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1 00:00:06,006 00:00:08,006 ["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing] ["Tie a Yellow Ribbon" playing]
2 00:00:17,600 00:00:20,940 ♪ I'm comin' home, I've done my time ♪ ♪ I'm comin' home, I've done my time ♪
3 00:00:22,188 00:00:25,858 ♪ Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine ♪ ♪ Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine ♪
4 00:00:25,942 00:00:26,902 [groans] [groans]
5 00:00:27,652 00:00:30,032 ♪ If you received my letter ♪ ♪ If you received my letter ♪
6 00:00:30,113 00:00:32,243 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
7 00:00:33,616 00:00:36,326 ♪ Then you'll know just what to do ♪ ♪ Then you'll know just what to do ♪
8 00:00:36,411 00:00:38,541 ♪ If you still want me ♪ ♪ If you still want me ♪
9 00:00:39,164 00:00:42,884 ♪ If you still want me ♪ ♪ If you still want me ♪
10 00:00:44,377 00:00:49,627 ♪ Oh, tie a yellow ribbon round that old oak tree ♪ ♪ Oh, tie a yellow ribbon round that old oak tree ♪
11 00:00:49,716 00:00:52,136 ♪ It's been three long years ♪ ♪ It's been three long years ♪
12 00:00:52,218 00:00:54,678 ♪ Do you still want me ♪ ♪ Do you still want me ♪
13 00:00:54,763 00:00:55,683 ♪ Still want me ♪ ♪ Still want me ♪
14 00:00:55,764 00:00:57,894 ♪ If I don't see a ribbon ♪ ♪ If I don't see a ribbon ♪
15 00:00:57,974 00:01:00,734 ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪
16 00:01:00,810 00:01:03,940 ♪ I'll stay on the bus Forget about us ♪ ♪ I'll stay on the bus Forget about us ♪
17 00:01:04,022 00:01:06,442 ♪ Put the blame on me ♪ ♪ Put the blame on me ♪
18 00:01:06,524 00:01:09,364 ♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon ♪ ♪ If I don't see a yellow ribbon ♪
19 00:01:09,444 00:01:13,164 ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪ ♪ 'Round the old oak tree ♪
20 00:01:28,088 00:01:30,668 [theme music] [theme music]
21 00:01:30,757 00:01:33,047 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
22 00:01:50,235 00:01:51,815 [Sterling] I don't feel like myself. [Sterling] I don't feel like myself.
23 00:01:51,903 00:01:54,243 Is it, like, angst from missing Luke? Is it, like, angst from missing Luke?
24 00:01:54,322 00:01:57,912 [sighs] I guess so. It's so weird not seeing him every second after school [sighs] I guess so. It's so weird not seeing him every second after school
25 00:01:57,992 00:01:58,872 or Sat through Sun. or Sat through Sun.
26 00:01:58,952 00:02:00,912 It's like I have phantom limb syndrome. It's like I have phantom limb syndrome.
27 00:02:01,579 00:02:02,579 I can say that, right? I can say that, right?
28 00:02:03,081 00:02:06,501 Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful to our soldiers who actually have it. Uh, it might be fairly disrespectful to our soldiers who actually have it.
29 00:02:06,584 00:02:08,464 I don't know what to do with all my free time now. I don't know what to do with all my free time now.
30 00:02:08,545 00:02:09,955 I've read four novels this week. I've read four novels this week.
31 00:02:10,046 00:02:12,336 You are sort of monologuing about yourself. You are sort of monologuing about yourself.
32 00:02:12,423 00:02:15,013 [sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter. [sighs] I'm sorry. I've been so thrown off kilter.
33 00:02:15,093 00:02:16,393 Mom is being so unfair. Mom is being so unfair.
34 00:02:16,469 00:02:18,969 Especially since she porked before she was married. Especially since she porked before she was married.
35 00:02:20,056 00:02:21,346 Speaking of our dear mother, Speaking of our dear mother,
36 00:02:21,432 00:02:24,692 when she and Dad go to that party thing in a couple of days, when she and Dad go to that party thing in a couple of days,
37 00:02:25,103 00:02:26,193 Miles is going to come over Miles is going to come over
38 00:02:26,271 00:02:28,981 and we're going to have a relaxed, house-to-ourselves sort of night. and we're going to have a relaxed, house-to-ourselves sort of night.
39 00:02:29,065 00:02:30,775 But you won't be by yourselves, I'll be there. But you won't be by yourselves, I'll be there.
40 00:02:31,693 00:02:35,073 Right. You can be there, but maybe don't crowd us. Right. You can be there, but maybe don't crowd us.
41 00:02:36,281 00:02:37,571 Wait. Are you guys gonna-- Wait. Are you guys gonna--
42 00:02:37,657 00:02:39,157 I think yes! I think we're gonna do it. I think yes! I think we're gonna do it.
43 00:02:39,242 00:02:40,742 I really, really like Miles, I really, really like Miles,
44 00:02:40,827 00:02:42,907 and I've been talking about sex for so long and I've been talking about sex for so long
45 00:02:42,996 00:02:45,286 that it's time to put my money where my mouth is. that it's time to put my money where my mouth is.
46 00:02:45,373 00:02:47,673 -Ew. -[school bell rings] -Ew. -[school bell rings]
47 00:02:47,750 00:02:49,130 -You know what I mean. -I do. -You know what I mean. -I do.
48 00:02:49,210 00:02:52,130 It's like that time when I begged for bangs and when I finally got them, It's like that time when I begged for bangs and when I finally got them,
49 00:02:52,213 00:02:53,673 I looked like a German boy who pick-pocketed, I looked like a German boy who pick-pocketed,
50 00:02:53,756 00:02:55,046 but I was really glad I did it. but I was really glad I did it.
51 00:02:55,425 00:02:57,255 -[feedback over speaker] -[man] Students and faculty, -[feedback over speaker] -[man] Students and faculty,
52 00:02:57,343 00:02:58,893 I was hoping to begin announcements I was hoping to begin announcements
53 00:02:58,970 00:03:00,970 with the news of our Boys Basketball's with the news of our Boys Basketball's
54 00:03:01,055 00:03:04,425 tremendous 85 to 24 victory over St. Andrews. tremendous 85 to 24 victory over St. Andrews.
55 00:03:05,685 00:03:07,265 And I guess I just did, And I guess I just did,
56 00:03:07,353 00:03:09,523 but I have some very sad news. but I have some very sad news.
57 00:03:09,772 00:03:12,572 Mr. Koontz, our beloved substitute teacher, Mr. Koontz, our beloved substitute teacher,
58 00:03:12,650 00:03:14,440 has shed his mortal coil. has shed his mortal coil.
59 00:03:15,862 00:03:17,162 -He died. -[students gasp] -He died. -[students gasp]
60 00:03:17,238 00:03:19,278 -What? -Please join me for a moment of silence -What? -Please join me for a moment of silence
61 00:03:19,365 00:03:21,365 for our dearly departed. for our dearly departed.
62 00:03:26,164 00:03:27,424 -Who? -Shh. -Who? -Shh.
63 00:03:28,166 00:03:31,166 [voice wavering] Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor. [voice wavering] Mr. Koontz was my greatest mentor.
64 00:03:31,252 00:03:33,632 He legit explained Algebra II to me once. He legit explained Algebra II to me once.
65 00:03:33,713 00:03:35,013 It was a game changer. It was a game changer.
66 00:03:35,298 00:03:37,588 He always waved at me in the hallway He always waved at me in the hallway
67 00:03:37,675 00:03:39,425 and I never waved back. and I never waved back.
68 00:03:39,761 00:03:41,931 But I realize now, But I realize now,
69 00:03:42,847 00:03:44,637 Koontz taught me how to love. Koontz taught me how to love.
70 00:03:45,433 00:03:46,943 -[cell phone dings] -That was beautiful. -[cell phone dings] -That was beautiful.
71 00:03:47,769 00:03:48,939 What kind of filter do you want? What kind of filter do you want?
72 00:03:49,020 00:03:50,190 Okay, scooch together. Okay, scooch together.
73 00:03:50,772 00:03:52,022 Have you thought about how technically Have you thought about how technically
74 00:03:52,106 00:03:53,726 this is the first dead person we've ever known? this is the first dead person we've ever known?
75 00:03:53,816 00:03:55,356 Because we never knew Mee-maw and Dee-daw. Because we never knew Mee-maw and Dee-daw.
76 00:03:55,443 00:03:57,953 You're right. We've only ever known dead pets. You're right. We've only ever known dead pets.
77 00:03:58,196 00:04:00,656 Two hamsters, one cat, one dog and another cat. Two hamsters, one cat, one dog and another cat.
78 00:04:01,074 00:04:03,744 [groans] Fluffernutter doesn't count. She was such a bitch. [groans] Fluffernutter doesn't count. She was such a bitch.
79 00:04:05,161 00:04:07,001 I'm trying to picture him in Heaven. I'm trying to picture him in Heaven.
80 00:04:07,956 00:04:09,166 Is it clouds? Is it clouds?
81 00:04:09,999 00:04:12,589 The logistics of a cloud land are super insane. The logistics of a cloud land are super insane.
82 00:04:12,752 00:04:14,132 I always picture a palace. I always picture a palace.
83 00:04:14,712 00:04:16,342 But is he even in Heaven? But is he even in Heaven?
84 00:04:17,173 00:04:19,093 Blair, he was a Christian. He went to Heaven. Blair, he was a Christian. He went to Heaven.
85 00:04:19,592 00:04:21,092 -Not necessarily. -[Sterling gasps] Oh. -Not necessarily. -[Sterling gasps] Oh.
86 00:04:21,177 00:04:23,177 Jeez, my butthole is in my throat. Jeez, my butthole is in my throat.
87 00:04:23,263 00:04:24,723 Luke, what are you doing? Luke, what are you doing?
88 00:04:24,806 00:04:26,766 Oh. I wanted to surprise you. Oh. I wanted to surprise you.
89 00:04:27,558 00:04:29,808 Keep our romance alive during the struggle. Keep our romance alive during the struggle.
90 00:04:31,729 00:04:33,979 I know that we're pressing pause outside of school, I know that we're pressing pause outside of school,
91 00:04:34,065 00:04:36,525 but I want you to know-- I need you to know but I want you to know-- I need you to know
92 00:04:37,151 00:04:39,281 that I'm not pressing pause on my love for you. that I'm not pressing pause on my love for you.
93 00:04:40,029 00:04:41,909 It's still playing at full blast. It's still playing at full blast.
94 00:04:41,990 00:04:43,120 And mine's on repeat. And mine's on repeat.
95 00:04:43,199 00:04:45,989 Your activities log was such a great idea, babe. Your activities log was such a great idea, babe.
96 00:04:46,077 00:04:48,077 I want us to know everything the other is doing, I want us to know everything the other is doing,
97 00:04:48,162 00:04:49,582 even if we can't do it together. even if we can't do it together.
98 00:04:49,664 00:04:52,214 I saw you did thirty minutes of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m. I saw you did thirty minutes of anger-crying at 4:00 p.m.
99 00:04:52,292 00:04:53,672 and then straight into band practice, and then straight into band practice,
100 00:04:53,751 00:04:56,381 followed by an orange juice and then straight into a milk? followed by an orange juice and then straight into a milk?
101 00:04:56,462 00:04:59,802 I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard. I couldn't get my thirst quenched hard enough after rocking so hard.
102 00:04:59,882 00:05:01,842 I know in my heart of hearts, though, I know in my heart of hearts, though,
103 00:05:02,302 00:05:05,562 that a little time apart outside of school can't touch us. that a little time apart outside of school can't touch us.
104 00:05:06,055 00:05:07,215 We're going to be together forever. We're going to be together forever.
105 00:05:07,807 00:05:08,887 Um, excuse me for living, Um, excuse me for living,
106 00:05:08,975 00:05:11,685 but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven? but why'd you say that Mr. Koontz wasn't necessarily in Heaven?
107 00:05:11,769 00:05:12,849 Did you ever notice Did you ever notice
108 00:05:12,937 00:05:14,807 how Koontz didn't participate in morning prayer? how Koontz didn't participate in morning prayer?
109 00:05:15,231 00:05:16,901 Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue. Yeah. I figured it was a medical issue.
110 00:05:16,983 00:05:18,323 Mm-mm. He was agnostic. Mm-mm. He was agnostic.
111 00:05:18,401 00:05:19,991 Is that where you think that God is a woman? Is that where you think that God is a woman?
112 00:05:20,069 00:05:22,029 No. It's where you don't know what to believe, No. It's where you don't know what to believe,
113 00:05:22,113 00:05:24,953 which is bizarre, because it's all right there in the Bible. which is bizarre, because it's all right there in the Bible.
114 00:05:25,033 00:05:27,623 You're a real source of info this morn. You're a real source of info this morn.
115 00:05:27,702 00:05:30,042 Vlad the groundskeeper was the one who found him. Vlad the groundskeeper was the one who found him.
116 00:05:30,121 00:05:32,621 He told me that he was lying all alone on the edge of the field, He told me that he was lying all alone on the edge of the field,
117 00:05:32,707 00:05:34,827 a crustless PB and J lying next to him. a crustless PB and J lying next to him.
118 00:05:34,917 00:05:36,337 -That's awful. -I know. -That's awful. -I know.
119 00:05:36,419 00:05:39,169 He has to go on a month-long paid vacation to recover. He has to go on a month-long paid vacation to recover.
120 00:05:39,255 00:05:41,835 No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone. No, it's awful about Mr. Koontz dying alone.
121 00:05:41,924 00:05:44,344 I can't think of anything worse than to be alone in this life. I can't think of anything worse than to be alone in this life.
122 00:05:44,427 00:05:46,297 Oh, no, no, no, baby. Oh, no, no, no, baby.
123 00:05:46,387 00:05:48,057 That's not going to happen to us. That's not going to happen to us.
124 00:05:48,556 00:05:50,096 We're going to be hand-in-hand We're going to be hand-in-hand
125 00:05:50,391 00:05:52,311 looking down at our memorial from Heaven, looking down at our memorial from Heaven,
126 00:05:52,393 00:05:54,403 watching our children celebrate us, watching our children celebrate us,
127 00:05:54,479 00:05:55,939 and our children's children, and our children's children,
128 00:05:56,564 00:05:58,324 and their friends if they would like to come. and their friends if they would like to come.
129 00:05:58,399 00:05:59,609 All will be welcome. All will be welcome.
130 00:06:00,151 00:06:01,901 Oh. Have you already planned it? Oh. Have you already planned it?
131 00:06:01,986 00:06:03,606 Yes, I have some ideas. Yes, I have some ideas.
132 00:06:04,197 00:06:05,527 [both chuckle quietly] [both chuckle quietly]
133 00:06:05,615 00:06:06,735 A memorial? A memorial?
134 00:06:07,283 00:06:10,243 Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned. Hmm. No, we don't have a memorial planned.
135 00:06:10,328 00:06:12,208 [April] Didn't you hear the moment of silence? [April] Didn't you hear the moment of silence?
136 00:06:12,288 00:06:14,748 -It was, like, eight seconds. -Mm-hm. -It was, like, eight seconds. -Mm-hm.
137 00:06:15,249 00:06:16,709 That's all we're going to do for him? That's all we're going to do for him?
138 00:06:16,793 00:06:17,713 He was a nice man. He was a nice man.
139 00:06:17,794 00:06:19,674 I saw him brake for a squirrel once, I saw him brake for a squirrel once,
140 00:06:20,129 00:06:21,919 -and then he got rear-ended. -Oh. -and then he got rear-ended. -Oh.
141 00:06:22,006 00:06:24,546 Don't you feel that as Christians, we should honor him? Don't you feel that as Christians, we should honor him?
142 00:06:24,634 00:06:25,894 Of course, dear, Of course, dear,
143 00:06:25,968 00:06:28,548 but he didn't have that deep of a tie to the school. but he didn't have that deep of a tie to the school.
144 00:06:28,638 00:06:31,928 I mean, for instance, if he had gone to Willingham as a student, I mean, for instance, if he had gone to Willingham as a student,
145 00:06:32,016 00:06:33,346 and then he came back to teach, and then he came back to teach,
146 00:06:33,434 00:06:36,354 I mean, we'd definitely have a service for someone like that. I mean, we'd definitely have a service for someone like that.
147 00:06:36,437 00:06:38,477 And if we did, I'm sure there'd be  a mix CD And if we did, I'm sure there'd be  a mix CD
148 00:06:38,564 00:06:40,364 in her upper left-hand desk drawer. in her upper left-hand desk drawer.
149 00:06:41,025 00:06:44,145 Well, we would love to take it upon ourselves Well, we would love to take it upon ourselves
150 00:06:44,237 00:06:47,117 and put together a memorial for him, if that's okay. and put together a memorial for him, if that's okay.
151 00:06:47,198 00:06:48,238 -Oh. -And it should be, -Oh. -And it should be,
152 00:06:48,324 00:06:50,834 since it's a school activity, during school hours. since it's a school activity, during school hours.
153 00:06:51,536 00:06:54,286 That is so lovely and thoughtful of you. That is so lovely and thoughtful of you.
154 00:06:55,039 00:06:58,879 I also had the idea to put on a memorial for him. I also had the idea to put on a memorial for him.
155 00:06:59,168 00:07:03,298 It slipped my mind because of my devastation over his demise. It slipped my mind because of my devastation over his demise.
156 00:07:03,381 00:07:04,221 Oh. Oh.
157 00:07:04,298 00:07:07,508 I'm wracked with grief. I'm wracked with grief.
158 00:07:07,593 00:07:09,143 -Oh. -Hm. -Oh. -Hm.
159 00:07:09,220 00:07:11,720 I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist I thought your stance on substitutes was that they shouldn't exist
160 00:07:11,806 00:07:13,926 because they allow the regular teachers to be lazy. because they allow the regular teachers to be lazy.
161 00:07:14,016 00:07:15,766 -Mmm. -It doesn't sound like me. -Mmm. -It doesn't sound like me.
162 00:07:15,852 00:07:17,312 Do you know how you sound? Do you know how you sound?
163 00:07:18,062 00:07:20,152 I will set my grief aside I will set my grief aside
164 00:07:20,231 00:07:25,571 and since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome. and since we all had the idea, we can plan the memorial as a threesome.
165 00:07:26,070 00:07:28,820 I mean, the three of us together. I mean, the three of us together.
166 00:07:29,407 00:07:32,367 Well, that's really sweet, um, but-- but we really feel like the Lord Well, that's really sweet, um, but-- but we really feel like the Lord
167 00:07:32,452 00:07:34,622 meant for us to take on this challenge together, meant for us to take on this challenge together,
168 00:07:34,704 00:07:35,754 just the two of us. just the two of us.
169 00:07:35,830 00:07:37,710 Well, as Fellowship leader, Well, as Fellowship leader,
170 00:07:37,790 00:07:42,040 it's my duty to lead during times of emotional distress. it's my duty to lead during times of emotional distress.
171 00:07:42,545 00:07:43,455 We'll plan it together. We'll plan it together.
172 00:07:43,546 00:07:45,506 [Ellen] What a great idea. [Ellen] What a great idea.
173 00:07:45,923 00:07:48,803 Yes, and rekindling old friendships Yes, and rekindling old friendships
174 00:07:48,885 00:07:50,925 because I know y'all were close once. because I know y'all were close once.
175 00:07:51,637 00:07:52,887 That was a long time ago. That was a long time ago.
176 00:07:52,972 00:07:55,392 Should we talk logistics, pick a theme? Should we talk logistics, pick a theme?
177 00:07:55,892 00:07:57,442 Isn't the theme "death"? Isn't the theme "death"?
178 00:07:58,144 00:07:58,984 Or "memory". Or "memory".
179 00:07:59,562 00:08:00,612 We can do better. We can do better.
180 00:08:00,688 00:08:02,818 [Ellen] See? What a great team! [Ellen] See? What a great team!
181 00:08:02,899 00:08:03,939 I mean, my goodness! I mean, my goodness!
182 00:08:04,025 00:08:06,105 I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all I wish I had had awesome ideas like y'all
183 00:08:06,194 00:08:08,284 -when I was a Willingham student. -[April chuckles] -when I was a Willingham student. -[April chuckles]
184 00:08:08,362 00:08:10,322 But in many ways, I'm still a student. But in many ways, I'm still a student.
185 00:08:10,823 00:08:12,783 I'm just always learning. I'm just always learning.
186 00:08:14,035 00:08:15,495 Always learning. Always learning.
187 00:08:22,168 00:08:23,128 I need to eat. I need to eat.
188 00:08:23,753 00:08:25,463 -All right. -[Sterling squeals quietly] -All right. -[Sterling squeals quietly]
189 00:08:25,546 00:08:28,046 These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here. These are the boxes that need to go down to the store right here.
190 00:08:28,132 00:08:29,302 So, come on. Let's go. So, come on. Let's go.
191 00:08:29,383 00:08:31,183 Wait, Bowsy. Wait, Bowsy.
192 00:08:31,594 00:08:33,604 We want the tour. Be like a tour guide, We want the tour. Be like a tour guide,
193 00:08:33,679 00:08:35,309 except one that doesn't limit follow-up questions. except one that doesn't limit follow-up questions.
194 00:08:35,389 00:08:37,849 Yes, and we want anecdotes. Yes, and we want anecdotes.
195 00:08:37,934 00:08:41,274 Like, was this couch hard to get through that door? Like, was this couch hard to get through that door?
196 00:08:41,354 00:08:42,274 Okay, and go. Okay, and go.
197 00:08:42,855 00:08:44,355 Um... Hi! Um... Hi!
198 00:08:45,191 00:08:46,861 -Welcome to the tour! -[giggles] -Welcome to the tour! -[giggles]
199 00:08:47,860 00:08:48,990 This is the tour. This is the tour.
200 00:08:51,239 00:08:52,069 One room? One room?
201 00:08:52,698 00:08:53,528 Yeah. Yeah.
202 00:08:53,616 00:08:55,366 I like to be able to stand in any one spot I like to be able to stand in any one spot
203 00:08:55,451 00:08:57,831 and behold the entirety of my domain and behold the entirety of my domain
204 00:08:57,912 00:08:59,752 and all my personal possessions. and all my personal possessions.
205 00:08:59,830 00:09:00,830 [Blair gasps] [Blair gasps]
206 00:09:00,915 00:09:02,455 That is so sad. That is so sad.
207 00:09:03,042 00:09:05,212 You lost all your belongings in a fire. You lost all your belongings in a fire.
208 00:09:06,087 00:09:06,957 No, I didn't. No, I didn't.
209 00:09:07,380 00:09:08,550 Then where are they? Then where are they?
210 00:09:09,507 00:09:11,127 You're looking at them. The... You're looking at them. The...
211 00:09:11,217 00:09:14,757 Concert posters, vinyl, wardrobe, and one pant. Concert posters, vinyl, wardrobe, and one pant.
212 00:09:15,346 00:09:18,846 A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants? A "pant"? Is that, like, half a pants?
213 00:09:19,433 00:09:20,893 It's a pan that's also a pot. It's a pan that's also a pot.
214 00:09:21,477 00:09:23,347 Hey, can we get back to the boxes? Hey, can we get back to the boxes?
215 00:09:23,437 00:09:25,017 We've got a lot of boxes to move here. We've got a lot of boxes to move here.
216 00:09:25,106 00:09:28,566 [groans] Why'd you order yogurt toppings to your apartment in the first place? [groans] Why'd you order yogurt toppings to your apartment in the first place?
217 00:09:28,651 00:09:31,031 Because I hit the wrong mailing address on Amazong. Because I hit the wrong mailing address on Amazong.
218 00:09:33,030 00:09:34,070 Did he just say, "Amazong"? Did he just say, "Amazong"?
219 00:09:34,156 00:09:35,366 Yes, and I will never forget it. Yes, and I will never forget it.
220 00:09:35,449 00:09:36,619 He needs more fixing than I thought. He needs more fixing than I thought.
221 00:09:36,701 00:09:37,871 He's living in a flophouse. He's living in a flophouse.
222 00:09:37,952 00:09:40,582 We have to encourage him to extend himself, but subtly. We have to encourage him to extend himself, but subtly.
223 00:09:40,663 00:09:43,083 -He hates when we're too direct. -He hates it when we're most things, -He hates when we're too direct. -He hates it when we're most things,
224 00:09:43,165 00:09:45,165 but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help. but we're basically his best friends, it's our job to help.
225 00:09:45,251 00:09:47,671 -Yes. Hey, Bowse? -Mm. -Yes. Hey, Bowse? -Mm.
226 00:09:47,753 00:09:49,213 -You know what you should do? -Mm-mm. -You know what you should do? -Mm-mm.
227 00:09:49,297 00:09:51,127 Not put your mattress directly on the floor. Not put your mattress directly on the floor.
228 00:09:51,215 00:09:52,675 Do you think a woman wants to sleep on that? Do you think a woman wants to sleep on that?
229 00:09:52,758 00:09:54,968 Hey, let's speed this up. New rule. Hey, let's speed this up. New rule.
230 00:09:55,428 00:09:57,718 Everybody's gonna grab two boxes at a time. Come on! Everybody's gonna grab two boxes at a time. Come on!
231 00:09:57,805 00:10:00,885 -Ow, my arms. -I haven't eaten yet this afternoon. -Ow, my arms. -I haven't eaten yet this afternoon.
232 00:10:00,975 00:10:02,135 All right. [groans] All right. [groans]
233 00:10:02,643 00:10:03,893 Smaller boxes go in the back. Smaller boxes go in the back.
234 00:10:03,978 00:10:04,898 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
235 00:10:08,232 00:10:09,282 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
236 00:10:09,900 00:10:11,030 That's Terrance Coin. That's Terrance Coin.
237 00:10:16,824 00:10:18,874 -Hey. -That's Terrance Coin. -Hey. -That's Terrance Coin.
238 00:10:18,951 00:10:20,751 -Oh, Jesus. -What's he doing here? -Oh, Jesus. -What's he doing here?
239 00:10:21,454 00:10:24,714 If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care, If he was here, which I haven't noticed because I don't care,
240 00:10:25,207 00:10:27,287 he would be getting his assignment from Yolanda. he would be getting his assignment from Yolanda.
241 00:10:27,376 00:10:28,746 [both sigh] [both sigh]
242 00:10:29,378 00:10:30,498 Bowser? Bowser?
243 00:10:30,588 00:10:31,838 [groans] [groans]
244 00:10:31,922 00:10:33,472 [Terrance chuckles] [Terrance chuckles]
245 00:10:33,549 00:10:35,299 Is that the Bowster? Is that the Bowster?
246 00:10:35,384 00:10:37,054 Yeah, well, it's-- you know. Hey-- Yeah, well, it's-- you know. Hey--
247 00:10:37,136 00:10:38,546 Bowsin' Bowser! Bowsin' Bowser!
248 00:10:38,638 00:10:39,638 [grunts] [grunts]
249 00:10:39,722 00:10:40,562 Yeah. Yeah.
250 00:10:40,931 00:10:41,851 Sup, my guy? Sup, my guy?
251 00:10:41,932 00:10:43,482 That's enough. Yeah, thank you. That's enough. Yeah, thank you.
252 00:10:43,559 00:10:47,359 Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes. Yolanda said this was your joint. Yikes.
253 00:10:47,438 00:10:48,728 This is my, um... This is my, um...
254 00:10:49,190 00:10:52,440 office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah. office/yogurt restaurant. Yeah.
255 00:10:53,152 00:10:54,322 You look good, man. You look good, man.
256 00:10:54,403 00:10:55,823 What's your workout regimen? What's your workout regimen?
257 00:10:57,323 00:11:00,083 Well, I put on some weight, so, uh... eating. Well, I put on some weight, so, uh... eating.
258 00:11:00,159 00:11:02,409 [both laugh] [both laugh]
259 00:11:02,495 00:11:04,115 -You're in the building phase. -Well... -You're in the building phase. -Well...
260 00:11:04,205 00:11:05,665 -I get it. I love it. -That's enough. -I get it. I love it. -That's enough.
261 00:11:05,998 00:11:07,998 -Thank you. Mm-hm. -Keep up the good work, bro. -Thank you. Mm-hm. -Keep up the good work, bro.
262 00:11:08,084 00:11:10,214 -[both] Bowser, please. Bowser, please. -Stop that. -[both] Bowser, please. Bowser, please. -Stop that.
263 00:11:10,294 00:11:11,804 -Please! -Would you stop-- Hey, okay. -Please! -Would you stop-- Hey, okay.
264 00:11:11,879 00:11:14,879 [groans] Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair. [groans] Terrance, this is Sterling and Blair.
265 00:11:14,965 00:11:16,755 -Hi. -Hi. Blair. -Hi. -Hi. Blair.
266 00:11:16,842 00:11:19,472 -You're gorgeous. -Really cool to meet you. -You're gorgeous. -Really cool to meet you.
267 00:11:19,553 00:11:20,763 -It's really cool. -That's what I said! -It's really cool. -That's what I said!
268 00:11:20,846 00:11:23,966 Nice to make your acquaintances. You all work with Bowser? Nice to make your acquaintances. You all work with Bowser?
269 00:11:24,058 00:11:24,888 Mostly. Mostly.
270 00:11:25,601 00:11:26,731 Uh... Uh...
271 00:11:26,811 00:11:27,651 Mainly. Mainly.
272 00:11:28,979 00:11:29,899 Strictly. We... Strictly. We...
273 00:11:30,314 00:11:32,114 Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser. Yeah, we bounty hunt with Bowser.
274 00:11:32,191 00:11:34,031 Please don't ask us to work with you. Please don't ask us to work with you.
275 00:11:34,110 00:11:37,450 Uh... No, it's great, you know, meeting colleagues. Uh... No, it's great, you know, meeting colleagues.
276 00:11:38,072 00:11:40,032 Folks that truly understand the work. Folks that truly understand the work.
277 00:11:40,116 00:11:41,026 Yes. Yes.
278 00:11:41,117 00:11:43,987 You know, I like to think of us as fishermen, You know, I like to think of us as fishermen,
279 00:11:44,537 00:11:46,327 cutting through the freezing waters, cutting through the freezing waters,
280 00:11:47,415 00:11:50,035 pulling in our nets hand over hand. pulling in our nets hand over hand.
281 00:11:50,626 00:11:53,496 The catch of the day flopping on the icy deck, The catch of the day flopping on the icy deck,
282 00:11:53,921 00:11:56,881 all to feed the mouth of justice. all to feed the mouth of justice.
283 00:11:57,341 00:11:58,971 That hangry beast. That hangry beast.
284 00:12:01,053 00:12:01,893 What? What?
285 00:12:01,971 00:12:05,521 Well, I'm off to rope that dog-fighting ring king. Well, I'm off to rope that dog-fighting ring king.
286 00:12:06,142 00:12:07,102 Till we meet again. Till we meet again.
287 00:12:07,184 00:12:08,604 -Yes, please. -Bowser. -Yes, please. -Bowser.
288 00:12:08,686 00:12:10,436 -Hey, you. -[Blair] Call us, let us know. -Hey, you. -[Blair] Call us, let us know.
289 00:12:11,021 00:12:11,861 [sighs] [sighs]
290 00:12:12,398 00:12:14,528 He should write a book about fishing. He should write a book about fishing.
291 00:12:16,610 00:12:17,450 Get it. Get it.
292 00:12:19,029 00:12:19,859 Come on. Come on.
293 00:12:21,532 00:12:22,742 I'll tell you one thing. I'll tell you one thing.
294 00:12:23,117 00:12:25,237 That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm? That Terrance sure is a dick. Hm?
295 00:12:25,327 00:12:26,787 Asking me about my eating habits? Asking me about my eating habits?
296 00:12:26,871 00:12:29,621 Terrance is living his best life. He's too busy to be a dick. Terrance is living his best life. He's too busy to be a dick.
297 00:12:30,249 00:12:31,579 -Love your perspective. -Good. -Love your perspective. -Good.
298 00:12:31,667 00:12:32,997 -Very helpful. -I'm glad. -Very helpful. -I'm glad.
299 00:12:33,085 00:12:34,035 Assignment, please. Assignment, please.
300 00:12:34,128 00:12:37,048 You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio. You'll be bringing in Cherry Grigio.
301 00:12:37,298 00:12:40,258 No, you didn't. Shit. No, you didn't. Shit.
302 00:12:41,719 00:12:44,309 Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer Ladies, Miss Grigio's an exotic dancer
303 00:12:44,388 00:12:48,518 whose latest intrigue is owing the city 15 grand in parking tickets. whose latest intrigue is owing the city 15 grand in parking tickets.
304 00:12:48,601 00:12:50,811 Lady does not think the rules apply to her. Lady does not think the rules apply to her.
305 00:12:50,895 00:12:53,645 In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time. In fact, she refuses to adhere to daylight savings time.
306 00:12:53,939 00:12:55,729 It helps her ignore street cleaning days. It helps her ignore street cleaning days.
307 00:12:55,983 00:12:56,903 Smart. Smart.
308 00:12:56,984 00:12:58,324 The slippery stripper. The slippery stripper.
309 00:12:58,402 00:13:00,702 She's the bane of Bowser's existence. She's the bane of Bowser's existence.
310 00:13:01,113 00:13:02,743 What? I thought we were. What? I thought we were.
311 00:13:02,907 00:13:04,027 Anecdote, please. Anecdote, please.
312 00:13:04,116 00:13:05,326 [knocking] [knocking]
313 00:13:05,409 00:13:06,789 Let me just grab my stuff. Let me just grab my stuff.
314 00:13:09,288 00:13:10,708 -[spraying] -[screams] -[spraying] -[screams]
315 00:13:10,790 00:13:12,170 I just need to grab my stuff. I just need to grab my stuff.
316 00:13:12,541 00:13:13,961 Aren't you holding it? Aren't you holding it?
317 00:13:14,043 00:13:15,463 -[grunts] -Ow! -[grunts] -Ow!
318 00:13:15,544 00:13:17,254 Just let me grab my stuff. Just let me grab my stuff.
319 00:13:18,297 00:13:19,257 Stuff... Stuff...
320 00:13:27,807 00:13:29,307 Un-fucking-believable. Un-fucking-believable.
321 00:13:29,934 00:13:32,024 No Cherry Grigio. No Cherry Grigio.
322 00:13:32,394 00:13:34,444 I'm down my favorite toenail because of that woman. I'm down my favorite toenail because of that woman.
323 00:13:35,022 00:13:36,692 Oh, come on, you always end up catching her. Oh, come on, you always end up catching her.
324 00:13:36,774 00:13:40,284 Yeah, but it takes 72 hours and a year off my life each time. Yeah, but it takes 72 hours and a year off my life each time.
325 00:13:40,653 00:13:42,533 Now, why would you write her another bond anyway? Now, why would you write her another bond anyway?
326 00:13:43,280 00:13:45,490 It's like her side-hustle from stripping is skipping. It's like her side-hustle from stripping is skipping.
327 00:13:45,866 00:13:47,946 She's basically my favorite TV show. She's basically my favorite TV show.
328 00:13:48,452 00:13:49,332 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez.
329 00:13:50,037 00:13:52,617 Fine. If you don't want her, I'll give her to Terrance. Fine. If you don't want her, I'll give her to Terrance.
330 00:13:52,706 00:13:55,036 No, no. Wait, Bowser. I'm sure the three of us No, no. Wait, Bowser. I'm sure the three of us
331 00:13:55,125 00:13:56,495 could bring her in quick and easy. could bring her in quick and easy.
332 00:13:57,086 00:13:57,916 Come on. Come on.
333 00:13:58,003 00:13:59,053 [Bowser groans] [Bowser groans]
334 00:13:59,713 00:14:02,093 -All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals] -All right, fine. We'll take her. -[Sterling squeals]
335 00:14:02,174 00:14:04,474 -[gasps] A real stripper. -Yes! -[gasps] A real stripper. -Yes!
336 00:14:04,927 00:14:06,387 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
337 00:14:06,470 00:14:07,470 Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
338 00:14:07,555 00:14:08,885 -Oh. -Yes, ma'am. -Oh. -Yes, ma'am.
339 00:14:09,974 00:14:12,564 -[school bell rings] -[yawns] -[school bell rings] -[yawns]
340 00:14:12,643 00:14:14,603 Up late date plan texting? Up late date plan texting?
341 00:14:14,687 00:14:17,107 Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way. Your phone light is exceedingly bright, by the way.
342 00:14:17,189 00:14:19,279 I was looking at songs for our sex playlist, I was looking at songs for our sex playlist,
343 00:14:19,358 00:14:21,568 which took me to the Cure, which took me to the Smiths, which took me to the Cure, which took me to the Smiths,
344 00:14:21,652 00:14:23,992 which took me to this video wormhole which took me to this video wormhole
345 00:14:24,071 00:14:26,991 of people who have actually seen the light that never goes out. of people who have actually seen the light that never goes out.
346 00:14:27,867 00:14:29,237 And then I had this dream And then I had this dream
347 00:14:29,326 00:14:31,196 that Mr. Koontz was trying to tell me something, that Mr. Koontz was trying to tell me something,
348 00:14:31,287 00:14:33,287 but I couldn't hear him. but I couldn't hear him.
349 00:14:33,914 00:14:34,794 That's weird. That's weird.
350 00:14:35,082 00:14:37,332 Yeah, I'm actually having a really hard time shaking it. Yeah, I'm actually having a really hard time shaking it.
351 00:14:37,418 00:14:39,168 -And I think it's because he-- -That reminds me, babe. -And I think it's because he-- -That reminds me, babe.
352 00:14:39,253 00:14:40,803 Uh, you were in my dream last night. Uh, you were in my dream last night.
353 00:14:41,881 00:14:45,381 Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation. Of course, the man is co-opting the conversation.
354 00:14:45,759 00:14:47,389 No offense, Luke. Love you. No offense, Luke. Love you.
355 00:14:47,887 00:14:48,717 Love you. Love you.
356 00:14:49,179 00:14:50,009 Thanks. Thanks.
357 00:14:52,016 00:14:52,886 Don't move! Don't move!
358 00:14:52,975 00:14:54,305 Don't move, either of you. Don't move, either of you.
359 00:14:54,727 00:14:56,937 That's the essay that I wrote on laissez-faire economics. That's the essay that I wrote on laissez-faire economics.
360 00:14:57,021 00:14:58,311 You know the one where I railed on it? You know the one where I railed on it?
361 00:14:58,397 00:14:59,477 You hate laissez-faire. You hate laissez-faire.
362 00:14:59,565 00:15:01,315 Mr. Koontz graded that. Mr. Koontz graded that.
363 00:15:01,650 00:15:03,780 And now it just flew out of my backpack? And now it just flew out of my backpack?
364 00:15:04,695 00:15:07,195 I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams, but now this? I mean, it's one thing to be in my dreams, but now this?
365 00:15:08,198 00:15:10,658 Wait, it says, "Think outside the box." Wait, it says, "Think outside the box."
366 00:15:11,660 00:15:14,460 Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting. Oh, shit. This is straight up haunting.
367 00:15:14,538 00:15:15,788 The original trolling! The original trolling!
368 00:15:15,873 00:15:19,043 Or you're just stressed, okay? I don't think you're really being haunted. Or you're just stressed, okay? I don't think you're really being haunted.
369 00:15:19,126 00:15:20,206 How do you know that? How do you know that?
370 00:15:21,295 00:15:23,045 I'm starting to get that feeling where my tongue goes numb. I'm starting to get that feeling where my tongue goes numb.
371 00:15:23,130 00:15:24,720 Did you just eat mango? Did you just eat mango?
372 00:15:25,299 00:15:26,429 [gasps] [gasps]
373 00:15:27,009 00:15:28,929 Okay, that is dramatic, even for her. Okay, that is dramatic, even for her.
374 00:15:30,429 00:15:33,219 I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do your activities log yesterday. I hate to bring this up, but you didn't do your activities log yesterday.
375 00:15:33,307 00:15:34,637 Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
376 00:15:34,725 00:15:35,845 I had to make these flyers, I had to make these flyers,
377 00:15:35,935 00:15:37,685 since April thinks paper is way too analog, since April thinks paper is way too analog,
378 00:15:37,770 00:15:40,190 and I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first, and I had to teach myself Adobe Illustrator first,
379 00:15:40,272 00:15:41,572 which turned out to be really fun. which turned out to be really fun.
380 00:15:41,649 00:15:43,189 Once I got a hold of the whole vectors thing, Once I got a hold of the whole vectors thing,
381 00:15:43,275 00:15:44,395 I was rockin' and rolling. I was rockin' and rolling.
382 00:15:44,485 00:15:46,395 You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you You see how "memorial" kind of jumps out at you
383 00:15:46,487 00:15:48,277 and there's a shadow behind the dove? and there's a shadow behind the dove?
384 00:15:48,364 00:15:49,374 Not easy. Not easy.
385 00:15:51,241 00:15:53,081 Still could have written it in the log, though. Still could have written it in the log, though.
386 00:15:55,037 00:15:56,367 So, what did you do? So, what did you do?
387 00:15:59,708 00:16:00,538 I thought about you. I thought about you.
388 00:16:01,126 00:16:03,586 -Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal. -Aw. -You are my beautiful rose petal.
389 00:16:05,589 00:16:06,509 Oh, memorial tomorrow. Oh, memorial tomorrow.
390 00:16:11,804 00:16:13,644 -[cell phone ringing] -Beautiful? -[cell phone ringing] -Beautiful?
391 00:16:13,722 00:16:15,772 [gasps] Ooh, I can't believe I got you. [gasps] Ooh, I can't believe I got you.
392 00:16:15,849 00:16:17,849 You got me? I can't believe I got you. You got me? I can't believe I got you.
393 00:16:17,935 00:16:19,895 Oh, you're being sweet. It's going to slow me down. Oh, you're being sweet. It's going to slow me down.
394 00:16:19,979 00:16:20,979 Okay, go with me here. Okay, go with me here.
395 00:16:21,063 00:16:23,823 I have felt super weird since our sub died. I have felt super weird since our sub died.
396 00:16:23,899 00:16:26,489 Like, when you hear that silent sound Like, when you hear that silent sound
397 00:16:26,568 00:16:28,448 that tells you that the TV is still on that tells you that the TV is still on
398 00:16:28,529 00:16:31,119 and then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded and then out of nowhere, this paper that he graded
399 00:16:31,198 00:16:33,828 flew into my face with a message on it. flew into my face with a message on it.
400 00:16:34,201 00:16:36,541 I feel like he needs something from me, I feel like he needs something from me,
401 00:16:36,870 00:16:38,160 and I'm super freaked out. and I'm super freaked out.
402 00:16:38,247 00:16:40,207 And Sterling's just not helping me at all. And Sterling's just not helping me at all.
403 00:16:40,290 00:16:41,460 Oh, wow, I feel you. Oh, wow, I feel you.
404 00:16:41,959 00:16:44,039 You know, I thought I saw the ghost of my grandma once, You know, I thought I saw the ghost of my grandma once,
405 00:16:44,128 00:16:46,088 but she's alive, so it fucked with me. but she's alive, so it fucked with me.
406 00:16:46,672 00:16:47,922 I'm so happy you get it. I'm so happy you get it.
407 00:16:48,007 00:16:49,507 Maybe your guy's in purgatory. Maybe your guy's in purgatory.
408 00:16:50,009 00:16:51,389 You know, stuck in limbo, You know, stuck in limbo,
409 00:16:51,719 00:16:53,469 asking for prayers so he can move on? asking for prayers so he can move on?
410 00:16:53,971 00:16:54,891 Prayers. Prayers.
411 00:16:55,973 00:16:57,773 Miles, you don't understand. Miles, you don't understand.
412 00:16:57,933 00:16:59,603 Praying is in my blood. Praying is in my blood.
413 00:17:00,102 00:17:02,562 -Ah, you're the freaking best. -Yeah, I know. I got your back! -Ah, you're the freaking best. -Yeah, I know. I got your back!
414 00:17:02,646 00:17:03,686 [chuckles] [chuckles]
415 00:17:03,772 00:17:05,322 Look, um, if you got your plate full, Look, um, if you got your plate full,
416 00:17:05,399 00:17:07,609 we can reschedule our night tomorrow. we can reschedule our night tomorrow.
417 00:17:07,693 00:17:08,573 Oh, no way. Oh, no way.
418 00:17:08,652 00:17:10,822 I'm not going to let a little death and haunting I'm not going to let a little death and haunting
419 00:17:10,904 00:17:12,664 get in the way of our date. [chuckles] get in the way of our date. [chuckles]
420 00:17:14,241 00:17:16,951 Unless, um... unless you want to postpone. Unless, um... unless you want to postpone.
421 00:17:17,411 00:17:19,121 No. No. No way. No way. No. No. No way. No way.
422 00:17:19,204 00:17:21,544 I've already started pricing candles to set the mood. I've already started pricing candles to set the mood.
423 00:17:22,916 00:17:23,746 Cool. Cool.
424 00:17:24,084 00:17:25,254 [chuckles] [chuckles]
425 00:17:25,335 00:17:26,165 Cool. Cool.
426 00:17:28,964 00:17:30,804 Hey. Thanks for lending a hand. Hey. Thanks for lending a hand.
427 00:17:31,300 00:17:32,260 Any time. Any time.
428 00:17:39,099 00:17:40,059 [clears throat] [clears throat]
429 00:17:43,687 00:17:45,647 Franklin, how's golf? Franklin, how's golf?
430 00:17:46,273 00:17:47,323 How are my boys? How are my boys?
431 00:17:47,399 00:17:48,359 [scoffs] [scoffs]
432 00:17:48,442 00:17:49,442 They're great. They're great.
433 00:17:49,526 00:17:50,356 Yeah. Yeah.
434 00:17:51,028 00:17:51,858 Hey... Hey...
435 00:17:52,154 00:17:53,864 there's no hard feelings between us, right? there's no hard feelings between us, right?
436 00:17:54,823 00:17:56,333 No. [chuckles] No. [chuckles]
437 00:17:56,408 00:17:57,238 Nope. Nope.
438 00:17:57,951 00:18:00,581 I'm just glad we can all come together at a time like this. I'm just glad we can all come together at a time like this.
439 00:18:01,288 00:18:03,168 However, a warning. However, a warning.
440 00:18:03,749 00:18:06,789 I am going to be performing some of my music today I am going to be performing some of my music today
441 00:18:06,877 00:18:10,757 and I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on. and I hope it will not be too painful for you to see that I've moved on.
442 00:18:11,548 00:18:13,628 Uh, no, man. It won't be. Uh, no, man. It won't be.
443 00:18:15,135 00:18:15,965 Well... Well...
444 00:18:16,553 00:18:18,183 [clears throat] Good afternoon. [clears throat] Good afternoon.
445 00:18:23,018 00:18:24,848 [indistinct chatter] [indistinct chatter]
446 00:18:27,981 00:18:29,111 [strums guitar] [strums guitar]
447 00:18:29,191 00:18:33,821 ♪ Now that he's gone Old Mr. Koontz ♪ ♪ Now that he's gone Old Mr. Koontz ♪
448 00:18:34,488 00:18:40,658 ♪ Who will feed them? The baby raccoo-- ♪ ♪ Who will feed them? The baby raccoo-- ♪
449 00:18:42,204 00:18:44,414 That is so dumb. [chuckles] That is so dumb. [chuckles]
450 00:18:46,250 00:18:47,960 Hey, uh... Sterling. Hey, uh... Sterling.
451 00:18:48,043 00:18:50,383 -Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering] -Babe? Hey, Sterling? -[continue chattering]
452 00:18:50,462 00:18:51,382 Sterling. Sterling.
453 00:18:52,131 00:18:53,091 Ster-girl. Ster-girl.
454 00:18:53,173 00:18:54,053 Sterling? Sterling?
455 00:18:54,133 00:18:56,393 -Sterling? Hey. -Yeah? -Sterling? Hey. -Yeah?
456 00:18:56,468 00:18:59,638 Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music? Babe. Uh, can you help me with the music?
457 00:18:59,721 00:19:02,221 I can't figure out what to rhyme with Koontz. I can't figure out what to rhyme with Koontz.
458 00:19:02,850 00:19:04,390 Uh, Koontz? Uh, Koontz?
459 00:19:04,476 00:19:05,556 Koontz. Koontz.
460 00:19:05,644 00:19:07,234 Um... Well-- Um... Well--
461 00:19:07,312 00:19:10,192 Excuse me. Do you care to join the decor meeting? Excuse me. Do you care to join the decor meeting?
462 00:19:10,274 00:19:11,984 We have to figure out how to transform this place We have to figure out how to transform this place
463 00:19:12,067 00:19:13,487 into a planetarium. into a planetarium.
464 00:19:13,569 00:19:16,199 I need celestial bodies on the ceiling. I need celestial bodies on the ceiling.
465 00:19:16,280 00:19:17,700 Oh, and don't forget flowers. Oh, and don't forget flowers.
466 00:19:17,781 00:19:19,951 Calla lilies are classic and in season, Calla lilies are classic and in season,
467 00:19:20,033 00:19:21,623 but we'd love to avoid white. but we'd love to avoid white.
468 00:19:21,702 00:19:22,702 It's so expected. It's so expected.
469 00:19:22,786 00:19:25,246 Great. Go dark purple and order a few dozen, Great. Go dark purple and order a few dozen,
470 00:19:25,330 00:19:26,830 enough to cramp the stage. enough to cramp the stage.
471 00:19:26,915 00:19:28,415 No white means no doves. No white means no doves.
472 00:19:28,500 00:19:30,460 Everybody's seen those things fly out of funerals. Everybody's seen those things fly out of funerals.
473 00:19:30,544 00:19:33,174 So, we were thinking... butterflies. So, we were thinking... butterflies.
474 00:19:33,255 00:19:35,125 [gasps] Or maybe just flies. [gasps] Or maybe just flies.
475 00:19:35,382 00:19:36,932 That would really make a statement. Write that down. That would really make a statement. Write that down.
476 00:19:37,009 00:19:38,679 -No, do not. -You guys, this is too much. -No, do not. -You guys, this is too much.
477 00:19:38,760 00:19:40,680 It's a memorial. It's meant to be respectful. It's a memorial. It's meant to be respectful.
478 00:19:40,762 00:19:43,222 It will be. You have my word. It will be. You have my word.
479 00:19:43,640 00:19:46,350 We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man. We want a simple memorial to honor a simple man.
480 00:19:47,394 00:19:48,354 You know what? You know what?
481 00:19:48,437 00:19:50,807 You are never gonna let me lead the way that I should. You are never gonna let me lead the way that I should.
482 00:19:51,523 00:19:52,443 So, I quit. So, I quit.
483 00:19:52,858 00:19:55,238 I hope your eulogy is better than your decor. I hope your eulogy is better than your decor.
484 00:19:55,777 00:19:58,407 I should focus on my mourning anyway. I should focus on my mourning anyway.
485 00:20:07,956 00:20:09,076 A eulogy? A eulogy?
486 00:20:09,166 00:20:10,496 I didn't even think about that. I didn't even think about that.
487 00:20:10,584 00:20:12,884 What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know What am I supposed to write about someone I barely even know
488 00:20:12,961 00:20:15,171 who seemed so... alone? who seemed so... alone?
489 00:20:15,255 00:20:17,005 Maybe we can look him up on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page. Maybe we can look him up on the "Get To Know Your Teacher" page.
490 00:20:17,090 00:20:18,180 on the school website? on the school website?
491 00:20:18,759 00:20:20,679 Dang, that is sad. Dang, that is sad.
492 00:20:20,886 00:20:23,006 He listed his favorite activity as movies He listed his favorite activity as movies
493 00:20:23,096 00:20:26,016 and left the family question blank. and left the family question blank.
494 00:20:27,601 00:20:30,601 Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw mini-golfing alone. [chuckles] Kind of reminds me of that guy we saw mini-golfing alone. [chuckles]
495 00:20:31,146 00:20:32,436 So grim. So grim.
496 00:20:33,273 00:20:35,233 He was just minding his own business. He was just minding his own business.
497 00:20:35,317 00:20:37,187 He gave himself a par five on the grizzly bear mouth He gave himself a par five on the grizzly bear mouth
498 00:20:37,277 00:20:39,907 and I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating. and I saw him take at least seven strokes. That's cheating.
499 00:20:40,322 00:20:41,872 How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy How am I supposed to write a whole eulogy
500 00:20:41,949 00:20:44,579 about someone whose favorite beverage is ice water about someone whose favorite beverage is ice water
501 00:20:44,660 00:20:46,410 and favorite place, "The plains"? and favorite place, "The plains"?
502 00:20:46,495 00:20:48,655 If anyone can write a eulogy with this, you can. If anyone can write a eulogy with this, you can.
503 00:20:48,997 00:20:49,827 You're right. You're right.
504 00:20:51,625 00:20:53,585 [solemn organ music] [solemn organ music]
505 00:20:55,254 00:20:57,344 Our Father, who art in Heaven. Our Father, who art in Heaven.
506 00:20:57,839 00:20:59,089 Hallowed be thy name. Hallowed be thy name.
507 00:20:59,508 00:21:00,468 Thy kingdom come. Thy kingdom come.
508 00:21:07,516 00:21:11,226 Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died, Dear Lord, our substitute teacher died,
509 00:21:12,062 00:21:13,482 but you know that. but you know that.
510 00:21:14,106 00:21:15,266 because you took him. because you took him.
511 00:21:15,357 00:21:16,437 No judgments. No judgments.
512 00:21:18,485 00:21:19,985 He was agnostic. He was agnostic.
513 00:21:20,237 00:21:22,777 I guess you already know that as well. I guess you already know that as well.
514 00:21:22,864 00:21:25,204 God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [sniffs] God! Okay, keep up, Blair! [sniffs]
515 00:21:25,993 00:21:28,503 What I'm trying to say is... What I'm trying to say is...
516 00:21:29,204 00:21:31,964 we all have our doubts sometimes, we all have our doubts sometimes,
517 00:21:33,292 00:21:37,842 and maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth, and maybe he didn't know what he was doing on Earth,
518 00:21:38,380 00:21:41,430 so he had no idea what to expect on the other side. so he had no idea what to expect on the other side.
519 00:21:44,052 00:21:44,932 So... So...
520 00:21:46,305 00:21:47,175 let him in. let him in.
521 00:21:48,307 00:21:49,137 Okay? Okay?
522 00:21:49,850 00:21:51,140 If it's cool. If it's cool.
523 00:21:51,226 00:21:53,266 I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles] I'm not trying to boss you. [chuckles]
524 00:21:56,231 00:21:57,071 Amen. Amen.
525 00:21:58,859 00:22:00,189 And now, a reading. And now, a reading.
526 00:22:03,322 00:22:04,162 Death... Death...
527 00:22:04,906 00:22:07,276 Death. Death. Death, got it. Death. Death. Death, got it.
528 00:22:07,534 00:22:10,504 "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. "The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle.
529 00:22:10,579 00:22:13,459 They had tails like scorpions, They had tails like scorpions,
530 00:22:13,540 00:22:16,170 and in their tails, they had and in their tails, they had
531 00:22:16,501 00:22:18,671 power to torment people for five months"? power to torment people for five months"?
532 00:22:19,588 00:22:20,628 What the-- What the--
533 00:22:21,506 00:22:22,756 [screaming] [screaming]
534 00:22:23,258 00:22:25,088 [gasping] [gasping]
535 00:22:28,472 00:22:29,772 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
536 00:22:29,848 00:22:32,178 [Sterling] You set the Bible on fire? [Sterling] You set the Bible on fire?
537 00:22:32,809 00:22:34,389 It was a small fire, It was a small fire,
538 00:22:34,478 00:22:37,608 but it was just really large in proportion to the size of the book. but it was just really large in proportion to the size of the book.
539 00:22:37,689 00:22:38,899 Well, what did you do with it? Well, what did you do with it?
540 00:22:38,982 00:22:40,152 I put it back on the shelf. I put it back on the shelf.
541 00:22:40,233 00:22:41,403 I'm going to pretend that this didn't happen I'm going to pretend that this didn't happen
542 00:22:41,485 00:22:43,645 until maybe forever or the end of time. until maybe forever or the end of time.
543 00:22:43,737 00:22:46,317 Okay. Well, maybe the fire was God's way of telling you that you did it. Okay. Well, maybe the fire was God's way of telling you that you did it.
544 00:22:46,406 00:22:47,566 You helped Mr. Koontz. You helped Mr. Koontz.
545 00:22:47,657 00:22:50,407 Right. Like, who's to say that fire is a bad thing? Right. Like, who's to say that fire is a bad thing?
546 00:22:50,494 00:22:53,214 [scoffs] Duh. Hello? The burning bush. [scoffs] Duh. Hello? The burning bush.
547 00:22:53,288 00:22:54,118 Mm. Mm.
548 00:22:54,206 00:22:56,076 -Chariots of Fire. -Mm. -Chariots of Fire. -Mm.
549 00:22:56,166 00:22:59,916 Oh, and controlled fires that prevent larger wildfires Oh, and controlled fires that prevent larger wildfires
550 00:23:00,003 00:23:02,513 that would be way bigger and harder to control. that would be way bigger and harder to control.
551 00:23:02,589 00:23:03,669 Okay, I think we lost the thread. Okay, I think we lost the thread.
552 00:23:03,757 00:23:05,257 Hey, Bowser, wait for us. Hey, Bowser, wait for us.
553 00:23:05,342 00:23:07,552 [hip hop music playing] [hip hop music playing]
554 00:23:08,970 00:23:09,890 All right, remember. All right, remember.
555 00:23:09,971 00:23:12,271 Cherry Grigio changes her look all the time. Cherry Grigio changes her look all the time.
556 00:23:12,349 00:23:14,479 Sometimes she's blonde, sometimes she's a red-head. Sometimes she's blonde, sometimes she's a red-head.
557 00:23:14,559 00:23:16,439 or that kind of red that looks like purple. or that kind of red that looks like purple.
558 00:23:16,937 00:23:19,557 Keep your heads on a swivel. Don't fall for any of her tricks. Keep your heads on a swivel. Don't fall for any of her tricks.
559 00:23:19,648 00:23:20,568 She's slippery. She's slippery.
560 00:23:20,649 00:23:23,109 You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now. You've said, "slippery", like, ten times now.
561 00:23:23,193 00:23:24,573 It's starting to get gross. It's starting to get gross.
562 00:23:25,487 00:23:26,317 I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
563 00:23:29,116 00:23:30,696 We passed for 21! We passed for 21!
564 00:23:30,784 00:23:33,164 Oh, my God. Slow down, life! Oh, my God. Slow down, life!
565 00:23:34,162 00:23:36,162 [music blasting] [music blasting]
566 00:23:54,558 00:23:57,308 This is the sexiest place I've ever been. This is the sexiest place I've ever been.
567 00:23:57,769 00:23:59,729 Oh, my God. Look at that girl's butt crack. Oh, my God. Look at that girl's butt crack.
568 00:23:59,813 00:24:00,943 It's so vertical. It's so vertical.
569 00:24:01,022 00:24:03,282 It goes really far up her back! It goes really far up her back!
570 00:24:06,236 00:24:08,196 Oh, beautiful! Oh, beautiful!
571 00:24:08,280 00:24:09,780 You're sensual, madam. You're sensual, madam.
572 00:24:10,490 00:24:11,490 [Sterling] God. [Sterling] God.
573 00:24:12,534 00:24:15,874 Look at these women. They are so comfortable in their bodies. Look at these women. They are so comfortable in their bodies.
574 00:24:15,954 00:24:17,004 It's so cool. It's so cool.
575 00:24:17,372 00:24:18,832 Okay, pace yourselves. Okay, pace yourselves.
576 00:24:19,249 00:24:21,329 This could take a while and I need you all calculating This could take a while and I need you all calculating
577 00:24:21,418 00:24:23,128 -any possible escape routes. -Okay. -any possible escape routes. -Okay.
578 00:24:25,172 00:24:26,762 Ah, there she is. Ah, there she is.
579 00:24:29,009 00:24:30,639 -Let's triangulate. -Okay. -Let's triangulate. -Okay.
580 00:24:31,761 00:24:35,721 So I told him, "Come back when you've got proof I've got a liver... So I told him, "Come back when you've got proof I've got a liver...
581 00:24:35,807 00:24:37,137 [scoffs] ...and I'll stop." [scoffs] ...and I'll stop."
582 00:24:37,225 00:24:38,555 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
583 00:24:38,643 00:24:39,813 Hi, Cherry. Hi, Cherry.
584 00:24:41,563 00:24:43,773 Oh, Bowser, hello. Oh, Bowser, hello.
585 00:24:44,900 00:24:45,980 How's the toe? How's the toe?
586 00:24:46,067 00:24:48,147 [chuckles] You know how it is. [chuckles] You know how it is.
587 00:24:49,112 00:24:50,862 All right, you got me. All right, you got me.
588 00:24:51,406 00:24:52,736 Just need to grab my stuff. Just need to grab my stuff.
589 00:24:52,824 00:24:54,204 Uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh-uh.
590 00:24:54,284 00:24:55,624 No way, lady. No way, lady.
591 00:24:55,702 00:24:58,792 Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant when she's got a fox for a friend. Yeah, you can't fool a pheasant when she's got a fox for a friend.
592 00:24:58,872 00:25:01,502 We know your move and you're not moving from that spot. We know your move and you're not moving from that spot.
593 00:25:01,583 00:25:02,713 [Blair] Mm-mm. [Blair] Mm-mm.
594 00:25:02,792 00:25:04,672 [sighs] Moonstone? [sighs] Moonstone?
595 00:25:06,379 00:25:07,879 Can you grab my stuff for me? Can you grab my stuff for me?
596 00:25:09,382 00:25:10,262 You're cranky. You're cranky.
597 00:25:10,675 00:25:14,095 I want that one to take me in. I want that one to take me in.
598 00:25:15,805 00:25:16,635 Hi, ladies! Hi, ladies!
599 00:25:16,723 00:25:17,933 Hey, are you stalking me? Hey, are you stalking me?
600 00:25:18,016 00:25:18,976 Boweezy, Boweezy,
601 00:25:19,059 00:25:23,189 I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin and this wonderful troupe of performers. I'm here for my weekly fix of sirloin and this wonderful troupe of performers.
602 00:25:23,271 00:25:25,571 I'll always defend one night a week as my me time. I'll always defend one night a week as my me time.
603 00:25:25,649 00:25:27,439 -[Bowser] Do you? -Yeah, it's hard though. -[Bowser] Do you? -Yeah, it's hard though.
604 00:25:27,776 00:25:30,986 Take me in, sir. I've been bad. Take me in, sir. I've been bad.
605 00:25:31,905 00:25:32,905 See? See?
606 00:25:33,323 00:25:35,833 Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working. Sorry, Miss Grigio. I'm not working.
607 00:25:36,409 00:25:37,449 I'm rejuvenating. I'm rejuvenating.
608 00:25:38,203 00:25:39,793 But you're in great hands. But you're in great hands.
609 00:25:41,289 00:25:42,749 All right. You're stuck with me. All right. You're stuck with me.
610 00:25:43,416 00:25:45,206 And it's going exactly according to plan. And it's going exactly according to plan.
611 00:25:45,293 00:25:46,963 I gave you too much credit-- I gave you too much credit--
612 00:25:47,671 00:25:49,551 Give him here. Give him here.
613 00:25:50,215 00:25:51,125 What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
614 00:25:51,216 00:25:53,216 It's a baby. It's a baby.
615 00:25:53,301 00:25:54,141 Thanks, Moon. Thanks, Moon.
616 00:25:54,219 00:25:55,429 [in cute voice] Oh, hello. [in cute voice] Oh, hello.
617 00:25:55,512 00:25:57,432 Hey, Lawrence. How was your nap, baby? Hey, Lawrence. How was your nap, baby?
618 00:25:58,265 00:25:59,095 Ooh. Ooh.
619 00:25:59,641 00:26:00,481 That's tough. That's tough.
620 00:26:01,142 00:26:02,642 Can't bring a baby in with you to jail. Can't bring a baby in with you to jail.
621 00:26:02,727 00:26:04,687 I know, Terrance. Thank you. I know, Terrance. Thank you.
622 00:26:05,438 00:26:07,108 -You're welcome. -[Sterling] Thank you. -You're welcome. -[Sterling] Thank you.
623 00:26:07,524 00:26:10,324 I can't believe you had a baby recently. You do not look it. I can't believe you had a baby recently. You do not look it.
624 00:26:10,402 00:26:12,362 I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know I'm sorry, ma'am. We would not presume to know
625 00:26:12,445 00:26:14,025 what a body should or shouldn't look like. what a body should or shouldn't look like.
626 00:26:14,114 00:26:17,124 I need to know if you got somebody you can call to take this child. I need to know if you got somebody you can call to take this child.
627 00:26:17,200 00:26:19,740 Is there someone you can call to come take this child? Is there someone you can call to come take this child?
628 00:26:21,121 00:26:21,961 Mm. Mm.
629 00:26:22,706 00:26:23,536 My sister, My sister,
630 00:26:24,416 00:26:27,336 but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon at the fireworks stand but, mm-mm, she's covering for Ramon at the fireworks stand
631 00:26:27,419 00:26:28,839 because he's got a knuckle injury, because he's got a knuckle injury,
632 00:26:28,920 00:26:30,960 so it might take her a minute to get here. so it might take her a minute to get here.
633 00:26:31,464 00:26:33,134 Can I get my phone out of my bag? Can I get my phone out of my bag?
634 00:26:33,216 00:26:34,586 -Uh-uh! -Uh-uh! Don't you-- -Uh-uh! -Uh-uh! Don't you--
635 00:26:34,676 00:26:35,676 Girl! Girl!
636 00:26:49,232 00:26:50,822 He was on Instagram! He was on Instagram!
637 00:26:52,152 00:26:55,362 I knew it, every one of his posts is a picture of him by himself. I knew it, every one of his posts is a picture of him by himself.
638 00:26:57,824 00:26:59,334 Huh. He went skydiving? Huh. He went skydiving?
639 00:26:59,618 00:27:01,948 Who would want to do that? You are basically tempting death. Who would want to do that? You are basically tempting death.
640 00:27:02,037 00:27:03,247 Yeah, plus if you go alone, Yeah, plus if you go alone,
641 00:27:03,330 00:27:06,080 who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face flapping in the wind? who's gonna laugh at your rubbery face flapping in the wind?
642 00:27:06,916 00:27:07,826 [Blair] Hm. [Blair] Hm.
643 00:27:08,543 00:27:10,633 Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit, I guess. Some of this stuff was pretty cool shit, I guess.
644 00:27:11,296 00:27:12,546 At least he looks happy. At least he looks happy.
645 00:27:12,631 00:27:14,971 All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty. All this existential crisising is really making me thirsty.
646 00:27:15,050 00:27:16,050 Do you want anything? Do you want anything?
647 00:27:16,426 00:27:17,256 Okay. Okay.
648 00:27:20,597 00:27:21,557 [sniffs] [sniffs]
649 00:27:21,640 00:27:23,180 [sobbing and laughing] [sobbing and laughing]
650 00:27:24,726 00:27:27,266 I've been dreaming about this summit for years. I've been dreaming about this summit for years.
651 00:27:30,231 00:27:31,571 I finally did it. I finally did it.
652 00:27:32,317 00:27:33,857 [sniffs] [sniffs]
653 00:27:33,943 00:27:36,363 There's no one around for miles. There's no one around for miles.
654 00:27:36,738 00:27:40,528 Oh, my God. It's so beautiful. Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.
655 00:27:40,617 00:27:42,907 Hey. Shirley Temple, please. Hey. Shirley Temple, please.
656 00:27:43,620 00:27:44,910 [cell phone dings] [cell phone dings]
657 00:27:46,456 00:27:47,536 [chuckles] [chuckles]
658 00:28:09,479 00:28:11,479 Hey! What are you doin' over here? Hey! What are you doin' over here?
659 00:28:11,564 00:28:14,824 I need the two of you at the side exit. I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it. I need the two of you at the side exit. I keep seeing her eyes flit over to it.
660 00:28:15,360 00:28:17,650 I thought I saw my dead teacher by the pool tables. I thought I saw my dead teacher by the pool tables.
661 00:28:18,655 00:28:21,445 Shit, is this like when you teenagers were marrying your vampires? Shit, is this like when you teenagers were marrying your vampires?
662 00:28:21,533 00:28:22,623 He's still here. He's still here.
663 00:28:22,701 00:28:25,791 When I burned that Bible earlier today on total accident, When I burned that Bible earlier today on total accident,
664 00:28:26,329 00:28:28,579 I must have failed to usher him into Heaven. I must have failed to usher him into Heaven.
665 00:28:28,665 00:28:30,705 Now, he'll be stuck in no-man's land forever. Now, he'll be stuck in no-man's land forever.
666 00:28:31,126 00:28:33,876 What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close? What if I opened up a portal that I'll never be able to close?
667 00:28:33,962 00:28:36,212 You might be thinking about death too much. You might be thinking about death too much.
668 00:28:36,297 00:28:38,547 What? How could you not think about it? What? How could you not think about it?
669 00:28:39,134 00:28:40,474 Aren't you like 70? Aren't you like 70?
670 00:28:40,552 00:28:41,592 I'm 50! I'm 50!
671 00:28:41,678 00:28:43,098 -You're a bounty hunter. -Yeah. -You're a bounty hunter. -Yeah.
672 00:28:43,179 00:28:45,059 You could die at any moment. You could die at any moment.
673 00:28:45,140 00:28:47,520 And when you do, I'll turn around and bam! And when you do, I'll turn around and bam!
674 00:28:47,600 00:28:49,060 I'll have two ghosts haunting me. I'll have two ghosts haunting me.
675 00:28:49,144 00:28:52,234 And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman And you two will frolic all day while I become the sexy older woman
676 00:28:52,313 00:28:54,523 tormented by the pranks you play on me while I sleep. tormented by the pranks you play on me while I sleep.
677 00:28:54,607 00:28:55,897 Okay, okay... Okay, okay...
678 00:28:56,359 00:28:57,239 Take a breath. Take a breath.
679 00:28:57,986 00:28:59,106 Deep breath, come on! Deep breath, come on!
680 00:28:59,195 00:29:00,525 [both breathe deeply] [both breathe deeply]
681 00:29:00,613 00:29:02,623 Let it out. Let it out. Let it out. Let it out.
682 00:29:02,699 00:29:03,829 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
683 00:29:04,659 00:29:06,289 What if there's no heaven or hell? What if there's no heaven or hell?
684 00:29:07,078 00:29:09,578 And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere? And you don't need to help anybody get anywhere?
685 00:29:11,124 00:29:12,294 Are you hypnotizing me? Are you hypnotizing me?
686 00:29:13,793 00:29:15,883 No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious.
687 00:29:16,671 00:29:19,051 Heaven and hell are constructs Heaven and hell are constructs
688 00:29:19,424 00:29:21,054 that personally don't work for me. that personally don't work for me.
689 00:29:21,134 00:29:22,514 When I'm dead, I'm dead. When I'm dead, I'm dead.
690 00:29:22,594 00:29:24,474 Ain't none of my business where I go after that. Ain't none of my business where I go after that.
691 00:29:25,305 00:29:26,635 But that's so scary. But that's so scary.
692 00:29:27,056 00:29:29,886 Don't you want to know what happens after you cross over? Don't you want to know what happens after you cross over?
693 00:29:30,477 00:29:31,847 Like, whether it's good or bad? Like, whether it's good or bad?
694 00:29:31,936 00:29:34,436 There is zero way to know, okay? There is zero way to know, okay?
695 00:29:34,522 00:29:36,272 Until you cross that threshold. Until you cross that threshold.
696 00:29:37,066 00:29:40,276 It could be a black void. It could be rainbows. It could be a black void. It could be rainbows.
697 00:29:40,445 00:29:41,945 It could be a ghost world It could be a ghost world
698 00:29:42,030 00:29:44,370 where a person uncharacteristically frolics all day. where a person uncharacteristically frolics all day.
699 00:29:45,116 00:29:46,946 There's no certainty in life or death, There's no certainty in life or death,
700 00:29:48,036 00:29:50,156 so why kill yourself worrying about anything? so why kill yourself worrying about anything?
701 00:29:52,540 00:29:53,370 Come on. Come on.
702 00:29:54,584 00:29:56,714 Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry? Oh, Goddamn it, where's Cherry?
703 00:29:59,297 00:30:00,507 There she is. Come on. There she is. Come on.
704 00:30:02,258 00:30:03,378 Uh-uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh-uh-uh!
705 00:30:04,052 00:30:05,932 You're getting slippery. I can feel it. You're getting slippery. I can feel it.
706 00:30:06,012 00:30:07,682 [scoffs] My set is next [scoffs] My set is next
707 00:30:07,764 00:30:09,434 -and my sister ain't here yet... -Mm. -and my sister ain't here yet... -Mm.
708 00:30:09,516 00:30:12,096 ...so unless you want Lawrence to go hungry this week, ...so unless you want Lawrence to go hungry this week,
709 00:30:12,185 00:30:13,135 I'm going to work. I'm going to work.
710 00:30:13,728 00:30:14,598 Do you mind? Do you mind?
711 00:30:14,687 00:30:15,807 Yes, I mind. Yes, I mind.
712 00:30:15,897 00:30:18,017 By my account, you're in my custody. By my account, you're in my custody.
713 00:30:18,650 00:30:21,190 Maybe you should let her do her job. Maybe you should let her do her job.
714 00:30:21,277 00:30:22,317 What in the-- What in the--
715 00:30:22,612 00:30:23,862 And you know what you should do? And you know what you should do?
716 00:30:23,947 00:30:25,277 Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
717 00:30:25,740 00:30:28,490 -It's okay to enjoy yourself at work. -Thank you. -It's okay to enjoy yourself at work. -Thank you.
718 00:30:28,576 00:30:31,196 Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band. Once, I brought in the leader of a mariachi band.
719 00:30:31,746 00:30:33,406 We sang the whole way to the station: We sang the whole way to the station:
720 00:30:33,498 00:30:36,628 ♪ El Dorado ♪ ♪ El Dorado ♪
721 00:30:39,170 00:30:40,090 -Okay. -Adiós. -Okay. -Adiós.
722 00:30:40,171 00:30:41,711 [announcer] And now, gentlemen... [announcer] And now, gentlemen...
723 00:30:41,798 00:30:44,628 Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time. Hey, I'll be watching you the whole time.
724 00:30:45,009 00:30:48,099 -It'd be rude if you weren't. -...Cherry Grigio! -It'd be rude if you weren't. -...Cherry Grigio!
725 00:30:48,179 00:30:50,219 -[groans] -[cheering] -[groans] -[cheering]
726 00:30:53,977 00:30:55,977 [funky hip hop music playing] [funky hip hop music playing]
727 00:32:01,544 00:32:03,634 [laughing] [laughing]
728 00:32:25,944 00:32:27,204 No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
729 00:32:27,320 00:32:29,200 She's slippin'! She's slippin'! She's slippin'! She's slippin'!
730 00:32:29,822 00:32:31,282 Uh-uh! Do not help this woman. Uh-uh! Do not help this woman.
731 00:32:31,950 00:32:33,790 She owes so much money to the city. She owes so much money to the city.
732 00:32:33,868 00:32:35,238 What are you doing? What are you doing?
733 00:32:35,328 00:32:38,158 What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh? What am I doing? What are you doing? Huh?
734 00:32:38,247 00:32:40,247 Enlisting your friends to help you evade the law? Enlisting your friends to help you evade the law?
735 00:32:40,875 00:32:42,035 -What? -Mm-hm. -What? -Mm-hm.
736 00:32:42,126 00:32:43,996 We were tellin' the story of the song. We were tellin' the story of the song.
737 00:32:44,420 00:32:47,340 "Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open, "Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open,
738 00:32:47,423 00:32:50,183 Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean." Skeet so much they call her Billy Ocean."
739 00:32:50,927 00:32:53,137 My wig change is the big reveal. My wig change is the big reveal.
740 00:32:53,221 00:32:56,141 [crowd booing] [crowd booing]
741 00:33:01,270 00:33:02,110 All right. All right.
742 00:33:03,481 00:33:04,321 Come on. Come on.
743 00:33:06,484 00:33:07,654 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
744 00:33:08,069 00:33:10,239 For what it's worth, the storytelling was on point. For what it's worth, the storytelling was on point.
745 00:33:12,365 00:33:15,325 Apricot! Where have you been? Apricot! Where have you been?
746 00:33:18,121 00:33:19,711 Ramon being a wuss about his knuckle? Ramon being a wuss about his knuckle?
747 00:33:19,789 00:33:22,039 He lost half a finger, Cherr. He lost half a finger, Cherr.
748 00:33:22,709 00:33:24,289 He is not coming back to the stand. He is not coming back to the stand.
749 00:33:24,377 00:33:25,667 I had to call Sheila. I had to call Sheila.
750 00:33:25,753 00:33:27,593 [chuckles] Well, that's just great. [chuckles] Well, that's just great.
751 00:33:27,880 00:33:29,880 Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby Now, Miss Apricot here can take the baby
752 00:33:30,258 00:33:32,008 and you and I will be on our way to jail. and you and I will be on our way to jail.
753 00:33:33,845 00:33:35,215 -Sounds like a plan. -Yep. -Sounds like a plan. -Yep.
754 00:33:36,097 00:33:40,097 Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system. Although, we should probably wait for this edible to clear my system.
755 00:33:40,184 00:33:43,484 -Apricot makes them with a double dose. -[chuckles] -Apricot makes them with a double dose. -[chuckles]
756 00:33:45,648 00:33:46,818 Another obstacle. Another obstacle.
757 00:33:46,899 00:33:48,029 [Bowser groans] [Bowser groans]
758 00:33:48,609 00:33:50,949 Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence. Ahh. Can't bring in a skip if they're under the influence.
759 00:33:52,071 00:33:53,531 Damn it, I thought I saw you leave. Damn it, I thought I saw you leave.
760 00:33:53,823 00:33:54,913 Yeah, I was just re-parking. Yeah, I was just re-parking.
761 00:33:57,535 00:33:59,155 I told you this was a bad idea. I told you this was a bad idea.
762 00:33:59,245 00:34:01,615 It'll be fine. We'll just wait till she sobers up. It'll be fine. We'll just wait till she sobers up.
763 00:34:01,706 00:34:03,286 How long does that take, like, a week? How long does that take, like, a week?
764 00:34:03,374 00:34:04,254 We don't do drugs. We don't do drugs.
765 00:34:04,333 00:34:05,333 -Drugs are bad. -Yeah. -Drugs are bad. -Yeah.
766 00:34:05,918 00:34:07,798 Takes 12 hours to clear her system. Takes 12 hours to clear her system.
767 00:34:07,879 00:34:09,589 -Oh. -So, you know what? -Oh. -So, you know what?
768 00:34:10,757 00:34:13,297 You two just go on home. I got it from here. You two just go on home. I got it from here.
769 00:34:13,509 00:34:14,679 -Are you sure? -Yeah. -Are you sure? -Yeah.
770 00:34:14,761 00:34:15,891 Okay, Godspeed. Okay, Godspeed.
771 00:34:15,970 00:34:16,930 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
772 00:34:17,013 00:34:18,353 You weren't kidding about her. You weren't kidding about her.
773 00:34:18,431 00:34:19,311 Yeah. Yeah.
774 00:34:21,100 00:34:23,100 She does not give an inch. She does not give an inch.
775 00:34:23,978 00:34:26,268 [guitar music] [guitar music]
776 00:34:27,815 00:34:32,395 [man] ♪ See you on the other side ♪ [man] ♪ See you on the other side ♪
777 00:34:34,530 00:34:35,410 [Luke] Look at us. [Luke] Look at us.
778 00:34:36,866 00:34:37,826 We made this happen. We made this happen.
779 00:34:40,703 00:34:43,123 We're gonna have so much fun planning our wedding one day. We're gonna have so much fun planning our wedding one day.
780 00:34:43,581 00:34:45,041 Can I make one request, though? Can I make one request, though?
781 00:34:46,250 00:34:48,880 On the beach, yet extremely formal. On the beach, yet extremely formal.
782 00:34:49,587 00:34:52,007 Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz. Fine. Sure, but today's about Mr. Koontz.
783 00:34:52,090 00:34:54,380 I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life. I want this to be tasteful and to honor his life.
784 00:34:58,429 00:35:00,389 ["If I Die Young" playing] ["If I Die Young" playing]
785 00:35:00,473 00:35:02,063 ♪ Bury me in satin ♪ ♪ Bury me in satin ♪
786 00:35:02,141 00:35:03,681 ♪ Lay me down ♪ ♪ Lay me down ♪
787 00:35:03,768 00:35:05,598 -♪ On a bed of roses ♪ -[April sobs] -♪ On a bed of roses ♪ -[April sobs]
788 00:35:05,686 00:35:07,766 ♪ Sink me in the river ♪ ♪ Sink me in the river ♪
789 00:35:08,356 00:35:09,606 What is she doing? What is she doing?
790 00:35:09,690 00:35:13,650 ♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪ ♪ Send me away With the words of a love song ♪
791 00:35:13,736 00:35:14,696 [whispering] Robert... [whispering] Robert...
792 00:35:15,279 00:35:16,909 Oh, Robert. Oh, Robert.
793 00:35:17,448 00:35:18,658 [audience murmurs] [audience murmurs]
794 00:35:18,741 00:35:20,281 [girl] She's so extra. [girl] She's so extra.
795 00:35:20,368 00:35:22,198 Death hits April hardest, Death hits April hardest,
796 00:35:22,537 00:35:25,497 even though some of us have buried all six grandparents. even though some of us have buried all six grandparents.
797 00:35:26,082 00:35:27,422 [sobbing] [sobbing]
798 00:35:35,258 00:35:36,678 Hello and welcome. Hello and welcome.
799 00:35:36,759 00:35:38,389 Today, we come together Today, we come together
800 00:35:38,469 00:35:41,849 to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz. to honor the memory of Mr. Richard Koontz.
801 00:35:41,931 00:35:43,521 Richard, not Robert. Richard, not Robert.
802 00:35:44,892 00:35:47,482 But first, an original song by Luke Cresswell. But first, an original song by Luke Cresswell.
803 00:35:47,562 00:35:49,062 [strums guitar] [strums guitar]
804 00:35:49,772 00:35:54,192 ♪ When we got the news We only heard the gloom ♪ ♪ When we got the news We only heard the gloom ♪
805 00:35:54,318 00:35:55,648 ♪ But by God's grace ♪ ♪ But by God's grace ♪
806 00:35:55,736 00:36:00,616 ♪ There's a silver lining To Koontz' tomb ♪ ♪ There's a silver lining To Koontz' tomb ♪
807 00:36:00,700 00:36:05,080 ♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪ ♪ The grief is real But when push comes to shove ♪
808 00:36:05,163 00:36:10,043 ♪ Death came for him And I fell deeper in love ♪ ♪ Death came for him And I fell deeper in love ♪
809 00:36:10,710 00:36:15,460 ♪ Lord, thank you For this time for her to shine ♪ ♪ Lord, thank you For this time for her to shine ♪
810 00:36:15,548 00:36:22,098 ♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪ ♪ She's the best at making things fine ♪
811 00:36:22,722 00:36:27,942 ♪ We were sad he's gone But happy to know... ♪ ♪ We were sad he's gone But happy to know... ♪
812 00:36:28,352 00:36:29,902 ♪ That she's mine ♪ ♪ That she's mine ♪
813 00:36:29,979 00:36:32,019 I heard they're gonna cremate him and spread his ashes I heard they're gonna cremate him and spread his ashes
814 00:36:32,106 00:36:33,316 across the Chattahoochee. across the Chattahoochee.
815 00:36:33,399 00:36:35,689 -Girl, birds are going to eat him. -[Hannah B] Hmm. -Girl, birds are going to eat him. -[Hannah B] Hmm.
816 00:36:35,776 00:36:37,026 Personally, I want to be stuffed. Personally, I want to be stuffed.
817 00:36:37,486 00:36:38,646 Promise me you'll stuff me? Promise me you'll stuff me?
818 00:36:38,779 00:36:39,989 I can't promise you anything. I can't promise you anything.
819 00:36:40,072 00:36:41,622 We always agreed I'd die before you. We always agreed I'd die before you.
820 00:36:41,699 00:36:44,489 ♪ But he's not there And oh, it breaks my... ♪ ♪ But he's not there And oh, it breaks my... ♪
821 00:36:46,245 00:36:48,245 [gasps] Oh, shit. [gasps] Oh, shit.
822 00:36:48,331 00:36:49,791 -What are you doing here? -Hi. -What are you doing here? -Hi.
823 00:36:49,874 00:36:52,714 Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers] Um, sorry. I was worried. [stammers]
824 00:36:53,211 00:36:56,551 I hadn't heard from you since I sent that stupid candle text message. I hadn't heard from you since I sent that stupid candle text message.
825 00:36:56,631 00:36:58,421 -Oh. -I can get a different candle... -Oh. -I can get a different candle...
826 00:36:58,507 00:36:59,427 or no candle. or no candle.
827 00:36:59,842 00:37:01,262 You know what? Fuck the candle. You know what? Fuck the candle.
828 00:37:01,344 00:37:02,604 I don't care about a candle. I don't care about a candle.
829 00:37:03,304 00:37:04,644 Or, I do care. Or, I do care.
830 00:37:05,681 00:37:07,521 I don't feel like I know anything. I don't feel like I know anything.
831 00:37:08,309 00:37:10,899 I don't even know if I want to have sex, I don't even know if I want to have sex,
832 00:37:10,978 00:37:13,858 which is... which is outside the box for me. which is... which is outside the box for me.
833 00:37:14,190 00:37:15,900 We don't have to have sex. We don't have to have sex.
834 00:37:15,983 00:37:18,243 We don't have to do anything you don't want to do. We don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
835 00:37:18,319 00:37:22,949 Um... But I don't know if I don't want to have sex. Um... But I don't know if I don't want to have sex.
836 00:37:23,658 00:37:24,698 Does that sound crazy? Does that sound crazy?
837 00:37:24,784 00:37:25,704 Not at all. Not at all.
838 00:37:26,160 00:37:29,290 Look, on my best days, I'm living three contradictions minimum. Look, on my best days, I'm living three contradictions minimum.
839 00:37:29,372 00:37:30,292 [chuckles] [chuckles]
840 00:37:32,166 00:37:34,876 Since this potentially-imagined haunting, Since this potentially-imagined haunting,
841 00:37:36,420 00:37:38,840 the uncertainties of everything is really messing with me. the uncertainties of everything is really messing with me.
842 00:37:38,923 00:37:42,843 Like, once you cross over the line from life to death Like, once you cross over the line from life to death
843 00:37:42,927 00:37:46,677 or from virgin to the land of sex people, or from virgin to the land of sex people,
844 00:37:46,973 00:37:48,103 you can never go back. you can never go back.
845 00:37:48,891 00:37:51,521 And I'm really used to things over here. And I'm really used to things over here.
846 00:37:51,852 00:37:52,772 I get it. I get it.
847 00:37:52,853 00:37:53,693 Look... Look...
848 00:37:54,814 00:37:56,734 if and when we do have sex, if and when we do have sex,
849 00:37:57,900 00:38:00,030 at least we'll be on the other side together. at least we'll be on the other side together.
850 00:38:01,445 00:38:03,405 But as far as tonight, But as far as tonight,
851 00:38:04,031 00:38:04,911 I don't care. I don't care.
852 00:38:05,825 00:38:07,405 I just want to be with you. I just want to be with you.
853 00:38:11,455 00:38:12,575 [strumming guitar] [strumming guitar]
854 00:38:12,665 00:38:18,955 ♪ Sterling! ♪ ♪ Sterling! ♪
855 00:38:19,046 00:38:21,796 [continues holding note] [continues holding note]
856 00:38:23,843 00:38:25,343 [gasps] [gasps]
857 00:38:31,309 00:38:34,809 Thank you, Luke, for that tribute to Mr. Koontz. Thank you, Luke, for that tribute to Mr. Koontz.
858 00:38:36,314 00:38:37,694 [faint applause] [faint applause]
859 00:38:41,110 00:38:42,360 [Sterling clears throat] [Sterling clears throat]
860 00:38:42,445 00:38:46,655 Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son, Richard Koontz was a teacher, a son,
861 00:38:46,741 00:38:49,831 and by sheer probability, a cousin. and by sheer probability, a cousin.
862 00:38:50,286 00:38:53,576 A man who not only waved at us a lot, A man who not only waved at us a lot,
863 00:38:54,332 00:38:55,542 but life itself. but life itself.
864 00:38:56,167 00:38:58,537 Like, "Hello, life!" Like, "Hello, life!"
865 00:38:58,753 00:39:00,883 and, "Over here, life!" and, "Over here, life!"
866 00:39:01,255 00:39:02,965 and, "Life!" and, "Life!"
867 00:39:06,177 00:39:09,847 Mr. Koontz spent a lot of time in solitude, Mr. Koontz spent a lot of time in solitude,
868 00:39:09,930 00:39:12,810 but that wasn't boring or sad, but that wasn't boring or sad,
869 00:39:13,059 00:39:16,559 because he spent his time doing things that he liked because he spent his time doing things that he liked
870 00:39:16,645 00:39:19,475 and learned about himself in the process. and learned about himself in the process.
871 00:39:20,274 00:39:24,284 So, even though it seems like his life was cut short So, even though it seems like his life was cut short
872 00:39:24,362 00:39:25,572 because of that sandwich, because of that sandwich,
873 00:39:27,323 00:39:28,373 I'm grateful to him. I'm grateful to him.
874 00:39:29,533 00:39:33,203 He taught me that being alone doesn't mean "lonely" He taught me that being alone doesn't mean "lonely"
875 00:39:33,871 00:39:34,791 and... and...
876 00:39:36,582 00:39:38,582 sometimes it's just what you need. sometimes it's just what you need.
877 00:39:39,001 00:39:42,421 Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life. Oh! Yes! And I am waving at life.
878 00:39:42,505 00:39:45,465 Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling. Whoo! I am waving! Thank you, Sterling.
879 00:39:45,549 00:39:46,969 Thank you. Oh! Thank you. Oh!
880 00:40:01,357 00:40:03,817 Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey. Hey, Sterling! Sterling, wait up? Hey.
881 00:40:04,318 00:40:06,278 What's wrong? You were amazing. What's wrong? You were amazing.
882 00:40:07,071 00:40:08,951 And you looked so beautiful up there. And you looked so beautiful up there.
883 00:40:09,824 00:40:11,084 This isn't about me. This isn't about me.
884 00:40:12,868 00:40:14,448 Well, I know. It's about us. Well, I know. It's about us.
885 00:40:14,745 00:40:16,075 That's why I wrote that song. That's why I wrote that song.
886 00:40:16,455 00:40:17,415 What? What?
887 00:40:18,040 00:40:20,250 No. Luke, you don't get it. No. Luke, you don't get it.
888 00:40:20,376 00:40:22,086 [Sterling breathes deeply] [Sterling breathes deeply]
889 00:40:23,337 00:40:26,167 Do you remember that day in fifth grade when we first started going out? Do you remember that day in fifth grade when we first started going out?
890 00:40:27,925 00:40:28,795 Of course. Of course.
891 00:40:29,885 00:40:31,045 It was picture day, It was picture day,
892 00:40:31,554 00:40:33,934 and we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular". and we'd both just won "Middle School's Most Popular".
893 00:40:35,599 00:40:37,349 I asked you out then and there. I asked you out then and there.
894 00:40:38,144 00:40:39,104 It was fate. It was fate.
895 00:40:40,062 00:40:41,272 No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't.
896 00:40:42,398 00:40:44,818 There were only three votes separating me and April. There were only three votes separating me and April.
897 00:40:46,610 00:40:51,450 Okay? The truth is, we're together because of circumstance Okay? The truth is, we're together because of circumstance
898 00:40:52,283 00:40:53,123 and... and...
899 00:40:55,119 00:40:57,119 I'm not sure that that's enough anymore. I'm not sure that that's enough anymore.
900 00:40:59,123 00:41:00,503 What do you-- What do you mean? What do you-- What do you mean?
901 00:41:01,375 00:41:03,165 -[mutters] -I mean... -[mutters] -I mean...
902 00:41:04,211 00:41:06,961 that the last few days have made me realize that the last few days have made me realize
903 00:41:07,047 00:41:10,127 that "alone" isn't a bad word. that "alone" isn't a bad word.
904 00:41:11,343 00:41:14,103 Okay, there are things that I like that I didn't even know that I liked, Okay, there are things that I like that I didn't even know that I liked,
905 00:41:14,180 00:41:17,680 like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu. like Adobe, and skydiving, or tiramisu.
906 00:41:17,766 00:41:19,936 I like those things, too. Dessert is my jam. I like those things, too. Dessert is my jam.
907 00:41:20,811 00:41:21,901 [sighs] [sighs]
908 00:41:23,355 00:41:24,225 Luke. Luke.
909 00:41:24,398 00:41:25,228 Yeah? Yeah?
910 00:41:27,026 00:41:29,606 We have been tethered together We have been tethered together
911 00:41:30,029 00:41:32,239 for half of our school lives. for half of our school lives.
912 00:41:33,240 00:41:36,410 And these last few days have made me realize And these last few days have made me realize
913 00:41:36,494 00:41:39,084 that there's no sense in having an "us" that there's no sense in having an "us"
914 00:41:39,288 00:41:40,918 if I don't even have a "me". if I don't even have a "me".
915 00:41:43,125 00:41:44,995 So, all these years have been a waste to you? So, all these years have been a waste to you?
916 00:41:45,920 00:41:48,050 I mean, I was there. I know they were good. I mean, I was there. I know they were good.
917 00:41:48,339 00:41:49,379 Of course they were. Of course they were.
918 00:41:51,091 00:41:54,551 But I'm ready to not have my whole life planned out before me. But I'm ready to not have my whole life planned out before me.
919 00:41:55,679 00:41:56,759 What did I do wrong? What did I do wrong?
920 00:41:57,223 00:41:58,973 No, I-- I-- No, I-- I--
921 00:41:59,517 00:42:00,727 Did I not love you well enough? Did I not love you well enough?
922 00:42:02,645 00:42:05,645 I always tried to hold you up. I always tried to put you first. I always tried to hold you up. I always tried to put you first.
923 00:42:05,731 00:42:07,821 No, I know. I know you did. No, I know. I know you did.
924 00:42:07,900 00:42:09,690 This this isn't anybody's fault. This this isn't anybody's fault.
925 00:42:09,777 00:42:11,107 People grow out of things. People grow out of things.
926 00:42:13,572 00:42:14,532 Well... Well...
927 00:42:15,241 00:42:16,781 You don't want to be together forever? You don't want to be together forever?
928 00:42:17,493 00:42:18,373 I don't know. I don't know.
929 00:42:19,286 00:42:21,286 I just know that I need to be alone right now. I just know that I need to be alone right now.
930 00:42:26,418 00:42:27,418 Bye. Bye.
931 00:42:36,762 00:42:38,062 Ooh, you know what you should do? Ooh, you know what you should do?
932 00:42:38,138 00:42:41,138 You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo. You should mix the honey mustard with the ranch, with the mayo.
933 00:42:41,225 00:42:43,305 -[soulful music playing] -Bon appétit. -[soulful music playing] -Bon appétit.
934 00:42:43,394 00:42:44,274 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
935 00:42:44,937 00:42:47,057 That edible should be clearing out of your system, That edible should be clearing out of your system,
936 00:42:47,147 00:42:48,817 or at the tail end of it, anyway. or at the tail end of it, anyway.
937 00:42:49,108 00:42:52,438 It's been at least two hours since you tried to use the windshield It's been at least two hours since you tried to use the windshield
938 00:42:52,528 00:42:55,358 like the digital interface from Minority Report. like the digital interface from Minority Report.
939 00:42:56,156 00:42:57,486 Yeah, the food is helping, Yeah, the food is helping,
940 00:42:58,242 00:43:00,162 but it would go down a lot faster but it would go down a lot faster
941 00:43:00,244 00:43:01,794 if we weren't handcuffed to each other. if we weren't handcuffed to each other.
942 00:43:02,663 00:43:04,673 Sorry, I'm not taking any chances. Sorry, I'm not taking any chances.
943 00:43:05,749 00:43:08,339 Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips? Well, can you at least lift my drink up to my lips?
944 00:43:09,545 00:43:10,915 For cryin' out loud. For cryin' out loud.
945 00:43:14,341 00:43:16,391 [slurps] [slurps]
946 00:43:18,596 00:43:19,596 Ahh. Ahh.
947 00:43:21,599 00:43:23,179 I've always had a crush on you. I've always had a crush on you.
948 00:43:23,517 00:43:25,227 And that's why you run from me? And that's why you run from me?
949 00:43:25,311 00:43:26,351 [sighs] [sighs]
950 00:43:26,437 00:43:29,727 Maybe I always knew our connection would be too intense. Maybe I always knew our connection would be too intense.
951 00:43:31,358 00:43:32,898 I see a kindred spirit in you. I see a kindred spirit in you.
952 00:43:34,278 00:43:35,988 We both play by our own rules, We both play by our own rules,
953 00:43:36,071 00:43:37,741 and neither of us wants to change. and neither of us wants to change.
954 00:43:40,701 00:43:44,291 Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am. Most people lately have had a real problem with how I am.
955 00:43:45,289 00:43:47,919 Can't see why, though. I'm doing just fine. Can't see why, though. I'm doing just fine.
956 00:43:48,375 00:43:50,665 Hell, yeah. We're great. Hell, yeah. We're great.
957 00:43:51,503 00:43:55,093 Why should we listen to the rest of the world when we're happy doing us. Why should we listen to the rest of the world when we're happy doing us.
958 00:44:02,640 00:44:04,810 -[cocks gun] -Sorry, baby. Gotta run. -[cocks gun] -Sorry, baby. Gotta run.
959 00:44:05,351 00:44:09,611 Uncuff me or I'll mess up that pretty face. Uncuff me or I'll mess up that pretty face.
960 00:44:09,897 00:44:11,517 Oh, damn! Oh, damn!
961 00:44:11,607 00:44:12,777 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
962 00:44:12,858 00:44:14,738 That's some pretty intense shit right there. That's some pretty intense shit right there.
963 00:44:16,654 00:44:17,824 But I gotta tell you... But I gotta tell you...
964 00:44:18,906 00:44:21,196 I'm gonna have a ball watching you try. I'm gonna have a ball watching you try.
965 00:44:23,911 00:44:24,951 Dang, man! Dang, man!
966 00:44:25,204 00:44:27,964 You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you? You didn't think I was gonna let you get ahead of me again, did you?
967 00:44:28,749 00:44:29,919 And do us both a favor, And do us both a favor,
968 00:44:30,000 00:44:32,500 and stop pretending this version of you works, huh? and stop pretending this version of you works, huh?
969 00:44:33,295 00:44:37,125 When an entire region agrees what the time is and you don't, When an entire region agrees what the time is and you don't,
970 00:44:37,716 00:44:40,546 either move to Arizona with the mountain standard time hooligans either move to Arizona with the mountain standard time hooligans
971 00:44:40,636 00:44:41,466 or change. or change.
972 00:44:42,054 00:44:43,014 [clicks tongue] [clicks tongue]
973 00:44:43,597 00:44:46,807 Ranch, honey mustard and mayo. You must think I'm a goddamn fool. Ranch, honey mustard and mayo. You must think I'm a goddamn fool.
974 00:44:47,393 00:44:48,313 Ow! Ow!
975 00:44:48,394 00:44:49,774 "Ow" nothing. "Ow" nothing.
976 00:44:50,646 00:44:51,476 [chuckles quietly] [chuckles quietly]
977 00:44:53,816 00:44:55,026 [sighs] [sighs]
978 00:44:56,902 00:44:59,202 That's your twentiest stroke. That's your twentiest stroke.
979 00:45:00,197 00:45:01,027 Hurry up! Hurry up!
980 00:45:01,907 00:45:03,237 This is the grizzly bear mouth. This is the grizzly bear mouth.
981 00:45:03,617 00:45:04,787 It's not an easy hole. It's not an easy hole.
982 00:45:06,829 00:45:08,079 Come on. Come on.
983 00:45:09,415 00:45:11,415 ["The Girl" playing] ["The Girl" playing]
984 00:45:16,880 00:45:19,880 ♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪ ♪ Best place to start straight from the heart ♪
985 00:45:19,967 00:45:22,087 ♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪ ♪ Things mean a lot to me ♪
986 00:45:22,177 00:45:23,047 All right. All right.
987 00:45:23,887 00:45:24,717 Let's do this. Let's do this.
988 00:45:24,805 00:45:26,635 ♪ No one to blame ♪ ♪ No one to blame ♪
989 00:45:26,724 00:45:29,484 ♪ Not one to leave behind ♪ ♪ Not one to leave behind ♪
990 00:45:32,563 00:45:36,653 ♪ She’s a one of a kind Nothing to fear, now is she clear? ♪ ♪ She’s a one of a kind Nothing to fear, now is she clear? ♪
991 00:45:36,734 00:45:39,284 ♪ She's a one of a kind Or is it shocking? ♪ ♪ She's a one of a kind Or is it shocking? ♪
992 00:45:39,361 00:45:43,031 ♪ She's a one of a kind You’re not the first, won't be the last ♪ ♪ She's a one of a kind You’re not the first, won't be the last ♪
993 00:45:43,115 00:45:45,775 [Blair screams and laughs] [Blair screams and laughs]
994 00:45:46,410 00:45:47,370 [Miles] Oh! [Miles] Oh!
995 00:46:10,142 00:46:11,022 How's that feel? How's that feel?
996 00:46:12,936 00:46:13,806 I like it. I like it.
997 00:46:15,397 00:46:18,357 Mm, but I think I need to breathe into it a little. Mm, but I think I need to breathe into it a little.
998 00:46:19,943 00:46:21,903 Mm... Would you breathe with me? Mm... Would you breathe with me?
999 00:46:22,988 00:46:23,908 I'd love to. I'd love to.
1000 00:46:24,823 00:46:25,663 Okay. Okay.
1001 00:46:26,116 00:46:27,196 [breathes in deeply] [breathes in deeply]
1002 00:46:28,786 00:46:29,946 [breathes out deeply] [breathes out deeply]
1003 00:46:33,624 00:46:34,634 Mm. Mm.
1004 00:46:38,504 00:46:39,514 Are you okay? Are you okay?
1005 00:46:40,631 00:46:41,591 Yeah. Yeah.
1006 00:46:43,717 00:46:44,837 I'm happy. I'm happy.
1007 00:46:46,261 00:46:47,221 [chuckles quietly] [chuckles quietly]
1008 00:46:48,472 00:46:50,142 ["Because of You" playing] ["Because of You" playing]
1009 00:46:50,224 00:46:52,104 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1010 00:46:52,184 00:46:54,144 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1011 00:46:55,312 00:46:57,942 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1012 00:46:58,565 00:47:00,395 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1013 00:47:01,860 00:47:04,150 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1014 00:47:04,905 00:47:06,775 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1015 00:47:08,116 00:47:10,736 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1016 00:47:11,411 00:47:13,411 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1017 00:47:13,497 00:47:16,417 ♪ You saved my mind ♪ ♪ You saved my mind ♪
1018 00:47:16,500 00:47:19,090 ♪ You saved my life ♪ ♪ You saved my life ♪
1019 00:47:19,711 00:47:24,591 ♪You put me back together ♪ ♪You put me back together ♪
1020 00:47:24,675 00:47:26,175 ♪ With your bed ♪ ♪ With your bed ♪
1021 00:47:26,260 00:47:28,550 ♪ You stayed with me ♪ ♪ You stayed with me ♪
1022 00:47:29,304 00:47:31,684 ♪ You laid with me ♪ ♪ You laid with me ♪
1023 00:47:32,266 00:47:34,516 ♪ It was darkness ♪ ♪ It was darkness ♪
1024 00:47:34,601 00:47:38,611 ♪ Till we became each other ♪ ♪ Till we became each other ♪
1025 00:47:38,689 00:47:41,189 ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪
1026 00:47:41,859 00:47:44,279 ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪ ♪ You just don't know oh oh ♪
1027 00:47:44,862 00:47:47,572 ♪ How beautiful oh oh ♪ ♪ How beautiful oh oh ♪
1028 00:47:48,156 00:47:49,276 ♪ You are ♪ ♪ You are ♪
1029 00:47:49,366 00:47:51,366 ♪ It doesn't make sense ♪ ♪ It doesn't make sense ♪
1030 00:47:51,451 00:47:53,251 ♪ But it's okay ♪ ♪ But it's okay ♪
1031 00:47:54,538 00:47:56,538 ♪ 'Cause I'm okay ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm okay ♪
1032 00:47:57,749 00:47:59,669 ♪ I'm so okay ♪ ♪ I'm so okay ♪
1033 00:48:04,339 00:48:05,719 ♪ Because of you ♪ ♪ Because of you ♪
1034 00:48:05,799 00:48:08,469 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1035 00:48:08,927 00:48:10,797 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1036 00:48:10,888 00:48:12,098 ♪ Because of you ♪ ♪ Because of you ♪
1037 00:48:12,180 00:48:14,730 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1038 00:48:15,309 00:48:17,189 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1039 00:48:18,478 00:48:21,108 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1040 00:48:21,690 00:48:23,480 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
1041 00:48:24,902 00:48:27,612 ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah ♪
1042 00:48:28,155 00:48:30,025 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪