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1 | 00:00:05,506 | 00:00:09,426 | No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. | No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
2 | 00:00:09,801 | 00:00:12,971 | No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? | No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay? |
3 | 00:00:13,054 | 00:00:15,134 | Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. | Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you. |
4 | 00:00:17,141 | 00:00:19,062 | What's gone on back here? Right. | What's gone on back here? Right. |
5 | 00:00:19,686 | 00:00:24,475 | These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. | These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise. |
6 | 00:00:24,565 | 00:00:26,486 | Now, can we move... Hello? | Now, can we move... Hello? |
7 | 00:00:26,568 | 00:00:29,448 | There's someone in here. Oh, my God. | There's someone in here. Oh, my God. |
8 | 00:00:29,530 | 00:00:31,966 | Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? | Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow? |
9 | 00:00:31,989 | 00:00:33,301 | - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town. | - Yeah. - Well, that's not a town. |
10 | 00:00:33,325 | 00:00:37,405 | - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - Like the Beatles! | - It's actually a team in Liverpool! - Like the Beatles! |
11 | 00:00:37,496 | 00:00:41,706 | If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? | If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please? |
12 | 00:00:41,792 | 00:00:42,841 | Hey, you got it, big guy. | Hey, you got it, big guy. |
13 | 00:00:43,627 | 00:00:45,587 | Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? | Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right? |
14 | 00:00:45,670 | 00:00:48,131 | Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. | Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on. |
15 | 00:00:48,215 | 00:00:49,715 | - I love you, buddy. - Love you too. | - I love you, buddy. - Love you too. |
16 | 00:00:49,799 | 00:00:51,485 | Still haven't told him John and George are dead? | Still haven't told him John and George are dead? |
17 | 00:00:51,509 | 00:00:52,590 | They're what? | They're what? |
18 | 00:00:52,677 | 00:00:54,218 | It was Keith Richards. | It was Keith Richards. |
19 | 00:00:54,929 | 00:00:55,929 | Hey, Ted. | Hey, Ted. |
20 | 00:00:56,014 | 00:00:57,143 | - Hey. How you doing? - Good. | - Hey. How you doing? - Good. |
21 | 00:00:57,223 | 00:00:58,814 | How's work going? Everything all right? | How's work going? Everything all right? |
22 | 00:00:58,892 | 00:01:02,942 | Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? | Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent? |
23 | 00:01:03,021 | 00:01:04,650 | I know. Oh, hey. | I know. Oh, hey. |
24 | 00:01:05,524 | 00:01:06,534 | Got it right here. | Got it right here. |
25 | 00:01:06,608 | 00:01:10,108 | I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. | I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise. |
26 | 00:01:10,194 | 00:01:12,944 | Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. | Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching. |
27 | 00:01:13,031 | 00:01:14,031 | All right now. | All right now. |
28 | 00:01:24,876 | 00:01:25,956 | Whoo-hoo! | Whoo-hoo! |
29 | 00:01:26,043 | 00:01:29,384 | - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come. | - Girls' trip! - Mm. Liverpool, here we come. |
30 | 00:01:29,463 | 00:01:30,543 | I just want to say up front | I just want to say up front |
31 | 00:01:30,591 | 00:01:32,777 | that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. | that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend. |
32 | 00:01:32,801 | 00:01:34,551 | Oh. Come on now. | Oh. Come on now. |
33 | 00:01:34,635 | 00:01:38,015 | But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. | But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot. |
34 | 00:01:38,097 | 00:01:39,950 | If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, | If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool, |
35 | 00:01:39,974 | 00:01:42,724 | I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. | I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you. |
36 | 00:01:42,811 | 00:01:44,651 | No. Keeley, I think you're confused. | No. Keeley, I think you're confused. |
37 | 00:01:44,729 | 00:01:47,150 | I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. | I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley. |
38 | 00:01:47,231 | 00:01:50,442 | Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." | Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend." |
39 | 00:01:52,445 | 00:01:53,656 | I'm fucking with you. | I'm fucking with you. |
40 | 00:01:54,281 | 00:01:55,281 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
41 | 00:01:55,908 | 00:01:58,537 | I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? | I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine? |
42 | 00:01:58,618 | 00:01:59,748 | Oh, I have. | Oh, I have. |
43 | 00:01:59,828 | 00:02:02,787 | Do-da do-da do do do do doo | Do-da do-da do do do do doo |
44 | 00:02:02,873 | 00:02:05,673 | Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. | Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight. |
45 | 00:02:05,751 | 00:02:08,020 | Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. | Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins. |
46 | 00:02:08,044 | 00:02:09,463 | Oh. | Oh. |
47 | 00:02:09,544 | 00:02:10,804 | Sorry. | Sorry. |
48 | 00:02:10,881 | 00:02:12,841 | I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. | I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off. |
49 | 00:02:12,925 | 00:02:14,175 | See you downstairs, Rebecca. | See you downstairs, Rebecca. |
50 | 00:02:14,259 | 00:02:17,179 | Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. | Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus. |
51 | 00:02:17,262 | 00:02:19,352 | No. I need you to stay here this weekend. | No. I need you to stay here this weekend. |
52 | 00:02:19,973 | 00:02:21,562 | Doing work that doesn't matter. | Doing work that doesn't matter. |
53 | 00:02:27,522 | 00:02:30,983 | All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? | All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got? |
54 | 00:02:32,485 | 00:02:33,485 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
55 | 00:02:33,945 | 00:02:35,066 | Thank you, Dani. | Thank you, Dani. |
56 | 00:02:35,531 | 00:02:39,740 | Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? | Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps? |
57 | 00:02:39,825 | 00:02:42,156 | What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? | What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something? |
58 | 00:02:42,246 | 00:02:43,286 | No, nothing like that. | No, nothing like that. |
59 | 00:02:43,372 | 00:02:47,331 | Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. | Thank goodness. Just saying it out loud made me immediately sad. |
60 | 00:02:47,417 | 00:02:48,706 | Let me see what's going on here. | Let me see what's going on here. |
61 | 00:02:48,793 | 00:02:52,264 | Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? | Hey, guys. Seriously, come on. Talk to me. What's up? |
62 | 00:02:52,923 | 00:02:54,343 | Well, we're fine. | Well, we're fine. |
63 | 00:02:54,424 | 00:02:55,433 | Mm. | Mm. |
64 | 00:02:55,509 | 00:02:57,889 | - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. | - Yeah, I'm all right. - Okay. |
65 | 00:02:57,969 | 00:03:00,930 | We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton | We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton |
66 | 00:03:01,014 | 00:03:02,854 | and it sucks fucking shit! | and it sucks fucking shit! |
67 | 00:03:03,349 | 00:03:04,770 | Ah, come on, fellas. | Ah, come on, fellas. |
68 | 00:03:04,852 | 00:03:06,901 | How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? | How long has it been since y'all won up at Everton? |
69 | 00:03:07,354 | 00:03:09,364 | - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ. | - Sixty years ago. - Jesus Christ. |
70 | 00:03:09,438 | 00:03:12,688 | Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. | Wow. That is a heck of a long time. Okay. |
71 | 00:03:12,776 | 00:03:14,355 | So we got that going on. | So we got that going on. |
72 | 00:03:14,443 | 00:03:17,324 | And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. | And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt. |
73 | 00:03:17,406 | 00:03:18,945 | It's my upper hamstring, Coach. | It's my upper hamstring, Coach. |
74 | 00:03:19,032 | 00:03:22,491 | You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. | You tore your butt, son. There's nothing to be ashamed of, okay? It happens. |
75 | 00:03:22,578 | 00:03:25,457 | People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. | People tear their butts all the time in athletics. You're not alone, man. |
76 | 00:03:26,622 | 00:03:28,433 | Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? | Hey, Coach, you've torn your butt a few times, right? |
77 | 00:03:28,457 | 00:03:29,788 | - Three times. - Three times. | - Three times. - Three times. |
78 | 00:03:30,252 | 00:03:33,632 | Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. | Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal. |
79 | 00:03:34,131 | 00:03:36,050 | The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, | The silver lining here, with O'Brien's tore butt, |
80 | 00:03:36,133 | 00:03:39,223 | is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. | is that my man from Montreal is gonna be filling in at goalie. |
81 | 00:03:39,302 | 00:03:42,103 | - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." | - Give it up for Zorro. - Oh. It's pronounced, um, "Zoreaux." |
82 | 00:03:42,180 | 00:03:44,890 | - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux." | - I'm sorry. Zorro. - "Zoreaux." |
83 | 00:03:44,974 | 00:03:47,384 | You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. | You... I don't know what I'm doing wrong here. |
84 | 00:03:47,477 | 00:03:49,663 | Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, | Point is, gentlemen, unless one of y'all got a crystal ball, |
85 | 00:03:49,687 | 00:03:51,331 | we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. | we don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. |
86 | 00:03:51,355 | 00:03:52,725 | That's why we play the game. | That's why we play the game. |
87 | 00:03:53,233 | 00:03:55,902 | So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! | So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three! |
88 | 00:03:55,985 | 00:03:57,906 | - Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go. | - Richmond! - Right, come on. Let's go. |
89 | 00:04:00,991 | 00:04:02,991 | - Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? | - Hey, Coach. - Howdy, fellas. How can I help you? |
90 | 00:04:03,075 | 00:04:05,945 | Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, | Um, so, uh, since Jamie Tartt has gone back to Man City, |
91 | 00:04:06,038 | 00:04:08,828 | uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. | uh, you've lost one, you've drawn one, you've not scored any goals. |
92 | 00:04:08,915 | 00:04:09,955 | - Yeah. - So I'm wondering, | - Yeah. - So I'm wondering, |
93 | 00:04:10,000 | 00:04:12,250 | how worried are you about the threat of relegation? | how worried are you about the threat of relegation? |
94 | 00:04:13,044 | 00:04:16,545 | Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. | Lloyd, right now I'm mostly concerned with the definition of relegation. |
95 | 00:04:17,925 | 00:04:19,254 | What you got for me, Marcus? | What you got for me, Marcus? |
96 | 00:04:19,343 | 00:04:22,112 | Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. | Just wanted to know how you're feeling about the departure of Jamie Tartt. |
97 | 00:04:22,137 | 00:04:23,716 | Yeah. Um... | Yeah. Um... |
98 | 00:04:23,805 | 00:04:26,514 | Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. | Well, if I'm being honest, it, uh, breaks my heart a little. |
99 | 00:04:26,600 | 00:04:28,769 | I think one of the neatest things about being a coach | I think one of the neatest things about being a coach |
100 | 00:04:28,851 | 00:04:30,891 | is the connection you get to make with your players. | is the connection you get to make with your players. |
101 | 00:04:30,937 | 00:04:34,067 | That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer | That's a loss that hits me a lot harder and is gonna stay with me a lot longer |
102 | 00:04:34,149 | 00:04:36,829 | than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. | than anything that happens while playing a game on a patch of grass. |
103 | 00:04:37,485 | 00:04:39,088 | All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? | All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah? |
104 | 00:04:39,112 | 00:04:40,242 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
105 | 00:04:42,281 | 00:04:44,831 | Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! | Oh. Hey! Last one there is a Scotch egg! Whoo! |
106 | 00:04:46,495 | 00:04:47,495 | What? | What? |
107 | 00:05:00,968 | 00:05:02,338 | Hey, there he is. | Hey, there he is. |
108 | 00:05:09,268 | 00:05:11,268 | - Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go. | - Good to see you, buddy. - All right, let's go. |
109 | 00:05:38,504 | 00:05:41,584 | Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. | Here we go. It's the presidential suite. Hope it's to your satisfaction. |
110 | 00:05:41,675 | 00:05:44,134 | Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? | Would you like me to show you the various room amenities? |
111 | 00:05:44,218 | 00:05:45,759 | No, thank you. | No, thank you. |
112 | 00:05:45,846 | 00:05:47,846 | My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower | My lady and I wanna have a quick shag and a shower |
113 | 00:05:47,930 | 00:05:49,271 | before we hit the town tonight. | before we hit the town tonight. |
114 | 00:05:50,016 | 00:05:51,096 | Welcome to Liverpool. | Welcome to Liverpool. |
115 | 00:05:54,062 | 00:05:56,322 | What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. | What? He would've spent a cash tip in, like, a minute. |
116 | 00:05:56,398 | 00:05:59,108 | Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. | Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime. |
117 | 00:05:59,192 | 00:06:02,242 | No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck. | No, it's... it's not you. It's... Oh, fuck. |
118 | 00:06:02,321 | 00:06:05,740 | This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And... | This is Rupert's and my anniversary weekend. And... |
119 | 00:06:07,074 | 00:06:09,514 | - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay. | - It's the first one I've spent by myself... - Hey, it's okay. |
120 | 00:06:14,081 | 00:06:15,081 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
121 | 00:06:16,959 | 00:06:19,170 | - Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug. | - Mm. - Ooh. That's a long hug. |
122 | 00:06:20,880 | 00:06:24,591 | So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, | So, just to remind you, the hotel furniture stays in the rooms, |
123 | 00:06:24,675 | 00:06:27,136 | not the hallway or the pool. | not the hallway or the pool. |
124 | 00:06:27,221 | 00:06:32,600 | Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? | Nor are you allowed to ship it to your homes or other hotels, okay? |
125 | 00:06:32,683 | 00:06:34,653 | All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. | All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour. |
126 | 00:06:34,728 | 00:06:37,268 | After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. | After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight. |
127 | 00:06:37,355 | 00:06:38,665 | What's it gonna be this time around? | What's it gonna be this time around? |
128 | 00:06:38,689 | 00:06:40,149 | Movie night. | Movie night. |
129 | 00:06:40,233 | 00:06:43,403 | All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, | All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time, |
130 | 00:06:43,487 | 00:06:45,088 | and we'll never watch another movie together again. | and we'll never watch another movie together again. |
131 | 00:06:45,112 | 00:06:46,382 | - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir. | - That's for you, Coach. - Thank you, sir. |
132 | 00:06:46,406 | 00:06:48,026 | - And that's for you. - Thank you. | - And that's for you. - Thank you. |
133 | 00:06:48,115 | 00:06:50,946 | Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. | Whoo! Room 5150. Finally. |
134 | 00:06:51,036 | 00:06:54,406 | Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. | Sammy Hagar, greatest lead singer in Van Halen history. |
135 | 00:06:54,497 | 00:06:57,127 | - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you. | - In the post-David Lee Roth era. - Thank you. |
136 | 00:06:57,209 | 00:06:58,959 | - Coach, what room you got? - 5148. | - Coach, what room you got? - 5148. |
137 | 00:06:59,043 | 00:07:01,423 | - Hey. - Howdy, neighbor. | - Hey. - Howdy, neighbor. |
138 | 00:07:01,504 | 00:07:05,334 | Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. | Yes, hello. We still haven't received the champagne I ordered. Thank you. |
139 | 00:07:06,552 | 00:07:08,262 | Ah. Good question. One second. | Ah. Good question. One second. |
140 | 00:07:08,345 | 00:07:12,345 | Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? | Should I get the concierge to make us a reservation somewhere tonight? |
141 | 00:07:12,432 | 00:07:15,192 | Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. | Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience. |
142 | 00:07:15,726 | 00:07:17,346 | Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. | Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak. |
143 | 00:07:17,437 | 00:07:20,067 | Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. | Uh, yes. The steak house for two, please. |
144 | 00:07:21,024 | 00:07:22,944 | Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? | Does 8:00 p.m. work for you? |
145 | 00:07:23,026 | 00:07:26,235 | The business center is open 24 hours a day. | The business center is open 24 hours a day. |
146 | 00:07:26,321 | 00:07:27,321 | Okay. | Okay. |
147 | 00:07:28,699 | 00:07:30,175 | What was that about the business center? | What was that about the business center? |
148 | 00:07:30,199 | 00:07:32,699 | Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, | Guests also have access to our state-of-the-art gym, |
149 | 00:07:32,786 | 00:07:35,456 | filled with the latest in workout technology. | filled with the latest in workout technology. |
150 | 00:07:35,538 | 00:07:36,538 | Like kettlebells! | Like kettlebells! |
151 | 00:07:36,622 | 00:07:37,923 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
152 | 00:07:38,000 | 00:07:40,250 | Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. | Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. |
153 | 00:07:40,334 | 00:07:45,415 | From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! | From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! |
154 | 00:07:46,007 | 00:07:47,887 | I don't even remember doing this. | I don't even remember doing this. |
155 | 00:07:48,384 | 00:07:50,345 | - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough. | - And if you're the artsy type... - Right, enough. |
156 | 00:07:50,846 | 00:07:52,505 | This weekend is moving forward. | This weekend is moving forward. |
157 | 00:07:52,598 | 00:07:55,978 | When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, | When that champagne arrives, we are going to get drunk, have a nice meal, |
158 | 00:07:56,058 | 00:07:57,478 | and leave the past in the past. | and leave the past in the past. |
159 | 00:07:57,560 | 00:07:59,730 | - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great. | - Sound good? - Sounds fucking great. |
160 | 00:08:00,062 | 00:08:01,062 | Oh. Speak of the devil. | Oh. Speak of the devil. |
161 | 00:08:04,401 | 00:08:06,240 | Hello, Stinky. | Hello, Stinky. |
162 | 00:08:08,404 | 00:08:12,735 | Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. | Still giving you the big room even without old gray walnuts footing the bill. |
163 | 00:08:12,826 | 00:08:14,865 | Good. Fuck Rupert! | Good. Fuck Rupert! |
164 | 00:08:15,913 | 00:08:19,173 | Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? | Oh. Who's this then? Is this your concubine? Is she Russian? |
165 | 00:08:19,249 | 00:08:22,088 | - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you? | - Are you Russian? - A, I love you. B, who are you? |
166 | 00:08:22,627 | 00:08:26,968 | Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. | Let me introduce Flo Collins, my best mate since we were little. |
167 | 00:08:27,048 | 00:08:30,009 | Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... | Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single... |
168 | 00:08:30,093 | 00:08:30,973 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
169 | 00:08:31,052 | 00:08:34,472 | Mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. | Mother to the most amazing 12-year-old little girl called Nora, my goddaughter. |
170 | 00:08:34,556 | 00:08:35,466 | Wow. | Wow. |
171 | 00:08:35,557 | 00:08:38,476 | Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. | Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years. |
172 | 00:08:38,936 | 00:08:40,556 | Oh, Jesus, Stinky. | Oh, Jesus, Stinky. |
173 | 00:08:40,644 | 00:08:43,565 | Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. | Remind me to bury you in the set list for speeches at my funeral. |
174 | 00:08:44,149 | 00:08:47,068 | Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. | Hi, I'm Flo. Or you can call me "Sassy." I don't care which. |
175 | 00:08:47,860 | 00:08:49,140 | So, you heard about the divorce? | So, you heard about the divorce? |
176 | 00:08:49,196 | 00:08:53,326 | Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. | Yeah. I bumped into Derren at a party. He told me right after he hit on me. |
177 | 00:08:53,408 | 00:08:56,998 | Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. | Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information. |
178 | 00:08:57,538 | 00:08:59,258 | Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? | Right, what's in the plan for tonight, then? |
179 | 00:08:59,288 | 00:09:00,999 | Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? | Shall I call down? Get myself a robe? |
180 | 00:09:01,082 | 00:09:02,082 | Oh! | Oh! |
181 | 00:09:02,793 | 00:09:04,133 | Look what I've got. | Look what I've got. |
182 | 00:09:04,628 | 00:09:05,878 | Ta-da! | Ta-da! |
183 | 00:09:05,962 | 00:09:07,565 | Stole it off a room service trolley outside. | Stole it off a room service trolley outside. |
184 | 00:09:07,589 | 00:09:08,798 | You're amazing! | You're amazing! |
185 | 00:09:09,883 | 00:09:11,932 | - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh! | - I'm Keeley, by the way. Hi! - Oh! |
186 | 00:09:12,009 | 00:09:13,153 | Yeah, I know who you are, honey. | Yeah, I know who you are, honey. |
187 | 00:09:13,177 | 00:09:15,427 | My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... | My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so... |
188 | 00:09:29,861 | 00:09:32,611 | Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? | Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow? |
189 | 00:09:32,697 | 00:09:34,988 | - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly. | - No, we match up perfectly. - Exactly. |
190 | 00:09:35,075 | 00:09:37,154 | What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? | What about you, Nate? You believe these guys can win? |
191 | 00:09:37,326 | 00:09:38,767 | I believe this team can do anything. | I believe this team can do anything. |
192 | 00:09:38,828 | 00:09:40,597 | See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. | See? There you go. That's what I'm talking about. |
193 | 00:09:40,621 | 00:09:43,172 | Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? | Okay, Nate. So if you were me, what would you tell these guys? |
194 | 00:09:43,250 | 00:09:44,601 | Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't... | Oh, no. I wouldn't... No, I don't... |
195 | 00:09:44,625 | 00:09:47,745 | Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? | Hey. I'm just asking for your opinion. You understand that, yeah? |
196 | 00:09:48,087 | 00:09:49,548 | - Yeah. - And you got one, yes? | - Yeah. - And you got one, yes? |
197 | 00:09:49,630 | 00:09:51,591 | - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip? | - Yeah. - Locked, loaded, ready to rip? |
198 | 00:09:51,674 | 00:09:53,004 | Mm-hmm. | Mm-hmm. |
199 | 00:09:53,092 | 00:09:54,143 | - Let me hear it. - No. | - Let me hear it. - No. |
200 | 00:09:54,219 | 00:09:56,639 | Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? | Why not? What are you afraid's gonna happen if you tell me? |
201 | 00:09:56,721 | 00:09:58,615 | That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. | That you won't like my idea and it makes you hate me. |
202 | 00:09:58,639 | 00:09:59,519 | Then you fire me. | Then you fire me. |
203 | 00:09:59,600 | 00:10:01,910 | Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. | Then I have to move back in with my parents and they'll be ashamed of me. |
204 | 00:10:01,934 | 00:10:04,621 | Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. | Then everyone finds out back home and laughs at me until my face melts off. |
205 | 00:10:04,645 | 00:10:05,645 | Excuse me. | Excuse me. |
206 | 00:10:09,442 | 00:10:11,153 | Well, at least he didn't stammer. | Well, at least he didn't stammer. |
207 | 00:10:12,778 | 00:10:13,778 | Mm. | Mm. |
208 | 00:10:18,493 | 00:10:21,346 | I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? | I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right? |
209 | 00:10:21,370 | 00:10:23,370 | Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, | Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on these guys, |
210 | 00:10:23,456 | 00:10:27,496 | 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. | 'cause around the 74 minute mark, there's gonna be a room full of grown men crying. |
211 | 00:10:28,461 | 00:10:29,461 | I'll be one of 'em. | I'll be one of 'em. |
212 | 00:10:32,131 | 00:10:34,261 | Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. | Right, so I hadn't prepared anything. |
213 | 00:10:34,342 | 00:10:37,472 | Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. | Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar. |
214 | 00:10:37,553 | 00:10:39,104 | Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. | Yeah, she was the star of the weekend. |
215 | 00:10:39,181 | 00:10:42,061 | - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what? | - Yeah, I gave Elton John a boner. - You did what? |
216 | 00:10:42,142 | 00:10:44,392 | - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! | - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! |
217 | 00:10:44,477 | 00:10:46,357 | He has repeatedly denied that. | He has repeatedly denied that. |
218 | 00:10:46,437 | 00:10:48,268 | Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? | Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit? |
219 | 00:10:51,109 | 00:10:54,239 | Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? | Would you ladies like another bottle? A little dessert perhaps? |
220 | 00:10:54,904 | 00:10:58,075 | My sexy and extremely single friend here | My sexy and extremely single friend here |
221 | 00:10:58,158 | 00:11:01,248 | actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. | actually prefers her desserts on the larger side. |
222 | 00:11:01,327 | 00:11:04,077 | If that's something you could possibly accommodate. | If that's something you could possibly accommodate. |
223 | 00:11:05,874 | 00:11:07,043 | I'll give you a few minutes. | I'll give you a few minutes. |
224 | 00:11:07,125 | 00:11:08,205 | Thank you. Sorry. | Thank you. Sorry. |
225 | 00:11:11,004 | 00:11:12,553 | I can't believe you just did that. | I can't believe you just did that. |
226 | 00:11:12,630 | 00:11:14,130 | Oh, shut up. You love it. | Oh, shut up. You love it. |
227 | 00:11:14,216 | 00:11:16,255 | Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? | Right. I'm going for a smoke. Stinky? |
228 | 00:11:16,342 | 00:11:17,643 | No. Don't smoke anymore. | No. Don't smoke anymore. |
229 | 00:11:18,886 | 00:11:21,307 | And yet, you're still on fire. | And yet, you're still on fire. |
230 | 00:11:22,307 | 00:11:23,476 | Hmm. | Hmm. |
231 | 00:11:27,312 | 00:11:28,562 | Yeah, I don't know. Just... | Yeah, I don't know. Just... |
232 | 00:11:29,565 | 00:11:33,524 | May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. | May I suggest flushing it again but harder? Okay, bye. |
233 | 00:11:34,861 | 00:11:35,951 | Hi, how can I help you? | Hi, how can I help you? |
234 | 00:11:36,028 | 00:11:38,509 | Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. | Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine. |
235 | 00:11:39,198 | 00:11:40,278 | Fax machine? | Fax machine? |
236 | 00:11:41,534 | 00:11:45,284 | Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, | Oh, okay. Um, that's a good question. If you bear with me a second, |
237 | 00:11:45,371 | 00:11:47,881 | I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. | I'll just check with a colleague and see what I can find out. |
238 | 00:11:47,957 | 00:11:51,748 | A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? | A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997? |
239 | 00:11:51,836 | 00:11:54,315 | Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. | Yeah, just a little note to myself telling me to buy Apple stock. |
240 | 00:11:54,338 | 00:11:55,798 | Oh. Good idea. | Oh. Good idea. |
241 | 00:11:55,883 | 00:11:59,243 | Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? | Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well? |
242 | 00:11:59,469 | 00:12:02,009 | Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," | Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder," |
243 | 00:12:02,096 | 00:12:03,517 | so there's no paper trail. | so there's no paper trail. |
244 | 00:12:04,265 | 00:12:06,225 | - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy. | - Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. - Oh. Sassy. |
245 | 00:12:06,726 | 00:12:08,397 | Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? | Sassy, huh? Like the Smurf, right? |
246 | 00:12:09,479 | 00:12:11,206 | Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? | Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there? |
247 | 00:12:11,230 | 00:12:12,230 | That's too bad. | That's too bad. |
248 | 00:12:12,316 | 00:12:15,155 | Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. | Seems like a Smurf with an attitude would've been a lot of fun to watch. |
249 | 00:12:15,402 | 00:12:18,361 | All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. | All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye. |
250 | 00:12:19,239 | 00:12:21,658 | Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. | Right, we no longer have a fax machine on the premises. |
251 | 00:12:21,741 | 00:12:23,912 | But the concierge was able to locate one | But the concierge was able to locate one |
252 | 00:12:23,994 | 00:12:27,413 | at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. | at a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth. |
253 | 00:12:27,496 | 00:12:28,706 | You know what, that's okay. | You know what, that's okay. |
254 | 00:12:28,789 | 00:12:31,789 | I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. | I'm just gonna hit this manicurist nearby that has carrier pigeons. |
255 | 00:12:33,629 | 00:12:35,259 | - Thank you though. All right. - Okay. | - Thank you though. All right. - Okay. |
256 | 00:12:35,838 | 00:12:36,918 | Nice meeting you. | Nice meeting you. |
257 | 00:12:37,673 | 00:12:38,764 | Right, how can I help you? | Right, how can I help you? |
258 | 00:12:38,841 | 00:12:40,841 | Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke | Well, I was gonna go out for a smoke |
259 | 00:12:40,927 | 00:12:43,097 | and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. | and hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone. |
260 | 00:12:43,804 | 00:12:46,884 | Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. | Then I saw Magnum, P.I. in line, figured I'd flirt with him as well. |
261 | 00:12:46,975 | 00:12:49,595 | - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck. | - See what happens, you know? - Oh, well, good luck. |
262 | 00:12:49,686 | 00:12:52,015 | Yeah, I think I fucked it. | Yeah, I think I fucked it. |
263 | 00:12:53,981 | 00:12:56,942 | I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh... | I... I actually get off in about 30 minutes if you'd like to, uh... |
264 | 00:12:57,027 | 00:12:58,197 | Of course not, why would you? | Of course not, why would you? |
265 | 00:13:00,322 | 00:13:02,032 | You are who you choose to be. | You are who you choose to be. |
266 | 00:13:05,118 | 00:13:07,447 | Superman. | Superman. |
267 | 00:13:10,666 | 00:13:13,785 | Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the... | Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the... |
268 | 00:13:13,876 | 00:13:16,706 | - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee. | - Where's Stinky gone? She abandoned you? - No, she just went to pee. |
269 | 00:13:16,797 | 00:13:18,297 | - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from? | - Oh. - Where does "Stinky" come from? |
270 | 00:13:18,381 | 00:13:21,221 | I remember the day she moved into our town. | I remember the day she moved into our town. |
271 | 00:13:21,301 | 00:13:23,260 | She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. | She was already taller than me, had bigger boobs. |
272 | 00:13:23,761 | 00:13:26,392 | Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, | Family was rich. So, first day of year seven, |
273 | 00:13:26,472 | 00:13:29,143 | I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." | I told everyone her nickname was "Stinky." |
274 | 00:13:29,643 | 00:13:30,643 | That's genius. | That's genius. |
275 | 00:13:31,894 | 00:13:33,225 | To the ties that bind us. | To the ties that bind us. |
276 | 00:13:33,312 | 00:13:34,523 | To Rebecca. | To Rebecca. |
277 | 00:13:35,899 | 00:13:37,818 | Yeah, that's not Rebecca. | Yeah, that's not Rebecca. |
278 | 00:13:38,943 | 00:13:39,953 | How do you mean? | How do you mean? |
279 | 00:13:40,653 | 00:13:42,283 | No, the real Rebecca is silly. | No, the real Rebecca is silly. |
280 | 00:13:42,990 | 00:13:44,529 | Strong, yeah, but not cold. | Strong, yeah, but not cold. |
281 | 00:13:45,283 | 00:13:47,494 | - Have you ever heard her sing? - No. | - Have you ever heard her sing? - No. |
282 | 00:13:47,577 | 00:13:49,118 | Ah. Beautiful voice. | Ah. Beautiful voice. |
283 | 00:13:50,121 | 00:13:52,211 | Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. | Her and Nora would sing through the door for hours. |
284 | 00:13:52,290 | 00:13:54,290 | Do you wanna build a snowman? | Do you wanna build a snowman? |
285 | 00:13:54,375 | 00:13:56,206 | - Who's Nora? - My daughter. | - Who's Nora? - My daughter. |
286 | 00:13:56,294 | 00:13:57,495 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
287 | 00:13:57,587 | 00:14:00,128 | Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. | Yeah, if you like that woman, you are gonna love Rebecca. |
288 | 00:14:01,591 | 00:14:03,302 | - Ready? - What about the bill? | - Ready? - What about the bill? |
289 | 00:14:03,384 | 00:14:05,884 | - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay. | - Thank you, Miss Welton. - Okay. |
290 | 00:14:08,764 | 00:14:11,034 | Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? | Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay? |
291 | 00:14:11,058 | 00:14:12,979 | Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. | Oh, yeah, yeah. This is really good fun. Join in. |
292 | 00:14:13,604 | 00:14:16,153 | Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! | Oh, you absolute piece of shit! I was about to do that! |
293 | 00:14:16,230 | 00:14:19,126 | - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this. | - I was just about to get my card out. - I can't believe that you've done this. |
294 | 00:14:19,150 | 00:14:22,150 | - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this... | - We were gonna split. That was so nice. - Six years I've waited for this... |
295 | 00:15:10,619 | 00:15:13,096 | - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just... | - What the hell are you doing? - I'm... I'm so sorry. I just... |
296 | 00:15:13,120 | 00:15:14,120 | You're what? | You're what? |
297 | 00:15:14,831 | 00:15:17,081 | - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team. | - What is this? - It's just my thoughts on the team. |
298 | 00:15:17,167 | 00:15:19,246 | Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. | Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew. |
299 | 00:15:19,336 | 00:15:20,796 | - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry. | - Go! Get outta here! - Sorry. |
300 | 00:15:36,727 | 00:15:39,768 | Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. | Liverpool has much to offer when it comes to nightlife. |
301 | 00:15:39,856 | 00:15:45,567 | From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! | From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke! |
302 | 00:15:45,653 | 00:15:50,033 | And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, | And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date, |
303 | 00:15:50,116 | 00:15:51,947 | Liverpool has more museums and galleries... | Liverpool has more museums and galleries... |
304 | 00:15:52,702 | 00:15:56,163 | Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. | Welcome to Goodison Park. I'm Arlo White here with Chris Powell. |
305 | 00:15:56,248 | 00:15:58,957 | - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo! | - Okay, guys! Got some snacks here! - Whoo-hoo! |
306 | 00:15:59,042 | 00:16:02,381 | Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! | Let's try not to eat them all in the first half. Come on, Richmond! |
307 | 00:16:02,461 | 00:16:05,052 | It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, | It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond, |
308 | 00:16:05,131 | 00:16:08,011 | in 18th and staring relegation in the face. | in 18th and staring relegation in the face. |
309 | 00:16:08,092 | 00:16:10,222 | The last time Richmond left here with a win, | The last time Richmond left here with a win, |
310 | 00:16:10,303 | 00:16:14,984 | the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." | the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never." |
311 | 00:16:15,057 | 00:16:18,477 | And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. | And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight. |
312 | 00:16:19,354 | 00:16:21,484 | - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah. | - Nate, can I speak with you, please? - Yeah. |
313 | 00:16:25,943 | 00:16:27,283 | You all right? | You all right? |
314 | 00:16:27,361 | 00:16:31,581 | I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, | I wanted to apologize for last night. I bit your head off for no good reason, |
315 | 00:16:31,658 | 00:16:34,097 | and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. | and I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me. |
316 | 00:16:34,536 | 00:16:36,326 | Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course. | Yeah, of cour... Yes, of course. |
317 | 00:16:36,413 | 00:16:40,962 | Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. | Thank you. Also, I read through your thoughts. |
318 | 00:16:41,043 | 00:16:42,962 | - Yeah. - They're great. | - Yeah. - They're great. |
319 | 00:16:44,546 | 00:16:46,546 | And I agree with every last one of 'em. | And I agree with every last one of 'em. |
320 | 00:16:46,631 | 00:16:48,511 | But I can't say this to them. | But I can't say this to them. |
321 | 00:16:48,591 | 00:16:50,591 | - But they need to hear it. - I agree. | - But they need to hear it. - I agree. |
322 | 00:16:51,385 | 00:16:52,586 | That's why you're gonna do it. | That's why you're gonna do it. |
323 | 00:16:53,554 | 00:16:54,554 | Are you drunk? | Are you drunk? |
324 | 00:16:54,639 | 00:16:57,269 | You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. | You're giving the pregame talk, and you're gonna read them this. |
325 | 00:16:58,851 | 00:17:01,522 | - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun. | - I ju... I don't know. - It'll be fun. |
326 | 00:17:03,524 | 00:17:05,034 | No. No, no, no. | No. No, no, no. |
327 | 00:17:06,276 | 00:17:07,316 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
328 | 00:17:07,986 | 00:17:09,145 | All right, listen up, fellas. | All right, listen up, fellas. |
329 | 00:17:09,238 | 00:17:12,028 | As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. | As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber. |
330 | 00:17:12,115 | 00:17:15,365 | So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas | So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas |
331 | 00:17:15,451 | 00:17:17,162 | about you guys and today's game. | about you guys and today's game. |
332 | 00:17:17,246 | 00:17:18,365 | So let's focus up. | So let's focus up. |
333 | 00:17:18,453 | 00:17:20,084 | - All yours, Nate. - Okay. | - All yours, Nate. - Okay. |
334 | 00:17:27,005 | 00:17:29,964 | - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this. | - Let's go, Nate. - Come on, boy. You got this. |
335 | 00:17:30,049 | 00:17:33,049 | - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. | - You got this, Nate. It's okay. - Okay. Thank you. Let's do it. |
336 | 00:17:35,721 | 00:17:37,311 | - Isaac. - Hmm? | - Isaac. - Hmm? |
337 | 00:17:39,226 | 00:17:41,516 | Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? | Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got this, bruv, all right? |
338 | 00:17:41,603 | 00:17:42,653 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
339 | 00:17:42,729 | 00:17:44,058 | I've noticed of late... | I've noticed of late... |
340 | 00:17:49,236 | 00:17:51,355 | that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. | that you've been playing like a big, dumb pussy. |
341 | 00:17:54,991 | 00:17:55,991 | Wow. | Wow. |
342 | 00:17:56,826 | 00:17:58,346 | What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? | What the fuck did you say to me, bruv? |
343 | 00:17:59,453 | 00:18:02,463 | You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. | You're more concerned about looking tough than actually being tough. |
344 | 00:18:02,540 | 00:18:04,727 | There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. | There's a way to be intimidating without being physical. |
345 | 00:18:04,750 | 00:18:06,590 | I hope you don't mind me saying. | I hope you don't mind me saying. |
346 | 00:18:06,670 | 00:18:07,920 | Um... | Um... |
347 | 00:18:08,005 | 00:18:09,835 | - Sam. - Oh, no. | - Sam. - Oh, no. |
348 | 00:18:09,923 | 00:18:11,803 | You're constantly getting beat on the wings. | You're constantly getting beat on the wings. |
349 | 00:18:11,884 | 00:18:13,068 | It's 'cause you're indecisive. | It's 'cause you're indecisive. |
350 | 00:18:13,093 | 00:18:14,853 | You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. | You second-guess more than a shitty psychic. |
351 | 00:18:15,679 | 00:18:17,990 | The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts | The only African I know more imprisoned by their own thoughts |
352 | 00:18:18,015 | 00:18:19,345 | is goddamn Nelson Mandela. | is goddamn Nelson Mandela. |
353 | 00:18:22,102 | 00:18:23,102 | Did you hear that? | Did you hear that? |
354 | 00:18:23,186 | 00:18:26,124 | You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. | You think that's funny, do you, Colin? You and all your fancy step over bullshit. |
355 | 00:18:26,147 | 00:18:27,827 | Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? | Let me ask you this. Do you wax your pubes? |
356 | 00:18:28,650 | 00:18:29,569 | What? | What? |
357 | 00:18:29,651 | 00:18:31,921 | Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. | Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no. |
358 | 00:18:31,944 | 00:18:32,984 | No. | No. |
359 | 00:18:33,070 | 00:18:35,270 | Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? | Then why are you always trying to play like a Brazilian? |
360 | 00:18:35,740 | 00:18:36,740 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
361 | 00:18:38,242 | 00:18:39,242 | What just happened? | What just happened? |
362 | 00:18:39,286 | 00:18:41,536 | - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo. | - Uh, Rojas. - Whoo! Roast me, amigo. |
363 | 00:18:41,622 | 00:18:43,672 | All right. You say that football is life, right? | All right. You say that football is life, right? |
364 | 00:18:43,749 | 00:18:45,249 | Football is life. | Football is life. |
365 | 00:18:45,334 | 00:18:47,753 | - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - Oh! | - Yeah, well, then your defense is death. - Oh! |
366 | 00:18:47,836 | 00:18:50,898 | The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. | The only person I've seen lose their man more often is Carrie fucking Bradshaw. |
367 | 00:18:50,923 | 00:18:52,762 | Oh! | Oh! |
368 | 00:18:52,840 | 00:18:54,641 | - Sex and the City. - Shh. | - Sex and the City. - Shh. |
369 | 00:18:56,595 | 00:18:58,255 | - Yeah. - Tough but fair. | - Yeah. - Tough but fair. |
370 | 00:18:58,346 | 00:18:59,636 | Right. Roy. | Right. Roy. |
371 | 00:19:09,607 | 00:19:12,238 | Go on. Say what you're gonna say. | Go on. Say what you're gonna say. |
372 | 00:19:13,694 | 00:19:14,775 | Okay. | Okay. |
373 | 00:19:17,782 | 00:19:19,282 | Don't read it. | Don't read it. |
374 | 00:19:20,576 | 00:19:21,866 | Say it to my face. | Say it to my face. |
375 | 00:19:23,579 | 00:19:25,500 | The great Roy Kent. | The great Roy Kent. |
376 | 00:19:26,875 | 00:19:28,335 | You're old now. | You're old now. |
377 | 00:19:29,795 | 00:19:33,164 | And slow. And your focus drifts. | And slow. And your focus drifts. |
378 | 00:19:33,257 | 00:19:35,936 | But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. | But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are. |
379 | 00:19:36,844 | 00:19:39,763 | It's your anger. That's your superpower. | It's your anger. That's your superpower. |
380 | 00:19:39,846 | 00:19:42,967 | That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. | That's what made you one of the best midfielders in the history of this league. |
381 | 00:19:43,099 | 00:19:45,559 | But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. | But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy. |
382 | 00:19:45,644 | 00:19:48,273 | I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. | I mean, you used to run like you were angry at the grass. |
383 | 00:19:48,355 | 00:19:51,684 | You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. | You'd kick the ball like you'd caught it fucking your wife, for Christ's sake. |
384 | 00:19:52,942 | 00:19:55,653 | But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. | But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play. |
385 | 00:19:55,737 | 00:19:57,197 | But it's still in there. | But it's still in there. |
386 | 00:19:59,074 | 00:20:02,273 | And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. | And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself. |
387 | 00:20:23,140 | 00:20:24,559 | Ooh! | Ooh! |
388 | 00:20:28,895 | 00:20:30,145 | Let's go get these fuckers. | Let's go get these fuckers. |
389 | 00:20:36,903 | 00:20:38,574 | See? Told you it'd be fun. | See? Told you it'd be fun. |
390 | 00:20:48,289 | 00:20:53,630 | And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. | And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0. |
391 | 00:20:53,711 | 00:20:57,011 | - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. | - Yes, Ted! Yeah! - Thanks to a rare goal from Roy Kent. |
392 | 00:20:57,089 | 00:20:58,680 | Kent was absolutely brilliant today. | Kent was absolutely brilliant today. |
393 | 00:20:58,759 | 00:20:59,888 | He was like a man possessed. | He was like a man possessed. |
394 | 00:20:59,968 | 00:21:03,218 | Yeah! | Yeah! |
395 | 00:21:03,305 | 00:21:05,055 | We know we are, we're sure we are. | We know we are, we're sure we are. |
396 | 00:21:05,140 | 00:21:06,809 | We're Richmond till we die. | We're Richmond till we die. |
397 | 00:21:06,892 | 00:21:08,452 | We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... | We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond... |
398 | 00:21:08,477 | 00:21:09,557 | Oh, my God! | Oh, my God! |
399 | 00:21:10,186 | 00:21:11,936 | Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. | Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah. |
400 | 00:21:12,021 | 00:21:13,571 | - Ted! - Hey! | - Ted! - Hey! |
401 | 00:21:14,106 | 00:21:16,436 | - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss. | - Congratulations. - Thanks, boss. |
402 | 00:21:16,527 | 00:21:18,777 | Could I, uh, just introduce you to... | Could I, uh, just introduce you to... |
403 | 00:21:18,862 | 00:21:21,991 | - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. | - Sassy Smurf! - Marlboro Man! Oh, my God. |
404 | 00:21:22,657 | 00:21:24,488 | We know we are, we're sure we are... | We know we are, we're sure we are... |
405 | 00:21:25,911 | 00:21:28,290 | - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise! | - I didn't know you were here. - Surprise! |
406 | 00:21:28,372 | 00:21:30,291 | I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. | I've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. |
407 | 00:21:30,374 | 00:21:31,834 | Oh, yeah? How come? | Oh, yeah? How come? |
408 | 00:21:31,916 | 00:21:35,497 | 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. | 'Cause you and your crazy hair keep popping up every time I turn on my TV. |
409 | 00:21:39,633 | 00:21:41,472 | Oi! Listen up! | Oi! Listen up! |
410 | 00:21:42,219 | 00:21:44,429 | None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. | None of you are going back to the hotel tonight. |
411 | 00:21:44,512 | 00:21:48,063 | 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! | 'Cause we did something today that no one thought we could do, including us! |
412 | 00:21:48,141 | 00:21:50,060 | So, we're going out, we're celebrating, | So, we're going out, we're celebrating, |
413 | 00:21:50,143 | 00:21:52,482 | and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! | and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face! |
414 | 00:21:55,731 | 00:21:58,112 | Roy! Roy! Where are we going? | Roy! Roy! Where are we going? |
415 | 00:21:59,068 | 00:22:00,148 | Keeley? | Keeley? |
416 | 00:22:03,240 | 00:22:05,450 | Well, Liverpool has much to offer. | Well, Liverpool has much to offer. |
417 | 00:22:05,534 | 00:22:09,584 | From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... | From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of... |
418 | 00:22:09,663 | 00:22:14,042 | -I said maybe -Said maybe | -I said maybe -Said maybe |
419 | 00:22:14,125 | 00:22:16,546 | You're gonna be the one that saves me | You're gonna be the one that saves me |
420 | 00:22:16,627 | 00:22:19,337 | Saves me | Saves me |
421 | 00:22:19,423 | 00:22:23,393 | And after all | And after all |
422 | 00:22:24,553 | 00:22:29,732 | You're my wonderwall | You're my wonderwall |
423 | 00:22:30,976 | 00:22:32,226 | I'm going for a smoke. | I'm going for a smoke. |
424 | 00:22:32,310 | 00:22:33,941 | - Can I join you? - Come on. | - Can I join you? - Come on. |
425 | 00:22:34,770 | 00:22:36,651 | Thank you, Richmond FC! | Thank you, Richmond FC! |
426 | 00:22:40,027 | 00:22:42,237 | So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? | So, what's Marlboro Man's story, then? |
427 | 00:22:42,320 | 00:22:43,961 | 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears | 'Cause I kinda wanna grab him by the ears |
428 | 00:22:44,030 | 00:22:46,701 | and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. | and ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski. |
429 | 00:22:46,782 | 00:22:50,123 | - It's so good to see you, Sass. - You too, Stinky. | - It's so good to see you, Sass. - You too, Stinky. |
430 | 00:22:52,288 | 00:22:54,419 | God. You know, today would've been my... | God. You know, today would've been my... |
431 | 00:22:54,499 | 00:22:57,378 | Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? | Of course I know. Why do you think I'm here? |
432 | 00:22:59,505 | 00:23:00,875 | Mate, I'm so sorry. | Mate, I'm so sorry. |
433 | 00:23:01,757 | 00:23:04,967 | I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. | I'm sorry for disappearing from you, from Nora. |
434 | 00:23:06,803 | 00:23:07,803 | I really am. | I really am. |
435 | 00:23:07,887 | 00:23:10,057 | Thank you for saying that. | Thank you for saying that. |
436 | 00:23:10,140 | 00:23:11,430 | Mm. | Mm. |
437 | 00:23:11,517 | 00:23:13,596 | God, that man took so much from me. | God, that man took so much from me. |
438 | 00:23:14,102 | 00:23:15,402 | No. | No. |
439 | 00:23:15,479 | 00:23:20,608 | Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. | Rupert is a horrible man who built an ivory tower he kept you captive in. |
440 | 00:23:20,692 | 00:23:25,112 | But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. | But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own. |
441 | 00:23:25,989 | 00:23:28,528 | You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. | You're the one who stopped coming home, stopped calling. |
442 | 00:23:28,616 | 00:23:31,866 | Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. | Who made a six-year-old girl wonder what she'd done wrong. |
443 | 00:23:32,828 | 00:23:34,709 | I'll always be your biggest defender, | I'll always be your biggest defender, |
444 | 00:23:34,789 | 00:23:37,789 | but you have to own up to the part that you played. | but you have to own up to the part that you played. |
445 | 00:23:38,335 | 00:23:39,454 | You're right. | You're right. |
446 | 00:23:39,545 | 00:23:41,045 | Course I'm right. I'm always right. | Course I'm right. I'm always right. |
447 | 00:23:41,128 | 00:23:43,148 | You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. | You're not always right. Most of the time you're an arse. |
448 | 00:23:43,173 | 00:23:45,883 | There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. | There you are. Fucking hell. I thought you guys ditched me. |
449 | 00:23:45,968 | 00:23:47,427 | - No! - As if! | - No! - As if! |
450 | 00:23:47,510 | 00:23:51,391 | Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. | Jesus, I didn't know that I had abandonment issues till right now. |
451 | 00:23:51,472 | 00:23:53,103 | Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. | Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next. |
452 | 00:23:53,182 | 00:23:54,103 | - What? - Yeah. | - What? - Yeah. |
453 | 00:23:54,183 | 00:23:55,644 | No, I didn't put a song in. | No, I didn't put a song in. |
454 | 00:23:55,727 | 00:23:58,356 | Well, then someone else must've done it for you. | Well, then someone else must've done it for you. |
455 | 00:23:59,439 | 00:24:00,769 | Who could've done that? | Who could've done that? |
456 | 00:24:00,857 | 00:24:03,107 | See? You are an arse. | See? You are an arse. |
457 | 00:24:03,192 | 00:24:05,742 | Caught in a bad romance | Caught in a bad romance |
458 | 00:24:05,820 | 00:24:09,661 | Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma | Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma |
459 | 00:24:09,740 | 00:24:11,830 | Gaga, ooh-la-la | Gaga, ooh-la-la |
460 | 00:24:11,910 | 00:24:14,289 | Want your bad romance | Want your bad romance |
461 | 00:24:18,666 | 00:24:19,666 | All right, who's next? | All right, who's next? |
462 | 00:24:19,750 | 00:24:21,211 | Me, me, me. | Me, me, me. |
463 | 00:24:22,086 | 00:24:24,297 | Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. | Your turn, Rebecca. Get on up here. |
464 | 00:24:24,381 | 00:24:27,131 | Thank you. Oh, God. | Thank you. Oh, God. |
465 | 00:24:27,217 | 00:24:30,467 | Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. | Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing. |
466 | 00:24:30,554 | 00:24:34,223 | But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. | But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have. |
467 | 00:24:34,307 | 00:24:35,978 | That is me! She's talking about me! | That is me! She's talking about me! |
468 | 00:24:43,025 | 00:24:46,025 | This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. | This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora. |
469 | 00:24:46,653 | 00:24:47,653 | I love you. | I love you. |
470 | 00:24:50,406 | 00:24:53,737 | The snow glows white On the mountain tonight | The snow glows white On the mountain tonight |
471 | 00:24:53,826 | 00:24:56,616 | Not a footprint to be seen | Not a footprint to be seen |
472 | 00:24:57,497 | 00:25:03,247 | A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen | A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen |
473 | 00:25:05,130 | 00:25:11,549 | The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside | The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside |
474 | 00:25:12,095 | 00:25:17,805 | Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried | Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried |
475 | 00:25:19,269 | 00:25:26,028 | Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be | Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be |
476 | 00:25:26,108 | 00:25:32,199 | Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know | Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know |
477 | 00:25:32,281 | 00:25:35,582 | Well, now they know | Well, now they know |
478 | 00:25:35,661 | 00:25:39,211 | Let it go, let it go | Let it go, let it go |
479 | 00:25:39,288 | 00:25:42,499 | Can't hold it back anymore | Can't hold it back anymore |
480 | 00:25:42,584 | 00:25:46,134 | Let it go, let it go | Let it go, let it go |
481 | 00:25:46,212 | 00:25:50,222 | Turn away and slam the door | Turn away and slam the door |
482 | 00:25:50,299 | 00:25:56,720 | I don't care what they're going to say | I don't care what they're going to say |
483 | 00:25:56,807 | 00:26:00,727 | Let the storm rage on | Let the storm rage on |
484 | 00:26:00,810 | 00:26:04,730 | The cold never bothered me anyway | The cold never bothered me anyway |
485 | 00:26:20,122 | 00:26:22,172 | - Ted. - Dad? | - Ted. - Dad? |
486 | 00:26:22,665 | 00:26:23,665 | Ted? | Ted? |
487 | 00:26:25,085 | 00:26:26,085 | Ted. | Ted. |
488 | 00:26:27,253 | 00:26:28,263 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
489 | 00:26:29,631 | 00:26:30,921 | It's okay. | It's okay. |
490 | 00:26:31,549 | 00:26:32,589 | Try to breathe. | Try to breathe. |
491 | 00:26:32,675 | 00:26:37,096 | I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry. | I can't. I don't know what's going on. I'm... I'm sorry. |
492 | 00:26:37,181 | 00:26:40,560 | It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. | It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe. |
493 | 00:26:42,644 | 00:26:43,983 | Am I going crazy? | Am I going crazy? |
494 | 00:26:44,896 | 00:26:46,396 | No more than anyone else. | No more than anyone else. |
495 | 00:26:49,192 | 00:26:50,782 | All right. You're all right. | All right. You're all right. |
496 | 00:26:52,613 | 00:26:57,873 | There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. | There we go. There we go. There we go. Come on. |
497 | 00:26:58,743 | 00:26:59,753 | Come on. | Come on. |
498 | 00:27:05,875 | 00:27:06,955 | There we go. | There we go. |
499 | 00:27:07,711 | 00:27:09,461 | I think I need to call it a night. | I think I need to call it a night. |
500 | 00:27:09,546 | 00:27:13,006 | Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? | Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know? |
501 | 00:27:13,090 | 00:27:15,010 | Would you like me to walk back with you? | Would you like me to walk back with you? |
502 | 00:27:15,885 | 00:27:16,945 | Do you want to take my car? | Do you want to take my car? |
503 | 00:27:16,970 | 00:27:19,849 | No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. | No, no, no. I'm okay. Thank you though. I appreciate it. |
504 | 00:27:19,932 | 00:27:21,682 | - All right. - Okay. | - All right. - Okay. |
505 | 00:27:26,313 | 00:27:29,613 | Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. | Hey, do me a favor. Just, uh, let Beard know I went back to the hotel. |
506 | 00:27:29,691 | 00:27:32,240 | Of course. You just get home safely. | Of course. You just get home safely. |
507 | 00:27:32,318 | 00:27:33,648 | - Okay, thank you. - All right. | - Okay, thank you. - All right. |
508 | 00:27:34,445 | 00:27:35,695 | Okay. | Okay. |
509 | 00:28:52,523 | 00:28:55,114 | - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah. | - Excuse me. Very drunk man coming through. - Yeah. |
510 | 00:28:55,193 | 00:28:58,453 | Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. | Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub. |
511 | 00:28:58,822 | 00:29:01,741 | Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. | Oh, I am so done, Sass. Sorry. |
512 | 00:29:01,825 | 00:29:03,904 | Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. | Think I'm tapping out for the evening too, actually. |
513 | 00:29:03,993 | 00:29:08,084 | So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? | So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself? |
514 | 00:29:08,164 | 00:29:09,954 | Oh, trauma. | Oh, trauma. |
515 | 00:29:10,041 | 00:29:12,422 | - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you. | - All right then. See you later. - Bye. I love you. |
516 | 00:29:12,502 | 00:29:15,423 | Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. | Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt. |
517 | 00:29:15,506 | 00:29:16,506 | He's so drunk. | He's so drunk. |
518 | 00:29:16,589 | 00:29:18,680 | You won't need it, you won't need it. | You won't need it, you won't need it. |
519 | 00:29:18,759 | 00:29:20,429 | Right, want a lift back to the hotel? | Right, want a lift back to the hotel? |
520 | 00:29:20,510 | 00:29:24,770 | Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. | Oh, no. Um, I think I'm gonna walk, actually. |
521 | 00:29:29,060 | 00:29:31,079 | Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. | Unless you want me to come with you, 'cause that I can do. |
522 | 00:29:31,104 | 00:29:33,364 | - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah? | - I'm fine. Really. - Yeah? |
523 | 00:29:33,440 | 00:29:35,529 | Besides, that was yesterday. | Besides, that was yesterday. |
524 | 00:29:37,778 | 00:29:40,417 | - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. | - You're wasting valuable time. - Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going. |
525 | 00:30:00,467 | 00:30:01,636 | Oh, this is me. | Oh, this is me. |
526 | 00:30:02,678 | 00:30:06,347 | Good night. | Good night. |
526 | 00:30:02,678 | 00:30:06,347 | Good night. | Good night. |