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1 00:00:01,877 00:00:03,497 [crowd booing] [crowd booing]
2 00:00:03,586 00:00:05,706 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
3 00:00:06,507 00:00:07,967 [Arlo] You're hearing AFC Richmond [Arlo] You're hearing AFC Richmond
4 00:00:08,050 00:00:10,180 being booed lustily by their home fans, being booed lustily by their home fans,
5 00:00:10,260 00:00:13,470 and you have to say, not without good reason. and you have to say, not without good reason.
6 00:00:13,972 00:00:15,812 2-0. We're better than that! 2-0. We're better than that!
7 00:00:16,683 00:00:20,193 Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put that cross where you wanted it. Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put that cross where you wanted it.
8 00:00:21,104 00:00:22,114 Ah. Forget it, mate. Ah. Forget it, mate.
9 00:00:22,189 00:00:24,689 Hey, would it be too forward if I gave you some advice Hey, would it be too forward if I gave you some advice
10 00:00:24,775 00:00:26,735 that might help improve your game a bit? that might help improve your game a bit?
11 00:00:26,818 00:00:27,818 No. Please, anything. No. Please, anything.
12 00:00:27,903 00:00:31,283 What you need to do is get yourself a time machine, and go back to the moment What you need to do is get yourself a time machine, and go back to the moment
13 00:00:31,365 00:00:34,485 when your mom was about to fuck a sad little man with no athletic talent. when your mom was about to fuck a sad little man with no athletic talent.
14 00:00:34,576 00:00:39,246 Pull her off him, fly her to Argentina, and drop her onto Maradona's cock. Pull her off him, fly her to Argentina, and drop her onto Maradona's cock.
15 00:00:41,124 00:00:42,334 Hope that helps, mate. Hope that helps, mate.
16 00:00:43,252 00:00:44,502 Right, that's it. Right, that's it.
17 00:00:45,212 00:00:47,012 I'm done with you being a prick to everyone. I'm done with you being a prick to everyone.
18 00:00:47,589 00:00:48,759 Ooh. Ooh.
19 00:00:48,841 00:00:53,511 So, either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up. So, either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up.
20 00:00:56,557 00:00:57,557 Fuck it. Let's go. Fuck it. Let's go.
21 00:00:58,016 00:01:00,096 [Roy] Fucking-- [indistinct shouting] [Roy] Fucking-- [indistinct shouting]
22 00:01:00,185 00:01:02,975 -Hey, hey, hey! -[players shouting] -Hey, hey, hey! -[players shouting]
23 00:01:03,647 00:01:05,267 Easy, easy, easy now! Easy, easy, easy now!
24 00:01:05,357 00:01:07,357 Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of my fight club is. Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of my fight club is.
25 00:01:07,442 00:01:10,322 -No fight club! -No fight club. Okay? You understand? -No fight club! -No fight club. Okay? You understand?
26 00:01:11,029 00:01:14,199 For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all. We still got a second half to play. For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all. We still got a second half to play.
27 00:01:14,283 00:01:16,123 Now, please, sit down. Everybody. Now, please, sit down. Everybody.
28 00:01:18,579 00:01:20,079 Gaffer saved you, old man. Gaffer saved you, old man.
29 00:01:24,209 00:01:25,589 Call me old... Call me old...
30 00:01:26,879 00:01:27,879 one more time. one more time.
31 00:01:27,963 00:01:29,763 [player takes deep breath] [player takes deep breath]
32 00:01:32,050 00:01:33,050 Sorry... Sorry...
33 00:01:34,678 00:01:35,888 granddad. granddad.
34 00:01:35,971 00:01:38,601 -I'll fucking kill you! -[all shouting] -I'll fucking kill you! -[all shouting]
35 00:01:38,682 00:01:40,772 [theme music plays] [theme music plays]
36 00:02:00,871 00:02:06,341 Table four is done and shall from now on be known as the boring table. Table four is done and shall from now on be known as the boring table.
37 00:02:06,960 00:02:08,790 But that's where I'm sitting. But that's where I'm sitting.
38 00:02:08,878 00:02:09,878 Oh. Oh.
39 00:02:09,963 00:02:13,763 Ugh. I haven't placed Elaine Kenner. Awful woman. Ugh. I haven't placed Elaine Kenner. Awful woman.
40 00:02:13,842 00:02:17,262 She won't be attending tonight. She was kicked in the face by her horse. She won't be attending tonight. She was kicked in the face by her horse.
41 00:02:17,346 00:02:19,426 Oh. That poor thing. Is the horse okay? Oh. That poor thing. Is the horse okay?
42 00:02:20,557 00:02:22,807 -[whistle blows] -[Ted] Mm-mm-mm. -[whistle blows] -[Ted] Mm-mm-mm.
43 00:02:23,352 00:02:25,852 Looks like we still got ourselves a team divided here. Looks like we still got ourselves a team divided here.
44 00:02:26,522 00:02:28,272 Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now? Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now?
45 00:02:28,357 00:02:30,727 -West Side Story? -You know it. Sharks and Jets. -West Side Story? -You know it. Sharks and Jets.
46 00:02:30,817 00:02:31,817 You think these fellas You think these fellas
47 00:02:31,902 00:02:34,702 could solve their problems with a dance-off at a gymnasium? [chuckles] could solve their problems with a dance-off at a gymnasium? [chuckles]
48 00:02:34,780 00:02:36,410 Course, if memory serves, Course, if memory serves,
49 00:02:36,490 00:02:40,040 Riff and Bernardo ended up getting knifed to death at that particular event. Riff and Bernardo ended up getting knifed to death at that particular event.
50 00:02:40,118 00:02:42,328 No, they didn't die until the rumble afterwards. No, they didn't die until the rumble afterwards.
51 00:02:42,412 00:02:43,502 Oh, right. Right, right, right. Oh, right. Right, right, right.
52 00:02:43,580 00:02:45,580 When I was 15, I was understudy for Anita. When I was 15, I was understudy for Anita.
53 00:02:46,667 00:02:48,917 -All-boys school. -Hmm. -All-boys school. -Hmm.
54 00:02:49,002 00:02:51,712 We have peeled yet another juicy layer of the Nathan onion. We have peeled yet another juicy layer of the Nathan onion.
55 00:02:52,130 00:02:54,380 -[Rebecca] Coach Beard! -Uh-oh. -[Rebecca] Coach Beard! -Uh-oh.
56 00:02:54,466 00:02:58,796 For dinner tonight, it's either chicken or steak! For dinner tonight, it's either chicken or steak!
57 00:02:58,887 00:03:00,347 You can't tick both! You can't tick both!
58 00:03:00,848 00:03:01,968 Okay! Okay!
59 00:03:02,057 00:03:03,477 Busted. Busted.
60 00:03:03,559 00:03:04,689 And Ted! And Ted!
61 00:03:04,768 00:03:05,938 Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
62 00:03:06,019 00:03:09,309 -Yeah! -I need to know who your plus-one is! -Yeah! -I need to know who your plus-one is!
63 00:03:09,398 00:03:12,188 Oh, well, that'd be, uh, Mr. Two Entrées here. Oh, well, that'd be, uh, Mr. Two Entrées here.
64 00:03:12,276 00:03:14,946 No, he's already bringing a date! No, he's already bringing a date!
65 00:03:18,073 00:03:19,323 Hey, you free tonight? Hey, you free tonight?
66 00:03:19,700 00:03:21,910 -Oh, I'm free every night, yeah. -Okay. -Oh, I'm free every night, yeah. -Okay.
67 00:03:21,994 00:03:24,124 -I'm gonna bring Nathan! -Who? -I'm gonna bring Nathan! -Who?
68 00:03:24,496 00:03:26,616 Nate the Great! He's gonna be my date! Nate the Great! He's gonna be my date!
69 00:03:26,707 00:03:29,587 And for obvious reasons, we'd love to be at table eight! And for obvious reasons, we'd love to be at table eight!
70 00:03:30,294 00:03:31,304 No! No!
71 00:03:31,879 00:03:33,459 And Beard, you're having chicken! And Beard, you're having chicken!
72 00:03:37,092 00:03:38,512 -[knocking] -[Ted] Hey, boss. -[knocking] -[Ted] Hey, boss.
73 00:03:38,594 00:03:40,644 Ooh! Pajama Friday? Wish I woulda known. Ooh! Pajama Friday? Wish I woulda known.
74 00:03:40,721 00:03:42,641 Oh, you're gonna get a kick outta this story. Oh, you're gonna get a kick outta this story.
75 00:03:42,723 00:03:44,933 -When I was 17-- -Ted, let me just stop you there -When I was 17-- -Ted, let me just stop you there
76 00:03:45,017 00:03:47,387 before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas. before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas.
77 00:03:47,477 00:03:49,307 Okay. When you change your mind, just let me know, Okay. When you change your mind, just let me know,
78 00:03:49,396 00:03:51,186 'cause this one is a doozy. 'cause this one is a doozy.
79 00:03:51,773 00:03:53,863 Sorry, was there anything you needed? 'Cause I'm really-- Sorry, was there anything you needed? 'Cause I'm really--
80 00:03:53,942 00:03:56,992 I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie could all sit at the same table tonight. I was wondering if me, Roy and Jamie could all sit at the same table tonight.
81 00:03:57,070 00:03:58,070 -Is that possible? -Yes. -Is that possible? -Yes.
82 00:03:58,155 00:04:00,945 Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to mend, and I think that might do the trick. Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to mend, and I think that might do the trick.
83 00:04:01,033 00:04:02,953 -Ted, I just said yes. -Right. -Ted, I just said yes. -Right.
84 00:04:03,785 00:04:06,115 Oh, God, that one's absolutely beautiful, but... Oh, God, that one's absolutely beautiful, but...
85 00:04:07,456 00:04:09,366 I don't think I can get away with that anymore. I don't think I can get away with that anymore.
86 00:04:09,458 00:04:11,378 Sure you could. Fashion's all about confidence. Sure you could. Fashion's all about confidence.
87 00:04:11,460 00:04:14,420 If I didn't have any confidence, I never would've worn pajamas to my prom If I didn't have any confidence, I never would've worn pajamas to my prom
88 00:04:14,505 00:04:15,875 and ended up in jail the rest of that night. and ended up in jail the rest of that night.
89 00:04:15,964 00:04:17,844 But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it. But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it.
90 00:04:17,925 00:04:19,175 You know what? I'll get outta your hair. You know what? I'll get outta your hair.
91 00:04:19,259 00:04:21,799 You're probably all revved up because of the big shindig, right? You're probably all revved up because of the big shindig, right?
92 00:04:21,887 00:04:23,307 No, no, no. I'm absolutely fine. No, no, no. I'm absolutely fine.
93 00:04:23,388 00:04:26,138 I mean, even when Rupert and I were running the gala together, I mean, even when Rupert and I were running the gala together,
94 00:04:26,225 00:04:28,055 I did most of the work myself. I did most of the work myself.
95 00:04:28,143 00:04:29,603 So, uh, I'm not revved up at all. So, uh, I'm not revved up at all.
96 00:04:29,686 00:04:32,556 I'm actually, really, feeling quite mellow. I'm actually, really, feeling quite mellow.
97 00:04:32,648 00:04:34,858 Good afternoon. We have a huge problem. Good afternoon. We have a huge problem.
98 00:04:34,942 00:04:37,822 Our musical guest, Robbie Williams, has canceled. Our musical guest, Robbie Williams, has canceled.
99 00:04:37,903 00:04:38,903 God! God!
100 00:04:38,987 00:04:40,107 Oh, no. Who is that? Oh, no. Who is that?
101 00:04:40,197 00:04:44,947 No, no, no. That's absolutely fine. It's not a problem. Let me just think. No, no, no. That's absolutely fine. It's not a problem. Let me just think.
102 00:04:45,035 00:04:47,195 All right, here's what we're going to do, Higgins. All right, here's what we're going to do, Higgins.
103 00:04:47,287 00:04:50,367 Tonight, when I tell everyone that Robbie has canceled, Tonight, when I tell everyone that Robbie has canceled,
104 00:04:50,457 00:04:54,087 by then it won't matter because you will have found someone better. by then it won't matter because you will have found someone better.
105 00:04:54,461 00:04:56,171 -There ya are. -Right. -There ya are. -Right.
106 00:04:56,255 00:05:00,085 I am a world-class problem solver. I am a world-class problem solver.
107 00:05:00,175 00:05:03,545 There it is. Oh. You got it. Oh. Catch it! Yep! Ho! Look at that! There it is. Oh. You got it. Oh. Catch it! Yep! Ho! Look at that!
108 00:05:04,555 00:05:06,135 You got this, Higgins! You got this, Higgins!
109 00:05:06,223 00:05:08,183 And Rebecca's grateful for all your hard work! And Rebecca's grateful for all your hard work!
110 00:05:08,267 00:05:09,267 [Higgins] Thank you, Ted! [Higgins] Thank you, Ted!
111 00:05:14,982 00:05:15,982 Mm. Mm.
112 00:05:16,984 00:05:18,494 No. I hate it, babe. No. I hate it, babe.
113 00:05:18,569 00:05:21,779 It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips. It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips.
114 00:05:21,864 00:05:23,034 There's no graffiti. There's no graffiti.
115 00:05:25,409 00:05:26,489 No graffiti. No graffiti.
116 00:05:27,077 00:05:29,037 Mad. I look like a banker. Mad. I look like a banker.
117 00:05:29,121 00:05:31,581 Not with trousers that tight around the crotch, you don't. Not with trousers that tight around the crotch, you don't.
118 00:05:31,665 00:05:34,285 Fine. I look like a banker with a great cock. Fine. I look like a banker with a great cock.
119 00:05:34,376 00:05:36,456 Babe, if those existed, we wouldn't be together. Babe, if those existed, we wouldn't be together.
120 00:05:37,713 00:05:39,423 [Jamie scoffs] Whatever. [Jamie scoffs] Whatever.
121 00:05:39,840 00:05:40,840 [Keeley] Okay. [Keeley] Okay.
122 00:05:40,924 00:05:44,724 Look, you're gonna get more endorsements when you start embracing high fashion. Look, you're gonna get more endorsements when you start embracing high fashion.
123 00:05:44,803 00:05:46,563 I'm just trying to help build up your brand. I'm just trying to help build up your brand.
124 00:05:47,681 00:05:49,391 Jamie, no. What are you doing? Jamie, no. What are you doing?
125 00:05:49,474 00:05:50,684 I'm doing... I'm doing...
126 00:05:51,852 00:05:52,902 style. style.
127 00:05:53,770 00:05:57,150 Yeah, people don't know it, but I'm good at this fashion shit. Yeah, people don't know it, but I'm good at this fashion shit.
128 00:05:57,232 00:05:59,612 -Are you? -Yeah, I'm like a progeny. -Are you? -Yeah, I'm like a progeny.
129 00:05:59,985 00:06:01,025 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
130 00:06:01,820 00:06:03,320 Oi. Down, boy. Oi. Down, boy.
131 00:06:04,239 00:06:05,409 -[panting] -Mm-hmm. -[panting] -Mm-hmm.
132 00:06:05,490 00:06:07,240 That's a good boy. Find the treat, yeah. That's a good boy. Find the treat, yeah.
133 00:06:09,828 00:06:11,158 Hey, hon. Hey, hon.
134 00:06:11,246 00:06:14,366 Shoot, I was hoping I'd catch ya. Uh, got your message. Shoot, I was hoping I'd catch ya. Uh, got your message.
135 00:06:14,458 00:06:17,458 Playing a little phone tag, it appears. And you are now it. Playing a little phone tag, it appears. And you are now it.
136 00:06:17,961 00:06:19,711 Um-- Oh, hey. Guess what. Um-- Oh, hey. Guess what.
137 00:06:19,796 00:06:21,966 I'm wearing the suit you told me I should bring. I'm wearing the suit you told me I should bring.
138 00:06:22,049 00:06:24,469 You were right, as always. [chuckles] You were right, as always. [chuckles]
139 00:06:24,551 00:06:29,521 Uh, yeah. Okay, so, uh, that's it. I love-- I miss ya. Uh, yeah. Okay, so, uh, that's it. I love-- I miss ya.
140 00:06:29,598 00:06:32,138 And, uh, just go ahead and give the little guy a squeeze for me. And, uh, just go ahead and give the little guy a squeeze for me.
141 00:06:32,226 00:06:33,636 I'll talk to you soon. Bye. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
142 00:06:33,727 00:06:35,347 [playing rock music] [playing rock music]
143 00:06:35,771 00:06:37,401 Hey. All right, now. Hey. All right, now.
144 00:06:37,481 00:06:39,151 Gotta love a troubadour. Gotta love a troubadour.
145 00:06:39,233 00:06:40,323 Here we go. Here we go.
146 00:06:41,985 00:06:43,945 Holy moly, look at you. Whoo! Holy moly, look at you. Whoo!
147 00:06:44,029 00:06:45,489 -Hope I'm not too early. -No. -Hope I'm not too early. -No.
148 00:06:45,572 00:06:47,372 Or too late. I was trying to go for somewhere in between. Or too late. I was trying to go for somewhere in between.
149 00:06:47,449 00:06:49,279 Yeah, no. You threaded that needle perfectly, Nate. Yeah, no. You threaded that needle perfectly, Nate.
150 00:06:49,368 00:06:50,538 -Oh, good. -Yeah, nailed it. -Oh, good. -Yeah, nailed it.
151 00:06:51,119 00:06:52,789 Hey, let me ask you something. Hey, let me ask you something.
152 00:06:52,871 00:06:55,211 Are you one of those guys that likes it if your friends tell you Are you one of those guys that likes it if your friends tell you
153 00:06:55,290 00:06:58,210 -you got a piece of food in your teeth? -Oh, absolutely, yeah. -you got a piece of food in your teeth? -Oh, absolutely, yeah.
154 00:06:58,293 00:07:01,053 Okay, good. 'Cause that suit does not fit at all. Okay, good. 'Cause that suit does not fit at all.
155 00:07:01,129 00:07:02,549 -Really? -Yeah. -Really? -Yeah.
156 00:07:02,631 00:07:05,761 [groans] I was gonna buy one, but, you know, they're so expensive. [groans] I was gonna buy one, but, you know, they're so expensive.
157 00:07:05,843 00:07:07,683 -I just thought I'd borrow my dad's. -Oh, I hear ya. -I just thought I'd borrow my dad's. -Oh, I hear ya.
158 00:07:08,262 00:07:10,432 Hey. We'll make a little pit stop. Come on, follow me. Hey. We'll make a little pit stop. Come on, follow me.
159 00:07:10,514 00:07:11,354 Yeah. Yeah.
160 00:07:14,476 00:07:15,686 [photographers clamoring] [photographers clamoring]
161 00:07:16,812 00:07:18,862 What you lookin' at? Hmm? Hmm? What you lookin' at? Hmm? Hmm?
162 00:07:18,939 00:07:22,439 You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah? You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah?
163 00:07:22,526 00:07:23,736 This is great. [laughs] This is great. [laughs]
164 00:07:23,819 00:07:26,489 Hey, uh, thank you, guys, so much for taking my picture. Hey, uh, thank you, guys, so much for taking my picture.
165 00:07:26,572 00:07:28,822 -What are your names? -[clamoring] -What are your names? -[clamoring]
166 00:07:28,907 00:07:31,237 So you're Jerry, and you're Dave. So you're Jerry, and you're Dave.
167 00:07:31,326 00:07:33,196 What you all came for. What you all came for.
168 00:07:33,287 00:07:35,707 Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow. Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow.
169 00:07:36,331 00:07:37,541 Confused look. Confused look.
170 00:07:39,126 00:07:41,126 Yeah, now for the one that you'll actually use. Yeah, now for the one that you'll actually use.
171 00:07:41,211 00:07:43,011 [photographer] That's it, darling. How about a kiss? [photographer] That's it, darling. How about a kiss?
172 00:07:46,466 00:07:47,756 [Keeley chuckles] [Keeley chuckles]
173 00:07:47,843 00:07:50,053 -Romance is not dead. -Guys, sorry, sorry. I just-- -Romance is not dead. -Guys, sorry, sorry. I just--
174 00:07:50,137 00:07:51,757 -Gonna let them take a picture. -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -Gonna let them take a picture. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.
175 00:07:51,847 00:07:53,267 I just need to get inside. Okay. I just need to get inside. Okay.
176 00:07:53,891 00:07:55,731 [photographer 2] Rebecca, over here! [photographer 2] Rebecca, over here!
177 00:07:55,809 00:07:57,849 -[photographer 3] Nice, ladies. -Rebecca, over here! -[photographer 3] Nice, ladies. -Rebecca, over here!
178 00:07:57,936 00:07:59,976 -[photographer 3] You look perfect. -[photographer 2] Now, look to your left. -[photographer 3] You look perfect. -[photographer 2] Now, look to your left.
179 00:08:00,063 00:08:01,063 I hate this part. I hate this part.
180 00:08:01,148 00:08:03,278 -[photographer 3] Miss Welton. -[photographer 2] Lovely. Nice. -[photographer 3] Miss Welton. -[photographer 2] Lovely. Nice.
181 00:08:03,358 00:08:04,688 Hey. Hey.
182 00:08:04,776 00:08:06,736 Just put one foot in front of the other, yeah? Just put one foot in front of the other, yeah?
183 00:08:06,820 00:08:09,780 And then put your hand on your hip and make, like, a claw shape. And then put your hand on your hip and make, like, a claw shape.
184 00:08:10,324 00:08:11,534 It's the most flattering. It's the most flattering.
185 00:08:12,701 00:08:14,451 -Rebecca, give us a smile. -Rebecca! -Rebecca, give us a smile. -Rebecca!
186 00:08:14,536 00:08:16,036 [photographers clamoring] [photographers clamoring]
187 00:08:16,121 00:08:17,581 [shutters clicking] [shutters clicking]
188 00:08:17,664 00:08:20,294 Aw, look at her. She's fucking fit! Aw, look at her. She's fucking fit!
189 00:08:20,375 00:08:22,285 [laughs] [laughs]
190 00:08:22,377 00:08:24,957 [jazz music playing] [jazz music playing]
191 00:08:30,886 00:08:33,046 [music continues] [music continues]
192 00:08:34,222 00:08:36,182 Don't strut. Let the suit do the work. Don't strut. Let the suit do the work.
193 00:08:39,727 00:08:40,897 Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo.
194 00:08:41,813 00:08:44,023 Ted Lasso. My God. Ted Lasso. My God.
195 00:08:44,107 00:08:45,227 Right back at ya, boss. Right back at ya, boss.
196 00:08:45,317 00:08:47,317 I had a hunch you were gonna pick this dress. I had a hunch you were gonna pick this dress.
197 00:08:47,402 00:08:49,322 And may I say, you are wearing the heck out of it. And may I say, you are wearing the heck out of it.
198 00:08:49,821 00:08:50,821 Thank you. Thank you.
199 00:08:50,906 00:08:53,276 Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh? Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh?
200 00:08:53,367 00:08:54,487 Great to see you again. Great to see you again.
201 00:08:54,576 00:08:56,366 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
202 00:08:57,579 00:08:59,999 -If you'll both excuse me. -[Ted] Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing. -If you'll both excuse me. -[Ted] Absolutely, yeah. Go do your thing.
203 00:09:01,500 00:09:03,500 Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Look, there's Beard over there. Oh. Oh, oh, oh. Look, there's Beard over there.
204 00:09:03,919 00:09:05,839 -That's his new gal, Jane. -[Nathan] Oh. -That's his new gal, Jane. -[Nathan] Oh.
205 00:09:05,921 00:09:08,341 Yeah, they met at his Friday night chess club. Yeah, they met at his Friday night chess club.
206 00:09:08,423 00:09:10,223 Apparently, they liked each other's moves. Apparently, they liked each other's moves.
207 00:09:10,300 00:09:11,840 [chuckles] [chuckles]
208 00:09:12,803 00:09:13,973 Oh, that wasn't a joke. Oh, that wasn't a joke.
209 00:09:14,054 00:09:15,064 Was it not? Was it not?
210 00:09:15,556 00:09:16,556 Oh, I guess it kinda was. Oh, I guess it kinda was.
211 00:09:16,640 00:09:21,560 -[photographers clamoring] -No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No. -[photographers clamoring] -No. No. Fuck off. Fuck you. No. No.
212 00:09:22,521 00:09:23,521 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know.
213 00:09:27,109 00:09:29,439 This is gonna be so uncomfortable. This is gonna be so uncomfortable.
214 00:09:29,528 00:09:32,658 -I'm switching tables. -No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here. -I'm switching tables. -No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here.
215 00:09:32,739 00:09:33,779 This is my doing. This is my doing.
216 00:09:33,866 00:09:36,076 I parent trapped y'all. Take a seat. I parent trapped y'all. Take a seat.
217 00:09:38,662 00:09:41,832 Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. Now, listen. You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half.
218 00:09:41,915 00:09:43,455 And when it comes to locker rooms, And when it comes to locker rooms,
219 00:09:43,542 00:09:45,542 I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits.
220 00:09:45,627 00:09:47,417 I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear? I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?
221 00:09:47,504 00:09:48,714 So we're fixing this. So we're fixing this.
222 00:09:48,797 00:09:50,797 Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go. Tell me what's the biggest issue you got with each other. Go.
223 00:09:50,883 00:09:52,053 He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit.
224 00:09:52,134 00:09:54,804 If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear. If his brain was on fire, I wouldn't piss in his ear.
225 00:09:54,887 00:09:57,217 Well, hey. You don't need to be best friends to be great teammates. Well, hey. You don't need to be best friends to be great teammates.
226 00:09:57,306 00:10:00,386 Think about Shaq and Kobe, right? Lennon and McCartney. Think about Shaq and Kobe, right? Lennon and McCartney.
227 00:10:00,475 00:10:02,685 Heck, even Woody and Buzz got under each other's plastic. Heck, even Woody and Buzz got under each other's plastic.
228 00:10:02,769 00:10:03,939 Wasn't Woody made out of cloth? Wasn't Woody made out of cloth?
229 00:10:04,021 00:10:06,111 I appreciate you, Nate, but now's not the time. I appreciate you, Nate, but now's not the time.
230 00:10:06,773 00:10:08,983 You know what all those dynamic duos had in common? You know what all those dynamic duos had in common?
231 00:10:09,067 00:10:10,147 Mutual respect. Mutual respect.
232 00:10:10,777 00:10:13,857 Y'all gotta find some common ground. So who wants to get the ball rollin'? Y'all gotta find some common ground. So who wants to get the ball rollin'?
233 00:10:13,947 00:10:15,197 I do. I do.
234 00:10:16,074 00:10:20,204 Nate, that's a very nice suit. I think you look chic. Nate, that's a very nice suit. I think you look chic.
235 00:10:20,287 00:10:24,457 Oh, thank you. It's actually only the second suit I've ever owned. Oh, thank you. It's actually only the second suit I've ever owned.
236 00:10:24,541 00:10:27,591 The first one was my suit when I was a naked baby. The first one was my suit when I was a naked baby.
237 00:10:31,215 00:10:33,125 Sorry, it's funny when Ted says it. I-- Sorry, it's funny when Ted says it. I--
238 00:10:33,217 00:10:34,547 Well, the term "birthday suit" Well, the term "birthday suit"
239 00:10:34,635 00:10:36,675 -woulda helped you a ton there, yeah. -Oh, God, yeah. -woulda helped you a ton there, yeah. -Oh, God, yeah.
240 00:10:36,762 00:10:39,352 Come on, let's try this again, all right? Hey, Jamie. You wanna go? Come on, let's try this again, all right? Hey, Jamie. You wanna go?
241 00:10:39,431 00:10:40,971 -Pass. -[chuckles] -Pass. -[chuckles]
242 00:10:41,850 00:10:43,390 -Roy. -He's a piece of shit. -Roy. -He's a piece of shit.
243 00:10:43,477 00:10:45,517 You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay. You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay.
244 00:10:45,604 00:10:47,984 Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot. Here's an idea that's gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot.
245 00:10:48,065 00:10:49,185 Who needs a drink? Who needs a drink?
246 00:10:53,237 00:10:54,567 [Higgins inhales] [Higgins inhales]
247 00:10:54,655 00:10:56,155 Any progress with the musical guest? Any progress with the musical guest?
248 00:10:56,240 00:10:57,780 I've talked to a number of agents I've talked to a number of agents
249 00:10:57,866 00:11:01,826 and made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it. and made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it.
250 00:11:01,912 00:11:03,752 Process of elimination. We're on our way. Process of elimination. We're on our way.
251 00:11:07,000 00:11:08,170 Hey, there she is. Hey, there she is.
252 00:11:09,586 00:11:11,046 Oh, you're working on your speech, huh? Oh, you're working on your speech, huh?
253 00:11:11,755 00:11:15,375 Rupert was always very good at the public speaking part. Rupert was always very good at the public speaking part.
254 00:11:15,467 00:11:16,887 Hey, here's a little trick of the trade. Hey, here's a little trick of the trade.
255 00:11:16,969 00:11:20,429 Just make fun of yourself right off the bat, a little joke. Just make fun of yourself right off the bat, a little joke.
256 00:11:20,514 00:11:21,524 Folks will love that. Folks will love that.
257 00:11:21,598 00:11:24,388 Okay, so, what should I make fun of myself about? Okay, so, what should I make fun of myself about?
258 00:11:24,476 00:11:28,516 [inhales] Right, right, right. [stammers] Um... [inhales] Right, right, right. [stammers] Um...
259 00:11:30,732 00:11:35,152 You know-- You know what would be, uh-- No. Okay. You know-- You know what would be, uh-- No. Okay.
260 00:11:35,237 00:11:37,237 You're not gonna walk into that one, are you, Ted? You're not gonna walk into that one, are you, Ted?
261 00:11:37,322 00:11:39,492 No, ma'am. Nope, nope, nope. Okay. No, ma'am. Nope, nope, nope. Okay.
262 00:11:40,951 00:11:42,161 Good luck though. Good luck though.
263 00:11:43,453 00:11:46,673 Oh, oh, oh. You know what? I thought of something. No, no, no. Oh, oh, oh. You know what? I thought of something. No, no, no.
264 00:11:47,457 00:11:49,997 -Queen to rook four. -Ooh. -Queen to rook four. -Ooh.
265 00:11:50,085 00:11:52,335 Wait, are y'all playing a game without a board? Wait, are y'all playing a game without a board?
266 00:11:53,547 00:11:56,007 [whispering] Sorry to interrupt. My fault. Sorry. Carry on. [whispering] Sorry to interrupt. My fault. Sorry. Carry on.
267 00:11:57,634 00:11:59,644 -Knight to king five. -[chuckles] -Knight to king five. -[chuckles]
268 00:12:00,429 00:12:01,429 [Coach Beard chuckles] [Coach Beard chuckles]
269 00:12:01,513 00:12:03,563 [cheers, applause] [cheers, applause]
270 00:12:04,600 00:12:05,770 Good evening, Good evening,
271 00:12:05,851 00:12:10,651 and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children. and welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children.
272 00:12:11,064 00:12:15,614 If I could hug each of you as a thank you for your kind donations, well... If I could hug each of you as a thank you for your kind donations, well...
273 00:12:16,528 00:12:19,568 I probably wouldn't because, as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger. I probably wouldn't because, as we all know, I'm not much of a hugger.
274 00:12:19,656 00:12:21,576 [guests laughing] [guests laughing]
275 00:12:21,658 00:12:25,828 Now, I do hope you've all brought your checkbooks with you for our auction later. Now, I do hope you've all brought your checkbooks with you for our auction later.
276 00:12:25,913 00:12:31,843 Because you can all bid on our very own Richmond players. Because you can all bid on our very own Richmond players.
277 00:12:31,919 00:12:33,839 -[chuckles] -[guests cheer] -[chuckles] -[guests cheer]
278 00:12:34,296 00:12:39,716 Same rule as always, no hanky-panky unless the player signs a waiver. Same rule as always, no hanky-panky unless the player signs a waiver.
279 00:12:39,801 00:12:40,801 [guests laughing] [guests laughing]
280 00:12:41,470 00:12:42,470 Rupert? Rupert?
281 00:12:43,847 00:12:44,887 Hello, darling. Hello, darling.
282 00:12:44,973 00:12:47,813 What a... lovely surprise. What a... lovely surprise.
283 00:12:47,893 00:12:49,903 Oh. Weren't you expecting me? Oh. Weren't you expecting me?
284 00:12:51,396 00:12:53,146 Only 'cause you RSVP'd no. Only 'cause you RSVP'd no.
285 00:12:53,232 00:12:56,492 Well, one of the perks of being a wealthy good-for-nothing. Well, one of the perks of being a wealthy good-for-nothing.
286 00:12:56,568 00:12:59,778 Sometimes my nights just magically free up. Sometimes my nights just magically free up.
287 00:12:59,863 00:13:02,823 -[guests laugh] -Ooh. May I? Thank you. -[guests laugh] -Ooh. May I? Thank you.
288 00:13:03,575 00:13:09,365 Gals and gents, with your help, we raised £800,000 last year. Gals and gents, with your help, we raised £800,000 last year.
289 00:13:09,456 00:13:11,456 [cheers, applause] [cheers, applause]
290 00:13:11,542 00:13:14,292 And this year, hopefully even more. And this year, hopefully even more.
291 00:13:14,378 00:13:18,508 Well, I know I'm crashing your party, but I so badly wanna help. Well, I know I'm crashing your party, but I so badly wanna help.
292 00:13:18,590 00:13:21,300 My fingers and toes are crossed that you will have me. My fingers and toes are crossed that you will have me.
293 00:13:21,385 00:13:22,385 Of course. Of course.
294 00:13:23,136 00:13:24,886 Uh, let's get him a seat at the boring table. Uh, let's get him a seat at the boring table.
295 00:13:24,972 00:13:27,272 -Oh-ho! [chuckles] -[Rebecca] Only joking. -Oh-ho! [chuckles] -[Rebecca] Only joking.
296 00:13:27,349 00:13:29,599 Table four. Rupert Mannion, everyone. Table four. Rupert Mannion, everyone.
297 00:13:29,685 00:13:32,435 [cheering] [cheering]
298 00:13:37,067 00:13:38,147 Thanks, doll. Thanks, doll.
299 00:13:44,199 00:13:45,529 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
300 00:13:46,535 00:13:48,035 -Thank you. -Oh, that-- -Thank you. -Oh, that--
301 00:13:48,120 00:13:51,420 -[Isaac laughs] -Nathe, Nathe, Nathe. Come on. -[Isaac laughs] -Nathe, Nathe, Nathe. Come on.
302 00:13:51,498 00:13:53,458 Look, guys, this is a brand-new suit. Look, guys, this is a brand-new suit.
303 00:13:53,542 00:13:56,212 Rather than messing with me tonight, can you just get me two times tomorrow? Rather than messing with me tonight, can you just get me two times tomorrow?
304 00:13:56,295 00:13:57,835 Roy said we're not allowed anymore. Roy said we're not allowed anymore.
305 00:13:57,921 00:14:00,761 He fucking headbutted me. I'm still dizzy half the time. He fucking headbutted me. I'm still dizzy half the time.
306 00:14:00,841 00:14:02,471 The doctors told me not to drink. The doctors told me not to drink.
307 00:14:05,846 00:14:08,676 [slurps] Ah! Shit. [slurps] Ah! Shit.
308 00:14:08,765 00:14:10,475 Yet another reason shirts exist. Yet another reason shirts exist.
309 00:14:10,559 00:14:13,479 Shut up, it's not funny. Burned my nipple. Shut up, it's not funny. Burned my nipple.
310 00:14:13,562 00:14:16,272 [gasps] I wish I was that ice cube. [gasps] I wish I was that ice cube.
311 00:14:17,024 00:14:20,154 Mm? I will be bidding for a night with you. Mm? I will be bidding for a night with you.
312 00:14:20,527 00:14:22,357 Oh. Thanks, love. Uh-- Oh. Thanks, love. Uh--
313 00:14:22,446 00:14:25,986 Yeah, it's, um, it's just a date though. It's not a whole night. So... Yeah, it's, um, it's just a date though. It's not a whole night. So...
314 00:14:26,074 00:14:27,914 We'll see. [chuckles] We'll see. [chuckles]
315 00:14:28,577 00:14:29,747 Mate, I've done these before. Mate, I've done these before.
316 00:14:29,828 00:14:32,618 If she bids over 3,000, you will have to fuck her. If she bids over 3,000, you will have to fuck her.
317 00:14:32,706 00:14:34,166 [Keeley chuckles] [Keeley chuckles]
318 00:14:34,249 00:14:36,539 -Is that true? -You don't have to go all the way. -Is that true? -You don't have to go all the way.
319 00:14:37,336 00:14:38,876 Just, like, some of the way. Just, like, some of the way.
320 00:14:39,630 00:14:40,800 Fingering. Fingering.
321 00:14:42,925 00:14:44,965 [laughs] [laughs]
322 00:14:45,052 00:14:46,722 Fuck you. Fuck this table. Fuck you. Fuck this table.
323 00:14:47,346 00:14:49,056 Jamie, it was a joke. Jamie, it was a joke.
324 00:14:49,431 00:14:51,771 It was a joke. Jamie. It was a joke. Jamie.
325 00:14:53,477 00:14:54,597 What happened now? What happened now?
326 00:14:55,771 00:14:59,111 Just the usual. Jamie being a little bitch prima donna. Just the usual. Jamie being a little bitch prima donna.
327 00:15:00,901 00:15:02,441 Roy, let me ask you something. Roy, let me ask you something.
328 00:15:02,528 00:15:04,148 What were you like when you were 23? What were you like when you were 23?
329 00:15:04,696 00:15:06,656 Playing in this league, making all that money. Playing in this league, making all that money.
330 00:15:08,033 00:15:10,293 -Little bitch prima donna. -Yeah. -Little bitch prima donna. -Yeah.
331 00:15:10,911 00:15:13,831 You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"? You know how they say that "youth is wasted on the young"?
332 00:15:15,582 00:15:18,672 Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you. Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.
333 00:15:20,087 00:15:21,127 [Rebecca] Ted? [Rebecca] Ted?
334 00:15:23,465 00:15:26,215 I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it. I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it.
335 00:15:32,599 00:15:35,059 I just wanted to say thanks for talking to Colin and Isaac. I just wanted to say thanks for talking to Colin and Isaac.
336 00:15:35,143 00:15:36,773 Why is your face so close to mine? Why is your face so close to mine?
337 00:15:36,854 00:15:39,944 Well, my initial plan was to hug you, but I just chickened out just now. Well, my initial plan was to hug you, but I just chickened out just now.
338 00:15:40,774 00:15:41,784 Right. Right.
339 00:15:46,280 00:15:47,950 -Okay, we're done. -Yeah. -Okay, we're done. -Yeah.
340 00:15:48,031 00:15:50,281 [Rupert laughs] [Rupert laughs]
341 00:15:50,367 00:15:52,907 Ted, I'd like to introduce you to Rupert Mannion. Ted, I'd like to introduce you to Rupert Mannion.
342 00:15:52,995 00:15:55,535 -Mr. Mannion, how are you? -Oh. It's Rupert, Ted. -Mr. Mannion, how are you? -Oh. It's Rupert, Ted.
343 00:15:55,622 00:15:58,252 Especially for the man who's managing my club. Especially for the man who's managing my club.
344 00:15:59,293 00:16:00,503 Used to be your club. Used to be your club.
345 00:16:00,586 00:16:04,086 Oh, of course, of course, but... it's still my club in here, love. Oh, of course, of course, but... it's still my club in here, love.
346 00:16:04,882 00:16:06,802 Love of a sports team is a lifetime obsession. Love of a sports team is a lifetime obsession.
347 00:16:06,884 00:16:07,724 -[Rupert] Yeah. -Yeah. -[Rupert] Yeah. -Yeah.
348 00:16:07,801 00:16:09,551 Kinda like your best friend's older sister, right? Kinda like your best friend's older sister, right?
349 00:16:09,928 00:16:10,928 Hey, but do me a favor. Hey, but do me a favor.
350 00:16:11,013 00:16:13,723 If you're ever in Kansas City and come across a fella named Tom Dineen, If you're ever in Kansas City and come across a fella named Tom Dineen,
351 00:16:13,807 00:16:15,017 don't tell him I said that. don't tell him I said that.
352 00:16:15,100 00:16:16,940 [Rupert laughs] [Rupert laughs]
353 00:16:17,019 00:16:18,769 I love that. I love that.
354 00:16:19,646 00:16:22,066 I don't love our last two losses though. I don't love our last two losses though.
355 00:16:22,149 00:16:23,399 -Horrible showing. -Yeah. -Horrible showing. -Yeah.
356 00:16:23,483 00:16:24,783 [Rupert] Had to say it, wish I didn't. [Rupert] Had to say it, wish I didn't.
357 00:16:24,860 00:16:27,700 It's okay. Who knows? Maybe we'll turn it around, huh? It's okay. Who knows? Maybe we'll turn it around, huh?
358 00:16:28,405 00:16:31,115 Oh, my God. I believe you. Oh, my God. I believe you.
359 00:16:31,200 00:16:32,280 Do you believe him? Do you believe him?
360 00:16:35,662 00:16:38,002 Night's gonna take a turn for the worse if you say no. Night's gonna take a turn for the worse if you say no.
361 00:16:38,081 00:16:40,251 [chuckles] Of course I believe in Ted. [chuckles] Of course I believe in Ted.
362 00:16:41,210 00:16:42,960 He's exactly what we've needed. He's exactly what we've needed.
363 00:16:44,671 00:16:46,381 Not too much champagne now, dear. Not too much champagne now, dear.
364 00:16:46,465 00:16:48,505 Gotta stay sharp for the auction. Gotta stay sharp for the auction.
365 00:16:49,635 00:16:50,795 Why don't you do the auction? Why don't you do the auction?
366 00:16:51,512 00:16:53,312 No, I couldn't. This is your night. No, I couldn't. This is your night.
367 00:16:53,388 00:16:56,268 -We both know they'd rather see you. -[Rupert chuckles] -We both know they'd rather see you. -[Rupert chuckles]
368 00:16:56,350 00:16:59,140 And besides, it's... for the children. And besides, it's... for the children.
369 00:16:59,853 00:17:01,063 For the children. For the children.
370 00:17:04,107 00:17:06,607 Right. If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to the other guests. Right. If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to the other guests.
371 00:17:07,027 00:17:08,687 I must say, I love that dress. I must say, I love that dress.
372 00:17:09,112 00:17:10,112 Oh. Oh.
373 00:17:10,196 00:17:11,316 It's very youthful. It's very youthful.
374 00:17:12,156 00:17:14,656 Good for you for getting back out there looking like that. Good for you for getting back out there looking like that.
375 00:17:15,743 00:17:16,743 Thank you. Thank you.
376 00:17:19,122 00:17:20,122 Excuse me. Excuse me.
377 00:17:20,874 00:17:21,924 Ted. Ted.
378 00:17:22,334 00:17:24,554 It's been a hard year for her. Is she okay? It's been a hard year for her. Is she okay?
379 00:17:24,627 00:17:26,167 -Oh, yeah, she's great. -Mm. -Oh, yeah, she's great. -Mm.
380 00:17:26,255 00:17:29,585 You know, a lot of moving pieces putting together a thing like this though. You know, a lot of moving pieces putting together a thing like this though.
381 00:17:30,342 00:17:34,012 And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and-- And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and--
382 00:17:34,096 00:17:35,096 -Robbie? -Yeah. -Robbie? -Yeah.
383 00:17:35,180 00:17:36,930 -Well, he's an old pal of mine. -Mm. -Well, he's an old pal of mine. -Mm.
384 00:17:37,015 00:17:39,845 I'm happy to text him. I bet you I can get his ass over here. I'm happy to text him. I bet you I can get his ass over here.
385 00:17:40,227 00:17:41,847 I-- I bet she'd love it. I-- I bet she'd love it.
386 00:17:42,437 00:17:45,227 I'll go, uh, track her down and, uh, run it up the flagpole, huh? I'll go, uh, track her down and, uh, run it up the flagpole, huh?
387 00:17:45,983 00:17:47,823 I'm sorry. That's an expression from back home. I'm sorry. That's an expression from back home.
388 00:17:47,901 00:17:50,861 -Just means I'm gonna ask her. -Fabulous. Showtime. -Just means I'm gonna ask her. -Fabulous. Showtime.
389 00:17:50,946 00:17:52,156 All right, go get 'em. All right, go get 'em.
390 00:17:52,781 00:17:55,531 Can I get something stronger, like a Jack on the rocks or something? Can I get something stronger, like a Jack on the rocks or something?
391 00:17:55,617 00:17:58,367 A double and a single in one. A triple. A double and a single in one. A triple.
392 00:17:58,453 00:17:59,793 [guests tapping glasses] [guests tapping glasses]
393 00:17:59,872 00:18:03,002 Ladies and gentlemen, slight change in plans. Ladies and gentlemen, slight change in plans.
394 00:18:03,083 00:18:07,173 I have been cajoled into being your auctioneer for this evening. I have been cajoled into being your auctioneer for this evening.
395 00:18:07,254 00:18:09,384 [cheering] [cheering]
396 00:18:09,464 00:18:13,434 And our first victim is Jamie Tartt. And our first victim is Jamie Tartt.
397 00:18:17,055 00:18:18,385 Babe, you have to win me. Babe, you have to win me.
398 00:18:18,473 00:18:20,523 I can't bid on my own boyfriend. I'll look pathetic. I can't bid on my own boyfriend. I'll look pathetic.
399 00:18:20,601 00:18:22,521 Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything. Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything.
400 00:18:22,603 00:18:25,113 No, it's not happening. Come on, you look hot. Go up there! No, it's not happening. Come on, you look hot. Go up there!
401 00:18:25,189 00:18:29,689 Look at him, folks. Young, gorgeous, charming. The bastard. Look at him, folks. Young, gorgeous, charming. The bastard.
402 00:18:29,776 00:18:32,646 -[guests laugh] -So, we'll start with £5,000. -[guests laugh] -So, we'll start with £5,000.
403 00:18:32,738 00:18:34,318 I want him, Rupert. I want him, Rupert.
404 00:18:34,406 00:18:37,616 Ooh. Five thousand from Cheryl Barnaby. Ooh. Five thousand from Cheryl Barnaby.
405 00:18:37,701 00:18:40,331 Richmond's premier breeder of Shetland ponies. Richmond's premier breeder of Shetland ponies.
406 00:18:40,412 00:18:42,162 Do we hear six? Do we hear six?
407 00:18:44,082 00:18:45,212 Six thousand. Six thousand.
408 00:18:45,292 00:18:46,752 Oh. Six. Thank you. Oh. Six. Thank you.
409 00:18:46,835 00:18:49,835 -Seven thousand. -Seven thousand. -Seven thousand. -Seven thousand.
410 00:18:49,922 00:18:51,262 Ten thousand. Ten thousand.
411 00:18:51,340 00:18:53,050 -[guests gasping] -Oh! -[guests gasping] -Oh!
412 00:18:53,133 00:18:54,553 Stunning. Stunning.
413 00:18:54,635 00:18:57,675 Uh, and that applies to the bid and the bidder. Uh, and that applies to the bid and the bidder.
414 00:18:57,763 00:19:00,023 I don't think so. I don't think so.
415 00:19:01,099 00:19:03,019 -Twelve thousand pounds. -Fourteen thousand. -Twelve thousand pounds. -Fourteen thousand.
416 00:19:03,101 00:19:04,601 [Rupert] Fourteen thousand! [Rupert] Fourteen thousand!
417 00:19:04,686 00:19:05,806 Sixteen thousand. Sixteen thousand.
418 00:19:05,896 00:19:07,016 Eighteen. Eighteen.
419 00:19:07,481 00:19:10,321 [Rupert] Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance? [Rupert] Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance?
420 00:19:10,400 00:19:12,280 Yeah. Twenty-five thousand. Yeah. Twenty-five thousand.
421 00:19:12,361 00:19:17,371 -[guests gasping] -Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice. -[guests gasping] -Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice.
422 00:19:17,449 00:19:19,199 -Sold to Keeley Jones. -[cheers, applause] -Sold to Keeley Jones. -[cheers, applause]
423 00:19:19,284 00:19:24,214 Why spend the time with your boyfriend for free when you can have him for 25 grand? Why spend the time with your boyfriend for free when you can have him for 25 grand?
424 00:19:24,289 00:19:25,709 -[laughs] -[mouthing] You owe me. -[laughs] -[mouthing] You owe me.
425 00:19:29,711 00:19:33,171 Hey. There you are. Getting a little fresh air, huh? Hey. There you are. Getting a little fresh air, huh?
426 00:19:33,257 00:19:37,507 Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things are so silly, but they do look like fun. Yeah. Those rickshaw bike things are so silly, but they do look like fun.
427 00:19:37,594 00:19:38,434 Yeah. Yeah.
428 00:19:38,512 00:19:40,222 -You ever been on one? -No, ma'am. -You ever been on one? -No, ma'am.
429 00:19:40,305 00:19:44,805 My wife and I once rented one of those tandem bikes on vacation a while back. My wife and I once rented one of those tandem bikes on vacation a while back.
430 00:19:44,893 00:19:48,193 Not the best experience. She broke her arm and I actually, uh... Not the best experience. She broke her arm and I actually, uh...
431 00:19:48,272 00:19:51,782 Well, I chipped a tooth, and I bruised my perineum. Oof. Well, I chipped a tooth, and I bruised my perineum. Oof.
432 00:19:54,194 00:19:56,454 -Hey, you okay? -Oh, it's just... -Hey, you okay? -Oh, it's just...
433 00:19:57,906 00:19:59,116 That man, he knows me. That man, he knows me.
434 00:20:00,367 00:20:04,197 I used to think his blunt honesty was noble rather than what it really is. I used to think his blunt honesty was noble rather than what it really is.
435 00:20:04,288 00:20:05,288 Which is just... Which is just...
436 00:20:07,583 00:20:10,293 the cruelest way of hiding his own insecurities. the cruelest way of hiding his own insecurities.
437 00:20:11,461 00:20:13,921 He'd say wear this, eat that. He'd say wear this, eat that.
438 00:20:16,758 00:20:18,298 And I listened. And I listened.
439 00:20:19,511 00:20:20,891 But now I'm alone. But now I'm alone.
440 00:20:22,556 00:20:25,926 I'm alone, Ted. Just like he said I would be if I left. I'm alone, Ted. Just like he said I would be if I left.
441 00:20:30,272 00:20:31,692 I don't want to be alone. I don't want to be alone.
442 00:20:36,528 00:20:39,318 Hey. It's okay. Okay. Hey. It's okay. Okay.
443 00:20:40,574 00:20:41,834 [sobs] [sobs]
444 00:20:48,707 00:20:49,707 [horn squeaks] [horn squeaks]
445 00:20:52,836 00:20:56,716 You wanna hop on this thing and get the heck outta Dodge? Come on. You wanna hop on this thing and get the heck outta Dodge? Come on.
446 00:20:56,798 00:20:57,928 I wish. I wish.
447 00:20:59,218 00:21:00,838 Not right now. Thank you though. Not right now. Thank you though.
448 00:21:01,845 00:21:02,845 [horn squeaks] [horn squeaks]
449 00:21:04,973 00:21:07,183 Has he-- Has he started the auction? Has he-- Has he started the auction?
450 00:21:07,643 00:21:08,643 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
451 00:21:08,727 00:21:11,647 Good. I'm glad he's done that. We'll get much more money. Good. I'm glad he's done that. We'll get much more money.
452 00:21:12,940 00:21:15,070 No matter what he does, they just love him. No matter what he does, they just love him.
453 00:21:18,278 00:21:21,028 -You wanna head back in? -No, you go ahead. -You wanna head back in? -No, you go ahead.
454 00:21:21,698 00:21:22,698 I need to freshen up. I need to freshen up.
455 00:21:22,783 00:21:26,753 I probably look like Robert Smith after he's woken up from a nap. I probably look like Robert Smith after he's woken up from a nap.
456 00:21:26,828 00:21:30,118 -[chuckles] Very emotional man. Yeah. -[chuckles] -[chuckles] Very emotional man. Yeah. -[chuckles]
457 00:21:30,207 00:21:31,377 Okay, I'll see you inside. Okay, I'll see you inside.
458 00:21:34,670 00:21:36,960 [jazz music playing] [jazz music playing]
459 00:21:43,303 00:21:44,303 When I was coming up, When I was coming up,
460 00:21:44,388 00:21:46,808 there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick. there was this old geezer at the club, Doug Stashwick.
461 00:21:46,890 00:21:48,980 He was always on me. Hated each other. He was always on me. Hated each other.
462 00:21:49,601 00:21:51,731 -You wanna know how we won the league? -No. -You wanna know how we won the league? -No.
463 00:21:52,396 00:21:54,726 It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling. It was the same shit Yankee Doodle was peddling.
464 00:21:54,815 00:21:57,105 He sat me down and he said, "Let's get it all out there. He sat me down and he said, "Let's get it all out there.
465 00:21:57,192 00:22:00,072 You tell me why I'm a prick, and I'll tell you why you are." You tell me why I'm a prick, and I'll tell you why you are."
466 00:22:02,406 00:22:04,316 -You're a nasty bastard-- -No, I'm going first. -You're a nasty bastard-- -No, I'm going first.
467 00:22:05,742 00:22:08,872 Even though I know I should pass to you... Even though I know I should pass to you...
468 00:22:10,038 00:22:11,868 you're so selfish and arrogant. you're so selfish and arrogant.
469 00:22:11,957 00:22:14,077 Every time I do, it makes me want to fucking puke. Every time I do, it makes me want to fucking puke.
470 00:22:16,587 00:22:20,257 You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid. You know, I had a poster of you on my wall when I was a kid.
471 00:22:21,758 00:22:23,588 Used to love watching you play. Used to love watching you play.
472 00:22:25,721 00:22:28,351 But you're not the player that you used to be, But you're not the player that you used to be,
473 00:22:28,432 00:22:30,682 and just because you won a few trophies, and just because you won a few trophies,
474 00:22:30,767 00:22:33,847 you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring. you walk around here expecting everyone to kiss your ring.
475 00:22:36,815 00:22:39,895 -Yeah, I can be like that. -[chuckles] -Yeah, I can be like that. -[chuckles]
476 00:22:45,699 00:22:47,619 Now's the bit where you admit to what I said. Now's the bit where you admit to what I said.
477 00:22:48,368 00:22:50,118 -I don't wanna. -[scoffs] -I don't wanna. -[scoffs]
478 00:22:51,997 00:22:53,207 Even if it is just... Even if it is just...
479 00:22:54,666 00:22:55,746 a little bit true. a little bit true.
480 00:23:01,215 00:23:03,295 You and that Doug bloke, you ever become friends? You and that Doug bloke, you ever become friends?
481 00:23:03,383 00:23:05,433 Fuck no. I hope he's dead. Fuck no. I hope he's dead.
482 00:23:05,511 00:23:06,891 [chuckles] [chuckles]
483 00:23:07,638 00:23:08,758 To you dying. To you dying.
484 00:23:09,389 00:23:11,139 [chuckles] [chuckles]
485 00:23:11,225 00:23:12,425 Such a prick. Such a prick.
486 00:23:12,518 00:23:15,558 [men laughing] [men laughing]
487 00:23:15,646 00:23:16,896 Howdy, partner. Howdy, partner.
488 00:23:16,980 00:23:18,520 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
489 00:23:18,607 00:23:21,777 So, you ask Rebecca what she thought about texting Robbie? So, you ask Rebecca what she thought about texting Robbie?
490 00:23:22,361 00:23:25,781 You know what? I couldn't find her. I say don't worry about it. You know what? I couldn't find her. I say don't worry about it.
491 00:23:25,864 00:23:28,454 If you change your mind, say the word and-- [imitates whooshing] sent. If you change your mind, say the word and-- [imitates whooshing] sent.
492 00:23:28,534 00:23:30,874 He'll be right over. Top up. He'll be right over. Top up.
493 00:23:31,578 00:23:33,708 Hey, Rupert, something just occurred to me. Hey, Rupert, something just occurred to me.
494 00:23:33,789 00:23:37,249 If you could've texted Robbie Williams asking him to come tonight... If you could've texted Robbie Williams asking him to come tonight...
495 00:23:38,794 00:23:42,174 you could've probably just as easily asked him not to come. you could've probably just as easily asked him not to come.
496 00:23:43,090 00:23:44,420 [chuckles] [chuckles]
497 00:23:44,508 00:23:47,428 Well, now, that would've made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it? Well, now, that would've made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it?
498 00:23:53,767 00:23:57,687 Hey, Ted. Uh, do you think Rebecca knows what the real Adele looks like? Hey, Ted. Uh, do you think Rebecca knows what the real Adele looks like?
499 00:23:58,897 00:24:01,147 I need to go on a little adventure, and I need a copilot. I need to go on a little adventure, and I need a copilot.
500 00:24:01,233 00:24:03,863 -And you want me? -Yeah. Forget the rest, I need the best. -And you want me? -Yeah. Forget the rest, I need the best.
501 00:24:03,944 00:24:06,204 -Come on, follow me. -[gags] -Come on, follow me. -[gags]
502 00:24:10,826 00:24:13,116 -Thank you, by the way. -Huh? -Thank you, by the way. -Huh?
503 00:24:13,537 00:24:17,617 The, um, red carpet photos are already online, The, um, red carpet photos are already online,
504 00:24:17,708 00:24:21,338 and I actually look all right for once. and I actually look all right for once.
505 00:24:21,420 00:24:22,920 Oh. Glad to help. Oh. Glad to help.
506 00:24:26,592 00:24:27,632 -Keeley? -Mm-hmm? -Keeley? -Mm-hmm?
507 00:24:27,718 00:24:28,718 I think you should know I think you should know
508 00:24:28,802 00:24:32,642 that the young woman that was bidding on Jamie was actually his other plus-one. that the young woman that was bidding on Jamie was actually his other plus-one.
509 00:24:34,850 00:24:36,440 Cheeky little prick. Cheeky little prick.
510 00:24:39,897 00:24:42,397 -Can I have a sip of your drink? -Oh, yes. -Can I have a sip of your drink? -Oh, yes.
511 00:24:42,482 00:24:43,612 Thanks. Thanks.
512 00:24:43,692 00:24:46,532 [groans] In anything else, I hate olives. [groans] In anything else, I hate olives.
513 00:24:46,612 00:24:50,822 I think the little, like, orange clitoris thing is really freaky. I think the little, like, orange clitoris thing is really freaky.
514 00:24:51,533 00:24:52,703 [sips] [sips]
515 00:24:53,911 00:24:55,951 -Have you ever dated a footballer? -[chuckles] -Have you ever dated a footballer? -[chuckles]
516 00:24:56,371 00:24:58,371 -What? -Sorry. -What? -Sorry.
517 00:24:58,957 00:25:02,247 I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy. I shouldn't laugh. It sounds... judgy.
518 00:25:02,336 00:25:04,456 No, it's okay. You are a bit judgy. No, it's okay. You are a bit judgy.
519 00:25:04,546 00:25:07,546 So when I was 18, I dated a footballer that was 23. So when I was 18, I dated a footballer that was 23.
520 00:25:08,717 00:25:13,007 [sighs] Now I'm close to 30, and I am still dating a 23-year-old footballer. [sighs] Now I'm close to 30, and I am still dating a 23-year-old footballer.
521 00:25:13,096 00:25:15,966 [chuckles] I'm Leonardo DiCaprio. [chuckles] I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.
522 00:25:17,851 00:25:19,021 They are pretty fun though. They are pretty fun though.
523 00:25:20,103 00:25:22,523 Simple, rich, fit. Simple, rich, fit.
524 00:25:22,606 00:25:24,316 What about accountable? What about accountable?
525 00:25:25,025 00:25:26,025 What do you mean? What do you mean?
526 00:25:26,610 00:25:29,780 Well, I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but... Well, I mean, everyone makes mistakes, but...
527 00:25:31,657 00:25:34,277 I was married to a man for 12 years I was married to a man for 12 years
528 00:25:34,993 00:25:38,543 who never once took responsibility for any single one of them. who never once took responsibility for any single one of them.
529 00:25:48,006 00:25:49,166 Hi. Hi.
530 00:25:49,258 00:25:50,258 -Hi. -I'm Keeley. -Hi. -I'm Keeley.
531 00:25:50,342 00:25:51,342 Hi, I'm Bex. Hi, I'm Bex.
532 00:25:51,426 00:25:53,216 -Really nice to meet you, Bex. -Nice to meet you. -Really nice to meet you, Bex. -Nice to meet you.
533 00:25:53,303 00:25:55,393 Do you mind if I just have a minute on my own with this one? Do you mind if I just have a minute on my own with this one?
534 00:25:55,472 00:25:58,232 [Bex] Yeah, sure. Lovely to meet you. [Bex] Yeah, sure. Lovely to meet you.
535 00:25:59,768 00:26:01,058 She your new girlfriend? She your new girlfriend?
536 00:26:01,144 00:26:04,774 Relax, babe. It's all part of the branding plan, innit? Relax, babe. It's all part of the branding plan, innit?
537 00:26:04,857 00:26:07,777 If I've got two women bidding on me, it makes me look more valuable. If I've got two women bidding on me, it makes me look more valuable.
538 00:26:07,860 00:26:08,940 Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean?
539 00:26:09,778 00:26:11,608 -It's fucking smart, eh? -[applause] -It's fucking smart, eh? -[applause]
540 00:26:11,697 00:26:17,447 And now, the only former Champions League winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent. And now, the only former Champions League winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent.
541 00:26:17,536 00:26:18,576 Granddad. Granddad.
542 00:26:21,081 00:26:26,341 And the highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool And the highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool
543 00:26:26,420 00:26:29,970 drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays-- drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays--
544 00:26:30,048 00:26:32,258 No, we said there's no daiquiris and no rays. No, we said there's no daiquiris and no rays.
545 00:26:32,342 00:26:33,552 -[guests laugh] -[Rupert] Um... -[guests laugh] -[Rupert] Um...
546 00:26:34,094 00:26:37,314 There's not gonna be a fucking pool either. We're not leaving SW14. There's not gonna be a fucking pool either. We're not leaving SW14.
547 00:26:37,389 00:26:40,059 You looked so jealous. It was so cool. You looked so jealous. It was so cool.
548 00:26:40,142 00:26:42,022 Oh, you think jealousy is cool, do you? Oh, you think jealousy is cool, do you?
549 00:26:42,102 00:26:43,602 Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous. Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous.
550 00:26:43,687 00:26:47,067 Well, can we have 100 quid for what's turning out to be a very boring date? Well, can we have 100 quid for what's turning out to be a very boring date?
551 00:26:47,524 00:26:49,744 -All right. A thousand pounds. -Oh. -All right. A thousand pounds. -Oh.
552 00:26:49,818 00:26:53,738 -Uh, any advances on that? -Two thousand pounds! -Uh, any advances on that? -Two thousand pounds!
553 00:26:53,822 00:26:57,082 Ooh! Cheryl's got fire inside her. Ooh! Cheryl's got fire inside her.
554 00:26:57,159 00:27:00,079 -Three thousand pounds. -Babe, you're just embarrassing yourself. -Three thousand pounds. -Babe, you're just embarrassing yourself.
555 00:27:00,704 00:27:02,624 Four thousand pounds! Four thousand pounds!
556 00:27:02,706 00:27:03,786 Five thousand! Five thousand!
557 00:27:04,541 00:27:06,841 Six thousand pounds. Six thousand pounds.
558 00:27:06,919 00:27:08,879 -[Rupert] Any advance on six? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -[Rupert] Any advance on six? -I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
559 00:27:10,088 00:27:12,048 [Rupert] Okay, sold to Cheryl. [Rupert] Okay, sold to Cheryl.
560 00:27:12,132 00:27:13,682 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
561 00:27:19,723 00:27:24,733 That concludes the auction, apart from one small surprise. That concludes the auction, apart from one small surprise.
562 00:27:25,604 00:27:31,534 I am personally donating £1 million to the cause. I am personally donating £1 million to the cause.
563 00:27:34,154 00:27:35,164 Thank you. Thank you.
564 00:27:35,656 00:27:37,446 Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.
565 00:27:37,533 00:27:43,713 And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you. And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you.
566 00:27:47,459 00:27:48,789 For the children, eh? For the children, eh?
567 00:27:53,507 00:27:55,507 [cheers, applause] [cheers, applause]
568 00:28:00,556 00:28:01,636 Rebecca. Rebecca.
569 00:28:01,723 00:28:05,643 This here is Cam Cole. He's an undiscovered mega-talent. This here is Cam Cole. He's an undiscovered mega-talent.
570 00:28:05,727 00:28:07,187 Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got. Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got.
571 00:28:11,441 00:28:12,441 Are you insane? Are you insane?
572 00:28:12,526 00:28:16,486 Hey, Rebecca. You do not wanna judge this book by its cover right here, okay? Hey, Rebecca. You do not wanna judge this book by its cover right here, okay?
573 00:28:17,865 00:28:18,865 Oh, the hell with it. Oh, the hell with it.
574 00:28:20,200 00:28:21,620 -[applause] -Ooh. Yes. -[applause] -Ooh. Yes.
575 00:28:22,911 00:28:27,921 Hello again. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that, uh... Hello again. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that, uh...
576 00:28:29,209 00:28:33,299 Robbie Williams is unable to be here tonight due to an emergency. Robbie Williams is unable to be here tonight due to an emergency.
577 00:28:33,380 00:28:38,220 But we have a brilliant replacement for you who you are just going to love. But we have a brilliant replacement for you who you are just going to love.
578 00:28:38,302 00:28:41,182 Or, at least, have lots to talk about on the way home. Or, at least, have lots to talk about on the way home.
579 00:28:41,263 00:28:47,603 Uh, all the way from outside... please welcome Cam something. Uh, all the way from outside... please welcome Cam something.
580 00:28:48,478 00:28:50,608 [scattered applause] [scattered applause]
581 00:28:54,818 00:28:56,108 -[microphone squeals] -Oh, bollocks. -[microphone squeals] -Oh, bollocks.
582 00:28:57,696 00:28:58,696 What does that mean? What does that mean?
583 00:28:59,656 00:29:02,366 [playing rock music] [playing rock music]
584 00:29:12,961 00:29:18,591 ♪ Mama, sweet mama nature Please forgive us and what we've done ♪ ♪ Mama, sweet mama nature Please forgive us and what we've done ♪
585 00:29:21,553 00:29:23,893 Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance? Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?
586 00:29:24,598 00:29:26,678 Queen to king five. Checkmate. Queen to king five. Checkmate.
587 00:29:27,684 00:29:28,694 [scoffs] [scoffs]
588 00:29:31,438 00:29:33,728 -[song continues] -[cheering] -[song continues] -[cheering]
589 00:29:33,815 00:29:36,775 ♪ We've gone and hurt our mama ♪ ♪ We've gone and hurt our mama ♪
590 00:29:36,860 00:29:40,070 ♪ And her wrath has begun ♪ ♪ And her wrath has begun ♪
591 00:30:02,970 00:30:06,010 ♪ 'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a good boy to my mama ♪
592 00:30:09,101 00:30:13,811 ♪ But ♪ ♪ But ♪
593 00:30:13,897 00:30:19,027 ♪ I've got bad siblings ♪ ♪ I've got bad siblings ♪
594 00:30:21,780 00:30:23,780 -[song ends] -[cheering] -[song ends] -[cheering]
595 00:30:27,536 00:30:29,116 -[woman] Thank you so much. -[Rebecca] Oh, you're so welcome. -[woman] Thank you so much. -[Rebecca] Oh, you're so welcome.
596 00:30:29,204 00:30:31,254 -[woman] We really had a great time. -Thank you so much. -[woman] We really had a great time. -Thank you so much.
597 00:30:32,291 00:30:33,421 Good night. Good night.
598 00:30:33,959 00:30:36,669 Thank you again for such an unbelievable donation. Thank you again for such an unbelievable donation.
599 00:30:36,753 00:30:38,513 -See you again next year. -Can't wait. -See you again next year. -Can't wait.
600 00:30:45,470 00:30:46,680 [Ted] What a charmer, huh? [Ted] What a charmer, huh?
601 00:30:47,347 00:30:48,387 [Rebecca] Indeed. [Rebecca] Indeed.
602 00:30:48,849 00:30:49,769 [Ted] Hmm. [Ted] Hmm.
603 00:30:51,268 00:30:55,188 You may think that you're the only one that can see who he really is... You may think that you're the only one that can see who he really is...
604 00:30:56,690 00:30:57,690 but you're not. but you're not.
605 00:31:04,823 00:31:06,333 Oh, boy. You all right, buddy? Oh, boy. You all right, buddy?
606 00:31:08,410 00:31:10,250 -Quick. -All right. -Quick. -All right.
607 00:31:10,329 00:31:11,329 Fun night. Fun night.
608 00:31:12,915 00:31:15,125 Hey, wait, hold on. Slow down, Coach. Hey, wait, hold on. Slow down, Coach.
609 00:31:15,209 00:31:16,919 [typing] [typing]
610 00:31:19,171 00:31:20,961 Will you stop being mad at me now? Will you stop being mad at me now?
611 00:31:22,549 00:31:23,509 Mm? Mm?
612 00:31:24,009 00:31:25,219 I'm sorry, babe. I'm sorry, babe.
613 00:31:27,638 00:31:29,888 Do you even know what you're sorry for, Jamie? Do you even know what you're sorry for, Jamie?
614 00:31:29,973 00:31:31,603 [sighs] You always ask me that. [sighs] You always ask me that.
615 00:31:32,392 00:31:34,522 Hey, do me a favor. Hey, do me a favor.
616 00:31:34,603 00:31:36,613 Don't use me as a prop in your little fights. Don't use me as a prop in your little fights.
617 00:31:37,564 00:31:38,734 Made me feel like an idiot. Made me feel like an idiot.
618 00:31:41,068 00:31:42,898 I'm sorry. I-- I'm sorry. I--
619 00:31:43,445 00:31:44,655 I shouldn't have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
620 00:31:45,906 00:31:46,906 Thanks. Thanks.
621 00:31:47,533 00:31:49,873 No one was bidding on you anyway, mate. Just fuck off. No one was bidding on you anyway, mate. Just fuck off.
622 00:31:51,411 00:31:52,411 Go on. Go on.
623 00:31:56,667 00:31:58,207 What are you saying sorry to him for? What are you saying sorry to him for?
624 00:31:58,710 00:32:00,710 Being accountable matters, Jamie. Being accountable matters, Jamie.
625 00:32:01,547 00:32:02,547 [scoffs] [scoffs]
626 00:32:03,674 00:32:04,684 We're done. We're done.
627 00:32:06,093 00:32:07,093 I'll see you around. I'll see you around.
628 00:32:10,931 00:32:11,931 Whatever. Whatever.
629 00:32:18,438 00:32:20,568 Excuse me, can I take these? Excuse me, can I take these?
630 00:32:20,649 00:32:21,649 Two? Two?
631 00:32:23,318 00:32:24,528 [grunts] [grunts]
632 00:32:24,611 00:32:27,031 [pop music playing] [pop music playing]
633 00:32:31,451 00:32:33,121 Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk? Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk?
634 00:32:33,537 00:32:36,247 -Yes, I do. -Then we can go rob a bank or something. -Yes, I do. -Then we can go rob a bank or something.
635 00:32:43,005 00:32:45,045 Michelle and Henry are coming out next weekend. Michelle and Henry are coming out next weekend.
636 00:32:45,132 00:32:46,512 -Hey, that's great, Coach. -Yeah. -Hey, that's great, Coach. -Yeah.
637 00:32:47,217 00:32:49,507 So come on, tell me about you and Jane. What happened? So come on, tell me about you and Jane. What happened?
638 00:32:49,595 00:32:51,215 [sighs] I did it again. [sighs] I did it again.
639 00:32:51,305 00:32:54,015 -Put the game before the dame, huh? -Yup. -Put the game before the dame, huh? -Yup.
640 00:32:54,099 00:32:55,639 When are you gonna learn, Coach? When are you gonna learn, Coach?
641 00:32:55,726 00:32:58,186 -[Keeley shouts] -[horn squeaks] -[Keeley shouts] -[horn squeaks]
642 00:32:58,270 00:33:00,860 [both laugh] [both laugh]
643 00:33:01,190 00:33:04,360 [song continues] [song continues]