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1 00:00:31,510 00:00:32,670 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
2 00:00:34,260 00:00:36,430 Morning, fellas. Sorry I'm late. Morning, fellas. Sorry I'm late.
3 00:00:37,180 00:00:40,560 Just needed to clear my head so I decided to, you know, walk to work. Just needed to clear my head so I decided to, you know, walk to work.
4 00:00:40,640 00:00:43,690 Turns out that clearing and walking in a town you don't know all too well Turns out that clearing and walking in a town you don't know all too well
5 00:00:43,770 00:00:45,650 can be a little tricky. can be a little tricky.
6 00:00:45,730 00:00:48,060 Ended up getting lost but, you know, then I got unlost, Ended up getting lost but, you know, then I got unlost,
7 00:00:48,150 00:00:49,570 then I got lost again but... then I got lost again but...
8 00:00:49,650 00:00:53,280 Well, you know, now I'm here, you know. Beard's here, Nate's here, which is great Well, you know, now I'm here, you know. Beard's here, Nate's here, which is great
9 00:00:53,360 00:00:55,320 because the world can be a sad, lonely place, but-- because the world can be a sad, lonely place, but--
10 00:00:55,410 00:00:57,620 Hey, come on now, let's get to work, shall we? Hey, come on now, let's get to work, shall we?
11 00:00:57,700 00:00:58,780 Michelle. Michelle.
12 00:00:59,450 00:01:00,290 Which is fine. Which is fine.
13 00:01:00,370 00:01:03,080 You know, it's okay, 'cause it's a great time now for me to, You know, it's okay, 'cause it's a great time now for me to,
14 00:01:03,160 00:01:05,870 you know, bury myself in my work here. you know, bury myself in my work here.
15 00:01:05,960 00:01:07,330 And so-- Although, I'm not crazy-- And so-- Although, I'm not crazy--
16 00:01:07,420 00:01:09,590 I don't love the word "bury," you know what I mean? I don't love the word "bury," you know what I mean?
17 00:01:09,670 00:01:11,800 It's just got a negative connotation to it, don't it? It's just got a negative connotation to it, don't it?
18 00:01:11,880 00:01:13,420 What's another word I could say? What's another word I could say?
19 00:01:13,510 00:01:17,720 Everyone loves a good bath, right? Just a nice warm bath, right? Yeah? Everyone loves a good bath, right? Just a nice warm bath, right? Yeah?
20 00:01:17,800 00:01:20,720 So that's what I'll say. I'll say, "I'm gonna bathe myself in work." So that's what I'll say. I'll say, "I'm gonna bathe myself in work."
21 00:01:20,810 00:01:22,350 How 'bout that? That's good. That's good. How 'bout that? That's good. That's good.
22 00:01:22,430 00:01:24,180 Nate, you got a favorite bath bomb, buddy? Nate, you got a favorite bath bomb, buddy?
23 00:01:24,270 00:01:27,310 No, I just don't really enjoy baths, just 'cause my skin gets really wrinkly, No, I just don't really enjoy baths, just 'cause my skin gets really wrinkly,
24 00:01:27,400 00:01:29,110 and I'm deeply worried about aging. and I'm deeply worried about aging.
25 00:01:29,190 00:01:32,110 Okay, I get that. What about you, Coach? You got a favorite bath bomb? Okay, I get that. What about you, Coach? You got a favorite bath bomb?
26 00:01:32,190 00:01:33,280 Crème brûlée honey. Crème brûlée honey.
27 00:01:33,360 00:01:35,570 Honey? Is that an ingredient or something you just called me? Honey? Is that an ingredient or something you just called me?
28 00:01:35,650 00:01:36,820 -Ingredient. -Shoot. -Ingredient. -Shoot.
29 00:01:36,910 00:01:39,620 I was hoping it was the other one. But that's kind of a fun idea. I was hoping it was the other one. But that's kind of a fun idea.
30 00:01:39,700 00:01:41,950 Maybe we start calling each other little pet names. Maybe we start calling each other little pet names.
31 00:01:42,040 00:01:44,120 You know? Like "honey" or "babe," you know? You know? Like "honey" or "babe," you know?
32 00:01:44,200 00:01:46,080 It might be nice, right? What do you think, Coach? It might be nice, right? What do you think, Coach?
33 00:01:47,040 00:01:48,330 Nate, will you do me a favor here? Nate, will you do me a favor here?
34 00:01:48,420 00:01:50,590 Will you just help Coach plan practice for today? Will you just help Coach plan practice for today?
35 00:01:50,670 00:01:52,710 -Absolutely. Yeah. -All right. Thank you, sweetie. -Absolutely. Yeah. -All right. Thank you, sweetie.
36 00:01:52,800 00:01:54,800 Okay, I'll see y'all in a little bit. Okay, I'll see y'all in a little bit.
37 00:01:56,720 00:01:58,970 -Is he all right? -No. -Is he all right? -No.
38 00:02:22,030 00:02:24,620 All right. Shall we? Sarah, why don't you lead us off? All right. Shall we? Sarah, why don't you lead us off?
39 00:02:24,700 00:02:28,210 So, Coach Lasso. You finally won your first match. So, Coach Lasso. You finally won your first match.
40 00:02:28,290 00:02:29,370 How's it feel? How's it feel?
41 00:02:29,460 00:02:32,170 Well, Sarah, I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose. Well, Sarah, I believe you can outscore your opponent and still lose.
42 00:02:32,250 00:02:34,250 Just like you can score less than them and win. Just like you can score less than them and win.
43 00:02:34,340 00:02:37,050 But last week we definitely won, which is pretty darn fun. But last week we definitely won, which is pretty darn fun.
44 00:02:37,720 00:02:39,550 All right, next question. All right, next question.
45 00:02:40,680 00:02:42,220 Trent Crimm, The Independent. Trent Crimm, The Independent.
46 00:02:42,300 00:02:44,180 Trent Crimm, The Independent. Trent Crimm, The Independent.
47 00:02:45,060 00:02:48,230 Is it safe to assume that Jamie Tartt will be back on the pitch next match? Is it safe to assume that Jamie Tartt will be back on the pitch next match?
48 00:02:48,310 00:02:50,900 Well, you know what they say when you assume, Trent? Well, you know what they say when you assume, Trent?
49 00:02:50,980 00:02:53,860 You make an arse outta you and me. Yeah? You make an arse outta you and me. Yeah?
50 00:02:55,230 00:02:56,900 And that right there is another example And that right there is another example
51 00:02:56,990 00:03:00,450 of how our English and y'all's English sometimes do not jive, innit? of how our English and y'all's English sometimes do not jive, innit?
52 00:03:02,370 00:03:05,200 But are you honestly gonna keep your best player on the bench? But are you honestly gonna keep your best player on the bench?
53 00:03:05,290 00:03:08,830 Well, that depends on Jamie. He knows what we need from him. Well, that depends on Jamie. He knows what we need from him.
54 00:03:08,910 00:03:11,040 Let's keep it going, yeah? Kip, come on, hit me. Let's keep it going, yeah? Kip, come on, hit me.
55 00:03:11,120 00:03:14,380 -Ted. Just the man I wanted to see. -Hey, boss. -Ted. Just the man I wanted to see. -Hey, boss.
56 00:03:14,460 00:03:17,380 Your decision to bench Jamie Tartt was very brave. Your decision to bench Jamie Tartt was very brave.
57 00:03:17,460 00:03:19,510 -Thank you. -I mean, a masterstroke. -Thank you. -I mean, a masterstroke.
58 00:03:19,590 00:03:21,590 I don't think we're allowed to talk like that at work anymore. I don't think we're allowed to talk like that at work anymore.
59 00:03:21,680 00:03:22,970 There's just one complication now. There's just one complication now.
60 00:03:23,050 00:03:24,430 Manchester City have called, Manchester City have called,
61 00:03:24,510 00:03:27,100 and they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan. and they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan.
62 00:03:27,470 00:03:29,600 -They're gonna take his house? -No. -They're gonna take his house? -No.
63 00:03:29,680 00:03:32,980 Ted, Jamie's contract is owned by Manchester City, Ted, Jamie's contract is owned by Manchester City,
64 00:03:33,060 00:03:35,320 and they, in turn, loaned him to Richmond for the season. and they, in turn, loaned him to Richmond for the season.
65 00:03:35,400 00:03:37,150 Okay. I get it. Okay. I get it.
66 00:03:37,230 00:03:39,490 They want Jamie back if you are planning to bench him. They want Jamie back if you are planning to bench him.
67 00:03:39,570 00:03:42,160 I'm not planning on that. No, my plan is for my plan to work. I'm not planning on that. No, my plan is for my plan to work.
68 00:03:42,240 00:03:45,490 But you know what they say about the best-laid plans, right? But you know what they say about the best-laid plans, right?
69 00:03:45,580 00:03:48,410 Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now. Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now.
70 00:03:48,490 00:03:51,620 Plan. Plan. Plan. Doesn't matter. Plan. Plan. Plan. Doesn't matter.
71 00:03:51,710 00:03:54,460 Hey, you tell Man City that this man has a plan. Hey, you tell Man City that this man has a plan.
72 00:03:54,540 00:03:57,500 -Plan. Plan. Plan? -Plan. -Plan. Plan. Plan? -Plan.
73 00:03:57,590 00:03:59,010 -Plan? -Not plan. -Plan? -Not plan.
74 00:03:59,090 00:03:59,960 -Plan. -Plan. -Plan. -Plan.
75 00:04:00,050 00:04:02,050 -Plan. -Like "flan." Plan. -Plan. -Like "flan." Plan.
76 00:04:02,130 00:04:03,720 Flan? That dessert? Flan? That dessert?
77 00:04:03,800 00:04:05,010 Yes, like "flan." Yes, like "flan."
78 00:04:05,090 00:04:07,060 No, I don't dig on flan. No, I don't dig on flan.
79 00:04:07,140 00:04:09,810 Plan. Plan. Plan. Plan.
80 00:04:10,230 00:04:12,140 Plan. Plan? Plan. Plan?
81 00:04:12,560 00:04:14,480 -Word become a sound? -What's that called again? -Word become a sound? -What's that called again?
82 00:04:14,560 00:04:16,150 -Semantic satiation. -Yeah. -Semantic satiation. -Yeah.
83 00:04:16,230 00:04:18,230 Okay. All right. Okay. All right.
84 00:04:18,860 00:04:20,740 Is that new kid from Mexico here yet? Is that new kid from Mexico here yet?
85 00:04:20,820 00:04:22,860 -He's getting treatment on his knee. -Okay, good. -He's getting treatment on his knee. -Okay, good.
86 00:04:23,200 00:04:25,160 -What's his name again? -Dani Rojas. -What's his name again? -Dani Rojas.
87 00:04:25,240 00:04:27,450 Yeah. It's a great name. Okay. Yeah. It's a great name. Okay.
88 00:04:27,530 00:04:28,660 How's Jamie doing? How's Jamie doing?
89 00:04:30,410 00:04:31,410 What? What?
90 00:04:31,500 00:04:34,790 Says he can't practice today. Says he's hurt. Says he can't practice today. Says he's hurt.
91 00:04:38,460 00:04:39,460 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
92 00:04:42,010 00:04:43,220 Hey, Jamie. Hey, Jamie.
93 00:04:43,630 00:04:46,090 I heard you're not gonna be able to run with us today. That true? I heard you're not gonna be able to run with us today. That true?
94 00:04:46,180 00:04:47,550 Yep. Yep.
95 00:04:47,640 00:04:48,640 Why's that? Why's that?
96 00:04:49,180 00:04:50,470 'Cause I'm hurt. 'Cause I'm hurt.
97 00:04:52,180 00:04:53,690 Really sorry to hear that. Really sorry to hear that.
98 00:04:55,190 00:04:57,770 Relax, Ted. It's just practice. Relax, Ted. It's just practice.
99 00:05:07,320 00:05:08,580 Hey. Hey.
100 00:05:08,660 00:05:10,330 If you can't practice, you can't practice. If you can't practice, you can't practice.
101 00:05:10,410 00:05:13,200 If you're hurt, you're hurt. It's as simple as that. If you're hurt, you're hurt. It's as simple as that.
102 00:05:15,080 00:05:17,790 But it ain't about that... at all. But it ain't about that... at all.
103 00:05:20,750 00:05:23,590 You're sitting in here. You're supposed to be the franchise player. You're sitting in here. You're supposed to be the franchise player.
104 00:05:23,670 00:05:26,550 And yet here we are, talking about you missing practice. And yet here we are, talking about you missing practice.
105 00:05:28,800 00:05:30,720 We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice.
106 00:05:30,810 00:05:32,850 You understand me? Practice. You understand me? Practice.
107 00:05:33,520 00:05:35,390 Not a game. Not a game.
108 00:05:35,480 00:05:39,060 Not a game. Not the game you go out there and die for. Right? Not a game. Not the game you go out there and die for. Right?
109 00:05:39,150 00:05:40,690 Play every weekend like it's your last, right? Play every weekend like it's your last, right?
110 00:05:40,770 00:05:43,070 No, we're talking about practice, man. No, we're talking about practice, man.
111 00:05:43,150 00:05:45,820 Practice! You know you're supposed to be out there. Practice! You know you're supposed to be out there.
112 00:05:45,900 00:05:47,360 You know you're supposed to lead by example. You know you're supposed to lead by example.
113 00:05:47,450 00:05:49,410 You're just shoving that all aside. You're just shoving that all aside.
114 00:05:49,490 00:05:52,910 And so here we are, Jamie. We're talking about practice. And so here we are, Jamie. We're talking about practice.
115 00:05:52,990 00:05:54,580 Not a game. Not a game.
116 00:05:54,660 00:05:55,620 Not the game. Not the game.
117 00:05:55,710 00:05:58,920 We're talking about practice, with your team. With your teammates. We're talking about practice, with your team. With your teammates.
118 00:06:00,170 00:06:02,630 The only place we get to play together, we got control over. The only place we get to play together, we got control over.
119 00:06:02,710 00:06:04,920 Rest of the time it's us 11 against those 11. Rest of the time it's us 11 against those 11.
120 00:06:05,010 00:06:07,630 We're talking about practice, man! We're talking about practice, man!
121 00:06:08,010 00:06:12,260 I'm talking about practice! And you can't do it 'cause you're hurt. I'm talking about practice! And you can't do it 'cause you're hurt.
122 00:06:13,350 00:06:14,720 Right? Right?
123 00:06:15,930 00:06:17,190 It's fine by me. It's fine by me.
124 00:06:18,390 00:06:19,850 Tell you what. Do me a favor. Tell you what. Do me a favor.
125 00:06:19,940 00:06:21,230 When you get out there, When you get out there,
126 00:06:21,310 00:06:24,780 set up the cones so the other reserves can do a little passing drill. set up the cones so the other reserves can do a little passing drill.
127 00:06:25,280 00:06:28,200 -You want me to set up cones? -I really appreciate it. -You want me to set up cones? -I really appreciate it.
128 00:06:30,030 00:06:32,410 -Colin, go set the cones up. -I think he asked you, mate. -Colin, go set the cones up. -I think he asked you, mate.
129 00:06:32,490 00:06:33,870 Was I talking to you, big man? Was I talking to you, big man?
130 00:06:33,950 00:06:35,910 Colin, set up the cones. Colin, set up the cones.
131 00:06:36,000 00:06:38,750 Isaac's right. He asked you. You are a second-teamer. Isaac's right. He asked you. You are a second-teamer.
132 00:06:46,460 00:06:48,010 That's gotta sting. That's gotta sting.
133 00:06:50,840 00:06:52,140 Cheers. Cheers.
134 00:06:56,390 00:06:59,350 I must say, it's quite nice seeing Jamie put in his place for once. I must say, it's quite nice seeing Jamie put in his place for once.
135 00:06:59,440 00:07:01,270 -Thrilling even, innit? -No, no, no. -Thrilling even, innit? -No, no, no.
136 00:07:01,350 00:07:02,860 This is a no schadenfreude zone, all right? This is a no schadenfreude zone, all right?
137 00:07:02,940 00:07:04,980 -Nein schadenfreude. -All right. -Nein schadenfreude. -All right.
138 00:07:05,070 00:07:07,110 The new kid, what's his-- Dani what? The new kid, what's his-- Dani what?
139 00:07:07,190 00:07:09,360 -Rojas. -Rojas, yeah. Is he any good? -Rojas. -Rojas, yeah. Is he any good?
140 00:07:09,450 00:07:11,870 Came here in the summer transfer window, was immediately injured, Came here in the summer transfer window, was immediately injured,
141 00:07:11,950 00:07:14,030 -so no one's really seen him play. -That's okay. -so no one's really seen him play. -That's okay.
142 00:07:14,120 00:07:16,660 You know, 'cause once Jamie sees someone else playing his position, You know, 'cause once Jamie sees someone else playing his position,
143 00:07:16,740 00:07:18,960 you know... I mean, it's gonna hurt his soul. you know... I mean, it's gonna hurt his soul.
144 00:07:21,290 00:07:23,710 I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be happy about that. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't be happy about that.
145 00:07:24,590 00:07:27,170 Okay, let's be sure to help Dani get acclimated, all right? Okay, let's be sure to help Dani get acclimated, all right?
146 00:07:27,260 00:07:29,510 First time in this league can be very overwhelming. First time in this league can be very overwhelming.
147 00:07:31,630 00:07:34,720 Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas!
148 00:07:34,800 00:07:40,100 Rojas, Dani Rojas! Rojas, Rojas, Rojas! Rojas, Dani Rojas! Rojas, Rojas, Rojas!
149 00:07:40,190 00:07:42,520 Hey! Hello, coaches. Hey! Hello, coaches.
150 00:07:42,600 00:07:45,570 -Thank you for the opportunity. -Yeah. You are a spirited fella, Dani. -Thank you for the opportunity. -Yeah. You are a spirited fella, Dani.
151 00:07:45,650 00:07:47,820 Just go on out there, and get the striker spot for us, okay? Just go on out there, and get the striker spot for us, okay?
152 00:07:47,900 00:07:51,780 Yes! Just like back in Guadalajara, you say it, I do it, Coach. Yes! Just like back in Guadalajara, you say it, I do it, Coach.
153 00:07:52,240 00:07:53,570 Football is life! Football is life!
154 00:07:57,740 00:07:58,950 I like him. I like him.
155 00:08:02,000 00:08:03,250 Jamie doesn't. Jamie doesn't.
156 00:08:03,330 00:08:06,170 Chipper dickheads like that can never back it up on the pitch. Chipper dickheads like that can never back it up on the pitch.
157 00:08:25,100 00:08:26,360 Beautiful cross, Sam! Beautiful cross, Sam!
158 00:08:28,230 00:08:29,650 Football is life! Football is life!
159 00:08:30,990 00:08:31,990 Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
160 00:08:37,280 00:08:39,040 Did you see that? Did you see that?
161 00:08:39,120 00:08:42,450 I can't really tell, but it seems like he's very good. I can't really tell, but it seems like he's very good.
162 00:08:43,920 00:08:45,170 Cheers, again. Cheers, again.
163 00:08:45,250 00:08:48,630 And some unemployed gaffers are asking if we'll have an opening soon. And some unemployed gaffers are asking if we'll have an opening soon.
164 00:08:48,710 00:08:51,880 Tony Pulis. Alan Curbishley. Harry Redknapp called three times. Tony Pulis. Alan Curbishley. Harry Redknapp called three times.
165 00:08:52,800 00:08:56,760 Hi. I've been up all night doing deep dives on all the players. Hi. I've been up all night doing deep dives on all the players.
166 00:08:56,840 00:08:59,310 Did you know that Richard was raised on a goat farm? Did you know that Richard was raised on a goat farm?
167 00:08:59,390 00:09:02,230 And that Isaac's mother has two left hands? And that Isaac's mother has two left hands?
168 00:09:02,310 00:09:05,560 And I called a couple of contacts about some sponsorship opportunities. And I called a couple of contacts about some sponsorship opportunities.
169 00:09:05,650 00:09:07,230 Even got myself a little work planner. Even got myself a little work planner.
170 00:09:07,310 00:09:10,230 You couldn't get one without the word "unicorn" written on it? You couldn't get one without the word "unicorn" written on it?
171 00:09:10,320 00:09:12,490 Fuck off. It's adorable. Fuck off. It's adorable.
172 00:09:14,030 00:09:17,490 Sorry, I couldn't help but think how you'd react if I told you to F off. Sorry, I couldn't help but think how you'd react if I told you to F off.
173 00:09:22,830 00:09:24,830 -That'll be all, Higgins. -Of course. -That'll be all, Higgins. -Of course.
174 00:09:25,500 00:09:27,290 I'm really glad to see that you're laughing. I'm really glad to see that you're laughing.
175 00:09:27,380 00:09:29,090 I just came by to see if you're okay, really. I just came by to see if you're okay, really.
176 00:09:29,170 00:09:30,500 Why wouldn't I be? Why wouldn't I be?
177 00:09:30,590 00:09:32,960 Oh, Christ. Have you not seen the news yet? Oh, Christ. Have you not seen the news yet?
178 00:09:34,090 00:09:37,720 I really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not to break it to you. I really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not to break it to you.
179 00:09:38,550 00:09:40,390 So, you remember that stunning girl, Bex? So, you remember that stunning girl, Bex?
180 00:09:40,470 00:09:42,770 The one that Rupert left with the night of the gala? The one that Rupert left with the night of the gala?
181 00:09:45,100 00:09:47,350 Do you really want me to pretend that she wasn't mad fit? Do you really want me to pretend that she wasn't mad fit?
182 00:09:47,440 00:09:48,650 I'd appreciate it. I'd appreciate it.
183 00:09:48,730 00:09:52,070 Okay, well. That hideous cow, whose name's Bex, Okay, well. That hideous cow, whose name's Bex,
184 00:09:52,650 00:09:55,150 -which is actually short for... -Rebecca. -which is actually short for... -Rebecca.
185 00:09:55,240 00:09:57,820 Yep, which is also your name, as you know. Yep, which is also your name, as you know.
186 00:09:57,910 00:10:00,240 So the press is calling her-- So the press is calling her--
187 00:10:00,330 00:10:02,450 "New Rebecca." Shit. "New Rebecca." Shit.
188 00:10:03,120 00:10:04,120 Nope. Nope.
189 00:10:04,790 00:10:09,210 The press is calling her "Rebecca," and you're... The press is calling her "Rebecca," and you're...
190 00:10:10,380 00:10:11,380 "Old Rebecca." "Old Rebecca."
191 00:10:11,790 00:10:14,010 -What? -Old Rebecca. -What? -Old Rebecca.
192 00:10:14,590 00:10:16,010 Old Rebecca? Old Rebecca?
193 00:10:19,470 00:10:22,140 Don't worry about it. You've got this. Don't worry about it. You've got this.
194 00:10:22,220 00:10:23,640 And if you ever have a moment, And if you ever have a moment,
195 00:10:23,720 00:10:26,140 or if you don't got this, then you just call me, right? or if you don't got this, then you just call me, right?
196 00:10:44,580 00:10:47,330 Wow! That was on purpose, yes? Wow! That was on purpose, yes?
197 00:10:47,410 00:10:49,040 Yeah. Look, mate. Yeah. Look, mate.
198 00:10:49,120 00:10:50,790 You're good, yeah, but up here, You're good, yeah, but up here,
199 00:10:50,880 00:10:53,290 there's a difference between good and great. there's a difference between good and great.
200 00:10:58,090 00:10:59,930 1-1. Your turn, amigo. 1-1. Your turn, amigo.
201 00:11:13,770 00:11:14,770 Fuck's sake. Fuck's sake.
202 00:11:14,860 00:11:16,860 Right, watch this then. Left post. Right, watch this then. Left post.
203 00:11:19,820 00:11:21,280 Wow. That was good. Wow. That was good.
204 00:11:22,240 00:11:23,320 I know. I know.
205 00:11:25,830 00:11:26,950 Yeah! Yeah!
206 00:11:35,750 00:11:36,750 I got lucky. I got lucky.
207 00:11:36,840 00:11:39,920 -Again tomorrow, Jamie Tartt? -We'll see. -Again tomorrow, Jamie Tartt? -We'll see.
208 00:11:40,010 00:11:41,180 Football is life! Football is life!
209 00:11:43,470 00:11:47,020 Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas! Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas!
210 00:11:47,100 00:11:49,930 Oh, boy. I tell you, man. Oh, boy. I tell you, man.
211 00:11:50,020 00:11:54,360 I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down, I feel like we fell out of a lucky tree, hit every branch on the way down,
212 00:11:54,440 00:11:57,650 ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids. ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.
213 00:11:57,730 00:12:00,360 I mean, Jamie is an ace, right? I mean, Jamie is an ace, right?
214 00:12:00,450 00:12:03,320 You know, whose attitude turned him into a seven of clubs. You know, whose attitude turned him into a seven of clubs.
215 00:12:03,410 00:12:06,080 So then we bring in another fella to help turn him back into an ace So then we bring in another fella to help turn him back into an ace
216 00:12:06,160 00:12:08,120 and then that fella ends up being an ace himself. and then that fella ends up being an ace himself.
217 00:12:08,200 00:12:09,620 And so now we got two aces. And so now we got two aces.
218 00:12:09,700 00:12:13,630 Aces. Aces. Oh, heck. I did it again. I'm stuck. Aces. Aces. Oh, heck. I did it again. I'm stuck.
219 00:12:13,710 00:12:15,080 -Aces. -That's the word, yeah? -Aces. -That's the word, yeah?
220 00:12:15,170 00:12:16,710 -Aces. -Aces. -Aces. -Aces.
221 00:12:16,790 00:12:18,170 -Ace. -Aces? Oh, now I'm in there. -Ace. -Aces? Oh, now I'm in there.
222 00:12:18,250 00:12:20,550 -See? Okay, good. -Aces? Aces. -See? Okay, good. -Aces? Aces.
223 00:12:20,630 00:12:22,180 -I hope it's not contagious. -Aces. -I hope it's not contagious. -Aces.
224 00:12:22,260 00:12:24,640 -Aces. Aces. -Aces? Aces. -Aces. Aces. -Aces? Aces.
225 00:12:24,720 00:12:25,550 -Aces. -Aces. -Aces. -Aces.
226 00:12:25,640 00:12:27,180 -Isis. -No, that sounds like "ISIS." -Isis. -No, that sounds like "ISIS."
227 00:12:27,260 00:12:28,680 I did say "ISIS." I didn't mean to. I did say "ISIS." I didn't mean to.
228 00:12:28,770 00:12:31,600 Okay, what if we cloned the lead guitarist from Kiss? Okay, what if we cloned the lead guitarist from Kiss?
229 00:12:31,680 00:12:33,230 -You'd have two-- -Frehleys. -You'd have two-- -Frehleys.
230 00:12:44,320 00:12:46,700 It's lovely weather we've been having, don't you think? It's lovely weather we've been having, don't you think?
231 00:12:46,780 00:12:48,330 I love this time of year. I love this time of year.
232 00:12:48,410 00:12:51,120 -All the smells of fresh leaves. -What's happening? -All the smells of fresh leaves. -What's happening?
233 00:12:51,200 00:12:53,790 I was just pretending that the two of us were on a walk. I was just pretending that the two of us were on a walk.
234 00:12:53,870 00:12:54,870 I'm trying to read. I'm trying to read.
235 00:12:56,420 00:12:58,800 I've been doing a lot of reading myself, actually, recently. I've been doing a lot of reading myself, actually, recently.
236 00:13:00,090 00:13:01,880 I read this mad story I read this mad story
237 00:13:01,970 00:13:04,800 about a kid who grew up in a shit part of South London. about a kid who grew up in a shit part of South London.
238 00:13:04,880 00:13:09,100 And who got sent off to play as a child in Sunderland, of all places. And who got sent off to play as a child in Sunderland, of all places.
239 00:13:09,560 00:13:12,850 And who later was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single And who later was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single
240 00:13:12,930 00:13:15,400 which was called "Winner, Winner, Football Dinner." which was called "Winner, Winner, Football Dinner."
241 00:13:15,480 00:13:16,940 That was for world hunger. That was for world hunger.
242 00:13:17,440 00:13:19,650 And I believe it was the cure. And I believe it was the cure.
243 00:13:21,650 00:13:24,110 How do you know all this anyway? What are you doing now? Stalking me? How do you know all this anyway? What are you doing now? Stalking me?
244 00:13:24,200 00:13:27,160 No. I'm reading all the players' bios. No. I'm reading all the players' bios.
245 00:13:27,740 00:13:29,870 Rebecca's got me in to help with the team's PR. Rebecca's got me in to help with the team's PR.
246 00:13:29,950 00:13:33,000 Well, you leave me out of it. I'm not one of your show ponies. Well, you leave me out of it. I'm not one of your show ponies.
247 00:13:33,790 00:13:36,420 You wear a number, trot around while people clap, You wear a number, trot around while people clap,
248 00:13:37,170 00:13:39,540 so I wouldn't be too high and mighty about it. so I wouldn't be too high and mighty about it.
249 00:13:41,090 00:13:42,130 Later, Roy. Later, Roy.
250 00:13:45,510 00:13:48,220 Dani Rojas! Dani, Dani! Dani Rojas! Dani, Dani!
251 00:13:55,770 00:13:56,770 Okay. Okay.
252 00:13:56,850 00:13:59,610 Okay, okay, I don't understand. What the heck happened, all right? Okay, okay, I don't understand. What the heck happened, all right?
253 00:13:59,690 00:14:02,400 -Did you trip over something? -That's the thing, Coach. -Did you trip over something? -That's the thing, Coach.
254 00:14:02,480 00:14:05,820 I did not trip over something. Something tripped me. I did not trip over something. Something tripped me.
255 00:14:06,400 00:14:07,950 Something not there. Something not there.
256 00:14:12,790 00:14:15,500 Yeah. Okay, Doc. Let's go get him looked at. Yeah. Okay, Doc. Let's go get him looked at.
257 00:14:16,620 00:14:18,370 Okay. You're okay. Okay. You're okay.
258 00:14:19,670 00:14:21,630 God, this is all my fault. God, this is all my fault.
259 00:14:21,710 00:14:23,550 I saw Dani go into the treatment room before training, I saw Dani go into the treatment room before training,
260 00:14:23,630 00:14:24,880 and I didn't say anything. and I didn't say anything.
261 00:14:25,800 00:14:27,300 That was a mistake. That was a mistake.
262 00:14:27,380 00:14:29,050 How could you not say anything? How could you not say anything?
263 00:14:29,140 00:14:30,640 Well, I hope you've all said your goodbyes, Well, I hope you've all said your goodbyes,
264 00:14:30,720 00:14:32,720 -'cause we're never gonna see him again. -Hey, that's enough! -'cause we're never gonna see him again. -Hey, that's enough!
265 00:14:32,810 00:14:35,480 One more person says something that me and Beard don't understand, One more person says something that me and Beard don't understand,
266 00:14:35,560 00:14:37,690 I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums. I'm gonna have one of my son's classic temper tantrums.
267 00:14:37,770 00:14:39,980 It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names, It's basically just him calling me a bunch of silly names,
268 00:14:40,060 00:14:43,650 you know, like, I don't know, "dummy head" or "poo-poo face" you know, like, I don't know, "dummy head" or "poo-poo face"
269 00:14:43,730 00:14:46,150 or "poo-poo dummy" or-- I don't know. What am I missing? or "poo-poo dummy" or-- I don't know. What am I missing?
270 00:14:46,240 00:14:47,950 -"Pee-pee fingers." -"Pee-pee fingers." -"Pee-pee fingers." -"Pee-pee fingers."
271 00:14:48,030 00:14:49,700 Come on, now. Spill. Come on, now. Spill.
272 00:14:52,200 00:14:55,040 The treatment room is cursed. The treatment room is cursed.
273 00:14:55,120 00:14:56,870 -What? -It's true. -What? -It's true.
274 00:14:56,960 00:14:59,120 Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this? Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?
275 00:14:59,210 00:15:02,130 Well, I think it has a lot to do with grown men being embarrassed Well, I think it has a lot to do with grown men being embarrassed
276 00:15:02,210 00:15:05,300 to admit that they believe in all this hoodoo, voodoo, juju business. to admit that they believe in all this hoodoo, voodoo, juju business.
277 00:15:05,380 00:15:07,050 -Hey, I don't believe it. -Okay, good. -Hey, I don't believe it. -Okay, good.
278 00:15:07,130 00:15:08,800 Then me and you, we're gonna go look in that room. Then me and you, we're gonna go look in that room.
279 00:15:08,880 00:15:10,430 -No. -Why not? -No. -Why not?
280 00:15:10,510 00:15:12,180 Because... No. Because... No.
281 00:15:13,050 00:15:15,310 Heck! Oh, man. Heck! Oh, man.
282 00:15:15,390 00:15:18,180 I mean, Dani was out there, what, an hour ago? I mean, Dani was out there, what, an hour ago?
283 00:15:18,270 00:15:19,810 Running circles on that pitch Running circles on that pitch
284 00:15:19,890 00:15:23,310 like a joyous raven-haired golden retriever. like a joyous raven-haired golden retriever.
285 00:15:23,400 00:15:26,480 Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds
286 00:15:26,570 00:15:28,240 that some get put down for no reason? that some get put down for no reason?
287 00:15:28,320 00:15:29,860 That is true, Sam. That is true, Sam.
288 00:15:29,950 00:15:32,780 But it's also something a lot of female singer-songwriters are trying to change. But it's also something a lot of female singer-songwriters are trying to change.
289 00:15:33,320 00:15:36,950 Look, we're not gonna put Dani Rojas down. I'll tell you that right now. Look, we're not gonna put Dani Rojas down. I'll tell you that right now.
290 00:15:37,040 00:15:40,080 Gentlemen, I need you to gather up the rest of the fellas. Gentlemen, I need you to gather up the rest of the fellas.
291 00:15:40,710 00:15:43,880 'Cause we got ourselves a curse to reverse. 'Cause we got ourselves a curse to reverse.
292 00:15:51,760 00:15:53,140 What the fuck's wrong with you two? What the fuck's wrong with you two?
293 00:15:53,220 00:15:55,050 The whole Richmond team's here. The whole Richmond team's here.
294 00:15:56,470 00:15:58,060 Holy shit. Holy shit.
295 00:16:06,110 00:16:07,820 Hey, Coach. Jamie? Hey, Coach. Jamie?
296 00:16:10,280 00:16:11,280 Okay. That's okay. Okay. That's okay.
297 00:16:11,360 00:16:12,780 Hey, guys. Hey, guys.
298 00:16:12,860 00:16:14,530 Hey, fellas. Fellas, listen up. Hey, fellas. Fellas, listen up.
299 00:16:15,450 00:16:16,660 Thank you, guys, for coming out. Thank you, guys, for coming out.
300 00:16:16,740 00:16:19,160 Look, I don't know a lot about this stuff, you know. Look, I don't know a lot about this stuff, you know.
301 00:16:19,250 00:16:20,750 I don't know about curses. I don't know about curses.
302 00:16:20,830 00:16:22,870 But I do know this, they don't last forever. But I do know this, they don't last forever.
303 00:16:22,960 00:16:25,250 Okay, look at the Boston Red Sox curse. That's over. Okay, look at the Boston Red Sox curse. That's over.
304 00:16:25,790 00:16:27,500 Chicago Cubs, over. Chicago Cubs, over.
305 00:16:27,880 00:16:31,260 Heck, even Mr. Martin Scorsese finally won his Oscar. Heck, even Mr. Martin Scorsese finally won his Oscar.
306 00:16:31,340 00:16:33,550 But I think we can all agree that The Departed But I think we can all agree that The Departed
307 00:16:33,640 00:16:35,010 is not necessarily his best work. is not necessarily his best work.
308 00:16:35,090 00:16:36,100 -No. -Yeah. -No. -Yeah.
309 00:16:36,180 00:16:39,310 -That belongs to The Color of Money. -No, it's Goodfellas. -That belongs to The Color of Money. -No, it's Goodfellas.
310 00:16:39,390 00:16:43,020 -Agree to disagree. -Nah, nah. It's Age of Innocence, bruv. -Agree to disagree. -Nah, nah. It's Age of Innocence, bruv.
311 00:16:43,100 00:16:45,650 -Cape Fear. -Silence! -Cape Fear. -Silence!
312 00:16:46,480 00:16:49,030 Oi, once the word gets out you lot are in here, Oi, once the word gets out you lot are in here,
313 00:16:49,110 00:16:51,400 this place will turn into a fucking zoo. this place will turn into a fucking zoo.
314 00:16:52,360 00:16:53,660 And the answer's Mean Streets. And the answer's Mean Streets.
315 00:16:53,740 00:16:55,660 -Yeah. That's a good one. -Yeah. -Yeah. That's a good one. -Yeah.
316 00:16:55,740 00:16:58,330 You're all here because of this poster behind me. You're all here because of this poster behind me.
317 00:16:58,410 00:16:59,450 Mr. Higgins. Mr. Higgins.
318 00:16:59,540 00:17:02,870 "Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?" "Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?"
319 00:17:02,960 00:17:04,750 That's solid alliteration right there. That's solid alliteration right there.
320 00:17:04,830 00:17:06,250 Hundreds of those posters Hundreds of those posters
321 00:17:06,330 00:17:11,460 were put up around Richmond on the 18th of November, 1914. were put up around Richmond on the 18th of November, 1914.
322 00:17:11,550 00:17:13,930 It was an invitation for young men It was an invitation for young men
323 00:17:14,010 00:17:16,680 to try out to be a professional footballer. to try out to be a professional footballer.
324 00:17:16,760 00:17:19,470 It said to come to our stadium that day. It said to come to our stadium that day.
325 00:17:20,310 00:17:21,390 And it was a lie. And it was a lie.
326 00:17:21,470 00:17:26,810 In 1914, the war was raging. There was no tryout. In 1914, the war was raging. There was no tryout.
327 00:17:26,900 00:17:32,490 Just recruiters, waiting to encourage those boys to fight the fight. Just recruiters, waiting to encourage those boys to fight the fight.
328 00:17:32,570 00:17:35,780 They enlisted 400 lads that day. They enlisted 400 lads that day.
329 00:17:37,120 00:17:38,490 Very few of them came home. Very few of them came home.
330 00:17:39,700 00:17:41,080 And after they enlisted... And after they enlisted...
331 00:17:41,870 00:17:43,790 do you know where they went for their physical? do you know where they went for their physical?
332 00:17:43,870 00:17:46,210 Oh, Christ, it's our treatment room, isn't it? Oh, Christ, it's our treatment room, isn't it?
333 00:17:46,290 00:17:47,630 What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
334 00:17:47,710 00:17:52,010 Hey, no, no, no. Hey, no, fellas. No, it was not, okay? Hey, no, no, no. Hey, no, fellas. No, it was not, okay?
335 00:17:54,300 00:17:56,720 It was. I'm sorry, I'm lying to ya. I don't even know why I'm lying. It was. I'm sorry, I'm lying to ya. I don't even know why I'm lying.
336 00:17:56,800 00:17:58,930 I'm sorry. I just wanted y'all to take a breath for a second. I'm sorry. I just wanted y'all to take a breath for a second.
337 00:17:59,010 00:18:01,720 Wait, wait, wait. What you're telling me is that we've got 400 ghosts? Wait, wait, wait. What you're telling me is that we've got 400 ghosts?
338 00:18:01,810 00:18:03,060 That's too many ghosts. That's too many ghosts.
339 00:18:03,140 00:18:04,230 We cannot fight them all. We cannot fight them all.
340 00:18:04,310 00:18:06,060 We're not going to have to fight them, Richard. We're not going to have to fight them, Richard.
341 00:18:06,140 00:18:08,230 Wait, so, Coach, how do we fix this? Wait, so, Coach, how do we fix this?
342 00:18:08,310 00:18:11,070 -We can't change the past. -No, Sam. No, we cannot. -We can't change the past. -No, Sam. No, we cannot.
343 00:18:11,820 00:18:13,190 But we can choose to honor it. But we can choose to honor it.
344 00:18:13,860 00:18:16,360 Now, those young men, they made the ultimate sacrifice. Now, those young men, they made the ultimate sacrifice.
345 00:18:16,450 00:18:19,530 So I think it's only fair that we sacrifice something of our own. So I think it's only fair that we sacrifice something of our own.
346 00:18:19,620 00:18:22,370 I'm gonna ask each and every one of you to go home tonight, I'm gonna ask each and every one of you to go home tonight,
347 00:18:22,450 00:18:24,620 find something, an item. find something, an item.
348 00:18:24,700 00:18:26,870 Something personal. Something that you truly value. Something personal. Something that you truly value.
349 00:18:27,500 00:18:30,130 And I want you to bring it tonight to the clubhouse, at midnight. And I want you to bring it tonight to the clubhouse, at midnight.
350 00:18:30,210 00:18:31,750 No. That is bullshit. No. That is bullshit.
351 00:18:33,760 00:18:35,630 We're all going to fucking do it! We're all going to fucking do it!
352 00:18:36,170 00:18:37,090 All right. All right.
353 00:18:38,640 00:18:40,140 That's your captain talking right there. That's your captain talking right there.
354 00:18:40,220 00:18:45,180 Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond!
355 00:18:45,730 00:18:46,730 Told you. Told you.
356 00:18:46,810 00:18:51,310 Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond!
357 00:18:51,400 00:18:54,280 Hi, Jamie. What do you need? Hi, Jamie. What do you need?
358 00:18:55,440 00:18:58,570 Babe, I said it was important. We can't go inside your house? Babe, I said it was important. We can't go inside your house?
359 00:18:58,660 00:19:00,450 No way! We can't. No way! We can't.
360 00:19:00,530 00:19:02,660 Sex was, like, the only thing that you and I was good at. Sex was, like, the only thing that you and I was good at.
361 00:19:02,740 00:19:05,200 I've had three glasses of wine. It's Pavlovian. I've had three glasses of wine. It's Pavlovian.
362 00:19:05,910 00:19:08,290 Pavlovian? What is that? Is that the wine? Pavlovian? What is that? Is that the wine?
363 00:19:09,620 00:19:12,040 Babe, can we not at least just get inside my car? It's cold. Babe, can we not at least just get inside my car? It's cold.
364 00:19:12,130 00:19:14,880 No. You don't remember how many times we shagged in this thing? No. You don't remember how many times we shagged in this thing?
365 00:19:14,960 00:19:17,050 So the car's also Pavlovian? So the car's also Pavlovian?
366 00:19:17,130 00:19:18,130 Think I'm getting it now. Think I'm getting it now.
367 00:19:20,050 00:19:21,470 So, what's up, Jamie? So, what's up, Jamie?
368 00:19:21,840 00:19:24,180 Fucking Ted Lasso. Fucking Ted Lasso.
369 00:19:24,260 00:19:26,220 He's really gotten up your bum, hasn't he? He's really gotten up your bum, hasn't he?
370 00:19:26,310 00:19:28,180 Babe, he's not even a real coach. Babe, he's not even a real coach.
371 00:19:28,270 00:19:29,940 Do you know what we're supposed to do tonight? Do you know what we're supposed to do tonight?
372 00:19:30,020 00:19:33,820 Apparently, some bullshit sacrifice, show-and-tell bullshit. Apparently, some bullshit sacrifice, show-and-tell bullshit.
373 00:19:34,360 00:19:37,070 -Okay. You gonna go? -No, 'course I'm not. -Okay. You gonna go? -No, 'course I'm not.
374 00:19:38,780 00:19:41,870 -Is everyone else doing it? -Yeah, but I'm Jamie Tartt. -Is everyone else doing it? -Yeah, but I'm Jamie Tartt.
375 00:19:41,950 00:19:43,450 I'm not like everyone else. I'm not like everyone else.
376 00:19:43,530 00:19:48,160 Do you think that I could've got from a council estate in North Manchester Do you think that I could've got from a council estate in North Manchester
377 00:19:48,250 00:19:49,910 to the Premier League, to the Premier League,
378 00:19:50,670 00:19:52,130 if I did what everyone else did? if I did what everyone else did?
379 00:19:52,210 00:19:54,210 No. I don't. No. I don't.
380 00:19:55,880 00:19:57,210 You're a battler, Jamie. You're a battler, Jamie.
381 00:19:58,090 00:19:59,470 It's really hot. It's really hot.
382 00:20:00,930 00:20:03,300 But maybe someday you should stop battling the people But maybe someday you should stop battling the people
383 00:20:03,390 00:20:04,850 that just wanna help you. that just wanna help you.
384 00:20:08,640 00:20:10,810 I feel like you want me to come in. I feel like you want me to come in.
385 00:20:10,890 00:20:12,270 It's Pavlovian. It's Pavlovian.
386 00:20:12,350 00:20:14,440 Have a good night, Jamie Tartt. Have a good night, Jamie Tartt.
387 00:20:21,740 00:20:22,780 Come in. Come in.
388 00:20:23,490 00:20:27,790 Excuse me, Ms. Welton. Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Obisanya. I play for the team. Excuse me, Ms. Welton. Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Obisanya. I play for the team.
389 00:20:27,870 00:20:30,370 Yes, Sam. I know who you are. Yes, Sam. I know who you are.
390 00:20:31,160 00:20:33,540 Is there something I can help you with? Is there something I can help you with?
391 00:20:33,630 00:20:36,920 This is really awkward, but are you free tonight? This is really awkward, but are you free tonight?
392 00:20:38,050 00:20:40,510 Sam, I am very flattered, but-- Sam, I am very flattered, but--
393 00:20:40,590 00:20:43,340 No, no, no. It's not for romance. No, no, no. It's not for romance.
394 00:20:43,430 00:20:47,220 It's just to get rid of this curse. I can understand why you misinterpreted. It's just to get rid of this curse. I can understand why you misinterpreted.
395 00:20:47,310 00:20:48,510 I mean, you're so lovely I mean, you're so lovely
396 00:20:48,600 00:20:50,850 you must get romantic invitations all the time. you must get romantic invitations all the time.
397 00:20:50,930 00:20:51,940 That's nice. That's nice.
398 00:20:52,020 00:20:56,440 Gosh, I'm dealing with my own sort of curse. Anyway, thank you. Gosh, I'm dealing with my own sort of curse. Anyway, thank you.
399 00:20:57,270 00:21:00,780 I'm from Nigeria, and so I feel like whenever the subject of curses comes up, I'm from Nigeria, and so I feel like whenever the subject of curses comes up,
400 00:21:00,860 00:21:04,360 people are like, "I bet the African guy is really into this." people are like, "I bet the African guy is really into this."
401 00:21:04,450 00:21:06,700 -You're obviously not? -No, no, no. I really am. -You're obviously not? -No, no, no. I really am.
402 00:21:06,780 00:21:09,040 But that's mainly from loving Harry Potter. But that's mainly from loving Harry Potter.
403 00:21:09,580 00:21:11,750 Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen? Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen?
404 00:21:11,830 00:21:13,000 I did. I did.
405 00:21:13,080 00:21:16,250 I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world. I like the idea of someone becoming rich, because of what they gave to the world.
406 00:21:16,330 00:21:17,920 Not just because of who their family is. Not just because of who their family is.
407 00:21:19,170 00:21:22,010 Well, Ms. Welton, I really hope you can participate in this ceremony Well, Ms. Welton, I really hope you can participate in this ceremony
408 00:21:22,090 00:21:23,510 that we're having later tonight. that we're having later tonight.
409 00:21:23,590 00:21:24,880 I don't think so. I don't think so.
410 00:21:24,970 00:21:27,430 I apologize, but I can't take no for an answer. I apologize, but I can't take no for an answer.
411 00:21:28,010 00:21:30,640 Coach thinks it will only work if the whole team is there, Coach thinks it will only work if the whole team is there,
412 00:21:30,720 00:21:33,730 and Ms. Welton, it's your team. and Ms. Welton, it's your team.
413 00:21:35,440 00:21:38,190 So you have to be there. Please. So you have to be there. Please.
414 00:21:40,480 00:21:41,480 At least think about it. At least think about it.
415 00:21:42,820 00:21:43,990 For you, Sam, I will. For you, Sam, I will.
416 00:21:44,570 00:21:45,610 Thank you. Thank you.
417 00:21:49,660 00:21:50,830 See you tonight. See you tonight.
418 00:21:50,910 00:21:51,910 See ya. See ya.
419 00:21:56,620 00:21:58,750 Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer. Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer.
420 00:21:58,840 00:22:01,340 Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens. Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens.
421 00:22:01,420 00:22:02,800 Still, I can't actually tell you Still, I can't actually tell you
422 00:22:02,880 00:22:05,300 what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't. what lives beyond our physical world and what doesn't.
423 00:22:06,720 00:22:08,090 What I can tell you, What I can tell you,
424 00:22:08,180 00:22:09,930 is that with the exception is that with the exception
425 00:22:10,010 00:22:12,100 of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes, of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes,
426 00:22:13,350 00:22:14,770 not much lasts forever. not much lasts forever.
427 00:22:20,400 00:22:22,900 -Hey, boss. Glad you could join us. -Hello. Yeah. -Hey, boss. Glad you could join us. -Hello. Yeah.
428 00:22:27,110 00:22:28,950 Roy, why don't you get things started for us? Roy, why don't you get things started for us?
429 00:22:35,080 00:22:38,040 I was nine when I got scouted by Sunderland, I was nine when I got scouted by Sunderland,
430 00:22:38,750 00:22:41,380 and I'd never left London before. and I'd never left London before.
431 00:22:42,170 00:22:47,970 My granddad drove me all the way there, and it was freezing, and I was terrified. My granddad drove me all the way there, and it was freezing, and I was terrified.
432 00:22:49,720 00:22:51,720 I was fucking nine. Say something. I was fucking nine. Say something.
433 00:22:53,720 00:22:57,060 When I got there, he gave me this old blanket. When I got there, he gave me this old blanket.
434 00:22:57,640 00:23:01,650 He said it was to keep me warm and to remind me of home. He said it was to keep me warm and to remind me of home.
435 00:23:02,110 00:23:03,730 And that was the last time I saw him. And that was the last time I saw him.
436 00:23:03,820 00:23:07,820 'Cause he'd passed away by the time I got back for Christmas, so... 'Cause he'd passed away by the time I got back for Christmas, so...
437 00:23:09,360 00:23:13,330 That is why blankie means so much to me. That is why blankie means so much to me.
438 00:23:13,410 00:23:14,700 Did you just say "blankie"? Did you just say "blankie"?
439 00:23:14,790 00:23:17,540 No, I said "blanket." Conversation over. Sam, go. No, I said "blanket." Conversation over. Sam, go.
440 00:23:19,080 00:23:22,130 This is a picture of the 1994 Nigerian World Cup team. This is a picture of the 1994 Nigerian World Cup team.
441 00:23:23,250 00:23:26,260 I pledged I wouldn't take this down until I made the team myself... I pledged I wouldn't take this down until I made the team myself...
442 00:23:27,300 00:23:28,720 and I still intend to do that. and I still intend to do that.
443 00:23:31,760 00:23:35,010 This sand is from a beach in St. Barts. This sand is from a beach in St. Barts.
444 00:23:37,310 00:23:39,730 This is the first beach where I ever... This is the first beach where I ever...
445 00:23:41,270 00:23:43,940 It's the first beach where I ever slept with a supermodel. It's the first beach where I ever slept with a supermodel.
446 00:23:49,400 00:23:51,660 -Smile because it happened. -Thanks. -Smile because it happened. -Thanks.
447 00:23:51,740 00:23:54,330 Sam and Richard coming at ya from both ends of the spectrum there. Sam and Richard coming at ya from both ends of the spectrum there.
448 00:23:54,410 00:23:55,410 Appreciate that. Appreciate that.
449 00:23:55,790 00:24:00,960 A girl once said I look like Clive Owen in these sunglasses. A girl once said I look like Clive Owen in these sunglasses.
450 00:24:02,920 00:24:04,250 I don't think I can do it. I don't think I can do it.
451 00:24:04,340 00:24:06,710 -Come on, Nate. Throw 'em in. -You got it, Nate. Give it a toss. -Come on, Nate. Throw 'em in. -You got it, Nate. Give it a toss.
452 00:24:06,800 00:24:08,300 -Nice. -Good boy, Nate. -Nice. -Good boy, Nate.
453 00:24:08,970 00:24:10,010 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
454 00:24:15,050 00:24:16,930 Is that today's paper? Is that today's paper?
455 00:24:17,020 00:24:20,690 There's something in there about me, as usual, and I'm trying not to care. There's something in there about me, as usual, and I'm trying not to care.
456 00:24:22,690 00:24:23,900 Fuck the haters. Fuck the haters.
457 00:24:26,480 00:24:27,480 Word. Word.
458 00:24:27,570 00:24:31,990 This is my cat's collar. She was a faithful companion for 20 years. This is my cat's collar. She was a faithful companion for 20 years.
459 00:24:33,950 00:24:35,780 Gonna miss you, Cindy Clawford. Gonna miss you, Cindy Clawford.
460 00:24:37,330 00:24:39,250 It's the only pen I can write my name with. It's the only pen I can write my name with.
461 00:24:59,470 00:25:01,060 The keys to my Lamborghini. The keys to my Lamborghini.
462 00:25:03,060 00:25:04,150 How you getting home? How you getting home?
463 00:25:05,360 00:25:07,610 -All right. Everybody go? -Yeah. -All right. Everybody go? -Yeah.
464 00:25:07,690 00:25:10,360 -Yeah. -No. I wanna go. -Yeah. -No. I wanna go.
465 00:25:19,910 00:25:23,160 These aren't my first boots or anything. My mum gave 'em me. These aren't my first boots or anything. My mum gave 'em me.
466 00:25:24,920 00:25:27,420 She was the one who got me into football in the first place. She was the one who got me into football in the first place.
467 00:25:28,550 00:25:32,340 Her and me dad split up when I was just a sexy little baby. Her and me dad split up when I was just a sexy little baby.
468 00:25:33,050 00:25:36,340 She's the reason I work so hard. Just wanted to make her proud. She's the reason I work so hard. Just wanted to make her proud.
469 00:25:37,510 00:25:39,430 She doesn't even care if I'm any good. She doesn't even care if I'm any good.
470 00:25:39,510 00:25:42,100 Just wants me to be happy. Be a good lad. Just wants me to be happy. Be a good lad.
471 00:25:43,560 00:25:47,520 Once I got good though, me old man started showing up, didn't he? Once I got good though, me old man started showing up, didn't he?
472 00:25:47,610 00:25:50,280 You know, bragging to all his mates every time I scored a goal. You know, bragging to all his mates every time I scored a goal.
473 00:25:50,360 00:25:56,160 Calling me "soft" if I didn't... dominate, you know. Calling me "soft" if I didn't... dominate, you know.
474 00:25:56,240 00:25:57,780 And I hated that. And I hated that.
475 00:25:59,280 00:26:01,290 I actually fucking hated that. I actually fucking hated that.
476 00:26:03,540 00:26:09,380 So, I made a vow to be so tough that he could never call me "soft" again. So, I made a vow to be so tough that he could never call me "soft" again.
477 00:26:12,550 00:26:14,590 I wonder if sometimes... I wonder if sometimes...
478 00:26:15,470 00:26:17,220 I forget about making her proud. I forget about making her proud.
479 00:26:20,180 00:26:21,970 I don't think that she would be lately. I don't think that she would be lately.
480 00:26:34,940 00:26:36,200 Well, gentlemen... Well, gentlemen...
481 00:26:39,120 00:26:40,950 What do you say we burn this crap? What do you say we burn this crap?
482 00:26:41,030 00:26:42,950 Maybe we should do this part outside. Maybe we should do this part outside.
483 00:26:43,040 00:26:44,200 -Yeah. -That's a good call. -Yeah. -That's a good call.
484 00:26:44,290 00:26:45,290 Yeah. That's smart. Okay. Yeah. That's smart. Okay.
485 00:26:45,370 00:26:47,250 Hey, would you guys mind grabbing this for me? Hey, would you guys mind grabbing this for me?
486 00:26:54,710 00:26:57,340 Excuse me, Ted. The eagle has landed. Excuse me, Ted. The eagle has landed.
487 00:26:59,390 00:27:00,550 Hey, fellas. Hey, fellas.
488 00:27:00,640 00:27:04,100 I think the only way to know if the curse has been lifted or not, I think the only way to know if the curse has been lifted or not,
489 00:27:04,180 00:27:06,730 we need to ask the spirits for a sign. we need to ask the spirits for a sign.
490 00:27:08,520 00:27:09,730 Spirits... Spirits...
491 00:27:11,270 00:27:12,940 speak to us. speak to us.
492 00:27:16,280 00:27:20,200 Dani Rojas! Rojas! Dani Rojas. Dani Rojas! Rojas! Dani Rojas.
493 00:27:23,910 00:27:26,580 I brought a bottle of mezcal to throw into the curse fire. I brought a bottle of mezcal to throw into the curse fire.
494 00:27:26,660 00:27:28,580 Hey, hey, hey. Rojas, look. Hey, hey, hey. Rojas, look.
495 00:27:28,670 00:27:31,000 Whatever ghosts it were that made you trip over, Whatever ghosts it were that made you trip over,
496 00:27:31,080 00:27:32,920 they're gone now, I promise, yeah. they're gone now, I promise, yeah.
497 00:27:33,000 00:27:34,340 Crack that bastard open. Crack that bastard open.
498 00:27:34,420 00:27:36,460 -Yeah, boy! -Yeah. -Yeah, boy! -Yeah.
499 00:27:36,550 00:27:40,390 Jamie's not wrong. Ghosts prefer empty bottles that we've all drunk. Jamie's not wrong. Ghosts prefer empty bottles that we've all drunk.
500 00:27:40,470 00:27:41,800 Fact. Fact.
501 00:27:41,890 00:27:44,060 Let us celebrate, amigos. Let us celebrate, amigos.
502 00:27:46,680 00:27:48,520 That is a team united. That is a team united.
503 00:27:49,890 00:27:52,520 You're very lucky that everything's fine with Dani's injury. You're very lucky that everything's fine with Dani's injury.
504 00:27:52,610 00:27:55,070 I just never had you pegged as a gambler, Ted. I just never had you pegged as a gambler, Ted.
505 00:27:55,150 00:27:58,700 I'm not. We knew Dani's okay hours ago. I'm not. We knew Dani's okay hours ago.
506 00:27:59,320 00:28:01,320 In fact, it was my man Higgins' idea In fact, it was my man Higgins' idea
507 00:28:01,410 00:28:04,450 not to share that info with the boys until after the ceremony. not to share that info with the boys until after the ceremony.
508 00:28:05,700 00:28:07,580 -You don't say. -Yeah. -You don't say. -Yeah.
509 00:28:08,080 00:28:09,660 Putting the team first, eh, Higgins? Putting the team first, eh, Higgins?
510 00:28:10,540 00:28:11,580 Yeah, I suppose I am. Yeah, I suppose I am.
511 00:28:11,670 00:28:13,710 Hey, Coach, you joining the party or what? Hey, Coach, you joining the party or what?
512 00:28:15,000 00:28:17,710 What do you say, boss? A lot warmer over there by the fire. What do you say, boss? A lot warmer over there by the fire.
513 00:28:19,550 00:28:20,880 I'll respectfully pass. I'll respectfully pass.
514 00:28:22,470 00:28:24,470 Higgins, coming with me? Higgins, coming with me?
515 00:28:26,430 00:28:27,680 Off you go. Off you go.
516 00:28:31,140 00:28:33,060 All right now, what's this going on? All right now, what's this going on?
517 00:28:33,150 00:28:35,020 What's going on here? What's going on? What's going on here? What's going on?
518 00:28:35,110 00:28:36,900 Richmond till we die. Richmond till we die.
519 00:28:36,980 00:28:38,780 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
520 00:28:38,860 00:28:42,320 We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die. We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die.
521 00:28:42,410 00:28:45,580 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
522 00:28:45,660 00:28:48,830 We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die. We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die.
523 00:28:48,910 00:28:52,080 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
524 00:28:52,170 00:28:55,540 We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die. We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die.
525 00:28:55,630 00:28:58,670 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
526 00:28:58,760 00:29:02,010 We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die. We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die.
527 00:29:02,090 00:29:05,680 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
528 00:29:05,760 00:29:08,680 We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die. We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die.
529 00:29:09,720 00:29:10,850 Morning. How y'all doin'? Morning. How y'all doin'?
530 00:29:16,110 00:29:17,360 Hey. That's cool. Hey. That's cool.
531 00:29:19,940 00:29:21,280 Oh, boy. Here we go. Oh, boy. Here we go.
532 00:29:24,160 00:29:25,620 I got it. I got it.
533 00:29:26,780 00:29:29,290 Interception. Easy, gentlemen, easy. Interception. Easy, gentlemen, easy.
534 00:29:30,700 00:29:32,290 Good morning, honey bunch. Good morning, honey bunch.
535 00:29:32,370 00:29:34,960 You hear that buzz out there? I love it. You hear that buzz out there? I love it.
536 00:29:35,040 00:29:36,130 How you doing? How you doing?
537 00:29:38,670 00:29:40,000 You got rid of Jamie? You got rid of Jamie?
538 00:29:40,630 00:29:42,470 Man City recalled him. Man City recalled him.
539 00:29:42,550 00:29:44,510 I told you, Ted. They were concerned he wasn't playing. I told you, Ted. They were concerned he wasn't playing.
540 00:29:44,590 00:29:46,180 I finally got through to him! I finally got through to him!
541 00:29:46,260 00:29:48,260 I mean, you saw it. I mean, you saw it.
542 00:29:48,350 00:29:51,890 With him and Dani, we had two aces, Rebecca. With him and Dani, we had two aces, Rebecca.
543 00:29:51,980 00:29:54,810 -I thought that was what you wanted. -Yeah, well, you thought wrong! -I thought that was what you wanted. -Yeah, well, you thought wrong!
544 00:29:55,600 00:29:57,900 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my tone there, okay. That was rude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for my tone there, okay. That was rude.
545 00:29:57,980 00:30:02,650 Look, I'm trying to be cool about this, but I am just seeing red everywhere. Look, I'm trying to be cool about this, but I am just seeing red everywhere.
546 00:30:02,740 00:30:05,610 Well, perhaps you should leave before you say something you'll regret. Well, perhaps you should leave before you say something you'll regret.
547 00:30:07,370 00:30:09,620 No, actually, you know what? Here you go. No, actually, you know what? Here you go.
548 00:30:10,200 00:30:11,200 Your biscuits. Your biscuits.
549 00:30:11,290 00:30:13,160 I hope they're not as good as they usually are. I hope they're not as good as they usually are.
550 00:30:13,250 00:30:16,920 But dang it, they're the best batch yet. I finally cracked the recipe! But dang it, they're the best batch yet. I finally cracked the recipe!
551 00:30:24,970 00:30:26,050 Football is life. Football is life.
551 00:30:24,970 00:30:26,050 Football is life. Football is life.