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1 | 00:00:01,627 | 00:00:02,627 | [birds chirping] | [birds chirping] |
2 | 00:00:02,711 | 00:00:04,251 | [soft music playing] | [soft music playing] |
3 | 00:00:14,097 | 00:00:15,097 | [grunts] | [grunts] |
4 | 00:00:19,770 | 00:00:20,770 | [sighs] | [sighs] |
5 | 00:00:29,404 | 00:00:30,824 | -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach. | -Morning, Coach. -Morning, Coach. |
6 | 00:00:30,906 | 00:00:32,066 | You wanna grab some breakfast? | You wanna grab some breakfast? |
7 | 00:00:32,156 | 00:00:34,366 | Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed. | Nah, I just had one piece of cereal and I'm pretty stuffed. |
8 | 00:00:34,451 | 00:00:35,791 | Could go for coffee though. | Could go for coffee though. |
9 | 00:00:36,286 | 00:00:37,286 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
10 | 00:00:38,413 | 00:00:40,083 | [sighs] You know what today feels like? | [sighs] You know what today feels like? |
11 | 00:00:40,165 | 00:00:42,835 | -First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo! | -First day of school. -First day of school. That's right. Whoo! |
12 | 00:00:43,752 | 00:00:44,752 | That's close. | That's close. |
13 | 00:00:46,338 | 00:00:48,838 | -What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous. | -What about you, Coach? How you feeling? -A little nervous. |
14 | 00:00:48,924 | 00:00:51,804 | Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters." | Well, heck, yeah. No such thing as "last-day jitters." |
15 | 00:00:51,885 | 00:00:53,175 | -[horn honks] -Whoa. | -[horn honks] -Whoa. |
16 | 00:00:54,304 | 00:00:55,314 | Gotta look right, Coach. | Gotta look right, Coach. |
17 | 00:00:55,389 | 00:00:57,559 | Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday. | Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday. |
18 | 00:00:59,518 | 00:01:00,558 | [busker] ♪ So blues ♪ | [busker] ♪ So blues ♪ |
19 | 00:01:00,644 | 00:01:02,734 | -♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here. | -♪ I can tell you ♪ -Check out my man here. |
20 | 00:01:03,897 | 00:01:07,187 | -♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing] | -♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪ -[children shouting, laughing] |
21 | 00:01:17,828 | 00:01:19,578 | [boy] A girl's not gettin' by me. | [boy] A girl's not gettin' by me. |
22 | 00:01:21,081 | 00:01:22,921 | [children shouting, laughing] | [children shouting, laughing] |
23 | 00:01:23,375 | 00:01:27,125 | Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh? | Sometimes the best way to stick it to the man is go right between his legs, huh? |
24 | 00:01:27,212 | 00:01:28,962 | -We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah. | -We gotta go, Coach. -Yeah. |
25 | 00:01:37,181 | 00:01:38,891 | -[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do. | -[knocks] -Knock-a-doodle-do. |
26 | 00:01:39,308 | 00:01:42,098 | -Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us. | -Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso. -Hey, look at us. |
27 | 00:01:42,186 | 00:01:44,146 | Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right? | Couple of worm-addicted early birds, am I right? |
28 | 00:01:44,980 | 00:01:47,400 | Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something. | Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I brought you a little something. |
29 | 00:01:47,482 | 00:01:49,232 | -Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles] | -Oh. -Yeah. Cookies. [chuckles] |
30 | 00:01:49,318 | 00:01:51,608 | Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right? | Or as y'all call 'em here, biscuits, right? |
31 | 00:01:51,695 | 00:01:55,445 | Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy. | Though, I do not recommend you smother these in gravy. |
32 | 00:01:55,532 | 00:01:56,832 | Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really-- | Oh. Ted, I don't-- I don't really-- |
33 | 00:01:56,909 | 00:01:59,119 | Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there. | Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there. |
34 | 00:01:59,203 | 00:02:01,083 | -Oh, those do look good. -Right? | -Oh, those do look good. -Right? |
35 | 00:02:01,163 | 00:02:02,253 | Go ahead, take a nibble. | Go ahead, take a nibble. |
36 | 00:02:02,331 | 00:02:05,131 | That's it. Away you go. | That's it. Away you go. |
37 | 00:02:07,878 | 00:02:10,088 | -Fuck me. -Hmm. | -Fuck me. -Hmm. |
38 | 00:02:10,172 | 00:02:11,592 | Where did you get these? | Where did you get these? |
39 | 00:02:11,673 | 00:02:12,973 | I'm glad you like 'em. | I'm glad you like 'em. |
40 | 00:02:13,050 | 00:02:15,050 | You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning. | You know what? I'll start bringing these to ya every morning. |
41 | 00:02:15,135 | 00:02:16,345 | Call it "Biscuits with the Boss." | Call it "Biscuits with the Boss." |
42 | 00:02:16,428 | 00:02:18,428 | That really isn't necessary. | That really isn't necessary. |
43 | 00:02:18,514 | 00:02:21,234 | Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then. | Okay, well, mark this down as the first time we disagree then. |
44 | 00:02:21,308 | 00:02:23,808 | Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible. | Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible. |
45 | 00:02:23,894 | 00:02:26,864 | Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that. | Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that. |
46 | 00:02:26,939 | 00:02:28,979 | Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners | Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners |
47 | 00:02:29,066 | 00:02:30,936 | -unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted-- | -unless we get to know each other, right? -Ted-- |
48 | 00:02:31,026 | 00:02:32,856 | We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one. | We're gonna start simple. Real easy, real easy one. |
49 | 00:02:32,945 | 00:02:34,905 | We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert. | We're gonna do, uh, first concert, best concert. |
50 | 00:02:34,988 | 00:02:37,068 | You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on. | You go ahead and go first. Go. Right off the bat. Come on. |
51 | 00:02:37,157 | 00:02:40,117 | Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls. | Uh, the Spice Girls. And, uh, the Spice Girls. |
52 | 00:02:40,202 | 00:02:43,502 | Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert. | Same answer for both? I love that. My turn. First concert. |
53 | 00:02:43,580 | 00:02:46,420 | [stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers. | [stammers] I mean, come on. It was "The Gambler" himself, Mr. Kenny Rogers. |
54 | 00:02:46,500 | 00:02:48,840 | -Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers] | -Okay, I'm sorry-- -[sings "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers] |
55 | 00:02:48,919 | 00:02:49,919 | Ted-- | Ted-- |
56 | 00:02:53,048 | 00:02:53,878 | Coach Lasso. | Coach Lasso. |
57 | 00:02:53,966 | 00:02:56,796 | [continues singing] | [continues singing] |
58 | 00:02:56,885 | 00:02:59,215 | Stop. Ted, I'm sorry. | Stop. Ted, I'm sorry. |
59 | 00:02:59,304 | 00:03:03,734 | "Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning. | "Biscuits with the Boss" is not something that I have time for this morning. |
60 | 00:03:03,809 | 00:03:05,559 | Or ever. | Or ever. |
61 | 00:03:06,186 | 00:03:08,936 | -I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go. | -I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear. -There we go. |
62 | 00:03:09,022 | 00:03:10,192 | Okay. | Okay. |
63 | 00:03:10,274 | 00:03:12,114 | You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you? | You're gonna show up tomorrow with biscuits, aren't you? |
64 | 00:03:12,192 | 00:03:14,822 | [chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that. | [chuckling] Oh, come on now. I would not bet on that. |
65 | 00:03:14,903 | 00:03:17,703 | I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles] | I mean, unless you wanna win a buttload of money. [chuckles] |
66 | 00:03:17,781 | 00:03:19,371 | High five, tree. Whoo! | High five, tree. Whoo! |
67 | 00:03:19,449 | 00:03:22,039 | [theme music plays] | [theme music plays] |
68 | 00:03:41,847 | 00:03:43,847 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
69 | 00:03:52,816 | 00:03:53,896 | [sniffs] | [sniffs] |
70 | 00:03:53,984 | 00:03:56,824 | Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State? | Remember what you said to me our first day coaching at Wichita State? |
71 | 00:03:56,904 | 00:03:58,244 | Lose the ponytail? | Lose the ponytail? |
72 | 00:03:58,322 | 00:04:00,322 | Relax. They're just kids. | Relax. They're just kids. |
73 | 00:04:03,493 | 00:04:05,703 | [Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids. | [Ted] Well, these fellas sure as heck ain't kids. |
74 | 00:04:05,787 | 00:04:09,287 | Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats. | Hey, look at Isaac. He looks like a Rodin sculpture in cleats. |
75 | 00:04:10,542 | 00:04:11,792 | -Boots. -Hm? | -Boots. -Hm? |
76 | 00:04:11,877 | 00:04:13,167 | They call cleats "boots." | They call cleats "boots." |
77 | 00:04:14,213 | 00:04:16,303 | I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot. | I thought you said that the trunk of a car was a boot. |
78 | 00:04:16,380 | 00:04:17,630 | Also a boot. | Also a boot. |
79 | 00:04:17,716 | 00:04:19,926 | Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job | Hold on now. If I were to get fired from my job |
80 | 00:04:20,010 | 00:04:21,850 | where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car-- | where I'm puttin' cleats in the trunk of my car-- |
81 | 00:04:21,928 | 00:04:24,058 | You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot. | You got the boot from puttin' boots in the boot. |
82 | 00:04:24,139 | 00:04:25,559 | [chuckles] I love that. | [chuckles] I love that. |
83 | 00:04:25,641 | 00:04:26,771 | [whistle blows] | [whistle blows] |
84 | 00:04:27,184 | 00:04:30,064 | All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven. | All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven. |
85 | 00:04:30,145 | 00:04:32,305 | We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist" | We're gonna call this drill "The Exorcist" |
86 | 00:04:32,397 | 00:04:34,477 | 'cause it's all about controlling possession. | 'cause it's all about controlling possession. |
87 | 00:04:35,734 | 00:04:36,744 | [Coach Beard] All right, let's go! | [Coach Beard] All right, let's go! |
88 | 00:04:40,113 | 00:04:41,113 | [Sam grunts] | [Sam grunts] |
89 | 00:04:41,657 | 00:04:43,697 | Ah... Fuck! | Ah... Fuck! |
90 | 00:04:46,370 | 00:04:47,870 | [Jamie] Whoo! | [Jamie] Whoo! |
91 | 00:04:49,414 | 00:04:53,634 | Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died. | Someone get some flowers, 'cause this spot here is where Sam died. |
92 | 00:04:53,710 | 00:04:55,250 | [players laughing] | [players laughing] |
93 | 00:04:55,838 | 00:04:57,298 | It's very sad. | It's very sad. |
94 | 00:04:57,881 | 00:04:59,551 | Oi. Walk away, you little prick. | Oi. Walk away, you little prick. |
95 | 00:04:59,633 | 00:05:02,473 | All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs] | All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs] |
96 | 00:05:03,512 | 00:05:05,102 | -Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good. | -Thanks, Roy. -Yeah, you're good. |
97 | 00:05:05,180 | 00:05:06,270 | [Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec. | [Ted] Hey, Sam, come here a sec. |
98 | 00:05:07,474 | 00:05:09,774 | [panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry. | [panting] Coach, I'm-- I'm sorry. |
99 | 00:05:09,852 | 00:05:11,852 | You know what the happiest animal on earth is? | You know what the happiest animal on earth is? |
100 | 00:05:12,938 | 00:05:14,688 | It's a goldfish. | It's a goldfish. |
101 | 00:05:14,773 | 00:05:16,023 | You know why? | You know why? |
102 | 00:05:16,817 | 00:05:19,187 | -No. -Got a ten-second memory. | -No. -Got a ten-second memory. |
103 | 00:05:19,820 | 00:05:22,450 | Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah? | Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah? |
104 | 00:05:28,579 | 00:05:29,829 | Yeah, you got it. Go ahead. | Yeah, you got it. Go ahead. |
105 | 00:05:30,539 | 00:05:31,749 | [whistle blows] | [whistle blows] |
106 | 00:05:32,916 | 00:05:35,206 | -Hey, Nate. -Who, me? | -Hey, Nate. -Who, me? |
107 | 00:05:35,294 | 00:05:37,004 | Yeah. Until we get another Nate here, | Yeah. Until we get another Nate here, |
108 | 00:05:37,087 | 00:05:39,457 | I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay? | I just need you to assume you're my default Nate, okay? |
109 | 00:05:39,548 | 00:05:41,838 | Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here? | Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here? |
110 | 00:05:41,925 | 00:05:43,175 | Seems a little down in the dumps. | Seems a little down in the dumps. |
111 | 00:05:43,260 | 00:05:47,640 | Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so... | Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving since he got here from Nigeria, so... |
112 | 00:05:47,723 | 00:05:50,483 | Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy. | Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time away from home is never easy. |
113 | 00:05:50,559 | 00:05:52,939 | We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man. | We're gonna have to do something to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man. |
114 | 00:05:53,020 | 00:05:55,860 | [both laugh] | [both laugh] |
115 | 00:05:55,939 | 00:05:58,029 | You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh? | You still laughing at stuff you don't think is funny, huh? |
116 | 00:05:58,108 | 00:06:00,108 | I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't. | I'm not always sure what's a joke and what isn't. |
117 | 00:06:00,194 | 00:06:02,034 | Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it? | Yeah, it's tough to tell these days, isn't it? |
118 | 00:06:02,112 | 00:06:03,952 | [players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! | [players on laptop] Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! |
119 | 00:06:04,031 | 00:06:08,081 | Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! | Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! |
120 | 00:06:08,702 | 00:06:09,912 | [Rebecca] Higgins. | [Rebecca] Higgins. |
121 | 00:06:09,995 | 00:06:12,115 | -Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm. | -Ted Lasso was in my office. -Hm. |
122 | 00:06:12,206 | 00:06:14,956 | Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?" | Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?" |
123 | 00:06:15,042 | 00:06:17,962 | -Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome. | -Boy George. -[sighs] Not you, you garden gnome. |
124 | 00:06:18,045 | 00:06:19,545 | He wants us to get together every morning | He wants us to get together every morning |
125 | 00:06:19,630 | 00:06:21,380 | to get to know me and hear what I've got to say. | to get to know me and hear what I've got to say. |
126 | 00:06:21,465 | 00:06:22,505 | The nerve! | The nerve! |
127 | 00:06:22,591 | 00:06:25,261 | [sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice. | [sighs] I mean, the man's just relentless and nice. |
128 | 00:06:25,344 | 00:06:27,554 | Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him. | Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him. |
129 | 00:06:27,638 | 00:06:29,638 | It's the one thing that could just muck this up. | It's the one thing that could just muck this up. |
130 | 00:06:30,182 | 00:06:31,182 | Hello, boys. | Hello, boys. |
131 | 00:06:31,892 | 00:06:34,522 | Up top. [chuckles, groans] | Up top. [chuckles, groans] |
132 | 00:06:34,603 | 00:06:36,733 | -[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton. | -[Sam] Hello, Miss Welton. -[Roy] Hello, Miss Welton. |
133 | 00:06:39,775 | 00:06:43,985 | Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room? | Higgins, do you know which of the players has the most sway in the locker room? |
134 | 00:06:44,696 | 00:06:46,026 | Uh, no. | Uh, no. |
135 | 00:06:47,074 | 00:06:50,994 | So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery. | So helpful. Then solve me this different mystery. |
136 | 00:06:51,078 | 00:06:53,118 | Find out where Lasso got those biscuits. | Find out where Lasso got those biscuits. |
137 | 00:06:54,164 | 00:06:56,754 | Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles] | Watch out, biscuits! Higgins is on the case. [chuckles] |
138 | 00:06:57,876 | 00:06:59,876 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
139 | 00:07:02,381 | 00:07:04,721 | All right, fellas. Excuse me. | All right, fellas. Excuse me. |
140 | 00:07:04,800 | 00:07:06,130 | Listen up! | Listen up! |
141 | 00:07:06,218 | 00:07:07,218 | [chattering stops] | [chattering stops] |
142 | 00:07:07,302 | 00:07:08,852 | Whoa. Thank you, Coach. | Whoa. Thank you, Coach. |
143 | 00:07:08,929 | 00:07:11,219 | Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday. | Now, we got Crystal Palace coming here on Saturday. |
144 | 00:07:11,306 | 00:07:12,466 | Anything we need to know, Coach? | Anything we need to know, Coach? |
145 | 00:07:12,558 | 00:07:15,478 | -Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else? | -Lot of speed on the outside. -Okay. Anything else? |
146 | 00:07:15,561 | 00:07:17,061 | Lot of speed. | Lot of speed. |
147 | 00:07:17,145 | 00:07:18,355 | Okay, you heard the man. | Okay, you heard the man. |
148 | 00:07:18,438 | 00:07:20,688 | Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year, | Uh, y'all whipped 'em up pretty good earlier this year, |
149 | 00:07:20,774 | 00:07:23,654 | so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan. | so me and Coach ain't gonna mess with the game plan. |
150 | 00:07:23,735 | 00:07:25,235 | But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but-- | But-- but-- but-- but-- but-- but-- |
151 | 00:07:25,320 | 00:07:28,120 | we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room. | we would like to start fiddling with the way we do things in the locker room. |
152 | 00:07:28,198 | 00:07:30,238 | And if the Internet has taught us anything, | And if the Internet has taught us anything, |
153 | 00:07:30,325 | 00:07:34,075 | it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously. | it's that sometimes it's easier to speak our minds anonymously. |
154 | 00:07:34,162 | 00:07:37,462 | Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box. | Right? So I asked Nate here to make us a good old-fashioned suggestion box. |
155 | 00:07:37,541 | 00:07:39,131 | The-- Hey, look at that. | The-- Hey, look at that. |
156 | 00:07:39,209 | 00:07:42,169 | Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so-- | Yeah, did it with my niece. She loves crafts, so-- |
157 | 00:07:42,254 | 00:07:44,264 | Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life. | Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses into your personal life. |
158 | 00:07:44,339 | 00:07:45,339 | This is lovely. | This is lovely. |
159 | 00:07:45,424 | 00:07:47,804 | So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered, | So, if anything's got y'all hot and bothered, |
160 | 00:07:47,885 | 00:07:49,295 | just go ahead and drop us a note. | just go ahead and drop us a note. |
161 | 00:07:50,095 | 00:07:52,885 | You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels | You could have issue with, uh, the color of the towels |
162 | 00:07:52,973 | 00:07:55,183 | or, heck, the food in the vending machine. | or, heck, the food in the vending machine. |
163 | 00:07:55,267 | 00:07:56,267 | Sound good? | Sound good? |
164 | 00:07:58,353 | 00:08:00,773 | Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow. | Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow. |
165 | 00:08:01,648 | 00:08:04,648 | Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four, | Oi. We're middle of the table, we've lost three of four, |
166 | 00:08:04,735 | 00:08:07,985 | and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough? | and you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough? |
167 | 00:08:08,071 | 00:08:09,281 | Are they? | Are they? |
168 | 00:08:09,990 | 00:08:10,990 | Jesus Christ. | Jesus Christ. |
169 | 00:08:12,576 | 00:08:14,286 | Uh, they are not. | Uh, they are not. |
170 | 00:08:18,790 | 00:08:20,210 | Oh. [clears throat] | Oh. [clears throat] |
171 | 00:08:26,548 | 00:08:28,548 | [footsteps approaching] | [footsteps approaching] |
172 | 00:08:30,093 | 00:08:32,643 | [sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted. | [sighs] That's a long time to wait, Ted. |
173 | 00:08:33,889 | 00:08:35,809 | Well, I respect you didn't hurry. | Well, I respect you didn't hurry. |
174 | 00:08:35,890 | 00:08:38,390 | So, how was your first official day? | So, how was your first official day? |
175 | 00:08:38,477 | 00:08:39,477 | I'm not entirely sure | I'm not entirely sure |
176 | 00:08:39,561 | 00:08:42,061 | what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here, | what y'all's smallest unit of measurement is over here, |
177 | 00:08:42,147 | 00:08:44,357 | but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles] | but that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles] |
178 | 00:08:44,441 | 00:08:47,151 | -And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm. | -And yet, you seem undeterred. -Mm. |
179 | 00:08:47,236 | 00:08:49,566 | [car engine revs] | [car engine revs] |
180 | 00:08:49,655 | 00:08:50,695 | [tires screeching] | [tires screeching] |
181 | 00:08:50,781 | 00:08:52,071 | Solid entrance. | Solid entrance. |
182 | 00:08:52,157 | 00:08:54,117 | [upbeat music playing on car radio] | [upbeat music playing on car radio] |
183 | 00:08:54,201 | 00:08:56,751 | What would you rather be, a lion or a panda? | What would you rather be, a lion or a panda? |
184 | 00:08:56,828 | 00:08:58,748 | -[car door closes] -I don't have time for this. | -[car door closes] -I don't have time for this. |
185 | 00:08:58,830 | 00:09:00,120 | Okay. | Okay. |
186 | 00:09:00,207 | 00:09:01,707 | -Ted? -Gotta go panda. | -Ted? -Gotta go panda. |
187 | 00:09:02,292 | 00:09:06,512 | Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur. | Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss-stained fur. |
188 | 00:09:06,588 | 00:09:10,298 | Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle. | Lions are powerful and majestic and rule the jungle. |
189 | 00:09:10,384 | 00:09:12,554 | Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant? | Try telling that to an elephant. Ooh, can I be an elephant? |
190 | 00:09:12,636 | 00:09:13,676 | Mm-mmm. Lion or panda. | Mm-mmm. Lion or panda. |
191 | 00:09:13,762 | 00:09:14,932 | -Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion! | -Panda. -[Rebecca] Lion! |
192 | 00:09:15,013 | 00:09:17,183 | -What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What? | -What's black and white and red all over? -I don't know. What? |
193 | 00:09:17,266 | 00:09:21,186 | A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion. | A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion. |
194 | 00:09:22,646 | 00:09:23,806 | All right. | All right. |
195 | 00:09:23,897 | 00:09:26,277 | That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman. | That Rebecca is an intimidating, very tall woman. |
196 | 00:09:26,358 | 00:09:29,148 | I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating. | I mean, the minute she locked eyes with me, I, like, started sweating. |
197 | 00:09:29,236 | 00:09:32,656 | Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em. | Oh, no. She got some fences, all right, but you just gotta hop over 'em. |
198 | 00:09:32,739 | 00:09:35,159 | -Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm. | -Hi, babe. -[Jamie] Mm. |
199 | 00:09:36,368 | 00:09:37,868 | Here. Keys. | Here. Keys. |
200 | 00:09:37,953 | 00:09:40,583 | Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda? | Hey, Jamie, what would you rather be? A lion or a panda? |
201 | 00:09:41,373 | 00:09:43,043 | -Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm. | -Coach, I'm me. -Mm-hmm. |
202 | 00:09:43,125 | 00:09:44,535 | Why would I wanna be anything else? | Why would I wanna be anything else? |
203 | 00:09:44,626 | 00:09:47,876 | I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is. | I'm not sure you realize how psychologically healthy that actually is. |
204 | 00:09:48,630 | 00:09:50,880 | Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue] | Hm. Cheers. [clicks tongue] |
205 | 00:09:51,675 | 00:09:52,835 | Night Court. | Night Court. |
206 | 00:09:52,926 | 00:09:54,176 | Wow. | Wow. |
207 | 00:09:54,261 | 00:09:55,891 | -He's a lion. -Definitely lion. | -He's a lion. -Definitely lion. |
208 | 00:09:55,971 | 00:09:58,641 | You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that. | You know pandas eat their weight in bamboo? My little boy told me that. |
209 | 00:09:58,724 | 00:10:00,274 | -No! -What are you talking about? | -No! -What are you talking about? |
210 | 00:10:00,350 | 00:10:01,810 | Pandas are capable of it. | Pandas are capable of it. |
211 | 00:10:01,894 | 00:10:03,854 | I don't know how often they actually do that. | I don't know how often they actually do that. |
212 | 00:10:05,564 | 00:10:07,694 | [Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria. | [Coach Beard] Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria. |
213 | 00:10:07,774 | 00:10:09,574 | Maybe the Premiership's too much for him. | Maybe the Premiership's too much for him. |
214 | 00:10:09,651 | 00:10:11,991 | No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all. | No, he just needs to get a little more comfy here, that's all. |
215 | 00:10:12,070 | 00:10:15,200 | -He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday. | -He turns 20 on Saturday. -There we go. A birthday. |
216 | 00:10:15,282 | 00:10:16,622 | We'll do something special for him. | We'll do something special for him. |
217 | 00:10:16,700 | 00:10:18,950 | Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah? | Nudge that ship in the right direction, yeah? |
218 | 00:10:19,036 | 00:10:20,036 | Hey. | Hey. |
219 | 00:10:20,746 | 00:10:21,906 | [rattles] | [rattles] |
220 | 00:10:22,289 | 00:10:24,249 | -Mm. -[laughs] | -Mm. -[laughs] |
221 | 00:10:24,583 | 00:10:25,793 | Let's see what we got here. | Let's see what we got here. |
222 | 00:10:25,876 | 00:10:27,586 | -"Wanker." -Hmm. | -"Wanker." -Hmm. |
223 | 00:10:27,669 | 00:10:30,879 | Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker." | Let's see what else we got. "Piss off, wanker." |
224 | 00:10:33,258 | 00:10:34,718 | "I hope you choke on a Big Mac." | "I hope you choke on a Big Mac." |
225 | 00:10:34,801 | 00:10:37,301 | -Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one. | -Good thing these are anonymous. -No, Roy signed that one. |
226 | 00:10:37,387 | 00:10:38,387 | -Roy. -Oh, here's a good one. | -Roy. -Oh, here's a good one. |
227 | 00:10:38,472 | 00:10:41,392 | "Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that. | "Shower pressure is rubbish." Make a note of that. |
228 | 00:10:41,975 | 00:10:45,095 | Uh, "Wanker." Yep. | Uh, "Wanker." Yep. |
229 | 00:10:45,771 | 00:10:47,981 | Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud. | Oh, I'm not gonna say that word out loud. |
230 | 00:10:48,065 | 00:10:49,935 | Um, another "wanker." | Um, another "wanker." |
231 | 00:10:50,025 | 00:10:52,945 | You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad. | You don't wanna let them call you a wanker, Ted. It's bad. |
232 | 00:10:53,362 | 00:10:54,362 | [stammers] What's a wanker? | [stammers] What's a wanker? |
233 | 00:10:56,365 | 00:10:58,445 | I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you. | I'm a visual learner, so that's very helpful. Thank you. |
234 | 00:10:58,867 | 00:11:00,287 | Mm. My pleasure. | Mm. My pleasure. |
235 | 00:11:01,495 | 00:11:02,825 | [Ted] Okay, I got one. | [Ted] Okay, I got one. |
236 | 00:11:02,913 | 00:11:06,833 | Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat... | Uh, what if I joined forces with a swashbuckling cat... |
237 | 00:11:06,917 | 00:11:07,747 | Uh-huh. | Uh-huh. |
238 | 00:11:07,835 | 00:11:10,205 | ...to play tiny guitars for women of the night | ...to play tiny guitars for women of the night |
239 | 00:11:10,295 | 00:11:12,705 | as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work? | as we read Alex Haley's most seminal work? |
240 | 00:11:12,798 | 00:11:14,468 | You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots, | You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots, |
241 | 00:11:14,550 | 00:11:16,840 | playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots. | playing lutes for prostitutes, reading Roots. |
242 | 00:11:16,927 | 00:11:19,347 | No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha. | No, The Autobiography of Malcolm X. I gotcha. |
243 | 00:11:19,429 | 00:11:20,599 | [Coach Beard] All right. | [Coach Beard] All right. |
244 | 00:11:20,681 | 00:11:23,391 | Here we go. Hey, hold my beer. | Here we go. Hey, hold my beer. |
245 | 00:11:23,475 | 00:11:26,645 | All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa! | All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa! |
246 | 00:11:26,728 | 00:11:28,228 | -[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me? | -[girl laughing] -Are you kidding me? |
247 | 00:11:29,481 | 00:11:30,321 | You see that? | You see that? |
248 | 00:11:30,399 | 00:11:32,029 | She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil. | She spun you around like the Tasmanian Devil. |
249 | 00:11:32,109 | 00:11:34,239 | Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying... | Yeah, she did. Except without all that annoying... |
250 | 00:11:34,319 | 00:11:36,779 | [imitates Tasmanian Devil babble] | [imitates Tasmanian Devil babble] |
251 | 00:11:42,035 | 00:11:43,115 | Wrong again. | Wrong again. |
252 | 00:11:43,996 | 00:11:46,706 | [spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins? | [spits] Why is this so hard for you, Higgins? |
253 | 00:11:46,790 | 00:11:48,420 | [Ted] What time is it? | [Ted] What time is it? |
254 | 00:11:48,500 | 00:11:51,170 | It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts] | It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time! [grunts] |
255 | 00:11:51,253 | 00:11:53,883 | -Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles] | -Wha-- And Higgins! Hey. [chuckles] -[Higgins chuckles] |
256 | 00:11:53,964 | 00:11:55,054 | Three's a crowd. | Three's a crowd. |
257 | 00:11:55,132 | 00:11:57,682 | Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy. | Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy. |
258 | 00:11:57,759 | 00:11:58,639 | [gags] | [gags] |
259 | 00:11:58,719 | 00:12:01,009 | Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow. | Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow. |
260 | 00:12:01,096 | 00:12:02,716 | Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday. | Let's tie up some loose ends from yesterday. |
261 | 00:12:02,806 | 00:12:04,516 | First concert, Kenny Rogers, right? | First concert, Kenny Rogers, right? |
262 | 00:12:04,600 | 00:12:07,730 | Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995. | Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995. |
263 | 00:12:07,811 | 00:12:09,101 | You're gonna love this story. | You're gonna love this story. |
264 | 00:12:09,188 | 00:12:11,018 | Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here? | Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here? |
265 | 00:12:11,106 | 00:12:14,436 | Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish. | Ted, please. I can't just have you waltzing in here whenever you wish. |
266 | 00:12:14,526 | 00:12:16,986 | What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that. | What if I soft-shoe in, huh? Little something like that. |
267 | 00:12:17,070 | 00:12:18,530 | Or-- or I can moonwalk in. | Or-- or I can moonwalk in. |
268 | 00:12:18,614 | 00:12:21,284 | Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do. | Huh? Despite recent headlines, it's still a fun dance move to do. |
269 | 00:12:21,366 | 00:12:24,076 | -Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay? | -Ted, Ted. -You gotta see the way I see it, okay? |
270 | 00:12:24,161 | 00:12:26,711 | Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond. | Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond. |
271 | 00:12:26,788 | 00:12:28,248 | Team's gotta bond. All right? | Team's gotta bond. All right? |
272 | 00:12:28,332 | 00:12:30,132 | I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today. | I mean, heck, Higgins and I are having lunch today. |
273 | 00:12:30,209 | 00:12:32,379 | Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office. | Oh, yes. We're having salads in my office. |
274 | 00:12:32,461 | 00:12:33,801 | [Ted] All right, catch you later, boss. | [Ted] All right, catch you later, boss. |
275 | 00:12:33,879 | 00:12:35,629 | Higgins, see you at lunch, huh? | Higgins, see you at lunch, huh? |
276 | 00:12:35,714 | 00:12:37,014 | Caesar you later. | Caesar you later. |
277 | 00:12:38,008 | 00:12:39,088 | [Higgins grunts] | [Higgins grunts] |
278 | 00:12:40,052 | 00:12:42,392 | Yes. Yes. | Yes. Yes. |
279 | 00:12:43,013 | 00:12:44,143 | [Higgins sighs] | [Higgins sighs] |
280 | 00:12:44,806 | 00:12:46,726 | He's intolerable. | He's intolerable. |
281 | 00:12:47,559 | 00:12:49,689 | [water sputters] | [water sputters] |
282 | 00:12:49,770 | 00:12:51,020 | [Ted] Boy. That is bad. | [Ted] Boy. That is bad. |
283 | 00:12:51,104 | 00:12:53,404 | Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate. | Somebody ought to check this thing's prostate. |
284 | 00:12:54,066 | 00:12:54,896 | Jeez. | Jeez. |
285 | 00:12:54,983 | 00:12:56,743 | [players chattering] | [players chattering] |
286 | 00:12:56,818 | 00:12:58,068 | [Ted] Yeah. | [Ted] Yeah. |
287 | 00:12:58,153 | 00:13:00,073 | Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick. | Hey, Sam. You gotta pop upstairs real quick. |
288 | 00:13:00,155 | 00:13:01,985 | Higgins wants to talk to you. | Higgins wants to talk to you. |
289 | 00:13:02,074 | 00:13:03,494 | Let's go. Move it, move it. | Let's go. Move it, move it. |
290 | 00:13:05,953 | 00:13:07,873 | Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone. | Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone. |
291 | 00:13:07,955 | 00:13:10,535 | Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up. | Shut the door, shut the door. Hey. Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up. |
292 | 00:13:10,624 | 00:13:12,424 | Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday. | Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday. |
293 | 00:13:12,501 | 00:13:14,921 | So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice. | So I was thinking we'd all chip in and get him something nice. |
294 | 00:13:15,003 | 00:13:16,343 | Nice gift or something. Right? | Nice gift or something. Right? |
295 | 00:13:16,421 | 00:13:19,511 | So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box. | So, Nate's gonna be coming around with yet another impressive box. |
296 | 00:13:19,591 | 00:13:21,431 | Look at this, wow! It's got a face! | Look at this, wow! It's got a face! |
297 | 00:13:21,510 | 00:13:23,970 | -Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He. | -Uh, he has a face. -Sorry, it-- Uh, he. He. |
298 | 00:13:24,054 | 00:13:26,144 | -You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all? | -You put the money in his mouth. -Okay, you hear that, y'all? |
299 | 00:13:26,223 | 00:13:29,563 | You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good. | You put the money in his mouth. Got it? Okay, good. |
300 | 00:13:29,643 | 00:13:30,813 | Go get 'em, Nate. | Go get 'em, Nate. |
301 | 00:13:31,562 | 00:13:32,562 | Okay? Help him out. | Okay? Help him out. |
302 | 00:13:32,646 | 00:13:35,936 | All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin. | All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin. |
303 | 00:13:37,359 | 00:13:38,739 | Uh... | Uh... |
304 | 00:13:39,486 | 00:13:41,776 | You put the, uh, the money in his mouth. | You put the, uh, the money in his mouth. |
305 | 00:13:43,907 | 00:13:46,327 | [Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm. | [Jamie] Yummy for you. Mm. |
306 | 00:13:48,287 | 00:13:51,287 | It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice. | It's spearmint. Make the money smell nice. |
307 | 00:13:51,373 | 00:13:53,633 | Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful. | Thank you, Jamie. That's incredibly thoughtful. |
308 | 00:13:54,209 | 00:13:55,589 | [Colin chuckles] | [Colin chuckles] |
309 | 00:13:56,253 | 00:13:57,963 | Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick. | Hey, Jamie-- Jamie-- Jamie. Real quick. |
310 | 00:13:58,046 | 00:14:01,376 | Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there? | Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did you put gum in the box there? |
311 | 00:14:01,466 | 00:14:03,386 | -Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that? | -Uh, yeah. Yeah. -Now, why'd you go and do that? |
312 | 00:14:03,468 | 00:14:05,548 | -Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here. | -Uh, sorry, Coach. -Nate's just trying to help us out here. |
313 | 00:14:05,637 | 00:14:08,137 | -He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah. | -He's part of the team, right? -Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah. |
314 | 00:14:08,223 | 00:14:09,893 | And I see this team like a band. | And I see this team like a band. |
315 | 00:14:09,975 | 00:14:10,975 | I love that. | I love that. |
316 | 00:14:11,059 | 00:14:13,309 | -And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm. | -And if we were the Rolling Stones... -Mm-hmm. |
317 | 00:14:13,395 | 00:14:15,855 | ...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man. | ...I'd be Mick Jagger, 'cause I'm the front man. |
318 | 00:14:15,939 | 00:14:17,149 | -Sure. -I got the moves. | -Sure. -I got the moves. |
319 | 00:14:17,232 | 00:14:19,232 | Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it. | Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it. |
320 | 00:14:19,318 | 00:14:21,698 | And Roy would be Keith Richards, | And Roy would be Keith Richards, |
321 | 00:14:21,778 | 00:14:24,068 | 'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet. | 'cause he's old and everyone's surprised he ain't dead yet. |
322 | 00:14:24,156 | 00:14:25,566 | What the fuck are you saying? | What the fuck are you saying? |
323 | 00:14:25,657 | 00:14:27,327 | Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower, | Roy, mate, if you're gonna go to the shower, |
324 | 00:14:27,409 | 00:14:29,539 | you should take your sweater off first, pal. | you should take your sweater off first, pal. |
325 | 00:14:30,245 | 00:14:32,155 | [Jamie laughing] | [Jamie laughing] |
326 | 00:14:35,876 | 00:14:38,046 | I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah. | I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah. |
327 | 00:14:38,128 | 00:14:39,878 | I'll be better. Promise. | I'll be better. Promise. |
328 | 00:14:39,963 | 00:14:41,883 | Glad to hear it. Yeah. | Glad to hear it. Yeah. |
329 | 00:14:43,592 | 00:14:45,392 | [players laughing] | [players laughing] |
330 | 00:14:47,638 | 00:14:48,848 | [reporters clamoring] | [reporters clamoring] |
331 | 00:14:48,931 | 00:14:50,141 | Marcus, what you got? | Marcus, what you got? |
332 | 00:14:50,224 | 00:14:52,644 | How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend? | How are you feeling about taking on Crystal Palace this weekend? |
333 | 00:14:52,726 | 00:14:55,936 | A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me. | A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me. |
334 | 00:14:56,855 | 00:14:58,105 | -[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach! | -[reporter] Coach. -[reporter 2] Coach! |
335 | 00:14:59,316 | 00:15:01,396 | -[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent. | -[Ted] Yeah, right there. -Trent Crimm, The Independent. |
336 | 00:15:01,485 | 00:15:03,025 | Oh, I remember, Trent. | Oh, I remember, Trent. |
337 | 00:15:03,111 | 00:15:06,281 | I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule? | I'm just curious. Could you explain the offside rule? |
338 | 00:15:07,574 | 00:15:10,084 | Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did | Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did |
339 | 00:15:10,160 | 00:15:13,250 | back in 1964 when they defined pornography. | back in 1964 when they defined pornography. |
340 | 00:15:13,330 | 00:15:15,500 | It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it. | It ain't easy to explain, but you know it when you see it. |
341 | 00:15:15,582 | 00:15:17,172 | -[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach. | -[reporters laugh] -[reporter 3] Coach. Coach. |
342 | 00:15:17,251 | 00:15:19,841 | -Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun. | -Yeah, this gentleman right here. -Ernie Lounds, The Sun. |
343 | 00:15:19,920 | 00:15:21,920 | -[reporters groan] -Thank you. | -[reporters groan] -Thank you. |
344 | 00:15:22,005 | 00:15:23,915 | Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion. | Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion. |
345 | 00:15:24,007 | 00:15:27,217 | -It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies. | -It's "Welton." -Of course. My apologies. |
346 | 00:15:27,302 | 00:15:29,722 | Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl? | Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl? |
347 | 00:15:30,389 | 00:15:33,639 | Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh... | Uh, well, Rupert and I are no longer together, so, uh... |
348 | 00:15:34,268 | 00:15:37,478 | He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases. | He may consort with whatever model-actress, actress-model he pleases. |
349 | 00:15:37,563 | 00:15:38,563 | [reporters chuckling] | [reporters chuckling] |
350 | 00:15:38,647 | 00:15:42,027 | No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert | No, the girl who came forward today is another one who was with Rupert |
351 | 00:15:42,109 | 00:15:43,109 | while you were married. | while you were married. |
352 | 00:15:44,236 | 00:15:46,696 | I mean, she says it started five years ago. | I mean, she says it started five years ago. |
353 | 00:15:46,780 | 00:15:50,330 | And they kept it going until, well, still. | And they kept it going until, well, still. |
354 | 00:15:50,868 | 00:15:53,448 | [camera shutter clicking] | [camera shutter clicking] |
355 | 00:15:54,955 | 00:15:56,115 | Oh. [chuckles] | Oh. [chuckles] |
356 | 00:15:57,749 | 00:16:00,249 | And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask. | And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask. |
357 | 00:16:00,335 | 00:16:01,625 | [reporters laugh] | [reporters laugh] |
358 | 00:16:01,712 | 00:16:04,012 | -[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for. | -[reporters clamoring] -I'm afraid that's all we have time for. |
359 | 00:16:04,089 | 00:16:05,469 | Thank you so much. | Thank you so much. |
360 | 00:16:05,549 | 00:16:08,299 | [reporters] Coach! Coach! | [reporters] Coach! Coach! |
361 | 00:16:12,973 | 00:16:15,773 | -[knocks] -Hey. How are you? | -[knocks] -Hey. How are you? |
362 | 00:16:15,851 | 00:16:17,901 | -[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay. | -[Rebecca sighs] -Just wanna make sure you're doing okay. |
363 | 00:16:17,978 | 00:16:19,558 | You know, that was pretty rough back there. | You know, that was pretty rough back there. |
364 | 00:16:19,646 | 00:16:21,816 | I expect nothing less from the press. | I expect nothing less from the press. |
365 | 00:16:21,899 | 00:16:22,899 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
366 | 00:16:23,775 | 00:16:27,355 | Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me. | Sorry, did you need somebody to post that? Because that person's not me. |
367 | 00:16:27,446 | 00:16:31,486 | [chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy. | [chuckles] No, come on. This is a care package from my little boy. |
368 | 00:16:31,575 | 00:16:32,485 | Oh. | Oh. |
369 | 00:16:32,576 | 00:16:35,326 | Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah? | Maybe something in here can help cheer you up, yeah? |
370 | 00:16:35,412 | 00:16:38,372 | -Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs] | -Got a, uh, small battalion of army men. -[sighs] |
371 | 00:16:38,457 | 00:16:39,747 | Says here on the card that | Says here on the card that |
372 | 00:16:39,833 | 00:16:42,543 | I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe. | I'm supposed to set 'em up in my apartment to help keep me safe. |
373 | 00:16:42,628 | 00:16:43,878 | -[chuckles] -Uh, oh! | -[chuckles] -Uh, oh! |
374 | 00:16:43,962 | 00:16:46,222 | [trumpets] | [trumpets] |
375 | 00:16:46,298 | 00:16:47,878 | -Homemade kazoo. -Excellent. | -Homemade kazoo. -Excellent. |
376 | 00:16:47,966 | 00:16:50,466 | Only got one of those though, so you can't have that. | Only got one of those though, so you can't have that. |
377 | 00:16:50,552 | 00:16:51,972 | Oh! Oh, hey now. | Oh! Oh, hey now. |
378 | 00:16:52,804 | 00:16:53,814 | Look at that right there. | Look at that right there. |
379 | 00:16:53,889 | 00:16:57,769 | You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City, | You know, this right here is some of the best barbecue sauce in Kansas City, |
380 | 00:16:57,851 | 00:17:00,691 | which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world. | which makes it some of the best barbecue sauce in the world. |
381 | 00:17:02,147 | 00:17:03,767 | Ooh, yes! | Ooh, yes! |
382 | 00:17:03,857 | 00:17:06,607 | You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home, | You got some kind of food or something that can teleport you back home, |
383 | 00:17:06,693 | 00:17:07,823 | make you feel warm and fuzzy? | make you feel warm and fuzzy? |
384 | 00:17:10,196 | 00:17:11,656 | -No. -Mm-hmm. | -No. -Mm-hmm. |
385 | 00:17:13,742 | 00:17:15,332 | -Will that be all, Ted? -No. | -Will that be all, Ted? -No. |
386 | 00:17:15,410 | 00:17:19,040 | No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble | No, actually, the whole reason I'm here is 'cause I'm having a little trouble |
387 | 00:17:19,122 | 00:17:21,292 | figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions, | figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions, |
388 | 00:17:21,375 | 00:17:23,955 | and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice. | and I, you know-- I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice. |
389 | 00:17:24,044 | 00:17:25,674 | Oh, sorry, I'm afraid-- | Oh, sorry, I'm afraid-- |
390 | 00:17:26,296 | 00:17:27,296 | [Ted] Ooh. | [Ted] Ooh. |
391 | 00:17:27,381 | 00:17:29,721 | Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on. | Your eyes just lit up. You got an idea. What is it? Go on. |
392 | 00:17:29,800 | 00:17:31,930 | I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley. | I was just gonna say you should go and talk to Keeley. |
393 | 00:17:32,010 | 00:17:35,350 | I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her. | I mean, you two have an obvious rapport. If anyone knows Jamie, it's her. |
394 | 00:17:35,430 | 00:17:37,140 | -See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm. | -See, that's why you're the boss, right? -Mm. |
395 | 00:17:37,224 | 00:17:39,894 | [chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though. | [chuckles] That's good. Hey, tell you what I'm gonna do though. |
396 | 00:17:39,977 | 00:17:43,057 | I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one. | I'm gonna give you one of these stinkers. Let's see. Let's get you a good one. |
397 | 00:17:43,146 | 00:17:46,066 | Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense, | Okay, this right here is gonna be your first line of defense, |
398 | 00:17:46,149 | 00:17:48,859 | in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh? | in case that little turkey Ernie Lounds comes back around, huh? |
399 | 00:17:48,944 | 00:17:51,614 | How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you. | How about that? We'll aim him right at the door there for you. |
400 | 00:17:52,114 | 00:17:54,204 | All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you. | All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you. |
401 | 00:17:55,701 | 00:17:57,871 | [upbeat music playing] | [upbeat music playing] |
402 | 00:17:57,953 | 00:18:01,003 | [photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion. | [photographer] Yes! You look beautiful. Just-- just pet the lion. |
403 | 00:18:01,748 | 00:18:03,418 | Exactly! | Exactly! |
404 | 00:18:03,500 | 00:18:05,630 | I love it. Give me a growl, yeah. | I love it. Give me a growl, yeah. |
405 | 00:18:05,711 | 00:18:07,251 | [roars] | [roars] |
406 | 00:18:07,337 | 00:18:08,797 | Sexy, yeah. | Sexy, yeah. |
407 | 00:18:08,881 | 00:18:12,341 | Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right. | Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right. |
408 | 00:18:12,426 | 00:18:13,886 | Let's set up for the next shot. | Let's set up for the next shot. |
409 | 00:18:13,969 | 00:18:15,639 | -Hi. -Hey, how you doing? | -Hi. -Hey, how you doing? |
410 | 00:18:15,721 | 00:18:17,261 | Yeah, I'm all right. How are you? | Yeah, I'm all right. How are you? |
411 | 00:18:17,347 | 00:18:19,847 | Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh? | Yeah, not bad. So, you went with the lion, huh? |
412 | 00:18:19,933 | 00:18:22,443 | -Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool. | -Yeah. -I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool. |
413 | 00:18:22,519 | 00:18:24,189 | [laughing] I look insane. | [laughing] I look insane. |
414 | 00:18:24,897 | 00:18:27,147 | But I do think it's a better look than the panda. | But I do think it's a better look than the panda. |
415 | 00:18:29,401 | 00:18:30,491 | Oh, yeah. | Oh, yeah. |
416 | 00:18:30,569 | 00:18:31,779 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
417 | 00:18:31,862 | 00:18:33,162 | -Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah? | -Fuck, I'm famished. -Yeah? |
418 | 00:18:33,238 | 00:18:34,738 | Most lions are. | Most lions are. |
419 | 00:18:34,823 | 00:18:36,333 | -Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay. | -Oh, look. Let's get some food. -Okay. |
420 | 00:18:36,408 | 00:18:38,078 | -You hungry? -Yeah, is it free? | -You hungry? -Yeah, is it free? |
421 | 00:18:38,660 | 00:18:40,080 | Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah? | Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah? |
422 | 00:18:40,162 | 00:18:41,332 | Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton | Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton |
423 | 00:18:41,413 | 00:18:43,873 | to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka. | to get dressed up like an animal and sell caffeinated vodka. |
424 | 00:18:43,957 | 00:18:45,577 | But I do get to go home with the paws. | But I do get to go home with the paws. |
425 | 00:18:45,667 | 00:18:47,707 | Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah. | Well, there's the perks right there. Yeah. |
426 | 00:18:47,794 | 00:18:49,964 | -Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go. | -Can I have a bite? Mm. -Yeah. There you go. |
427 | 00:18:50,047 | 00:18:52,927 | -[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome. | -[muffled] Thank you. Mm. -[grunts] Careful. You're welcome. |
428 | 00:18:53,008 | 00:18:55,838 | I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me. | I know that you didn't just pop down to feed me. |
429 | 00:18:56,595 | 00:18:59,005 | No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie. | No, you're right. Uh, I wanted to ask you about Jamie. |
430 | 00:18:59,097 | 00:19:00,847 | -Mm. -Yeah. | -Mm. -Yeah. |
431 | 00:19:02,059 | 00:19:03,729 | What would you say motivates him? | What would you say motivates him? |
432 | 00:19:04,770 | 00:19:05,940 | Blow jobs. | Blow jobs. |
433 | 00:19:06,438 | 00:19:07,438 | Mm. | Mm. |
434 | 00:19:08,273 | 00:19:09,403 | Is there a second option? | Is there a second option? |
435 | 00:19:09,483 | 00:19:11,283 | [both chuckle] | [both chuckle] |
436 | 00:19:11,360 | 00:19:12,860 | Go on, give us another bite. | Go on, give us another bite. |
437 | 00:19:13,820 | 00:19:15,070 | Hey. There you are. | Hey. There you are. |
438 | 00:19:15,822 | 00:19:18,082 | Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star. | Now, look, I know the kid's gonna be a star. |
439 | 00:19:18,784 | 00:19:21,084 | I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up | I was kinda hoping he'd, you know, warm up |
440 | 00:19:21,161 | 00:19:23,661 | to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all. | to the team building I'm trying to do here. That's all. |
441 | 00:19:23,747 | 00:19:26,627 | Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement. | Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement. |
442 | 00:19:26,708 | 00:19:28,498 | -That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then. | -That's my wheelhouse. -There you go, then. |
443 | 00:19:28,585 | 00:19:30,125 | Okay. Bite. | Okay. Bite. |
444 | 00:19:30,212 | 00:19:32,382 | -[laughs] -Mm. | -[laughs] -Mm. |
445 | 00:19:32,464 | 00:19:34,094 | -Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go. | -Go on, give us one more bite. -Here you go. |
446 | 00:19:34,174 | 00:19:35,134 | Yeah. | Yeah. |
447 | 00:19:36,176 | 00:19:38,296 | -That was a big one. -Well, yep. | -That was a big one. -Well, yep. |
448 | 00:19:38,387 | 00:19:39,677 | Oop, you got some ketchup there. | Oop, you got some ketchup there. |
449 | 00:19:39,763 | 00:19:41,523 | Looks like you devoured an antelope. | Looks like you devoured an antelope. |
450 | 00:19:41,598 | 00:19:42,888 | -Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on. | -Help me. -Just be careful. Hold on. |
451 | 00:19:42,975 | 00:19:44,475 | [Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it. | [Keeley] Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it. |
452 | 00:19:44,560 | 00:19:46,440 | [Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just-- | [Ted] Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just-- |
453 | 00:19:47,479 | 00:19:48,479 | [crowd] Richmond! Richmond! | [crowd] Richmond! Richmond! |
454 | 00:19:48,564 | 00:19:52,324 | [commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond | [commentator] We are moments away from Crystal Palace facing AFC Richmond |
455 | 00:19:52,401 | 00:19:54,571 | and their new manager, Ted Lasso. | and their new manager, Ted Lasso. |
456 | 00:19:54,653 | 00:19:59,493 | While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt. | While on the pitch, all eyes will surely be on young phenom, Jamie Tartt. |
457 | 00:19:59,575 | 00:20:01,785 | All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go. | All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go. |
458 | 00:20:01,869 | 00:20:03,329 | Uh, Coach, you got any last words? | Uh, Coach, you got any last words? |
459 | 00:20:03,412 | 00:20:06,422 | -Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man. | -Speed on the outside. -Speed on the outside. You heard the man. |
460 | 00:20:06,498 | 00:20:08,458 | That's all we got for you, except for one thing. | That's all we got for you, except for one thing. |
461 | 00:20:08,542 | 00:20:11,092 | And that's Happy Birthday, Sam! | And that's Happy Birthday, Sam! |
462 | 00:20:11,170 | 00:20:13,670 | [players cheering, whistling] | [players cheering, whistling] |
463 | 00:20:20,429 | 00:20:22,679 | Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs] | Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs] |
464 | 00:20:24,600 | 00:20:26,890 | -Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy. | -Hey. [laughs] -Hey, enjoy. |
465 | 00:20:27,477 | 00:20:29,397 | Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin. | Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin. |
466 | 00:20:29,479 | 00:20:32,859 | Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs] | Wow, this is all I used to eat growing up. [laughs] |
467 | 00:20:32,941 | 00:20:35,941 | We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you. | We know you haven't been home in a while, so we thought we'd bring some home to you. |
468 | 00:20:36,028 | 00:20:37,698 | You guys, man. | You guys, man. |
469 | 00:20:37,779 | 00:20:38,859 | [speaking Yoruba] | [speaking Yoruba] |
470 | 00:20:40,532 | 00:20:41,532 | [speaking Yoruba] | [speaking Yoruba] |
471 | 00:20:48,832 | 00:20:51,292 | -Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach. | -Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam. -Thank you, Coach. |
472 | 00:20:51,376 | 00:20:53,166 | We got a few things in there for you. | We got a few things in there for you. |
473 | 00:20:53,253 | 00:20:54,803 | Coach, what's-- what's this? | Coach, what's-- what's this? |
474 | 00:20:55,464 | 00:20:58,384 | [chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these. | [chuckles] Well, my little boy gave me a whole bunch of these. |
475 | 00:20:58,467 | 00:21:00,177 | You know, help keep me safe while I'm away. | You know, help keep me safe while I'm away. |
476 | 00:21:01,720 | 00:21:02,890 | I miss him, you know. | I miss him, you know. |
477 | 00:21:03,680 | 00:21:07,310 | My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck. | My dad used to-- always used to pinch my earlobes for good luck. |
478 | 00:21:08,977 | 00:21:10,807 | Give me a fucking break. | Give me a fucking break. |
479 | 00:21:14,525 | 00:21:15,525 | Sorry, Coach. | Sorry, Coach. |
480 | 00:21:16,610 | 00:21:19,200 | Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this? | Um, Coach, is it-- is it okay if I don't keep this? |
481 | 00:21:19,279 | 00:21:22,819 | I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do. | I don't really have the same fondness for the American military that you do. |
482 | 00:21:22,908 | 00:21:24,908 | Oh, sure. Right. | Oh, sure. Right. |
483 | 00:21:24,993 | 00:21:26,703 | -Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism. | -Imperialism. Right. Yeah. -Imperialism. |
484 | 00:21:26,787 | 00:21:28,407 | Thank you, Coach. Thank you. | Thank you, Coach. Thank you. |
485 | 00:21:28,497 | 00:21:29,407 | [Ted] All right, fellas. | [Ted] All right, fellas. |
486 | 00:21:29,498 | 00:21:32,708 | Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right? | Let's get out there and show Crystal Palace whose house this is, right? |
487 | 00:21:32,793 | 00:21:34,673 | [cheering] | [cheering] |
488 | 00:21:35,462 | 00:21:36,712 | [commentator] West meets South again. | [commentator] West meets South again. |
489 | 00:21:36,797 | 00:21:40,177 | It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric. | It's Derby Day in London, and the atmosphere is electric. |
490 | 00:21:40,259 | 00:21:43,349 | With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout, | With a new owner in the boardroom and a new manager in the dugout, |
491 | 00:21:43,428 | 00:21:47,268 | will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond? | will it be a new dawn for the perennial underdog, AFC Richmond? |
492 | 00:21:47,891 | 00:21:50,731 | Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack." | Welcome to what the home fans call the "Dogtrack." |
493 | 00:21:50,811 | 00:21:55,361 | It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace. | It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC Richmond against Crystal Palace. |
494 | 00:21:55,440 | 00:21:58,280 | I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell. | I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell. |
495 | 00:21:58,360 | 00:22:00,030 | [Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo. | [Chris] And it's great to be here, Arlo. |
496 | 00:22:00,654 | 00:22:02,244 | -You ready? -Your fly is down. | -You ready? -Your fly is down. |
497 | 00:22:02,698 | 00:22:04,618 | Oh. Thank you. | Oh. Thank you. |
498 | 00:22:04,700 | 00:22:05,700 | All right, shall we? | All right, shall we? |
499 | 00:22:06,660 | 00:22:08,750 | [Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager? | [Arlo] Chris, did you ever play under an American manager? |
500 | 00:22:08,829 | 00:22:12,329 | Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language. | Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have minded it. I do speak the language. |
501 | 00:22:13,834 | 00:22:16,344 | [crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! | [crowd chanting] Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! |
502 | 00:22:16,420 | 00:22:20,550 | Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! | Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! |
503 | 00:22:20,632 | 00:22:22,512 | Wanker! Wanker! | Wanker! Wanker! |
504 | 00:22:23,760 | 00:22:27,310 | [Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language. | [Arlo] To the fans at home, we do apologize for the fruity language. |
505 | 00:22:27,389 | 00:22:29,139 | Wanker! Wanker! | Wanker! Wanker! |
506 | 00:22:29,725 | 00:22:32,305 | [Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton. | [Arlo] It was a risky hire by new owner, Rebecca Welton. |
507 | 00:22:32,394 | 00:22:34,654 | Does she know something we don't? | Does she know something we don't? |
508 | 00:22:34,730 | 00:22:36,060 | Wanker! Wanker! | Wanker! Wanker! |
509 | 00:22:36,148 | 00:22:38,278 | Oi! Give him a chance. | Oi! Give him a chance. |
510 | 00:22:38,358 | 00:22:40,688 | [fans groan] | [fans groan] |
511 | 00:22:40,777 | 00:22:42,067 | Wanker! | Wanker! |
512 | 00:22:42,154 | 00:22:44,074 | We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah? | We got 90 minutes to prove 'em wrong, yeah? |
513 | 00:22:44,781 | 00:22:45,781 | Let's give it a shot. | Let's give it a shot. |
514 | 00:22:45,866 | 00:22:47,446 | [Arlo] Here we go. | [Arlo] Here we go. |
515 | 00:22:47,534 | 00:22:48,374 | [whistle blows] | [whistle blows] |
516 | 00:22:49,536 | 00:22:51,206 | [Arlo] And there you go. | [Arlo] And there you go. |
517 | 00:22:51,288 | 00:22:54,288 | It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era. | It's an inauspicious start to the Ted Lasso era. |
518 | 00:22:54,374 | 00:22:55,964 | [fans shouting] | [fans shouting] |
519 | 00:22:56,668 | 00:23:01,758 | Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless. | Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired, and, you have to say, joyless. |
520 | 00:23:01,840 | 00:23:04,430 | Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1. | Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1. |
521 | 00:23:04,510 | 00:23:07,890 | The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya. | The only bright spot being the defensive play of Sam Obisanya. |
522 | 00:23:07,971 | 00:23:09,221 | Only bright spot? | Only bright spot? |
523 | 00:23:09,681 | 00:23:12,811 | Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks. | Without me, it would've been 4-0, you miserable old pricks. |
524 | 00:23:12,893 | 00:23:15,853 | And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time. | And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time. |
525 | 00:23:15,938 | 00:23:17,228 | Thank you! | Thank you! |
526 | 00:23:18,357 | 00:23:19,977 | Jamie. Real quick. | Jamie. Real quick. |
527 | 00:23:20,067 | 00:23:21,527 | [Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt, | [Arlo] Regarding Jamie Tartt, |
528 | 00:23:21,610 | 00:23:24,610 | it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee, | it was an insignificant goal by the Manchester City loanee, |
529 | 00:23:24,696 | 00:23:27,066 | but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup. | but he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup. |
530 | 00:23:30,410 | 00:23:32,290 | I haven't known you that long, but... | I haven't known you that long, but... |
531 | 00:23:33,413 | 00:23:36,213 | I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached. | I can honestly say you are the best athlete I have ever coached. |
532 | 00:23:38,377 | 00:23:40,047 | Wow. Um... | Wow. Um... |
533 | 00:23:40,546 | 00:23:42,796 | Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah. | Yeah. I mean, I-- I work hard, yeah. |
534 | 00:23:42,881 | 00:23:43,881 | I see it. | I see it. |
535 | 00:23:44,508 | 00:23:46,968 | You are truly great at everything you do out there. | You are truly great at everything you do out there. |
536 | 00:23:47,553 | 00:23:49,183 | [clicks tongue] Except for one thing. | [clicks tongue] Except for one thing. |
537 | 00:23:49,263 | 00:23:50,353 | My left foot cross? | My left foot cross? |
538 | 00:23:50,430 | 00:23:54,640 | No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, | No. Jamie, I think that you might be so sure that you're one in a million, |
539 | 00:23:55,477 | 00:23:58,107 | that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven. | that sometimes you forget that out there, you're just one of eleven. |
540 | 00:23:59,857 | 00:24:04,237 | And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"... | And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"... |
541 | 00:24:04,319 | 00:24:05,319 | [whistles] | [whistles] |
542 | 00:24:06,738 | 00:24:08,198 | ...the sky's the limit for you. | ...the sky's the limit for you. |
543 | 00:24:10,701 | 00:24:12,491 | Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way. | Was a heck of a goal out there, by the way. |
544 | 00:24:13,412 | 00:24:14,542 | -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. | -Thanks. -Mm-hmm. |
545 | 00:24:19,668 | 00:24:22,128 | [Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place. | [Arlo] Richmond fall to 13th place. |
546 | 00:24:22,212 | 00:24:23,962 | [Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long. | [Chris] I'm sure they won't be there very long. |
547 | 00:24:24,047 | 00:24:25,467 | [Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris? | [Arlo] Is that optimism, Chris? |
548 | 00:24:25,549 | 00:24:27,969 | [Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein. | [Chris] No. Actually, I'm wearing Obsession by Calvin Klein. |
549 | 00:24:28,051 | 00:24:30,141 | That was fucking embarrassing! | That was fucking embarrassing! |
550 | 00:24:31,180 | 00:24:33,810 | Oh, I-- I am equally livid. | Oh, I-- I am equally livid. |
551 | 00:24:33,891 | 00:24:35,061 | -[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ. | -[player] Blimey, mate. -[player 2] Jesus Christ. |
552 | 00:24:35,142 | 00:24:36,602 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
553 | 00:24:36,685 | 00:24:38,435 | -[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad. | -[player 3] Didn't know he had it in him. -Good lad. |
554 | 00:24:38,520 | 00:24:40,520 | [upbeat music playing] | [upbeat music playing] |
555 | 00:24:42,232 | 00:24:43,322 | Oh, my God. | Oh, my God. |
556 | 00:24:53,452 | 00:24:55,002 | Hey, come on now. [claps] | Hey, come on now. [claps] |
557 | 00:24:55,078 | 00:24:56,658 | Hey, let's shake this one off, all right? | Hey, let's shake this one off, all right? |
558 | 00:24:56,747 | 00:24:59,077 | Start getting better on Monday. Until then-- | Start getting better on Monday. Until then-- |
559 | 00:24:59,166 | 00:25:03,496 | Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right? | Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh, help pick up the mood in here, all right? |
560 | 00:25:03,587 | 00:25:04,877 | -[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh. | -[hip-hop music playing on speakers] -Uh-oh. |
561 | 00:25:04,963 | 00:25:07,383 | Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you. | Little Phife Dawg and Q-Tip comin' at you. |
562 | 00:25:08,217 | 00:25:10,257 | Come on now. Everybody get some cake. | Come on now. Everybody get some cake. |
563 | 00:25:10,344 | 00:25:13,184 | You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system. | You know, it's Sam's birthday. Go ahead, get some sugar in your system. |
564 | 00:25:13,263 | 00:25:14,263 | Go on now. | Go on now. |
565 | 00:25:22,523 | 00:25:24,023 | -[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps] | -[Ted] Hey, y'all. -[gasps] |
566 | 00:25:24,107 | 00:25:29,027 | I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles] | I come bearing sweet treats to numb the sting of defeat. [chuckles] |
567 | 00:25:30,072 | 00:25:31,622 | -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. | -Yeah. -Oh, thank you. |
568 | 00:25:31,698 | 00:25:35,448 | And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today. | And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today. |
569 | 00:25:37,246 | 00:25:41,496 | I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in. | I know it would mean a lot to the guys if y'all just came down, joined in. |
570 | 00:25:41,583 | 00:25:43,423 | Let 'em know you're still in their corner. | Let 'em know you're still in their corner. |
571 | 00:25:44,878 | 00:25:47,008 | That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay? | That's all the arm twisting I'm gonna do though, okay? |
572 | 00:25:47,548 | 00:25:48,548 | [Rebecca chuckles] | [Rebecca chuckles] |
573 | 00:25:49,007 | 00:25:51,507 | Ted, you know what might convince me? | Ted, you know what might convince me? |
574 | 00:25:52,427 | 00:25:55,717 | If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits. | If you told me where you got these delicious biscuits. |
575 | 00:25:56,765 | 00:25:59,805 | Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I? | Well, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to bring you more on Monday, would I? |
576 | 00:25:59,893 | 00:26:00,893 | [chuckles] | [chuckles] |
577 | 00:26:01,770 | 00:26:03,610 | All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs. | All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs. |
578 | 00:26:03,689 | 00:26:05,729 | Mm! Oh, it's good cake. | Mm! Oh, it's good cake. |
579 | 00:26:08,318 | 00:26:10,398 | Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent. | Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent. |
580 | 00:26:10,487 | 00:26:14,527 | That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss? | That was, uh, quite a beating today. How you taking the loss? |
581 | 00:26:15,284 | 00:26:18,954 | Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven. | Look, it's not just me though, is it? We're a team. I'm just one of eleven. |
582 | 00:26:20,330 | 00:26:21,750 | -[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay. | -[man] Candy from a baby. -[Trent] Okay. |
583 | 00:26:21,832 | 00:26:22,832 | [man 2] They were rubbish. | [man 2] They were rubbish. |
584 | 00:26:27,504 | 00:26:30,424 | Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know? | Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know? |
585 | 00:26:30,507 | 00:26:32,887 | The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake. | The rest of them, they're all in there eating cake. |
586 | 00:26:32,968 | 00:26:35,138 | -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate. | -Seriously? -Yeah, seriously, mate. |
587 | 00:26:35,220 | 00:26:38,640 | The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke. | The new gaffer's got music on in there. It's like a party. It's a joke. |
588 | 00:26:39,183 | 00:26:42,733 | [players cheering] | [players cheering] |
589 | 00:26:45,022 | 00:26:46,152 | [camera shutter clicks] | [camera shutter clicks] |
590 | 00:26:57,868 | 00:26:59,788 | [grunting] | [grunting] |
591 | 00:26:59,870 | 00:27:03,500 | Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure. | Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure. |
592 | 00:27:05,083 | 00:27:06,593 | [Coach Beard] I hate losing. | [Coach Beard] I hate losing. |
593 | 00:27:06,668 | 00:27:08,128 | [Ted] Bird by bird, Coach. | [Ted] Bird by bird, Coach. |
594 | 00:27:08,212 | 00:27:10,052 | -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. | -Good night, Coach. -Night, Coach. |
595 | 00:27:12,883 | 00:27:14,053 | Uh-oh, here's trouble. | Uh-oh, here's trouble. |
596 | 00:27:14,885 | 00:27:17,005 | -I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think? | -I saw the match. -Oh, yeah? What'd you think? |
597 | 00:27:17,095 | 00:27:19,005 | -You were rubbish. -[chuckles] | -You were rubbish. -[chuckles] |
598 | 00:27:19,097 | 00:27:20,967 | -Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah. | -Yeah, maybe so. -Yeah. |
599 | 00:27:21,058 | 00:27:22,978 | I did wanna get your advice on one thing. | I did wanna get your advice on one thing. |
600 | 00:27:23,435 | 00:27:26,475 | Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya! | Uh, what do you think-- Oh! Look at that! Got ya! |
601 | 00:27:26,563 | 00:27:28,573 | -Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah. | -Yeah? All right, I underestimated you. -Yeah. |
602 | 00:27:28,649 | 00:27:31,189 | See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got? | See, no one sees me coming. Come on, what you got? What you got? |
603 | 00:27:31,276 | 00:27:33,606 | That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now. | That was quick. Okay, I'm gonna take my backpack off now. |
604 | 00:27:33,695 | 00:27:34,775 | We're gonna really do this. | We're gonna really do this. |
605 | 00:27:34,863 | 00:27:37,033 | -Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah. | -Let me stretch here a little bit. -[chuckling] All right. Yeah. |
606 | 00:27:37,115 | 00:27:39,365 | Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble. | Here we go. Okay. All right, now you're in trouble. |
607 | 00:27:39,451 | 00:27:40,791 | [girl] Get your breath back. | [girl] Get your breath back. |
608 | 00:27:44,206 | 00:27:46,116 | [rock music playing] | [rock music playing] |
609 | 00:27:50,754 | 00:27:51,844 | [phone buzzes] | [phone buzzes] |
610 | 00:27:55,342 | 00:27:56,342 | [clears throat] | [clears throat] |
611 | 00:27:56,969 | 00:27:58,139 | What? | What? |
612 | 00:27:58,220 | 00:27:59,390 | I just sent you the pictures. | I just sent you the pictures. |
613 | 00:27:59,471 | 00:28:00,681 | [phone chimes] | [phone chimes] |
614 | 00:28:04,059 | 00:28:05,559 | That's exactly what I wanted. | That's exactly what I wanted. |
615 | 00:28:07,855 | 00:28:10,815 | The star player's girlfriend and the new manager. | The star player's girlfriend and the new manager. |
616 | 00:28:12,484 | 00:28:14,074 | Are you sure you want to do this? | Are you sure you want to do this? |
617 | 00:28:14,152 | 00:28:16,492 | The press will eat them alive. | The press will eat them alive. |
618 | 00:28:27,082 | 00:28:28,502 | Miss Welton? | Miss Welton? |
619 | 00:28:34,089 | 00:28:35,169 | Do it. | Do it. |
620 | 00:28:39,803 | 00:28:41,053 | [clatters] | [clatters] |
621 | 00:28:41,805 | 00:28:44,805 | [rock and roll music playing] | [rock and roll music playing] |