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1 | 00:00:06,006 | 00:00:08,676 | [country western music playing] | [country western music playing] |
2 | 00:00:14,389 | 00:00:16,519 | ["Closer" playing over country western music] | ["Closer" playing over country western music] |
3 | 00:00:17,726 | 00:00:20,686 | ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ | ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ |
4 | 00:00:23,023 | 00:00:25,483 | ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ | ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ |
5 | 00:00:25,567 | 00:00:27,857 | [Strawberry Wine" playing] | [Strawberry Wine" playing] |
6 | 00:00:31,823 | 00:00:32,873 | What... | What... |
7 | 00:00:32,949 | 00:00:34,369 | What's that for? | What's that for? |
8 | 00:00:39,998 | 00:00:40,868 | Uh... | Uh... |
9 | 00:00:41,332 | 00:00:43,792 | Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um... | Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um... |
10 | 00:00:46,046 | 00:00:49,256 | My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife, | My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife, |
11 | 00:00:50,008 | 00:00:53,468 | and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband, | and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband, |
12 | 00:00:53,553 | 00:00:56,933 | so even though I'm feeling very, um... | so even though I'm feeling very, um... |
13 | 00:00:57,515 | 00:00:58,345 | Horny? | Horny? |
14 | 00:00:58,433 | 00:00:59,273 | Tempted. | Tempted. |
15 | 00:00:59,350 | 00:01:02,150 | Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um... | Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um... |
16 | 00:01:03,146 | 00:01:04,226 | I think we should pray... | I think we should pray... |
17 | 00:01:04,981 | 00:01:05,861 | for restraint. | for restraint. |
18 | 00:01:06,107 | 00:01:06,937 | Okay? | Okay? |
19 | 00:01:07,025 | 00:01:07,855 | All right. | All right. |
20 | 00:01:10,236 | 00:01:11,986 | Dear Lord, please take away | Dear Lord, please take away |
21 | 00:01:12,072 | 00:01:13,822 | Satan's wicked temptation. | Satan's wicked temptation. |
22 | 00:01:13,907 | 00:01:16,027 | You are good and gracious, | You are good and gracious, |
23 | 00:01:16,117 | 00:01:18,657 | and we strive to be good and gracious | and we strive to be good and gracious |
24 | 00:01:18,745 | 00:01:19,655 | in the face of the-- | in the face of the-- |
25 | 00:01:21,539 | 00:01:22,419 | the devil. | the devil. |
26 | 00:01:22,916 | 00:01:23,996 | Okay. Okay. | Okay. Okay. |
27 | 00:01:25,210 | 00:01:30,170 | John 3:16: "God so loved the world | John 3:16: "God so loved the world |
28 | 00:01:30,256 | 00:01:32,756 | that He gave His one and only son | that He gave His one and only son |
29 | 00:01:32,842 | 00:01:36,682 | that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish | that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish |
30 | 00:01:37,222 | 00:01:38,432 | but have eternal life." | but have eternal life." |
31 | 00:01:39,265 | 00:01:40,765 | Wait... uh, what? | Wait... uh, what? |
32 | 00:01:41,392 | 00:01:44,232 | Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life. | Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life. |
33 | 00:01:44,604 | 00:01:45,864 | You believe in Jesus, don't you? | You believe in Jesus, don't you? |
34 | 00:01:45,939 | 00:01:46,769 | Of course. | Of course. |
35 | 00:01:47,190 | 00:01:49,360 | Well, then you shall have eternal life. | Well, then you shall have eternal life. |
36 | 00:01:49,442 | 00:01:50,652 | Mm... Oh... | Mm... Oh... |
37 | 00:01:56,032 | 00:01:57,162 | Wow. [chuckles] | Wow. [chuckles] |
38 | 00:01:57,242 | 00:01:59,202 | "The Lord is my shepherd. | "The Lord is my shepherd. |
39 | 00:01:59,369 | 00:02:02,409 | I shall not be in want." | I shall not be in want." |
40 | 00:02:02,539 | 00:02:04,169 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
41 | 00:02:04,249 | 00:02:05,579 | "I shall not be in want." | "I shall not be in want." |
42 | 00:02:06,459 | 00:02:07,919 | [condom wrapper tears] | [condom wrapper tears] |
43 | 00:02:08,002 | 00:02:11,382 | Oh, man. I really love you. [chuckles] | Oh, man. I really love you. [chuckles] |
44 | 00:02:12,423 | 00:02:14,183 | First Peter 4:8... | First Peter 4:8... |
45 | 00:02:14,259 | 00:02:15,139 | Hm. | Hm. |
46 | 00:02:15,844 | 00:02:20,224 | "And above all, love each other... deeply | "And above all, love each other... deeply |
47 | 00:02:20,849 | 00:02:23,059 | because love covers... | because love covers... |
48 | 00:02:23,143 | 00:02:27,363 | -[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..." | -[groans ecstatically] -...a multitude... of... sin..." |
49 | 00:02:28,314 | 00:02:29,984 | [both groan ecstatically] | [both groan ecstatically] |
50 | 00:02:30,066 | 00:02:32,606 | -["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan] | -["Closer" continues playing] -[both groan] |
51 | 00:02:35,697 | 00:02:36,987 | [moans] | [moans] |
52 | 00:02:45,206 | 00:02:46,416 | [giggles] | [giggles] |
53 | 00:02:54,507 | 00:02:55,467 | What did you think? | What did you think? |
54 | 00:02:57,302 | 00:02:58,852 | -I thought it was really dope. -Mm-hm. | -I thought it was really dope. -Mm-hm. |
55 | 00:02:58,928 | 00:03:02,428 | Yeah, that was-- that was super dope. | Yeah, that was-- that was super dope. |
56 | 00:03:02,515 | 00:03:03,975 | What was your favorite part? | What was your favorite part? |
57 | 00:03:06,269 | 00:03:07,229 | I guess, the end? | I guess, the end? |
58 | 00:03:07,312 | 00:03:09,812 | Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand? | Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand? |
59 | 00:03:10,356 | 00:03:11,816 | That's a new move. Uh... | That's a new move. Uh... |
60 | 00:03:12,358 | 00:03:13,988 | You experienced my world premiere. | You experienced my world premiere. |
61 | 00:03:15,111 | 00:03:18,201 | [chuckles] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I... | [chuckles] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I... |
62 | 00:03:18,781 | 00:03:19,991 | Oh, r... | Oh, r... |
63 | 00:03:20,491 | 00:03:22,411 | -Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah. | -Right. Right, right. -Yeah, yeah. |
64 | 00:03:22,493 | 00:03:23,413 | Um... | Um... |
65 | 00:03:24,621 | 00:03:28,081 | Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand? | Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand? |
66 | 00:03:29,042 | 00:03:33,212 | I mean, like... no... | I mean, like... no... |
67 | 00:03:33,296 | 00:03:37,046 | but it's still, like, a lot cooler | but it's still, like, a lot cooler |
68 | 00:03:37,133 | 00:03:39,093 | because you got tits... | because you got tits... |
69 | 00:03:39,177 | 00:03:41,137 | -[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know? | -[chuckles] -...and stuff like that, you know? |
70 | 00:03:41,221 | 00:03:43,261 | Thank you. That's so helpful. | Thank you. That's so helpful. |
71 | 00:03:43,348 | 00:03:45,728 | -[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win? | -[boy] No, you will... -[girl] You want to try and win? |
72 | 00:03:45,808 | 00:03:48,018 | -I don't think you need to cheat-- -[boy] Okay. Let's see. | -I don't think you need to cheat-- -[boy] Okay. Let's see. |
73 | 00:03:48,102 | 00:03:49,022 | [girl] Go ahead. | [girl] Go ahead. |
74 | 00:03:49,103 | 00:03:51,443 | -[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it. | -[boy] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. -[girl] Take it. |
75 | 00:03:52,190 | 00:03:53,480 | Oh. 'Sup, guys. | Oh. 'Sup, guys. |
76 | 00:03:53,566 | 00:03:54,526 | -Hi. -Hi. | -Hi. -Hi. |
77 | 00:03:54,609 | 00:03:55,939 | Nothing much. | Nothing much. |
78 | 00:03:56,027 | 00:03:57,527 | -All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude. | -All right. I'm out of here. -Bye, dude. |
79 | 00:03:57,612 | 00:03:58,492 | Have a good night. | Have a good night. |
80 | 00:03:59,822 | 00:04:00,662 | Good night, guys. | Good night, guys. |
81 | 00:04:01,074 | 00:04:01,914 | See ya. | See ya. |
82 | 00:04:01,991 | 00:04:03,411 | -Bye, Luke. -Later, man. | -Bye, Luke. -Later, man. |
83 | 00:04:03,743 | 00:04:05,293 | -[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat] | -[boy] Bye! -[Luke clears his throat] |
84 | 00:04:06,579 | 00:04:07,999 | I know this goes without saying, | I know this goes without saying, |
85 | 00:04:08,081 | 00:04:10,081 | -but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts] | -but let's keep this private. -[car door shuts] |
86 | 00:04:11,000 | 00:04:14,300 | Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this? | Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this? |
87 | 00:04:15,004 | 00:04:17,424 | -We sinned against God. -[car engine starts] | -We sinned against God. -[car engine starts] |
88 | 00:04:17,507 | 00:04:21,257 | But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins. | But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins. |
89 | 00:04:21,344 | 00:04:23,684 | [car drives away] | [car drives away] |
90 | 00:04:23,763 | 00:04:24,853 | I really do love you. | I really do love you. |
91 | 00:04:25,515 | 00:04:27,635 | And I really, really love you... | And I really, really love you... |
92 | 00:04:29,269 | 00:04:31,019 | -And your penis. -What? | -And your penis. -What? |
93 | 00:04:32,146 | 00:04:32,976 | Sterling. | Sterling. |
94 | 00:04:39,737 | 00:04:41,237 | [girl] I think I like Jennings. | [girl] I think I like Jennings. |
95 | 00:04:41,322 | 00:04:44,332 | I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody, | I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody, |
96 | 00:04:44,409 | 00:04:46,119 | but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy | but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy |
97 | 00:04:46,202 | 00:04:48,372 | -is definitely a record for me. -[pop music playing] | -is definitely a record for me. -[pop music playing] |
98 | 00:04:48,454 | 00:04:50,164 | And I've been thinking, | And I've been thinking, |
99 | 00:04:51,249 | 00:04:54,129 | maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it. | maybe this is the year I-- I-- I do it. |
100 | 00:04:54,210 | 00:04:58,210 | I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal. | I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal. |
101 | 00:04:58,298 | 00:04:59,298 | I've done my research, | I've done my research, |
102 | 00:04:59,382 | 00:05:01,552 | and it's probably going to hurt the first time, | and it's probably going to hurt the first time, |
103 | 00:05:01,634 | 00:05:05,104 | but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil... | but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil... |
104 | 00:05:06,055 | 00:05:07,515 | Nature's lube, you need to know that. | Nature's lube, you need to know that. |
105 | 00:05:08,474 | 00:05:09,524 | ...it's gonna get awesome. | ...it's gonna get awesome. |
106 | 00:05:10,810 | 00:05:11,940 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
107 | 00:05:12,812 | 00:05:14,732 | I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl. | I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl. |
108 | 00:05:21,112 | 00:05:23,362 | Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary. | Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary. |
109 | 00:05:23,448 | 00:05:24,818 | You have nothing to say? | You have nothing to say? |
110 | 00:05:24,907 | 00:05:26,197 | Um... | Um... |
111 | 00:05:26,284 | 00:05:30,334 | Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore, | Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore, |
112 | 00:05:30,413 | 00:05:33,713 | seeing as... Luke and I just had sex. | seeing as... Luke and I just had sex. |
113 | 00:05:35,001 | 00:05:36,001 | I'm sorry, what? | I'm sorry, what? |
114 | 00:05:36,627 | 00:05:39,417 | Luke and I... just had intercourse. | Luke and I... just had intercourse. |
115 | 00:05:39,505 | 00:05:40,545 | -Intercourse? -Yeah. | -Intercourse? -Yeah. |
116 | 00:05:40,631 | 00:05:41,551 | -You? -Yeah. | -You? -Yeah. |
117 | 00:05:41,632 | 00:05:42,472 | -Sex? -Yeah! | -Sex? -Yeah! |
118 | 00:05:42,550 | 00:05:44,840 | Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time? | Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time? |
119 | 00:05:44,927 | 00:05:46,217 | -Sorry. -In your vagina? | -Sorry. -In your vagina? |
120 | 00:05:46,304 | 00:05:48,644 | -[giggles] I know. -Yeah. Oh, my God. | -[giggles] I know. -Yeah. Oh, my God. |
121 | 00:05:48,723 | 00:05:49,773 | -Are you sure? -Yeah. | -Are you sure? -Yeah. |
122 | 00:05:49,849 | 00:05:51,349 | Okay, I... [giggles] you're-- | Okay, I... [giggles] you're-- |
123 | 00:05:51,434 | 00:05:52,944 | I guess you're the sluttier twin now. | I guess you're the sluttier twin now. |
124 | 00:05:53,019 | 00:05:55,099 | -Oh, my God! Tell me everything-- -Blair! | -Oh, my God! Tell me everything-- -Blair! |
125 | 00:05:55,188 | 00:05:56,518 | [both scream] | [both scream] |
126 | 00:05:59,901 | 00:06:01,651 | -[gasping] -Jesus, mother of God! | -[gasping] -Jesus, mother of God! |
127 | 00:06:01,736 | 00:06:03,526 | -God darn it! -[groans] | -God darn it! -[groans] |
128 | 00:06:06,366 | 00:06:08,156 | -[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine. | -[groans] -Dude, that dude looks fine. |
129 | 00:06:08,242 | 00:06:09,242 | I say we split! | I say we split! |
130 | 00:06:09,327 | 00:06:10,747 | A hit-and-run? Are you insane? | A hit-and-run? Are you insane? |
131 | 00:06:10,828 | 00:06:13,038 | Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad-- | Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad-- |
132 | 00:06:13,122 | 00:06:13,962 | No! No! No! | No! No! No! |
133 | 00:06:14,040 | 00:06:16,960 | Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck? | Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck? |
134 | 00:06:17,043 | 00:06:19,503 | You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind. | You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind. |
135 | 00:06:19,587 | 00:06:20,547 | Well, be careful. | Well, be careful. |
136 | 00:06:21,798 | 00:06:23,218 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
137 | 00:06:23,299 | 00:06:24,429 | Um, hi, asshole. | Um, hi, asshole. |
138 | 00:06:24,509 | 00:06:25,799 | A girl? | A girl? |
139 | 00:06:25,885 | 00:06:27,595 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
140 | 00:06:27,678 | 00:06:30,258 | I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt. | I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt. |
141 | 00:06:30,848 | 00:06:32,388 | Can't believe I even broke a sweat. | Can't believe I even broke a sweat. |
142 | 00:06:33,101 | 00:06:34,141 | Back off, bitch. | Back off, bitch. |
143 | 00:06:34,644 | 00:06:35,734 | Language, sir. | Language, sir. |
144 | 00:06:36,270 | 00:06:38,520 | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. |
145 | 00:06:38,606 | 00:06:40,396 | [chuckling] Okay. | [chuckling] Okay. |
146 | 00:06:41,150 | 00:06:44,320 | All right, no need to get carried away, girls. | All right, no need to get carried away, girls. |
147 | 00:06:44,404 | 00:06:45,824 | All right, I'll come. | All right, I'll come. |
148 | 00:06:46,280 | 00:06:50,080 | Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right? | Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right? |
149 | 00:06:50,243 | 00:06:51,083 | I just-- | I just-- |
150 | 00:06:51,160 | 00:06:52,950 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
151 | 00:06:53,496 | 00:06:55,326 | I got some personal shit to take care of. | I got some personal shit to take care of. |
152 | 00:06:55,415 | 00:06:56,995 | Getting fitted for Invisalign. | Getting fitted for Invisalign. |
153 | 00:06:57,083 | 00:06:58,883 | Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car. | Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car. |
154 | 00:06:58,960 | 00:07:00,920 | [car approaching] | [car approaching] |
155 | 00:07:10,388 | 00:07:11,428 | Hold on a minute! | Hold on a minute! |
156 | 00:07:17,311 | 00:07:19,401 | I've been tracking this broke-dick dog... | I've been tracking this broke-dick dog... |
157 | 00:07:20,273 | 00:07:21,483 | for three days straight. | for three days straight. |
158 | 00:07:22,400 | 00:07:24,900 | And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh? | And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh? |
159 | 00:07:25,445 | 00:07:26,945 | Well, lucky for you... | Well, lucky for you... |
160 | 00:07:28,156 | 00:07:29,316 | I keep it professional. | I keep it professional. |
161 | 00:07:29,407 | 00:07:30,577 | Since you cornered him, | Since you cornered him, |
162 | 00:07:31,033 | 00:07:32,833 | I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K. | I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K. |
163 | 00:07:34,954 | 00:07:37,044 | -They think we're bounty hunters. -I caught on to that. | -They think we're bounty hunters. -I caught on to that. |
164 | 00:07:37,123 | 00:07:39,293 | -And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. -Fast math! | -And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. -Fast math! |
165 | 00:07:39,375 | 00:07:42,205 | Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever, | Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever, |
166 | 00:07:42,295 | 00:07:43,955 | but we need that money to fix Dad's truck. | but we need that money to fix Dad's truck. |
167 | 00:07:44,046 | 00:07:45,416 | Please! Pretty please! Play along! | Please! Pretty please! Play along! |
168 | 00:07:45,506 | 00:07:47,046 | -Half. We should get half. -Wait, what? | -Half. We should get half. -Wait, what? |
169 | 00:07:47,133 | 00:07:48,933 | Did half the work, should get half the money. | Did half the work, should get half the money. |
170 | 00:07:49,760 | 00:07:52,600 | -Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. -Wait, are you wussing out? | -Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. -Wait, are you wussing out? |
171 | 00:07:52,680 | 00:07:54,140 | No, I'm not a wuss. | No, I'm not a wuss. |
172 | 00:07:54,223 | 00:07:55,353 | -Good, neither am I. -Good. | -Good, neither am I. -Good. |
173 | 00:07:55,433 | 00:07:56,313 | -Good! Great! -Awesome! | -Good! Great! -Awesome! |
174 | 00:07:56,392 | 00:07:58,562 | After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry. | After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry. |
175 | 00:07:58,644 | 00:08:00,154 | Focus! And yes. | Focus! And yes. |
176 | 00:08:00,938 | 00:08:02,818 | -Half. -Yes, we want half. | -Half. -Yes, we want half. |
177 | 00:08:05,401 | 00:08:06,241 | Y'all are cute. | Y'all are cute. |
178 | 00:08:07,111 | 00:08:08,741 | That your daddy's shotgun you got there? | That your daddy's shotgun you got there? |
179 | 00:08:09,739 | 00:08:11,569 | -This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun] | -This here's a Mossberg 500. -[cocks gun] |
180 | 00:08:11,657 | 00:08:13,737 | I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl, | I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl, |
181 | 00:08:13,826 | 00:08:16,116 | I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better. | I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better. |
182 | 00:08:16,204 | 00:08:18,414 | Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19. | Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19. |
183 | 00:08:19,290 | 00:08:20,330 | It's so lightweight. | It's so lightweight. |
184 | 00:08:20,625 | 00:08:22,495 | But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy! | But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy! |
185 | 00:08:22,585 | 00:08:23,415 | Christmas! | Christmas! |
186 | 00:08:23,711 | 00:08:25,711 | Y'all a piece of work, I give you that. | Y'all a piece of work, I give you that. |
187 | 00:08:27,048 | 00:08:28,588 | But I don't give big cuts to folks | But I don't give big cuts to folks |
188 | 00:08:28,674 | 00:08:31,264 | unless they've been bringin' the heat from the beginning, okay? | unless they've been bringin' the heat from the beginning, okay? |
189 | 00:08:31,344 | 00:08:33,474 | And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while. | And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while. |
190 | 00:08:33,763 | 00:08:35,263 | He's slicker than a can of oil. | He's slicker than a can of oil. |
191 | 00:08:35,932 | 00:08:38,482 | Got more tricks in his bag than Felix the... Cat! | Got more tricks in his bag than Felix the... Cat! |
192 | 00:08:38,559 | 00:08:40,229 | Damn it, don't you run from me. | Damn it, don't you run from me. |
193 | 00:08:40,311 | 00:08:41,521 | Cayden! Cayden! | Cayden! Cayden! |
194 | 00:08:41,604 | 00:08:44,114 | Goddamn it, I've been running my mouth like I'm on a talk show. | Goddamn it, I've been running my mouth like I'm on a talk show. |
195 | 00:08:44,190 | 00:08:45,270 | Oh, shit! | Oh, shit! |
196 | 00:08:45,358 | 00:08:46,478 | [laughs] | [laughs] |
197 | 00:08:46,567 | 00:08:48,107 | -What are we doing? -Hell if I know. | -What are we doing? -Hell if I know. |
198 | 00:08:48,194 | 00:08:49,494 | Are we, like, getting this dude? | Are we, like, getting this dude? |
199 | 00:08:49,570 | 00:08:50,400 | I guess! I guess! | I guess! I guess! |
200 | 00:08:50,488 | 00:08:52,318 | -So we are, yes? -Yeah! Hell yeah! | -So we are, yes? -Yeah! Hell yeah! |
201 | 00:08:53,032 | 00:08:54,992 | Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker! | Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker! |
202 | 00:08:56,160 | 00:08:57,370 | Freeze, Jethro. | Freeze, Jethro. |
203 | 00:09:02,083 | 00:09:03,673 | Salads. I've got to eat more salads. | Salads. I've got to eat more salads. |
204 | 00:09:06,504 | 00:09:07,464 | Oh. Ha! | Oh. Ha! |
205 | 00:09:07,547 | 00:09:08,587 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
206 | 00:09:09,715 | 00:09:10,795 | [girl screams] | [girl screams] |
207 | 00:09:10,883 | 00:09:11,723 | [Cayden laughs] | [Cayden laughs] |
208 | 00:09:12,593 | 00:09:14,053 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
209 | 00:09:16,556 | 00:09:18,426 | [Sterling] I hope there's no ticks in this grass. | [Sterling] I hope there's no ticks in this grass. |
210 | 00:09:19,058 | 00:09:20,638 | [girl] You! Stop, you! | [girl] You! Stop, you! |
211 | 00:09:21,227 | 00:09:22,347 | [engine starts] | [engine starts] |
212 | 00:09:22,436 | 00:09:24,606 | [screams] | [screams] |
213 | 00:09:27,692 | 00:09:28,572 | What am I doing? | What am I doing? |
214 | 00:09:28,651 | 00:09:31,031 | -I am not Vin Diesel. -[gunfire] | -I am not Vin Diesel. -[gunfire] |
215 | 00:09:34,282 | 00:09:36,122 | [girl screams] I got you! | [girl screams] I got you! |
216 | 00:09:36,659 | 00:09:37,539 | I got you! | I got you! |
217 | 00:09:37,618 | 00:09:38,578 | Stop the car! | Stop the car! |
218 | 00:09:39,120 | 00:09:40,200 | Damn it! | Damn it! |
219 | 00:09:40,454 | 00:09:41,294 | Hey. | Hey. |
220 | 00:09:41,539 | 00:09:42,669 | -I got him. -All right. | -I got him. -All right. |
221 | 00:09:42,748 | 00:09:44,458 | Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy. | Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy. |
222 | 00:09:44,667 | 00:09:46,087 | -Hey, you fixed my door. -Get out! | -Hey, you fixed my door. -Get out! |
223 | 00:09:48,004 | 00:09:48,844 | Move! | Move! |
224 | 00:09:49,714 | 00:09:50,974 | Show me your hands, fool. | Show me your hands, fool. |
225 | 00:09:51,048 | 00:09:52,258 | [handcuffs clicking] | [handcuffs clicking] |
226 | 00:09:53,134 | 00:09:54,554 | All right, new deal. | All right, new deal. |
227 | 00:09:55,136 | 00:09:56,796 | Okay, so instead of half, | Okay, so instead of half, |
228 | 00:09:56,887 | 00:09:58,137 | we're just gonna go ahead and-- | we're just gonna go ahead and-- |
229 | 00:09:58,222 | 00:09:59,272 | and take all the money, | and take all the money, |
230 | 00:09:59,348 | 00:10:03,308 | since we--we got the... the perp. | since we--we got the... the perp. |
231 | 00:10:04,353 | 00:10:05,773 | You know something? You're right. | You know something? You're right. |
232 | 00:10:05,855 | 00:10:06,935 | You're absolutely right. | You're absolutely right. |
233 | 00:10:07,481 | 00:10:11,651 | So, you two have fun wrangling this 280 pound sack of shit... | So, you two have fun wrangling this 280 pound sack of shit... |
234 | 00:10:11,861 | 00:10:13,991 | -Two-forty. -Shut the hell up, Cayden! | -Two-forty. -Shut the hell up, Cayden! |
235 | 00:10:15,239 | 00:10:17,779 | ...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck. | ...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck. |
236 | 00:10:18,743 | 00:10:19,583 | Because I'm through. | Because I'm through. |
237 | 00:10:22,455 | 00:10:23,325 | Um, yeah. | Um, yeah. |
238 | 00:10:23,414 | 00:10:25,884 | Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half. | Wait. We're actually... we're good with-- we're good with half. |
239 | 00:10:25,958 | 00:10:26,958 | Yeah, we just decided. | Yeah, we just decided. |
240 | 00:10:27,585 | 00:10:28,625 | [man chuckles] | [man chuckles] |
241 | 00:10:32,006 | 00:10:33,166 | Who are you, anyway? | Who are you, anyway? |
242 | 00:10:33,382 | 00:10:35,052 | -Blair, Sterling. -Sterling, Blair. | -Blair, Sterling. -Sterling, Blair. |
243 | 00:10:36,093 | 00:10:37,013 | Wow. | Wow. |
244 | 00:10:37,762 | 00:10:39,312 | Y'all track skips around here a lot? | Y'all track skips around here a lot? |
245 | 00:10:39,388 | 00:10:42,518 | [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes-- | [clears throat] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes-- |
246 | 00:10:42,600 | 00:10:44,140 | sometimes here and other times, there. | sometimes here and other times, there. |
247 | 00:10:44,310 | 00:10:45,140 | What about you? | What about you? |
248 | 00:10:45,478 | 00:10:46,398 | I'm new to Atlanta, | I'm new to Atlanta, |
249 | 00:10:46,479 | 00:10:48,729 | but I've been bounty huntin' just shy of ten year. | but I've been bounty huntin' just shy of ten year. |
250 | 00:10:49,106 | 00:10:50,606 | Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too. | Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too. |
251 | 00:10:51,400 | 00:10:52,230 | That I gathered. | That I gathered. |
252 | 00:10:52,526 | 00:10:54,276 | And also, she got laid today. | And also, she got laid today. |
253 | 00:10:56,155 | 00:10:57,275 | Oh, nice. | Oh, nice. |
254 | 00:10:57,573 | 00:10:59,703 | Like, full repetitive penetration. | Like, full repetitive penetration. |
255 | 00:11:00,409 | 00:11:01,239 | Congratulations. | Congratulations. |
256 | 00:11:01,786 | 00:11:03,406 | -[both] Eww. -Jesus. | -[both] Eww. -Jesus. |
257 | 00:11:03,829 | 00:11:05,669 | But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her. | But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her. |
258 | 00:11:05,748 | 00:11:06,828 | Oh, my God. Thank you. | Oh, my God. Thank you. |
259 | 00:11:08,584 | 00:11:09,674 | Y'all are just weird. | Y'all are just weird. |
260 | 00:11:09,919 | 00:11:11,999 | [theme music] | [theme music] |
261 | 00:11:12,713 | 00:11:14,723 | [vocalizing] | [vocalizing] |
262 | 00:11:31,565 | 00:11:35,065 | ♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪ | ♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪ |
263 | 00:11:35,152 | 00:11:37,862 | ♪ And wise ♪ | ♪ And wise ♪ |
264 | 00:11:39,949 | 00:11:41,909 | ♪ Hope for our time ♪ | ♪ Hope for our time ♪ |
265 | 00:11:41,992 | 00:11:47,252 | ♪ God of the sky ♪ | ♪ God of the sky ♪ |
266 | 00:11:47,707 | 00:11:49,957 | ♪ You are greater than me ♪ | ♪ You are greater than me ♪ |
267 | 00:11:50,042 | 00:11:51,592 | ♪ Greater than us ♪ | ♪ Greater than us ♪ |
268 | 00:11:52,294 | 00:11:56,384 | ♪ Wiser than the world's ♪ | ♪ Wiser than the world's ♪ |
269 | 00:11:56,465 | 00:11:57,755 | ♪ Strong-- ♪ | ♪ Strong-- ♪ |
270 | 00:11:58,551 | 00:12:00,391 | Sorry. Sorry. | Sorry. Sorry. |
271 | 00:12:05,516 | 00:12:08,976 | This summer, I was so blessed | This summer, I was so blessed |
272 | 00:12:09,061 | 00:12:12,401 | that my amazing daddy | that my amazing daddy |
273 | 00:12:13,482 | 00:12:15,612 | let me and my squad | let me and my squad |
274 | 00:12:15,693 | 00:12:20,323 | use his helicopter to hop up to our lake house | use his helicopter to hop up to our lake house |
275 | 00:12:20,406 | 00:12:22,866 | for a discipleship weekend. | for a discipleship weekend. |
276 | 00:12:22,950 | 00:12:25,370 | We had such a productive time | We had such a productive time |
277 | 00:12:25,453 | 00:12:30,173 | in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service. | in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service. |
278 | 00:12:30,249 | 00:12:35,299 | We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil. | We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil. |
279 | 00:12:35,379 | 00:12:39,629 | Sweaters filled with Christ's infinite love. | Sweaters filled with Christ's infinite love. |
280 | 00:12:42,303 | 00:12:43,353 | [gasps] Oh. | [gasps] Oh. |
281 | 00:12:43,429 | 00:12:47,979 | [chuckles] "Abril" means "April" in [spanish accent] Brazilian. | [chuckles] "Abril" means "April" in [spanish accent] Brazilian. |
282 | 00:12:48,058 | 00:12:51,648 | Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay-- | Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay-- |
283 | 00:12:51,729 | 00:12:55,609 | My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños. | My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños. |
284 | 00:12:56,609 | 00:12:57,529 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
285 | 00:12:57,610 | 00:12:59,280 | That's a great slide show, April. | That's a great slide show, April. |
286 | 00:13:00,404 | 00:13:01,284 | Yes, friends. | Yes, friends. |
287 | 00:13:01,363 | 00:13:03,243 | Okay, but we do need to move on. | Okay, but we do need to move on. |
288 | 00:13:04,074 | 00:13:07,204 | Listen, everybody, we had some excellent submissions | Listen, everybody, we had some excellent submissions |
289 | 00:13:07,286 | 00:13:09,206 | for this year's Fellowship student leader. | for this year's Fellowship student leader. |
290 | 00:13:09,288 | 00:13:10,578 | -But when-- -[April] Bee tee dubs, | -But when-- -[April] Bee tee dubs, |
291 | 00:13:10,664 | 00:13:12,334 | if you all want to see more pictures | if you all want to see more pictures |
292 | 00:13:12,416 | 00:13:14,956 | of me being a Christian leader, | of me being a Christian leader, |
293 | 00:13:15,044 | 00:13:16,254 | check out my Instagram, | check out my Instagram, |
294 | 00:13:16,337 | 00:13:19,507 | hashtag "April helps sick kids through Christ." | hashtag "April helps sick kids through Christ." |
295 | 00:13:19,715 | 00:13:22,005 | Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that. | Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that. |
296 | 00:13:22,092 | 00:13:23,472 | Okay, but like I was saying, guys, | Okay, but like I was saying, guys, |
297 | 00:13:23,552 | 00:13:25,932 | we had a lot of great candidates, | we had a lot of great candidates, |
298 | 00:13:26,347 | 00:13:28,927 | but this year, I choose the individual | but this year, I choose the individual |
299 | 00:13:29,099 | 00:13:34,479 | who earnestly represents Jesus' path on this Earth, right? | who earnestly represents Jesus' path on this Earth, right? |
300 | 00:13:35,064 | 00:13:37,194 | I mean, this young woman | I mean, this young woman |
301 | 00:13:37,525 | 00:13:40,855 | makes Christ proud every single day. | makes Christ proud every single day. |
302 | 00:13:41,195 | 00:13:43,315 | So when you guys are struggling, right? | So when you guys are struggling, right? |
303 | 00:13:43,405 | 00:13:46,775 | And you're struggling on your path with the Lord, | And you're struggling on your path with the Lord, |
304 | 00:13:46,867 | 00:13:50,037 | I want you to look to her for guidance, okay? | I want you to look to her for guidance, okay? |
305 | 00:13:50,579 | 00:13:54,579 | This year's Fellowship student leader is... | This year's Fellowship student leader is... |
306 | 00:13:54,667 | 00:13:56,087 | Sterling Wesley! | Sterling Wesley! |
307 | 00:13:56,168 | 00:13:58,298 | [applause] | [applause] |
308 | 00:13:58,379 | 00:13:59,339 | Yes! | Yes! |
309 | 00:13:59,421 | 00:14:00,301 | Recount! | Recount! |
310 | 00:14:07,137 | 00:14:08,387 | [student] Whoo whoo! | [student] Whoo whoo! |
311 | 00:14:10,766 | 00:14:11,676 | Um... | Um... |
312 | 00:14:11,767 | 00:14:12,937 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
313 | 00:14:13,018 | 00:14:14,268 | I wasn't expecting this. | I wasn't expecting this. |
314 | 00:14:14,353 | 00:14:16,023 | What an honor. Um... | What an honor. Um... |
315 | 00:14:16,105 | 00:14:20,435 | I'm really looking forward to this responsibility | I'm really looking forward to this responsibility |
316 | 00:14:20,526 | 00:14:24,606 | of helping guide you guys on your faith journeys. | of helping guide you guys on your faith journeys. |
317 | 00:14:27,074 | 00:14:28,204 | Oh, um... | Oh, um... |
318 | 00:14:28,284 | 00:14:29,164 | I... | I... |
319 | 00:14:29,743 | 00:14:33,503 | Uh, lately, I've been feeling God's presence in my life | Uh, lately, I've been feeling God's presence in my life |
320 | 00:14:33,581 | 00:14:35,461 | more so than ever before, | more so than ever before, |
321 | 00:14:35,541 | 00:14:39,041 | and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me. | and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me. |
322 | 00:14:41,088 | 00:14:42,718 | But not like inside me, | But not like inside me, |
323 | 00:14:42,798 | 00:14:44,838 | like, um, like not like "inside" inside me, | like, um, like not like "inside" inside me, |
324 | 00:14:44,925 | 00:14:46,925 | like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right? | like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right? |
325 | 00:14:47,011 | 00:14:47,971 | Like-- Um-- | Like-- Um-- |
326 | 00:14:48,053 | 00:14:49,053 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
327 | 00:14:49,138 | 00:14:50,558 | Sterling Wesley! | Sterling Wesley! |
328 | 00:14:52,975 | 00:14:55,095 | [woman] It was a great meeting, everybody. | [woman] It was a great meeting, everybody. |
329 | 00:14:56,020 | 00:14:56,940 | Oh, I love you. | Oh, I love you. |
330 | 00:14:57,021 | 00:14:57,861 | Okay. | Okay. |
331 | 00:15:00,024 | 00:15:00,904 | Wow. | Wow. |
332 | 00:15:00,983 | 00:15:02,533 | -I know. -[chuckles] That's crazy. | -I know. -[chuckles] That's crazy. |
333 | 00:15:02,610 | 00:15:04,150 | Congratulations, I'm so proud of you. | Congratulations, I'm so proud of you. |
334 | 00:15:04,236 | 00:15:05,696 | Oh. Thanks. | Oh. Thanks. |
335 | 00:15:05,779 | 00:15:06,859 | Thanks. Um... | Thanks. Um... |
336 | 00:15:06,947 | 00:15:08,867 | -Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly] | -Yeah. -[woman chatters indistinctly] |
337 | 00:15:09,533 | 00:15:10,953 | Uh... I'll see you-- | Uh... I'll see you-- |
338 | 00:15:11,994 | 00:15:13,124 | I'll see you at lunch. | I'll see you at lunch. |
339 | 00:15:13,495 | 00:15:14,905 | -Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya. -Okay. | -Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya. -Okay. |
340 | 00:15:15,581 | 00:15:17,501 | [people chattering] | [people chattering] |
341 | 00:15:18,208 | 00:15:20,458 | Wait a minute. | Wait a minute. |
342 | 00:15:20,544 | 00:15:23,174 | -Sterling, congratulations! -[chuckles] | -Sterling, congratulations! -[chuckles] |
343 | 00:15:23,255 | 00:15:25,795 | Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year. | Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year. |
344 | 00:15:25,883 | 00:15:27,803 | We are going to have so much fun! | We are going to have so much fun! |
345 | 00:15:27,885 | 00:15:31,505 | And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh? | And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh? |
346 | 00:15:31,597 | 00:15:32,767 | Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor. | Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor. |
347 | 00:15:32,848 | 00:15:33,848 | Oh, I know it is. | Oh, I know it is. |
348 | 00:15:33,933 | 00:15:36,023 | Okay. Well, we got the lock-in coming up. | Okay. Well, we got the lock-in coming up. |
349 | 00:15:36,435 | 00:15:38,095 | So, I'll need your full attention on that. | So, I'll need your full attention on that. |
350 | 00:15:38,187 | 00:15:40,267 | And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon | And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon |
351 | 00:15:40,356 | 00:15:42,106 | and discuss next week's devotional reading. | and discuss next week's devotional reading. |
352 | 00:15:42,191 | 00:15:43,191 | -Okay. -It's always good | -Okay. -It's always good |
353 | 00:15:43,275 | 00:15:45,065 | to start the year off with abstinence. | to start the year off with abstinence. |
354 | 00:15:45,152 | 00:15:46,112 | [stammers] | [stammers] |
355 | 00:15:46,195 | 00:15:48,565 | Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right? | Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right? |
356 | 00:15:48,656 | 00:15:50,486 | Ooh, call the police, Blair! | Ooh, call the police, Blair! |
357 | 00:15:50,950 | 00:15:52,240 | Rocking boots! | Rocking boots! |
358 | 00:15:52,660 | 00:15:55,080 | [laughs] You know, Jesus was a rebel too. | [laughs] You know, Jesus was a rebel too. |
359 | 00:15:55,162 | 00:15:59,962 | Yeah. I heard that he saw Nine Inch Nails 20 times on the Downward Spiral tour. | Yeah. I heard that he saw Nine Inch Nails 20 times on the Downward Spiral tour. |
360 | 00:16:00,209 | 00:16:01,459 | Wow. | Wow. |
361 | 00:16:01,543 | 00:16:02,383 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
362 | 00:16:02,461 | 00:16:04,671 | You have a great imagination, Blair. | You have a great imagination, Blair. |
363 | 00:16:05,089 | 00:16:06,089 | It is beautiful. | It is beautiful. |
364 | 00:16:06,882 | 00:16:07,882 | I love you girls. | I love you girls. |
365 | 00:16:08,133 | 00:16:09,433 | Text me if you need me. | Text me if you need me. |
366 | 00:16:11,595 | 00:16:12,755 | I can't be Fellowship leader. | I can't be Fellowship leader. |
367 | 00:16:12,846 | 00:16:15,466 | What, why? It's, like, your whole thing. | What, why? It's, like, your whole thing. |
368 | 00:16:15,557 | 00:16:18,137 | I can't lead a Christian Community if I've... you know? | I can't lead a Christian Community if I've... you know? |
369 | 00:16:18,227 | 00:16:20,347 | Had sex with your long-term boyfriend? | Had sex with your long-term boyfriend? |
370 | 00:16:20,437 | 00:16:22,357 | -Who cares? -Everyone cares. | -Who cares? -Everyone cares. |
371 | 00:16:22,982 | 00:16:25,442 | But what I mean is, do you think you did anything wrong? | But what I mean is, do you think you did anything wrong? |
372 | 00:16:26,318 | 00:16:28,318 | Not any more wrong than it was wrong | Not any more wrong than it was wrong |
373 | 00:16:28,404 | 00:16:30,364 | that I lied about farting in the car this morning. | that I lied about farting in the car this morning. |
374 | 00:16:30,447 | 00:16:31,527 | A sin's a sin. You know? | A sin's a sin. You know? |
375 | 00:16:31,615 | 00:16:34,235 | If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so... | If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so... |
376 | 00:16:34,785 | 00:16:36,575 | Right, so what's the issue? | Right, so what's the issue? |
377 | 00:16:37,746 | 00:16:38,746 | I feel like a liar. | I feel like a liar. |
378 | 00:16:39,289 | 00:16:40,999 | If Ellen knew I was sexually active, | If Ellen knew I was sexually active, |
379 | 00:16:41,083 | 00:16:42,673 | then forget student leader, | then forget student leader, |
380 | 00:16:42,751 | 00:16:44,631 | she'd kick me out of Fellowship altogether. | she'd kick me out of Fellowship altogether. |
381 | 00:16:45,838 | 00:16:48,798 | So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut? | So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut? |
382 | 00:16:49,675 | 00:16:51,505 | -Yeah. -Hey, at least with Fellowship, | -Yeah. -Hey, at least with Fellowship, |
383 | 00:16:51,593 | 00:16:53,933 | you have something impressive to put on your college apps. | you have something impressive to put on your college apps. |
384 | 00:16:55,681 | 00:16:56,811 | Be a lying slut. | Be a lying slut. |
385 | 00:16:57,474 | 00:16:58,484 | Okay. | Okay. |
386 | 00:17:19,204 | 00:17:22,464 | Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling. | Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling. |
387 | 00:17:22,624 | 00:17:23,584 | Thank you, April. | Thank you, April. |
388 | 00:17:23,792 | 00:17:25,592 | I really thought it was going to be me, | I really thought it was going to be me, |
389 | 00:17:25,919 | 00:17:26,959 | but I'm glad it wasn't | but I'm glad it wasn't |
390 | 00:17:27,046 | 00:17:29,126 | because I'm going to be so busy this year | because I'm going to be so busy this year |
391 | 00:17:29,214 | 00:17:33,144 | with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics, | with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics, |
392 | 00:17:33,218 | 00:17:36,098 | Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance. | Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance. |
393 | 00:17:36,180 | 00:17:37,970 | I think the straights are already aligned. | I think the straights are already aligned. |
394 | 00:17:38,098 | 00:17:38,968 | Yo, B! | Yo, B! |
395 | 00:17:39,058 | 00:17:40,728 | That's really good for you, April. | That's really good for you, April. |
396 | 00:17:40,809 | 00:17:43,309 | -Yeah, it is. -[kissing loudly] | -Yeah, it is. -[kissing loudly] |
397 | 00:17:43,395 | 00:17:44,975 | [Jennings and Sterling gasp] | [Jennings and Sterling gasp] |
398 | 00:17:45,064 | 00:17:46,234 | -Sorry, Sterling. -Jeez. | -Sorry, Sterling. -Jeez. |
399 | 00:17:46,315 | 00:17:47,685 | That is my bad, man. | That is my bad, man. |
400 | 00:17:47,775 | 00:17:49,645 | [chuckles] She, like, totally forgives you. | [chuckles] She, like, totally forgives you. |
401 | 00:17:52,362 | 00:17:53,412 | Oh, thanks. | Oh, thanks. |
402 | 00:17:53,489 | 00:17:55,199 | Yeah, you think I wouldn't help a fellow... | Yeah, you think I wouldn't help a fellow... |
403 | 00:17:57,409 | 00:17:58,369 | Christian? | Christian? |
404 | 00:18:00,245 | 00:18:01,535 | [Jennings] All right, well... | [Jennings] All right, well... |
405 | 00:18:01,622 | 00:18:02,962 | -I gotta go to Gym. -[Blair moans] | -I gotta go to Gym. -[Blair moans] |
406 | 00:18:03,040 | 00:18:04,580 | I will see you later. All right, dude? | I will see you later. All right, dude? |
407 | 00:18:04,666 | 00:18:06,626 | -Okay, dude. -[Jennings chuckles] | -Okay, dude. -[Jennings chuckles] |
408 | 00:18:07,753 | 00:18:10,463 | Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too. | Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too. |
409 | 00:18:13,050 | 00:18:14,430 | She just took the condom wrapper. | She just took the condom wrapper. |
410 | 00:18:14,968 | 00:18:16,298 | [April giggles] | [April giggles] |
411 | 00:18:16,386 | 00:18:17,846 | How was your weekend? | How was your weekend? |
412 | 00:18:17,930 | 00:18:20,390 | Did you hang out with Sterling and Luke at all? | Did you hang out with Sterling and Luke at all? |
413 | 00:18:21,850 | 00:18:23,940 | Uh, why are you talking to me? [chuckles] | Uh, why are you talking to me? [chuckles] |
414 | 00:18:24,478 | 00:18:26,358 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
415 | 00:18:28,148 | 00:18:29,898 | She's gonna tell the whole fricking school. | She's gonna tell the whole fricking school. |
416 | 00:18:30,317 | 00:18:31,817 | She can't prove anything. | She can't prove anything. |
417 | 00:18:31,902 | 00:18:32,902 | Does she have to? | Does she have to? |
418 | 00:18:33,320 | 00:18:36,280 | People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty. | People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty. |
419 | 00:18:41,703 | 00:18:43,663 | [rock music plays] | [rock music plays] |
420 | 00:18:48,210 | 00:18:49,920 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
421 | 00:18:50,003 | 00:18:52,013 | [country western music playing] | [country western music playing] |
422 | 00:18:52,089 | 00:18:53,379 | Hello, girls. | Hello, girls. |
423 | 00:18:53,882 | 00:18:56,342 | Chloe, baby. How's my girl? | Chloe, baby. How's my girl? |
424 | 00:18:56,426 | 00:18:58,006 | Brownies, fresh out of the oven. | Brownies, fresh out of the oven. |
425 | 00:18:58,095 | 00:18:58,925 | I call corners. | I call corners. |
426 | 00:18:59,012 | 00:19:01,062 | [woman] Blair, I would stick to just one. | [woman] Blair, I would stick to just one. |
427 | 00:19:01,140 | 00:19:02,600 | You know, sugar makes you break out | You know, sugar makes you break out |
428 | 00:19:02,683 | 00:19:04,143 | and lacrosse season's coming up. | and lacrosse season's coming up. |
429 | 00:19:04,226 | 00:19:05,266 | You want to look your best. | You want to look your best. |
430 | 00:19:05,352 | 00:19:06,482 | Oh, great point, Mom. | Oh, great point, Mom. |
431 | 00:19:06,562 | 00:19:09,402 | Good looks are vital to a successful career in sports. | Good looks are vital to a successful career in sports. |
432 | 00:19:09,481 | 00:19:11,321 | Just ask Michael Phelps. | Just ask Michael Phelps. |
433 | 00:19:11,400 | 00:19:12,650 | Michael Phelps is kind of cute. | Michael Phelps is kind of cute. |
434 | 00:19:12,734 | 00:19:13,654 | Andre the Giant. | Andre the Giant. |
435 | 00:19:14,319 | 00:19:15,359 | How was school? | How was school? |
436 | 00:19:15,445 | 00:19:16,315 | -Lame. -Good. | -Lame. -Good. |
437 | 00:19:16,947 | 00:19:18,487 | Sterling got Fellowship leader. | Sterling got Fellowship leader. |
438 | 00:19:18,949 | 00:19:20,489 | [screams] | [screams] |
439 | 00:19:20,993 | 00:19:22,703 | Baby, yes! | Baby, yes! |
440 | 00:19:23,412 | 00:19:25,872 | [laughs hysterically] | [laughs hysterically] |
441 | 00:19:27,166 | 00:19:28,416 | [man] What's all this hollerin'? | [man] What's all this hollerin'? |
442 | 00:19:28,500 | 00:19:31,090 | -Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps] | -Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. -[gasps] |
443 | 00:19:31,170 | 00:19:32,460 | Way to go, princess! | Way to go, princess! |
444 | 00:19:32,546 | 00:19:34,296 | I was Fellowship leader back in high school. | I was Fellowship leader back in high school. |
445 | 00:19:34,464 | 00:19:38,054 | Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass? | Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass? |
446 | 00:19:38,135 | 00:19:40,135 | -Language. Bad. -But-- | -Language. Bad. -But-- |
447 | 00:19:40,470 | 00:19:42,350 | That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do? | That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do? |
448 | 00:19:42,431 | 00:19:44,431 | Did you give those attackers the old "Wesley check"? | Did you give those attackers the old "Wesley check"? |
449 | 00:19:44,516 | 00:19:46,846 | -Yes, sir. You know it. -[man chuckles] | -Yes, sir. You know it. -[man chuckles] |
450 | 00:19:46,935 | 00:19:48,095 | I'm so proud of my girls. | I'm so proud of my girls. |
451 | 00:19:48,604 | 00:19:49,814 | Hey, I called the corners! | Hey, I called the corners! |
452 | 00:19:53,901 | 00:19:56,031 | Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way. | Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way. |
453 | 00:19:57,196 | 00:19:59,866 | Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money? | Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money? |
454 | 00:20:00,616 | 00:20:03,536 | Is prostitution legal in the state of Georgia | Is prostitution legal in the state of Georgia |
455 | 00:20:03,619 | 00:20:05,249 | if the prostitute is super into it? | if the prostitute is super into it? |
456 | 00:20:05,329 | 00:20:06,329 | I'm serious. | I'm serious. |
457 | 00:20:06,413 | 00:20:08,083 | Okay, we're going to pick up the 2,500, | Okay, we're going to pick up the 2,500, |
458 | 00:20:08,165 | 00:20:10,495 | get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend, | get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend, |
459 | 00:20:10,584 | 00:20:12,134 | and then never think about this again. | and then never think about this again. |
460 | 00:20:12,211 | 00:20:14,381 | But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it? | But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it? |
461 | 00:20:14,463 | 00:20:15,963 | Can't you buy a whole new car for that? | Can't you buy a whole new car for that? |
462 | 00:20:18,717 | 00:20:19,887 | We can't take the Volt. | We can't take the Volt. |
463 | 00:20:20,510 | 00:20:22,600 | What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid? | What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid? |
464 | 00:20:22,679 | 00:20:24,599 | Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta | Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta |
465 | 00:20:24,681 | 00:20:26,641 | to be waterfront property by the year 2030. | to be waterfront property by the year 2030. |
466 | 00:20:26,725 | 00:20:28,265 | Oh, come on, let's just take the truck. | Oh, come on, let's just take the truck. |
467 | 00:20:28,352 | 00:20:30,942 | I'd rather Dad notice that it's gone than notice it's-- | I'd rather Dad notice that it's gone than notice it's-- |
468 | 00:20:31,271 | 00:20:32,941 | -Completely F'ed? -Exactly. | -Completely F'ed? -Exactly. |
469 | 00:20:33,023 | 00:20:35,033 | Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go! | Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go! |
470 | 00:20:36,652 | 00:20:39,572 | You know, you're technically three minutes older than me. | You know, you're technically three minutes older than me. |
471 | 00:20:40,697 | 00:20:41,527 | And I'm not a hippie! | And I'm not a hippie! |
472 | 00:20:41,949 | 00:20:44,909 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
473 | 00:20:48,830 | 00:20:49,750 | Ew. | Ew. |
474 | 00:20:50,749 | 00:20:51,999 | [groans] | [groans] |
475 | 00:20:52,084 | 00:20:53,044 | Here they come. | Here they come. |
476 | 00:21:00,175 | 00:21:02,585 | Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please? | Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please? |
477 | 00:21:02,678 | 00:21:03,888 | Aye-aye, Cap'n. | Aye-aye, Cap'n. |
478 | 00:21:04,596 | 00:21:05,886 | Okay, we're not on a ship. | Okay, we're not on a ship. |
479 | 00:21:05,973 | 00:21:08,143 | Just let her be happy, Bowser. | Just let her be happy, Bowser. |
480 | 00:21:08,225 | 00:21:09,135 | Just let her be happy. | Just let her be happy. |
481 | 00:21:09,268 | 00:21:11,558 | Is this your "job" job? I thought you were a bounty-hunter. | Is this your "job" job? I thought you were a bounty-hunter. |
482 | 00:21:11,645 | 00:21:13,475 | Can I have a vanilla with extra gummy bears? | Can I have a vanilla with extra gummy bears? |
483 | 00:21:13,563 | 00:21:16,653 | Wait. You. Don't knock my side-hustle, kid. | Wait. You. Don't knock my side-hustle, kid. |
484 | 00:21:16,942 | 00:21:18,362 | Trust me. You never know. | Trust me. You never know. |
485 | 00:21:18,443 | 00:21:20,533 | And yes, you can have extra gummy bears, | And yes, you can have extra gummy bears, |
486 | 00:21:20,612 | 00:21:21,822 | that'll be an extra 75 cents. | that'll be an extra 75 cents. |
487 | 00:21:21,905 | 00:21:23,025 | Do you sing if I tip? | Do you sing if I tip? |
488 | 00:21:23,115 | 00:21:24,615 | No, I will not sing. | No, I will not sing. |
489 | 00:21:25,742 | 00:21:26,912 | [Blair] You're no fun. | [Blair] You're no fun. |
490 | 00:21:29,579 | 00:21:31,329 | -What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on? | -What is--? -Hey! What you waitin' on? |
491 | 00:21:32,207 | 00:21:33,037 | Come on. | Come on. |
492 | 00:21:39,506 | 00:21:42,216 | You, uh... got the cash? | You, uh... got the cash? |
493 | 00:21:42,426 | 00:21:43,256 | Yup. | Yup. |
494 | 00:21:46,513 | 00:21:48,063 | Turn around, please. | Turn around, please. |
495 | 00:21:48,348 | 00:21:49,268 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
496 | 00:21:50,475 | 00:21:51,345 | All right. | All right. |
497 | 00:21:57,983 | 00:21:59,363 | -[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit. | -[ringtone on cell phone] -Oh, shit. |
498 | 00:22:01,945 | 00:22:03,025 | Yeah. Go for Bowser. | Yeah. Go for Bowser. |
499 | 00:22:03,947 | 00:22:05,987 | No. No. No. No. Yolanda. | No. No. No. No. Yolanda. |
500 | 00:22:06,241 | 00:22:07,951 | Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance. | Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance. |
501 | 00:22:08,368 | 00:22:09,288 | I'll find him. | I'll find him. |
502 | 00:22:11,330 | 00:22:12,250 | I know. | I know. |
503 | 00:22:12,622 | 00:22:14,332 | The Men's Parlor. I know. | The Men's Parlor. I know. |
504 | 00:22:15,042 | 00:22:16,132 | Because I'll find-- | Because I'll find-- |
505 | 00:22:16,501 | 00:22:18,301 | You heard what I said, didn't you? | You heard what I said, didn't you? |
506 | 00:22:18,378 | 00:22:19,338 | [whispering] Shit. | [whispering] Shit. |
507 | 00:22:20,380 | 00:22:21,800 | Hey. Put that back. | Hey. Put that back. |
508 | 00:22:21,882 | 00:22:23,132 | What are you doing? Here you go. | What are you doing? Here you go. |
509 | 00:22:24,718 | 00:22:27,098 | Count it, Sterling. [clears throat] | Count it, Sterling. [clears throat] |
510 | 00:22:28,096 | 00:22:29,596 | Yep, 2,500. | Yep, 2,500. |
511 | 00:22:29,681 | 00:22:31,561 | -That's great. Thank you. It's good. -All right. | -That's great. Thank you. It's good. -All right. |
512 | 00:22:31,641 | 00:22:32,851 | Good doing business with you. | Good doing business with you. |
513 | 00:22:32,934 | 00:22:33,944 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
514 | 00:22:35,228 | 00:22:38,228 | -As the old saying goes, "Bye." -Uh... | -As the old saying goes, "Bye." -Uh... |
515 | 00:22:39,524 | 00:22:40,534 | Hey, Bowser. | Hey, Bowser. |
516 | 00:22:40,609 | 00:22:41,529 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
517 | 00:22:41,610 | 00:22:42,650 | Uh... | Uh... |
518 | 00:22:42,736 | 00:22:44,946 | You look... manly. | You look... manly. |
519 | 00:22:45,447 | 00:22:46,947 | Oily... Uh... | Oily... Uh... |
520 | 00:22:47,032 | 00:22:48,622 | Vehicular-ly inclined. | Vehicular-ly inclined. |
521 | 00:22:48,700 | 00:22:51,750 | Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us | Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us |
522 | 00:22:51,828 | 00:22:53,458 | to get that fixed? Roughly? | to get that fixed? Roughly? |
523 | 00:22:54,247 | 00:22:55,617 | Oily, huh? Yeah. | Oily, huh? Yeah. |
524 | 00:22:56,333 | 00:23:00,213 | Well, as a man who's crashed many cars, | Well, as a man who's crashed many cars, |
525 | 00:23:01,004 | 00:23:04,594 | I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here. | I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here. |
526 | 00:23:06,468 | 00:23:07,298 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
527 | 00:23:07,886 | 00:23:10,006 | Um... Do you have any more jobs? | Um... Do you have any more jobs? |
528 | 00:23:10,097 | 00:23:11,767 | Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs, | Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs, |
529 | 00:23:12,432 | 00:23:14,142 | if I had more jobs-- Look... | if I had more jobs-- Look... |
530 | 00:23:15,227 | 00:23:17,057 | I like you girls. I do. | I like you girls. I do. |
531 | 00:23:18,021 | 00:23:19,191 | You're fast as hell. | You're fast as hell. |
532 | 00:23:19,272 | 00:23:21,402 | You run like a deer. It was amazing. | You run like a deer. It was amazing. |
533 | 00:23:21,691 | 00:23:23,651 | And you, you're a freakishly good shot. | And you, you're a freakishly good shot. |
534 | 00:23:24,152 | 00:23:25,152 | But I've got rent to pay. | But I've got rent to pay. |
535 | 00:23:25,237 | 00:23:28,277 | I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see? | I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see? |
536 | 00:23:28,365 | 00:23:30,405 | Hey, we get it. | Hey, we get it. |
537 | 00:23:30,492 | 00:23:33,542 | Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah? | Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah? |
538 | 00:23:34,079 | 00:23:35,369 | So, what do you want to do now? | So, what do you want to do now? |
539 | 00:23:35,455 | 00:23:36,955 | Go to the Men's Parlor? | Go to the Men's Parlor? |
540 | 00:23:37,040 | 00:23:40,590 | That secret club of which we know the exact location? | That secret club of which we know the exact location? |
541 | 00:23:41,294 | 00:23:43,464 | Hey, uh, what's the address over there? | Hey, uh, what's the address over there? |
542 | 00:23:43,547 | 00:23:45,127 | The address alone won't get you very far. | The address alone won't get you very far. |
543 | 00:23:45,215 | 00:23:47,085 | -And why is that? -You need us to get in it. | -And why is that? -You need us to get in it. |
544 | 00:23:47,175 | 00:23:48,635 | It-- um-- It's in this country club | It-- um-- It's in this country club |
545 | 00:23:48,718 | 00:23:51,718 | and they only cater to this specific clientele, it's-- | and they only cater to this specific clientele, it's-- |
546 | 00:23:52,305 | 00:23:53,305 | -White people. -Blair. | -White people. -Blair. |
547 | 00:23:53,390 | 00:23:54,270 | What? It's true! | What? It's true! |
548 | 00:23:54,433 | 00:23:56,563 | I don't think it's written in stone, but... | I don't think it's written in stone, but... |
549 | 00:23:57,477 | 00:23:59,227 | actually, it--it might be. | actually, it--it might be. |
550 | 00:23:59,813 | 00:24:03,693 | So, unfortunately these places have some outdated policies that don't-- | So, unfortunately these places have some outdated policies that don't-- |
551 | 00:24:03,775 | 00:24:07,315 | Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it. | Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it. |
552 | 00:24:07,571 | 00:24:08,451 | They're racist. | They're racist. |
553 | 00:24:08,905 | 00:24:09,865 | -Right. -Yes. | -Right. -Yes. |
554 | 00:24:09,948 | 00:24:13,328 | Yeah, so you can have the address for, | Yeah, so you can have the address for, |
555 | 00:24:13,660 | 00:24:15,450 | I don't know, say... a hundred, | I don't know, say... a hundred, |
556 | 00:24:16,329 | 00:24:20,499 | or you could have personal whitey escorts | or you could have personal whitey escorts |
557 | 00:24:21,501 | 00:24:23,171 | -for three thou-- -Five. | -for three thou-- -Five. |
558 | 00:24:23,253 | 00:24:25,213 | Five thousand dollars. | Five thousand dollars. |
559 | 00:24:25,922 | 00:24:27,592 | If you deliver me John Stevens, | If you deliver me John Stevens, |
560 | 00:24:28,300 | 00:24:29,630 | y'all will get paid. | y'all will get paid. |
561 | 00:24:31,595 | 00:24:32,925 | John Stevens, dude. | John Stevens, dude. |
562 | 00:24:33,013 | 00:24:35,643 | It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses. | It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses. |
563 | 00:24:35,724 | 00:24:37,814 | Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor? | Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor? |
564 | 00:24:38,185 | 00:24:40,845 | April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island | April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island |
565 | 00:24:40,937 | 00:24:43,017 | that said I was developing nicely. | that said I was developing nicely. |
566 | 00:24:43,106 | 00:24:44,106 | Oh, barf. Yes. | Oh, barf. Yes. |
567 | 00:24:44,191 | 00:24:46,321 | I'd love to arrest him and watch April squirm. | I'd love to arrest him and watch April squirm. |
568 | 00:24:47,903 | 00:24:49,783 | Are you wearing my Savage X Fenty bralette again? | Are you wearing my Savage X Fenty bralette again? |
569 | 00:24:49,863 | 00:24:52,033 | I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs. | I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs. |
570 | 00:24:52,115 | 00:24:53,155 | Now's not the time. | Now's not the time. |
571 | 00:24:53,909 | 00:24:56,449 | Cool. We know John Stevens. | Cool. We know John Stevens. |
572 | 00:24:57,496 | 00:24:58,366 | Say again. | Say again. |
573 | 00:24:58,455 | 00:25:00,535 | Oh, yeah, we brought him in before. | Oh, yeah, we brought him in before. |
574 | 00:25:00,790 | 00:25:02,670 | What did the old boy do this time? | What did the old boy do this time? |
575 | 00:25:04,878 | 00:25:06,378 | Solicitation and battery. | Solicitation and battery. |
576 | 00:25:06,880 | 00:25:08,340 | Real pillar of his community. | Real pillar of his community. |
577 | 00:25:08,673 | 00:25:10,133 | Skipped bail last week, even. | Skipped bail last week, even. |
578 | 00:25:10,550 | 00:25:13,010 | Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00. | Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00. |
579 | 00:25:13,094 | 00:25:15,764 | My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman... | My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman... |
580 | 00:25:15,847 | 00:25:18,347 | My bail bondsperson got a tip. | My bail bondsperson got a tip. |
581 | 00:25:19,267 | 00:25:20,097 | Dope. | Dope. |
582 | 00:25:20,810 | 00:25:21,690 | Let's ride. | Let's ride. |
583 | 00:25:23,104 | 00:25:25,524 | -Dope. Let's ride. -Hey! My car. | -Dope. Let's ride. -Hey! My car. |
584 | 00:25:32,322 | 00:25:34,202 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
585 | 00:25:39,037 | 00:25:40,617 | Well, this is some Django shit. | Well, this is some Django shit. |
586 | 00:25:41,665 | 00:25:42,865 | Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles. | Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles. |
587 | 00:25:42,958 | 00:25:43,878 | Hey, Miss Wesley. | Hey, Miss Wesley. |
588 | 00:25:45,043 | 00:25:45,923 | Miss Wesley. | Miss Wesley. |
589 | 00:25:47,128 | 00:25:48,258 | Hey, Miles. | Hey, Miles. |
590 | 00:25:49,381 | 00:25:51,631 | Oh, uh, you guys going to be parking today? | Oh, uh, you guys going to be parking today? |
591 | 00:25:51,716 | 00:25:52,966 | No. He's just dropping us off. | No. He's just dropping us off. |
592 | 00:25:57,722 | 00:25:59,062 | Park down by the service entrance, | Park down by the service entrance, |
593 | 00:25:59,140 | 00:26:01,060 | download Fruit Ninja. | download Fruit Ninja. |
594 | 00:26:01,685 | 00:26:03,225 | We'll be back with your guy. | We'll be back with your guy. |
595 | 00:26:04,104 | 00:26:05,864 | What the hell is a "fruit ninja"? | What the hell is a "fruit ninja"? |
596 | 00:26:08,233 | 00:26:09,993 | I'm really hoping you have a plan. | I'm really hoping you have a plan. |
597 | 00:26:10,068 | 00:26:15,238 | Not so much a plan as like a general idea...ish...ment. | Not so much a plan as like a general idea...ish...ment. |
598 | 00:26:15,323 | 00:26:16,413 | Care to enlighten me? | Care to enlighten me? |
599 | 00:26:16,491 | 00:26:17,491 | Okay, how about... | Okay, how about... |
600 | 00:26:18,493 | 00:26:21,003 | we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts. | we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts. |
601 | 00:26:21,454 | 00:26:24,964 | And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink, | And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink, |
602 | 00:26:25,041 | 00:26:26,751 | like James Bond and then we grab him-- | like James Bond and then we grab him-- |
603 | 00:26:26,835 | 00:26:28,745 | Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol? | Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol? |
604 | 00:26:28,837 | 00:26:29,747 | You brought a pistol? | You brought a pistol? |
605 | 00:26:29,838 | 00:26:30,878 | [woman] Hello, girls... | [woman] Hello, girls... |
606 | 00:26:30,964 | 00:26:33,594 | Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp. | Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp. |
607 | 00:26:33,675 | 00:26:34,505 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
608 | 00:26:34,593 | 00:26:36,263 | I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson. | I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson. |
609 | 00:26:36,344 | 00:26:38,434 | It's like skin color, but prettier. | It's like skin color, but prettier. |
610 | 00:26:38,638 | 00:26:40,718 | Y'all are too dang sweet. | Y'all are too dang sweet. |
611 | 00:26:40,807 | 00:26:42,807 | Tell your mother and daddy we said hello. | Tell your mother and daddy we said hello. |
612 | 00:26:42,892 | 00:26:45,062 | Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday morning bright and early. | Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday morning bright and early. |
613 | 00:26:45,145 | 00:26:46,225 | Oh, you will. | Oh, you will. |
614 | 00:26:46,813 | 00:26:49,863 | Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them. | Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them. |
615 | 00:26:49,941 | 00:26:52,071 | I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed. | I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed. |
616 | 00:26:52,152 | 00:26:53,282 | That's just common sense. | That's just common sense. |
617 | 00:26:53,361 | 00:26:54,401 | Stranger danger. | Stranger danger. |
618 | 00:27:07,751 | 00:27:10,171 | [scoffs] He's not here. It's past six o'clock-- | [scoffs] He's not here. It's past six o'clock-- |
619 | 00:27:10,253 | 00:27:11,923 | Hey. What are you two doing in here? | Hey. What are you two doing in here? |
620 | 00:27:12,339 | 00:27:13,549 | Come on, get over here. | Come on, get over here. |
621 | 00:27:13,632 | 00:27:14,842 | -[Blair scoffs] -[Miles] Quick. | -[Blair scoffs] -[Miles] Quick. |
622 | 00:27:19,262 | 00:27:20,472 | Are you two crazy? | Are you two crazy? |
623 | 00:27:20,889 | 00:27:22,679 | That's The "Men's" Parlour. | That's The "Men's" Parlour. |
624 | 00:27:23,391 | 00:27:24,481 | Neither of you are mens. | Neither of you are mens. |
625 | 00:27:24,559 | 00:27:25,889 | Uh... [scoffs] | Uh... [scoffs] |
626 | 00:27:25,977 | 00:27:27,597 | Y-- Yeah, obviously. | Y-- Yeah, obviously. |
627 | 00:27:28,146 | 00:27:31,856 | But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here. | But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here. |
628 | 00:27:32,150 | 00:27:34,570 | So, we're here in protest. Okay? | So, we're here in protest. Okay? |
629 | 00:27:35,111 | 00:27:37,491 | ♪ Show me what a Women's Parlour looks like ♪ | ♪ Show me what a Women's Parlour looks like ♪ |
630 | 00:27:37,614 | 00:27:40,084 | ♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪ | ♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪ |
631 | 00:27:40,241 | 00:27:42,541 | -♪ Show me what a Women's-- ♪ -[interrupting] | -♪ Show me what a Women's-- ♪ -[interrupting] |
632 | 00:27:42,619 | 00:27:44,949 | Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens. | Uh-- Uh-- We're looking for John Stevens. |
633 | 00:27:45,038 | 00:27:47,208 | We heard he had a meeting. Know where we can find him? | We heard he had a meeting. Know where we can find him? |
634 | 00:27:47,290 | 00:27:49,500 | If I told you, I would lose my job. | If I told you, I would lose my job. |
635 | 00:27:49,584 | 00:27:52,304 | You know how weird this place is about secrets and traditions. | You know how weird this place is about secrets and traditions. |
636 | 00:27:57,467 | 00:27:58,297 | Hey, Miles. | Hey, Miles. |
637 | 00:28:00,303 | 00:28:01,143 | Hey. | Hey. |
638 | 00:28:01,221 | 00:28:03,221 | Miles, we, uh... | Miles, we, uh... |
639 | 00:28:03,807 | 00:28:04,677 | really... | really... |
640 | 00:28:07,185 | 00:28:09,515 | need your help... | need your help... |
641 | 00:28:14,776 | 00:28:15,776 | here. So... | here. So... |
642 | 00:28:16,236 | 00:28:17,066 | Uh... | Uh... |
643 | 00:28:18,988 | 00:28:20,568 | All right, he's in the humidor. | All right, he's in the humidor. |
644 | 00:28:20,657 | 00:28:22,827 | It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet. | It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet. |
645 | 00:28:22,909 | 00:28:23,739 | Great. Where is it? | Great. Where is it? |
646 | 00:28:24,744 | 00:28:26,754 | -It's around that corner, but-- -Okay. Thanks, Miles. | -It's around that corner, but-- -Okay. Thanks, Miles. |
647 | 00:28:26,830 | 00:28:28,210 | Okay, we'll see you later. | Okay, we'll see you later. |
648 | 00:28:34,379 | 00:28:37,009 | Did you see that? I, like, totally seduced him. | Did you see that? I, like, totally seduced him. |
649 | 00:28:37,090 | 00:28:38,970 | [whispering] Focus! I think it's this. | [whispering] Focus! I think it's this. |
650 | 00:28:39,050 | 00:28:39,880 | Oh. | Oh. |
651 | 00:28:49,018 | 00:28:50,058 | There's nothing here. | There's nothing here. |
652 | 00:28:50,145 | 00:28:51,015 | Well... | Well... |
653 | 00:28:52,147 | 00:28:53,357 | thanks for nothing, Miles. | thanks for nothing, Miles. |
654 | 00:28:54,023 | 00:28:55,363 | What are y'all in the mood for? | What are y'all in the mood for? |
655 | 00:28:55,442 | 00:28:58,612 | We got top shelf or... hell, we can all slum it with Beam. | We got top shelf or... hell, we can all slum it with Beam. |
656 | 00:28:58,695 | 00:28:59,735 | [men chuckle] | [men chuckle] |
657 | 00:28:59,821 | 00:29:02,531 | [man] Find that single barrel we like so much from Pigeon Forge. Mm. | [man] Find that single barrel we like so much from Pigeon Forge. Mm. |
658 | 00:29:02,615 | 00:29:05,195 | Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all... | Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all... |
659 | 00:29:05,660 | 00:29:08,000 | -that was Gerald. -[man] And now you're tellin' fibs. | -that was Gerald. -[man] And now you're tellin' fibs. |
660 | 00:29:08,079 | 00:29:10,749 | [man 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming | [man 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming |
661 | 00:29:10,832 | 00:29:13,592 | and John happened to be at the motel bar. | and John happened to be at the motel bar. |
662 | 00:29:14,544 | 00:29:16,554 | [chuckles] Gerald asked him to take the fall. | [chuckles] Gerald asked him to take the fall. |
663 | 00:29:16,629 | 00:29:17,879 | Gerald's got rage issues. | Gerald's got rage issues. |
664 | 00:29:17,964 | 00:29:21,184 | Saying you're the one who beat up a whore is a damn big sacrifice. | Saying you're the one who beat up a whore is a damn big sacrifice. |
665 | 00:29:21,384 | 00:29:23,644 | He's been my business partner for 18 years. | He's been my business partner for 18 years. |
666 | 00:29:23,720 | 00:29:24,970 | Wife's in hospice care. | Wife's in hospice care. |
667 | 00:29:25,305 | 00:29:27,175 | Ovarian cancer's got her any day now. | Ovarian cancer's got her any day now. |
668 | 00:29:27,974 | 00:29:30,444 | I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes, | I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes, |
669 | 00:29:30,518 | 00:29:33,228 | so when she passes, he'll confess. | so when she passes, he'll confess. |
670 | 00:29:33,938 | 00:29:35,978 | And until then, I'm hidin' out. | And until then, I'm hidin' out. |
671 | 00:29:36,065 | 00:29:37,065 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
672 | 00:29:37,150 | 00:29:38,940 | [man 1] Dadgum, you're a good man, John. | [man 1] Dadgum, you're a good man, John. |
673 | 00:29:39,027 | 00:29:41,397 | [man 2] A lot better than I'd have done, that's for damn sure. | [man 2] A lot better than I'd have done, that's for damn sure. |
674 | 00:29:41,488 | 00:29:42,358 | [man 1] Yeah, we know. | [man 1] Yeah, we know. |
675 | 00:29:42,447 | 00:29:43,907 | [man 2] Hey, I found it. There it is. | [man 2] Hey, I found it. There it is. |
676 | 00:29:43,990 | 00:29:45,240 | -[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle] | -[man 1] Finally. -[men chuckle] |
677 | 00:29:45,784 | 00:29:47,794 | [John] Bring that on in. Mmm. | [John] Bring that on in. Mmm. |
678 | 00:29:47,869 | 00:29:48,749 | It's looking good. | It's looking good. |
679 | 00:29:49,162 | 00:29:51,082 | [breathing fast] | [breathing fast] |
680 | 00:29:52,165 | 00:29:52,995 | Sterling! | Sterling! |
681 | 00:29:53,583 | 00:29:54,923 | Holy shit. | Holy shit. |
682 | 00:29:55,293 | 00:29:57,753 | Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner. | Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner. |
683 | 00:29:58,463 | 00:29:59,963 | We can't bring him in. | We can't bring him in. |
684 | 00:30:00,048 | 00:30:01,588 | Dude, we need the money. | Dude, we need the money. |
685 | 00:30:01,883 | 00:30:03,973 | He didn't do it, it would be wrong. You know this! | He didn't do it, it would be wrong. You know this! |
686 | 00:30:04,052 | 00:30:05,092 | -Ow! -[sighs] | -Ow! -[sighs] |
687 | 00:30:06,930 | 00:30:08,890 | You can be very un-fun sometimes! | You can be very un-fun sometimes! |
688 | 00:30:11,726 | 00:30:12,596 | Hm. | Hm. |
689 | 00:30:14,771 | 00:30:16,771 | Get out of here! Oh, peach! [chuckles] | Get out of here! Oh, peach! [chuckles] |
690 | 00:30:17,357 | 00:30:18,727 | I'm a fruit ninja. | I'm a fruit ninja. |
691 | 00:30:19,609 | 00:30:20,779 | Hey, uh... | Hey, uh... |
692 | 00:30:22,153 | 00:30:23,073 | He wasn't there. | He wasn't there. |
693 | 00:30:23,404 | 00:30:26,034 | Goddamn it, I thought you said you knew what you were doin'. | Goddamn it, I thought you said you knew what you were doin'. |
694 | 00:30:26,115 | 00:30:28,785 | We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing. | We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing. |
695 | 00:30:28,868 | 00:30:32,328 | Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation. | Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation. |
696 | 00:30:32,413 | 00:30:33,583 | [groans] | [groans] |
697 | 00:30:33,665 | 00:30:34,615 | Shhhit. | Shhhit. |
698 | 00:30:34,707 | 00:30:36,037 | [starts engine] | [starts engine] |
699 | 00:30:36,125 | 00:30:37,535 | Misinformation. | Misinformation. |
700 | 00:30:37,627 | 00:30:39,297 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
701 | 00:30:46,511 | 00:30:48,051 | [moaning ecstatically] | [moaning ecstatically] |
702 | 00:30:48,930 | 00:30:49,970 | Oh, that's awesome. | Oh, that's awesome. |
703 | 00:30:50,473 | 00:30:52,483 | [both moan] | [both moan] |
704 | 00:30:54,561 | 00:30:55,601 | That's... | That's... |
705 | 00:30:57,480 | 00:30:58,650 | That's, that's it. | That's, that's it. |
706 | 00:31:03,945 | 00:31:05,195 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
707 | 00:31:05,280 | 00:31:06,280 | That was amazing. | That was amazing. |
708 | 00:31:06,364 | 00:31:08,124 | Mmm. I love you. | Mmm. I love you. |
709 | 00:31:08,199 | 00:31:09,119 | I love you. | I love you. |
710 | 00:31:09,200 | 00:31:11,200 | [people chattering] | [people chattering] |
711 | 00:31:18,293 | 00:31:20,003 | -Oh. Hey, babe. -Hey. | -Oh. Hey, babe. -Hey. |
712 | 00:31:20,086 | 00:31:20,956 | How was your day? | How was your day? |
713 | 00:31:21,045 | 00:31:22,755 | It was really good. Did you have a good day? | It was really good. Did you have a good day? |
714 | 00:31:22,839 | 00:31:24,009 | I had such a good day. | I had such a good day. |
715 | 00:31:24,090 | 00:31:25,760 | -Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--? | -Okay, yeah... See ya. -Do you--? |
716 | 00:31:25,842 | 00:31:28,092 | -Okay. -See ya. Uh, I go-- I got golf. | -Okay. -See ya. Uh, I go-- I got golf. |
717 | 00:31:29,429 | 00:31:30,509 | You totally just boned. | You totally just boned. |
718 | 00:31:30,597 | 00:31:32,427 | [sighs] We made love. | [sighs] We made love. |
719 | 00:31:33,182 | 00:31:34,602 | You mean you boned, but slower? | You mean you boned, but slower? |
720 | 00:31:35,643 | 00:31:37,023 | That must have been so intense. | That must have been so intense. |
721 | 00:31:37,103 | 00:31:38,353 | It was kind of awesome. | It was kind of awesome. |
722 | 00:31:38,438 | 00:31:39,808 | Oh, my God. When he's-- | Oh, my God. When he's-- |
723 | 00:31:39,898 | 00:31:41,188 | Hi, Sterling. | Hi, Sterling. |
724 | 00:31:41,274 | 00:31:42,694 | -Hi, April. -Hi, Blair. | -Hi, April. -Hi, Blair. |
725 | 00:31:43,401 | 00:31:44,491 | [whimpers] | [whimpers] |
726 | 00:31:44,569 | 00:31:45,489 | If my-- | If my-- |
727 | 00:31:45,570 | 00:31:47,070 | If I didn't know my fate at this school | If I didn't know my fate at this school |
728 | 00:31:47,155 | 00:31:49,445 | rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands, | rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands, |
729 | 00:31:49,532 | 00:31:51,242 | I'd feel bad for April about her dad. | I'd feel bad for April about her dad. |
730 | 00:31:51,326 | 00:31:54,036 | I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah. | I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah. |
731 | 00:31:55,288 | 00:31:58,208 | If his business partner doesn't confess, does he have to go to jail for him? | If his business partner doesn't confess, does he have to go to jail for him? |
732 | 00:31:58,291 | 00:32:00,671 | She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure. | She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure. |
733 | 00:32:01,711 | 00:32:02,921 | [cell phone dings] | [cell phone dings] |
734 | 00:32:03,004 | 00:32:04,634 | Shit. Shit. Shit. | Shit. Shit. Shit. |
735 | 00:32:04,714 | 00:32:05,924 | Check your phone. Shit! | Check your phone. Shit! |
736 | 00:32:06,925 | 00:32:07,965 | [exhales deeply] | [exhales deeply] |
737 | 00:32:09,093 | 00:32:11,303 | -[groans] -[cell phone bleeps] | -[groans] -[cell phone bleeps] |
738 | 00:32:14,098 | 00:32:16,388 | You don't have to sign who it's from. | You don't have to sign who it's from. |
739 | 00:32:18,019 | 00:32:19,729 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
740 | 00:32:21,981 | 00:32:25,941 | Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now. | Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now. |
741 | 00:32:26,027 | 00:32:27,897 | -We trusted you girls-- -The Volt is so small. | -We trusted you girls-- -The Volt is so small. |
742 | 00:32:27,987 | 00:32:30,067 | Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you--! | Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you--! |
743 | 00:32:30,156 | 00:32:31,526 | You do not interrupt your mother. | You do not interrupt your mother. |
744 | 00:32:31,616 | 00:32:33,276 | Took your father's truck without permission. | Took your father's truck without permission. |
745 | 00:32:33,368 | 00:32:34,368 | You treated it like trash | You treated it like trash |
746 | 00:32:34,452 | 00:32:36,872 | and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it. | and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it. |
747 | 00:32:37,580 | 00:32:39,790 | You were dishonest and you were irresponsible. | You were dishonest and you were irresponsible. |
748 | 00:32:43,711 | 00:32:44,671 | That's right. | That's right. |
749 | 00:32:47,006 | 00:32:47,836 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
750 | 00:32:47,924 | 00:32:51,644 | We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs. | We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs. |
751 | 00:32:52,428 | 00:32:55,468 | That's right, you'll have to get jobs. | That's right, you'll have to get jobs. |
752 | 00:32:55,556 | 00:32:57,346 | [man] And if you can't handle that, | [man] And if you can't handle that, |
753 | 00:32:57,433 | 00:32:59,943 | then we will fix the truck with the money we spend | then we will fix the truck with the money we spend |
754 | 00:33:00,019 | 00:33:01,559 | sending you to Willingham. | sending you to Willingham. |
755 | 00:33:01,646 | 00:33:02,646 | Oh, that's good. | Oh, that's good. |
756 | 00:33:02,730 | 00:33:04,440 | See if y'all can handle public school. | See if y'all can handle public school. |
757 | 00:33:04,524 | 00:33:06,444 | [woman] Is that what y'all want? Public school? | [woman] Is that what y'all want? Public school? |
758 | 00:33:06,526 | 00:33:08,526 | Where the principal wears blue jeans, | Where the principal wears blue jeans, |
759 | 00:33:08,611 | 00:33:10,111 | and the classrooms are just | and the classrooms are just |
760 | 00:33:10,196 | 00:33:12,656 | one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. | one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. |
761 | 00:33:12,949 | 00:33:13,909 | -No, ma'am. -Maybe. | -No, ma'am. -Maybe. |
762 | 00:33:13,992 | 00:33:16,042 | Young lady, don't you get smart with me. | Young lady, don't you get smart with me. |
763 | 00:33:19,288 | 00:33:20,708 | Now, are we understood? | Now, are we understood? |
764 | 00:33:22,208 | 00:33:23,168 | [both] Yes, ma'am. | [both] Yes, ma'am. |
765 | 00:33:23,251 | 00:33:25,041 | [woman] Well, what are you waiting for? Go. | [woman] Well, what are you waiting for? Go. |
766 | 00:33:25,128 | 00:33:25,958 | Go! | Go! |
767 | 00:33:28,214 | 00:33:29,884 | -[sighs] I'm just... -Mm. | -[sighs] I'm just... -Mm. |
768 | 00:33:30,633 | 00:33:32,893 | [sighs] If we leave right now, we can still make our court. | [sighs] If we leave right now, we can still make our court. |
769 | 00:33:32,969 | 00:33:33,799 | Ooh. | Ooh. |
770 | 00:33:33,886 | 00:33:37,096 | -[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good. | -[rock music playing] -That's good good good good good good. |
771 | 00:33:38,391 | 00:33:40,021 | -That's good. -[knocking] | -That's good. -[knocking] |
772 | 00:33:40,101 | 00:33:41,271 | -Go away! -Hey. | -Go away! -Hey. |
773 | 00:33:41,352 | 00:33:42,192 | Or come in. | Or come in. |
774 | 00:33:42,770 | 00:33:43,600 | Hey. | Hey. |
775 | 00:33:46,858 | 00:33:48,068 | Mm-mm. | Mm-mm. |
776 | 00:33:50,903 | 00:33:51,993 | We need work, Bowser. | We need work, Bowser. |
777 | 00:33:52,113 | 00:33:53,993 | And I need a big house with a white picket fence | And I need a big house with a white picket fence |
778 | 00:33:54,073 | 00:33:56,373 | and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes. | and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes. |
779 | 00:33:56,451 | 00:33:57,911 | -That's what I need. -We're serious. | -That's what I need. -We're serious. |
780 | 00:33:57,994 | 00:33:59,414 | -Yeah. -Oh, I can tell. | -Yeah. -Oh, I can tell. |
781 | 00:33:59,495 | 00:34:01,035 | Well, I gave you a chance | Well, I gave you a chance |
782 | 00:34:01,289 | 00:34:02,579 | and you didn't catch the skip, | and you didn't catch the skip, |
783 | 00:34:02,915 | 00:34:04,535 | so it doesn't sound promising to me. | so it doesn't sound promising to me. |
784 | 00:34:04,625 | 00:34:05,785 | You can use us. | You can use us. |
785 | 00:34:05,877 | 00:34:07,707 | We have a lot of power in the community. | We have a lot of power in the community. |
786 | 00:34:09,756 | 00:34:11,876 | Like, the rich people community. | Like, the rich people community. |
787 | 00:34:11,966 | 00:34:13,336 | [chuckling] Yeah, okay, then. | [chuckling] Yeah, okay, then. |
788 | 00:34:13,426 | 00:34:14,676 | Find me John Stevens. | Find me John Stevens. |
789 | 00:34:16,554 | 00:34:19,934 | You know, solicitation of a prostitute and battery, | You know, solicitation of a prostitute and battery, |
790 | 00:34:20,016 | 00:34:23,436 | that just doesn't sound like John Stevens. Are you sure that the charges are right? | that just doesn't sound like John Stevens. Are you sure that the charges are right? |
791 | 00:34:23,519 | 00:34:25,859 | I would hate to put him away if he didn't really do it. | I would hate to put him away if he didn't really do it. |
792 | 00:34:25,938 | 00:34:26,938 | Hold it right there. | Hold it right there. |
793 | 00:34:27,273 | 00:34:29,943 | A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty. | A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty. |
794 | 00:34:30,026 | 00:34:32,146 | -Whether he did it-- -Or she... | -Whether he did it-- -Or she... |
795 | 00:34:34,530 | 00:34:38,370 | Whether he or she did it is no concern of mine. | Whether he or she did it is no concern of mine. |
796 | 00:34:38,993 | 00:34:40,583 | And if you're real bounty hunters, | And if you're real bounty hunters, |
797 | 00:34:40,870 | 00:34:42,330 | it shouldn't be any of yours, either. | it shouldn't be any of yours, either. |
798 | 00:34:44,957 | 00:34:46,997 | -He knows we're not bounty hunters. -Maybe he doesn't, | -He knows we're not bounty hunters. -Maybe he doesn't, |
799 | 00:34:47,085 | 00:34:48,125 | so just chill. | so just chill. |
800 | 00:34:48,211 | 00:34:49,881 | Okay. Yeah, I can do that. | Okay. Yeah, I can do that. |
801 | 00:34:49,962 | 00:34:52,472 | Just soooo chill. | Just soooo chill. |
802 | 00:34:52,548 | 00:34:54,758 | -Just super chill. -Chill. | -Just super chill. -Chill. |
803 | 00:34:54,842 | 00:34:55,892 | So chill. | So chill. |
804 | 00:34:59,806 | 00:35:01,676 | [sniffs] I know you're not really bounty hunters. | [sniffs] I know you're not really bounty hunters. |
805 | 00:35:01,766 | 00:35:02,806 | -Aw, shit. -Aw, shoot. | -Aw, shit. -Aw, shoot. |
806 | 00:35:03,601 | 00:35:06,021 | I mean, "Come again, dog?" | I mean, "Come again, dog?" |
807 | 00:35:06,896 | 00:35:08,056 | I ran your plates, kid. | I ran your plates, kid. |
808 | 00:35:09,565 | 00:35:11,895 | You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley | You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley |
809 | 00:35:11,984 | 00:35:13,824 | of 495 Albemarle Circle. | of 495 Albemarle Circle. |
810 | 00:35:14,529 | 00:35:16,779 | Before that you were at 716 Margaret Mitchell. | Before that you were at 716 Margaret Mitchell. |
811 | 00:35:17,240 | 00:35:19,910 | By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets. | By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets. |
812 | 00:35:20,201 | 00:35:23,291 | You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week. | You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week. |
813 | 00:35:24,622 | 00:35:26,832 | -Should I go on? -TikTok is an art. | -Should I go on? -TikTok is an art. |
814 | 00:35:26,916 | 00:35:28,416 | How do you know all of that? | How do you know all of that? |
815 | 00:35:28,501 | 00:35:30,041 | Because I'm good at my job, | Because I'm good at my job, |
816 | 00:35:30,753 | 00:35:32,883 | which is why I was going to let you get away with this | which is why I was going to let you get away with this |
817 | 00:35:32,964 | 00:35:34,924 | until you deliver me John Stevens. | until you deliver me John Stevens. |
818 | 00:35:35,299 | 00:35:36,719 | He's a big payday, | He's a big payday, |
819 | 00:35:37,426 | 00:35:38,966 | but obviously that's beyond your scope. | but obviously that's beyond your scope. |
820 | 00:35:39,053 | 00:35:41,683 | But you said yourself we're good at this stuff. | But you said yourself we're good at this stuff. |
821 | 00:35:42,265 | 00:35:43,425 | Did I really say that? | Did I really say that? |
822 | 00:35:44,183 | 00:35:45,433 | -Yes. -I don't-- | -Yes. -I don't-- |
823 | 00:35:45,518 | 00:35:48,938 | Okay, but it just doesn't make sense for me, girls. | Okay, but it just doesn't make sense for me, girls. |
824 | 00:35:49,939 | 00:35:51,729 | It'd be like I was babysitting. | It'd be like I was babysitting. |
825 | 00:35:51,816 | 00:35:53,776 | [chuckles] And who wants to see me with a baby? | [chuckles] And who wants to see me with a baby? |
826 | 00:35:53,860 | 00:35:55,440 | Do you understand? Hell, come on. | Do you understand? Hell, come on. |
827 | 00:35:55,945 | 00:35:58,315 | Feel free to come by here any time to say hi. | Feel free to come by here any time to say hi. |
828 | 00:35:58,406 | 00:35:59,526 | Because y'all crack me up. | Because y'all crack me up. |
829 | 00:35:59,615 | 00:36:00,865 | [mocking chuckle] | [mocking chuckle] |
830 | 00:36:01,367 | 00:36:02,947 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
831 | 00:36:03,828 | 00:36:05,908 | Don't arrest John Stevens. We have inside information. | Don't arrest John Stevens. We have inside information. |
832 | 00:36:05,997 | 00:36:06,997 | -He's innocent. -Yeah. | -He's innocent. -Yeah. |
833 | 00:36:08,541 | 00:36:09,881 | Inside information, hm? | Inside information, hm? |
834 | 00:36:10,501 | 00:36:11,421 | All right, let's see. | All right, let's see. |
835 | 00:36:12,336 | 00:36:13,376 | Take a look at that. | Take a look at that. |
836 | 00:36:14,046 | 00:36:16,376 | Security footage from the night of the arrest. | Security footage from the night of the arrest. |
837 | 00:36:17,216 | 00:36:19,006 | [Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him. | [Sterling] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him. |
838 | 00:36:24,307 | 00:36:25,637 | This is bonkerballs. | This is bonkerballs. |
839 | 00:36:25,725 | 00:36:28,635 | Mr. Stevens did it, that little lying piece of shit. | Mr. Stevens did it, that little lying piece of shit. |
840 | 00:36:28,728 | 00:36:31,108 | -He beat up that poor woman. -We should have known. | -He beat up that poor woman. -We should have known. |
841 | 00:36:31,189 | 00:36:33,689 | He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars. | He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars. |
842 | 00:36:33,774 | 00:36:34,614 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
843 | 00:36:35,401 | 00:36:37,401 | God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying. | God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying. |
844 | 00:36:37,486 | 00:36:38,396 | Oh. | Oh. |
845 | 00:36:39,238 | 00:36:40,618 | Okay, we need to find him. | Okay, we need to find him. |
846 | 00:36:40,698 | 00:36:42,738 | Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour. | Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour. |
847 | 00:36:42,825 | 00:36:43,735 | Good idea. | Good idea. |
848 | 00:36:47,914 | 00:36:48,874 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
849 | 00:36:51,959 | 00:36:53,129 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
850 | 00:36:53,211 | 00:36:54,211 | He said he can't tell me. | He said he can't tell me. |
851 | 00:36:54,295 | 00:36:56,295 | -Tell him you'll go on a date with him. -[groans] | -Tell him you'll go on a date with him. -[groans] |
852 | 00:36:59,467 | 00:37:00,467 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
853 | 00:37:03,137 | 00:37:04,007 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
854 | 00:37:04,096 | 00:37:05,096 | He's not there. | He's not there. |
855 | 00:37:05,181 | 00:37:06,181 | [cell phone bleeps] | [cell phone bleeps] |
856 | 00:37:06,265 | 00:37:07,095 | Please! | Please! |
857 | 00:37:07,433 | 00:37:09,063 | There's no way he's hiding out at home. | There's no way he's hiding out at home. |
858 | 00:37:09,143 | 00:37:11,403 | How the hell are we gonna find out where he went? | How the hell are we gonna find out where he went? |
859 | 00:37:13,105 | 00:37:14,185 | I might have an idea. | I might have an idea. |
860 | 00:37:20,112 | 00:37:22,032 | You might have an idea or actually have an idea. | You might have an idea or actually have an idea. |
861 | 00:37:22,114 | 00:37:24,244 | No, I have an idea. Let me have my cool, ominous moment. | No, I have an idea. Let me have my cool, ominous moment. |
862 | 00:37:24,325 | 00:37:25,155 | Okay, sorry. | Okay, sorry. |
863 | 00:37:27,161 | 00:37:28,161 | It's just not cool. | It's just not cool. |
864 | 00:37:28,621 | 00:37:29,581 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
865 | 00:37:30,873 | 00:37:32,713 | Hey, April, we need to talk to you. | Hey, April, we need to talk to you. |
866 | 00:37:32,792 | 00:37:35,132 | The pressures of Fellowship too much already? | The pressures of Fellowship too much already? |
867 | 00:37:35,753 | 00:37:36,803 | I wish I could help. | I wish I could help. |
868 | 00:37:37,046 | 00:37:38,376 | Oh, bless your heart. | Oh, bless your heart. |
869 | 00:37:38,714 | 00:37:40,884 | Uh, no, we met with your daddy this week, | Uh, no, we met with your daddy this week, |
870 | 00:37:40,967 | 00:37:44,387 | and he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen. | and he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen. |
871 | 00:37:44,470 | 00:37:45,640 | What a sweet man. | What a sweet man. |
872 | 00:37:45,721 | 00:37:47,891 | Yeah, the problem is that funding is due tomorrow | Yeah, the problem is that funding is due tomorrow |
873 | 00:37:47,974 | 00:37:50,144 | and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is? | and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is? |
874 | 00:37:50,226 | 00:37:51,726 | You met with him earlier this week? | You met with him earlier this week? |
875 | 00:37:51,811 | 00:37:53,521 | Yeah, Monday. Lovely office. | Yeah, Monday. Lovely office. |
876 | 00:37:53,604 | 00:37:54,864 | Gorgeous interior design. | Gorgeous interior design. |
877 | 00:37:54,939 | 00:37:58,149 | That's funny, because he took his helicopter to Hilton Head | That's funny, because he took his helicopter to Hilton Head |
878 | 00:37:58,234 | 00:38:00,114 | for a golf retreat ten days ago. | for a golf retreat ten days ago. |
879 | 00:38:00,194 | 00:38:01,904 | -Ooh. -Okay... what? | -Ooh. -Okay... what? |
880 | 00:38:02,738 | 00:38:03,658 | I'll explain later. | I'll explain later. |
881 | 00:38:03,739 | 00:38:05,909 | Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday? | Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday? |
882 | 00:38:05,992 | 00:38:07,992 | I meant the Monday before that. I'm-- [chuckles] | I meant the Monday before that. I'm-- [chuckles] |
883 | 00:38:08,077 | 00:38:09,247 | -It's been a long day... -Yeah. | -It's been a long day... -Yeah. |
884 | 00:38:09,328 | 00:38:11,828 | ...and yeah, my brain's like melted into a puddle, and, yeah. | ...and yeah, my brain's like melted into a puddle, and, yeah. |
885 | 00:38:14,500 | 00:38:17,130 | I don't know what you little tramps think you're up to, | I don't know what you little tramps think you're up to, |
886 | 00:38:17,670 | 00:38:18,880 | but I know you're lying. | but I know you're lying. |
887 | 00:38:19,297 | 00:38:21,917 | You do not want to mess with me, honey. | You do not want to mess with me, honey. |
888 | 00:38:22,717 | 00:38:25,547 | Just need the money to continue to spread Christ's love. | Just need the money to continue to spread Christ's love. |
889 | 00:38:25,636 | 00:38:28,426 | -No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family. | -No need to get worked up about it. -Stay away from my family. |
890 | 00:38:31,475 | 00:38:32,555 | Have a blessed night. | Have a blessed night. |
891 | 00:38:32,643 | 00:38:34,103 | Oh, you too, sweetie. | Oh, you too, sweetie. |
892 | 00:38:34,854 | 00:38:37,274 | Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room. | Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room. |
893 | 00:38:37,356 | 00:38:38,356 | Hey, Sterl? | Hey, Sterl? |
894 | 00:38:40,526 | 00:38:43,896 | I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew | I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew |
895 | 00:38:43,988 | 00:38:48,198 | that while I was home making care packages for homeless teens, | that while I was home making care packages for homeless teens, |
896 | 00:38:48,451 | 00:38:54,541 | her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell | her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell |
897 | 00:38:54,832 | 00:38:55,962 | in the senior lot. | in the senior lot. |
898 | 00:38:56,042 | 00:38:57,042 | Gosh. | Gosh. |
899 | 00:38:57,668 | 00:38:59,798 | What would the whole school... say? | What would the whole school... say? |
900 | 00:39:04,717 | 00:39:05,547 | Hoarder. | Hoarder. |
901 | 00:39:09,597 | 00:39:11,467 | It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh? | It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh? |
902 | 00:39:12,099 | 00:39:13,849 | Our little life of badassery? | Our little life of badassery? |
903 | 00:39:15,394 | 00:39:16,854 | Just would have been nice if it ended | Just would have been nice if it ended |
904 | 00:39:16,937 | 00:39:19,107 | after we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad. | after we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad. |
905 | 00:39:19,190 | 00:39:22,070 | Maybe we can get jobs at that other Yogurtopia on Peachtree. | Maybe we can get jobs at that other Yogurtopia on Peachtree. |
906 | 00:39:22,151 | 00:39:24,111 | Might not suck so hard if we get the same shift. | Might not suck so hard if we get the same shift. |
907 | 00:39:24,195 | 00:39:26,855 | "Hashtag April helps sick kids through Christ." | "Hashtag April helps sick kids through Christ." |
908 | 00:39:26,947 | 00:39:27,777 | What? | What? |
909 | 00:39:28,449 | 00:39:30,449 | That's the hashtag of April's discipleship weekend. | That's the hashtag of April's discipleship weekend. |
910 | 00:39:30,534 | 00:39:32,834 | Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house. | Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house. |
911 | 00:39:32,912 | 00:39:34,212 | Oh, shit. Yeah. | Oh, shit. Yeah. |
912 | 00:39:35,122 | 00:39:36,922 | I bet he is hiding out there. | I bet he is hiding out there. |
913 | 00:39:36,999 | 00:39:38,209 | But how do we find the address? | But how do we find the address? |
914 | 00:39:38,292 | 00:39:40,462 | Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then-- | Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then-- |
915 | 00:39:41,128 | 00:39:42,668 | [groans] Except she blocked me. | [groans] Except she blocked me. |
916 | 00:39:42,755 | 00:39:44,665 | And her dad's account is private. | And her dad's account is private. |
917 | 00:39:46,926 | 00:39:47,926 | Unless... | Unless... |
918 | 00:39:51,097 | 00:39:53,057 | -[camera click sound] -Ooh. | -[camera click sound] -Ooh. |
919 | 00:39:53,140 | 00:39:54,230 | Take one of me like this. | Take one of me like this. |
920 | 00:39:56,102 | 00:39:57,312 | Sterling take-- Sterling. | Sterling take-- Sterling. |
921 | 00:40:00,064 | 00:40:02,114 | Ster-- Sterling! What are you doing? | Ster-- Sterling! What are you doing? |
922 | 00:40:03,692 | 00:40:06,362 | Fake account, sexy profile pics, | Fake account, sexy profile pics, |
923 | 00:40:06,445 | 00:40:08,775 | send a follow request and... | send a follow request and... |
924 | 00:40:08,864 | 00:40:10,124 | Oh. | Oh. |
925 | 00:40:11,450 | 00:40:12,370 | And now we wait. | And now we wait. |
926 | 00:40:12,451 | 00:40:13,291 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
927 | 00:40:14,412 | 00:40:15,372 | Okay. | Okay. |
928 | 00:40:16,705 | 00:40:21,035 | Top five... hottest guys at Willingham. | Top five... hottest guys at Willingham. |
929 | 00:40:21,460 | 00:40:23,420 | Besides Luke and Jennings? | Besides Luke and Jennings? |
930 | 00:40:23,504 | 00:40:25,674 | [scoffs] Yeah. Of-- Of course... | [scoffs] Yeah. Of-- Of course... |
931 | 00:40:25,756 | 00:40:26,966 | -Um... -Okay. | -Um... -Okay. |
932 | 00:40:27,049 | 00:40:28,429 | The first one's easy, obviously. | The first one's easy, obviously. |
933 | 00:40:28,551 | 00:40:30,011 | -Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten. | -Owen Caruthers. -Yeah. Chase Holten. |
934 | 00:40:30,094 | 00:40:31,144 | -What? No! -Eww. | -What? No! -Eww. |
935 | 00:40:31,595 | 00:40:34,385 | Owen's, like, spooky hot. | Owen's, like, spooky hot. |
936 | 00:40:34,765 | 00:40:36,635 | Chase is, like, boring and hot. | Chase is, like, boring and hot. |
937 | 00:40:36,725 | 00:40:38,435 | I like his hair-swoopy thing | I like his hair-swoopy thing |
938 | 00:40:38,519 | 00:40:40,399 | and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler. | and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler. |
939 | 00:40:40,980 | 00:40:41,810 | [mock gagging] | [mock gagging] |
940 | 00:40:41,897 | 00:40:44,317 | Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease. | Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease. |
941 | 00:40:44,400 | 00:40:46,110 | Yeah, I love that. | Yeah, I love that. |
942 | 00:40:46,193 | 00:40:47,573 | -[cell phone chimes] -Hey. | -[cell phone chimes] -Hey. |
943 | 00:40:47,653 | 00:40:48,783 | Oh, dang, that was fast. | Oh, dang, that was fast. |
944 | 00:40:48,863 | 00:40:50,743 | [chuckles] Clearly a boob man. | [chuckles] Clearly a boob man. |
945 | 00:40:51,407 | 00:40:53,117 | Okay, we have the address. Let's go! | Okay, we have the address. Let's go! |
946 | 00:40:53,200 | 00:40:54,290 | Wait wait wait wait.... | Wait wait wait wait.... |
947 | 00:40:54,368 | 00:40:55,488 | What about Fellowship? | What about Fellowship? |
948 | 00:40:56,162 | 00:40:58,462 | What about April ruining your Christian reputation? | What about April ruining your Christian reputation? |
949 | 00:40:58,539 | 00:41:00,249 | He beat up a prostitute. | He beat up a prostitute. |
950 | 00:41:00,624 | 00:41:03,214 | Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment? | Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment? |
951 | 00:41:04,170 | 00:41:06,380 | That just wouldn't be the Christian thing to do. | That just wouldn't be the Christian thing to do. |
952 | 00:41:07,715 | 00:41:08,625 | Okay! | Okay! |
953 | 00:41:08,966 | 00:41:10,256 | Christ for the win! | Christ for the win! |
954 | 00:41:12,803 | 00:41:14,313 | Badassery reinstated. | Badassery reinstated. |
955 | 00:41:18,392 | 00:41:20,982 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
956 | 00:41:25,816 | 00:41:27,486 | [tires screech] | [tires screech] |
957 | 00:41:34,116 | 00:41:34,946 | It's coming up. | It's coming up. |
958 | 00:41:37,536 | 00:41:38,696 | He's not in the den. | He's not in the den. |
959 | 00:41:38,787 | 00:41:39,707 | Go. | Go. |
960 | 00:41:57,765 | 00:41:58,635 | Dude... | Dude... |
961 | 00:41:58,974 | 00:41:59,814 | Look. Look. | Look. Look. |
962 | 00:42:00,726 | 00:42:01,886 | [Sterling] That must be him. | [Sterling] That must be him. |
963 | 00:42:02,353 | 00:42:04,193 | We're straight-up detectives. | We're straight-up detectives. |
964 | 00:42:05,064 | 00:42:05,904 | It's so baller. | It's so baller. |
965 | 00:42:05,981 | 00:42:06,901 | I feel baller. | I feel baller. |
966 | 00:42:07,775 | 00:42:09,235 | Adventure kind of makes me horny. | Adventure kind of makes me horny. |
967 | 00:42:09,318 | 00:42:10,688 | Everything makes you horny. | Everything makes you horny. |
968 | 00:42:10,945 | 00:42:11,775 | Come on. | Come on. |
969 | 00:42:14,698 | 00:42:16,488 | -[Blair and Sterling grunt] -Dear Lord! | -[Blair and Sterling grunt] -Dear Lord! |
970 | 00:42:18,202 | 00:42:19,042 | Sterling? | Sterling? |
971 | 00:42:19,411 | 00:42:21,121 | I want to say, Jessica? | I want to say, Jessica? |
972 | 00:42:21,205 | 00:42:22,865 | [chuckling] What are you ladies doing here? | [chuckling] What are you ladies doing here? |
973 | 00:42:22,957 | 00:42:24,877 | You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun. | You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun. |
974 | 00:42:24,959 | 00:42:27,249 | That's okay. We'll use ours. | That's okay. We'll use ours. |
975 | 00:42:27,336 | 00:42:28,296 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
976 | 00:42:28,379 | 00:42:29,209 | Prostitute beater! | Prostitute beater! |
977 | 00:42:31,507 | 00:42:32,677 | The hell are you doing? | The hell are you doing? |
978 | 00:42:33,092 | 00:42:35,472 | -I'll have you arrested. What the hell? -[gun cocks] | -I'll have you arrested. What the hell? -[gun cocks] |
979 | 00:42:35,553 | 00:42:37,643 | Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite. | Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite. |
980 | 00:42:38,389 | 00:42:39,519 | We're having you arrested. | We're having you arrested. |
981 | 00:42:39,598 | 00:42:40,978 | -We'll have you arrested. -What? | -We'll have you arrested. -What? |
982 | 00:42:41,058 | 00:42:42,728 | Remember when you thought it would be cool | Remember when you thought it would be cool |
983 | 00:42:42,810 | 00:42:45,150 | to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up? | to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up? |
984 | 00:42:45,604 | 00:42:47,364 | Turns out, not so cool. | Turns out, not so cool. |
985 | 00:42:47,439 | 00:42:49,399 | -Yeah, not so cool. -You little cunts. | -Yeah, not so cool. -You little cunts. |
986 | 00:42:49,483 | 00:42:50,943 | -[girls gasp] -"Little C-words?" | -[girls gasp] -"Little C-words?" |
987 | 00:42:51,360 | 00:42:53,610 | Mr. Stevens, you crossed a line. That's nasty. | Mr. Stevens, you crossed a line. That's nasty. |
988 | 00:42:53,696 | 00:42:54,986 | Guess what else is nasty? | Guess what else is nasty? |
989 | 00:42:55,864 | 00:42:57,324 | I've peed in your pool. | I've peed in your pool. |
990 | 00:42:58,617 | 00:42:59,487 | A bunch. | A bunch. |
991 | 00:42:59,577 | 00:43:01,657 | How dare you? Get out of my way! | How dare you? Get out of my way! |
992 | 00:43:01,745 | 00:43:02,785 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
993 | 00:43:02,871 | 00:43:04,081 | Oh, nice move, goalie. | Oh, nice move, goalie. |
994 | 00:43:04,164 | 00:43:06,674 | [Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check". | [Blair] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check". |
995 | 00:43:06,750 | 00:43:09,420 | By the way, my name is Blair, bitch. | By the way, my name is Blair, bitch. |
996 | 00:43:12,423 | 00:43:13,973 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
997 | 00:43:14,049 | 00:43:15,379 | -Can you "drink" me? -Yep. | -Can you "drink" me? -Yep. |
998 | 00:43:18,304 | 00:43:20,684 | God, I'm still absolutely starving. | God, I'm still absolutely starving. |
999 | 00:43:20,764 | 00:43:22,604 | -I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans] | -I've literally never been hungrier. -[groans] |
1000 | 00:43:22,683 | 00:43:23,773 | Oh, y'all gonna be sorry. | Oh, y'all gonna be sorry. |
1001 | 00:43:23,851 | 00:43:25,101 | Hey, Mr. Stevens? | Hey, Mr. Stevens? |
1002 | 00:43:25,561 | 00:43:27,061 | Could you shut the fuck up? | Could you shut the fuck up? |
1003 | 00:43:29,732 | 00:43:31,942 | ...and we asked about the help wanted poster. | ...and we asked about the help wanted poster. |
1004 | 00:43:32,318 | 00:43:33,988 | And he, like, hired us on the spot. | And he, like, hired us on the spot. |
1005 | 00:43:34,069 | 00:43:36,449 | Another great thing is the hours are flexible | Another great thing is the hours are flexible |
1006 | 00:43:36,530 | 00:43:37,740 | and they're open late. | and they're open late. |
1007 | 00:43:37,823 | 00:43:40,283 | So, instead of going to parties, you can go to work. | So, instead of going to parties, you can go to work. |
1008 | 00:43:40,367 | 00:43:41,657 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
1009 | 00:43:41,744 | 00:43:42,624 | That sounds fair. | That sounds fair. |
1010 | 00:43:43,829 | 00:43:45,659 | So tell me, what's the pay? | So tell me, what's the pay? |
1011 | 00:43:45,748 | 00:43:47,498 | -Oh. -Oh. I think it's like, um... | -Oh. -Oh. I think it's like, um... |
1012 | 00:43:47,916 | 00:43:49,036 | like a hundred... | like a hundred... |
1013 | 00:43:49,126 | 00:43:50,246 | Fifty? | Fifty? |
1014 | 00:43:50,336 | 00:43:51,956 | A hundred fifty dollars an hour? | A hundred fifty dollars an hour? |
1015 | 00:43:52,254 | 00:43:54,214 | -[Sterling] Oh, no-- -[Blair] Dollars? No. | -[Sterling] Oh, no-- -[Blair] Dollars? No. |
1016 | 00:43:54,298 | 00:43:55,628 | -Like, dimes an hour. -Yeah. | -Like, dimes an hour. -Yeah. |
1017 | 00:43:55,716 | 00:43:56,716 | Obviously. | Obviously. |
1018 | 00:43:57,259 | 00:43:58,839 | -That's fifteen bucks an hour. -Yeah. | -That's fifteen bucks an hour. -Yeah. |
1019 | 00:43:58,927 | 00:44:00,847 | [Blair] Right? Because when in, um-- | [Blair] Right? Because when in, um-- |
1020 | 00:44:00,929 | 00:44:03,389 | Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents. | Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents. |
1021 | 00:44:03,474 | 00:44:04,484 | Ah. | Ah. |
1022 | 00:44:04,558 | 00:44:05,518 | Hey. | Hey. |
1023 | 00:44:06,393 | 00:44:07,733 | -Hi! -[Bowser] All right. | -Hi! -[Bowser] All right. |
1024 | 00:44:09,146 | 00:44:10,436 | Yeah, all right. | Yeah, all right. |
1025 | 00:44:10,981 | 00:44:13,691 | Gotta get this... [mumbling] | Gotta get this... [mumbling] |
1026 | 00:44:14,234 | 00:44:15,944 | Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids... | Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids... |
1027 | 00:44:16,028 | 00:44:17,698 | Uh, they're good. | Uh, they're good. |
1028 | 00:44:18,238 | 00:44:19,698 | Uh, good job. Yeah. | Uh, good job. Yeah. |
1029 | 00:44:20,574 | 00:44:22,334 | -They're all right. -[Bowser] Yes, all right. | -They're all right. -[Bowser] Yes, all right. |
1030 | 00:44:22,951 | 00:44:26,211 | [chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home. | [chuckling] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home. |
1031 | 00:44:26,288 | 00:44:27,708 | -Yeah. -Be safe. | -Yeah. -Be safe. |
1032 | 00:44:27,790 | 00:44:31,500 | Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back? | Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back? |
1033 | 00:44:31,585 | 00:44:33,045 | You know, being around all this food. | You know, being around all this food. |
1034 | 00:44:33,128 | 00:44:34,508 | Yeah. Yes, Mama. | Yeah. Yes, Mama. |
1035 | 00:44:34,797 | 00:44:36,877 | Okay. Oh, nice to meet you. | Okay. Oh, nice to meet you. |
1036 | 00:44:37,257 | 00:44:38,627 | Uh... toodle-oo, then. | Uh... toodle-oo, then. |
1037 | 00:44:38,717 | 00:44:39,637 | Take care, Miss Cathy. | Take care, Miss Cathy. |
1038 | 00:44:40,219 | 00:44:41,049 | -Love you! -Bye! | -Love you! -Bye! |
1039 | 00:44:41,136 | 00:44:42,596 | -[Debbie] Love y'all. -Drive safe. | -[Debbie] Love y'all. -Drive safe. |
1040 | 00:44:44,264 | 00:44:45,184 | [Sterling sighs] | [Sterling sighs] |
1041 | 00:44:48,102 | 00:44:49,192 | Sterling, who am I? | Sterling, who am I? |
1042 | 00:44:52,648 | 00:44:53,818 | Well, hey, who am I? | Well, hey, who am I? |
1043 | 00:44:55,025 | 00:44:57,565 | No, her hand's... Her hand's here. | No, her hand's... Her hand's here. |
1044 | 00:44:59,613 | 00:45:00,703 | Ah, Jesus. | Ah, Jesus. |
1045 | 00:45:01,657 | 00:45:03,277 | What's happening? Did y'all pay for that? | What's happening? Did y'all pay for that? |
1046 | 00:45:03,367 | 00:45:05,287 | You can just take it out of our fifty percent. | You can just take it out of our fifty percent. |
1047 | 00:45:05,869 | 00:45:09,829 | Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business, | Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business, |
1048 | 00:45:10,165 | 00:45:12,125 | and I've been doing it much longer than you have, | and I've been doing it much longer than you have, |
1049 | 00:45:12,209 | 00:45:15,339 | so that has earned me a certain level of status, see? | so that has earned me a certain level of status, see? |
1050 | 00:45:16,088 | 00:45:17,838 | So I'll give you 2K | So I'll give you 2K |
1051 | 00:45:18,382 | 00:45:21,472 | and the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap. | and the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap. |
1052 | 00:45:21,927 | 00:45:22,757 | Um... | Um... |
1053 | 00:45:23,679 | 00:45:26,309 | Well, what if we don't accept that? | Well, what if we don't accept that? |
1054 | 00:45:26,849 | 00:45:28,179 | Oh, this is you playing hardball? | Oh, this is you playing hardball? |
1055 | 00:45:28,267 | 00:45:29,517 | -Sure. -[chuckles] Okay. | -Sure. -[chuckles] Okay. |
1056 | 00:45:29,601 | 00:45:31,151 | Seeing as how you're underage | Seeing as how you're underage |
1057 | 00:45:31,228 | 00:45:33,308 | and can't secure a license to bounty hunt, | and can't secure a license to bounty hunt, |
1058 | 00:45:34,022 | 00:45:35,482 | if you want to keep working with me, | if you want to keep working with me, |
1059 | 00:45:36,608 | 00:45:39,948 | I don't think you have any options but to accept my terms. | I don't think you have any options but to accept my terms. |
1060 | 00:45:41,697 | 00:45:43,317 | So, you want to keep working with us? | So, you want to keep working with us? |
1061 | 00:45:44,158 | 00:45:45,238 | [snickers] | [snickers] |
1062 | 00:45:46,326 | 00:45:48,826 | I suppose I could, uh, see your potential | I suppose I could, uh, see your potential |
1063 | 00:45:48,912 | 00:45:50,912 | to broaden my access around these parts. | to broaden my access around these parts. |
1064 | 00:45:51,874 | 00:45:53,924 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
1065 | 00:45:54,001 | 00:45:54,921 | Oh, Jesus. | Oh, Jesus. |
1066 | 00:45:55,002 | 00:45:57,002 | [woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven. | [woman] Yelp says you don't close until eleven. |
1067 | 00:45:58,338 | 00:46:00,168 | -So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it. | -So does your voicemail. -Goddamn it. |
1068 | 00:46:01,008 | 00:46:02,298 | Visors on, let's go. | Visors on, let's go. |
1069 | 00:46:02,384 | 00:46:04,344 | [rock music] | [rock music] |
1070 | 00:46:04,428 | 00:46:05,298 | Hey. | Hey. |
1071 | 00:46:08,807 | 00:46:09,637 | Come on. | Come on. |
1072 | 00:46:12,686 | 00:46:14,806 | And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up. | And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up. |
1073 | 00:46:15,439 | 00:46:16,729 | [Blair] You sound like my mom. | [Blair] You sound like my mom. |