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1 | 00:00:06,006 | 00:00:08,006 | ["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing] | ["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing] |
2 | 00:00:17,600 | 00:00:20,940 | ♪ I'm comin' home, I've done my time ♪ | ♪ I'm comin' home, I've done my time ♪ |
3 | 00:00:22,188 | 00:00:25,858 | ♪ Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine ♪ | ♪ Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine ♪ |
4 | 00:00:25,942 | 00:00:26,902 | [groans] | [groans] |
5 | 00:00:27,652 | 00:00:30,032 | ♪ If you received my letter ♪ | ♪ If you received my letter ♪ |
6 | 00:00:30,113 | 00:00:32,243 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
7 | 00:00:33,616 | 00:00:36,326 | ♪ Then you'll know just what to do ♪ | ♪ Then you'll know just what to do ♪ |
8 | 00:00:36,411 | 00:00:38,541 | ♪ If you still want me ♪ | ♪ If you still want me ♪ |
9 | 00:00:39,164 | 00:00:42,884 | ♪ If you still want me ♪ | ♪ If you still want me ♪ |
10 | 00:00:44,377 | 00:00:49,627 | ♪ Oh, tie a yellow ribbon round that old oak tree ♪ | ♪ Oh, tie a yellow ribbon round that old oak tree ♪ |
11 | 00:00:49,716 | 00:00:52,136 | ♪ It's been three long years ♪ | ♪ It's been three long years ♪ |
12 | 00:00:52,218 | 00:00:54,678 | ♪ Do you still want me ♪ | ♪ Do you still want me ♪ |
13 | 00:00:54,763 | 00:00:55,683 | ♪ Still want me ♪ | ♪ Still want me ♪ |
14 | 00:00:55,764 | 00:00:57,894 | ♪ If I don't see a ribbon ♪ | ♪ If I don't see a ribbon ♪ |
15 | 00:00:57,974 | 00:01:00,734 | ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ | ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ |
16 | 00:01:00,810 | 00:01:03,940 | ♪ I'll stay on the bus Forget about us ♪ | ♪ I'll stay on the bus Forget about us ♪ |
17 | 00:01:04,022 | 00:01:06,442 | ♪ Put the blame on me ♪ | ♪ Put the blame on me ♪ |
18 | 00:01:06,524 | 00:01:09,364 | ♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon ♪ | ♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon ♪ |
19 | 00:01:09,444 | 00:01:13,164 | ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ | ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ |
20 | 00:01:28,088 | 00:01:30,668 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
21 | 00:01:30,757 | 00:01:33,047 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
22 | 00:01:50,235 | 00:01:51,815 | [Sterling] I don't feel like myself. | [Sterling] I don't feel like myself. |
23 | 00:01:51,903 | 00:01:54,243 | Is it, like, angst from missing Luke? | Is it, like, angst from missing Luke? |
24 | 00:01:54,322 | 00:01:57,912 | [sighs] I guess so. It's so weird not seeing him every second after school | [sighs] I guess so. It's so weird not seeing him every second after school |
25 | 00:01:57,992 | 00:01:58,872 | or Sat through Sun. | or Sat through Sun. |
26 | 00:01:58,952 | 00:02:00,912 | It's like I have phantom limb syndrome. | It's like I have phantom limb syndrome. |
27 | 00:02:01,579 | 00:02:02,579 | I can say that, right? | I can say that, right? |
28 | 00:02:03,081 | 00:02:06,501 | Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful to our soldiers who actually have it. | Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful to our soldiers who actually have it. |
29 | 00:02:06,584 | 00:02:08,464 | I don't know what to do with all my free time now. | I don't know what to do with all my free time now. |
30 | 00:02:08,545 | 00:02:09,955 | I've read four novels this week. | I've read four novels this week. |
31 | 00:02:10,046 | 00:02:12,336 | You are sort of monologuing about yourself. | You are sort of monologuing about yourself. |
32 | 00:02:12,423 | 00:02:15,013 | [sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter. | [sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter. |
33 | 00:02:15,093 | 00:02:16,393 | Mom is being so unfair. | Mom is being so unfair. |
34 | 00:02:16,469 | 00:02:18,969 | Especially since she porked before she was married. | Especially since she porked before she was married. |
35 | 00:02:20,056 | 00:02:21,346 | Speaking of our dear mother, | Speaking of our dear mother, |
36 | 00:02:21,432 | 00:02:24,692 | when she and Dad go to that party thing in a couple of days, | when she and Dad go to that party thing in a couple of days, |
37 | 00:02:25,103 | 00:02:26,193 | Miles is going to come over | Miles is going to come over |
38 | 00:02:26,271 | 00:02:28,981 | and we're going to have a relaxed, house-to-ourselves sort of night. | and we're going to have a relaxed, house-to-ourselves sort of night. |
39 | 00:02:29,065 | 00:02:30,775 | But you won't be by yourselves, I'll be there. | But you won't be by yourselves, I'll be there. |
40 | 00:02:31,693 | 00:02:35,073 | Right. You can be there, but maybe don't crowd us. | Right. You can be there, but maybe don't crowd us. |
41 | 00:02:36,281 | 00:02:37,571 | Wait. Are you guys gonna-- | Wait. Are you guys gonna-- |
42 | 00:02:37,657 | 00:02:39,157 | I think yes! I think we're gonna do it. | I think yes! I think we're gonna do it. |
43 | 00:02:39,242 | 00:02:40,742 | I really, really like Miles, | I really, really like Miles, |
44 | 00:02:40,827 | 00:02:42,907 | and I've been talking about sex for so long | and I've been talking about sex for so long |
45 | 00:02:42,996 | 00:02:45,286 | that it's time to put my money where my mouth is. | that it's time to put my money where my mouth is. |
46 | 00:02:45,373 | 00:02:47,673 | -Ew. -[school bell rings] | -Ew. -[school bell rings] |
47 | 00:02:47,750 | 00:02:49,130 | -You know what I mean. -I do. | -You know what I mean. -I do. |
48 | 00:02:49,210 | 00:02:52,130 | It's like that time when I begged for bangs and when I finally got them, | It's like that time when I begged for bangs and when I finally got them, |
49 | 00:02:52,213 | 00:02:53,673 | I looked like a German boy who pick-pocketed, | I looked like a German boy who pick-pocketed, |
50 | 00:02:53,756 | 00:02:55,046 | but I was really glad I did it. | but I was really glad I did it. |
51 | 00:02:55,425 | 00:02:57,255 | -[feedback over speaker] -[man] Students and faculty, | -[feedback over speaker] -[man] Students and faculty, |
52 | 00:02:57,343 | 00:02:58,893 | I was hoping to begin announcements | I was hoping to begin announcements |
53 | 00:02:58,970 | 00:03:00,970 | with the news of our Boys Basketball's | with the news of our Boys Basketball's |
54 | 00:03:01,055 | 00:03:04,425 | tremendous 85 to 24 victory over St. Andrews. | tremendous 85 to 24 victory over St. Andrews. |
55 | 00:03:05,685 | 00:03:07,265 | And I guess I just did, | And I guess I just did, |
56 | 00:03:07,353 | 00:03:09,523 | but I have some very sad news. | but I have some very sad news. |
57 | 00:03:09,772 | 00:03:12,572 | Mr. Koontz, our beloved substitute teacher, | Mr. Koontz, our beloved substitute teacher, |
58 | 00:03:12,650 | 00:03:14,440 | has shed his mortal coil. | has shed his mortal coil. |
59 | 00:03:15,862 | 00:03:17,162 | -He died. -[students gasp] | -He died. -[students gasp] |
60 | 00:03:17,238 | 00:03:19,278 | -What? -Please join me for a moment of silence | -What? -Please join me for a moment of silence |
61 | 00:03:19,365 | 00:03:21,365 | for our dearly departed. | for our dearly departed. |
62 | 00:03:26,164 | 00:03:27,424 | -Who? -Shh. | -Who? -Shh. |
63 | 00:03:28,166 | 00:03:31,166 | [voice wavering] Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor. | [voice wavering] Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor. |
64 | 00:03:31,252 | 00:03:33,632 | He legit explained Algebra II to me once. | He legit explained Algebra II to me once. |
65 | 00:03:33,713 | 00:03:35,013 | It was a game changer. | It was a game changer. |
66 | 00:03:35,298 | 00:03:37,588 | He always waved at me in the hallway | He always waved at me in the hallway |
67 | 00:03:37,675 | 00:03:39,425 | and I never waved back. | and I never waved back. |
68 | 00:03:39,761 | 00:03:41,931 | But I realize now, | But I realize now, |
69 | 00:03:42,847 | 00:03:44,637 | Koontz taught me how to love. | Koontz taught me how to love. |
70 | 00:03:45,433 | 00:03:46,943 | -[cell phone dings] -That was beautiful. | -[cell phone dings] -That was beautiful. |
71 | 00:03:47,769 | 00:03:48,939 | What kind of filter do you want? | What kind of filter do you want? |
72 | 00:03:49,020 | 00:03:50,190 | Okay, scooch together. | Okay, scooch together. |
73 | 00:03:50,772 | 00:03:52,022 | Have you thought about how technically | Have you thought about how technically |
74 | 00:03:52,106 | 00:03:53,726 | this is the first dead person we've ever known? | this is the first dead person we've ever known? |
75 | 00:03:53,816 | 00:03:55,356 | Because we never knew Mee-maw and Dee-daw. | Because we never knew Mee-maw and Dee-daw. |
76 | 00:03:55,443 | 00:03:57,953 | You're right. We've only ever known dead pets. | You're right. We've only ever known dead pets. |
77 | 00:03:58,196 | 00:04:00,656 | Two hamsters, one cat, one dog and another cat. | Two hamsters, one cat, one dog and another cat. |
78 | 00:04:01,074 | 00:04:03,744 | [groans] Fluffernutter doesn't count. She was such a bitch. | [groans] Fluffernutter doesn't count. She was such a bitch. |
79 | 00:04:05,161 | 00:04:07,001 | I'm trying to picture him in Heaven. | I'm trying to picture him in Heaven. |
80 | 00:04:07,956 | 00:04:09,166 | Is it clouds? | Is it clouds? |
81 | 00:04:09,999 | 00:04:12,589 | The logistics of a cloud land are super insane. | The logistics of a cloud land are super insane. |
82 | 00:04:12,752 | 00:04:14,132 | I always picture a palace. | I always picture a palace. |
83 | 00:04:14,712 | 00:04:16,342 | But is he even in Heaven? | But is he even in Heaven? |
84 | 00:04:17,173 | 00:04:19,093 | Blair, he was a Christian. He went to Heaven. | Blair, he was a Christian. He went to Heaven. |
85 | 00:04:19,592 | 00:04:21,092 | -Not necessarily. -[Sterling gasps] Oh. | -Not necessarily. -[Sterling gasps] Oh. |
86 | 00:04:21,177 | 00:04:23,177 | Jeez, my butthole is in my throat. | Jeez, my butthole is in my throat. |
87 | 00:04:23,263 | 00:04:24,723 | Luke, what are you doing? | Luke, what are you doing? |
88 | 00:04:24,806 | 00:04:26,766 | Oh. I wanted to surprise you. | Oh. I wanted to surprise you. |
89 | 00:04:27,558 | 00:04:29,808 | Keep our romance alive during the struggle. | Keep our romance alive during the struggle. |
90 | 00:04:31,729 | 00:04:33,979 | I know that we're pressing pause outside of school, | I know that we're pressing pause outside of school, |
91 | 00:04:34,065 | 00:04:36,525 | but I want you to know-- I need you to know | but I want you to know-- I need you to know |
92 | 00:04:37,151 | 00:04:39,281 | that I'm not pressing pause on my love for you. | that I'm not pressing pause on my love for you. |
93 | 00:04:40,029 | 00:04:41,909 | It's still playing at full blast. | It's still playing at full blast. |
94 | 00:04:41,990 | 00:04:43,120 | And mine's on repeat. | And mine's on repeat. |
95 | 00:04:43,199 | 00:04:45,989 | Your activities log was such a great idea, babe. | Your activities log was such a great idea, babe. |
96 | 00:04:46,077 | 00:04:48,077 | I want us to know everything the other is doing, | I want us to know everything the other is doing, |
97 | 00:04:48,162 | 00:04:49,582 | even if we can't do it together. | even if we can't do it together. |
98 | 00:04:49,664 | 00:04:52,214 | I saw you did thirty minutes of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m. | I saw you did thirty minutes of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m. |
99 | 00:04:52,292 | 00:04:53,672 | and then straight into band practice, | and then straight into band practice, |
100 | 00:04:53,751 | 00:04:56,381 | followed by an orange juice and then straight into a milk? | followed by an orange juice and then straight into a milk? |
101 | 00:04:56,462 | 00:04:59,802 | I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard. | I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard. |
102 | 00:04:59,882 | 00:05:01,842 | I know in my heart of hearts, though, | I know in my heart of hearts, though, |
103 | 00:05:02,302 | 00:05:05,562 | that a little time apart outside of school can't touch us. | that a little time apart outside of school can't touch us. |
104 | 00:05:06,055 | 00:05:07,215 | We're going to be together forever. | We're going to be together forever. |
105 | 00:05:07,807 | 00:05:08,887 | Um, excuse me for living, | Um, excuse me for living, |
106 | 00:05:08,975 | 00:05:11,685 | but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven? | but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven? |
107 | 00:05:11,769 | 00:05:12,849 | Did you ever notice | Did you ever notice |
108 | 00:05:12,937 | 00:05:14,807 | how Koontz didn't participate in morning prayer? | how Koontz didn't participate in morning prayer? |
109 | 00:05:15,231 | 00:05:16,901 | Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue. | Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue. |
110 | 00:05:16,983 | 00:05:18,323 | Mm-mm. He was agnostic. | Mm-mm. He was agnostic. |
111 | 00:05:18,401 | 00:05:19,991 | Is that where you think that God is a woman? | Is that where you think that God is a woman? |
112 | 00:05:20,069 | 00:05:22,029 | No. It's where you don't know what to believe, | No. It's where you don't know what to believe, |
113 | 00:05:22,113 | 00:05:24,953 | which is bizarre, because it's all right there in the Bible. | which is bizarre, because it's all right there in the Bible. |
114 | 00:05:25,033 | 00:05:27,623 | You're a real source of info this morn. | You're a real source of info this morn. |
115 | 00:05:27,702 | 00:05:30,042 | Vlad the groundskeeper was the one who found him. | Vlad the groundskeeper was the one who found him. |
116 | 00:05:30,121 | 00:05:32,621 | He told me that he was lying all alone on the edge of the field, | He told me that he was lying all alone on the edge of the field, |
117 | 00:05:32,707 | 00:05:34,827 | a crustless PB and J lying next to him. | a crustless PB and J lying next to him. |
118 | 00:05:34,917 | 00:05:36,337 | -That's awful. -I know. | -That's awful. -I know. |
119 | 00:05:36,419 | 00:05:39,169 | He has to go on a month-long paid vacation to recover. | He has to go on a month-long paid vacation to recover. |
120 | 00:05:39,255 | 00:05:41,835 | No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone. | No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone. |
121 | 00:05:41,924 | 00:05:44,344 | I can't think of anything worse than to be alone in this life. | I can't think of anything worse than to be alone in this life. |
122 | 00:05:44,427 | 00:05:46,297 | Oh, no, no, no, baby. | Oh, no, no, no, baby. |
123 | 00:05:46,387 | 00:05:48,057 | That's not going to happen to us. | That's not going to happen to us. |
124 | 00:05:48,556 | 00:05:50,096 | We're going to be hand-in-hand | We're going to be hand-in-hand |
125 | 00:05:50,391 | 00:05:52,311 | looking down at our memorial from Heaven, | looking down at our memorial from Heaven, |
126 | 00:05:52,393 | 00:05:54,403 | watching our children celebrate us, | watching our children celebrate us, |
127 | 00:05:54,479 | 00:05:55,939 | and our children's children, | and our children's children, |
128 | 00:05:56,564 | 00:05:58,324 | and their friends if they would like to come. | and their friends if they would like to come. |
129 | 00:05:58,399 | 00:05:59,609 | All will be welcome. | All will be welcome. |
130 | 00:06:00,151 | 00:06:01,901 | Oh. Have you already planned it? | Oh. Have you already planned it? |
131 | 00:06:01,986 | 00:06:03,606 | Yes, I have some ideas. | Yes, I have some ideas. |
132 | 00:06:04,197 | 00:06:05,527 | [both chuckle quietly] | [both chuckle quietly] |
133 | 00:06:05,615 | 00:06:06,735 | A memorial? | A memorial? |
134 | 00:06:07,283 | 00:06:10,243 | Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned. | Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned. |
135 | 00:06:10,328 | 00:06:12,208 | [April] Didn't you hear the moment of silence? | [April] Didn't you hear the moment of silence? |
136 | 00:06:12,288 | 00:06:14,748 | -It was, like, eight seconds. -Mm-hm. | -It was, like, eight seconds. -Mm-hm. |
137 | 00:06:15,249 | 00:06:16,709 | That's all we're going to do for him? | That's all we're going to do for him? |
138 | 00:06:16,793 | 00:06:17,713 | He was a nice man. | He was a nice man. |
139 | 00:06:17,794 | 00:06:19,674 | I saw him brake for a squirrel once, | I saw him brake for a squirrel once, |
140 | 00:06:20,129 | 00:06:21,919 | -and then he got rear-ended. -Oh. | -and then he got rear-ended. -Oh. |
141 | 00:06:22,006 | 00:06:24,546 | Don't you feel that as Christians, we should honor him? | Don't you feel that as Christians, we should honor him? |
142 | 00:06:24,634 | 00:06:25,894 | Of course, dear, | Of course, dear, |
143 | 00:06:25,968 | 00:06:28,548 | but he didn't have that deep of a tie to the school. | but he didn't have that deep of a tie to the school. |
144 | 00:06:28,638 | 00:06:31,928 | I mean, for instance, if he had gone to Willingham as a student, | I mean, for instance, if he had gone to Willingham as a student, |
145 | 00:06:32,016 | 00:06:33,346 | and then he came back to teach, | and then he came back to teach, |
146 | 00:06:33,434 | 00:06:36,354 | I mean, we'd definitely have a service for someone like that. | I mean, we'd definitely have a service for someone like that. |
147 | 00:06:36,437 | 00:06:38,477 | And if we did, I'm sure there'd be a mix CD | And if we did, I'm sure there'd be a mix CD |
148 | 00:06:38,564 | 00:06:40,364 | in her upper left-hand desk drawer. | in her upper left-hand desk drawer. |
149 | 00:06:41,025 | 00:06:44,145 | Well, we would love to take it upon ourselves | Well, we would love to take it upon ourselves |
150 | 00:06:44,237 | 00:06:47,117 | and put together a memorial for him, if that's okay. | and put together a memorial for him, if that's okay. |
151 | 00:06:47,198 | 00:06:48,238 | -Oh. -And it should be, | -Oh. -And it should be, |
152 | 00:06:48,324 | 00:06:50,834 | since it's a school activity, during school hours. | since it's a school activity, during school hours. |
153 | 00:06:51,536 | 00:06:54,286 | That is so lovely and thoughtful of you. | That is so lovely and thoughtful of you. |
154 | 00:06:55,039 | 00:06:58,879 | I also had the idea to put on a memorial for him. | I also had the idea to put on a memorial for him. |
155 | 00:06:59,168 | 00:07:03,298 | It slipped my mind because of my devastation over his demise. | It slipped my mind because of my devastation over his demise. |
156 | 00:07:03,381 | 00:07:04,221 | Oh. | Oh. |
157 | 00:07:04,298 | 00:07:07,508 | I'm wracked with grief. | I'm wracked with grief. |
158 | 00:07:07,593 | 00:07:09,143 | -Oh. -Hm. | -Oh. -Hm. |
159 | 00:07:09,220 | 00:07:11,720 | I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist | I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist |
160 | 00:07:11,806 | 00:07:13,926 | because they allow the regular teachers to be lazy. | because they allow the regular teachers to be lazy. |
161 | 00:07:14,016 | 00:07:15,766 | -Mmm. -It doesn't sound like me. | -Mmm. -It doesn't sound like me. |
162 | 00:07:15,852 | 00:07:17,312 | Do you know how you sound? | Do you know how you sound? |
163 | 00:07:18,062 | 00:07:20,152 | I will set my grief aside | I will set my grief aside |
164 | 00:07:20,231 | 00:07:25,571 | and since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome. | and since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome. |
165 | 00:07:26,070 | 00:07:28,820 | I mean, the three of us together. | I mean, the three of us together. |
166 | 00:07:29,407 | 00:07:32,367 | Well, that's really sweet, um, but-- but we really feel like the Lord | Well, that's really sweet, um, but-- but we really feel like the Lord |
167 | 00:07:32,452 | 00:07:34,622 | meant for us to take on this challenge together, | meant for us to take on this challenge together, |
168 | 00:07:34,704 | 00:07:35,754 | just the two of us. | just the two of us. |
169 | 00:07:35,830 | 00:07:37,710 | Well, as Fellowship leader, | Well, as Fellowship leader, |
170 | 00:07:37,790 | 00:07:42,040 | it's my duty to lead during times of emotional distress. | it's my duty to lead during times of emotional distress. |
171 | 00:07:42,545 | 00:07:43,455 | We'll plan it together. | We'll plan it together. |
172 | 00:07:43,546 | 00:07:45,506 | [Ellen] What a great idea. | [Ellen] What a great idea. |
173 | 00:07:45,923 | 00:07:48,803 | Yes, and rekindling old friendships | Yes, and rekindling old friendships |
174 | 00:07:48,885 | 00:07:50,925 | because I know y'all were close once. | because I know y'all were close once. |
175 | 00:07:51,637 | 00:07:52,887 | That was a long time ago. | That was a long time ago. |
176 | 00:07:52,972 | 00:07:55,392 | Should we talk logistics, pick a theme? | Should we talk logistics, pick a theme? |
177 | 00:07:55,892 | 00:07:57,442 | Isn't the theme "death"? | Isn't the theme "death"? |
178 | 00:07:58,144 | 00:07:58,984 | Or "memory". | Or "memory". |
179 | 00:07:59,562 | 00:08:00,612 | We can do better. | We can do better. |
180 | 00:08:00,688 | 00:08:02,818 | [Ellen] See? What a great team! | [Ellen] See? What a great team! |
181 | 00:08:02,899 | 00:08:03,939 | I mean, my goodness! | I mean, my goodness! |
182 | 00:08:04,025 | 00:08:06,105 | I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all | I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all |
183 | 00:08:06,194 | 00:08:08,284 | -when I was a Willingham student. -[April chuckles] | -when I was a Willingham student. -[April chuckles] |
184 | 00:08:08,362 | 00:08:10,322 | But in many ways, I'm still a student. | But in many ways, I'm still a student. |
185 | 00:08:10,823 | 00:08:12,783 | I'm just always learning. | I'm just always learning. |
186 | 00:08:14,035 | 00:08:15,495 | Always learning. | Always learning. |
187 | 00:08:22,168 | 00:08:23,128 | I need to eat. | I need to eat. |
188 | 00:08:23,753 | 00:08:25,463 | -All right. -[Sterling squeals quietly] | -All right. -[Sterling squeals quietly] |
189 | 00:08:25,546 | 00:08:28,046 | These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here. | These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here. |
190 | 00:08:28,132 | 00:08:29,302 | So, come on. Let's go. | So, come on. Let's go. |
191 | 00:08:29,383 | 00:08:31,183 | Wait, Bowsy. | Wait, Bowsy. |
192 | 00:08:31,594 | 00:08:33,604 | We want the tour. Be like a tour guide, | We want the tour. Be like a tour guide, |
193 | 00:08:33,679 | 00:08:35,309 | except one that doesn't limit follow-up questions. | except one that doesn't limit follow-up questions. |
194 | 00:08:35,389 | 00:08:37,849 | Yes, and we want anecdotes. | Yes, and we want anecdotes. |
195 | 00:08:37,934 | 00:08:41,274 | Like, was this couch hard to get through that door? | Like, was this couch hard to get through that door? |
196 | 00:08:41,354 | 00:08:42,274 | Okay, and go. | Okay, and go. |
197 | 00:08:42,855 | 00:08:44,355 | Um... Hi! | Um... Hi! |
198 | 00:08:45,191 | 00:08:46,861 | -Welcome to the tour! -[giggles] | -Welcome to the tour! -[giggles] |
199 | 00:08:47,860 | 00:08:48,990 | This is the tour. | This is the tour. |
200 | 00:08:51,239 | 00:08:52,069 | One room? | One room? |
201 | 00:08:52,698 | 00:08:53,528 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
202 | 00:08:53,616 | 00:08:55,366 | I like to be able to stand in any one spot | I like to be able to stand in any one spot |
203 | 00:08:55,451 | 00:08:57,831 | and behold the entirety of my domain | and behold the entirety of my domain |
204 | 00:08:57,912 | 00:08:59,752 | and all my personal possessions. | and all my personal possessions. |
205 | 00:08:59,830 | 00:09:00,830 | [Blair gasps] | [Blair gasps] |
206 | 00:09:00,915 | 00:09:02,455 | That is so sad. | That is so sad. |
207 | 00:09:03,042 | 00:09:05,212 | You lost all your belongings in a fire. | You lost all your belongings in a fire. |
208 | 00:09:06,087 | 00:09:06,957 | No, I didn't. | No, I didn't. |
209 | 00:09:07,380 | 00:09:08,550 | Then where are they? | Then where are they? |
210 | 00:09:09,507 | 00:09:11,127 | You're looking at them. The... | You're looking at them. The... |
211 | 00:09:11,217 | 00:09:14,757 | Concert posters, vinyl, wardrobe, and one pant. | Concert posters, vinyl, wardrobe, and one pant. |
212 | 00:09:15,346 | 00:09:18,846 | A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants? | A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants? |
213 | 00:09:19,433 | 00:09:20,893 | It's a pan that's also a pot. | It's a pan that's also a pot. |
214 | 00:09:21,477 | 00:09:23,347 | Hey, can we get back to the boxes? | Hey, can we get back to the boxes? |
215 | 00:09:23,437 | 00:09:25,017 | We've got a lot of boxes to move here. | We've got a lot of boxes to move here. |
216 | 00:09:25,106 | 00:09:28,566 | [groans] Why'd you order yogurt toppings to your apartment in the first place? | [groans] Why'd you order yogurt toppings to your apartment in the first place? |
217 | 00:09:28,651 | 00:09:31,031 | Because I hit the wrong mailing address on Amazong. | Because I hit the wrong mailing address on Amazong. |
218 | 00:09:33,030 | 00:09:34,070 | Did he just say, "Amazong"? | Did he just say, "Amazong"? |
219 | 00:09:34,156 | 00:09:35,366 | Yes, and I will never forget it. | Yes, and I will never forget it. |
220 | 00:09:35,449 | 00:09:36,619 | He needs more fixing than I thought. | He needs more fixing than I thought. |
221 | 00:09:36,701 | 00:09:37,871 | He's living in a flophouse. | He's living in a flophouse. |
222 | 00:09:37,952 | 00:09:40,582 | We have to encourage him to extend himself, but subtly. | We have to encourage him to extend himself, but subtly. |
223 | 00:09:40,663 | 00:09:43,083 | -He hates when we're too direct. -He hates it when we're most things, | -He hates when we're too direct. -He hates it when we're most things, |
224 | 00:09:43,165 | 00:09:45,165 | but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help. | but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help. |
225 | 00:09:45,251 | 00:09:47,671 | -Yes. Hey, Bowse? -Mm. | -Yes. Hey, Bowse? -Mm. |
226 | 00:09:47,753 | 00:09:49,213 | -You know what you should do? -Mm-mm. | -You know what you should do? -Mm-mm. |
227 | 00:09:49,297 | 00:09:51,127 | Not put your mattress directly on the floor. | Not put your mattress directly on the floor. |
228 | 00:09:51,215 | 00:09:52,675 | Do you think a woman wants to sleep on that? | Do you think a woman wants to sleep on that? |
229 | 00:09:52,758 | 00:09:54,968 | Hey, let's speed this up. New rule. | Hey, let's speed this up. New rule. |
230 | 00:09:55,428 | 00:09:57,718 | Everybody's gonna grab two boxes at a time. Come on! | Everybody's gonna grab two boxes at a time. Come on! |
231 | 00:09:57,805 | 00:10:00,885 | -Ow, my arms. -I haven't eaten yet this afternoon. | -Ow, my arms. -I haven't eaten yet this afternoon. |
232 | 00:10:00,975 | 00:10:02,135 | All right. [groans] | All right. [groans] |
233 | 00:10:02,643 | 00:10:03,893 | Smaller boxes go in the back. | Smaller boxes go in the back. |
234 | 00:10:03,978 | 00:10:04,898 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
235 | 00:10:08,232 | 00:10:09,282 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
236 | 00:10:09,900 | 00:10:11,030 | That's Terrance Coin. | That's Terrance Coin. |
237 | 00:10:16,824 | 00:10:18,874 | -Hey. -That's Terrance Coin. | -Hey. -That's Terrance Coin. |
238 | 00:10:18,951 | 00:10:20,751 | -Oh, Jesus. -What's he doing here? | -Oh, Jesus. -What's he doing here? |
239 | 00:10:21,454 | 00:10:24,714 | If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care, | If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care, |
240 | 00:10:25,207 | 00:10:27,287 | he would be getting his assignment from Yolanda. | he would be getting his assignment from Yolanda. |
241 | 00:10:27,376 | 00:10:28,746 | [both sigh] | [both sigh] |
242 | 00:10:29,378 | 00:10:30,498 | Bowser? | Bowser? |
243 | 00:10:30,588 | 00:10:31,838 | [groans] | [groans] |
244 | 00:10:31,922 | 00:10:33,472 | [Terrance chuckles] | [Terrance chuckles] |
245 | 00:10:33,549 | 00:10:35,299 | Is that the Bowster? | Is that the Bowster? |
246 | 00:10:35,384 | 00:10:37,054 | Yeah, well, it's-- you know. Hey-- | Yeah, well, it's-- you know. Hey-- |
247 | 00:10:37,136 | 00:10:38,546 | Bowsin' Bowser! | Bowsin' Bowser! |
248 | 00:10:38,638 | 00:10:39,638 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
249 | 00:10:39,722 | 00:10:40,562 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
250 | 00:10:40,931 | 00:10:41,851 | Sup, my guy? | Sup, my guy? |
251 | 00:10:41,932 | 00:10:43,482 | That's enough. Yeah, thank you. | That's enough. Yeah, thank you. |
252 | 00:10:43,559 | 00:10:47,359 | Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes. | Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes. |
253 | 00:10:47,438 | 00:10:48,728 | This is my, um... | This is my, um... |
254 | 00:10:49,190 | 00:10:52,440 | office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah. | office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah. |
255 | 00:10:53,152 | 00:10:54,322 | You look good, man. | You look good, man. |
256 | 00:10:54,403 | 00:10:55,823 | What's your workout regimen? | What's your workout regimen? |
257 | 00:10:57,323 | 00:11:00,083 | Well, I put on some weight, so, uh... eating. | Well, I put on some weight, so, uh... eating. |
258 | 00:11:00,159 | 00:11:02,409 | [both laugh] | [both laugh] |
259 | 00:11:02,495 | 00:11:04,115 | -You're in the building phase. -Well... | -You're in the building phase. -Well... |
260 | 00:11:04,205 | 00:11:05,665 | -I get it. I love it. -That's enough. | -I get it. I love it. -That's enough. |
261 | 00:11:05,998 | 00:11:07,998 | -Thank you. Mm-hm. -Keep up the good work, bro. | -Thank you. Mm-hm. -Keep up the good work, bro. |
262 | 00:11:08,084 | 00:11:10,214 | -[both] Bowser, please. Bowser, please. -Stop that. | -[both] Bowser, please. Bowser, please. -Stop that. |
263 | 00:11:10,294 | 00:11:11,804 | -Please! -Would you stop-- Hey, okay. | -Please! -Would you stop-- Hey, okay. |
264 | 00:11:11,879 | 00:11:14,879 | [groans] Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair. | [groans] Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair. |
265 | 00:11:14,965 | 00:11:16,755 | -Hi. -Hi. Blair. | -Hi. -Hi. Blair. |
266 | 00:11:16,842 | 00:11:19,472 | -You're gorgeous. -Really cool to meet you. | -You're gorgeous. -Really cool to meet you. |
267 | 00:11:19,553 | 00:11:20,763 | -It's really cool. -That's what I said! | -It's really cool. -That's what I said! |
268 | 00:11:20,846 | 00:11:23,966 | Nice to make your acquaintances. You all work with Bowser? | Nice to make your acquaintances. You all work with Bowser? |
269 | 00:11:24,058 | 00:11:24,888 | Mostly. | Mostly. |
270 | 00:11:25,601 | 00:11:26,731 | Uh... | Uh... |
271 | 00:11:26,811 | 00:11:27,651 | Mainly. | Mainly. |
272 | 00:11:28,979 | 00:11:29,899 | Strictly. We... | Strictly. We... |
273 | 00:11:30,314 | 00:11:32,114 | Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser. | Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser. |
274 | 00:11:32,191 | 00:11:34,031 | Please don't ask us to work with you. | Please don't ask us to work with you. |
275 | 00:11:34,110 | 00:11:37,450 | Uh... No, it's great, you know, meeting colleagues. | Uh... No, it's great, you know, meeting colleagues. |
276 | 00:11:38,072 | 00:11:40,032 | Folks that truly understand the work. | Folks that truly understand the work. |
277 | 00:11:40,116 | 00:11:41,026 | Yes. | Yes. |
278 | 00:11:41,117 | 00:11:43,987 | You know, I like to think of us as fishermen, | You know, I like to think of us as fishermen, |
279 | 00:11:44,537 | 00:11:46,327 | cutting through the freezing waters, | cutting through the freezing waters, |
280 | 00:11:47,415 | 00:11:50,035 | pulling in our nets hand over hand. | pulling in our nets hand over hand. |
281 | 00:11:50,626 | 00:11:53,496 | The catch of the day flopping on the icy deck, | The catch of the day flopping on the icy deck, |
282 | 00:11:53,921 | 00:11:56,881 | all to feed the mouth of justice. | all to feed the mouth of justice. |
283 | 00:11:57,341 | 00:11:58,971 | That hangry beast. | That hangry beast. |
284 | 00:12:01,053 | 00:12:01,893 | What? | What? |
285 | 00:12:01,971 | 00:12:05,521 | Well, I'm off to rope that dog-fighting ring king. | Well, I'm off to rope that dog-fighting ring king. |
286 | 00:12:06,142 | 00:12:07,102 | Till we meet again. | Till we meet again. |
287 | 00:12:07,184 | 00:12:08,604 | -Yes, please. -Bowser. | -Yes, please. -Bowser. |
288 | 00:12:08,686 | 00:12:10,436 | -Hey, you. -[Blair] Call us, let us know. | -Hey, you. -[Blair] Call us, let us know. |
289 | 00:12:11,021 | 00:12:11,861 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
290 | 00:12:12,398 | 00:12:14,528 | He should write a book about fishing. | He should write a book about fishing. |
291 | 00:12:16,610 | 00:12:17,450 | Get it. | Get it. |
292 | 00:12:19,029 | 00:12:19,859 | Come on. | Come on. |
293 | 00:12:21,532 | 00:12:22,742 | I'll tell you one thing. | I'll tell you one thing. |
294 | 00:12:23,117 | 00:12:25,237 | That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm? | That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm? |
295 | 00:12:25,327 | 00:12:26,787 | Asking me about my eating habits? | Asking me about my eating habits? |
296 | 00:12:26,871 | 00:12:29,621 | Terrance is living his best life. He's too busy to be a dick. | Terrance is living his best life. He's too busy to be a dick. |
297 | 00:12:30,249 | 00:12:31,579 | -Love your perspective. -Good. | -Love your perspective. -Good. |
298 | 00:12:31,667 | 00:12:32,997 | -Very helpful. -I'm glad. | -Very helpful. -I'm glad. |
299 | 00:12:33,085 | 00:12:34,035 | Assignment, please. | Assignment, please. |
300 | 00:12:34,128 | 00:12:37,048 | You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio. | You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio. |
301 | 00:12:37,298 | 00:12:40,258 | No, you didn't. Shit. | No, you didn't. Shit. |
302 | 00:12:41,719 | 00:12:44,309 | Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer | Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer |
303 | 00:12:44,388 | 00:12:48,518 | whose latest intrigue is owing the city 15 grand in parking tickets. | whose latest intrigue is owing the city 15 grand in parking tickets. |
304 | 00:12:48,601 | 00:12:50,811 | Lady does not think the rules apply to her. | Lady does not think the rules apply to her. |
305 | 00:12:50,895 | 00:12:53,645 | In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time. | In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time. |
306 | 00:12:53,939 | 00:12:55,729 | It helps her ignore street cleaning days. | It helps her ignore street cleaning days. |
307 | 00:12:55,983 | 00:12:56,903 | Smart. | Smart. |
308 | 00:12:56,984 | 00:12:58,324 | The slippery stripper. | The slippery stripper. |
309 | 00:12:58,402 | 00:13:00,702 | She's the bane of Bowser's existence. | She's the bane of Bowser's existence. |
310 | 00:13:01,113 | 00:13:02,743 | What? I thought we were. | What? I thought we were. |
311 | 00:13:02,907 | 00:13:04,027 | Anecdote, please. | Anecdote, please. |
312 | 00:13:04,116 | 00:13:05,326 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
313 | 00:13:05,409 | 00:13:06,789 | Let me just grab my stuff. | Let me just grab my stuff. |
314 | 00:13:09,288 | 00:13:10,708 | -[spraying] -[screams] | -[spraying] -[screams] |
315 | 00:13:10,790 | 00:13:12,170 | I just need to grab my stuff. | I just need to grab my stuff. |
316 | 00:13:12,541 | 00:13:13,961 | Aren't you holding it? | Aren't you holding it? |
317 | 00:13:14,043 | 00:13:15,463 | -[grunts] -Ow! | -[grunts] -Ow! |
318 | 00:13:15,544 | 00:13:17,254 | Just let me grab my stuff. | Just let me grab my stuff. |
319 | 00:13:18,297 | 00:13:19,257 | Stuff... | Stuff... |
320 | 00:13:27,807 | 00:13:29,307 | Un-fucking-believable. | Un-fucking-believable. |
321 | 00:13:29,934 | 00:13:32,024 | No Cherry Grigio. | No Cherry Grigio. |
322 | 00:13:32,394 | 00:13:34,444 | I'm down my favorite toenail because of that woman. | I'm down my favorite toenail because of that woman. |
323 | 00:13:35,022 | 00:13:36,692 | Oh, come on, you always end up catching her. | Oh, come on, you always end up catching her. |
324 | 00:13:36,774 | 00:13:40,284 | Yeah, but it takes 72 hours and a year off my life each time. | Yeah, but it takes 72 hours and a year off my life each time. |
325 | 00:13:40,653 | 00:13:42,533 | Now, why would you write her another bond anyway? | Now, why would you write her another bond anyway? |
326 | 00:13:43,280 | 00:13:45,490 | It's like her side-hustle from stripping is skipping. | It's like her side-hustle from stripping is skipping. |
327 | 00:13:45,866 | 00:13:47,946 | She's basically my favorite TV show. | She's basically my favorite TV show. |
328 | 00:13:48,452 | 00:13:49,332 | Oh, jeez. | Oh, jeez. |
329 | 00:13:50,037 | 00:13:52,617 | Fine. If you don't want her, I'll give her to Terrance. | Fine. If you don't want her, I'll give her to Terrance. |
330 | 00:13:52,706 | 00:13:55,036 | No, no. Wait, Bowser. I'm sure the three of us | No, no. Wait, Bowser. I'm sure the three of us |
331 | 00:13:55,125 | 00:13:56,495 | could bring her in quick and easy. | could bring her in quick and easy. |
332 | 00:13:57,086 | 00:13:57,916 | Come on. | Come on. |
333 | 00:13:58,003 | 00:13:59,053 | [Bowser groans] | [Bowser groans] |
334 | 00:13:59,713 | 00:14:02,093 | -All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals] | -All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals] |
335 | 00:14:02,174 | 00:14:04,474 | -[gasps] A real stripper. -Yes! | -[gasps] A real stripper. -Yes! |
336 | 00:14:04,927 | 00:14:06,387 | Ooh! Ooh! | Ooh! Ooh! |
337 | 00:14:06,470 | 00:14:07,470 | Please don't do that. | Please don't do that. |
338 | 00:14:07,555 | 00:14:08,885 | -Oh. -Yes, ma'am. | -Oh. -Yes, ma'am. |
339 | 00:14:09,974 | 00:14:12,564 | -[school bell rings] -[yawns] | -[school bell rings] -[yawns] |
340 | 00:14:12,643 | 00:14:14,603 | Up late date plan texting? | Up late date plan texting? |
341 | 00:14:14,687 | 00:14:17,107 | Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way. | Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way. |
342 | 00:14:17,189 | 00:14:19,279 | I was looking at songs for our sex playlist, | I was looking at songs for our sex playlist, |
343 | 00:14:19,358 | 00:14:21,568 | which took me to the Cure, which took me to the Smiths, | which took me to the Cure, which took me to the Smiths, |
344 | 00:14:21,652 | 00:14:23,992 | which took me to this video wormhole | which took me to this video wormhole |
345 | 00:14:24,071 | 00:14:26,991 | of people who have actually seen the light that never goes out. | of people who have actually seen the light that never goes out. |
346 | 00:14:27,867 | 00:14:29,237 | And then I had this dream | And then I had this dream |
347 | 00:14:29,326 | 00:14:31,196 | that Mr. Koontz was trying to tell me something, | that Mr. Koontz was trying to tell me something, |
348 | 00:14:31,287 | 00:14:33,287 | but I couldn't hear him. | but I couldn't hear him. |
349 | 00:14:33,914 | 00:14:34,794 | That's weird. | That's weird. |
350 | 00:14:35,082 | 00:14:37,332 | Yeah, I'm actually having a really hard time shaking it. | Yeah, I'm actually having a really hard time shaking it. |
351 | 00:14:37,418 | 00:14:39,168 | -And I think it's because he-- -That reminds me, babe. | -And I think it's because he-- -That reminds me, babe. |
352 | 00:14:39,253 | 00:14:40,803 | Uh, you were in my dream last night. | Uh, you were in my dream last night. |
353 | 00:14:41,881 | 00:14:45,381 | Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation. | Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation. |
354 | 00:14:45,759 | 00:14:47,389 | No offense, Luke. Love you. | No offense, Luke. Love you. |
355 | 00:14:47,887 | 00:14:48,717 | Love you. | Love you. |
356 | 00:14:49,179 | 00:14:50,009 | Thanks. | Thanks. |
357 | 00:14:52,016 | 00:14:52,886 | Don't move! | Don't move! |
358 | 00:14:52,975 | 00:14:54,305 | Don't move, either of you. | Don't move, either of you. |
359 | 00:14:54,727 | 00:14:56,937 | That's the essay that I wrote on laissez-faire economics. | That's the essay that I wrote on laissez-faire economics. |
360 | 00:14:57,021 | 00:14:58,311 | You know the one where I railed on it? | You know the one where I railed on it? |
361 | 00:14:58,397 | 00:14:59,477 | You hate laissez-faire. | You hate laissez-faire. |
362 | 00:14:59,565 | 00:15:01,315 | Mr. Koontz graded that. | Mr. Koontz graded that. |
363 | 00:15:01,650 | 00:15:03,780 | And now it just flew out of my backpack? | And now it just flew out of my backpack? |
364 | 00:15:04,695 | 00:15:07,195 | I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams, but now this? | I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams, but now this? |
365 | 00:15:08,198 | 00:15:10,658 | Wait, it says, "Think outside the box." | Wait, it says, "Think outside the box." |
366 | 00:15:11,660 | 00:15:14,460 | Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting. | Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting. |
367 | 00:15:14,538 | 00:15:15,788 | The original trolling! | The original trolling! |
368 | 00:15:15,873 | 00:15:19,043 | Or you're just stressed, okay? I don't think you're really being haunted. | Or you're just stressed, okay? I don't think you're really being haunted. |
369 | 00:15:19,126 | 00:15:20,206 | How do you know that? | How do you know that? |
370 | 00:15:21,295 | 00:15:23,045 | I'm starting to get that feeling where my tongue goes numb. | I'm starting to get that feeling where my tongue goes numb. |
371 | 00:15:23,130 | 00:15:24,720 | Did you just eat mango? | Did you just eat mango? |
372 | 00:15:25,299 | 00:15:26,429 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
373 | 00:15:27,009 | 00:15:28,929 | Okay, that is dramatic, even for her. | Okay, that is dramatic, even for her. |
374 | 00:15:30,429 | 00:15:33,219 | I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do your activities log yesterday. | I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do your activities log yesterday. |
375 | 00:15:33,307 | 00:15:34,637 | Oh, I'm sorry. | Oh, I'm sorry. |
376 | 00:15:34,725 | 00:15:35,845 | I had to make these flyers, | I had to make these flyers, |
377 | 00:15:35,935 | 00:15:37,685 | since April thinks paper is way too analog, | since April thinks paper is way too analog, |
378 | 00:15:37,770 | 00:15:40,190 | and I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first, | and I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first, |
379 | 00:15:40,272 | 00:15:41,572 | which turned out to be really fun. | which turned out to be really fun. |
380 | 00:15:41,649 | 00:15:43,189 | Once I got a hold of the whole vectors thing, | Once I got a hold of the whole vectors thing, |
381 | 00:15:43,275 | 00:15:44,395 | I was rockin' and rolling. | I was rockin' and rolling. |
382 | 00:15:44,485 | 00:15:46,395 | You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you | You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you |
383 | 00:15:46,487 | 00:15:48,277 | and there's a shadow behind the dove? | and there's a shadow behind the dove? |
384 | 00:15:48,364 | 00:15:49,374 | Not easy. | Not easy. |
385 | 00:15:51,241 | 00:15:53,081 | Still could have written it in the log, though. | Still could have written it in the log, though. |
386 | 00:15:55,037 | 00:15:56,367 | So, what did you do? | So, what did you do? |
387 | 00:15:59,708 | 00:16:00,538 | I thought about you. | I thought about you. |
388 | 00:16:01,126 | 00:16:03,586 | -Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal. | -Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal. |
389 | 00:16:05,589 | 00:16:06,509 | Oh, memorial tomorrow. | Oh, memorial tomorrow. |
390 | 00:16:11,804 | 00:16:13,644 | -[cell phone ringing] -Beautiful? | -[cell phone ringing] -Beautiful? |
391 | 00:16:13,722 | 00:16:15,772 | [gasps] Ooh, I can't believe I got you. | [gasps] Ooh, I can't believe I got you. |
392 | 00:16:15,849 | 00:16:17,849 | You got me? I can't believe I got you. | You got me? I can't believe I got you. |
393 | 00:16:17,935 | 00:16:19,895 | Oh, you're being sweet. It's going to slow me down. | Oh, you're being sweet. It's going to slow me down. |
394 | 00:16:19,979 | 00:16:20,979 | Okay, go with me here. | Okay, go with me here. |
395 | 00:16:21,063 | 00:16:23,823 | I have felt super weird since our sub died. | I have felt super weird since our sub died. |
396 | 00:16:23,899 | 00:16:26,489 | Like, when you hear that silent sound | Like, when you hear that silent sound |
397 | 00:16:26,568 | 00:16:28,448 | that tells you that the TV is still on | that tells you that the TV is still on |
398 | 00:16:28,529 | 00:16:31,119 | and then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded | and then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded |
399 | 00:16:31,198 | 00:16:33,828 | flew into my face with a message on it. | flew into my face with a message on it. |
400 | 00:16:34,201 | 00:16:36,541 | I feel like he needs something from me, | I feel like he needs something from me, |
401 | 00:16:36,870 | 00:16:38,160 | and I'm super freaked out. | and I'm super freaked out. |
402 | 00:16:38,247 | 00:16:40,207 | And Sterling's just not helping me at all. | And Sterling's just not helping me at all. |
403 | 00:16:40,290 | 00:16:41,460 | Oh, wow, I feel you. | Oh, wow, I feel you. |
404 | 00:16:41,959 | 00:16:44,039 | You know, I thought I saw the ghost of my grandma once, | You know, I thought I saw the ghost of my grandma once, |
405 | 00:16:44,128 | 00:16:46,088 | but she's alive, so it fucked with me. | but she's alive, so it fucked with me. |
406 | 00:16:46,672 | 00:16:47,922 | I'm so happy you get it. | I'm so happy you get it. |
407 | 00:16:48,007 | 00:16:49,507 | Maybe your guy's in purgatory. | Maybe your guy's in purgatory. |
408 | 00:16:50,009 | 00:16:51,389 | You know, stuck in limbo, | You know, stuck in limbo, |
409 | 00:16:51,719 | 00:16:53,469 | asking for prayers so he can move on? | asking for prayers so he can move on? |
410 | 00:16:53,971 | 00:16:54,891 | Prayers. | Prayers. |
411 | 00:16:55,973 | 00:16:57,773 | Miles, you don't understand. | Miles, you don't understand. |
412 | 00:16:57,933 | 00:16:59,603 | Praying is in my blood. | Praying is in my blood. |
413 | 00:17:00,102 | 00:17:02,562 | -Ah, you're the freaking best. -Yeah, I know. I got your back! | -Ah, you're the freaking best. -Yeah, I know. I got your back! |
414 | 00:17:02,646 | 00:17:03,686 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
415 | 00:17:03,772 | 00:17:05,322 | Look, um, if you got your plate full, | Look, um, if you got your plate full, |
416 | 00:17:05,399 | 00:17:07,609 | we can reschedule our night tomorrow. | we can reschedule our night tomorrow. |
417 | 00:17:07,693 | 00:17:08,573 | Oh, no way. | Oh, no way. |
418 | 00:17:08,652 | 00:17:10,822 | I'm not going to let a little death and haunting | I'm not going to let a little death and haunting |
419 | 00:17:10,904 | 00:17:12,664 | get in the way of our date. [chuckles] | get in the way of our date. [chuckles] |
420 | 00:17:14,241 | 00:17:16,951 | Unless, um... unless you want to postpone. | Unless, um... unless you want to postpone. |
421 | 00:17:17,411 | 00:17:19,121 | No. No. No way. No way. | No. No. No way. No way. |
422 | 00:17:19,204 | 00:17:21,544 | I've already started pricing candles to set the mood. | I've already started pricing candles to set the mood. |
423 | 00:17:22,916 | 00:17:23,746 | Cool. | Cool. |
424 | 00:17:24,084 | 00:17:25,254 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
425 | 00:17:25,335 | 00:17:26,165 | Cool. | Cool. |
426 | 00:17:28,964 | 00:17:30,804 | Hey. Thanks for lending a hand. | Hey. Thanks for lending a hand. |
427 | 00:17:31,300 | 00:17:32,260 | Any time. | Any time. |
428 | 00:17:39,099 | 00:17:40,059 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
429 | 00:17:43,687 | 00:17:45,647 | Franklin, how's golf? | Franklin, how's golf? |
430 | 00:17:46,273 | 00:17:47,323 | How are my boys? | How are my boys? |
431 | 00:17:47,399 | 00:17:48,359 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
432 | 00:17:48,442 | 00:17:49,442 | They're great. | They're great. |
433 | 00:17:49,526 | 00:17:50,356 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
434 | 00:17:51,028 | 00:17:51,858 | Hey... | Hey... |
435 | 00:17:52,154 | 00:17:53,864 | there's no hard feelings between us, right? | there's no hard feelings between us, right? |
436 | 00:17:54,823 | 00:17:56,333 | No. [chuckles] | No. [chuckles] |
437 | 00:17:56,408 | 00:17:57,238 | Nope. | Nope. |
438 | 00:17:57,951 | 00:18:00,581 | I'm just glad we can all come together at a time like this. | I'm just glad we can all come together at a time like this. |
439 | 00:18:01,288 | 00:18:03,168 | However, a warning. | However, a warning. |
440 | 00:18:03,749 | 00:18:06,789 | I am going to be performing some of my music today | I am going to be performing some of my music today |
441 | 00:18:06,877 | 00:18:10,757 | and I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on. | and I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on. |
442 | 00:18:11,548 | 00:18:13,628 | Uh, no, man. It won't be. | Uh, no, man. It won't be. |
443 | 00:18:15,135 | 00:18:15,965 | Well... | Well... |
444 | 00:18:16,553 | 00:18:18,183 | [clears throat] Good afternoon. | [clears throat] Good afternoon. |
445 | 00:18:23,018 | 00:18:24,848 | [indistinct chatter] | [indistinct chatter] |
446 | 00:18:27,981 | 00:18:29,111 | [strums guitar] | [strums guitar] |
447 | 00:18:29,191 | 00:18:33,821 | ♪ Now that he's gone Old Mr. Koontz ♪ | ♪ Now that he's gone Old Mr. Koontz ♪ |
448 | 00:18:34,488 | 00:18:40,658 | ♪ Who will feed them? The baby raccoo-- ♪ | ♪ Who will feed them? The baby raccoo-- ♪ |
449 | 00:18:42,204 | 00:18:44,414 | That is so dumb. [chuckles] | That is so dumb. [chuckles] |
450 | 00:18:46,250 | 00:18:47,960 | Hey, uh... Sterling. | Hey, uh... Sterling. |
451 | 00:18:48,043 | 00:18:50,383 | -Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering] | -Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering] |
452 | 00:18:50,462 | 00:18:51,382 | Sterling. | Sterling. |
453 | 00:18:52,131 | 00:18:53,091 | Ster-girl. | Ster-girl. |
454 | 00:18:53,173 | 00:18:54,053 | Sterling? | Sterling? |
455 | 00:18:54,133 | 00:18:56,393 | -Sterling? Hey. -Yeah? | -Sterling? Hey. -Yeah? |
456 | 00:18:56,468 | 00:18:59,638 | Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music? | Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music? |
457 | 00:18:59,721 | 00:19:02,221 | I can't figure out what to rhyme with Koontz. | I can't figure out what to rhyme with Koontz. |
458 | 00:19:02,850 | 00:19:04,390 | Uh, Koontz? | Uh, Koontz? |
459 | 00:19:04,476 | 00:19:05,556 | Koontz. | Koontz. |
460 | 00:19:05,644 | 00:19:07,234 | Um... Well-- | Um... Well-- |
461 | 00:19:07,312 | 00:19:10,192 | Excuse me. Do you care to join the decor meeting? | Excuse me. Do you care to join the decor meeting? |
462 | 00:19:10,274 | 00:19:11,984 | We have to figure out how to transform this place | We have to figure out how to transform this place |
463 | 00:19:12,067 | 00:19:13,487 | into a planetarium. | into a planetarium. |
464 | 00:19:13,569 | 00:19:16,199 | I need celestial bodies on the ceiling. | I need celestial bodies on the ceiling. |
465 | 00:19:16,280 | 00:19:17,700 | Oh, and don't forget flowers. | Oh, and don't forget flowers. |
466 | 00:19:17,781 | 00:19:19,951 | Calla lilies are classic and in season, | Calla lilies are classic and in season, |
467 | 00:19:20,033 | 00:19:21,623 | but we'd love to avoid white. | but we'd love to avoid white. |
468 | 00:19:21,702 | 00:19:22,702 | It's so expected. | It's so expected. |
469 | 00:19:22,786 | 00:19:25,246 | Great. Go dark purple and order a few dozen, | Great. Go dark purple and order a few dozen, |
470 | 00:19:25,330 | 00:19:26,830 | enough to cramp the stage. | enough to cramp the stage. |
471 | 00:19:26,915 | 00:19:28,415 | No white means no doves. | No white means no doves. |
472 | 00:19:28,500 | 00:19:30,460 | Everybody's seen those things fly out of funerals. | Everybody's seen those things fly out of funerals. |
473 | 00:19:30,544 | 00:19:33,174 | So, we were thinking... butterflies. | So, we were thinking... butterflies. |
474 | 00:19:33,255 | 00:19:35,125 | [gasps] Or maybe just flies. | [gasps] Or maybe just flies. |
475 | 00:19:35,382 | 00:19:36,932 | That would really make a statement. Write that down. | That would really make a statement. Write that down. |
476 | 00:19:37,009 | 00:19:38,679 | -No, do not. -You guys, this is too much. | -No, do not. -You guys, this is too much. |
477 | 00:19:38,760 | 00:19:40,680 | It's a memorial. It's meant to be respectful. | It's a memorial. It's meant to be respectful. |
478 | 00:19:40,762 | 00:19:43,222 | It will be. You have my word. | It will be. You have my word. |
479 | 00:19:43,640 | 00:19:46,350 | We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man. | We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man. |
480 | 00:19:47,394 | 00:19:48,354 | You know what? | You know what? |
481 | 00:19:48,437 | 00:19:50,807 | You are never gonna let me lead the way that I should. | You are never gonna let me lead the way that I should. |
482 | 00:19:51,523 | 00:19:52,443 | So, I quit. | So, I quit. |
483 | 00:19:52,858 | 00:19:55,238 | I hope your eulogy is better than your decor. | I hope your eulogy is better than your decor. |
484 | 00:19:55,777 | 00:19:58,407 | I should focus on my mourning anyway. | I should focus on my mourning anyway. |
485 | 00:20:07,956 | 00:20:09,076 | A eulogy? | A eulogy? |
486 | 00:20:09,166 | 00:20:10,496 | I didn't even think about that. | I didn't even think about that. |
487 | 00:20:10,584 | 00:20:12,884 | What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know | What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know |
488 | 00:20:12,961 | 00:20:15,171 | who seemed so... alone? | who seemed so... alone? |
489 | 00:20:15,255 | 00:20:17,005 | Maybe we can look him up on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page. | Maybe we can look him up on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page. |
490 | 00:20:17,090 | 00:20:18,180 | on the school website? | on the school website? |
491 | 00:20:18,759 | 00:20:20,679 | Dang, that is sad. | Dang, that is sad. |
492 | 00:20:20,886 | 00:20:23,006 | He listed his favorite activity as movies | He listed his favorite activity as movies |
493 | 00:20:23,096 | 00:20:26,016 | and left the family question blank. | and left the family question blank. |
494 | 00:20:27,601 | 00:20:30,601 | Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw mini-golfing alone. [chuckles] | Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw mini-golfing alone. [chuckles] |
495 | 00:20:31,146 | 00:20:32,436 | So grim. | So grim. |
496 | 00:20:33,273 | 00:20:35,233 | He was just minding his own business. | He was just minding his own business. |
497 | 00:20:35,317 | 00:20:37,187 | He gave himself a par five on the grizzly bear mouth | He gave himself a par five on the grizzly bear mouth |
498 | 00:20:37,277 | 00:20:39,907 | and I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating. | and I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating. |
499 | 00:20:40,322 | 00:20:41,872 | How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy | How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy |
500 | 00:20:41,949 | 00:20:44,579 | about someone whose favorite beverage is ice water | about someone whose favorite beverage is ice water |
501 | 00:20:44,660 | 00:20:46,410 | and favorite place, "The plains"? | and favorite place, "The plains"? |
502 | 00:20:46,495 | 00:20:48,655 | If anyone can write a eulogy with this, you can. | If anyone can write a eulogy with this, you can. |
503 | 00:20:48,997 | 00:20:49,827 | You're right. | You're right. |
504 | 00:20:51,625 | 00:20:53,585 | [solemn organ music] | [solemn organ music] |
505 | 00:20:55,254 | 00:20:57,344 | Our Father, who art in Heaven. | Our Father, who art in Heaven. |
506 | 00:20:57,839 | 00:20:59,089 | Hallowed be thy name. | Hallowed be thy name. |
507 | 00:20:59,508 | 00:21:00,468 | Thy kingdom come. | Thy kingdom come. |
508 | 00:21:07,516 | 00:21:11,226 | Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died, | Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died, |
509 | 00:21:12,062 | 00:21:13,482 | but you know that. | but you know that. |
510 | 00:21:14,106 | 00:21:15,266 | because you took him. | because you took him. |
511 | 00:21:15,357 | 00:21:16,437 | No judgments. | No judgments. |
512 | 00:21:18,485 | 00:21:19,985 | He was agnostic. | He was agnostic. |
513 | 00:21:20,237 | 00:21:22,777 | I guess you already know that as well. | I guess you already know that as well. |
514 | 00:21:22,864 | 00:21:25,204 | God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [sniffs] | God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [sniffs] |
515 | 00:21:25,993 | 00:21:28,503 | What I'm trying to say is... | What I'm trying to say is... |
516 | 00:21:29,204 | 00:21:31,964 | we all have our doubts sometimes, | we all have our doubts sometimes, |
517 | 00:21:33,292 | 00:21:37,842 | and maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth, | and maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth, |
518 | 00:21:38,380 | 00:21:41,430 | so he had no idea what to expect on the other side. | so he had no idea what to expect on the other side. |
519 | 00:21:44,052 | 00:21:44,932 | So... | So... |
520 | 00:21:46,305 | 00:21:47,175 | let him in. | let him in. |
521 | 00:21:48,307 | 00:21:49,137 | Okay? | Okay? |
522 | 00:21:49,850 | 00:21:51,140 | If it's cool. | If it's cool. |
523 | 00:21:51,226 | 00:21:53,266 | I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles] | I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles] |
524 | 00:21:56,231 | 00:21:57,071 | Amen. | Amen. |
525 | 00:21:58,859 | 00:22:00,189 | And now, a reading. | And now, a reading. |
526 | 00:22:03,322 | 00:22:04,162 | Death... | Death... |
527 | 00:22:04,906 | 00:22:07,276 | Death. Death. Death, got it. | Death. Death. Death, got it. |
528 | 00:22:07,534 | 00:22:10,504 | "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. | "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. |
529 | 00:22:10,579 | 00:22:13,459 | They had tails like scorpions, | They had tails like scorpions, |
530 | 00:22:13,540 | 00:22:16,170 | and in their tails, they had | and in their tails, they had |
531 | 00:22:16,501 | 00:22:18,671 | power to torment people for five months"? | power to torment people for five months"? |
532 | 00:22:19,588 | 00:22:20,628 | What the-- | What the-- |
533 | 00:22:21,506 | 00:22:22,756 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
534 | 00:22:23,258 | 00:22:25,088 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
535 | 00:22:28,472 | 00:22:29,772 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
536 | 00:22:29,848 | 00:22:32,178 | [Sterling] You set the Bible on fire? | [Sterling] You set the Bible on fire? |
537 | 00:22:32,809 | 00:22:34,389 | It was a small fire, | It was a small fire, |
538 | 00:22:34,478 | 00:22:37,608 | but it was just really large in proportion to the size of the book. | but it was just really large in proportion to the size of the book. |
539 | 00:22:37,689 | 00:22:38,899 | Well, what did you do with it? | Well, what did you do with it? |
540 | 00:22:38,982 | 00:22:40,152 | I put it back on the shelf. | I put it back on the shelf. |
541 | 00:22:40,233 | 00:22:41,403 | I'm going to pretend that this didn't happen | I'm going to pretend that this didn't happen |
542 | 00:22:41,485 | 00:22:43,645 | until maybe forever or the end of time. | until maybe forever or the end of time. |
543 | 00:22:43,737 | 00:22:46,317 | Okay. Well, maybe the fire was God's way of telling you that you did it. | Okay. Well, maybe the fire was God's way of telling you that you did it. |
544 | 00:22:46,406 | 00:22:47,566 | You helped Mr. Koontz. | You helped Mr. Koontz. |
545 | 00:22:47,657 | 00:22:50,407 | Right. Like, who's to say that fire is a bad thing? | Right. Like, who's to say that fire is a bad thing? |
546 | 00:22:50,494 | 00:22:53,214 | [scoffs] Duh. Hello? The burning bush. | [scoffs] Duh. Hello? The burning bush. |
547 | 00:22:53,288 | 00:22:54,118 | Mm. | Mm. |
548 | 00:22:54,206 | 00:22:56,076 | -Chariots of Fire. -Mm. | -Chariots of Fire. -Mm. |
549 | 00:22:56,166 | 00:22:59,916 | Oh, and controlled fires that prevent larger wildfires | Oh, and controlled fires that prevent larger wildfires |
550 | 00:23:00,003 | 00:23:02,513 | that would be way bigger and harder to control. | that would be way bigger and harder to control. |
551 | 00:23:02,589 | 00:23:03,669 | Okay, I think we lost the thread. | Okay, I think we lost the thread. |
552 | 00:23:03,757 | 00:23:05,257 | Hey, Bowser, wait for us. | Hey, Bowser, wait for us. |
553 | 00:23:05,342 | 00:23:07,552 | [hip hop music playing] | [hip hop music playing] |
554 | 00:23:08,970 | 00:23:09,890 | All right, remember. | All right, remember. |
555 | 00:23:09,971 | 00:23:12,271 | Cherry Grigio changes her look all the time. | Cherry Grigio changes her look all the time. |
556 | 00:23:12,349 | 00:23:14,479 | Sometimes she's blonde, sometimes she's a red-head. | Sometimes she's blonde, sometimes she's a red-head. |
557 | 00:23:14,559 | 00:23:16,439 | or that kind of red that looks like purple. | or that kind of red that looks like purple. |
558 | 00:23:16,937 | 00:23:19,557 | Keep your heads on a swivel. Don't fall for any of her tricks. | Keep your heads on a swivel. Don't fall for any of her tricks. |
559 | 00:23:19,648 | 00:23:20,568 | She's slippery. | She's slippery. |
560 | 00:23:20,649 | 00:23:23,109 | You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now. | You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now. |
561 | 00:23:23,193 | 00:23:24,573 | It's starting to get gross. | It's starting to get gross. |
562 | 00:23:25,487 | 00:23:26,317 | I'm just saying. | I'm just saying. |
563 | 00:23:29,116 | 00:23:30,696 | We passed for 21! | We passed for 21! |
564 | 00:23:30,784 | 00:23:33,164 | Oh, my God. Slow down, life! | Oh, my God. Slow down, life! |
565 | 00:23:34,162 | 00:23:36,162 | [music blasting] | [music blasting] |
566 | 00:23:54,558 | 00:23:57,308 | This is the sexiest place I've ever been. | This is the sexiest place I've ever been. |
567 | 00:23:57,769 | 00:23:59,729 | Oh, my God. Look at that girl's butt crack. | Oh, my God. Look at that girl's butt crack. |
568 | 00:23:59,813 | 00:24:00,943 | It's so vertical. | It's so vertical. |
569 | 00:24:01,022 | 00:24:03,282 | It goes really far up her back! | It goes really far up her back! |
570 | 00:24:06,236 | 00:24:08,196 | Oh, beautiful! | Oh, beautiful! |
571 | 00:24:08,280 | 00:24:09,780 | You're sensual, madam. | You're sensual, madam. |
572 | 00:24:10,490 | 00:24:11,490 | [Sterling] God. | [Sterling] God. |
573 | 00:24:12,534 | 00:24:15,874 | Look at these women. They are so comfortable in their bodies. | Look at these women. They are so comfortable in their bodies. |
574 | 00:24:15,954 | 00:24:17,004 | It's so cool. | It's so cool. |
575 | 00:24:17,372 | 00:24:18,832 | Okay, pace yourselves. | Okay, pace yourselves. |
576 | 00:24:19,249 | 00:24:21,329 | This could take a while and I need you all calculating | This could take a while and I need you all calculating |
577 | 00:24:21,418 | 00:24:23,128 | -any possible escape routes. -Okay. | -any possible escape routes. -Okay. |
578 | 00:24:25,172 | 00:24:26,762 | Ah, there she is. | Ah, there she is. |
579 | 00:24:29,009 | 00:24:30,639 | -Let's triangulate. -Okay. | -Let's triangulate. -Okay. |
580 | 00:24:31,761 | 00:24:35,721 | So I told him, "Come back when you've got proof I've got a liver... | So I told him, "Come back when you've got proof I've got a liver... |
581 | 00:24:35,807 | 00:24:37,137 | [scoffs] ...and I'll stop." | [scoffs] ...and I'll stop." |
582 | 00:24:37,225 | 00:24:38,555 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
583 | 00:24:38,643 | 00:24:39,813 | Hi, Cherry. | Hi, Cherry. |
584 | 00:24:41,563 | 00:24:43,773 | Oh, Bowser, hello. | Oh, Bowser, hello. |
585 | 00:24:44,900 | 00:24:45,980 | How's the toe? | How's the toe? |
586 | 00:24:46,067 | 00:24:48,147 | [chuckles] You know how it is. | [chuckles] You know how it is. |
587 | 00:24:49,112 | 00:24:50,862 | All right, you got me. | All right, you got me. |
588 | 00:24:51,406 | 00:24:52,736 | Just need to grab my stuff. | Just need to grab my stuff. |
589 | 00:24:52,824 | 00:24:54,204 | Uh-uh-uh. | Uh-uh-uh. |
590 | 00:24:54,284 | 00:24:55,624 | No way, lady. | No way, lady. |
591 | 00:24:55,702 | 00:24:58,792 | Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant when she's got a fox for a friend. | Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant when she's got a fox for a friend. |
592 | 00:24:58,872 | 00:25:01,502 | We know your move and you're not moving from that spot. | We know your move and you're not moving from that spot. |
593 | 00:25:01,583 | 00:25:02,713 | [Blair] Mm-mm. | [Blair] Mm-mm. |
594 | 00:25:02,792 | 00:25:04,672 | [sighs] Moonstone? | [sighs] Moonstone? |
595 | 00:25:06,379 | 00:25:07,879 | Can you grab my stuff for me? | Can you grab my stuff for me? |
596 | 00:25:09,382 | 00:25:10,262 | You're cranky. | You're cranky. |
597 | 00:25:10,675 | 00:25:14,095 | I want that one to take me in. | I want that one to take me in. |
598 | 00:25:15,805 | 00:25:16,635 | Hi, ladies! | Hi, ladies! |
599 | 00:25:16,723 | 00:25:17,933 | Hey, are you stalking me? | Hey, are you stalking me? |
600 | 00:25:18,016 | 00:25:18,976 | Boweezy, | Boweezy, |
601 | 00:25:19,059 | 00:25:23,189 | I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin and this wonderful troupe of performers. | I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin and this wonderful troupe of performers. |
602 | 00:25:23,271 | 00:25:25,571 | I'll always defend one night a week as my me time. | I'll always defend one night a week as my me time. |
603 | 00:25:25,649 | 00:25:27,439 | -[Bowser] Do you? -Yeah, it's hard though. | -[Bowser] Do you? -Yeah, it's hard though. |
604 | 00:25:27,776 | 00:25:30,986 | Take me in, sir. I've been bad. | Take me in, sir. I've been bad. |
605 | 00:25:31,905 | 00:25:32,905 | See? | See? |
606 | 00:25:33,323 | 00:25:35,833 | Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working. | Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working. |
607 | 00:25:36,409 | 00:25:37,449 | I'm rejuvenating. | I'm rejuvenating. |
608 | 00:25:38,203 | 00:25:39,793 | But you're in great hands. | But you're in great hands. |
609 | 00:25:41,289 | 00:25:42,749 | All right. You're stuck with me. | All right. You're stuck with me. |
610 | 00:25:43,416 | 00:25:45,206 | And it's going exactly according to plan. | And it's going exactly according to plan. |
611 | 00:25:45,293 | 00:25:46,963 | I gave you too much credit-- | I gave you too much credit-- |
612 | 00:25:47,671 | 00:25:49,551 | Give him here. | Give him here. |
613 | 00:25:50,215 | 00:25:51,125 | What the hell is that? | What the hell is that? |
614 | 00:25:51,216 | 00:25:53,216 | It's a baby. | It's a baby. |
615 | 00:25:53,301 | 00:25:54,141 | Thanks, Moon. | Thanks, Moon. |
616 | 00:25:54,219 | 00:25:55,429 | [in cute voice] Oh, hello. | [in cute voice] Oh, hello. |
617 | 00:25:55,512 | 00:25:57,432 | Hey, Lawrence. How was your nap, baby? | Hey, Lawrence. How was your nap, baby? |
618 | 00:25:58,265 | 00:25:59,095 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
619 | 00:25:59,641 | 00:26:00,481 | That's tough. | That's tough. |
620 | 00:26:01,142 | 00:26:02,642 | Can't bring a baby in with you to jail. | Can't bring a baby in with you to jail. |
621 | 00:26:02,727 | 00:26:04,687 | I know, Terrance. Thank you. | I know, Terrance. Thank you. |
622 | 00:26:05,438 | 00:26:07,108 | -You're welcome. -[Sterling] Thank you. | -You're welcome. -[Sterling] Thank you. |
623 | 00:26:07,524 | 00:26:10,324 | I can't believe you had a baby recently. You do not look it. | I can't believe you had a baby recently. You do not look it. |
624 | 00:26:10,402 | 00:26:12,362 | I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know | I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know |
625 | 00:26:12,445 | 00:26:14,025 | what a body should or shouldn't look like. | what a body should or shouldn't look like. |
626 | 00:26:14,114 | 00:26:17,124 | I need to know if you got somebody you can call to take this child. | I need to know if you got somebody you can call to take this child. |
627 | 00:26:17,200 | 00:26:19,740 | Is there someone you can call to come take this child? | Is there someone you can call to come take this child? |
628 | 00:26:21,121 | 00:26:21,961 | Mm. | Mm. |
629 | 00:26:22,706 | 00:26:23,536 | My sister, | My sister, |
630 | 00:26:24,416 | 00:26:27,336 | but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon at the fireworks stand | but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon at the fireworks stand |
631 | 00:26:27,419 | 00:26:28,839 | because he's got a knuckle injury, | because he's got a knuckle injury, |
632 | 00:26:28,920 | 00:26:30,960 | so it might take her a minute to get here. | so it might take her a minute to get here. |
633 | 00:26:31,464 | 00:26:33,134 | Can I get my phone out of my bag? | Can I get my phone out of my bag? |
634 | 00:26:33,216 | 00:26:34,586 | -Uh-uh! -Uh-uh! Don't you-- | -Uh-uh! -Uh-uh! Don't you-- |
635 | 00:26:34,676 | 00:26:35,676 | Girl! | Girl! |
636 | 00:26:49,232 | 00:26:50,822 | He was on Instagram! | He was on Instagram! |
637 | 00:26:52,152 | 00:26:55,362 | I knew it, every one of his posts is a picture of him by himself. | I knew it, every one of his posts is a picture of him by himself. |
638 | 00:26:57,824 | 00:26:59,334 | Huh. He went skydiving? | Huh. He went skydiving? |
639 | 00:26:59,618 | 00:27:01,948 | Who would want to do that? You are basically tempting death. | Who would want to do that? You are basically tempting death. |
640 | 00:27:02,037 | 00:27:03,247 | Yeah, plus if you go alone, | Yeah, plus if you go alone, |
641 | 00:27:03,330 | 00:27:06,080 | who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face flapping in the wind? | who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face flapping in the wind? |
642 | 00:27:06,916 | 00:27:07,826 | [Blair] Hm. | [Blair] Hm. |
643 | 00:27:08,543 | 00:27:10,633 | Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit, I guess. | Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit, I guess. |
644 | 00:27:11,296 | 00:27:12,546 | At least he looks happy. | At least he looks happy. |
645 | 00:27:12,631 | 00:27:14,971 | All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty. | All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty. |
646 | 00:27:15,050 | 00:27:16,050 | Do you want anything? | Do you want anything? |
647 | 00:27:16,426 | 00:27:17,256 | Okay. | Okay. |
648 | 00:27:20,597 | 00:27:21,557 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
649 | 00:27:21,640 | 00:27:23,180 | [sobbing and laughing] | [sobbing and laughing] |
650 | 00:27:24,726 | 00:27:27,266 | I've been dreaming about this summit for years. | I've been dreaming about this summit for years. |
651 | 00:27:30,231 | 00:27:31,571 | I finally did it. | I finally did it. |
652 | 00:27:32,317 | 00:27:33,857 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
653 | 00:27:33,943 | 00:27:36,363 | There's no one around for miles. | There's no one around for miles. |
654 | 00:27:36,738 | 00:27:40,528 | Oh, my God. It's so beautiful. | Oh, my God. It's so beautiful. |
655 | 00:27:40,617 | 00:27:42,907 | Hey. Shirley Temple, please. | Hey. Shirley Temple, please. |
656 | 00:27:43,620 | 00:27:44,910 | [cell phone dings] | [cell phone dings] |
657 | 00:27:46,456 | 00:27:47,536 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
658 | 00:28:09,479 | 00:28:11,479 | Hey! What are you doin' over here? | Hey! What are you doin' over here? |
659 | 00:28:11,564 | 00:28:14,824 | I need the two of you at the side exit. I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it. | I need the two of you at the side exit. I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it. |
660 | 00:28:15,360 | 00:28:17,650 | I thought I saw my dead teacher by the pool tables. | I thought I saw my dead teacher by the pool tables. |
661 | 00:28:18,655 | 00:28:21,445 | Shit, is this like when you teenagers were marrying your vampires? | Shit, is this like when you teenagers were marrying your vampires? |
662 | 00:28:21,533 | 00:28:22,623 | He's still here. | He's still here. |
663 | 00:28:22,701 | 00:28:25,791 | When I burned that Bible earlier today on total accident, | When I burned that Bible earlier today on total accident, |
664 | 00:28:26,329 | 00:28:28,579 | I must have failed to usher him into Heaven. | I must have failed to usher him into Heaven. |
665 | 00:28:28,665 | 00:28:30,705 | Now, he'll be stuck in no-man's land forever. | Now, he'll be stuck in no-man's land forever. |
666 | 00:28:31,126 | 00:28:33,876 | What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close? | What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close? |
667 | 00:28:33,962 | 00:28:36,212 | You might be thinking about death too much. | You might be thinking about death too much. |
668 | 00:28:36,297 | 00:28:38,547 | What? How could you not think about it? | What? How could you not think about it? |
669 | 00:28:39,134 | 00:28:40,474 | Aren't you like 70? | Aren't you like 70? |
670 | 00:28:40,552 | 00:28:41,592 | I'm 50! | I'm 50! |
671 | 00:28:41,678 | 00:28:43,098 | -You're a bounty hunter. -Yeah. | -You're a bounty hunter. -Yeah. |
672 | 00:28:43,179 | 00:28:45,059 | You could die at any moment. | You could die at any moment. |
673 | 00:28:45,140 | 00:28:47,520 | And when you do, I'll turn around and bam! | And when you do, I'll turn around and bam! |
674 | 00:28:47,600 | 00:28:49,060 | I'll have two ghosts haunting me. | I'll have two ghosts haunting me. |
675 | 00:28:49,144 | 00:28:52,234 | And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman | And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman |
676 | 00:28:52,313 | 00:28:54,523 | tormented by the pranks you play on me while I sleep. | tormented by the pranks you play on me while I sleep. |
677 | 00:28:54,607 | 00:28:55,897 | Okay, okay... | Okay, okay... |
678 | 00:28:56,359 | 00:28:57,239 | Take a breath. | Take a breath. |
679 | 00:28:57,986 | 00:28:59,106 | Deep breath, come on! | Deep breath, come on! |
680 | 00:28:59,195 | 00:29:00,525 | [both breathe deeply] | [both breathe deeply] |
681 | 00:29:00,613 | 00:29:02,623 | Let it out. Let it out. | Let it out. Let it out. |
682 | 00:29:02,699 | 00:29:03,829 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
683 | 00:29:04,659 | 00:29:06,289 | What if there's no heaven or hell? | What if there's no heaven or hell? |
684 | 00:29:07,078 | 00:29:09,578 | And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere? | And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere? |
685 | 00:29:11,124 | 00:29:12,294 | Are you hypnotizing me? | Are you hypnotizing me? |
686 | 00:29:13,793 | 00:29:15,883 | No, I'm serious. | No, I'm serious. |
687 | 00:29:16,671 | 00:29:19,051 | Heaven and hell are constructs | Heaven and hell are constructs |
688 | 00:29:19,424 | 00:29:21,054 | that personally don't work for me. | that personally don't work for me. |
689 | 00:29:21,134 | 00:29:22,514 | When I'm dead, I'm dead. | When I'm dead, I'm dead. |
690 | 00:29:22,594 | 00:29:24,474 | Ain't none of my business where I go after that. | Ain't none of my business where I go after that. |
691 | 00:29:25,305 | 00:29:26,635 | But that's so scary. | But that's so scary. |
692 | 00:29:27,056 | 00:29:29,886 | Don't you want to know what happens after you cross over? | Don't you want to know what happens after you cross over? |
693 | 00:29:30,477 | 00:29:31,847 | Like, whether it's good or bad? | Like, whether it's good or bad? |
694 | 00:29:31,936 | 00:29:34,436 | There is zero way to know, okay? | There is zero way to know, okay? |
695 | 00:29:34,522 | 00:29:36,272 | Until you cross that threshold. | Until you cross that threshold. |
696 | 00:29:37,066 | 00:29:40,276 | It could be a black void. It could be rainbows. | It could be a black void. It could be rainbows. |
697 | 00:29:40,445 | 00:29:41,945 | It could be a ghost world | It could be a ghost world |
698 | 00:29:42,030 | 00:29:44,370 | where a person uncharacteristically frolics all day. | where a person uncharacteristically frolics all day. |
699 | 00:29:45,116 | 00:29:46,946 | There's no certainty in life or death, | There's no certainty in life or death, |
700 | 00:29:48,036 | 00:29:50,156 | so why kill yourself worrying about anything? | so why kill yourself worrying about anything? |
701 | 00:29:52,540 | 00:29:53,370 | Come on. | Come on. |
702 | 00:29:54,584 | 00:29:56,714 | Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry? | Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry? |
703 | 00:29:59,297 | 00:30:00,507 | There she is. Come on. | There she is. Come on. |
704 | 00:30:02,258 | 00:30:03,378 | Uh-uh-uh-uh! | Uh-uh-uh-uh! |
705 | 00:30:04,052 | 00:30:05,932 | You're getting slippery. I can feel it. | You're getting slippery. I can feel it. |
706 | 00:30:06,012 | 00:30:07,682 | [scoffs] My set is next | [scoffs] My set is next |
707 | 00:30:07,764 | 00:30:09,434 | -and my sister ain't here yet... -Mm. | -and my sister ain't here yet... -Mm. |
708 | 00:30:09,516 | 00:30:12,096 | ...so unless you want Lawrence to go hungry this week, | ...so unless you want Lawrence to go hungry this week, |
709 | 00:30:12,185 | 00:30:13,135 | I'm going to work. | I'm going to work. |
710 | 00:30:13,728 | 00:30:14,598 | Do you mind? | Do you mind? |
711 | 00:30:14,687 | 00:30:15,807 | Yes, I mind. | Yes, I mind. |
712 | 00:30:15,897 | 00:30:18,017 | By my account, you're in my custody. | By my account, you're in my custody. |
713 | 00:30:18,650 | 00:30:21,190 | Maybe you should let her do her job. | Maybe you should let her do her job. |
714 | 00:30:21,277 | 00:30:22,317 | What in the-- | What in the-- |
715 | 00:30:22,612 | 00:30:23,862 | And you know what you should do? | And you know what you should do? |
716 | 00:30:23,947 | 00:30:25,277 | Enjoy yourself. | Enjoy yourself. |
717 | 00:30:25,740 | 00:30:28,490 | -It's okay to enjoy yourself at work. -Thank you. | -It's okay to enjoy yourself at work. -Thank you. |
718 | 00:30:28,576 | 00:30:31,196 | Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band. | Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band. |
719 | 00:30:31,746 | 00:30:33,406 | We sang the whole way to the station: | We sang the whole way to the station: |
720 | 00:30:33,498 | 00:30:36,628 | ♪ El Dorado ♪ | ♪ El Dorado ♪ |
721 | 00:30:39,170 | 00:30:40,090 | -Okay. -Adiós. | -Okay. -Adiós. |
722 | 00:30:40,171 | 00:30:41,711 | [announcer] And now, gentlemen... | [announcer] And now, gentlemen... |
723 | 00:30:41,798 | 00:30:44,628 | Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time. | Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time. |
724 | 00:30:45,009 | 00:30:48,099 | -It'd be rude if you weren't. -...Cherry Grigio! | -It'd be rude if you weren't. -...Cherry Grigio! |
725 | 00:30:48,179 | 00:30:50,219 | -[groans] -[cheering] | -[groans] -[cheering] |
726 | 00:30:53,977 | 00:30:55,977 | [funky hip hop music playing] | [funky hip hop music playing] |
727 | 00:32:01,544 | 00:32:03,634 | [laughing] | [laughing] |
728 | 00:32:25,944 | 00:32:27,204 | No! No! No! No! | No! No! No! No! |
729 | 00:32:27,320 | 00:32:29,200 | She's slippin'! She's slippin'! | She's slippin'! She's slippin'! |
730 | 00:32:29,822 | 00:32:31,282 | Uh-uh! Do not help this woman. | Uh-uh! Do not help this woman. |
731 | 00:32:31,950 | 00:32:33,790 | She owes so much money to the city. | She owes so much money to the city. |
732 | 00:32:33,868 | 00:32:35,238 | What are you doing? | What are you doing? |
733 | 00:32:35,328 | 00:32:38,158 | What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh? | What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh? |
734 | 00:32:38,247 | 00:32:40,247 | Enlisting your friends to help you evade the law? | Enlisting your friends to help you evade the law? |
735 | 00:32:40,875 | 00:32:42,035 | -What? -Mm-hm. | -What? -Mm-hm. |
736 | 00:32:42,126 | 00:32:43,996 | We were tellin' the story of the song. | We were tellin' the story of the song. |
737 | 00:32:44,420 | 00:32:47,340 | "Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open, | "Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open, |
738 | 00:32:47,423 | 00:32:50,183 | Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean." | Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean." |
739 | 00:32:50,927 | 00:32:53,137 | My wig change is the big reveal. | My wig change is the big reveal. |
740 | 00:32:53,221 | 00:32:56,141 | [crowd booing] | [crowd booing] |
741 | 00:33:01,270 | 00:33:02,110 | All right. | All right. |
742 | 00:33:03,481 | 00:33:04,321 | Come on. | Come on. |
743 | 00:33:06,484 | 00:33:07,654 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
744 | 00:33:08,069 | 00:33:10,239 | For what it's worth, the storytelling was on point. | For what it's worth, the storytelling was on point. |
745 | 00:33:12,365 | 00:33:15,325 | Apricot! Where have you been? | Apricot! Where have you been? |
746 | 00:33:18,121 | 00:33:19,711 | Ramon being a wuss about his knuckle? | Ramon being a wuss about his knuckle? |
747 | 00:33:19,789 | 00:33:22,039 | He lost half a finger, Cherr. | He lost half a finger, Cherr. |
748 | 00:33:22,709 | 00:33:24,289 | He is not coming back to the stand. | He is not coming back to the stand. |
749 | 00:33:24,377 | 00:33:25,667 | I had to call Sheila. | I had to call Sheila. |
750 | 00:33:25,753 | 00:33:27,593 | [chuckles] Well, that's just great. | [chuckles] Well, that's just great. |
751 | 00:33:27,880 | 00:33:29,880 | Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby | Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby |
752 | 00:33:30,258 | 00:33:32,008 | and you and I will be on our way to jail. | and you and I will be on our way to jail. |
753 | 00:33:33,845 | 00:33:35,215 | -Sounds like a plan. -Yep. | -Sounds like a plan. -Yep. |
754 | 00:33:36,097 | 00:33:40,097 | Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system. | Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system. |
755 | 00:33:40,184 | 00:33:43,484 | -Apricot makes them with a double dose. -[chuckles] | -Apricot makes them with a double dose. -[chuckles] |
756 | 00:33:45,648 | 00:33:46,818 | Another obstacle. | Another obstacle. |
757 | 00:33:46,899 | 00:33:48,029 | [Bowser groans] | [Bowser groans] |
758 | 00:33:48,609 | 00:33:50,949 | Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence. | Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence. |
759 | 00:33:52,071 | 00:33:53,531 | Damn it, I thought I saw you leave. | Damn it, I thought I saw you leave. |
760 | 00:33:53,823 | 00:33:54,913 | Yeah, I was just re-parking. | Yeah, I was just re-parking. |
761 | 00:33:57,535 | 00:33:59,155 | I told you this was a bad idea. | I told you this was a bad idea. |
762 | 00:33:59,245 | 00:34:01,615 | It'll be fine. We'll just wait till she sobers up. | It'll be fine. We'll just wait till she sobers up. |
763 | 00:34:01,706 | 00:34:03,286 | How long does that take, like, a week? | How long does that take, like, a week? |
764 | 00:34:03,374 | 00:34:04,254 | We don't do drugs. | We don't do drugs. |
765 | 00:34:04,333 | 00:34:05,333 | -Drugs are bad. -Yeah. | -Drugs are bad. -Yeah. |
766 | 00:34:05,918 | 00:34:07,798 | Takes 12 hours to clear her system. | Takes 12 hours to clear her system. |
767 | 00:34:07,879 | 00:34:09,589 | -Oh. -So, you know what? | -Oh. -So, you know what? |
768 | 00:34:10,757 | 00:34:13,297 | You two just go on home. I got it from here. | You two just go on home. I got it from here. |
769 | 00:34:13,509 | 00:34:14,679 | -Are you sure? -Yeah. | -Are you sure? -Yeah. |
770 | 00:34:14,761 | 00:34:15,891 | Okay, Godspeed. | Okay, Godspeed. |
771 | 00:34:15,970 | 00:34:16,930 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
772 | 00:34:17,013 | 00:34:18,353 | You weren't kidding about her. | You weren't kidding about her. |
773 | 00:34:18,431 | 00:34:19,311 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
774 | 00:34:21,100 | 00:34:23,100 | She does not give an inch. | She does not give an inch. |
775 | 00:34:23,978 | 00:34:26,268 | [guitar music] | [guitar music] |
776 | 00:34:27,815 | 00:34:32,395 | [man] ♪ See you on the other side ♪ | [man] ♪ See you on the other side ♪ |
777 | 00:34:34,530 | 00:34:35,410 | [Luke] Look at us. | [Luke] Look at us. |
778 | 00:34:36,866 | 00:34:37,826 | We made this happen. | We made this happen. |
779 | 00:34:40,703 | 00:34:43,123 | We're gonna have so much fun planning our wedding one day. | We're gonna have so much fun planning our wedding one day. |
780 | 00:34:43,581 | 00:34:45,041 | Can I make one request, though? | Can I make one request, though? |
781 | 00:34:46,250 | 00:34:48,880 | On the beach, yet extremely formal. | On the beach, yet extremely formal. |
782 | 00:34:49,587 | 00:34:52,007 | Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz. | Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz. |
783 | 00:34:52,090 | 00:34:54,380 | I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life. | I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life. |
784 | 00:34:58,429 | 00:35:00,389 | ["If I Die Young" playing] | ["If I Die Young" playing] |
785 | 00:35:00,473 | 00:35:02,063 | ♪ Bury me in satin ♪ | ♪ Bury me in satin ♪ |
786 | 00:35:02,141 | 00:35:03,681 | ♪ Lay me down ♪ | ♪ Lay me down ♪ |
787 | 00:35:03,768 | 00:35:05,598 | -♪ On a bed of roses ♪ -[April sobs] | -♪ On a bed of roses ♪ -[April sobs] |
788 | 00:35:05,686 | 00:35:07,766 | ♪ Sink me in the river ♪ | ♪ Sink me in the river ♪ |
789 | 00:35:08,356 | 00:35:09,606 | What is she doing? | What is she doing? |
790 | 00:35:09,690 | 00:35:13,650 | ♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪ | ♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪ |
791 | 00:35:13,736 | 00:35:14,696 | [whispering] Robert... | [whispering] Robert... |
792 | 00:35:15,279 | 00:35:16,909 | Oh, Robert. | Oh, Robert. |
793 | 00:35:17,448 | 00:35:18,658 | [audience murmurs] | [audience murmurs] |
794 | 00:35:18,741 | 00:35:20,281 | [girl] She's so extra. | [girl] She's so extra. |
795 | 00:35:20,368 | 00:35:22,198 | Death hits April hardest, | Death hits April hardest, |
796 | 00:35:22,537 | 00:35:25,497 | even though some of us have buried all six grandparents. | even though some of us have buried all six grandparents. |
797 | 00:35:26,082 | 00:35:27,422 | [sobbing] | [sobbing] |
798 | 00:35:35,258 | 00:35:36,678 | Hello and welcome. | Hello and welcome. |
799 | 00:35:36,759 | 00:35:38,389 | Today, we come together | Today, we come together |
800 | 00:35:38,469 | 00:35:41,849 | to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz. | to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz. |
801 | 00:35:41,931 | 00:35:43,521 | Richard, not Robert. | Richard, not Robert. |
802 | 00:35:44,892 | 00:35:47,482 | But first, an original song by Luke Cresswell. | But first, an original song by Luke Cresswell. |
803 | 00:35:47,562 | 00:35:49,062 | [strums guitar] | [strums guitar] |
804 | 00:35:49,772 | 00:35:54,192 | ♪ When we got the news We only heard the gloom ♪ | ♪ When we got the news We only heard the gloom ♪ |
805 | 00:35:54,318 | 00:35:55,648 | ♪ But by God's grace ♪ | ♪ But by God's grace ♪ |
806 | 00:35:55,736 | 00:36:00,616 | ♪ There's a silver lining To Koontz' tomb ♪ | ♪ There's a silver lining To Koontz' tomb ♪ |
807 | 00:36:00,700 | 00:36:05,080 | ♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪ | ♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪ |
808 | 00:36:05,163 | 00:36:10,043 | ♪ Death came for him And I fell deeper in love ♪ | ♪ Death came for him And I fell deeper in love ♪ |
809 | 00:36:10,710 | 00:36:15,460 | ♪ Lord, thank you For this time for her to shine ♪ | ♪ Lord, thank you For this time for her to shine ♪ |
810 | 00:36:15,548 | 00:36:22,098 | ♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪ | ♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪ |
811 | 00:36:22,722 | 00:36:27,942 | ♪ We were sad he's gone But happy to know... ♪ | ♪ We were sad he's gone But happy to know... ♪ |
812 | 00:36:28,352 | 00:36:29,902 | ♪ That she's mine ♪ | ♪ That she's mine ♪ |
813 | 00:36:29,979 | 00:36:32,019 | I heard they're gonna cremate him and spread his ashes | I heard they're gonna cremate him and spread his ashes |
814 | 00:36:32,106 | 00:36:33,316 | across the Chattahoochee. | across the Chattahoochee. |
815 | 00:36:33,399 | 00:36:35,689 | -Girl, birds are going to eat him. -[Hannah B] Hmm. | -Girl, birds are going to eat him. -[Hannah B] Hmm. |
816 | 00:36:35,776 | 00:36:37,026 | Personally, I want to be stuffed. | Personally, I want to be stuffed. |
817 | 00:36:37,486 | 00:36:38,646 | Promise me you'll stuff me? | Promise me you'll stuff me? |
818 | 00:36:38,779 | 00:36:39,989 | I can't promise you anything. | I can't promise you anything. |
819 | 00:36:40,072 | 00:36:41,622 | We always agreed I'd die before you. | We always agreed I'd die before you. |
820 | 00:36:41,699 | 00:36:44,489 | ♪ But he's not there And oh, it breaks my... ♪ | ♪ But he's not there And oh, it breaks my... ♪ |
821 | 00:36:46,245 | 00:36:48,245 | [gasps] Oh, shit. | [gasps] Oh, shit. |
822 | 00:36:48,331 | 00:36:49,791 | -What are you doing here? -Hi. | -What are you doing here? -Hi. |
823 | 00:36:49,874 | 00:36:52,714 | Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers] | Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers] |
824 | 00:36:53,211 | 00:36:56,551 | I hadn't heard from you since I sent that stupid candle text message. | I hadn't heard from you since I sent that stupid candle text message. |
825 | 00:36:56,631 | 00:36:58,421 | -Oh. -I can get a different candle... | -Oh. -I can get a different candle... |
826 | 00:36:58,507 | 00:36:59,427 | or no candle. | or no candle. |
827 | 00:36:59,842 | 00:37:01,262 | You know what? Fuck the candle. | You know what? Fuck the candle. |
828 | 00:37:01,344 | 00:37:02,604 | I don't care about a candle. | I don't care about a candle. |
829 | 00:37:03,304 | 00:37:04,644 | Or, I do care. | Or, I do care. |
830 | 00:37:05,681 | 00:37:07,521 | I don't feel like I know anything. | I don't feel like I know anything. |
831 | 00:37:08,309 | 00:37:10,899 | I don't even know if I want to have sex, | I don't even know if I want to have sex, |
832 | 00:37:10,978 | 00:37:13,858 | which is... which is outside the box for me. | which is... which is outside the box for me. |
833 | 00:37:14,190 | 00:37:15,900 | We don't have to have sex. | We don't have to have sex. |
834 | 00:37:15,983 | 00:37:18,243 | We don't have to do anything you don't want to do. | We don't have to do anything you don't want to do. |
835 | 00:37:18,319 | 00:37:22,949 | Um... But I don't know if I don't want to have sex. | Um... But I don't know if I don't want to have sex. |
836 | 00:37:23,658 | 00:37:24,698 | Does that sound crazy? | Does that sound crazy? |
837 | 00:37:24,784 | 00:37:25,704 | Not at all. | Not at all. |
838 | 00:37:26,160 | 00:37:29,290 | Look, on my best days, I'm living three contradictions minimum. | Look, on my best days, I'm living three contradictions minimum. |
839 | 00:37:29,372 | 00:37:30,292 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
840 | 00:37:32,166 | 00:37:34,876 | Since this potentially-imagined haunting, | Since this potentially-imagined haunting, |
841 | 00:37:36,420 | 00:37:38,840 | the uncertainties of everything is really messing with me. | the uncertainties of everything is really messing with me. |
842 | 00:37:38,923 | 00:37:42,843 | Like, once you cross over the line from life to death | Like, once you cross over the line from life to death |
843 | 00:37:42,927 | 00:37:46,677 | or from virgin to the land of sex people, | or from virgin to the land of sex people, |
844 | 00:37:46,973 | 00:37:48,103 | you can never go back. | you can never go back. |
845 | 00:37:48,891 | 00:37:51,521 | And I'm really used to things over here. | And I'm really used to things over here. |
846 | 00:37:51,852 | 00:37:52,772 | I get it. | I get it. |
847 | 00:37:52,853 | 00:37:53,693 | Look... | Look... |
848 | 00:37:54,814 | 00:37:56,734 | if and when we do have sex, | if and when we do have sex, |
849 | 00:37:57,900 | 00:38:00,030 | at least we'll be on the other side together. | at least we'll be on the other side together. |
850 | 00:38:01,445 | 00:38:03,405 | But as far as tonight, | But as far as tonight, |
851 | 00:38:04,031 | 00:38:04,911 | I don't care. | I don't care. |
852 | 00:38:05,825 | 00:38:07,405 | I just want to be with you. | I just want to be with you. |
853 | 00:38:11,455 | 00:38:12,575 | [strumming guitar] | [strumming guitar] |
854 | 00:38:12,665 | 00:38:18,955 | ♪ Sterling! ♪ | ♪ Sterling! ♪ |
855 | 00:38:19,046 | 00:38:21,796 | [continues holding note] | [continues holding note] |
856 | 00:38:23,843 | 00:38:25,343 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
857 | 00:38:31,309 | 00:38:34,809 | Thank you, Luke, for that tribute to Mr. Koontz. | Thank you, Luke, for that tribute to Mr. Koontz. |
858 | 00:38:36,314 | 00:38:37,694 | [faint applause] | [faint applause] |
859 | 00:38:41,110 | 00:38:42,360 | [Sterling clears throat] | [Sterling clears throat] |
860 | 00:38:42,445 | 00:38:46,655 | Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son, | Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son, |
861 | 00:38:46,741 | 00:38:49,831 | and by sheer probability, a cousin. | and by sheer probability, a cousin. |
862 | 00:38:50,286 | 00:38:53,576 | A man who not only waved at us a lot, | A man who not only waved at us a lot, |
863 | 00:38:54,332 | 00:38:55,542 | but life itself. | but life itself. |
864 | 00:38:56,167 | 00:38:58,537 | Like, "Hello, life!" | Like, "Hello, life!" |
865 | 00:38:58,753 | 00:39:00,883 | and, "Over here, life!" | and, "Over here, life!" |
866 | 00:39:01,255 | 00:39:02,965 | and, "Life!" | and, "Life!" |
867 | 00:39:06,177 | 00:39:09,847 | Mr. Koontz spent a lot of time in solitude, | Mr. Koontz spent a lot of time in solitude, |
868 | 00:39:09,930 | 00:39:12,810 | but that wasn't boring or sad, | but that wasn't boring or sad, |
869 | 00:39:13,059 | 00:39:16,559 | because he spent his time doing things that he liked | because he spent his time doing things that he liked |
870 | 00:39:16,645 | 00:39:19,475 | and learned about himself in the process. | and learned about himself in the process. |
871 | 00:39:20,274 | 00:39:24,284 | So, even though it seems like his life was cut short | So, even though it seems like his life was cut short |
872 | 00:39:24,362 | 00:39:25,572 | because of that sandwich, | because of that sandwich, |
873 | 00:39:27,323 | 00:39:28,373 | I'm grateful to him. | I'm grateful to him. |
874 | 00:39:29,533 | 00:39:33,203 | He taught me that being alone doesn't mean "lonely" | He taught me that being alone doesn't mean "lonely" |
875 | 00:39:33,871 | 00:39:34,791 | and... | and... |
876 | 00:39:36,582 | 00:39:38,582 | sometimes it's just what you need. | sometimes it's just what you need. |
877 | 00:39:39,001 | 00:39:42,421 | Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life. | Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life. |
878 | 00:39:42,505 | 00:39:45,465 | Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling. | Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling. |
879 | 00:39:45,549 | 00:39:46,969 | Thank you. Oh! | Thank you. Oh! |
880 | 00:40:01,357 | 00:40:03,817 | Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey. | Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey. |
881 | 00:40:04,318 | 00:40:06,278 | What's wrong? You were amazing. | What's wrong? You were amazing. |
882 | 00:40:07,071 | 00:40:08,951 | And you looked so beautiful up there. | And you looked so beautiful up there. |
883 | 00:40:09,824 | 00:40:11,084 | This isn't about me. | This isn't about me. |
884 | 00:40:12,868 | 00:40:14,448 | Well, I know. It's about us. | Well, I know. It's about us. |
885 | 00:40:14,745 | 00:40:16,075 | That's why I wrote that song. | That's why I wrote that song. |
886 | 00:40:16,455 | 00:40:17,415 | What? | What? |
887 | 00:40:18,040 | 00:40:20,250 | No. Luke, you don't get it. | No. Luke, you don't get it. |
888 | 00:40:20,376 | 00:40:22,086 | [Sterling breathes deeply] | [Sterling breathes deeply] |
889 | 00:40:23,337 | 00:40:26,167 | Do you remember that day in fifth grade when we first started going out? | Do you remember that day in fifth grade when we first started going out? |
890 | 00:40:27,925 | 00:40:28,795 | Of course. | Of course. |
891 | 00:40:29,885 | 00:40:31,045 | It was picture day, | It was picture day, |
892 | 00:40:31,554 | 00:40:33,934 | and we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular". | and we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular". |
893 | 00:40:35,599 | 00:40:37,349 | I asked you out then and there. | I asked you out then and there. |
894 | 00:40:38,144 | 00:40:39,104 | It was fate. | It was fate. |
895 | 00:40:40,062 | 00:40:41,272 | No, it wasn't. | No, it wasn't. |
896 | 00:40:42,398 | 00:40:44,818 | There were only three votes separating me and April. | There were only three votes separating me and April. |
897 | 00:40:46,610 | 00:40:51,450 | Okay? The truth is, we're together because of circumstance | Okay? The truth is, we're together because of circumstance |
898 | 00:40:52,283 | 00:40:53,123 | and... | and... |
899 | 00:40:55,119 | 00:40:57,119 | I'm not sure that that's enough anymore. | I'm not sure that that's enough anymore. |
900 | 00:40:59,123 | 00:41:00,503 | What do you-- What do you mean? | What do you-- What do you mean? |
901 | 00:41:01,375 | 00:41:03,165 | -[mutters] -I mean... | -[mutters] -I mean... |
902 | 00:41:04,211 | 00:41:06,961 | that the last few days have made me realize | that the last few days have made me realize |
903 | 00:41:07,047 | 00:41:10,127 | that "alone" isn't a bad word. | that "alone" isn't a bad word. |
904 | 00:41:11,343 | 00:41:14,103 | Okay, there are things that I like that I didn't even know that I liked, | Okay, there are things that I like that I didn't even know that I liked, |
905 | 00:41:14,180 | 00:41:17,680 | like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu. | like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu. |
906 | 00:41:17,766 | 00:41:19,936 | I like those things, too. Dessert is my jam. | I like those things, too. Dessert is my jam. |
907 | 00:41:20,811 | 00:41:21,901 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
908 | 00:41:23,355 | 00:41:24,225 | Luke. | Luke. |
909 | 00:41:24,398 | 00:41:25,228 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
910 | 00:41:27,026 | 00:41:29,606 | We have been tethered together | We have been tethered together |
911 | 00:41:30,029 | 00:41:32,239 | for half of our school lives. | for half of our school lives. |
912 | 00:41:33,240 | 00:41:36,410 | And these last few days have made me realize | And these last few days have made me realize |
913 | 00:41:36,494 | 00:41:39,084 | that there's no sense in having an "us" | that there's no sense in having an "us" |
914 | 00:41:39,288 | 00:41:40,918 | if I don't even have a "me". | if I don't even have a "me". |
915 | 00:41:43,125 | 00:41:44,995 | So, all these years have been a waste to you? | So, all these years have been a waste to you? |
916 | 00:41:45,920 | 00:41:48,050 | I mean, I was there. I know they were good. | I mean, I was there. I know they were good. |
917 | 00:41:48,339 | 00:41:49,379 | Of course they were. | Of course they were. |
918 | 00:41:51,091 | 00:41:54,551 | But I'm ready to not have my whole life planned out before me. | But I'm ready to not have my whole life planned out before me. |
919 | 00:41:55,679 | 00:41:56,759 | What did I do wrong? | What did I do wrong? |
920 | 00:41:57,223 | 00:41:58,973 | No, I-- I-- | No, I-- I-- |
921 | 00:41:59,517 | 00:42:00,727 | Did I not love you well enough? | Did I not love you well enough? |
922 | 00:42:02,645 | 00:42:05,645 | I always tried to hold you up. I always tried to put you first. | I always tried to hold you up. I always tried to put you first. |
923 | 00:42:05,731 | 00:42:07,821 | No, I know. I know you did. | No, I know. I know you did. |
924 | 00:42:07,900 | 00:42:09,690 | This this isn't anybody's fault. | This this isn't anybody's fault. |
925 | 00:42:09,777 | 00:42:11,107 | People grow out of things. | People grow out of things. |
926 | 00:42:13,572 | 00:42:14,532 | Well... | Well... |
927 | 00:42:15,241 | 00:42:16,781 | You don't want to be together forever? | You don't want to be together forever? |
928 | 00:42:17,493 | 00:42:18,373 | I don't know. | I don't know. |
929 | 00:42:19,286 | 00:42:21,286 | I just know that I need to be alone right now. | I just know that I need to be alone right now. |
930 | 00:42:26,418 | 00:42:27,418 | Bye. | Bye. |
931 | 00:42:36,762 | 00:42:38,062 | Ooh, you know what you should do? | Ooh, you know what you should do? |
932 | 00:42:38,138 | 00:42:41,138 | You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo. | You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo. |
933 | 00:42:41,225 | 00:42:43,305 | -[soulful music playing] -Bon appétit. | -[soulful music playing] -Bon appétit. |
934 | 00:42:43,394 | 00:42:44,274 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
935 | 00:42:44,937 | 00:42:47,057 | That edible should be clearing out of your system, | That edible should be clearing out of your system, |
936 | 00:42:47,147 | 00:42:48,817 | or at the tail end of it, anyway. | or at the tail end of it, anyway. |
937 | 00:42:49,108 | 00:42:52,438 | It's been at least two hours since you tried to use the windshield | It's been at least two hours since you tried to use the windshield |
938 | 00:42:52,528 | 00:42:55,358 | like the digital interface from Minority Report. | like the digital interface from Minority Report. |
939 | 00:42:56,156 | 00:42:57,486 | Yeah, the food is helping, | Yeah, the food is helping, |
940 | 00:42:58,242 | 00:43:00,162 | but it would go down a lot faster | but it would go down a lot faster |
941 | 00:43:00,244 | 00:43:01,794 | if we weren't handcuffed to each other. | if we weren't handcuffed to each other. |
942 | 00:43:02,663 | 00:43:04,673 | Sorry, I'm not taking any chances. | Sorry, I'm not taking any chances. |
943 | 00:43:05,749 | 00:43:08,339 | Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips? | Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips? |
944 | 00:43:09,545 | 00:43:10,915 | For cryin' out loud. | For cryin' out loud. |
945 | 00:43:14,341 | 00:43:16,391 | [slurps] | [slurps] |
946 | 00:43:18,596 | 00:43:19,596 | Ahh. | Ahh. |
947 | 00:43:21,599 | 00:43:23,179 | I've always had a crush on you. | I've always had a crush on you. |
948 | 00:43:23,517 | 00:43:25,227 | And that's why you run from me? | And that's why you run from me? |
949 | 00:43:25,311 | 00:43:26,351 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
950 | 00:43:26,437 | 00:43:29,727 | Maybe I always knew our connection would be too intense. | Maybe I always knew our connection would be too intense. |
951 | 00:43:31,358 | 00:43:32,898 | I see a kindred spirit in you. | I see a kindred spirit in you. |
952 | 00:43:34,278 | 00:43:35,988 | We both play by our own rules, | We both play by our own rules, |
953 | 00:43:36,071 | 00:43:37,741 | and neither of us wants to change. | and neither of us wants to change. |
954 | 00:43:40,701 | 00:43:44,291 | Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am. | Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am. |
955 | 00:43:45,289 | 00:43:47,919 | Can't see why, though. I'm doing just fine. | Can't see why, though. I'm doing just fine. |
956 | 00:43:48,375 | 00:43:50,665 | Hell, yeah. We're great. | Hell, yeah. We're great. |
957 | 00:43:51,503 | 00:43:55,093 | Why should we listen to the rest of the world when we're happy doing us. | Why should we listen to the rest of the world when we're happy doing us. |
958 | 00:44:02,640 | 00:44:04,810 | -[cocks gun] -Sorry, baby. Gotta run. | -[cocks gun] -Sorry, baby. Gotta run. |
959 | 00:44:05,351 | 00:44:09,611 | Uncuff me or I'll mess up that pretty face. | Uncuff me or I'll mess up that pretty face. |
960 | 00:44:09,897 | 00:44:11,517 | Oh, damn! | Oh, damn! |
961 | 00:44:11,607 | 00:44:12,777 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
962 | 00:44:12,858 | 00:44:14,738 | That's some pretty intense shit right there. | That's some pretty intense shit right there. |
963 | 00:44:16,654 | 00:44:17,824 | But I gotta tell you... | But I gotta tell you... |
964 | 00:44:18,906 | 00:44:21,196 | I'm gonna have a ball watching you try. | I'm gonna have a ball watching you try. |
965 | 00:44:23,911 | 00:44:24,951 | Dang, man! | Dang, man! |
966 | 00:44:25,204 | 00:44:27,964 | You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you? | You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you? |
967 | 00:44:28,749 | 00:44:29,919 | And do us both a favor, | And do us both a favor, |
968 | 00:44:30,000 | 00:44:32,500 | and stop pretending this version of you works, huh? | and stop pretending this version of you works, huh? |
969 | 00:44:33,295 | 00:44:37,125 | When an entire region agrees what the time is and you don't, | When an entire region agrees what the time is and you don't, |
970 | 00:44:37,716 | 00:44:40,546 | either move to Arizona with the mountain standard time hooligans | either move to Arizona with the mountain standard time hooligans |
971 | 00:44:40,636 | 00:44:41,466 | or change. | or change. |
972 | 00:44:42,054 | 00:44:43,014 | [clicks tongue] | [clicks tongue] |
973 | 00:44:43,597 | 00:44:46,807 | Ranch, honey mustard and mayo. You must think I'm a goddamn fool. | Ranch, honey mustard and mayo. You must think I'm a goddamn fool. |
974 | 00:44:47,393 | 00:44:48,313 | Ow! | Ow! |
975 | 00:44:48,394 | 00:44:49,774 | "Ow" nothing. | "Ow" nothing. |
976 | 00:44:50,646 | 00:44:51,476 | [chuckles quietly] | [chuckles quietly] |
977 | 00:44:53,816 | 00:44:55,026 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
978 | 00:44:56,902 | 00:44:59,202 | That's your twentiest stroke. | That's your twentiest stroke. |
979 | 00:45:00,197 | 00:45:01,027 | Hurry up! | Hurry up! |
980 | 00:45:01,907 | 00:45:03,237 | This is the grizzly bear mouth. | This is the grizzly bear mouth. |
981 | 00:45:03,617 | 00:45:04,787 | It's not an easy hole. | It's not an easy hole. |
982 | 00:45:06,829 | 00:45:08,079 | Come on. | Come on. |
983 | 00:45:09,415 | 00:45:11,415 | ["The Girl" playing] | ["The Girl" playing] |
984 | 00:45:16,880 | 00:45:19,880 | ♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪ | ♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪ |
985 | 00:45:19,967 | 00:45:22,087 | ♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪ | ♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪ |
986 | 00:45:22,177 | 00:45:23,047 | All right. | All right. |
987 | 00:45:23,887 | 00:45:24,717 | Let's do this. | Let's do this. |
988 | 00:45:24,805 | 00:45:26,635 | ♪ No one to blame ♪ | ♪ No one to blame ♪ |
989 | 00:45:26,724 | 00:45:29,484 | ♪ Not one to leave behind ♪ | ♪ Not one to leave behind ♪ |
990 | 00:45:32,563 | 00:45:36,653 | ♪ She’s a one of a kind Nothing to fear, now is she clear? ♪ | ♪ She’s a one of a kind Nothing to fear, now is she clear? ♪ |
991 | 00:45:36,734 | 00:45:39,284 | ♪ She's a one of a kind Or is it shocking? ♪ | ♪ She's a one of a kind Or is it shocking? ♪ |
992 | 00:45:39,361 | 00:45:43,031 | ♪ She's a one of a kind You’re not the first, won't be the last ♪ | ♪ She's a one of a kind You’re not the first, won't be the last ♪ |
993 | 00:45:43,115 | 00:45:45,775 | [Blair screams and laughs] | [Blair screams and laughs] |
994 | 00:45:46,410 | 00:45:47,370 | [Miles] Oh! | [Miles] Oh! |
995 | 00:46:10,142 | 00:46:11,022 | How's that feel? | How's that feel? |
996 | 00:46:12,936 | 00:46:13,806 | I like it. | I like it. |
997 | 00:46:15,397 | 00:46:18,357 | Mm, but I think I need to breathe into it a little. | Mm, but I think I need to breathe into it a little. |
998 | 00:46:19,943 | 00:46:21,903 | Mm... Would you breathe with me? | Mm... Would you breathe with me? |
999 | 00:46:22,988 | 00:46:23,908 | I'd love to. | I'd love to. |
1000 | 00:46:24,823 | 00:46:25,663 | Okay. | Okay. |
1001 | 00:46:26,116 | 00:46:27,196 | [breathes in deeply] | [breathes in deeply] |
1002 | 00:46:28,786 | 00:46:29,946 | [breathes out deeply] | [breathes out deeply] |
1003 | 00:46:33,624 | 00:46:34,634 | Mm. | Mm. |
1004 | 00:46:38,504 | 00:46:39,514 | Are you okay? | Are you okay? |
1005 | 00:46:40,631 | 00:46:41,591 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
1006 | 00:46:43,717 | 00:46:44,837 | I'm happy. | I'm happy. |
1007 | 00:46:46,261 | 00:46:47,221 | [chuckles quietly] | [chuckles quietly] |
1008 | 00:46:48,472 | 00:46:50,142 | ["Because of You" playing] | ["Because of You" playing] |
1009 | 00:46:50,224 | 00:46:52,104 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1010 | 00:46:52,184 | 00:46:54,144 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1011 | 00:46:55,312 | 00:46:57,942 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1012 | 00:46:58,565 | 00:47:00,395 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1013 | 00:47:01,860 | 00:47:04,150 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1014 | 00:47:04,905 | 00:47:06,775 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1015 | 00:47:08,116 | 00:47:10,736 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1016 | 00:47:11,411 | 00:47:13,411 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1017 | 00:47:13,497 | 00:47:16,417 | ♪ You saved my mind ♪ | ♪ You saved my mind ♪ |
1018 | 00:47:16,500 | 00:47:19,090 | ♪ You saved my life ♪ | ♪ You saved my life ♪ |
1019 | 00:47:19,711 | 00:47:24,591 | ♪You put me back together ♪ | ♪You put me back together ♪ |
1020 | 00:47:24,675 | 00:47:26,175 | ♪ With your bed ♪ | ♪ With your bed ♪ |
1021 | 00:47:26,260 | 00:47:28,550 | ♪ You stayed with me ♪ | ♪ You stayed with me ♪ |
1022 | 00:47:29,304 | 00:47:31,684 | ♪ You laid with me ♪ | ♪ You laid with me ♪ |
1023 | 00:47:32,266 | 00:47:34,516 | ♪ It was darkness ♪ | ♪ It was darkness ♪ |
1024 | 00:47:34,601 | 00:47:38,611 | ♪ Till we became each other ♪ | ♪ Till we became each other ♪ |
1025 | 00:47:38,689 | 00:47:41,189 | ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ | ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ |
1026 | 00:47:41,859 | 00:47:44,279 | ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ | ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ |
1027 | 00:47:44,862 | 00:47:47,572 | ♪ How beautiful oh oh ♪ | ♪ How beautiful oh oh ♪ |
1028 | 00:47:48,156 | 00:47:49,276 | ♪ You are ♪ | ♪ You are ♪ |
1029 | 00:47:49,366 | 00:47:51,366 | ♪ It doesn't make sense ♪ | ♪ It doesn't make sense ♪ |
1030 | 00:47:51,451 | 00:47:53,251 | ♪ But it's okay ♪ | ♪ But it's okay ♪ |
1031 | 00:47:54,538 | 00:47:56,538 | ♪ 'Cause I'm okay ♪ | ♪ 'Cause I'm okay ♪ |
1032 | 00:47:57,749 | 00:47:59,669 | ♪ I'm so okay ♪ | ♪ I'm so okay ♪ |
1033 | 00:48:04,339 | 00:48:05,719 | ♪ Because of you ♪ | ♪ Because of you ♪ |
1034 | 00:48:05,799 | 00:48:08,469 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1035 | 00:48:08,927 | 00:48:10,797 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1036 | 00:48:10,888 | 00:48:12,098 | ♪ Because of you ♪ | ♪ Because of you ♪ |
1037 | 00:48:12,180 | 00:48:14,730 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1038 | 00:48:15,309 | 00:48:17,189 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1039 | 00:48:18,478 | 00:48:21,108 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1040 | 00:48:21,690 | 00:48:23,480 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1041 | 00:48:24,902 | 00:48:27,612 | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ |
1042 | 00:48:28,155 | 00:48:30,025 | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ | ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ |