too much fun. -[Mom] Not too much. -[Dad] But not too much fun. -[Mom] Not too much.
272 00:14:56,353 00:14:58,564 [Foghat's "I Just Want to Make Love to You" playing] [Foghat's "I Just Want to Make Love to You" playing]
273 00:15:06,447 00:15:09,241 ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪ ♪ I don't want you cook my bread ♪
274 00:15:09,909 00:15:13,162 ♪ I don't want you make my bed ♪ ♪ I don't want you make my bed ♪
275 00:15:13,829 00:15:17,082 ♪ I don't want you to be true ♪ ♪ I don't want you to be true ♪
276 00:15:17,625 00:15:21,211 ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪
277 00:15:29,303 00:15:32,181 ♪ I don't want you be no slave ♪ ♪ I don't want you be no slave ♪
278 00:15:32,806 00:15:36,060 ♪ I don't want you to be sad and blue ♪ ♪ I don't want you to be sad and blue ♪
279 00:15:36,852 00:15:39,897 ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪ ♪ I just want to make love to you ♪
280 00:15:42,441 00:15:44,026 [Cole] No way you're gonna beat my dive. [Cole] No way you're gonna beat my dive.
281 00:15:48,197 00:15:52,409 So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission. So, you're basically saying, intergalactic dream team on a mission.
282 00:15:52,493 00:15:56,038 -Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? -Right. -Yeah. So, there's an epic villain, right? -Right.
283 00:15:56,121 00:15:58,165 Okay, so, you have to fill a starship... Okay, so, you have to fill a starship...
284 00:15:58,832 00:16:03,295 full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down. full of the best people or aliens or robots to take them down.
285 00:16:03,379 00:16:05,089 -How many seats have I got? -Five. -How many seats have I got? -Five.
286 00:16:05,172 00:16:07,466 -Five? -Six, if you need, like, a duo. -Five? -Six, if you need, like, a duo.
287 00:16:07,549 00:16:09,510 But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph. But you can't have a Predator and Xenomorph.
288 00:16:09,593 00:16:11,387 They'd fight. The mission would be futile. They'd fight. The mission would be futile.
289 00:16:11,470 00:16:12,805 No, no, okay, I get it. No, no, okay, I get it.
290 00:16:13,681 00:16:16,100 All right. One... Kirk. All right. One... Kirk.
291 00:16:16,225 00:16:17,226 Two, Picard. Two, Picard.
292 00:16:17,309 00:16:20,688 Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day. Three, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum from Independence Day.
293 00:16:20,771 00:16:24,942 Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit? Five, Ripley, and six... Are you ready for this shit?
294 00:16:25,025 00:16:26,860 A Xenomorph egg. A Xenomorph egg.
295 00:16:27,403 00:16:28,237 -No way. -Yeah. -No way. -Yeah.
296 00:16:29,571 00:16:31,782 Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan. Yes. Yes. Okay. Here's the plan.
297 00:16:31,865 00:16:34,702 Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close, Kirk and Picard team up to captain, then when they get close,
298 00:16:34,785 00:16:37,121 they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair. they send Will and Goldblum to get inside the lair.
299 00:16:37,204 00:16:39,123 -They have experience with that. -Fair. -They have experience with that. -Fair.
300 00:16:39,206 00:16:41,667 Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching Now, this whole time, Ripley's been bitching
301 00:16:41,750 00:16:44,795 about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move. about the Xenomorph egg and shit, 'cause that's her move.
302 00:16:45,004 00:16:46,130 But she's gotta do this. But she's gotta do this.
303 00:16:46,213 00:16:48,590 -It's the only way to save the world. -The universe. -It's the only way to save the world. -The universe.
304 00:16:48,674 00:16:49,550 Right! Exactly! Right! Exactly!
305 00:16:49,633 00:16:52,594 So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair. So, Will and Goldblum get her inside the lair.
306 00:16:52,678 00:16:57,016 Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad! Ripley personally drops off the egg, the facehugger attacks the big bad!
307 00:16:57,266 00:17:00,394 Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them, Ripley makes it back to Will and Goldblum, the big bad attacks them,
308 00:17:00,477 00:17:01,979 they narrowly escape. they narrowly escape.
309 00:17:02,062 00:17:05,107 Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home, Kirk and Picard supply cover as the spacecraft returns home,
310 00:17:05,607 00:17:09,445 then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit... then they peace out of there. Meanwhile, the big bad starts feeling like shit...
311 00:17:09,528 00:17:12,072 -[groaning] -[both shouting] -[groaning] -[both shouting]
312 00:17:14,450 00:17:15,284 He's out! He's out!
313 00:17:20,414 00:17:21,498 Who said he was a he? Who said he was a he?
314 00:17:23,250 00:17:26,378 -Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. -Are facehuggers female? -Shut up. A woman just saved the galaxy. -Are facehuggers female?
315 00:17:26,920 00:17:28,172 No, 'cause they got dicks. No, 'cause they got dicks.
316 00:17:28,255 00:17:31,091 Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy. Oh, so, you're saying it took a dick to save the galaxy.
317 00:17:32,801 00:17:34,136 -I want a do-over. -[grunts] -I want a do-over. -[grunts]
318 00:17:34,970 00:17:36,889 -I want a do-over. -No do-overs. -I want a do-over. -No do-overs.
319 00:17:36,972 00:17:40,392 Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes. Come on. Aliens don't abide by our primitive gender stereotypes.
320 00:17:40,476 00:17:42,352 -What's done is done. -You suck. -What's done is done. -You suck.
321 00:17:42,436 00:17:47,149 -You suck, and I hope you die. -You couldn't live without me. -You suck, and I hope you die. -You couldn't live without me.
322 00:17:47,232 00:17:50,569 It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right. It would definitely affect my income. So, you're probably right.
323 00:17:50,652 00:17:51,487 [timer dings] [timer dings]
324 00:17:51,570 00:17:53,113 -Pizza! -Pizza! -Pizza! -Pizza!
325 00:17:54,990 00:17:59,828 [Bee and actor 1] Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law. [Bee and actor 1] Big Indian Chief. So special. So above the law.
326 00:18:00,746 00:18:03,248 I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting. I told you, you'd make a mistake, and I'd be waiting.
327 00:18:05,417 00:18:09,254 [Cole and actor 2] It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it? [Cole and actor 2] It doesn't look like I have any choice, does it?
328 00:18:09,338 00:18:11,882 [Bee and actor 1 laugh] That's right. You don't. [Bee and actor 1 laugh] That's right. You don't.
329 00:18:12,382 00:18:14,635 [Cole and actor 2] I'm gonna take this right foot... [Cole and actor 2] I'm gonna take this right foot...
330 00:18:16,595 00:18:19,932 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face.
331 00:18:21,183 00:18:22,601 And you wanna know something? And you wanna know something?
332 00:18:23,102 00:18:25,771 There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it. There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
333 00:18:26,313 00:18:28,607 -[Bee and actor 1] Really? -[Cole and actor 2] Really. -[Bee and actor 1] Really? -[Cole and actor 2] Really.
334 00:18:32,069 00:18:33,612 [Bee and actor 1] Kill that Indian son of a bitch. [Bee and actor 1] Kill that Indian son of a bitch.
335 00:18:33,695 00:18:35,197 [grunting and shouting] [grunting and shouting]
336 00:18:39,118 00:18:40,744 [both laughing] [both laughing]
337 00:18:42,746 00:18:44,873 Think my parents are gonna get a divorce? Think my parents are gonna get a divorce?
338 00:18:47,209 00:18:48,752 I don't know, man. I hope not. I don't know, man. I hope not.
339 00:18:49,628 00:18:52,631 Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend. Melanie's parents got divorced. Her mom lives with her boyfriend.
340 00:18:52,714 00:18:53,799 That's gross. That's gross.
341 00:18:55,300 00:18:57,469 Isn't that the cute chick across the street? Isn't that the cute chick across the street?
342 00:18:57,928 00:19:00,430 Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross. Ms. Dryer is not cute. She's gross.
343 00:19:00,514 00:19:01,849 Her boyfriend's like 20. Her boyfriend's like 20.
344 00:19:01,932 00:19:04,518 Not her. Melanie. Not her. Melanie.
345 00:19:05,853 00:19:08,230 I wouldn't say she's cute. I wouldn't say she's cute.
346 00:19:08,313 00:19:11,066 Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute. Oh, I would. I would say she's super-duper cute.
347 00:19:11,483 00:19:14,319 [stammers] I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work. [stammers] I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work.
348 00:19:14,403 00:19:16,488 Whatever. You want your tongues to touch. Whatever. You want your tongues to touch.
349 00:19:17,114 00:19:18,073 Nope. No way. Nope. No way.
350 00:19:18,157 00:19:21,076 -Oh, you're in denial. -You're an... asshole. -Oh, you're in denial. -You're an... asshole.
351 00:19:21,160 00:19:22,786 [laughing] [laughing]
352 00:19:23,245 00:19:24,997 Oh, my God. That was so great. Oh, my God. That was so great.
353 00:19:26,957 00:19:29,543 But you'll be all right if your parents break up. But you'll be all right if your parents break up.
354 00:19:29,626 00:19:32,588 I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself. I mean... you just gotta take care of yourself.
355 00:19:33,130 00:19:36,508 Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it. Gotta figure out what you want, and then do what you can to get it.
356 00:19:39,928 00:19:40,929 [Cole sighs] [Cole sighs]
357 00:19:43,557 00:19:44,683 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
358 00:19:45,225 00:19:46,560 Ah, shit, dude, it's super late. Ah, shit, dude, it's super late.
359 00:19:47,811 00:19:50,397 -I'm not tired. -Well, I know you're not. I am. -I'm not tired. -Well, I know you're not. I am.
360 00:19:51,773 00:19:54,443 [snaps fingers] If I give you a shot, will you go to bed? [snaps fingers] If I give you a shot, will you go to bed?
361 00:19:55,736 00:19:58,405 -I don't know, maybe. -I'll make it a double. -I don't know, maybe. -I'll make it a double.
362 00:19:59,114 00:20:01,241 -You'll sleep like a rock. -Okay. -You'll sleep like a rock. -Okay.
363 00:20:03,702 00:20:05,287 Here you are, my good sir. Here you are, my good sir.
364 00:20:06,079 00:20:08,040 Don't say a word of this to your parents. Don't say a word of this to your parents.
365 00:20:09,166 00:20:11,501 My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time. My dad lets me drink Mike's all the time.
366 00:20:11,585 00:20:13,962 Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. Dude, that is the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life.
367 00:20:19,927 00:20:21,470 You're not gonna do it with me? You're not gonna do it with me?
368 00:20:23,138 00:20:25,057 All right, sure. I'll be right back. All right, sure. I'll be right back.
369 00:20:46,578 00:20:47,621 [coughing] [coughing]
370 00:20:47,704 00:20:48,914 You did it without me? You did it without me?
371 00:20:50,832 00:20:52,251 Cheers. Cheers.
372 00:20:53,293 00:20:54,336 Whew. Whew.
373 00:20:56,505 00:20:58,340 -[Melanie on phone] She's getting laid. -[chuckles] -[Melanie on phone] She's getting laid. -[chuckles]
374 00:20:58,423 00:21:00,717 -I'm gonna find out. -Wow, I'm impressed. -I'm gonna find out. -Wow, I'm impressed.
375 00:21:00,801 00:21:03,345 That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it. That's actually pervy, though, watching people do it.
376 00:21:03,428 00:21:06,640 I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep. I'm not a perv. I just wanna know what happens after I go to sleep.
377 00:21:08,725 00:21:09,601 I gotta go. I gotta go.
378 00:21:10,435 00:21:11,645 [phone beeps] [phone beeps]
379 00:21:11,728 00:21:14,064 -No. -[footsteps approaching] -No. -[footsteps approaching]
380 00:21:14,856 00:21:15,857 [knock on door] [knock on door]
381 00:21:16,400 00:21:17,359 Enter. Enter.
382 00:21:19,027 00:21:19,861 You sleepy? You sleepy?
383 00:21:20,737 00:21:22,364 Yeah, I'm really tired. Yeah, I'm really tired.
384 00:21:23,323 00:21:25,742 Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow. Well, rest up. The party continues tomorrow.
385 00:21:26,285 00:21:28,912 You need anything? All right. You need anything? All right.
386 00:21:28,996 00:21:30,539 -Bee? -Yeah? -Bee? -Yeah?
387 00:21:34,001 00:21:37,754 Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay. Thanks for knowing me and treating me like I was okay.
388 00:21:40,841 00:21:42,134 You don't think you're okay? You don't think you're okay?
389 00:21:49,057 00:21:49,891 I mean... I mean...
390 00:21:52,978 00:21:54,646 I wanna feel normal, but... I wanna feel normal, but...
391 00:21:58,150 00:22:00,068 I just feel weird most of the time. I just feel weird most of the time.
392 00:22:03,822 00:22:04,990 Well, I like weird. Well, I like weird.
393 00:22:06,491 00:22:07,367 All of the time. All of the time.
394 00:22:09,202 00:22:12,664 So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior. So, just imagine how all the girls are gonna love you when you're a senior.
395 00:22:13,915 00:22:14,750 [sniffles] [sniffles]
396 00:22:16,501 00:22:17,669 See you in the morning. See you in the morning.
397 00:22:18,211 00:22:19,254 Good night, dude. Good night, dude.
398 00:22:33,685 00:22:35,187 [doorbell rings] [doorbell rings]
399 00:22:36,063 00:22:37,564 [people chattering nearby] [people chattering nearby]
400 00:22:40,817 00:22:42,360 Ew. Orgy? Ew. Orgy?
401 00:22:44,988 00:22:45,822 Orgy? Orgy?
402 00:22:51,369 00:22:53,038 [woman moaning on phone] [woman moaning on phone]
403 00:23:26,488 00:23:28,490 [indistinct chattering] [indistinct chattering]
404 00:23:28,782 00:23:29,783 [man] Spin it. [man] Spin it.
405 00:23:52,305 00:23:53,140 [Allison] Whoo! [Allison] Whoo!
406 00:23:53,348 00:23:55,517 -[Max] Yeah! -[John] We lit. We lit. -[Max] Yeah! -[John] We lit. We lit.
407 00:23:56,726 00:23:57,561 Truth me. Truth me.
408 00:23:58,436 00:24:02,524 Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most? Out of everybody here, who would you want to sleep with the most?
409 00:24:04,943 00:24:06,653 -Sonya. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. -Sonya. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah.
410 00:24:06,736 00:24:07,779 [laughing] [laughing]
411 00:24:07,863 00:24:08,947 Hundred percent. Hundred percent.
412 00:24:09,447 00:24:12,200 -Come on. -Sam, you're a close second, stud. -Come on. -Sam, you're a close second, stud.
413 00:24:12,284 00:24:13,910 -[John] Damn. -Okay. My turn. -[John] Damn. -Okay. My turn.
414 00:24:14,494 00:24:15,495 [Max grunts] [Max grunts]
415 00:24:15,954 00:24:18,206 -[Allison] Yo, people. -[John] To this bad girl. -[Allison] Yo, people. -[John] To this bad girl.
416 00:24:18,290 00:24:20,083 Bee, truth or dare. Bee, truth or dare.
417 00:24:22,043 00:24:23,170 Dare. Dare.
418 00:24:23,253 00:24:24,254 [all shout] [all shout]
419 00:24:24,337 00:24:27,674 -I dare you to kiss everyone here. -[Allison chuckles] -I dare you to kiss everyone here. -[Allison chuckles]
420 00:24:27,757 00:24:29,968 -Yes. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah. -Yes. -[Allison] Ooh, yeah.
421 00:24:30,051 00:24:31,928 -[John] She got balls. -[Sonya] I need to watch. -[John] She got balls. -[Sonya] I need to watch.
422 00:24:32,012 00:24:33,388 [Sonya chuckling] [Sonya chuckling]
423 00:24:34,514 00:24:35,515 All right. All right.
424 00:24:35,599 00:24:38,310 -That's what I'm talking about. -[Sonya] I'm excited for that. -That's what I'm talking about. -[Sonya] I'm excited for that.
425 00:24:38,393 00:24:40,103 -[Max] That's all I'm looking for. -[Allison] Hold on. -[Max] That's all I'm looking for. -[Allison] Hold on.
426 00:24:40,187 00:24:41,021 [John] Let's go. [John] Let's go.
427 00:24:42,272 00:24:43,106 I'm ready. I'm ready.
428 00:24:43,190 00:24:45,108 ♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪ ♪ Everybody loves the sunshine ♪
429 00:24:46,943 00:24:49,905 [in deep voice] I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you. [in deep voice] I know it was you, Fredo. I know it was you.
430 00:24:51,031 00:24:51,990 [all laughing] [all laughing]
431 00:24:52,073 00:24:54,034 -Thank you. -Is that Lord of the Rings? -Thank you. -Is that Lord of the Rings?
432 00:24:54,117 00:24:55,911 That was The Godfather Part II . That was The Godfather Part II .
433 00:24:56,161 00:24:57,245 I love her. I love her.
434 00:24:57,329 00:24:58,246 [all laughing] [all laughing]
435 00:24:58,330 00:25:01,041 -[Bee] All right, this is easy. Come on. -[Max] That was pretty good. -[Bee] All right, this is easy. Come on. -[Max] That was pretty good.
436 00:25:01,124 00:25:03,126 [Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" playing] [Bow Wow Wow's "I Want Candy" playing]
437 00:25:06,087 00:25:07,130 [Max] Oh, okay. [Max] Oh, okay.
438 00:25:08,048 00:25:09,674 [John] Y'all rehearsed this. [John] Y'all rehearsed this.
439 00:25:14,346 00:25:16,514 ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪ ♪ Go to see him when the sun goes down ♪
440 00:25:18,516 00:25:20,977 ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪ ♪ Ain't no finer boy in town ♪
441 00:25:23,021 00:25:25,482 ♪ You're my guy What the doctor ordered ♪ ♪ You're my guy What the doctor ordered ♪
442 00:25:27,442 00:25:29,653 ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪ ♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪
443 00:25:31,696 00:25:33,698 ♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
444 00:25:36,159 00:25:38,245 ♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
445 00:25:40,247 00:25:41,498 ♪ Yeah! ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪
446 00:25:49,130 00:25:51,633 ♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
447 00:25:53,593 00:25:55,971 ♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
448 00:25:57,889 00:26:00,016 ♪ I want candy ♪ ♪ I want candy ♪
449 00:26:02,143 00:26:04,271 [pants] Wait, just give me-- [pants] Wait, just give me--
450 00:26:05,021 00:26:06,815 Give me a second to process that shit. Give me a second to process that shit.
451 00:26:06,898 00:26:09,609 -[John] You raised by Rick James? -I'm thinking a redo. -[John] You raised by Rick James? -I'm thinking a redo.
452 00:26:09,693 00:26:11,152 -That's amazing. -[laughing] -That's amazing. -[laughing]
453 00:26:11,236 00:26:14,531 Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that?
454 00:26:14,614 00:26:15,865 There you go. Mm. There you go. Mm.
455 00:26:17,284 00:26:19,244 -[Bee giggles] -Fuck, yeah. -[Bee giggles] -Fuck, yeah.
456 00:26:19,661 00:26:20,495 Come on. Come on.
457 00:26:20,578 00:26:21,955 [Allison laughing] [Allison laughing]
458 00:26:22,038 00:26:24,207 -Whoo! -[Sonya] Yeah! -Whoo! -[Sonya] Yeah!
459 00:26:25,667 00:26:26,710 [John] Oh, Bee! [John] Oh, Bee!
460 00:26:26,793 00:26:28,211 -[all laughing] -[John groans] -[all laughing] -[John groans]
461 00:26:28,295 00:26:29,421 Bee, what the hell? Bee, what the hell?
462 00:26:29,504 00:26:32,382 You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face?
463 00:26:33,466 00:26:34,968 Damn, that's all I'm asking. Damn, that's all I'm asking.
464 00:26:35,051 00:26:36,761 -[Bee] All right. -[John] Freaky shit. -[Bee] All right. -[John] Freaky shit.
465 00:26:37,971 00:26:40,807 Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning.
466 00:26:42,642 00:26:43,643 [Max laughing] Okay. [Max laughing] Okay.
467 00:26:47,188 00:26:48,231 -[John] Weird. -[Bee] Hi. -[John] Weird. -[Bee] Hi.
468 00:26:48,315 00:26:50,775 -[John howling] -[Allison laughing] Yeah! -[John howling] -[Allison laughing] Yeah!
469 00:26:51,192 00:26:53,486 [Max cat-calling] Sammy's turn. [Max cat-calling] Sammy's turn.
470 00:26:54,613 00:26:56,281 -[John laughing] -[Max chanting] Sammy. -[John laughing] -[Max chanting] Sammy.
471 00:26:56,364 00:26:58,575 -[Allison] She's so hot. -[John] Okay. -[Allison] She's so hot. -[John] Okay.
472 00:27:00,160 00:27:01,619 [Max] Come on, Sam. You got this. [Max] Come on, Sam. You got this.
473 00:27:02,120 00:27:03,246 Make out with her. Make out with her.
474 00:27:03,621 00:27:04,456 [Sam] I'm sorry. [Sam] I'm sorry.
475 00:27:05,373 00:27:09,502 This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys.
476 00:27:09,586 00:27:12,047 [Max] Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? [Max] Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud?
477 00:27:12,589 00:27:14,924 -Sam, don't be a puss. -[Sam] I don't even know you guys. -Sam, don't be a puss. -[Sam] I don't even know you guys.
478 00:27:15,008 00:27:16,301 [Sam] I'm not. I'm-- I just-- [Sam] I'm not. I'm-- I just--
479 00:27:16,926 00:27:19,054 -You're staring at me. -[Max] Oh, we're not looking. -You're staring at me. -[Max] Oh, we're not looking.
480 00:27:19,137 00:27:20,347 [Allison] Hey, it's not weird. [Allison] Hey, it's not weird.
481 00:27:20,847 00:27:21,931 -[Bee] Hey. -[John] Yeah. -[Bee] Hey. -[John] Yeah.
482 00:27:22,015 00:27:23,266 Just close your eyes. Just close your eyes.
483 00:27:23,683 00:27:24,726 Okay? Okay?
484 00:27:24,809 00:27:26,311 Pretend they're not even here. Pretend they're not even here.
485 00:27:27,228 00:27:28,063 You can do this. You can do this.
486 00:27:28,730 00:27:29,773 You got this. You got this.
487 00:27:30,649 00:27:31,691 [hushes] [hushes]
488 00:27:35,528 00:27:39,032 Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here.
489 00:27:41,409 00:27:42,285 Do you trust me? Do you trust me?
490 00:27:43,953 00:27:44,788 Yes. Yes.
491 00:27:44,871 00:27:46,039 Just relax. Just relax.
492 00:27:47,040 00:27:49,250 It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun.
493 00:27:50,543 00:27:52,045 [John howls] [John howls]
494 00:27:52,629 00:27:53,672 There he goes. There he goes.
495 00:27:54,672 00:27:55,673 [John chuckles] [John chuckles]
496 00:28:10,438 00:28:12,190 [screaming] [screaming]
497 00:28:26,621 00:28:27,497 Shh. Shh.
498 00:28:29,165 00:28:32,293 You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this.
499 00:28:32,836 00:28:35,880 I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise.
500 00:28:35,964 00:28:38,258 [grunts] Did he just say "porpoise"? [grunts] Did he just say "porpoise"?
501 00:28:38,341 00:28:39,592 Yo, I think he did. Yo, I think he did.
502 00:28:39,676 00:28:41,761 He didn't even get a chance to understand. He didn't even get a chance to understand.
503 00:28:42,262 00:28:43,471 [panting] [panting]
504 00:28:44,639 00:28:45,557 Ready? Ready?
505 00:28:46,224 00:28:47,475 -[Sonya] Ready. -Yep. -[Sonya] Ready. -Yep.
506 00:28:48,935 00:28:50,687 -[John grunts] Oh, okay. -[exhales] -[John grunts] Oh, okay. -[exhales]
507 00:28:52,063 00:28:53,356 [John] That shit leaking. [John] That shit leaking.
508 00:28:58,236 00:29:01,406 Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood.
509 00:29:02,115 00:29:04,159 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit. -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit.
510 00:29:04,242 00:29:06,953 [John yells] Oh, shit! [John yells] Oh, shit!
511 00:29:07,036 00:29:09,914 [Max] All that blood was just in his boner. [Max] All that blood was just in his boner.
512 00:29:09,998 00:29:12,917 Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you. Max, don't laugh, okay? John, relax. This blood is serving you.
513 00:29:13,001 00:29:15,587 I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth. I did not sign up for this shit to serve me in my mouth.
514 00:29:15,670 00:29:18,214 This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever. This shit's still warm. I think he got a fever.
515 00:29:18,298 00:29:21,718 You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John? You know what you signed up for. You want to go platinum, John?
516 00:29:21,801 00:29:24,429 Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil. Things can get messy when you make a deal with the devil.
517 00:29:24,512 00:29:25,555 Now collect it. Now collect it.
518 00:29:25,638 00:29:26,890 -[John] Like this? -[Bee] There you go. -[John] Like this? -[Bee] There you go.
519 00:29:26,973 00:29:30,435 [Allison] How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true. [Allison] How long is this gonna take? I just want my shit to come true.
520 00:29:31,186 00:29:33,646 [Bee] Allison, you'll all get what you want. [Bee] Allison, you'll all get what you want.
521 00:29:38,985 00:29:40,403 Okay, let's go. Okay, let's go.
522 00:29:42,697 00:29:45,074 [John] I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit. [John] I don't think this is funny. Look at my outfit.
523 00:29:45,158 00:29:47,911 I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off. I just got this shit, you feel me? Thirty percent off.
524 00:29:47,994 00:29:50,663 Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games. Macy's. Top rack. I don't play games.
525 00:29:50,747 00:29:52,415 You look like Carrie, You look like Carrie,
526 00:29:52,499 00:29:55,001 -but black. -Carrie would've been better black. -but black. -Carrie would've been better black.
527 00:29:55,084 00:29:57,629 She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right? She would have been covered in Hennessy, all right?
528 00:29:57,712 00:30:00,340 What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch. What are you wearing? Looking like Big Bird's side bitch.
529 00:30:00,423 00:30:03,551 I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously. I just came from a game. That's why I'm wearing this, obviously.
530 00:30:03,635 00:30:05,011 I was not gonna miss this. I was not gonna miss this.
531 00:30:06,471 00:30:10,308 Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard. Look at this shit. That would go viral so hard.
532 00:30:10,391 00:30:12,185 I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice. I mean, nobody's done human sacrifice.
533 00:30:12,268 00:30:14,229 People have always done human sacrifice. People have always done human sacrifice.
534 00:30:14,312 00:30:18,233 Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people. Yeah, but, like... not in America with hot people.
535 00:30:18,316 00:30:20,610 Sonya, get the cases. Sonya, get the cases.
536 00:30:21,069 00:30:23,613 Listen, when you're done being totally useless, Listen, when you're done being totally useless,
537 00:30:23,696 00:30:27,617 get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG. get a rag and wipe Sacrifice Samuel out my damn eye. OMG.
538 00:30:27,700 00:30:28,785 Hey. Hey.
539 00:30:28,868 00:30:29,869 Nice one, John. Nice one, John.
540 00:30:29,953 00:30:32,247 [gasps] Oh, my God. [gasps] Oh, my God.
541 00:30:32,789 00:30:35,124 I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me. I've got Sacrifice Samuel all over me.
542 00:30:36,167 00:30:37,293 What's in the box? What's in the box?
543 00:30:42,465 00:30:45,969 Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do? Yo, so, Bee, why do you need the book if you already know what to do?
544 00:30:46,094 00:30:48,304 It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven. It's like Jesus asking directions to heaven.
545 00:30:48,513 00:30:49,931 Just fucking go up, you know? Just fucking go up, you know?
546 00:30:50,473 00:30:54,102 Well, the Jews have their scrolls, Well, the Jews have their scrolls,
547 00:30:54,185 00:30:55,979 Christians have their Bibles, Christians have their Bibles,
548 00:30:56,062 00:30:57,856 and the devil has his verses. and the devil has his verses.
549 00:30:58,398 00:31:00,817 Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate. Don't touch it. It's very old and very delicate.
550 00:31:01,359 00:31:02,277 It's the only one. It's the only one.
551 00:31:02,986 00:31:05,613 You recite the verse while the blood hits the page. You recite the verse while the blood hits the page.
552 00:31:05,697 00:31:07,323 Without it, none of this happens. Without it, none of this happens.
553 00:31:09,325 00:31:13,246 Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent. Let's get started before we head upstairs and get the blood of the innocent.
554 00:31:13,329 00:31:14,831 [gasps] [gasps]
555 00:31:26,301 00:31:27,427 [woman] 911, what's your emergency? [woman] 911, what's your emergency?
556 00:31:27,510 00:31:30,471 My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room. My name is Cole Johnson. A guy was murdered in my living room.
557 00:31:30,555 00:31:33,433 The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive. The address is, uh... 2455 Bigby Drive.
558 00:31:33,516 00:31:36,936 -Can you please send someone? - Are the attackers still in the house? -Can you please send someone? - Are the attackers still in the house?
559 00:31:37,020 00:31:38,605 They're downstairs having a blast. They're downstairs having a blast.
560 00:31:38,688 00:31:40,648 - How many are there, Cole? -Too many. - How many are there, Cole? -Too many.
561 00:31:40,732 00:31:44,402 Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city. Can you please get my mom? She's at the Hyatt in the city.
562 00:31:44,569 00:31:45,528 Living large. Living large.
563 00:31:45,612 00:31:49,157 Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden. Of course, Cole. Now listen to me. It's important that you stay hidden.
564 00:31:50,325 00:31:53,453 -I gotta protect myself. Thanks. -Do not do that. No, no, no-- -I gotta protect myself. Thanks. -Do not do that. No, no, no--
565 00:32:20,104 00:32:23,650 -Okay. -[chattering] -Okay. -[chattering]
566 00:32:36,829 00:32:39,540 [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells. [Bee] ...we shed about 15 percent of our dead cells.
567 00:32:39,624 00:32:40,583 [John] Whoo! [John] Whoo!
568 00:32:42,085 00:32:44,170 Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied. Yo, this kid's hobby must be getting bullied.
569 00:32:45,964 00:32:47,382 He's reading The Secret? He's reading The Secret?
570 00:32:47,465 00:32:50,051 He's ten years old. What secret he need to know? He's ten years old. What secret he need to know?
571 00:32:50,551 00:32:51,594 Won't he hear us? Won't he hear us?
572 00:32:52,095 00:32:54,973 With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no. With the amount of drugs I gave him? Hell, no.
573 00:32:55,682 00:32:59,686 -[Sonya] Good boy. Pretty boy. -Do you have the needle? -[Sonya] Good boy. Pretty boy. -Do you have the needle?
574 00:33:01,771 00:33:03,189 Of course, I have the needle. Of course, I have the needle.
575 00:33:08,361 00:33:11,197 You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood. You know, there is a faster way to get all that blood.
576 00:33:12,407 00:33:14,033 [Bee] What happens when you kill someone? [Bee] What happens when you kill someone?
577 00:33:14,117 00:33:16,369 [John] They lose, like, all they Instagram followers. [John] They lose, like, all they Instagram followers.
578 00:33:16,452 00:33:19,497 -[gasps] Oh, my God, that would suck. -No, they die. -[gasps] Oh, my God, that would suck. -No, they die.
579 00:33:19,580 00:33:21,833 And then I'd have to find another innocent kid. And then I'd have to find another innocent kid.
580 00:33:21,916 00:33:25,628 And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit. And all of this only works if we get that top-shelf pure shit.
581 00:33:27,088 00:33:29,340 And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us. And Cole is basically a faucet of that for us.
582 00:33:41,519 00:33:43,187 [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual... [Bee] After this, we finish the ritual...
583 00:33:44,272 00:33:45,732 and your wish comes true. and your wish comes true.
584 00:33:49,193 00:33:50,820 -Damn, I missed the vein. -[Sonya] Mm. -Damn, I missed the vein. -[Sonya] Mm.
585 00:33:53,031 00:33:55,450 [Bee] Premium real estate. Go for it. [Bee] Premium real estate. Go for it.
586 00:33:58,661 00:34:00,663 [Sonya incanting] [Sonya incanting]
587 00:34:09,130 00:34:10,715 Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid. Wait, you gotta give him a Band-Aid.
588 00:34:10,798 00:34:12,467 Okay. Let's go mix some blood. Okay. Let's go mix some blood.
589 00:34:12,550 00:34:13,760 John, alley-oop. John, alley-oop.
590 00:34:14,844 00:34:15,928 [John] LeBron James. [John] LeBron James.
591 00:34:19,140 00:34:19,974 Good boy. Good boy.
592 00:34:43,706 00:34:45,708 [panting] [panting]
593 00:35:49,105 00:35:50,106 Why is he shirtless? Why is he shirtless?
594 00:35:51,440 00:35:55,027 -That's your first question? -How can you ask that? Just look at him. -That's your first question? -How can you ask that? Just look at him.
595 00:35:55,111 00:35:56,195 I still don't get it. I still don't get it.
596 00:35:59,240 00:36:00,616 [grunting] [grunting]
597 00:36:01,617 00:36:02,869 Give him a cookie. Give him a cookie.
598 00:36:05,121 00:36:07,957 -No, thanks. -Eat the cookie. -No, thanks. -Eat the cookie.
599 00:36:08,541 00:36:11,127 I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that. I just don't really like cookies, okay? Bee knows that.
600 00:36:13,462 00:36:15,590 You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted. You'll feel better if you eat. You fainted.
601 00:36:15,673 00:36:16,591 No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
602 00:36:16,674 00:36:17,508 Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
603 00:36:18,676 00:36:19,844 After I took your blood, After I took your blood,
604 00:36:19,927 00:36:22,305 I waited in the room, because something felt off. I waited in the room, because something felt off.
605 00:36:22,388 00:36:25,224 I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up, I crouched behind the door. A few seconds later, you got up,
606 00:36:25,308 00:36:27,935 tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window. tied a sheet to your bed, threw the sheet out the window.
607 00:36:28,019 00:36:30,354 And then you fainted. So, you know... And then you fainted. So, you know...
608 00:36:30,438 00:36:32,356 Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie. Your blood sugar is low. Eat the cookie.
609 00:36:38,446 00:36:39,322 Are you mad at me? Are you mad at me?
610 00:36:39,906 00:36:41,490 Cookie. Cookie.
611 00:36:43,075 00:36:45,411 This is gonna be so good. This is gonna be so good.
612 00:36:47,079 00:36:47,914 What the... What the...
613 00:36:48,915 00:36:50,082 Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go.
614 00:36:50,875 00:36:52,001 There you go. There you go.
615 00:36:55,421 00:36:56,422 That's a good boy. That's a good boy.
616 00:37:04,722 00:37:07,266 -Why are you awake, Cole? -Because I couldn't sleep. -Why are you awake, Cole? -Because I couldn't sleep.
617 00:37:07,350 00:37:09,227 -I don't believe you. -[Cole] Okay, fine. I-- -I don't believe you. -[Cole] Okay, fine. I--
618 00:37:09,310 00:37:10,895 I was gonna go smoke in the woods. I was gonna go smoke in the woods.
619 00:37:10,978 00:37:12,688 [Bee] You were gonna go smoke in the woods. [Bee] You were gonna go smoke in the woods.
620 00:37:13,856 00:37:17,068 Yeah. You know, like... marijuana. Yeah. You know, like... marijuana.
621 00:37:17,151 00:37:19,737 You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man. You weren't gonna share with your boy? Come on, man.
622 00:37:19,820 00:37:22,490 We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire. We could've got high, listen to my mix tape. My shit's fire.
623 00:37:22,573 00:37:24,951 -I wanna smoke pot. -Why didn't you drink the shot? -I wanna smoke pot. -Why didn't you drink the shot?
624 00:37:25,034 00:37:27,370 Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood? Why is he shirtless? Why did you take my blood?
625 00:37:27,453 00:37:29,997 -Cole. -Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol. -Cole. -Okay. Fine. Because I don't like alcohol.
626 00:37:30,081 00:37:32,708 I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool. I just drank it because I wanted you to think I was cool.
627 00:37:35,836 00:37:37,755 Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol? Why did you give a 12-year-old alcohol?
628 00:37:37,838 00:37:40,508 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out 'Cause I put shit in that alcohol that makes them conk out
629 00:37:40,591 00:37:41,759 for eight hours or more. for eight hours or more.
630 00:37:43,386 00:37:44,512 What else did you see? What else did you see?
631 00:37:45,888 00:37:47,390 I just see you. I just see you.
632 00:37:48,182 00:37:51,143 And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house. And these assholes, who I don't know, in my house.
633 00:37:54,021 00:37:57,358 -Why is his shirt covered in blood? -No one would let me borrow a shirt. -Why is his shirt covered in blood? -No one would let me borrow a shirt.
634 00:37:58,317 00:38:00,361 -That's not even an answer. -Oh, my God. -That's not even an answer. -Oh, my God.
635 00:38:00,444 00:38:03,948 Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope. Does he not see the mirror behind him? We can see you cutting the rope.
636 00:38:05,700 00:38:06,784 Well, he does now. Well, he does now.
637 00:38:09,161 00:38:11,205 Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope. Aw, it's so cute, you're still cutting the rope.
638 00:38:11,289 00:38:13,833 Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you? Look at you. You're really trying there, aren't you?
639 00:38:15,126 00:38:17,712 -Why are you cutting ropes? -I don't like being tied up. -Why are you cutting ropes? -I don't like being tied up.
640 00:38:17,795 00:38:19,672 -Why do you have a knife? -It was a gift. -Why do you have a knife? -It was a gift.
641 00:38:19,755 00:38:20,631 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
642 00:38:21,257 00:38:22,633 He's still cutting the ropes. He's still cutting the ropes.
643 00:38:23,175 00:38:25,136 Determined little fucker, aren't you? Determined little fucker, aren't you?
644 00:38:26,637 00:38:29,140 Look, I won't tell anyone. Look, I won't tell anyone.
645 00:38:29,223 00:38:31,684 Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets. Okay? You know me. I'm good with secrets.
646 00:38:32,059 00:38:34,437 I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy I won't tell my parents that you were having an orgy
647 00:38:34,520 00:38:35,855 and needed my blood to do it. and needed my blood to do it.
648 00:38:35,938 00:38:37,398 [John and Allison laughing] [John and Allison laughing]
649 00:38:42,445 00:38:44,488 Do you even know what an orgy is? Do you even know what an orgy is?
650 00:38:45,031 00:38:47,074 I'm guessing it's something sad people do I'm guessing it's something sad people do
651 00:38:47,158 00:38:49,535 'cause they want other sad people to like them, 'cause they want other sad people to like them,
652 00:38:50,036 00:38:53,039 and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general. and they can forget for one minute how sad they are in general.
653 00:38:54,123 00:38:56,000 That's actually a pretty good answer. That's actually a pretty good answer.
654 00:38:56,625 00:38:58,794 It was for a science project, okay? It was for a science project, okay?
655 00:38:59,545 00:39:00,379 The orgy? The orgy?
656 00:39:00,921 00:39:02,381 No. The blood. No. The blood.
657 00:39:02,465 00:39:04,717 Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together. Orgy is when a bunch of people have sex together.
658 00:39:04,800 00:39:06,052 We wouldn't need your blood for that. We wouldn't need your blood for that.
659 00:39:09,055 00:39:10,723 You could've just asked. You could've just asked.
660 00:39:11,307 00:39:13,768 I would've let you have some blood for science. I would've let you have some blood for science.
661 00:39:13,893 00:39:15,644 I knew you were afraid of needles. I knew you were afraid of needles.
662 00:39:15,728 00:39:17,688 This was clearly a misunderstanding. This was clearly a misunderstanding.
663 00:39:17,772 00:39:18,939 Sonya, untie him. Sonya, untie him.
664 00:39:19,940 00:39:21,984 I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good? I'm sorry we scared you, Cole. We good?
665 00:39:22,360 00:39:23,277 [police sirens wailing] [police sirens wailing]
666 00:39:24,445 00:39:25,905 -[John] Oh, shit. -[screaming] -[John] Oh, shit. -[screaming]
667 00:39:26,781 00:39:28,741 -[Max] Shut up! -Holy fuck! -[Max] Shut up! -Holy fuck!
668 00:39:28,824 00:39:30,868 -Not good. -Fucking police. -Not good. -Fucking police.
669 00:39:31,452 00:39:33,204 Why are the cops outside, Cole? Why are the cops outside, Cole?
670 00:39:33,537 00:39:35,206 -I don't know. -Did you call them? -I don't know. -Did you call them?
671 00:39:35,289 00:39:38,000 -No. You said you were in the room. -Makes me think you saw something -No. You said you were in the room. -Makes me think you saw something
672 00:39:38,084 00:39:40,461 that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole? that scared you enough to call the cops. Right, Cole?
673 00:39:42,171 00:39:43,839 -[knock on door] -Oh, fuck! -[knock on door] -Oh, fuck!
674 00:39:43,923 00:39:45,007 Answer me, Cole. Answer me, Cole.
675 00:39:45,549 00:39:47,968 Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about-- Help! Help! I'm tied up inside! They're about--
676 00:39:48,844 00:39:50,096 [grunts] Ow. [grunts] Ow.
677 00:39:51,097 00:39:52,723 -Oh, shit! -[officer] Everybody, freeze! -Oh, shit! -[officer] Everybody, freeze!
678 00:39:52,807 00:39:55,351 [officer 2] Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now! [officer 2] Hands up, now! Put your hands up! Now!
679 00:39:55,434 00:39:56,477 -Now! -[Max] Here we go. -Now! -[Max] Here we go.
680 00:39:56,560 00:39:57,937 -[officer] Hands up! -[John] Oh! -[officer] Hands up! -[John] Oh!
681 00:39:58,062 00:39:59,814 [screaming] [screaming]
682 00:39:59,897 00:40:01,690 -[chuckles] -[officer] Shit! -[chuckles] -[officer] Shit!
683 00:40:01,774 00:40:05,319 Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me? Hands up. Don't shoot, man. Black lives matter, too. You feel me?
684 00:40:05,403 00:40:06,862 [Allison] Bee! [Allison] Bee!
685 00:40:06,987 00:40:07,947 -Oh! -[Max] Oh, shit! -Oh! -[Max] Oh, shit!
686 00:40:08,739 00:40:09,824 Titty gone! Titty gone!
687 00:40:10,366 00:40:11,492 Titty gone! Titty gone!
688 00:40:11,575 00:40:14,662 Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move! Don't you move. Keep your hands up. Nobody move!
689 00:40:15,830 00:40:17,498 -[screams] -Don't you move. -[screams] -Don't you move.
690 00:40:17,581 00:40:18,916 [John] Chill with the gun stuff. [John] Chill with the gun stuff.
691 00:40:18,999 00:40:21,085 Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa-- Chill. You Mexican, right? Look, I speak Spa--
692 00:40:21,168 00:40:23,212 Lo siento , my nigga, lo siento. Lo siento , my nigga, lo siento.
693 00:40:24,630 00:40:26,090 [shouting] [shouting]
694 00:40:26,465 00:40:28,426 -Are you serious? -[laughing] -Are you serious? -[laughing]
695 00:40:30,302 00:40:31,679 [screaming] [screaming]
696 00:40:31,762 00:40:33,139 [John] Max, what you doing, man? [John] Max, what you doing, man?
697 00:40:33,222 00:40:35,558 -[John] Max, what you doing, man? -No, no, no! -[John] Max, what you doing, man? -No, no, no!
698 00:40:36,308 00:40:37,560 -[officer 2 shouting] -Oh. -[officer 2 shouting] -Oh.
699 00:40:38,727 00:40:40,396 [grunting] [grunting]
700 00:40:40,479 00:40:41,313 No! No!
701 00:40:43,023 00:40:44,275 Harder. Harder.
702 00:40:45,985 00:40:47,736 [screaming] [screaming]
703 00:40:48,362 00:40:49,405 Whoo! Whoo!
704 00:40:49,488 00:40:52,283 Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD. Look, man. Three out of four people got an STD.
705 00:40:52,450 00:40:54,034 I got two people's blood on me. I got two people's blood on me.
706 00:40:54,535 00:40:57,288 You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS. You do the math. I got AIDS. I know I got AIDS.
707 00:40:57,371 00:40:58,664 You killed him! You killed him!
708 00:40:59,165 00:41:01,417 -Kind of your fault, bud. -Are you insane? -Kind of your fault, bud. -Are you insane?
709 00:41:01,500 00:41:02,835 No, Cole. I'm just trying-- No, Cole. I'm just trying--
710 00:41:02,918 00:41:06,589 [man on radio] What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive? [man on radio] What's the status of that 187 call on Bigby Drive?
711 00:41:09,383 00:41:10,426 [John] Look, man. [John] Look, man.
712 00:41:10,509 00:41:12,761 I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man. I can't go to jail. Y'all killed the cops, man.
713 00:41:12,845 00:41:14,555 I ain't involved with this shit. I ain't involved with this shit.
714 00:41:14,722 00:41:16,098 It's fine. Max, pick it up. It's fine. Max, pick it up.
715 00:41:16,557 00:41:17,475 [Max chuckles] [Max chuckles]
716 00:41:17,725 00:41:19,059 [John] It's the statistics. [John] It's the statistics.
717 00:41:19,143 00:41:21,645 They say you either end up in jail or dead. They say you either end up in jail or dead.
718 00:41:22,146 00:41:24,064 It's gonna be both for me, Bee. It's gonna be both for me, Bee.
719 00:41:24,148 00:41:26,859 -What's the code for "all clear"? -[man] What's your status? -What's the code for "all clear"? -[man] What's your status?
720 00:41:27,401 00:41:28,986 Just say "all clear." Just say "all clear."
721 00:41:29,069 00:41:30,529 [Sonya] Why would he know cop codes? [Sonya] Why would he know cop codes?
722 00:41:30,613 00:41:31,947 [Cole shouts] [Cole shouts]
723 00:41:32,198 00:41:34,116 Stop screaming and act like an adult. Stop screaming and act like an adult.
724 00:41:34,200 00:41:36,076 What's the code? I know you know it. What's the code? I know you know it.
725 00:41:36,160 00:41:38,204 Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes. Little boy here a nerd. Tell them the codes.
726 00:41:38,787 00:41:39,705 What's the code? What's the code?
727 00:41:39,955 00:41:42,041 -Ten-fifty-three. -[John] Punch that shit in. -Ten-fifty-three. -[John] Punch that shit in.
728 00:41:42,541 00:41:45,044 -[man] Bynak, you there? -Wait. -[man] Bynak, you there? -Wait.
729 00:41:47,546 00:41:50,007 [Bee] You don't get it. You look away when you lie. [Bee] You don't get it. You look away when you lie.
730 00:41:52,051 00:41:54,136 You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth. You look me in the eyes and tell me the truth.
731 00:41:54,220 00:41:55,971 What is the code for "all clear"? What is the code for "all clear"?
732 00:42:02,645 00:42:05,022 It's 10-4. Obviously. It's 10-4. Obviously.
733 00:42:05,105 00:42:07,274 What's "we're taking a break to get food"? What's "we're taking a break to get food"?
734 00:42:07,358 00:42:09,401 -[Cole] Say we're taking a break to-- -[Bee] Cole. -[Cole] Say we're taking a break to-- -[Bee] Cole.
735 00:42:09,568 00:42:11,445 [man] Officer Bynak, you need backup? [man] Officer Bynak, you need backup?
736 00:42:11,862 00:42:13,072 Code seven. Code seven.
737 00:42:17,618 00:42:19,870 Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven. Ten-four, all clear. We're code seven.
738 00:42:25,501 00:42:26,627 [man] Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double. [man] Ten-four. Enjoy your double-double.
739 00:42:30,130 00:42:31,382 Should've been a cop. Should've been a cop.
740 00:42:34,093 00:42:36,136 [screaming] [screaming]
741 00:42:37,012 00:42:37,930 Shit. Shit.
742 00:42:38,013 00:42:39,640 [groaning] Ow, ow! [groaning] Ow, ow!
743 00:42:41,183 00:42:42,685 [Allison] Oh, my God. Guys. [Allison] Oh, my God. Guys.
744 00:42:43,143 00:42:45,521 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
745 00:42:45,604 00:42:47,940 Fucking help me. What are you doing? Fucking help me. What are you doing?
746 00:42:48,232 00:42:50,484 Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob. Oh, my God. He shot me in the boob.
747 00:42:50,568 00:42:53,362 What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob? What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob?
748 00:42:54,572 00:42:58,200 -I did not sign up for this shit. -Stop complaining. Stop all your whining. -I did not sign up for this shit. -Stop complaining. Stop all your whining.
749 00:42:58,284 00:43:01,203 They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done. They're totally gonna stop growing. They weren't even done.
750 00:43:01,287 00:43:03,122 Sometimes you gotta settle, all right? Sometimes you gotta settle, all right?
751 00:43:03,205 00:43:05,499 I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat. I got a cousin Chantelle, titties flat.
752 00:43:05,583 00:43:06,917 Personality real good. Personality real good.
753 00:43:07,001 00:43:08,460 Ow. Oh, my God. Ow. Oh, my God.
754 00:43:08,544 00:43:10,462 -Ow! You fucking bitch. -[Sonya laughs] -Ow! You fucking bitch. -[Sonya laughs]
755 00:43:10,546 00:43:11,714 What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
756 00:43:12,840 00:43:16,135 -Get away from me with your fucking beret. -She's gonna bleed out. -Get away from me with your fucking beret. -She's gonna bleed out.
757 00:43:17,052 00:43:18,012 What? No. What? No.
758 00:43:18,095 00:43:20,180 What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed? What do you mean, I'm gonna bleed?
759 00:43:20,264 00:43:22,433 Can we just stick a tampon in it or something? Can we just stick a tampon in it or something?
760 00:43:22,933 00:43:25,978 Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys. Oh, my God. We need to call an ambulance, guys.
761 00:43:26,061 00:43:28,814 I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob. I need an ambulance. I don't wanna lose my boob.
762 00:43:28,897 00:43:29,940 I can't do that. I can't do that.
763 00:43:30,024 00:43:30,858 [Allison] What? [Allison] What?
764 00:43:31,692 00:43:32,651 Why not? Why not?
765 00:43:32,735 00:43:35,070 Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop. Because your boob was shot by a now-dead cop.
766 00:43:35,154 00:43:36,322 Have fun explaining that. Have fun explaining that.
767 00:43:36,405 00:43:38,782 No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee. No dude's gonna motorboat these, Bee.
768 00:43:38,866 00:43:40,492 -[crying] -[mimicking motorboat] -[crying] -[mimicking motorboat]
769 00:43:40,576 00:43:43,037 How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long? How you like it? You want them quick or you want them long?
770 00:43:43,120 00:43:46,040 [continues mimicking motorboat] You want a little spit on them? [continues mimicking motorboat] You want a little spit on them?
771 00:43:48,208 00:43:49,043 [Bee] Cole! [Bee] Cole!
772 00:43:49,335 00:43:51,170 -[Allison] Oh, my God. -[John] Hey, hey, hey. -[Allison] Oh, my God. -[John] Hey, hey, hey.
773 00:43:51,253 00:43:53,589 Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples? Who's gonna want to suck on my nipples?
774 00:43:53,881 00:43:54,715 No one. No one.
775 00:43:54,798 00:43:56,884 [John] Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running. [John] Cole. Come here, Cole. Stop running.
776 00:43:57,384 00:43:59,845 Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy. Come here, little baby. Yeah. Come here, buddy.
777 00:43:59,928 00:44:01,930 Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk. Just wanna talk.
778 00:44:02,514 00:44:03,724 Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch.
779 00:44:03,807 00:44:05,726 Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, this ain't Home Alone. Hey, hey, hey.
780 00:44:06,101 00:44:06,935 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
781 00:44:13,233 00:44:14,068 [exhales] [exhales]
782 00:44:18,322 00:44:19,698 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
783 00:44:20,991 00:44:23,494 Right in the jugular. Yeah! [chuckles] Right in the jugular. Yeah! [chuckles]
784 00:44:24,995 00:44:25,954 [gasps] [gasps]
785 00:44:26,038 00:44:27,915 -Get him. -I got him. -Get him. -I got him.
786 00:44:27,998 00:44:30,209 I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands. I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
787 00:44:30,292 00:44:31,126 Whoo! Whoo!
788 00:44:31,210 00:44:33,671 -Now I gotta clean this up. -[Max] Run, Cole! -Now I gotta clean this up. -[Max] Run, Cole!
789 00:44:34,505 00:44:35,798 I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.
790 00:44:37,341 00:44:38,884 Open the door, Cole. Open the door, Cole.
791 00:44:41,303 00:44:43,305 No locked doors, Cole! No locked doors, Cole!
792 00:44:43,389 00:44:46,266 Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole. Open the door. We just wanna talk, Cole.
793 00:44:49,603 00:44:50,896 Come on, Cole! Come on, Cole!
794 00:44:57,611 00:44:59,071 [panting] [panting]
795 00:45:05,536 00:45:07,496 Hey, Coley. How's it hanging? Hey, Coley. How's it hanging?
796 00:45:08,122 00:45:09,248 [fabric stretching] [fabric stretching]
797 00:45:09,873 00:45:11,917 Please, don't kill me. Please. Please, don't kill me. Please.
798 00:45:15,879 00:45:17,548 No. You're gonna kill me. No. No. You're gonna kill me. No.
799 00:45:19,007 00:45:21,385 Max. It's okay, Max. Please. Max. It's okay, Max. Please.
800 00:45:22,970 00:45:24,138 Got you. Got you.
801 00:45:25,681 00:45:26,807 Ow! Ow!
802 00:45:27,349 00:45:29,601 Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy. Whoa. Deep breaths, buddy.
803 00:45:30,394 00:45:31,687 [coughs, groans] [coughs, groans]
804 00:45:38,277 00:45:39,695 [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley! [Max] I'm right on your ass, Coley!
805 00:45:39,778 00:45:40,821 Keep moving! Keep moving!
806 00:45:43,240 00:45:44,450 Come on, Cole! Come on, Cole!
807 00:45:47,119 00:45:48,579 Where are you, you little shit? Where are you, you little shit?
808 00:45:49,371 00:45:50,539 Cole. Cole.
809 00:45:51,415 00:45:52,249 Coley. Coley.
810 00:45:52,332 00:45:53,167 [panting] [panting]
811 00:46:13,145 00:46:14,480 [shouts] [shouts]
812 00:46:22,029 00:46:23,155 There's a dead guy... There's a dead guy...
813 00:46:25,115 00:46:25,949 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
814 00:46:28,035 00:46:28,869 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
815 00:46:31,914 00:46:33,457 [shouting] [shouting]
816 00:46:35,083 00:46:36,376 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
817 00:46:37,878 00:46:39,296 Bug spray. Blanket. Bug spray. Blanket.
818 00:46:42,466 00:46:43,300 Lighter. Lighter.
819 00:46:52,267 00:46:54,645 Whoa. The Fat Dragon. Whoa. The Fat Dragon.
820 00:46:58,732 00:46:59,691 [Max] Coley! [Max] Coley!
821 00:47:02,069 00:47:03,403 Cole! Cole!
822 00:47:06,740 00:47:08,909 Come out and play! Come out and play!
823 00:47:25,842 00:47:28,136 [Cole panting] [Cole panting]
824 00:47:40,691 00:47:42,150 [footsteps above] [footsteps above]
825 00:48:32,618 00:48:34,244 [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are? [Sonya whispers] Is this where you are?
826 00:48:36,455 00:48:37,831 [laughing] [laughing]
827 00:48:40,042 00:48:42,044 [Sonya hums] [Sonya hums]
828 00:49:03,857 00:49:04,900 [creaking] [creaking]
829 00:49:08,195 00:49:09,112 [shouts] [shouts]
830 00:49:22,709 00:49:24,670 Are you right... here? Are you right... here?
831 00:49:36,640 00:49:37,849 Good boy. Good boy.
832 00:49:40,060 00:49:40,977 [gasps] [gasps]
833 00:49:41,061 00:49:42,729 Beautiful boy. Beautiful boy.
834 00:49:46,108 00:49:47,567 So soft, so pretty. So soft, so pretty.
835 00:49:47,651 00:49:49,319 [Max] Coley! [Max] Coley!
836 00:49:50,445 00:49:53,031 -Where's Cole? -[Sonya] Ugh. -Where's Cole? -[Sonya] Ugh.
837 00:49:54,408 00:49:58,286 [Max] Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck. [Max] Sonya, bring your cookies and help me find this little fuck.
838 00:49:58,495 00:50:00,122 [Sonya] I'm coming. [Sonya] I'm coming.
839 00:50:00,664 00:50:01,665 [whimpers] [whimpers]
840 00:50:13,593 00:50:14,928 Hi, Cole. Hi, Cole.
841 00:50:15,846 00:50:17,180 Oh, God. Oh, God.
842 00:50:17,264 00:50:20,767 How long do you think it'll take your parents How long do you think it'll take your parents
843 00:50:21,184 00:50:23,895 to find your body down here? [chuckles] to find your body down here? [chuckles]
844 00:50:24,521 00:50:25,355 Tomorrow? Tomorrow?
845 00:50:26,857 00:50:28,150 Two days from now? Two days from now?
846 00:50:28,775 00:50:29,901 Even later? Even later?
847 00:50:29,985 00:50:34,281 Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese. Probably when your body starts to reek like cheese.
848 00:50:34,364 00:50:38,076 [laughs] Or we could just burn your body, Cole. [laughs] Or we could just burn your body, Cole.
849 00:50:38,452 00:50:40,287 It would be so beautiful. It would be so beautiful.
850 00:50:41,204 00:50:42,247 [Sonya screams] [Sonya screams]
851 00:50:42,956 00:50:44,458 [laughs] Oh, you missed. [laughs] Oh, you missed.
852 00:50:45,542 00:50:46,918 [Sonya screams] [Sonya screams]
853 00:50:47,002 00:50:48,044 My nails! My nails!
854 00:50:48,754 00:50:53,425 Cole! Cole! [grunts] Cole! Cole! [grunts]
855 00:50:54,259 00:50:56,553 -[thuds] -[grunts] -[thuds] -[grunts]
856 00:50:57,345 00:51:01,057 I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole. I'm gonna make sure you hurt before you die, Cole.
857 00:51:04,770 00:51:07,314 Cut your fingers off. Every single one. Cut your fingers off. Every single one.
858 00:51:07,397 00:51:08,774 Come here, Cole! Come here, Cole!
859 00:51:08,857 00:51:11,860 I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah! I'm making a human self-centipede. Yeah!
860 00:51:16,073 00:51:18,241 Human self-centipede, child! Human self-centipede, child!
861 00:51:18,325 00:51:20,577 Gonna taste so good, Cole! Gonna taste so good, Cole!
862 00:51:20,660 00:51:23,163 Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole! Your mouth is gonna get sewn to your ass, Cole!
863 00:51:23,246 00:51:25,040 Your mouthy ass! Your mouthy ass!
864 00:51:25,832 00:51:28,293 [screaming] [screaming]
865 00:51:32,214 00:51:33,590 [Sonya continues screaming] [Sonya continues screaming]
866 00:51:40,555 00:51:42,140 I'm still alive motherfuck-- I'm still alive motherfuck--
867 00:51:42,224 00:51:43,391 [loud bang] [loud bang]
868 00:51:43,475 00:51:45,143 [gasping] [gasping]
869 00:51:48,104 00:51:49,105 [coughing] [coughing]
870 00:51:56,071 00:51:57,948 [applauding] [applauding]
871 00:52:03,578 00:52:05,121 Did you just blow up Sonya? Did you just blow up Sonya?
872 00:52:06,498 00:52:07,332 No. No.
873 00:52:08,583 00:52:11,086 I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised. I mean, I'm not even mad. I'm a little surprised.
874 00:52:11,461 00:52:12,587 What did that? What did that?
875 00:52:13,588 00:52:14,548 A firework. A firework.
876 00:52:14,631 00:52:15,465 A firework? A firework?
877 00:52:15,549 00:52:16,800 Holy shit. Holy shit.
878 00:52:17,801 00:52:18,969 Damn, good for you, kid. Damn, good for you, kid.
879 00:52:19,678 00:52:20,971 That is awesome. That is awesome.
880 00:52:21,304 00:52:23,306 So, you want a head start? So, you want a head start?
881 00:52:24,474 00:52:27,269 -Come on, you're the quarterback. -Life's not fair, dude. -Come on, you're the quarterback. -Life's not fair, dude.
882 00:52:27,352 00:52:28,436 You guys suck. You guys suck.
883 00:52:28,520 00:52:29,646 You just blew up Sonya. You just blew up Sonya.
884 00:52:33,066 00:52:34,317 You can't outrun me, Cole. You can't outrun me, Cole.
885 00:52:37,571 00:52:40,365 Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks. Wait until they've almost got you, drop like a bag of rocks.
886 00:52:41,575 00:52:42,784 [Max grunts] [Max grunts]
887 00:52:43,410 00:52:44,661 [Bee] Kick him in the dick. [Bee] Kick him in the dick.
888 00:52:44,744 00:52:45,579 Dick. Dick.
889 00:52:45,662 00:52:46,705 [Max groans] [Max groans]
890 00:52:55,630 00:52:56,464 Whoo! Whoo!
891 00:52:59,134 00:53:00,427 You missed my dick. You missed my dick.
892 00:53:01,261 00:53:02,971 -No, I didn't. -Pretty sure you did. -No, I didn't. -Pretty sure you did.
893 00:53:03,054 00:53:04,180 And I got a big dick. And I got a big dick.
894 00:53:04,973 00:53:05,807 No, you don't. No, you don't.
895 00:53:05,891 00:53:07,017 That's just hurtful. That's just hurtful.
896 00:53:07,309 00:53:08,768 [shouting] [shouting]
897 00:53:09,853 00:53:10,896 Please, don't-- Don't-- Please, don't-- Don't--
898 00:53:13,648 00:53:14,983 [gasping] [gasping]
899 00:53:15,066 00:53:16,192 [Max] No whining. [Max] No whining.
900 00:53:16,276 00:53:17,152 Save some dignity. Save some dignity.
901 00:53:20,447 00:53:21,406 [egg breaking] [egg breaking]
902 00:53:23,658 00:53:26,244 -What the hell is that? -[gasping] -What the hell is that? -[gasping]
903 00:53:26,328 00:53:27,787 -Huh? -It's Jeremy. -Huh? -It's Jeremy.
904 00:53:28,997 00:53:30,081 -What? -Eggs. -What? -Eggs.
905 00:53:31,124 00:53:32,125 Eggs. Eggs.
906 00:53:32,667 00:53:33,501 Eggs? Eggs?
907 00:53:33,960 00:53:36,129 You gotta be shitting me. You gotta be shitting me.
908 00:53:36,713 00:53:38,590 Somebody's egging your house? Somebody's egging your house?
909 00:53:44,012 00:53:46,014 [crowd cheering] [crowd cheering]
910 00:53:46,598 00:53:47,474 [Max] Who is this kid? [Max] Who is this kid?
911 00:53:48,433 00:53:49,476 Just an asshole. Just an asshole.
912 00:53:49,559 00:53:51,269 -He egg your house a lot? -Sometimes. -He egg your house a lot? -Sometimes.
913 00:53:51,811 00:53:54,356 -[Max] So, what are you gonna do about it? -What? -[Max] So, what are you gonna do about it? -What?
914 00:53:54,439 00:53:57,567 I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property, I said, are you gonna let that little punk come on to your property,
915 00:53:57,651 00:54:00,070 your family's property and disrespect you like that? your family's property and disrespect you like that?
916 00:54:04,991 00:54:09,037 No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass. No. Hell, no. This is America. You need to wreck his ass.
917 00:54:11,247 00:54:12,832 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
918 00:54:12,916 00:54:15,001 Get out there and crush that bitch. Get out there and crush that bitch.
919 00:54:15,752 00:54:16,586 Go. Go.
920 00:54:20,548 00:54:22,634 [chuckles] Well, well, well. [chuckles] Well, well, well.
921 00:54:23,259 00:54:24,511 It's Cole sore. It's Cole sore.
922 00:54:25,178 00:54:26,554 I like your pajamas. I like your pajamas.
923 00:54:27,514 00:54:29,182 -Thanks. My mom made them. -[scoffs] -Thanks. My mom made them. -[scoffs]
924 00:54:30,517 00:54:31,685 You wanna do something? You wanna do something?
925 00:54:33,520 00:54:35,063 You know what I'm gonna do? You know what I'm gonna do?
926 00:54:35,146 00:54:36,189 What's that? What's that?
927 00:54:38,400 00:54:40,235 I'm gonna take this right foot, I'm gonna take this right foot,
928 00:54:41,069 00:54:44,114 and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face. and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face.
929 00:54:46,908 00:54:49,494 And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
930 00:54:49,577 00:54:51,496 [chuckles] Really? [chuckles] Really?
931 00:54:53,081 00:54:54,207 Really. Really.
932 00:54:56,376 00:54:58,086 I'm gonna wreck your ass. I'm gonna wreck your ass.
933 00:54:58,712 00:54:59,546 [grunts] [grunts]
934 00:55:02,298 00:55:03,341 [grunts] [grunts]
935 00:55:04,134 00:55:06,094 What the hell was that? You must be crazy. What the hell was that? You must be crazy.
936 00:55:06,177 00:55:08,638 Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay? Jeremy, you have to listen to me, okay?
937 00:55:08,888 00:55:11,224 There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me. There's a guy over there who's trying to kill me.
938 00:55:11,307 00:55:13,184 -I swear to God. -I swear to God. -I swear to God. -I swear to God.
939 00:55:13,268 00:55:14,811 -I'm serious. -I'm serious. -I'm serious. -I'm serious.
940 00:55:14,894 00:55:16,646 There are dead bodies in my house. There are dead bodies in my house.
941 00:55:17,522 00:55:20,525 -Wait, seriously? -The cops came. They killed the cops. -Wait, seriously? -The cops came. They killed the cops.
942 00:55:21,359 00:55:24,404 -Where is the cop car? -They're crazy. They're covering it up. -Where is the cop car? -They're crazy. They're covering it up.
943 00:55:24,904 00:55:27,907 Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband. Okay? If you get me out of this, I'll wear a blue headband.
944 00:55:27,991 00:55:30,994 I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college. I'll give you foot massages. I'll do your homework until college.
945 00:55:31,077 00:55:32,412 Oh, okay, okay. Oh, okay, okay.
946 00:55:33,163 00:55:33,997 I'll help you. I'll help you.
947 00:55:35,457 00:55:36,332 -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah.
948 00:55:36,416 00:55:38,793 I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on? I mean, if you die, who am I gonna pick on?
949 00:55:40,170 00:55:41,004 Exactly. Exactly.
950 00:55:41,463 00:55:43,298 Okay, so, here's the plan. Okay, so, here's the plan.
951 00:55:43,798 00:55:45,967 On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike. On three, we're gonna make a run for my bike.
952 00:55:46,051 00:55:48,762 -You're gonna ride in the back. All right? -Thank you. -You're gonna ride in the back. All right? -Thank you.
953 00:55:50,013 00:55:51,431 One, two-- One, two--
954 00:55:52,974 00:55:54,225 [Jeremy laughing] [Jeremy laughing]
955 00:55:55,977 00:55:58,146 Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer. Have fun getting murdered, colon cancer.
956 00:55:59,272 00:56:00,231 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.
957 00:56:01,149 00:56:02,317 Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.
958 00:56:07,947 00:56:09,324 You talk too much. You talk too much.
959 00:56:10,033 00:56:11,618 Crack him in the face next time. Crack him in the face next time.
960 00:56:13,203 00:56:15,205 Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself. Not bad. At least you stood up for yourself.
961 00:56:16,831 00:56:18,208 You gonna let me go now? You gonna let me go now?
962 00:56:18,416 00:56:19,626 [Max laughs] [Max laughs]
963 00:56:19,709 00:56:20,960 [sighs] [sighs]
964 00:56:21,836 00:56:22,670 No. No.
965 00:56:25,381 00:56:27,550 But if you kill me, you won't get what you want. But if you kill me, you won't get what you want.
966 00:56:28,051 00:56:29,511 No, I'm not like the others. No, I'm not like the others.
967 00:56:29,594 00:56:31,262 I came here to kill people. I came here to kill people.
968 00:56:34,224 00:56:36,643 Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole! Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Cole!
969 00:56:36,726 00:56:38,436 Come on, buddy! Whoo! Come on, buddy! Whoo!
970 00:56:40,939 00:56:42,107 Come on, Coley. Come on, Coley.
971 00:56:42,690 00:56:45,652 Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole. Come on, buddy. I'm right behind you. Move your ass, Cole.
972 00:56:46,236 00:56:47,487 Whoo! Whoo!
973 00:56:48,279 00:56:49,447 Coming for you. Coming for you.
974 00:56:49,697 00:56:51,324 -[Cole screams] -Whoo! -[Cole screams] -Whoo!
975 00:56:52,075 00:56:53,618 Come on, buddy. Get moving. Come on, buddy. Get moving.
976 00:56:53,701 00:56:55,537 [Max laughs] [Max laughs]
977 00:56:57,038 00:56:58,123 Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
978 00:56:58,748 00:56:59,582 Let's go! Let's go!
979 00:57:00,583 00:57:02,502 Come on! Get up there! Come on! Come on! Get up there! Come on!
980 00:57:03,378 00:57:04,879 [singsong] Coley. [singsong] Coley.
981 00:57:05,672 00:57:08,091 Come down and play. Come down and play.
982 00:57:09,342 00:57:10,677 [grunting] [grunting]
983 00:57:12,428 00:57:13,388 Coley. Coley.
984 00:57:16,182 00:57:17,016 Come on, Cole. Come on, Cole.
985 00:57:19,519 00:57:22,021 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah
986 00:57:23,815 00:57:26,317 Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah Chi-chi-chi, chi-chi-chi, ah
987 00:57:27,318 00:57:28,820 Stuck in the tree. Stuck in the tree.
988 00:57:29,237 00:57:30,947 No way down! No way down!
989 00:57:33,450 00:57:35,410 Coley. Coley.
990 00:57:38,413 00:57:40,748 Coley. Coley.
991 00:57:42,917 00:57:44,210 Coley. Coley.
992 00:57:45,962 00:57:47,547 [panting] [panting]
993 00:57:49,591 00:57:50,508 [gasping] Where is he? [gasping] Where is he?
994 00:58:09,486 00:58:10,653 [screams] [screams]
995 00:58:11,488 00:58:13,031 [in normal voice] You're a badass kid. [in normal voice] You're a badass kid.
996 00:58:13,698 00:58:14,657 Relax, Max. Relax, Max.
997 00:58:17,994 00:58:19,496 You don't have to do this. You don't have to do this.
998 00:58:19,579 00:58:22,165 Well, I kind of have to do this. Well, I kind of have to do this.
999 00:58:23,833 00:58:26,878 Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face. Don't worry. I'm not gonna let you die with egg on your face.
1000 00:58:27,712 00:58:29,005 You poor bastard. You poor bastard.
1001 00:58:29,088 00:58:30,924 You deserve better than this. You deserve better than this.
1002 00:58:37,931 00:58:40,183 Tonight you get an honorable death. Tonight you get an honorable death.
1003 00:58:40,683 00:58:42,560 Tonight you die a man. Tonight you die a man.
1004 00:58:43,478 00:58:44,604 I don't wanna die a man. I don't wanna die a man.
1005 00:58:44,687 00:58:45,647 [both grunting] [both grunting]
1006 00:58:50,735 00:58:52,946 [Max grunts] [Max grunts]
1007 00:58:55,865 00:58:56,950 [Cole shouts] [Cole shouts]
1008 00:59:03,957 00:59:05,333 [gunshot] [gunshot]
1009 00:59:06,251 00:59:07,835 Why are there guns? Why are there guns?
1010 00:59:09,629 00:59:10,463 [gun cocks] [gun cocks]
1011 00:59:16,261 00:59:17,387 [gunshot] [gunshot]
1012 00:59:18,012 00:59:19,305 Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.
1013 00:59:20,557 00:59:23,142 -Was that a gun? -I got the two guys and the Asian girl. -Was that a gun? -I got the two guys and the Asian girl.
1014 00:59:23,226 00:59:25,979 -The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. -What is going on? -The cheerleader got shot. It's just Bee. -What is going on?
1015 00:59:26,062 00:59:29,148 Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops. Bee murdered the geek. Stole my blood. Tied me up. Killed the cops.
1016 00:59:29,232 00:59:31,568 -You're really freaking me out. -I'm... sorry. -You're really freaking me out. -I'm... sorry.
1017 00:59:32,944 00:59:33,778 Bee is bad? Bee is bad?
1018 00:59:35,780 00:59:37,073 Yeah. Bee is bad. Yeah. Bee is bad.
1019 00:59:37,657 00:59:39,701 -Where's your dad? -Out with some Protestant. -Where's your dad? -Out with some Protestant.
1020 00:59:39,784 00:59:42,996 -But his car's here. -She picked him up. He's really desperate. -But his car's here. -She picked him up. He's really desperate.
1021 00:59:43,496 00:59:45,748 Am I the only one that still has a babysitter? Am I the only one that still has a babysitter?
1022 00:59:46,499 00:59:47,375 Yeah. Yeah.
1023 00:59:48,334 00:59:50,420 -So, what do we do? -Pray. -So, what do we do? -Pray.
1024 00:59:51,379 00:59:53,506 -Okay. -I was kidding. -Okay. -I was kidding.
1025 00:59:53,590 00:59:55,883 -Oh. -But it's probably a great idea, though. -Oh. -But it's probably a great idea, though.
1026 00:59:58,386 00:59:59,804 [both gasp] [both gasp]
1027 01:00:00,471 01:00:01,306 Come on. Come on.
1028 01:00:09,731 01:00:12,066 -You think she can get in here? -Not if it's locked. -You think she can get in here? -Not if it's locked.
1029 01:00:12,609 01:00:14,569 [Cole] Your door automatically locks, right? [Cole] Your door automatically locks, right?
1030 01:00:17,405 01:00:18,239 [Melanie] Nope. [Melanie] Nope.
1031 01:01:17,048 01:01:18,216 [gasps] [gasps]
1032 01:01:36,150 01:01:38,152 [phone buzzes and jingle plays] [phone buzzes and jingle plays]
1033 01:01:57,296 01:01:58,131 [gun cocks] [gun cocks]
1034 01:02:02,760 01:02:04,178 [pants] [pants]
1035 01:02:21,028 01:02:23,990 -I shouldn't have gotten you into this. -You were being shot at. -I shouldn't have gotten you into this. -You were being shot at.
1036 01:02:24,073 01:02:25,908 Especially because I was being shot at. Especially because I was being shot at.
1037 01:02:25,992 01:02:28,828 You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this. You're my best friend, I'm sorry. I'm gonna take care of this.
1038 01:02:28,911 01:02:30,288 -Do you have your phone? -Yeah. -Do you have your phone? -Yeah.
1039 01:02:30,371 01:02:33,916 -Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. -Why do you know cop codes? -Call the cops. Tell them it's a 10-53. -Why do you know cop codes?
1040 01:02:34,459 01:02:37,462 Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up. Because I used to wanna be a cop when I grew up.
1041 01:02:39,464 01:02:40,715 You never told me that. You never told me that.
1042 01:02:41,257 01:02:43,176 I know. I only told Bee. I know. I only told Bee.
1043 01:02:43,259 01:02:45,094 [Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing] [Dusty Springfield's "Spooky" playing]
1044 01:02:46,971 01:02:47,805 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1045 01:02:50,183 01:02:51,476 I've had a really bad night. I've had a really bad night.
1046 01:02:52,477 01:02:53,436 ♪ And then I stop ♪ ♪ And then I stop ♪
1047 01:02:55,104 01:02:56,898 ♪ And say "all right" ♪ ♪ And say "all right" ♪
1048 01:02:57,190 01:03:01,944 ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little boy like you ♪ ♪ Love is kind of crazy With a spooky little boy like you ♪
1049 01:03:02,612 01:03:06,991 Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives. Uh... The last guy I saw get kissed got stabbed in the head by two knives.
1050 01:03:07,074 01:03:08,201 ♪ You always keep me guessing ♪ ♪ You always keep me guessing ♪
1051 01:03:08,284 01:03:11,120 ♪ I never seem to know What you're thinking ♪ ♪ I never seem to know What you're thinking ♪
1052 01:03:11,329 01:03:14,081 Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil. Just because she's a psychopath doesn't mean women are evil.
1053 01:03:16,209 01:03:17,126 I know that. I know that.
1054 01:03:20,421 01:03:21,881 I wish all girls were like you. I wish all girls were like you.
1055 01:03:21,964 01:03:23,633 ♪ And then you smile ♪ ♪ And then you smile ♪
1056 01:03:24,133 01:03:24,967 [chuckles softly] [chuckles softly]
1057 01:03:26,803 01:03:28,137 I'm gonna put an end to this. I'm gonna put an end to this.
1058 01:03:29,096 01:03:29,972 What are you doing? What are you doing?
1059 01:03:30,056 01:03:32,558 -Keeping you safe. -The lock is on the inside, dumbass. -Keeping you safe. -The lock is on the inside, dumbass.
1060 01:03:35,394 01:03:36,604 That was sweet of you. That was sweet of you.
1061 01:03:39,816 01:03:41,317 I'm really excited we kissed. I'm really excited we kissed.
1062 01:03:41,901 01:03:43,986 Me, too. Let's make out next time. Me, too. Let's make out next time.
1063 01:03:45,321 01:03:46,155 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
1064 01:03:51,619 01:03:53,246 Come and get me, Bee! Come and get me, Bee!
1065 01:03:54,288 01:03:55,414 I'm right here! I'm right here!
1066 01:03:55,623 01:03:56,958 It's just you and me! It's just you and me!
1067 01:03:57,250 01:03:58,543 It's just you and me! It's just you and me!
1068 01:03:59,210 01:04:00,878 What, you're gonna get shy now?! What, you're gonna get shy now?!
1069 01:04:01,629 01:04:03,214 I'm going towards my house! I'm going towards my house!
1070 01:04:03,464 01:04:04,757 I'm right here, Bee! I'm right here, Bee!
1071 01:04:04,924 01:04:06,092 I'm right here! I'm right here!
1072 01:04:08,803 01:04:09,971 What the hell? What the hell?
1073 01:04:10,888 01:04:12,807 Oh, my God. Where is everything? Oh, my God. Where is everything?
1074 01:04:13,349 01:04:15,393 [panting] [panting]
1075 01:04:18,229 01:04:19,897 [floor creaking] [floor creaking]
1076 01:04:20,648 01:04:21,899 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1077 01:04:27,029 01:04:28,781 [board creaks] [board creaks]
1078 01:04:37,623 01:04:38,749 [gasping] [gasping]
1079 01:05:10,656 01:05:11,991 [gasps] [gasps]
1080 01:05:49,862 01:05:51,072 [gasps] [gasps]
1081 01:06:07,922 01:06:11,008 "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..." "Sacrifice... Get your dreams..."
1082 01:06:13,886 01:06:15,721 [both grunting] [both grunting]
1083 01:06:17,598 01:06:19,809 -Get off me! -I'm gonna kill you! -Get off me! -I'm gonna kill you!
1084 01:06:20,768 01:06:22,228 I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
1085 01:06:24,522 01:06:25,815 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1086 01:06:25,898 01:06:27,024 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1087 01:06:28,234 01:06:30,695 What's wrong with you, you little pervert? What's wrong with you, you little pervert?
1088 01:06:30,778 01:06:34,198 What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself. What? You can't make me feel bad because I defended myself.
1089 01:06:34,281 01:06:38,285 I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off. I knew you wanted me this whole time, upstairs in your little room jerking off.
1090 01:06:38,369 01:06:40,830 -You're just sick. -You were trying to kill me. -You're just sick. -You were trying to kill me.
1091 01:06:40,913 01:06:43,457 I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick. I wasn't trying to kill you by punching your dick.
1092 01:06:43,541 01:06:46,585 [shouts] I've never felt so violated before. [shouts] I've never felt so violated before.
1093 01:06:47,169 01:06:48,004 Oh, God. Oh, God.
1094 01:06:48,546 01:06:52,174 I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job. I only signed up for this dumb shit so I could have my dream job.
1095 01:06:52,258 01:06:54,176 And instead, what do I have now, huh? And instead, what do I have now, huh?
1096 01:06:55,344 01:06:56,178 This. This.
1097 01:06:56,721 01:07:00,433 One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs] One deflated, ugly boob. [scoffs]
1098 01:07:00,516 01:07:03,227 [sobbing] My life is basically over. [sobbing] My life is basically over.
1099 01:07:04,687 01:07:08,983 I-- I mean... you're still super hot. I-- I mean... you're still super hot.
1100 01:07:09,066 01:07:10,776 What kind of job do you want? What kind of job do you want?
1101 01:07:12,820 01:07:13,654 Journalist. Journalist.
1102 01:07:17,074 01:07:18,576 See, that's perfect. See, that's perfect.
1103 01:07:18,784 01:07:21,996 Because you're super smart, and you're hot, Because you're super smart, and you're hot,
1104 01:07:22,079 01:07:24,040 -and really driven. -Thank you. -and really driven. -Thank you.
1105 01:07:24,123 01:07:26,876 I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you I could be wrong, but I don't think it would be hard for you
1106 01:07:26,959 01:07:28,544 to have a cool life. to have a cool life.
1107 01:07:29,211 01:07:30,046 Really? Really?
1108 01:07:30,546 01:07:33,799 You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing? You think so? You think maybe we could walk out of this whole thing?
1109 01:07:34,550 01:07:38,054 Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened? Just call the police and just, you know, forget this ever happened?
1110 01:07:38,137 01:07:38,971 Yeah. Yeah.
1111 01:07:39,472 01:07:40,306 Exactly. Exactly.
1112 01:07:40,389 01:07:43,601 Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about? Do you think I give a fuck what you're talking about?
1113 01:07:43,684 01:07:45,144 [Allison screams] [Allison screams]
1114 01:07:57,323 01:07:58,699 [Cole] Knife. Where's the knife? [Cole] Knife. Where's the knife?
1115 01:08:01,494 01:08:03,079 Oh! Dishwasher. Oh! Dishwasher.
1116 01:08:05,706 01:08:06,540 Mom. Mom.
1117 01:08:08,542 01:08:11,045 Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher? Are you the one that put the knife in the dishwasher?
1118 01:08:11,629 01:08:12,463 I think so. I think so.
1119 01:08:12,630 01:08:15,049 Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block. Can you not do that? It goes in the butcher block.
1120 01:08:18,135 01:08:19,136 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
1121 01:08:20,763 01:08:21,806 Looking for this? Looking for this?
1122 01:08:22,681 01:08:23,974 You still think I'm pretty? You still think I'm pretty?
1123 01:08:26,769 01:08:27,812 [yells] [yells]
1124 01:08:32,066 01:08:34,527 Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh? Oh, you think I'm scared of a little fire, huh?
1125 01:08:34,610 01:08:36,195 You are dying. You are dying.
1126 01:08:36,529 01:08:38,489 You, you are dying. You, you are dying.
1127 01:08:38,781 01:08:40,074 You ruined my life. You ruined my life.
1128 01:08:41,075 01:08:45,121 And now, I'm gonna ruin yours! And now, I'm gonna ruin yours!
1129 01:08:45,204 01:08:46,038 -[screams] -[gunshot] -[screams] -[gunshot]
1130 01:08:51,669 01:08:53,337 Holy shit. Holy shit.
1131 01:08:54,421 01:08:55,256 [groans] [groans]
1132 01:08:56,257 01:08:58,676 I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic. I found this in the cop car. That was so graphic.
1133 01:08:58,759 01:08:59,760 [pants] [pants]
1134 01:09:01,262 01:09:02,721 She was so annoying. She was so annoying.
1135 01:09:05,724 01:09:06,809 I wanna throw up. I wanna throw up.
1136 01:09:06,892 01:09:07,852 You and me both. You and me both.
1137 01:09:09,270 01:09:10,104 Where's Sonya? Where's Sonya?
1138 01:09:10,396 01:09:12,481 Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops? Blown up. Crawlspace. Where are the cops?
1139 01:09:12,565 01:09:13,858 Ditched them with the car. Ditched them with the car.
1140 01:09:15,401 01:09:16,777 Now I gotta skip town again. Now I gotta skip town again.
1141 01:09:17,278 01:09:19,363 And that leaves you, and what to do with you. And that leaves you, and what to do with you.
1142 01:09:19,446 01:09:22,283 -Any suggestions? -Are you gonna shoot me? -Any suggestions? -Are you gonna shoot me?
1143 01:09:22,825 01:09:23,659 No. No.
1144 01:09:24,076 01:09:27,830 No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up. No. I was just shooting around you, 'cause I thought you'd put your hands up.
1145 01:09:31,750 01:09:33,043 I will burn your book! I will burn your book!
1146 01:09:36,380 01:09:37,214 Cole. Cole.
1147 01:09:39,466 01:09:42,803 -Cole, listen to me. -No. -Cole, listen to me. -No.
1148 01:09:42,887 01:09:45,139 -Cole, listen to me. -No, Bee! You listen to me! -Cole, listen to me. -No, Bee! You listen to me!
1149 01:09:46,223 01:09:50,978 I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people, I've been hunted, you've stolen my blood, killed people,
1150 01:09:51,061 01:09:53,981 shot at me, and just been general assholes all night. shot at me, and just been general assholes all night.
1151 01:09:54,064 01:09:56,942 So, I wanna know what the hell's going on. So, I wanna know what the hell's going on.
1152 01:09:57,359 01:10:00,738 Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me. Cole, you're too young to understand, okay? Just trust me.
1153 01:10:00,821 01:10:01,947 Fuck you! Fuck you!
1154 01:10:02,031 01:10:02,865 Cole. Cole.
1155 01:10:02,948 01:10:04,700 No. You know what? You deserved that. No. You know what? You deserved that.
1156 01:10:04,783 01:10:09,121 What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit What, just because I'm 12 means I get to be treated like total shit
1157 01:10:09,205 01:10:11,874 by you and Jeremy and everyone else? by you and Jeremy and everyone else?
1158 01:10:11,957 01:10:14,835 You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men. You know what? You're Don Draper from Mad Men.
1159 01:10:15,085 01:10:17,963 How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him, How he's all cool and handsome and everybody loves him,
1160 01:10:18,047 01:10:21,008 then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time. then he goes home and you find out he has a wife the whole time.
1161 01:10:21,091 01:10:24,637 -He's such a piece of shit! -Did you just ruin Mad Men for me? -He's such a piece of shit! -Did you just ruin Mad Men for me?
1162 01:10:25,471 01:10:27,514 It's not even on anymore. You'll live. It's not even on anymore. You'll live.
1163 01:10:27,598 01:10:28,724 Still. Still.
1164 01:10:31,227 01:10:34,146 -What happens when you leave here? -What do you mean? -What happens when you leave here? -What do you mean?
1165 01:10:34,230 01:10:35,940 -I will burn this! -Okay. -I will burn this! -Okay.
1166 01:10:36,148 01:10:38,609 Cole... what do you want to know? Cole... what do you want to know?
1167 01:10:41,237 01:10:42,321 What's the blood for? What's the blood for?
1168 01:10:42,655 01:10:46,242 You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed, You mix the blood of the innocent with the blood of someone sacrificed,
1169 01:10:46,909 01:10:48,077 recite the verses, recite the verses,
1170 01:10:48,160 01:10:49,828 while dripping it on the page. while dripping it on the page.
1171 01:10:50,871 01:10:53,082 And, basically, you get whatever you want. And, basically, you get whatever you want.
1172 01:10:56,710 01:11:00,798 I used to be so small... and so scared. I used to be so small... and so scared.
1173 01:11:03,425 01:11:06,845 Now I'm strong... and I'm confident... Now I'm strong... and I'm confident...
1174 01:11:08,597 01:11:10,224 and that's all I ever wanted. and that's all I ever wanted.
1175 01:11:13,727 01:11:15,521 And, so, that's all I was to you. And, so, that's all I was to you.
1176 01:11:18,857 01:11:21,568 You just used me to get what you wanted. You just used me to get what you wanted.
1177 01:11:22,695 01:11:23,529 No. No.
1178 01:11:25,239 01:11:26,782 No, Cole. I chose you. No, Cole. I chose you.
1179 01:11:28,284 01:11:30,286 I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison, I mean, I could've shot you and not Allison,
1180 01:11:30,369 01:11:31,912 but I didn't. I chose you. but I didn't. I chose you.
1181 01:11:32,621 01:11:33,914 'Cause you're the best. 'Cause you're the best.
1182 01:11:34,623 01:11:36,250 We click, right? You're my guy. We click, right? You're my guy.
1183 01:11:40,713 01:11:42,548 I'm not the first kid, am I? I'm not the first kid, am I?
1184 01:11:49,138 01:11:49,972 No. No.
1185 01:11:50,931 01:11:53,976 And you'll leave here and just find another faucet. And you'll leave here and just find another faucet.
1186 01:11:54,518 01:11:58,480 -You heard that? -I heard everything. This is my house. -You heard that? -I heard everything. This is my house.
1187 01:12:00,316 01:12:01,150 Okay. Okay.
1188 01:12:02,401 01:12:03,277 Okay, yes. Okay, yes.
1189 01:12:04,653 01:12:07,698 And tonight sucked, but we can start again. And tonight sucked, but we can start again.
1190 01:12:12,369 01:12:13,495 So, you have a plan? So, you have a plan?
1191 01:12:14,121 01:12:16,206 Yeah. We just say they attacked us. Yeah. We just say they attacked us.
1192 01:12:17,541 01:12:18,375 I got him. I got him.
1193 01:12:19,335 01:12:20,210 Whoo! Whoo!
1194 01:12:32,264 01:12:34,308 Plus, dude, we would have so much fun. Plus, dude, we would have so much fun.
1195 01:12:35,642 01:12:37,478 Just you and me against the whole world. Just you and me against the whole world.
1196 01:12:38,020 01:12:39,938 No one will ever hurt you ever again. No one will ever hurt you ever again.
1197 01:12:40,022 01:12:43,275 There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted? There'll be nothing left to be afraid of. Isn't that what you wanted?
1198 01:12:47,738 01:12:48,906 What do you say, Cole? What do you say, Cole?
1199 01:12:54,203 01:12:55,037 I guess... I guess...
1200 01:13:00,209 01:13:01,794 I guess I have a plan, too. I guess I have a plan, too.
1201 01:13:04,338 01:13:06,006 No! No!
1202 01:13:06,423 01:13:07,549 No! No!
1203 01:13:08,842 01:13:09,718 No! No!
1204 01:13:11,929 01:13:13,055 [Bee screaming] [Bee screaming]
1205 01:13:24,400 01:13:26,193 [Queen's "We are the Champions" playing] ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ [Queen's "We are the Champions" playing] ♪ I've paid my dues ♪
1206 01:13:26,860 01:13:27,903 [boy] Pussy! [boy] Pussy!
1207 01:13:28,487 01:13:29,863 ♪ Time after time ♪ ♪ Time after time ♪
1208 01:13:29,947 01:13:32,408 -When you're ready, you're ready. -A lot of things are scary. -When you're ready, you're ready. -A lot of things are scary.
1209 01:13:32,491 01:13:34,201 ♪ I've done my sentence ♪ ♪ I've done my sentence ♪
1210 01:13:34,743 01:13:35,953 You gotta figure out what you want... You gotta figure out what you want...
1211 01:13:37,788 01:13:40,958 -and then do what you can to get it. -Keys... -and then do what you can to get it. -Keys...
1212 01:13:43,252 01:13:45,963 -Cole! -[engine revving] -Cole! -[engine revving]
1213 01:13:50,300 01:13:52,553 Ten. Two. Ten. Two.
1214 01:13:53,470 01:13:57,891 ♪ And I need to go on and on And on and on ♪ ♪ And I need to go on and on And on and on ♪
1215 01:13:57,975 01:14:03,564 ♪ We are the champions My friends ♪ ♪ We are the champions My friends ♪
1216 01:14:05,774 01:14:10,446 ♪ And we'll keeping on fighting Till the end ♪ ♪ And we'll keeping on fighting Till the end ♪
1217 01:14:10,988 01:14:12,156 Yeah! Yeah!
1218 01:14:13,574 01:14:16,702 ♪ We are the champions ♪ ♪ We are the champions ♪
1219 01:14:16,785 01:14:20,873 ♪ We are the champions ♪ ♪ We are the champions ♪
1220 01:14:20,956 01:14:23,792 ♪ No time for losers ♪ ♪ No time for losers ♪
1221 01:14:23,876 01:14:27,796 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪
1222 01:14:28,422 01:14:29,631 [Cole screaming] [Cole screaming]
1223 01:14:46,607 01:14:47,858 [grunting and panting] [grunting and panting]
1224 01:15:19,181 01:15:20,349 What up, Cee? What up, Cee?
1225 01:15:22,893 01:15:25,187 You drove a car into your house. You drove a car into your house.
1226 01:15:28,148 01:15:29,816 I really didn't see that coming. I really didn't see that coming.
1227 01:15:30,317 01:15:31,443 [coughing] [coughing]
1228 01:15:37,866 01:15:39,076 You never told me... You never told me...
1229 01:15:40,911 01:15:42,913 your intergalactic dream team. your intergalactic dream team.
1230 01:15:43,872 01:15:44,957 You didn't ask. You didn't ask.
1231 01:15:45,582 01:15:46,500 I should have. I should have.
1232 01:15:47,543 01:15:49,586 I'm usually pretty good at that stuff. I'm usually pretty good at that stuff.
1233 01:15:55,175 01:15:56,843 Admiral Adama to lead. Admiral Adama to lead.
1234 01:15:59,680 01:16:02,307 Data for his intelligence and cool head. Data for his intelligence and cool head.
1235 01:16:05,561 01:16:06,603 Predator to fight. Predator to fight.
1236 01:16:10,399 01:16:11,275 Then me and you. Then me and you.
1237 01:16:13,777 01:16:14,695 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1238 01:16:18,198 01:16:20,576 You didn't say we could add ourselves. You didn't say we could add ourselves.
1239 01:16:22,411 01:16:24,788 It's science fiction. You can do anything. It's science fiction. You can do anything.
1240 01:16:26,456 01:16:29,459 Well... I guess that's true. Well... I guess that's true.
1241 01:16:33,297 01:16:34,673 But don't you get it yet? But don't you get it yet?
1242 01:16:39,886 01:16:41,388 I am the big bad. I am the big bad.
1243 01:16:45,392 01:16:46,476 I loved you. I loved you.
1244 01:16:54,693 01:16:59,489 I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult. I don't care about your dumb book or your stupid cult.
1245 01:17:00,866 01:17:01,825 I'm an adult... I'm an adult...
1246 01:17:02,701 01:17:05,329 because when I realized you were the big bad... because when I realized you were the big bad...
1247 01:17:06,413 01:17:07,456 and you betrayed me and you betrayed me
1248 01:17:07,539 01:17:09,458 and were just gonna hurt other kids, and were just gonna hurt other kids,
1249 01:17:10,751 01:17:12,961 I drove a stolen car through you. I drove a stolen car through you.
1250 01:17:14,630 01:17:15,839 [sobbing] [sobbing]
1251 01:17:20,510 01:17:22,179 That, I'll give you. [chuckles] That, I'll give you. [chuckles]
1252 01:17:25,766 01:17:26,725 I'll see you, Cee. I'll see you, Cee.
1253 01:17:31,855 01:17:32,689 Goodbye. Goodbye.
1254 01:17:34,316 01:17:35,317 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1255 01:17:55,879 01:17:58,131 [sirens wailing] [sirens wailing]
1256 01:18:14,481 01:18:15,691 -[Melanie's dad] Martinez. -Yeah? -[Melanie's dad] Martinez. -Yeah?
1257 01:18:15,774 01:18:17,401 Protect and serve, idiot. Protect and serve, idiot.
1258 01:18:17,484 01:18:19,319 -[Melanie] It's just a car. -Protect my car. -[Melanie] It's just a car. -Protect my car.
1259 01:18:19,403 01:18:21,488 Just a car?! Just a car?! Just a car?! Just a car?!
1260 01:18:22,614 01:18:24,574 Do not-- Put your hand down right now. Do not-- Put your hand down right now.
1261 01:18:27,119 01:18:30,122 -I thought you were gonna drive away. -I couldn't leave you. -I thought you were gonna drive away. -I couldn't leave you.
1262 01:18:31,623 01:18:32,999 That was such a douche car. That was such a douche car.
1263 01:18:33,500 01:18:35,502 Melanie, get over here. Melanie, get over here.
1264 01:18:35,585 01:18:37,671 Get back here. Now. Get back here. Now.
1265 01:18:41,133 01:18:41,967 Bye. Bye.
1266 01:18:42,509 01:18:43,969 [Melanie's dad] Oh, my God. [Melanie's dad] Oh, my God.
1267 01:18:44,052 01:18:47,097 Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now? Did you just put your face on him? Wanna go get tattoos now?
1268 01:18:47,347 01:18:48,557 Yo. What happened? Yo. What happened?
1269 01:18:49,516 01:18:51,226 Dude, Cole stole a car. Dude, Cole stole a car.
1270 01:18:51,309 01:18:53,729 Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people. Rammed his house. Killed, like, 50 people.
1271 01:18:54,896 01:18:57,149 Fifty people. [scoffs] Fifty people. [scoffs]
1272 01:18:57,899 01:18:59,693 [Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here. [Jeremy] Hey, let's get out of here.
1273 01:19:01,486 01:19:03,029 Today, y'all. Let's go. Today, y'all. Let's go.
1274 01:19:09,995 01:19:11,246 The hell? The hell?
1275 01:19:12,289 01:19:13,999 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
1276 01:19:14,750 01:19:15,709 Cindy. Cindy.
1277 01:19:16,960 01:19:19,004 -[Mom] Do you have my son? Please... -[Dad] Cole. -[Mom] Do you have my son? Please... -[Dad] Cole.
1278 01:19:21,673 01:19:23,675 [Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God. [Mom] Honey. Honey. Oh, my God.
1279 01:19:25,385 01:19:26,636 Are you okay? Are you...? Are you okay? Are you...?
1280 01:19:26,887 01:19:28,722 -I'm okay. -[Dad] Are you all right? -I'm okay. -[Dad] Are you all right?
1281 01:19:28,805 01:19:30,807 -Oh, my God. What happened? -Is that blood? -Oh, my God. What happened? -Is that blood?
1282 01:19:30,891 01:19:33,268 Hey. What happened? Hey. What happened?
1283 01:19:39,691 01:19:41,610 I don't need a babysitter anymore. I don't need a babysitter anymore.
1284 01:19:47,032 01:19:51,286 ♪ When my best friend said She had lost her man ♪ ♪ When my best friend said She had lost her man ♪
1285 01:19:51,369 01:19:54,498 ♪ To her babysitter I thought she was lying ♪ ♪ To her babysitter I thought she was lying ♪
1286 01:19:55,040 01:19:59,211 ♪ I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl ♪ ♪ I said, "No 16-year-old schoolgirl ♪
1287 01:19:59,294 01:20:02,714 ♪ Would ever take a man of mine" ♪ ♪ Would ever take a man of mine" ♪
1288 01:20:04,341 01:20:08,178 ♪ Staying home With our baby all the time ♪ ♪ Staying home With our baby all the time ♪
1289 01:20:08,261 01:20:11,681 ♪ It kept me kind of brokenhearted ♪ ♪ It kept me kind of brokenhearted ♪
1290 01:20:11,807 01:20:15,477 ♪ So I went And hired myself a babysitter ♪ ♪ So I went And hired myself a babysitter ♪
1291 01:20:16,603 01:20:19,940 ♪ And that's when my trouble all started ♪ ♪ And that's when my trouble all started ♪
1292 01:20:20,690 01:20:24,194 ♪ This 16-year-old chick walked in ♪ ♪ This 16-year-old chick walked in ♪
1293 01:20:24,778 01:20:27,697 ♪ With a skirt up to her waist ♪ ♪ With a skirt up to her waist ♪
1294 01:20:28,448 01:20:32,619 ♪ She had a truckload of you-know-what ♪ ♪ She had a truckload of you-know-what ♪
1295 01:20:33,119 01:20:35,705 ♪ And all of it in place ♪ ♪ And all of it in place ♪
1296 01:20:36,832 01:20:39,709 ♪ I should have been aware, mm-hmm ♪ ♪ I should have been aware, mm-hmm ♪
1297 01:20:39,793 01:20:42,712 ♪ Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter ♪ ♪ Ooh-ooh, of the babysitter ♪
1298 01:20:43,338 01:20:47,926 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah I should've known from the jump, yeah ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah I should've known from the jump, yeah ♪
1299 01:20:48,802 01:20:51,721 ♪ She was a man-getter, mm-hmm ♪ ♪ She was a man-getter, mm-hmm ♪
1300 01:20:52,806 01:20:56,017 ♪ I should've been aware, uh-huh ♪ ♪ I should've been aware, uh-huh ♪
1301 01:20:57,269 01:21:01,314 ♪ Of the babysitter ♪ [shouts] ♪ Of the babysitter ♪ [shouts]
1302 01:21:01,398 01:21:04,109 ♪ Should've the known from the jump Yeah ♪ ♪ Should've the known from the jump Yeah ♪
1303 01:21:05,318 01:21:08,989 ♪ She was a man-getter Yeah, she was ♪ ♪ She was a man-getter Yeah, she was ♪
1304 01:21:20,375 01:21:24,170 [indistinct radio chatter] [indistinct radio chatter]