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1 00:00:05,506 00:00:09,426 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
2 00:00:09,801 00:00:12,971 No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay?
3 00:00:13,054 00:00:15,134 Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you.
4 00:00:17,141 00:00:19,062 What's gone on back here? Right. What's gone on back here? Right.
5 00:00:19,686 00:00:24,475 These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise.
6 00:00:24,565 00:00:26,486 Now, can we move... Hello? Now, can we move... Hello?
7 00:00:26,568 00:00:29,448 There's someone in here. Oh, my God. There's someone in here. Oh, my God.
8 00:00:29,530 00:00:31,966 Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow?
9 00:00:31,989 00:00:33,301 - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town. - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town.
10 00:00:33,325 00:00:37,405 - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - Like the Beatles! - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - Like the Beatles!
11 00:00:37,496 00:00:41,706 If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please?
12 00:00:41,792 00:00:42,841 Hey, you got it, big guy. Hey, you got it, big guy.
13 00:00:43,627 00:00:45,587 Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right?
14 00:00:45,670 00:00:48,131 Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on.
15 00:00:48,215 00:00:49,715 - I love you, buddy. - Love you too. - I love you, buddy. - Love you too.
16 00:00:49,799 00:00:51,485 Still haven't told him John and George are dead? Still haven't told him John and George are dead?
17 00:00:51,509 00:00:52,590 They're what? They're what?
18 00:00:52,677 00:00:54,218 It was Keith Richards. It was Keith Richards.
19 00:00:54,929 00:00:55,929 Hey, Ted. Hey, Ted.
20 00:00:56,014 00:00:57,143 - Hey. How you doing? - Good. - Hey. How you doing? - Good.
21 00:00:57,223 00:00:58,814 How's work going? Everything all right? How's work going? Everything all right?
22 00:00:58,892 00:01:02,942 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent?
23 00:01:03,021 00:01:04,650 I know. Oh, hey. I know. Oh, hey.
24 00:01:05,524 00:01:06,534 Got it right here. Got it right here.
25 00:01:06,608 00:01:10,108 I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise.
26 00:01:10,194 00:01:12,944 Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching.
27 00:01:13,031 00:01:14,031 All right now. All right now.
28 00:01:24,876 00:01:25,956 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
29 00:01:26,043 00:01:29,384 - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come. - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come.
30 00:01:29,463 00:01:30,543 I just want to say up front I just want to say up front
31 00:01:30,591 00:01:32,777 that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend.
32 00:01:32,801 00:01:34,551 Oh. Come on now. Oh. Come on now.
33 00:01:34,635 00:01:38,015 But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot.
34 00:01:38,097 00:01:39,950 If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool,
35 00:01:39,974 00:01:42,724 I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you.
36 00:01:42,811 00:01:44,651 No. Keeley, I think you're confused. No. Keeley, I think you're confused.
37 00:01:44,729 00:01:47,150 I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley.
38 00:01:47,231 00:01:50,442 Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend."
39 00:01:52,445 00:01:53,656 I'm fucking with you. I'm fucking with you.
40 00:01:54,281 00:01:55,281 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
41 00:01:55,908 00:01:58,537 I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine?
42 00:01:58,618 00:01:59,748 Oh, I have. Oh, I have.
43 00:01:59,828 00:02:02,787 Do-da do-da do do do do doo Do-da do-da do do do do doo
44 00:02:02,873 00:02:05,673 Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight.
45 00:02:05,751 00:02:08,020 Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins.
46 00:02:08,044 00:02:09,463 Oh. Oh.
47 00:02:09,544 00:02:10,804 Sorry. Sorry.
48 00:02:10,881 00:02:12,841 I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off.
49 00:02:12,925 00:02:14,175 See you downstairs, Rebecca. See you downstairs, Rebecca.
50 00:02:14,259 00:02:17,179 Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus.
51 00:02:17,262 00:02:19,352 No. I need you to stay here this weekend. No. I need you to stay here this weekend.
52 00:02:19,973 00:02:21,562 Doing work that doesn't matter. Doing work that doesn't matter.
53 00:02:27,522 00:02:30,983 All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got?
54 00:02:32,485 00:02:33,485 Whoo! Whoo!
55 00:02:33,945 00:02:35,066 Thank you, Dani. Thank you, Dani.
56 00:02:35,531 00:02:39,740 Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps?
57 00:02:39,825 00:02:42,156 What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something?
58 00:02:42,246 00:02:43,286 No, nothing like that. No, nothing like that.
59 00:02:43,372 00:02:47,331 Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad.
60 00:02:47,417 00:02:48,706 Let me see what's going on here. Let me see what's going on here.
61 00:02:48,793 00:02:52,264 Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up?
62 00:02:52,923 00:02:54,343 Well, we're fine. Well, we're fine.
63 00:02:54,424 00:02:55,433 Mm. Mm.
64 00:02:55,509 00:02:57,889 - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay.
65 00:02:57,969 00:03:00,930 We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton
66 00:03:01,014 00:03:02,854 and it sucks fucking shit! and it sucks fucking shit!
67 00:03:03,349 00:03:04,770 Ah, come on, fellas. Ah, come on, fellas.
68 00:03:04,852 00:03:06,901 How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton?
69 00:03:07,354 00:03:09,364 - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ. - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ.
70 00:03:09,438 00:03:12,688 Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay.
71 00:03:12,776 00:03:14,355 So we got that going on. So we got that going on.
72 00:03:14,443 00:03:17,324 And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt.
73 00:03:17,406 00:03:18,945 It's my upper hamstring, Coach. It's my upper hamstring, Coach.
74 00:03:19,032 00:03:22,491 You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens.
75 00:03:22,578 00:03:25,457 People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man.
76 00:03:26,622 00:03:28,433 Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right?
77 00:03:28,457 00:03:29,788 - Three times. - Three times. - Three times. - Three times.
78 00:03:30,252 00:03:33,632 Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal.
79 00:03:34,131 00:03:36,050 The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt,
80 00:03:36,133 00:03:39,223 is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie.
81 00:03:39,302 00:03:42,103 - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux."
82 00:03:42,180 00:03:44,890 - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux." - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux."
83 00:03:44,974 00:03:47,384 You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here.
84 00:03:47,477 00:03:49,663 Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball,
85 00:03:49,687 00:03:51,331 we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow.
86 00:03:51,355 00:03:52,725 That's why we play the game. That's why we play the game.
87 00:03:53,233 00:03:55,902 So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three!
88 00:03:55,985 00:03:57,906 - Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go. - Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go.
89 00:04:00,991 00:04:02,991 - Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? - Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you?
90 00:04:03,075 00:04:05,945 Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City,
91 00:04:06,038 00:04:08,828 uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals.
92 00:04:08,915 00:04:09,955 - Yeah. - So I'm wondering, - Yeah. - So I'm wondering,
93 00:04:10,000 00:04:12,250 how worried are you about the threat of relegation? how worried are you about the threat of relegation?
94 00:04:13,044 00:04:16,545 Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation.
95 00:04:17,925 00:04:19,254 What you got for me, Marcus? What you got for me, Marcus?
96 00:04:19,343 00:04:22,112 Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt.
97 00:04:22,137 00:04:23,716 Yeah. Um... Yeah. Um...
98 00:04:23,805 00:04:26,514 Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little.
99 00:04:26,600 00:04:28,769 I think one of the neatest things about being a coach I think one of the neatest things about being a coach
100 00:04:28,851 00:04:30,891 is the connection you get to make with your players. is the connection you get to make with your players.
101 00:04:30,937 00:04:34,067 That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer
102 00:04:34,149 00:04:36,829 than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass.
103 00:04:37,485 00:04:39,088 All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah?
104 00:04:39,112 00:04:40,242 Yeah. Yeah.
105 00:04:42,281 00:04:44,831 Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo!
106 00:04:46,495 00:04:47,495 What? What?
107 00:05:00,968 00:05:02,338 Hey, there he is. Hey, there he is.
108 00:05:09,268 00:05:11,268 - Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go. - Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go.
109 00:05:38,504 00:05:41,584 Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction.
110 00:05:41,675 00:05:44,134 Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? Would you like me to show you the various room amenities?
111 00:05:44,218 00:05:45,759 No, thank you. No, thank you.
112 00:05:45,846 00:05:47,846 My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower
113 00:05:47,930 00:05:49,271 before we hit the town tonight. before we hit the town tonight.
114 00:05:50,016 00:05:51,096 Welcome to Liverpool. Welcome to Liverpool.
115 00:05:54,062 00:05:56,322 What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute.
116 00:05:56,398 00:05:59,108 Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime.
117 00:05:59,192 00:06:02,242 No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck. No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck.
118 00:06:02,321 00:06:05,740 This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And... This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And...
119 00:06:07,074 00:06:09,514 - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay. - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay.
120 00:06:14,081 00:06:15,081 Thank you. Thank you.
121 00:06:16,959 00:06:19,170 - Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug. - Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug.
122 00:06:20,880 00:06:24,591 So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms,
123 00:06:24,675 00:06:27,136 not the hallway or the pool. not the hallway or the pool.
124 00:06:27,221 00:06:32,600 Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay?
125 00:06:32,683 00:06:34,653 All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour.
126 00:06:34,728 00:06:37,268 After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight.
127 00:06:37,355 00:06:38,665 What's it gonna be this time around? What's it gonna be this time around?
128 00:06:38,689 00:06:40,149 Movie night. Movie night.
129 00:06:40,233 00:06:43,403 All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time,
130 00:06:43,487 00:06:45,088 and we'll never watch another movie together again. and we'll never watch another movie together again.
131 00:06:45,112 00:06:46,382 - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir. - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir.
132 00:06:46,406 00:06:48,026 - And that's for you. - Thank you. - And that's for you. - Thank you.
133 00:06:48,115 00:06:50,946 Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. Whoo! Room 5150. Finally.
134 00:06:51,036 00:06:54,406 Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history.
135 00:06:54,497 00:06:57,127 - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you. - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you.
136 00:06:57,209 00:06:58,959 - Coach, what room you got? - 5148. - Coach, what room you got? - 5148.
137 00:06:59,043 00:07:01,423 - Hey. - Howdy, neighbor. - Hey. - Howdy, neighbor.
138 00:07:01,504 00:07:05,334 Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you.
139 00:07:06,552 00:07:08,262 Ah. Good question. One second. Ah. Good question. One second.
140 00:07:08,345 00:07:12,345 Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight?
141 00:07:12,432 00:07:15,192 Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience.
142 00:07:15,726 00:07:17,346 Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak.
143 00:07:17,437 00:07:20,067 Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please.
144 00:07:21,024 00:07:22,944 Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? Does 8:00 p.m. work for you?
145 00:07:23,026 00:07:26,235 The business center is open 24 hours a day. The business center is open 24 hours a day.
146 00:07:26,321 00:07:27,321 Okay. Okay.
147 00:07:28,699 00:07:30,175 What was that about the business center? What was that about the business center?
148 00:07:30,199 00:07:32,699 Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym,
149 00:07:32,786 00:07:35,456 filled with the latest in workout technology. filled with the latest in workout technology.
150 00:07:35,538 00:07:36,538 Like kettlebells! Like kettlebells!
151 00:07:36,622 00:07:37,923 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
152 00:07:38,000 00:07:40,250 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife.
153 00:07:40,334 00:07:45,415 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
154 00:07:46,007 00:07:47,887 I don't even remember doing this. I don't even remember doing this.
155 00:07:48,384 00:07:50,345 - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough. - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough.
156 00:07:50,846 00:07:52,505 This weekend is moving forward. This weekend is moving forward.
157 00:07:52,598 00:07:55,978 When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal,
158 00:07:56,058 00:07:57,478 and leave the past in the past. and leave the past in the past.
159 00:07:57,560 00:07:59,730 - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great. - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great.
160 00:08:00,062 00:08:01,062 Oh. Speak of the devil. Oh. Speak of the devil.
161 00:08:04,401 00:08:06,240 Hello, Stinky. Hello, Stinky.
162 00:08:08,404 00:08:12,735 Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill.
163 00:08:12,826 00:08:14,865 Good. Fuck Rupert! Good. Fuck Rupert!
164 00:08:15,913 00:08:19,173 Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian?
165 00:08:19,249 00:08:22,088 - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you? - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you?
166 00:08:22,627 00:08:26,968 Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little.
167 00:08:27,048 00:08:30,009 Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single...
168 00:08:30,093 00:08:30,973 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
169 00:08:31,052 00:08:34,472 Mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. Mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter.
170 00:08:34,556 00:08:35,466 Wow. Wow.
171 00:08:35,557 00:08:38,476 Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years.
172 00:08:38,936 00:08:40,556 Oh, Jesus, Stinky. Oh, Jesus, Stinky.
173 00:08:40,644 00:08:43,565 Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral.
174 00:08:44,149 00:08:47,068 Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which.
175 00:08:47,860 00:08:49,140 So, you heard about the divorce? So, you heard about the divorce?
176 00:08:49,196 00:08:53,326 Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me.
177 00:08:53,408 00:08:56,998 Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information.
178 00:08:57,538 00:08:59,258 Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then?
179 00:08:59,288 00:09:00,999 Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? Shall I call down? Get myself a robe?
180 00:09:01,082 00:09:02,082 Oh! Oh!
181 00:09:02,793 00:09:04,133 Look what I've got. Look what I've got.
182 00:09:04,628 00:09:05,878 Ta-da! Ta-da!
183 00:09:05,962 00:09:07,565 Stole it off a room service trolley outside. Stole it off a room service trolley outside.
184 00:09:07,589 00:09:08,798 You're amazing! You're amazing!
185 00:09:09,883 00:09:11,932 - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh! - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh!
186 00:09:12,009 00:09:13,153 Yeah, I know who you are, honey. Yeah, I know who you are, honey.
187 00:09:13,177 00:09:15,427 My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so...
188 00:09:29,861 00:09:32,611 Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow?
189 00:09:32,697 00:09:34,988 - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly. - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly.
190 00:09:35,075 00:09:37,154 What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win?
191 00:09:37,326 00:09:38,767 I believe this team can do anything. I believe this team can do anything.
192 00:09:38,828 00:09:40,597 See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about.
193 00:09:40,621 00:09:43,172 Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys?
194 00:09:43,250 00:09:44,601 Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't... Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't...
195 00:09:44,625 00:09:47,745 Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah?
196 00:09:48,087 00:09:49,548 - Yeah. - And you got one, yes? - Yeah. - And you got one, yes?
197 00:09:49,630 00:09:51,591 - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip? - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip?
198 00:09:51,674 00:09:53,004 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
199 00:09:53,092 00:09:54,143 - Let me hear it. - No. - Let me hear it. - No.
200 00:09:54,219 00:09:56,639 Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me?
201 00:09:56,721 00:09:58,615 That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me.
202 00:09:58,639 00:09:59,519 Then you fire me. Then you fire me.
203 00:09:59,600 00:10:01,910 Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me.
204 00:10:01,934 00:10:04,621 Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off.
205 00:10:04,645 00:10:05,645 Excuse me. Excuse me.
206 00:10:09,442 00:10:11,153 Well, at least he didn't stammer. Well, at least he didn't stammer.
207 00:10:12,778 00:10:13,778 Mm. Mm.
208 00:10:18,493 00:10:21,346 I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right?
209 00:10:21,370 00:10:23,370 Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys,
210 00:10:23,456 00:10:27,496 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying.
211 00:10:28,461 00:10:29,461 I'll be one of 'em. I'll be one of 'em.
212 00:10:32,131 00:10:34,261 Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. Right, so I hadn't prepared anything.
213 00:10:34,342 00:10:37,472 Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar.
214 00:10:37,553 00:10:39,104 Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. Yeah, she was the star of the weekend.
215 00:10:39,181 00:10:42,061 - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what? - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what?
216 00:10:42,142 00:10:44,392 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did!
217 00:10:44,477 00:10:46,357 He has repeatedly denied that. He has repeatedly denied that.
218 00:10:46,437 00:10:48,268 Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit?
219 00:10:51,109 00:10:54,239 Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps?
220 00:10:54,904 00:10:58,075 My sexy and extremely single friend here My sexy and extremely single friend here
221 00:10:58,158 00:11:01,248 actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. actually prefers her desserts on the larger side.
222 00:11:01,327 00:11:04,077 If that's something you could possibly accommodate. If that's something you could possibly accommodate.
223 00:11:05,874 00:11:07,043 I'll give you a few minutes. I'll give you a few minutes.
224 00:11:07,125 00:11:08,205 Thank you. Sorry. Thank you. Sorry.
225 00:11:11,004 00:11:12,553 I can't believe you just did that. I can't believe you just did that.
226 00:11:12,630 00:11:14,130 Oh, shut up. You love it. Oh, shut up. You love it.
227 00:11:14,216 00:11:16,255 Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky?
228 00:11:16,342 00:11:17,643 No. Don't smoke anymore. No. Don't smoke anymore.
229 00:11:18,886 00:11:21,307 And yet, you're still on fire. And yet, you're still on fire.
230 00:11:22,307 00:11:23,476 Hmm. Hmm.
231 00:11:27,312 00:11:28,562 Yeah, I don't know. Just... Yeah, I don't know. Just...
232 00:11:29,565 00:11:33,524 May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye.
233 00:11:34,861 00:11:35,951 Hi, how can I help you? Hi, how can I help you?
234 00:11:36,028 00:11:38,509 Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine.
235 00:11:39,198 00:11:40,278 Fax machine? Fax machine?
236 00:11:41,534 00:11:45,284 Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second,
237 00:11:45,371 00:11:47,881 I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out.
238 00:11:47,957 00:11:51,748 A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997?
239 00:11:51,836 00:11:54,315 Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock.
240 00:11:54,338 00:11:55,798 Oh. Good idea. Oh. Good idea.
241 00:11:55,883 00:11:59,243 Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well?
242 00:11:59,469 00:12:02,009 Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder,"
243 00:12:02,096 00:12:03,517 so there's no paper trail. so there's no paper trail.
244 00:12:04,265 00:12:06,225 - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy. - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy.
245 00:12:06,726 00:12:08,397 Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right?
246 00:12:09,479 00:12:11,206 Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there?
247 00:12:11,230 00:12:12,230 That's too bad. That's too bad.
248 00:12:12,316 00:12:15,155 Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch.
249 00:12:15,402 00:12:18,361 All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye.
250 00:12:19,239 00:12:21,658 Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises.
251 00:12:21,741 00:12:23,912 But the concierge was able to locate one But the concierge was able to locate one
252 00:12:23,994 00:12:27,413 at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth.
253 00:12:27,496 00:12:28,706 You know what, that's okay. You know what, that's okay.
254 00:12:28,789 00:12:31,789 I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons.
255 00:12:33,629 00:12:35,259 - Thank you though. All right. - Okay. - Thank you though. All right. - Okay.
256 00:12:35,838 00:12:36,918 Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you.
257 00:12:37,673 00:12:38,764 Right, how can I help you? Right, how can I help you?
258 00:12:38,841 00:12:40,841 Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke
259 00:12:40,927 00:12:43,097 and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone.
260 00:12:43,804 00:12:46,884 Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well.
261 00:12:46,975 00:12:49,595 - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck. - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck.
262 00:12:49,686 00:12:52,015 Yeah, I think I fucked it. Yeah, I think I fucked it.
263 00:12:53,981 00:12:56,942 I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh... I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh...
264 00:12:57,027 00:12:58,197 Of course not, why would you? Of course not, why would you?
265 00:13:00,322 00:13:02,032 You are who you choose to be. You are who you choose to be.
266 00:13:05,118 00:13:07,447 Superman. Superman.
267 00:13:10,666 00:13:13,785 Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the... Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the...
268 00:13:13,876 00:13:16,706 - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee. - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee.
269 00:13:16,797 00:13:18,297 - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from? - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from?
270 00:13:18,381 00:13:21,221 I remember the day she moved into our town. I remember the day she moved into our town.
271 00:13:21,301 00:13:23,260 She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs.
272 00:13:23,761 00:13:26,392 Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, Family was rich. So, first day of year seven,
273 00:13:26,472 00:13:29,143 I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky."
274 00:13:29,643 00:13:30,643 That's genius. That's genius.
275 00:13:31,894 00:13:33,225 To the ties that bind us. To the ties that bind us.
276 00:13:33,312 00:13:34,523 To Rebecca. To Rebecca.
277 00:13:35,899 00:13:37,818 Yeah, that's not Rebecca. Yeah, that's not Rebecca.
278 00:13:38,943 00:13:39,953 How do you mean? How do you mean?
279 00:13:40,653 00:13:42,283 No, the real Rebecca is silly. No, the real Rebecca is silly.
280 00:13:42,990 00:13:44,529 Strong, yeah, but not cold. Strong, yeah, but not cold.
281 00:13:45,283 00:13:47,494 - Have you ever heard her sing? - No. - Have you ever heard her sing? - No.
282 00:13:47,577 00:13:49,118 Ah. Beautiful voice. Ah. Beautiful voice.
283 00:13:50,121 00:13:52,211 Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours.
284 00:13:52,290 00:13:54,290 Do you wanna build a snowman? Do you wanna build a snowman?
285 00:13:54,375 00:13:56,206 - Who's Nora? - My daughter. - Who's Nora? - My daughter.
286 00:13:56,294 00:13:57,495 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
287 00:13:57,587 00:14:00,128 Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca.
288 00:14:01,591 00:14:03,302 - Ready? - What about the bill? - Ready? - What about the bill?
289 00:14:03,384 00:14:05,884 - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay. - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay.
290 00:14:08,764 00:14:11,034 Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay?
291 00:14:11,058 00:14:12,979 Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in.
292 00:14:13,604 00:14:16,153 Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that!
293 00:14:16,230 00:14:19,126 - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this. - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this.
294 00:14:19,150 00:14:22,150 - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this... - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this...
295 00:15:10,619 00:15:13,096 - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just... - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just...
296 00:15:13,120 00:15:14,120 You're what? You're what?
297 00:15:14,831 00:15:17,081 - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team. - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team.
298 00:15:17,167 00:15:19,246 Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew.
299 00:15:19,336 00:15:20,796 - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry. - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry.
300 00:15:36,727 00:15:39,768 Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife.
301 00:15:39,856 00:15:45,567 From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!
302 00:15:45,653 00:15:50,033 And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date,
303 00:15:50,116 00:15:51,947 Liverpool has more museums and galleries... Liverpool has more museums and galleries...
304 00:15:52,702 00:15:56,163 Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell.
305 00:15:56,248 00:15:58,957 - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo! - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo!
306 00:15:59,042 00:16:02,381 Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond!
307 00:16:02,461 00:16:05,052 It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond,
308 00:16:05,131 00:16:08,011 in 18th and staring relegation in the face. in 18th and staring relegation in the face.
309 00:16:08,092 00:16:10,222 The last time Richmond left here with a win, The last time Richmond left here with a win,
310 00:16:10,303 00:16:14,984 the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never."
311 00:16:15,057 00:16:18,477 And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight.
312 00:16:19,354 00:16:21,484 - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah. - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah.
313 00:16:25,943 00:16:27,283 You all right? You all right?
314 00:16:27,361 00:16:31,581 I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason,
315 00:16:31,658 00:16:34,097 and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me.
316 00:16:34,536 00:16:36,326 Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course. Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course.
317 00:16:36,413 00:16:40,962 Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts.
318 00:16:41,043 00:16:42,962 - Yeah. - They're great. - Yeah. - They're great.
319 00:16:44,546 00:16:46,546 And I agree with every last one of 'em. And I agree with every last one of 'em.
320 00:16:46,631 00:16:48,511 But I can't say this to them. But I can't say this to them.
321 00:16:48,591 00:16:50,591 - But they need to hear it. - I agree. - But they need to hear it. - I agree.
322 00:16:51,385 00:16:52,586 That's why you're gonna do it. That's why you're gonna do it.
323 00:16:53,554 00:16:54,554 Are you drunk? Are you drunk?
324 00:16:54,639 00:16:57,269 You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this.
325 00:16:58,851 00:17:01,522 - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun. - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun.
326 00:17:03,524 00:17:05,034 No. No, no, no. No. No, no, no.
327 00:17:06,276 00:17:07,316 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
328 00:17:07,986 00:17:09,145 All right, listen up, fellas. All right, listen up, fellas.
329 00:17:09,238 00:17:12,028 As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber.
330 00:17:12,115 00:17:15,365 So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas
331 00:17:15,451 00:17:17,162 about you guys and today's game. about you guys and today's game.
332 00:17:17,246 00:17:18,365 So let's focus up. So let's focus up.
333 00:17:18,453 00:17:20,084 - All yours, Nate. - Okay. - All yours, Nate. - Okay.
334 00:17:27,005 00:17:29,964 - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this. - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this.
335 00:17:30,049 00:17:33,049 - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it.
336 00:17:35,721 00:17:37,311 - Isaac. - Hmm? - Isaac. - Hmm?
337 00:17:39,226 00:17:41,516 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right?
338 00:17:41,603 00:17:42,653 Yeah. Yeah.
339 00:17:42,729 00:17:44,058 I've noticed of late... I've noticed of late...
340 00:17:49,236 00:17:51,355 that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy.
341 00:17:54,991 00:17:55,991 Wow. Wow.
342 00:17:56,826 00:17:58,346 What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? What the fuck did you say to me, bruv?
343 00:17:59,453 00:18:02,463 You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough.
344 00:18:02,540 00:18:04,727 There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. There's a way to be intimidating without being physical.
345 00:18:04,750 00:18:06,590 I hope you don't mind me saying. I hope you don't mind me saying.
346 00:18:06,670 00:18:07,920 Um... Um...
347 00:18:08,005 00:18:09,835 - Sam. - Oh, no. - Sam. - Oh, no.
348 00:18:09,923 00:18:11,803 You're constantly getting beat on the wings. You're constantly getting beat on the wings.
349 00:18:11,884 00:18:13,068 It's 'cause you're indecisive. It's 'cause you're indecisive.
350 00:18:13,093 00:18:14,853 You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. You second-guess more than a shitty psychic.
351 00:18:15,679 00:18:17,990 The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts
352 00:18:18,015 00:18:19,345 is goddamn Nelson Mandela. is goddamn Nelson Mandela.
353 00:18:22,102 00:18:23,102 Did you hear that? Did you hear that?
354 00:18:23,186 00:18:26,124 You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit.
355 00:18:26,147 00:18:27,827 Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes?
356 00:18:28,650 00:18:29,569 What? What?
357 00:18:29,651 00:18:31,921 Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no.
358 00:18:31,944 00:18:32,984 No. No.
359 00:18:33,070 00:18:35,270 Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian?
360 00:18:35,740 00:18:36,740 Yeah. Yeah.
361 00:18:38,242 00:18:39,242 What just happened? What just happened?
362 00:18:39,286 00:18:41,536 - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo. - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo.
363 00:18:41,622 00:18:43,672 All right. You say that football is life, right? All right. You say that football is life, right?
364 00:18:43,749 00:18:45,249 Football is life. Football is life.
365 00:18:45,334 00:18:47,753 - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - Oh! - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - Oh!
366 00:18:47,836 00:18:50,898 The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw.
367 00:18:50,923 00:18:52,762 Oh! Oh!
368 00:18:52,840 00:18:54,641 - Sex and the City. - Shh. - Sex and the City. - Shh.
369 00:18:56,595 00:18:58,255 - Yeah. - Tough but fair. - Yeah. - Tough but fair.
370 00:18:58,346 00:18:59,636 Right. Roy. Right. Roy.
371 00:19:09,607 00:19:12,238 Go on. Say what you're gonna say. Go on. Say what you're gonna say.
372 00:19:13,694 00:19:14,775 Okay. Okay.
373 00:19:17,782 00:19:19,282 Don't read it. Don't read it.
374 00:19:20,576 00:19:21,866 Say it to my face. Say it to my face.
375 00:19:23,579 00:19:25,500 The great Roy Kent. The great Roy Kent.
376 00:19:26,875 00:19:28,335 You're old now. You're old now.
377 00:19:29,795 00:19:33,164 And slow. And your focus drifts. And slow. And your focus drifts.
378 00:19:33,257 00:19:35,936 But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are.
379 00:19:36,844 00:19:39,763 It's your anger. That's your superpower. It's your anger. That's your superpower.
380 00:19:39,846 00:19:42,967 That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league.
381 00:19:43,099 00:19:45,559 But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy.
382 00:19:45,644 00:19:48,273 I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass.
383 00:19:48,355 00:19:51,684 You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake.
384 00:19:52,942 00:19:55,653 But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play.
385 00:19:55,737 00:19:57,197 But it's still in there. But it's still in there.
386 00:19:59,074 00:20:02,273 And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself.
387 00:20:23,140 00:20:24,559 Ooh! Ooh!
388 00:20:28,895 00:20:30,145 Let's go get these fuckers. Let's go get these fuckers.
389 00:20:36,903 00:20:38,574 See? Told you it'd be fun. See? Told you it'd be fun.
390 00:20:48,289 00:20:53,630 And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0.
391 00:20:53,711 00:20:57,011 - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent.
392 00:20:57,089 00:20:58,680 Kent was absolutely brilliant today. Kent was absolutely brilliant today.
393 00:20:58,759 00:20:59,888 He was like a man possessed. He was like a man possessed.
394 00:20:59,968 00:21:03,218 Yeah! Yeah!
395 00:21:03,305 00:21:05,055 We know we are, we're sure we are. We know we are, we're sure we are.
396 00:21:05,140 00:21:06,809 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die.
397 00:21:06,892 00:21:08,452 We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond...
398 00:21:08,477 00:21:09,557 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
399 00:21:10,186 00:21:11,936 Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah.
400 00:21:12,021 00:21:13,571 - Ted! - Hey! - Ted! - Hey!
401 00:21:14,106 00:21:16,436 - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss. - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss.
402 00:21:16,527 00:21:18,777 Could I, uh, just introduce you to... Could I, uh, just introduce you to...
403 00:21:18,862 00:21:21,991 - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God.
404 00:21:22,657 00:21:24,488 We know we are, we're sure we are... We know we are, we're sure we are...
405 00:21:25,911 00:21:28,290 - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise! - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise!
406 00:21:28,372 00:21:30,291 I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend.
407 00:21:30,374 00:21:31,834 Oh, yeah? How come? Oh, yeah? How come?
408 00:21:31,916 00:21:35,497 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV.
409 00:21:39,633 00:21:41,472 Oi! Listen up! Oi! Listen up!
410 00:21:42,219 00:21:44,429 None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. None of you are going back to the hotel tonight.
411 00:21:44,512 00:21:48,063 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us!
412 00:21:48,141 00:21:50,060 So, we're going out, we're celebrating, So, we're going out, we're celebrating,
413 00:21:50,143 00:21:52,482 and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face!
414 00:21:55,731 00:21:58,112 Roy! Roy! Where are we going? Roy! Roy! Where are we going?
415 00:21:59,068 00:22:00,148 Keeley? Keeley?
416 00:22:03,240 00:22:05,450 Well, Liverpool has much to offer. Well, Liverpool has much to offer.
417 00:22:05,534 00:22:09,584 From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of...
418 00:22:09,663 00:22:14,042 -I said maybe -Said maybe -I said maybe -Said maybe
419 00:22:14,125 00:22:16,546 You're gonna be the one that saves me You're gonna be the one that saves me
420 00:22:16,627 00:22:19,337 Saves me Saves me
421 00:22:19,423 00:22:23,393 And after all And after all
422 00:22:24,553 00:22:29,732 You're my wonderwall You're my wonderwall
423 00:22:30,976 00:22:32,226 I'm going for a smoke. I'm going for a smoke.
424 00:22:32,310 00:22:33,941 - Can I join you? - Come on. - Can I join you? - Come on.
425 00:22:34,770 00:22:36,651 Thank you, Richmond FC! Thank you, Richmond FC!
426 00:22:40,027 00:22:42,237 So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then?
427 00:22:42,320 00:22:43,961 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears
428 00:22:44,030 00:22:46,701 and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski.
429 00:22:46,782 00:22:50,123 - It's so good to see you, Sass. - You too, Stinky. - It's so good to see you, Sass. - You too, Stinky.
430 00:22:52,288 00:22:54,419 God. You know, today would've been my... God. You know, today would've been my...
431 00:22:54,499 00:22:57,378 Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here?
432 00:22:59,505 00:23:00,875 Mate, I'm so sorry. Mate, I'm so sorry.
433 00:23:01,757 00:23:04,967 I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora.
434 00:23:06,803 00:23:07,803 I really am. I really am.
435 00:23:07,887 00:23:10,057 Thank you for saying that. Thank you for saying that.
436 00:23:10,140 00:23:11,430 Mm. Mm.
437 00:23:11,517 00:23:13,596 God, that man took so much from me. God, that man took so much from me.
438 00:23:14,102 00:23:15,402 No. No.
439 00:23:15,479 00:23:20,608 Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in.
440 00:23:20,692 00:23:25,112 But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own.
441 00:23:25,989 00:23:28,528 You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling.
442 00:23:28,616 00:23:31,866 Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong.
443 00:23:32,828 00:23:34,709 I'll always be your biggest defender, I'll always be your biggest defender,
444 00:23:34,789 00:23:37,789 but you have to own up to the part that you played. but you have to own up to the part that you played.
445 00:23:38,335 00:23:39,454 You're right. You're right.
446 00:23:39,545 00:23:41,045 Course I'm right. I'm always right. Course I'm right. I'm always right.
447 00:23:41,128 00:23:43,148 You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse.
448 00:23:43,173 00:23:45,883 There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me.
449 00:23:45,968 00:23:47,427 - No! - As if! - No! - As if!
450 00:23:47,510 00:23:51,391 Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now.
451 00:23:51,472 00:23:53,103 Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next.
452 00:23:53,182 00:23:54,103 - What? - Yeah. - What? - Yeah.
453 00:23:54,183 00:23:55,644 No, I didn't put a song in. No, I didn't put a song in.
454 00:23:55,727 00:23:58,356 Well, then someone else must've done it for you. Well, then someone else must've done it for you.
455 00:23:59,439 00:24:00,769 Who could've done that? Who could've done that?
456 00:24:00,857 00:24:03,107 See? You are an arse. See? You are an arse.
457 00:24:03,192 00:24:05,742 Caught in a bad romance Caught in a bad romance
458 00:24:05,820 00:24:09,661 Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma
459 00:24:09,740 00:24:11,830 Gaga, ooh-la-la Gaga, ooh-la-la
460 00:24:11,910 00:24:14,289 Want your bad romance Want your bad romance
461 00:24:18,666 00:24:19,666 All right, who's next? All right, who's next?
462 00:24:19,750 00:24:21,211 Me, me, me. Me, me, me.
463 00:24:22,086 00:24:24,297 Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here.
464 00:24:24,381 00:24:27,131 Thank you. Oh, God. Thank you. Oh, God.
465 00:24:27,217 00:24:30,467 Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing.
466 00:24:30,554 00:24:34,223 But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have.
467 00:24:34,307 00:24:35,978 That is me! She's talking about me! That is me! She's talking about me!
468 00:24:43,025 00:24:46,025 This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora.
469 00:24:46,653 00:24:47,653 I love you. I love you.
470 00:24:50,406 00:24:53,737 The snow glows white On the mountain tonight The snow glows white On the mountain tonight
471 00:24:53,826 00:24:56,616 Not a footprint to be seen Not a footprint to be seen
472 00:24:57,497 00:25:03,247 A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen
473 00:25:05,130 00:25:11,549 The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside
474 00:25:12,095 00:25:17,805 Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried
475 00:25:19,269 00:25:26,028 Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be
476 00:25:26,108 00:25:32,199 Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know
477 00:25:32,281 00:25:35,582 Well, now they know Well, now they know
478 00:25:35,661 00:25:39,211 Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go
479 00:25:39,288 00:25:42,499 Can't hold it back anymore Can't hold it back anymore
480 00:25:42,584 00:25:46,134 Let it go, let it go Let it go, let it go
481 00:25:46,212 00:25:50,222 Turn away and slam the door Turn away and slam the door
482 00:25:50,299 00:25:56,720 I don't care what they're going to say I don't care what they're going to say
483 00:25:56,807 00:26:00,727 Let the storm rage on Let the storm rage on
484 00:26:00,810 00:26:04,730 The cold never bothered me anyway The cold never bothered me anyway
485 00:26:20,122 00:26:22,172 - Ted. - Dad? - Ted. - Dad?
486 00:26:22,665 00:26:23,665 Ted? Ted?
487 00:26:25,085 00:26:26,085 Ted. Ted.
488 00:26:27,253 00:26:28,263 It's okay. It's okay.
489 00:26:29,631 00:26:30,921 It's okay. It's okay.
490 00:26:31,549 00:26:32,589 Try to breathe. Try to breathe.
491 00:26:32,675 00:26:37,096 I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry. I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry.
492 00:26:37,181 00:26:40,560 It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe.
493 00:26:42,644 00:26:43,983 Am I going crazy? Am I going crazy?
494 00:26:44,896 00:26:46,396 No more than anyone else. No more than anyone else.
495 00:26:49,192 00:26:50,782 All right. You're all right. All right. You're all right.
496 00:26:52,613 00:26:57,873 There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on.
497 00:26:58,743 00:26:59,753 Come on. Come on.
498 00:27:05,875 00:27:06,955 There we go. There we go.
499 00:27:07,711 00:27:09,461 I think I need to call it a night. I think I need to call it a night.
500 00:27:09,546 00:27:13,006 Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know?
501 00:27:13,090 00:27:15,010 Would you like me to walk back with you? Would you like me to walk back with you?
502 00:27:15,885 00:27:16,945 Do you want to take my car? Do you want to take my car?
503 00:27:16,970 00:27:19,849 No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it.
504 00:27:19,932 00:27:21,682 - All right. - Okay. - All right. - Okay.
505 00:27:26,313 00:27:29,613 Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel.
506 00:27:29,691 00:27:32,240 Of course. You just get home safely. Of course. You just get home safely.
507 00:27:32,318 00:27:33,648 - Okay, thank you. - All right. - Okay, thank you. - All right.
508 00:27:34,445 00:27:35,695 Okay. Okay.
509 00:28:52,523 00:28:55,114 - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah. - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah.
510 00:28:55,193 00:28:58,453 Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub.
511 00:28:58,822 00:29:01,741 Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry.
512 00:29:01,825 00:29:03,904 Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually.
513 00:29:03,993 00:29:08,084 So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself?
514 00:29:08,164 00:29:09,954 Oh, trauma. Oh, trauma.
515 00:29:10,041 00:29:12,422 - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you. - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you.
516 00:29:12,502 00:29:15,423 Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt.
517 00:29:15,506 00:29:16,506 He's so drunk. He's so drunk.
518 00:29:16,589 00:29:18,680 You won't need it, you won't need it. You won't need it, you won't need it.
519 00:29:18,759 00:29:20,429 Right, want a lift back to the hotel? Right, want a lift back to the hotel?
520 00:29:20,510 00:29:24,770 Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually.
521 00:29:29,060 00:29:31,079 Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do.
522 00:29:31,104 00:29:33,364 - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah? - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah?
523 00:29:33,440 00:29:35,529 Besides, that was yesterday. Besides, that was yesterday.
524 00:29:37,778 00:29:40,417 - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going.
525 00:30:00,467 00:30:01,636 Oh, this is me. Oh, this is me.
526 00:30:02,678 00:30:06,347 Good night. Good night.
526 00:30:02,678 00:30:06,347 Good night. Good night.