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1	00:00:27,736	00:00:28,736	[cell phone buzzes]	[cell phone buzzes]
2	00:00:44,836	00:00:46,206	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
3	00:00:51,176	00:00:53,426	[shouts indistinctly]	[shouts indistinctly]
4	00:00:53,511	00:00:54,681	Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!	Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
5	00:00:55,638	00:00:58,638	-What? I didn't hear my alarm go off. -That's 'cause it's only 6:23.	-What? I didn't hear my alarm go off. -That's 'cause it's only 6:23.
6	00:00:59,059	00:01:00,769	Oh, give me my seven more minutes,	Oh, give me my seven more minutes,
7	00:01:00,852	00:01:02,152	-for the love of the Lord. -No!	-for the love of the Lord. -No!
8	00:01:02,228	00:01:03,938	I can't wait to tell you any longer.	I can't wait to tell you any longer.
9	00:01:04,731	00:01:05,861	Oh, no. Did someone die?	Oh, no. Did someone die?
10	00:01:05,940	00:01:07,070	Please, don't let anyone be dead.	Please, don't let anyone be dead.
11	00:01:07,150	00:01:09,360	No one died, except my former child-self,	No one died, except my former child-self,
12	00:01:09,444	00:01:11,324	who was murdered by sex!	who was murdered by sex!
13	00:01:12,322	00:01:13,782	Miles and I had sex last night.	Miles and I had sex last night.
14	00:01:13,865	00:01:14,865	[squeals]	[squeals]
15	00:01:14,949	00:01:17,789	You've been waiting for so long for this moment.	You've been waiting for so long for this moment.
16	00:01:17,869	00:01:19,409	I don't even know what you're gonna obsess over now.	I don't even know what you're gonna obsess over now.
17	00:01:19,496	00:01:20,326	Hey, shut up!	Hey, shut up!
18	00:01:20,413	00:01:22,173	Well, tell me everything. How was it?	Well, tell me everything. How was it?
19	00:01:22,248	00:01:24,878	Okay, the first time was really slow,	Okay, the first time was really slow,
20	00:01:24,959	00:01:27,339	and romantic, and sweet, and gentle.	and romantic, and sweet, and gentle.
21	00:01:27,796	00:01:29,376	Wait. The first time?	Wait. The first time?
22	00:01:29,464	00:01:30,674	Yes. And then the third time	Yes. And then the third time
23	00:01:30,757	00:01:32,837	was really this just surprised continuation	was really this just surprised continuation
24	00:01:32,926	00:01:34,176	of the end of the second time,	of the end of the second time,
25	00:01:34,260	00:01:37,060	but the fourth time was the best time.	but the fourth time was the best time.
26	00:01:37,514	00:01:39,684	You had sex four times in one night?	You had sex four times in one night?
27	00:01:39,766	00:01:40,596	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
28	00:01:40,683	00:01:43,313	I didn't know that was possible. Why was the fourth time the best?	I didn't know that was possible. Why was the fourth time the best?
29	00:01:43,394	00:01:45,694	Because that was the time I had an orgasm	Because that was the time I had an orgasm
30	00:01:45,939	00:01:47,899	while he was inside of me.	while he was inside of me.
31	00:01:48,608	00:01:49,728	I had a sex-gasm.	I had a sex-gasm.
32	00:01:50,568	00:01:52,068	-You did? -Yes!	-You did? -Yes!
33	00:01:52,862	00:01:56,282	And it was, like, so different than when I do it to myself, you know?	And it was, like, so different than when I do it to myself, you know?
34	00:01:56,366	00:01:58,026	But it was also different than when	But it was also different than when
35	00:01:58,118	00:01:59,788	Miles made it happen with other stuff.	Miles made it happen with other stuff.
36	00:01:59,869	00:02:01,699	I can't really explain it. It was, like, deeper.	I can't really explain it. It was, like, deeper.
37	00:02:01,788	00:02:04,788	I saw fireworks or, like, fire dancers.	I saw fireworks or, like, fire dancers.
38	00:02:04,874	00:02:06,964	People eating fire. I don't know.	People eating fire. I don't know.
39	00:02:07,710	00:02:09,670	What did you see the first time you came with Luke?	What did you see the first time you came with Luke?
40	00:02:10,755	00:02:11,705	Oh. Um...	Oh. Um...
41	00:02:11,798	00:02:14,008	Like, balls of fire and God.	Like, balls of fire and God.
42	00:02:14,092	00:02:15,972	He asked about Chloe, he's so nice.	He asked about Chloe, he's so nice.
43	00:02:17,011	00:02:17,851	Cool.	Cool.
44	00:02:19,430	00:02:20,970	I'm sorry that I asked about Luke.	I'm sorry that I asked about Luke.
45	00:02:21,432	00:02:22,392	Are you doing okay?	Are you doing okay?
46	00:02:22,475	00:02:23,725	Oh, better than him.	Oh, better than him.
47	00:02:26,104	00:02:29,154	Oh, my God, 27 text messages.	Oh, my God, 27 text messages.
48	00:02:29,232	00:02:30,112	Poor guy.	Poor guy.
49	00:02:31,234	00:02:33,864	Actually, props for his Bitmoji. It's, like, really accurate.	Actually, props for his Bitmoji. It's, like, really accurate.
50	00:02:33,945	00:02:35,655	I don't know what to say. You know?	I don't know what to say. You know?
51	00:02:35,738	00:02:38,118	Like... I don't want him to hurt,	Like... I don't want him to hurt,
52	00:02:39,367	00:02:42,037	but I'm not actually feeling sad about it.	but I'm not actually feeling sad about it.
53	00:02:42,745	00:02:44,405	And I'm trying to. Like...	And I'm trying to. Like...
54	00:02:44,873	00:02:47,213	Like, last night, I watched a really serious movie	Like, last night, I watched a really serious movie
55	00:02:47,292	00:02:48,502	to try and make myself cry	to try and make myself cry
56	00:02:48,585	00:02:50,415	and I just ended up feeling really smart and happy	and I just ended up feeling really smart and happy
57	00:02:50,503	00:02:51,383	because it had subtitles.	because it had subtitles.
58	00:02:51,462	00:02:54,262	[scoffs] You never could have watched that with Luke. He reads so slow.	[scoffs] You never could have watched that with Luke. He reads so slow.
59	00:02:54,340	00:02:56,680	I know he's, like, "Why would I read a movie?	I know he's, like, "Why would I read a movie?
60	00:02:56,759	00:02:58,049	I don't drink meatloaf."	I don't drink meatloaf."
61	00:02:58,136	00:02:59,386	I think you made the right choice.	I think you made the right choice.
62	00:02:59,470	00:03:00,640	You deserve to be with somebody	You deserve to be with somebody
63	00:03:00,722	00:03:02,812	who makes you feel the way Miles makes me feel.	who makes you feel the way Miles makes me feel.
64	00:03:02,891	00:03:03,891	And how is that?	And how is that?
65	00:03:04,392	00:03:06,192	Like a grown-ass woman.	Like a grown-ass woman.
66	00:03:06,269	00:03:08,899	[theme music]	[theme music]
67	00:03:08,980	00:03:11,270	[vocalizing]	[vocalizing]
68	00:03:28,541	00:03:29,881	[Debbie clears throat]	[Debbie clears throat]
69	00:03:30,627	00:03:32,087	Jugo de Naranja?	Jugo de Naranja?
70	00:03:32,170	00:03:34,670	I went shopping down at that Mexican market.	I went shopping down at that Mexican market.
71	00:03:35,256	00:03:37,506	I think we all need to learn to broaden our taste buds.	I think we all need to learn to broaden our taste buds.
72	00:03:37,592	00:03:39,052	-[Blair] Mmm. -[Debbie clears throat]	-[Blair] Mmm. -[Debbie clears throat]
73	00:03:42,138	00:03:43,008	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
74	00:03:43,514	00:03:44,724	Girls... [exhales deeply]	Girls... [exhales deeply]
75	00:03:45,808	00:03:47,598	...we're going to have to cut some corners now.	...we're going to have to cut some corners now.
76	00:03:47,685	00:03:48,725	[Blair] Now that what?	[Blair] Now that what?
77	00:03:48,811	00:03:50,021	Now that I'm unemployed.	Now that I'm unemployed.
78	00:03:50,104	00:03:52,274	Your mother's pretty disappointed about that, if you hadn't noticed.	Your mother's pretty disappointed about that, if you hadn't noticed.
79	00:03:52,357	00:03:54,227	Well, I'm not disappointed, honey.	Well, I'm not disappointed, honey.
80	00:03:54,317	00:03:56,647	I-- I want whatever makes you happiest.	I-- I want whatever makes you happiest.
81	00:03:57,612	00:03:59,912	Which, apparently, is hunting deer on a weekday.	Which, apparently, is hunting deer on a weekday.
82	00:03:59,989	00:04:02,739	[Anderson] It could be dinner. Besides, it's been nice to relax a bit.	[Anderson] It could be dinner. Besides, it's been nice to relax a bit.
83	00:04:02,825	00:04:03,825	Clear my mind.	Clear my mind.
84	00:04:03,910	00:04:06,040	Think about what I want to do next. [chuckles]	Think about what I want to do next. [chuckles]
85	00:04:06,704	00:04:08,164	Please don't leave me, honey.	Please don't leave me, honey.
86	00:04:09,332	00:04:10,542	Promise me you won't.	Promise me you won't.
87	00:04:13,628	00:04:15,128	-Promise me, baby. -[chuckles]	-Promise me, baby. -[chuckles]
88	00:04:15,213	00:04:16,923	Promise me, please, promise.	Promise me, please, promise.
89	00:04:17,006	00:04:19,256	Yeah. I promise. That's enough. [chuckles]	Yeah. I promise. That's enough. [chuckles]
90	00:04:22,095	00:04:24,255	Anyway, Sterling's debate championship is tomorrow.	Anyway, Sterling's debate championship is tomorrow.
91	00:04:24,347	00:04:25,307	Exciting, right?	Exciting, right?
92	00:04:25,390	00:04:26,390	[Debbie] Very exciting.	[Debbie] Very exciting.
93	00:04:26,474	00:04:28,144	I wish you'd let your father and me come.	I wish you'd let your father and me come.
94	00:04:28,226	00:04:30,346	I'm sorry, Mom. It's just, this one's a really big one	I'm sorry, Mom. It's just, this one's a really big one
95	00:04:30,436	00:04:32,306	and I don't want to panic and fold.	and I don't want to panic and fold.
96	00:04:32,397	00:04:34,687	And having you there would only stress me out more.	And having you there would only stress me out more.
97	00:04:34,774	00:04:36,694	Your mother's always had that effect on people.	Your mother's always had that effect on people.
98	00:04:43,491	00:04:45,081	Wow. Mm.	Wow. Mm.
99	00:04:45,159	00:04:46,159	[Anderson] I wa...	[Anderson] I wa...
100	00:04:46,244	00:04:47,374	[Anderson sighs]	[Anderson sighs]
101	00:04:48,079	00:04:49,709	[receding footsteps]	[receding footsteps]
102	00:04:54,460	00:04:55,920	Uh, wow.	Uh, wow.
103	00:04:56,004	00:04:58,214	Mom and Dad are both on their periods, it seems like.	Mom and Dad are both on their periods, it seems like.
104	00:04:59,549	00:05:01,509	Did you know that guys can get their periods, too?	Did you know that guys can get their periods, too?
105	00:05:01,592	00:05:02,512	Like, hormonally?	Like, hormonally?
106	00:05:02,593	00:05:04,103	Of course I knew that.	Of course I knew that.
107	00:05:04,178	00:05:05,348	I know a lot of things.	I know a lot of things.
108	00:05:06,556	00:05:09,516	And... I know a lot of things that you don't know.	And... I know a lot of things that you don't know.
109	00:05:11,436	00:05:13,596	Sex has made you a little bit insufferable.	Sex has made you a little bit insufferable.
110	00:05:14,981	00:05:16,521	Listen up, forensics warriors.	Listen up, forensics warriors.
111	00:05:16,899	00:05:18,149	As you know by now,	As you know by now,
112	00:05:18,234	00:05:21,404	Willingham is hosting the citywide tournament tomorrow,	Willingham is hosting the citywide tournament tomorrow,
113	00:05:22,196	00:05:23,236	and we're going to do what?	and we're going to do what?
114	00:05:25,241	00:05:27,371	-Win! -Oh. [squeals]	-Win! -Oh. [squeals]
115	00:05:27,952	00:05:29,332	Now, "Winning isn't everything."	Now, "Winning isn't everything."
116	00:05:29,704	00:05:31,874	Said no one in this room, right?	Said no one in this room, right?
117	00:05:36,252	00:05:39,462	Miss Johnson has graciously volunteered to assist us.	Miss Johnson has graciously volunteered to assist us.
118	00:05:39,881	00:05:41,381	I assume you have debate experience?	I assume you have debate experience?
119	00:05:41,466	00:05:42,376	Oh, yes, sir.	Oh, yes, sir.
120	00:05:42,467	00:05:45,967	Oh, my mail person was leaving things behind my planter,	Oh, my mail person was leaving things behind my planter,
121	00:05:46,054	00:05:47,644	so I said, "Excuse me.	so I said, "Excuse me.
122	00:05:47,722	00:05:49,892	Could you please put my stuff in my slot?	Could you please put my stuff in my slot?
123	00:05:49,974	00:05:52,694	Because we have gophers and we have robbers."	Because we have gophers and we have robbers."
124	00:05:52,769	00:05:54,439	And so we had this whole little back and forth.	And so we had this whole little back and forth.
125	00:05:54,520	00:05:55,810	Oh, but now guess what?	Oh, but now guess what?
126	00:05:56,147	00:05:57,267	She does what I ask.	She does what I ask.
127	00:05:58,066	00:05:59,226	On-- On most days.	On-- On most days.
128	00:06:00,109	00:06:04,859	Well, I can assure us all that I know how to win a point	Well, I can assure us all that I know how to win a point
129	00:06:04,947	00:06:06,067	and let me tell you,	and let me tell you,
130	00:06:06,157	00:06:08,327	as the school's first white female captain,	as the school's first white female captain,
131	00:06:08,409	00:06:10,199	I am honored to lead you.	I am honored to lead you.
132	00:06:10,286	00:06:13,286	I miss Linda Chatterjee's grace and unflappable cheer.	I miss Linda Chatterjee's grace and unflappable cheer.
133	00:06:16,000	00:06:17,090	I miss her too,	I miss her too,
134	00:06:18,002	00:06:21,382	but she has taken her formidable brain	but she has taken her formidable brain
135	00:06:21,464	00:06:24,014	and remarkably large overbite	and remarkably large overbite
136	00:06:24,092	00:06:26,762	-to the leftist coast at Stanford. -[Ellen] Hm.	-to the leftist coast at Stanford. -[Ellen] Hm.
137	00:06:26,844	00:06:30,604	So, with the Lord's help, we will soldier through.	So, with the Lord's help, we will soldier through.
138	00:06:31,808	00:06:35,598	I've prepared dossiers on every school's forensics captain,	I've prepared dossiers on every school's forensics captain,
139	00:06:35,686	00:06:39,186	including this year's defending champion, Craig Wu.	including this year's defending champion, Craig Wu.
140	00:06:39,273	00:06:40,113	[Ellen] Ooh.	[Ellen] Ooh.
141	00:06:40,191	00:06:43,151	The dossiers include: strengths, weaknesses,	The dossiers include: strengths, weaknesses,
142	00:06:43,236	00:06:45,066	marital status of the parents	marital status of the parents
143	00:06:45,154	00:06:49,284	and yes, perceived hotness at their respective schools.	and yes, perceived hotness at their respective schools.
144	00:06:49,700	00:06:53,080	All of us need to be on point tomorrow.	All of us need to be on point tomorrow.
145	00:06:53,955	00:06:56,785	We don't want any screw-ups like last year.	We don't want any screw-ups like last year.
146	00:06:56,874	00:06:57,834	[sighs]	[sighs]
147	00:06:57,917	00:07:02,587	Therefore, federal funding for transportation infrastructure	Therefore, federal funding for transportation infrastructure
148	00:07:02,672	00:07:04,672	-should not be guaranteed. -[ticking]	-should not be guaranteed. -[ticking]
149	00:07:04,757	00:07:07,637	Isn't improving ports the most federal of responsibilities?	Isn't improving ports the most federal of responsibilities?
150	00:07:07,718	00:07:09,218	Federal government investment is needed	Federal government investment is needed
151	00:07:09,303	00:07:11,933	to maintain the US as a world leader in global commerce.	to maintain the US as a world leader in global commerce.
152	00:07:15,226	00:07:16,936	-You make a great point. -[timer beeps]	-You make a great point. -[timer beeps]
153	00:07:18,229	00:07:19,269	[man] Don't worry, Wesley.	[man] Don't worry, Wesley.
154	00:07:19,355	00:07:21,355	Tomorrow's a new day, so go get some sleep.	Tomorrow's a new day, so go get some sleep.
155	00:07:22,275	00:07:25,395	And all of you, if you come in here looking bleary-eyed,	And all of you, if you come in here looking bleary-eyed,
156	00:07:25,570	00:07:28,280	I will pin you down and Visine you myself.	I will pin you down and Visine you myself.
157	00:07:34,495	00:07:35,825	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
158	00:07:35,913	00:07:40,253	Girls, try to remember that you're on the same team.	Girls, try to remember that you're on the same team.
159	00:07:40,835	00:07:42,545	You used to be so close.	You used to be so close.
160	00:07:42,628	00:07:44,168	I'm sure you can find that again.	I'm sure you can find that again.
161	00:07:44,255	00:07:45,415	Just try.	Just try.
162	00:07:46,007	00:07:49,337	Coach, I was thinking about bringing muffins to the other teams.	Coach, I was thinking about bringing muffins to the other teams.
163	00:07:49,427	00:07:51,757	I was thinking, would you want to go in halfsies or--	I was thinking, would you want to go in halfsies or--
164	00:07:51,846	00:07:53,556	[Ellen continues talking indistinctly]	[Ellen continues talking indistinctly]
165	00:07:53,639	00:07:55,809	We used to be on the same page, like, all the time.	We used to be on the same page, like, all the time.
166	00:07:56,601	00:07:57,441	Did we?	Did we?
167	00:07:57,852	00:07:59,062	Maybe I blocked it out.	Maybe I blocked it out.
168	00:07:59,854	00:08:00,694	Come on.	Come on.
169	00:08:01,397	00:08:04,147	Remember in fifth grade when we convinced Mrs. Willis	Remember in fifth grade when we convinced Mrs. Willis
170	00:08:04,233	00:08:05,233	that we should have a lesson	that we should have a lesson
171	00:08:05,318	00:08:08,108	on the cultural significance of the "Bad Blood" music video?	on the cultural significance of the "Bad Blood" music video?
172	00:08:08,196	00:08:11,776	Till that rat-faced Marcy Browning reminded her of our quiz.	Till that rat-faced Marcy Browning reminded her of our quiz.
173	00:08:11,866	00:08:13,236	She was the worst.	She was the worst.
174	00:08:13,326	00:08:14,616	Total narc.	Total narc.
175	00:08:18,372	00:08:20,632	At least I still got 100 on that quiz.	At least I still got 100 on that quiz.
176	00:08:20,708	00:08:24,088	I got 95 because I spelled Quakers with a "C".	I got 95 because I spelled Quakers with a "C".
177	00:08:25,463	00:08:26,553	"Quackers".	"Quackers".
178	00:08:26,631	00:08:28,381	It drove me crazy for, like, a month.	It drove me crazy for, like, a month.
179	00:08:28,466	00:08:30,176	[both laugh]	[both laugh]
180	00:08:40,561	00:08:42,061	We need to be on each other's sides to win,	We need to be on each other's sides to win,
181	00:08:43,022	00:08:45,402	but after tomorrow, it's back to normal.	but after tomorrow, it's back to normal.
182	00:08:45,483	00:08:47,613	I.e., me knowing that you're fake	I.e., me knowing that you're fake
183	00:08:47,693	00:08:50,993	and being the only person in school who can see it.	and being the only person in school who can see it.
184	00:08:53,449	00:08:54,619	[door opens]	[door opens]
185	00:08:55,576	00:08:56,576	[door closes]	[door closes]
186	00:09:00,373	00:09:02,583	Did you know that the French call the moment of orgasm	Did you know that the French call the moment of orgasm
187	00:09:02,667	00:09:03,747	"The Little Death"?	"The Little Death"?
188	00:09:04,835	00:09:06,625	Do you think cumming is like dying?	Do you think cumming is like dying?
189	00:09:06,712	00:09:09,172	If it is, then I'm like a cat with nine lives,	If it is, then I'm like a cat with nine lives,
190	00:09:09,257	00:09:11,797	and I just used a big one.	and I just used a big one.
191	00:09:11,884	00:09:14,264	[chuckles] But I'm gonna need, like, 9,000 lives	[chuckles] But I'm gonna need, like, 9,000 lives
192	00:09:14,345	00:09:17,055	if I die a little bit every time I have a sex orgasm.	if I die a little bit every time I have a sex orgasm.
193	00:09:17,139	00:09:18,179	Ah, here it is.	Ah, here it is.
194	00:09:18,266	00:09:20,306	Okay. I think we've reached a point in our relationship	Okay. I think we've reached a point in our relationship
195	00:09:20,393	00:09:21,893	where I would like stronger boundaries.	where I would like stronger boundaries.
196	00:09:21,978	00:09:24,108	The next time Miles and I have sex I'm going to be, like...	The next time Miles and I have sex I'm going to be, like...
197	00:09:24,188	00:09:25,728	[grunting]	[grunting]
198	00:09:25,815	00:09:26,935	And then I'm gonna flip him over	And then I'm gonna flip him over
199	00:09:27,024	00:09:29,074	and I'm gonna be like bam! Bam! Bam!	and I'm gonna be like bam! Bam! Bam!
200	00:09:29,151	00:09:31,531	And then he's gonna be, like... [moans]	And then he's gonna be, like... [moans]
201	00:09:31,612	00:09:33,992	And then I'm going to do this thing with my hips that I read about,	And then I'm going to do this thing with my hips that I read about,
202	00:09:34,073	00:09:35,743	and he's gonna be, like, [squeals]	and he's gonna be, like, [squeals]
203	00:09:35,825	00:09:37,365	Okay, I don't wanna hear anymore.	Okay, I don't wanna hear anymore.
204	00:09:37,451	00:09:38,741	Wait, I'm just getting to the best part.	Wait, I'm just getting to the best part.
205	00:09:38,828	00:09:40,618	Then I'm gonna grab his neck and I'm gonna pull--	Then I'm gonna grab his neck and I'm gonna pull--
206	00:09:40,705	00:09:41,615	Stop it!	Stop it!
207	00:09:41,831	00:09:43,041	Dude, what's up?	Dude, what's up?
208	00:09:43,124	00:09:45,464	I lied, I've never had an orgasm with Luke! I--	I lied, I've never had an orgasm with Luke! I--
209	00:09:48,963	00:09:49,803	Oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
210	00:09:53,259	00:09:54,259	Oh.	Oh.
211	00:09:56,178	00:09:58,308	[sighs] I'm so sorry.	[sighs] I'm so sorry.
212	00:09:58,889	00:10:01,019	I thought he would have hit the spot, like, at least once.	I thought he would have hit the spot, like, at least once.
213	00:10:01,100	00:10:02,140	You know what they say,	You know what they say,
214	00:10:02,226	00:10:05,186	"Even a blind squirrel trips over a nut every once in a while."	"Even a blind squirrel trips over a nut every once in a while."
215	00:10:05,271	00:10:06,771	We only had sex six times.	We only had sex six times.
216	00:10:08,357	00:10:09,357	Um... [sighs]	Um... [sighs]
217	00:10:09,942	00:10:12,652	Well, sex orgasms are really hard for a girl.	Well, sex orgasms are really hard for a girl.
218	00:10:12,737	00:10:15,737	I mean, did you ever get close when he was going down on you?	I mean, did you ever get close when he was going down on you?
219	00:10:16,240	00:10:19,620	We only did that one time and, uh, it didn't feel very good.	We only did that one time and, uh, it didn't feel very good.
220	00:10:20,328	00:10:22,408	One of the guys on his golf team said that he should say,	One of the guys on his golf team said that he should say,
221	00:10:22,496	00:10:23,996	"Peanut butter lumberjack,"	"Peanut butter lumberjack,"
222	00:10:24,081	00:10:26,791	and he almost suffocated.	and he almost suffocated.
223	00:10:26,876	00:10:28,956	Um, why didn't you tell him what to do?	Um, why didn't you tell him what to do?
224	00:10:29,045	00:10:30,915	What? You can't talk during sexual activities.	What? You can't talk during sexual activities.
225	00:10:31,005	00:10:33,795	What? How else is he supposed to know?	What? How else is he supposed to know?
226	00:10:33,883	00:10:35,433	The only reason I came with Miles	The only reason I came with Miles
227	00:10:35,509	00:10:38,799	is because I told him precisely how it works when I'm alone.	is because I told him precisely how it works when I'm alone.
228	00:10:38,888	00:10:40,558	I literally wrote it down on my iPad	I literally wrote it down on my iPad
229	00:10:40,640	00:10:42,770	and showed him the notes in between takes, I mean...	and showed him the notes in between takes, I mean...
230	00:10:45,645	00:10:47,265	-[gasps] -Hold on.	-[gasps] -Hold on.
231	00:10:52,735	00:10:55,985	Did you ever use that vibrator that I got you?	Did you ever use that vibrator that I got you?
232	00:10:56,489	00:10:59,079	Or read any of those articles on self-pleasure?	Or read any of those articles on self-pleasure?
233	00:10:59,867	00:11:01,787	They were great stocking stuffers, truly...	They were great stocking stuffers, truly...
234	00:11:04,580	00:11:06,540	You've never masturbated.	You've never masturbated.
235	00:11:07,249	00:11:08,579	Or had an orgasm.	Or had an orgasm.
236	00:11:09,043	00:11:09,883	At all.	At all.
237	00:11:10,378	00:11:12,758	No, and don't make fun of me. Or Luke.	No, and don't make fun of me. Or Luke.
238	00:11:13,255	00:11:14,085	We tried.	We tried.
239	00:11:14,465	00:11:15,875	Hey, it's okay.	Hey, it's okay.
240	00:11:16,425	00:11:17,255	No judgment.	No judgment.
241	00:11:17,343	00:11:20,433	It's just... it's a great use of after-school time	It's just... it's a great use of after-school time
242	00:11:20,513	00:11:23,723	and then also, you get to tell somebody exactly what it is you like.	and then also, you get to tell somebody exactly what it is you like.
243	00:11:23,808	00:11:27,228	I would highly recommend doing it yourself	I would highly recommend doing it yourself
244	00:11:27,311	00:11:28,651	before you go out on the open road.	before you go out on the open road.
245	00:11:28,729	00:11:30,149	Who says I'm going to do that?	Who says I'm going to do that?
246	00:11:30,231	00:11:32,941	Why wouldn't you? The world is your jizz oyster.	Why wouldn't you? The world is your jizz oyster.
247	00:11:33,025	00:11:34,605	-Ew. -Look around you.	-Ew. -Look around you.
248	00:11:35,194	00:11:36,704	You can have any guy you want.	You can have any guy you want.
249	00:11:40,199	00:11:41,329	I guess I am kind of curious	I guess I am kind of curious
250	00:11:41,409	00:11:43,409	to see what it's like to kiss someone else, like...	to see what it's like to kiss someone else, like...
251	00:11:45,454	00:11:46,504	maybe Darren Boggs?	maybe Darren Boggs?
252	00:11:46,580	00:11:47,460	Yes!	Yes!
253	00:11:48,207	00:11:50,327	Ooh, or Brett McNease.	Ooh, or Brett McNease.
254	00:11:50,626	00:11:52,206	You could even touch his butt.	You could even touch his butt.
255	00:11:52,920	00:11:54,420	If you could get your hands around that thing.	If you could get your hands around that thing.
256	00:11:54,505	00:11:55,505	It's a monster.	It's a monster.
257	00:11:55,589	00:11:57,509	I would never hook up with someone from school, though,	I would never hook up with someone from school, though,
258	00:11:57,591	00:11:58,841	so I can get called a slut again.	so I can get called a slut again.
259	00:11:58,926	00:12:01,216	-Mm. -I mean, me and God are cool.	-Mm. -I mean, me and God are cool.
260	00:12:02,972	00:12:05,642	But the Judgment of the Willingham student body	But the Judgment of the Willingham student body
261	00:12:05,725	00:12:06,885	is a different story.	is a different story.
262	00:12:06,976	00:12:08,186	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
263	00:12:09,437	00:12:12,227	Hey, who says he has to be from this school?	Hey, who says he has to be from this school?
264	00:12:16,235	00:12:17,945	You can scroll through Geekster.	You can scroll through Geekster.
265	00:12:22,533	00:12:25,543	Hey, he's cute in, like, a Space Camp kind of way.	Hey, he's cute in, like, a Space Camp kind of way.
266	00:12:25,619	00:12:27,079	-[Blair] Hm. -Always go for the nerds.	-[Blair] Hm. -Always go for the nerds.
267	00:12:27,163	00:12:28,793	They're the ones who end up being the most successful.	They're the ones who end up being the most successful.
268	00:12:28,873	00:12:31,883	Excuse me! We plan on making our own money.	Excuse me! We plan on making our own money.
269	00:12:31,959	00:12:34,549	Sure, mija, but I don't live in a zero-sum world.	Sure, mija, but I don't live in a zero-sum world.
270	00:12:34,920	00:12:38,220	Money, plus more money, equals fuck you money.	Money, plus more money, equals fuck you money.
271	00:12:38,799	00:12:40,179	-[Bowser] All right. -Yes, it does.	-[Bowser] All right. -Yes, it does.
272	00:12:40,760	00:12:42,510	Sent out mailers for free yogurt	Sent out mailers for free yogurt
273	00:12:42,595	00:12:44,755	to our list of low-rent Dekalb skips.	to our list of low-rent Dekalb skips.
274	00:12:45,347	00:12:46,597	How do you know they're going to come?	How do you know they're going to come?
275	00:12:46,682	00:12:49,142	Trust me, I've done this a bunch of times in Florida.	Trust me, I've done this a bunch of times in Florida.
276	00:12:49,226	00:12:51,056	Criminals are hungry, stupid people.	Criminals are hungry, stupid people.
277	00:12:51,145	00:12:53,015	-That is a hurtful stereotype. -I'm hungry, and stupid,	-That is a hurtful stereotype. -I'm hungry, and stupid,
278	00:12:53,105	00:12:54,435	-and I'm not a criminal. -So...	-and I'm not a criminal. -So...
279	00:12:54,523	00:12:57,193	tomorrow, when they show up with their bogus coupons,	tomorrow, when they show up with their bogus coupons,
280	00:12:57,610	00:12:58,650	we arrest them.	we arrest them.
281	00:12:59,153	00:13:00,993	And then once we get a good-sized group,	And then once we get a good-sized group,
282	00:13:01,530	00:13:02,740	we'll load 'em up in here	we'll load 'em up in here
283	00:13:02,823	00:13:04,203	and off we go to the county jail.	and off we go to the county jail.
284	00:13:05,534	00:13:06,704	Wait, is that tomorrow?	Wait, is that tomorrow?
285	00:13:06,952	00:13:09,752	I started this out with, "So tomorrow." Yes, Sterling.	I started this out with, "So tomorrow." Yes, Sterling.
286	00:13:09,830	00:13:13,170	Dang it! I thought it was Sunday. I have my forensics tournament tomorrow.	Dang it! I thought it was Sunday. I have my forensics tournament tomorrow.
287	00:13:13,417	00:13:16,297	Your forgetfulness is disappointing but not surprising.	Your forgetfulness is disappointing but not surprising.
288	00:13:17,338	00:13:20,588	So here's who the three of us will be apprehending.	So here's who the three of us will be apprehending.
289	00:13:21,550	00:13:23,220	This guy is missing four teeth.	This guy is missing four teeth.
290	00:13:23,302	00:13:25,552	Also, he's only worth 100 dollars.	Also, he's only worth 100 dollars.
291	00:13:26,430	00:13:28,220	Well, you don't need teeth for yogurt.	Well, you don't need teeth for yogurt.
292	00:13:28,307	00:13:29,677	And yes, only a hundred,	And yes, only a hundred,
293	00:13:29,767	00:13:33,187	but an easy day worth of these folks is a pretty penny.	but an easy day worth of these folks is a pretty penny.
294	00:13:33,270	00:13:35,360	Speak for yourself. A hundred for y'all if you bring him in,	Speak for yourself. A hundred for y'all if you bring him in,
295	00:13:35,439	00:13:37,729	if you don't, that's negative one-thousand for me.	if you don't, that's negative one-thousand for me.
296	00:13:37,817	00:13:39,737	-[inhales through teeth] -Wow, your business cycle	-[inhales through teeth] -Wow, your business cycle
297	00:13:39,819	00:13:41,989	really relies on Bowser being good at his job.	really relies on Bowser being good at his job.
298	00:13:42,071	00:13:44,991	That's why my black book of bounty hunters is very thick.	That's why my black book of bounty hunters is very thick.
299	00:13:45,074	00:13:48,584	I rely on Bowser, Terrance, Chuck, Perry D,	I rely on Bowser, Terrance, Chuck, Perry D,
300	00:13:48,661	00:13:50,701	Michael, Rojelio, Jorge...	Michael, Rojelio, Jorge...
301	00:13:50,788	00:13:52,958	Okay, all right.	Okay, all right.
302	00:13:53,040	00:13:55,330	Enough naming your boyfriends. I'm your favorite.	Enough naming your boyfriends. I'm your favorite.
303	00:13:55,417	00:13:56,837	Not after this stupid plan.	Not after this stupid plan.
304	00:13:57,002	00:13:58,342	Stupid? [chuckles] -Mm-hm.	Stupid? [chuckles] -Mm-hm.
305	00:13:58,420	00:14:01,050	Instead of wasting whole days chasing fifty buck skips,	Instead of wasting whole days chasing fifty buck skips,
306	00:14:01,131	00:14:02,681	they all come to us in one big bunch.	they all come to us in one big bunch.
307	00:14:02,758	00:14:04,008	That's genius if you ask me.	That's genius if you ask me.
308	00:14:04,093	00:14:05,433	Oh, Einstein.	Oh, Einstein.
309	00:14:05,511	00:14:08,351	Mm-hm. You're just mad 'cause you gotta get your hands dirty.	Mm-hm. You're just mad 'cause you gotta get your hands dirty.
310	00:14:08,430	00:14:09,470	-[chuckles] -Please.	-[chuckles] -Please.
311	00:14:09,557	00:14:10,927	The old Yolanda used to love that.	The old Yolanda used to love that.
312	00:14:11,517	00:14:12,937	-Oh, gross. -Ooh, like how?	-Oh, gross. -Ooh, like how?
313	00:14:13,018	00:14:15,398	Wrangling drunks in the club. Mm-hm.	Wrangling drunks in the club. Mm-hm.
314	00:14:15,479	00:14:16,519	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
315	00:14:16,605	00:14:18,185	I was a cop, and she was a bouncer.	I was a cop, and she was a bouncer.
316	00:14:18,274	00:14:20,074	-Yeah. -That's before she got soft.	-Yeah. -That's before she got soft.
317	00:14:20,150	00:14:22,990	[gasps] You should talk, Krispy Kreme.	[gasps] You should talk, Krispy Kreme.
318	00:14:23,070	00:14:25,990	-[Bowser mumbles] -Although, I do endorse this shirt.	-[Bowser mumbles] -Although, I do endorse this shirt.
319	00:14:26,407	00:14:28,197	Oh, you got love for Tommy Bahama, huh?	Oh, you got love for Tommy Bahama, huh?
320	00:14:28,284	00:14:30,914	Well, any place that sells a burger and a blouse is okay with me.	Well, any place that sells a burger and a blouse is okay with me.
321	00:14:31,495	00:14:33,575	[Yolanda and Bowser chuckle]	[Yolanda and Bowser chuckle]
322	00:14:34,373	00:14:35,253	What the actual heck?	What the actual heck?
323	00:14:35,332	00:14:37,172	She's basically undressing Bowser with her eyes.	She's basically undressing Bowser with her eyes.
324	00:14:37,251	00:14:38,631	I think she was just complimenting his shirt.	I think she was just complimenting his shirt.
325	00:14:38,711	00:14:39,551	But it's hideous.	But it's hideous.
326	00:14:39,628	00:14:42,378	She obviously wants to get with him, sex style.	She obviously wants to get with him, sex style.
327	00:14:43,173	00:14:45,343	Sex. She wants to have sex with him	Sex. She wants to have sex with him
328	00:14:45,426	00:14:46,506	and we need to clear the way.	and we need to clear the way.
329	00:14:46,594	00:14:48,354	But wait, he married her sister,	But wait, he married her sister,
330	00:14:48,429	00:14:49,679	so if he sleeps with Yolanda,	so if he sleeps with Yolanda,
331	00:14:49,763	00:14:51,143	it's like he's sleeping with his sister.	it's like he's sleeping with his sister.
332	00:14:51,223	00:14:53,733	But in reality, Yolanda was already his former wife's sister	But in reality, Yolanda was already his former wife's sister
333	00:14:53,809	00:14:55,229	when they did the dirty the first time,	when they did the dirty the first time,
334	00:14:55,311	00:14:57,691	so, technically, they've been doing an incestuous ménage à trois	so, technically, they've been doing an incestuous ménage à trois
335	00:14:57,771	00:14:58,861	this entire time.	this entire time.
336	00:14:59,607	00:15:01,897	Wow, your brain works really quickly when it comes to intercourse.	Wow, your brain works really quickly when it comes to intercourse.
337	00:15:01,984	00:15:03,574	Yeah, it does.	Yeah, it does.
338	00:15:04,987	00:15:08,027	Hey Bow-Wow, I can't attend coupon day either	Hey Bow-Wow, I can't attend coupon day either
339	00:15:08,115	00:15:11,325	because I have to go support Sterling and be her good luck charm.	because I have to go support Sterling and be her good luck charm.
340	00:15:11,410	00:15:12,700	[gasps] Aw!	[gasps] Aw!
341	00:15:12,786	00:15:14,196	I always lose in the first round.	I always lose in the first round.
342	00:15:14,288	00:15:16,038	Yeah, that's because I'm never there.	Yeah, that's because I'm never there.
343	00:15:16,540	00:15:20,090	So, I guess you guys are doing this thing together.	So, I guess you guys are doing this thing together.
344	00:15:20,169	00:15:23,669	[chuckles] Oh, my gosh. You guys are so cute.	[chuckles] Oh, my gosh. You guys are so cute.
345	00:15:24,256	00:15:26,006	-[cell phone clicks] -[Blair] Ohhh.	-[cell phone clicks] -[Blair] Ohhh.
346	00:15:27,593	00:15:28,803	I'll send it to you.	I'll send it to you.
347	00:15:31,180	00:15:32,260	[gasps]	[gasps]
348	00:15:32,348	00:15:34,558	Oh. [chuckles]	Oh. [chuckles]
349	00:15:34,934	00:15:36,354	Can I borrow this?	Can I borrow this?
350	00:15:37,478	00:15:39,058	Depends. You gonna bring it back?	Depends. You gonna bring it back?
351	00:15:39,146	00:15:42,476	If the way I borrow Sterling's bras is any indication,	If the way I borrow Sterling's bras is any indication,
352	00:15:42,566	00:15:43,816	probably in two to three years,	probably in two to three years,
353	00:15:43,901	00:15:45,401	and may be stretched out a little bit.	and may be stretched out a little bit.
354	00:15:46,570	00:15:47,740	-Fine. -Thank you.	-Fine. -Thank you.
355	00:15:50,741	00:15:52,031	Thanks for coming with me tomorrow.	Thanks for coming with me tomorrow.
356	00:15:52,117	00:15:54,197	I really wouldn't mind kicking butt for a change.	I really wouldn't mind kicking butt for a change.
357	00:15:54,286	00:15:55,246	Don't be weird.	Don't be weird.
358	00:15:55,329	00:15:57,459	I just said that to give Yolanda and Bowser time to get busy.	I just said that to give Yolanda and Bowser time to get busy.
359	00:15:58,207	00:15:59,747	Really, I'm going to hang out with Miles,	Really, I'm going to hang out with Miles,
360	00:15:59,833	00:16:03,463	make sweet love, and talk about adult things like the Federal Reserve	make sweet love, and talk about adult things like the Federal Reserve
361	00:16:03,545	00:16:05,335	-or doing laundry. -Thrilling.	-or doing laundry. -Thrilling.
362	00:16:05,422	00:16:07,632	Hey! Hit me as hard as you can.	Hey! Hit me as hard as you can.
363	00:16:07,716	00:16:09,386	It's designed to stop bullets, not hands.	It's designed to stop bullets, not hands.
364	00:16:09,468	00:16:11,968	Just pretend that you're an immature teenage bank robber	Just pretend that you're an immature teenage bank robber
365	00:16:12,054	00:16:14,894	and I'm a sexy adult FBI agent trying to stop you.	and I'm a sexy adult FBI agent trying to stop you.
366	00:16:15,265	00:16:16,555	Okay, fine!	Okay, fine!
367	00:16:16,642	00:16:18,392	But I'm a grown-ass bank robber	But I'm a grown-ass bank robber
368	00:16:18,477	00:16:21,477	with an opioid addiction and a really tragic backstory.	with an opioid addiction and a really tragic backstory.
369	00:16:21,563	00:16:23,613	Wait! Opioid addiction isn't funny.	Wait! Opioid addiction isn't funny.
370	00:16:23,691	00:16:26,741	Okay, fine. No addiction, just still a really tragic backstory, okay?	Okay, fine. No addiction, just still a really tragic backstory, okay?
371	00:16:27,194	00:16:29,244	[both grunting]	[both grunting]
372	00:16:29,321	00:16:31,121	I can take you. Oh, my God!	I can take you. Oh, my God!
373	00:16:31,198	00:16:32,868	[giggling]	[giggling]
374	00:16:34,576	00:16:35,996	[car approaches]	[car approaches]
375	00:16:42,084	00:16:43,424	-Was that Mom? -I think so!	-Was that Mom? -I think so!
376	00:16:43,502	00:16:45,422	Did she just see us standing in front of an RV with bail bonds	Did she just see us standing in front of an RV with bail bonds
377	00:16:45,504	00:16:47,634	-and me in a bulletproof vest? -Looks like it.	-and me in a bulletproof vest? -Looks like it.
378	00:16:47,715	00:16:48,625	Holy shit.	Holy shit.
379	00:16:48,716	00:16:50,126	Oh, we're so busted!	Oh, we're so busted!
380	00:16:50,217	00:16:52,587	-Mom knows we're bounty hunters! -Mom thinks we're slacking off at work...	-Mom knows we're bounty hunters! -Mom thinks we're slacking off at work...
381	00:16:52,678	00:16:53,888	We're bounty hunters!	We're bounty hunters!
382	00:16:53,971	00:16:55,471	That's what I was gonna say.	That's what I was gonna say.
383	00:17:03,313	00:17:05,403	-Hey. -Oh, hey, Mom. Hope you had a great day.	-Hey. -Oh, hey, Mom. Hope you had a great day.
384	00:17:05,482	00:17:06,862	We totally did. We worked so hard.	We totally did. We worked so hard.
385	00:17:06,942	00:17:10,322	Yeah, which you already know since you saw us outside the yogurt shop today.	Yeah, which you already know since you saw us outside the yogurt shop today.
386	00:17:10,404	00:17:12,494	Yeah, you should have stopped and said hi.	Yeah, you should have stopped and said hi.
387	00:17:12,573	00:17:13,413	We would have introduced you	We would have introduced you
388	00:17:13,490	00:17:16,160	to this wonderful, incredible woman that Bowser knows.	to this wonderful, incredible woman that Bowser knows.
389	00:17:16,243	00:17:18,413	Her name is Yolanda and she's a nun,	Her name is Yolanda and she's a nun,
390	00:17:18,495	00:17:22,115	and she drives around delivering yogurt to underserved youth.	and she drives around delivering yogurt to underserved youth.
391	00:17:22,207	00:17:24,417	She's bailing out hunger.	She's bailing out hunger.
392	00:17:24,501	00:17:26,671	[Sterling] Yeah, while also creating a bond.	[Sterling] Yeah, while also creating a bond.
393	00:17:26,754	00:17:30,134	You might have also noticed that new vest that I was sporting.	You might have also noticed that new vest that I was sporting.
394	00:17:30,215	00:17:32,835	It's from H&M, their new Desert Storm collection.	It's from H&M, their new Desert Storm collection.
395	00:17:32,926	00:17:33,966	What a deal.	What a deal.
396	00:17:34,053	00:17:34,973	[forced chuckle]	[forced chuckle]
397	00:17:37,056	00:17:39,266	Right. Well, yeah, and I would have stopped myself,	Right. Well, yeah, and I would have stopped myself,
398	00:17:39,349	00:17:41,229	but I was having drinks with the girls across town	but I was having drinks with the girls across town
399	00:17:41,310	00:17:43,020	and I was in a big hurry. [chuckles]	and I was in a big hurry. [chuckles]
400	00:17:43,103	00:17:45,193	She got a promotion, Sheila did, so we were celebrating.	She got a promotion, Sheila did, so we were celebrating.
401	00:17:45,272	00:17:46,862	Anyway... Um...	Anyway... Um...
402	00:17:49,068	00:17:52,818	I know that I've been acting... [giggles] stressed out lately,	I know that I've been acting... [giggles] stressed out lately,
403	00:17:52,905	00:17:55,985	but I want you both to know we are all good here.	but I want you both to know we are all good here.
404	00:17:56,492	00:17:57,992	-Okay? -Okay.	-Okay? -Okay.
405	00:17:58,202	00:17:59,702	Okay. Come here.	Okay. Come here.
406	00:17:59,787	00:18:00,617	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
407	00:18:00,704	00:18:01,544	[kissing]	[kissing]
408	00:18:02,414	00:18:03,254	Love y'all.	Love y'all.
409	00:18:09,963	00:18:11,343	She was lying.	She was lying.
410	00:18:11,423	00:18:13,433	No, she wasn't. You're so dramatic.	No, she wasn't. You're so dramatic.
411	00:18:13,509	00:18:15,799	Lack of eye contact, quickly changing the subject,	Lack of eye contact, quickly changing the subject,
412	00:18:15,886	00:18:17,506	and since when does Mom ride in an Uber?	and since when does Mom ride in an Uber?
413	00:18:17,596	00:18:19,966	She says that she hates them because they smell like people.	She says that she hates them because they smell like people.
414	00:18:21,308	00:18:23,228	What does Mom have to lie about?	What does Mom have to lie about?
415	00:18:23,310	00:18:25,650	I don't know, but she's obviously hiding something.	I don't know, but she's obviously hiding something.
416	00:18:25,729	00:18:27,229	We just have to figure out what it is.	We just have to figure out what it is.
417	00:18:27,648	00:18:28,648	No, we don't.	No, we don't.
418	00:18:29,233	00:18:31,113	We both know Mom can be a bit much sometimes	We both know Mom can be a bit much sometimes
419	00:18:31,193	00:18:33,903	but actually, with all things considered, she's been pretty cool to me lately,	but actually, with all things considered, she's been pretty cool to me lately,
420	00:18:33,987	00:18:35,697	and I think that she deserves the benefit of the doubt.	and I think that she deserves the benefit of the doubt.
421	00:18:35,781	00:18:37,371	Of course she's been cool to you.	Of course she's been cool to you.
422	00:18:37,449	00:18:38,619	You're her favorite.	You're her favorite.
423	00:18:38,700	00:18:40,200	I don't have that luxury.	I don't have that luxury.
424	00:18:40,702	00:18:42,662	I can see her way more clearly than you can.	I can see her way more clearly than you can.
425	00:18:42,746	00:18:45,666	You're... a parakeet living in her gilded cage.	You're... a parakeet living in her gilded cage.
426	00:18:46,291	00:18:47,791	I look nothing like a parakeet.	I look nothing like a parakeet.
427	00:18:47,876	00:18:50,706	An eagle maybe, or, like, a really pretty hawk.	An eagle maybe, or, like, a really pretty hawk.
428	00:18:51,130	00:18:53,670	Nope. You're a tiny blonde parakeet	Nope. You're a tiny blonde parakeet
429	00:18:53,757	00:18:55,467	and I'm a sexy, wise raven	and I'm a sexy, wise raven
430	00:18:55,551	00:18:58,851	living outside the cage with no access to bird food or water.	living outside the cage with no access to bird food or water.
431	00:18:59,930	00:19:01,060	She's up to something.	She's up to something.
432	00:19:01,849	00:19:02,849	I'm gonna figure out what.	I'm gonna figure out what.
433	00:19:03,100	00:19:06,270	Wow, you are really taking this "sex-gave-me-X-ray-vision" thing	Wow, you are really taking this "sex-gave-me-X-ray-vision" thing
434	00:19:06,353	00:19:07,233	to a whole new level.	to a whole new level.
435	00:19:07,312	00:19:09,312	It's right there in front of our faces, Sterl.	It's right there in front of our faces, Sterl.
436	00:19:09,398	00:19:11,728	Or you're making it up out of boredom,	Or you're making it up out of boredom,
437	00:19:11,817	00:19:13,437	like that summer the pool shut down	like that summer the pool shut down
438	00:19:13,527	00:19:16,697	and you thought that Mrs. Miller across the street was burying a body.	and you thought that Mrs. Miller across the street was burying a body.
439	00:19:16,947	00:19:19,447	[grunts] Who gardens at one in the morning?	[grunts] Who gardens at one in the morning?
440	00:19:19,533	00:19:20,533	Like, nobody!	Like, nobody!
441	00:19:24,538	00:19:26,458	[people chattering]	[people chattering]
442	00:19:39,052	00:19:41,472	Sterling! You look amazing.	Sterling! You look amazing.
443	00:19:41,555	00:19:42,845	I know you're gonna do great today.	I know you're gonna do great today.
444	00:19:42,931	00:19:43,851	And I...	And I...
445	00:19:45,017	00:19:46,017	[groans] I can't.	[groans] I can't.
446	00:19:46,101	00:19:48,441	I attempted to picture you as someone I love and respect,	I attempted to picture you as someone I love and respect,
447	00:19:48,520	00:19:49,980	but it's too much work.	but it's too much work.
448	00:19:50,063	00:19:51,773	-Even God rested on the seventh day. -Wu! Wu!	-Even God rested on the seventh day. -Wu! Wu!
449	00:19:51,857	00:19:55,777	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
450	00:19:55,861	00:19:57,651	Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu!
451	00:19:57,738	00:20:00,408	There he is. Craig Wu.	There he is. Craig Wu.
452	00:20:00,949	00:20:03,579	Last year's champion, this year's roadkill.	Last year's champion, this year's roadkill.
453	00:20:04,077	00:20:06,827	And not the cute kind where they look like they're sleeping.	And not the cute kind where they look like they're sleeping.
454	00:20:09,708	00:20:10,788	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
455	00:20:13,253	00:20:15,263	[people chattering]	[people chattering]
456	00:20:17,841	00:20:18,681	Hey.	Hey.
457	00:20:24,848	00:20:25,888	[cell phone ringing]	[cell phone ringing]
458	00:20:25,974	00:20:27,064	-[Blair] Hey. -Hey.	-[Blair] Hey. -Hey.
459	00:20:28,518	00:20:30,808	Um, I don't know if I could do this whole Geekster thing.	Um, I don't know if I could do this whole Geekster thing.
460	00:20:30,896	00:20:32,976	I mean, I'm excited to explore but I--	I mean, I'm excited to explore but I--
461	00:20:33,065	00:20:35,105	But nothing. Just pick one and hop on.	But nothing. Just pick one and hop on.
462	00:20:35,484	00:20:36,654	Okay. What does that even mean?	Okay. What does that even mean?
463	00:20:36,735	00:20:38,565	It means don't overthink it.	It means don't overthink it.
464	00:20:38,654	00:20:40,454	You've never even kissed another guy.	You've never even kissed another guy.
465	00:20:40,530	00:20:41,740	Just experiment.	Just experiment.
466	00:20:42,282	00:20:43,372	You're in the driver's seat.	You're in the driver's seat.
467	00:20:43,617	00:20:44,447	What?	What?
468	00:20:45,160	00:20:46,950	Am I just supposed to walk up to one of these guys	Am I just supposed to walk up to one of these guys
469	00:20:47,037	00:20:48,867	and be, like, "Hey, do you want to make out with me?"	and be, like, "Hey, do you want to make out with me?"
470	00:20:51,291	00:20:52,211	Whoa.	Whoa.
471	00:20:52,292	00:20:53,462	Your tongue is scratchy.	Your tongue is scratchy.
472	00:20:53,543	00:20:55,963	Like a cat's.	Like a cat's.
473	00:20:57,756	00:20:58,586	Did you like it?	Did you like it?
474	00:20:59,216	00:21:00,506	Yeah, I did.	Yeah, I did.
475	00:21:02,386	00:21:04,386	Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons.	Wow. Thank you for broadening my horizons.
476	00:21:04,471	00:21:05,721	Good luck on your debate.	Good luck on your debate.
477	00:21:15,482	00:21:16,322	Welcome.	Welcome.
478	00:21:18,151	00:21:18,991	Morning.	Morning.
479	00:21:19,569	00:21:21,859	I'm here for my free yogurt.	I'm here for my free yogurt.
480	00:21:22,281	00:21:24,411	-Do you have your coupon? -Yes, sir. Got it right here.	-Do you have your coupon? -Yes, sir. Got it right here.
481	00:21:24,491	00:21:25,331	Uh-huh.	Uh-huh.
482	00:21:25,409	00:21:28,749	Well, if you just follow me into my office and fill out some paperwork,	Well, if you just follow me into my office and fill out some paperwork,
483	00:21:28,829	00:21:30,079	we'll get you your yogurt.	we'll get you your yogurt.
484	00:21:30,664	00:21:31,674	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
485	00:21:34,835	00:21:36,375	Welcome to the party, my bro.	Welcome to the party, my bro.
486	00:21:36,878	00:21:38,878	I'm gonna sue y'all, I really am.	I'm gonna sue y'all, I really am.
487	00:21:41,008	00:21:42,968	Do I still get the yogurt?	Do I still get the yogurt?
488	00:21:43,051	00:21:45,051	Sure, we'll give it to you on your way to jail.	Sure, we'll give it to you on your way to jail.
489	00:21:48,932	00:21:51,642	I mean, everybody's parents have stuff they don't want you to know about.	I mean, everybody's parents have stuff they don't want you to know about.
490	00:21:51,727	00:21:54,227	Doesn't mean it's all secret, evil Darth Vader stuff.	Doesn't mean it's all secret, evil Darth Vader stuff.
491	00:21:54,771	00:21:55,651	Then why hide it?	Then why hide it?
492	00:21:55,731	00:21:58,611	Look, if she's spending this much energy lying about it,	Look, if she's spending this much energy lying about it,
493	00:21:58,692	00:22:00,442	it must be serious.	it must be serious.
494	00:22:00,694	00:22:01,994	Not necessarily.	Not necessarily.
495	00:22:02,279	00:22:03,239	Take my mom,	Take my mom,
496	00:22:03,697	00:22:07,237	the first and only African-American female senator from our district.	the first and only African-American female senator from our district.
497	00:22:07,326	00:22:09,236	-Mm-hm. -Check it, she doesn't know I know this	-Mm-hm. -Check it, she doesn't know I know this
498	00:22:09,828	00:22:12,368	but before her last election, she went to a tanning salon.	but before her last election, she went to a tanning salon.
499	00:22:12,456	00:22:13,456	What?	What?
500	00:22:13,665	00:22:15,955	Her media consultant said that her skin tone	Her media consultant said that her skin tone
501	00:22:16,043	00:22:17,753	polls differently in different regions	polls differently in different regions
502	00:22:17,836	00:22:19,336	based on the socio-economic makeup.	based on the socio-economic makeup.
503	00:22:19,421	00:22:20,841	-I-- -Yeah, I don't know.	-I-- -Yeah, I don't know.
504	00:22:20,922	00:22:22,012	She had this big debate coming up.	She had this big debate coming up.
505	00:22:22,090	00:22:24,680	Let's just say she went from latte to mocha.	Let's just say she went from latte to mocha.
506	00:22:24,885	00:22:27,135	By the time we got to Bankhead, she was black, no sugar.	By the time we got to Bankhead, she was black, no sugar.
507	00:22:27,220	00:22:28,810	-No! [laughs] -[approaching footsteps]	-No! [laughs] -[approaching footsteps]
508	00:22:30,932	00:22:32,352	Well, hello there, Miles.	Well, hello there, Miles.
509	00:22:32,434	00:22:34,274	I didn't know that you two were here...	I didn't know that you two were here...
510	00:22:35,354	00:22:36,814	alone. Hm.	alone. Hm.
511	00:22:37,564	00:22:39,114	Seems like I could have gotten a text about that.	Seems like I could have gotten a text about that.
512	00:22:39,191	00:22:42,651	Uh, Dad's out back in the wood shop whittling ducks.	Uh, Dad's out back in the wood shop whittling ducks.
513	00:22:42,903	00:22:44,243	Good, money right in our pockets.	Good, money right in our pockets.
514	00:22:44,321	00:22:46,661	Well, hello, Miss Wesley. You look very nice today.	Well, hello, Miss Wesley. You look very nice today.
515	00:22:46,740	00:22:48,200	Oh, well, thank you.	Oh, well, thank you.
516	00:22:48,283	00:22:50,663	You certainly know how to flatter. [chuckles]	You certainly know how to flatter. [chuckles]
517	00:22:50,744	00:22:52,954	You must get that from your mother. Always campaigning?	You must get that from your mother. Always campaigning?
518	00:22:53,038	00:22:55,458	You know, I know that your mother and I have different politics.	You know, I know that your mother and I have different politics.
519	00:22:55,540	00:22:57,170	Oh, Lord, that straw ban...	Oh, Lord, that straw ban...
520	00:22:57,751	00:23:00,421	Makes it impossible to drink an iced latte without messing up my lipstick,	Makes it impossible to drink an iced latte without messing up my lipstick,
521	00:23:00,504	00:23:02,344	but, nonetheless, I am so glad	but, nonetheless, I am so glad
522	00:23:02,422	00:23:04,672	that Blair can be around different kinds of people and...	that Blair can be around different kinds of people and...
523	00:23:05,509	00:23:08,599	absorb... er-- different cultures. [chuckles]	absorb... er-- different cultures. [chuckles]
524	00:23:08,678	00:23:11,968	Oh. Uh, yes. It's such a complete pleasure to be...	Oh. Uh, yes. It's such a complete pleasure to be...
525	00:23:12,599	00:23:14,269	black in front of your daughter.	black in front of your daughter.
526	00:23:16,061	00:23:17,441	Good.	Good.
527	00:23:17,521	00:23:18,771	Good.	Good.
528	00:23:18,855	00:23:22,525	Um, I'm gonna run out and go do some errands. And you two?	Um, I'm gonna run out and go do some errands. And you two?
529	00:23:22,609	00:23:24,569	We're just gonna hang out...	We're just gonna hang out...
530	00:23:24,945	00:23:27,485	and watch cartoons.	and watch cartoons.
531	00:23:27,572	00:23:28,952	You know, childlike things.	You know, childlike things.
532	00:23:29,032	00:23:31,122	Well, I'll be back in a little bit.	Well, I'll be back in a little bit.
533	00:23:31,660	00:23:33,160	Oh, and, uh...	Oh, and, uh...
534	00:23:35,997	00:23:36,827	[clicks teeth]	[clicks teeth]
535	00:23:36,915	00:23:38,075	Leave room for Jesus.	Leave room for Jesus.
536	00:23:38,250	00:23:39,250	-Yeah. -Oh.	-Yeah. -Oh.
537	00:23:39,334	00:23:40,174	Got it.	Got it.
538	00:23:42,754	00:23:43,674	[Blair] Bye.	[Blair] Bye.
539	00:23:43,755	00:23:44,875	[Debbie] Bye!	[Debbie] Bye!
540	00:23:45,882	00:23:47,012	Let's go.	Let's go.
541	00:23:47,259	00:23:48,549	-What? Go where? -[door shuts]	-What? Go where? -[door shuts]
542	00:23:48,635	00:23:49,675	We're going to follow her.	We're going to follow her.
543	00:23:49,761	00:23:51,851	She's up to something and I want to figure out what it is.	She's up to something and I want to figure out what it is.
544	00:23:51,930	00:23:53,520	Do we really have to be spies and shit?	Do we really have to be spies and shit?
545	00:23:53,598	00:23:54,888	I just wanted to kick it.	I just wanted to kick it.
546	00:23:55,892	00:23:56,852	Think about it this way.	Think about it this way.
547	00:23:57,436	00:23:59,146	We actually are spies,	We actually are spies,
548	00:23:59,229	00:24:01,479	and we're on a super dangerous mission	and we're on a super dangerous mission
549	00:24:01,565	00:24:02,975	to bring us closer...	to bring us closer...
550	00:24:04,276	00:24:05,436	and closer.	and closer.
551	00:24:08,029	00:24:10,779	It is very hard to argue with you.	It is very hard to argue with you.
552	00:24:11,366	00:24:12,446	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
553	00:24:13,869	00:24:16,999	And you get to absorb more of my culture on the way.	And you get to absorb more of my culture on the way.
554	00:24:18,123	00:24:20,003	Please erase that interaction from your memory.	Please erase that interaction from your memory.
555	00:24:20,083	00:24:21,793	Mm-mm, no. It's already ingrained.	Mm-mm, no. It's already ingrained.
556	00:24:22,752	00:24:23,592	Please!	Please!
557	00:24:24,546	00:24:26,086	[tapping over loudspeaker]	[tapping over loudspeaker]
558	00:24:26,173	00:24:27,723	Good morning, everyone.	Good morning, everyone.
559	00:24:28,300	00:24:30,550	And welcome to Willingham Academy	And welcome to Willingham Academy
560	00:24:30,635	00:24:35,215	for the Southeastern Semi-Quarter Regional Forensics Tournament!	for the Southeastern Semi-Quarter Regional Forensics Tournament!
561	00:24:35,307	00:24:36,137	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
562	00:24:39,144	00:24:40,904	Whoo!	Whoo!
563	00:24:41,438	00:24:42,268	Okay.	Okay.
564	00:24:42,355	00:24:45,185	Now, today's topic is:	Now, today's topic is:
565	00:24:45,275	00:24:48,525	Should governments be held responsible	Should governments be held responsible
566	00:24:48,612	00:24:50,282	for economic reparations	for economic reparations
567	00:24:50,363	00:24:53,993	for their own country's historical injustices.	for their own country's historical injustices.
568	00:24:54,117	00:24:56,327	I'm about to text everyone	I'm about to text everyone
569	00:24:56,411	00:24:59,081	their first room assignments and their opponents	their first room assignments and their opponents
570	00:24:59,164	00:25:02,424	in tres, dos, unos...	in tres, dos, unos...
571	00:25:03,919	00:25:04,959	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
572	00:25:05,045	00:25:06,795	[multiple cell phone alerts bleep]	[multiple cell phone alerts bleep]
573	00:25:06,880	00:25:08,800	[students cheering]	[students cheering]
574	00:25:09,382	00:25:11,182	[Ellen] Whoo! Let's debate!	[Ellen] Whoo! Let's debate!
575	00:25:12,427	00:25:14,347	Remember, you're the affirmative in this round	Remember, you're the affirmative in this round
576	00:25:14,429	00:25:16,429	so affirm that dude's place in hell.	so affirm that dude's place in hell.
577	00:25:16,515	00:25:18,135	-Crusader-style! -Got it, coach.	-Crusader-style! -Got it, coach.
578	00:25:19,017	00:25:20,847	I know cross usually trips you up,	I know cross usually trips you up,
579	00:25:20,936	00:25:23,516	but don't focus on the curveball.	but don't focus on the curveball.
580	00:25:24,356	00:25:27,146	Just lean into it. Move when he moves.	Just lean into it. Move when he moves.
581	00:25:27,234	00:25:28,364	Dance with him.	Dance with him.
582	00:25:29,277	00:25:30,107	Sweet moves.	Sweet moves.
583	00:25:31,905	00:25:33,235	Why are you so relaxed?	Why are you so relaxed?
584	00:25:33,323	00:25:35,953	You're usually crying hysterically by now.	You're usually crying hysterically by now.
585	00:25:36,034	00:25:39,584	I don't know, just feeling as chill as a scratchy-tongued cat.	I don't know, just feeling as chill as a scratchy-tongued cat.
586	00:25:40,664	00:25:41,674	I don't know what that means.	I don't know what that means.
587	00:25:41,748	00:25:42,788	Neither do I.	Neither do I.
588	00:25:43,041	00:25:43,881	Just win.	Just win.
589	00:25:48,838	00:25:49,838	Hello, opponent.	Hello, opponent.
590	00:25:54,511	00:25:55,391	[timer starts ticking]	[timer starts ticking]
591	00:25:55,470	00:25:57,350	I affirm that government should be responsible	I affirm that government should be responsible
592	00:25:57,430	00:26:00,770	for economic reparations for their country's historic injustices.	for economic reparations for their country's historic injustices.
593	00:26:01,059	00:26:02,599	Throughout our shared global history,	Throughout our shared global history,
594	00:26:02,686	00:26:05,356	crimes against humanity have had unintended consequences	crimes against humanity have had unintended consequences
595	00:26:05,438	00:26:06,358	that have yet to be remedied...	that have yet to be remedied...
596	00:26:06,439	00:26:07,519	My opponent has made some valid points,	My opponent has made some valid points,
597	00:26:07,607	00:26:09,727	and sure, in theory, reparations are great.	and sure, in theory, reparations are great.
598	00:26:10,860	00:26:12,950	But who decides the definition of an atrocity?	But who decides the definition of an atrocity?
599	00:26:13,238	00:26:14,908	Well, let's start with six million Jews,	Well, let's start with six million Jews,
600	00:26:14,990	00:26:17,160	fifty million Africans who died in the Middle Passage,	fifty million Africans who died in the Middle Passage,
601	00:26:17,242	00:26:18,792	and the genocide of the American Indians.	and the genocide of the American Indians.
602	00:26:19,244	00:26:21,664	Are you saying the nature of these horrors are up for debate?	Are you saying the nature of these horrors are up for debate?
603	00:26:21,997	00:26:23,537	No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.	No, no, no, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.
604	00:26:23,623	00:26:26,043	You-- You-- You can't debate these kind of...	You-- You-- You can't debate these kind of...
605	00:26:27,460	00:26:29,670	[alarm beeps]	[alarm beeps]
606	00:26:29,754	00:26:31,094	-[beeping stops] -Time.	-[beeping stops] -Time.
607	00:26:38,388	00:26:39,348	[sighs]	[sighs]
608	00:26:40,473	00:26:42,773	I won. I actually made it through the first round.	I won. I actually made it through the first round.
609	00:26:42,851	00:26:46,101	Oh. I've never thought I would say this to you at one of these tournaments,	Oh. I've never thought I would say this to you at one of these tournaments,
610	00:26:46,187	00:26:48,147	but congratulations.	but congratulations.
611	00:26:48,231	00:26:49,071	Thank you.	Thank you.
612	00:26:49,441	00:26:51,031	Are you on Ritalin or something?	Are you on Ritalin or something?
613	00:26:51,109	00:26:53,239	Or did you go up a bra size?	Or did you go up a bra size?
614	00:26:53,320	00:26:54,320	No, why?	No, why?
615	00:26:54,946	00:26:56,486	How are you getting all this confidence?	How are you getting all this confidence?
616	00:27:00,452	00:27:02,162	Just hitting my stride, I guess.	Just hitting my stride, I guess.
617	00:27:03,079	00:27:03,999	Uh, my dudes.	Uh, my dudes.
618	00:27:04,372	00:27:05,672	Could I trouble you for some water?	Could I trouble you for some water?
619	00:27:05,749	00:27:07,879	Yeah, you got to give us water.	Yeah, you got to give us water.
620	00:27:08,585	00:27:09,835	Basic human right.	Basic human right.
621	00:27:10,003	00:27:11,633	[Bowser] We don't have to do shit. Huh?	[Bowser] We don't have to do shit. Huh?
622	00:27:11,713	00:27:14,973	You signed your rights away the day the lovely Miss Yolanda here	You signed your rights away the day the lovely Miss Yolanda here
623	00:27:15,050	00:27:16,260	generously paid your bond.	generously paid your bond.
624	00:27:16,343	00:27:19,353	We didn't even get any damn yogurt.	We didn't even get any damn yogurt.
625	00:27:19,888	00:27:20,928	And you promised.	And you promised.
626	00:27:21,014	00:27:22,934	Well, you promised you wouldn't skip bail.	Well, you promised you wouldn't skip bail.
627	00:27:23,016	00:27:24,096	Do you remember that?	Do you remember that?
628	00:27:24,976	00:27:26,386	[loud thud]	[loud thud]
629	00:27:26,478	00:27:28,098	[engine rumbling]	[engine rumbling]
630	00:27:29,147	00:27:30,897	["Work It" playing]	["Work It" playing]
631	00:27:30,982	00:27:32,362	My God!	My God!
632	00:27:32,442	00:27:33,532	Yay!	Yay!
633	00:27:34,319	00:27:35,359	[people chattering]	[people chattering]
634	00:27:37,405	00:27:39,195	Sterling. Yes!	Sterling. Yes!
635	00:27:39,282	00:27:41,492	[with British accent] Many atrocities have proved the need	[with British accent] Many atrocities have proved the need
636	00:27:41,576	00:27:43,406	for just and impartial reparations.	for just and impartial reparations.
637	00:27:43,495	00:27:45,955	For example, genocide of the Aborigines	For example, genocide of the Aborigines
638	00:27:46,039	00:27:48,879	is a classic tragedy of epic proportions...	is a classic tragedy of epic proportions...
639	00:27:49,292	00:27:51,752	[continues speaking indistinctly]	[continues speaking indistinctly]
640	00:27:51,836	00:27:54,126	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪
641	00:27:54,214	00:27:55,844	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf ♪
642	00:27:55,924	00:27:57,474	I'd just like to congratulate you	I'd just like to congratulate you
643	00:27:57,550	00:27:59,550	-on your victory. -I don't care. Just say words.	-on your victory. -I don't care. Just say words.
644	00:27:59,928	00:28:01,218	British words.	British words.
645	00:28:02,138	00:28:05,138	Uh, garage. Privacy. Aluminum.	Uh, garage. Privacy. Aluminum.
646	00:28:05,433	00:28:06,433	Ron Weasley.	Ron Weasley.
647	00:28:06,518	00:28:08,648	♪ Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya ♪	♪ Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya ♪
648	00:28:08,728	00:28:10,648	♪ This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta ♪	♪ This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta ♪
649	00:28:10,730	00:28:12,940	♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪	♪ Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
650	00:28:13,024	00:28:15,654	♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪	♪ Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah ♪
651	00:28:15,735	00:28:18,025	♪ Work it, I need a glass of water ♪	♪ Work it, I need a glass of water ♪
652	00:28:18,113	00:28:20,203	♪ Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya ♪	♪ Boy, oh boy, it's good to know ya ♪
653	00:28:20,281	00:28:22,371	♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪	♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪
654	00:28:22,450	00:28:24,700	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪
655	00:28:24,786	00:28:27,076	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
656	00:28:27,163	00:28:29,293	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
657	00:28:29,374	00:28:31,754	♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪	♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪
658	00:28:31,835	00:28:34,495	♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪	♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪
659	00:28:35,505	00:28:37,755	How do you feel about not asking questions, Miss Cathy?	How do you feel about not asking questions, Miss Cathy?
660	00:28:37,841	00:28:39,221	Aye-aye, Cap'n.	Aye-aye, Cap'n.
661	00:28:41,970	00:28:43,890	♪ Sdrawkcab ti ekat ot ekil YssiM yaw eht hctaw ♪	♪ Sdrawkcab ti ekat ot ekil YssiM yaw eht hctaw ♪
662	00:28:43,972	00:28:46,222	♪ I'm not a prostitute But I could give you what you want ♪	♪ I'm not a prostitute But I could give you what you want ♪
663	00:28:46,307	00:28:48,387	♪ I love your braids And your mouth full of fronts ♪	♪ I love your braids And your mouth full of fronts ♪
664	00:28:48,476	00:28:51,016	...in Rhodesia, by European nations...	...in Rhodesia, by European nations...
665	00:28:51,104	00:28:53,234	♪ Keep your eyes On my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪	♪ Keep your eyes On my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum ♪
666	00:28:53,314	00:28:55,364	♪ You think you can handle this Badonka-donk-donk ♪	♪ You think you can handle this Badonka-donk-donk ♪
667	00:28:55,442	00:28:57,692	Should I... switch hands?	Should I... switch hands?
668	00:28:58,069	00:28:59,899	♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪	♪ Is it worth it? Let me work it ♪
669	00:28:59,988	00:29:02,408	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪	♪ I put my thing down Flip it and reverse it ♪
670	00:29:02,490	00:29:04,950	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
671	00:29:05,034	00:29:06,754	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
672	00:29:06,828	00:29:09,458	♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪	♪ If you got a big... [elephant trumpet] Let me search ya ♪
673	00:29:09,539	00:29:11,829	♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪	♪ And find out how hard I gotta work ya ♪
674	00:29:11,916	00:29:14,206	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
675	00:29:14,294	00:29:16,094	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪	♪ Ti esrever dna ti pilf Nwod gniht ym tup ♪
676	00:29:16,171	00:29:17,961	♪ C'mon to my fellas ♪	♪ C'mon to my fellas ♪
677	00:29:20,216	00:29:22,796	♪ I like the way you work that ♪	♪ I like the way you work that ♪
678	00:29:22,886	00:29:25,216	So, in conclusion, what my opponent said	So, in conclusion, what my opponent said
679	00:29:25,305	00:29:27,635	-is forensically unsupportable. -Mm-hm.	-is forensically unsupportable. -Mm-hm.
680	00:29:27,724	00:29:29,684	[all muttering]	[all muttering]
681	00:29:29,768	00:29:33,018	♪ You sure know how to work that ♪	♪ You sure know how to work that ♪
682	00:29:34,647	00:29:36,937	-All right! Yes. -Yes.	-All right! Yes. -Yes.
683	00:29:37,817	00:29:38,647	Thank you.	Thank you.
684	00:29:39,110	00:29:40,070	Oh oh.	Oh oh.
685	00:29:43,364	00:29:44,374	[Ellen sighs]	[Ellen sighs]
686	00:29:46,451	00:29:49,541	[students] Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!	[students] Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
687	00:29:49,662	00:29:51,622	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
688	00:29:51,706	00:29:53,706	Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu!
689	00:29:55,251	00:29:57,381	Turns out Craig had his own dossier on me.	Turns out Craig had his own dossier on me.
690	00:29:57,462	00:29:58,922	You got out-dossiered?	You got out-dossiered?
691	00:29:59,005	00:30:02,715	He said things about me I've never told anybody in my entire life.	He said things about me I've never told anybody in my entire life.
692	00:30:02,967	00:30:05,347	How does he know I fell out of my canoe at camp?	How does he know I fell out of my canoe at camp?
693	00:30:05,428	00:30:07,428	I swam to shore by myself.	I swam to shore by myself.
694	00:30:07,889	00:30:09,269	Why didn't you use your intel?	Why didn't you use your intel?
695	00:30:09,349	00:30:12,519	I was about to and then he brought up my dad and I fell apart.	I was about to and then he brought up my dad and I fell apart.
696	00:30:14,354	00:30:15,864	It sucks you're going through this.	It sucks you're going through this.
697	00:30:16,815	00:30:17,645	It's all fine.	It's all fine.
698	00:30:18,316	00:30:20,316	I'm still the team's first white female captain,	I'm still the team's first white female captain,
699	00:30:20,401	00:30:22,491	and we... are still going to win.	and we... are still going to win.
700	00:30:22,570	00:30:25,070	How? If Craig beat you, what chance do I have?	How? If Craig beat you, what chance do I have?
701	00:30:26,616	00:30:27,866	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
702	00:30:27,951	00:30:29,951	You were never supposed to make it this far.	You were never supposed to make it this far.
703	00:30:30,036	00:30:31,906	So, he doesn't have a dossier on you.	So, he doesn't have a dossier on you.
704	00:30:32,622	00:30:35,582	Your being a giant nobody has finally paid off.	Your being a giant nobody has finally paid off.
705	00:30:35,667	00:30:36,497	Thanks?	Thanks?
706	00:30:36,584	00:30:39,304	All you have to do is use this last bit of dirt.	All you have to do is use this last bit of dirt.
707	00:30:39,504	00:30:41,464	It'll be the final nail in his coffin.	It'll be the final nail in his coffin.
708	00:30:44,634	00:30:46,764	H-- His mom slept with her trainer?	H-- His mom slept with her trainer?
709	00:30:46,845	00:30:47,885	How do you know this?	How do you know this?
710	00:30:48,471	00:30:49,641	I lift. I asked around.	I lift. I asked around.
711	00:30:50,265	00:30:51,095	Okay...	Okay...
712	00:30:51,808	00:30:53,768	Um... How am I supposed to use this?	Um... How am I supposed to use this?
713	00:30:53,893	00:30:54,813	He's the affirmative.	He's the affirmative.
714	00:30:54,894	00:30:57,234	Part of his case is built on the personal anecdote	Part of his case is built on the personal anecdote
715	00:30:57,313	00:30:58,523	of his parents' divorce.	of his parents' divorce.
716	00:30:58,606	00:30:59,816	It's that weird thing	It's that weird thing
717	00:30:59,899	00:31:02,109	where you appear vulnerable to appear strong.	where you appear vulnerable to appear strong.
718	00:31:02,193	00:31:03,653	He'll give you the opening you need.	He'll give you the opening you need.
719	00:31:04,153	00:31:05,823	I don't know if I can stoop that low.	I don't know if I can stoop that low.
720	00:31:06,823	00:31:07,953	He did it to me.	He did it to me.
721	00:31:08,950	00:31:11,410	Besides, stooping low is something	Besides, stooping low is something
722	00:31:11,494	00:31:14,164	you've proven yourself very capable of in the past.	you've proven yourself very capable of in the past.
723	00:31:14,247	00:31:15,617	What's that supposed to mean?	What's that supposed to mean?
724	00:31:15,707	00:31:18,667	Oh, please. Back when we were friends in fifth grade	Oh, please. Back when we were friends in fifth grade
725	00:31:18,751	00:31:21,301	and you gave me away to Jessica's group at recess.	and you gave me away to Jessica's group at recess.
726	00:31:22,422	00:31:23,552	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
727	00:31:24,048	00:31:24,878	You...	You...
728	00:31:24,966	00:31:27,636	We just stopped hanging out and you started hanging out with Jessica	We just stopped hanging out and you started hanging out with Jessica
729	00:31:27,719	00:31:29,389	because you had more in common with her.	because you had more in common with her.
730	00:31:30,889	00:31:31,719	No.	No.
731	00:31:32,223	00:31:36,603	You very specifically and intentionally gave me away.	You very specifically and intentionally gave me away.
732	00:31:36,853	00:31:39,813	You, and Blair, and Hannah S, and Hannah G were playing soccer	You, and Blair, and Hannah S, and Hannah G were playing soccer
733	00:31:39,898	00:31:42,938	and I was going to sit on the swings and memorize the Republican presidents.	and I was going to sit on the swings and memorize the Republican presidents.
734	00:31:43,026	00:31:44,276	Then you came up to me.	Then you came up to me.
735	00:31:44,360	00:31:46,110	You took me over to Jessica	You took me over to Jessica
736	00:31:46,195	00:31:48,525	and you said, "April's in your group now."	and you said, "April's in your group now."
737	00:31:50,199	00:31:51,529	And then you walked away.	And then you walked away.
738	00:31:52,118	00:31:53,788	I don't remember it like that.	I don't remember it like that.
739	00:31:54,954	00:31:55,794	I do.	I do.
740	00:31:58,666	00:32:00,336	I don't know-- I don't know what to say.	I don't know-- I don't know what to say.
741	00:32:01,169	00:32:04,509	If that's true, then I'm so sorry.	If that's true, then I'm so sorry.
742	00:32:06,841	00:32:07,681	It doesn't matter.	It doesn't matter.
743	00:32:08,551	00:32:09,761	The past is the past.	The past is the past.
744	00:32:10,428	00:32:11,678	We're all adults here.	We're all adults here.
745	00:32:12,096	00:32:14,386	-No, April. I want to talk about it. -We just did.	-No, April. I want to talk about it. -We just did.
746	00:32:16,851	00:32:17,731	So...	So...
747	00:32:19,437	00:32:21,607	if you have a shred of decency,	if you have a shred of decency,
748	00:32:21,689	00:32:23,779	you will bring up this boy's philandering mother	you will bring up this boy's philandering mother
749	00:32:23,858	00:32:25,608	in front of his friends and family.	in front of his friends and family.
750	00:32:33,952	00:32:36,042	[ducks quacking]	[ducks quacking]
751	00:32:37,413	00:32:39,173	I am so bored right now.	I am so bored right now.
752	00:32:39,749	00:32:41,079	I can feel my hair growing.	I can feel my hair growing.
753	00:32:41,542	00:32:43,672	Either she starts selling drugs in the next five minutes,	Either she starts selling drugs in the next five minutes,
754	00:32:43,753	00:32:44,883	or I'm going to run her over.	or I'm going to run her over.
755	00:32:46,923	00:32:48,303	[cell phone dings]	[cell phone dings]
756	00:32:50,385	00:32:51,505	[cell phone clicks]	[cell phone clicks]
757	00:32:55,682	00:32:57,732	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
758	00:32:59,644	00:33:04,194	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
759	00:33:08,695	00:33:10,775	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
760	00:33:11,990	00:33:14,700	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
761	00:33:14,784	00:33:15,794	[cell phone clicks off]	[cell phone clicks off]
762	00:33:19,706	00:33:21,076	-Hey. -Mm.	-Hey. -Mm.
763	00:33:21,165	00:33:22,245	I have to get going.	I have to get going.
764	00:33:23,126	00:33:24,786	I promised my mom I'd help stuff flyers.	I promised my mom I'd help stuff flyers.
765	00:33:24,877	00:33:25,707	I'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
766	00:33:25,795	00:33:27,255	We didn't even get to the end of the mission	We didn't even get to the end of the mission
767	00:33:27,338	00:33:30,008	where we get to, like, bang in Thailand.	where we get to, like, bang in Thailand.
768	00:33:30,091	00:33:32,261	[chuckles] Yeah, well, that's what tomorrows are for.	[chuckles] Yeah, well, that's what tomorrows are for.
769	00:33:32,343	00:33:33,263	-Oh, Yeah? -Yeah.	-Oh, Yeah? -Yeah.
770	00:33:33,761	00:33:34,851	Bring that red wig.	Bring that red wig.
771	00:33:34,929	00:33:36,679	Okay. Only if you wear it.	Okay. Only if you wear it.
772	00:33:40,059	00:33:42,519	-You want me to drive you home? -No, the MARTA's right there.	-You want me to drive you home? -No, the MARTA's right there.
773	00:33:42,603	00:33:44,063	Besides, you don't want to miss it	Besides, you don't want to miss it
774	00:33:44,147	00:33:46,607	if she, like, starts counting leaves or something.	if she, like, starts counting leaves or something.
775	00:33:46,691	00:33:48,651	Oh, yeah, everything's a joke to you.	Oh, yeah, everything's a joke to you.
776	00:33:50,153	00:33:50,993	Later.	Later.
777	00:33:51,070	00:33:52,030	Bye!	Bye!
778	00:33:52,613	00:33:53,453	[door shuts]	[door shuts]
779	00:34:29,358	00:34:31,278	[shouting]	[shouting]
780	00:34:36,532	00:34:37,622	[grunts]	[grunts]
781	00:34:50,171	00:34:51,711	[cell phone dings]	[cell phone dings]
782	00:35:06,771	00:35:09,361	Officer said if you finish those BOBs before five,	Officer said if you finish those BOBs before five,
783	00:35:09,440	00:35:11,150	he can process before the shift change.	he can process before the shift change.
784	00:35:11,234	00:35:12,364	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
785	00:35:12,443	00:35:13,613	-That's great. -Mm.	-That's great. -Mm.
786	00:35:14,153	00:35:17,493	-Hey, thanks for sticking around. -Did I have a choice?	-Hey, thanks for sticking around. -Did I have a choice?
787	00:35:17,573	00:35:18,573	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
788	00:35:18,658	00:35:20,738	Easy day, my ass.	Easy day, my ass.
789	00:35:20,827	00:35:22,747	Quit your bellyaching. You had fun.	Quit your bellyaching. You had fun.
790	00:35:22,912	00:35:25,122	Maybe. I guess we don't make a half bad team.	Maybe. I guess we don't make a half bad team.
791	00:35:25,206	00:35:26,956	Yeah, I always thought so.	Yeah, I always thought so.
792	00:35:27,125	00:35:28,375	-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.	-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
793	00:35:28,793	00:35:30,133	You have a funny way of showing it.	You have a funny way of showing it.
794	00:35:30,211	00:35:32,381	You're saying I'm funny? Thank you.	You're saying I'm funny? Thank you.
795	00:35:33,047	00:35:34,417	-[Bowser chuckles] -[Yolanda sighs]	-[Bowser chuckles] -[Yolanda sighs]
796	00:35:34,507	00:35:38,637	I'm saying if you had such a good time with me that one and only night,	I'm saying if you had such a good time with me that one and only night,
797	00:35:39,762	00:35:41,262	why didn't you lock it down?	why didn't you lock it down?
798	00:35:43,641	00:35:44,891	Why didn't you ask me to?	Why didn't you ask me to?
799	00:35:45,852	00:35:46,852	I had to ask?	I had to ask?
800	00:35:46,936	00:35:48,646	Well, I'm not a mind reader,	Well, I'm not a mind reader,
801	00:35:48,729	00:35:50,729	and you wasn't emmitin' no commitment vibes.	and you wasn't emmitin' no commitment vibes.
802	00:35:50,815	00:35:52,065	And my sister was?	And my sister was?
803	00:35:52,150	00:35:54,360	She at least acted like she was interested.	She at least acted like she was interested.
804	00:35:54,443	00:35:55,283	Oh, please.	Oh, please.
805	00:35:55,361	00:35:58,201	Miss Michelle was probably still coming down from Burning Man.	Miss Michelle was probably still coming down from Burning Man.
806	00:35:58,281	00:36:01,531	Well, then you should have asked her to save you a hit of whatever it was.	Well, then you should have asked her to save you a hit of whatever it was.
807	00:36:01,617	00:36:05,157	-And that would have changed things? -I don't know, I can't time travel.	-And that would have changed things? -I don't know, I can't time travel.
808	00:36:05,246	00:36:06,406	Or read minds.	Or read minds.
809	00:36:07,456	00:36:08,996	-You know... -Mm-hm.	-You know... -Mm-hm.
810	00:36:09,083	00:36:11,753	if you keep reminding me of all the super powers I don't have...	if you keep reminding me of all the super powers I don't have...
811	00:36:11,836	00:36:14,086	-Yes? -...you'll miss the ones I do have.	-Yes? -...you'll miss the ones I do have.
812	00:36:14,172	00:36:15,632	Like your brute strength?	Like your brute strength?
813	00:36:15,715	00:36:16,875	And my winning smile.	And my winning smile.
814	00:36:16,966	00:36:19,796	Yeah, and I have X-ray vision. I can see through shit.	Yeah, and I have X-ray vision. I can see through shit.
815	00:36:24,223	00:36:26,023	-"I can see through shit." -Yes, I can!	-"I can see through shit." -Yes, I can!
816	00:36:28,186	00:36:29,476	[sighs]	[sighs]
817	00:36:31,189	00:36:32,899	So, how is Michelle doing anyway?	So, how is Michelle doing anyway?
818	00:36:37,945	00:36:38,775	Fine.	Fine.
819	00:36:38,946	00:36:40,196	-Yeah? -Mm-hm.	-Yeah? -Mm-hm.
820	00:36:40,740	00:36:41,700	What is she up to?	What is she up to?
821	00:36:42,325	00:36:43,405	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
822	00:36:43,492	00:36:44,912	-You know Michelle. -Mm-hm.	-You know Michelle. -Mm-hm.
823	00:36:44,994	00:36:46,584	She's either visiting an ostrich farm	She's either visiting an ostrich farm
824	00:36:46,662	00:36:48,502	or trying to become an astronaut.	or trying to become an astronaut.
825	00:36:48,581	00:36:53,341	[chuckles] Yeah. She tried to convince me once to grow crystals in our bathroom.	[chuckles] Yeah. She tried to convince me once to grow crystals in our bathroom.
826	00:36:53,419	00:36:55,129	[chuckles] Said we'd make a fortune.	[chuckles] Said we'd make a fortune.
827	00:36:55,880	00:36:56,800	[Yolanda chuckles]	[Yolanda chuckles]
828	00:36:57,340	00:36:58,220	I should get going.	I should get going.
829	00:36:59,592	00:37:00,642	Hey, are you sure?	Hey, are you sure?
830	00:37:01,469	00:37:03,469	Yeah. Tow truck will be showing up soon.	Yeah. Tow truck will be showing up soon.
831	00:37:04,096	00:37:05,636	My whole life's in that thing.	My whole life's in that thing.
832	00:37:10,478	00:37:12,398	Yes, but in a hyper-capitalist framework,	Yes, but in a hyper-capitalist framework,
833	00:37:12,480	00:37:15,520	reparations would be counter-intuitive to a nation's productivity.	reparations would be counter-intuitive to a nation's productivity.
834	00:37:15,608	00:37:18,528	I'd contend that a nation's productivity would improve	I'd contend that a nation's productivity would improve
835	00:37:18,611	00:37:21,281	if its citizens could endorse their government's morality.	if its citizens could endorse their government's morality.
836	00:37:21,364	00:37:22,874	Isn't that what this is all about, anyway?	Isn't that what this is all about, anyway?
837	00:37:22,949	00:37:24,159	What's right and what's wrong?	What's right and what's wrong?
838	00:37:24,242	00:37:26,412	Take my parents, for example.	Take my parents, for example.
839	00:37:26,827	00:37:27,867	They got divorced.	They got divorced.
840	00:37:29,247	00:37:30,117	It was amicable.	It was amicable.
841	00:37:30,915	00:37:34,835	But only because my father made reparations to my mother	But only because my father made reparations to my mother
842	00:37:34,919	00:37:37,209	for being absent for many years.	for being absent for many years.
843	00:37:37,296	00:37:39,626	So you're contending that your mother was the victim?	So you're contending that your mother was the victim?
844	00:37:39,715	00:37:42,505	I-- I guess, but I mean that the situation was resolved	I-- I guess, but I mean that the situation was resolved
845	00:37:42,593	00:37:45,013	because one party admitted guilt.	because one party admitted guilt.
846	00:37:47,556	00:37:48,516	One party?	One party?
847	00:37:49,225	00:37:55,055	My point is that institutions as small as families and as big as nations	My point is that institutions as small as families and as big as nations
848	00:37:55,147	00:37:57,727	can only move on with the truth.	can only move on with the truth.
849	00:37:57,817	00:38:00,067	I mean, don't you think when someone was wronged in the past	I mean, don't you think when someone was wronged in the past
850	00:38:00,152	00:38:03,952	that the offending party has an obligation to address that grievance?	that the offending party has an obligation to address that grievance?
851	00:38:04,407	00:38:05,827	Even if it's years later?	Even if it's years later?
852	00:38:18,421	00:38:19,631	You make a great point.	You make a great point.
853	00:38:23,801	00:38:24,641	[sighs]	[sighs]
854	00:38:25,136	00:38:27,046	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
855	00:38:27,138	00:38:29,138	Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu!
856	00:38:29,223	00:38:31,893	-We did it, boys! Yes! -Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!	-We did it, boys! Yes! -Wu! Wu! Wu! Wu!
857	00:38:31,976	00:38:33,846	Wu! Wu! Wu!	Wu! Wu! Wu!
858	00:38:33,936	00:38:35,936	Hey! What was that?	Hey! What was that?
859	00:38:36,439	00:38:37,979	Why didn't you drop the trainer hammer?	Why didn't you drop the trainer hammer?
860	00:38:38,065	00:38:40,275	I'm sorry, the moment came and I just couldn't do it.	I'm sorry, the moment came and I just couldn't do it.
861	00:38:40,359	00:38:42,149	Oh, so, you can be mean when it helps you	Oh, so, you can be mean when it helps you
862	00:38:42,236	00:38:43,856	but not when it might actually help me?	but not when it might actually help me?
863	00:38:44,739	00:38:46,029	[sighs] You're right.	[sighs] You're right.
864	00:38:46,574	00:38:48,334	You're right, April. You're right about a lot of stuff,	You're right, April. You're right about a lot of stuff,
865	00:38:48,409	00:38:49,699	like the fact that I was your bully.	like the fact that I was your bully.
866	00:38:49,785	00:38:50,995	What are you talking about?	What are you talking about?
867	00:38:51,078	00:38:53,868	In fifth grade, we were close and I gave you away and I'm sorry.	In fifth grade, we were close and I gave you away and I'm sorry.
868	00:38:54,540	00:38:55,460	What?	What?
869	00:38:55,958	00:38:58,918	I don't care about your stupid apology.	I don't care about your stupid apology.
870	00:38:59,003	00:39:01,553	You know what's going on with my family right now.	You know what's going on with my family right now.
871	00:39:01,630	00:39:04,220	We have become the black sheep of the entire community.	We have become the black sheep of the entire community.
872	00:39:04,300	00:39:05,380	I needed a win.	I needed a win.
873	00:39:05,468	00:39:07,348	Healing of our relationship is bigger than a win.	Healing of our relationship is bigger than a win.
874	00:39:07,428	00:39:09,388	Says the person who wins all the time!	Says the person who wins all the time!
875	00:39:10,264	00:39:11,104	-April--! -No!	-April--! -No!
876	00:39:11,182	00:39:13,142	You screwed me over then and you screwed me over now.	You screwed me over then and you screwed me over now.
877	00:39:13,225	00:39:15,385	I didn't think our relationship could get worse.	I didn't think our relationship could get worse.
878	00:39:15,770	00:39:16,690	I was wrong.	I was wrong.
879	00:39:26,697	00:39:28,567	Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you.	Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you.
880	00:39:28,657	00:39:30,027	-Hope to see you next year? -Thanks.	-Hope to see you next year? -Thanks.
881	00:39:31,035	00:39:33,285	[breathing fast]	[breathing fast]
882	00:39:42,963	00:39:45,513	[moans ecstatically]	[moans ecstatically]
883	00:39:58,396	00:40:00,516	[gasps]	[gasps]
884	00:40:01,440	00:40:02,570	[grunts]	[grunts]
885	00:40:14,036	00:40:15,116	Uh... hmm.	Uh... hmm.
886	00:40:19,917	00:40:21,497	[doors thud]	[doors thud]
887	00:40:50,239	00:40:52,489	["Mother" playing]	["Mother" playing]
888	00:41:05,171	00:41:07,011	♪ Mother ♪	♪ Mother ♪
889	00:41:07,506	00:41:10,586	♪ Tell your children not to walk my way ♪	♪ Tell your children not to walk my way ♪
890	00:41:11,218	00:41:13,848	♪ Tell your children Not to hear my words ♪	♪ Tell your children Not to hear my words ♪
891	00:41:13,929	00:41:16,139	♪ What they mean What they say ♪	♪ What they mean What they say ♪
892	00:41:16,223	00:41:17,813	♪ Mother ♪	♪ Mother ♪
893	00:41:19,810	00:41:21,190	♪ Mother ♪	♪ Mother ♪
894	00:41:22,021	00:41:25,021	♪ Can you keep them in the dark for life ?	♪ Can you keep them in the dark for life ?
895	00:41:25,608	00:41:28,688	♪ Can you hide them From the waiting world ♪	♪ Can you hide them From the waiting world ♪
896	00:41:29,195	00:41:32,235	♪ Oh mother ♪	♪ Oh mother ♪
897	00:41:34,116	00:41:35,826	♪ Father ♪	♪ Father ♪
898	00:41:36,327	00:41:39,367	♪ Gonna take your daughter out tonight ♪	♪ Gonna take your daughter out tonight ♪
899	00:41:39,872	00:41:42,632	♪ Gonna show her my world ♪	♪ Gonna show her my world ♪
900	00:41:43,334	00:41:48,264	♪ Oh father ♪	♪ Oh father ♪
901	00:41:48,756	00:41:51,836	♪ Not about to see your light ♪	♪ Not about to see your light ♪
902	00:41:52,301	00:41:55,261	♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪	♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪
903	00:41:55,346	00:41:58,676	♪ I can show you what it's like ♪	♪ I can show you what it's like ♪
904	00:41:59,433	00:42:01,443	♪ Till you're bleeding ♪	♪ Till you're bleeding ♪
905	00:42:01,852	00:42:05,192	♪ Not about to see your light ♪	♪ Not about to see your light ♪
906	00:42:05,272	00:42:08,282	♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪	♪ But if you want to find hell with me ♪
907	00:42:08,359	00:42:11,149	♪ I can show you what it's ♪	♪ I can show you what it's ♪
908	00:42:13,864	00:42:15,284	♪ Mother ♪	♪ Mother ♪
909	00:42:16,116	00:42:18,906	♪ Tell your children Not to hold my hand ♪	♪ Tell your children Not to hold my hand ♪
910	00:42:19,411	00:42:22,001	♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪	♪ Tell your children not to understand ♪
911	00:42:22,456	00:42:25,496	♪ Oh mother ♪	♪ Oh mother ♪
912	00:42:27,044	00:42:28,464	♪ Father ♪	♪ Father ♪
913	00:42:29,046	00:42:31,796	♪ Do you want to bang heads with me ♪	♪ Do you want to bang heads with me ♪
914	00:42:32,341	00:42:35,091	♪ Do you want to feel everything ♪	♪ Do you want to feel everything ♪
915	00:42:35,511	00:42:39,141	♪ Oh father ♪	♪ Oh father ♪
916	00:42:40,849	00:42:44,189	♪ Not about to see your light ♪	♪ Not about to see your light ♪
917	00:42:44,270	00:42:47,150	♪ And if you want to find hell with me ♪	♪ And if you want to find hell with me ♪