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1 00:00:06,006 00:00:08,006 [uplifting music] [uplifting music]
2 00:00:12,012 00:00:12,852 Hi. Hi.
3 00:00:13,013 00:00:13,893 -Hi. -Hey. -Hi. -Hey.
4 00:00:15,098 00:00:16,218 -Morning! -Hey, Sweetie. -Morning! -Hey, Sweetie.
5 00:00:17,642 00:00:18,772 [woman] See you Sunday! [woman] See you Sunday!
6 00:00:28,319 00:00:29,239 [screams] [screams]
7 00:00:29,320 00:00:31,200 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
8 00:00:32,115 00:00:33,945 -[police siren blares] -[cell phones click] -[police siren blares] -[cell phones click]
9 00:00:35,952 00:00:37,662 You never get used to the smell, do you? You never get used to the smell, do you?
10 00:00:38,329 00:00:40,919 [voice wavering] I was opening up my shop for the day, [voice wavering] I was opening up my shop for the day,
11 00:00:40,999 00:00:45,669 and I saw him there with his head cut... and I saw him there with his head cut...
12 00:00:46,755 00:00:48,335 clean off of his body. clean off of his body.
13 00:01:02,479 00:01:04,479 [theme music] [theme music]
14 00:01:05,023 00:01:07,323 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
15 00:01:25,335 00:01:27,165 [Blair] Sterling, you've been fixing your hair [Blair] Sterling, you've been fixing your hair
16 00:01:27,253 00:01:28,673 for the past eight minutes now. for the past eight minutes now.
17 00:01:28,755 00:01:30,375 If your hairline gets any more symmetrical, If your hairline gets any more symmetrical,
18 00:01:30,465 00:01:31,965 people are gonna think you got plugs. people are gonna think you got plugs.
19 00:01:33,009 00:01:34,509 Can you walk me into school today? Can you walk me into school today?
20 00:01:35,136 00:01:38,006 I would, but I'm really trying to own my identity as a single American. I would, but I'm really trying to own my identity as a single American.
21 00:01:38,098 00:01:39,638 Jennings and I were so codependent. Jennings and I were so codependent.
22 00:01:40,225 00:01:42,185 Codependent like the two of us? Is that bad? Codependent like the two of us? Is that bad?
23 00:01:42,268 00:01:43,938 Oh, God no, your breath is my life. Oh, God no, your breath is my life.
24 00:01:44,354 00:01:46,864 I'm surprised my love for you didn't absorb you in the womb. I'm surprised my love for you didn't absorb you in the womb.
25 00:01:46,940 00:01:49,360 [sighs] Me neither. I would absorb you right now if I could. [sighs] Me neither. I would absorb you right now if I could.
26 00:01:49,442 00:01:51,072 -Totally. -[sighs] -Totally. -[sighs]
27 00:01:51,152 00:01:52,862 But, for real, I gotta get to lacrosse conditioning. But, for real, I gotta get to lacrosse conditioning.
28 00:01:52,946 00:01:55,566 I have never felt this much dread going to school before. I have never felt this much dread going to school before.
29 00:01:55,657 00:01:59,237 This must be how dumb kids feel or, like... substitutes. This must be how dumb kids feel or, like... substitutes.
30 00:01:59,327 00:02:00,787 You're making too much out of this. You're making too much out of this.
31 00:02:00,870 00:02:03,210 You know how the 24-hour news cycle works. You know how the 24-hour news cycle works.
32 00:02:03,289 00:02:04,959 I'm sure by now, your "sex thing" I'm sure by now, your "sex thing"
33 00:02:05,041 00:02:07,791 is back page to Coach Boone finally getting her eye un-crossed. is back page to Coach Boone finally getting her eye un-crossed.
34 00:02:07,877 00:02:09,247 She looks so much better. She looks so much better.
35 00:02:09,337 00:02:11,587 I don't know, I kind of liked how her left eye was all, like, I don't know, I kind of liked how her left eye was all, like,
36 00:02:12,298 00:02:14,298 "Fuck you, I'm going this way." "Fuck you, I'm going this way."
37 00:02:16,553 00:02:17,553 No, I can't do it. No, I can't do it.
38 00:02:18,513 00:02:19,763 -Okay, let's go. -[sighs] -Okay, let's go. -[sighs]
39 00:02:19,848 00:02:20,928 No more mirror time. No more mirror time.
40 00:02:21,015 00:02:23,015 [people chattering] [people chattering]
41 00:02:28,148 00:02:30,148 [people whispering] [people whispering]
42 00:02:35,446 00:02:37,446 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
43 00:02:39,159 00:02:41,119 Just know I'm praying for you. [chuckles] Just know I'm praying for you. [chuckles]
44 00:02:48,168 00:02:52,008 [gasps] Sterling! What a surprise to see you at Fellowship. [gasps] Sterling! What a surprise to see you at Fellowship.
45 00:02:52,088 00:02:55,048 I'm not sure that today is a good day for you to join us. I'm not sure that today is a good day for you to join us.
46 00:02:55,341 00:02:58,391 Emotions are still pretty raw right now. Emotions are still pretty raw right now.
47 00:02:58,469 00:03:00,429 Welcome, come on in. Hi. Welcome, come on in. Hi.
48 00:03:00,513 00:03:03,023 Help yourself to a chicken biscuit. Help yourself to a chicken biscuit.
49 00:03:03,474 00:03:04,644 Made fresh. Made fresh.
50 00:03:05,059 00:03:06,309 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
51 00:03:06,394 00:03:10,904 Some students are having trouble processing your erotic transgressions. Some students are having trouble processing your erotic transgressions.
52 00:03:10,982 00:03:14,112 The betrayal, the graphic depiction of events. The betrayal, the graphic depiction of events.
53 00:03:14,194 00:03:15,034 I never depicted-- I never depicted--
54 00:03:15,111 00:03:18,491 Oh, I had Ezequiel show them what you and Luke did, using dolls. Oh, I had Ezequiel show them what you and Luke did, using dolls.
55 00:03:18,573 00:03:21,163 He was pretty spot on with your voices. He was pretty spot on with your voices.
56 00:03:21,242 00:03:22,992 It was quite upsetting. It was quite upsetting.
57 00:03:23,244 00:03:25,254 We're actually having a grief counselor come in. We're actually having a grief counselor come in.
58 00:03:25,330 00:03:26,790 Well, when should I come back? Well, when should I come back?
59 00:03:26,873 00:03:28,373 I'll have to get back to you. I'll have to get back to you.
60 00:03:28,458 00:03:31,918 I know it's hard, but try to remember: I know it's hard, but try to remember:
61 00:03:32,670 00:03:34,550 Isaiah 43:2 Isaiah 43:2
62 00:03:35,048 00:03:37,298 "When you pass through the waters, "When you pass through the waters,
63 00:03:37,592 00:03:39,222 God is with you." God is with you."
64 00:03:41,721 00:03:42,811 I know Isaiah! I know Isaiah!
65 00:03:43,306 00:03:44,596 Stay strong, Sterling. Stay strong, Sterling.
66 00:03:44,682 00:03:46,142 You'll get through this. You'll get through this.
67 00:03:46,226 00:03:47,136 [sighs] [sighs]
68 00:04:03,660 00:04:06,160 Hey, those chili dogs were really good earlier, right? Hey, those chili dogs were really good earlier, right?
69 00:04:06,454 00:04:08,254 Were they? I don't even know anymore. Were they? I don't even know anymore.
70 00:04:08,331 00:04:10,831 Come on, pull yourself together. Things aren't that bad. Come on, pull yourself together. Things aren't that bad.
71 00:04:11,501 00:04:13,291 Oh, thank the Lord. Where have you been? Oh, thank the Lord. Where have you been?
72 00:04:13,378 00:04:14,458 Do you know how humiliating it is Do you know how humiliating it is
73 00:04:14,545 00:04:16,505 sitting here alone, like a couple of lepers? sitting here alone, like a couple of lepers?
74 00:04:16,589 00:04:18,969 Why aren't you sitting with your buddies from the golf team? Why aren't you sitting with your buddies from the golf team?
75 00:04:24,138 00:04:26,018 How can we trust anything you say anymore? How can we trust anything you say anymore?
76 00:04:26,474 00:04:28,354 "Sterling and I are waiting until marriage. "Sterling and I are waiting until marriage.
77 00:04:28,434 00:04:31,194 Our temptations will never be as strong as our faith." Our temptations will never be as strong as our faith."
78 00:04:31,271 00:04:33,651 Apparently, that was all just locker room talk! Apparently, that was all just locker room talk!
79 00:04:33,940 00:04:35,730 -You fornicator! -Watch your mouth! -You fornicator! -Watch your mouth!
80 00:04:35,817 00:04:37,237 I trusted you! We all did! I trusted you! We all did!
81 00:04:37,318 00:04:39,948 Cheese and crackers! Franklin, you need to sit down, right now. Cheese and crackers! Franklin, you need to sit down, right now.
82 00:04:40,029 00:04:41,989 Fight me in the shower, bitch. Come on! Fight me in the shower, bitch. Come on!
83 00:04:42,198 00:04:43,868 -Franklin-- Franklin! -Get out of my way! -Franklin-- Franklin! -Get out of my way!
84 00:04:46,995 00:04:47,865 What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him?
85 00:04:48,830 00:04:50,420 They took away my captainship. They took away my captainship.
86 00:04:50,707 00:04:52,457 They took my Crusaders Captain Club cozy They took my Crusaders Captain Club cozy
87 00:04:52,542 00:04:54,172 and they threw it on the floor! and they threw it on the floor!
88 00:04:54,544 00:04:55,634 My grandfather-- My grandfather--
89 00:04:55,837 00:04:58,757 My grandfather was captain of the golf team here at Willingham, My grandfather was captain of the golf team here at Willingham,
90 00:04:58,840 00:05:00,380 and my dad, and my brother. and my dad, and my brother.
91 00:05:00,466 00:05:02,546 I was supposed to follow in their footsteps I was supposed to follow in their footsteps
92 00:05:02,635 00:05:04,465 and play golf at UGA. Go, Dogs! and play golf at UGA. Go, Dogs!
93 00:05:04,554 00:05:05,604 [both] Go, Dogs! [both] Go, Dogs!
94 00:05:06,389 00:05:07,849 Now that dream is dead. Now that dream is dead.
95 00:05:08,266 00:05:09,476 And without a team, And without a team,
96 00:05:10,143 00:05:12,313 without men to lead to victory, without men to lead to victory,
97 00:05:12,729 00:05:13,599 I have nothing. I have nothing.
98 00:05:13,688 00:05:15,318 What about me? I'm a social pariah. What about me? I'm a social pariah.
99 00:05:15,398 00:05:17,608 I'll spend the rest of my high school days without any friends. I'll spend the rest of my high school days without any friends.
100 00:05:17,734 00:05:18,864 Hey, guys, come on! Hey, guys, come on!
101 00:05:19,152 00:05:19,992 Buck up! Buck up!
102 00:05:20,528 00:05:22,698 Luke, there are a ton of other sports here at Willingham. Luke, there are a ton of other sports here at Willingham.
103 00:05:22,780 00:05:24,620 Pick another one and make new buds. Pick another one and make new buds.
104 00:05:24,699 00:05:27,449 And Sterling, if those dorks at Fellowship are gonna judge you, And Sterling, if those dorks at Fellowship are gonna judge you,
105 00:05:27,535 00:05:29,695 then screw them! Who cares what they think? then screw them! Who cares what they think?
106 00:05:29,787 00:05:32,417 Blair, not caring about what people think is your thing, okay? Blair, not caring about what people think is your thing, okay?
107 00:05:32,498 00:05:33,368 I care a lot! I care a lot!
108 00:05:34,208 00:05:36,498 Okay, well, Fellowship is just one clique. Okay, well, Fellowship is just one clique.
109 00:05:36,586 00:05:38,796 There are plenty of other groups that you could slide into. There are plenty of other groups that you could slide into.
110 00:05:39,464 00:05:40,424 Okay, maybe you're right. Okay, maybe you're right.
111 00:05:40,506 00:05:42,376 New friends, let's see. New friends, let's see.
112 00:05:43,801 00:05:44,681 Um... Um...
113 00:05:45,887 00:05:47,307 Well, there's the band kids. Well, there's the band kids.
114 00:05:48,014 00:05:51,434 But I play harp, and that's gonna be really hard to carry in formation. But I play harp, and that's gonna be really hard to carry in formation.
115 00:05:52,643 00:05:53,903 Um... Um...
116 00:05:53,978 00:05:55,648 Ooh, what about the bad kids? Ooh, what about the bad kids?
117 00:05:56,356 00:05:59,776 They're kinda cool, in, like, a sketchy, alt kind of way. They're kinda cool, in, like, a sketchy, alt kind of way.
118 00:06:00,318 00:06:01,568 The bad kids? The bad kids?
119 00:06:01,652 00:06:03,152 Are you sure you can handle that? Are you sure you can handle that?
120 00:06:03,237 00:06:06,407 I mean, I toyed with the idea of hanging with them for a minute, but-- I mean, I toyed with the idea of hanging with them for a minute, but--
121 00:06:07,867 00:06:08,987 [whispering] They smoke. [whispering] They smoke.
122 00:06:09,077 00:06:11,367 Yeah, smoking is gross, but what choice do I have? Yeah, smoking is gross, but what choice do I have?
123 00:06:12,080 00:06:13,210 Um... Um...
124 00:06:13,289 00:06:16,249 Do you have black eyeliner and one of those little nose rings Do you have black eyeliner and one of those little nose rings
125 00:06:16,334 00:06:17,634 that cartoon bulls have? that cartoon bulls have?
126 00:06:19,670 00:06:21,260 We'll do some light styling. We'll do some light styling.
127 00:06:29,222 00:06:30,062 [girl] Yeah! [girl] Yeah!
128 00:06:32,600 00:06:33,890 [groaning] [groaning]
129 00:06:35,686 00:06:36,976 [voice wavering] It's too small. [voice wavering] It's too small.
130 00:06:39,524 00:06:40,534 [clears throat] [clears throat]
131 00:06:47,573 00:06:48,573 [taps foot] [taps foot]
132 00:06:49,784 00:06:51,084 [clears throat loudly] [clears throat loudly]
133 00:06:51,160 00:06:53,120 Dude, you should get that throat thing checked out. Dude, you should get that throat thing checked out.
134 00:06:53,204 00:06:54,464 It could be enlarged adenoids. It could be enlarged adenoids.
135 00:06:54,539 00:06:55,999 Yeah, it's actually super dangerous. Yeah, it's actually super dangerous.
136 00:06:56,082 00:06:57,832 It's like a chandelier hanging in the back of your throat. It's like a chandelier hanging in the back of your throat.
137 00:06:57,917 00:06:59,247 If you choke on it, you could die. If you choke on it, you could die.
138 00:06:59,335 00:07:01,295 Yeah. Well, I was clearing my throat Yeah. Well, I was clearing my throat
139 00:07:01,587 00:07:04,467 to get your attention off of whatever idiotic Jonas Brothers bullshit to get your attention off of whatever idiotic Jonas Brothers bullshit
140 00:07:04,549 00:07:05,719 you were staring at on your phone. you were staring at on your phone.
141 00:07:05,800 00:07:06,630 Jonas Brothers? Jonas Brothers?
142 00:07:06,717 00:07:08,337 Yeah. Because I'd like to review our skip. Yeah. Because I'd like to review our skip.
143 00:07:08,928 00:07:11,138 It's a bit of a dated reference though, Bowsie. It's a bit of a dated reference though, Bowsie.
144 00:07:11,222 00:07:14,142 -Although, they got together recently. -[Sterling] They put out a new album. -Although, they got together recently. -[Sterling] They put out a new album.
145 00:07:14,225 00:07:15,055 -I did not like it. -All right. -I did not like it. -All right.
146 00:07:15,143 00:07:18,523 Clea Kincaid, twenty-four years old, Clea Kincaid, twenty-four years old,
147 00:07:18,604 00:07:20,314 recent graduate of SCAD. recent graduate of SCAD.
148 00:07:20,398 00:07:21,648 About six months ago, About six months ago,
149 00:07:21,732 00:07:25,032 she was arrested for cutting the head off a Confederate statue. she was arrested for cutting the head off a Confederate statue.
150 00:07:25,111 00:07:26,571 Her first victim... Her first victim...
151 00:07:28,364 00:07:32,584 was General Buford Leslie Woodlawn in Macon. was General Buford Leslie Woodlawn in Macon.
152 00:07:32,827 00:07:33,867 She was arrested. She was arrested.
153 00:07:33,953 00:07:35,003 She posted bail. She posted bail.
154 00:07:35,079 00:07:36,659 She skipped her court date She skipped her court date
155 00:07:36,747 00:07:38,287 and has been on the lam ever since. and has been on the lam ever since.
156 00:07:38,708 00:07:40,418 -Lamb? -[in deep voice] Lamb of God! -Lamb? -[in deep voice] Lamb of God!
157 00:07:40,501 00:07:41,501 [gasps] [gasps]
158 00:07:42,128 00:07:43,878 I have taught her something! I have taught her something!
159 00:07:43,963 00:07:45,593 [chuckles] Yeah, it's so loud in your room. [chuckles] Yeah, it's so loud in your room.
160 00:07:45,673 00:07:47,303 [Bowser] Yeah, on the Lamb of God. [Bowser] Yeah, on the Lamb of God.
161 00:07:47,383 00:07:49,263 I got video from the night she was arrested. I got video from the night she was arrested.
162 00:07:51,762 00:07:52,932 [man] Have a comment, Clea? [man] Have a comment, Clea?
163 00:07:53,014 00:07:54,314 Yeah, I've got a comment. Yeah, I've got a comment.
164 00:07:56,309 00:07:59,349 [humming] [humming]
165 00:08:00,480 00:08:01,480 You get that? You get that?
166 00:08:02,023 00:08:03,773 Dang! This lady's a badass. Dang! This lady's a badass.
167 00:08:03,858 00:08:05,028 She's a very good dancer. She's a very good dancer.
168 00:08:05,109 00:08:07,699 Okay, and she's continued beheading statues Okay, and she's continued beheading statues
169 00:08:07,778 00:08:08,988 while she's on the loose. while she's on the loose.
170 00:08:09,071 00:08:10,451 For the last three weeks, For the last three weeks,
171 00:08:10,531 00:08:12,991 she's hit a different statue every single night. she's hit a different statue every single night.
172 00:08:13,117 00:08:16,617 So, it's our job to figure out which one she's gonna hit next, So, it's our job to figure out which one she's gonna hit next,
173 00:08:17,079 00:08:18,499 and arrest her in the act. and arrest her in the act.
174 00:08:18,581 00:08:19,461 Shouldn't be too hard. Shouldn't be too hard.
175 00:08:19,540 00:08:22,170 I mean, how many Confederate statues  can there be in Atlanta? I mean, how many Confederate statues  can there be in Atlanta?
176 00:08:22,251 00:08:23,381 One hundred and seventy four. One hundred and seventy four.
177 00:08:24,003 00:08:26,463 -Dang! -Dang! They know the South lost, right? -Dang! -Dang! They know the South lost, right?
178 00:08:26,547 00:08:28,587 It is so weird what people get nostalgic for. It is so weird what people get nostalgic for.
179 00:08:29,175 00:08:31,505 "Weird," "racist." Whatever you want to call it. "Weird," "racist." Whatever you want to call it.
180 00:08:31,594 00:08:35,564 Exactly. Bowser, how can you want to arrest this woman? Exactly. Bowser, how can you want to arrest this woman?
181 00:08:36,265 00:08:37,925 Don't you support what she's doing? Don't you support what she's doing?
182 00:08:38,684 00:08:41,694 You know... for black people. You know... for black people.
183 00:08:41,771 00:08:42,731 She's a skip. She's a skip.
184 00:08:42,813 00:08:44,193 I don't see black or white. I don't see black or white.
185 00:08:44,398 00:08:45,858 All right? My motto is, All right? My motto is,
186 00:08:46,192 00:08:48,742 "You take the assignment, you bring in the fugitive." "You take the assignment, you bring in the fugitive."
187 00:08:48,819 00:08:50,819 Your motto is, "The road to Heaven is paved with sprinkles." Your motto is, "The road to Heaven is paved with sprinkles."
188 00:08:51,030 00:08:53,370 That's my yogurt motto! I'm talking about my bounty motto. That's my yogurt motto! I'm talking about my bounty motto.
189 00:08:53,449 00:08:55,329 Sterl, you can't be on board with this, right? Sterl, you can't be on board with this, right?
190 00:08:55,701 00:08:58,371 You know, I'm having a really rough time lately You know, I'm having a really rough time lately
191 00:08:58,454 00:09:01,044 and bounty hunting is the one thing that actually makes sense to me. and bounty hunting is the one thing that actually makes sense to me.
192 00:09:01,123 00:09:02,883 So can we please just do our job? So can we please just do our job?
193 00:09:03,584 00:09:04,634 [groans] Fine. [groans] Fine.
194 00:09:04,710 00:09:06,380 But I'm not gonna cuff her. But I'm not gonna cuff her.
195 00:09:06,462 00:09:09,172 And I'm bringing a snack for her ride to jail. And I'm bringing a snack for her ride to jail.
196 00:09:09,840 00:09:12,300 Something... Sour Patch. Something... Sour Patch.
197 00:09:12,760 00:09:15,600 Last night's statue was here. Last night's statue was here.
198 00:09:17,139 00:09:20,429 General Tobias Xavier Mulch. General Tobias Xavier Mulch.
199 00:09:21,143 00:09:22,603 Hey, I know that statue. Hey, I know that statue.
200 00:09:22,687 00:09:24,057 It's right near Franklin High. It's right near Franklin High.
201 00:09:24,146 00:09:26,516 That's where Sterling debated Tammy Rutledge so hard That's where Sterling debated Tammy Rutledge so hard
202 00:09:26,607 00:09:28,277 she got her period. [blows raspberry] she got her period. [blows raspberry]
203 00:09:28,359 00:09:30,319 Well, technically, I lost due to points, Well, technically, I lost due to points,
204 00:09:30,403 00:09:33,413 but I count Tammy getting a stress-induced menstruation as a win. but I count Tammy getting a stress-induced menstruation as a win.
205 00:09:33,656 00:09:35,406 -So... -I got it. -So... -I got it.
206 00:09:36,325 00:09:37,325 What you got? What you got?
207 00:09:37,827 00:09:39,117 I see a pattern. I see a pattern.
208 00:09:42,623 00:09:44,253 It's a penis. It's a penis.
209 00:09:44,834 00:09:47,344 Oh, God, I think we're gonna need outside help for this. Oh, God, I think we're gonna need outside help for this.
210 00:09:47,420 00:09:48,960 You know, our dad gets mailers You know, our dad gets mailers
211 00:09:49,046 00:09:51,716 from the Confederate Historical Society here in town. from the Confederate Historical Society here in town.
212 00:09:51,799 00:09:54,509 They sponsor his Civil War Reenactment League. They sponsor his Civil War Reenactment League.
213 00:09:54,594 00:09:56,224 See, that's why I keep you guys around. See, that's why I keep you guys around.
214 00:09:56,304 00:09:57,144 Wait, she's right. Wait, she's right.
215 00:09:57,221 00:09:59,101 Look, the little traffic thingies are testicles. Look, the little traffic thingies are testicles.
216 00:09:59,557 00:10:02,597 -[Blair] But there are three thingies. -[Sterling] Yeah, some people have three. -[Blair] But there are three thingies. -[Sterling] Yeah, some people have three.
217 00:10:02,685 00:10:05,095 Remember... what was his name? Remember... what was his name?
218 00:10:05,187 00:10:07,057 -Dwight, no-- -Declan Wright. -Dwight, no-- -Declan Wright.
219 00:10:07,148 00:10:08,688 Declan Wright, and he went horseback riding Declan Wright, and he went horseback riding
220 00:10:08,774 00:10:09,984 and one of his balls split in half? and one of his balls split in half?
221 00:10:10,067 00:10:12,697 My gosh, he was in my second semester study hall. My gosh, he was in my second semester study hall.
222 00:10:12,778 00:10:13,898 Why was a senior in your study hall? Why was a senior in your study hall?
223 00:10:13,988 00:10:15,948 Because I dropped Chorus second semester, Because I dropped Chorus second semester,
224 00:10:16,032 00:10:17,872 so it ended up putting me at a weird time so it ended up putting me at a weird time
225 00:10:17,950 00:10:19,490 -in study hall time. -I remember that. -in study hall time. -I remember that.
226 00:10:19,577 00:10:21,327 And then I ended up getting to sit with the seniors, And then I ended up getting to sit with the seniors,
227 00:10:21,412 00:10:23,502 which was really cool, because that's how I met that blue-eyed guy... which was really cool, because that's how I met that blue-eyed guy...
228 00:10:25,625 00:10:27,245 [tires screech] [tires screech]
229 00:10:27,335 00:10:29,375 [rock music plays] [rock music plays]
230 00:10:29,462 00:10:30,592 [music stops] [music stops]
231 00:10:31,172 00:10:32,802 So, tell me what you like better. So, tell me what you like better.
232 00:10:33,007 00:10:35,297 Should I get one of those tattoos that goes across your stomach Should I get one of those tattoos that goes across your stomach
233 00:10:35,384 00:10:36,894 and says something like, "Freedom," and says something like, "Freedom,"
234 00:10:36,969 00:10:40,719 or should I cut my hair and do, like, a mohawk with bangs? or should I cut my hair and do, like, a mohawk with bangs?
235 00:10:40,806 00:10:43,306 -I don't know. What do you think? -What has gotten into you? -I don't know. What do you think? -What has gotten into you?
236 00:10:43,392 00:10:45,352 I've been reborn a single lady I've been reborn a single lady
237 00:10:45,436 00:10:46,516 and I want to show it. and I want to show it.
238 00:10:46,604 00:10:48,944 Now that I've unbuckled myself from "Jennings, the human speed bump," Now that I've unbuckled myself from "Jennings, the human speed bump,"
239 00:10:49,023 00:10:50,403 I feel free. I feel free.
240 00:10:50,733 00:10:52,613 Free to meet somebody interesting. Free to meet somebody interesting.
241 00:10:52,985 00:10:53,985 And dangerous. And dangerous.
242 00:10:54,570 00:10:57,410 Someone who will, like, get jealous and stalk me. Someone who will, like, get jealous and stalk me.
243 00:10:57,865 00:11:00,025 And maybe break in our house in the middle of the night And maybe break in our house in the middle of the night
244 00:11:00,117 00:11:00,947 and watch me sleep. and watch me sleep.
245 00:11:01,035 00:11:02,995 And I realize, as I'm saying this, this is a bad idea. And I realize, as I'm saying this, this is a bad idea.
246 00:11:04,121 00:11:07,211 I'm just saying I want to meet somebody interesting and cool. I'm just saying I want to meet somebody interesting and cool.
247 00:11:07,291 00:11:09,381 -Bazinga! [laughs] -[Blair] Not a total dork. -Bazinga! [laughs] -[Blair] Not a total dork.
248 00:11:09,460 00:11:11,590 Oh, Blair. Blair, hey. Oh, Blair. Blair, hey.
249 00:11:12,046 00:11:13,376 -Me? -Yeah. -Me? -Yeah.
250 00:11:13,464 00:11:15,474 -Oh, hey. -Hey. Um... -Oh, hey. -Hey. Um...
251 00:11:15,966 00:11:19,096 So, you know, I just wanted to follow up on our text message exchange. So, you know, I just wanted to follow up on our text message exchange.
252 00:11:19,970 00:11:20,810 You know? You know?
253 00:11:21,889 00:11:22,719 Our-- Our date. Our-- Our date.
254 00:11:23,099 00:11:25,179 I'm sorry, I've been so busy. I'm sorry, I've been so busy.
255 00:11:25,393 00:11:26,733 There was a Blood Moon. There was a Blood Moon.
256 00:11:27,186 00:11:29,556 Plus, you know, the economy. [blows raspberry] Plus, you know, the economy. [blows raspberry]
257 00:11:29,647 00:11:31,767 -So... Oh. -Well, no, that's okay. -So... Oh. -Well, no, that's okay.
258 00:11:31,857 00:11:34,777 Um... Because I'm free whenever you're ready to get together. Um... Because I'm free whenever you're ready to get together.
259 00:11:34,860 00:11:35,900 We're together right now. We're together right now.
260 00:11:36,445 00:11:40,275 So, in a way, legally, we're already on that date. So, in a way, legally, we're already on that date.
261 00:11:40,366 00:11:42,076 -[both chuckle] -I am such a third wheel. -[both chuckle] -I am such a third wheel.
262 00:11:42,159 00:11:43,989 I'm gonna let you two lovebirds be alone, and then I'll-- I'm gonna let you two lovebirds be alone, and then I'll--
263 00:11:44,078 00:11:45,748 Okay, but no, you know, like a date. Okay, but no, you know, like a date.
264 00:11:45,871 00:11:49,211 It's when you go out with food, and music and stuff. It's when you go out with food, and music and stuff.
265 00:11:51,335 00:11:53,375 Um... Sure. Yeah. Um... Sure. Yeah.
266 00:11:54,547 00:11:55,717 Food and music. Food and music.
267 00:11:56,257 00:11:58,217 -Yeah? -I'll-- I'll text you. -Yeah? -I'll-- I'll text you.
268 00:11:58,300 00:11:59,140 Okay. Okay.
269 00:12:00,052 00:12:00,892 See you. See you.
270 00:12:01,512 00:12:02,432 I'll see ya. I'll see ya.
271 00:12:03,639 00:12:04,769 God, he's awkward. God, he's awkward.
272 00:12:05,349 00:12:06,639 [Sterling] Come on, he's sweet. [Sterling] Come on, he's sweet.
273 00:12:06,726 00:12:08,056 [Blair] Sweet is not my type. [Blair] Sweet is not my type.
274 00:12:08,144 00:12:10,234 [classical music playing] [classical music playing]
275 00:12:13,524 00:12:15,904 Girls, where have you been? Girls, where have you been?
276 00:12:16,235 00:12:18,945 You know how particular your grandparents are about punctuality. You know how particular your grandparents are about punctuality.
277 00:12:19,029 00:12:21,199 Okay. Now you are to be on your best behavior. Okay. Now you are to be on your best behavior.
278 00:12:21,282 00:12:22,492 -Do you understand? -Why? -Do you understand? -Why?
279 00:12:22,575 00:12:24,155 Well, um... [clears throat] Well, um... [clears throat]
280 00:12:25,202 00:12:27,582 Your father is asking Big Daddy for a promotion Your father is asking Big Daddy for a promotion
281 00:12:27,663 00:12:28,623 and it's very important. and it's very important.
282 00:12:28,706 00:12:30,366 So Sterling, do not play with your cuticles. So Sterling, do not play with your cuticles.
283 00:12:30,458 00:12:31,918 You know your grandmother hates that. You know your grandmother hates that.
284 00:12:32,001 00:12:33,631 Blair... [snaps fingers] ...no politics. Blair... [snaps fingers] ...no politics.
285 00:12:33,711 00:12:36,171 During this lunch,  climate change is not real. During this lunch,  climate change is not real.
286 00:12:36,630 00:12:37,590 -[Blair] Um-- -Shh. -[Blair] Um-- -Shh.
287 00:12:37,673 00:12:39,093 Smile. Smile. Smile. Smile.
288 00:12:39,175 00:12:40,255 [breathes deeply] [breathes deeply]
289 00:12:40,342 00:12:41,262 Shoulders back. Shoulders back.
290 00:12:46,974 00:12:47,984 Your bisque, sir. Your bisque, sir.
291 00:12:48,058 00:12:49,188 Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
292 00:12:49,268 00:12:50,688 Mmm. Mmm.
293 00:12:51,270 00:12:53,440 Big Daddy, Mother, did y'all hear? Big Daddy, Mother, did y'all hear?
294 00:12:53,522 00:12:56,652 Sterling was chosen Fellowship Leader this year. Sterling was chosen Fellowship Leader this year.
295 00:12:56,734 00:12:58,944 -Oh, that's wonderful, sweetie! -Congratulations, darling! -Oh, that's wonderful, sweetie! -Congratulations, darling!
296 00:12:59,028 00:13:00,698 -What an honor! -That's just terrific! -What an honor! -That's just terrific!
297 00:13:00,780 00:13:02,660 [chuckling] Thank you. It's no big deal, really. [chuckling] Thank you. It's no big deal, really.
298 00:13:02,740 00:13:04,370 I don't even really like talking about it that much-- I don't even really like talking about it that much--
299 00:13:04,450 00:13:06,290 No. She's so modest. No. She's so modest.
300 00:13:06,368 00:13:08,158 Oh, Debbie, I've been meaning to ask you. Oh, Debbie, I've been meaning to ask you.
301 00:13:08,245 00:13:09,705 How are your parents doing? How are your parents doing?
302 00:13:10,956 00:13:13,576 Uh... Well, they're dead, Mother. Uh... Well, they're dead, Mother.
303 00:13:13,667 00:13:16,837 [nervous chuckle] Remember they died in that private plane crash [nervous chuckle] Remember they died in that private plane crash
304 00:13:16,921 00:13:18,091 when I was a teenager? when I was a teenager?
305 00:13:18,172 00:13:19,762 Oh, how silly of me. Oh, how silly of me.
306 00:13:19,840 00:13:22,760 I just can't get my head around them doing that. I just can't get my head around them doing that.
307 00:13:23,219 00:13:26,139 You see, we Wesleys, we live. [chuckles] You see, we Wesleys, we live. [chuckles]
308 00:13:26,222 00:13:27,312 That's our thing. That's our thing.
309 00:13:28,390 00:13:31,520 [clears throat] Well, tell me, how do you two like living out at the lake house? [clears throat] Well, tell me, how do you two like living out at the lake house?
310 00:13:31,602 00:13:33,442 Oh, we quite enjoy being out of the city, Oh, we quite enjoy being out of the city,
311 00:13:33,521 00:13:37,401 what with all of its noise and bustle and diversity. what with all of its noise and bustle and diversity.
312 00:13:37,858 00:13:39,688 I'm happiest in my hunting blind I'm happiest in my hunting blind
313 00:13:39,902 00:13:42,912 with a box of hollow-points and a flask of Buffalo Trace. with a box of hollow-points and a flask of Buffalo Trace.
314 00:13:42,988 00:13:43,818 [chuckling] [chuckling]
315 00:13:43,906 00:13:46,986 You know, since you've been out of the office so much, Big Daddy, You know, since you've been out of the office so much, Big Daddy,
316 00:13:47,076 00:13:49,036 I've been stepping up, bringing in some big clients-- I've been stepping up, bringing in some big clients--
317 00:13:49,119 00:13:50,659 Yeah, I got a new gun, too. Yeah, I got a new gun, too.
318 00:13:50,746 00:13:53,036 But I read an article in Bullet and Bow But I read an article in Bullet and Bow
319 00:13:53,123 00:13:55,083 about how you can sneak up on the deer about how you can sneak up on the deer
320 00:13:55,167 00:13:57,627 and kill them execution style. and kill them execution style.
321 00:13:58,212 00:13:59,842 Probably takes some getting used to, Probably takes some getting used to,
322 00:13:59,922 00:14:01,092 like switching putters. like switching putters.
323 00:14:01,674 00:14:03,634 [light laughter] [light laughter]
324 00:14:03,717 00:14:07,347 To be honest... I-- I've been bringing in even more business than Deacon has. To be honest... I-- I've been bringing in even more business than Deacon has.
325 00:14:07,429 00:14:10,349 Mm-hm. Yeah, I think he's even getting jealous of his little brother. Mm-hm. Yeah, I think he's even getting jealous of his little brother.
326 00:14:10,850 00:14:13,480 [laughter] [laughter]
327 00:14:13,561 00:14:16,231 With all the work that Anderson has been doing for the company, With all the work that Anderson has been doing for the company,
328 00:14:16,313 00:14:18,193 pretty soon you're gonna have  to change the name pretty soon you're gonna have  to change the name
329 00:14:18,274 00:14:20,484 from, "Wesley and Son" to "Wesley and Sons." from, "Wesley and Son" to "Wesley and Sons."
330 00:14:21,068 00:14:23,068 Plural. Like making Anderson a partner. Plural. Like making Anderson a partner.
331 00:14:23,153 00:14:26,323 I don't know how anybody  can talk about work these days I don't know how anybody  can talk about work these days
332 00:14:26,407 00:14:30,657 with that lunatic running around decapitating statues. with that lunatic running around decapitating statues.
333 00:14:31,912 00:14:35,212 [groans] Desecrating our proud Southern legacy. [groans] Desecrating our proud Southern legacy.
334 00:14:37,042 00:14:39,302 -Don't do it. -I have to! For America! -Don't do it. -I have to! For America!
335 00:14:39,378 00:14:40,838 Blair, no. You heard Mom. Stop it! Blair, no. You heard Mom. Stop it!
336 00:14:40,921 00:14:42,171 I can't. I can't help it. I can't. I can't help it.
337 00:14:42,256 00:14:43,876 It's like a sneeze. Here it comes! It's like a sneeze. Here it comes!
338 00:14:43,966 00:14:45,466 I think what that woman is doing I think what that woman is doing
339 00:14:45,551 00:14:47,091 is a brave political statement. is a brave political statement.
340 00:14:47,177 00:14:48,677 And I, for one, applaud her. And I, for one, applaud her.
341 00:14:51,557 00:14:52,807 [mother clears throat] [mother clears throat]
342 00:14:53,601 00:14:55,271 [Big Daddy] If y'all will excuse me, [Big Daddy] If y'all will excuse me,
343 00:14:55,352 00:14:58,902 I believe I will enjoy my bisque on the veranda. I believe I will enjoy my bisque on the veranda.
344 00:15:16,624 00:15:17,464 Dang! Dang!
345 00:15:18,334 00:15:19,294 Look at this place. Look at this place.
346 00:15:20,669 00:15:23,259 Looks like a jerk-off booth for the Dukes of Hazzard. Looks like a jerk-off booth for the Dukes of Hazzard.
347 00:15:24,715 00:15:26,175 Well, hello there. Well, hello there.
348 00:15:26,675 00:15:27,925 Oh, what a wonderful sight, Oh, what a wonderful sight,
349 00:15:28,010 00:15:29,850 to see two young people still dress up to see two young people still dress up
350 00:15:29,929 00:15:32,219 to come celebrate their rich heritage as... to come celebrate their rich heritage as...
351 00:15:32,932 00:15:36,232 Oh-- Okay, look, if y'all are protestors, Oh-- Okay, look, if y'all are protestors,
352 00:15:36,310 00:15:39,230 you need to stay at least five hundred feet from the front door. you need to stay at least five hundred feet from the front door.
353 00:15:39,313 00:15:41,443 We're not protestors. I'm a bounty hunter. We're not protestors. I'm a bounty hunter.
354 00:15:41,732 00:15:44,322 I'm trying to track down the woman who's decapitating those statues I'm trying to track down the woman who's decapitating those statues
355 00:15:44,401 00:15:45,951 -so I can arrest her. -Oh. -so I can arrest her. -Oh.
356 00:15:46,028 00:15:47,028 Well, I'm surprised, Well, I'm surprised,
357 00:15:47,112 00:15:49,872 -but I'm delighted to hear that. -All right. -but I'm delighted to hear that. -All right.
358 00:15:49,949 00:15:51,909 I must say this whole Ben Carson experiment I must say this whole Ben Carson experiment
359 00:15:51,992 00:15:53,542 is working out after all. is working out after all.
360 00:15:53,619 00:15:56,619 Um, we'd like to speak to one of the Sisters of the Confederacy, please. Um, we'd like to speak to one of the Sisters of the Confederacy, please.
361 00:15:56,705 00:15:57,665 Well, you got one right here. Well, you got one right here.
362 00:15:57,748 00:15:59,208 Sister Jim, at your service. Sister Jim, at your service.
363 00:15:59,541 00:16:01,131 Aren't sisters usually women? Aren't sisters usually women?
364 00:16:01,210 00:16:03,250 Ah, that's an antiquated way of thinking. Ah, that's an antiquated way of thinking.
365 00:16:03,337 00:16:06,547 It's 2020! Men can be women, women can be governors, It's 2020! Men can be women, women can be governors,
366 00:16:06,632 00:16:09,512 but not in Georgia, yet, thank God. [chuckles] but not in Georgia, yet, thank God. [chuckles]
367 00:16:09,593 00:16:11,553 Anyhow, how can I help y'all? Anyhow, how can I help y'all?
368 00:16:12,388 00:16:14,888 I'm telling you, I've looked at this thing a hundred ways I'm telling you, I've looked at this thing a hundred ways
369 00:16:14,974 00:16:17,024 and I can't figure out any rhyme or reason and I can't figure out any rhyme or reason
370 00:16:17,101 00:16:18,851 to which statues this woman is hitting. to which statues this woman is hitting.
371 00:16:18,936 00:16:20,896 It's not chronological, it's not alphabetical-- It's not chronological, it's not alphabetical--
372 00:16:20,980 00:16:22,110 Could it be phallic-al? Could it be phallic-al?
373 00:16:22,189 00:16:23,939 Okay, enough with the "phallic-al". Okay, enough with the "phallic-al".
374 00:16:24,024 00:16:25,864 What's this... emblem right here? What's this... emblem right here?
375 00:16:25,943 00:16:28,243 Oh. Oh, that's a commemorative emblem Oh. Oh, that's a commemorative emblem
376 00:16:28,320 00:16:30,410 for those who fought in the Battle of Peachtree Creek. for those who fought in the Battle of Peachtree Creek.
377 00:16:30,739 00:16:31,909 Huge victory for us! Huge victory for us!
378 00:16:31,991 00:16:34,791 Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that emblem before somewhere. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that emblem before somewhere.
379 00:16:34,868 00:16:36,498 Where-- There! Right here. Where-- There! Right here.
380 00:16:36,745 00:16:38,615 This guy. He fought in the same battle? This guy. He fought in the same battle?
381 00:16:38,747 00:16:41,997 Gosh, maybe all these soldiers fought at Peachtree Creek. Gosh, maybe all these soldiers fought at Peachtree Creek.
382 00:16:49,008 00:16:50,758 He's right, they did. He's right, they did.
383 00:16:50,843 00:16:51,933 [taps photo] [taps photo]
384 00:16:52,011 00:16:53,681 Oh, my God, did we just solve a mystery? Oh, my God, did we just solve a mystery?
385 00:16:54,805 00:16:56,385 Oh, my God! We're like Nancy Drew! Oh, my God! We're like Nancy Drew!
386 00:16:56,473 00:16:59,183 -[chuckling] -Hey! Hey! Hey, come on! -[chuckling] -Hey! Hey! Hey, come on!
387 00:16:59,977 00:17:02,097 What's happ--? Easy, Sister. Come on, Sister. What's happ--? Easy, Sister. Come on, Sister.
388 00:17:02,187 00:17:05,607 Wait-- Wait, there's one that isn't listed in the Battle of Peachtree Creek. Wait-- Wait, there's one that isn't listed in the Battle of Peachtree Creek.
389 00:17:06,025 00:17:09,065 -General Horace Grover Winfield. -[Sister Jim] Well, that's right. -General Horace Grover Winfield. -[Sister Jim] Well, that's right.
390 00:17:09,153 00:17:10,743 Winfield's regiment would have been occupied Winfield's regiment would have been occupied
391 00:17:10,821 00:17:12,911 in the Siege of Petersburg in July of '64. in the Siege of Petersburg in July of '64.
392 00:17:12,990 00:17:14,490 [Bowser] It's gotta be a mistake. [Bowser] It's gotta be a mistake.
393 00:17:14,575 00:17:17,155 Maybe the list is wrong or maybe Clea messed up Maybe the list is wrong or maybe Clea messed up
394 00:17:17,244 00:17:20,584 and she thought Winfield fought at this battle, and he didn't. and she thought Winfield fought at this battle, and he didn't.
395 00:17:20,873 00:17:22,793 It's too close not to be it. It's too close not to be it.
396 00:17:22,875 00:17:24,205 It's gotta be Peachtree Creek. It's gotta be Peachtree Creek.
397 00:17:24,293 00:17:26,303 We need to figure out who else fought in that battle We need to figure out who else fought in that battle
398 00:17:26,378 00:17:28,958 -that has a statue somewhere near the-- -Rutherford Quincy Thigpen, -that has a statue somewhere near the-- -Rutherford Quincy Thigpen,
399 00:17:29,048 00:17:32,258 born 1830, died 1863 when he-- born 1830, died 1863 when he--
400 00:17:32,342 00:17:35,432 His statue was erected in 1919  in Bellwood Park. His statue was erected in 1919  in Bellwood Park.
401 00:17:35,512 00:17:36,472 Ew. Ew.
402 00:17:36,555 00:17:37,465 Erected. Erected.
403 00:17:37,556 00:17:38,466 Ew. Ew.
404 00:17:38,891 00:17:39,731 Ew. Ew.
405 00:17:39,808 00:17:40,888 -[both giggle] -It's so gross. -[both giggle] -It's so gross.
406 00:17:40,976 00:17:42,266 -It says it right there. -I know. -It says it right there. -I know.
407 00:17:42,352 00:17:43,772 All right, so that's it, All right, so that's it,
408 00:17:43,854 00:17:44,814 -Bellwood Park. -Bellwood Park! -Bellwood Park. -Bellwood Park!
409 00:17:44,897 00:17:46,107 -That's it. -Okay. -That's it. -Okay.
410 00:18:01,914 00:18:02,754 'Sup? 'Sup?
411 00:18:04,625 00:18:05,625 Mind if I hang? Mind if I hang?
412 00:18:06,418 00:18:08,548 Shouldn't you be hanging out with your God gang? Shouldn't you be hanging out with your God gang?
413 00:18:08,629 00:18:10,169 Oh, I got kicked out. [chuckles] Oh, I got kicked out. [chuckles]
414 00:18:11,507 00:18:12,337 What for? What for?
415 00:18:12,716 00:18:14,256 Intercourse, ever heard of it? Intercourse, ever heard of it?
416 00:18:15,928 00:18:18,098 Uh, I'm in the market for a new crew. Uh, I'm in the market for a new crew.
417 00:18:18,347 00:18:19,517 What are you guys into? What are you guys into?
418 00:18:19,932 00:18:20,812 Satanic temple. Satanic temple.
419 00:18:23,143 00:18:26,563 [exhales deeply] So, like... devil worshipping and stuff? [exhales deeply] So, like... devil worshipping and stuff?
420 00:18:26,647 00:18:27,477 Even better. Even better.
421 00:18:27,564 00:18:29,904 We promote egalitarianism, social justice We promote egalitarianism, social justice
422 00:18:29,983 00:18:31,533 and the separation of church and state. and the separation of church and state.
423 00:18:32,736 00:18:33,566 Uh... Uh...
424 00:18:33,654 00:18:36,244 Through like, potions and hellfire Through like, potions and hellfire
425 00:18:36,323 00:18:37,243 and, um... and, um...
426 00:18:37,866 00:18:40,826 [in deep voice] Lamb of God. [chuckles] My sister loves them. [in deep voice] Lamb of God. [chuckles] My sister loves them.
427 00:18:41,161 00:18:43,081 No, through altruism. No, through altruism.
428 00:18:43,330 00:18:46,170 Performance art, member gatherings and community outreach. Performance art, member gatherings and community outreach.
429 00:18:46,500 00:18:48,420 This is an after-school program This is an after-school program
430 00:18:48,502 00:18:50,462 we run every day for the middle school kids. we run every day for the middle school kids.
431 00:18:51,004 00:18:52,674 We're actually looking for some volunteers, We're actually looking for some volunteers,
432 00:18:54,216 00:18:55,086 if you want to sign up. if you want to sign up.
433 00:18:56,844 00:18:57,854 Oh, wow, that's a lot. Oh, wow, that's a lot.
434 00:18:57,928 00:19:00,678 You know, I might have some potential conflicts, You know, I might have some potential conflicts,
435 00:19:00,764 00:19:02,354 but I will let you know. but I will let you know.
436 00:19:02,933 00:19:04,733 Well, we have weekend events, too. Well, we have weekend events, too.
437 00:19:04,810 00:19:06,440 We're doing a car wash for Lupus this Sunday. We're doing a car wash for Lupus this Sunday.
438 00:19:06,520 00:19:08,440 There's an extra goat torso if you're interested. There's an extra goat torso if you're interested.
439 00:19:08,522 00:19:09,902 It comes with little horns. It comes with little horns.
440 00:19:11,900 00:19:13,030 [thud] [thud]
441 00:19:13,652 00:19:16,032 [sighs] The life of a bad kid is so demanding. [sighs] The life of a bad kid is so demanding.
442 00:19:16,113 00:19:18,453 -Separating churches from their states... -[music playing] -Separating churches from their states... -[music playing]
443 00:19:18,532 00:19:20,872 -washing cars and-- -Sounds like you dodged a bullet. -washing cars and-- -Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
444 00:19:21,410 00:19:22,450 I am so upset. I am so upset.
445 00:19:22,536 00:19:24,406 I just wish this whole thing had never happened. I just wish this whole thing had never happened.
446 00:19:24,496 00:19:26,116 That you never had sex with Luke? That you never had sex with Luke?
447 00:19:26,540 00:19:28,630 No, no. Luke and I are in love, No, no. Luke and I are in love,
448 00:19:28,709 00:19:30,589 and I'm right with my God. and I'm right with my God.
449 00:19:30,669 00:19:32,749 I just... [breathes deeply] I just... [breathes deeply]
450 00:19:32,838 00:19:35,258 I wish that I'd never admitted it in Fellowship, I wish that I'd never admitted it in Fellowship,
451 00:19:35,674 00:19:37,054 because those judgmental jerks because those judgmental jerks
452 00:19:37,134 00:19:39,184 view making love with your long-term boyfriend view making love with your long-term boyfriend
453 00:19:39,261 00:19:41,391 on the same level as, like, mass murder. on the same level as, like, mass murder.
454 00:19:41,972 00:19:44,062 I'm basically the Hillside Strangler. I'm basically the Hillside Strangler.
455 00:19:44,141 00:19:45,521 You're a good person. You're a good person.
456 00:19:45,601 00:19:48,231 You cried last week when you stepped on that roly poly. You cried last week when you stepped on that roly poly.
457 00:19:48,312 00:19:49,732 Well, he was just living his life. Well, he was just living his life.
458 00:19:49,813 00:19:50,653 Yeah. Yeah.
459 00:19:51,523 00:19:52,523 I'll find my people. I'll find my people.
460 00:19:53,150 00:19:54,400 -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah. -Yeah.
461 00:19:54,693 00:19:55,653 And what about you? And what about you?
462 00:19:56,528 00:19:57,448 What about me? What about me?
463 00:19:57,529 00:20:00,489 Um, why are you bringing Miles to Bargain Hole? Um, why are you bringing Miles to Bargain Hole?
464 00:20:00,574 00:20:03,874 I want this to feel as little like a date as possible I want this to feel as little like a date as possible
465 00:20:03,952 00:20:06,712 while still meeting the technical parameters of a date. while still meeting the technical parameters of a date.
466 00:20:06,955 00:20:09,035 There's food and there's music. There's food and there's music.
467 00:20:09,374 00:20:11,884 Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners. Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners.
468 00:20:11,960 00:20:13,920 I saw a picture of a cat curled up on one I saw a picture of a cat curled up on one
469 00:20:14,004 00:20:15,384 and she looked so comfortable. and she looked so comfortable.
470 00:20:15,464 00:20:16,594 Cool. Okay. Cool. Okay.
471 00:20:16,673 00:20:18,633 Are you sure that you don't want to, like, go home Are you sure that you don't want to, like, go home
472 00:20:18,717 00:20:20,757 and change and shower though? and change and shower though?
473 00:20:20,844 00:20:23,684 -You smell like the inside of a leg cast. -Ooh. -You smell like the inside of a leg cast. -Ooh.
474 00:20:24,389 00:20:26,429 -Nah, I'm good. -Okay. -Nah, I'm good. -Okay.
475 00:20:26,516 00:20:27,346 Okay. Okay.
476 00:20:27,893 00:20:29,813 -Oh, God. -You can do it. -Oh, God. -You can do it.
477 00:20:31,188 00:20:32,188 [groans] [groans]
478 00:20:32,814 00:20:33,694 Love you! Love you!
479 00:21:02,094 00:21:04,814 [funky soulful music] [funky soulful music]
480 00:21:27,577 00:21:28,407 Hey. Hey.
481 00:21:29,830 00:21:31,080 Hot-- Hey. Hot-- Hey.
482 00:21:31,540 00:21:34,080 Hey, to you. And to yours. Hey, to you. And to yours.
483 00:21:34,501 00:21:36,381 I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood. I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood.
484 00:21:36,545 00:21:38,335 I thought tonight was supposed to be our date. I thought tonight was supposed to be our date.
485 00:21:39,214 00:21:41,434 It-- It is. [stammers] It-- It is. [stammers]
486 00:21:41,967 00:21:43,467 That's why I wanted to bring you That's why I wanted to bring you
487 00:21:43,552 00:21:45,722 somewhere really special to me, somewhere really special to me,
488 00:21:45,804 00:21:49,144 where I've had some of my happiest memories. where I've had some of my happiest memories.
489 00:21:53,520 00:21:55,110 And I wore an outfit And I wore an outfit
490 00:21:55,355 00:21:57,975 that says a lot about me as a woman. that says a lot about me as a woman.
491 00:21:59,901 00:22:01,651 -And a goalie. -Yeah. -And a goalie. -Yeah.
492 00:22:01,737 00:22:04,157 You look great. I love your outfit! You look great. I love your outfit!
493 00:22:04,239 00:22:05,659 This? I just threw this on. This? I just threw this on.
494 00:22:05,907 00:22:07,327 Came straight from the metal shop. Came straight from the metal shop.
495 00:22:07,409 00:22:09,829 I'm in the middle of welding this copper monocle I'm in the middle of welding this copper monocle
496 00:22:09,911 00:22:12,461 for a Steampunk rave I'm DJing in Castleberry Hill. for a Steampunk rave I'm DJing in Castleberry Hill.
497 00:22:13,415 00:22:14,245 So... So...
498 00:22:16,043 00:22:17,133 Let's go get some food, Let's go get some food,
499 00:22:17,210 00:22:20,800 and then we can... uh, check out the... and then we can... uh, check out the...
500 00:22:20,881 00:22:22,591 uh-- Oh, the knife sharpening station, uh-- Oh, the knife sharpening station,
501 00:22:22,674 00:22:25,514 because I-- I, like, love danger. because I-- I, like, love danger.
502 00:22:26,845 00:22:28,715 -Cool. Yeah. -Cool, yeah. -Cool. Yeah. -Cool, yeah.
503 00:22:40,275 00:22:41,355 Mm. Mm.
504 00:22:45,489 00:22:46,659 -Mm. -[coughs] -Mm. -[coughs]
505 00:22:46,740 00:22:48,240 [chuckles and clears throat] [chuckles and clears throat]
506 00:22:49,201 00:22:51,081 -More tea? -Thank you, sure. -More tea? -Thank you, sure.
507 00:22:53,747 00:22:57,877 Now, are you sure that you and Big Daddy won't stay for dinner? Now, are you sure that you and Big Daddy won't stay for dinner?
508 00:22:58,168 00:23:02,418 -You know, I'm roasting a chicken. -Oh, is that what that smell is? -You know, I'm roasting a chicken. -Oh, is that what that smell is?
509 00:23:02,506 00:23:05,676 [chuckles] I thought maybe an owl got stuck in the bug zapper. [chuckles] I thought maybe an owl got stuck in the bug zapper.
510 00:23:08,845 00:23:10,095 Ah. Ah.
511 00:23:10,180 00:23:11,390 How was wood chopping? How was wood chopping?
512 00:23:12,474 00:23:13,564 [mother gasps] [mother gasps]
513 00:23:13,642 00:23:16,942 Anderson still doesn't know how to hold an ax like a man. Anderson still doesn't know how to hold an ax like a man.
514 00:23:17,354 00:23:18,484 So, I told him to stop. So, I told him to stop.
515 00:23:19,022 00:23:20,732 We'll try it again in a few months. We'll try it again in a few months.
516 00:23:23,110 00:23:26,280 I-- I think we should be gettin' back to the hotel. I-- I think we should be gettin' back to the hotel.
517 00:23:26,363 00:23:29,203 Uh, are you sure y'all won't stay here with us? Uh, are you sure y'all won't stay here with us?
518 00:23:29,282 00:23:30,952 We have so much room. We have so much room.
519 00:23:31,034 00:23:33,164 Oh, honey, we don't want to be a bother. Oh, honey, we don't want to be a bother.
520 00:23:33,245 00:23:37,325 And besides, you have so much housework you obviously need to do. And besides, you have so much housework you obviously need to do.
521 00:23:37,416 00:23:39,626 Then we'll see you tomorrow at brunch. Then we'll see you tomorrow at brunch.
522 00:23:39,793 00:23:41,343 -[blows kiss] -Bye, now. -[blows kiss] -Bye, now.
523 00:23:45,048 00:23:46,258 [Debbie] See y'all tomorrow! [Debbie] See y'all tomorrow!
524 00:23:48,844 00:23:50,894 Well, Anderson, what did he say? Well, Anderson, what did he say?
525 00:23:52,013 00:23:53,013 He didn't say much. He didn't say much.
526 00:23:53,348 00:23:55,428 Well, he said I hold an ax like a penguin. [chuckles] Well, he said I hold an ax like a penguin. [chuckles]
527 00:23:55,517 00:23:57,437 And then he called me a penguin for a while. And then he called me a penguin for a while.
528 00:23:57,519 00:23:59,559 And then he just shortened that to "Guin", And then he just shortened that to "Guin",
529 00:23:59,646 00:24:01,766 and then he stumbled into "Gwyneth Paltrow." and then he stumbled into "Gwyneth Paltrow."
530 00:24:01,857 00:24:02,897 [snickers] [snickers]
531 00:24:02,983 00:24:04,033 He seemed to enjoy that. He seemed to enjoy that.
532 00:24:04,109 00:24:06,449 No, no, no, what did he say about making you partner? No, no, no, what did he say about making you partner?
533 00:24:06,528 00:24:07,648 Oh. Um... Oh. Um...
534 00:24:07,737 00:24:08,817 He never brought it up. He never brought it up.
535 00:24:08,905 00:24:10,115 -He never brought it up? -Mm-mm. -He never brought it up? -Mm-mm.
536 00:24:10,198 00:24:12,238 Wha-- You're supposed to bring it up. Wha-- You're supposed to bring it up.
537 00:24:12,534 00:24:14,704 You know full well Big Daddy isn't gonna bring it up himself. You know full well Big Daddy isn't gonna bring it up himself.
538 00:24:14,786 00:24:16,116 Now's not the right time. Now's not the right time.
539 00:24:16,204 00:24:17,164 They'll be back at Christmas, They'll be back at Christmas,
540 00:24:17,247 00:24:18,997 and he's always high on the Lord's birth. and he's always high on the Lord's birth.
541 00:24:19,082 00:24:20,172 I'll ask him then. I'll ask him then.
542 00:24:20,250 00:24:23,040 Christmas? Honey, why will you not just take the bull by the horns? Christmas? Honey, why will you not just take the bull by the horns?
543 00:24:23,128 00:24:25,168 It's like I care about this  more than you do! It's like I care about this  more than you do!
544 00:24:25,255 00:24:27,755 It is like you care about it more than I do and-- It is like you care about it more than I do and--
545 00:24:28,592 00:24:29,432 Why is that? Why is that?
546 00:24:29,509 00:24:31,049 I mean, it's not like we need the money. I mean, it's not like we need the money.
547 00:24:31,136 00:24:32,636 Unless there's something I don't know. Unless there's something I don't know.
548 00:24:35,557 00:24:36,387 I... I...
549 00:24:36,975 00:24:39,225 I just wish that you... I just wish that you...
550 00:24:41,480 00:24:43,230 would stand up for yourself. would stand up for yourself.
551 00:24:46,693 00:24:47,613 Huh? Huh?
552 00:24:48,945 00:24:51,735 What happened to the man that I married? What happened to the man that I married?
553 00:24:52,741 00:24:54,201 He wasn't afraid of anything. He wasn't afraid of anything.
554 00:24:57,037 00:24:58,157 I miss that man. I miss that man.
555 00:25:19,768 00:25:21,768 [music playing] [music playing]
556 00:25:22,646 00:25:23,606 Oh, how's your Ensure? Oh, how's your Ensure?
557 00:25:24,064 00:25:25,074 It's... plain. It's... plain.
558 00:25:25,273 00:25:26,233 Yeah, good, right? Yeah, good, right?
559 00:25:26,316 00:25:27,566 My dad drinks wine like this-- My dad drinks wine like this--
560 00:25:29,110 00:25:30,490 [slurping] [slurping]
561 00:25:35,450 00:25:36,280 Yeah. Yeah.
562 00:25:37,369 00:25:38,409 [Blair clears throat] [Blair clears throat]
563 00:25:40,330 00:25:42,500 Hi. Two taquitos, please. Hi. Two taquitos, please.
564 00:25:42,582 00:25:44,132 Sorry, I just gave out my last one. Sorry, I just gave out my last one.
565 00:25:44,709 00:25:47,379 Uh... Do you think you could just heat up some more? Uh... Do you think you could just heat up some more?
566 00:25:47,462 00:25:48,802 We've been waiting in line. We've been waiting in line.
567 00:25:50,632 00:25:52,762 Okay, that's-- Yeah, that's no worries. Okay, that's-- Yeah, that's no worries.
568 00:25:52,842 00:25:54,512 I'm taking the crumb napkin. I'm taking the crumb napkin.
569 00:25:54,594 00:25:57,314 -You're gonna take the crumb napkin? -Yeah, because it just-- -You're gonna take the crumb napkin? -Yeah, because it just--
570 00:25:57,389 00:25:58,889 Oh, my God, it looks so delicious. Oh, my God, it looks so delicious.
571 00:25:58,974 00:26:00,104 Thank you, so much. Thank you, so much.
572 00:26:00,183 00:26:01,143 Have a blessed day. Have a blessed day.
573 00:26:02,060 00:26:04,480 Come on.  Let's dine on the patio, shall we? Come on.  Let's dine on the patio, shall we?
574 00:26:11,194 00:26:12,204 So this is nice. So this is nice.
575 00:26:14,322 00:26:16,452 So, what kind of music do you listen to? So, what kind of music do you listen to?
576 00:26:16,533 00:26:19,453 I've been listening to a lot of Linqua Franqa, Lil Keed. I've been listening to a lot of Linqua Franqa, Lil Keed.
577 00:26:20,078 00:26:22,288 Yeah, the new Thouxanbanfauni? It's dope. Yeah, the new Thouxanbanfauni? It's dope.
578 00:26:24,124 00:26:25,504 Thou-zan... Thou-zan...
579 00:26:26,251 00:26:27,671 -Thouxanbanfauni. -[woman] Hi, there. -Thouxanbanfauni. -[woman] Hi, there.
580 00:26:27,752 00:26:30,052 Interested in the Vera Cruz seven-piece, I see? Interested in the Vera Cruz seven-piece, I see?
581 00:26:30,130 00:26:32,050 Do you mind? We're on a date right now. Do you mind? We're on a date right now.
582 00:26:32,132 00:26:32,972 A date? A date?
583 00:26:33,550 00:26:35,260 At... Bargain Hole? At... Bargain Hole?
584 00:26:41,516 00:26:42,636 Wow. Wow.
585 00:26:43,393 00:26:45,153 Actually... um, I gotta get going. Actually... um, I gotta get going.
586 00:26:45,228 00:26:46,268 Going? Where? Going? Where?
587 00:26:46,354 00:26:48,404 It's early. We should catch a flick in the TV section. It's early. We should catch a flick in the TV section.
588 00:26:48,481 00:26:50,031 I think Zootopia just started. I think Zootopia just started.
589 00:26:50,108 00:26:52,108 I promised my sister I'd come to this party she's having. I promised my sister I'd come to this party she's having.
590 00:26:52,193 00:26:54,203 Oh, a party. Perfect! I'll come with you. Oh, a party. Perfect! I'll come with you.
591 00:26:57,490 00:26:58,330 Oh. Uh... Oh. Uh...
592 00:26:58,408 00:27:00,158 Actually, I just had this great idea. Actually, I just had this great idea.
593 00:27:00,285 00:27:01,995 I'll change first and meet you there. I'll change first and meet you there.
594 00:27:02,871 00:27:05,461 -Okay. Yeah. -Okay, um... text me the addy. -Okay. Yeah. -Okay, um... text me the addy.
595 00:27:06,041 00:27:07,461 [chewing] [chewing]
596 00:27:07,542 00:27:09,342 ...and the football team already had tryouts. ...and the football team already had tryouts.
597 00:27:09,419 00:27:10,799 And I can't do cross country And I can't do cross country
598 00:27:10,879 00:27:13,629 because running makes me carsick, you know? because running makes me carsick, you know?
599 00:27:14,257 00:27:16,637 And soccer's just for French people. And soccer's just for French people.
600 00:27:17,010 00:27:18,220 This is hopeless. This is hopeless.
601 00:27:18,887 00:27:20,057 [breathes deeply] [breathes deeply]
602 00:27:20,138 00:27:21,258 Without a team to be a part of, Without a team to be a part of,
603 00:27:21,348 00:27:24,138 my life literally, literally has no purpose. my life literally, literally has no purpose.
604 00:27:24,851 00:27:26,561 [Sterling] Hey, we're Team SterLuke. [Sterling] Hey, we're Team SterLuke.
605 00:27:27,228 00:27:28,978 [cell phone rings] [cell phone rings]
606 00:27:30,649 00:27:32,899 Hey, I thought I wasn't supposed to pick you up for another hour. Hey, I thought I wasn't supposed to pick you up for another hour.
607 00:27:32,984 00:27:35,244 Get over here now and pick me up! Get over here now and pick me up!
608 00:27:35,320 00:27:36,990 What's wrong? Did Miles do something creepy? What's wrong? Did Miles do something creepy?
609 00:27:37,072 00:27:38,992 No, worse! He's hot! No, worse! He's hot!
610 00:27:39,074 00:27:41,454 What? What's the problem, then? I don't understand. What? What's the problem, then? I don't understand.
611 00:27:41,534 00:27:43,754 Just... stop asking questions, there's no time. Just... stop asking questions, there's no time.
612 00:27:44,120 00:27:45,620 We're going to a college party with him. We're going to a college party with him.
613 00:27:45,705 00:27:46,865 So, just get over here, stat! So, just get over here, stat!
614 00:27:46,956 00:27:48,036 A college party? A college party?
615 00:27:48,124 00:27:49,794 Wait a minute, that's perfect! Wait a minute, that's perfect!
616 00:27:49,876 00:27:51,746 That's who I should be hanging out with, college kids! That's who I should be hanging out with, college kids!
617 00:27:51,836 00:27:53,876 Everybody here is either too intense or too immature. Everybody here is either too intense or too immature.
618 00:27:53,963 00:27:55,133 I need friends who are, like-- I need friends who are, like--
619 00:27:55,215 00:27:57,545 Just get the hell over here and pick me up! Just get the hell over here and pick me up!
620 00:27:57,759 00:27:58,799 Miles is hot! Miles is hot!
621 00:27:58,885 00:28:00,885 I repeat-- Miles is hot! I repeat-- Miles is hot!
622 00:28:02,430 00:28:03,310 Okay. Okay.
623 00:28:08,561 00:28:10,191 I gotta go, babe. Blair needs me. I gotta go, babe. Blair needs me.
624 00:28:10,271 00:28:11,191 You gonna be okay? You gonna be okay?
625 00:28:11,272 00:28:13,362 Wait, what? You going to a college party? Wait, what? You going to a college party?
626 00:28:13,858 00:28:15,938 Someone's hot at a college party? Someone's hot at a college party?
627 00:28:19,072 00:28:20,072 I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
628 00:28:20,573 00:28:21,413 [door opens] [door opens]
629 00:28:22,701 00:28:23,541 [door closes] [door closes]
630 00:28:26,746 00:28:28,996 We, uh... have this space reserved. We, uh... have this space reserved.
631 00:28:29,082 00:28:29,922 Oh. Oh.
632 00:28:30,875 00:28:31,785 Uh... Uh...
633 00:28:34,045 00:28:34,955 You all right, bud? You all right, bud?
634 00:28:36,089 00:28:37,549 Uh, actually, no. Uh, actually, no.
635 00:28:38,174 00:28:39,014 Not really. Not really.
636 00:28:39,634 00:28:40,724 If you got the blues. If you got the blues.
637 00:28:41,136 00:28:42,636 You know what to do with 'em, don't ya? You know what to do with 'em, don't ya?
638 00:28:43,304 00:28:44,644 [strums tone] [strums tone]
639 00:28:48,727 00:28:51,147 [hip hop music playing] [hip hop music playing]
640 00:29:00,321 00:29:01,531 [funky soulful music] [funky soulful music]
641 00:29:10,623 00:29:12,503 [hip hop music playing] [hip hop music playing]
642 00:29:18,923 00:29:20,593 Wow, college kids! Wow, college kids!
643 00:29:20,967 00:29:23,217 Philosophical, deep, no boundaries. Philosophical, deep, no boundaries.
644 00:29:23,303 00:29:24,353 Why didn't I think of this sooner? Why didn't I think of this sooner?
645 00:29:24,429 00:29:25,429 These are my people! These are my people!
646 00:29:25,513 00:29:26,563 Shh. Shh.
647 00:29:27,223 00:29:28,313 Hey. Hey.
648 00:29:28,391 00:29:30,521 Dude, I'm trying to make Miles think that I'm cool. Dude, I'm trying to make Miles think that I'm cool.
649 00:29:30,602 00:29:32,522 Can we just... be chill? Can we just... be chill?
650 00:29:47,076 00:29:49,286 Oh, hey, take my photo. I want to put it in my story Oh, hey, take my photo. I want to put it in my story
651 00:29:49,370 00:29:50,580 so that everyone can see me partying so that everyone can see me partying
652 00:29:50,663 00:29:52,083 with my cool, new college friends. with my cool, new college friends.
653 00:29:52,165 00:29:53,575 Drinking is bad, Sterl. Drinking is bad, Sterl.
654 00:29:53,750 00:29:56,630 Yeah, well, so is icing out your peer for enjoying pleasures of the flesh. Yeah, well, so is icing out your peer for enjoying pleasures of the flesh.
655 00:29:56,711 00:29:57,921 -Take the photo. -Okay. -Take the photo. -Okay.
656 00:30:00,799 00:30:01,759 [Blair giggles] [Blair giggles]
657 00:30:02,884 00:30:04,724 I mean, if you're gonna do it, just go for it. I mean, if you're gonna do it, just go for it.
658 00:30:04,803 00:30:06,053 That looks really fake. That looks really fake.
659 00:30:06,137 00:30:07,887 -Like, put it to your lips. -Okay. -Like, put it to your lips. -Okay.
660 00:30:09,933 00:30:11,063 -Ooh. -Oh. -Ooh. -Oh.
661 00:30:12,477 00:30:14,017 Oh, no, a little got in my mouth. What do I do? Oh, no, a little got in my mouth. What do I do?
662 00:30:15,104 00:30:17,154 -Water? -Wait, this tastes pretty good. -Water? -Wait, this tastes pretty good.
663 00:30:17,649 00:30:19,779 Why does everybody say that alcohol tastes like poison? Why does everybody say that alcohol tastes like poison?
664 00:30:19,859 00:30:20,989 It does not taste like that. It does not taste like that.
665 00:30:22,278 00:30:23,488 Does poison taste like cherry? Does poison taste like cherry?
666 00:30:25,323 00:30:27,163 All right, we only have two hours All right, we only have two hours
667 00:30:27,242 00:30:28,542 before we have to go meet Bowser. before we have to go meet Bowser.
668 00:30:28,618 00:30:29,578 I'm gonna go find Miles. I'm gonna go find Miles.
669 00:30:29,661 00:30:31,081 Okay. I'll be chill. Okay. I'll be chill.
670 00:30:31,538 00:30:33,038 It's time for the Blair Show, baby. It's time for the Blair Show, baby.
671 00:30:39,128 00:30:40,628 Sterling Wesley, how the heck are ya? Sterling Wesley, how the heck are ya?
672 00:30:41,297 00:30:42,467 [chuckles] Hey. [chuckles] Hey.
673 00:30:50,390 00:30:51,430 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
674 00:30:52,684 00:30:54,394 All right. [exhales deeply] All right. [exhales deeply]
675 00:30:56,104 00:30:58,064 Prepare to have your ass kicked, fruit. Prepare to have your ass kicked, fruit.
676 00:30:58,606 00:31:00,276 [video game bleeping] [video game bleeping]
677 00:31:04,153 00:31:06,323 [rustling] [rustling]
678 00:31:24,257 00:31:25,877 [liquid drizzling] [liquid drizzling]
679 00:31:25,967 00:31:26,927 Freeze! Freeze!
680 00:31:28,052 00:31:30,682 Oh. Damn it, you made me pee on my watch. Oh. Damn it, you made me pee on my watch.
681 00:31:30,763 00:31:31,683 Sister Jim? Sister Jim?
682 00:31:32,473 00:31:34,233 -What the hell are you doing here? -Same as you, Bowser. -What the hell are you doing here? -Same as you, Bowser.
683 00:31:34,309 00:31:35,939 Making sure we catch our bandit. Making sure we catch our bandit.
684 00:31:36,019 00:31:37,439 Figured you need some help. Figured you need some help.
685 00:31:39,480 00:31:41,270 Come on, we're cooking up some sausages Come on, we're cooking up some sausages
686 00:31:41,357 00:31:42,687 on the engine of my Chevy. on the engine of my Chevy.
687 00:31:45,153 00:31:46,073 Did you say "we"? Did you say "we"?
688 00:31:46,696 00:31:47,986 What do you mean, "we"? What do you mean, "we"?
689 00:31:48,907 00:31:52,537 Y'all, this is the bounty hunter I was telling you about, Bowser. Y'all, this is the bounty hunter I was telling you about, Bowser.
690 00:31:52,619 00:31:55,749 Bowser, this is Sister Rick, Sister Todd Bowser, this is Sister Rick, Sister Todd
691 00:31:55,830 00:31:57,500 and that there is Sister Ned. and that there is Sister Ned.
692 00:31:57,582 00:31:59,752 Sister Ned just got released on parole this afternoon. Sister Ned just got released on parole this afternoon.
693 00:32:00,001 00:32:02,131 Spent a year in prison on a felony charge. Spent a year in prison on a felony charge.
694 00:32:02,211 00:32:03,671 -Oh, yeah? Which one? -[music playing] -Oh, yeah? Which one? -[music playing]
695 00:32:03,755 00:32:04,705 Indecent exposure. Indecent exposure.
696 00:32:04,797 00:32:05,627 Whipped my johnson out Whipped my johnson out
697 00:32:05,715 00:32:07,875 at a Kid Rock concert  over at the Speedway. at a Kid Rock concert  over at the Speedway.
698 00:32:07,967 00:32:09,967 [all chuckle] [all chuckle]
699 00:32:10,261 00:32:11,431 I was asking which prison, I was asking which prison,
700 00:32:11,512 00:32:13,182 but... good to know. but... good to know.
701 00:32:13,264 00:32:14,644 Damn excited for tonight. Damn excited for tonight.
702 00:32:14,724 00:32:16,274 We gonna get her, ain't we? We gonna get her, ain't we?
703 00:32:16,351 00:32:17,731 [chuckling] No. No. No. [chuckling] No. No. No.
704 00:32:18,311 00:32:19,561 We're not gonna "get her." We're not gonna "get her."
705 00:32:19,646 00:32:22,856 Uh... I'm gonna arrest her and deliver her back to the court. Uh... I'm gonna arrest her and deliver her back to the court.
706 00:32:22,941 00:32:24,481 Yeah. That's right. Yeah. That's right.
707 00:32:24,567 00:32:25,397 We gonna get her. We gonna get her.
708 00:32:25,485 00:32:26,735 -We gonna get her good!  -Yeah. -We gonna get her good!  -Yeah.
709 00:32:26,819 00:32:27,819 [Sister Ned laughs] [Sister Ned laughs]
710 00:32:27,904 00:32:29,784 You know, I almost dated a black woman once, You know, I almost dated a black woman once,
711 00:32:30,156 00:32:32,526 but every time I asked her out, she said no. but every time I asked her out, she said no.
712 00:32:33,201 00:32:34,911 Really? I'm shocked. Really? I'm shocked.
713 00:32:35,370 00:32:37,710 Yeah. Hey, would you guys excuse me for a moment? Yeah. Hey, would you guys excuse me for a moment?
714 00:32:37,789 00:32:40,539 I'm gonna take a walk and look at the statue. I'm gonna take a walk and look at the statue.
715 00:32:41,125 00:32:41,955 All right? All right?
716 00:32:42,835 00:32:43,795 [sighs] [sighs]
717 00:32:43,878 00:32:46,418 Get away from you backwoods, dick-waving, Get away from you backwoods, dick-waving,
718 00:32:46,506 00:32:48,966 engine-block-sausage-eating motherfuckers. engine-block-sausage-eating motherfuckers.
719 00:32:50,426 00:32:51,636 What have we got here? What have we got here?
720 00:32:52,804 00:32:54,354 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
721 00:32:54,847 00:32:56,427 [men chatter] [men chatter]
722 00:33:08,903 00:33:09,863 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
723 00:33:12,782 00:33:13,742 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
724 00:33:21,541 00:33:24,131 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
725 00:33:25,878 00:33:26,878 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
726 00:33:26,963 00:33:28,303 All right, shoot already. All right, shoot already.
727 00:33:30,341 00:33:31,381 [man] Whoo! [man] Whoo!
728 00:33:31,467 00:33:33,177 [hip hop music playing] [hip hop music playing]
729 00:33:38,266 00:33:40,056 [cheering] [cheering]
730 00:34:13,092 00:34:15,092 [cheering and music continue] [cheering and music continue]
731 00:34:52,298 00:34:53,128 So good! So good!
732 00:34:53,883 00:34:55,263 You should try it. Look. You should try it. Look.
733 00:34:59,138 00:35:01,098 You know, I heard Michelle Alexander talk about that. You know, I heard Michelle Alexander talk about that.
734 00:35:01,182 00:35:02,892 She called the private prison industry She called the private prison industry
735 00:35:03,226 00:35:05,646 "this hungry beast with an insatiable appetite." "this hungry beast with an insatiable appetite."
736 00:35:06,270 00:35:07,610 [woman] Wow. [woman] Wow.
737 00:35:07,688 00:35:10,568 Look at Tonya's little brother going to Michelle Alexander lectures. Look at Tonya's little brother going to Michelle Alexander lectures.
738 00:35:10,650 00:35:12,530 Next time, you should bring me as your date. Next time, you should bring me as your date.
739 00:35:19,325 00:35:21,035 This college chick is trying to lure Miles away from me This college chick is trying to lure Miles away from me
740 00:35:21,119 00:35:22,579 with her extra-ass college smart talk. with her extra-ass college smart talk.
741 00:35:22,662 00:35:23,542 What should I do? What should I do?
742 00:35:23,704 00:35:27,634 [drunken gibberish] Well, you know... ladies do... but I said, [drunken gibberish] Well, you know... ladies do... but I said,
743 00:35:27,708 00:35:30,088 "Sixty bucks and get off my property." "Sixty bucks and get off my property."
744 00:35:31,337 00:35:32,757 -What? -[belches] -What? -[belches]
745 00:35:36,050 00:35:40,680 Um... Yeah. Speaking of our broken criminal justice system, Um... Yeah. Speaking of our broken criminal justice system,
746 00:35:40,763 00:35:43,523 I'm thinking about writing a thes... is I'm thinking about writing a thes... is
747 00:35:43,599 00:35:47,229 about the, um, decapitated statue case? about the, um, decapitated statue case?
748 00:35:47,562 00:35:49,442 I really respect Clea Kincaid. I really respect Clea Kincaid.
749 00:35:49,522 00:35:51,442 She is so brave. She is so brave.
750 00:35:52,108 00:35:53,568 That's something we can all agree on. That's something we can all agree on.
751 00:35:53,651 00:35:54,531 Oh, can we? Oh, can we?
752 00:35:56,028 00:35:58,358 Can we... all agree? Can we... all agree?
753 00:35:59,866 00:36:00,736 Um... Um...
754 00:36:01,284 00:36:02,124 Yes? Yes?
755 00:36:02,201 00:36:05,201 So, we're all supposed to, uh, have the same opinion because we're black? So, we're all supposed to, uh, have the same opinion because we're black?
756 00:36:05,288 00:36:06,458 What? No. What? No.
757 00:36:07,081 00:36:09,751 Because she's taking a stance against symbols of hate. Because she's taking a stance against symbols of hate.
758 00:36:10,668 00:36:13,838 Yeah, uh, first of all, tearing down those statues hurts us. Yeah, uh, first of all, tearing down those statues hurts us.
759 00:36:13,921 00:36:14,761 Why? Why?
760 00:36:14,839 00:36:16,839 Who do you think's tax dollars are gonna be diverted to pay for 'em? Who do you think's tax dollars are gonna be diverted to pay for 'em?
761 00:36:16,924 00:36:18,054 They're not gonna fix them. They're not gonna fix them.
762 00:36:18,134 00:36:19,934 Because you already know some right-wing faction's Because you already know some right-wing faction's
763 00:36:20,011 00:36:21,221 gonna fight to have them repaired. gonna fight to have them repaired.
764 00:36:21,304 00:36:22,764 Don't think it's not already happening. Don't think it's not already happening.
765 00:36:22,847 00:36:25,727 Secondly, I believe those statues have to stay up Secondly, I believe those statues have to stay up
766 00:36:26,225 00:36:28,385 as a reminder of the atrocities committed. as a reminder of the atrocities committed.
767 00:36:28,728 00:36:31,108 It's like the greatest drunk text of all time. It's like the greatest drunk text of all time.
768 00:36:31,189 00:36:33,569 You just can't take that shit down from the cloud. You just can't take that shit down from the cloud.
769 00:36:34,442 00:36:36,692 Those statues need to stay there, forever. Those statues need to stay there, forever.
770 00:36:36,777 00:36:39,447 [Blair] Oh, my God, so you're saying you actually side with the people [Blair] Oh, my God, so you're saying you actually side with the people
771 00:36:39,530 00:36:42,780 who want to catch Clea and put her in jail for her political statement? who want to catch Clea and put her in jail for her political statement?
772 00:36:42,867 00:36:44,237 No, I don't side with them! No, I don't side with them!
773 00:36:44,327 00:36:46,247 -Well-- -See, that's your problem. -Well-- -See, that's your problem.
774 00:36:46,329 00:36:48,329 -You think everything's black and white... -[scoffs] -You think everything's black and white... -[scoffs]
775 00:36:48,414 00:36:50,254 right and wrong, column A, column B. right and wrong, column A, column B.
776 00:36:50,666 00:36:52,706 A guy who's worthy of your time A guy who's worthy of your time
777 00:36:53,044 00:36:55,134 or a loser who parks cars. or a loser who parks cars.
778 00:36:55,588 00:36:57,088 What? That is not true. What? That is not true.
779 00:36:59,300 00:37:02,390 Okay, maybe I didn't  pick the best spot for a date. Okay, maybe I didn't  pick the best spot for a date.
780 00:37:02,470 00:37:04,470 -Sorry! -Don't be too hard on yourself. -Sorry! -Don't be too hard on yourself.
781 00:37:04,722 00:37:06,392 Those little taquito crumbs Those little taquito crumbs
782 00:37:06,474 00:37:08,524 and the vanilla osteoporosis supplement, and the vanilla osteoporosis supplement,
783 00:37:08,768 00:37:09,768 wasn't all that bad. wasn't all that bad.
784 00:37:10,186 00:37:11,646 See, just be real with me... See, just be real with me...
785 00:37:11,896 00:37:12,856 for a second. for a second.
786 00:37:13,731 00:37:15,151 You didn't want to date me. You didn't want to date me.
787 00:37:16,108 00:37:17,318 You could've just said that. You could've just said that.
788 00:37:17,985 00:37:21,195 Okay, first of all, it is not my fault that those taquitos ran out. Okay, first of all, it is not my fault that those taquitos ran out.
789 00:37:21,280 00:37:22,240 It's a numbers game. It's a numbers game.
790 00:37:22,323 00:37:23,703 You know that. And second of all-- You know that. And second of all--
791 00:37:23,783 00:37:25,373 Hey! I got it! I got it! Hey! I got it! I got it!
792 00:37:25,451 00:37:28,291 The next statue Clea's gonna hit is the-- The next statue Clea's gonna hit is the--
793 00:37:28,371 00:37:30,921 -[vomits] -[crowd groans] -[vomits] -[crowd groans]
794 00:37:32,250 00:37:33,670 [man, chuckling] Nice! [man, chuckling] Nice!
795 00:37:36,003 00:37:36,843 Listen to me-- Listen to me--
796 00:37:36,921 00:37:39,051 Um, can you please direct your words towards the sky, Um, can you please direct your words towards the sky,
797 00:37:39,131 00:37:41,551 because your puke breath smells like pizza jello. because your puke breath smells like pizza jello.
798 00:37:41,634 00:37:44,974 It's not Peachtree Creek that ties the statues together, it's schools. It's not Peachtree Creek that ties the statues together, it's schools.
799 00:37:45,054 00:37:46,104 They're all near schools. They're all near schools.
800 00:37:46,180 00:37:48,770 -Come on, we gotta tell Bowser. -[muffled] Okay, call him. -Come on, we gotta tell Bowser. -[muffled] Okay, call him.
801 00:37:49,058 00:37:50,058 All right. All right.
802 00:37:50,559 00:37:52,059 What are you talking about schools? What are you talking about schools?
803 00:37:52,144 00:37:53,904 The statue Clea hit last night The statue Clea hit last night
804 00:37:53,980 00:37:55,730 was right opposite Franklin High School, was right opposite Franklin High School,
805 00:37:55,815 00:37:57,435 and the one she hit the night before and the one she hit the night before
806 00:37:57,525 00:38:00,735 was right opposite... um, Maxwell Junior High. was right opposite... um, Maxwell Junior High.
807 00:38:00,820 00:38:02,570 That's where Blair had that cross country meet That's where Blair had that cross country meet
808 00:38:02,655 00:38:03,655 and she found that toe. and she found that toe.
809 00:38:03,739 00:38:06,079 Um, no, it wasn't a toe. It had a hangnail. Um, no, it wasn't a toe. It had a hangnail.
810 00:38:06,158 00:38:07,788 -[groans] -No, think about it, Bowser. -[groans] -No, think about it, Bowser.
811 00:38:07,868 00:38:10,708 That's why Horace Grover Winfield doesn't fit in with the others. That's why Horace Grover Winfield doesn't fit in with the others.
812 00:38:10,788 00:38:12,498 He wasn't in the Battle of Peachtree Creek, He wasn't in the Battle of Peachtree Creek,
813 00:38:12,581 00:38:14,921 but his statue was right opposite Clayton Elementary. but his statue was right opposite Clayton Elementary.
814 00:38:15,001 00:38:16,211 [Bowser] So, which one is she gonna hit? [Bowser] So, which one is she gonna hit?
815 00:38:16,294 00:38:19,594 Corporal Reginald Samantha Culbertson, Corporal Reginald Samantha Culbertson,
816 00:38:19,672 00:38:21,512 right opposite Split Rock Elementary. right opposite Split Rock Elementary.
817 00:38:21,590 00:38:24,510 It's the last statue within a mile of a school left in Atlanta. It's the last statue within a mile of a school left in Atlanta.
818 00:38:25,011 00:38:26,391 All right, good. All right, good.
819 00:38:26,929 00:38:27,929 I'll meet you there, then. I'll meet you there, then.
820 00:38:29,849 00:38:30,679 Meet who where? Meet who where?
821 00:38:30,766 00:38:31,636 [gasp] [gasp]
822 00:38:32,226 00:38:34,976 Hey. I'm just going to meet a friend, that's all. Hey. I'm just going to meet a friend, that's all.
823 00:38:35,062 00:38:36,902 You wouldn't be heading off without us, would ya? You wouldn't be heading off without us, would ya?
824 00:38:36,981 00:38:39,481 I mean, you don't want to go find this lady on your own? I mean, you don't want to go find this lady on your own?
825 00:38:39,984 00:38:41,034 She might get away. She might get away.
826 00:38:41,110 00:38:43,070 You don't want that. Do ya? You don't want that. Do ya?
827 00:38:47,158 00:38:47,988 No! No!
828 00:38:49,118 00:38:49,948 He's running! He's running!
829 00:38:50,369 00:38:51,539 Saddle up, Sisters! Saddle up, Sisters!
830 00:38:51,620 00:38:53,210 Get the sausages off the engine! Get the sausages off the engine!
831 00:38:53,289 00:38:55,209 Move it! Watch your fingers! Move it! Watch your fingers!
832 00:38:55,291 00:38:57,341 You ride shotgun! Let's roll! You ride shotgun! Let's roll!
833 00:38:57,835 00:38:58,995 [Sister Ned] Aw, hell! [Sister Ned] Aw, hell!
834 00:39:02,131 00:39:03,841 [metallic grinding] [metallic grinding]
835 00:39:07,845 00:39:08,715 Ah. Ah.
836 00:39:12,266 00:39:15,136 [Bowser] Clea Kincaid! Freeze! [Bowser] Clea Kincaid! Freeze!
837 00:39:15,227 00:39:16,307 [grinding stops] [grinding stops]
838 00:39:16,395 00:39:17,805 I'm a Bail Enforcement Agent. I'm a Bail Enforcement Agent.
839 00:39:18,481 00:39:20,941 Get down off of there and put that grinder away. Get down off of there and put that grinder away.
840 00:39:22,234 00:39:24,074 How about I shove it up your ass? How about I shove it up your ass?
841 00:39:24,153 00:39:25,863 Now, how'd you know I was into that? Now, how'd you know I was into that?
842 00:39:25,946 00:39:27,946 Put your hands behind your back, smartass. Put your hands behind your back, smartass.
843 00:39:28,032 00:39:30,242 You put your hands behind your back, motherfucker. You put your hands behind your back, motherfucker.
844 00:39:30,493 00:39:32,163 I'm taking this bronze bitch's head off I'm taking this bronze bitch's head off
845 00:39:32,244 00:39:34,004 and ain't a damn thing you can do about it. and ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
846 00:39:34,080 00:39:37,040 Oh, my God. She's the coolest person I've ever seen in real life. Oh, my God. She's the coolest person I've ever seen in real life.
847 00:39:38,793 00:39:41,633 Look, kind of a lot of planning  went into all this. Look, kind of a lot of planning  went into all this.
848 00:39:41,712 00:39:43,462 So I need to complete  what I started, okay? So I need to complete  what I started, okay?
849 00:39:43,547 00:39:45,467 Come on, Bowser. Let her go. Come on, Bowser. Let her go.
850 00:39:45,674 00:39:47,644 This is my job, it's not a hobby. This is my job, it's not a hobby.
851 00:39:47,968 00:39:49,008 We're seeing this through. We're seeing this through.
852 00:39:50,471 00:39:52,681 I'm arresting Henrietta the Eighth here I'm arresting Henrietta the Eighth here
853 00:39:52,765 00:39:54,095 and turning her in to the court. and turning her in to the court.
854 00:39:58,562 00:39:59,402 But... But...
855 00:40:02,066 00:40:03,816 I guess there's no extra harm I guess there's no extra harm
856 00:40:03,901 00:40:06,611 in letting you finish cutting off this dude's head in letting you finish cutting off this dude's head
857 00:40:06,695 00:40:08,155 before I take you in. before I take you in.
858 00:40:08,239 00:40:09,529 [sucks air through teeth] Yeah. [sucks air through teeth] Yeah.
859 00:40:10,449 00:40:12,199 Thanks, I appreciate that. Thanks, I appreciate that.
860 00:40:13,202 00:40:14,252 Hey, Clea, Hey, Clea,
861 00:40:14,870 00:40:15,910 just one question-- just one question--
862 00:40:16,914 00:40:18,834 Um, why schools? Um, why schools?
863 00:40:19,542 00:40:22,132 Because I didn't like that every day, Because I didn't like that every day,
864 00:40:22,336 00:40:25,086 kids were literally looking up to men who loved owning people. kids were literally looking up to men who loved owning people.
865 00:40:25,381 00:40:26,261 Fuck that! Fuck that!
866 00:40:26,340 00:40:27,930 And I don't know if you guys noticed, And I don't know if you guys noticed,
867 00:40:28,509 00:40:30,339 but the statues are in the pattern of a penis, but the statues are in the pattern of a penis,
868 00:40:30,594 00:40:33,144 which is a subtle nod to institutional patriarchy. which is a subtle nod to institutional patriarchy.
869 00:40:33,722 00:40:34,642 Told ya! Told ya!
870 00:40:35,015 00:40:35,845 All right. All right.
871 00:40:35,933 00:40:38,353 Hey. Hurry up and finish up your work Hey. Hurry up and finish up your work
872 00:40:38,436 00:40:39,726 so we can take you in. so we can take you in.
873 00:40:40,855 00:40:41,765 Will do. Will do.
874 00:40:45,693 00:40:47,533 So, you do believe in what she's doing? So, you do believe in what she's doing?
875 00:40:49,780 00:40:50,910 I never said I didn't. I never said I didn't.
876 00:40:51,866 00:40:52,866 [retches] [retches]
877 00:40:53,784 00:40:54,664 What's happening? What's happening?
878 00:40:55,244 00:40:57,164 I'm good. [chuckles] I'm good. I'm good. [chuckles] I'm good.
879 00:40:57,246 00:40:58,116 -You good? -[retches] -You good? -[retches]
880 00:40:58,205 00:40:59,115 -Don't-- -Hey. -Don't-- -Hey.
881 00:41:05,296 00:41:09,216 Well, we just cannot thank you enough  for brunch, Debbie. Well, we just cannot thank you enough  for brunch, Debbie.
882 00:41:09,300 00:41:13,050 And what an unforgettable attempt at eggs. And what an unforgettable attempt at eggs.
883 00:41:13,429 00:41:14,679 [chuckles] [chuckles]
884 00:41:15,431 00:41:18,231 Well... I suppose that's it, then. Well... I suppose that's it, then.
885 00:41:18,976 00:41:20,386 We'll see y'all at Christmas. We'll see y'all at Christmas.
886 00:41:20,478 00:41:24,478 I can't wait to see what sort of bamboo diffuser I'll get this year. I can't wait to see what sort of bamboo diffuser I'll get this year.
887 00:41:25,316 00:41:26,316 [mother] Mm. [mother] Mm.
888 00:41:26,984 00:41:28,444 You know what, Big Daddy? You know what, Big Daddy?
889 00:41:29,236 00:41:30,146 I got something to say. I got something to say.
890 00:41:30,821 00:41:32,661 For years you've been underestimating me, For years you've been underestimating me,
891 00:41:32,990 00:41:35,490 making me feel small and insignificant. making me feel small and insignificant.
892 00:41:36,494 00:41:38,954 Well, I've got news for you. Well, I've got news for you.
893 00:41:39,538 00:41:41,248 I have been one of the biggest contributors I have been one of the biggest contributors
894 00:41:41,332 00:41:42,462 to the family business, to the family business,
895 00:41:42,541 00:41:44,921 and I refuse to go on getting ignored by you. and I refuse to go on getting ignored by you.
896 00:41:49,215 00:41:50,165 So, I quit. So, I quit.
897 00:41:50,674 00:41:51,554 Wait, what? Wait, what?
898 00:41:52,051 00:41:54,431 Well, I have to say, I'm disappointed to hear that. Well, I have to say, I'm disappointed to hear that.
899 00:41:54,512 00:41:56,432 I'd hoped to fully retire this year, I'd hoped to fully retire this year,
900 00:41:56,514 00:41:59,184 and then you and Deacon would carry on my legacy. and then you and Deacon would carry on my legacy.
901 00:41:59,266 00:42:01,686 You can take your legacy and stick it... You can take your legacy and stick it...
902 00:42:02,436 00:42:03,556 -[mother gasps] -Kent. -[mother gasps] -Kent.
903 00:42:04,230 00:42:05,190 Mother... Mother...
904 00:42:06,023 00:42:08,033 From now on, if you don't have anything nice to say to my wife, From now on, if you don't have anything nice to say to my wife,
905 00:42:08,108 00:42:10,358 then don't say anything at all, if that's okay with you. then don't say anything at all, if that's okay with you.
906 00:42:10,945 00:42:13,025 -Well, I-- But-- -Come on, Mother. -Well, I-- But-- -Come on, Mother.
907 00:42:13,739 00:42:14,569 Let's go. Let's go.
908 00:42:38,681 00:42:40,561 You just got your husband back, sugar snap. You just got your husband back, sugar snap.
909 00:42:58,701 00:43:01,001 -[tires screech] -[industrial metal music blaring] -[tires screech] -[industrial metal music blaring]
910 00:43:08,586 00:43:10,546 You'll have to wait on the next valet to get back. You'll have to wait on the next valet to get back.
911 00:43:10,629 00:43:11,839 My shift just ended. My shift just ended.
912 00:43:11,922 00:43:13,972 Oh, no, I'm not here to go to the club. Oh, no, I'm not here to go to the club.
913 00:43:15,009 00:43:16,839 Um... I'm here to pick you up... Um... I'm here to pick you up...
914 00:43:17,845 00:43:19,095 for our real date. for our real date.
915 00:43:22,683 00:43:23,643 Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
916 00:43:24,184 00:43:25,274 Give me another chance. Give me another chance.
917 00:43:26,312 00:43:28,232 In my defense, I did not know you were hot. In my defense, I did not know you were hot.
918 00:43:28,314 00:43:31,364 You're always wearing this dork disguise, so... You're always wearing this dork disguise, so...
919 00:43:34,987 00:43:35,947 You think I'm hot? You think I'm hot?
920 00:43:40,034 00:43:40,994 Let's go, hop in! Let's go, hop in!
921 00:43:41,994 00:43:43,084 [Miles] She thinks I'm hot. [Miles] She thinks I'm hot.
922 00:43:50,461 00:43:52,631 [industrial metal music playing] [industrial metal music playing]
923 00:43:58,218 00:44:00,968 Oh, yeah, I listen to industrial alternative electronic metal. Oh, yeah, I listen to industrial alternative electronic metal.
924 00:44:02,181 00:44:03,061 All right. All right.
925 00:44:04,850 00:44:05,980 [tires screech] [tires screech]
926 00:44:09,104 00:44:12,864 Well, I guess I'm just destined to walk the world alone. Well, I guess I'm just destined to walk the world alone.
927 00:44:12,941 00:44:15,691 -Oh, stop it. -You're not alone. You have me. -Oh, stop it. -You're not alone. You have me.
928 00:44:15,778 00:44:17,818 -I'll always be there for you. -[cell phone ringing] -I'll always be there for you. -[cell phone ringing]
929 00:44:17,905 00:44:20,565 -Thank you. -Oh, that's Miles. Hey, Miles. -Thank you. -Oh, that's Miles. Hey, Miles.
930 00:44:22,159 00:44:23,239 [sighs] [sighs]
931 00:44:32,211 00:44:33,251 [whispering] She's here. [whispering] She's here.
932 00:44:34,672 00:44:36,972 Sterling, we saw your Instagram story. You poor thing. Sterling, we saw your Instagram story. You poor thing.
933 00:44:37,049 00:44:40,049 Drinking... at a party... [whispering] ...with college kids! Drinking... at a party... [whispering] ...with college kids!
934 00:44:40,511 00:44:43,891 You, like, totally hit rock bottom. You, like, totally hit rock bottom.
935 00:44:43,972 00:44:46,312 It wasn't that big a deal. I mean, I puked, but-- It wasn't that big a deal. I mean, I puked, but--
936 00:44:46,392 00:44:47,642 [both gasp] [both gasp]
937 00:44:47,726 00:44:49,096 Well, I'm fine now, so-- Well, I'm fine now, so--
938 00:44:49,186 00:44:50,226 [girl] Praise the Lord. [girl] Praise the Lord.
939 00:44:50,312 00:44:52,112 How did you bounce back so quickly? How did you bounce back so quickly?
940 00:44:53,315 00:44:54,475 Um... Um...
941 00:44:54,566 00:44:55,896 Through the power of Christ? Through the power of Christ?
942 00:44:57,361 00:44:58,321 Well... Well...
943 00:44:59,279 00:45:02,489 only when things are darkest can the Lord's light truly be seen. only when things are darkest can the Lord's light truly be seen.
944 00:45:04,910 00:45:07,870 You know that feeling you get when you've sinned so hard You know that feeling you get when you've sinned so hard
945 00:45:07,955 00:45:10,575 that there's just no repentance great enough? that there's just no repentance great enough?
946 00:45:11,208 00:45:12,038 No. No.
947 00:45:12,626 00:45:14,416 Oh, right, only I know what it's like Oh, right, only I know what it's like
948 00:45:14,503 00:45:16,963 to have been shepherded back from the other side to have been shepherded back from the other side
949 00:45:17,047 00:45:18,217 by the Lord, Himself. by the Lord, Himself.
950 00:45:18,757 00:45:20,217 How would I describe that? How would I describe that?
951 00:45:20,300 00:45:21,220 Um... Um...
952 00:45:21,969 00:45:24,509 When you feel the Lord's hand in yours, When you feel the Lord's hand in yours,
953 00:45:24,596 00:45:27,886 warm and calloused... warm and calloused...
954 00:45:31,437 00:45:34,227 there's really nothing like it. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing... there's really nothing like it. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing...
955 00:45:34,314 00:45:35,944 ...warm... calloused-- ...warm... calloused--
956 00:45:36,859 00:45:39,359 Oh. Girl, I'm just gonna stay here with you. Oh. Girl, I'm just gonna stay here with you.
957 00:45:39,445 00:45:41,195 [Sterling continues talking] [Sterling continues talking]
958 00:45:42,448 00:45:44,528 You ever read about... You ever read about...
959 00:45:44,616 00:45:45,866 It's really similar to that. It's really similar to that.
960 00:45:45,951 00:45:49,371 So, should we go ahead and cancel the grief counselor? So, should we go ahead and cancel the grief counselor?
961 00:45:49,455 00:45:51,365 I think we could still get our deposit back. I think we could still get our deposit back.
962 00:45:51,457 00:45:52,537 Yes, Hannah B... Yes, Hannah B...
963 00:45:54,042 00:45:56,172 cancel the grief counselor. cancel the grief counselor.
964 00:45:57,129 00:45:59,509 ...they land facing the right way ...they land facing the right way
965 00:45:59,590 00:46:02,090 and then you have to drink all of the liquid inside it. and then you have to drink all of the liquid inside it.
966 00:46:02,426 00:46:05,466 And that's what got me, friends. That's what got me. And that's what got me, friends. That's what got me.
967 00:46:09,349 00:46:10,769 Je-- Mom! [chuckles] Je-- Mom! [chuckles]
968 00:46:12,102 00:46:12,982 Drinking... Drinking...
969 00:46:13,854 00:46:15,814 -at a college party. -[Sterling sets plate down] -at a college party. -[Sterling sets plate down]
970 00:46:16,356 00:46:19,276 Uh, no, Mom. I was just making a joke-- Uh, no, Mom. I was just making a joke--
971 00:46:19,693 00:46:21,403 on-- on social media. on-- on social media.
972 00:46:22,279 00:46:24,109 Like, a commentary on our times. Like, a commentary on our times.
973 00:46:25,449 00:46:27,619 You know, like memes and, um... You know, like memes and, um...
974 00:46:28,702 00:46:29,662 Uh... Uh...
975 00:46:33,373 00:46:36,043 Sterling, if you want to live under this roof Sterling, if you want to live under this roof
976 00:46:36,126 00:46:37,836 then you live under our rules. then you live under our rules.
977 00:46:38,045 00:46:40,505 And one of our rules is, no drinking. And one of our rules is, no drinking.
978 00:46:41,131 00:46:43,841 So, I guess you're not living under our roof, are you? So, I guess you're not living under our roof, are you?
979 00:46:53,477 00:46:55,477 ["Wild Child" playing] ["Wild Child" playing]
980 00:47:03,695 00:47:05,605 ♪ I'm fascinated ♪ ♪ I'm fascinated ♪
981 00:47:05,697 00:47:07,987 ♪ By the things you get away with ♪ ♪ By the things you get away with ♪
982 00:47:08,075 00:47:10,445 ♪ We live through your perfect face ♪ ♪ We live through your perfect face ♪
983 00:47:10,911 00:47:14,621 ♪ You make me wanna say "Let's never be tied to anything" ♪ ♪ You make me wanna say "Let's never be tied to anything" ♪
984 00:47:16,083 00:47:17,963 ♪ You think you've heard it all ♪ ♪ You think you've heard it all ♪
985 00:47:21,630 00:47:23,510 ♪ You think you've seen it all ♪ ♪ You think you've seen it all ♪
986 00:47:25,259 00:47:26,299 ♪ Wild child ♪ ♪ Wild child ♪
987 00:47:27,886 00:47:29,556 ♪ Let go of everything ♪ ♪ Let go of everything ♪
988 00:47:30,556 00:47:31,596 ♪ Wild child ♪ ♪ Wild child ♪
989 00:47:33,267 00:47:35,057 ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪ ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪
990 00:47:35,519 00:47:36,939 ♪ It's all wild child ♪ ♪ It's all wild child ♪
991 00:47:38,689 00:47:40,399 ♪ Falling and fading ♪ ♪ Falling and fading ♪
992 00:47:41,066 00:47:42,526 -♪ But remember when ♪ -♪ Wild child ♪ -♪ But remember when ♪ -♪ Wild child ♪
993 00:47:43,360 00:47:45,990 ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪ ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪
994 00:47:56,790 00:47:58,420 ♪ There's a part of you ♪ ♪ There's a part of you ♪
995 00:47:58,917 00:48:00,957 ♪ That's always trying to get away ♪ ♪ That's always trying to get away ♪
996 00:48:01,420 00:48:03,800 ♪ Doesn't even matter where or when ♪ ♪ Doesn't even matter where or when ♪
997 00:48:04,298 00:48:08,008 ♪ You make me wanna say I'll never turn my back on the world again ♪ ♪ You make me wanna say I'll never turn my back on the world again ♪
998 00:48:09,219 00:48:11,259 ♪ Just when you think you've seen it all ♪ ♪ Just when you think you've seen it all ♪
999 00:48:14,725 00:48:16,845 ♪ I don't think you've heard it all ♪ ♪ I don't think you've heard it all ♪
1000 00:48:18,687 00:48:19,807 ♪ Wild child ♪ ♪ Wild child ♪
1001 00:48:21,356 00:48:23,066 ♪ Let go of everything ♪ ♪ Let go of everything ♪
1002 00:48:24,026 00:48:25,106 ♪ Wild child ♪ ♪ Wild child ♪
1003 00:48:26,737 00:48:28,487 ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪ ♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪
1004 00:48:28,989 00:48:30,409 ♪ It's all wild child ♪ ♪ It's all wild child ♪
1005 00:48:32,117 00:48:33,827 ♪ Falling and fading ♪ ♪ Falling and fading ♪
1006 00:48:34,536 00:48:36,036 -♪ But remember when ♪ -♪ Wild child ♪ -♪ But remember when ♪ -♪ Wild child ♪
1007 00:48:36,747 00:48:39,497 ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪ ♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪
1008 00:48:56,016 00:48:57,806 I'm going out in the yard, practice my woodchopping. I'm going out in the yard, practice my woodchopping.
1009 00:48:58,477 00:48:59,307 What? What?
1010 00:49:00,062 00:49:00,982 Now? Now?