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1 00:00:12,012 00:00:13,932 [Blair] ...what was weird is the storage unit. [Blair] ...what was weird is the storage unit.
2 00:00:14,305 00:00:16,465 Besides adults have storage units. Besides adults have storage units.
3 00:00:17,058 00:00:18,018 They store things, They store things,
4 00:00:18,101 00:00:19,021 like beach chairs. like beach chairs.
5 00:00:19,227 00:00:22,017 And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener. And maybe she was getting out those stacks of cash for the gardener.
6 00:00:22,856 00:00:23,686 And the gun. And the gun.
7 00:00:25,525 00:00:26,355 Yeah! Yeah!
8 00:00:26,901 00:00:29,611 Hey, next time I get stuck in a loop like that, Hey, next time I get stuck in a loop like that,
9 00:00:29,696 00:00:32,156 you have my full permission to slap me. you have my full permission to slap me.
10 00:00:32,657 00:00:33,487 Sterling. Sterling.
11 00:00:34,492 00:00:36,542 -Sterling! -Slap you. Got it. -Sterling! -Slap you. Got it.
12 00:00:37,704 00:00:39,084 [speaks Spanish] Señorita Carolina? [speaks Spanish] Señorita Carolina?
13 00:00:39,622 00:00:41,422 [clears throat] Señorita Carolina. [clears throat] Señorita Carolina.
14 00:00:42,000 00:00:44,420 Since you're in such a talkative mood, come up and help me with this exercise. Since you're in such a talkative mood, come up and help me with this exercise.
15 00:00:46,004 00:00:47,174 Sorry. Sorry.
16 00:00:47,255 00:00:52,085 Students, in preparation for your upcoming oral exam, Students, in preparation for your upcoming oral exam,
17 00:00:52,427 00:00:55,097 let's work on your conversational Spanish. let's work on your conversational Spanish.
18 00:00:55,597 00:00:57,267 Who'd like to converse with Carolina? Who'd like to converse with Carolina?
19 00:00:57,348 00:00:58,678 [person clears throat] [person clears throat]
20 00:00:59,350 00:01:02,560 Carlos, come chat with your girlfriend. Carlos, come chat with your girlfriend.
21 00:01:07,067 00:01:08,487 Señora O’Reilly, Señora O’Reilly,
22 00:01:09,569 00:01:10,569 we... we...
23 00:01:11,529 00:01:13,069 my and Carolina... my and Carolina...
24 00:01:15,325 00:01:16,405 we to break. we to break.
25 00:01:17,869 00:01:18,699 We broke. We broke.
26 00:01:19,496 00:01:20,326 Uh... Uh...
27 00:01:20,955 00:01:24,495 We... no more love. We... no more love.
28 00:01:25,543 00:01:27,713 Now... not together. Now... not together.
29 00:01:30,173 00:01:32,183 Oh no! What happened? Oh no! What happened?
30 00:01:32,509 00:01:33,339 [gasps] [gasps]
31 00:01:33,426 00:01:36,136 Maybe it was his difficult mother Maybe it was his difficult mother
32 00:01:36,221 00:01:39,891 and her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business. and her obsession with protecting the family's sapphire business.
33 00:01:41,434 00:01:42,274 What? What?
34 00:01:42,685 00:01:43,595 What? What?
35 00:01:43,686 00:01:46,766 Keep going. I'm noodling on an idea for a telenovela. Keep going. I'm noodling on an idea for a telenovela.
36 00:01:51,861 00:01:53,821 Hello, Carlos. You look nice today. Hello, Carlos. You look nice today.
37 00:01:54,280 00:01:55,700 How was your evening? How was your evening?
38 00:01:56,741 00:01:57,911 Hi, Carolina. Hi, Carolina.
39 00:01:58,910 00:02:02,040 I had in a good day-- Night. I had in a good day-- Night.
40 00:02:04,541 00:02:05,381 To... To...
41 00:02:05,458 00:02:07,418 I played guitar with my friends. I played guitar with my friends.
42 00:02:08,419 00:02:09,839 Uh... Music. Uh... Music.
43 00:02:10,380 00:02:12,470 I am work. Worked? I am work. Worked?
44 00:02:13,007 00:02:13,877 Working. Working.
45 00:02:13,967 00:02:18,717 I am working on a new song. I am working on a new song.
46 00:02:19,556 00:02:20,806 Uh... That's great. Uh... That's great.
47 00:02:21,432 00:02:23,482 I hope I can hear your song. I hope I can hear your song.
48 00:02:23,852 00:02:25,062 What is it called? What is it called?
49 00:02:25,645 00:02:27,645 The song name is "Cozy Couch of You." The song name is "Cozy Couch of You."
50 00:02:28,815 00:02:29,935 [chuckling] [chuckling]
51 00:02:30,024 00:02:33,244 What happened in your night? What happened in your night?
52 00:02:35,488 00:02:36,358 Uh... Uh...
53 00:02:37,490 00:02:39,280 Chloe has worms. Chloe has worms.
54 00:02:39,868 00:02:43,578 The pretty girl has many, many worms. The pretty girl has many, many worms.
55 00:02:43,663 00:02:45,083 -[groaning] -I'm sorry. -[groaning] -I'm sorry.
56 00:02:45,165 00:02:45,995 It's okay. It's okay.
57 00:02:46,082 00:02:49,252 That flow state is where the real learning happens. That flow state is where the real learning happens.
58 00:02:49,752 00:02:52,552 These skills will elevate you from basic These skills will elevate you from basic
59 00:02:53,339 00:02:54,549 to telenovela. to telenovela.
60 00:03:03,266 00:03:07,686 Please take one and pass along. Please take one and pass along.
61 00:03:14,944 00:03:17,204 Hi. I didn’t know you were right in front of me. Hi. I didn’t know you were right in front of me.
62 00:03:17,488 00:03:18,318 All year. All year.
63 00:03:19,032 00:03:20,072 It's my assigned seat. It's my assigned seat.
64 00:03:22,952 00:03:23,792 I'll help her. I'll help her.
65 00:03:24,412 00:03:26,542 That dummy and her clumsy claw hands. That dummy and her clumsy claw hands.
66 00:03:27,207 00:03:28,247 Ooh, don't worry. Ooh, don't worry.
67 00:03:28,333 00:03:29,583 I have gym next period. I have gym next period.
68 00:03:29,667 00:03:32,837 I'll break into her locker and spit on her mouth guard. I'll break into her locker and spit on her mouth guard.
69 00:03:32,921 00:03:33,921 [chuckles] [chuckles]
70 00:03:34,005 00:03:36,375 [theme music] [theme music]
71 00:03:36,466 00:03:38,756 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
72 00:03:53,691 00:03:55,241 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
73 00:03:55,318 00:03:56,148 Hey. Hey.
74 00:03:56,611 00:03:59,531 Hi. Sorry about the paper skurfuffle back there. Hi. Sorry about the paper skurfuffle back there.
75 00:04:00,323 00:04:01,203 Whatever. Whatever.
76 00:04:01,282 00:04:02,162 Paper. Paper.
77 00:04:02,242 00:04:03,202 Paper happens. Paper happens.
78 00:04:03,284 00:04:05,544 Yeah, to the blight of most rainforests. Yeah, to the blight of most rainforests.
79 00:04:05,912 00:04:07,292 Hey, we should talk. Don't you think? Hey, we should talk. Don't you think?
80 00:04:07,872 00:04:10,962 -About what? -About us and what happened. -About what? -About us and what happened.
81 00:04:11,042 00:04:12,382 Something happened? Something happened?
82 00:04:12,460 00:04:13,590 You thought that was nothing? You thought that was nothing?
83 00:04:16,506 00:04:17,336 No. No.
84 00:04:17,966 00:04:18,926 [sighs] [sighs]
85 00:04:19,008 00:04:21,048 Um... I'll come over after school today? Um... I'll come over after school today?
86 00:04:21,803 00:04:24,473 My mom went for a visitation with my dad this morning, My mom went for a visitation with my dad this morning,
87 00:04:24,555 00:04:27,015 so she'll be going from pickling vegetables so she'll be going from pickling vegetables
88 00:04:27,100 00:04:29,850 to screaming at the wedding album for the rest of the day. to screaming at the wedding album for the rest of the day.
89 00:04:30,436 00:04:31,346 How is your dad? How is your dad?
90 00:04:31,437 00:04:32,517 Do you really care? Do you really care?
91 00:04:32,605 00:04:34,855 No. I mean, not about your dad. No. I mean, not about your dad.
92 00:04:34,941 00:04:36,191 I barely know the man. I barely know the man.
93 00:04:36,276 00:04:39,276 I was more asking about how it was affecting you. I was more asking about how it was affecting you.
94 00:04:39,362 00:04:40,862 Like, do you talk to him? Like, do you talk to him?
95 00:04:41,447 00:04:42,447 I don't accept his calls I don't accept his calls
96 00:04:42,532 00:04:44,952 and I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box. and I use his letters to line Sergeant Bilko's litter box.
97 00:04:45,535 00:04:47,325 Okay. Well, we can't do it at my house Okay. Well, we can't do it at my house
98 00:04:47,412 00:04:48,872 because Blair's wonder twin powers because Blair's wonder twin powers
99 00:04:48,955 00:04:50,865 have been activated and are on high alert. have been activated and are on high alert.
100 00:04:51,291 00:04:53,711 So we need to be on neutral, undetectable ground. So we need to be on neutral, undetectable ground.
101 00:04:53,793 00:04:54,843 What about the Fun Zone? What about the Fun Zone?
102 00:04:54,919 00:04:57,799 Just two kids out for an Icee and a game of Dance Dance Revolution. Just two kids out for an Icee and a game of Dance Dance Revolution.
103 00:04:57,880 00:04:59,470 -I would never. -Street Fighter II? -I would never. -Street Fighter II?
104 00:05:00,425 00:05:01,295 Skee-ball? Skee-ball?
105 00:05:01,384 00:05:04,644 I suppose the clacking of wooden balls I suppose the clacking of wooden balls
106 00:05:04,721 00:05:07,101 is somewhat satisfying. is somewhat satisfying.
107 00:05:07,724 00:05:08,984 Okay. See you there. Okay. See you there.
108 00:05:10,351 00:05:11,521 [people shouting] [people shouting]
109 00:05:11,602 00:05:13,402 Okay, guard the crease! Protect the crease! Okay, guard the crease! Protect the crease!
110 00:05:13,479 00:05:15,319 Yes, guard the crease, sweetheart! Yes, guard the crease, sweetheart!
111 00:05:16,733 00:05:18,403 You don't even know what the crease is. You don't even know what the crease is.
112 00:05:19,319 00:05:21,529 Of course I do. It's the circle around the goal. Of course I do. It's the circle around the goal.
113 00:05:22,322 00:05:25,492 Yeah, yeah. See? I'm not so sports illiterate, huh? [chuckles] Yeah, yeah. See? I'm not so sports illiterate, huh? [chuckles]
114 00:05:25,575 00:05:26,575 Hey y'all! Hey y'all!
115 00:05:26,659 00:05:29,659 Oh, my goodness. Hey! [chuckles] Oh, my goodness. Hey! [chuckles]
116 00:05:29,746 00:05:31,206 What are y’all doing here? What are y’all doing here?
117 00:05:31,289 00:05:32,959 We're just watching the golf tryouts. We're just watching the golf tryouts.
118 00:05:33,041 00:05:34,921 Gotta, you know, keep our eye on the stats Gotta, you know, keep our eye on the stats
119 00:05:35,001 00:05:37,091 for when Luke snaps out of it and gets back on the team. for when Luke snaps out of it and gets back on the team.
120 00:05:37,170 00:05:39,920 Well, we don't even know if he wants to play anymore so, you know-- Well, we don't even know if he wants to play anymore so, you know--
121 00:05:40,006 00:05:41,126 Well, have you asked him? Well, have you asked him?
122 00:05:41,215 00:05:44,135 No, have you? Hmm. No, have you? Hmm.
123 00:05:44,802 00:05:47,142 -It's good to see you, Bud. -Yeah, Anderson, it is. -It's good to see you, Bud. -Yeah, Anderson, it is.
124 00:05:47,638 00:05:50,218 Yeah, we've really missed y'all. [chuckles] Yeah, we've really missed y'all. [chuckles]
125 00:05:51,017 00:05:52,557 They're always so great together, They're always so great together,
126 00:05:52,643 00:05:53,693 -aren't they, hon? -Mm-hm. -aren't they, hon? -Mm-hm.
127 00:05:53,770 00:05:56,230 Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch. Yeah. What's your antidepressant? Maybe I should switch.
128 00:05:56,314 00:05:57,734 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
129 00:05:57,815 00:05:59,725 No. No magic pill here, No. No magic pill here,
130 00:05:59,817 00:06:03,197 just good old-fashioned communication. just good old-fashioned communication.
131 00:06:03,279 00:06:04,489 -Right, honey? -Yeah. -Right, honey? -Yeah.
132 00:06:05,365 00:06:07,155 Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon. Well, we would love to have y'all over for dinner soon.
133 00:06:07,241 00:06:08,451 I really miss our double dates. I really miss our double dates.
134 00:06:08,534 00:06:09,744 Oh, we'd love to. Oh, we'd love to.
135 00:06:10,203 00:06:11,413 How about tomorrow night? How about tomorrow night?
136 00:06:11,496 00:06:13,406 Sure. Like, in between... Sure. Like, in between...
137 00:06:13,956 00:06:16,076 -[clears throat] I'm not finished-- -Good. That's great. -[clears throat] I'm not finished-- -Good. That's great.
138 00:06:16,167 00:06:17,337 [beeping] [beeping]
139 00:06:17,960 00:06:19,590 Maybe it's for our college fund Maybe it's for our college fund
140 00:06:19,670 00:06:21,340 and she mistrusts banks? and she mistrusts banks?
141 00:06:23,299 00:06:24,129 Hey! Hey!
142 00:06:24,217 00:06:26,297 You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together. You said you'd wait for me so we could eat together.
143 00:06:26,803 00:06:28,513 Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable. Yeah, well, you're a little unreliable.
144 00:06:28,805 00:06:30,135 See, if I waited on you to eat See, if I waited on you to eat
145 00:06:30,223 00:06:31,773 or stop talking about your mom, or stop talking about your mom,
146 00:06:31,849 00:06:33,639 I'd probably starve. To death. I'd probably starve. To death.
147 00:06:33,726 00:06:34,976 -[beeping] -[scoffs] -[beeping] -[scoffs]
148 00:06:35,061 00:06:36,021 Be more nice. Be more nice.
149 00:06:36,104 00:06:38,314 Be more reliable. Focus on us. Be more reliable. Focus on us.
150 00:06:38,606 00:06:39,476 You're right. You're right.
151 00:06:40,733 00:06:43,443 My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow, My metalworks teacher has someone coming from MODA tomorrow,
152 00:06:43,528 00:06:46,608 I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum, I guess they have some kind of ongoing installation at the Museum,
153 00:06:46,697 00:06:49,527 and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it. and Mr. Philpott thinks my sculpture has a shot at it.
154 00:06:50,118 00:06:52,868 Hey, that's all kinds of amazing! Hey, that's all kinds of amazing!
155 00:06:52,954 00:06:54,124 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
156 00:06:54,664 00:06:56,924 -What shirt are you wearing? -Oh, this one. -What shirt are you wearing? -Oh, this one.
157 00:06:56,999 00:06:57,829 Is it new? Is it new?
158 00:06:58,459 00:06:59,289 No. No.
159 00:06:59,544 00:07:02,554 Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before. Okay, well, I don't think I've ever seen it before.
160 00:07:02,630 00:07:04,720 I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like. I can't imagine what it feels like or smells like.
161 00:07:04,799 00:07:06,879 Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy. Yeah, well, you'd know if you weren't so damn busy.
162 00:07:06,968 00:07:08,758 You've worked every night this week. You've worked every night this week.
163 00:07:08,845 00:07:11,095 That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game. That yogurt gig is seriously sidelinin' my game.
164 00:07:11,180 00:07:13,930 I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night. I promise that I will make it up to you tomorrow night.
165 00:07:14,350 00:07:15,520 It's going to be so great. It's going to be so great.
166 00:07:15,601 00:07:18,311 Probably the greatest date of all time, Probably the greatest date of all time,
167 00:07:18,604 00:07:19,444 if I had to guess. if I had to guess.
168 00:07:19,522 00:07:20,822 Just promise you won't flake. Just promise you won't flake.
169 00:07:21,858 00:07:22,938 I swear on Sterling's grave. I swear on Sterling's grave.
170 00:07:23,651 00:07:25,281 But she's still alive. But she's still alive.
171 00:07:25,361 00:07:27,411 Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know, Yeah, but she's, like, the purest person that I know,
172 00:07:27,488 00:07:29,368 so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract. so it holds a lot of weight even in the abstract.
173 00:07:30,199 00:07:31,029 I gotta go. I gotta go.
174 00:07:31,701 00:07:33,541 Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow Hey, wear that shirt tomorrow
175 00:07:33,619 00:07:35,619 and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell. and don't wash it before, so it has double your smell.
176 00:07:36,122 00:07:37,582 All right, well, it works for me. All right, well, it works for me.
177 00:07:38,291 00:07:39,131 Bye, Blair Bear. Bye, Blair Bear.
178 00:07:39,417 00:07:40,917 Bye, Miles Miles. Bye, Miles Miles.
179 00:07:41,002 00:07:43,962 -["Good Time Being a Woman" playing] -[video game bleeps] -["Good Time Being a Woman" playing] -[video game bleeps]
180 00:07:49,677 00:07:52,047 ♪ We can go out drink with the boys ♪ ♪ We can go out drink with the boys ♪
181 00:07:52,138 00:07:54,058 ♪ Put 'em all under the table ♪ ♪ Put 'em all under the table ♪
182 00:07:54,140 00:07:56,390 ♪ We can roll up convertible toy ♪ ♪ We can roll up convertible toy ♪
183 00:07:56,476 00:07:58,266 ♪ All dolled up ready and able ♪ ♪ All dolled up ready and able ♪
184 00:07:58,352 00:08:00,192 ♪ To do what we want ♪ ♪ To do what we want ♪
185 00:08:00,271 00:08:02,231 ♪ Say I do it for me ♪ ♪ Say I do it for me ♪
186 00:08:02,940 00:08:06,610 ♪ They say they know just what we want But only we know what we need ♪ ♪ They say they know just what we want But only we know what we need ♪
187 00:08:06,694 00:08:08,654 Did you... tell anyone? Did you... tell anyone?
188 00:08:10,907 00:08:13,657 Blair thinks I’m helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework. Blair thinks I’m helping Josie Wentz with her anatomy homework.
189 00:08:13,910 00:08:16,290 Which I did, for ten painful minutes. Which I did, for ten painful minutes.
190 00:08:16,370 00:08:18,040 She writes her letters from the bottom up. She writes her letters from the bottom up.
191 00:08:18,331 00:08:20,251 She also crosses her sevens like an "F". She also crosses her sevens like an "F".
192 00:08:20,541 00:08:22,291 That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama. That girl will be lucky to get into Alabama.
193 00:08:22,793 00:08:25,093 I don't think we should even joke about something like that. I don't think we should even joke about something like that.
194 00:08:28,174 00:08:29,804 I meant, though... I meant, though...
195 00:08:31,219 00:08:34,389 did you tell anyone... about us? did you tell anyone... about us?
196 00:08:35,473 00:08:36,393 That we're.. That we're..
197 00:08:37,683 00:08:38,563 gay? gay?
198 00:08:39,185 00:08:40,135 We are? We are?
199 00:08:42,313 00:08:43,273 I am. I am.
200 00:08:46,400 00:08:48,780 How do you know, um, like, for sure? How do you know, um, like, for sure?
201 00:08:51,322 00:08:55,282 In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona. In second grade, Adele Meisner told me she was moving to Arizona.
202 00:08:55,910 00:08:57,910 I ugly cried and swore that I was I ugly cried and swore that I was
203 00:08:57,995 00:08:59,865 going to run away from home and track her down. going to run away from home and track her down.
204 00:09:00,831 00:09:02,331 Then her mom called my mom Then her mom called my mom
205 00:09:02,416 00:09:04,666 because Adele felt... because Adele felt...
206 00:09:06,128 00:09:07,208 threatened. threatened.
207 00:09:09,006 00:09:10,586 I was pretty intense back then. I was pretty intense back then.
208 00:09:10,841 00:09:13,471 Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so... Yeah, I mean, you're super chill now, so...
209 00:09:13,553 00:09:14,683 I... I...
210 00:09:14,762 00:09:17,012 But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving. But I get it. You were sad your friend was leaving.
211 00:09:18,808 00:09:21,228 There have been a lot of Adeles over the years. There have been a lot of Adeles over the years.
212 00:09:22,520 00:09:24,110 I crush hard on girls... I crush hard on girls...
213 00:09:26,148 00:09:28,228 and only girls. and only girls.
214 00:09:29,277 00:09:30,607 It's a fait accompli. It's a fait accompli.
215 00:09:33,364 00:09:36,954 Have you ever acted on it before us? Have you ever acted on it before us?
216 00:09:38,911 00:09:40,081 You're the first. You're the first.
217 00:09:42,331 00:09:43,671 And, in case you're wondering, And, in case you're wondering,
218 00:09:43,749 00:09:47,209 no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me for being a lesbian. no, I do not believe that God is going to smite me for being a lesbian.
219 00:09:47,628 00:09:52,168 He made me, along with narwhals and those tiny blue poison frogs, He made me, along with narwhals and those tiny blue poison frogs,
220 00:09:52,258 00:09:54,798 so clearly he has a master plan. so clearly he has a master plan.
221 00:09:59,599 00:10:03,559 I don't think I'm ready to fully label myself one way or another. I don't think I'm ready to fully label myself one way or another.
222 00:10:04,604 00:10:06,774 I like girls and I like boys, too, I like girls and I like boys, too,
223 00:10:06,856 00:10:09,026 but I don't like-like anybody right now... but I don't like-like anybody right now...
224 00:10:09,650 00:10:10,900 except you. except you.
225 00:10:13,029 00:10:14,699 When I think about you, which is, like... When I think about you, which is, like...
226 00:10:16,032 00:10:20,082 all the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [chuckles] all the time, I get dizzy and my maxilla goes numb. [chuckles]
227 00:10:31,339 00:10:32,509 Right here? Right here?
228 00:10:39,555 00:10:42,305 And do your... And do your...
229 00:10:43,142 00:10:45,392 patellas quiver? patellas quiver?
230 00:10:46,354 00:10:48,064 I'm surprised I'm still standing. I'm surprised I'm still standing.
231 00:10:49,231 00:10:50,361 Are you guys done yet? Are you guys done yet?
232 00:10:50,441 00:10:51,441 This is my lucky lane This is my lucky lane
233 00:10:51,525 00:10:54,525 and I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji. and I'm only 5,000 points away from winning the giant poop emoji.
234 00:10:55,237 00:10:56,067 Dream big. Dream big.
235 00:10:57,239 00:10:58,069 Come on. Come on.
236 00:11:02,078 00:11:03,748 [laser blasts] [laser blasts]
237 00:11:08,626 00:11:10,246 This doesn't change who we are at school. This doesn't change who we are at school.
238 00:11:10,670 00:11:13,300 We can't let on that we're anything but sworn enemies. We can't let on that we're anything but sworn enemies.
239 00:11:13,381 00:11:15,301 -I never hated anyone more. -chuckles] -I never hated anyone more. -chuckles]
240 00:11:17,510 00:11:19,100 Mm. And you can't tell Blair. Mm. And you can't tell Blair.
241 00:11:19,679 00:11:20,509 She's my sister. She's my sister.
242 00:11:20,596 00:11:21,846 You know how word spreads. You know how word spreads.
243 00:11:21,931 00:11:24,021 If one person knows, everyone knows. If one person knows, everyone knows.
244 00:11:24,600 00:11:26,100 This has to be kept a secret. This has to be kept a secret.
245 00:11:27,812 00:11:31,192 Unless... you don't want to do this anymore. Unless... you don't want to do this anymore.
246 00:11:31,524 00:11:32,984 I do, very much. I do, very much.
247 00:11:34,360 00:11:35,190 Good. Good.
248 00:11:35,695 00:11:36,525 Me, too. Me, too.
249 00:11:41,242 00:11:42,792 [Blair] How could you keep this from me? [Blair] How could you keep this from me?
250 00:11:44,829 00:11:47,459 When did you first taste this flavor profile? When did you first taste this flavor profile?
251 00:11:47,540 00:11:48,580 Um, like, a week ago. Um, like, a week ago.
252 00:11:48,958 00:11:49,788 Last week? Last week?
253 00:11:50,584 00:11:53,094 We implemented a 24-hour turnaround rule We implemented a 24-hour turnaround rule
254 00:11:53,170 00:11:55,340 on sharing information for a reason, Sterl. on sharing information for a reason, Sterl.
255 00:11:55,798 00:11:57,508 I thought that was just for, like, major events. I thought that was just for, like, major events.
256 00:11:57,967 00:12:00,547 If the discovery of a new and delicious topping combination If the discovery of a new and delicious topping combination
257 00:12:00,636 00:12:01,506 isn't a major event, isn't a major event,
258 00:12:01,595 00:12:03,595 -then I don't know what is. -You're right, I'm sorry. -then I don't know what is. -You're right, I'm sorry.
259 00:12:03,681 00:12:07,731 Once again, I wade through the mind-numbing, teen-themed vortex. Once again, I wade through the mind-numbing, teen-themed vortex.
260 00:12:07,810 00:12:09,480 Yogurt toppings aren't teen-themed. Yogurt toppings aren't teen-themed.
261 00:12:09,562 00:12:10,732 Yeah, they are all ages. Yeah, they are all ages.
262 00:12:10,813 00:12:13,233 I wade through the all-ages vortex I wade through the all-ages vortex
263 00:12:13,315 00:12:16,185 to bring your attention to our skip. to bring your attention to our skip.
264 00:12:16,277 00:12:17,277 Oh. Oh.
265 00:12:17,361 00:12:21,571 Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren-Z." Adam Johanneson. Also known as "Fren-Z."
266 00:12:21,657 00:12:22,827 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
267 00:12:22,908 00:12:24,658 I know him. He's the dude who's ripped off, I know him. He's the dude who's ripped off,
268 00:12:24,744 00:12:26,834 like, every major song hook for the past decade. like, every major song hook for the past decade.
269 00:12:27,371 00:12:28,711 Yeah, well, this Vanilla Ice Yeah, well, this Vanilla Ice
270 00:12:28,789 00:12:31,539 is also guilty of trafficking heavy loads of drugs. is also guilty of trafficking heavy loads of drugs.
271 00:12:32,293 00:12:34,343 Got Yolanda out 150K. Got Yolanda out 150K.
272 00:12:34,420 00:12:36,960 Aw. Your eyes turn into little hearts when you say her name. Aw. Your eyes turn into little hearts when you say her name.
273 00:12:37,047 00:12:38,467 -Please, stop it. -Yeah, Bowsy. -Please, stop it. -Yeah, Bowsy.
274 00:12:38,549 00:12:41,089 You and Yolanda's name should get a room. You and Yolanda's name should get a room.
275 00:12:41,177 00:12:44,007 -Uh-uh. That's not why she left. -Now that's Michelle's gone, you could-- -Uh-uh. That's not why she left. -Now that's Michelle's gone, you could--
276 00:12:44,096 00:12:46,266 I made a decision for myself I made a decision for myself
277 00:12:46,474 00:12:48,144 to close that chapter of my life. to close that chapter of my life.
278 00:12:48,225 00:12:51,015 You pruned the roses so that new blooms could grow. You pruned the roses so that new blooms could grow.
279 00:12:51,645 00:12:52,475 No. No.
280 00:12:53,147 00:12:54,107 Y'all are trippin'. Y'all are trippin'.
281 00:12:54,190 00:12:56,360 Yolanda and I are just keeping things professional, Yolanda and I are just keeping things professional,
282 00:12:56,776 00:12:58,486 and this is the most professional it's ever been. and this is the most professional it's ever been.
283 00:12:58,736 00:13:00,776 She's never thrown me a big case like this before. She's never thrown me a big case like this before.
284 00:13:01,197 00:13:03,067 We've got a good track record going right now. We've got a good track record going right now.
285 00:13:03,157 00:13:03,987 Okay? Okay?
286 00:13:04,074 00:13:05,584 Let's try not to screw it up. Let's try not to screw it up.
287 00:13:06,368 00:13:07,328 You hear me? You hear me?
288 00:13:08,245 00:13:09,075 All right. All right.
289 00:13:09,914 00:13:11,544 This guy's job says... This guy's job says...
290 00:13:13,292 00:13:15,172 "EDM DJ"? "EDM DJ"?
291 00:13:16,420 00:13:18,010 All those letters supposed to mean something? All those letters supposed to mean something?
292 00:13:18,088 00:13:20,548 Yeah, you know, EDM. Yeah, you know, EDM.
293 00:13:21,550 00:13:22,380 You know, like: You know, like:
294 00:13:22,968 00:13:24,508 ♪ Everybody whoo ♪ ♪ Everybody whoo ♪
295 00:13:24,595 00:13:26,055 ♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo  whoo whoo ♪ ♪ Whoo whoo whoo whoo  whoo whoo ♪
296 00:13:26,138 00:13:28,638 ♪ Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak Horn! ♪ ♪ Bed squeak, bed squeak, bed squeak Horn! ♪
297 00:13:28,724 00:13:30,144 ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪ ♪ Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa ♪
298 00:13:30,226 00:13:31,806 ♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪ ♪ Call nine-one-one! ♪
299 00:13:33,145 00:13:33,975 That didn't help. That didn't help.
300 00:13:34,063 00:13:37,403 Yeah, EDM, it stands for Electronic Dance "Music," Yeah, EDM, it stands for Electronic Dance "Music,"
301 00:13:37,483 00:13:39,783 although I don't know if it can actually be considered music, although I don't know if it can actually be considered music,
302 00:13:39,860 00:13:42,570 seeing as it's just pressing buttons, uh... seeing as it's just pressing buttons, uh...
303 00:13:42,988 00:13:44,158 I'm genuinely asking. I'm genuinely asking.
304 00:13:44,240 00:13:45,370 Huh. Huh.
305 00:13:46,283 00:13:47,283 God, you're deep. God, you're deep.
306 00:13:48,452 00:13:49,752 I don't say this enough. I don't say this enough.
307 00:13:50,120 00:13:52,210 I am so grateful to have you in my life. I am so grateful to have you in my life.
308 00:13:52,289 00:13:53,119 Oh. Oh.
309 00:13:53,207 00:13:55,667 A person who makes me ponder and grow. A person who makes me ponder and grow.
310 00:13:55,751 00:13:57,751 Oh, Blair, I'm so grateful for you, too! Oh, Blair, I'm so grateful for you, too!
311 00:13:57,837 00:14:00,837 -Hey, you know what I'd be grateful for? -Yolanda? -Hey, you know what I'd be grateful for? -Yolanda?
312 00:14:01,632 00:14:04,052 Someone to sweep up this mess of jimmies on the floor here Someone to sweep up this mess of jimmies on the floor here
313 00:14:04,343 00:14:07,643 while I figure out how we gonna catch this ripoff artist. while I figure out how we gonna catch this ripoff artist.
314 00:14:09,181 00:14:10,271 See that there? See that there?
315 00:14:10,808 00:14:11,728 That's a broom. That's a broom.
316 00:14:12,935 00:14:13,765 Wow. Wow.
317 00:14:14,770 00:14:15,980 -Winner, winner, chicken dinner. -I didn't-- -Winner, winner, chicken dinner. -I didn't--
318 00:14:16,063 00:14:17,823 -Clean up the jimmies. -I didn't do that. -Clean up the jimmies. -I didn't do that.
319 00:14:18,482 00:14:20,032 Oh, my gosh, look at that. Oh, my gosh, look at that.
320 00:14:20,109 00:14:21,989 You're so much closer to the broom. You're so much closer to the broom.
321 00:14:22,069 00:14:24,279 Thanks, Sterl. You're the best. Thanks, Sterl. You're the best.
322 00:14:26,031 00:14:28,951 [speaking Spanish] We're a few days away from your big exam. [speaking Spanish] We're a few days away from your big exam.
323 00:14:29,034 00:14:30,244 Let's switch up partners Let's switch up partners
324 00:14:30,327 00:14:34,667 and see what discoveries await. and see what discoveries await.
325 00:14:37,209 00:14:38,169 -Blair. -Yes. -Blair. -Yes.
326 00:14:38,252 00:14:40,842 Please agree to be my partner before Brenda with the not-so-great breath Please agree to be my partner before Brenda with the not-so-great breath
327 00:14:40,921 00:14:41,761 turns my way. turns my way.
328 00:14:42,423 00:14:43,473 Ooh. Ooh.
329 00:14:43,549 00:14:45,259 Okay, I will totally save you from that. Okay, I will totally save you from that.
330 00:14:47,428 00:14:48,758 Hey, I just partnered with Luke Hey, I just partnered with Luke
331 00:14:48,846 00:14:50,216 because of Brenda and her bad breath. because of Brenda and her bad breath.
332 00:14:55,394 00:14:57,154 [chuckles] Partners again. [chuckles] Partners again.
333 00:14:57,229 00:14:58,649 [mock groan] You? Really? [mock groan] You? Really?
334 00:14:59,356 00:15:00,266 [groans] [groans]
335 00:15:02,985 00:15:05,605 Do you want to start the conversation or should I? Do you want to start the conversation or should I?
336 00:15:06,572 00:15:09,032 Well, knowing you, I'm sure you're dying to go first, Well, knowing you, I'm sure you're dying to go first,
337 00:15:09,116 00:15:09,946 so go ahead. so go ahead.
338 00:15:11,452 00:15:12,372 [clears throat] [clears throat]
339 00:15:13,412 00:15:17,632 It's so hot in Mexico this time of year. It's so hot in Mexico this time of year.
340 00:15:18,417 00:15:22,457 Would you like to join me for an evening swim? Would you like to join me for an evening swim?
341 00:15:22,546 00:15:23,376 Oh. Oh.
342 00:15:23,464 00:15:25,634 [both giggle] [both giggle]
343 00:15:25,716 00:15:27,506 [Luke] I miss your family. [Luke] I miss your family.
344 00:15:27,593 00:15:30,103 My home and parents. My home and parents.
345 00:15:30,179 00:15:32,099 -It's not great. -Yes. -It's not great. -Yes.
346 00:15:32,181 00:15:33,721 How is Chloe? How is Chloe?
347 00:15:33,807 00:15:38,057 She still has many worms. She still has many worms.
348 00:15:39,396 00:15:40,606 That is so Chloe. That is so Chloe.
349 00:15:41,106 00:15:41,976 [Blair chuckles] [Blair chuckles]
350 00:15:42,066 00:15:45,106 [pronouncing Spanish words] [pronouncing Spanish words]
351 00:15:47,237 00:15:48,657 Hey! Psst! Hey! Psst!
352 00:15:48,739 00:15:49,869 I think she's good. I think she's good.
353 00:15:53,869 00:15:54,949 [Blair] Is your tongue okay? [Blair] Is your tongue okay?
354 00:15:55,037 00:15:56,247 What? Yeah, what? What? Yeah, what?
355 00:15:56,747 00:15:58,077 That thing just now with April. That thing just now with April.
356 00:15:58,332 00:16:01,752 What was she, like, training you for the Olympics of speaking Spanish? What was she, like, training you for the Olympics of speaking Spanish?
357 00:16:01,835 00:16:03,245 It's fine. She can't help herself. It's fine. She can't help herself.
358 00:16:03,837 00:16:06,167 Please stop not saying bad things about April. Please stop not saying bad things about April.
359 00:16:06,256 00:16:07,626 -[cell phone bleeps and dings] -Oh. -[cell phone bleeps and dings] -Oh.
360 00:16:07,716 00:16:09,586 Bowser got a lead on that Fren-Z guy. Bowser got a lead on that Fren-Z guy.
361 00:16:10,302 00:16:11,222 [groans] [groans]
362 00:16:11,303 00:16:12,643 4 p.m.? No! 4 p.m.? No!
363 00:16:12,721 00:16:13,761 I-- I can't! I-- I can't!
364 00:16:13,847 00:16:15,017 I have a date today with Miles I have a date today with Miles
365 00:16:15,099 00:16:17,309 and I swore on your future grave that I wouldn't flake. and I swore on your future grave that I wouldn't flake.
366 00:16:17,393 00:16:19,773 -Hmm. Pinning that for later. -Whatever. -Hmm. Pinning that for later. -Whatever.
367 00:16:19,853 00:16:21,693 Our first lock-in meeting is today after school. Our first lock-in meeting is today after school.
368 00:16:22,272 00:16:23,152 You know, if I don’t show up You know, if I don’t show up
369 00:16:23,232 00:16:25,482 they're gonna assign me some lame job like vomit patrol. they're gonna assign me some lame job like vomit patrol.
370 00:16:25,567 00:16:27,237 -Ew. -[cell phone bleeps and dings] -Ew. -[cell phone bleeps and dings]
371 00:16:27,319 00:16:28,779 -[sighs] -Oh. -[sighs] -Oh.
372 00:16:28,862 00:16:30,702 "Be there or be dead." "Be there or be dead."
373 00:16:30,781 00:16:33,411 Oh, no, he's learned how to use emojis just to threaten us. Oh, no, he's learned how to use emojis just to threaten us.
374 00:16:33,492 00:16:34,372 That's serious. That's serious.
375 00:16:34,451 00:16:35,831 We should be serious, too. We should be serious, too.
376 00:16:36,370 00:16:38,330 A job worth doing is a job worth doing well. A job worth doing is a job worth doing well.
377 00:16:38,414 00:16:39,334 Ooh, Bible? Ooh, Bible?
378 00:16:39,415 00:16:40,665 -Instagram. -Oh. -Instagram. -Oh.
379 00:16:41,166 00:16:42,036 Grand Forces... Grand Forces...
380 00:16:43,168 00:16:46,048 Hey, that's right by the O'Quigleys' on Peachtree. Hey, that's right by the O'Quigleys' on Peachtree.
381 00:16:46,380 00:16:47,760 I'll make my date there with Miles I'll make my date there with Miles
382 00:16:47,840 00:16:50,010 so I can be with Bowser before, from 4:00 to 6:00. so I can be with Bowser before, from 4:00 to 6:00.
383 00:16:50,092 00:16:51,392 And then you can come cover And then you can come cover
384 00:16:51,468 00:16:52,758 when you're done with your lock-in meeting. when you're done with your lock-in meeting.
385 00:16:52,845 00:16:54,175 No vomit patrol. No vomit patrol.
386 00:16:54,263 00:16:55,433 Yes, great! Yes, great!
387 00:16:55,514 00:16:58,934 You know, we are really nailing this work-life balance. You know, we are really nailing this work-life balance.
388 00:16:59,018 00:17:00,558 -Mm. -Why do women complain so much? -Mm. -Why do women complain so much?
389 00:17:00,644 00:17:01,854 It's super easy to have it all. It's super easy to have it all.
390 00:17:01,937 00:17:04,267 We might not know everything there is to know just yet. We might not know everything there is to know just yet.
391 00:17:04,732 00:17:05,942 We've got to be close. We've got to be close.
392 00:17:06,400 00:17:08,320 The woman at Target did call me "ma'am" yesterday. The woman at Target did call me "ma'am" yesterday.
393 00:17:08,402 00:17:09,782 [gasps] I'm telling you! [gasps] I'm telling you!
394 00:17:10,821 00:17:13,371 [Bowser] That's far too much liquid consumption while on the job. [Bowser] That's far too much liquid consumption while on the job.
395 00:17:13,449 00:17:15,239 -[rock music playing] -I'm fine. -[rock music playing] -I'm fine.
396 00:17:22,708 00:17:23,918 We've been here a while. We've been here a while.
397 00:17:24,001 00:17:26,921 Do you think he decided it was too risky to slip in some studio time? Do you think he decided it was too risky to slip in some studio time?
398 00:17:27,379 00:17:29,009 You're right. He probably snuck in You're right. He probably snuck in
399 00:17:29,089 00:17:31,879 through his super-secret- no-paparazzi-Beyoncé-back-door. through his super-secret- no-paparazzi-Beyoncé-back-door.
400 00:17:33,552 00:17:35,892 Never again speak of Beyoncé's back door. Never again speak of Beyoncé's back door.
401 00:17:35,971 00:17:38,601 [groans] That is not what I meant, child! [groans] That is not what I meant, child!
402 00:17:38,724 00:17:40,234 Come on. Let's go check out the inside. Come on. Let's go check out the inside.
403 00:17:40,476 00:17:42,186 Okay, but it's almost six o'clock. Okay, but it's almost six o'clock.
404 00:17:43,103 00:17:44,813 What, you turn into a pumpkin at six? What, you turn into a pumpkin at six?
405 00:17:45,397 00:17:47,977 No, that's when Sterling gets here. No, that's when Sterling gets here.
406 00:17:48,067 00:17:49,227 Well, we'll fill her in. Well, we'll fill her in.
407 00:17:50,402 00:17:51,992 Where is that "Blair, go get 'em" energy Where is that "Blair, go get 'em" energy
408 00:17:52,071 00:17:53,531 that I'm always trying to squash? that I'm always trying to squash?
409 00:17:54,073 00:17:55,533 You're always asking for some undercover work. You're always asking for some undercover work.
410 00:17:55,824 00:17:57,284 Here's some covers to go get under. Here's some covers to go get under.
411 00:17:58,202 00:17:59,042 Come on! Come on!
412 00:17:59,578 00:18:01,788 Hi, I'm the manager of Blackheart here. Hi, I'm the manager of Blackheart here.
413 00:18:01,872 00:18:04,082 -Hi. -She's a singer and, uh... -Hi. -She's a singer and, uh...
414 00:18:05,834 00:18:06,964 A songwriter. A songwriter.
415 00:18:07,252 00:18:09,002 -Yeah. -Singer-songwriter. -Yeah. -Singer-songwriter.
416 00:18:09,213 00:18:11,553 I'm fresh off my Disney contract I'm fresh off my Disney contract
417 00:18:11,632 00:18:13,472 and ready to do something new. and ready to do something new.
418 00:18:13,801 00:18:16,391 Something that's a little more me, you know? Something that's a little more me, you know?
419 00:18:16,762 00:18:18,182 Goodbye, Mickey Mouse ears Goodbye, Mickey Mouse ears
420 00:18:18,263 00:18:22,103 and hello, overtly sexual devil horns. and hello, overtly sexual devil horns.
421 00:18:22,351 00:18:23,521 We'd like to tour your facility We'd like to tour your facility
422 00:18:23,602 00:18:26,982 and see if they can handle everything Miss Blackheart has in mind, here. and see if they can handle everything Miss Blackheart has in mind, here.
423 00:18:27,064 00:18:28,154 The superstar room. The superstar room.
424 00:18:28,232 00:18:31,362 -Mm-hm. -Show me where Janelle Monáe laid it down. -Mm-hm. -Show me where Janelle Monáe laid it down.
425 00:18:31,443 00:18:34,863 Four is our VIP Studio, but it's booked today. Four is our VIP Studio, but it's booked today.
426 00:18:35,531 00:18:36,451 Who's the VIP? Who's the VIP?
427 00:18:36,532 00:18:37,782 Girl, I wish I knew. Girl, I wish I knew.
428 00:18:37,866 00:18:39,196 They booked under a pseudonym. They booked under a pseudonym.
429 00:18:39,284 00:18:41,954 I mean, unless Burt Reynolds just has risen from the dead. I mean, unless Burt Reynolds just has risen from the dead.
430 00:18:42,037 00:18:43,457 Oh. One could hope. Oh. One could hope.
431 00:18:43,539 00:18:44,999 Uh, give me one minute? Uh, give me one minute?
432 00:18:45,082 00:18:46,792 -Sure, do your thing. Right. -Okay. -Sure, do your thing. Right. -Okay.
433 00:18:47,417 00:18:49,207 [Bowser mutters indistinctly] [Bowser mutters indistinctly]
434 00:18:54,174 00:18:55,474 Hi. Yes, it says... Hi. Yes, it says...
435 00:18:56,301 00:18:57,221 That could be him. That could be him.
436 00:18:57,594 00:18:58,854 Nice work, Blackheart. Nice work, Blackheart.
437 00:18:59,429 00:19:01,269 [woman] Okay. Perfect. Let me... [woman] Okay. Perfect. Let me...
438 00:19:05,561 00:19:06,401 Um... Um...
439 00:19:07,604 00:19:08,524 I've got to pee. I've got to pee.
440 00:19:08,605 00:19:10,815 Goddamn it, I told you about them liquids, didn't I? Goddamn it, I told you about them liquids, didn't I?
441 00:19:11,066 00:19:12,146 -Didn't I? -Yes. -Didn't I? -Yes.
442 00:19:12,234 00:19:13,574 -Hurry up. -Okay. -Hurry up. -Okay.
443 00:19:13,819 00:19:14,699 You never listen. You never listen.
444 00:19:14,945 00:19:16,405 -Sorry. -Self-hydrate. -Sorry. -Self-hydrate.
445 00:19:16,488 00:19:18,158 ♪ Well, she's so ♪ ♪ Well, she's so ♪
446 00:19:18,240 00:19:24,580 ♪ Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ ♪ Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪
447 00:19:24,663 00:19:26,753 ♪ That's why I love her ♪ ♪ That's why I love her ♪
448 00:19:28,250 00:19:29,170 ♪ Love her ♪ ♪ Love her ♪
449 00:19:30,127 00:19:30,997 ♪ Love her ♪ ♪ Love her ♪
450 00:19:31,795 00:19:33,375 ♪ So tough, ah-hah ♪ ♪ So tough, ah-hah ♪
451 00:19:33,463 00:19:34,883 ♪ She's tough ah-hah ♪ ♪ She's tough ah-hah ♪
452 00:19:34,965 00:19:36,255 ♪ Oh, look at that girl ♪ ♪ Oh, look at that girl ♪
453 00:19:36,341 00:19:38,341 -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Mmm, baby ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Mmm, baby ♪
454 00:19:38,427 00:19:40,547 -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪
455 00:19:46,351 00:19:48,691 -Hey! Miles! -Hey! -Hey! Miles! -Hey!
456 00:19:48,770 00:19:49,900 I'm sorry I'm late. I'm sorry I'm late.
457 00:19:51,190 00:19:53,900 See, punctuality is just this little thing See, punctuality is just this little thing
458 00:19:53,984 00:19:56,744 that helps us organize around the space-time continuum. that helps us organize around the space-time continuum.
459 00:19:56,820 00:19:57,860 It's no big deal. It's no big deal.
460 00:19:57,946 00:19:59,776 Okay, it won't happen again. Okay, it won't happen again.
461 00:20:00,157 00:20:02,367 I'm letting it go. Letting it go. I'm letting it go. Letting it go.
462 00:20:03,202 00:20:04,372 You wore the shirt. You wore the shirt.
463 00:20:04,995 00:20:06,075 -[chuckles] -Oh. -[chuckles] -Oh.
464 00:20:06,163 00:20:08,173 -It's nubbier than I'd imagined. -Yeah? -It's nubbier than I'd imagined. -Yeah?
465 00:20:09,124 00:20:10,004 Yeah. Yeah.
466 00:20:10,292 00:20:12,382 I am so happy to be out of the house. I am so happy to be out of the house.
467 00:20:12,461 00:20:13,421 -Really? -Yes! -Really? -Yes!
468 00:20:13,503 00:20:16,303 My mom, when she is stressed, we are all stressed. My mom, when she is stressed, we are all stressed.
469 00:20:16,381 00:20:18,681 See, she has this fundraiser thing going on at the house tonight, See, she has this fundraiser thing going on at the house tonight,
470 00:20:18,759 00:20:20,259 so we've been tiptoeing around. so we've been tiptoeing around.
471 00:20:20,761 00:20:22,301 We're not allowed to sit on the furniture, We're not allowed to sit on the furniture,
472 00:20:22,387 00:20:24,097 for fear we might mess up the pillows. for fear we might mess up the pillows.
473 00:20:24,181 00:20:25,351 [chuckles] [chuckles]
474 00:20:25,432 00:20:27,682 She was wiping down my footsteps right out the front door. She was wiping down my footsteps right out the front door.
475 00:20:27,768 00:20:29,978 Oh, my God. My mom is exactly the same. Oh, my God. My mom is exactly the same.
476 00:20:30,187 00:20:31,357 It's, like, God forbid It's, like, God forbid
477 00:20:31,438 00:20:33,398 people actually look like they live in the house people actually look like they live in the house
478 00:20:33,482 00:20:34,982 when company's coming over. when company's coming over.
479 00:20:35,067 00:20:37,567 It's, like, our family is so tidy It's, like, our family is so tidy
480 00:20:37,819 00:20:40,199 -we don't even leave butt-impressions. -[chuckles] -we don't even leave butt-impressions. -[chuckles]
481 00:20:40,864 00:20:43,244 But when you think about it, butt-impressions are kinda nasty, though. But when you think about it, butt-impressions are kinda nasty, though.
482 00:20:43,325 00:20:45,115 Yeah, especially when they're warm? Yeah, especially when they're warm?
483 00:20:45,327 00:20:46,697 And then you sit on them. And then you sit on them.
484 00:20:47,788 00:20:50,418 Ew. Do you think someone left a butt-impression here before? Ew. Do you think someone left a butt-impression here before?
485 00:20:50,499 00:20:52,419 I don't know, but I'm about to. I don't know, but I'm about to.
486 00:20:53,001 00:20:53,841 Scoot over. Scoot over.
487 00:20:55,379 00:20:57,089 [grunts] Scooch. [grunts] Scooch.
488 00:20:57,172 00:20:59,422 Yes, come over here and give me your butt-impression. Yes, come over here and give me your butt-impression.
489 00:20:59,967 00:21:00,967 That's gross. That's gross.
490 00:21:01,843 00:21:03,853 -All right, are you hungry? -Always. -All right, are you hungry? -Always.
491 00:21:03,929 00:21:05,809 Cheers, y'all. We made it. Cheers, y'all. We made it.
492 00:21:05,889 00:21:07,179 [Debbie chuckles] [Debbie chuckles]
493 00:21:07,266 00:21:10,346 Oh, y'all, it has been so strange not seeing Luke around the house. Oh, y'all, it has been so strange not seeing Luke around the house.
494 00:21:10,435 00:21:11,595 Tell us, how's he doing? Tell us, how's he doing?
495 00:21:11,687 00:21:14,147 He's gone full fruit and nuts on us. He's gone full fruit and nuts on us.
496 00:21:14,356 00:21:17,276 -He carries around a guitar all day. -[Debbie] Oh. -He carries around a guitar all day. -[Debbie] Oh.
497 00:21:17,359 00:21:18,899 He's wearing a ring on his thumb, He's wearing a ring on his thumb,
498 00:21:18,986 00:21:21,106 like he's the damn Governor of California. like he's the damn Governor of California.
499 00:21:21,947 00:21:24,697 Please don't shame our son for his creative expression. Please don't shame our son for his creative expression.
500 00:21:25,117 00:21:26,827 Boys have feelings, too. Boys have feelings, too.
501 00:21:28,203 00:21:29,203 So do men. So do men.
502 00:21:29,288 00:21:30,658 Hm. Impossible to tell. Hm. Impossible to tell.
503 00:21:31,498 00:21:34,538 Well, I think it's just wonderful that he's picked up a new hobby. Well, I think it's just wonderful that he's picked up a new hobby.
504 00:21:34,626 00:21:35,626 -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah.
505 00:21:35,711 00:21:36,841 Well, how about Sterling? Well, how about Sterling?
506 00:21:36,920 00:21:38,300 Oh, she's pretty good. Oh, she's pretty good.
507 00:21:38,380 00:21:40,260 I mean, the girls are so busy with school I mean, the girls are so busy with school
508 00:21:40,340 00:21:42,470 and their new job that we barely see them. and their new job that we barely see them.
509 00:21:42,551 00:21:45,601 Bet you're taking advantage of all that alone time. Bet you're taking advantage of all that alone time.
510 00:21:45,679 00:21:46,639 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
511 00:21:47,264 00:21:49,564 Well, you know, we do our best. [chuckles] Well, you know, we do our best. [chuckles]
512 00:21:50,934 00:21:51,774 [Lynn chuckles] [Lynn chuckles]
513 00:21:52,477 00:21:54,057 Debbie, these glasses are gorgeous. Debbie, these glasses are gorgeous.
514 00:21:54,146 00:21:56,606 Thank you. Um, just William Sonoma. Thank you. Um, just William Sonoma.
515 00:21:56,690 00:21:58,360 -Hm. -Oh, Lord. -Hm. -Oh, Lord.
516 00:21:59,318 00:22:00,858 We don't need any more glasses. We don't need any more glasses.
517 00:22:01,570 00:22:03,950 Do you have any idea how many glasses we have in our cabinet? Do you have any idea how many glasses we have in our cabinet?
518 00:22:04,281 00:22:05,911 We've had glasses from our wedding We've had glasses from our wedding
519 00:22:05,991 00:22:07,871 that have probably never touched a person's lips. that have probably never touched a person's lips.
520 00:22:07,951 00:22:08,791 Yeah. Yeah.
521 00:22:08,869 00:22:11,079 I wasn't implying that I wanted new glasses, I wasn't implying that I wanted new glasses,
522 00:22:11,163 00:22:12,663 I was just giving a compliment. I was just giving a compliment.
523 00:22:13,248 00:22:15,578 See, that's when you say something nice to someone. See, that's when you say something nice to someone.
524 00:22:15,667 00:22:16,497 Anyone? Anyone?
525 00:22:17,044 00:22:17,884 That's new. That's new.
526 00:22:19,254 00:22:21,554 You know, I don't think I've ever heard about your wedding. You know, I don't think I've ever heard about your wedding.
527 00:22:21,631 00:22:23,551 I'm sure it was gorgeous, knowing your taste, Lynn. I'm sure it was gorgeous, knowing your taste, Lynn.
528 00:22:23,633 00:22:25,263 Too bad I didn't get to plan it. Too bad I didn't get to plan it.
529 00:22:25,344 00:22:28,064 [forced chuckle] No, that honor was literally wrestled away from me [forced chuckle] No, that honor was literally wrestled away from me
530 00:22:28,138 00:22:29,808 by my dearest mother-in-law. by my dearest mother-in-law.
531 00:22:30,182 00:22:31,432 [Anderson] Literally wrestled? [Anderson] Literally wrestled?
532 00:22:31,516 00:22:33,516 [snickers] I've got to hear that story. [snickers] I've got to hear that story.
533 00:22:33,602 00:22:37,562 Well, my mama is the epitome of decorum. Well, my mama is the epitome of decorum.
534 00:22:38,273 00:22:42,193 [chuckles] Yeah, nothing says decorum like SPAM served at a reception. [chuckles] Yeah, nothing says decorum like SPAM served at a reception.
535 00:22:42,694 00:22:44,614 -It was corned beef hash. -It was pig slop. -It was corned beef hash. -It was pig slop.
536 00:22:44,696 00:22:46,986 Yeah, you know what they say about mothers-in-law, right? Yeah, you know what they say about mothers-in-law, right?
537 00:22:47,074 00:22:48,244 "Better a knife in the back, "Better a knife in the back,
538 00:22:48,325 00:22:50,155 so at least you don't have to see them when you die." so at least you don't have to see them when you die."
539 00:22:50,744 00:22:52,254 Mother's not that bad. Mother's not that bad.
540 00:22:52,746 00:22:54,576 -Didn't say she was. -You implied it. -Didn't say she was. -You implied it.
541 00:22:54,664 00:22:55,544 Maybe I did. Maybe I did.
542 00:22:58,502 00:23:00,712 All right, uhhhh... All right, uhhhh...
543 00:23:01,505 00:23:02,545 Uhhhh... Uhhhh...
544 00:23:04,257 00:23:07,387 Or maybe-- maybe I should get the loaded grilled cheese? Or maybe-- maybe I should get the loaded grilled cheese?
545 00:23:07,969 00:23:10,179 -What do you think? -Tomatoes, bacon and three cheeses? -What do you think? -Tomatoes, bacon and three cheeses?
546 00:23:10,263 00:23:11,103 That's all you. That's all you.
547 00:23:14,434 00:23:15,394 Bring it all. Bring it all.
548 00:23:15,477 00:23:16,767 Chips and salsa, the grilled cheese, Chips and salsa, the grilled cheese,
549 00:23:16,853 00:23:18,613 the jalapeño poppers, and the swiss mushroom burger the jalapeño poppers, and the swiss mushroom burger
550 00:23:18,688 00:23:20,148 with extra fries and a side of ranch. with extra fries and a side of ranch.
551 00:23:20,524 00:23:22,034 Thank you so much, Elizabeth. Thank you so much, Elizabeth.
552 00:23:24,319 00:23:25,949 That is a ton of food. That is a ton of food.
553 00:23:26,655 00:23:29,735 No. Okay, a little bit, but we'll have a smorgasbord. No. Okay, a little bit, but we'll have a smorgasbord.
554 00:23:30,242 00:23:31,622 -A smorgasbord? -Yep. -A smorgasbord? -Yep.
555 00:23:32,369 00:23:34,499 I don't-- I've never heard anyone say that in real life. I don't-- I've never heard anyone say that in real life.
556 00:23:34,579 00:23:36,209 It's Swedish for “food-in-mouth adventure.” It's Swedish for “food-in-mouth adventure.”
557 00:23:37,290 00:23:38,880 -O-- Okay. -[forced chuckle] -O-- Okay. -[forced chuckle]
558 00:23:40,001 00:23:42,131 Oh, my God, you know what I just realized? Oh, my God, you know what I just realized?
559 00:23:42,379 00:23:44,259 I forgot to tell her how I like my burger cooked. I forgot to tell her how I like my burger cooked.
560 00:23:44,339 00:23:45,879 -I'll find her. -Oh, no, no. -I'll find her. -Oh, no, no.
561 00:23:45,966 00:23:48,336 You know what I've got to go talk to the chef directly. You know what I've got to go talk to the chef directly.
562 00:23:48,427 00:23:51,557 I don't trust words to describe my preferred meat temperature. I don't trust words to describe my preferred meat temperature.
563 00:23:51,638 00:23:53,058 It's weird. I have reference photos. It's weird. I have reference photos.
564 00:23:55,767 00:23:56,597 Be right back. Be right back.
565 00:24:22,752 00:24:24,962 -[cell phone buzzes] -[gasps] -[cell phone buzzes] -[gasps]
566 00:24:26,923 00:24:28,763 Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late. Hey. Sorry, the lock-in meeting ran late.
567 00:24:28,842 00:24:29,842 Uh, I'm leaving now. Uh, I'm leaving now.
568 00:24:30,510 00:24:32,140 You haven't even left yet? You haven't even left yet?
569 00:24:33,430 00:24:36,020 Oh, my God, get in that Volt and drive it like you stole it. Oh, my God, get in that Volt and drive it like you stole it.
570 00:24:36,558 00:24:38,138 But carefully. Precious cargo. But carefully. Precious cargo.
571 00:24:38,560 00:24:39,390 Just hurry! Just hurry!
572 00:24:42,314 00:24:44,074 ♪ Well, she's so ♪ ♪ Well, she's so ♪
573 00:24:44,149 00:24:50,909 ♪Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪ ♪Tou-ou-Ou-ou-Ou-Ou-ou-ough ♪
574 00:24:50,989 00:24:52,619 ♪ That's why I love her ♪ ♪ That's why I love her ♪
575 00:24:53,575 00:24:54,405 ♪ So tough ♪ ♪ So tough ♪
576 00:24:54,493 00:24:56,413 -Ah-hah ♪ -Mmm, baby ♪ -Ah-hah ♪ -Mmm, baby ♪
577 00:24:56,495 00:24:57,325 ♪ Ah-hah ♪ ♪ Ah-hah ♪
578 00:24:57,412 00:24:59,502 -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪ -♪ Whoo hoo hoo ♪ -♪ Ah-hah ♪
579 00:25:01,750 00:25:04,380 Yeah, all right. She's here now, so we can-- Yeah, all right. She's here now, so we can--
580 00:25:04,461 00:25:06,711 -[hip hop music playing] -That was a hell of a piss. -[hip hop music playing] -That was a hell of a piss.
581 00:25:07,214 00:25:08,724 You've been gone 20 minutes. You've been gone 20 minutes.
582 00:25:08,798 00:25:09,668 Hey. Hey.
583 00:25:10,634 00:25:13,264 This isn't really about me peeing. We both know that, buddy. This isn't really about me peeing. We both know that, buddy.
584 00:25:13,345 00:25:14,295 This is about... This is about...
585 00:25:15,263 00:25:16,683 This is about you and Yolanda. This is about you and Yolanda.
586 00:25:17,432 00:25:18,892 -How in the he--? -Yep. Hey! -How in the he--? -Yep. Hey!
587 00:25:18,975 00:25:21,845 I really think that you are selling yourself short. I really think that you are selling yourself short.
588 00:25:22,604 00:25:25,364 -What are you afraid of, Bowser? -I'm not afraid of anything. -What are you afraid of, Bowser? -I'm not afraid of anything.
589 00:25:25,440 00:25:26,690 -Oh. -Okay? -Oh. -Okay?
590 00:25:26,775 00:25:28,185 -Okay. -I’m being respectful. -Okay. -I’m being respectful.
591 00:25:29,152 00:25:30,822 We’re friends and colleagues. We’re friends and colleagues.
592 00:25:30,904 00:25:33,824 Wow. Well, you know who else started out as colleagues? Wow. Well, you know who else started out as colleagues?
593 00:25:34,658 00:25:35,778 -Michelle and Barack. -Oh. -Michelle and Barack. -Oh.
594 00:25:35,867 00:25:38,577 Can you imagine if they had stopped there? Can you imagine if they had stopped there?
595 00:25:38,662 00:25:40,622 You owe it to your country to see it through. You owe it to your country to see it through.
596 00:25:41,206 00:25:43,116 You all right? You look a little sweaty. You all right? You look a little sweaty.
597 00:25:43,959 00:25:45,339 Um... Um...
598 00:25:45,418 00:25:48,048 It's really not okay to point out someone's sweat patterns. It's really not okay to point out someone's sweat patterns.
599 00:25:48,838 00:25:51,508 Sweat sensitivity is a thing with you kids--? Sweat sensitivity is a thing with you kids--?
600 00:25:51,591 00:25:52,971 Jesus Chri-- Jesus Chri--
601 00:25:53,593 00:25:54,723 Okay. [chuckles] Okay. [chuckles]
602 00:25:55,345 00:25:57,095 I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I didn't know.
603 00:25:58,139 00:25:59,389 -Wow. -Mm. -Wow. -Mm.
604 00:25:59,474 00:26:02,734 You admitted you were wrong, and then were open to change. You admitted you were wrong, and then were open to change.
605 00:26:03,687 00:26:05,557 There's not enough people like you out there, Bowser. There's not enough people like you out there, Bowser.
606 00:26:07,732 00:26:10,242 Yeah, how many people do you know, anyway, huh? Yeah, how many people do you know, anyway, huh?
607 00:26:11,278 00:26:13,068 Miles says he likes my ripeness. Miles says he likes my ripeness.
608 00:26:13,154 00:26:14,704 Okay, you two ready? Okay, you two ready?
609 00:26:14,781 00:26:16,411 -Yes, please. -All right, you sure? -Yes, please. -All right, you sure?
610 00:26:16,491 00:26:17,951 -So, ready. Come on. -Okay, let's go. -So, ready. Come on. -Okay, let's go.
611 00:26:18,034 00:26:19,374 We're a full-service studio. We're a full-service studio.
612 00:26:19,452 00:26:21,372 We've been open now about 26 years. We've been open now about 26 years.
613 00:26:21,454 00:26:23,334 [Bowser] Yeah, you can almost smell the talent. [Bowser] Yeah, you can almost smell the talent.
614 00:26:23,415 00:26:25,495 -Uh, that's definitely weed. -[Bowser chuckles] -Uh, that's definitely weed. -[Bowser chuckles]
615 00:26:25,584 00:26:27,044 What's your security situation like? What's your security situation like?
616 00:26:27,127 00:26:28,627 Is there another entrance besides this one? Is there another entrance besides this one?
617 00:26:28,712 00:26:32,632 I'm keeping a low profile while my stylist perfects my new look. I'm keeping a low profile while my stylist perfects my new look.
618 00:26:32,716 00:26:34,586 We're still tweaking it. It's all about branding. We're still tweaking it. It's all about branding.
619 00:26:34,676 00:26:36,756 -[cell phone rings] -Mm. Uh, okay, FedEx. -[cell phone rings] -Mm. Uh, okay, FedEx.
620 00:26:36,845 00:26:38,555 Uh, let me sign for this and I'll come back. Uh, let me sign for this and I'll come back.
621 00:26:38,638 00:26:40,848 This is the kitchen, bananas, you know, yeah. This is the kitchen, bananas, you know, yeah.
622 00:26:41,641 00:26:42,481 Thank you. Thank you.
623 00:26:43,977 00:26:45,187 Mm. Peanut M&Ms. Mm. Peanut M&Ms.
624 00:26:45,270 00:26:46,440 Hey, put those back. Hey, put those back.
625 00:26:46,771 00:26:47,941 Probably charge you four times Probably charge you four times
626 00:26:48,023 00:26:49,653 what you can get them for down at the Publix. what you can get them for down at the Publix.
627 00:26:50,442 00:26:52,442 We're not actually renting space here. We're not actually renting space here.
628 00:26:53,320 00:26:54,900 Pretty sure these are free as a bird. Pretty sure these are free as a bird.
629 00:26:55,322 00:26:56,912 No. I'll get my own-- No. I'll get my own--
630 00:26:58,783 00:27:00,913 I'm not the one lighting money on fire, I'm not the one lighting money on fire,
631 00:27:00,994 00:27:03,204 letting the studio go unused. Z? letting the studio go unused. Z?
632 00:27:03,830 00:27:06,960 We talked about this. You may not use those words with me. We talked about this. You may not use those words with me.
633 00:27:11,004 00:27:12,634 -Hmm. -Oh, my God, Bowser. -Hmm. -Oh, my God, Bowser.
634 00:27:12,922 00:27:14,802 -What? -She is so into you. -What? -She is so into you.
635 00:27:15,550 00:27:17,390 You need to go flirt it up. Get in there. You need to go flirt it up. Get in there.
636 00:27:17,469 00:27:19,219 No, stop it. You are seeing things, child. No, stop it. You are seeing things, child.
637 00:27:19,304 00:27:20,974 Um, no, I am not. Um, no, I am not.
638 00:27:22,807 00:27:25,347 Look, you're the one who told us that we needed to go undercover. Look, you're the one who told us that we needed to go undercover.
639 00:27:25,810 00:27:27,440 I've obviously killed it. I've obviously killed it.
640 00:27:27,687 00:27:29,517 Now it's your turn to be Foxy Brown. Now it's your turn to be Foxy Brown.
641 00:27:30,106 00:27:30,936 What? What?
642 00:27:31,024 00:27:33,944 I guess you would be more of a Fox-o Brown because you're a man. I guess you would be more of a Fox-o Brown because you're a man.
643 00:27:35,028 00:27:36,608 Please stop. Don't ever do that-- Please stop. Don't ever do that--
644 00:27:36,696 00:27:39,156 -[woman] Ready for the rest of the tour? -Oh, we are, but first, -[woman] Ready for the rest of the tour? -Oh, we are, but first,
645 00:27:39,240 00:27:40,620 I'm sorry, could I hit the ladies'? I'm sorry, could I hit the ladies'?
646 00:27:40,700 00:27:41,660 Are you serious? Are you serious?
647 00:27:41,743 00:27:43,793 Yeah, I really overdid it with the liquids. Yeah, I really overdid it with the liquids.
648 00:27:43,870 00:27:45,620 -Plus, you could... -Mm. -Plus, you could... -Mm.
649 00:27:46,456 00:27:47,536 -[chuckles] Yeah. -Follow me. -[chuckles] Yeah. -Follow me.
650 00:27:47,624 00:27:50,424 Oh, girl. We got Toto toilets in every stall. Oh, girl. We got Toto toilets in every stall.
651 00:27:50,752 00:27:52,752 It is so depressing going home to a regular john. It is so depressing going home to a regular john.
652 00:27:53,088 00:27:53,918 Toto? Toto?
653 00:27:54,005 00:27:56,005 ['50s pop music playing] ['50s pop music playing]
654 00:27:59,511 00:28:00,721 [blows into hand] [blows into hand]
655 00:28:01,221 00:28:03,181 ♪ I found love ♪ ♪ I found love ♪
656 00:28:03,264 00:28:05,484 ♪ Tonight ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪
657 00:28:05,558 00:28:06,388 Hey. Hey.
658 00:28:08,228 00:28:10,478 You should definitely add "portraits of diverse women" You should definitely add "portraits of diverse women"
659 00:28:10,563 00:28:11,733 to the scavenger hunt, Hannah B. to the scavenger hunt, Hannah B.
660 00:28:11,815 00:28:12,855 That’ll keep people busy. That’ll keep people busy.
661 00:28:12,941 00:28:16,241 Hmm. I feel so bad that Ezequiel got stuck with puke duty. Hmm. I feel so bad that Ezequiel got stuck with puke duty.
662 00:28:16,319 00:28:18,109 He could have picked a different time for his appointment. He could have picked a different time for his appointment.
663 00:28:18,196 00:28:20,566 He's having emergency kidney stone removal. He's having emergency kidney stone removal.
664 00:28:20,657 00:28:22,237 And what, doctors refuse to do surgery And what, doctors refuse to do surgery
665 00:28:22,325 00:28:24,235 -on the weekends? -Oh, gosh darn it! Um... -on the weekends? -Oh, gosh darn it! Um...
666 00:28:24,327 00:28:26,117 I forgot my water bottle in Fellowship. I forgot my water bottle in Fellowship.
667 00:28:26,204 00:28:27,754 Ezequiel's stones are a great reminder. Ezequiel's stones are a great reminder.
668 00:28:27,831 00:28:30,131 -We got to stay hydrated. -Mm-hm. -We got to stay hydrated. -Mm-hm.
669 00:28:31,876 00:28:35,416 I think I also left my water bottle in there. I think I also left my water bottle in there.
670 00:28:35,505 00:28:36,415 I'll wait for you here. I'll wait for you here.
671 00:28:36,965 00:28:37,795 Oh, you can go ahead. Oh, you can go ahead.
672 00:28:38,258 00:28:39,588 You rode in with me today. You rode in with me today.
673 00:28:40,719 00:28:42,469 And that means I have to ride home with you, too? And that means I have to ride home with you, too?
674 00:28:43,096 00:28:45,676 No. Sorry for assuming that. No. Sorry for assuming that.
675 00:28:46,141 00:28:46,981 Whatever. Whatever.
676 00:28:47,517 00:28:49,557 Are you still coming to dinner tonight? Are you still coming to dinner tonight?
677 00:28:50,019 00:28:51,019 My mom made... My mom made...
678 00:28:52,313 00:28:53,313 lamb chops. lamb chops.
679 00:28:55,525 00:28:56,685 There it is. There it is.
680 00:28:59,571 00:29:00,951 Sorry. [chuckles] Sorry. [chuckles]
681 00:29:01,781 00:29:03,871 I didn't actually leave my water bottle. I didn't actually leave my water bottle.
682 00:29:03,950 00:29:04,910 I know. I know.
683 00:29:05,577 00:29:07,997 It was an excuse to get you back here. I'm glad you caught on. It was an excuse to get you back here. I'm glad you caught on.
684 00:29:08,079 00:29:09,749 [chuckles] [chuckles]
685 00:29:09,831 00:29:13,461 And you went so far as to actually leave yours? And you went so far as to actually leave yours?
686 00:29:14,002 00:29:15,632 Well, that way it wasn't a lie. Well, that way it wasn't a lie.
687 00:29:18,590 00:29:19,720 How are you so good? How are you so good?
688 00:29:20,341 00:29:21,341 You're good, too. You're good, too.
689 00:29:22,260 00:29:23,800 You're just trapped in a lie, that's all. You're just trapped in a lie, that's all.
690 00:29:24,929 00:29:26,259 And lying is the worst. And lying is the worst.
691 00:29:26,347 00:29:28,177 I've been doing it to Blair for days now, I've been doing it to Blair for days now,
692 00:29:28,266 00:29:30,016 and I really, really don't like it. and I really, really don't like it.
693 00:29:30,852 00:29:32,692 My neck's all tense, like it gets when I'm hangry. My neck's all tense, like it gets when I'm hangry.
694 00:29:35,273 00:29:36,983 At least this version of lying At least this version of lying
695 00:29:37,233 00:29:40,903 comes with decent benefits. comes with decent benefits.
696 00:29:45,033 00:29:46,453 It doesn't have to be like this. It doesn't have to be like this.
697 00:29:47,786 00:29:50,786 We should be able to be ourselves and be together, We should be able to be ourselves and be together,
698 00:29:50,872 00:29:52,792 like, together-together. like, together-together.
699 00:29:53,541 00:29:54,381 You serious? You serious?
700 00:29:56,169 00:29:58,629 Was it fun when you got outed with Luke? Was it fun when you got outed with Luke?
701 00:29:59,172 00:30:04,142 Because this would be a zillion times worse. Because this would be a zillion times worse.
702 00:30:06,971 00:30:07,851 I'm not that brave. I'm not that brave.
703 00:30:09,349 00:30:12,559 First of all, you're the reason I got outed with Luke. First of all, you're the reason I got outed with Luke.
704 00:30:13,061 00:30:13,941 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
705 00:30:14,854 00:30:15,774 It was... It was...
706 00:30:17,816 00:30:19,146 misdirected anger. misdirected anger.
707 00:30:22,362 00:30:24,032 I'm done hiding parts of myself I'm done hiding parts of myself
708 00:30:24,113 00:30:26,283 because someone else says that they're bad or wrong. because someone else says that they're bad or wrong.
709 00:30:28,117 00:30:30,157 I'm seeing things in a whole new way. I'm seeing things in a whole new way.
710 00:30:31,329 00:30:32,789 Like when you learn a new word Like when you learn a new word
711 00:30:32,872 00:30:35,002 and then all of a sudden you start hearing it everywhere. and then all of a sudden you start hearing it everywhere.
712 00:30:36,167 00:30:38,547 That's what this feels like, but all the time. That's what this feels like, but all the time.
713 00:30:39,754 00:30:41,384 "Us" as a thing? "Us" as a thing?
714 00:30:42,173 00:30:44,383 [chuckles] I'm, like, was it always there [chuckles] I'm, like, was it always there
715 00:30:44,467 00:30:47,007 and, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something? and, like, I don't know, paralyzed or something?
716 00:30:50,056 00:30:52,176 My body and my mind. My body and my mind.
717 00:30:53,726 00:30:56,346 New parts and pathways are opening up New parts and pathways are opening up
718 00:30:56,437 00:30:58,817 and I want to give them the space to do that. and I want to give them the space to do that.
719 00:31:01,192 00:31:02,822 Did I just write my college essay? Did I just write my college essay?
720 00:31:07,949 00:31:10,369 It's called compartmentalization, It's called compartmentalization,
721 00:31:10,451 00:31:14,541 and honestly, it's not that hard if you're an organized thinker. and honestly, it's not that hard if you're an organized thinker.
722 00:31:14,622 00:31:15,962 I can tutor you if you want. I can tutor you if you want.
723 00:31:16,040 00:31:16,960 [chuckles] [chuckles]
724 00:31:17,041 00:31:18,421 We shouldn't have to hide. We shouldn't have to hide.
725 00:31:18,668 00:31:22,168 You know, I want to know all of you. And the world should know all of you, too. You know, I want to know all of you. And the world should know all of you, too.
726 00:31:22,255 00:31:23,625 ["Walk Away" playing] ["Walk Away" playing]
727 00:31:23,715 00:31:25,465 If not, then what's the point? [chuckles] If not, then what's the point? [chuckles]
728 00:31:25,550 00:31:28,220 ♪ But now you are staged ♪ ♪ But now you are staged ♪
729 00:31:29,596 00:31:34,176 ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪
730 00:31:35,602 00:31:40,322 ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪
731 00:31:41,608 00:31:46,198 ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪ ♪ I hate to watch you walk away ♪
732 00:31:50,617 00:31:52,617 So, you didn't like our honeymoon? So, you didn't like our honeymoon?
733 00:31:52,702 00:31:53,662 [groans] [groans]
734 00:31:54,203 00:31:55,123 What was there to like? What was there to like?
735 00:31:55,204 00:31:56,874 We were killing mosquitoes in Florida. We were killing mosquitoes in Florida.
736 00:31:56,956 00:31:57,866 It was Sanibel. It was Sanibel.
737 00:31:57,957 00:31:59,457 It was Fort Myers. It was Fort Myers.
738 00:31:59,876 00:32:02,416 Just because they share a bay does not mean they're the same place. Just because they share a bay does not mean they're the same place.
739 00:32:04,255 00:32:06,125 You know, I noticed your soap in the kitchen. You know, I noticed your soap in the kitchen.
740 00:32:06,215 00:32:07,675 Wood and sea salt. Wood and sea salt.
741 00:32:08,134 00:32:10,604 I mean, the combinations that they come up with. I mean, the combinations that they come up with.
742 00:32:11,179 00:32:13,429 I refill that fancy bottle with soap from the dollar store. I refill that fancy bottle with soap from the dollar store.
743 00:32:14,265 00:32:15,845 Oh, life hacks! Oh, life hacks!
744 00:32:17,268 00:32:19,848 Great, you know you should see Vernon wash his hands. Great, you know you should see Vernon wash his hands.
745 00:32:20,188 00:32:22,268 It looks like Dexter right after a kill. It looks like Dexter right after a kill.
746 00:32:22,357 00:32:23,897 He nearly scrubs them raw. He nearly scrubs them raw.
747 00:32:23,983 00:32:27,033 She's always telling me about the importance of building up antibodies. She's always telling me about the importance of building up antibodies.
748 00:32:27,111 00:32:28,361 -[chuckles] -[Debbie] Well... -[chuckles] -[Debbie] Well...
749 00:32:29,238 00:32:31,698 Just wish you would have told me where you wanted to go. Just wish you would have told me where you wanted to go.
750 00:32:31,783 00:32:33,493 Honey! I hinted at Italy. Honey! I hinted at Italy.
751 00:32:33,576 00:32:35,116 Please. I didn't want to be rude. Please. I didn't want to be rude.
752 00:32:37,080 00:32:38,870 You know, we went out of the country. You know, we went out of the country.
753 00:32:39,415 00:32:40,455 -[Vernon] Mm-hm. -It was... -[Vernon] Mm-hm. -It was...
754 00:32:40,875 00:32:41,995 Overrated. Overrated.
755 00:32:42,085 00:32:43,285 -Yeah, it was. -Mm-hm. -Yeah, it was. -Mm-hm.
756 00:32:43,378 00:32:45,298 The food in Paris was-- The food in Paris was--
757 00:32:45,380 00:32:47,170 The baguettes, hard cheese... The baguettes, hard cheese...
758 00:32:47,256 00:32:49,796 -like your tray out there. Different. -[Lynn] So much cheese. -like your tray out there. Different. -[Lynn] So much cheese.
759 00:32:49,884 00:32:51,264 It was just [mock retch] You know? It was just [mock retch] You know?
760 00:32:51,344 00:32:53,104 All right, y'all. Stop. Stop. All right, y'all. Stop. Stop.
761 00:32:55,932 00:32:57,682 I'm sorry. We're-- I'm sorry. We're--
762 00:32:58,309 00:32:59,389 We're fine. We're fine.
763 00:32:59,686 00:33:01,146 We're just having a-- a little... We're just having a-- a little...
764 00:33:02,146 00:33:03,556 [sings] A little nothing. [sings] A little nothing.
765 00:33:03,648 00:33:05,898 No, it's not nothing. No, it's not nothing.
766 00:33:06,734 00:33:07,694 It's not. It's not.
767 00:33:08,319 00:33:09,279 Be honest. Be honest.
768 00:33:09,821 00:33:11,991 -Stop. -No, no, no, no, no, come on. -Stop. -No, no, no, no, no, come on.
769 00:33:12,073 00:33:14,663 You were honest about your dirty little dollar store soap secret. You were honest about your dirty little dollar store soap secret.
770 00:33:15,243 00:33:16,953 Be honest. Huh, why stop there? Go on. Be honest. Huh, why stop there? Go on.
771 00:33:17,036 00:33:18,656 Stop it. It's not funny. Stop it. It's not funny.
772 00:33:18,746 00:33:20,036 Deborah. They say that honesty is the key to all-- Deborah. They say that honesty is the key to all--
773 00:33:20,123 00:33:21,043 Hey. Hey.
774 00:33:24,419 00:33:26,379 It's getting late and, um... It's getting late and, um...
775 00:33:26,671 00:33:27,881 Luke is afraid of the dark. Luke is afraid of the dark.
776 00:33:27,964 00:33:30,134 [Lynn] You know, I think I left the iron on. [Lynn] You know, I think I left the iron on.
777 00:33:30,216 00:33:32,296 We've got to go. We need to go. We've got to go. We need to go.
778 00:33:33,261 00:33:34,101 It's dangerous. It's dangerous.
779 00:33:35,430 00:33:36,850 -Thank you. -Thank you for the... -Thank you. -Thank you for the...
780 00:33:46,065 00:33:47,475 Hey, where were we? Hey, where were we?
781 00:33:47,942 00:33:49,782 No. No, where were you? No. No, where were you?
782 00:33:49,986 00:33:51,446 I texted you, I called you. I texted you, I called you.
783 00:33:51,529 00:33:53,319 It took that long to explain "well done"? It took that long to explain "well done"?
784 00:33:53,406 00:33:55,236 Well, if you must know... Well, if you must know...
785 00:33:55,324 00:33:57,544 Oh, you're back. Oh, you're back.
786 00:33:57,618 00:33:58,788 Yeah, I'm back. [chuckles] Yeah, I'm back. [chuckles]
787 00:33:58,870 00:33:59,910 You were gone for so long, You were gone for so long,
788 00:33:59,996 00:34:02,366 I was worried for Mr. Handsome here that you bolted. I was worried for Mr. Handsome here that you bolted.
789 00:34:03,791 00:34:04,711 Well, I didn't. Well, I didn't.
790 00:34:05,126 00:34:06,416 You two need anything else? You two need anything else?
791 00:34:06,502 00:34:07,672 Uh, no, I think we're good. Uh, no, I think we're good.
792 00:34:07,754 00:34:10,594 Uh, one extreme brownie sundae, please. Uh, one extreme brownie sundae, please.
793 00:34:10,673 00:34:11,843 We have to get a sundae, We have to get a sundae,
794 00:34:11,924 00:34:16,394 or wait, are you more of a dark cherry chocolate cheesecake type of guy? or wait, are you more of a dark cherry chocolate cheesecake type of guy?
795 00:34:16,471 00:34:17,471 I could do either one. I could do either one.
796 00:34:18,598 00:34:21,638 Elizabeth, did I tell you that it's his birthday? Elizabeth, did I tell you that it's his birthday?
797 00:34:21,726 00:34:23,726 -[gasps] -Yeah. Could you gather everyone up? -[gasps] -Yeah. Could you gather everyone up?
798 00:34:23,811 00:34:25,151 I wanted to have a real to-do. I wanted to have a real to-do.
799 00:34:25,229 00:34:26,689 One to-do, comin' up. One to-do, comin' up.
800 00:34:29,233 00:34:30,533 Why did you tell her that? Why did you tell her that?
801 00:34:31,444 00:34:32,654 To give you something special. To give you something special.
802 00:34:32,737 00:34:35,317 Strangers singing to me on my fake birthday? Strangers singing to me on my fake birthday?
803 00:34:36,157 00:34:37,367 That's not special, Blair. That's not special, Blair.
804 00:34:38,451 00:34:39,451 Oh. Oh.
805 00:34:39,535 00:34:41,825 I'm flubbing this way worse than our first date. I'm flubbing this way worse than our first date.
806 00:34:43,039 00:34:44,499 Maybe I'm bad at dates. Maybe I'm bad at dates.
807 00:34:44,999 00:34:47,459 Maybe we should only go on excursions from now on. Maybe we should only go on excursions from now on.
808 00:34:47,543 00:34:50,133 -Or galavants, or trips to Hawaii. -[table vibrating] -Or galavants, or trips to Hawaii. -[table vibrating]
809 00:34:50,880 00:34:52,590 -What, is that you? -Oh. -What, is that you? -Oh.
810 00:34:54,759 00:34:56,589 -Restless leg syndrome. -[cell phone dinging] -Restless leg syndrome. -[cell phone dinging]
811 00:34:56,677 00:34:58,427 Are those from your yogurt boss? Are those from your yogurt boss?
812 00:34:58,971 00:35:00,141 Are you're supposed to be at work? Are you're supposed to be at work?
813 00:35:00,640 00:35:01,560 What? No. What? No.
814 00:35:01,933 00:35:03,523 No, it's all good. No, it's all good.
815 00:35:03,976 00:35:05,226 -Are you sure? -Yeah. -Are you sure? -Yeah.
816 00:35:05,311 00:35:06,901 I mean, because you're all over the place. I mean, because you're all over the place.
817 00:35:06,979 00:35:09,519 It's not new, but today you're especially pinball-like. It's not new, but today you're especially pinball-like.
818 00:35:09,607 00:35:10,527 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
819 00:35:12,360 00:35:15,450 -I should cool it on the Cokes. [sighs] -[cell phone dings] -I should cool it on the Cokes. [sighs] -[cell phone dings]
820 00:35:15,530 00:35:16,360 God. God.
821 00:35:16,447 00:35:17,777 All right. Okay, go. All right. Okay, go.
822 00:35:18,825 00:35:20,865 No, it's obviously important, just-- No, it's obviously important, just--
823 00:35:21,077 00:35:23,867 They're just having an issue with the fudge pump at the store. They're just having an issue with the fudge pump at the store.
824 00:35:23,955 00:35:26,325 And I'm the only one who can speak to Cathy And I'm the only one who can speak to Cathy
825 00:35:26,415 00:35:27,575 in her native language, in her native language,
826 00:35:27,667 00:35:30,747 which is speaking in low undertones that she can hear. which is speaking in low undertones that she can hear.
827 00:35:30,837 00:35:31,877 -Right. -So, uh... -Right. -So, uh...
828 00:35:32,338 00:35:34,128 just give me two minutes, okay? just give me two minutes, okay?
829 00:35:36,384 00:35:37,684 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
830 00:35:38,928 00:35:41,308 [cell phone buzzes] [cell phone buzzes]
831 00:35:41,848 00:35:42,678 Hey. Hey.
832 00:35:43,141 00:35:45,271 Hi, I'm sorry, I have to go. Blair's already so pissed at me. Hi, I'm sorry, I have to go. Blair's already so pissed at me.
833 00:35:45,351 00:35:47,441 -Convince me. -What? -Convince me. -What?
834 00:35:49,438 00:35:51,398 Convince me we can do this. Convince me we can do this.
835 00:35:52,316 00:35:54,236 You take the affirmative. I'll take the negative. You take the affirmative. I'll take the negative.
836 00:35:55,403 00:35:57,113 You want to debate this? You want to debate this?
837 00:35:59,657 00:36:02,367 Okay. Do you have a stopwatch or should I just self-time? Okay. Do you have a stopwatch or should I just self-time?
838 00:36:03,077 00:36:03,907 Just start. Just start.
839 00:36:05,913 00:36:06,753 Okay. Okay.
840 00:36:07,790 00:36:09,500 You're worried about what people will think, You're worried about what people will think,
841 00:36:10,042 00:36:12,132 but there's a lot of people who love us unconditionally. but there's a lot of people who love us unconditionally.
842 00:36:13,421 00:36:17,551 With a post condition that we follow their rules for love. With a post condition that we follow their rules for love.
843 00:36:18,926 00:36:20,466 Our parents will understand. Our parents will understand.
844 00:36:21,596 00:36:23,006 My parents are hateful bigots. My parents are hateful bigots.
845 00:36:24,140 00:36:26,270 Ellen. Ellen can guide us. Ellen. Ellen can guide us.
846 00:36:26,350 00:36:28,980 Sweet pushover Ellen is going to take on the parents Sweet pushover Ellen is going to take on the parents
847 00:36:29,061 00:36:31,481 of the private school elite who pay her bills? of the private school elite who pay her bills?
848 00:36:32,440 00:36:35,570 There are more people living out in our country than ever before. There are more people living out in our country than ever before.
849 00:36:36,027 00:36:40,027 And yet I still hear the word "fag" around school, like, five times a day. And yet I still hear the word "fag" around school, like, five times a day.
850 00:36:41,741 00:36:43,121 My sister will be supportive. My sister will be supportive.
851 00:36:44,243 00:36:45,453 Your sister hates me. Your sister hates me.
852 00:36:46,037 00:36:49,287 Blair doesn't hate, she questions things she doesn't understand. Blair doesn't hate, she questions things she doesn't understand.
853 00:36:50,249 00:36:52,289 And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of questions And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of questions
854 00:36:52,376 00:36:54,666 and maybe some... and maybe some...
855 00:36:55,504 00:36:56,844 irritation... [sighs] irritation... [sighs]
856 00:36:56,923 00:37:00,303 ...but you ignited something in me that I don't want to shut down, ...but you ignited something in me that I don't want to shut down,
857 00:37:00,384 00:37:02,724 and you say that you're not brave, but you kissed me back. and you say that you're not brave, but you kissed me back.
858 00:37:02,803 00:37:03,643 That was brave. That was brave.
859 00:37:04,222 00:37:05,892 You could have just walked away. You could have just walked away.
860 00:37:07,141 00:37:08,731 You've already taken one leap, You've already taken one leap,
861 00:37:08,809 00:37:12,019 let's keep going, together. let's keep going, together.
862 00:37:22,823 00:37:25,373 Oh, oh, boy. Well, well, Oh, oh, boy. Well, well,
863 00:37:25,451 00:37:30,041 there's my little disappearing-reappearing shootin' star. there's my little disappearing-reappearing shootin' star.
864 00:37:30,373 00:37:33,213 -Hey, Charlie, this is Blackheart. -Hi. -Hey, Charlie, this is Blackheart. -Hi.
865 00:37:33,292 00:37:36,422 I've just been hearing about your massive plans. I've just been hearing about your massive plans.
866 00:37:36,921 00:37:38,801 Setting out to outsell Tay Sway? Setting out to outsell Tay Sway?
867 00:37:39,423 00:37:40,513 Ambitious. Ambitious.
868 00:37:40,591 00:37:41,471 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
869 00:37:41,550 00:37:42,890 Yeah. Well... Yeah. Well...
870 00:37:43,552 00:37:45,512 ambitious is kind of my middle name. ambitious is kind of my middle name.
871 00:37:45,596 00:37:47,006 Black "Ambitious" Heart. Black "Ambitious" Heart.
872 00:37:47,765 00:37:51,725 You inspired this handsome man to break out of the hair metal genre, You inspired this handsome man to break out of the hair metal genre,
873 00:37:51,811 00:37:54,191 which I have never heard described which I have never heard described
874 00:37:54,272 00:37:56,482 with such raw, sexual passion. with such raw, sexual passion.
875 00:37:57,149 00:37:59,649 I nearly got my lighter out and waved it in the air. I nearly got my lighter out and waved it in the air.
876 00:37:59,735 00:38:01,565 Well, we all have a first love, baby. Well, we all have a first love, baby.
877 00:38:01,654 00:38:03,414 -Don't tease me. -Mm. -Don't tease me. -Mm.
878 00:38:03,489 00:38:04,319 [chuckles] [chuckles]
879 00:38:04,407 00:38:07,487 I have some amazing producers I'd love to hook you up with. I have some amazing producers I'd love to hook you up with.
880 00:38:07,576 00:38:10,036 Matchmaking talent is my specialty. Matchmaking talent is my specialty.
881 00:38:10,871 00:38:12,961 It would help, though, if I could have a listen. It would help, though, if I could have a listen.
882 00:38:14,917 00:38:15,837 Have a listen to--? Have a listen to--?
883 00:38:15,918 00:38:17,418 You, my dear. You, my dear.
884 00:38:17,503 00:38:18,753 I have some people in mind. I have some people in mind.
885 00:38:18,838 00:38:20,968 Why don't we go into the studio right now? Why don't we go into the studio right now?
886 00:38:22,133 00:38:24,093 Why don't we go into the studio right now? Why don't we go into the studio right now?
887 00:38:24,760 00:38:27,050 -There's not a reason I can think of. -Here we go, then. -There's not a reason I can think of. -Here we go, then.
888 00:38:29,932 00:38:30,772 Check it again. Check it again.
889 00:38:32,727 00:38:33,937 Um... Um...
890 00:38:34,020 00:38:37,440 Check-- check one, check... two. Check-- check one, check... two.
891 00:38:37,982 00:38:41,822 I don't know, does, uh, does this feel s-- stable? I don't know, does, uh, does this feel s-- stable?
892 00:38:42,194 00:38:44,074 Hey, give us some more depth. Hey, give us some more depth.
893 00:38:44,405 00:38:46,365 She needs a stable bass to hold the sound. She needs a stable bass to hold the sound.
894 00:38:46,449 00:38:47,329 You're the boss. You're the boss.
895 00:38:47,700 00:38:49,080 [chuckles] [chuckles]
896 00:38:49,160 00:38:50,040 Dope! Dope!
897 00:38:50,578 00:38:52,458 Full depth. Should be good to go. Full depth. Should be good to go.
898 00:38:53,956 00:38:56,206 Uh... Okay. Um... Uh... Okay. Um...
899 00:38:57,835 00:39:01,165 Uh, I don't know, maybe since I don't have my band Uh, I don't know, maybe since I don't have my band
900 00:39:01,255 00:39:06,425 and... m-- my instruments and all-- all my things, and... m-- my instruments and all-- all my things,
901 00:39:06,510 00:39:08,430 -maybe I should just-- -Just sing. Sing. -maybe I should just-- -Just sing. Sing.
902 00:39:09,055 00:39:10,385 Sing what you're feeling. Sing what you're feeling.
903 00:39:10,723 00:39:11,973 Go on, girl, let it go. Go on, girl, let it go.
904 00:39:15,978 00:39:19,188 [humming] [humming]
905 00:39:24,153 00:39:27,493 ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ ♪ I left you sitting there ♪
906 00:39:28,115 00:39:29,985 ♪ I walked away ♪ ♪ I walked away ♪
907 00:39:30,534 00:39:32,664 ♪ And then I cried ♪ ♪ And then I cried ♪
908 00:39:34,622 00:39:37,082 [humming] [humming]
909 00:39:42,588 00:39:46,178 ♪ I saw you standing there ♪ ♪ I saw you standing there ♪
910 00:39:46,675 00:39:48,545 ♪ I walked away ♪ ♪ I walked away ♪
911 00:39:48,636 00:39:51,136 ♪ And then I died ♪ ♪ And then I died ♪
912 00:39:52,807 00:39:56,057 -[drumming] -[humming] -[drumming] -[humming]
913 00:39:58,854 00:40:01,324 ♪ I don't wanna let you ♪ ♪ I don't wanna let you ♪
914 00:40:01,816 00:40:05,436 ♪ I don't wanna let you down ♪ ♪ I don't wanna let you down ♪
915 00:40:10,324 00:40:12,744 ♪ I just want you closer ♪ ♪ I just want you closer ♪
916 00:40:12,827 00:40:16,577 ♪ I just want you safe and sound ♪ ♪ I just want you safe and sound ♪
917 00:40:16,664 00:40:18,254 [guitar playing] [guitar playing]
918 00:40:18,332 00:40:20,212 [humming] [humming]
919 00:40:35,474 00:40:38,604 ♪ I left you sitting there ♪ ♪ I left you sitting there ♪
920 00:40:38,686 00:40:40,516 ♪ I walked away ♪ ♪ I walked away ♪
921 00:40:40,604 00:40:43,274 ♪ And then I cried ♪ ♪ And then I cried ♪
922 00:40:43,816 00:40:44,816 So, Charlie. So, Charlie.
923 00:40:46,193 00:40:47,653 She was always my favorite Angel. She was always my favorite Angel.
924 00:40:48,362 00:40:49,822 Charlie was the boss. Charlie was the boss.
925 00:40:51,073 00:40:51,913 [chuckles] [chuckles]
926 00:40:51,991 00:40:53,781 I knew there was something I liked about her. I knew there was something I liked about her.
927 00:40:53,868 00:40:55,288 [Bowser chuckles] [Bowser chuckles]
928 00:40:55,870 00:40:57,330 So, who are you working with? So, who are you working with?
929 00:40:58,205 00:41:00,165 I know you've got some hot tickets on your roster. I know you've got some hot tickets on your roster.
930 00:41:00,249 00:41:01,959 -Nosy boy. -Aw. -Nosy boy. -Aw.
931 00:41:02,042 00:41:03,792 I'm just having casual conversation I'm just having casual conversation
932 00:41:03,878 00:41:05,498 with an intriguing colleague. with an intriguing colleague.
933 00:41:06,130 00:41:09,340 My hot ticket is turning out to be more trouble than he's worth. My hot ticket is turning out to be more trouble than he's worth.
934 00:41:09,425 00:41:10,425 Oh. Oh.
935 00:41:11,135 00:41:13,255 These creative types, they keep you on your toes These creative types, they keep you on your toes
936 00:41:13,345 00:41:15,305 with their wild ideas with their wild ideas
937 00:41:15,389 00:41:17,559 -and their legal issues... -Right? -and their legal issues... -Right?
938 00:41:17,641 00:41:19,021 -You get it. -Mm-hm. -You get it. -Mm-hm.
939 00:41:19,101 00:41:22,101 This morning, it was, "Let's get into the studio and record." This morning, it was, "Let's get into the studio and record."
940 00:41:22,563 00:41:24,693 According to this last text, According to this last text,
941 00:41:24,773 00:41:27,533 now it's, "Get me on a flight to the Maldives." now it's, "Get me on a flight to the Maldives."
942 00:41:28,444 00:41:29,364 Maldives? Maldives?
943 00:41:29,987 00:41:30,817 Yeah. Yeah.
944 00:41:30,905 00:41:32,525 -That's a sensual place. -Mm. -That's a sensual place. -Mm.
945 00:41:33,282 00:41:34,992 One could get into trouble down there. One could get into trouble down there.
946 00:41:35,701 00:41:37,121 God, I hope not. God, I hope not.
947 00:41:37,203 00:41:39,003 [music continues] [music continues]
948 00:41:40,915 00:41:41,955 She's good. She's good.
949 00:41:42,166 00:41:43,166 [Bowser] Oh, yeah. [Bowser] Oh, yeah.
950 00:41:44,710 00:41:46,050 Don't you go poachin' now. Don't you go poachin' now.
951 00:41:47,087 00:41:49,007 It's-- I see you. It's-- I see you.
952 00:41:50,466 00:41:52,506 [humming] [humming]
953 00:41:59,642 00:42:00,772 [grunts] [grunts]
954 00:42:02,436 00:42:03,306 [Blair gasps] [Blair gasps]
955 00:42:07,858 00:42:09,108 [Blair exhales deeply] [Blair exhales deeply]
956 00:42:10,694 00:42:13,164 Did you save me a bite of that cheesecake? Did you save me a bite of that cheesecake?
957 00:42:13,697 00:42:14,527 [gasps] [gasps]
958 00:42:14,615 00:42:16,195 Why are you playing me, Blair? Why are you playing me, Blair?
959 00:42:17,117 00:42:18,867 I'm not playing you. It's not like that. I'm not playing you. It's not like that.
960 00:42:18,953 00:42:20,163 Then what is it like? Then what is it like?
961 00:42:21,747 00:42:23,667 I got caught up in something. I got caught up in something.
962 00:42:24,291 00:42:25,171 W-- What? W-- What?
963 00:42:27,002 00:42:28,052 It's not important. It's not important.
964 00:42:28,754 00:42:29,924 I'm here now. I'm all yours. I'm here now. I'm all yours.
965 00:42:30,005 00:42:32,085 No, no. See, I'm not asking you to be all mine. No, no. See, I'm not asking you to be all mine.
966 00:42:32,508 00:42:34,128 I'm asking you to be straight with me. I'm asking you to be straight with me.
967 00:42:35,094 00:42:37,144 Restless leg syndrome is a bedtime affliction. Restless leg syndrome is a bedtime affliction.
968 00:42:37,221 00:42:38,141 I just Googled it. I just Googled it.
969 00:42:41,016 00:42:42,686 Today got complicated. Look, I was-- Today got complicated. Look, I was--
970 00:42:42,768 00:42:44,138 No. This is about you! No. This is about you!
971 00:42:45,396 00:42:47,436 You came over those flowers, You came over those flowers,
972 00:42:47,982 00:42:49,982 You're in there ordering up a fake birthday You're in there ordering up a fake birthday
973 00:42:50,067 00:42:51,817 like it's gonna make up for not being with me. like it's gonna make up for not being with me.
974 00:42:53,070 00:42:55,610 By the way, my metal piece got into MODA. By the way, my metal piece got into MODA.
975 00:42:56,949 00:42:57,869 [sighs] [sighs]
976 00:42:57,950 00:43:00,450 Holy shit! That's amazing! Holy shit! That's amazing!
977 00:43:01,161 00:43:02,371 Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me?
978 00:43:02,454 00:43:03,794 Why didn't you ask? Why didn't you ask?
979 00:43:05,416 00:43:06,786 You like complicated. You like complicated.
980 00:43:06,875 00:43:08,535 You like drama. You like drama.
981 00:43:09,253 00:43:10,423 I'm not about that. I'm not about that.
982 00:43:12,006 00:43:13,296 I'm not like that either. I'm not like that either.
983 00:43:14,008 00:43:15,128 I-- I swear. I-- I swear.
984 00:43:15,217 00:43:17,177 History tells a different story, Blair. History tells a different story, Blair.
985 00:43:17,261 00:43:18,431 What are you saying? What are you saying?
986 00:43:20,514 00:43:21,604 Let me make this right. Let me make this right.
987 00:43:24,018 00:43:26,268 Tell me where you kept disappearing to. Tell me where you kept disappearing to.
988 00:43:31,025 00:43:31,975 I can't. I can't.
989 00:43:33,736 00:43:35,236 Are you in some kind of trouble? Are you in some kind of trouble?
990 00:43:37,948 00:43:38,948 Uh... Uh...
991 00:43:39,033 00:43:40,413 Not usually. Not usually.
992 00:43:40,993 00:43:42,243 [scoffs] [scoffs]
993 00:43:42,328 00:43:43,158 Damn. Damn.
994 00:43:46,040 00:43:47,370 All right, well, here's a reveal. All right, well, here's a reveal.
995 00:43:47,958 00:43:49,418 I run from trouble. I run from trouble.
996 00:43:50,044 00:43:52,594 No, no, better yet, I walk away calmly, No, no, better yet, I walk away calmly,
997 00:43:52,880 00:43:55,920 as to not draw any undue attention to myself. as to not draw any undue attention to myself.
998 00:43:57,885 00:43:59,595 See, I-- I like you, Blair, See, I-- I like you, Blair,
999 00:43:59,678 00:44:03,268 but we're operating on different frequencies. but we're operating on different frequencies.
1000 00:44:03,349 00:44:07,139 No. No! I can get on your frequency. No. No! I can get on your frequency.
1001 00:44:09,730 00:44:10,730 Where were you? Where were you?
1002 00:44:15,694 00:44:16,534 Right. Right.
1003 00:44:17,738 00:44:18,608 Okay. Okay.
1004 00:44:20,449 00:44:21,279 It's been fun. It's been fun.
1005 00:44:22,785 00:44:25,075 But this waiting around... But this waiting around...
1006 00:44:26,830 00:44:27,670 It's not for me. It's not for me.
1007 00:44:29,667 00:44:30,827 I'm worth more than that. I'm worth more than that.
1008 00:44:39,301 00:44:40,431 Later, Blair Bear. Later, Blair Bear.
1009 00:44:42,680 00:44:43,510 Miles! Miles!
1010 00:44:50,270 00:44:52,110 [breathes deeply] [breathes deeply]
1011 00:44:55,693 00:44:56,943 [sobs] [sobs]
1012 00:45:10,290 00:45:12,420 ["Slow Burn" playing] ["Slow Burn" playing]
1013 00:45:12,501 00:45:13,671 ♪ Good on green ♪ ♪ Good on green ♪
1014 00:45:14,211 00:45:17,341 ♪ Good when you're putting your hands all over me ♪ ♪ Good when you're putting your hands all over me ♪
1015 00:45:17,423 00:45:19,263 I have this intense urge to... I have this intense urge to...
1016 00:45:20,676 00:45:21,676 ravage you. ravage you.
1017 00:45:22,219 00:45:24,889 ♪ I'm alright with a slow burn ♪ ♪ I'm alright with a slow burn ♪
1018 00:45:24,972 00:45:26,642 Sorry, that was... that was too much. Sorry, that was... that was too much.
1019 00:45:27,266 00:45:28,806 No, you could do that. No, you could do that.
1020 00:45:28,892 00:45:34,112 ♪ Taking my time Let the world turn ♪ ♪ Taking my time Let the world turn ♪
1021 00:45:35,983 00:45:38,113 ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪ ♪ I'm gonna do it my way ♪
1022 00:45:38,193 00:45:39,953 But then we'd have nowhere to go. But then we'd have nowhere to go.
1023 00:45:40,028 00:45:42,818 ♪ If we burn it down And it takes all night ♪ ♪ If we burn it down And it takes all night ♪
1024 00:45:42,906 00:45:48,036 ♪ It's a slow burn ♪ ♪ It's a slow burn ♪
1025 00:45:48,120 00:45:49,660 ♪ I'm alright ♪ ♪ I'm alright ♪
1026 00:45:49,747 00:45:52,577 [cell phone buzzing] [cell phone buzzing]
1027 00:46:01,967 00:46:02,837 I can take over. I can take over.
1028 00:46:03,719 00:46:04,759 I got it. I got it.
1029 00:46:04,845 00:46:05,885 The pots hurt your hands. The pots hurt your hands.
1030 00:46:05,971 00:46:07,391 Well, then I'll cramp. I don't care. Well, then I'll cramp. I don't care.
1031 00:46:08,474 00:46:09,484 Honey? Honey?
1032 00:46:09,558 00:46:12,308 What, you're gonna be nice now? Hm? Did punishing me get old? What, you're gonna be nice now? Hm? Did punishing me get old?
1033 00:46:12,770 00:46:14,610 I'm-- I'm allowed to have a damn feeling I'm-- I'm allowed to have a damn feeling
1034 00:46:14,688 00:46:16,018 without it being about you... without it being about you...
1035 00:46:16,106 00:46:19,316 -[drops pan] -It is about me, Anderson! It is about me. -[drops pan] -It is about me, Anderson! It is about me.
1036 00:46:19,401 00:46:20,531 It's about you and me. It's about you and me.
1037 00:46:20,611 00:46:22,241 Us, our family. Our choice... Us, our family. Our choice...
1038 00:46:23,447 00:46:25,737 to protect them at whatever the cost. to protect them at whatever the cost.
1039 00:46:26,909 00:46:28,579 Isn't that what we promised each other? Isn't that what we promised each other?
1040 00:46:31,914 00:46:34,174 Me in a white dress Me in a white dress
1041 00:46:34,249 00:46:36,919 with enough tulle to outfit an entire ballet troupe. with enough tulle to outfit an entire ballet troupe.
1042 00:46:38,545 00:46:41,215 You in that matching plaid cummerbund and tie. You in that matching plaid cummerbund and tie.
1043 00:46:43,967 00:46:45,007 I loved our wedding. I loved our wedding.
1044 00:46:48,222 00:46:49,642 Well, I loved our honeymoon. Well, I loved our honeymoon.
1045 00:46:50,307 00:46:51,517 [Anderson chuckles] [Anderson chuckles]
1046 00:46:54,812 00:46:56,312 I'm tired of all the lying. I'm tired of all the lying.
1047 00:46:58,315 00:47:00,225 This is the last time we have to push. This is the last time we have to push.
1048 00:47:00,317 00:47:01,777 It's always the last time. It's always the last time.
1049 00:47:01,860 00:47:03,110 No, this is really it. No, this is really it.
1050 00:47:03,195 00:47:04,025 I promise. I promise.
1051 00:47:05,531 00:47:06,531 Then we can move on. Then we can move on.
1052 00:47:08,158 00:47:10,078 Live our lives free of the weight of it all. Live our lives free of the weight of it all.
1053 00:47:11,954 00:47:13,294 Say yes, please. Say yes, please.
1054 00:47:21,922 00:47:22,882 [sniffs] [sniffs]
1055 00:47:22,965 00:47:23,795 Okay. Okay.
1056 00:47:27,594 00:47:29,724 Yolie, we are on our way. Yolie, we are on our way.
1057 00:47:30,347 00:47:31,717 You should’ve seen it. [chuckles] You should’ve seen it. [chuckles]
1058 00:47:32,266 00:47:35,386 You know I’m not one for the undercover nonsense, You know I’m not one for the undercover nonsense,
1059 00:47:35,477 00:47:38,357 but goddamn, if it didn’t work this time! but goddamn, if it didn’t work this time!
1060 00:47:38,772 00:47:42,482 We got a nice, juicy lead. And we're gonna get this guy. We got a nice, juicy lead. And we're gonna get this guy.
1061 00:47:43,110 00:47:44,650 -Bowser, it's-- -I know it’s kinda late, -Bowser, it's-- -I know it’s kinda late,
1062 00:47:44,903 00:47:45,743 but, uh... but, uh...
1063 00:47:46,530 00:47:50,030 I thought maybe we could go out and strategize our plan? I thought maybe we could go out and strategize our plan?
1064 00:47:50,826 00:47:53,156 -It's just-- -[Terrance] Is that Bowser? [chuckles] -It's just-- -[Terrance] Is that Bowser? [chuckles]
1065 00:47:57,541 00:48:00,341 Hey, buddy, you want in on some of this Indian food? Hey, buddy, you want in on some of this Indian food?
1066 00:48:00,711 00:48:04,461 The garlic naan at this place will knock your socks off. The garlic naan at this place will knock your socks off.
1067 00:48:04,923 00:48:06,843 Did you know garlic was a powerhouse food? Did you know garlic was a powerhouse food?
1068 00:48:06,925 00:48:10,545 Yeah, like, a natural, anti-fungal, antibacterial, antiviral... Yeah, like, a natural, anti-fungal, antibacterial, antiviral...
1069 00:48:10,637 00:48:12,757 Uh, Terrance and I got to working and... Uh, Terrance and I got to working and...
1070 00:48:12,848 00:48:14,058 Ah, save it. Ah, save it.
1071 00:48:16,935 00:48:19,345 Uh, hey, we got plenty if you change your mind. Uh, hey, we got plenty if you change your mind.
1072 00:48:20,314 00:48:21,194 Bowser! Bowser!
1073 00:48:21,273 00:48:23,073 Look, Yolanda. Look, Yolanda.
1074 00:48:24,359 00:48:26,529 [sighs] Terrance is all you really need, [sighs] Terrance is all you really need,
1075 00:48:26,904 00:48:28,324 so don't worry about throwing me any work. so don't worry about throwing me any work.
1076 00:48:29,406 00:48:31,236 You think I'm throwing you work like it's charity? You think I'm throwing you work like it's charity?
1077 00:48:31,325 00:48:32,445 It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
1078 00:48:32,534 00:48:33,414 Just... Just...
1079 00:48:33,785 00:48:35,075 take me out of your rotation. take me out of your rotation.
1080 00:48:35,162 00:48:37,002 Oh, it's like that. Oh, it's like that.
1081 00:48:38,665 00:48:39,745 Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, it's like that.
1082 00:48:40,042 00:48:41,592 You don't get to be mad at me You don't get to be mad at me
1083 00:48:41,668 00:48:43,378 for having a life that doesn't revolve around you. for having a life that doesn't revolve around you.
1084 00:48:43,462 00:48:44,802 That's not what I was asking for. That's not what I was asking for.
1085 00:48:44,880 00:48:45,800 Oh, no? Oh, no?
1086 00:48:46,298 00:48:49,258 You come here expecting me to jump at the chance to come out with you. You come here expecting me to jump at the chance to come out with you.
1087 00:48:49,551 00:48:51,391 You pick me, you don't pick me... You pick me, you don't pick me...
1088 00:48:51,470 00:48:52,640 You pick my sister? You pick my sister?
1089 00:48:52,721 00:48:54,771 And I'm supposed to just wait around, for what? And I'm supposed to just wait around, for what?
1090 00:48:55,098 00:48:56,678 You to make your next poorly-timed decision? You to make your next poorly-timed decision?
1091 00:48:56,767 00:48:57,807 For the record, For the record,
1092 00:48:58,435 00:49:00,345 I wasn't expecting you to jump at anything. I wasn't expecting you to jump at anything.
1093 00:49:02,731 00:49:03,571 I was hoping. I was hoping.
1094 00:49:06,193 00:49:08,073 But you ain't got to wait around for nothing no more. But you ain't got to wait around for nothing no more.
1095 00:49:09,237 00:49:12,567 Take the Fren-Z case back, take them all back. I'm out. Take the Fren-Z case back, take them all back. I'm out.
1096 00:49:13,158 00:49:13,988 [scoffs] [scoffs]
1097 00:49:22,918 00:49:25,298 I'll make you chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. I'll make you chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.
1098 00:49:26,588 00:49:27,508 I won't be hungry. I won't be hungry.
1099 00:49:31,259 00:49:33,389 But maybe if they're there with extra powdered sugar, But maybe if they're there with extra powdered sugar,
1100 00:49:33,470 00:49:34,510 I'll have, like, a bite. I'll have, like, a bite.
1101 00:49:35,222 00:49:36,262 [kiss] [kiss]
1102 00:49:37,182 00:49:38,272 [sighs] [sighs]
1103 00:49:39,351 00:49:40,731 It's all so stupid. It's all so stupid.
1104 00:49:42,813 00:49:45,403 Everything is messed up and now he's gone, Everything is messed up and now he's gone,
1105 00:49:45,857 00:49:47,477 and I don't want him to be gone. and I don't want him to be gone.
1106 00:49:48,026 00:49:49,186 Oh, baby, Oh, baby,
1107 00:49:50,278 00:49:51,908 -I know. -[sobs] -I know. -[sobs]
1108 00:49:52,572 00:49:55,282 Oh. You were real serious about him. Oh. You were real serious about him.
1109 00:49:56,535 00:49:58,075 I tried to be, but... I tried to be, but...
1110 00:49:59,579 00:50:00,749 it wasn't enough. it wasn't enough.
1111 00:50:03,667 00:50:06,087 What do you mean, sweetie? What wasn't enough? What do you mean, sweetie? What wasn't enough?
1112 00:50:09,089 00:50:10,419 You know, time... You know, time...
1113 00:50:11,591 00:50:12,511 and attention. and attention.
1114 00:50:15,137 00:50:15,967 Hm. Hm.
1115 00:50:16,054 00:50:17,564 But I thought it was all working. But I thought it was all working.
1116 00:50:18,098 00:50:19,888 I thought I had it all figured out. I thought I had it all figured out.
1117 00:50:21,059 00:50:21,889 Mm. Mm.
1118 00:50:23,937 00:50:25,357 Young love is hard. Young love is hard.
1119 00:50:29,359 00:50:30,489 Harder than old love? Harder than old love?
1120 00:50:33,321 00:50:34,491 [chuckles] [chuckles]
1121 00:50:35,449 00:50:37,159 Is that in reference to your daddy and me? Is that in reference to your daddy and me?
1122 00:50:41,621 00:50:42,711 Are you guys okay? Are you guys okay?
1123 00:50:44,875 00:50:46,915 You seem off... lately. You seem off... lately.
1124 00:50:49,421 00:50:52,341 Or you're just both losing spatial awareness. Or you're just both losing spatial awareness.
1125 00:50:52,799 00:50:55,179 -[chuckles] -Because you slam things on the counter -[chuckles] -Because you slam things on the counter
1126 00:50:55,260 00:50:56,970 and it's been really hard on the ears. and it's been really hard on the ears.
1127 00:50:58,597 00:50:59,847 You know, um... You know, um...
1128 00:51:01,808 00:51:02,928 one... one...
1129 00:51:03,477 00:51:06,937 good thing that comes with old love good thing that comes with old love
1130 00:51:08,023 00:51:09,443 is your heart's muscle memory. is your heart's muscle memory.
1131 00:51:11,443 00:51:14,283 It can remind you of all the reasons why there was love to begin with. It can remind you of all the reasons why there was love to begin with.
1132 00:51:15,530 00:51:18,870 It just needs to be jogged every now and again. It just needs to be jogged every now and again.
1133 00:51:20,410 00:51:21,330 So, you're... So, you're...
1134 00:51:22,204 00:51:23,044 We're okay. We're okay.
1135 00:51:25,207 00:51:26,037 Okay. Okay.
1136 00:51:27,709 00:51:28,539 I love you. I love you.
1137 00:51:28,877 00:51:29,877 I love you, too. I love you, too.
1138 00:51:31,963 00:51:32,923 [sniffles] [sniffles]
1139 00:51:34,508 00:51:35,428 [groans] [groans]
1140 00:51:36,259 00:51:38,799 ["The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" playing] ["The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" playing]
1141 00:51:48,021 00:51:50,771 ♪ He was on his way home from Candletop ♪ ♪ He was on his way home from Candletop ♪
1142 00:51:50,857 00:51:53,607 ♪ Been two weeks gone And he thought he'd stop ♪ ♪ Been two weeks gone And he thought he'd stop ♪
1143 00:51:53,693 00:51:57,613 ♪ At Web's and have him a drink 'Fore he went home to her ♪ ♪ At Web's and have him a drink 'Fore he went home to her ♪
1144 00:52:00,158 00:52:02,788 -♪ Andy Wo-Lo said hello ♪ -[cell phone bleeps] -♪ Andy Wo-Lo said hello ♪ -[cell phone bleeps]
1145 00:52:02,869 00:52:04,579 ♪ He said, "Hi, what's new?" ♪ ♪ He said, "Hi, what's new?" ♪
1146 00:52:04,663 00:52:08,833 ♪ And Wo said, "Sit down I got some bad news that's gonna hurt ♪ ♪ And Wo said, "Sit down I got some bad news that's gonna hurt ♪
1147 00:52:10,919 00:52:13,709 ♪ Said, "I'm your best friend And you know that's right ♪ ♪ Said, "I'm your best friend And you know that's right ♪
1148 00:52:13,797 00:52:16,507 ♪ But your young bride Ain't home tonight ♪ ♪ But your young bride Ain't home tonight ♪
1149 00:52:16,591 00:52:20,391 ♪ Since you've been gone She's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth" ♪ ♪ Since you've been gone She's been seeing that Amos boy, Seth" ♪
1150 00:52:22,264 00:52:25,234 ♪ Now he got mad and he saw red ♪ ♪ Now he got mad and he saw red ♪
1151 00:52:25,308 00:52:27,638 ♪ Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head ♪ ♪ Andy said, "Boy, don't you lose your head ♪
1152 00:52:27,727 00:52:31,437 ♪ Because to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself" ♪ ♪ Because to tell you the truth, I've been with her myself" ♪
1153 00:52:34,151 00:52:37,451 ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪
1154 00:52:39,656 00:52:42,986 ♪ That's the night that they hung an innocent man ♪ ♪ That's the night that they hung an innocent man ♪
1155 00:52:44,494 00:52:48,504 ♪ Well don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ ♪ Well don't trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪
1156 00:52:50,125 00:52:54,205 ♪ 'Cause the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ ♪ 'Cause the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪
1157 00:52:56,131 00:52:58,931 ♪ Andy got scared and left the bar ♪ ♪ Andy got scared and left the bar ♪
1158 00:52:59,009 00:53:01,259 ♪ Walking on home 'Cause he didn't live far ♪ ♪ Walking on home 'Cause he didn't live far ♪
1159 00:53:01,344 00:53:05,604 ♪ You see, Andy didn't have many friends and he just lost him one ♪ ♪ You see, Andy didn't have many friends and he just lost him one ♪
1160 00:53:07,434 00:53:10,024 ♪ Brother thought his wife Must have left town ♪ ♪ Brother thought his wife Must have left town ♪
1161 00:53:10,103 00:53:12,653 ♪ So he went home and finally found ♪ ♪ So he went home and finally found ♪
1162 00:53:12,731 00:53:16,441 ♪ The only thing Daddy had left him And that was a gun ♪ ♪ The only thing Daddy had left him And that was a gun ♪
1163 00:53:18,737 00:53:21,067 ♪ He went off to Andy's house ♪ ♪ He went off to Andy's house ♪
1164 00:53:21,573 00:53:24,413 ♪ Slipping through the backwoods Quiet as a mouse ♪ ♪ Slipping through the backwoods Quiet as a mouse ♪
1165 00:53:24,492 00:53:28,082 ♪ Came upon some tracks Too small for Andy to make ♪ ♪ Came upon some tracks Too small for Andy to make ♪
1166 00:53:30,165 00:53:32,955 ♪ He looked through the screen At the back porch door ♪ ♪ He looked through the screen At the back porch door ♪
1167 00:53:33,043 00:53:35,673 ♪ And he saw Andy lying on the floor ♪ ♪ And he saw Andy lying on the floor ♪
1168 00:53:35,754 00:53:39,514 ♪ In a puddle of blood And he started to shake ♪ ♪ In a puddle of blood And he started to shake ♪
1169 00:53:41,676 00:53:44,096 ♪ The Georgia patrol Was making their rounds ♪ ♪ The Georgia patrol Was making their rounds ♪
1170 00:53:44,179 00:53:47,219 ♪ So he fired a shot Just to flag 'em down ♪ ♪ So he fired a shot Just to flag 'em down ♪
1171 00:53:47,307 00:53:51,017 ♪ A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun And said "Why'd you do it?" ♪ ♪ A big-bellied sheriff grabbed his gun And said "Why'd you do it?" ♪
1172 00:53:52,938 00:53:55,688 ♪ The judge said "guilty" On a make-believe trial  ♪ ♪ The judge said "guilty" On a make-believe trial  ♪
1173 00:53:55,774 00:53:58,194 ♪ Slapped the sheriff On the back with a smile ♪ ♪ Slapped the sheriff On the back with a smile ♪
1174 00:53:58,276 00:54:02,276 ♪ Said, "Supper's waiting at home And I got to get to it" ♪ ♪ Said, "Supper's waiting at home And I got to get to it" ♪
1175 00:54:04,574 00:54:07,994 ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪
1176 00:54:10,121 00:54:13,381 ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪
1177 00:54:14,960 00:54:18,920 ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪
1178 00:54:20,507 00:54:24,637 ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪
1179 00:54:26,680 00:54:30,020 ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪ ♪ That's the night That the lights went out in Georgia ♪
1180 00:54:32,185 00:54:35,475 ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪ ♪ That's the night That they hung an innocent man ♪
1181 00:54:36,815 00:54:40,815 ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪ ♪ Well, don't trust your soul To no backwoods Southern lawyer ♪
1182 00:54:42,445 00:54:47,615 ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪ ♪ Because the judge in the town's Got bloodstains on his hands ♪