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1 | 00:00:14,806 | 00:00:15,807 | Right. | Right. |
2 | 00:00:28,362 | 00:00:29,446 | Who the hell are you? | Who the hell are you? |
3 | 00:00:29,530 | 00:00:32,573 | Oh, hi! Hello. I'm Will. I'm the new clubhouse attendant. | Oh, hi! Hello. I'm Will. I'm the new clubhouse attendant. |
4 | 00:00:32,658 | 00:00:34,826 | No, you're not. I'm the clubhouse attendant. | No, you're not. I'm the clubhouse attendant. |
5 | 00:00:34,910 | 00:00:36,328 | Hey, Higgins, where are you? | Hey, Higgins, where are you? |
6 | 00:00:36,411 | 00:00:37,555 | Ted, what the fuck's going on? | Ted, what the fuck's going on? |
7 | 00:00:37,579 | 00:00:39,265 | I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out myself. | I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out myself. |
8 | 00:00:39,289 | 00:00:41,392 | - Figure what out? Have I been sacked? - Has he been fired? | - Figure what out? Have I been sacked? - Has he been fired? |
9 | 00:00:41,416 | 00:00:42,936 | I don't know anything about this, Ted. | I don't know anything about this, Ted. |
10 | 00:00:43,001 | 00:00:44,062 | - There you are. - There you are. | - There you are. - There you are. |
11 | 00:00:44,086 | 00:00:45,939 | - Is this because I called Isaac a pussy? - I don't know... | - Is this because I called Isaac a pussy? - I don't know... |
12 | 00:00:45,963 | 00:00:46,964 | Good morning, everyone. | Good morning, everyone. |
13 | 00:00:47,047 | 00:00:49,550 | You shrew. You did this, didn't you? | You shrew. You did this, didn't you? |
14 | 00:00:49,633 | 00:00:51,051 | Why so hostile, Nathan? | Why so hostile, Nathan? |
15 | 00:00:51,134 | 00:00:52,386 | Right, I'll tell you why... | Right, I'll tell you why... |
16 | 00:00:52,928 | 00:00:53,929 | You know my name? | You know my name? |
17 | 00:00:54,012 | 00:00:56,557 | Well, I had to spell it correctly for your contract. | Well, I had to spell it correctly for your contract. |
18 | 00:00:57,641 | 00:00:59,893 | Nate-dawg, you haven't been fired. It's worse. | Nate-dawg, you haven't been fired. It's worse. |
19 | 00:01:00,894 | 00:01:02,145 | You've been promoted. | You've been promoted. |
20 | 00:01:11,405 | 00:01:14,324 | Nate! Nate! Nate! | Nate! Nate! Nate! |
21 | 00:01:26,962 | 00:01:30,174 | Nathan Shelley, I present to you this whistle. | Nathan Shelley, I present to you this whistle. |
22 | 00:01:30,757 | 00:01:32,259 | But it is sad. Do you know why? | But it is sad. Do you know why? |
23 | 00:01:32,342 | 00:01:34,845 | - No. - Because it has never been blown. | - No. - Because it has never been blown. |
24 | 00:01:34,928 | 00:01:36,555 | Is that the same reason why Colin's sad? | Is that the same reason why Colin's sad? |
25 | 00:01:39,600 | 00:01:42,895 | By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond, | By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond, |
26 | 00:01:42,978 | 00:01:45,814 | I now pronounce you Coach Nate. | I now pronounce you Coach Nate. |
27 | 00:01:46,648 | 00:01:47,858 | Thanks a lot. Thank you. | Thanks a lot. Thank you. |
28 | 00:01:49,401 | 00:01:51,111 | No, no! Not inside. | No, no! Not inside. |
29 | 00:01:51,195 | 00:01:52,196 | Sorry. Sorry. | Sorry. Sorry. |
30 | 00:02:14,343 | 00:02:16,654 | It got confusing, 'cause they don't call it jock itch here. | It got confusing, 'cause they don't call it jock itch here. |
31 | 00:02:16,678 | 00:02:18,158 | So you didn't know what spray to buy? | So you didn't know what spray to buy? |
32 | 00:02:18,222 | 00:02:19,640 | - Yeah. - Yeah. What'd you go with? | - Yeah. - Yeah. What'd you go with? |
33 | 00:02:19,723 | 00:02:20,724 | Mr Muscle. | Mr Muscle. |
34 | 00:02:20,807 | 00:02:22,100 | Huh. | Huh. |
35 | 00:02:22,184 | 00:02:23,310 | Hey, Roy. | Hey, Roy. |
36 | 00:02:23,393 | 00:02:27,314 | Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain. | Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain. |
37 | 00:02:27,397 | 00:02:28,398 | Oh. | Oh. |
38 | 00:02:29,608 | 00:02:32,236 | No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule. | No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule. |
39 | 00:02:32,319 | 00:02:36,240 | No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule. | No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule. |
40 | 00:02:37,282 | 00:02:40,244 | I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain. | I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain. |
41 | 00:02:40,327 | 00:02:41,828 | That's my new rule. | That's my new rule. |
42 | 00:02:41,912 | 00:02:43,205 | Don't want to. | Don't want to. |
43 | 00:02:43,288 | 00:02:44,289 | Well, you have to. | Well, you have to. |
44 | 00:02:45,749 | 00:02:47,918 | - I decline. - I insist. | - I decline. - I insist. |
45 | 00:02:48,585 | 00:02:49,586 | Can't make me. | Can't make me. |
46 | 00:02:50,212 | 00:02:53,757 | Roy Kent, until you choose your successor, | Roy Kent, until you choose your successor, |
47 | 00:02:53,841 | 00:02:58,262 | your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled. | your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled. |
48 | 00:03:00,597 | 00:03:02,140 | This is why it's hard to love you. | This is why it's hard to love you. |
49 | 00:03:04,935 | 00:03:05,936 | You heard it, right? | You heard it, right? |
50 | 00:03:06,603 | 00:03:07,813 | He loves you. | He loves you. |
51 | 00:03:07,896 | 00:03:10,065 | All right, gang. Here's the unskinny bop. | All right, gang. Here's the unskinny bop. |
52 | 00:03:10,148 | 00:03:13,402 | Manchester City is coming into our house for the final match, | Manchester City is coming into our house for the final match, |
53 | 00:03:13,485 | 00:03:16,238 | but preparation-wise, we gonna treat it like it's any other game. | but preparation-wise, we gonna treat it like it's any other game. |
54 | 00:03:16,321 | 00:03:18,949 | But it's not just any other game. We could get relegated. | But it's not just any other game. We could get relegated. |
55 | 00:03:19,032 | 00:03:21,994 | We got relegated when I was at Cardiff. It's my family's team. | We got relegated when I was at Cardiff. It's my family's team. |
56 | 00:03:22,077 | 00:03:23,787 | My nana never spoke to me after that. | My nana never spoke to me after that. |
57 | 00:03:23,871 | 00:03:25,598 | She just left me a box of her shit in her will. | She just left me a box of her shit in her will. |
58 | 00:03:25,622 | 00:03:27,791 | Yeah, and when clubs go down, teams get broken up. | Yeah, and when clubs go down, teams get broken up. |
59 | 00:03:27,875 | 00:03:30,252 | Coach, do they not have relegation in America? | Coach, do they not have relegation in America? |
60 | 00:03:30,335 | 00:03:31,670 | Oh, no, no, no. | Oh, no, no, no. |
61 | 00:03:31,753 | 00:03:33,940 | So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season? | So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season? |
62 | 00:03:33,964 | 00:03:35,591 | They play out the rest of the schedule, | They play out the rest of the schedule, |
63 | 00:03:35,674 | 00:03:37,759 | going through the motions in meaningless games | going through the motions in meaningless games |
64 | 00:03:37,843 | 00:03:39,887 | contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums, | contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums, |
65 | 00:03:39,970 | 00:03:41,650 | and everyone's pretty much fine with that. | and everyone's pretty much fine with that. |
66 | 00:03:41,722 | 00:03:44,057 | - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah, it's dumb. | - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah, it's dumb. |
67 | 00:03:44,975 | 00:03:46,768 | All right. Now, Coach Nate... | All right. Now, Coach Nate... |
68 | 00:03:46,852 | 00:03:48,020 | No, no, no. | No, no, no. |
69 | 00:03:48,103 | 00:03:49,521 | - Not... No, not here. - Not inside. | - Not... No, not here. - Not inside. |
70 | 00:03:49,605 | 00:03:52,149 | I was saying, now Coach Nate has a video he wants to show. | I was saying, now Coach Nate has a video he wants to show. |
71 | 00:03:52,232 | 00:03:53,442 | Oh, yeah. Sorry. | Oh, yeah. Sorry. |
72 | 00:03:53,525 | 00:03:59,031 | Okay. So, I thought you'd all find this motivational. | Okay. So, I thought you'd all find this motivational. |
73 | 00:03:59,114 | 00:04:00,574 | All right. | All right. |
74 | 00:04:02,034 | 00:04:03,035 | Amigo Jamie. | Amigo Jamie. |
75 | 00:04:03,118 | 00:04:04,703 | Clearly no barbers in Manchester. | Clearly no barbers in Manchester. |
76 | 00:04:06,330 | 00:04:08,790 | Well, I'd never say a bad word about me old club... | Well, I'd never say a bad word about me old club... |
77 | 00:04:11,001 | 00:04:12,921 | even though I did carry them through every match. | even though I did carry them through every match. |
78 | 00:04:13,003 | 00:04:14,546 | But they're good lads. | But they're good lads. |
79 | 00:04:14,630 | 00:04:16,464 | Apart from Roy Kent. He is a knob. | Apart from Roy Kent. He is a knob. |
80 | 00:04:17,257 | 00:04:21,011 | You know, and it's nice to have a real manager like Pep, | You know, and it's nice to have a real manager like Pep, |
81 | 00:04:21,094 | 00:04:22,804 | instead of that American rodeo clown. | instead of that American rodeo clown. |
82 | 00:04:23,639 | 00:04:26,850 | You know, Lasso sent me away, now they're facing the drop. | You know, Lasso sent me away, now they're facing the drop. |
83 | 00:04:26,934 | 00:04:29,269 | Sunday, I get to put the final nail in the ashes. | Sunday, I get to put the final nail in the ashes. |
84 | 00:04:29,353 | 00:04:31,271 | Instant karma, it's gonna get ya. | Instant karma, it's gonna get ya. |
85 | 00:04:34,441 | 00:04:35,442 | Oops, innit? | Oops, innit? |
86 | 00:04:35,526 | 00:04:36,401 | Well said. | Well said. |
87 | 00:04:36,485 | 00:04:38,085 | All right, let's go climb that mountain! | All right, let's go climb that mountain! |
88 | 00:04:39,321 | 00:04:41,281 | Okay, so if the Premier League is the best, | Okay, so if the Premier League is the best, |
89 | 00:04:41,365 | 00:04:43,534 | then what's the league called right below it? | then what's the league called right below it? |
90 | 00:04:43,617 | 00:04:45,118 | The Championship. | The Championship. |
91 | 00:04:45,202 | 00:04:48,413 | Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League, | Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League, |
92 | 00:04:48,497 | 00:04:50,082 | you get to play in the Championship? | you get to play in the Championship? |
93 | 00:04:50,165 | 00:04:52,376 | They also invented irony. | They also invented irony. |
94 | 00:04:52,459 | 00:04:54,837 | Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it? | Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it? |
95 | 00:04:54,920 | 00:04:57,756 | I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes. | I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes. |
96 | 00:04:57,840 | 00:04:59,842 | - Oh, God, yeah. - You know what I mean? | - Oh, God, yeah. - You know what I mean? |
97 | 00:05:00,551 | 00:05:01,760 | Hey. How you doing, fellas? | Hey. How you doing, fellas? |
98 | 00:05:02,427 | 00:05:04,638 | We just wanted to say thanks. | We just wanted to say thanks. |
99 | 00:05:04,721 | 00:05:06,139 | Yeah, we know you did your best. | Yeah, we know you did your best. |
100 | 00:05:06,223 | 00:05:08,058 | Even though your best is still shit. | Even though your best is still shit. |
101 | 00:05:08,141 | 00:05:10,060 | - Baz. - Oh, come on, now. | - Baz. - Oh, come on, now. |
102 | 00:05:10,143 | 00:05:12,479 | You're acting like we lost the game already, yeah? | You're acting like we lost the game already, yeah? |
103 | 00:05:12,563 | 00:05:14,189 | Why don't you have a little hope? | Why don't you have a little hope? |
104 | 00:05:15,899 | 00:05:19,361 | Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize? | Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize? |
105 | 00:05:19,987 | 00:05:21,530 | It's the hope that kills you. | It's the hope that kills you. |
106 | 00:05:25,200 | 00:05:27,995 | Why don't you text Nate? We got a little work to do tonight, huh? | Why don't you text Nate? We got a little work to do tonight, huh? |
107 | 00:05:29,246 | 00:05:33,750 | Okay, come on. We got this. Look, we win, we're in, okay? | Okay, come on. We got this. Look, we win, we're in, okay? |
108 | 00:05:33,834 | 00:05:36,837 | There is a scenario where Crystal Palace beat Norwich by six goals, | There is a scenario where Crystal Palace beat Norwich by six goals, |
109 | 00:05:36,920 | 00:05:38,672 | and we avoid relegation with just a tie. | and we avoid relegation with just a tie. |
110 | 00:05:38,755 | 00:05:40,841 | No, no, no. Nope. Sorry. | No, no, no. Nope. Sorry. |
111 | 00:05:40,924 | 00:05:42,217 | No. I hate ties, Nate. | No. I hate ties, Nate. |
112 | 00:05:42,301 | 00:05:44,654 | How many times I gotta tell you that? They ain't natural, all right? | How many times I gotta tell you that? They ain't natural, all right? |
113 | 00:05:44,678 | 00:05:46,930 | If God wanted games to end in a tie, | If God wanted games to end in a tie, |
114 | 00:05:47,014 | 00:05:48,814 | she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right? | she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right? |
115 | 00:05:48,849 | 00:05:50,893 | Come on, guys. Let's fire up. Let's go. | Come on, guys. Let's fire up. Let's go. |
116 | 00:05:50,976 | 00:05:53,830 | For the love of Meghan Markle, do not blow that whistle again, Nate. I swear. | For the love of Meghan Markle, do not blow that whistle again, Nate. I swear. |
117 | 00:05:53,854 | 00:05:55,206 | - Sorry. - I got neighbors upstairs, | - Sorry. - I got neighbors upstairs, |
118 | 00:05:55,230 | 00:05:57,774 | and they will just start stomping away. Okay? | and they will just start stomping away. Okay? |
119 | 00:05:57,858 | 00:06:00,235 | Come on. Tell me how we beat Manchester City. | Come on. Tell me how we beat Manchester City. |
120 | 00:06:00,319 | 00:06:02,404 | - We cannot beat Manchester City. - Dang it, Nate! | - We cannot beat Manchester City. - Dang it, Nate! |
121 | 00:06:02,487 | 00:06:05,175 | That is not what I want to hear from my assistant coach on his first day. | That is not what I want to hear from my assistant coach on his first day. |
122 | 00:06:05,199 | 00:06:06,366 | It is hopeless. | It is hopeless. |
123 | 00:06:09,203 | 00:06:10,495 | Oh, I'm sorry. It's hopeless? | Oh, I'm sorry. It's hopeless? |
124 | 00:06:10,579 | 00:06:11,955 | - Yeah. - Yeah? | - Yeah. - Yeah? |
125 | 00:06:23,509 | 00:06:26,178 | Quick question. Are those the only clothes you own? | Quick question. Are those the only clothes you own? |
126 | 00:06:26,261 | 00:06:28,096 | This? No, I got three of these. | This? No, I got three of these. |
127 | 00:06:32,935 | 00:06:36,939 | That ring a bell, Nate? That ring a very large bell in your head? | That ring a bell, Nate? That ring a very large bell in your head? |
128 | 00:06:37,022 | 00:06:38,565 | You had that hanging in your home? | You had that hanging in your home? |
129 | 00:06:38,649 | 00:06:41,294 | I got a ton of these hanging up in here. This one's from the bathroom mirror. | I got a ton of these hanging up in here. This one's from the bathroom mirror. |
130 | 00:06:41,318 | 00:06:44,172 | It's the first thing I see every morning, and it's the last thing I see at night | It's the first thing I see every morning, and it's the last thing I see at night |
131 | 00:06:44,196 | 00:06:45,916 | when I rationalize being too tired to floss. | when I rationalize being too tired to floss. |
132 | 00:06:47,658 | 00:06:49,368 | Belief can't score goals, Coach. | Belief can't score goals, Coach. |
133 | 00:06:49,451 | 00:06:51,036 | Well, hello, Nelson. | Well, hello, Nelson. |
134 | 00:06:51,119 | 00:06:53,288 | Let me introduce you to another Nelson right here. | Let me introduce you to another Nelson right here. |
135 | 00:06:53,372 | 00:06:57,417 | I think you two will hit it off just fine, 'cause you're both so damn pessimistic! | I think you two will hit it off just fine, 'cause you're both so damn pessimistic! |
136 | 00:06:59,169 | 00:07:00,587 | Sorry, Ms. Shipley! | Sorry, Ms. Shipley! |
137 | 00:07:00,671 | 00:07:04,091 | I believe the gentleman is suggesting that we are a pair of Negative Nellies. | I believe the gentleman is suggesting that we are a pair of Negative Nellies. |
138 | 00:07:04,174 | 00:07:05,551 | Oh, right. | Oh, right. |
139 | 00:07:06,260 | 00:07:07,261 | Jackpot. | Jackpot. |
140 | 00:07:08,846 | 00:07:11,265 | Morning, boss. Here you are. | Morning, boss. Here you are. |
141 | 00:07:11,640 | 00:07:16,353 | Oh. Ted. I sense you're carrying around something today besides biscuits. | Oh. Ted. I sense you're carrying around something today besides biscuits. |
142 | 00:07:16,436 | 00:07:18,021 | Good eye, small fry. | Good eye, small fry. |
143 | 00:07:22,401 | 00:07:23,569 | I hate to say it, Rebecca, | I hate to say it, Rebecca, |
144 | 00:07:23,652 | 00:07:27,072 | but I think your football club might have been better off with a soccer coach. | but I think your football club might have been better off with a soccer coach. |
145 | 00:07:27,155 | 00:07:28,282 | Where's this coming from? | Where's this coming from? |
146 | 00:07:28,365 | 00:07:30,492 | Look, if we do end up losing on Sunday, | Look, if we do end up losing on Sunday, |
147 | 00:07:30,576 | 00:07:33,513 | you just go ahead and do whatever you think is best for the future of this club, | you just go ahead and do whatever you think is best for the future of this club, |
148 | 00:07:33,537 | 00:07:34,538 | you understand? | you understand? |
149 | 00:07:34,621 | 00:07:37,207 | Even if that means this guy's gotta go... | Even if that means this guy's gotta go... |
150 | 00:07:38,000 | 00:07:41,253 | You know, you put that thing, and just... You know, whatever you got. | You know, you put that thing, and just... You know, whatever you got. |
151 | 00:07:41,336 | 00:07:43,106 | Whatever you wanna do. I mean, don't really murder me, | Whatever you wanna do. I mean, don't really murder me, |
152 | 00:07:43,130 | 00:07:45,841 | but, you know, just... All that. You get what I'm getting at? | but, you know, just... All that. You get what I'm getting at? |
153 | 00:07:45,924 | 00:07:47,652 | - Fire me. You get the gist. Yeah. - Okay. Okay. | - Fire me. You get the gist. Yeah. - Okay. Okay. |
154 | 00:07:47,676 | 00:07:49,928 | So you think you're not a "proper" football manager. | So you think you're not a "proper" football manager. |
155 | 00:07:50,012 | 00:07:52,973 | Someone who's never played the game before, or knows the rules. | Someone who's never played the game before, or knows the rules. |
156 | 00:07:53,056 | 00:07:55,017 | No, I don't know jack diddly about any of it. | No, I don't know jack diddly about any of it. |
157 | 00:07:55,100 | 00:07:58,145 | But who cares? There's a great saying in Dutch football. | But who cares? There's a great saying in Dutch football. |
158 | 00:07:58,228 | 00:07:59,479 | Oh, I don't speak Dutch. | Oh, I don't speak Dutch. |
159 | 00:07:59,855 | 00:08:01,457 | That's why I was going to tell you in English. | That's why I was going to tell you in English. |
160 | 00:08:01,481 | 00:08:02,774 | Perfect. Lay it on me. | Perfect. Lay it on me. |
161 | 00:08:02,858 | 00:08:05,611 | "Every disadvantage has its advantage." | "Every disadvantage has its advantage." |
162 | 00:08:06,111 | 00:08:07,112 | Ooh, I like that. | Ooh, I like that. |
163 | 00:08:07,196 | 00:08:08,822 | Sure, you don't know what you're doing, | Sure, you don't know what you're doing, |
164 | 00:08:08,906 | 00:08:11,217 | but doesn't that mean that you see the game in a different way | but doesn't that mean that you see the game in a different way |
165 | 00:08:11,241 | 00:08:12,993 | than any other football manager? | than any other football manager? |
166 | 00:08:14,203 | 00:08:17,873 | And shouldn't that empower you to cause complete and utter confusion? | And shouldn't that empower you to cause complete and utter confusion? |
167 | 00:08:18,540 | 00:08:22,252 | Cause confusion or create chaos. | Cause confusion or create chaos. |
168 | 00:08:22,336 | 00:08:25,380 | Yep. Yes, it is. Thanks, boss. | Yep. Yes, it is. Thanks, boss. |
169 | 00:08:29,927 | 00:08:30,928 | I'm fine. | I'm fine. |
170 | 00:08:31,011 | 00:08:32,095 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
171 | 00:08:32,179 | 00:08:34,597 | The chaos has already begun. | The chaos has already begun. |
172 | 00:08:35,349 | 00:08:37,893 | All right, gentlemen. School is in session. | All right, gentlemen. School is in session. |
173 | 00:08:37,976 | 00:08:41,104 | And today's lesson is "trick plays." | And today's lesson is "trick plays." |
174 | 00:08:41,188 | 00:08:42,874 | At least, that's what we call 'em back home. | At least, that's what we call 'em back home. |
175 | 00:08:42,898 | 00:08:45,001 | - What do they call 'em here again? - Elaborate set pieces. | - What do they call 'em here again? - Elaborate set pieces. |
176 | 00:08:45,025 | 00:08:47,378 | Yeah, we gonna stick with "trick plays." That's a lot more fun. | Yeah, we gonna stick with "trick plays." That's a lot more fun. |
177 | 00:08:47,402 | 00:08:49,196 | Now, the idea behind every trick play | Now, the idea behind every trick play |
178 | 00:08:49,279 | 00:08:54,535 | is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. | is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. |
179 | 00:08:54,618 | 00:08:57,204 | Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii. | Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii. |
180 | 00:08:57,287 | 00:09:00,874 | So, I want y'all to think about every single trick play you have ever run | So, I want y'all to think about every single trick play you have ever run |
181 | 00:09:00,958 | 00:09:03,252 | your entire time playing this sport. Anybody got one? | your entire time playing this sport. Anybody got one? |
182 | 00:09:03,335 | 00:09:04,336 | Yeah, Dani, what you got? | Yeah, Dani, what you got? |
183 | 00:09:04,419 | 00:09:06,880 | When I played for Tigres, we had a great set piece. | When I played for Tigres, we had a great set piece. |
184 | 00:09:06,964 | 00:09:08,465 | - Did it have a name? - "The Sandman." | - Did it have a name? - "The Sandman." |
185 | 00:09:08,549 | 00:09:11,635 | Yeah. Now we're cooking. "The Sandman." | Yeah. Now we're cooking. "The Sandman." |
186 | 00:09:11,718 | 00:09:13,446 | We're gonna learn that play today. Who else got one? | We're gonna learn that play today. Who else got one? |
187 | 00:09:13,470 | 00:09:14,989 | - "Pepper Shakers." - "Pepper Shakers"? | - "Pepper Shakers." - "Pepper Shakers"? |
188 | 00:09:15,013 | 00:09:16,348 | Yeah, plural. Gotta be two. | Yeah, plural. Gotta be two. |
189 | 00:09:16,431 | 00:09:17,558 | "Beckham's Todger." | "Beckham's Todger." |
190 | 00:09:17,641 | 00:09:19,393 | Beckham, I know. Todger, I don't know. | Beckham, I know. Todger, I don't know. |
191 | 00:09:19,476 | 00:09:21,061 | - It's dirty. - Okay. | - It's dirty. - Okay. |
192 | 00:09:21,144 | 00:09:22,229 | "Midnight Poutine." | "Midnight Poutine." |
193 | 00:09:22,312 | 00:09:23,981 | - Poutine? - That's not dirty. | - Poutine? - That's not dirty. |
194 | 00:09:24,064 | 00:09:25,774 | It's just super Canadian. | It's just super Canadian. |
195 | 00:09:25,858 | 00:09:27,961 | - "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." - Oh, with Dick Van Dyke. | - "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." - Oh, with Dick Van Dyke. |
196 | 00:09:27,985 | 00:09:31,738 | The owner of one of the most authentic English accents in the history of cinema. | The owner of one of the most authentic English accents in the history of cinema. |
197 | 00:09:31,822 | 00:09:33,132 | - What do you got? - "The Broken Tap." | - What do you got? - "The Broken Tap." |
198 | 00:09:33,156 | 00:09:35,260 | All right. That's not a complaint, that's an actual play name? | All right. That's not a complaint, that's an actual play name? |
199 | 00:09:35,284 | 00:09:37,411 | Think Man City will leak a lot of goals from it. | Think Man City will leak a lot of goals from it. |
200 | 00:09:37,494 | 00:09:39,204 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
201 | 00:09:39,288 | 00:09:40,497 | Oh. Nice. Yeah? | Oh. Nice. Yeah? |
202 | 00:09:40,581 | 00:09:42,833 | - "Loki's Toboggan." - "The Upside-Down Taxi." | - "Loki's Toboggan." - "The Upside-Down Taxi." |
203 | 00:09:42,916 | 00:09:45,085 | - "Hadrian's Wall." - "Dirty Martini." | - "Hadrian's Wall." - "Dirty Martini." |
204 | 00:09:45,169 | 00:09:48,005 | Oh, I'd love to run that play three times right now. I love it. | Oh, I'd love to run that play three times right now. I love it. |
205 | 00:09:48,088 | 00:09:49,965 | Do me a favor and toss "Lasso Special" up there | Do me a favor and toss "Lasso Special" up there |
206 | 00:09:50,048 | 00:09:51,216 | just for the heck of it too. | just for the heck of it too. |
207 | 00:09:51,300 | 00:09:52,885 | All right, guys. Tell you right now, | All right, guys. Tell you right now, |
208 | 00:09:52,968 | 00:09:55,989 | we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna learn a bunch of these plays, you hear? | we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna learn a bunch of these plays, you hear? |
209 | 00:09:56,013 | 00:09:59,850 | Come Sunday, we're gonna hit Man City with the chaos hammer! | Come Sunday, we're gonna hit Man City with the chaos hammer! |
210 | 00:09:59,933 | 00:10:01,977 | - Yeah! - Let's go! | - Yeah! - Let's go! |
211 | 00:10:06,732 | 00:10:08,567 | No. Sam, not wax. | No. Sam, not wax. |
212 | 00:10:08,650 | 00:10:11,653 | - Ah, okay. - Pomade. Pomade. | - Ah, okay. - Pomade. Pomade. |
213 | 00:10:12,779 | 00:10:15,449 | Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah? | Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah? |
214 | 00:10:16,909 | 00:10:18,243 | Let me get an ussie. | Let me get an ussie. |
215 | 00:10:18,327 | 00:10:19,494 | A what? | A what? |
216 | 00:10:19,995 | 00:10:20,996 | Oh. | Oh. |
217 | 00:10:23,207 | 00:10:24,666 | Wicked. | Wicked. |
218 | 00:10:24,750 | 00:10:26,793 | I can't believe you got dumped by Richmond. | I can't believe you got dumped by Richmond. |
219 | 00:10:26,877 | 00:10:28,337 | Super embarrassing for you, yeah? | Super embarrassing for you, yeah? |
220 | 00:10:29,379 | 00:10:31,131 | Well, I got fucked by Lasso. So... | Well, I got fucked by Lasso. So... |
221 | 00:10:31,215 | 00:10:33,800 | He likes you now though. He talked about you on telly, didn't he? | He likes you now though. He talked about you on telly, didn't he? |
222 | 00:10:34,676 | 00:10:36,762 | What are you on about, you posh twat? | What are you on about, you posh twat? |
223 | 00:10:36,845 | 00:10:40,682 | Trent Crimm, The Independent. Any bad blood between you and Jamie Tartt? | Trent Crimm, The Independent. Any bad blood between you and Jamie Tartt? |
224 | 00:10:40,766 | 00:10:43,143 | Jamie? No. That's a special young man right there. | Jamie? No. That's a special young man right there. |
225 | 00:10:43,227 | 00:10:45,020 | Got talent for days, works hard, | Got talent for days, works hard, |
226 | 00:10:45,103 | 00:10:47,523 | and he's got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover. | and he's got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover. |
227 | 00:10:47,606 | 00:10:48,941 | I'm always rootin' for him. | I'm always rootin' for him. |
228 | 00:10:49,024 | 00:10:50,859 | - What? - Classic mind games, innit? | - What? - Classic mind games, innit? |
229 | 00:10:52,152 | 00:10:53,737 | Right. You can fuck off. | Right. You can fuck off. |
230 | 00:10:53,820 | 00:10:55,239 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
231 | 00:11:06,375 | 00:11:08,585 | You're fucking joking. | You're fucking joking. |
232 | 00:11:12,714 | 00:11:14,633 | Oh, yeah, Roy, Jamie's coming over. | Oh, yeah, Roy, Jamie's coming over. |
233 | 00:11:14,716 | 00:11:17,177 | Oh, is he? Shall I make scones? | Oh, is he? Shall I make scones? |
234 | 00:11:17,261 | 00:11:18,345 | I don't like scones. | I don't like scones. |
235 | 00:11:18,428 | 00:11:20,138 | I'm not making scones, you idiot. | I'm not making scones, you idiot. |
236 | 00:11:20,222 | 00:11:22,099 | Good, 'cause I don't even like 'em. | Good, 'cause I don't even like 'em. |
237 | 00:11:23,517 | 00:11:25,102 | What's that? | What's that? |
238 | 00:11:25,185 | 00:11:26,395 | I made you coffee. | I made you coffee. |
239 | 00:11:27,771 | 00:11:28,772 | Well, then, what's this? | Well, then, what's this? |
240 | 00:11:28,856 | 00:11:29,982 | I brought you coffee. | I brought you coffee. |
241 | 00:11:30,524 | 00:11:31,525 | Oh. | Oh. |
242 | 00:11:36,613 | 00:11:39,199 | All right, Jamie, what was it that you wanted to talk about? | All right, Jamie, what was it that you wanted to talk about? |
243 | 00:11:39,283 | 00:11:41,493 | Not gonna say it in front of this dry old shit. | Not gonna say it in front of this dry old shit. |
244 | 00:11:42,077 | 00:11:43,912 | Why? He won't say anything. Will you? | Why? He won't say anything. Will you? |
245 | 00:11:46,373 | 00:11:47,374 | Missed. | Missed. |
246 | 00:11:48,458 | 00:11:50,794 | Ted Lasso is trying to play fucking mind games with me. | Ted Lasso is trying to play fucking mind games with me. |
247 | 00:11:50,878 | 00:11:53,630 | Saying nice shit about me on the telly. Trying to get in my head. | Saying nice shit about me on the telly. Trying to get in my head. |
248 | 00:11:53,714 | 00:11:56,049 | - He does like you. - You're as full of shit as he is. | - He does like you. - You're as full of shit as he is. |
249 | 00:11:56,133 | 00:11:58,177 | Oi. Mind your fucking manners. | Oi. Mind your fucking manners. |
250 | 00:11:58,260 | 00:11:59,386 | All right, RoboCop. | All right, RoboCop. |
251 | 00:11:59,469 | 00:12:02,723 | Jamie, not everyone in your life is out to get you. | Jamie, not everyone in your life is out to get you. |
252 | 00:12:02,806 | 00:12:04,308 | I am. | I am. |
253 | 00:12:05,225 | 00:12:07,644 | What? Thought you respected honesty. | What? Thought you respected honesty. |
254 | 00:12:07,728 | 00:12:08,896 | I do. | I do. |
255 | 00:12:09,563 | 00:12:12,649 | Oh, that is disgusting. | Oh, that is disgusting. |
256 | 00:12:13,192 | 00:12:16,528 | Look, Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart, | Look, Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart, |
257 | 00:12:16,612 | 00:12:17,821 | then you give me a call. | then you give me a call. |
258 | 00:12:18,780 | 00:12:21,742 | Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Enjoy the view from the bench. | Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Enjoy the view from the bench. |
259 | 00:12:27,080 | 00:12:28,290 | What? | What? |
260 | 00:12:28,832 | 00:12:30,459 | Well, now I want mushy peas. | Well, now I want mushy peas. |
261 | 00:12:32,252 | 00:12:35,297 | Dad, when I see you coach soccer on TV, | Dad, when I see you coach soccer on TV, |
262 | 00:12:35,380 | 00:12:38,217 | it doesn't look like you're doing anything. | it doesn't look like you're doing anything. |
263 | 00:12:38,300 | 00:12:41,970 | Well, it's 'cause I'm not. All right? | Well, it's 'cause I'm not. All right? |
264 | 00:12:42,054 | 00:12:44,264 | It ain't like being a football coach back home, kiddo. | It ain't like being a football coach back home, kiddo. |
265 | 00:12:44,348 | 00:12:46,892 | I got a lot less control, 'cause once the game gets going, | I got a lot less control, 'cause once the game gets going, |
266 | 00:12:46,975 | 00:12:48,519 | I can't tell my fellas what to do. | I can't tell my fellas what to do. |
267 | 00:12:48,602 | 00:12:50,872 | So I just gotta hope that everything I've been trying to teach 'em | So I just gotta hope that everything I've been trying to teach 'em |
268 | 00:12:50,896 | 00:12:52,356 | made some sort of impact on 'em, | made some sort of impact on 'em, |
269 | 00:12:52,439 | 00:12:55,609 | and that they'll make the right decisions when they're out there on their own. | and that they'll make the right decisions when they're out there on their own. |
270 | 00:12:55,692 | 00:12:58,028 | You know, it's kind of like being a dad, I guess, huh? | You know, it's kind of like being a dad, I guess, huh? |
271 | 00:13:00,155 | 00:13:02,324 | How much did you get of that before you checked out? | How much did you get of that before you checked out? |
272 | 00:13:02,407 | 00:13:04,785 | - I drew a robot. - That's cool, bud. | - I drew a robot. - That's cool, bud. |
273 | 00:13:06,078 | 00:13:08,580 | The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night. | The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night. |
274 | 00:13:08,664 | 00:13:11,959 | Win and they stay up. Lose and they go down. | Win and they stay up. Lose and they go down. |
275 | 00:13:12,042 | 00:13:15,170 | They come here full of hope, but as they know all too well, | They come here full of hope, but as they know all too well, |
276 | 00:13:15,254 | 00:13:16,839 | it's the hope that kills you. | it's the hope that kills you. |
277 | 00:13:16,922 | 00:13:17,923 | Oh, this sport. | Oh, this sport. |
278 | 00:13:18,006 | 00:13:20,592 | I'd forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a shit. | I'd forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a shit. |
279 | 00:13:21,635 | 00:13:23,637 | I have a confession to make. | I have a confession to make. |
280 | 00:13:24,471 | 00:13:26,223 | I've never really cared about football. | I've never really cared about football. |
281 | 00:13:26,306 | 00:13:29,810 | I know. I know it sounds insane, but I know how to act at a match. | I know. I know it sounds insane, but I know how to act at a match. |
282 | 00:13:29,893 | 00:13:31,895 | "Referee!" | "Referee!" |
283 | 00:13:32,521 | 00:13:34,398 | "Offside, you turnip!" | "Offside, you turnip!" |
284 | 00:13:34,481 | 00:13:36,525 | - God, you're awful. - You believed me. | - God, you're awful. - You believed me. |
285 | 00:13:37,401 | 00:13:40,195 | It's just that my heart has never really been in it, you know? | It's just that my heart has never really been in it, you know? |
286 | 00:13:41,864 | 00:13:43,031 | But today... | But today... |
287 | 00:13:45,868 | 00:13:47,578 | today, I care very much. | today, I care very much. |
288 | 00:13:50,289 | 00:13:53,834 | Arlo White here, with former England international, Chris Powell, | Arlo White here, with former England international, Chris Powell, |
289 | 00:13:53,917 | 00:13:56,670 | live from the Dogtrack, Nelson Road Stadium, | live from the Dogtrack, Nelson Road Stadium, |
290 | 00:13:56,753 | 00:13:58,463 | the home of AFC Richmond, | the home of AFC Richmond, |
291 | 00:13:58,547 | 00:14:00,799 | who tonight host the mighty Manchester City. | who tonight host the mighty Manchester City. |
292 | 00:14:00,883 | 00:14:02,176 | Yoo-hoo! You like my new shirt? | Yoo-hoo! You like my new shirt? |
293 | 00:14:03,302 | 00:14:04,511 | Well, look at you. | Well, look at you. |
294 | 00:14:04,595 | 00:14:06,722 | It's David meets Goliath. | It's David meets Goliath. |
295 | 00:14:06,805 | 00:14:09,558 | If David forgot to put his stone in his slingshot, Arlo. | If David forgot to put his stone in his slingshot, Arlo. |
296 | 00:14:09,641 | 00:14:10,642 | These are on me. | These are on me. |
297 | 00:14:10,726 | 00:14:12,102 | Thanks, Mae. | Thanks, Mae. |
298 | 00:14:12,186 | 00:14:14,104 | - Good luck group hug? - No. | - Good luck group hug? - No. |
299 | 00:14:15,647 | 00:14:17,983 | - Richmond. - Richmond. | - Richmond. - Richmond. |
300 | 00:14:19,735 | 00:14:21,945 | Okay, here we are. Family Higgins. | Okay, here we are. Family Higgins. |
301 | 00:14:22,029 | 00:14:27,326 | This is Terry, Kris, Dana, Stevie. | This is Terry, Kris, Dana, Stevie. |
302 | 00:14:27,409 | 00:14:30,579 | How many kids do you have, Higgins? Jesus Christ. | How many kids do you have, Higgins? Jesus Christ. |
303 | 00:14:30,662 | 00:14:32,831 | And this is our eldest, Lindsay. | And this is our eldest, Lindsay. |
304 | 00:14:32,915 | 00:14:33,916 | Good evening. | Good evening. |
305 | 00:14:34,708 | 00:14:35,709 | Forgive me, Father. | Forgive me, Father. |
306 | 00:14:36,335 | 00:14:38,712 | Don't worry. He's a cool priest. | Don't worry. He's a cool priest. |
307 | 00:14:38,795 | 00:14:40,440 | When your parents have you out of wedlock, | When your parents have you out of wedlock, |
308 | 00:14:40,464 | 00:14:43,425 | it allows you space to explore life's little gray areas. | it allows you space to explore life's little gray areas. |
309 | 00:14:43,509 | 00:14:45,594 | - Come on, Richmond! - Come on! | - Come on, Richmond! - Come on! |
310 | 00:14:46,428 | 00:14:48,680 | With the Richmond fans in full voice, Chris, | With the Richmond fans in full voice, Chris, |
311 | 00:14:48,764 | 00:14:52,559 | how do the players in the locker room feel to be on the brink of relegation? | how do the players in the locker room feel to be on the brink of relegation? |
312 | 00:14:53,185 | 00:14:55,437 | It's a tremendous amount of pressure, Arlo. | It's a tremendous amount of pressure, Arlo. |
313 | 00:14:55,521 | 00:14:59,149 | To get the result they need, it will have to start with veteran leadership. | To get the result they need, it will have to start with veteran leadership. |
314 | 00:15:02,528 | 00:15:03,737 | Isaac. | Isaac. |
315 | 00:15:04,404 | 00:15:05,572 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
316 | 00:15:09,785 | 00:15:11,578 | Never stop breaking TVs. | Never stop breaking TVs. |
317 | 00:15:25,509 | 00:15:28,178 | All right, now, fellas. Hey, let's focus up, huh? | All right, now, fellas. Hey, let's focus up, huh? |
318 | 00:15:32,683 | 00:15:37,604 | So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about. | So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about. |
319 | 00:15:39,022 | 00:15:40,691 | "It's the hope that kills you." | "It's the hope that kills you." |
320 | 00:15:42,693 | 00:15:43,694 | Y'all know that? | Y'all know that? |
321 | 00:15:46,154 | 00:15:47,698 | I disagree, you know? | I disagree, you know? |
322 | 00:15:48,991 | 00:15:51,493 | I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you. | I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you. |
323 | 00:15:53,161 | 00:15:54,663 | See, I believe in hope. | See, I believe in hope. |
324 | 00:15:55,914 | 00:15:57,457 | I believe in belief. | I believe in belief. |
325 | 00:15:59,793 | 00:16:03,380 | Now, where I'm from, we got a saying too, yeah? | Now, where I'm from, we got a saying too, yeah? |
326 | 00:16:04,298 | 00:16:05,966 | A question, actually. | A question, actually. |
327 | 00:16:06,550 | 00:16:08,927 | "Do you believe in miracles?" | "Do you believe in miracles?" |
328 | 00:16:11,388 | 00:16:13,891 | Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me... | Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me... |
329 | 00:16:15,267 | 00:16:18,103 | but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves. | but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves. |
330 | 00:16:18,187 | 00:16:19,188 | Right now. | Right now. |
331 | 00:16:20,522 | 00:16:23,650 | Do you believe in miracles? | Do you believe in miracles? |
332 | 00:16:26,111 | 00:16:27,404 | And if you do... | And if you do... |
333 | 00:16:29,281 | 00:16:31,961 | then I want y'all to circle up with me right now. Come on. Let's go. | then I want y'all to circle up with me right now. Come on. Let's go. |
334 | 00:16:33,619 | 00:16:34,745 | Get 'em in here. | Get 'em in here. |
335 | 00:16:37,289 | 00:16:39,124 | All right, Captain. Let 'em know. | All right, Captain. Let 'em know. |
336 | 00:16:44,129 | 00:16:46,423 | Let's go, Skipper, let's go. | Let's go, Skipper, let's go. |
337 | 00:16:47,466 | 00:16:48,926 | All right, Captain. Let 'em know. | All right, Captain. Let 'em know. |
338 | 00:16:49,843 | 00:16:51,053 | Richmond on 12. | Richmond on 12. |
339 | 00:16:51,929 | 00:16:55,265 | One, two, three, | One, two, three, |
340 | 00:16:55,349 | 00:16:59,186 | four, five, six, | four, five, six, |
341 | 00:16:59,269 | 00:17:03,565 | seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve! | seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve! |
342 | 00:17:03,649 | 00:17:05,400 | Richmond! | Richmond! |
343 | 00:17:05,483 | 00:17:07,069 | Go Richmond! | Go Richmond! |
344 | 00:17:07,903 | 00:17:09,363 | Let's go! | Let's go! |
345 | 00:17:09,445 | 00:17:11,531 | Is that miracle thing from a movie or real life? | Is that miracle thing from a movie or real life? |
346 | 00:17:11,615 | 00:17:12,616 | Both. | Both. |
347 | 00:17:12,699 | 00:17:15,868 | Among the many subplots, the return of Jamie Tartt, | Among the many subplots, the return of Jamie Tartt, |
348 | 00:17:15,953 | 00:17:18,121 | who enjoyed a successful loan period here, | who enjoyed a successful loan period here, |
349 | 00:17:18,204 | 00:17:23,001 | but had an infamous on-pitch dustup with Roy Kent, who is not starting today. | but had an infamous on-pitch dustup with Roy Kent, who is not starting today. |
350 | 00:17:23,085 | 00:17:24,294 | I really can't remember | I really can't remember |
351 | 00:17:24,377 | 00:17:26,630 | seeing Roy Kent on the bench for a big match. | seeing Roy Kent on the bench for a big match. |
352 | 00:17:27,673 | 00:17:29,299 | Hey, Jamie! Good luck! | Hey, Jamie! Good luck! |
353 | 00:17:30,259 | 00:17:31,969 | Fucking mind games. | Fucking mind games. |
354 | 00:17:32,052 | 00:17:34,680 | It's Richmond versus Manchester City. | It's Richmond versus Manchester City. |
355 | 00:17:34,763 | 00:17:36,098 | And we're off. | And we're off. |
356 | 00:17:36,181 | 00:17:37,432 | Here we go. | Here we go. |
357 | 00:17:38,767 | 00:17:41,895 | Hendrick takes. Outside for Corwin. | Hendrick takes. Outside for Corwin. |
358 | 00:17:41,979 | 00:17:43,689 | Oh, and he puts Tartt through on goal. | Oh, and he puts Tartt through on goal. |
359 | 00:17:44,273 | 00:17:45,566 | No, no, no. | No, no, no. |
360 | 00:17:45,649 | 00:17:47,359 | He has a man open to his left. | He has a man open to his left. |
361 | 00:17:48,193 | 00:17:49,403 | But he takes it himself! | But he takes it himself! |
362 | 00:17:50,070 | 00:17:51,572 | And Zoreaux is there. | And Zoreaux is there. |
363 | 00:17:53,365 | 00:17:54,408 | Nice stop! | Nice stop! |
364 | 00:17:54,491 | 00:17:56,493 | That's a solid save from Zorro. | That's a solid save from Zorro. |
365 | 00:17:56,577 | 00:17:58,328 | Yeah, Chris. It's pronounced "Zoreaux." | Yeah, Chris. It's pronounced "Zoreaux." |
366 | 00:17:58,871 | 00:18:02,583 | Thirty minutes gone. Richmond with an opportunity here on the counterattack. | Thirty minutes gone. Richmond with an opportunity here on the counterattack. |
367 | 00:18:02,666 | 00:18:05,377 | Obisanya with an inch-perfect through ball. | Obisanya with an inch-perfect through ball. |
368 | 00:18:05,460 | 00:18:07,796 | Winchester was clearly offside. | Winchester was clearly offside. |
369 | 00:18:07,880 | 00:18:09,173 | Come on, now! | Come on, now! |
370 | 00:18:09,256 | 00:18:11,216 | - Explain to me how that's offsides. - What? | - Explain to me how that's offsides. - What? |
371 | 00:18:11,300 | 00:18:14,720 | No, I'm serious. How is that offside? I don't understand that yet. You... | No, I'm serious. How is that offside? I don't understand that yet. You... |
372 | 00:18:15,345 | 00:18:18,348 | And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics. | And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics. |
373 | 00:18:18,432 | 00:18:20,100 | What chess moves do they have in store? | What chess moves do they have in store? |
374 | 00:18:20,184 | 00:18:22,412 | When the vinegar was next to the Heineken, they weren't offside. | When the vinegar was next to the Heineken, they weren't offside. |
375 | 00:18:22,436 | 00:18:24,038 | It's not when the vinegar catches the ball, | It's not when the vinegar catches the ball, |
376 | 00:18:24,062 | 00:18:25,647 | it's when ketchup passes the ball. | it's when ketchup passes the ball. |
377 | 00:18:25,731 | 00:18:27,024 | - Yes, I understand now. - Okay. | - Yes, I understand now. - Okay. |
378 | 00:18:27,107 | 00:18:29,526 | A shot from Dixon... Pushed over the bar. | A shot from Dixon... Pushed over the bar. |
379 | 00:18:29,610 | 00:18:30,611 | Corner, corner! | Corner, corner! |
380 | 00:18:30,694 | 00:18:32,905 | Agony for Dixon, but a corner for Richmond. | Agony for Dixon, but a corner for Richmond. |
381 | 00:18:32,988 | 00:18:34,198 | Come on, Richmond! | Come on, Richmond! |
382 | 00:18:34,281 | 00:18:35,741 | Corner kick, corner kick. | Corner kick, corner kick. |
383 | 00:18:35,824 | 00:18:37,951 | - Go for the Sandman. Call Sandman. - What? Sandman. | - Go for the Sandman. Call Sandman. - What? Sandman. |
384 | 00:18:38,035 | 00:18:40,412 | Sandman! Guys, the Sandman! | Sandman! Guys, the Sandman! |
385 | 00:18:40,954 | 00:18:42,414 | - Sandman! - Here we go. | - Sandman! - Here we go. |
386 | 00:18:42,497 | 00:18:43,999 | Rojas to take the corner. | Rojas to take the corner. |
387 | 00:18:45,584 | 00:18:47,711 | It's a dummy. Oh, and another one. What is this? | It's a dummy. Oh, and another one. What is this? |
388 | 00:18:47,794 | 00:18:49,338 | Dixon again! | Dixon again! |
389 | 00:18:49,421 | 00:18:51,173 | No! Hamlin saves with his foot. | No! Hamlin saves with his foot. |
390 | 00:18:51,256 | 00:18:52,466 | Shit. | Shit. |
391 | 00:18:53,800 | 00:18:56,512 | Ooh, baby, the Sandman almost rocked 'em to sleep right there. | Ooh, baby, the Sandman almost rocked 'em to sleep right there. |
392 | 00:18:56,595 | 00:18:59,598 | - A bit of trickery from Ted Lasso. - Haven't seen that one before. | - A bit of trickery from Ted Lasso. - Haven't seen that one before. |
393 | 00:18:59,681 | 00:19:01,850 | Nice move though. Nice move. | Nice move though. Nice move. |
394 | 00:19:03,185 | 00:19:06,438 | And that's halftime. The score is 0-0. | And that's halftime. The score is 0-0. |
395 | 00:19:06,939 | 00:19:09,441 | Shockingly, Richmond are still in this, | Shockingly, Richmond are still in this, |
396 | 00:19:09,525 | 00:19:12,611 | thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal. | thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal. |
397 | 00:19:12,694 | 00:19:14,321 | Okay, well, you got... It's Reynolds. | Okay, well, you got... It's Reynolds. |
398 | 00:19:14,404 | 00:19:16,257 | No, you got to shore up your defense. You have to... | No, you got to shore up your defense. You have to... |
399 | 00:19:16,281 | 00:19:18,384 | Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna go with my gut. | Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna go with my gut. |
400 | 00:19:18,408 | 00:19:19,928 | Somebody check the Crystal Palace score. | Somebody check the Crystal Palace score. |
401 | 00:19:19,952 | 00:19:21,537 | Hey, no. No, no, no. Absolutely not. | Hey, no. No, no, no. Absolutely not. |
402 | 00:19:21,620 | 00:19:24,498 | I don't want to hear about any other game going on any other place. | I don't want to hear about any other game going on any other place. |
403 | 00:19:24,581 | 00:19:27,209 | Okay? Look, we are not playing for a tie. | Okay? Look, we are not playing for a tie. |
404 | 00:19:27,292 | 00:19:29,169 | Ain't nobody here gonna kiss their sister. | Ain't nobody here gonna kiss their sister. |
405 | 00:19:29,753 | 00:19:31,004 | What? | What? |
406 | 00:19:31,713 | 00:19:35,592 | Which is an American phrase that I'm now realizing does not exist here, | Which is an American phrase that I'm now realizing does not exist here, |
407 | 00:19:35,676 | 00:19:37,261 | and that's good, 'cause it's creepy, | and that's good, 'cause it's creepy, |
408 | 00:19:37,344 | 00:19:39,264 | and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it. | and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it. |
409 | 00:19:39,346 | 00:19:41,616 | I think it's just the adrenaline, the nerves and all that. | I think it's just the adrenaline, the nerves and all that. |
410 | 00:19:41,640 | 00:19:43,642 | But we are playing for a win. | But we are playing for a win. |
411 | 00:19:43,725 | 00:19:45,936 | Win and in. You hear? | Win and in. You hear? |
412 | 00:19:46,937 | 00:19:49,356 | - I can't hear your nods. Do you hear me? - Yes, Coach. | - I can't hear your nods. Do you hear me? - Yes, Coach. |
413 | 00:19:49,439 | 00:19:51,942 | Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half. | Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half. |
414 | 00:19:52,025 | 00:19:53,586 | Go ahead and start warming up. Let's go. | Go ahead and start warming up. Let's go. |
415 | 00:19:53,610 | 00:19:54,862 | Gentlemen, follow me. | Gentlemen, follow me. |
416 | 00:19:59,283 | 00:20:02,077 | And here comes Roy Kent. | And here comes Roy Kent. |
417 | 00:20:02,160 | 00:20:04,913 | Roy-o! | Roy-o! |
418 | 00:20:05,497 | 00:20:07,457 | A surprising move from Lasso. | A surprising move from Lasso. |
419 | 00:20:07,541 | 00:20:09,835 | Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems, | Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems, |
420 | 00:20:09,918 | 00:20:14,256 | and he brings on Roy Kent, who is, to be polite, very slow. | and he brings on Roy Kent, who is, to be polite, very slow. |
421 | 00:20:14,339 | 00:20:17,009 | That's 'cause he's a fucking octogenarian. Look at him. | That's 'cause he's a fucking octogenarian. Look at him. |
422 | 00:20:17,092 | 00:20:19,052 | City with a real opportunity here. | City with a real opportunity here. |
423 | 00:20:19,136 | 00:20:20,846 | Scharfenberg into the box. | Scharfenberg into the box. |
424 | 00:20:20,929 | 00:20:23,599 | Oh, it's a penalty against Richmond. | Oh, it's a penalty against Richmond. |
425 | 00:20:23,682 | 00:20:25,601 | - How? How? - He didn't touch him! | - How? How? - He didn't touch him! |
426 | 00:20:25,684 | 00:20:29,062 | Zoreaux in position. Hendrick to take. | Zoreaux in position. Hendrick to take. |
427 | 00:20:31,231 | 00:20:32,608 | He scores. | He scores. |
428 | 00:20:35,444 | 00:20:38,906 | City finally get past Zoreaux, and it's 1-0. | City finally get past Zoreaux, and it's 1-0. |
429 | 00:20:38,989 | 00:20:40,949 | It's the goal that's been coming. | It's the goal that's been coming. |
430 | 00:20:41,033 | 00:20:44,661 | City take the lead, and the Dogtrack falls silent. | City take the lead, and the Dogtrack falls silent. |
431 | 00:20:44,745 | 00:20:47,664 | We're only one goal down. There's still a chance. Come on, Richmond! | We're only one goal down. There's still a chance. Come on, Richmond! |
432 | 00:20:47,748 | 00:20:49,166 | I love you when you give a shit. | I love you when you give a shit. |
433 | 00:20:49,249 | 00:20:52,085 | Go, Richmond! | Go, Richmond! |
434 | 00:20:52,169 | 00:20:54,254 | Jamie Tartt with the breakaway. | Jamie Tartt with the breakaway. |
435 | 00:20:54,338 | 00:20:57,174 | If he scores here, it could be curtains for Richmond. | If he scores here, it could be curtains for Richmond. |
436 | 00:20:58,175 | 00:20:59,384 | No one can catch him. | No one can catch him. |
437 | 00:21:00,511 | 00:21:01,511 | Go, Roy, go! | Go, Roy, go! |
438 | 00:21:03,889 | 00:21:07,976 | Hold on. Can you believe it? It's Kent! | Hold on. Can you believe it? It's Kent! |
439 | 00:21:12,022 | 00:21:13,857 | Yeah! Attaboy, Roy! | Yeah! Attaboy, Roy! |
440 | 00:21:13,941 | 00:21:15,234 | Roy! Roy! | Roy! Roy! |
441 | 00:21:15,317 | 00:21:18,946 | Once again, the tortoise has stopped the hare. | Once again, the tortoise has stopped the hare. |
442 | 00:21:19,029 | 00:21:21,365 | That's how you put him down, Roy! | That's how you put him down, Roy! |
443 | 00:21:24,868 | 00:21:25,953 | What's the matter? | What's the matter? |
444 | 00:21:26,620 | 00:21:27,663 | He's not getting up. | He's not getting up. |
445 | 00:21:27,746 | 00:21:29,706 | Now this looks serious. | Now this looks serious. |
446 | 00:21:29,790 | 00:21:33,168 | It was a fair tackle on Tartt, but Kent may have paid the price. | It was a fair tackle on Tartt, but Kent may have paid the price. |
447 | 00:21:33,252 | 00:21:35,292 | - And they're sending out the physio. - Get up, Roy! | - And they're sending out the physio. - Get up, Roy! |
448 | 00:21:35,337 | 00:21:37,172 | Roy. Roy, are you okay? | Roy. Roy, are you okay? |
449 | 00:21:37,256 | 00:21:40,175 | Fuck. I fucked my knee. | Fuck. I fucked my knee. |
450 | 00:21:40,259 | 00:21:43,053 | - Want me to call for the stretcher, Roy? - No, just help me up. | - Want me to call for the stretcher, Roy? - No, just help me up. |
451 | 00:21:43,136 | 00:21:46,139 | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there... | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there... |
452 | 00:21:46,223 | 00:21:47,599 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
453 | 00:21:47,683 | 00:21:49,268 | He's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! | He's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! |
454 | 00:21:49,351 | 00:21:50,352 | Listen. | Listen. |
455 | 00:21:50,435 | 00:21:53,313 | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, |
456 | 00:21:53,397 | 00:21:55,440 | he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! | he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! |
457 | 00:21:55,941 | 00:21:58,819 | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, |
458 | 00:21:58,902 | 00:22:03,323 | he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! Roy Kent! | he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! Roy Kent! |
459 | 00:22:03,407 | 00:22:06,159 | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where. | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where. |
460 | 00:22:06,243 | 00:22:07,452 | Roy Kent! | Roy Kent! |
461 | 00:22:07,536 | 00:22:11,957 | Well, we apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent | Well, we apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent |
462 | 00:22:12,040 | 00:22:15,878 | with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade. | with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade. |
463 | 00:22:15,961 | 00:22:18,380 | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where... | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where... |
464 | 00:22:18,463 | 00:22:19,840 | And he's getting up. | And he's getting up. |
465 | 00:22:19,923 | 00:22:22,301 | Roy Kent! | Roy Kent! |
466 | 00:22:22,384 | 00:22:24,636 | Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher. | Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher. |
467 | 00:22:26,138 | 00:22:32,269 | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! Roy Kent! | Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! Roy Kent! |
468 | 00:22:32,352 | 00:22:33,770 | Roy Kent! | Roy Kent! |
469 | 00:22:34,271 | 00:22:36,940 | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! | He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! |
470 | 00:22:37,024 | 00:22:40,360 | Roy Kent! Roy Kent! | Roy Kent! Roy Kent! |
471 | 00:22:40,819 | 00:22:43,906 | As Kent comes off, he claps the fans in gratitude. | As Kent comes off, he claps the fans in gratitude. |
472 | 00:22:43,989 | 00:22:45,490 | Kent has been a fan favorite | Kent has been a fan favorite |
473 | 00:22:45,574 | 00:22:48,827 | because he always left everything he had out on the pitch, | because he always left everything he had out on the pitch, |
474 | 00:22:48,911 | 00:22:50,412 | and he did so tonight. | and he did so tonight. |
475 | 00:22:54,416 | 00:22:57,753 | Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you? | Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you? |
476 | 00:22:59,671 | 00:23:01,215 | Well, you have to wonder, Arlo. | Well, you have to wonder, Arlo. |
477 | 00:23:01,298 | 00:23:03,842 | At his age, with that injury... | At his age, with that injury... |
478 | 00:23:04,760 | 00:23:06,428 | Personally, I'm sorry to say, | Personally, I'm sorry to say, |
479 | 00:23:06,512 | 00:23:10,766 | I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots. | I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots. |
480 | 00:23:28,492 | 00:23:30,410 | You're not allowed back here during a game. | You're not allowed back here during a game. |
481 | 00:23:35,040 | 00:23:36,625 | I told you, you have to get out. | I told you, you have to get out. |
482 | 00:23:39,044 | 00:23:41,088 | I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me. | I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me. |
483 | 00:24:13,453 | 00:24:15,330 | What the heck is going on... | What the heck is going on... |
484 | 00:24:16,290 | 00:24:18,917 | That's the sound of 26,000 people checking mobiles. | That's the sound of 26,000 people checking mobiles. |
485 | 00:24:23,338 | 00:24:25,549 | Oh, my God. Palace won 6-0. | Oh, my God. Palace won 6-0. |
486 | 00:24:26,175 | 00:24:27,342 | But then that means... | But then that means... |
487 | 00:24:28,218 | 00:24:29,511 | All we need is a tie. | All we need is a tie. |
488 | 00:24:29,595 | 00:24:32,347 | - We just need a tie, boys! - We just need a tie! | - We just need a tie, boys! - We just need a tie! |
489 | 00:24:32,431 | 00:24:33,974 | Come on! Let's go! | Come on! Let's go! |
490 | 00:24:35,767 | 00:24:37,269 | Come on, Richmond! | Come on, Richmond! |
491 | 00:24:39,104 | 00:24:43,525 | Three minutes of added time is all that's left in Richmond's season. | Three minutes of added time is all that's left in Richmond's season. |
492 | 00:24:43,609 | 00:24:45,402 | Montlaur runs left. | Montlaur runs left. |
493 | 00:24:45,485 | 00:24:47,487 | Fouled hard by Scharfenberg. | Fouled hard by Scharfenberg. |
494 | 00:24:48,155 | 00:24:50,240 | There you go, Richard! You sell the crap outta that! | There you go, Richard! You sell the crap outta that! |
495 | 00:24:50,324 | 00:24:53,535 | Montlaur earns Richmond a late free kick. | Montlaur earns Richmond a late free kick. |
496 | 00:24:53,619 | 00:24:55,454 | I think he's making a meal of it, Arlo. | I think he's making a meal of it, Arlo. |
497 | 00:24:55,537 | 00:24:57,414 | City players do too. | City players do too. |
498 | 00:24:57,497 | 00:25:01,210 | No, Chris. He's definitely hurt. No, no, he's absolutely fine. | No, Chris. He's definitely hurt. No, no, he's absolutely fine. |
499 | 00:25:01,293 | 00:25:02,586 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
500 | 00:25:02,669 | 00:25:06,757 | Oi! Lasso Special! Lasso Special! | Oi! Lasso Special! Lasso Special! |
501 | 00:25:06,840 | 00:25:08,091 | Holy smokes. | Holy smokes. |
502 | 00:25:08,634 | 00:25:09,718 | Lasso Special! | Lasso Special! |
503 | 00:25:09,801 | 00:25:12,197 | Manchester City are more worried about yelling at the official | Manchester City are more worried about yelling at the official |
504 | 00:25:12,221 | 00:25:14,932 | than they are about... whatever it is Richmond are doing. | than they are about... whatever it is Richmond are doing. |
505 | 00:25:15,015 | 00:25:16,993 | - Hold on, hold on. - Actually, what are they doing? | - Hold on, hold on. - Actually, what are they doing? |
506 | 00:25:17,017 | 00:25:18,977 | Ref! They can't do that! What are you doing? | Ref! They can't do that! What are you doing? |
507 | 00:25:19,061 | 00:25:21,456 | They're gonna run it. I didn't even call it. They're gonna just run it! | They're gonna run it. I didn't even call it. They're gonna just run it! |
508 | 00:25:21,480 | 00:25:24,149 | I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like... | I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like... |
509 | 00:25:24,233 | 00:25:25,943 | Is this American football? | Is this American football? |
510 | 00:25:26,818 | 00:25:28,737 | What the fuck is that? | What the fuck is that? |
511 | 00:25:29,488 | 00:25:30,489 | What's he doing? | What's he doing? |
512 | 00:25:30,572 | 00:25:32,574 | I've never seen anything like this. | I've never seen anything like this. |
513 | 00:25:33,242 | 00:25:34,618 | - Motion! - Get in line! | - Motion! - Get in line! |
514 | 00:25:35,452 | 00:25:37,454 | Obisanya goes in motion. | Obisanya goes in motion. |
515 | 00:25:38,789 | 00:25:41,667 | If Richmond are trying to confuse Manchester City, | If Richmond are trying to confuse Manchester City, |
516 | 00:25:41,750 | 00:25:44,044 | you have to say it's working. | you have to say it's working. |
517 | 00:25:44,127 | 00:25:46,046 | It's working on me too, Arlo. | It's working on me too, Arlo. |
518 | 00:25:46,129 | 00:25:47,130 | Blue 48! | Blue 48! |
519 | 00:25:47,214 | 00:25:49,299 | Is Zoreaux yelling numbers and colors? | Is Zoreaux yelling numbers and colors? |
520 | 00:25:49,383 | 00:25:50,843 | Hut, hut, hut! Hike! | Hut, hut, hut! Hike! |
521 | 00:25:50,926 | 00:25:53,929 | One, two, three, four... | One, two, three, four... |
522 | 00:25:54,680 | 00:25:58,016 | The Richmond players fan out. City's defense is in chaos. | The Richmond players fan out. City's defense is in chaos. |
523 | 00:25:58,100 | 00:26:02,521 | And it's a Hail Mary to Obisanya, who is wide open! | And it's a Hail Mary to Obisanya, who is wide open! |
524 | 00:26:02,604 | 00:26:04,231 | Rojas is all alone on the left. | Rojas is all alone on the left. |
525 | 00:26:04,314 | 00:26:05,649 | - Dani's onside. - Yeah, he is. | - Dani's onside. - Yeah, he is. |
526 | 00:26:12,155 | 00:26:13,490 | Rojas! | Rojas! |
527 | 00:26:19,413 | 00:26:20,539 | - Yes! - Yeah! | - Yes! - Yeah! |
528 | 00:26:22,040 | 00:26:24,585 | The injury time equalizer from Dani Rojas, | The injury time equalizer from Dani Rojas, |
529 | 00:26:24,668 | 00:26:27,504 | surely enough to keep Richmond in the Premier League! | surely enough to keep Richmond in the Premier League! |
530 | 00:26:29,590 | 00:26:32,593 | We got a tie! We got a tie! | We got a tie! We got a tie! |
531 | 00:26:32,676 | 00:26:35,137 | - Yeah! - We're staying in! | - Yeah! - We're staying in! |
532 | 00:26:44,021 | 00:26:45,022 | Coach! | Coach! |
533 | 00:26:45,105 | 00:26:48,150 | Straight from the kickoff, City are back on the attack. | Straight from the kickoff, City are back on the attack. |
534 | 00:26:48,233 | 00:26:51,403 | There he is again. Tartt loses Winchester with ease. | There he is again. Tartt loses Winchester with ease. |
535 | 00:26:51,486 | 00:26:53,197 | It's only him and the goalkeeper. | It's only him and the goalkeeper. |
536 | 00:26:53,280 | 00:26:54,280 | No. | No. |
537 | 00:26:56,325 | 00:26:58,577 | Oh, he makes the extra pass. | Oh, he makes the extra pass. |
538 | 00:26:58,660 | 00:27:00,412 | Hendrick buries it. | Hendrick buries it. |
539 | 00:27:06,084 | 00:27:08,253 | Manchester City win, | Manchester City win, |
540 | 00:27:08,337 | 00:27:12,633 | and AFC Richmond's time in the Premier League is over. | and AFC Richmond's time in the Premier League is over. |
541 | 00:27:38,575 | 00:27:40,619 | We can "woulda, coulda, shoulda" all day long, | We can "woulda, coulda, shoulda" all day long, |
542 | 00:27:40,702 | 00:27:44,081 | but that's... it's a tough loss. It's a tough loss. | but that's... it's a tough loss. It's a tough loss. |
543 | 00:27:45,374 | 00:27:46,625 | It's over. | It's over. |
544 | 00:27:46,708 | 00:27:50,546 | I do wanna congratulate Man City on their win though, and their coach, Pep. | I do wanna congratulate Man City on their win though, and their coach, Pep. |
545 | 00:27:50,629 | 00:27:53,340 | Boy, did he look sharp tonight. Yeah, my man... | Boy, did he look sharp tonight. Yeah, my man... |
546 | 00:28:10,482 | 00:28:13,527 | You! Do you really think I would've come all the way down to London | You! Do you really think I would've come all the way down to London |
547 | 00:28:13,610 | 00:28:15,612 | to watch my son pass the ball? | to watch my son pass the ball? |
548 | 00:28:16,905 | 00:28:20,576 | You could've scored the winner. You're better than that, Jamie. Fuck! | You could've scored the winner. You're better than that, Jamie. Fuck! |
549 | 00:28:31,211 | 00:28:32,379 | So, look, I... | So, look, I... |
550 | 00:28:33,422 | 00:28:35,799 | Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. | Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. |
551 | 00:28:41,096 | 00:28:43,682 | Hey. Y'all played a heck of a game out there. | Hey. Y'all played a heck of a game out there. |
552 | 00:28:43,765 | 00:28:47,352 | We may not have won, but y'all definitely succeeded. | We may not have won, but y'all definitely succeeded. |
553 | 00:28:47,436 | 00:28:50,355 | I mean, you gave the champs 90 minutes of hell. | I mean, you gave the champs 90 minutes of hell. |
554 | 00:28:51,064 | 00:28:52,149 | Zoreaux, where you at? | Zoreaux, where you at? |
555 | 00:28:52,232 | 00:28:54,776 | That dude had more saves than a Baptist preacher. | That dude had more saves than a Baptist preacher. |
556 | 00:28:54,860 | 00:28:56,904 | Give it up for Zoreaux. Yeah. | Give it up for Zoreaux. Yeah. |
557 | 00:28:58,280 | 00:29:02,451 | That's right. What about Roy? Roy chased down his grandson. | That's right. What about Roy? Roy chased down his grandson. |
558 | 00:29:02,534 | 00:29:05,454 | Stopped him from getting an easy one. | Stopped him from getting an easy one. |
559 | 00:29:08,665 | 00:29:12,127 | Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us. | Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us. |
560 | 00:29:12,211 | 00:29:14,087 | And there ain't nothing I can say, | And there ain't nothing I can say, |
561 | 00:29:14,171 | 00:29:16,965 | standing in front of you right now, that can take that away. | standing in front of you right now, that can take that away. |
562 | 00:29:17,049 | 00:29:18,884 | But please do me this favor, will you? | But please do me this favor, will you? |
563 | 00:29:20,385 | 00:29:22,679 | Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. | Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. |
564 | 00:29:23,138 | 00:29:24,181 | Yeah? | Yeah? |
565 | 00:29:26,266 | 00:29:27,768 | Look at everybody else in here. | Look at everybody else in here. |
566 | 00:29:29,603 | 00:29:31,313 | And I want you to be grateful | And I want you to be grateful |
567 | 00:29:31,396 | 00:29:36,276 | that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. | that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. |
568 | 00:29:37,569 | 00:29:40,239 | Because I promise you, | Because I promise you, |
569 | 00:29:40,322 | 00:29:42,783 | there is something worse out there than being sad, | there is something worse out there than being sad, |
570 | 00:29:42,866 | 00:29:45,202 | and that is being alone and being sad. | and that is being alone and being sad. |
571 | 00:29:47,621 | 00:29:49,540 | Ain't nobody in this room alone. | Ain't nobody in this room alone. |
572 | 00:29:52,918 | 00:29:56,839 | Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory? | Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory? |
573 | 00:29:57,464 | 00:29:58,590 | A goldfish. | A goldfish. |
574 | 00:29:58,674 | 00:30:00,676 | That's right. It's a goldfish. | That's right. It's a goldfish. |
575 | 00:30:00,759 | 00:30:03,220 | Sam, what do you think we should all do | Sam, what do you think we should all do |
576 | 00:30:03,303 | 00:30:07,641 | once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation? | once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation? |
577 | 00:30:08,809 | 00:30:10,519 | I think we should all be a goldfish. | I think we should all be a goldfish. |
578 | 00:30:10,602 | 00:30:11,603 | I agree. | I agree. |
579 | 00:30:12,312 | 00:30:14,815 | Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together. | Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together. |
580 | 00:30:14,898 | 00:30:16,984 | And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. | And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. |
581 | 00:30:19,862 | 00:30:21,405 | Onward. Forward. | Onward. Forward. |
582 | 00:30:33,417 | 00:30:34,418 | What do you want? | What do you want? |
583 | 00:30:39,882 | 00:30:40,883 | Night, Jamie. | Night, Jamie. |
584 | 00:30:43,177 | 00:30:44,261 | A love letter? | A love letter? |
585 | 00:31:16,418 | 00:31:18,420 | We'll have a conversation about that. | We'll have a conversation about that. |
586 | 00:31:19,129 | 00:31:20,130 | Hey, y'all. | Hey, y'all. |
587 | 00:31:20,214 | 00:31:22,382 | - I'll leave you two to talk. - Thank you, Leslie. | - I'll leave you two to talk. - Thank you, Leslie. |
588 | 00:31:24,092 | 00:31:26,178 | Leslie? Is that your first name? | Leslie? Is that your first name? |
589 | 00:31:26,261 | 00:31:29,848 | It was my mother's name. I'm what's known as a feminine junior. | It was my mother's name. I'm what's known as a feminine junior. |
590 | 00:31:30,349 | 00:31:32,518 | Oh. Cool. | Oh. Cool. |
591 | 00:31:36,480 | 00:31:37,648 | Please. Take a seat. | Please. Take a seat. |
592 | 00:31:42,945 | 00:31:43,946 | Tea? | Tea? |
593 | 00:31:44,029 | 00:31:46,865 | No. Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus, yeah. | No. Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus, yeah. |
594 | 00:31:46,949 | 00:31:48,784 | I'll take a little water though, please. | I'll take a little water though, please. |
595 | 00:31:48,867 | 00:31:52,162 | Well, Ted. That was certainly a heartbreaking result. | Well, Ted. That was certainly a heartbreaking result. |
596 | 00:31:52,246 | 00:31:53,932 | Yes, ma'am. And I've been thinking about it. | Yes, ma'am. And I've been thinking about it. |
597 | 00:31:53,956 | 00:31:57,251 | I think it's mighty unfair that you have to fire me, so... | I think it's mighty unfair that you have to fire me, so... |
598 | 00:31:57,334 | 00:32:00,671 | If it's all the same to you, I'd like to spare you the trouble and just quit. | If it's all the same to you, I'd like to spare you the trouble and just quit. |
599 | 00:32:01,547 | 00:32:05,133 | This here is my letter of resignation. | This here is my letter of resignation. |
600 | 00:32:05,217 | 00:32:08,220 | I wrote it on the back of a takeout menu, | I wrote it on the back of a takeout menu, |
601 | 00:32:08,303 | 00:32:11,223 | but it's in an envelope, and I signed it, so, you know, it's legit. | but it's in an envelope, and I signed it, so, you know, it's legit. |
602 | 00:32:11,306 | 00:32:13,433 | You listen to me, Coach Lasso. | You listen to me, Coach Lasso. |
603 | 00:32:13,517 | 00:32:19,439 | You are not going anywhere, 'cause we have work to do next season. | You are not going anywhere, 'cause we have work to do next season. |
604 | 00:32:23,861 | 00:32:25,821 | Well, okay. All right, then. | Well, okay. All right, then. |
605 | 00:32:26,530 | 00:32:28,782 | Yeah. So, wait. Tell me this, though. | Yeah. So, wait. Tell me this, though. |
606 | 00:32:28,866 | 00:32:32,077 | The teams that get relegated, they can get un-relegated, yeah? | The teams that get relegated, they can get un-relegated, yeah? |
607 | 00:32:32,160 | 00:32:33,579 | They can get promoted. | They can get promoted. |
608 | 00:32:33,662 | 00:32:35,747 | So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion, | So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion, |
609 | 00:32:35,831 | 00:32:37,916 | which looks good on any résumé. | which looks good on any résumé. |
610 | 00:32:38,000 | 00:32:39,585 | Then we come back to this league and... | Then we come back to this league and... |
611 | 00:32:40,627 | 00:32:43,255 | we do something that no one believes we could ever do. | we do something that no one believes we could ever do. |
612 | 00:32:44,965 | 00:32:46,300 | Win the whole fucking thing. | Win the whole fucking thing. |
613 | 00:32:48,760 | 00:32:50,387 | There you are. | There you are. |
614 | 00:32:53,891 | 00:32:55,058 | The bubbles. | The bubbles. |
615 | 00:32:55,142 | 00:32:57,227 | I'm sorry. Did I get you? | I'm sorry. Did I get you? |
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