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1 | 00:00:04,086 | 00:00:05,916 | [birds chirping] | [birds chirping] |
2 | 00:00:12,596 | 00:00:14,886 | [alarm buzzing] | [alarm buzzing] |
3 | 00:00:14,973 | 00:00:17,983 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
4 | 00:00:28,695 | 00:00:30,905 | [song continues] | [song continues] |
5 | 00:00:39,998 | 00:00:41,168 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
6 | 00:00:49,675 | 00:00:51,295 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
7 | 00:00:54,429 | 00:00:56,849 | -Siri, call Shithead. -[phone beeps] | -Siri, call Shithead. -[phone beeps] |
8 | 00:00:58,475 | 00:01:00,435 | -[phone rings] -Oh! | -[phone rings] -Oh! |
9 | 00:01:02,896 | 00:01:03,896 | [with mouth full] Good morning. | [with mouth full] Good morning. |
10 | 00:01:03,981 | 00:01:06,861 | [Rebecca] There is nothing in The Sun about Ted and Keeley. | [Rebecca] There is nothing in The Sun about Ted and Keeley. |
11 | 00:01:06,942 | 00:01:08,862 | Nothing. Are you in your office? | Nothing. Are you in your office? |
12 | 00:01:08,944 | 00:01:10,154 | Of course I am. | Of course I am. |
13 | 00:01:10,237 | 00:01:11,237 | Then get up here now. | Then get up here now. |
14 | 00:01:11,822 | 00:01:12,992 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
15 | 00:01:13,448 | 00:01:15,368 | Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her. | Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her. |
16 | 00:01:16,285 | 00:01:18,195 | Knock, knock. Hey, boss, I don't know about you, | Knock, knock. Hey, boss, I don't know about you, |
17 | 00:01:18,287 | 00:01:20,747 | but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday. | but I had an absolute peach of a Sunday. |
18 | 00:01:20,831 | 00:01:22,751 | -Here you go. [chuckles] -[sniffs] | -Here you go. [chuckles] -[sniffs] |
19 | 00:01:23,709 | 00:01:25,249 | Yeah, finally saw Big Ben. | Yeah, finally saw Big Ben. |
20 | 00:01:25,335 | 00:01:27,585 | Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was. | Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was. |
21 | 00:01:27,671 | 00:01:29,421 | When I was a kid, my folks took me | When I was a kid, my folks took me |
22 | 00:01:29,506 | 00:01:32,006 | to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee. | to the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee. |
23 | 00:01:32,092 | 00:01:33,762 | They ended up leaving me there all by myself. | They ended up leaving me there all by myself. |
24 | 00:01:33,844 | 00:01:36,764 | Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that? | Yeah, three hours and 42 minutes. You know how I know that? |
25 | 00:01:36,847 | 00:01:38,137 | You were staring at a clock? | You were staring at a clock? |
26 | 00:01:38,223 | 00:01:40,523 | I was staring at a clock. That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo. | I was staring at a clock. That's exactly right. Yeah, bingo. |
27 | 00:01:40,601 | 00:01:41,811 | That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle. | That's a little bit of a mystery puzzle. |
28 | 00:01:41,894 | 00:01:43,404 | You figured it out right away. You're a sharp cookie. | You figured it out right away. You're a sharp cookie. |
29 | 00:01:43,478 | 00:01:44,478 | -Ted. -Yeah. | -Ted. -Yeah. |
30 | 00:01:44,563 | 00:01:46,903 | Speaking as we were mere moments ago, about time, | Speaking as we were mere moments ago, about time, |
31 | 00:01:46,982 | 00:01:48,692 | I unfortunately don't have any. | I unfortunately don't have any. |
32 | 00:01:48,775 | 00:01:50,565 | I have a branding meeting, so... | I have a branding meeting, so... |
33 | 00:01:50,652 | 00:01:52,532 | Oh. I always feel so bad for the cows, | Oh. I always feel so bad for the cows, |
34 | 00:01:52,613 | 00:01:54,783 | but you gotta do it otherwise they get lost. | but you gotta do it otherwise they get lost. |
35 | 00:01:59,119 | 00:02:00,119 | That was a branding joke. | That was a branding joke. |
36 | 00:02:00,204 | 00:02:01,504 | If we were in Kansas right now, | If we were in Kansas right now, |
37 | 00:02:01,580 | 00:02:04,250 | I'd just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing. Yeah. | I'd just be sitting here waiting for you to finish laughing. Yeah. |
38 | 00:02:05,292 | 00:02:06,502 | I'll see ya tomorrow, okay? | I'll see ya tomorrow, okay? |
39 | 00:02:06,585 | 00:02:09,455 | -Okay. Counting the minutes. -Yeah, there you are. | -Okay. Counting the minutes. -Yeah, there you are. |
40 | 00:02:09,922 | 00:02:12,172 | [theme music plays] | [theme music plays] |
41 | 00:02:30,901 | 00:02:34,401 | All right. Let's see what we got here. I've got this fella up here, the goalie. | All right. Let's see what we got here. I've got this fella up here, the goalie. |
42 | 00:02:34,488 | 00:02:36,658 | Then all these guys over here, okay? | Then all these guys over here, okay? |
43 | 00:02:36,740 | 00:02:39,410 | And going over here, going over that way. | And going over here, going over that way. |
44 | 00:02:40,327 | 00:02:42,077 | This son of a gun's gonna go all the way down here. | This son of a gun's gonna go all the way down here. |
45 | 00:02:45,207 | 00:02:47,627 | Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week. | Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week. |
46 | 00:02:48,252 | 00:02:50,712 | And this here, is our current offense that we are running, | And this here, is our current offense that we are running, |
47 | 00:02:50,796 | 00:02:52,876 | and I think it stinks! | and I think it stinks! |
48 | 00:02:52,965 | 00:02:53,965 | [blows raspberry] | [blows raspberry] |
49 | 00:02:54,049 | 00:02:55,339 | [grunts] Get rid of it. | [grunts] Get rid of it. |
50 | 00:02:57,594 | 00:03:01,644 | Now, you might be wondering why'd I draw all that up there just to erase it. | Now, you might be wondering why'd I draw all that up there just to erase it. |
51 | 00:03:01,723 | 00:03:03,853 | And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures. | And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures. |
52 | 00:03:04,560 | 00:03:06,440 | -[yawning] As do I. -Whoa! | -[yawning] As do I. -Whoa! |
53 | 00:03:06,520 | 00:03:08,110 | What time did you get home last night? | What time did you get home last night? |
54 | 00:03:08,772 | 00:03:10,572 | -Didn't. -Really? Oh. | -Didn't. -Really? Oh. |
55 | 00:03:10,649 | 00:03:11,649 | Nah. | Nah. |
56 | 00:03:11,733 | 00:03:14,073 | [Ted] Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go. | [Ted] Now, look, our whole offense right now is all give-and-go. |
57 | 00:03:14,152 | 00:03:16,662 | Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell. | Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell. |
58 | 00:03:16,738 | 00:03:19,578 | So, I am officially on the prowl for any new ideas, you hear? | So, I am officially on the prowl for any new ideas, you hear? |
59 | 00:03:19,658 | 00:03:20,658 | Oh. | Oh. |
60 | 00:03:22,286 | 00:03:23,616 | -You got something, Nate? -Uh, no. | -You got something, Nate? -Uh, no. |
61 | 00:03:24,079 | 00:03:25,999 | Uh, so... [stammers] | Uh, so... [stammers] |
62 | 00:03:26,081 | 00:03:28,331 | No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry. | No. No. God, no. Never mind, I'm sorry. |
63 | 00:03:28,417 | 00:03:30,917 | Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got? | Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got? |
64 | 00:03:31,003 | 00:03:33,713 | Okay, right. Well, it's just, um... No, other pocket. | Okay, right. Well, it's just, um... No, other pocket. |
65 | 00:03:33,797 | 00:03:35,587 | It's just something that I thought of. | It's just something that I thought of. |
66 | 00:03:35,674 | 00:03:36,684 | Um... | Um... |
67 | 00:03:37,426 | 00:03:39,136 | Sorry. Jesus. | Sorry. Jesus. |
68 | 00:03:39,803 | 00:03:41,053 | Not that one. | Not that one. |
69 | 00:03:41,138 | 00:03:43,268 | You know what, it's not even very good. | You know what, it's not even very good. |
70 | 00:03:43,348 | 00:03:45,388 | It's probably really bad. It's embarrassing even. | It's probably really bad. It's embarrassing even. |
71 | 00:03:45,475 | 00:03:46,475 | -I just-- -Sorry, Nate. | -I just-- -Sorry, Nate. |
72 | 00:03:46,560 | 00:03:49,400 | I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves. | I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves. |
73 | 00:03:49,479 | 00:03:50,729 | I'm gonna ask you real quick again. | I'm gonna ask you real quick again. |
74 | 00:03:50,814 | 00:03:52,944 | -Do you think this idea will work? -Yeah, I do. | -Do you think this idea will work? -Yeah, I do. |
75 | 00:03:53,025 | 00:03:53,855 | Whoa! | Whoa! |
76 | 00:03:53,942 | 00:03:56,032 | -Why you screaming at us, Nate? -Oh, God! | -Why you screaming at us, Nate? -Oh, God! |
77 | 00:03:56,111 | 00:03:57,701 | We're right here. | We're right here. |
78 | 00:03:58,155 | 00:03:59,985 | All right, come on now. Walk us through it. | All right, come on now. Walk us through it. |
79 | 00:04:00,782 | 00:04:03,202 | Okay. So, I thought if we started the attack on the wing, | Okay. So, I thought if we started the attack on the wing, |
80 | 00:04:03,285 | 00:04:04,615 | Jamie could run through nearside, | Jamie could run through nearside, |
81 | 00:04:04,703 | 00:04:07,413 | then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot. | then when the defense follows, Sam could fill his spot. |
82 | 00:04:07,497 | 00:04:09,247 | So, use Jamie as a decoy? | So, use Jamie as a decoy? |
83 | 00:04:09,333 | 00:04:10,583 | No. [chuckles] | No. [chuckles] |
84 | 00:04:11,126 | 00:04:14,166 | No. Well, yeah, in-- Yeah, in this case, yes. | No. Well, yeah, in-- Yeah, in this case, yes. |
85 | 00:04:15,047 | 00:04:16,337 | Let's give it a shot. | Let's give it a shot. |
86 | 00:04:18,175 | 00:04:19,335 | What, you're gonna use my play? | What, you're gonna use my play? |
87 | 00:04:19,426 | 00:04:21,636 | Yeah. I mean, we're gonna try it on, see if it fits. | Yeah. I mean, we're gonna try it on, see if it fits. |
88 | 00:04:21,720 | 00:04:23,060 | You know, it might not. | You know, it might not. |
89 | 00:04:23,138 | 00:04:25,928 | Then again, it might be a very flattering silhouette, | Then again, it might be a very flattering silhouette, |
90 | 00:04:26,016 | 00:04:27,806 | and I might wear it right outta the store. | and I might wear it right outta the store. |
91 | 00:04:27,893 | 00:04:29,653 | Makes me feel good and I start to strut. | Makes me feel good and I start to strut. |
92 | 00:04:30,354 | 00:04:32,904 | I'm like, "Ooh, I like this. I like the way this makes me feel." | I'm like, "Ooh, I like this. I like the way this makes me feel." |
93 | 00:04:32,981 | 00:04:34,271 | Show him your strut, Coach. | Show him your strut, Coach. |
94 | 00:04:34,358 | 00:04:37,188 | Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Yep, that's how to strut. | Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah. Yep, that's how to strut. |
95 | 00:04:37,277 | 00:04:38,817 | Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on. | Let me see you strut, Nate. Come on. |
96 | 00:04:40,197 | 00:04:42,067 | There you go, Nate. Yeah, that's one way to do it. | There you go, Nate. Yeah, that's one way to do it. |
97 | 00:04:42,157 | 00:04:43,277 | There you go. | There you go. |
98 | 00:04:44,076 | 00:04:45,616 | You look a little angry, but that's all right. | You look a little angry, but that's all right. |
99 | 00:04:45,702 | 00:04:47,372 | That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way. | That's my fault. I forgot the pitch is right this way. |
100 | 00:04:47,454 | 00:04:48,874 | Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go. | Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go. |
101 | 00:04:48,956 | 00:04:50,116 | Still strutting. | Still strutting. |
102 | 00:04:50,207 | 00:04:51,997 | -I'll see you later. Yeah. -Yeah. | -I'll see you later. Yeah. -Yeah. |
103 | 00:04:54,127 | 00:04:56,507 | Ted! Hey, um, have you got a minute? | Ted! Hey, um, have you got a minute? |
104 | 00:04:56,588 | 00:04:59,678 | -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, yeah. | -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything okay? -Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine, yeah. |
105 | 00:05:02,261 | 00:05:04,851 | -It's not fine. Everything's shit. -Oh, no. | -It's not fine. Everything's shit. -Oh, no. |
106 | 00:05:04,930 | 00:05:07,310 | This was gonna be the front page of The Sun today. | This was gonna be the front page of The Sun today. |
107 | 00:05:07,391 | 00:05:09,311 | "Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend." | "Manager Shags Star Player's Girlfriend." |
108 | 00:05:10,060 | 00:05:11,770 | I think a more accurate headline would be, | I think a more accurate headline would be, |
109 | 00:05:11,854 | 00:05:15,574 | "Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her." | "Manager Innocently Feeds Young Woman Whose Relationship Does Not Define Her." |
110 | 00:05:15,649 | 00:05:17,149 | Ted, this is really bad! | Ted, this is really bad! |
111 | 00:05:17,234 | 00:05:20,324 | Except I look insanely fit in this picture. | Except I look insanely fit in this picture. |
112 | 00:05:21,405 | 00:05:23,065 | Yeah, no, it's beautiful light. | Yeah, no, it's beautiful light. |
113 | 00:05:23,156 | 00:05:25,736 | My friend who works at the paper said he can hold this story for one day | My friend who works at the paper said he can hold this story for one day |
114 | 00:05:25,826 | 00:05:27,196 | -as a favor. -Mm-hmm. | -as a favor. -Mm-hmm. |
115 | 00:05:27,286 | 00:05:30,536 | When this shit hits, Jamie is going to go mental. | When this shit hits, Jamie is going to go mental. |
116 | 00:05:30,622 | 00:05:32,082 | There's going to be photographers all over us. | There's going to be photographers all over us. |
117 | 00:05:32,165 | 00:05:32,995 | Right, right. | Right, right. |
118 | 00:05:33,083 | 00:05:34,963 | The next picture of me will not be this perfect. | The next picture of me will not be this perfect. |
119 | 00:05:35,043 | 00:05:37,923 | I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like-- [gasp] | I am gonna be mid-sneeze face, like-- [gasp] |
120 | 00:05:39,590 | 00:05:40,800 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
121 | 00:05:40,883 | 00:05:42,723 | -Guess what the headline will be. -Gesundheit? | -Guess what the headline will be. -Gesundheit? |
122 | 00:05:42,801 | 00:05:45,011 | "Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart." | "Jamie's Tart Breaks Tartt's Heart." |
123 | 00:05:45,762 | 00:05:47,432 | -Did you just come up with that? -Yeah. | -Did you just come up with that? -Yeah. |
124 | 00:05:47,514 | 00:05:49,644 | -Everyone would read that. -Of course they would. | -Everyone would read that. -Of course they would. |
125 | 00:05:49,725 | 00:05:52,015 | You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country. | You have no idea the power of rhyming in this goddamn country. |
126 | 00:05:52,102 | 00:05:53,152 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
127 | 00:05:53,228 | 00:05:55,858 | Oh, "Lasso Makes Passo and Creates Team Fiasco." | Oh, "Lasso Makes Passo and Creates Team Fiasco." |
128 | 00:05:56,315 | 00:05:57,935 | Whoa. Keeley's got bars. | Whoa. Keeley's got bars. |
129 | 00:05:58,025 | 00:06:01,025 | Yeah, I'm cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off. | Yeah, I'm cute as a button and I can rhyme my ass off. |
130 | 00:06:01,987 | 00:06:03,907 | God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me. | God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me. |
131 | 00:06:04,781 | 00:06:05,911 | Yeah, yeah. | Yeah, yeah. |
132 | 00:06:08,619 | 00:06:10,039 | [stammers] | [stammers] |
133 | 00:06:12,581 | 00:06:14,461 | Sorry, it took me so long to get up the stairs. | Sorry, it took me so long to get up the stairs. |
134 | 00:06:14,541 | 00:06:18,551 | I was... stopped to talk by about a hundred people. | I was... stopped to talk by about a hundred people. |
135 | 00:06:18,629 | 00:06:19,959 | Still nothing. | Still nothing. |
136 | 00:06:20,047 | 00:06:22,087 | Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley. | Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley. |
137 | 00:06:22,174 | 00:06:23,184 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
138 | 00:06:23,258 | 00:06:26,678 | -Hey, boss. -Ted! And Keeley. Hello. | -Hey, boss. -Ted! And Keeley. Hello. |
139 | 00:06:26,762 | 00:06:29,012 | Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah. | Hey, I found that in the hall. Yeah. |
140 | 00:06:29,097 | 00:06:31,097 | So, we got ourselves a situation here. | So, we got ourselves a situation here. |
141 | 00:06:31,183 | 00:06:32,733 | Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah. | Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah. |
142 | 00:06:33,393 | 00:06:36,403 | See? And the fucking Sun is running it tomorrow. | See? And the fucking Sun is running it tomorrow. |
143 | 00:06:36,480 | 00:06:37,690 | Honestly, these people, | Honestly, these people, |
144 | 00:06:37,773 | 00:06:40,653 | they just have no regard for people's privacy and dignity. | they just have no regard for people's privacy and dignity. |
145 | 00:06:40,734 | 00:06:44,324 | Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit that took this and who hired them. | Yeah, I'm gonna find the piece of shit that took this and who hired them. |
146 | 00:06:44,404 | 00:06:45,914 | No, no. Not necessary. | No, no. Not necessary. |
147 | 00:06:45,989 | 00:06:49,369 | I know the owner of the paper. I can get this stopped with a phone call. | I know the owner of the paper. I can get this stopped with a phone call. |
148 | 00:06:50,494 | 00:06:52,914 | Really? Oh, my God. Thank you. | Really? Oh, my God. Thank you. |
149 | 00:06:52,996 | 00:06:54,246 | See, what I tell ya, huh? | See, what I tell ya, huh? |
150 | 00:06:54,331 | 00:06:57,211 | This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. | This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. |
151 | 00:06:57,292 | 00:07:00,212 | Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, | Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, |
152 | 00:07:00,295 | 00:07:02,255 | but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either. | but I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either. |
153 | 00:07:02,339 | 00:07:04,089 | Oh. That's not a compliment I've had before. | Oh. That's not a compliment I've had before. |
154 | 00:07:04,758 | 00:07:08,008 | -You do have perfect action figure-y arms. -Yeah. | -You do have perfect action figure-y arms. -Yeah. |
155 | 00:07:08,470 | 00:07:11,140 | There's another one. Anyway, glad to help. | There's another one. Anyway, glad to help. |
156 | 00:07:11,223 | 00:07:13,103 | -All right. Yeah. -Thank you. | -All right. Yeah. -Thank you. |
157 | 00:07:13,183 | 00:07:15,353 | -Okay. -[Ted] See y'all later. | -Okay. -[Ted] See y'all later. |
158 | 00:07:16,019 | 00:07:17,019 | [door closes] | [door closes] |
159 | 00:07:17,104 | 00:07:19,064 | There's no way she can trace that photo back to me, can she? | There's no way she can trace that photo back to me, can she? |
160 | 00:07:19,565 | 00:07:21,395 | -[winces] Yes. -What do you mean "yes"? | -[winces] Yes. -What do you mean "yes"? |
161 | 00:07:22,192 | 00:07:24,192 | Did you not use an alias or a burner phone? | Did you not use an alias or a burner phone? |
162 | 00:07:24,278 | 00:07:29,578 | I'm not a spy, Rebecca. I'm just the director of football operations. | I'm not a spy, Rebecca. I'm just the director of football operations. |
163 | 00:07:29,658 | 00:07:31,738 | And equally proficient at both. | And equally proficient at both. |
164 | 00:07:31,827 | 00:07:34,537 | Well, thank you. Wait... | Well, thank you. Wait... |
165 | 00:07:35,998 | 00:07:38,708 | Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson. | Okay, here we go. Sam lays it for Dickson. |
166 | 00:07:38,792 | 00:07:39,672 | Okay, nice touch. | Okay, nice touch. |
167 | 00:07:42,087 | 00:07:43,877 | [Coach Beard] Switch to Bumbercatch. | [Coach Beard] Switch to Bumbercatch. |
168 | 00:07:44,339 | 00:07:46,549 | Jamie decoys through. | Jamie decoys through. |
169 | 00:07:46,633 | 00:07:48,763 | -Sam wide open. -[Ted] There it is! | -Sam wide open. -[Ted] There it is! |
170 | 00:07:48,844 | 00:07:51,104 | [players cheering] | [players cheering] |
171 | 00:07:51,180 | 00:07:52,930 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
172 | 00:07:56,435 | 00:07:58,185 | Nice play, Nate. How you feel? | Nice play, Nate. How you feel? |
173 | 00:07:58,270 | 00:08:01,520 | I just don't know. So many new feelings. Yeah. | I just don't know. So many new feelings. Yeah. |
174 | 00:08:01,607 | 00:08:03,027 | Kinda like getting your first pube, right? | Kinda like getting your first pube, right? |
175 | 00:08:03,108 | 00:08:04,478 | -Yeah. What? -Here we go. [blows whistle] | -Yeah. What? -Here we go. [blows whistle] |
176 | 00:08:04,568 | 00:08:06,948 | All right. Hey. Nice work. | All right. Hey. Nice work. |
177 | 00:08:07,029 | 00:08:08,029 | Okay, now, gentlemen, | Okay, now, gentlemen, |
178 | 00:08:08,113 | 00:08:09,623 | here's the other thing we're gonna start focusing on. | here's the other thing we're gonna start focusing on. |
179 | 00:08:09,698 | 00:08:11,908 | Making quicker transitions from offense to defense. | Making quicker transitions from offense to defense. |
180 | 00:08:11,992 | 00:08:15,122 | Y'all gotta start making your hellos goodbyes. You understand? | Y'all gotta start making your hellos goodbyes. You understand? |
181 | 00:08:15,204 | 00:08:17,254 | Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well. | Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well. |
182 | 00:08:17,331 | 00:08:20,081 | But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right? | But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right? |
183 | 00:08:20,167 | 00:08:23,127 | So, we are all gonna run two laps around this field. | So, we are all gonna run two laps around this field. |
184 | 00:08:23,212 | 00:08:26,552 | Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go! | Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go! |
185 | 00:08:27,132 | 00:08:30,052 | -Okay, come on. What you got? -[player] What's going on? | -Okay, come on. What you got? -[player] What's going on? |
186 | 00:08:30,135 | 00:08:31,965 | [players shouting] | [players shouting] |
187 | 00:08:32,054 | 00:08:34,064 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
188 | 00:08:34,139 | 00:08:36,059 | [Ted] You're catching up. Don't cut that corner! | [Ted] You're catching up. Don't cut that corner! |
189 | 00:08:36,140 | 00:08:38,100 | Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. | Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man. |
190 | 00:08:38,184 | 00:08:39,524 | [Jamie] Faster, boys! | [Jamie] Faster, boys! |
191 | 00:08:41,730 | 00:08:43,570 | -Look at his face. -Colin, Isaac, please stop. | -Look at his face. -Colin, Isaac, please stop. |
192 | 00:08:43,982 | 00:08:45,652 | Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts. | Yeah, it really hurts now. It really hurts. |
193 | 00:08:45,734 | 00:08:47,954 | Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach. | Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach. |
194 | 00:08:48,028 | 00:08:49,698 | -[Colin] Oh, right, boyo. -[Isaac] Yeah. | -[Colin] Oh, right, boyo. -[Isaac] Yeah. |
195 | 00:08:49,780 | 00:08:50,950 | Sorry, gaffer. | Sorry, gaffer. |
196 | 00:08:52,074 | 00:08:53,534 | -Thank you. -[laughs] | -Thank you. -[laughs] |
197 | 00:08:54,201 | 00:08:56,831 | -[chattering] -[Ted] Whoo! | -[chattering] -[Ted] Whoo! |
198 | 00:08:56,912 | 00:08:59,252 | Okay, way to run out there today, fellas. | Okay, way to run out there today, fellas. |
199 | 00:08:59,331 | 00:09:01,211 | You guys are much faster than me. | You guys are much faster than me. |
200 | 00:09:01,291 | 00:09:02,881 | -[camera clicks] -Except Coach Beard. | -[camera clicks] -Except Coach Beard. |
201 | 00:09:02,960 | 00:09:05,170 | What's going on? I thought you ran track in high school or something. | What's going on? I thought you ran track in high school or something. |
202 | 00:09:05,254 | 00:09:06,264 | -Chess team, Coach. -Mm-hmm. | -Chess team, Coach. -Mm-hmm. |
203 | 00:09:06,338 | 00:09:07,508 | Illinois State Champs, baby. | Illinois State Champs, baby. |
204 | 00:09:07,589 | 00:09:09,379 | Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas. | Okay, yeah. Illinois is a state, fellas. |
205 | 00:09:09,466 | 00:09:12,296 | Uh, one last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers. | Uh, one last thing, there are some gifts up in y'all's lockers. |
206 | 00:09:12,386 | 00:09:14,806 | In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em. | In your little cubbies up there. So, hope you enjoy 'em. |
207 | 00:09:28,569 | 00:09:29,899 | It's a fucking book. | It's a fucking book. |
208 | 00:09:40,581 | 00:09:41,711 | Nice one, bitch boy. | Nice one, bitch boy. |
209 | 00:09:46,253 | 00:09:47,383 | [knocking] | [knocking] |
210 | 00:09:48,338 | 00:09:50,258 | -Hey. -Yeah, I just thought you should know | -Hey. -Yeah, I just thought you should know |
211 | 00:09:50,340 | 00:09:52,930 | that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day | that your boy Nathan's being harassed every single day |
212 | 00:09:53,010 | 00:09:56,010 | by Jamie and his little... side-pricks. | by Jamie and his little... side-pricks. |
213 | 00:09:56,722 | 00:09:58,352 | -Right. -So you know already? | -Right. -So you know already? |
214 | 00:09:58,432 | 00:09:59,472 | Yep. | Yep. |
215 | 00:09:59,558 | 00:10:01,138 | So, you'll take care of it? | So, you'll take care of it? |
216 | 00:10:01,226 | 00:10:02,306 | No. | No. |
217 | 00:10:03,687 | 00:10:04,767 | What the fuck? | What the fuck? |
218 | 00:10:04,855 | 00:10:07,815 | Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons | Roy, I learned two pretty big lessons |
219 | 00:10:07,900 | 00:10:10,820 | on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds of Brookridge Elementary School. | on the rough-and-tumble playgrounds of Brookridge Elementary School. |
220 | 00:10:11,486 | 00:10:14,486 | One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar, | One, if little Ronnie Fowch offers you a candy bar, |
221 | 00:10:14,573 | 00:10:17,083 | you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there. | you immediately say no, and you get the hell outta there. |
222 | 00:10:17,659 | 00:10:18,909 | 'Cause there's a good chance | 'Cause there's a good chance |
223 | 00:10:18,994 | 00:10:22,124 | that little son of a gun has just pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. | that little son of a gun has just pooped inside of a Butterfinger wrapper. |
224 | 00:10:22,831 | 00:10:25,211 | No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. | No one ever saw him do it, but a couple people ate it. |
225 | 00:10:25,292 | 00:10:28,422 | Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone, | Number two, if the teacher tells the bully not to pick on someone, |
226 | 00:10:28,504 | 00:10:29,844 | it's just gonna make it worse. | it's just gonna make it worse. |
227 | 00:10:29,922 | 00:10:31,382 | So, you're not gonna do anything? | So, you're not gonna do anything? |
228 | 00:10:32,216 | 00:10:33,336 | No. | No. |
229 | 00:10:33,425 | 00:10:34,425 | [scoffs] | [scoffs] |
230 | 00:10:39,223 | 00:10:40,433 | Why you winding him up? | Why you winding him up? |
231 | 00:10:41,141 | 00:10:42,181 | He's the one, Coach. | He's the one, Coach. |
232 | 00:10:42,267 | 00:10:44,307 | If we're gonna make an impact here, | If we're gonna make an impact here, |
233 | 00:10:44,394 | 00:10:47,654 | the first domino that needs to fall is right inside that man's heart. | the first domino that needs to fall is right inside that man's heart. |
234 | 00:10:57,616 | 00:10:58,616 | Yes. | Yes. |
235 | 00:11:00,035 | 00:11:03,745 | -Jamie, can I ask you something? -It's 40 kilos. I do three sets of ten. | -Jamie, can I ask you something? -It's 40 kilos. I do three sets of ten. |
236 | 00:11:04,331 | 00:11:08,791 | And then I alternate between bis... [grunts] and tris. | And then I alternate between bis... [grunts] and tris. |
237 | 00:11:08,877 | 00:11:11,457 | I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy. | I don't give a shit what you lift, you little pretty boy. |
238 | 00:11:11,547 | 00:11:13,217 | Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked. | Yeah, you do, 'cause you asked. |
239 | 00:11:14,216 | 00:11:15,546 | Can you curl 40 kilos? | Can you curl 40 kilos? |
240 | 00:11:15,634 | 00:11:17,514 | No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag. | No, but I can use your balls as a speed bag. |
241 | 00:11:17,594 | 00:11:19,724 | -Do you wanna try that? -Not especially. | -Do you wanna try that? -Not especially. |
242 | 00:11:20,430 | 00:11:22,560 | Do you even understand the influence you have on this team? | Do you even understand the influence you have on this team? |
243 | 00:11:22,641 | 00:11:24,481 | -I'm the shit, yeah. -No, you're a bellend. | -I'm the shit, yeah. -No, you're a bellend. |
244 | 00:11:24,560 | 00:11:28,060 | But because your right foot was kissed by God the boys look up to you. | But because your right foot was kissed by God the boys look up to you. |
245 | 00:11:28,146 | 00:11:29,686 | It's made me question my own faith. | It's made me question my own faith. |
246 | 00:11:30,190 | 00:11:31,480 | So, when they pick on Nate... | So, when they pick on Nate... |
247 | 00:11:31,567 | 00:11:33,067 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
248 | 00:11:33,151 | 00:11:34,281 | ...and you laugh... | ...and you laugh... |
249 | 00:11:34,820 | 00:11:35,820 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
250 | 00:11:35,904 | 00:11:37,454 | ...they think it's okay. | ...they think it's okay. |
251 | 00:11:37,531 | 00:11:41,291 | Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it. | Right, 'cause Nate's a weak baby and he can't do anything about it. |
252 | 00:11:41,702 | 00:11:43,372 | [chuckling] | [chuckling] |
253 | 00:11:46,248 | 00:11:48,748 | Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it. Nate's a good lad. | Yeah, all right. I'll take care of it. Nate's a good lad. |
254 | 00:11:49,168 | 00:11:50,248 | Good. | Good. |
255 | 00:11:51,670 | 00:11:52,920 | Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight? | Hey, Roy. You comin' to the club tonight? |
256 | 00:11:53,005 | 00:11:54,205 | Hold on, will you be there? | Hold on, will you be there? |
257 | 00:11:54,298 | 00:11:56,378 | -Of course, bruv. -Then fuck no. | -Of course, bruv. -Then fuck no. |
258 | 00:11:57,926 | 00:11:59,506 | Colin, Isaac, come here. | Colin, Isaac, come here. |
259 | 00:12:01,054 | 00:12:02,854 | You know how you two are always messing with Nate? | You know how you two are always messing with Nate? |
260 | 00:12:02,931 | 00:12:04,101 | -Yeah. -Yeah. | -Yeah. -Yeah. |
261 | 00:12:07,769 | 00:12:09,269 | Keep it up. Makes me laugh. | Keep it up. Makes me laugh. |
262 | 00:12:16,195 | 00:12:17,195 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
263 | 00:12:17,279 | 00:12:19,359 | -Good morning, Higgins. -Oh, good morning. I was just-- | -Good morning, Higgins. -Oh, good morning. I was just-- |
264 | 00:12:19,448 | 00:12:21,908 | Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time. | Waiting at the entrance so I'd see you were here on time. |
265 | 00:12:21,992 | 00:12:24,242 | Exactly. You seem in good spirits. | Exactly. You seem in good spirits. |
266 | 00:12:24,328 | 00:12:26,908 | Yes, I am. I've just realized something. | Yes, I am. I've just realized something. |
267 | 00:12:26,997 | 00:12:28,917 | Who cares if we can't run that picture? | Who cares if we can't run that picture? |
268 | 00:12:28,999 | 00:12:30,879 | The bigger issue is that the local community | The bigger issue is that the local community |
269 | 00:12:30,959 | 00:12:33,419 | is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play. | is getting behind the team no matter how badly they play. |
270 | 00:12:33,504 | 00:12:34,464 | Mm. | Mm. |
271 | 00:12:34,546 | 00:12:36,376 | It is an outstanding fan base. | It is an outstanding fan base. |
272 | 00:12:36,465 | 00:12:39,005 | Yes, one I believe I can put an end to. | Yes, one I believe I can put an end to. |
273 | 00:12:39,092 | 00:12:40,802 | Hooray. [chuckles] | Hooray. [chuckles] |
274 | 00:12:40,886 | 00:12:42,096 | [Rebecca] No. | [Rebecca] No. |
275 | 00:12:42,179 | 00:12:44,139 | Okay. I'll go back there. | Okay. I'll go back there. |
276 | 00:12:44,223 | 00:12:46,273 | -[Ted] Here you go. -[Rebecca] Thank you. | -[Ted] Here you go. -[Rebecca] Thank you. |
277 | 00:12:46,350 | 00:12:48,560 | So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun. | So, I spoke to the owner of The Sun. |
278 | 00:12:48,644 | 00:12:49,854 | You spoke to God? | You spoke to God? |
279 | 00:12:50,479 | 00:12:51,859 | -No, the newspaper. -Oh, right. | -No, the newspaper. -Oh, right. |
280 | 00:12:51,939 | 00:12:55,529 | And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley. | And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley. |
281 | 00:12:56,151 | 00:13:00,161 | -MVP! MVP! MVP! -[chuckles] | -MVP! MVP! MVP! -[chuckles] |
282 | 00:13:00,239 | 00:13:02,409 | -Left leg! Whoo! Right leg, not as good! -Okay. | -Left leg! Whoo! Right leg, not as good! -Okay. |
283 | 00:13:02,491 | 00:13:04,081 | -Yeah! -Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted. | -Yeah! -Yes. Okay, thank you, Ted. |
284 | 00:13:04,159 | 00:13:05,829 | Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead. | Sorry. Yeah, no. You were saying. Go ahead. |
285 | 00:13:05,911 | 00:13:06,911 | In exchange, | In exchange, |
286 | 00:13:06,995 | 00:13:10,365 | I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent, | I've agreed for his more reputable newspaper, The Independent, |
287 | 00:13:10,457 | 00:13:11,957 | to do a profile on you. | to do a profile on you. |
288 | 00:13:12,042 | 00:13:13,342 | "One-on-One with Coach Lasso." | "One-on-One with Coach Lasso." |
289 | 00:13:13,418 | 00:13:14,498 | Yeah, okay. | Yeah, okay. |
290 | 00:13:14,586 | 00:13:17,126 | -The writer will be Trent Crimm. -Hmm. | -The writer will be Trent Crimm. -Hmm. |
291 | 00:13:17,214 | 00:13:20,224 | And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him. | And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him. |
292 | 00:13:20,300 | 00:13:22,680 | Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie. | Oh, no. I know Trent, yeah. He's a tough cookie. |
293 | 00:13:22,761 | 00:13:24,971 | -Really? -Yeah, but that's okay. | -Really? -Yeah, but that's okay. |
294 | 00:13:25,055 | 00:13:26,555 | You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya? | You know what you do with tough cookies, don't ya? |
295 | 00:13:26,640 | 00:13:29,020 | -No. -Dip 'em in milk. [chuckles] | -No. -Dip 'em in milk. [chuckles] |
296 | 00:13:29,101 | 00:13:30,311 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
297 | 00:13:30,394 | 00:13:32,104 | [Ted] All right, let's run that new one. | [Ted] All right, let's run that new one. |
298 | 00:13:32,187 | 00:13:33,897 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
299 | 00:13:36,483 | 00:13:37,823 | Hey, there he is. | Hey, there he is. |
300 | 00:13:37,901 | 00:13:39,861 | Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America. | Hello, Coach Ted Lasso from America. |
301 | 00:13:39,945 | 00:13:42,275 | Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent. | Hello, Trent Crimm from The Independent. |
302 | 00:13:42,364 | 00:13:44,324 | Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun. | Hey, excited to spend the day with ya. Gonna be fun. |
303 | 00:13:44,408 | 00:13:45,778 | And please, call me Ted. | And please, call me Ted. |
304 | 00:13:46,785 | 00:13:48,035 | All right, let's go! | All right, let's go! |
305 | 00:13:48,704 | 00:13:50,874 | [players shouting] | [players shouting] |
306 | 00:13:53,876 | 00:13:54,956 | [Ted] Wide open. | [Ted] Wide open. |
307 | 00:13:55,043 | 00:13:56,883 | -[player] Yeah! -[Ted] Ooh! Snuck it by him. | -[player] Yeah! -[Ted] Ooh! Snuck it by him. |
308 | 00:13:59,631 | 00:14:01,841 | -[players cheering] -[blows whistle] | -[players cheering] -[blows whistle] |
309 | 00:14:03,468 | 00:14:04,968 | Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel? | Thataway, Sammy. How'd that feel? |
310 | 00:14:05,053 | 00:14:07,683 | Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis. | Oh, wonderful, Coach. I felt that one in my penis. |
311 | 00:14:07,764 | 00:14:09,644 | Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah. | Yeah. No, that sounds about right. That's good. Yeah. |
312 | 00:14:09,725 | 00:14:12,225 | Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby. | Hey, Jamie, you gotta sell that run-through hard, baby. |
313 | 00:14:12,311 | 00:14:13,981 | Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this. | Make the defense believe you. Watch, like this. |
314 | 00:14:14,062 | 00:14:15,612 | Ball! Ball! Give me the ball! | Ball! Ball! Give me the ball! |
315 | 00:14:15,689 | 00:14:18,529 | I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please! | I want the ball! Give me the ball! I would like the ball, please! |
316 | 00:14:18,609 | 00:14:19,609 | Make it a performance. | Make it a performance. |
317 | 00:14:19,693 | 00:14:21,953 | I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year. | I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year. |
318 | 00:14:22,029 | 00:14:23,359 | You want me to run decoy? | You want me to run decoy? |
319 | 00:14:23,447 | 00:14:24,407 | Yeah, that's right. | Yeah, that's right. |
320 | 00:14:24,489 | 00:14:25,449 | It's a joke. | It's a joke. |
321 | 00:14:25,949 | 00:14:28,449 | Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny. | Unfortunately for you, though, no one thinks it's funny. |
322 | 00:14:28,535 | 00:14:29,535 | That true? | That true? |
323 | 00:14:29,620 | 00:14:32,160 | Um, agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. | Um, agree to disagree. I find it hilarious. |
324 | 00:14:32,247 | 00:14:33,537 | I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. | I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. |
325 | 00:14:33,624 | 00:14:34,504 | Ooh. High praise. | Ooh. High praise. |
326 | 00:14:35,000 | 00:14:36,790 | That scene where the bunk bed collapses... | That scene where the bunk bed collapses... |
327 | 00:14:37,211 | 00:14:39,461 | I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, | I used to think that was the funniest thing I'd ever seen, |
328 | 00:14:39,546 | 00:14:40,546 | but then I just saw that. | but then I just saw that. |
329 | 00:14:40,631 | 00:14:42,631 | And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is | And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is |
330 | 00:14:42,716 | 00:14:43,836 | the funniest thing I've ever seen. | the funniest thing I've ever seen. |
331 | 00:14:43,926 | 00:14:47,216 | Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. | Yeah, that's when sports and art combine, as far as I'm concerned. |
332 | 00:14:47,304 | 00:14:49,104 | All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go. | All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go. |
333 | 00:14:49,181 | 00:14:50,181 | Cheers. | Cheers. |
334 | 00:14:51,475 | 00:14:53,185 | Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it. | Yeah, they're getting it. They're getting it. |
335 | 00:14:53,268 | 00:14:55,398 | Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this? | Interesting play, Ted. Did you come up with this? |
336 | 00:14:55,479 | 00:14:56,479 | Oh, no, no, no. | Oh, no, no, no. |
337 | 00:14:56,563 | 00:14:58,733 | This is all cooked up by our very own Nate the Great. | This is all cooked up by our very own Nate the Great. |
338 | 00:14:59,358 | 00:15:00,478 | Who's "Nate the Great"? | Who's "Nate the Great"? |
339 | 00:15:01,443 | 00:15:02,443 | Oh, yeah. There he is. | Oh, yeah. There he is. |
340 | 00:15:03,153 | 00:15:05,783 | Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo. | Someone's been walking their dog here. Found another poo. |
341 | 00:15:06,323 | 00:15:07,323 | Okay. | Okay. |
342 | 00:15:08,116 | 00:15:09,986 | What exactly does "Nate the Great" do? | What exactly does "Nate the Great" do? |
343 | 00:15:10,494 | 00:15:11,914 | I'm not exactly sure what his title is. | I'm not exactly sure what his title is. |
344 | 00:15:11,995 | 00:15:13,575 | Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here? | Hey, Coach. What is Nate's job around here? |
345 | 00:15:13,664 | 00:15:15,424 | -Kit man. -There you go. Kit man. | -Kit man. -There you go. Kit man. |
346 | 00:15:16,542 | 00:15:19,462 | Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack | Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack |
347 | 00:15:19,545 | 00:15:20,495 | to the kit man? | to the kit man? |
348 | 00:15:20,587 | 00:15:23,127 | That young fellow's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know. | That young fellow's forgotten more about this sport than I'll ever know. |
349 | 00:15:23,215 | 00:15:25,335 | [chuckles] Heck, might be a genius. | [chuckles] Heck, might be a genius. |
350 | 00:15:25,425 | 00:15:26,675 | Anything to add, Coach? | Anything to add, Coach? |
351 | 00:15:26,760 | 00:15:27,760 | Good kid. | Good kid. |
352 | 00:15:29,346 | 00:15:30,346 | Boy, oh boy. | Boy, oh boy. |
353 | 00:15:30,430 | 00:15:32,220 | If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was. | If you knew Coach Beard, you'd know what a big deal that was. |
354 | 00:15:32,307 | 00:15:34,557 | You mean that, don't you? Whoa. | You mean that, don't you? Whoa. |
355 | 00:15:35,060 | 00:15:36,560 | Well, hell. There's your story right there. | Well, hell. There's your story right there. |
356 | 00:15:36,645 | 00:15:39,645 | Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head." | Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head." |
357 | 00:15:39,731 | 00:15:40,861 | Watch your back, Gay Talese. | Watch your back, Gay Talese. |
358 | 00:15:40,941 | 00:15:44,991 | There's a new iconic profile about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm. | There's a new iconic profile about to be typed up by one Trent Crimm. |
359 | 00:15:45,070 | 00:15:46,450 | Tighten up those lines! | Tighten up those lines! |
360 | 00:15:47,281 | 00:15:48,371 | Let 'em know, Coach. | Let 'em know, Coach. |
361 | 00:15:50,784 | 00:15:51,794 | Come on. | Come on. |
362 | 00:15:52,995 | 00:15:53,995 | Get a towel. | Get a towel. |
363 | 00:15:54,079 | 00:15:55,999 | -[Nathan] Oh, God. No, no, no. -[Colin] Get a towel. | -[Nathan] Oh, God. No, no, no. -[Colin] Get a towel. |
364 | 00:15:56,081 | 00:15:59,041 | -Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No. -[Roy] Oi, oi! | -Let go. Please, God. Stop it. No. -[Roy] Oi, oi! |
365 | 00:15:59,126 | 00:16:00,626 | What the fuck are you doing? | What the fuck are you doing? |
366 | 00:16:01,420 | 00:16:03,050 | Jamie not talk to you about leaving him alone? | Jamie not talk to you about leaving him alone? |
367 | 00:16:07,176 | 00:16:08,836 | Fuck's sake. | Fuck's sake. |
368 | 00:16:14,892 | 00:16:16,482 | [wolf whistle] | [wolf whistle] |
369 | 00:16:17,978 | 00:16:20,108 | -You look like you've forgotten something. -Hi, Keeley. | -You look like you've forgotten something. -Hi, Keeley. |
370 | 00:16:20,189 | 00:16:22,939 | I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya? | I'm looking for your prick boyfriend. You know how to pick 'em, don't ya? |
371 | 00:16:23,025 | 00:16:26,815 | Um, didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money? | Um, didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money? |
372 | 00:16:26,904 | 00:16:29,494 | So? I don't need a phone and a watch. | So? I don't need a phone and a watch. |
373 | 00:16:30,282 | 00:16:32,872 | Look, I didn't sign up to be your boyfriend's minder, okay? | Look, I didn't sign up to be your boyfriend's minder, okay? |
374 | 00:16:32,951 | 00:16:35,791 | But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible | But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible |
375 | 00:16:35,871 | 00:16:39,371 | for fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know. | for fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know. |
376 | 00:16:39,458 | 00:16:40,628 | It's Barnes. | It's Barnes. |
377 | 00:16:40,709 | 00:16:41,749 | No. It's Shelley. | No. It's Shelley. |
378 | 00:16:41,835 | 00:16:42,835 | [chuckling] Yeah, I know. | [chuckling] Yeah, I know. |
379 | 00:16:42,920 | 00:16:44,210 | I don't like being tricked. | I don't like being tricked. |
380 | 00:16:44,296 | 00:16:48,126 | Not by you and not by, [mocking] "Howdy y'all, cowboys. | Not by you and not by, [mocking] "Howdy y'all, cowboys. |
381 | 00:16:48,217 | 00:16:51,137 | My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas." | My name is Ted Lasso and I'm from Kansas." |
382 | 00:16:51,220 | 00:16:52,680 | [imitates gunshots] | [imitates gunshots] |
383 | 00:16:53,514 | 00:16:56,184 | Wow, you're, like, really, really bad at impressions, man. | Wow, you're, like, really, really bad at impressions, man. |
384 | 00:16:56,266 | 00:17:01,226 | I know he's trying to push my buttons, but I cannot be manipulated. | I know he's trying to push my buttons, but I cannot be manipulated. |
385 | 00:17:01,313 | 00:17:04,323 | Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to. | Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to. |
386 | 00:17:04,398 | 00:17:06,278 | -No, you couldn't, Keeley-- -I think, actually, I could. | -No, you couldn't, Keeley-- -I think, actually, I could. |
387 | 00:17:06,359 | 00:17:08,529 | -You couldn't, Keeley-- No, Keeley. -What was that? I can't seem to hear you. | -You couldn't, Keeley-- No, Keeley. -What was that? I can't seem to hear you. |
388 | 00:17:08,612 | 00:17:10,742 | -Keeley, if you would listen to me-- -I'm trying to listen to you. | -Keeley, if you would listen to me-- -I'm trying to listen to you. |
389 | 00:17:10,821 | 00:17:12,071 | -I could tell you why-- -So tell me. | -I could tell you why-- -So tell me. |
390 | 00:17:13,032 | 00:17:14,702 | Is that making you mad? | Is that making you mad? |
391 | 00:17:15,618 | 00:17:16,618 | No. | No. |
392 | 00:17:17,579 | 00:17:18,579 | No. | No. |
393 | 00:17:21,708 | 00:17:26,088 | [mocking] "I'm Roy Kent and I get paid to play a game, | [mocking] "I'm Roy Kent and I get paid to play a game, |
394 | 00:17:26,171 | 00:17:28,421 | but I'm mad all the time." | but I'm mad all the time." |
395 | 00:17:28,507 | 00:17:29,757 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
396 | 00:17:30,884 | 00:17:32,224 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
397 | 00:17:34,179 | 00:17:35,429 | That's actually pretty good. | That's actually pretty good. |
398 | 00:17:43,814 | 00:17:45,074 | -Hey, Trent. -Mm? | -Hey, Trent. -Mm? |
399 | 00:17:45,148 | 00:17:47,398 | -You know who you remind me of right now? -No. Who? | -You know who you remind me of right now? -No. Who? |
400 | 00:17:47,484 | 00:17:48,994 | One of them robot vacuums. | One of them robot vacuums. |
401 | 00:17:49,987 | 00:17:51,817 | Just kinda wandering around looking for dirt. | Just kinda wandering around looking for dirt. |
402 | 00:17:51,905 | 00:17:53,565 | -Roomba. -That's the one. | -Roomba. -That's the one. |
403 | 00:17:54,283 | 00:17:55,833 | -Actually, I have a question. -Mm-hmm. | -Actually, I have a question. -Mm-hmm. |
404 | 00:17:55,909 | 00:17:57,869 | After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace, | After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace, |
405 | 00:17:57,953 | 00:18:00,713 | one of your players said there was a party in the locker room. | one of your players said there was a party in the locker room. |
406 | 00:18:00,789 | 00:18:03,829 | Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss? | Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss? |
407 | 00:18:04,960 | 00:18:08,380 | Well, Trent, I've never really concerned myself too much with wins and losses. | Well, Trent, I've never really concerned myself too much with wins and losses. |
408 | 00:18:08,463 | 00:18:10,513 | Now that's a quote I'll probably use. | Now that's a quote I'll probably use. |
409 | 00:18:10,591 | 00:18:11,591 | You should get going. | You should get going. |
410 | 00:18:12,217 | 00:18:13,887 | Hey, will you let Roy know we're heading out soon? | Hey, will you let Roy know we're heading out soon? |
411 | 00:18:13,969 | 00:18:15,219 | -Copy. -Thanks, Coach. | -Copy. -Thanks, Coach. |
412 | 00:18:15,304 | 00:18:18,474 | You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids. | You wanna tag along? We're gonna go speak to some schoolkids. |
413 | 00:18:18,557 | 00:18:20,057 | Oh, what a coincidence. | Oh, what a coincidence. |
414 | 00:18:20,142 | 00:18:23,272 | The day of our interview you just happen to be visiting a local school. | The day of our interview you just happen to be visiting a local school. |
415 | 00:18:23,353 | 00:18:25,733 | Well, that's the funny thing about coincidences, ain't it? | Well, that's the funny thing about coincidences, ain't it? |
416 | 00:18:26,523 | 00:18:27,823 | Sometimes they just happen. | Sometimes they just happen. |
417 | 00:18:28,734 | 00:18:29,904 | Come on now. | Come on now. |
418 | 00:18:30,819 | 00:18:32,569 | -[knocking] -Come in. | -[knocking] -Come in. |
419 | 00:18:32,654 | 00:18:35,994 | I just wanted to come and thank you again for stopping that picture from running. | I just wanted to come and thank you again for stopping that picture from running. |
420 | 00:18:36,575 | 00:18:37,825 | And I bought you a present. | And I bought you a present. |
421 | 00:18:42,289 | 00:18:43,419 | Made me think of you. | Made me think of you. |
422 | 00:18:44,374 | 00:18:45,924 | It's strong and a bit prickly. | It's strong and a bit prickly. |
423 | 00:18:49,254 | 00:18:51,094 | You know, I've decided to not be scared of you anymore. | You know, I've decided to not be scared of you anymore. |
424 | 00:18:51,715 | 00:18:52,835 | I didn't know you were. | I didn't know you were. |
425 | 00:18:52,925 | 00:18:54,885 | Oh, yeah. I was, like, fucking terrified of you. | Oh, yeah. I was, like, fucking terrified of you. |
426 | 00:18:54,968 | 00:18:57,678 | My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off | My God, Jamie would have been so pissed off |
427 | 00:18:57,763 | 00:19:00,063 | with reporters poking around in our love life. [groans] | with reporters poking around in our love life. [groans] |
428 | 00:19:01,099 | 00:19:03,479 | I don't know why I'm telling you. You know all about that, don't you? | I don't know why I'm telling you. You know all about that, don't you? |
429 | 00:19:03,560 | 00:19:05,060 | Remember when you got divorced? | Remember when you got divorced? |
430 | 00:19:05,562 | 00:19:06,692 | It rings a bell. | It rings a bell. |
431 | 00:19:06,772 | 00:19:08,692 | Yeah, I mean, didn't it, like, make you really mad | Yeah, I mean, didn't it, like, make you really mad |
432 | 00:19:08,774 | 00:19:10,444 | that they went after you and not Rupert? | that they went after you and not Rupert? |
433 | 00:19:10,526 | 00:19:13,146 | 'Cause he was the one that cheated and he came across like Prince Charming. | 'Cause he was the one that cheated and he came across like Prince Charming. |
434 | 00:19:13,237 | 00:19:15,527 | It really pissed me off. | It really pissed me off. |
435 | 00:19:16,448 | 00:19:18,908 | Well, the press are never awful to men. | Well, the press are never awful to men. |
436 | 00:19:19,451 | 00:19:22,621 | No one ever pays a fortune for a photo of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca | No one ever pays a fortune for a photo of a naked man on a yacht in Mallorca |
437 | 00:19:22,704 | 00:19:23,914 | a week after his divorce. | a week after his divorce. |
438 | 00:19:23,997 | 00:19:26,247 | Whoa. That's like a very specific scenario. | Whoa. That's like a very specific scenario. |
439 | 00:19:26,333 | 00:19:28,963 | Oh, my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. | Oh, my God. That means there's a picture of you naked on a yacht. |
440 | 00:19:29,044 | 00:19:30,004 | Can I see it? Is it here? | Can I see it? Is it here? |
441 | 00:19:30,087 | 00:19:33,337 | Come on. You wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone. | Come on. You wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone. |
442 | 00:19:33,882 | 00:19:34,882 | Please. | Please. |
443 | 00:19:35,884 | 00:19:36,934 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
444 | 00:19:37,010 | 00:19:40,390 | It was taken from a helicopter while I was sunbathing. | It was taken from a helicopter while I was sunbathing. |
445 | 00:19:40,472 | 00:19:41,972 | [gasps] | [gasps] |
446 | 00:19:42,057 | 00:19:44,137 | Holy shit, Rebecca. | Holy shit, Rebecca. |
447 | 00:19:44,685 | 00:19:46,055 | Are those your real tits? | Are those your real tits? |
448 | 00:19:46,144 | 00:19:48,524 | I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them. | I feel like a teenage boy. I can't stop staring at them. |
449 | 00:19:48,605 | 00:19:50,355 | Where did you get those? | Where did you get those? |
450 | 00:19:50,440 | 00:19:51,530 | My mum. | My mum. |
451 | 00:19:51,608 | 00:19:53,358 | I can't believe you stopped this from running. | I can't believe you stopped this from running. |
452 | 00:19:53,443 | 00:19:54,743 | I would have shown everyone. | I would have shown everyone. |
453 | 00:19:54,820 | 00:19:57,660 | Right. I-I really need to get on. | Right. I-I really need to get on. |
454 | 00:19:58,490 | 00:19:59,780 | Oh, sorry. Yeah. | Oh, sorry. Yeah. |
455 | 00:20:00,242 | 00:20:01,242 | Thank you. | Thank you. |
456 | 00:20:02,077 | 00:20:03,367 | [Keeley clears throat] | [Keeley clears throat] |
457 | 00:20:04,913 | 00:20:05,963 | Bye. | Bye. |
458 | 00:20:06,707 | 00:20:07,707 | Shoes. | Shoes. |
459 | 00:20:08,542 | 00:20:10,252 | Shoes. Yes. | Shoes. Yes. |
460 | 00:20:11,712 | 00:20:13,212 | Wow, you really blew my brains out | Wow, you really blew my brains out |
461 | 00:20:13,297 | 00:20:15,257 | with those beautiful breasts of yours, Rebecca. | with those beautiful breasts of yours, Rebecca. |
462 | 00:20:17,426 | 00:20:19,466 | -[school bell rings] -[chattering] | -[school bell rings] -[chattering] |
463 | 00:20:28,520 | 00:20:30,440 | -[clears throat] -[chattering stops] | -[clears throat] -[chattering stops] |
464 | 00:20:30,522 | 00:20:32,862 | When I first saw our school football squad, | When I first saw our school football squad, |
465 | 00:20:33,609 | 00:20:36,819 | I didn't think that Richmond Primary would win a single game, | I didn't think that Richmond Primary would win a single game, |
466 | 00:20:37,404 | 00:20:39,784 | much less the league championship. | much less the league championship. |
467 | 00:20:40,407 | 00:20:42,407 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
468 | 00:20:46,955 | 00:20:48,575 | [applause stops] | [applause stops] |
469 | 00:20:48,665 | 00:20:53,205 | To celebrate, please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, | To celebrate, please welcome the new manager of AFC Richmond, |
470 | 00:20:53,295 | 00:20:54,795 | Ed Lasso. | Ed Lasso. |
471 | 00:20:54,880 | 00:20:56,470 | [scattered applause] | [scattered applause] |
472 | 00:20:57,299 | 00:20:58,799 | Thank you. I appreciate you. | Thank you. I appreciate you. |
473 | 00:20:58,884 | 00:21:01,224 | All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing? | All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing? |
474 | 00:21:02,179 | 00:21:04,009 | -[boy] Wanker. -Jacob. | -[boy] Wanker. -Jacob. |
475 | 00:21:04,097 | 00:21:05,267 | [laughter] | [laughter] |
476 | 00:21:05,766 | 00:21:06,846 | It's all right. | It's all right. |
477 | 00:21:06,934 | 00:21:08,814 | Uh, look, I just wanted to come down | Uh, look, I just wanted to come down |
478 | 00:21:08,894 | 00:21:11,024 | and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season. | and congratulate y'all on a heck of a season. |
479 | 00:21:11,104 | 00:21:14,274 | But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya. | But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya. |
480 | 00:21:14,358 | 00:21:15,938 | So if you please help me welcome | So if you please help me welcome |
481 | 00:21:16,026 | 00:21:19,856 | the captain of your AFC Richmond squad, Roy Kent. | the captain of your AFC Richmond squad, Roy Kent. |
482 | 00:21:19,947 | 00:21:22,317 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
483 | 00:21:22,407 | 00:21:25,237 | [chanting] Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! | [chanting] Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! |
484 | 00:21:25,786 | 00:21:27,406 | Right. [clears throat] | Right. [clears throat] |
485 | 00:21:27,496 | 00:21:32,076 | Never been much for public speaking or school, really. | Never been much for public speaking or school, really. |
486 | 00:21:32,793 | 00:21:34,593 | Always seemed like a waste of time to me. | Always seemed like a waste of time to me. |
487 | 00:21:36,880 | 00:21:38,920 | -[boy sniffles] -[girl coughs] | -[boy sniffles] -[girl coughs] |
488 | 00:21:39,007 | 00:21:41,257 | Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, | Why don't we get out of this stuffy auditorium, |
489 | 00:21:41,343 | 00:21:43,473 | go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck-about? | go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck-about? |
490 | 00:21:43,554 | 00:21:45,144 | [gasping] | [gasping] |
491 | 00:21:46,056 | 00:21:48,676 | [cheering, screaming] | [cheering, screaming] |
492 | 00:21:56,066 | 00:21:57,816 | I think it's really cool you do this. | I think it's really cool you do this. |
493 | 00:21:57,901 | 00:21:59,951 | Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here. | Only doing it 'cause my fucking niece goes here. |
494 | 00:22:00,028 | 00:22:02,608 | -Oh, yeah? Which one is she? -That idiot. | -Oh, yeah? Which one is she? -That idiot. |
495 | 00:22:06,285 | 00:22:07,535 | Oh, boy, here she comes. | Oh, boy, here she comes. |
496 | 00:22:08,287 | 00:22:09,617 | Can we do headers, Uncle Roy? | Can we do headers, Uncle Roy? |
497 | 00:22:09,705 | 00:22:10,995 | Yeah, all right. Come on then. | Yeah, all right. Come on then. |
498 | 00:22:12,124 | 00:22:13,794 | All right. Come on, you lot. Line up. | All right. Come on, you lot. Line up. |
499 | 00:22:13,876 | 00:22:15,746 | Heads. Lovely. | Heads. Lovely. |
500 | 00:22:15,836 | 00:22:17,546 | Next. Go. Perfect. | Next. Go. Perfect. |
501 | 00:22:17,629 | 00:22:19,169 | Next. Heads. | Next. Heads. |
502 | 00:22:19,840 | 00:22:20,840 | Next. | Next. |
503 | 00:22:23,385 | 00:22:24,795 | Well done. Next. | Well done. Next. |
504 | 00:22:27,139 | 00:22:28,139 | Ooh, ooh! | Ooh, ooh! |
505 | 00:22:28,223 | 00:22:30,563 | Next. Sweet. | Next. Sweet. |
506 | 00:22:30,976 | 00:22:32,056 | Lovely. I liked it. | Lovely. I liked it. |
507 | 00:22:33,937 | 00:22:35,187 | -Good. -Roy, come on. | -Good. -Roy, come on. |
508 | 00:22:35,272 | 00:22:37,072 | You hop in there, show 'em how it's done. I'll do a couple. | You hop in there, show 'em how it's done. I'll do a couple. |
509 | 00:22:37,149 | 00:22:38,439 | How you doing? Ready? Come on. | How you doing? Ready? Come on. |
510 | 00:22:38,525 | 00:22:40,025 | Ooh, that's the spot. Come on. | Ooh, that's the spot. Come on. |
511 | 00:22:40,110 | 00:22:42,240 | Here we go, Phoebe. Let's see what you got. | Here we go, Phoebe. Let's see what you got. |
512 | 00:22:42,321 | 00:22:45,161 | Hey, nice catch. We might have ourselves a goalie. [grunts] | Hey, nice catch. We might have ourselves a goalie. [grunts] |
513 | 00:22:45,240 | 00:22:47,280 | [groans] Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button. | [groans] Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button. |
514 | 00:22:47,367 | 00:22:48,287 | Aah. | Aah. |
515 | 00:22:48,785 | 00:22:49,615 | Good job, Phoebe. | Good job, Phoebe. |
516 | 00:22:50,662 | 00:22:52,002 | [school bell rings] | [school bell rings] |
517 | 00:22:54,791 | 00:22:56,421 | [Ted] Oh! Oh boy. | [Ted] Oh! Oh boy. |
518 | 00:22:56,502 | 00:22:57,922 | Sorry about the blood there. | Sorry about the blood there. |
519 | 00:22:59,421 | 00:23:00,421 | There you go. | There you go. |
520 | 00:23:00,506 | 00:23:01,756 | Don't use it to clone me. | Don't use it to clone me. |
521 | 00:23:01,840 | 00:23:04,050 | Nice meeting you. Take care now. | Nice meeting you. Take care now. |
522 | 00:23:05,260 | 00:23:07,760 | That's the longest anyone's ever stayed for something like this. | That's the longest anyone's ever stayed for something like this. |
523 | 00:23:07,846 | 00:23:09,596 | -Hey, thanks for having us. -Cheers. | -Hey, thanks for having us. -Cheers. |
524 | 00:23:09,681 | 00:23:10,681 | Thanks again. | Thanks again. |
525 | 00:23:11,183 | 00:23:13,193 | [laughs] Roy, that was a blast. | [laughs] Roy, that was a blast. |
526 | 00:23:13,268 | 00:23:15,728 | And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie. | And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie. |
527 | 00:23:15,812 | 00:23:19,902 | Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. | Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts. |
528 | 00:23:19,983 | 00:23:22,403 | I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time? | I mean, what even is A Wrinkle in Time? |
529 | 00:23:22,486 | 00:23:24,106 | It's a lovely novel. | It's a lovely novel. |
530 | 00:23:24,196 | 00:23:27,236 | It's the story of a young girl's struggle with the burden of leadership | It's the story of a young girl's struggle with the burden of leadership |
531 | 00:23:27,324 | 00:23:28,664 | as she journeys through space. | as she journeys through space. |
532 | 00:23:29,618 | 00:23:30,618 | Yeah. That's it. | Yeah. That's it. |
533 | 00:23:32,204 | 00:23:33,794 | Am I supposed to be the little girl? | Am I supposed to be the little girl? |
534 | 00:23:34,331 | 00:23:35,421 | I'd like you to be. | I'd like you to be. |
535 | 00:23:36,375 | 00:23:38,165 | Right. None of this matters. | Right. None of this matters. |
536 | 00:23:38,252 | 00:23:40,382 | 'Cause I'm just doing what everyone in this town is doing, | 'Cause I'm just doing what everyone in this town is doing, |
537 | 00:23:40,462 | 00:23:42,382 | and I'm counting down the days until you're gone. | and I'm counting down the days until you're gone. |
538 | 00:23:42,464 | 00:23:44,474 | Trent, you're a colossal prick. You always have been. | Trent, you're a colossal prick. You always have been. |
539 | 00:23:46,260 | 00:23:47,510 | Phoebe, come on. | Phoebe, come on. |
540 | 00:23:53,600 | 00:23:55,560 | -Are you hungry? -Hmm. | -Are you hungry? -Hmm. |
541 | 00:23:56,019 | 00:23:57,019 | [Trent] Little tradition. | [Trent] Little tradition. |
542 | 00:23:59,481 | 00:24:01,071 | Let battle commence. | Let battle commence. |
543 | 00:24:01,525 | 00:24:02,725 | Ted Lasso? | Ted Lasso? |
544 | 00:24:02,818 | 00:24:05,198 | -Hey there, Ollie. -Leave it out. What are you doing here? | -Hey there, Ollie. -Leave it out. What are you doing here? |
545 | 00:24:05,279 | 00:24:06,739 | Well, I mean, you invited me, remember? | Well, I mean, you invited me, remember? |
546 | 00:24:06,822 | 00:24:08,822 | I invite every person who's been in my car. | I invite every person who's been in my car. |
547 | 00:24:08,907 | 00:24:11,367 | Oh. Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent. | Oh. Hey, Ollie. This is my friend Trent. |
548 | 00:24:11,451 | 00:24:13,501 | -Trent, this is my buddy Ollie. -Pleased to meet you. | -Trent, this is my buddy Ollie. -Pleased to meet you. |
549 | 00:24:13,579 | 00:24:15,789 | Congrats. You both just met a cool person. | Congrats. You both just met a cool person. |
550 | 00:24:15,873 | 00:24:18,043 | [laughs] Right, gentlemen. You know what you're having? | [laughs] Right, gentlemen. You know what you're having? |
551 | 00:24:18,625 | 00:24:20,495 | Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends. | Yeah. Well, you know, whatever the chef recommends. |
552 | 00:24:20,586 | 00:24:24,046 | Uh, that would be my father-in-law. Are you okay with a little bit of spice? | Uh, that would be my father-in-law. Are you okay with a little bit of spice? |
553 | 00:24:24,131 | 00:24:26,471 | Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family. | Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family. |
554 | 00:24:26,550 | 00:24:28,140 | [chuckles] You're a brave man. | [chuckles] You're a brave man. |
555 | 00:24:31,138 | 00:24:33,018 | Oh, man. Mad respect. | Oh, man. Mad respect. |
556 | 00:24:33,098 | 00:24:35,268 | That might not be the wisest of choices. | That might not be the wisest of choices. |
557 | 00:24:36,727 | 00:24:38,807 | [Ollie] Here you go, boys. [exhales] | [Ollie] Here you go, boys. [exhales] |
558 | 00:24:38,896 | 00:24:40,146 | -Dig in. -[Ted] Can't wait. | -Dig in. -[Ted] Can't wait. |
559 | 00:24:40,230 | 00:24:42,320 | The smell's already deep inside my brain. | The smell's already deep inside my brain. |
560 | 00:24:42,399 | 00:24:44,939 | -Gonna love it. -I appreciate it. | -Gonna love it. -I appreciate it. |
561 | 00:24:45,027 | 00:24:47,737 | I can't imagine they have good Indian food in Kansas. | I can't imagine they have good Indian food in Kansas. |
562 | 00:24:47,821 | 00:24:50,371 | Oh, I have no idea. I've never had Indian food. | Oh, I have no idea. I've never had Indian food. |
563 | 00:24:57,039 | 00:24:59,369 | -Whoo! -Ooh. | -Whoo! -Ooh. |
564 | 00:25:00,375 | 00:25:02,035 | -[chuckles] -[Trent grunts] | -[chuckles] -[Trent grunts] |
565 | 00:25:02,127 | 00:25:03,707 | Wow, that-- I mean, that's hot. | Wow, that-- I mean, that's hot. |
566 | 00:25:03,795 | 00:25:06,835 | Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Feel like I'm about to breathe fire. | Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Feel like I'm about to breathe fire. |
567 | 00:25:07,216 | 00:25:08,756 | [Trent clears throat] | [Trent clears throat] |
568 | 00:25:08,842 | 00:25:09,932 | I don't think I can eat that. | I don't think I can eat that. |
569 | 00:25:10,802 | 00:25:13,012 | What? No, no, no. Come on now. We gotta put a decent dent in this, | What? No, no, no. Come on now. We gotta put a decent dent in this, |
570 | 00:25:13,096 | 00:25:15,386 | otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie in front of his family. | otherwise we're gonna embarrass Ollie in front of his family. |
571 | 00:25:15,933 | 00:25:19,063 | -No, really, I can't. -Come on, just dump it on my plate. | -No, really, I can't. -Come on, just dump it on my plate. |
572 | 00:25:19,853 | 00:25:20,943 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
573 | 00:25:21,021 | 00:25:22,651 | Yeah, yeah. You're good. | Yeah, yeah. You're good. |
574 | 00:25:22,731 | 00:25:25,321 | So, if you love Kansas so much, why did you-- | So, if you love Kansas so much, why did you-- |
575 | 00:25:26,109 | 00:25:30,199 | Why did you leave to coach a sport you can barely-- you know anything about? | Why did you leave to coach a sport you can barely-- you know anything about? |
576 | 00:25:30,280 | 00:25:31,280 | Was it just the money? | Was it just the money? |
577 | 00:25:31,865 | 00:25:33,575 | Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid? | Wait, I'm supposed to be getting paid? |
578 | 00:25:33,659 | 00:25:34,829 | Are you enjoying the food? | Are you enjoying the food? |
579 | 00:25:35,285 | 00:25:37,115 | Tell your father-in-law it's perfect. | Tell your father-in-law it's perfect. |
580 | 00:25:37,204 | 00:25:39,084 | Ha! Dad! He says it's perfect! | Ha! Dad! He says it's perfect! |
581 | 00:25:41,041 | 00:25:42,081 | -Ted. -Mm-hmm? | -Ted. -Mm-hmm? |
582 | 00:25:42,167 | 00:25:43,787 | What you're doing is irresponsible. | What you're doing is irresponsible. |
583 | 00:25:44,253 | 00:25:46,263 | This club actually means something to this town. | This club actually means something to this town. |
584 | 00:25:46,839 | 00:25:47,879 | I know that. | I know that. |
585 | 00:25:47,965 | 00:25:48,965 | I do. | I do. |
586 | 00:25:49,591 | 00:25:51,131 | Trent, what do you love? | Trent, what do you love? |
587 | 00:25:53,220 | 00:25:54,220 | Is it writing? | Is it writing? |
588 | 00:25:55,389 | 00:25:56,219 | -Yes. -Yeah. | -Yes. -Yeah. |
589 | 00:25:56,306 | 00:25:57,806 | Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it. | Well, good, 'cause you're darn good at it. |
590 | 00:25:58,225 | 00:25:59,425 | -Thank you. -You're welcome. | -Thank you. -You're welcome. |
591 | 00:25:59,518 | 00:26:01,438 | Me? I love coaching. | Me? I love coaching. |
592 | 00:26:02,020 | 00:26:03,150 | Now, I'm gonna say this again | Now, I'm gonna say this again |
593 | 00:26:03,230 | 00:26:05,770 | just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. | just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. |
594 | 00:26:05,858 | 00:26:08,028 | For me, success is not about the wins and losses. | For me, success is not about the wins and losses. |
595 | 00:26:08,610 | 00:26:11,280 | It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves | It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves |
596 | 00:26:11,363 | 00:26:12,363 | on and off the field. | on and off the field. |
597 | 00:26:12,865 | 00:26:14,275 | And it ain't always easy, Trent, | And it ain't always easy, Trent, |
598 | 00:26:14,366 | 00:26:18,036 | but neither is growing up without someone believing in you. | but neither is growing up without someone believing in you. |
599 | 00:26:19,705 | 00:26:20,825 | Let me ask you this. | Let me ask you this. |
600 | 00:26:21,874 | 00:26:23,544 | Is my tongue still in my mouth? | Is my tongue still in my mouth? |
601 | 00:26:23,625 | 00:26:26,035 | 'Cause I am about to hallucinate from all the heat here. | 'Cause I am about to hallucinate from all the heat here. |
602 | 00:26:29,047 | 00:26:30,047 | I really should go. | I really should go. |
603 | 00:26:31,175 | 00:26:33,545 | -Deadlines and all. -Hey, gotta do the work. | -Deadlines and all. -Hey, gotta do the work. |
604 | 00:26:33,635 | 00:26:34,885 | Hey, I'll say this though. | Hey, I'll say this though. |
605 | 00:26:34,970 | 00:26:37,140 | I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent. | I really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you, Trent. |
606 | 00:26:38,265 | 00:26:39,465 | You actually mean that, don't you? | You actually mean that, don't you? |
607 | 00:26:39,892 | 00:26:40,892 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
608 | 00:26:41,894 | 00:26:42,814 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
609 | 00:26:44,188 | 00:26:45,558 | -Thank you. -You're welcome. | -Thank you. -You're welcome. |
610 | 00:26:46,106 | 00:26:46,936 | [Ollie] You all right? | [Ollie] You all right? |
611 | 00:26:48,025 | 00:26:50,025 | Normally, one dish is plenty, | Normally, one dish is plenty, |
612 | 00:26:50,110 | 00:26:52,780 | but we know how you Americans like to eat, innit? | but we know how you Americans like to eat, innit? |
613 | 00:26:53,405 | 00:26:55,365 | -Let's do it, huh? -[both chuckle] | -Let's do it, huh? -[both chuckle] |
614 | 00:26:55,449 | 00:26:56,579 | Try that one. | Try that one. |
615 | 00:26:57,242 | 00:26:58,292 | [exhales] | [exhales] |
616 | 00:27:00,704 | 00:27:01,714 | Whoo! | Whoo! |
617 | 00:27:03,373 | 00:27:06,133 | -Beautiful, right? -It's beyond beautiful. It's hot. | -Beautiful, right? -It's beyond beautiful. It's hot. |
618 | 00:27:08,837 | 00:27:10,877 | "Mrs. Which's voice was grave. | "Mrs. Which's voice was grave. |
619 | 00:27:11,673 | 00:27:13,183 | 'What do you understand?' | 'What do you understand?' |
620 | 00:27:14,051 | 00:27:15,471 | 'That it has to be me. | 'That it has to be me. |
621 | 00:27:16,303 | 00:27:17,763 | Can't be anyone else.'" | Can't be anyone else.'" |
622 | 00:27:22,267 | 00:27:23,347 | Fuck! | Fuck! |
623 | 00:27:24,144 | 00:27:26,154 | That's a bad word, Uncle Roy. | That's a bad word, Uncle Roy. |
624 | 00:27:26,230 | 00:27:27,900 | Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe. | Oh, mind your own business, Phoebe. |
625 | 00:27:32,277 | 00:27:33,277 | Be good. | Be good. |
626 | 00:27:33,362 | 00:27:34,362 | [kisses] | [kisses] |
627 | 00:27:38,242 | 00:27:39,452 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
628 | 00:27:40,786 | 00:27:43,996 | -Yes? -I have an advance copy of the article. | -Yes? -I have an advance copy of the article. |
629 | 00:27:45,582 | 00:27:48,632 | -Read it to me. -Title: "Wayward Ted." | -Read it to me. -Title: "Wayward Ted." |
630 | 00:27:49,336 | 00:27:52,416 | "Whatever you think of Ted Lasso as a football coach, | "Whatever you think of Ted Lasso as a football coach, |
631 | 00:27:52,506 | 00:27:56,216 | I assure you, the truth is harder to swallow." | I assure you, the truth is harder to swallow." |
632 | 00:27:56,301 | 00:27:59,011 | -Hey, how you doing? -Good. How's your nose, Coach? | -Hey, how you doing? -Good. How's your nose, Coach? |
633 | 00:27:59,096 | 00:28:01,556 | -It's fine. Thank you for asking. -[Higgins] "And swallow you must, | -It's fine. Thank you for asking. -[Higgins] "And swallow you must, |
634 | 00:28:01,640 | 00:28:04,060 | because Ted is out there in the community | because Ted is out there in the community |
635 | 00:28:04,142 | 00:28:07,862 | either bravely or stupidly facing the music." | either bravely or stupidly facing the music." |
636 | 00:28:07,938 | 00:28:10,018 | -Hey, fellas. How you doing? -"That's for you to decide." | -Hey, fellas. How you doing? -"That's for you to decide." |
637 | 00:28:10,107 | 00:28:11,857 | Piss off, wanker! | Piss off, wanker! |
638 | 00:28:11,942 | 00:28:13,112 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
639 | 00:28:13,819 | 00:28:15,399 | -Hi. -Yeah. | -Hi. -Yeah. |
640 | 00:28:15,487 | 00:28:17,027 | -Stop it. -Every time. | -Stop it. -Every time. |
641 | 00:28:17,114 | 00:28:19,414 | [Higgins] "And yes, he's in over his head. | [Higgins] "And yes, he's in over his head. |
642 | 00:28:19,491 | 00:28:23,701 | He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost. | He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost. |
643 | 00:28:23,787 | 00:28:28,247 | But if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right." | But if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right." |
644 | 00:28:29,501 | 00:28:30,711 | Mm. | Mm. |
645 | 00:28:30,794 | 00:28:32,134 | Why have you stopped reading? | Why have you stopped reading? |
646 | 00:28:32,212 | 00:28:33,212 | [stammers] | [stammers] |
647 | 00:28:33,297 | 00:28:37,177 | Please do me the favor of remembering that these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm. | Please do me the favor of remembering that these aren't my words, it's Trent Crimm. |
648 | 00:28:38,051 | 00:28:39,051 | Keep going. | Keep going. |
649 | 00:28:40,262 | 00:28:42,512 | -"In a business that celebrates ego, -[Trent] ...celebrates ego, | -"In a business that celebrates ego, -[Trent] ...celebrates ego, |
650 | 00:28:42,598 | 00:28:43,968 | -Ted reins his in." -Ted reins his in. | -Ted reins his in." -Ted reins his in. |
651 | 00:28:44,057 | 00:28:48,477 | [Trent] His coaching style is subtle. It never hits you over the head. | [Trent] His coaching style is subtle. It never hits you over the head. |
652 | 00:28:48,562 | 00:28:51,612 | Hello, Roy. I didn't know it was a retirement party. | Hello, Roy. I didn't know it was a retirement party. |
653 | 00:28:51,690 | 00:28:53,730 | -[Roy grunts] -[gasps] | -[Roy grunts] -[gasps] |
654 | 00:28:53,817 | 00:28:54,817 | Shit! | Shit! |
655 | 00:28:55,319 | 00:28:56,569 | Stop messing with Nate! | Stop messing with Nate! |
656 | 00:28:57,321 | 00:28:58,781 | Now, I don't know which one of you I nutted, | Now, I don't know which one of you I nutted, |
657 | 00:28:58,864 | 00:29:00,244 | 'cause I don't see so well at night anymore, | 'cause I don't see so well at night anymore, |
658 | 00:29:00,324 | 00:29:01,374 | but that goes for all of you! | but that goes for all of you! |
659 | 00:29:02,159 | 00:29:05,999 | [Trent] Slowly growing until you can no longer ignore its presence. | [Trent] Slowly growing until you can no longer ignore its presence. |
660 | 00:29:06,914 | 00:29:08,084 | Vanilla vodka. | Vanilla vodka. |
661 | 00:29:09,291 | 00:29:10,291 | Such a child. | Such a child. |
662 | 00:29:12,669 | 00:29:13,799 | Keeley. | Keeley. |
663 | 00:29:13,879 | 00:29:14,879 | Roy. | Roy. |
664 | 00:29:15,506 | 00:29:18,336 | [Trent] Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders... | [Trent] Whether that means allowing followers to become leaders... |
665 | 00:29:18,425 | 00:29:20,005 | [rumbling] | [rumbling] |
666 | 00:29:20,093 | 00:29:23,313 | ...or in a show of respect, eating food so spicy | ...or in a show of respect, eating food so spicy |
667 | 00:29:23,388 | 00:29:26,558 | it's sure to wreak massive havoc on his intestinal system. | it's sure to wreak massive havoc on his intestinal system. |
668 | 00:29:26,642 | 00:29:27,942 | Keys, keys, keys. | Keys, keys, keys. |
669 | 00:29:28,018 | 00:29:30,018 | -[keys jingle] -Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy. | -[keys jingle] -Okay, here we go. Oh boy. Oh boy. |
670 | 00:29:30,103 | 00:29:32,773 | [Trent] And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here | [Trent] And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here |
671 | 00:29:32,856 | 00:29:35,896 | and Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation, | and Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation, |
672 | 00:29:37,027 | 00:29:38,857 | -I won't gloat when it happens. -[exhales] | -I won't gloat when it happens. -[exhales] |
673 | 00:29:40,030 | 00:29:42,070 | Because I can't help but root for him. | Because I can't help but root for him. |
674 | 00:29:42,783 | 00:29:45,333 | [groans] Fuck! | [groans] Fuck! |
675 | 00:29:46,954 | 00:29:49,964 | [classical music playing] | [classical music playing] |