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1	00:00:08,800	00:00:10,550	[person snoring]	[person snoring]
2	00:00:14,055	00:00:16,425	[gasps] We fell asleep! We fell asleep!	[gasps] We fell asleep! We fell asleep!
3	00:00:16,516	00:00:17,766	You were supposed to leave!	You were supposed to leave!
4	00:00:18,810	00:00:20,730	[muffled] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.	[muffled] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.
5	00:00:20,812	00:00:22,652	-What? -Mm.	-What? -Mm.
6	00:00:25,025	00:00:26,775	I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.	I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.
7	00:00:26,860	00:00:27,740	Oh.	Oh.
8	00:00:28,445	00:00:30,855	But seriously, if my mom sees you she'll explode.	But seriously, if my mom sees you she'll explode.
9	00:00:30,947	00:00:32,527	Your mom loves me.	Your mom loves me.
10	00:00:32,782	00:00:35,952	Yeah, but if she knows that we used our family tent as a marital bed,	Yeah, but if she knows that we used our family tent as a marital bed,
11	00:00:36,036	00:00:36,996	she might reconsider.	she might reconsider.
12	00:00:38,079	00:00:40,919	And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom.	And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom.
13	00:00:40,999	00:00:42,079	Yeah.	Yeah.
14	00:00:43,918	00:00:45,168	Sterling, I have to go.	Sterling, I have to go.
15	00:00:45,503	00:00:46,343	-I have to go. -Yeah.	-I have to go. -Yeah.
16	00:00:48,715	00:00:49,795	Don't forget your mouth guard.	Don't forget your mouth guard.
17	00:00:49,883	00:00:50,973	Oh.	Oh.
18	00:00:51,051	00:00:52,181	-And your phone. -Oh.	-And your phone. -Oh.
19	00:00:52,260	00:00:53,430	And don't forget your hat.	And don't forget your hat.
20	00:00:53,511	00:00:54,641	And your guitar.	And your guitar.
21	00:00:55,805	00:00:57,215	-I love you. -I love you, too.	-I love you. -I love you, too.
22	00:01:02,520	00:01:04,520	[theme music]	[theme music]
23	00:01:05,148	00:01:07,148	[vocalizing]	[vocalizing]
24	00:01:25,293	00:01:26,963	-Good morning. -Hi, Sterl.	-Good morning. -Hi, Sterl.
25	00:01:27,045	00:01:29,755	Oh, I'm sorry, do I know you? You look like my drunk daughter.	Oh, I'm sorry, do I know you? You look like my drunk daughter.
26	00:01:29,839	00:01:31,629	Mom, please let me back inside.	Mom, please let me back inside.
27	00:01:31,716	00:01:33,296	It was one stupid night, okay.	It was one stupid night, okay.
28	00:01:33,384	00:01:34,764	People have stupid nights.	People have stupid nights.
29	00:01:34,844	00:01:36,934	"People" are not my daughter, Sterling Wesley.	"People" are not my daughter, Sterling Wesley.
30	00:01:37,013	00:01:39,723	You have my name and you thought nothing of dragging it through the mud.	You have my name and you thought nothing of dragging it through the mud.
31	00:01:40,433	00:01:42,103	Every member of my book club	Every member of my book club
32	00:01:42,185	00:01:43,595	has called to check on you.	has called to check on you.
33	00:01:43,686	00:01:46,646	Oh, God, Book Club tomorrow is gonna be hell, pardon my French.	Oh, God, Book Club tomorrow is gonna be hell, pardon my French.
34	00:01:46,731	00:01:48,731	You have friends that follow your teenage daughter on Instagram?	You have friends that follow your teenage daughter on Instagram?
35	00:01:48,817	00:01:50,487	I'd be more concerned about that.	I'd be more concerned about that.
36	00:01:51,903	00:01:53,613	But of course, you know best.	But of course, you know best.
37	00:01:54,489	00:01:55,529	-Mom... -Mm-hm.	-Mom... -Mm-hm.
38	00:01:55,615	00:01:57,615	You're right, I should have been more responsible.	You're right, I should have been more responsible.
39	00:01:57,700	00:01:58,580	I'm really sorry.	I'm really sorry.
40	00:01:58,660	00:02:01,040	An apology is not going to fix it, Sterling.	An apology is not going to fix it, Sterling.
41	00:02:03,248	00:02:06,128	Just like you thought an apology would cut it with your father's truck.	Just like you thought an apology would cut it with your father's truck.
42	00:02:06,209	00:02:08,749	But Blair did that, too! And we're halfway to paying you back.	But Blair did that, too! And we're halfway to paying you back.
43	00:02:09,546	00:02:11,916	Uh, Mom, I've learned my lesson, please trust me.	Uh, Mom, I've learned my lesson, please trust me.
44	00:02:12,465	00:02:13,795	Your father and I will determine	Your father and I will determine
45	00:02:13,883	00:02:15,553	when you have truly learned the error of your ways.	when you have truly learned the error of your ways.
46	00:02:15,635	00:02:17,845	Dad's off hunting. How's he gonna see that I've learned?	Dad's off hunting. How's he gonna see that I've learned?
47	00:02:17,929	00:02:19,889	I don't know, dear. How are you going to convince your mother	I don't know, dear. How are you going to convince your mother
48	00:02:19,973	00:02:22,233	and everyone she's ever known that you did not grow up	and everyone she's ever known that you did not grow up
49	00:02:22,308	00:02:24,228	on the set of a Spring Break video, hm?	on the set of a Spring Break video, hm?
50	00:02:25,061	00:02:26,231	[Sterling sighs]	[Sterling sighs]
51	00:02:28,606	00:02:29,476	Mom.	Mom.
52	00:02:30,316	00:02:31,186	Um...	Um...
53	00:02:31,943	00:02:32,903	Did you hear that?	Did you hear that?
54	00:02:37,657	00:02:39,777	You're so different from any girl I've dated.	You're so different from any girl I've dated.
55	00:02:40,660	00:02:41,580	All-- All two of 'em.	All-- All two of 'em.
56	00:02:42,328	00:02:43,248	How so?	How so?
57	00:02:43,329	00:02:45,579	And I'm gonna need those names and Instagram handles.	And I'm gonna need those names and Instagram handles.
58	00:02:46,040	00:02:47,830	Ever since I first saw you at the Country Club,	Ever since I first saw you at the Country Club,
59	00:02:47,917	00:02:50,797	you just put out this crazy confidence.	you just put out this crazy confidence.
60	00:02:51,129	00:02:52,379	You're super down-to-earth,	You're super down-to-earth,
61	00:02:52,839	00:02:54,259	just comfortable with who you are.	just comfortable with who you are.
62	00:02:55,133	00:02:56,973	It's mad sexy.	It's mad sexy.
63	00:02:57,051	00:02:58,091	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
64	00:02:59,220	00:03:00,970	You're mad sexy.	You're mad sexy.
65	00:03:03,266	00:03:05,016	[sighs] I miss you.	[sighs] I miss you.
66	00:03:05,518	00:03:08,228	Living 22 minutes away is basically like living in another state.	Living 22 minutes away is basically like living in another state.
67	00:03:08,313	00:03:09,443	Oh, for real, though!	Oh, for real, though!
68	00:03:09,522	00:03:11,232	It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit.	It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit.
69	00:03:11,316	00:03:12,476	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
70	00:03:12,567	00:03:14,147	Okay, baby, I gotta go to work.	Okay, baby, I gotta go to work.
71	00:03:14,235	00:03:15,485	All right, baby. Text me.	All right, baby. Text me.
72	00:03:15,778	00:03:16,988	Okay, bye.	Okay, bye.
73	00:03:17,071	00:03:18,071	[cell phone clicks off]	[cell phone clicks off]
74	00:03:29,667	00:03:31,167	Knock knock, vagrant sister.	Knock knock, vagrant sister.
75	00:03:33,171	00:03:34,511	Did you bring my deodorant?	Did you bring my deodorant?
76	00:03:35,006	00:03:37,296	Oh, yeah. You were almost out and I was almost out,	Oh, yeah. You were almost out and I was almost out,
77	00:03:37,383	00:03:38,683	so I smushed the two together.	so I smushed the two together.
78	00:03:38,760	00:03:40,220	Powder Fresh meets Spring Breeze.	Powder Fresh meets Spring Breeze.
79	00:03:40,803	00:03:41,763	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
80	00:03:43,932	00:03:45,022	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
81	00:03:45,099	00:03:46,729	Is Miles texting you dog memes again?	Is Miles texting you dog memes again?
82	00:03:46,809	00:03:47,689	Yeah.	Yeah.
83	00:03:48,728	00:03:49,848	Life is funny, Sterl.	Life is funny, Sterl.
84	00:03:50,355	00:03:51,975	You know, one day you're a single woman	You know, one day you're a single woman
85	00:03:52,065	00:03:54,355	fueled by the lyrics of old Tori Amos songs,	fueled by the lyrics of old Tori Amos songs,
86	00:03:54,442	00:03:57,322	and the next, you're a part of someone.	and the next, you're a part of someone.
87	00:03:58,321	00:03:59,661	I'm not an island anymore.	I'm not an island anymore.
88	00:03:59,948	00:04:01,118	I'm a pair of islands.	I'm a pair of islands.
89	00:04:01,491	00:04:03,081	So, you're an archipelago?	So, you're an archipelago?
90	00:04:03,159	00:04:05,539	Seriously, dude, if I may gush for a second...	Seriously, dude, if I may gush for a second...
91	00:04:05,870	00:04:06,870	Miles gets me.	Miles gets me.
92	00:04:06,955	00:04:08,365	That's what you said about Jennings.	That's what you said about Jennings.
93	00:04:08,456	00:04:10,246	Yeah, but I was a different person back then,	Yeah, but I was a different person back then,
94	00:04:10,333	00:04:11,883	-young and naive-- -That was two weeks ago.	-young and naive-- -That was two weeks ago.
95	00:04:11,960	00:04:13,800	Miles gets me way more.	Miles gets me way more.
96	00:04:14,170	00:04:16,420	I should have known to look at guys from other schools.	I should have known to look at guys from other schools.
97	00:04:16,506	00:04:18,676	He's almost more of an outsider than I am.	He's almost more of an outsider than I am.
98	00:04:18,758	00:04:20,338	He likes super weird music,	He likes super weird music,
99	00:04:20,426	00:04:22,636	he DJs, he goes to public school.	he DJs, he goes to public school.
100	00:04:22,720	00:04:24,930	So, he's an outsider because he goes to public school?	So, he's an outsider because he goes to public school?
101	00:04:25,014	00:04:26,224	To me, yes.	To me, yes.
102	00:04:26,307	00:04:28,727	Plus, Miles is, like, the salt of the earth.	Plus, Miles is, like, the salt of the earth.
103	00:04:28,893	00:04:30,483	Earning the money for his car.	Earning the money for his car.
104	00:04:30,561	00:04:32,401	You know, nothing has been handed to him.	You know, nothing has been handed to him.
105	00:04:32,480	00:04:33,980	His mom works two jobs.	His mom works two jobs.
106	00:04:34,065	00:04:35,855	I work two jobs and I live in a tent!	I work two jobs and I live in a tent!
107	00:04:35,942	00:04:37,442	[groans] I can't live like this!	[groans] I can't live like this!
108	00:04:37,527	00:04:38,527	How am I gonna convince Mom	How am I gonna convince Mom
109	00:04:38,611	00:04:40,491	that I'm worthy of living under the Wesley roof?	that I'm worthy of living under the Wesley roof?
110	00:04:41,322	00:04:43,372	Sounds like white people problems.	Sounds like white people problems.
111	00:04:43,449	00:04:45,369	We're white. And it actually doesn't.	We're white. And it actually doesn't.
112	00:04:45,451	00:04:48,121	Yeah, but like, compared to what Miles goes through--	Yeah, but like, compared to what Miles goes through--
113	00:04:48,204	00:04:49,754	We're not talking about Miles!	We're not talking about Miles!
114	00:04:49,831	00:04:52,751	Sterling, I'm in a partnership now.	Sterling, I'm in a partnership now.
115	00:04:53,626	00:04:54,916	We're always talking about Miles.	We're always talking about Miles.
116	00:04:55,795	00:04:57,755	Wanna see this dog meme that Miles sent me?	Wanna see this dog meme that Miles sent me?
117	00:04:59,632	00:05:01,012	-[gasps] -Big boy energy.	-[gasps] -Big boy energy.
118	00:05:01,092	00:05:03,092	-Ooh, look at him, he's so fluffy! -Who's a good boy?	-Ooh, look at him, he's so fluffy! -Who's a good boy?
119	00:05:03,177	00:05:04,717	Johnny Cornwall skipped again.	Johnny Cornwall skipped again.
120	00:05:04,804	00:05:06,474	-Here's his file. -Absolutely not.	-Here's his file. -Absolutely not.
121	00:05:06,556	00:05:07,716	[Blair] What's his deal?	[Blair] What's his deal?
122	00:05:08,016	00:05:08,886	Public masturbator.	Public masturbator.
123	00:05:09,350	00:05:11,270	Eww. Save that for the bathtub.	Eww. Save that for the bathtub.
124	00:05:11,811	00:05:13,351	Or the car, if traffic's really bad.	Or the car, if traffic's really bad.
125	00:05:13,438	00:05:15,398	Sick! You do that in the car?	Sick! You do that in the car?
126	00:05:15,481	00:05:17,111	Um, my body is a temple.	Um, my body is a temple.
127	00:05:17,191	00:05:18,861	And the car is a temple on wheels.	And the car is a temple on wheels.
128	00:05:18,943	00:05:20,783	So, you're a temple in a moving temple?	So, you're a temple in a moving temple?
129	00:05:20,862	00:05:21,952	Don't shame me.	Don't shame me.
130	00:05:23,406	00:05:25,576	You're turning down all my damn skips today.	You're turning down all my damn skips today.
131	00:05:25,658	00:05:27,158	Are you forgetting I'm your boss?	Are you forgetting I'm your boss?
132	00:05:27,243	00:05:29,123	I'm the head chef. You're the little waiter dude.	I'm the head chef. You're the little waiter dude.
133	00:05:29,203	00:05:30,963	You can't decide what food to dish out.	You can't decide what food to dish out.
134	00:05:31,039	00:05:33,039	Yolanda, these skips are bullshit.	Yolanda, these skips are bullshit.
135	00:05:33,124	00:05:35,594	I got a feeling you're giving Terrance the Clown all the good jobs.	I got a feeling you're giving Terrance the Clown all the good jobs.
136	00:05:35,668	00:05:38,208	I don't care about your feelings. I care about recouping my money.	I don't care about your feelings. I care about recouping my money.
137	00:05:38,296	00:05:40,336	-Terrance delivers. -Oh, please-- [scoffs]	-Terrance delivers. -Oh, please-- [scoffs]
138	00:05:40,840	00:05:41,670	Anything else?	Anything else?
139	00:05:41,758	00:05:42,718	I've got a big one,	I've got a big one,
140	00:05:42,800	00:05:44,970	but I'm not sure if Eeyore here is up for the challenge.	but I'm not sure if Eeyore here is up for the challenge.
141	00:05:45,678	00:05:47,308	And I'm out a shit ton for her.	And I'm out a shit ton for her.
142	00:05:47,388	00:05:48,808	Kendra Saint John.	Kendra Saint John.
143	00:05:49,265	00:05:51,515	Fancy. Sounds like a countess!	Fancy. Sounds like a countess!
144	00:05:51,601	00:05:53,141	Good day, Countess Saint John.	Good day, Countess Saint John.
145	00:05:54,354	00:05:55,524	So, this chick's a scammer.	So, this chick's a scammer.
146	00:05:55,605	00:05:58,265	She throws jewelry parties and claims it's high-end product,	She throws jewelry parties and claims it's high-end product,
147	00:05:58,358	00:06:00,318	but it's actually just tin spray painted in gold.	but it's actually just tin spray painted in gold.
148	00:06:00,943	00:06:04,033	By the time the victims figure it out, she skips town, changes her name,	By the time the victims figure it out, she skips town, changes her name,
149	00:06:04,113	00:06:05,663	does it all over again.	does it all over again.
150	00:06:05,948	00:06:07,408	Her focus is niche groups.	Her focus is niche groups.
151	00:06:07,492	00:06:09,992	Her last venture, "F Everything," was targeted at anarchists.	Her last venture, "F Everything," was targeted at anarchists.
152	00:06:10,078	00:06:12,498	Anarchists buying matching bracelets? Uh-uh.	Anarchists buying matching bracelets? Uh-uh.
153	00:06:12,580	00:06:15,170	The product was a chain that connects nose ring to belt to nose ring.	The product was a chain that connects nose ring to belt to nose ring.
154	00:06:16,125	00:06:18,665	But what if you stand up really fast and then you pull your nose?	But what if you stand up really fast and then you pull your nose?
155	00:06:18,753	00:06:19,923	[Sterling and Blair groan]	[Sterling and Blair groan]
156	00:06:20,004	00:06:21,304	No wonder they're so angry.	No wonder they're so angry.
157	00:06:21,381	00:06:23,761	Currently, she's running a Christian-based scam.	Currently, she's running a Christian-based scam.
158	00:06:23,841	00:06:25,511	The company's called Jewels of the Magi.	The company's called Jewels of the Magi.
159	00:06:26,094	00:06:27,434	Using the Lord like that!	Using the Lord like that!
160	00:06:27,512	00:06:28,812	Yeah, that feels rude.	Yeah, that feels rude.
161	00:06:28,888	00:06:30,348	Like, biblically rude.	Like, biblically rude.
162	00:06:30,431	00:06:32,561	Okay, any intel on places she frequents?	Okay, any intel on places she frequents?
163	00:06:32,642	00:06:33,892	The local precinct might have some	The local precinct might have some
164	00:06:33,976	00:06:35,896	if you'd get over yourself and go down there.	if you'd get over yourself and go down there.
165	00:06:36,562	00:06:37,862	You trying to play games with me?	You trying to play games with me?
166	00:06:37,939	00:06:39,019	I don't play games.	I don't play games.
167	00:06:39,107	00:06:40,937	And if I was playing games, I'd win.	And if I was playing games, I'd win.
168	00:06:41,025	00:06:42,645	I'm in better shape and I cheat.	I'm in better shape and I cheat.
169	00:06:43,111	00:06:43,991	Uh...	Uh...
170	00:06:44,070	00:06:46,780	Stop fighting, Mom and Dad. I don't wanna work with the cops.	Stop fighting, Mom and Dad. I don't wanna work with the cops.
171	00:06:46,864	00:06:49,374	-Okay? Their squeaky pants scare me. -[Bowser] Well, don't worry.	-Okay? Their squeaky pants scare me. -[Bowser] Well, don't worry.
172	00:06:49,450	00:06:51,540	We don't work with cops. Ever.	We don't work with cops. Ever.
173	00:06:51,619	00:06:52,659	Mm.	Mm.
174	00:06:53,204	00:06:54,214	Company policy.	Company policy.
175	00:06:55,581	00:06:57,791	Wow, I just realized, in this very moment,	Wow, I just realized, in this very moment,
176	00:06:57,875	00:06:59,125	that old people are super dramatic.	that old people are super dramatic.
177	00:06:59,210	00:07:01,050	-Who are you calling old? -I am not dramatic!	-Who are you calling old? -I am not dramatic!
178	00:07:02,630	00:07:04,550	Okay, so, what's the plan here?	Okay, so, what's the plan here?
179	00:07:04,632	00:07:07,012	Should we tell her that we're throwing one of her little party thingies	Should we tell her that we're throwing one of her little party thingies
180	00:07:07,093	00:07:08,513	and give her the Yogurtopia address?	and give her the Yogurtopia address?
181	00:07:08,594	00:07:10,054	-Good idea! -[Yolanda] Hell, no!	-Good idea! -[Yolanda] Hell, no!
182	00:07:10,138	00:07:12,888	No way she's gonna buy that some rich white ladies live around here.	No way she's gonna buy that some rich white ladies live around here.
183	00:07:12,974	00:07:14,234	You need a home address	You need a home address
184	00:07:14,308	00:07:15,888	in a one percent kind of neighborhood.	in a one percent kind of neighborhood.
185	00:07:22,150	00:07:24,150	[women chattering]	[women chattering]
186	00:07:25,111	00:07:27,361	I hope you have more than just that one little bottle.	I hope you have more than just that one little bottle.
187	00:07:27,447	00:07:28,447	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
188	00:07:28,531	00:07:30,241	Yes, not to worry, Charlotte.	Yes, not to worry, Charlotte.
189	00:07:30,324	00:07:33,044	-We are overflowing with wine. -Mm.	-We are overflowing with wine. -Mm.
190	00:07:33,119	00:07:34,869	You know... and crab puffs.	You know... and crab puffs.
191	00:07:35,288	00:07:36,288	You should eat something.	You should eat something.
192	00:07:36,706	00:07:38,246	Lynn! Oh.	Lynn! Oh.
193	00:07:38,332	00:07:39,462	How are you?	How are you?
194	00:07:39,834	00:07:42,254	Great! Your house looks fantastic.	Great! Your house looks fantastic.
195	00:07:42,420	00:07:44,420	That new wallpaper is to die for.	That new wallpaper is to die for.
196	00:07:44,672	00:07:46,302	-I love it! -Oh, wow! Thank you.	-I love it! -Oh, wow! Thank you.
197	00:07:46,382	00:07:48,802	Yeah, it just felt like time for a refresh.	Yeah, it just felt like time for a refresh.
198	00:07:48,885	00:07:49,715	[both chuckle]	[both chuckle]
199	00:07:50,261	00:07:52,101	-That stupid book. -Oh.	-That stupid book. -Oh.
200	00:07:52,180	00:07:54,390	I stopped when the neighbor found the clue in the vacuum.	I stopped when the neighbor found the clue in the vacuum.
201	00:07:56,017	00:07:57,187	I couldn't finish it either.	I couldn't finish it either.
202	00:07:57,768	00:07:59,058	I'm so glad to be here.	I'm so glad to be here.
203	00:07:59,353	00:08:01,363	Vernon left for his hunting trip today.	Vernon left for his hunting trip today.
204	00:08:01,439	00:08:02,569	Oh.	Oh.
205	00:08:02,648	00:08:04,728	You know Anderson is out on the lease, too.	You know Anderson is out on the lease, too.
206	00:08:04,817	00:08:06,487	What is it with these boys and their guns?	What is it with these boys and their guns?
207	00:08:06,569	00:08:09,029	I don't know, but maybe with all of them out in the wild,	I don't know, but maybe with all of them out in the wild,
208	00:08:09,113	00:08:11,073	they'll shoot each other and save us the misery.	they'll shoot each other and save us the misery.
209	00:08:17,205	00:08:18,365	Right, excuse me.	Right, excuse me.
210	00:08:18,956	00:08:21,036	Sterling, honey, what's going on?	Sterling, honey, what's going on?
211	00:08:21,792	00:08:23,342	I thought you were refreshing sparkling waters	I thought you were refreshing sparkling waters
212	00:08:23,419	00:08:25,549	and Blair was doing the hors d'oeuvres. Please do not confuse the duties.	and Blair was doing the hors d'oeuvres. Please do not confuse the duties.
213	00:08:25,922	00:08:28,172	I finished refreshing the waters, so I just grabbed the puffs.	I finished refreshing the waters, so I just grabbed the puffs.
214	00:08:28,257	00:08:29,467	Just taking initiative, Mommy.	Just taking initiative, Mommy.
215	00:08:29,550	00:08:31,180	And I can help pour wine, too.	And I can help pour wine, too.
216	00:08:31,260	00:08:33,550	Lord, no, them seeing you cozied up with a bottle?	Lord, no, them seeing you cozied up with a bottle?
217	00:08:33,638	00:08:35,178	Honey, that is the last thing we need.	Honey, that is the last thing we need.
218	00:08:35,556	00:08:37,266	I'll handle the wine. [clears throat]	I'll handle the wine. [clears throat]
219	00:08:41,812	00:08:42,652	Mom's happy.	Mom's happy.
220	00:08:42,939	00:08:43,769	She's happy.	She's happy.
221	00:08:44,815	00:08:45,975	Do you think she's happy?	Do you think she's happy?
222	00:08:46,067	00:08:49,487	[groans] Mrs. Burton told her that the guest towels were beautifully crisp.	[groans] Mrs. Burton told her that the guest towels were beautifully crisp.
223	00:08:49,570	00:08:51,780	-[sighs] -She'll be high on that till Christmas.	-[sighs] -She'll be high on that till Christmas.
224	00:08:51,864	00:08:52,874	Yeah. Okay.	Yeah. Okay.
225	00:08:53,824	00:08:54,834	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
226	00:09:02,667	00:09:03,537	[Miles] Surprise!	[Miles] Surprise!
227	00:09:04,335	00:09:06,335	[gasps] Babe! What are you doing here?	[gasps] Babe! What are you doing here?
228	00:09:06,879	00:09:08,129	-Oh. -[giggles]	-Oh. -[giggles]
229	00:09:08,214	00:09:09,924	You know how we never get to see each other?	You know how we never get to see each other?
230	00:09:10,007	00:09:11,217	-Mm-hm. -I'm fixing that.	-Mm-hm. -I'm fixing that.
231	00:09:11,300	00:09:12,720	Oh, I'm so happy!	Oh, I'm so happy!
232	00:09:12,969	00:09:15,389	Seeing you on a Sunday afternoon, what a luxury!	Seeing you on a Sunday afternoon, what a luxury!
233	00:09:15,680	00:09:18,520	But... [groans] damn it, I can't really hang right now.	But... [groans] damn it, I can't really hang right now.
234	00:09:18,599	00:09:20,179	I'm kinda helping my mom with her book club.	I'm kinda helping my mom with her book club.
235	00:09:20,268	00:09:21,978	No, I know. I'm the valet.	No, I know. I'm the valet.
236	00:09:22,395	00:09:23,305	You're what now?	You're what now?
237	00:09:23,396	00:09:24,936	I overheard your mom talking about it at the club,	I overheard your mom talking about it at the club,
238	00:09:25,022	00:09:26,402	and I offered my services.	and I offered my services.
239	00:09:26,607	00:09:29,187	So, now I get to see my girl and make some bread.	So, now I get to see my girl and make some bread.
240	00:09:30,444	00:09:31,954	-Wow. -[chuckles]	-Wow. -[chuckles]
241	00:09:32,029	00:09:33,659	Shocking update...	Shocking update...
242	00:09:34,156	00:09:35,946	Miles is here.	Miles is here.
243	00:09:36,033	00:09:37,743	What do you mean here? Like here, here?	What do you mean here? Like here, here?
244	00:09:37,827	00:09:39,447	No, like the here that means over there.	No, like the here that means over there.
245	00:09:39,537	00:09:41,207	-Yes! Here! At our house! -Why?	-Yes! Here! At our house! -Why?
246	00:09:41,289	00:09:43,369	Mom hired him as a valet.	Mom hired him as a valet.
247	00:09:44,709	00:09:45,709	What if he wants a tour?	What if he wants a tour?
248	00:09:46,919	00:09:47,799	Um...	Um...
249	00:09:47,878	00:09:50,718	I need to go stage my room like I wasn't 12 in the last five years.	I need to go stage my room like I wasn't 12 in the last five years.
250	00:09:50,798	00:09:52,378	I definitely need to hide my BTS poster.	I definitely need to hide my BTS poster.
251	00:09:52,466	00:09:54,176	-Are you worried-- -I cannot burn that poster, Sterling,	-Are you worried-- -I cannot burn that poster, Sterling,
252	00:09:54,260	00:09:55,680	you know it has emotional resonance for me.	you know it has emotional resonance for me.
253	00:09:55,761	00:09:57,051	-No, I mean that-- -Okay, you know what?	-No, I mean that-- -Okay, you know what?
254	00:09:57,138	00:09:59,178	Fine, I will burn it, but I'm furious about this!	Fine, I will burn it, but I'm furious about this!
255	00:09:59,265	00:10:00,465	No, don't burn anything.	No, don't burn anything.
256	00:10:01,767	00:10:02,637	You're right.	You're right.
257	00:10:03,519	00:10:05,099	[chuckles] What am I doing?	[chuckles] What am I doing?
258	00:10:05,688	00:10:07,898	Everything is fine. It's great to have him here.	Everything is fine. It's great to have him here.
259	00:10:07,982	00:10:10,112	Who cares if he knows that I love J-Hope the most...	Who cares if he knows that I love J-Hope the most...
260	00:10:10,192	00:10:11,362	with Suga a close second?	with Suga a close second?
261	00:10:12,194	00:10:13,244	He likes me for me.	He likes me for me.
262	00:10:13,738	00:10:16,658	But, you're fine that he's here as a valet... the help...	But, you're fine that he's here as a valet... the help...
263	00:10:16,991	00:10:18,081	at your mother's hen party?	at your mother's hen party?
264	00:10:19,452	00:10:20,412	-Oh, shit. -Yeah.	-Oh, shit. -Yeah.
265	00:10:20,494	00:10:22,584	This is the first time that he's here at your house	This is the first time that he's here at your house
266	00:10:22,663	00:10:24,293	and you're already on unequal footing.	and you're already on unequal footing.
267	00:10:24,373	00:10:26,583	It's not like Mom knew about us before she hired him.	It's not like Mom knew about us before she hired him.
268	00:10:26,667	00:10:29,457	I'm still trying to work up the courage to tell her that we're going out on dates.	I'm still trying to work up the courage to tell her that we're going out on dates.
269	00:10:29,545	00:10:31,505	Why? Because he's black?	Why? Because he's black?
270	00:10:31,589	00:10:32,589	Because he's Catholic.	Because he's Catholic.
271	00:10:32,673	00:10:34,433	Oh, right. Well, whatever.	Oh, right. Well, whatever.
272	00:10:34,508	00:10:37,008	He's here now at your rich, portrait-addled mansion,	He's here now at your rich, portrait-addled mansion,
273	00:10:37,094	00:10:38,604	and we're bounty hunting.	and we're bounty hunting.
274	00:10:38,679	00:10:41,179	He says that he likes me because I'm down to earth.	He says that he likes me because I'm down to earth.
275	00:10:41,390	00:10:44,640	This is, like, the least down to earth thing in the entire world.	This is, like, the least down to earth thing in the entire world.
276	00:10:44,727	00:10:46,767	-It's basically Pluto. -You need to fix this.	-It's basically Pluto. -You need to fix this.
277	00:10:47,271	00:10:49,521	[scoffs] It's cool. I'm cool.	[scoffs] It's cool. I'm cool.
278	00:10:49,607	00:10:51,187	-[cell phone rings] -Look at me be--	-[cell phone rings] -Look at me be--
279	00:10:51,275	00:10:52,105	It's Bowser.	It's Bowser.
280	00:10:52,610	00:10:53,650	-Hello? -[Bowser] Girls...	-Hello? -[Bowser] Girls...
281	00:10:53,736	00:10:56,356	I think I just saw her pull in but I couldn't positively ID her.	I think I just saw her pull in but I couldn't positively ID her.
282	00:10:56,822	00:10:57,822	Run out and check.	Run out and check.
283	00:10:58,240	00:11:01,580	If it's her, make up an excuse and get her down the driveway.	If it's her, make up an excuse and get her down the driveway.
284	00:11:01,952	00:11:02,872	I'll do the rest.	I'll do the rest.
285	00:11:04,205	00:11:05,155	Wait, hold up.	Wait, hold up.
286	00:11:19,387	00:11:21,717	Oh, stand down, stand down. It's a dude.	Oh, stand down, stand down. It's a dude.
287	00:11:21,847	00:11:23,427	-What do you mean, it-- -[disconnect tone]	-What do you mean, it-- -[disconnect tone]
288	00:11:23,516	00:11:24,426	Hello?	Hello?
289	00:11:25,059	00:11:26,309	Don't hang up on me, you--	Don't hang up on me, you--
290	00:11:26,936	00:11:28,936	Welcome to our little gathering! And you would be?	Welcome to our little gathering! And you would be?
291	00:11:29,021	00:11:31,271	I'm John Slack with Jewels of the Magi,	I'm John Slack with Jewels of the Magi,
292	00:11:31,357	00:11:32,607	and you must be Debbie.	and you must be Debbie.
293	00:11:33,150	00:11:34,900	-Uh-- -No! No! No! Uh, she can't vote yet.	-Uh-- -No! No! No! Uh, she can't vote yet.
294	00:11:35,319	00:11:37,449	Our mom, Debbie, is inside.	Our mom, Debbie, is inside.
295	00:11:37,530	00:11:38,820	So, where's Kendra?	So, where's Kendra?
296	00:11:39,407	00:11:41,827	Oh, unfortunately, she couldn't make it today.	Oh, unfortunately, she couldn't make it today.
297	00:11:41,909	00:11:43,199	I'm happy to fill in.	I'm happy to fill in.
298	00:11:44,286	00:11:46,036	I got lots of bling to show,	I got lots of bling to show,
299	00:11:46,122	00:11:48,542	so I hope you folks are ready to buy!	so I hope you folks are ready to buy!
300	00:11:49,083	00:11:50,083	I think we actually--	I think we actually--
301	00:11:50,167	00:11:51,247	Yeah, well, you're, um...	Yeah, well, you're, um...
302	00:11:51,335	00:11:53,205	Shit. Shit. Shit.	Shit. Shit. Shit.
303	00:11:58,426	00:11:59,756	Oh.	Oh.
304	00:11:59,844	00:12:00,854	Well, hello there.	Well, hello there.
305	00:12:00,928	00:12:02,098	Who do we have here?	Who do we have here?
306	00:12:02,471	00:12:03,311	Surprise!	Surprise!
307	00:12:03,389	00:12:04,429	This is John Slack.	This is John Slack.
308	00:12:04,515	00:12:06,135	He is a sales associate	He is a sales associate
309	00:12:06,225	00:12:08,345	with Jewels of the Magi, a jewelry company.	with Jewels of the Magi, a jewelry company.
310	00:12:08,728	00:12:10,268	Pleased to meet you	Pleased to meet you
311	00:12:10,354	00:12:13,074	and show you and your guests some jewelry.	and show you and your guests some jewelry.
312	00:12:15,234	00:12:18,574	Right... Um, well, that is just fantastic.	Right... Um, well, that is just fantastic.
313	00:12:18,654	00:12:21,074	Please, make your... self at home.	Please, make your... self at home.
314	00:12:22,908	00:12:24,028	What the hello is this?	What the hello is this?
315	00:12:24,118	00:12:25,078	A fun addition to the party?	A fun addition to the party?
316	00:12:25,453	00:12:26,833	Each piece in the collection	Each piece in the collection
317	00:12:26,912	00:12:29,582	was inspired by a passage in the Bible.	was inspired by a passage in the Bible.
318	00:12:29,665	00:12:31,825	So, it's designed to adorn the wearer	So, it's designed to adorn the wearer
319	00:12:31,917	00:12:34,087	and exalt the Lord at the same time.	and exalt the Lord at the same time.
320	00:12:34,170	00:12:35,880	Um... Uh-huh.	Um... Uh-huh.
321	00:12:35,963	00:12:38,053	You know, thank you, girls, but... [chuckles]	You know, thank you, girls, but... [chuckles]
322	00:12:38,132	00:12:39,882	...they're a little over the top for my taste.	...they're a little over the top for my taste.
323	00:12:39,967	00:12:42,217	You don't have to buy any. In fact, you-- you shouldn't.	You don't have to buy any. In fact, you-- you shouldn't.
324	00:12:42,553	00:12:45,563	Yeah, think of them as, like, entertainment or like, um...	Yeah, think of them as, like, entertainment or like, um...
325	00:12:45,639	00:12:47,599	an upscale conversation starter	an upscale conversation starter
326	00:12:47,683	00:12:48,933	-for you and your guests. -Yes.	-for you and your guests. -Yes.
327	00:12:49,018	00:12:50,978	That way you don't have to talk about the book.	That way you don't have to talk about the book.
328	00:12:51,437	00:12:53,557	It sat on the table in the same place for a month,	It sat on the table in the same place for a month,
329	00:12:53,647	00:12:55,187	so we know you didn't read it.	so we know you didn't read it.
330	00:12:55,274	00:12:56,444	Well, I-- I...	Well, I-- I...
331	00:12:59,487	00:13:00,737	[sighs]	[sighs]
332	00:13:07,369	00:13:08,499	Oh-- uh...	Oh-- uh...
333	00:13:09,038	00:13:10,038	Okay.	Okay.
334	00:13:10,998	00:13:12,878	[breathing fast]	[breathing fast]
335	00:13:14,084	00:13:15,094	Kendra's not coming.	Kendra's not coming.
336	00:13:15,169	00:13:16,549	Aw, goddamn it! What?	Aw, goddamn it! What?
337	00:13:16,629	00:13:17,879	Yeah, she sent this guy instead,	Yeah, she sent this guy instead,
338	00:13:17,963	00:13:20,093	like, a minion, who's inside our house right now,	like, a minion, who's inside our house right now,
339	00:13:20,174	00:13:22,384	trying to hock cheap rhinestones to unsuspecting women.	trying to hock cheap rhinestones to unsuspecting women.
340	00:13:22,468	00:13:24,218	There's no way they'll bite, they have expensive taste.	There's no way they'll bite, they have expensive taste.
341	00:13:24,303	00:13:25,683	-You're right. -No, wait. Listen.	-You're right. -No, wait. Listen.
342	00:13:25,763	00:13:27,603	Have y'all ever interrogated anyone?	Have y'all ever interrogated anyone?
343	00:13:28,015	00:13:30,425	Oh, we're pros at getting information out of people.	Oh, we're pros at getting information out of people.
344	00:13:30,518	00:13:32,098	Last year, Margot Carroll said	Last year, Margot Carroll said
345	00:13:32,186	00:13:33,846	she had a thing with someone over the summer,	she had a thing with someone over the summer,
346	00:13:33,938	00:13:37,268	and it took us five minutes with Hannah B to find out it was two people.	and it took us five minutes with Hannah B to find out it was two people.
347	00:13:37,358	00:13:39,398	James Fenser and Terry Massingill.	James Fenser and Terry Massingill.
348	00:13:39,485	00:13:41,485	Wait, I thought that she only held hands with Terry.	Wait, I thought that she only held hands with Terry.
349	00:13:41,570	00:13:43,200	Yeah, but Hannah B screenshotted her playlist	Yeah, but Hannah B screenshotted her playlist
350	00:13:43,280	00:13:45,030	-that she put on her story-- -That's right...	-that she put on her story-- -That's right...
351	00:13:45,115	00:13:47,485	Okay! Stop! Stop. Stop talking.	Okay! Stop! Stop. Stop talking.
352	00:13:48,661	00:13:49,751	How's Sterling doing?	How's Sterling doing?
353	00:13:50,329	00:13:52,499	You know, my Hannah saw that post of hers	You know, my Hannah saw that post of hers
354	00:13:52,581	00:13:54,081	-and she told me-- -Oh, that old thing.	-and she told me-- -Oh, that old thing.
355	00:13:54,166	00:13:57,336	No-- You know, Sterling is doing just great.	No-- You know, Sterling is doing just great.
356	00:13:57,419	00:13:59,629	That was a nothing. She made Honor Roll again.	That was a nothing. She made Honor Roll again.
357	00:13:59,713	00:14:01,303	Do you know that that's six semesters in a row?	Do you know that that's six semesters in a row?
358	00:14:01,382	00:14:03,092	-[chuckles] -I'm so glad to hear it.	-[chuckles] -I'm so glad to hear it.
359	00:14:03,175	00:14:05,965	It's just, if you let one sin in the door, the next thing you know,	It's just, if you let one sin in the door, the next thing you know,
360	00:14:06,053	00:14:07,263	the devil will come a-knockin'.	the devil will come a-knockin'.
361	00:14:07,346	00:14:10,266	Not at this house, we have ADT. [chuckles]	Not at this house, we have ADT. [chuckles]
362	00:14:10,349	00:14:14,139	Jesus wishes He died on a cross this beautiful.	Jesus wishes He died on a cross this beautiful.
363	00:14:14,228	00:14:16,608	I'll take three. My Luke might want to give one to Sterling.	I'll take three. My Luke might want to give one to Sterling.
364	00:14:16,689	00:14:18,609	Their six year anniversary's coming up.	Their six year anniversary's coming up.
365	00:14:18,691	00:14:21,281	-[chuckles] -You know what? I'll take one, too.	-[chuckles] -You know what? I'll take one, too.
366	00:14:21,360	00:14:23,070	Oh, and can you throw in a brooch?	Oh, and can you throw in a brooch?
367	00:14:23,153	00:14:24,113	Mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
368	00:14:24,196	00:14:26,566	Oh, Debbie... this bracelet	Oh, Debbie... this bracelet
369	00:14:27,074	00:14:29,794	will look absolutely adorable with that outfit.	will look absolutely adorable with that outfit.
370	00:14:29,869	00:14:31,829	Um, yeah, that-- that is...	Um, yeah, that-- that is...
371	00:14:32,997	00:14:33,827	precious.	precious.
372	00:14:34,748	00:14:35,708	Um...	Um...
373	00:14:37,418	00:14:38,378	You know what?	You know what?
374	00:14:38,919	00:14:40,299	Why not? I'll take it.	Why not? I'll take it.
375	00:14:40,379	00:14:42,339	Great! That'll be 180 dollars.	Great! That'll be 180 dollars.
376	00:14:42,423	00:14:44,133	Uh, mm-- Okay.	Uh, mm-- Okay.
377	00:14:44,216	00:14:45,926	Let me just go get my card reader.	Let me just go get my card reader.
378	00:14:47,428	00:14:48,428	[Sterling] What?	[Sterling] What?
379	00:14:49,471	00:14:52,731	Our mark is isolated in the kitchen. He isolated himself!	Our mark is isolated in the kitchen. He isolated himself!
380	00:14:52,808	00:14:53,638	Mark?	Mark?
381	00:14:53,726	00:14:54,936	No, the-- the guy!	No, the-- the guy!
382	00:14:55,686	00:14:57,436	The guy we need to get information from!	The guy we need to get information from!
383	00:14:57,521	00:14:58,441	Then just say that.	Then just say that.
384	00:14:58,522	00:15:00,522	-Hi! -Hello...	-Hi! -Hello...
385	00:15:00,608	00:15:04,568	Hey, y'all. You two seem like great candidates	Hey, y'all. You two seem like great candidates
386	00:15:05,070	00:15:07,070	for this Cain and Abel locket set.	for this Cain and Abel locket set.
387	00:15:07,990	00:15:09,410	Ooh. Mmm.	Ooh. Mmm.
388	00:15:09,491	00:15:11,121	Thanks, we don't really do the matching thing.	Thanks, we don't really do the matching thing.
389	00:15:12,286	00:15:13,286	Not even headbands?	Not even headbands?
390	00:15:13,370	00:15:16,290	Actually, we were hoping to ask you a couple of questions.	Actually, we were hoping to ask you a couple of questions.
391	00:15:16,832	00:15:19,002	We're doing a research paper on what it's like	We're doing a research paper on what it's like
392	00:15:19,084	00:15:20,634	to work for women entrepreneurs,	to work for women entrepreneurs,
393	00:15:21,295	00:15:23,125	and we would really appreciate your...	and we would really appreciate your...
394	00:15:24,131	00:15:25,091	expertise.	expertise.
395	00:15:25,966	00:15:26,966	Ask away.	Ask away.
396	00:15:27,051	00:15:31,311	Do you work out? Because your shape is so good to my eyes.	Do you work out? Because your shape is so good to my eyes.
397	00:15:32,431	00:15:33,351	What?	What?
398	00:15:33,641	00:15:38,021	My sister is trying to let me ask the questions here.	My sister is trying to let me ask the questions here.
399	00:15:39,271	00:15:40,151	Okay, fine.	Okay, fine.
400	00:15:40,230	00:15:42,070	-Which are...? -Do you like working for Kendra?	-Which are...? -Do you like working for Kendra?
401	00:15:42,149	00:15:43,279	What's Kendra like?	What's Kendra like?
402	00:15:43,609	00:15:46,649	What's Kendra's day-to-day itinerary, generally speaking?	What's Kendra's day-to-day itinerary, generally speaking?
403	00:15:46,737	00:15:47,737	I wish I knew.	I wish I knew.
404	00:15:47,821	00:15:51,031	If only I existed in her orbit on a more regular basis,	If only I existed in her orbit on a more regular basis,
405	00:15:51,116	00:15:55,576	but sadly, she is busier than a fruit fly swimming in ambrosia.	but sadly, she is busier than a fruit fly swimming in ambrosia.
406	00:15:56,413	00:16:01,633	That... must be difficult for you.	That... must be difficult for you.
407	00:16:02,670	00:16:04,460	Unfair, really.	Unfair, really.
408	00:16:04,546	00:16:06,506	Yeah, you are so brilliant at sales.	Yeah, you are so brilliant at sales.
409	00:16:06,590	00:16:08,590	It must be really hard having Kendra trap you	It must be really hard having Kendra trap you
410	00:16:08,676	00:16:10,086	in such a lower level position.	in such a lower level position.
411	00:16:10,177	00:16:15,267	Oh. No. No. She is such a wonderful mentor.	Oh. No. No. She is such a wonderful mentor.
412	00:16:15,349	00:16:16,479	So giving.	So giving.
413	00:16:16,558	00:16:19,098	I'm on the phone with her all day long,	I'm on the phone with her all day long,
414	00:16:19,186	00:16:20,806	filling orders, strategizing.	filling orders, strategizing.
415	00:16:20,896	00:16:21,936	We're a team.	We're a team.
416	00:16:23,232	00:16:27,902	You know, sometimes when a person is really talented,	You know, sometimes when a person is really talented,
417	00:16:28,445	00:16:30,945	their boss manipulates them.	their boss manipulates them.
418	00:16:31,281	00:16:32,571	When really, they--	When really, they--
419	00:16:32,658	00:16:34,908	Oh, look at that! Kendra's asking me to call her.	Oh, look at that! Kendra's asking me to call her.
420	00:16:34,994	00:16:36,294	Uh, if you'll excuse me.	Uh, if you'll excuse me.
421	00:16:36,370	00:16:38,500	Tell her to come by the house if she's free!	Tell her to come by the house if she's free!
422	00:16:38,580	00:16:40,250	[John] Hello? Kendra?	[John] Hello? Kendra?
423	00:16:40,332	00:16:43,172	Yes, that shipment of bangles just came in	Yes, that shipment of bangles just came in
424	00:16:43,252	00:16:44,632	and they are as sparklin'...	and they are as sparklin'...
425	00:16:44,712	00:16:47,462	Um, can you work on that while I go take care of Miles?	Um, can you work on that while I go take care of Miles?
426	00:16:47,548	00:16:49,468	Make him think that I'm this super chill lady.	Make him think that I'm this super chill lady.
427	00:16:49,550	00:16:51,220	Which I am and not his...	Which I am and not his...
428	00:16:51,593	00:16:54,263	upper crust, white employer.	upper crust, white employer.
429	00:16:56,432	00:16:57,392	Sounds like fun.	Sounds like fun.
430	00:16:57,808	00:17:01,478	Hey! If you're tired, take a load off, have a sandwich.	Hey! If you're tired, take a load off, have a sandwich.
431	00:17:02,271	00:17:03,771	Or don't. Just have fun!	Or don't. Just have fun!
432	00:17:03,897	00:17:05,107	But that's not an order.	But that's not an order.
433	00:17:05,190	00:17:07,230	Like, thank you, but that'd be kind of weird.	Like, thank you, but that'd be kind of weird.
434	00:17:07,943	00:17:08,823	I don't see why.	I don't see why.
435	00:17:09,319	00:17:10,399	But, whatever you want.	But, whatever you want.
436	00:17:10,487	00:17:13,197	Well, if you saw your valet eating a big old sandwich, chiefin',	Well, if you saw your valet eating a big old sandwich, chiefin',
437	00:17:13,490	00:17:14,660	you'd be tight, wouldn't you?	you'd be tight, wouldn't you?
438	00:17:14,742	00:17:16,742	I don't really know what "chiefin'" means, but...	I don't really know what "chiefin'" means, but...
439	00:17:17,619	00:17:20,079	valet is such a weird word. Don't you think?	valet is such a weird word. Don't you think?
440	00:17:20,664	00:17:23,084	It rhymes with "chalet", which is also a weird word,	It rhymes with "chalet", which is also a weird word,
441	00:17:23,500	00:17:25,590	"ballet"...less weird to me, you know?	"ballet"...less weird to me, you know?
442	00:17:26,587	00:17:28,507	No. I don't know what you're saying.	No. I don't know what you're saying.
443	00:17:28,589	00:17:30,969	I'm just saying that it is all good.	I'm just saying that it is all good.
444	00:17:31,258	00:17:33,088	And since I'm here, hey, I got this one.	And since I'm here, hey, I got this one.
445	00:17:33,177	00:17:34,007	You relax.	You relax.
446	00:17:34,386	00:17:35,426	Thank you, Miss Weldon,	Thank you, Miss Weldon,
447	00:17:35,512	00:17:38,102	I bow before you and this beautiful vehicle.	I bow before you and this beautiful vehicle.
448	00:17:38,182	00:17:40,102	-May I take the keys to your castle? -Babe...	-May I take the keys to your castle? -Babe...
449	00:17:40,184	00:17:41,064	let me do my job.	let me do my job.
450	00:17:41,894	00:17:42,854	[cell phone bleeps]	[cell phone bleeps]
451	00:17:43,395	00:17:44,345	Shit.	Shit.
452	00:17:46,690	00:17:47,650	[groans quietly]	[groans quietly]
453	00:17:50,944	00:17:51,784	[sighs]	[sighs]
454	00:17:59,328	00:18:00,538	[groans]	[groans]
455	00:18:00,621	00:18:02,621	Throw a dick on a cactus.	Throw a dick on a cactus.
456	00:18:07,211	00:18:08,461	-Excuse me. -Yeah.	-Excuse me. -Yeah.
457	00:18:08,670	00:18:11,800	Do you have a reason for being parked this lengthy a duration in the neighborhood?	Do you have a reason for being parked this lengthy a duration in the neighborhood?
458	00:18:13,175	00:18:14,255	What, I couldn't live here?	What, I couldn't live here?
459	00:18:14,885	00:18:15,755	Do you live here?	Do you live here?
460	00:18:15,844	00:18:17,304	That's not my point, but, no.	That's not my point, but, no.
461	00:18:17,679	00:18:19,139	Sir, please answer the question.	Sir, please answer the question.
462	00:18:19,223	00:18:20,473	Uh... [clears throat]	Uh... [clears throat]
463	00:18:21,767	00:18:23,187	I'm kind of undercover here.	I'm kind of undercover here.
464	00:18:23,727	00:18:25,647	I'm... working and--	I'm... working and--
465	00:18:25,729	00:18:27,899	Wait, wait, wait. You're an undercover cop?	Wait, wait, wait. You're an undercover cop?
466	00:18:28,649	00:18:29,899	I'm trying not to blow my cover.	I'm trying not to blow my cover.
467	00:18:30,317	00:18:32,857	-Oh, man. Of course. -Yeah. Yeah.	-Oh, man. Of course. -Yeah. Yeah.
468	00:18:32,945	00:18:34,395	-Great. -I-- I--	-Great. -I-- I--
469	00:18:34,488	00:18:36,238	I'll be your backup. I don't mind.	I'll be your backup. I don't mind.
470	00:18:36,615	00:18:38,195	Us brothers in law enforcement,	Us brothers in law enforcement,
471	00:18:38,575	00:18:40,035	we need to look out for each other.	we need to look out for each other.
472	00:18:40,119	00:18:40,989	Well...	Well...
473	00:18:41,078	00:18:42,158	I'll tell you what...	I'll tell you what...
474	00:18:42,246	00:18:43,786	-That car right over there... -Mm.	-That car right over there... -Mm.
475	00:18:43,872	00:18:44,752	...I'll be in it.	...I'll be in it.
476	00:18:44,832	00:18:45,672	Okay.	Okay.
477	00:18:47,459	00:18:49,709	Yep. I see you. You see it.	Yep. I see you. You see it.
478	00:18:49,878	00:18:51,298	Thank you, Barney Fife.	Thank you, Barney Fife.
479	00:18:53,090	00:18:54,130	[car door closes]	[car door closes]
480	00:18:54,216	00:18:55,256	[chattering]	[chattering]
481	00:18:55,342	00:18:56,972	Excuse me, Mrs. Creswell,	Excuse me, Mrs. Creswell,
482	00:18:57,344	00:18:59,054	-you dropped this. -Oh, thank you, hon.	-you dropped this. -Oh, thank you, hon.
483	00:18:59,680	00:19:01,010	You're always so polite.	You're always so polite.
484	00:19:01,098	00:19:03,348	I can't help it, I was taught to respect my elders.	I can't help it, I was taught to respect my elders.
485	00:19:03,433	00:19:06,273	Okay, now, that was disrespectful, calling me an elder.	Okay, now, that was disrespectful, calling me an elder.
486	00:19:06,770	00:19:08,730	-I'm sorry. -[chuckles] That's okay.	-I'm sorry. -[chuckles] That's okay.
487	00:19:10,691	00:19:11,981	You got a good one, here.	You got a good one, here.
488	00:19:12,693	00:19:13,573	Oh.	Oh.
489	00:19:15,237	00:19:16,607	Yeah, yeah, I know.	Yeah, yeah, I know.
490	00:19:16,697	00:19:17,737	No, I mean it.	No, I mean it.
491	00:19:18,740	00:19:20,490	So what if she screwed up a little?	So what if she screwed up a little?
492	00:19:21,118	00:19:22,198	I mean, we all do.	I mean, we all do.
493	00:19:25,038	00:19:27,038	[chatter on police radio]	[chatter on police radio]
494	00:19:29,126	00:19:30,206	Yep, here we go.	Yep, here we go.
495	00:19:33,130	00:19:34,550	-Sir? -Yes?	-Sir? -Yes?
496	00:19:34,631	00:19:35,761	What's your business here?	What's your business here?
497	00:19:35,841	00:19:37,341	Hey, fellas, no need to worry.	Hey, fellas, no need to worry.
498	00:19:37,426	00:19:38,636	He is one of us us.	He is one of us us.
499	00:19:39,469	00:19:40,299	Us?	Us?
500	00:19:41,138	00:19:42,058	Law enforcement.	Law enforcement.
501	00:19:42,472	00:19:43,312	He's a cop!	He's a cop!
502	00:19:43,765	00:19:44,765	Is that right?	Is that right?
503	00:19:45,726	00:19:47,186	Yeah, well, show us your badge.	Yeah, well, show us your badge.
504	00:19:47,269	00:19:49,689	-Uh, well... -Are you a cop or not?	-Uh, well... -Are you a cop or not?
505	00:19:49,771	00:19:51,901	He straight up told me he was a cop. See his binoculars?	He straight up told me he was a cop. See his binoculars?
506	00:19:51,982	00:19:53,982	[chuckles] You said I was a cop.	[chuckles] You said I was a cop.
507	00:19:54,067	00:19:55,237	And you agreed with me.	And you agreed with me.
508	00:19:55,319	00:19:56,279	Mm.	Mm.
509	00:19:57,154	00:19:58,914	I'm a bail enforcement officer.	I'm a bail enforcement officer.
510	00:19:58,989	00:20:01,449	-Ah, a bounty hunter. -Yeah, waiting on a skip.	-Ah, a bounty hunter. -Yeah, waiting on a skip.
511	00:20:01,533	00:20:03,123	And my lead is in the area.	And my lead is in the area.
512	00:20:03,202	00:20:04,242	Where's your skip?	Where's your skip?
513	00:20:04,328	00:20:05,998	Wait, your skip or your bounty?	Wait, your skip or your bounty?
514	00:20:06,079	00:20:07,579	It's the same damn thing, idiot.	It's the same damn thing, idiot.
515	00:20:07,998	00:20:11,788	Oh, boy. Your story's really coming unraveled, huh?	Oh, boy. Your story's really coming unraveled, huh?
516	00:20:12,878	00:20:15,958	I'm gonna need to see the paperwork you have on your skip, sir.	I'm gonna need to see the paperwork you have on your skip, sir.
517	00:20:16,757	00:20:20,677	Well, I'm not legally obligated to share that information with you.	Well, I'm not legally obligated to share that information with you.
518	00:20:23,597	00:20:24,847	But, you know what?	But, you know what?
519	00:20:26,266	00:20:28,976	I'm feeling super duper nice today.	I'm feeling super duper nice today.
520	00:20:36,818	00:20:38,528	This was great, Debbie.	This was great, Debbie.
521	00:20:38,612	00:20:39,452	Oh, thank you.	Oh, thank you.
522	00:20:40,405	00:20:43,445	Come on, are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room?	Come on, are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room?
523	00:20:43,533	00:20:44,373	Charlotte...	Charlotte...
524	00:20:44,910	00:20:47,870	What? You can't just put on the perfect little party	What? You can't just put on the perfect little party
525	00:20:48,413	00:20:50,123	and pretend like nothing's wrong.	and pretend like nothing's wrong.
526	00:20:51,083	00:20:53,293	Crab puffs and cobbler don't make us forget.	Crab puffs and cobbler don't make us forget.
527	00:20:53,919	00:20:55,379	Wow, Charlotte.	Wow, Charlotte.
528	00:20:56,088	00:20:57,508	Okay, that's enough.	Okay, that's enough.
529	00:20:58,090	00:21:01,090	Listen, Sterling is a wonderful daughter.	Listen, Sterling is a wonderful daughter.
530	00:21:01,969	00:21:03,349	She is a loving sister.	She is a loving sister.
531	00:21:03,845	00:21:06,805	She's an excellent student. I mean, the list goes on and on.	She's an excellent student. I mean, the list goes on and on.
532	00:21:07,182	00:21:09,982	Yes, she drank alcohol... one time,	Yes, she drank alcohol... one time,
533	00:21:10,060	00:21:12,060	but is that how you're gonna sum her up?	but is that how you're gonna sum her up?
534	00:21:12,145	00:21:13,645	Really? You of all people,	Really? You of all people,
535	00:21:13,730	00:21:15,820	whose insides could pickle a farmer's market?	whose insides could pickle a farmer's market?
536	00:21:18,485	00:21:20,395	Mm. That's not the elephant I was talking about.	Mm. That's not the elephant I was talking about.
537	00:21:20,988	00:21:23,198	I was talking about Sterling having sex with Luke.	I was talking about Sterling having sex with Luke.
538	00:21:28,745	00:21:29,705	My Luke?	My Luke?
539	00:21:32,874	00:21:35,844	Sterling had sex with my sweet Luke?	Sterling had sex with my sweet Luke?
540	00:21:51,018	00:21:52,228	[clears throat] Ladies...	[clears throat] Ladies...
541	00:21:53,812	00:21:56,022	I know all about Sterling and we are dealing with it.	I know all about Sterling and we are dealing with it.
542	00:21:58,775	00:22:00,065	It's been a long day.	It's been a long day.
543	00:22:00,152	00:22:03,412	I think it's time that you take your cobbler to go.	I think it's time that you take your cobbler to go.
544	00:22:06,783	00:22:08,163	I would recommend an Uber.	I would recommend an Uber.
545	00:22:17,169	00:22:18,089	Sterling...	Sterling...
546	00:22:20,464	00:22:22,804	I am so disappointed to hear this.	I am so disappointed to hear this.
547	00:22:23,508	00:22:25,008	-Lynn! -What?	-Lynn! -What?
548	00:22:25,927	00:22:27,547	You know it takes two to tango.	You know it takes two to tango.
549	00:22:28,096	00:22:29,176	I'll call you later.	I'll call you later.
550	00:22:37,606	00:22:38,606	[door shuts]	[door shuts]
551	00:22:52,454	00:22:54,084	Mama, I want to explain.	Mama, I want to explain.
552	00:22:54,164	00:22:56,214	Sterling, please give me a moment alone.	Sterling, please give me a moment alone.
553	00:23:05,759	00:23:07,679	Looks to me like this dude	Looks to me like this dude
554	00:23:07,761	00:23:09,931	is pretending he's on the force out of nostalgia.	is pretending he's on the force out of nostalgia.
555	00:23:11,139	00:23:12,429	What is that supposed to mean?	What is that supposed to mean?
556	00:23:12,516	00:23:16,896	You are looking at the man who shot Officer Atticus.	You are looking at the man who shot Officer Atticus.
557	00:23:17,938	00:23:18,858	Down in Florida?	Down in Florida?
558	00:23:20,190	00:23:22,150	Ho-ly shit.	Ho-ly shit.
559	00:23:22,818	00:23:24,148	[security guard] Hey, who's that?	[security guard] Hey, who's that?
560	00:23:24,236	00:23:25,776	I want to know what we're talking about.	I want to know what we're talking about.
561	00:23:30,033	00:23:30,873	[groans]	[groans]
562	00:23:31,701	00:23:32,541	Hi!	Hi!
563	00:23:33,078	00:23:36,458	I would love for you to bring my car around.	I would love for you to bring my car around.
564	00:23:36,540	00:23:38,000	You actually can't leave now,	You actually can't leave now,
565	00:23:38,083	00:23:39,793	our valet's on break, so...	our valet's on break, so...
566	00:23:39,876	00:23:41,876	-Union rules. -No, I can do it.	-Union rules. -No, I can do it.
567	00:23:41,962	00:23:43,172	-Sir, if you just-- -No, he can't!	-Sir, if you just-- -No, he can't!
568	00:23:43,255	00:23:44,455	Sorry, just one second.	Sorry, just one second.
569	00:23:45,757	00:23:47,547	Couldn't you use a bathroom break?	Couldn't you use a bathroom break?
570	00:23:47,968	00:23:50,598	And they're putting away that spinach dip, it's to die for!	And they're putting away that spinach dip, it's to die for!
571	00:23:50,679	00:23:52,309	-Blair, what-- -You've gotta have some before you go.	-Blair, what-- -You've gotta have some before you go.
572	00:23:52,389	00:23:55,479	Please, have some for me. Thank you. Make me a plate and wait for me.	Please, have some for me. Thank you. Make me a plate and wait for me.
573	00:23:55,559	00:23:56,389	Thank you.	Thank you.
574	00:23:57,561	00:24:00,811	So, unfortunately, our valet lost your car.	So, unfortunately, our valet lost your car.
575	00:24:00,897	00:24:04,647	-Well, it's a pink Cadillac... -Uh-huh.	-Well, it's a pink Cadillac... -Uh-huh.
576	00:24:04,734	00:24:06,654	...license plate, "blessed",	...license plate, "blessed",
577	00:24:06,820	00:24:09,870	B-L-three-S-S-three-D.	B-L-three-S-S-three-D.
578	00:24:09,948	00:24:12,778	Yeah, he's colorblind.	Yeah, he's colorblind.
579	00:24:13,285	00:24:15,535	And a little bit dyslexic, but that's between you and me.	And a little bit dyslexic, but that's between you and me.
580	00:24:15,954	00:24:19,124	I'll just walk around the neighborhood myself and find it.	I'll just walk around the neighborhood myself and find it.
581	00:24:19,207	00:24:20,127	Can't be that far.	Can't be that far.
582	00:24:20,208	00:24:22,878	Oh, I can't let you do that. I'll drive you to your car.	Oh, I can't let you do that. I'll drive you to your car.
583	00:24:22,961	00:24:24,671	-[John] Oh, well... -[Blair] So...	-[John] Oh, well... -[Blair] So...
584	00:24:25,213	00:24:28,383	We've been down this street already. Three times.	We've been down this street already. Three times.
585	00:24:28,633	00:24:30,593	-Have we? -Isn't there some sort of system	-Have we? -Isn't there some sort of system
586	00:24:30,677	00:24:32,297	for keeping track of where the cars are parked?	for keeping track of where the cars are parked?
587	00:24:32,387	00:24:35,517	-I really wouldn't know, I'm not a valet. -[rock music plays]	-I really wouldn't know, I'm not a valet. -[rock music plays]
588	00:24:35,599	00:24:37,849	If someone doesn't find my car soon,	If someone doesn't find my car soon,
589	00:24:38,393	00:24:40,273	I'm calling the police.	I'm calling the police.
590	00:24:40,353	00:24:41,863	[brakes screech]	[brakes screech]
591	00:24:42,439	00:24:44,979	-Well, wouldn't that be the tits? -What the hell are you doing?	-Well, wouldn't that be the tits? -What the hell are you doing?
592	00:24:45,066	00:24:47,566	I'm a real official bounty hunter!	I'm a real official bounty hunter!
593	00:24:47,652	00:24:49,492	And I know about the scam that Kendra's running,	And I know about the scam that Kendra's running,
594	00:24:49,613	00:24:51,823	like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny".	like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny".
595	00:24:51,907	00:24:53,907	You're covering for a con artist! Give her up already!	You're covering for a con artist! Give her up already!
596	00:24:53,992	00:24:55,872	I don't know who you're talking about!	I don't know who you're talking about!
597	00:24:55,952	00:24:59,292	Really? Kendra Saint John, aka Candy Brunswick,	Really? Kendra Saint John, aka Candy Brunswick,
598	00:24:59,372	00:25:01,922	aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp!	aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp!
599	00:25:02,000	00:25:02,880	Stop it!	Stop it!
600	00:25:02,959	00:25:04,879	-Just tell me where she is. -I don't know!	-Just tell me where she is. -I don't know!
601	00:25:04,961	00:25:06,711	Yes, you-- Hey!	Yes, you-- Hey!
602	00:25:09,591	00:25:10,551	Come back here!	Come back here!
603	00:25:16,181	00:25:17,021	[John] There she is.	[John] There she is.
604	00:25:26,274	00:25:27,404	Shit! She has my keys!	Shit! She has my keys!
605	00:25:28,652	00:25:29,902	[both scream]	[both scream]
606	00:25:29,986	00:25:31,446	[tires screech]	[tires screech]
607	00:25:32,447	00:25:33,527	Hey!	Hey!
608	00:25:36,159	00:25:37,869	Get away from me, you crazy bitch!	Get away from me, you crazy bitch!
609	00:25:37,953	00:25:39,373	Watch your language! I'm a lady!	Watch your language! I'm a lady!
610	00:25:40,413	00:25:41,333	[gasps]	[gasps]
611	00:25:43,291	00:25:45,291	[grunts]	[grunts]
612	00:25:45,377	00:25:46,957	Ah! Stop it!	Ah! Stop it!
613	00:25:47,629	00:25:48,799	-Get off of me! -You're hurting me!	-Get off of me! -You're hurting me!
614	00:25:48,880	00:25:49,710	You're hurting me!	You're hurting me!
615	00:25:49,798	00:25:51,128	[grunting] Ow!	[grunting] Ow!
616	00:25:51,675	00:25:52,755	[groans]	[groans]
617	00:25:52,842	00:25:55,182	-[breathing fast] Sorry! -You should be!	-[breathing fast] Sorry! -You should be!
618	00:25:55,262	00:25:56,642	Tell me where she is!	Tell me where she is!
619	00:25:57,514	00:25:58,474	[sighs]	[sighs]
620	00:25:59,933	00:26:00,983	Fine.	Fine.
621	00:26:01,685	00:26:02,515	Shit!	Shit!
622	00:26:04,020	00:26:05,190	I'm Kendra Saint John.	I'm Kendra Saint John.
623	00:26:07,107	00:26:08,777	Is that, like, how you identify,	Is that, like, how you identify,
624	00:26:08,858	00:26:11,068	or is this, like, a case of multiple personalities?	or is this, like, a case of multiple personalities?
625	00:26:11,152	00:26:11,992	No!	No!
626	00:26:12,070	00:26:14,490	She bailed... and I took over.	She bailed... and I took over.
627	00:26:15,323	00:26:16,703	No idea where she is.	No idea where she is.
628	00:26:16,783	00:26:17,953	-A confession! -Ow!	-A confession! -Ow!
629	00:26:18,451	00:26:19,621	Now I can bring you in.	Now I can bring you in.
630	00:26:20,704	00:26:23,374	Except, you're not technically the bail skip.	Except, you're not technically the bail skip.
631	00:26:23,832	00:26:24,672	Shit!	Shit!
632	00:26:25,792	00:26:26,962	Uh...	Uh...
633	00:26:27,043	00:26:28,593	-I'm gonna go. [groans] -No!	-I'm gonna go. [groans] -No!
634	00:26:28,670	00:26:30,510	Not until you promise to refund	Not until you promise to refund
635	00:26:30,589	00:26:32,719	all the credit card transactions that happened today.	all the credit card transactions that happened today.
636	00:26:32,799	00:26:34,799	And you tell me every single shred of information	And you tell me every single shred of information
637	00:26:34,884	00:26:36,554	you have on Kendra Saint John.	you have on Kendra Saint John.
638	00:26:37,304	00:26:38,474	-Got it? -[grunts]	-Got it? -[grunts]
639	00:26:38,555	00:26:39,425	I'm waiting.	I'm waiting.
640	00:26:40,599	00:26:43,269	Um, so, yeah. That guy was pounding back champagne	Um, so, yeah. That guy was pounding back champagne
641	00:26:43,351	00:26:45,271	and I-- I couldn't let him drive,	and I-- I couldn't let him drive,
642	00:26:45,353	00:26:46,903	but I didn't want to say anything	but I didn't want to say anything
643	00:26:46,980	00:26:48,940	and, like, bruise his fragile male ego.	and, like, bruise his fragile male ego.
644	00:26:49,024	00:26:52,244	So I, you know, just drove him around while he sobered up.	So I, you know, just drove him around while he sobered up.
645	00:26:52,319	00:26:55,109	Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard	Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard
646	00:26:55,196	00:26:56,316	and then a dog ate it!	and then a dog ate it!
647	00:26:56,698	00:26:58,488	Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up.	Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up.
648	00:26:58,575	00:27:00,575	[soft rock music playing]	[soft rock music playing]
649	00:27:01,494	00:27:02,454	So...	So...
650	00:27:04,205	00:27:05,535	what the hell is going on?	what the hell is going on?
651	00:27:05,624	00:27:06,924	-What? -Well,	-What? -Well,
652	00:27:07,000	00:27:08,880	first, you acted weird when I showed up.	first, you acted weird when I showed up.
653	00:27:08,960	00:27:10,130	You weren't even, like, happy.	You weren't even, like, happy.
654	00:27:10,211	00:27:11,961	Then you tried to do my job.	Then you tried to do my job.
655	00:27:13,381	00:27:14,721	Then you went off with that dude!	Then you went off with that dude!
656	00:27:15,383	00:27:16,433	What's going on?	What's going on?
657	00:27:16,509	00:27:17,389	You started it!	You started it!
658	00:27:18,219	00:27:20,509	You can't show up unannounced on a girl like that.	You can't show up unannounced on a girl like that.
659	00:27:20,597	00:27:21,467	Like, ever.	Like, ever.
660	00:27:24,184	00:27:25,024	Okay?	Okay?
661	00:27:27,020	00:27:28,480	Okay. All right, fine.	Okay. All right, fine.
662	00:27:29,606	00:27:30,566	Um...	Um...
663	00:27:30,649	00:27:32,479	Maybe it wasn't the best surprise?	Maybe it wasn't the best surprise?
664	00:27:34,486	00:27:35,446	I'll check next time.	I'll check next time.
665	00:27:37,947	00:27:38,777	Okay.	Okay.
666	00:27:40,200	00:27:41,030	Thank you.	Thank you.
667	00:27:41,117	00:27:41,947	Yeah.	Yeah.
668	00:27:45,455	00:27:48,035	You-- You told me that you liked me because I'm down to earth.	You-- You told me that you liked me because I'm down to earth.
669	00:27:48,124	00:27:52,134	And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house	And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house
670	00:27:52,212	00:27:53,712	for my mom's Richie Rich party.	for my mom's Richie Rich party.
671	00:27:54,631	00:27:56,261	I felt embarrassed, like...	I felt embarrassed, like...
672	00:27:57,300	00:27:58,720	like you wouldn't like me anymore,	like you wouldn't like me anymore,
673	00:27:58,802	00:28:00,512	or think I was cool, or whatever.	or think I was cool, or whatever.
674	00:28:01,721	00:28:02,641	For real?	For real?
675	00:28:02,972	00:28:04,022	Yeah, for real.	Yeah, for real.
676	00:28:04,766	00:28:06,386	I was hoping the first time you came to my house	I was hoping the first time you came to my house
677	00:28:06,476	00:28:09,096	would be, like, as my boyfriend and, like, totally normal.	would be, like, as my boyfriend and, like, totally normal.
678	00:28:11,314	00:28:13,024	Your boyfriend. huh?	Your boyfriend. huh?
679	00:28:14,275	00:28:15,185	Maybe?	Maybe?
680	00:28:17,362	00:28:19,322	Okay, I say we turned this day around.	Okay, I say we turned this day around.
681	00:28:20,490	00:28:22,280	Oh, this is my driveway.	Oh, this is my driveway.
682	00:28:22,367	00:28:23,827	Uh, the next one on the right.	Uh, the next one on the right.
683	00:28:23,910	00:28:24,790	-Okay. -Yeah.	-Okay. -Yeah.
684	00:28:33,294	00:28:34,674	All right. Peace.	All right. Peace.
685	00:28:34,754	00:28:36,304	-Uh, dude. -What?	-Uh, dude. -What?
686	00:28:37,257	00:28:38,217	You're rich!	You're rich!
687	00:28:39,134	00:28:40,894	You said that your mom worked two jobs.	You said that your mom worked two jobs.
688	00:28:41,010	00:28:42,850	Well, she's a lawyer and a state senator.	Well, she's a lawyer and a state senator.
689	00:28:45,265	00:28:46,425	Oh, yeah.	Oh, yeah.
690	00:28:48,184	00:28:49,194	And your dad?	And your dad?
691	00:28:49,436	00:28:50,396	Owns a bank.	Owns a bank.
692	00:28:50,854	00:28:52,234	But, um, listen,	But, um, listen,
693	00:28:52,313	00:28:54,073	I gotta go inside and get some shut-eye	I gotta go inside and get some shut-eye
694	00:28:54,274	00:28:56,404	so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend.	so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend.
695	00:28:59,028	00:29:00,988	Well, your girlfriend's standing by.	Well, your girlfriend's standing by.
696	00:29:09,247	00:29:10,417	[knocking]	[knocking]
697	00:29:10,498	00:29:11,458	[Debbie] May I come in?	[Debbie] May I come in?
698	00:29:12,834	00:29:14,714	-Yes, ma'am. -[door opens]	-Yes, ma'am. -[door opens]
699	00:29:19,924	00:29:21,434	Are you disappointed in me?	Are you disappointed in me?
700	00:29:21,801	00:29:22,761	Oh, honey.	Oh, honey.
701	00:29:28,349	00:29:29,559	I don't know how I feel.	I don't know how I feel.
702	00:29:32,020	00:29:32,850	[exhales deeply]	[exhales deeply]
703	00:29:32,937	00:29:33,767	I just...	I just...
704	00:29:34,814	00:29:37,484	I don't understand how something that feels so good	I don't understand how something that feels so good
705	00:29:37,567	00:29:38,857	could be wrong, you know?	could be wrong, you know?
706	00:29:38,943	00:29:40,823	The Bible says so many different things	The Bible says so many different things
707	00:29:40,904	00:29:43,074	and I really thought that if you love somebody,	and I really thought that if you love somebody,
708	00:29:43,198	00:29:44,868	then it would be okay to do it, you know?	then it would be okay to do it, you know?
709	00:29:44,949	00:29:47,239	[sobs] I just feel so stupid, and...	[sobs] I just feel so stupid, and...
710	00:29:48,536	00:29:50,706	And Blair said that his penis was just right for me	And Blair said that his penis was just right for me
711	00:29:50,789	00:29:52,869	-because we're in love, and-- -Okay. Yeah, thank you.	-because we're in love, and-- -Okay. Yeah, thank you.
712	00:29:52,957	00:29:53,917	Okay. Okay. Thank you.	Okay. Okay. Thank you.
713	00:29:54,751	00:29:56,631	Oh, honey. [exhales deeply]	Oh, honey. [exhales deeply]
714	00:30:09,098	00:30:10,268	Were you ever gonna tell me...	Were you ever gonna tell me...
715	00:30:10,809	00:30:12,479	that you're... you know...	that you're... you know...
716	00:30:13,228	00:30:15,808	active... activated... [stammering]	active... activated... [stammering]
717	00:30:15,897	00:30:18,107	That you have... sex.	That you have... sex.
718	00:30:18,191	00:30:19,031	[clears throat]	[clears throat]
719	00:30:19,108	00:30:20,438	No, probably never.	No, probably never.
720	00:30:22,737	00:30:23,567	Oh.	Oh.
721	00:30:24,405	00:30:25,485	That breaks my heart.	That breaks my heart.
722	00:30:27,534	00:30:28,744	You could have told me.	You could have told me.
723	00:30:30,245	00:30:31,075	Really?	Really?
724	00:30:31,996	00:30:32,826	Oh, honey.	Oh, honey.
725	00:30:35,792	00:30:37,042	You are my whole world.	You are my whole world.
726	00:30:39,504	00:30:41,094	I know I can be hard on y'all.	I know I can be hard on y'all.
727	00:30:42,257	00:30:44,127	It's not to make you fear me.	It's not to make you fear me.
728	00:30:45,677	00:30:47,387	It's to make you stronger women.	It's to make you stronger women.
729	00:30:48,555	00:30:50,555	[exhales deeply] Lord knows I've sinned.	[exhales deeply] Lord knows I've sinned.
730	00:30:51,057	00:30:53,727	Yeah, but... not like this.	Yeah, but... not like this.
731	00:30:55,728	00:30:57,358	Actually, exactly like this.	Actually, exactly like this.
732	00:30:59,357	00:31:02,277	[breathes deeply]	[breathes deeply]
733	00:31:02,360	00:31:03,820	Before I married your daddy.	Before I married your daddy.
734	00:31:08,032	00:31:10,952	A different time in my life when things weren't so perfect.	A different time in my life when things weren't so perfect.
735	00:31:13,913	00:31:14,833	Wow.	Wow.
736	00:31:17,625	00:31:20,545	But God still loves me, and He forgives me...	But God still loves me, and He forgives me...
737	00:31:21,880	00:31:23,670	for all my many mistakes.	for all my many mistakes.
738	00:31:26,926	00:31:28,846	Just like I know He forgives you.	Just like I know He forgives you.
739	00:31:31,097	00:31:33,017	[sighs] Is it okay...	[sighs] Is it okay...
740	00:31:36,019	00:31:38,059	Is it okay that I don't regret it?	Is it okay that I don't regret it?
741	00:31:40,398	00:31:43,478	Oh, I don't know, honey. I don't have all the answers,	Oh, I don't know, honey. I don't have all the answers,
742	00:31:43,568	00:31:44,568	but I do know...	but I do know...
743	00:31:46,863	00:31:50,583	that life and the Lord put us through challenges.	that life and the Lord put us through challenges.
744	00:31:52,410	00:31:55,910	And through those things, we learn lessons we can't even imagine learning on our own.	And through those things, we learn lessons we can't even imagine learning on our own.
745	00:31:56,956	00:32:01,496	Shoot, I thought the man I was with before your father was the one.	Shoot, I thought the man I was with before your father was the one.
746	00:32:03,880	00:32:06,590	How did you find out that he wasn't?	How did you find out that he wasn't?
747	00:32:11,304	00:32:14,024	You know how you can have a favorite dress	You know how you can have a favorite dress
748	00:32:14,349	00:32:16,229	you've been wearing for years, and...	you've been wearing for years, and...
749	00:32:16,809	00:32:18,979	all of a sudden, one day you look in the mirror, and...	all of a sudden, one day you look in the mirror, and...
750	00:32:19,854	00:32:21,904	for some reason it just doesn't suit you anymore?	for some reason it just doesn't suit you anymore?
751	00:32:24,609	00:32:26,529	You don't know why. It just doesn't look the same.	You don't know why. It just doesn't look the same.
752	00:32:27,987	00:32:29,157	Same goes for people.	Same goes for people.
753	00:32:31,449	00:32:32,909	Not everyone can go with you.	Not everyone can go with you.
754	00:32:34,243	00:32:35,453	It's nobody's fault.	It's nobody's fault.
755	00:32:36,704	00:32:37,914	It just happens, honey.	It just happens, honey.
756	00:32:39,916	00:32:42,246	Yeah, but Luke and I are meant to be.	Yeah, but Luke and I are meant to be.
757	00:32:46,381	00:32:47,301	That may be true.	That may be true.
758	00:32:48,091	00:32:49,011	[chuckles]	[chuckles]
759	00:32:57,433	00:32:59,443	Were y'all at least... safe?	Were y'all at least... safe?
760	00:32:59,519	00:33:01,309	Yeah, like, we used condoms.	Yeah, like, we used condoms.
761	00:33:01,396	00:33:02,266	Oh, good!	Oh, good!
762	00:33:02,689	00:33:03,859	Thank goodness.	Thank goodness.
763	00:33:04,482	00:33:05,402	That's good.	That's good.
764	00:33:05,692	00:33:07,152	Or bad. Who knows?	Or bad. Who knows?
765	00:33:08,569	00:33:09,569	[sighs]	[sighs]
766	00:33:11,114	00:33:12,034	Sterling, honey...	Sterling, honey...
767	00:33:15,326	00:33:17,536	-I love you. -I love you, too.	-I love you. -I love you, too.
768	00:33:18,246	00:33:19,076	Thank you.	Thank you.
769	00:33:19,163	00:33:20,043	Of course.	Of course.
770	00:33:24,293	00:33:25,593	-[exhales deeply] -Oh.	-[exhales deeply] -Oh.
771	00:33:25,670	00:33:27,800	Sweetheart, I spoke to Lynn Creswell.	Sweetheart, I spoke to Lynn Creswell.
772	00:33:29,132	00:33:31,722	She and I have decided that you and Luke	She and I have decided that you and Luke
773	00:33:31,801	00:33:33,301	need to press pause for now.	need to press pause for now.
774	00:33:34,178	00:33:35,808	Really think about your choices.	Really think about your choices.
775	00:33:41,561	00:33:42,601	[door shuts]	[door shuts]
776	00:33:43,354	00:33:44,984	[Luke] So what, we have to, like, break up?	[Luke] So what, we have to, like, break up?
777	00:33:45,064	00:33:45,944	I don't know.	I don't know.
778	00:33:46,441	00:33:47,281	I feel numb.	I feel numb.
779	00:33:48,317	00:33:49,397	I think I'm having a heart attack.	I think I'm having a heart attack.
780	00:33:49,485	00:33:51,565	Are you sure your foot's not asleep again?	Are you sure your foot's not asleep again?
781	00:33:52,363	00:33:53,613	Oh, my gosh, it is.	Oh, my gosh, it is.
782	00:33:54,365	00:33:55,485	What am I gonna do without you?	What am I gonna do without you?
783	00:33:55,575	00:33:57,285	You guys are gonna be fine.	You guys are gonna be fine.
784	00:33:57,368	00:33:59,448	Yeah. Did you hear that, baby?	Yeah. Did you hear that, baby?
785	00:34:00,121	00:34:03,211	We're gonna be okay. We'll see each other at school,	We're gonna be okay. We'll see each other at school,
786	00:34:03,291	00:34:05,591	we'll tell our parents that were thinking about our choices.	we'll tell our parents that were thinking about our choices.
787	00:34:05,835	00:34:06,785	We'll figure it out.	We'll figure it out.
788	00:34:06,878	00:34:08,838	I know. We're gonna get through it.	I know. We're gonna get through it.
789	00:34:09,297	00:34:10,717	It can't be that bad, right?	It can't be that bad, right?
790	00:34:11,382	00:34:13,512	Oh, um, I wrote you a song.	Oh, um, I wrote you a song.
791	00:34:13,593	00:34:16,933	[chuckles] I hope it's just one tenth as beautiful as you are	[chuckles] I hope it's just one tenth as beautiful as you are
792	00:34:17,013	00:34:18,063	and I'll be happy.	and I'll be happy.
793	00:34:20,058	00:34:21,428	[strums guitar] Here it goes...	[strums guitar] Here it goes...
794	00:34:22,435	00:34:26,225	♪ S-- Sterling, oh... ♪	♪ S-- Sterling, oh... ♪
795	00:34:26,314	00:34:27,734	Oh, wait, hold on. Uh...	Oh, wait, hold on. Uh...
796	00:34:28,608	00:34:34,238	♪ Your eyes are as beautiful As the ocean ♪	♪ Your eyes are as beautiful As the ocean ♪
797	00:34:34,697	00:34:37,577	♪ Oh, I wanna feel your motion ♪	♪ Oh, I wanna feel your motion ♪
798	00:34:37,658	00:34:40,158	[Lynn] Luke Aaron Creswell!	[Lynn] Luke Aaron Creswell!
799	00:34:40,953	00:34:42,543	[gasping] Here comes the hammer.	[gasping] Here comes the hammer.
800	00:34:42,622	00:34:44,122	[sniffs] Uh...	[sniffs] Uh...
801	00:34:44,207	00:34:45,287	I'll see you in heaven.	I'll see you in heaven.
802	00:34:45,416	00:34:46,876	-I love you. -[disconnect tone]	-I love you. -[disconnect tone]
803	00:34:49,337	00:34:50,167	[sighs]	[sighs]
804	00:34:50,254	00:34:51,094	Sterl...	Sterl...
805	00:34:53,257	00:34:55,797	just take a little space, like Mom said.	just take a little space, like Mom said.
806	00:34:56,385	00:34:58,635	And y'all can hang out at school all you want.	And y'all can hang out at school all you want.
807	00:34:58,721	00:34:59,811	You're right.	You're right.
808	00:34:59,889	00:35:02,429	She can't, like, stop me from loving him.	She can't, like, stop me from loving him.
809	00:35:02,517	00:35:03,347	Exactly.	Exactly.
810	00:35:04,143	00:35:05,943	And maybe in your time apart,	And maybe in your time apart,
811	00:35:06,229	00:35:07,769	he'll get to finishing that song.	he'll get to finishing that song.
812	00:35:07,855	00:35:08,685	Yeah.	Yeah.
813	00:35:11,651	00:35:14,151	-Any word from Bowser? -No, still nothing.	-Any word from Bowser? -No, still nothing.
814	00:35:14,987	00:35:16,407	It's been hours, Sterl.	It's been hours, Sterl.
815	00:35:16,989	00:35:19,159	Something's not right. I'm worried.	Something's not right. I'm worried.
816	00:35:19,242	00:35:20,122	Me, too.	Me, too.
817	00:35:25,873	00:35:26,873	Top five...	Top five...
818	00:35:27,959	00:35:30,089	saddest things you've ever heard of.	saddest things you've ever heard of.
819	00:35:30,169	00:35:31,049	[clicks teeth]	[clicks teeth]
820	00:35:31,629	00:35:32,549	[sighs]	[sighs]
821	00:35:35,007	00:35:36,757	Those dogs with only three legs,	Those dogs with only three legs,
822	00:35:36,843	00:35:39,183	so they just walk around with only three legs,	so they just walk around with only three legs,
823	00:35:39,262	00:35:40,352	and they don't speak English,	and they don't speak English,
824	00:35:40,429	00:35:43,099	so no one can ever tell them what they're missing out on.	so no one can ever tell them what they're missing out on.
825	00:35:43,182	00:35:44,102	[sighs]	[sighs]
826	00:35:44,183	00:35:45,773	That's a really good one.	That's a really good one.
827	00:35:45,852	00:35:46,772	Thanks.	Thanks.
828	00:35:47,562	00:35:48,692	Hmm.	Hmm.
829	00:35:48,771	00:35:49,811	How about...	How about...
830	00:35:51,232	00:35:53,152	the day after Christmas.	the day after Christmas.
831	00:35:53,234	00:35:54,244	Global warming.	Global warming.
832	00:35:55,153	00:35:56,033	Yeah.	Yeah.
833	00:35:58,906	00:36:00,446	People who don't have sisters.	People who don't have sisters.
834	00:36:08,457	00:36:10,127	[cell phone rings]	[cell phone rings]
835	00:36:12,253	00:36:13,173	It's Yolanda.	It's Yolanda.
836	00:36:14,881	00:36:15,721	Hello?	Hello?
837	00:36:15,798	00:36:16,628	[Yolanda] Hey, girls.	[Yolanda] Hey, girls.
838	00:36:16,716	00:36:18,466	Guess who landed his ass in jail?	Guess who landed his ass in jail?
839	00:36:18,551	00:36:19,681	Did you say in jail?	Did you say in jail?
840	00:36:20,469	00:36:22,509	[soft rock music playing]	[soft rock music playing]
841	00:36:25,933	00:36:26,983	[Sterling] Want more water?	[Sterling] Want more water?
842	00:36:27,059	00:36:29,809	Did they give you water? I heard they don't even give you water in jail.	Did they give you water? I heard they don't even give you water in jail.
843	00:36:29,896	00:36:32,016	I was in there 47 minutes, okay? I'm good.	I was in there 47 minutes, okay? I'm good.
844	00:36:32,106	00:36:34,226	[Blair] Why'd they even have the right to bring you in?	[Blair] Why'd they even have the right to bring you in?
845	00:36:34,317	00:36:36,027	What was the charge, loitering?	What was the charge, loitering?
846	00:36:36,569	00:36:37,489	[Bowser sighs]	[Bowser sighs]
847	00:36:38,237	00:36:40,107	I used colorful language	I used colorful language
848	00:36:40,198	00:36:42,868	to remind them that police work is all just bullshit.	to remind them that police work is all just bullshit.
849	00:36:43,409	00:36:44,409	And that they use the law	And that they use the law
850	00:36:44,493	00:36:47,213	as retroactive justification for their bad decisions.	as retroactive justification for their bad decisions.
851	00:36:47,288	00:36:48,458	That's what I told them.	That's what I told them.
852	00:36:48,539	00:36:49,459	He called them "pigs".	He called them "pigs".
853	00:36:49,540	00:36:50,500	[both gasp]	[both gasp]
854	00:36:50,583	00:36:52,293	-You really don't like cops. -Nope.	-You really don't like cops. -Nope.
855	00:36:53,044	00:36:54,254	That's why I left the force.	That's why I left the force.
856	00:36:54,337	00:36:55,417	Wwwhat?	Wwwhat?
857	00:36:55,504	00:36:56,464	You were a cop?	You were a cop?
858	00:36:57,131	00:36:58,381	Do you want me to tell them?	Do you want me to tell them?
859	00:37:00,301	00:37:01,261	All right.	All right.
860	00:37:03,888	00:37:05,638	I was at the Tallahassee Gay Pride parade...	I was at the Tallahassee Gay Pride parade...
861	00:37:05,723	00:37:07,733	-You're gay? -[gasps]	-You're gay? -[gasps]
862	00:37:07,808	00:37:10,228	[chuckles] No, not gay.	[chuckles] No, not gay.
863	00:37:10,895	00:37:13,805	I was assigned to protect Shelita Pancake,	I was assigned to protect Shelita Pancake,
864	00:37:14,357	00:37:15,817	Florida's number one drag queen.	Florida's number one drag queen.
865	00:37:16,984	00:37:18,194	First hour was cool.	First hour was cool.
866	00:37:18,277	00:37:20,067	I was with Officer Atticus...	I was with Officer Atticus...
867	00:37:21,030	00:37:22,110	behind a float.	behind a float.
868	00:37:23,241	00:37:25,241	Shelita was doing a death drop in a cat suit,	Shelita was doing a death drop in a cat suit,
869	00:37:25,326	00:37:26,406	you know, basic parade shit.	you know, basic parade shit.
870	00:37:28,037	00:37:29,657	Then I heard a car backfire.	Then I heard a car backfire.
871	00:37:30,915	00:37:32,785	And I figure, here comes some crazy fool,	And I figure, here comes some crazy fool,
872	00:37:33,542	00:37:34,592	gonna shoot up the place.	gonna shoot up the place.
873	00:37:35,294	00:37:36,634	So, I pulled out my gun.	So, I pulled out my gun.
874	00:37:37,296	00:37:39,466	I guess I pulled it out too fast 'cause, uh...	I guess I pulled it out too fast 'cause, uh...
875	00:37:40,049	00:37:42,089	the gun went off and shot Atticus in the nose.	the gun went off and shot Atticus in the nose.
876	00:37:42,176	00:37:43,586	-You shot somebody? -You shot a cop?	-You shot somebody? -You shot a cop?
877	00:37:44,387	00:37:45,257	It was a horse.	It was a horse.
878	00:37:46,597	00:37:48,017	Well, the horse was on the force.	Well, the horse was on the force.
879	00:37:48,349	00:37:49,429	So, you shot a horse?	So, you shot a horse?
880	00:37:50,351	00:37:51,641	A horse on the force.	A horse on the force.
881	00:37:51,727	00:37:53,267	A horse on the force is a cop.	A horse on the force is a cop.
882	00:37:53,354	00:37:54,194	Of course.	Of course.
883	00:37:54,647	00:37:56,897	-Oh. -Anyway, he's fine.	-Oh. -Anyway, he's fine.
884	00:37:57,358	00:37:58,818	Has half a mouth full of teeth,	Has half a mouth full of teeth,
885	00:37:58,901	00:38:00,571	and he's living on porridge.	and he's living on porridge.
886	00:38:00,653	00:38:01,613	[sighs]	[sighs]
887	00:38:02,071	00:38:04,991	Pretty soon, there wasn't a squad room I could walk into	Pretty soon, there wasn't a squad room I could walk into
888	00:38:05,074	00:38:06,534	that wouldn't laugh me out.	that wouldn't laugh me out.
889	00:38:09,495	00:38:10,365	So, I quit.	So, I quit.
890	00:38:14,500	00:38:15,580	I'm sorry, Bowser.	I'm sorry, Bowser.
891	00:38:15,668	00:38:16,788	C'mon, I'm fine.	C'mon, I'm fine.
892	00:38:18,254	00:38:20,094	I just wish we'd caught our skip, you know?	I just wish we'd caught our skip, you know?
893	00:38:20,172	00:38:21,882	Mm. You and me both, Buster.	Mm. You and me both, Buster.
894	00:38:22,300	00:38:25,140	Now it's back to the fucking drawing board with that crazy bitch.	Now it's back to the fucking drawing board with that crazy bitch.
895	00:38:25,219	00:38:27,599	Wait, you guys, we could still salvage this case.	Wait, you guys, we could still salvage this case.
896	00:38:27,680	00:38:29,430	John told me that the last time he saw Kendra	John told me that the last time he saw Kendra
897	00:38:29,515	00:38:31,175	was a year ago in Knoxville.	was a year ago in Knoxville.
898	00:38:31,267	00:38:32,097	We could go there.	We could go there.
899	00:38:32,810	00:38:34,850	That is just a hop, skip and a jump from Dollywood.	That is just a hop, skip and a jump from Dollywood.
900	00:38:34,937	00:38:37,517	Oh, my God, and they have excellent funnel cakes! Please!	Oh, my God, and they have excellent funnel cakes! Please!
901	00:38:37,648	00:38:38,898	Everybody calm down.	Everybody calm down.
902	00:38:40,151	00:38:41,441	We're not taking a field trip.	We're not taking a field trip.
903	00:38:41,527	00:38:42,817	-[both groan] -No.	-[both groan] -No.
904	00:38:44,280	00:38:45,410	Sometimes it's...	Sometimes it's...
905	00:38:47,742	00:38:49,992	best if you just cut your losses and move on.	best if you just cut your losses and move on.
906	00:38:50,953	00:38:52,123	Trust me, I know.	Trust me, I know.
907	00:38:54,665	00:38:55,825	Drive safe, kids.	Drive safe, kids.
908	00:38:58,169	00:38:59,129	Give him his space.	Give him his space.
909	00:38:59,211	00:39:00,671	That's not really our thing.	That's not really our thing.
910	00:39:00,755	00:39:01,955	Well, it needs to be.	Well, it needs to be.
911	00:39:02,048	00:39:04,678	When all this shit went down he didn't just quit his job,	When all this shit went down he didn't just quit his job,
912	00:39:04,967	00:39:06,837	he lost his marriage to my loca sister,	he lost his marriage to my loca sister,
913	00:39:06,927	00:39:09,057	his reputation, his body...	his reputation, his body...
914	00:39:10,264	00:39:12,064	Dude fell apart.	Dude fell apart.
915	00:39:12,141	00:39:14,691	No. That's absurd.	No. That's absurd.
916	00:39:14,769	00:39:15,599	[Yolanda] Yeah.	[Yolanda] Yeah.
917	00:39:17,688	00:39:20,858	Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya?	Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya?
918	00:39:21,400	00:39:23,070	I don't do this shit for my health.	I don't do this shit for my health.
919	00:39:23,152	00:39:23,992	[Sterling sighs]	[Sterling sighs]
920	00:39:24,070	00:39:24,900	Sorry.	Sorry.
921	00:39:30,159	00:39:31,369	I'm having an epiphany.	I'm having an epiphany.
922	00:39:31,786	00:39:33,446	We should order waffles, you're right.	We should order waffles, you're right.
923	00:39:33,537	00:39:34,367	No.	No.
924	00:39:35,998	00:39:38,288	What if God put us here to fix Bowser?	What if God put us here to fix Bowser?
925	00:39:39,794	00:39:41,754	I mean, like, to make him feel better about himself	I mean, like, to make him feel better about himself
926	00:39:41,837	00:39:44,167	so that he could, like, level up.	so that he could, like, level up.
927	00:39:46,342	00:39:47,262	[sighs]	[sighs]
928	00:39:47,885	00:39:48,715	Aw.	Aw.
929	00:39:49,637	00:39:50,847	I like that, that's sweet.	I like that, that's sweet.
930	00:39:50,930	00:39:51,760	Right?	Right?
931	00:39:52,139	00:39:53,559	-I'm in. -[sighs]	-I'm in. -[sighs]
932	00:39:54,141	00:39:55,811	[Sterling] Did they leave us with the bill?	[Sterling] Did they leave us with the bill?
933	00:39:55,893	00:39:57,853	["Somebody Loves You" playing]	["Somebody Loves You" playing]
934	00:40:03,859	00:40:07,659	♪ Who’s around when the days feel long ♪	♪ Who’s around when the days feel long ♪
935	00:40:07,738	00:40:11,528	♪ Who’s around when you can’t be strong ♪	♪ Who’s around when you can’t be strong ♪
936	00:40:11,617	00:40:16,457	♪ Who’s around when you’re losing your mind ♪	♪ Who’s around when you’re losing your mind ♪
937	00:40:19,458	00:40:24,338	♪ Who thinks that you’re one of a kind ♪	♪ Who thinks that you’re one of a kind ♪
938	00:40:26,966	00:40:30,796	♪ Somebody misses you when you’re away ♪	♪ Somebody misses you when you’re away ♪
939	00:40:30,886	00:40:34,926	♪ They wanna wake up with you everyday ♪	♪ They wanna wake up with you everyday ♪
940	00:40:35,015	00:40:38,595	♪ Somebody wants to hear you say ♪	♪ Somebody wants to hear you say ♪
941	00:40:40,187	00:40:42,647	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
942	00:40:44,066	00:40:46,686	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
943	00:40:47,945	00:40:50,485	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
944	00:40:51,866	00:40:54,406	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
945	00:40:55,786	00:40:58,366	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
946	00:40:58,456	00:41:02,286	♪ I’m around when your head is heavy ♪	♪ I’m around when your head is heavy ♪
947	00:41:02,376	00:41:06,206	♪ I’m around When your hands aren’t steady ♪	♪ I’m around When your hands aren’t steady ♪
948	00:41:06,297	00:41:11,047	♪ I’m around When your day’s gone all wrong ♪	♪ I’m around When your day’s gone all wrong ♪
949	00:41:14,054	00:41:17,684	♪ I care that you feel at home ♪	♪ I care that you feel at home ♪
950	00:41:17,766	00:41:21,766	♪ Cause I know that you feel alone ♪	♪ Cause I know that you feel alone ♪
951	00:41:21,854	00:41:26,784	♪ I think you’re going to miss me When I’m gone ♪	♪ I think you’re going to miss me When I’m gone ♪
952	00:41:29,487	00:41:33,367	♪ Somebody misses you when you’re away ♪	♪ Somebody misses you when you’re away ♪
953	00:41:34,825	00:41:36,985	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪	♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
954	00:41:37,077	00:41:40,957	♪ You you you you you you you ♪	♪ You you you you you you you ♪