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1 | 00:00:12,012 | 00:00:13,932 | [Blair] ...what was weird is the storage unit. | [Blair] ...what was weird is the storage unit. |
2 | 00:00:14,305 | 00:00:16,465 | Besides adults have storage units. | Besides adults have storage units. |
3 | 00:00:17,058 | 00:00:18,018 | They store things, | They store things, |
4 | 00:00:18,101 | 00:00:19,021 | like beach chairs. | like beach chairs. |
5 | 00:00:19,227 | 00:00:22,017 | And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener. | And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener. |
6 | 00:00:22,856 | 00:00:23,686 | And the gun. | And the gun. |
7 | 00:00:25,525 | 00:00:26,355 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
8 | 00:00:26,901 | 00:00:29,611 | Hey, next time I get stuck in a loop like that, | Hey, next time I get stuck in a loop like that, |
9 | 00:00:29,696 | 00:00:32,156 | you have my full permission to slap me. | you have my full permission to slap me. |
10 | 00:00:32,657 | 00:00:33,487 | Sterling. | Sterling. |
11 | 00:00:34,492 | 00:00:36,542 | -Sterling! -Slap you. Got it. | -Sterling! -Slap you. Got it. |
12 | 00:00:37,704 | 00:00:39,084 | [speaks Spanish] Señorita Carolina? | [speaks Spanish] Señorita Carolina? |
13 | 00:00:39,622 | 00:00:41,422 | [clears throat] Señorita Carolina. | [clears throat] Señorita Carolina. |
14 | 00:00:42,000 | 00:00:44,420 | Since you're in such a talkative mood, come up and help me with this exercise. | Since you're in such a talkative mood, come up and help me with this exercise. |
15 | 00:00:46,004 | 00:00:47,174 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
16 | 00:00:47,255 | 00:00:52,085 | Students, in preparation for your upcoming oral exam, | Students, in preparation for your upcoming oral exam, |
17 | 00:00:52,427 | 00:00:55,097 | let's work on your conversational Spanish. | let's work on your conversational Spanish. |
18 | 00:00:55,597 | 00:00:57,267 | Who'd like to converse with Carolina? | Who'd like to converse with Carolina? |
19 | 00:00:57,348 | 00:00:58,678 | [person clears throat] | [person clears throat] |
20 | 00:00:59,350 | 00:01:02,560 | Carlos, come chat with your girlfriend. | Carlos, come chat with your girlfriend. |
21 | 00:01:07,067 | 00:01:08,487 | Señora O’Reilly, | Señora O’Reilly, |
22 | 00:01:09,569 | 00:01:10,569 | we... | we... |
23 | 00:01:11,529 | 00:01:13,069 | my and Carolina... | my and Carolina... |
24 | 00:01:15,325 | 00:01:16,405 | we to break. | we to break. |
25 | 00:01:17,869 | 00:01:18,699 | We broke. | We broke. |
26 | 00:01:19,496 | 00:01:20,326 | Uh... | Uh... |
27 | 00:01:20,955 | 00:01:24,495 | We... no more love. | We... no more love. |
28 | 00:01:25,543 | 00:01:27,713 | Now... not together. | Now... not together. |
29 | 00:01:30,173 | 00:01:32,183 | Oh no! What happened? | Oh no! What happened? |
30 | 00:01:32,509 | 00:01:33,339 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
31 | 00:01:33,426 | 00:01:36,136 | Maybe it was his difficult mother | Maybe it was his difficult mother |
32 | 00:01:36,221 | 00:01:39,891 | and her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business. | and her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business. |
33 | 00:01:41,434 | 00:01:42,274 | What? | What? |
34 | 00:01:42,685 | 00:01:43,595 | What? | What? |
35 | 00:01:43,686 | 00:01:46,766 | Keep going. I'm noodling on an idea for a telenovela. | Keep going. I'm noodling on an idea for a telenovela. |
36 | 00:01:51,861 | 00:01:53,821 | Hello, Carlos. You look nice today. | Hello, Carlos. You look nice today. |
37 | 00:01:54,280 | 00:01:55,700 | How was your evening? | How was your evening? |
38 | 00:01:56,741 | 00:01:57,911 | Hi, Carolina. | Hi, Carolina. |
39 | 00:01:58,910 | 00:02:02,040 | I had in a good day-- Night. | I had in a good day-- Night. |
40 | 00:02:04,541 | 00:02:05,381 | To... | To... |
41 | 00:02:05,458 | 00:02:07,418 | I played guitar with my friends. | I played guitar with my friends. |
42 | 00:02:08,419 | 00:02:09,839 | Uh... Music. | Uh... Music. |
43 | 00:02:10,380 | 00:02:12,470 | I am work. Worked? | I am work. Worked? |
44 | 00:02:13,007 | 00:02:13,877 | Working. | Working. |
45 | 00:02:13,967 | 00:02:18,717 | I am working on a new song. | I am working on a new song. |
46 | 00:02:19,556 | 00:02:20,806 | Uh... That's great. | Uh... That's great. |
47 | 00:02:21,432 | 00:02:23,482 | I hope I can hear your song. | I hope I can hear your song. |
48 | 00:02:23,852 | 00:02:25,062 | What is it called? | What is it called? |
49 | 00:02:25,645 | 00:02:27,645 | The song name is "Cozy Couch of You." | The song name is "Cozy Couch of You." |
50 | 00:02:28,815 | 00:02:29,935 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
51 | 00:02:30,024 | 00:02:33,244 | What happened in your night? | What happened in your night? |
52 | 00:02:35,488 | 00:02:36,358 | Uh... | Uh... |
53 | 00:02:37,490 | 00:02:39,280 | Chloe has worms. | Chloe has worms. |
54 | 00:02:39,868 | 00:02:43,578 | The pretty girl has many, many worms. | The pretty girl has many, many worms. |
55 | 00:02:43,663 | 00:02:45,083 | -[groaning] -I'm sorry. | -[groaning] -I'm sorry. |
56 | 00:02:45,165 | 00:02:45,995 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
57 | 00:02:46,082 | 00:02:49,252 | That flow state is where the real learning happens. | That flow state is where the real learning happens. |
58 | 00:02:49,752 | 00:02:52,552 | These skills will elevate you from basic | These skills will elevate you from basic |
59 | 00:02:53,339 | 00:02:54,549 | to telenovela. | to telenovela. |
60 | 00:03:03,266 | 00:03:07,686 | Please take one and pass along. | Please take one and pass along. |
61 | 00:03:14,944 | 00:03:17,204 | Hi. I didn’t know you were right in front of me. | Hi. I didn’t know you were right in front of me. |
62 | 00:03:17,488 | 00:03:18,318 | All year. | All year. |
63 | 00:03:19,032 | 00:03:20,072 | It's my assigned seat. | It's my assigned seat. |
64 | 00:03:22,952 | 00:03:23,792 | I'll help her. | I'll help her. |
65 | 00:03:24,412 | 00:03:26,542 | That dummy and her clumsy claw hands. | That dummy and her clumsy claw hands. |
66 | 00:03:27,207 | 00:03:28,247 | Ooh, don't worry. | Ooh, don't worry. |
67 | 00:03:28,333 | 00:03:29,583 | I have gym next period. | I have gym next period. |
68 | 00:03:29,667 | 00:03:32,837 | I'll break into her locker and spit on her mouth guard. | I'll break into her locker and spit on her mouth guard. |
69 | 00:03:32,921 | 00:03:33,921 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
70 | 00:03:34,005 | 00:03:36,375 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
71 | 00:03:36,466 | 00:03:38,756 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
72 | 00:03:53,691 | 00:03:55,241 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
73 | 00:03:55,318 | 00:03:56,148 | Hey. | Hey. |
74 | 00:03:56,611 | 00:03:59,531 | Hi. Sorry about the paper skurfuffle back there. | Hi. Sorry about the paper skurfuffle back there. |
75 | 00:04:00,323 | 00:04:01,203 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
76 | 00:04:01,282 | 00:04:02,162 | Paper. | Paper. |
77 | 00:04:02,242 | 00:04:03,202 | Paper happens. | Paper happens. |
78 | 00:04:03,284 | 00:04:05,544 | Yeah, to the blight of most rainforests. | Yeah, to the blight of most rainforests. |
79 | 00:04:05,912 | 00:04:07,292 | Hey, we should talk. Don't you think? | Hey, we should talk. Don't you think? |
80 | 00:04:07,872 | 00:04:10,962 | -About what? -About us and what happened. | -About what? -About us and what happened. |
81 | 00:04:11,042 | 00:04:12,382 | Something happened? | Something happened? |
82 | 00:04:12,460 | 00:04:13,590 | You thought that was nothing? | You thought that was nothing? |
83 | 00:04:16,506 | 00:04:17,336 | No. | No. |
84 | 00:04:17,966 | 00:04:18,926 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
85 | 00:04:19,008 | 00:04:21,048 | Um... I'll come over after school today? | Um... I'll come over after school today? |
86 | 00:04:21,803 | 00:04:24,473 | My mom went for a visitation with my dad this morning, | My mom went for a visitation with my dad this morning, |
87 | 00:04:24,555 | 00:04:27,015 | so she'll be going from pickling vegetables | so she'll be going from pickling vegetables |
88 | 00:04:27,100 | 00:04:29,850 | to screaming at the wedding album for the rest of the day. | to screaming at the wedding album for the rest of the day. |
89 | 00:04:30,436 | 00:04:31,346 | How is your dad? | How is your dad? |
90 | 00:04:31,437 | 00:04:32,517 | Do you really care? | Do you really care? |
91 | 00:04:32,605 | 00:04:34,855 | No. I mean, not about your dad. | No. I mean, not about your dad. |
92 | 00:04:34,941 | 00:04:36,191 | I barely know the man. | I barely know the man. |
93 | 00:04:36,276 | 00:04:39,276 | I was more asking about how it was affecting you. | I was more asking about how it was affecting you. |
94 | 00:04:39,362 | 00:04:40,862 | Like, do you talk to him? | Like, do you talk to him? |
95 | 00:04:41,447 | 00:04:42,447 | I don't accept his calls | I don't accept his calls |
96 | 00:04:42,532 | 00:04:44,952 | and I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box. | and I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box. |
97 | 00:04:45,535 | 00:04:47,325 | Okay. Well, we can't do it at my house | Okay. Well, we can't do it at my house |
98 | 00:04:47,412 | 00:04:48,872 | because Blair's wonder twin powers | because Blair's wonder twin powers |
99 | 00:04:48,955 | 00:04:50,865 | have been activated and are on high alert. | have been activated and are on high alert. |
100 | 00:04:51,291 | 00:04:53,711 | So we need to be on neutral, undetectable ground. | So we need to be on neutral, undetectable ground. |
101 | 00:04:53,793 | 00:04:54,843 | What about the Fun Zone? | What about the Fun Zone? |
102 | 00:04:54,919 | 00:04:57,799 | Just two kids out for an Icee and a game of Dance Dance Revolution. | Just two kids out for an Icee and a game of Dance Dance Revolution. |
103 | 00:04:57,880 | 00:04:59,470 | -I would never. -Street Fighter II? | -I would never. -Street Fighter II? |
104 | 00:05:00,425 | 00:05:01,295 | Skee-ball? | Skee-ball? |
105 | 00:05:01,384 | 00:05:04,644 | I suppose the clacking of wooden balls | I suppose the clacking of wooden balls |
106 | 00:05:04,721 | 00:05:07,101 | is somewhat satisfying. | is somewhat satisfying. |
107 | 00:05:07,724 | 00:05:08,984 | Okay. See you there. | Okay. See you there. |
108 | 00:05:10,351 | 00:05:11,521 | [people shouting] | [people shouting] |
109 | 00:05:11,602 | 00:05:13,402 | Okay, guard the crease! Protect the crease! | Okay, guard the crease! Protect the crease! |
110 | 00:05:13,479 | 00:05:15,319 | Yes, guard the crease, sweetheart! | Yes, guard the crease, sweetheart! |
111 | 00:05:16,733 | 00:05:18,403 | You don't even know what the crease is. | You don't even know what the crease is. |
112 | 00:05:19,319 | 00:05:21,529 | Of course I do. It's the circle around the goal. | Of course I do. It's the circle around the goal. |
113 | 00:05:22,322 | 00:05:25,492 | Yeah, yeah. See? I'm not so sports illiterate, huh? [chuckles] | Yeah, yeah. See? I'm not so sports illiterate, huh? [chuckles] |
114 | 00:05:25,575 | 00:05:26,575 | Hey y'all! | Hey y'all! |
115 | 00:05:26,659 | 00:05:29,659 | Oh, my goodness. Hey! [chuckles] | Oh, my goodness. Hey! [chuckles] |
116 | 00:05:29,746 | 00:05:31,206 | What are y’all doing here? | What are y’all doing here? |
117 | 00:05:31,289 | 00:05:32,959 | We're just watching the golf tryouts. | We're just watching the golf tryouts. |
118 | 00:05:33,041 | 00:05:34,921 | Gotta, you know, keep our eye on the stats | Gotta, you know, keep our eye on the stats |
119 | 00:05:35,001 | 00:05:37,091 | for when Luke snaps out of it and gets back on the team. | for when Luke snaps out of it and gets back on the team. |
120 | 00:05:37,170 | 00:05:39,920 | Well, we don't even know if he wants to play anymore so, you know-- | Well, we don't even know if he wants to play anymore so, you know-- |
121 | 00:05:40,006 | 00:05:41,126 | Well, have you asked him? | Well, have you asked him? |
122 | 00:05:41,215 | 00:05:44,135 | No, have you? Hmm. | No, have you? Hmm. |
123 | 00:05:44,802 | 00:05:47,142 | -It's good to see you, Bud. -Yeah, Anderson, it is. | -It's good to see you, Bud. -Yeah, Anderson, it is. |
124 | 00:05:47,638 | 00:05:50,218 | Yeah, we've really missed y'all. [chuckles] | Yeah, we've really missed y'all. [chuckles] |
125 | 00:05:51,017 | 00:05:52,557 | They're always so great together, | They're always so great together, |
126 | 00:05:52,643 | 00:05:53,693 | -aren't they, hon? -Mm-hm. | -aren't they, hon? -Mm-hm. |
127 | 00:05:53,770 | 00:05:56,230 | Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch. | Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch. |
128 | 00:05:56,314 | 00:05:57,734 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
129 | 00:05:57,815 | 00:05:59,725 | No. No magic pill here, | No. No magic pill here, |
130 | 00:05:59,817 | 00:06:03,197 | just good old-fashioned communication. | just good old-fashioned communication. |
131 | 00:06:03,279 | 00:06:04,489 | -Right, honey? -Yeah. | -Right, honey? -Yeah. |
132 | 00:06:05,365 | 00:06:07,155 | Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon. | Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon. |
133 | 00:06:07,241 | 00:06:08,451 | I really miss our double dates. | I really miss our double dates. |
134 | 00:06:08,534 | 00:06:09,744 | Oh, we'd love to. | Oh, we'd love to. |
135 | 00:06:10,203 | 00:06:11,413 | How about tomorrow night? | How about tomorrow night? |
136 | 00:06:11,496 | 00:06:13,406 | Sure. Like, in between... | Sure. Like, in between... |
137 | 00:06:13,956 | 00:06:16,076 | -[clears throat] I'm not finished-- -Good. That's great. | -[clears throat] I'm not finished-- -Good. That's great. |
138 | 00:06:16,167 | 00:06:17,337 | [beeping] | [beeping] |
139 | 00:06:17,960 | 00:06:19,590 | Maybe it's for our college fund | Maybe it's for our college fund |
140 | 00:06:19,670 | 00:06:21,340 | and she mistrusts banks? | and she mistrusts banks? |
141 | 00:06:23,299 | 00:06:24,129 | Hey! | Hey! |
142 | 00:06:24,217 | 00:06:26,297 | You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together. | You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together. |
143 | 00:06:26,803 | 00:06:28,513 | Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable. | Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable. |
144 | 00:06:28,805 | 00:06:30,135 | See, if I waited on you to eat | See, if I waited on you to eat |
145 | 00:06:30,223 | 00:06:31,773 | or stop talking about your mom, | or stop talking about your mom, |
146 | 00:06:31,849 | 00:06:33,639 | I'd probably starve. To death. | I'd probably starve. To death. |
147 | 00:06:33,726 | 00:06:34,976 | -[beeping] -[scoffs] | -[beeping] -[scoffs] |
148 | 00:06:35,061 | 00:06:36,021 | Be more nice. | Be more nice. |
149 | 00:06:36,104 | 00:06:38,314 | Be more reliable. Focus on us. | Be more reliable. Focus on us. |
150 | 00:06:38,606 | 00:06:39,476 | You're right. | You're right. |
151 | 00:06:40,733 | 00:06:43,443 | My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow, | My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow, |
152 | 00:06:43,528 | 00:06:46,608 | I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum, | I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum, |
153 | 00:06:46,697 | 00:06:49,527 | and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it. | and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it. |
154 | 00:06:50,118 | 00:06:52,868 | Hey, that's all kinds of amazing! | Hey, that's all kinds of amazing! |
155 | 00:06:52,954 | 00:06:54,124 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
156 | 00:06:54,664 | 00:06:56,924 | -What shirt are you wearing? -Oh, this one. | -What shirt are you wearing? -Oh, this one. |
157 | 00:06:56,999 | 00:06:57,829 | Is it new? | Is it new? |
158 | 00:06:58,459 | 00:06:59,289 | No. | No. |
159 | 00:06:59,544 | 00:07:02,554 | Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before. | Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before. |
160 | 00:07:02,630 | 00:07:04,720 | I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like. | I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like. |
161 | 00:07:04,799 | 00:07:06,879 | Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy. | Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy. |
162 | 00:07:06,968 | 00:07:08,758 | You've worked every night this week. | You've worked every night this week. |
163 | 00:07:08,845 | 00:07:11,095 | That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game. | That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game. |
164 | 00:07:11,180 | 00:07:13,930 | I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night. | I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night. |
165 | 00:07:14,350 | 00:07:15,520 | It's going to be so great. | It's going to be so great. |
166 | 00:07:15,601 | 00:07:18,311 | Probably the greatest date of all time, | Probably the greatest date of all time, |
167 | 00:07:18,604 | 00:07:19,444 | if I had to guess. | if I had to guess. |
168 | 00:07:19,522 | 00:07:20,822 | Just promise you won't flake. | Just promise you won't flake. |
169 | 00:07:21,858 | 00:07:22,938 | I swear on Sterling's grave. | I swear on Sterling's grave. |
170 | 00:07:23,651 | 00:07:25,281 | But she's still alive. | But she's still alive. |
171 | 00:07:25,361 | 00:07:27,411 | Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know, | Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know, |
172 | 00:07:27,488 | 00:07:29,368 | so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract. | so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract. |
173 | 00:07:30,199 | 00:07:31,029 | I gotta go. | I gotta go. |
174 | 00:07:31,701 | 00:07:33,541 | Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow | Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow |
175 | 00:07:33,619 | 00:07:35,619 | and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell. | and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell. |
176 | 00:07:36,122 | 00:07:37,582 | All right, well, it works for me. | All right, well, it works for me. |
177 | 00:07:38,291 | 00:07:39,131 | Bye, Blair Bear. | Bye, Blair Bear. |
178 | 00:07:39,417 | 00:07:40,917 | Bye, Miles Miles. | Bye, Miles Miles. |
179 | 00:07:41,002 | 00:07:43,962 | -["Good Time Being a Woman" playing] -[video game bleeps] | -["Good Time Being a Woman" playing] -[video game bleeps] |
180 | 00:07:49,677 | 00:07:52,047 | ♪ We can go out drink with the boys ♪ | ♪ We can go out drink with the boys ♪ |
181 | 00:07:52,138 | 00:07:54,058 | ♪ Put 'em all under the table ♪ | ♪ Put 'em all under the table ♪ |
182 | 00:07:54,140 | 00:07:56,390 | ♪ We can roll up convertible toy ♪ | ♪ We can roll up convertible toy ♪ |
183 | 00:07:56,476 | 00:07:58,266 | ♪ All dolled up ready and able ♪ | ♪ All dolled up ready and able ♪ |
184 | 00:07:58,352 | 00:08:00,192 | ♪ To do what we want ♪ | ♪ To do what we want ♪ |
185 | 00:08:00,271 | 00:08:02,231 | ♪ Say I do it for me ♪ | ♪ Say I do it for me ♪ |
186 | 00:08:02,940 | 00:08:06,610 | ♪ They say they know just what we want But only we know what we need ♪ | ♪ They say they know just what we want But only we know what we need ♪ |
187 | 00:08:06,694 | 00:08:08,654 | Did you... tell anyone? | Did you... tell anyone? |
188 | 00:08:10,907 | 00:08:13,657 | Blair thinks I’m helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework. | Blair thinks I’m helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework. |
189 | 00:08:13,910 | 00:08:16,290 | Which I did, for ten painful minutes. | Which I did, for ten painful minutes. |
190 | 00:08:16,370 | 00:08:18,040 | She writes her letters from the bottom up. | She writes her letters from the bottom up. |
191 | 00:08:18,331 | 00:08:20,251 | She also crosses her sevens like an "F". | She also crosses her sevens like an "F". |
192 | 00:08:20,541 | 00:08:22,291 | That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama. | That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama. |
193 | 00:08:22,793 | 00:08:25,093 | I don't think we should even joke about something like that. | I don't think we should even joke about something like that. |
194 | 00:08:28,174 | 00:08:29,804 | I meant, though... | I meant, though... |
195 | 00:08:31,219 | 00:08:34,389 | did you tell anyone... about us? | did you tell anyone... about us? |
196 | 00:08:35,473 | 00:08:36,393 | That we're.. | That we're.. |
197 | 00:08:37,683 | 00:08:38,563 | gay? | gay? |
198 | 00:08:39,185 | 00:08:40,135 | We are? | We are? |
199 | 00:08:42,313 | 00:08:43,273 | I am. | I am. |
200 | 00:08:46,400 | 00:08:48,780 | How do you know, um, like, for sure? | How do you know, um, like, for sure? |
201 | 00:08:51,322 | 00:08:55,282 | In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona. | In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona. |
202 | 00:08:55,910 | 00:08:57,910 | I ugly cried and swore that I was | I ugly cried and swore that I was |
203 | 00:08:57,995 | 00:08:59,865 | going to run away from home and track her down. | going to run away from home and track her down. |
204 | 00:09:00,831 | 00:09:02,331 | Then her mom called my mom | Then her mom called my mom |
205 | 00:09:02,416 | 00:09:04,666 | because Adele felt... | because Adele felt... |
206 | 00:09:06,128 | 00:09:07,208 | threatened. | threatened. |
207 | 00:09:09,006 | 00:09:10,586 | I was pretty intense back then. | I was pretty intense back then. |
208 | 00:09:10,841 | 00:09:13,471 | Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so... | Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so... |
209 | 00:09:13,553 | 00:09:14,683 | I... | I... |
210 | 00:09:14,762 | 00:09:17,012 | But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving. | But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving. |
211 | 00:09:18,808 | 00:09:21,228 | There have been a lot of Adeles over the years. | There have been a lot of Adeles over the years. |
212 | 00:09:22,520 | 00:09:24,110 | I crush hard on girls... | I crush hard on girls... |
213 | 00:09:26,148 | 00:09:28,228 | and only girls. | and only girls. |
214 | 00:09:29,277 | 00:09:30,607 | It's a fait accompli. | It's a fait accompli. |
215 | 00:09:33,364 | 00:09:36,954 | Have you ever acted on it before us? | Have you ever acted on it before us? |
216 | 00:09:38,911 | 00:09:40,081 | You're the first. | You're the first. |
217 | 00:09:42,331 | 00:09:43,671 | And, in case you're wondering, | And, in case you're wondering, |
218 | 00:09:43,749 | 00:09:47,209 | no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me for being a lesbian. | no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me for being a lesbian. |
219 | 00:09:47,628 | 00:09:52,168 | He made me, along with narwhals and those tiny blue poison frogs, | He made me, along with narwhals and those tiny blue poison frogs, |
220 | 00:09:52,258 | 00:09:54,798 | so clearly he has a master plan. | so clearly he has a master plan. |
221 | 00:09:59,599 | 00:10:03,559 | I don't think I'm ready to fully label myself one way or another. | I don't think I'm ready to fully label myself one way or another. |
222 | 00:10:04,604 | 00:10:06,774 | I like girls and I like boys, too, | I like girls and I like boys, too, |
223 | 00:10:06,856 | 00:10:09,026 | but I don't like-like anybody right now... | but I don't like-like anybody right now... |
224 | 00:10:09,650 | 00:10:10,900 | except you. | except you. |
225 | 00:10:13,029 | 00:10:14,699 | When I think about you, which is, like... | When I think about you, which is, like... |
226 | 00:10:16,032 | 00:10:20,082 | all the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [chuckles] | all the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [chuckles] |
227 | 00:10:31,339 | 00:10:32,509 | Right here? | Right here? |
228 | 00:10:39,555 | 00:10:42,305 | And do your... | And do your... |
229 | 00:10:43,142 | 00:10:45,392 | patellas quiver? | patellas quiver? |
230 | 00:10:46,354 | 00:10:48,064 | I'm surprised I'm still standing. | I'm surprised I'm still standing. |
231 | 00:10:49,231 | 00:10:50,361 | Are you guys done yet? | Are you guys done yet? |
232 | 00:10:50,441 | 00:10:51,441 | This is my lucky lane | This is my lucky lane |
233 | 00:10:51,525 | 00:10:54,525 | and I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji. | and I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji. |
234 | 00:10:55,237 | 00:10:56,067 | Dream big. | Dream big. |
235 | 00:10:57,239 | 00:10:58,069 | Come on. | Come on. |
236 | 00:11:02,078 | 00:11:03,748 | [laser blasts] | [laser blasts] |
237 | 00:11:08,626 | 00:11:10,246 | This doesn't change who we are at school. | This doesn't change who we are at school. |
238 | 00:11:10,670 | 00:11:13,300 | We can't let on that we're anything but sworn enemies. | We can't let on that we're anything but sworn enemies. |
239 | 00:11:13,381 | 00:11:15,301 | -I never hated anyone more. -chuckles] | -I never hated anyone more. -chuckles] |
240 | 00:11:17,510 | 00:11:19,100 | Mm. And you can't tell Blair. | Mm. And you can't tell Blair. |
241 | 00:11:19,679 | 00:11:20,509 | She's my sister. | She's my sister. |
242 | 00:11:20,596 | 00:11:21,846 | You know how word spreads. | You know how word spreads. |
243 | 00:11:21,931 | 00:11:24,021 | If one person knows, everyone knows. | If one person knows, everyone knows. |
244 | 00:11:24,600 | 00:11:26,100 | This has to be kept a secret. | This has to be kept a secret. |
245 | 00:11:27,812 | 00:11:31,192 | Unless... you don't want to do this anymore. | Unless... you don't want to do this anymore. |
246 | 00:11:31,524 | 00:11:32,984 | I do, very much. | I do, very much. |
247 | 00:11:34,360 | 00:11:35,190 | Good. | Good. |
248 | 00:11:35,695 | 00:11:36,525 | Me, too. | Me, too. |
249 | 00:11:41,242 | 00:11:42,792 | [Blair] How could you keep this from me? | [Blair] How could you keep this from me? |
250 | 00:11:44,829 | 00:11:47,459 | When did you first taste this flavor profile? | When did you first taste this flavor profile? |
251 | 00:11:47,540 | 00:11:48,580 | Um, like, a week ago. | Um, like, a week ago. |
252 | 00:11:48,958 | 00:11:49,788 | Last week? | Last week? |
253 | 00:11:50,584 | 00:11:53,094 | We implemented a 24-hour turnaround rule | We implemented a 24-hour turnaround rule |
254 | 00:11:53,170 | 00:11:55,340 | on sharing information for a reason, Sterl. | on sharing information for a reason, Sterl. |
255 | 00:11:55,798 | 00:11:57,508 | I thought that was just for, like, major events. | I thought that was just for, like, major events. |
256 | 00:11:57,967 | 00:12:00,547 | If the discovery of a new and delicious topping combination | If the discovery of a new and delicious topping combination |
257 | 00:12:00,636 | 00:12:01,506 | isn't a major event, | isn't a major event, |
258 | 00:12:01,595 | 00:12:03,595 | -then I don't know what is. -You're right, I'm sorry. | -then I don't know what is. -You're right, I'm sorry. |
259 | 00:12:03,681 | 00:12:07,731 | Once again, I wade through the mind-numbing, teen-themed vortex. | Once again, I wade through the mind-numbing, teen-themed vortex. |
260 | 00:12:07,810 | 00:12:09,480 | Yogurt toppings aren't teen-themed. | Yogurt toppings aren't teen-themed. |
261 | 00:12:09,562 | 00:12:10,732 | Yeah, they are all ages. | Yeah, they are all ages. |
262 | 00:12:10,813 | 00:12:13,233 | I wade through the all-ages vortex | I wade through the all-ages vortex |
263 | 00:12:13,315 | 00:12:16,185 | to bring your attention to our skip. | to bring your attention to our skip. |
264 | 00:12:16,277 | 00:12:17,277 | Oh. | Oh. |
265 | 00:12:17,361 | 00:12:21,571 | Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren-Z." | Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren-Z." |
266 | 00:12:21,657 | 00:12:22,827 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
267 | 00:12:22,908 | 00:12:24,658 | I know him. He's the dude who's ripped off, | I know him. He's the dude who's ripped off, |
268 | 00:12:24,744 | 00:12:26,834 | like, every major song hook for the past decade. | like, every major song hook for the past decade. |
269 | 00:12:27,371 | 00:12:28,711 | Yeah, well, this Vanilla Ice | Yeah, well, this Vanilla Ice |
270 | 00:12:28,789 | 00:12:31,539 | is also guilty of trafficking heavy loads of drugs. | is also guilty of trafficking heavy loads of drugs. |
271 | 00:12:32,293 | 00:12:34,343 | Got Yolanda out 150K. | Got Yolanda out 150K. |
272 | 00:12:34,420 | 00:12:36,960 | Aw. Your eyes turn into little hearts when you say her name. | Aw. Your eyes turn into little hearts when you say her name. |
273 | 00:12:37,047 | 00:12:38,467 | -Please, stop it. -Yeah, Bowsy. | -Please, stop it. -Yeah, Bowsy. |
274 | 00:12:38,549 | 00:12:41,089 | You and Yolanda's name should get a room. | You and Yolanda's name should get a room. |
275 | 00:12:41,177 | 00:12:44,007 | -Uh-uh. That's not why she left. -Now that's Michelle's gone, you could-- | -Uh-uh. That's not why she left. -Now that's Michelle's gone, you could-- |
276 | 00:12:44,096 | 00:12:46,266 | I made a decision for myself | I made a decision for myself |
277 | 00:12:46,474 | 00:12:48,144 | to close that chapter of my life. | to close that chapter of my life. |
278 | 00:12:48,225 | 00:12:51,015 | You pruned the roses so that new blooms could grow. | You pruned the roses so that new blooms could grow. |
279 | 00:12:51,645 | 00:12:52,475 | No. | No. |
280 | 00:12:53,147 | 00:12:54,107 | Y'all are trippin'. | Y'all are trippin'. |
281 | 00:12:54,190 | 00:12:56,360 | Yolanda and I are just keeping things professional, | Yolanda and I are just keeping things professional, |
282 | 00:12:56,776 | 00:12:58,486 | and this is the most professional it's ever been. | and this is the most professional it's ever been. |
283 | 00:12:58,736 | 00:13:00,776 | She's never thrown me a big case like this before. | She's never thrown me a big case like this before. |
284 | 00:13:01,197 | 00:13:03,067 | We've got a good track record going right now. | We've got a good track record going right now. |
285 | 00:13:03,157 | 00:13:03,987 | Okay? | Okay? |
286 | 00:13:04,074 | 00:13:05,584 | Let's try not to screw it up. | Let's try not to screw it up. |
287 | 00:13:06,368 | 00:13:07,328 | You hear me? | You hear me? |
288 | 00:13:08,245 | 00:13:09,075 | All right. | All right. |
289 | 00:13:09,914 | 00:13:11,544 | This guy's job says... | This guy's job says... |
290 | 00:13:13,292 | 00:13:15,172 | "EDM DJ"? | "EDM DJ"? |
291 | 00:13:16,420 | 00:13:18,010 | All those letters supposed to mean something? | All those letters supposed to mean something? |
292 | 00:13:18,088 | 00:13:20,548 | Yeah, you know, EDM. | Yeah, you know, EDM. |
293 | 00:13:21,550 | 00:13:22,380 | You know, like: | You know, like: |
294 | 00:13:22,968 | 00:13:24,508 | ♪ Everybody whoo ♪ | ♪ Everybody whoo ♪ |
295 | 00:13:24,595 | 00:13:26,055 | ♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪ | ♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪ |
296 | 00:13:26,138 | 00:13:28,638 | ♪ Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak Horn! ♪ | ♪ Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak Horn! ♪ |
297 | 00:13:28,724 | 00:13:30,144 | ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪ | ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪ |
298 | 00:13:30,226 | 00:13:31,806 | ♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪ | ♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪ |
299 | 00:13:33,145 | 00:13:33,975 | That didn't help. | That didn't help. |
300 | 00:13:34,063 | 00:13:37,403 | Yeah, EDM, it stands for Electronic Dance "Music," | Yeah, EDM, it stands for Electronic Dance "Music," |
301 | 00:13:37,483 | 00:13:39,783 | although I don't know if it can actually be considered music, | although I don't know if it can actually be considered music, |
302 | 00:13:39,860 | 00:13:42,570 | seeing as it's just pressing buttons, uh... | seeing as it's just pressing buttons, uh... |
303 | 00:13:42,988 | 00:13:44,158 | I'm genuinely asking. | I'm genuinely asking. |
304 | 00:13:44,240 | 00:13:45,370 | Huh. | Huh. |
305 | 00:13:46,283 | 00:13:47,283 | God, you're deep. | God, you're deep. |
306 | 00:13:48,452 | 00:13:49,752 | I don't say this enough. | I don't say this enough. |
307 | 00:13:50,120 | 00:13:52,210 | I am so grateful to have you in my life. | I am so grateful to have you in my life. |
308 | 00:13:52,289 | 00:13:53,119 | Oh. | Oh. |
309 | 00:13:53,207 | 00:13:55,667 | A person who makes me ponder and grow. | A person who makes me ponder and grow. |
310 | 00:13:55,751 | 00:13:57,751 | Oh, Blair, I'm so grateful for you, too! | Oh, Blair, I'm so grateful for you, too! |
311 | 00:13:57,837 | 00:14:00,837 | -Hey, you know what I'd be grateful for? -Yolanda? | -Hey, you know what I'd be grateful for? -Yolanda? |
312 | 00:14:01,632 | 00:14:04,052 | Someone to sweep up this mess of jimmies on the floor here | Someone to sweep up this mess of jimmies on the floor here |
313 | 00:14:04,343 | 00:14:07,643 | while I figure out how we gonna catch this ripoff artist. | while I figure out how we gonna catch this ripoff artist. |
314 | 00:14:09,181 | 00:14:10,271 | See that there? | See that there? |
315 | 00:14:10,808 | 00:14:11,728 | That's a broom. | That's a broom. |
316 | 00:14:12,935 | 00:14:13,765 | Wow. | Wow. |
317 | 00:14:14,770 | 00:14:15,980 | -Winner, winner, chicken dinner. -I didn't-- | -Winner, winner, chicken dinner. -I didn't-- |
318 | 00:14:16,063 | 00:14:17,823 | -Clean up the jimmies. -I didn't do that. | -Clean up the jimmies. -I didn't do that. |
319 | 00:14:18,482 | 00:14:20,032 | Oh, my gosh, look at that. | Oh, my gosh, look at that. |
320 | 00:14:20,109 | 00:14:21,989 | You're so much closer to the broom. | You're so much closer to the broom. |
321 | 00:14:22,069 | 00:14:24,279 | Thanks, Sterl. You're the best. | Thanks, Sterl. You're the best. |
322 | 00:14:26,031 | 00:14:28,951 | [speaking Spanish] We're a few days away from your big exam. | [speaking Spanish] We're a few days away from your big exam. |
323 | 00:14:29,034 | 00:14:30,244 | Let's switch up partners | Let's switch up partners |
324 | 00:14:30,327 | 00:14:34,667 | and see what discoveries await. | and see what discoveries await. |
325 | 00:14:37,209 | 00:14:38,169 | -Blair. -Yes. | -Blair. -Yes. |
326 | 00:14:38,252 | 00:14:40,842 | Please agree to be my partner before Brenda with the not-so-great breath | Please agree to be my partner before Brenda with the not-so-great breath |
327 | 00:14:40,921 | 00:14:41,761 | turns my way. | turns my way. |
328 | 00:14:42,423 | 00:14:43,473 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
329 | 00:14:43,549 | 00:14:45,259 | Okay, I will totally save you from that. | Okay, I will totally save you from that. |
330 | 00:14:47,428 | 00:14:48,758 | Hey, I just partnered with Luke | Hey, I just partnered with Luke |
331 | 00:14:48,846 | 00:14:50,216 | because of Brenda and her bad breath. | because of Brenda and her bad breath. |
332 | 00:14:55,394 | 00:14:57,154 | [chuckles] Partners again. | [chuckles] Partners again. |
333 | 00:14:57,229 | 00:14:58,649 | [mock groan] You? Really? | [mock groan] You? Really? |
334 | 00:14:59,356 | 00:15:00,266 | [groans] | [groans] |
335 | 00:15:02,985 | 00:15:05,605 | Do you want to start the conversation or should I? | Do you want to start the conversation or should I? |
336 | 00:15:06,572 | 00:15:09,032 | Well, knowing you, I'm sure you're dying to go first, | Well, knowing you, I'm sure you're dying to go first, |
337 | 00:15:09,116 | 00:15:09,946 | so go ahead. | so go ahead. |
338 | 00:15:11,452 | 00:15:12,372 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
339 | 00:15:13,412 | 00:15:17,632 | It's so hot in Mexico this time of year. | It's so hot in Mexico this time of year. |
340 | 00:15:18,417 | 00:15:22,457 | Would you like to join me for an evening swim? | Would you like to join me for an evening swim? |
341 | 00:15:22,546 | 00:15:23,376 | Oh. | Oh. |
342 | 00:15:23,464 | 00:15:25,634 | [both giggle] | [both giggle] |
343 | 00:15:25,716 | 00:15:27,506 | [Luke] I miss your family. | [Luke] I miss your family. |
344 | 00:15:27,593 | 00:15:30,103 | My home and parents. | My home and parents. |
345 | 00:15:30,179 | 00:15:32,099 | -It's not great. -Yes. | -It's not great. -Yes. |
346 | 00:15:32,181 | 00:15:33,721 | How is Chloe? | How is Chloe? |
347 | 00:15:33,807 | 00:15:38,057 | She still has many worms. | She still has many worms. |
348 | 00:15:39,396 | 00:15:40,606 | That is so Chloe. | That is so Chloe. |
349 | 00:15:41,106 | 00:15:41,976 | [Blair chuckles] | [Blair chuckles] |
350 | 00:15:42,066 | 00:15:45,106 | [pronouncing Spanish words] | [pronouncing Spanish words] |
351 | 00:15:47,237 | 00:15:48,657 | Hey! Psst! | Hey! Psst! |
352 | 00:15:48,739 | 00:15:49,869 | I think she's good. | I think she's good. |
353 | 00:15:53,869 | 00:15:54,949 | [Blair] Is your tongue okay? | [Blair] Is your tongue okay? |
354 | 00:15:55,037 | 00:15:56,247 | What? Yeah, what? | What? Yeah, what? |
355 | 00:15:56,747 | 00:15:58,077 | That thing just now with April. | That thing just now with April. |
356 | 00:15:58,332 | 00:16:01,752 | What was she, like, training you for the Olympics of speaking Spanish? | What was she, like, training you for the Olympics of speaking Spanish? |
357 | 00:16:01,835 | 00:16:03,245 | It's fine. She can't help herself. | It's fine. She can't help herself. |
358 | 00:16:03,837 | 00:16:06,167 | Please stop not saying bad things about April. | Please stop not saying bad things about April. |
359 | 00:16:06,256 | 00:16:07,626 | -[cell phone bleeps and dings] -Oh. | -[cell phone bleeps and dings] -Oh. |
360 | 00:16:07,716 | 00:16:09,586 | Bowser got a lead on that Fren-Z guy. | Bowser got a lead on that Fren-Z guy. |
361 | 00:16:10,302 | 00:16:11,222 | [groans] | [groans] |
362 | 00:16:11,303 | 00:16:12,643 | 4 p.m.? No! | 4 p.m.? No! |
363 | 00:16:12,721 | 00:16:13,761 | I-- I can't! | I-- I can't! |
364 | 00:16:13,847 | 00:16:15,017 | I have a date today with Miles | I have a date today with Miles |
365 | 00:16:15,099 | 00:16:17,309 | and I swore on your future grave that I wouldn't flake. | and I swore on your future grave that I wouldn't flake. |
366 | 00:16:17,393 | 00:16:19,773 | -Hmm. Pinning that for later. -Whatever. | -Hmm. Pinning that for later. -Whatever. |
367 | 00:16:19,853 | 00:16:21,693 | Our first lock-in meeting is today after school. | Our first lock-in meeting is today after school. |
368 | 00:16:22,272 | 00:16:23,152 | You know, if I don’t show up | You know, if I don’t show up |
369 | 00:16:23,232 | 00:16:25,482 | they're gonna assign me some lame job like vomit patrol. | they're gonna assign me some lame job like vomit patrol. |
370 | 00:16:25,567 | 00:16:27,237 | -Ew. -[cell phone bleeps and dings] | -Ew. -[cell phone bleeps and dings] |
371 | 00:16:27,319 | 00:16:28,779 | -[sighs] -Oh. | -[sighs] -Oh. |
372 | 00:16:28,862 | 00:16:30,702 | "Be there or be dead." | "Be there or be dead." |
373 | 00:16:30,781 | 00:16:33,411 | Oh, no, he's learned how to use emojis just to threaten us. | Oh, no, he's learned how to use emojis just to threaten us. |
374 | 00:16:33,492 | 00:16:34,372 | That's serious. | That's serious. |
375 | 00:16:34,451 | 00:16:35,831 | We should be serious, too. | We should be serious, too. |
376 | 00:16:36,370 | 00:16:38,330 | A job worth doing is a job worth doing well. | A job worth doing is a job worth doing well. |
377 | 00:16:38,414 | 00:16:39,334 | Ooh, Bible? | Ooh, Bible? |
378 | 00:16:39,415 | 00:16:40,665 | -Instagram. -Oh. | -Instagram. -Oh. |
379 | 00:16:41,166 | 00:16:42,036 | Grand Forces... | Grand Forces... |
380 | 00:16:43,168 | 00:16:46,048 | Hey, that's right by the O'Quigleys' on Peachtree. | Hey, that's right by the O'Quigleys' on Peachtree. |
381 | 00:16:46,380 | 00:16:47,760 | I'll make my date there with Miles | I'll make my date there with Miles |
382 | 00:16:47,840 | 00:16:50,010 | so I can be with Bowser before, from 4:00 to 6:00. | so I can be with Bowser before, from 4:00 to 6:00. |
383 | 00:16:50,092 | 00:16:51,392 | And then you can come cover | And then you can come cover |
384 | 00:16:51,468 | 00:16:52,758 | when you're done with your lock-in meeting. | when you're done with your lock-in meeting. |
385 | 00:16:52,845 | 00:16:54,175 | No vomit patrol. | No vomit patrol. |
386 | 00:16:54,263 | 00:16:55,433 | Yes, great! | Yes, great! |
387 | 00:16:55,514 | 00:16:58,934 | You know, we are really nailing this work-life balance. | You know, we are really nailing this work-life balance. |
388 | 00:16:59,018 | 00:17:00,558 | -Mm. -Why do women complain so much? | -Mm. -Why do women complain so much? |
389 | 00:17:00,644 | 00:17:01,854 | It's super easy to have it all. | It's super easy to have it all. |
390 | 00:17:01,937 | 00:17:04,267 | We might not know everything there is to know just yet. | We might not know everything there is to know just yet. |
391 | 00:17:04,732 | 00:17:05,942 | We've got to be close. | We've got to be close. |
392 | 00:17:06,400 | 00:17:08,320 | The woman at Target did call me "ma'am" yesterday. | The woman at Target did call me "ma'am" yesterday. |
393 | 00:17:08,402 | 00:17:09,782 | [gasps] I'm telling you! | [gasps] I'm telling you! |
394 | 00:17:10,821 | 00:17:13,371 | [Bowser] That's far too much liquid consumption while on the job. | [Bowser] That's far too much liquid consumption while on the job. |
395 | 00:17:13,449 | 00:17:15,239 | -[rock music playing] -I'm fine. | -[rock music playing] -I'm fine. |
396 | 00:17:22,708 | 00:17:23,918 | We've been here a while. | We've been here a while. |
397 | 00:17:24,001 | 00:17:26,921 | Do you think he decided it was too risky to slip in some studio time? | Do you think he decided it was too risky to slip in some studio time? |
398 | 00:17:27,379 | 00:17:29,009 | You're right. He probably snuck in | You're right. He probably snuck in |
399 | 00:17:29,089 | 00:17:31,879 | through his super-secret- no-paparazzi-Beyoncé-back-door. | through his super-secret- no-paparazzi-Beyoncé-back-door. |
400 | 00:17:33,552 | 00:17:35,892 | Never again speak of Beyoncé's back door. | Never again speak of Beyoncé's back door. |
401 | 00:17:35,971 | 00:17:38,601 | [groans] That is not what I meant, child! | [groans] That is not what I meant, child! |
402 | 00:17:38,724 | 00:17:40,234 | Come on. Let's go check out the inside. | Come on. Let's go check out the inside. |
403 | 00:17:40,476 | 00:17:42,186 | Okay, but it's almost six o'clock. | Okay, but it's almost six o'clock. |
404 | 00:17:43,103 | 00:17:44,813 | What, you turn into a pumpkin at six? | What, you turn into a pumpkin at six? |
405 | 00:17:45,397 | 00:17:47,977 | No, that's when Sterling gets here. | No, that's when Sterling gets here. |
406 | 00:17:48,067 | 00:17:49,227 | Well, we'll fill her in. | Well, we'll fill her in. |
407 | 00:17:50,402 | 00:17:51,992 | Where is that "Blair, go get 'em" energy | Where is that "Blair, go get 'em" energy |
408 | 00:17:52,071 | 00:17:53,531 | that I'm always trying to squash? | that I'm always trying to squash? |
409 | 00:17:54,073 | 00:17:55,533 | You're always asking for some undercover work. | You're always asking for some undercover work. |
410 | 00:17:55,824 | 00:17:57,284 | Here's some covers to go get under. | Here's some covers to go get under. |
411 | 00:17:58,202 | 00:17:59,042 | Come on! | Come on! |
412 | 00:17:59,578 | 00:18:01,788 | Hi, I'm the manager of Blackheart here. | Hi, I'm the manager of Blackheart here. |
413 | 00:18:01,872 | 00:18:04,082 | -Hi. -She's a singer and, uh... | -Hi. -She's a singer and, uh... |
414 | 00:18:05,834 | 00:18:06,964 | A songwriter. | A songwriter. |
415 | 00:18:07,252 | 00:18:09,002 | -Yeah. -Singer-songwriter. | -Yeah. -Singer-songwriter. |
416 | 00:18:09,213 | 00:18:11,553 | I'm fresh off my Disney contract | I'm fresh off my Disney contract |
417 | 00:18:11,632 | 00:18:13,472 | and ready to do something new. | and ready to do something new. |
418 | 00:18:13,801 | 00:18:16,391 | Something that's a little more me, you know? | Something that's a little more me, you know? |
419 | 00:18:16,762 | 00:18:18,182 | Goodbye, Mickey Mouse ears | Goodbye, Mickey Mouse ears |
420 | 00:18:18,263 | 00:18:22,103 | and hello, overtly sexual devil horns. | and hello, overtly sexual devil horns. |
421 | 00:18:22,351 | 00:18:23,521 | We'd like to tour your facility | We'd like to tour your facility |
422 | 00:18:23,602 | 00:18:26,982 | and see if they can handle everything Miss Blackheart has in mind, here. | and see if they can handle everything Miss Blackheart has in mind, here. |
423 | 00:18:27,064 | 00:18:28,154 | The superstar room. | The superstar room. |
424 | 00:18:28,232 | 00:18:31,362 | -Mm-hm. -Show me where Janelle Monáe laid it down. | -Mm-hm. -Show me where Janelle Monáe laid it down. |
425 | 00:18:31,443 | 00:18:34,863 | Four is our VIP Studio, but it's booked today. | Four is our VIP Studio, but it's booked today. |
426 | 00:18:35,531 | 00:18:36,451 | Who's the VIP? | Who's the VIP? |
427 | 00:18:36,532 | 00:18:37,782 | Girl, I wish I knew. | Girl, I wish I knew. |
428 | 00:18:37,866 | 00:18:39,196 | They booked under a pseudonym. | They booked under a pseudonym. |
429 | 00:18:39,284 | 00:18:41,954 | I mean, unless Burt Reynolds just has risen from the dead. | I mean, unless Burt Reynolds just has risen from the dead. |
430 | 00:18:42,037 | 00:18:43,457 | Oh. One could hope. | Oh. One could hope. |
431 | 00:18:43,539 | 00:18:44,999 | Uh, give me one minute? | Uh, give me one minute? |
432 | 00:18:45,082 | 00:18:46,792 | -Sure, do your thing. Right. -Okay. | -Sure, do your thing. Right. -Okay. |
433 | 00:18:47,417 | 00:18:49,207 | [Bowser mutters indistinctly] | [Bowser mutters indistinctly] |
434 | 00:18:54,174 | 00:18:55,474 | Hi. Yes, it says... | Hi. Yes, it says... |
435 | 00:18:56,301 | 00:18:57,221 | That could be him. | That could be him. |
436 | 00:18:57,594 | 00:18:58,854 | Nice work, Blackheart. | Nice work, Blackheart. |
437 | 00:18:59,429 | 00:19:01,269 | [woman] Okay. Perfect. Let me... | [woman] Okay. Perfect. Let me... |
438 | 00:19:05,561 | 00:19:06,401 | Um... | Um... |
439 | 00:19:07,604 | 00:19:08,524 | I've got to pee. | I've got to pee. |
440 | 00:19:08,605 | 00:19:10,815 | Goddamn it, I told you about them liquids, didn't I? | Goddamn it, I told you about them liquids, didn't I? |
441 | 00:19:11,066 | 00:19:12,146 | -Didn't I? -Yes. | -Didn't I? -Yes. |
442 | 00:19:12,234 | 00:19:13,574 | -Hurry up. -Okay. | -Hurry up. -Okay. |
443 | 00:19:13,819 | 00:19:14,699 | You never listen. | You never listen. |
444 | 00:19:14,945 | 00:19:16,405 | -Sorry. -Self-hydrate. | -Sorry. -Self-hydrate. |
445 | 00:19:16,488 | 00:19:18,158 | ♪ Well, she's so ♪ | ♪ Well, she's so ♪ |
446 | 00:19:18,240 | 00:19:24,580 | ♪ Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ | ♪ Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ |
447 | 00:19:24,663 | 00:19:26,753 | ♪ That's why I love her ♪ | ♪ That's why I love her ♪ |
448 | 00:19:28,250 | 00:19:29,170 | ♪ Love her ♪ | ♪ Love her ♪ |
449 | 00:19:30,127 | 00:19:30,997 | ♪ Love her ♪ | ♪ Love her ♪ |
450 | 00:19:31,795 | 00:19:33,375 | ♪ So tough, ah-hah ♪ | ♪ So tough, ah-hah ♪ |
451 | 00:19:33,463 | 00:19:34,883 | ♪ She's tough ah-hah ♪ | ♪ She's tough ah-hah ♪ |
452 | 00:19:34,965 | 00:19:36,255 | ♪ Oh, look at that girl ♪ | ♪ Oh, look at that girl ♪ |
453 | 00:19:36,341 | 00:19:38,341 | -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Mmm, baby ♪ | -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Mmm, baby ♪ |
454 | 00:19:38,427 | 00:19:40,547 | -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ | -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ |
455 | 00:19:46,351 | 00:19:48,691 | -Hey! Miles! -Hey! | -Hey! Miles! -Hey! |
456 | 00:19:48,770 | 00:19:49,900 | I'm sorry I'm late. | I'm sorry I'm late. |
457 | 00:19:51,190 | 00:19:53,900 | See, punctuality is just this little thing | See, punctuality is just this little thing |
458 | 00:19:53,984 | 00:19:56,744 | that helps us organize around the space-time continuum. | that helps us organize around the space-time continuum. |
459 | 00:19:56,820 | 00:19:57,860 | It's no big deal. | It's no big deal. |
460 | 00:19:57,946 | 00:19:59,776 | Okay, it won't happen again. | Okay, it won't happen again. |
461 | 00:20:00,157 | 00:20:02,367 | I'm letting it go. Letting it go. | I'm letting it go. Letting it go. |
462 | 00:20:03,202 | 00:20:04,372 | You wore the shirt. | You wore the shirt. |
463 | 00:20:04,995 | 00:20:06,075 | -[chuckles] -Oh. | -[chuckles] -Oh. |
464 | 00:20:06,163 | 00:20:08,173 | -It's nubbier than I'd imagined. -Yeah? | -It's nubbier than I'd imagined. -Yeah? |
465 | 00:20:09,124 | 00:20:10,004 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
466 | 00:20:10,292 | 00:20:12,382 | I am so happy to be out of the house. | I am so happy to be out of the house. |
467 | 00:20:12,461 | 00:20:13,421 | -Really? -Yes! | -Really? -Yes! |
468 | 00:20:13,503 | 00:20:16,303 | My mom, when she is stressed, we are all stressed. | My mom, when she is stressed, we are all stressed. |
469 | 00:20:16,381 | 00:20:18,681 | See, she has this fundraiser thing going on at the house tonight, | See, she has this fundraiser thing going on at the house tonight, |
470 | 00:20:18,759 | 00:20:20,259 | so we've been tiptoeing around. | so we've been tiptoeing around. |
471 | 00:20:20,761 | 00:20:22,301 | We're not allowed to sit on the furniture, | We're not allowed to sit on the furniture, |
472 | 00:20:22,387 | 00:20:24,097 | for fear we might mess up the pillows. | for fear we might mess up the pillows. |
473 | 00:20:24,181 | 00:20:25,351 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
474 | 00:20:25,432 | 00:20:27,682 | She was wiping down my footsteps right out the front door. | She was wiping down my footsteps right out the front door. |
475 | 00:20:27,768 | 00:20:29,978 | Oh, my God. My mom is exactly the same. | Oh, my God. My mom is exactly the same. |
476 | 00:20:30,187 | 00:20:31,357 | It's, like, God forbid | It's, like, God forbid |
477 | 00:20:31,438 | 00:20:33,398 | people actually look like they live in the house | people actually look like they live in the house |
478 | 00:20:33,482 | 00:20:34,982 | when company's coming over. | when company's coming over. |
479 | 00:20:35,067 | 00:20:37,567 | It's, like, our family is so tidy | It's, like, our family is so tidy |
480 | 00:20:37,819 | 00:20:40,199 | -we don't even leave butt-impressions. -[chuckles] | -we don't even leave butt-impressions. -[chuckles] |
481 | 00:20:40,864 | 00:20:43,244 | But when you think about it, butt-impressions are kinda nasty, though. | But when you think about it, butt-impressions are kinda nasty, though. |
482 | 00:20:43,325 | 00:20:45,115 | Yeah, especially when they're warm? | Yeah, especially when they're warm? |
483 | 00:20:45,327 | 00:20:46,697 | And then you sit on them. | And then you sit on them. |
484 | 00:20:47,788 | 00:20:50,418 | Ew. Do you think someone left a butt-impression here before? | Ew. Do you think someone left a butt-impression here before? |
485 | 00:20:50,499 | 00:20:52,419 | I don't know, but I'm about to. | I don't know, but I'm about to. |
486 | 00:20:53,001 | 00:20:53,841 | Scoot over. | Scoot over. |
487 | 00:20:55,379 | 00:20:57,089 | [grunts] Scooch. | [grunts] Scooch. |
488 | 00:20:57,172 | 00:20:59,422 | Yes, come over here and give me your butt-impression. | Yes, come over here and give me your butt-impression. |
489 | 00:20:59,967 | 00:21:00,967 | That's gross. | That's gross. |
490 | 00:21:01,843 | 00:21:03,853 | -All right, are you hungry? -Always. | -All right, are you hungry? -Always. |
491 | 00:21:03,929 | 00:21:05,809 | Cheers, y'all. We made it. | Cheers, y'all. We made it. |
492 | 00:21:05,889 | 00:21:07,179 | [Debbie chuckles] | [Debbie chuckles] |
493 | 00:21:07,266 | 00:21:10,346 | Oh, y'all, it has been so strange not seeing Luke around the house. | Oh, y'all, it has been so strange not seeing Luke around the house. |
494 | 00:21:10,435 | 00:21:11,595 | Tell us, how's he doing? | Tell us, how's he doing? |
495 | 00:21:11,687 | 00:21:14,147 | He's gone full fruit and nuts on us. | He's gone full fruit and nuts on us. |
496 | 00:21:14,356 | 00:21:17,276 | -He carries around a guitar all day. -[Debbie] Oh. | -He carries around a guitar all day. -[Debbie] Oh. |
497 | 00:21:17,359 | 00:21:18,899 | He's wearing a ring on his thumb, | He's wearing a ring on his thumb, |
498 | 00:21:18,986 | 00:21:21,106 | like he's the damn Governor of California. | like he's the damn Governor of California. |
499 | 00:21:21,947 | 00:21:24,697 | Please don't shame our son for his creative expression. | Please don't shame our son for his creative expression. |
500 | 00:21:25,117 | 00:21:26,827 | Boys have feelings, too. | Boys have feelings, too. |
501 | 00:21:28,203 | 00:21:29,203 | So do men. | So do men. |
502 | 00:21:29,288 | 00:21:30,658 | Hm. Impossible to tell. | Hm. Impossible to tell. |
503 | 00:21:31,498 | 00:21:34,538 | Well, I think it's just wonderful that he's picked up a new hobby. | Well, I think it's just wonderful that he's picked up a new hobby. |
504 | 00:21:34,626 | 00:21:35,626 | -Yeah. -Yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah. |
505 | 00:21:35,711 | 00:21:36,841 | Well, how about Sterling? | Well, how about Sterling? |
506 | 00:21:36,920 | 00:21:38,300 | Oh, she's pretty good. | Oh, she's pretty good. |
507 | 00:21:38,380 | 00:21:40,260 | I mean, the girls are so busy with school | I mean, the girls are so busy with school |
508 | 00:21:40,340 | 00:21:42,470 | and their new job that we barely see them. | and their new job that we barely see them. |
509 | 00:21:42,551 | 00:21:45,601 | Bet you're taking advantage of all that alone time. | Bet you're taking advantage of all that alone time. |
510 | 00:21:45,679 | 00:21:46,639 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
511 | 00:21:47,264 | 00:21:49,564 | Well, you know, we do our best. [chuckles] | Well, you know, we do our best. [chuckles] |
512 | 00:21:50,934 | 00:21:51,774 | [Lynn chuckles] | [Lynn chuckles] |
513 | 00:21:52,477 | 00:21:54,057 | Debbie, these glasses are gorgeous. | Debbie, these glasses are gorgeous. |
514 | 00:21:54,146 | 00:21:56,606 | Thank you. Um, just William Sonoma. | Thank you. Um, just William Sonoma. |
515 | 00:21:56,690 | 00:21:58,360 | -Hm. -Oh, Lord. | -Hm. -Oh, Lord. |
516 | 00:21:59,318 | 00:22:00,858 | We don't need any more glasses. | We don't need any more glasses. |
517 | 00:22:01,570 | 00:22:03,950 | Do you have any idea how many glasses we have in our cabinet? | Do you have any idea how many glasses we have in our cabinet? |
518 | 00:22:04,281 | 00:22:05,911 | We've had glasses from our wedding | We've had glasses from our wedding |
519 | 00:22:05,991 | 00:22:07,871 | that have probably never touched a person's lips. | that have probably never touched a person's lips. |
520 | 00:22:07,951 | 00:22:08,791 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
521 | 00:22:08,869 | 00:22:11,079 | I wasn't implying that I wanted new glasses, | I wasn't implying that I wanted new glasses, |
522 | 00:22:11,163 | 00:22:12,663 | I was just giving a compliment. | I was just giving a compliment. |
523 | 00:22:13,248 | 00:22:15,578 | See, that's when you say something nice to someone. | See, that's when you say something nice to someone. |
524 | 00:22:15,667 | 00:22:16,497 | Anyone? | Anyone? |
525 | 00:22:17,044 | 00:22:17,884 | That's new. | That's new. |
526 | 00:22:19,254 | 00:22:21,554 | You know, I don't think I've ever heard about your wedding. | You know, I don't think I've ever heard about your wedding. |
527 | 00:22:21,631 | 00:22:23,551 | I'm sure it was gorgeous, knowing your taste, Lynn. | I'm sure it was gorgeous, knowing your taste, Lynn. |
528 | 00:22:23,633 | 00:22:25,263 | Too bad I didn't get to plan it. | Too bad I didn't get to plan it. |
529 | 00:22:25,344 | 00:22:28,064 | [forced chuckle] No, that honor was literally wrestled away from me | [forced chuckle] No, that honor was literally wrestled away from me |
530 | 00:22:28,138 | 00:22:29,808 | by my dearest mother-in-law. | by my dearest mother-in-law. |
531 | 00:22:30,182 | 00:22:31,432 | [Anderson] Literally wrestled? | [Anderson] Literally wrestled? |
532 | 00:22:31,516 | 00:22:33,516 | [snickers] I've got to hear that story. | [snickers] I've got to hear that story. |
533 | 00:22:33,602 | 00:22:37,562 | Well, my mama is the epitome of decorum. | Well, my mama is the epitome of decorum. |
534 | 00:22:38,273 | 00:22:42,193 | [chuckles] Yeah, nothing says decorum like SPAM served at a reception. | [chuckles] Yeah, nothing says decorum like SPAM served at a reception. |
535 | 00:22:42,694 | 00:22:44,614 | -It was corned beef hash. -It was pig slop. | -It was corned beef hash. -It was pig slop. |
536 | 00:22:44,696 | 00:22:46,986 | Yeah, you know what they say about mothers-in-law, right? | Yeah, you know what they say about mothers-in-law, right? |
537 | 00:22:47,074 | 00:22:48,244 | "Better a knife in the back, | "Better a knife in the back, |
538 | 00:22:48,325 | 00:22:50,155 | so at least you don't have to see them when you die." | so at least you don't have to see them when you die." |
539 | 00:22:50,744 | 00:22:52,254 | Mother's not that bad. | Mother's not that bad. |
540 | 00:22:52,746 | 00:22:54,576 | -Didn't say she was. -You implied it. | -Didn't say she was. -You implied it. |
541 | 00:22:54,664 | 00:22:55,544 | Maybe I did. | Maybe I did. |
542 | 00:22:58,502 | 00:23:00,712 | All right, uhhhh... | All right, uhhhh... |
543 | 00:23:01,505 | 00:23:02,545 | Uhhhh... | Uhhhh... |
544 | 00:23:04,257 | 00:23:07,387 | Or maybe-- maybe I should get the loaded grilled cheese? | Or maybe-- maybe I should get the loaded grilled cheese? |
545 | 00:23:07,969 | 00:23:10,179 | -What do you think? -Tomatoes, bacon and three cheeses? | -What do you think? -Tomatoes, bacon and three cheeses? |
546 | 00:23:10,263 | 00:23:11,103 | That's all you. | That's all you. |
547 | 00:23:14,434 | 00:23:15,394 | Bring it all. | Bring it all. |
548 | 00:23:15,477 | 00:23:16,767 | Chips and salsa, the grilled cheese, | Chips and salsa, the grilled cheese, |
549 | 00:23:16,853 | 00:23:18,613 | the jalapeño poppers, and the swiss mushroom burger | the jalapeño poppers, and the swiss mushroom burger |
550 | 00:23:18,688 | 00:23:20,148 | with extra fries and a side of ranch. | with extra fries and a side of ranch. |
551 | 00:23:20,524 | 00:23:22,034 | Thank you so much, Elizabeth. | Thank you so much, Elizabeth. |
552 | 00:23:24,319 | 00:23:25,949 | That is a ton of food. | That is a ton of food. |
553 | 00:23:26,655 | 00:23:29,735 | No. Okay, a little bit, but we'll have a smorgasbord. | No. Okay, a little bit, but we'll have a smorgasbord. |
554 | 00:23:30,242 | 00:23:31,622 | -A smorgasbord? -Yep. | -A smorgasbord? -Yep. |
555 | 00:23:32,369 | 00:23:34,499 | I don't-- I've never heard anyone say that in real life. | I don't-- I've never heard anyone say that in real life. |
556 | 00:23:34,579 | 00:23:36,209 | It's Swedish for “food-in-mouth adventure.” | It's Swedish for “food-in-mouth adventure.” |
557 | 00:23:37,290 | 00:23:38,880 | -O-- Okay. -[forced chuckle] | -O-- Okay. -[forced chuckle] |
558 | 00:23:40,001 | 00:23:42,131 | Oh, my God, you know what I just realized? | Oh, my God, you know what I just realized? |
559 | 00:23:42,379 | 00:23:44,259 | I forgot to tell her how I like my burger cooked. | I forgot to tell her how I like my burger cooked. |
560 | 00:23:44,339 | 00:23:45,879 | -I'll find her. -Oh, no, no. | -I'll find her. -Oh, no, no. |
561 | 00:23:45,966 | 00:23:48,336 | You know what I've got to go talk to the chef directly. | You know what I've got to go talk to the chef directly. |
562 | 00:23:48,427 | 00:23:51,557 | I don't trust words to describe my preferred meat temperature. | I don't trust words to describe my preferred meat temperature. |
563 | 00:23:51,638 | 00:23:53,058 | It's weird. I have reference photos. | It's weird. I have reference photos. |
564 | 00:23:55,767 | 00:23:56,597 | Be right back. | Be right back. |
565 | 00:24:22,752 | 00:24:24,962 | -[cell phone buzzes] -[gasps] | -[cell phone buzzes] -[gasps] |
566 | 00:24:26,923 | 00:24:28,763 | Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late. | Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late. |
567 | 00:24:28,842 | 00:24:29,842 | Uh, I'm leaving now. | Uh, I'm leaving now. |
568 | 00:24:30,510 | 00:24:32,140 | You haven't even left yet? | You haven't even left yet? |
569 | 00:24:33,430 | 00:24:36,020 | Oh, my God, get in that Volt and drive it like you stole it. | Oh, my God, get in that Volt and drive it like you stole it. |
570 | 00:24:36,558 | 00:24:38,138 | But carefully. Precious cargo. | But carefully. Precious cargo. |
571 | 00:24:38,560 | 00:24:39,390 | Just hurry! | Just hurry! |
572 | 00:24:42,314 | 00:24:44,074 | ♪ Well, she's so ♪ | ♪ Well, she's so ♪ |
573 | 00:24:44,149 | 00:24:50,909 | ♪Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ | ♪Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ |
574 | 00:24:50,989 | 00:24:52,619 | ♪ That's why I love her ♪ | ♪ That's why I love her ♪ |
575 | 00:24:53,575 | 00:24:54,405 | ♪ So tough ♪ | ♪ So tough ♪ |
576 | 00:24:54,493 | 00:24:56,413 | -Ah-hah ♪ -Mmm, baby ♪ | -Ah-hah ♪ -Mmm, baby ♪ |
577 | 00:24:56,495 | 00:24:57,325 | ♪ Ah-hah ♪ | ♪ Ah-hah ♪ |
578 | 00:24:57,412 | 00:24:59,502 | -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪ | -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪ |
579 | 00:25:01,750 | 00:25:04,380 | Yeah, all right. She's here now, so we can-- | Yeah, all right. She's here now, so we can-- |
580 | 00:25:04,461 | 00:25:06,711 | -[hip hop music playing] -That was a hell of a piss. | -[hip hop music playing] -That was a hell of a piss. |
581 | 00:25:07,214 | 00:25:08,724 | You've been gone 20 minutes. | You've been gone 20 minutes. |
582 | 00:25:08,798 | 00:25:09,668 | Hey. | Hey. |
583 | 00:25:10,634 | 00:25:13,264 | This isn't really about me peeing. We both know that, buddy. | This isn't really about me peeing. We both know that, buddy. |
584 | 00:25:13,345 | 00:25:14,295 | This is about... | This is about... |
585 | 00:25:15,263 | 00:25:16,683 | This is about you and Yolanda. | This is about you and Yolanda. |
586 | 00:25:17,432 | 00:25:18,892 | -How in the he--? -Yep. Hey! | -How in the he--? -Yep. Hey! |
587 | 00:25:18,975 | 00:25:21,845 | I really think that you are selling yourself short. | I really think that you are selling yourself short. |
588 | 00:25:22,604 | 00:25:25,364 | -What are you afraid of, Bowser? -I'm not afraid of anything. | -What are you afraid of, Bowser? -I'm not afraid of anything. |
589 | 00:25:25,440 | 00:25:26,690 | -Oh. -Okay? | -Oh. -Okay? |
590 | 00:25:26,775 | 00:25:28,185 | -Okay. -I’m being respectful. | -Okay. -I’m being respectful. |
591 | 00:25:29,152 | 00:25:30,822 | We’re friends and colleagues. | We’re friends and colleagues. |
592 | 00:25:30,904 | 00:25:33,824 | Wow. Well, you know who else started out as colleagues? | Wow. Well, you know who else started out as colleagues? |
593 | 00:25:34,658 | 00:25:35,778 | -Michelle and Barack. -Oh. | -Michelle and Barack. -Oh. |
594 | 00:25:35,867 | 00:25:38,577 | Can you imagine if they had stopped there? | Can you imagine if they had stopped there? |
595 | 00:25:38,662 | 00:25:40,622 | You owe it to your country to see it through. | You owe it to your country to see it through. |
596 | 00:25:41,206 | 00:25:43,116 | You all right? You look a little sweaty. | You all right? You look a little sweaty. |
597 | 00:25:43,959 | 00:25:45,339 | Um... | Um... |
598 | 00:25:45,418 | 00:25:48,048 | It's really not okay to point out someone's sweat patterns. | It's really not okay to point out someone's sweat patterns. |
599 | 00:25:48,838 | 00:25:51,508 | Sweat sensitivity is a thing with you kids--? | Sweat sensitivity is a thing with you kids--? |
600 | 00:25:51,591 | 00:25:52,971 | Jesus Chri-- | Jesus Chri-- |
601 | 00:25:53,593 | 00:25:54,723 | Okay. [chuckles] | Okay. [chuckles] |
602 | 00:25:55,345 | 00:25:57,095 | I'm sorry. I didn't know. | I'm sorry. I didn't know. |
603 | 00:25:58,139 | 00:25:59,389 | -Wow. -Mm. | -Wow. -Mm. |
604 | 00:25:59,474 | 00:26:02,734 | You admitted you were wrong, and then were open to change. | You admitted you were wrong, and then were open to change. |
605 | 00:26:03,687 | 00:26:05,557 | There's not enough people like you out there, Bowser. | There's not enough people like you out there, Bowser. |
606 | 00:26:07,732 | 00:26:10,242 | Yeah, how many people do you know, anyway, huh? | Yeah, how many people do you know, anyway, huh? |
607 | 00:26:11,278 | 00:26:13,068 | Miles says he likes my ripeness. | Miles says he likes my ripeness. |
608 | 00:26:13,154 | 00:26:14,704 | Okay, you two ready? | Okay, you two ready? |
609 | 00:26:14,781 | 00:26:16,411 | -Yes, please. -All right, you sure? | -Yes, please. -All right, you sure? |
610 | 00:26:16,491 | 00:26:17,951 | -So, ready. Come on. -Okay, let's go. | -So, ready. Come on. -Okay, let's go. |
611 | 00:26:18,034 | 00:26:19,374 | We're a full-service studio. | We're a full-service studio. |
612 | 00:26:19,452 | 00:26:21,372 | We've been open now about 26 years. | We've been open now about 26 years. |
613 | 00:26:21,454 | 00:26:23,334 | [Bowser] Yeah, you can almost smell the talent. | [Bowser] Yeah, you can almost smell the talent. |
614 | 00:26:23,415 | 00:26:25,495 | -Uh, that's definitely weed. -[Bowser chuckles] | -Uh, that's definitely weed. -[Bowser chuckles] |
615 | 00:26:25,584 | 00:26:27,044 | What's your security situation like? | What's your security situation like? |
616 | 00:26:27,127 | 00:26:28,627 | Is there another entrance besides this one? | Is there another entrance besides this one? |
617 | 00:26:28,712 | 00:26:32,632 | I'm keeping a low profile while my stylist perfects my new look. | I'm keeping a low profile while my stylist perfects my new look. |
618 | 00:26:32,716 | 00:26:34,586 | We're still tweaking it. It's all about branding. | We're still tweaking it. It's all about branding. |
619 | 00:26:34,676 | 00:26:36,756 | -[cell phone rings] -Mm. Uh, okay, FedEx. | -[cell phone rings] -Mm. Uh, okay, FedEx. |
620 | 00:26:36,845 | 00:26:38,555 | Uh, let me sign for this and I'll come back. | Uh, let me sign for this and I'll come back. |
621 | 00:26:38,638 | 00:26:40,848 | This is the kitchen, bananas, you know, yeah. | This is the kitchen, bananas, you know, yeah. |
622 | 00:26:41,641 | 00:26:42,481 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
623 | 00:26:43,977 | 00:26:45,187 | Mm. Peanut M&Ms. | Mm. Peanut M&Ms. |
624 | 00:26:45,270 | 00:26:46,440 | Hey, put those back. | Hey, put those back. |
625 | 00:26:46,771 | 00:26:47,941 | Probably charge you four times | Probably charge you four times |
626 | 00:26:48,023 | 00:26:49,653 | what you can get them for down at the Publix. | what you can get them for down at the Publix. |
627 | 00:26:50,442 | 00:26:52,442 | We're not actually renting space here. | We're not actually renting space here. |
628 | 00:26:53,320 | 00:26:54,900 | Pretty sure these are free as a bird. | Pretty sure these are free as a bird. |
629 | 00:26:55,322 | 00:26:56,912 | No. I'll get my own-- | No. I'll get my own-- |
630 | 00:26:58,783 | 00:27:00,913 | I'm not the one lighting money on fire, | I'm not the one lighting money on fire, |
631 | 00:27:00,994 | 00:27:03,204 | letting the studio go unused. Z? | letting the studio go unused. Z? |
632 | 00:27:03,830 | 00:27:06,960 | We talked about this. You may not use those words with me. | We talked about this. You may not use those words with me. |
633 | 00:27:11,004 | 00:27:12,634 | -Hmm. -Oh, my God, Bowser. | -Hmm. -Oh, my God, Bowser. |
634 | 00:27:12,922 | 00:27:14,802 | -What? -She is so into you. | -What? -She is so into you. |
635 | 00:27:15,550 | 00:27:17,390 | You need to go flirt it up. Get in there. | You need to go flirt it up. Get in there. |
636 | 00:27:17,469 | 00:27:19,219 | No, stop it. You are seeing things, child. | No, stop it. You are seeing things, child. |
637 | 00:27:19,304 | 00:27:20,974 | Um, no, I am not. | Um, no, I am not. |
638 | 00:27:22,807 | 00:27:25,347 | Look, you're the one who told us that we needed to go undercover. | Look, you're the one who told us that we needed to go undercover. |
639 | 00:27:25,810 | 00:27:27,440 | I've obviously killed it. | I've obviously killed it. |
640 | 00:27:27,687 | 00:27:29,517 | Now it's your turn to be Foxy Brown. | Now it's your turn to be Foxy Brown. |
641 | 00:27:30,106 | 00:27:30,936 | What? | What? |
642 | 00:27:31,024 | 00:27:33,944 | I guess you would be more of a Fox-o Brown because you're a man. | I guess you would be more of a Fox-o Brown because you're a man. |
643 | 00:27:35,028 | 00:27:36,608 | Please stop. Don't ever do that-- | Please stop. Don't ever do that-- |
644 | 00:27:36,696 | 00:27:39,156 | -[woman] Ready for the rest of the tour? -Oh, we are, but first, | -[woman] Ready for the rest of the tour? -Oh, we are, but first, |
645 | 00:27:39,240 | 00:27:40,620 | I'm sorry, could I hit the ladies'? | I'm sorry, could I hit the ladies'? |
646 | 00:27:40,700 | 00:27:41,660 | Are you serious? | Are you serious? |
647 | 00:27:41,743 | 00:27:43,793 | Yeah, I really overdid it with the liquids. | Yeah, I really overdid it with the liquids. |
648 | 00:27:43,870 | 00:27:45,620 | -Plus, you could... -Mm. | -Plus, you could... -Mm. |
649 | 00:27:46,456 | 00:27:47,536 | -[chuckles] Yeah. -Follow me. | -[chuckles] Yeah. -Follow me. |
650 | 00:27:47,624 | 00:27:50,424 | Oh, girl. We got Toto toilets in every stall. | Oh, girl. We got Toto toilets in every stall. |
651 | 00:27:50,752 | 00:27:52,752 | It is so depressing going home to a regular john. | It is so depressing going home to a regular john. |
652 | 00:27:53,088 | 00:27:53,918 | Toto? | Toto? |
653 | 00:27:54,005 | 00:27:56,005 | ['50s pop music playing] | ['50s pop music playing] |
654 | 00:27:59,511 | 00:28:00,721 | [blows into hand] | [blows into hand] |
655 | 00:28:01,221 | 00:28:03,181 | ♪ I found love ♪ | ♪ I found love ♪ |
656 | 00:28:03,264 | 00:28:05,484 | ♪ Tonight ♪ | ♪ Tonight ♪ |
657 | 00:28:05,558 | 00:28:06,388 | Hey. | Hey. |
658 | 00:28:08,228 | 00:28:10,478 | You should definitely add "portraits of diverse women" | You should definitely add "portraits of diverse women" |
659 | 00:28:10,563 | 00:28:11,733 | to the scavenger hunt, Hannah B. | to the scavenger hunt, Hannah B. |
660 | 00:28:11,815 | 00:28:12,855 | That’ll keep people busy. | That’ll keep people busy. |
661 | 00:28:12,941 | 00:28:16,241 | Hmm. I feel so bad that Ezequiel got stuck with puke duty. | Hmm. I feel so bad that Ezequiel got stuck with puke duty. |
662 | 00:28:16,319 | 00:28:18,109 | He could have picked a different time for his appointment. | He could have picked a different time for his appointment. |
663 | 00:28:18,196 | 00:28:20,566 | He's having emergency kidney stone removal. | He's having emergency kidney stone removal. |
664 | 00:28:20,657 | 00:28:22,237 | And what, doctors refuse to do surgery | And what, doctors refuse to do surgery |
665 | 00:28:22,325 | 00:28:24,235 | -on the weekends? -Oh, gosh darn it! Um... | -on the weekends? -Oh, gosh darn it! Um... |
666 | 00:28:24,327 | 00:28:26,117 | I forgot my water bottle in Fellowship. | I forgot my water bottle in Fellowship. |
667 | 00:28:26,204 | 00:28:27,754 | Ezequiel's stones are a great reminder. | Ezequiel's stones are a great reminder. |
668 | 00:28:27,831 | 00:28:30,131 | -We got to stay hydrated. -Mm-hm. | -We got to stay hydrated. -Mm-hm. |
669 | 00:28:31,876 | 00:28:35,416 | I think I also left my water bottle in there. | I think I also left my water bottle in there. |
670 | 00:28:35,505 | 00:28:36,415 | I'll wait for you here. | I'll wait for you here. |
671 | 00:28:36,965 | 00:28:37,795 | Oh, you can go ahead. | Oh, you can go ahead. |
672 | 00:28:38,258 | 00:28:39,588 | You rode in with me today. | You rode in with me today. |
673 | 00:28:40,719 | 00:28:42,469 | And that means I have to ride home with you, too? | And that means I have to ride home with you, too? |
674 | 00:28:43,096 | 00:28:45,676 | No. Sorry for assuming that. | No. Sorry for assuming that. |
675 | 00:28:46,141 | 00:28:46,981 | Whatever. | Whatever. |
676 | 00:28:47,517 | 00:28:49,557 | Are you still coming to dinner tonight? | Are you still coming to dinner tonight? |
677 | 00:28:50,019 | 00:28:51,019 | My mom made... | My mom made... |
678 | 00:28:52,313 | 00:28:53,313 | lamb chops. | lamb chops. |
679 | 00:28:55,525 | 00:28:56,685 | There it is. | There it is. |
680 | 00:28:59,571 | 00:29:00,951 | Sorry. [chuckles] | Sorry. [chuckles] |
681 | 00:29:01,781 | 00:29:03,871 | I didn't actually leave my water bottle. | I didn't actually leave my water bottle. |
682 | 00:29:03,950 | 00:29:04,910 | I know. | I know. |
683 | 00:29:05,577 | 00:29:07,997 | It was an excuse to get you back here. I'm glad you caught on. | It was an excuse to get you back here. I'm glad you caught on. |
684 | 00:29:08,079 | 00:29:09,749 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
685 | 00:29:09,831 | 00:29:13,461 | And you went so far as to actually leave yours? | And you went so far as to actually leave yours? |
686 | 00:29:14,002 | 00:29:15,632 | Well, that way it wasn't a lie. | Well, that way it wasn't a lie. |
687 | 00:29:18,590 | 00:29:19,720 | How are you so good? | How are you so good? |
688 | 00:29:20,341 | 00:29:21,341 | You're good, too. | You're good, too. |
689 | 00:29:22,260 | 00:29:23,800 | You're just trapped in a lie, that's all. | You're just trapped in a lie, that's all. |
690 | 00:29:24,929 | 00:29:26,259 | And lying is the worst. | And lying is the worst. |
691 | 00:29:26,347 | 00:29:28,177 | I've been doing it to Blair for days now, | I've been doing it to Blair for days now, |
692 | 00:29:28,266 | 00:29:30,016 | and I really, really don't like it. | and I really, really don't like it. |
693 | 00:29:30,852 | 00:29:32,692 | My neck's all tense, like it gets when I'm hangry. | My neck's all tense, like it gets when I'm hangry. |
694 | 00:29:35,273 | 00:29:36,983 | At least this version of lying | At least this version of lying |
695 | 00:29:37,233 | 00:29:40,903 | comes with decent benefits. | comes with decent benefits. |
696 | 00:29:45,033 | 00:29:46,453 | It doesn't have to be like this. | It doesn't have to be like this. |
697 | 00:29:47,786 | 00:29:50,786 | We should be able to be ourselves and be together, | We should be able to be ourselves and be together, |
698 | 00:29:50,872 | 00:29:52,792 | like, together-together. | like, together-together. |
699 | 00:29:53,541 | 00:29:54,381 | You serious? | You serious? |
700 | 00:29:56,169 | 00:29:58,629 | Was it fun when you got outed with Luke? | Was it fun when you got outed with Luke? |
701 | 00:29:59,172 | 00:30:04,142 | Because this would be a zillion times worse. | Because this would be a zillion times worse. |
702 | 00:30:06,971 | 00:30:07,851 | I'm not that brave. | I'm not that brave. |
703 | 00:30:09,349 | 00:30:12,559 | First of all, you're the reason I got outed with Luke. | First of all, you're the reason I got outed with Luke. |
704 | 00:30:13,061 | 00:30:13,941 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
705 | 00:30:14,854 | 00:30:15,774 | It was... | It was... |
706 | 00:30:17,816 | 00:30:19,146 | misdirected anger. | misdirected anger. |
707 | 00:30:22,362 | 00:30:24,032 | I'm done hiding parts of myself | I'm done hiding parts of myself |
708 | 00:30:24,113 | 00:30:26,283 | because someone else says that they're bad or wrong. | because someone else says that they're bad or wrong. |
709 | 00:30:28,117 | 00:30:30,157 | I'm seeing things in a whole new way. | I'm seeing things in a whole new way. |
710 | 00:30:31,329 | 00:30:32,789 | Like when you learn a new word | Like when you learn a new word |
711 | 00:30:32,872 | 00:30:35,002 | and then all of a sudden you start hearing it everywhere. | and then all of a sudden you start hearing it everywhere. |
712 | 00:30:36,167 | 00:30:38,547 | That's what this feels like, but all the time. | That's what this feels like, but all the time. |
713 | 00:30:39,754 | 00:30:41,384 | "Us" as a thing? | "Us" as a thing? |
714 | 00:30:42,173 | 00:30:44,383 | [chuckles] I'm, like, was it always there | [chuckles] I'm, like, was it always there |
715 | 00:30:44,467 | 00:30:47,007 | and, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something? | and, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something? |
716 | 00:30:50,056 | 00:30:52,176 | My body and my mind. | My body and my mind. |
717 | 00:30:53,726 | 00:30:56,346 | New parts and pathways are opening up | New parts and pathways are opening up |
718 | 00:30:56,437 | 00:30:58,817 | and I want to give them the space to do that. | and I want to give them the space to do that. |
719 | 00:31:01,192 | 00:31:02,822 | Did I just write my college essay? | Did I just write my college essay? |
720 | 00:31:07,949 | 00:31:10,369 | It's called compartmentalization, | It's called compartmentalization, |
721 | 00:31:10,451 | 00:31:14,541 | and honestly, it's not that hard if you're an organized thinker. | and honestly, it's not that hard if you're an organized thinker. |
722 | 00:31:14,622 | 00:31:15,962 | I can tutor you if you want. | I can tutor you if you want. |
723 | 00:31:16,040 | 00:31:16,960 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
724 | 00:31:17,041 | 00:31:18,421 | We shouldn't have to hide. | We shouldn't have to hide. |
725 | 00:31:18,668 | 00:31:22,168 | You know, I want to know all of you. And the world should know all of you, too. | You know, I want to know all of you. And the world should know all of you, too. |
726 | 00:31:22,255 | 00:31:23,625 | ["Walk Away" playing] | ["Walk Away" playing] |
727 | 00:31:23,715 | 00:31:25,465 | If not, then what's the point? [chuckles] | If not, then what's the point? [chuckles] |
728 | 00:31:25,550 | 00:31:28,220 | ♪ But now you are staged ♪ | ♪ But now you are staged ♪ |
729 | 00:31:29,596 | 00:31:34,176 | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ |
730 | 00:31:35,602 | 00:31:40,322 | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ |
731 | 00:31:41,608 | 00:31:46,198 | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ | ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ |
732 | 00:31:50,617 | 00:31:52,617 | So, you didn't like our honeymoon? | So, you didn't like our honeymoon? |
733 | 00:31:52,702 | 00:31:53,662 | [groans] | [groans] |
734 | 00:31:54,203 | 00:31:55,123 | What was there to like? | What was there to like? |
735 | 00:31:55,204 | 00:31:56,874 | We were killing mosquitoes in Florida. | We were killing mosquitoes in Florida. |
736 | 00:31:56,956 | 00:31:57,866 | It was Sanibel. | It was Sanibel. |
737 | 00:31:57,957 | 00:31:59,457 | It was Fort Myers. | It was Fort Myers. |
738 | 00:31:59,876 | 00:32:02,416 | Just because they share a bay does not mean they're the same place. | Just because they share a bay does not mean they're the same place. |
739 | 00:32:04,255 | 00:32:06,125 | You know, I noticed your soap in the kitchen. | You know, I noticed your soap in the kitchen. |
740 | 00:32:06,215 | 00:32:07,675 | Wood and sea salt. | Wood and sea salt. |
741 | 00:32:08,134 | 00:32:10,604 | I mean, the combinations that they come up with. | I mean, the combinations that they come up with. |
742 | 00:32:11,179 | 00:32:13,429 | I refill that fancy bottle with soap from the dollar store. | I refill that fancy bottle with soap from the dollar store. |
743 | 00:32:14,265 | 00:32:15,845 | Oh, life hacks! | Oh, life hacks! |
744 | 00:32:17,268 | 00:32:19,848 | Great, you know you should see Vernon wash his hands. | Great, you know you should see Vernon wash his hands. |
745 | 00:32:20,188 | 00:32:22,268 | It looks like Dexter right after a kill. | It looks like Dexter right after a kill. |
746 | 00:32:22,357 | 00:32:23,897 | He nearly scrubs them raw. | He nearly scrubs them raw. |
747 | 00:32:23,983 | 00:32:27,033 | She's always telling me about the importance of building up antibodies. | She's always telling me about the importance of building up antibodies. |
748 | 00:32:27,111 | 00:32:28,361 | -[chuckles] -[Debbie] Well... | -[chuckles] -[Debbie] Well... |
749 | 00:32:29,238 | 00:32:31,698 | Just wish you would have told me where you wanted to go. | Just wish you would have told me where you wanted to go. |
750 | 00:32:31,783 | 00:32:33,493 | Honey! I hinted at Italy. | Honey! I hinted at Italy. |
751 | 00:32:33,576 | 00:32:35,116 | Please. I didn't want to be rude. | Please. I didn't want to be rude. |
752 | 00:32:37,080 | 00:32:38,870 | You know, we went out of the country. | You know, we went out of the country. |
753 | 00:32:39,415 | 00:32:40,455 | -[Vernon] Mm-hm. -It was... | -[Vernon] Mm-hm. -It was... |
754 | 00:32:40,875 | 00:32:41,995 | Overrated. | Overrated. |
755 | 00:32:42,085 | 00:32:43,285 | -Yeah, it was. -Mm-hm. | -Yeah, it was. -Mm-hm. |
756 | 00:32:43,378 | 00:32:45,298 | The food in Paris was-- | The food in Paris was-- |
757 | 00:32:45,380 | 00:32:47,170 | The baguettes, hard cheese... | The baguettes, hard cheese... |
758 | 00:32:47,256 | 00:32:49,796 | -like your tray out there. Different. -[Lynn] So much cheese. | -like your tray out there. Different. -[Lynn] So much cheese. |
759 | 00:32:49,884 | 00:32:51,264 | It was just [mock retch] You know? | It was just [mock retch] You know? |
760 | 00:32:51,344 | 00:32:53,104 | All right, y'all. Stop. Stop. | All right, y'all. Stop. Stop. |
761 | 00:32:55,932 | 00:32:57,682 | I'm sorry. We're-- | I'm sorry. We're-- |
762 | 00:32:58,309 | 00:32:59,389 | We're fine. | We're fine. |
763 | 00:32:59,686 | 00:33:01,146 | We're just having a-- a little... | We're just having a-- a little... |
764 | 00:33:02,146 | 00:33:03,556 | [sings] A little nothing. | [sings] A little nothing. |
765 | 00:33:03,648 | 00:33:05,898 | No, it's not nothing. | No, it's not nothing. |
766 | 00:33:06,734 | 00:33:07,694 | It's not. | It's not. |
767 | 00:33:08,319 | 00:33:09,279 | Be honest. | Be honest. |
768 | 00:33:09,821 | 00:33:11,991 | -Stop. -No, no, no, no, no, come on. | -Stop. -No, no, no, no, no, come on. |
769 | 00:33:12,073 | 00:33:14,663 | You were honest about your dirty little dollar store soap secret. | You were honest about your dirty little dollar store soap secret. |
770 | 00:33:15,243 | 00:33:16,953 | Be honest. Huh, why stop there? Go on. | Be honest. Huh, why stop there? Go on. |
771 | 00:33:17,036 | 00:33:18,656 | Stop it. It's not funny. | Stop it. It's not funny. |
772 | 00:33:18,746 | 00:33:20,036 | Deborah. They say that honesty is the key to all-- | Deborah. They say that honesty is the key to all-- |
773 | 00:33:20,123 | 00:33:21,043 | Hey. | Hey. |
774 | 00:33:24,419 | 00:33:26,379 | It's getting late and, um... | It's getting late and, um... |
775 | 00:33:26,671 | 00:33:27,881 | Luke is afraid of the dark. | Luke is afraid of the dark. |
776 | 00:33:27,964 | 00:33:30,134 | [Lynn] You know, I think I left the iron on. | [Lynn] You know, I think I left the iron on. |
777 | 00:33:30,216 | 00:33:32,296 | We've got to go. We need to go. | We've got to go. We need to go. |
778 | 00:33:33,261 | 00:33:34,101 | It's dangerous. | It's dangerous. |
779 | 00:33:35,430 | 00:33:36,850 | -Thank you. -Thank you for the... | -Thank you. -Thank you for the... |
780 | 00:33:46,065 | 00:33:47,475 | Hey, where were we? | Hey, where were we? |
781 | 00:33:47,942 | 00:33:49,782 | No. No, where were you? | No. No, where were you? |
782 | 00:33:49,986 | 00:33:51,446 | I texted you, I called you. | I texted you, I called you. |
783 | 00:33:51,529 | 00:33:53,319 | It took that long to explain "well done"? | It took that long to explain "well done"? |
784 | 00:33:53,406 | 00:33:55,236 | Well, if you must know... | Well, if you must know... |
785 | 00:33:55,324 | 00:33:57,544 | Oh, you're back. | Oh, you're back. |
786 | 00:33:57,618 | 00:33:58,788 | Yeah, I'm back. [chuckles] | Yeah, I'm back. [chuckles] |
787 | 00:33:58,870 | 00:33:59,910 | You were gone for so long, | You were gone for so long, |
788 | 00:33:59,996 | 00:34:02,366 | I was worried for Mr. Handsome here that you bolted. | I was worried for Mr. Handsome here that you bolted. |
789 | 00:34:03,791 | 00:34:04,711 | Well, I didn't. | Well, I didn't. |
790 | 00:34:05,126 | 00:34:06,416 | You two need anything else? | You two need anything else? |
791 | 00:34:06,502 | 00:34:07,672 | Uh, no, I think we're good. | Uh, no, I think we're good. |
792 | 00:34:07,754 | 00:34:10,594 | Uh, one extreme brownie sundae, please. | Uh, one extreme brownie sundae, please. |
793 | 00:34:10,673 | 00:34:11,843 | We have to get a sundae, | We have to get a sundae, |
794 | 00:34:11,924 | 00:34:16,394 | or wait, are you more of a dark cherry chocolate cheesecake type of guy? | or wait, are you more of a dark cherry chocolate cheesecake type of guy? |
795 | 00:34:16,471 | 00:34:17,471 | I could do either one. | I could do either one. |
796 | 00:34:18,598 | 00:34:21,638 | Elizabeth, did I tell you that it's his birthday? | Elizabeth, did I tell you that it's his birthday? |
797 | 00:34:21,726 | 00:34:23,726 | -[gasps] -Yeah. Could you gather everyone up? | -[gasps] -Yeah. Could you gather everyone up? |
798 | 00:34:23,811 | 00:34:25,151 | I wanted to have a real to-do. | I wanted to have a real to-do. |
799 | 00:34:25,229 | 00:34:26,689 | One to-do, comin' up. | One to-do, comin' up. |
800 | 00:34:29,233 | 00:34:30,533 | Why did you tell her that? | Why did you tell her that? |
801 | 00:34:31,444 | 00:34:32,654 | To give you something special. | To give you something special. |
802 | 00:34:32,737 | 00:34:35,317 | Strangers singing to me on my fake birthday? | Strangers singing to me on my fake birthday? |
803 | 00:34:36,157 | 00:34:37,367 | That's not special, Blair. | That's not special, Blair. |
804 | 00:34:38,451 | 00:34:39,451 | Oh. | Oh. |
805 | 00:34:39,535 | 00:34:41,825 | I'm flubbing this way worse than our first date. | I'm flubbing this way worse than our first date. |
806 | 00:34:43,039 | 00:34:44,499 | Maybe I'm bad at dates. | Maybe I'm bad at dates. |
807 | 00:34:44,999 | 00:34:47,459 | Maybe we should only go on excursions from now on. | Maybe we should only go on excursions from now on. |
808 | 00:34:47,543 | 00:34:50,133 | -Or galavants, or trips to Hawaii. -[table vibrating] | -Or galavants, or trips to Hawaii. -[table vibrating] |
809 | 00:34:50,880 | 00:34:52,590 | -What, is that you? -Oh. | -What, is that you? -Oh. |
810 | 00:34:54,759 | 00:34:56,589 | -Restless leg syndrome. -[cell phone dinging] | -Restless leg syndrome. -[cell phone dinging] |
811 | 00:34:56,677 | 00:34:58,427 | Are those from your yogurt boss? | Are those from your yogurt boss? |
812 | 00:34:58,971 | 00:35:00,141 | Are you're supposed to be at work? | Are you're supposed to be at work? |
813 | 00:35:00,640 | 00:35:01,560 | What? No. | What? No. |
814 | 00:35:01,933 | 00:35:03,523 | No, it's all good. | No, it's all good. |
815 | 00:35:03,976 | 00:35:05,226 | -Are you sure? -Yeah. | -Are you sure? -Yeah. |
816 | 00:35:05,311 | 00:35:06,901 | I mean, because you're all over the place. | I mean, because you're all over the place. |
817 | 00:35:06,979 | 00:35:09,519 | It's not new, but today you're especially pinball-like. | It's not new, but today you're especially pinball-like. |
818 | 00:35:09,607 | 00:35:10,527 | Mm-mm. | Mm-mm. |
819 | 00:35:12,360 | 00:35:15,450 | -I should cool it on the Cokes. [sighs] -[cell phone dings] | -I should cool it on the Cokes. [sighs] -[cell phone dings] |
820 | 00:35:15,530 | 00:35:16,360 | God. | God. |
821 | 00:35:16,447 | 00:35:17,777 | All right. Okay, go. | All right. Okay, go. |
822 | 00:35:18,825 | 00:35:20,865 | No, it's obviously important, just-- | No, it's obviously important, just-- |
823 | 00:35:21,077 | 00:35:23,867 | They're just having an issue with the fudge pump at the store. | They're just having an issue with the fudge pump at the store. |
824 | 00:35:23,955 | 00:35:26,325 | And I'm the only one who can speak to Cathy | And I'm the only one who can speak to Cathy |
825 | 00:35:26,415 | 00:35:27,575 | in her native language, | in her native language, |
826 | 00:35:27,667 | 00:35:30,747 | which is speaking in low undertones that she can hear. | which is speaking in low undertones that she can hear. |
827 | 00:35:30,837 | 00:35:31,877 | -Right. -So, uh... | -Right. -So, uh... |
828 | 00:35:32,338 | 00:35:34,128 | just give me two minutes, okay? | just give me two minutes, okay? |
829 | 00:35:36,384 | 00:35:37,684 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
830 | 00:35:38,928 | 00:35:41,308 | [cell phone buzzes] | [cell phone buzzes] |
831 | 00:35:41,848 | 00:35:42,678 | Hey. | Hey. |
832 | 00:35:43,141 | 00:35:45,271 | Hi, I'm sorry, I have to go. Blair's already so pissed at me. | Hi, I'm sorry, I have to go. Blair's already so pissed at me. |
833 | 00:35:45,351 | 00:35:47,441 | -Convince me. -What? | -Convince me. -What? |
834 | 00:35:49,438 | 00:35:51,398 | Convince me we can do this. | Convince me we can do this. |
835 | 00:35:52,316 | 00:35:54,236 | You take the affirmative. I'll take the negative. | You take the affirmative. I'll take the negative. |
836 | 00:35:55,403 | 00:35:57,113 | You want to debate this? | You want to debate this? |
837 | 00:35:59,657 | 00:36:02,367 | Okay. Do you have a stopwatch or should I just self-time? | Okay. Do you have a stopwatch or should I just self-time? |
838 | 00:36:03,077 | 00:36:03,907 | Just start. | Just start. |
839 | 00:36:05,913 | 00:36:06,753 | Okay. | Okay. |
840 | 00:36:07,790 | 00:36:09,500 | You're worried about what people will think, | You're worried about what people will think, |
841 | 00:36:10,042 | 00:36:12,132 | but there's a lot of people who love us unconditionally. | but there's a lot of people who love us unconditionally. |
842 | 00:36:13,421 | 00:36:17,551 | With a post condition that we follow their rules for love. | With a post condition that we follow their rules for love. |
843 | 00:36:18,926 | 00:36:20,466 | Our parents will understand. | Our parents will understand. |
844 | 00:36:21,596 | 00:36:23,006 | My parents are hateful bigots. | My parents are hateful bigots. |
845 | 00:36:24,140 | 00:36:26,270 | Ellen. Ellen can guide us. | Ellen. Ellen can guide us. |
846 | 00:36:26,350 | 00:36:28,980 | Sweet pushover Ellen is going to take on the parents | Sweet pushover Ellen is going to take on the parents |
847 | 00:36:29,061 | 00:36:31,481 | of the private school elite who pay her bills? | of the private school elite who pay her bills? |
848 | 00:36:32,440 | 00:36:35,570 | There are more people living out in our country than ever before. | There are more people living out in our country than ever before. |
849 | 00:36:36,027 | 00:36:40,027 | And yet I still hear the word "fag" around school, like, five times a day. | And yet I still hear the word "fag" around school, like, five times a day. |
850 | 00:36:41,741 | 00:36:43,121 | My sister will be supportive. | My sister will be supportive. |
851 | 00:36:44,243 | 00:36:45,453 | Your sister hates me. | Your sister hates me. |
852 | 00:36:46,037 | 00:36:49,287 | Blair doesn't hate, she questions things she doesn't understand. | Blair doesn't hate, she questions things she doesn't understand. |
853 | 00:36:50,249 | 00:36:52,289 | And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of questions | And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of questions |
854 | 00:36:52,376 | 00:36:54,666 | and maybe some... | and maybe some... |
855 | 00:36:55,504 | 00:36:56,844 | irritation... [sighs] | irritation... [sighs] |
856 | 00:36:56,923 | 00:37:00,303 | ...but you ignited something in me that I don't want to shut down, | ...but you ignited something in me that I don't want to shut down, |
857 | 00:37:00,384 | 00:37:02,724 | and you say that you're not brave, but you kissed me back. | and you say that you're not brave, but you kissed me back. |
858 | 00:37:02,803 | 00:37:03,643 | That was brave. | That was brave. |
859 | 00:37:04,222 | 00:37:05,892 | You could have just walked away. | You could have just walked away. |
860 | 00:37:07,141 | 00:37:08,731 | You've already taken one leap, | You've already taken one leap, |
861 | 00:37:08,809 | 00:37:12,019 | let's keep going, together. | let's keep going, together. |
862 | 00:37:22,823 | 00:37:25,373 | Oh, oh, boy. Well, well, | Oh, oh, boy. Well, well, |
863 | 00:37:25,451 | 00:37:30,041 | there's my little disappearing-reappearing shootin' star. | there's my little disappearing-reappearing shootin' star. |
864 | 00:37:30,373 | 00:37:33,213 | -Hey, Charlie, this is Blackheart. -Hi. | -Hey, Charlie, this is Blackheart. -Hi. |
865 | 00:37:33,292 | 00:37:36,422 | I've just been hearing about your massive plans. | I've just been hearing about your massive plans. |
866 | 00:37:36,921 | 00:37:38,801 | Setting out to outsell Tay Sway? | Setting out to outsell Tay Sway? |
867 | 00:37:39,423 | 00:37:40,513 | Ambitious. | Ambitious. |
868 | 00:37:40,591 | 00:37:41,471 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
869 | 00:37:41,550 | 00:37:42,890 | Yeah. Well... | Yeah. Well... |
870 | 00:37:43,552 | 00:37:45,512 | ambitious is kind of my middle name. | ambitious is kind of my middle name. |
871 | 00:37:45,596 | 00:37:47,006 | Black "Ambitious" Heart. | Black "Ambitious" Heart. |
872 | 00:37:47,765 | 00:37:51,725 | You inspired this handsome man to break out of the hair metal genre, | You inspired this handsome man to break out of the hair metal genre, |
873 | 00:37:51,811 | 00:37:54,191 | which I have never heard described | which I have never heard described |
874 | 00:37:54,272 | 00:37:56,482 | with such raw, sexual passion. | with such raw, sexual passion. |
875 | 00:37:57,149 | 00:37:59,649 | I nearly got my lighter out and waved it in the air. | I nearly got my lighter out and waved it in the air. |
876 | 00:37:59,735 | 00:38:01,565 | Well, we all have a first love, baby. | Well, we all have a first love, baby. |
877 | 00:38:01,654 | 00:38:03,414 | -Don't tease me. -Mm. | -Don't tease me. -Mm. |
878 | 00:38:03,489 | 00:38:04,319 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
879 | 00:38:04,407 | 00:38:07,487 | I have some amazing producers I'd love to hook you up with. | I have some amazing producers I'd love to hook you up with. |
880 | 00:38:07,576 | 00:38:10,036 | Matchmaking talent is my specialty. | Matchmaking talent is my specialty. |
881 | 00:38:10,871 | 00:38:12,961 | It would help, though, if I could have a listen. | It would help, though, if I could have a listen. |
882 | 00:38:14,917 | 00:38:15,837 | Have a listen to--? | Have a listen to--? |
883 | 00:38:15,918 | 00:38:17,418 | You, my dear. | You, my dear. |
884 | 00:38:17,503 | 00:38:18,753 | I have some people in mind. | I have some people in mind. |
885 | 00:38:18,838 | 00:38:20,968 | Why don't we go into the studio right now? | Why don't we go into the studio right now? |
886 | 00:38:22,133 | 00:38:24,093 | Why don't we go into the studio right now? | Why don't we go into the studio right now? |
887 | 00:38:24,760 | 00:38:27,050 | -There's not a reason I can think of. -Here we go, then. | -There's not a reason I can think of. -Here we go, then. |
888 | 00:38:29,932 | 00:38:30,772 | Check it again. | Check it again. |
889 | 00:38:32,727 | 00:38:33,937 | Um... | Um... |
890 | 00:38:34,020 | 00:38:37,440 | Check-- check one, check... two. | Check-- check one, check... two. |
891 | 00:38:37,982 | 00:38:41,822 | I don't know, does, uh, does this feel s-- stable? | I don't know, does, uh, does this feel s-- stable? |
892 | 00:38:42,194 | 00:38:44,074 | Hey, give us some more depth. | Hey, give us some more depth. |
893 | 00:38:44,405 | 00:38:46,365 | She needs a stable bass to hold the sound. | She needs a stable bass to hold the sound. |
894 | 00:38:46,449 | 00:38:47,329 | You're the boss. | You're the boss. |
895 | 00:38:47,700 | 00:38:49,080 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
896 | 00:38:49,160 | 00:38:50,040 | Dope! | Dope! |
897 | 00:38:50,578 | 00:38:52,458 | Full depth. Should be good to go. | Full depth. Should be good to go. |
898 | 00:38:53,956 | 00:38:56,206 | Uh... Okay. Um... | Uh... Okay. Um... |
899 | 00:38:57,835 | 00:39:01,165 | Uh, I don't know, maybe since I don't have my band | Uh, I don't know, maybe since I don't have my band |
900 | 00:39:01,255 | 00:39:06,425 | and... m-- my instruments and all-- all my things, | and... m-- my instruments and all-- all my things, |
901 | 00:39:06,510 | 00:39:08,430 | -maybe I should just-- -Just sing. Sing. | -maybe I should just-- -Just sing. Sing. |
902 | 00:39:09,055 | 00:39:10,385 | Sing what you're feeling. | Sing what you're feeling. |
903 | 00:39:10,723 | 00:39:11,973 | Go on, girl, let it go. | Go on, girl, let it go. |
904 | 00:39:15,978 | 00:39:19,188 | [humming] | [humming] |
905 | 00:39:24,153 | 00:39:27,493 | ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ | ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ |
906 | 00:39:28,115 | 00:39:29,985 | ♪ I walked away ♪ | ♪ I walked away ♪ |
907 | 00:39:30,534 | 00:39:32,664 | ♪ And then I cried ♪ | ♪ And then I cried ♪ |
908 | 00:39:34,622 | 00:39:37,082 | [humming] | [humming] |
909 | 00:39:42,588 | 00:39:46,178 | ♪ I saw you standing there ♪ | ♪ I saw you standing there ♪ |
910 | 00:39:46,675 | 00:39:48,545 | ♪ I walked away ♪ | ♪ I walked away ♪ |
911 | 00:39:48,636 | 00:39:51,136 | ♪ And then I died ♪ | ♪ And then I died ♪ |
912 | 00:39:52,807 | 00:39:56,057 | -[drumming] -[humming] | -[drumming] -[humming] |
913 | 00:39:58,854 | 00:40:01,324 | ♪ I don't wanna let you ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna let you ♪ |
914 | 00:40:01,816 | 00:40:05,436 | ♪ I don't wanna let you down ♪ | ♪ I don't wanna let you down ♪ |
915 | 00:40:10,324 | 00:40:12,744 | ♪ I just want you closer ♪ | ♪ I just want you closer ♪ |
916 | 00:40:12,827 | 00:40:16,577 | ♪ I just want you safe and sound ♪ | ♪ I just want you safe and sound ♪ |
917 | 00:40:16,664 | 00:40:18,254 | [guitar playing] | [guitar playing] |
918 | 00:40:18,332 | 00:40:20,212 | [humming] | [humming] |
919 | 00:40:35,474 | 00:40:38,604 | ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ | ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ |
920 | 00:40:38,686 | 00:40:40,516 | ♪ I walked away ♪ | ♪ I walked away ♪ |
921 | 00:40:40,604 | 00:40:43,274 | ♪ And then I cried ♪ | ♪ And then I cried ♪ |
922 | 00:40:43,816 | 00:40:44,816 | So, Charlie. | So, Charlie. |
923 | 00:40:46,193 | 00:40:47,653 | She was always my favorite Angel. | She was always my favorite Angel. |
924 | 00:40:48,362 | 00:40:49,822 | Charlie was the boss. | Charlie was the boss. |
925 | 00:40:51,073 | 00:40:51,913 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
926 | 00:40:51,991 | 00:40:53,781 | I knew there was something I liked about her. | I knew there was something I liked about her. |
927 | 00:40:53,868 | 00:40:55,288 | [Bowser chuckles] | [Bowser chuckles] |
928 | 00:40:55,870 | 00:40:57,330 | So, who are you working with? | So, who are you working with? |
929 | 00:40:58,205 | 00:41:00,165 | I know you've got some hot tickets on your roster. | I know you've got some hot tickets on your roster. |
930 | 00:41:00,249 | 00:41:01,959 | -Nosy boy. -Aw. | -Nosy boy. -Aw. |
931 | 00:41:02,042 | 00:41:03,792 | I'm just having casual conversation | I'm just having casual conversation |
932 | 00:41:03,878 | 00:41:05,498 | with an intriguing colleague. | with an intriguing colleague. |
933 | 00:41:06,130 | 00:41:09,340 | My hot ticket is turning out to be more trouble than he's worth. | My hot ticket is turning out to be more trouble than he's worth. |
934 | 00:41:09,425 | 00:41:10,425 | Oh. | Oh. |
935 | 00:41:11,135 | 00:41:13,255 | These creative types, they keep you on your toes | These creative types, they keep you on your toes |
936 | 00:41:13,345 | 00:41:15,305 | with their wild ideas | with their wild ideas |
937 | 00:41:15,389 | 00:41:17,559 | -and their legal issues... -Right? | -and their legal issues... -Right? |
938 | 00:41:17,641 | 00:41:19,021 | -You get it. -Mm-hm. | -You get it. -Mm-hm. |
939 | 00:41:19,101 | 00:41:22,101 | This morning, it was, "Let's get into the studio and record." | This morning, it was, "Let's get into the studio and record." |
940 | 00:41:22,563 | 00:41:24,693 | According to this last text, | According to this last text, |
941 | 00:41:24,773 | 00:41:27,533 | now it's, "Get me on a flight to the Maldives." | now it's, "Get me on a flight to the Maldives." |
942 | 00:41:28,444 | 00:41:29,364 | Maldives? | Maldives? |
943 | 00:41:29,987 | 00:41:30,817 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
944 | 00:41:30,905 | 00:41:32,525 | -That's a sensual place. -Mm. | -That's a sensual place. -Mm. |
945 | 00:41:33,282 | 00:41:34,992 | One could get into trouble down there. | One could get into trouble down there. |
946 | 00:41:35,701 | 00:41:37,121 | God, I hope not. | God, I hope not. |
947 | 00:41:37,203 | 00:41:39,003 | [music continues] | [music continues] |
948 | 00:41:40,915 | 00:41:41,955 | She's good. | She's good. |
949 | 00:41:42,166 | 00:41:43,166 | [Bowser] Oh, yeah. | [Bowser] Oh, yeah. |
950 | 00:41:44,710 | 00:41:46,050 | Don't you go poachin' now. | Don't you go poachin' now. |
951 | 00:41:47,087 | 00:41:49,007 | It's-- I see you. | It's-- I see you. |
952 | 00:41:50,466 | 00:41:52,506 | [humming] | [humming] |
953 | 00:41:59,642 | 00:42:00,772 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
954 | 00:42:02,436 | 00:42:03,306 | [Blair gasps] | [Blair gasps] |
955 | 00:42:07,858 | 00:42:09,108 | [Blair exhales deeply] | [Blair exhales deeply] |
956 | 00:42:10,694 | 00:42:13,164 | Did you save me a bite of that cheesecake? | Did you save me a bite of that cheesecake? |
957 | 00:42:13,697 | 00:42:14,527 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
958 | 00:42:14,615 | 00:42:16,195 | Why are you playing me, Blair? | Why are you playing me, Blair? |
959 | 00:42:17,117 | 00:42:18,867 | I'm not playing you. It's not like that. | I'm not playing you. It's not like that. |
960 | 00:42:18,953 | 00:42:20,163 | Then what is it like? | Then what is it like? |
961 | 00:42:21,747 | 00:42:23,667 | I got caught up in something. | I got caught up in something. |
962 | 00:42:24,291 | 00:42:25,171 | W-- What? | W-- What? |
963 | 00:42:27,002 | 00:42:28,052 | It's not important. | It's not important. |
964 | 00:42:28,754 | 00:42:29,924 | I'm here now. I'm all yours. | I'm here now. I'm all yours. |
965 | 00:42:30,005 | 00:42:32,085 | No, no. See, I'm not asking you to be all mine. | No, no. See, I'm not asking you to be all mine. |
966 | 00:42:32,508 | 00:42:34,128 | I'm asking you to be straight with me. | I'm asking you to be straight with me. |
967 | 00:42:35,094 | 00:42:37,144 | Restless leg syndrome is a bedtime affliction. | Restless leg syndrome is a bedtime affliction. |
968 | 00:42:37,221 | 00:42:38,141 | I just Googled it. | I just Googled it. |
969 | 00:42:41,016 | 00:42:42,686 | Today got complicated. Look, I was-- | Today got complicated. Look, I was-- |
970 | 00:42:42,768 | 00:42:44,138 | No. This is about you! | No. This is about you! |
971 | 00:42:45,396 | 00:42:47,436 | You came over those flowers, | You came over those flowers, |
972 | 00:42:47,982 | 00:42:49,982 | You're in there ordering up a fake birthday | You're in there ordering up a fake birthday |
973 | 00:42:50,067 | 00:42:51,817 | like it's gonna make up for not being with me. | like it's gonna make up for not being with me. |
974 | 00:42:53,070 | 00:42:55,610 | By the way, my metal piece got into MODA. | By the way, my metal piece got into MODA. |
975 | 00:42:56,949 | 00:42:57,869 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
976 | 00:42:57,950 | 00:43:00,450 | Holy shit! That's amazing! | Holy shit! That's amazing! |
977 | 00:43:01,161 | 00:43:02,371 | Why didn't you tell me? | Why didn't you tell me? |
978 | 00:43:02,454 | 00:43:03,794 | Why didn't you ask? | Why didn't you ask? |
979 | 00:43:05,416 | 00:43:06,786 | You like complicated. | You like complicated. |
980 | 00:43:06,875 | 00:43:08,535 | You like drama. | You like drama. |
981 | 00:43:09,253 | 00:43:10,423 | I'm not about that. | I'm not about that. |
982 | 00:43:12,006 | 00:43:13,296 | I'm not like that either. | I'm not like that either. |
983 | 00:43:14,008 | 00:43:15,128 | I-- I swear. | I-- I swear. |
984 | 00:43:15,217 | 00:43:17,177 | History tells a different story, Blair. | History tells a different story, Blair. |
985 | 00:43:17,261 | 00:43:18,431 | What are you saying? | What are you saying? |
986 | 00:43:20,514 | 00:43:21,604 | Let me make this right. | Let me make this right. |
987 | 00:43:24,018 | 00:43:26,268 | Tell me where you kept disappearing to. | Tell me where you kept disappearing to. |
988 | 00:43:31,025 | 00:43:31,975 | I can't. | I can't. |
989 | 00:43:33,736 | 00:43:35,236 | Are you in some kind of trouble? | Are you in some kind of trouble? |
990 | 00:43:37,948 | 00:43:38,948 | Uh... | Uh... |
991 | 00:43:39,033 | 00:43:40,413 | Not usually. | Not usually. |
992 | 00:43:40,993 | 00:43:42,243 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
993 | 00:43:42,328 | 00:43:43,158 | Damn. | Damn. |
994 | 00:43:46,040 | 00:43:47,370 | All right, well, here's a reveal. | All right, well, here's a reveal. |
995 | 00:43:47,958 | 00:43:49,418 | I run from trouble. | I run from trouble. |
996 | 00:43:50,044 | 00:43:52,594 | No, no, better yet, I walk away calmly, | No, no, better yet, I walk away calmly, |
997 | 00:43:52,880 | 00:43:55,920 | as to not draw any undue attention to myself. | as to not draw any undue attention to myself. |
998 | 00:43:57,885 | 00:43:59,595 | See, I-- I like you, Blair, | See, I-- I like you, Blair, |
999 | 00:43:59,678 | 00:44:03,268 | but we're operating on different frequencies. | but we're operating on different frequencies. |
1000 | 00:44:03,349 | 00:44:07,139 | No. No! I can get on your frequency. | No. No! I can get on your frequency. |
1001 | 00:44:09,730 | 00:44:10,730 | Where were you? | Where were you? |
1002 | 00:44:15,694 | 00:44:16,534 | Right. | Right. |
1003 | 00:44:17,738 | 00:44:18,608 | Okay. | Okay. |
1004 | 00:44:20,449 | 00:44:21,279 | It's been fun. | It's been fun. |
1005 | 00:44:22,785 | 00:44:25,075 | But this waiting around... | But this waiting around... |
1006 | 00:44:26,830 | 00:44:27,670 | It's not for me. | It's not for me. |
1007 | 00:44:29,667 | 00:44:30,827 | I'm worth more than that. | I'm worth more than that. |
1008 | 00:44:39,301 | 00:44:40,431 | Later, Blair Bear. | Later, Blair Bear. |
1009 | 00:44:42,680 | 00:44:43,510 | Miles! | Miles! |
1010 | 00:44:50,270 | 00:44:52,110 | [breathes deeply] | [breathes deeply] |
1011 | 00:44:55,693 | 00:44:56,943 | [sobs] | [sobs] |
1012 | 00:45:10,290 | 00:45:12,420 | ["Slow Burn" playing] | ["Slow Burn" playing] |
1013 | 00:45:12,501 | 00:45:13,671 | ♪ Good on green ♪ | ♪ Good on green ♪ |
1014 | 00:45:14,211 | 00:45:17,341 | ♪ Good when you're putting your hands all over me ♪ | ♪ Good when you're putting your hands all over me ♪ |
1015 | 00:45:17,423 | 00:45:19,263 | I have this intense urge to... | I have this intense urge to... |
1016 | 00:45:20,676 | 00:45:21,676 | ravage you. | ravage you. |
1017 | 00:45:22,219 | 00:45:24,889 | ♪ I'm alright with a slow burn ♪ | ♪ I'm alright with a slow burn ♪ |
1018 | 00:45:24,972 | 00:45:26,642 | Sorry, that was... that was too much. | Sorry, that was... that was too much. |
1019 | 00:45:27,266 | 00:45:28,806 | No, you could do that. | No, you could do that. |
1020 | 00:45:28,892 | 00:45:34,112 | ♪ Taking my time Let the world turn ♪ | ♪ Taking my time Let the world turn ♪ |
1021 | 00:45:35,983 | 00:45:38,113 | ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪ | ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪ |
1022 | 00:45:38,193 | 00:45:39,953 | But then we'd have nowhere to go. | But then we'd have nowhere to go. |
1023 | 00:45:40,028 | 00:45:42,818 | ♪ If we burn it down And it takes all night ♪ | ♪ If we burn it down And it takes all night ♪ |
1024 | 00:45:42,906 | 00:45:48,036 | ♪ It's a slow burn ♪ | ♪ It's a slow burn ♪ |
1025 | 00:45:48,120 | 00:45:49,660 | ♪ I'm alright ♪ | ♪ I'm alright ♪ |
1026 | 00:45:49,747 | 00:45:52,577 | [cell phone buzzing] | [cell phone buzzing] |
1027 | 00:46:01,967 | 00:46:02,837 | I can take over. | I can take over. |
1028 | 00:46:03,719 | 00:46:04,759 | I got it. | I got it. |
1029 | 00:46:04,845 | 00:46:05,885 | The pots hurt your hands. | The pots hurt your hands. |
1030 | 00:46:05,971 | 00:46:07,391 | Well, then I'll cramp. I don't care. | Well, then I'll cramp. I don't care. |
1031 | 00:46:08,474 | 00:46:09,484 | Honey? | Honey? |
1032 | 00:46:09,558 | 00:46:12,308 | What, you're gonna be nice now? Hm? Did punishing me get old? | What, you're gonna be nice now? Hm? Did punishing me get old? |
1033 | 00:46:12,770 | 00:46:14,610 | I'm-- I'm allowed to have a damn feeling | I'm-- I'm allowed to have a damn feeling |
1034 | 00:46:14,688 | 00:46:16,018 | without it being about you... | without it being about you... |
1035 | 00:46:16,106 | 00:46:19,316 | -[drops pan] -It is about me, Anderson! It is about me. | -[drops pan] -It is about me, Anderson! It is about me. |
1036 | 00:46:19,401 | 00:46:20,531 | It's about you and me. | It's about you and me. |
1037 | 00:46:20,611 | 00:46:22,241 | Us, our family. Our choice... | Us, our family. Our choice... |
1038 | 00:46:23,447 | 00:46:25,737 | to protect them at whatever the cost. | to protect them at whatever the cost. |
1039 | 00:46:26,909 | 00:46:28,579 | Isn't that what we promised each other? | Isn't that what we promised each other? |
1040 | 00:46:31,914 | 00:46:34,174 | Me in a white dress | Me in a white dress |
1041 | 00:46:34,249 | 00:46:36,919 | with enough tulle to outfit an entire ballet troupe. | with enough tulle to outfit an entire ballet troupe. |
1042 | 00:46:38,545 | 00:46:41,215 | You in that matching plaid cummerbund and tie. | You in that matching plaid cummerbund and tie. |
1043 | 00:46:43,967 | 00:46:45,007 | I loved our wedding. | I loved our wedding. |
1044 | 00:46:48,222 | 00:46:49,642 | Well, I loved our honeymoon. | Well, I loved our honeymoon. |
1045 | 00:46:50,307 | 00:46:51,517 | [Anderson chuckles] | [Anderson chuckles] |
1046 | 00:46:54,812 | 00:46:56,312 | I'm tired of all the lying. | I'm tired of all the lying. |
1047 | 00:46:58,315 | 00:47:00,225 | This is the last time we have to push. | This is the last time we have to push. |
1048 | 00:47:00,317 | 00:47:01,777 | It's always the last time. | It's always the last time. |
1049 | 00:47:01,860 | 00:47:03,110 | No, this is really it. | No, this is really it. |
1050 | 00:47:03,195 | 00:47:04,025 | I promise. | I promise. |
1051 | 00:47:05,531 | 00:47:06,531 | Then we can move on. | Then we can move on. |
1052 | 00:47:08,158 | 00:47:10,078 | Live our lives free of the weight of it all. | Live our lives free of the weight of it all. |
1053 | 00:47:11,954 | 00:47:13,294 | Say yes, please. | Say yes, please. |
1054 | 00:47:21,922 | 00:47:22,882 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
1055 | 00:47:22,965 | 00:47:23,795 | Okay. | Okay. |
1056 | 00:47:27,594 | 00:47:29,724 | Yolie, we are on our way. | Yolie, we are on our way. |
1057 | 00:47:30,347 | 00:47:31,717 | You should’ve seen it. [chuckles] | You should’ve seen it. [chuckles] |
1058 | 00:47:32,266 | 00:47:35,386 | You know I’m not one for the undercover nonsense, | You know I’m not one for the undercover nonsense, |
1059 | 00:47:35,477 | 00:47:38,357 | but goddamn, if it didn’t work this time! | but goddamn, if it didn’t work this time! |
1060 | 00:47:38,772 | 00:47:42,482 | We got a nice, juicy lead. And we're gonna get this guy. | We got a nice, juicy lead. And we're gonna get this guy. |
1061 | 00:47:43,110 | 00:47:44,650 | -Bowser, it's-- -I know it’s kinda late, | -Bowser, it's-- -I know it’s kinda late, |
1062 | 00:47:44,903 | 00:47:45,743 | but, uh... | but, uh... |
1063 | 00:47:46,530 | 00:47:50,030 | I thought maybe we could go out and strategize our plan? | I thought maybe we could go out and strategize our plan? |
1064 | 00:47:50,826 | 00:47:53,156 | -It's just-- -[Terrance] Is that Bowser? [chuckles] | -It's just-- -[Terrance] Is that Bowser? [chuckles] |
1065 | 00:47:57,541 | 00:48:00,341 | Hey, buddy, you want in on some of this Indian food? | Hey, buddy, you want in on some of this Indian food? |
1066 | 00:48:00,711 | 00:48:04,461 | The garlic naan at this place will knock your socks off. | The garlic naan at this place will knock your socks off. |
1067 | 00:48:04,923 | 00:48:06,843 | Did you know garlic was a powerhouse food? | Did you know garlic was a powerhouse food? |
1068 | 00:48:06,925 | 00:48:10,545 | Yeah, like, a natural, anti-fungal, antibacterial, antiviral... | Yeah, like, a natural, anti-fungal, antibacterial, antiviral... |
1069 | 00:48:10,637 | 00:48:12,757 | Uh, Terrance and I got to working and... | Uh, Terrance and I got to working and... |
1070 | 00:48:12,848 | 00:48:14,058 | Ah, save it. | Ah, save it. |
1071 | 00:48:16,935 | 00:48:19,345 | Uh, hey, we got plenty if you change your mind. | Uh, hey, we got plenty if you change your mind. |
1072 | 00:48:20,314 | 00:48:21,194 | Bowser! | Bowser! |
1073 | 00:48:21,273 | 00:48:23,073 | Look, Yolanda. | Look, Yolanda. |
1074 | 00:48:24,359 | 00:48:26,529 | [sighs] Terrance is all you really need, | [sighs] Terrance is all you really need, |
1075 | 00:48:26,904 | 00:48:28,324 | so don't worry about throwing me any work. | so don't worry about throwing me any work. |
1076 | 00:48:29,406 | 00:48:31,236 | You think I'm throwing you work like it's charity? | You think I'm throwing you work like it's charity? |
1077 | 00:48:31,325 | 00:48:32,445 | It doesn't matter. | It doesn't matter. |
1078 | 00:48:32,534 | 00:48:33,414 | Just... | Just... |
1079 | 00:48:33,785 | 00:48:35,075 | take me out of your rotation. | take me out of your rotation. |
1080 | 00:48:35,162 | 00:48:37,002 | Oh, it's like that. | Oh, it's like that. |
1081 | 00:48:38,665 | 00:48:39,745 | Yeah, it's like that. | Yeah, it's like that. |
1082 | 00:48:40,042 | 00:48:41,592 | You don't get to be mad at me | You don't get to be mad at me |
1083 | 00:48:41,668 | 00:48:43,378 | for having a life that doesn't revolve around you. | for having a life that doesn't revolve around you. |
1084 | 00:48:43,462 | 00:48:44,802 | That's not what I was asking for. | That's not what I was asking for. |
1085 | 00:48:44,880 | 00:48:45,800 | Oh, no? | Oh, no? |
1086 | 00:48:46,298 | 00:48:49,258 | You come here expecting me to jump at the chance to come out with you. | You come here expecting me to jump at the chance to come out with you. |
1087 | 00:48:49,551 | 00:48:51,391 | You pick me, you don't pick me... | You pick me, you don't pick me... |
1088 | 00:48:51,470 | 00:48:52,640 | You pick my sister? | You pick my sister? |
1089 | 00:48:52,721 | 00:48:54,771 | And I'm supposed to just wait around, for what? | And I'm supposed to just wait around, for what? |
1090 | 00:48:55,098 | 00:48:56,678 | You to make your next poorly-timed decision? | You to make your next poorly-timed decision? |
1091 | 00:48:56,767 | 00:48:57,807 | For the record, | For the record, |
1092 | 00:48:58,435 | 00:49:00,345 | I wasn't expecting you to jump at anything. | I wasn't expecting you to jump at anything. |
1093 | 00:49:02,731 | 00:49:03,571 | I was hoping. | I was hoping. |
1094 | 00:49:06,193 | 00:49:08,073 | But you ain't got to wait around for nothing no more. | But you ain't got to wait around for nothing no more. |
1095 | 00:49:09,237 | 00:49:12,567 | Take the Fren-Z case back, take them all back. I'm out. | Take the Fren-Z case back, take them all back. I'm out. |
1096 | 00:49:13,158 | 00:49:13,988 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
1097 | 00:49:22,918 | 00:49:25,298 | I'll make you chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. | I'll make you chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. |
1098 | 00:49:26,588 | 00:49:27,508 | I won't be hungry. | I won't be hungry. |
1099 | 00:49:31,259 | 00:49:33,389 | But maybe if they're there with extra powdered sugar, | But maybe if they're there with extra powdered sugar, |
1100 | 00:49:33,470 | 00:49:34,510 | I'll have, like, a bite. | I'll have, like, a bite. |
1101 | 00:49:35,222 | 00:49:36,262 | [kiss] | [kiss] |
1102 | 00:49:37,182 | 00:49:38,272 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
1103 | 00:49:39,351 | 00:49:40,731 | It's all so stupid. | It's all so stupid. |
1104 | 00:49:42,813 | 00:49:45,403 | Everything is messed up and now he's gone, | Everything is messed up and now he's gone, |
1105 | 00:49:45,857 | 00:49:47,477 | and I don't want him to be gone. | and I don't want him to be gone. |
1106 | 00:49:48,026 | 00:49:49,186 | Oh, baby, | Oh, baby, |
1107 | 00:49:50,278 | 00:49:51,908 | -I know. -[sobs] | -I know. -[sobs] |
1108 | 00:49:52,572 | 00:49:55,282 | Oh. You were real serious about him. | Oh. You were real serious about him. |
1109 | 00:49:56,535 | 00:49:58,075 | I tried to be, but... | I tried to be, but... |
1110 | 00:49:59,579 | 00:50:00,749 | it wasn't enough. | it wasn't enough. |
1111 | 00:50:03,667 | 00:50:06,087 | What do you mean, sweetie? What wasn't enough? | What do you mean, sweetie? What wasn't enough? |
1112 | 00:50:09,089 | 00:50:10,419 | You know, time... | You know, time... |
1113 | 00:50:11,591 | 00:50:12,511 | and attention. | and attention. |
1114 | 00:50:15,137 | 00:50:15,967 | Hm. | Hm. |
1115 | 00:50:16,054 | 00:50:17,564 | But I thought it was all working. | But I thought it was all working. |
1116 | 00:50:18,098 | 00:50:19,888 | I thought I had it all figured out. | I thought I had it all figured out. |
1117 | 00:50:21,059 | 00:50:21,889 | Mm. | Mm. |
1118 | 00:50:23,937 | 00:50:25,357 | Young love is hard. | Young love is hard. |
1119 | 00:50:29,359 | 00:50:30,489 | Harder than old love? | Harder than old love? |
1120 | 00:50:33,321 | 00:50:34,491 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1121 | 00:50:35,449 | 00:50:37,159 | Is that in reference to your daddy and me? | Is that in reference to your daddy and me? |
1122 | 00:50:41,621 | 00:50:42,711 | Are you guys okay? | Are you guys okay? |
1123 | 00:50:44,875 | 00:50:46,915 | You seem off... lately. | You seem off... lately. |
1124 | 00:50:49,421 | 00:50:52,341 | Or you're just both losing spatial awareness. | Or you're just both losing spatial awareness. |
1125 | 00:50:52,799 | 00:50:55,179 | -[chuckles] -Because you slam things on the counter | -[chuckles] -Because you slam things on the counter |
1126 | 00:50:55,260 | 00:50:56,970 | and it's been really hard on the ears. | and it's been really hard on the ears. |
1127 | 00:50:58,597 | 00:50:59,847 | You know, um... | You know, um... |
1128 | 00:51:01,808 | 00:51:02,928 | one... | one... |
1129 | 00:51:03,477 | 00:51:06,937 | good thing that comes with old love | good thing that comes with old love |
1130 | 00:51:08,023 | 00:51:09,443 | is your heart's muscle memory. | is your heart's muscle memory. |
1131 | 00:51:11,443 | 00:51:14,283 | It can remind you of all the reasons why there was love to begin with. | It can remind you of all the reasons why there was love to begin with. |
1132 | 00:51:15,530 | 00:51:18,870 | It just needs to be jogged every now and again. | It just needs to be jogged every now and again. |
1133 | 00:51:20,410 | 00:51:21,330 | So, you're... | So, you're... |
1134 | 00:51:22,204 | 00:51:23,044 | We're okay. | We're okay. |
1135 | 00:51:25,207 | 00:51:26,037 | Okay. | Okay. |
1136 | 00:51:27,709 | 00:51:28,539 | I love you. | I love you. |
1137 | 00:51:28,877 | 00:51:29,877 | I love you, too. | I love you, too. |
1138 | 00:51:31,963 | 00:51:32,923 | [sniffles] | [sniffles] |
1139 | 00:51:34,508 | 00:51:35,428 | [groans] | [groans] |
1140 | 00:51:36,259 | 00:51:38,799 | ["The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" playing] | ["The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" playing] |
1141 | 00:51:48,021 | 00:51:50,771 | ♪ He was on his way home from Candletop ♪ | ♪ He was on his way home from Candletop ♪ |
1142 | 00:51:50,857 | 00:51:53,607 | ♪ Been two weeks gone And he thought he'd stop ♪ | ♪ Been two weeks gone And he thought he'd stop ♪ |
1143 | 00:51:53,693 | 00:51:57,613 | ♪ At Web's and have him a drink 'Fore he went home to her ♪ | ♪ At Web's and have him a drink 'Fore he went home to her ♪ |
1144 | 00:52:00,158 | 00:52:02,788 | -♪ Andy Wo-Lo said hello ♪ -[cell phone bleeps] | -♪ Andy Wo-Lo said hello ♪ -[cell phone bleeps] |
1145 | 00:52:02,869 | 00:52:04,579 | ♪ He said, "Hi, what's new?" ♪ | ♪ He said, "Hi, what's new?" ♪ |
1146 | 00:52:04,663 | 00:52:08,833 | ♪ And Wo said, "Sit down I got some bad news that's gonna hurt ♪ | ♪ And Wo said, "Sit down I got some bad news that's gonna hurt ♪ |
1147 | 00:52:10,919 | 00:52:13,709 | ♪ Said, "I'm your best friend And you know that's right ♪ | ♪ Said, "I'm your best friend And you know that's right ♪ |
1148 | 00:52:13,797 | 00:52:16,507 | ♪ But your young bride Ain't home tonight ♪ | ♪ But your young bride Ain't home tonight ♪ |
1149 | 00:52:16,591 | 00:52:20,391 | ♪ Since you've been gone She's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth" ♪ | ♪ Since you've been gone She's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth" ♪ |
1150 | 00:52:22,264 | 00:52:25,234 | ♪ Now he got mad and he saw red ♪ | ♪ Now he got mad and he saw red ♪ |
1151 | 00:52:25,308 | 00:52:27,638 | ♪ Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head ♪ | ♪ Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head ♪ |
1152 | 00:52:27,727 | 00:52:31,437 | ♪ Because to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself" ♪ | ♪ Because to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself" ♪ |
1153 | 00:52:34,151 | 00:52:37,451 | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ |
1154 | 00:52:39,656 | 00:52:42,986 | ♪ That's the night that they hung an innocent man ♪ | ♪ That's the night that they hung an innocent man ♪ |
1155 | 00:52:44,494 | 00:52:48,504 | ♪ Well don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ | ♪ Well don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ |
1156 | 00:52:50,125 | 00:52:54,205 | ♪ 'Cause the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ | ♪ 'Cause the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ |
1157 | 00:52:56,131 | 00:52:58,931 | ♪ Andy got scared and left the bar ♪ | ♪ Andy got scared and left the bar ♪ |
1158 | 00:52:59,009 | 00:53:01,259 | ♪ Walking on home 'Cause he didn't live far ♪ | ♪ Walking on home 'Cause he didn't live far ♪ |
1159 | 00:53:01,344 | 00:53:05,604 | ♪ You see, Andy didn't have many friends and he just lost him one ♪ | ♪ You see, Andy didn't have many friends and he just lost him one ♪ |
1160 | 00:53:07,434 | 00:53:10,024 | ♪ Brother thought his wife Must have left town ♪ | ♪ Brother thought his wife Must have left town ♪ |
1161 | 00:53:10,103 | 00:53:12,653 | ♪ So he went home and finally found ♪ | ♪ So he went home and finally found ♪ |
1162 | 00:53:12,731 | 00:53:16,441 | ♪ The only thing Daddy had left him And that was a gun ♪ | ♪ The only thing Daddy had left him And that was a gun ♪ |
1163 | 00:53:18,737 | 00:53:21,067 | ♪ He went off to Andy's house ♪ | ♪ He went off to Andy's house ♪ |
1164 | 00:53:21,573 | 00:53:24,413 | ♪ Slipping through the backwoods Quiet as a mouse ♪ | ♪ Slipping through the backwoods Quiet as a mouse ♪ |
1165 | 00:53:24,492 | 00:53:28,082 | ♪ Came upon some tracks Too small for Andy to make ♪ | ♪ Came upon some tracks Too small for Andy to make ♪ |
1166 | 00:53:30,165 | 00:53:32,955 | ♪ He looked through the screen At the back porch door ♪ | ♪ He looked through the screen At the back porch door ♪ |
1167 | 00:53:33,043 | 00:53:35,673 | ♪ And he saw Andy lying on the floor ♪ | ♪ And he saw Andy lying on the floor ♪ |
1168 | 00:53:35,754 | 00:53:39,514 | ♪ In a puddle of blood And he started to shake ♪ | ♪ In a puddle of blood And he started to shake ♪ |
1169 | 00:53:41,676 | 00:53:44,096 | ♪ The Georgia patrol Was making their rounds ♪ | ♪ The Georgia patrol Was making their rounds ♪ |
1170 | 00:53:44,179 | 00:53:47,219 | ♪ So he fired a shot Just to flag 'em down ♪ | ♪ So he fired a shot Just to flag 'em down ♪ |
1171 | 00:53:47,307 | 00:53:51,017 | ♪ A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun And said "Why'd you do it?" ♪ | ♪ A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun And said "Why'd you do it?" ♪ |
1172 | 00:53:52,938 | 00:53:55,688 | ♪ The judge said "guilty" On a make-believe trial ♪ | ♪ The judge said "guilty" On a make-believe trial ♪ |
1173 | 00:53:55,774 | 00:53:58,194 | ♪ Slapped the sheriff On the back with a smile ♪ | ♪ Slapped the sheriff On the back with a smile ♪ |
1174 | 00:53:58,276 | 00:54:02,276 | ♪ Said, "Supper's waiting at home And I got to get to it" ♪ | ♪ Said, "Supper's waiting at home And I got to get to it" ♪ |
1175 | 00:54:04,574 | 00:54:07,994 | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ |
1176 | 00:54:10,121 | 00:54:13,381 | ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ | ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ |
1177 | 00:54:14,960 | 00:54:18,920 | ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ | ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ |
1178 | 00:54:20,507 | 00:54:24,637 | ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ | ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ |
1179 | 00:54:26,680 | 00:54:30,020 | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ | ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ |
1180 | 00:54:32,185 | 00:54:35,475 | ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ | ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ |
1181 | 00:54:36,815 | 00:54:40,815 | ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ | ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ |
1182 | 00:54:42,445 | 00:54:47,615 | ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ | ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ |