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1 00:00:06,006 00:00:08,676 [country western music playing] [country western music playing]
2 00:00:14,389 00:00:16,519 ["Closer" playing over country western music] ["Closer" playing over country western music]
3 00:00:17,726 00:00:20,686 ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪
4 00:00:23,023 00:00:25,483 ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ ♪ You get me closer to God ♪
5 00:00:25,567 00:00:27,857 [Strawberry Wine" playing] [Strawberry Wine" playing]
6 00:00:31,823 00:00:32,873 What... What...
7 00:00:32,949 00:00:34,369 What's that for? What's that for?
8 00:00:39,998 00:00:40,868 Uh... Uh...
9 00:00:41,332 00:00:43,792 Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um... Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um...
10 00:00:46,046 00:00:49,256 My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife, My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife,
11 00:00:50,008 00:00:53,468 and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband, and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband,
12 00:00:53,553 00:00:56,933 so even though I'm feeling very, um... so even though I'm feeling very, um...
13 00:00:57,515 00:00:58,345 Horny? Horny?
14 00:00:58,433 00:00:59,273 Tempted. Tempted.
15 00:00:59,350 00:01:02,150 Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um... Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um...
16 00:01:03,146 00:01:04,226 I think we should pray... I think we should pray...
17 00:01:04,981 00:01:05,861 for restraint. for restraint.
18 00:01:06,107 00:01:06,937 Okay? Okay?
19 00:01:07,025 00:01:07,855 All right. All right.
20 00:01:10,236 00:01:11,986 Dear Lord, please take away Dear Lord, please take away
21 00:01:12,072 00:01:13,822 Satan's wicked temptation. Satan's wicked temptation.
22 00:01:13,907 00:01:16,027 You are good and gracious, You are good and gracious,
23 00:01:16,117 00:01:18,657 and we strive to be good and gracious and we strive to be good and gracious
24 00:01:18,745 00:01:19,655 in the face of the-- in the face of the--
25 00:01:21,539 00:01:22,419 the devil. the devil.
26 00:01:22,916 00:01:23,996 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
27 00:01:25,210 00:01:30,170 John 3:16: "God so loved the world John 3:16: "God so loved the world
28 00:01:30,256 00:01:32,756 that He gave His one and only son that He gave His one and only son
29 00:01:32,842 00:01:36,682 that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish
30 00:01:37,222 00:01:38,432 but have eternal life." but have eternal life."
31 00:01:39,265 00:01:40,765 Wait... uh, what? Wait... uh, what?
32 00:01:41,392 00:01:44,232 Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life. Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life.
33 00:01:44,604 00:01:45,864 You believe in Jesus, don't you? You believe in Jesus, don't you?
34 00:01:45,939 00:01:46,769 Of course. Of course.
35 00:01:47,190 00:01:49,360 Well, then you shall have eternal life. Well, then you shall have eternal life.
36 00:01:49,442 00:01:50,652 Mm... Oh... Mm... Oh...
37 00:01:56,032 00:01:57,162 Wow. [chuckles] Wow. [chuckles]
38 00:01:57,242 00:01:59,202 "The Lord is my shepherd. "The Lord is my shepherd.
39 00:01:59,369 00:02:02,409 I shall not be in want." I shall not be in want."
40 00:02:02,539 00:02:04,169 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
41 00:02:04,249 00:02:05,579 "I shall not be in want." "I shall not be in want."
42 00:02:06,459 00:02:07,919 [condom wrapper tears] [condom wrapper tears]
43 00:02:08,002 00:02:11,382 Oh, man. I really love you. [chuckles] Oh, man. I really love you. [chuckles]
44 00:02:12,423 00:02:14,183 First Peter 4:8... First Peter 4:8...
45 00:02:14,259 00:02:15,139 Hm. Hm.
46 00:02:15,844 00:02:20,224 "And above all, love each other... deeply "And above all, love each other... deeply
47 00:02:20,849 00:02:23,059 because love covers... because love covers...
48 00:02:23,143 00:02:27,363 -[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..." -[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..."
49 00:02:28,314 00:02:29,984 [both groan ecstatically] [both groan ecstatically]
50 00:02:30,066 00:02:32,606 -["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan] -["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan]
51 00:02:35,697 00:02:36,987 [moans] [moans]
52 00:02:45,206 00:02:46,416 [giggles] [giggles]
53 00:02:54,507 00:02:55,467 What did you think? What did you think?
54 00:02:57,302 00:02:58,852 -I thought it was really dope. -Mm-hm. -I thought it was really dope. -Mm-hm.
55 00:02:58,928 00:03:02,428 Yeah, that was-- that was super dope. Yeah, that was-- that was super dope.
56 00:03:02,515 00:03:03,975 What was your favorite part? What was your favorite part?
57 00:03:06,269 00:03:07,229 I guess, the end? I guess, the end?
58 00:03:07,312 00:03:09,812 Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand? Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand?
59 00:03:10,356 00:03:11,816 That's a new move. Uh... That's a new move. Uh...
60 00:03:12,358 00:03:13,988 You experienced my world premiere. You experienced my world premiere.
61 00:03:15,111 00:03:18,201 [chuckles] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I... [chuckles] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I...
62 00:03:18,781 00:03:19,991 Oh, r... Oh, r...
63 00:03:20,491 00:03:22,411 -Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah. -Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah.
64 00:03:22,493 00:03:23,413 Um... Um...
65 00:03:24,621 00:03:28,081 Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand? Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand?
66 00:03:29,042 00:03:33,212 I mean, like... no... I mean, like... no...
67 00:03:33,296 00:03:37,046 but it's still, like, a lot cooler but it's still, like, a lot cooler
68 00:03:37,133 00:03:39,093 because you got tits... because you got tits...
69 00:03:39,177 00:03:41,137 -[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know? -[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know?
70 00:03:41,221 00:03:43,261 Thank you. That's so helpful. Thank you. That's so helpful.
71 00:03:43,348 00:03:45,728 -[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win? -[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win?
72 00:03:45,808 00:03:48,018 -I don't think you need to cheat-- -[boy] Okay. Let's see. -I don't think you need to cheat-- -[boy] Okay. Let's see.
73 00:03:48,102 00:03:49,022 [girl] Go ahead. [girl] Go ahead.
74 00:03:49,103 00:03:51,443 -[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it. -[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it.
75 00:03:52,190 00:03:53,480 Oh. 'Sup, guys. Oh. 'Sup, guys.
76 00:03:53,566 00:03:54,526 -Hi. -Hi. -Hi. -Hi.
77 00:03:54,609 00:03:55,939 Nothing much. Nothing much.
78 00:03:56,027 00:03:57,527 -All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude. -All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude.
79 00:03:57,612 00:03:58,492 Have a good night. Have a good night.
80 00:03:59,822 00:04:00,662 Good night, guys. Good night, guys.
81 00:04:01,074 00:04:01,914 See ya. See ya.
82 00:04:01,991 00:04:03,411 -Bye, Luke. -Later, man. -Bye, Luke. -Later, man.
83 00:04:03,743 00:04:05,293 -[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat] -[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat]
84 00:04:06,579 00:04:07,999 I know this goes without saying, I know this goes without saying,
85 00:04:08,081 00:04:10,081 -but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts] -but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts]
86 00:04:11,000 00:04:14,300 Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this? Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this?
87 00:04:15,004 00:04:17,424 -We sinned against God. -[car engine starts] -We sinned against God. -[car engine starts]
88 00:04:17,507 00:04:21,257 But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins. But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins.
89 00:04:21,344 00:04:23,684 [car drives away] [car drives away]
90 00:04:23,763 00:04:24,853 I really do love you. I really do love you.
91 00:04:25,515 00:04:27,635 And I really, really love you... And I really, really love you...
92 00:04:29,269 00:04:31,019 -And your penis. -What? -And your penis. -What?
93 00:04:32,146 00:04:32,976 Sterling. Sterling.
94 00:04:39,737 00:04:41,237 [girl] I think I like Jennings. [girl] I think I like Jennings.
95 00:04:41,322 00:04:44,332 I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody, I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody,
96 00:04:44,409 00:04:46,119 but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy
97 00:04:46,202 00:04:48,372 -is definitely a record for me. -[pop music playing] -is definitely a record for me. -[pop music playing]
98 00:04:48,454 00:04:50,164 And I've been thinking, And I've been thinking,
99 00:04:51,249 00:04:54,129 maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it. maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it.
100 00:04:54,210 00:04:58,210 I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal. I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal.
101 00:04:58,298 00:04:59,298 I've done my research, I've done my research,
102 00:04:59,382 00:05:01,552 and it's probably going to hurt the first time, and it's probably going to hurt the first time,
103 00:05:01,634 00:05:05,104 but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil... but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil...
104 00:05:06,055 00:05:07,515 Nature's lube, you need to know that. Nature's lube, you need to know that.
105 00:05:08,474 00:05:09,524 ...it's gonna get awesome. ...it's gonna get awesome.
106 00:05:10,810 00:05:11,940 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
107 00:05:12,812 00:05:14,732 I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl. I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl.
108 00:05:21,112 00:05:23,362 Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary. Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary.
109 00:05:23,448 00:05:24,818 You have nothing to say? You have nothing to say?
110 00:05:24,907 00:05:26,197 Um... Um...
111 00:05:26,284 00:05:30,334 Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore, Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore,
112 00:05:30,413 00:05:33,713 seeing as... Luke and I just had sex. seeing as... Luke and I just had sex.
113 00:05:35,001 00:05:36,001 I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, what?
114 00:05:36,627 00:05:39,417 Luke and I... just had intercourse. Luke and I... just had intercourse.
115 00:05:39,505 00:05:40,545 -Intercourse? -Yeah. -Intercourse? -Yeah.
116 00:05:40,631 00:05:41,551 -You? -Yeah. -You? -Yeah.
117 00:05:41,632 00:05:42,472 -Sex? -Yeah! -Sex? -Yeah!
118 00:05:42,550 00:05:44,840 Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time? Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time?
119 00:05:44,927 00:05:46,217 -Sorry. -In your vagina? -Sorry. -In your vagina?
120 00:05:46,304 00:05:48,644 -[giggles] I know. -Yeah. Oh, my God. -[giggles] I know. -Yeah. Oh, my God.
121 00:05:48,723 00:05:49,773 -Are you sure? -Yeah. -Are you sure? -Yeah.
122 00:05:49,849 00:05:51,349 Okay, I... [giggles] you're-- Okay, I... [giggles] you're--
123 00:05:51,434 00:05:52,944 I guess you're the sluttier twin now. I guess you're the sluttier twin now.
124 00:05:53,019 00:05:55,099 -Oh, my God! Tell me everything-- -Blair! -Oh, my God! Tell me everything-- -Blair!
125 00:05:55,188 00:05:56,518 [both scream] [both scream]
126 00:05:59,901 00:06:01,651 -[gasping] -Jesus, mother of God! -[gasping] -Jesus, mother of God!
127 00:06:01,736 00:06:03,526 -God darn it! -[groans] -God darn it! -[groans]
128 00:06:06,366 00:06:08,156 -[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine. -[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine.
129 00:06:08,242 00:06:09,242 I say we split! I say we split!
130 00:06:09,327 00:06:10,747 A hit-and-run? Are you insane? A hit-and-run? Are you insane?
131 00:06:10,828 00:06:13,038 Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad-- Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad--
132 00:06:13,122 00:06:13,962 No! No! No! No! No! No!
133 00:06:14,040 00:06:16,960 Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck? Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck?
134 00:06:17,043 00:06:19,503 You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind. You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind.
135 00:06:19,587 00:06:20,547 Well, be careful. Well, be careful.
136 00:06:21,798 00:06:23,218 [grunts] [grunts]
137 00:06:23,299 00:06:24,429 Um, hi, asshole. Um, hi, asshole.
138 00:06:24,509 00:06:25,799 A girl? A girl?
139 00:06:25,885 00:06:27,595 [chuckles] [chuckles]
140 00:06:27,678 00:06:30,258 I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt. I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt.
141 00:06:30,848 00:06:32,388 Can't believe I even broke a sweat. Can't believe I even broke a sweat.
142 00:06:33,101 00:06:34,141 Back off, bitch. Back off, bitch.
143 00:06:34,644 00:06:35,734 Language, sir. Language, sir.
144 00:06:36,270 00:06:38,520 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
145 00:06:38,606 00:06:40,396 [chuckling] Okay. [chuckling] Okay.
146 00:06:41,150 00:06:44,320 All right, no need to get carried away, girls. All right, no need to get carried away, girls.
147 00:06:44,404 00:06:45,824 All right, I'll come. All right, I'll come.
148 00:06:46,280 00:06:50,080 Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right? Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right?
149 00:06:50,243 00:06:51,083 I just-- I just--
150 00:06:51,160 00:06:52,950 [grunts] [grunts]
151 00:06:53,496 00:06:55,326 I got some personal shit to take care of. I got some personal shit to take care of.
152 00:06:55,415 00:06:56,995 Getting fitted for Invisalign. Getting fitted for Invisalign.
153 00:06:57,083 00:06:58,883 Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car. Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car.
154 00:06:58,960 00:07:00,920 [car approaching] [car approaching]
155 00:07:10,388 00:07:11,428 Hold on a minute! Hold on a minute!
156 00:07:17,311 00:07:19,401 I've been tracking this broke-dick dog... I've been tracking this broke-dick dog...
157 00:07:20,273 00:07:21,483 for three days straight. for three days straight.
158 00:07:22,400 00:07:24,900 And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh? And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh?
159 00:07:25,445 00:07:26,945 Well, lucky for you... Well, lucky for you...
160 00:07:28,156 00:07:29,316 I keep it professional. I keep it professional.
161 00:07:29,407 00:07:30,577 Since you cornered him, Since you cornered him,
162 00:07:31,033 00:07:32,833 I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K. I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K.
163 00:07:34,954 00:07:37,044 -They think we're bounty hunters. -I caught on to that. -They think we're bounty hunters. -I caught on to that.
164 00:07:37,123 00:07:39,293 -And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. -Fast math! -And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. -Fast math!
165 00:07:39,375 00:07:42,205 Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever, Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever,
166 00:07:42,295 00:07:43,955 but we need that money to fix Dad's truck. but we need that money to fix Dad's truck.
167 00:07:44,046 00:07:45,416 Please! Pretty please! Play along! Please! Pretty please! Play along!
168 00:07:45,506 00:07:47,046 -Half. We should get half. -Wait, what? -Half. We should get half. -Wait, what?
169 00:07:47,133 00:07:48,933 Did half the work, should get half the money. Did half the work, should get half the money.
170 00:07:49,760 00:07:52,600 -Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. -Wait, are you wussing out? -Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. -Wait, are you wussing out?
171 00:07:52,680 00:07:54,140 No, I'm not a wuss. No, I'm not a wuss.
172 00:07:54,223 00:07:55,353 -Good, neither am I. -Good. -Good, neither am I. -Good.
173 00:07:55,433 00:07:56,313 -Good! Great! -Awesome! -Good! Great! -Awesome!
174 00:07:56,392 00:07:58,562 After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry. After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry.
175 00:07:58,644 00:08:00,154 Focus! And yes. Focus! And yes.
176 00:08:00,938 00:08:02,818 -Half. -Yes, we want half. -Half. -Yes, we want half.
177 00:08:05,401 00:08:06,241 Y'all are cute. Y'all are cute.
178 00:08:07,111 00:08:08,741 That your daddy's shotgun you got there? That your daddy's shotgun you got there?
179 00:08:09,739 00:08:11,569 -This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun] -This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun]
180 00:08:11,657 00:08:13,737 I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl, I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl,
181 00:08:13,826 00:08:16,116 I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better. I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better.
182 00:08:16,204 00:08:18,414 Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19. Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19.
183 00:08:19,290 00:08:20,330 It's so lightweight. It's so lightweight.
184 00:08:20,625 00:08:22,495 But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy! But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy!
185 00:08:22,585 00:08:23,415 Christmas! Christmas!
186 00:08:23,711 00:08:25,711 Y'all a piece of work, I give you that. Y'all a piece of work, I give you that.
187 00:08:27,048 00:08:28,588 But I don't give big cuts to folks But I don't give big cuts to folks
188 00:08:28,674 00:08:31,264 unless they've been bringin' the heat from the beginning, okay? unless they've been bringin' the heat from the beginning, okay?
189 00:08:31,344 00:08:33,474 And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while. And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while.
190 00:08:33,763 00:08:35,263 He's slicker than a can of oil. He's slicker than a can of oil.
191 00:08:35,932 00:08:38,482 Got more tricks in his bag than Felix the... Cat! Got more tricks in his bag than Felix the... Cat!
192 00:08:38,559 00:08:40,229 Damn it, don't you run from me. Damn it, don't you run from me.
193 00:08:40,311 00:08:41,521 Cayden! Cayden! Cayden! Cayden!
194 00:08:41,604 00:08:44,114 Goddamn it, I've been running my mouth like I'm on a talk show. Goddamn it, I've been running my mouth like I'm on a talk show.
195 00:08:44,190 00:08:45,270 Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
196 00:08:45,358 00:08:46,478 [laughs] [laughs]
197 00:08:46,567 00:08:48,107 -What are we doing? -Hell if I know. -What are we doing? -Hell if I know.
198 00:08:48,194 00:08:49,494 Are we, like, getting this dude? Are we, like, getting this dude?
199 00:08:49,570 00:08:50,400 I guess! I guess! I guess! I guess!
200 00:08:50,488 00:08:52,318 -So we are, yes? -Yeah! Hell yeah! -So we are, yes? -Yeah! Hell yeah!
201 00:08:53,032 00:08:54,992 Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker! Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker!
202 00:08:56,160 00:08:57,370 Freeze, Jethro. Freeze, Jethro.
203 00:09:02,083 00:09:03,673 Salads. I've got to eat more salads. Salads. I've got to eat more salads.
204 00:09:06,504 00:09:07,464 Oh. Ha! Oh. Ha!
205 00:09:07,547 00:09:08,587 [grunts] [grunts]
206 00:09:09,715 00:09:10,795 [girl screams] [girl screams]
207 00:09:10,883 00:09:11,723 [Cayden laughs] [Cayden laughs]
208 00:09:12,593 00:09:14,053 [grunts] [grunts]
209 00:09:16,556 00:09:18,426 [Sterling] I hope there's no ticks in this grass. [Sterling] I hope there's no ticks in this grass.
210 00:09:19,058 00:09:20,638 [girl] You! Stop, you! [girl] You! Stop, you!
211 00:09:21,227 00:09:22,347 [engine starts] [engine starts]
212 00:09:22,436 00:09:24,606 [screams] [screams]
213 00:09:27,692 00:09:28,572 What am I doing? What am I doing?
214 00:09:28,651 00:09:31,031 -I am not Vin Diesel. -[gunfire] -I am not Vin Diesel. -[gunfire]
215 00:09:34,282 00:09:36,122 [girl screams] I got you! [girl screams] I got you!
216 00:09:36,659 00:09:37,539 I got you! I got you!
217 00:09:37,618 00:09:38,578 Stop the car! Stop the car!
218 00:09:39,120 00:09:40,200 Damn it! Damn it!
219 00:09:40,454 00:09:41,294 Hey. Hey.
220 00:09:41,539 00:09:42,669 -I got him. -All right. -I got him. -All right.
221 00:09:42,748 00:09:44,458 Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy. Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy.
222 00:09:44,667 00:09:46,087 -Hey, you fixed my door. -Get out! -Hey, you fixed my door. -Get out!
223 00:09:48,004 00:09:48,844 Move! Move!
224 00:09:49,714 00:09:50,974 Show me your hands, fool. Show me your hands, fool.
225 00:09:51,048 00:09:52,258 [handcuffs clicking] [handcuffs clicking]
226 00:09:53,134 00:09:54,554 All right, new deal. All right, new deal.
227 00:09:55,136 00:09:56,796 Okay, so instead of half, Okay, so instead of half,
228 00:09:56,887 00:09:58,137 we're just gonna go ahead and-- we're just gonna go ahead and--
229 00:09:58,222 00:09:59,272 and take all the money, and take all the money,
230 00:09:59,348 00:10:03,308 since we--we got the... the perp. since we--we got the... the perp.
231 00:10:04,353 00:10:05,773 You know something? You're right. You know something? You're right.
232 00:10:05,855 00:10:06,935 You're absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
233 00:10:07,481 00:10:11,651 So, you two have fun wrangling this 280 pound sack of shit... So, you two have fun wrangling this 280 pound sack of shit...
234 00:10:11,861 00:10:13,991 -Two-forty. -Shut the hell up, Cayden! -Two-forty. -Shut the hell up, Cayden!
235 00:10:15,239 00:10:17,779 ...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck. ...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck.
236 00:10:18,743 00:10:19,583 Because I'm through. Because I'm through.
237 00:10:22,455 00:10:23,325 Um, yeah. Um, yeah.
238 00:10:23,414 00:10:25,884 Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half. Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half.
239 00:10:25,958 00:10:26,958 Yeah, we just decided. Yeah, we just decided.
240 00:10:27,585 00:10:28,625 [man chuckles] [man chuckles]
241 00:10:32,006 00:10:33,166 Who are you, anyway? Who are you, anyway?
242 00:10:33,382 00:10:35,052 -Blair, Sterling. -Sterling, Blair. -Blair, Sterling. -Sterling, Blair.
243 00:10:36,093 00:10:37,013 Wow. Wow.
244 00:10:37,762 00:10:39,312 Y'all track skips around here a lot? Y'all track skips around here a lot?
245 00:10:39,388 00:10:42,518 [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes-- [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes--
246 00:10:42,600 00:10:44,140 sometimes here and other times, there. sometimes here and other times, there.
247 00:10:44,310 00:10:45,140 What about you? What about you?
248 00:10:45,478 00:10:46,398 I'm new to Atlanta, I'm new to Atlanta,
249 00:10:46,479 00:10:48,729 but I've been bounty huntin' just shy of ten year. but I've been bounty huntin' just shy of ten year.
250 00:10:49,106 00:10:50,606 Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too. Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too.
251 00:10:51,400 00:10:52,230 That I gathered. That I gathered.
252 00:10:52,526 00:10:54,276 And also, she got laid today. And also, she got laid today.
253 00:10:56,155 00:10:57,275 Oh, nice. Oh, nice.
254 00:10:57,573 00:10:59,703 Like, full repetitive penetration. Like, full repetitive penetration.
255 00:11:00,409 00:11:01,239 Congratulations. Congratulations.
256 00:11:01,786 00:11:03,406 -[both] Eww. -Jesus. -[both] Eww. -Jesus.
257 00:11:03,829 00:11:05,669 But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her. But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her.
258 00:11:05,748 00:11:06,828 Oh, my God. Thank you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
259 00:11:08,584 00:11:09,674 Y'all are just weird. Y'all are just weird.
260 00:11:09,919 00:11:11,999 [theme music] [theme music]
261 00:11:12,713 00:11:14,723 [vocalizing] [vocalizing]
262 00:11:31,565 00:11:35,065 ♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪ ♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪
263 00:11:35,152 00:11:37,862 ♪ And wise ♪ ♪ And wise ♪
264 00:11:39,949 00:11:41,909 ♪ Hope for our time ♪ ♪ Hope for our time ♪
265 00:11:41,992 00:11:47,252 ♪ God of the sky ♪ ♪ God of the sky ♪
266 00:11:47,707 00:11:49,957 ♪ You are greater than me ♪ ♪ You are greater than me ♪
267 00:11:50,042 00:11:51,592 ♪ Greater than us ♪ ♪ Greater than us ♪
268 00:11:52,294 00:11:56,384 ♪ Wiser than the world's ♪ ♪ Wiser than the world's ♪
269 00:11:56,465 00:11:57,755 ♪ Strong-- ♪ ♪ Strong-- ♪
270 00:11:58,551 00:12:00,391 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
271 00:12:05,516 00:12:08,976 This summer, I was so blessed This summer, I was so blessed
272 00:12:09,061 00:12:12,401 that my amazing daddy that my amazing daddy
273 00:12:13,482 00:12:15,612 let me and my squad let me and my squad
274 00:12:15,693 00:12:20,323 use his helicopter to hop up to our lake house use his helicopter to hop up to our lake house
275 00:12:20,406 00:12:22,866 for a discipleship weekend. for a discipleship weekend.
276 00:12:22,950 00:12:25,370 We had such a productive time We had such a productive time
277 00:12:25,453 00:12:30,173 in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service. in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service.
278 00:12:30,249 00:12:35,299 We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil. We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil.
279 00:12:35,379 00:12:39,629 Sweaters filled with Christ's infinite love. Sweaters filled with Christ's infinite love.
280 00:12:42,303 00:12:43,353 [gasps] Oh. [gasps] Oh.
281 00:12:43,429 00:12:47,979 [chuckles] "Abril" means "April" in [spanish accent] Brazilian. [chuckles] "Abril" means "April" in [spanish accent] Brazilian.
282 00:12:48,058 00:12:51,648 Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay-- Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay--
283 00:12:51,729 00:12:55,609 My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños. My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños.
284 00:12:56,609 00:12:57,529 Hmm. Hmm.
285 00:12:57,610 00:12:59,280 That's a great slide show, April. That's a great slide show, April.
286 00:13:00,404 00:13:01,284 Yes, friends. Yes, friends.
287 00:13:01,363 00:13:03,243 Okay, but we do need to move on. Okay, but we do need to move on.
288 00:13:04,074 00:13:07,204 Listen, everybody, we had some excellent submissions Listen, everybody, we had some excellent submissions
289 00:13:07,286 00:13:09,206 for this year's Fellowship student leader. for this year's Fellowship student leader.
290 00:13:09,288 00:13:10,578 -But when-- -[April] Bee tee dubs, -But when-- -[April] Bee tee dubs,
291 00:13:10,664 00:13:12,334 if you all want to see more pictures if you all want to see more pictures
292 00:13:12,416 00:13:14,956 of me being a Christian leader, of me being a Christian leader,
293 00:13:15,044 00:13:16,254 check out my Instagram, check out my Instagram,
294 00:13:16,337 00:13:19,507 hashtag "April helps sick kids through Christ." hashtag "April helps sick kids through Christ."
295 00:13:19,715 00:13:22,005 Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that. Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that.
296 00:13:22,092 00:13:23,472 Okay, but like I was saying, guys, Okay, but like I was saying, guys,
297 00:13:23,552 00:13:25,932 we had a lot of great candidates, we had a lot of great candidates,
298 00:13:26,347 00:13:28,927 but this year, I choose the individual but this year, I choose the individual
299 00:13:29,099 00:13:34,479 who earnestly represents Jesus' path on this Earth, right? who earnestly represents Jesus' path on this Earth, right?
300 00:13:35,064 00:13:37,194 I mean, this young woman I mean, this young woman
301 00:13:37,525 00:13:40,855 makes Christ proud every single day. makes Christ proud every single day.
302 00:13:41,195 00:13:43,315 So when you guys are struggling, right? So when you guys are struggling, right?
303 00:13:43,405 00:13:46,775 And you're struggling on your path with the Lord, And you're struggling on your path with the Lord,
304 00:13:46,867 00:13:50,037 I want you to look to her for guidance, okay? I want you to look to her for guidance, okay?
305 00:13:50,579 00:13:54,579 This year's Fellowship student leader is... This year's Fellowship student leader is...
306 00:13:54,667 00:13:56,087 Sterling Wesley! Sterling Wesley!
307 00:13:56,168 00:13:58,298 [applause] [applause]
308 00:13:58,379 00:13:59,339 Yes! Yes!
309 00:13:59,421 00:14:00,301 Recount! Recount!
310 00:14:07,137 00:14:08,387 [student] Whoo whoo! [student] Whoo whoo!
311 00:14:10,766 00:14:11,676 Um... Um...
312 00:14:11,767 00:14:12,937 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
313 00:14:13,018 00:14:14,268 I wasn't expecting this. I wasn't expecting this.
314 00:14:14,353 00:14:16,023 What an honor. Um... What an honor. Um...
315 00:14:16,105 00:14:20,435 I'm really looking forward to this responsibility I'm really looking forward to this responsibility
316 00:14:20,526 00:14:24,606 of helping guide you guys on your faith journeys. of helping guide you guys on your faith journeys.
317 00:14:27,074 00:14:28,204 Oh, um... Oh, um...
318 00:14:28,284 00:14:29,164 I... I...
319 00:14:29,743 00:14:33,503 Uh, lately, I've been feeling God's presence in my life Uh, lately, I've been feeling God's presence in my life
320 00:14:33,581 00:14:35,461 more so than ever before, more so than ever before,
321 00:14:35,541 00:14:39,041 and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me. and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me.
322 00:14:41,088 00:14:42,718 But not like inside me, But not like inside me,
323 00:14:42,798 00:14:44,838 like, um, like not like "inside" inside me, like, um, like not like "inside" inside me,
324 00:14:44,925 00:14:46,925 like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right? like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right?
325 00:14:47,011 00:14:47,971 Like-- Um-- Like-- Um--
326 00:14:48,053 00:14:49,053 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
327 00:14:49,138 00:14:50,558 Sterling Wesley! Sterling Wesley!
328 00:14:52,975 00:14:55,095 [woman] It was a great meeting, everybody. [woman] It was a great meeting, everybody.
329 00:14:56,020 00:14:56,940 Oh, I love you. Oh, I love you.
330 00:14:57,021 00:14:57,861 Okay. Okay.
331 00:15:00,024 00:15:00,904 Wow. Wow.
332 00:15:00,983 00:15:02,533 -I know. -[chuckles] That's crazy. -I know. -[chuckles] That's crazy.
333 00:15:02,610 00:15:04,150 Congratulations, I'm so proud of you. Congratulations, I'm so proud of you.
334 00:15:04,236 00:15:05,696 Oh. Thanks. Oh. Thanks.
335 00:15:05,779 00:15:06,859 Thanks. Um... Thanks. Um...
336 00:15:06,947 00:15:08,867 -Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly] -Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly]
337 00:15:09,533 00:15:10,953 Uh... I'll see you-- Uh... I'll see you--
338 00:15:11,994 00:15:13,124 I'll see you at lunch. I'll see you at lunch.
339 00:15:13,495 00:15:14,905 -Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya. -Okay. -Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya. -Okay.
340 00:15:15,581 00:15:17,501 [people chattering] [people chattering]
341 00:15:18,208 00:15:20,458 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
342 00:15:20,544 00:15:23,174 -Sterling, congratulations! -[chuckles] -Sterling, congratulations! -[chuckles]
343 00:15:23,255 00:15:25,795 Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year. Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year.
344 00:15:25,883 00:15:27,803 We are going to have so much fun! We are going to have so much fun!
345 00:15:27,885 00:15:31,505 And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh? And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh?
346 00:15:31,597 00:15:32,767 Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor. Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor.
347 00:15:32,848 00:15:33,848 Oh, I know it is. Oh, I know it is.
348 00:15:33,933 00:15:36,023 Okay. Well, we got the lock-in coming up. Okay. Well, we got the lock-in coming up.
349 00:15:36,435 00:15:38,095 So, I'll need your full attention on that. So, I'll need your full attention on that.
350 00:15:38,187 00:15:40,267 And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon
351 00:15:40,356 00:15:42,106 and discuss next week's devotional reading. and discuss next week's devotional reading.
352 00:15:42,191 00:15:43,191 -Okay. -It's always good -Okay. -It's always good
353 00:15:43,275 00:15:45,065 to start the year off with abstinence. to start the year off with abstinence.
354 00:15:45,152 00:15:46,112 [stammers] [stammers]
355 00:15:46,195 00:15:48,565 Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right? Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right?
356 00:15:48,656 00:15:50,486 Ooh, call the police, Blair! Ooh, call the police, Blair!
357 00:15:50,950 00:15:52,240 Rocking boots! Rocking boots!
358 00:15:52,660 00:15:55,080 [laughs] You know, Jesus was a rebel too. [laughs] You know, Jesus was a rebel too.
359 00:15:55,162 00:15:59,962 Yeah. I heard that he saw Nine Inch Nails 20 times on the Downward Spiral tour. Yeah. I heard that he saw Nine Inch Nails 20 times on the Downward Spiral tour.
360 00:16:00,209 00:16:01,459 Wow. Wow.
361 00:16:01,543 00:16:02,383 [sighs] [sighs]
362 00:16:02,461 00:16:04,671 You have a great imagination, Blair. You have a great imagination, Blair.
363 00:16:05,089 00:16:06,089 It is beautiful. It is beautiful.
364 00:16:06,882 00:16:07,882 I love you girls. I love you girls.
365 00:16:08,133 00:16:09,433 Text me if you need me. Text me if you need me.
366 00:16:11,595 00:16:12,755 I can't be Fellowship leader. I can't be Fellowship leader.
367 00:16:12,846 00:16:15,466 What, why? It's, like, your whole thing. What, why? It's, like, your whole thing.
368 00:16:15,557 00:16:18,137 I can't lead a Christian Community if I've... you know? I can't lead a Christian Community if I've... you know?
369 00:16:18,227 00:16:20,347 Had sex with your long-term boyfriend? Had sex with your long-term boyfriend?
370 00:16:20,437 00:16:22,357 -Who cares? -Everyone cares. -Who cares? -Everyone cares.
371 00:16:22,982 00:16:25,442 But what I mean is, do you think you did anything wrong? But what I mean is, do you think you did anything wrong?
372 00:16:26,318 00:16:28,318 Not any more wrong than it was wrong Not any more wrong than it was wrong
373 00:16:28,404 00:16:30,364 that I lied about farting in the car this morning. that I lied about farting in the car this morning.
374 00:16:30,447 00:16:31,527 A sin's a sin. You know? A sin's a sin. You know?
375 00:16:31,615 00:16:34,235 If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so... If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so...
376 00:16:34,785 00:16:36,575 Right, so what's the issue? Right, so what's the issue?
377 00:16:37,746 00:16:38,746 I feel like a liar. I feel like a liar.
378 00:16:39,289 00:16:40,999 If Ellen knew I was sexually active, If Ellen knew I was sexually active,
379 00:16:41,083 00:16:42,673 then forget student leader, then forget student leader,
380 00:16:42,751 00:16:44,631 she'd kick me out of Fellowship altogether. she'd kick me out of Fellowship altogether.
381 00:16:45,838 00:16:48,798 So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut? So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut?
382 00:16:49,675 00:16:51,505 -Yeah. -Hey, at least with Fellowship, -Yeah. -Hey, at least with Fellowship,
383 00:16:51,593 00:16:53,933 you have something impressive to put on your college apps. you have something impressive to put on your college apps.
384 00:16:55,681 00:16:56,811 Be a lying slut. Be a lying slut.
385 00:16:57,474 00:16:58,484 Okay. Okay.
386 00:17:19,204 00:17:22,464 Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling. Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling.
387 00:17:22,624 00:17:23,584 Thank you, April. Thank you, April.
388 00:17:23,792 00:17:25,592 I really thought it was going to be me, I really thought it was going to be me,
389 00:17:25,919 00:17:26,959 but I'm glad it wasn't but I'm glad it wasn't
390 00:17:27,046 00:17:29,126 because I'm going to be so busy this year because I'm going to be so busy this year
391 00:17:29,214 00:17:33,144 with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics, with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics,
392 00:17:33,218 00:17:36,098 Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance. Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance.
393 00:17:36,180 00:17:37,970 I think the straights are already aligned. I think the straights are already aligned.
394 00:17:38,098 00:17:38,968 Yo, B! Yo, B!
395 00:17:39,058 00:17:40,728 That's really good for you, April. That's really good for you, April.
396 00:17:40,809 00:17:43,309 -Yeah, it is. -[kissing loudly] -Yeah, it is. -[kissing loudly]
397 00:17:43,395 00:17:44,975 [Jennings and Sterling gasp] [Jennings and Sterling gasp]
398 00:17:45,064 00:17:46,234 -Sorry, Sterling. -Jeez. -Sorry, Sterling. -Jeez.
399 00:17:46,315 00:17:47,685 That is my bad, man. That is my bad, man.
400 00:17:47,775 00:17:49,645 [chuckles] She, like, totally forgives you. [chuckles] She, like, totally forgives you.
401 00:17:52,362 00:17:53,412 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks.
402 00:17:53,489 00:17:55,199 Yeah, you think I wouldn't help a fellow... Yeah, you think I wouldn't help a fellow...
403 00:17:57,409 00:17:58,369 Christian? Christian?
404 00:18:00,245 00:18:01,535 [Jennings] All right, well... [Jennings] All right, well...
405 00:18:01,622 00:18:02,962 -I gotta go to Gym. -[Blair moans] -I gotta go to Gym. -[Blair moans]
406 00:18:03,040 00:18:04,580 I will see you later. All right, dude? I will see you later. All right, dude?
407 00:18:04,666 00:18:06,626 -Okay, dude. -[Jennings chuckles] -Okay, dude. -[Jennings chuckles]
408 00:18:07,753 00:18:10,463 Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too. Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too.
409 00:18:13,050 00:18:14,430 She just took the condom wrapper. She just took the condom wrapper.
410 00:18:14,968 00:18:16,298 [April giggles] [April giggles]
411 00:18:16,386 00:18:17,846 How was your weekend? How was your weekend?
412 00:18:17,930 00:18:20,390 Did you hang out with Sterling and Luke at all? Did you hang out with Sterling and Luke at all?
413 00:18:21,850 00:18:23,940 Uh, why are you talking to me? [chuckles] Uh, why are you talking to me? [chuckles]
414 00:18:24,478 00:18:26,358 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
415 00:18:28,148 00:18:29,898 She's gonna tell the whole fricking school. She's gonna tell the whole fricking school.
416 00:18:30,317 00:18:31,817 She can't prove anything. She can't prove anything.
417 00:18:31,902 00:18:32,902 Does she have to? Does she have to?
418 00:18:33,320 00:18:36,280 People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty. People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty.
419 00:18:41,703 00:18:43,663 [rock music plays] [rock music plays]
420 00:18:48,210 00:18:49,920 [tires screech] [tires screech]
421 00:18:50,003 00:18:52,013 [country western music playing] [country western music playing]
422 00:18:52,089 00:18:53,379 Hello, girls. Hello, girls.
423 00:18:53,882 00:18:56,342 Chloe, baby. How's my girl? Chloe, baby. How's my girl?
424 00:18:56,426 00:18:58,006 Brownies, fresh out of the oven. Brownies, fresh out of the oven.
425 00:18:58,095 00:18:58,925 I call corners. I call corners.
426 00:18:59,012 00:19:01,062 [woman] Blair, I would stick to just one. [woman] Blair, I would stick to just one.
427 00:19:01,140 00:19:02,600 You know, sugar makes you break out You know, sugar makes you break out
428 00:19:02,683 00:19:04,143 and lacrosse season's coming up. and lacrosse season's coming up.
429 00:19:04,226 00:19:05,266 You want to look your best. You want to look your best.
430 00:19:05,352 00:19:06,482 Oh, great point, Mom. Oh, great point, Mom.
431 00:19:06,562 00:19:09,402 Good looks are vital to a successful career in sports. Good looks are vital to a successful career in sports.
432 00:19:09,481 00:19:11,321 Just ask Michael Phelps. Just ask Michael Phelps.
433 00:19:11,400 00:19:12,650 Michael Phelps is kind of cute. Michael Phelps is kind of cute.
434 00:19:12,734 00:19:13,654 Andre the Giant. Andre the Giant.
435 00:19:14,319 00:19:15,359 How was school? How was school?
436 00:19:15,445 00:19:16,315 -Lame. -Good. -Lame. -Good.
437 00:19:16,947 00:19:18,487 Sterling got Fellowship leader. Sterling got Fellowship leader.
438 00:19:18,949 00:19:20,489 [screams] [screams]
439 00:19:20,993 00:19:22,703 Baby, yes! Baby, yes!
440 00:19:23,412 00:19:25,872 [laughs hysterically] [laughs hysterically]
441 00:19:27,166 00:19:28,416 [man] What's all this hollerin'? [man] What's all this hollerin'?
442 00:19:28,500 00:19:31,090 -Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps] -Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps]
443 00:19:31,170 00:19:32,460 Way to go, princess! Way to go, princess!
444 00:19:32,546 00:19:34,296 I was Fellowship leader back in high school. I was Fellowship leader back in high school.
445 00:19:34,464 00:19:38,054 Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass? Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass?
446 00:19:38,135 00:19:40,135 -Language. Bad. -But-- -Language. Bad. -But--
447 00:19:40,470 00:19:42,350 That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do? That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do?
448 00:19:42,431 00:19:44,431 Did you give those attackers the old "Wesley check"? Did you give those attackers the old "Wesley check"?
449 00:19:44,516 00:19:46,846 -Yes, sir. You know it. -[man chuckles] -Yes, sir. You know it. -[man chuckles]
450 00:19:46,935 00:19:48,095 I'm so proud of my girls. I'm so proud of my girls.
451 00:19:48,604 00:19:49,814 Hey, I called the corners! Hey, I called the corners!
452 00:19:53,901 00:19:56,031 Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way. Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way.
453 00:19:57,196 00:19:59,866 Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money? Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money?
454 00:20:00,616 00:20:03,536 Is prostitution legal in the state of Georgia Is prostitution legal in the state of Georgia
455 00:20:03,619 00:20:05,249 if the prostitute is super into it? if the prostitute is super into it?
456 00:20:05,329 00:20:06,329 I'm serious. I'm serious.
457 00:20:06,413 00:20:08,083 Okay, we're going to pick up the 2,500, Okay, we're going to pick up the 2,500,
458 00:20:08,165 00:20:10,495 get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend, get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend,
459 00:20:10,584 00:20:12,134 and then never think about this again. and then never think about this again.
460 00:20:12,211 00:20:14,381 But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it? But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it?
461 00:20:14,463 00:20:15,963 Can't you buy a whole new car for that? Can't you buy a whole new car for that?
462 00:20:18,717 00:20:19,887 We can't take the Volt. We can't take the Volt.
463 00:20:20,510 00:20:22,600 What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid? What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid?
464 00:20:22,679 00:20:24,599 Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta
465 00:20:24,681 00:20:26,641 to be waterfront property by the year 2030. to be waterfront property by the year 2030.
466 00:20:26,725 00:20:28,265 Oh, come on, let's just take the truck. Oh, come on, let's just take the truck.
467 00:20:28,352 00:20:30,942 I'd rather Dad notice that it's gone than notice it's-- I'd rather Dad notice that it's gone than notice it's--
468 00:20:31,271 00:20:32,941 -Completely F'ed? -Exactly. -Completely F'ed? -Exactly.
469 00:20:33,023 00:20:35,033 Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go! Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go!
470 00:20:36,652 00:20:39,572 You know, you're technically three minutes older than me. You know, you're technically three minutes older than me.
471 00:20:40,697 00:20:41,527 And I'm not a hippie! And I'm not a hippie!
472 00:20:41,949 00:20:44,909 [tires screech] [tires screech]
473 00:20:48,830 00:20:49,750 Ew. Ew.
474 00:20:50,749 00:20:51,999 [groans] [groans]
475 00:20:52,084 00:20:53,044 Here they come. Here they come.
476 00:21:00,175 00:21:02,585 Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please? Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please?
477 00:21:02,678 00:21:03,888 Aye-aye, Cap'n. Aye-aye, Cap'n.
478 00:21:04,596 00:21:05,886 Okay, we're not on a ship. Okay, we're not on a ship.
479 00:21:05,973 00:21:08,143 Just let her be happy, Bowser. Just let her be happy, Bowser.
480 00:21:08,225 00:21:09,135 Just let her be happy. Just let her be happy.
481 00:21:09,268 00:21:11,558 Is this your "job" job? I thought you were a bounty-hunter. Is this your "job" job? I thought you were a bounty-hunter.
482 00:21:11,645 00:21:13,475 Can I have a vanilla with extra gummy bears? Can I have a vanilla with extra gummy bears?
483 00:21:13,563 00:21:16,653 Wait. You. Don't knock my side-hustle, kid. Wait. You. Don't knock my side-hustle, kid.
484 00:21:16,942 00:21:18,362 Trust me. You never know. Trust me. You never know.
485 00:21:18,443 00:21:20,533 And yes, you can have extra gummy bears, And yes, you can have extra gummy bears,
486 00:21:20,612 00:21:21,822 that'll be an extra 75 cents. that'll be an extra 75 cents.
487 00:21:21,905 00:21:23,025 Do you sing if I tip? Do you sing if I tip?
488 00:21:23,115 00:21:24,615 No, I will not sing. No, I will not sing.
489 00:21:25,742 00:21:26,912 [Blair] You're no fun. [Blair] You're no fun.
490 00:21:29,579 00:21:31,329 -What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on? -What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on?
491 00:21:32,207 00:21:33,037 Come on. Come on.
492 00:21:39,506 00:21:42,216 You, uh... got the cash? You, uh... got the cash?
493 00:21:42,426 00:21:43,256 Yup. Yup.
494 00:21:46,513 00:21:48,063 Turn around, please. Turn around, please.
495 00:21:48,348 00:21:49,268 Thank you. Thank you.
496 00:21:50,475 00:21:51,345 All right. All right.
497 00:21:57,983 00:21:59,363 -[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit. -[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit.
498 00:22:01,945 00:22:03,025 Yeah. Go for Bowser. Yeah. Go for Bowser.
499 00:22:03,947 00:22:05,987 No. No. No. No. Yolanda. No. No. No. No. Yolanda.
500 00:22:06,241 00:22:07,951 Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance. Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance.
501 00:22:08,368 00:22:09,288 I'll find him. I'll find him.
502 00:22:11,330 00:22:12,250 I know. I know.
503 00:22:12,622 00:22:14,332 The Men's Parlor. I know. The Men's Parlor. I know.
504 00:22:15,042 00:22:16,132 Because I'll find-- Because I'll find--
505 00:22:16,501 00:22:18,301 You heard what I said, didn't you? You heard what I said, didn't you?
506 00:22:18,378 00:22:19,338 [whispering] Shit. [whispering] Shit.
507 00:22:20,380 00:22:21,800 Hey. Put that back. Hey. Put that back.
508 00:22:21,882 00:22:23,132 What are you doing? Here you go. What are you doing? Here you go.
509 00:22:24,718 00:22:27,098 Count it, Sterling. [clears throat] Count it, Sterling. [clears throat]
510 00:22:28,096 00:22:29,596 Yep, 2,500. Yep, 2,500.
511 00:22:29,681 00:22:31,561 -That's great. Thank you. It's good. -All right. -That's great. Thank you. It's good. -All right.
512 00:22:31,641 00:22:32,851 Good doing business with you. Good doing business with you.
513 00:22:32,934 00:22:33,944 [grunts] [grunts]
514 00:22:35,228 00:22:38,228 -As the old saying goes, "Bye." -Uh... -As the old saying goes, "Bye." -Uh...
515 00:22:39,524 00:22:40,534 Hey, Bowser. Hey, Bowser.
516 00:22:40,609 00:22:41,529 Yeah. Yeah.
517 00:22:41,610 00:22:42,650 Uh... Uh...
518 00:22:42,736 00:22:44,946 You look... manly. You look... manly.
519 00:22:45,447 00:22:46,947 Oily... Uh... Oily... Uh...
520 00:22:47,032 00:22:48,622 Vehicular-ly inclined. Vehicular-ly inclined.
521 00:22:48,700 00:22:51,750 Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us
522 00:22:51,828 00:22:53,458 to get that fixed? Roughly? to get that fixed? Roughly?
523 00:22:54,247 00:22:55,617 Oily, huh? Yeah. Oily, huh? Yeah.
524 00:22:56,333 00:23:00,213 Well, as a man who's crashed many cars, Well, as a man who's crashed many cars,
525 00:23:01,004 00:23:04,594 I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here. I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here.
526 00:23:06,468 00:23:07,298 Yeah. Yeah.
527 00:23:07,886 00:23:10,006 Um... Do you have any more jobs? Um... Do you have any more jobs?
528 00:23:10,097 00:23:11,767 Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs, Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs,
529 00:23:12,432 00:23:14,142 if I had more jobs-- Look... if I had more jobs-- Look...
530 00:23:15,227 00:23:17,057 I like you girls. I do. I like you girls. I do.
531 00:23:18,021 00:23:19,191 You're fast as hell. You're fast as hell.
532 00:23:19,272 00:23:21,402 You run like a deer. It was amazing. You run like a deer. It was amazing.
533 00:23:21,691 00:23:23,651 And you, you're a freakishly good shot. And you, you're a freakishly good shot.
534 00:23:24,152 00:23:25,152 But I've got rent to pay. But I've got rent to pay.
535 00:23:25,237 00:23:28,277 I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see? I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see?
536 00:23:28,365 00:23:30,405 Hey, we get it. Hey, we get it.
537 00:23:30,492 00:23:33,542 Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah? Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah?
538 00:23:34,079 00:23:35,369 So, what do you want to do now? So, what do you want to do now?
539 00:23:35,455 00:23:36,955 Go to the Men's Parlor? Go to the Men's Parlor?
540 00:23:37,040 00:23:40,590 That secret club of which we know the exact location? That secret club of which we know the exact location?
541 00:23:41,294 00:23:43,464 Hey, uh, what's the address over there? Hey, uh, what's the address over there?
542 00:23:43,547 00:23:45,127 The address alone won't get you very far. The address alone won't get you very far.
543 00:23:45,215 00:23:47,085 -And why is that? -You need us to get in it. -And why is that? -You need us to get in it.
544 00:23:47,175 00:23:48,635 It-- um-- It's in this country club It-- um-- It's in this country club
545 00:23:48,718 00:23:51,718 and they only cater to this specific clientele, it's-- and they only cater to this specific clientele, it's--
546 00:23:52,305 00:23:53,305 -White people. -Blair. -White people. -Blair.
547 00:23:53,390 00:23:54,270 What? It's true! What? It's true!
548 00:23:54,433 00:23:56,563 I don't think it's written in stone, but... I don't think it's written in stone, but...
549 00:23:57,477 00:23:59,227 actually, it--it might be. actually, it--it might be.
550 00:23:59,813 00:24:03,693 So, unfortunately these places have some outdated policies that don't-- So, unfortunately these places have some outdated policies that don't--
551 00:24:03,775 00:24:07,315 Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it. Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it.
552 00:24:07,571 00:24:08,451 They're racist. They're racist.
553 00:24:08,905 00:24:09,865 -Right. -Yes. -Right. -Yes.
554 00:24:09,948 00:24:13,328 Yeah, so you can have the address for, Yeah, so you can have the address for,
555 00:24:13,660 00:24:15,450 I don't know, say... a hundred, I don't know, say... a hundred,
556 00:24:16,329 00:24:20,499 or you could have personal whitey escorts or you could have personal whitey escorts
557 00:24:21,501 00:24:23,171 -for three thou-- -Five. -for three thou-- -Five.
558 00:24:23,253 00:24:25,213 Five thousand dollars. Five thousand dollars.
559 00:24:25,922 00:24:27,592 If you deliver me John Stevens, If you deliver me John Stevens,
560 00:24:28,300 00:24:29,630 y'all will get paid. y'all will get paid.
561 00:24:31,595 00:24:32,925 John Stevens, dude. John Stevens, dude.
562 00:24:33,013 00:24:35,643 It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses. It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses.
563 00:24:35,724 00:24:37,814 Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor? Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor?
564 00:24:38,185 00:24:40,845 April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island
565 00:24:40,937 00:24:43,017 that said I was developing nicely. that said I was developing nicely.
566 00:24:43,106 00:24:44,106 Oh, barf. Yes. Oh, barf. Yes.
567 00:24:44,191 00:24:46,321 I'd love to arrest him and watch April squirm. I'd love to arrest him and watch April squirm.
568 00:24:47,903 00:24:49,783 Are you wearing my Savage X Fenty bralette again? Are you wearing my Savage X Fenty bralette again?
569 00:24:49,863 00:24:52,033 I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs. I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs.
570 00:24:52,115 00:24:53,155 Now's not the time. Now's not the time.
571 00:24:53,909 00:24:56,449 Cool. We know John Stevens. Cool. We know John Stevens.
572 00:24:57,496 00:24:58,366 Say again. Say again.
573 00:24:58,455 00:25:00,535 Oh, yeah, we brought him in before. Oh, yeah, we brought him in before.
574 00:25:00,790 00:25:02,670 What did the old boy do this time? What did the old boy do this time?
575 00:25:04,878 00:25:06,378 Solicitation and battery. Solicitation and battery.
576 00:25:06,880 00:25:08,340 Real pillar of his community. Real pillar of his community.
577 00:25:08,673 00:25:10,133 Skipped bail last week, even. Skipped bail last week, even.
578 00:25:10,550 00:25:13,010 Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00. Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00.
579 00:25:13,094 00:25:15,764 My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman... My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman...
580 00:25:15,847 00:25:18,347 My bail bondsperson got a tip. My bail bondsperson got a tip.
581 00:25:19,267 00:25:20,097 Dope. Dope.
582 00:25:20,810 00:25:21,690 Let's ride. Let's ride.
583 00:25:23,104 00:25:25,524 -Dope. Let's ride. -Hey! My car. -Dope. Let's ride. -Hey! My car.
584 00:25:32,322 00:25:34,202 [tires screech] [tires screech]
585 00:25:39,037 00:25:40,617 Well, this is some Django shit. Well, this is some Django shit.
586 00:25:41,665 00:25:42,865 Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles. Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles.
587 00:25:42,958 00:25:43,878 Hey, Miss Wesley. Hey, Miss Wesley.
588 00:25:45,043 00:25:45,923 Miss Wesley. Miss Wesley.
589 00:25:47,128 00:25:48,258 Hey, Miles. Hey, Miles.
590 00:25:49,381 00:25:51,631 Oh, uh, you guys going to be parking today? Oh, uh, you guys going to be parking today?
591 00:25:51,716 00:25:52,966 No. He's just dropping us off. No. He's just dropping us off.
592 00:25:57,722 00:25:59,062 Park down by the service entrance, Park down by the service entrance,
593 00:25:59,140 00:26:01,060 download Fruit Ninja. download Fruit Ninja.
594 00:26:01,685 00:26:03,225 We'll be back with your guy. We'll be back with your guy.
595 00:26:04,104 00:26:05,864 What the hell is a "fruit ninja"? What the hell is a "fruit ninja"?
596 00:26:08,233 00:26:09,993 I'm really hoping you have a plan. I'm really hoping you have a plan.
597 00:26:10,068 00:26:15,238 Not so much a plan as like a general idea...ish...ment. Not so much a plan as like a general idea...ish...ment.
598 00:26:15,323 00:26:16,413 Care to enlighten me? Care to enlighten me?
599 00:26:16,491 00:26:17,491 Okay, how about... Okay, how about...
600 00:26:18,493 00:26:21,003 we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts. we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts.
601 00:26:21,454 00:26:24,964 And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink, And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink,
602 00:26:25,041 00:26:26,751 like James Bond and then we grab him-- like James Bond and then we grab him--
603 00:26:26,835 00:26:28,745 Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol? Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol?
604 00:26:28,837 00:26:29,747 You brought a pistol? You brought a pistol?
605 00:26:29,838 00:26:30,878 [woman] Hello, girls... [woman] Hello, girls...
606 00:26:30,964 00:26:33,594 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp.
607 00:26:33,675 00:26:34,505 Thank you. Thank you.
608 00:26:34,593 00:26:36,263 I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson. I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson.
609 00:26:36,344 00:26:38,434 It's like skin color, but prettier. It's like skin color, but prettier.
610 00:26:38,638 00:26:40,718 Y'all are too dang sweet. Y'all are too dang sweet.
611 00:26:40,807 00:26:42,807 Tell your mother and daddy we said hello. Tell your mother and daddy we said hello.
612 00:26:42,892 00:26:45,062 Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday morning bright and early. Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday morning bright and early.
613 00:26:45,145 00:26:46,225 Oh, you will. Oh, you will.
614 00:26:46,813 00:26:49,863 Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them. Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them.
615 00:26:49,941 00:26:52,071 I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed. I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed.
616 00:26:52,152 00:26:53,282 That's just common sense. That's just common sense.
617 00:26:53,361 00:26:54,401 Stranger danger. Stranger danger.
618 00:27:07,751 00:27:10,171 [scoffs] He's not here. It's past six o'clock-- [scoffs] He's not here. It's past six o'clock--
619 00:27:10,253 00:27:11,923 Hey. What are you two doing in here? Hey. What are you two doing in here?
620 00:27:12,339 00:27:13,549 Come on, get over here. Come on, get over here.
621 00:27:13,632 00:27:14,842 -[Blair scoffs] -[Miles] Quick. -[Blair scoffs] -[Miles] Quick.
622 00:27:19,262 00:27:20,472 Are you two crazy? Are you two crazy?
623 00:27:20,889 00:27:22,679 That's The "Men's" Parlour. That's The "Men's" Parlour.
624 00:27:23,391 00:27:24,481 Neither of you are mens. Neither of you are mens.
625 00:27:24,559 00:27:25,889 Uh... [scoffs] Uh... [scoffs]
626 00:27:25,977 00:27:27,597 Y-- Yeah, obviously. Y-- Yeah, obviously.
627 00:27:28,146 00:27:31,856 But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here. But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here.
628 00:27:32,150 00:27:34,570 So, we're here in protest. Okay? So, we're here in protest. Okay?
629 00:27:35,111 00:27:37,491 ♪ Show me what a Women's Parlour looks like ♪ ♪ Show me what a Women's Parlour looks like ♪
630 00:27:37,614 00:27:40,084 ♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪ ♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪
631 00:27:40,241 00:27:42,541 -♪ Show me what a Women's-- ♪ -[interrupting] -♪ Show me what a Women's-- ♪ -[interrupting]
632 00:27:42,619 00:27:44,949 Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens. Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens.
633 00:27:45,038 00:27:47,208 We heard he had a meeting. Know where we can find him? We heard he had a meeting. Know where we can find him?
634 00:27:47,290 00:27:49,500 If I told you, I would lose my job. If I told you, I would lose my job.
635 00:27:49,584 00:27:52,304 You know how weird this place is about secrets and traditions. You know how weird this place is about secrets and traditions.
636 00:27:57,467 00:27:58,297 Hey, Miles. Hey, Miles.
637 00:28:00,303 00:28:01,143 Hey. Hey.
638 00:28:01,221 00:28:03,221 Miles, we, uh... Miles, we, uh...
639 00:28:03,807 00:28:04,677 really... really...
640 00:28:07,185 00:28:09,515 need your help... need your help...
641 00:28:14,776 00:28:15,776 here. So... here. So...
642 00:28:16,236 00:28:17,066 Uh... Uh...
643 00:28:18,988 00:28:20,568 All right, he's in the humidor. All right, he's in the humidor.
644 00:28:20,657 00:28:22,827 It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet. It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet.
645 00:28:22,909 00:28:23,739 Great. Where is it? Great. Where is it?
646 00:28:24,744 00:28:26,754 -It's around that corner, but-- -Okay. Thanks, Miles. -It's around that corner, but-- -Okay. Thanks, Miles.
647 00:28:26,830 00:28:28,210 Okay, we'll see you later. Okay, we'll see you later.
648 00:28:34,379 00:28:37,009 Did you see that? I, like, totally seduced him. Did you see that? I, like, totally seduced him.
649 00:28:37,090 00:28:38,970 [whispering] Focus! I think it's this. [whispering] Focus! I think it's this.
650 00:28:39,050 00:28:39,880 Oh. Oh.
651 00:28:49,018 00:28:50,058 There's nothing here. There's nothing here.
652 00:28:50,145 00:28:51,015 Well... Well...
653 00:28:52,147 00:28:53,357 thanks for nothing, Miles. thanks for nothing, Miles.
654 00:28:54,023 00:28:55,363 What are y'all in the mood for? What are y'all in the mood for?
655 00:28:55,442 00:28:58,612 We got top shelf or... hell, we can all slum it with Beam. We got top shelf or... hell, we can all slum it with Beam.
656 00:28:58,695 00:28:59,735 [men chuckle] [men chuckle]
657 00:28:59,821 00:29:02,531 [man] Find that single barrel we like so much from Pigeon Forge. Mm. [man] Find that single barrel we like so much from Pigeon Forge. Mm.
658 00:29:02,615 00:29:05,195 Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all... Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all...
659 00:29:05,660 00:29:08,000 -that was Gerald. -[man] And now you're tellin' fibs. -that was Gerald. -[man] And now you're tellin' fibs.
660 00:29:08,079 00:29:10,749 [man 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming [man 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming
661 00:29:10,832 00:29:13,592 and John happened to be at the motel bar. and John happened to be at the motel bar.
662 00:29:14,544 00:29:16,554 [chuckles] Gerald asked him to take the fall. [chuckles] Gerald asked him to take the fall.
663 00:29:16,629 00:29:17,879 Gerald's got rage issues. Gerald's got rage issues.
664 00:29:17,964 00:29:21,184 Saying you're the one who beat up a whore is a damn big sacrifice. Saying you're the one who beat up a whore is a damn big sacrifice.
665 00:29:21,384 00:29:23,644 He's been my business partner for 18 years. He's been my business partner for 18 years.
666 00:29:23,720 00:29:24,970 Wife's in hospice care. Wife's in hospice care.
667 00:29:25,305 00:29:27,175 Ovarian cancer's got her any day now. Ovarian cancer's got her any day now.
668 00:29:27,974 00:29:30,444 I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes, I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes,
669 00:29:30,518 00:29:33,228 so when she passes, he'll confess. so when she passes, he'll confess.
670 00:29:33,938 00:29:35,978 And until then, I'm hidin' out. And until then, I'm hidin' out.
671 00:29:36,065 00:29:37,065 [chuckles] [chuckles]
672 00:29:37,150 00:29:38,940 [man 1] Dadgum, you're a good man, John. [man 1] Dadgum, you're a good man, John.
673 00:29:39,027 00:29:41,397 [man 2] A lot better than I'd have done, that's for damn sure. [man 2] A lot better than I'd have done, that's for damn sure.
674 00:29:41,488 00:29:42,358 [man 1] Yeah, we know. [man 1] Yeah, we know.
675 00:29:42,447 00:29:43,907 [man 2] Hey, I found it. There it is. [man 2] Hey, I found it. There it is.
676 00:29:43,990 00:29:45,240 -[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle] -[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle]
677 00:29:45,784 00:29:47,794 [John] Bring that on in. Mmm. [John] Bring that on in. Mmm.
678 00:29:47,869 00:29:48,749 It's looking good. It's looking good.
679 00:29:49,162 00:29:51,082 [breathing fast] [breathing fast]
680 00:29:52,165 00:29:52,995 Sterling! Sterling!
681 00:29:53,583 00:29:54,923 Holy shit. Holy shit.
682 00:29:55,293 00:29:57,753 Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner. Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner.
683 00:29:58,463 00:29:59,963 We can't bring him in. We can't bring him in.
684 00:30:00,048 00:30:01,588 Dude, we need the money. Dude, we need the money.
685 00:30:01,883 00:30:03,973 He didn't do it, it would be wrong. You know this! He didn't do it, it would be wrong. You know this!
686 00:30:04,052 00:30:05,092 -Ow! -[sighs] -Ow! -[sighs]
687 00:30:06,930 00:30:08,890 You can be very un-fun sometimes! You can be very un-fun sometimes!
688 00:30:11,726 00:30:12,596 Hm. Hm.
689 00:30:14,771 00:30:16,771 Get out of here! Oh, peach! [chuckles] Get out of here! Oh, peach! [chuckles]
690 00:30:17,357 00:30:18,727 I'm a fruit ninja. I'm a fruit ninja.
691 00:30:19,609 00:30:20,779 Hey, uh... Hey, uh...
692 00:30:22,153 00:30:23,073 He wasn't there. He wasn't there.
693 00:30:23,404 00:30:26,034 Goddamn it, I thought you said you knew what you were doin'. Goddamn it, I thought you said you knew what you were doin'.
694 00:30:26,115 00:30:28,785 We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing. We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing.
695 00:30:28,868 00:30:32,328 Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation. Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation.
696 00:30:32,413 00:30:33,583 [groans] [groans]
697 00:30:33,665 00:30:34,615 Shhhit. Shhhit.
698 00:30:34,707 00:30:36,037 [starts engine] [starts engine]
699 00:30:36,125 00:30:37,535 Misinformation. Misinformation.
700 00:30:37,627 00:30:39,297 [school bell rings] [school bell rings]
701 00:30:46,511 00:30:48,051 [moaning ecstatically] [moaning ecstatically]
702 00:30:48,930 00:30:49,970 Oh, that's awesome. Oh, that's awesome.
703 00:30:50,473 00:30:52,483 [both moan] [both moan]
704 00:30:54,561 00:30:55,601 That's... That's...
705 00:30:57,480 00:30:58,650 That's, that's it. That's, that's it.
706 00:31:03,945 00:31:05,195 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
707 00:31:05,280 00:31:06,280 That was amazing. That was amazing.
708 00:31:06,364 00:31:08,124 Mmm. I love you. Mmm. I love you.
709 00:31:08,199 00:31:09,119 I love you. I love you.
710 00:31:09,200 00:31:11,200 [people chattering] [people chattering]
711 00:31:18,293 00:31:20,003 -Oh. Hey, babe. -Hey. -Oh. Hey, babe. -Hey.
712 00:31:20,086 00:31:20,956 How was your day? How was your day?
713 00:31:21,045 00:31:22,755 It was really good. Did you have a good day? It was really good. Did you have a good day?
714 00:31:22,839 00:31:24,009 I had such a good day. I had such a good day.
715 00:31:24,090 00:31:25,760 -Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--? -Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--?
716 00:31:25,842 00:31:28,092 -Okay. -See ya. Uh, I go-- I got golf. -Okay. -See ya. Uh, I go-- I got golf.
717 00:31:29,429 00:31:30,509 You totally just boned. You totally just boned.
718 00:31:30,597 00:31:32,427 [sighs] We made love. [sighs] We made love.
719 00:31:33,182 00:31:34,602 You mean you boned, but slower? You mean you boned, but slower?
720 00:31:35,643 00:31:37,023 That must have been so intense. That must have been so intense.
721 00:31:37,103 00:31:38,353 It was kind of awesome. It was kind of awesome.
722 00:31:38,438 00:31:39,808 Oh, my God. When he's-- Oh, my God. When he's--
723 00:31:39,898 00:31:41,188 Hi, Sterling. Hi, Sterling.
724 00:31:41,274 00:31:42,694 -Hi, April. -Hi, Blair. -Hi, April. -Hi, Blair.
725 00:31:43,401 00:31:44,491 [whimpers] [whimpers]
726 00:31:44,569 00:31:45,489 If my-- If my--
727 00:31:45,570 00:31:47,070 If I didn't know my fate at this school If I didn't know my fate at this school
728 00:31:47,155 00:31:49,445 rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands, rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands,
729 00:31:49,532 00:31:51,242 I'd feel bad for April about her dad. I'd feel bad for April about her dad.
730 00:31:51,326 00:31:54,036 I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah. I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah.
731 00:31:55,288 00:31:58,208 If his business partner doesn't confess, does he have to go to jail for him? If his business partner doesn't confess, does he have to go to jail for him?
732 00:31:58,291 00:32:00,671 She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure. She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure.
733 00:32:01,711 00:32:02,921 [cell phone dings] [cell phone dings]
734 00:32:03,004 00:32:04,634 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
735 00:32:04,714 00:32:05,924 Check your phone. Shit! Check your phone. Shit!
736 00:32:06,925 00:32:07,965 [exhales deeply] [exhales deeply]
737 00:32:09,093 00:32:11,303 -[groans] -[cell phone bleeps] -[groans] -[cell phone bleeps]
738 00:32:14,098 00:32:16,388 You don't have to sign who it's from. You don't have to sign who it's from.
739 00:32:18,019 00:32:19,729 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
740 00:32:21,981 00:32:25,941 Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now. Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now.
741 00:32:26,027 00:32:27,897 -We trusted you girls-- -The Volt is so small. -We trusted you girls-- -The Volt is so small.
742 00:32:27,987 00:32:30,067 Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you--! Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you--!
743 00:32:30,156 00:32:31,526 You do not interrupt your mother. You do not interrupt your mother.
744 00:32:31,616 00:32:33,276 Took your father's truck without permission. Took your father's truck without permission.
745 00:32:33,368 00:32:34,368 You treated it like trash You treated it like trash
746 00:32:34,452 00:32:36,872 and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it. and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it.
747 00:32:37,580 00:32:39,790 You were dishonest and you were irresponsible. You were dishonest and you were irresponsible.
748 00:32:43,711 00:32:44,671 That's right. That's right.
749 00:32:47,006 00:32:47,836 [clears throat] [clears throat]
750 00:32:47,924 00:32:51,644 We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs. We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs.
751 00:32:52,428 00:32:55,468 That's right, you'll have to get jobs. That's right, you'll have to get jobs.
752 00:32:55,556 00:32:57,346 [man] And if you can't handle that, [man] And if you can't handle that,
753 00:32:57,433 00:32:59,943 then we will fix the truck with the money we spend then we will fix the truck with the money we spend
754 00:33:00,019 00:33:01,559 sending you to Willingham. sending you to Willingham.
755 00:33:01,646 00:33:02,646 Oh, that's good. Oh, that's good.
756 00:33:02,730 00:33:04,440 See if y'all can handle public school. See if y'all can handle public school.
757 00:33:04,524 00:33:06,444 [woman] Is that what y'all want? Public school? [woman] Is that what y'all want? Public school?
758 00:33:06,526 00:33:08,526 Where the principal wears blue jeans, Where the principal wears blue jeans,
759 00:33:08,611 00:33:10,111 and the classrooms are just and the classrooms are just
760 00:33:10,196 00:33:12,656 one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels.
761 00:33:12,949 00:33:13,909 -No, ma'am. -Maybe. -No, ma'am. -Maybe.
762 00:33:13,992 00:33:16,042 Young lady, don't you get smart with me. Young lady, don't you get smart with me.
763 00:33:19,288 00:33:20,708 Now, are we understood? Now, are we understood?
764 00:33:22,208 00:33:23,168 [both] Yes, ma'am. [both] Yes, ma'am.
765 00:33:23,251 00:33:25,041 [woman] Well, what are you waiting for? Go. [woman] Well, what are you waiting for? Go.
766 00:33:25,128 00:33:25,958 Go! Go!
767 00:33:28,214 00:33:29,884 -[sighs] I'm just... -Mm. -[sighs] I'm just... -Mm.
768 00:33:30,633 00:33:32,893 [sighs] If we leave right now, we can still make our court. [sighs] If we leave right now, we can still make our court.
769 00:33:32,969 00:33:33,799 Ooh. Ooh.
770 00:33:33,886 00:33:37,096 -[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good. -[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good.
771 00:33:38,391 00:33:40,021 -That's good. -[knocking] -That's good. -[knocking]
772 00:33:40,101 00:33:41,271 -Go away! -Hey. -Go away! -Hey.
773 00:33:41,352 00:33:42,192 Or come in. Or come in.
774 00:33:42,770 00:33:43,600 Hey. Hey.
775 00:33:46,858 00:33:48,068 Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
776 00:33:50,903 00:33:51,993 We need work, Bowser. We need work, Bowser.
777 00:33:52,113 00:33:53,993 And I need a big house with a white picket fence And I need a big house with a white picket fence
778 00:33:54,073 00:33:56,373 and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes. and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes.
779 00:33:56,451 00:33:57,911 -That's what I need. -We're serious. -That's what I need. -We're serious.
780 00:33:57,994 00:33:59,414 -Yeah. -Oh, I can tell. -Yeah. -Oh, I can tell.
781 00:33:59,495 00:34:01,035 Well, I gave you a chance Well, I gave you a chance
782 00:34:01,289 00:34:02,579 and you didn't catch the skip, and you didn't catch the skip,
783 00:34:02,915 00:34:04,535 so it doesn't sound promising to me. so it doesn't sound promising to me.
784 00:34:04,625 00:34:05,785 You can use us. You can use us.
785 00:34:05,877 00:34:07,707 We have a lot of power in the community. We have a lot of power in the community.
786 00:34:09,756 00:34:11,876 Like, the rich people community. Like, the rich people community.
787 00:34:11,966 00:34:13,336 [chuckling] Yeah, okay, then. [chuckling] Yeah, okay, then.
788 00:34:13,426 00:34:14,676 Find me John Stevens. Find me John Stevens.
789 00:34:16,554 00:34:19,934 You know, solicitation of a prostitute and battery, You know, solicitation of a prostitute and battery,
790 00:34:20,016 00:34:23,436 that just doesn't sound like John Stevens. Are you sure that the charges are right? that just doesn't sound like John Stevens. Are you sure that the charges are right?
791 00:34:23,519 00:34:25,859 I would hate to put him away if he didn't really do it. I would hate to put him away if he didn't really do it.
792 00:34:25,938 00:34:26,938 Hold it right there. Hold it right there.
793 00:34:27,273 00:34:29,943 A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty. A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty.
794 00:34:30,026 00:34:32,146 -Whether he did it-- -Or she... -Whether he did it-- -Or she...
795 00:34:34,530 00:34:38,370 Whether he or she did it is no concern of mine. Whether he or she did it is no concern of mine.
796 00:34:38,993 00:34:40,583 And if you're real bounty hunters, And if you're real bounty hunters,
797 00:34:40,870 00:34:42,330 it shouldn't be any of yours, either. it shouldn't be any of yours, either.
798 00:34:44,957 00:34:46,997 -He knows we're not bounty hunters. -Maybe he doesn't, -He knows we're not bounty hunters. -Maybe he doesn't,
799 00:34:47,085 00:34:48,125 so just chill. so just chill.
800 00:34:48,211 00:34:49,881 Okay. Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Yeah, I can do that.
801 00:34:49,962 00:34:52,472 Just soooo chill. Just soooo chill.
802 00:34:52,548 00:34:54,758 -Just super chill. -Chill. -Just super chill. -Chill.
803 00:34:54,842 00:34:55,892 So chill. So chill.
804 00:34:59,806 00:35:01,676 [sniffs] I know you're not really bounty hunters. [sniffs] I know you're not really bounty hunters.
805 00:35:01,766 00:35:02,806 -Aw, shit. -Aw, shoot. -Aw, shit. -Aw, shoot.
806 00:35:03,601 00:35:06,021 I mean, "Come again, dog?" I mean, "Come again, dog?"
807 00:35:06,896 00:35:08,056 I ran your plates, kid. I ran your plates, kid.
808 00:35:09,565 00:35:11,895 You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley
809 00:35:11,984 00:35:13,824 of 495 Albemarle Circle. of 495 Albemarle Circle.
810 00:35:14,529 00:35:16,779 Before that you were at 716 Margaret Mitchell. Before that you were at 716 Margaret Mitchell.
811 00:35:17,240 00:35:19,910 By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets. By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets.
812 00:35:20,201 00:35:23,291 You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week. You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week.
813 00:35:24,622 00:35:26,832 -Should I go on? -TikTok is an art. -Should I go on? -TikTok is an art.
814 00:35:26,916 00:35:28,416 How do you know all of that? How do you know all of that?
815 00:35:28,501 00:35:30,041 Because I'm good at my job, Because I'm good at my job,
816 00:35:30,753 00:35:32,883 which is why I was going to let you get away with this which is why I was going to let you get away with this
817 00:35:32,964 00:35:34,924 until you deliver me John Stevens. until you deliver me John Stevens.
818 00:35:35,299 00:35:36,719 He's a big payday, He's a big payday,
819 00:35:37,426 00:35:38,966 but obviously that's beyond your scope. but obviously that's beyond your scope.
820 00:35:39,053 00:35:41,683 But you said yourself we're good at this stuff. But you said yourself we're good at this stuff.
821 00:35:42,265 00:35:43,425 Did I really say that? Did I really say that?
822 00:35:44,183 00:35:45,433 -Yes. -I don't-- -Yes. -I don't--
823 00:35:45,518 00:35:48,938 Okay, but it just doesn't make sense for me, girls. Okay, but it just doesn't make sense for me, girls.
824 00:35:49,939 00:35:51,729 It'd be like I was babysitting. It'd be like I was babysitting.
825 00:35:51,816 00:35:53,776 [chuckles] And who wants to see me with a baby? [chuckles] And who wants to see me with a baby?
826 00:35:53,860 00:35:55,440 Do you understand? Hell, come on. Do you understand? Hell, come on.
827 00:35:55,945 00:35:58,315 Feel free to come by here any time to say hi. Feel free to come by here any time to say hi.
828 00:35:58,406 00:35:59,526 Because y'all crack me up. Because y'all crack me up.
829 00:35:59,615 00:36:00,865 [mocking chuckle] [mocking chuckle]
830 00:36:01,367 00:36:02,947 [clears throat] [clears throat]
831 00:36:03,828 00:36:05,908 Don't arrest John Stevens. We have inside information. Don't arrest John Stevens. We have inside information.
832 00:36:05,997 00:36:06,997 -He's innocent. -Yeah. -He's innocent. -Yeah.
833 00:36:08,541 00:36:09,881 Inside information, hm? Inside information, hm?
834 00:36:10,501 00:36:11,421 All right, let's see. All right, let's see.
835 00:36:12,336 00:36:13,376 Take a look at that. Take a look at that.
836 00:36:14,046 00:36:16,376 Security footage from the night of the arrest. Security footage from the night of the arrest.
837 00:36:17,216 00:36:19,006 [Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him. [Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him.
838 00:36:24,307 00:36:25,637 This is bonkerballs. This is bonkerballs.
839 00:36:25,725 00:36:28,635 Mr. Stevens did it, that little lying piece of shit. Mr. Stevens did it, that little lying piece of shit.
840 00:36:28,728 00:36:31,108 -He beat up that poor woman. -We should have known. -He beat up that poor woman. -We should have known.
841 00:36:31,189 00:36:33,689 He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars. He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars.
842 00:36:33,774 00:36:34,614 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
843 00:36:35,401 00:36:37,401 God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying. God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying.
844 00:36:37,486 00:36:38,396 Oh. Oh.
845 00:36:39,238 00:36:40,618 Okay, we need to find him. Okay, we need to find him.
846 00:36:40,698 00:36:42,738 Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour. Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour.
847 00:36:42,825 00:36:43,735 Good idea. Good idea.
848 00:36:47,914 00:36:48,874 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
849 00:36:51,959 00:36:53,129 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
850 00:36:53,211 00:36:54,211 He said he can't tell me. He said he can't tell me.
851 00:36:54,295 00:36:56,295 -Tell him you'll go on a date with him. -[groans] -Tell him you'll go on a date with him. -[groans]
852 00:36:59,467 00:37:00,467 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
853 00:37:03,137 00:37:04,007 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
854 00:37:04,096 00:37:05,096 He's not there. He's not there.
855 00:37:05,181 00:37:06,181 [cell phone bleeps] [cell phone bleeps]
856 00:37:06,265 00:37:07,095 Please! Please!
857 00:37:07,433 00:37:09,063 There's no way he's hiding out at home. There's no way he's hiding out at home.
858 00:37:09,143 00:37:11,403 How the hell are we gonna find out where he went? How the hell are we gonna find out where he went?
859 00:37:13,105 00:37:14,185 I might have an idea. I might have an idea.
860 00:37:20,112 00:37:22,032 You might have an idea or actually have an idea. You might have an idea or actually have an idea.
861 00:37:22,114 00:37:24,244 No, I have an idea. Let me have my cool, ominous moment. No, I have an idea. Let me have my cool, ominous moment.
862 00:37:24,325 00:37:25,155 Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry.
863 00:37:27,161 00:37:28,161 It's just not cool. It's just not cool.
864 00:37:28,621 00:37:29,581 [scoffs] [scoffs]
865 00:37:30,873 00:37:32,713 Hey, April, we need to talk to you. Hey, April, we need to talk to you.
866 00:37:32,792 00:37:35,132 The pressures of Fellowship too much already? The pressures of Fellowship too much already?
867 00:37:35,753 00:37:36,803 I wish I could help. I wish I could help.
868 00:37:37,046 00:37:38,376 Oh, bless your heart. Oh, bless your heart.
869 00:37:38,714 00:37:40,884 Uh, no, we met with your daddy this week, Uh, no, we met with your daddy this week,
870 00:37:40,967 00:37:44,387 and he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen. and he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen.
871 00:37:44,470 00:37:45,640 What a sweet man. What a sweet man.
872 00:37:45,721 00:37:47,891 Yeah, the problem is that funding is due tomorrow Yeah, the problem is that funding is due tomorrow
873 00:37:47,974 00:37:50,144 and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is? and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is?
874 00:37:50,226 00:37:51,726 You met with him earlier this week? You met with him earlier this week?
875 00:37:51,811 00:37:53,521 Yeah, Monday. Lovely office. Yeah, Monday. Lovely office.
876 00:37:53,604 00:37:54,864 Gorgeous interior design. Gorgeous interior design.
877 00:37:54,939 00:37:58,149 That's funny, because he took his helicopter to Hilton Head That's funny, because he took his helicopter to Hilton Head
878 00:37:58,234 00:38:00,114 for a golf retreat ten days ago. for a golf retreat ten days ago.
879 00:38:00,194 00:38:01,904 -Ooh. -Okay... what? -Ooh. -Okay... what?
880 00:38:02,738 00:38:03,658 I'll explain later. I'll explain later.
881 00:38:03,739 00:38:05,909 Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday? Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday?
882 00:38:05,992 00:38:07,992 I meant the Monday before that. I'm-- [chuckles] I meant the Monday before that. I'm-- [chuckles]
883 00:38:08,077 00:38:09,247 -It's been a long day... -Yeah. -It's been a long day... -Yeah.
884 00:38:09,328 00:38:11,828 ...and yeah, my brain's like melted into a puddle, and, yeah. ...and yeah, my brain's like melted into a puddle, and, yeah.
885 00:38:14,500 00:38:17,130 I don't know what you little tramps think you're up to, I don't know what you little tramps think you're up to,
886 00:38:17,670 00:38:18,880 but I know you're lying. but I know you're lying.
887 00:38:19,297 00:38:21,917 You do not want to mess with me, honey. You do not want to mess with me, honey.
888 00:38:22,717 00:38:25,547 Just need the money to continue to spread Christ's love. Just need the money to continue to spread Christ's love.
889 00:38:25,636 00:38:28,426 -No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family. -No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family.
890 00:38:31,475 00:38:32,555 Have a blessed night. Have a blessed night.
891 00:38:32,643 00:38:34,103 Oh, you too, sweetie. Oh, you too, sweetie.
892 00:38:34,854 00:38:37,274 Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room. Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room.
893 00:38:37,356 00:38:38,356 Hey, Sterl? Hey, Sterl?
894 00:38:40,526 00:38:43,896 I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew
895 00:38:43,988 00:38:48,198 that while I was home making care packages for homeless teens, that while I was home making care packages for homeless teens,
896 00:38:48,451 00:38:54,541 her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell
897 00:38:54,832 00:38:55,962 in the senior lot. in the senior lot.
898 00:38:56,042 00:38:57,042 Gosh. Gosh.
899 00:38:57,668 00:38:59,798 What would the whole school... say? What would the whole school... say?
900 00:39:04,717 00:39:05,547 Hoarder. Hoarder.
901 00:39:09,597 00:39:11,467 It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh? It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh?
902 00:39:12,099 00:39:13,849 Our little life of badassery? Our little life of badassery?
903 00:39:15,394 00:39:16,854 Just would have been nice if it ended Just would have been nice if it ended
904 00:39:16,937 00:39:19,107 after we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad. after we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad.
905 00:39:19,190 00:39:22,070 Maybe we can get jobs at that other Yogurtopia on Peachtree. Maybe we can get jobs at that other Yogurtopia on Peachtree.
906 00:39:22,151 00:39:24,111 Might not suck so hard if we get the same shift. Might not suck so hard if we get the same shift.
907 00:39:24,195 00:39:26,855 "Hashtag April helps sick kids through Christ." "Hashtag April helps sick kids through Christ."
908 00:39:26,947 00:39:27,777 What? What?
909 00:39:28,449 00:39:30,449 That's the hashtag of April's discipleship weekend. That's the hashtag of April's discipleship weekend.
910 00:39:30,534 00:39:32,834 Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house. Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house.
911 00:39:32,912 00:39:34,212 Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah.
912 00:39:35,122 00:39:36,922 I bet he is hiding out there. I bet he is hiding out there.
913 00:39:36,999 00:39:38,209 But how do we find the address? But how do we find the address?
914 00:39:38,292 00:39:40,462 Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then-- Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then--
915 00:39:41,128 00:39:42,668 [groans] Except she blocked me. [groans] Except she blocked me.
916 00:39:42,755 00:39:44,665 And her dad's account is private. And her dad's account is private.
917 00:39:46,926 00:39:47,926 Unless... Unless...
918 00:39:51,097 00:39:53,057 -[camera click sound] -Ooh. -[camera click sound] -Ooh.
919 00:39:53,140 00:39:54,230 Take one of me like this. Take one of me like this.
920 00:39:56,102 00:39:57,312 Sterling take-- Sterling. Sterling take-- Sterling.
921 00:40:00,064 00:40:02,114 Ster-- Sterling! What are you doing? Ster-- Sterling! What are you doing?
922 00:40:03,692 00:40:06,362 Fake account, sexy profile pics, Fake account, sexy profile pics,
923 00:40:06,445 00:40:08,775 send a follow request and... send a follow request and...
924 00:40:08,864 00:40:10,124 Oh. Oh.
925 00:40:11,450 00:40:12,370 And now we wait. And now we wait.
926 00:40:12,451 00:40:13,291 Yeah. Yeah.
927 00:40:14,412 00:40:15,372 Okay. Okay.
928 00:40:16,705 00:40:21,035 Top five... hottest guys at Willingham. Top five... hottest guys at Willingham.
929 00:40:21,460 00:40:23,420 Besides Luke and Jennings? Besides Luke and Jennings?
930 00:40:23,504 00:40:25,674 [scoffs] Yeah. Of-- Of course... [scoffs] Yeah. Of-- Of course...
931 00:40:25,756 00:40:26,966 -Um... -Okay. -Um... -Okay.
932 00:40:27,049 00:40:28,429 The first one's easy, obviously. The first one's easy, obviously.
933 00:40:28,551 00:40:30,011 -Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten. -Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten.
934 00:40:30,094 00:40:31,144 -What? No! -Eww. -What? No! -Eww.
935 00:40:31,595 00:40:34,385 Owen's, like, spooky hot. Owen's, like, spooky hot.
936 00:40:34,765 00:40:36,635 Chase is, like, boring and hot. Chase is, like, boring and hot.
937 00:40:36,725 00:40:38,435 I like his hair-swoopy thing I like his hair-swoopy thing
938 00:40:38,519 00:40:40,399 and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler. and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler.
939 00:40:40,980 00:40:41,810 [mock gagging] [mock gagging]
940 00:40:41,897 00:40:44,317 Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease. Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease.
941 00:40:44,400 00:40:46,110 Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love that.
942 00:40:46,193 00:40:47,573 -[cell phone chimes] -Hey. -[cell phone chimes] -Hey.
943 00:40:47,653 00:40:48,783 Oh, dang, that was fast. Oh, dang, that was fast.
944 00:40:48,863 00:40:50,743 [chuckles] Clearly a boob man. [chuckles] Clearly a boob man.
945 00:40:51,407 00:40:53,117 Okay, we have the address. Let's go! Okay, we have the address. Let's go!
946 00:40:53,200 00:40:54,290 Wait wait wait wait.... Wait wait wait wait....
947 00:40:54,368 00:40:55,488 What about Fellowship? What about Fellowship?
948 00:40:56,162 00:40:58,462 What about April ruining your Christian reputation? What about April ruining your Christian reputation?
949 00:40:58,539 00:41:00,249 He beat up a prostitute. He beat up a prostitute.
950 00:41:00,624 00:41:03,214 Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment? Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment?
951 00:41:04,170 00:41:06,380 That just wouldn't be the Christian thing to do. That just wouldn't be the Christian thing to do.
952 00:41:07,715 00:41:08,625 Okay! Okay!
953 00:41:08,966 00:41:10,256 Christ for the win! Christ for the win!
954 00:41:12,803 00:41:14,313 Badassery reinstated. Badassery reinstated.
955 00:41:18,392 00:41:20,982 [tires screech] [tires screech]
956 00:41:25,816 00:41:27,486 [tires screech] [tires screech]
957 00:41:34,116 00:41:34,946 It's coming up. It's coming up.
958 00:41:37,536 00:41:38,696 He's not in the den. He's not in the den.
959 00:41:38,787 00:41:39,707 Go. Go.
960 00:41:57,765 00:41:58,635 Dude... Dude...
961 00:41:58,974 00:41:59,814 Look. Look. Look. Look.
962 00:42:00,726 00:42:01,886 [Sterling] That must be him. [Sterling] That must be him.
963 00:42:02,353 00:42:04,193 We're straight-up detectives. We're straight-up detectives.
964 00:42:05,064 00:42:05,904 It's so baller. It's so baller.
965 00:42:05,981 00:42:06,901 I feel baller. I feel baller.
966 00:42:07,775 00:42:09,235 Adventure kind of makes me horny. Adventure kind of makes me horny.
967 00:42:09,318 00:42:10,688 Everything makes you horny. Everything makes you horny.
968 00:42:10,945 00:42:11,775 Come on. Come on.
969 00:42:14,698 00:42:16,488 -[Blair and Sterling grunt] -Dear Lord! -[Blair and Sterling grunt] -Dear Lord!
970 00:42:18,202 00:42:19,042 Sterling? Sterling?
971 00:42:19,411 00:42:21,121 I want to say, Jessica? I want to say, Jessica?
972 00:42:21,205 00:42:22,865 [chuckling] What are you ladies doing here? [chuckling] What are you ladies doing here?
973 00:42:22,957 00:42:24,877 You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun. You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun.
974 00:42:24,959 00:42:27,249 That's okay. We'll use ours. That's okay. We'll use ours.
975 00:42:27,336 00:42:28,296 [grunts] [grunts]
976 00:42:28,379 00:42:29,209 Prostitute beater! Prostitute beater!
977 00:42:31,507 00:42:32,677 The hell are you doing? The hell are you doing?
978 00:42:33,092 00:42:35,472 -I'll have you arrested. What the hell? -[gun cocks] -I'll have you arrested. What the hell? -[gun cocks]
979 00:42:35,553 00:42:37,643 Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite. Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite.
980 00:42:38,389 00:42:39,519 We're having you arrested. We're having you arrested.
981 00:42:39,598 00:42:40,978 -We'll have you arrested. -What? -We'll have you arrested. -What?
982 00:42:41,058 00:42:42,728 Remember when you thought it would be cool Remember when you thought it would be cool
983 00:42:42,810 00:42:45,150 to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up? to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up?
984 00:42:45,604 00:42:47,364 Turns out, not so cool. Turns out, not so cool.
985 00:42:47,439 00:42:49,399 -Yeah, not so cool. -You little cunts. -Yeah, not so cool. -You little cunts.
986 00:42:49,483 00:42:50,943 -[girls gasp] -"Little C-words?" -[girls gasp] -"Little C-words?"
987 00:42:51,360 00:42:53,610 Mr. Stevens, you crossed a line. That's nasty. Mr. Stevens, you crossed a line. That's nasty.
988 00:42:53,696 00:42:54,986 Guess what else is nasty? Guess what else is nasty?
989 00:42:55,864 00:42:57,324 I've peed in your pool. I've peed in your pool.
990 00:42:58,617 00:42:59,487 A bunch. A bunch.
991 00:42:59,577 00:43:01,657 How dare you? Get out of my way! How dare you? Get out of my way!
992 00:43:01,745 00:43:02,785 [grunts] [grunts]
993 00:43:02,871 00:43:04,081 Oh, nice move, goalie. Oh, nice move, goalie.
994 00:43:04,164 00:43:06,674 [Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check". [Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check".
995 00:43:06,750 00:43:09,420 By the way, my name is Blair, bitch. By the way, my name is Blair, bitch.
996 00:43:12,423 00:43:13,973 [rock music playing] [rock music playing]
997 00:43:14,049 00:43:15,379 -Can you "drink" me? -Yep. -Can you "drink" me? -Yep.
998 00:43:18,304 00:43:20,684 God, I'm still absolutely starving. God, I'm still absolutely starving.
999 00:43:20,764 00:43:22,604 -I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans] -I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans]
1000 00:43:22,683 00:43:23,773 Oh, y'all gonna be sorry. Oh, y'all gonna be sorry.
1001 00:43:23,851 00:43:25,101 Hey, Mr. Stevens? Hey, Mr. Stevens?
1002 00:43:25,561 00:43:27,061 Could you shut the fuck up? Could you shut the fuck up?
1003 00:43:29,732 00:43:31,942 ...and we asked about the help wanted poster. ...and we asked about the help wanted poster.
1004 00:43:32,318 00:43:33,988 And he, like, hired us on the spot. And he, like, hired us on the spot.
1005 00:43:34,069 00:43:36,449 Another great thing is the hours are flexible Another great thing is the hours are flexible
1006 00:43:36,530 00:43:37,740 and they're open late. and they're open late.
1007 00:43:37,823 00:43:40,283 So, instead of going to parties, you can go to work. So, instead of going to parties, you can go to work.
1008 00:43:40,367 00:43:41,657 [chuckling] [chuckling]
1009 00:43:41,744 00:43:42,624 That sounds fair. That sounds fair.
1010 00:43:43,829 00:43:45,659 So tell me, what's the pay? So tell me, what's the pay?
1011 00:43:45,748 00:43:47,498 -Oh. -Oh. I think it's like, um... -Oh. -Oh. I think it's like, um...
1012 00:43:47,916 00:43:49,036 like a hundred... like a hundred...
1013 00:43:49,126 00:43:50,246 Fifty? Fifty?
1014 00:43:50,336 00:43:51,956 A hundred fifty dollars an hour? A hundred fifty dollars an hour?
1015 00:43:52,254 00:43:54,214 -[Sterling] Oh, no-- -[Blair] Dollars? No. -[Sterling] Oh, no-- -[Blair] Dollars? No.
1016 00:43:54,298 00:43:55,628 -Like, dimes an hour. -Yeah. -Like, dimes an hour. -Yeah.
1017 00:43:55,716 00:43:56,716 Obviously. Obviously.
1018 00:43:57,259 00:43:58,839 -That's fifteen bucks an hour. -Yeah. -That's fifteen bucks an hour. -Yeah.
1019 00:43:58,927 00:44:00,847 [Blair] Right? Because when in, um-- [Blair] Right? Because when in, um--
1020 00:44:00,929 00:44:03,389 Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents. Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents.
1021 00:44:03,474 00:44:04,484 Ah. Ah.
1022 00:44:04,558 00:44:05,518 Hey. Hey.
1023 00:44:06,393 00:44:07,733 -Hi! -[Bowser] All right. -Hi! -[Bowser] All right.
1024 00:44:09,146 00:44:10,436 Yeah, all right. Yeah, all right.
1025 00:44:10,981 00:44:13,691 Gotta get this... [mumbling] Gotta get this... [mumbling]
1026 00:44:14,234 00:44:15,944 Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids... Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids...
1027 00:44:16,028 00:44:17,698 Uh, they're good. Uh, they're good.
1028 00:44:18,238 00:44:19,698 Uh, good job. Yeah. Uh, good job. Yeah.
1029 00:44:20,574 00:44:22,334 -They're all right. -[Bowser] Yes, all right. -They're all right. -[Bowser] Yes, all right.
1030 00:44:22,951 00:44:26,211 [chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home. [chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home.
1031 00:44:26,288 00:44:27,708 -Yeah. -Be safe. -Yeah. -Be safe.
1032 00:44:27,790 00:44:31,500 Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back? Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back?
1033 00:44:31,585 00:44:33,045 You know, being around all this food. You know, being around all this food.
1034 00:44:33,128 00:44:34,508 Yeah. Yes, Mama. Yeah. Yes, Mama.
1035 00:44:34,797 00:44:36,877 Okay. Oh, nice to meet you. Okay. Oh, nice to meet you.
1036 00:44:37,257 00:44:38,627 Uh... toodle-oo, then. Uh... toodle-oo, then.
1037 00:44:38,717 00:44:39,637 Take care, Miss Cathy. Take care, Miss Cathy.
1038 00:44:40,219 00:44:41,049 -Love you! -Bye! -Love you! -Bye!
1039 00:44:41,136 00:44:42,596 -[Debbie] Love y'all. -Drive safe. -[Debbie] Love y'all. -Drive safe.
1040 00:44:44,264 00:44:45,184 [Sterling sighs] [Sterling sighs]
1041 00:44:48,102 00:44:49,192 Sterling, who am I? Sterling, who am I?
1042 00:44:52,648 00:44:53,818 Well, hey, who am I? Well, hey, who am I?
1043 00:44:55,025 00:44:57,565 No, her hand's... Her hand's here. No, her hand's... Her hand's here.
1044 00:44:59,613 00:45:00,703 Ah, Jesus. Ah, Jesus.
1045 00:45:01,657 00:45:03,277 What's happening? Did y'all pay for that? What's happening? Did y'all pay for that?
1046 00:45:03,367 00:45:05,287 You can just take it out of our fifty percent. You can just take it out of our fifty percent.
1047 00:45:05,869 00:45:09,829 Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business, Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business,
1048 00:45:10,165 00:45:12,125 and I've been doing it much longer than you have, and I've been doing it much longer than you have,
1049 00:45:12,209 00:45:15,339 so that has earned me a certain level of status, see? so that has earned me a certain level of status, see?
1050 00:45:16,088 00:45:17,838 So I'll give you 2K So I'll give you 2K
1051 00:45:18,382 00:45:21,472 and the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap. and the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap.
1052 00:45:21,927 00:45:22,757 Um... Um...
1053 00:45:23,679 00:45:26,309 Well, what if we don't accept that? Well, what if we don't accept that?
1054 00:45:26,849 00:45:28,179 Oh, this is you playing hardball? Oh, this is you playing hardball?
1055 00:45:28,267 00:45:29,517 -Sure. -[chuckles] Okay. -Sure. -[chuckles] Okay.
1056 00:45:29,601 00:45:31,151 Seeing as how you're underage Seeing as how you're underage
1057 00:45:31,228 00:45:33,308 and can't secure a license to bounty hunt, and can't secure a license to bounty hunt,
1058 00:45:34,022 00:45:35,482 if you want to keep working with me, if you want to keep working with me,
1059 00:45:36,608 00:45:39,948 I don't think you have any options but to accept my terms. I don't think you have any options but to accept my terms.
1060 00:45:41,697 00:45:43,317 So, you want to keep working with us? So, you want to keep working with us?
1061 00:45:44,158 00:45:45,238 [snickers] [snickers]
1062 00:45:46,326 00:45:48,826 I suppose I could, uh, see your potential I suppose I could, uh, see your potential
1063 00:45:48,912 00:45:50,912 to broaden my access around these parts. to broaden my access around these parts.
1064 00:45:51,874 00:45:53,924 [knocking] [knocking]
1065 00:45:54,001 00:45:54,921 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
1066 00:45:55,002 00:45:57,002 [woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven. [woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven.
1067 00:45:58,338 00:46:00,168 -So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it. -So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it.
1068 00:46:01,008 00:46:02,298 Visors on, let's go. Visors on, let's go.
1069 00:46:02,384 00:46:04,344 [rock music] [rock music]
1070 00:46:04,428 00:46:05,298 Hey. Hey.
1071 00:46:08,807 00:46:09,637 Come on. Come on.
1072 00:46:12,686 00:46:14,806 And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up. And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up.
1073 00:46:15,439 00:46:16,729 [Blair] You sound like my mom. [Blair] You sound like my mom.