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1 | 00:00:06,006 | 00:00:08,046 | [dramatic music] | [dramatic music] |
2 | 00:00:13,680 | 00:00:14,810 | [breathing deeply] | [breathing deeply] |
3 | 00:00:15,306 | 00:00:16,766 | Go! Go! Go! Go! | Go! Go! Go! Go! |
4 | 00:00:19,144 | 00:00:20,064 | Right here. | Right here. |
5 | 00:00:23,231 | 00:00:24,071 | Clear! | Clear! |
6 | 00:00:24,149 | 00:00:25,899 | [groans] You're still doing it wrong. | [groans] You're still doing it wrong. |
7 | 00:00:25,984 | 00:00:29,534 | You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear, | You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear, |
8 | 00:00:29,612 | 00:00:30,782 | and then yell, "Clear!" | and then yell, "Clear!" |
9 | 00:00:30,989 | 00:00:32,409 | -I did that. -No, you didn't. | -I did that. -No, you didn't. |
10 | 00:00:32,741 | 00:00:33,831 | You just didn't see. | You just didn't see. |
11 | 00:00:33,908 | 00:00:36,038 | I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast. | I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast. |
12 | 00:00:36,327 | 00:00:38,827 | Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off, | Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off, |
13 | 00:00:38,913 | 00:00:41,883 | but you have to at least pretend like you're going to be intimidating. | but you have to at least pretend like you're going to be intimidating. |
14 | 00:00:41,958 | 00:00:43,708 | You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all. | You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all. |
15 | 00:00:43,793 | 00:00:45,303 | Uh, my gun's better than your gun. | Uh, my gun's better than your gun. |
16 | 00:00:45,920 | 00:00:47,920 | Olive Bear isn't a gun. | Olive Bear isn't a gun. |
17 | 00:00:51,593 | 00:00:52,843 | She's nunchucks. Okay? | She's nunchucks. Okay? |
18 | 00:00:53,428 | 00:00:54,888 | Watch me. Mm. | Watch me. Mm. |
19 | 00:00:56,014 | 00:00:56,934 | Not clear! | Not clear! |
20 | 00:00:58,016 | 00:00:59,226 | I told you I'd smoke you out. | I told you I'd smoke you out. |
21 | 00:00:59,309 | 00:01:00,689 | You're going to jail, buddy. | You're going to jail, buddy. |
22 | 00:01:00,769 | 00:01:02,939 | That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there. | That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there. |
23 | 00:01:03,021 | 00:01:04,361 | I decided in the moment. | I decided in the moment. |
24 | 00:01:04,439 | 00:01:05,689 | Your room is such a mess, | Your room is such a mess, |
25 | 00:01:05,940 | 00:01:07,570 | there could be skips everywhere. | there could be skips everywhere. |
26 | 00:01:08,443 | 00:01:10,113 | Also bedbugs. | Also bedbugs. |
27 | 00:01:10,528 | 00:01:12,158 | Why does my clock say it's 9:48? | Why does my clock say it's 9:48? |
28 | 00:01:13,406 | 00:01:14,406 | That can't be right. | That can't be right. |
29 | 00:01:15,241 | 00:01:17,241 | That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes. | That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes. |
30 | 00:01:17,327 | 00:01:18,867 | Mom and Dad are gonna kill us. | Mom and Dad are gonna kill us. |
31 | 00:01:21,748 | 00:01:22,668 | I have to shower! | I have to shower! |
32 | 00:01:26,044 | 00:01:27,674 | [horn honks] | [horn honks] |
33 | 00:01:30,882 | 00:01:31,842 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
34 | 00:01:33,051 | 00:01:33,971 | If we don’t survive this, | If we don’t survive this, |
35 | 00:01:34,052 | 00:01:36,102 | I want you to know that I’ve cherished our time together. | I want you to know that I’ve cherished our time together. |
36 | 00:01:36,179 | 00:01:37,219 | Same. I love you! | Same. I love you! |
37 | 00:01:37,514 | 00:01:38,524 | -Stop it! -I won't. | -Stop it! -I won't. |
38 | 00:01:39,140 | 00:01:42,310 | And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster. | And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster. |
39 | 00:01:42,393 | 00:01:44,523 | When we reached the loop, my hands let go! | When we reached the loop, my hands let go! |
40 | 00:01:44,604 | 00:01:46,904 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
41 | 00:01:46,981 | 00:01:49,281 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
42 | 00:02:04,541 | 00:02:05,751 | [folksy guitar music] | [folksy guitar music] |
43 | 00:02:05,834 | 00:02:08,004 | [man] ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ | [man] ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ |
44 | 00:02:08,962 | 00:02:10,632 | ♪ For the throne ♪ | ♪ For the throne ♪ |
45 | 00:02:11,464 | 00:02:13,934 | ♪ And I'm struck by your love ♪ | ♪ And I'm struck by your love ♪ |
46 | 00:02:14,926 | 00:02:15,926 | [whispering] You're late. | [whispering] You're late. |
47 | 00:02:16,010 | 00:02:16,850 | [both] Sorry. | [both] Sorry. |
48 | 00:02:18,054 | 00:02:20,894 | ♪ Oh, I'm struck by your love ♪ | ♪ Oh, I'm struck by your love ♪ |
49 | 00:02:21,474 | 00:02:23,774 | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ |
50 | 00:02:24,310 | 00:02:26,100 | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ |
51 | 00:02:26,896 | 00:02:29,936 | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ | ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ |
52 | 00:02:30,608 | 00:02:31,728 | ♪ Mmm ♪ | ♪ Mmm ♪ |
53 | 00:02:31,818 | 00:02:32,818 | [song ends] | [song ends] |
54 | 00:02:34,320 | 00:02:36,110 | What a wonderful ministry of song. | What a wonderful ministry of song. |
55 | 00:02:36,197 | 00:02:37,447 | Thank you, brothers and sisters. | Thank you, brothers and sisters. |
56 | 00:02:38,074 | 00:02:38,994 | Beloved! | Beloved! |
57 | 00:02:39,784 | 00:02:44,254 | Before I begin, today's sermon is a bit adult-themed. | Before I begin, today's sermon is a bit adult-themed. |
58 | 00:02:44,706 | 00:02:48,836 | So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions at brunch, | So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions at brunch, |
59 | 00:02:49,377 | 00:02:51,877 | please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor. | please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor. |
60 | 00:02:53,798 | 00:02:56,508 | Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday, | Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday, |
61 | 00:02:56,593 | 00:02:58,223 | so you know I like to talk. | so you know I like to talk. |
62 | 00:02:58,303 | 00:02:59,223 | [light laughter] | [light laughter] |
63 | 00:02:59,304 | 00:03:01,264 | Something you may not know about me... | Something you may not know about me... |
64 | 00:03:01,931 | 00:03:05,311 | is that most nights I like to go home, | is that most nights I like to go home, |
65 | 00:03:05,727 | 00:03:07,227 | watch Wheel of Fortune... | watch Wheel of Fortune... |
66 | 00:03:08,521 | 00:03:09,561 | and have sex. | and have sex. |
67 | 00:03:09,647 | 00:03:12,147 | -[light gasps and chuckling] -I know. I know. | -[light gasps and chuckling] -I know. I know. |
68 | 00:03:12,442 | 00:03:14,782 | Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord, | Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord, |
69 | 00:03:14,861 | 00:03:17,161 | but why? Why? | but why? Why? |
70 | 00:03:17,238 | 00:03:19,528 | I am a Christian man with love in my heart, | I am a Christian man with love in my heart, |
71 | 00:03:19,616 | 00:03:23,536 | and I am married to this beautiful creature. | and I am married to this beautiful creature. |
72 | 00:03:24,662 | 00:03:27,042 | Beloved, sex is a gift from God. | Beloved, sex is a gift from God. |
73 | 00:03:27,457 | 00:03:30,837 | So, I say to my married brothers and sisters out there, | So, I say to my married brothers and sisters out there, |
74 | 00:03:31,419 | 00:03:34,709 | take time to celebrate this gift and do God's will. | take time to celebrate this gift and do God's will. |
75 | 00:03:34,923 | 00:03:39,093 | In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge. | In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge. |
76 | 00:03:40,094 | 00:03:42,764 | Every single day this week, | Every single day this week, |
77 | 00:03:43,848 | 00:03:46,638 | I want y'all married folks to have sex. | I want y'all married folks to have sex. |
78 | 00:03:46,726 | 00:03:48,436 | [light laughter] | [light laughter] |
79 | 00:03:49,395 | 00:03:52,145 | Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work. | Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work. |
80 | 00:03:52,649 | 00:03:55,109 | -You're already doing the challenge. -Shh. | -You're already doing the challenge. -Shh. |
81 | 00:03:55,193 | 00:03:57,653 | What? He knows you've had sex. | What? He knows you've had sex. |
82 | 00:03:57,987 | 00:04:00,027 | He probably watched, too. He sees everything. | He probably watched, too. He sees everything. |
83 | 00:04:01,824 | 00:04:04,244 | It's so weird that nobody's at the Stevens' pew. | It's so weird that nobody's at the Stevens' pew. |
84 | 00:04:04,327 | 00:04:05,697 | I know, right? | I know, right? |
85 | 00:04:06,037 | 00:04:08,367 | They're besmirched by scandal, but they're not dead. | They're besmirched by scandal, but they're not dead. |
86 | 00:04:09,123 | 00:04:10,673 | Do you think anyone knows what happened? | Do you think anyone knows what happened? |
87 | 00:04:10,750 | 00:04:11,580 | Mm-mm. | Mm-mm. |
88 | 00:04:11,668 | 00:04:13,538 | [man] I hope his wife and kids forgive him, | [man] I hope his wife and kids forgive him, |
89 | 00:04:13,628 | 00:04:16,878 | but it's hard coming back from beating up a one-legged hooker. | but it's hard coming back from beating up a one-legged hooker. |
90 | 00:04:16,965 | 00:04:18,675 | She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon. | She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon. |
91 | 00:04:19,259 | 00:04:20,969 | Yeah, but it-- it-- it's just awful, | Yeah, but it-- it-- it's just awful, |
92 | 00:04:21,552 | 00:04:23,722 | but we shouldn't rush to judgment. | but we shouldn't rush to judgment. |
93 | 00:04:24,555 | 00:04:26,555 | It is easy for people to lose their way. | It is easy for people to lose their way. |
94 | 00:04:27,976 | 00:04:28,806 | Amen. | Amen. |
95 | 00:04:31,062 | 00:04:31,982 | Do you think... | Do you think... |
96 | 00:04:33,273 | 00:04:35,613 | Do you think God's mad that we're doing the challenge? | Do you think God's mad that we're doing the challenge? |
97 | 00:04:35,692 | 00:04:38,702 | No. No, he knows that we're going to get married. | No. No, he knows that we're going to get married. |
98 | 00:04:39,070 | 00:04:39,900 | One day. | One day. |
99 | 00:04:40,446 | 00:04:42,946 | We're just being good students and getting an early start. | We're just being good students and getting an early start. |
100 | 00:04:45,326 | 00:04:46,996 | Yeah. Yeah, you're right. | Yeah. Yeah, you're right. |
101 | 00:04:47,287 | 00:04:48,117 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
102 | 00:04:48,705 | 00:04:50,285 | You know, I miss you already. | You know, I miss you already. |
103 | 00:04:50,873 | 00:04:52,793 | I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep. | I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep. |
104 | 00:04:55,420 | 00:04:57,170 | -We can! -Mm-hm. | -We can! -Mm-hm. |
105 | 00:04:57,255 | 00:04:59,215 | All right, I'll FaceTime you later. | All right, I'll FaceTime you later. |
106 | 00:04:59,299 | 00:05:00,379 | -Okay. -Okay. | -Okay. -Okay. |
107 | 00:05:01,342 | 00:05:04,352 | So, what did y'all think of the sermon? | So, what did y'all think of the sermon? |
108 | 00:05:04,429 | 00:05:05,639 | Seems pretty clear. | Seems pretty clear. |
109 | 00:05:05,722 | 00:05:09,062 | Have sex if you're married and only if you're married. | Have sex if you're married and only if you're married. |
110 | 00:05:09,142 | 00:05:10,312 | -Right. -Yeah, then we got it. | -Right. -Yeah, then we got it. |
111 | 00:05:10,393 | 00:05:11,353 | -We got it. -Got it. | -We got it. -Got it. |
112 | 00:05:11,436 | 00:05:13,646 | Good. It gives you all something to look forward to. | Good. It gives you all something to look forward to. |
113 | 00:05:14,022 | 00:05:15,902 | -Yeah. -Being married and all. | -Yeah. -Being married and all. |
114 | 00:05:15,982 | 00:05:16,902 | That's right. | That's right. |
115 | 00:05:16,983 | 00:05:17,903 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
116 | 00:05:17,984 | 00:05:18,824 | -Okay, bye! -Ew. | -Okay, bye! -Ew. |
117 | 00:05:18,901 | 00:05:20,281 | -Wait, where are you going? -To work. | -Wait, where are you going? -To work. |
118 | 00:05:20,361 | 00:05:22,531 | You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember? | You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember? |
119 | 00:05:22,613 | 00:05:25,163 | Yeah, we could be out running wild in the streets, | Yeah, we could be out running wild in the streets, |
120 | 00:05:25,908 | 00:05:28,198 | but instead, we're stimulating the local economy. | but instead, we're stimulating the local economy. |
121 | 00:05:28,453 | 00:05:29,293 | Good. | Good. |
122 | 00:05:29,370 | 00:05:31,290 | Y'all can pay me back this week. | Y'all can pay me back this week. |
123 | 00:05:31,831 | 00:05:32,751 | For the truck. | For the truck. |
124 | 00:05:33,333 | 00:05:34,173 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
125 | 00:05:35,835 | 00:05:38,755 | -Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go. | -Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go. |
126 | 00:05:40,173 | 00:05:43,053 | You know, a week is a long time if you think about it. | You know, a week is a long time if you think about it. |
127 | 00:05:43,426 | 00:05:46,386 | What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love? | What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love? |
128 | 00:05:46,471 | 00:05:48,261 | -You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it. | -You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it. |
129 | 00:05:48,348 | 00:05:49,768 | I've got peen on the brain. | I've got peen on the brain. |
130 | 00:05:49,849 | 00:05:52,309 | I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now, | I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now, |
131 | 00:05:52,393 | 00:05:53,773 | but you beat me to the punch | but you beat me to the punch |
132 | 00:05:53,853 | 00:05:55,773 | and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face. | and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face. |
133 | 00:05:56,356 | 00:05:58,646 | Bowser, when was the last time you stuck a fork in a pork bun? | Bowser, when was the last time you stuck a fork in a pork bun? |
134 | 00:05:58,733 | 00:06:00,533 | Not this, not with you. | Not this, not with you. |
135 | 00:06:00,610 | 00:06:01,900 | Okay, so recently. | Okay, so recently. |
136 | 00:06:01,986 | 00:06:03,856 | -No! -So a while then? That's not good. | -No! -So a while then? That's not good. |
137 | 00:06:03,946 | 00:06:05,406 | Would you please just leave me out of | Would you please just leave me out of |
138 | 00:06:05,490 | 00:06:06,910 | whatever the hell it is you're yakking about? | whatever the hell it is you're yakking about? |
139 | 00:06:06,991 | 00:06:09,371 | She's upset because she hasn't sealed the deal with Jennings yet. | She's upset because she hasn't sealed the deal with Jennings yet. |
140 | 00:06:09,452 | 00:06:10,452 | What's a Jennings? | What's a Jennings? |
141 | 00:06:11,037 | 00:06:12,907 | My freaking boyfriend, Bowser. | My freaking boyfriend, Bowser. |
142 | 00:06:12,997 | 00:06:14,207 | Yeah, but she isn't considering | Yeah, but she isn't considering |
143 | 00:06:14,290 | 00:06:17,250 | is the fact the people around her having sex are in love. | is the fact the people around her having sex are in love. |
144 | 00:06:18,127 | 00:06:18,957 | Wait, what? | Wait, what? |
145 | 00:06:19,420 | 00:06:21,300 | Well, Luke, and I didn't even think of doing it | Well, Luke, and I didn't even think of doing it |
146 | 00:06:21,381 | 00:06:23,381 | until we professed our love for each other. | until we professed our love for each other. |
147 | 00:06:23,466 | 00:06:25,256 | And after that, it was kind of game on. | And after that, it was kind of game on. |
148 | 00:06:25,635 | 00:06:27,925 | Right. Of course. | Right. Of course. |
149 | 00:06:28,012 | 00:06:29,972 | I just need a little intimacy to grease the wheels. | I just need a little intimacy to grease the wheels. |
150 | 00:06:30,056 | 00:06:31,766 | If it happened for you, it'll definitely happen for me. | If it happened for you, it'll definitely happen for me. |
151 | 00:06:31,849 | 00:06:32,679 | Obviously. | Obviously. |
152 | 00:06:32,892 | 00:06:36,522 | So, how do we fall in love as fast as humanly possible? | So, how do we fall in love as fast as humanly possible? |
153 | 00:06:36,604 | 00:06:37,444 | Uh... | Uh... |
154 | 00:06:38,523 | 00:06:41,983 | [sighs] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over. | [sighs] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over. |
155 | 00:06:42,443 | 00:06:45,573 | -What's that? -A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail, | -What's that? -A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail, |
156 | 00:06:45,655 | 00:06:48,525 | -AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh. | -AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh. |
157 | 00:06:48,616 | 00:06:51,236 | If they miss their court date, she calls us, | If they miss their court date, she calls us, |
158 | 00:06:51,327 | 00:06:53,497 | we catch the skip, everybody gets paid. | we catch the skip, everybody gets paid. |
159 | 00:06:54,497 | 00:06:56,417 | Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on. | Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on. |
160 | 00:06:56,999 | 00:06:59,419 | What we need to do now is get our story straight | What we need to do now is get our story straight |
161 | 00:06:59,502 | 00:07:00,342 | about who you are. | about who you are. |
162 | 00:07:00,920 | 00:07:03,630 | Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns, | Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns, |
163 | 00:07:03,840 | 00:07:05,470 | and the reason you look so young | and the reason you look so young |
164 | 00:07:05,758 | 00:07:07,258 | is because your mama smoked when she was pregnant. | is because your mama smoked when she was pregnant. |
165 | 00:07:07,343 | 00:07:09,513 | Hard no. Not even in a lie. | Hard no. Not even in a lie. |
166 | 00:07:09,595 | 00:07:10,885 | Cigarettes are bad. | Cigarettes are bad. |
167 | 00:07:11,222 | 00:07:12,722 | Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding. | Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding. |
168 | 00:07:12,807 | 00:07:16,227 | Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun. | Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun. |
169 | 00:07:16,310 | 00:07:18,400 | Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts. | Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts. |
170 | 00:07:18,479 | 00:07:20,019 | As long as my thing can be balance beam. | As long as my thing can be balance beam. |
171 | 00:07:20,106 | 00:07:22,146 | Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway. | Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway. |
172 | 00:07:22,233 | 00:07:25,903 | So after the Olympic trials, they studied criminal justice | So after the Olympic trials, they studied criminal justice |
173 | 00:07:25,987 | 00:07:29,027 | in hopes of being licensed one day | in hopes of being licensed one day |
174 | 00:07:29,490 | 00:07:32,160 | as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia. | as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia. |
175 | 00:07:32,243 | 00:07:35,583 | If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop, I suppose you'll be useful. | If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop, I suppose you'll be useful. |
176 | 00:07:35,955 | 00:07:37,115 | How'd you meet Bowser? | How'd you meet Bowser? |
177 | 00:07:38,166 | 00:07:39,826 | Uh, same way you did, probably. | Uh, same way you did, probably. |
178 | 00:07:39,917 | 00:07:41,497 | [Blair] Yes, totally the same way. | [Blair] Yes, totally the same way. |
179 | 00:07:41,586 | 00:07:43,546 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
180 | 00:07:44,422 | 00:07:46,632 | [all laugh] | [all laugh] |
181 | 00:07:46,716 | 00:07:47,626 | What? | What? |
182 | 00:07:47,717 | 00:07:50,297 | -Mr. Bowser and I-- -Worked together. In a club. | -Mr. Bowser and I-- -Worked together. In a club. |
183 | 00:07:50,386 | 00:07:51,926 | -[woman] And then-- -Became friends. | -[woman] And then-- -Became friends. |
184 | 00:07:52,013 | 00:07:54,643 | Bumped uglies until he married my straight-up crazy sister. | Bumped uglies until he married my straight-up crazy sister. |
185 | 00:07:55,183 | 00:07:57,443 | -[gasps] -Wh...? Plot twist. You're married? | -[gasps] -Wh...? Plot twist. You're married? |
186 | 00:07:57,518 | 00:07:58,518 | Was. | Was. |
187 | 00:07:58,603 | 00:08:01,113 | Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show. | Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show. |
188 | 00:08:01,772 | 00:08:03,022 | So... work? | So... work? |
189 | 00:08:07,653 | 00:08:09,703 | [woman] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old, | [woman] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old, |
190 | 00:08:09,780 | 00:08:11,370 | facing two counts of counterfeiting. | facing two counts of counterfeiting. |
191 | 00:08:11,449 | 00:08:13,079 | No known social media activity, | No known social media activity, |
192 | 00:08:13,159 | 00:08:15,329 | but we do have an address that he used | but we do have an address that he used |
193 | 00:08:15,411 | 00:08:17,251 | to send himself stuff from Amazon. | to send himself stuff from Amazon. |
194 | 00:08:17,497 | 00:08:19,367 | Spry toothpaste, pool float. | Spry toothpaste, pool float. |
195 | 00:08:19,457 | 00:08:20,877 | Sounds like a freak. | Sounds like a freak. |
196 | 00:08:20,958 | 00:08:22,918 | Which brings me to our undercover work. | Which brings me to our undercover work. |
197 | 00:08:24,378 | 00:08:25,208 | Above... | Above... |
198 | 00:08:25,296 | 00:08:26,456 | I have a finger wave, | I have a finger wave, |
199 | 00:08:26,756 | 00:08:27,666 | a stacked bob | a stacked bob |
200 | 00:08:27,757 | 00:08:28,667 | or, ooh-- | or, ooh-- |
201 | 00:08:29,217 | 00:08:31,177 | A little red pixie that can go either... | A little red pixie that can go either... |
202 | 00:08:31,844 | 00:08:33,854 | street teen, dog lover-- woof-- | street teen, dog lover-- woof-- |
203 | 00:08:34,263 | 00:08:36,433 | or lost Russian tourist. | or lost Russian tourist. |
204 | 00:08:37,391 | 00:08:39,981 | [with accent] "Hello, where is the Marta?" | [with accent] "Hello, where is the Marta?" |
205 | 00:08:40,770 | 00:08:43,690 | Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies. | Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies. |
206 | 00:08:43,981 | 00:08:45,571 | Go on and put away your little drag bag. | Go on and put away your little drag bag. |
207 | 00:08:45,650 | 00:08:47,440 | What? No, I want the good stuff, | What? No, I want the good stuff, |
208 | 00:08:47,777 | 00:08:50,277 | like kicking down doors and shit, like Terrance Coin. | like kicking down doors and shit, like Terrance Coin. |
209 | 00:08:50,571 | 00:08:52,321 | [dramatic music] | [dramatic music] |
210 | 00:08:52,406 | 00:08:53,906 | So, the skip's inside. | So, the skip's inside. |
211 | 00:08:54,992 | 00:08:56,792 | Apparently, he's a big bitch. | Apparently, he's a big bitch. |
212 | 00:08:56,869 | 00:08:59,119 | Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast. | Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast. |
213 | 00:08:59,205 | 00:09:00,405 | -[slurping sound] -Let's go. | -[slurping sound] -Let's go. |
214 | 00:09:05,044 | 00:09:06,804 | [faint chatter] | [faint chatter] |
215 | 00:09:08,381 | 00:09:09,591 | Let's rope that skip. | Let's rope that skip. |
216 | 00:09:10,341 | 00:09:11,721 | ["Down With the Sickness" playing] | ["Down With the Sickness" playing] |
217 | 00:09:11,801 | 00:09:13,801 | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
218 | 00:09:13,886 | 00:09:16,676 | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
219 | 00:09:16,764 | 00:09:19,234 | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
220 | 00:09:19,308 | 00:09:20,598 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
221 | 00:09:21,477 | 00:09:22,557 | Night-night. | Night-night. |
222 | 00:09:22,645 | 00:09:24,225 | He's a punk and a clown. | He's a punk and a clown. |
223 | 00:09:24,689 | 00:09:25,649 | And that catchphrase? | And that catchphrase? |
224 | 00:09:25,731 | 00:09:28,401 | You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers | You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers |
225 | 00:09:28,484 | 00:09:30,614 | and your mama won't even like your Instagram posts. | and your mama won't even like your Instagram posts. |
226 | 00:09:30,695 | 00:09:32,275 | My mama hates sunsets! | My mama hates sunsets! |
227 | 00:09:32,863 | 00:09:33,703 | Listen to me, | Listen to me, |
228 | 00:09:34,323 | 00:09:35,583 | maybe one time out of a hundred, | maybe one time out of a hundred, |
229 | 00:09:35,658 | 00:09:37,698 | you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door. | you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door. |
230 | 00:09:38,286 | 00:09:39,406 | -Yeah. -[Bowser] No. | -Yeah. -[Bowser] No. |
231 | 00:09:39,495 | 00:09:43,825 | For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race. | For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race. |
232 | 00:09:43,916 | 00:09:44,876 | And I'm hard. | And I'm hard. |
233 | 00:09:45,710 | 00:09:47,130 | Then sit out this case. | Then sit out this case. |
234 | 00:09:47,211 | 00:09:48,051 | [both] No! | [both] No! |
235 | 00:09:48,129 | 00:09:49,009 | [Bowser] Yes! | [Bowser] Yes! |
236 | 00:09:49,088 | 00:09:52,758 | As my interns, it is your job to learn. | As my interns, it is your job to learn. |
237 | 00:09:52,842 | 00:09:55,302 | You can ride along with me, ask me questions, | You can ride along with me, ask me questions, |
238 | 00:09:55,386 | 00:09:56,966 | but don't touch my radio. | but don't touch my radio. |
239 | 00:09:57,388 | 00:09:59,598 | -And no snacks in the car. -But-- | -And no snacks in the car. -But-- |
240 | 00:09:59,724 | 00:10:02,394 | You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit. | You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit. |
241 | 00:10:04,729 | 00:10:07,439 | For the record, I smashed him when he was fun. | For the record, I smashed him when he was fun. |
242 | 00:10:08,316 | 00:10:09,276 | You were fun? | You were fun? |
243 | 00:10:09,817 | 00:10:12,527 | [Blair] Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times | [Blair] Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times |
244 | 00:10:12,612 | 00:10:16,532 | called, "Thirty-six Questions That Lead to Love." | called, "Thirty-six Questions That Lead to Love." |
245 | 00:10:16,616 | 00:10:18,026 | -[music playing] -Sweet. | -[music playing] -Sweet. |
246 | 00:10:18,492 | 00:10:19,332 | Why? | Why? |
247 | 00:10:19,410 | 00:10:21,620 | If you answer the questions with your partner, | If you answer the questions with your partner, |
248 | 00:10:21,704 | 00:10:23,004 | you gain intimacy. | you gain intimacy. |
249 | 00:10:23,080 | 00:10:24,790 | And then, like, we get to do it. | And then, like, we get to do it. |
250 | 00:10:24,874 | 00:10:26,254 | And then we get to fall in love. | And then we get to fall in love. |
251 | 00:10:27,877 | 00:10:28,837 | Then we get to do it. | Then we get to do it. |
252 | 00:10:28,919 | 00:10:31,549 | Blair, have I ever told you you're the coolest girl in school? | Blair, have I ever told you you're the coolest girl in school? |
253 | 00:10:32,131 | 00:10:33,381 | No, you are. | No, you are. |
254 | 00:10:34,050 | 00:10:35,090 | Okay, um... | Okay, um... |
255 | 00:10:35,843 | 00:10:36,683 | First question. | First question. |
256 | 00:10:37,595 | 00:10:40,765 | What would constitute a perfect day for you? | What would constitute a perfect day for you? |
257 | 00:10:42,892 | 00:10:43,772 | Being with you. | Being with you. |
258 | 00:10:43,851 | 00:10:44,811 | Same. | Same. |
259 | 00:10:45,895 | 00:10:48,395 | Oh, my God, it's working. | Oh, my God, it's working. |
260 | 00:10:48,481 | 00:10:49,771 | I like you so much. | I like you so much. |
261 | 00:10:49,857 | 00:10:51,147 | [gasps] Mm. | [gasps] Mm. |
262 | 00:10:52,443 | 00:10:54,573 | -[Blair] We almost did it. -[Sterling] But you didn't? | -[Blair] We almost did it. -[Sterling] But you didn't? |
263 | 00:10:55,071 | 00:10:57,241 | We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang. | We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang. |
264 | 00:10:57,323 | 00:11:00,243 | But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip. | But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip. |
265 | 00:11:00,326 | 00:11:01,446 | It had a heartbeat. | It had a heartbeat. |
266 | 00:11:01,535 | 00:11:02,785 | Hey! Would y'all shut up? | Hey! Would y'all shut up? |
267 | 00:11:02,870 | 00:11:04,500 | Jesus. What the hell? | Jesus. What the hell? |
268 | 00:11:04,955 | 00:11:07,205 | Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers. | Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers. |
269 | 00:11:07,750 | 00:11:11,300 | Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest. | Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest. |
270 | 00:11:11,379 | 00:11:13,089 | -You're basically there. -Yeah, I know. | -You're basically there. -Yeah, I know. |
271 | 00:11:13,172 | 00:11:14,632 | -[Blair squeals] -Okay. | -[Blair squeals] -Okay. |
272 | 00:11:14,715 | 00:11:16,045 | No, I got it. | No, I got it. |
273 | 00:11:16,592 | 00:11:17,472 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
274 | 00:11:18,177 | 00:11:19,007 | For nothing. | For nothing. |
275 | 00:11:19,720 | 00:11:22,430 | All right, so this is the last address Kenneth Chu used. | All right, so this is the last address Kenneth Chu used. |
276 | 00:11:23,265 | 00:11:24,885 | -An old home? -Mm-hm. | -An old home? -Mm-hm. |
277 | 00:11:24,975 | 00:11:27,515 | It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter. | It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter. |
278 | 00:11:27,645 | 00:11:30,015 | And the home won't allow unregistered guests, | And the home won't allow unregistered guests, |
279 | 00:11:30,106 | 00:11:32,146 | so we can't even go in and poke around. | so we can't even go in and poke around. |
280 | 00:11:32,233 | 00:11:33,113 | [Blair] That's okay. | [Blair] That's okay. |
281 | 00:11:33,192 | 00:11:35,282 | Sterling and I can create a diversion | Sterling and I can create a diversion |
282 | 00:11:35,486 | 00:11:36,396 | while you sneak in. | while you sneak in. |
283 | 00:11:37,029 | 00:11:38,319 | She can Irish step dance. | She can Irish step dance. |
284 | 00:11:38,864 | 00:11:39,784 | I'm not above flashing. | I'm not above flashing. |
285 | 00:11:39,865 | 00:11:41,905 | I'm thinking of something that won't get us arrested. | I'm thinking of something that won't get us arrested. |
286 | 00:11:42,827 | 00:11:44,447 | Bounty hunters can get arrested? | Bounty hunters can get arrested? |
287 | 00:11:45,371 | 00:11:46,211 | Yes. | Yes. |
288 | 00:11:47,957 | 00:11:48,917 | Now listen to me. | Now listen to me. |
289 | 00:11:49,583 | 00:11:51,963 | As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment. | As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment. |
290 | 00:11:52,628 | 00:11:56,008 | This is the bounty hunting equivalent of you getting me coffee. | This is the bounty hunting equivalent of you getting me coffee. |
291 | 00:11:57,675 | 00:11:59,085 | -You ready? -Yeah. | -You ready? -Yeah. |
292 | 00:11:59,510 | 00:12:01,220 | For you to take time out of your studies | For you to take time out of your studies |
293 | 00:12:01,303 | 00:12:03,813 | to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart. | to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart. |
294 | 00:12:03,889 | 00:12:05,099 | Come on, right this way. | Come on, right this way. |
295 | 00:12:10,855 | 00:12:12,895 | -[chatter] -[music playing] | -[chatter] -[music playing] |
296 | 00:12:14,108 | 00:12:16,688 | Hm. It doesn't smell as old as I thought it would. | Hm. It doesn't smell as old as I thought it would. |
297 | 00:12:21,198 | 00:12:22,778 | Hi mister, are you lost? | Hi mister, are you lost? |
298 | 00:12:22,867 | 00:12:24,287 | [grumbles] | [grumbles] |
299 | 00:12:26,203 | 00:12:27,203 | You're welcome. | You're welcome. |
300 | 00:12:27,288 | 00:12:28,208 | Here you go. | Here you go. |
301 | 00:12:32,835 | 00:12:33,955 | Um... No, thank you. | Um... No, thank you. |
302 | 00:12:35,004 | 00:12:36,344 | But old people love coffee. | But old people love coffee. |
303 | 00:12:37,757 | 00:12:39,177 | I don't drink on the job. | I don't drink on the job. |
304 | 00:12:39,717 | 00:12:41,637 | Okay? It makes me want to go to the bathroom. | Okay? It makes me want to go to the bathroom. |
305 | 00:12:41,719 | 00:12:42,889 | You don't drink water? | You don't drink water? |
306 | 00:12:42,970 | 00:12:45,060 | No. I can self-hydrate. | No. I can self-hydrate. |
307 | 00:12:46,348 | 00:12:47,638 | I'm doing it now. | I'm doing it now. |
308 | 00:12:50,269 | 00:12:51,439 | Mm. | Mm. |
309 | 00:12:51,520 | 00:12:52,350 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
310 | 00:12:54,023 | 00:12:57,113 | So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here. | So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here. |
311 | 00:12:57,777 | 00:13:00,067 | But there is a Linda Chu. | But there is a Linda Chu. |
312 | 00:13:00,905 | 00:13:02,525 | Shall we go read the Word of God to her? | Shall we go read the Word of God to her? |
313 | 00:13:02,615 | 00:13:04,525 | Don't say it like that, all sarcastic. | Don't say it like that, all sarcastic. |
314 | 00:13:04,909 | 00:13:06,239 | I wasn't being sarcastic. | I wasn't being sarcastic. |
315 | 00:13:09,413 | 00:13:11,253 | [woman] My grandson sends stuff here? | [woman] My grandson sends stuff here? |
316 | 00:13:11,582 | 00:13:13,582 | What is it? Porn? Drugs? | What is it? Porn? Drugs? |
317 | 00:13:13,667 | 00:13:15,207 | According to our sources, | According to our sources, |
318 | 00:13:15,294 | 00:13:17,924 | it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float. | it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float. |
319 | 00:13:18,964 | 00:13:20,804 | What do those items mean to you? | What do those items mean to you? |
320 | 00:13:20,883 | 00:13:23,843 | [stammers] Ma'am, when was the last time you spoke to him? | [stammers] Ma'am, when was the last time you spoke to him? |
321 | 00:13:23,928 | 00:13:25,548 | I haven't seen him in a year. | I haven't seen him in a year. |
322 | 00:13:25,638 | 00:13:28,098 | Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson? | Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson? |
323 | 00:13:28,182 | 00:13:30,022 | Tookie doesn't have any friends. | Tookie doesn't have any friends. |
324 | 00:13:30,100 | 00:13:31,640 | All he cares about is money. | All he cares about is money. |
325 | 00:13:31,727 | 00:13:33,147 | I wish he'd send some my way | I wish he'd send some my way |
326 | 00:13:33,229 | 00:13:35,149 | -so I could upgrade from this dump. -[groans] | -so I could upgrade from this dump. -[groans] |
327 | 00:13:35,231 | 00:13:38,281 | The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place. | The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place. |
328 | 00:13:38,359 | 00:13:41,109 | I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman, | I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman, |
329 | 00:13:41,195 | 00:13:42,905 | that's where it's at. | that's where it's at. |
330 | 00:13:43,155 | 00:13:44,985 | Anything but the Lincoln Wing. | Anything but the Lincoln Wing. |
331 | 00:13:45,074 | 00:13:46,954 | That's where they move you | That's where they move you |
332 | 00:13:47,034 | 00:13:49,794 | when you're about to complete your final act... | when you're about to complete your final act... |
333 | 00:13:50,079 | 00:13:51,289 | Like Miguel there. | Like Miguel there. |
334 | 00:13:52,206 | 00:13:53,786 | Eh, I love you, too. | Eh, I love you, too. |
335 | 00:13:54,375 | 00:13:55,285 | Asshole. | Asshole. |
336 | 00:13:55,960 | 00:13:57,670 | Okay. Well, thank you very much. | Okay. Well, thank you very much. |
337 | 00:13:57,753 | 00:14:00,423 | Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too. | Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too. |
338 | 00:14:01,340 | 00:14:03,090 | -[groans] She was a yapper. -Yeah. | -[groans] She was a yapper. -Yeah. |
339 | 00:14:03,175 | 00:14:06,095 | Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it. | Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it. |
340 | 00:14:06,178 | 00:14:08,638 | Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there. | Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there. |
341 | 00:14:08,722 | 00:14:10,182 | Yeah, but how do we find out who that is | Yeah, but how do we find out who that is |
342 | 00:14:10,266 | 00:14:12,266 | if he doesn't have a single social media account? | if he doesn't have a single social media account? |
343 | 00:14:12,351 | 00:14:14,401 | Also, how can you not have a single social media account? | Also, how can you not have a single social media account? |
344 | 00:14:14,478 | 00:14:15,978 | -Tookie! -[Bowser] What's a tookie? | -Tookie! -[Bowser] What's a tookie? |
345 | 00:14:16,438 | 00:14:18,318 | She called him, "Tookie." | She called him, "Tookie." |
346 | 00:14:18,399 | 00:14:19,229 | What? | What? |
347 | 00:14:19,775 | 00:14:21,315 | -[tapping on cell phone] -[gasps] | -[tapping on cell phone] -[gasps] |
348 | 00:14:24,947 | 00:14:27,777 | Okay, can we just take a second to acknowledge how smart I am? | Okay, can we just take a second to acknowledge how smart I am? |
349 | 00:14:27,867 | 00:14:29,787 | I mean, I really should be doing better in school. | I mean, I really should be doing better in school. |
350 | 00:14:29,869 | 00:14:32,499 | Uh-huh. So, he does have a life. | Uh-huh. So, he does have a life. |
351 | 00:14:33,038 | 00:14:34,868 | And it looks like this Melissa is his piece. | And it looks like this Melissa is his piece. |
352 | 00:14:34,957 | 00:14:36,747 | You shouldn't talk about women like that. | You shouldn't talk about women like that. |
353 | 00:14:36,834 | 00:14:38,294 | She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt. | She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt. |
354 | 00:14:38,377 | 00:14:40,167 | But okay, she's the love of his life. | But okay, she's the love of his life. |
355 | 00:14:40,254 | 00:14:42,014 | She works at a salon in East Lake. | She works at a salon in East Lake. |
356 | 00:14:43,757 | 00:14:44,587 | Wait. | Wait. |
357 | 00:14:45,175 | 00:14:47,005 | Should we do a stakeout? Please. | Should we do a stakeout? Please. |
358 | 00:14:47,094 | 00:14:48,894 | -Oh. -Pretty please, can we do a stakeout? | -Oh. -Pretty please, can we do a stakeout? |
359 | 00:14:48,971 | 00:14:51,101 | Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is, | Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is, |
360 | 00:14:51,181 | 00:14:54,521 | but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh. | but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh. |
361 | 00:14:54,602 | 00:14:56,312 | No. No. No. | No. No. No. |
362 | 00:14:56,395 | 00:14:59,145 | This is gonna be you guys, without your phones, | This is gonna be you guys, without your phones, |
363 | 00:14:59,231 | 00:15:01,481 | doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand? | doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand? |
364 | 00:15:02,276 | 00:15:05,906 | [with accent] Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish. | [with accent] Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish. |
365 | 00:15:05,988 | 00:15:07,238 | Okay, that was not Russian. | Okay, that was not Russian. |
366 | 00:15:07,740 | 00:15:10,280 | That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here? | That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here? |
367 | 00:15:10,367 | 00:15:12,697 | So that's the thing about Ephesians. | So that's the thing about Ephesians. |
368 | 00:15:12,786 | 00:15:16,536 | It says there should not be even a hint of sexual immorality | It says there should not be even a hint of sexual immorality |
369 | 00:15:16,624 | 00:15:18,504 | or any kind of impurity. | or any kind of impurity. |
370 | 00:15:21,629 | 00:15:22,499 | Or of greed. | Or of greed. |
371 | 00:15:22,838 | 00:15:26,178 | So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that. | So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that. |
372 | 00:15:27,426 | 00:15:29,756 | [quiet chatter] | [quiet chatter] |
373 | 00:15:29,845 | 00:15:31,595 | I-- I took my brother's bandana. | I-- I took my brother's bandana. |
374 | 00:15:32,848 | 00:15:34,638 | Which I guess is stealing, not coveting. | Which I guess is stealing, not coveting. |
375 | 00:15:35,225 | 00:15:36,185 | Oh. | Oh. |
376 | 00:15:36,268 | 00:15:38,558 | Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted a new spiral notebook | Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted a new spiral notebook |
377 | 00:15:38,646 | 00:15:41,106 | and for a second, I wished that I had bought it first. | and for a second, I wished that I had bought it first. |
378 | 00:15:41,190 | 00:15:44,490 | Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it | Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it |
379 | 00:15:44,568 | 00:15:46,148 | proves that you've already repented. | proves that you've already repented. |
380 | 00:15:46,236 | 00:15:47,566 | So, thank you Hannah B. | So, thank you Hannah B. |
381 | 00:15:47,655 | 00:15:51,195 | Mm, and thank you Sterling W. | Mm, and thank you Sterling W. |
382 | 00:15:51,283 | 00:15:52,623 | Let's give her a hand, guys. | Let's give her a hand, guys. |
383 | 00:15:53,327 | 00:15:55,497 | This was a great way to start Fellowship. | This was a great way to start Fellowship. |
384 | 00:15:55,579 | 00:15:57,289 | Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year! | Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year! |
385 | 00:15:57,373 | 00:15:58,333 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
386 | 00:15:58,415 | 00:15:59,455 | And you know what? I was thinking | And you know what? I was thinking |
387 | 00:15:59,541 | 00:16:01,591 | you should totally just use my parking space. | you should totally just use my parking space. |
388 | 00:16:01,669 | 00:16:03,419 | Yes, because I'm scootering these days, | Yes, because I'm scootering these days, |
389 | 00:16:03,504 | 00:16:04,884 | so the curb is fine by me. | so the curb is fine by me. |
390 | 00:16:04,964 | 00:16:06,224 | Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys. | Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys. |
391 | 00:16:06,298 | 00:16:08,338 | Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it? | Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it? |
392 | 00:16:09,051 | 00:16:11,601 | Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment. | Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment. |
393 | 00:16:11,679 | 00:16:12,549 | I'm here to minister. | I'm here to minister. |
394 | 00:16:13,263 | 00:16:15,983 | So beloved, let's end with a prayer. | So beloved, let's end with a prayer. |
395 | 00:16:16,058 | 00:16:17,018 | Yes. | Yes. |
396 | 00:16:17,101 | 00:16:17,941 | Okay. | Okay. |
397 | 00:16:21,814 | 00:16:23,324 | [breathes deeply] | [breathes deeply] |
398 | 00:16:23,399 | 00:16:27,989 | Dear Lord, please guide us as we start our journey in Fellowship. | Dear Lord, please guide us as we start our journey in Fellowship. |
399 | 00:16:28,070 | 00:16:31,200 | Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need, | Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need, |
400 | 00:16:32,366 | 00:16:33,406 | like April, | like April, |
401 | 00:16:33,492 | 00:16:37,002 | no matter when she comes back, if at all ever. | no matter when she comes back, if at all ever. |
402 | 00:16:37,204 | 00:16:39,674 | Bless her wherever the winds may take her. | Bless her wherever the winds may take her. |
403 | 00:16:39,748 | 00:16:40,668 | [April] Touching. | [April] Touching. |
404 | 00:16:42,334 | 00:16:43,344 | -[gasps] -[Sterling] April! | -[gasps] -[Sterling] April! |
405 | 00:16:43,961 | 00:16:45,881 | I guess those ble-- blessed winds brought you back. | I guess those ble-- blessed winds brought you back. |
406 | 00:16:45,963 | 00:16:47,133 | What are you doing here? | What are you doing here? |
407 | 00:16:47,214 | 00:16:48,384 | I had a stomach bug, | I had a stomach bug, |
408 | 00:16:48,465 | 00:16:51,135 | which is why I must look thinner than usual. | which is why I must look thinner than usual. |
409 | 00:16:51,218 | 00:16:52,758 | -Yeah, I see it. -Turn to the side, and you're gone. | -Yeah, I see it. -Turn to the side, and you're gone. |
410 | 00:16:52,845 | 00:16:56,345 | And I heard there was weird talk about my dad, | And I heard there was weird talk about my dad, |
411 | 00:16:56,432 | 00:17:00,892 | but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo, | but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo, |
412 | 00:17:00,978 | 00:17:03,268 | so I don't know where that was coming from. | so I don't know where that was coming from. |
413 | 00:17:03,814 | 00:17:04,654 | Why is she back? | Why is she back? |
414 | 00:17:04,732 | 00:17:06,482 | Okay, I know you're panicking, but there's a bright side. | Okay, I know you're panicking, but there's a bright side. |
415 | 00:17:06,567 | 00:17:07,647 | -Which is? -She's lying. | -Which is? -She's lying. |
416 | 00:17:07,735 | 00:17:08,775 | -So? -So? | -So? -So? |
417 | 00:17:08,861 | 00:17:10,201 | She doesn't know we turned her dad in. | She doesn't know we turned her dad in. |
418 | 00:17:10,279 | 00:17:11,569 | -Oh. -See? | -Oh. -See? |
419 | 00:17:11,655 | 00:17:12,565 | So, we just the same everyone else | So, we just the same everyone else |
420 | 00:17:12,656 | 00:17:13,736 | -and play dumb? -Absolutely. | -and play dumb? -Absolutely. |
421 | 00:17:13,824 | 00:17:14,874 | Okay. Yeah, I can do that. | Okay. Yeah, I can do that. |
422 | 00:17:16,368 | 00:17:18,038 | The weather in Asia's supposed to be really great. | The weather in Asia's supposed to be really great. |
423 | 00:17:18,120 | 00:17:19,710 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
424 | 00:17:19,788 | 00:17:20,748 | Be cool. | Be cool. |
425 | 00:17:20,831 | 00:17:22,291 | -[students chattering] -Okay. | -[students chattering] -Okay. |
426 | 00:17:24,752 | 00:17:25,712 | [whispering] Great job. | [whispering] Great job. |
427 | 00:17:25,794 | 00:17:26,844 | Oh, thank you. | Oh, thank you. |
428 | 00:17:28,380 | 00:17:30,340 | I'm really glad that you're feeling better, April. | I'm really glad that you're feeling better, April. |
429 | 00:17:30,424 | 00:17:31,764 | Don't pretend like you care. | Don't pretend like you care. |
430 | 00:17:31,842 | 00:17:33,802 | There's not a genuine bone in your body. | There's not a genuine bone in your body. |
431 | 00:17:34,928 | 00:17:38,138 | Unless you're counting Luke's. | Unless you're counting Luke's. |
432 | 00:17:39,016 | 00:17:40,136 | Are you preserving that? | Are you preserving that? |
433 | 00:17:40,225 | 00:17:43,645 | I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag and riddle it with herpes. | I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag and riddle it with herpes. |
434 | 00:17:43,729 | 00:17:44,979 | What do you want? | What do you want? |
435 | 00:17:45,814 | 00:17:47,654 | What I've always wanted. Your position. | What I've always wanted. Your position. |
436 | 00:17:48,150 | 00:17:50,900 | So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday, | So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday, |
437 | 00:17:51,528 | 00:17:53,608 | or this puppy goes wide. | or this puppy goes wide. |
438 | 00:18:03,082 | 00:18:04,582 | Girls, goodnight. | Girls, goodnight. |
439 | 00:18:04,666 | 00:18:06,416 | We are gonna turn in early. | We are gonna turn in early. |
440 | 00:18:06,794 | 00:18:09,464 | -Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. -Why? She likes your bed. | -Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. -Why? She likes your bed. |
441 | 00:18:09,546 | 00:18:12,046 | Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep. | Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep. |
442 | 00:18:12,633 | 00:18:15,933 | [Debbie] Right, because we're turning in early to rest and dream. | [Debbie] Right, because we're turning in early to rest and dream. |
443 | 00:18:16,011 | 00:18:17,221 | [Debbie and Anderson chuckle] | [Debbie and Anderson chuckle] |
444 | 00:18:17,304 | 00:18:18,724 | Okay. Goodnight. | Okay. Goodnight. |
445 | 00:18:21,058 | 00:18:22,888 | They are obviously going to bang. | They are obviously going to bang. |
446 | 00:18:23,102 | 00:18:23,942 | Gross! | Gross! |
447 | 00:18:24,478 | 00:18:27,818 | At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did. | At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did. |
448 | 00:18:28,482 | 00:18:29,402 | [whimpers] | [whimpers] |
449 | 00:18:31,860 | 00:18:32,820 | What is wrong? | What is wrong? |
450 | 00:18:33,362 | 00:18:34,612 | I'm quitting Fellowship. | I'm quitting Fellowship. |
451 | 00:18:34,696 | 00:18:36,696 | Stop. We've been through this. | Stop. We've been through this. |
452 | 00:18:36,782 | 00:18:39,372 | Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's not worth the fight. | Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's not worth the fight. |
453 | 00:18:40,202 | 00:18:41,292 | April will be a fine leader. | April will be a fine leader. |
454 | 00:18:41,370 | 00:18:42,500 | Are you kidding me? | Are you kidding me? |
455 | 00:18:42,746 | 00:18:45,536 | She'll make it all about herself. She doesn't care about Christianity. | She'll make it all about herself. She doesn't care about Christianity. |
456 | 00:18:45,624 | 00:18:47,424 | Well, apparently she cares more than I do | Well, apparently she cares more than I do |
457 | 00:18:47,501 | 00:18:49,091 | because she's willing to spread a rumor about me. | because she's willing to spread a rumor about me. |
458 | 00:18:50,254 | 00:18:52,214 | I mean, it's not a rumor, but still. | I mean, it's not a rumor, but still. |
459 | 00:18:52,297 | 00:18:54,507 | No... A rumor. | No... A rumor. |
460 | 00:18:56,051 | 00:18:56,931 | That's all it is. | That's all it is. |
461 | 00:18:59,138 | 00:19:00,308 | [people shouting] | [people shouting] |
462 | 00:19:00,389 | 00:19:03,229 | Hey, did y'all hear what happened in Fellowship yesterday? | Hey, did y'all hear what happened in Fellowship yesterday? |
463 | 00:19:03,684 | 00:19:05,064 | Someone dropped a condom wrapper. | Someone dropped a condom wrapper. |
464 | 00:19:05,519 | 00:19:07,019 | [girls gasp] | [girls gasp] |
465 | 00:19:09,439 | 00:19:10,399 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
466 | 00:19:10,858 | 00:19:12,028 | -Oh. -[cell phone bleeps] | -Oh. -[cell phone bleeps] |
467 | 00:19:12,109 | 00:19:14,699 | No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom | No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom |
468 | 00:19:14,778 | 00:19:16,278 | and that it was found in Band. | and that it was found in Band. |
469 | 00:19:17,281 | 00:19:18,321 | Or was it Drama? | Or was it Drama? |
470 | 00:19:18,907 | 00:19:20,197 | Hey, Tiffany... | Hey, Tiffany... |
471 | 00:19:20,826 | 00:19:22,156 | [chattering] | [chattering] |
472 | 00:19:23,704 | 00:19:25,624 | [cell phones bleep and chime] | [cell phones bleep and chime] |
473 | 00:19:29,459 | 00:19:30,539 | Should we say it's mine? | Should we say it's mine? |
474 | 00:19:30,627 | 00:19:32,587 | I mean, it sounds like something I'd do. | I mean, it sounds like something I'd do. |
475 | 00:19:32,671 | 00:19:34,921 | [cell phones continue bleeping and chiming] | [cell phones continue bleeping and chiming] |
476 | 00:19:40,095 | 00:19:41,005 | What's going on? | What's going on? |
477 | 00:19:41,096 | 00:19:42,006 | You haven't heard? | You haven't heard? |
478 | 00:19:42,097 | 00:19:44,267 | Tammy DeWitt found a love glove in Woodshop! | Tammy DeWitt found a love glove in Woodshop! |
479 | 00:19:44,349 | 00:19:46,139 | No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym | No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym |
480 | 00:19:46,226 | 00:19:48,596 | and it wasn't just one. It was a box. | and it wasn't just one. It was a box. |
481 | 00:19:49,229 | 00:19:51,189 | This is the weirdest game of Clue ever. | This is the weirdest game of Clue ever. |
482 | 00:19:52,232 | 00:19:53,112 | I don't understand. | I don't understand. |
483 | 00:20:03,285 | 00:20:06,575 | Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life? | Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life? |
484 | 00:20:07,164 | 00:20:11,254 | Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite. | Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite. |
485 | 00:20:13,003 | 00:20:13,883 | What about you? | What about you? |
486 | 00:20:15,005 | 00:20:16,545 | Being a completely original person. | Being a completely original person. |
487 | 00:20:21,970 | 00:20:24,970 | Okay, "What would you like to be famous for? | Okay, "What would you like to be famous for? |
488 | 00:20:25,349 | 00:20:26,769 | Rapping, for sure. | Rapping, for sure. |
489 | 00:20:27,434 | 00:20:28,274 | Check it. | Check it. |
490 | 00:20:28,352 | 00:20:30,812 | ♪ Young Jennings Cash pending, sale pending ♪ | ♪ Young Jennings Cash pending, sale pending ♪ |
491 | 00:20:30,896 | 00:20:32,056 | ♪ Mind-bendin' ♪ | ♪ Mind-bendin' ♪ |
492 | 00:20:32,356 | 00:20:34,476 | Something like that, you know what I mean? | Something like that, you know what I mean? |
493 | 00:20:34,691 | 00:20:35,531 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
494 | 00:20:35,609 | 00:20:36,489 | You? | You? |
495 | 00:20:38,278 | 00:20:39,148 | Um... | Um... |
496 | 00:20:39,238 | 00:20:43,778 | TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind. | TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind. |
497 | 00:20:49,623 | 00:20:51,963 | You know what? These are too broad. Um... | You know what? These are too broad. Um... |
498 | 00:20:53,085 | 00:20:53,995 | Oh, here's a good one. | Oh, here's a good one. |
499 | 00:20:54,795 | 00:20:56,505 | "How is your relationship with your mother?" | "How is your relationship with your mother?" |
500 | 00:20:57,422 | 00:21:00,592 | My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know? | My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know? |
501 | 00:21:04,346 | 00:21:05,506 | She's, like, my rock. | She's, like, my rock. |
502 | 00:21:07,266 | 00:21:09,846 | [breathes deeply] | [breathes deeply] |
503 | 00:21:11,812 | 00:21:12,732 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
504 | 00:21:12,813 | 00:21:14,023 | What about you? [chuckles] | What about you? [chuckles] |
505 | 00:21:14,106 | 00:21:15,356 | Yeah, um... | Yeah, um... |
506 | 00:21:15,440 | 00:21:19,400 | she's more like a boulder than a-- a rock, | she's more like a boulder than a-- a rock, |
507 | 00:21:20,195 | 00:21:22,405 | but... same. | but... same. |
508 | 00:21:25,200 | 00:21:28,200 | Make ou... t. | Make ou... t. |
509 | 00:21:28,287 | 00:21:29,327 | Please. Yeah. | Please. Yeah. |
510 | 00:21:37,129 | 00:21:40,719 | How much longer do we have to watch this woman frost bangs? | How much longer do we have to watch this woman frost bangs? |
511 | 00:21:41,133 | 00:21:42,763 | I can only take so much. | I can only take so much. |
512 | 00:21:43,343 | 00:21:45,473 | Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago. | Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago. |
513 | 00:21:46,054 | 00:21:48,024 | Maybe she got pulled into a double. | Maybe she got pulled into a double. |
514 | 00:21:48,098 | 00:21:49,678 | [breathing deeply] | [breathing deeply] |
515 | 00:21:50,684 | 00:21:52,064 | [whispering] What's wrong with you? | [whispering] What's wrong with you? |
516 | 00:21:52,144 | 00:21:55,654 | Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier. | Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier. |
517 | 00:21:56,273 | 00:21:57,693 | Didn't know it had liquid in it. | Didn't know it had liquid in it. |
518 | 00:21:58,066 | 00:22:00,066 | You know you can go to the bathroom like a normal person? | You know you can go to the bathroom like a normal person? |
519 | 00:22:00,152 | 00:22:02,032 | -There's a gas station down the street. -No. | -There's a gas station down the street. -No. |
520 | 00:22:02,112 | 00:22:04,662 | -Bowser, it's really bad for your body-- -I'm fine. | -Bowser, it's really bad for your body-- -I'm fine. |
521 | 00:22:05,032 | 00:22:07,622 | Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya? | Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya? |
522 | 00:22:09,119 | 00:22:11,199 | What does it mean when you kiss with your eyes open? | What does it mean when you kiss with your eyes open? |
523 | 00:22:11,288 | 00:22:12,208 | Okay, I'm out. | Okay, I'm out. |
524 | 00:22:13,123 | 00:22:14,003 | I'll be back in ten. | I'll be back in ten. |
525 | 00:22:14,875 | 00:22:16,835 | Seriously, what do you think it means? | Seriously, what do you think it means? |
526 | 00:22:17,627 | 00:22:18,877 | Do you kiss Luke like that? | Do you kiss Luke like that? |
527 | 00:22:20,630 | 00:22:21,470 | I'm sure I have. | I'm sure I have. |
528 | 00:22:22,049 | 00:22:22,879 | Um... | Um... |
529 | 00:22:26,261 | 00:22:27,761 | -I haven't. -Shit! | -I haven't. -Shit! |
530 | 00:22:27,846 | 00:22:31,346 | Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me. | Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me. |
531 | 00:22:33,435 | 00:22:35,145 | What if we're not falling in love? | What if we're not falling in love? |
532 | 00:22:35,228 | 00:22:36,058 | You are. | You are. |
533 | 00:22:36,146 | 00:22:37,556 | Well, it's not happening quick enough. | Well, it's not happening quick enough. |
534 | 00:22:37,647 | 00:22:39,477 | I'm literally dying of horniness. | I'm literally dying of horniness. |
535 | 00:22:41,985 | 00:22:42,815 | I'm going in. | I'm going in. |
536 | 00:22:42,903 | 00:22:45,073 | What? No! We don't even know what to ask. | What? No! We don't even know what to ask. |
537 | 00:22:45,280 | 00:22:46,490 | "Where is Kenneth Chu?" | "Where is Kenneth Chu?" |
538 | 00:22:46,907 | 00:22:47,867 | Sounds clear to me. | Sounds clear to me. |
539 | 00:22:50,827 | 00:22:52,247 | [music playing] | [music playing] |
540 | 00:22:52,329 | 00:22:54,079 | Hey there. Do you have time for a wax? | Hey there. Do you have time for a wax? |
541 | 00:22:54,164 | 00:22:55,464 | Sure. Lip? | Sure. Lip? |
542 | 00:22:56,249 | 00:22:57,079 | Brow. | Brow. |
543 | 00:22:58,502 | 00:22:59,342 | Really? | Really? |
544 | 00:23:06,218 | 00:23:07,048 | Ow. | Ow. |
545 | 00:23:07,135 | 00:23:08,505 | Getting ready for a date. | Getting ready for a date. |
546 | 00:23:10,764 | 00:23:13,144 | My boyfriend's taking me out for American food. | My boyfriend's taking me out for American food. |
547 | 00:23:17,020 | 00:23:17,850 | Ow. | Ow. |
548 | 00:23:18,897 | 00:23:22,817 | He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin. | He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin. |
549 | 00:23:24,319 | 00:23:27,529 | You tell him to go suck a butt. No man should ever talk to you like that. | You tell him to go suck a butt. No man should ever talk to you like that. |
550 | 00:23:28,240 | 00:23:29,320 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
551 | 00:23:29,908 | 00:23:31,488 | Um, he's so controlling, | Um, he's so controlling, |
552 | 00:23:31,576 | 00:23:34,116 | but it's probably just because he loves me, right? | but it's probably just because he loves me, right? |
553 | 00:23:34,204 | 00:23:35,794 | No, that kind of love is a lie. | No, that kind of love is a lie. |
554 | 00:23:36,540 | 00:23:37,370 | Are you in love? | Are you in love? |
555 | 00:23:37,874 | 00:23:38,714 | Ish. | Ish. |
556 | 00:23:39,292 | 00:23:40,922 | My dude does all this shady shit | My dude does all this shady shit |
557 | 00:23:41,002 | 00:23:42,882 | and says it's for me and our future. | and says it's for me and our future. |
558 | 00:23:43,505 | 00:23:45,755 | Although I want to believe it, I know it's a lie, too. | Although I want to believe it, I know it's a lie, too. |
559 | 00:23:45,841 | 00:23:47,631 | Yeah, where does he get off telling you that? | Yeah, where does he get off telling you that? |
560 | 00:23:48,844 | 00:23:51,854 | Literally, where does he live to have learned such a thing? | Literally, where does he live to have learned such a thing? |
561 | 00:23:52,931 | 00:23:54,891 | -What? -I mean, his values are awful. | -What? -I mean, his values are awful. |
562 | 00:23:55,725 | 00:23:57,305 | What neighborhood does that come from? | What neighborhood does that come from? |
563 | 00:23:57,394 | 00:23:58,854 | Druid Hills? Decatur? | Druid Hills? Decatur? |
564 | 00:23:58,937 | 00:23:59,897 | What's his address? | What's his address? |
565 | 00:23:59,980 | 00:24:01,190 | Ow! | Ow! |
566 | 00:24:02,357 | 00:24:04,727 | You know what? I left something in the back. | You know what? I left something in the back. |
567 | 00:24:05,527 | 00:24:06,357 | Give me one sec. | Give me one sec. |
568 | 00:24:06,445 | 00:24:07,275 | Okay. | Okay. |
569 | 00:24:11,783 | 00:24:12,913 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
570 | 00:24:12,993 | 00:24:14,163 | Oh, shit! I blew it. | Oh, shit! I blew it. |
571 | 00:24:17,956 | 00:24:19,456 | Shit! Shit! Shit. | Shit! Shit! Shit. |
572 | 00:24:23,378 | 00:24:24,798 | According to her mother, | According to her mother, |
573 | 00:24:24,880 | 00:24:28,380 | Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina, | Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina, |
574 | 00:24:29,301 | 00:24:32,011 | with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun. | with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun. |
575 | 00:24:32,762 | 00:24:35,352 | -Does that mean that she's involved? -It doesn't matter. | -Does that mean that she's involved? -It doesn't matter. |
576 | 00:24:35,724 | 00:24:36,604 | He's the skip. | He's the skip. |
577 | 00:24:36,683 | 00:24:39,143 | The only way I get paid is if I bring him in. | The only way I get paid is if I bring him in. |
578 | 00:24:39,227 | 00:24:40,767 | I'm sorry, dude, but I was trying to help. | I'm sorry, dude, but I was trying to help. |
579 | 00:24:40,854 | 00:24:45,194 | No! You were in such a goddamn rush to kick down doors that you... | No! You were in such a goddamn rush to kick down doors that you... |
580 | 00:24:46,193 | 00:24:47,113 | anti-helped. | anti-helped. |
581 | 00:24:47,777 | 00:24:48,817 | You hindered! | You hindered! |
582 | 00:24:50,030 | 00:24:52,240 | So, do you think it's going to slow down our paycheck? | So, do you think it's going to slow down our paycheck? |
583 | 00:24:52,324 | 00:24:53,874 | What about this don't you understand? | What about this don't you understand? |
584 | 00:24:54,493 | 00:24:57,793 | Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid. | Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid. |
585 | 00:24:58,663 | 00:25:00,423 | But our parents have been asking about the money and-- | But our parents have been asking about the money and-- |
586 | 00:25:00,499 | 00:25:02,749 | Oh. Well, you tell your parents | Oh. Well, you tell your parents |
587 | 00:25:03,335 | 00:25:05,125 | that you messed up at work, huh? | that you messed up at work, huh? |
588 | 00:25:05,212 | 00:25:06,552 | That wouldn't be a lie. | That wouldn't be a lie. |
589 | 00:25:06,630 | 00:25:08,550 | Cathy, do with them what you wish. | Cathy, do with them what you wish. |
590 | 00:25:12,135 | 00:25:13,545 | Have you met the fudge pump? | Have you met the fudge pump? |
591 | 00:25:18,266 | 00:25:20,976 | So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow | So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow |
592 | 00:25:21,269 | 00:25:23,729 | with, like, one special ability, | with, like, one special ability, |
593 | 00:25:24,940 | 00:25:28,650 | it would be to see through things, you know? | it would be to see through things, you know? |
594 | 00:25:29,277 | 00:25:30,147 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
595 | 00:25:33,073 | 00:25:34,453 | Look, Jennings-- | Look, Jennings-- |
596 | 00:25:34,574 | 00:25:35,624 | We're not in love. | We're not in love. |
597 | 00:25:37,118 | 00:25:38,078 | No. | No. |
598 | 00:25:38,828 | 00:25:42,418 | I felt it or-- or I didn't, but I really wanted to. | I felt it or-- or I didn't, but I really wanted to. |
599 | 00:25:42,499 | 00:25:43,329 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
600 | 00:25:43,416 | 00:25:45,246 | It's like this one time I was in Drama class | It's like this one time I was in Drama class |
601 | 00:25:45,335 | 00:25:47,375 | and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene, | and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene, |
602 | 00:25:47,837 | 00:25:52,717 | but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene | but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene |
603 | 00:25:53,134 | 00:25:54,094 | and I got an F. | and I got an F. |
604 | 00:25:54,511 | 00:25:55,351 | I feel you. | I feel you. |
605 | 00:25:55,762 | 00:25:58,012 | I messed up my boss' project at work, | I messed up my boss' project at work, |
606 | 00:25:58,515 | 00:26:01,385 | but it was only because I really wanted to finish it. | but it was only because I really wanted to finish it. |
607 | 00:26:01,476 | 00:26:03,726 | Of course, you've got passion. | Of course, you've got passion. |
608 | 00:26:03,812 | 00:26:05,152 | And you've got instincts. | And you've got instincts. |
609 | 00:26:06,189 | 00:26:08,109 | Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you. | Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you. |
610 | 00:26:09,025 | 00:26:11,485 | Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc. | Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc. |
611 | 00:26:12,862 | 00:26:16,072 | I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff with a girl before. | I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff with a girl before. |
612 | 00:26:16,157 | 00:26:17,117 | Me either. | Me either. |
613 | 00:26:18,243 | 00:26:19,293 | With a boy. | With a boy. |
614 | 00:26:19,536 | 00:26:22,246 | That's why I feel comfortable just being, like... | That's why I feel comfortable just being, like... |
615 | 00:26:23,206 | 00:26:24,206 | "I don't like you." | "I don't like you." |
616 | 00:26:24,291 | 00:26:26,461 | Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you. | Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you. |
617 | 00:26:27,210 | 00:26:28,380 | Your answers were strange. | Your answers were strange. |
618 | 00:26:28,461 | 00:26:29,421 | Yours were stupid. | Yours were stupid. |
619 | 00:26:29,504 | 00:26:31,974 | You have deeply rooted issues with your mom. | You have deeply rooted issues with your mom. |
620 | 00:26:32,048 | 00:26:34,678 | And you're going to bone yours... one day. | And you're going to bone yours... one day. |
621 | 00:26:37,387 | 00:26:39,387 | So, we're breaking up, right? | So, we're breaking up, right? |
622 | 00:26:40,348 | 00:26:41,808 | It already happened, babe. | It already happened, babe. |
623 | 00:26:51,818 | 00:26:53,948 | I should never have underestimated her fortitude. | I should never have underestimated her fortitude. |
624 | 00:26:55,071 | 00:26:57,621 | In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship. | In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship. |
625 | 00:26:58,033 | 00:26:59,493 | What do you mean her "fortitude"? | What do you mean her "fortitude"? |
626 | 00:27:01,703 | 00:27:02,583 | Oh. | Oh. |
627 | 00:27:03,163 | 00:27:06,043 | Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by, | Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by, |
628 | 00:27:06,124 | 00:27:09,044 | even though every other person got hit with shrapnel. | even though every other person got hit with shrapnel. |
629 | 00:27:09,127 | 00:27:11,497 | Yeah. The last one I heard | Yeah. The last one I heard |
630 | 00:27:11,588 | 00:27:14,838 | was that we found the condom and used it. | was that we found the condom and used it. |
631 | 00:27:14,924 | 00:27:16,134 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
632 | 00:27:16,217 | 00:27:17,837 | I mean, can you even imagine? | I mean, can you even imagine? |
633 | 00:27:18,720 | 00:27:19,680 | I'd rather not, so... | I'd rather not, so... |
634 | 00:27:20,889 | 00:27:22,929 | [Hannah B] Well, maybe Sterling is lucky. | [Hannah B] Well, maybe Sterling is lucky. |
635 | 00:27:23,016 | 00:27:24,636 | Some people in the world just are. | Some people in the world just are. |
636 | 00:27:24,726 | 00:27:26,436 | I don't believe in luck. | I don't believe in luck. |
637 | 00:27:32,776 | 00:27:33,686 | Need some help? | Need some help? |
638 | 00:27:35,111 | 00:27:37,241 | I miss the days of just "trash." | I miss the days of just "trash." |
639 | 00:27:37,322 | 00:27:38,202 | Right? | Right? |
640 | 00:27:38,281 | 00:27:39,951 | There's a bin for everything now. | There's a bin for everything now. |
641 | 00:27:40,659 | 00:27:42,739 | Paper, glass... | Paper, glass... |
642 | 00:27:44,120 | 00:27:45,080 | Latex. | Latex. |
643 | 00:27:46,915 | 00:27:50,535 | Then again, without some rules and structure... | Then again, without some rules and structure... |
644 | 00:27:51,211 | 00:27:52,381 | guiding principles... | guiding principles... |
645 | 00:27:53,213 | 00:27:54,263 | it'd be anarchy. | it'd be anarchy. |
646 | 00:27:57,008 | 00:27:59,718 | Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash? | Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash? |
647 | 00:28:02,305 | 00:28:04,465 | I know you and Sterling have strayed. | I know you and Sterling have strayed. |
648 | 00:28:04,557 | 00:28:08,647 | And that might be fine for heathens and Yankees, | And that might be fine for heathens and Yankees, |
649 | 00:28:08,770 | 00:28:11,770 | but she's head of fellowship and you're captain of the golf team. | but she's head of fellowship and you're captain of the golf team. |
650 | 00:28:11,856 | 00:28:15,186 | If you two aren't walking the walk, | If you two aren't walking the walk, |
651 | 00:28:16,653 | 00:28:18,363 | how can you expect anyone else to? | how can you expect anyone else to? |
652 | 00:28:19,948 | 00:28:21,778 | I don't know what-- What are you-- | I don't know what-- What are you-- |
653 | 00:28:21,866 | 00:28:23,026 | I don't know what you're ta-- | I don't know what you're ta-- |
654 | 00:28:23,118 | 00:28:24,828 | I know. I know. | I know. I know. |
655 | 00:28:29,999 | 00:28:31,129 | Let me explain. | Let me explain. |
656 | 00:28:38,967 | 00:28:39,877 | Unbelievable. | Unbelievable. |
657 | 00:28:41,344 | 00:28:43,604 | Thank you. I did a sheet mask. | Thank you. I did a sheet mask. |
658 | 00:28:43,680 | 00:28:44,680 | You threatened Luke. | You threatened Luke. |
659 | 00:28:44,764 | 00:28:47,234 | No, I exploited the weak spot. | No, I exploited the weak spot. |
660 | 00:28:47,642 | 00:28:48,942 | Like we're taught in Forensics. | Like we're taught in Forensics. |
661 | 00:28:49,018 | 00:28:50,978 | We aren't playing for trophies here. | We aren't playing for trophies here. |
662 | 00:28:51,438 | 00:28:52,648 | Luke is a person. | Luke is a person. |
663 | 00:28:53,356 | 00:28:56,106 | A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure. | A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure. |
664 | 00:28:56,192 | 00:28:59,402 | Which is why I'll spare outing him and you, | Which is why I'll spare outing him and you, |
665 | 00:29:00,321 | 00:29:01,281 | if you resign. | if you resign. |
666 | 00:29:01,364 | 00:29:02,874 | Why are you acting like this? | Why are you acting like this? |
667 | 00:29:04,367 | 00:29:06,037 | Is it because of what's going on with your family? | Is it because of what's going on with your family? |
668 | 00:29:06,578 | 00:29:08,198 | We go to the same church, I know what happened. | We go to the same church, I know what happened. |
669 | 00:29:08,288 | 00:29:11,328 | What John did is his problem. | What John did is his problem. |
670 | 00:29:12,625 | 00:29:14,285 | -He's still your dad. -I don't care. | -He's still your dad. -I don't care. |
671 | 00:29:14,377 | 00:29:16,377 | He beat up a prostitute. | He beat up a prostitute. |
672 | 00:29:16,963 | 00:29:19,883 | I'm not a fan of sex workers, but they deserve to be safe. | I'm not a fan of sex workers, but they deserve to be safe. |
673 | 00:29:20,717 | 00:29:22,757 | Just not allowed to vote. | Just not allowed to vote. |
674 | 00:29:25,388 | 00:29:26,428 | -April-- -What? | -April-- -What? |
675 | 00:29:28,558 | 00:29:29,388 | I'm sorry. | I'm sorry. |
676 | 00:29:38,985 | 00:29:41,735 | Resign or pretty boy walks the plank. | Resign or pretty boy walks the plank. |
677 | 00:29:42,405 | 00:29:44,275 | And there are sharks in the waters... | And there are sharks in the waters... |
678 | 00:29:44,741 | 00:29:48,831 | and, like, rough coral reef. | and, like, rough coral reef. |
679 | 00:29:57,003 | 00:29:57,883 | [Debbie] Girls? | [Debbie] Girls? |
680 | 00:30:00,924 | 00:30:02,014 | Oh. | Oh. |
681 | 00:30:02,091 | 00:30:03,891 | -Hey, girls. -[video game sounds on cell phone] | -Hey, girls. -[video game sounds on cell phone] |
682 | 00:30:04,511 | 00:30:05,891 | How are you? | How are you? |
683 | 00:30:08,139 | 00:30:09,099 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
684 | 00:30:10,266 | 00:30:16,146 | Okay, well... um, your father was... walking upstairs | Okay, well... um, your father was... walking upstairs |
685 | 00:30:16,231 | 00:30:18,361 | and he tweaked his back, | and he tweaked his back, |
686 | 00:30:18,942 | 00:30:22,152 | and our heating pad is finally kaput. | and our heating pad is finally kaput. |
687 | 00:30:23,238 | 00:30:25,158 | Twenty-two years is a good run. [chuckles] | Twenty-two years is a good run. [chuckles] |
688 | 00:30:25,240 | 00:30:28,200 | So do you mind going to the drugstore and getting him a new one? | So do you mind going to the drugstore and getting him a new one? |
689 | 00:30:28,284 | 00:30:29,414 | We're beat, Mom. | We're beat, Mom. |
690 | 00:30:30,620 | 00:30:32,330 | I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that. | I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that. |
691 | 00:30:32,914 | 00:30:35,464 | Go to the drugstore and get him a new one. | Go to the drugstore and get him a new one. |
692 | 00:30:36,417 | 00:30:37,377 | That's not fair. | That's not fair. |
693 | 00:30:37,460 | 00:30:40,300 | Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair. | Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair. |
694 | 00:30:41,548 | 00:30:43,718 | You know, we had very emotional days | You know, we had very emotional days |
695 | 00:30:43,800 | 00:30:45,300 | and you didn't even ask about them. | and you didn't even ask about them. |
696 | 00:30:45,385 | 00:30:46,795 | -We worked all week. -Yeah. | -We worked all week. -Yeah. |
697 | 00:30:46,886 | 00:30:49,926 | Really? Well, we wouldn't know. We haven't seen a penny of your wages. | Really? Well, we wouldn't know. We haven't seen a penny of your wages. |
698 | 00:30:50,014 | 00:30:51,644 | Oh, we're saving it... | Oh, we're saving it... |
699 | 00:30:52,016 | 00:30:54,516 | um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday. | um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday. |
700 | 00:30:55,395 | 00:30:56,305 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
701 | 00:30:56,396 | 00:30:59,976 | Oh, well, that's responsible | Oh, well, that's responsible |
702 | 00:31:00,066 | 00:31:02,896 | and inspiring and... | and inspiring and... |
703 | 00:31:03,194 | 00:31:04,114 | I'm proud of you. | I'm proud of you. |
704 | 00:31:05,280 | 00:31:06,950 | And you're still going to the drugstore. | And you're still going to the drugstore. |
705 | 00:31:08,658 | 00:31:09,618 | Chop-chop, girls. | Chop-chop, girls. |
706 | 00:31:12,704 | 00:31:14,004 | [yawns] | [yawns] |
707 | 00:31:16,165 | 00:31:17,495 | -Sad. -Very. | -Sad. -Very. |
708 | 00:31:19,002 | 00:31:20,882 | -Should we tell him? -He has a right to know. | -Should we tell him? -He has a right to know. |
709 | 00:31:21,838 | 00:31:23,008 | Those are bad for you, sir. | Those are bad for you, sir. |
710 | 00:31:23,089 | 00:31:24,509 | Yeah, they'll kill you, and we're not kidding. | Yeah, they'll kill you, and we're not kidding. |
711 | 00:31:24,966 | 00:31:27,296 | [both] Pastor Booth! Hi! | [both] Pastor Booth! Hi! |
712 | 00:31:27,385 | 00:31:28,755 | The Wesley girls. | The Wesley girls. |
713 | 00:31:29,262 | 00:31:31,182 | Always nice to see people out in the wild. | Always nice to see people out in the wild. |
714 | 00:31:32,891 | 00:31:34,181 | Oh, I know. They're terrible. | Oh, I know. They're terrible. |
715 | 00:31:34,851 | 00:31:38,231 | Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you. | Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you. |
716 | 00:31:39,022 | 00:31:41,192 | Yeah, we love cigarettes. We talk about them all the time. | Yeah, we love cigarettes. We talk about them all the time. |
717 | 00:31:41,274 | 00:31:42,824 | No need to make me feel better, | No need to make me feel better, |
718 | 00:31:42,901 | 00:31:44,611 | I know the dangers of my habit. | I know the dangers of my habit. |
719 | 00:31:44,694 | 00:31:46,454 | What can I say? It's hard to stop. | What can I say? It's hard to stop. |
720 | 00:31:47,113 | 00:31:48,533 | But The Bible tells us | But The Bible tells us |
721 | 00:31:48,615 | 00:31:52,075 | if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up. | if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up. |
722 | 00:31:52,535 | 00:31:53,365 | Eventually. | Eventually. |
723 | 00:31:53,953 | 00:31:54,873 | We'll pray for you. | We'll pray for you. |
724 | 00:31:54,996 | 00:31:56,496 | Nah, save your prayers for those that need them. | Nah, save your prayers for those that need them. |
725 | 00:31:56,581 | 00:31:58,791 | This is between me and my maker. | This is between me and my maker. |
726 | 00:31:59,125 | 00:32:00,245 | See y'all Sunday. | See y'all Sunday. |
727 | 00:32:00,335 | 00:32:01,165 | Mm-hm. | Mm-hm. |
728 | 00:32:05,423 | 00:32:06,263 | Hi. | Hi. |
729 | 00:32:09,761 | 00:32:10,891 | $25.39. | $25.39. |
730 | 00:32:18,895 | 00:32:19,845 | Do I look stupid? | Do I look stupid? |
731 | 00:32:20,396 | 00:32:22,146 | It's pretty hard to tell just from looking. | It's pretty hard to tell just from looking. |
732 | 00:32:22,231 | 00:32:23,521 | These bills are fake. | These bills are fake. |
733 | 00:32:24,067 | 00:32:25,897 | Don't bring this shit into my store. | Don't bring this shit into my store. |
734 | 00:32:26,527 | 00:32:27,357 | Next. | Next. |
735 | 00:32:28,154 | 00:32:30,494 | This was the change I got from the old folks' home. | This was the change I got from the old folks' home. |
736 | 00:32:30,573 | 00:32:31,453 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
737 | 00:32:32,033 | 00:32:32,873 | Kenneth. | Kenneth. |
738 | 00:32:33,493 | 00:32:37,543 | Bowser, the change from the food stand at the old folks home is fake. | Bowser, the change from the food stand at the old folks home is fake. |
739 | 00:32:37,622 | 00:32:39,212 | Kenneth Chu had to have been there. | Kenneth Chu had to have been there. |
740 | 00:32:39,290 | 00:32:40,170 | No, no, wait a minute. | No, no, wait a minute. |
741 | 00:32:40,249 | 00:32:41,709 | -We already checked. -But we have proof. | -We already checked. -But we have proof. |
742 | 00:32:41,793 | 00:32:43,463 | There's counterfeit money in rotation. | There's counterfeit money in rotation. |
743 | 00:32:43,544 | 00:32:44,964 | All right, maybe we missed something. | All right, maybe we missed something. |
744 | 00:32:45,672 | 00:32:47,512 | You know what? Meet me out front at the home. | You know what? Meet me out front at the home. |
745 | 00:32:48,091 | 00:32:51,301 | I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite. | I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite. |
746 | 00:32:51,386 | 00:32:53,716 | Blair, don't you pour no soda on that old woman. | Blair, don't you pour no soda on that old woman. |
747 | 00:32:53,805 | 00:32:55,555 | -I got a better idea. -[Blair] Oh, what is it? | -I got a better idea. -[Blair] Oh, what is it? |
748 | 00:32:56,975 | 00:32:59,805 | Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan. | Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan. |
749 | 00:33:00,853 | 00:33:01,813 | We have to text Mom. | We have to text Mom. |
750 | 00:33:01,896 | 00:33:04,066 | Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore. | Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore. |
751 | 00:33:04,148 | 00:33:06,728 | -[tapping on cell phone] - We'll need a whole list of alibis. | -[tapping on cell phone] - We'll need a whole list of alibis. |
752 | 00:33:07,193 | 00:33:08,033 | And aliases. | And aliases. |
753 | 00:33:08,653 | 00:33:10,953 | -[cell phone bleeps] -"Black Heart." That'll be one of mine. | -[cell phone bleeps] -"Black Heart." That'll be one of mine. |
754 | 00:33:11,030 | 00:33:12,410 | Bowser said no undercover stuff. | Bowser said no undercover stuff. |
755 | 00:33:12,824 | 00:33:15,414 | Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people | Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people |
756 | 00:33:15,493 | 00:33:18,373 | about why he's not home right now with a new heating pad. | about why he's not home right now with a new heating pad. |
757 | 00:33:19,080 | 00:33:20,920 | We are going to have to make up excuses sometimes. | We are going to have to make up excuses sometimes. |
758 | 00:33:20,999 | 00:33:23,669 | Don't you think we should tell someone what we're really doing, though? | Don't you think we should tell someone what we're really doing, though? |
759 | 00:33:23,751 | 00:33:24,591 | Maybe Luke? | Maybe Luke? |
760 | 00:33:24,669 | 00:33:26,919 | In case we end up missing or in serious danger? | In case we end up missing or in serious danger? |
761 | 00:33:27,005 | 00:33:28,335 | No. No way. | No. No way. |
762 | 00:33:28,756 | 00:33:31,466 | I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work. | I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work. |
763 | 00:33:31,926 | 00:33:32,966 | Bowser gets it, | Bowser gets it, |
764 | 00:33:33,052 | 00:33:34,432 | but we can't expect other people to. | but we can't expect other people to. |
765 | 00:33:35,388 | 00:33:36,888 | This has to remain top secret. | This has to remain top secret. |
766 | 00:33:36,973 | 00:33:39,233 | You're right. It's like we've been recruited. | You're right. It's like we've been recruited. |
767 | 00:33:39,642 | 00:33:41,272 | The best of the best get recruited. | The best of the best get recruited. |
768 | 00:33:41,352 | 00:33:43,312 | Like football players, the CIA. | Like football players, the CIA. |
769 | 00:33:43,855 | 00:33:46,225 | -National Merit Scholars. -And models! | -National Merit Scholars. -And models! |
770 | 00:33:46,816 | 00:33:49,276 | I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be. | I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be. |
771 | 00:33:49,861 | 00:33:52,821 | I've never been so excited about, like, work. | I've never been so excited about, like, work. |
772 | 00:33:53,239 | 00:33:54,069 | Working. | Working. |
773 | 00:33:54,157 | 00:33:55,367 | It's kind of like we found our calling. | It's kind of like we found our calling. |
774 | 00:33:55,783 | 00:33:58,493 | Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives till they're old, | Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives till they're old, |
775 | 00:33:58,578 | 00:33:59,658 | like, twenty-five. | like, twenty-five. |
776 | 00:33:59,746 | 00:34:02,666 | Yeah. What if we become the best bounty hunters in Atlanta? | Yeah. What if we become the best bounty hunters in Atlanta? |
777 | 00:34:02,749 | 00:34:03,879 | Or the whole state? | Or the whole state? |
778 | 00:34:03,958 | 00:34:06,458 | -Or the whole country? What's stopping us? -[chuckles] | -Or the whole country? What's stopping us? -[chuckles] |
779 | 00:34:07,336 | 00:34:08,706 | I wish we could tell Mom and Dad. | I wish we could tell Mom and Dad. |
780 | 00:34:08,796 | 00:34:11,046 | -They'd be so proud. -But we never will. | -They'd be so proud. -But we never will. |
781 | 00:34:11,716 | 00:34:13,886 | This could all go away if people find out. | This could all go away if people find out. |
782 | 00:34:14,343 | 00:34:15,763 | Yeah, okay, never telling. | Yeah, okay, never telling. |
783 | 00:34:15,845 | 00:34:16,715 | Never telling. | Never telling. |
784 | 00:34:16,804 | 00:34:17,724 | [both] Twin swear. | [both] Twin swear. |
785 | 00:34:18,222 | 00:34:19,522 | [Sterling] You sure he's in here? | [Sterling] You sure he's in here? |
786 | 00:34:19,599 | 00:34:21,769 | She said the Lincoln Wing is where folks go to rot. | She said the Lincoln Wing is where folks go to rot. |
787 | 00:34:21,851 | 00:34:23,061 | This is where I'd hide. | This is where I'd hide. |
788 | 00:34:24,145 | 00:34:26,355 | Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey. | Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey. |
789 | 00:34:26,647 | 00:34:27,607 | Put that away. | Put that away. |
790 | 00:34:27,940 | 00:34:28,780 | Okay. | Okay. |
791 | 00:34:28,858 | 00:34:30,778 | You might have caught my attention with your Annie Oakley antics, | You might have caught my attention with your Annie Oakley antics, |
792 | 00:34:30,860 | 00:34:32,650 | but guns are serious business. | but guns are serious business. |
793 | 00:34:32,904 | 00:34:35,034 | Only as a last resort. Understood? | Only as a last resort. Understood? |
794 | 00:34:35,114 | 00:34:36,204 | -Mm-mm. -Good. | -Mm-mm. -Good. |
795 | 00:34:36,741 | 00:34:39,831 | All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need. | All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need. |
796 | 00:34:45,041 | 00:34:45,881 | Hello? | Hello? |
797 | 00:34:47,460 | 00:34:48,630 | He could be in any of these. | He could be in any of these. |
798 | 00:34:48,711 | 00:34:50,461 | You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya? | You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya? |
799 | 00:34:51,130 | 00:34:51,960 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
800 | 00:34:53,216 | 00:34:54,336 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
801 | 00:34:57,220 | 00:34:58,810 | Let's rope that skip. | Let's rope that skip. |
802 | 00:35:01,516 | 00:35:02,346 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
803 | 00:35:02,433 | 00:35:03,813 | ["Down With the Sickness" playing] | ["Down With the Sickness" playing] |
804 | 00:35:03,893 | 00:35:06,063 | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
805 | 00:35:06,145 | 00:35:06,975 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
806 | 00:35:07,063 | 00:35:08,733 | ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
807 | 00:35:08,815 | 00:35:09,645 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
808 | 00:35:09,732 | 00:35:11,532 | ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ |
809 | 00:35:11,609 | 00:35:12,489 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
810 | 00:35:12,568 | 00:35:13,858 | ♪ Get down with the sickness ♪ | ♪ Get down with the sickness ♪ |
811 | 00:35:13,945 | 00:35:14,815 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
812 | 00:35:16,155 | 00:35:18,195 | -[Blair] Holy shit! -[Bowser] Get back! Get back! | -[Blair] Holy shit! -[Bowser] Get back! Get back! |
813 | 00:35:18,282 | 00:35:21,332 | Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent. I've come to take you into-- | Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent. I've come to take you into-- |
814 | 00:35:21,953 | 00:35:22,953 | -[grunts] -[girls scream] | -[grunts] -[girls scream] |
815 | 00:35:25,498 | 00:35:27,328 | -Get him! Get him! -[Sterling] Okay, wait! | -Get him! Get him! -[Sterling] Okay, wait! |
816 | 00:35:28,751 | 00:35:29,791 | [Blair] Sterling, keep up! | [Blair] Sterling, keep up! |
817 | 00:35:31,754 | 00:35:32,884 | [Linda] Tookie! | [Linda] Tookie! |
818 | 00:35:33,256 | 00:35:34,216 | [screaming] | [screaming] |
819 | 00:35:34,298 | 00:35:35,128 | Wait up! | Wait up! |
820 | 00:35:36,134 | 00:35:36,974 | Get back here! | Get back here! |
821 | 00:35:38,719 | 00:35:40,929 | [alarm blares] | [alarm blares] |
822 | 00:35:41,013 | 00:35:41,853 | [Sterling] Slow down! | [Sterling] Slow down! |
823 | 00:35:43,558 | 00:35:45,098 | -[grunts] | -[grunts] |
824 | 00:35:46,894 | 00:35:48,444 | -Excuse me! Coming through. -I'm so sorry. | -Excuse me! Coming through. -I'm so sorry. |
825 | 00:35:48,521 | 00:35:50,111 | -Actually-- -I love your scrubs! | -Actually-- -I love your scrubs! |
826 | 00:35:53,442 | 00:35:54,282 | Get him, Bowser! | Get him, Bowser! |
827 | 00:35:54,360 | 00:35:55,240 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
828 | 00:35:55,319 | 00:35:56,319 | Stop! | Stop! |
829 | 00:35:57,488 | 00:35:58,318 | [people gasp] | [people gasp] |
830 | 00:36:01,617 | 00:36:02,447 | Turn over! | Turn over! |
831 | 00:36:02,827 | 00:36:04,157 | -[grunts] -[people gasp] | -[grunts] -[people gasp] |
832 | 00:36:06,455 | 00:36:07,535 | I've had a bad day. | I've had a bad day. |
833 | 00:36:09,041 | 00:36:10,751 | -[grunts] -[people gasp] | -[grunts] -[people gasp] |
834 | 00:36:11,836 | 00:36:12,836 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
835 | 00:36:13,421 | 00:36:14,801 | Turn over, you little fuck. | Turn over, you little fuck. |
836 | 00:36:15,840 | 00:36:17,220 | Try me now, motherfucker. | Try me now, motherfucker. |
837 | 00:36:18,551 | 00:36:21,431 | So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!" | So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!" |
838 | 00:36:21,512 | 00:36:24,642 | and we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit. | and we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit. |
839 | 00:36:24,724 | 00:36:26,144 | I sealed off the exit. | I sealed off the exit. |
840 | 00:36:26,225 | 00:36:29,395 | Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte? | Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte? |
841 | 00:36:29,478 | 00:36:31,478 | Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug | Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug |
842 | 00:36:31,564 | 00:36:33,944 | -and it was sixteen ounces, all right? -Hmm. | -and it was sixteen ounces, all right? -Hmm. |
843 | 00:36:34,692 | 00:36:35,992 | Good as new. | Good as new. |
844 | 00:36:36,194 | 00:36:38,114 | All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet. | All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet. |
845 | 00:36:38,613 | 00:36:40,283 | Ah, can I buy you a sundae? | Ah, can I buy you a sundae? |
846 | 00:36:40,615 | 00:36:43,025 | Tacaño. Don't you have any Cointreau? | Tacaño. Don't you have any Cointreau? |
847 | 00:36:43,117 | 00:36:45,867 | [chuckles] I got some soju and some gummi bears. | [chuckles] I got some soju and some gummi bears. |
848 | 00:36:46,245 | 00:36:47,205 | I can make that work. | I can make that work. |
849 | 00:36:47,288 | 00:36:49,578 | All right then. I'll show you where it's at. | All right then. I'll show you where it's at. |
850 | 00:36:51,459 | 00:36:54,749 | [sighs] Well, at least we can pay Mom and Dad back now. | [sighs] Well, at least we can pay Mom and Dad back now. |
851 | 00:36:55,213 | 00:36:57,593 | And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad. | And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad. |
852 | 00:36:58,216 | 00:36:59,086 | Oh. | Oh. |
853 | 00:36:59,842 | 00:37:02,182 | Are you still thinking about Pastor Booth's cancer sticks? | Are you still thinking about Pastor Booth's cancer sticks? |
854 | 00:37:02,261 | 00:37:03,101 | Totally. | Totally. |
855 | 00:37:03,179 | 00:37:05,929 | It's like we peeked behind the curtain and the Wizard smokes. | It's like we peeked behind the curtain and the Wizard smokes. |
856 | 00:37:06,015 | 00:37:06,965 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
857 | 00:37:07,058 | 00:37:10,598 | Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way. | Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way. |
858 | 00:37:15,191 | 00:37:16,361 | We gave him a pass. | We gave him a pass. |
859 | 00:37:17,610 | 00:37:18,900 | If you put someone on a pedestal, | If you put someone on a pedestal, |
860 | 00:37:18,986 | 00:37:20,946 | sometimes it's hard to see them in a different light, | sometimes it's hard to see them in a different light, |
861 | 00:37:21,030 | 00:37:22,780 | even if they're doing something bad. | even if they're doing something bad. |
862 | 00:37:25,201 | 00:37:26,041 | I don't get it. | I don't get it. |
863 | 00:37:26,118 | 00:37:27,328 | I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship, | I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship, |
864 | 00:37:27,411 | 00:37:30,501 | so maybe I can own my sins | so maybe I can own my sins |
865 | 00:37:30,581 | 00:37:32,711 | and still keep my reputation intact. | and still keep my reputation intact. |
866 | 00:37:33,668 | 00:37:35,498 | Wait, you're going to own your sins? | Wait, you're going to own your sins? |
867 | 00:37:36,545 | 00:37:37,545 | Like, for real? | Like, for real? |
868 | 00:37:39,257 | 00:37:42,047 | Uh... I'm not sure about this. | Uh... I'm not sure about this. |
869 | 00:37:42,468 | 00:37:44,258 | We can never be sure of anything. | We can never be sure of anything. |
870 | 00:37:44,345 | 00:37:46,215 | But God never gives us more than we can handle. | But God never gives us more than we can handle. |
871 | 00:37:47,139 | 00:37:50,139 | Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye? | Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye? |
872 | 00:37:50,810 | 00:37:51,810 | Nature's hot sauce. | Nature's hot sauce. |
873 | 00:37:52,186 | 00:37:54,936 | -It was the hardest win of my life. -But it was a win, | -It was the hardest win of my life. -But it was a win, |
874 | 00:37:55,022 | 00:37:58,072 | and you looked very cute holding that trophy. | and you looked very cute holding that trophy. |
875 | 00:37:58,901 | 00:38:00,781 | You're right. I did look cute. | You're right. I did look cute. |
876 | 00:38:00,861 | 00:38:03,911 | God was taking care of you that day in his own way. | God was taking care of you that day in his own way. |
877 | 00:38:06,242 | 00:38:09,622 | We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind. | We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind. |
878 | 00:38:11,038 | 00:38:13,668 | I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately, | I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately, |
879 | 00:38:13,749 | 00:38:16,089 | so I'd like to set the record straight. | so I'd like to set the record straight. |
880 | 00:38:17,670 | 00:38:18,920 | In fact, Ellen? | In fact, Ellen? |
881 | 00:38:19,005 | 00:38:19,915 | [muffled] Mm-hm. | [muffled] Mm-hm. |
882 | 00:38:20,423 | 00:38:22,343 | This is going to be a little more teen-themed, | This is going to be a little more teen-themed, |
883 | 00:38:22,425 | 00:38:24,215 | so if you wouldn't mind leaving? | so if you wouldn't mind leaving? |
884 | 00:38:25,052 | 00:38:26,972 | Really? Oh, yeah. Sure. | Really? Oh, yeah. Sure. |
885 | 00:38:27,054 | 00:38:29,144 | Yeah, I could-- I gotta get my steps in, | Yeah, I could-- I gotta get my steps in, |
886 | 00:38:29,223 | 00:38:31,393 | so I'll just step on out. | so I'll just step on out. |
887 | 00:38:32,143 | 00:38:33,193 | Here if you need me. | Here if you need me. |
888 | 00:38:35,688 | 00:38:36,898 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
889 | 00:38:37,982 | 00:38:40,692 | The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex. | The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex. |
890 | 00:38:51,454 | 00:38:53,214 | [snickering] | [snickering] |
891 | 00:38:54,832 | 00:38:55,712 | Come on. | Come on. |
892 | 00:38:58,627 | 00:39:00,877 | [everyone laughs] | [everyone laughs] |
893 | 00:39:06,177 | 00:39:07,967 | -What are you doing? -Confessing. | -What are you doing? -Confessing. |
894 | 00:39:08,054 | 00:39:09,394 | You're not doing it right. | You're not doing it right. |
895 | 00:39:10,556 | 00:39:13,636 | Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations... | Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations... |
896 | 00:39:14,143 | 00:39:18,193 | um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car... | um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car... |
897 | 00:39:19,190 | 00:39:20,270 | in this room, actually. | in this room, actually. |
898 | 00:39:20,358 | 00:39:23,858 | - [chuckles] Right, Luke? -Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch. | - [chuckles] Right, Luke? -Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch. |
899 | 00:39:25,905 | 00:39:27,315 | No! No! No! | No! No! No! |
900 | 00:39:27,406 | 00:39:28,866 | She is telling the truth. | She is telling the truth. |
901 | 00:39:30,493 | 00:39:31,953 | This is hers. | This is hers. |
902 | 00:39:35,748 | 00:39:36,748 | It's beautiful. | It's beautiful. |
903 | 00:39:37,333 | 00:39:39,463 | -It's disgusting. -Oh. | -It's disgusting. -Oh. |
904 | 00:39:39,543 | 00:39:40,753 | So why do you have it? | So why do you have it? |
905 | 00:39:41,253 | 00:39:45,133 | Because she dropped it and I picked it up. | Because she dropped it and I picked it up. |
906 | 00:39:45,216 | 00:39:48,176 | And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth? | And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth? |
907 | 00:39:49,762 | 00:39:50,852 | That is disgusting. | That is disgusting. |
908 | 00:39:52,056 | 00:39:53,516 | -[boy] Yeah. -[April scoffs] | -[boy] Yeah. -[April scoffs] |
909 | 00:39:54,016 | 00:39:54,846 | It's not mine. | It's not mine. |
910 | 00:39:56,602 | 00:39:58,652 | Hannah B, tell them. | Hannah B, tell them. |
911 | 00:39:58,938 | 00:39:59,808 | Um... | Um... |
912 | 00:40:00,523 | 00:40:01,943 | It-- It isn't...? | It-- It isn't...? |
913 | 00:40:03,901 | 00:40:05,901 | April, if it's yours, admit it. | April, if it's yours, admit it. |
914 | 00:40:05,986 | 00:40:07,196 | Yeah, just tell us the truth. | Yeah, just tell us the truth. |
915 | 00:40:07,279 | 00:40:09,319 | I don't understand why you carry it in your purse. | I don't understand why you carry it in your purse. |
916 | 00:40:09,407 | 00:40:11,367 | -[girl] Tell us the truth. -[boy] God knows anyway. | -[girl] Tell us the truth. -[boy] God knows anyway. |
917 | 00:40:11,450 | 00:40:13,540 | [overlapping chatter] | [overlapping chatter] |
918 | 00:40:14,745 | 00:40:15,995 | [boy] It's disgusting. | [boy] It's disgusting. |
919 | 00:40:16,080 | 00:40:18,750 | Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine. | Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine. |
920 | 00:40:21,419 | 00:40:22,499 | God doesn't care. | God doesn't care. |
921 | 00:40:22,920 | 00:40:25,460 | I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right? | I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right? |
922 | 00:40:37,685 | 00:40:38,885 | This is what you wanted. | This is what you wanted. |
923 | 00:40:40,813 | 00:40:42,063 | Congratulations, it's all yours. | Congratulations, it's all yours. |
924 | 00:40:43,023 | 00:40:44,073 | Sterling. | Sterling. |
925 | 00:40:52,616 | 00:40:55,616 | -You're actually getting your steps in. -Oh, sure am. | -You're actually getting your steps in. -Oh, sure am. |
926 | 00:40:55,703 | 00:40:57,793 | And... 24,000. | And... 24,000. |
927 | 00:40:58,330 | 00:40:59,790 | Time for a Fig Newton break. | Time for a Fig Newton break. |
928 | 00:41:00,207 | 00:41:01,707 | How can I help you, Sterling? | How can I help you, Sterling? |
929 | 00:41:02,209 | 00:41:05,249 | I need, or want, to step down as Fellowship leader. | I need, or want, to step down as Fellowship leader. |
930 | 00:41:05,337 | 00:41:07,297 | What? How come? | What? How come? |
931 | 00:41:07,965 | 00:41:10,215 | Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail? | Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail? |
932 | 00:41:10,468 | 00:41:12,638 | Because I think it's at the perfect height. | Because I think it's at the perfect height. |
933 | 00:41:13,429 | 00:41:17,729 | I've just got a lot on my plate right now with Debate and, um, and AP Chem. | I've just got a lot on my plate right now with Debate and, um, and AP Chem. |
934 | 00:41:18,267 | 00:41:21,437 | And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel, | And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel, |
935 | 00:41:21,520 | 00:41:24,060 | so I'm like-- I'm like totally swamped. | so I'm like-- I'm like totally swamped. |
936 | 00:41:24,148 | 00:41:25,978 | I get it. Believe me. | I get it. Believe me. |
937 | 00:41:27,234 | 00:41:29,364 | I was elected VP of my condo board | I was elected VP of my condo board |
938 | 00:41:29,445 | 00:41:31,695 | and it's worn me down to a tiny little nub. | and it's worn me down to a tiny little nub. |
939 | 00:41:32,698 | 00:41:34,368 | So you're not disappointed in me? | So you're not disappointed in me? |
940 | 00:41:34,617 | 00:41:35,617 | No. | No. |
941 | 00:41:36,243 | 00:41:37,583 | You're taking care of you. | You're taking care of you. |
942 | 00:41:38,078 | 00:41:39,328 | I think that's admirable. | I think that's admirable. |
943 | 00:41:42,416 | 00:41:44,416 | I'm still learning to hear my own voice. | I'm still learning to hear my own voice. |
944 | 00:41:45,628 | 00:41:48,418 | I applaud your ability to know yourself, | I applaud your ability to know yourself, |
945 | 00:41:49,131 | 00:41:50,511 | know your desires. | know your desires. |
946 | 00:41:51,842 | 00:41:52,972 | My desires. | My desires. |
947 | 00:41:54,470 | 00:41:55,350 | Yes. | Yes. |
948 | 00:41:55,429 | 00:41:57,679 | ["Rainbow" plays] | ["Rainbow" plays] |
949 | 00:41:57,765 | 00:41:58,635 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
950 | 00:42:01,560 | 00:42:04,150 | ♪ When it rains it pours ♪ | ♪ When it rains it pours ♪ |
951 | 00:42:04,772 | 00:42:07,982 | ♪ But you didn't even notice ♪ | ♪ But you didn't even notice ♪ |
952 | 00:42:08,526 | 00:42:11,066 | ♪ It ain't raining anymore ♪ | ♪ It ain't raining anymore ♪ |
953 | 00:42:11,862 | 00:42:15,242 | ♪ It's hard to breathe when all you know is ♪ | ♪ It's hard to breathe when all you know is ♪ |
954 | 00:42:15,991 | 00:42:19,661 | ♪ The struggle of staying above ♪ | ♪ The struggle of staying above ♪ |
955 | 00:42:19,745 | 00:42:23,075 | ♪ The rising water line ♪ | ♪ The rising water line ♪ |
956 | 00:42:24,792 | 00:42:27,962 | ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ | ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ |
957 | 00:42:28,712 | 00:42:31,972 | ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ | ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ |
958 | 00:42:32,049 | 00:42:37,349 | ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ | ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ |
959 | 00:42:39,265 | 00:42:42,305 | ♪ You hold tight to your umbrella ♪ | ♪ You hold tight to your umbrella ♪ |
960 | 00:42:42,893 | 00:42:46,693 | ♪ Well, darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ | ♪ Well, darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ |
961 | 00:42:46,772 | 00:42:50,232 | ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ | ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ |
962 | 00:42:50,317 | 00:42:55,487 | ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ | ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ |
963 | 00:43:06,500 | 00:43:09,840 | ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ | ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ |
964 | 00:43:10,421 | 00:43:13,511 | ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ | ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ |
965 | 00:43:14,133 | 00:43:19,933 | ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ | ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ |
966 | 00:43:21,473 | 00:43:24,483 | ♪ Let go of your umbrella ♪ | ♪ Let go of your umbrella ♪ |
967 | 00:43:25,019 | 00:43:28,729 | ♪ 'Cause darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ | ♪ 'Cause darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ |
968 | 00:43:28,814 | 00:43:32,284 | ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ | ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ |
969 | 00:43:32,359 | 00:43:35,609 | ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ | ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ |
970 | 00:43:36,113 | 00:43:39,623 | ♪ Yeah, there's always been a rainbow ♪ | ♪ Yeah, there's always been a rainbow ♪ |
971 | 00:43:39,700 | 00:43:42,490 | ♪ Hanging over ♪ | ♪ Hanging over ♪ |
972 | 00:43:42,578 | 00:43:44,708 | ♪ You're head ♪ | ♪ You're head ♪ |
973 | 00:43:45,873 | 00:43:48,293 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
974 | 00:43:50,085 | 00:43:54,045 | ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ | ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ |