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1 00:00:06,006 00:00:08,046 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
2 00:00:13,680 00:00:14,810 [breathing deeply] [breathing deeply]
3 00:00:15,306 00:00:16,766 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
4 00:00:19,144 00:00:20,064 Right here. Right here.
5 00:00:23,231 00:00:24,071 Clear! Clear!
6 00:00:24,149 00:00:25,899 [groans] You're still doing it wrong. [groans] You're still doing it wrong.
7 00:00:25,984 00:00:29,534 You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear, You have to go into the room, look around, see if it's clear,
8 00:00:29,612 00:00:30,782 and then yell, "Clear!" and then yell, "Clear!"
9 00:00:30,989 00:00:32,409 -I did that. -No, you didn't. -I did that. -No, you didn't.
10 00:00:32,741 00:00:33,831 You just didn't see. You just didn't see.
11 00:00:33,908 00:00:36,038 I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast. I'm a speed reader. My eyes work fast.
12 00:00:36,327 00:00:38,827 Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off, Also, I know that it's going to be hard for you to pull this off,
13 00:00:38,913 00:00:41,883 but you have to at least pretend  like you're going to be intimidating. but you have to at least pretend  like you're going to be intimidating.
14 00:00:41,958 00:00:43,708 You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all. You don't seem like you're going to use deadly force at all.
15 00:00:43,793 00:00:45,303 Uh, my gun's better than your gun. Uh, my gun's better than your gun.
16 00:00:45,920 00:00:47,920 Olive Bear isn't a gun. Olive Bear isn't a gun.
17 00:00:51,593 00:00:52,843 She's nunchucks. Okay? She's nunchucks. Okay?
18 00:00:53,428 00:00:54,888 Watch me. Mm. Watch me. Mm.
19 00:00:56,014 00:00:56,934 Not clear! Not clear!
20 00:00:58,016 00:00:59,226 I told you I'd smoke you out. I told you I'd smoke you out.
21 00:00:59,309 00:01:00,689 You're going to jail, buddy. You're going to jail, buddy.
22 00:01:00,769 00:01:02,939 That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there. That is no fair. You didn't tell me the skip was under there.
23 00:01:03,021 00:01:04,361 I decided in the moment. I decided in the moment.
24 00:01:04,439 00:01:05,689 Your room is such a mess, Your room is such a mess,
25 00:01:05,940 00:01:07,570 there could be skips everywhere. there could be skips everywhere.
26 00:01:08,443 00:01:10,113 Also bedbugs. Also bedbugs.
27 00:01:10,528 00:01:12,158 Why does my clock say it's 9:48? Why does my clock say it's 9:48?
28 00:01:13,406 00:01:14,406 That can't be right. That can't be right.
29 00:01:15,241 00:01:17,241 That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes. That would mean that church starts in twelve minutes.
30 00:01:17,327 00:01:18,867 Mom and Dad are gonna kill us. Mom and Dad are gonna kill us.
31 00:01:21,748 00:01:22,668 I have to shower! I have to shower!
32 00:01:26,044 00:01:27,674 [horn honks] [horn honks]
33 00:01:30,882 00:01:31,842 [tires screech] [tires screech]
34 00:01:33,051 00:01:33,971 If we don’t survive this, If we don’t survive this,
35 00:01:34,052 00:01:36,102 I want you to know that I’ve cherished our time together. I want you to know that I’ve cherished our time together.
36 00:01:36,179 00:01:37,219 Same. I love you! Same. I love you!
37 00:01:37,514 00:01:38,524 -Stop it! -I won't. -Stop it! -I won't.
38 00:01:39,140 00:01:42,310 And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster. And I'm sorry that I lost your Bratz doll on that roller coaster.
39 00:01:42,393 00:01:44,523 When we reached the loop, my hands let go! When we reached the loop, my hands let go!
40 00:01:44,604 00:01:46,904 [theme music] [theme music]
41 00:01:46,981 00:01:49,281 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
42 00:02:04,541 00:02:05,751 [folksy guitar music] [folksy guitar music]
43 00:02:05,834 00:02:08,004 [man] ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ [man] ♪ I'm on my knees ♪
44 00:02:08,962 00:02:10,632 ♪ For the throne ♪ ♪ For the throne ♪
45 00:02:11,464 00:02:13,934 ♪ And I'm struck by your love ♪ ♪ And I'm struck by your love ♪
46 00:02:14,926 00:02:15,926 [whispering] You're late. [whispering] You're late.
47 00:02:16,010 00:02:16,850 [both] Sorry. [both] Sorry.
48 00:02:18,054 00:02:20,894 ♪ Oh, I'm struck by your love ♪ ♪ Oh, I'm struck by your love ♪
49 00:02:21,474 00:02:23,774 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ ♪ I'm on my knees ♪
50 00:02:24,310 00:02:26,100 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ ♪ I'm on my knees ♪
51 00:02:26,896 00:02:29,936 ♪ I'm on my knees ♪ ♪ I'm on my knees ♪
52 00:02:30,608 00:02:31,728 ♪ Mmm ♪ ♪ Mmm ♪
53 00:02:31,818 00:02:32,818 [song ends] [song ends]
54 00:02:34,320 00:02:36,110 What a wonderful ministry of song. What a wonderful ministry of song.
55 00:02:36,197 00:02:37,447 Thank you, brothers and sisters. Thank you, brothers and sisters.
56 00:02:38,074 00:02:38,994 Beloved! Beloved!
57 00:02:39,784 00:02:44,254 Before I begin,  today's sermon is a bit adult-themed. Before I begin,  today's sermon is a bit adult-themed.
58 00:02:44,706 00:02:48,836 So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions at brunch, So, if you would like to avoid some uncomfortable questions at brunch,
59 00:02:49,377 00:02:51,877 please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor. please send your little ones off to visit with the Youth pastor.
60 00:02:53,798 00:02:56,508 Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday, Now, y'all see me up here every Sunday,
61 00:02:56,593 00:02:58,223 so you know I like to talk. so you know I like to talk.
62 00:02:58,303 00:02:59,223 [light laughter] [light laughter]
63 00:02:59,304 00:03:01,264 Something you may not know about me... Something you may not know about me...
64 00:03:01,931 00:03:05,311 is that most nights I like to go home, is that most nights I like to go home,
65 00:03:05,727 00:03:07,227 watch Wheel of Fortune... watch Wheel of Fortune...
66 00:03:08,521 00:03:09,561 and have sex. and have sex.
67 00:03:09,647 00:03:12,147 -[light gasps and chuckling] -I know. I know. -[light gasps and chuckling] -I know. I know.
68 00:03:12,442 00:03:14,782 Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord, Hard word to hear in the house of the Lord,
69 00:03:14,861 00:03:17,161 but why? Why? but why? Why?
70 00:03:17,238 00:03:19,528 I am a Christian man  with love in my heart, I am a Christian man  with love in my heart,
71 00:03:19,616 00:03:23,536 and I am married to this beautiful creature. and I am married to this beautiful creature.
72 00:03:24,662 00:03:27,042 Beloved, sex is a gift from God. Beloved, sex is a gift from God.
73 00:03:27,457 00:03:30,837 So, I say to my married  brothers and sisters out there, So, I say to my married  brothers and sisters out there,
74 00:03:31,419 00:03:34,709 take time to celebrate this gift  and do God's will. take time to celebrate this gift  and do God's will.
75 00:03:34,923 00:03:39,093 In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge. In fact, I'm gonna issue you a challenge.
76 00:03:40,094 00:03:42,764 Every single day this week, Every single day this week,
77 00:03:43,848 00:03:46,638 I want y'all married folks to have sex. I want y'all married folks to have sex.
78 00:03:46,726 00:03:48,436 [light laughter] [light laughter]
79 00:03:49,395 00:03:52,145 Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work. Oh, I know, you're going to be tired from work.
80 00:03:52,649 00:03:55,109 -You're already doing the challenge. -Shh. -You're already doing the challenge. -Shh.
81 00:03:55,193 00:03:57,653 What? He knows you've had sex. What? He knows you've had sex.
82 00:03:57,987 00:04:00,027 He probably watched, too.  He sees everything. He probably watched, too.  He sees everything.
83 00:04:01,824 00:04:04,244 It's so weird that nobody's  at the Stevens' pew. It's so weird that nobody's  at the Stevens' pew.
84 00:04:04,327 00:04:05,697 I know, right? I know, right?
85 00:04:06,037 00:04:08,367 They're besmirched by scandal,  but they're not dead. They're besmirched by scandal,  but they're not dead.
86 00:04:09,123 00:04:10,673 Do you think anyone knows what happened? Do you think anyone knows what happened?
87 00:04:10,750 00:04:11,580 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
88 00:04:11,668 00:04:13,538 [man] I hope his wife and kids forgive him, [man] I hope his wife and kids forgive him,
89 00:04:13,628 00:04:16,878 but it's hard coming back  from beating up a one-legged hooker. but it's hard coming back  from beating up a one-legged hooker.
90 00:04:16,965 00:04:18,675 She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon. She was a "leggy" hooker, Vernon.
91 00:04:19,259 00:04:20,969 Yeah, but it-- it-- it's just awful, Yeah, but it-- it-- it's just awful,
92 00:04:21,552 00:04:23,722 but we shouldn't rush to judgment. but we shouldn't rush to judgment.
93 00:04:24,555 00:04:26,555 It is easy for people to lose their way. It is easy for people to lose their way.
94 00:04:27,976 00:04:28,806 Amen. Amen.
95 00:04:31,062 00:04:31,982 Do you think... Do you think...
96 00:04:33,273 00:04:35,613 Do you think God's mad that  we're doing the challenge? Do you think God's mad that  we're doing the challenge?
97 00:04:35,692 00:04:38,702 No. No, he knows that we're  going to get married. No. No, he knows that we're  going to get married.
98 00:04:39,070 00:04:39,900 One day. One day.
99 00:04:40,446 00:04:42,946 We're just being good students  and getting an early start. We're just being good students  and getting an early start.
100 00:04:45,326 00:04:46,996 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
101 00:04:47,287 00:04:48,117 [chuckles] [chuckles]
102 00:04:48,705 00:04:50,285 You know, I miss you already. You know, I miss you already.
103 00:04:50,873 00:04:52,793 I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep. I wish we could FaceTime when we sleep.
104 00:04:55,420 00:04:57,170 -We can! -Mm-hm. -We can! -Mm-hm.
105 00:04:57,255 00:04:59,215 All right, I'll FaceTime you later. All right, I'll FaceTime you later.
106 00:04:59,299 00:05:00,379 -Okay. -Okay. -Okay. -Okay.
107 00:05:01,342 00:05:04,352 So, what did y'all think of the sermon? So, what did y'all think of the sermon?
108 00:05:04,429 00:05:05,639 Seems pretty clear. Seems pretty clear.
109 00:05:05,722 00:05:09,062 Have sex if you're married  and only if you're married. Have sex if you're married  and only if you're married.
110 00:05:09,142 00:05:10,312 -Right. -Yeah, then we got it. -Right. -Yeah, then we got it.
111 00:05:10,393 00:05:11,353 -We got it. -Got it. -We got it. -Got it.
112 00:05:11,436 00:05:13,646 Good. It gives you all something to look forward to. Good. It gives you all something to look forward to.
113 00:05:14,022 00:05:15,902 -Yeah. -Being married and all. -Yeah. -Being married and all.
114 00:05:15,982 00:05:16,902 That's right. That's right.
115 00:05:16,983 00:05:17,903 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
116 00:05:17,984 00:05:18,824 -Okay, bye! -Ew. -Okay, bye! -Ew.
117 00:05:18,901 00:05:20,281 -Wait, where are you going? -To work. -Wait, where are you going? -To work.
118 00:05:20,361 00:05:22,531 You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember? You have two gainfully employed daughters now, remember?
119 00:05:22,613 00:05:25,163 Yeah, we could be out running wild  in the streets, Yeah, we could be out running wild  in the streets,
120 00:05:25,908 00:05:28,198 but instead, we're stimulating the local economy. but instead, we're stimulating the local economy.
121 00:05:28,453 00:05:29,293 Good. Good.
122 00:05:29,370 00:05:31,290 Y'all can pay me back this week. Y'all can pay me back this week.
123 00:05:31,831 00:05:32,751 For the truck. For the truck.
124 00:05:33,333 00:05:34,173 Yeah. Yeah.
125 00:05:35,835 00:05:38,755 -Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go. -Wow. He's really holding a grudge. -Yeah, like, let it go.
126 00:05:40,173 00:05:43,053 You know, a week is a long time if you think about it. You know, a week is a long time if you think about it.
127 00:05:43,426 00:05:46,386 What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love? What, you didn't get a clear enough visual of Mom and Dad making love?
128 00:05:46,471 00:05:48,261 -You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it. -You want to talk about it some more? - I can't help it.
129 00:05:48,348 00:05:49,768 I've got peen on the brain. I've got peen on the brain.
130 00:05:49,849 00:05:52,309 I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now, I thought it would have happened for me and Jennings by now,
131 00:05:52,393 00:05:53,773 but you beat me to the punch but you beat me to the punch
132 00:05:53,853 00:05:55,773 and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face. and Pastor Booth is waving it in my face.
133 00:05:56,356 00:05:58,646 Bowser, when was the last time  you stuck a fork in a pork bun? Bowser, when was the last time  you stuck a fork in a pork bun?
134 00:05:58,733 00:06:00,533 Not this, not with you. Not this, not with you.
135 00:06:00,610 00:06:01,900 Okay, so recently. Okay, so recently.
136 00:06:01,986 00:06:03,856 -No! -So a while then? That's not good. -No! -So a while then? That's not good.
137 00:06:03,946 00:06:05,406 Would you please just leave me out of Would you please just leave me out of
138 00:06:05,490 00:06:06,910 whatever the hell it is  you're yakking about? whatever the hell it is  you're yakking about?
139 00:06:06,991 00:06:09,371 She's upset because she hasn't  sealed the deal with Jennings yet. She's upset because she hasn't  sealed the deal with Jennings yet.
140 00:06:09,452 00:06:10,452 What's a Jennings? What's a Jennings?
141 00:06:11,037 00:06:12,907 My freaking boyfriend, Bowser. My freaking boyfriend, Bowser.
142 00:06:12,997 00:06:14,207 Yeah, but she isn't considering Yeah, but she isn't considering
143 00:06:14,290 00:06:17,250 is the fact the people around her  having sex are in love. is the fact the people around her  having sex are in love.
144 00:06:18,127 00:06:18,957 Wait, what? Wait, what?
145 00:06:19,420 00:06:21,300 Well, Luke, and I  didn't even think of doing it Well, Luke, and I  didn't even think of doing it
146 00:06:21,381 00:06:23,381 until we professed  our love for each other. until we professed  our love for each other.
147 00:06:23,466 00:06:25,256 And after that, it was kind of game on. And after that, it was kind of game on.
148 00:06:25,635 00:06:27,925 Right. Of course. Right. Of course.
149 00:06:28,012 00:06:29,972 I just need a little intimacy  to grease the wheels. I just need a little intimacy  to grease the wheels.
150 00:06:30,056 00:06:31,766 If it happened for you,  it'll definitely happen for me. If it happened for you,  it'll definitely happen for me.
151 00:06:31,849 00:06:32,679 Obviously. Obviously.
152 00:06:32,892 00:06:36,522 So, how do we fall in love  as fast as humanly possible? So, how do we fall in love  as fast as humanly possible?
153 00:06:36,604 00:06:37,444 Uh... Uh...
154 00:06:38,523 00:06:41,983 [sighs] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over. [sighs] Anyway, my bondswoman is coming over.
155 00:06:42,443 00:06:45,573 -What's that? -A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail, -What's that? -A bondswoman is someone who puts up bail,
156 00:06:45,655 00:06:48,525 -AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh. -AKA, a bond, for criminals. -Oh.
157 00:06:48,616 00:06:51,236 If they miss their court date, she calls us, If they miss their court date, she calls us,
158 00:06:51,327 00:06:53,497 we catch the skip, everybody gets paid. we catch the skip, everybody gets paid.
159 00:06:54,497 00:06:56,417 Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on. Seems like we're doing her dirty work, but go on.
160 00:06:56,999 00:06:59,419 What we need to do now is get our story straight What we need to do now is get our story straight
161 00:06:59,502 00:07:00,342 about who you are. about who you are.
162 00:07:00,920 00:07:03,630 Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns, Okay? Now I'm thinking maybe you're my interns,
163 00:07:03,840 00:07:05,470 and the reason you look so young and the reason you look so young
164 00:07:05,758 00:07:07,258 is because your mama  smoked when she was pregnant. is because your mama  smoked when she was pregnant.
165 00:07:07,343 00:07:09,513 Hard no. Not even in a lie. Hard no. Not even in a lie.
166 00:07:09,595 00:07:10,885 Cigarettes are bad. Cigarettes are bad.
167 00:07:11,222 00:07:12,722 Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding. Yeah, they'll kill you. We're not kidding.
168 00:07:12,807 00:07:16,227 Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun. Let's say that we look really young because we stayed out of the sun.
169 00:07:16,310 00:07:18,400 Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts. Yeah. Ooh, and maybe we're former gymnasts.
170 00:07:18,479 00:07:20,019 As long as my thing can be balance beam. As long as my thing can be balance beam.
171 00:07:20,106 00:07:22,146 Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway. Yeah, of course! I'm more of a vaulter anyway.
172 00:07:22,233 00:07:25,903 So after the Olympic trials,  they studied criminal justice So after the Olympic trials,  they studied criminal justice
173 00:07:25,987 00:07:29,027 in hopes of being licensed one day in hopes of being licensed one day
174 00:07:29,490 00:07:32,160 as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia. as bounty hunters in the wonderful state of Georgia.
175 00:07:32,243 00:07:35,583 If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop,  I suppose you'll be useful. If we ever infiltrate a Brownie troop,  I suppose you'll be useful.
176 00:07:35,955 00:07:37,115 How'd you meet Bowser? How'd you meet Bowser?
177 00:07:38,166 00:07:39,826 Uh, same way you did, probably. Uh, same way you did, probably.
178 00:07:39,917 00:07:41,497 [Blair] Yes, totally the same way. [Blair] Yes, totally the same way.
179 00:07:41,586 00:07:43,546 [chuckles] [chuckles]
180 00:07:44,422 00:07:46,632 [all laugh] [all laugh]
181 00:07:46,716 00:07:47,626 What? What?
182 00:07:47,717 00:07:50,297 -Mr. Bowser and I-- -Worked together. In a club. -Mr. Bowser and I-- -Worked together. In a club.
183 00:07:50,386 00:07:51,926 -[woman] And then-- -Became friends. -[woman] And then-- -Became friends.
184 00:07:52,013 00:07:54,643 Bumped uglies until he married  my straight-up crazy sister. Bumped uglies until he married  my straight-up crazy sister.
185 00:07:55,183 00:07:57,443 -[gasps] -Wh...? Plot twist. You're married? -[gasps] -Wh...? Plot twist. You're married?
186 00:07:57,518 00:07:58,518 Was. Was.
187 00:07:58,603 00:08:01,113 Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show. Mm-hm. Chose the wrong door on that game show.
188 00:08:01,772 00:08:03,022 So... work? So... work?
189 00:08:07,653 00:08:09,703 [woman] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old, [woman] Kenneth Chu. Twenty-seven years old,
190 00:08:09,780 00:08:11,370 facing two counts of counterfeiting. facing two counts of counterfeiting.
191 00:08:11,449 00:08:13,079 No known social media activity, No known social media activity,
192 00:08:13,159 00:08:15,329 but we do have an address that he used but we do have an address that he used
193 00:08:15,411 00:08:17,251 to send himself stuff from Amazon. to send himself stuff from Amazon.
194 00:08:17,497 00:08:19,367 Spry toothpaste, pool float. Spry toothpaste, pool float.
195 00:08:19,457 00:08:20,877 Sounds like a freak. Sounds like a freak.
196 00:08:20,958 00:08:22,918 Which brings me to our undercover work. Which brings me to our undercover work.
197 00:08:24,378 00:08:25,208 Above... Above...
198 00:08:25,296 00:08:26,456 I have a finger wave, I have a finger wave,
199 00:08:26,756 00:08:27,666 a stacked bob a stacked bob
200 00:08:27,757 00:08:28,667 or, ooh-- or, ooh--
201 00:08:29,217 00:08:31,177 A little red pixie that can go either... A little red pixie that can go either...
202 00:08:31,844 00:08:33,854 street teen, dog lover-- woof-- street teen, dog lover-- woof--
203 00:08:34,263 00:08:36,433 or lost Russian tourist. or lost Russian tourist.
204 00:08:37,391 00:08:39,981 [with accent] "Hello, where is the Marta?" [with accent] "Hello, where is the Marta?"
205 00:08:40,770 00:08:43,690 Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies. Okay, Carmen Sandiego, we're not detectives or spies.
206 00:08:43,981 00:08:45,571 Go on and put away your little drag bag. Go on and put away your little drag bag.
207 00:08:45,650 00:08:47,440 What? No, I want the good stuff, What? No, I want the good stuff,
208 00:08:47,777 00:08:50,277 like kicking down doors and shit,  like Terrance Coin. like kicking down doors and shit,  like Terrance Coin.
209 00:08:50,571 00:08:52,321 [dramatic music] [dramatic music]
210 00:08:52,406 00:08:53,906 So, the skip's inside. So, the skip's inside.
211 00:08:54,992 00:08:56,792 Apparently, he's a big bitch. Apparently, he's a big bitch.
212 00:08:56,869 00:08:59,119 Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast. Luckily, I eat big bitch for breakfast.
213 00:08:59,205 00:09:00,405 -[slurping sound] -Let's go. -[slurping sound] -Let's go.
214 00:09:05,044 00:09:06,804 [faint chatter] [faint chatter]
215 00:09:08,381 00:09:09,591 Let's rope that skip. Let's rope that skip.
216 00:09:10,341 00:09:11,721 ["Down With the Sickness" playing] ["Down With the Sickness" playing]
217 00:09:11,801 00:09:13,801 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪
218 00:09:13,886 00:09:16,676 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪
219 00:09:16,764 00:09:19,234 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪
220 00:09:19,308 00:09:20,598 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
221 00:09:21,477 00:09:22,557 Night-night. Night-night.
222 00:09:22,645 00:09:24,225 He's a punk and a clown. He's a punk and a clown.
223 00:09:24,689 00:09:25,649 And that catchphrase? And that catchphrase?
224 00:09:25,731 00:09:28,401 You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers You're jealous because he has 15,000 subscribers
225 00:09:28,484 00:09:30,614 and your mama won't even  like your Instagram posts. and your mama won't even  like your Instagram posts.
226 00:09:30,695 00:09:32,275 My mama hates sunsets! My mama hates sunsets!
227 00:09:32,863 00:09:33,703 Listen to me, Listen to me,
228 00:09:34,323 00:09:35,583 maybe one time out of a hundred, maybe one time out of a hundred,
229 00:09:35,658 00:09:37,698 you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door. you gotta trust your gut and kick in a door.
230 00:09:38,286 00:09:39,406 -Yeah. -[Bowser] No. -Yeah. -[Bowser] No.
231 00:09:39,495 00:09:43,825 For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race. For the most part, bounty hunting is a slow, steady race.
232 00:09:43,916 00:09:44,876 And I'm hard. And I'm hard.
233 00:09:45,710 00:09:47,130 Then sit out this case. Then sit out this case.
234 00:09:47,211 00:09:48,051 [both] No! [both] No!
235 00:09:48,129 00:09:49,009 [Bowser] Yes! [Bowser] Yes!
236 00:09:49,088 00:09:52,758 As my interns, it is your job to learn. As my interns, it is your job to learn.
237 00:09:52,842 00:09:55,302 You can ride along with me, ask me questions, You can ride along with me, ask me questions,
238 00:09:55,386 00:09:56,966 but don't touch my radio. but don't touch my radio.
239 00:09:57,388 00:09:59,598 -And no snacks in the car. -But-- -And no snacks in the car. -But--
240 00:09:59,724 00:10:02,394 You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit. You can chew gum, but only if you save your wrapper to spit.
241 00:10:04,729 00:10:07,439 For the record, I smashed him  when he was fun. For the record, I smashed him  when he was fun.
242 00:10:08,316 00:10:09,276 You were fun? You were fun?
243 00:10:09,817 00:10:12,527 [Blair] Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times [Blair] Okay, I found this article in the failing New York Times
244 00:10:12,612 00:10:16,532 called, "Thirty-six Questions  That Lead to Love." called, "Thirty-six Questions  That Lead to Love."
245 00:10:16,616 00:10:18,026 -[music playing] -Sweet. -[music playing] -Sweet.
246 00:10:18,492 00:10:19,332 Why? Why?
247 00:10:19,410 00:10:21,620 If you answer the questions  with your partner, If you answer the questions  with your partner,
248 00:10:21,704 00:10:23,004 you gain intimacy. you gain intimacy.
249 00:10:23,080 00:10:24,790 And then, like, we get to do it. And then, like, we get to do it.
250 00:10:24,874 00:10:26,254 And then we get to fall in love. And then we get to fall in love.
251 00:10:27,877 00:10:28,837 Then we get to do it. Then we get to do it.
252 00:10:28,919 00:10:31,549 Blair, have I ever told you  you're the coolest girl in school? Blair, have I ever told you  you're the coolest girl in school?
253 00:10:32,131 00:10:33,381 No, you are. No, you are.
254 00:10:34,050 00:10:35,090 Okay, um... Okay, um...
255 00:10:35,843 00:10:36,683 First question. First question.
256 00:10:37,595 00:10:40,765 What would constitute  a perfect day for you? What would constitute  a perfect day for you?
257 00:10:42,892 00:10:43,772 Being with you. Being with you.
258 00:10:43,851 00:10:44,811 Same. Same.
259 00:10:45,895 00:10:48,395 Oh, my God, it's working. Oh, my God, it's working.
260 00:10:48,481 00:10:49,771 I like you so much. I like you so much.
261 00:10:49,857 00:10:51,147 [gasps] Mm. [gasps] Mm.
262 00:10:52,443 00:10:54,573 -[Blair] We almost did it. -[Sterling] But you didn't? -[Blair] We almost did it. -[Sterling] But you didn't?
263 00:10:55,071 00:10:57,241 We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang. We kissed for a really long time and then the bell rang.
264 00:10:57,323 00:11:00,243 But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip. But his thing was, like, throbbing on my hip.
265 00:11:00,326 00:11:01,446 It had a heartbeat. It had a heartbeat.
266 00:11:01,535 00:11:02,785 Hey! Would y'all shut up? Hey! Would y'all shut up?
267 00:11:02,870 00:11:04,500 Jesus. What the hell? Jesus. What the hell?
268 00:11:04,955 00:11:07,205 Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers. Sorry, ma'am. Yes, teenagers.
269 00:11:07,750 00:11:11,300 Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest. Um, listen, I'd like to just come by as a general guest.
270 00:11:11,379 00:11:13,089 -You're basically there. -Yeah, I know. -You're basically there. -Yeah, I know.
271 00:11:13,172 00:11:14,632 -[Blair squeals] -Okay. -[Blair squeals] -Okay.
272 00:11:14,715 00:11:16,045 No, I got it. No, I got it.
273 00:11:16,592 00:11:17,472 Thank you. Thank you.
274 00:11:18,177 00:11:19,007 For nothing. For nothing.
275 00:11:19,720 00:11:22,430 All right, so this is the last address  Kenneth Chu used. All right, so this is the last address  Kenneth Chu used.
276 00:11:23,265 00:11:24,885 -An old home? -Mm-hm. -An old home? -Mm-hm.
277 00:11:24,975 00:11:27,515 It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter. It's not a residence, so we don't have legal grounds to enter.
278 00:11:27,645 00:11:30,015 And the home won't  allow unregistered guests, And the home won't  allow unregistered guests,
279 00:11:30,106 00:11:32,146 so we can't even go in and poke around. so we can't even go in and poke around.
280 00:11:32,233 00:11:33,113 [Blair] That's okay. [Blair] That's okay.
281 00:11:33,192 00:11:35,282 Sterling and I can create a diversion Sterling and I can create a diversion
282 00:11:35,486 00:11:36,396 while you sneak in. while you sneak in.
283 00:11:37,029 00:11:38,319 She can Irish step dance. She can Irish step dance.
284 00:11:38,864 00:11:39,784 I'm not above flashing. I'm not above flashing.
285 00:11:39,865 00:11:41,905 I'm thinking of something  that won't get us arrested. I'm thinking of something  that won't get us arrested.
286 00:11:42,827 00:11:44,447 Bounty hunters can get arrested? Bounty hunters can get arrested?
287 00:11:45,371 00:11:46,211 Yes. Yes.
288 00:11:47,957 00:11:48,917 Now listen to me. Now listen to me.
289 00:11:49,583 00:11:51,963 As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment. As my interns, I'm gonna give you an assignment.
290 00:11:52,628 00:11:56,008 This is the bounty hunting equivalent  of you getting me coffee. This is the bounty hunting equivalent  of you getting me coffee.
291 00:11:57,675 00:11:59,085 -You ready? -Yeah. -You ready? -Yeah.
292 00:11:59,510 00:12:01,220 For you to take time out of your studies For you to take time out of your studies
293 00:12:01,303 00:12:03,813 to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart. to come read scripture to our folks, that just warms my heart.
294 00:12:03,889 00:12:05,099 Come on, right this way. Come on, right this way.
295 00:12:10,855 00:12:12,895 -[chatter] -[music playing] -[chatter] -[music playing]
296 00:12:14,108 00:12:16,688 Hm. It doesn't smell as old  as I thought it would. Hm. It doesn't smell as old  as I thought it would.
297 00:12:21,198 00:12:22,778 Hi mister, are you lost? Hi mister, are you lost?
298 00:12:22,867 00:12:24,287 [grumbles] [grumbles]
299 00:12:26,203 00:12:27,203 You're welcome. You're welcome.
300 00:12:27,288 00:12:28,208 Here you go. Here you go.
301 00:12:32,835 00:12:33,955 Um... No, thank you. Um... No, thank you.
302 00:12:35,004 00:12:36,344 But old people love coffee. But old people love coffee.
303 00:12:37,757 00:12:39,177 I don't drink on the job. I don't drink on the job.
304 00:12:39,717 00:12:41,637 Okay? It makes me want  to go to the bathroom. Okay? It makes me want  to go to the bathroom.
305 00:12:41,719 00:12:42,889 You don't drink water? You don't drink water?
306 00:12:42,970 00:12:45,060 No. I can self-hydrate. No. I can self-hydrate.
307 00:12:46,348 00:12:47,638 I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now.
308 00:12:50,269 00:12:51,439 Mm. Mm.
309 00:12:51,520 00:12:52,350 Thank you. Thank you.
310 00:12:54,023 00:12:57,113 So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here. So the receptionist confirmed that there is no Kenneth Chu here.
311 00:12:57,777 00:13:00,067 But there is a Linda Chu. But there is a Linda Chu.
312 00:13:00,905 00:13:02,525 Shall we go read the Word of God to her? Shall we go read the Word of God to her?
313 00:13:02,615 00:13:04,525 Don't say it like that, all sarcastic. Don't say it like that, all sarcastic.
314 00:13:04,909 00:13:06,239 I wasn't being sarcastic. I wasn't being sarcastic.
315 00:13:09,413 00:13:11,253 [woman] My grandson sends stuff here? [woman] My grandson sends stuff here?
316 00:13:11,582 00:13:13,582 What is it? Porn? Drugs? What is it? Porn? Drugs?
317 00:13:13,667 00:13:15,207 According to our sources, According to our sources,
318 00:13:15,294 00:13:17,924 it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float. it was Spry toothpaste and a pool float.
319 00:13:18,964 00:13:20,804 What do those items mean to you? What do those items mean to you?
320 00:13:20,883 00:13:23,843 [stammers] Ma'am, when was the last time  you spoke to him? [stammers] Ma'am, when was the last time  you spoke to him?
321 00:13:23,928 00:13:25,548 I haven't seen him in a year. I haven't seen him in a year.
322 00:13:25,638 00:13:28,098 Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson? Do you know anyone who's kept in touch with your grandson?
323 00:13:28,182 00:13:30,022 Tookie doesn't have any friends. Tookie doesn't have any friends.
324 00:13:30,100 00:13:31,640 All he cares about is money. All he cares about is money.
325 00:13:31,727 00:13:33,147 I wish he'd send some my way I wish he'd send some my way
326 00:13:33,229 00:13:35,149 -so I could upgrade from this dump. -[groans] -so I could upgrade from this dump. -[groans]
327 00:13:35,231 00:13:38,281 The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place. The Nixon Wing is the crappiest one in this place.
328 00:13:38,359 00:13:41,109 I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman, I mean the Reagan Wing, the Truman,
329 00:13:41,195 00:13:42,905 that's where it's at. that's where it's at.
330 00:13:43,155 00:13:44,985 Anything but the Lincoln Wing. Anything but the Lincoln Wing.
331 00:13:45,074 00:13:46,954 That's where they move you That's where they move you
332 00:13:47,034 00:13:49,794 when you're about to  complete your final act... when you're about to  complete your final act...
333 00:13:50,079 00:13:51,289 Like Miguel there. Like Miguel there.
334 00:13:52,206 00:13:53,786 Eh, I love you, too. Eh, I love you, too.
335 00:13:54,375 00:13:55,285 Asshole. Asshole.
336 00:13:55,960 00:13:57,670 Okay. Well, thank you very much. Okay. Well, thank you very much.
337 00:13:57,753 00:14:00,423 Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too. Oh, and they skimp on our toilets too.
338 00:14:01,340 00:14:03,090 -[groans] She was a yapper. -Yeah. -[groans] She was a yapper. -Yeah.
339 00:14:03,175 00:14:06,095 Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it. Although I get where she's coming from. I know faux granite when I see it.
340 00:14:06,178 00:14:08,638 Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there. Yeah, Kenneth Chu must have a lifeline out there.
341 00:14:08,722 00:14:10,182 Yeah, but how do we find out who that is Yeah, but how do we find out who that is
342 00:14:10,266 00:14:12,266 if he doesn't have  a single social media account? if he doesn't have  a single social media account?
343 00:14:12,351 00:14:14,401 Also, how can you not have a single social media account? Also, how can you not have a single social media account?
344 00:14:14,478 00:14:15,978 -Tookie! -[Bowser] What's a tookie? -Tookie! -[Bowser] What's a tookie?
345 00:14:16,438 00:14:18,318 She called him, "Tookie." She called him, "Tookie."
346 00:14:18,399 00:14:19,229 What? What?
347 00:14:19,775 00:14:21,315 -[tapping on cell phone] -[gasps] -[tapping on cell phone] -[gasps]
348 00:14:24,947 00:14:27,777 Okay, can we just take a second  to acknowledge how smart I am? Okay, can we just take a second  to acknowledge how smart I am?
349 00:14:27,867 00:14:29,787 I mean, I really should be  doing better in school. I mean, I really should be  doing better in school.
350 00:14:29,869 00:14:32,499 Uh-huh. So, he does have a life. Uh-huh. So, he does have a life.
351 00:14:33,038 00:14:34,868 And it looks like this Melissa  is his piece. And it looks like this Melissa  is his piece.
352 00:14:34,957 00:14:36,747 You shouldn't talk about women like that. You shouldn't talk about women like that.
353 00:14:36,834 00:14:38,294 She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt. She's wearing a scrunchie as a shirt.
354 00:14:38,377 00:14:40,167 But okay, she's the love of his life. But okay, she's the love of his life.
355 00:14:40,254 00:14:42,014 She works at a salon in East Lake. She works at a salon in East Lake.
356 00:14:43,757 00:14:44,587 Wait. Wait.
357 00:14:45,175 00:14:47,005 Should we do a stakeout? Please. Should we do a stakeout? Please.
358 00:14:47,094 00:14:48,894 -Oh. -Pretty please, can we do a stakeout? -Oh. -Pretty please, can we do a stakeout?
359 00:14:48,971 00:14:51,101 Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is, Okay, Okay, I'll find out when her shift is,
360 00:14:51,181 00:14:54,521 but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh. but this is not a 007 sexy recon mission, nuh-uh.
361 00:14:54,602 00:14:56,312 No. No. No. No. No. No.
362 00:14:56,395 00:14:59,145 This is gonna be you guys,  without your phones, This is gonna be you guys,  without your phones,
363 00:14:59,231 00:15:01,481 doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand? doing exactly as I tell you. Do you understand?
364 00:15:02,276 00:15:05,906 [with accent] Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish. [with accent] Yes, Sire. Your wish is my wish.
365 00:15:05,988 00:15:07,238 Okay, that was not Russian. Okay, that was not Russian.
366 00:15:07,740 00:15:10,280 That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here? That sounded like Chinese up in there. What is happening here?
367 00:15:10,367 00:15:12,697 So that's the thing about Ephesians. So that's the thing about Ephesians.
368 00:15:12,786 00:15:16,536 It says there should not be  even a hint of sexual immorality It says there should not be  even a hint of sexual immorality
369 00:15:16,624 00:15:18,504 or any kind of impurity. or any kind of impurity.
370 00:15:21,629 00:15:22,499 Or of greed. Or of greed.
371 00:15:22,838 00:15:26,178 So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that. So, if any of you are coveting things then let's talk about that.
372 00:15:27,426 00:15:29,756 [quiet chatter] [quiet chatter]
373 00:15:29,845 00:15:31,595 I-- I took my brother's bandana. I-- I took my brother's bandana.
374 00:15:32,848 00:15:34,638 Which I guess is stealing, not coveting. Which I guess is stealing, not coveting.
375 00:15:35,225 00:15:36,185 Oh. Oh.
376 00:15:36,268 00:15:38,558 Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted  a new spiral notebook Uh, Veronica Lopez debuted  a new spiral notebook
377 00:15:38,646 00:15:41,106 and for a second,  I wished that I had bought it first. and for a second,  I wished that I had bought it first.
378 00:15:41,190 00:15:44,490 Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it Oh, well, the fact that you're, uh, talking about it
379 00:15:44,568 00:15:46,148 proves that you've already repented. proves that you've already repented.
380 00:15:46,236 00:15:47,566 So, thank you Hannah B. So, thank you Hannah B.
381 00:15:47,655 00:15:51,195 Mm, and thank you Sterling W. Mm, and thank you Sterling W.
382 00:15:51,283 00:15:52,623 Let's give her a hand, guys. Let's give her a hand, guys.
383 00:15:53,327 00:15:55,497 This was a great way to start Fellowship. This was a great way to start Fellowship.
384 00:15:55,579 00:15:57,289 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year! Oh, we're gonna have so much fun this year!
385 00:15:57,373 00:15:58,333 Yeah. Yeah.
386 00:15:58,415 00:15:59,455 And you know what? I was thinking And you know what? I was thinking
387 00:15:59,541 00:16:01,591 you should totally just  use my parking space. you should totally just  use my parking space.
388 00:16:01,669 00:16:03,419 Yes, because I'm scootering these days, Yes, because I'm scootering these days,
389 00:16:03,504 00:16:04,884 so the curb is fine by me. so the curb is fine by me.
390 00:16:04,964 00:16:06,224 Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys. Yes, I am. I'm scootering, guys.
391 00:16:06,298 00:16:08,338 Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it? Scootering, that's pretty cool, isn't it?
392 00:16:09,051 00:16:11,601 Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment. Uh, thank you, but I don't need any special treatment.
393 00:16:11,679 00:16:12,549 I'm here to minister. I'm here to minister.
394 00:16:13,263 00:16:15,983 So beloved, let's end with a prayer. So beloved, let's end with a prayer.
395 00:16:16,058 00:16:17,018 Yes. Yes.
396 00:16:17,101 00:16:17,941 Okay. Okay.
397 00:16:21,814 00:16:23,324 [breathes deeply] [breathes deeply]
398 00:16:23,399 00:16:27,989 Dear Lord, please guide us  as we start our journey in Fellowship. Dear Lord, please guide us  as we start our journey in Fellowship.
399 00:16:28,070 00:16:31,200 Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need, Awaken us, especially our brothers and sisters in need,
400 00:16:32,366 00:16:33,406 like April, like April,
401 00:16:33,492 00:16:37,002 no matter when she comes back,  if at all ever. no matter when she comes back,  if at all ever.
402 00:16:37,204 00:16:39,674 Bless her wherever the winds may take her. Bless her wherever the winds may take her.
403 00:16:39,748 00:16:40,668 [April] Touching. [April] Touching.
404 00:16:42,334 00:16:43,344 -[gasps] -[Sterling] April! -[gasps] -[Sterling] April!
405 00:16:43,961 00:16:45,881 I guess those ble-- blessed winds brought you back. I guess those ble-- blessed winds brought you back.
406 00:16:45,963 00:16:47,133 What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
407 00:16:47,214 00:16:48,384 I had a stomach bug, I had a stomach bug,
408 00:16:48,465 00:16:51,135 which is why I must look thinner than usual. which is why I must look thinner than usual.
409 00:16:51,218 00:16:52,758 -Yeah, I see it. -Turn to the side, and you're gone. -Yeah, I see it. -Turn to the side, and you're gone.
410 00:16:52,845 00:16:56,345 And I heard there was weird talk about my dad, And I heard there was weird talk about my dad,
411 00:16:56,432 00:17:00,892 but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo, but he left for a long work trip to Tokyo,
412 00:17:00,978 00:17:03,268 so I don't know where that was coming from. so I don't know where that was coming from.
413 00:17:03,814 00:17:04,654 Why is she back? Why is she back?
414 00:17:04,732 00:17:06,482 Okay, I know you're panicking,  but there's a bright side. Okay, I know you're panicking,  but there's a bright side.
415 00:17:06,567 00:17:07,647 -Which is? -She's lying. -Which is? -She's lying.
416 00:17:07,735 00:17:08,775 -So? -So? -So? -So?
417 00:17:08,861 00:17:10,201 She doesn't know we turned her dad in. She doesn't know we turned her dad in.
418 00:17:10,279 00:17:11,569 -Oh. -See? -Oh. -See?
419 00:17:11,655 00:17:12,565 So, we just the same everyone else So, we just the same everyone else
420 00:17:12,656 00:17:13,736 -and play dumb? -Absolutely. -and play dumb? -Absolutely.
421 00:17:13,824 00:17:14,874 Okay. Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Yeah, I can do that.
422 00:17:16,368 00:17:18,038 The weather in Asia's  supposed to be really great. The weather in Asia's  supposed to be really great.
423 00:17:18,120 00:17:19,710 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
424 00:17:19,788 00:17:20,748 Be cool. Be cool.
425 00:17:20,831 00:17:22,291 -[students chattering] -Okay. -[students chattering] -Okay.
426 00:17:24,752 00:17:25,712 [whispering] Great job. [whispering] Great job.
427 00:17:25,794 00:17:26,844 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
428 00:17:28,380 00:17:30,340 I'm really glad that you're  feeling better, April. I'm really glad that you're  feeling better, April.
429 00:17:30,424 00:17:31,764 Don't pretend like you care. Don't pretend like you care.
430 00:17:31,842 00:17:33,802 There's not a genuine bone in your body. There's not a genuine bone in your body.
431 00:17:34,928 00:17:38,138 Unless you're counting Luke's. Unless you're counting Luke's.
432 00:17:39,016 00:17:40,136 Are you preserving that? Are you preserving that?
433 00:17:40,225 00:17:43,645 I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag and riddle it with herpes. I'm not gonna let this thing roll around in my bag and riddle it with herpes.
434 00:17:43,729 00:17:44,979 What do you want? What do you want?
435 00:17:45,814 00:17:47,654 What I've always wanted. Your position. What I've always wanted. Your position.
436 00:17:48,150 00:17:50,900 So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday, So, resign as Fellowship Leader by Friday,
437 00:17:51,528 00:17:53,608 or this puppy goes wide. or this puppy goes wide.
438 00:18:03,082 00:18:04,582 Girls, goodnight. Girls, goodnight.
439 00:18:04,666 00:18:06,416 We are gonna turn in early. We are gonna turn in early.
440 00:18:06,794 00:18:09,464 -Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. -Why? She likes your bed. -Chloe's gonna stay with y'all tonight. -Why? She likes your bed.
441 00:18:09,546 00:18:12,046 Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep. Oh, well, we don't want her watching us... sleep.
442 00:18:12,633 00:18:15,933 [Debbie] Right, because we're turning in  early to rest and dream. [Debbie] Right, because we're turning in  early to rest and dream.
443 00:18:16,011 00:18:17,221 [Debbie and Anderson chuckle] [Debbie and Anderson chuckle]
444 00:18:17,304 00:18:18,724 Okay. Goodnight. Okay. Goodnight.
445 00:18:21,058 00:18:22,888 They are obviously going to bang. They are obviously going to bang.
446 00:18:23,102 00:18:23,942 Gross! Gross!
447 00:18:24,478 00:18:27,818 At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did. At least we saved your eyeballs from catching on fire. Yes, we did.
448 00:18:28,482 00:18:29,402 [whimpers] [whimpers]
449 00:18:31,860 00:18:32,820 What is wrong? What is wrong?
450 00:18:33,362 00:18:34,612 I'm quitting Fellowship. I'm quitting Fellowship.
451 00:18:34,696 00:18:36,696 Stop. We've been through this. Stop. We've been through this.
452 00:18:36,782 00:18:39,372 Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's  not worth the fight. Yeah, well, maybe I decided that it's  not worth the fight.
453 00:18:40,202 00:18:41,292 April will be a fine leader. April will be a fine leader.
454 00:18:41,370 00:18:42,500 Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?
455 00:18:42,746 00:18:45,536 She'll make it all about herself. She doesn't care about Christianity. She'll make it all about herself. She doesn't care about Christianity.
456 00:18:45,624 00:18:47,424 Well, apparently she cares more than I do Well, apparently she cares more than I do
457 00:18:47,501 00:18:49,091 because she's willing to spread a rumor about me. because she's willing to spread a rumor about me.
458 00:18:50,254 00:18:52,214 I mean, it's not a rumor, but still. I mean, it's not a rumor, but still.
459 00:18:52,297 00:18:54,507 No... A rumor. No... A rumor.
460 00:18:56,051 00:18:56,931 That's all it is. That's all it is.
461 00:18:59,138 00:19:00,308 [people shouting] [people shouting]
462 00:19:00,389 00:19:03,229 Hey, did y'all hear what happened  in Fellowship yesterday? Hey, did y'all hear what happened  in Fellowship yesterday?
463 00:19:03,684 00:19:05,064 Someone dropped a condom wrapper. Someone dropped a condom wrapper.
464 00:19:05,519 00:19:07,019 [girls gasp] [girls gasp]
465 00:19:09,439 00:19:10,399 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
466 00:19:10,858 00:19:12,028 -Oh. -[cell phone bleeps] -Oh. -[cell phone bleeps]
467 00:19:12,109 00:19:14,699 No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom No, Veronica, I heard it was a used condom
468 00:19:14,778 00:19:16,278 and that it was found in Band. and that it was found in Band.
469 00:19:17,281 00:19:18,321 Or was it Drama? Or was it Drama?
470 00:19:18,907 00:19:20,197 Hey, Tiffany... Hey, Tiffany...
471 00:19:20,826 00:19:22,156 [chattering] [chattering]
472 00:19:23,704 00:19:25,624 [cell phones bleep and chime] [cell phones bleep and chime]
473 00:19:29,459 00:19:30,539 Should we say it's mine? Should we say it's mine?
474 00:19:30,627 00:19:32,587 I mean, it sounds like something I'd do. I mean, it sounds like something I'd do.
475 00:19:32,671 00:19:34,921 [cell phones continue bleeping and chiming] [cell phones continue bleeping and chiming]
476 00:19:40,095 00:19:41,005 What's going on? What's going on?
477 00:19:41,096 00:19:42,006 You haven't heard? You haven't heard?
478 00:19:42,097 00:19:44,267 Tammy DeWitt found a love glove  in Woodshop! Tammy DeWitt found a love glove  in Woodshop!
479 00:19:44,349 00:19:46,139 No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym No, it was Horny Lorna in Gym
480 00:19:46,226 00:19:48,596 and it wasn't just one. It was a box. and it wasn't just one. It was a box.
481 00:19:49,229 00:19:51,189 This is the weirdest game of Clue ever. This is the weirdest game of Clue ever.
482 00:19:52,232 00:19:53,112 I don't understand. I don't understand.
483 00:20:03,285 00:20:06,575 Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life? Ooh, what is your greatest accomplishment in life?
484 00:20:07,164 00:20:11,254 Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite. Well, I do have the most kills out of all my friends on Fortnite.
485 00:20:13,003 00:20:13,883 What about you? What about you?
486 00:20:15,005 00:20:16,545 Being a completely original person. Being a completely original person.
487 00:20:21,970 00:20:24,970 Okay, "What would you like to be famous for? Okay, "What would you like to be famous for?
488 00:20:25,349 00:20:26,769 Rapping, for sure. Rapping, for sure.
489 00:20:27,434 00:20:28,274 Check it. Check it.
490 00:20:28,352 00:20:30,812 ♪ Young Jennings Cash pending, sale pending ♪ ♪ Young Jennings Cash pending, sale pending ♪
491 00:20:30,896 00:20:32,056 ♪ Mind-bendin' ♪ ♪ Mind-bendin' ♪
492 00:20:32,356 00:20:34,476 Something like that, you know what I mean? Something like that, you know what I mean?
493 00:20:34,691 00:20:35,531 Yeah. Yeah.
494 00:20:35,609 00:20:36,489 You? You?
495 00:20:38,278 00:20:39,148 Um... Um...
496 00:20:39,238 00:20:43,778 TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind. TBD, but something that completely changes the course of humankind.
497 00:20:49,623 00:20:51,963 You know what? These are too broad. Um... You know what? These are too broad. Um...
498 00:20:53,085 00:20:53,995 Oh, here's a good one. Oh, here's a good one.
499 00:20:54,795 00:20:56,505 "How is your relationship with your mother?" "How is your relationship with your mother?"
500 00:20:57,422 00:21:00,592 My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know? My mom's, like, my soulmate, you know?
501 00:21:04,346 00:21:05,506 She's, like, my rock. She's, like, my rock.
502 00:21:07,266 00:21:09,846 [breathes deeply] [breathes deeply]
503 00:21:11,812 00:21:12,732 [sniffs] [sniffs]
504 00:21:12,813 00:21:14,023 What about you? [chuckles] What about you? [chuckles]
505 00:21:14,106 00:21:15,356 Yeah, um... Yeah, um...
506 00:21:15,440 00:21:19,400 she's more like a boulder than a-- a rock, she's more like a boulder than a-- a rock,
507 00:21:20,195 00:21:22,405 but... same. but... same.
508 00:21:25,200 00:21:28,200 Make ou... t. Make ou... t.
509 00:21:28,287 00:21:29,327 Please. Yeah. Please. Yeah.
510 00:21:37,129 00:21:40,719 How much longer do we have to  watch this woman frost bangs? How much longer do we have to  watch this woman frost bangs?
511 00:21:41,133 00:21:42,763 I can only take so much. I can only take so much.
512 00:21:43,343 00:21:45,473 Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago. Shift was supposed to be over an hour ago.
513 00:21:46,054 00:21:48,024 Maybe she got pulled into a double. Maybe she got pulled into a double.
514 00:21:48,098 00:21:49,678 [breathing deeply] [breathing deeply]
515 00:21:50,684 00:21:52,064 [whispering] What's wrong with you? [whispering] What's wrong with you?
516 00:21:52,144 00:21:55,654 Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier. Oh, that? I, uh... drank a smoothie earlier.
517 00:21:56,273 00:21:57,693 Didn't know it had liquid in it. Didn't know it had liquid in it.
518 00:21:58,066 00:22:00,066 You know you can go to the bathroom  like a normal person? You know you can go to the bathroom  like a normal person?
519 00:22:00,152 00:22:02,032 -There's a gas station down the street. -No. -There's a gas station down the street. -No.
520 00:22:02,112 00:22:04,662 -Bowser, it's really bad for your body-- -I'm fine. -Bowser, it's really bad for your body-- -I'm fine.
521 00:22:05,032 00:22:07,622 Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya? Please, just talk amongst yourselves, will ya?
522 00:22:09,119 00:22:11,199 What does it mean  when you kiss with your eyes open? What does it mean  when you kiss with your eyes open?
523 00:22:11,288 00:22:12,208 Okay, I'm out. Okay, I'm out.
524 00:22:13,123 00:22:14,003 I'll be back in ten. I'll be back in ten.
525 00:22:14,875 00:22:16,835 Seriously, what do you think it means? Seriously, what do you think it means?
526 00:22:17,627 00:22:18,877 Do you kiss Luke like that? Do you kiss Luke like that?
527 00:22:20,630 00:22:21,470 I'm sure I have. I'm sure I have.
528 00:22:22,049 00:22:22,879 Um... Um...
529 00:22:26,261 00:22:27,761 -I haven't. -Shit! -I haven't. -Shit!
530 00:22:27,846 00:22:31,346 Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me. Jennings is the only guy at school that could even remotely get me.
531 00:22:33,435 00:22:35,145 What if we're not falling in love? What if we're not falling in love?
532 00:22:35,228 00:22:36,058 You are. You are.
533 00:22:36,146 00:22:37,556 Well, it's not happening quick enough. Well, it's not happening quick enough.
534 00:22:37,647 00:22:39,477 I'm literally dying of horniness. I'm literally dying of horniness.
535 00:22:41,985 00:22:42,815 I'm going in. I'm going in.
536 00:22:42,903 00:22:45,073 What? No! We don't even know what to ask. What? No! We don't even know what to ask.
537 00:22:45,280 00:22:46,490 "Where is Kenneth Chu?" "Where is Kenneth Chu?"
538 00:22:46,907 00:22:47,867 Sounds clear to me. Sounds clear to me.
539 00:22:50,827 00:22:52,247 [music playing] [music playing]
540 00:22:52,329 00:22:54,079 Hey there. Do you have time for a wax? Hey there. Do you have time for a wax?
541 00:22:54,164 00:22:55,464 Sure. Lip? Sure. Lip?
542 00:22:56,249 00:22:57,079 Brow. Brow.
543 00:22:58,502 00:22:59,342 Really? Really?
544 00:23:06,218 00:23:07,048 Ow. Ow.
545 00:23:07,135 00:23:08,505 Getting ready for a date. Getting ready for a date.
546 00:23:10,764 00:23:13,144 My boyfriend's taking me out  for American food. My boyfriend's taking me out  for American food.
547 00:23:17,020 00:23:17,850 Ow. Ow.
548 00:23:18,897 00:23:22,817 He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin. He says I'm lucky to have him even buy me a potato skin.
549 00:23:24,319 00:23:27,529 You tell him to go suck a butt. No man should ever talk to you like that. You tell him to go suck a butt. No man should ever talk to you like that.
550 00:23:28,240 00:23:29,320 [sighs] [sighs]
551 00:23:29,908 00:23:31,488 Um, he's so controlling, Um, he's so controlling,
552 00:23:31,576 00:23:34,116 but it's probably  just because he loves me, right? but it's probably  just because he loves me, right?
553 00:23:34,204 00:23:35,794 No, that kind of love is a lie. No, that kind of love is a lie.
554 00:23:36,540 00:23:37,370 Are you in love? Are you in love?
555 00:23:37,874 00:23:38,714 Ish. Ish.
556 00:23:39,292 00:23:40,922 My dude does all this shady shit My dude does all this shady shit
557 00:23:41,002 00:23:42,882 and says it's for me and our future. and says it's for me and our future.
558 00:23:43,505 00:23:45,755 Although I want to believe it,  I know it's a lie, too. Although I want to believe it,  I know it's a lie, too.
559 00:23:45,841 00:23:47,631 Yeah, where does he get off  telling you that? Yeah, where does he get off  telling you that?
560 00:23:48,844 00:23:51,854 Literally, where does he live  to have learned such a thing? Literally, where does he live  to have learned such a thing?
561 00:23:52,931 00:23:54,891 -What? -I mean, his values are awful. -What? -I mean, his values are awful.
562 00:23:55,725 00:23:57,305 What neighborhood does that come from? What neighborhood does that come from?
563 00:23:57,394 00:23:58,854 Druid Hills? Decatur? Druid Hills? Decatur?
564 00:23:58,937 00:23:59,897 What's his address? What's his address?
565 00:23:59,980 00:24:01,190 Ow! Ow!
566 00:24:02,357 00:24:04,727 You know what?  I left something in the back. You know what?  I left something in the back.
567 00:24:05,527 00:24:06,357 Give me one sec. Give me one sec.
568 00:24:06,445 00:24:07,275 Okay. Okay.
569 00:24:11,783 00:24:12,913 [gasps] [gasps]
570 00:24:12,993 00:24:14,163 Oh, shit! I blew it. Oh, shit! I blew it.
571 00:24:17,956 00:24:19,456 Shit! Shit! Shit. Shit! Shit! Shit.
572 00:24:23,378 00:24:24,798 According to her mother, According to her mother,
573 00:24:24,880 00:24:28,380 Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina, Melissa has fled to her uncle's in North Carolina,
574 00:24:29,301 00:24:32,011 with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun. with Kenneth presumably riding shotgun.
575 00:24:32,762 00:24:35,352 -Does that mean that she's involved? -It doesn't matter. -Does that mean that she's involved? -It doesn't matter.
576 00:24:35,724 00:24:36,604 He's the skip. He's the skip.
577 00:24:36,683 00:24:39,143 The only way I get paid  is if I bring him in. The only way I get paid  is if I bring him in.
578 00:24:39,227 00:24:40,767 I'm sorry, dude,  but I was trying to help. I'm sorry, dude,  but I was trying to help.
579 00:24:40,854 00:24:45,194 No! You were in such a goddamn rush  to kick down doors that you... No! You were in such a goddamn rush  to kick down doors that you...
580 00:24:46,193 00:24:47,113 anti-helped. anti-helped.
581 00:24:47,777 00:24:48,817 You hindered! You hindered!
582 00:24:50,030 00:24:52,240 So, do you think it's going  to slow down our paycheck? So, do you think it's going  to slow down our paycheck?
583 00:24:52,324 00:24:53,874 What about this don't you understand? What about this don't you understand?
584 00:24:54,493 00:24:57,793 Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid. Hm? If I don't get paid, you don't get paid.
585 00:24:58,663 00:25:00,423 But our parents have been asking about the money and-- But our parents have been asking about the money and--
586 00:25:00,499 00:25:02,749 Oh. Well, you tell your parents Oh. Well, you tell your parents
587 00:25:03,335 00:25:05,125 that you messed up at work, huh? that you messed up at work, huh?
588 00:25:05,212 00:25:06,552 That wouldn't be a lie. That wouldn't be a lie.
589 00:25:06,630 00:25:08,550 Cathy, do with them what you wish. Cathy, do with them what you wish.
590 00:25:12,135 00:25:13,545 Have you met the fudge pump? Have you met the fudge pump?
591 00:25:18,266 00:25:20,976 So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow So, I guess if I could wake up tomorrow
592 00:25:21,269 00:25:23,729 with, like, one special ability, with, like, one special ability,
593 00:25:24,940 00:25:28,650 it would be  to see through things, you know? it would be  to see through things, you know?
594 00:25:29,277 00:25:30,147 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
595 00:25:33,073 00:25:34,453 Look, Jennings-- Look, Jennings--
596 00:25:34,574 00:25:35,624 We're not in love. We're not in love.
597 00:25:37,118 00:25:38,078 No. No.
598 00:25:38,828 00:25:42,418 I felt it or-- or I didn't, but I really wanted to. I felt it or-- or I didn't, but I really wanted to.
599 00:25:42,499 00:25:43,329 Yeah. Yeah.
600 00:25:43,416 00:25:45,246 It's like this one time  I was in Drama class It's like this one time  I was in Drama class
601 00:25:45,335 00:25:47,375 and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene, and I was supposed to laugh at the end of the scene,
602 00:25:47,837 00:25:52,717 but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene but I got so excited that I laughed through all of the scene
603 00:25:53,134 00:25:54,094 and I got an F. and I got an F.
604 00:25:54,511 00:25:55,351 I feel you. I feel you.
605 00:25:55,762 00:25:58,012 I messed up my boss' project at work, I messed up my boss' project at work,
606 00:25:58,515 00:26:01,385 but it was only because I really wanted to finish it. but it was only because I really wanted to finish it.
607 00:26:01,476 00:26:03,726 Of course, you've got passion. Of course, you've got passion.
608 00:26:03,812 00:26:05,152 And you've got instincts. And you've got instincts.
609 00:26:06,189 00:26:08,109 Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you. Hey, screw Mr. Pearl for failing you.
610 00:26:09,025 00:26:11,485 Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc. Laughing through a scene can definitely be an arc.
611 00:26:12,862 00:26:16,072 I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff with a girl before. I've just, like, never been able to share this stuff with a girl before.
612 00:26:16,157 00:26:17,117 Me either. Me either.
613 00:26:18,243 00:26:19,293 With a boy. With a boy.
614 00:26:19,536 00:26:22,246 That's why I feel comfortable  just being, like... That's why I feel comfortable  just being, like...
615 00:26:23,206 00:26:24,206 "I don't like you." "I don't like you."
616 00:26:24,291 00:26:26,461 Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you. Really? 'Cause, um... I hate you.
617 00:26:27,210 00:26:28,380 Your answers were strange. Your answers were strange.
618 00:26:28,461 00:26:29,421 Yours were stupid. Yours were stupid.
619 00:26:29,504 00:26:31,974 You have deeply rooted issues  with your mom. You have deeply rooted issues  with your mom.
620 00:26:32,048 00:26:34,678 And you're going to bone yours... one day. And you're going to bone yours... one day.
621 00:26:37,387 00:26:39,387 So, we're breaking up, right? So, we're breaking up, right?
622 00:26:40,348 00:26:41,808 It already happened, babe. It already happened, babe.
623 00:26:51,818 00:26:53,948 I should never have underestimated her fortitude. I should never have underestimated her fortitude.
624 00:26:55,071 00:26:57,621 In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship. In third grade, she held a burp all through Easter worship.
625 00:26:58,033 00:26:59,493 What do you mean her "fortitude"? What do you mean her "fortitude"?
626 00:27:01,703 00:27:02,583 Oh. Oh.
627 00:27:03,163 00:27:06,043 Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by, Like, the rumor mill completely passed her by,
628 00:27:06,124 00:27:09,044 even though every other person got hit with shrapnel. even though every other person got hit with shrapnel.
629 00:27:09,127 00:27:11,497 Yeah. The last one I heard Yeah. The last one I heard
630 00:27:11,588 00:27:14,838 was that we found the condom and used it. was that we found the condom and used it.
631 00:27:14,924 00:27:16,134 [chuckling] [chuckling]
632 00:27:16,217 00:27:17,837 I mean, can you even imagine? I mean, can you even imagine?
633 00:27:18,720 00:27:19,680 I'd rather not, so... I'd rather not, so...
634 00:27:20,889 00:27:22,929 [Hannah B] Well, maybe Sterling is lucky. [Hannah B] Well, maybe Sterling is lucky.
635 00:27:23,016 00:27:24,636 Some people in the world just are. Some people in the world just are.
636 00:27:24,726 00:27:26,436 I don't believe in luck. I don't believe in luck.
637 00:27:32,776 00:27:33,686 Need some help? Need some help?
638 00:27:35,111 00:27:37,241 I miss the days of just "trash." I miss the days of just "trash."
639 00:27:37,322 00:27:38,202 Right? Right?
640 00:27:38,281 00:27:39,951 There's a bin for everything now. There's a bin for everything now.
641 00:27:40,659 00:27:42,739 Paper, glass... Paper, glass...
642 00:27:44,120 00:27:45,080 Latex. Latex.
643 00:27:46,915 00:27:50,535 Then again, without some rules and structure... Then again, without some rules and structure...
644 00:27:51,211 00:27:52,381 guiding principles... guiding principles...
645 00:27:53,213 00:27:54,263 it'd be anarchy. it'd be anarchy.
646 00:27:57,008 00:27:59,718 Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash? Are we, um... Are we still talking about trash?
647 00:28:02,305 00:28:04,465 I know you and Sterling have strayed. I know you and Sterling have strayed.
648 00:28:04,557 00:28:08,647 And that might be fine  for heathens and Yankees, And that might be fine  for heathens and Yankees,
649 00:28:08,770 00:28:11,770 but she's head of fellowship  and you're captain of the golf team. but she's head of fellowship  and you're captain of the golf team.
650 00:28:11,856 00:28:15,186 If you two aren't walking the walk, If you two aren't walking the walk,
651 00:28:16,653 00:28:18,363 how can you expect anyone else to? how can you expect anyone else to?
652 00:28:19,948 00:28:21,778 I don't know what-- What are you-- I don't know what-- What are you--
653 00:28:21,866 00:28:23,026 I don't know what you're ta-- I don't know what you're ta--
654 00:28:23,118 00:28:24,828 I know. I know. I know. I know.
655 00:28:29,999 00:28:31,129 Let me explain. Let me explain.
656 00:28:38,967 00:28:39,877 Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
657 00:28:41,344 00:28:43,604 Thank you. I did a sheet mask. Thank you. I did a sheet mask.
658 00:28:43,680 00:28:44,680 You threatened Luke. You threatened Luke.
659 00:28:44,764 00:28:47,234 No, I exploited the weak spot. No, I exploited the weak spot.
660 00:28:47,642 00:28:48,942 Like we're taught in Forensics. Like we're taught in Forensics.
661 00:28:49,018 00:28:50,978 We aren't playing for trophies here. We aren't playing for trophies here.
662 00:28:51,438 00:28:52,648 Luke is a person. Luke is a person.
663 00:28:53,356 00:28:56,106 A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure. A sweet, sensitive person. He can't handle the pressure.
664 00:28:56,192 00:28:59,402 Which is why I'll spare outing him and you, Which is why I'll spare outing him and you,
665 00:29:00,321 00:29:01,281 if you resign. if you resign.
666 00:29:01,364 00:29:02,874 Why are you acting like this? Why are you acting like this?
667 00:29:04,367 00:29:06,037 Is it because of what's going on with your family? Is it because of what's going on with your family?
668 00:29:06,578 00:29:08,198 We go to the same church,  I know what happened. We go to the same church,  I know what happened.
669 00:29:08,288 00:29:11,328 What John did is his problem. What John did is his problem.
670 00:29:12,625 00:29:14,285 -He's still your dad. -I don't care. -He's still your dad. -I don't care.
671 00:29:14,377 00:29:16,377 He beat up a prostitute. He beat up a prostitute.
672 00:29:16,963 00:29:19,883 I'm not a fan of sex workers,  but they deserve to be safe. I'm not a fan of sex workers,  but they deserve to be safe.
673 00:29:20,717 00:29:22,757 Just not allowed to vote. Just not allowed to vote.
674 00:29:25,388 00:29:26,428 -April-- -What? -April-- -What?
675 00:29:28,558 00:29:29,388 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
676 00:29:38,985 00:29:41,735 Resign or pretty boy walks the plank. Resign or pretty boy walks the plank.
677 00:29:42,405 00:29:44,275 And there are sharks in the waters... And there are sharks in the waters...
678 00:29:44,741 00:29:48,831 and, like, rough coral reef. and, like, rough coral reef.
679 00:29:57,003 00:29:57,883 [Debbie] Girls? [Debbie] Girls?
680 00:30:00,924 00:30:02,014 Oh. Oh.
681 00:30:02,091 00:30:03,891 -Hey, girls. -[video game sounds on cell phone] -Hey, girls. -[video game sounds on cell phone]
682 00:30:04,511 00:30:05,891 How are you? How are you?
683 00:30:08,139 00:30:09,099 [clears throat] [clears throat]
684 00:30:10,266 00:30:16,146 Okay, well... um, your father was...  walking upstairs Okay, well... um, your father was...  walking upstairs
685 00:30:16,231 00:30:18,361 and he tweaked his back, and he tweaked his back,
686 00:30:18,942 00:30:22,152 and our heating pad is finally kaput. and our heating pad is finally kaput.
687 00:30:23,238 00:30:25,158 Twenty-two years is a good run. [chuckles] Twenty-two years is a good run. [chuckles]
688 00:30:25,240 00:30:28,200 So do you mind going to the drugstore  and getting him a new one? So do you mind going to the drugstore  and getting him a new one?
689 00:30:28,284 00:30:29,414 We're beat, Mom. We're beat, Mom.
690 00:30:30,620 00:30:32,330 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked it like that.
691 00:30:32,914 00:30:35,464 Go to the drugstore and get him a new one. Go to the drugstore and get him a new one.
692 00:30:36,417 00:30:37,377 That's not fair. That's not fair.
693 00:30:37,460 00:30:40,300 Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair. Our breadwinner has a seized rhomboid. Honey, that is not fair.
694 00:30:41,548 00:30:43,718 You know, we had very emotional days You know, we had very emotional days
695 00:30:43,800 00:30:45,300 and you didn't even ask about them. and you didn't even ask about them.
696 00:30:45,385 00:30:46,795 -We worked all week. -Yeah. -We worked all week. -Yeah.
697 00:30:46,886 00:30:49,926 Really? Well, we wouldn't know.  We haven't seen a penny of your wages. Really? Well, we wouldn't know.  We haven't seen a penny of your wages.
698 00:30:50,014 00:30:51,644 Oh, we're saving it... Oh, we're saving it...
699 00:30:52,016 00:30:54,516 um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday. um, so that we can give you one big payment on Friday.
700 00:30:55,395 00:30:56,305 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
701 00:30:56,396 00:30:59,976 Oh, well, that's responsible Oh, well, that's responsible
702 00:31:00,066 00:31:02,896 and inspiring and... and inspiring and...
703 00:31:03,194 00:31:04,114 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
704 00:31:05,280 00:31:06,950 And you're still going to the drugstore. And you're still going to the drugstore.
705 00:31:08,658 00:31:09,618 Chop-chop, girls. Chop-chop, girls.
706 00:31:12,704 00:31:14,004 [yawns] [yawns]
707 00:31:16,165 00:31:17,495 -Sad. -Very. -Sad. -Very.
708 00:31:19,002 00:31:20,882 -Should we tell him? -He has a right to know. -Should we tell him? -He has a right to know.
709 00:31:21,838 00:31:23,008 Those are bad for you, sir. Those are bad for you, sir.
710 00:31:23,089 00:31:24,509 Yeah, they'll kill you,  and we're not kidding. Yeah, they'll kill you,  and we're not kidding.
711 00:31:24,966 00:31:27,296 [both] Pastor Booth! Hi! [both] Pastor Booth! Hi!
712 00:31:27,385 00:31:28,755 The Wesley girls. The Wesley girls.
713 00:31:29,262 00:31:31,182 Always nice to see people out in the wild. Always nice to see people out in the wild.
714 00:31:32,891 00:31:34,181 Oh, I know. They're terrible. Oh, I know. They're terrible.
715 00:31:34,851 00:31:38,231 Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you. Oh, we're just joking because we knew it was you.
716 00:31:39,022 00:31:41,192 Yeah, we love cigarettes.  We talk about them all the time. Yeah, we love cigarettes.  We talk about them all the time.
717 00:31:41,274 00:31:42,824 No need to make me feel better, No need to make me feel better,
718 00:31:42,901 00:31:44,611 I know the dangers of my habit. I know the dangers of my habit.
719 00:31:44,694 00:31:46,454 What can I say? It's hard to stop. What can I say? It's hard to stop.
720 00:31:47,113 00:31:48,533 But The Bible tells us But The Bible tells us
721 00:31:48,615 00:31:52,075 if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up. if we humble ourselves before the Lord, He will lift us up.
722 00:31:52,535 00:31:53,365 Eventually. Eventually.
723 00:31:53,953 00:31:54,873 We'll pray for you. We'll pray for you.
724 00:31:54,996 00:31:56,496 Nah, save your prayers for those that need them. Nah, save your prayers for those that need them.
725 00:31:56,581 00:31:58,791 This is between me and my maker. This is between me and my maker.
726 00:31:59,125 00:32:00,245 See y'all Sunday. See y'all Sunday.
727 00:32:00,335 00:32:01,165 Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
728 00:32:05,423 00:32:06,263 Hi. Hi.
729 00:32:09,761 00:32:10,891 $25.39. $25.39.
730 00:32:18,895 00:32:19,845 Do I look stupid? Do I look stupid?
731 00:32:20,396 00:32:22,146 It's pretty hard to tell  just from looking. It's pretty hard to tell  just from looking.
732 00:32:22,231 00:32:23,521 These bills are fake. These bills are fake.
733 00:32:24,067 00:32:25,897 Don't bring this shit into my store. Don't bring this shit into my store.
734 00:32:26,527 00:32:27,357 Next. Next.
735 00:32:28,154 00:32:30,494 This was the change I got  from the old folks' home. This was the change I got  from the old folks' home.
736 00:32:30,573 00:32:31,453 [gasps] [gasps]
737 00:32:32,033 00:32:32,873 Kenneth. Kenneth.
738 00:32:33,493 00:32:37,543 Bowser, the change from the food stand  at the old folks home is fake. Bowser, the change from the food stand  at the old folks home is fake.
739 00:32:37,622 00:32:39,212 Kenneth Chu had to have been there. Kenneth Chu had to have been there.
740 00:32:39,290 00:32:40,170 No, no, wait a minute. No, no, wait a minute.
741 00:32:40,249 00:32:41,709 -We already checked. -But we have proof. -We already checked. -But we have proof.
742 00:32:41,793 00:32:43,463 There's counterfeit money in rotation. There's counterfeit money in rotation.
743 00:32:43,544 00:32:44,964 All right, maybe we missed something. All right, maybe we missed something.
744 00:32:45,672 00:32:47,512 You know what? Meet me out front at the home. You know what? Meet me out front at the home.
745 00:32:48,091 00:32:51,301 I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite. I'm gonna waterboard that Linda Chu lady with a super fizzy can of Sprite.
746 00:32:51,386 00:32:53,716 Blair, don't you pour no soda  on that old woman. Blair, don't you pour no soda  on that old woman.
747 00:32:53,805 00:32:55,555 -I got a better idea. -[Blair] Oh, what is it? -I got a better idea. -[Blair] Oh, what is it?
748 00:32:56,975 00:32:59,805 Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan. Aww. What is it? I want to know the plan.
749 00:33:00,853 00:33:01,813 We have to text Mom. We have to text Mom.
750 00:33:01,896 00:33:04,066 Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore. Yeah, tell her we're going to another drugstore.
751 00:33:04,148 00:33:06,728 -[tapping on cell phone] - We'll need a whole list of alibis. -[tapping on cell phone] - We'll need a whole list of alibis.
752 00:33:07,193 00:33:08,033 And aliases. And aliases.
753 00:33:08,653 00:33:10,953 -[cell phone bleeps] -"Black Heart." That'll be one of mine. -[cell phone bleeps] -"Black Heart." That'll be one of mine.
754 00:33:11,030 00:33:12,410 Bowser said no undercover stuff. Bowser said no undercover stuff.
755 00:33:12,824 00:33:15,414 Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people Well, Bowser is a grown man who can tell the truth to people
756 00:33:15,493 00:33:18,373 about why he's not home right now  with a new heating pad. about why he's not home right now  with a new heating pad.
757 00:33:19,080 00:33:20,920 We are going to have to  make up excuses sometimes. We are going to have to  make up excuses sometimes.
758 00:33:20,999 00:33:23,669 Don't you think we should tell someone what we're really doing, though? Don't you think we should tell someone what we're really doing, though?
759 00:33:23,751 00:33:24,591 Maybe Luke? Maybe Luke?
760 00:33:24,669 00:33:26,919 In case we end up missing  or in serious danger? In case we end up missing  or in serious danger?
761 00:33:27,005 00:33:28,335 No. No way. No. No way.
762 00:33:28,756 00:33:31,466 I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work. I mean, we obviously have a gift for this line of work.
763 00:33:31,926 00:33:32,966 Bowser gets it, Bowser gets it,
764 00:33:33,052 00:33:34,432 but we can't expect other people to. but we can't expect other people to.
765 00:33:35,388 00:33:36,888 This has to remain top secret. This has to remain top secret.
766 00:33:36,973 00:33:39,233 You're right.  It's like we've been recruited. You're right.  It's like we've been recruited.
767 00:33:39,642 00:33:41,272 The best of the best get recruited. The best of the best get recruited.
768 00:33:41,352 00:33:43,312 Like football players, the CIA. Like football players, the CIA.
769 00:33:43,855 00:33:46,225 -National Merit Scholars. -And models! -National Merit Scholars. -And models!
770 00:33:46,816 00:33:49,276 I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be. I do think this whole thing was kind of, like, meant to be.
771 00:33:49,861 00:33:52,821 I've never been so excited  about, like, work. I've never been so excited  about, like, work.
772 00:33:53,239 00:33:54,069 Working. Working.
773 00:33:54,157 00:33:55,367 It's kind of like we found our calling. It's kind of like we found our calling.
774 00:33:55,783 00:33:58,493 Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives till they're old, Most people don't know what they want to do with their lives till they're old,
775 00:33:58,578 00:33:59,658 like, twenty-five. like, twenty-five.
776 00:33:59,746 00:34:02,666 Yeah. What if we become  the best bounty hunters in Atlanta? Yeah. What if we become  the best bounty hunters in Atlanta?
777 00:34:02,749 00:34:03,879 Or the whole state? Or the whole state?
778 00:34:03,958 00:34:06,458 -Or the whole country? What's stopping us? -[chuckles] -Or the whole country? What's stopping us? -[chuckles]
779 00:34:07,336 00:34:08,706 I wish we could tell Mom and Dad. I wish we could tell Mom and Dad.
780 00:34:08,796 00:34:11,046 -They'd be so proud. -But we never will. -They'd be so proud. -But we never will.
781 00:34:11,716 00:34:13,886 This could all go away if people find out. This could all go away if people find out.
782 00:34:14,343 00:34:15,763 Yeah, okay, never telling. Yeah, okay, never telling.
783 00:34:15,845 00:34:16,715 Never telling. Never telling.
784 00:34:16,804 00:34:17,724 [both] Twin swear. [both] Twin swear.
785 00:34:18,222 00:34:19,522 [Sterling] You sure he's in here? [Sterling] You sure he's in here?
786 00:34:19,599 00:34:21,769 She said the Lincoln Wing  is where folks go to rot. She said the Lincoln Wing  is where folks go to rot.
787 00:34:21,851 00:34:23,061 This is where I'd hide. This is where I'd hide.
788 00:34:24,145 00:34:26,355 Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey. Uh-uh. What are doing? No. No. No. No. Hey.
789 00:34:26,647 00:34:27,607 Put that away. Put that away.
790 00:34:27,940 00:34:28,780 Okay. Okay.
791 00:34:28,858 00:34:30,778 You might have caught my attention  with your Annie Oakley antics, You might have caught my attention  with your Annie Oakley antics,
792 00:34:30,860 00:34:32,650 but guns are serious business. but guns are serious business.
793 00:34:32,904 00:34:35,034 Only as a last resort. Understood? Only as a last resort. Understood?
794 00:34:35,114 00:34:36,204 -Mm-mm. -Good. -Mm-mm. -Good.
795 00:34:36,741 00:34:39,831 All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need. All right. Sometimes an intimidating flash is all you need.
796 00:34:45,041 00:34:45,881 Hello? Hello?
797 00:34:47,460 00:34:48,630 He could be in any of these. He could be in any of these.
798 00:34:48,711 00:34:50,461 You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya? You wanted to kick down doors, didn't ya?
799 00:34:51,130 00:34:51,960 Yeah. Yeah.
800 00:34:53,216 00:34:54,336 [chuckles] [chuckles]
801 00:34:57,220 00:34:58,810 Let's rope that skip. Let's rope that skip.
802 00:35:01,516 00:35:02,346 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
803 00:35:02,433 00:35:03,813 ["Down With the Sickness" playing] ["Down With the Sickness" playing]
804 00:35:03,893 00:35:06,063 ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Get up Come on get down with the sickness ♪
805 00:35:06,145 00:35:06,975 [grunts] [grunts]
806 00:35:07,063 00:35:08,733 ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪
807 00:35:08,815 00:35:09,645 [grunts] [grunts]
808 00:35:09,732 00:35:11,532 ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Come on get down with the sickness ♪
809 00:35:11,609 00:35:12,489 [grunts] [grunts]
810 00:35:12,568 00:35:13,858 ♪ Get down with the sickness ♪ ♪ Get down with the sickness ♪
811 00:35:13,945 00:35:14,815 [grunts] [grunts]
812 00:35:16,155 00:35:18,195 -[Blair] Holy shit! -[Bowser] Get back! Get back! -[Blair] Holy shit! -[Bowser] Get back! Get back!
813 00:35:18,282 00:35:21,332 Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent. I've come to take you into-- Kenneth Chu, I'm a bail enforcement agent. I've come to take you into--
814 00:35:21,953 00:35:22,953 -[grunts] -[girls scream] -[grunts] -[girls scream]
815 00:35:25,498 00:35:27,328 -Get him! Get him! -[Sterling] Okay, wait! -Get him! Get him! -[Sterling] Okay, wait!
816 00:35:28,751 00:35:29,791 [Blair] Sterling, keep up! [Blair] Sterling, keep up!
817 00:35:31,754 00:35:32,884 [Linda] Tookie! [Linda] Tookie!
818 00:35:33,256 00:35:34,216 [screaming] [screaming]
819 00:35:34,298 00:35:35,128 Wait up! Wait up!
820 00:35:36,134 00:35:36,974 Get back here! Get back here!
821 00:35:38,719 00:35:40,929 [alarm blares] [alarm blares]
822 00:35:41,013 00:35:41,853 [Sterling] Slow down! [Sterling] Slow down!
823 00:35:43,558 00:35:45,098 -[grunts] -[grunts]
824 00:35:46,894 00:35:48,444 -Excuse me! Coming through. -I'm so sorry. -Excuse me! Coming through. -I'm so sorry.
825 00:35:48,521 00:35:50,111 -Actually-- -I love your scrubs! -Actually-- -I love your scrubs!
826 00:35:53,442 00:35:54,282 Get him, Bowser! Get him, Bowser!
827 00:35:54,360 00:35:55,240 [gasps] [gasps]
828 00:35:55,319 00:35:56,319 Stop! Stop!
829 00:35:57,488 00:35:58,318 [people gasp] [people gasp]
830 00:36:01,617 00:36:02,447 Turn over! Turn over!
831 00:36:02,827 00:36:04,157 -[grunts] -[people gasp] -[grunts] -[people gasp]
832 00:36:06,455 00:36:07,535 I've had a bad day. I've had a bad day.
833 00:36:09,041 00:36:10,751 -[grunts] -[people gasp] -[grunts] -[people gasp]
834 00:36:11,836 00:36:12,836 [chuckling] [chuckling]
835 00:36:13,421 00:36:14,801 Turn over, you little fuck. Turn over, you little fuck.
836 00:36:15,840 00:36:17,220 Try me now, motherfucker. Try me now, motherfucker.
837 00:36:18,551 00:36:21,431 So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!" So then, we chased him, and everybody was, like, "Aaah!"
838 00:36:21,512 00:36:24,642 and we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit. and we were all "Uggh!" and then she sealed off the exit.
839 00:36:24,724 00:36:26,144 I sealed off the exit. I sealed off the exit.
840 00:36:26,225 00:36:29,395 Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte? Nice. Now was that before or after you got attacked by that latte?
841 00:36:29,478 00:36:31,478 Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug Oh, hold on. It was a ceramic mug
842 00:36:31,564 00:36:33,944 -and it was sixteen ounces, all right? -Hmm. -and it was sixteen ounces, all right? -Hmm.
843 00:36:34,692 00:36:35,992 Good as new. Good as new.
844 00:36:36,194 00:36:38,114 All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet. All right, thank you, Nurse Ratchet.
845 00:36:38,613 00:36:40,283 Ah, can I buy you a sundae? Ah, can I buy you a sundae?
846 00:36:40,615 00:36:43,025 Tacaño. Don't you have any Cointreau? Tacaño. Don't you have any Cointreau?
847 00:36:43,117 00:36:45,867 [chuckles] I got some soju and some gummi bears. [chuckles] I got some soju and some gummi bears.
848 00:36:46,245 00:36:47,205 I can make that work. I can make that work.
849 00:36:47,288 00:36:49,578 All right then. I'll show you where it's at. All right then. I'll show you where it's at.
850 00:36:51,459 00:36:54,749 [sighs] Well, at least we can  pay Mom and Dad back now. [sighs] Well, at least we can  pay Mom and Dad back now.
851 00:36:55,213 00:36:57,593 And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad. And maybe that'll make them forget that we didn't get the heating pad.
852 00:36:58,216 00:36:59,086 Oh. Oh.
853 00:36:59,842 00:37:02,182 Are you still thinking about  Pastor Booth's cancer sticks? Are you still thinking about  Pastor Booth's cancer sticks?
854 00:37:02,261 00:37:03,101 Totally. Totally.
855 00:37:03,179 00:37:05,929 It's like we peeked behind the curtain  and the Wizard smokes. It's like we peeked behind the curtain  and the Wizard smokes.
856 00:37:06,015 00:37:06,965 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
857 00:37:07,058 00:37:10,598 Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way. Although, we shouldn't judge. It's easy for people to lose their way.
858 00:37:15,191 00:37:16,361 We gave him a pass. We gave him a pass.
859 00:37:17,610 00:37:18,900 If you put someone on a pedestal, If you put someone on a pedestal,
860 00:37:18,986 00:37:20,946 sometimes it's hard to see them  in a different light, sometimes it's hard to see them  in a different light,
861 00:37:21,030 00:37:22,780 even if they're doing something bad. even if they're doing something bad.
862 00:37:25,201 00:37:26,041 I don't get it. I don't get it.
863 00:37:26,118 00:37:27,328 I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship, I'm on a pedestal in Fellowship,
864 00:37:27,411 00:37:30,501 so maybe I can own my sins so maybe I can own my sins
865 00:37:30,581 00:37:32,711 and still keep my reputation intact. and still keep my reputation intact.
866 00:37:33,668 00:37:35,498 Wait, you're going to own your sins? Wait, you're going to own your sins?
867 00:37:36,545 00:37:37,545 Like, for real? Like, for real?
868 00:37:39,257 00:37:42,047 Uh... I'm not sure about this. Uh... I'm not sure about this.
869 00:37:42,468 00:37:44,258 We can never be sure of anything. We can never be sure of anything.
870 00:37:44,345 00:37:46,215 But God never gives us  more than we can handle. But God never gives us  more than we can handle.
871 00:37:47,139 00:37:50,139 Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye? Remember that golf tournament when you got lemon juice in your eye?
872 00:37:50,810 00:37:51,810 Nature's hot sauce. Nature's hot sauce.
873 00:37:52,186 00:37:54,936 -It was the hardest win of my life. -But it was a win, -It was the hardest win of my life. -But it was a win,
874 00:37:55,022 00:37:58,072 and you looked very cute holding that trophy. and you looked very cute holding that trophy.
875 00:37:58,901 00:38:00,781 You're right. I did look cute. You're right. I did look cute.
876 00:38:00,861 00:38:03,911 God was taking care of you that day  in his own way. God was taking care of you that day  in his own way.
877 00:38:06,242 00:38:09,622 We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind. We can do this. Just talk fast or I'll change my mind.
878 00:38:11,038 00:38:13,668 I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately, I know there's been a lot of gossip around here lately,
879 00:38:13,749 00:38:16,089 so I'd like to set the record straight. so I'd like to set the record straight.
880 00:38:17,670 00:38:18,920 In fact, Ellen? In fact, Ellen?
881 00:38:19,005 00:38:19,915 [muffled] Mm-hm. [muffled] Mm-hm.
882 00:38:20,423 00:38:22,343 This is going to be  a little more teen-themed, This is going to be  a little more teen-themed,
883 00:38:22,425 00:38:24,215 so if you wouldn't mind leaving? so if you wouldn't mind leaving?
884 00:38:25,052 00:38:26,972 Really? Oh, yeah. Sure. Really? Oh, yeah. Sure.
885 00:38:27,054 00:38:29,144 Yeah, I could-- I gotta get my steps in, Yeah, I could-- I gotta get my steps in,
886 00:38:29,223 00:38:31,393 so I'll just step on out. so I'll just step on out.
887 00:38:32,143 00:38:33,193 Here if you need me. Here if you need me.
888 00:38:35,688 00:38:36,898 [door closes] [door closes]
889 00:38:37,982 00:38:40,692 The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex. The condom wrapper was mine. Luke and I are having sex.
890 00:38:51,454 00:38:53,214 [snickering] [snickering]
891 00:38:54,832 00:38:55,712 Come on. Come on.
892 00:38:58,627 00:39:00,877 [everyone laughs] [everyone laughs]
893 00:39:06,177 00:39:07,967 -What are you doing? -Confessing. -What are you doing? -Confessing.
894 00:39:08,054 00:39:09,394 You're not doing it right. You're not doing it right.
895 00:39:10,556 00:39:13,636 Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations... Yeah, again y'all, we're having sexual relations...
896 00:39:14,143 00:39:18,193 um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car... um, in the janitor's closet, in, uh, his car...
897 00:39:19,190 00:39:20,270 in this room, actually. in this room, actually.
898 00:39:20,358 00:39:23,858 - [chuckles] Right, Luke? -Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch. - [chuckles] Right, Luke? -Yeah, I wouldn't sit on that couch.
899 00:39:25,905 00:39:27,315 No! No! No! No! No! No!
900 00:39:27,406 00:39:28,866 She is telling the truth. She is telling the truth.
901 00:39:30,493 00:39:31,953 This is hers. This is hers.
902 00:39:35,748 00:39:36,748 It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
903 00:39:37,333 00:39:39,463 -It's disgusting. -Oh. -It's disgusting. -Oh.
904 00:39:39,543 00:39:40,753 So why do you have it? So why do you have it?
905 00:39:41,253 00:39:45,133 Because she dropped it  and I picked it up. Because she dropped it  and I picked it up.
906 00:39:45,216 00:39:48,176 And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth? And decided to put it in a little baggie, like baby teeth?
907 00:39:49,762 00:39:50,852 That is disgusting. That is disgusting.
908 00:39:52,056 00:39:53,516 -[boy] Yeah. -[April scoffs] -[boy] Yeah. -[April scoffs]
909 00:39:54,016 00:39:54,846 It's not mine. It's not mine.
910 00:39:56,602 00:39:58,652 Hannah B, tell them. Hannah B, tell them.
911 00:39:58,938 00:39:59,808 Um... Um...
912 00:40:00,523 00:40:01,943 It-- It isn't...? It-- It isn't...?
913 00:40:03,901 00:40:05,901 April, if it's yours, admit it. April, if it's yours, admit it.
914 00:40:05,986 00:40:07,196 Yeah, just tell us the truth. Yeah, just tell us the truth.
915 00:40:07,279 00:40:09,319 I don't understand why you carry it in your purse. I don't understand why you carry it in your purse.
916 00:40:09,407 00:40:11,367 -[girl] Tell us the truth.  -[boy] God knows anyway. -[girl] Tell us the truth.  -[boy] God knows anyway.
917 00:40:11,450 00:40:13,540 [overlapping chatter] [overlapping chatter]
918 00:40:14,745 00:40:15,995 [boy] It's disgusting. [boy] It's disgusting.
919 00:40:16,080 00:40:18,750 Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine. Stop. I'm not kidding. It really is mine.
920 00:40:21,419 00:40:22,499 God doesn't care. God doesn't care.
921 00:40:22,920 00:40:25,460 I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right? I'm a good person and that's all that matters, right?
922 00:40:37,685 00:40:38,885 This is what you wanted. This is what you wanted.
923 00:40:40,813 00:40:42,063 Congratulations, it's all yours. Congratulations, it's all yours.
924 00:40:43,023 00:40:44,073 Sterling. Sterling.
925 00:40:52,616 00:40:55,616 -You're actually getting your steps in. -Oh, sure am. -You're actually getting your steps in. -Oh, sure am.
926 00:40:55,703 00:40:57,793 And... 24,000. And... 24,000.
927 00:40:58,330 00:40:59,790 Time for a Fig Newton break. Time for a Fig Newton break.
928 00:41:00,207 00:41:01,707 How can I help you, Sterling? How can I help you, Sterling?
929 00:41:02,209 00:41:05,249 I need, or want, to step down  as Fellowship leader. I need, or want, to step down  as Fellowship leader.
930 00:41:05,337 00:41:07,297 What? How come? What? How come?
931 00:41:07,965 00:41:10,215 Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail? Did Ezequiel bully you about your ponytail?
932 00:41:10,468 00:41:12,638 Because I think it's at the perfect height. Because I think it's at the perfect height.
933 00:41:13,429 00:41:17,729 I've just got a lot on my plate right now with Debate and, um, and AP Chem. I've just got a lot on my plate right now with Debate and, um, and AP Chem.
934 00:41:18,267 00:41:21,437 And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel, And my mom and my dad just added dishes to my wedge in my chore wheel,
935 00:41:21,520 00:41:24,060 so I'm like-- I'm like totally swamped. so I'm like-- I'm like totally swamped.
936 00:41:24,148 00:41:25,978 I get it. Believe me. I get it. Believe me.
937 00:41:27,234 00:41:29,364 I was elected VP of my condo board I was elected VP of my condo board
938 00:41:29,445 00:41:31,695 and it's worn me down  to a tiny little nub. and it's worn me down  to a tiny little nub.
939 00:41:32,698 00:41:34,368 So you're not disappointed in me? So you're not disappointed in me?
940 00:41:34,617 00:41:35,617 No. No.
941 00:41:36,243 00:41:37,583 You're taking care of you. You're taking care of you.
942 00:41:38,078 00:41:39,328 I think that's admirable. I think that's admirable.
943 00:41:42,416 00:41:44,416 I'm still learning to hear my own voice. I'm still learning to hear my own voice.
944 00:41:45,628 00:41:48,418 I applaud your ability to know yourself, I applaud your ability to know yourself,
945 00:41:49,131 00:41:50,511 know your desires. know your desires.
946 00:41:51,842 00:41:52,972 My desires. My desires.
947 00:41:54,470 00:41:55,350 Yes. Yes.
948 00:41:55,429 00:41:57,679 ["Rainbow" plays] ["Rainbow" plays]
949 00:41:57,765 00:41:58,635 Thank you. Thank you.
950 00:42:01,560 00:42:04,150 ♪ When it rains it pours ♪ ♪ When it rains it pours ♪
951 00:42:04,772 00:42:07,982 ♪ But you didn't even notice ♪ ♪ But you didn't even notice ♪
952 00:42:08,526 00:42:11,066 ♪ It ain't raining anymore ♪ ♪ It ain't raining anymore ♪
953 00:42:11,862 00:42:15,242 ♪ It's hard to breathe when all you know is ♪ ♪ It's hard to breathe when all you know is ♪
954 00:42:15,991 00:42:19,661 ♪ The struggle of staying above ♪ ♪ The struggle of staying above ♪
955 00:42:19,745 00:42:23,075 ♪ The rising water line ♪ ♪ The rising water line ♪
956 00:42:24,792 00:42:27,962 ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪
957 00:42:28,712 00:42:31,972 ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪
958 00:42:32,049 00:42:37,349 ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪
959 00:42:39,265 00:42:42,305 ♪ You hold tight to your umbrella ♪ ♪ You hold tight to your umbrella ♪
960 00:42:42,893 00:42:46,693 ♪ Well, darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ ♪ Well, darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪
961 00:42:46,772 00:42:50,232 ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪
962 00:42:50,317 00:42:55,487 ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ ♪ Hanging over your head ♪
963 00:43:06,500 00:43:09,840 ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪ ♪ Well, the sky is finally opened ♪
964 00:43:10,421 00:43:13,511 ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪ ♪ The rain and wind stopped blowing ♪
965 00:43:14,133 00:43:19,933 ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪ ♪ But you're stuck out in the same old storm again ♪
966 00:43:21,473 00:43:24,483 ♪ Let go of your umbrella ♪ ♪ Let go of your umbrella ♪
967 00:43:25,019 00:43:28,729 ♪ 'Cause darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪ ♪ 'Cause darling, I'm just trying to tell ya ♪
968 00:43:28,814 00:43:32,284 ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪ ♪ That's there's always been a rainbow ♪
969 00:43:32,359 00:43:35,609 ♪ Hanging over your head ♪ ♪ Hanging over your head ♪
970 00:43:36,113 00:43:39,623 ♪ Yeah, there's always been a rainbow ♪ ♪ Yeah, there's always been a rainbow ♪
971 00:43:39,700 00:43:42,490 ♪ Hanging over ♪ ♪ Hanging over ♪
972 00:43:42,578 00:43:44,708 ♪ You're head ♪ ♪ You're head ♪
973 00:43:45,873 00:43:48,293 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
974 00:43:50,085 00:43:54,045 ♪ It'll all be all right ♪ ♪ It'll all be all right ♪