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1 00:00:01,627 00:00:02,627 [birds chirping] [birds chirping]
2 00:00:02,711 00:00:04,251 [soft music playing] [soft music playing]
3 00:00:14,097 00:00:15,097 [grunts] [grunts]
4 00:00:19,770 00:00:20,770 [sighs] [sighs]
5 00:00:29,404 00:00:30,824 -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach.
6 00:00:30,906 00:00:32,066 You wanna grab some breakfast? You wanna grab some breakfast?
7 00:00:32,156 00:00:34,366 Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed. Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed.
8 00:00:34,451 00:00:35,791 Could go for coffee though. Could go for coffee though.
9 00:00:36,286 00:00:37,286 Yeah. Yeah.
10 00:00:38,413 00:00:40,083 [sighs] You know what today feels like? [sighs] You know what today feels like?
11 00:00:40,165 00:00:42,835 -First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo! -First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo!
12 00:00:43,752 00:00:44,752 That's close. That's close.
13 00:00:46,338 00:00:48,838 -What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous. -What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous.
14 00:00:48,924 00:00:51,804 Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters." Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters."
15 00:00:51,885 00:00:53,175 -[horn honks] -Whoa. -[horn honks] -Whoa.
16 00:00:54,304 00:00:55,314 Gotta look right, Coach. Gotta look right, Coach.
17 00:00:55,389 00:00:57,559 Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday. Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
18 00:00:59,518 00:01:00,558 [busker] ♪ So blues ♪ [busker] ♪ So blues ♪
19 00:01:00,644 00:01:02,734 -♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here. -♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here.
20 00:01:03,897 00:01:07,187 -♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing] -♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing]
21 00:01:17,828 00:01:19,578 [boy] A girl's not gettin' by me. [boy] A girl's not gettin' by me.
22 00:01:21,081 00:01:22,921 [children shouting, laughing] [children shouting, laughing]
23 00:01:23,375 00:01:27,125 Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh? Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh?
24 00:01:27,212 00:01:28,962 -We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah. -We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah.
25 00:01:37,181 00:01:38,891 -[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do. -[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do.
26 00:01:39,308 00:01:42,098 -Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us. -Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us.
27 00:01:42,186 00:01:44,146 Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right? Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right?
28 00:01:44,980 00:01:47,400 Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something. Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something.
29 00:01:47,482 00:01:49,232 -Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles] -Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles]
30 00:01:49,318 00:01:51,608 Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right? Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right?
31 00:01:51,695 00:01:55,445 Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy. Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy.
32 00:01:55,532 00:01:56,832 Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really-- Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really--
33 00:01:56,909 00:01:59,119 Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there. Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there.
34 00:01:59,203 00:02:01,083 -Oh, those do look good. -Right? -Oh, those do look good. -Right?
35 00:02:01,163 00:02:02,253 Go ahead, take a nibble. Go ahead, take a nibble.
36 00:02:02,331 00:02:05,131 That's it. Away you go. That's it. Away you go.
37 00:02:07,878 00:02:10,088 -Fuck me. -Hmm. -Fuck me. -Hmm.
38 00:02:10,172 00:02:11,592 Where did you get these? Where did you get these?
39 00:02:11,673 00:02:12,973 I'm glad you like 'em. I'm glad you like 'em.
40 00:02:13,050 00:02:15,050 You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning. You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning.
41 00:02:15,135 00:02:16,345 Call it "Biscuits with the Boss." Call it "Biscuits with the Boss."
42 00:02:16,428 00:02:18,428 That really isn't necessary. That really isn't necessary.
43 00:02:18,514 00:02:21,234 Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then. Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then.
44 00:02:21,308 00:02:23,808 Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible. Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible.
45 00:02:23,894 00:02:26,864 Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that. Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.
46 00:02:26,939 00:02:28,979 Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners
47 00:02:29,066 00:02:30,936 -unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted-- -unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted--
48 00:02:31,026 00:02:32,856 We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one. We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one.
49 00:02:32,945 00:02:34,905 We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert. We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert.
50 00:02:34,988 00:02:37,068 You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on. You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on.
51 00:02:37,157 00:02:40,117 Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls. Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls.
52 00:02:40,202 00:02:43,502 Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert. Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert.
53 00:02:43,580 00:02:46,420 [stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers. [stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers.
54 00:02:46,500 00:02:48,840 -Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers] -Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers]
55 00:02:48,919 00:02:49,919 Ted-- Ted--
56 00:02:53,048 00:02:53,878 Coach Lasso. Coach Lasso.
57 00:02:53,966 00:02:56,796 [continues singing] [continues singing]
58 00:02:56,885 00:02:59,215 Stop. Ted, I'm sorry. Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.
59 00:02:59,304 00:03:03,734 "Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning. "Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning.
60 00:03:03,809 00:03:05,559 Or ever. Or ever.
61 00:03:06,186 00:03:08,936 -I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go. -I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go.
62 00:03:09,022 00:03:10,192 Okay. Okay.
63 00:03:10,274 00:03:12,114 You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you? You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you?
64 00:03:12,192 00:03:14,822 [chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that. [chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that.
65 00:03:14,903 00:03:17,703 I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles] I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles]
66 00:03:17,781 00:03:19,371 High five, tree. Whoo! High five, tree. Whoo!
67 00:03:19,449 00:03:22,039 [theme music plays] [theme music plays]
68 00:03:41,847 00:03:43,847 [players chattering] [players chattering]
69 00:03:52,816 00:03:53,896 [sniffs] [sniffs]
70 00:03:53,984 00:03:56,824 Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State? Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State?
71 00:03:56,904 00:03:58,244 Lose the ponytail? Lose the ponytail?
72 00:03:58,322 00:04:00,322 Relax. They're just kids. Relax. They're just kids.
73 00:04:03,493 00:04:05,703 [Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids. [Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids.
74 00:04:05,787 00:04:09,287 Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats. Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
75 00:04:10,542 00:04:11,792 -Boots. -Hm? -Boots. -Hm?
76 00:04:11,877 00:04:13,167 They call cleats "boots." They call cleats "boots."
77 00:04:14,213 00:04:16,303 I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot. I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot.
78 00:04:16,380 00:04:17,630 Also a boot. Also a boot.
79 00:04:17,716 00:04:19,926 Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job
80 00:04:20,010 00:04:21,850 where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car-- where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car--
81 00:04:21,928 00:04:24,058 You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot. You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot.
82 00:04:24,139 00:04:25,559 [chuckles] I love that. [chuckles] I love that.
83 00:04:25,641 00:04:26,771 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
84 00:04:27,184 00:04:30,064 All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven. All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven.
85 00:04:30,145 00:04:32,305 We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist" We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist"
86 00:04:32,397 00:04:34,477 'cause it's all about controlling possession. 'cause it's all about controlling possession.
87 00:04:35,734 00:04:36,744 [Coach Beard] All right, let's go! [Coach Beard] All right, let's go!
88 00:04:40,113 00:04:41,113 [Sam grunts] [Sam grunts]
89 00:04:41,657 00:04:43,697 Ah... Fuck! Ah... Fuck!
90 00:04:46,370 00:04:47,870 [Jamie] Whoo! [Jamie] Whoo!
91 00:04:49,414 00:04:53,634 Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died. Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died.
92 00:04:53,710 00:04:55,250 [players laughing] [players laughing]
93 00:04:55,838 00:04:57,298 It's very sad. It's very sad.
94 00:04:57,881 00:04:59,551 Oi. Walk away, you little prick. Oi. Walk away, you little prick.
95 00:04:59,633 00:05:02,473 All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs] All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs]
96 00:05:03,512 00:05:05,102 -Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good. -Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good.
97 00:05:05,180 00:05:06,270 [Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec. [Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec.
98 00:05:07,474 00:05:09,774 [panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry. [panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry.
99 00:05:09,852 00:05:11,852 You know what the happiest animal on earth is? You know what the happiest animal on earth is?
100 00:05:12,938 00:05:14,688 It's a goldfish. It's a goldfish.
101 00:05:14,773 00:05:16,023 You know why? You know why?
102 00:05:16,817 00:05:19,187 -No. -Got a ten-second memory. -No. -Got a ten-second memory.
103 00:05:19,820 00:05:22,450 Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah? Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?
104 00:05:28,579 00:05:29,829 Yeah, you got it. Go ahead. Yeah, you got it. Go ahead.
105 00:05:30,539 00:05:31,749 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
106 00:05:32,916 00:05:35,206 -Hey, Nate. -Who, me? -Hey, Nate. -Who, me?
107 00:05:35,294 00:05:37,004 Yeah. Until we get another Nate here, Yeah. Until we get another Nate here,
108 00:05:37,087 00:05:39,457 I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay? I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay?
109 00:05:39,548 00:05:41,838 Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here? Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here?
110 00:05:41,925 00:05:43,175 Seems a little down in the dumps. Seems a little down in the dumps.
111 00:05:43,260 00:05:47,640 Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so... Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so...
112 00:05:47,723 00:05:50,483 Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy.
113 00:05:50,559 00:05:52,939 We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man. We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.
114 00:05:53,020 00:05:55,860 [both laugh] [both laugh]
115 00:05:55,939 00:05:58,029 You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh? You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh?
116 00:05:58,108 00:06:00,108 I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't. I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't.
117 00:06:00,194 00:06:02,034 Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it? Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it?
118 00:06:02,112 00:06:03,952 [players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! [players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
119 00:06:04,031 00:06:08,081 Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
120 00:06:08,702 00:06:09,912 [Rebecca] Higgins. [Rebecca] Higgins.
121 00:06:09,995 00:06:12,115 -Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm. -Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm.
122 00:06:12,206 00:06:14,956 Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?" Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?"
123 00:06:15,042 00:06:17,962 -Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome. -Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome.
124 00:06:18,045 00:06:19,545 He wants us to get together every morning He wants us to get together every morning
125 00:06:19,630 00:06:21,380 to get to know me and hear what I've got to say. to get to know me and hear what I've got to say.
126 00:06:21,465 00:06:22,505 The nerve! The nerve!
127 00:06:22,591 00:06:25,261 [sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice. [sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice.
128 00:06:25,344 00:06:27,554 Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him. Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him.
129 00:06:27,638 00:06:29,638 It's the one thing that could just muck this up. It's the one thing that could just muck this up.
130 00:06:30,182 00:06:31,182 Hello, boys. Hello, boys.
131 00:06:31,892 00:06:34,522 Up top. [chuckles, groans] Up top. [chuckles, groans]
132 00:06:34,603 00:06:36,733 -[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton.
133 00:06:39,775 00:06:43,985 Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room? Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room?
134 00:06:44,696 00:06:46,026 Uh, no. Uh, no.
135 00:06:47,074 00:06:50,994 So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery. So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery.
136 00:06:51,078 00:06:53,118 Find out where Lasso got those biscuits. Find out where Lasso got those biscuits.
137 00:06:54,164 00:06:56,754 Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles] Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles]
138 00:06:57,876 00:06:59,876 [players chattering] [players chattering]
139 00:07:02,381 00:07:04,721 All right, fellas. Excuse me. All right, fellas. Excuse me.
140 00:07:04,800 00:07:06,130 Listen up! Listen up!
141 00:07:06,218 00:07:07,218 [chattering stops] [chattering stops]
142 00:07:07,302 00:07:08,852 Whoa. Thank you, Coach. Whoa. Thank you, Coach.
143 00:07:08,929 00:07:11,219 Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday. Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday.
144 00:07:11,306 00:07:12,466 Anything we need to know, Coach? Anything we need to know, Coach?
145 00:07:12,558 00:07:15,478 -Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else? -Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else?
146 00:07:15,561 00:07:17,061 Lot of speed. Lot of speed.
147 00:07:17,145 00:07:18,355 Okay, you heard the man. Okay, you heard the man.
148 00:07:18,438 00:07:20,688 Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year, Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year,
149 00:07:20,774 00:07:23,654 so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan. so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan.
150 00:07:23,735 00:07:25,235 But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but-- But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but--
151 00:07:25,320 00:07:28,120 we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room. we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room.
152 00:07:28,198 00:07:30,238 And if the Internet has taught us anything, And if the Internet has taught us anything,
153 00:07:30,325 00:07:34,075 it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously. it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously.
154 00:07:34,162 00:07:37,462 Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box. Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box.
155 00:07:37,541 00:07:39,131 The-- Hey, look at that. The-- Hey, look at that.
156 00:07:39,209 00:07:42,169 Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so-- Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so--
157 00:07:42,254 00:07:44,264 Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life. Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life.
158 00:07:44,339 00:07:45,339 This is lovely. This is lovely.
159 00:07:45,424 00:07:47,804 So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered, So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered,
160 00:07:47,885 00:07:49,295 just go ahead and drop us a note. just go ahead and drop us a note.
161 00:07:50,095 00:07:52,885 You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels
162 00:07:52,973 00:07:55,183 or, heck, the food in the vending machine. or, heck, the food in the vending machine.
163 00:07:55,267 00:07:56,267 Sound good? Sound good?
164 00:07:58,353 00:08:00,773 Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow. Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow.
165 00:08:01,648 00:08:04,648 Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four, Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four,
166 00:08:04,735 00:08:07,985 and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough? and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough?
167 00:08:08,071 00:08:09,281 Are they? Are they?
168 00:08:09,990 00:08:10,990 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
169 00:08:12,576 00:08:14,286 Uh, they are not. Uh, they are not.
170 00:08:18,790 00:08:20,210 Oh. [clears throat] Oh. [clears throat]
171 00:08:26,548 00:08:28,548 [footsteps approaching] [footsteps approaching]
172 00:08:30,093 00:08:32,643 [sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted. [sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted.
173 00:08:33,889 00:08:35,809 Well, I respect you didn't hurry. Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
174 00:08:35,890 00:08:38,390 So, how was your first official day? So, how was your first official day?
175 00:08:38,477 00:08:39,477 I'm not entirely sure I'm not entirely sure
176 00:08:39,561 00:08:42,061 what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here, what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here,
177 00:08:42,147 00:08:44,357 but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles] but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]
178 00:08:44,441 00:08:47,151 -And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm. -And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm.
179 00:08:47,236 00:08:49,566 [car engine revs] [car engine revs]
180 00:08:49,655 00:08:50,695 [tires screeching] [tires screeching]
181 00:08:50,781 00:08:52,071 Solid entrance. Solid entrance.
182 00:08:52,157 00:08:54,117 [upbeat music playing on car radio] [upbeat music playing on car radio]
183 00:08:54,201 00:08:56,751 What would you rather be, a lion or a panda? What would you rather be, a lion or a panda?
184 00:08:56,828 00:08:58,748 -[car door closes] -I don't have time for this. -[car door closes] -I don't have time for this.
185 00:08:58,830 00:09:00,120 Okay. Okay.
186 00:09:00,207 00:09:01,707 -Ted? -Gotta go panda. -Ted? -Gotta go panda.
187 00:09:02,292 00:09:06,512 Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur. Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur.
188 00:09:06,588 00:09:10,298 Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle. Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle.
189 00:09:10,384 00:09:12,554 Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant? Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant?
190 00:09:12,636 00:09:13,676 Mm-mmm. Lion or panda. Mm-mmm. Lion or panda.
191 00:09:13,762 00:09:14,932 -Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion! -Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion!
192 00:09:15,013 00:09:17,183 -What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What? -What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What?
193 00:09:17,266 00:09:21,186 A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion. A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
194 00:09:22,646 00:09:23,806 All right. All right.
195 00:09:23,897 00:09:26,277 That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman. That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman.
196 00:09:26,358 00:09:29,148 I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating. I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating.
197 00:09:29,236 00:09:32,656 Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em. Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em.
198 00:09:32,739 00:09:35,159 -Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm. -Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm.
199 00:09:36,368 00:09:37,868 Here. Keys. Here. Keys.
200 00:09:37,953 00:09:40,583 Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda? Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda?
201 00:09:41,373 00:09:43,043 -Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm. -Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm.
202 00:09:43,125 00:09:44,535 Why would I wanna be anything else? Why would I wanna be anything else?
203 00:09:44,626 00:09:47,876 I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is. I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is.
204 00:09:48,630 00:09:50,880 Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue] Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue]
205 00:09:51,675 00:09:52,835 Night Court. Night Court.
206 00:09:52,926 00:09:54,176 Wow. Wow.
207 00:09:54,261 00:09:55,891 -He's a lion. -Definitely lion. -He's a lion. -Definitely lion.
208 00:09:55,971 00:09:58,641 You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that. You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that.
209 00:09:58,724 00:10:00,274 -No! -What are you talking about? -No! -What are you talking about?
210 00:10:00,350 00:10:01,810 Pandas are capable of it. Pandas are capable of it.
211 00:10:01,894 00:10:03,854 I don't know how often they actually do that. I don't know how often they actually do that.
212 00:10:05,564 00:10:07,694 [Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria. [Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria.
213 00:10:07,774 00:10:09,574 Maybe the Premiership's too much for him. Maybe the Premiership's too much for him.
214 00:10:09,651 00:10:11,991 No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all. No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all.
215 00:10:12,070 00:10:15,200 -He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday. -He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday.
216 00:10:15,282 00:10:16,622 We'll do something special for him. We'll do something special for him.
217 00:10:16,700 00:10:18,950 Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah? Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah?
218 00:10:19,036 00:10:20,036 Hey. Hey.
219 00:10:20,746 00:10:21,906 [rattles] [rattles]
220 00:10:22,289 00:10:24,249 -Mm. -[laughs] -Mm. -[laughs]
221 00:10:24,583 00:10:25,793 Let's see what we got here. Let's see what we got here.
222 00:10:25,876 00:10:27,586 -"Wanker." -Hmm. -"Wanker." -Hmm.
223 00:10:27,669 00:10:30,879 Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker." Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker."
224 00:10:33,258 00:10:34,718 "I hope you choke on a Big Mac." "I hope you choke on a Big Mac."
225 00:10:34,801 00:10:37,301 -Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one. -Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one.
226 00:10:37,387 00:10:38,387 -Roy. -Oh, here's a good one. -Roy. -Oh, here's a good one.
227 00:10:38,472 00:10:41,392 "Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that. "Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that.
228 00:10:41,975 00:10:45,095 Uh, "Wanker." Yep. Uh, "Wanker." Yep.
229 00:10:45,771 00:10:47,981 Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud. Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud.
230 00:10:48,065 00:10:49,935 Um, another "wanker." Um, another "wanker."
231 00:10:50,025 00:10:52,945 You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad. You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
232 00:10:53,362 00:10:54,362 [stammers] What's a wanker? [stammers] What's a wanker?
233 00:10:56,365 00:10:58,445 I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you. I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you.
234 00:10:58,867 00:11:00,287 Mm. My pleasure. Mm. My pleasure.
235 00:11:01,495 00:11:02,825 [Ted] Okay, I got one. [Ted] Okay, I got one.
236 00:11:02,913 00:11:06,833 Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat... Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat...
237 00:11:06,917 00:11:07,747 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
238 00:11:07,835 00:11:10,205 ...to play tiny guitars for women of the night ...to play tiny guitars for women of the night
239 00:11:10,295 00:11:12,705 as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work? as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?
240 00:11:12,798 00:11:14,468 You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots, You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,
241 00:11:14,550 00:11:16,840 playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots. playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots.
242 00:11:16,927 00:11:19,347 No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha. No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha.
243 00:11:19,429 00:11:20,599 [Coach Beard] All right. [Coach Beard] All right.
244 00:11:20,681 00:11:23,391 Here we go. Hey, hold my beer. Here we go. Hey, hold my beer.
245 00:11:23,475 00:11:26,645 All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa! All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!
246 00:11:26,728 00:11:28,228 -[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me? -[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me?
247 00:11:29,481 00:11:30,321 You see that? You see that?
248 00:11:30,399 00:11:32,029 She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil. She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil.
249 00:11:32,109 00:11:34,239 Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying... Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying...
250 00:11:34,319 00:11:36,779 [imitates Tasmanian Devil babble] [imitates Tasmanian Devil babble]
251 00:11:42,035 00:11:43,115 Wrong again. Wrong again.
252 00:11:43,996 00:11:46,706 [spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins? [spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins?
253 00:11:46,790 00:11:48,420 [Ted] What time is it? [Ted] What time is it?
254 00:11:48,500 00:11:51,170 It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts] It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts]
255 00:11:51,253 00:11:53,883 -Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles] -Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles]
256 00:11:53,964 00:11:55,054 Three's a crowd. Three's a crowd.
257 00:11:55,132 00:11:57,682 Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy. Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy.
258 00:11:57,759 00:11:58,639 [gags] [gags]
259 00:11:58,719 00:12:01,009 Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow. Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow.
260 00:12:01,096 00:12:02,716 Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday. Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday.
261 00:12:02,806 00:12:04,516 First concert, Kenny Rogers, right? First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
262 00:12:04,600 00:12:07,730 Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995. Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.
263 00:12:07,811 00:12:09,101 You're gonna love this story. You're gonna love this story.
264 00:12:09,188 00:12:11,018 Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here? Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here?
265 00:12:11,106 00:12:14,436 Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish. Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish.
266 00:12:14,526 00:12:16,986 What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that. What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that.
267 00:12:17,070 00:12:18,530 Or-- or I can moonwalk in. Or-- or I can moonwalk in.
268 00:12:18,614 00:12:21,284 Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do. Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do.
269 00:12:21,366 00:12:24,076 -Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay? -Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay?
270 00:12:24,161 00:12:26,711 Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond. Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.
271 00:12:26,788 00:12:28,248 Team's gotta bond. All right? Team's gotta bond. All right?
272 00:12:28,332 00:12:30,132 I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today. I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today.
273 00:12:30,209 00:12:32,379 Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office. Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office.
274 00:12:32,461 00:12:33,801 [Ted] All right, catch you later, boss. [Ted] All right, catch you later, boss.
275 00:12:33,879 00:12:35,629 Higgins, see you at lunch, huh? Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
276 00:12:35,714 00:12:37,014 Caesar you later. Caesar you later.
277 00:12:38,008 00:12:39,088 [Higgins grunts] [Higgins grunts]
278 00:12:40,052 00:12:42,392 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
279 00:12:43,013 00:12:44,143 [Higgins sighs] [Higgins sighs]
280 00:12:44,806 00:12:46,726 He's intolerable. He's intolerable.
281 00:12:47,559 00:12:49,689 [water sputters] [water sputters]
282 00:12:49,770 00:12:51,020 [Ted] Boy. That is bad. [Ted] Boy. That is bad.
283 00:12:51,104 00:12:53,404 Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate. Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate.
284 00:12:54,066 00:12:54,896 Jeez. Jeez.
285 00:12:54,983 00:12:56,743 [players chattering] [players chattering]
286 00:12:56,818 00:12:58,068 [Ted] Yeah. [Ted] Yeah.
287 00:12:58,153 00:13:00,073 Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick. Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick.
288 00:13:00,155 00:13:01,985 Higgins wants to talk to you. Higgins wants to talk to you.
289 00:13:02,074 00:13:03,494 Let's go. Move it, move it. Let's go. Move it, move it.
290 00:13:05,953 00:13:07,873 Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone. Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone.
291 00:13:07,955 00:13:10,535 Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up. Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up.
292 00:13:10,624 00:13:12,424 Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday. Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday.
293 00:13:12,501 00:13:14,921 So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice. So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice.
294 00:13:15,003 00:13:16,343 Nice gift or something. Right? Nice gift or something. Right?
295 00:13:16,421 00:13:19,511 So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box. So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box.
296 00:13:19,591 00:13:21,431 Look at this, wow! It's got a face! Look at this, wow! It's got a face!
297 00:13:21,510 00:13:23,970 -Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He. -Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He.
298 00:13:24,054 00:13:26,144 -You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all? -You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all?
299 00:13:26,223 00:13:29,563 You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good. You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good.
300 00:13:29,643 00:13:30,813 Go get 'em, Nate. Go get 'em, Nate.
301 00:13:31,562 00:13:32,562 Okay? Help him out. Okay? Help him out.
302 00:13:32,646 00:13:35,936 All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin. All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin.
303 00:13:37,359 00:13:38,739 Uh... Uh...
304 00:13:39,486 00:13:41,776 You put the, uh, the money in his mouth. You put the, uh, the money in his mouth.
305 00:13:43,907 00:13:46,327 [Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm. [Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm.
306 00:13:48,287 00:13:51,287 It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice. It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice.
307 00:13:51,373 00:13:53,633 Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful. Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful.
308 00:13:54,209 00:13:55,589 [Colin chuckles] [Colin chuckles]
309 00:13:56,253 00:13:57,963 Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick. Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick.
310 00:13:58,046 00:14:01,376 Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there? Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there?
311 00:14:01,466 00:14:03,386 -Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that? -Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that?
312 00:14:03,468 00:14:05,548 -Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here. -Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here.
313 00:14:05,637 00:14:08,137 -He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah. -He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah.
314 00:14:08,223 00:14:09,893 And I see this team like a band. And I see this team like a band.
315 00:14:09,975 00:14:10,975 I love that. I love that.
316 00:14:11,059 00:14:13,309 -And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm. -And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm.
317 00:14:13,395 00:14:15,855 ...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man. ...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man.
318 00:14:15,939 00:14:17,149 -Sure. -I got the moves. -Sure. -I got the moves.
319 00:14:17,232 00:14:19,232 Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it. Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it.
320 00:14:19,318 00:14:21,698 And Roy would be Keith Richards, And Roy would be Keith Richards,
321 00:14:21,778 00:14:24,068 'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet. 'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet.
322 00:14:24,156 00:14:25,566 What the fuck are you saying? What the fuck are you saying?
323 00:14:25,657 00:14:27,327 Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower, Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower,
324 00:14:27,409 00:14:29,539 you should take your sweater off first, pal. you should take your sweater off first, pal.
325 00:14:30,245 00:14:32,155 [Jamie laughing] [Jamie laughing]
326 00:14:35,876 00:14:38,046 I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah. I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah.
327 00:14:38,128 00:14:39,878 I'll be better. Promise. I'll be better. Promise.
328 00:14:39,963 00:14:41,883 Glad to hear it. Yeah. Glad to hear it. Yeah.
329 00:14:43,592 00:14:45,392 [players laughing] [players laughing]
330 00:14:47,638 00:14:48,848 [reporters clamoring] [reporters clamoring]
331 00:14:48,931 00:14:50,141 Marcus, what you got? Marcus, what you got?
332 00:14:50,224 00:14:52,644 How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend? How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend?
333 00:14:52,726 00:14:55,936 A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me. A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me.
334 00:14:56,855 00:14:58,105 -[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach! -[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach!
335 00:14:59,316 00:15:01,396 -[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent. -[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent.
336 00:15:01,485 00:15:03,025 Oh, I remember, Trent. Oh, I remember, Trent.
337 00:15:03,111 00:15:06,281 I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule? I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?
338 00:15:07,574 00:15:10,084 Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did
339 00:15:10,160 00:15:13,250 back in 1964 when they defined pornography. back in 1964 when they defined pornography.
340 00:15:13,330 00:15:15,500 It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it. It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.
341 00:15:15,582 00:15:17,172 -[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach. -[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach.
342 00:15:17,251 00:15:19,841 -Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun. -Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun.
343 00:15:19,920 00:15:21,920 -[reporters groan] -Thank you. -[reporters groan] -Thank you.
344 00:15:22,005 00:15:23,915 Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion. Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion.
345 00:15:24,007 00:15:27,217 -It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies. -It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies.
346 00:15:27,302 00:15:29,722 Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl? Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl?
347 00:15:30,389 00:15:33,639 Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh... Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh...
348 00:15:34,268 00:15:37,478 He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases. He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases.
349 00:15:37,563 00:15:38,563 [reporters chuckling] [reporters chuckling]
350 00:15:38,647 00:15:42,027 No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert
351 00:15:42,109 00:15:43,109 while you were married. while you were married.
352 00:15:44,236 00:15:46,696 I mean, she says it started five years ago. I mean, she says it started five years ago.
353 00:15:46,780 00:15:50,330 And they kept it going until, well, still. And they kept it going until, well, still.
354 00:15:50,868 00:15:53,448 [camera shutter clicking] [camera shutter clicking]
355 00:15:54,955 00:15:56,115 Oh. [chuckles] Oh. [chuckles]
356 00:15:57,749 00:16:00,249 And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask. And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask.
357 00:16:00,335 00:16:01,625 [reporters laugh] [reporters laugh]
358 00:16:01,712 00:16:04,012 -[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for. -[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
359 00:16:04,089 00:16:05,469 Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
360 00:16:05,549 00:16:08,299 [reporters] Coach! Coach! [reporters] Coach! Coach!
361 00:16:12,973 00:16:15,773 -[knocks] -Hey. How are you? -[knocks] -Hey. How are you?
362 00:16:15,851 00:16:17,901 -[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay. -[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay.
363 00:16:17,978 00:16:19,558 You know, that was pretty rough back there. You know, that was pretty rough back there.
364 00:16:19,646 00:16:21,816 I expect nothing less from the press. I expect nothing less from the press.
365 00:16:21,899 00:16:22,899 Yeah. Yeah.
366 00:16:23,775 00:16:27,355 Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me. Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me.
367 00:16:27,446 00:16:31,486 [chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy. [chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy.
368 00:16:31,575 00:16:32,485 Oh. Oh.
369 00:16:32,576 00:16:35,326 Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah? Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah?
370 00:16:35,412 00:16:38,372 -Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs] -Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs]
371 00:16:38,457 00:16:39,747 Says here on the card that Says here on the card that
372 00:16:39,833 00:16:42,543 I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe. I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe.
373 00:16:42,628 00:16:43,878 -[chuckles] -Uh, oh! -[chuckles] -Uh, oh!
374 00:16:43,962 00:16:46,222 [trumpets] [trumpets]
375 00:16:46,298 00:16:47,878 -Homemade kazoo. -Excellent. -Homemade kazoo. -Excellent.
376 00:16:47,966 00:16:50,466 Only got one of those though, so you can't have that. Only got one of those though, so you can't have that.
377 00:16:50,552 00:16:51,972 Oh! Oh, hey now. Oh! Oh, hey now.
378 00:16:52,804 00:16:53,814 Look at that right there. Look at that right there.
379 00:16:53,889 00:16:57,769 You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City, You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City,
380 00:16:57,851 00:17:00,691 which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world. which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world.
381 00:17:02,147 00:17:03,767 Ooh, yes! Ooh, yes!
382 00:17:03,857 00:17:06,607 You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home, You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home,
383 00:17:06,693 00:17:07,823 make you feel warm and fuzzy? make you feel warm and fuzzy?
384 00:17:10,196 00:17:11,656 -No. -Mm-hmm. -No. -Mm-hmm.
385 00:17:13,742 00:17:15,332 -Will that be all, Ted? -No. -Will that be all, Ted? -No.
386 00:17:15,410 00:17:19,040 No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble
387 00:17:19,122 00:17:21,292 figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions, figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions,
388 00:17:21,375 00:17:23,955 and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice. and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice.
389 00:17:24,044 00:17:25,674 Oh, sorry, I'm afraid-- Oh, sorry, I'm afraid--
390 00:17:26,296 00:17:27,296 [Ted] Ooh. [Ted] Ooh.
391 00:17:27,381 00:17:29,721 Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on. Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on.
392 00:17:29,800 00:17:31,930 I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley. I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley.
393 00:17:32,010 00:17:35,350 I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her. I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her.
394 00:17:35,430 00:17:37,140 -See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm. -See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm.
395 00:17:37,224 00:17:39,894 [chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though. [chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though.
396 00:17:39,977 00:17:43,057 I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one. I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one.
397 00:17:43,146 00:17:46,066 Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense, Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense,
398 00:17:46,149 00:17:48,859 in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh? in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh?
399 00:17:48,944 00:17:51,614 How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you. How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you.
400 00:17:52,114 00:17:54,204 All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you. All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you.
401 00:17:55,701 00:17:57,871 [upbeat music playing] [upbeat music playing]
402 00:17:57,953 00:18:01,003 [photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion. [photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion.
403 00:18:01,748 00:18:03,418 Exactly! Exactly!
404 00:18:03,500 00:18:05,630 I love it. Give me a growl, yeah. I love it. Give me a growl, yeah.
405 00:18:05,711 00:18:07,251 [roars] [roars]
406 00:18:07,337 00:18:08,797 Sexy, yeah. Sexy, yeah.
407 00:18:08,881 00:18:12,341 Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right.
408 00:18:12,426 00:18:13,886 Let's set up for the next shot. Let's set up for the next shot.
409 00:18:13,969 00:18:15,639 -Hi. -Hey, how you doing? -Hi. -Hey, how you doing?
410 00:18:15,721 00:18:17,261 Yeah, I'm all right. How are you? Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
411 00:18:17,347 00:18:19,847 Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh? Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh?
412 00:18:19,933 00:18:22,443 -Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool. -Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool.
413 00:18:22,519 00:18:24,189 [laughing] I look insane. [laughing] I look insane.
414 00:18:24,897 00:18:27,147 But I do think it's a better look than the panda. But I do think it's a better look than the panda.
415 00:18:29,401 00:18:30,491 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
416 00:18:30,569 00:18:31,779 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
417 00:18:31,862 00:18:33,162 -Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah? -Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah?
418 00:18:33,238 00:18:34,738 Most lions are. Most lions are.
419 00:18:34,823 00:18:36,333 -Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay. -Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay.
420 00:18:36,408 00:18:38,078 -You hungry? -Yeah, is it free? -You hungry? -Yeah, is it free?
421 00:18:38,660 00:18:40,080 Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah? Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?
422 00:18:40,162 00:18:41,332 Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton
423 00:18:41,413 00:18:43,873 to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka. to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka.
424 00:18:43,957 00:18:45,577 But I do get to go home with the paws. But I do get to go home with the paws.
425 00:18:45,667 00:18:47,707 Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah. Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah.
426 00:18:47,794 00:18:49,964 -Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go. -Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go.
427 00:18:50,047 00:18:52,927 -[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome. -[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome.
428 00:18:53,008 00:18:55,838 I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me. I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me.
429 00:18:56,595 00:18:59,005 No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie. No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie.
430 00:18:59,097 00:19:00,847 -Mm. -Yeah. -Mm. -Yeah.
431 00:19:02,059 00:19:03,729 What would you say motivates him? What would you say motivates him?
432 00:19:04,770 00:19:05,940 Blow jobs. Blow jobs.
433 00:19:06,438 00:19:07,438 Mm. Mm.
434 00:19:08,273 00:19:09,403 Is there a second option? Is there a second option?
435 00:19:09,483 00:19:11,283 [both chuckle] [both chuckle]
436 00:19:11,360 00:19:12,860 Go on, give us another bite. Go on, give us another bite.
437 00:19:13,820 00:19:15,070 Hey. There you are. Hey. There you are.
438 00:19:15,822 00:19:18,082 Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star. Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star.
439 00:19:18,784 00:19:21,084 I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up
440 00:19:21,161 00:19:23,661 to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all. to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all.
441 00:19:23,747 00:19:26,627 Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement. Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement.
442 00:19:26,708 00:19:28,498 -That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then. -That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then.
443 00:19:28,585 00:19:30,125 Okay. Bite. Okay. Bite.
444 00:19:30,212 00:19:32,382 -[laughs] -Mm. -[laughs] -Mm.
445 00:19:32,464 00:19:34,094 -Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go. -Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go.
446 00:19:34,174 00:19:35,134 Yeah. Yeah.
447 00:19:36,176 00:19:38,296 -That was a big one. -Well, yep. -That was a big one. -Well, yep.
448 00:19:38,387 00:19:39,677 Oop, you got some ketchup there. Oop, you got some ketchup there.
449 00:19:39,763 00:19:41,523 Looks like you devoured an antelope. Looks like you devoured an antelope.
450 00:19:41,598 00:19:42,888 -Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on. -Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on.
451 00:19:42,975 00:19:44,475 [Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it. [Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it.
452 00:19:44,560 00:19:46,440 [Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just-- [Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just--
453 00:19:47,479 00:19:48,479 [crowd] Richmond! Richmond! [crowd] Richmond! Richmond!
454 00:19:48,564 00:19:52,324 [commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond [commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond
455 00:19:52,401 00:19:54,571 and their new manager, Ted Lasso. and their new manager, Ted Lasso.
456 00:19:54,653 00:19:59,493 While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt. While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt.
457 00:19:59,575 00:20:01,785 All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go. All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go.
458 00:20:01,869 00:20:03,329 Uh, Coach, you got any last words? Uh, Coach, you got any last words?
459 00:20:03,412 00:20:06,422 -Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man. -Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man.
460 00:20:06,498 00:20:08,458 That's all we got for you, except for one thing. That's all we got for you, except for one thing.
461 00:20:08,542 00:20:11,092 And that's Happy Birthday, Sam! And that's Happy Birthday, Sam!
462 00:20:11,170 00:20:13,670 [players cheering, whistling] [players cheering, whistling]
463 00:20:20,429 00:20:22,679 Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs] Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs]
464 00:20:24,600 00:20:26,890 -Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy. -Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy.
465 00:20:27,477 00:20:29,397 Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin. Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin.
466 00:20:29,479 00:20:32,859 Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs] Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs]
467 00:20:32,941 00:20:35,941 We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you. We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you.
468 00:20:36,028 00:20:37,698 You guys, man. You guys, man.
469 00:20:37,779 00:20:38,859 [speaking Yoruba] [speaking Yoruba]
470 00:20:40,532 00:20:41,532 [speaking Yoruba] [speaking Yoruba]
471 00:20:48,832 00:20:51,292 -Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach. -Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach.
472 00:20:51,376 00:20:53,166 We got a few things in there for you. We got a few things in there for you.
473 00:20:53,253 00:20:54,803 Coach, what's-- what's this? Coach, what's-- what's this?
474 00:20:55,464 00:20:58,384 [chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these. [chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these.
475 00:20:58,467 00:21:00,177 You know, help keep me safe while I'm away. You know, help keep me safe while I'm away.
476 00:21:01,720 00:21:02,890 I miss him, you know. I miss him, you know.
477 00:21:03,680 00:21:07,310 My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck. My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck.
478 00:21:08,977 00:21:10,807 Give me a fucking break. Give me a fucking break.
479 00:21:14,525 00:21:15,525 Sorry, Coach. Sorry, Coach.
480 00:21:16,610 00:21:19,200 Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this? Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this?
481 00:21:19,279 00:21:22,819 I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do. I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do.
482 00:21:22,908 00:21:24,908 Oh, sure. Right. Oh, sure. Right.
483 00:21:24,993 00:21:26,703 -Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism. -Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism.
484 00:21:26,787 00:21:28,407 Thank you, Coach. Thank you. Thank you, Coach. Thank you.
485 00:21:28,497 00:21:29,407 [Ted] All right, fellas. [Ted] All right, fellas.
486 00:21:29,498 00:21:32,708 Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right? Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right?
487 00:21:32,793 00:21:34,673 [cheering] [cheering]
488 00:21:35,462 00:21:36,712 [commentator] West meets South again. [commentator] West meets South again.
489 00:21:36,797 00:21:40,177 It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric. It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric.
490 00:21:40,259 00:21:43,349 With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout, With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout,
491 00:21:43,428 00:21:47,268 will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond? will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond?
492 00:21:47,891 00:21:50,731 Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack." Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack."
493 00:21:50,811 00:21:55,361 It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace. It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace.
494 00:21:55,440 00:21:58,280 I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell. I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell.
495 00:21:58,360 00:22:00,030 [Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo. [Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo.
496 00:22:00,654 00:22:02,244 -You ready? -Your fly is down. -You ready? -Your fly is down.
497 00:22:02,698 00:22:04,618 Oh. Thank you. Oh. Thank you.
498 00:22:04,700 00:22:05,700 All right, shall we? All right, shall we?
499 00:22:06,660 00:22:08,750 [Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager? [Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager?
500 00:22:08,829 00:22:12,329 Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language. Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language.
501 00:22:13,834 00:22:16,344 [crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! [crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
502 00:22:16,420 00:22:20,550 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
503 00:22:20,632 00:22:22,512 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
504 00:22:23,760 00:22:27,310 [Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language. [Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language.
505 00:22:27,389 00:22:29,139 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
506 00:22:29,725 00:22:32,305 [Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton. [Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton.
507 00:22:32,394 00:22:34,654 Does she know something we don't? Does she know something we don't?
508 00:22:34,730 00:22:36,060 Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
509 00:22:36,148 00:22:38,278 Oi! Give him a chance. Oi! Give him a chance.
510 00:22:38,358 00:22:40,688 [fans groan] [fans groan]
511 00:22:40,777 00:22:42,067 Wanker! Wanker!
512 00:22:42,154 00:22:44,074 We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah? We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah?
513 00:22:44,781 00:22:45,781 Let's give it a shot. Let's give it a shot.
514 00:22:45,866 00:22:47,446 [Arlo] Here we go. [Arlo] Here we go.
515 00:22:47,534 00:22:48,374 [whistle blows] [whistle blows]
516 00:22:49,536 00:22:51,206 [Arlo] And there you go. [Arlo] And there you go.
517 00:22:51,288 00:22:54,288 It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era. It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era.
518 00:22:54,374 00:22:55,964 [fans shouting] [fans shouting]
519 00:22:56,668 00:23:01,758 Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless. Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless.
520 00:23:01,840 00:23:04,430 Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1. Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1.
521 00:23:04,510 00:23:07,890 The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya. The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya.
522 00:23:07,971 00:23:09,221 Only bright spot? Only bright spot?
523 00:23:09,681 00:23:12,811 Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks. Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks.
524 00:23:12,893 00:23:15,853 And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time. And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time.
525 00:23:15,938 00:23:17,228 Thank you! Thank you!
526 00:23:18,357 00:23:19,977 Jamie. Real quick. Jamie. Real quick.
527 00:23:20,067 00:23:21,527 [Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt, [Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt,
528 00:23:21,610 00:23:24,610 it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee, it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee,
529 00:23:24,696 00:23:27,066 but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup. but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup.
530 00:23:30,410 00:23:32,290 I haven't known you that long, but... I haven't known you that long, but...
531 00:23:33,413 00:23:36,213 I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached. I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached.
532 00:23:38,377 00:23:40,047 Wow. Um... Wow. Um...
533 00:23:40,546 00:23:42,796 Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah.
534 00:23:42,881 00:23:43,881 I see it. I see it.
535 00:23:44,508 00:23:46,968 You are truly great at everything you do out there. You are truly great at everything you do out there.
536 00:23:47,553 00:23:49,183 [clicks tongue] Except for one thing. [clicks tongue] Except for one thing.
537 00:23:49,263 00:23:50,353 My left foot cross? My left foot cross?
538 00:23:50,430 00:23:54,640 No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million,
539 00:23:55,477 00:23:58,107 that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven. that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven.
540 00:23:59,857 00:24:04,237 And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"... And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"...
541 00:24:04,319 00:24:05,319 [whistles] [whistles]
542 00:24:06,738 00:24:08,198 ...the sky's the limit for you. ...the sky's the limit for you.
543 00:24:10,701 00:24:12,491 Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way. Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way.
544 00:24:13,412 00:24:14,542 -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. -Thanks. -Mm-hmm.
545 00:24:19,668 00:24:22,128 [Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place. [Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place.
546 00:24:22,212 00:24:23,962 [Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long. [Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long.
547 00:24:24,047 00:24:25,467 [Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris? [Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris?
548 00:24:25,549 00:24:27,969 [Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein. [Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein.
549 00:24:28,051 00:24:30,141 That was fucking embarrassing! That was fucking embarrassing!
550 00:24:31,180 00:24:33,810 Oh, I-- I am equally livid. Oh, I-- I am equally livid.
551 00:24:33,891 00:24:35,061 -[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ. -[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ.
552 00:24:35,142 00:24:36,602 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
553 00:24:36,685 00:24:38,435 -[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad. -[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad.
554 00:24:38,520 00:24:40,520 [upbeat music playing] [upbeat music playing]
555 00:24:42,232 00:24:43,322 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
556 00:24:53,452 00:24:55,002 Hey, come on now. [claps] Hey, come on now. [claps]
557 00:24:55,078 00:24:56,658 Hey, let's shake this one off, all right? Hey, let's shake this one off, all right?
558 00:24:56,747 00:24:59,077 Start getting better on Monday. Until then-- Start getting better on Monday. Until then--
559 00:24:59,166 00:25:03,496 Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right? Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right?
560 00:25:03,587 00:25:04,877 -[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh. -[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh.
561 00:25:04,963 00:25:07,383 Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you. Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you.
562 00:25:08,217 00:25:10,257 Come on now. Everybody get some cake. Come on now. Everybody get some cake.
563 00:25:10,344 00:25:13,184 You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system. You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system.
564 00:25:13,263 00:25:14,263 Go on now. Go on now.
565 00:25:22,523 00:25:24,023 -[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps] -[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps]
566 00:25:24,107 00:25:29,027 I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles] I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles]
567 00:25:30,072 00:25:31,622 -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. -Oh, thank you.
568 00:25:31,698 00:25:35,448 And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today. And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today.
569 00:25:37,246 00:25:41,496 I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in. I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in.
570 00:25:41,583 00:25:43,423 Let 'em know you're still in their corner. Let 'em know you're still in their corner.
571 00:25:44,878 00:25:47,008 That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay? That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay?
572 00:25:47,548 00:25:48,548 [Rebecca chuckles] [Rebecca chuckles]
573 00:25:49,007 00:25:51,507 Ted, you know what might convince me? Ted, you know what might convince me?
574 00:25:52,427 00:25:55,717 If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits. If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits.
575 00:25:56,765 00:25:59,805 Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I? Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I?
576 00:25:59,893 00:26:00,893 [chuckles] [chuckles]
577 00:26:01,770 00:26:03,610 All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs. All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs.
578 00:26:03,689 00:26:05,729 Mm! Oh, it's good cake. Mm! Oh, it's good cake.
579 00:26:08,318 00:26:10,398 Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent. Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent.
580 00:26:10,487 00:26:14,527 That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss? That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss?
581 00:26:15,284 00:26:18,954 Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven. Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven.
582 00:26:20,330 00:26:21,750 -[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay. -[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay.
583 00:26:21,832 00:26:22,832 [man 2] They were rubbish. [man 2] They were rubbish.
584 00:26:27,504 00:26:30,424 Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know? Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know?
585 00:26:30,507 00:26:32,887 The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake. The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake.
586 00:26:32,968 00:26:35,138 -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate. -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate.
587 00:26:35,220 00:26:38,640 The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke. The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke.
588 00:26:39,183 00:26:42,733 [players cheering] [players cheering]
589 00:26:45,022 00:26:46,152 [camera shutter clicks] [camera shutter clicks]
590 00:26:57,868 00:26:59,788 [grunting] [grunting]
591 00:26:59,870 00:27:03,500 Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure. Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.
592 00:27:05,083 00:27:06,593 [Coach Beard] I hate losing. [Coach Beard] I hate losing.
593 00:27:06,668 00:27:08,128 [Ted] Bird by bird, Coach. [Ted] Bird by bird, Coach.
594 00:27:08,212 00:27:10,052 -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach.
595 00:27:12,883 00:27:14,053 Uh-oh, here's trouble. Uh-oh, here's trouble.
596 00:27:14,885 00:27:17,005 -I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think? -I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think?
597 00:27:17,095 00:27:19,005 -You were rubbish. -[chuckles] -You were rubbish. -[chuckles]
598 00:27:19,097 00:27:20,967 -Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah. -Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah.
599 00:27:21,058 00:27:22,978 I did wanna get your advice on one thing. I did wanna get your advice on one thing.
600 00:27:23,435 00:27:26,475 Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya! Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya!
601 00:27:26,563 00:27:28,573 -Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah. -Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah.
602 00:27:28,649 00:27:31,189 See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got? See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got?
603 00:27:31,276 00:27:33,606 That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now. That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now.
604 00:27:33,695 00:27:34,775 We're gonna really do this. We're gonna really do this.
605 00:27:34,863 00:27:37,033 -Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah. -Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah.
606 00:27:37,115 00:27:39,365 Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble. Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble.
607 00:27:39,451 00:27:40,791 [girl] Get your breath back. [girl] Get your breath back.
608 00:27:44,206 00:27:46,116 [rock music playing] [rock music playing]
609 00:27:50,754 00:27:51,844 [phone buzzes] [phone buzzes]
610 00:27:55,342 00:27:56,342 [clears throat] [clears throat]
611 00:27:56,969 00:27:58,139 What? What?
612 00:27:58,220 00:27:59,390 I just sent you the pictures. I just sent you the pictures.
613 00:27:59,471 00:28:00,681 [phone chimes] [phone chimes]
614 00:28:04,059 00:28:05,559 That's exactly what I wanted. That's exactly what I wanted.
615 00:28:07,855 00:28:10,815 The star player's girlfriend and the new manager. The star player's girlfriend and the new manager.
616 00:28:12,484 00:28:14,074 Are you sure you want to do this? Are you sure you want to do this?
617 00:28:14,152 00:28:16,492 The press will eat them alive. The press will eat them alive.
618 00:28:27,082 00:28:28,502 Miss Welton? Miss Welton?
619 00:28:34,089 00:28:35,169 Do it. Do it.
620 00:28:39,803 00:28:41,053 [clatters] [clatters]
621 00:28:41,805 00:28:44,805 [rock and roll music playing] [rock and roll music playing]