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1 00:00:14,806 00:00:15,807 Right. Right.
2 00:00:28,362 00:00:29,446 Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
3 00:00:29,530 00:00:32,573 Oh, hi! Hello. I'm Will. I'm the new clubhouse attendant. Oh, hi! Hello. I'm Will. I'm the new clubhouse attendant.
4 00:00:32,658 00:00:34,826 No, you're not. I'm the clubhouse attendant. No, you're not. I'm the clubhouse attendant.
5 00:00:34,910 00:00:36,328 Hey, Higgins, where are you? Hey, Higgins, where are you?
6 00:00:36,411 00:00:37,555 Ted, what the fuck's going on? Ted, what the fuck's going on?
7 00:00:37,579 00:00:39,265 I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out myself. I don't know. I'm trying to figure it out myself.
8 00:00:39,289 00:00:41,392 - Figure what out? Have I been sacked? - Has he been fired? - Figure what out? Have I been sacked? - Has he been fired?
9 00:00:41,416 00:00:42,936 I don't know anything about this, Ted. I don't know anything about this, Ted.
10 00:00:43,001 00:00:44,062 - There you are. - There you are. - There you are. - There you are.
11 00:00:44,086 00:00:45,939 - Is this because I called Isaac a pussy? - I don't know... - Is this because I called Isaac a pussy? - I don't know...
12 00:00:45,963 00:00:46,964 Good morning, everyone. Good morning, everyone.
13 00:00:47,047 00:00:49,550 You shrew. You did this, didn't you? You shrew. You did this, didn't you?
14 00:00:49,633 00:00:51,051 Why so hostile, Nathan? Why so hostile, Nathan?
15 00:00:51,134 00:00:52,386 Right, I'll tell you why... Right, I'll tell you why...
16 00:00:52,928 00:00:53,929 You know my name? You know my name?
17 00:00:54,012 00:00:56,557 Well, I had to spell it correctly for your contract. Well, I had to spell it correctly for your contract.
18 00:00:57,641 00:00:59,893 Nate-dawg, you haven't been fired. It's worse. Nate-dawg, you haven't been fired. It's worse.
19 00:01:00,894 00:01:02,145 You've been promoted. You've been promoted.
20 00:01:11,405 00:01:14,324 Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate! Nate!
21 00:01:26,962 00:01:30,174 Nathan Shelley, I present to you this whistle. Nathan Shelley, I present to you this whistle.
22 00:01:30,757 00:01:32,259 But it is sad. Do you know why? But it is sad. Do you know why?
23 00:01:32,342 00:01:34,845 - No. - Because it has never been blown. - No. - Because it has never been blown.
24 00:01:34,928 00:01:36,555 Is that the same reason why Colin's sad? Is that the same reason why Colin's sad?
25 00:01:39,600 00:01:42,895 By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond, By the power vested in me by the Associative Football Club of Richmond,
26 00:01:42,978 00:01:45,814 I now pronounce you Coach Nate. I now pronounce you Coach Nate.
27 00:01:46,648 00:01:47,858 Thanks a lot. Thank you. Thanks a lot. Thank you.
28 00:01:49,401 00:01:51,111 No, no! Not inside. No, no! Not inside.
29 00:01:51,195 00:01:52,196 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
30 00:02:14,343 00:02:16,654 It got confusing, 'cause they don't call it jock itch here. It got confusing, 'cause they don't call it jock itch here.
31 00:02:16,678 00:02:18,158 So you didn't know what spray to buy? So you didn't know what spray to buy?
32 00:02:18,222 00:02:19,640 - Yeah. - Yeah. What'd you go with? - Yeah. - Yeah. What'd you go with?
33 00:02:19,723 00:02:20,724 Mr Muscle. Mr Muscle.
34 00:02:20,807 00:02:22,100 Huh. Huh.
35 00:02:22,184 00:02:23,310 Hey, Roy. Hey, Roy.
36 00:02:23,393 00:02:27,314 Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain. Not sure if you know this, but the rules say you gotta pick a new captain.
37 00:02:27,397 00:02:28,398 Oh. Oh.
38 00:02:29,608 00:02:32,236 No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule. No, sir. You're my captain. That's the rule.
39 00:02:32,319 00:02:36,240 No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule. No. The captain has to be on the pitch. That's the rule.
40 00:02:37,282 00:02:40,244 I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain. I say that the current captain has to pick the new captain.
41 00:02:40,327 00:02:41,828 That's my new rule. That's my new rule.
42 00:02:41,912 00:02:43,205 Don't want to. Don't want to.
43 00:02:43,288 00:02:44,289 Well, you have to. Well, you have to.
44 00:02:45,749 00:02:47,918 - I decline. - I insist. - I decline. - I insist.
45 00:02:48,585 00:02:49,586 Can't make me. Can't make me.
46 00:02:50,212 00:02:53,757 Roy Kent, until you choose your successor, Roy Kent, until you choose your successor,
47 00:02:53,841 00:02:58,262 your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled. your duties as captain of this squad remain unfulfilled.
48 00:03:00,597 00:03:02,140 This is why it's hard to love you. This is why it's hard to love you.
49 00:03:04,935 00:03:05,936 You heard it, right? You heard it, right?
50 00:03:06,603 00:03:07,813 He loves you. He loves you.
51 00:03:07,896 00:03:10,065 All right, gang. Here's the unskinny bop. All right, gang. Here's the unskinny bop.
52 00:03:10,148 00:03:13,402 Manchester City is coming into our house for the final match, Manchester City is coming into our house for the final match,
53 00:03:13,485 00:03:16,238 but preparation-wise, we gonna treat it like it's any other game. but preparation-wise, we gonna treat it like it's any other game.
54 00:03:16,321 00:03:18,949 But it's not just any other game. We could get relegated. But it's not just any other game. We could get relegated.
55 00:03:19,032 00:03:21,994 We got relegated when I was at Cardiff. It's my family's team. We got relegated when I was at Cardiff. It's my family's team.
56 00:03:22,077 00:03:23,787 My nana never spoke to me after that. My nana never spoke to me after that.
57 00:03:23,871 00:03:25,598 She just left me a box of her shit in her will. She just left me a box of her shit in her will.
58 00:03:25,622 00:03:27,791 Yeah, and when clubs go down, teams get broken up. Yeah, and when clubs go down, teams get broken up.
59 00:03:27,875 00:03:30,252 Coach, do they not have relegation in America? Coach, do they not have relegation in America?
60 00:03:30,335 00:03:31,670 Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.
61 00:03:31,753 00:03:33,940 So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season? So what happens to all the shit teams at the end of the season?
62 00:03:33,964 00:03:35,591 They play out the rest of the schedule, They play out the rest of the schedule,
63 00:03:35,674 00:03:37,759 going through the motions in meaningless games going through the motions in meaningless games
64 00:03:37,843 00:03:39,887 contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums, contested in lifeless, half-empty stadiums,
65 00:03:39,970 00:03:41,650 and everyone's pretty much fine with that. and everyone's pretty much fine with that.
66 00:03:41,722 00:03:44,057 - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah, it's dumb. - That sound about right, Coach? - Yeah, it's dumb.
67 00:03:44,975 00:03:46,768 All right. Now, Coach Nate... All right. Now, Coach Nate...
68 00:03:46,852 00:03:48,020 No, no, no. No, no, no.
69 00:03:48,103 00:03:49,521 - Not... No, not here. - Not inside. - Not... No, not here. - Not inside.
70 00:03:49,605 00:03:52,149 I was saying, now Coach Nate has a video he wants to show. I was saying, now Coach Nate has a video he wants to show.
71 00:03:52,232 00:03:53,442 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
72 00:03:53,525 00:03:59,031 Okay. So, I thought you'd all find this motivational. Okay. So, I thought you'd all find this motivational.
73 00:03:59,114 00:04:00,574 All right. All right.
74 00:04:02,034 00:04:03,035 Amigo Jamie. Amigo Jamie.
75 00:04:03,118 00:04:04,703 Clearly no barbers in Manchester. Clearly no barbers in Manchester.
76 00:04:06,330 00:04:08,790 Well, I'd never say a bad word about me old club... Well, I'd never say a bad word about me old club...
77 00:04:11,001 00:04:12,921 even though I did carry them through every match. even though I did carry them through every match.
78 00:04:13,003 00:04:14,546 But they're good lads. But they're good lads.
79 00:04:14,630 00:04:16,464 Apart from Roy Kent. He is a knob. Apart from Roy Kent. He is a knob.
80 00:04:17,257 00:04:21,011 You know, and it's nice to have a real manager like Pep, You know, and it's nice to have a real manager like Pep,
81 00:04:21,094 00:04:22,804 instead of that American rodeo clown. instead of that American rodeo clown.
82 00:04:23,639 00:04:26,850 You know, Lasso sent me away, now they're facing the drop. You know, Lasso sent me away, now they're facing the drop.
83 00:04:26,934 00:04:29,269 Sunday, I get to put the final nail in the ashes. Sunday, I get to put the final nail in the ashes.
84 00:04:29,353 00:04:31,271 Instant karma, it's gonna get ya. Instant karma, it's gonna get ya.
85 00:04:34,441 00:04:35,442 Oops, innit? Oops, innit?
86 00:04:35,526 00:04:36,401 Well said. Well said.
87 00:04:36,485 00:04:38,085 All right, let's go climb that mountain! All right, let's go climb that mountain!
88 00:04:39,321 00:04:41,281 Okay, so if the Premier League is the best, Okay, so if the Premier League is the best,
89 00:04:41,365 00:04:43,534 then what's the league called right below it? then what's the league called right below it?
90 00:04:43,617 00:04:45,118 The Championship. The Championship.
91 00:04:45,202 00:04:48,413 Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League, Now, hold on one second. So if you come in last place in the Premier League,
92 00:04:48,497 00:04:50,082 you get to play in the Championship? you get to play in the Championship?
93 00:04:50,165 00:04:52,376 They also invented irony. They also invented irony.
94 00:04:52,459 00:04:54,837 Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it? Man, this town has got a weird way with words, don't it?
95 00:04:54,920 00:04:57,756 I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes. I mean, come on, y'all. It's 2020. Let's just call 'em cigarettes.
96 00:04:57,840 00:04:59,842 - Oh, God, yeah. - You know what I mean? - Oh, God, yeah. - You know what I mean?
97 00:05:00,551 00:05:01,760 Hey. How you doing, fellas? Hey. How you doing, fellas?
98 00:05:02,427 00:05:04,638 We just wanted to say thanks. We just wanted to say thanks.
99 00:05:04,721 00:05:06,139 Yeah, we know you did your best. Yeah, we know you did your best.
100 00:05:06,223 00:05:08,058 Even though your best is still shit. Even though your best is still shit.
101 00:05:08,141 00:05:10,060 - Baz. - Oh, come on, now. - Baz. - Oh, come on, now.
102 00:05:10,143 00:05:12,479 You're acting like we lost the game already, yeah? You're acting like we lost the game already, yeah?
103 00:05:12,563 00:05:14,189 Why don't you have a little hope? Why don't you have a little hope?
104 00:05:15,899 00:05:19,361 Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize? Aw, Ted. Haven't you lived here long enough to realize?
105 00:05:19,987 00:05:21,530 It's the hope that kills you. It's the hope that kills you.
106 00:05:25,200 00:05:27,995 Why don't you text Nate? We got a little work to do tonight, huh? Why don't you text Nate? We got a little work to do tonight, huh?
107 00:05:29,246 00:05:33,750 Okay, come on. We got this. Look, we win, we're in, okay? Okay, come on. We got this. Look, we win, we're in, okay?
108 00:05:33,834 00:05:36,837 There is a scenario where Crystal Palace beat Norwich by six goals, There is a scenario where Crystal Palace beat Norwich by six goals,
109 00:05:36,920 00:05:38,672 and we avoid relegation with just a tie. and we avoid relegation with just a tie.
110 00:05:38,755 00:05:40,841 No, no, no. Nope. Sorry. No, no, no. Nope. Sorry.
111 00:05:40,924 00:05:42,217 No. I hate ties, Nate. No. I hate ties, Nate.
112 00:05:42,301 00:05:44,654 How many times I gotta tell you that? They ain't natural, all right? How many times I gotta tell you that? They ain't natural, all right?
113 00:05:44,678 00:05:46,930 If God wanted games to end in a tie, If God wanted games to end in a tie,
114 00:05:47,014 00:05:48,814 she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right? she wouldn't have invented numbers, all right?
115 00:05:48,849 00:05:50,893 Come on, guys. Let's fire up. Let's go. Come on, guys. Let's fire up. Let's go.
116 00:05:50,976 00:05:53,830 For the love of Meghan Markle, do not blow that whistle again, Nate. I swear. For the love of Meghan Markle, do not blow that whistle again, Nate. I swear.
117 00:05:53,854 00:05:55,206 - Sorry. - I got neighbors upstairs, - Sorry. - I got neighbors upstairs,
118 00:05:55,230 00:05:57,774 and they will just start stomping away. Okay? and they will just start stomping away. Okay?
119 00:05:57,858 00:06:00,235 Come on. Tell me how we beat Manchester City. Come on. Tell me how we beat Manchester City.
120 00:06:00,319 00:06:02,404 - We cannot beat Manchester City. - Dang it, Nate! - We cannot beat Manchester City. - Dang it, Nate!
121 00:06:02,487 00:06:05,175 That is not what I want to hear from my assistant coach on his first day. That is not what I want to hear from my assistant coach on his first day.
122 00:06:05,199 00:06:06,366 It is hopeless. It is hopeless.
123 00:06:09,203 00:06:10,495 Oh, I'm sorry. It's hopeless? Oh, I'm sorry. It's hopeless?
124 00:06:10,579 00:06:11,955 - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Yeah?
125 00:06:23,509 00:06:26,178 Quick question. Are those the only clothes you own? Quick question. Are those the only clothes you own?
126 00:06:26,261 00:06:28,096 This? No, I got three of these. This? No, I got three of these.
127 00:06:32,935 00:06:36,939 That ring a bell, Nate? That ring a very large bell in your head? That ring a bell, Nate? That ring a very large bell in your head?
128 00:06:37,022 00:06:38,565 You had that hanging in your home? You had that hanging in your home?
129 00:06:38,649 00:06:41,294 I got a ton of these hanging up in here. This one's from the bathroom mirror. I got a ton of these hanging up in here. This one's from the bathroom mirror.
130 00:06:41,318 00:06:44,172 It's the first thing I see every morning, and it's the last thing I see at night It's the first thing I see every morning, and it's the last thing I see at night
131 00:06:44,196 00:06:45,916 when I rationalize being too tired to floss. when I rationalize being too tired to floss.
132 00:06:47,658 00:06:49,368 Belief can't score goals, Coach. Belief can't score goals, Coach.
133 00:06:49,451 00:06:51,036 Well, hello, Nelson. Well, hello, Nelson.
134 00:06:51,119 00:06:53,288 Let me introduce you to another Nelson right here. Let me introduce you to another Nelson right here.
135 00:06:53,372 00:06:57,417 I think you two will hit it off just fine, 'cause you're both so damn pessimistic! I think you two will hit it off just fine, 'cause you're both so damn pessimistic!
136 00:06:59,169 00:07:00,587 Sorry, Ms. Shipley! Sorry, Ms. Shipley!
137 00:07:00,671 00:07:04,091 I believe the gentleman is suggesting that we are a pair of Negative Nellies. I believe the gentleman is suggesting that we are a pair of Negative Nellies.
138 00:07:04,174 00:07:05,551 Oh, right. Oh, right.
139 00:07:06,260 00:07:07,261 Jackpot. Jackpot.
140 00:07:08,846 00:07:11,265 Morning, boss. Here you are. Morning, boss. Here you are.
141 00:07:11,640 00:07:16,353 Oh. Ted. I sense you're carrying around something today besides biscuits. Oh. Ted. I sense you're carrying around something today besides biscuits.
142 00:07:16,436 00:07:18,021 Good eye, small fry. Good eye, small fry.
143 00:07:22,401 00:07:23,569 I hate to say it, Rebecca, I hate to say it, Rebecca,
144 00:07:23,652 00:07:27,072 but I think your football club might have been better off with a soccer coach. but I think your football club might have been better off with a soccer coach.
145 00:07:27,155 00:07:28,282 Where's this coming from? Where's this coming from?
146 00:07:28,365 00:07:30,492 Look, if we do end up losing on Sunday, Look, if we do end up losing on Sunday,
147 00:07:30,576 00:07:33,513 you just go ahead and do whatever you think is best for the future of this club, you just go ahead and do whatever you think is best for the future of this club,
148 00:07:33,537 00:07:34,538 you understand? you understand?
149 00:07:34,621 00:07:37,207 Even if that means this guy's gotta go... Even if that means this guy's gotta go...
150 00:07:38,000 00:07:41,253 You know, you put that thing, and just... You know, whatever you got. You know, you put that thing, and just... You know, whatever you got.
151 00:07:41,336 00:07:43,106 Whatever you wanna do. I mean, don't really murder me, Whatever you wanna do. I mean, don't really murder me,
152 00:07:43,130 00:07:45,841 but, you know, just... All that. You get what I'm getting at? but, you know, just... All that. You get what I'm getting at?
153 00:07:45,924 00:07:47,652 - Fire me. You get the gist. Yeah. - Okay. Okay. - Fire me. You get the gist. Yeah. - Okay. Okay.
154 00:07:47,676 00:07:49,928 So you think you're not a "proper" football manager. So you think you're not a "proper" football manager.
155 00:07:50,012 00:07:52,973 Someone who's never played the game before, or knows the rules. Someone who's never played the game before, or knows the rules.
156 00:07:53,056 00:07:55,017 No, I don't know jack diddly about any of it. No, I don't know jack diddly about any of it.
157 00:07:55,100 00:07:58,145 But who cares? There's a great saying in Dutch football. But who cares? There's a great saying in Dutch football.
158 00:07:58,228 00:07:59,479 Oh, I don't speak Dutch. Oh, I don't speak Dutch.
159 00:07:59,855 00:08:01,457 That's why I was going to tell you in English. That's why I was going to tell you in English.
160 00:08:01,481 00:08:02,774 Perfect. Lay it on me. Perfect. Lay it on me.
161 00:08:02,858 00:08:05,611 "Every disadvantage has its advantage." "Every disadvantage has its advantage."
162 00:08:06,111 00:08:07,112 Ooh, I like that. Ooh, I like that.
163 00:08:07,196 00:08:08,822 Sure, you don't know what you're doing, Sure, you don't know what you're doing,
164 00:08:08,906 00:08:11,217 but doesn't that mean that you see the game in a different way but doesn't that mean that you see the game in a different way
165 00:08:11,241 00:08:12,993 than any other football manager? than any other football manager?
166 00:08:14,203 00:08:17,873 And shouldn't that empower you to cause complete and utter confusion? And shouldn't that empower you to cause complete and utter confusion?
167 00:08:18,540 00:08:22,252 Cause confusion or create chaos. Cause confusion or create chaos.
168 00:08:22,336 00:08:25,380 Yep. Yes, it is. Thanks, boss. Yep. Yes, it is. Thanks, boss.
169 00:08:29,927 00:08:30,928 I'm fine. I'm fine.
170 00:08:31,011 00:08:32,095 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
171 00:08:32,179 00:08:34,597 The chaos has already begun. The chaos has already begun.
172 00:08:35,349 00:08:37,893 All right, gentlemen. School is in session. All right, gentlemen. School is in session.
173 00:08:37,976 00:08:41,104 And today's lesson is "trick plays." And today's lesson is "trick plays."
174 00:08:41,188 00:08:42,874 At least, that's what we call 'em back home. At least, that's what we call 'em back home.
175 00:08:42,898 00:08:45,001 - What do they call 'em here again? - Elaborate set pieces. - What do they call 'em here again? - Elaborate set pieces.
176 00:08:45,025 00:08:47,378 Yeah, we gonna stick with "trick plays." That's a lot more fun. Yeah, we gonna stick with "trick plays." That's a lot more fun.
177 00:08:47,402 00:08:49,196 Now, the idea behind every trick play Now, the idea behind every trick play
178 00:08:49,279 00:08:54,535 is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them. is to have chaos rain down upon your opponents and stun them.
179 00:08:54,618 00:08:57,204 Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii. Much like the lava did to those poor folks in Pompeii.
180 00:08:57,287 00:09:00,874 So, I want y'all to think about every single trick play you have ever run So, I want y'all to think about every single trick play you have ever run
181 00:09:00,958 00:09:03,252 your entire time playing this sport. Anybody got one? your entire time playing this sport. Anybody got one?
182 00:09:03,335 00:09:04,336 Yeah, Dani, what you got? Yeah, Dani, what you got?
183 00:09:04,419 00:09:06,880 When I played for Tigres, we had a great set piece. When I played for Tigres, we had a great set piece.
184 00:09:06,964 00:09:08,465 - Did it have a name? - "The Sandman." - Did it have a name? - "The Sandman."
185 00:09:08,549 00:09:11,635 Yeah. Now we're cooking. "The Sandman." Yeah. Now we're cooking. "The Sandman."
186 00:09:11,718 00:09:13,446 We're gonna learn that play today. Who else got one? We're gonna learn that play today. Who else got one?
187 00:09:13,470 00:09:14,989 - "Pepper Shakers." - "Pepper Shakers"? - "Pepper Shakers." - "Pepper Shakers"?
188 00:09:15,013 00:09:16,348 Yeah, plural. Gotta be two. Yeah, plural. Gotta be two.
189 00:09:16,431 00:09:17,558 "Beckham's Todger." "Beckham's Todger."
190 00:09:17,641 00:09:19,393 Beckham, I know. Todger, I don't know. Beckham, I know. Todger, I don't know.
191 00:09:19,476 00:09:21,061 - It's dirty. - Okay. - It's dirty. - Okay.
192 00:09:21,144 00:09:22,229 "Midnight Poutine." "Midnight Poutine."
193 00:09:22,312 00:09:23,981 - Poutine? - That's not dirty. - Poutine? - That's not dirty.
194 00:09:24,064 00:09:25,774 It's just super Canadian. It's just super Canadian.
195 00:09:25,858 00:09:27,961 - "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." - Oh, with Dick Van Dyke. - "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." - Oh, with Dick Van Dyke.
196 00:09:27,985 00:09:31,738 The owner of one of the most authentic English accents in the history of cinema. The owner of one of the most authentic English accents in the history of cinema.
197 00:09:31,822 00:09:33,132 - What do you got? - "The Broken Tap." - What do you got? - "The Broken Tap."
198 00:09:33,156 00:09:35,260 All right. That's not a complaint, that's an actual play name? All right. That's not a complaint, that's an actual play name?
199 00:09:35,284 00:09:37,411 Think Man City will leak a lot of goals from it. Think Man City will leak a lot of goals from it.
200 00:09:37,494 00:09:39,204 Whoa! Whoa!
201 00:09:39,288 00:09:40,497 Oh. Nice. Yeah? Oh. Nice. Yeah?
202 00:09:40,581 00:09:42,833 - "Loki's Toboggan." - "The Upside-Down Taxi." - "Loki's Toboggan." - "The Upside-Down Taxi."
203 00:09:42,916 00:09:45,085 - "Hadrian's Wall." - "Dirty Martini." - "Hadrian's Wall." - "Dirty Martini."
204 00:09:45,169 00:09:48,005 Oh, I'd love to run that play three times right now. I love it. Oh, I'd love to run that play three times right now. I love it.
205 00:09:48,088 00:09:49,965 Do me a favor and toss "Lasso Special" up there Do me a favor and toss "Lasso Special" up there
206 00:09:50,048 00:09:51,216 just for the heck of it too. just for the heck of it too.
207 00:09:51,300 00:09:52,885 All right, guys. Tell you right now, All right, guys. Tell you right now,
208 00:09:52,968 00:09:55,989 we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna learn a bunch of these plays, you hear? we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna learn a bunch of these plays, you hear?
209 00:09:56,013 00:09:59,850 Come Sunday, we're gonna hit Man City with the chaos hammer! Come Sunday, we're gonna hit Man City with the chaos hammer!
210 00:09:59,933 00:10:01,977 - Yeah! - Let's go! - Yeah! - Let's go!
211 00:10:06,732 00:10:08,567 No. Sam, not wax. No. Sam, not wax.
212 00:10:08,650 00:10:11,653 - Ah, okay. - Pomade. Pomade. - Ah, okay. - Pomade. Pomade.
213 00:10:12,779 00:10:15,449 Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah? Yo, Jamie Tartt. It's you, yeah?
214 00:10:16,909 00:10:18,243 Let me get an ussie. Let me get an ussie.
215 00:10:18,327 00:10:19,494 A what? A what?
216 00:10:19,995 00:10:20,996 Oh. Oh.
217 00:10:23,207 00:10:24,666 Wicked. Wicked.
218 00:10:24,750 00:10:26,793 I can't believe you got dumped by Richmond. I can't believe you got dumped by Richmond.
219 00:10:26,877 00:10:28,337 Super embarrassing for you, yeah? Super embarrassing for you, yeah?
220 00:10:29,379 00:10:31,131 Well, I got fucked by Lasso. So... Well, I got fucked by Lasso. So...
221 00:10:31,215 00:10:33,800 He likes you now though. He talked about you on telly, didn't he? He likes you now though. He talked about you on telly, didn't he?
222 00:10:34,676 00:10:36,762 What are you on about, you posh twat? What are you on about, you posh twat?
223 00:10:36,845 00:10:40,682 Trent Crimm, The Independent. Any bad blood between you and Jamie Tartt? Trent Crimm, The Independent. Any bad blood between you and Jamie Tartt?
224 00:10:40,766 00:10:43,143 Jamie? No. That's a special young man right there. Jamie? No. That's a special young man right there.
225 00:10:43,227 00:10:45,020 Got talent for days, works hard, Got talent for days, works hard,
226 00:10:45,103 00:10:47,523 and he's got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover. and he's got a jawline like the White Cliffs of Dover.
227 00:10:47,606 00:10:48,941 I'm always rootin' for him. I'm always rootin' for him.
228 00:10:49,024 00:10:50,859 - What? - Classic mind games, innit? - What? - Classic mind games, innit?
229 00:10:52,152 00:10:53,737 Right. You can fuck off. Right. You can fuck off.
230 00:10:53,820 00:10:55,239 Whoa! Whoa!
231 00:11:06,375 00:11:08,585 You're fucking joking. You're fucking joking.
232 00:11:12,714 00:11:14,633 Oh, yeah, Roy, Jamie's coming over. Oh, yeah, Roy, Jamie's coming over.
233 00:11:14,716 00:11:17,177 Oh, is he? Shall I make scones? Oh, is he? Shall I make scones?
234 00:11:17,261 00:11:18,345 I don't like scones. I don't like scones.
235 00:11:18,428 00:11:20,138 I'm not making scones, you idiot. I'm not making scones, you idiot.
236 00:11:20,222 00:11:22,099 Good, 'cause I don't even like 'em. Good, 'cause I don't even like 'em.
237 00:11:23,517 00:11:25,102 What's that? What's that?
238 00:11:25,185 00:11:26,395 I made you coffee. I made you coffee.
239 00:11:27,771 00:11:28,772 Well, then, what's this? Well, then, what's this?
240 00:11:28,856 00:11:29,982 I brought you coffee. I brought you coffee.
241 00:11:30,524 00:11:31,525 Oh. Oh.
242 00:11:36,613 00:11:39,199 All right, Jamie, what was it that you wanted to talk about? All right, Jamie, what was it that you wanted to talk about?
243 00:11:39,283 00:11:41,493 Not gonna say it in front of this dry old shit. Not gonna say it in front of this dry old shit.
244 00:11:42,077 00:11:43,912 Why? He won't say anything. Will you? Why? He won't say anything. Will you?
245 00:11:46,373 00:11:47,374 Missed. Missed.
246 00:11:48,458 00:11:50,794 Ted Lasso is trying to play fucking mind games with me. Ted Lasso is trying to play fucking mind games with me.
247 00:11:50,878 00:11:53,630 Saying nice shit about me on the telly. Trying to get in my head. Saying nice shit about me on the telly. Trying to get in my head.
248 00:11:53,714 00:11:56,049 - He does like you. - You're as full of shit as he is. - He does like you. - You're as full of shit as he is.
249 00:11:56,133 00:11:58,177 Oi. Mind your fucking manners. Oi. Mind your fucking manners.
250 00:11:58,260 00:11:59,386 All right, RoboCop. All right, RoboCop.
251 00:11:59,469 00:12:02,723 Jamie, not everyone in your life is out to get you. Jamie, not everyone in your life is out to get you.
252 00:12:02,806 00:12:04,308 I am. I am.
253 00:12:05,225 00:12:07,644 What? Thought you respected honesty. What? Thought you respected honesty.
254 00:12:07,728 00:12:08,896 I do. I do.
255 00:12:09,563 00:12:12,649 Oh, that is disgusting. Oh, that is disgusting.
256 00:12:13,192 00:12:16,528 Look, Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart, Look, Keeley. When you're done feeding mushy peas to this old fart,
257 00:12:16,612 00:12:17,821 then you give me a call. then you give me a call.
258 00:12:18,780 00:12:21,742 Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Enjoy the view from the bench. Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. Enjoy the view from the bench.
259 00:12:27,080 00:12:28,290 What? What?
260 00:12:28,832 00:12:30,459 Well, now I want mushy peas. Well, now I want mushy peas.
261 00:12:32,252 00:12:35,297 Dad, when I see you coach soccer on TV, Dad, when I see you coach soccer on TV,
262 00:12:35,380 00:12:38,217 it doesn't look like you're doing anything. it doesn't look like you're doing anything.
263 00:12:38,300 00:12:41,970 Well, it's 'cause I'm not. All right? Well, it's 'cause I'm not. All right?
264 00:12:42,054 00:12:44,264 It ain't like being a football coach back home, kiddo. It ain't like being a football coach back home, kiddo.
265 00:12:44,348 00:12:46,892 I got a lot less control, 'cause once the game gets going, I got a lot less control, 'cause once the game gets going,
266 00:12:46,975 00:12:48,519 I can't tell my fellas what to do. I can't tell my fellas what to do.
267 00:12:48,602 00:12:50,872 So I just gotta hope that everything I've been trying to teach 'em So I just gotta hope that everything I've been trying to teach 'em
268 00:12:50,896 00:12:52,356 made some sort of impact on 'em, made some sort of impact on 'em,
269 00:12:52,439 00:12:55,609 and that they'll make the right decisions when they're out there on their own. and that they'll make the right decisions when they're out there on their own.
270 00:12:55,692 00:12:58,028 You know, it's kind of like being a dad, I guess, huh? You know, it's kind of like being a dad, I guess, huh?
271 00:13:00,155 00:13:02,324 How much did you get of that before you checked out? How much did you get of that before you checked out?
272 00:13:02,407 00:13:04,785 - I drew a robot. - That's cool, bud. - I drew a robot. - That's cool, bud.
273 00:13:06,078 00:13:08,580 The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night. The Richmond faithful gather on a crucial night.
274 00:13:08,664 00:13:11,959 Win and they stay up. Lose and they go down. Win and they stay up. Lose and they go down.
275 00:13:12,042 00:13:15,170 They come here full of hope, but as they know all too well, They come here full of hope, but as they know all too well,
276 00:13:15,254 00:13:16,839 it's the hope that kills you. it's the hope that kills you.
277 00:13:16,922 00:13:17,923 Oh, this sport. Oh, this sport.
278 00:13:18,006 00:13:20,592 I'd forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a shit. I'd forgotten how stressful it is when you actually give a shit.
279 00:13:21,635 00:13:23,637 I have a confession to make. I have a confession to make.
280 00:13:24,471 00:13:26,223 I've never really cared about football. I've never really cared about football.
281 00:13:26,306 00:13:29,810 I know. I know it sounds insane, but I know how to act at a match. I know. I know it sounds insane, but I know how to act at a match.
282 00:13:29,893 00:13:31,895 "Referee!" "Referee!"
283 00:13:32,521 00:13:34,398 "Offside, you turnip!" "Offside, you turnip!"
284 00:13:34,481 00:13:36,525 - God, you're awful. - You believed me. - God, you're awful. - You believed me.
285 00:13:37,401 00:13:40,195 It's just that my heart has never really been in it, you know? It's just that my heart has never really been in it, you know?
286 00:13:41,864 00:13:43,031 But today... But today...
287 00:13:45,868 00:13:47,578 today, I care very much. today, I care very much.
288 00:13:50,289 00:13:53,834 Arlo White here, with former England international, Chris Powell, Arlo White here, with former England international, Chris Powell,
289 00:13:53,917 00:13:56,670 live from the Dogtrack, Nelson Road Stadium, live from the Dogtrack, Nelson Road Stadium,
290 00:13:56,753 00:13:58,463 the home of AFC Richmond, the home of AFC Richmond,
291 00:13:58,547 00:14:00,799 who tonight host the mighty Manchester City. who tonight host the mighty Manchester City.
292 00:14:00,883 00:14:02,176 Yoo-hoo! You like my new shirt? Yoo-hoo! You like my new shirt?
293 00:14:03,302 00:14:04,511 Well, look at you. Well, look at you.
294 00:14:04,595 00:14:06,722 It's David meets Goliath. It's David meets Goliath.
295 00:14:06,805 00:14:09,558 If David forgot to put his stone in his slingshot, Arlo. If David forgot to put his stone in his slingshot, Arlo.
296 00:14:09,641 00:14:10,642 These are on me. These are on me.
297 00:14:10,726 00:14:12,102 Thanks, Mae. Thanks, Mae.
298 00:14:12,186 00:14:14,104 - Good luck group hug? - No. - Good luck group hug? - No.
299 00:14:15,647 00:14:17,983 - Richmond. - Richmond. - Richmond. - Richmond.
300 00:14:19,735 00:14:21,945 Okay, here we are. Family Higgins. Okay, here we are. Family Higgins.
301 00:14:22,029 00:14:27,326 This is Terry, Kris, Dana, Stevie. This is Terry, Kris, Dana, Stevie.
302 00:14:27,409 00:14:30,579 How many kids do you have, Higgins? Jesus Christ. How many kids do you have, Higgins? Jesus Christ.
303 00:14:30,662 00:14:32,831 And this is our eldest, Lindsay. And this is our eldest, Lindsay.
304 00:14:32,915 00:14:33,916 Good evening. Good evening.
305 00:14:34,708 00:14:35,709 Forgive me, Father. Forgive me, Father.
306 00:14:36,335 00:14:38,712 Don't worry. He's a cool priest. Don't worry. He's a cool priest.
307 00:14:38,795 00:14:40,440 When your parents have you out of wedlock, When your parents have you out of wedlock,
308 00:14:40,464 00:14:43,425 it allows you space to explore life's little gray areas. it allows you space to explore life's little gray areas.
309 00:14:43,509 00:14:45,594 - Come on, Richmond! - Come on! - Come on, Richmond! - Come on!
310 00:14:46,428 00:14:48,680 With the Richmond fans in full voice, Chris, With the Richmond fans in full voice, Chris,
311 00:14:48,764 00:14:52,559 how do the players in the locker room feel to be on the brink of relegation? how do the players in the locker room feel to be on the brink of relegation?
312 00:14:53,185 00:14:55,437 It's a tremendous amount of pressure, Arlo. It's a tremendous amount of pressure, Arlo.
313 00:14:55,521 00:14:59,149 To get the result they need, it will have to start with veteran leadership. To get the result they need, it will have to start with veteran leadership.
314 00:15:02,528 00:15:03,737 Isaac. Isaac.
315 00:15:04,404 00:15:05,572 Yeah? Yeah?
316 00:15:09,785 00:15:11,578 Never stop breaking TVs. Never stop breaking TVs.
317 00:15:25,509 00:15:28,178 All right, now, fellas. Hey, let's focus up, huh? All right, now, fellas. Hey, let's focus up, huh?
318 00:15:32,683 00:15:37,604 So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about. So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about.
319 00:15:39,022 00:15:40,691 "It's the hope that kills you." "It's the hope that kills you."
320 00:15:42,693 00:15:43,694 Y'all know that? Y'all know that?
321 00:15:46,154 00:15:47,698 I disagree, you know? I disagree, you know?
322 00:15:48,991 00:15:51,493 I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you. I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you.
323 00:15:53,161 00:15:54,663 See, I believe in hope. See, I believe in hope.
324 00:15:55,914 00:15:57,457 I believe in belief. I believe in belief.
325 00:15:59,793 00:16:03,380 Now, where I'm from, we got a saying too, yeah? Now, where I'm from, we got a saying too, yeah?
326 00:16:04,298 00:16:05,966 A question, actually. A question, actually.
327 00:16:06,550 00:16:08,927 "Do you believe in miracles?" "Do you believe in miracles?"
328 00:16:11,388 00:16:13,891 Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me... Now, I don't need y'all to answer that question for me...
329 00:16:15,267 00:16:18,103 but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves. but I do want you to answer that question for yourselves.
330 00:16:18,187 00:16:19,188 Right now. Right now.
331 00:16:20,522 00:16:23,650 Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in miracles?
332 00:16:26,111 00:16:27,404 And if you do... And if you do...
333 00:16:29,281 00:16:31,961 then I want y'all to circle up with me right now. Come on. Let's go. then I want y'all to circle up with me right now. Come on. Let's go.
334 00:16:33,619 00:16:34,745 Get 'em in here. Get 'em in here.
335 00:16:37,289 00:16:39,124 All right, Captain. Let 'em know. All right, Captain. Let 'em know.
336 00:16:44,129 00:16:46,423 Let's go, Skipper, let's go. Let's go, Skipper, let's go.
337 00:16:47,466 00:16:48,926 All right, Captain. Let 'em know. All right, Captain. Let 'em know.
338 00:16:49,843 00:16:51,053 Richmond on 12. Richmond on 12.
339 00:16:51,929 00:16:55,265 One, two, three, One, two, three,
340 00:16:55,349 00:16:59,186 four, five, six, four, five, six,
341 00:16:59,269 00:17:03,565 seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve! seven, nine, ten, eleven, twelve!
342 00:17:03,649 00:17:05,400 Richmond! Richmond!
343 00:17:05,483 00:17:07,069 Go Richmond! Go Richmond!
344 00:17:07,903 00:17:09,363 Let's go! Let's go!
345 00:17:09,445 00:17:11,531 Is that miracle thing from a movie or real life? Is that miracle thing from a movie or real life?
346 00:17:11,615 00:17:12,616 Both. Both.
347 00:17:12,699 00:17:15,868 Among the many subplots, the return of Jamie Tartt, Among the many subplots, the return of Jamie Tartt,
348 00:17:15,953 00:17:18,121 who enjoyed a successful loan period here, who enjoyed a successful loan period here,
349 00:17:18,204 00:17:23,001 but had an infamous on-pitch dustup with Roy Kent, who is not starting today. but had an infamous on-pitch dustup with Roy Kent, who is not starting today.
350 00:17:23,085 00:17:24,294 I really can't remember I really can't remember
351 00:17:24,377 00:17:26,630 seeing Roy Kent on the bench for a big match. seeing Roy Kent on the bench for a big match.
352 00:17:27,673 00:17:29,299 Hey, Jamie! Good luck! Hey, Jamie! Good luck!
353 00:17:30,259 00:17:31,969 Fucking mind games. Fucking mind games.
354 00:17:32,052 00:17:34,680 It's Richmond versus Manchester City. It's Richmond versus Manchester City.
355 00:17:34,763 00:17:36,098 And we're off. And we're off.
356 00:17:36,181 00:17:37,432 Here we go. Here we go.
357 00:17:38,767 00:17:41,895 Hendrick takes. Outside for Corwin. Hendrick takes. Outside for Corwin.
358 00:17:41,979 00:17:43,689 Oh, and he puts Tartt through on goal. Oh, and he puts Tartt through on goal.
359 00:17:44,273 00:17:45,566 No, no, no. No, no, no.
360 00:17:45,649 00:17:47,359 He has a man open to his left. He has a man open to his left.
361 00:17:48,193 00:17:49,403 But he takes it himself! But he takes it himself!
362 00:17:50,070 00:17:51,572 And Zoreaux is there. And Zoreaux is there.
363 00:17:53,365 00:17:54,408 Nice stop! Nice stop!
364 00:17:54,491 00:17:56,493 That's a solid save from Zorro. That's a solid save from Zorro.
365 00:17:56,577 00:17:58,328 Yeah, Chris. It's pronounced "Zoreaux." Yeah, Chris. It's pronounced "Zoreaux."
366 00:17:58,871 00:18:02,583 Thirty minutes gone. Richmond with an opportunity here on the counterattack. Thirty minutes gone. Richmond with an opportunity here on the counterattack.
367 00:18:02,666 00:18:05,377 Obisanya with an inch-perfect through ball. Obisanya with an inch-perfect through ball.
368 00:18:05,460 00:18:07,796 Winchester was clearly offside. Winchester was clearly offside.
369 00:18:07,880 00:18:09,173 Come on, now! Come on, now!
370 00:18:09,256 00:18:11,216 - Explain to me how that's offsides. - What? - Explain to me how that's offsides. - What?
371 00:18:11,300 00:18:14,720 No, I'm serious. How is that offside? I don't understand that yet. You... No, I'm serious. How is that offside? I don't understand that yet. You...
372 00:18:15,345 00:18:18,348 And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics. And here comes Lasso's assistant coach to review their tactics.
373 00:18:18,432 00:18:20,100 What chess moves do they have in store? What chess moves do they have in store?
374 00:18:20,184 00:18:22,412 When the vinegar was next to the Heineken, they weren't offside. When the vinegar was next to the Heineken, they weren't offside.
375 00:18:22,436 00:18:24,038 It's not when the vinegar catches the ball, It's not when the vinegar catches the ball,
376 00:18:24,062 00:18:25,647 it's when ketchup passes the ball. it's when ketchup passes the ball.
377 00:18:25,731 00:18:27,024 - Yes, I understand now. - Okay. - Yes, I understand now. - Okay.
378 00:18:27,107 00:18:29,526 A shot from Dixon... Pushed over the bar. A shot from Dixon... Pushed over the bar.
379 00:18:29,610 00:18:30,611 Corner, corner! Corner, corner!
380 00:18:30,694 00:18:32,905 Agony for Dixon, but a corner for Richmond. Agony for Dixon, but a corner for Richmond.
381 00:18:32,988 00:18:34,198 Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!
382 00:18:34,281 00:18:35,741 Corner kick, corner kick. Corner kick, corner kick.
383 00:18:35,824 00:18:37,951 - Go for the Sandman. Call Sandman. - What? Sandman. - Go for the Sandman. Call Sandman. - What? Sandman.
384 00:18:38,035 00:18:40,412 Sandman! Guys, the Sandman! Sandman! Guys, the Sandman!
385 00:18:40,954 00:18:42,414 - Sandman! - Here we go. - Sandman! - Here we go.
386 00:18:42,497 00:18:43,999 Rojas to take the corner. Rojas to take the corner.
387 00:18:45,584 00:18:47,711 It's a dummy. Oh, and another one. What is this? It's a dummy. Oh, and another one. What is this?
388 00:18:47,794 00:18:49,338 Dixon again! Dixon again!
389 00:18:49,421 00:18:51,173 No! Hamlin saves with his foot. No! Hamlin saves with his foot.
390 00:18:51,256 00:18:52,466 Shit. Shit.
391 00:18:53,800 00:18:56,512 Ooh, baby, the Sandman almost rocked 'em to sleep right there. Ooh, baby, the Sandman almost rocked 'em to sleep right there.
392 00:18:56,595 00:18:59,598 - A bit of trickery from Ted Lasso. - Haven't seen that one before. - A bit of trickery from Ted Lasso. - Haven't seen that one before.
393 00:18:59,681 00:19:01,850 Nice move though. Nice move. Nice move though. Nice move.
394 00:19:03,185 00:19:06,438 And that's halftime. The score is 0-0. And that's halftime. The score is 0-0.
395 00:19:06,939 00:19:09,441 Shockingly, Richmond are still in this, Shockingly, Richmond are still in this,
396 00:19:09,525 00:19:12,611 thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal. thanks to the stellar play of Zoreaux in goal.
397 00:19:12,694 00:19:14,321 Okay, well, you got... It's Reynolds. Okay, well, you got... It's Reynolds.
398 00:19:14,404 00:19:16,257 No, you got to shore up your defense. You have to... No, you got to shore up your defense. You have to...
399 00:19:16,281 00:19:18,384 Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna go with my gut. Okay, you know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna go with my gut.
400 00:19:18,408 00:19:19,928 Somebody check the Crystal Palace score. Somebody check the Crystal Palace score.
401 00:19:19,952 00:19:21,537 Hey, no. No, no, no. Absolutely not. Hey, no. No, no, no. Absolutely not.
402 00:19:21,620 00:19:24,498 I don't want to hear about any other game going on any other place. I don't want to hear about any other game going on any other place.
403 00:19:24,581 00:19:27,209 Okay? Look, we are not playing for a tie. Okay? Look, we are not playing for a tie.
404 00:19:27,292 00:19:29,169 Ain't nobody here gonna kiss their sister. Ain't nobody here gonna kiss their sister.
405 00:19:29,753 00:19:31,004 What? What?
406 00:19:31,713 00:19:35,592 Which is an American phrase that I'm now realizing does not exist here, Which is an American phrase that I'm now realizing does not exist here,
407 00:19:35,676 00:19:37,261 and that's good, 'cause it's creepy, and that's good, 'cause it's creepy,
408 00:19:37,344 00:19:39,264 and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it. and I hate it myself, I don't know why I said it.
409 00:19:39,346 00:19:41,616 I think it's just the adrenaline, the nerves and all that. I think it's just the adrenaline, the nerves and all that.
410 00:19:41,640 00:19:43,642 But we are playing for a win. But we are playing for a win.
411 00:19:43,725 00:19:45,936 Win and in. You hear? Win and in. You hear?
412 00:19:46,937 00:19:49,356 - I can't hear your nods. Do you hear me? - Yes, Coach. - I can't hear your nods. Do you hear me? - Yes, Coach.
413 00:19:49,439 00:19:51,942 Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half. Okay, good. All right. Roy, you are starting the second half.
414 00:19:52,025 00:19:53,586 Go ahead and start warming up. Let's go. Go ahead and start warming up. Let's go.
415 00:19:53,610 00:19:54,862 Gentlemen, follow me. Gentlemen, follow me.
416 00:19:59,283 00:20:02,077 And here comes Roy Kent. And here comes Roy Kent.
417 00:20:02,160 00:20:04,913 Roy-o! Roy-o!
418 00:20:05,497 00:20:07,457 A surprising move from Lasso. A surprising move from Lasso.
419 00:20:07,541 00:20:09,835 Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems, Manchester City's speed is causing Richmond problems,
420 00:20:09,918 00:20:14,256 and he brings on Roy Kent, who is, to be polite, very slow. and he brings on Roy Kent, who is, to be polite, very slow.
421 00:20:14,339 00:20:17,009 That's 'cause he's a fucking octogenarian. Look at him. That's 'cause he's a fucking octogenarian. Look at him.
422 00:20:17,092 00:20:19,052 City with a real opportunity here. City with a real opportunity here.
423 00:20:19,136 00:20:20,846 Scharfenberg into the box. Scharfenberg into the box.
424 00:20:20,929 00:20:23,599 Oh, it's a penalty against Richmond. Oh, it's a penalty against Richmond.
425 00:20:23,682 00:20:25,601 - How? How? - He didn't touch him! - How? How? - He didn't touch him!
426 00:20:25,684 00:20:29,062 Zoreaux in position. Hendrick to take. Zoreaux in position. Hendrick to take.
427 00:20:31,231 00:20:32,608 He scores. He scores.
428 00:20:35,444 00:20:38,906 City finally get past Zoreaux, and it's 1-0. City finally get past Zoreaux, and it's 1-0.
429 00:20:38,989 00:20:40,949 It's the goal that's been coming. It's the goal that's been coming.
430 00:20:41,033 00:20:44,661 City take the lead, and the Dogtrack falls silent. City take the lead, and the Dogtrack falls silent.
431 00:20:44,745 00:20:47,664 We're only one goal down. There's still a chance. Come on, Richmond! We're only one goal down. There's still a chance. Come on, Richmond!
432 00:20:47,748 00:20:49,166 I love you when you give a shit. I love you when you give a shit.
433 00:20:49,249 00:20:52,085 Go, Richmond! Go, Richmond!
434 00:20:52,169 00:20:54,254 Jamie Tartt with the breakaway. Jamie Tartt with the breakaway.
435 00:20:54,338 00:20:57,174 If he scores here, it could be curtains for Richmond. If he scores here, it could be curtains for Richmond.
436 00:20:58,175 00:20:59,384 No one can catch him. No one can catch him.
437 00:21:00,511 00:21:01,511 Go, Roy, go! Go, Roy, go!
438 00:21:03,889 00:21:07,976 Hold on. Can you believe it? It's Kent! Hold on. Can you believe it? It's Kent!
439 00:21:12,022 00:21:13,857 Yeah! Attaboy, Roy! Yeah! Attaboy, Roy!
440 00:21:13,941 00:21:15,234 Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy!
441 00:21:15,317 00:21:18,946 Once again, the tortoise has stopped the hare. Once again, the tortoise has stopped the hare.
442 00:21:19,029 00:21:21,365 That's how you put him down, Roy! That's how you put him down, Roy!
443 00:21:24,868 00:21:25,953 What's the matter? What's the matter?
444 00:21:26,620 00:21:27,663 He's not getting up. He's not getting up.
445 00:21:27,746 00:21:29,706 Now this looks serious. Now this looks serious.
446 00:21:29,790 00:21:33,168 It was a fair tackle on Tartt, but Kent may have paid the price. It was a fair tackle on Tartt, but Kent may have paid the price.
447 00:21:33,252 00:21:35,292 - And they're sending out the physio. - Get up, Roy! - And they're sending out the physio. - Get up, Roy!
448 00:21:35,337 00:21:37,172 Roy. Roy, are you okay? Roy. Roy, are you okay?
449 00:21:37,256 00:21:40,175 Fuck. I fucked my knee. Fuck. I fucked my knee.
450 00:21:40,259 00:21:43,053 - Want me to call for the stretcher, Roy? - No, just help me up. - Want me to call for the stretcher, Roy? - No, just help me up.
451 00:21:43,136 00:21:46,139 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there... Roy Kent! He's here, he's there...
452 00:21:46,223 00:21:47,599 What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?
453 00:21:47,683 00:21:49,268 He's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! He's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent!
454 00:21:49,351 00:21:50,352 Listen. Listen.
455 00:21:50,435 00:21:53,313 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, Roy Kent! He's here, he's there,
456 00:21:53,397 00:21:55,440 he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent!
457 00:21:55,941 00:21:58,819 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, Roy Kent! He's here, he's there,
458 00:21:58,902 00:22:03,323 he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! Roy Kent! he's every-fucking-where. Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
459 00:22:03,407 00:22:06,159 He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where. He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where.
460 00:22:06,243 00:22:07,452 Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
461 00:22:07,536 00:22:11,957 Well, we apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent Well, we apologize for the fruity language as the crowd serenades Roy Kent
462 00:22:12,040 00:22:15,878 with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade. with a song that's echoed through the Premier League for more than a decade.
463 00:22:15,961 00:22:18,380 He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where... He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where...
464 00:22:18,463 00:22:19,840 And he's getting up. And he's getting up.
465 00:22:19,923 00:22:22,301 Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
466 00:22:22,384 00:22:24,636 Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher. Roy Kent will never leave on a stretcher.
467 00:22:26,138 00:22:32,269 Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! Roy Kent! Roy Kent! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! Roy Kent!
468 00:22:32,352 00:22:33,770 Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
469 00:22:34,271 00:22:36,940 He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where! He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where!
470 00:22:37,024 00:22:40,360 Roy Kent! Roy Kent! Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
471 00:22:40,819 00:22:43,906 As Kent comes off, he claps the fans in gratitude. As Kent comes off, he claps the fans in gratitude.
472 00:22:43,989 00:22:45,490 Kent has been a fan favorite Kent has been a fan favorite
473 00:22:45,574 00:22:48,827 because he always left everything he had out on the pitch, because he always left everything he had out on the pitch,
474 00:22:48,911 00:22:50,412 and he did so tonight. and he did so tonight.
475 00:22:54,416 00:22:57,753 Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you? Chris, does this almost feel like a farewell to you?
476 00:22:59,671 00:23:01,215 Well, you have to wonder, Arlo. Well, you have to wonder, Arlo.
477 00:23:01,298 00:23:03,842 At his age, with that injury... At his age, with that injury...
478 00:23:04,760 00:23:06,428 Personally, I'm sorry to say, Personally, I'm sorry to say,
479 00:23:06,512 00:23:10,766 I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots. I think this may be the last time we ever see the great Roy Kent lace up his boots.
480 00:23:28,492 00:23:30,410 You're not allowed back here during a game. You're not allowed back here during a game.
481 00:23:35,040 00:23:36,625 I told you, you have to get out. I told you, you have to get out.
482 00:23:39,044 00:23:41,088 I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me. I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me.
483 00:24:13,453 00:24:15,330 What the heck is going on... What the heck is going on...
484 00:24:16,290 00:24:18,917 That's the sound of 26,000 people checking mobiles. That's the sound of 26,000 people checking mobiles.
485 00:24:23,338 00:24:25,549 Oh, my God. Palace won 6-0. Oh, my God. Palace won 6-0.
486 00:24:26,175 00:24:27,342 But then that means... But then that means...
487 00:24:28,218 00:24:29,511 All we need is a tie. All we need is a tie.
488 00:24:29,595 00:24:32,347 - We just need a tie, boys! - We just need a tie! - We just need a tie, boys! - We just need a tie!
489 00:24:32,431 00:24:33,974 Come on! Let's go! Come on! Let's go!
490 00:24:35,767 00:24:37,269 Come on, Richmond! Come on, Richmond!
491 00:24:39,104 00:24:43,525 Three minutes of added time is all that's left in Richmond's season. Three minutes of added time is all that's left in Richmond's season.
492 00:24:43,609 00:24:45,402 Montlaur runs left. Montlaur runs left.
493 00:24:45,485 00:24:47,487 Fouled hard by Scharfenberg. Fouled hard by Scharfenberg.
494 00:24:48,155 00:24:50,240 There you go, Richard! You sell the crap outta that! There you go, Richard! You sell the crap outta that!
495 00:24:50,324 00:24:53,535 Montlaur earns Richmond a late free kick. Montlaur earns Richmond a late free kick.
496 00:24:53,619 00:24:55,454 I think he's making a meal of it, Arlo. I think he's making a meal of it, Arlo.
497 00:24:55,537 00:24:57,414 City players do too. City players do too.
498 00:24:57,497 00:25:01,210 No, Chris. He's definitely hurt. No, no, he's absolutely fine. No, Chris. He's definitely hurt. No, no, he's absolutely fine.
499 00:25:01,293 00:25:02,586 Yeah! Yeah!
500 00:25:02,669 00:25:06,757 Oi! Lasso Special! Lasso Special! Oi! Lasso Special! Lasso Special!
501 00:25:06,840 00:25:08,091 Holy smokes. Holy smokes.
502 00:25:08,634 00:25:09,718 Lasso Special! Lasso Special!
503 00:25:09,801 00:25:12,197 Manchester City are more worried about yelling at the official Manchester City are more worried about yelling at the official
504 00:25:12,221 00:25:14,932 than they are about... whatever it is Richmond are doing. than they are about... whatever it is Richmond are doing.
505 00:25:15,015 00:25:16,993 - Hold on, hold on. - Actually, what are they doing? - Hold on, hold on. - Actually, what are they doing?
506 00:25:17,017 00:25:18,977 Ref! They can't do that! What are you doing? Ref! They can't do that! What are you doing?
507 00:25:19,061 00:25:21,456 They're gonna run it. I didn't even call it. They're gonna just run it! They're gonna run it. I didn't even call it. They're gonna just run it!
508 00:25:21,480 00:25:24,149 I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like... I don't know what's going on here, but it looks like...
509 00:25:24,233 00:25:25,943 Is this American football? Is this American football?
510 00:25:26,818 00:25:28,737 What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
511 00:25:29,488 00:25:30,489 What's he doing? What's he doing?
512 00:25:30,572 00:25:32,574 I've never seen anything like this. I've never seen anything like this.
513 00:25:33,242 00:25:34,618 - Motion! - Get in line! - Motion! - Get in line!
514 00:25:35,452 00:25:37,454 Obisanya goes in motion. Obisanya goes in motion.
515 00:25:38,789 00:25:41,667 If Richmond are trying to confuse Manchester City, If Richmond are trying to confuse Manchester City,
516 00:25:41,750 00:25:44,044 you have to say it's working. you have to say it's working.
517 00:25:44,127 00:25:46,046 It's working on me too, Arlo. It's working on me too, Arlo.
518 00:25:46,129 00:25:47,130 Blue 48! Blue 48!
519 00:25:47,214 00:25:49,299 Is Zoreaux yelling numbers and colors? Is Zoreaux yelling numbers and colors?
520 00:25:49,383 00:25:50,843 Hut, hut, hut! Hike! Hut, hut, hut! Hike!
521 00:25:50,926 00:25:53,929 One, two, three, four... One, two, three, four...
522 00:25:54,680 00:25:58,016 The Richmond players fan out. City's defense is in chaos. The Richmond players fan out. City's defense is in chaos.
523 00:25:58,100 00:26:02,521 And it's a Hail Mary to Obisanya, who is wide open! And it's a Hail Mary to Obisanya, who is wide open!
524 00:26:02,604 00:26:04,231 Rojas is all alone on the left. Rojas is all alone on the left.
525 00:26:04,314 00:26:05,649 - Dani's onside. - Yeah, he is. - Dani's onside. - Yeah, he is.
526 00:26:12,155 00:26:13,490 Rojas! Rojas!
527 00:26:19,413 00:26:20,539 - Yes! - Yeah! - Yes! - Yeah!
528 00:26:22,040 00:26:24,585 The injury time equalizer from Dani Rojas, The injury time equalizer from Dani Rojas,
529 00:26:24,668 00:26:27,504 surely enough to keep Richmond in the Premier League! surely enough to keep Richmond in the Premier League!
530 00:26:29,590 00:26:32,593 We got a tie! We got a tie! We got a tie! We got a tie!
531 00:26:32,676 00:26:35,137 - Yeah! - We're staying in! - Yeah! - We're staying in!
532 00:26:44,021 00:26:45,022 Coach! Coach!
533 00:26:45,105 00:26:48,150 Straight from the kickoff, City are back on the attack. Straight from the kickoff, City are back on the attack.
534 00:26:48,233 00:26:51,403 There he is again. Tartt loses Winchester with ease. There he is again. Tartt loses Winchester with ease.
535 00:26:51,486 00:26:53,197 It's only him and the goalkeeper. It's only him and the goalkeeper.
536 00:26:53,280 00:26:54,280 No. No.
537 00:26:56,325 00:26:58,577 Oh, he makes the extra pass. Oh, he makes the extra pass.
538 00:26:58,660 00:27:00,412 Hendrick buries it. Hendrick buries it.
539 00:27:06,084 00:27:08,253 Manchester City win, Manchester City win,
540 00:27:08,337 00:27:12,633 and AFC Richmond's time in the Premier League is over. and AFC Richmond's time in the Premier League is over.
541 00:27:38,575 00:27:40,619 We can "woulda, coulda, shoulda" all day long, We can "woulda, coulda, shoulda" all day long,
542 00:27:40,702 00:27:44,081 but that's... it's a tough loss. It's a tough loss. but that's... it's a tough loss. It's a tough loss.
543 00:27:45,374 00:27:46,625 It's over. It's over.
544 00:27:46,708 00:27:50,546 I do wanna congratulate Man City on their win though, and their coach, Pep. I do wanna congratulate Man City on their win though, and their coach, Pep.
545 00:27:50,629 00:27:53,340 Boy, did he look sharp tonight. Yeah, my man... Boy, did he look sharp tonight. Yeah, my man...
546 00:28:10,482 00:28:13,527 You! Do you really think I would've come all the way down to London You! Do you really think I would've come all the way down to London
547 00:28:13,610 00:28:15,612 to watch my son pass the ball? to watch my son pass the ball?
548 00:28:16,905 00:28:20,576 You could've scored the winner. You're better than that, Jamie. Fuck! You could've scored the winner. You're better than that, Jamie. Fuck!
549 00:28:31,211 00:28:32,379 So, look, I... So, look, I...
550 00:28:33,422 00:28:35,799 Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, I'm good. Thank you. Yeah.
551 00:28:41,096 00:28:43,682 Hey. Y'all played a heck of a game out there. Hey. Y'all played a heck of a game out there.
552 00:28:43,765 00:28:47,352 We may not have won, but y'all definitely succeeded. We may not have won, but y'all definitely succeeded.
553 00:28:47,436 00:28:50,355 I mean, you gave the champs 90 minutes of hell. I mean, you gave the champs 90 minutes of hell.
554 00:28:51,064 00:28:52,149 Zoreaux, where you at? Zoreaux, where you at?
555 00:28:52,232 00:28:54,776 That dude had more saves than a Baptist preacher. That dude had more saves than a Baptist preacher.
556 00:28:54,860 00:28:56,904 Give it up for Zoreaux. Yeah. Give it up for Zoreaux. Yeah.
557 00:28:58,280 00:29:02,451 That's right. What about Roy? Roy chased down his grandson. That's right. What about Roy? Roy chased down his grandson.
558 00:29:02,534 00:29:05,454 Stopped him from getting an easy one. Stopped him from getting an easy one.
559 00:29:08,665 00:29:12,127 Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us. Now, look, this is a sad moment right here. For all of us.
560 00:29:12,211 00:29:14,087 And there ain't nothing I can say, And there ain't nothing I can say,
561 00:29:14,171 00:29:16,965 standing in front of you right now, that can take that away. standing in front of you right now, that can take that away.
562 00:29:17,049 00:29:18,884 But please do me this favor, will you? But please do me this favor, will you?
563 00:29:20,385 00:29:22,679 Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. Lift your heads up and look around this locker room.
564 00:29:23,138 00:29:24,181 Yeah? Yeah?
565 00:29:26,266 00:29:27,768 Look at everybody else in here. Look at everybody else in here.
566 00:29:29,603 00:29:31,313 And I want you to be grateful And I want you to be grateful
567 00:29:31,396 00:29:36,276 that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks. that you're going through this sad moment with all these other folks.
568 00:29:37,569 00:29:40,239 Because I promise you, Because I promise you,
569 00:29:40,322 00:29:42,783 there is something worse out there than being sad, there is something worse out there than being sad,
570 00:29:42,866 00:29:45,202 and that is being alone and being sad. and that is being alone and being sad.
571 00:29:47,621 00:29:49,540 Ain't nobody in this room alone. Ain't nobody in this room alone.
572 00:29:52,918 00:29:56,839 Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory? Sam, do you remember what animal has the shortest memory?
573 00:29:57,464 00:29:58,590 A goldfish. A goldfish.
574 00:29:58,674 00:30:00,676 That's right. It's a goldfish. That's right. It's a goldfish.
575 00:30:00,759 00:30:03,220 Sam, what do you think we should all do Sam, what do you think we should all do
576 00:30:03,303 00:30:07,641 once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation? once we get done being sad and/or angry about this situation?
577 00:30:08,809 00:30:10,519 I think we should all be a goldfish. I think we should all be a goldfish.
578 00:30:10,602 00:30:11,603 I agree. I agree.
579 00:30:12,312 00:30:14,815 Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together. Let's be sad now. Let's be sad together.
580 00:30:14,898 00:30:16,984 And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish.
581 00:30:19,862 00:30:21,405 Onward. Forward. Onward. Forward.
582 00:30:33,417 00:30:34,418 What do you want? What do you want?
583 00:30:39,882 00:30:40,883 Night, Jamie. Night, Jamie.
584 00:30:43,177 00:30:44,261 A love letter? A love letter?
585 00:31:16,418 00:31:18,420 We'll have a conversation about that. We'll have a conversation about that.
586 00:31:19,129 00:31:20,130 Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all.
587 00:31:20,214 00:31:22,382 - I'll leave you two to talk. - Thank you, Leslie. - I'll leave you two to talk. - Thank you, Leslie.
588 00:31:24,092 00:31:26,178 Leslie? Is that your first name? Leslie? Is that your first name?
589 00:31:26,261 00:31:29,848 It was my mother's name. I'm what's known as a feminine junior. It was my mother's name. I'm what's known as a feminine junior.
590 00:31:30,349 00:31:32,518 Oh. Cool. Oh. Cool.
591 00:31:36,480 00:31:37,648 Please. Take a seat. Please. Take a seat.
592 00:31:42,945 00:31:43,946 Tea? Tea?
593 00:31:44,029 00:31:46,865 No. Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus, yeah. No. Tea and I are still on a lifelong hiatus, yeah.
594 00:31:46,949 00:31:48,784 I'll take a little water though, please. I'll take a little water though, please.
595 00:31:48,867 00:31:52,162 Well, Ted. That was certainly a heartbreaking result. Well, Ted. That was certainly a heartbreaking result.
596 00:31:52,246 00:31:53,932 Yes, ma'am. And I've been thinking about it. Yes, ma'am. And I've been thinking about it.
597 00:31:53,956 00:31:57,251 I think it's mighty unfair that you have to fire me, so... I think it's mighty unfair that you have to fire me, so...
598 00:31:57,334 00:32:00,671 If it's all the same to you, I'd like to spare you the trouble and just quit. If it's all the same to you, I'd like to spare you the trouble and just quit.
599 00:32:01,547 00:32:05,133 This here is my letter of resignation. This here is my letter of resignation.
600 00:32:05,217 00:32:08,220 I wrote it on the back of a takeout menu, I wrote it on the back of a takeout menu,
601 00:32:08,303 00:32:11,223 but it's in an envelope, and I signed it, so, you know, it's legit. but it's in an envelope, and I signed it, so, you know, it's legit.
602 00:32:11,306 00:32:13,433 You listen to me, Coach Lasso. You listen to me, Coach Lasso.
603 00:32:13,517 00:32:19,439 You are not going anywhere, 'cause we have work to do next season. You are not going anywhere, 'cause we have work to do next season.
604 00:32:23,861 00:32:25,821 Well, okay. All right, then. Well, okay. All right, then.
605 00:32:26,530 00:32:28,782 Yeah. So, wait. Tell me this, though. Yeah. So, wait. Tell me this, though.
606 00:32:28,866 00:32:32,077 The teams that get relegated, they can get un-relegated, yeah? The teams that get relegated, they can get un-relegated, yeah?
607 00:32:32,160 00:32:33,579 They can get promoted. They can get promoted.
608 00:32:33,662 00:32:35,747 So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion, So then, next year we get ourselves a promotion,
609 00:32:35,831 00:32:37,916 which looks good on any résumé. which looks good on any résumé.
610 00:32:38,000 00:32:39,585 Then we come back to this league and... Then we come back to this league and...
611 00:32:40,627 00:32:43,255 we do something that no one believes we could ever do. we do something that no one believes we could ever do.
612 00:32:44,965 00:32:46,300 Win the whole fucking thing. Win the whole fucking thing.
613 00:32:48,760 00:32:50,387 There you are. There you are.
614 00:32:53,891 00:32:55,058 The bubbles. The bubbles.
615 00:32:55,142 00:32:57,227 I'm sorry. Did I get you? I'm sorry. Did I get you?
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