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1 | 00:00:08,133 | 00:00:10,843 | [gun blasts] | [gun blasts] |
2 | 00:00:15,807 | 00:00:17,097 | -[gun blast] -[Sterling] Ooh! | -[gun blast] -[Sterling] Ooh! |
3 | 00:00:17,183 | 00:00:18,563 | I got him in the nostril! | I got him in the nostril! |
4 | 00:00:18,643 | 00:00:21,063 | Wow, you look just like Mom right now. | Wow, you look just like Mom right now. |
5 | 00:00:21,146 | 00:00:23,396 | With my hair pulled back? I totally thought that this morning. | With my hair pulled back? I totally thought that this morning. |
6 | 00:00:23,481 | 00:00:25,861 | No, I mean adeptly handling a deadly weapon. | No, I mean adeptly handling a deadly weapon. |
7 | 00:00:25,942 | 00:00:26,782 | [gun blast] | [gun blast] |
8 | 00:00:26,860 | 00:00:29,570 | By the way, who do you think she's going to shoot | By the way, who do you think she's going to shoot |
9 | 00:00:29,654 | 00:00:32,244 | with her secret gun from her secret storage unit? | with her secret gun from her secret storage unit? |
10 | 00:00:33,033 | 00:00:34,373 | -Blair... -[gun blast] | -Blair... -[gun blast] |
11 | 00:00:34,451 | 00:00:36,831 | ...I know you saw something that you thought felt weird, but-- | ...I know you saw something that you thought felt weird, but-- |
12 | 00:00:36,911 | 00:00:39,161 | Oh, my God! That's extremely condescending. | Oh, my God! That's extremely condescending. |
13 | 00:00:39,247 | 00:00:42,037 | Mom isn't a criminal mastermind, okay? She hates crime. | Mom isn't a criminal mastermind, okay? She hates crime. |
14 | 00:00:42,667 | 00:00:44,457 | Remember when she made you return that MoonPie | Remember when she made you return that MoonPie |
15 | 00:00:44,544 | 00:00:45,804 | that you stole from Piggly Wiggly | that you stole from Piggly Wiggly |
16 | 00:00:45,879 | 00:00:47,589 | when we were driving to Seaside in the fourth grade? | when we were driving to Seaside in the fourth grade? |
17 | 00:00:47,672 | 00:00:49,592 | It was a Goo Goo Cluster from Harris Teeter | It was a Goo Goo Cluster from Harris Teeter |
18 | 00:00:49,674 | 00:00:52,144 | when we were driving back from Seaside in the third grade. | when we were driving back from Seaside in the third grade. |
19 | 00:00:52,552 | 00:00:54,602 | You're saying you won't even consider the possibility | You're saying you won't even consider the possibility |
20 | 00:00:54,679 | 00:00:56,389 | that she's lying to us at least? | that she's lying to us at least? |
21 | 00:00:56,473 | 00:00:59,273 | Fine. If you make this bullseye, dead center, | Fine. If you make this bullseye, dead center, |
22 | 00:00:59,350 | 00:01:00,940 | then I will consider the possibility | then I will consider the possibility |
23 | 00:01:01,019 | 00:01:03,979 | that Mom is leading some dangerous double life. | that Mom is leading some dangerous double life. |
24 | 00:01:04,064 | 00:01:05,324 | -Really? -Really. | -Really? -Really. |
25 | 00:01:05,398 | 00:01:07,188 | [distant man chattering] | [distant man chattering] |
26 | 00:01:21,790 | 00:01:23,120 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
27 | 00:01:23,792 | 00:01:25,132 | -I got him in the nuts! -Doesn't count. | -I got him in the nuts! -Doesn't count. |
28 | 00:01:25,210 | 00:01:27,050 | I totally got him in the nuts. | I totally got him in the nuts. |
29 | 00:01:27,128 | 00:01:28,208 | -It doesn't count. -That totally counts. | -It doesn't count. -That totally counts. |
30 | 00:01:28,296 | 00:01:29,706 | We didn't say nothing about nuts. | We didn't say nothing about nuts. |
31 | 00:01:29,798 | 00:01:31,548 | Well, it's a bullseye of some sort. | Well, it's a bullseye of some sort. |
32 | 00:01:32,759 | 00:01:34,009 | -[theme music] -Bullseye. | -[theme music] -Bullseye. |
33 | 00:01:34,094 | 00:01:36,394 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
34 | 00:01:52,946 | 00:01:54,406 | [Blair] I've landed on a theory. | [Blair] I've landed on a theory. |
35 | 00:01:54,489 | 00:01:55,949 | She's a part of the Dixie Mafia. | She's a part of the Dixie Mafia. |
36 | 00:01:56,616 | 00:01:58,946 | While we're at school, she drives to Biloxi, Mississippi | While we're at school, she drives to Biloxi, Mississippi |
37 | 00:01:59,035 | 00:01:59,945 | and then on the weekends, | and then on the weekends, |
38 | 00:02:00,036 | 00:02:03,916 | she serves up premium hardcore drugs to the Atlanta upper-crust | she serves up premium hardcore drugs to the Atlanta upper-crust |
39 | 00:02:03,998 | 00:02:06,208 | through tennis matches, book club, church... | through tennis matches, book club, church... |
40 | 00:02:07,252 | 00:02:09,132 | Come on, don't you think it's even a little bit suspicious? | Come on, don't you think it's even a little bit suspicious? |
41 | 00:02:09,212 | 00:02:10,592 | What? Mom having a gun? | What? Mom having a gun? |
42 | 00:02:10,672 | 00:02:11,842 | No. Want to know why? | No. Want to know why? |
43 | 00:02:12,257 | 00:02:14,467 | Because we're holding guns right now, Blair. | Because we're holding guns right now, Blair. |
44 | 00:02:14,551 | 00:02:15,591 | We're gun owners. | We're gun owners. |
45 | 00:02:17,095 | 00:02:18,675 | Dad is a gun owner. | Dad is a gun owner. |
46 | 00:02:18,763 | 00:02:21,313 | Mom says, that guns are a product of the Fall. | Mom says, that guns are a product of the Fall. |
47 | 00:02:21,891 | 00:02:24,981 | [grunts] There's no reason for her to have a gun or a pile of cash, | [grunts] There's no reason for her to have a gun or a pile of cash, |
48 | 00:02:25,061 | 00:02:26,861 | just like there's no reason for her to have a storage unit. | just like there's no reason for her to have a storage unit. |
49 | 00:02:26,938 | 00:02:29,228 | Maybe that's where she put our Madame Alexander dolls. | Maybe that's where she put our Madame Alexander dolls. |
50 | 00:02:30,066 | 00:02:30,896 | And the gun? | And the gun? |
51 | 00:02:31,693 | 00:02:32,903 | To protect the dolls. | To protect the dolls. |
52 | 00:02:32,986 | 00:02:34,066 | [cell phone dings] | [cell phone dings] |
53 | 00:02:34,154 | 00:02:35,324 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
54 | 00:02:37,407 | 00:02:39,157 | You need to take this seriously. | You need to take this seriously. |
55 | 00:02:39,409 | 00:02:42,789 | Blair, you are like a dog with a bone, okay? | Blair, you are like a dog with a bone, okay? |
56 | 00:02:42,871 | 00:02:44,001 | It's either sex, sex, sex | It's either sex, sex, sex |
57 | 00:02:44,080 | 00:02:48,080 | or some implausible theory about Mom and her criminal second life. | or some implausible theory about Mom and her criminal second life. |
58 | 00:02:48,168 | 00:02:50,088 | Okay, you're doing it again. You're stirring things up. | Okay, you're doing it again. You're stirring things up. |
59 | 00:02:50,170 | 00:02:51,250 | No, I'm not. | No, I'm not. |
60 | 00:02:51,504 | 00:02:53,214 | Stop minimizing my experiences. | Stop minimizing my experiences. |
61 | 00:02:54,007 | 00:02:54,877 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
62 | 00:02:57,302 | 00:02:58,142 | Hey. | Hey. |
63 | 00:02:58,636 | 00:02:59,846 | I'm sorry again that you didn't | I'm sorry again that you didn't |
64 | 00:02:59,929 | 00:03:02,179 | get to put the "O" in your column at the debate tournament. | get to put the "O" in your column at the debate tournament. |
65 | 00:03:02,765 | 00:03:05,135 | I really thought that one of those guys was going to get you there. | I really thought that one of those guys was going to get you there. |
66 | 00:03:05,226 | 00:03:06,686 | Yeah, that's okay. Uh... | Yeah, that's okay. Uh... |
67 | 00:03:06,769 | 00:03:08,479 | I'm sure I'll have an orgasm one day. | I'm sure I'll have an orgasm one day. |
68 | 00:03:09,397 | 00:03:11,267 | I'll sit on a bicycle seat or something. It's fine. | I'll sit on a bicycle seat or something. It's fine. |
69 | 00:03:11,357 | 00:03:12,397 | Of course, you will. | Of course, you will. |
70 | 00:03:12,483 | 00:03:15,153 | It just takes some women a lot of time to figure it out. | It just takes some women a lot of time to figure it out. |
71 | 00:03:15,236 | 00:03:17,106 | You just have to find out what makes you tick. | You just have to find out what makes you tick. |
72 | 00:03:18,239 | 00:03:19,569 | Inside your vagina. | Inside your vagina. |
73 | 00:03:20,909 | 00:03:21,779 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
74 | 00:03:21,868 | 00:03:23,698 | [gasps ecstatically] | [gasps ecstatically] |
75 | 00:03:23,786 | 00:03:24,696 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
76 | 00:03:25,205 | 00:03:27,535 | Uh, can we talk about something else, like, um... | Uh, can we talk about something else, like, um... |
77 | 00:03:29,167 | 00:03:30,337 | Mom and the gun? | Mom and the gun? |
78 | 00:03:30,418 | 00:03:32,128 | -[gasps] Really? -Yeah. | -[gasps] Really? -Yeah. |
79 | 00:03:32,212 | 00:03:33,802 | Okay, so this is what I'm thinking. | Okay, so this is what I'm thinking. |
80 | 00:03:33,880 | 00:03:36,380 | We can go to the storage unit, but it's locked. | We can go to the storage unit, but it's locked. |
81 | 00:03:36,466 | 00:03:38,426 | -So we've gotta crack the lock and-- -Anyway... | -So we've gotta crack the lock and-- -Anyway... |
82 | 00:03:38,509 | 00:03:41,799 | Anyway, uh... | Anyway, uh... |
83 | 00:03:41,888 | 00:03:43,218 | -Hey, Dad. -Hello! | -Hey, Dad. -Hello! |
84 | 00:03:43,306 | 00:03:46,226 | How are you enjoying this season of The Masked Singer? | How are you enjoying this season of The Masked Singer? |
85 | 00:03:46,309 | 00:03:47,519 | I've been meaning to ask you. | I've been meaning to ask you. |
86 | 00:03:47,602 | 00:03:51,312 | Oh, my goodness, that show does not miss. [chuckles] | Oh, my goodness, that show does not miss. [chuckles] |
87 | 00:03:51,397 | 00:03:53,477 | I never would have thought that cricket was Roberta Flack. | I never would have thought that cricket was Roberta Flack. |
88 | 00:03:56,819 | 00:03:58,359 | Hey, um, have you seen April? | Hey, um, have you seen April? |
89 | 00:03:59,405 | 00:04:01,865 | No. She went AWOL since the debate tournament. | No. She went AWOL since the debate tournament. |
90 | 00:04:03,368 | 00:04:05,158 | Your ex is looking bereft. | Your ex is looking bereft. |
91 | 00:04:07,622 | 00:04:10,792 | Hi, Luke. How's, um... everything? | Hi, Luke. How's, um... everything? |
92 | 00:04:11,709 | 00:04:12,589 | Great. | Great. |
93 | 00:04:13,336 | 00:04:14,246 | Amazing. | Amazing. |
94 | 00:04:14,837 | 00:04:17,217 | -Mm. -Um, I'm taking time for myself. | -Mm. -Um, I'm taking time for myself. |
95 | 00:04:17,715 | 00:04:19,545 | That's really good. I'm really glad to hear that. | That's really good. I'm really glad to hear that. |
96 | 00:04:20,677 | 00:04:22,217 | And I have my music, | And I have my music, |
97 | 00:04:22,762 | 00:04:25,272 | and my bandmates take turns reminding me to eat... | and my bandmates take turns reminding me to eat... |
98 | 00:04:26,140 | 00:04:27,020 | which rocks. | which rocks. |
99 | 00:04:27,475 | 00:04:29,435 | Luke! Come sit by me. | Luke! Come sit by me. |
100 | 00:04:31,062 | 00:04:32,942 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
101 | 00:04:40,822 | 00:04:41,702 | Hi! | Hi! |
102 | 00:04:44,742 | 00:04:45,662 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
103 | 00:04:45,743 | 00:04:46,953 | How's your morning been? | How's your morning been? |
104 | 00:04:47,370 | 00:04:49,790 | Those announcements were so loud, my ears were like... | Those announcements were so loud, my ears were like... |
105 | 00:04:50,290 | 00:04:51,670 | Yeah. [clears throat] | Yeah. [clears throat] |
106 | 00:04:51,749 | 00:04:52,879 | -Hey. -Hey. | -Hey. -Hey. |
107 | 00:04:53,418 | 00:04:54,748 | Um, I don't know what you're doing, | Um, I don't know what you're doing, |
108 | 00:04:54,836 | 00:04:57,626 | but I would keep my fingers out of that mousetrap. | but I would keep my fingers out of that mousetrap. |
109 | 00:04:57,714 | 00:04:58,554 | Oh. | Oh. |
110 | 00:04:58,631 | 00:05:01,181 | She's best to be avoided when she's in a biting mood. | She's best to be avoided when she's in a biting mood. |
111 | 00:05:01,259 | 00:05:02,219 | She bit you? | She bit you? |
112 | 00:05:02,844 | 00:05:03,854 | What? No. | What? No. |
113 | 00:05:03,928 | 00:05:05,308 | What's going on with her? | What's going on with her? |
114 | 00:05:05,763 | 00:05:07,853 | She's... um... | She's... um... |
115 | 00:05:07,932 | 00:05:10,982 | struggling to keep it all together, but it's personal, so... | struggling to keep it all together, but it's personal, so... |
116 | 00:05:11,060 | 00:05:13,480 | Yeah, it's her dad. His trial started today. | Yeah, it's her dad. His trial started today. |
117 | 00:05:13,813 | 00:05:15,153 | -It's personal! -Right. | -It's personal! -Right. |
118 | 00:05:15,565 | 00:05:18,435 | And her dad's a person, Ezequiel. | And her dad's a person, Ezequiel. |
119 | 00:05:19,736 | 00:05:21,146 | That must be really hard for her. | That must be really hard for her. |
120 | 00:05:21,612 | 00:05:23,572 | Yeah, but we have to look out for ourselves. | Yeah, but we have to look out for ourselves. |
121 | 00:05:23,656 | 00:05:25,406 | In an autocracy, when the despot is down, | In an autocracy, when the despot is down, |
122 | 00:05:25,491 | 00:05:27,121 | it's every person for herself. | it's every person for herself. |
123 | 00:05:27,201 | 00:05:28,701 | -Zirself. -Zirself. | -Zirself. -Zirself. |
124 | 00:05:28,786 | 00:05:29,866 | [Ellen] Okay, guys and gals. | [Ellen] Okay, guys and gals. |
125 | 00:05:29,954 | 00:05:32,294 | Now listen, I don't want anyone to revolt | Now listen, I don't want anyone to revolt |
126 | 00:05:32,373 | 00:05:34,543 | 'cause I know you're all excited for your long weekend, | 'cause I know you're all excited for your long weekend, |
127 | 00:05:34,625 | 00:05:38,415 | but I have an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny little assignment. | but I have an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny little assignment. |
128 | 00:05:38,504 | 00:05:40,174 | I did it myself back in the day | I did it myself back in the day |
129 | 00:05:40,256 | 00:05:43,006 | and I had so much fun. Oh! | and I had so much fun. Oh! |
130 | 00:05:43,092 | 00:05:45,222 | Okay, it is time for... | Okay, it is time for... |
131 | 00:05:47,096 | 00:05:48,466 | Biblical Buildings. | Biblical Buildings. |
132 | 00:05:48,848 | 00:05:49,808 | [all groaning] | [all groaning] |
133 | 00:05:49,891 | 00:05:55,401 | Yes, I know! You each get to pick an architectural structure from the Bible, | Yes, I know! You each get to pick an architectural structure from the Bible, |
134 | 00:05:55,480 | 00:05:59,190 | and then build a historically accurate representation | and then build a historically accurate representation |
135 | 00:05:59,275 | 00:06:00,735 | to present to the class. | to present to the class. |
136 | 00:06:00,818 | 00:06:02,778 | It's a chance to just dig in | It's a chance to just dig in |
137 | 00:06:02,862 | 00:06:06,702 | and get your hands dirty in that rich biblical soil, huh? | and get your hands dirty in that rich biblical soil, huh? |
138 | 00:06:06,783 | 00:06:09,243 | And who says our school doesn't teach the Arts? | And who says our school doesn't teach the Arts? |
139 | 00:06:09,327 | 00:06:12,207 | [mimics flatulence] Okay. So, let's just pair off | [mimics flatulence] Okay. So, let's just pair off |
140 | 00:06:12,288 | 00:06:14,538 | and then everybody yell out who wants what. | and then everybody yell out who wants what. |
141 | 00:06:14,832 | 00:06:15,792 | Can I do the manger? | Can I do the manger? |
142 | 00:06:16,084 | 00:06:19,634 | Uh, that's a kind of building, I guess. Yeah. | Uh, that's a kind of building, I guess. Yeah. |
143 | 00:06:19,712 | 00:06:21,962 | Moses' door with blood on the frame, | Moses' door with blood on the frame, |
144 | 00:06:22,048 | 00:06:23,508 | like, dripping down, really violent. | like, dripping down, really violent. |
145 | 00:06:23,591 | 00:06:25,891 | Well, it should really be the whole building, Franklin. | Well, it should really be the whole building, Franklin. |
146 | 00:06:26,386 | 00:06:27,676 | Luke and I want Noah's Ark. | Luke and I want Noah's Ark. |
147 | 00:06:28,221 | 00:06:30,601 | Each animal... matched with a mate... | Each animal... matched with a mate... |
148 | 00:06:31,224 | 00:06:32,774 | propagating the species. | propagating the species. |
149 | 00:06:33,267 | 00:06:34,387 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
150 | 00:06:34,477 | 00:06:37,897 | Yeah. Yeah, and I bet some animals paired off and... | Yeah. Yeah, and I bet some animals paired off and... |
151 | 00:06:37,980 | 00:06:41,030 | weren't the exact same person, like an octopus and a Sterl-- | weren't the exact same person, like an octopus and a Sterl-- |
152 | 00:06:41,109 | 00:06:41,979 | A squirrel! | A squirrel! |
153 | 00:06:42,068 | 00:06:42,988 | Um... | Um... |
154 | 00:06:43,069 | 00:06:45,609 | A squirrel. I think that sounds like a beautiful idea. | A squirrel. I think that sounds like a beautiful idea. |
155 | 00:06:45,696 | 00:06:46,776 | I'm very excited. | I'm very excited. |
156 | 00:06:47,365 | 00:06:48,655 | Okay. | Okay. |
157 | 00:06:48,741 | 00:06:49,991 | Solomon’s Temple. | Solomon’s Temple. |
158 | 00:06:50,076 | 00:06:50,986 | [students gasp] | [students gasp] |
159 | 00:06:52,203 | 00:06:55,373 | That's insanity. Why do you always gotta try so hard, April? | That's insanity. Why do you always gotta try so hard, April? |
160 | 00:06:55,456 | 00:06:56,786 | [Ellen] Oh, Franklin! | [Ellen] Oh, Franklin! |
161 | 00:06:56,874 | 00:06:58,674 | Do we need to speak privately? | Do we need to speak privately? |
162 | 00:07:00,128 | 00:07:01,128 | No, Miss Johnson. | No, Miss Johnson. |
163 | 00:07:01,212 | 00:07:02,802 | [Ellen] Solomon's Temple. That... | [Ellen] Solomon's Temple. That... |
164 | 00:07:02,880 | 00:07:04,920 | hmm... is ambitious, April, | hmm... is ambitious, April, |
165 | 00:07:06,134 | 00:07:08,434 | but I like it and I like you. | but I like it and I like you. |
166 | 00:07:10,263 | 00:07:12,473 | We're going to need gold paint, chicken wire and spackle. | We're going to need gold paint, chicken wire and spackle. |
167 | 00:07:12,557 | 00:07:14,267 | Also blood, I think it should be real. | Also blood, I think it should be real. |
168 | 00:07:14,517 | 00:07:16,227 | You're gonna have to kill a pigeon. | You're gonna have to kill a pigeon. |
169 | 00:07:16,310 | 00:07:18,190 | [students chattering] | [students chattering] |
170 | 00:07:18,271 | 00:07:19,941 | Why aren't you writing this down? | Why aren't you writing this down? |
171 | 00:07:20,022 | 00:07:21,192 | Um... | Um... |
172 | 00:07:21,274 | 00:07:23,654 | Hannah B and I are actually partners. | Hannah B and I are actually partners. |
173 | 00:07:23,734 | 00:07:26,074 | -Sorry. -Sorry, it just happened. | -Sorry. -Sorry, it just happened. |
174 | 00:07:26,154 | 00:07:29,284 | But, like, before you asked. S-- So... | But, like, before you asked. S-- So... |
175 | 00:07:30,867 | 00:07:34,447 | -Oh-oh, you've got a Dorito in your hair. -It's right here. | -Oh-oh, you've got a Dorito in your hair. -It's right here. |
176 | 00:07:34,537 | 00:07:35,367 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
177 | 00:07:35,705 | 00:07:36,995 | It's kind of gross, yeah. | It's kind of gross, yeah. |
178 | 00:07:38,249 | 00:07:42,799 | Fine. But you should build a biblical time machine back to now | Fine. But you should build a biblical time machine back to now |
179 | 00:07:42,879 | 00:07:45,589 | because partnering with Hannah B is a huge mistake. | because partnering with Hannah B is a huge mistake. |
180 | 00:07:45,673 | 00:07:48,053 | She cites Wikipedia in her bibliographies. | She cites Wikipedia in her bibliographies. |
181 | 00:07:48,134 | 00:07:50,724 | She's never even registered her JSTOR and EBSCO Host logins. | She's never even registered her JSTOR and EBSCO Host logins. |
182 | 00:07:50,803 | 00:07:52,183 | We choose the cross. | We choose the cross. |
183 | 00:07:53,014 | 00:07:56,024 | It's technically a building Jesus lived on until he died. | It's technically a building Jesus lived on until he died. |
184 | 00:07:56,100 | 00:07:58,350 | [Ellen] Okay, let's think on that. | [Ellen] Okay, let's think on that. |
185 | 00:07:58,436 | 00:07:59,306 | Um... | Um... |
186 | 00:07:59,395 | 00:08:01,105 | I'll do Solomon's Temple with you. | I'll do Solomon's Temple with you. |
187 | 00:08:01,189 | 00:08:03,519 | I know all the dimensions from Miss Kline's Sunday school class. | I know all the dimensions from Miss Kline's Sunday school class. |
188 | 00:08:03,608 | 00:08:05,568 | Uh, "Five cubits in height and ten cubits brim to brim." | Uh, "Five cubits in height and ten cubits brim to brim." |
189 | 00:08:05,651 | 00:08:07,901 | I know the dimensions, too. I'm not an animal. | I know the dimensions, too. I'm not an animal. |
190 | 00:08:07,987 | 00:08:09,947 | Oh, you know, of course you're not an animal, | Oh, you know, of course you're not an animal, |
191 | 00:08:10,031 | 00:08:10,951 | Oh, my gosh. | Oh, my gosh. |
192 | 00:08:11,032 | 00:08:11,952 | Um, but-- | Um, but-- |
193 | 00:08:12,033 | 00:08:13,783 | Ooh ooh, my dad has this woodworking shop, | Ooh ooh, my dad has this woodworking shop, |
194 | 00:08:13,868 | 00:08:15,238 | and he paints these little wooden ducks. | and he paints these little wooden ducks. |
195 | 00:08:15,328 | 00:08:17,158 | It's so weird, but he's got | It's so weird, but he's got |
196 | 00:08:17,246 | 00:08:21,416 | a mi-- a miter saw, and a nail gun and drills. | a mi-- a miter saw, and a nail gun and drills. |
197 | 00:08:21,501 | 00:08:22,751 | -It will be so fun-- -Fine. | -It will be so fun-- -Fine. |
198 | 00:08:23,878 | 00:08:26,668 | Okay... um, tomorrow maybe? | Okay... um, tomorrow maybe? |
199 | 00:08:26,756 | 00:08:29,626 | -If you aren't busy, because-- -I said fine. | -If you aren't busy, because-- -I said fine. |
200 | 00:08:30,176 | 00:08:31,006 | Okay. | Okay. |
201 | 00:08:31,260 | 00:08:33,180 | [pop music playing] | [pop music playing] |
202 | 00:08:33,679 | 00:08:36,269 | [Sterling, mimicking Bowser] "Get in there! Why is paper so heavy?" | [Sterling, mimicking Bowser] "Get in there! Why is paper so heavy?" |
203 | 00:08:36,349 | 00:08:37,889 | [Blair] "Stupid piece of plastic." | [Blair] "Stupid piece of plastic." |
204 | 00:08:39,894 | 00:08:43,814 | [Sterling, in British accent] "Oh, hello. I'm a lady dressed like a napkin." | [Sterling, in British accent] "Oh, hello. I'm a lady dressed like a napkin." |
205 | 00:08:43,898 | 00:08:45,818 | "Are you from the Napkin Department?" | "Are you from the Napkin Department?" |
206 | 00:08:46,359 | 00:08:47,779 | "Hey there, pretty lady." | "Hey there, pretty lady." |
207 | 00:08:48,152 | 00:08:49,902 | "Do you have any yogurt?" | "Do you have any yogurt?" |
208 | 00:08:50,154 | 00:08:51,414 | [Blair] "You know you want it." | [Blair] "You know you want it." |
209 | 00:08:54,075 | 00:08:55,535 | Does Bowser have friends? | Does Bowser have friends? |
210 | 00:08:56,118 | 00:08:57,868 | No. We're it. | No. We're it. |
211 | 00:08:59,330 | 00:09:00,670 | [Sterling] They're still hugging. | [Sterling] They're still hugging. |
212 | 00:09:00,748 | 00:09:01,868 | [Blair] This is pornographic. | [Blair] This is pornographic. |
213 | 00:09:04,585 | 00:09:06,205 | [Sterling] Why is she rubbing his arms? | [Sterling] Why is she rubbing his arms? |
214 | 00:09:06,295 | 00:09:08,085 | Is he backing away? Should we go and save him? | Is he backing away? Should we go and save him? |
215 | 00:09:08,339 | 00:09:11,049 | Wait. Yolanda knows her, too? | Wait. Yolanda knows her, too? |
216 | 00:09:13,928 | 00:09:15,048 | Is that his ex? | Is that his ex? |
217 | 00:09:15,721 | 00:09:16,811 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
218 | 00:09:16,889 | 00:09:20,809 | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
219 | 00:09:21,811 | 00:09:25,191 | -[gaps] They're looking at us. -They're coming inside. What do we say? | -[gaps] They're looking at us. -They're coming inside. What do we say? |
220 | 00:09:25,690 | 00:09:27,690 | -Hello? -Hello. Yeah, that's good. Hello. | -Hello? -Hello. Yeah, that's good. Hello. |
221 | 00:09:27,775 | 00:09:28,985 | Okay, great. We're saying hello. | Okay, great. We're saying hello. |
222 | 00:09:29,068 | 00:09:30,778 | -Classic, adult, neutral. -Be normal! | -Classic, adult, neutral. -Be normal! |
223 | 00:09:31,237 | 00:09:32,657 | Greetings, earthlings. | Greetings, earthlings. |
224 | 00:09:32,738 | 00:09:33,568 | Bonjour! | Bonjour! |
225 | 00:09:33,656 | 00:09:34,616 | Hola! | Hola! |
226 | 00:09:34,699 | 00:09:36,829 | You must be Bowser's... boo. | You must be Bowser's... boo. |
227 | 00:09:36,909 | 00:09:38,699 | -Ex-boo. -Uh, hey! | -Ex-boo. -Uh, hey! |
228 | 00:09:39,078 | 00:09:41,158 | Don't be... you. | Don't be... you. |
229 | 00:09:41,247 | 00:09:44,327 | And you must be the little gringas Yolanda told me about, | And you must be the little gringas Yolanda told me about, |
230 | 00:09:44,417 | 00:09:47,627 | bringing in new life and lighting up B's fourth chakra. | bringing in new life and lighting up B's fourth chakra. |
231 | 00:09:47,712 | 00:09:49,712 | [chuckles lightly] Mmm. | [chuckles lightly] Mmm. |
232 | 00:09:49,797 | 00:09:51,417 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
233 | 00:09:51,674 | 00:09:54,434 | Your soul is settled. | Your soul is settled. |
234 | 00:09:54,510 | 00:09:55,510 | I can feel it. | I can feel it. |
235 | 00:09:55,595 | 00:09:56,755 | I'm actually a pretty nervous person. | I'm actually a pretty nervous person. |
236 | 00:09:57,346 | 00:09:59,966 | And you... You... | And you... You... |
237 | 00:10:00,057 | 00:10:01,227 | [inhales deeply] | [inhales deeply] |
238 | 00:10:04,437 | 00:10:05,857 | -Mmm. -Okay, cool. | -Mmm. -Okay, cool. |
239 | 00:10:05,938 | 00:10:07,938 | How about we get to work here? | How about we get to work here? |
240 | 00:10:08,024 | 00:10:09,404 | Yolanda, you got a skip? | Yolanda, you got a skip? |
241 | 00:10:09,483 | 00:10:10,653 | That's why I'm here. | That's why I'm here. |
242 | 00:10:11,277 | 00:10:12,357 | Oh, you know, you go. | Oh, you know, you go. |
243 | 00:10:12,862 | 00:10:13,952 | I'll stop by for dinner. | I'll stop by for dinner. |
244 | 00:10:14,030 | 00:10:16,030 | Oh, I've been dying to make my goulash. | Oh, I've been dying to make my goulash. |
245 | 00:10:16,115 | 00:10:19,325 | I'm assuming you have pots, pans, homemade beef broth, | I'm assuming you have pots, pans, homemade beef broth, |
246 | 00:10:19,410 | 00:10:21,330 | noodle... No? | noodle... No? |
247 | 00:10:21,412 | 00:10:22,292 | No. | No. |
248 | 00:10:22,371 | 00:10:24,581 | You know what? [clicks teeth] We'll figure it out. | You know what? [clicks teeth] We'll figure it out. |
249 | 00:10:25,791 | 00:10:26,631 | Ciao-ee. | Ciao-ee. |
250 | 00:10:28,336 | 00:10:29,206 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
251 | 00:10:29,295 | 00:10:31,045 | -Oh, my God. -What is she doing here? | -Oh, my God. -What is she doing here? |
252 | 00:10:31,130 | 00:10:33,220 | Looking for a potential producer for her new album. | Looking for a potential producer for her new album. |
253 | 00:10:33,299 | 00:10:35,089 | She's a singer? I thought she owned a goat farm. | She's a singer? I thought she owned a goat farm. |
254 | 00:10:35,176 | 00:10:36,006 | Exactly. | Exactly. |
255 | 00:10:36,093 | 00:10:38,013 | -Did you know she was coming? -[Bowser] Yeah. | -Did you know she was coming? -[Bowser] Yeah. |
256 | 00:10:38,179 | 00:10:39,429 | Are you gonna get back together with her? | Are you gonna get back together with her? |
257 | 00:10:39,513 | 00:10:42,273 | No! Not that it's any business of yours. | No! Not that it's any business of yours. |
258 | 00:10:42,350 | 00:10:43,730 | Nice plants, by the way. | Nice plants, by the way. |
259 | 00:10:43,809 | 00:10:45,849 | -I give it a day and a half. -Till they're banging? | -I give it a day and a half. -Till they're banging? |
260 | 00:10:45,936 | 00:10:48,016 | -Yeah. -No. Nope. | -Yeah. -No. Nope. |
261 | 00:10:48,105 | 00:10:50,315 | -Why? -She needs Bowser to fund that album. | -Why? -She needs Bowser to fund that album. |
262 | 00:10:51,067 | 00:10:52,277 | That is not how it is. | That is not how it is. |
263 | 00:10:52,360 | 00:10:54,240 | -She was touching you a lot. -Mm-hm. | -She was touching you a lot. -Mm-hm. |
264 | 00:10:54,320 | 00:10:55,360 | How do you know how it is? | How do you know how it is? |
265 | 00:10:55,446 | 00:10:56,946 | You haven't talked to her in... | You haven't talked to her in... |
266 | 00:10:57,740 | 00:10:58,700 | Oh. | Oh. |
267 | 00:10:58,783 | 00:11:00,743 | Mm. She liked that Instagram post of yours. | Mm. She liked that Instagram post of yours. |
268 | 00:11:00,826 | 00:11:02,116 | [gasps] The picture I took? | [gasps] The picture I took? |
269 | 00:11:02,203 | 00:11:03,123 | -Yes. -Aww. | -Yes. -Aww. |
270 | 00:11:03,204 | 00:11:04,754 | And what? She sent you a message? | And what? She sent you a message? |
271 | 00:11:04,830 | 00:11:07,330 | Well, I saw that she liked it and I sent her one. Okay? | Well, I saw that she liked it and I sent her one. Okay? |
272 | 00:11:07,958 | 00:11:10,248 | I'm allowed to keep in touch with my ex-wife, you know. | I'm allowed to keep in touch with my ex-wife, you know. |
273 | 00:11:10,336 | 00:11:12,086 | See, this is textbook Michelle. | See, this is textbook Michelle. |
274 | 00:11:12,171 | 00:11:13,761 | She sees an opening and she sweeps in | She sees an opening and she sweeps in |
275 | 00:11:13,839 | 00:11:15,879 | with whatever new project she's got going on. | with whatever new project she's got going on. |
276 | 00:11:15,966 | 00:11:17,586 | A yoga studio on a boat, | A yoga studio on a boat, |
277 | 00:11:18,052 | 00:11:20,222 | a marathon across Antarctica, oh, | a marathon across Antarctica, oh, |
278 | 00:11:20,304 | 00:11:22,224 | "Oh, I know, let's clone ourselves." | "Oh, I know, let's clone ourselves." |
279 | 00:11:22,682 | 00:11:24,732 | And then she sweeps away just as easily | And then she sweeps away just as easily |
280 | 00:11:24,809 | 00:11:26,269 | and Bowser here is left holding the bill | and Bowser here is left holding the bill |
281 | 00:11:26,352 | 00:11:28,692 | or his own genetic matter, depending on the year. | or his own genetic matter, depending on the year. |
282 | 00:11:28,771 | 00:11:30,941 | On, off, off, on. | On, off, off, on. |
283 | 00:11:31,399 | 00:11:33,109 | I figured it'd end after the divorce, | I figured it'd end after the divorce, |
284 | 00:11:33,192 | 00:11:34,992 | but old habits die hard, I guess. | but old habits die hard, I guess. |
285 | 00:11:35,778 | 00:11:38,858 | Huh. So, you're, like, addicted to her. | Huh. So, you're, like, addicted to her. |
286 | 00:11:38,948 | 00:11:40,988 | And she uses him like an old rag. | And she uses him like an old rag. |
287 | 00:11:41,701 | 00:11:44,451 | Well if he's the addict, then he uses her. | Well if he's the addict, then he uses her. |
288 | 00:11:44,745 | 00:11:46,325 | But she's using him clearly, | But she's using him clearly, |
289 | 00:11:46,414 | 00:11:48,464 | so he can't be the addict. He's the drug. | so he can't be the addict. He's the drug. |
290 | 00:11:48,708 | 00:11:49,878 | And she's the addict? | And she's the addict? |
291 | 00:11:50,126 | 00:11:52,086 | Well, she's addicted to him being addicted to her. | Well, she's addicted to him being addicted to her. |
292 | 00:11:52,169 | 00:11:54,589 | -So they're both addicts then? -It's called codependence. | -So they're both addicts then? -It's called codependence. |
293 | 00:11:54,672 | 00:11:55,592 | I'm not addicted! | I'm not addicted! |
294 | 00:11:59,135 | 00:12:00,965 | Jesus, somebody shoot me. | Jesus, somebody shoot me. |
295 | 00:12:01,053 | 00:12:02,013 | Do you have a skip or not? | Do you have a skip or not? |
296 | 00:12:04,056 | 00:12:04,926 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
297 | 00:12:05,266 | 00:12:06,096 | How hard was that? | How hard was that? |
298 | 00:12:06,684 | 00:12:07,644 | His name's Gary Durbin. | His name's Gary Durbin. |
299 | 00:12:08,185 | 00:12:10,725 | Gary skipped bail three weeks ago. He's currently MIA. | Gary skipped bail three weeks ago. He's currently MIA. |
300 | 00:12:10,813 | 00:12:13,073 | -What was he booked for? -Dealing amphetamines. | -What was he booked for? -Dealing amphetamines. |
301 | 00:12:13,983 | 00:12:16,153 | -His old lady drives a 18-wheeler, hm? -Mm-hm. | -His old lady drives a 18-wheeler, hm? -Mm-hm. |
302 | 00:12:16,235 | 00:12:17,525 | Travels with her sometimes. | Travels with her sometimes. |
303 | 00:12:17,611 | 00:12:20,031 | Probably hiding out in the back of her semi right now. | Probably hiding out in the back of her semi right now. |
304 | 00:12:20,781 | 00:12:21,871 | You call the truck company? | You call the truck company? |
305 | 00:12:21,949 | 00:12:23,409 | -Get her route? -Not yet. | -Get her route? -Not yet. |
306 | 00:12:24,160 | 00:12:25,080 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
307 | 00:12:25,911 | 00:12:26,791 | I'll do it. | I'll do it. |
308 | 00:12:27,079 | 00:12:29,369 | You sure? Because I can call Pedro, | You sure? Because I can call Pedro, |
309 | 00:12:29,457 | 00:12:30,877 | -Rory, or Perry D-- -Yolanda. | -Rory, or Perry D-- -Yolanda. |
310 | 00:12:32,042 | 00:12:33,922 | I said I got it, hm? | I said I got it, hm? |
311 | 00:12:35,254 | 00:12:36,174 | Here, take this. | Here, take this. |
312 | 00:12:36,881 | 00:12:38,721 | Track her credit card statements like I taught you. | Track her credit card statements like I taught you. |
313 | 00:12:38,799 | 00:12:41,139 | See if you can find out if she's sticking to her route. | See if you can find out if she's sticking to her route. |
314 | 00:12:41,260 | 00:12:42,090 | Okay. | Okay. |
315 | 00:12:45,389 | 00:12:47,179 | I’m out sixty grand here, Bowser. | I’m out sixty grand here, Bowser. |
316 | 00:12:47,266 | 00:12:49,016 | Yolanda? Trust me. | Yolanda? Trust me. |
317 | 00:12:52,563 | 00:12:55,023 | Maybe Mom's dealing amphetamines. | Maybe Mom's dealing amphetamines. |
318 | 00:12:55,816 | 00:12:57,396 | What are amphetamines? | What are amphetamines? |
319 | 00:12:57,651 | 00:12:59,611 | Drugs that can go on land and water. | Drugs that can go on land and water. |
320 | 00:13:00,196 | 00:13:01,026 | Oh. | Oh. |
321 | 00:13:01,864 | 00:13:03,164 | Oh, I have to be honest, y'all, | Oh, I have to be honest, y'all, |
322 | 00:13:03,240 | 00:13:05,790 | I was running around so much today doing my errands, | I was running around so much today doing my errands, |
323 | 00:13:05,868 | 00:13:07,288 | I had to go get a pre-made casserole. | I had to go get a pre-made casserole. |
324 | 00:13:07,369 | 00:13:09,329 | So, y'all be honest. [chuckles] | So, y'all be honest. [chuckles] |
325 | 00:13:09,872 | 00:13:12,002 | Well, it tastes a little mealy, | Well, it tastes a little mealy, |
326 | 00:13:12,458 | 00:13:15,378 | and there's something in there I can't quite put my finger on, | and there's something in there I can't quite put my finger on, |
327 | 00:13:15,461 | 00:13:18,381 | but beige would be the flavor I'd give it. | but beige would be the flavor I'd give it. |
328 | 00:13:18,464 | 00:13:21,134 | Oh, well, maybe a little too honest. | Oh, well, maybe a little too honest. |
329 | 00:13:21,217 | 00:13:22,127 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
330 | 00:13:22,218 | 00:13:24,218 | So, girls, are you all packed up | So, girls, are you all packed up |
331 | 00:13:24,303 | 00:13:27,223 | and ready for your big hunting trip with Uncle Deacon and Big Daddy? | and ready for your big hunting trip with Uncle Deacon and Big Daddy? |
332 | 00:13:27,306 | 00:13:28,306 | Why do you ask? | Why do you ask? |
333 | 00:13:28,974 | 00:13:30,024 | Are you planning something? | Are you planning something? |
334 | 00:13:30,100 | 00:13:33,690 | I'm not sure, maybe mimosas, a little foot mask? | I'm not sure, maybe mimosas, a little foot mask? |
335 | 00:13:33,771 | 00:13:35,651 | Ooh, interesting. | Ooh, interesting. |
336 | 00:13:36,023 | 00:13:37,533 | Where do you store those? | Where do you store those? |
337 | 00:13:39,068 | 00:13:40,688 | Um, I actually have to stay behind. | Um, I actually have to stay behind. |
338 | 00:13:40,778 | 00:13:42,698 | -What? Why? -Well, that's a shame, Sterl. | -What? Why? -Well, that's a shame, Sterl. |
339 | 00:13:42,780 | 00:13:44,490 | I've got this big project for Bible class | I've got this big project for Bible class |
340 | 00:13:44,573 | 00:13:45,993 | and it's going to take all weekend. | and it's going to take all weekend. |
341 | 00:13:46,075 | 00:13:47,445 | And we need to use your tools, too, Dad, | And we need to use your tools, too, Dad, |
342 | 00:13:47,535 | 00:13:48,825 | -if that's okay. -That's okay. | -if that's okay. -That's okay. |
343 | 00:13:49,245 | 00:13:51,745 | -We? -Yeah, they partnered me up with April. | -We? -Yeah, they partnered me up with April. |
344 | 00:13:51,831 | 00:13:53,291 | [groans] It's awful. I hate it. | [groans] It's awful. I hate it. |
345 | 00:13:54,416 | 00:13:57,166 | You can't bail. We have to wring Dad for information. | You can't bail. We have to wring Dad for information. |
346 | 00:13:57,253 | 00:13:58,673 | -Since when? -Since I realized just now | -Since when? -Since I realized just now |
347 | 00:13:58,754 | 00:14:00,174 | that this man cannot lie. | that this man cannot lie. |
348 | 00:14:00,256 | 00:14:01,966 | [scoffs] Did you hear what he said about the casserole? | [scoffs] Did you hear what he said about the casserole? |
349 | 00:14:02,508 | 00:14:04,548 | If he knows anything about Mom and the gun, | If he knows anything about Mom and the gun, |
350 | 00:14:04,635 | 00:14:06,345 | he will crack in five seconds flat. | he will crack in five seconds flat. |
351 | 00:14:06,679 | 00:14:08,139 | Let Mom be. It's okay to have a secret. | Let Mom be. It's okay to have a secret. |
352 | 00:14:08,222 | 00:14:10,642 | -We don't have secrets. -No, but we could if we wanted to, right? | -We don't have secrets. -No, but we could if we wanted to, right? |
353 | 00:14:10,724 | 00:14:12,694 | Right. Wait. No. | Right. Wait. No. |
354 | 00:14:12,768 | 00:14:13,978 | I don't like secrets. | I don't like secrets. |
355 | 00:14:14,061 | 00:14:15,731 | Secrets imply boundaries. Do you have a secret? | Secrets imply boundaries. Do you have a secret? |
356 | 00:14:15,813 | 00:14:17,443 | No, it was a hypothetical. | No, it was a hypothetical. |
357 | 00:14:18,107 | 00:14:20,067 | And Dad isn't that bad of a liar. He can keep things in. | And Dad isn't that bad of a liar. He can keep things in. |
358 | 00:14:20,609 | 00:14:22,609 | By the way, Daddy, what did you get up to this afternoon? | By the way, Daddy, what did you get up to this afternoon? |
359 | 00:14:23,320 | 00:14:27,580 | Well, I was lacquering up my wooden ducks in the garage and... | Well, I was lacquering up my wooden ducks in the garage and... |
360 | 00:14:28,033 | 00:14:30,163 | next thing I knew was high as a kite on fumes. | next thing I knew was high as a kite on fumes. |
361 | 00:14:30,244 | 00:14:34,124 | [sniffs] I woke up on my hammock, holding a bowl of pimento cheese. | [sniffs] I woke up on my hammock, holding a bowl of pimento cheese. |
362 | 00:14:34,290 | 00:14:35,670 | I do not know how I got there. | I do not know how I got there. |
363 | 00:14:35,749 | 00:14:36,669 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
364 | 00:14:37,668 | 00:14:40,668 | Sterl, I'm disappointed you're not going to be joining us, | Sterl, I'm disappointed you're not going to be joining us, |
365 | 00:14:40,754 | 00:14:41,844 | but school work does come first. | but school work does come first. |
366 | 00:14:41,922 | 00:14:42,842 | Yes, sir. | Yes, sir. |
367 | 00:14:43,048 | 00:14:45,838 | I hope this doesn't mean that you're bailing on your old Dad, too, Blair. | I hope this doesn't mean that you're bailing on your old Dad, too, Blair. |
368 | 00:14:45,926 | 00:14:48,096 | Even if you're doing your peaceful protest, | Even if you're doing your peaceful protest, |
369 | 00:14:48,178 | 00:14:49,638 | I'd still like a little daddy-daughter time. | I'd still like a little daddy-daughter time. |
370 | 00:14:49,722 | 00:14:51,932 | No way. I'm totally, totally psyched. | No way. I'm totally, totally psyched. |
371 | 00:14:52,016 | 00:14:53,176 | I'm gonna, you know.... | I'm gonna, you know.... |
372 | 00:14:54,310 | 00:14:57,150 | shoot a bunch of innocent animals. | shoot a bunch of innocent animals. |
373 | 00:14:57,646 | 00:15:00,266 | I thought you were opposed to hunting on moral grounds, honey. | I thought you were opposed to hunting on moral grounds, honey. |
374 | 00:15:00,357 | 00:15:03,027 | Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA. | Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA. |
375 | 00:15:03,652 | 00:15:06,162 | Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy? | Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy? |
376 | 00:15:06,238 | 00:15:07,658 | And not any of the young does. | And not any of the young does. |
377 | 00:15:08,198 | 00:15:09,528 | No does. | No does. |
378 | 00:15:09,617 | 00:15:10,827 | And we eat everything we shoot. | And we eat everything we shoot. |
379 | 00:15:12,953 | 00:15:13,793 | Also... | Also... |
380 | 00:15:15,164 | 00:15:16,004 | I miss you. | I miss you. |
381 | 00:15:16,916 | 00:15:17,876 | Aww. | Aww. |
382 | 00:15:18,417 | 00:15:19,247 | I miss you, too. | I miss you, too. |
383 | 00:15:20,210 | 00:15:21,050 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
384 | 00:15:32,473 | 00:15:33,523 | Now, can we talk? | Now, can we talk? |
385 | 00:15:33,599 | 00:15:35,139 | Shhh. | Shhh. |
386 | 00:15:36,352 | 00:15:38,522 | [whispering] We want to get into the right frame of mind, | [whispering] We want to get into the right frame of mind, |
387 | 00:15:39,104 | 00:15:41,024 | really feel the deer. | really feel the deer. |
388 | 00:15:41,106 | 00:15:44,686 | Well, we felt the entire history of Gettysburg on tape on the way up here, | Well, we felt the entire history of Gettysburg on tape on the way up here, |
389 | 00:15:44,777 | 00:15:47,277 | so I was kind of hoping that we could talk about life, | so I was kind of hoping that we could talk about life, |
390 | 00:15:47,363 | 00:15:49,453 | and love, and Mom. | and love, and Mom. |
391 | 00:15:49,782 | 00:15:51,582 | You know I love talking about love, baby, | You know I love talking about love, baby, |
392 | 00:15:51,659 | 00:15:54,239 | but deer are quiet souls. | but deer are quiet souls. |
393 | 00:15:54,453 | 00:15:55,753 | Can we not call them souls? | Can we not call them souls? |
394 | 00:15:56,288 | 00:15:58,208 | And huntin' is a chance for a man | And huntin' is a chance for a man |
395 | 00:15:58,958 | 00:16:02,378 | to really just breathe in and breathe out, | to really just breathe in and breathe out, |
396 | 00:16:02,795 | 00:16:04,505 | sink into that silence. | sink into that silence. |
397 | 00:16:05,464 | 00:16:06,424 | [man] Whoo! | [man] Whoo! |
398 | 00:16:06,507 | 00:16:08,757 | Hey oh! [chuckles] | Hey oh! [chuckles] |
399 | 00:16:08,842 | 00:16:09,932 | [groans] | [groans] |
400 | 00:16:11,553 | 00:16:12,393 | Deek. | Deek. |
401 | 00:16:14,181 | 00:16:15,221 | Lookin' good, ace. | Lookin' good, ace. |
402 | 00:16:16,016 | 00:16:17,266 | It's good to see you, Big Daddy. | It's good to see you, Big Daddy. |
403 | 00:16:17,351 | 00:16:18,271 | Good to see you, Son. | Good to see you, Son. |
404 | 00:16:18,686 | 00:16:20,766 | Hey, no hard feelings about me leaving the company, right? | Hey, no hard feelings about me leaving the company, right? |
405 | 00:16:20,854 | 00:16:21,984 | I just needed a change. | I just needed a change. |
406 | 00:16:22,064 | 00:16:24,404 | This isn't Maury Povich, Son. | This isn't Maury Povich, Son. |
407 | 00:16:24,483 | 00:16:26,193 | Let's just have a nice hunt. | Let's just have a nice hunt. |
408 | 00:16:26,276 | 00:16:27,566 | [Anderson] Okay, Big Daddy. | [Anderson] Okay, Big Daddy. |
409 | 00:16:28,153 | 00:16:29,993 | -Blair. -Uncle Deacon. | -Blair. -Uncle Deacon. |
410 | 00:16:30,072 | 00:16:31,282 | -Give me a hug. -A hug? | -Give me a hug. -A hug? |
411 | 00:16:31,365 | 00:16:33,735 | -Oh, yep. All right. -Yep. | -Oh, yep. All right. -Yep. |
412 | 00:16:33,826 | 00:16:35,406 | [chuckles] How've you been, bud? | [chuckles] How've you been, bud? |
413 | 00:16:35,494 | 00:16:36,754 | Oh! | Oh! |
414 | 00:16:36,829 | 00:16:38,079 | -[cackles] -Deacon. [groans] | -[cackles] -Deacon. [groans] |
415 | 00:16:38,664 | 00:16:41,084 | Come on. Would you please keep your voice down? | Come on. Would you please keep your voice down? |
416 | 00:16:41,166 | 00:16:41,996 | Sure. | Sure. |
417 | 00:16:42,084 | 00:16:43,924 | [shouting] Are you cracking away at those ducks? | [shouting] Are you cracking away at those ducks? |
418 | 00:16:45,295 | 00:16:47,585 | That's a hobby, is what that is. That's all. | That's a hobby, is what that is. That's all. |
419 | 00:16:47,673 | 00:16:49,633 | Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, keeping busy. | Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, keeping busy. |
420 | 00:16:49,717 | 00:16:52,587 | I've got my hands in this and that and so things are good. I'm good. | I've got my hands in this and that and so things are good. I'm good. |
421 | 00:16:53,137 | 00:16:54,297 | -That's good to hear, man. -Thanks. | -That's good to hear, man. -Thanks. |
422 | 00:16:54,847 | 00:16:56,017 | -Oh! -Come on! | -Oh! -Come on! |
423 | 00:16:56,098 | 00:16:57,268 | Come on, Deacon. | Come on, Deacon. |
424 | 00:16:57,558 | 00:16:58,808 | You know what keeps me up at night? | You know what keeps me up at night? |
425 | 00:16:58,892 | 00:17:02,562 | [chuckles] How in the hell a guy like your dad bags a girl like your mom. | [chuckles] How in the hell a guy like your dad bags a girl like your mom. |
426 | 00:17:02,646 | 00:17:05,316 | I mean, it-- it baffles the mind, truly. | I mean, it-- it baffles the mind, truly. |
427 | 00:17:05,691 | 00:17:08,241 | [chuckles] I love hearing about that. | [chuckles] I love hearing about that. |
428 | 00:17:08,318 | 00:17:10,198 | -Yes. Keep going. -[Big Daddy] Blair! | -Yes. Keep going. -[Big Daddy] Blair! |
429 | 00:17:11,196 | 00:17:13,986 | You here to ruin our time yammering on about gun laws? | You here to ruin our time yammering on about gun laws? |
430 | 00:17:14,074 | 00:17:17,044 | No, I-- I actually support the right to bear arms. | No, I-- I actually support the right to bear arms. |
431 | 00:17:17,453 | 00:17:20,373 | But if you need an assault rifle to take down a whitetail, | But if you need an assault rifle to take down a whitetail, |
432 | 00:17:20,456 | 00:17:23,206 | you're a lousy shot and you should get a new hobby. | you're a lousy shot and you should get a new hobby. |
433 | 00:17:23,292 | 00:17:25,962 | Finally, something we agree on. | Finally, something we agree on. |
434 | 00:17:27,212 | 00:17:29,092 | Also the NRA is in with Big Oil | Also the NRA is in with Big Oil |
435 | 00:17:29,173 | 00:17:31,433 | and they are eatin' up the American wilderness. | and they are eatin' up the American wilderness. |
436 | 00:17:31,508 | 00:17:33,138 | Soon, there won't be anywhere to hunt anyway. | Soon, there won't be anywhere to hunt anyway. |
437 | 00:17:36,430 | 00:17:37,510 | I'm just... | I'm just... |
438 | 00:17:37,598 | 00:17:38,768 | -Oh! -Jesus! | -Oh! -Jesus! |
439 | 00:17:39,349 | 00:17:40,559 | [Deacon] Easy there. | [Deacon] Easy there. |
440 | 00:17:42,102 | 00:17:43,942 | [snoring] | [snoring] |
441 | 00:17:44,021 | 00:17:48,441 | Okay. Now, let’s just relax into the quiet. | Okay. Now, let’s just relax into the quiet. |
442 | 00:17:48,776 | 00:17:50,736 | It's too bad about Sterly Pearly. | It's too bad about Sterly Pearly. |
443 | 00:17:50,819 | 00:17:52,949 | That girl loves a gun. | That girl loves a gun. |
444 | 00:17:53,238 | 00:17:54,448 | Daggum. | Daggum. |
445 | 00:17:54,531 | 00:17:56,741 | You know who doesn't love a gun, though? | You know who doesn't love a gun, though? |
446 | 00:17:57,701 | 00:17:59,621 | Mom, right? | Mom, right? |
447 | 00:18:00,245 | 00:18:05,075 | She would never, like, have one, or shoot one, or... store one? | She would never, like, have one, or shoot one, or... store one? |
448 | 00:18:05,167 | 00:18:06,337 | That's right. Shh. | That's right. Shh. |
449 | 00:18:06,752 | 00:18:07,712 | Deb's a hell of a shot. | Deb's a hell of a shot. |
450 | 00:18:08,462 | 00:18:09,302 | She is? | She is? |
451 | 00:18:09,797 | 00:18:12,927 | She took us to a gun range on a double date when y'all first met. | She took us to a gun range on a double date when y'all first met. |
452 | 00:18:13,383 | 00:18:16,053 | Taught us how to grunt like a buck to a doe in heat. | Taught us how to grunt like a buck to a doe in heat. |
453 | 00:18:16,136 | 00:18:17,466 | [mimics animal grunting] | [mimics animal grunting] |
454 | 00:18:17,554 | 00:18:19,894 | -Mom taught you how to sex grunt? -Oh. | -Mom taught you how to sex grunt? -Oh. |
455 | 00:18:19,973 | 00:18:22,103 | -Language, please! -She won an award, too. | -Language, please! -She won an award, too. |
456 | 00:18:22,810 | 00:18:25,650 | Yeah, the Peaky Rounding Falls Sharpshooter Award. | Yeah, the Peaky Rounding Falls Sharpshooter Award. |
457 | 00:18:25,729 | 00:18:28,569 | I believe, for taking down a coyote in Stewart County. | I believe, for taking down a coyote in Stewart County. |
458 | 00:18:28,649 | 00:18:29,479 | Shh. | Shh. |
459 | 00:18:29,566 | 00:18:31,276 | Anderson can’t even take down his own damn name. | Anderson can’t even take down his own damn name. |
460 | 00:18:32,069 | 00:18:34,109 | Man, how the hell did you land a girl like Debbie? | Man, how the hell did you land a girl like Debbie? |
461 | 00:18:34,238 | 00:18:36,698 | -They love each other, Uncle Deacon. -We fell in love, Deacon. | -They love each other, Uncle Deacon. -We fell in love, Deacon. |
462 | 00:18:36,782 | 00:18:38,372 | -[spits] -[Blair] Eww. | -[spits] -[Blair] Eww. |
463 | 00:18:38,951 | 00:18:42,201 | Hey, Dad, when did Mom stop shooting? | Hey, Dad, when did Mom stop shooting? |
464 | 00:18:42,287 | 00:18:45,037 | I don't know, sometime before y'all came along. | I don't know, sometime before y'all came along. |
465 | 00:18:45,332 | 00:18:47,672 | Why didn't she tell us that she was a good shot? | Why didn't she tell us that she was a good shot? |
466 | 00:18:47,751 | 00:18:48,791 | Oh... | Oh... |
467 | 00:18:48,877 | 00:18:49,917 | She probably forgot. | She probably forgot. |
468 | 00:18:50,003 | 00:18:56,013 | Forgot that she won the Peaky... Sneaky Blinder Sharpshooting Award? | Forgot that she won the Peaky... Sneaky Blinder Sharpshooting Award? |
469 | 00:18:56,093 | 00:18:57,513 | For taking down a coyote? | For taking down a coyote? |
470 | 00:18:57,594 | 00:18:58,434 | Yeah, she must've. | Yeah, she must've. |
471 | 00:18:58,887 | 00:18:59,717 | How? | How? |
472 | 00:19:01,056 | 00:19:02,096 | I don't know, Blair. | I don't know, Blair. |
473 | 00:19:03,142 | 00:19:04,232 | People change. | People change. |
474 | 00:19:04,309 | 00:19:07,809 | Life is long and deer are quiet. | Life is long and deer are quiet. |
475 | 00:19:07,896 | 00:19:08,896 | [gun blast] | [gun blast] |
476 | 00:19:08,981 | 00:19:10,981 | -[gasps] We got him! -[groans] | -[gasps] We got him! -[groans] |
477 | 00:19:11,859 | 00:19:12,689 | [spits] | [spits] |
478 | 00:19:12,776 | 00:19:14,896 | [pop music playing] | [pop music playing] |
479 | 00:19:18,031 | 00:19:20,161 | You are so good at using that saw. | You are so good at using that saw. |
480 | 00:19:21,660 | 00:19:22,490 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
481 | 00:19:22,953 | 00:19:25,543 | Luke tried to use this once to make me a pair of wooden flip-flops | Luke tried to use this once to make me a pair of wooden flip-flops |
482 | 00:19:25,622 | 00:19:27,462 | and--and he almost took his finger off. | and--and he almost took his finger off. |
483 | 00:19:27,875 | 00:19:30,745 | And then, he cried and threw the flip-flop | And then, he cried and threw the flip-flop |
484 | 00:19:30,836 | 00:19:33,756 | and didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese. | and didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese. |
485 | 00:19:34,214 | 00:19:35,724 | Never send a man to do a woman's job. | Never send a man to do a woman's job. |
486 | 00:19:37,050 | 00:19:37,890 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
487 | 00:19:45,017 | 00:19:46,597 | I never really got what you saw in Luke. | I never really got what you saw in Luke. |
488 | 00:19:47,227 | 00:19:48,477 | He always seemed a little... | He always seemed a little... |
489 | 00:19:49,396 | 00:19:52,106 | amorphous... for you. | amorphous... for you. |
490 | 00:19:53,442 | 00:19:56,822 | He was really sweet and-- and kind and loving but... | He was really sweet and-- and kind and loving but... |
491 | 00:19:57,905 | 00:20:01,695 | yeah, after a while, I did want someone with a little more... | yeah, after a while, I did want someone with a little more... |
492 | 00:20:01,783 | 00:20:03,583 | [stammering] more this than this. | [stammering] more this than this. |
493 | 00:20:06,538 | 00:20:08,328 | Remember when Luke ate his own ChapStick? | Remember when Luke ate his own ChapStick? |
494 | 00:20:09,124 | 00:20:10,004 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
495 | 00:20:11,001 | 00:20:13,961 | You were reading Mere Christianity in the fifth grade. [chuckles] | You were reading Mere Christianity in the fifth grade. [chuckles] |
496 | 00:20:14,504 | 00:20:16,974 | -How do you remember that? -Well, he ate the ChapStick, | -How do you remember that? -Well, he ate the ChapStick, |
497 | 00:20:17,049 | 00:20:20,219 | choked, gagged, threw up and then you quoted C.S. Lewis to him. | choked, gagged, threw up and then you quoted C.S. Lewis to him. |
498 | 00:20:21,386 | 00:20:22,676 | "God will not love you any less | "God will not love you any less |
499 | 00:20:22,763 | 00:20:25,023 | if you happen to be born with a second-rate brain." | if you happen to be born with a second-rate brain." |
500 | 00:20:25,182 | 00:20:26,062 | That's it! | That's it! |
501 | 00:20:26,600 | 00:20:28,100 | My gosh, you were so smart. | My gosh, you were so smart. |
502 | 00:20:29,228 | 00:20:30,268 | You read it, too. | You read it, too. |
503 | 00:20:30,354 | 00:20:31,654 | I didn't remember it, though. | I didn't remember it, though. |
504 | 00:20:31,980 | 00:20:33,570 | Not like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. | Not like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. |
505 | 00:20:33,690 | 00:20:34,650 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
506 | 00:20:34,733 | 00:20:37,363 | Well, yeah, that book is seared into my brain | Well, yeah, that book is seared into my brain |
507 | 00:20:37,444 | 00:20:38,744 | because it's so sad. | because it's so sad. |
508 | 00:20:38,820 | 00:20:39,990 | The saddest! | The saddest! |
509 | 00:20:40,364 | 00:20:43,784 | Aslan tied up on that slab of rock, dead with no mane? | Aslan tied up on that slab of rock, dead with no mane? |
510 | 00:20:43,867 | 00:20:45,827 | And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone. | And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone. |
511 | 00:20:45,911 | 00:20:47,161 | And Mr. Beaver! | And Mr. Beaver! |
512 | 00:20:47,829 | 00:20:48,959 | Wait, what was sad about him? | Wait, what was sad about him? |
513 | 00:20:49,581 | 00:20:52,791 | Well, you know, they destroyed his little beaver house, right? | Well, you know, they destroyed his little beaver house, right? |
514 | 00:20:53,835 | 00:20:54,795 | Oh, yeah, they did. | Oh, yeah, they did. |
515 | 00:20:55,879 | 00:20:57,839 | Yeah, whatever. He had it comin'. | Yeah, whatever. He had it comin'. |
516 | 00:21:03,095 | 00:21:03,925 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
517 | 00:21:12,145 | 00:21:13,515 | My dad used to read me those books. | My dad used to read me those books. |
518 | 00:21:13,605 | 00:21:14,645 | Mine, too. | Mine, too. |
519 | 00:21:21,738 | 00:21:23,198 | [turns on electric saw] | [turns on electric saw] |
520 | 00:21:30,956 | 00:21:33,126 | [new age music playing] | [new age music playing] |
521 | 00:21:35,502 | 00:21:38,922 | [chuckling] I'm open to love. | [chuckling] I'm open to love. |
522 | 00:21:39,006 | 00:21:41,166 | [Bowser] I'm open to love. | [Bowser] I'm open to love. |
523 | 00:21:41,258 | 00:21:44,218 | I forgive myself and others. | I forgive myself and others. |
524 | 00:21:44,303 | 00:21:45,643 | Mm. I... | Mm. I... |
525 | 00:21:45,721 | 00:21:48,141 | [clears throat] ...I forgive myself. And others. | [clears throat] ...I forgive myself. And others. |
526 | 00:21:49,599 | 00:21:53,559 | I'm connected to others and myself. | I'm connected to others and myself. |
527 | 00:21:53,645 | 00:21:56,895 | I'm connected to others and myself. | I'm connected to others and myself. |
528 | 00:21:56,982 | 00:21:58,652 | I'm one with nature. | I'm one with nature. |
529 | 00:21:58,734 | 00:21:59,614 | [Bowser] I am... | [Bowser] I am... |
530 | 00:22:00,527 | 00:22:02,697 | I'm one... Yolanda? | I'm one... Yolanda? |
531 | 00:22:03,530 | 00:22:05,160 | What's-- uh...? Hey. | What's-- uh...? Hey. |
532 | 00:22:06,742 | 00:22:07,582 | Why are you here? | Why are you here? |
533 | 00:22:07,659 | 00:22:10,039 | I was trying to return your call and I got worried. | I was trying to return your call and I got worried. |
534 | 00:22:10,120 | 00:22:12,370 | I thought you might have been tied up, naked and afraid. | I thought you might have been tied up, naked and afraid. |
535 | 00:22:12,956 | 00:22:14,666 | [moaning] | [moaning] |
536 | 00:22:14,750 | 00:22:16,000 | I guess that comes later. | I guess that comes later. |
537 | 00:22:17,627 | 00:22:18,747 | Look, uh... | Look, uh... |
538 | 00:22:18,837 | 00:22:20,797 | -I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. -[moaning] | -I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. -[moaning] |
539 | 00:22:20,881 | 00:22:22,801 | I-- I just called you with an update, that's all. | I-- I just called you with an update, that's all. |
540 | 00:22:23,175 | 00:22:24,125 | Oh, what's the update? | Oh, what's the update? |
541 | 00:22:24,885 | 00:22:27,095 | -Uh, I got Jocelyn's route. -Ah. | -Uh, I got Jocelyn's route. -Ah. |
542 | 00:22:27,179 | 00:22:29,059 | She's on her way from Chattanooga to Tallahassee. | She's on her way from Chattanooga to Tallahassee. |
543 | 00:22:29,139 | 00:22:30,059 | [Michelle moans] | [Michelle moans] |
544 | 00:22:30,140 | 00:22:32,930 | Her supervisor says sometimes she stops at the LaGrange Motel, | Her supervisor says sometimes she stops at the LaGrange Motel, |
545 | 00:22:33,477 | 00:22:34,517 | down the 85 South. | down the 85 South. |
546 | 00:22:34,728 | 00:22:35,728 | -All right. -Yeah. | -All right. -Yeah. |
547 | 00:22:35,812 | 00:22:36,982 | -Yeah. -Yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah. |
548 | 00:22:37,064 | 00:22:39,654 | So, later, me and the girls, we'll head out there | So, later, me and the girls, we'll head out there |
549 | 00:22:39,775 | 00:22:41,315 | and, um... you know... | and, um... you know... |
550 | 00:22:41,443 | 00:22:43,573 | Hey, you still got that CB radio in your RV? | Hey, you still got that CB radio in your RV? |
551 | 00:22:43,862 | 00:22:44,742 | I do. | I do. |
552 | 00:22:44,821 | 00:22:45,781 | -Yeah? -Mm-hm. | -Yeah? -Mm-hm. |
553 | 00:22:46,740 | 00:22:47,910 | No! | No! |
554 | 00:22:47,991 | 00:22:49,741 | -[Michelle moans] -[Bowser] Uh... | -[Michelle moans] -[Bowser] Uh... |
555 | 00:22:50,160 | 00:22:52,410 | -Should I get it? -I guess it could crawl up here. | -Should I get it? -I guess it could crawl up here. |
556 | 00:22:52,704 | 00:22:54,334 | [Michelle continues moaning] | [Michelle continues moaning] |
557 | 00:22:55,082 | 00:22:56,792 | I had a nightmare that started like this once. | I had a nightmare that started like this once. |
558 | 00:23:00,128 | 00:23:01,878 | What are you doing here, Michelle? | What are you doing here, Michelle? |
559 | 00:23:02,547 | 00:23:04,377 | What are any of us doing here... | What are any of us doing here... |
560 | 00:23:05,050 | 00:23:06,590 | if you really think about it? | if you really think about it? |
561 | 00:23:07,886 | 00:23:10,926 | [sighs] I'm meeting producers for my new record. | [sighs] I'm meeting producers for my new record. |
562 | 00:23:11,014 | 00:23:11,854 | Mm. | Mm. |
563 | 00:23:11,932 | 00:23:16,142 | It's a concept album about the path to radical self-care, | It's a concept album about the path to radical self-care, |
564 | 00:23:16,228 | 00:23:19,938 | refilling the soul with self-love and self-acceptance. | refilling the soul with self-love and self-acceptance. |
565 | 00:23:20,023 | 00:23:21,863 | It sounds very selfish. | It sounds very selfish. |
566 | 00:23:21,942 | 00:23:22,862 | Oh. | Oh. |
567 | 00:23:22,943 | 00:23:25,403 | Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand my process. | Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand my process. |
568 | 00:23:25,946 | 00:23:27,906 | Also, something called out to me, | Also, something called out to me, |
569 | 00:23:27,989 | 00:23:29,949 | made me feel drawn here to Bowser. | made me feel drawn here to Bowser. |
570 | 00:23:30,033 | 00:23:31,373 | Was it your pathological need | Was it your pathological need |
571 | 00:23:31,451 | 00:23:33,451 | to never let me have anything for myself? | to never let me have anything for myself? |
572 | 00:23:33,912 | 00:23:34,912 | Just spitballing. | Just spitballing. |
573 | 00:23:35,622 | 00:23:37,122 | Bowser told me you saw the post. | Bowser told me you saw the post. |
574 | 00:23:39,876 | 00:23:42,246 | You two look... good together. | You two look... good together. |
575 | 00:23:42,337 | 00:23:45,337 | I mean, your energies are completely incompatible. | I mean, your energies are completely incompatible. |
576 | 00:23:45,424 | 00:23:49,144 | [chuckles] Yeah, I suppose we'd have to have an ugly divorce | [chuckles] Yeah, I suppose we'd have to have an ugly divorce |
577 | 00:23:49,219 | 00:23:50,389 | to be as close as y'all two. | to be as close as y'all two. |
578 | 00:23:50,470 | 00:23:54,600 | Oh, sweetie, are you catching feelings for him... again? | Oh, sweetie, are you catching feelings for him... again? |
579 | 00:23:55,058 | 00:23:56,388 | I know what you're up to, Michelle, | I know what you're up to, Michelle, |
580 | 00:23:56,476 | 00:23:57,806 | and you can't ask him for a loan, | and you can't ask him for a loan, |
581 | 00:23:57,894 | 00:23:58,984 | -or a down payment on a car... -I'm not. | -or a down payment on a car... -I'm not. |
582 | 00:23:59,062 | 00:24:00,112 | ...or a place to stay. | ...or a place to stay. |
583 | 00:24:00,188 | 00:24:01,228 | He is just getting back on his feet. | He is just getting back on his feet. |
584 | 00:24:01,314 | 00:24:02,694 | Don't worry so much. | Don't worry so much. |
585 | 00:24:02,774 | 00:24:05,244 | I pulled the Four of Wands for Bowser's next year. | I pulled the Four of Wands for Bowser's next year. |
586 | 00:24:05,986 | 00:24:09,276 | Success, victory, joy, love. | Success, victory, joy, love. |
587 | 00:24:09,364 | 00:24:11,124 | Maybe a romantic reunion. | Maybe a romantic reunion. |
588 | 00:24:11,199 | 00:24:13,119 | Oh, his aura is very bright-- | Oh, his aura is very bright-- |
589 | 00:24:13,201 | 00:24:14,581 | Por favor, Michèlle! | Por favor, Michèlle! |
590 | 00:24:14,661 | 00:24:16,041 | His aura is shit! | His aura is shit! |
591 | 00:24:16,121 | 00:24:17,661 | He is still hung up on you | He is still hung up on you |
592 | 00:24:17,747 | 00:24:19,957 | living paycheck-to-paycheck, barely hangin' on. | living paycheck-to-paycheck, barely hangin' on. |
593 | 00:24:20,041 | 00:24:22,291 | You run him around again, and he will be knocked flat. | You run him around again, and he will be knocked flat. |
594 | 00:24:22,377 | 00:24:23,207 | [Bowser] Wow. | [Bowser] Wow. |
595 | 00:24:26,548 | 00:24:28,508 | I didn't realize I was so delicate. | I didn't realize I was so delicate. |
596 | 00:24:29,301 | 00:24:30,721 | -Bowser. -No, no, no. | -Bowser. -No, no, no. |
597 | 00:24:30,802 | 00:24:32,392 | "Barely hanging on, huh? | "Barely hanging on, huh? |
598 | 00:24:34,097 | 00:24:35,267 | Good to know that's how you see me. | Good to know that's how you see me. |
599 | 00:24:35,348 | 00:24:39,438 | B, clearly Yolanda doesn't believe in your growth potential. | B, clearly Yolanda doesn't believe in your growth potential. |
600 | 00:24:39,603 | 00:24:40,443 | But I do. | But I do. |
601 | 00:24:40,854 | 00:24:41,984 | [Yolanda] That's right. | [Yolanda] That's right. |
602 | 00:24:42,063 | 00:24:43,323 | You believed in him so hard | You believed in him so hard |
603 | 00:24:43,398 | 00:24:46,778 | that you up and left as soon as shit got the tiniest bit tough, right? | that you up and left as soon as shit got the tiniest bit tough, right? |
604 | 00:24:47,277 | 00:24:48,737 | Great. This is just great. | Great. This is just great. |
605 | 00:24:50,238 | 00:24:52,448 | I'm tired of seeing history repeat itself. | I'm tired of seeing history repeat itself. |
606 | 00:24:53,492 | 00:24:55,872 | I am not going to pick up the pieces with you again. | I am not going to pick up the pieces with you again. |
607 | 00:24:58,288 | 00:24:59,118 | Noted. | Noted. |
608 | 00:25:03,210 | 00:25:05,090 | [door opens and closes] | [door opens and closes] |
609 | 00:25:05,754 | 00:25:07,804 | [Anderson] Father, we commit this animal to you. | [Anderson] Father, we commit this animal to you. |
610 | 00:25:08,215 | 00:25:09,925 | We thank you for its life, | We thank you for its life, |
611 | 00:25:11,134 | 00:25:12,224 | for its sustenance. | for its sustenance. |
612 | 00:25:14,346 | 00:25:15,716 | And for time with family. | And for time with family. |
613 | 00:25:16,223 | 00:25:17,063 | Amen. | Amen. |
614 | 00:25:17,682 | 00:25:18,562 | -Amen. -Amen. | -Amen. -Amen. |
615 | 00:25:18,642 | 00:25:20,562 | Did Dee-daw teach mom to shoot? | Did Dee-daw teach mom to shoot? |
616 | 00:25:21,311 | 00:25:23,441 | You know, I don't recall to be honest. | You know, I don't recall to be honest. |
617 | 00:25:23,522 | 00:25:24,442 | Well, he must've. | Well, he must've. |
618 | 00:25:26,650 | 00:25:28,150 | Where do you hunt in Savannah? | Where do you hunt in Savannah? |
619 | 00:25:28,235 | 00:25:29,985 | [chuckling] I don't know, honey. | [chuckling] I don't know, honey. |
620 | 00:25:31,029 | 00:25:33,279 | You never went hunting with her or Dee-daw? | You never went hunting with her or Dee-daw? |
621 | 00:25:33,823 | 00:25:34,663 | I did not. | I did not. |
622 | 00:25:34,908 | 00:25:37,658 | No, she'd-- she'd given that up by the time we met. | No, she'd-- she'd given that up by the time we met. |
623 | 00:25:39,079 | 00:25:40,079 | No, she hadn't. | No, she hadn't. |
624 | 00:25:40,914 | 00:25:42,174 | You guys went shooting with Deacon. | You guys went shooting with Deacon. |
625 | 00:25:42,249 | 00:25:43,999 | Man, you're like a dog with a bone. | Man, you're like a dog with a bone. |
626 | 00:25:44,709 | 00:25:45,539 | Wait. | Wait. |
627 | 00:25:46,253 | 00:25:48,303 | Of course, you never went hunting with Dee-daw. | Of course, you never went hunting with Dee-daw. |
628 | 00:25:48,380 | 00:25:49,460 | He died before you guys met. | He died before you guys met. |
629 | 00:25:49,756 | 00:25:50,836 | -Right. -Right. | -Right. -Right. |
630 | 00:25:53,218 | 00:25:54,218 | I guess it makes sense | I guess it makes sense |
631 | 00:25:54,302 | 00:25:56,682 | that she doesn't like talking about Mee-maw or Dee-daw much. | that she doesn't like talking about Mee-maw or Dee-daw much. |
632 | 00:25:56,763 | 00:25:58,523 | I wouldn't want to talk about it either | I wouldn't want to talk about it either |
633 | 00:25:58,598 | 00:26:01,558 | if my parents died in a jet crash in the Rockies. | if my parents died in a jet crash in the Rockies. |
634 | 00:26:01,643 | 00:26:02,733 | That's exactly right. | That's exactly right. |
635 | 00:26:05,522 | 00:26:07,152 | It was the Appalachian Mountains, Dad. | It was the Appalachian Mountains, Dad. |
636 | 00:26:08,024 | 00:26:09,824 | They crashed into the Appalachian Mountains. | They crashed into the Appalachian Mountains. |
637 | 00:26:10,986 | 00:26:13,276 | I don't know where the plane crashed, Blair. | I don't know where the plane crashed, Blair. |
638 | 00:26:13,446 | 00:26:14,816 | The point is that it crashed! | The point is that it crashed! |
639 | 00:26:15,198 | 00:26:17,738 | And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet! | And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet! |
640 | 00:26:18,410 | 00:26:20,290 | Please, just be quiet! | Please, just be quiet! |
641 | 00:26:21,830 | 00:26:23,460 | Daggum, Deacon, get her going. | Daggum, Deacon, get her going. |
642 | 00:26:25,917 | 00:26:26,997 | [flesh ripping] | [flesh ripping] |
643 | 00:26:27,752 | 00:26:28,882 | [Sterling] He yelled at you? | [Sterling] He yelled at you? |
644 | 00:26:28,962 | 00:26:30,672 | Yeah. And got sweaty. | Yeah. And got sweaty. |
645 | 00:26:30,755 | 00:26:33,675 | and his face turned red like a guava. | and his face turned red like a guava. |
646 | 00:26:33,758 | 00:26:34,678 | Guava's are pink. | Guava's are pink. |
647 | 00:26:34,759 | 00:26:36,339 | Fine, then his face got all pink. | Fine, then his face got all pink. |
648 | 00:26:36,428 | 00:26:38,178 | But, like, a fiery, angry pink. | But, like, a fiery, angry pink. |
649 | 00:26:39,180 | 00:26:40,060 | What did he say? | What did he say? |
650 | 00:26:41,016 | 00:26:42,016 | "Be quiet." | "Be quiet." |
651 | 00:26:42,100 | 00:26:43,100 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
652 | 00:26:43,935 | 00:26:45,055 | Oh, that is awful. | Oh, that is awful. |
653 | 00:26:45,145 | 00:26:45,975 | I know. | I know. |
654 | 00:26:47,063 | 00:26:48,773 | He is definitely hiding something. | He is definitely hiding something. |
655 | 00:26:48,857 | 00:26:51,227 | Something about Mom and Mee-maw and Dee-daw. | Something about Mom and Mee-maw and Dee-daw. |
656 | 00:26:51,318 | 00:26:52,528 | [cell phone rings] | [cell phone rings] |
657 | 00:26:53,612 | 00:26:55,452 | Hey, babe. I can't talk right now. | Hey, babe. I can't talk right now. |
658 | 00:26:55,530 | 00:26:56,990 | [Miles] Well, then why'd you answer? | [Miles] Well, then why'd you answer? |
659 | 00:26:57,490 | 00:26:58,870 | Because it would be rude not to. | Because it would be rude not to. |
660 | 00:26:58,950 | 00:27:01,200 | I miss you. You've been MIA all week. | I miss you. You've been MIA all week. |
661 | 00:27:01,286 | 00:27:02,696 | Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. | Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. |
662 | 00:27:02,787 | 00:27:04,497 | I miss you, too. I've just been... | I miss you, too. I've just been... |
663 | 00:27:05,457 | 00:27:07,667 | Well, I've been super, super busy | Well, I've been super, super busy |
664 | 00:27:07,751 | 00:27:10,091 | just, like, with school, and Chloe, | just, like, with school, and Chloe, |
665 | 00:27:10,170 | 00:27:12,460 | and polishing my lacrosse stick. | and polishing my lacrosse stick. |
666 | 00:27:13,256 | 00:27:14,916 | Okay. All right. Well, um... | Okay. All right. Well, um... |
667 | 00:27:15,008 | 00:27:16,928 | I gotta go. I promise I'll call you tonight. | I gotta go. I promise I'll call you tonight. |
668 | 00:27:19,054 | 00:27:20,064 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
669 | 00:27:20,138 | 00:27:21,598 | Yeah, no vacancies. | Yeah, no vacancies. |
670 | 00:27:21,931 | 00:27:23,561 | You know what I hate about Yolanda? | You know what I hate about Yolanda? |
671 | 00:27:24,100 | 00:27:25,020 | She's smug. | She's smug. |
672 | 00:27:25,644 | 00:27:26,734 | Which is a real feat, | Which is a real feat, |
673 | 00:27:26,811 | 00:27:29,271 | especially when everything is apparently going to shit. You know? | especially when everything is apparently going to shit. You know? |
674 | 00:27:29,898 | 00:27:31,518 | People change, things work out, | People change, things work out, |
675 | 00:27:31,608 | 00:27:33,398 | the sun rises and it's a new day. | the sun rises and it's a new day. |
676 | 00:27:34,319 | 00:27:35,319 | Wow. | Wow. |
677 | 00:27:35,904 | 00:27:39,284 | You are getting back together with old, dirty rag Michelle, aren't you? | You are getting back together with old, dirty rag Michelle, aren't you? |
678 | 00:27:39,366 | 00:27:40,486 | No! | No! |
679 | 00:27:40,659 | 00:27:42,409 | I don't know. Maybe? | I don't know. Maybe? |
680 | 00:27:42,494 | 00:27:44,084 | [groans] Bowser! | [groans] Bowser! |
681 | 00:27:44,746 | 00:27:46,916 | Sterling, let's play top five reasons | Sterling, let's play top five reasons |
682 | 00:27:46,998 | 00:27:49,578 | Bowser is going to end up dead in a ditch somewhere | Bowser is going to end up dead in a ditch somewhere |
683 | 00:27:49,668 | 00:27:51,128 | with a Michelle sticking out of his arm. | with a Michelle sticking out of his arm. |
684 | 00:27:51,211 | 00:27:53,051 | I am not addicted, all right? | I am not addicted, all right? |
685 | 00:27:53,797 | 00:27:55,627 | Um, do-- do you really think that people change? | Um, do-- do you really think that people change? |
686 | 00:27:55,715 | 00:27:57,005 | Like, if someone likes you like a friend, | Like, if someone likes you like a friend, |
687 | 00:27:57,092 | 00:27:58,842 | maybe tomorrow they'll change their mind? | maybe tomorrow they'll change their mind? |
688 | 00:27:58,927 | 00:28:01,217 | Sure. You gotta trust that good things are coming. | Sure. You gotta trust that good things are coming. |
689 | 00:28:02,138 | 00:28:03,218 | Surrender to the universe. | Surrender to the universe. |
690 | 00:28:03,306 | 00:28:05,556 | Excuse me, who are you talking about? | Excuse me, who are you talking about? |
691 | 00:28:06,142 | 00:28:07,442 | Chase Colton? Huh? | Chase Colton? Huh? |
692 | 00:28:07,977 | 00:28:09,017 | Oh, no, no, no, no. | Oh, no, no, no, no. |
693 | 00:28:09,104 | 00:28:11,274 | No one in particular, just a hypothetical. | No one in particular, just a hypothetical. |
694 | 00:28:11,481 | 00:28:12,321 | Advice. | Advice. |
695 | 00:28:12,399 | 00:28:13,979 | -From Bowser? -Yeah. | -From Bowser? -Yeah. |
696 | 00:28:15,193 | 00:28:16,403 | -Really? -He's right here. | -Really? -He's right here. |
697 | 00:28:16,736 | 00:28:18,696 | -Okay, thanks. -You should totally go for Chase. | -Okay, thanks. -You should totally go for Chase. |
698 | 00:28:19,155 | 00:28:21,825 | I used to think that he was really boring and bad at math, | I used to think that he was really boring and bad at math, |
699 | 00:28:21,908 | 00:28:25,328 | but he changed his hair part really deep left | but he changed his hair part really deep left |
700 | 00:28:25,412 | 00:28:28,372 | -and he looks so, so good. -Hm. | -and he looks so, so good. -Hm. |
701 | 00:28:31,960 | 00:28:33,090 | Is that them? Is that the Durbins? | Is that them? Is that the Durbins? |
702 | 00:28:33,169 | 00:28:34,299 | Hey hey... | Hey hey... |
703 | 00:28:38,633 | 00:28:39,633 | Wow, see? | Wow, see? |
704 | 00:28:40,635 | 00:28:41,755 | If you choose Michelle, | If you choose Michelle, |
705 | 00:28:42,220 | 00:28:43,470 | this is who you'll end up like, | this is who you'll end up like, |
706 | 00:28:44,055 | 00:28:47,015 | just a couple of junkies jonesing for their next fix. | just a couple of junkies jonesing for their next fix. |
707 | 00:28:47,100 | 00:28:49,020 | Thank you, Dr. fucking Freud. | Thank you, Dr. fucking Freud. |
708 | 00:28:49,477 | 00:28:50,307 | Is this a drug deal? | Is this a drug deal? |
709 | 00:28:50,395 | 00:28:52,475 | Is this, like... with drugs and stuff? | Is this, like... with drugs and stuff? |
710 | 00:28:52,564 | 00:28:54,154 | -Is that what's happening right now? -Yeah. | -Is that what's happening right now? -Yeah. |
711 | 00:28:54,232 | 00:28:55,692 | -Come on. Let's go. -[Sterling sighs] | -Come on. Let's go. -[Sterling sighs] |
712 | 00:29:15,253 | 00:29:16,093 | [cocks gun] | [cocks gun] |
713 | 00:29:16,921 | 00:29:18,421 | -[groans] -Last resort. | -[groans] -Last resort. |
714 | 00:29:18,506 | 00:29:19,756 | There's a drug deal happening! | There's a drug deal happening! |
715 | 00:29:19,841 | 00:29:21,261 | Last resort! Put it away now! | Last resort! Put it away now! |
716 | 00:29:22,719 | 00:29:24,299 | All right. Stay behind me. | All right. Stay behind me. |
717 | 00:29:24,387 | 00:29:25,427 | This could get hairy. | This could get hairy. |
718 | 00:29:25,513 | 00:29:26,513 | Don't you trust us? | Don't you trust us? |
719 | 00:29:26,973 | 00:29:29,853 | Yeah. Trust us like you trust the universe. | Yeah. Trust us like you trust the universe. |
720 | 00:29:30,268 | 00:29:32,438 | We're professionals and adults. | We're professionals and adults. |
721 | 00:29:33,021 | 00:29:35,231 | There is nothing behind that door that we cannot handle | There is nothing behind that door that we cannot handle |
722 | 00:29:35,815 | 00:29:37,355 | -What the fuck? -Nobody move! | -What the fuck? -Nobody move! |
723 | 00:29:38,067 | 00:29:39,857 | -Eww. -They're naked! | -Eww. -They're naked! |
724 | 00:29:39,944 | 00:29:41,074 | Get the fuck out of here! | Get the fuck out of here! |
725 | 00:29:41,154 | 00:29:43,034 | Yeah, we've got the room for the next 45 minutes. | Yeah, we've got the room for the next 45 minutes. |
726 | 00:29:43,573 | 00:29:44,413 | Gary Durbin? | Gary Durbin? |
727 | 00:29:45,492 | 00:29:46,872 | -No. Why is it purple? -Oh, god. | -No. Why is it purple? -Oh, god. |
728 | 00:29:46,951 | 00:29:48,161 | [Bowser] You're under arrest. | [Bowser] You're under arrest. |
729 | 00:29:48,244 | 00:29:49,624 | I'm a bail enforcement officer. | I'm a bail enforcement officer. |
730 | 00:29:49,871 | 00:29:52,671 | -Move away from the human pyramid here. -[Blair] Sorry, guys. | -Move away from the human pyramid here. -[Blair] Sorry, guys. |
731 | 00:29:52,749 | 00:29:54,539 | Okay. Don't everybody move! | Okay. Don't everybody move! |
732 | 00:29:54,959 | 00:29:56,669 | -[both scream] -Cold! | -[both scream] -Cold! |
733 | 00:29:56,753 | 00:29:57,803 | What the fuck? Get down! | What the fuck? Get down! |
734 | 00:29:58,421 | 00:30:00,381 | -[Blair] Are you okay? -[Sterling] Yeah! | -[Blair] Are you okay? -[Sterling] Yeah! |
735 | 00:30:00,465 | 00:30:01,335 | Stupid bitches! | Stupid bitches! |
736 | 00:30:02,175 | 00:30:04,715 | -[screams] -Sterl! Watch out, Bowser! | -[screams] -Sterl! Watch out, Bowser! |
737 | 00:30:05,345 | 00:30:07,595 | -[groans] -Get out of here, Gary! | -[groans] -Get out of here, Gary! |
738 | 00:30:08,973 | 00:30:09,933 | Go! Go! Go! | Go! Go! Go! |
739 | 00:30:12,977 | 00:30:14,647 | -He's naked! -And fast! | -He's naked! -And fast! |
740 | 00:30:19,150 | 00:30:20,190 | Watch out! | Watch out! |
741 | 00:30:21,152 | 00:30:21,992 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
742 | 00:30:23,071 | 00:30:24,361 | -Ow! -Are you okay? | -Ow! -Are you okay? |
743 | 00:30:24,447 | 00:30:27,027 | [Bowser] He's getting away! Sterl! Last resort! | [Bowser] He's getting away! Sterl! Last resort! |
744 | 00:30:27,116 | 00:30:29,076 | -Shoot him? -No! Shoot the lights! | -Shoot him? -No! Shoot the lights! |
745 | 00:30:34,958 | 00:30:35,788 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
746 | 00:30:37,335 | 00:30:39,415 | [groans] | [groans] |
747 | 00:30:41,297 | 00:30:43,377 | Yeah! Yeah! | Yeah! Yeah! |
748 | 00:30:43,716 | 00:30:44,876 | Yeah, that's my girl. | Yeah, that's my girl. |
749 | 00:30:46,344 | 00:30:47,264 | [Sterling] Don't roll! | [Sterling] Don't roll! |
750 | 00:30:47,345 | 00:30:48,885 | Sir, your front stuff! | Sir, your front stuff! |
751 | 00:30:48,972 | 00:30:50,102 | [groans] | [groans] |
752 | 00:30:50,181 | 00:30:51,931 | Um, sir? I'm going to cuff you now. | Um, sir? I'm going to cuff you now. |
753 | 00:30:52,016 | 00:30:53,226 | Put your hands where we can-- | Put your hands where we can-- |
754 | 00:30:53,309 | 00:30:56,939 | [screams] Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna cuff-- I'm gonna cuff your feet. | [screams] Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna cuff-- I'm gonna cuff your feet. |
755 | 00:30:58,606 | 00:31:00,726 | Are you kiddin' me, Gary? Amphetamines? | Are you kiddin' me, Gary? Amphetamines? |
756 | 00:31:00,817 | 00:31:02,817 | What did I tell you about what we share? | What did I tell you about what we share? |
757 | 00:31:02,902 | 00:31:04,282 | Share if there's blood in your poop. | Share if there's blood in your poop. |
758 | 00:31:04,696 | 00:31:06,816 | And share if you've committed a crime! | And share if you've committed a crime! |
759 | 00:31:07,365 | 00:31:08,525 | Did you ever sell to Edwards? | Did you ever sell to Edwards? |
760 | 00:31:08,992 | 00:31:12,082 | Because he is six months sober and I swear to God, Gary-- | Because he is six months sober and I swear to God, Gary-- |
761 | 00:31:12,161 | 00:31:13,411 | I didn't sell to Edwards. | I didn't sell to Edwards. |
762 | 00:31:13,705 | 00:31:15,115 | And I don't have blood in my poop. | And I don't have blood in my poop. |
763 | 00:31:15,456 | 00:31:17,206 | -It's black. -Your poop is black? | -It's black. -Your poop is black? |
764 | 00:31:18,042 | 00:31:20,002 | Shit, Gary! That's blood! | Shit, Gary! That's blood! |
765 | 00:31:20,086 | 00:31:21,626 | Okay, he could have eaten an Oreo. | Okay, he could have eaten an Oreo. |
766 | 00:31:22,297 | 00:31:24,547 | -We have to get him to a doctor. -Not on my watch, friends. | -We have to get him to a doctor. -Not on my watch, friends. |
767 | 00:31:25,091 | 00:31:26,221 | Can you open the door for me? | Can you open the door for me? |
768 | 00:31:26,301 | 00:31:27,841 | -Okay. -Come on, black poop, let's go. | -Okay. -Come on, black poop, let's go. |
769 | 00:31:28,386 | 00:31:30,596 | [Jocelyn] He never listened to me. Anything I said. | [Jocelyn] He never listened to me. Anything I said. |
770 | 00:31:33,641 | 00:31:37,191 | So... y'all three are in a relationship? | So... y'all three are in a relationship? |
771 | 00:31:37,478 | 00:31:38,478 | How can you tell? | How can you tell? |
772 | 00:31:39,480 | 00:31:40,520 | How did that happen? | How did that happen? |
773 | 00:31:40,690 | 00:31:42,780 | Did she approach you or...? | Did she approach you or...? |
774 | 00:31:42,859 | 00:31:44,109 | I met Tina at a bar. | I met Tina at a bar. |
775 | 00:31:44,193 | 00:31:46,953 | We talked about it and then we took it for a spin. | We talked about it and then we took it for a spin. |
776 | 00:31:47,822 | 00:31:48,702 | But what did you say? | But what did you say? |
777 | 00:31:48,781 | 00:31:50,281 | How did y'all broach the subject? | How did y'all broach the subject? |
778 | 00:31:50,366 | 00:31:51,826 | -[scoffs] Well-- -I've got this friend | -[scoffs] Well-- -I've got this friend |
779 | 00:31:51,910 | 00:31:53,410 | and she doesn't know that I like her, | and she doesn't know that I like her, |
780 | 00:31:53,494 | 00:31:55,464 | and we're religious so I don't know what to say | and we're religious so I don't know what to say |
781 | 00:31:55,538 | 00:31:57,418 | or if she's going to tell my parents, | or if she's going to tell my parents, |
782 | 00:31:57,707 | 00:31:59,417 | or my teachers, | or my teachers, |
783 | 00:31:59,584 | 00:32:02,054 | or the pastor, who loves married people having sex | or the pastor, who loves married people having sex |
784 | 00:32:02,128 | 00:32:05,918 | but not non-married women having sex with other women. | but not non-married women having sex with other women. |
785 | 00:32:06,007 | 00:32:08,007 | Not that I'm a lesbian. I like penises, too, right? | Not that I'm a lesbian. I like penises, too, right? |
786 | 00:32:08,426 | 00:32:09,426 | That's your call, honey. | That's your call, honey. |
787 | 00:32:10,303 | 00:32:11,143 | Right. | Right. |
788 | 00:32:11,387 | 00:32:12,847 | Listen, either way, I have to tell her soon | Listen, either way, I have to tell her soon |
789 | 00:32:12,931 | 00:32:15,811 | because if keep it inside any longer, I'm gonna die. | because if keep it inside any longer, I'm gonna die. |
790 | 00:32:17,852 | 00:32:18,732 | Well, look. | Well, look. |
791 | 00:32:19,812 | 00:32:21,272 | I think you should just start slow. | I think you should just start slow. |
792 | 00:32:21,773 | 00:32:25,193 | Throw out the bait, see if she bites, and go from there. | Throw out the bait, see if she bites, and go from there. |
793 | 00:32:26,319 | 00:32:27,359 | You really think that'll work? | You really think that'll work? |
794 | 00:32:27,445 | 00:32:29,775 | My husband's going to jail with glass in his feet. | My husband's going to jail with glass in his feet. |
795 | 00:32:29,864 | 00:32:30,994 | I don't fucking know. | I don't fucking know. |
796 | 00:32:31,074 | 00:32:31,954 | Language. | Language. |
797 | 00:32:32,367 | 00:32:33,367 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
798 | 00:32:34,702 | 00:32:35,542 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
799 | 00:32:36,204 | 00:32:37,754 | [Bowser] Sterling! Let's go! | [Bowser] Sterling! Let's go! |
800 | 00:32:38,289 | 00:32:39,119 | Yep. | Yep. |
801 | 00:32:40,917 | 00:32:43,287 | Well, I think we'll get points for style and accuracy. | Well, I think we'll get points for style and accuracy. |
802 | 00:32:43,378 | 00:32:45,298 | Your lamb looks like it's bleeding out. | Your lamb looks like it's bleeding out. |
803 | 00:32:46,214 | 00:32:47,304 | -Is it too much? -No. | -Is it too much? -No. |
804 | 00:32:49,634 | 00:32:50,764 | We make a really good team. | We make a really good team. |
805 | 00:32:51,052 | 00:32:51,892 | I guess so. | I guess so. |
806 | 00:32:52,971 | 00:32:53,891 | You're less... | You're less... |
807 | 00:32:54,806 | 00:32:56,426 | blinky in your own home. | blinky in your own home. |
808 | 00:32:57,058 | 00:32:59,268 | And you did what I told you to, which felt good. | And you did what I told you to, which felt good. |
809 | 00:33:00,478 | 00:33:01,438 | I aim to please. | I aim to please. |
810 | 00:33:01,521 | 00:33:02,521 | Noted. | Noted. |
811 | 00:33:08,319 | 00:33:09,949 | You know who's also a really good team? | You know who's also a really good team? |
812 | 00:33:10,363 | 00:33:11,743 | Naomi and Ruth from the Bible. | Naomi and Ruth from the Bible. |
813 | 00:33:11,823 | 00:33:13,243 | I really like that story. | I really like that story. |
814 | 00:33:13,449 | 00:33:14,449 | Yeah, me too, actually. | Yeah, me too, actually. |
815 | 00:33:14,534 | 00:33:15,374 | Really? | Really? |
816 | 00:33:15,785 | 00:33:16,735 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
817 | 00:33:16,828 | 00:33:19,618 | Two women left on their own who make the best of a bad situation, | Two women left on their own who make the best of a bad situation, |
818 | 00:33:19,706 | 00:33:21,786 | securing their fortune without the help of a man? | securing their fortune without the help of a man? |
819 | 00:33:24,794 | 00:33:26,054 | I read that they were together. | I read that they were together. |
820 | 00:33:26,170 | 00:33:27,130 | Yeah, of course they were together. | Yeah, of course they were together. |
821 | 00:33:27,213 | 00:33:28,343 | Women couldn't travel alone back then. | Women couldn't travel alone back then. |
822 | 00:33:28,423 | 00:33:31,933 | No, um... like, "together-together," | No, um... like, "together-together," |
823 | 00:33:32,135 | 00:33:34,635 | like, they cleaved or whatever. | like, they cleaved or whatever. |
824 | 00:33:34,721 | 00:33:35,641 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
825 | 00:33:35,722 | 00:33:38,892 | What do you mean, "cleaved"? Like... "sex"? | What do you mean, "cleaved"? Like... "sex"? |
826 | 00:33:39,183 | 00:33:41,603 | Yeah. It's the same Hebrew word, | Yeah. It's the same Hebrew word, |
827 | 00:33:41,686 | 00:33:43,186 | like Naomi cleaved to Ruth | like Naomi cleaved to Ruth |
828 | 00:33:43,271 | 00:33:45,651 | like how Adam cleaved to Eve. | like how Adam cleaved to Eve. |
829 | 00:33:46,983 | 00:33:50,073 | [scoffs] That's a loose interpretation. | [scoffs] That's a loose interpretation. |
830 | 00:33:50,153 | 00:33:51,783 | Well, what about Jonathan and David? | Well, what about Jonathan and David? |
831 | 00:33:51,863 | 00:33:54,323 | Jonathan grew "full" thinking about David. | Jonathan grew "full" thinking about David. |
832 | 00:33:54,407 | 00:33:55,617 | "Full," like, erect. | "Full," like, erect. |
833 | 00:33:55,700 | 00:33:58,040 | Okay. What about the Apostle Paul? | Okay. What about the Apostle Paul? |
834 | 00:33:58,119 | 00:34:01,579 | Romans 1:26: "For this reason, God gave them up to degrading passions. | Romans 1:26: "For this reason, God gave them up to degrading passions. |
835 | 00:34:01,664 | 00:34:03,794 | Their women exchanged natural intercourse | Their women exchanged natural intercourse |
836 | 00:34:03,875 | 00:34:05,375 | -for unnatural--" -I hate Paul. | -for unnatural--" -I hate Paul. |
837 | 00:34:06,836 | 00:34:08,086 | The Apostle Paul? | The Apostle Paul? |
838 | 00:34:08,171 | 00:34:09,381 | He's so annoying. | He's so annoying. |
839 | 00:34:09,756 | 00:34:12,506 | He also said that women should learn in silence. | He also said that women should learn in silence. |
840 | 00:34:13,426 | 00:34:15,546 | Like, "You smile and shush, Paul." | Like, "You smile and shush, Paul." |
841 | 00:34:16,596 | 00:34:18,766 | Why should the Bible be a rule book for sex, anyway? | Why should the Bible be a rule book for sex, anyway? |
842 | 00:34:18,848 | 00:34:20,098 | It's 2000 years old. | It's 2000 years old. |
843 | 00:34:20,183 | 00:34:22,603 | It contradicts itself in, like, a bajillion different places. | It contradicts itself in, like, a bajillion different places. |
844 | 00:34:22,685 | 00:34:26,355 | Its big points are "love thy neighbor" and "protect the poor," | Its big points are "love thy neighbor" and "protect the poor," |
845 | 00:34:26,439 | 00:34:29,149 | but all anybody can ever talk about is sex and purity, | but all anybody can ever talk about is sex and purity, |
846 | 00:34:29,233 | 00:34:32,113 | and one man and one woman, r-- right? | and one man and one woman, r-- right? |
847 | 00:34:34,322 | 00:34:36,992 | I'm sorry... what are you saying? | I'm sorry... what are you saying? |
848 | 00:34:38,451 | 00:34:42,331 | Um... Just that Naomi and Ruth kick butt, that's all. | Um... Just that Naomi and Ruth kick butt, that's all. |
849 | 00:34:45,625 | 00:34:46,455 | Okay. | Okay. |
850 | 00:34:49,837 | 00:34:50,667 | All right. | All right. |
851 | 00:34:50,755 | 00:34:52,005 | Get you some drink there, greenie. | Get you some drink there, greenie. |
852 | 00:34:53,424 | 00:34:54,884 | -Yeah. -[knocking] | -Yeah. -[knocking] |
853 | 00:34:55,676 | 00:34:56,506 | Hey. | Hey. |
854 | 00:34:57,095 | 00:34:58,095 | Here's your check. | Here's your check. |
855 | 00:34:58,179 | 00:34:59,259 | Oh. | Oh. |
856 | 00:34:59,347 | 00:35:00,177 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
857 | 00:35:00,807 | 00:35:01,807 | Hey, look, um... | Hey, look, um... |
858 | 00:35:03,601 | 00:35:06,061 | I know you think you know what me and Michelle got. | I know you think you know what me and Michelle got. |
859 | 00:35:06,646 | 00:35:09,396 | And I'll admit, there is a pattern. | And I'll admit, there is a pattern. |
860 | 00:35:10,858 | 00:35:11,728 | But you're not in it. | But you're not in it. |
861 | 00:35:12,693 | 00:35:14,323 | So you don't know what it could be. | So you don't know what it could be. |
862 | 00:35:14,403 | 00:35:16,823 | And I have changed. I don't care what you think. | And I have changed. I don't care what you think. |
863 | 00:35:17,365 | 00:35:20,075 | And if I've changed, change is possible. | And if I've changed, change is possible. |
864 | 00:35:22,370 | 00:35:23,330 | Actually... | Actually... |
865 | 00:35:24,997 | 00:35:26,327 | I should apologize. | I should apologize. |
866 | 00:35:27,041 | 00:35:28,501 | It really is none of my business | It really is none of my business |
867 | 00:35:29,252 | 00:35:31,172 | and I shouldn't have said any of that, | and I shouldn't have said any of that, |
868 | 00:35:31,254 | 00:35:32,884 | not to the girls and not to you. | not to the girls and not to you. |
869 | 00:35:33,881 | 00:35:34,761 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
870 | 00:35:36,801 | 00:35:38,761 | I don't know that many people here in Atlanta. | I don't know that many people here in Atlanta. |
871 | 00:35:39,387 | 00:35:40,217 | Truth is... | Truth is... |
872 | 00:35:41,389 | 00:35:42,969 | you're one of my best friends. | you're one of my best friends. |
873 | 00:35:44,016 | 00:35:45,766 | I don't want to see you get hurt... | I don't want to see you get hurt... |
874 | 00:35:47,353 | 00:35:49,483 | or say you're one with nature. | or say you're one with nature. |
875 | 00:35:49,564 | 00:35:51,444 | [snickers] | [snickers] |
876 | 00:35:52,984 | 00:35:54,404 | But it's your life, Bowser. | But it's your life, Bowser. |
877 | 00:35:55,570 | 00:35:56,860 | You know what's best for you. | You know what's best for you. |
878 | 00:36:07,623 | 00:36:08,793 | Congrats on the skip. | Congrats on the skip. |
879 | 00:36:15,423 | 00:36:16,923 | [Blair] Are we here at the wrong time? | [Blair] Are we here at the wrong time? |
880 | 00:36:17,008 | 00:36:18,048 | No, I'm re-reading it. | No, I'm re-reading it. |
881 | 00:36:18,134 | 00:36:20,684 | It says, "8:00 p.m. family meeting," in her text, | It says, "8:00 p.m. family meeting," in her text, |
882 | 00:36:20,761 | 00:36:22,051 | and it's 7:59. | and it's 7:59. |
883 | 00:36:22,346 | 00:36:24,136 | She's always two minutes early. | She's always two minutes early. |
884 | 00:36:24,974 | 00:36:26,184 | [groans] | [groans] |
885 | 00:36:26,267 | 00:36:27,097 | I feel sick. | I feel sick. |
886 | 00:36:27,393 | 00:36:28,983 | Dad knew I was so suspicious. | Dad knew I was so suspicious. |
887 | 00:36:29,061 | 00:36:30,441 | There's no way he didn't tell her. | There's no way he didn't tell her. |
888 | 00:36:30,521 | 00:36:33,521 | Well, maybe it's not about the gun or the storage unit or anything, you know? | Well, maybe it's not about the gun or the storage unit or anything, you know? |
889 | 00:36:33,608 | 00:36:36,568 | Maybe... Maybe Chloe's got a new walk schedule or something. | Maybe... Maybe Chloe's got a new walk schedule or something. |
890 | 00:36:37,278 | 00:36:38,948 | No, I want it to be about that stuff. | No, I want it to be about that stuff. |
891 | 00:36:39,197 | 00:36:40,947 | If they don't talk about it, I'm going to confront them. | If they don't talk about it, I'm going to confront them. |
892 | 00:36:41,032 | 00:36:42,032 | Confront who? | Confront who? |
893 | 00:36:42,450 | 00:36:44,830 | Um, Ezekiel and Hannah B. They mimicked me. | Um, Ezekiel and Hannah B. They mimicked me. |
894 | 00:36:45,411 | 00:36:46,251 | Oh. | Oh. |
895 | 00:36:46,329 | 00:36:49,459 | We have some questions for the two of you, actually. | We have some questions for the two of you, actually. |
896 | 00:36:49,874 | 00:36:51,634 | That's what we'd like to talk to you about. | That's what we'd like to talk to you about. |
897 | 00:36:52,335 | 00:36:54,955 | [Anderson] Blair seemed curious on the trip. | [Anderson] Blair seemed curious on the trip. |
898 | 00:36:55,296 | 00:36:56,256 | And... | And... |
899 | 00:36:56,339 | 00:36:58,759 | I sometimes forget... | I sometimes forget... |
900 | 00:37:00,092 | 00:37:01,392 | parts of your mother's life. | parts of your mother's life. |
901 | 00:37:01,469 | 00:37:05,429 | And then we realized that we haven't really shared... | And then we realized that we haven't really shared... |
902 | 00:37:05,514 | 00:37:06,854 | -Mm. -...much with you. | -Mm. -...much with you. |
903 | 00:37:06,933 | 00:37:08,943 | No, and that is mostly my fault. | No, and that is mostly my fault. |
904 | 00:37:09,560 | 00:37:12,810 | Y'all know that I've had a difficult time talking about Mee-maw and Dee-daw, | Y'all know that I've had a difficult time talking about Mee-maw and Dee-daw, |
905 | 00:37:12,897 | 00:37:14,567 | but I never really explained why. | but I never really explained why. |
906 | 00:37:15,900 | 00:37:18,320 | Well, um... before they left for the airport, | Well, um... before they left for the airport, |
907 | 00:37:19,403 | 00:37:20,953 | the three of us got into a big fight. | the three of us got into a big fight. |
908 | 00:37:22,114 | 00:37:24,244 | I'd snuck out of the house to go to a party | I'd snuck out of the house to go to a party |
909 | 00:37:24,659 | 00:37:27,789 | and, um... well, they found out and confronted me | and, um... well, they found out and confronted me |
910 | 00:37:27,870 | 00:37:30,330 | and... I disrespected them. | and... I disrespected them. |
911 | 00:37:31,791 | 00:37:33,171 | I said some awful things. | I said some awful things. |
912 | 00:37:33,584 | 00:37:34,594 | What things? | What things? |
913 | 00:37:35,044 | 00:37:35,884 | Well... | Well... |
914 | 00:37:37,546 | 00:37:38,876 | girls, I, uh... | girls, I, uh... |
915 | 00:37:42,051 | 00:37:45,811 | I told them that... I hated them. | I told them that... I hated them. |
916 | 00:37:47,056 | 00:37:48,426 | You should've seen Dee-daw's face. | You should've seen Dee-daw's face. |
917 | 00:37:49,392 | 00:37:51,942 | I told him they were... pathetic | I told him they were... pathetic |
918 | 00:37:52,019 | 00:37:53,769 | and old and out of touch, you know. | and old and out of touch, you know. |
919 | 00:37:55,439 | 00:37:57,939 | Anyway, they left to go fly to New York. | Anyway, they left to go fly to New York. |
920 | 00:37:58,025 | 00:37:59,605 | I refused to say goodbye and that was that, | I refused to say goodbye and that was that, |
921 | 00:37:59,694 | 00:38:00,744 | I never saw them again. | I never saw them again. |
922 | 00:38:02,196 | 00:38:03,486 | So, I don't talk much... | So, I don't talk much... |
923 | 00:38:04,407 | 00:38:06,947 | about Savannah or my life there. | about Savannah or my life there. |
924 | 00:38:07,660 | 00:38:09,370 | Or huntin' with Dee-daw... | Or huntin' with Dee-daw... |
925 | 00:38:10,246 | 00:38:11,706 | because I just can't. | because I just can't. |
926 | 00:38:13,040 | 00:38:13,870 | But... | But... |
927 | 00:38:15,293 | 00:38:16,383 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
928 | 00:38:16,460 | 00:38:18,420 | girls, I need you to know that I love you. | girls, I need you to know that I love you. |
929 | 00:38:18,921 | 00:38:20,341 | Oh, I love you so much and... | Oh, I love you so much and... |
930 | 00:38:22,091 | 00:38:23,511 | I do want you to know me. | I do want you to know me. |
931 | 00:38:25,511 | 00:38:26,431 | So, um... | So, um... |
932 | 00:38:26,887 | 00:38:28,007 | Here. [chuckles] | Here. [chuckles] |
933 | 00:38:32,268 | 00:38:33,768 | -[exhales deeply] -Oh! | -[exhales deeply] -Oh! |
934 | 00:38:36,897 | 00:38:39,817 | Oh, Mom, your little baby rollers! | Oh, Mom, your little baby rollers! |
935 | 00:38:39,900 | 00:38:41,190 | That was mama's first perm. | That was mama's first perm. |
936 | 00:38:41,277 | 00:38:42,397 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
937 | 00:38:45,114 | 00:38:46,454 | [Debbie] That was by our house. | [Debbie] That was by our house. |
938 | 00:38:47,700 | 00:38:49,160 | We used to walk down to the candy store | We used to walk down to the candy store |
939 | 00:38:49,243 | 00:38:51,123 | and make ourselves just sick on Lemonheads. | and make ourselves just sick on Lemonheads. |
940 | 00:38:53,205 | 00:38:54,245 | Something wrong, honey? | Something wrong, honey? |
941 | 00:38:56,500 | 00:38:57,500 | No, I-- I... | No, I-- I... |
942 | 00:38:59,003 | 00:39:00,253 | I thought that maybe... | I thought that maybe... |
943 | 00:39:04,342 | 00:39:06,552 | I don't know what I thought, actually. | I don't know what I thought, actually. |
944 | 00:39:07,636 | 00:39:08,546 | Can I keep this? | Can I keep this? |
945 | 00:39:08,637 | 00:39:10,637 | Yeah. It's yours. This is all yours now. | Yeah. It's yours. This is all yours now. |
946 | 00:39:11,932 | 00:39:13,232 | I'm gonna go to bed now. | I'm gonna go to bed now. |
947 | 00:39:22,818 | 00:39:23,648 | Oh. | Oh. |
948 | 00:39:25,613 | 00:39:27,203 | Hey, Blairsy. | Hey, Blairsy. |
949 | 00:39:27,573 | 00:39:28,413 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
950 | 00:39:28,866 | 00:39:29,946 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
951 | 00:39:30,534 | 00:39:34,214 | I-- I know you might have been expecting something more exciting, but... | I-- I know you might have been expecting something more exciting, but... |
952 | 00:39:34,705 | 00:39:35,535 | I wasn't. | I wasn't. |
953 | 00:39:36,040 | 00:39:36,870 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
954 | 00:39:37,625 | 00:39:39,455 | Questioning stuff is important. | Questioning stuff is important. |
955 | 00:39:40,920 | 00:39:42,460 | I don't want you to lose that. | I don't want you to lose that. |
956 | 00:39:44,048 | 00:39:44,878 | Never. | Never. |
957 | 00:39:45,966 | 00:39:46,796 | You hear me? | You hear me? |
958 | 00:39:48,052 | 00:39:48,892 | Sure. | Sure. |
959 | 00:39:49,595 | 00:39:50,425 | Look... | Look... |
960 | 00:39:53,808 | 00:39:55,808 | You know, I had a really good time hunting with you. | You know, I had a really good time hunting with you. |
961 | 00:39:58,854 | 00:40:00,154 | We should do that again sometime. | We should do that again sometime. |
962 | 00:40:02,316 | 00:40:03,146 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
963 | 00:40:04,318 | 00:40:05,148 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
964 | 00:40:06,612 | 00:40:07,452 | Goodnight. | Goodnight. |
965 | 00:40:15,121 | 00:40:16,291 | [mouthing] | [mouthing] |
966 | 00:40:20,918 | 00:40:21,918 | [door opens] | [door opens] |
967 | 00:40:22,753 | 00:40:23,753 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
968 | 00:40:24,422 | 00:40:25,802 | [slow, jazzy music playing] | [slow, jazzy music playing] |
969 | 00:40:25,881 | 00:40:27,931 | Hey. What's this? | Hey. What's this? |
970 | 00:40:28,008 | 00:40:30,178 | Ooh, a celebration. [chuckles] | Ooh, a celebration. [chuckles] |
971 | 00:40:30,261 | 00:40:31,221 | Oh? | Oh? |
972 | 00:40:31,303 | 00:40:32,763 | So I met with that producer. | So I met with that producer. |
973 | 00:40:33,347 | 00:40:34,967 | Oh, yeah? | Oh, yeah? |
974 | 00:40:35,057 | 00:40:38,637 | Baby, I didn't realize how expensive it is to produce an album. | Baby, I didn't realize how expensive it is to produce an album. |
975 | 00:40:38,727 | 00:40:40,017 | -Oh. -Mm-hm. | -Oh. -Mm-hm. |
976 | 00:40:40,104 | 00:40:42,984 | He asked if we can go digital on the trumpets. | He asked if we can go digital on the trumpets. |
977 | 00:40:43,065 | 00:40:45,815 | [flutters lips] I was, like, "No, of course not. | [flutters lips] I was, like, "No, of course not. |
978 | 00:40:45,901 | 00:40:47,321 | I don't want to be laughed off the radio." | I don't want to be laughed off the radio." |
979 | 00:40:47,778 | 00:40:51,158 | So that'll be another 2,000, 3,000. | So that'll be another 2,000, 3,000. |
980 | 00:40:51,240 | 00:40:52,950 | -Is that right? -Mm-hm. | -Is that right? -Mm-hm. |
981 | 00:40:53,033 | 00:40:57,123 | But then he played my demo over the phone for this financier | But then he played my demo over the phone for this financier |
982 | 00:40:57,913 | 00:41:00,123 | and he wants to finance the whole album! | and he wants to finance the whole album! |
983 | 00:41:00,958 | 00:41:02,458 | All 23 tracks! | All 23 tracks! |
984 | 00:41:03,002 | 00:41:04,172 | -Really? -Mm-hm. | -Really? -Mm-hm. |
985 | 00:41:04,753 | 00:41:07,303 | We start laying them down on Monday. | We start laying them down on Monday. |
986 | 00:41:07,381 | 00:41:08,421 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
987 | 00:41:09,049 | 00:41:10,589 | -Mmm. -Wow. | -Mmm. -Wow. |
988 | 00:41:12,052 | 00:41:14,052 | Hey. What happened to all your stuff? | Hey. What happened to all your stuff? |
989 | 00:41:14,680 | 00:41:15,510 | Oh, well... | Oh, well... |
990 | 00:41:16,474 | 00:41:17,684 | I found a place. | I found a place. |
991 | 00:41:18,225 | 00:41:20,555 | It's just a little apartment over a hookah bar, | It's just a little apartment over a hookah bar, |
992 | 00:41:21,312 | 00:41:26,782 | but... I was thinking that if we're gonna have a real shot, | but... I was thinking that if we're gonna have a real shot, |
993 | 00:41:27,568 | 00:41:30,278 | we should start slow and switch things up a bit. | we should start slow and switch things up a bit. |
994 | 00:41:31,030 | 00:41:32,820 | -[exhales deeply] -What do you say? | -[exhales deeply] -What do you say? |
995 | 00:41:32,907 | 00:41:33,987 | Does that sound good? | Does that sound good? |
996 | 00:41:35,451 | 00:41:36,951 | -Mm. -Wait, wait. | -Mm. -Wait, wait. |
997 | 00:41:37,036 | 00:41:38,076 | Um... | Um... |
998 | 00:41:39,246 | 00:41:40,116 | You've changed, right? | You've changed, right? |
999 | 00:41:41,499 | 00:41:46,209 | I mean, we were fiending for each other pretty... pretty bad back then, and... | I mean, we were fiending for each other pretty... pretty bad back then, and... |
1000 | 00:41:47,796 | 00:41:48,916 | we're different now. | we're different now. |
1001 | 00:41:49,381 | 00:41:50,421 | -Change? -Yeah. | -Change? -Yeah. |
1002 | 00:41:50,508 | 00:41:52,218 | You're telling me to change? | You're telling me to change? |
1003 | 00:41:52,301 | 00:41:54,141 | [chuckles] I don't need to change. | [chuckles] I don't need to change. |
1004 | 00:41:54,220 | 00:41:55,430 | You're the one that stopped trying. | You're the one that stopped trying. |
1005 | 00:42:00,142 | 00:42:00,982 | [sets glass down] | [sets glass down] |
1006 | 00:42:02,728 | 00:42:04,148 | -Okay. -Mm. | -Okay. -Mm. |
1007 | 00:42:04,855 | 00:42:06,975 | Well, I think now it's time for me to try something new. | Well, I think now it's time for me to try something new. |
1008 | 00:42:07,316 | 00:42:08,686 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1009 | 00:42:08,776 | 00:42:10,026 | -Something new? -Yeah. | -Something new? -Yeah. |
1010 | 00:42:10,110 | 00:42:11,860 | Or something gently used? | Or something gently used? |
1011 | 00:42:13,364 | 00:42:16,454 | Come on, B. She doesn't get you like I get you. | Come on, B. She doesn't get you like I get you. |
1012 | 00:42:16,909 | 00:42:18,539 | She doesn't see the whole man, | She doesn't see the whole man, |
1013 | 00:42:18,619 | 00:42:21,499 | with all your good parts, your faults, | with all your good parts, your faults, |
1014 | 00:42:21,580 | 00:42:23,330 | your nooks and crannies. | your nooks and crannies. |
1015 | 00:42:23,415 | 00:42:25,785 | Well, you know what? I'm older now. | Well, you know what? I'm older now. |
1016 | 00:42:26,335 | 00:42:28,955 | My nooks? They shifted. | My nooks? They shifted. |
1017 | 00:42:33,217 | 00:42:34,217 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
1018 | 00:42:36,136 | 00:42:37,256 | You will regret this. | You will regret this. |
1019 | 00:42:38,681 | 00:42:40,271 | Well, as the old saying goes, | Well, as the old saying goes, |
1020 | 00:42:41,141 | 00:42:41,981 | "Bye." | "Bye." |
1021 | 00:42:44,520 | 00:42:45,810 | [clicking] | [clicking] |
1022 | 00:42:55,531 | 00:42:57,741 | [clicking pen] | [clicking pen] |
1023 | 00:43:00,369 | 00:43:01,329 | Luke and Lorna... | Luke and Lorna... |
1024 | 00:43:02,288 | 00:43:03,328 | Noah's Ark. | Noah's Ark. |
1025 | 00:43:04,915 | 00:43:05,745 | B plus. | B plus. |
1026 | 00:43:05,833 | 00:43:07,213 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
1027 | 00:43:07,293 | 00:43:09,343 | Those animals were very, uh... | Those animals were very, uh... |
1028 | 00:43:10,296 | 00:43:11,416 | [clears throat]... specific. | [clears throat]... specific. |
1029 | 00:43:12,798 | 00:43:14,758 | Ezequiel and Hannah B... | Ezequiel and Hannah B... |
1030 | 00:43:15,926 | 00:43:16,756 | C minus. | C minus. |
1031 | 00:43:17,219 | 00:43:19,639 | -What, why? -Because it's cardboard, you slackers. | -What, why? -Because it's cardboard, you slackers. |
1032 | 00:43:19,722 | 00:43:21,312 | Thick cardboard. | Thick cardboard. |
1033 | 00:43:22,516 | 00:43:23,886 | Sterling and April... | Sterling and April... |
1034 | 00:43:25,102 | 00:43:26,692 | Solomon's Temple. | Solomon's Temple. |
1035 | 00:43:29,064 | 00:43:32,824 | A-plus-plus-double-plus. | A-plus-plus-double-plus. |
1036 | 00:43:32,901 | 00:43:34,651 | One hundred and ten percent. | One hundred and ten percent. |
1037 | 00:43:34,737 | 00:43:36,317 | -[squeals] -We get extra points? | -[squeals] -We get extra points? |
1038 | 00:43:36,447 | 00:43:37,867 | No. Those are figures of speech, | No. Those are figures of speech, |
1039 | 00:43:37,948 | 00:43:40,328 | but you do have ten more ticks of my love, if that matters. | but you do have ten more ticks of my love, if that matters. |
1040 | 00:43:40,409 | 00:43:41,409 | I hope it does. | I hope it does. |
1041 | 00:43:41,493 | 00:43:42,453 | Oh, April. | Oh, April. |
1042 | 00:43:42,911 | 00:43:43,911 | [whispering] You did it. | [whispering] You did it. |
1043 | 00:43:44,455 | 00:43:45,365 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
1044 | 00:43:45,456 | 00:43:48,536 | Okay, okay, now the rest of the presentations will be tomorrow | Okay, okay, now the rest of the presentations will be tomorrow |
1045 | 00:43:48,626 | 00:43:50,206 | -and the bar has been set. -[giggles] | -and the bar has been set. -[giggles] |
1046 | 00:43:50,294 | 00:43:53,054 | "It is as high as the heavens are from the earth." | "It is as high as the heavens are from the earth." |
1047 | 00:43:53,130 | 00:43:54,970 | Name that verse. Name that verse. | Name that verse. Name that verse. |
1048 | 00:43:55,049 | 00:43:56,969 | -[boy] It's in the Bible. -In the Bible. Yes. | -[boy] It's in the Bible. -In the Bible. Yes. |
1049 | 00:43:57,384 | 00:43:58,224 | I forgive you. | I forgive you. |
1050 | 00:43:59,678 | 00:44:01,308 | For what? I'm not sorry. | For what? I'm not sorry. |
1051 | 00:44:06,477 | 00:44:07,307 | Great temple. | Great temple. |
1052 | 00:44:07,728 | 00:44:08,898 | -Great ark. -Uh... | -Great ark. -Uh... |
1053 | 00:44:08,979 | 00:44:10,439 | The giraffes were her idea. | The giraffes were her idea. |
1054 | 00:44:10,522 | 00:44:12,152 | I would never do that to their necks. | I would never do that to their necks. |
1055 | 00:44:13,567 | 00:44:14,987 | You can go out with her if you want. | You can go out with her if you want. |
1056 | 00:44:16,111 | 00:44:16,951 | No. | No. |
1057 | 00:44:17,821 | 00:44:19,241 | I only love you, Sterling. | I only love you, Sterling. |
1058 | 00:44:19,323 | 00:44:20,283 | [Ellen] Y'all. Y'all. | [Ellen] Y'all. Y'all. |
1059 | 00:44:20,366 | 00:44:21,576 | Excuse me. I'm sorry. | Excuse me. I'm sorry. |
1060 | 00:44:21,659 | 00:44:22,699 | Sterling? Sterling? | Sterling? Sterling? |
1061 | 00:44:22,785 | 00:44:26,285 | Could y'all just move this masterpiece in here for me? | Could y'all just move this masterpiece in here for me? |
1062 | 00:44:26,830 | 00:44:28,540 | I don't want to hurt anybody else's feelings, | I don't want to hurt anybody else's feelings, |
1063 | 00:44:28,624 | 00:44:29,674 | but the rest is kind of garbage. | but the rest is kind of garbage. |
1064 | 00:44:29,750 | 00:44:32,290 | This is like the Ark of the Covenant. | This is like the Ark of the Covenant. |
1065 | 00:44:32,836 | 00:44:34,666 | I'm going to use it as the centerpiece | I'm going to use it as the centerpiece |
1066 | 00:44:35,339 | 00:44:37,469 | for my mid-semester open house. | for my mid-semester open house. |
1067 | 00:44:37,966 | 00:44:39,506 | [whispering] Okay, put it right there. | [whispering] Okay, put it right there. |
1068 | 00:44:40,052 | 00:44:42,052 | [groans] I gotta tee-tee something fierce. | [groans] I gotta tee-tee something fierce. |
1069 | 00:44:42,137 | 00:44:44,057 | -[giggles] -Here, will you lock up for me? | -[giggles] -Here, will you lock up for me? |
1070 | 00:44:44,139 | 00:44:45,139 | Okay. | Okay. |
1071 | 00:44:45,224 | 00:44:46,734 | Good job today. | Good job today. |
1072 | 00:44:46,809 | 00:44:48,639 | Good job. See, you did it. | Good job. See, you did it. |
1073 | 00:44:48,727 | 00:44:51,937 | What a team, right? I love you girls. Ooh. | What a team, right? I love you girls. Ooh. |
1074 | 00:44:54,400 | 00:44:55,980 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
1075 | 00:44:57,069 | 00:44:58,199 | An A-plus. | An A-plus. |
1076 | 00:44:58,278 | 00:45:00,488 | Well, it was all you. You're a really good leader. | Well, it was all you. You're a really good leader. |
1077 | 00:45:00,572 | 00:45:01,952 | [scoffs] No, you were right. | [scoffs] No, you were right. |
1078 | 00:45:02,032 | 00:45:03,872 | As is Ellen, shockingly. | As is Ellen, shockingly. |
1079 | 00:45:04,952 | 00:45:06,162 | We make a pretty good team. | We make a pretty good team. |
1080 | 00:45:06,870 | 00:45:07,710 | Yes, we do. | Yes, we do. |
1081 | 00:45:11,834 | 00:45:13,964 | You know, my dad used to call my family a team. | You know, my dad used to call my family a team. |
1082 | 00:45:14,837 | 00:45:18,467 | And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself | And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself |
1083 | 00:45:18,549 | 00:45:21,009 | because Team Stevens wins. | because Team Stevens wins. |
1084 | 00:45:22,094 | 00:45:23,054 | No matter what. | No matter what. |
1085 | 00:45:24,221 | 00:45:26,271 | Team Stevens is perfect. | Team Stevens is perfect. |
1086 | 00:45:28,642 | 00:45:29,812 | Except that it's not | Except that it's not |
1087 | 00:45:30,018 | 00:45:32,438 | because the team captain... | because the team captain... |
1088 | 00:45:34,064 | 00:45:34,904 | beats women... | beats women... |
1089 | 00:45:35,941 | 00:45:37,281 | and breaks the law, | and breaks the law, |
1090 | 00:45:37,776 | 00:45:40,066 | and makes my mom mortgage the lake house | and makes my mom mortgage the lake house |
1091 | 00:45:40,154 | 00:45:41,364 | for stupid... | for stupid... |
1092 | 00:45:42,364 | 00:45:44,204 | fucking legal fees. | fucking legal fees. |
1093 | 00:45:45,117 | 00:45:46,697 | Well, that's bullshit. | Well, that's bullshit. |
1094 | 00:45:47,202 | 00:45:48,912 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
1095 | 00:45:52,666 | 00:45:55,086 | I think the worst part of it is I thought we were close. | I think the worst part of it is I thought we were close. |
1096 | 00:45:56,545 | 00:45:57,705 | But he... | But he... |
1097 | 00:45:59,339 | 00:46:00,549 | lied to me. | lied to me. |
1098 | 00:46:01,091 | 00:46:03,051 | And if he can lie, anyone can. | And if he can lie, anyone can. |
1099 | 00:46:03,886 | 00:46:06,306 | Why can't people just tell the truth? | Why can't people just tell the truth? |
1100 | 00:46:06,388 | 00:46:07,638 | Is that so hard? | Is that so hard? |
1101 | 00:46:09,433 | 00:46:10,393 | [object clatters] | [object clatters] |
1102 | 00:46:10,476 | 00:46:11,476 | [Sterling shudders] | [Sterling shudders] |
1103 | 00:46:11,560 | 00:46:13,690 | I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. | I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. |
1104 | 00:46:13,771 | 00:46:14,611 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
1105 | 00:46:16,648 | 00:46:17,518 | I'm sor... | I'm sor... |
1106 | 00:46:21,862 | 00:46:23,322 | [shuddering] | [shuddering] |
1107 | 00:46:27,451 | 00:46:29,451 | ["Hit It Hard" playing] | ["Hit It Hard" playing] |
1108 | 00:46:30,120 | 00:46:31,290 | ♪ Uh ♪ | ♪ Uh ♪ |
1109 | 00:46:32,581 | 00:46:34,121 | ♪ Like this ♪ | ♪ Like this ♪ |
1110 | 00:46:34,708 | 00:46:36,668 | ♪ Wanna get you home, wanna make ya moan ♪ | ♪ Wanna get you home, wanna make ya moan ♪ |
1111 | 00:46:37,836 | 00:46:39,506 | ♪Wanna get you in my pleasure dome ♪ | ♪Wanna get you in my pleasure dome ♪ |
1112 | 00:46:41,006 | 00:46:42,796 | ♪ Wanna make you hot Get your pistol cocked ♪ | ♪ Wanna make you hot Get your pistol cocked ♪ |
1113 | 00:46:44,134 | 00:46:46,014 | ♪ Gonna get ya if you're ready or not ♪ | ♪ Gonna get ya if you're ready or not ♪ |
1114 | 00:46:47,513 | 00:46:49,183 | - ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪Let's hit it hard ♪ | - ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪Let's hit it hard ♪ |
1115 | 00:46:49,264 | 00:46:51,234 | -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ | -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge ♪ |
1116 | 00:46:51,308 | 00:46:54,268 | -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ | -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ -♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ |
1117 | 00:46:54,353 | 00:46:57,063 | -♪ You wanna go, then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's go, let me know ♪ | -♪ You wanna go, then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's go, let me know ♪ |
1118 | 00:46:57,147 | 00:46:58,687 | -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ | -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ |
1119 | 00:46:58,774 | 00:47:00,824 | -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪ You never had it so ♪ | -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪ You never had it so ♪ |
1120 | 00:47:00,901 | 00:47:02,441 | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ |
1121 | 00:47:02,528 | 00:47:03,948 | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ |
1122 | 00:47:04,029 | 00:47:05,569 | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ |
1123 | 00:47:05,656 | 00:47:07,156 | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ |
1124 | 00:47:07,241 | 00:47:08,701 | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ |
1125 | 00:47:08,784 | 00:47:10,244 | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ |
1126 | 00:47:10,327 | 00:47:11,867 | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ |
1127 | 00:47:11,954 | 00:47:13,714 | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ |
1128 | 00:47:14,915 | 00:47:16,785 | ♪ Wanna hear ya hum my ding a ling ♪ | ♪ Wanna hear ya hum my ding a ling ♪ |
1129 | 00:47:18,043 | 00:47:20,133 | ♪ Gonna help ya stick but not cling ♪ | ♪ Gonna help ya stick but not cling ♪ |
1130 | 00:47:21,213 | 00:47:23,223 | ♪ Lets break on out of this Sing Sing ♪ | ♪ Lets break on out of this Sing Sing ♪ |
1131 | 00:47:24,550 | 00:47:26,340 | ♪ Do me a favor and hold that thing ♪ | ♪ Do me a favor and hold that thing ♪ |
1132 | 00:47:27,553 | 00:47:29,473 | ♪ Some people think I'm conduit ♪ | ♪ Some people think I'm conduit ♪ |
1133 | 00:47:30,848 | 00:47:32,468 | ♪ Wondering if I'm getting it ♪ | ♪ Wondering if I'm getting it ♪ |
1134 | 00:47:33,851 | 00:47:35,851 | ♪ Well now ya know I don't have to prove it ♪ | ♪ Well now ya know I don't have to prove it ♪ |
1135 | 00:47:37,187 | 00:47:39,147 | ♪ Stay a while and I'll get to move it ♪ | ♪ Stay a while and I'll get to move it ♪ |
1136 | 00:47:40,190 | 00:47:42,070 | ♪ I wanna feel your lust ♪ | ♪ I wanna feel your lust ♪ |
1137 | 00:47:43,360 | 00:47:45,110 | ♪ I know I'm gonna bust ♪ | ♪ I know I'm gonna bust ♪ |
1138 | 00:47:46,321 | 00:47:48,241 | ♪ It's a must must must ♪ | ♪ It's a must must must ♪ |
1139 | 00:47:49,658 | 00:47:50,988 | ♪ Tell the others, eat your dust ♪ | ♪ Tell the others, eat your dust ♪ |
1140 | 00:47:51,076 | 00:47:52,786 | -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ | -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ -♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ |
1141 | 00:47:52,870 | 00:47:56,040 | -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ | -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ -♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ |
1142 | 00:47:56,123 | 00:47:58,753 | -♪ Then take control, you wanna go ♪ -♪ Then take control, let's go ♪ | -♪ Then take control, you wanna go ♪ -♪ Then take control, let's go ♪ |
1143 | 00:47:58,834 | 00:48:00,384 | -♪ Then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's me know ♪ | -♪ Then let me know ♪ -♪ Let's me know ♪ |
1144 | 00:48:00,460 | 00:48:01,960 | -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ | -♪ You want it bad ♪ -♪ How bad? ♪ |
1145 | 00:48:02,045 | 00:48:03,955 | -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪You never had it so ♪ | -♪ You never had it so ♪ -♪You never had it so ♪ |
1146 | 00:48:04,047 | 00:48:05,627 | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪Uh ♪ | -♪ Get up on the floor ♪ -♪Uh ♪ |
1147 | 00:48:05,716 | 00:48:07,126 | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ | -♪ Show me what it's for ♪ -♪ Uh ♪ |
1148 | 00:48:07,217 | 00:48:08,717 | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ | ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ |
1149 | 00:48:08,802 | 00:48:10,262 | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ |
1150 | 00:48:10,345 | 00:48:11,845 | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ |
1151 | 00:48:11,930 | 00:48:13,430 | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ |
1152 | 00:48:13,515 | 00:48:15,015 | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ |
1153 | 00:48:15,100 | 00:48:16,600 | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ |
1154 | 00:48:16,685 | 00:48:18,185 | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ |
1155 | 00:48:18,270 | 00:48:19,770 | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ |
1156 | 00:48:19,855 | 00:48:21,395 | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ |
1157 | 00:48:21,481 | 00:48:22,941 | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ |
1158 | 00:48:23,025 | 00:48:24,735 | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ | ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ |
1159 | 00:48:24,818 | 00:48:26,188 | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ | ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ |